Carrots Are Good For Your Eyes but Can it Dial a Phone?


At Gallagher Elementary School was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Carter Grayson, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Beast Wars Scorponok, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and Sector V and Numbuh 362 and Sector Z and we were there for another awesome and amazing rescue and also to prove if the legend of the Fountain of Youth is really real.

Nico: This is gonna be an awesome and darling rescue.

Me: We sure are ready for this.

Qin: Yep. And no Delightful Children From Down The Lane to stop us.

Numbuh 1: Thank goodness.

Carter Greyson: Yeah no kidding there.

Ashley (KND): Good riddance. I can't believe we were like that.

Nico: No kidding there. Thanks for coming with me, Carter.

Carter Grayson: No problem Nico. It's so awesome to help you out.

Qin: It sure is.

Me: Boy I remember when we first met you and the Lightspeed Rescue Rangers. That was so awesome.

Nico: Vypra really has come a long way.

Carter: Boy she sure has.

Me: And no more Queen Bansheera to ruin everything too.

Eli: Yeah. But so has Diabolico, Loki and Jinxer. It's ironic you know. The Lightspeed Rescue villains minus Olmypius and Bansheera are now in the M.O.E.

May: They sure are Eli.

Qin: Yeah that is so awesome.

Carter: That is really cool.

Me: Carter the rescues you did with Lightspeed Rescue were really awesome and amazing. Out of all the series of Power Rangers, Lightspeed Rescue, Wild Force and Kiramagers are the ones I know and love the best.

Rarity: Oh Juru will be happy to hear about that darling.

Me: Thanks Rarity.

Carter: You have a lot of experiences with all of us J.D.

Me: Yeah I do.

Nico: Vypra has also proven that women can be leaders too.

Me: She sure has.

Lincoln: And Luan is really awesome as her archenemy.

Carter: She sure is.

Himiko: I'm proud of Luan facing Vypra.

Qin: Me too.

Nico: And I remember how you guys helped take Airachnid down.

Carter: That was so awesome and epic. Yesterday's party was so awesome.

Qin: It sure was.

Laney: Yeah. Best ever.

Xenia: I think it's awesome.

Laney: Yeah it sure was.

Nico: Also, keep in mind that the backup core members aren't set in stone.

Me: Noted.

Numbuh 1: We better be ready. Sounds like we're going to meet Leaky Leona.

Qin: I have a feeling it's going to be a good one.

Me: Wonder why she is here again?

Camie: Must be for something big.

Numbuh 2: Yeah! To corner the world's market on spit? [Numbuhs 2 and 4 laugh.]

Numbuh 4: Good one! [laughs]

Numbuh 3: How can you say that? Leona's the prettiest girl in the whole school.

Numbuh 4: [groans] I thought we got called for something important.

Numbuh 5: We are the Kids Next Door, Numbuh 4. We save kids. That's our job.

Numbuh 1: And we don't do it by standing around. Let's move out!

Me: Right.

We went down a passage in the bathroom.

[Sector V enter the passage way and climb down the stairs.]

Numbuh 3: Yay! Stairs!

Me: Stay close.

Nico: You guys think we're heading into a trap.

Me: If that's the case then we need to be cautious.

Nico: Right.

Numbuh 4: [grumbling]

Numbuh 2: Aw, come on, Numbuh 4. Maybe Leona will give you a kiss-s-s for res-s-cuing her. [chuckles and makes kissing noises]

[Sector V and all of us enter a dark room filled with bookcases, books and ancient artifacts. In the middle, there is a statue of the school's librarian.]

Numbuh 3: [loudly] This place is gihugic! [laughs before the place rumbles] What was that?

Numbuh 5: [covers Numbuh 3's mouth] Shh! [whispering] I've heard rumors that there was an ancient, long lost school buried beneath ours. This must be its library.

Me: (Whispering) Wow it's amazing.

Qin: (Whispering) It's incredible.

Numbuh 4: [loudly] What's a library?

[The library rumbles again and a hole is made.]

Me: Shh!

Numbuh 1: [whispering] You heard Numbuh 5! Keep it down!

[Sector V begin exploring the library. Numbuh 2 finds one of Leona's bracelets on the floor.]

Numbuh 2: Hey, guys. What do you make of this?

Numbuh 3: [grabs the bracelet and talks real loudly again] Ooh! I can make tiara or a pretty earring! [Numbuh 3's loud talking causes the library to rumble again] Ooh, ooh, ooh! Or a belt! A belt! No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! I can make a...

Numbuh 1: [grabs the bracelet and whispers] Give me that! Are you trying to get us all kill...[drops the bracelet] Oopsie.

[The bracelet rolls over to a nearby stone table holding ancient instruments on it. The table cracks and crumbles. Sector V gasps and the entire library starts to fall apart. Numbuh 5 sees the statue closing up ahead.]

Numbuh 5: Quiet time's over! Move it!

Me: LETS GO!

We ran fast!

[Sector V rush over to the exit while the library crumbles. They all jump over a hole except Numbuh 4.]

Numbuh 4: [gets grabbed by Numbuh 5] Hey, what are you... [throws him across before jumping on the tables]

[Sector V barely managed to make it to the exit before it closes.]

Me: WHOA! That was close!

Numbuh 4: You know, I was this close to bustin' out of school today. And then you called us up with this crud!

Me: You really hate school huh?

Numbuh 4: I sure do.

Numbuh 5: But we got to find Leona. [finds another one of Leona's bracelets on the floor] And it looks like we're on the right track. Let's move out, people.

Nico: Right.

Albedo turned into Negative Plantapocalypse.

Negative Plantapocalypse: Just in case it's a trap.

Me: Okay.

[Sector V and us continue their way through the caverns while Numbuh 4 grumbles in disgust.]

Numbuh 3: Come on, Numbuh 4! After we rescue her, Leona might gives us some beauty tips!

[The group enter a place filled with food.]

Numbuh 2: Whoa...

Numbuh 4: Get a load of this chow!

Numbuh 5: This must be the cafeteria. Nobody touches anything.

Me: This food looks like it was here for years.

Numbuh 1: [turns to Numbuh 4] Numbuh 5 says don't touch anything.

Numbuh 4: [turns to Numbuh 3] Numbuh 1 says don't punch a thing.

Numbuh 3: [turns to Numbuh 2] Numbuh 4 says try the onion rings.

Nico: No you dingus.

Numbuh 2: [holds a tray of food] Well, you don't have to tell me twice. [He picks up a plate of onion rings and puts it on his tray. Numbuh 3 screams.] What? I was gonna share. Huh?

[Milk starts spraying everyone and begins flooding the cafeteria.]

Me: (SPITS) What the?

I drank it.

Me: It's milk.

Eli: Milk? (Drinks it) 2% Milk.

Numbuh 1: Uh. Is anyone here allergic to milk?

Nico: Not me.

Numbuh 5: No, but Numbuh 5 is allergic to drowning! Let's go!

[Sector V and us all ran out of the cafeteria and heads into the dining area, where the milk starts rising.]

Numbuh 2: Not to milk the situation, but...

Numbuh 5: Ah, shut up!

Eli: No time for jokes Hoagie!

[The entire room becomes flooded with milk and Sector V is struggling to swim.]

We swam easily!

Numbuh 4: Eh, help! [grabs onto a tray] I can't swim! You hear me? I can't swim!

I grabbed Numbuh 4 and helped him.

[A milk tidal wave bursts through the doorway.]

Me: SURFS UP!

Numbuh 5: Well, you better learn fast!

[Sector V and all of us tried to swim away from the milk wave, but gets caught in the current. The wall breaks down and forms an even bigger wave.]

Numbuh 4: [screams] Oh, crud!

[Sector V climb onto the trays they were holding on and uses them as surfboards to surf across the hallway.]

Numbuh 1: [sees an opening up above] Quick, up there!

[Numbuhs 1, 2, and 3 jump off their trays and head to the opening.]

Numbuh 4: Are you crazy? We'll never...

Me: LETS GO!

[Numbuh 5 grabs Numbuh 4 and they reach to safety before the milk wave crashes behind them. Sector V is safe, but are all soaking wet from the milk.]

Me: Boy that was some Milk-Nami!

Nico: And tasty!

Me: Yeah.

Numbuh 4: Okay, run this by me again. Why are we risking our lives to save Leaky Leona?!

Numbuh 3: [groans] Because she's got pretty hair, silly! [wrings out the milk from her hair]

Numbuh 4: Oh, come on! She's never done anything for us! We barely even know her! What are we gonna help her for?

Numbuh 5: [angrily grabs Numbuh 4 by the shirt] Because the last time Numbuh 5 didn't help someone kidnapped by the Delightful Children, they did somethin' she can't ever forgive! [throws back Numbuh 4 before storming off]

Me: Like what?

Numbuh 4: What? What did they do that was so bad?

Nico: I think I might know.

We looked at Numbuh 1.

Numbuh 1: They made me bald.

We gasped.

Numbuh 4: [shocked] Whoa...

Me: Now I'm glad we killed them.

Ashley (KND): Me too.

[Sector V continue on while Numbuh 4 stares in complete silence. The group makes it to another room which is the gymnasium.]

Numbuh 1: And this must be the gymnasium.

Me: Now Lynn would love this.

Numbuh 2: Well, that's not so bad, right? [accidently triggers a trap on the floor] At least we can see the exit.

[Suddenly, huge statues appear blocking the exit.]

Numbuh 1: Great! Now, how are we going to get past that?

Me: Wow!

Numbuh 4: Don't worry. [grabs a golden sphere] Gym is something I can handle.

Nico: Go for it!

Numbuh 5: No! Numbuh 4, don't!

[Numbuh 4 throws the sphere and destroys a statue.]

SMASH!

Me: Nice one!

Numbuh 4: There. Mission accomplished.

[Suddenly, the statues begin throwing boulders at Sector V.]

I punched the boulders and smashed them into pieces!

Numbuh 1: Make for the exit! Hurry!

Me: RUN!

[The group gets blocked by a wall of fire and statues continue throwing boulders at them.]

Numbuh 3: What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? [cries]

Numbuh 4: I told you. I can handle it.

[Numbuh 4 throws multiple golden spheres at the statues, destroying them one by one. Sector V cheers Numbuh 4 on as he continues to battle the statues with his dodgeball abilities. Numbuh 4 throws a sphere on the statue before it throws a boulder at him.]

Numbuh 3: Look out!

[The boulder rolls onto Numbuh 4 and crashes him into a wall. Sector V is concerned, but Numbuh 4 comes out unharmed. He throws the sphere onto a wall and sends the statues falling to the ground. The wall of fire disappears.]

I absorbed the fire.

Numbuh 4: Well, what are you waiting for? We got a kid to save! [heads for the exit]

Numbuh 5: Give the kid a couple of dodgeballs and suddenly he's a hero.

Me: Yep.

The group finds Leona tied up to a pillar. Numbuh 5 gasps.

Numbuh 5: Leona! Are you okay?

Me: Leona?

Numbuh 1: What happened?

Leaky Leona: (Elderly Voice) Please! You have to get me to the fountain

Numbuh 2: Fountain? What fountain?

Me: Fountain? Oh man!

[Sector V gasps in horror for they discovered an shocking surprise. Leona reveals herself to be an old, frail lady.]

Me: WHOA!

Leaky Leona: The Fountain of Youth!

Me: The Legendary Fountain of Youth!

May then puked.

Nico: (Pats her back)

Me: Leona? What happened?

Leaky Leona: Please! Get me to the Fountain of Youth!

Numbuh 5: Fountain of Youth?

Danica Metrois: The Fountain of Youth?

Me: The legendary fountain from St. Augustine, Florida that is said to provide the key to eternal life.

Numbuh 1: We could be ten years old forever.

Me: That is very cool

Numbuh 2: Sounds good to me.

Numbuh 362: Yeah.

Numbuh 4: What do you say, Numbuh 3?

Numbuh 3: You guys were right. I don't know where I got the idea that Leona was pretty. Ugh!

We untied her.

Numbuh 1: Guys, over here! Check this out.

[Numbuh 1 shows his teammates a sparkling fountain with magical water flowing in it.]

Me: (GASP) There it is!

Nico: The Legendary Fountain of Youth! It really IS REAL!

Eli: Incredible!

Numbuh 5: [carries Leona to the fountain] Now, we gotta get Leona there fast!

Nico: Lets go.

We brought her over to it and put her in.

[Sector V throws Leaky Leona into the fountain. She comes back out as a little girl again and Sector V stare in awe.]

Me: WHOA!

Nico: The legends are totally true!

Qin: WOW!

Numbuh 3: Oh, Leona! She's...she's...still kinda homely. [groans in disgust]

Numbuh 1: Hold on. If Leona needs the fountain to be young again, doesn't that mean she's really...

Leaky Leona: An adult? You're right, Nigel. 400 years ago, I stumbled upon this ancient school and found this fountain. By drinking its sparkling waters, I discovered that I could remain a kid forever. But s-sadly, the fountain's effects are temporary so I could never travel much farther than the school above. So, I relived the fourth grade moving from homeroom to homeroom all over again to hide my eternal ten-year-oldness. But it's been worth it to not have to grow up. It was my glorious-s secret until those Delightful Children ruined it. So from the bottom of my heart, thank you for saving me, Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Kids Next Door.

Me: The Delightful Children are dead now.

Ashley (KND): Yeah they are gone.

Camie: Good riddance. But this is amazing.

Zocks: (points Geardalinger at her) Don't. Try. Anything.

Numbuh 1: It's all right Zocks. She is not a threat. We helped reform her.

Me: Besides. We found one of the greatest discoveries in the history of the world. Leona we're so sorry this happened to you but believe me we are immortal ourselves.

Nico: It's true. We have lived for thousands of years.

Qin: Millions actually. Many of our friends have seen it all.

Wendy Sapphira: We sure have.

Leaky Leona: Yeah. But thank you guys.

Me: I'm sorry that you have to come back and forth to this fountain just to sustain yourself. But we can grant you eternal life and make you truly immortal.

Leaky Leona: You can?

Me: We actually have that kind of power.

Nico: It's true. J.D. granted true Immortality and Eternal Youth to Ra's Al Ghul.

Leaky Leona: I would like that.

Me: Awesome. (SNAPS FINGERS) Done.

Leaky Leona: Wow!

Maria: Maybe me and Carol should use the water to become kids for the remainder of the rescue.

Carol: We haven't been kids like that in a long time.

Nico: Go for it.

They went over and drank the water and then they shrunk and were back to when they were 10!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: Wow it really works!

Carter: That is amazing!

Carol: (Younger Voice) How do we look?

Me: See for yourselves.

I formed a mirror and Maria had a blue shirt and shorter brown hair and blue pants and Carol had a purple shirt and small purple skirt.

Carol: Cool!

Maria: (Younger Voice) WOW!

Nico: We're not done here yet.

Eli: Nope. Now all the Kids Next Door can be young forever.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Now everything that Father dreamed of for "Making Kids Grow Up" is all for Nothing.

Nico: Good. But he planned to kill all the kids anyway.

Eli: (Senses something) We got company!

We saw a figure come out and it was a black version of Plantapocalypse! It was ANOTHER PLANTAPOCALYPSE!

Nico: Whoa! Another Plantapocalypse!

Laney: Wow! This one is neat!

Camie: Yep.

Another Plantapocalypse: (In a girls voice) And it sure is awesome to be a plant.

Me: (Gasp) I had a feeling that Swartz would pick you for this one. Alexa Qinsington.

Another Plantapocalypse: It's good to see you again J.D.

Me: You too.

Nico: You know her?

Me: Yep. Alexa Qinsington Is a girl that loves plants and she is one of the best gardeners I've ever seen.

Nico: Cool!

Sougo: (gets out Zi O II Ridewatch) You might be a plant!

Rider Time! (Synthesizer tone) Kamen Rider~! (Rider~!) Zi-O! (Zi-O!) Zi-O~! II!

Geiz: (gets out Amazon Alpha Ridewatch) But we can still fight you!

Armor Time! Blood and go wild! Alpha! Amazon Alpha!

Sougo became Zi O II while Geiz got AmazonAlphaArmor.

Me: YEAH! Time for some action. Zayto would get a thrill out of this one. (ACTIVATES THE WEASEL'S RIDEWATCH) Sniff on these!

I fired a barrage of whoopee cushions and they hit Another Plantapocalypse and exploded and farted out ketchup all over!

Nico: NICE!

Maria: Lets see how this affected my powers. (ACTIVATES NEW WAVE'S RIDEWATCH)

(ORINOCO FLOW BY ENYA PLAYS)

Maria: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WATER SWIRLS AROUND HER)

Let me sail, let me sail
Let the Orinoco flow
Let me reach, let me beach
On the shores of Tripoli

Let me sail, let me sail
Let me crash upon your shore
Let me reach, let me beach
Far beyond the Yellow Sea

De-da, de-da, de
De-da, de-da, de

De-da, de-da, de
De-da, de-da, de

De-da, de-da, de

Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
From Bissau to Palau, in the shade of Avalon
From Fiji to Tyree and the Isles of Ebony
From Peru to Cebu, hear the power of Babylon
From Bali to Cali, far beneath the Coral Sea
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, up, adieu, ooh, ooh
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, up, adieu, ooh, ooh
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, up, adieu, oh
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
From the North to the South, Ebudæ unto Khartoum
From the deep Sea of Clouds to the Island of the Moon
Carry me on the waves to the lands I've never been
Carry me on the waves to the lands I've never seen
We can sail, we can sail with the Orinoco Flow
We can sail, we can sail
(Sail away, sail away, sail away)
We can steer, we can near
With Rob Dickins at the wheel
We can sigh, say goodbye Ross and his dependency
We can sail, we can sail
(Sail away, sail away, sail away)
We can reach, we can beach
On the shores of Tripoli
We can sail, we can sail
(Sail away, sail away, sail away)
From Bali to Cali, far beneath the Coral Sea
We can sail, we can sail
(Sail away, sail away, sail away)
From Bissau to Palau, in the shade of Avalon
We can sail, we can sail
(Sail away, sail away, sail away)
We can reach, we can beach
Far beyond the Yellow Sea
We can sail, we can sail
(Sail away, sail away, sail away)
From Peru to Cebu, hear the power of Babylon
We can sail, we can sail
(Sail away, sail away, sail away)
We can sail, we can sail
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away

She fired waves of water with intense power and they formed into a powerful battleship and smashed down Another Plantapocalypse!

Nico: YEAH!

Eli: Wow! That was awesome!

Nico: (gets out Kitty's Ridewatch) Don't forget this! (Activates it)

(ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK BY BILL HALEY PLAYS)

Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS MOTORCYCLES SWIRL AROUND HIM)

One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
Put your glad rags on and join me, hon'
We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'til broad daylight
We're gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight
When the clock strikes two, three and four
If the band slows down we'll yell for more
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'til broad daylight
We're gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight
When the chimes ring five, six and seven
We'll be right in seventh heaven
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'til broad daylight
We're gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight
When it's eight, nine, ten, eleven too
I'll be goin' strong and so will you
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'til broad daylight
We're gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight
When the clock strikes twelve, we'll cool off then
Start a rockin' round the clock again
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'til broad daylight
We're gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight

He danced and fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Me: ROCK ON!

Eli: YEAH!

Qin: Nothing beats the classics!

Carter: My turn!

Me: Go for it Carter.

Carter: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!

He transformed and he was ready!

Me: RIGHT ON! Lets see how the Ridewatches do hooked up to our weapons.

Carter: You got it.

Carter summoned his V-Lancer and hooked up Toyman's Ridewatch to it.

Me: Nice!

I summoned my V-Lancer and hooked up Lord Drakkon's ridewatch to it.

Me: LORD DRAKKON INFERNO FORCE BLAST!

I fired a huge inferno blast from my V-Lancer.

Carter: TOYMAN DODGEBALL AVALANCHE!

He fired a massive barrage of flaming dodgeballs and the blasts all hit Another Plantapocalypse and exploded!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!

Nico: WHOA! That was cool!

Eli: It sure was!

Me: That was great Carter!

Carter: Yeah it was!

Carter: Now to use my Ridewatch the regular way. (ACTIVATES TOYMAN'S RIDEWATCH)

He fired flaming dodgeballs and blasted down Another Plantapocalypse!

Me: OH YEAH!

Nico: YEAH!

But then a figure came out! And it was VYPEERA FROM EPISODE 3 OF DINO FURY!


Over 65 million years ago, Vypeera and the other Sporix Beasts invaded Rafkon, the home planet of Zayto. Though he and his fellow Knights of Rafkon fought hard, the Sporix ravaged Rafkon and removed all traces of life from the planet. The Sporix then turned their attention to Earth but Zayto and the remaining Knights had managed to escape Rafkon and tracked the Sporix Beasts to Earth where they engaged them in battle with the help of the dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures. Despite the Knights initially having the upper-hand against the Sporix, most of them grew enough in power over time to grow giant and force the Knights of Rafkon and their dinosaur allies to retreat. When all seemed lost however, the Morphin Masters arrived and bestowed the Morphin Grid's powers to Zayto and his followers, as the first Ancient Dino Fury Rangers which gave them the advantage they need to defeat the Sporix Beasts and seal them inside of their eggs.

When the other Sporix are accidentally released in the modern day during Void Knight's attack on Dinohenge, Vypeera's egg is amongst the Sporix that escape.

Vypeera's Sporix Cell is discovered by J-Borg near a paving site only to hatch into her Sporix Beast form and start attacking nearby civilians. J-Borg uses the Ranger Hotline to call the Dino Fury Rangers who teleport into the area to confront her. However, Vypeera uses the eyes on her chest to immobilize Zayto and attacks the frozen Ranger on the spot. Ollie and Amelia try to fight her but, due to her powers, they struggle to fight her without looking at her. Even though she is winning against the two, Vypeera retreats with Mucus after the latter finds a discarded camcorder and wants to use it for a greater plan.

Vypeera and Mucus set up a recording station on the roof of BuzzBlast where they hijack the website by sending out her own video. Anyone who looks at the video immediately freezes in place but Zayto, having been freed thanks to Solon, teleports in blindfolded. Using the Sonic Dino Key, Zayto enhances his hearing and attacks Vypeera, managing to hold his own before destroying her laptop and ending the broadcast. Angry that her plan is ruined, Vypeera sets her sights on destroying Zayto only for a morphed Ollie and Amelia to teleport in and defend their friend. Jumping off the rooftop, she grows into a giant so Zayto fights her in the T-Rex Champion Zord Battle Mode but struggles to hit her since he had to fight whilst covering his eyes. Thankfully, Solon deploys the Tricera Blade and Ankylo Hammer Zords and Ollie and Amelia hatch a plan to blind her chest-mounted eyes. Using the Zords, they creat rubble from the street and then, with a combination of the Hover and Reverse Dino Keys, succeed in covering Vypeera's chest eyes. They then form the new Dino Fury Megazord which Vypeera finds herself at the mercy of and is swiftly defeated by the Mega Slash, reverting back to her Sporix Cell form. The Rangers grab it before Void Knight could and place her back into the chest.

Later on, Vypeera's Sporix alongside Draknarok, Smashstone, the one Boomtower took, and Roostafa are seen in the containment unit when Slyther tries stealing them. He ultimately fails and her Sporix Egg remains in Dinohenge.


Me: VYPEERA! I remember you! You were causing mayhem by causing people to look into your eyes and freeze them in place and then seriously hurt them.

Vypeera: That's right J.D. Good memory.

Me: Been brushing up on watching Dino Fury to help us be prepared for the upcoming ambassador mission for the Dino Fury Rangers.

Vypeera: I see. Lets see how you do against me.

Me: Okay then. I don't need my eyes to deal with you. (Puts on a blindfold)

I then had my wolf ears appear.

Me: Nico you guys save Alexa. I'll face our Sporix friend here.

Vypeera: Can you believe we had to wait a year and a half to join the Masters of Evil?

Maria: Well, it doesn't hurt to be patient! We had to wait a whole year for the World Monsters after Nico made those fake version of the Super Sentai Worlds for the Tojtendo Dynasty to capture.

Nico: It's true.

Me: But we had to be patient for that. It's awesome that we get to test drive this.

Vypeera: It sure is. HENGEMEN!

She summoned an army of Hengemen!

Camie: Whoa! Who are they?

Me: The Hengemen. They are the footsoldiers of Dino Fury.

Xenia: Whoa!

Me: Yep.

I slashed them with my scythe and shattered them all over.

Me: The Void Knight had one helluva nasty surprise when he brought his wife back.

Vypeera: I heard! What a shock that she would turn on him like that.

Me: Yeah no shit!

I slashed Vypeera and then she slashed at me and I dodged her strikes.

Vypeera: Wow! You are good J.D.

Me: Had lots of training.

Nico: (to Maria) I guess I can call you my little sister right now.

Maria: You sure can Nico!

May: That's true.

Vypeera: That is amazing that you guys found the Fountain of Youth.

Me: It sure is. We were shown by Jorgen a view into another universe and we saw that it was really real in Ben's time. And we went to see if it was true for Nigel and his friends. And now we know it's REALLY real.

Vypeera: That is so awesome.

Nico: Yep.

Maria: Yeah it's true.

Me: And I'm guessing that Vypra has already started recruiting some of the Dino Fury Monsters into the M.O.E.

Vypeera: She sure has. It's awesome too.

Me: Neat! We got some of the team signed up for them too.

I fired blades of energy and slashed Vypeera and then she EXPLODED!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

She was dead!

Me: Yeah!

Nico: First time ever for me to say this. Vypeera you have failed this planet!

Eli: Yep.

Eli picked up the Sporix Egg and put it in a containment pod.

Me: Now where were we? Oh right.

We turned to face Another Plantapocalypse!

Another Plantapocalypse: That was so cool!

Nico: It sure was. First Sporix of many.

May: Now, where were we?

Me: I said that already May.

May: Sorry.

Qin: Yeah.

Then we saw a black figure appear and it was ELEMENTAL HERO RAINBOW DARK NEOS!

Twilight Sparkle: Whoa is that!?

Me: Elemental HERO Rainbow Dark Neos! Wow!

Rainbow Dark Neos: (In a girls voice) That's right.

Nico: Whoa! Taniya Huntsville! Wow!

Rainbow Dark Neos reverted back and she was a girl with black hair and rainbow clothes and had pitch black angel wings.

Taniya Huntsville: It's good to see you again Nico. I got this.

She formed a rainbow ring in her hands.

Taniya fired a rainbow energy blast and it hit Another Plantapocalypse and she was down and she reverted back. I caught the ridewatch and purified it and went over to Alexa. She was a girl with green hair and green eyes and had green clothes with a sunflower on the shirt and had a gardening apron on.

I picked her up.

Alexa Qinsington: (GROANS) What a headache.

Me: You're back to normal now.

Alexa Qinsington: Thank goodness.

Vypra then appeared.

Vypra: Hey guys!

Me: Hey Vypra. Got your little Sporix friend you sent us. That was awesome trying it out.

Vypra: Glad you liked it. We've already started recruited them.

Nico: It was awesome.

Vypra: I'm glad though.

Me: Waiting a whole year and a half to 2 years really was worth the effort to test this out Vypra.

Vypra: It sure was. I'm glad.

Nico: We all are.

Eli gave the egg back to Vypra.

Vypra: Thanks Eli.

Eli: Anytime.

She teleported back.

Carter: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Taniya Huntsville: I have a lot of them but my favorite is we were in science class and we did a project on black light and how it worked and we got an A+ on it. We had a great time on that one.

Qin: I remember that. That was awesome.

Nico: It sure was.

Nico and Taniya hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you Taniya.

Taniya Huntsville: Me too Nico.

Then Carol and Maria reverted back to normal age.

Maria: Looks like I'm my normal age again.

Carol: Me too.

Me: Legends says that it only is temporary. But it's cool we proved it.

Qin: We sure did.

Xenia: This was fun.

Himiko: It sure was awesome.

Laney: Yeah and as an added bonus we got to face one of the Sporix.

Qin: Yeah we sure did.

Me: Yep.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Saber Kamen Riders, Anatankha, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang and Mack Hartford are heading to the world of the 1991 film, The Runestone, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the three girls here, but we're also going to destroy the Norse beast, Fenrir.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in the world of the 1991 film, The Runestone, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the three girls here, but we're also going to destroy the Norse beast, Fenrir.

Me: I remembered my Dad seeing this movie long ago, and that Fenrir's release from the stone would bring about Ragnarok, the end of the world, and that's really terrifying.

Nico: And according to the Norse legends, the only one who can destroy Fenrir is Tyr, the Norse god of War, who is prophesied to return to fight the creature, and Jacob was being haunted by terrifying nightmares of what is to come, and his family explained his dreams through the stories from Norse legend, and Tyr fighting Fenrir was one of those dreams.

Lincoln: And we got to put a stop to Fenrir before it brings about Ragnarok, and thanks for joining us, Mack.

Mack Hartford: You're welcome, Lincoln, this is going to be awesome.

Suddenly, something appeared on Hilary Thestalos' right arm, it was the kanjis for Fire, Earth, Wind, Thunder, Water, and Dark, and the Wind Kanji was glowing.

Hilary Thestalos: And there's another Gene-Slammer here, Lincoln, it's Varie Raiza.

Lincoln: Varie's here, awesome.

Nico: But, how did you know about that?

Hilary Thestalos: You see, Charlene and I weren't the only one who got Gene-Slammed into one of the Monarch Duel Monsters by Team Rocket, Varie Raiza got Gene-Slammed into Raiza the Storm Monarch, Gina Granmorg got Gene-Slammed into Granmorg the Earth Monarch, Nika Zaborg got Gene-Slammed into Zaborg the Thunder Monarch, Leina Mobius got Gene-Slammed into Mobius the Frost Monarch, Darcy Erebus got Gene-Slammed into Erebus the Underworld Monarch, Dawn Ehther got Gene-Slammed into Ehther the Heavenly Monarch, Luna Angmarl got Gene-Slammed into Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch, Raven Delg got Gene-Slammed into Delg the Dark Monarch, and Alina Kuraz got Gene-Slammed into Kuraz the Light Monarch.

We were stunned.

Me: Whoa, now that's really incredible.

Lincoln: Which means not only are we going to run into Selene's sisters, but we'll run into the other Monarch Gene-Slammers, awesome.

?: HEEEEELLLLLP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of three girls calling for help, along with the sound of an inhuman roar. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the three girls, but they've been cornered by Fenrir and it's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the three girls, but they've been cornered by Fenrir and it's going to kill them.

?: (Girl's voice) That ruthless savage beast!

?: (Girl's voice) Let's rip it in two!

Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monsters, Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate and Raiza the Storm Monarch appear before us.

Nico: Whoa, Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate and Raiza the Storm Monarch, awesome two-for-one!

Selene Emperyous: And I knew that was you, Vorya.

Lincoln: And I also knew it was you, Varie Raiza, but we'll talk later, time to save the world from the Norse Ragnarok.

We rushed over and before Fenrir could claim its next victims, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Fenrir, and that allows the three girls to get to safety inside a rainbow energy field created by Lincoln to protect them from the beastly wolf, and when Fenrir saw us, he was furious and roared at us.

Lincoln: You give Froze the Fenrir and all wolves and werewolves a bad name, and now, we're going to stop you once and for all!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Timmy transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celestial Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Magical Fairy Wolf Justice and Celestial Fairy Magic Hope and he had his large Lupus' Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and Eye of Lupus steel orb ready, Mack Hartford, Timmy's friends, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered their massive swords and we transformed, and we went after Fenrir, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Vorya fired blasts of darkness and Varie Raiza fired gusts of wind at Fenrir, and it made him angrier than ever. But, then, the tips of Lincoln's eleven massive and long white werewolf tails turned into a proboscis similar to a mosquito's, and he stabs Fenrir in the chest and he began sucking up its blood and insides, leaving Fenrir's skin as a shell, and then, an energy card appeared in Lincoln's large left hand with Fenrir's soul inside it, and when the Judgement Kanji appeared, it was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and powered down, and the proboscis tips on Lincoln's tails changed back to normal.

Lincoln: That's it for you, you monster. (To Vorya Emperyous and Varie Raiza) And it's so good to see you again, Vorya Emperyous and Varie Raiza.

Vorya Emperyous reverted back to normal, and she was a beautiful girl with long flowing midnight black hair, purple eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she had massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings, and she was dressed in a sleeveless midnight black dress top, long midnight black skirt with the Sephiroth Tree of Life on it, midnight black pants, midnight black knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and angels on the coattails and Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate on the back and holstered on her back is a large Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate-themed greatsword with Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black angel wings for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black angel wings and a large purple gem below the angel wings for the pommel.

And Varie Raiza reverted back to normal, and she was a beautiful girl with short neck-length green hair, sky blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has the Wind Kanji on her forehead and massive and beautiful green angel wings and she reigned in the power of Raiza the Storm Monarch, and she was dressed in a sleeveless green closed blouse, sleeveless green top, green skirt, green pants, green legwarmers, green sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with winds on the coattails and Raiza the Storm Monarch on the back and holstered on her back is a large Raiza the Storm Monarch-themed greatsword with Raiza the Storm Monarch etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large green angel wings for the crossguard, large sky blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large green angel wings and a large aqua sky gem below the angel wings for the pommel.

Vorya Emperyous: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's good to see you, Selene and Zaina.

Varie Raiza: Same with you and Charlene as well, Hilary.

Hilary Thestalos: You too, Varie.

Selene Emperyous: Same here, Vorya.

Lincoln went up to Vorya Emperyous and Varie Raiza and he hugged them both and they also hugged him back, and Vorya Emperyous and Varie Raiza were very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces went even deeper when they saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice and seeing the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Zaina Emperyous: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 10-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails, that's really new.

Varie Raiza: Yeah, you can land an airplane on that more wider and more muscular back, squash a melon with those quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Nico: Whoa, Linc, you know these two girls?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, the first girl is Vorya Emperyous, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and the third born of the Emperyous Sisters, and she's the goth girl of the group. She has incredible powers over darkness and she can even bring peoples' worst nightmares to life. She can even terrify them so badly that they can wind up in a nuthouse for years.

Selene Emperyous: Yep, she even has the admiration and love of Lucy and her friends, and she also hates STERN FERN with a merciless vengeance.

We gasped.

Lynn: And I still remembered what Vorya did to that fat cow that really scared her. But, we'll hear that later on.

Lincoln: And the rest of you are going to like it. And the second girl is Varie Raiza, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and my classmate from cooking classes and she works at a local windmill that is also a hidden kitchen where she works on awesome foods and recipes that are awesome. She also hates and loathes Flip with a vengeance and wants nothing more than to make that cheapskate pay with his life.

Nico: Uh oh, so we got two revelations coming up: one about Stern Fern and another about Flip.

Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared around Vorya Emperyous' neck and Varie Raiza's neck with colored gems on the gold thunderbolt links and colored crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha which merged with their Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love, and their new Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love appeared on their necks.

Vorya Emperyous and Varie Raiza: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're part of harem and my many future wives, Vorya and Varie.

Vorya Emperyous and Varie Raiza had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around the girls' waists and they wrapped their left and right arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to their faces and kissed them each passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the three girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The three girls are Casca and Charlotte from Berserk and Buchi from Phoenix: Karma Chapter.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Casca and Charlotte from Berserk and Buchi from Phoenix: Karma Chapter.

Nicole: Ooh, now those are among my favorite list of anime, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Casca: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Casca and the other two girls saw who it was that saved them from Fenrir, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird and Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white werewolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Casca: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you both.

Then, Lincoln made two clones of himself, and he and the two clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Casca: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, three Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Casca, Charlotte, and Buchi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Fenrir, the villain from The Runestone.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating him up and Lincoln killing him by transforming the tips of his eleven werewolf tails into proboscis tips and he sucked up Fenrir's blood and guts and left its skin and he sent its soul to The Black Gates, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln, Vorya Emperyous, and Varie Raiza have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.

Maria: Wow, this was an awesome two-for-one rescue, not only did we meet the next of Selene's sisters, but we also met another Monarch Gene-Slammer.

Lincoln: And Hilary and Charlene told us about the other Monarch Gene-Slammers, so we'll run into them as well.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: This is really going to be awesome seeing two Gene-Slammers on your rescue, Linc.

Lincoln: This happened on rare occasions when we saw more than one of my Guardian Angels on my rescues, Nico. Remember when we met Jackie Wren and the Atlantis Sisters?

Me: You got that right, and that was one of those many rare occasions.

Nicholette Torrington: You said it.


After killing Fenrir, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 900,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Vorya Emperyous and Varie Raiza saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and even doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Vorya Emperyous: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever.

Varie Raiza: He's even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Vorya Emperyous: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Vorya, Varie, what are the horrible revelations you have on Stern Fern and Flip?

Vorya Emperyous: Let me go first, and you're going to wish you killed her. One time Lynn was practicing hockey, and that fat cow, Stern Fern broke all her hockey equipment and she even broke both of Lynn's legs. I got really mad at this cruel act and I made sure that fat cow regretted that completely. I used my powers of darkness and made her worst fear come to life: it was MURDEROUS CANNIBALS! They scared her so badly and horrifically that she went to a nuthouse with a really bad damaged mind and I vowed that if she ever saw Stern Fern again she would make sure that they WILL BE REAL and they will EAT HER!

We gasped.

Nico: That fat bad-tempered cow!

Lynn: I still remember that day all too well, and after Vorya scared Fern with that, she called Lincoln and the others, who came and took me to the hospital. Mom wanted to press charges on her, but due to what Vorya did, she thought she'd learn her lesson, but Fern didn't.

Lincoln: She deserves to rot in ADX Florence for the rest of her life, but if she dares to get out, the one thing waiting for her is The Black Gates, what that bad-tempered cow did in breaking your hockey equipment and your legs proves she's just a monster bitch!

Me: My words exactly. She is completely out of control.

Nico: Yeah!

Varie Raiza: If she dares to get out, that's going to be what awaits her. Now, for me, I was busy at the local windmill and hidden kitchen, but then, I found out Flip was trying to going to try and use the windmill for another scheme to kidnap and kill the Loud Family via the windmill's blades. I got so mad at that cheapskate, I fired massive blasts of wind at Flip and sent him back to jail, where he got yet another life sentence added to his sentence. I called Lincoln and the others and when they found out, the family went down to the prison and beat the crap out of Flip, and J.D. also stomped on his groin hard with spiked cleats.

Nico and the rest of the team cheered wildly.

Nico: Now, that was really awesome! Plus, nice one with stomping on Flip's groin with spiked cleats, J.D.

Me: Thank Lynn for that one, she had them saved for Flip, in case he got busted again.

Tanjiro Kamado: If that cheapskate thinks he can get away with what he wants, he's got another thing coming.

Lincoln: Easy, Tanjiro, we already have him being humiliated for life, and with that curse I put on him and the other jerks, he won't be getting a single coin ever.

Nezuko Kamado: That's right, and after what happened with Icky Vicky's escape, we doubled our security at Lynn's Table.

Nico: And if they try to escape, they're going to get mashed into paste if they so much as try to escape from their punishment!

Lincoln: And looking at the number of times Flip and Lewis Travolta had run from the cops, we had to take no chances with those two, Lewis Travolta's skipped out on paying his tab and Flip has caused enough trouble to us and Dad for an entire lifetime, now they're reaping the consequences for their selfish, greedy, stupid ways.

Eli: You said it.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Molly McGee, and Andrea Davenport are heading to Gloomy Galleon for their first beach date.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and rainbow flames coming off the swim trunks, orange sandals, his jewelry, gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Molly McGee and Andrea Davenport were dressed in two-piece bikinis, sandals, jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we also found out that Lincoln had saved Molly and Andrea from a bunch of ghosts that wanted revenge on us for what we did to the old Ghost Council, but Lincoln had sent them to The Black Gates after they were found guilty by the new Ghost Council, and Lincoln was one of those members of the new Ghost Council.

Molly McGee: Wow, so this is Gloomy Galleon.

Lincoln: Yep, and it's perfect for our first beach date, girls. Shall we?

Andrea Davenport: Of course, and I...

Lincoln: There's no need to apologize, Andrea. Drakus told us of what happened after he and the X-Squad told us of your conversation with them last year, so it's water under the bridge.

Lincoln, Molly McGee, and Andrea dived in and they also saw the inhabitants there. They also had a swimming race, and they also had a lot of fun, and they got to the surface and they had a game of volleyball and Molly McGee and Andrea Davenport got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush when they saw him lift up a 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbell he summoned. Then, they had some lunch, and then, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to Molly McGee and Andrea Davenport, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the girls wrap their left arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and they placed their right hands on the massive wide and muscular left pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and they shared a passionate and romantic kiss, and then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face and massive and muscular upper body.

Nico: Hey, Linc, how was your date?

Lincoln: It was so awesome, Nico. We went to Gloomy Galleon.

Molly McGee: For our first beach date, might we add, and we had a blast.

Me: That's awesome.

Twilight Sparkle: And I'm also glad you girls are now part of Linky's harem.

Andrea Davenport: Thanks, Twilight, and we were really glad Lincoln saved us from those ghost who were still loyal to the old Ghost Council to kill us.

Me: Seems like there's still those who supported the old Ghost Council.

Lincoln: Not to worry, we've been finding them all over The Underworld and Ghost Zone, and we've been sending them to The Black Gates for their crimes.

Just then, Becky Long came in, and she had with her a beaker and inside was some kind of mixture.

Lincoln: Hey, Becky, what's that?

Becky Long: This is something I've been working on for over six and a half years: I've developed a powerful muscle growth formula, but it's also infused with advanced nanomachine technology that won't be seen until 3,000 years later, and I also added in muscle growth stimulants and other muscle stimulants to this, and once consumed, it'll not only give the person a hardened musculoskeletal system and hardened muscular system, but it'll also enhance the person's immense superhuman strength, superhuman flexibility, superhuman speed, superhuman durability, superhuman stamina, superhuman senses, superhuman dexterity, superhuman reflexes, superhuman regeneration, and elemental powers and base powers infinite-fold and beyond.

We were stunned.

Nico: Is that even...?!

Lincoln: For someone like Becky, it is, Nico.

Becky Long: And...I developed this for you, Linky. After all those times you've been beaten up and stabbed by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, I couldn't stand to see you like that.

This got to Lincoln and all of us.

Lincoln: Becky...

Lincoln walked up to Becky Long and he cupped his large right hand on her right cheek, and she then lifted her head up, and he then felt tears on his large right hand, and he wiped her tears.

Lincoln: So, that's why you spent six and a half years on this project.

Lincoln leaned his head down and he gently kissed her and she returned it. Then, she offered him the beaker with her formula, and he drank it. Suddenly, Lincoln felt a powerful heat rush through him, and he felt the formula's effects, as his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up, and not only was he gaining an astronomically infinite power and energy boost, but the formula also gave Lincoln a hardened musculoskeletal system and a hardened muscular system, and it enhanced his infinite and immense superhuman strength, superhuman flexibility, superhuman speed, superhuman durability, superhuman stamina, superhuman senses, superhuman dexterity, superhuman reflexes, superhuman regeneration, and elemental powers and powers infinite-fold and beyond.

Lincoln: Whoa, that felt incredible!

Lisa took out an X-Ray machine, and we saw the nanomachines were then merging with Lincoln's red blood cells and musculoskeletal system and muscular system, and his body was really getting quite an upgrade.

Nico: Holy crap!

Becky Long: Those six and a half years of hard work on this really worked! It worked!

Lincoln then went up to Becky Long and he hugged her waist in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and she wrapped her left arm around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and she placed her right hand on Lincoln's massive wide and muscular left pec, and they shared a passionate and romantic kiss.

Lincoln: Thank you, Becky.

Becky Long: You're welcome, Linky.

We had tears in our eyes and smiles on our faces.

Nico: This is one of the most awesome acts of a person's true love displayed ever!

Me: This is way too awesome.

Becky Long: And don't think Lincoln's going to be the only one.

Becky Long gave all of us beakers full of her formula and we drank them, and we felt a powerful heat rush through us, and we felt the formula's effects, as our rainbow energy auras with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up, and not only were we gaining an astronomically infinite power and energy boost, but the formula also gave us hardened musculoskeletal systems and hardened muscular system, and it enhanced our infinite and immense superhuman strength, superhuman flexibility, superhuman speed, superhuman durability, superhuman stamina, superhuman senses, superhuman dexterity, superhuman reflexes, superhuman regeneration, and elemental powers and powers infinite-fold and beyond.

Nico: Damn, that's one impressive formula!

Lincoln: The six and a half years of work she put into it was worth it.

Becky Long: And only I know of it, so if any villain dares to try and kidnap me, they will suffer the consequences.

Eli: You got that right.


At the table we saw Starfire and Tara having huge Bowls of Borscht.

Plankton: So THIS is borscht.

Me: Yep. It's cold beet soup.

Nico: Tommy Pickles said that it tastes like glue. And his grandfather on his moms side was eating it for over 70 years.

Me: Wow.

Xenia: Yeah.

Tsunade: It's supposed to be good for you too.

Me: It sure is Lady Hokage. Russia makes really awesome borscht.

Anastasia Nikolaevna: Yeah and it is part of my country.

Nico: Yep.

Plankton: So what are you gonna do with so much of it?

Me: Starfire and Tara are having a contest to see who can eat the most. Surprisingly Starfire loves Borscht.

Starfire: I do and I had it when I first met Red Star.

Red Star: (Russian Accent) It's true. Starfire loves Russian food very well.

Me: Wow.

Tsunade: Let the contest begin!

They got to eating and they were guzzling and drinking the borscht like there was no tomorrow.

They already guzzled down 20 bowls of it!

Me: WHOA!

Eli: They are eating and eating and eating it all over.

Me: I've had Borscht in my travels all over the world and it is good stuff.

Camie: Neat.

Starfire was on Bowl 75 and Tara was on bowl 30.

Dirge: Who's winning right now?

Me: Starfire is.

The contest ended.

Me: And with 100 bowls down the winner is Starfire!

Qin: YEAH!

Starfire: I am full of Borscht!

Qin: Boy Starfire you sure love Borscht.

Tara: Yeah she sure does. How in the world does she eat so much?

Me: Tamaraneans have 9 stomachs.

Camie: 9 Stomachs!? Whoa!

Sunset Shimmer: That means nine times the food level.

Me: Yeah it's true.

Tara: (STOMACH GRUMBLES) UH OH!

She ran to the bathroom and then we heard her having a NASTY NUMBER 2!

Qin: Uh oh.

Blades: You know your Orca Whale form can get that out easily, right?

Tara: I know. MAN! That feels better.

She cleaned up and then came out after washing her hands.

Nico: Feel better Tara?

Tara: Yeah. Man Starfire you are amazing at eating all that Borscht.

Starfire: Oh it was delicious.

Me: It sure is.

Nico: Yep. Now it's time for us to get ready for our next mission. We found another awesome food planet.

Me: Ooh is it edible?

Eli: It sure is and it's going to be interesting.

Bone Chompy was eating some of the leftover Borscht.

Nico: Looks like Bone Chompy likes Borscht.

Camie: He sure does.

Me: Spyro are Chompys vegetarian or omnivorous?

Spyro: They pretty much eat anything so they are omnivorous.

Linka: I can't believe one took a bite out of my leg.

Camie: Ouch!

Qin: Yikes! That really hurt though.

Aylene C.: Yeah it did.

Then Kangor, Cluemaster, Dr. Destiny, Vortex, Xiao Fung, Whirlwind, Mirror Master, Control Freak, Deadwood, Black Lance, Marzo, Evil Desert Man, Megavolt, Weather Report, Ludo, Yost Vulture, Evil Wind Man, Thunderhoof,,

Chameleon and Superfriends Captain Cold appeared.

Kangor: (Jamaican Accent) Can me, Cluemaster, Dr. Destiny, Vortex, Xiao Fung, Whirlwind, Mirror Master, Control Freak, Deadwood, and Black Lance come, mon?

Marzo: Me, Evil Desert Man, Megavolt, Weather Report, Ludo, Yost Vulture, Evil Wind Man, Thunderhoof,, Chameleon and Superfriends Captain Cold will come too

Nico: Yes you all sure can come with us.

Cluemaster: How did you guys like fighting your first ever Dino Fury Monster?

Me: It was awesome!

Cornelia: Boy that was cool. Next time I'll come with Nico to get a jumpstart on it too before my big mission.

Nico: Good idea Cornelia.

Cluemaster: Well we got lots of Sporix for you all.

Nico: Awesome.

Chill Bill: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Right the Mandatory Question. How about one for uhh. J.D. do you have any ideas?

Me: I think I have one.

I pulled out a card and it was for Eanoc, Sentry of the Ghoti.

Nico: Ooh Eanoc, Sentry of the Ghoti. Good choice.

Qin: That's a scary one. Looks like an alien manta ray.

Xenia: It sure does.

Laney: Yeah. But it's neat.

Dr. Destiny: I have a feeling that we're gonna see the return of the Ambassador missions in a week.

Megavolt: It's about time!

Nico: I KNOW! About damn time!

Me: And all we have is Cornelia's missions left to wrap up the year.

Xenia: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye and the red iris of Lynn's Third Eye of The Buddha glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was: the figure was none other than Lincoln's old enemy, Dustin Keystone, the very monster who's bullied and tried to kill Lincoln to slake his thirst for blood and revenge long ago and also murdered Mia Addison's parents in cold blood long ago, and after what Lincoln did to Dustin Keystone seventeen days ago by stripping him of his powers that're given to him by The Hom Dai and making him mortal again and what he and the Earthbound Immortal Gene-Slammers have done in taking down the other seventeen villains and recruited them into The Masters of Evil, it's pissed him off so badly, his mind's now completely gone, and now, all he's focused on is revenge on Lincoln and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and The Masters of Evil. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, Lynn, is Dustin Keystone finally on the move?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico.

Lynn: And what Lincoln did to Dustin Keystone seventeen days ago by stripping him of his powers that he'd gotten because of The Hom Dai and making him mortal again and what he and the other Earthbound Immortal Gene-Slammers have done in taking down the other seventeen villains and recruited them into The Masters of Evil, it's pissed him off so badly, his mind's now completely gone, and now, all he's focused on is revenge on Lincoln and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and The Masters of Evil.

We gasped in shock.

Me: Oh...

Eli: Shit!

Nico: Dustin's now gone completely off the rails! That fucking bastard! But, it's been a long time coming, now, he's finally going to get what he fucking deserves for bullying, torturing, and trying to kill you all those years ago, Lincoln, and for what he and his fuckweed parents did in murdering Mia Addison's parents as well.

Demona Wendollstein: And he's never ever coming back, Nico. In fact!

Emily LeRou: Say no more, Demona, we're also joining in on this fight, and he's going to know what happens when he dares threaten the life of the man we're all going to be engaged to in the future, and he's going to suffer in the slowest and cruelest way imaginable for bullying, torturing, and trying to kill Lincoln to slake his thirst for blood and revenge!

Mia Addison: I should've continued to beat him to death, but if I did that, he'd be sent to Hell, and he could be brought back from the dead.

Lincoln: That's not going to happen, Mia. This time, Dustin's getting The Black Gates, and this time, he's never going to return again, we're going to make him suffer infinite-fold in the bloodiest fashion imaginable and rip him to shreds!

Nico: Now, you're talking, Linc. I can't wait to see that asshole suffer for this. Alright, gang, let's go, we got another food planet to explore.

Lincoln: And with another food planet, there's bound to be another villain waiting for us there. And once this mission is complete, you're next, Dustin Keystone, and this time, there's no way you're ever coming back again to try and kill me, and as for what you said about my future wives, I'm going to rip your tongue right out of your mouth and burn it right in front of you!

Me: Yeah, we all heard what he said about your harem, Linc.

Nico: And that's what I call going way too far, that bastard doesn't have any manners whatsoever!

Lincoln: He's never even known about manners since the day he was born to those parents of his, all he and his family have ever known was hatred and cruelty, they're a bunch of nihilistic, murderous, evil, bloodthirsty assholes. But, now we're going to end the Keystone family line for good, and Dustin will soon be joining his evil parents and the rest of his family in The Black Gates.

Everyone: And this time, you're never coming back, Dustin Keystone!

Gulper: I hope this is a soda planet!

Nico: Me too. But at least it's edible. Lets head out.

We went to the ship and we were off.


The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.

Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7031.5: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to another awesome food planet and our mission is to see what this world is like and battle any enemies there.

Eli: I have a feeling this will be awesome.

Kahlia of The Vast: It sure will be.

Xiao Fung: Nico, you can take your time with finalising the backup core members.

Ludo: We're in no rush.

Nico: Okay then.

Me: It'll give me some time to come up with new combinations for Timaeus, Hermos and Critias.

Nico: Good idea.

I was looking over my cards and analyzing them and writing down notes.

Me: (In my head) Mm-hmm. Interesting.

I was working hard.

Swift Foot: I see the planet!

Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.

Nico: On screen.

We saw that we were at a green and orange planet and it looked amazing and cool.

Nico: Lets engage the landing.

We got to landing and then we got out and we saw that the planet was a world of carrots! It had ginormous numbers of carrots that were massive! There were carrots as big as huge trees, carrots of many sizes on the ground and more!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: It's a planet made of Carrots!

Mirror Master: There are carrots everywhere!

Evil Wind Man: This isn't a bad thing.

Jared: Now THIS is my kind of planet!

Bugs Bunny: Wow! I love this planet!

Buster Bunny: Me too!

Babs Bunny: Same here!

Me: Wow!

Warren Loud: This is so awesome!

Ed: Carrots are good for your eyes, but can it dial a phone?

Eddy: Shut up Ed.

Koichi: Only one way to find out!

He picked one and ate it and it was good.

Eddy: Koichi, Ed was being an idiot like always.

Koichi: Oh. But these carrots are amazing.

Bugs and the rabbits ate numerous carrots and then they were stuffed!

Nico: Wow! You guys are full.

Xenia: Yep.

Black Lance: The Rabbids are eating some too!

Superfriends Captain Cold: I knew they would.

Me: They are rabbit creatures essentially.

Qin: Yep.

Eli made a bowl of awesome carrot soup.

Eli: Mmm! Carrot soup.

Bai Tza: Muriel ate an experimental carrot and she was going to explode when she got to the size of a farmhouse.

Courage: Don't remind me of that one.

Francesca: Yeah that was crazy.

Eli: Boy that must've been crazy. (Senses something) Uh oh!

Slobber Trap: These carrots sure are tasty!

Nico: They sure are.

Eli: Guys I sense big trouble here.

Me: What is it Eli?

Eli: I'm afraid Rey is not going to like this one.

Rey: (British Accent) Is it a Sith Lord here?

Eli: Yes but it's one you are not going to like seeing. It's the dark version of you Rey.

We gasped in shock!

Me: Dark Rey is here!?

Xenia: Oh man!

Camie: Uh oh!

Tsuyu: Remind me again who she is?

Me: She's what would have happened if Palpatine corrupted her and got her seduced by the dark side of the Force.

Eli: Yep.

Chameleon: Didn't you guys face her on one of Nico's rescues?

Deadwood: I think that's the case.

Me: Yes we did but something is telling me that this version of Dark Rey is dangerous.

Eli: Yes she is that dangerous.

Qin: Oh boy.

Camie: We'll merge her counterpart with this one.

Runabout: Let's finish up these carrots first.

Me: Okay.

We got to eating them and they were awesome and yummy.

Nico: Man awesome carrots.

Me: Don't eat too many of them. Don't want to turn orange like how Arnold did.

Qin: Oh right.

Thunderhoof: Forgot about that.

Control Freak: Which video game monster should I bring out this time?

Nicole: How about one that's from Star Wars since we're here and I got just the one. The Wompa.

Control Freak: Good choice.

He summoned The Wompa from Super Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back!

Qin: YEAH!

Xenia: Awesome!

Slugfest: Nice choice!

Nicole: Thanks.

Qin: That was a tough one too.

Nico: It sure was.

Laney: Yep.

Eli: If Dark Rey wants a fight (Ignites Lightsaber) Then she will get oone.

Rey: You really are strong enough to beat her Eli.

Me: Eli does have that awesome amount of skill too.

Xenia: He sure does.

Anakin: He learned so much from the Jedi.

Obi-Wan: He has come a long way in his skills.

Eye Scream: Yoda should go against Dark Rey too.

Yoda: Powerful Dark Rey is but taken lightly she should not.

Qin: I agree. Dark Rey is a force of nature.

Nico: She sure is.

Laney: I agree too.

Lola: Yeah. Dark Rey is a powerful force to be reckoned with.

Camie: Yeah.

Weather Report: That might be true.

Vortex: But Yoda IS the best Jedi Master.

Me: He is. Grandmaster Yoda is a powerful force to be reckoned with.

Nico: That's right. He is.

Me: Either way you look at it we have a Sith to take down.

Eli: We sure do.

Yost Vulture came back.

Yost Vulture: She's behind that hill to the north about 45 klicks.

Qin: Then we need to get over there.

Beastbox: Entrance time! Oh, and Takeru? You and Onua get to shine today.

Onua: Sweet!

Takeru: Yeah!

Nico: Lets go!

We were off.

Dark Rey was meditating. Then the spirits of the Elemental Masters of Wind appeared and orbited around her and then converged and then..

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off above her and a Phoenix cry was heard and we came out.

Me: Dark Rey. So we finally meet.

Dark Rey: (British Accent) You will pay for what you did to my grandfather.

Me: We'll see about that.

Eli ignited his lightsaber.

Dark Rey: You will know the power of the Dark Side.

Cluemaster: That won't happen.

Evil Desert Man: Because you're going down.

Takeru: Big time!

Nico: And it won't be pretty.

Zenkaigan! (Drum line) Kengou hakken kyoshou ni ohsama samurai bouzu ni sniper! Dai~ Hen~ge~! (Yay!)

HE donned his awesome Rainbow Ghost form!

Qin: YEAH!

Xenia: Awesome.

Eli then clashed with her and they were really going at each other.

Then out came Trap Jaw, Beast Man, Unicorn, Hsi Wu, Shendu, Mummy, Killer Shrike, Plastique, Girder, Multiplex, Evil Butane Man, Wolvertoon, Strikning, Liquidator, Tenaya 7, Technicolor Phantoms, SHS Carnage, Genbu, Don Octavio, and Hot Rodney.

Nico: Trap Jaw, Beast Man, Unicorn, Hsi Wu, Shendu, Mummy, Killer Shrike, Plastique, Girder, Multiplex, Evil Butane Man, Wolvertoon, Strikning, Liquidator, Tenaya 7, Technicolor Phantoms, SHS Carnage, Genbu, Don Octavio, and Hot Rodney..

Qin: Awesome!

Trap Jaw: So, did you guys like fighting your first Sporix Beast?

May: We sure did!

Me: Yeah it was awesome!

Beast Man: Glad to hear it.

Unicorn: And there's plenty more where that came from.

Me: Nice!

Killer Shrike: (to Nico) We heard you found the Fountain of Youth.

Nico: We sure did and it was awesome.

Mummy: Did any of you guys drink it?

Maria: Me and Carol did and it was awesome.

Qin: Yep.

Mummy: Wow.

Deadwood: Well, since I'm here, you guys might as well have a second round with me.

Nico: Awesome!

Qin: But you already have a usual battle.

Deadwood: I know. But it's my turn today for the ranger battle.

Qin: Oh.

We got the usual battles underway.


Sydney Burlington, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Bone Chompy and Broccoli Guy VS Trap Jaw - Nico's Rescue and Finding The Fountain of Youth


Trap Jaw was first.

Trap Jaw: (to Sydney) Nico's rescue was finding the Fountain of Youth. Did anyone become kids there?

Sydney: Maria and Carol turned young again. They were 10 years old again.

Starlight Glimmer: They were so awesome back then in those times.

Cozy Glow: They sure were. Carol and Maria sure looked great.

Hex: They sure were.

Trap Jaw: Glad they had fun. Lets do it!

TRAP JAW! ANIMATED MEGATRON!

Sydney fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Sydney activated her Shift Car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Sydney activated her Ridewatch and they danced to goth music and fired waves of energy, magic, bones, stars and lightning and smashed him down.


Nanette Allbright, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Chill Bill and Chompy VS Beast Man - Battling Another Plantapocalypse


Beast Man was next.

Beast Man: (to Nanette) Nico, Carter, and the others did good Battling Another Plantapocalypse. I hope they had a lot of weed whackers!

Nanette: Their powers were more than enough and it was cool.

Rarity: Oh it was most fun though darlings.

Sweetie Belle: It sure was and it was great.

Gill Grunt: Everyone had fun on that.

Beast Man: Glad they did. Lets do it!

BEAST MAN! ANIMATED DIRT BOSS!

Nanette fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Nanette activated her shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Nanette activated her ridewatch and they danced to waltz music and fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.


Sheila Castille, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Eye Five and Eye Scream VS Unicorn - Lincoln's Rescue


Unicorn was next.

Unicorn: (to Sheila) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in the Runestone. How was it?

Sheila: It was really fun. We destroyed the evil beast of Norse Myth, Fenrir.

Princess Luna: That was a really amazing battle and adventure.

Moondust: It sure was and it was fun too.

Snowdrop: Yep. And we always have fun on those.

Gari: We sure do. So cool.

Blackout: It sure is fun.

Unicorn: Glad you guys had fun. Lets do it!

UNICORN! POLLUTICORN!

Sheila fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Sheila activated her shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Sheila activated her ridewatch and they danced to gothic music and fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.


Rice Fitzgerald, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Gulper and Grave Clobber VS Simon Maddicks A.K.A. Killer Shrike from Marvel - Meeting a Gene-slammer for Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate and Raiza the Storm Monarch


Killer Shrike was next.

Killer Shrike: (to Rice) I heard you guys met a Gene-slammer for Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate. How was it?

Rice: It was really fun. And we actually rescued 2 gene-slammers. The Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate was Vorya Emperyous and the Raiza the Storm Monarch was Varie Raiza.

Killer Shrike: Oh so we have the elemental monarchs being rescued too. Neat!

Applejack: Yeah they are amazing.

Apple Bloom: They sure are. And both their stories are cool too.

FLASHBACK

Vorya Emperyous: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever.

Varie Raiza: He's even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Vorya Emperyous: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Vorya, Varie, what are the horrible revelations you have on Stern Fern and Flip?

Vorya Emperyous: Let me go first, and you're going to wish you killed her. One time Lynn was practicing hockey, and that fat cow, Stern Fern broke all her hockey equipment and she even broke both of Lynn's legs. I got really mad at this cruel act and I made sure that fat cow regretted that completely. I used my powers of darkness and made her worst fear come to life: it was MURDEROUS CANNIBALS! They scared her so badly and horrifically that she went to a nuthouse with a really bad damaged mind and I vowed that if she ever saw Stern Fern again she would make sure that they WILL BE REAL and they will EAT HER!

We gasped.

Nico: That fat bad-tempered cow!

Lynn: I still remember that day all too well, and after Vorya scared Fern with that, she called Lincoln and the others, who came and took me to the hospital. Mom wanted to press charges on her, but due to what Vorya did, she thought she'd learn her lesson, but Fern didn't.

Lincoln: She deserves to rot in ADX Florence for the rest of her life, but if she dares to get out, the one thing waiting for her is The Black Gates, what that bad-tempered cow did in breaking your hockey equipment and your legs proves she's just a monster bitch!

Me: My words exactly. She is completely out of control.

Nico: Yeah!

Varie Raiza: If she dares to get out, that's going to be what awaits her. Now, for me, I was busy at the local windmill and hidden kitchen, but then, I found out Flip was trying to going to try and use the windmill for another scheme to kidnap and kill the Loud Family via the windmill's blades. I got so mad at that cheapskate, I fired massive blasts of wind at Flip and sent him back to jail, where he got yet another life sentence added to his sentence. I called Lincoln and the others and when they found out, the family went down to the prison and beat the crap out of Flip, and J.D. also stomped on his groin hard with spiked cleats.

Nico and the rest of the team cheered wildly.

Nico: Now, that was really awesome! Plus, nice one with stomping on Flip's groin with spiked cleats, J.D.

Me: Thank Lynn for that one, she had them saved for Flip, in case he got busted again.

Tanjiro Kamado: If that cheapskate thinks he can get away with what he wants, he's got another thing coming.

Lincoln: Easy, Tanjiro, we already have him being humiliated for life, and with that curse I put on him and the other jerks, he won't be getting a single coin ever.

Nezuko Kamado: That's right, and after what happened with Icky Vicky's escape, we doubled our security at Lynn's Table.

Nico: And if they try to escape, they're going to get mashed into paste if they so much as try to escape from their punishment!

Lincoln: And looking at the number of times Flip and Lewis Travolta had run from the cops, we had to take no chances with those two, Lewis Travolta's skipped out on paying his tab and Flip has caused enough trouble to us and Dad for an entire lifetime, now they're reaping the consequences for their selfish, greedy, stupid ways.

Eli: You said it.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Killer Shrike: My goodness! Man Flip just doesn't know when to take a hint! But man Stern Fern is pure evil and completely out of control!

Flashwing: She sure is.

Killer Shrike: She needs to be destroyed bad. Lets do it!

KILLER SHRIKE! ANIMATED SOUNDWAVE!

Rice fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Rice activated her shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Rice activated her ridewatch and they danced to country music and fired waves of earth, rock, crystal, apples and energy and smashed him down.


Maxxine Stennson, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Shield Shredder and Swift Foot VS The Mummy from Ben 10 - Borscht Eating Contest


The Mummy was next.

Mummy: (to Maxxine) So, you guys had a Borscht Eating Contest, huh? Isn't Leni an expert on that?

Maxxine: She sure is and she makes awesome borscht. Starfire and Tara loved it too.

Twilight Sparkle: They sure did and it was amazing that they had so many bowls of it.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah it was amazing.

Spyro: They really drank it all over.

Mummy: Boy they sure did. Lets do it!

MUMMY! MUMMY (MHA)!

Maxxine fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Maxxine activated her shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Maxxine activated her ridewatch and they danced to party music and fired waves of magic and smashed him down.


Kendra Armstrong, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Masker Mind and Koichi VS Shendu - Starfire and Tara loved the contest


Shendu the Demon Sorcerer of Fire was next.

Shendu: (to Kendra) Starfire and Tara loved the contest. But who won?

Kendra: Starfire did and she ate 100 bowls of borscht.

Shendu: 100 bowls!? Holy dragon flames!

Kendra: Starfire has 9 stomachs and her anatomy is incredible.

Pinkie Pie: She sure is and it's absolutely amazing that she ate that many bowls of borscht.

Featherweight: Yeah it sure was cool.

Sprocket: We're all proud of her.

Shendu: I am too. Lets do it!

SHENDU! ANIMATED BLITZWING!

Kendra fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Kendra activated her shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Kendra activated her ridewatch and they danced to circus music and fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed him down.


Georgina Montgomery, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Slobber Trap and Alternate Chrysalis VS Hsi Wu - A planet of Carrots!?


Hsi Wu the Demon Sorcerer of The Sky was next.

Hsi Wu: (to Georgina) A planet of Carrots!? Bugs and Ace are probably in heaven!

Georgina: So did Jared, the Loud Rabbits and Angel bunny.

Fluttershy: Oh he sure did and he ate a lot of them.

Tornado Bolt: He sure was hungry.

Stealth Elf: Yeah no kidding.

Hsi Wu: Boy that is no lie there. Lets do it!

HSI WU! ANIMATED STARSCREAM!

Georgina fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Georgina activated her shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Georgina activated her ridewatch and they danced to nature music and fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed him down.


Shope, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Runabout and Runamuck VS Bette Sans Souci A.K.A. Plastique - Carrots are good for your eyes and Jared sure loves the planet


Plastique was next.

Plastique: (to Shope) Carrots are good for your eyes. Jared sure loves this planet.

Shope: He sure does and it is so awesome and cool.

Rainbow Dash: It sure is awesome and amazing.

Scootaloo: I thought it was cool too.

Whirlwind: That is awesome too.

Plastique: Yeah. Lets do it!

PLASTIQUE! MAD BOMBER!

Shope fired waves of energy and smashed her down. Shope activated her shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed her down. Shope activated her ridewatch and they danced to Top Gun music and fired waves of wind, lightning, rainbows and energy and smashed her down.


Rex Salazar, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Slugfest and Overkill VS Danton Black A.K.A. Multiplex - Dark Rey is scary and she is the result of what would happen if Palpatine corrupted her


Multiplex was next.

Multiplex: (to Rex) Dark Rey is scary. She's the result of what would happen if Palpatine corrupted her.

Rex: Yeah she is really frightening.

Sunset Shimmer: She sure is.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It's amazing she is that scary.

Sunburn: I agree there too.

Multiplex: No kidding. Lets do it!

MULTIPLEX! HOMER CLONES!

Rex fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Rex activated his shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Rex activated his ridewatch and they danced to video game music and fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.


Roach (Supernoobs), Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Squawktalk and Beastbox VS Tony Woodward A.K.A. Girder - Dark Rey will make a great M.O.E. Member


Girder was next.

Girder: (to Roach) Dark Rey will make a great Member of our ranks. We need more lightsaber wielders.

Roach: She will be a great addition.

Princess Celestia: I agree there too.

King Solar: Yeah. As long as it's not Palpatine.

Solar Eclipsa: No. We don't want that.

Amber Morning: No way. He deserved to be destroyed too.

Spotlight: I agree there.

Girder: No kidding there. Lets do it!

GIRDER! METAL DOPANT!

Roach fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Roach activated his shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Roach activated his ridewatch and they danced to royal music and fired waves of light and smashed him down.


Yost Spiderman VS Evil Butane Man


Evil Butane Man was next.

Evil Butane Man: This is so awesome that we are here too.

Yost Spiderman: It sure is awesome.

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Red Tornado VS Wolvertoon


Wolvertoon was next.

Red Tornado: I am not amused by you.

He fired waves of wind and smashed him down.


Fujiko Mine VS Strikning


Strikning was next.

Strikning: You ready for me?

Fujiko: Born ready.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Shou Ronpo of Draco the Dragon VS Liquidator


Liquidator was next.

Liquidator: This is gonna be good.

Shou Ronpo: It sure will be fun.

He fired waves of energy from his staff and smashed him down.


Chuck Chicken VS Tenaya 7.


Tenaya 7 was next.

Tenaya 7: So I get a chicken?

Chuck Chicken: I'm a kung fu chicken.

He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Autumn Blaze VS The Technicolor Phantoms


The Technicolor Phantoms were next.

Autumn Blaze: This is gonna be so much fun!

She fired waves of red fire and smashed them down.


RD Girl Jordan VS SHS Carnage


SHS Carnage was next.

RD Girl Jordan: Time for some buttkicking.

SHS Carnage: (LAUGHS) Come and get me then!

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Kokou VS Genbu of the Saint Beasts


Genbu of the Saint Beasts was next.

Genbu: Do you have a last request?

Kokou: Just this.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Keiichiro VS El Jefe


El Jefe was next.

El Jefe: (Spanish Accent) You ready for me?

Keiichiro: Born ready.

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Kairi Yano VS Don Octavio


Don Octavio was next.

Don Octavio: (Italian Accent) This is-a gonna be a most-a fun.

Kairi Yano: It always is.

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Nathan Adams vs Hot Rodney (Secret Squirrel)


Hot Rodney was next.

Hot Rodney: Ready for some fun?

Nathan: Always ready.

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Dino Thunder Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Deadwood


Deadwood was next.

Nico: This will be awesome and cool.

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Defenders of The Galactic Republic, they're a collection of greatswords with the Galactic Republic symbol etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged white blades, large white angel wings for the crossguards, large rainbow gems embedded in the rainguards, longer midnight black handles, four large angel wings with large rainbow gems on the bottom of the angel wings for the pommels, and once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, and there's also shields included with the greatswords as well.

Nico teleported back with them.

Dino Thunder Rangers: DINO THUNDER! POWER UP! HA!

Trent: WHITE RANGER! DINO THUNDER!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO THUNDER!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Thunder Rangers too!

Nico: YEAH! Lets get him!

Dino Thunder Rangers: Z-REX CANNON! SUPER MODE!

They formed the cannon.

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Deadwood and knocked him down.

Nico helped him up.

Deadwood: Wow! Just as fun as ever.

Nico: It sure was.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and Eli really had Dark Rey up against the ropes.

Troy: The Dark Side will never win!

Tsukasa: Of course it won't!

Nico: We will make sure it won't!

Kamen Ride: Morphin Master Red!

Kamen Ride: Alpha!

Kamen Ride: Omega!

Kamen Ride: Sigma!

Tsukasa turned into Morphin Master Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Amazon team from 1974!

Nico: YEAH!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO FURY!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Fury Rangers!

Me: Time for some Jurassic power!

We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons!

All of us: (TURNS DIALS) ROARING JURASSIC POWER!

We summoned the Zyuranger, Abaranger, Kyoryuger and Ryusoulger and the OOO team.

Me: It's still a darn shame there aren't that many Kamen Riders that deal specifically with Dinosaurs.

Nico: I know.

Maria: Now for this one!

She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) JURASSIC MAYHEM!

She summoned Red Claw (Land Before Time), Whiplash 2002 He-Man, Flarizamon, Big John, Tyrannosaurus Debt, Fire Galboros, The Evil Koopa Troopa and The Velociraptors from The Good Dinosaur!

Nico: Awesome!

Cornelia: This is gonna be awesome!

Then a red light appeared in Cornelia's hands and it was a ridewatch for DINO FURY!

Cornelia: Whoa! A Dino Fury Ridewatch! Now it's my turn!

She activated it.

Cornelia: HENSHIN!

She had the spirits of the dinosaurs appear around her and she got an awesome and amazingly cool red armor and it had the symbol of the Dino Fury Rangers on it. She turned into KAMEN RIDER GRAND DINO FURY ZI-O!

Cornelia: WOW!

Nico: That is cool!

Cornelia: This is amazing!

Woz: REJOICE! The ultimate Queen of Earth who reaches over spacetime and reigns over the past and future of all the Predacons. Her name is Dino Fury Grand Zi-O!

Nico: So cool!

Me: It's Buttkicking time!

We went at her.

We clashed powerfully with her and really let her have it. We fired waves of Force Lightning and electrocuted her all over. Then we fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.

Blades, Dirge, Tsunade and Plankton used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Blades's Photon Pistol, Dirge's machine guns and Plankton and Tsunade's powers 100-fold.

Tsunade and Blades: PHOTONIC HUNDRED STRENGTHS BLAST!

Plankton and Dirge: MACHINE GUNS OF PLANKTON!

Clues of the Elements and Cluemaster: ELEMENTAL CLUE BLAST!

Destiny of The Jedi and Dr. Destiny: DREAM JEDI BLAST!

Weather of Nature and Vortex: NATURE FURY BLAST!

Wind Samurai Fury and Xiao Fung: WIND DEMON ULTRA BLAST!

Wind of The Avengers and Whirlwind: WIND AVENGERS FORCE!

Mirror Reflecting Wind and Mirror Master: MIRRORS OF WIND FURY!

Video Game Ultra Storm and Control Freak: VIDEO GAME MEGA BLAST!

Jamaican Banana Power and Kangor: JAMAICAN BANANA BARRAGE!

Deadwood Acorn Blast and Deadwood: WOOD ACORN MEGA BLAST!

Knights of Justice and Black Lance: KNIGHT LANCE STORM!

Desert Super Fury and Evil Desert Man: DESERT SANDSTORM BLAST!

Megavolt Thunderstorm and Megavolt: SUPER MEGA THUNDERSTRIKE BLAST!

Weather of Global Power and Weather Report: GLOBAL WEATHER FORCE BLAST!

Dimensional Magic Fury and Ludo: DIMENSIONAL MAGIC BLAST!

Vultures of Justice and Yost Vulture: VULTURE FLIGHT BLAST!

Wind of the Hurricane and Evil Wind Man: WIND HURRICANE BLAST!

Thunder Deer Super Team and Thunderhoof: THUNDER DEER MEGASTRIKE!

Marzo Magic Strikers and Count Marzo: MAGIC MARZO BLAST!

Chameleon Invisibility and Chameleon:: INVISIBLE CHAMELEON BLAST!

Cold Striker Team and Superfriends Captain Cold: COLD STRIKER MEGABLAST!

Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP SUPER BLAST!

They fired a wave of energy and elements.

Twilight Sparkle, Eli, Sunny Starscout and me: MAGIC OF THE JEDI MEGA BLAST!

We fired a massive blast of energy and magic.

Lincoln: JEDI ELEMENT STYLE: YODA!

Jessica Kalos: JEDI FIRE STYLE: QUI-GON-JINN!

Yuna Kamihara: JEDI WATER STYLE: OBI-WAN KENOBI!

Toph: JEDI EARTH STYLE: ANAKIN SKYWALKER!

Tatsumaki: JEDI WIND STYLE: AHSOKA TANO!

Entrapta: JEDI LIGHTNING STYLE: MACE WINDU!

Perfuma: JEDI NATURE STYLE: KANAN JARRUS!

Frosta: JEDI ICE STYLE: ERZA BRIDGER!

R. Mika: JEDI LIGHT STYLE: KI-ADI-MUNDI!

Peni Parker: JEDI DARK STYLE: KIT FISTO!

Chronoa: JEDI TIME STYLE: LUKE SKYWALKER!

Menat: JEDI STAR STYLE: REY SKYWALKER!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said Jedi.

Lincoln and his Harem: JEDI FINAL SMASH: POWER OF THE FORCE BLAST!

They fired a massive ki blast powered by the Force at Dark Rey.

The blasts all hit her and knocked her down and we tied her up as she was unconscious.

Lincoln: Whoa, Eli, you really showed Dark Rey what you were truly made of!

Nico: That was one awesome Jedi VS. Sith battle, and now, Dark Rey has been recruited into The Masters of Evil. Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of that fuckweed asshole, Dustin Keystone, to deal with, and that asshole should be arriving...right now!

?: (ENRAGED AND DERANGED SCREAMING) LINCOLN LOUD, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, EVERY LAST WHORE IN YOUR HAREM, YOUR FUCKING KIDS, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR FRIENDS, AND EVERYONE WHO EVEN HAS TIES WITH YOU, IF IT'S THE LAST FUCKING THING I EVER DO!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Lincoln: I should've known there's no mistaking that enraged scream or deranged voice of bloodlust from anywhere. Can't you just roll over and die, Dustin Keystone.

A crazed figure came out, and it was none other than Dustin Keystone, Lincoln's old enemy, the very monster who's bullied, tortured, and tried to kill Lincoln on numerous occasions to slake his thirst for blood and revenge long ago and also murdered Mia Addison's parents in cold blood long ago, but he was still in his prison uniform, his eyes were now completely red with insanity, hatred, and bloodlust, and his hair is now completely disheveled, and he was now completely deranged!

Nico: Damn, I know it's been months since he was given that beatdown and we cursed him with The Hom Dai, but now that he's back to normal and he's now a mortal once more, he now looks even more deranged and insane than ever!

Dustin Keystone: It's all your fault, you all made me this way!

Lincoln: Shut your piehole, Dustin, we didn't make you this way, you were nothing but evil since the day you were born. You've bullied, tortured, and tried to kill me numerous time to slake your thirst for blood, death, and revenge, and quite frankly, you make me sick. Plus, the only thing that made me different from you is that I have the love and support of all my friends and family, I'm a caring and strong father to many children, and I'm talented in many things, whereas you've been nothing but a living nightmare to everyone you've crossed, and you know what else, you're also an inhuman, ugly, selfish, nihilistic monster who doesn't give a damn about anyone except for yourself, all you've ever cared about is making other people suffer, and that's just disgusting. Now, we're going to put an end to your miserable life once and for all, Dustin Keystone!

Demona Wendollstein: And this time, you're never coming back.

Nico: Never again will you be free to kill again, Dustin Keystone! You're heading for an early grave, you fuckweed asshole!

Me: You're never getting out of this alive!

Eli: You're going to die here and now!

Emily LeRou: And you're going to suffer the very same fate as those fuckweed parents of yours, and you'll be joining them and the rest of your accursed family very soon.

This made Dustin Keystone spiral even further into madness and we knew he was getting worse by the second.

Suddenly, Demona Wendollstein's blood red eyes turned neon blood red and she was surrounded by a black and white energy aura with with darkness, black fire, nightmares, and dragons, she unholstered her massive Earthbound Immortal Xolotl-themed sword from her back, and as she approached Dustin Keystone, she left black and white purple energy, black fire, dragons, nightmares, and darkness with every step.

Demona Wendollstein: I'll never ever forgive you for every last one of your crimes you've committed against Lincoln, Mia Addison, The Loud Family, and all of Royal Woods, Dustin Keystone, you've been nothing more than a living nightmare to all those who've unfortunately crossed your path, and you've killed a lot of people who've crossed your path, and now, I will administer your punishment for every last one of your crimes that you've committed and for every last life you and your entire family have taken from this world, and this time, you are never ever coming back!

Suddenly, Demona Wendollstein was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and white energy with nightmares, black fire, and darkness surrounding it, there's Earthbound Immortal Xolotl flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Dustin Keystone: the blood red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Demona Wendollstein emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Demona Wendollstein grew from 6'5" to 7'1" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has white highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair put in pigtails, she has neon blood red eyes and a black and white energy aura with with darkness, black fire, nightmares, and dragons surrounding her, she has Earthbound Immortal Xolotl with the Dark Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on dragon earrings with black gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Earthbound Immortal Xolotl with black gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her black dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with black crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Demona Wendollstein has on a sleeveless black open blouse with the Dragon Nazca Line on it, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, long midnight black jewel-studded skirt, black fishnet stockings, midnight black heeled sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, black fire, and dragons on the coattails, and on the back is Earthbound Immortal Xolotl with darkness surrounding it. Suddenly, Demona Wendollstein felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with white tips grew much bigger for her new body, and the feathers had the same white markings as on Xolotl. Demona Wendollstein has on a Ring of The Phoenix with black gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Demona Wendollstein's massive Earthbound Immortal Xolotl-themed large sword and all the other swords she'd got began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black energy with darkness, black fire, nightmares, and dragons, and when it emerged, it transformed into Earthbound Immortal Xolotl's Dark Dragon Nightmare Greatsword of Black Fire and Darkness Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Earthbound Immortal Xolotl and the Dragon Nazca Line etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black dragon heads for the crossguard, large blood red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black dragon heads and a large blood red gem below the black dragon heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with black gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Earthbound Immortal Xolotl's head with black gems for eyes and a large blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a black kanji below Earthbound Immortal Xolotl that said, "Demona Wendollstein, Gene-Slammer of The Dragon Earthbound Immortal Xolotl, Empress of Nightmares, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Narcissa Belladonna, Master of Making Nightmares Come True, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Dragons, Nightmares, and Black Fire"

デモナ・ウェンドールスタイン、ドラゴンのジーン・スラマー、アースバウンド・イモータル・ショロトル、悪夢の女帝、愛情深い守護天使、リンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、ナルシッサ・ベラドンナの破壊者、悪夢を実現させるマスター、悪のスレイヤー、錯乱、殺人、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして闇、ドラゴン、悪夢、そして黒火のマスター

Demona Wendollstein has transformed into SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY DARKNESS BLACK FIRE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL NIGHTMARE DRAGON ANGEL OF DIVINE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL DARK JUSTICE AND DIVINE BLACK NIGHTMARE FIRESTORM LOVE!

We were amazed by Demona Wendollstein's Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Dustin Keystone saw it, the fucker fell into a even more black rage and he got out a knife and tried to stab her with it, but Demona fired a powerful black energy blast with black fire, darkness, nightmares, and dragons, and it hits Dustin Keystone and exploded with incredible power and he was sent flying into a wall of carrots, but he's not done yet and he's incredibly even more pissed off than he was before.

Nico: Whoa, now the last of The Earthbound Immortal Gene-Slammers, Demona Wendollstein, has transformed, so awesome!

Me: Yeah, and take a look at the white patterns on her black angel wings, they're the same as the ones on Xolotl, and she blasted that asshole and sent him flying into a wall of carrots and pissed him off even more, nice.

Lincoln: Now, Dustin Keystone is about to feel the true wrath of The Earthbound Immortals and many more. And Demona, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Demona Wendollstein: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Nightmare Dark Dragon Earthbound Immortal and Divine Black Fire Justice) I feel incredible, Linky, and now, shall we finally administer Dustin Keystone the punishment for all of the crimes he and his fucked-up family have committed against Royal Woods for many years?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Demona.

Me: You're through, Dustin Keystone, and this time, for good!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Demona Wendollstein.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) It's time to pay for everything you've done, Dustin Keystone, and this time, I never want to see your ugly fucked-up face here again!

Then, Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, and Denise Uxi unholster their massive greatswords on their backs and transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms, and joined with Lincoln and Demona Wendollstein.

Nico: Aw yeah, the show's about to begin.

Suddenly, the Dragon Nazca Line appeared on the ground, along with the Condor, Whale, Monkey, Giant, Hummingbird, Lizard, Spider, Cat, Heron, Crocodile, Tree, Snake, Wings, Spiral, Llama, Dog, and Hands Nazca Lines appeared as well, along with a Rainbow Thunderbird with Elemental Forces of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, and many more, as it soared across the skies, and we were stunned with awe.

Me: (Stunned with Awe) Whoa, now that's so awesome.

Eli: Incredible.

Suddenly, eighteen blasts of darkness and blue fire have appeared from the ground and we saw The Earthbound Immortals Xolotl, Wiraqocha Rasca, Chacu Challhua, Cusillu, Ccapac Apu, Aslla Piscu, Ccarayhua, Uru, Qhoa, Huacachina Kon, Ccomnosuma, Ccgojuru, Cuauhcoatl, Itzpzpalo, Rorccon, Llamaca Pacuilla, Ccoshobar, and Ukupacha Callao appear from the Dragon, Condor, Whale, Monkey, Giant, Hummingbird, Lizard, Spider, Cat, Heron, Crocodile, Tree, Snake, Wings, Spiral, Llama, Dog, and Hands Nazca Lines.

Nico: Whoa! Oh, now we're really talking: Lincoln, Demona Wendollstein, Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, and Denise Uxi are about to dish out true Earthbound Immortal justice.

Me: And it also makes sense The Earthbound Immortals Xolotl, Wiraqocha Rasca, Chacu Challhua, Cusillu, Ccapac Apu, Aslla Piscu, Ccarayhua, Uru, Qhoa, Huacachina Kon, Ccomnosuma, Ccgojuru, Cuauhcoatl, Itzpzpalo, Rorccon, Llamaca Pacuilla, Ccoshobar, and Ukupacha Callao should also come out to help, this is going to be so awesome!

Emily LeRou: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Dark Condor Earthbound Immortal and Divine Purple Fire Justice) Your days of trying to kill Lincoln and all those around him are over, Dustin Keystone, and for everything you've done in terrorizing Royal Woods, every last one of us are going to make sure you die here and now!

Lincoln, Demona Wendollstein, Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, and Denise Uxi: And you will be nothing more than a forgotten memory in the pages of history, you miserable monster from the darkest depths of Hell!

The bravery and determination of Lincoln, Demona Wendollstein, Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, and Denise Uxi really pissed Dustin Keystone off to no end, and his red eyes turned even more red with insanity and rage, but this would be his last day in this world, and they were going to make sure he never shows his ugly face here again.

Lincoln, Demona Wendollstein, Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, and Denise Uxi went after Dustin Keystone, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, colored fire, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Condors, Hummingbirds, Lizards, Snakes, Cats, Herons, Spiders, Giants, Monkeys, Whales, Wings, Spirals, Llamas, Dogs, and Hands at Dustin Keystone and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they attacked Dustin Keystone with their massive greatswords and they left some really nasty scars on him and they also punched and kicked him hard all over.

Dustin tried to stab Lincoln with a knife, but the knife broke apart when it hit his body, and we knew this was thanks to Becky Long's powerful muscle growth formula infused with advanced nanomachine technology that wouldn't be seen until 3,000 years later, and with added in muscle growth stimulants and other muscle stimulants. Lincoln smirked at Dustin Keystone, who was horrified. Then, Lincoln punched Dustin Keystone hard in the stomach and he belched out massive amounts of blood and he held his stomach in pain.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Just so you know, that was for all the times you've bullied and tortured me in school.

Dustin Keystone picked up his head and he glared angrily at Lincoln, who still maintained a serious look on his face.

Dustin Keystone: WHY...YOU! (SCREAMS IN INSANE RAGE)

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And this (Kicks Dustin Keystone high into the skies) is for all those times you've beaten me up in school!

Dustin Keystone screamed as he was launched high into the skies, but then, Lincoln appeared in a flash.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is for all those times you've tried to kill me to slake your thirst for blood, death, and revenge!

Lincoln gave Dustin Keystone a two-fisted downward punch to his head and sent him flying down, but then, Lincoln appeared again and he flew after Dustin Keystone with his massive white angel wings spread.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And this is for what you and your fuckweed parents did in murdering Mia Addison's parents!

Lincoln gave Dustin Keystone a sweeping kick to the stomach and sent him flying into another pile of carrots, and we were really stunned.

Goku: This was exactly how I beat Nappa long ago.

Vegeta: Exactly what I was about to say, Kakarot. And from the looks of things, Lincoln's making good on his promise to make Dustin Keystone suffer for everything he's done in the past.

Nico: And he did say in the bloodiest fashion imaginable. Every last attack Lincoln's dealt him has caused Dustin to belch out massive amounts of blood.

Then, Demona Wendollstein, Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, and Denise Uxi also joined with Lincoln, and they beat the crap out of Dustin Keystone, and The Earthbound Immortals also blasted him, and Mia Addison kicked him hard in the crotch with a sickening crunch, and we winced.

Nico: Ooh, right in the kiwis!

Demona Wendollstein: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Nightmare Dark Dragon Earthbound Immortal and Divine Black Fire Justice) Let's end this bastard once and for all, everyone!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You got it, Demona. Everyone, let's combine our powers and destroy Dustin Keystone for good!

Emily LeRou: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Dark Condor Earthbound Immortal and Divine Purple Fire Justice) Yeah!

Demona Wendollstein, Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, and Denise Uxi held out their left hands, and eighteen massive black energy balls with colors matching The Earthbound Immortals they were Gene-Slammed into and with the Dragon, Condor, Whale, Monkey, Giant, Hummingbird, Lizard, Spider, Cat, Heron, Crocodile, Tree, Snake, Wings, Spiral, Llama, Dog, and Hands Nazca Lines in them formed, and Lincoln formed a massive black energy ball with rainbow colors and the Dragon, Condor, Whale, Monkey, Giant, Hummingbird, Lizard, Spider, Cat, Heron, Crocodile, Tree, Snake, Wings, Spiral, Llama, Dog, and Hands Nazca Lines in it.

Lincoln, Demona Wendollstein, Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, and Denise Uxi: This is the end, Dustin Keystone, and this time, stay dead!

This pissed off Dustin Keystone: he was about to die a horrible death and he was unable to get his revenge on Lincoln, but he didn't care, he charged at them again hoping to kill them before they kill him, but that would be futile since he'll never ever learn his lesson.

Lincoln, Demona Wendollstein, Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, and Denise Uxi: EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL DEATH BALL GEOGLYPH BARRAGE!

Lincoln, Demona Wendollstein, Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, and Denise Uxi fired the nineteen black and colored and black and rainbow colored Death Balls at Dustin Keystone, and he was sent flying into space and The Death Ball barrage exploded with incredible power killing him for good.

Then, as Dustin Keystone's spirit appeared, The Earthbound Immortals glared at Dustin Keystone for his crimes, but instead of them devouring his soul, the Judgement Kanji appeared on his forehead as he was found guilty by the spirits of those he and his family have killed over the years, and he was fading away.

Dustin Keystone: No, no, I will have my revenge on you, Lincoln Loud! This isn't the end! I'll come back and I will have my revenge on you, you white-haired freak!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) No, Dustin, this is the end for you and your entire family once and for all!

Everyone: NOW DISAPPEAR FOREVER!

Dustin Keystone: NO, NO! FUCK YOU, LINCOLN LOUD! FUCK YOU, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM AND THE MASTERS OF EVIL! FUCK YOU ALL! (FADES AWAY)

Dustin Keystone has been erased from existence forever, along with his entire family line, and they'll never hurt anyone ever again. We cheered wildly for what Lincoln, Demona Wendollstein, Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, and Denise Uxi did to Dustin Keystone as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Demona Wendollstein's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive black and white angel wings are permanent.

Demona Wendollstein: Never again will you hurt our man again, you sick fucker! Thanks for helping me destroy Dustin Keystone forever, Linky, along with all of you.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Denise.

Suddenly, Lincoln made seventeen clones of himself, and he and the clones all went up to Demona Wendollstein, Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, and Denise Uxi who wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, as their chests pressed against the massive and wide muscular pecs of Lincoln and his clones and their stomachs pressed against the eight-pack abs of Lincoln and his clones, which'd brought an atomic red blush to the faces of Lincoln and his clones, and they wrapped their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists, which took them by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln and his clones lean down to the faces of Demona Wendollstein, Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, and Denise Uxi, they kissed passionately as the left arms of Demona Wendollstein, Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, and Denise Uxi were still wrapped around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, but they moved their right arms and their right hands onto the massive and wide muscular right pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and right behind all of them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and The Earthbound Immortals Xolotl, Wiraqocha Rasca, Chacu Challhua, Cusillu, Ccapac Apu, Aslla Piscu, Ccarayhua, Uru, Qhoa, Huacachina Kon, Ccomnosuma, Ccgojuru, Cuauhcoatl, Itzpzpalo, Rorccon, Llamaca Pacuilla, Ccoshobar, and Ukupacha Callao flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and colored fire raging behind them and we cheered wildly.

Lincoln's clones vanished, and Lincoln, Demona Wendollstein, Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, and Denise Uxi absorbed the fires, and they came back as Xolotl, Wiraqocha Rasca, Chacu Challhua, Cusillu, Ccapac Apu, Aslla Piscu, Ccarayhua, Uru, Qhoa, Huacachina Kon, Ccomnosuma, Ccgojuru, Cuauhcoatl, Itzpzpalo, Rorccon, Llamaca Pacuilla, Ccoshobar, and Ukupacha Callao vanish.

Nico: Now, that's what I call one awesome Earthbound Immortal battle for justice! Lincoln, you, Demona Wendollstein, Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, and Denise Uxi showed that asshole, Dustin Keystone, absolutely no mercy whatsoever!

Me: Yeah, you guys totally destroyed him!

Lincoln: I did say Dustin was going to suffer infinite-fold in the bloodiest fashion imaginable for all the crap he's put me and everyone through all those years ago.

Mia Addison: Now, he's gone forever, along with the rest of his accursed family.

Nico: You got that right.

Selene Emperyous: Dustin was a total asshole who never learns his lesson the first time, and now, he's finally gone for good, and tomorrow, on your rescue, Linky, we're going to meet the next of my sisters, Sandra Emperyous, the Sandaion the Timelord Gene-Slammer and a powerful master of light, and she's got a really nasty revelation about Pablo, Anderson, and Taylor tomorrow.

Nico: (Gasps) Oh, I've got a feeling we're not going to like hearing this one.

Taylor (Loud House): And there's no doubt Sandra's not going to like seeing me again.

Lincoln: We'll make sure to tell her that you've changed, Taylor, and we'll tell her the reason why you were like that.

Me: Good idea.

Sunset Shimmer: And we'll probably meet another Monarch Gene-Slammer for tomorrow.

Lincoln: My guess it'll be the Delg the Dark Monarch Gene-Slammer, Raven Delg.

Nico: Ooh, light and darkness, now that's another two-for-one rescue we'll be looking forward to tomorrow.

Shendu: I have to hand it to Dark Rey. She put up a fight.

Hsi Wu: But we were just stronger.

Me: Yeah but she still gave it her all. We were just more powerful.

Plastique: Of course we were.

Multiplex: Let's load some of the carrots onto the ship.

Girder: We can eat them back home.

Nico: Good idea. Great job today everyone.

Bugs Bunny: (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure today docs. Now we have more than enough carrots to last forever.

Qin: We sure do.

Nico: Yep. Lets head home.

We went and got tons and tons and tons and tons of carrots and then loaded them up and went onto the ship and went back home. We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

A planet of carrots would be a cool one.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, T.J. Johnson, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Beast Wars Scorponok, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Are heading over to a planet made of Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and it'll have Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and tomato soup and even my mothers awesome egg drop noodles. We're going to battle Another Eye Guy. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Eanoc, Sentry of the Ghoti and her name is Sirena Cammecola and she is actually a mermaid! She is a mermaid that Nico met when he lived in the Philippines and she is a really beautiful and awesome mermaid that has an amazing singing voice. She also has the power to put bad guys to sleep with just her song.

Morana Desdemona - Dark Witch and Leader of The Order of The Black Cross

Astrid Bathsheba - Dark Witch and Second-In-Command of The Order of The Black Cross

Lilith Draconia - Dark Witch and Member of The Order of The Black Cross

Nimue Badriyah - Dark Witch and Member of The Order of The Black Cross

Claudia Umbra - Dark Witch and Member of The Order of The Black Cross

Pandora Marwood - Dark Witch and Member of The Order of The Black Cross

Marianna Blakely - Dark Witch and Member of The Order of The Black Cross

And Elena Charna - Dark Witch and Member of The Orders of The Black Cross

These eight dark goth girls made a deal with The Devil and sold their souls to become dark witches with the powers of black witchcraft and formed a Satanic coven of witches known as The Order of The Black Cross with Morana as the leader of this evil Satanic coven. The goal of these dark goth girls: to cause havoc and chaos in the world and bring about The End of The World. They're also the hated enemies of Morgana DeRose, Adara Dunstan, Autumn Melaina, Raven Duncan, Winter Varyona, and Mara Ceirin of The Knightmare Coven of Justice. Four years ago, Morgana DeRose and her coven fought Morana Desdemona, Astrid Bathsheba, Lilith Draconia, Nimue Badriyah, Claudia Umbra, Pandora Marwood, Marianna Blakely, and Elena Charna, who were trying to sacrifice a family to The Devil to prove their loyalty. But, their sacrificial ritual was interrupted by The Knightmare Coven of Justice barging in and rescuing the family, and Morana and her coven were defeated and were killed by Morgana DeRose and her coven by dropping an electric wire into a pool of blood in their hideout in an abandoned cave mine in the north of Royal Woods. Now, four years later, Morana Desdemona, Astrid Bathsheba, Lilith Draconia, Nimue Badriyah, Claudia Umbra, Pandora Marwood, Marianna Blakely, and Elena Charna have returned from the dead reborn as demons to get revenge on Morgana DeRose and The Knightmare Coven of Justice, but we're not going to let that happen! The match-up scene for tomorrow is Mara Ceirin, The Knightmare Unicorn Gene-Slammer and Lincoln VS. Elena Charna. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the world of the 1995 movie Lord of Illusions, and Lincoln and his group are teaming up with Occult Detective Harry D'Amour to destroy the evil sorcerer, William Nix. And we're going to meet the Sandaion the Timelord Gene-Slammer named Sandra Emperyous, she's the fourth-born of the Emperyous Sisters and she's a powerful master of light and she has amazing light powers that can illuminate the night sky and turn night into day. She is also an amazing singer and has a voice that is so divine that all the animals can sing to it. She also has the admiration of Luna, Sam and their friends for having an awesome singing voice. She also HATES Pablo, Anderson and Taylor with a merciless and powerful vengeance and she found out that they were bullying Lynn and some of Lincoln's friends and mercilessly thrashed and pulverized them into dust and she left them in full body casts. She vowed that if she ever saw those three hurting Lincoln and his friends ever again then she would kill them by ripping their hearts out and making them eat them and then she would tie them up and cook them alive over a volcano, along with the Delg the Dark Monarch Gene-Slammer named Raven Delg, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and his classmate in from Cooking Class and she makes really awesome foods from all over the world. But, she specializes in making Halloween foods, and she is a great Halloween Horror Queen and makes all sorts of things that are scary. She can even bring anyone's worst fears to life and even use them to scare them BADLY. She is known by all as The Queen of Halloween. Raven also HATES Lewis Travolta with a vengeance and she has a lot of revelations about that jerk that will make Nico go ballistic on him. Get ready for a planet that gives you BEETS! Hahahahaha. We're going to a planet of Borscht and we're going to really be guzzling down beet soup and we're going to battle THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE! Who are back from the dead to get revenge on us for killing Father and Grandfather and ruining all the Adult's Plans to destroy all the kids in the worlds. But we're not going to kill them this time.

See you all tomorrow.