GET READY FOR A FUNNY ADVENTURE
Walking through the bustling streets of Tokyo, Japan was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Shannon Deluth Sanderson Loud, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Cheetor, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were walking to Sailor Moon's school for a talk with her teacher Patricia Haruna. Sailor Moon was with us and so was Naruto for support.
Me: Serena I know you're upset about what your teacher did but we're with you all the way.
Sailor Moon: Thanks guys.
Naruto: And thanks for letting me go along with you guys for support bro.
Me: No problem bro. It's great that you show a lot of support for Serena and her friends too.
Camie: I agree there.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Shannon.
Shannon: Anytime Nico. Even though I am always with the group it's still so fun.
Brittney: It always is cool.
Rarity: I most agree darlings. It sure is amazing.
Sunset Shimmer: It sure is fun
Nico: Shannon, are you proud of your family heritage?
Shannon: I sure am. My ancestors are really awesome.
Camie: That is so awesome that you are a direct descendant of the Sanderson Sisters.
Me: It sure is. The Sanderson Sisters were known for being some of the most feared witches in all of Salem back in the 17th Century.
Xenia: Yeah that was a scary time back then.
Laney: It sure was. And like Shannon the Louds ALSO had ties to Salem too.
Lana: Our ancestor Loraine Loud was burned at the stake for Witchcraft.
Nico: GEEZ!
Me: I know.
Nico: The Sanderson Sisters are part of the Masters of Evil too.
Shannon: They sure are. And my ancestors being with our frenemies is so awesome and cool.
Me: And Ben Ravencroft is in the M.O.E. now. He too is descended from a witch. She was just as feared as the Sanderson Sisters were over 330 years ago. And I should know because my ancestors were wiccans.
Camie: Wow!
Eli: That is amazing bro!
Qin: Yeah we were amazed ourselves when we heard about it.
Camie: That's incredible! Also I heard that Thorn of the Hex Girls is a Wiccan.
Nico: She sure is and she is an amazing healer.
Laney: Yeah she has been teaching me a lot about healing magic and it's awesome.
Nico: That is so cool Laney.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: Ancestors are also responsible for sealing Sarah Ravencroft into her own spellbook.
Camie: Whoa!
Eli: That is amazing.
Lana: It sure is!
Me: Yep. Boy yesterdays mission was a dark one.
Nico: How's Alice doing?
Me: Still upset about what happened yesterday. She's been having really terrible nightmares from it.
Nico: Poor girl. Bumby really scarred her forever.
Sailor Moon: He sure did.
Qin: Yeah. Alice had EVERYTHING stolen from her.
Camie: She sure did.
Xenia: I feel really bad for her
Laney: Who wouldn't? She escaped what would have been a fate worse than death.
Aylene C.: What Bumby did was completely unforgivable.
Shannon: Yeah no kidding. J.D. did good by giving Bumby the black gates.
Nico: (growls) GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! The Alice from Disney never had to deal with this shit!
Me: (GROWLS) Tell me about it! What he did pisses me off!
Nico: Me too!
Laney: Yeah!
Camie: Even the Queen of Hearts wasn't that cruel to her!
Shannon: Yeah! No kidding!
Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe he would do all that to her!
Applejack: No kidding there! That Bumby was meaner than a rattlesnake with a toothache!
Lola: That's putting it mildly!
Nico: Can't Ino help her?
Me: Yes she can. I've arranged to have Ino help her out.
Shannon: Ino has been doing a really awesome job of helping many of us.
Naruto: The Yamanaka's techniques have all been a massively tremendous help to many of us that went through horrifying ordeals.
Sougo: They sure have Naruto.
Luz Noceda: Yeah. And the kids that were turned into feral flesh eaters by those chicken nuggets have been cured of their trauma too.
Lisa Loud: Indeed and they still are upset about what they did but at least they are getting help.
Maria: That's good.
Nico: Yeah. Oh we're here.
We arrived at Sailor Moon's school, Juban Public Middle School.
Me: Juban Public Middle School. Nice place.
Laney: Yeah.
We went in.
Nico: Now remember guys, no violence. We're only here to talk to her teacher. Not cause trouble.
Qin: Okay.
Me: It's time she understood why Sailor Moon is so tired and lazy and it's for a good reason.
Lana: But still Serena your school is really nice.
Sailor Moon: Thanks.
Patricia Haruna was working in her room when Nico kicked the door down.
Patricia: What the?
Nico: (smirks) My oh my, how the tables have turned.
Patricia Haruna: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Wow! It's an honor.
Sailor Moon: Hello Mrs. Haruna.
Me: Sorry to drop in like this Mrs. Haruna and we're sorry about the door. It's a force of habit the boss does. We are only here to talk.
Eli: That's right.
Patricia Haruna: What is the matter?
Me: Well we want to talk about why Serena has been flunking here.
Nico: Okay, fairy godmother. It's time to grant us a wish. You're gonna stop treating Serena like shit!
Patricia Haruna: I'm not gonna give that lazy good for nothing special treatment!
Vroon: (points Geartlinger at her) I'm sorry. That wasn't the answer we were looking for!
Me: Serena does deserve special treatment! Because you don't know who she really is.
Patricia Haruna: What do you mean?
Me: Show her.
Sailor Moon: Because I am also Sailor Moon! MOON ETERNAL POWER!
She transformed and became ETERNAL SAILOR MOON!
SURPRISE!
Xenia: You didn't know did you?
Patricia Haruna: (SHOCKED AND SPEECHLESS) Serena! Was Sailor Moon!?
Me: Ironic isn't it?
Sailor Moon: That's right!
Patricia Haruna: I had Sailor Moon in my class this entire time!?
Me: And that "Lazy Good For Nothing" as you call her was one of Japan's iconic heroes too.
Nico: She's been crying for the last few days because of you!
Eli: Yeah! Because she couldn't help it.
Me: There's a reason. At night most of the time Serena is battling the forces of evil. She is constantly battling evil forces that threaten to destroy the entire universe.
Camie: That's right!
Nicole: Many of those forces of evil put everyone including you in terrible danger.
Varie: That's right. Serena is a true hero to all of the world just like us.
Me: Every day she risks her life to save people like you from ultimate doom. So by all accounts Ms. Haruna you should be thanking her. Without her people like you would be dead.
Nico: And another of our friends is crying too. You really want to test us?
Me: Nico lets not get Alice involved in this.
Nico: Oh right.
Me: Sailor Moon tries to maintain a good education, but at the same time she has to juggle not only schoolwork but also stop the forces of evil from destroying everything.
Qin: That's right.
Me: Sailor Moon is just as important to your life as she is to us and the whole of Japan.
?: That's right!
Galaxia, Molly, Rey, Ami, Lina, Mina, Amara, Hotaru, Michelle, Trista, Mika and all the the Sailors came in.
Me: Oh hey girls.
Patricia Haruna: You heard everything?
Sailor Earth: That's right! Because Sailor Moon is not the only one! EARTH ETERNAL POWER!
Sailor Mercury: MERCURY ETERNAL POWER!
Sailor Mars: MARS ETERNAL POWER!
Sailor Jupiter: JUPITER ETERNAL POWER!
Sailor Venus: VENUS ETERNAL POWER!
Sailor Saturn: SATURN ETERNAL POWER!
Sailor Uranus: URANUS ETERNAL POWER!
Sailor Neptune: NEPTUNE ETERNAL POWER!
Sailor Pluto: PLUTO ETERNAL POWER!
Sailor Sun: SUN ETERNAL POWER!
Sailor Wayangkulit: WAYANGKULIT ETERNAL POWER!
They transformed too and the WHOLE Solar System was with her.
Patricia Haruna was speechless!
Maria: And she might not be smart like Lisa. But she's still a good hero!
Sailor Moon: That's right! I'm trying my hardest with my studies. But there are more important things too.
Me: That's right. Sailor Moon's hero job is a MASSIVE Responsibility. Education may be important but it's NOT as important as keeping you safe from harm.
Eli: That's right.
Naruto: I was there for Serena. Just like all her friends are there for her. They are her family too.
Me: That's right. Sailor Moon and her friends all are important.
May: But of course, it's required for us to go to school.
Me: That's right. Even heroes have to learn. But we can always be in two places at once.
Naruto: Thanks to this. SHADOW CLONE!
He formed a clone.
Patricia Haruna: Shadow Clones!? Wow!
Me: We learned that secret a while back. Whenever crime is afoot we can make a Shadow Clone to fill in for us.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: I'm surprised Serena never thought of that before.
Me: Well she wasn't strong enough to learn that technique.
Naruto: Yeah but now she knows.
Xenia: Yep.
Me: Look, Ms. Haruna we mean no insult or show any form of insubordination to you but we just want you to give Serena and her friends all a chance and have them not only be Sailor Soldiers but also good students.
Qin: That's right. There are new villains coming in every day and Sailor Moon's job is to help keep you all safe. Just like we do.
Nico: In fact, there's gonna be some new villains from the big missions next year.
Me: Yep.
Patricia Haruna: I had no idea and I had no idea that Serena was Sailor Moon.
She got up and hugged Serena and cried.
Patricia Haruna: (Crying) I'm so sorry Serena!
Sailor Moon: It's all right Ms. Haruna.
Vroon: But don't do it again. Or else.
Nico: Vroon that's not needed.
Vroon: Sorry.
Qin: Yeah.
We later went outside.
Me: That went rather well.
Nico: Yeah but we're not done yet.
Eli: Yeah.
Nico then ducked just in time to avoid diamond shards.
They stuck into the wall and we saw that they were black diamond shards.
Nico: Whoa!
Rarity: Ooh black diamonds. These are gorgeous.
?: They sure are huh?
We turned and we saw a black version of Ultimate Diamondhead! It was ANOTHER ULTIMATE DIAMONDHEAD!
Me: Whoa! Another Ultimate Diamondhead!
Nico: Wow!
Another Ultimate Diamondhead: (In a girls voice) (Icelandic Accent) I am dazzling aren't i?
Me: (Gasp) Veronica? Veronica Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn?
Another Ultimate Diamondhead: It's good to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here.
Nico: Wow! Another one of the Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn Sisters.
Me: Yep. Veronica is the youngest one of them. Also she is a fashion designer and makes really awesome clothes.
I showed a photo of Veronica using me as a manniquin and she had an awesome rainbow jeweled dress.
Rarity: Oh that dress is absolutely divine!
Leni: It's totes adorbs and amazing on you J.D.
Me: Yeah she is a really awesome prodigy in fashion. Also Veronica is the gene-slammer of a new Elemental HERO. It's called Elemental HERO Nimbus Neos.
Nico: Wow! What's that one?
Me: A Fusion of Elemental HERO Neos, and Air Hummingbird and Glow Moss.
Eli: Cool!
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this. KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Kaito: (gets out Go Busters gear) Let's go!
Zocks: (gets out Gokaiger gear) Let's make this showy!
Kaito got a Beast X Blaster and Zocks got a Super Megaforce Sword!
Me: Awesome. They do say Diamonds are Forever. But lets put that theory to the test.
Sougo: (gets out Lupinranger Ridewatch) Your ass is about to be kicked!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Revive Ridewatch) Big time!
Sougo got LupinRedArmor while Geiz became Geiz Revive Goretsu.
Me: It's BUTTKICKING TIME!
I fired waves of blue fire and smashed down Another Ultimate Diamondhead!
Nico: Oh yeah!
Laney: Awesome!
Nico: (Gets out Prince Diamond's Ridewatch) Time to fight diamonds with diamonds.
He activated it and fired waves of dark energy and smashed her down.
Qin: YEAH!
Me: Taste stars!
I fired waves of stars and smashed her down.
Shannon: My turn!
She activated Ben Ravencroft's ridewatch and chanted an incantation and fired waves of magic and smashed her down.
Qin: OH YEAH!
Xenia: Awesome!
I fired waves of lightning and electrocuted her and knocked her down.
Another Ultimate Diamondhead fired diamond shards at us.
Nico: INCOMING!
I spun my scythe and deflected the shards back and smashed her down.
Me: Nice try.
Eli: YEAH!
Another Ultimate Diamondhead grew huge crystal clusters and it formed a huge road of them at us and we jumped and fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Shannon: What's taking the next Gene Slammer?
?: Someone call?
Then out came Primitive Butterfly, Blazewing Butterfly, Poison Butterfly, Photon Alexandra Queen, Queen Butterfly Danaus, Lunalight Purple Butterfly and Benevolent Butterfly Sprite.
Nico:: Wow!
Me: Primitive Butterfly, Blazewing Butterfly, Poison Butterfly, Photon Alexandra Queen, Queen Butterfly Danaus, Lunalight Purple Butterfly and Benevolent Butterfly Sprite.
Eli: Beautiful.
Primitive Butterfly: (In a girls voice) We got here just in time.
Nico: Nicole Goodall, Valeria Cenozoica, Lola Gia, Xenia Alexandra, Elaine Danaus, Melanie Galaxia and Yumi Arlington!
Qin: Wow! Awesome to see you girls again.
They reverted back and they were girls each with different colored hair and clothes and had butterfly wings of different colors.
Valeria Cenozoica: Awesome to see you too Qin.
Lola Gia: We got this.
Xenia Alexandra: Lets get her girls!
They fired waves of energy and smashed down Another Ultimate Diamondhead and knocked her down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it. Then I went over to Veronica and she was a girl with green hair and green clothes and blue fire wings.
Me: You all right Veronica?
Veronica Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn: (Groans) What a headache.
Me: You're back to normal now.
Shannon: What are your favorite memories of Nico?
Elaine Danaus: We have a lot of them. But our favorites are where we were in Ceramics class.
Yumi Arlington: We make fancy luxurious pots.
They showed us a catalog and in it was a bunch of really beautiful handmade pots and vases and urns made by them an they were gorgeous.
Eli: Wow! Those are beautiful!
Nico: They sure are.
Nicole Goodall: Yeah. One time we all helped Nico made the most amazing vase ever. The LeGrand Louis XVI Vase. It showed the entire history of the French Monarchy leading up to the French Revolution.
Nicole: Wow! That is cool!
Me: Boy I'll say.
Nico hugged them.
Nico: I missed you girls.
Lola Gia: We missed you too Nico.
Melanie Galaxia: Yeah. We heard you guys talking to Mrs. Haruna and it's not her fault. She actually hates her job.
Me: Really? She can get a new job with us.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Saber Kamen Riders, Anatankha, and Brittney are heading to Montpelier Hill A.K.A. The Dublin Hellfire Club in Dublin, Ireland, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the ten girls here, but we're also going to exorcise the empty building of the dark forces that've dwelled inside this empty place for over 300 years.
Lincoln: Oh man, we're here on Montpellier Hill, the location of The Dublin Hellfire Club in Dublin, Ireland, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the ten girls here, but we're also going to exorcise the empty building of the dark forces that've dwelled inside this empty place for over 300 years.
Meridia Draganuisce: (Irish Accent) I remember this place all too well, The Hellfire Club is one of the most powerful hotspots of paranormal activity in all of Ireland, and it's got a pretty dark history that goes back to the 18th Century.
Eli: I hate to find out what that is.
Lincoln: You're definitely not going to like hearing it, Eli, and thanks for joining us, Brittney.
Brittney: You're welcome, Lincoln, I've been wanting to come here to this very spot for a long time, and we also know about the dark history of the Dublin Hellfire Club, but why don't you tell everyone about it?
Lincoln: Thanks, Brittney. The Dublin Hellfire Club was founded in 1735 by Richard Parson, The Earl of Ross, but he's also a man who's known for dabbling in black magic. He and his members have met at locations across Dublin, and these men are known for their amoral behavior and debauchery involving alcohol and sex. But, these excesses have led to the stories of black magic, heathenistic perversity, Satanic dark rituals, and human sacrifice. But, there's one story in The Hellfire Club, and it's said to have involved The Devil. According to legend, a stranger joined the club members at a game of cards one night. Then, when one of the players dropped a card on the floor, he bent down to retrieve it and he was shocked to see that the stranger had cloven hooves instead of feet, and that's the sign that their club had drawn The Devil to this place.
Nico: My God, they were really playing with Hellfire, especially if it meant The Devil was with them.
Me: Big time.
Brittney: There's also another tale: a young farmer who was curious to find out what went on at the club's secretive meetings. Climbing up Montpelier Hill, he was invited in by the members and allowed to witness the night's activities. The young man was found the next morning trembling and terrified. Tradition says he spent the rest of his life unable to speak; unable to even remember his name.
Eli: Jeez, now that's dark.
Lincoln: Whatever he saw there, it traumatized him so badly. Those heathens have caused enough trouble for the last time, we're going to exorcise the place and send those dark spirits to The Black Gates.
We arrived at Montpellier Hill and went to the empty building, and we felt the very dark malevolent forces here and Lincoln's ghost sense went off. Suddenly, our rainbow energy auras had flared up as we were sucking in all of the negative energy and we were gaining a massive power and energy boost and we were getting stronger and stronger and stronger still.
Lincoln: Whoa, this is a really heavy and dark presence here, I can feel it, and the malevolent forces aren't going to leave that easily, but we've sucked in and absorbed all of the negative energy that's festered here for over 300 years.
Me: Let's send those Satanic heathens packing.
We went outside and Lincoln took to the air, and we followed him. Then, he made a massive green magic circle with Celtic knots and Celtic symbols and runes on the ground which then surrounded The Dublin Hellfire Club. But, we also felt the presence of the dark spirits trying to resist, but Lincoln was ready. He took out his Flute of Ogma, and he began to play a beautiful melody, and the dark forces were roaring in anger as they were eventually forced out of the building and put into a Celtic knot magic circle to keep them from escaping, and Lincoln's melody continued to calm and soothe the land, and the malevolent forces were sent to The Black Gates, and The Dublin Hellfire Club has been exorcised for good and the magic circles disappeared.
Nico: Awesome job, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, but we're not done yet. I also got word that Tanaka has come back from the dead and he still wants revenge on J.D. for killing him two years ago.
Gluko: Ugh, not again!
Batch: He's never going to grow up, is he?
Lincoln: Certainly not, girls. Well, I think it's time that we give him another painful lesson, but this time, he's never ever coming back.
Me: Now, you're talking, Lincoln.
Nico: Yeah, if he didn't learn his lesson the first time, looks like we'll have no choice but to make sure he does by hitting him even harder, and sending him straight to Hell for good.
Eli: Yeah!
Decapre: And I can't help but get the feeling that the ten girls here are familiar to me.
Lincoln: There's only one way to find out, Decapre.
?: HEEEEELLLLP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of ten girls screaming for help, along with the sound of malevolent and cruel laughter. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the ten girls, but they've been cornered by Tanaka, and he's going to kill them.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the ten girls, but they've been cornered by Tanaka, and he's going to kill them.
?: (Girl's voice) (Australian Accent) That rotten old goat, let's get him.
Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Master of Oz, appear before us.
Nico: Cool, that's the Duel Monster, Master of Oz.
Lincoln: And I'd recognize that Australian accent from anywhere, I knew it's you, Sheila Kangaboxer, but we'll talk later, let's get that old goat, Tanaka.
We rushed on over, and before Tanaka could claim his next victims, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Tanaka, and that allows the ten girls to get to safety inside a rainbow energy field created by Lincoln to protect them from Tanaka, and when he saw us, he was enraged, especially when he saw me.
Tanka: You, I'll kill you if it's the last thing I ever do! You've ruined everything!
Lincoln: Zip it, Tanaka, you've brought all of this on yourself, and now, we're going to see to it that you never ever come back.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Brittney, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered their massive swords and we transformed, and we went after Tanaka, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln summoned blades of Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic and with one swing of his massive greatsword, he sent the blades right at Tanaka, and he was skewered Tanaka, and they exploded with incredible power, and Tanaka's spirit was then sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: And this time, don't you dare come back, Tanaka.
Nico: He should've stayed dead two years ago, but he just refuses to take a single hint, sheesh.
Me: Well, at least we got rid of him for good.
Lincoln: And got rid of the dark malevolent forces haunting Montpelier Hill. (To Sheila Kangaboxer) And it's so good to see you again, Sheila Kangaboxer.
Sheila Kangaboxer reverted back to normal, and she was a beautiful girl with long flowing light purple hair, purple eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful purple angel wings as she reigned in the power of Master of Oz, and she was dressed in a sleeveless green jersey, green gym shorts, socks, purple heeled sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with Earth, boxing gloves, and kangaroos on the coattails and Master of Oz on the back and holstered on her back is a Master of Oz-themed large greatsword with Master of Oz etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large green kangaroo heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large purple kangaroo heads and a large purple gem on the bottom of the kangaroo heads for the pommel, and we also saw she has squirrel ears and a long bushy squirrel tail.
Sheila Kangaboxer: (Australian Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and same with you, Lynn, you've grown into a beautiful young woman.
Lynn: Awesome to see you too, Sheila.
Lincoln went up to Sheila Kangaboxer and he hugged her, and Sheila Kangaboxer is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice and seeing the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then, and same with Lynn.
Sheila Kangaboxer: (Australian Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lynn's grown into a young woman, and you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails, that's really new, you can land an airplane on that more wider and more muscular back, squash a melon with those quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you and Lynn know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Sheila Kangaboxer, she's my Guardian Angel from Australia and my classmate in Gym, but she's also a deadly boxer. Sheila, Lynn, and I would often train in boxing, and we would even take turns training.
Me: That's really impressive!
Lynn: She's one deadly boxer, alright, and to show thanks to Sheila, I arranged a date at a swimming pool where Lightning, Lincoln, Sheila, and I would swim in a race, and while we're swimming, Sheila and Lincoln kissed each other underwater.
Nico: Awesome.
Lincoln: And it's gets even more awesome: Sheila Kangaboxer's the cousin of Makoto Nanaya, and like Makoto, she's a squirrel girl, hence the squirrel ears and tail.
Makoto Nanaya: That's right, and it's so good to see you again, Sheila.
Sheila Kangaboxer: (Australian Accent) You too, Makoto.
Lincoln: And Sheila hated Icky Vicky with a burning passion.
Nico: Who doesn't? She's a mean, vicious, sadistic, cruel, evil kid-hating fire-breathing dragon with rage issues.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appear around Sheila Kangaboxer's neck with purple gems on the gold thunderbolt links and green crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck.
Sheila Kangaboxer: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means just like your cousin, you're part of harem and my many future wives, Sheila.
Sheila Kangaboxer had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Sheila Kangaboxer's waist and Sheila Kangaboxer wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the ten girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately, along with Decapre. The ten girls are Enero, Février, Aprile, Satsuki, Juni, Juli, Santamu, Xiayu, Jianyu, and Noembelu from Street Fighter.
Lincoln: (Gasps) It's...!
Decapre: Enero, Février, Aprile, Satsuki, Juni, Juli, Santamu, Xiayu, Jianyu, and Noembelu, they're the rest of the dolls of Bison. Lincoln, just like when you first met me, you have to heal them.
Lincoln: Right, and just like you, they also deserve a better life after everything they went through, due to Bison.
Lincoln created a wave of healing energy, and it enveloped Enero, Février, Aprile, Satsuki, Juni, Juli, Santamu, Xiayu, Jianyu, and Noembelu, and he healed them.
Lincoln: There we go, that should do it. Are you girls okay?
Enero: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Enero and the other nine girls saw who it was that saved them from Tanaka, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird and Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white werewolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Enero: (Gasps) You're...Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm?!
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet...!
But, before he could say anymore, Enero, Février, Aprile, Satsuki, Juni, Juli, Santamu, Xiayu, Jianyu, and Noembelu ran up to Lincoln and they all hugged and kissed him, leaving lipstick marks on his face, massive and extremely muscular body, and eight-pack abs, and they were also crying onto his bare chest, but he held onto the girls in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and he's still comforting him.
Nico: Man, Bison really put them all through Hell.
Decapre: Indeed he did, but now that Lincoln's healed my comrades, they can also have a new life, but they'll also have to go through therapy, just like myself, after what Bison did.
Me: We'll tell Ino about this when we get back.
Suddenly, ten Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Enero, Février, Aprile, Satsuki, Juni, Juli, Santamu, Xiayu, Jianyu, and Noembelu with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team heard of what we did in exorcising Montpellier Hill A.K.A. The Dublin Hellfire Club and cleansed it of the malevolent forces, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Tanaka, who'd come back from the dead to get revenge on us for killing him two years ago.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating him up, along with Lincoln personally ending that old goat and sending him to The Black Gates, and healing Enero, Février, Aprile, Satsuki, Juni, Juli, Santamu, Xiayu, Jianyu, and Noembelu, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Sheila Kangaboxer have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: I'm quite surprised that the ten girls that were at Montpellier Hill were Enero, Février, Aprile, Satsuki, Juni, Juli, Santamu, Xiayu, Jianyu, and Noembelu.
Lincoln: Decapre knew we'd run into them one day, and I've healed them physically, but the mental wounds they suffered due to Bison won't be easy though, but Ino's going to help me with this.
Me: That's right.
Nico: What Bison put them, Decapre, and Cammy through, that was really dark.
Mindy Chan: You said it, Nico, and you guys also got rid of Tanaka and this time for good.
Nico: You got that right, Mindy. That miserable man made the big mistake coming back from the dead to get revenge on us, and now, he's gone for good and never coming back.
After we exorcised Montpellier Hill of all the malevolent dark forces and finally getting rid of Tanaka and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Panda Faye Ling saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Sheila Kangaboxer: (Australian Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever. He's even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Sheila, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Sheila Kangaboxer: (Australian Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: You got that right. So, Sheila, what did Icky Vicky do to earn your wrath? Aside from what we already know about that demonic so-called babysitter.
Sheila Kangaboxer: (Australian Accent) Oh, you're so going to wish you had her killed when you hear this tale. I found out Icky Vicky started another prison riot, so she could escape and get revenge on all of you for the humiliations you put her through, this was three years ago. So, I went down to The Jupiter Prison and I brutally pulverized Icky Vicky and threw her back in her prison, but not before I'd broken her arms and legs badly, and then, I left the prison.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: Why, that evil, sadistic, bubble butt, fire-breathing, rageaholic...!
Me: I can't believe that stupid Icky Vicky would pull something like that!
Lincoln: Knowing her, she would do something like that. But, that was so awesome that you stopped her, Sheila.
Sheila Kangaboxer: (Australian Accent) Thanks, Lincoln.
Eli: But, you know what this means?
Lincoln: Yep.
Lincoln used his powers and formed a pool full of electric eels and dropped Icky Vicky in it, and she was electrocuted badly.
Timmy Turner: Serves you right, Bubble Butt!
Nico: (Snickers) Bubble Butt?
Wanda: That's an insult Timmy made for her, and rightfully so.
Lori: That good-for-nothing fire-breathing dragon! She's literally going to go too far, just like Flip.
Me: Second she does, she'll be on the bad end of receiving the same brutal punishment as Flip: getting dunked into another pool of electric eels.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Clyde and his harem were heading out to do some shopping.
Clyde: Alright, we got the list, so let's get some carts and get shopping.
Syd Chang: On it.
Clyde and his harem got their carts in hand, and they went off: Clyde and his harem were grabbing food and drinks, and they were also grabbing pumpkins since Halloween was coming fast, along with costumes as well. Then, they paid for everything and they came back home.
Nico: Dang, you and your harem went on one big shopping spree, Clyde.
Clyde: We sure did, and of course, we also got stuff for Halloween as well.
Lincoln: Awesome.
Rayman: That's right, Halloween's coming soon, and no Horror Movie Slashers are going to wreck this year's Halloween.
Me: Yeah, we've had it with those fuckers for the last time.
Nico: They eventually met their doom when Drakus transformed and we sent them all to The Black Gates for good.
Lincoln: You got that right.
In the park we were with the Mascots and they were on their way to help Kim Possible.
Vegeta: Poromon, remind me again why you and the mascots are with Kim?
Poromon: There's a bomb and she needs us to help disarm it.
Nico: Oh man! A bomb!?
Me: Not good!
We got to the bomb and it was a huge one! It was a massive fertilizer bomb!
Me: Whoa! It's a fertilizer bomb!
Nico: And this one has the power of 6,000,000 pounds of fertilizer!
Me: If this thing blows it will destroy the entire city!
Nico: Oh man!
We saw the timer and there was only 20 minutes left!
Me: We can't evacuate the entire city in 20 minutes!
Pan: Should we write our wills right now?
Me: No one is dying on our watch Pan.
Kim Possible: 13 minutes left!
Poromon and the mascots found the panel and opened it and got the wires.
Me: The pressure is mounting.
Poromon: Okay cut the blue wire.
Poliwag: Right.
He cut it and then the timer stopped and it was disarmed!
Me: Disarmed!
Nico: WHEW!
Laney: That was a close one!
Kim Possible: Yeah no kidding! Great job guys!
Demolisher: Phew! For a minute, I thought we were goners!
Nico: No kidding! But who would set up a massive bomb like this?
Eli: Good question.
Nico: Yeah.
Crosshairs: I knew the mascots would be able to sit because of their small size.
Nico: You got that right.
Me: But the question is who would set up a bomb like this to destroy the entire city?
?: He's right here.
We looked and saw Agent Waco and with him in cuffs was THEODORE DYMER THE MAD BOMBER OF GOTHAM!
Theodore "Ted" Dymer, also known as the Mad Bomber, was a toy-shop clerk who emulated the bombing spree of a television villain. A toy collector obsessed with Simon Trent (aka the Gray Ghost), Ted Dymer went as far as to start destroying Gotham City by recreating events from old episodes of The Gray Ghost. He was stopped once Simon Trent and Batman joined forces to figure out the mystery behind this "mad bomber."
Ted Dymer was the innocent owner of Yester Toys, where he bought and sold classic toys and items. The business wasn't incredibly successful; at the very least, it did not adequately satiate Dymer's own toy addiction. The man was obsessed, and spent countless amounts of money on all different types of toys. Though his collection was vast, his funds were low, and he needed something to fill his pockets. As luck would have it, Simon Trent, the actor who played the Gray Ghost in the television show, had begun selling his old memorabilia to Dymer to make ends meet. Recalling an episode of The Gray Ghost, Dymer realized the other uses his toys could the style and tactics of The Mad Bomber, Dymer placed bombs within remote controlled cars, designed and modeled after the same cars used in The Gray Ghost. Some cars were even actual models from the show, acquired from Trent. Dymer first blew up a plastics laboratory in Gotham City. From there, he began a bombing spree, leaving threats at each site demanding $1 million or a new location would be destroyed. His tracks were mostly untraceable, leaving both bomb squads and the Gotham City Police Department stumped.
Batman, however, was a different story. Recalling the "Mad Bomber" episode of The Gray Ghost, he began to fit the pieces of the puzzle together, and tracked down Trent. Trent professed ignorance, but just before the Gotham was destroyed via arson, Trent recognized a sound - the sound that Dymer's cars made as they drove. From this, they were able to deduce Dymer's tactic, and his next bombing attempt was averted.
Though his attempt to destroy the Gotham Library had failed, Dymer wasn't through yet. He used the explosive toy cars to chase Batman into an alley, and a dead end. Things looked grim, but the Gray Ghost cast a rope down and pulled the Dark Knight to safety. When the two returned to the Batmobile, however, Dymer was ready. He had several of the cars in the area, and chased the two heroes. The cars were no match for the tools of the Batmobile, and Batman and the Gray Ghost eluded danger.
The two tracked Dymer to his toy shop, and discovered the control center Dymer operated from. Though he tried to defeat the Dark Knight with his remote-controlled toy collection, Dymer was stopped, and his toy shop and control center were destroyed as well. Dymer cried over the loss of his toy collection and was subsequently arrested.
Nico: Theodore Dymer!?
Me: Theodore Dymer? The toy shop owner of the destroyed Yester Toys Store?
Theodore Dymer: THAT'S RIGHT! I DID IT FOR MONEY TO BUY MORE TOYS!
Poromon: I found this on the bomb.
He gave me a note. It was a ransom note.
Me: (Reading) "Pay Up Or Pay the Consequences. $1,000,000.00 in cash or Gotham Royal York City Hall is next. Signed The Mad Bomber."
Nico: Whoa!
Me: So you were going to blow up half of the city for more toys!? YOU'RE INSANE!
Nico: What a fucking whacko!
Me: Wait a second.
I went over to Batman.
Me: Bruce doesn't this sound familiar to you?
Batman: Yes it does. This is the same mad bomber that me and the Grey Ghost took down.
Nico: Wow! That is amazing!
Eli: What are the odds of that?
Me: Now he is looking at eternity in the pokey. Get him outta here.
Agent Waco: With pleasure.
He took him away.
We went back to the estate after having the bomb dismantled.
Back home we were getting ready for our next mission.
Kickback: Nico, which teams have you made this time?
Nico: My team will actually consist of Lucy Dark, Luz Noceda, Amity Blight, Willow Park, and Gus Porter. Fiona's team will include Octavia Melody, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops A.K.A. Bon Bon, Velvet Sky, and Flash Sentry.
Me: Cool!
Luz Noceda: Awesome!
Laney: Awesome setup too.
King Kai: (Telepathically) Nico, can you hear me?
Nico: I hear you, King Kai, what's wrong?
King Kai: (Telepathically) I've got some really bad news: The Flying Dutchman's escaped from The Ghost Zone and not only is he out for revenge, he's kidnapped SpongeBob's friends again.
We gasped.
Me: The Flying Dutchman is loose!?
Lincoln: Why, that scraggly bearded, barnacle-chewing, eel in the kelp salty sea dog ghost!
Me: My words exactly, Lincoln, I thought we taught The Flying Dutchman that painful lesson after we kicked his ghostly hide years ago.
Nico: And right on the eve of The Friday the 13th War against The Anti-Fairies. Well, if he refuses to learn his lesson the first time, then, we're going to make absolutely sure he does!
Lincoln: Yeah.
Nico: But he is going to be a good member of the M.O.E. Now we have to get ready to Save our friends.
Me: And I know where he took them. To the Flying Dutchman's Graveyard.
Then Mumbo Jumbo, Skulker, Patty & Selma, Golden Glider, Professor XXXL, Grizzly, Zzzax, BlackWarGreymon, Toad, Machinedramon, Marina Del Ray, MOE Sinestro, Evil Fire Man, Evil Wing Man, Boil Man, Grizzaka, Pink Ranger Slayer, Cyborg Cat, Ticklepuss, and Quillfire appeared!
Mumbo: Can me, Skulker, Patty & Selma, Golden Glider, Professor XXXL, Grizzly, Zzzax, BlackWarGreymon, Toad, and Machinedramon go with you guys?
Marina Del Ray: Me, MOE Sinestro, Evil Fire Man, Evil Wing Man, Boil Man, Grizzaka, Pink Ranger Slayer, Cyborg Cat, Ticklepuss, and Quillfire will come too.
Nico: Yes you all can come with.
Me: SpongeBob's friends are in trouble.
Cyborg Cat: We heard. The Flying Dutchman kidnapped them.
Me: Yeah.
SpongeBob: It's all my fault guys. I found him in a bottle and I thought he was a genie.
Me: SpongeBob you are not to blame for this.
Varie: Yeah it's not your fault.
Teresa: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: I'm hoping to do one for Tri-Horned Dragon next.
Me: Interesting.
Qin: Yeah.
Laney: That is a cool one.
Xenia: Yep.
Me: But the question is what would the Flying Dutchman want with SpongeBob's friends?
SpongeBob: To turn them into his crew.
Xenia: Oh man.
Varie: We better get down there.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye and the red iris of Lynn's Third Eye of The Buddha glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was: the figure was none other than Lincoln's old enemy, Dr. Arliss Loveless, and he's returned from the dead to get revenge on us for killing him last year. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, Lynn, is someone else coming after us today?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and none of us are going to like this one bit: the dark energy signal we sensed belongs to my old enemy, Dr. Arliss Loveless, and he's returned from the dead to get revenge on us for killing him last year.
We gasped.
Nico: Dang it, and you killed him last year on your rescue, Lincoln, but you Super Hakaied him and it was before The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Yep, so this means, he's getting The Black Gates.
Wendy Dorington: And we'll be the ones to send him to The Black Gates, Linky, but not after we kick his ass hard into next week for all the crap he's pulled.
Lincoln: Yeah, after everything he did long ago, that animal deserves to be put down for good.
Nico: Now, that's the kind of talk I like to hear. Alright, gang, let's head down to Bikini Bottom and not only are we going to rescue SpongeBob's friends, but we're giving that Flying Dutchman what for!
Lincoln: He doesn't deserve to be forgiven after all the terror he'd wrought upon Bikini Bottom and all of humanity, and once we get through trouncing him, you're next, Dr. Loveless.
Skulker: Maybe not ALL of Spongebob's friends were captured.
MOE Sinestro: There's still Mindy.
Nico: We haven't got a moment to lose. Lets go!
We were off to the ocean!
We arrived at Bikini Bottom.
Camie: Bikini Bottom.
Laney: Always a great place.
Mindy came.
Mindy (SpongeBob): Guys! Thank goodness you're all here. The Flying Dutchman came! He got Sandy, Squidward, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Larry the Lobster, Pearl, Gary and Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy!
We gasped!
Qin: Oh man!
Camie: He sure has been busy!
Doofenshmirtz: You didn't mention Squilliam. So, I think he managed to avoid capture.
Mindy: Yes Squilliam is safe.
Nico: We better hurry though.
Xenia: Yeah!
Varie: Lets get to the Flying Dutchman Graveyard pronto.
Nico: Right. Lets go.
We were off.
Camie: So who is the Flying Dutchman?
Me: A legendary pirate ghost that terrorizes the Seven Seas for all eternity.
SpongeBob: That's right.
I went over his history.
The Flying Dutchman is a major antagonist in Nickelodeon's SpongeBob SquarePants franchise. He serves as a major antagonist in the show, the main antagonist of the 2002 video game SpongeBob SquarePants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman and 2007 video game Dutchman's Dash, and a supporting antagonist in the critically acclaimed 2003 video game SpongeBob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom and it's 2020 remaster.
He is a powerful ghost who haunts the ocean, named after the legendary ghost ship of the same name. He is of enormous size compared to the other characters and captains a floating ghost ship with a green glow similar to his own, of which he appears to be the sole permanent crew member. He appears to be mainly interested in "scaring" undersea creatures rather than actually causing serious harm.
He is voiced by Brian Doyle-Murray, who also played Ivo Shandor in Ghostbusters: The Video Game.
The Dutchman's exact nature and role are inconsistent between episodes. It can be inferred from his appearance that he is the undead spirit of a pirate, and one episode mentions that the reason he haunts the seven seas is because his corpse was used as a mannequin in a clothing store window and he was never put to rest. In another episode, he states that he has not worn laced shoes in 5,000 years, yet pirates did not exist that long ago. Other episodes suggest the Flying Dutchman is a Devil/Grim Reaper–like figure, primarily Born Again Krabs where he attempts to put Mr. Krabs in the undersea version of Hell, "Davy Jones's Locker", which turns out to literally be a locker cabinet belonging to a person named Davy Jones, and in a much later episode, it is revealed that the Davy Jones in question is in fact none other than the Monkees member of the same name.
The Flying Dutchman notably appears as an enemy in several if not most SpongeBob SquarePants video games, most notably "Revenge of the Flying Dutchman" where he is the titular main antagonist. He also appeared in the Nickelodeon short "The Legend of Boo-kini Bottom" as the main antagonist.
He debuts in the episode "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost" as a cameo in a comic book detailing his origin. He later debuts physically in the episode "Scaredy Pants," near the end where he appears at the Krusty Krab to tell everyone there how offended he is by people dressing up as him for Halloween, and that SpongeBob's costume is the worst of all. Before he is about to steal the souls of everyone present, he first takes off SpongeBob's costume, revealing his brain being exposed as a result of Patrick shaving him. This scares the Flying Dutchman and he flees in terror.
He appears again in the episode "Arrgh!," towards the end where he is awoken by Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick fighting over a treasure chest. The chest is revealed to belong to the Flying Dutchman, and he questions who found his treasure chest. Afraid, Mr. Krabs blames it on SpongeBob and Patrick, and when they nervously confirm it, he takes his treasure and congratulates them and rewards them with one gold coin each. Jealous, Mr. Krabs asks for his reward, but he only receives a tiny plastic treasure chest, which the Flying Dutchman explains is "based on a real treasure chest" as he disappears, laughing maniacally.
In "Your Shoe's Untied," he is summoned by SpongeBob's cries of anguish about not finding someone who actually wears shoes. The Flying Dutchman says that he has been the Fancy Knotting Contest Champion for the last 3,000 years, and teaches him a thing or two about knots and shows him various knots. However, when SpongeBob asks for a knot for tying shoes, he is stumped when the Flying Dutchman says that he doesn't need to tie his shoes, due to him being a ghost and no longer having feet. He even stated that he hasn't worn shoes for over 5,000 years. But this fact doesn't impede his enjoyment of wearing a sock on his ghostly tail.
He has his first major role in the episode "Shanghaied," forcing SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward to be part of his crew forever when they board his ship. Squidward instead is sent through the Fly of Despair as punishment for his constant complaining and annoyance. However, when SpongeBob and Patrick damage his ship and fail to scare the people of Bikini Bottom, he decides to eat them. However, when they steal his dining sock to prevent him from eating them, he catches them and tries to get it back, until Patrick declares that they reached an impasse. To get his sock back, he makes a deal with them that if they give him back his sock, he will give them three wishes, and they accept the deal. Patrick wishes that he wished he would have known that earlier, and SpongeBob wishes for Squidward's return and the Flying Dutchman being a vegetarian so he would not be able to eat them. However, instead of going home, they are turned into fruit and are chased by the Flying Dutchman in his ship, which is now a hippie van with a sail.
In "Born Again Krabs," he appears in Mr. Krabs' hospital room to condemn him to "Davy Jones' locker." However, because Mr. Krabs keeps begging to be freed, the Flying Dutchman gives him another chance, as long as he will always be generous from now on, and Mr. Krabs promises (thinking he is only having a "bad dream"). Mr. Krabs returns to the Krusty Krab less cheap and more generous, but he becomes cheap once again after realizing that he is not in a bad dream and the whole thing is real. The Flying Dutchman returns to take him back to the locker. However, SpongeBob says he is not cheap bets that he would choose him over all the money in the Flying Dutchman's pocket. Mr. Krabs chooses the money and SpongeBob is instead condemned to the locker, but after Squidward scolds him for doing so, Mr. Krabs realizes what he just did and regrets it. Then, the Flying Dutchman brings SpongeBob back because of his constant annoyance, and SpongeBob later annoys him once again on the phone.
He then appears in the episode "Money Talks," where he appears to grant Mr. Krabs' wish of talking to money if he sells his soul, which Mr. Krabs accepts. Later, Mr. Krabs starts to regret his deal with the Flying Dutchman and demands it to be put off, and he appears and refuses to put off the deal. However, before he is about to take Mr. Krabs' soul, he says he already sold it. Then suddenly, a group of monster-like ghosts, including SpongeBob, are lined up and reveal that Mr. Krabs sold his soul to them too.
In "SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One," he accidentally bumps into Mr. Krabs at the middle of the Dutchman's Triangle while on his way home from the grocery store and spills his groceries. To buy more groceries, he tries to get money from Mr. Krabs by stealing his cash register, and a fight starts. Later, the Flying Dutchman gets ahold of the register, but he accidentally releases the tray, which hits him and sends him to Davy Jones' locker, where he is tortured by Davy Jones himself.
In "The Curse of Bikini Bottom," he turns SpongeBob and Patrick into ghosts as punishment for accidentally shaving his beard off while playing with Squidward's lawnmower. Later, not wanting to be ghosts anymore, SpongeBob and Patrick visit the Flying Dutchman plead him to turn them back to normal, and he does, but the curse will not wear off until his beard grows back for his date. Because of this, they decide to replace it. At the end, SpongeBob himself replaces his beard for several months until it grew back. Later, the Flying Dutchman appears to SpongeBob and Patrick and reveals that his girlfriend wants to marry him, but he says he is "not the marrying-type." Then, when a giant monster, who is apparently his date, pops out from the horizon of the background, he runs away in fear.
In "Ghoul Fools," where he finds Lord Poltergeist's haunted house boat and plans to reclaim the treasure chest filled with doubloons Poltergeist stole from him. Poltergeist tries to escape, but the haunted house boat breaks down. Then, the Flying Dutchman turns into a bomb that creates a huge void that sucks everyone present (Poltergeist, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and Sandy) inside.
In "Plankton Gets the Boot," he makes a cameo on a board game box.
In "The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom," he enjoys himself on Halloween until he is halted by SpongeBob's laughter, who used to be scared until Patrick tells him that scary equals funny. He tries to scare SpongeBob numerous times, but he still thinks it is funny. The Flying Dutchman then steals the souls of SpongeBob's friends and locks them in cages as they call for help. SpongeBob then starts to become scared and runs away. Despite being scared, SpongeBob returns to save his friends with the help of Sandy's acorn monster puppet. However, he ends up destroying the puppet, and the Flying Dutchman laughs at him. Plankton mentions the "scary" things SpongeBob has inside his brain, and the Flying Dutchman decides to have a look inside his brain. However, he ends up becoming scared of the things in SpongeBob's brain and flees in fear.
In "Shopping List," Sandy and SpongeBob secretly steal some of his dandruff, one of the "ingredients" of the Krabby Patty. Plankton, however, fails to do so and is caught by the Flying Dutchman.
He also makes a cameo in the episode "Appointment TV."
In "The Ghost of Plankton," he teaches Plankton all the basics of being a ghost which are shapeshifting, scaring, haunting houses, and picking things up. He also jump scares the viewers at the end.
When I was finished everyone was shocked!
Qin: WHOA!
Xenia: Scary and horrifying!
Laney: Yeah he sure is!
Camie: Awful!
We walked around.
Patty: Squilliam, are you there?!
Squilliam: I am! The Dutchman didn't get me yet!
Selma: Where are you?
Squilliam: I'm at my house with Karen. Once you get here, we can work on a plan of attack!
Evil Fire Man: Sounds good to me!
We went to Squilliam's house and we went into it.
Me: Okay Squilliam we're here.
Squilliam: Great! Thank goodness.
Karen: Yeah.
Wendy Koopa: This is a nice house.
Nico: Man no wonder Squidward was jealous of you.
Squilliam: Yeah it's because I succeeded in everything he failed in.
Xenia: Wow.
Me: Thank goodness you and Squidward are friends now.
Camie: Why were they rivals?
Me: Squidward and Squilliam went to high school band class and Squilliam always outdid Squidward in everything and he made millions of dollars doing everything Squidward wishes he would do.
Camie: Whoa.
Eli: Yeah.
Sirius: Wow that is rough. No wonder Squidward became a gloomy person all the time.
Xenia: Yeah.
Golden Glider: (Squilliam laughs) Why are you laughing?
Squilliam: Sorry. It's just the adrenaline rush right now.
Evil Wing Man: I don't blame you.
Me: Me neither. You're excited to kick the Flying Dutchman's ghostly butt!
Qin: Yeah.
Squilliam: Yes that's right.
Me: He wants to see something scary, we'll give him a nightmare unlike any other.
Squilliam: And the fact that me and Karen actually managed to avoid getting captured by the Dutchman.
Commando Man: We don't blame you for that either.
Me: Me neither.
Karen: Yeah.
Camie: But this will be awesome taking on the Flying Dutchman.
Nico: Yeah it suer will be.
Lily: But the best way to get to The Flying Dutchman's Graveyard is through a covered bridge that leads through the Perfume Department.
(GULP) DUN DUN DUNNNN!
Squilliam: And Bubble Buddy is here too.
Boil Man: That's right! We almost forgot about him.
Professor XXXL: Does anyone want snow cones?
Nico: No thanks but thank you.
Bubble Buddy: It's good you guys are all safe.
Me: Thanks Bubble Buddy.
SpongeBob: Same to you too.
Don the Whale: Don't forget about me!
RD Carol: Hey there, Don!
Me: Glad you're okay Don.
Don the Whale: Same here.
Plankton's cousin Clem hopped onto my shoulder.
Clem: Thank goodness too.
Me: Clem. Then goodness you're safe too.
?: And don't forget me y'all.
We saw SpongeBob's friend from camp, Narlene Narwhal!
Narlene: Howdy there. My name is Narlene.
SpongeBob: Narlene! Glad you're safe too.
Nico: You know her SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: I sure do. We went to Kamp together.
Grizzly: This is everyone?
Grizzaka: Beggers can't be choosers! Our usual picks from Bikini Bottom are captured!
May: Except Man Ray and Dirty Bubble. They're in the Masters of Evil HQ.
Me: At least the Flying Dutchman didn't get them.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: What about Sinister Slug, Jumbo Shrimp, Atomic Flounder or Prawn or the Naked Krabs?
Grizzaka: No he didn't get them.
Me: Good.
Gru: If those perfume vultures try anything, it's freeze ray for them!
Maria: And a bubble rainbow from Spongebob!
Nico: You got that right. Lets go!
Moondancer: Wait! I have these for us.
She gave us Ghostbuster Weapons.
Me: Ghostbuster Rays and traps? Where did you get these Moondancer?
Moondancer: Egon got these for me to have us be prepared for this.
Me: Smart thinking there.
We were ready.
Then we were off.
We arrived at the covered bridge.
Me: This must be it and there is the Perfume Department. [I point to a live-action room full of perfume and customers]
Nico: Let's do it. [We try to run through the department but get sprayed with all sorts of perfume. Someone even goes as far as removing Nico's gas mask and spraying him in the face with perfume. We exit the department]
SpongeBob: [panting] I always hate going in there!
Me: Me too!
Zzzax: I'm sure the perfume thing won't be too bad.
Pink Ranger Slayer: Well, you're pure electricity.
Me: We just went through it.
Qin: Man that was so awful!
Lola: It wasn't that bad. I loved all the perfumes.
Me: Figures you would like it Lola.
Lola: Yeah I like to smell good.
RD Lucy: It was death incarnate.
Lana then hurled her guts out.
Same with RD Lana.
Qin: Yuck.
Me: But look. We're here.
We saw that we were in the creepiest place ever in Bikini Bottom: THE FLYING DUTCHMAN'S GRAVEYARD!
(EVIL LAUGHTER!)
Toad: I never wanna go through there again!
Lola: You guys are overreacting. I actually loved it.
Lana: Figures you would!
Me: I said that already Lana.
Lana: Oh sorry.
BlackWarGreymon: (to Eli) Don't bonk their heads together. What we went through is punishment enough,
Eli: Agreed.
Nico: Lets just capture the Flying Dutchman, save our friends and get the hell outta here.
Xenia: Good idea.
Rarity: Oh pity. I liked going through the perfume department.
Pipp Petals: Me too Rarity: It was beautiful.
Me: Lets put that behind us now.
We went into the graveyard and it was a scary as shit place.
Me: Boy this place give me the creeps.
Brittney: I like it.
Agitos: I thought Gothos Tower was creepy.
Lily: It sure is crazy scary though.
Qin: Yeah.
Lana: Where is the ship the Flying Dutchman is in?
Me: Well it's not that hard to spot. It's a floating green glowing ship.
Bubble Buddy: Then we'll find it no problem.
Cyborg Cat: (notices something) So, a green glowing ship, right?
Ticklepuss: Yes. Why?
Cyborg Cat pointed to something.
We saw THE FLYING DUTCHMAN'S SHIP!
Nico: That's it.
Qin: Wow! The Flying Dutchman's Ship!
Xenia: Scary!
Laney: Yeah.
Maria: By the way, Layla, you and Ness get a chance to shine today.
Layla: Right on!
Ness: Sweet!
Me: Nice!
Nico: How are we going to get the Flying Dutchman's attention?
Me: I got an idea. (ACTIVATES THE YOLKER'S RIDEWATCH)
We got rapid fire egg machine guns.
Nico: Oh we're going to Egg his ship!
Me: Yep.
Disk Wars Silver Samurai: Time for our entrance!
Me: After we draw him close. Watch.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Fire!
We went invisible and fired MILLIONS OF EGGS AT THE SHIP!
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They were pelting the ship by the boatloads!
Nico: Boy this CRACKS Me up! (LAUGHS)
Luan: (LAUGHS) Good one Nico!
Me: The Yolk's on him!
We laughed some more!
Flying Dutchman was getting smashed all over the place with eggs!
Flying Dutchman: NO ONE EGGS THE FLYING DUTCHMAN AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! ENSIGN STEER THE SHIP TO WHERE THOSE EGGS ARE COMING FROM!
Patrick: (Droning) Aye aye captain.
He had the ship come to us.
Me: Here he comes.
We hid.
When the ship got close enough…
Flying Dutchman: What the? Who was egging us!?
Then the spirits of Nature's divine ultimate power appeared and swirled around him and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above him and then beams of lightning hit our friends and freed them and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Me: Hello Dutchie!
Squidward: You guys arrived just in time!
Sandy: YEEHAW! Thank y'all!
Plankton: We owe you one.
Flying Dutchman: How did you find me?!
Machinedramon: None of your damn business!
Me: We just looked in the phone book.
Flying Dutchman: (deadpans) It was the perfume section, wasn't it? I thought I got rid of that.
Quillfire: OBVIOUSLY, YOU DIDN'T, TYRANT!
Flying Dutchman: Hey, I didn't ask you all to go through there to get to me. You could've just teleported here instead!
Me: Then what fun would that be? You know how much we love a challenge.
Nico: Yeah.
Flying Dutchman: Ah you got me there. BUT YE WILL NEVER SAVE YER FRIENDS!
Me: Too late! We did!
Pearl: Yeah!
Mr. Krabs: So ye are through!
Flying Dutchman: How did you get so many eggs anyway?
Me: Bought them all at the grocery store.
Nico: Yeah! Obviously.
Ness: PK Flash!
He fired a ball of energy and blasted down the Flying Dutchman!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Try this! PK STARSTORM!
I rained down a powerful shower of comets and smashed him all over the place!
Flying Dutchman: THAT'S ENOUGH!
He fired laser blasts and I deflected them back and smashed him down.
We blasted him some more with eggs!
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He was pelted more.
Me: EGGS-Citing isn't it!
We laughed some more!
Then Condiment King, Leonard, Mr. Mittens, Gramma Stuffum, Stonedozer, Whirlin, Iceage, Magma, Bizarro, Zavok, Terror Dopant, Rambling Ghost, Tiki Tak Tribe, Evil Plug Man, Stinkor, MMPR Eye Guy, Mouth of Sauron, Fire Lord, Yost X 23, and Kuroto Dan appeared.
Nico: Condiment King, Leonard, Mr. Mittens, Gramma Stuffum, Stonedozer, Whirlin, Iceage, Magma, Bizarro, Zavok, Terror Dopant, Rambling Ghost, Tiki Tak Tribe, Evil Plug Man, Stinkor, MMPR Eye Guy, Mouth of Sauron, Fire Lord, Yost X 23, and Kuroto Dan.
Kuroto Dan: Boy you guys REALLY pelted him with eggs!
Me: Yeah we sure did. The Yolker's infinite supply of eggs really is cool.
Evil Plug Man: It sure is.
Condiment King: You want some ketchup on that?
Me: Only if the eggs are on Krabby Patties.
Firelord: True. Also those Egg Puns were awesome.
Me: They sure CRACKED us up!
We laughed some more!
Nico: Good one!
Condiment King: There are a lot of eggs here.
Leonard: At least they aren't from Red and his friends.
Me: No thank goodness.
Mr. Mittens: That's a good thing.
Me: Yeah. We really pelted him.
Gramma Stuffum: (to Nico) (German Accent) We heard you visited Sailor Moon's teacher.
Nico: We sure did.
Stonedozer: Please tell me you let her have it!
Nico: No we didn't attack her. We reprimanded her and Sailor Moon and the Sailors revealed their Sailior Soldier Forms.
Stonedozer: So the cat's out of the bag.
Me: Yep.
Typeface came.
Me: Back for another round I see Typeface.
Typeface: Yep.
Laney: Cool.
Typeface: I actually teleported on here instead of going through the perfume section.
Flying Dutchman: See? He gets it!
Me: Well we still like doing it a challenging way. (To the Viewers) Besides it's no fun if we do it the easy way.
Nico: He's right on that.
Typeface: I see.
Qin: Yeah.
We got the usual battles underway.
Leif, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Fighting Foodons, Bombshell and Kickback VS Condiment King - Nico's rescue
Condiment King was first.
Condiment King: (to Leif) Nico's rescue involved talking to Serena's teacher. PLEASE tell me she got punched in the face!
Leif: No she didn't get punched. Just a good talking to.
Applejack: Yeah but now Serena's teacher know that she is Sailor Moon.
Apple Bloom: Yeah it's true.
Flashwing: Yeah it's really cool that she knows now.
Chase: I agree there. It's awesome.
Condiment King: Glad you guys talked it all out. Lets do it!
Leif summoned Tao and merged Hermos with Poison Butterfly and it formed a powerful pesticide flit. It was called POISON AEROSOL BLASTER! They fired waves of energy, ice, earth, rock, crystal, boulders and apples and smashed him down.
Lori Loud, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, The Muppets, Arpeggio and Teresa VS Leonard - Battling Another Ultimate Diamondhead
Leonard was next.
Leonard: (to Lori) Nico, Shannon, and the others did good Battling Another Ultimate Diamondhead. I bet that one was hard to take down.
Lori Loud: It literally was and it was awesome facing Another Ultimate Diamondhead.
Pinkie Pie: But it was amazing!
Featherweight: Yeah it sure was cool.
Sprocket: We had fun about that one.
Kermit: We sure did and it was cool.
Leonard: Yeah. Lets do it!
Lori summoned Ariel and merged Hermos with Wynn the Wind Charmer and they formed into a powerful Wind Scythe. It was called THE SCYTHE OF WYNN THE WIND CHARMER. Lori fired waves of wind and the group fired waves of metal, lightning, gears and energy and smashed Leonard and his pig army down.
CatDog, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Dexter, Dee Dee, Beekeeper and Doofenshmirtz VS Mr. Mittens - Lincoln's Rescue
Mr. Mittens was next.
Mr. Mittens: (to CatDog) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Montpelier Hill. How was it?
Cat: It was really cool and amazing.
Dog: Boy it sure was and that place was really creepy too.
Fluttershy: It sure was. That place had really scary history too.
Tornado Bolt: It sure was and it was cool.
Stealth Elf: I thought it was amazing.
Dexter: It was a most amazing and compelling mystery and exorcism there.
Dee Dee: It sure was cool.
Mr. Mittens: I agree there. Lets do it!
CatDog summoned Umbra and merged Hermos and Jurrac Meteor and they formed into a bazooka called THE JURRAC METEOR BAZOOKA SHOOTER! They fired waves of energy and leaves, grass, flowers and energgy and smashed him down
Luster Dawn, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Chicken Run Chickens, Lemmy Koopa, and Wendy Koopa VS Gramma Stuffum - Meeting a Master of Oz Gene-slammer
Gramma Stuffum was next.
Gramma Stuffum: (to Luster Dawn) I heard you guys met a Master of Oz Gene-slammer. What's her name?
Luster Dawn: Her name is Sheila Kangaboxer and she is from Australia and she is a really deadly and powerful fighter too.
Sunset Shimmer: She sure is and she taught Lynn and Lincoln everything that she knows.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) And her story is cool too.
FLASHBACK
Sheila Kangaboxer: (Australian Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever. He's even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Sheila, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Sheila Kangaboxer: (Australian Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: You got that right. So, Sheila, what did Icky Vicky do to earn your wrath? Aside from what we already know about that demonic so-called babysitter.
Sheila Kangaboxer: (Australian Accent) Oh, you're so going to wish you had her killed when you hear this tale. I found out Icky Vicky started another prison riot, so she could escape and get revenge on all of you for the humiliations you put her through, this was three years ago. So, I went down to The Jupiter Prison and I brutally pulverized Icky Vicky and threw her back in her prison, but not before I'd broken her arms and legs badly, and then, I left the prison.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: Why, that evil, sadistic, bubble butt, fire-breathing, rageaholic...!
Me: I can't believe that stupid Icky Vicky would pull something like that!
Lincoln: Knowing her, she would do something like that. But, that was so awesome that you stopped her, Sheila.
Sheila Kangaboxer: (Australian Accent) Thanks, Lincoln.
Eli: But, you know what this means?
Lincoln: Yep.
Lincoln used his powers and formed a pool full of electric eels and dropped Icky Vicky in it, and she was electrocuted badly.
Timmy Turner: Serves you right, Bubble Butt!
Nico: (Snickers) Bubble Butt?
Wanda: That's an insult Timmy made for her, and rightfully so.
Lori: That good-for-nothing fire-breathing dragon! She's literally going to go too far, just like Flip.
Me: Second she does, she'll be on the bad end of receiving the same brutal punishment as Flip: getting dunked into another pool of electric eels.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Gramma Stuffum: Mein gott! That monster babysitter!
Sunburn: I know. She is pure evil incarnate.
Ginger: (British Accent) She sure is.
Gramma Stuffum: Oh ja she sure is. Lets do it!
Luster Dawn summoned Ignatius and merged Hermos with Firebird and they formed into a deadly firebird sword. It was called The SWORD OF THE FIREBIRD INFERNO! They fired waves of fire and smashed her down.
Thing, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Straw Hat Pirates, RD Lynn, and Commando Man vs Stonedozer - The Mascots disarming a huge bomb
Stonedozer was next.
Stonedozer: (to Thing) The Mascots disarmed a huge bomb. Considering their size, it wasn't impossible.
Thing: No it wasn't. But it was a really awesome and big bomb.
Rarity: Yeah it was huge darlings. It was actually a fertilizer bomb.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah no kidding there.
Gill Grunt: It was incredibly huge.
Luffy: It sure was huge.
Stonedozer: That is true. Lets do it!
Thing: IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!
Thing summoned Breaker and merged Hermos with Aussa the Earth Charmer and they formed into a staff of Earth called the STAFF OF AUSSA EARTHQUAKES! They fired waves of earth, water, jewels, ice and energy and smashed him down.
Linka (Captain Planet), Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Shareena Wickett, RD Lori and RD Carol VS Whirlin - The Mascots helping Kim Possible
Whirlin was next.
Whirlin: (to Linka) The Mascots helped Kim Possible. They should be proud.
Linka (Captain Planet): (Russian Accent) Oh they sure are and it's awesome.
Rainbow Dash: Boy it was awesome disarming a bomb.
Scootaloo: Yeah no kidding there.
Whirlwind: Scary though. Thank goodness it wasn't a nuke.
Shareena: Yeah that would not be a good thing.
Whirlin: Boy no kiidding. Lets do it!
Linka summoned Tao as well and merged Hermos with Elemental HERO Air Neos and it formed into a staff. It was called THE AIR NEOS WIND STAFF! They fired waves of wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed him down.
Samus Aran, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Manny, Sid, Diego, Scrat, Gru, and Megamind VS Iceage - The Flying Dutchman kidnapping SpongeBob's Friends
Iceage was next.
Iceage: (to Samus) The Flying Dutchman kidnapped SpongeBob's Friends. Well, I guess that's one way for him to get back in the game.
Samus Aran: I know. This is crazy!
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah no kidding there.
Starshine Sparkle: No one tries to take our friends and gets away with it!
Spyro: And it will never happen again.
Manny: No it sure won't!
Sid: That is for sure!
Diego: Yeah!
Iceage: I agree there too. Lets do it!
Samus summoned Lunar and merged Hermos with Alien Mars and they formed into a deadly ray blaster. It was called THE COSMIC FLARE MARS BLASTER! They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.
Koji, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Dino Charge Rangers, RD Luan and RD Lucy VS Magma - The Flying Dutchman is in a lot of trouble
Magma was next.
Magma: (to Koji) The Flying Dutchman is in a lot of trouble. But maybe, he can join our ranks afterwards.
Koji: One can only hope but yeah he is a true anti-hero/anti-villain. But he is funny too.
Starlight Glimmer: He sure is. Also it's crazy funny that SpongeBob thought he was a genie. (LAUGHS) That is funny.
Cozy Glow: It sure is funny.
Hex: I think it's funny too.
Tyler Navarro: You got that right.
Magma: Yeah. Lets do it!
Koji summoned Forest Queen Diana and merged Hermos with Wolf and it formed into a Moonlight Wolf Scythe. It was called THE SCYTHE OF THE WOLF MOON! They fired waves of bones, magic, stars, lightning and blue energy and smashed him down.
Princess What's-Her-Name, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Miguel Tulio, Chel, Agitos and Nivenna VS Bizarro - The Flying Dutchman in for a big buttkicking
Bizarro was next.
Bizarro: (to Princess What's Her Name) Flying Dutchman is not in for big buttkicking. He in for big hug!
Princess What's Her Name: It's not going to be painful.
Princess Luna: It will not be bad.
Moondust: We are not going to kick his butt.
Snowdrop: It won't be a bad fight.
Gari: He in for big hug.
Blackout: He in for a bad time with a big hug.
Miguel Tulio: It will not hurt.
Bizarro: Bizarro not happy. Lets not do it!
Princess What's Her Name summoned Basilisk and merged Hermos with Javelin Beetle and they formed into a spear. It was called The Beetle Spear of The Javelin Dragon! They fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed him down.
Ace Bunny, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Disk Wars Silver Samurai and Disk Wars Mandarin VS Zavok - The Flying Dutchman may be scary but WE ARE Scarier!
Zavok was next.
Zavok: (to Ace) The Flying Dutchman may be scary. But WE ARE more Scarier!
Ace Bunny: Yeah and he will know what fear is when we kick his butt!
Princess Celestia: And it will hurt.
King Solar: He may be a ghost but we have ways to kill ghosts.
Solar Eclipsa: Even though we're not going to kill him it will be awesome.
Amber Morning: That is for sure!
Spotlight: And it's awesome that he will be getting his butt kicked.
Mordecai: That is true.
Rigby: Yeah it sure is!
Zavok: Indeed. Lets do it!
Ace Bunny summoned Dark Dryad and merged Hermos with Sonic Chick and they formed into sonic boots for him called THE SONIC CHICK SHOES! They ran fast and smashed him all over and fired waves of light and energy and smashed him down.
Natsume the 9-Tailed Fox VS Terror Dopont.
Terror Dopont was next.
Terror Dopont: You will know what fear is.
Natsume: I AM fear.
She merged Hermos with Nine-Tailed Fox and it formed into a staff of the Kitsune. It was called The Staff of The Inferno Kitsune. She fired a wave of fire and smashed him down.
Gusty the Great VS Rambling Ghost
Rambling Ghost was next.
Rambling Ghost: (ROARS)
Gusty the Great: This is gonna be awesome.
She merged Hermos and Queen of Autumn Leaves and they formed into a scepter. It was called the SCEPTER OF THE AUTUMN SEASON! She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Zecora VS The Tiki Tak Tribe
The Tiki Tak Tribe was next.
Zecora: This battle will be most fun for all of us to me, and it will be one for us to enjoy and for all to see.
The Tiki Tak Tribe agreed.
Zecora merged Hermos with Supersonic Skull Flame and it formed into a Skull Flame Sword. It was called THE SKULL FLAME VOODOO STAFF! She fired waves of energy and fire and smashed them down.
Marcarita VS Evil Plug Man.
Evil Plug Man was next.
Evil Plug Man: I'll plug you in.
Marcarita: Bring it on.
Marcarita merged Hermos with Vylon Omega and it formed into an Omega Staff and it was called the VYLON OMEGA LIGHT STAFF! She fired waves of light and smashed him down.
Penelope "Stinky" Florington VS Stinkor.
Stinkor was next.
Stinkor: This will be awesome for Stinkor! (LOUD FART!)
Penelope Florington: It sure will be cool. Lets do it!
Penelope merged Hermos with Maju Garzett and it went into her stomach and became a new technique called SLUDGE VOMIT DELUGE! She vomited!
PROJECTILE VOMIT!
She fired waves of gross black sludge and it hit Stinkor and drenched him and knocked him down! YUCK!
Penelope Florington was wiping her mouth in absolute disgust!
Penelope Florington: OH THAT WAS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING! YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK! I FEEL LIKE A DRANK RAW SEWAGE! BLECH!
Roshi the 4 Tails Jinchuriki VS Eye Guy (MMPR)
Eye Guy was next.
Eye Guy: You ready for me?
Roshi: I am ALWAYS ready.
Roshi merged Hermos with Mr. Volcano and they formed into a Volcano Sword! It was called SWORD OF THE MAGMA INFERNO! He fired waves of lava and smashed him down.
Yugito Nii the 2 Tails Jinchuriki and Audrey Sauron VS Mouth of Sauron
Mouth of Sauron was next.
Mouth of Sauron: This is always fun and good.
Yugito: It sure is.
Audrey Sauron: I think it's always fun.
Yugito merged Hermos with Sorcerer of Dark Magic and it formed into a powerful staff and it was called THE STAFF OF THE DARK SORCERER! She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Ophelia Nefertiti the Firewing Pegasus Gene-Slammer VS Firelord
Firelord was next.
Firelord: This is always fun.
Ophelia Nefertiti: It sure is.
Ophelia merged Hermos with Firewing Pegasus and it formed into a staff. It was called The Firewing Pegasus Staff! She fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Jasmine VS X-23.
X-23 was next.
X-23: The Flying Dutchman is creepy.
Jasmine: It sure is.
Jasmine merged Hermos with Desertapir and it formed into a flute and it was called THE DESERTAPIR FLUTE OF THE DESERT! She blew it and summoned a swarm of Desertapirs and smashed her down!
Noir Wendoma the Dharc the Dark Charmer Gene-Slammer VS Kuroto Dan aka Kamen Rider Genm
Kuroto Dan was next.
Kuroto Dan: I'll do this without continues.
Nori Wendoma: Bring it on.
She merged Hermos with Dharc the Dark Charmer and it formed into a darkness scythe and it was called the DARKNESS CHARMING SCYTHE! She fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Ninja Steel Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Typeface
Typeface was next.
Nico: This will be good.
Nico opened his safe and in it was a bunch of hand cannons for The Dark World Goth Girls and The Gutierrez Sisters who are in Lincoln's harem
For The Dark World Goth Girls: hand-cannon Blasters named Dark World Demonic Firestorm, and the hand-cannon Blasters are modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but they're black with colored flames matching the Dark World Duel Monsters they were Gene-Slammed into on the blasters with the Dark World Duel Monsters they were Gene-Slammed into surrounded by darkness etched on the sides, and colored gems on the top of the blasters.
And for the Gutierrez Sisters: hand-cannon Blasters named Lightsworn Lightstorm, and the hand-cannon Blasters are modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but they're white with colored flames on the blasters with the Lightsworn Monsters they were Gene-Slammed into surrounded by light etched on the sides, and colored gems on the top of the blasters.
Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
Ninja Steel Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! POWER STARS! LOCK IN! READY! NINJA SPIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STEEL!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Ninja Steel Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
Ninja Steel Rangers: NINJA FINAL STRIKE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they hit him and Typeface exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: OH YEAH! Typeface you have failed this graveyard.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Troy: Time to test your luck!
Tsukasa: Took the words right out of my mouth!
Lucky: My thoughts exactly!
Kamen Ride: Ooguma Skyblue!
Kamen Ride: Forever Yellow!
Tsukasa turned into Kyuranger Aqua! And Daiki summoned all the Yellow Rangers!
Megaforce Rangers: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!
They went Super Megaforce!
Me: NICE! Now for this.
We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.
All of us: (TURNS DIALS) BURNING SUPER SENTAI POWER!
We summoned all the rangers and riders!
Me: Now for this Yolkal! (Spins Magisword Bracelet)
Announcer: GIANT EGG MAGISWORD!
Maria: Don't forget this.
She pulled out the M.O.E. Zenkai Cannon.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) CHICKEN FORCE SURPRISE!
She summoned Monster Chicken, Ovulator, The Chicken From Outer Space, Chunky Chicken, Evil Scratch, Angry Chicken Wing, Hot Rodney, The Yolker and Angry Nashville Hot Chicken,
The Yolker: Lets give this Dutchman the Yolk! (LAUGHS) Get it!?
We laughed.
Me: This will Yolk you up!
Ed: CHICKENS! (Hugs Monster Chicken, Ovulator, The Chicken From Outer Space, Chunky Chicken, Evil Scratch, Angry Chicken Wing, Hot Rodney, The Yolker and Angry Nashville Hot Chicken) HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN!
Chunky Chicken: Okay Ed you love us.
Me: Lets get him!
We fired more eggs at the Flying Dutchman!
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!
He was being inundated in eggs!
Kamengareth and Prince Mudeenu Blasted and smashed him all over.
Vegeta, Demolishor, Pan and Crosshairs used the Earth and Decepticon Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Demolishor's laser fingers, Crosshairs Speed and Vegeta and Pan's powers 100-fold.
Vegeta and Demolishor: DEMOLISHING GALLICK GUN!
Pan and Crosshairs: SPEEDING MASENKO BLAST!
Magic of Dragons and Mumbo: DRAGON MAGIC BLAST!
Ghost Hunting Extreme and Skulker: GHOST HUNTING BLAST!
Smoking Masters and Patty and Selma: SMOKING SCORCH SHOT!
Skates of Speed and Golden Glider: SKATING FLASH BLAST!
Science gone Wild and Professor XXXL: SCIENCE WILD BLAST!
BEARS! and Grizzly: BEAR STORM BLAST!
LIGHTNING! and Zzzax: LIGHTNING FURY ENERGY!
Opposite of WarGreymon and BlackWarGreymon: TERRA DESTROYING BLAST!
TOADS! and Toad: TOADS OF JUSTICE!
Machine Darkness and Machinedramon: GIGA CANNON BLAST!
Mermaid Mayhem and Marina Del Ray: MERMAID FURY MAELSTROM!
FEAR INCARNATE and MOE Sinestro: FEAR OF PARALLAX BLAST!
Fire Comes Forth and Evil Fire Man: FIRESTORM FURY BLAST!
Wings of Wrath and Evil Wing Man: WINGS OF WRATH BLAST!
Boil Force and Boil Man: BOILING SCALD STORM!
GRIZZLY SPIRITS and Grizzaka: GRIZZLY BEAR MAUL STORM!
Pink Slayer Force and Pink Ranger Slayer: FIRESTORM PINK BLAST!
Cybernetic Cat Claws and Cyborg Cat: CYBORG FURY SWIPE STORM!
Ticklish Buttkicking and Ticklepuss: TICKLING BUTTKICKING BLAST!
Quills of Pain and Quillfire: PORCUPINE NEEDLES OF BUTTKICKING!
Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: EMPATHY SKULLSMASHER BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
SpongeBob Squarepants, Starlight Glimmer, Ness, Layla, me and Eli: CHICKEN SPONGE ELEMENTAL SMASH!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: BUBBLE ELEMENT STYLE: BUBBLE RAINBOW!
Jessica Shannon: BUBBLE STING STYLE: BUBBLE WASPS!
Entrapta: BUBBLE LIGHTNING STYLE: BUBBLE BOLTS!
Peni Parker: BUBBLE WEB STYLE: BUBBLE SPIDER!
Perfuma: BUBBLE NATURE STYLE: BUBBLE FLOWERS!
Frosta: BUBBLE ICE STYLE: BUBBLE ICICLES!
Jessica Kaios: BUBBLE FIRE STYLE: BUBBLE FLAME!
Yuna: BUBBLE WATER STYLE: BUBBLE WAVE!
Toph: BUBBLE EARTH STYLE! BUBBLE BOULDER!
Tatsumaki: BUBBLE WIND STYLE: BUBBLE CYCLONE!
Shantae: BUBBLE MAGIC STYLE: BUBBLE BIRDS!
Akko: BUBBLE STAR STYLE: BUBBLE ASTEROIDS!
They fired waves of bubbles infused with elements.
Lincoln and his harem: BUBBLE FINAL SMASH: BUBBLE EXPLOSIVE!
They fired explosive bubbles!
Me: And this too!
I spun my Magisword Bracelet.
Announcer: EXPLODING BUBBLE MAGISWORD!
Me: We haven't done this in a while. Prohyas, Vambre?
Prohyas: Lets do it!
Announcer: GIANT EGG MAGISWORD! LITTLE BLUE BOMB MAGISWORD!
Me, Prohyas and Vambre: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO - EGG BOMBS OF WRATH!
We fired waves of energy and bombs and eggs and they hit the Flying Dutchman and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He was down and beaten!
Nico: NICE!
Lincoln: That'll teach you, you scurvy sea dog!
Nico: He's in big big trouble when The Ghost Council convenes to decide his punishment. But I think they will let him be sentenced to the M.O.E. Awesome job, guys, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Dr. Arliss Loveless to deal with, and that tech-crazed criminal mastermind should be arriving...right now!
?: I will have my revenge on you for ruining my plans to overthrow the United States Government, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Lincoln: And right on time is when we expect to hear that voice again. You can come out now, Dr. Loveless.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Lincoln's old enemy, Dr. Arliss Loveless, and he was really really mad now.
Nico: Damn, I think after what you did to him last year, you've really pissed him off, Lincoln.
Dr. Arliss Loveless: You fools have ruined all of my plans, if you hadn't gotten in my way, the entire government would've been destroyed and I would've finally divided the nation, now I will kill every last one of you.
Wendy Dorrington: As if any of us are going to let that happen, you miserable good-for-nothing loser.
Suddenly, Wendy Dorrington's purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Light, Darkness, Earth, Time, Space, Stars, Magic, Lightning, Wood, Crystals, angels, and phoenixes, she unholstered her massive Elemental Mistress Doriado-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Dr. Arliss Loveless, she left orange energy, Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Light, Darkness, Earth, Time, Space, Stars, Magic, Lightning, Wood, Crystals, angels, and phoenixes with every step.
Wendy Dorrington: Dr. Arliss Loveless, the crimes that you have committed against the people of the United States and The U.S. government itself can never ever be forgiven, you are nothing more than a traitor to the entire nation, and for that, you are hereby sentenced to death for your vile crimes.
Suddenly, Wendy Dorrington was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Light, Darkness, Earth, Time, Space, Stars, Magic, Lightning, Wood, and Crystals surrounding the vortex, there's Elemental Mistress Doriado flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Wendy Dorrington emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Wendy Dorrington grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has rainbow highlights in the bangs of her long flowing orange hair, she has neon purple eyes, and an orange energy aura with Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Light, Darkness, Earth, Time, Space, Stars, Magic, Lightning, Wood, Crystals, angels, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has the Element Kanji in the hands of Elemental Mistress Doriado emblazoned on her forehead, she has on angel earrings with purple crystals for eyes and holding the Element and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Elemental Mistress Doriado with orange crystals for eyes and holding the Element and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for for the second pendant on the bottom of her orange angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, and her heart-shaped necklace. Wendy Dorrington has on a sleeveless orange open blouse, sleeveless orange dress top, long orange skirt, orange pants, orange legwarmers, orange sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Light, Darkness, Earth, Time, Space, Stars, Magic, Lightning, Wood, Crystals, angels, and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is Elemental Mistress Doriado with elemental forces surrounding it. Suddenly, Wendy Dorrington felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with purple tips on the feathers and stars in them grew much bigger for her new body. Wendy Dorrington has on a Ring of The Phoenix with orange gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Wendy Dorrington's massive Elemental Mistress Doriado-themed large greatsword and all of the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Light, Darkness, Earth, Time, Space, Stars, Magic, Lightning, Wood, Crystals, angels, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it transformed into Elemental Mistress Doriado's Elemental Firestorm Greatsword of Elemental Firestorm Justice and Elemental Angel Love, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Elemental Mistress Doriado etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large white angel heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and a large purple gem below the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Elemental Mistress Doriado's head with purple gems for eyes and an orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below Elemental Mistress Doriado that said, "Wendy Dorrington, Gene-Slammer of Elemental Mistress Doriado, Powerful Master of The Elements, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher and Despiser of Flip, Scoots, Bolhofner, Hank & Hank, Lewis Travolta, Pablo, Anderson, The Miller Family, and Stern Fern, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Light, Darkness, Earth, Time, Space, Stars, Magic, Lightning, Wood, Crystals, Angels, and Phoenixes"
ウェンディ・ドリントン、エレメンタル・ミストレス・ドリアドのジーン・スラマー、エレメントの強力なマスター、愛情深いガーディアン・エンジェル、リンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、フリップ、スクート、ボルホフナー、ハンク&ハンク、ルイス・トラボルタ、パブロ、アンダーソン、ザ・ミラー家族、そしてスターン・ファーン、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして火、水、氷、風、光、闇、地球、時間、宇宙のマスター、スター、マジック、ライトニング、ウッド、クリスタル、エンジェル、フェニックス
Wendy Dorrington has transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA ELEMENTAL FIRESTORM MISTRESS DORIADO ANGEL OF DIVINE CELESTIAL ELEMENTAL FIRESTORM JUSTICE AND DIVINE ELEMENTAL MISTRESS LOVE!
We were amazed by Wendy Dorrington's Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Dr. Loveless saw it, the bastard fell into a rage and was about to kill her when he got out a gun, but Wendy fired a powerful orange energy blast with Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Light, Darkness, Earth, Time, Space, Stars, Magic, Lightning, Wood, Crystals, angels, and phoenixes, and it exploded with incredible power as it hit the bastard, and it pissed him off even more.
Nico: Holy crap, Wendy Dorrington's transformed, so awesome!
Lincoln: She now looks even more like an Angel of The Elements, and Wendy, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Wendy Dorrington: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Firestorm Mistress Doriado and Divine Celestial Elemental Firestorm Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we destroy that evil monster and traitor of the US once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Wendy.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Wendy Dorrington.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of trying to divide the United States for your own selfish purposes are finally over, Dr. Loveless, and now, it's time for you to die!
Wendy Dorrington and Lincoln went after Dr. Arliss Loveless, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, and Mermaids at Dr. Arliss Loveless, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him, and they also drew blood.
This was really pissing off Dr. Loveless off badly, but Wendy Dorrington and Lincoln were just getting started. Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster then appeared for Wendy Dorrington, it was known as Elemental Mistress Doriado's Elemental Firestorm and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's orange with elemental forces on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and Elemental Mistress Doriado surrounded by elements etched on the sides, and a rainbow gem on the top of the blaster.
Lincoln also got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster and he and Wendy fired blasts of rainbow energy and elemental forces, and when they hit Dr. Arliss Loveless, they exploded with incredible power as they hit him and he was killed. Then, as they holstered their hand-cannon Blasters, Dr. Arliss Loveless' spirit appeared and Wendy and Lincoln fired two black energy blasts with the Judgement Kanji and they hit Dr. Loveless and he was erased by The Black Gates after he was found guilty for his crimes by those he killed. We cheered wildly for what Wendy Dorrington and Lincoln did to Dr. Arliss Loveless as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and power down, and Wendy Dorrington's new body, clothes, jewelry, weapons, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.
Wendy Dorrington: That'll teach you, you heartless traitor. Thanks for helping me in destroying Dr. Arliss Loveless, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Wendy.
Suddenly, Wendy Dorrington wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Wendy Dorrington's face, they kissed passionately as Wendy Dorrington's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Elemental Mistress Doriado flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Wendy Dorrington changed back and came back to us, as the display and Elemental Mistress Doriado vanished.
Nico: That was a really awesome elemental battle you guys put on against that bastard, Dr. Loveless.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, and we finally got rid of him for good.
Eli: He deserved to die for his crimes. Lincoln, what Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet on your next rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: Good question, Eli. Hmm, ooh, how about a Gene-Slammer for Vylon Omega?
Me: Now, that's an awesome one.
We had him defeated.
Flying Dutchman: Alright, do your worst?
Whirlin: Actually, we were actually thinking you could join our ranks.
Flying Dutchman: Really?
Iceage: Well, Spongebob has helped you at times.
Magma: And the offer extends to your crew.
Me: Yeah.
Bizarro: This was very bad day.
Me: It was a bad day.
Zavok: Now, let's go home through the perfume section.
All of us: NO!
Me: Yeah I've had enough perfume to last a fucking eternity!
Qin: Me too!
Me: Uh no offense Lola and RD Lola and to Rarity and Pipp and those that wear perfume.
Rarity: Oh none taken.
Nico: Yeah. This was one that really Breaks the Yolk! (LAUGHS) Get it?
We laughed hysterically!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny.
Me: Yeah!
SpongeBob: (LAUGHS) Breaks the Yolk. But yeah. (To the viewers) This was an awesome and funny rescue though. Hope you liked it.
Nico: We all did. Great job today everyone.
Me: Boy this was an adventure that Cracks us up and Breaks the Yolks! (LAUGHS) Oh I can't get enough Egg puns.
Yolker: (LAUGHS) Good one!
We went back home and we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
SpongeBob Squarepants Revenge of The Flying Dutchman was the very first SpongeBob game I played and it was fun.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Mizore Shirayuki, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Cheetor, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Are heading to Yokai Academy and were going there to do another awesome rescue. But we're also going to battle Mizore's crazy mother Tsurara who wants to make sure she ONLY MARRIES Tsukune Aono and ONLY HIM! But Mizore is going to transform into her most powerful and most awesome form ever! So guest I'll need the transformation sequence for that. Mizore is going to choose who she wants to be with and it's her choice and her choice alone. Also we're going to meet a Tri-Horned Dragon Gene-slammer named Princess Rhonda Florence and she is the long lost Princess of Germany. She is Nico's friend that went to school with him and she is also very gifted in knowing so much about the history of Germany and she also is very amazing in fighting and also knows all about dragons too. The match-up scene is for Hikari Raindom, Gene-Slammer of Lyna the Light Charmer, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Antasma, who's come back from the dead seeking revenge on us for destroying him last year in Camden Town. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the Seul Choix Lighthouse in Schoolcraft County, Michigan, where over the years, visitors have reported experiencing everything from creepy apparitions to disembodied voices in and around the lighthouse, and it's even said that a former light keeper can't seem to leave the grounds. Now, Lincoln and his group are heading there to to exorcise the building of the spirits that've haunted inside this empty place for more than a century. And we're going to meet an Vylon Omega Gene-Slammer named Hikari Viper, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in English, but she's also training to be part of The CIA. It was Hikari that showed Lincoln the ropes of being a CIA agent as well as the gadgets. they even worked together to make new ones that can incapacitate enemies that way they would be able to stop the conflicts without weapons. Lincoln and Hikari went swimming at the lake and they ended up kissing each other underwater. She's also the sister of Crimson Viper, and she hates Scoots and Flip with a burning passion. Get ready for a really crazy and awesome pumpkin smashing halloween adventure. I know it's early but it is the Halloween Season. Also It's for where we do Billy & Mandy's Jacked Up Halloween. Get ready to laugh as we battle Jack O Lantern and smash all his pumpkin friends into dust!
See you all tomorrow.
