Happy Anniversary of The Great Battle with Team Dark Phoenix Storm.
At Camp Wawanakwa was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Duncan, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Beast Wars Scorponok, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there for an awesome rescue. We got word that Alejandro escaped from prison.
Me: I can't believe Ale-Jerk-Dro escaped from prison!
Nico: But this time we're going to give him what for.
Eli: With a one way trip to the Black Gates.
Camie: That's for sure! I've heard about him and he is a jerk.
Laney: Yes he sure is.
Duncan: Yeah I hate his guts. I don't know what I was thinking being friends with him.
Nico: No kidding. But thanks for coming with me, Duncan.
Duncan: Anytime Nico. It's going to be awesome helping you out.
Varie: It sure is.
Nico: Duncan, I just want to say that you're probably one of my favorite Total Drama contestants!
Duncan: (Laughs) I'm truly honored that you think that Nico.
Nico: Only because it's true.
Me: That is gnarly dude. Also to be truthful Duncan, you and Courtney are perfect for each other and Gwen and Cameron are perfect for each other.
Duncan: I agree there on that. And Billy McLean RUINED my relationship with Courtney!
Me: (GROWLS) What a heartless monster!
Xenia: What he did is pure evil!
Nico: I especially liked the hook man story you made up. And the fact that you brought a hook with it!
Duncan: (LAUGHS) That was a great story.
Me: It sure was.
Gwen: (Laughs) That was cool.
Brittney: It sure was.
Laney: Neat.
Camue: That was really cool though.
Nico: We ate lots of beans yesterday.
Me: Boy we sure did. (LOUD FART) I'm still gassy from them.
Nico: Boy so is many of us and it was funny though.
Eli: But Lazlo broke the Bean Stacking record. Everyone in Prickly Pines is talking about it.
Nico: They sure are.
Fluttershy: It sure was cool.
Nico: And this isn't the first time either.
Me: Nope. The first record was set in the 1880s.
Nico: Yep.
Laney: That is so cool. And Lazlo broke that record. It'll be impossible for ANYONE to catch up to him.
Varie: It sure will be.
Camie: Yeah no kidding there.
Lola: That is for sure.
Nico: Also, Kazemon, Casey, Varie Raiza, DC Superhero Girls Carol, RD Lana, Hiryuu Tsurugi, DC Superhero Girls Starfire, Genshin Impact Lisa, and Jane Logan Clayton are more backup members.
Me: Good choices.
Qin: Awesome!
Lincoln: Varie Raiza? I haven't seen her in a while. I'm sure she is doing great.
Duncan: Okay. If we're going after Alejandro, there should be stuff from the Psycho Killer challenge that can help.
Me: Good idea.
We went and found some blasters and weapons from the Psycho Killer Challenger and even a straitjacket and net.
Laney: Nice!
Lana: Time to end Ale-Jerk-Dro!
Duncan: Ah. My trusty hook.
Nico: Cool.
Me: This is gonna be good.
Qin: Yeah.
Eli: I sense that he is close. He's right… (Looks at a bush) THERE!
He fired a blast of Force Lightning and electrocuted a figure and brought out ALEJANDRO!
Qin: Right on cue!
Camie: Time for some buttkicking!
Alejandro: Hello, Duncan. You look dressed for a funeral.
Duncan: Yeah. Yours!
Me: You can say hello to your unattractive girlfriend in oblivion.
Alejandro growled ferociously!
He went at me and then I punched him in the face!
POW!
I sent him crashing into a tree and it smashed onto him!
Xenia: Take that!
Alejandro got up.
Alejandro: (SCREAMS IN PAIN) MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Kaito: Your face is the least of your problems!
Zocks: Some people are so vain.
Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor!
Qin: YEAH!
Me: Heather was an unattractive and miserable little bitch!
Qin: YEAH!
He growled ferociously and then HE WENT INSANE!
Alejandro: YOU LIE! SURE, WE HAD OUR UPS AND DOWNS! BUT I TRULY LOVED HER! AND YOU ALL TOOK HER FROM ME!
Sougo: (gets out Zi O II Ridewatch) You're right. It wasn't fair that J.D. and the rest sent Heather to oblivion.
Rider Time! (Synthesizer tone) Kamen Rider~! (Rider~!) Zi-O! (Zi-O!) Zi-O~! II!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Revive Ridewatch) So, why don't we send you there with her?!
Re-vi-i-ve Goretsu~! Goretsu!
Sougo became Zi O II while Geiz became Geiz Revive Goretsu.
Nico: Yeah!
Me: But now Heather is gone. What are you going to do about it UGLY!?
Then ALEJANDRO WENT BALLISTIC!
He went at us roaring like an insane lunatic and I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and punched him ferociously all over the place with incredible fury and smashed him all over into pulp. Then I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and then I kicked him in the stomach with devastating force and he belched up a huge amount of blood.
Albedo turned into Negative Invincible.
Negative Invincible: Did you guys know that there's a Superhero that's also named Invincible?
Me: His name is Markus Sebastian Grayson and he is awesome.
Qin: Boy he sure is.
Alejandro was beaten up really bad.
But then a figure came out and grabbed Alejandro and then snapped his neck!
We gasped and saw that it was ANOTHER INVINCIBLE! It was a black version of Invincible!
Alejandro's spirit appeared.
Lincoln: I got this.
Lincoln fired a beam of energy and banished him to the Black Gates.
Me: Wow! Another Invincible! Thanks for that.
Another Invincible: (In a girls voice) He deserved it. I hated him.
Me: (GASP) Laurie Celestia?
Nicole: The World Famous Treasure Hunter!? Wow!
Nico: That is cool! Are you related to…
Another Invincible: Yes. Princess Celestia's my cousin.
Maria: On the topic of Mark Grayson, his dad could be a great Masters of Evil candidate.
Me: He sure would.
Negative Invincible: (To Another Invincible) Did Swartz Promise you anything?
Another Invincible: Just to be the greatest Treasure Hunter ever like Nicole.
Nicole: I'm flattered that you want to be like me.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: But you already are one of the greatest treasure hunters I know.
Another Invincible: That's true. And I knew that Swartz was lying to me.
Me: Yeah. Sorry we have to fight.
Nico: (takes out Chemistro's Ridewatch) Hope you studied up on Chemistry!
He activated it and fired Chemical blasts and smashed her down with powerful acid.
Nico: Oh yeah!
Me: Time for some buttkicking!
I fired waves of fire and smashed her down.
Qin: Yeah!
Xenia: Take that!
Duncan: My turn!
He activated Scorpion's Ridewatch and fired waves of acid and smashed her down.
Qin: YEAH!
Maria: Lets keep it up!
But then a roar was heard and then out came a RAINBOW DARK DRAGON!
Qin: WHOA!
Nico: Rainbow Dark Dragon!
Laney: Really awesome!
Rainbow Dark Dragon: (In a girls voice) (Estonian Accent) This is gonna be a good one.
Nico: Varaiya Venimenchikova? Wow!
Qin: Awesome to see you again.
She reverted back and Varaiya was a girl with long black hair and black clothes and had pitch black angel wings.
Varaiya Venimenchikova: It's good to see you again Nico and Qin. I got this.
She fired a Rainbow Dark Refraction Blast and it hit Another Invincible and smashed her down and reverted her back and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and I went over to Laurie and she was a girl with Princess Celestia's hair and she had her tail too and she was dressed in Jungle Safari Clothes.
I picked her up.
Laurie Celestia: (Groans) What a headache.
Me: But you're back to normal.
Nico: Princess Celestia will be so happy.
Laurie Celestia: She sure will.
Varaiya Venimenchikova: But that was a great rescue.
Duncan: It sure was. What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Varaiya Venimenchikova: I have a lot of them but my favorite is when me and Nico were over in Russia and we saw a bunch of Thugs robbing the Moscow Museum and I helped stop them by summoning the undead. I summoned the skeletons of many Russian Soldiers and they stopped the thugs.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Wow! That is incredible!
Qin: Yeah she has the power to summon the forces of the undead.
Xenia: That is awesome.
Brittney: You'll make an awesome addition to the Goths of Darkness.
Nico: I was just about to say the same thing.
Nico and Varaiya hugged.
Nico: I've missed you Varaiya.
Varaiya Venimenchikova: Me too Nico. Me too.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Saber Kamen Riders, Anatankha, and Ghost Rider are heading to the apartment block in Chicago in the world of the terrifying 2009 movie, The Grudge 3, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we, along with Naoko Kawamata, are going to perform a powerful exorcism on the apartment block that's being haunted by The Grudge curse brought here by Naoko's older sister now turned vengeful ghost and undead serial killer, Kayako Saeki and her son, Toshio Saeki, and not only are we going to end The Grudge curse, but we're also going remove the dark spirits that inhabited Kayako since her mother removed them from the people who came to visit her and gave them to her when she was a child and banish them to Hell for good, but we're also going to send the very one who caused The Grudge curse in the first place by killing Kayako, Toshio, and Mar in a fit of rage, Takeo Saeki, to The Black Gates for good, and send Kayako, Toshio, and Mar to The Afterlife and help them finally rest in peace.
Nico: This is unusual, your rescue's taking place here at an apartment block in Chicago, Lincoln, but why...? (Realizes something) Oh no, this apartment block, this is where...!
Lincoln: Yep, we're here in the world of The Grudge 3, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we, along with Naoko Kawamata, are going to perform a powerful exorcism on the apartment block that's being haunted by The Grudge curse brought here by Naoko's older sister now turned vengeful ghost and undead serial killer, Kayako Saeki and her son, Toshio Saeki, and not only are we going to end The Grudge curse, but we're also going remove the dark spirits that inhabited Kayako since her mother removed them from the people who came to visit her and gave them to her when she was a child and banish them to Hell for good, but we're also going to send the very one who caused The Grudge curse in the first place by killing Kayako, Toshio, and Mar in a fit of rage, Takeo Saeki, to The Black Gates for good, and send Kayako, Toshio, and Mar to The Afterlife and help them finally rest in peace.
We gasped in pure horror.
Lucy Loud: Gasp. But, will this exorcism succeed?
Riley Kurayami: (Japanese Accent) It has to work, too many lives have been tragically ended by this evil curse. Either way, the curse ends here and now.
Suddenly, the white gemstones embedded in our pinkie rings that we'd gotten yesterday started to glow.
Naoko Kwamata: (Japanese Accent) There's no doubt that my sister's here, along with Toshio, and my brother-in-law, and the rings are working perfectly.
Lincoln: So, you were the ones who gave Vypra those rings for our treasure battle yesterday, and I think I know why, you needed our help to stop the curse and put the spirits of your sister and nephew to rest.
Naoko Kwamata: (Japanese Accent) Yes, that's correct.
Me: There's no doubt this curse is one of the deadliest curses ever in Japan. Tales were spoken about what happen in this case. When someone dies in the grip of a powerful rage, a curse is born, it then gathers in the places where the dead once lived.
Nico: And if anyone crosses its path, they die, and the curse is reborn. Everyone in Japan has known of this kind of curse born from a powerful rage.
Naoko Kwamata: (Japanese Accent) And it's also no surprise that Kayako became a vessel for the dark spirits that my mother took from those who came to visit her and my mother gave them to her, and when Takeo killed her and Toshio, along with his pet cat, in a fit of murderous rage, Kayako had come back from the dead as a vengeful spirit and got her revenge on Takeo, but she would also in turn kill anyone who dared to set foot in the house, and now, the curse has taken hold of this place.
Eli: We have to end this curse here and now.
Lincoln: And we will, and while Kayako and Toshio, along with Mar will be sent to The Afterlife, Takeo on the other hand, will be getting The Black Gates for what he'd done, and I also intend to use a more powerful version of The Penance Stare.
We also saw that Lisa and Rose Morrison were also with Naoko.
Naoko Kwamata: (Japanese Accent) I've already called Lisa and Rose to come back to the apartment with me, but her brother, Max, is still in here, and there's no doubt he's been possessed by Takeo. And with Kayako and Toshio also still in the apartment, no one will truly be safe until the curse has been broken.
Nico: Nice one, but you'll also be put in danger as well, Naoko, since you're also the sister of Kayako and the target of Takeo's murderous rage.
Naoko Kwamata: (Japanese Accent) It's a risk I have to take, if I want to end the curse and give Kayako and Toshio their well-deserved rest. Now, we need to set up the ritual and keep an eye out for my murderous brother-in-law.
We already set up the ritual, and we were prepared to draw the spirits of Kayako and Toshio out, and Lincoln also set up a trap, in case Max who was possessed by Takeo shows up to attack.
Naoko Kwamata: (Japanese Accent) Now, once I start the ritual, we must be prepared for the task of exorcising the spirits.
Nico: In other words, we can't let fear drive us out.
Lincoln: Exactly, Nico.
Naoko Kwamata began the ritual, and as soon as the ritual started, we then saw a deathly pale hand clutch the floor and we saw a deathly pale figure with long cascading black hair crawl right to us and it uttered a horrific death rattle, and then, a magic circle appeared around the ghost, and it began to stand up, but we heard the sound of bones cracking and it was horrific, but we saw who the figure was: it was Kayako Saeki, Naoko's older sister, and then, another deathly pale ghostly figure appear and it too was surrounded by a magic circle: it was Kayako's son, Toshio Saeki, and with it was his pet cat, Mar.
Naoko Kwamata: (Japanese Accent) Kayako, Toshio.
Lincoln: It's hard to believe that these two innocent people would fall victim to a man's murderous rage and jealousy.
Me: Takeo, you really are nothing but pure evil.
Nico: You won't be welcome in the next world after Lincoln gets through with you. Now, what's the next step?
Lincoln: Now, to draw the dark spirits that are inhabiting Kayako and Toshio, and if I'm not mistaken, if Takeo, who's in possession of Max, finds out, he'll be heading here to crash the ceremony.
?: HEEEEELLLLLP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of five girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the five girls running towards us, but they're being pursued by Max Morrison, who's been possessed by Takeo, and he's going to kill them.
Lincoln: Looks like we don't have to go after Takeo, here he comes!
As soon as the five girls come to us, the possessed Max was then trapped in a magic circle, and a blast of light then removed a blood-soaked spirit and he passed out. We then saw who the blood-soaked spirit was: Takeo Saeki, the murderous rage-driven husband of Kayako Saeki and the source of the curse. He tried to get out and kill us, but he didn't.
?: (Girl's voice) You're not killing anyone ever again, Takeo Saeki!
Suddenly, we saw Zaphion, the Timelord, appear before us.
Nico: Wow, that's Zaphion the Timelord.
Lincoln: And we'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Zaina Emperyous.
Selene Emperyous: But, we'll talk later. Time to complete the exorcism.
Lincoln chanted a powerful incantation, and that caused Kayako to lift up her head, and a torrent of dark and evil spirits came out of her, and a portal opened up and those dark spirits were then sent back to Hell for good, and the dark spirits also came out of Toshio and they were sent to Hell, and it restored Kayako and Toshio back to the way they were when they were alive, but they, along with Mar, were still dead, but purified once more, and this angered Takeo.
Lincoln: You've claimed your last victim, Takeo.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, my harem and Nico's harem Ghost Rider, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered their massive swords and we transformed, and we went after Takeo Saeki, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln stared Takeo down, and the murderous rage-driven monster was forced to look Lincoln in the eyes, but then, Lincoln turned all of Takeo's evil against him, and Takeo was being burned from the inside out by all of the pain and suffering he inflicted on Kayako and Toshio when he murdered them in a fit of rage, along with all those he'd killed when he came back as a vengeful spirit and he'd continued to spread the curse killing those who cross its path. When Lincoln was done, Takeo's eyes were burned out, and as the Judgement Kanji appeared on his forehead, he was then seized by The Black Gates and he was erased for good. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and powered down. Kayako and Toshio smiled and we knew they were finally at peace, and they faded away and they headed for the Afterlife. The curse was finally ended, and we also saw the spirits of all those the curse had killed were also crossing over to The Afterlife. Finally, their torment was finally over.
Naoko Kwamata: (Japanese Accent) It's finally over, the curse has been ended.
Lisa Morrison: So, this means, the strange hauntings are over.
Nico: Along with the murders attributed to the curse. Now, everything is at peace.
Lincoln: Yeah.
We then said our goodbyes to Naoko Kwamata and Lisa, Rose, and Max Morrison, and we left the apartment building with the knowledge of knowing we'd finally ended the curse of The Saeki family, and sent the spirits of Kayako and Toshio to their eternal slumber, while Takeo was sent to The Black Gates for good for what he's done.
Lincoln: That's it for the dreaded curse and the spirits have finally been put to rest for good. (To Zaina Emperyous) And it's so good to see you again, Zaina Emperyous.
Zaina Emperyous reverted back to normal, and she was a beautiful girl with long flowing aqua blue hair tied in a braid, aqua blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she had massive and beautiful aqua blue angel wings with stars in them and she reigned in the power of Zaphion the Timelord, and she was dressed in a sleeveless aqua blue midriff top, aqua blue plaid skirt with the Sephiroth Tree of Life on it, aqua blue pants, aqua blue legwarmers, aqua blue sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with ocean waves and angels on the coattails and Zaphion the Timelord on the back and holstered on her back is a large Zaphion the Timelord-themed greatsword with Zaphion the Timelord etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large aqua blue angel wings for the crossguard, large aqua blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large aqua blue angel wings and a large aqua blue gem below the angel wings for the pommel.
Zaina Emperyous: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's good to see you, Selene.
Selene Emperyous: You too, Zaina.
Lincoln went up to Zaina Emperyous and they hugged, and Zaina Emperyous is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice and seeing the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Zaina Emperyous: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 10-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails, that's really new.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, so that's?
Lincoln: Yep, Nico, this is Zaina Emperyous, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and the second born of the Emperyous Sisters. Zaina is the second of the water masters of the Emperyous Sisters and she has amazing power over water. She also has the respect and love and admiration of Girl Jordan and her friends, Mollie and Chloe, and she even has the power to turn into an awesome mermaid. She can even breathe underwater and when Girl Jordan saw her as a mermaid, she was so amazed and enthralled in her beauty. She's also another Guardian Angels that knows all about Girl Jordan's crush on me.
Nico: That is so awesome!
Selene Emperyous: It sure is, and Zaina hates all of the Total Drama Sore Losers with a merciless vengeance. She is a huge fan of Total Drama and specifically hates Heather and Amy with a merciless vengeance.
We gasped.
Nico: Oh, we're going to hear about this later, and just so you know, your sister let Lincoln...
Zaina Emperyous: Yeah, I know, she told me on the phone yesterday of what she allowed Lincoln to do.
Me: Oh.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Zaina Emperyous' neck with aqua blue gems on the gold thunderbolt links and aqua blue crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck.
Zaina Emperyous: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're part of harem and my many future wives, Zaina.
Zaina Emperyous had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Zaina Emperyous' waist and she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The five girls are Akari Watanabe, Mei Hamano, Natsumi Oohashi, Shiori Sakurazaka, and Sachi Takamiya from More Than a Married Couple, But Not Lovers.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Akari Watanabe, Mei Hamano, Natsumi Oohashi, Shiori Sakurazaka, and Sachi Takamiya from More Than a Married Couple, But Not Lovers.
Nicole: Oh, awesome!
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Akari Watanabe: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Akari Watanabe and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Takeo Saeki, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird and Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white werewolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Akari Watanabe: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you both.
Then, Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and the four clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Akari Watanabe: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Akari Watanabe, Mei Hamano, Natsumi Oohashi, Shiori Sakurazaka, and Sachi Takamiya with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked when they found out the villains we went after were Kayako Saeki, Toshio Saeki, and Takeo Saeki, who was the true source of the Grudge curse.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in freeing Kayako and Toshio of the dark spirits that turned them into vengeful spirits and sent the dark spirits to Hell and what Lincoln did in using a powerful version of The Penance Stare on Takeo Saeki which then sent him to The Black Gates for good and ending the curse brought on by Kayako's rage and Takeo's evil, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Zaina Emperyous have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Oh man, now that was one really really scary rescue you guys went through.
Nico: I saw all three Grudge movies, and I was really scared to death.
Connor: So were all of us, Nico, don't forget.
Leandro Chan: I couldn't forget the sound of that awful death rattle coming from Kayako.
Alicia Chan: Neither can I.
Mindy Chan: Same here.
Lincoln: Whoa, so you guys were really scared from watching that movie. I hope no one dared any of you to watch it.
Nico: No, it was a few years ago, and we watched all three Grudge movies on three separate nights, and after that, we had nightmares for nine weeks. (Shudders)
Connor: We swore never to watch those movies again, Dad had them given to another person as a gift, and we had to room with Nico during those nine weeks for fear of what could happen.
Riley Kurayami: (Japanese Accent) I also saw the original adaptation: Ju-On, but I knew that the curse was real, and it's been part of Japanese folklore for centuries.
Even many of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and future wives who are from Japan knew of that ancient tale, and are deathly afraid of the curse.
Lincoln: That's right, and curses come in different forms and different cultures, but this curse was one of the deadliest: a curse born when someone dies in the grip of a powerful rage is bad, but one that's caused a never-ending chain of death, thanks to dark spirits inhabiting the body of the one who fell victim to the death that turned them into a vengeful spirit.
Me: Yep, but now, that curse has ended and the chain has been broken for good.
After finally putting an end to the Saeki curse and sending Takeo Saeki to The Black Gates and sending Kayako and Toshio to the Afterlife, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 900,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Zaina Emperyous saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and even doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Zaina Emperyous: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Zaina, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Zaina Emperyous: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Zaina, what are these two horrible revelations you have about Heather and Amy, as if those two bitches couldn't get anymore lower than they already are.
Zaina Emperyous: Well, brace yourself. The first revelation for Heather is that after she failed to win the two million bucks, Heather hurt a bunch of people in a rage, so I thrashed Heather so bad that she was in a full body cast with all her teeth missing, and I vowed that if I ever see Heather cause anymore pain like she did, I would kill her by making her endure ferociously painful bouts of torture that she was subjected to on the show times 1,000,000.
We gasped.
Nico: WHAT A BITCH!
Lincoln: You said it, and we got rid of Heather for good after Gwen transformed and after she killed her, she sent her to The Black Gates for good.
Zaina Emperyous: I heard about it, and that bastard, Damian Alaister, removed the curse you put on her, as part of one of the many contingency plans The Church of Necrom had. Alright, and now, for the revelation for Amy, when she was eliminated, Amy went on a ballistic rampage and even killed a bunch of homeless people in cold blood, so I beat up Amy so badly and I sent Amy to prison for her crimes and vowed that if Amy causes anymore problems, I would rip her head off and freeze her in a glacier for all eternity.
We gasped even more.
Lincoln: If we weren't humiliating her already, I would gladly let you rip her head off and freeze her headless body in a glacier for all eternity.
Nico: Yeah, what a bitch!
Selene Emperyous: And we also heard of what you all did in sending Scott to The Black Gates as well. What that bastard did with this Team Buhktu bullshit mentally scarred Lincoln, he didn't deserve any sympathy from anyone, he's a worthless, dirt-eating, pit-stained, murderous bastard!
Lincoln: Selene, language.
Selene Emperyous covered her mouth and blushed in embarrassment.
Selene Emperyous: Sorry.
Nico: (Snickers) Yeah, you got to be careful when swearing around Lincoln's newborn kids.
Zaina Emperyous: I'll make sure Selene watches her mouth.
Sam Simpson: Good thinking, Zaina. Oh, Linky, it's almost time for your first harem bonding session with some of us.
Nico: Wow, so you're about to have your first ever harem bonding session, Lincoln.
Lincoln: It's much different from our dates, Nico. But, it's going to be really awesome.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Toph Beifong, Hilda, Jessica Shannon, Yuna Kamihara, Sari Sumdac, Nanami Simpson, R. Mika, Menat, Makoto (Street Fighter), Ibuki, Frosta, Perfuma, Entrapta, Colette Brunel, TLPS Ryuko Matoi, Julie Makimoto, Shantae, Mai Shiranui, Akko Kagari, Gluko, Batch, Sam, Clover, and Alex were getting ready for their first ever harem bonding session.
Lincoln: This is going to be really amazing.
Hilda: (British Accent) Indeed, Linky. And I know how to start it off.
Lincoln, Toph Beifong, Hilda, Jessica Shannon, Yuna Kamihara, Sari Sumdac, Nanami Simpson, R. Mika, Menat, Makoto (Street Fighter), Ibuki, Frosta, Perfuma, Entrapta, Colette Brunel, TLPS Ryuko Matoi, Julie Makimoto, Shantae, Mai Shiranui, Akko Kagari, Gluko, Batch, Sam, Clover, and Alex head to Lynn's Table for a little humiliation on the jerks, and Lincoln saw Flip was snoring.
Lincoln: (Smirks) Toph, mind waking Flip up?
Toph: (Smirks) Gladly.
Toph made a paddle of rocks and she swatted Flip on the stomach, and it shocked him awake, and it pissed him off.
Lincoln: Don't glare at us, fatso! Besides, you know what this means?!
This horrified the other jerks: now, they were in trouble.
Julie Makimoto: And after what we heard of what you did in killing a bunch of homeless people in cold blood, you're definitely in the doghouse now, Amy.
Lincoln: Let me go first, Julie.
Lincoln used his powers and he made portals open up and he fired powerful rainbow fireballs at the jerks and they got seriously burned, and it caused tons of gold coins and jewels to come out of them.
Sam Simpson: Nice one, Linky, so that's because of what happened yesterday when we met Selene Emperyous, awesome. Now, it's our turn. Come on, girls.
Sam, Clover, and Alex went next, and they fired blasts of fire, flowers, and lightning at the jerks, and they got burned and electrocuted, and Flip's flower allergy caused him to swell up like a balloon, and they also coughed up tons of gold coins and jewels.
Lincoln: Nice one, Sam, Clover, and Alex. Who's up next?
Toph Beifong: Ooh, let me and Julie.
Julie Makimoto and Toph Beifong made balls of molten lava and sent them down Lewis Travolta's pants and Bubble Bass' pants, and they screamed like little girls, and they farted out tons of gold coins and jewels.
Entrapta: My turn.
Entrapta fired massive bolts of lightning at Marv and Harry, and they got electrocuted so badly, the gang saw their skeletons and more tons of gold coins and jewels came out off them.
Lincoln: Ooh, now that was brutal, Entrapta.
R. Mika: But, well-deserved. Ooh, now it's our turn. Let's go, Makoto.
Makoto and R. Mika went up to and grabbed Icky Vicky, Amy, and Trina Riffins and twisted them and turned them into human pretzels as they screamed in really agonizing pain.
Lincoln: (Laughs) Now, that was really awesome, nice one, girls.
Menat, Shantae, and Akko Kagari fired blasts of magic at the jerks, and they were in the nude!
Lincoln: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) Oh man, now that was really embarrassing for those jerks, nice one.
Shantae: Timmy told me Cosmo poofed Francis and Crocker naked in front of the school, so we decided to do the same to the jerks.
Lincoln: That may have been the first good idea from Cosmo before we all met years ago.
Sari Sumdac, Ibuki, and Colette Brunel went up next, and they put giant funnels into the mouths of the jerks, and Lincoln made portals appear using his powers, and then, huge amounts of hot peppers came out of the portals and into the funnels and mouths of the jerks, and that caused massive jets of fire to come out of the mouths, noses, ears, and butts of the jerks, along with even more tons of gold coins and jewels.
Lincoln: (Laughs) If J.D. and Nico saw this one, they'd be on their butts laughing hysterically at what we just did!
Frosta fired blasts of ice, and the jerks were dressed in ice-cold bikinis, and they turned ice blue and icicles formed on their ears and they were shivering.
Lincoln: Nice one giving them an ice-cold treatment. Aw, and you got them shivering, let's heat them up.
Lincoln, Hilda, and Mai Shiranui fired blasts of fire at the jerks and they got burned badly, as they screamed in pain.
TLPS Ryuko Matoi, Gluko, and Batch then gave some really bad haircuts to Icky Vicky, Amy, Trina Riffins, and Peggy Bundy, and when they saw it in the mirror, they were hideous and they screamed like banshees.
Lincoln: Ooh, Bad Hair Day humiliation, nice one.
Perfuma: Allow me to replace their lost hair.
Perfuma put wigs made of roses with thorns on their heads, and they were screaming in pain.
Jessica Shannon: Time to send some bees in to pollinate those roses on their heads.
Jessica Shannon sent an army of bees at the jerks, and they got stung repeatedly all over the place.
Lincoln: Let's finish them off by giving them a bath.
Yuna Kamihara: Especially Flip and NO MA'AM, they really need one since they've never heard of or ever had a shower.
Lincoln, Yuna Kamihara, and Nanami Simpson prepared their grand finale by firing massive jets of rose-scented water at the jerks and they got a bath, and when Flip saw he was squeaky clean, he freaked out, and so did NO MA'AM.
Peggy Bundy: This is all your fault, Al. If your antics hadn't gotten the attention of...
Peggy got silenced by Lincoln who fired ice at her mouth and shut her up.
Lincoln: Actually, all of you were to blame for that one. See you all next time!
Lincoln, Toph Beifong, Hilda, Jessica Shannon, Yuna Kamihara, Sari Sumdac, Nanami Simpson, R. Mika, Menat, Makoto (Street Fighter), Ibuki, Frosta, Perfuma, Entrapta, Colette Brunel, TLPS Ryuko Matoi, Julie Makimoto, Shantae, Mai Shiranui, Akko Kagari, Gluko, Batch, Sam, Clover, and Alex then had some lunch and we came into Lynn's Table, and we saw the humiliation Lincoln and the girls put the jerks through, and we laughed hysterically.
Me: Oh man, now that was really, really brutal.
Nico: Too brutal and way too hilarious!
Lincoln: Thanks, guys, and we had a lot of fun on this session. But, let me humiliate them with this one last trick before we head home.
Lincoln then made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to Toph Beifong, Hilda, Jessica Shannon, Yuna Kamihara, Sari Sumdac, Nanami Simpson, R. Mika, Menat, Makoto (Street Fighter), Ibuki, Frosta, Perfuma, Entrapta, Colette Brunel, TLPS Ryuko Matoi, Julie Makimoto, Shantae, Mai Shiranui, Akko Kagari, Gluko, Batch, Sam, Clover, and Alex and they hug the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the girls wrap their left arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and they placed their right hands on the massive wide and muscular left pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and they shared a passionate and romantic kiss, and that made the jerks sick.
Flip: Yuck, gross!
Lincoln: Ah, go bathe your feet in scalding hot nacho cheese, you mutant cheapskate!
We cheered for Lincoln, and we came back home to The World Tree Estate and when Lincoln and the girls told everyone of what they did on their first harem bonding session, they laughed hysterically.
Maria: Serves those jerks right.
Eli: And that was really really painful and hilarious.
Lincoln: I'm glad you guys liked that.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye and the red iris of Lynn's Third Eye of The Buddha glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was: the figure was none other than Kamira, another one of Haido's powerful allies, and she's heading here to still get revenge on me for ruining Haido's plans. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is Kamira on the move?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and she's heading here to still get revenge on J.D. for ruining Haido's plans.
Me: Should've known she'd be the next one to face.
Nico: And I know she, like Fugai, is still harboring a grudge against you for what you did to Haido.
Naruto: Yeah, I still remembered that all too well, and she's really red with rage and fury.
Lincoln: So, just like Doto Kazahana and his allies and Fugai, she's getting the Hinon's Vengeance Curse if she so much as steps out of line.
Nico: Good idea, that'll show her that you mean business. Alright, gang, let's go, today's the one-year anniversary of The Battle With Team Dark Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: I can't believe it's been a year since that very day, and once we get through with the recap of that day, you're next, Kamira.
Eli: And we saw the same thing happen to Lynn.
Lynn: Yeah, and you can thank Lincoln for teaching me those new tricks with my Third Eye of The Buddha. So, now both of us will alert the team of any uninvited guests.
Me: Awesome.
At the estate we were getting the stuff ready for the party at Loud Castle. Then Jorgen came in with his entrance!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Always an awesome entrance Jorgen.
Jorgen: (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) Yes it's always fun!
Maria: So, Jorgen. Got another What If story?
Jorgen: Yep. You're gonna love this one.
Me: Lay it on us.
Jorgen showed a viewing window and we saw Ben and Gwen in New York City.
Ben: It's me and Gwen.
Gwen: Wow!
Jorgen: I'm sure you guys know the story of how Kevin first met Ben in New York and how he would became an enemy of his for the remainder of Ben's child's years. But what if... Kevin had joined Ben the first time?
Me: That would be awesome.
Kevin Levin: It sure would. Things would be completely different.
Me: Yeah they would. You have been a tremendous help to Ben and his team for a while.
Xenia: Yeah you sure have Kevin.
Kevin Levin: Thanks guys. It is awesome.
Alternate Kevin had just lost his mutated Four Arms form.
Alternate Kevin: (coughs) Do it. I know how badly you want to finish me off, so DO IT!
Alternate Four Arms: Do you really think I'm that much like you? I might be a freak like you but I use my powers for good and to protect those I care about.
Alternate Four Arms turned back into Alternate Ben.
Alternate Ben: We can help you. You can learn to control your powers, and we can still be partners, we'll just be using our powers for good and not just for ourselves.
Alternate Kevin: What's in it for me?
Alternate Ben: Well for starters people will like you.
Alternate Max: And you can actually be a part of a family.
Me: That is a sign of true love there.
Ben: I wish we thought of that earlier.
Qin: But that is love there too.
Xenia: Yep.
Jorgen: In addition, feeling that Kevin needed a proper place to sleep, in this timeline, Ben managed to get his family unbanned from that hotel by volunteering to mop the floors.
Me: That is a very light and good form of helping out.
Ben: It sure is.
Even though the young Alternate Ben didn't like it it still was good.
Blazewing Ben: It sure feels awesome seeing another version of me though.
Blazewing Gwen: It sure feels good seeing another me too.
Qin: It sure is. Sorry Kevin was such a jerk to you guys back then.
Blazewing Ben: It's all right Qin. But we're cool with it. No offense to the Kevin here.
Kevin Levin: None taken.
Ben: Any other changes.
Jorgen: Yes. During that whole mess with Rojo merging with one of Vilgax's drones, you were about to try leaving the others to keep them safe. However...
Alternate Kevin: You're not getting rid of us that easy, Tennyson.
Alternate Ben: Kevin, don't you understand? Grandpa got hurt because of me! Sure, he's okay now. But what if you guys end up getting hurt in his place. Or worse?
Alternate Kevin: Look, you wanna go out into the streets like I was? Me, Gwen, and your Gramps stick by you because we're family. And a team. And you don't run out on your own team.
Alternate Ben: Team? Kevin, we've only been at this for maybe one or two weeks!
Alternate Kevin: That's true. But we're still a team anyway. And that means no running off on each other.
Me: Geez. Rojo really did a number on Max.
Nico: Yeah!
Max Tennyson: I know.
Me: But with Vilgax's drone merged with her she was ugly.
Tracer: (British Accent) She sure would be a tough adversary to face with that.
Jorgen: And then, there was Hex's first appearence. You and Gwen were arguing about who gets to be the better hero. But Kevin had other ideas.
Alternate Gwen: Kevin, tell Ben that I'm a better hero then he is!
Alternate Ben: No way! I was the hero first!
Alternate Kevin: You know what I think? I think that you two are just as equally heroic. And maybe it's time for alien and magic to work together as one. In other words, until we can figure out what to do with those charms, you two need to work together.
Me: That's a very wise set of advise.
Kevin Levin: It sure is.
Me: Magic and Alien are a VERY powerful and formidable force.
Qin: It sure is.
Nico: I agree.
Gwen Tennyson: That is too true.
Me: But that spellbook Hex got really looked awesome.
Brittney: That was The Archamada Book of Spells. It's a very powerful spellbook. It would make a very powerful tool for Gwen too.
Gwen Tennyson: It sure would. I remember seeing that when we were over at a Witchcraft Museum when we saw that.
Me: Neat.
Jorgen: You would know that Kevin had a point. As such, after Hex was arrested...
Alternate Gwen: (holding Hex's charms) I could fly, shoot out bolts of electricity, bring trees alive: I'd be unstoppable! Or, I guess I could just be me.
Alternate Four Arms: (grabs Gwen's arm) Wait. Keep the Luck Charm. But destroy the others.
Alternate Gwen: What?! I thought you said you were the only hero.
Alternate Four Arms: I was wrong. Kevin's right. It's time for magic and aliens to work together as one.
Me: The Luck Charm of Bezel is awesome. But Gwen would have been a very awesome force of good with all five charms.
Gwen Tennyson: I sure would have.
Me: And that Lucky Girl Persona you made Gwen was very clever and cool.
Nico: Yeah it sure was.
Camie: I thought so too.
Jorgen: And then there was the battle against Vilgax the first time. With Vilgax pretty much stronger then Ben's initial aliens, Kevin knew there was only one way.
Alternate Ben: Squid Face is more powerful then any of my aliens. There's no way I can beat him one on one!
Alternate Kevin: You're right. (to Gwen) I'm sorry, Gwen.
Alternate Gwen: (worried) Kevin, what are you doing?
Alternate Kevin grabbed the Omnitrix and started screaming in pain.
We gasped!
Kevin: Anyone getting a case of deja vu?
Jorgen: You not only mutated to stop Vilgax the first time. But as a result, Ben got forms like Big Chill and Humungousaur much earlier. I won't go into details about when you got which form. But I CAN say that Big Chill was used to freeze Vilgax.
Me: Whoa! That is incredible!
Xenia: Yeah!
Jorgen: Not only that. But you were able to revert back to human thanks to Gwen's voice.
Alternate Kevin: Don't deny it now! I'm a freak! Outside and inside!
Alternate Big Chill: No Kevin. You're not a freak. You're our friend. And a hero. (sighs) Even more then I ever could be.
Alternate Gwen: Kevin, concentrate on voice. Remember who you are!
Me: Wow!
Nico: That is incredible!
Aylene C.: It sure is.
Varie: Yeah!
Me: But man he turned into quite a fusion.
Laney: Yeah.
Jorgen: Shortly after that, you guys would meet Phil. Now, Phil DID know Devin Levin from his PLumber Days. But you all would find out that Phil was a Plumber gone bad.
Alternate Phil: C'mon, Kev! We don't need Max! What would your Dad say if he knew you were declining Plumber business?
Alternate Kevin: (absorbs the ground) He'd tell me he was proud of me for denying the chance to work with a dirtbag like you! (turns hand into mace and hits Alternate Phil)
SMASH!
Me: WHOA! HOLY SHIT!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: But who was Phil?
Max Tennyson: He was an old friend of mine from my Plumber days. He helped me defeat Vilgax for the first time.
Me: Wow! That is amazing!
Max Tennyson: Yeah. But he turned into a bad corrupt plumber.
He told us about him.
Phillip "Phil" Billings is a corrupt Plumber, who was Max Tennyson's old partner and helped in defeating Vilgax for the first time in their Plumber careers. He is also the original user of the Nemetrix.
Background
Phil was originally a Plumber who served as Max Tennyson's partner during their first fight with Vilgax. He helped Max defeat him by serving as a distraction for Max to glue Vilgax to a nuclear missile and launch it at his ship.
In Truth, Phil began releasing aliens from the Null Void to be paid to have them removed in order to get a quick buck. He offered Max and Ben to be his partners, but they realized what Phil was actually doing. The Tennysons stumbled upon his scam and accidentally sent him to the Null Void in the resulting struggle between themselves and him.
Phil spent the time between his first and second appearances fighting and warding off the Null Void creatures.
Once, Phil was captured by Dr. Psychobos, Malware, and Khyber, who forcefully used him as a guinea pig for the Nemetrix's test run against Ben as Terroranchula. However, the test failed miserably, due to the fact that sapient life forms, like humans, cannot handle the biofeedback of the Nemetrix. Shortly thereafter, Phil was thrown back into the Null Void by Dr. Psychobos.
Phil later appears in Max's Monster as a Terroranchula hybrid. It is revealed that Phil's mind no longer exists in his human body, as a result of the Nemetrix's side effects. Phil faked that he suffers from his mutation but the opposite of this was soon revealed. Phil attempted to use Ben's electrically powered transformations as power sources as well as the Nosedeenians in Undertown, but was sent back to the Null Void by Max.
Phil returned in The Rooters of All Evil, having joined the Rooters off-screen after being sent back to the Null Void. He taunted Max about how many partners he thinks he's had, leading Proctor Servantis to irritably reveal that Max's partnership with Devin Levin was a false memory. He briefly fought Patelliday and was bitten by him. When it was discovered that Kevin had fled, he and the other Rooters left.
In Weapon XI: Part 1, Phil fought against Feedback and had his energy drained. He was then manipulated by Alien X, who forced Swift to blast him with her eye beams.
In Weapon XI: Part 2, Phil was defeated by Argit when he scared him enough to shoot all his quills at him, knocking Phil out. His Plumber commission was revoked by the Magistrata, due to him being in violation of his Plumber mission. This left him stranded in the Null Void along with the other Rooters.
When he was done we were shocked and horrified!
Me: Oh man! That's awful!
Camie: Yeah! Sorry your friend turned into a dangerous rogue.
Max Tennyson: It's all right. But he's in the Null Void.
Me: Good. He can stay there.
Jorgen: Now, with Kevin a hero in this timeline, he's not the one who caused chaos in San Francisco. Instead... Ragnarok happened!
Max Tennyson: RAGNAROK! (GROWLS)
Me: Uh oh. Max do you know this Ragnarok?
Thor: And I'm betting it's not the one with the end of the world?
Max Tennyson: No this is completely different.
He told us about Ragnarok's history.
Ragnarok is a minor antagonist in the Ben 10 series, serving as the main antagonist in the Season 3 episode, "Vendetta". He is a dangerous criminal who absorbs sun and star energy to destroy solar systems and sold off the energy for profit, he was highly personal to Kevin Levin for killing his father Devin. However, it was revealed in Omniverse that Ragnarok was a member of the Rooters who conspired with the false memories implanted to Max and Kevin to keep check on them.
He is voiced by John DiMaggio.
While most of his origin is never explained, though it was stated he already begun his spree of using his ship to absorb tons of energy from stars and suns from different solar systems, destroying them alongside their planets without care as he sold most of the energy absorbed for profitable gain, deeming him rather dangerous to his criminal status.
He was already a member to the Rooters in which he was conspired with the false memory implant to Max Tennyson, presumably during their encounter. According to the false memory, Max and his supposed partner Devin Levin stole the key to Ragnarok's ship before he came in to attack them, upon being overwhelmed for long Ragnarok had the upper hand as he had Devin surrender the key or Max pays the price, as a result, Devin declined, much to Ragnarok's attempt to kill Max before having to sacrifice himself as Max sends him to the Null Void, taken in custody. It would be clear that Devin doesn't exist but the encounter between Max and Ragnarok might turn out differently.
Ragnarok would then escape the Null Void Prison years later, he began his search for the missing key to his ship. On the way, he would ransacked Kevin's house in search for the key and then onward to another area before having to encounter and fight Kevin, just before he could kill him, Ben and Gwen arrived to fight alongside the latter, only for Ragnarok to declare being a waste of time as he teleports away.
Just when the trio began searching within Kevin's house one last time, Ragnarok now takes hold of the key to his ship from a frame photo of Kevin and his "father", placing it to his forehead as he taunts Kevin about destroying this Earth's solar system.
As Ragnarok was about to activate and start the ship's absorption to the sun's energy, he and Kevin end up fighting during their last confrontation before Kevin ends up breaking his ship's functions, disabling the balance as it backfires to the ship's atmosphere on the screen destroyed. Ragnarok cowardly pleaded Kevin to save him, just as he did, only to tip his forehead and let him go to avenge his "father", ending Ragnarok for good.
When he was done we were shocked and horrified some more!
Me: Oh my god!
Nico: Holy fucking shit! Ragnarok is a monster!
Shanan: Oh man! Ragnarok is a monster to the Nth Degree! I've heard of him. He is a Solarencian and he is also part of a Star Pirate Group. They sun in stars and sell them to the highest bidder annihilating countless people in the process!
Nico: Holy fucking shit! At least he is dead in our time.
Jorgen: Ragnarok would end up having Kevin at his mercy.
Alternate Ragnarok: (holds Alternate Kevin by the throat) You're just like your father. Heroic to the end. And those types don't have the courage to permanently end people like me. But only now, you'll die alone.
Alternate Lieutenant Steel: He's not alone. Fire!
Alternate Ragnarok turned just in time to see Steel's men shoot him off the bridge and into the water.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Nice shot!
Qin: Yeah!
Jorgen: With the events of Slix Vigma, Ben and Kevin actually would work more better together. And of course, they would get out with no obstacles.
Me: They do make an incredible team after all.
Alternate Technorg: I told you two. My life belongs to you two!
Alternate Upgrade: Sorry. But that's slavery. And we're not interested in that.
Alternate Kevin: You're not our slave. You're our friend. One that we'll always remember.
Me: So Technorg is a Detrovite like Vulkanus.
Xenia: Wow!
Shanan: But it's cool that Ben and Kevin know him.
Laney: It sure is cool.
Nico: He will make a great addition to the team.
Me: Yeah but that Slix Vigma guy was UGLY!
Shanan: Yeah. He was what's called a Muscaroboan. And I've heard about him. He captures aliens from all over the galaxy and uses them to fight for everyone's enjoyment.
Superman: That is awful. Like with Mongul on Warworld.
Samurai Jack: Or what happened in the Dome of Doom.
Me: Yeah. That is sick.
Nico: We definitely will send Slix to the Black Gates for that.
Me: Same with Mongul and Ragnarok for sure.
Jorgen: Instead of Kevin, it'll be Ragnarok who will form an alliance with Vilgax. Knowing the stakes, Kevin would make another dire decision.
Alternate Kevin: Gwen, there's only one thing that can stop Ragnarok and Vilgax now. And it's in me.
Alternate Gwen: But what if you lost control?
Alternate Kevin: I won't. If I can control it, we'll have a fighting chance.
Alternate Kevin then reached for the Omnitrix again.
Me: Uh oh.
Nico: But that is crazy that Vilgax and Ragnarok teamed up.
Qin: Yeah it sure is.
Jorgen: Long story short, with Mutated Kevin's help, Ragnarok and Vilgax would end up in the Null Void for a long time. But Ben would zero out Master Control, feeling that he's not ready for it.
Me: That sucks. But that was epic of Ben to get them in there.
Nico: Yeah.
Gwen Tennyson: Yeah it sure was.
Jorgen: When Sublimino attacked the first time, Kevin decided to stop a hypnotized Ben while he was causing chaos as Heatblast.
Alternate Kevin: Sorry, Ben. You'll thank me for this later. (knocks Alternate Heatblast out)
Jorgen: After this, it was very easy for you guys to storm Sublimino's hideout and arrest him.
Me: Wow! That was awesome!
Nico: It sure was.
Eli: Yeah. I can also hypnotize people with the power of the Force. But you haven't seen me do that yet.
Me: We will someday bro.
Jorgen: Now, when Charmcaster swapped bodies with Gwen, Kevin saw himself in her. Because of that, this happened instead of Ben and Gwen switching bodies.
Alternate Kevin: You know what, Charmcaster? You and I are alike. We both have had rough family histories. But if I can change, then so can you.
Alternate Charmcaster as Gwen: What the Hell is in it for me?!
Alternate Kevin: For starters, you can join us. And you can use your powers for good.
Alternate Charmcaster as Gwen: (sighs) You're right. Maybe I should turn my life around. But first, I'm swapping me and Gwen's bodies back. And then, I'm turning myself in.
Alternate Kevin: Seriously? After what I just-
Alternate Charmcaster as Gwen: That's one difference between us. You'll still enjoy summer with Gwen and her family. I'm going to do the time for my crimes. (smiles) But after that, maybe being a hero won't be so bad.
Nico: That is for sure.
Charmcaster: And I joined you guys and you saved me from myself too.
Me: That is very coincidental. But that didn't happen with us. We stopped you from jumping off of the Burj Khalifa in Dubai.
Nico: Yeah that was crazy.
Eli: Wow!
Jorgen: During the battle against Zs'Skayr, Ben would have no problem working in a team. Ben would face Zs'Skayr, Gwen would face the mummy, Max would fight the Yenaldoshi, and Kevin would fight Dr. Viktor.
Alternate Dr. Viktor: I have to admit, Levin. For a young child, you really are a worthy opponent.
Alternate Kevin: I'll take that as a compliment.
Alternate Dr. Viktor: A shame I must eliminate you for my master's plan to succeed. But know that you went down honorably.
Me: Wow!
Will Vandom: Wow they sure put up an amazing fight in that one!
Maxxine: They sure are doing a good job at it.
Seto Kaiba: They sure are.
Edd: That is amazing that they did all that.
Me: The Anur Quartet really is putting up a good fight against them all though.
Jorgen: During the Fountain of Youth situation, Kevin would tell Hex about Charmcaster turning herself in. And that would convince Hex to turn himself over to the police and serve out his sentence.
Alternate Kevin: Hex, you know Charmcaster went to jail willingly, right?
Alternate Hex: No! You are lying!
Alternate Kevin: I'm not! While you're trying to get eternal youth, she's paying for her crimes willngly. So, why don't you surrender and you can do the same?
Me: Whoa! Is that Max when he was Younger?
Max Tennyson: Boy I forgot what I looked like back then.
Nico: That's incredible and Ben looks like he's 4 in that one.
Ben Tennyson: I know it's amazing.
Me: Wait who's that with you guys? The guy in the green shirt and black long hair?
Jorgen: That's Hector.
Ben: You would be amazed by him. He helped find The Fountain of Youth.
We gasped.
He went over his history.
Based on the inscriptions shown at the beginning of Don't Drink the Water, Hector was born in the year 1506. He was charged with guarding the Fountain of Youth by Juan Ponce de León over 400 years ago, being kept alive and young by its mystical water. Unfortunately, Hex was able to force him to reveal its location. He had led a lonely existence because if he became attached to anyone they would eventually grow old and die while he would continue to live, and warned a then-10 year-old Max Tennyson (rejuvenated by the Fountain of Youth) not to long for his kind of life. When the fountain was destroyed by Ben as Heatblast, Hector revealed that the effects of its water would gradually reverse themselves after a while. Thus, he would continue to age until his death. Liberated from his mission of protecting the Fountain, he was able to live a normal life again.
When he was done we were amazed!
Everyone: WOW!
Me: So he lived for over 400 years? That's incredible!
Xenia: It sure is.
Me: That is amazing that the Fountain of Youth is real!
Numbuh 1: And we know it's real too. It's right underneath our school too.
Nico: It's underneath your school Nigel!?
Numbuh 362: Is it really!?
Me: Whoa! We got to see that to believe it.
Jorgen: During the wedding, Kevin would find out that Lucy is a Sludgepuppy too.
Alternate Kevin: You're a Sludgepuppy too, aren't you?
Alternate Lucy: (chuckles) Guilty as charged.
Alternate Kevin: Then why don't you reveal who you are to Ben?
Alternate Lucy: Well, you know how Uncle Gordon and Aunt Betty are right now? What if they don't like me?
Alternate Kevin: Lucy, I embraced being an Osmosion ever since I joined Ben and his family. If they can accept me, they'll treat you no different.
Jorgen: This would inspire Lucy to help Ben against Camille's parents.
Me: That is cool!
Lucy Mann: That would be an awesome way to help out Camille.
Me: Yeah.
Camille Tennyson: I'm glad I am rid of my parents now.
Me: I think the galaxy is Camille.
Jorgen: During the time the Omnitrix went into self destruct mode, Ragnarok would escape the Null Void with Vilgax. Vilgax would still get tossed into space by Way Big while Kevin and Ragnarok had a fight to the finish.
Alternate Ragnarok: What are you waiting for? Do it!
Alternate Kevin raised his fist... and hit the ground near Ragnarok's head.
Alternate Kevin: That would be taking the easy way out, Ragnarok. You don't deserve it.
Alternate Tetrax: Don't worry, Kevin. The folks at Incarcecon will be glad to have Ragnarok for a VERY long time.
Nico: Whoa! Deja Vu.
Me: But what is Incarcecon?
Ben: It's a prison for the worst of the worst and it's located right at the very distant edge of the Galaxy. It's home to the worst ever criminals in the galaxy.
Ben told us all about it.
The Incarcecon Intergalactic Detention Center, better known as Incarcecon, is a prison organization built to contain some of the worst criminals in the galaxy. It is one of the many branches, and is located at the edge of the Milky Way Galaxy. Incarcecon operates independently from the Plumbers, who have no jurisdiction there unless warranted or if a situation calls for it like in the case of relocating Vilgax.
Background
Incarcecon was built nearly 500 years ago by the very first version of the Galactic Enforcers.
Original Series
Tetrax, Ben, and Gwen visited Incarcecon to find Azmuth, but instead found his assistant, Myaxx, who was imprisoned in Incarcecon after she sold the cloaking technology used to hide Xenon to Sphoeroid pirates.
Soon after approaching Incarcecon, its automated security systems were armed and ready to fire on Tetrax's ship. The only way they were able to enter was by using a garbage ship clearance code. While escaping Incarcecon, a Lepidopterran prisoner and many robotic drones chased after Tetrax, Ben and Gwen, but they managed to escape.
Omniverse
By Vilgax Must Croak, an agreement was made with the Plumbers to use an Incarcecon facility to contain Vilgax alone. All its prisoners were evacuated and the entire facility was prepared to operate automatically, down to the food delivery system. As Vilgax was being transported by Ben, Rook, and a team of Plumbers, an intervention by Attea on behalf of the Incursean Army had marooned the plumber team on the facility. After fighting off Attea alongside Ben, Vilgax escaped on an escape pod.
Notable Employees
There is a "No guards, no rules, no parole" policy on Incarcecon. Inmates are free to fight and kill each other.
The only onsite staff are some Galvanic Mechamorphs, acting as maintenance engineers only.
Notable Prisoners
Incarcecon contains roughly two million prisoners spread out over hundreds of levels, including:
Myaxx (escaped)
SixSix (formerly)
Vilgax (intended)
Psyphon's Minion (formerly)
Nightmarish Alien (formerly)
Piscciss Volann Prisoner (formerly)
Tetramand Prisoner (formerly)
Lepidopterran Prisoner (deceased)
Mot Snikrep (Ben 10,000 Timeline; formerly)
Notable Visitors
Tetrax
Ben Tennyson
Gwen Tennyson
Hobble
Morty
Attea
SevenSeven
EightEight
When he was done we were shocked!
Me: Whoa! That's like one of our space prisons.
Nico: Yeah it sure is!
Qin: Wow!
Jorgen: Finally, Vulkanus would take Charmcaster's spot in the Negative 10. And after the rest of the Negative were neutralized, Kevin, Max, and Gwen would help Ben against the Forever Ninja and Driscoll.
Me: WHOA!
Alternate Upchuck: I thought you guys were staying to keep the others busy!
Alternate Gwen: We already did. Besides, we're not letting you have all the fun, dweeb!
Alternate Max: We're a family, Ben. And a team.
Alternate Kevin: And like I told you, a family and a team stick together. No matter what!
Me: That is telling them!
Nico: Whoa! So Vulkanus would take Charmcaster's place in the Negative 10.
Eli: Wow!
Driscoll: I just can't believe I was like that though.
Sir George: At least you are redeemed my friend.
Jorgen: (smiles) After that, the summer would be over. Ben, Gwen, and Max would go back to Bellwood. Kevin, however, would thank them for a good summer and a chance at a real family. And then, he would travel the world helping others who couldn't help themselves. But he would meet Ben and Gwen again when Max would go missing while investigating the DNAliens. But that's a story for another time.
Me: That's awesome that Kevin would travel around the world and help people.
Kevin Levin: It sure is.
Nico: Yeah. You did great in that one Kevin.
Me: Yeah that was awesome.
Nico: It sure was. Ben, Gwen and Max sure have seen it all over the country.
Qin: And they did it all too.
Kevin Levin: That's another good timeline. Maybe we should consider visiting that timeline one day.
Jorgen: Oh, trust me. There have been a lot of Fanfiction stories like this one.
Me: I agree there.
Deadpool: Hey! Leave the 4th Wall Breaking to me! But yeah there would have been!
We laughed!
Me: It's true.
Nico: But it's time for us to get ready guys. We got a special event we have to get to.
Me: Oh man! Lets get over to Loch Loud Castle.
Camie: Why?
Me: You'll see Camie
Jorgen: Well, now that I'm here, I might as well join you guys.
Me: Good idea Jorgen.
Nico: Yep.
Vypra and all the Masters of Evil came.
Vypra: Mind if we join you guys?
Me: Absolutely. You all did help us during this time back then.
Lincoln: Yep.
Eli: But before we go, Nico which gene-slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Oh right the Mandatory question. How about a dark version of Rainbow Neos this time?
Me: Whoa! Rainbow Dark Neos! That will be a scary and cool one to see.
Laney: It sure would be cool though.
Tarantulas: I agree there. It sure would be cool.
We were at Loch Loud and it was an awesome party.
All of us: CHEERS!
We clinked our glasses.
Me: Boy can you guys believe that its been one year since we destroyed Team Dark Phoenix Storm?
Nico: I know. Time sure flew fast didn't it?
Laney: Yeah it sure did.
Keiichiro: It truly was an epic battle back then.
Xenia: It sure was. One of the most unforgettable adventures and battles we've had.
Me: And we had no idea that was all forming right underneath our noses after we met the LupinRangers and PatRangers.
Shazam: All thanks to my enemy Mr. Mind.
Poromon: But he was a tasty worm though.
We laughed.
Kairi Yano: It all started when you guys met my team and the Patrangers.
Me: That's right and that was also the very first Super Sentai Team we met when we met you guys.
Umiko: That's right and to think that all of that happened in the coming months after the 20 Days of Darkness.
Qin: Yeah. That was awesome.
Me: It sure was. That was the first of 24 awesome missions leading up to today 1 year ago.
Camie: What was that like?
Me: It was awesome.
I went over what happened during the events of chapter 1403 and it was awesome.
It was also the day that Goche Ru Medou was recruited. Sparking the first member of the team by Mr. Mind.
Right: Me and my team sent her packing on that day:
Me: You sure did Right and that was so awesome!
Qin: It sure was.
Nico: And then 7 days later on my birthday we met you guys.
Right Suzuki: You sure did and that was awesome!
Kameo: I sent Baron Nero packing on that day.
Nico: You sure did Kameo.
Qin: Yeah.
Camie: What was that like back then?
Me: It was awesome. Nico says that was one of the most awesome birthdays ever.
I went over what happened during chapter 1409 and it was awesome.
Tsuyu: Wow! That was cool!
Xenia: Yes it sure was.
Ruby Vallience: That is amazing.
Nico: It sure was.
Kameo: My world was next after that.
Me: That was 2 weeks later.
Nico: Yeah. We found out that Aunt Spiker and Aunt Sponge were working with Mr. Mind later on.
Martian Manhunter: But unfortunately we couldn't get anything out of them because of the nanites in them.
Me: Mr. Mind was very clever in covering his tracks back then.
Kameo: Yeah. Then you guys came to my world.
Me: And then Baron Nero got recruited into the team for Mr. Mind after Nico's birthday.
Nico: He sure did.
Qin: Yeah.
Kameo: Mr. Mind didn't recruit anyone from my world.
Me: Must not have found anyone of importance in that one.
Kameo: Yeah.
Camie: What happened in that one?
Me: That was awesome.
I went over what happened during the events of chapter 1428 and it was awesome.
Camie: Wow! That is cool!
Laney: And J.D. resurrected Jeri's mom before we went to Kameo's world.
Nico: He sure did. That was awesome.
Marcus Damon: But then came 5 days later when you guys met us.
Me: That was so awesome and epic.
Thomas: SaberLeomon tried to attack us while we were busy with Kurata
Me: I remember that and that was amazing.
SaberLeomon: Looking back I can't believe I was that obsessed with revenge on humans.
Me: I know.
Camie: What happened in that adventure?
Me: It was epic. But Kurata hated our guts more than anything.
I went over what happened during chapter 1433 and it was amazing!
Camie: Whoa! Lincoln was thought to be losing his powers in that one!?
Me: Yeah but what we didn't know is that he was going to transform in that one.
Lincoln: Yeah that is true.
Vypra: That was amazing though still.
Me: And we liberated the Digital World from Kurata's reign of terror and saved both worlds from that fucked up whack job.
Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) Aye you sure did.
Me: Yep.
Qin: Yeah.
SaberLeomon: And of course I got recruited into the team by Mr. Mind.
Animated Bumblebee: After me and my team kicked your ass!
Nico: Yes you sure did.
SaberLeomon: Right that's true.
Me: Then came the race through the Okefenokee Swamp and that's when we found out that Mr. Mind was up to something huge.
Nico: Yeah no kidding. We had to find out what it was.
Me: Yep. And then came the big adventure we had with the Animated Transformers.
Sari Sumdac: That was so awesome.
Animated Optimus: Meltdown tried to kill us when we get to our version of Cybertron.
Me: I know and that was crazy and he was one of the most fucked up I've ever seen. Not only that but we really kicked Sentinel Prime's big chinned motherfucking ego to the curb too.
Nico: We sure did.
Camie: What happened in that one?
Me: It was crazy.
I went over what happened during the events of chapter 1446 and it was crazy.
Camie: WHOA!
Sirius: MAN WHAT A JERK!
Qin: Yeah! That version of Sentinel Prime was total Slag-Sucking Fuckwad.
Me: He sure was! But not the live action version of him.
Sentinel Prime: No that version of me was a totally honorless monster.
Me: He sure was. But there is a massive difference between you and the animated version and that is that you have honor and the animated version doesn't. You also redeemed yourself.
Live Action Optimus Prime: That's true old friend. You sure did.
Sentinel Prime: And I'm glad I did.
Me: And Meltdown was the next to be recruited into Team Dark Phoenix Storm.
Nico: Boy he sure was.
Axel Manning: Me and my team sent Meltdown packing.
Me: You sure did Axel and we owe you big time for that my friend.
Axel Manning: Thanks J.D. it was cool.
Me: Yeah it sure was. And that was the next adventure we had before the Great War with Grandfather. But it didn't happen until 16 days later.
Qin: Yeah.
Axel Manning: But it was awesome having J.D. help us take care of Snake's Tail.
Me: Just like old times.
Axel Manning: It sure was.
Lioness: We had a lot of awesome fun too.
Lynn: Yeah that was awesome.
Camie: What happened during that one?
Me: It was awesome.
I went over what happened during the events of chapter 1462 and it was awesome.
Camie: Wow! I didn't know you and Axel knew each other back then. That is awesome.
Nico: It was awesome.
Axel Manning: Spydah also went after us.
Nico: Yep. And he was the next to be recruited into the team.
Cole: And that was after me and the Ninjago team kicked his butt!
Zane: Yeah that was awesome.
Me: It sure was. But after the War with Grandfather we had the big 13 battles with Xehanort and the True Organization XIII.
Qin: Yeah no kidding there.
Me: Yep.
Maria: During that time, Mr. Mind recruited Ocean Master, Man Bat, Scarecrow, TTG Slade, Two Face, Deadshot, Metalli, and Reverse Flash
Me: Boy he sure did and we were shocked with that.
Reverse Flash: It's amazing how quickly he was moving too during that time as well.
Me: Yeah. And during the battle leading up to the fight with Xehanort Eli Shane and his team helped us ward off the Heartless.
Eli Shane: Yeah we sure did and that was awesome.
Me: Yeah Then days later we went and met Cole and the Ninjago team.
Cole: That was so awesome seeing you guys in our world.
Fluttershy: The Lego World is always amazing.
Emily Jones: It sure is. We all like it.
Me: It's so awesome.
Camie: What happened?
Me: It was an awesome Ninja adventure.
I went over what happened during the events of chapter 1488 and it was awesome.
Camie: WHOA!
Kai: Eyezor was recruited during that time.
Me: He sure was. After we destroyed Soto and his men.
Nico: Yeah. Then after that we met Ang and Ling and their friends in Tibet.
Qin: We sure did and Lily learned a huge lesson about being lazy in that one.
Lily: I sure did and I learned a lot of great martial arts moves too.
Ling: You sure did Lily. We're proud of you.
Xenia: Yeah.
Lily: Thanks guys.
Camie: Lily was lazy in that one?
Me: Yeah. She was.
I went over what happened in chapter 1489 and it was amazing.
Sirius: Whoa! That is incredible!
Kaina Tsutsumi: But we're glad that Lily realized what she did.
Me: Yeah.
Ang: Tommy was recruited by Mr. Mind next.
Nico: He sure was.
Me: Yeah. But then came the Dinozaurs and that was so awesome.
Nico: Yep. Thank goodness no one from the Dinozaurs was recruited into Mr. Mind's team in that one.
Me: Yeah but we owed them big for helping us while we destroyed the Harvesters on the 4th of July.
Camie: What happened in that one?
Me: It was epic.
I went over what happened in chapter 1490 and it was cool.
Camie: Wow! That is amazing!
Dino Brachio: It sure was. And it was an awesome honor helping out the team since then.
Optimus Primal: Yes. The Dinozaurs are like the Cybertronians. They are really awesome.
Turbo: Mr. Mind didn't recruit anyone from my world either.
Me: That's good he didn't Turbo. But your adventure still was an awesome adrenaline rush. First time we ever used our cars and racers in battle like that.
Varie: It sure was.
Nico: Yep.
Camie: What happened?
Me: That was awesome.
I went over what happened in Chapter 1492 and it was awesome.
Camie: Wow! That was a fast one!
Xenia: It sure was.
Carly Atlas: It sure was an awesome and fast adventure.
Mal: Mr. Mind also didn't recruit anyone from my world.
Me: That's good they didn't. But it was still awesome heading to the world of the Descendants. Thank goodness we didn't kill that version of Maleficent there as much as I hated the one from 1959.
Nico: Yeah. Iconic but pure evil.
Laney: Yep.
Camie: What happened in that one?
Me: That was still a good one.
I went over what happened in chapter 1493. And it was awesome.
Camie: That is cool!
Mal: It sure was and it was an awesome honor to meet Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Yeah that was awesome. But then came the Aligned Transformers world. That was so awesome.
Aligned Bumblebee: Mr. Mind recruited Airachnid while we fought my world's Starscream.
Me: I know. But let me tell you, that version of Starscream that we faced was the most ABSOLUTE WORST and he was pure evil!
Qin: Worse than that! He was playing with fire!
Nico: Yeah no kidding there.
Me: He was still the most notorious traitor in all of Cybertronian History but he was worse than ANY version of Starscream we know.
Starscream G1: That is amazing that he was worse than me.
Armada Starscream: No kidding there.
Animated Starscream: Yeah he was horrible.
Me: And I got a good punch in the eye out of that one.
Nico: Oh right.
Camie: Why?
Me: I got a good scolding in that one because they thought I was being a bad friend and leader to Nico.
I went over what happened in chapter 1494 and it was both good and bad.
Camie: Oh man!
Me: Yeah. And Miko sure packed a wallop for someone so young. Ouch.
Nico: Yeah no kidding. Wow.
Miko: And I'm sorry I did that but you told me to do it.
Me: I know.
Camie: Wow.
Me: But I had it coming and I'm sorry guys.
Nico: No sweat J.D. all is forgiven.
Me: Good. But then after that was the Zyuohgers and that was my favorite part of the whole series of missions.
Nico: That was so cool.
Me: It sure was.
Yamato: Bangray was next to join Mr. Mind.
Nico: He sure was and I got his power to project memories into reality.
Me: That was so awesome how he is able to do that.
Bangray (X-Squad): That is an awesome power if I do say so myself.
Me: It sure is. And Nico used that power to make a clone of Ginis and I banished it to the Warp.
Amu: You sure did.
Nico: That was awesome.
Camie: Yeah. What happened in that one?
Me: It was epic.
I went over what happened in chapter 1495 and it was amazing.
Camie: Wow! That is cool!
Nico: Yep. And the Zyuohgers were the 3rd Super Sentai Team that we recruited.
Me: Well 4th Technically if you include the PatRangers.
Nico: True.
Me: Then we met Yin and Yang.
Yang: You sure did. That was awesome!
Camie: What was that like?
Me: It was awesome.
I went over what happened in Chapter 1496 and it was awesome.
Camie: Whoa!
Eli: That was so awesome.
Xenia: And we learned a lot about Woo Foo.
Yang: You sure did.
Yin: Eradicus joined Mr. Mind next.
Me: He sure did and I got to give him a lot of credit. He loves Polka Music.
Qin: It's catchy too.
Camie: Neat.
Me: Then we met the Kyurangers and that was awesome.
Laney: We had to go all the way over to Universe 19 in order to meet them.
Lucky: You sure did.
Hammie: That was so awesome that you all came and helped us.
Me: It sure was.
Spado: Yeah it sure was and you all helped us destroy the Jark Matter.
Me: What's left of it anyway.
Camie: What happened in that one?
Me: It was an awesome adventure.
I went over what happened in Chapter 1497 and it was awesome.
Camie: Whoa! That is cool!
Me: Yep.
Lucky: Eriedrone was next to join Mr. Mind.
Me: Yeah he sure was. But then after that was when we went to the Moonlands for the First time.
Camie: Wow that is cool!
Celica: It was fun and it was awesome helping Tony Jones and his friends there.
Me: And we got to use the power of Animite too.
Nico: Yeah it was awesome.
Me: Yep.
I went over what happened during the events of chapter 1498 and it was awesome.
Camie: WHOA! And you guys destroyed Agram too!
Nico: We sure did.
Tony Jones: Cur was recruited by Mr. Mind next.
Nico: Yeah he sure was.
Qin: Yep.
Me: Yeah. But then after that we met the iconic Astro Boy.
Camie: Oh wow! That is one of my favorites.
Me: So is many people all over the world. We met him and his friends and it was one awesome technologically advanced adventure.
I went over what happened in chapter 1499 and it was epic.
Camie: Wow! That is cool!
Me: I know.
Astro Boy: Mr. Mind didn't recruit anyone from my world.
Nico: Thank goodness he didn't.
Stacy Bolton: No kidding. But after that we met Otto Rocket and his friends. They are friends that I knew from before I got gene-slammed.
Camie: Really?
Stacy Bolton: Oh yeah. Those were radical times too.
Stacy told Camie and friends what happened in chapter 1500 and it was awesome.
Camie: Awesome and cool!
Otto Rocket: It sure was dudes.
Me: Yes it was. And your moves are really awesome.
Otto: Mr. Mind didn't recruit anyone from our area.
Me: Thank goodness he didn't.
Stacy Bolton: Yeah no kidding.
Me: Then we helped the Muppets take down Constantine the Kermit Impersonator.
Nico: Yeah and that was in honor of the great Jim Hansen.
Qin: He will never be forgotten.
Varie: No he won't.
Camie: What happened in that one?
Me: It was awesome.
I went over what happened in Chapter 1501 and it was awesome.
Camie; Whoa!
Kermit: Mr. Mind didn't recruit anyone from our world either.
Nico: Thank goodness he didn't.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Me: Yeah. But then came when we met Dr. Nick and his team and helped them stop a Giant Hummingbird.
Fluttershy: And he is a big sweetheart and he is beautiful too.
Me: He sure is.
Nicole: Dr. Nick is a colleague of mine and we know each other really well. Also we had a great adventure on that one.
Nicole went over what happened in chapter 1502 and it was awesome.
Camie: Wow! That is incredible!
Himiko: Boy it sure is. That is so cool that you guys battled kaiju sized mutants too.
Nico: It sure is. We need to do that some more too.
Dr. Nick: None of my enemies were recruited by Mr. Mind.
Jared: That's good they weren't.
Qin: Yeah thank goodness.
Jared: No kidding and then after that we went to Skull Island and helped Jason Jenkins and Kong and their friends.
Me: Yeah that was awesome.
Eli: It sure was.
Jason Jenkins: It was awesome having everyone help us destroy Professor De La Porta.
Camie: Wow!
Jared: That was an awesome adventure.
Jared went over what happened during the events of chapter 1503 and it was so awesome.
Camie: That is amazing! Skull Island is amazing that it has all sorts of amazing creatures.
Eli: Yep. And as the champion of the Kaiju myself I know all sorts of Kaiju there too.
Nico: He sure does.
Me: Yep.
Jason Jenkins: Omar joined Mr. Mind next.
Nico: Yeah he sure did.
Qin: Yeah.
Kong grunted in agreement.
Me: Yeah no kidding. But then came the mission we met Dudley Puppy and T.U.F.F. That was awesome.
Dudley Puppy: It sure was and we had a lot of fun on that one.
Me: That is where we met Chameleon and he was planted into Team Dark Phoenix Storm as our spy for us and the Masters of Evil.
Chameleon (Tuff Puppy): It sure was.
Me: And I complimented him on saying that he looked like the late Peter Lorre.
Chameleon (Tuff Puppy): He sure did. And it was awesome.
Me: Yeah.
I went over what happened in chapter 1504 and it was epic.
Camie: Oh wow! That was cool!
Dudley: Thank God Chameleon wasn't found out!
Me: Yeah. His shapeshifting was totally perfect and undetectable.
Qin: Yeah. No kidding.
Nico: Yeah but then came where we met Eli Shane and his team.
Eli Shane: That was so awesome. You guys helped us all kill Dr. Blakk.
Me: We sure did.
Camie: What happened in that one?
Me: That was awesome and epic.
I went over what happened in chapter 1505 and it was awesome.
Camie: WHOA!
Me: Yeah and we got our own Slugs and Slugslinger blasters too.
Qin: We sure did. And the slugs are so cute too.
Eli Shane: Maurice was the last of Mr. Mind's recruits.
Nico: Yep.
Me: And their team was complete after that. Then came where we found out their true plan.
Camie: What was it?
Me: Chameleon told us that their plan was a really genius and well built one. We found out that Team Dark Phoenix Storm was going to lure the Loud Family to this castle and then fire powerful nuclear missiles from 23 different locations across the globe and they will converge onto this castle and destroy not only us but the entire planet as well. It would destroy EVERYTHING.
Camie and many of us that hadn't heard about it were shocked and horrified.
Qin: Yeah.
Juni: But first, you guys met me and Carmen.
Me: Yeah we sure did and that was so awesome.
I went over what happened in chapter 1506 and it was cool.
Camie: Whoa! That is so awesome that you guys met Carmen and Juni.
Me: Yep. They are spies and they are very good at what they do too.
Camie: Cool.
Keiichiro: After that, Lincoln and his family went to Scotland.
Me: Yep. After we found out that their bloodlines were in Scotland. We found out that they were also descended from Scottish Royalty.
Camie: That is cool!
Me: It was at first. But then that's when things started going downhill. Fast.
I went over what happened in chapter 1537 and it was INTENSE! That was the battle that would decide the fate of the world and the universe.
Lincoln: After everyone in Scotland got tired of us, we tried to leave only for Team Darl Phoenix Storm to capture us.
Me: Yeah and that's when we knew that it was time for battle.
Nico: We sprang into action and I busted the Loud's out and then we split up and then we battled Team Dark Phoenix Storm.
Me: We went to each of the 23 locations for the battle.
Kairi Yano: My team, the Patrangers, and Lori took on Goche and got her Lupin Collection piece.
Me: Yep. They battled her in the Martial Islands.
Camie: Wow!
Me: We had to get each of the key cards for the Nuclear Missile Launching Panels.
Nico: Yep. We had to fight each member there at those locations they were at.
Right: My team and Leni fought Baron Nero
Me: They fought him in the Bikini Atoll in French Polynesia.
Camie: That place has been one of the biggest Nuclear Testing sites for years.
Me: Yep. Dueling the Cold War we tested many nuclear devices there. But Emperor Z was really pissed with Baron Nero there.
Emperor Z: I sure was and there was no way I was going to let him take the worlds Sparkle.
Supernova Zap: And thank goodness you showed no mercy on him.
Kameo: My team and Luna fought Ocean Master.
Luna: Yeah we fought him up in Augusta, Maine.
Nico: That place is very beautiful during the fall turn this time of year.
Me: Yep it sure is. Ocean Master as you know is Aquaman's so-called Brother. Aquaman decapitated him.
Nico: Good riddance.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Xenia: Yeah I hated that guy.
Camie: Me too.
Nico: I ate his heart too.
Aquaman: You sure did Nico.
Me: Yep.
Marcus: My team and Lincoln fought SaberLeomon
Me: That was over in Papua New Guinea.
Qin: Yep.
SaberLeomon: I can't believe I was so gullible to believe a lie that easily.
Me: Mr. Mind has been a bad manipulator. So was Kurata but at least Marcus and that group were able to convince you there.
SaberLeomon: Yeah they sure were.
Animated Optimus: My team and Lisa fought Meltdown.
Lisa Loud: We most certainly did.
Multiple Man: We fought him in Chernobyl, Ukraine.
Camie: In the very spot where it had that horrible meltdown.
Me: Yeah in 1986. That was horrible. But he got what was coming to him.
Nico: But they slashed him and obliterated him in a powerful blast.
Animated Optimus: Yeah that was great.
Axel: My team and Lynn fought Spydah.
Me: On the island of Novaya Zemlya in Russia.
Camie: Wow! That's where they detonated the largest ever nuclear bomb ever detonated.
Laney: Yeah. Tsar Bomba.
Me: Yep.
Lynn: That was an awesome battle there and Spydah is gone forever.
Me: Good riddance.
Zhuqiaomon: Thank goodness.
Kai: My team and Laney fought Eyezor.
Laney: We fought him in the Philippines.
Nico: Yep. On my home turf before I joined the team.
Qin: Yep.
Me: We sent him to the M.O.E. Prison in the center of the planet.
Camie: Wow!
Vypra: Yeah.
Camie: How much time did you guys have before the missiles launched?
Me: We had 2 hours.
Nico: Very slim timing but good odds.
Ang: My team and Lily fought Tommy.
Lily: We fought him in the Maldives.
Camie: Paradise.
Himiko: Yeah but the world was in terrible danger.
Me: Yeah.
Lily: We sent him to the M.O.E. Prison.
Camie: Good.
Dino Tyranno: My team and Lana fought Man Bat.
Lana: We faced him over in the Aleutian Islands over in Alaska.
Irma: Very awesome.
Me: And he disintegrated into green slop after the antidote that cured Francine and Kirk was given to him.
Qin: Yep.
Camie: Wow! That is amazing.
Lola: It sure was.
Turbo: My team and Luan fought Reverse Flash.
Reverse Flash: Yeah they faced me over in Tajikistan.
Camie: In Central Asia wow.
Flash: Yeah I killed him too.
Me: He was awesome during that time though. Fast too.
Nico: He sure was.
Me: Then came Scarecrow next.
Mal: My team and Lucy fought Scarecrow.
Me: That was over in Sri Lanka. Jonathan Crane is still just as fucked up as ever.
Camie: He always is.
Nico: Yep. We threw him into the Warp.
Xenia: Good riddance.
Celica: Yeah. That guy deserved it.
Lola: Yeah.
Lucy Loud: He deserved it too.
Aligned Bumblebee: My team and Lola fought Airachnid.
Me: Over in Tokyo.
Kouta: That explains what all those explosions were last year.
Me: Yeah that's Airachnid being destroyed.
Aligned Arcee: And I extinguished her spark too.
Qin: Good riddance.
Me: I never liked Airachnid.
Yamato: My team and Larry fought Bangray.
Me: In Wartorn Iraq.
Camie: Wow! The Terrorist Warzone.
Me: Yeah. Yamato smashed his head in.
Nico: Yep he sure did.
Xenia: Yeah that was awesome. But Nico got an awesome consolation prize from him before he was destroyed.
Nico: Yep. His powers and they are cool.
Camie: They sure are.
Yin: My team and Lars fought Eradicus.
Me: Yep in Uzbekistan.
Qin: That was awesome.
Levi Weston: And I got a good selfie of that.
He showed it to us.
Pipp Petals: Oh that Selfie is so aweSOME!
Nico: Yeah it sure is.
Me: Levi always has a knack for making amazing selfies.
Lucky: My team and Lane fought Eriedrone.
Nico: That was awesome.
Me: And it was in Kazakhstan.
Qin: Yep.
Eriedrone: And I'm doing much better in the M.O.E. than I was in the Jark Matter and with Mr. Mind.
Lucky: It's good you are.
Me: That was still cool though.
Tony Jones: My team and Linka fought Chur.
Nico: Yep. Over in Iceland.
Chur: That was so awesome though.
Me: Yep. It sure was.
Chur: And it's awesome being in the M.O.E.
Qin: Cool.
Otto: My team and Lexx fought TTG Slade.
Nico: That was gnarly.
Me: And that was over in Bolivia. That is one of the big Drug Cartel lands of South America.
Nico: It sure is.
Jamesdean5842: Funny thing is that Tara called him the TTG version of Deadpool.
Tara: It's true.
Me: Yeah it sure is. That was funny.
TTG Slade: It's true. I do look like Deadpool don't I?
Deadpool: But there is only one me!
Kermit: My team and Leon fought Two Face.
Me: In the Comoros Islands. That was awesome.
Harvey Dent: And it's good that Two Face is gone.
Me: But he is actually in the M.O.E. now.
Nico: Yep. But that was so awesome.
Jayden: I sliced him in half down the middle.
Qin: You sure did.
Dr. Nick: My team and Levi fought Metallo.
Me: Over in Lesotho in Southern Africa.
Nico: Yep and Metallo was the first enemy that I had even before I joined the team.
Camie: I heard about that. That was awesome.
Me: Yep.
Dr. Nick: Godzilla smashed him into a pulpy pancake under his foot.
Camie: Ouch. But fitting.
Qin: Yep.
Jason: My team and Luke fought Omar.
Nico: You sure did. In the Solomon Islands.
Qin: Yeah that was so awesome.
Omar: And now I'm in the M.O.E.
Qin: Yep.
Dudley: My team and Boy Lynn ended up fighting Chameleon.
Me: Yep and in the Nevada Nuclear Testing Site.
Qin: That was a dangerous spot too.
Nico: It was. But the best part is that no one even suspected a thing that TDPS had a mole in their operation.
Me: Yeah. Our spy did a great job.
Chameleon: Thanks guys.
Me: No problem. And then came Maurice.
Eli Shane: My team and Loki fought Maurice.
Me: Over in Turkmenistan.
Qin: Yeah that was awesome.
Maurice: And it's awesome being in the M.O.E.
Me: It sure is.
Qin: Then came the big finale. We faced Mr. Mind here
Juni: But first, my team and Loni fought Deadshot.
Me: Oh right. We faced him in Three Mile Island over in Pennsylvania.
Camie: That place was shut down ages ago.
Me: Yep. But we didn't kill him. We killed him more than enough for all the trouble he caused. So we gave him a chance in the M.O.E.
Qin: Yep. NOW is when we killed Mr. Mind here.
Astro Boy: It was my team and Leif that fought Mr. Mind in the IronWarHawk suit.
Nico: Yeah that was awesome.
Me: We all worked together and took him down.
Qin: We sure did.
Poromon: And I ate him for dinner.
Camie: EW! Was he tasty?
Poromon: He tasted like chicken.
Nico: Nice.
Me: And the bonus victory we had we dealing with Morag.
Selene Emperyous: How did you guys deal with that big assed fucker bitch?
Me: It was awesome.
FLASHBACK
Morag: NO! YOU ALL RUINED EVERYTHING!
Eli: You have serious problems you bitch!
Ariel: That's right! You need to be taught a lesson about friendship and humility!
Nunnally: You have the audacity to try and kill the Loud's and everyone on this planet all for some peace and quiet!? You have issues lady!
Lucille: Just like your ancestors did.
When everyone in Scotland heard Lucille say that, they were absolutely outraged with Morag!
Starfire: That's right everyone. You heard Lucille.
Morag: FINE! I ADMIT IT!
She blabbed about everything and how she sided with Team Dark Phoenix Storm to not only kill the Loud's but also destroy the entire planet all just to get some fucking peace and quiet! WHAT A RUTHLESS AND HEARTLESS EVIL WITCH!
THE WHOLE TOWN WAS OUTRAGED EVEN MORE!
Twilight Sparkle: If you weren't human we would gladly kill you!
Cozy Glow: You have done worse things than anything I did.
Spyro: And you will pay for your crimes!
They punched and pulverized her all over the place and smashed her down and then I walked up to her and shot her legs with a 12-Gauge Shotgun and grabbed her by her shirt and lifted her off her legs.
Me: YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU BIG-ASSED WITCH! The Loud Family are my friends and I have known them for 5 years ever since I moved to Michigan and they are the greatest friends I could ever have and I love them like my own brothers and sisters! You hate them and want nothing more than to kill then and that makes you nothing but a motherfucking big-assed Spawn of Satan and you are pure evil incarnate! ALL YOU ARE IS NOTHING BUT A TERRORISTIC MISANTHROPIC CYNICAL PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT AND YOU DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOUR FUCKING GODDAMN SELF! Let me warn you. if you ever get out of prison and you go after my friends again, I will know and then I WILL EAT YOUR HEART AND THEN YOUR FUCKING LIMBS! DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME YOU PUTRID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!?
She was scared to death of me! And then she peed her pants and I saw it drip from her legs.
Nico: WHOA! Remind me never to make J.D. mad like that.
Eli: Noted but way to lay down the law on that psycho bro!
Laney: Yeah you tell her!
Me: GET THIS FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH OUT OF MY SIGHT!
The cops came and took her away.
Nico: Hope you like being in a Scottish Prison.
Lincoln: Morag, I thought I trusted you, but what you did was downright evil. Trying to kill me, my family and trying to drive everyone out of town, just for some simple peace and quiet. I like it as much as the next guy, but I would never go that far. So it gives me great pleasure to perform one last act as Duke before I give the crown to someone more deserving. And that act is giving you your punishment for all that you've done.
Morag: So what are ye going to do then, boy? Lock me in the stocks for the rest of time? Behead me in front of the whole village? Blind me with pepper spray?
Lincoln: As tempting as those options are (especially the pepper spray), I'm gonna pass. Much like my hero, Ace Savvy, I'm just gonna let the courts do their work...
ONE DAY LATER…
At a courthouse, the judge was declaring morag's fate as everyone watches.
Judge: …And thanks to the persuasive testimony of Lincoln Loud (thank you, Mr. Loud), the court hereby sentences you to fifty years in HM Prison Barlinnie with no chance of parole. (Bangs gavel)
Morag: (GASPS)
Me: And you are also hereby cursed. If you ever tried to get out of prison it will kill you and super hakai your evil soul! Also I have this for you.
I pulled out a special RED HOT BRANDING IRON in the shape of the Star of Satan and it also had the kanji for "Morag McLaughlin, THE MOST EVIL TRAITOR IN ALL OF SCOTTISH HISTORY AND MURDERER AND USURPER OF THE GREAT LOUD CLAN AND MOST RUTHLESS MONSTER THAT EVER LIVED - ATTILA THE HUN REINCARNATED!"
スコットランドの歴史の中で最も邪悪な裏切り者であり、偉大な大声族の殺人者であり、かつてないほどの無慈悲なモンスターであるモラグ・マクラフリン-アッティラ・ザ・ハンが生まれ変わりました!
I branded her with the most evil brand ever known and it was placed right into the middle of her forehead! It would be her mark of eternal damnation!
In the middle of the star was the kanji for Traitor.
裏切り者
Lincoln: (wearing his blue convincing suit) Sorry, Morag. It's outta my hands...
Me: Lincoln has been known for giving a magnificent and convincing presentation.
Cut outside the courthouse, where a handcuffed Morag was escorted away by two cops as the towns people glared at her.
As well as the town holding up pitchforks, torches and protest signs and even shouting at her. They even threw rotten fruit, vegetables and eggs at her!
SPLAT! SPLAT! KRASPLAT! SPLAT! PAF! SPLAT! SPLAT! KRASPLAT!
Lynn and Rainbow Dash were dressed up as Sports Consessions sales clerks.
Lynn: Rotten fruit and vegetables for throwing! Get your rotten fruit and vegetables here!
Man: Got anything heavy?
She gave him a watermelon.
Lynn: How's this?
Man: Perfect! Thanks lass.
Lynn: You're welcome.
He gave her some money and the man threw it and it hit Morag.
SPLAT!
NICE SHOT!
Morag: Come on, I was just kidding about all that stuff I did earlier! You all knew that, didn't you? (The cops push her into a police paddy wagon marked "Institution For the Criminally Insane") with trying to kill off the louds, mind control that dragon and take over the town? Hahaha, wasn't that hilarious everybody? (The people didn't buy it and the paddy wagon speeds off) I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU!
Lucille: Ha, and I thought having her serve us would be punishment enough, but she would just plot her revenge and start this whole mess over again, so I hope she enjoys her peace and quiet in prison.
Nico: With a terrible curse that was just put on her. If she ever escapes she'll die if she steps 10 feet out of the prison and be Super Hakaied.
Everyone cheered wildly for us! WE SAVED THE WORLD AND STOPPED A DANGEROUS MADWOMAN FROM TAKING OVER SCOTLAND AND DESTROYING THE PLANET!
FLASHBACK ENDS
Camie: WHOA!
Selene Emperyous: Whoa! That is amazing!
Nico: She deserved it too and all for something petty like peace and quiet.
Me: Yeah no kidding. But the Loud's are what they are for a reason. Asking them to be quiet at what they do is like asking God to make it stop raining. Like that will ever happen.
Nico: That was the biggest battle we've ever been in.
Me: And the most epic in the entirety of the history of the team. But Nico displayed tremendously awesome and supreme leadership skills that made him ready for the position of leader when the time came.
Nico: It sure did.
Me: But the coolest part was seeing that Lincoln's ancestors from 400 years ago all have an amazing and uncanny resemblance to their 21st Century Descendants.
Lucille Loud: Aye. It's true lads.
Qin: We all thought that was really cool.
Me: But the biggest miracle we've got out of all this was the ascension of Twilight's Friends into Alicorndom.
Twilight Sparkle: That was so awesome.
Applejack: It sure was.
Camie: What was that like?
Me: Amazing.
FLASHBACK 2
But then suddenly my sword glowed.
Me: Huh?
I unsheathed my sword and it was emitting a powerful energy.
Nico: Uh are you doing that J.D.?
Me: No my sword is resonating a powerful energy!
But then suddenly, Sunset Shimmer, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie Lulamoon, Lyra Heartstrings, Vinyl Scratch and Moondancer glowed in powerful orbs of light and then my sword fired blasts of rainbow energy from the blade and they hit each of them and the power was incredible!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: WHOA! WHAT POWER!
Eli: What's happening to them!?
Then in a massive flash of light everything went quiet.
Me: WHOA What was that!?
Nico: That was powerful!
Lincoln: Look!
We saw that Sunset Shimmer, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie Lulamoon, Lyra Heartstrings, Vinyl Scratch and Moondancer were gone and scorch marks in the shapes of their cutie marks were where they stood!
Me: WHOA! THEY'RE GONE!
Little did we know however that things were about to get amazing.
In another dimension, the Mane 11 woke up.
Applejack: (Echoing) Hello?
Rarity: (Echoing) Where are we?
Fluttershy: (Echoing) I don't know.
Moondancer: (Echoing) What is this place?
Lyra Heartstrings: (Echoing) I don't know.
Rainbow Dash: (Echoing) We got to find Twilight and the others.
Then Princess Celestia appeared.
Princess Celestia: Congratulations to all of you. I always knew you were all destined for so many great things.
Starlight Glimmer: Princess Celestia.
Trixie Lulamoon: I don't understand.
Lyra Heartstrings: What did we do?
Princess Celestia: Ever since before and after you all joined Team Loud Phoenix Storm, you have done so many amazing and great things that shows that you all have gone beyond the work of normal ponies everywhere and you all have achieved so many amazing feats none of which have ever been seen before in Equestrian history. Your friendship with everyone in Team Loud Phoenix Storm has gotten stronger than anything I've ever seen before and your love with Lincoln is stronger than anything anyone has seen even though you are continents apart. And with that you all have proven that you are all ready.
Rainbow Dash: Ready for what?
[Princess Celestia]
You've come such a long, long way
And I've watched you from that very first day
To see how you might grow
To see what you might do
To see what you've been through
And all the ways you've made me proud of you
It's time now for a new change to come
You've grown up and your new life has begun
To go where you will go
To see what you will see
To find what you will be
For it's time for you to fulfill your destiny
We saw screens of all the great accomplishments that the Mane 12 and all of us have done over the years since before and after they joined us on Team Loud Phoenix Storm as well as how they have helped out many creatures all over great and small and how they have done so many great things over the years. But then Princess Celestia had all the Mane 11 glow in energies of their respective colors.
Suddenly MASSIVE FLASHES OF LIGHT FOLLOWED BY EXPLOSIONS OF MAGIC WERE SEEN IN THE SKY ABOVE THE SCOTTISH CASTLE and the explosions formed into the respective cutie marks of the Mane 11. The bells of angels tolled and the power coming from them was incredible!
Me: WHOA! What power!
Eli: Unbelievable!
Lana: WOW!
The cutie marks landed and then in domes of magic energy we saw the Mane 11 standing in them.
Twilight Sparkle: Girls is that you?
We saw them spread wings and we saw that they had horns on their heads and we saw that they all have become TRUE ALICORNS AND WE GASPED IN INCREDIBLE AMAZEMENT!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: INCREDIBLE!
Eli: OH WOW!
Varie: Amazing!
Me: You've all become Alicorns!
Nunnally: That is awesome!
Arrietty: Yeah it is! Wow! You girls look amazing like this!
Applejack: I didn't know this happened to us.
Rarity: I look simply amazing darling.
Pinkie Pie: TRUE ALICORN PARTY!
CRASH!
Pinkie Pie wasn't used to her wings yet.
Fluttershy: Wow! This is amazing.
Rainbow Dash: I look awesome!
Apple Bloom: Wow! Sis you look amazing as an Alicorn!
Me: You all have become princesses. This is amazing.
Nico: Yeah it sure is. Congratulations to all of you.
Lyra Heartstrings: This is amazing.
Me: I guess my sword knew that the time was right for you all.
Laney: It sure did. You guys are awesome as ever now.
Pickle Barrel: Captain Rainbow Dash looks amazing!
Barley Barrel: She sure does. Way to go Captain.
Nico: We should also call you girls now The Princesses of Harmony.
Princess Celestia: That is a fantastic title for them Nico. (To Twilight and Friends) Since the day you all joined Team Loud Phoenix Storm and saved Equestria many times from destruction and became amazing friends, you all have displayed the charity, compassion, integrity, optimism, wisdom, guidance, virtue, valor, justice, love and devotion and of course leadership of true princesses.
Me: Wow.
Eli: This is amazing.
Princess Celestia: We'll all still be here to help and guide you but we're all your students now too. You are all an inspiration to us all princesses.
Me: That's right Princess.
We bowed in respect to the Princesses of Harmony.
Princess Celestia: And we are honored with how far you all have come.
Nico: I'm glad you think so Princess. Lets get ready to head home.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Camie: Wow! That is incredible!
Qin: Yeah it sure was. Lincoln and his family were brought together closer than ever too.
Me: Yep. And then after we got home we coronated the Princesses.
FLASHBACK 3
back at Canterlot, it was time for a momentous and very rare event: The coronation of the 13 Princesses of Harmony.
Princess Celestia: We are gathered here today in celebration of a momentous occasion. My most faithful student Twilight Sparkle, has not only done many extradordinary things since she has lived in Ponyville but she and all her friends Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie Lulamoon, Vinyl Scratch, Moondancer and Lyra Heartstrings have done many great and awe inspiring things as well in their epic journeys with the world famous and great heroes of Equestria: Team Loud Phoenix Storm and their amazing frenemies of the Masters of Evil. But today Twilight's 11 friends have done something absolutely extraordinary that made their friendship stronger than ever. During the epic battle with Team Dark Phoenix Storm, they have shown that their love for Lincoln Loud as well as all their friends that their friendship and love will never fade as long as love is always within their hearts they will always prevail in the face of danger even in the darkest of times and they have proven beyond a doubt that they are ready to be crowned as The 12 Princesses of Harmony, Masters of The Elements of Harmony and The Greatest Friends of all to Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Fillies and Gentlecolts, Ladies and Gentlemen may I present your 12 Princesses of Harmony!
First out came Twilight Sparkle and she had a new trench coat with magic swirls all over it and it had the Skylanders Symbol for Magic with wings on it and it had the kanji for "Princess Twilight Sparkle - Master of The Element of The Magic of Friendship, Member of the Almighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Princess of The Magic Skylanders, The Princess of Friendship, Loving Wife of Lincoln Loud and Awesome Mentor, Teacher, Friend and Protector of All of Equestria."
プリンセストワイライトスパークル-友情の魔法の要素のマスター、全能のチームのメンバーラウドフェニックスストーム、マジックスカイランダーズの王女、友情の王女、リンカーンラウドの愛する妻と素晴らしいメンター、教師、友人、そして保護者エクエストリアのすべて。
2nd came Rarity and she had a new trench coat with water waves all over it and it had the Skylanders Symbol for Water with Wings on it and it had the kanji for "Princess Rarity - Master of the Element of Generosity, Member of the Almighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Princess of the Water Skylanders, The Princess of Jewels, Fashions and Clothing, Owner of a Magnificent Fashion Empire, Loving Wife of Lincoln Loud and awesome Mentor of Fashions to many in Canterlot and Equestria."
プリンセスレアリティ-寛大さの要素のマスター、全能のチームのメンバーラウドフェニックスストーム、ウォータースカイランダーズのプリンセス、宝石のプリンセス、ファッションと服、壮大なファッション帝国の所有者、リンカーンラウドの愛する妻と素晴らしいメンターカンタロットとエクエストリアの多くの人々へのファッション。
3rd came Applejack and she had a new trench coat with crystals, caves, rocks, apples, canyons and mountains all over it and it had the Skylanders Symbol for Earth with Wings on it and it had the kanji for "Princess Applejack of The Apple Family - Master of The Element of Honesty, Member of the Almighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Princess of The Earth Skylanders, The Princess of Apples, Rodeos, Farming and Orchards, Great Farmer of Sweet Apple Acres, Loving Big Sister of Apple Bloom - The Princess of Cutie Marks, Loving Wife of Lincoln Loud and Awesome Mentor, Teacher, Friend and Protector of All of Equestria."
アップルファミリーのアップルジャック王女-正直の要素のマスター、全能チームのメンバーラウドフェニックスストーム、地球のスカイランダーの王女、リンゴの王女、ロデオス、農業と果樹園、甘いリンゴエーカーの偉大な農夫、愛する姉アップルブルームの-キューティーマーク物語の王女、リンカーンラウドの愛する妻、そしてすべての馬術の教師、友人、保護者。
4th came Fluttershy and she had birds flying around her and also she had a trench coat that had grass, flowers, animals and trees on it and the Skylanders Symbol for Life with Wings on it and it had the kanji for "Princess Fluttershy - Master of The Element of Kindness, Member of the Almighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Princess of the Life Skylanders, Animals and Caregiver of All animals of The Animal Kingdom and Creatures of Real and Myth, Great Mentor of Hinata Hyuga of The Hyuga Clan, Great Flyer of Cloudsdale as well as one of the most amazing and most gifted mentors of all kids and Loving Wife of Lincoln Loud and awesome Master of All Creatures Great and Small."
フラッターシャイ王女-優しさの要素のマスター、全能チームのメンバーラウドフェニックスストーム、ライフスカイランダーの王女、動物界のすべての動物の動物と世話人、現実と神話の生き物、日向ヒナタの偉大なメンター日向一族、クラウドズデールの偉大なチラシ、そしてすべての子供たちの中で最も素晴らしく、最も才能のあるメンターの一部であり、リンカーンラウドの愛する妻であり、すべての生き物の大小の素晴らしいマスターです。
5th came Pinkie Pie and she had a trench coat with balloons, gears and metal and confetti on it and the Skylanders Symbol of Tech with wings on it and it had the kanji for "Princess Pinkie Pie - Master of The Element of Laughter, Member of the Almighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Princess of The Tech Skylanders and Laughter, Parties and Desserts and Awesome Party Planner of Equestria and Great Mentor of Luan Loud and Eddy and The Greatest Party Master, Loving Wife of Lincoln Loud and Great Protector of All of Equestria."
ピンキーパイ王女-笑いの要素のマスター、全能のチームのメンバーラウドフェニックスストーム、テックスカイランダーズと笑いの王女、パーティーとデザート、エクエストリアの素晴らしいパーティープランナーとルアンラウドとエディの偉大なメンターと最大のパーティーマスター、リンカーンラウドの愛する妻、そしてすべてのエクエストリアの偉大な保護者。
6th came Rainbow Dash and she had all her fellow Wonderbolts and Shadowbolts saluting her and she had a trench coat with the sky and rainbow lightning and rainbows all over it and it had the Skylanders Symbol for Air with wings on it and it had the kanji for "Princess Rainbow Dash - Master of The Element of Loyalty, Member of the Almighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Elite Flyer of the Wonderbolts and the Greatest Flyer of Equestria, Princess of The Air Skylanders and Wonderbolts and Inspiration of all Future Cadets of The Wonderbolts and Great Mentor of Lynn Loud and Lightning and Sister of Scootaloo and Loving Wife of Lincoln Loud and Great Protector of All of Equestria."
プリンセスレインボーダッシュ-忠誠の要素のマスター、全能チームのメンバーラウドフェニックスストーム、ワンダーボルトのエリートフライヤーとエクエストリアのグレイテストフライヤー、エアスカイランダーとワンダーボルトのプリンセス、そしてワンダーボルトとグレートのすべての未来のカデットのインスピレーションリンラウドとライトニングのメンター、スクータルーの姉妹、リンカーンラウドの愛する妻、そしてすべてのエクエストリアの偉大な保護者。
7th came Starlight Glimmer and she had a trench coat with a graveyard, stars, Bones and Skeletons on it and it had the Skylanders Symbol for Undead with wings on it and it had the kanji for "Princess Starlight Glimmer - Master of The Element of Empathy, Member of the Almighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Great Student of Twilight Sparkle and Redeemed Friend and Great Hero who Destroyed Chrysalis' Reign of Terror and Redeemer of The Changelings, Princess of The Undead Skylanders, Magic and Guardian of Cozy Glow and Loving Wife of Lincoln Loud and Great Protector of Equestria."
プリンセススターライトグリマー-共感の要素のマスター、全能のチームのメンバーラウドフェニックスストーム、トワイライトスパークルの偉大な学生と贖われた友人とクリサリスの恐怖の治世とチェンジリングの贖い主を破壊した偉大な英雄、アンデッドスカイランダーの王女、居心地の良い輝きの魔法と守護者、リンカーン・ラウドの愛情深い妻、そしてエクエストリアの偉大な保護者。
8th came Sunset Shimmer and she had a trench coat with fire and phoenixes all over it and it had the Skylanders Symbol for Fire with Wings of pure fire and sunlight on it and it had the kanji for "Princess Sunset Shimmer - Master of The Element of Forgiveness, Member of the Almighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Great Redeemed Student of Princess Celestia and Redeemed Friend of Equestria as well as Student of Canterlot High and Singer of The Rainbooms, Princess of The Fire Skylanders and Princess of Sunsets and a Great Source of Inspiration to All and Loving Wife of Lincoln Loud and Great Protector of Equestria."
プリンセスサンセットシマー-許しの要素のマスター、全能チームのメンバーラウドフェニックスストーム、プリンセスセレスティアの偉大な贖われた学生とエクエストリアの贖われた友人、そしてカンタロットハイの学生とレインブームの歌手、ファイアスカイランダーズの王女とサンセットシマーの王女とリンカーンラウドのすべての愛する妻とエクエストリアの偉大な保護者への素晴らしいインスピレーションの源。
9th came Trixie Lulamoon and she had a trench coat with magic and stars and planets all over it and it had the kanji for "Princess Trixie Lulamoon - The Great and Powerful Magician and Master of the Element of Humility and Member of The Almighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Redeemed Friend of Equestria and great Friend and Escape Artist Next to The Great Harry Houdini, Princess of Magic and Escape Artistry and Loving Wife of Lincoln Loud and Protector of All of Equestria."
プリンセストリクシールラムーン-偉大で強力な魔術師であり、謙遜の要素のマスターであり、全能のチームのメンバーであるラウドフェニックスストームとエクエストリアの贖われた友人、そして偉大なハリーフーディーニの隣の偉大な友人と脱出術の芸術家リンカーンラウドの愛する妻とすべてのエクエストリアの保護者。
10 came out Vinyl Scratch and she had a trench coat with music notes and lasers and rave backgrounds on it and she had the kanji for "Princess Vinyl Scratch - Master of the Element of Reliability and an Awesome Rave Music Master and is D.J.-Pon-3, Member of The Almighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Princess of Music and Rave Parties and Dancing and Roommate of Octavia Melody, Loving Wife of Lincoln Loud and Great Protector of Equestria."
プリンセスビニールスクラッチ-信頼性の要素のマスターと素晴らしいレイブミュージックマスターであり、DJ-Pon-3、全能チームのメンバーラウドフェニックスストーム、音楽とレイブパーティーのプリンセス、オクタビアメロディーのダンスとルームメイト、リンカーンラウドと馬術の偉大な保護者。
11th was Lyra Heartstrings and she and a trench coat with magic and harps on it and it had the kanji for "Princess Lyra Heartstrings - Master of The Element of Vigilance and The Love of Bon Bon and one of the six friends of Twilight Sparkle in Canterlot and Member of the Almighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Princess of The Harp and an Awesome Love Partner of Bon Bon."
プリンセスライラハートストリングス-警戒の要素とボンボンの愛のマスターとカンタロットのトワイライトスパークルの6人の友人の1人であり、全能のチームラウドフェニックスストームのメンバー、ハープのプリンセスとボンボンの素晴らしい愛のパートナー。
And finally came Moondancer and she had a trench coat with moons and stars and magic all over it and the kanji for "Princess Moondancer - Master of the Element of Compassion and a Great Friend of Twilight Sparkle and the Canterlot six and Member of the Almighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Princess of The Magic of the Moon and Loving Wife of Lincoln Loud."
プリンセスムーンダンサー-思いやりの要素のマスターであり、トワイライトスパークルとカンタロット六の偉大な友人であり、全能チームのメンバーであるラウドフェニックスストーム、月の魔法のプリンセス、リンカーンラウドの愛する妻。
(KING OF PRIDE ROCK PLAYS)
Ndabe zitha
Nkosi yethu
Mholi wezwe lethu
Lefatshe la bonata rona
Lea halalela
Busa le lizwe bo
Busa le lizwe bo
Busa le lizwe bo
Lethu busa ngoxolo
Is'khathi sifikile
Is'khathi busa iyo
Is'khathi sifikile
Busa lomhlaba
Is'khathi sifikile
Is'khathi sifikile
Busa Simba, busa Simba
Hem na iyo
Hem na iyo
Hem na nkosi bo
Busa Simba iyo
Hem na iyo
(Oh, busa Simba iyo)
Hem na iyo
(Oh, busa nkosi bo)
Hem na nkosi bo
(Oh busa Simba iyo)
Busa Simba iyo
(Busa Simba iyo)
Ubuse ngo thando
Ubuse ngo thando
Ubuse ngo xolo
Busa Simba, busa Simba
Ubuse ngo xolo
Ubuse ngo thando
Ubuse ngo xolo
Ubuse ngo thando
Ubuse ngo xolo
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle
The circle of life, circle of life
The girls went up to the alter and they were given the crowns of the Elements of Harmony and they were now officially crowned THE PRINCESS 12! Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Apple Bloom and Flurry Heart together make them officially known as THE PRINCESS 18! The parents of Twilight and her friends were so proud for all of their achievements as well as the great deeds they did.
We were all so proud of them. Even their parents couldn't be anymore prouder.
The princesses all stood on the balcony and waved to everyone and they were all so honored.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Nico: That was so awesome too.
Me: It sure was. October 10th, 2021 is not only a day where Nico proved himself. But it was also the day where we all fought a terrible force of evil and won.
Qin: Yep.
Lincoln: That was an awesome commemoration and celebration of the one-year anniversary of the Battle with Team Dark Phoenix Storm.
Nico: You said it, Lincoln, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Kamira to deal with, and she should be arriving...right now!
?: I will have my revenge on you for ruining Lord Haido's plans, J.D. Knudson!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Me: Right on cue, and there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Kamira
A figure came out, and it was none other than Kamira, and she's still pissed at me for ruining Haido's plans 150,000 years hence.
Me: Should've known you'd show up again, Kamira. You just don't know when to quit, do you?
Kamira: Not until I have your head mounted on a wall for what you did, and I'll enjoy seeing the hearts of all your wives and children will all break when I finally kill you! (Laughing Sadistically)
Lincoln fired a blast of rainbow energy at Kamira and it hit her, and it really hurt her.
Lincoln: Oh no, you don't, Kamira, your fight's with us.
Denise Uxi: That's right, and you're going to pay for every last one of your despicable crimes, you monster.
Suddenly, Denise Uxi's dark purple eyes turned neon dark purple and she was surrounded by a black and dark purple energy aura with darkness, dark purple fire, and hands, she unholstered her massive Earthbound Immortal Ukupacha Callao-themed sword from her back, and as she approached Kamira, she left black and dark purple energy, dark purple fire, hands, and darkness with every step.
Denise Uxi: I will never forgive you for every last one of your crimes you've committed against 150,000 years hence in Haido's name, Kamira, and now, I will administer unto you your punishment for your crimes.
Suddenly, Denise Uxi was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and dark purple energy with dark purple fire and darkness surrounding it, there's Earthbound Immortal Ukupacha Callao flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a dark purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Denise Uxi emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Denise Uxi grew from 6'5" to 7'1" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long flowing dark purple hair, she has neon dark purple eyes and a black and dark purple energy aura with darkness, dark purple fire, and hands surrounding her, she has Earthbound Immortal Ukupacha Callao with the Dark Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Ukupacha Callao earrings with dark purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Earthbound Immortal Ukupacha Callao with dark purple gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her dark purple hand-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Denise Uxi has on a sleeveless dark purple open blouse with the Hands Nazca Line on it, sleeveless dark purple dress top, dark purple skirt, purple pants, dark purple legwarmers, dark purple sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, hands, and dark purple fire on the coattails, and on the back is Earthbound Immortal Ukupacha Callao with darkness surrounding it. Suddenly, Denise Uxi felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with dark purple tips grew much bigger for her new body, and the feathers had the same yellow markings as on Ukupacha Callao. Denise Uxi has on a Ring of The Phoenix with dark purple gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Denise Uxi's massive Earthbound Immortal Ukupacha Callao-themed large sword and all the other swords she'd got began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of dark purple energy with darkness, dark purple fire, and hands, and when it emerged, it transformed into Earthbound Immortal Ukupacha Callao's Dark Hand Greatsword of Dark Purple Fire and Darkness Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Earthbound Immortal Ukupacha Callao and the Hands Nazca Line etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black hands for the crossguard, large dark purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black hands and a large dark purple gem below the black hands for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with dark purple gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Earthbound Immortal Ukupacha Callao's head with dark purple gems for eyes and a large dark purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark purple kanji below Earthbound Immortal Ukupacha Callao that said, "Denise Uxi, Gene-Slammer of The Hand Earthbound Immortal Ukupacha Callao, Powerful Puncher, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser and Smasher of Peter Griffin, Awesome Expert Hand Size Changer, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Hands, and Dark Purple Fire"
デニース・ウクシー、ザ・ハンドのジーン・スラマー、アースバウンドの不滅のウクパチャ・カヤオ、パワフルなパンチャー、愛情深い守護天使、リンカーンの将来の妻ラウド、ピーター・グリフィンの軽蔑者と破壊者、素晴らしいハンドサイズ・チェンジャーのエキスパート、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、とサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして闇、手、および暗紫色の火のマスター
Denise Uxi has transformed into into SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY DARKNESS DARK PURPLE FIRE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL HAND ANGEL OF DIVINE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL DARK JUSTICE AND DIVINE DARK PURPLE FIRESTORM LOVE!
We were amazed by Denise Uxi's Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Kamira saw it, we saw the Stone of Gelel embedded in her hand glowed and she transformed into her bat form and she charged at Denise to kill her, but Denise Uxi fired a powerful black and dark purple energy blast with darkness, dark purple fire, and hands at her, and it exploded with incredible power as it hit her, and she's now pissed off even more. But, Denise made her left hand expand even bigger and punched Kamira hard, but she's not out yet.
Nico: Whoa, now Denise Uxi has transformed, so cool.
Me: Yeah, and take a look at the dark purple patterns on her black angel wings, they're the same as the ones on Ukupacha Callao, and I knew Kamira was going to transform into her bat form, but she blasted her and punched her hard when she expanded her left hand, nice.
Lincoln: Now, Kamira is about to feel the true wrath of The Earthbound Immortals. And Denise, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Denise Uxi: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Dark Hands Earthbound Immortal and Divine Dark Purple Fire Justice) I feel incredible, Linky, and now, shall we finally administer Kamira's punishment for the crimes she's committed in Haido's name?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Denise.
Me: You're through, Kamira!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Denise Uxi.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time to pay for everything you've done, Kamira, and you don't deserve a single ounce of mercy, not that you even deserve any.
Denise Uxi and Lincoln went after Kamira, who continued firing blasts of energy at them, but they dodged them, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and dark purple energy, dark purple fire, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, and Hands at Kamira and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, they attacked Kamira with their massive greatswords and they left some really nasty scars on her and they also punched her, and she couldn't stand it anymore and was forced to turn back into human form, and Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which transform into a massive rainbow energy straitjacket with rainbow energy chains and they wrapped around Kamira, so she couldn't escape.
Kamira: Impossible, defeated yet again?! No, I won't let this humiliation stand!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's enough out of you, Kamira.
Kamira was silenced because of the authority that was given out from Lincoln's voice.
Nico: Nice one.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Thank you, Kamira. (To Kamira) As much as I want than to put a permanent end to you for what you've done in Haido's name, I think it's time to negotiate a deal: how would you like to join The Masters of Evil?
Denise Uxi: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Dark Hands Earthbound Immortal and Divine Dark Purple Fire Justice) This is a one-time opportunity, besides, do you honestly think Barodius is going to let you live when news of your defeat reaches him? No, as soon as we let you go, he's going to kill you. Doto Kazahana, Mizore Fuyukuma, Nadare Rōga, and Fugai were told the same thing, and they agreed to join, despite their stubborn hard-headedness.
This caused Kamira to think, and he knew Lincoln and Connie Sellingron were right: if news of her defeat reaches Barodius, he will kill her and not show her any mercy at all, and despite being quite strong because of the Stone of Gelel, she's no match for Barodius, and Dustin Keystone will also kill her since he's still now mega pissed off at what Lincoln did in removing the Hom Dai from him many days ago, and he's even more consumed by bloodlust and revenge.
Kamira: (Growls) Fine.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smiles) You've made the right choice. But, to make sure you're kept in line.
Lincoln gave Kamira the Hinon's Vengeance Curse and beamed her to The Masters of Evil's HQ, where Vypra and the others were given the news: Kamira is now part of The Masters of Evil, and just like Doto Kazahana, Nadare Rōga, and Fugai, she'll be under strict supervision, and Lincoln put the Hinon's Vengeance Curse on her We cheered wildly for what Denise Uxi and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Denise Uxi's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive black and dark purple angel wings are permanent.
Denise Uxi: That's all seventeen villains recruited into The Masters of Evil and now, all that's left for tomorrow is finally kill Dustin Keystone, and thanks for helping me take down Kamira, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Denise.
Suddenly, Denise Uxi wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Denise Uxi's face, they kissed passionately as Denise Uxi's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Earthbound Immortal Ukupacha Callao flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and dark purple fire raging behind them and we all cheered wildly. Lincoln and Denise Uxi absorbed the fires, and they came back, and Ukupacha Callao vanished.
Nico: Awesome job, Denise and Lincoln, you guys took down and convinced Kamira to join The Masters of Evil.
Lincoln: And I also put the Hinon's Vengeance Curse on her, because if she dares to step out of line, the curse will take her life, and she'll be sent to The Black Gates. Now, all seventeen villains have been recruited into The Masters of Evil, and now, tomorrow comes the big showdown with Dustin Keystone.
Demona Wendollstein: We're going to make that asshole pay for trying to kill you numerous times to slake his thirst for blood and revenge, Lincoln, and for what he and his asshole parents did in killing Mia's parents years ago.
Nico: And this time, he's never ever coming back!
Selene Emperyous: Indeed he will, and tomorrow, on your rescue, Linky, we're going to meet the next of my sisters, Vorya Emperyous, the Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate Gene-Slammer and who's the goth girl of the group and a powerful master of darkness and making someone's worst nightmares come true, and she's got a really nasty revelation about Stern Fern tomorrow.
Lynn: As if that fat cow couldn't get anymore worse than she already is.
We enjoyed the rest of the day and we returned home and got some sleep. Meanwhile, in the dark forests, Dustin Keystone was already losing it big time, after what Lincoln did in stripping him of his powers given to him by The Hom Dai and making him mortal again and what he and the Earthbound Immortal Gene-Slammers have done to the other seventeen villains and recruited them into The Masters of Evil, it's pissed him off so badly, his mind's now completely gone, and now, all he's focused on is revenge on Lincoln and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and The Masters of Evil.
Dustin Keystone: That stupid fucker, Lincoln Loud, and those stupid Team Loud Phoenix Storm and The Masters of Evil, they've ruined everything! I'll kill them, I'LL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM, AND I WILL DESTROY EVERY LAST SINGLE TRACE OF LIFE ON EARTH, AND I WILL REDUCE EVERY LAST LIVING THING ON THIS PATHETIC WORLD INTO NOTHING BUT ASHES! I'LL DESTROY ALL OF EXISTENCE! (LAUGHING MALEVOLENTLY AND DERANGEDLY)
YOU WANT ONE FINAL BATTLE, DUSTIN KEYSTONE, WE'LL GIVE YOU HELL, AND THIS TIME, YOU'RE NEVER EVER COMING BACK!
Another awesome chapter done.
This was an awesome way to commemorate the 1 year anniversary of the most awesome chapter ever.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Carter Grayson, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Beast Wars Scorponok, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and Sector V and Numbuh 362 and Sector Z are heading to Gallagher Elementary and we're going to figure out the mystery of the legendary Fountain of Youth and we're going to make kids young forever and we're going to make sure that Father and the Delightful Children's chances of destroying all kids are stopped forever. Then we're going to battle Another Plantapocalypse and we're going to also meet a gene-slammer for Elemental HERO Rainbow Dark Neos and her name is Taniya Huntsville. Taniya is Nico's friend from Science and she knows all about light and how it can split into its colors. She hates bullies and makes them suffer big time for hurting others. For tomorrow, it's the moment we've been waiting for: the match-up is for Demona Wendollstein, Gene-Slammer of The Dragon Earthbound Immortal Xolotl and Empress of Nightmares, and she and Lincoln, along with all the other Earthbound Immortal Gene-Slammers who are also going to join, are about to engage in an epic battle with the very monster who tried to kill Lincoln to slake his thirst for revenge long ago and also murdered Mia Addison's parents in cold blood long ago: DUSTIN KEYSTONE! And this time, they're going to make sure that not only will Dustin Keystone get The Black Gates just like his fuckweed parents, but they're going to make him suffer infinite-fold in the bloodiest fashion imaginable, and they're going to rip him to fucking shreds! For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the world of the 1991 film, The Runestone, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy the Norse beast, Fenrir. And they're going to meet the Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate named Vorya Emperyous, she's the third-born of the Emperyous Sisters and she's the goth girl of the group. She has incredible powers over darkness and she can even bring peoples worst nightmares to life. She can even terrify them so badly that they can wind up in a nuthouse for years, she even has the admiration and love of Lucy and her friends, and she also hates STERN FERN with a merciless vengeance. One time, Lynn was practicing hockey and Stern Fern broke all her hockey equipment and even broke both of Lynn's legs. Vorya got really mad at this act, and she made sure that Stern Fern regretted that completely. She used her powers of darkness and made her worst fear come to life and it was MURDEROUS CANNIBALS! They scared her so badly and horrifically that she went to a nuthouse with a really bad damaged mind and Vorya vowed that if she ever saw Stern Fern again, she would make sure that they WILL BE REAL and they will EAT HER! Get ready for an awesome orange adventure as we head to a planet made entirely out of carrots and we're going to battle DARK REY! We're going to convince her to join the M.O.E. and we're going to really give her the ultimate Jedi VS Sith Battle! Eli is going to really show her what he has got!
See you all tomorrow.
