MARTIANS ARE COMING! AND THEY MEAN BUSINESS!


Flying through the voids of space was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Sunset Shimmer, Kurumu, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Cheetor, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were flying to another awesome food planet for another awesome and amazing rescue and an awesome battle too.

Me: I hope this planet is going to be good.

Eli: Oh it is bro. It's going to be awesome and fun.

Camie: It always is.

Laney: Yeah.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Sunset.

Sunset Shimmer: No problem Nico. It's going to be awesome helping you out on this.

Twilight Sparkle: Sunset has come a long way ever since we saved her from herself.

Nico: Boy she sure has.

Kurumu: I'll say.

Me: And we're proud of her too.

Sunset Shimmer: (sadly) Nico, even if Grogar hadn't influenced me, I still did fucked up things.

Nico: Sunset it's not your fault. You did all that against your will. Grogar poisoned you with his evil.

Me: Yeah it wasn't your fault Sunset. Besides you also reconciled with your mom and dad and you have them back now.

Starlight Glimmer: It's true Sunset.

Nico: Yeah.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah but I still feel bad.

Me: Don't be Sunset. You have all sorts of amazing friends now and you completely redeemed yourself. Also you have Lincoln as an awesome future husband along with so many awesome sister wives.

Lincoln: It's true.

Nico: He's right on that.

Carly Atlas: Yeah Sunset.

Nico: I really am proud of you, Sunset

Me: We all are. You purged the darkness in your heart and purified yourself.

Eli: Yeah.

Carly Atlas: And you are a great friend and a great force of good. And you are also a great singer in the Rainbooms.

Sunset Shimmer: Thanks guys. That means so much to me.

Me: Anytime Double S.

Sunset Shimmer: Double S?

Me: My nickname for you. It's your Initials.

Rainbow Dash: Like how he calls me R.D.

Pinkie Pie: And me Double P.

Sunset Shimmer: Oh I get it! I like it.

Qin: Yeah that is awesome.

Me: Yeah it sure is. Also yesterdays mission was funny.

Nico: We took out so many pumpkins.

Me: Boy it sure was.

Eli: And J.D. did a really funny and awesome wave of pranks that made Jack laugh himself silly.

Nico: That was really genius too. We've never seen Jack laugh so hard.

Laney: (LAUGHS) Yeah no kidding! And those pumpkins all laughed till they exploded.

Lana: They sure did!

Camie: Boy that was so funny!

Tsuyu: We never have seen anyone laugh themselves to death before and I thought that old saying dying of laughter was just a myth.

Me: It's very real Tsuyu but it's a very rare form of death. Over the centuries there have been a few instances where people literally died from laughing too hard.

Nico: Wow.

Aylene C.: That is crazy that happens.

Nico: But some of those pumpkins looked bizarre.

Sunset Shimmer: They sure did. And they looked like animals too.

Qin: That was awesome though. I didn't know Jack can do that. Make animals out of pumpkins. Really cool and awesome.

Varie: Boy I agree there. When Juvia has battles with Jack we should see more of those animals. I'm sure he has more than the ones he had with him.

Nico: Good idea Varie! That's an awesome idea.

Xenia: It sure is.

Sunset Shimmer: That is cool and awesome.

Me: Boy we've had 2 terrifying and goofy battles in a row and they were awesome. First we pelted the Flying Dutchman with eggs and then we did all kinds of pranks that made Jack laugh uncontrollably.

Tsuyu: I hope Billy didn't get punished too bad.

Nico: We explained things to him in a way he could understand.

Me: Good.

Tsuyu: Billy may be an idiot but he is funny.

Qin: He sure is. Just like Cheese is an idiot. He is funny too.

Nico: Yep.

Xenia: Yeah.

Nico: Here we are!

We arrived at the planet and it was a rainbow planet and had patches of brown and creamy yellow in it.

Nico: Wow look at this planet.

Xenia: Looks interesting.

We got to landing and we landed on the surface and to our amazement and delight it was a planet made ENTIRELY OUT OF CAKES OF MANY DIFFERENT FLAVORS! Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, Red Velvet, Mint, Rainbow and more! It was a world of cakes as far as the eye can see!

Me: WHOA! A PLANET MADE OF CAKES!

Xenia: OH BOY!

Laney: (DROOLS) IT ALL LOOKS SO DELICIOUS!

Nico: CAKE!

Me: UH OH!

Nico was about to eat the cake when I grabbed him.

Nico: GIMME THE CAKE! IT'S ALL MINE TO EAT! (DROOLS UNCONTROLLABLY) GIMME THE CAKE!

Me: NICO SNAP OUT OF IT!

Eli: Boy he sure likes cake!

Me: Almost as much as cheese and chocolate.

Maria slapped Nico.

SLAP!

Nico: OUCH! Thanks Maria.

Maria: No problem Nico.

Laney ate some red velvet cake and it was tasty and delicious.

Laney: Delicious!

Camie had some mint cake and it was yummy.

Eli: (Eating Vanilla Cake) Mmm! Yummy!

Nico ate Chocolate and cookies and cream cake and he loved it.

Nico: (Eating) MMM! MY FAVORITE CAKES! CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES AND CREAM CAKES!

Qin: That's Nico! Loves his chocolate and cookies and cream cakes.

Laney: So delicious.

Me: And here's my favorite too. Devils Food Cake.

I ate some and man was it chocolatey..

Nico continued eating king cakes.

Me: Boy these cakes are so awesome.

Rainbow Dash: The Rainbow cake is awesome! (Eating it)

Pinkie Pie was eating cake like Pacman and it was funny.

Pinkie Pie: WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!

She was really eating the cakes all over the place!

Sunset Shimmer: Boy that is funny!

Nico: Just like Pac Man!

We laughed!

Me: (LAUGHS) That is awesome.

Laney: Yeah it is!

Qin: (LAUGHS) So cool!

Me: Pinkie loves her cakes. She and the Cakes make amazing desserts and more.

Xenia: They sure do.

Me: Boy who DOESN'T love the desserts at Sugarcube Corner?

Sunny Starscout: Yeah you would have to be a crazy person not to love their desserts.

Nico: That includes ice cream

Me: And don't forget donuts and other desserts.

Nico: Yep

Me: Yep.

Kurumu: Yeah no kidding.

Qin: Yep.

Kurumu: Now we can get down to business. My mother is out for me again. She wants me to marry Tsukune.

Me: Oh great!

Lincoln: I can't believe that your mother also wants you to only marry Tsukune, Kurumu, that's an arranged marriage for her own benefit, and one that causes you misery.

Kurumu: I know, and just like Mizore, I want to choose who I want to be with, it's my choice and mine alone, and she has no right.

Nico: You got that right, but I'm afraid she's way too crazy, Kurumu, so there's only one place where she is heading after the fight.

Me: The Saturn Insane Asylum.

Eli: Yeah.

Lincoln: And just like Mizore's mom, Kurumu's mom isn't getting the Epiales' Eternal Sleepless Nightmare Vengeance Curse. She may not have broken the bond between mother and daughter, but she still needs psychological help.

Carly Atlas: And I'm going to be the one to teach her a big lesson, and just like Mizore's mom, Ageha is also going to get sent to The Saturn Insane Asylum to cool it.

Lincoln: And that'll be after you rough her up.

?: Kurumu, you will marry Tsukune and you have no say in the matter!

Kurumu: Oh boy, she's here.

Kurumu fired a blast of purple energy and forced out a figure, it was her mom, Ageha.

Kurumu: Mom, how many times do I have to tell you, I want to choose who I want to be with, it's my choice and mine alone!

Varie: Ageha, its been a long time.

Ageha: It has been a while Varie. You're looking good.

Varie: Atlantis beauty has its perks. Especially when you have lived for over 10,000 years.

Ageha: Indeed. J.D. is's a pleasure to meet you. I heard so many amazing things about you.

Me: Same to you Ageha.

Kurumu: But mother I'm marrying who I want!

Ageha: I don't care what you want, what you want means nothing to me! When this is over and all your friends are dead, you will marry Tsukune or I will kill you!

Carly Atlas: Okay, that's it, you just earned yourself the ass-kicking of a lifetime!

Me: Big time!

Suddenly, Carly Atlas' orange eyes turned neon orange and she was surrounded by a black and orange energy aura with orange fire, hummingbirds, and darkness, she unholstered her massive Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu-themed sword from her back, and as she approached Ageha, she left black and orange energy, orange fire, hummingbirds, and darkness with every step.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS 1:35 TO 2:14)

Carly Atlas: You've always been completely crazy about making every single decision for Kurumu, Ageha, she's not a little kid anymore. But, what you did in trying to make her marry Tsukune when he's clearly with Moka, you've just crossed one line too many, and now, I'm going to show you what happens when you dare to meddle with love for your own selfish needs.

Suddenly, Carly Atlas was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and orange energy with orange fire and darkness surrounding it, there's Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Carly Atlas emerged, but she was changed forever.

Carly Atlas grew from 6'0" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her black hair, she has neon orange eyes and a black and orange energy aura with darkness, orange fire, and hummingbirds surrounding her, she has Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu with the Dark Kanji in its talons emblazoned on her forehead, she has on hummingbird earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with orange gems on the gold flame links and orange crystal links and an orange hummingbird-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu with orange gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its talons for the pendant, Carly Atlas has on a black sleeveless dress top with orange designs, black frilly skirt with black frills and the Hummingbird Nazca Line on it, black knee-high high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, orange fires, and hummingbirds on the coattails, and on the back is Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu with darkness surrounding it. Suddenly, Carly Atlas felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with orange tips grew much bigger for her new body, and the feathers had the same orange markings on Aslla Piscu. Carly Atlas has on a Ring of The Phoenix with orange gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger and wedding ring on her right pinkie finger.

Suddenly, Carly Atlas' massive Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu-themed large sword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy with darkness, orange fire, and hummingbirds, and when it emerged, it transformed into Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu's Dark Hummingbird Greatsword of Orange Fire and Darkness Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu and the Hummingbird Nazca Line etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black hummingbird heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black hummingbird heads and a large orange gem below the hummingbird heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu's head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu that said, "Carly Atlas, Dark Signer of The Hummingbird Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu, Member of The Masters of Evil and The Redemption Squad, Loving Sister Figure of Misty Tredwell, Archenemy of Haiku and Necrolai, Loving Wife of Jack Atlas, Loving and Caring Mother of Many Beautiful Daughters, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Hummingbirds, and Orange Fire"

カーリー・アトラス、ハチドリのアースバウンド・イモータル・アスラ・ピスクのダーク・シグナー、マスターズ・オブ・イービルとリデンプション・スクワッドのメンバー、ミスティ・トレッドウェルの愛情深い姉妹像、ハイクとネクロライの大敵、ジャック・アトラスの愛情深い妻、愛情深く思いやりのある多くの美しい人の母娘、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、闇、ハチドリ、オレンジの火の達人

Carly Atlas has transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS ORANGE FIRE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL HUMMINGBIRD ANGEL OF DIVINE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL DARK JUSTICE AND DIVINE ORANGE FIRESTORM LOVE!

We were amazed by Carly Atlas' Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, but when Ageha saw it, she went insane and fired a blast of darkness to kill her, but Carly Atlas dodged it, and she fired a powerful black and orange energy blast with orange fire, darkness, and hummingbirds at at Ageha and it exploded with incredible power as it hit her, and it really pissed her off.

Carly Atlas: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Dark Hummingbird Earthbound Immortal and Divine Orange Fire Justice) Now, you're really going to get it, Ageha, for trying to meddle with your daughter's choice in love!

Albedo turned into Negative Whampire.

Nico: Time for this bat to have its wings clipped!

Carly Atlas: The Hummingbird will be much faster than her.

She flew fast and smashed her in her face.

Nico: Yeah, get her, Carly.

Me: If Jack Atlas saw this he would be tooting like a steamwhistle!

Sunset Shimmer (LAUGHS) He sure would!

Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

Me: First this! (ACTIVATES DUFF KILLIGAN'S RIDEWATCH

(Coinleach Ghlas an Fhómhair By Maria McCool plays)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY IN IRISH GAELIC AS CELTIC SYMBOLS AND DESIGNS SWIRLED AROUND ME)

Are chonnlaigh ghlais an fhoghmhair
A stóirín gur dhearc mé uaim
Ba deas do chos I mbróig
'sba ró-dheas do leagan siubhail.
Do ghruaidh are dhath na rósaí
'sdo chúirníní bhí fighte dlúith
Monuar gan sinn 'ár bpósadh
Nó'are bórd luinge 'triall 'un siubhail.

Tá buachaillí na h-áite seo
A' gartha 'gus ag éirghe teann
Is lucht na gcochán árd
A' deánamh fáruis do mo chailín donn
Dá ngluaiseadh rí na spáinne
Thar sáile 's a shlóighte cruinn
Bhrúighfinn féar is fásach
's bhéinn are láimh le mo chailín donn.

Ceannacht buaibh are aontaigh'
Dá mbínn agus mo chailín donn
Gluais is tar a chéad-searc
Nó go dtéidh muid thar ghaoth-bearra 'nonn
Go sgartar ó n-a chéile
Bárr na gcraobh 's an eala ón tuinn
Ní sgarfar sin ó chéile
's níl ach baois díbh á chur 'n mur gcionn.

Chuir mé leitir scríobhtha
Annsoir mo sweetheart agus casaoid ghéar
Chuir sí chugam arís í
Go rabh a croidhe istuigh I lár mo chléibh.
Cum na h-eala is míne
Ná'n síoda 's ná cluimh na n-éan
Nach trom an osna ghním-se
Nuair a smaoitighim are a bheith 'sgaradh léi.

'sé chuala m/e dé domhnaigh
Mar chómhrádh 'gabháil eadar mhnáibh
Go rabh sí 'gabháil 'a pósadh
Are óigfhear dá bhfuil san áit.
A stóirín glac mo chomhairle
's a' foghmhar seo fan mar tá
's cha leigim le 'bhfuil beo thú
A stór nó 's tú mo ghrádh.

I floated and fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Nico: Nice one!

Eli: Here's one for Hiro and his friends from Heroes. (ACTIVATES DAI GUI'S RIDEWATCH)

(HEROES BY THE WALLFLOWERS PLAYS)

Eli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS EARTH, ROCK, CRYSTAL AND BOULDERS SWIRL AROUND HIM)

I, I will be king
And you, you will be queen
Though nothing, will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be heroes, just for one day
And you, you can be mean
And I, I'll drink all the time
'Cause we're lovers, and that is a fact
Yes we're lovers, and that is that
Though nothing, will keep us together
We could steal time, just for one day
We can be heroes, forever and ever
What'd you say?
I, I wish you could swim
Like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim
Though nothing, nothing will keep us together
We can beat them, forever and ever
Oh we can be heroes, just for one day
I, I will be king
And you, you will be queen
Though nothing will drive them away
We can be heroes, just for one day
We can be us, just for one day
I, I can remember (I remember)
Standing, by the wall (by the wall)
And the guns, shot above our heads (over our heads)
And we kissed, as though nothing could fall (nothing could fall)
And the shame, was on the other side
Oh we can beat them, forever and ever
Then we could be heroes, just for one day
We can be heroes
We can be heroes
We can be heroes
Just for one day
We can be heroes
We're nothing, and nothing will help us
Maybe we're lying, then you better not stay
But we could be safer, just for one day
Oh-oh-oh-ohh, oh-oh-oh-ohh, just for one day

Eli floated and fired waves of energy and earth and rock and smashed down Ageha!

Nico: Nice one Eli!

Me: YEAH!

Kaito: (gets out Megaranger gear) We already fought one crazy mom!

Zocks: (gets out Gingaman) We won't mind fighting another!

Kaito got a Space Sword and Zocks got a Quasar Saber1

Qin: YEAH! Here's one for me. (ACTIVATES VYPRA'S RIDEWATCH)

(WAITING FOR A STAR TO FALL BY BOY MEETS GIRL PLAYS)

Qin: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHT AND DARKNESS SWIRLED AROUND HER)

I hear your name whispered on the wind
It's a sound that makes me cry
I hear a song blow again and again
Through my mind and I don't know why
I wish I didn't feel so strong about you
Like happiness and love revolve around you
Trying to catch your heart
Is like trying to catch a star
So many people love you, baby
That must be what you are
Waiting for a star to fall
And carry your heart into my arms
That's where you belong
In my arms, baby, yeah
Waiting for a star to fall
And carry your heart into my arms
That's where you belong
In my arms, baby, yeah
I've learn to feel what I cannot see
But with you, I lose that vision
I don't know how to dream your dream
So I'm all caught up in the superstition
I want to reach out and pull you to me
Who says I should let a wild one go free
Trying to catch your heart
Is like trying to catch a star
But I can't love you this much, baby
And love you from this far
Waiting for a star to fall
And carry your heart into my arms
That's where you belong
In my arms, baby, yeah
Waiting for a star to fall
And carry your heart into my arms
That's where you belong
In my arms, baby, yeah
Waiting (however long)
I don't like waiting (I'll wait for you)
It's so hard waiting (don't be too long)
Seems like waiting
Makes me love you even more
Waiting for a star to fall
And carry your heart into my arms
That's where you belong
In my arms, baby, yeah
Waiting for a star to fall
And carry your heart into my arms
That's where you belong
In my arms, baby, yeah
Waiting for a star-
And carry your heart into my arms
That's where you belong
In my arms, baby, yeah
Waiting for a star to fall
And carry your heart into my arms
That's where you belong
In my arms, baby, yeah

She floated and fired waves of light and darkness and smashed her down.

Sougo: (gets out Lost Galaxy Ridewatch) This is perfect since we're on another planet.

Geiz: (Gets out Kyuranger Ridewatch) A tasty planet. But another planet nonetheless!

Sougo got GalaxyRedArmor and Geiz got ShishiRedArmor.

Me: NICE! Now for some Divine Light. (ACTIVATES EVIL BAI TZA'S RIDEWATCH)

(THE PLAGUES BY THE PRINCE OF EGYPT PLAYS)

CHOIR]
(Thus saith the Lord, thus saith the Lord
Thus saith the Lord, thus saith the Lord
Thus saith the Lord, thus saith the Lord
Thus saith the Lord, thus saith the Lord)

Since you refuse to free my people
(Since you refuse to free my people)
All through the land of Egypt

I send a pestilence and plague
Into your house, into your bed
Into your streams, into your streets
Into your drink, into your bread
Upon your cattle, on your sheep
Upon your oxen in your field
Into your dreams, into your sleep
Until you break, until you yield
I send the swarm, I send the horde
Thus saith the Lord

[MOSES]
Once I called you brother
Once I thought the chance to make you laugh
Was all I ever wanted

[CHOIR]
I send the thunder from the sky
I send the fire raining down

[MOSES]
And even now I wish that God had chose another
Serving as your foe on His behalf
Is the last thing that I wanted

[CHOIR]
I send a hail of burning ice
On ev'ry field, on ev'ry town

[MOSES]
This was my home
All this pain and devastation
How it tortures me inside
All the innocent who suffer
From your stubbornness and pride

[CHOIR]
I send the locusts on the wind
Such as the world has never seen
On ev'ry leaf, on ev'ry stalk
Until there's nothing left of green
I send my scourge, I send my sword
Thus saith the Lord

[MOSES]
You who I called brother
Why must you call down another blow?

[CHOIR]
I send my scourge, I send my sword

[MOSES]
Let my people go

[CHOIR]
Thus saith the Lord

[MOSES & CHOIR]
Thus saith the Lord

[RAMESES]
You who I called brother
How could you have come to hate me so?
Is this what you wanted?

[CHOIR]
I send the swarm, I send the horde

[RAMESES]
Then let my heart be hardened
And never mind how high the cost may grow
This will still be so:
I will never let your people go

[CHOIR]
Thus saith the Lord

[MOSES]
Thus saith the Lord

[RAMESES]
I will not...

[(MOSES & CHOIR) & RAMESES]
...let your (my) people go!

I fired waves of darkness and they formed into waves of blood, frogs, flies, lice and fleas, pestilence, hail and fire, locusts, boils and sores and darkness and the spirits of the slain firstborn and smashed her down.

Nico: WHOA Nice one!

Qin: YEAH! That was awesome!

Eli: Nice one!

Nico: (gets out Evil Shade Man's Ridewatch) This was obvious since you're a bat. (ACTIVATES IT)
(THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA BY SARAH BRIGHTMAN PLAYS)

Christine (Sarah)
In sleep he sang to me
In dreams he came
That voice which calls to me
And speaks my name
And do I dream again
For now I find
The phantom of the opera is there
Inside my mind

The phantom (Michael)
Sing once again with me
Our strange duet
My power over you
Grows stronger yet
And though you turn from me
To glance behind
The phantom of the opera is there
Inside your mind

Christine
Those who have seen your face
Draw back in fear
I am the mask you wear

The phantom
It's me they hear

Christine (in duet with the phantom)
Your spirit and my voice in one combined

The phantom (in duet with Christine)
My spirit and your voice in one combined

Both
The phantom of the opera is there

Christine (in duet)
Inside my mind

The phantom (in duet)
Inside your mind

Choir (very, very soft)
He's there
The phantom of the opera
Beware
The phantom of the opera

The phantom
In all your fantasy
You always knew
That man and mystery

Christine
Were both in you

Both
And in this labyrinth
Were night is blind
The phantom of the opera is

Christine (in duet)
Here

The phantom (in duet)
There

Christine
Inside my mind

The phantom
Sing! My angel of music

Christine
He's there
The phantom of the opera

Christine starts wailing
The phantom
Sing...

Christine continues wailing
And keeps on wailing after every
Sentence the Phantom sings
The phantom

Sing for me...
Sing, my angel of music!
Sing for me!

Nico fired waves of darkness and smashed her down!

Me: Sunset she's all yours!

Sunset Shimmer: With pleasure! (ACTIVATES EL OSO'S RIDEWATCH)

(ON MY WAY BY PHIL COLLINS PLAYS)

Sunset Shimmer: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WAVES OF FIRE SWIRL AROUND HER)

Tell everybody, I'm on my way
New friends and new places to see
With blue skies ahead, yes
I'm on my way
And there's nowhere else that I'd rather be
Tell everybody, I'm on my way
And I'm loving every step I take
With the sun beating down, yes
I'm on my way
And I can't keep this smile off my face
'Cause there's nothing like seeing each other again
No matter what the distance between
And the stories that we tell will make you smile
Oh, it really lifts my heart
So tell 'em all I'm on my way
New friends and new places to see
And to sleep under the stars
Who could ask for more
With the moon keeping watch over me
Not the snow, not the rain
Can change my mind
The sun will come out, wait and see
And the feeling of the wind in your face
Can lift your heart
Oh, there's nowhere I would rather be
'Cause I'm on my way now
Well and truly
I'm on my way now
Tell everybody, I'm on my way
And I just can't wait to be there
With blue skies ahead yes
I'm on my way
And nothing but good times to share
So tell everybody, I'm on my way
And I just can't wait to be home
With the sun beating down, yes
I'm on my way
And nothing but good times to show
I'm on my way
Yes, I'm on my way

She floated and fired waves of fire and smashed her down!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Nico: When someone says no, they mean FUCKING NO!

Me: THAT IS RIGHT!

?: You tell them guys!

An INFERNAL FLAME VIXEN CAME!

Me: Whoa! Infernal Flame Vixen! Wow!

Qin: WHEW! HOT!

Infernal Flame Vixen: Sorry guys. I am a hot one.

Nico: Whoa! Shizuka Hououna!

She reverted back and she was a girl with orange hair, orange clothes and had orange fox ears and 9 fox tails Fire Wings and had a blue dragon flame scythe!

Shizuka Hououna: It's great to see you again Nico.

Me: Wow! A Kitsune Fire Angel?

Shizuka Hououna: That's right J.D. I'm half Kitsune and half Fire Angel. Awesome observation.

Me: Thanks.

Shizuka Hououna: I got this.

She fired waves of fire and smashed her down and Carly Atlas went after Ageha, and she fired powerful blasts of black and orange energy, orange fire, darkness, and hummingbirds at Ageha, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and she attacked her with her new massive greatsword and left tears on her outfit. Then, Carly Atlas fired orange energy blasts which transform into a straitjacket and energy chains and restrained Ageha. Carly Atlas powered down and her new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive light purple angel wings are permanent.

Ageha: You miserable little...! When I get out of this, I'm gonna...!

Carly Atlas: No, Ageha, you need help, and you're spending time in the Asylum until you've cooled it!

Kurumu beamed her mom to The Saturn Insane Asylum for treatment, but Ageha also got a strict warning: if she's not cured, she's going to get the Epiales' Eternal Sleepless Nightmare Vengeance Curse, and Lincoln's going to be the one to do just that.

Nico: Sorry Ageha but it's for your own good.

Qin: I agree.

Shizuka Hououna: But at least she'll be in the M.O.E.

Maria: Want some cakes?

Shizuka Hououna: I sure do please.

She got some vanilla cake.

Shizuka Hououna: (Eating it) Mmm! This planet is my favorite.

Me: Boy it will be EVERYONE's favorite. Anyone that DOESN'T like cake literally has something wrong with their brains.

Qin: You got that right.

Camie: This is one of my favorite planets we went too next to the cheese, chicken wing, pizza and hot dog and chocolate planets.

Me: Boy those planets are always cool.

Nico: They sure are. And you guys know how much I love cake and cheese and chocolate and chicken wings.

Me: Yep.

Shizuka Hououna: That's Nico. Always loved his chocolate, cheese and chicken wings. Can't get enough of them.

Qin: Yep.

Sunset Shimmer: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Shizuka Hououna: I have a lot of them but my favorite was when me and Nico were taking a train ride on one of those old fashion 19th century coal burning trains and then it broke down. Me and Nico went over and fixed the problem. Ignition Gaskat was broken and I fixed it with a new one and we were heroes of the train for that.

Nico: Shizuka is a master engineer and knows all about fixing things.

Lana: Awesome! She and I would make great mechanics.

Shizuka Hououna: Yeah we sure would Lana.

Nico and Shizuka hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you Shizuka.

Shizuka Hououna: Me too Nico. Me too.

Me: Hey we should bring some cakes home for everyone.

Maria: Awesome idea J.D.

Nico: Lets do it.

We got some cakes for everyone and went back home.

Back home everyone saw the cakes.

Poromon: Look at all those cakes!

Me: You are gonna flip when you hear where we got them.

Nico: Yeah.

We told them everything and it was awesome and cool.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Saber Kamen Riders, Anatankha, and Carol are heading to Dorsey Mansion in Abbott, New Mexico, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're going to exorcise the building of the spirits that've haunted inside this place for more than a century.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Abbott, New Mexico, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're going to exorcise Dorsey Mansion of the spirits that've haunted inside this place for more than a century.

Me: Oh man, out of all the haunted places in New Mexico, Dorsey Mansion is the most haunted place in New Mexico.

Nico: Yeah, this place is literally a hotbed for paranormal activity.

Lincoln: Wait until you hear the history behind it, and thanks for joining us, Carol.

Carol: You're welcome, Lincoln, and many of us know the history of Dorsey Mansion and the man who built this place.

Lincoln: Yep. In 1878, former US Senator Stephen Dorsey built this bizarre styled mansion: one-half rough cut human log cabin and another half elaborately carved stone castle, and he began leaving his macabre mark on his mansion. But, here's the thing that makes him a rogue in US History: Dorsey paid for the construction through money he acquired through corrupt mail contracts. But in 1897, Dorsey abandoned their mansion and moved to Los Angeles, where Dorsey's wife Helen died in 1897, and Dorsey himself died in 1916. But fifteen years before his death, in 1901, the Mansion was sold at auction to Solomon Floersheim, one of the creditors.

Me: Yeah, I read about Stephen Dorsey's biography, and what he did to acquire money, that made him a rogue and scoundrel, and he and his eight accomplices were acquitted in trial.

Nico: But, he would be marked for life, Dorsey attempted to become a leader of the Republican party in New Mexico, but his debts and lawsuits thwarted his ambitions, and he was almost destitute by the time he died.

Lincoln: Yep, and for decades, visitors and residents of the mansion have been haunted by sightings of apparitions and ghosts in the mansion, and it's also believed the mansion is haunted by Stephen Dorsey himself. Now, it's up to us to help the spirits cross over and evict Dorsey from his mansion for good.

We arrived in Abbott, New Mexico, and when we entered Dorsey Mansion, we felt the forces of the ghosts here and Lincoln's ghost sense went off. Suddenly, our rainbow energy auras had flared up as we were sucking in all of the negative energy and we were gaining a massive power and energy boost and we were getting stronger and stronger and stronger still.

Lincoln: Whoa, this is a really heavy and dark presence here, I can feel it, and the powerful forces of the mansion aren't going to leave here that easily, but we sucked in and absorbed all of the negative energy that's festered here for over 200 years.

We went outside and Lincoln took to the air, and we followed him. Then, he made a massive green magic circle with Celtic knots and Celtic symbols and runes on the ground which then surrounded The Dorsey Mansion. But, we also felt the powerful forces trying to resist, but Lincoln was ready. He took out his Flute of Ogma, and he began to play a beautiful melody, and all of the spirits were eventually forced out of the building and put into a Celtic knot magic circle to keep them all from escaping, and Lincoln's melody continued to calm and soothe the land, and the spirits crossed over to The Afterlife, and Dorsey Mansion has been exorcised for good and the magic circles disappeared.

Nico: Awesome job, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, but we're not done yet. I also got word that Mac and Molly Mange have come back again, and they still want revenge on us.

We gasped.

Lola: Ugh, not those tin can feline gangsters again.

Lincoln: Afraid so, Lola, and they're mega peeved at us.

Nico: Oh, that is it, those tin cans are getting The Black Gates.

Me: Yeah, and this time, they're never ever coming back.

?: HEEEEELLLLP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of seven girls screaming for help, along with the sound of sadistic laughter. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the seven girls, but they've been cornered by Mac and Molly Mange, and they're going to kill them.

Lincoln: (Gasps) Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the seven girls, but they've been cornered by Mac and Molly Mange, and they're going to kill them.

?: (Girl's voice) Those murderous tin can gangsters, let's get them!

Suddenly, we saw Night Wing Sorceress appear before us.

Night Wing Sorceress: Another me?! But, how?!

Lincoln: You're not seeing double, Night Wing Sorceress, and I recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Abigail Nightingale, but we'll talk later, let's put an end to those tin can gangsters from Megakat City once and for all.

We rushed over, and right before Mac and Molly Mange could claim their next victims, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at The Metallikats, and that allows the seven girls to get to safety inside a rainbow energy field created by Lincoln to protect them from The Metallikats, and when they saw us, especially Lola, they were extremely enraged.

Molly Mange: You, I'll kill you if it's the last thing I ever do! You've ruined everything!

Lincoln: Zip it, Molly Mange, you and Mac have caused more than enough trouble for all of Megakat City for the last time, and now, you two gangsters are never ever coming back.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Carol, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered their massive swords and we transformed, and we went after The Metallikats, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, Lincoln summoned blades of Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic and with one swing of his massive greatsword, he sent the blades right at The Metallikats, and they were skewered, and they exploded with incredible power, and their spirits were finally sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and powered down.

Lola: Good riddance, you miserable good for nothing gangsters.

Lincoln: And don't you dare come back.

Nico: When Commander Feral hears of this, he and our friends from Megakat City are going to be glad to hear Mac and Molly Mange are gone for good.

Lincoln: After all the trouble they've caused, I don't blame them. (To Abigail Nightingale) And it's so good to see you again, Abigail Nightingale.

Abigail Nightingale reverted back to normal, and she was a beautiful girl with long flowing light purple hair in a braid, hot pink eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful purple and black angel wings as she reigned in the power of Night Wing Sorceress, and she was dressed in a sleeveless midnight black dress top, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, long midnight black skirt encrusted with jewels and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, shadows, and dark angels on the coattails and Night Wing Sorceress on the back and holstered on her back is a Night Wing Sorceress-themed large greatsword with Night Wing Sorceress etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and a large purple gem on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel.

Abigail Nightingale: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Abigail Nightingale and he hugged her, and Abigail Nightingale is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice and seeing the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Abigail Nightingale: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails, that's really new, you can land an airplane on that more wider and more muscular back, squash a melon with those quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Abigail Nightingale, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and my friend from Art Class, and she's a powerful master of the shadows, darkness, and umbrakinesis.

Me: Wow, that's really awesome, and it made sense that she would be Gene-Slammed into Night Wing Sorceress.

Lincoln: Exactly.

Lori: But, there's also something that those who hadn't joined long ago should know, she also hates Lola, Lynn, and Flip with a vengeance, because those three literally did something so horrible and so brutal to Girl Jordan, it'll make Eli explode with rage.

Nico: Oh, I hate to find out what the hell it was that Lola, Lynn, and that mutant cheapskate did to one of Lincoln's future wives.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appear around Abigail Nightingale's neck with light purple gems on the gold thunderbolt links and light purple crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck.

Abigail Nightingale: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're part of harem and my many future wives, Abigail.

Abigail Nightingale had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Abigail Nightingale's waist and Abigail Nightingale wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The seven girls are Area, Sunrise Nishisenba, Maple Storm, Raika, Fuka, Vivian Nishiki, and Pepe Ishiwata from Street Fighter.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Area, Sunrise Nishisenba, Maple Storm, Raika, Fuka, Vivian Nishiki, and Pepe Ishiwata from Street Fighter.

Nicole: Awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Sunrise Nishisenba: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Sunrise Nishisenba and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from The Metallikats, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird and Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white werewolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Sunrise Nishisenba: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made six clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Sunrise Nishisenba: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, seven Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Area, Sunrise Nishisenba, Maple Storm, Raika, Fuka, Vivian Nishiki, and Pepe Ishiwata with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team heard of what we did in exorcising Dorsey Mansion and helped the spirits cross over, and they were shocked when they found out the villains we went after were Mac and Molly Mange, the Metallikats, who'd returned from the dead to get revenge on us for destroying them again.

But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in pulverizing them and him personally destroying them and sending them to The Black Gates forever, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Abigail Nightingale have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and now, we're finally rid of The Metallikats for good, and they're never coming back.

Maria: I can't believe those good-for-nothing gangsters, The Metallikats, came back again.

Lincoln: Should've known they wouldn't stay dead for long, but now, we're rid of them for good.

Me: And we've been keeping tracks of who's broken out of prison or come back from the dead to get revenge on us, along with taking down those who got turned into demons by Angela.

Nico: Yeah, but come Halloween, this'll be Angela's final Halloween.

Lincoln: You got that right, plus, Colleen and Celine are glad their awful mothers and Tiffany Edwards are right where they belong: prison and cursed for eternity.

Eli: Wait, I thought Tiffany Edwards was sentenced to 10 years in the Charon Reform School.

Lincoln: She was, until I got the call that she broke out to get revenge again on Celine, and that was when I headed there with Celine, and after we beat her up, I decided right then to revoke the original sentence of the 10 years in the Charon Reform School she was given and I cursed her with the King Midas' Golden Touch Vengeance Curse, and now, she's never going to be free ever again.

Nico: Scum-sucking bitch, she's a bully and she always will be.

Me: Yeah, a bitch like her doesn't deserve to be free ever again. And now she is a gold statue forever.


After we exorcised Dorsey Mansion and finally got rid of The Metallikats and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Abigail Nightingale saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Abigail Nightingale: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever. He's even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Abigail, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Abigail Nightingale: That's incredible.

Nico: You got that right. So, Abigail, what's the story you have on why you hated Lynn, Lola, and that mutant cheapskate, Flip, with a vengeance, because they did something so horrible to Girl Jordan.

Abigail Nightingale: Oh, you're going to wish you had Flip killed, Nico. One day, I was with Lincoln and Lori was also with us, who was picking us up from Gus' Games and Grub after a day of fun. But, then, we heard a loud scream coming from the east, and we head there. We took shelter in the bushes, and when we looked, Lincoln and Lori saw four familiar figures there: one of them was Girl Jordan, but she was tied up with chains and lead weights to the chains, and even worse, she had slash marks all over her body. But, then, we heard the sounds of cruel and sadistic laughter, and when we saw the three other figures with her, we eventually knew who they were: the first two were Lynn and Lola, but they were now completely driven by evil and insanity, and the third figure was convicted conman, murderer, US traitor, and greedy mutant cheapskate, Flip, and we overheard why they were doing this: Lynn and Lola wanted to see Lincoln fall into despair by killing one of the many girls who had a crush on him and they wanted him to suffer and then, they were going to kill him and every last girl who ever had a crush on him, and they also broke Flip out of jail for that one, and they also threw away the rings Audrey Sauron gave them to control those dark sides. We couldn't stand it, so I fired blasts of darkness at them, and when they saw us, Lynn, Lola, and Flip took sadistic pleasure when they threw Girl Jordan into the waters to finally kill her, and that pissed us all off, as I fired blasts of darkness to blind them, and while Lori and I were beating up Flip, Lynn, and Lola, Lincoln dived into the waters and he broke Girl Jordan's chains and he swam up to the surface with her in his arms. Lynn, Lola, and Flip screamed in pure rage and got out the knives they used on Girl Jordan and tried to kill us, but Lincoln, in his fit of rage, blasted them with energy blasts and not only did he knock the knives out of their hands, but he sent them flying into trees and they were knocked out.

We gasped in pure shock, and Eli was already turning red with rage.

Nico: Oh shit, I can't believe the nerve of those three!

Me: I know, and after Lynn, Lola, and Flip were knocked down and tied up, Lori called the police and I also showed up as well, and when the police saw Flip, they grabbed the cheapskate and threw him in the police wagon, and then, Lori explained everything of what she saw and recorded on her phone, and I was furious at what Lynn, Lola, and Flip did to Girl Jordan, it was so brutal and horrible. I then grabbed Lynn and Lola by their hair and knocked them out using Eli's nanny-goat head bonk method, and Lincoln gave Girl Jordan CPR, and she was going to be okay, and he also healed her injuries that Lynn, Lola, and Flip gave her with those knives. Flip got another Life Sentence for attempted murder and assault resulting in bodily injury, and he was thrown in Solitary Confinement, and as for Lynn and Lola, we told the parents and they were pissed off big time, and so was Lincoln, as he grabbed them by their jersey and dress and he tossed them into cages set up in their rooms, and they also got a very harsh grounding: twenty-five weeks for what they did in trying to kill Girl Jordan to make Lincoln suffer, so they can kill him and every girl who has feelings for him, along with breaking Flip out of jail.

Lori: I also told Luna to call Audrey Sauron, and tell her not to make anymore replacement rings for Lynn and Lola, and she can renew her vengeful vow, that if she ever saw Lynn hurt Lincoln in any way, she would kill her, and she now included Lola. Those two never got replacement rings to get those violent animals under control, and they were shunned by Lincoln during their punishment, and they lost his trust during their punishment.

When Abigail Nightingale and Lori were done with the tale, Eli's face and body were literally nuclear red, his eyes turned blood red with vengeful wrath and rage, and his teeth literally turned into fangs.

Eli: (EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Me and Nico: Oh, shit!

Lincoln: Flip's dead meat on a stick!

Eli stormed out and he stormed into Lynn's Table with us following him, and he'd really unleashed all Hell on Flip as he brutally beat up and really mongrelized Flip all over the place, and Flip was really screaming in agonizing pain, and coins and jewels came pouring out of him like crazy like numerous waterfalls.

Eli: YOU REALLY MAKE ME FUCKING SICK, FLIP! YOU TEAMED UP WITH LYNN AND LOLA, WHO BUSTED YOUR FOUR-CHEEKED BUTT OUT OF JAIL, SO YOU COULD KILL GIRL JORDAN, WHO HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF THE MANY GIRLS THAT'S FALLEN IN LOVE WITH LINCOLN, AND ALL FOR WHAT, YOUR PATHETIC DESIRE FOR REVENGE?! IF WE WEREN'T HUMILIATING YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS, I WOULD FUCKING KILL YOU IN A HEARTBEAT!

We were stunned at the verbal rage from Eli.

Varie: HOLY MACKEREL!

Me: Oh man, when Eli gets this mad, you better stay out of his way!

Nico: Yeesh, otherwise, you're going to get caught in the middle of a ferocious storm!

Qin: That will end in brutal pain!

Camie: And it won't be pretty!

Lincoln: Flip's already sealed his doom, so there's no way he's ever going to be saved, he's already been eternally damned. But, I got to stop this before Eli does kill him. (To Eli) Eli, stand down now!

Suddenly, Eli backed away, but he ran up to Lincoln, who braced himself for his wrath. But, instead, he felt Eli hugging him and when he felt tears on his chest, he knew what had to be done: he hugged Eli and soothed him, and we also hugged him.

Lincoln: We understand why you said those words to Flip, and it's no surprise he's a greedy asshole, but he's already getting his just desserts for his stupidity and greed, Eli.

Flip: (In serious pain) I hate all of you, and when I get out of this, I'm gonna...!

But, Flip got cut off as Lincoln slashed off Flip's moustache and ripped off all the hair on his body with wax covered bandages, and he screamed even more in extreme pain.

Lincoln: You don't deserve to even say another word, you butt-muncher, and Eli's right, if we weren't humiliating you for your crimes, we would kill you in a heartbeat. But, you already died once for all of your crimes last year, so we're not going to kill you. But, let me give you this warning: if you ever and I mean ever try to hire any thugs to kidnap and kill those close to me, I'll undo the curses that I put on you and I will kill you myself. (Glaring Intensely) Got that?

Flip: I DON'T CARE, I'LL KILL YOU ALL AND ROB YOU EVERY LAST SUCKER BLIND!

But, Lincoln stomped on his feet hard, and Flip screamed in more pain.

Lincoln: Let's go, guys, it's obvious this moron's not going to learn his lesson ever.

We left Lynn's Table and we headed back home to resume our workouts. We got a shower afterwards, and then, we were on our way to recruit Voltar, Doktor Frogg, Red Menace, and Doomageddon, The League of Super Evil into The Masters of Evil.

Nico: This is going to be awesome recruiting the League of Super Evil into The Masters of Evil.

Lincoln: Yeah, and we'll find some archenemies for them. Plus, I remembered hearing stories of some of the wildest adventures they've gotten themselves into. They've tried to take over the neighborhood of Metrotown and the world ultimately, but their plans usually involve pranks such as gluing a penny to a chair.

Me: And I can guess those plans backfire in the end, right?

Lincoln: You guessed it, J.D. Plus, these guys are perfect members who'll fit right into The Masters of Evil.

Laney: And Lucy will probably get along with Doomageddon.

Lincoln: Same with Lucy and Doktor Frogg, and he, like all of us, can't stand Ophelia Shroud.

?: Did someone call for us.

Just then, we saw Voltar, Doktor Frogg, Red Menace, and Doomageddon arrive.

Lincoln: Just the villains we've been looking for.

Voltar: Wait, we didn't do anything this time. Don't arrest us!

Doktor Frogg: Voltar, they're not here to arrest us, that's Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Red Menace: This is an honor. So, what brings all of you here?

Nico: It's an honor to meet you all as well, Red Menace, and we're here to recruit you all into The Masters of Evil.

Just then, Vypra appeared, and when Voltar and his companions saw her, they were stunned.

Voltar and Doktor Frogg: (Gasps) It's Vypra.

Vypra: The one and only, boys.

Just then, Doomageddon appeared, and he got along great with Vypra and he was also nice to Lucy.

Lincoln: Heh, I might've guessed Doomageddon is getting along great with Lucy and Vypra.

Vypra: Interdimensional doomhounds are what we call playful and destructive pets to demons, plus, the destruction he's caused was mainly on Voltar, Doktor Frogg, and Red Menace.

Voltar: So, you're not here to...?

Lincoln: Of course not, Voltar. Besides, you guys have gotten into some really wild adventures and really wild schemes.

Doktor Frogg: Mainly from Voltar's schemes. And I heard that little monster, Ophelia Shroud, is now a jailbird.

Lisa Loud: Affirmative. After Nico won the Fry Cook Games last year and he beat Ophelia Shroud who regained her intelligence, Lincoln came over and he'd sucked out and drained her brain and reduced her to a total drool monkey and threw her in a special cell in Maximum Security Solitary Confinement in The Saturn Insane Asylum, and that cell will not allow any dark magic, Dark Orbs, Number Cards, Aparoids, or any other otherworldly force to help her regain her intelligence.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Yeah, we don't need Ophelia Shroud running loose ever again. So, boys, what's say you to our offer?

Voltar: I'm in.

Doktor Frogg: Same here.

Red Menace: Me three.

Doomageddon also agreed as well, and Vypra had them beamed to The Masters of Evil's HQ, and we will also be on the alert for the other supervillains as well.


Later Sissi was walking to the living room and she sat on the sofa and saw Poromon wearing something.

Sissi Delmas: Poromon, what are you wearing?

He had a fake mustache on his face.

Poromon: A Fake Mustache. You like it?

Eli: It's really cute.

Poromon: It sure is.

Xenia: I think it's adorable.

Poromon: Bought it at the novelty store.

Namine: You know that's not a real mustache, right?

Poromon: I know. It's cool though.

Siddi Delmas: I think it's awesome and cute too.

Laney: It sure is.

Camie: Yeah.

Then me and Nico came in and with us was a blond hair girl and she had a black shirt and dark skirt. It was Sissi's penpal from Iceland, Brynja Heringsdötir.

Sissi: (GASP) Brynja!

Brynja: (Icelandic Accent) Sissi!

They hugged!

Sissi: Wow! It's so awesome to have you here.

Brynja: I am honored to be part of the team.

Me: Me and Nico went to Iceland and we had her recruited for you Sissi.

Cybertron Ransack: Hiya! You must be Brynja. Nice to meet-

Poromon: Let me handle this. (speaks Italian to Brynja)

Lynn: Poromon, what are you doing?

Poromon: Speaking Italian.

Lola: Poromon, just because you have a mustache doesn't mean you can speak Italian!

Lori: (To Brynja) We're literally sorry about this!

Brynja: It's all right. I didn't understand it.

Me: He said that his name is Poromon and he is honored to meet you.

Brynja: Oh! Thank you.

Me: No problem.

Nico: Poromon that mustache is really cute.

Poromon: Thanks. Want to dance?

TARANTELLA NAPOLETANA PLAYS!

We danced to that song and it was awesome.

Then our stomachs growled.

Me: Whoa! Every time we dance to that song we always think of pizza.

Chromedome: But first, that mustache is coming off! (takes mustache off)

POP!

Poromon: Okay okay! Geez!

We got to eating more leftover pizza and it was awesome.

Me: (Eating) Mmm! Awesome.

Xenia: Yeah!

Brynja: Oh it sure is.

Sissi: It's really awesome having you with us Brynja.

Brynja: Thanks Sissi.

William: You know, Brynja. A lot has changed for me since Kadic

Brynja: I heard and I'm glad X.A.N.A. Is gone.

Me: So is the world.

When we got finished eating the alarm went off.

Computer: PRIORITY ALERT! PRIORITY ALERT!

Me: Uh oh!

We went to the computer and we saw a massive armada of alien spaceships approaching the planet!

Computer: Nico, everyone, Sensors detect a massive armada of Martian Spaceships headed directly for Earth.

We gasped!

All of us: MARTIANS ARE ALL REAL!?

Nico: NOT GOOD!

Qin: Oh man!

Then The U-Foes, Brain Freezer, Electrocutioner, Pyro, Grumblemon, Hsi Wu, Dr. Light, Madame Masque, Ranamon, Gentleman Ghost, Scirocco Mole, China White, Vomiting Frog Prince, Yost Pyro, Kung Food, SHS Carange, Roulette, Shaman Apsu, Evil Solar Man, and Uchotan appeared.

Vector: Can me, my team, Brain Freezer, Electrocutioner, Pyro, Grumblemon, Hsi Wu, Dr. Light, Madame Masque, Ranamon, and Gentleman Ghost go with you guys?
Scirocco Mole: Me, China White, Vomiting Frog Prince, Yost Pyro, Kung Food, SHS Carange, Roulette, Shaman Apsu, Evil Solar Man, and Uchotan will come too.

Vapor: And is that a fake mustache?

Nico: Yes you guys can. We got big trouble! Martians are coming!

Yost Pyro: Martians!? That's impossible! Martians are not real!

Me: Oh yeah!? Then what are THEY!?

They saw the ships and the ones piloting them were little green men with big ugly heads in helmets!

Yost Pyro: OH MAN! MARTIANS!

Vapor: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! THEY ARE REAL!

Pyro: I thought all those movies we saw were fake!

Xenia: YEAH!

Fred Jones: I don't believe it! I thought the Martians were all just a bunch of fake stories!

Me: So did everyone else! Wait a second. These are the Martians from the movie Mars Attacks!

Nico: Oh I love that movie! That was funny!

Camie: What were these Martians like?

Me: Stupid and crazy.

I went over their history.


The Martians, also known as the "Martian Army", are the primary antagonists of Tim Burton's Mars Attacks!. At their first landing in the Nevada Desert, at first they seem peaceful, but they begin to attack Earth's troops shortly after, almost gaining control of Earth.

They were all voiced by Frank Welker.

The Martians first appear broadcasting a massive television message to all of USA, in which the Martian Ambassador says something in their own language. English professor Donald Kessler (Pierce Brosnan) manages to translate their message. Still not understanding the message's translation, they discover that the Martians will land in the Nevada Desert, and organize a big welcome, which is being transmitted to the whole world. However, the meeting goes horribly wrong, and the Martians are proven hostile, killing almost everyone in the area by turning them into skeletons, and kidnapping a news reporter, Natalie Lake (Sarah Jessica Parker).

Still wanting to make a peace offering to the Martians, Kessler and US President James Dale (Jack Nicholson) propose a meeting in the United States Congress with the Martian Ambassador, but once again it ends in disaster, as the whole congress is incinerated into skeletons and Donald is captured. After a failed attempt to assassinate the president, the Leader declares an all-out on Earth and attacks many famous cities throughout the world.

Meanwhile, in Kansas, Richie Norris (Lukas Haas) and his grandmother Florence (Sylvia Sidney) discover the Martians' weakness to high-frequency sounds, in this case, yodels.

Meanwhile, former boxer Byron Williams (Jim Brown) faces the Ambassador in Las Vegas' ruins and beats him to death in a fist fight. Richie manages to broadcast the yodel worldwide, blasting the Martians' brains along the way, including the leader.


We were shocked!

Me: Yeah!

Nico: Wait! Their heads explode when they hear Slim Whitman's Indian Love Call from 1952? I got to see this to believe it.

Me: Luckily I do have that song on my Ipod.

Nico: Nice.

Tso Lan: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: I'm hoping to do ones for Water Dragon, Fire Dragon, Poison Dragon and Water Dragon Tyrant next.

Qin: Cool!

Brynja: This will be interesting to see.

Nico: It's always fun.

Me: Yep.

Yost Pyro: Oh sorry I don't think we met.

Sissi Delmas: This is my penpal Brynja Heringsdötir. She is from Iceland and she went to Kadic with us and helped out.

Nico: Yep.

Yost Pyro: Awesome to meet you Brynja.

Brynja: Same here.

Nico: We got a huge fight on our hands.

Me: Yep. And the best place to destroy the Martians is at the cake planet we were at.

Yost Pyro: A Cake Planet!? Really?

Me: Yep.

China White: We still have time.

Brain Freezer: Gentaro, you and Whenua get a time to shine today.

X Ray: We ARE dealing with matters from space after all

Nico: That's true.

Gentaro: But it's cool that we are gonna get a chance to shine.

Whenua; You got that right.

Me: But lets see here. Computer estimate time to Martians arrival?

Computer: Time is 5 minutes and 15 seconds.

Nico: We got to get moving.

China White: Forget what I said about having enough time!

Nico: Lets go guys!

THE FATE OF THE WORLD HUNG IN THE BALANCE!

WE WERE OFF INTO SPACE!

Brynja was given a space helmet because she doesn't have powers yet. But she will.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye and the red iris of Lynn's Third Eye of The Buddha glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was: the figure was none other than an evil version of Gansley, and he's come back to get revenge on us for destroying him last year. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, Lynn, is someone else coming after us today?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and none of us are going to like this one bit: the dark energy signal we sensed belongs to an evil version of Gansley, and he's come back to get revenge on us for destroying him last year.

We gasped in shock, including Dylan Dalmatian, since he was the one who destroyed Gansley last year.

Dylan Dalmatian: An evil version of Gansley, but how the dog is that...? Wait a second, when Vypra resurrected Gansley and he was recruited into The Masters of Evil, somehow, that evil that he had in him separated from him, and it became a living entity on its own. But, it doesn't change the fact that he's going to die yet again.

Nico: Yeah.

Noir Wendoma: That'll be left to me and Linky, Nico.

Dylan Dalmatian: You two aren't doing this on your own, not without me. Evil Gansley's going to want revenge on me since I was the one who killed him and Sweetie Belle killed Yami Marik last year and we sent them to Oblivion.

Lincoln: We were just about to say that you're also joining in too, Dylan.

Nico: And you weren't kidding when you said that the villains you and your family killed last year are going to return to get revenge, but you guys are more than ready for them. Alright, gang, let's go, we're going into battle against the Martians from Mars Attacks!

Lincoln: This is going to be one epic and funny invasion, and we'll be sure to use the one song that'll make their heads explode. But, once we get done with them, you're next, Evil Gansley.

We were flying through space!

Ty Lee: Nico, which teams have you made?

Nico: Laney's group will include Kara, Cammy White, Chun Li , Sakura Kasugano, and Ingrid (Street Fighter Alpha). Lincoln's group will include Slab, Kurumu, Moka, Yukari, and Ruby Tojo.

Laney: Awesome!

Mindy Chan: Wow Laney you have Chun-Li Sensei with you in your group. I'm impressed.

Laney: Thanks Mindy. And this is gonna be awesome.

Kurumu then shoved Lincoln's face into the volley of her chest.

Kurumu: Oh Linky Poo we're all in the same group!

Moka: That is so awesome too.

Yukari: Yeah it is!

Nico: (LAUGHS) So awesome!

Lincoln: (Muffled) Thanks Kurumu but you're suffocating me with your big breasts!

Qin: (LAUGHS)

Ironclad: Kurumu, you can do that later.

Kurumu: But I want to do it for a little while longer! Besides, I'm sure Fury and the rest of S.H.I.E.L.D. are going to keep the Martians occupied.

Pyro: Okay, SHIELD aren't pushovers.

Yost Pyro: But do you really think they can fight an entire Armada of Martians?

Me: I don't think so. Martians are not to be taken lightly. If you guys watched all those science fiction movies back in the day, it will show you that they wil destroy everything they see. They show no mercy and they have powerful technology and weapons and machines that have weapons that can vaporize anything into dust instantly.

Nico: He's right on that. I've seen how dangerous Martians can be in cartoons, movies and in books. No offense to J'onn but these are not the martians that he knows.

Laney: Yeah these are totally different.

Babs Seed: Let's get going then.

Me: Right!

Nico: Have you guys read that book War Of The Worlds?

Sissi: I have! And I saw the movie too!

Me: Those Martians were ugly!

Qin: Yeah!

Me: I also remember seeing the movies Invaders from Mars, The Angry Red Planet, Devil Girl From Mars, IT! The Terror From Beyond Space, and many more movies about Mars with my dad.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: Yeah those are cool movies.

Nico: Yeah. And those were made before we sent the Viking Spacecrafts to Mars.

Laney: That's true.

Brynja: That is amazing that we're going into battle with Martians.

Nico: It sure is.

Eli: There! Targets at 3:00!

We saw the Armada of ships ahead! There were HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF THEM!

Qin: WHOA! This is gonna be big!

Nico: Yep! Entrance time people!

Me: And leave the rest to me. I'll take the battle to the Cake Planet with this.

I pulled out a ring.

Lisa Loud: Ah my prototype dimensional simultaneous transporter ring. Good idea.

Nico: Okay! Lets go!

Hsi Wu: First, let me take some of them out.

SHS Carnage: I'm right behind ya!

Me: Vinyl Scratch I'm going to need your biggest speakers to play the song.

Vinyl Scratch: You got it!

The Martians were getting closer when suddenly the spirits of pumpkins and pizza appeared and they swirled around them and then converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive and powerful huge fiery explosion went off in front of them and a phoenix cry was heard! Then out came the Dimensional Simultaneous Transporter Ring and it went and enveloped all the ships and sucked them into it and then we went through it and we came out and we were at the Cake Planet and all the ships were destroyed! All the martians came out and they were pissed at us!

Nico: NO ONE INVADES EARTH WITHOUT A FIGHT!

Me: From Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Martian Leader: (Martian Language)

Nico: What?

Me: Hold on.

I activated my translator.

Martian Leader: You will not stop us humans! You will pay for everything you did to our planet!

Eli: What did we do?!

Martian Leader: You made our planet like yours!

Me: The Terraforming of Mars? It was like that when we went there!

Nico: We don't know who did it!

Me: But I do have a good idea who it might be. But we'll worry about that later.

Strut: (to SHS Carnage and Hsi Wu) You two start us off!

SHS Carnage: With pleasure!

They went at the martians and bashed and smashed them all over the place.

Hsi Wu: Take that!

Vinyl Scratch pulled out her speakers and I plugged in my IPod to it and played Slim Whitman's Indian Love Call! It was blaring at full force!

Oo-oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo
When I'm calling you
Oo-oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo
Will you answer too?
Oo-oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo
That means I offer my love to you to be your own
If you refuse me I will be blue, waiting all alone
But if when you hear my love call ringing clear
Oo-oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo
And I hear your answering echo so dear
Oo-oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo
Then I will know our love will come true
You'll belong to me, I'll belong to you
Then I will know our love will come true
You'll belong to me, I'll belong to you

Then to our surprise and delight and amazement it caused many of the Martians heads to explode and they splattered their green blood and guts all over the insides of their helmets!

Me: WHOA!

Ranamon: Didn't expect that!

Evil Solar Man: Suddenly, we just got extra time.

Nico: At least we know it works! Lets keep it up!

I punched a martian and kicked his blaster out of his hand and grabbed it and fired it and blasted him into dust!

Me: Taste Mars Blaster!

ZAAAAAAPPP! ZAAAAAAAPPPP! ZAAAAAAPPPPP!

I disintegrated numerous Martians.

Me: YEAH! Here Brynja.

I gave it to her.

Brynja: Thanks J.D.!

She fired the blaster and destroyed lots of Martians with it.

Nico: Take that!

Viceroy pulled out a crystal ball.

Viceroy: Madame Leota, while we're kicking Martian butt, can you show us more Ambassador missions?

Leota: And here I thought you wouldn't ask that again.

She showed us images of the heroes of Beyblade Metal Fusion, Kamen Rider Blade, You're Under Arrest, and Kamen Rider Revice.

Nico: Cool!

Xenia: Interesting! (Blasts Martians all over with arrows of energy) Blade and Revice will make awesome additions to the team in the future.

Nico: Yep.

Uchoten: Doesn't anyone have reactions to those images?

Gentleman Ghost: Those will be the Ambassador missions of December.

Apple Bloom: I'm really excited about these! (BLASTS MARTIANS)

Sweetie Belle: Me too!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: (LOUD SCREAMING) CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS AMBASSADOR MISSION GALORE! YAY!

Their screaming blasted numerous Martian Heads apart!

Nico: Whoa! Nice one girls!

Rarity: That was great girls!

Squidward: Are any of you guys familiar with the heroes we just saw?

Touma: I met the Revice Kamen Riders a while back!

Me: I remember that! That was awesome!

Laney: Yeah it was!

Hitoshi: And I remember helping Blade when he came to us.

Me: Wow! That was awesome!

Laney: Yeah it is!

Shaman Apsu: What about the other 2 groups of heroes?

Madame Masque: Anyone familiar with them?

Tyson: I do know the Metal Fusion Heroes!

Nico: Cool cool.

Me: I heard of Natsumi Tsujimoto and Miyuki Kobayakawa from You're Under Arrest. But never met them.

Nico: Wow.

We blasted many martians all over.

Dusk: Time to test out this new Mars blaster!

She fired waves of energy and blasted them all over.

Eustace: Stupid Martians! (Pulls out ugly mask) OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

The Martians screamed at the ugly sight of it and they exploded and splattered their blood and guts all over the place! YUCK!

Nico: Nice one Eustace!

Courage: Better them than me!

Eustace: Stupid Dog! OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Courage: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Courage's scream caused some of the Martians heads to explode!

Eustace laughed.

KABLAM!

Francesca and Muriel hit him on the head with rolling pins.

Eustace: OW! What did I do!?

Roulette: You scared Courage to kill some Martians.

Dr. Light: Harsh but effective.

Eustace: Big deal.

Qin: But it worked.

We fired waves of energy and blasted more martians down.

Courage: Try this on! (INHALES DEEPLY) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

He screamed so loudly and long and it was blowing the martians all apart at a rapid pace! HE WAS REALLY SCREAMING! HE SCREAMED FOR OVER 1 MINUTE AN 27 SECONDS!

Courage fell down in exhaustion!

Francesca picked him up!

Francesca: HOLY MACKEREL! Courage I haven't seen you scream that loudly since the time the villains came at us and tried to kill us.

Courage: (Weakly) I know.

Muriel: Oh my! Courage what big lungs you have!

Qin: That is an understatement!

Maria: Want some water Courage?

Courage: Yes please.

Maria gave him some.

Courage: (Gulping) Ahh! (BELCH) Excuse me.

Nico: That was awesome though Courage.

Carly Atlas: Boy it sure was.

Kung Food: Have some of my food too.

Electrocutioner: You'll need it!

Courage: Thanks.

He had some burgers and fries and root beer and Courage Belched!

Courage: Pardon me!

Qin: No worries. But man that was awesome.

Me: Yep. The Usual battles should be coming up shortly.

Carly Atlas: With my new form, these guys don't stand a chance!

Me: No they sure don't!

Carly Atlas: Now watch this Jack.

Carly transformed into her new SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS ORANGE FIRE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL HUMMINGBIRD ANGEL OF DIVINE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL DARK JUSTICE AND DIVINE ORANGE FIRESTORM LOVE form!

Jack saw this and he then did a Tex Avery Wolf Wild Take and it was funny!

He was doing catcalls, wolf howls and more! It was funny!

Jack Atlas: You are amazing Carly!

Nico: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!

Me: Yeah! Told you he would do that!

Qin: Yep.

Carly flew at the Martians and blasted them into dust and blasted them all over with incredible speed!

Me: YEAH!

We were down to the Martian Leader.

Me: And then there was only one.

Then Vypra, Dai Gui, Aqueduct, Evil Seed, Mirror Master, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Ryugu Tamatebacco, General Schwarz, Metal Sonic, Marionette Shadow, Gypsy Moth, Quakemon, Evil Ice Man, Evil Wood Man, Evil Wind Man, Evil Elec Man, Evil Splash Woman, Emperor Z, Yost Domino, and Yost Executioner appeared.

Nico: Vypra, Dai Gui, Aqueduct, Evil Seed, Mirror Master, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Ryugu Tamatebacco, General Schwarz, Metal Sonic, Marionette Shadow, Gypsy Moth, Quakemon, Evil Ice Man, Evil Wood Man, Evil Wind Man, Evil Elec Man, Evil Splash Woman, Emperor Z, Yost Domino, and Yost Executioner.

Vypra: You guys have been really busy!

Qin: I think that is a massive understatement.

Aqueduct: But I can't believe that these are all martians! We all thought they were fake!

Nico: So did everyone else.

Vomiting Frog Prince: Someone has to keep the leader occupied!

Electrocutioner: Gentaro, you know what to do!

Gentaro: Right!

N/S Magnet On! (Low-toned dynamic music)

Me: Go get him guys!

Whenua: With pleasure!

Me: One sec guys.

Vypra: Okay.

Then they went to face him.

Vomiting Frog Prince: (VOMITS)

Vypra: At least nearly all the Martians are dealt with.

Dai Gui: It's just the leader that's left.

Aqueduct: And he'll be easy!

Me: Yep it sure will.

Evil Seed: (to Nico) We heard you went to a cake planet.

Nico: Yep we sure did.

Mirror Master: Was it tasty?

Nico: Oh you bet it was.

Me: And that's the planet we're on right now.

Vypra: Cool!

Qin: Yeah it sure is!

?: Boy that is amazing!

A figure came out and it was JUMOTSU from episode 37 of Kyurangers!


Jumotsu is the Karo of Space Shogunate Jark Matter who ruled the Leo Constellation system and is the main antagonist in episode 37 of the 2017 TV series Uchu Sentai Kyuranger.

He was voiced by Shinpachi Tsuji.

Jumotsu made his first appearance on the planet called Kaien and he was in his Moraimars reporting to Kukuruga about the team arriving to the said planet. A while later he appeared in the city with Aslan (which is actually an impostor that's been created by Jumotsu) during the announcement as he told Lucky not to pester the "king". However the team transformed leaving Jumotsu and a couple of Indavers no other choice but to battle them. During the fight he demonstrate his ability as he launched a couple of sand dolls as it transformed into three Tsuyoindavers (but when they're destroyed they were reduced to piles of sand) and not to mention Kukuruga joined the fight as well. After that they then captured Lucky and put him in the dungeon.

A while later they appeared at the execution of Lucky and the team we're about to rescue them, but Jumotsu and his three Tsuyoindavers interfered leaving them to battle him. After that Kukuruga open fired on the Kyurangers de-transforming them. But thanks to the teams plan they freed Lucky and found out Jumotsu's weakness which is water. With the schemed foiled both Jumotsu and his sandy creation battled the team while Lucky battled Kukuruga.

As this goes on Jumotsu's sand creation were destroyed and he was sent flying towards Kukuruga. After that he was then defeated by the team's three finisher and they are All Star Crash, Phoenix End and In-Finish Blast.

However since he survived the impact he was then forced to used his Big Moraimars to combat Gigant Phoenix in a giant space battle. After that he was then destroyed by this finisher called Gigant Phoenix Blazing.


Lucky: Jumotsu!

Me: I remember you! You posed as a man on the planet Kaien and had Lucky thrown in a dungeon!

Jumotsu: That's right. Good memory.

Me: That sand creation ability is amazing and awesome though.

Eli: I'll say!

Jumotsu: I really am sorry about your dad, Lucky. If you want, I can make a sand clone of him for you. I did it before.

Lucky: (smiles) Thanks for the offer. But my dad sacrificed himself so we could have a chance at destroying your old boss. And I'm fine with that.

Jumotsu: Well, let me know if you change your mind.

Lucky: I will.

Nico: Yeah.

We got the battles underway


Luan Loud, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Jak & Daxter, Taranee, Shego and William VS Vypra - Nico's rescue on a planet of Cakes


Vypra was first.

Vypra: (to Luan) Nico's rescue was on a planet of Cakes. How many did he eat?

Luan: He ate lots of cakes and they REALLY TOOK THE CAKE! (LAUGHS) Get it?

They laughed!

Vypra:(LAUGHS) Good one!

Princess Celestia: But it was a really amazing cake planet too.

King Solar: It was a cake planet of many kinds of cakes. Nico went crazy on that planet and he loves cake as much as cheese and chocolate.

Solar Eclipsa: Yeah no kidding there.

Amber Morning: Yeah no kidding. It was a tasty one though.

Spotlight: It sure was too.

Jak: I'll say.

Daxter: I agree there.

Taranee: It was a tasty one too.

Vypra: That is a cool planet. Lets do it!

Luan summoned Solar and merged Hermos with Light Effigy and it formed into a Light Sword called the SWORD OF THE LIGHT SHINE! They fired waves of energy and light and smashed her down.


Cornelia, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Korra, Asami, Tso Lan and Juandissimo Magnifico VS Dai Gui - Battling Kurumu's mother and she will be a good addition to the M.O.E.


Dai Gui the Demon Sorcerer of Earth was next.

Dai Gui: (to Cornelia) Nico, Sunset, and the others did good Battling Kurumu's mother. She'll be a good addition to our ranks.

Cornelia: She sure will and she is family to Kurumu still.

Applejack: Yeah she sure is.

Apple Bloom: We'll have to find a good archenemy for her too.

Flashwing: I agree there as well.

Korra: Yeah I agree too.

Asami: Same here.

Dai Gui: Me too. Lets do it!

Cornelia summoned Stone Golem and merged Hermos with Medusa Worm and it formed into a pair of gauntlets and they were called THE MEDUSA WORM GAUNTLETS! They fired waves of energy, rock, boulders, crystal, earth and apples and smashed him down.


Raiden, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Eureka Thurston, Tayuya, Anemone, Cozy Glow and Ty Lee VS Aqueduct - Lincoln's rescue at Dorsey Mansion in Abbott, New Mexico


Aqueduct was next.

Aqueduct: (to Raiden) I heard Lincoln's rescue was at Dorsey Mansion in Abbott, New Mexico. How was it?

Raiden: It was a strange place. Also there was a lot of history behind it as well.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah it was really awesome to see too.

Scootaloo: And strange but really awesome.

Whirlwind: It sure was.

Eureka Thurston: We were really amazed by all th history behind it had as well.

Tayuya: It was all really fucking amazing.

Anemone: It sure was.

Cozy Glow: We all thought it was cool.

Aqueduct: Glad you guys thought so. Lets do it!

Raiden summoned Ariel and merged Hermos with Super Conductor Tyranno and they formed into a powerful lightning tyrannosaurus whip and it was called the LIGHTNING TYRANNO CONDUCTORWHIP! They fired waves of energy and lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed him down.


Mallow, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Po, Shifu, Crane, Tigress, Monkey, Mantis, Viper, Laney, Trixie Lulamoon and Babs Seed VS Evilseed - Meeting a gene-slammer for Night Wing Sorceress


Evilseed was next.

Evil Seed: (to Mallow) I heard you guys met a gene-slammer for Night Wing Sorceress. What's her name?

Mallow: Her name is Abigail Nightingale and she is a true angel of darkness.

Fluttershy: Her revelation she revealed sent Eli over the edge bad.

Tornado Bolt: You should have seen it! He went completely nuts!

FLASHBACK

Abigail Nightingale: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever. He's even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Abigail, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Abigail Nightingale: That's incredible.

Nico: You got that right. So, Abigail, what's the story you have on why you hated Lynn, Lola, and that mutant cheapskate, Flip, with a vengeance, because they did something so horrible to Girl Jordan.

Abigail Nightingale: Oh, you're going to wish you had Flip killed, Nico. One day, I was with Lincoln and Lori was also with us, who was picking us up from Gus' Games and Grub after a day of fun. But, then, we heard a loud scream coming from the east, and we head there. We took shelter in the bushes, and when we looked, Lincoln and Lori saw four familiar figures there: one of them was Girl Jordan, but she was tied up with chains and lead weights to the chains, and even worse, she had slash marks all over her body. But, then, we heard the sounds of cruel and sadistic laughter, and when we saw the three other figures with her, we eventually knew who they were: the first two were Lynn and Lola, but they were now completely driven by evil and insanity, and the third figure was convicted conman, murderer, US traitor, and greedy mutant cheapskate, Flip, and we overheard why they were doing this: Lynn and Lola wanted to see Lincoln fall into despair by killing one of the many girls who had a crush on him and they wanted him to suffer and then, they were going to kill him and every last girl who ever had a crush on him, and they also broke Flip out of jail for that one, and they also threw away the rings Audrey Sauron gave them to control those dark sides. We couldn't stand it, so I fired blasts of darkness at them, and when they saw us, Lynn, Lola, and Flip took sadistic pleasure when they threw Girl Jordan into the waters to finally kill her, and that pissed us all off, as I fired blasts of darkness to blind them, and while Lori and I were beating up Flip, Lynn, and Lola, Lincoln dived into the waters and he broke Girl Jordan's chains and he swam up to the surface with her in his arms. Lynn, Lola, and Flip screamed in pure rage and got out the knives they used on Girl Jordan and tried to kill us, but Lincoln, in his fit of rage, blasted them with energy blasts and not only did he knock the knives out of their hands, but he sent them flying into trees and they were knocked out.

We gasped in pure shock, and Eli was already turning red with rage.

Nico: Oh shit, I can't believe the nerve of those three!

Me: I know, and after Lynn, Lola, and Flip were knocked down and tied up, Lori called the police and I also showed up as well, and when the police saw Flip, they grabbed the cheapskate and threw him in the police wagon, and then, Lori explained everything of what she saw and recorded on her phone, and I was furious at what Lynn, Lola, and Flip did to Girl Jordan, it was so brutal and horrible. I then grabbed Lynn and Lola by their hair and knocked them out using Eli's nanny-goat head bonk method, and Lincoln gave Girl Jordan CPR, and she was going to be okay, and he also healed her injuries that Lynn, Lola, and Flip gave her with those knives. Flip got another Life Sentence for attempted murder and assault resulting in bodily injury, and he was thrown in Solitary Confinement, and as for Lynn and Lola, we told the parents and they were pissed off big time, and so was Lincoln, as he grabbed them by their jersey and dress and he tossed them into cages set up in their rooms, and they also got a very harsh grounding: twenty-five weeks for what they did in trying to kill Girl Jordan to make Lincoln suffer, so they can kill him and every girl who has feelings for him, along with breaking Flip out of jail.

Lori: I also told Luna to call Audrey Sauron, and tell her not to make anymore replacement rings for Lynn and Lola, and she can renew her vengeful vow, that if she ever saw Lynn hurt Lincoln in any way, she would kill her, and she now included Lola. Those two never got replacement rings to get those violent animals under control, and they were shunned by Lincoln during their punishment, and they lost his trust during their punishment.

When Abigail Nightingale and Lori were done with the tale, Eli's face and body were literally nuclear red, his eyes turned blood red with vengeful wrath and rage, and his teeth literally turned into fangs.

Eli: (EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Me and Nico: Oh, shit!

Lincoln: Flip's dead meat on a stick!

Eli stormed out and he stormed into Lynn's Table with us following him, and he'd really unleashed all Hell on Flip as he brutally beat up and really mongrelized Flip all over the place, and Flip was really screaming in agonizing pain, and coins and jewels came pouring out of him like crazy like numerous waterfalls.

Eli: YOU REALLY MAKE ME FUCKING SICK, FLIP! YOU TEAMED UP WITH LYNN AND LOLA, WHO BUSTED YOUR FOUR-CHEEKED BUTT OUT OF JAIL, SO YOU COULD KILL GIRL JORDAN, WHO HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF THE MANY GIRLS THAT'S FALLEN IN LOVE WITH LINCOLN, AND ALL FOR WHAT, YOUR PATHETIC DESIRE FOR REVENGE?! IF WE WEREN'T HUMILIATING YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS, I WOULD FUCKING KILL YOU IN A HEARTBEAT!

We were stunned at the verbal rage from Eli.

Varie: HOLY MACKEREL!

Me: Oh man, when Eli gets this mad, you better stay out of his way!

Nico: Yeesh, otherwise, you're going to get caught in the middle of a ferocious storm!

Qin: That will end in brutal pain!

Camie: And it won't be pretty!

Lincoln: Flip's already sealed his doom, so there's no way he's ever going to be saved, he's already been eternally damned. But, I got to stop this before Eli does kill him. (To Eli) Eli, stand down now!

Suddenly, Eli backed away, but he ran up to Lincoln, who braced himself for his wrath. But, instead, he felt Eli hugging him and when he felt tears on his chest, he knew what had to be done: he hugged Eli and soothed him, and we also hugged him.

Lincoln: We understand why you said those words to Flip, and it's no surprise he's a greedy asshole, but he's already getting his just desserts for his stupidity and greed, Eli.

Flip: (In serious pain) I hate all of you, and when I get out of this, I'm gonna...!

But, Flip got cut off as Lincoln slashed off Flip's moustache and ripped off all the hair on his body with wax covered bandages, and he screamed even more in extreme pain.

Lincoln: You don't deserve to even say another word, you butt-muncher, and Eli's right, if we weren't humiliating you for your crimes, we would kill you in a heartbeat. But, you already died once for all of your crimes last year, so we're not going to kill you. But, let me give you this warning: if you ever and I mean ever try to hire any thugs to kidnap and kill those close to me, I'll undo the curses that I put on you and I will kill you myself. (Glaring Intensely) Got that?

Flip: I DON'T CARE, I'LL KILL YOU ALL AND ROB YOU EVERY LAST SUCKER BLIND!

But, Lincoln stomped on his feet hard, and Flip screamed in more pain.

Lincoln: Let's go, guys, it's obvious this moron's not going to learn his lesson ever.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Evilseed: HOLY RAFFLESIAS! Eli REALLY went Ballistic! That explains why I found Flip ranting up a storm and he was all really mangled up and beaten up brutally earlier! Man Eli really trashed him!

Mallow: You're not kidding!

Stealth Elf: Yeah no kidding there all right!

Po: But yeah. Flip deserved it too! It was AWESOME!

Crane: Yeah he sure did.

Tigress: Glad he had it coming.

Mantis: You're not kidding.

Viper: At least he got that thrashing too.

Master Shifu: Indeed he did.

Monkey: No kidding there.

Laney: I'll say. I hate the guy.

Evilseed: Wow no kidding there! Lets do it!

Mallow summoned Forest Queen Diana and merged Hermos with Number 87: Queen of The Night and she got a staff called THE STAFF OF 87 FLOWERS OF MOONLIGHT and they fired waves of energy, flowers, grass and leaves and smashed him down.


Zoe Orimoto, D'Arcmon & Kazemon, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Ghost Kamen Riders, Strut, Roscoe, and Desoto VS Mirror Master - Poromon wearing a fake mustache


Mirror Master was next.

Mirror Master: (To Zoe) So, Poromon wore a fake mustache, huh? Did he really speak Italian to Brynja?

Zoe: He sure did and it was really funny! He even did a dance to Tarantella Napoletana and it was so cute.

D'Arcmon: It sure was and everyone had pizza after hearing that song too..

Kazemon: It was really cute and awesome.

Rarity: It sure was darlings.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah it was awesome and fun.

Gill Grunt: We still have all that leftover pizza and it was great.

Takeru: It always is.

Mirror Master: I can tell. Lets do it!

Zoe summoned Titania and she merged Hermos with Mirror Force Dragon and they formed into a powerful Mirror Sword. It was called THE MIRROR FORCE DRAGON SWORD! They fired waves of wind, water, jewels, ice and energy and smashed him down.


Ax of the Andalites, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Yugi, Tea, Joey, Tristan, Constantine (Robotboy) and Viceroy (Randy Cunningham) VS The 10,000 Volt Ghost - A Fake Mustache is a classic


The 10,000 Volt Ghost was next.

10,000 Volt Ghost: (to Ax) (Electrified voice) A Fake Mustache is a classic. Where did Poromon get one?

Ax: He bought it at a novelty shop. Wanted to try it out.

Pinkie Pie: It was really cute and we all got a good thrill out of it too.

Featherweight: We sure did and it was awesome.

Yugi: Yeah it sure was.

Tea: I agree there.

Joey Wheeler: We all were having fun with Poromon wearing a fake mustache.

Tristan: It was awesome.

10,000 Volt Ghost: I'm glad. Lets do it!

Ax summoned Lunar and merged Hermos with Lightning Conger and they formed into an Electric Eel Lightning Blaster. It was called THE LIGHTNING EEL THUNDER RAY! They fired waves of lightning, metal and gears and smashed him down.


Mera of Atlantis, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Wild Force Rangers, Squidward and Master Frown VS Ryugu Tamatebacco - MARTIANS INVADING EARTH!?


Ryugu Tamatebacco was next.

Ryugu Tamatebacco: (to Mera) MARTIANS INVADING EARTH!? I can't believe this!

Mera: NO KIDDING! These Martians are really ugly! They have really huge ugly brains.

Starlight Glimmer: They sure do! All those movies with Martians like War of The Worlds and Invaders from Mars all had scary martians.

Cozy Glow: But now we know that these martians are uglier.

Hex: You're not kidding there!

Cole: It's crazy that they exist!

Ryugu Tamatebacco: I know! I thought martian were just made up! Lets do it!

Mera summoned Undine and merged Hermos with Zombie Mammoth and it formed into a hatchet called the ZOMBIE MAMMOTH AXE! They fired waves of water, bones, stars, lightning and magic and smashed him down!


Vinyl Scratch, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Turbo the Snail, Hex Girls Luna, and Dusk VS Metal Sonic - I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MARTIANS ACTUALLY EXIST!


Metal Sonic was next.

Metal Sonic: (to Vinyl) I'm sorry if this counts as yelling. But I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MARTIANS ACTUALLY EXIST!

Vinyl Scratch: It's REALLY CRAZY that Martians really exist! We all thought they were just a figment of the imagination!

Twilight Sparkle: No kidding! All those science fiction movies about Martians are crazy weird.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah no kidding there!

Spyro: What a freaky bunch of movies those were back in the 50s.

Turbo: Yeah they sure were!

Metal Sonic: Hard to imagine! Lets do it!

Vinyl summoned Gheisha and merged Hermos with Sonata the Melodious Diva and they formed into a harp called the SONATA DRAGON HARP! They fired waves of music and magic and smashed him down.


Style Queen, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Astal, Leda, Lois Griffin, and Eret (How to Train Your Dragon) vs Marionette Shadow - IT'S CRAZY THAT MARTIANS EXIST! And their heads explode when they hear Slim Whitman's Indian Love Call? What a freaky way to kill them.


Marionette Shadow was next.

Marionette Shadow: (to Style Queen) IT'S CRAZY THAT MARTIANS EXIST! And their heads exploding when they hear Slim Whitman's Indian Love Call is a freaky way to die.

Style Queen: You're not kidding there! I remember reading in the book War of The Worlds that the Martians got a Human Cold and it killed them. But this is a really funny way for them to die.

Sunset Shimmer: (LAUGHS) And all because of a song killing them too.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) (Laughs!) That is so funny too!

Sunburn: (LAUGHS) It sure is.

Astal: Boy no kidding.

Leda: That is so funny.

Marionette Shadow: It sure is. But these Martians are ugly. Even Sailor Mars hates them. Lets do it!

Style Queen summoned Undine and merged Hermos with Number 15: Gimmick Puppet Giant Grinder and they formed into a powerful buzzsaw. It was called THE 15 BUZZSAW GRINDERS! They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.


Ink Rose, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Miriam, Konan and Carly Atlas VS General Schwarz - Boy Science Fiction movies are never going to be the same again now that Martians exist.


General Schwarz was next.

General Schwarz: (To Ink Rose) Boy, Science Fiction movies are never going to be the same again. Especially now that Martians exist.

Ink Rose: I know! Everyone thought that Martians were only in movies, books and TV. Now they are 100% all too real.

General Schwarz: Why did martians come to Earth?

Ink Rose: They were really pissed because they thought that we Terraformed their home planet Mars even though we had nothing to do with it.

Princess Luna: We still have no idea how it happened but it's crazy.

Moondust: Yeah something did that and we have no idea who.

Snowdrop: It's amazing that Mars was made like that.

Gari: No kidding there too.

Blackout: Yeah that was nuts.

Miriam: It sure was.

General Schwarz: But at least you're destroying the Martians. Lets do it!

Ink Rose summoned Umbra and merged Hermos with Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon and they formed into a darkness dragon scythe and it was called the RED EYES DARKNESS DRAGON SCYTHE! They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.


Lena Isis, Royal Defenders Girl Jordan and Dragon (Skunk Fu) VS Gypsy Moth


Gypsy Moth was next.

Gypsy Moth: It's amazing that men from Mars are real.

Lena Isis: Boy it sure is.

RD Girl Jordan: Yeah no kidding.

Dragon: Yeah that is something.

Gypsy Moth: It sure is. Lets do it!

Lena merged Hermos with Scary Moth and they formed into a wicked butterfly sword called the SCARY LEPIDOPTERA SWORD! They fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Kwame VS Quakemon


Quakemon was next.

Quakemon: Crazy battle huh?

Kwame: You're not kidding there.

Kwame merged Hermos with Giant Soldier of Stone and they formed into a powerful rock warhammer called the STONE SOLDIER WARHAMMER! Kwame smashed down Quakemon with it.


Rip VS Evil Ice Man


Evil Ice Man was next.

Evil Ice Man: Time to freeze!

Rip: Bring it on! IT'S RIPPING TIME!

Rip merged Hermos with Doron and he got awesome muscle enhancing bracelets. The DORON MUSCLE BRACELETS! THEY REALLY BUFFED HIM UP BIG and he went at Evil Ice Man and smashed him all over the place.


Huntsman VS Evil Wood Man


Evil Wood Man was next.

Evil Wood Man: Amazing that this cake planet is real.

Huntsman: It sure is.

Huntsman merged Hermos with Amazon Archer and they formed into a Bow And Arrow Set and it was called THE AMAZON BOW OF FURY! He fired arrows and smashed him down!


Aquagirl VS Evil Splash Woman


Evil Splash Woman was next.

Evil Splash Woman: Time for some water fun.

Aquagirl: Always up for it.

Aquagirl merged Hermos with Roaring Ocean Snake and it formed into a powerful sword called the ROARING OCEAN FURY SABER! She fired waves of water and smashed her down.


Abby Martin VS Evil Wind Man


Evil Wind Man was next.

Evil Wind Man: I'll blow you away.

Abby Martin: Bring it on.

She merged Hermos with Elemental HERO Avian and she got awesome wing arm blades called THE AVIAN TONTOS! She fired waves of wind and smashed him down.


Slab VS Evil Elec Man


Evil Elec Man was next.

Evil Elec Man: Time for a shock!

Slab: I don't think so! IT'S RIPPING TIME!

Slab merged Hermos with Elemental HERO Wildheart and he got an awesome arm claw and it was called THE WILDHEART CLAWS OF THE JUNGLE! He ran at Evil Elec Man and smashed him down!


Supernova Zap VS Emperor Z


Emperor Z was next.

Emperor Z: This world has amazing sparkle doesn't it?

Supernova Zap: It sure does and it's a tasty one too.

Supernova Zap merged Hermos with Satellite Cannon and it formed into a powerful laser rifle and it was called the PHOTON SATELLITE RIFLE! She fired laser blasts and smashed him down.


Megura VS Yost Domino


Yost Domino was next.

Yost Domino: Thank goodness you're stopping the Martians from invading.

Megura: That is for sure.

Megura merged Hermos with Despair from The Dark and they formed into a powerful scythe called THE UNDERWORLD DESPAIR SICKLE! She fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.


Sally VS Yost Executioner


Yost Executioner was next.

Yost Executioner: Boy these martians are crazy.

Sally: They sure are.

Sally merged Hermos with Pumpking The King of Ghosts and they formed into a Pumpkn Scythe and it was called THE SCYTHE OF THE GHOST PUMPKIN KING! She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Kyurangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Jumotsu


Jumotsu was next.

Nico: Time for some buttkicking!

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of hand-cannon Blasters for more members of the team, this time, it's for The Autobots and Decepticons

For the Autobots: hand-cannon Blasters named Autobot Liberation Cybertron Fury and modelled after Mario's Lightning Shark blaster and Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury blaster, but they have colors that match the Autobots' color schemes with cybertech on the blasters with the symbol of The Autobots etched on the side, and colored gems on the top of the blasters.

And for the Decepticons: hand-cannon Blasters named Decepticon Redemption Cybertron Fury and modelled after Mario's Lightning Shark blaster and Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury blaster, but they have colors that match the Decepticons' color schemes with cybertech on the blasters with the symbol of The Decepticons etched on the side, and colored gems on the top of the blasters.

Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with them.

SEIZA CHANGE!

Kyurangers: STAR CHANGE!

They transformed!

Lucky: Super Star! Shishi Red!

Stinger: Poison Star! Sasori Orange!

Garo: Beast Star! Ookami Blue!

Balance: Trick Star! Tenbin Gold!

Champ: Ring Star! Oushi Black!

Naga: Silent Star! Hebitsukai Silver!

Hammie: Shinobi Star! Chameleon Green!

Raptor 283: Speed Star! Washi Pink!

Spada: Food Mei-Star! Kajiki Yellow!

Shou Ronpo: Dragon Ma-Star! Ryu Commander!

Kotara: Big Star! Koguma Skyblue!

Tsurugi: Space Bu-Star! Houou Soldier!

All: THE ULTIMATE SAVIORS! UCHU SENTAI KYURANGERS!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPACE PLATOON NINE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Kyurangers too!

Nico: YEAH! Lets get him!

Lucky: Time to test your luck!

GALAXY!

Rangers: STAR BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Jumotsu and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: YEAH! Jumotsu you have failed this universe!

Lucky: We will take back the Galaxy!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped.

Troy: Time to finish the little green men off!

Me: This will be the last time Mars tries to invade Earth!

Tsukasa: With some space forms!

Kamen Ride: Red Space Ranger!

Kamen Ride: Shishi Red!

Kamen Ride: Sasori Orange!

Kamen Ride: Ookami Blue!

Kamen Ride: Tenbin Gold!

Kamen Ride: Oushi Black!

Kamen Ride: Hebitsukai Silver!

Kamen Ride: Chameleon Green!

Kamen Ride: Washi Pink!

Kamen Ride: Kajiki Yellow!

Kamen Ride: Ryu Commander!

Kamen Ride: Koguma Skyblue!

Kamen Ride: Houou Soldier!

Tsukasa turned into Red In Space Ranger and Daiki summoned clones of the Kyurangers!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LOST GALAXY!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Lost Galaxy Rangers!

All of us pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.

All of us: (TURNS DIALS) ENDLESS GALAXY POWER!

We summoned the Changeman, Flashman, Fiveman, Megaranger and Kyuranger and the Fourze, Gaim, Build and Saber teams!

Maria: And this too!

She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon!

Maria: (TURNS DIALS) SPACE CARNAGE FORCE!

She summoned The Star Creature, Space Kook, Astronema, TTG Blackfire, Sixsix, Villamax, Dark Spicer and Beast Wars Megatron!

Dark Spicer: WHOA MARTIANS! Wow!

Me: Yep.

Dark Spicer: Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!

Dark turned into ALIEN Ξ!

Nico: Lets get them!

We pulverized and smashed the Martian Leader all over.

Qwun blasted and smashed him all over too.

Sissi, Namine, Chromedome and Ransack used the Earth and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Sissi and Namine's powers and Chromedome's lasers 100-fold and turned Ransack's seat into a beam cannon.

Sissi Delmas and Cybertron Ransack: VIRTUAL BEAM CANNON BLAST!

Namine and Chromedome: LASER KEY STORM!

Dragon Fire Fairy Power and Brain Freezer: DRAGON FURY BLAST!

Unicorn Mysticon Force and Electrocutioner: LIGHTNING UNICORN FURY SHOT!

Toa Metru Firestorm and Pyro: FIRESTORM OF TOA MIGHT!

Earth Element Power and Grumblemon: EARTHQUAKE OF TERRA MIGHT!

Sky Demon Force and Hsi Wu: SKY DEMON FURY BLAST!

Light Master Force and Dr. Light: LIGHT BLAST SUPREME!

Chemical Life Shower and U Foes: CHEMICAL NATURE STRIKE!

Magic of Fairies and Madame Masque: MAGIC MASK OBLITERATOR!

Ocean Shark Force and Ranamon: DARKNESS MAELSTROM SHARK BLAST!

Pharaoh of Awesome Power and Gentleman Ghost: PHARAOH FURY BLAST!

China White Slash Force and China White: INDIGO CHINA BLAST!

Vomitosis Deluge and Vomiting Frog Prince: VOMITOSIS ACID BATH!

Pirates of Caribbean Might and Yost Pyro: FIRESTORM OF CARIBBEAN FURY!

Germany Food Storm and Kung Food: FURY OF THE FOOD WAVE!

Blood and Carnage Maelstrom and SHS Carnage: CARNAGE BLOODBATH!

Ninja of Awesome and Roulette: ROULETTE CASINO BLAST!

31st Century Queen Force and Scirocco Mole: THIEVING BLAST OF FURY!

Love Might and Shaman Apsu: LOVE SHAMAN BLAST!

Pride of The Bender and Evil Solar Man: SOLAR FIRESTORM BLAST!

Stars of Justice and Uchoten: STAR STORM JUSTICE BLAST!

Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Sunray, Wild Apple-Joe, Dagger Blade, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: SOLAR FLAMES OF FORGIVENESS BLAST!

They fired waves of elements and energy.

Sailor Mars, Sunset Shimmer, me, Eli, Nico, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily: MARS FIRESTORM FURY BLAST!

We fired a massive wave of elements and energy.

Lincoln: MARS ELEMENT STYLE: MARS BLASTER!

Jessica Kaios: MARS FIRE STYLE: MARS BLAZE CANNON!

Nanami Simpson: MARS WATER STYLE: MARS TIDAL WAVE!

Julie Makimoto: MARS EARTH STYLE: MARS BOULDERS!

Makoto Nanaya: MARS WIND STYLE: MARS CYCLONE!

Sari Sumdac: MARS LIGHTNING STYLE: MARS THUNDERBOLTS!

Shantae: MARS MAGIC STYLE: BIRDS OF MARS!

Akko: MARS STAR STYLE: MARS SHURIKENS!

Juri Han: MARS DARK STYLE: SHADOW MARS CRUSH!

R. Mika: MARS LIGHT STYLE: MARS LASER!

They fired waves of energy from Mars.

Lincoln and his harem: MARS FINAL SMASH: MARS DEVASTATION!

They Fired a massive ki blast the size of Mars!

The blasts all obliterated all the Martians in an instant!

Lincoln: Oh man, now that's what I call an invasion of funny and epic proportions.

Nico: (Laughing) And I'm still laughing my head off of what we did using the one song that made their heads explode, too hilarious. Alright, awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet, there's still the very matter of Evil Gansley to deal with, and he should be arriving...right now!

?: I will have my revenge on you for destroying me, Dylan Dalmatian!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Dylan Dalmatian: (Growls) And right on time is when we expect to hear that voice again. You can come out now, Evil Gansley.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Evil Gansley, and he was still furious at what Dylan did in destroying him last year.

Nico: Damn, after what you did in destroying him last year, you've really pissed him off, Dylan.

Evil Gansley: You fools have ruined everything, if you hadn't gotten in my way, I would've finally killed Yugi and his friends, along with the Kaiba Brothers, and now, I will kill you all and have my revenge!

Noir Wendoma: That's never going to happen, Evil Gansley, and now, your days of causing havoc are about to end here and now.

Suddenly, Noir Wendoma's dark purple eyes turned neon dark purple and she was surrounded by a black and purple energy aura with darkness, dark creatures, stars, and dark angels, she unholstered her massive Dharc the Dark Charmer-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Evil Gansley, she left black and purple energy, stars, darkness, dark creatures, stars, and dark angels with every step.

Noir Wendoma: Evil Gansley, I will never ever forgive you for the crimes that you committed against Yugi and his friends, you're nothing more than a monster and a dark shadow who's plagued the world of Duel Monsters for the last time, and for that, you will pay for your crimes with your life.

Suddenly, Noir Wendoma was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and purple energy with stars and darkness surrounding the vortex, there are dark creatures and Dharc the Dark Charmer flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a dark purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Noir Wendoma emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Noir Wendoma grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has dark purple highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon dark purple eyes, and a black and purple energy aura with darkness, dark creatures, stars, and dark angels surrounding her, she has the Dark Kanji in the hands of Dharc the Dark Charmer emblazoned on her forehead, she has on angel earrings with dark purple crystals for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Dharc the Dark Charmer with dark purple crystals for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for for the second pendant on the bottom of her dark purple angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Noir Wendoma has on a purple short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless midnight black top, midnight black skirt, purple pants, purple legwarmers, purple sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, stars, dark creatures, and dark angels on the coattails, and on the back is Dharc the Dark Charmer with darkness surrounding it. Suddenly, Noir Wendoma felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with dark purple tips on the feathers and stars in them grew much bigger for her new body. Noir Wendoma has on a Ring of The Phoenix with dark purple gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Noir Wendoma's massive Dharc the Dark Charmer-themed large greatsword and all of the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and purple energy, darkness, dark creatures, and dark angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Dharc the Dark Charmer's Darkness Charmer Greatsword of Dark Magic Charmer Angel Love, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Dharc the Dark Charmer etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large black metal angel heads for the crossguard, large dark purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large black metal angel heads and a large purple gem below the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with dark purple gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Dharc the Dark Charmer's head with dark purple gems for eyes and a dark purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark purple kanji below Dharc the Dark Charmer that said, "Noir Wendoma, Gene-Slammer of Dharc the Dark Charmer, Powerful Master of Darkness, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher and Despiser of Flip, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Stars, Dark Creatures, and Dark Angels"

ノワール・ウェンドマ、ダルク・ザ・ダーク・チャーマーのジーン・スラマー、闇の強力なマスター、愛情深いガーディアン・エンジェル、リンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、スマッシャーとフリップの軽蔑者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力驚くべき強力な教師の生徒であり、闇、星、闇の生き物、ダークエンジェルのマスター

Noir Wendoma has transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESSS STAR DARK CHARMER ANGEL OF DIVINE INFERNAL DARKNESS CHARMER JUSTICE AND DIVINE INFERNAL DARK CHARMER ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Noir Wendoma's Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Evil Gansley saw it, he fell into a dark rage and fired a blast of water to kill her, but Noir Wendoma fired a powerful black and purple energy blast with stars, darkness, dark creatures, and dark angels at Evil Gansley and it exploded with incredible power and sent him flying into a wall, but he's not out yet, and he was now incredibly pissed off.

Nico: Wicked, Noir Wendoma's transformed.

Dylan Dalmatian: And now, it's my turn to transform, and I've had it with you to last an eternity, Evil Gansley.

Suddenly, something within Dylan Dalmatian's mind snapped as memories of Gansley's crimes rushed through his head as his dark crimson red eyes turned neon dark crimson red and he was surrounded by a black and dark crimson red energy aura with darkness, stars, red nebulae, cosmic horrors, and Dalmatians, he unholsters his Defender of Camden Town sword from his back, and as he approached Evil Gansley, he left black and dark crimson red energy, darkness, stars, red nebulae, cosmic horrors, and Dalmatians with every step.

Dylan Dalmatian: You're like a massive headache that just won't go away, Evil Gansley, even after I'd kicked your butt when you and Yami Marik showed your ugly faces after we got rid of Ulube Ishikawa. (Suddenly Getting Extremely Pissed Off) And I meant every word I said about you last year, you've treated everything like it's a business, and your unethical methods have proven just how heartless and cruel you really are, and for what you tried to do in killing Yugi and his friends for your selfish profits and reputations..., YOU'VE CROSSED ONE FORSAKEN LINE TOO MANY, GANSLEY, AND FOR THAT, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL, AND THIS TIME, YOU'RE NEVER EVER COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Nico: Whoa.

Dolly Dalmatian: Jeez, bro, you really went too far with that kind of threat.

Me: It's well-deserved for that evil version of Gansley. But, just in case, we better warn Gansley and the others to take cover, 'cause we knew just how pissed off Dylan and Dawkins got with two of the Big Five members.

Eli: Speaking of taking cover, HIT THE DECK!

We also ran for cover, as Dylan Dalmatian screamed like a mad dog and he let out a primal scream of rage and then…

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

There was a massive and powerful explosion as he was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and dark crimson red energy with darkness, stars, and red nebulae surrounding the vortex, there's the many cosmic horrors of H.P. Lovecraft, his Persona, Mh'ithrha, and the actual Outer God, Mh'ithrha, and a Dalmatian running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Dylan Dalmatian emerged, but he was changed forever.

Dylan Dalmatian grew from 6'9" to 7'5" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has dark crimson red highlights in the bangs of his long midnight black hair going down to his neck, he has neon dark crimson red eyes and a black and dark crimson red energy aura with darkness, stars, red nebulae, cosmic horrors, and Dalmatians surrounding him, he has the Outer God Mh'ithrha emblazoned on his forehead, he has on Dalmatian earrings with dark crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Cosmic, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with dark crimson red gems on the black crescent moons and dark crimson red crystal links and a dark crimson red Dalmatian-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is a Dalmatian with dark crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Cosmic, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant and he still has on his red choker with star tag pendant around his neck, Dylan Dalmatian has on a black tank top with dark crimson red phoenix which showed off his eight-pack abs and pecs, long black jeans, black leather knee-high combat boots, and long black trenchcoat with darkness, stars, and dark crimson red nebulae on the coattails and on the back is the Outer God Mh'ithrha, his Persona, Mh'ithrha, the logo of The Phantom Thieves of Hearts, and a Dalmatian surrounded by darkness on the back. Suddenly, Dylan Dalmatian felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive midnight black angel wings with white tips on the black feathers grew larger for his new body, he has on a Ring of The Phoenix with dark crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Ring on his left ring finger.

Suddenly, Dylan Dalmatian's Defender of Camden Town sword and all of the other swords he'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and dark crimson red energy aura with darkness, stars, red nebulae, cosmic horrors, and Dalmatians, and when the sword emerged, it transformed into M'hithrha's Cosmic Horror Greatsword of Dark Phantom Thief Outer God Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with his Persona, Mh'ithrha, and the Outer Gods etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black hound heads for the crossguard, large dark crimson red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black hound heads with dark crimson red gems for eyes and in the open mouths and on the bottom of the heads is a large dark crimson red gem for the pommel, he has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with dark crimson red gems on his wrists, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold version of M'hithrha's head with dark crimson red gems for eyes and a large dark crimson red gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a dark crimson red kanji below Mh'ithrha that said, "Dylan Dalmatian, Eldest Sibling of The Dalmatian Family, Leader of The Siblings, Golden-Hearted Brother of Ninety-Nine Siblings, Loving Son of Delilah and Doug Dalmatian, Hero of Camden Town, Descendant of Pongo, Destroyer of Evil Gansley, Member of The Phantom Thieves of Hearts, Partner of The Persona Mh'ithrha, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Dalmatians, Stars, Red Nebulae, and The Outer Gods and Cosmic Horrors"

ディラン・ダルメシアン、ダルメシアン家の最年長の兄弟、ザ・シブリングズのリーダー、九十九 人の兄弟の心のこもった兄弟、デリラとダグ・ダルメシアンの愛情深い息子、カムデン・タウンの英雄、ポンゴの子孫、悪のガンズリーの破壊者、の のメンバー心の怪盗団、ペルソナ ミスルハのパートナー、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、闇のマスター、ダルメシアン、星、赤い星雲、外なる神々と宇宙の恐怖

Dylan Dalmatian has transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARK STELLAR STAR COSMIC HORROR DALMATIAN ANGEL OF DIVINE DARK PHANTOM THIEF JUSTICE AND DIVINE DARK SPACE STAR OUTER GOD HOPE!

We were amazed by Dylan Dalmatian's Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, but when Evil Gansley saw it, he went mad with rage, but Dylan Dalmatian fired a powerful black and dark crimson red energy blast with darkness, stars, red nebulae, cosmic horrors, and Dalmatians, and it hit Evil Gansley and sent him flying into a wall, and it really pissed him off even more.

Ryuji Sakamoto: What the hell?! Dylan's transformed?!

Lincoln: Yep, and he looks like he's become an Emissary of Mh'ithrha and The Outer Gods, and Noir, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Noir Wendoma: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Infernal Dark Charmer Angel and Divine Infernal Dark Charmer Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we administer unto this monster his rightful punishment?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Noir.

Dylan Dalmatian: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Outer God Dark Space Dalmatian and Divine Dark Phantom Thief Star Hope) Your days are done, Evil Gansley! Now, you're about to feel the dark wrath of The Outer Gods!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Noir Wendova, and Dylan Dalmatian also joined in.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of causing havoc and chaos for Yugi and his friends and the world of Duel Monsters are over, Evil Gansley, now it's time for you to die.

Noir Wendoma, Lincoln, and Dylan Dalmatian went after Antasma, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and purple energy, black and dark crimson red energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Dalmatians, Cosmic Horrors, and Mermaids at Evil Gansley, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him, and they also drew blood.

This was really pissing off Evil Gansley badly, but Noir Wendoma, Lincoln, and Dylan Dalmatian were just getting started, as Dylan Dalmatian summoned his Persona, Mh'ithrha, and it fired a powerful beam of dark red energy from its mouth and it hit Evil Gansley, and Dylan Dalmatian summoned dark crimson red energy constructs of The Outer Gods and the Great Old Ones, and they attacked him and the sight of them caused Evil Gansley's mind to snap. Suddenly, two beams of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Noir Wendoma, it was known as Dharc the Dark Charmer's Infernal Darkness Firestorm and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's black and purple with darkness on the blaster with a Phoenix, Dark Angel, and Dharc the Dark Charmer surrounded by darkness etched on the sides, and a dark purple gem on the top of the blaster, and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Dylan Dalmatian, it was known as Dark Cosmic Horror Darkness Dalmatian and it's modelled after Mario's Lightning Shark Blaster, but it's black with darkness on the blaster with Mh'ithrha, Phoenix, Angel, and Dalmatian surrounded by darkness etched on the side, and a dark crimson red gem on top of the blaster.

Lincoln also got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he, Noir Wendoma, and Dylan Dalmatian fired blasts of rainbow energy, black and purple energy, black and dark crimson red energy, and elemental forces and when they hit Evil Gansley, they exploded with incredible power as they hit him and he was killed. Then, as they holstered their hand-cannon Blasters, Evil Gansley's spirit appeared and Noir Wendoma, Lincoln, and Dylan Dalmatian fired three black energy blasts with the Judgement Kanji and they hit Evil Gansley and he was erased by The Black Gates after he was found guilty for his crimes by those he hurt. We cheered wildly for what Noir Wendoma, Lincoln, and Dylan Dalmatian did to Evil Gansley as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and power down, and the new bodies, clothes, jewelry, weapons, and massive angel wings of Noir Wendoma and Dylan Dalmatian are permanent.

Dylan Dalmatian: Good riddance forever, Evil Gansley, and don't you even dare come back!

Noir Wendoma: You got that right. And I want to thank you and Dylan for helping me destroy Evil Gansley, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Noir.

Dylan Dalmatian then came back to us, and suddenly, Noir Wendoma wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Noir Wendoma's face, they kissed passionately as Noir Wendoma's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Dharc the Dark Charmer flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces behind them and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Noir Wendoma came back to us, as the display and Dharc the Dark Charmer vanished.

Nico: Whoo, now that's what I call one awesome three-against-one Eldritch Horror-themed battle, and we're rid of Evil Gansley for good.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, and what we saw from Dylan Dalmatian unleashing energy constructs of The Outer Gods and The Great Old Ones, you were definitely right that it was an Eldritch Horror-themed battle.

Dylan Dalmatian: Either way, at least, I'm finally rid of Evil Gansley for good, and he's never coming back.

Nico: You said it.

Me: Yeah. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet tomorrow?

Lincoln: Good question, J.D., hmm. Ooh, now here's a good one, how about Gene-Slammers for the Legendary Soldiers of Vestroia?

We gasped in shock and awe.

Nico: Whoa, Bakugan-themed Gene-Slammers, I don't know if Team Rocket has ever Gene-Slammed anyone into Bakugan before, but if they did, this'll be something to see tomorrow.

Dan Kuso: Yeah.

Lincoln: Which means, you and your friends are coming with us tomorrow, Dan.

Julie Makimoto: This is going to be so awesome.

10,000 Volt Ghost: These guys sure didn't come in peace.

Me: No they sure didn't.

Ryugu Tamatebacco: But we reduced them to pieces!

Qin: And we gave them the Black Gates.

General Schwarz: Of course we did.

Laney: Yep.

Metal Sonic: I just hope we meet friendly martians in the future.

Marionette Shadow: Does Marvin the Martian count?

Me: Yes he counts. Marvin is cool and awesome.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: Boy this was a battle that would have been a war of the worlds. At least we didn't face the Martians on Earth.

Me: I don't even want to know what would have happened if that took place.

Laney: Me neither.

Xenia: Yeah but that was still funny that the Martians heads explode when Slim Whitman's Indian Love Call played.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: But great job today everyone. We prevented a massive catastrophe from happening.

Vypra: We sure did.

Nico: Yep.

Sailor Mars: And avenged Mars's honor. (To the viewers) Martians have been an iconic feature in movies for years. But never make fun of Mars with it.

Nico: That's for sure.

We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

Mars Attacks was a really funny and awesome movie!

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ulrich, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Cheetor, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to The Mountains of Peril on the planet Glaren and we're going to battle Barodius who is back from the dead to get revenge on me and Dan for killing him! It's going to be a massive and explosive battle! After we banish him back to the Warp we're going to battle Another Ultimate XLR8 and this one wil be a super fast one! Also we're going to meet the gene-slammers for Poison Dragon, Fire Dragon, Water Dragon and Water Dragon Tyrant. Their names are Naomi Wadjet the Poison Dragon Gene-slammer, Pyra Ra the Fire Dragon Gene-slammer, Jacqueline Tefnut the Water Dragon Gene-slammer and Mandy, Melanie and Michelle Trifa the Water Dragon Tyrant Gene-slammer. Naomi is Nico's friend from science class and she knows all about making deadly poisons that can really hurt and there are also no antidotes for them all. She also is a deadly force of good that has killed many death row inmates in the many. She is a powerful executioner and more. Pyra is Nico's Friend from Science Class who is a master of fire and has fire powers that are amazingly strong and have the intensity of many and numerous raging fiery infernos. She has burned lots of criminals who are on Death Row in the most excruciatingly and painful ways ever. Jacqueline is Nico's friend from Science Class and she is a master of water and has amazing water powers that have the intensity of the worlds oceans and oceans on other planets times 400 sextillion. She also has the power to summon mermaids and has the power to talk to fish. And Mandy, Melanie and Michelle Trifa are 3 triplet girls that Nico met when he and Qin were in the jungle and looking for a temple. They are also girls that have the power to talk to fish and control water. They got stranded in the jungle since they were 5 and they were raised by cheetahs and no they are not feral. They also have the power to talk to animals of all kinds too. And they also are heroes and defended all their animal friends from poachers and more. The match-up scene is for Kazika Kaziyama, Gene-Slammer of Wynn the Wind Charmer, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy PaniK, and since Dante Dalmatian was also the one who destroyed PaniK last year, he's also joining in the fight as well, and he's also going to explode with rage and transform when he sees him again.

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to McPike Mansion in Alton, Illinois, where it's said that many spirits are said to roam the property and the land itself, and it's also said the spirits of the original owners, Eleanor and Henry McPike, still roam the corridors of their former home. Now, Lincoln and his group are heading there to see if the spirits are no longer malevolent, but wish to remain here. And we're also going to meet six Gene-Slammers for The Legendary Soldiers of Vestroia. Their names are

Apollonia Apollonir - Gene-Slammer of Apollonir, the Legendary Pyrus Soldier and Leader of The Legendary Soldiers of Vestroia. She's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and his classmate in Science. She was born with incredibly hot and powerful fire powers, and she was said to have also been born with the eight wings of Apollonir. She's also known as a natural born leader and the leader of the Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers, and what made her hated by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan is that she's always stopped them from trying to cause pain and misery to Lincoln even before it began by firing a powerful blast of fire that burned Lori's eyebrows off, Lynn and Luan's ponytails off, left scorch marks on Lola's dress, and melted Lisa's glasses, but she also hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a literal burning passion.

Ashley Clayf - Gene-Slammer of Clayf, the Legendary Subterra Soldier and the physically strongest of The Legendary Solders of Vestroia. She's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and his classmate in Gym. She was born with incredibly powerful earth powers and powerful immense superhuman strength. She's also known as the muscle of the Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers, and what made her hated by Lynn is that she's always stopped her from causing physical pain and misery to Lincoln by painfully wrestling her onto the ground and winning every time, but she also hates Lynn with a burning passion.

Lilith Exedra - Gene-Slammer of Exedra, the Legendary Darkus Soldier and the most powerful of The Legendary Soldiers of Vestroia. She's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and his classmate in Science. She was born with incredibly powerful dark powers and power over dark magic, The Dark Arts, and Necromancy, along with knowledge of The Occult. She's also known as the most powerful of the Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers, and she's also a friend to The Goths of Darkness, and what made her hated by Lola is that she's always stopped her from causing physical pain and misery to Lincoln by using her powers of darkness to summon horrifying and dark nightmares to terrorize Lola and send her running and screaming to her room, but she also hates Lola with a burning passion.

Beverly Frosch - Gene-Slammer of Frosch, the Legendary Aquos Soldier and the most tactical of The Legendary Soldiers of Vestroia. She's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and his classmate in Literature. She was born with incredibly powerful water powers, intelligence exceeding the geniuses and prodigies of the team, and a tactical mind. She's also known as the most tactical of the Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers, and what made her hated by Lisa is that she's always stopped her from causing physical pain and misery to Lincoln by using her tactical mind to outsmart Lisa and plot how to stop her from trying to subject Lincoln to any of her life-threatening experiments and also stopping her from trying to kill him, but she also hates Lisa with a burning passion.

Alina Lion - Gene-Slammer of Lars Lion, the Legendary Haos Soldier and Wisest of The Legendary Soldiers of Vestroia. She's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and his classmate in Science. She was born with incredibly powerful light powers and incredible wisdom. She's also known as the most wisest of the Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers, and what made her hated by Luan is that she's always stopped her from causing physical pain and misery to Lincoln by using her wisdom to find out what kinds of painful pranks Luan had in store for Lincoln, and not did she foil them, but she's also stopped her from trying to kill him and her from ruining her pranks, but she also hates Luan with a burning passion.

And Aethra Oberus - Gene-Slammer of Oberus, the Legendary Ventus Soldier and Compassionate of The Legendary Soldiers of Vestroia. She's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and his classmate in Science. She was born with incredibly powerful wind powers and incredible compassion. She's also known as the most compassionate of the Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers, and what made her hated by Lori is that she's always stopped her from causing physical pain and misery to Lincoln by using her words to scold Lori instead of force, but she's also used her powers of wind to make sure Lori got the point, but she also hates Lori with a burning passion.

Get ready for a REALLY CRAS And vulgar battle of the mouth as we take on Stretch, Fatso and Stinky as we battle them in a really ferocious swear off. It's NOT going to be pleasant. Also we're going to really let those bad ghosts have it for abusing Casper for so long. They have hurt him for far too long. And we're going to have them join the M.O.E.

See you all tomorrow.