This chapter is based on the Garfield Movie.
Walking through the scorching hot deserts of the Moonland of D'Resh was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Mollie, Roman Goodwin, Melody, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there for an awesome and fun treasure hunt.
Me: The Deserts of D'Resh. Man this place is always so hot and awesome.
Maria: I got plenty of water for us just in case.
Nico: Thanks Maria.
Qin: Man I always love deserts. They are awesome.
Laney: They sure are. But they get really hot in the sun and cold in the night.
Xenia: They sure do.
Mollie: I'm always up for some awesome fun too.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Mollie.
Mollie: Anytime Nico. It's going to be really awesome helping you all out.
Felicia Wittebane: We're glad you are going to have fun Mollie.
Nico: Mollie, what do you do outside of missions?
Mollie: I like doing all sorts of things. But my favorite is trying to beat Lincoln in his Cannonball Record.
Qin: (LAUGHS) Every day we watch Mollie go to the pool and do numbers of Cannonballs and she tries her hardest to beat him at it.
Nico: That is awesome.
Laney: It's true. And it's really fun as well.
Lana: Yeah it sure is.
Xenia: We all think so.
Lana: Yeah.
Mollie: Also I like to collect rare forms of currency.
Nico: Neat.
Me: Yeah that is awesome.
Lola: Lame! What's the point of having money you can't spend?
Me: You said that exact same thing when Lincoln was helping Lily.
Lily: I remember that.
Nico: And I'm guessing you haven't beaten Lincoln's record, huh?
Mollie: Not yet. But I'm really close.
Qin: You'll get it Mollie.
Camie: Yeah it will be awesome to see you do so.
Lincoln: Well good luck on that.
Mollie: Thanks.
Maria: It's so awesome that you do your hardest to beat that record Mollie. All that work will soon pay off.
Me: Boy it sure will.
Nico: I liked meeting Stuart.
Laney: Me too. He is awesome.
Me: He sure is and it was really cool how he and his family live in a house squeezed in between two of the city's big buildings.
Xenia: It sure is. Lots of houses are like that.
Camie: I thought it was cool.
Lana: Me too. Stuart and his friends and family are all awesome.
Qin: They sure are and George's little sister is adorable.
Maria: Snowbell was cool as well.
Me: Yeah he sure was.
Lola: Rarity and I loved him.
Rarity: Oh indeed we sure did darlings. Opalescence gets along great with him.
Lisa Loud: Indeed she does.
Lola: Yes it's awesome.
Eli: I thought that was an awesome adventure and Airazor did great keeping the Falcon busy.
Airazor: That was a good flight for me. I had a lot of fun on that.
Rhinox: At least you didn't take any Energon damage.
Me: Nice to know that my Energon Field Nullifier works perfectly.
Tigatron: That explains why we weren't shorting out from energon surges.
Me: Yeah after we found all that energon under the mall I had Optimus help me build an Energon Field Nullifier Generator for us to make sure no Cybertronians get affected by Energon Exposure.
Nico: Very genius.
May: That Falcon wouldn't have done serious damage anyway. He's not Megatron.
Me: No kidding there. But it was amazing how a falcon was able to pick up Terrorsaur and slam him into a rock wall.
Nico: No kidding there. That was amazing.
Me: Yeah. But that Falcon is going to make a great addition to the zoo.
Mollie: It sure will be awesome. At least it's with more of its kind.
Xenia: That's true.
Nico: Yep. So Nicole what is our quarry here in D'Resh?
Nicole: You guys will like this one. It's called The Staff of D'Resh. It's a Staff that has the power of all the D'Resh Magim and even the spells of D'resh. And it even has the powers of the sands and life of the desert.
Nico: Cool!
Eli: It sure is!
Maria: Who gets it?
Qin: I'll get it. I think this will be so awesome.
Nico: Yeah I agree there too.
Nicole: It should be up ahead.
We arrived in a cactus grove and we saw THE STAFF OF D'RESH!
Qin: Whoa there it is!
Nico: Wow!
Maria: Amazing!
Nico: You can do the honors, sis.
Qin: With pleasure.
Qin went over to it and then she grabbed it and then pulled it out and then it glowed a powerful orange and then Qin underwent a powerful transformation!
(ESCAFLOWNE (FOX KIDS) INTRO EXTENDED PLAYS)
She was enveloped in a swirl of desert flowers and wind and she got wings made of desert flowers and she was more powerful than ever.
Nico: WHOA!
Qin: Wow! This is incredible!
Laney: Yeah!
Me: How do you feel Qin?
Qin: Amazing!
Nico: You earned it, Qin.
Me: Yep.
Qin: Thanks guys.
Suddenly, we heard the sound of guns being cocked and they were just about to fire at Qin until Nico, Lincoln, and I fired powerful blasts of lightning and forced them out, and when Qin saw who they were, she was major league pissed off: the figures we forced out were the Russian Mafia Men that killed her parents.
Qin: YOU!
Eli: (Gasps) So, those are the Russian Mafia men who killed your parents, Qin?
Qin: The very ones, Eli!
Nico: I should've known you heartless bastards would be here!
Me: Sergi Rossenov! I had a feeling you would return!
Sergi Rossenov: (Russian Accent) Now, we will finish what we started and kill you for what your parents did to The Russian Mafia!
Qin: Not a fucking chance in Hell am I ever going to let you bastards get away with something like this!
Suddenly, something within Qin's mind really snapped as the memories of her parents' murder at the hands of The Russian Mafia came back infinite-fold and flooded her head, and there was one thing on her mind: revenge, Qin's green eyes turned neon green, and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with flames and Komodo dragons, she unholstered her massive Scalebreath's Fire Komodo Dragon Sword of Fire Justice from her back, and as she approached the Russian Mafia men, she left green energy, flames, and Komodo dragons with every step.
Qin: You fuckwad gangsters still make me fucking sick to this day, you murdered my parents so long ago and you left me all alone in the world homeless and without a family. But, the piece of my soul that you bastards killed was repaired when I finally got my parents back, and I will never let that dark tragedy happen yet again. (SUDDENLY GETTING REALLY AND EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) And what you fuckers did when you murdered my parents right in front of me in cold blood that day years ago,..., YOU FUCKING RUSSIAN MAFIA ASSWIPES HAVE CROSSED, AND YOU'VE CROSSED WAY TOO MANY LINES FOR DECADES, AND NOW, I WILL END YOUR MISERABLE LIVES HERE AND NOW!
We really gasped at the extent of Qin's rage and fury.
Me: OH SHIT!
Nico: Qin's been wanting revenge on the very bastards who murdered her parents all those years ago, and now, that day has arrived and their hour of judgement is finally at hand.
Me: Oh boy.
Eli: HIT THE FUCKING DECK, QIN'S GOING TO EXPLODE!
We ran for cover, as Qin screamed like a madwoman from Hell and then…
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
There was a massive explosion of energy and fire and the ground was shaking extremely violently!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: IT'S UNREAL!
Eli: This is it.
Varie: WHOA! QIN IS REALLY PISSED!
Lana: She's releasing all her power!
Lola: INCREDIBLE!
Qin was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with flames surrounding it, there was a Komodo dragon running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Qin emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:35 TO 2:14)
Qin grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has green highlights in the bangs of her long flowing black hair with flowers in her hair, she has neon green eyes, and a green energy aura with flames and Komodo dragons surrounding her, she has Scalebreath holding the Fire Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Komodo dragon earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems on the gold flames and green crystal links and a green Komodo dragon-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a Komodo dragon with green gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant. Qin has on a long sleeveless dark green closed up blouse, dark green sleeveless top with a green phoenix on it, dark green skirt, dark green bellbottom pants, purple high heels, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with Komodo dragons and green flames on the coattails and on the back is Scalebreath surrounded by flames. Suddenly, Qin felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with green tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body. Qin has on her Ring of the Phoenix on her left ring finger and Indigo Lantern Corps ring on her right ring finger.
Suddenly, Qin's massive Scalebreath's Fire Komodo Dragon Sword of Fire Justice and all of the swords that she'd gotten began merging together and it was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, Komodo dragons, and flames, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Scalebreath's Fiery Komodo Dragon Greatsword of Fire Justice, it's a new large greatsword with Scalebreath etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged, green blade, large green Komodo dragon heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large green Komodo dragon heads with green gems for eyes and in their open mouths and a green gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold Komodo dragon head with a large green gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark green kanji below Scalebreath that said, "Qin Chen, Loving Daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Chen, Gene-Slammer and Partner of Scalebreath, Descendant of Fa Mulan, Defender of China's Long History, Childhood Friend of Nico Chan, Loving Girlfriend of Chris Taylor, Loving Sister of Mike Chilton and His Friends, Archenemy of Leonard Snart Also Known as Captain Cold, Destroyer of The Russian Mafia, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, and Master of Fire and Komodo Dragons"
チン・チェン、チェン夫妻の愛情深い娘、ジーン・スラマーであり、スケールブレスのパートナー、ファ・ムーランの子孫、中国の長い歴史の擁護者、ニコ・チャンの幼なじみ、クリス・テイラーの愛情深いガールフレンド、マイク・チルトンの愛情深い姉妹、彼の友人、レナード・スナートの大敵は、キャプテン・コールド、ロシアン・マフィアの駆逐艦、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、火とコモドドラゴンのマスターとしても知られています
Qin has transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA EMERALD GREEN FIRESTORM KOMODO DRAGON ANGEL OF DIVINE FIERY KOMODO DRAGON JUSTICE AND DIVINE FIERY KOMODO DRAGON COMPASSION!
We were amazed by Qin's Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Chris Taylor saw it, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but, when the Russian Mafia men saw it, they got out their guns and were about to fire, but Qin fired a powerful green energy blast with Komodo dragons and green flames and melted their guns, and it really pissed them off.
Qin: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Green Firestorm Komodo Dragon and Divine Green Fire Komodo Dragon Jungle Compassion) Now, it's time for you all to die!
Me: You guys are going to pay for everything you did!
I then went SUPER ANGEL WOLF MOON XELNAGA!
Me: (Divine Voice of The Wolf Moon) Time for you all to die!
Sergi Rossenov: Did you just expect me to just lay on my ass while your parents stole that money from us? You steal from us, so we take your life from you. It's only fair. No matter how you look at it, I actually won in the end. So do what you must-arrest me, lock me away, hope it somehow reforms me. But I'll just escape like all the other lucky ones. And it'll just give me time to plan for my next scheme. It won't be easy, for how does one top killing someone's parents?
Me: Only by killing the madman that was responsible for doing it! This time you won't escape! We're sending you to a place INFINITELY WORSE!
Nico: And that is the Black Gates!
Qin: That's right! I WILL NOW HAVE MY REVENGE!
She teleported and kicked him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and kicked him in the crotch and then she kicked him in the chest and punched him in the face!
Sergi Rossenov: (laughs evilly despite the pain) Don't you get it, Cheng?! You lost the very moment your parents died! And now, the only thing that awaits you is a path to your own destruction! So, in the end, I've won!
Qin smirked.
Qin: (Laughs) I don't think so! I have my parents back! They are back from the dead now.
Sergi Rossenov: What!?
Qin: That's right! And all the money dad took from you is now mine!
Sergi Rossenov: But still, the only thing that awaits you is a path to your own destruction! So, I still win in the end!
Qin: Don't count on it. You took everything away from me and I will make sure you NEVER hurt anyone ever again!
Me: It's payback time! MOTHERFUCKER! This isn't vengeance, it's retribution!
Qin punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and bashed him in the mouth and knocked him down.
Sergi got up and Qin dodged him and kicked him in the back and smashed him into a rock and he got up.
Sergi: I HATE YOU!
Her aura flared up explosively! Qin punched him down and smashed him into a rock and he got up.
Sergi Rossenov: (weakly) I know it's soon but... think you'll ever find more happiness? Maybe the next loved ones you make... won't die because of you?
Me: Stop talking you motherfucker!
Qin: YEAH! I never want to hear your fucking voice ever again!
Qin then plunged her hand into his chest and RIPPED OUT HIS BEATING HEART!
SQUELCH!
She then ate his black heart!
Qin went after the Russian Mafia men, and she fired powerful blasts of green energy, green flames, and Komodo Dragons at the Russian Mafia men, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the thugs. Then, she attacked them with her massive greatsword and really left some nasty tears on their clothes and scars on them, and she also drew blood. Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Qin, it's known as Scalebreath's Komodo Dragon Green Firestorm Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's green with green fire on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and a Komodo dragon surrounded by green fire etched on the side and a green gem on the top of the blaster. Qin fired green energy blasts and green fire at the mobsters and they exploded with incredible power and killed them, and as she holstered new hand-cannon Blaster, their spirits appeared, she fired black energy blasts with the Judgement Kanji and when it hits them, they were finally sent straight to The Black Gates forever. Qin holstered her massive new greatsword on her back and powered down, and Qin's brand-new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings are permanent.
Nico: Good riddance!
Qin: Yeah!
Then a figure came out and it was a black version of an Evolved Thep Khufan! It was ANOTHER ULTIMATE SNARE-OH!
Me: WHOA! Another Ultimate Snare-Oh!
Qin: Wow!
Another Ultimate Snare-Oh: (In a girls voice) (Irish Accent) It's awesome to see you again J.D. lad.
Me: Camille Blarney! Whoa!
Nico: You know her?
Me: She's an awesome Celtic Dancer and she taught me how to dance like everyone in Ireland.
Albedo turned into Negative Ultimate Snare-Oh.
Negative Ultimate Snare-Oh: Did Swartz promise you anything?
Another Ultimate Snare-Oh: He did lad. Just to make me an amazing Celtic Dancer.
Me: You already are an awesome Celtic Dancer.
Another Ultimate Snare-Oh: I knew he was lying to me lad.
Me: But we'll save you.
Nico: Lets do it.
Camie: Here's this first. (ACTIVATES YODO'S RIDEWATCH)
(MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK BY THE ANGELS PLAYS)
Camie: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WATER AND FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HER)
He went away and you hung around
And bothered me, every night
And when I wouldn't go out with you
You said things that weren't very nice
My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You see him comin' better cut out on the double
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You been spreading lies that I was untrue
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
So look out now 'cause he's comin' after you
He's been gone for such a long time
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Now he's back and things'll be fine
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
'Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
(You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
(Wait and see)
My boyfriend's back he's gonna save my reputation
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
If I were you I'd take a permanent vacation
(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)
Yeah, my boyfriend's back (La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
Look out now, yeah, my boyfriend's back (La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
I could see him comin' so you better get a runnin' alright now (La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (La-day-la, my boyfriends's back)
My boyfriend's back now (La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
Know he's comin' after you because he knows I've been true now (La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
She danced and fired waves of water and fire and smashed her down!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: That was great Camie!
Xenia: Yeah!
Me: Bad boyfriends beware!
Kaito: (gets out Hurricanger gear) Time for some ninja action!
Zocks: (gets out Gaoranger gear) With some animal action two!
Kaito got a Ninja Storm Sword and Zocks got a Wild Force Sword!
Me: Nice!
Laney: Time for this one. (ACTIVATES BANE'S RIDEWATCH)
(SEPARATE WAYS BY JOURNEY PLAYS)
Laney: (SINGING DIVINELY AS ENERGY SWIRLS AROUND HER)
Here we stand
Worlds apart, hearts broken in two, two, two
Sleepless nights
Losing ground, I'm reaching for you, you, you
Feeling that it's gone
Can't change your mind
If we can't go on
To survive the tide
Love divides
Someday love will find you
Break those chains that bind you
One night will remind you
How we touched and went our separate ways
If he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
You know I still love you
Though we touched and went our separate ways
Troubled times
Caught between confusion and pain, pain, pain
Distant eyes
Promises we made were in vain, in vain, in vain
If you must go
I wish you luck
You'll never walk alone
Take care, my love
Miss you, love
Someday love will find you
Break those chains that bind you
One night will remind you
How we touched and went our separate ways
If he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
You know I still love you
Though we touched and went our separate ways
Oh, someday love will find you
Break those chains that bind you
One night will remind you
If he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
You know I still love you
I still love you, girl
I really love you, girl
And if he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
No!
No!
She danced and fired waves of energy and smashed her down!
Me: Awesome Laney! My mom loves that song!
Nico: I agree!
Maria was looking out for Qin who was upset.
Maria: Hold on Qin. Chris is on his way.
Qin was crying.
Me: Now here's another of my favorites. (ACTIVATES LORD DRAGON'S WATCH)
(LIVIN ON A PRAYER BY BON JOVI PLAYS)
Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS BLUE FIRE SWIRLS AROUND ME)
Once upon a time not so long ago
Tommy used to work on the docks, union's been on strike
He's down on his luck, it's tough, so tough
Gina works the diner all day working for her man
She brings home her pay, for love, for love
She says, we've got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot for love
We'll give it a shot
Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Tommy's got his six-string in hock
Now he's holding in what he used to make it talk
So tough, it's tough
Gina dreams of running away
When she cries in the night, Tommy whispers
Baby, it's okay, someday
We've got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot for love
We'll give it a shot
Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Livin' on a prayer
Oh, we've got to hold on, ready or not
You live for the fight when it's all that you've got
Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prayer
I danced and fired waves of blue fire and smashed her down.
Nico: WOOHOO! Love that song by Bon Jovi!
May:: YEAH!
Xenia: Awesome song!
Sougo: (gets out Dino Thunder ridewatch):Let's add dinosaur action too!
Geiz: (gets out Patranger ridewatch) We're taking you down by force!
Sougo got DinoThunderRedArmor while Geiz got Patren1gouArmor.
Nico: YEAH!
Xenia: Time for some plant power! (ACTIVATES PLANTMAN'S RIDEWATCH)
(STARHON'S PASSAGE BY THE BARLEYSHAKES PLAYS)
Xenia: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEAVES AND FLOWERS SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Part of me is gone...
part of me is gone...
Take my heart and hold me tight
take my heart and hold me tonight
now that you have gone.
Raiders of the sun
have come for everyone
plague of sadness pass me by
plague of sadness passes me by
And all that's dark is gone...
and all that's dark is gone...
And i don't know baby if i can leave to night
and i don't know baby if i can leave tonight
Music for my song
golden gifts of love
tiny patterns of your light
tiny patterns touch me inside
And all that's dark is gone..
and all that's dark is gone...
And i don't know baby if i'm living right
and i don't know baby if i'm living right
if i'm living right
if i'm living right
She danced Irish Style and fired waves of leaves and flowers and smashed her down!
Nico: Way to go Xenia!
Me: Nice job Xenia!
Another Ultimate Snare-Oh: That was great Xenia!
Nico: (Gets out 2015 Prince Khor-Ru's Ridewatch) This one we just got recently.
Me: Nice!
Nico: (ACTIVATES IT)
(THE PLAGUES OF THE PRINCE OF EGYPT PLAYS)
[Chorus]
Thus saith the Lord:
Since you refuse to free my people
All through the land of Egypt...
I send a pestilence and plague
Into your house, into your bed
Into your streams, into your streets
Into your drink, into your bread
Upon your cattle, on your sheep
Upon your oxen in your field
Into your dreams, into your sleep
Until you break, until you yield
I send the swarm, I send the horde
Thus saith the Lord
[Moses]
Once I called you brother
Once I thought the chance
to make you laugh
Was all I ever wanted...
[Chorus]
I send the thunder from the sky
I send the fire raining down
[Moses]
And even now I wish that God
had chose another
Serving as your foe on his behalf
Is the last thing that I wanted...
[Chorus]
I send a hail of burning ice
On ev'ry field, on ev'ry town
[Moses]
This was my home
All this pain and devastation
How it tortures me inside
All the innocent who suffer
From your stubbornness and pride...
[Chorus]
I send the locusts on a wind
Such as the world has never seen
On ev'ry leaf, on ev'ry stalk
Until there's nothing left of green
I send my scourge, I send my sword
Thus saith the Lord!
[Moses]
You who I called brother
Why must you call down another blow?
[Chorus]
I send my scourge, I send my sword
[Moses]
Let my people go
[Moses and Chorus]
Thus saith the Lord
[Rameses]
You who I called brother
How could you have come to hate me so?
Is this what you wanted?
[Chorus]
I send the swarm, I send the horde...
[Rameses]
Then let my heart be hardened
And never mind how high the cost may grow
This will still be so:
I will never let your people go...
[Chorus]
Thus saith the Lord:
[Moses]
Thus saith the Lord:
[Rameses]
I will not...
[Moses]
Let my…
[Rameses]
Your…
Moses and Rameses: People GO!
Nico danced and fired waves of blood, frogs, flies, lice, energy, fire and hail, locusts, decay, darkness and lightning and smashed her down!
Me: WHOA! That was awesome!
Xenia: Yeah it was!
Mollie: My turn!
Mollie activated Zzzax's Ridewatch.
(ONLY THE YOUNG BY JOURNEY PLAYS)
Mollie: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHTNING SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Another night in any town
You can hear the thunder of their cry
Ahead of their time
They wonder why
Shadows of a golden age
A generation waits for dawn
Brave carry on
Bold and the strong
Only the young can say
They're free to fly away
Sharing the same desire
Burnin' like wildfire
They're seein' through the promises
And all the lies they dare to tell
Is it heaven or hell?
They know very well
Only the young can say
They're free to fly away
Sharing the same desire
Burnin' like wildfire
Only the young can say
They're free to fly away
Sharing the same desire
Burnin' like wildfire
Only the young can say
Only the young can say
Only the young can say
Only the young can say
Young can say
Only the young can say
She danced and fired waves of lightning and smashed her down!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Camie: That was cool!
Tsuyu: Yeah it was!
Laney: Awesome!
Maria: Let's keep going!
Tsuyu: You don't have to tell me twice! (ACTIVATES THE LIZARD'S RIDEWATCH)
(WALK THE DINOSAUR BY WAS (NOT WAS) PLAYS)
Tsuyu: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DINOSAURS SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
It was a night like this forty million years ago
I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go
The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice
And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo
I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go
That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars
You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars
And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
One night I dreamed of New York
You and I roasting blue pork
In the Statue of Liberty's torch
Elvis landed in a rocket ship
Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared
But where was his beard?
A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird
A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard
It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar
Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar
I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Repeat chorus 2 one time
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
She danced and fired waves of energy and smashed her down!
Nico: YEAH!
Then we heard 2 roars and out of a red wall of fire came EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL URU!
Me: WHOA! Earthbound Immortal Uru!
Roman Goodwin: Looks like you are in for a surprise Nico.
Nico: Really?
Uru: (In a girls voice) You sure are Nico.
Nico: Ariana Ferris!
Uru reverted back and we saw that she was a girl with black hair, red eyes, red shirt and black clothes and red gloves and shoes and had the Spider Nazca Line on her right arm and skirt.
Ariana Ferris: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Carly Atlas: Ariana is going to be both in the M.O.E. and with you guys as well.
Me: Wow! That is cool!
Then another figure came out and it was CYBER END DRAGON!
Me: Whoa! Cyber End Dragon!
Cyber End Dragon: (In a girls voice) Three times the power and fun.
Nico: Amelia Yuki too! Wow!
Amelia reverted back and she was a girl with purple hair and purple clothes.
Amelia Yuki: Awesome to see you again Nico. We'll take care of this.
They fired waves of red energy and purple energy and blasted down Another Ultimate Snare-Oh and I caught the ridewatch and purified it. Then I went over to Camille and she was a girl with orange hair and had a green Irish dance dress on.
I picked her up.
Camille Blarney: Oh what a nasty headache.
Me: But you're okay.
I brought her over.
Chris Taylor came.
Chris Taylor: Qin are you okay?
But, then Qin ran up to Chris Taylor and she hugged him as she cried hard onto his chest, and he hugged her: Qin had gotten her revenge.
Chris Taylor: It's okay Qin. It's all right.
Nico: (to Girl Jordan) My sister's crying because she got her revenge. Any advice on what I should do?
Girl Jordan: Give her some space and let her be for a while. She needs to be comforted.
Nico: You're right.
Me: Don't worry Nico. Qin got justice.
Nico: It's true. And she has her family back.
Mollie: Poor Qin.
Amelia Yuki: Man she went through a nightmare.
Ariana Ferris: I know. Captain Cold told me about everything Qin went through. That was awful.
Nico: Yeah.
Mollie: What are your favorite memories of Nico?
Amelia Yuki: My favorite is when me and Nico were in Tech Ed class and we built an amazing Car Assembly robot and we got an A+ for that. It was awesome too.
Ariana Ferris: And my favorite is where me and Nico did a history report on the Nazca Lines and what they symbolically meant for each line.
Me: Wow that is cool!
Roman Goodwin: It was awesome hearing a bout it.
Me: That is awesome. How does it feel to be in our frenemies?
Ariana Ferris: It feels amazing.
Nico hugged them both.
Nico: I really missed you girls.
Ariana Ferris: We did too Nico.
We went back home. Qin was going to be hurting for a while.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Saber Kamen Riders, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, and Raiden are heading to Burbank, California, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the two girls here, but we got word Salazar The Pushy has returned from the dead again and he still wants revenge on us and the Warners.
Lincoln: Ah, we're here in Burbank, California, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the two girls here, but we got word Salazar The Pushy has returned from the dead again and he still wants revenge on us and the Warners.
Nico: That stupid moron just refuses to take a hint even after he was put down last year.
Me: Yeah, but we're going to make sure he's put down for good.
Yakko: Yeah, he doesn't deserve to live ever again, not after what he did to our parents.
Sir William: I know, son, he will pay for what he's done.
Qin: But, how was this even possible? (Gasps) Oh no, and isn't today the day The Chernabog Sisters make their return?
Lincoln: Yeah, that's right, Qin. Which means one of The Chernabog Sisters must've brought him back from the dead again, but we'll find out which of The Chernabog Sisters was the one who brought him back, and I want to thank you, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, and Lady Mary the Good for joining us, Lord Raiden.
Raiden: It's an honor to join you on your rescue, Lincoln, and Qin was right: today is the day that the Chernabog Sisters have returned. But, where exactly did you and your sisters defeat them at six and a half years ago, Selene?
Selene Emperyous: We defeated them at the ruins of Ördögház, the seat of power for the Old World Coven, and that's where we banished them to Hell and put up the seal.
Lincoln: When Selene found out that's where you defeated The Chernabog Sisters and banished them to Hell, she wasn't too surprised, since Ördögház in Hungarian meant "Devil House" and those twelve were demons. But, now that the seal has been broken, the war is now on.
?: HEEEEELLLLP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of five girls screaming for help, along with the sound of malevolent laughter. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the two girls, but they've been cornered by Salazar The Pushy and he's going to kill them, and Lincoln saw he had the Qliphoth Tree of Death on his forehead, along with the symbol of Mammon.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the two girls, but they've been cornered by Salazar The Pushy and he's going to kill them, and he has the Qliphoth Tree of Death on his forehead, along with the sigil of Mammon.
Laniya Emperyous: (Gasps) Mammon's the Demon Prince of Green, and there's only one person who could've brought him back: Belinda Chernabog, the youngest of The Chernabog Sisters.
?: (Scottish Accent) That greedy monster, let's get him, and that insane and chaotic demon will get hers later on today.
Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Ghostrick Fairy, appear before us.
Nico: Whoa, that's Ghostrick Fairy, awesome.
Lincoln: And I'd recognize that Scottish accent from anywhere, I knew it was you, Tiana Masina, but we'll talk later, let's take down Salazar the Pushy once and for all.
We rushed over, and before Salazar the Pushy could kill the two girls, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at that greedy and murderous sorry excuse for a king, and that allowed the two girls to get to safety in a rainbow energy field created by Lincoln to protect them from Salazar the Pushy, and when Salazar the Pushy saw us, he was really enraged and pissed off again.
Salazar the Pushy: YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING FOOLS! I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR RUINING ME!
Our auras flared up and we got a massive power boost from his hatred.
Nico: Nice to see you're still the same hate-filled greedy monster we killed, but this is going to be the last time we ever have to deal with you.
Suddenly, something within Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner's minds really snapped as the memories of their parents' murder at the hands of Salazar the Pushy and the suffering he caused to all of Acme Falls rushed through their heads, and their eyes turned neon emerald green, neon sapphire blue, and neon rose pink, and they were surrounded by emerald green, sapphire blue, and rose pink energy auras with emerald green lightning, sapphire blue fire, pink rose petals, water, ocean waves, and phoenixes, they had their Defender of Acme Falls mallets in hand, and as they approached Salazar the Pushy, they left emerald green, sapphire blue, and rose pink energy, emerald green lightning bolts, sapphire blue fire, pink rose petals, water, ocean waves, and phoenixes with every step.
Yakko: You really make us sick, Salazar the Pushy, it wasn't bad enough you've caused nothing but pain and suffering to Acme Falls.
Wakko: But, to find out you were the one who murdered our parents in cold blood and kicked us out of the castle and made us orphans.
Dot: We almost would've died if Team Loud Phoenix Storm hadn't come to help us and Acme Falls in our hour of need.
Suddenly, we felt that the Warner Siblings were really getting pissed off, and we were in for one wild explosive rage coming from them.
Yakko: (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) And neither of us will ever forgive you for what you did to our parents, you murdered them in cold blood, stole the throne, and caused never-ending torment all because of your selfishness and greed, and what you almost did in trying to kill us..., YOU'VE CROSSED ONE ACCURSED LINE FAR TOO MANY, YOU GREEDY, HEARTLESS, COLD-BLOODED BASTARD FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HELL!
Wakko: (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR SINS CAN NEVER BE FORGIVEN, FOR THE BLOOD OF OUR PARENTS IS STILL ON YOUR HANDS, SALAZAR THE PUSHY!
Dot: (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) AND AS THE RIGHTFUL RULERS OF ACME FALLS, YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO DEATH, AND IT'LL SERVE AS A WARNING TO BELINA CHERNABOG TELLING HER SHE'S NEXT!
We gasped at the explosive extent of Yakko, Wakko, and Dot's rage, and it was deadlier than 150,000 tons of dynamite.
Nico: UH OH!
Me: Oh man, now they've really exploded with rage, and it's deadlier than 150,000 tons of dynamite!
Eli: This isn't going to end well, HIT THE DECK, THEY'RE GOING TO EXPLODE!
We took cover, as Yakko, Wakko, and Dot screamed like mad toons and they were surrounded by three massive vortexes of emerald green, sapphire blue, and hot pink energy with emerald green lightning, sapphire blue fire, and pink rose petals, water, and ocean waves surrounding the vortexes, there's an emerald green, sapphire blue, and hot pink phoenix flying around the vortexes, and in the vortexes are black and white phoenixes. Then, as the vortexes faded, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner emerged, but they were changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Yakko Warner grew from 7'0" to 7'5" in height, he now has retains his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has emerald green highlights in the bangs of his full head of long black hair reaching the bottom of his neck, he has anime-style eyes, he has beautiful neon emerald green eyes, and an emerald green energy aura with emerald green lightning, emerald green lightning bolts, emerald green fire, and emerald green phoenixes surrounding him, he has an emerald green phoenix with lightning in its wings emblazoned on his forehead, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with emerald green gems embedded in the gold lightning bolts and emerald green crystal links and an emerald green phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony in the center and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with emerald green gems for eyes and holding the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant on his bare chest. Yakko Warner has on an emerald green version of He Man 2002's loincloth with long emerald green trenchcoat flaps with green lightning bolts and a phoenix on the coattails, large dark blue shorts with emerald green lightning bolts on them, large gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs, large gold-plated greaves, large gold armored boots, he now has nine large emerald green orbs orbiting around his legs, and he has an emerald green phoenix with emerald green lightning bolts and the Warner Bros logo in its claws tattooed on his wider and more muscular back. Suddenly, Yakko felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive midnight black angel wings with emerald green tips on the black feathers and his tail grew longer for his new body. Yakko has on his signature white gloves and a Ring of The Phoenix with large emerald gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Green Lantern corps ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of his large left hand.
Suddenly, Yakko Warner's Defender of Acme Falls mallet and all the swords he'd got began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of emerald green energy, emerald green lightning bolts, emerald green fire, and emerald green phoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Yakko Warner's Emerald Green Electric Lightningstorm Giant Mallet of Acme Falls' Comedic Justice, it's a brand-new giant mallet measuring at 7'1" in length with a massive golden barrel-shaped head with an emerald gem in the center and two gold-plated cylinder heads at the ends of the barrel-shaped head and an emerald gem surrounded by a gold ring on top of the barrel-shaped head with gold phoenix coiling around one end of the long sturdy black handle and on the other end is a large golden ring and on the bottom is a large emerald green gem surrounded by a gold ring for the weighted pommel, he has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with emerald green gems on his wrists, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold phoenix head with emerald green gems for eyes and a large emerald green gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's an emerald green kanji below the phoenix that said, "Yakko Warner, Loving Eldest Sibling and Leader of The Warner Siblings, Star from Animaniacs, King and Savior of Acme Falls, Loving Son of Sir William the Good and Lady Mary the Good, Destroyer of Salazar the Pushy and the Greedy, Archenemy of Chicken Boo, Slayer of Evil, and Destroyer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Cartoon Logic, Fast-Talk, Emerald Green Lightning, and Emerald Green Fire"
ヤッコ・ワーナー、愛する最年長の兄弟でワーナー兄弟のリーダー、アニマニアックスのスター、アクメ・フォールズの王であり救世主、サー・ウィリアム・ザ・グッドとレディ・メアリー・ザ・グッドの愛する息子、強引で貪欲なサラザールの破壊者、チキン・ブーの大敵、悪のスレイヤー、悪の駆逐艦、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、漫画の論理、ファストトーク、エメラルドグリーンの稲妻、エメラルドグリーンの火の達人
Yakko Warner has transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA EMERALD GREEN SUPERCELL LIGHTNING FIRESTORM COMEDIC PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE EMERALD GREEN FIRE ELECTRICSTORM COMEDIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE EMERALD GREEN FIRESTORM LIGHTNING COMEDIC JUSTICE!
Wakko Warner grew from 7'0" to 7'5" in height, he now has retains his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has sapphire blue highlights in the bangs of his full head of long black hair reaching the bottom of his neck along with his hat on, he has anime-style eyes, he has beautiful neon sapphire blue eyes, and a sapphire blue energy aura with sapphire blue lightning, sapphire blue lightning bolts, sapphire blue fire, and sapphire blue phoenixes surrounding him, he has a sapphire blue phoenix with fire in its wings emblazoned on his forehead, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with sapphire blue gems embedded in the gold lightning bolts and sapphire blue crystal links and a sapphire blue phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony in the center and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with sapphire blue gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant on his bare chest. Wakko Warner has on a long black trenchcoat with sapphire blue flames on the coattails and on the back of the trenchcoat is a sapphire blue phoenix with flames on its wings and the Warner Bros. logo in its claws, dark blue shirt and red phoenix, long dark blue pants, silver-armored black knee-high combat boots, and he now has nine large sapphire orbs orbiting around his legs. Suddenly, Wakko felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive midnight black angel wings with sapphire blue tips on the black feathers and his tail grew longer for his new body. Wakko has on his signature white gloves and Ring of The Phoenix with large sapphire blue gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern corps ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of his large left hand.
Suddenly, Wakko Warner's Defender of Acme Falls mallet and all the swords he'd got began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of sapphire blue energy, sapphire blue lightning bolts, sapphire blue fire, and sapphire blue phoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Wakko Warner's Sapphire Blue Firestorm Giant Mallet of Acme Falls' Comedic Justice, it's a brand-new giant mallet measuring at 7'1" in length with a massive golden barrel-shaped head with a sapphire blue gem in the center and two gold-plated cylinder heads at the ends of the barrel-shaped head and a sapphire blue gem surrounded by a gold ring on top of the barrel-shaped head with gold phoenix coiling around one end of the long sturdy black handle and on the other end is a large golden ring and on the bottom is a large sapphire blue gem surrounded by a gold ring for the weighted pommel, he has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with sapphire blue gems on his wrists, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold phoenix head with sapphire blue gems for eyes and a large sapphire blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a sapphire blue kanji below the phoenix that said, "Wakko Warner, Loving Middle Sibling of The Warner Siblings, Star from Animaniacs, King and Savior of Acme Falls, Loving Son of Sir William the Good and Lady Mary the Good, Destroyer of Salazar the Pushy and the Greedy, Archenemy of Chicken Boo, Slayer of Evil, and Destroyer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Cartoon Logic, Violence, Sapphire Blue Lightning, and Sapphire Blue Fire"
ワッコ・ワーナー、ワーナー兄弟 の愛する真ん中の兄弟、アニマニアックスのスター、アクメ フォールズ の王と救世主、サー・ウィリアム・ザ・グッド と レディ・メアリー・ザ・グッド の愛する息子、強引で貪欲な サラザール の破壊者、チキンブー の大敵、スレイヤー悪の破壊者、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、漫画の論理、暴力、サファイアブルーの稲妻、サファイアブルーの火の達人
Wakko Warner has transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA SAPPHIRE BLUE FIRESTORM COMEDIC PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE SAPPHIRE BLUE FIRE COMEDIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE SAPPHIRE BLUE FIRESTORM COMEDIC JUSTICE!
And Dot Warner grew from 5'11" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has neon hot pink highlights in the bangs of her full head of long black hair reaching the bottom of her neck and her pink flower beret, she has neon hot pink eyes and a hot pink energy aura with hot pink rose petals, water, ocean waves, and hot pink phoenixes surrounding her, she has a hot pink phoenix with water in its wings emblazoned on her forehead, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with hot pink gems on the gold water drops and hot pink crystal links and in the center is a hot pink phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with hot pink gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant, she has on a short-sleeved white blouse with a hot pink phoenix on it, hot pink skirt with ocean waves on it, hot pink high heels, and a long hot pink sleeveless trenchcoat with ocean waves on the coattails and a phoenix with ocean waves around it and flower petals in its wings and the Warner Bros. logo in its claws on the back. Suddenly, Dot felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with hot pink tips on the large black feathers, and her tail's gotten longer for her new body. Dot has on her has on his signature white gloves and Ring of The Phoenix with large hot pink gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Dot Warner's Defender of Acme Falls mallet and all the swords she'd got began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of hot pink energy, hot pink rose petals, water, ocean waves, and hot pink phoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Dot Warner's Hot Pink Flower Maelstrom Giant Mallet of Acme Falls' Comedic Justice, it's a brand-new giant mallet measuring at 7'1" in length with a massive golden barrel-shaped head with a hot pink gem in the center and two gold-plated cylinder heads at the ends of the barrel-shaped head and a hot pink gem surrounded by a gold ring on top of the barrel-shaped head with gold phoenix coiling around one end of the long sturdy black handle and on the other end is a large golden ring and on the bottom is a large sapphire blue gem surrounded by a gold ring for the weighted pommel, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with hot pink gems on her wrists, her new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold phoenix head with hot pink gems for eyes and a large hot pink gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a hot pink kanji below the phoenix that said, "Dot Warner, Loving Youngest Sibling of The Warner Siblings, Star from Animaniacs, Queen and Savior of Acme Falls, Loving Son of Sir William the Good and Lady Mary the Good, Destroyer of Salazar the Pushy and the Greedy, Archenemy of Chicken Boo, Slayer of Evil, and Destroyer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Cartoon Logic, Cuteness, Water, and Flowers"
ドット・ワーナー、ワーナー兄弟の愛する最年少の兄弟、アニマニアックスのスター、アクメ・フォールズの女王と救世主、サー・ウィリアム・ザ・グッドとレディ・メアリー・ザ・グッドの愛する息子、強引で貪欲なサラザールの破壊者、チキン・ブーの大敵、スレイヤー悪の支配者であり、悪の破壊者であり、混乱し、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして漫画の論理、可愛さ、水、花の達人
Dot Warner's transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA HOT PINK MAELSTROM FLORAL COMEDIC PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE HOT PINK WATERSTORM FLOWER COMEDIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE HOT PINK FLORAL MAELSTROM COMEDIC LOVE!
We were amazed by the Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformations of Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, and when Salazar the Pushy saw them, he went mad with rage and insanity and tried to shoot them with his gun, only to get hit with an emerald green energy blast infused with emerald green lightning fired by Yakko and he was electrocuted, Wakko fired a sapphire blue energy blast infused with sapphire blue fire at Salazar the Pushy and he was badly burned, and Dot fired a hot pink energy blast infused with hot pink petals, water, and ocean waves and he was drenched.
Yakko: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Emerald Green Lightning Firestorm Comedic Phoenix and Divine Comedic Lightning Firestorm Justice) And now, it's time for you to die for good, Salazar the Pushy.
Wakko: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Sapphire Blue Firestorm Lightning Comedic Phoenix and Divine Comedic Firestorm Lightning Hope) Your days of tormenting Acme Falls are over.
Dot: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Hot Pink Waterstorm Floral Comedic Phoenix and Divine Comedic Maelstrom Love) Now, we'll make sure you never come back!
Lincoln: Your days of terrorizing Acme Falls are over, Salazar the Pushy! And if you're watching from the ruins of Ördögház, Belinda Chernabog, you're next.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Qin, Raiden, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Salazar the Pushy and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot attacked him with their new giant mallets and they literally flattened him all over the place, but then, Lincoln delivered the final blow by firing three blades of light from his massive greatsword and they pierced Salazar the Pushy and since the blades were made of pure light and Salazar the Pushy was brought back by Satanic magic, the blades destroyed the Qliphoth Tree of Death and the Seal of Mammon on him, and he was damned to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and powered down and Yakko, Wakko, and Dot's new bodies, weapons, jewelry, clothes, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Yakko: That's the last time Salazar dares to come back.
Lincoln: And this is going to serve as a warning to Belinda Chernabog, telling her she's next when she flies out from the ruins of Ördögház to kill us. (To Tiana Masina) And it's so good to see you again, Tiana Masina.
Tiana Masina reverted back to normal, and she was a beautiful girl with short neck-length midnight black hair, crimson red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings and she reigned in the power of Ghostrick Fairy, and she's dressed in a sleeveless midnight black open blouse, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, sleeveless midnight black jewel-encrusted skirt, midnight black lace stockings, midnight black heeled sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, ghosts, and fairies on the coattails and Ghostrick Fairy on the back and holstered on her back is a Ghostrick Fairy-themed large greatsword with Ghostrick Fairy etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large fairy heads for the crossguard, large crimson red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large fairy heads and a large crimson red gem on the bottom of the large fairy heads for the pommel.
Tiana Masina: (Scottish Accent) Aye, you too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's good to see you again, Ursula.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal: (Scottish Accent) You too, Tiana.
Lincoln went up to Tiana Masina and he hugged her, and Tiana Masina is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice and seeing the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Tiana Masina: (Scottish Accent) Aye, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails, that's really new, and you've also really grown so much bigger in muscle, you can land an airplane on that more wider and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and also, cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Tiana Masina, she's my Guardian Angel from Scotland and my classmate in English and she's one of Ursula Truaigheaingeal's friends from Scotland and another of the Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. Tiana was born with beautiful angel wings and she's skilled with magic and she knows how to summon elemental fairies and she knows about Scotland's long history and that included the history of Loch Loud and Duke McLoud's family.
Me: That's really cool.
Lincoln: Yep, and she's defended me from the absolute worst of Lynn's wrath and she also unleashed all kinds of fairy mischief on Lynn and it really drove her crazy to the point that she apologized to me, and it didn't end with Lynn getting grounded, it ended with me forgiving her and we hugged.
Nico: Now, that's a really big change, Linc. Usually, after one of your Guardian Angels gets done with teaching Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan a lesson, it ended with them getting grounded, but this one ending with Lynn apologizing and you forgiving her and you guys hugged it out. Now, this we're so going to love hearing.
Tiana Masina: (Scottish Accent) You'll love it, lad. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something I want to give you: I want to give you my blood.
We gasped at her request, including Lincoln.
Lincoln: Tiana, are you absolutely sure?
Tiana Masina: (Scottish Accent) (Smiles) More than anything, after all, I'm going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and Ursula and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.
Lincoln looked into the eyes of Tiana Masina and he saw she's really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to her, and he hugged her waist in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down to her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Tiana Masina's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystals links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love around her neck.
Tiana Masina: (Scottish Accent)(Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means, just like Ursula, you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Tiana.
Tiana Masina had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Tiana Masina's waist and she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leans down to her face and kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the two girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The two girls are Lucia Nahashi and Sumire Takahana from Venus VS Virus.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Lucia Nahashi and Sumire Takahana from Venus VS Virus.
Nicole: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Lucia Nahashi: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Lucia Nahashi and Sumire Takahana saw who it was that saved them Salazar the Pushy, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird and Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white werewolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Lucia Nahashi: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made a clone of himself, and he and his clone went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Lucia Nahashi: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Lucia Nahashi and Sumire Takahana with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and they were shocked to find out that the villain we went after was Salazar the Pushy, who returned from the dead again for revenge, and even worse: it was at the hands of Belinda Chernabog, the youngest of The Chernabog Sisters, when they saw the Qliphoth Tree of Death and Seal of Mammon on his forehead, and that's the tell-tale sign that The Chernabog Sisters have returned.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Yakko, Wakko, and Dot exploding with deadly rage and transforming and all of us pulverizing Salazar the Pushy and Lincoln dealing the final blow with the blades of light which condemned Salazar the Pushy to The Black Gates forever, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Tiana Masina have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town.
Maria: I can't believe it, so Salazar the Pushy came back, and even worse: it was at the hands of Belinda Chernabog, the youngest of The Chernabog Sisters.
Lincoln: Yep, but Laniya and I will be ready for her later on today, and we also found out that not only those villains they brought back will have the Qliphoth Tree of Life on their foreheads, but they'll also have a Seal of The Demonic Princes on them.
Selene Emperyous: Being able to put up a Seal of The Demonic Princes on the villains they bring back from the dead, that's one of their demonic powers, but those blades of light Lincoln fired at Salazar the Pushy, those blades were known as The Light Swords of St. Michael, they've not only removed the Qliphoth Tree of Death and the Seal of Mammon, but it also condemned him to The Black Gates forever.
Lincoln: So, I've got a new weapon and technique to use on those brought back by Adrastea and her demonic sisters, awesome!
Nico: Oh, it's war now!
After finally destroying Salazar the Pushy forever and pissing off Belinda Chernabog, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and Tiana Masina saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Tiana Masina: (Scottish Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Tiana, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Tiana Masina: (Scottish Accent) That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much bigger you've gotten in muscle mass.
Nico: You got that right. So, Tiana, how did you defend Lincoln from the absolute worst of Lynn's wrath and it ended with her not getting grounded and apologizing to Lincoln, and how they hugged it out in the end?
Tiana Masina: (Scottish Accent) You're going to like this. One day, I was with Lincoln and we were at Gus' Games and Grub for some fun and games, and we were joined by the other Guardian Angels, but our day of fun got ruined when we heard a scream of rage, and we saw who it was that made the scream of rage: it was Lynn and she was really out for blood. When some of the other Guardian Angels saw them, they wanted to finish what they started and kill them, but I stopped them and I summoned some elemental fairies who drove off Lynn and sent her running, and later on, they began to unleash all kinds of mischief on Lynn and the mischief really drove her crazy to the point that she ran back to the house and she apologized to Lincoln for all the times she's tried to kill him, and she was crying like crazy and for the first time, she had remorse in her eyes. Lincoln, knowing that those were the words from the real Lynn, went up to her and he hugged her and she hugged him back and she was still crying hard into his chest, and everyone else joined in on the hug.
Many of us who weren't in the team at the time didn't have a dry eye in their eyes, they were crying tears of happiness.
Nico: (Sniffles) Now, that's what I call a happy ending.
Me: I still remembered that day and it was really sweet, and the others also remembered that day as well, and we saw it was a sign that Lynn was breaking free from her violent Dark Side.
Lincoln: This was something that we finally experienced in years: Lynn breaking free from her violent Dark Side and finally letting her true self out, and then, she was finally freed when Dark Lynn broke loose and came out into the open. But, now, we're finally freed from that violent animal, along with the other violent Dark Sides of the Louds for good.
Me: You got that right, Lincoln.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, me and my harem were heading to Aquarium Park.
I snapped my fingers was dressed in a large white speedo with a phoenix surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and white flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, my jewelry and my accessories, gold metal bands on my massive biceps and thighs, and I had my weapons holstered in case of trouble, and my harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis, sandals, jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Camie: Wow, so this is Aquarium Park, J.D.?
Me: Yep, Nico and his harem, along with Lincoln and his harem, and Clyde and his harem have been to here before, and now, it's our turn. Shall we?
My harem and I dived in and we saw the marine life there and we also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun, and we went back to the sand and we had a game of volleyball and my harem got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw me lift up a 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbell he summoned. Then, we had some lunch, and then, I made clones of himself, and me and the clones went up to the girls in my harem and we hugged the girls in our abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the girls wrap their left arms around the thick muscular necks of me and my clones, and they placed their right hands on the massive wide and muscular left pecs of me and my clones, and we shared a passionate and romantic kiss, and then, we came back home to The World Tree Estate and we were back in our original clothes, and Lincoln and Nico also saw I had lipstick marks all over my face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.
Lincoln: Hey, J.D., how was your date?
Me: Really awesome, Linc, we went to Aquarium Park.
Camie: (Seductively and rubs her hands on my massive pecs) And we definitely had a fun time there, honey.
Camie kissed me on the lips again, and my face turned atomic red and steam came out of my ears, but I also returned it, and I did the same with all the other girls in my harem and everyone saw the same thing.
Lincoln: And I hope you didn't run into any trouble, J.D.
Varie: We didn't run into any trouble while we were there, and Belinda Chernabog couldn't do a single thing, since demons can't stand running water, and it'll burn them like acid.
Laniya Emperyous: And that's what we're going to hit Belinda Chernabog with when we get after her later on today.
Lincoln: I won't be surprised she'll be screeching like crazy if we blast her with water, Laniya.
Nico: Even though they have the powers of the demonic princess of Hell, The Chernabog Sisters still have the very weaknesses of the demons.
Lincoln: And that's what we're going to exploit to our advantage, Nico.
Later we were watching TV.
Eustace was reading his paper.
Eustace. Stupid Dog! (Gets out Ugly Mask) OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
Courage: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Eustace laughed at him and then…
KRABONK!
Eustace got bashed on his head by Muriel and Francesca.
Eustace: OW! What did I do!
Me: (LAUGHS) That always cracks me up.
I saw the mascots not up yet and I looked at the clock and it was 11:17 AM.
Me: Wow it's almost noon. The Mascots should have been up.
Marium: Are the mascots seriously still asleep?!
Nico: Yeah. I think their alarm clock is broken.
We went and checked on them.
We looked into their room and saw that they were sound asleep and their alarm clock was busted.
Me: Uh oh. They need a new alarm clock.
Marsupilami: Time to wake them up with another alarm clock.
SpongeBob: You can use mine.
Me: Cool. Thanks SpongeBob.
I plugged my ears with my wings and turned it on.
FOGHORN ALARM!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNKKK! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNKKK! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNKKK! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNKKK!.
The mascots screamed as they were awakened! At 11:21 A.M.!
Brawl: Morning, guys!
Lily: Wow SpongeBob your alarm clock is cool.
SpongeBob: Thanks Lily.
Poromon: Man that is loud! What time is it?
Me: 11:22 AM. You guys slept in.
Poromon: OH MAN! We're late!
Poliwag: Why didn't you guys wake us up earlier!?
Me: Well your alarm clock was broken. Look.
They saw it was broken.
Manaphy: Oh man! We'll have to get a new one.
Nico: We'll have to go to a clock shop after today's mission.
We went and got the mascots an all they could eat lunch and breakfast.
Poromon: Did we miss anything while we were asleep?
Prowl: Well, Nico's gonna have a Hell of a time cheering Qin up.
Poromon: What happened?
Me: Qin got her revenge on the monster that killed her mom and dad. I called her mom and dad in and Chris is trying his hardest to help her. After our rescue she went into her room and hasn't stopped crying ever since.
Camie: Poor girl.
Nico: I feel really bad for her.
Wendy Sapphira: Me too.
We saw Qin in her room crying hard. She was sitting on her bed looking out the window into space over the planet and Chris was comforting her.
Me: I don't know how much longer I can stand to see her like this.
Grave Clobber: Nico, which teams have you made this time?
Nico: Dan's group will include Nate, Francesca, Courage, Eustace, and Muriel. Maria's group will include Mirai Cheng, Dinobot, Scorponok, Bonecrusher, and Transquito.
Me: Wow! Good choices.
Francesca: Bout Time I got put in a team.
Courage: Mm-hee.
Muriel: Oh how lovely.
Dinobot: It will be a most battle.
Scorponok: It sure will.
Nico: Before we get ready lets help Qin.
We went into her room.
Me: Qin?
Qin was crying hard.
Qin: (Crying) I'm sorry guys!
Me: Qin it's not your fault. You got justice.
Qin: (Crying) Then why does it hurt so bad!?
Nico: Because you're feeling a huge weight lift off you.
Qin: Nico, I'm so sorry!
Nico: For what? You didn't do anything.
Qin: YES, I DID! I KILLED OUT OF REVENGE!
Nico: But it was understandable. I'm not mad at you.
Qin: But you should be! I DESERVE TO BE PUNISHED!
Nico: Say what?
Qin: I WANT TO BE PUNISHED, NICO! PUNISHED, I SAY!
Me: Qin calm down!
Her parents came in.
Sakuya Cheng: Qin?
Qin: Mom! Dad!
Nathan Cheng: Qin listen. What you did avenged us and we're really proud of you.
Thinking quickly, Nico went outside and got some flowers. And he went back in with said flowers and gave them to Qin.
Nico: Here, Qin. These are from Chris!
Chris Taylor: Nico, I didn't-
Qin: (continues crying) Oh, Nico! I don't deserve such kindness from the two of you!
Poor Qin.
Me: Man she is really broken.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: I wasn't this sad when I got my revenge. That was forced upon me.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico then saw some ice skaters on TV.
Nico: (in my head) That might work. (out loud) Hey, Qin! Look at this!
Qin looked as Nico was doing sort of a weird dance between ballet and ice-skating... and sucking badly.
Nico: (singing badly) IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRIST-MAS! EEEVERYWHERE YOU GOOOOOO…..!
Qin just cried harder.
Me: Okay that was a poor impression.
May: But it was a good try.
Nico: Yeah.
Qin stopped crying as Poliwag cuddled up to her.
Poromon: It'll be all right Qin. You did good.
Nico: Yeah Qin.
Poromon: Yeah.
Qin: (Sniffles) Oh Poromon. Thank you guys. Thank you.
Qin hugged him.
Nico: Honestly, trying to cheer you up was like dealing with a woman on her peroid.
Lynn: Yeah no kidding. I know that feeling myself.
Laney: Oh boy.
Izzy Moonbow: I know what else will work.
Izzy fired a beam of magic and then…
LOUD FART!
Nico farted a big one!
Nico: What the!?
Izzy Moonbow: (LAUGHS)
Me: Boy that was a GAS!
Luan: (LAUGHS) Good one Izzy! And you too J.D.!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!
Nico then tooted I Wish I was In Dixie!
Qin laughed hysterically!
Nico: YEAH!
We laughed hysterically at that!
Me: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Nice one Izzy!
Zipp Storm: Yeah that was funny!
Qin was laughing hysterically!
She calmed down.
Poliwag: Feel better, Qin?
Qin: (LAUGHS) YOU BET I AM! (Laughs) Nico farting made it all better.
Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Chris Taylor: Yeah that was awesome!
Me: Nice move there Izzy.
Poliwag: You know, I wonder how Garfield's doing.
Me: I was just about to wonder the same thing. But good thing you brought that up Poliwag. I got this report from Sheila. I found out that Happy Chapman, the deranged lunatic that kidnapped Oddie before escaped from prison.
Qin: Oh man!
Xenia: Who is Happy Chapman?
Camie: I was about to ask the same thing.
Me: You would not like this guy. He is one nasty son of a bitch.
I went over his history.
Happy Chapman (simply known as Chapman) is the main antagonist of the 2004 live-action comedy film Garfield: The Movie. He is a disgruntled pet idol and Garfield's archenemy.
He was portrayed by Stephen Tobolowsky, who also played Jerry Barkley on Justified, Uncle Ubb in The Lorax, Ronald Tompkins in Toy Story of Terror! and Ferris Boyle in the Batman: Arkham Origins DLC Cold, Cold Heart.
Happy Chapman is a TV host who expresses true happiness on his show using his cat Persnikitty as an example, but later reveals that he is actually an arrogant, greedy, selfish man who is severely allergic to cats, abuses his butler Wendell and is dissatisfied with his job as TV pet show host. Chapman wishes for a dog to star in his show so he can overshadow his more successful twin brother, Walter the news anchor in fame and expresses his jealousy towards him as well.
Later on, Jon and Odie go on a date with Liz (with Garfield towing along) where she is judging a dog show, where Chapman also happens to be one of the judges. Garfield accidentally enters through the curtain that leads to the stage, and all the dogs chase after him. To stop the chaos, the dog show host orders the DJ to start the music. The DJ turns on the radio and Black Eyed Peas' "Hey Mama" (the same song Garfield and Odie danced to earlier) starts playing, and Odie runs out of Jon's lap and does his little hind dance, and steals the show, becoming the unexpected winner. Chapman, amazed by Odie's extreme talent, tries offers Jon to make him his new star pupil, but Jon respectfully declines as he wishes to have a normal pet. Chapman, hiding his anger, still gives Jon his business card in case he changes his mind before looking at Odie with his greedy eyes.
When Odie ran away from home due to Garfield locking him out, Chapman, taking advantage, lied to Mrs. Baker, the elderly woman who put up the poster, that Odie was his dog and put him in his show before he (presumably) placing Persnikitty in the pound. He then took out a dreaded shock collar, despite Wendell reminding him that he promised he'd never use the collar, claiming it to be cruel and inhumane. Chapman dismisses Wendell's concern, claiming the collar to be Odie's "future" and threateningly asks Wendell if he has a problem with that, to which Wendell timidly responds "no."
Meanwhile, Garfield notices Odie on The Happy Chapman Show when he surfs through the channels on the TV. Upon learning that Chapman plans to move the set to New York City, Garfield, in his nobelist decision yet, leaves the house to go to the Telegraph Tower (the tall building where they film Chapman's show) to find Odie.
After a series of mishaps, Garfield finally manages to make it to the Telegraph Tower, and eventually finds Odie in Chapman's office. Garfield apologizes to the dog for how much of a jerk he's been to him. Before Garfield can free Odie, however, Chapman and Wendell enter the room, forcing Garfield to hide. Chapman places the shock collar on the dog's neck, then activates it, creating a powerful and painful electric jolt that forces Odie to do back-flips. Chapman even sadistically laughs at the dog's pain from the powerful jolts, before he and Wendell leave the building to catch their train. Disgusted at Chapman's actions, Garfield tries to follow him, but gets captured by Animal Control and is locked up in the pound.
Meanwhile, Jon and Liz arrive at Mrs. Baker's house after seeing Odie's poster, only for her to tell them that Chapman had already taken him. Realizing Chapman tricked her into believing Odie was his dog, Jon and Liz rush off to find Chapman and rescue Odie and Garfield.
At the pound, Garfield is surprised to see Persnikitty in another cage. Persnikitty explains that he is furious at Chapman's betrayal towards him by replacing him with Odie before coldly throwing him in the pound and his real name is really Sir Roland. To get back at his former owner, Sir Roland collaborates with Garfield on an escape. When a family arrives at the pound to adopt a cat, Sir Roland takes advantage, realizing that it is the perfect opportunity for escaping the pound. Just as he is about to be given to the couple's daughter, Sir Roland runs out of the pound officer's arms and presses the red emergency button, which opens all the cages and all the dogs and cats flee out the door. Garfield resumes his search and heads for the train station.
Back at the Telegraph Tower, Jon and Liz arrive at Chapman's office and Jon sees cat pawprints on the floor and realizes Garfield had been there. A security guard suddenly comes up from behind Jon and Liz and asks them if they need help from him. Jon tells the security guard that they're looking for Happy Chapman, and the guard tells them that Chapman is on his way to the train station and taking a train to New York City, and Jon and Liz rush out and head for the train station as well.
At the train station, Garfield is too late to stop Chapman's train from departing. Jon and Liz also see the train depart and rush to the reception desk and beg the receptionist to stop the train, but she tells them there is nothing she can do about it. However, Garfield sneaks into the control room, sabotages Chapman's train route by frantically switches the tracks, that leads to an impending train wreck and manages hits an emergency control to make the train return to the station. Garfield reunites with Odie, and the two escape. However, Chapman sees them escaping through the train's window while getting in a fight with some waiter and conductor, and he rushes out of the train and gives chase at them.
Chapman eventually corners Garfield and Odie in the luggage area and threatens Odie with the shock collar before he grabbing the latter to put the shock collar on him again. Angry that Happy will abuse Odie and make him perform against his will, Garfield lunges at Chapman, but an evil Chapman tosses him aside. However, the pound animals that Garfield helped free (led by Sir Roland) arrive to the rescue Odie from Chapman, who cowardly tries to escape, and as they corner Chapman.
Chapman gets scratched and bitten by numerous cats and dogs, while the rats place the collar on his own neck. Garfield and Odie give Chapman two electric jolts as a satisfying payback. Jon and Liz then arrive and come face to face with the dazed Chapman. Jon furiously punches Chapman in the face for stealing his pets and then is reunited with Garfield and Odie. Happy Chapman is then arrested by the police and sent to jail for his crimes during on the news coverage by a reporter, Abby Shields making her report about Happy (referred as "deranged man") with his shock collar and complaining crazily. As Happy is arrested, Walter while on the air takes another jab at his humiliated brother before signing off.
After Chapman's arrest, it is presumed that his show is now officially canceled and suffers his losses of his fortune as he remains in prison.
When I was done everyone was shocked!
Nico: WHOA MAN!
Xenia: Monster!
Fluttershy: That low life meanie!
Then Firefly, Plastique, Whiteout, Ghost, Gearhead, Molten Man, Trickster, Loki, Cad Bane, Vortex, Evil Heat Man, Genbu, Lexaeus, Lady Quark, Quark, Teen Tornado, Red Guy, Ed Bighead, Neopolitan, and Weather Report appeared.
Red Guy: Heeel-o! It's us! The Masters of Evil!
Whiteout: Can me, Firefly, Plastique, Ghost, Gearhead, Molten Man, Trickster, Loki, Cad Bane, and Vortex go with you guys?
Lexaeus: Me, Evil Heat Man, Genbu, Lady Quark, Quark, Teen Tornado, Red Guy, Ed Bighead, Neopolitan, and Weather Report will come as well.
Nico: Yes you all can come with.
Evil Heat Man saw Qin's puffy eyes and tear stains.
Evil Heat Man: Oh man Qin are you all right? You look like you were crying for a while.
Qin: I was.
Me: Long story on that.
Cheetah: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: I'm hoping to meet one for Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu as well as ones for the Flower Princesses:
Marina, Princess of Sunflowers,
Chirubime, Princess of Autumn Leaves,
Talaya, Princess of Cherry Blossoms,
Number 87: Queen of The Night,
Tonasu, Princess of Pumpkins,
Serena, Princess of Rafflesias,
Tytannial, Princess of Camellias,
Periallis, Empress of Blossoms,
And Mardel, Generaider Boss of Light.
Me: Ooh! Beautiful and full of nature.
Qin: Yeah those are beautiful.
Laney: They sure are.
Carly Atlas: You'll be in for a surprise when you meet the gene-slammer for Aslla Piscu.
Nico: Can't wait Carly.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye and the red iris of Lynn's Third Eye of The Buddha glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was: the figure was none other than Belinda Chernabog, the youngest of The Chernabog Sisters, and she's major-leagued pissed off that we killed Salazar the Pushy and ruined her fun, and now, she's coming here to get her revenge on us, and even worse, she's bringing the rest of her sisters with her. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, Lynn, is someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and as we guessed it: the dark energy signal we sensed belonged to Belinda Chernabog, the youngest of The Chernabog Sisters, and she's major-leagued pissed off that we killed Salazar the Pushy and ruined her fun.
Lynn: And now, she's coming here to get her revenge on us, and even worse, she's bringing the rest of her sisters with her.
We gasped.
Nico: Oh shit, we really pissed her off if she's bringing the rest of her sisters to watch as she tries to get revenge on us for ruining her fun.
Laniya Emperyous: I should've known Belinda would get the rest of her sisters involved, she really is a sore loser.
Lincoln: A sore loser who's about to have her demonic wings ripped out of her back for all of the evil things she and the rest of them have done.
Me: Wait, while you guys are busy dealing with Belinda Chernabog, we need to keep the rest of her sisters away.
Selene Emperyous: Not to worry, we already have a spell to keep the rest of The Chernabog Sisters at bay and it'll last until Belinda Chernabog has been destroyed.
Nico: Now, that's some awesome planning, Selene. Alright, gang, let's go, we need to help Garfield take down Happy Chapman.
Lincoln: That disgruntled pet idol needs to be stopped for good, and once we get through with him and send him to jail, you're through, Belinda Chernabog, and this'll serve as a warning to the rest of your demonic sisters.
Firefly: We better get to Garfield before Happy can!
Evil Heat Man: Let's get to it then!
Nico: Good thing he isn't that far.
Me: Yeah also it will take a while for Happy to get here.
Happy (Fairy Tail): I'm right here.
Me: Oh no not you Happy. This is another Happy. Happy Chapman.
Happy (Fairy Tail): Oh right. Sorry.
Nico: Lets head out.
We were off to Garfield's house which was located near the park.
We were walking down the street to Garfield's home.
Me: At least we won't have to go far.
We then arrived at Garfield's house.
Me: There it is.
We went up to the door and knocked on it.
Bruiser Cruiser: Garfield, are you there?!
Garfield answered it.
Garfield: Hey guys! Welcome.
Me: Hey Garfield! Awesome to see you.
Xenia: Yeah it sure is.
Quark: Can we come in?
Gearhead: And what vehicle can I use around here?
Me: Plenty of cars to use.
Gearhead: Good.
Garfield: Sure come on in.
We went in.
Qin: Boy you have been busy eating lasagna?
Garfield: You know it.
We saw hundreds of trays of lasagna.
All of them empty.
Me: WHOA! That is more lasagna than anyone can eat in a lifetime.
Laney: No kidding there.
Courage's stomach growled and then as he was going to the kitchen he stepped on Eustace's foot.
CRUNCH!
Eustace: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
His foot was swollen and in pain!
Eustace: YOU STUPID DOG! I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU!
He strangled Courage!
KRABONK!
Francesca and Muriel bashed Eustace on his head with a rolling pin.
Eustace let him go.
Eustace: OW! What did I do!?
Garfield: You guys want any?
Jindrax: Don't mind if I do!
I made more lasagna with a Lasagna tree that will give him an endless supply of Lasagna.
Nico: Nice.
We got to eating lasagna.
Me: Mmm! Cheesy and meaty.
Ed: Ow my liver. Ow my spleen. Ow my lasagna.
Edd: Ed lasagna isn't an organ.
Ed: Oh yeah.
Eddy: Shut up Ed.
Garfield: (to the Mascots) I heard you guys slept in.
Poromon: We were very sleepy.
Red Guy: Damn right you were!
Trickster: You 4 want to get some more sleep?
Poromon: Nah we're good.
Me: Besides they couldn't help it. Their alarm clock was busted.
Qin: Yeah.
Garfield: Qin are you okay? Your eyes are really red and puffy and you have tear stains on your face.
Qin: Ugly story.
Ashi: Let's just say that now, Nico knows how to deal with a woman on her period!
We laughed!
Qin: (LAUGHS) That is funny.
Me: Yeah. And it's with Poromon and farting I wish I was in Dixie.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah.
Xenia: That is true.
Garfield: I see. But that was funny.
Me: Yeah.
Cad Bane: You also sang very badly.
Nico: No, I didn't!
Neo gave me an unimpressed look.
Me: No offense man but you did.
Qin: Yeah Nico. That sounded like monkeys singing the hokey pokey during a volcanic eruption.
Nico: Oh. I guess it did sound a little off key.
Me: A LITTLE off key?
Nico: Okay it sounded like it was a lot off key.
Stewie Griffin. It actually sounded as bad as a leper colony doing the hokey pokey.
CUTAWAY
Lepers: (Singing)
You put your left leg in (Legs fall off) and you leave it there, you put your right arm in (Arms fall off) and you come back for it later.
CUTAWAY ENDS
Me: That is funny.
Grinnade was laughing at this.
Me: Yeah.
Robin: But the situation was very similar to what Starfire went through.
Starfire: Yes I went through my cycle and Robin did what he could to cheer me up.
Me: Really?
Starfire: Yes. Tamaranean females go through what you call periods once every 3 years.
Me: Wow!
Sunset Shimmer: That is really interesting though.
Me: Tamaraneans have different anatomical chemistry that goes with their biological makeup than we do.
Starfire: That is right.
Vortex: Anyway, Garfield, have you heard the news?
Weather Report: If not, you should right now!
Garfield: That Happy Chapman escaped from prison? Yeah I heard.
Me: Oh then you already heard. Good.
Garfield: Yeah I was watching TV and heard it on the news and then ate all these lasagnas to calm myself down.
Me: Oh.
Qin: Wow.
Vice: Good thing you left some for us.
Me: And I made some more with this Lasagna Tree.
Vice: Yeah that's true.
Qin: Yeah. Is Nermal still being a pest with his cuteness?
Garfield: Yeah but that's okay.
Qin: Nermal isn't the only one. Vypra told me that the M.O.E. has another recruit like that and he has just as powerful a cuteness charm. His name is Bubbles.
Garfield: Wow.
Loki: It's true.
Ed Bighead: Oberus has him as an archenemy.
Me: Yep.
Garfield: Yeah.
Me: Bubbles is a cat and he does that really silly puppy dog eye stare. Like how Puss N Boots does.
Qin: Yep.
Ed Bighead: That's right.
Laney: But Pony Life Fluttershy does a much cuter version of that than Bubbles does.
Qin: I wonder how Nermal would handle the cuteness of that.
Killer Frost: You got a plan for dealing with Happy?
Garfield: I was thinking we could lay low until it blows over.
Me: Unlike you Garfield we don't lay low. We fight.
Wendy Sapphira: That's right. We fight.
Nico: And we don't run from battle.
Dinobot: That's right. Running lacks a warriors nobility.
Rattrap: Oh insight there Dinobrain! You want your expert consultant fee now?
Dinobot: No need. I can simply excise it from your hide!
Rattrap: COME AND TRY IT LIZARDLIPS!
Tigatron growled at them both.
Rattrap: All right. All right all right. We're shutting up.
Garfield: Are they always like that?
Me: Don't fucking ask.
Nico: Dinobot and Rattrap hate each other. Mostly because Rattrap is a Maximal and Dinobot started out as a Predacon.
Optimus Primal: Yeah and their squabbling has caused lots of problems for us before. They either have to work together or they will destroy each other.
Me: Yeah.
Dinobot: Better him than me.
Rattrap: HEY! You're the one that started it Gear-Head!
Dinobot: I beg to differ, Cheese-lips!
Rattrap: Pre-evolved bird-brain!
Dinobot: Eater of garbage!
Me: Sheesh! And they call ME the immature one.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Polar Claw: (Sighs) It just never stops with those two doesn't it?
Eli: Tell me about it.
Garfield: Yeah.
Rhinox: You just have to get used to it.
Qin: Yeah. Easier said than done.
Garfield: Okay, maybe we don't lay low. But it's still gonna take him a while to get here.
Teen Tornado: That one, I agree with you.
Molten Man: How did you deal with him last time?
Garfield: Electrocuted him with a shock collar after Odie bit him in the butt and then Jon punched him in the face.
Qin: Nice.
Laney: And then the cops put him in the stony lonesome.
Tarantulas: (Laughs) That is really clever.
Thorax: Well, J.D can zap him!
Me: You're darn right I can! And I pack a really nasty 100 Giga Googol Volt Shock.
I showed really potent lightning surging through my fingers on my hands.
Garfield: Nice!
Qin: Very awesome!
Me: I know that's not a real number but I thought it fits.
Lisa Loud: Indeed. Very clever use of the number.
Qin: Yep.
Ghost: He actually should be here any minute now.
Lady Quark: Glad this isn't happening on a Monday, huh?
Nico: Yeah no kidding. I hate Mondays.
Qin: Yeah who doesn't like Mondays?
Lana: I know.
Eli: (Senses something) Wait I sense him. He's close.
Marie Kanker: Entrance time!
Me: Lets get him.
Nico: You got that right.
We got ready and then we hid and coming towards the house in a yellow prison jumpsuit was HAPPY CHAPMAN! And he was MASSIVELY PISSED!
Happy Chapman: That putrid cat! I will make him pay! NO ONE Makes a fool of me! I lost everything because of him!
Then phoenixes made of the elemental firestorms flew around him and then they flew into the air and exploded!
KRASPLAT!
A massive deluge of lasagna fell onto him and covered him in a mess of sauce! Then we landed.
Me: That was a messy one!
Qin: Yeah it was!
Happy Chapman: Where's Odie, cat boy?
Garfield: Sorry, Odie's not here right now.
Genbu: Can we take a message?
Plastique: Because you're in for an explosive time!
Me: Or in this case, A SHOCKING TIME!
I fired a massive blast of lightning and it hit his collar and electrocuted him all over with billions and billions of volts of electricity!
Ed: Zappity zap zap!
Qin: Shocking!
Xenia: Yeah!
Lincoln, Linka, Elena, Elec Man, Nico and Eli fired massive blasts of powerful lightning and electrocuted him all over.
ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!
He was REALLY Getting Shocked!
But then Killer Shrike, Wolf, Captain Boomerang, Crimson Dynamo, Shiva, Billy Numerous, Deker, Vexen, Diabolico, Sportsmaster, Liquidator, Yani, Queen of the Black Puddle, Beany the Braindead Bison, Walter Wolf, Mr. Fibb & Mr. Wink, Cuppa Joe, Lipstick Monster, Madame Woe, and Yzma appeared.
Nico: Killer Shrike, Wolf, Captain Boomerang, Crimson Dynamo, Shiva, Billy Numerous, Deker, Vexen, Diabolico, Sportsmaster, Liquidator, Yani, Queen of the Black Puddle, Beany the Braindead Bison, Walter Wolf, Mr. Fibb & Mr. Wink, Cuppa Joe, Lipstick Monster, Madame Woe, and Yzma.
Killer Shrike: What's with all the lasagna?
Garfield: It was actually my idea. I wanted to include that in the entrance.
Wolf: Well, can't argue with that.
Captain Boomerang: When it comes to lasagna, you love the stuff.
Me: Yep.
Crimson Dynamo: (to Qin) Congratulations on avenging your parents.
Qin: Thanks.
Shiva: And we finally found out the name of the murderer.
Me: Yep we sure did.
Then Hexuba came out.
Me: Back for another Round Hexuba?
Hexuba: I sure am.
Me: Nice.
Hexuba: I don't know what Void Queen is planning. But you'll probably need some additional help against her Nemesis Beast.
Nico: I think I got just the guys to recruit tomorrow.
Me: Looking forward to seeing them.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: Nico: This is gonna be an awesome way to close out the years Ambassador missions with a huge bang.
Laney: Yeah it sure will be cool.
We got the battles underway.
Rice Fitzgerald, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Ben, Gwen, Max, Kevin, Gulper and Grave Clobber VS Simon Maddicks A.K.A. Killer Shrike from Marvel - Nico's Rescue and Qin's Revenge
Killer Shrike was first.
Killer Shrike: (to Rice) Nico's rescue involved not just getting a treasure but also Qin getting big time payback. Come to think of it, we never did learn the name of the person responsible for the deaths of Qin's parents.
Rice Fitzgerald: You would hate this guy to the core Simon. His name is Sergi Rossenov and he is a member of the Russian Mafia.
Killer Shrike: (GASP) Oh man! I've heard of him! He was the worst ever hit man of the entire Russian Mafia. He always kills first and never asked any questions and always killed without a single shred of remorse or compassion. It's how he got the Moniker, the Iceman of the Russian Mafia.
Rarity: That's right! What he did was horrible!
Sweetie Belle: He was really awful! We found out that he was sent by the Russian Mafia leader Semion Mogilevich with some of his men to hunt down and killed Qin's family! And leave NONE of them alive unless one of them coughs up of all that money that her father swindled them out of.
Gill Grunt: Yeah that was crazy!
Killer Shrike: Boy no kidding! How much money did Qin's father steal from the Russian Mafia?
Rice Fitzgerald: We counted over $528,122,322,666,722,000.00
Killer Shrike: Whoa! That must've really pissed them off!
Ben Tennyson: You have no idea.
Gwen Tennyson: They wanted to make sure that Qin suffered bad! But all that money they never found. The reason is because they put it in a bank and put it all under Qin's name.
Max Tennyson: That is very smart thinking there.
Kevin Levin: It sure is.
Killer Shrike: Wow! At least Qin got some well deserved payback. Lets do it!
Rice summoned Undine and merged Hermos with Magikey Spirit - Vepartu and it formed into a pair of blasters called THE VEPARTU BLASTERS! They fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.
Cole Evans, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Robocop, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Cheetah VS Wolf O'Donnell - Battle Another Ultimate Snare-Oh
Wolf was next.
Wolf: (to Cole) Nico, Mollie, and the others did good Battling Another Ultimate Snare-Oh. I wish I could've seen the Another Ultimate Blitzwolfer one.
Cole: You would have been amazed at that one.
Fluttershy: It was a really cool one though.
Tornado Bolt: It sure was.
Stealth Elf: Yeah we all thought it was neat.
Robocop: Indeed. It was something.
Wolf: I have a feeling it was. Lets do it!
Cole summoned Dark Dryad and merged Hermos with Element Saurus and it formed into THE ELEMENT SAURUS MAGMA SWORD! They fired waves of fire, leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed him down.
Julie Yamamoto, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Marsupilami, Smoke Scream and Bruiser Cruiser VS Captain Boomerang - Lincoln's Rescue
Captain Boomerang was next.
Captain Boomerang: (to Julie) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Burbank, California. How was it?
Julie Yamamoto: Good old Burbank. It was really fun and cool. We took down their old nemesis Salazar the Pushy.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah that monster deserved to be destroyed for what he did.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It was really fun and cool.
Sunburn: The Warner Siblings all transformed and really let him have it.
Marsupilami: Hooba! They sure did and it was really cool.
Captain Boomerang: Glad they got some justice mates. Lets do it!
Julie summoned Ignatius and merged Hermos with KOA'KI MEIRU URNIGHT and it formed into THE URNIGHT MOON SWORD! They fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him down.
Akira Akatsuki, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Robin, Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Tara, Toxica and Jindrax VS Crimson Dynamo - Meeting a Ghosttrick Fairy Gene-slammer
Crimson Dynamo was next.
Crimson Dynamo: (to Akira) I heard you guys met a Ghosttrick Fairy Gene-slammer. What's her name?
Akira: Her name is Tiana Masina and she is from Scotland.
Twilight Sparkle: She is really amazing and she knows so much about Scotland's history and all that.
Starshine Sparkle: Her story is cool too.
FLASHBACK
Tiana Masina: (Scottish Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Tiana, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Tiana Masina: (Scottish Accent) That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much bigger you've gotten in muscle mass.
Nico: You got that right. So, Tiana, how did you defend Lincoln from the absolute worst of Lynn's wrath and it ended with her not getting grounded and apologizing to Lincoln, and how they hugged it out in the end?
Tiana Masina: (Scottish Accent) You're going to like this. One day, I was with Lincoln and we were at Gus' Games and Grub for some fun and games, and we were joined by the other Guardian Angels, but our day of fun got ruined when we heard a scream of rage, and we saw who it was that made the scream of rage: it was Lynn and she was really out for blood. When some of the other Guardian Angels saw them, they wanted to finish what they started and kill them, but I stopped them and I summoned some elemental fairies who drove off Lynn and sent her running, and later on, they began to unleash all kinds of mischief on Lynn and the mischief really drove her crazy to the point that she ran back to the house and she apologized to Lincoln for all the times she's tried to kill him, and she was crying like crazy and for the first time, she had remorse in her eyes. Lincoln, knowing that those were the words from the real Lynn, went up to her and he hugged her and she hugged him back and she was still crying hard into his chest, and everyone else joined in on the hug.
Many of us who weren't in the team at the time didn't have a dry eye in their eyes, they were crying tears of happiness.
Nico: (Sniffles) Now, that's what I call a happy ending.
Me: I still remembered that day and it was really sweet, and the others also remembered that day as well, and we saw it was a sign that Lynn was breaking free from her violent Dark Side.
Lincoln: This was something that we finally experienced in years: Lynn breaking free from her violent Dark Side and finally letting her true self out, and then, she was finally freed when Dark Lynn broke loose and came out into the open. But, now, we're finally freed from that violent animal, along with the other violent Dark Sides of the Louds for good.
Me: You got that right, Lincoln.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Crimson Dynamo: Wow that is really touching!
Spyro: Yeah it sure was. There was not a dry eye anywhere after that story was done.
Robin: We all were amazed by it.
Starfire: It was most glorious.
Raven: We all thought it was amazing too.
Beast Boy: Yeah it was cool.
Cyborg: Yeah it sure was cool.
Tara: I'll say.
Crimson Dynamo: I'm glad they had a great time on that one. Lets do it!
Akira summoned Undergolem and merged Hermos with Flyfang and it formed into THE FLYFANG SHARK SWORD! They fired waves of magic and elements and smashed him down.
Kim Possible, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Liu Kang, Sonya Blade, Kitana, Ashi, and Spoiled Rich VS Lady Shiva - The Mascots Sleeping in
Lady Shiva was next.
Shiva: (to Kim) The Mascots were Sleeping in. Did you guys really wake them with an alarm clock?
Kim Possible: We sure did. We woke them up at 11:21 A.M. and it was cool.
Pinkie Pie: They realized they slept in and forgot to eat breakfast. But I made them a really awesome brunch for them.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) Pinkie made a good breakfast for them too.
Featherweight: She sure did and they wolfed it all down.
Sprocket: Man were they hungry.
Liu Kang: They sure were.
Sonya Blade: No kidding.
Kitana: Yeah it was awesome though.
Lady Shiva: Glad they enjoyed it. Lets do it!
Kim summoned Metagolem and merged Hermos with Metal Armored Bug and it formed into THE METAL BEETLE SWORD! They fired waves of metal, lightning, gears and energy and smashed her down.
Ben Tennyson, Naruto Uzumaki, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Powerpuff Girls, Scrap Shooter and Grinnade VS Billy Numerous - The Mascots were really sleepy
Billy Numerous was next.
Billy: (to Ben) The Mascots were really sleepy, huh? And what alien are you gonna use this time?
Ben: Yeah they were really tired. And I'll turn into…
He turned into ULTIMATE BIG CHILL!
Ben: ULTIMATE BIG CHILL!
Naruto: They slept in really late too.
Applejack: Yeah they forgot to set their alarm clock.
Apple Bloom: At least they aren't developing Serena and Mina's tardiness problems.
Flashwing: Yeah that would not be good.
Blossom: I think that's the last thing anyone wants.
Bubbles: I agree there.
Buttercup: No kidding there.
Billy Numerous: Boy no kidding. Lets do it! (MAKES 620 CLONES)
Naruto: MULTI SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!
He did the same.
Ultimate Big Chill summoned Frost Minion and merged Hermos with Blackwing - Blizzard the Far North and it formed into THE WHITE WIND BLIZZARD SWORD OF THE BLACKWINGS! They fired waves of endothermic fire, earth, rock, crystal, boulders and apples and smashed him down.
Ruby Rose, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Ace Bunny, Lexi Bunny, Vice and Skallox VS Deker - Garfield will always be an awesome Lasagna Loving Cat
Deker was next.
Deker: (to Ruby) Garfield will always be an awesome Lasagna Loving Cat. One that you guys met last year.
Ruby: Yeah you should see how much Lasagna he eats.
Rainbow Dash: He eats more than the Loud's neighbor Mr. Grouse. He loves the stuff.
Scootaloo: We've never seen a cat eat so much Lasagna.
Whirlwind: He has one big appetite. He eats everything including the kitchen sink.
Ace Bunny: No kidding there.
Lexi Bunny: That's what makes him funny and awesome.
Deker: That is true. Lets do it!
Ruby summoned Hoplite and merged Hermos with Chiron the Mage and it formed into THE STAFF OF CHIRON! They fired waves of energy, rainbows, lightning and wind and smashed him down.
Lana Loud, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Ninja Storm Rangers, Poison Ivy and Killer Frost VS Vexen - Garfield LOVES Lasagna
Vexen was next.
Vexen: (to Lana) Garfield LOVES Lasagna. He can't get enough of it.
Lana: No he can't get enough of it at all! You should see how much of it he eats!
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah no kidding. Garfield is like a lasagna garbage disposal.
Cozy Glow: Or in this case a lasagna black hole!
They laughed at that one!
Hex: That was a good one.
Shane Clarke: It sure was!
Vexen: It was funny. Lets do it!
Lana summoned an Ice Creature and merged Hermos with Brionac, Dragon of The Ice Barrier and it formed into THE SWORD OF BRIONAC! They fired waves of ice, bones, stars, magic, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Musa, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Animorphs, Starlight Glimmer and Thorax VS Diabolico - Happy Chapman will get the biggest buttkicking of his life
Diabolilco was next.
Diabolico: (to Musa) Happy Chapman will get the biggest buttkicking of his life. It's what he gets for kidnapping Odie before!
Musa: You got that right! What he did makes him a lesser being!
Princess Luna: I agree there completely too!
Moondust: I agree too. He deserves to be electrocuted to the Nth Degree.
Snowdrop: Boy he sure does.
Gari: You got that right.
Blackout: I agree too.
Jake (Animorphs): Yeah same here.
Rachel (Animorphs): Same with me too.
Diabolico: Same here with me as well. Lets do it!
Musa summoned Lunar and merged Hermos with Fiend Scorpion and it formed into a Scorpion Whip Sword called THE FIENDISH SCORPION STING SWORD! They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Lightning, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Big Hero 6, Helga Sinclair and Marie Kanker Loud VS Sportsmaster - I hope Happy likes getting a 500 quadrillion volt electrocution from me
Sportsmaster was next.
Sportsmaster: (to Lightning) I hope Happy likes getting a 500 quadrillion volt electrocution from J.D.. (laughs) It'll give him a good SHOCK!
Lightning: You got that right! And it's fitting for him. SHABLAM!
Princess Celestia: It sure is! I have a feeling he will be feeling a huge amount of pain from that.
King Solar: He sure will. Maybe the worst lobotomy of all.
Solar Eclipsa: I agree there too.
Amber Morning: Yeah and it will hurt him.
Spotlight: Big time.
Hiro: It will be a really painful one for him.
GoGo: Yeah you got that right!
Sportsmaster: You got that right. Lets do it!
Lightning summoned Solar and merged Hermos with Mahjong Munia Maidens and they formed into THE MAHJONG TWIN MAIDEN SWORDS! They fired waves of energy and light and smashed him down.
Shou Ronpo VS Liquidator
Liquidator was next.
Liquidator: Garfield will always be an awesome and iconic cat.
Shou Ronpo: Yes he sure will and an awesome timeless classic for all of us.
Shou merged Hermos with Red-Eyes Black Metal Dragon and it formed into THE RED EYES BLACK METAL DRAGON SWORD! He fired waves of fire and smashed him down!
Mirai Cheng VS Yani
Yani was next.
Yani: I heard your sister got some payback.
Mirai Cheng: She sure did. After everything she went through Qin more than deserved big time payback on the men that killed mom and dad
Mirai merged Hermos with The Agent of Miracles - Jupiter and it formed into THE JUPITER MIRACLE STAFF! She fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.
Kevin Douglas vs Queen of the Black Puddle
Queen of the Black Puddle was next.
Queen of The Black Puddle: So what was the treasure that they found in the Deserts of D'Resh?
Kevin Douglas: It was called The Staff of The D'Resh Sands and Qin got it. It has the powers of the sands and deserts.
Queen of The Black Puddle: Wow that is amazing.
Kevin merged Hermos with Water Magician and it formed into THE WATER MAGIC SWORD! He fired waves of water and smashed her down.
Jean Bison VS Beany The Braindead Bison
Beany the Braindead Bison was next.
Beany: (IDIOTIC DROOLING)
Jean Bison: (In his head) Slappy really had him as an archenemy? What a moron.
Jean merged Hermos with Flame Bufferlo and it formed into THE FIRESTORM BUFFALO WARHAMMER! He fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Amelia Waverley the Evolved Polar Manzardill gene-Slammer VS Walter Wolf.
Walter Wolf was next.
Walter Wolf: I have a feeling this will be good.
CLANG!
Amelia dropped an ice anvil and it hit him right on his head!
Amelia Waverley: Yes it will be.
She merged Hermos with Toon Dark Magician Girl and it formed into a goofy staff called THE TOON STAFF OF DARK MAGICIAN GIRL! She fired waves of magic and hit him all over with anvils!
ANVIL CHORUS PLAYS!
CLANG CLANG! CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG! FALLLLL! CLANG!
He was flatter than a pancake!
Chiro VS Cuppa Joe
Cuppa Joe was next.
Cuppa Joe: Man the Mascots need to drink coffee more.
Chiro: I agree there.
Chiro merged Hermos with Acrobat Monkey and he got awesome new Monkey Gauntlets called THE ACROBATIC MONKEY FU GAUNTLETS! He did flips and jumps and smashed him all over the place and knocked him down.
Serenity Wheeler VS Mr. Fibb & Mr. Wink
Mr. Fibb & Mr. Wink were next.
Mr. Fibb: I'm sorry that Qin had to get revenge like that.
Serenity: I know. After everything that happened to her she deserves to get payback.
Mr. Fibb: I most agree there. Wouldn't you agree Mr. Wink?
Mr. Wink: Indeed I do Mr. Fibb. Give Qin our condolences for what happened.
Serenity: I'll tell her. Shall we get started?
Mr. Fibb: I think that's a good idea wouldn't you agree Mr. Wink?
Mr. Wink: Indeed Mr. Fibb.
TRANSFORM!
He pushed a button and it transformed their chair into a POWERFUL FIGHTER ROBOT!
Serenity merged Hermos with MAGICAL SHINE BALL and it formed into THE MAGICAL SHINE STAR SWORD! She jumped and slashed the robot and blew it to smithereens and knocked them down.
Cana Alberona VS Lipstick Monster
Lipstick Monster was next.
Lipstick Monster: The treasures of the Moonlands are really amazing.
Cana Alberona: They sure are. I think it's so cool how they have so many awesome treasures.
Cana merged Hermos with Flower Cardian Willow and it formed into THE WILLOW CARDIAN SWORD! She fired waves of flowers and magic and smashed her down.
Suriko the Titania VS Madame Woe
Madame Woe was next.
Madame Woe: I remember reading some of the Garfield comics a while back and they are funny. I like the one where they yawned.
Suriko: That is one of my favorites too.
Suriko merged Hermos with Number 28: Titanic Moth and it formed into THE SWORD OF THE 28 GIANT MOTHS! She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Merida VS Yzma
Yzma was next.
Yzma: Those jokes you say about me being beautiful during the humiliations are really funny.
Merida: (Scottish Accent) Aye. They all are really funny now.
Yzma: They sure are.
Merida merged Hermos with Celtic Guard of Noble Arms and they formed into a Celtic Sword called THE EMERALD SWORD OF THE CELTIC CROSS! She fired waves of energy and smashed her down!
Lost Galaxy Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Hexuba
Hexuba was next.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Nico teleported and opened her safe and in it was a bunch of brand-new hand-cannon Blasters for more members of the team, this time, it's for Garfield and his friends
For Garfield and his friends: hand-cannon Blasters named Lasagna-Eating Cat's Elemental Firestorm Fury and modelled after Mario's Lightning Shark blaster and Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury blaster, but the hand-cannon blasters' colors schemes are in the colors of Garfield's fur with elements on the blasters and with the silhouette of Garfield etched on the side, and colored gems on the top of the blasters.
Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
Lost Galaxy Rangers: GO! GALACTIC!
Mike: MAGNA POWER!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LOST GALAXY!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Lost Galaxy Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
Leo: GALAXY QUASAR LAUNCHERS! FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Hexuba and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
She was dead!
Nico: YEAH! Hexuba you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win
We regrouped and we were ready to dish out more.
Me: Time for the nastiest buttkicking you're going to get!
Nico: And it will REALLY Hurt!
Troy: You're under arrest!
Tsukasa: And you're going down by force!
Kamen Ride: SPD Red!
Kamen Ride: Patren 1gou!
Kamen Ride: Patren 2gou!
Kamen Ride: Patren 3gou!
Kamen Ride: Patren X!
Tsukasa turned into SPD Red and Daiki summoned clones of the PatRangers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! WILD FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Wild Force Rangers!
Me: Time for some Police power!
We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.
All of us: (TURNS DIALS) DISPATCH PATROL POWER!
We summoned the GoGoFive, Dekaranger, Patranger and the Build, Drive and W Riders!
Nico: Lets get him!
We went at him and pulverized and smashed him and electrocuted him all over.
Deenha and Lyssta blasted and smashed and pulverized him all over.
Brawl, Prowl, Marium and Marsupilami used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Brawl's sonic cannon, Prowl's Incendiary Missiles and Marsupilami and Barium's powers 100-fold.
Brawl and Marium: SONIC BEYBLADE BLAST!
Prowl and Marsupilami: HOOBA COCONUT PULVERIZER BURN!
Fire of The Forgiving Inferno and Firefly: INFERNO FIREFLY BLAST!
Explosive Lightning Force and Plastique: EXPLOSIVE LIGHTNING BLAST!
Squirrels of The Undead and Whiteout: SQUIRREL SKELETON BARRAGE!
Mermaids of Water and Ghosts and Ghost: GHOSTS OF THE MERMAIDS OF DOOM!
Thor's Wrath of Magic and Gearhead: THOR MAGIC THUNDERSTRIKE!
Fire of Magic and Gaim and Molten Man: FIRESTORM MAGIC GAIM BLAST!
Wind of Life and Tree Crashing and Trickster: WIND LIFE TREE SMASH!
Ice of Gears and Laughter and Loki: ICE GEAR COMEDY BLAST!
SPD Darkness of Emotions and Cad Bane: SPD DARKNESS BLAST!
Wind of Light and Robots and Vortex: WIND LIGHT ROBOT BLAST!
Airbending Power of Wind and Evil Heat Man: HEAT WIND SHOT!
Demon of Might and Genbu: GENBU TORTOISE ROCKSLIDE!
Wind Dragon Power and Lexaeus: DUST DRAGON FURY STRIKE!
Memory Force Magic and Lady Quark: SUBATOMIC MEMORY BURST!
Subatomic Hornet Wrath and Quark: SUBATOMIC HORNET BLAST!
Hurricail Wrath and Teen Tornado: HURRICAIL WIND FURY!
Comedy of The Farm and Red Guy: COMEDY OF RED BLAST!
Loud Mouth Tempers and Ed Bighead: LOUD MOUTH TEMPER BLAST!
Peacock Fury and Neopolitan: PEACOCK FURY TRIFLAVOR BLAST!
Suzaku's Burning Wrath and Weather Report: SUZAKU'S WRATH FORCE!
Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: LAUGHTER GEAR STRIKE!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Garfield, Lana, Pinkie Pie, Me and Eli: LIGHTNING CAT LASAGNA BLAST!
We fired a massive blast of lasagna and lightning.
Lincoln: FOOD ELEMENT STYLE: LASAGNA!
Jessica Kaios: FOOD FIRE STYLE: CHEESE!
Yuna: FOOD WATER STYLE: SPAGHETTI!
Toph: FOOD EARTH STYLE: HAMBURGERS!
Makoto Nanaya: FOOD WIND STYLE: ICE CREAM!
Sari: FOOD LIGHTNING STYLE: MEATLOAF!
R. Mika: FOOD LIGHT STYLE: CANNELLONI!
Juri Han: FOOD DARK STYLE: LINGUINE!
They fired waves of elements that formed into food.
Lincoln and his harem: FOOD FINAL SMASH: TIDAL FOOD WAVE!
They fired a massive food tidal wave and all the blasts hit Happy and he was down and a mess!
Fluttershy then used her stare on Happy Chapman! It was like he was seeing the demonic face of the devil himself!
(WARBLING NOISE)
Fluttershy: You should be ashamed of yourself! Doing such naughty things to innocent creatures and then kidnapping them and using them for everyone's entertainment all just to satisfy your own twisted greed and fun all for your own selfish purposes! You're not even a human being at all! You're just a Great, BIG, FAT, MEANIE!
I then jumped into Nico's arms in fright!
Nico: OOF! You're giving me a hernia J.D.!
Me: Fluttershy scares me when she is like this!
Happy then cried like a big fat baby! He was loaded into the police van and he was crying like a baby.
Lincoln: Have fun rotting away in prison, Happy Chapman.
Eli: And never underestimate the Stare of Fluttershy.
Nico: Your career's literally gone to the dogs. Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Belinda Chernabog to deal with, and she should be arriving here along with the rest of her sisters...right now!
?: You're going to pay for ruining my fun and breaking one of my playthings, Laniya Emperyous!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Laniya Emperyous: (Growls) I should've known there's no mistaking that chalkboard screech from anywhere. You can come out now, Belinda Chernabog.
Selene Emperyous: Along with the rest of your demonic sisters, Adrastea.
Suddenly, the image of the Qliphoth Tree of Death appeared in the sky and surrounding it are Seals of The Demonic Princes of Hell, and twelve mists of darkness appeared and one of them descended onto the ground and what stood in its place was a girl with midnight black hair, blood red eyes, black clothes with the Qliphoth Tree of Death on her skirt and black demonic wings on her back: the figure was Belinda Chernabog, the youngest of The Chernabog Sisters.
Then, ten other mists of darkness descended onto the ground and what stood in their places were ten other girls with midnight black hair, blood red eyes, midnight black clothes with the Qliphoth Tree of Death on their skirts and black demonic wings on their backs: they were Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, Nocnitsa Chernabog, Cruella Chernabog, Griselda Chernabog, Mastema Chernabog, Nocturne Chernabog, and Callidora Chernabog, and the last mist of darkness descended onto the ground and what stood in its place was a girl with midnight black hair, blood red eyes, midnight black clothes with the Qliphoth Tree of Death on her skirt and black demonic wings on her back: it was the leader of The Chernabog Sisters, Adrastea Chernabog.
Laniya Emperyous: Belinda Chernabog, just as we expected.
Selene Emperyous: And you also brought Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, Nocnitsa Chernabog, Cruella Chernabog, Griselda Chernabog, Mastema Chernabog, Nocturne Chernabog, and Callidora Chernabog with you when we ruined your sister's fun, Adrastea Chernabog.
Belinda Chernabog: You goody-two-shoes Emperyous sisters always had to go ahead and ruin our fun like you always do!
Me: So you girls are the Chernabog Sisters. We were told so much about you.
Mara Chernabog: (Chuckles) I'm flattered.
Belinda Chernabog: Now we're going to have some fun.
Lori: Because your so-called fun is literally causing nothing but chaos and havoc wherever you twelve freaks go, Belinda, and Selene and her sisters were literally right to banish you and the rest of your evil chaos-causing sisters to Hell six and a half years ago after all the crap you've caused, Adrastea.
Adrastea Chernabog: You will never stop us from destroying mankind and turning this world into our hellish playground. Belinda, kill Laniya and Lincoln, while we kill all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and then, we destroy all of mankind! (LAUGHING DEMONICALLY AND DERANGEDLY)
Suddenly, Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, Nocnitsa Chernabog, Cruella Chernabog, Griselda Chernabog, Mastema Chernabog, Nocturne Chernabog, and Callidora Chernabog were caught by a Sephiroth Tree of Life surrounded by eleven crosses and that made them scream demonically, and they were all trapped.
Drusilla Chernabog: (HISSES) IT'S A TRAP! WE CAN'T GET OUT!
Selene Emperyous: That's right, and now, instead of you all trying to kill us, you eleven get to watch as my little sis and our man destroy your demonic little sister for the chaos and havoc that she pulled this morning in Burbank, California. Oh, and if you're even thinking of breaking out, don't bother, this trap will remain there until your sister is finally gone.
Belinda Chernabog: (ROARS) YOU MISERABLE, STUPID, LITTLE...!
Belinda Chernabog rushed at Laniya Emperyous and Lincoln and tried to kill them, but Lincoln and Laniya fired powerful blasts of holy water and when she got hit, she screeched like the demon that she really is as the blasts of water burned her.
Laniya Emperyous: That'll teach you, but we're just getting started, Belinda, and I've had it up to hear with you and the rest of your demonic sisters to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Laniya Emperyous' purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by an aqua blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, crosses, and angels, she unholstered her massive Gabrion the Timelord-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Belinda Chernabog, she left aqua blue energy, water, ocean waves, crosses, and angels with every step.
Laniya Emperyous: I will never ever forgive you for all the times that you and your demonic sisters have caused chaos throughout Royal Woods, so many innocent people have been suffering due to all the chaos and suffering you bitches have unleashed, and now, the time of reckoning is now at hand, Belinda Chernabog, and now, you shall suffer God's Judgement.
Suddenly, Laniya Emperyous was surrounded by a massive vortex of aqua blue energy with water, ocean waves, and crosses surrounding it, there are angels, Gabrion the Timelord, and St. Michael the Archangel flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Laniya Emperyous emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Laniya Emperyous grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has aqua blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon purple eyes and an aqua blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, crosses, and angels surrounding her, she has the Seal of Gabriel in the hands of Gabrion the Timelord emblazoned on her forehead, she has on angel earrings with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water, Holy, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Gabrion the Timelord with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water, Holy, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her aqua blue angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with aqua blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and aqua blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Laniya Emperyous has on a sleeveless dark blue midriff top, dark blue plaid skirt with the Sephiroth Tree of Life on it, dark blue pants, blue legwarmers, blue sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with ocean waves, water, crosses, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Gabrion the Timelord one one side and the Archangel Gabriel and they have a cross floating in their left and right hands and surrounded by water. Suddenly, Laniya Emperyous felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive white angel wings with stars and dark blue tips on the large white feathers grew much bigger for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with dark blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Laniya Emperyous' massive Gabrion the Timelord-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of aqua blue energy, crosses, water, ocean waves, and angels and when it emerged, it was transformed into Gabrion the Timelord's Holy Water Maelstrom Archangel Greatsword of Holy Water Maelstrom Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Gabrion the Timelord and Gabriel the Archangel etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large dark blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and a large dark blue gem below the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with dark blue gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Gabrion the Timelord's head with dark blue gems for eyes and a large dark blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark blue kanji below Gabrion the Timelord that said, "Laniya Emperyous, Gene-Slammer of Gabrion the Timelord, Youngest of The Emperyous Sisters, Powerful Master of Water and The Powers of Gabriel the Archangel, Master of A Powerful Fighting Style, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher and Despiser of Dark Lori, Destroyer of Belinda Chernabog, Archenemy of Icicle, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Holy Water, Crosses, and Archangels"
ラニヤ・エンペリオス、タイムロードのガブリオンのジーン・スラマー、エンペリアス・シスターズの末っ子、強力な水の支配者、大天使ガブリエルの力、強力な戦闘スタイルのマスター、愛情深い守護天使、リンカーンの将来の妻ラウド、破壊者、軽蔑者ダークロリ、ベリンダ・チェルナボーグの破壊者、つららの宿敵、悪の殺し屋、混乱した殺人的、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、聖水、十字架、大天使の達人
Laniya Emperyous has transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA HOLY WATER MAELSTROM ARCHANGEL TIMELORD ANGEL OF DIVINE HOLY MAELSTROM ARCHANGEL TIMELORD JUSTICE AND DIVINE HOLY WATER MAELSTROM ARCHANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Laniya Emperyous' Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Belinda Chernabog saw it, she went fucking mad and fired a blast of darkness at Laniya Emperyous to kill her, but Laniya Emperyous fired a powerful aqua blue energy blast with water, crosses, ocean waves, and angels which overwhelmed the blast of darkness and it hits Belinda Chernabog, and she was burned badly and she was sent flying into a wall. But, she got out and she was extremely pissed off.
Nico: Whoa, Laniya Emperyous has transformed, and she really looks like an Angel.
Lincoln: An Angel of Holy Maelstrom Timelord Justice and a champion of the Archangel Gabriel, and Laniya, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Laniya Emperyous: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Holy Water Maelstrom Timelord and Divine Holy Water Maelstrom Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we destroy Belinda Chernabog once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With her equally chaotic and demonic sisters watching? With pleasure, Laniya.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Laniya Emperyous.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time for you to say your goodbyes forever, Belinda Chernabog, 'cause your days of causing chaos and havoc in Michigan and the world are over!
Laniya Emperyous and Lincoln went after Belinda Chernabog, who continued firing blasts of darkness at them, but they've dodged every last one of them, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, aqua blue energy, crosses Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, and Mermaids at Belinda Chernabog, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on her.
This was really making Belinda Chernabog extremely pissed off and this was also making the rest of The Chernabog Sisters really angry, but Laniya Emperyous and Lincoln were just getting started and Belinda's divine punishment has just begun. Belinda Chernabog then summoned a massive army of demons from Hell to kill them, but Lincoln fired blasts of holy light from his large left hand, massive greatsword, massive white angel wings, the large nine multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and the small planets orbiting around his fingers and they hit the army of demons and they were all incinerated by the light. Then, Laniya Emperyous and Lincoln slashed off Belinda Chernabog's wings and she screamed in excruciating pain, and this horrified the rest of The Chernabog Sisters, and Belinda Chernabog was on her last legs.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Laniya Emperyous, it was known as Gabrion the Timelord's Holy Archangel Maelstrom Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's dark blue with ocean waves on the blaster with a Phoenix, Archangel, and Gabrion the Timelord surrounded by water etched on the sides, and an aqua blue gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Laniya Emperyous fired blasts of rainbow energy, aqua blue energy, and elemental forces and when they hit Belinda Chernabog, they exploded with incredible power as they hit her and she was killed. Then, as they holstered their hand-cannon Blasters, Belinda Chernabog's spirit appeared and Laniya Emperyous and Lincoln drew the Judgement Kanji and Seal of Gabriel on her, and she was damned to The Black Gates as she was found guilty by those she hurt and she was erased forever. We cheered wildly for what Laniya Emperyous and Lincoln did to Belinda Chernabog as they holster their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Laniya Emperyous' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive white angel wings are permanent.
Then, the trap disappeared and we saw the horrified looks on the faces of Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, Nocnitsa Chernabog, Cruella Chernabog, Griselda Chernabog, Mastema Chernabog, Nocturne Chernabog, and Callidora Chernabog, and they were horrified to see what happened to Belinda Chernabog, and this pissed them off greatly.
Adrastea Chernabog: No, Belinda! (SCREAMING INSANELY) YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS, ALL OF YOU! THIS ISN'T OVER!
Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, Nocnitsa Chernabog, Cruella Chernabog, Griselda Chernabog, Mastema Chernabog, Nocturne Chernabog, and Callidora Chernabog disappeared in eleven mists of darkness, but they know that we're serious, and we're not going to stop until every last one of them are dead forever.
Nico: Yeah, that's right, go lick your wounds, bitch!
Laniya Emperyous: Now, there's only eleven Chernabog Sisters left to deal with. Thanks for helping me destroy Belinda Chernabog, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Laniya.
Suddenly, Laniya Emperyous wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick and muscular neck, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Laniya Emperyous' face, they kissed passionately as Laniya Emperyous' left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Gabrion the Timelord, and the Archangel Gabriel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and angels flying behind them and ocean waves crashing behind them and heavenly lights shined down on them and we heard a choir of angels singing and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Laniya Emperyous came back to us, as the display and Gabrion the Timelord and the Archangel Gabriel vanished.
Nico: Wow, now that's what I call an awesome battle between the Angels of Heaven and The Demon Sister of Hell, awesome.
Lincoln: And from what we saw for ourselves, we really pissed off Adrastea and the other Chernabog Sisters, and they'll do anything to get revenge on us, and like you said, Nico, it's war now!
Me: Yeah.
Selene Emperyous: That's right, Linky, the battle and war to save mankind from the madness of The Chernabog Sisters is finally on.
Nico: Twelve Timelord Archangels of Heaven VS Twelve Chaotic Demon Sisters of Hell, we've gone through some epic battles before with some of the most twisted bastards from the pasts of Lincoln's other Guardian Angels: two of them being The War Against The Church of Necrom and The Battles with The Blood Dragons.
Me: The Church of Necrom wanted to destroy the world because of their twisted devotion to Necrom and they've messed with powerful dark forces far beyond their comprehension and they've killed millions of people, and they had to be destroyed forever.
Eli: And The Blood Dragons only came after us because they wanted revenge on us for what we did to The Church of Necrom, their benefactors, but now, they're in prison for good.
Nico: Yeah. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to see tomorrow?
Lincoln: Good question, Nico, hmm. Ooh, here's one: how about a Gene-Slammer for Punkleton from My Singing Monsters.
Nico: The Seasonal Halloween-themed monster? Even though Halloween ended days ago, that's a good one.
Elena Skellington: Indeed, and it may give us ideas for Halloween next year.
Lincoln: And just like your cousin, you always search for ideas to use for Halloween, Elena.
Me: And that's always really cool to look for inspiration, especially for Halloween.
Billy Numerous: Looks like Happy Chapman's going to jail.
Deker: That's what he gets for kidnapping Odie.
Me: Big time.
Vexen: Why don't we celebrate with more lasagna?
Diabolico: Sounds like a plan.
Sportsmaster: So, where ARE Jon and Odie anyway?
Garfield: Oh they are going to be back right about now.
Then we saw their car pull up.
Me: There they are.
Jon and Odie came.
Qin: Oh.
Nico: But great job today guys.
Garfield: (To the viewers) You won't mess with me as long as my friends are with me and also Happy is not going to be HAPPY where he is going.
Me: That's for sure.
We went and enjoyed a nice meal at Lynn's table and enjoyed the rest of the day and went back home and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
Garfield the movie was really funny and Bill Murray did an awesome job.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Robin, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to the Grass lands of Weave and we're going to face Another Ultimate Frankenstrike and this one will be shocking! Also we're going to meet gene-slammers for Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu and the Flower Princesses:
Marina, Princess of Sunflowers,
Chirubime, Princess of Autumn Leaves,
Talaya, Princess of Cherry Blossoms,
Number 87: Queen of The Night,
Tonasu, Princess of Pumpkins,
Serena, Princess of Rafflesias,
Tytannial, Princess of Camellias,
Periallis, Empress of Blossoms,
And Mardel, Generaider Boss of Light.
Their Aslla Piscu Gene-slammer is Felicia Trochilidae and she is Nico's friend in nature and ornithology and she is also a girl that drank from the river of eternal life and has a blue falcon of Shamballa friend. Her name is Herra and she is amazingly swift and powerful. Also the Flower Princess Gene-slammers are the Helianthus Sisters. Their names are Hailey, Hillary, Hailnor, Avril, Allia, Ariel, Jackie, Janelle and Jazella. They are Nico's friends from Botany and Nature classes and they too have immortality and also have amazing plant powers. They have done all sorts of great projects with Nico. The second match-up scene for the saga is for Valentine Emperyous, Gene-Slammer of Halion the Timelord and Youngest of The Emperyous Sisters, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy the youngest of The Chernabog Sisters, Callidora Chernabog. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Peru, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy the Evil Flames that we dealt with years ago when Cyborg Lincoln came here, and they came back from the dead seeking revenge on us, and even worse, the one who brought the Evil Flames back from the dead was Callidora Chernabog. And we're going to meet a Punkleton Gene-Slammer named Johanna Vocesdebelleza, she's the eldest of the ten Vocesdebelleza Sisters who are all Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Brazil. Johanna and her other sister, Corona, are Leni's classmates in Music, and they would often help Leni with clothing ideas. Their last name, Vocesdebelleza, means Beauty Vocals in Spanish. The Vocesdebelleza Sisters all share their love for Lincoln, and they, along with with the Louds would sing together, and often, sing around Christmas time. They and the Louds looked out for one another, and during one of their Christmas caroling session, The Vocesdebelleza Sisters each kissed lincoln on the lips. They're the cousins of one of Lincoln's many future wives, Hilda, and they hate Scoots, Flip, Lewis Travolta, Bubble Bass, and even Billy McLean. Get ready for an awesome prehistoric adventure as we go into the awesome world of the 2015 movie The Good Dinosaur and we're going to meet Arlo and his friends and also battle Thunderclap the evil Nyctosaurus and make that monster pay.
See you next time.
