THIS ONE WILL BURN YOU!
Walking through the land of the Magic The Gathering in the plane of Windriddle Castle was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Vakama, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there for another awesome and great rescue.
Me: The Windriddle Castle. It's amazing.
Amity Blight: Wow. It sure is beautiful.
Qin: It sure is.
Laney: Yeah it's awesome.
Vakama: Boy I'll say.
Xenia: Yep.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Vakama.
Vakama: Anytime Nico. This is gonna be so awesome and fun.
Qin: It sure is.
Nico: Vakama, this might be upsetting for you. But… tell me about Toa Lhikan.
Vakama: Well you all do have a right to know.
He told us about the creator of Metru Nui.
Lhikan was a Toa of Fire and the leader of the Toa Mangai team. After sacrificing his Toa Power to create the Toa Metru, he transformed into a Turaga. Lhikan ultimately gave up his life in combat with Makuta in order to save the life of Toa Metru Vakama.
Little is known about Lhikan's life as a Matoran, except that he was a Crafter, and that Toa Dume might have had a hand in his becoming a Toa. Dume, as a Toa, also saved Lhikan from an accident around 17,000 years ago.
7,000 years before the Great Cataclysm, Lhikan was a novice Toa serving on an island fortress besieged by Frostelus. The day before the fortress' treasure - the Makoki Stone - was to be moved to a safer location, two Dark Hunters, Vezok and Hakann, successfully stole the stone. The next day, the Frostelus overran the fortress and wiped out the Toa, with the exception of Lhikan.
3,000 years later, Lhikan came to Metru Nui as part of a team of eleven Toa that included Toa Nidhiki, Toa Tuyet, Toa Naho and four Toa of Ice. Their goal was to stop the Kanohi Dragon that the Dark Hunters had unleashed on the city. Once the beast was defeated, Lhikan helped deport the dragon to Roodaka's home island, Xia. The Toa then stayed as the city's protectors, with Lhikan having a home in Ta-Metru. He also showed great teamwork with Nidhiki in defeating Tuyet.
By the time of the war with the Dark Hunters a thousand years afterwards, Lhikan had become known for his brave leadership and became the chief commander of the Toa in the war. When Nidhiki betrayed the Toa and helped the Dark Hunters lay a trap, Lhikan discovered his treachery and planned to set up a counter-trap. However, Hakann, who was now with the Dark Hunters, caught him and bargained for the Hunters' freedom, offering the Makoki Stone in exchange. Remembering many years ago how his teammates had given their lives to protect the stone, he agreed - adding the condition that the Hunters take Nidhiki with them. Lhikan's actions won the war for the Toa, and Lhikan expelled Nidhiki and all the Dark Hunters from the city.
Another 2,000 years later, Toa such as Naho were being sent out on missions by Turaga Dume (Teridax in disguise), the city's leader, from which they never returned until only Lhikan was left. He became suspicious of the city's leader, Turaga Dume, and when two Dark Hunters showed up in the city - one of them being Nidhiki (who was now mutated into an insectoid monster) - he became worried. He decided to steal six Toa Stones from the Great Temple, charge them with his Toa Energy, and give them to six Matoran of different Metrus. Nokama, Onewa, Whenua, Matau, Nuju, and Vakama. However, just as soon as he finished this task he was captured by the Dark Hunters and secretly thrown into a hidden prison, only having time to warn Vakama to save "the heart of Metru Nui".
While Lhikan was in prison, the Matoran brought the Toa Stones to the Great Temple, where they were transformed into the Toa Metru. This transformation drained Lhikan's power, turning him from a Toa to a Turaga.
Three of the Toa Metru - Onewa, Whenua, and Nuju - were later arrested by Vahki and thrown in Lhikan's jail cell, though he disguised himself so none of the three could recognize him. There, he helped the three discover their mask powers by giving them seemingly pointless tasks to perform and learn from; Nuju's activation of his telekinesis power in particular allowed them to escape. Meeting up with the other Toa, Lhikan revealed his identity and asked if "the heart of Metru Nui" was safe; Vakama thought he had meant himself, but Lhikan clarified that he meant the Matoran. The group then discovered the true Turaga Dume lying unconscious in a Matoran Pod and hurried to confront the impersonator.
They discovered that Teridax had been the one posing as Turaga Dume, and as he put the Great Spirit Mata Nui to sleep, the Toa Metru and Turaga Lhikan raced to escape with as many Matoran as they could. Teridax gave chase and Vakama went to face him alone, though Lhikan slipped away and followed. By the time Lhikan got there, both Teridax and Vakama were stuck in slow-motion due to the effects of the Vahi and Teridax was launching a deadly attack that Vakama wouldn't be able to dodge. Lhikan quickly jumped in the way of the blast, but it overpowered his Kanohi Hau's shield and blew him away, fatally injuring him. Lhikan thanked Vakama and spoke of his pride in fighting beside him and gave his mask to Vakama. After this, Lhikan died.
On Mata Nui, after the Toa Metru became Turaga upon awakening the Matoran from their slumber in Matoran Pods, Takua showed Vakama that Jaller's Kanohi Komau had been broken. Vakama then replaced it with Lhikan's Noble Hau. After his death, Lhikan was sent to the Red Star and was revived.
The Toa Metru, particularly Vakama, did not want Lhikan to be forgotten, so they made some monuments in Lhikan's memory. When traveling to and from the island of Mata Nui, the Toa christened their transports the Lhikan I and the Lhikan II, respectively. Upon waking the Matoran on Mata Nui, they found that the mask of a Ta-Matoran named Jaller had broken. As a replacement, Vakama gave him Lhikan's Noble Hau, which changed into the shape of a standard Great Hau.
Once awakened, the Matoran had no memory of Metru Nui. Not wanting to remind them of a home they may never see, but also not wanting Lhikan forgotten, Vakama invented tales of a Matoran named "Lhii" that were based on Lhikan's adventures. Lhii was said to be the island's greatest lava surfer, and was "in the clan of Jaller" (subtly referencing the fact that Jaller wore Lhikan's old mask). According to the tales, Lhii had died some time ago in a lava surfing accident. After the tales of Metru Nui were told, the Matoran understood that "Lhii" was actually Toa Lhikan.
One thousand years after his death, the Mask of Life brought the Toa Inika's knowledge of Lhikan to life. The illusion of Lhikan was impressed with the Toa Metru's successors, but warned them to go back. When he was challenged by Jaller, he admitted: "I would not abandon such a vital quest, but then, look what happened to me". He then disappeared, allowing the Toa to proceed.
When he was done we were shocked!
Me: He was a true hero and a great Toa.
Qin: He sure was.
Nico: And Teridax killed him!
Me: No kidding! But at least we dd the Toa a favor and destroyed Teridax forever.
Qin: Boy no kidding.
Laney: Yeah he deserved to be destroyed too.
Lana: You got that right.
Cornelia: That's for sure.
Me: Yeah. Boy yesterday's mission was awesome.
Nico: We killed a lot of tomatoes.
Me: We sure did. And we turned them into ketchup and spaghetti sauce.
Qin: Yeah we sure did. Even though Kushina didn't like the mission. It was cool.
Amity Blight: It sure was cool.
Luz: Yeah it sure was.
Nico: They were fucking creepy with those teeth!
Me: NO SHIT THERE! And one of them bit my arm off! But it's good I can regenerate.
Camie: That was gross though seeing that.
Me; Sorry.
Xenia: But still those tomatoes were tasty.
Varie: They sure were.
Airazor: Those tomatoes did give us a really hard time though. But we did good job facing them.
Camie: We sure did.
Nico: Also, Ikaros, Lacus Clyne, Scootaloo, Alana the Phoenix Angel, Silver Spoon, Spawn, Princess Luna, Celine CeCe Evan, Celestia, and Starlight will be backup core members.
Me: Sweet!
Starlight Glimmer: This is gonna be so awesome!
Me: And I remember Alana the Phoenix Angel. I haven't seen her in a long time.
Lincoln: And its been a while since I saw CeCe.
Me: Also we haven't recruited Lacus yet.
Nuci: Well yeah but we will soon.
Rainbow Dash: That is gonna be awesome that Scootaloo will be a backup.
Nico: Wonder what's going on this time.
Me: Well I'm afraid I have bad news.
Eli: What is it?
Me: Amity Blight's so-called mom escaped from prison and is out for revenge.
We gasped!
Lincoln: I can't believe Amity's so-called mother is back!
Me: I know. She doesn't know how to take a hint.
Amity: If she thinks she's going to destroy us again, she's got another thing coming.
Felicia Wittebane: That heartless old hag! I thought I'd made sure she'd never escape from her prison after I stripped her of her powers.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: How was this...?! (Thinks about it) Lincoln, do you think Astrid Bathsheba of The Order of The Black Cross was behind this?
Me: So the Order of The Black Cross is behind this!
Lincoln: If she is, then, Adara Dunstan and I are going to break her neck for that.
Felicia Wittebane: The Order of The Black Cross, eight of the most dangerous Satanic dark witches of Michigan. Nico told me they were killed four years ago thanks to Morgana and her Coven.
Nico: Yep, and from what you saw, they've returned from the dead four years later reborn as demons and were out for revenge. So far, six of them have been killed, and now, there's two left.
Me: Yep.
Lincoln: Astrid Bathsheba and the leader of The Order of the Black Cross herself, Morana Desdemona. We'll be rid of those two Satanic dark witches soon, and that'll leave us with Angela on Halloween.
As we walked through the Windriddle Palaces, suddenly, we sensed an energy signal and we saw an insane figure heading at both Luz and Amity with a knife in hand, but Luz and Amity kicked the figure away and we saw who the figure was: it was Odalia Blight, and she was out for blood and revenge.
Odalia Blight is a supporting antagonist in the Disney Channel animated series The Owl House.
She serves as the overarching antagonist of "Understanding Willow", a flashback character in "Young Blood, Old Souls" and "Them's The Breaks, Kid", the main antagonist of "Escaping Expulsion" and one of the two main antagonists (alongside Kikimora) of "Clouds on the Horizon".
She is the abusive wife of Alador Blight, mother and archenemy of Amity, Edric and Emira Blight, and the CEO of Blight Industries. Unlike the other residents of the Boiling Isles, she is aware of the true, genocidal nature of the Day of Unity, but supports it under the belief that Emperor Belos will reward her and make her and her family a lesser royalty.
She is voiced by Rachel MacFarlane, who also plays Hayley Smith on American Dad!, which is also created by her older brother Seth MacFarlane.
Not much is known about Odalia's past. What is known is that she was once an oracle student at Hexside along with Eda and Lilith Clawthorne, and her future husband Alador. Sometime after Lilith cursed Eda, Odalia married Alador, founded Blight Industries, and became the mother of three children: Emira, Edria, and Amity Blight.
She, alongside her husband Alador, forced Amity to end her friendship with Willow due to wanting to preserve their reputation as being "superior." When Amity refuses, Odalia threatens to prevent Willow from attending Hexside leading to Amity having to cut her ties with her childhood friend to protect her. She and Alador then arrange for Amity to befriend Boscha and the others due to the idea that they could mold her into being crueler and more ambitious.
Unbeknownst to her, Amity, thanks to Luz's intervention, was able to make amends with Willow.
Odalia and Alador are holding a private Blight Industries demonstration of a security Abomiton Soldier for investors and uses her daughter Amity to display its combat capabilities, but when Amity's photo of Grom night falls out of her pocket, she instantly destroys the abomination, causing the attendance to leave as sales for the Abomination plummet rapidly.
Odalia figures that Amity's friends are a distraction, and the next day, she forces Principal Bump to expel Luz, Willow and Gus from Hexside, as Amity watched regretfully. Luz confronts them as they leave, and Odalia offers Luz a deal to get them back in school: that she takes Amity's place in another showcase of Blight Industries' new weapons.
Luz agrees and takes a battering from the weapon demonstrations, struggling to resist with her glyphs, until a new Abomiton 2.0 model attacks her, which Odalia intends to have Luz completely eliminated with. However, Amity interferes, finally standing up to her parents and demanding they allow her friends back into school or else she will destroy the Abomination. Odalia falsely agrees, secretly intended to rescind the deal, but Alador reminds her that Blights always uphold their end of the bargain. Luz and Amity then feign defeat, allowing sales to go back up.
After this, Alador and Odalia are visited by the Golden Guard, They kneel before the emperor's emissary, who informs them that their weaponized products and efforts will now be sold exclusively to Emperor Belos, before warning them he does not take kindly to citizens producing a private army.
Odalia is mentioned when Amity styles and dyes her hair, revealing she dyes it green because her mother wanted her children "color coordinated", with Emira telling her "Mom will freak" when she sees it.
Odalia briefly appears in a photo of a young Alador winning the Bonesborough Brawl years ago. When Amity was old enough to enter, she arranged her to try out for the Emperor's Coven on the same day. Near the end of the episode, it was revealed Amity never wanted to join the coven, it was Odalia's dream, not hers. It is also mentioned she is still trying to dye Amity's hair green.
Odalia intimidates Alador by threatening to have their children work in the factory and ultimately reveals that she already knew that the Day of Unity was meant to kill all witchkind through the Draining Spell. However, rather than being appalled by it, Odalia instead was assisting the emperor in making the event happen under the belief that she and her family would be spared of the mass genocide, and they would rule as lesser royalty under Belos' new world order. This, of course, gives a lack of foresight that her family would also be in danger if she even cared.
When Alador finally stands up to her and tries to stop her, Odalia scoffs and leaves saying that she needed to find a more compliant business partner anyway. She also learns that Amity was dating Luz expressing disgust due to Luz's status as a criminal. Amity also states she would never talk to her again, effectively disowning her.
Although Odalia doesn't appear physically in the episode, she is briefly mentioned by Amity when Coven Guards confront them in the ship she and her friends stole, indicating she called them. She also appears briefly as a teenager in Eda's vision before beginning the plan to stop the draining spell, implying they used to be friends before Eda was cursed.
It is unknown what happened to Odalia when the draining spell occurred, although its highly likely she was affected by it just like everyone else and was likely saved when The Collector stopped it before it was completed.
Odalia Blight: You miserable fools ruined everything, the world could've finally belonged to Emperor Belos. Now, I will kill you all and have my revenge!
Amity: That's never going to happen!
Luz: Yeah! We've had it with you to last an eternity, Odalia Blight!
Me: You make me sick Odalia! Money is all you care about but the love of money s the root of all evil! You think you're so much better than everyone because you have all that money, but having all the money in the world can't buy you everything!
Odalia Blight: Like what?!
Nico: For one, true friendship. And true hard earned victories. Just to name a few.
Me: And also Power, Love, Companionship, and more!
Nico: That's right!
Me: You have no love in your heart Odalia! All you are is a greedy powerhungry control freak! And another thing, I"M GLAD THAT I KILLED EMPEROR BELOS!
Odalia was shocked and enraged!
Odalia Blight: YOU KILLED EMPEROR BELOS!?
Me: That's right! I show no remorse for it!
Nico: YEAH!
Odalia Blight: YOU MONSTER! HE WAS OUR FUTURE! HE WAS SAVING US!
HOW DELUSIONAL WAS THIS BITCH!?
Suddenly, the eyes of Luz and Amity turned neon hazel and neon bright golden, and they were both surrounded by colored energy auras with elemental forces, magic, and mythological animals, and as they approached Odalia Blight, they left colored energy, elemental forces, magic, and mythological animals with every step.
Luz: Odalia, none of us will ever forgive you for what you've done in helping Emperor Belos with his evil schemes.
Amity: And I'll also never forgive you for constantly making me miserable to suit your own selfish ambitions!
Odalia Blight: You dare to stand against me?! I'm your mother!
Amity: You stopped being my mother long ago, and now, not only do I want nothing to do with you.
Luz and Amity: We're both going to make sure you never show your face in the world again!
Suddenly, Luz and Amity were surrounded by massive vortexes of colored energy with elemental forces and magic surrounding the vortexes, there are owls and phoenixes flying around the vortexes, and in the vortexes are rainbow phoenixes. Then, as the vortexes faded, Luz and Amity emerged, but they were changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Luz grew to 7'1" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her brownish-purple pixie cut short hair, she has neon hazel eyes and a purple energy aura with owls, magic, and sorcery surrounding her, she has an owl along with a star above its head emblazoned on her forehead, she has on owl earrings with purple gems for eyes and the Magic and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with purple gems on the gold star links and purple crystal links and a purple owl-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is an owl with purple gems for eyes and holding the Magic and Eternity Kanjis in its talons for the pendant. Luz has on a short-sleeved half-white and half-indigo hoodie with cat ears attached to the hood, high-waisted jean shorts, dark grey capris leggings, white loafers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, magic, and moons on the coattails, and an owl on the back surrounded by stars and moons. Suddenly, Luz felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive brownish-purple angel wings with purple tips on the brownish-purple feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back. Luz has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger.
Luz has a brand-new Mage's Staff called Luz Noceda's Owl Mage's Staff of Magical Justice, it's a brand-new mage's staff measuring at 8'1" in length with a massive purple globe perched on top of four large gold owl heads with dark blue gems for eyes, a large purple gem surrounded by a golden ring, and a small gold dragon wrapped around one end of the long dark brown shaft and on the other end is a purple gem and below it are four smaller golden owl heads on top of a massive gold split crescent weight and a large purple gem on the bottom for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a golden owl head with purple gems for eyes and a large purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the owl that said, "Luz Noceda, Loving Daughter of Camila Noceda, Loving Friend of Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and Many, Member of The Boiling Isles Rebel Force, Loving Student of Eda Clawthorne, Loving Girlfriend of Amity Blight, Destroyer of Emperor Belos and His Followers, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Magic and Owls"
ルス・ノセダ、カミラ・ノセダ の愛情深い娘、柳 の愛情深い友人、猟師、フェリシア・ウィッテベイン、その他多数、ボイリング・アイルズ 反乱軍のメンバー、エダ・クローソーン の愛情深い学生、アミティ・ブライト の愛情深いガールフレンド、皇帝ベロス とその信奉者の破壊者、悪の殺し屋、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして魔法とフクロウの達人
Luz has transformed into SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY SUPERNATURAL MAGICAL OWL ANGEL OF DIVINE SUPERNATURAL MAGIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE OWL MAGIC LOVE!
And Amity grew to 7'1" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her chin-length light purple hair, she has neon golden eyes and a purple energy aura with owls, magic, and sorcery surrounding her, she has an owl along with a star and moon above its head emblazoned on her forehead, she has on owl earrings with purple gems for eyes and the Magic and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with purple gems on the gold star links and purple crystal links and a purple owl-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is an owl with purple gems for eyes and holding the Magic and Eternity Kanjis in its talons for the pendant. Amity has on a black short sleeve dress with orchid leggings, black point shoes with golden crescent moon buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, magic, and moons on the coattails, and an owl on the back surrounded by stars and moons. Suddenly, Amity felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive light purple angel wings with purple tips on the brownish-purple feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back. Amity has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger.
Amity has a brand-new Mage's Staff called Amity's Cat Mage's Staff of Magical Justice, it's a brand-new mage's staff measuring at 8'1" in length with a massive light purple globe perched on top of four large gold cat heads with dark blue gems for eyes, a large purple gem surrounded by a golden ring, and a small gold dragon wrapped around one end of the long dark brown shaft and on the other end is a light purple gem and below it are four smaller golden cat heads on top of a massive gold split crescent weight and a large purple gem on the bottom for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a golden cat head with light purple gems for eyes and a large light purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the owl that said, "Amity Blight, Ex-Daughter and Destroyer of Odalia Blight, Loving Owner of Ghost, Loving Friend of Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and Many, Member of The Boiling Isles Rebel Force, Loving Student of Eda and Lilith Clawthorne, Loving Girlfriend of Luz Noceda, Destroyer of Emperor Belos and His Followers, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Magic and Cats"
アミティー・ブライト、オダリア・ブライトの元娘で破壊者、ゴーストの愛情深い所有者、ウィローの愛情深い友人、ハンター、フェリシア・ウィッテベイン、その他多数、ボイリング・アイルズ反乱軍のメンバー、エダとリリス・クローソーンの愛情深い生徒、ルスの愛情深いガールフレンドノセダ、皇帝ベロスと彼の信奉者の破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、魔法と猫の達人
Amity has transformed into SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY SUPERNATURAL MAGICAL CAT ANGEL OF DIVINE SUPERNATURAL MAGIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE CAT MAGIC LOVE!
We were amazed by the transformations of Luz and Amity, but when Odalia Blight saw it, she went mad with insane rage and tried to kill them, but Luz and Amity fired powerful energy blasts at Odalia Blight and sent her flying into a wall, and it made her even more pissed off than ever.
Nico: So awesome, Luz and Amity have transformed!
Lincoln: Let them have their fun ripping her to shreds, while we deal with Another Eon, Nico.
Luz: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Supernatural Magic Owl and Divine Owl Magic Love) That's a good idea.
Amity: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Supernatural Magic Cat and Divine Cat Magic Love) Yeah, we won't be long.
Luz and Amity went after Odalia Blight and they fired powerful blasts of purple and light purple energy, magic, owl, cats, and elemental forces at Odalia Blight, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with their new Mage's Staves by hitting her with them and blasting her with purple and light purple blasts.
Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor!
Me: You give all loving parents EVERYWHERE a really bad name Odalia! Because of you Amity was lashing out as a bully before Luz came to the Boiling Isles! Now it's time for you to face justice and for Amity and her siblings and father to move in with us!
Odalia Blight: NEVER! I WILL NEVER ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN!
Me: Too late! KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Me: YEAH!
Sougo: (gets out Zi O II Ridewatch) Amity deserves a better mother
Nico: And it's CERTAINLY not going to be you!
Rider Time! (Synthesizer tone) Kamen Rider~! (Rider~!) Zi-O! (Zi-O!) Zi-O~! II!
Geiz: (gets out Dino Fury Ridewatch) I've been wanting to try this for a while!
Sougo became Zi O II while Geiz got DinoFuryRedArmor.
They were ready!
Odalia Blight: You don't understand! Emperor Belos was uniting us!
Me: No he wasn't! He was going to kill you all! He was pure evil!
Felicia Wittebane: That's right Odalia!
Odalia saw Felicia.
Felicia Wittebane: My ancestor was a monster that was going to kill all demons and witches no matter what! He killed his own brother in cold blood and because of that he was cursed! He did all sorts of horrible atrocities and he didn't care who lived or who died as long as he was going to destroy everyone in the demon world! I couldn't let that happen! Especially to Amity and Luz and their friends!
Odalia: You don't understand!
Felicia Wittebane: No YOU are the one that doesn't understand! Belos poisoned your mind with lies all for your own selfish greed! You don't care about your own children or your husband or anyone else other than your own selfish desires! Now it's time to put you in your place!
Nico: That's for sure!
Xenia: YEAH!
But Odalia would not listen to reason!
She went at us and Amity kicked her down.
Albedo turned into Negative Eon.
Negative Eon: Hope you guys don't mind that I use this.
Me: Not at all Albedo.
Nico: That is awesome.
I fired waves of fire and blasted her down.
Negative Eon fired a time ray and it hit Odalia and aged her to where she looked like a 150 year old woman.
Nico: Nice!
Then, Luz and Amity fired two powerful energy beams at Odalia Blight, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, killing her for good and she was incinerated. Then, as her spirit appeared, Luz and Amity drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead, and she was found guilty by ever witch that died at Emperor Belos' hand and at her hand, and she was being erased from existence.
Odalia Blight: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU BOTH, AMITY AND LUZ! DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! (Fades Away)
Odalia Blight was erased from existence for good. Amity and Luz powered down, and their new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings are permanent.
Nico: That's it for her!
Me: But we're not done yet.
Out came a figure and it was a black version of EON! It was ANOTHER EON!
Me: WHOA! Another Eon! This is a first!
Qin: Yeah! Eon was a bad one!
Camie: He sure was from the looks of it!
Another Eon: (In a girls voice) But it's good to see you again J.D.
Me: (Gasp) Camille Lemmington?
Another Eon: Good to see you again J.D.
Me: Same to you but I didn't expect you to be a Chronian.
Another Eon: Is that what I am?
Me: Yeah. They are time controlling aliens.
Another Eon: Wow!
Me: Yeah.
Nico: How do you know her J.D.?
Me: She is a superhero girl.
I pulled out a comic for her. She was called the Star Bikini Angel. She was a blond hair girl with a smoking hot purple bikini on and she had purple angel wings and had the powers of the stars.
Nico: Oh wow! That is amazing!
Qin: So awesome!
Me: Yep.
Maria: Did Swartz promise you anything?
Another Eon: Actually no. He passed out from me seducing him to let me go. I flew off before he woke up.
Me: Ooh! Used your feminine charm. Nice.
Nico: Clever.
Another Eon: That's true there.
Sakura Valencia: It sure is.
Vakama: Yeah!
Me: This will be awesome. Sorry we have to fight like this.
Another Eon: No worries. But that was awesome fighting Odalia.
Luz: Thanks. It sure was.
Nico: (takes out Warp's Ridewatch) Let's start things off!
Nico activated it and he fired a time ray and she dodged it and I flew into the air and slashed Another Eon down and fired waves of blue fire and smashed her down.
Qin: Oh yeah!
Xenia: So cool!
Luz: That was amazing!
Vakama: My turn!
He activated Pyro's Ridewatch.
He fired a massive blast of fire and smashed her down.
Me: YEAH!
Nico: That one burns!
Laney: It sure does!
Twilight Sparkle: YEAH! Time for me! (ACTIVATES KAOS'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of fire and water and smashed her down.
Nico: We actully have faced Eon before.
Another Eon: I heard about that. That was awful!
Me: It sure was.
Another Eon: He tried to erase your memories before the 20 Days of Darkness didn't he?
Me: That's right. But his powers didn't affect me and Eli.
Eli: No they didn't.
Qin: That monster was evil to the brink.
Camie: Whoa that is bad.
Nico: Although the mascots wrote everything down.
Me: Yeah.
Another Eon: Very clever. Like a trail of bread crumbs.
Qin: Yeah.
Laney: Very smart too.
Xenia: It sure was.
Tsuyu: Yeah that was genius.
Nico: Now, where were we?
Me: Right here.
I fired waves of blue fire and smashed her down.
But then a figure appeared and it was NUMBER 85: CRAZY BOX!
Me: Whoa! Number 85: Crazy Box!
Qin: Wow!
Sunset Shimmer: This is interesting.
Number 85: Crazy Box: (In a girls voice) Looks like this is getting good.
Nico: Jeanne Xennoxia!? Wow!
She reverted back and she had a black dress and had blond hair that was braided.
Jeanne Xennoxia: Good to see you again Nico. I got this.
She fired waves of energy and Camille was back to normal and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and I went over to her and picked her up. Camille was back to normal and she had purple hair, a smoking hot purple bikini and had purple star angel wings.
Camille Lemmington: (GROANS) What a horrible headache.
Me: But you're back to normal now.
Nico: That was awesome though.
Nico: We should get you some clothes.
I put a robe on her.
Camille Lemmington: Thanks.
Jeanne Xennoxia: But that was cool.
Vakama: It sure was. What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Jeanne Xennoxia: My favorite is when me and Nico were partners and we solved the worlds largest crossword puzzle and we solved it in less than 5 seconds and won the national championship.
Nico: That was awesome.
Qin: I remember seeing that. That was cool.
Eli: WOW!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Jeanne hugged.
Nico: I've missed you Jeanne.
Jeanne Xennoxia: Me too Nico. Me too.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Saber Kamen Riders, Anatankha, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, and Tahu are heading to Poveglia, an abandoned vine-covered island five miles off Venice, Italy, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but we're also going to exorcise the island of the dark spirits that've haunted Poveglia for over 1,000 years and help the trapped good spirits rest in peace.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Poveglia, an abandoned vine-covered island five miles off Venice, Italy, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but we're also going to exorcise the island of the dark spirits that've haunted Poveglia for over 1,000 years and help the trapped good spirits rest in peace.
Rei Vedovanera: (Italian Accent) Oh man, out of all the places in Venice, Poveglia is one place that has a haunted reputation going back to The Middle Ages.
Nico: Yikes!
Lincoln: And we're going to hear a lot about the island's history, and thanks for joining us, Tahu.
Tahu: You're welcome, Lincoln. So, what's the history behind Poveglia?
Rei Vedovanera: (Italian Accent) You're not going to like this one. In 1347, The Black Death was in Italy and was causing a lot of deaths here in Venice and all of Italy, and in order to do something to stop the spread of the plague, the officials began sending boat after boat of infected people here to Poveglia, and it's right here that thousands of them have died. Thus, giving rise to its name as The Island of No Return.
Me: Jeez.
Rei Vedovanera: (Italian Accent) But, it got worse, in the 19th Century, the people built a hospital on top of the Plague Pits of those who died here in the 14th Century due to The Black Death, and during that period, more people had died here from the so-called cures of the doctor who ran the hospital and from getting cremated in The Crematorium.
Nico: Man, this place is definitely an island of death.
We then arrived at Poveglia, and we felt all the dark spirits here, along with the cries of the trapped good spirits crying for help and Lincoln's ghost sense went off. Suddenly, our rainbow energy auras had flared up as we were sucking in all of the negative energy and we were gaining a massive power and energy boost and we were getting stronger and stronger and stronger still.
Lincoln: Whoa, this is a really heavy presence here, I can feel it, and the dark spirits aren't going to leave Poveglia that easily, but we sucked in and absorbed all of the negative energy that's festered in Poveglia for over 1,000 years.
Morgana DeRose: And it's made the dark forces of Lucedio even angrier than ever, but it's weakened them, and now, it's time to use our exorcism method.
Lincoln took to the air, and we followed him. Then, he made a massive green magic circle with Celtic knots and Celtic symbols and runes on the ground and it surrounded Poveglia. But, we also felt the presence of the dark spirits trying to resist, but Lincoln was ready. He took out his Flute of Ogma, and he began to play a beautiful melody, and the dark forces of Poveglia were roaring in anger as they were eventually forced out of Poveglia and are put into a Celtic knot magic circle to keep them from escaping, and Lincoln's melody continued to calm and soothe the angry spirits, and they were freed from the dark forces, and Poveglia has been exorcised for good and the magic circles disappeared.
Me: Wow, that was one awesome exorcism.
Laney: And thanks to the exorcism, Poveglia is now finally calm.
Lucy Loud: And all the trapped good spirits and the tormented spirits have finally been freed, and the suffering they've endured for over 1,000 years has been lifted.
Rei Vedovanera: (Italian Accent) Though Poveglia has been freed from the darkness, this land will not receive any visitors because what'd happened here has left a truly dark stain here.
Lincoln: That's right, Rei, but, we're not done yet, there's still the girls we need to rescue, and there's bound to be another one of Angela's zombified demon minions about to attack right...now!
?: HEEEEELLLLLP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of four girls calling for help, along with the sound of demonic growling in the air. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the four girls, but they've been cornered by Suzanne who's in her zombified demon form and she's going to kill them.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the four girls, but they've been cornered by Suzanne who's in her zombified demon form and she's going to kill them.
?: (Girl's voice) Angela's gone too far this time!
?: (Girl's voice) And we need to stop her!
Suddenly, we saw Kamion the Timelord and Zaborg the Thunder Monarch appear before us.
Nico: Whoa, that's Kamion the Timelord and Zaborg the Thunder Monarch, awesome.
Lincoln: And I'd recognize those two voices from anywhere, I knew it was you, Camie Emperyous and Nika Zaborg, but we'll talk later, we've got to stop Suzanne.
We rushed on over, and right before the demon Suzanne could claim her next victims, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Helen, and that allows the four girls to get to safety inside a rainbow energy field created by Lincoln to protect them from Suzanne, and when the demon servant of Angela Franklin saw us, she growled in demonic anger.
Lincoln: I should've guessed we'd run into you here, Suzanne, but we already dealt with Sal Romero, Jay Jansen, Max, Frannie, and Helen when they were sent by Angela Franklin and set them free from Angela's influence, we'll be ready for her when the day comes. But, now it's time we got rid of you.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Timmy transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celestial Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Magical Fairy Wolf Justice and Celestial Fairy Magic Hope and he had his large Lupus' Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and Eye of Lupus steel orb ready, Tahu, Timmy's friends, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered their massive swords and we transformed, and we went after Suzanne, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, we fired blasts of light which hits Suzanne, and it removes Angela's demonic influence and she was restored to normal form, but she was still dead. But, she was finally freed from Angela's demonic influence, and she was able to ascend to Heaven, now freed from the shackles of the demon. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That's another haunted location exorcised and another of Angela's minions put to rest for good. (To Camie Emperyous and Nika Zaborg) And it's good to see you again, Camie Emperyous and Nika Zaborg.
Camie Emperyous reverted back to normal, and she was a beautiful girl with long flowing black hair, yellow eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she had massive and beautiful yellow angel wings with stars in them, and she was dressed in a sleeveless yellow midriff top, long yellow skirt with the Sephiroth Tree of Life on it, yellow pants, yellow legwarmers, yellow knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with earth and angels on the coattails and Kamion the Timelord on the back and holstered on her back is a large Kamion the Timelord-themed greatsword with Kamion the Timelord etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged yellow blade, large yellow angel wings for the crossguard, large yellow gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large yellow angel wings and a large yellow gem below the angel wings for the pommel.
And Nika Zaborg reverted back to normal, and she was a beautiful girl with long flowing neon purple hair, purple eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has the Thunder Kanji on her forehead and massive and beautiful electric blue angel wings with stars in the feathers and she reigned in the power of Zaborg the Thunder Monarch, and she was dressed in a sleeveless purple blouse with lightning bolts, sleeveless purple shirt, long purple skirt with lightning bolts, purple pants, purple legwarmers, purple sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with lightning bolts and angels on the coattails and Zaborg the Thunder Monarch on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Zaborg the Thunder Monarch-themed greatsword with Zaborg the Thunder Monarch etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large purple angel wings for the crossguard, large electric blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large purple angel wings and a large electric blue gem on the bottom of the angel wings for the pommel.
Camie Emperyous: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's good to see you, Selene, Zaina, Vorya, Sandra, Sadie, Rachel, Michelle, Melanie, and Laney.
Nika Zaborg: Same with you, Charlene, Varie, Alina, Raven, Luna, Dawn, Darcy, and Gina as well, Hilary.
Hilary Thestalos: You too, Nika.
Selene Emperyous: Same here, Camie.
Lincoln went up to Camie Emperyous and Nika Zaborg and he hugged them both and they hugged him back, and Camie Emperyous and Nika Zaborg were very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces went even deeper when they saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice and seeing the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Camie Emperyous: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails, that's really new.
Nika Zaborg: Yeah, you can land an airplane on that more wider and more muscular back, squash a melon with those quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Whoa, Linc, you know these two girls?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, the first girl is Camie Emperyous, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and the fourth youngest child and one of the two Earth Masters of the Emperyous Sisters, Camie has incredible Earth Powers and she's also the fastest and psychic of the Emperyous Sisters, because she has the power to predict when things are going to happen and she's even an awesome scientist and Lisa respects her too.
Nico: Whoa, now that's really awesome!
Selene Emperyous: You got that right.
Lisa Loud: Her passion about science and having the power to predict anything that's going to happen truly intrigued me. Plus, she also hates Luan with a merciless vengeance.
We gasped.
Lincoln: I still remembered what Camie did to Luan long ago, but, we'll hear that later on, and the rest of you are going to like it. And the second girl is Nika Zaborg, she's my Guardian Angel of Earth and Rock from Michigan and my friend from Science Class, Nika's a powerful lightning user and she has amazingly powerful lightning powers, and she has the power to fire lightning at an infinite level of volts.
Nico: Whoa, now that's really awesome!
Me: It's like she's a true angel of lightning.
Lincoln: That's just what I also said, but she also hates Flip with a merciless vengeance because of what he did to her long ago, and she wants to make him pay for his crimes.
Nico: Uh oh, so we got two revelations coming up: one's about Luan and the other is about Flip.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appear around Camie Emperyous' neck and Nika Zaborg's neck with colored gems on the gold thunderbolt links and colored crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha which merged with their Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love, and their new Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love appeared on their necks.
Camie Emperyous and Nika Zaborg: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're part of harem and my many future wives, Camie and Nika.
Camie Emperyous and Nika Zaborg had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around the girls' waists and they wrapped their left and right arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to their faces and kissed them each passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The four girls are Hitori Gotou, Nijika Ijichi, Kita Ikuyo, and Ryou Yamada from Bocchi the Rock.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Hitori Gotou, Nijika Ijichi, Kita Ikuyo, and Ryou Yamada from Bocchi the Rock.
Nicole: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Hitori Gotou: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Hitori Gotou and the three other girls saw who it was that saved them from Suzanne, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird and Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white werewolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Hitori Gotou: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and the three clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Hitori Gotou: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Hitori Gotou, Nijika Ijichi, Kita Ikuyo, and Ryou Yamada with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team heard of what we did in exorcising Poveglia and helped all the spirits who were trapped here cross over to the afterlife, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Suzanne, another victim who was turned into a demon by the Demon of Hull House and started the whole nightmare.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in freeing Suzanne from Angela's influence and helping her finally cross over, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln, Camie Emperyous, and Nika Zaborg have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town. But, they've also been made aware that Angela Franklin is planning her return on Halloween, but we're going to make this her last Halloween when the day comes.
Maria: So, that's another haunted location exorcised and freed from the dark forces and another of Angela's zombified demon minions/victims freed from her influence and sent back to the Afterlife.
Lincoln: Yep, and that's what we're going to do until Halloween arrives.
Nico: And once Halloween arrives, Angela will make her move, and then, it'll be lights out for her for good. Plus, I didn't think Suzanne would be the next one to show up.
Lincoln: Me neither.
Me: But, if I remember right, Suzanne was the first of the group to be possessed by The Demon of Hull House, and then, when she infected Angela, that's when the whole nightmare began.
Nico: Yeah, that's right, now I remember. And it all stemmed from that séance they did.
Lincoln: Which was all Angela's idea, and the other knew it was a bad idea, especially with it being Halloween and they were in Hull House which was possessed by a demon.
Brittney: Messing with this sort of thing was never a good idea, especially on Halloween and when in a house that's been possessed by a demon, and look at what happened.
After we exorcised the the dark spirits from Poveglia and freed Helen from Angel's demonic influence, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Camie Emperyous and Nika Zaborg saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Camie Emperyous: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever.
Nika Zaborg: He's even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Camie Emperyous: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Camie, Nika, what are these two horrible revelations you have on Luan and Flip?
Camie Emperyous: Allow me to go first. Luan did a bunch of really horrible pranks on Lincoln in a maniacal bout of rage over a comedy act gone wrong when someone said that her act was not funny, which were the words no comedian ever wants to hear that. Luan snapped and went ballistic and she hurt her brother Lincoln so bad that he was in the hospital for days, and because of that, Luan earned both my wrath and vengeance and I want nothing more than to mount her head on a pike for what she did.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: Why, that psychotic, ballistic, good-for-nothing...!
Lincoln: Yeah, and Camie took me to the hospital where I was put into a full-body cast, and I was really scared of Luan for what she did.
Selene Emperyous: After she told us about what happened, we were all really pissed off at what that psychopathic prankster to Linky, and we wanted to rip her to shreds. But, Camie really wanted to do more than that, she wanted her head mounted on a pike!
Nika Zaborg: I always knew Luan would one day snap and go on a psychotic pranking spree, but to do what she did due to a comedy act going wrong and someone opening their big fat mouth telling her those words and to her own brother, Luan was literally asking for it. Okay, now it's my turn, the reason I hated Flip with a vengeance and wanted to make him pay for his crimes, it wasn't just all the other crimes he committed...he...(Voice Breaking) he conned my family out of all our money and made us dirt poor and homeless, and I vowed to kill him to get revenge.
We gasped in horrifying shock, except for me and the Louds, and Lincoln put up the 9,500-lb barbell and he went up to Nika Zaborg and hugged her, while she hugged him and cried onto his bare chest.
Nico: (Gasps) Why, that ugly, hairy, no-good, greedy, stupid mutant asshole!
Me: I remembered that day, and when Lincoln and the Louds found out, including me, we all swore to make Flip pay for what he did to Nika.
Nico: Flip went way too far that day. Nika, are your parents still around here?
Lincoln: No, Nico, two weeks after Nika and her parents lost all of their money thanks to Flip conning them out of everything, Nika's parents committed suicide and she was left all alone.
Nico was horrified.
Nico: (Horrified) My God.
Nika Zaborg felt Lincoln's massive and muscular body shake with undeniable fury, and his muscles bulged even more and she saw veins in his biceps and abnormally massive and muscular arms, and she saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up.
Lincoln: Flip crossed a serious line that day, he not only conned Nika and her family out of all their money and made them dirt poor and homeless, but Nika's parents committed suicide and left her all alone. Forget about Nika killing him, he'll be begging for death by the time I get through with him!
We gasped at the sheer extent of Lincoln's fury: Flip had signed his own death warrant for what he did six years ago.
Me: Oh crap.
Lori: Flip's going to be begging for death after Lincoln literally gets through with him.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Kei, Yuri, Kyoko, Misako, Bayonetta, Litchi Faye Ling, Makoto Nanaya, Rachel Alucard, Noel Vermillion, Hsien-Ko, Felicia (Darkstalkers), Morrigan Aensland, Princess Allura (Voltron: Legendary Defender), Chronoa, Team RWBY, Emerald Sustrai, Dew Gayl, Panty and Stocking Anarchy, Asuka Kazama, Lili De Rochefort, Ajna, Blaze Fielding, Tyris Flare, Ranamon, Jolyne Kujo, and Cassandra Alexandra are getting ready for the next harem bonding session.
Lincoln: This is going to be so awesome.
Ruby: You said it, Linky. Plus, today, you're going to exact Nika Zaborg's well-deserved payback on that mutant cheapskate, Flip.
Chronoa: After what he did in conning Nika and her family out of all their money and making them dirt poor and homeless, which also resulted in her parents committing suicide due to depression, it's been a long time coming.
Lincoln: Yeah, you're right.
Lincoln, Kei, Yuri, Kyoko, Misako, Bayonetta, Litchi Faye Ling, Makoto Nanaya, Rachel Alucard, Noel Vermillion, Hsien-Ko, Felicia (Darkstalkers), Morrigan Aensland, Princess Allura (Voltron: Legendary Defender), Chronoa, Team RWBY, Emerald Sustrai, Dew Gayl, Panty and Stocking Anarchy, Asuka Kazama, Lili De Rochefort, Ajna, Blaze Fielding, Tyris Flare, Ranamon, Jolyne Kujo, and Cassandra Alexandra head to Lynn's Table for a little humiliation on the jerks, and Lincoln saw Flip was snoring, and he glared at Flip.
Lincoln: Tyris, mind waking Flip up and be sure to burn his three-cheeked butt.
Tyris Flare: Gladly.
Tyris Flare fired a blast of fire and it hits Flip on his three-cheeked butt and he screamed in pain as he woke up and it pissed him off, as he was about to yell at them, but Lincoln glared fiercely at Flip
Lincoln: Don't you dare glare at us, fatso! You've had this coming for a long time especially when you were the one who conned Nika Zaborg and her family of all their money and made them dirt poor and homeless six years ago!
Chronoa: And now, your actions have come back to haunt you.
This horrified Flip: now he was in a ton of trouble.
Lincoln: Let me go first.
Lincoln charged up a massive ball of Rainbow Super Lightning and he was aiming it dead on at Flip, and he fired it and when it hit Flip, he was brutally electrocuted with an infinite level of volts, and it caused him to belch and fart out tons of coins and jewels.
Yang: Whoa, now that was brutal, Linky.
Lincoln: Flip had this coming for a long time, and before anyone asks, Nika let me feed on her blood, and now, I can fire lightning at an infinite level of volts.
Kei, Yuri, Kyoko, Misako, Asuka Kazama, Lili De Rochefort, Ajna, and Blaze Fielding were up next and they pulverized Flip badly and Blaze Fielding kicked Flip hard in the crotch, and he still felt the pain of what happened from long ago.
Lincoln: Ooh, nice one, Blaze. Okay, who's up next?
Bayonetta: (British Accent) Allow me, darling.
Bayonetta summoned her main Infernal Demon, Madama Butterfly, who proceeded to flatten Flip and the other jerks into pulp, and that caused them to belch and fart out tons of coins and jewels.
Lincoln: Should've known you'd summon your main Infernal Demon for this one, Bayonetta.
Litchi Faye Ling, Makoto Nanaya, Rachel Alucard, and Noel Vermillion fired elemental blasts at the jerks, and they got electrocuted and burned, and that caused them to belch and fart out tons more of gold coins and jewels.
Hsien-Ko, Felicia (Darkstalkers), and Morrigan Aensland fired blasts of darkness at the jerks, and they got attacked by the creatures of the night, who clawed at their faces leaving scars on them.
Princess Allura (Voltron: Legendary Defender), Chronoa, Jolyne Kujo, and Cassandra Alexandra fired blasts of lightning at the jerks and electrocuted them, and they belched and farted out more coins and jewels.
Lincoln put targets on the jerks' heads, and then, Team RWBY, Emerald Sustrai, and Dew Gayl fired elemental blasts at the jerks which formed into anvils which landed on the targets on their heads and more coins and jewels came out of them.
Lincoln: Classic trick: anvil landing on someone's head.
Tyris Flare fired blasts of fire at the jerks and they got incinerated badly, and that caused them to fart out even more gold coins and jewels.
Panty and Stocking Anarchy punched Icky Vicky hard in the mouth and knocked out all of her teeth, and to finish them off, Lincoln and Ranamon prepared their grand finale by firing massive jets of rose-scented water at the jerks and they got a bath, and when Flip saw he was squeaky clean, he freaked out, and so did NO MA'AM.
Peggy Bundy: This is all your fault, Al. If your antics hadn't gotten the attention of...
Peggy got silenced by Lincoln who fired ice at her mouth and shut her up.
Lincoln: Actually, all of you were to blame for that one. See you all next time!
Lincoln, Kei, Yuri, Kyoko, Misako, Bayonetta, Litchi Faye Ling, Makoto Nanaya, Rachel Alucard, Noel Vermillion, Hsien-Ko, Felicia (Darkstalkers), Morrigan Aensland, Princess Allura (Voltron: Legendary Defender), Chronoa, Team RWBY, Emerald Sustrai, Dew Gayl, Panty and Stocking Anarchy, Asuka Kazama, Lili De Rochefort, Ajna, Blaze Fielding, Tyris Flare, Ranamon, Jolyne Kujo, and Cassandra Alexandra then had some lunch and we came into Lynn's Table, and we saw the humiliation Lincoln and the girls put the jerks through, and we laughed hysterically.
Me: Oh man, now that was really, really brutal.
Nico: Too brutal and way too hilarious!
Lincoln: Thanks, guys, and we had a lot of fun on this session. But, let me humiliate them with this one last trick before we head home.
Lincoln then made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to Kei, Yuri, Kyoko, Misako, Bayonetta, Litchi Faye Ling, Makoto Nanaya, Rachel Alucard, Noel Vermillion, Hsien-Ko, Felicia (Darkstalkers), Morrigan Aensland, Princess Allura (Voltron: Legendary Defender), Chronoa, Team RWBY, Emerald Sustrai, Dew Gayl, Panty and Stocking Anarchy, Asuka Kazama, Lili De Rochefort, Ajna, Blaze Fielding, Tyris Flare, Ranamon, Jolyne Kujo, and Cassandra Alexandra and they hug the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the girls wrap their left arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and they placed their right hands on the massive wide and muscular left pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and they shared a passionate and romantic kiss, and that made the jerks sick.
Flip: Yuck, gross!
Lincoln: Ah, go bathe your feet in nacho cheese, you mutant cheapskate!
We cheered for Lincoln, and we came back home to The World Tree Estate and when Lincoln and the girls told everyone of what they did on their first harem bonding session, they laughed hysterically.
Maria: Serves those jerks right.
Eli: And that was really really painful and hilarious.
Lincoln: I'm glad you guys liked that. And Nika, take a look.
Nika Zaborg saw everything that Lincoln and the girls did to Flip, and when she saw what Lincoln did in firing that massive ball of Rainbow Super Lightning which electrocuted Flip with an infinite level of volts, she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck and hugged him, and he hugged her back.
Nico: Lincoln vowed he wasn't going to let Flip get away with what he did, and he not only lived up to his word, but he also provided proof of what he did, Nika.
Nika Zaborg: That's more than enough to make my parents proud.
Lincoln: That's right.
Nico: Yeah. Oh, Cornelia, today's your second Ambassador mission.
Cornelia: Awesome.
Rayman: And as you know, I'm also coming. Not only to help keep the Rabbids under control, but I also can't wait to kick some Sporix butt.
Me: Nice.
Nico: That's right, those Sporix are going to be in even more big trouble when they see The Guardian of the Glade of Dreams here.
We were then watching TV at the estate and it was a really awesome show about cavemen and how they lived thousands of years ago.
Me: Wow. It's amazing how much man has evolved over the years.
Qin: No kidding.
Poromon: Hey guys! Look what we have!
They had something under a tarp that was on a red wagon.
Sir George: May I ask what you just brought home?
Poromon: Check it out!
Poliwag: Meet my ancestor!
He unveiled a huge block of ice and inside it perfectly preserved and frozen was a prehistoric Poliwag!
We were in awe!
Nicole: Oh wow!
Me: Wow! A Prehistoric Poliwag!?
Nico: Whoa!
Nicole: Wow! Poliwag this is amazing! It was frozen here in ice. From the looks of things it is over 30,000 years old.
Nico: Yeah.
Varie: This is incredible!
Ash: Wow! We never saw a prehistoric Pokemon like this.
Me: Yeah! I've never seen this before. Usually we have prehistoric Pokemon like Omanyte, Omastar, Kabuto, Kabutops and Aerodactyl but never something like this.
Nico: Yeah this is amazing.
Pikachu: Pika.
Then he busted out of the ice!
Pepe Le Pew: (French Accent) Sacre Bleu! He's unfrozen!
Maria: And he has a caveman stick for a tail. Oh boy…
Me: Whoa! This is gonna be interesting.
Poliwag went over to him.
Poliwag: It's okay. We mean you no harm. I am your fellow Pokemon. We are friends.
Caveman Poliwag yelled in fright and then hit Eli and Lincoln with his tail!
BLAM SMASH!
Cybertron Ransack: He's gone wild! Everyone run for your lives!
Caveman Poliwag them grabbed Horsea.
Lincoln: (Stupid dazed talk) Mommy read me the story about the bunny.
Eli: (Dazed) Mommy I don't want to go to school today.
Laney used her vines and restrained it and Poliwag calmed down the caveman Poliwag and made it better.
Poliwag: It's okay. It's okay. We're friends.
Caveman Poliwag: (Coos)
Poliwag: Yes we are friends.
Poliwag gave it an apple and he loved it.
Varie got some ice for Lincoln and Eli and they had really nasty bumps on their heads. Ouch.
Freeway: It's okay. All of us are friendly. And we can teach you about the modern world.
We got to work and taught him everything like how Mordecai and Rigby did and it produced amazing and great results. He was well adapted to the 21st Century and it was cool.
Caveman Poliwag: Poliwag happy to be with new friends.
Me: We're glad to help you out.
Poliwag: It sure is awesome too.
Nico: Yeah.
Mordecai: Looks like Gregg and Diane have an awesome friend too.
Nico: They sure do.
Disk Wars Silver Samurai: I believe Caveman Poliwag grabbed Horsea is because he was attracted to her.
Horsea: It was strange but crazy.
May: Yeah it was.
Maria: But at least we helped Caveman Poliwag out.
Nico: We sure did. Now it's time for us to get ready for our next mission.
Then 10,000 Volt Ghost, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Fireor, Whirlin, Seadramon, Count Nocturne, Oculous, Whiteout, The Rowdyruff Boys, Technus, Evil Elec Man, Evil Splash Woman, Evil Flame Man, MMPR Eye Guy, Copper Cranium, Evil Skull Man, Stormy, Lexaeus, Blackbird, and Evil Magma Man appeared.
10,000 Volt Ghost: Can me, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Fireor, Whirlin, Seadramon, Count Nocturne, Oculous, Whiteout, The Rowdyruff Boys, and Technus go with you guys?
Evil Elec Man: Me, Evil Splash Woman, Evil Flame Man, MMPR Eye Guy, Copper Cranium, Evil Skull Man, Stormy, Lexaeus, Blackbird, and Evil Magma Man will come too.
Nico: Yes you all can go with us.
Evil Elec Man: Whoa is that a prehistoric Poliwag!?
Poliwag: It sure is. We found him frozen in a block of ice.
Nicole: He was in there for 30,000 years.
Caveman Poliwag: Poliwag honored to meet you.
Copper Cranium: Pleasure is ours.
They saw Lincoln and Eli with nasty bumps on their heads.
MMPR Eye Guy: Geez! You hit them hard.
Caveman Poliwag: Poliwag sorry. Poliwag was scared.
Nico: It's all right.
King Kai then called.
King Kai: (Telepathically to Nico) Nico, everyone can you hear me?
Nico: King Kai what's wrong?
King Kai: I'm afraid you aren't going to like this one. On the planet Valmorg the version of Venom that you guys hate some much from the 2007 movie is reeking havoc with evil volcanic tarantulas called Lavalanchulas! They are Spiders made of pure lava and breathe fire and lava.
We gasped in shock and horror!
Me: The 2007 Version of Venom! I hate that one!
Venom: That version of us is a disgrace!
Nico: We'll gladly stop him King Kai!
Camie: What is a Lavalantula?
Me: It's a spider made of coal and lava.
I showed her a picture of one.
It is a coal black spider. Its eyes are reddish orange. Their mouths drip lava. Their queen was as tall as a house. Their bites look like burns. When bitten, eventually what appear to be juvenile Lavalantula swarm out of the victim's mouth and proceed to burn them alive. Despite their immense size, even the queen was able to crawl up walls. They don't spin webs. Everything about them was super-heated. Mixing their blood with gasoline caused an explosion. Florida Lavalantulas are larger, hotter and nastier. Their queen was the size of a large building. They were capable of shooting spines from their abdomen.
Camie: Whoa! That is scary!
Tsuyu: Ugly too!
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Camie: But why does Nico hate that version of Venom so much?
Me: Well first I better tell you about his history. He's the same Venom, Same Real Name, same background, same powers, but a whole different personality.
I went over his history.
Edward "Eddie" Brock Jr., later known as Venom, is the final antagonist of Sam Raimi's Spider Man trilogy, being briefly mentioned in Spider-Man before serving as the main antagonist of Spider-Man 3.
He was a former freelance photographer and Peter Parker/Spider-Man's rival at the Daily Bugle who, after bonding with the symbiote, turned into an unhinged and monstrous mutant equipped with the same suit and powers of Spider-Man. This, alongside his personality, makes him Spider-Man's evil counterpart. He is an adaptation of Venom from the original comics. He is Spider-Man's third archenemy.
He was portrayed and voiced by Topher Grace, who also played Edwin in Predators, Adrian Yates in American Ultra and David Duke in BlacKKKlansman.
Spider-Man
At the time of Spider-Man's first appearance in New York, Eddie Brock is already an active freelance photographer. While mulling over what to make of Spider-Man, The Daily Bugle editor Robbie Robertson is heard remarking "Eddie's been trying to get a picture of him for weeks".
As a Photographer on Daily Bugle
At first glance, Eddie is an exact opposite to Peter Parker in almost every way imaginable; he dresses in spiffy designer clothes, uses enormous hair product, rides a motorcycle, and seems to have a progressively tanned complexion.
As a boyfriend for Gwen Stacy
Eddie is louder, more flamboyant, more able to schmooze and socialize, and overly arrogant and obnoxious, but certainly a lot more polished. However, Eddie lacks elsewhere, he apparently has no real friends or close family possibly due to his arrogant personality. Eddie considers himself a ladies' man, but the ladies themselves don't concur. He is known to have once dated Gwen Stacy who's a model and a physicist.
Losing his Job and Transformation
After one coffee date, she has no interest in pursuing things further. Eddie flirts with J. Jonah Jameson's secretary Miss Betty Brant. She's amused at the gesture, but brushes him off. And his cologne seems to disgust more than it attracts. After the alien symbiote took him over, Peter began to act more like Eddie.
After losing his job and his reputation for forging a photo of Spider-Man robbing a bank, Eddie saw Peter with Gwen Stacy and was as depressed as ever. Angry at Peter for ruining his life and refusing to accept that him losing his job was his fault, he went into a church and prayed for Peter's death. Almost like a divine hand granted his wish, he heard a scream from above.
Peter was at the top of the bell tower attempting to tear the symbiote suit from his body and with the help of the bell's thunderous chimes, the suit seemed to be shrieking in pain. Peter ripped off the symbiote, and as it fell, it landed on Eddie, transforming him into Venom.
The Black
In the one-shot comic tie-in for the film The Black, Eddie slowly gets used to the symbiote. At first driven mad by the alien's attempts to communicate with him, he attacks several teenagers in his lunacy and attracts the attention of some police officers. After fighting them off, he finally allows the symbiote to communicate with him, and it sends images of Parker's life and role as Spider-Man to Eddie, confirming his suspicions that Parker was Spider-Man. By tapping into the symbiote's memories of Spider-Man, Venom is able to replicate his abilities of web production, wall-crawling, and super strength. He sneaks over to the Stacy apartment and watches Gwen through a window. After she leaves the room, he breaks in to look at Captain Stacy's files, and finds Flint Marko's file, inspiring him to choose him as a potential ally.
Making Flint Marko his ally
Brock, now re-born as Venom, traveled around the city web-slinging and swinging in Spider-Man's own style, looking for the real Spider-Man himself. While doing so, he happened to run into the Sandman in an alley. The Sandman attacked Venom, believing him to be Spider-Man, but Venom proposed that the two of them form a partnership to kill the web-slinger, which the Sandman agreed on.
The Final Battle and Killing Harry
Brock later captured Mary Jane Watson through use of a taxi. Peter put on his old traditional blue and red Spider-Man costume when he heard of her disappearance. Upon arriving at Venom's trap, Peter attempted to plead with Eddie and warned of the dangers of the symbiote, and the unholy being it made its wearer. The cautions didn't faze Eddie as he preferred being evil. But then Peter's friend Harry Osborn came blazing onto the scene to save Peter, in his New Goblin gear.
Harry tried to keep The Sandman at bay while Peter tried to take care of Venom. Then, Harry sacrificed himself to save Peter and Mary Jane during the ensuing fight, Venom fatally stabbing him with his own glider, similar to how Norman Osborn died.
Recalling the symbiote's weakness to sonic vibrations, Peter gets into a fit of furious rage for what Venom did to Harry, as he took 2 pipes and banged them together, temporarily weakening Venom. Then Peter trapped venom in a wall of steel pipes and banged one against the row of other pipes, making a thundering chiming to make Venom writhe in pain, revealing Brock as he screams in pain too, and Peter finally rips Brock from the symbiote, separating both Brock and the suit.
However, the symbiote, now completely independent, and full of rage makes an attempt to desperately kill Peter, but Peter was still more filled with more rage than suit was as he banged a pipe again as it still weakens the symbiote to back away.
Death
Peter grabbed one of Harry's pumpkin bombs and hurled it right at the alien matter. In an unexpected surprise, Eddie became horrified as he knew what was about to happen and instead ran towards the symbiote in order to don it once more. Peter was shocked at what Eddie was doing and began rushing to save him, but was too late when the bomb detonated, destroying them both.
When I was finished everyone was shocked and horrified and more!
Qin: WHY THAT MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE!
Nico: YEAH! He is a disgrace to our Venom!
Camie: What a fuckwad!
Nico: YEAH!
Butch: That's not the Venom we know!
Boomer: He would never hurt innocents even when he still hated Spidey!
Me: No kidding and shit there!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: Ironically it was also Dark Danny that used his lines too.
Buddy Pine: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: I'm gonna go for one for Number 83: Galaxy Queen.
Me: Ooh! A Stellar one next.
Qin: Yeah.
Camie: Yeah that will be awesome.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye and the red iris of Lynn's Third Eye of The Buddha glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was: the figure was Astrid Bathsheba of The Order of The Black Cross, and she's heading here to get revenge on The Knightmare Coven of Justice for not only killing them four years ago, but also on us for what happened to Elena Charna, Marianna Blakely, Pandora Marwood, Claudia Umbra, Nimue Badriyah, and Lilith Draconia. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, Lynn, is Astrid Bathsheba on the move?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and she's heading here to get revenge on The Knightmare Coven of Justice for not only killing them four years ago, but also on us for what happened to Elena Charna, Marianna Blakely, Pandora Marwood, Claudia Umbra, Nimue Badriyah, and Lilith Draconia. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Me: Morana's already losing both her patience and her sanity as the members of her Satanic coven were dropping like flies.
Nicholette Torrington: With the members of The Order of The Black Cross falling one by one, Morana Desdemona and Astrid Bathsheba are getting really pissed off big time, and they're already falling into rage and anger. But, that witch Astrid's going to pay for what she's done, especially when you and Lincoln teach her a lesson, Adara.
Adara Dunstan: Yeah, and I still owe her for what she tried to do in trying to cause the deaths of my parents by using black magic, and I can never forgive her for what she tried to do.
Clara St. Clarice: Yeah, but watch it with her, you know she may still have those dark powers of hers.
Nico: Uh oh, this is going to get really crazy. Alright, gang, let's go, we've got a spider made of pure lava to destroy.
Lincoln: An infernal eight-legged spider made of pure lava?! Oh, Dad's going to have nightmares for weeks if he sees that thing, and once we get through with those Lavalantulas, you're next, Astrid Bathsheba!
Ryugu Tamatebacco: Let's get the ship ready.
Evil Splash Woman: With pleasure.
We went to the shop and we were off to the planet Valmorg.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7048.3: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to the volcanic planet Valmorg located 214 million lightyears away from Earth in the galaxy NGC 3987. Our mission is to destroy a bunch of volcanic spiders called Lavalantulas and the 2007 version of Venom and make that monster pay for his crimes.
Me: This will be justice of the highest order brought to Eddie Brock. (To our Eddie) No offense.
Eddie Brock: None taken. But yeah this version of me is awful.
Nico: He sure is.
Qin: Yeah no kidding. I saw what he was like on Spiderman 3 and that was a rotten to the core badass Son of a Bitch version of Venom.
Me: He sure was.
Venom: We agree there too.
Donna Diego: I remember seeing that one and he was a monster.
Scream: He sure was.
Leslie Gesneria: He sure was pure evil.
Agony: I can't argue with that.
Gemini Man: That version of you was rotten even before bonding with his Venom symbiote.
Venom: Boy no kidding!
Me: He also wanted Mary Jane all to himself too.
Mary Jane: That is awful!
Me: I got a few choice words to say to him when we face him.
Nico: Uh oh. He is going to the see the old Knudson Reprimanding of Love.
Me: Even though Mary Jane and Peter are already spoken for yes. I'm going to give him that.
Camie: You go get him tiger.
We laughed at that name.
Me: (LAUGHS) Thanks Camie. But yeah.
Spiderman patted me on my back.
Spiderman: You show no mercy on that son of a bitch.
Me: With pleasure Peter.
Fireor: He also made his own fake photos
Evil Flame Man: Really? How?
Me: I remember seeing those. He framed Spiderman and turned the black suited version of him into a criminal!
Eddie Brock: Yeah it's true.
He showed me the magazines from the Daily Bugle.
Eddie Brock: Found this on the internet.
Me: Well I'll be! Just like on the movie.
Nico: Oh yeah! I remember those.
Me: Yeah no kidding. Eddie Brock in that world tried to sabotage Peter's hero life.
Eli: No kidding. Ow.
Me: You all right bro?
Eli: My head will be really sore.
Me: You're lucky it didn't smash your skull in.
Eli: Yeah.
Me: And these photos were all altered. Black Suit over the original and Spiderman having a big bag of money in his hands to make him look like a criminal. These were all forged.
Qin: Yeah they sure were.
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Lugnutz: We're coming up to the planet.
Nico: On screen.
We saw that we were at the planet Valmorg and it was a reddish orange version of Venus and it was hotter too.
Me: Whoa! We never saw the planet Valmorg from space. It really DOES look like a red version of Venus.
Xenia: It sure does. Wow.
Laney: This is amazing. Scary seeing it from up here.
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: Lets engage the heat shields and land.
We engaged the heat shields and landed and we got out and the planet was just as hot and scary as ever.
Me: Wow.
Varie: Hot and brutal.
Whirlin: Damn, it's hot!
Me: It's over 2,500 degrees Fahrenheit here.
MMPR Eye Guy: Eye think I'm sweating!
We laughed at that pun.
Me: (LAUGHS) Good one!
Nico: But yeah I'm really sweating.
Eli: Me too.
Laney: Yeah. We're going to be dripping sweat.
Me: Good thing we can live in the most inhospitable of all conditions.
Commando Man: By the way, Soji, Lisa made a new super form for you.
Souji: Really? I can't wait to see it.
Qin: You'll love it.
Nokama: Guess that means it's time for us to shine next.
Nico: Yep.
Souji: Sweet!
Seadramon: By the way, Nico, have you decided on any 6 member teams yet.
Nico: Luan will have Tony Jones, Black Vulcan, Dazzler, Luz from the X Men, and Lightning Lass on her team. Eddy will have Daughter, Princess Bubblegum, Ahsoka Tano, Rey Skywalker, and Firestorm on his team.
Copper Cranium: Good choices.
Me: Those are cool!
Rey: (British Accent) It'll be an honor to be part of Eddy's team.
Luan: This is gonna be awesome!
Eddy: Yeah it sure is! I'm honored.
Tony Jones: Same here too.
Ahsoka Tano: I have a feeling this will be fun.
Bugly: I hope we have a sub zero blast to cool that beast off.
Me: Oh we will.
Nico: We have plenty of ice and water.
Me: Yep.
Maria: Good.
Nico: We're going to kill the Symbiote and throw 2007's Eddie Brock in jail for his crimes.
Qin: Good idea Nico.
Xenia: He deserves to be locked up for his crimes.
Zhuqiaomon: Yes he sure does.
Count Nocturne: First, we need to deal with the Lavalantula.
Evil Skull Man: Shouldn't be that hard.
Me: Well don't look now because here comes one right now!
We saw a small Lavalantula! It was a small spider made of coal and lava!
Nico: Whoa! So that's a Lavalantula!
Lynn Sr. jumped into Nico's arms in fright!
Nico: OOF!
Lynn Sr.: SPIDERS!
Nico: YOU'RE GIVING ME A HERNIA MR. LYNN!
Mushi: (laughs) That's it? We can take this down easily!
It shrieked and then fired waves of lava and we saw that it was yellow hot lava that it fired from its mouth!
Me: WHOA That is hot!
Nico: Lethal!
Numbuh 1 then smelled something.
Numbuh 1: Hey who's cooking hamburgers?
Numbuh 5: It's not hamburgers Numbuh 1! YOUR BUNS ARE BURNING!
HIS BUTT WAS ON FIRE!
Numbuh 1: WOOHOHHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHHO! PUT IT OUT!
Lexaeus: Anyone got a bucket?
Oculous: I got one!
He pulled out one and Maria filled it up and Numbuh 1 put his butt in it and steam came out of it.
Numbuh 1: (SIGHS IN RELIEF)
Nico: Whoa.
Maria: Now for this spider.
She fired waves of water and extinguished it and turned it into a rock statue.
Nico: Wow! It turns into a rock statue.
Me: It's made of pure lava.
Maria: Yeah.
Yondu: That wasn't too bad!
Me: Don't speak so soon Yondu. Where there is one there is bound to be many more.
Qin: Yep. Still this one would make an awesome garden ornament.
Volcana: It sure would. Perfect for me.
Nico: Yeah it would.
Volcana picked it up and teleported it back to the ship.
Eli: I sense that there are many more of them 200 klicks ahead.
Nico: Oh boy.
Whiteout: Let's get a move on.
Stormy: There are probably some big ones ahead.
Nico: My thoughts exactly.
We got to walking and along the way we blasted and cooled numerous small ones and some big ones as big as cars and even ones as big as houses.
Me: Wow those are huge!
Qin: Yeah! I hate to imagine what the biggest one of them all is like.
Camie: Same here.
Cicadacon: Let's not find out.
Nico: Oh boy.
We got close to a crater.
Eli: The biggest signal is coming from in that crater.
Nico: Oh boy.
We got to climbing the hill and we got to the top and then in the middle of the crater we saw THE BIGGEST SPIDER OF THEM ALL! IT WAS AS BIG AS A 3000 FOOT HIGH SKYSCRAPER AND IT WAS AS BIG AS 35 CITY BLOCKS! HOLY CRAP!
Me: That is one BIG ASS SPIDER!
Qin: Whoa! It's massive!
It roared ferociously!
Xenia: Whoa!
Eli: Look on its head!
We saw 2007 VENOM ON ITS HEAD!
Brick: There's the asshole Venom!
Blackbird: Let's do an entrance on him!
Nico: YEAH!
We went at them and then Venom was roaring ferociously and then the spirits of all the Spiderman Heroes and Villains appeared and swirled around him and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above him and fireballs rained down and smashed the Gargantuan Lavalantua all over and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out. I flew over to 2007 Venom.
Me: Hello Eddie!
2007 Venom: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Me: Oh look my Spidey Sense is Tingling.
I teleported and kicked him and smashed him into the ground.
Arixam: You're a piece of shit, do you know that?!
2007 Venom: (laughs) Like I care. Who gives a fuck about responsiblity and all that crap? When I can do whatever the Hell I want to come out on top!
Me: I don't think so!
I teleported and kicked him in the face and smashed him down.
Me: You are a low down dirty motherfucking piece of fuckshit crap!
2007 Venom got up and I picked up and rock and threw it and it hit him square in the back of his head and he roared extremely ferociously at me!
Me: Oh roar yourself!
2007 Venom: Parker stole everything from me.
Me: Because YOU Made him look like a criminal!
Spiderman: Now lets talk about this! It doesn't have to be this way.
2007 Venom: You're so right. I'm thinking… humiliation. Kind of like how you humiliated me. Do you remember? Do you remember what you did to me? You made me lose my girl, now I'm gonna make you lose yours. How's that sound, tiger?
Me: You brought all that on yourself you piece of fuckshit! Mary Jane is not an object! She is a human being! You make me sick!
Nico: You call yourself Venom? You don't deserve that title! Even Bully Maguire, who gave Peter a bad name, is more entertaining than you!
2007 Venom: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH! WHAT DOES PARKER EVEN HAVE THAT I DON'T!? I HAVE THE SYMBIOTE! AND WITH IT, ALL ITS' POWER!
Spiderman: For starters, no version of me would make fake photos.
Venom: And even when we still hated Spider Man, we would never put innocent people in danger!
2007 Venom: (laughs) I guess that makes you the weak one who won't do what it takes to win.
Technus: Weak one? Have you seen yourself? You're skinny compared to the Venom we know.
Evil Magma Man: We may have thrown our version of Jameson in jail. And the Yost Version saw the error of his ways. But we actually do approve of your version of Jameson firing you for making fake photos!
Me: That's right you shitsucking motherfucking trashheap! Our version of Venom is a much better version of you than YOU EVER WILL BE! You know why? Because he has something THAT YOU NEVER WILL HAVE! A HEART!
Nico: And you only have HATRED! AND FOR THAT FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKSHITTING PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING MEAT!
Eli: (FLIPS THE BIRD AT HIM)
Then Zavok, Red Ghost, Abomination, LaGrange, Stonedozer, Firebrand, Touch & Go, Whiger, Griffin, Chillyfish, Kuroto Dan, Cheese Monster, Evil Drill Man, Secret Snake Club, Stinkor, Reverse Flash, Space Kook, Pericles, Ozzie Ostritch, and Roman Torchwick appeared.
Nico: Zavok, Red Ghost, Abomination, LaGrange, Stonedozer, Firebrand, Touch & Go, Whiger, Griffin, Chillyfish, Kuroto Dan, Cheese Monster, Evil Drill Man, Secret Snake Club, Stinkor, Reverse Flash, Space Kook, Pericles, Ozzie Ostritch, and Roman Torchwick.
Stinkor: We heard you guys yelling! Wow! You really laid down the law on this sick version of Venom!
Wendy Sapphira: Boy they sure did!
Me: Nice and colorful too.
Zavok: You know it's saying something when any version of Jameson is sick of this Venom's shit.
Red Ghost: I guess the Jameson that fired this asshole has honor.
Abomination: And standards.
Me: Yes he sure does.
Qin: I agree.
LaGrange: (to Nico) We heard you fought Amity's mom.
Nico: We sure did.
Stonedozer: I hope you hurt her good!
Me: Oh we did and Luz and Amity gave her the Black Gates.
Stonedozer: Wow! Good riddance.
Qin: Yep.
Me: She deserved it too.
Epoxar appeared again.
Me: Back for another round I see.
Epoxar: Yep I sure am.
Qin: Awesome.
Epoxar: So, no hard feelins about last time?
Lori: As long as you don't try that again on us.
Epoxar: Noted. I don't think it'll work on you guys now anyway.
Lynn: But you can try that on asshole Venom here.
Epoxar: Okay then.
Epoxar stuck some of his glue to 2007 Venom and then…
RIIIIIPPP!
HE ROARED FEROCIOUSLY IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN AS HIS SKIN RIPPED! OUCH!
Me: YIKES! That must've really hurt!
Nico: Ouch! But it was fitting.
Laney: Yep.
We got the usual battles underway.
Ace Bunny, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Disk Wars Silver Samurai and Disk Wars Mandarin VS Zavok - Nico's rescue and battling Amity's so-called mom
Zavok was first.
Zavok: (to Ace) Nico's rescue involved the defeat of Amity's so-called mom. Amity deserves better!
Ace Bunny: I agree there. Amity is now in better hands with us and Felicia and her siblings and father.
Twilight Sparkle: That is for sure. She deserves someone that is not controlling and only cares about money. She needs love and friendship.
Starshine Sparkle: I agree there. Amity and Luz are much better now that Odalia is gone.
Spyro: You said it there.
Zavok: I agree. Lets do it!
ZAVOK! THE BROODALS!
Ace activated his ridewatch, gaia memories and shift car and they fired waves of magic and smashed him down.
Zak Saturday, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Cassandra and Buddy Pine VS Ivan Kragoff A.K.A. Red Ghost (Marvel) - Battling Another Eon
Red Ghost was next.
Red Ghost: (to Zak) Nico, Vakama, and the others did good battling Another Eon. That's actually a new one compared to the aliens Ben usually uses.
Zak: Yeah it sure is and Eon has caused a massive number of problems for Ben too.
Sunset Shimmer: He sure has but it was awesome seeing Another Eon.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was. But it was cool.
Sunburn: I'll say.
Red Ghost: That was awesome. Lets do it!
RED GHOST! AJAX THE GORILLA!
Zak activated his Ridewatch, Gaia Memories and Shift Car and they fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Ripster, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Gemini Man and Hard Man VS Abomination - Lincoln's Rescue
Abomination was next.
Abomination: (to Ripster) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Poveglia. How was it?
Ripster: It was amazing. And we saw what the island of Poveglia was like and learned all about it.
Rarity: It was an island that was used as a Quarantine spot for the people of the Black Plague.
Sweetie Belle: Scary place too! It was crazy.
Gill Grunt: It sure was.
Abomination: Boy that is a crazy spot. Lets do it!
ABOMINATION! LIVE ACTION BRAWL!
Ripster activated his Ridewatch,, Gaia Memories and Shift Cars and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.
Vert, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Thunderblast and Lugnutz VS LaGrange - Meeting gene-slammers for Kamion the Timelord and Zaborg the Thunder Monarch
LaGrange was next.
LaGrange: (to Vert) I heard you guys met gene-slammers for Kamion the Timelord and Zaborg the Thunder Monarch. What are their names?
Vert: Their names are Camie Emperyous and Nika Zaborg and they are amazing guardian angels for Lincoln.
Rainbow Dash: They sure are.
Scootaloo: But we found out something after from Nika that Flip did.
FLASHBACK
Camie Emperyous: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever.
Nika Zaborg: He's even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Camie Emperyous: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Camie, Nika, what are these two horrible revelations you have on Luan and Flip?
Camie Emperyous: Allow me to go first. Luan did a bunch of really horrible pranks on Lincoln in a maniacal bout of rage over a comedy act gone wrong when someone said that her act was not funny, which were the words no comedian ever wants to hear that. Luan snapped and went ballistic and she hurt her brother Lincoln so bad that he was in the hospital for days, and because of that, Luan earned both my wrath and vengeance and I want nothing more than to mount her head on a pike for what she did.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: Why, that psychotic, ballistic, good-for-nothing...!
Lincoln: Yeah, and Camie took me to the hospital where I was put into a full-body cast, and I was really scared of Luan for what she did.
Selene Emperyous: After she told us about what happened, we were all really pissed off at what that psychopathic prankster to Linky, and we wanted to rip her to shreds. But, Camie really wanted to do more than that, she wanted her head mounted on a pike!
Nika Zaborg: I always knew Luan would one day snap and go on a psychotic pranking spree, but to do what she did due to a comedy act going wrong and someone opening their big fat mouth telling her those words and to her own brother, Luan was literally asking for it. Okay, now it's my turn, the reason I hated Flip with a vengeance and wanted to make him pay for his crimes, it wasn't just all the other crimes he committed...he...(Voice Breaking) he conned my family out of all our money and made us dirt poor and homeless, and I vowed to kill him to get revenge.
We gasped in horrifying shock, except for me and the Louds, and Lincoln put up the 9,500-lb barbell and he went up to Nika Zaborg and hugged her, while she hugged him and cried onto his bare chest.
Nico: (Gasps) Why, that ugly, hairy, no-good, greedy, stupid mutant asshole!
Me: I remembered that day, and when Lincoln and the Louds found out, including me, we all swore to make Flip pay for what he did to Nika.
Nico: Flip went way too far that day. Nika, are your parents still around here?
Lincoln: No, Nico, two weeks after Nika and her parents lost all of their money thanks to Flip conning them out of everything, Nika's parents committed suicide and she was left all alone.
Nico was horrified.
Nico: (Horrified) My God.
Nika Zaborg felt Lincoln's massive and muscular body shake with undeniable fury, and his muscles bulged even more and she saw veins in his biceps and abnormally massive and muscular arms, and she saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up.
Lincoln: Flip crossed a serious line that day, he not only conned Nika and her family out of all their money and made them dirt poor and homeless, but Nika's parents committed suicide and left her all alone. Forget about Nika killing him, he'll be begging for death by the time I get through with him!
We gasped at the sheer extent of Lincoln's fury: Flip had signed his own death warrant for what he did six years ago.
Me: Oh crap.
Lori: Flip's going to be begging for death after Lincoln literally gets through with him.
FLASHBACK ENDS
LaGrange: That motherfucking cheapskate! I can't believe he would cause Nika's parents to die like that! It's times like these I wish we could just kill him and get it over with.
Whirlwind: Yeah that monster mutant! Flip has no conscience! NONE! He doesn't care about anyone other than money!
LaGrange: Yeah what a jerk! He makes Mr. Krabs look like a saint! Lets do it!
LAGRANGE! LIVE ACTION SIDEWAYS!
Vert used his ridewatch, gaia memories and shift cars and they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.
Thing, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, RD Lynn, and Commando Man vs Stonedozer - The Mascots unfreezing a Caveman Poliwag
Stonedozer was next.
Stonedozer: (to Thing) So, the mascots unfroze a Caveman Poliwag. I hope no destruction was involved.
Thing: No just Lincoln and getting big lumps on their heads.
Applejack: But they will be all right.
Apple Bloom: Yeah they sure will.
Flashwing: But they really are gonna be sore.
Stonedozer: Ouch! No kidding. LETS DO IT!
Thing: IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME!
STONEDOZER! STONETOWN GOLEM!
Thing activated his ridewatch, gaia memories and shift cars and they fired waves of earth, rock, crystal and apples and smashed him down.
Kevin Reynolds, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Bugly and Iguanus VS Gary Gilbert A.K.A. Firebrand (Marvel) - A Caveman Poliwag? How is that even possible?
Firebrand was next.
Firebrand: (to Kevin) You guys met a Caveman Poliwag? How the Hell is that even possible?
Kevin Reynolds: Boy that is a good question. But this was a Poliwag that was frozen in ice for 30,000 years.
Pinkie Pie: It was amazing!
Featherweight: It sure was. We were amazed to see it.
Sprocket: Boy we sure were.
Firebrand: Boy that is awesome. Lets do it
FIREBRAND! LIVE ACTION LONGHAUL!
Kevin activated his ridewatch, shift cars and gaia memories and they fired waves of fire, metal, gears and lightning and smashed him down.
Tyler Bowman, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Robin Food and Mushi VS Touch & Go - A Giant Tarantula made of Pure Lava!? WHOA HOT!
Touch & Go were next.
Mr. Go: (to Tyler) A Giant Tarantula made of Pure Lava!? WHOA, THAT IS HOT!
Tyler Bowman: Boy it sure is. WHEW!
Fluttershy: It sure is. I'm sweating seeing it.
Tornado Bolt: Boy me too.
Stealth Elf: Same here. Whew.
Mr. Touch: That is hot.
Mr. Go: It sure is. Lets do it!
TOUCH & GO! LIVE ACTION SCORPONOK!
Tyler activated his ridewatch, shift cars and gaia memories and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed them down
Dante Vale, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Yondu and Nebula VS Whiger - How is that possible for a Spider to be made of pure fire and Lava
Whiger was next.
Whiger: (to Dante) How is that possible for a Spider to be made of pure fire and Lava. It doesn't make any sense!
Dante Vale: In all honesty I don't have any idea.
Starlight Glimmer: But it's really cool seeing spiders like this.
Cozy Glow: It sure is.
Hex: Yeah no kidding there.
Whiger: Yeah. Lets do it!
WHIGER! TORCH TIGER!
Dante activated his shift car, ridewatch and gaia memories and they fired waves of magic, stars, lightning, bones and energy and smashed him down.
Jimmy Neutron, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Cicadacon and Retrax VS Johnny Horton A.K.A. Griffin (Marvel) - the 2007 Version of Venom is controlling the Lavalantula!? WHOA!
Griffin was next.
Griffin: (to Jimmy) The 2007 Version of Venom is controlling the Lavalantula!? WHOA!
Jimmy: That is a most amazing and incredible scientific sight too.
Princess Luna: It most sure is.
Moondust: I don't know how that is possible.
Snowdrop: Yeah no kidding.
Gari: It is strange.
Blackout: No kidding. It's crazy he's able to do it.
Cicadacon: I think it's scary myself.
Retrax: Yeah it sure is. But lets not forget that this version of Venom killed Harry Osborn.
Griffin: That is awful! Lets do it!
Cicadacon: This is always fun though! Cicadacon, TERRORIZE!
He transformed!
Retrax: J.D. is going to make sure that monster pays for his crimes. Retrax, TERRORIZE!
He transformed too!
GRIFFIN! LIVE ACTION GRINDOR!
Jimmy activated his ridewatch, gaia memories and shift cars and they fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Gi, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Arixam and Pump Man VS Chillyfish - The 2007 Version of Venom is the Worst ever!
Chillyfish was next.
Chillyfish: (to Gi) The 2007 Version of Venom is the Worst ever! Even when Venom hated Spiderman, he never went after innocents!
Gi: Yeah no kidding! But this version of Venom was as rotten as they can go!
Princess Celestia: Yeah he sure was.
King Solar: I hope he likes burning in the fires of oblivion.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah he has had this coming.
Amber Morning: and it won't be pretty. Especially with how the Venom Symbiote turned Peter into Bully MacGuire!
Spotlight: That was bad!
Chillyfish: it sure was. Lets do it!
CHILLYFISH! TOXIC HORROR!
Gi activated her ridewatch, shift cars and gaia memories and they fired waves of water and light and smashed him down.
Noir Wendoma the Dharc the Dark Charmer Gene-Slammer VS Kuroto Dan
Kuroto Dan was next.
Kuroto Dan: Boy this is a crazy time for Nico huh?
Noir Wendoma: It sure is. 2007's Venom is going down.
She fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Derpy Hooves VS Cheese Monster
Cheese Monster was next.
Cheese Monster: So you are going to put Eddie Brock in jail?
Derpy Hooves: We sure are.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Buster Bunny VS Evil Drill Man
Evil Drill Man was next.
Evil Drill Man: Sure is hot here.
Buster Bunny: It sure is.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Anko Mitarashi VS Secret Snake Club
Secret Snake Club was next.
Wiggly: This is gonna be good. (Hiss)
Anko: We'll see about that.
She fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Penelope "Stinky" Florington VS Stinkor
Stinkor was next.
Stinkor: Boy it sure is hot here. (LOUD FART!)
Penelope Florington: Yeah no kidding and your farts are only making more fire.
She fired waves of slime and smashed him down.
Reggie McDonald the Evil HERO Sinister Necrom Gene-Slammer VS Reverse Flash
Reverse Flash was next.
Reverse Flash: I think it's awesome being on a planet like this.
Reggie McDonald: It sure is awesome.
She fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Sailor Mercury VS Space Kook
Space Kook was next.
Space Kook: (EERIE LAUGHTER)
Sailor Mercury: I'm not scared.
She fired waves of water and smashed him down.
Papi the Harpy VS Pericles
Pericles was next.
Pericles: Hope I don't get fried here.
Papi: Me neither.
She fired waves of water and wind and smashed him down.
Jinx VS Ozzie Ostrich
Ozzie Ostrich was next.
Ozzie Ostrich: This is a crazy place huh?
Jinx: It sure is.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Octavia Melody VS Roman Torchwick
Roman Torchwick was next.
Roman Torchwick: I hope you don't sweat too much here.
Octavia Melody: (British Accent) Oh this is a really hot planet so there's no escape from that.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Samurai Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Epoxar
Epoxar was next.
Nico: This will be good.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of The Lavalantulas, a massive collection of powerful greatswords with the anti-Lavalantula symbol etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged indestructible colored blades, large colored angel wings for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguards, longer midnight black handles, four large angel wings with large colored gems on the bottom of the angel wings for the pommels, and once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, and there's also a collection of blasters, daggers, staves, spears, spellbooks and shields included with the greatswords as well.
Nico teleported back with them.
Samurai Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! SAMURAIZER! GO GO SAMURAI!
Antonio: SAMURAI MORPHER! GOLD POWER!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SAMURAI!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Samurai Rangers too!
Nico: YEAH! Time for some action!
Jayden: FIRE BUSTER CANNON MODE!
He had it ready.
Nico put his own disks in.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Epoxar and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Epoxar you have failed this planet.
Jayden: Samurai Rangers, Victory is ours.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped!
2007 Venom: You think you can defeat me? I'M INVINCIBLE WITH THE SYMBIOTE!
Noah: But you still have your weaknesses.
Tsukasa: Fire and sound!
Kamen Ride: Forever Black!
Kamen Ride: Dino Fury Red!
Kamen Ride: Dino Fury Blue!
Kamen Ride: Dino Fury Pink!
Kamen Ride: Dino Fury Green!
Kamen Ride: Dino Fury Black!
Kamen Ride: Dino Fury Gold!
Tsukasa turned into all the Black Rangers and Daiki summoned the Dino Fury Rangers.
Megaforec Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER ORANGE AND PURPLE!
Troy, Noah and Gia turned into the Orange ToQger, Orange Zyuohger and Orange Kyurangers and Jake, Emma and Orion turned into the Purple ToQger, Purple Kyuranger and Purple Dino Charge Rangers!
Qin: YEAH!
We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.
Me: Time for a space theme!
All of us: (TURNS DIALS) ENDLESS GALAXY POWER!
We summoned the Changeman, Flashman, Fiveman, Megaranger and Kyuranger and the Fourze, Gaim, Saber and Zero One teams!
Maria: And this too.
She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) SPACE FORCE OF THE SYMBIOTES!
She summoned Riot, Scream, U.A. Carnage, Riot, Lasher, Hybrid, Toxin, Phage, The versions of Venom, Venom The Madness, Black Cat the Symbiote Queen and Black Suit Spiderman (Web of Shadows)
Nico: AWESOME!
Qin: This is gonna be good.
U.A. Carnage: Time for some buttkicking!
Riot (Comics): And it will hurt bad!
Soji: Time to try this new super form out!
He activated his Super Form and donned an awesome OMEGA ZECTOR FORM! It was called KABUTO OMEGA INSECT!
Nico: WHOA!
Qin: So awesome!
Souji: This is amazing!
Nico: Lets get them!
We went at the Lavalantula and 2007 Venom and really let them both have it and it was brutal and awesome.
Freeway, Pepe Le Pew, Sir George and Ransack used the Earth and Velocitron Cyber planet Keys and they enhanced Freeway's Traps and weapons, and Pepe Le Pew and Sir George's powers 100-fold and turned Ransack's blaster into a cannon.
Freeway and Pepe Le Pew: STINKY TRAP STORM!
Cybertron Ransack and Sir George: SWORD OF SPEEDING JUSTICE!
Electrified Ghost Force and 10,000 Volt Ghost: ELECTRIFIED VOLTAGE BLAST!
Oarfish of Atlantis and Ryugu Tamatebacco: OARFISH MEGA SHOT!
North American Firestorm and Fireor: FIRESTORM INFERNO FORCE!
Russian Wind Storm and Whirlin: WINDS OF RUSSIA!
Mascots of Water and Wind and Seadramon: SEA STORM MEGABLAST!
Darkness of Vampires and Count Nocturne: DARKNESS VAMPIRE BLAST!
Eyes of Horror and Ice and Oculous: EYES OF ICE BLAST!
Blinding Lights of the Sky and Squirrels and Whiteout: LIGHT SKY SQUIRREL SHOT!
Firestorm Smasher Sun and The Rowdyruff Boys: FIRESTORM ROUGHHOUSING BLAST!
Cybernetic Techno Bursts and Technus: TECHNO CYBER BLAST!
Lightning Robot Busters and Evil Elec Man: LIGHTNING THUNDERSTORM BURST!
Maelstrom Robot Busters and Evil Splash Woman: SPLASHING WATER FIRESTORM!
Inferno Robot Busters and Evil Flame Man: INFERNO FLAME MEGA BLAST!
Eyes of Horror and Volcanoes and MMPR Eye Guy: EYES OF HORROR FEAR BLAST!
Smashing Copper Blasters and Copper Cranium: SMASHING COPPER HEAD BLAST!
Skullsmashing Robot Busters and Evil Skull Man: SKULLSMASHING BONE STRIKE!
Thunderstorm Magic Force and Stormy: STORM OF MAGIC!
Wind and Earth Dragon Force and Lexaeus: DUST STORM BLAST!
Blackbird Flight Storm and Blackbird: BLACKBIRD FLIGHT BLAST!
Volcanic Robot Buster Brigade and Evil Magma Man: VOLCANIC LAVA FIRESTORM BLAST!
Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Rose, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: GENEROSITY JEWEL STORM!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Rarity, Lana, Spiderman, Nico and me: LAVA ICE STORM MEGA BLAST!
We fired a massive blast of energy.
Lincoln: ICE ELEMENT STYLE: SUBZERO BLAST!
Jessica Shannon: ICE STING STYLE: FREEZE WASPS!
Peni Parker: ICE WEB STYLE: FROZEN WEBS!
Entrapta: ICE LIGHTNING STYLE: COLD BOLTS!
Perfuma: ICE NATURE STYLE: FREEZING CHERRY BOMBS!
Frosta: ICE STYLE: FREEZE BEAM!
Jessica Kaios: ICE FIRE STYLE: BLUE FIRE BLAST!
Yuna Kamihara: ICE WATER STYLE: ICE WAVE!
Toph: ICE EARTH STYLE: COLD BOULDER!
Tatsumaki: ICE WIND STYLE: ICE TORNADO!
Makoto (Street Fighter): ICE LIGHT STYLE: CHILLY WHITE BLAST!
Ibuki: ICE DARK STYLE: BLACK ICE FREEZE!
Shantae: ICE MAGIC STYLE: FREEZING WATER WAVE!
Akko: ICE STAR STYLE: ICE STAR BARRAGE!
They fired waves of ice and elements.
Lincoln and his harem: ICE FINAL SMASH: ABSOLUTE ZERO BLAST!
They fired a massive blast of ice energy which froze the lavalantulas to absolute zero and they were turned to solid rock!
Lincoln: Oh man, now that's what I call one infernal battle!
Nico: You said it, Linc, but we're rid of the Lavalantulas, those things were nightmares. Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet, we've still got Astrid Bathsheba to deal with, and that dark Satanic Witch of The Order of The Black Cross should be arriving...right now!
?: I will make you and your entire coven pay for killing us four years ago, Morgana DeRose!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Morgana DeRose: I should've known there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Astrid Bathsheba.
An inverted Black Cross with an inverted pentagram appeared in the skies, and a tornado of darkness appeared from the ground and demonic screaming echoed in the air, and when it disappeared, what stands in its place is a girl with long black hair, red eyes, black clothes, and an inverted black cross with an inverted pentagram on her right arm, it was Astrid Bathsheba, a dark witch and one of the eight members of The Order of The Black Cross.
Morgana DeRose: Astrid Bathsheba, I should've known you'd show up here, you dark witch!
Astrid Bathsheba: And now, I will have my revenge on you for what you did to us four years ago! You ruined our ritual to prove our loyalty to Satan!
Adara Dunstan: I have no remorse in what we did four years ago, and you're about to suffer the same fate as your master.
Suddenly, Adara Dunstan's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black and light green energy aura with darkness, winds, dark magic, and goblins, she unholstered her massive Knightmare Goblin-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Astrid Bathsheba, she left black and light green energy, darkness, dark magic, winds, and goblins with every step.
Adara Dunstan: I will never forgive you for what you've done in the past, Astrid Bathsheba, you and the rest of The Order of The Black Cross have caused far too much trouble to all of Michigan for the final time to prove your loyalty to Satan, and now, I'm going to make sure that you die here and now, and this time, you're never coming back!
Suddenly, Adara Dunstan was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and light green energy with darkness, winds, goblins, and dark magic surrounding it, there's Knightmare Goblin flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Astrid Bathsheba: the blood red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Adara Dunstan emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Adara Dunstan grew from 6'5" to 7'1" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has midnight black highlights in the bangs of her long flowing light green hair, she has neon red eyes and a black and light green energy aura with with darkness, winds, dark magic, and goblins surrounding her, she has Knightmare Goblin with the Dark Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on goblin earrings with light green gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Knightmare Goblin with light green gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her light green goblin-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with light green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and light green gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Adara Dunstan has on a sleeveless midnight black midriff top, long midnight black skirt, midnight black pants, midnight black high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, winds, dark magic, and goblins on the coattails, and on the back is Knightmare Goblin with darkness surrounding it. Suddenly, Adara Dunstan felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light green angel wings with black tips on the feathers grew much bigger for her new body. Adara Dunstan has on a Ring of The Phoenix with light green gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Adara Dunstan's massive Knightmare Goblin-themed large sword and all of the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and light green energy with darkness, winds, dark magic, and goblins, and when it emerged, it transformed into Knightmare Goblin's Dark Magic Windstorm Greatsword of Dark Magic and Darkness Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Knightmare Goblin etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black goblin heads for the crossguard, large light green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black goblin heads and a large light green gem below the black goblin heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with light green gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Knightmare Goblin's head with light green gems for eyes and a light green gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Spellbook of The Knightmare Realm, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a light green kanji below Knightmare Goblin that said, "Adara Dunstan, Gene-Slammer of Knightmare Goblin, Member of The Knightmare Coven of Justice, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Astrid Bathsheba of The Order of The Black Cross, Member of The Goths of Darkness, Destroyer of The Satanic Dark Forces, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, The Dark Arts, The Occult, Goblins, Dark Magic, and Winds"
アダラ・ダンスタン、ナイトメア・ゴブリンのジーン・スラマー、ナイトメア・コーヴン・オブ・ジャスティスのメンバー、愛するガーディアン・エンジェル、リンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、黒十字騎士団のアストリッド・バトシバの破壊者、暗黒のゴスのメンバー、サタニック・ダーク・フォース、スレイヤー・オブ・イビル、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして闇のマスター、ダーク・アーツ、オカルト、ゴブリン、ダーク・マジック、そしてウィンド
Adara Dunstan has transformed into SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY DARKNESS MAGIC WINDSTORM KNIGHTMARE GOBLIN ANGEL OF DIVINE DARK OCCULT MAGIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE WINDSTORM DARK MAGIC WITCHCRAFT LOVE!
We were amazed by Adara Dunstan's Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Astrid Bathsheba saw it, the dark Satanic witch fell into a rage and fired a blast of darkness at her to kill her, but Adara Dunstan dodged it and she fired a powerful black and light green energy blast with darkness, winds, dark magic, and goblins at Astrid Bathsheba and it exploded with incredible power as it hit her and sent the dark Satanic witch flying into a wall, but she's not out yet, and now, she's pissed off.
Nico: Whoa, Adara Dunstan's now the next of The Knightmare Coven of Justice to transform, so awesome.
Me: This is going to be a good fight: The Maelstrom Dark Magic Goblin of Justice VS. Satanic Black Magic of Evil.
Lincoln: This is going to piss Morana Desdemona off even more, and Adara, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Adara Dunstan: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Windstorm Dark Knightmare Goblin and Divine Dark Magic Wind Occult Justice) I feel incredible, Linky, now shall we deal with that Satanic witch, Astrid Bathsheba, once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Adara.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Adara Dunstan.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time for you to pay for everything you and the rest of The Order of The Black Cross have done, Astrid Bathsheba, and this time, you're never coming back from the dead again!
Adara Dunstan and Lincoln went after Astrid Bathsheba, who continued firing blasts of darkness and black magic at them, but they dodged them all, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and light green energy, dark magic, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Mermaids, and Goblins at Astrid Bathsheba and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, they attacked Astrid Bathsheba with their massive greatswords and they left some really nasty scars on her and they also drew blood, and they also punched and kicked her hard all over the place, and this really pissed off Astrid Bathsheba.
Astrid Bathsheba: You! (Voice suddenly turning demonic) You! I'LL KILL YOU!
Astrid Bathsheba let out a demonic scream, and we saw a tail sprout out, her skin turned pale, her ears turned pointed, her nails grew into claws, her pupils turned into slits, and horn stubs grew on her head, she'd turned into her Demon form.
Nico: So, that's her Demon form, ugly!
Me: Really ugly, we still remembered seeing what happened when we faced that thug, Tony Reno and his friends long ago.
Astrid Bathsheba tried to attack again, but Adara Dunstan and Lincoln dodged her claws and they also absorbed the blasts of fire she threw at them, and then, Lincoln chopped off her tail and wings as she screamed in agonizing pain, and he trapped Astrid Bathsheba by forming a magic circle below her feet. Then, Adara Dunstan used her Spellbook of The Knightmare World and found the spell she and the others used on Tony Reno and his friends and she chanted the incantation and it fired a powerful blast of dark magic at Astrid Bathsheba, and it stripped the dark Satanic witch of all of her demonic powers and her Demon form and it turned her back to normal. The magic circle disappeared and Lincoln grabbed her by her neck and he tossed her into the air with his infinite and really immense brute superhuman strength, and that allowed Adara Dunstan and Lincoln to fire powerful black energy blasts at Astrid Bathsheba, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and she was killed.
Then, Astrid Bathsheba's spirit appeared, and as soon as it did, Adara Dunstan and Lincoln drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead, and she was found guilty by the spirits of those she'd killed, and she was fading away.
Astrid Bathsheba: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, ADARA DUNSTAN! DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!
Astrid Bathsheba was erased by The Black Gates and never to return again. We cheered wildly for what Adara Dunstan and Lincoln did to Astrid Bathsheba as they holster their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Adara Dunstan's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive dark blue angel wings are permanent.
Adara Dunstan: That's another dark witch who'll never rise from the dead again, thank you for helping me destroy Astrid Bathsheba, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Adara.
Suddenly, Adara Dunstan wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Adara Dunstan's face, they kissed passionately as Adara Dunstan's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Knightmare Goblin flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and dark magic behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Adara Dunstan came back, as the display and Knightmare Goblin vanished.
Nico: Alright, Adara Dunstan and Lincoln, you two did an awesome job in getting rid of that dark Satanic witch, Astrid Bathsheba.
Lincoln: And made sure she'd never come back again, and now, we've completely pissed off Morana Desdemona.
Morgana DeRose: Morana's already seething with even more pure rage and hatred now that Astrid Bathsheba has been defeated and killed again.
Lincoln: Yep, which means the last one we're going to face tomorrow is the leader of The Order of The Black Cross, Morana Desdemona, and you and I are going to destroy her for good, Morgana.
Morgana DeRose: You said it, Linky, and soon, we'll finally be rid of The Order of The Black Cross for eternity.
Selene Emperyous: You got that right, and tomorrow, on your rescue, Linky, we're going to meet the next of my sisters, Valentine Emperyous, the Halion the Timelord Gene-Slammer and the second of the two Earth Masters, and she's got a really nasty revelation about Lola tomorrow.
Nico: We'd already heard a ton of nasty and bloody revelations from the other Guardian Angels about Lola, but I can guess there's another one heading our way.
Lincoln: We'll brace ourselves for that revelation tomorrow, Nico, but some of us might've known about what Lola did that day as well, and we'll meet the last of the Monarch Gene-Slammers, and my guess is Leina Mobius, the Mobius the Frost Monarch.
Eli: Now, that's going to be an icy one.
2007 Venom got up.
Me: NOW FOR THIS! THUNDERCLAP SONIC CLAP!
I clapped my hands and released a powerful sonic thunderclap boom and 2007 Brock screamed and Spiderman pulled him out and the 2007 Venom Symbiote Roared!
Venom ate the symbiote!
Firebrand: How does the 2007 Symbiote taste?
Venom: (disgusted while grabbing 2007 Brock by the throat) Bland and undeveloped.
2007 Brock: NO! MY POWER! IT WAS MINE! GIVE IT BACK TO ME!
Eddie Brock: You know, we were going to kill you. But now, you're not worth it anymore.
Venom: Fuck this guy!
Venom ate 2007 Brock's left hand and punched him, knocking him out.
Mr. Touch: Now, how did his hand taste?
Venom: Much better!
Whiger: Good to know.
Griffin: And the Lavalantulas are defeated.
Chillyfish: Which is an extra bonus.
Me: Yep.
Nico: And he's looking at spending the rest of his fucking life in prison.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: But great job everyone.
Spiderman: (to the viewers) This was an awesome and volcanically hot adventure and it was really awesome bringing down 2007 Eddie Brock.
Me: It sure was Peter.
Nico: Yep. Lets head home.
We went back to the ship and went back home. We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep. 2007 Eddie Brock was found guilty of his crimes and sentenced to eternal life in prison with no possibility of parole.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done!
Lavalantula was a really scary movie. But it was wicked. Also I wanted to make this a twist by including the 2007 version of Venom from Spiderman 3. Me and NicoChan11 HATE that version of Venom.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Onua, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Are heading to the Boiling Isles and we're going to visit the school here Luz and Amity and friends all learned their skills in magic. We're going to Hexside School of Magic and Demonics. We're going to learn how Felicia learned all about her skills in dark magic and how she got so strong with it all as well as show how she had mastered so much. And we're going to learn all about how Felicia met Luz as well as make Amity a better person and even helped train them into the arts of magic even further to get them ready for the battle with Emperor Belos. Also we're going to battle the egotistical Boscha who is back for some payback on Amity and friends for her defeat. But Felicia is going to transform against her and I'll need the transformation sequence for that. Also Boscha is going to be recruited into the Masters of Evil. And we're going to also battle Another Ultimate Heatblast! Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Number 83: Galaxy Queen and her name is Haliya Yastrzhembsky. She's from Kosovo and she is a master of star magic and knows how to kick some butt and she is also Nico's friend from history class and he became good friends with her. She is also someone that hates bullies and is like a sister to Qin and has a powerful mastery over the stars. The match-up scene is Morgana DeRose, Gene-Slammer of Knightmare Cerberus and Leader of The Knightmare Coven of Justice and Lincoln VS Morana Desdemona, Leader and Founder of The Order of The Black Cross. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading down to Hunedoara Castle in Transylvania, Romania, one of the largest castles in Europe and one of The Seven Wonders of Romania: but, this castle has a dark side: throughout the centuries, Hunedoara Castle has seen centuries of torture, bloodshed, and murder, and has a connection to Adriana Ardelean Dracula's bloody ancestor, Vlad Tepes Dracula, and Lincoln and his group are going to exorcise the castle of the dark spirits and strigoi that've haunted Hunedoara Castle for centuries and help the trapped spirits rest in peace. And we're going to meet the Halion the Timelord Gene-Slammer named Valentine Emperyous, the fifth-born and youngest of the Emperyous Sisters and the second Earth Master, Valentine is a master of the Earth and she has an awesome love for fashion and jewels. She and Lincoln helped Leni make awesome dresses and she even used her magic to make the dresses indestructible. She also has an incredible hatred for Lola and she wants nothing more than to kill her for something horrible she did to Leni: Lola hit Leni so hard that she gave her a black eye and even knocked out some of her teeth and it really set off Valentine and she mangled her up. And since then she has hatred her with a vengeance, and we're also going to meet the last of the Monarch Gene-Slammers, the Mobius the Frost Monarch Gene-Slammer named Leina Mobius, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and his classmate in Science Class, Leina is one of the most powerful ice users of all and she has a deadly touch that can freeze people on contract. She hates Hawk and Hank with a merciless vengeance and they did something so horrible to Lincoln and she nearly killed them. She vowed that if she saw those jerks again that she would finish the job. Get ready for an adventure into a crazy and epic world as we go meet Coraline and help her defeat the evil Beldam. This is gonna be a crazy world and it'll be a really interesting one as we take down the evil Beldam for good.
See you all tomorrow
