This chapter is based on the Ren and Stimpy episode Cheese Rush Days -


Bundled up in our warm winter clothes and walking through the icy cold landscape of the Moonland of Nar was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Bloom, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there for an awesome Treasure Hunt and rescue. It was going to be a really cold one.

Me: Man the land of Nar is really cold!

Qin: You're telling me. It's freezing!

Camie: I like it.

Me Some people do.

Xenia :Yeah but it's awesome here though.

Varie: It sure is.

Bloom: Better than boiling alive.

Eli: That's true.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Bloom.

Bloom: Anytime Nico. It's going to be awesome helping you guys out.

Camie: It sure is.

Rhinox: I think this is gonna be really fun for us too.

Tigatron: It sure will be a good one.

Nico: Bloom, are you happy Valtor's gone?

Bloom: I sure am and I'm also happy to have my mom and dad back. My real mom and dad.

Qin: We're glad you are happy.

Me: So is the entire universe to be rid of Valtor.

Eiji: That was crazy that Bloom's parents were turned into Greeed.

Nico: It sure was.

Lola: But it's good we saved them.

Airazor: It sure is good we did.

Nico: Yeah no kidding.

Eiji: Those were awesome times back then too.

Eli: Boy they sure were. We had a big series of adventures too.

Nico: Too bad Valtor appeared when Flora went with me on a rescue.

Me: I know.

Bloom: I would have loved to get some payback on him.

Me: Well you still can Bloom when we face him in the Simulator.

Bloom: That's true. I forgot about that.

Me: No worries. Man this year has been full of awesome adventures and events and tomorrow we go meet the Dino Fury Rangers and help them deal with the Void Queen and the Nemesis Beast. Or as it's bluntly put the American versions of Madame Noir and Eras.

Nico: That's right. And it's the final Big Day mission of 2022.

Cornelia: You got that right! I'm so excited for this one!

Qin: Boy we all are Cornelia! After a 3 month Hiatus.

Me: I know! I'm really looking forward to this one! It'll be so awesome to help Zayto and his team out.

Nico: I agree there too. It was fun fighting one of Jimmy's enemies for a change.

Me: It sure was! Aside from King Goobot V we actually took down another one of his enemies.

Qin: We sure did. Very amazingly well built robots too.

Camie: Yeah. Nanobots in this case.

Himiko: They were really cool robots.

Xenia: Yeah they were.

Rhinox: Those Nanobots were really interesting ones. And it was awesome seeing Jimmy's lab.

Me: It sure was Rhinox. We never saw his lab before. He made all kinds of amazing inventions there. Especially that burping soda.

Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny. But those Neutronic Sick Patches were awful.

Me: Yeah. Now I know what it felt like to be sick. I felt like shit!

Eli: Being sick is not fun.

Me: Even though it was done artificially it was awful.

Nico: It was our first time in Jimmy's lab.

Brittney: It sure was cool seeing it.

Lisa Loud: Indeed. Jimmy's inventions are very revolutionizing in all fields of science.

Qin: They are well made. Those invisible hamsters were awesome even though we couldn't see them.

Me: I saw those with my infrared vision and they were both cute and amazing.

Eli: And that Girl Eating Plant was genius. Perfect for pranks on Lila Rossi.

Nico: Lila may be a bitch but she doesn't deserve to be eaten like that. But that brain drain helmet Jimmy made for when we battled his evil side is perfect for that.

Me: I agree. That Loopy Dance we saw Jimmy do was really funny!

Qin: Even though Jimmy was as dumb as Patrick with that it still was funny!

Nico: We should have more adventures in Retroville more often.

Me: That's a good idea. Aside from Professor Calamitous, Beautiful Gorgeous, Goobot V and the Nanobots, Jimmy still has many enemies out there to face.

Qin: He sure does. And they are really going to be fun to face.

Bloom: They sure are. And also Jimmy has many more inventions for us to see.

Me: Not only that but Jimmy gave us the most perfect candy.

Laney: Boy that was some of the most perfect candy ever!

Lana: I'll say!
Me: You should have seen what it did to Mary. Her aura flared up explosively from its perfection.

Nico: Boy that candy was so delicious. I even heard that it made everyone in Retroville crazy for more.

Lily: Like a bunch of Heroin addicts.

Qin: Yeah that candy was delicious. And we know how to control ourselves.

Nico: Yep. We'll see more of Jimmy's awesome inventions later on.

Eli: Yeah.

Me: But that was so awesome how Jimmy and his friends were able to convert carnival rides into makeshift rockets.

Qin: Wow! That is cool!

Laney: It sure was.

Nico: I wasn't with you guys when you all destroyed the Yokians the first time. What was that like?

Me: I thought you would never ask Nico. That was so awesome. It was during the final days of the Old Days before we got the official name.

I went over what happened in chapter 338.

FLASHBACK

It starts with us watching TV when Lisa came down to the Living Room and she had a look of worry on her face.

Lisa: 2nd Big Brother! We have a huge problem!

Me: What's wrong Lisa?

Lisa: Our neighboring city of Retroville located approximately 20.5 miles from Royal York was just visited by Extraterrestrial Life!

Me: Aliens from another world!? When did this happen?

Lisa: 12 hours ago. My space scanners detected it here.

Lincoln: This is serious.

Me: Yeah. Leslie, Ben, Alexis, you guys go check it out and see what's up in Retroville.

Ben: You got it J.D.


Ben, Alexis and Agony were in Retroville and they saw all the kids on the ground with nasty stomachaches and more.

Ben: What happened here?

Agony: There are no adults anywhere. Where could they have gone?

Alexis: I don't know but this is not good.

Agony was tackled by someone. It was a kid named Jimmy Neutron. Ben was attacked by a kid named Sheen and he tackled him. Alexis summoned Cyber Blader and White Night Queen.

Jimmy (points blaster at Agony's head): I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where are Hugh and Judy Neutron?

Ben Tennyson (pins Sheen down with his foot): Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who are Hugh and Judy Neutron?

Sheen: I'll do you one better. Where are Hugh and Judy Neutron?

Jimmy: Tell me where they are, or I swear to you, I'm gonna fry this purple lady's head!

Ben (gets mad): Let's do it! You shoot my friend and I'll blast yours! Let's go! (aims fireball at Sheen's face)

Sheen: Do it, Jimmy! I can take it.

Carl (wrapped up in Agony's webbing): No, he can't take it!

Alexis (Cyber Blader by her side): He's right, you can't.

Jimmy: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where our parents are? That's fine! I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Goobot myself, starting with you! (puts his blaster to Agony's head]

Alexis: Wait, what? Goobot? Alright, buddy. Who's your boss?

Jimmy: Who's my boss? Am I supposed to answer with "Albert Einstein"?

Ben: You're from Earth, aren't you?

Jimmy: Yes. Retroville, to be precise.

Ben: Ok. I think there's been a misunderstanding here.

Agony's symbiote retracts to reveal Leslie's face.

Leslie: So you're not with King Goobot?

Jimmy: With King Goobot? No! I'm here to kill King Goobot! The Yokian's took our parents again. And who are you guys anyway?

Leslie: We're friends of the Loud Family.

Carl: Oh, wow! We've seen you guys on the news!

Ben (lets Sheen go): Sorry about the misunderstanding.

Jimmy (lets Leslie go): It's fine. I'm just stressed out because of our parents getting kidnapped again.

Ben: This happened before?

Jimmy: Yes. It was 2 years ago.

Alexis: They won't quit will they. Sorry I'm Alexis Rhodes.

Agony: I'm Leslie Gesneria but we are also Agony.

Ben: And I'm Ben Tennyson.

Jimmy: Pleasure to meet you all. I'm James Issac Neutron. Everyone calls me Jimmy.

Sheen: I'm Sheen Estevez.

Carl: I'm Carl Wheezer.

Alexis: Pleasure to meet you all. (Calls me) J.D., we've just met some people that you might want to meet.

Me: We're on our way Alexis.


Me, Lincoln, Rachel, Varie, Vince, Cody, Shannon, Laney, Maria, Katie, Lisa, Ed, Max Ride, May, Max, Manaphy, Lucy, Mary Jane, Spider Man, Starfire, Volcana, Gwen, Chione and Zoe were flying with me. With Maria was her little sister Carmen. She has Fire Powers like Hotstreak because of the Big Bang. We landed.

Alexis: Thanks for coming J.D. We found out what's going on here in Retroville.

Me: What is it Alexis?

Jimmy: The famous J.D. Knudson and the Loud Siblings and friends. It's a great honor to meet you all. I'm Jimmy Neutron.

Sheen: I'm Sheen Estevez.

Carl: And I'm Carl Wheezer.

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you all.

We introduced ourselves.

Jimmy: It's an honor to meet you all.

Carol: It's a pleasure too.

Alexis: Here's what's going down J.D.

Alexis told me everything.

Me: The Yokian's are at it again. They just will never learn.

Lincoln: What are the Yokian's?

Me: They are a race of Egg Aliens. They have a liquid form and they need an egg shape robot body to move. They're primarily a race of space hunters who search the universe for worthy prey to sacrifice to their god Poultra. They live on the planet Yokus about 3.2 million Light Years away from Earth.

Jimmy: That's right. The Yokian's kidnapped our parents almost 2 years ago and they attempted to take Earth by force when they came here. Now it's personal again. They kidnapped our parents again 12 hours ago and are gonna finish the job.

Shannon: That's awful.

Carol: We have to put an end to those monsters for good this time and make sure they never come back.

Me: You're right Carol. Lisa, deploy the U.S.S. Valor.

Lisa: Affirmative 2nd Big Brother.

Lisa pulled out a remote and pressed a big red button and the ground rumbled. A huge hatch opened up under an abandoned building and the U.S.S. Valor arose from the ground.

Maria: Wow! What a starship!

Alexis: It's amazing isn't it? I'll never forget helping in rescuing the people of Krypton with it.

Varie: It's an impressive ship huh?

Rachel: I'll say. What a ship.

Me: Yep. We're going to the planet Yokus, rescue Retroville's parents and put an end to the Yokian's once and for all.

Sheen: What do you mean J.D.?

Me: After we rescue the parents, we're going to blow up planet Yokus and kill all the Yokian's.

Everyone was shocked that I would make such a crazy decision.

Varie: J.D. that's crazy!

Me: I know. But we have no choice. If we don't stop the Yokian's for good they will just keep returning and trying it again and they won't stop until they succeed. So what better way to hit them where it hurts then by blowing up their planet and destroy them all.

Rachel: He's right. We have to stop them or it's Deja Vu all over again.

Jimmy: I agree with you Rachel.

Cindy: Me too. We won't let the Yokian's get away with this ever again.

Nick: Me too guys.

Lincoln: Okay guys. It's time to put Operation: Annihilate The Yokian's So We Can Rescue The Parents Of Retroville And Free The Universe From Them And Think Of A Shorter Name For This Operation into action.

Jimmy: That's a mouthful.

Me: I know. How about Operation: Yokian Genocide?

Lincoln: That's perfect.

Me: Lets do it!


We got our ships ready and set target destination for the planet Yokus. Ben, Gwen, Maria, Chione, Katie and Carmen were in the Rust Bucket 3.

Me: All right. All systems green and ready for launch.

Alexis: Roger that.

Jimmy: Begin Launch J.D.

Me: Roger that. Activate launch sequence. T Minus 10 seconds to launch.

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0

(Kids in America by No Secrets plays)

Our ships launched and we were on our way to Yokus.

Me: Hold on parents. We're coming to save you. Get ready Yokus, your reign of terror ends now!


We were traveling through the endless void of space beyond our galaxy and witnessing some of the most amazing feats that the Universe has to offer.

Me: This is incredible. It's hard to imagine that we're this far out in space and we're seeing things that not even the Human Eye can see from Earth.

Jimmy: That's right J.D. No human or dog has ever seen this much out here.

Me: Yeah. Cindy I have a question to ask you.

Cindy: What is it J.D.?

Me: Why do you pick on Jimmy all the time? What has he done that would warrent such abhorent behavior?

Cindy: Because he's been smarter than me and has always stolen my thunder.

Me: Oh I see what it is. You're jealous of him. Sure he may be more intelligent than you mentally but he has done so much for all of you in Retroville. He is a great scientist like Lisa is. You and Jimmy have been given great intelligence to not just help people but also help further benefit humanity for the greater good.

Jimmy: Thanks J.D. That means alot to me.

Me: You're welcome Jimmy. Also Cindy there's no need for you to be Jealous of Jimmy because he's much smarter than you. You are just as gifted as he is.

Lisa: J.D. is correct Cindy. No one should ever be mocked for their intelligence stature. I'm only 4-years old and I have the incredibly high intelligence quotient of 330 and I started talking in the first few seconds of my life.

Me: That's incredible Lisa.

Lincoln: Lisa has always been the most gifted one of us in our family J.D.

Me: I believe it.

Cindy: That's incredible Lisa. You are a smart girl with the mind of an advanced college professor.

Lisa: Indeed. But you and Jimmy have what it takes to do great things for the greater benefit of humanity. Like cure every disease known to man.

Me: Or invent hypothetical devices that were never thought possible.

Jimmy: That's true.

Cindy began to realise that she was a monster to Jimmy and began to understand that there's more to Jimmy that can help her become a strong and gifted person.

Cindy: Oh Jimmy. What have I done!? (Crying)

Jimmy flew to Cindy and held her hand from the ship.

Jimmy: It's not your fault Cindy. You were just jealous of me. You are a great girl with amazing smarts and that's what makes you who you are. Never forget that.

Cindy: (Sniffles) But Jimmy I've made fun of you, called you names, even discredited you for your inventions. How can you call me smart when I've done all that to you?

Jimmy: Because even though we have our differences I still care about you and all our friends. Never forget that.

Goddard barks in agreement.

Cindy: You're right Jimmy. I won't forget that.

Libby: That was real sweet of you Jimmy.

Jimmy: Thanks Libby.

Nick: What you said was really cool Neutron.

Jimmy: Thanks guys.

Me: You're welcome Jimmy.

Sheen: How did you know that Cindy was jealous of Jimmy, J.D.?

Me: Lets just say Sheen that we've all had a dramatic impact on the planet and we have a reputation of changing people for the better.

Vince: That's right partner. We have done so much that it defies all logic.

Carol: Yeah.

Carl: We saw all your achievements on the news and they were amazing.

Me: Thanks Carl.

A device beeps on our control console and we saw up ahead a planet with a huge energy field. It was planet Yokus.

Me: There it is. Planet Yokus dead ahead.

Ben: It's an advanced city planet.

Gwen: It sure is.

Carmen: I hope we get to kick some Yokian butt.

Maria: Yeah.

Me: We will guys.

In front of the planet we saw a bunch of ships that look like chickens.

Me: Looks like they formed a blockade to make sure we don't get through.

Jimmy: That's what it looks like.

Me: All right then. All hands Red Alert! Man your battlestations!

The alarms went off and we manned our weapons.

Me: Fire lasers and torpedoes!

We fired ion lasers and proton torpedoes at the ships and destroyed them in fiery explosions.

Me: We breached the blockade. We'll land in the city and confront King Goobot in his castle.

Jimmy: Right.

We land inside the city and it was an amazing place. It was all an amazing city and the Yokian's were an advanced race.

Me: This is amazing. Too bad they all have to die. But I sense that there are rebels here that want to take Goobot down.

Varie: I feel it too.

Me: Okay. Varie, you lead a party to find the rebels and meet me at the castle. We'll take the fight to Goobot and end him for good.

Varie: Okay. Be careful guys.

Me: We will. Lets go!

We split up.


We went into the castle and we saw Goobot talking to his brother Ooblar.

Goobot: That meddling Jimmy Neutron and his friends are here. I feel their presence.

A purple web wrapped around Goobot and Alexis froze him in ice.

Ben (grabs Goobot's arm and uses electricity on it): Leslie, you and Alexis keep him in place.

Leslie: Right! (Webs Goobot up while Alexis freezes his other arm)

Jimmy (to Goobot): Not so tough now, are you? Where are our parents?

Goobot (chuckles): If only you knew!

Libby: Jimmy, I just found out from another Yokian about what's gonna happen to our parents.

Jimmy: What did you find out?

Libby: He said something about sacrifices to their god, Poultra.

Me: Just as we thought.

Goobot: Haven't you figured it out yet, Neutron? By the time we're done, there won't be any parents for you to take back to Earth.

Me: When we rescue the parents of Retroville we're gonna blow this entire planet into Oblivion and kill you all!

Jimmy (gets angry): You monster! Tell me she's lying!

Ben: Jimmy, you need to cool it, ok? Don't engage him now! We've almost got this jerk killed!

Jimmy (loses it): YOU MONSTER! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! (constantly hits Goobot and unintentionally frees him from the webbing and ice)

May fired a blast of ice and Leslie retangled him in web. Chione restrains Jimmy.

Chione: Jimmy you have to calm down. Getting worked up about it won't work.

Jimmy: You're right Chione. Thank you.

Me: Ed, unleash your secret weapon.

Ed: Okay.

Ed pushed the button on his watch and he became Ed-Zilla.

Me: Sic him boy!

Ed-Zilla lunged at Goobot.

King Goobot V: ENOUGH! All of you are beneath me! I am a king, you fools. And I will not be thwarted by–

Edzilla grabs Goobot and slams him into the floor five times like a rag doll, then leaves him lying face-up in the resulting crater.

Edzilla: Puny king.

Me: Good boy Ed.

Ed reverts back.

Me: It's over Goobot. Your days of terrorizing the Universe are finished forever.

Varie came in and with her were a bunch of chicken humanoid rebels. They were the original rulers of Yokus before the Yokian's took over.

Varie: We got here and killed all the guards and stormed the castle.

Ooblar: The Rebels have won!

Jimmy: That's right. Now give us back our parents!

King Goobot V: Never! They will be sacrificed to our god Poultra!

Varie: You're too late for that you rotten egg! They're on our ship and we're out of here!

Me: That's right Goobot. The days of the Yokians are finished forever.

We beam back to the ship.

King Goobot V: To the ships!


Back on the ship we went above the planet.

Me: Activate the secret weapon.

The ship opened up it's underside and revealed it's ultimate weapon: a planet destroying super ion laser.

Lisa: Target locked on and ready to fire.

A red button opened on my console.

Me: Burn in Hell you Scrambled Egg Freaks!

I pressed the button and the laser fired and it hit the planet and completely obliterated it in a tremendous explosion.

KRAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Laney: Bingo!

Carmen: Bullseye!

Lincoln: Good shot J.D.!

Me: And Good Riddence to bad rubbish!

Starfire: Yes. The Yokians will never terrorize the Universe again.

Ben: No they won't.

Alexis: Sensors are picking up something in the debris.

Me: On screen and Magnify.

It zoomed in and found King Goobot still alive and floating among the debris.

Lincoln: It's Goobot. He's the only one that survived the explosion.

Me: Beam him aboard and throw him in the brig.

Gwen: Right.

We beam him aboard and throw him into a cell in the brig.

Me: Lets go home.

Ben: This adventure did do one good thing for us J.D.

Me: And what's that Ben?

Ben: Me and Leslie became very closer and became brother & sister.

Gwen: That's awesome Ben.

Chione: It sure is.

We then went back home to Earth.

Because of us, not only was The Yokian Race was completely destroyed but Goobot was now forever cursed to wander the entire Universe alone; the last of his kind.

He was thrown into the Moon Prison forever and placed in a special chamber that left him in his scrambled form.

The parents of Retroville were brought back safe and families that were torn apart by the Yokian's were reunited once again.

Judy: Thank you for saving us all from the Yokian's J.D.

Me: You're welcome Mrs. Neutron. When we heard all about your abduction by the Yokian's we set out to save you.

Hugh: This was one of the most amazing adventures we've seen from you J.D.

Me: I know Mr. Neutron. Now that we destroyed the Yokian's and captured Goobot we'll never see them ever again. The rebels are now gonna live on Earth from now on.

Judy: That's amazing.

The rebels of Yokus are called the Akatorus. They are benevolent race of humanoid chickens that were formerly the dominent species of Yokus before the Yokian's rose up and ruined their home. They swore to take it back when the time came. We were the catalyst that lead them to take back their world. But because Yokus was ruined beyond repair they had no choice but to abandon their home and set up a new home. We destroyed Yokus and eradicated the Yokian's forever. Goobot is now our prisoner in the Moon Supermax Prison. The Akatorus were made official citizens of Earth after I explained everything at the United Nations.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Nico: WHOA! That is amazing!

Eli: Wow! Boy you destroyed their entire planet!? I say good riddance. But that is gross that they would sacrifice people like that.

Laney: No kidding there.

Lana: Yeah.

Maria: What are we looking for this time?

Nicole: You'll like this one. It's called the Sword of Nar Ice. It's got the powers of ice and the Nar Magi in it.

Qin: Wow! Cold!

Me: Yep.

Nico: Who should get that one?

Kaoruku: I will. I think it's fitting for me.

Qin: Go for it Kaoruku.

Nicole: It's up ahead.

We went into an ice cave and in a big room in an altar was THE SWORD OF ICE NAR!

Me Whoa!

Qin: There it is!

May: You know what to do.

Kaoruku: Here we go.

She went over and then grabbed the sword and pulled it out and it glowed!

(ESCAFLOWNE (FOX KIDS VERSION) INTRO EXTENDED PLAYS)

She glowed in a powerful ice and water aura and she grew wings of water and ice and she had all the powers of ice and water at her command. She also had longer teal blue hair and she was amazingly beautiful too.

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Wow! Kaoruku how do you feel?

Kaoruku: Amazing J.D.!

Qin: So awesome.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: Wait I sense something.

Me: Uh oh.

Eli: Scratch that. I sense MANY somethings.

Me: Many? Uh oh.

Then out came 20 black versions of Evolved Splixssons! They were all ANOTHER ULTIMATE DITTO!

Me: WHOA! Another Ultimate Ditto!

Qin: Whoa! Talk about being in many places all at once!

Me: At least this one won't give me a splitting headache.

Another Ultimate Ditto: (In a girls voice) And it'll be awesome to face you J.D.

Me: (GASP) Nakami Fushi!? Whoa!

Fu: That ninja girl that disappeared from the Leaf a while back?

Me: Yep that's her and she has the powers of magic and all the Chakra Natures including the Kekkei Genkai and Kekkei Tota. Her power is immensely strong and has the strength and power of 50 S-Rank Ninjas.

Qin: WHOA! That is powerful!

Me: Yeah. I did a scan on her power level and it's equal to that of Nuova Shenron at his maximum at 3.6 billion.

Laney: WHOA!

Nico: 3.6 Billion!? That's inconceivable!

Another Ultimate Ditto: I know. I was born with incredibly powerful strength and power.

Me: You sure were.

Albedo turned into Negative Ultimate Ditto.

Negative Ultimate Ditto: Did Swartz promise you anything?

Another Ultimate Ditto: Just to be a great ninja. But I knew he was lying to me. So I just rejected his offer and walked out the door. But I turned into this.

Me: Smart thinking you turned it down. Shame we have to fight like this. This is gonna be brutal. Watch this one.

I then flared up my power and went SUPER ANGEL WOLF MOON XELNAGA!

I had a glowing neon blue Super Saiyan Aura made of pure fire and it melted the entire ice cave in an instant!

Me: (Divine Wolf Moon Voice) This is gonna be so awesome. Nakami if Master Goku and the Z-Fighters all faced you, you would easy be considered the most powerful adversary they ever encountered next to Omega Shenron.

Another Ultimate Ditto: I'm sure I would.

Me: Yeah. Might as well started it big. (Cups hands) KAAA MEEE HAAA MEEE HAAAAAAA!

I fired a Kamehameha Wave and it hit her and smashed down 3 of her clones in a powerful explosion!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Nico: YEAH!

Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!

They donned their Zenkaiju armor.

Me: Time for some action! (ACTIVATES STAR CREATURE'S RIDEWATCH) STAR STYLE NINJA ART: THE LAST DANCE!

(THE LAST DANCE BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)

I floated into the air as stars swirled around me as The Last Temptation plays.

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY)

She sang for you last night, she heard you were calling
Yearning in tears a thousand times
Your spirit was floating, your spirit was searching
On a cloud of dreams
A moonbeam shines bright in the city of angels
Guiding the dreamers back to life
And they'll do the same every tomorrow
Till the pain subsides
Don't be scared now, close your eyes
She holds guard tonight
Go on forward, no remorse
Life will take its course
She danced with you last night so you will remember
All you have shared, the lifetime
The angels were watching and death will be waiting
Until the time is right
Don't be scared now, close your eyes
She holds guard tonight
Go on forward, no remorse
Life will take its course
Hold on to memories
See what lies ahead
Life will go on and we are one
With every step you take

I fired waves of stars and smashed Another Ultimate Ditto all over the place.

Nico: Nice one! My turn. (ACTIVATES ROQUEFORT'S RIDEWATCH) CHEESE STYLE NINJA ART: TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY!

Nico floated into the air and cheese swirled around him as Tomorrow is Another Day from The Rescuers played.

Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY)

Come along
Will there be sunshine shinin'?
Will we find a silver linin'?
Come along
Sing a song
When today becomes tomorrow
Will we find joy or sorrow?
Sing a song

Is it wrong
To put all our hopes together
And wish for somethin' better?
Is it wrong?
To be loved
To face the future with another
Who means more than any other
Is to be loved

We'll paint the grey clouds
With pretty rainbow hues
And we'll brush the gloom away
And save it for a rainy day
Rainy day

Oh, today
If troubles cast a shadow
And shadows make the sun afraid to stay
But it's okay
'Cause there'll be sunshine shinin'
And we'll find a silver linin'
Another day

Tomorrow is another day
How I hope you'll always stay

Nico fired waves of cheese and smashed Another Ultimate Ditto all over.

Eli: Love that song!

Lana: Me too. Now for me. (ACTIVATES PIMON AND TUMBAA'S RIDEWATCH) BUG MEAL STYLE NINJA ART: YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I GOT BUGS IN MY TUMMY!

(YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY BY TIMON AND PUMBAA PLAYS)

Lana floated into the air and bugs swirled around her.

Timon & Pumbaa: (SINGING DIVINELY)

Timon:
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got bugs in my tummy
And I feel like munching you

Pumbaa:
Bugs are such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And that's what I'm gonna do

Timon:
Oooh I love to hold ya
Oooh I love to kiss ya
Oooh I love 'em so

Bugs:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Pumbaa:
Sweet, sweeter than sugar
Oh bugs, I won't let them go

Bugs:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Timon:
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got bugs in my tummy
And as sickening as it may seem

Pumbaa:
Nutrition's what their givin'
It's what keeps me livin'
And they taste like peaches and cream
Kinda like sugar

Timon:
Kinda like spices
Kinda like -ooh!

Pumbaa:
What they do
Kinda sounds funny

Timon:
But love, honey

Both:
Honey I love you
Ba da ba-da-da-da da
Ba da da da da ba-da-da-daaaah!

Timon:
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got bugs in my tummy

Pumbaa:
And one more will satisfy

Timon:
Love, you're such a sweet thing

Pumbaa:
Good enough to eat thing

Timon:
Sweet thing that ain't no lie

Pumbaa:
I love to hold ya
Love to kiss ya

Timon:
Oh! I love ya so

Bug:
Noooo!

Timon:
Oh love is sweeter, sweeter than sugar
Oh love I won't let - STINK BUG!

Chorus:
Ba da ba-da-da-da da
Ba da da da da ba-da-da-daaaah!

She fired waves of bug dishes and smashed Another Ultimate Ditto down.

Sougo: (gets out Zi O II Ridewatch) You May have us outnumbered!

Rider Time! (Synthesizer tone) Kamen Rider~! (Rider~!) Zi-O! (Zi-O!) Zi-O~! II!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Revive Ridewatch) But you're outmatched!

Re-vi-i-ve Goretsu~! Goretsu!

Sougo became Zi O II while Geiz became Geiz Revive Goretsu.

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Watch this one. I learned this one from Marsupilami. MARSUPILAMI STYLE NINJA ART: COFFEE OF INFERNAL FIRE!

I made coffee that Marsupilami made and drank it and then fired a massive blast of fire from my mouth and burned Another Ultimate Ditto all over!

Me: (BURPS) (Italian Accent) THAT'S A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL!

Nico: (takes out Yost Multiple Man's Ridewatch) Let's fight clones with clones!

Me: And me too. (Takes out Multiple Man, Billy Numerous and Multiplex's Ridewatches)

We activated them.

Me and Nico made 3,000 clones!

Qin: WHOA! 3,000 Clones!

Laney: Lots of them.

Me: Now YOU are outnumbered.

Another Ultimate Ditto: Oh boy.

Then the Another Ultimate Ditto's formed a chain and then they grabbed me and then threw me into Nico and my butt was in his face!.

Me: Uh oh.

I then farted in Nico's face!

LOUD FART!

Nico got me off him and coughed and gagged!

Me: Now don't kill me Nico. It was an accident!

Nico: I know.

Bloom: My turn!

Bloom activated Brain Freezer's Ridewatch and fired waves of ice and smashed the clones down.

Qin: YEAH!

Maria: Let's keep going!

Then Misty's mark glowed.

Me: The Next gene-slammer is close.

Then out came Earthbound Immortal Ccarayhua along with Kairyu-Shin, Ocean Dragon Lord - Kairyu-Shin, Yormungarde, Jormungandr, Generaider Boss of Eternity, Levia-Dragon Daedalus and Ocean Dragon Lord - Neo Daedalus!

Nico: WHOA! Earthbound Immortal Ccarayhua, Kairyu-Shin, Ocean Dragon Lord - Kairyu-Shin, Yormungarde, Jormungandr, Generaider Boss of Eternity, Levia-Dragon Daedalus and Ocean Dragon Lord - Neo Daedalus!

Ccarayhua: (In a girls voice) Looks like the fun is starting.

Kairyu-Shin: (In a girls voice) (Japanese Accent) It sure is.

Nico: May Lorika and the Mizugami Sisters!

They reverted back and May was a girl with green hair and green eyes and had green and black clothes and the Nazca Line for the Lizard on her right arm and had the lizard on her skirt. The Mizugami sisters were 6 girls with blue hair and had Japanese School uniforms and had kanji's for numbers 1 thru 6 on each of them.

Meilin Mizugami: We got this guys.

Mera Mizugami: But it's awesome to see you again Nico.

May Lorika: Same here.

Nico: You too girls.

The girls fired waves of energy and blasted down Another Ultimate Ditto and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and Nakami was back to normal. She was a girl with red hair and had purple ninja clothes and I went over and I put a coat on her and picked her up.

Nakami Fushi: (Groans) What a headache.

Me: But you're back to normal.

Nico: Maybe in the future, we'll meet several Another MOE Villains.

Me: Oh boy.

Lola: Yeah.

Bloom: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

May Lorika: I have a lot of them. But my favorite is when me and Nico found the Scythe of the Lizards of Lacerta.

Nicole: That is a powerful staff there.

Nico: It sure is.

Meilin Mizugami: And our favorite is when we went with Nico underwater and we found all sorts of treasures in sunken ships.

Mira Mizugami: Those were always so fun.

Laney: Cool!

Nico hugged them.

Nico: I missed you girls.

May Lorika: We missed you too Nico.

Qin: But it's awesome having you guys with us.

Me: We better get to the estate and warm up.

Nico: Good idea.

We teleported back home.

We warmed up with some hot cocoa/

Nico: After all of the Core 310 have gotten a chance to go on a rescue with me, then teams get involved in my rescues.

Me: Wow! Looking forward to that.

Laney: Same here.

Qin: Yeah.

Xenia: Interesting.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, and Will Vandom are heading to Lafayette, Colorado, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the two girls here, but we got word that our old enemy, Count Dracula, the King of The Vampires, has returned from the dead and he still wants revenge on us for destroying him.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Lafayette, Colorado, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the two girls here, but we got word that our old enemy, Count Dracula, the King of The Vampires, has returned from the dead and he still wants revenge on us for destroying him.

Me: And I think I know why he would be right here in Lafayette, Colorado: this place is home to the grave of Theodore "Fodor" Glava, a Transylvanian immigrant came to America as many others did, seeking a better life. But all indications are that he led a modest, if not impoverished life as a coal miner, before dying in the midst of the 1918 flu epidemic. He, possibly along with another person, was buried in the municipal cemetery in Lafayette, Colorado, north of the edge of town. It wasn't until after his death that Glava gained notoriety.

Rudina Adalwulf: Though not much is known about Glava's life, the mention of Transylvania on his gravestone spurred rumors that he was a vampire. It is thought that a tall, pale, lanky man from that region would be an easy target for untrusting settlers, stoking rumors, or attempting to explain away natural happenings with superstition, and local lore says that some townspeople dug up the grave and found blood by Glava's mouth, his teeth seeming larger than normal, and his nails still growing, but these were all natural parts of the decay that sets in after death. But, it didn't matter, the settlers drove a stake through his heart and reburied him, and it's said a tree unlike any other, grew from the wooden stake, and the red rose bushes nearby grew from his fingernails.

Roxanna Brenton: And rumors even persist to this day that the residents from the local area see a mysterious figure walking around late at night. So who is to say if he was a vampire or nothing more than an innocent man caught up in wild superstition. If you do go looking for yourself, bring Fodor a small gift, a coin, a trinket, or maybe even a bouquet of dead roses.

Adriana Ardelean Dracula: (Romanian Accent) I remembered this story from long ago, and Lincoln did tell me of what you all did in destroying Count Dracula, that was amazing, and I'm not upset, Dracula may have the same name as my ancestor, but what he's done in the past can't be forgiven, he must be destroyed for good, and when I find Mastema Chernabog, she will suffer!

Lincoln: She will, Adriana, and I want to thank you, Clyde, and his harem for joining us, Will.

Will Vandom: You're welcome, Lincoln, and I'm so excited for tomorrow.

Me: Yeah, we're going to destroy Void Queen for good.

Nico: She's going to pay, and you did say that you, Selene Emperyous, and her sisters have a plan to keep The Chernabog Sisters contained at the ruins of Ördögház for tomorrow, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Yep, and that'll be after we get rid of Mastema Chernabog, Nico.

Clyde: Yeah, right now, let's get after Dracula.

?: HEEEEELLLLP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of two girls screaming for help, along with the sound of malevolent laughter. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the two girls, but they've been cornered by Count Dracula and he's going to kill them and turn them into vampires, and Lincoln saw he had the Qliphoth Tree of Death on his forehead.

Lincoln: (Gasps) Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the two girls, but they've been cornered by Count Dracula and he's going to kill them and turn them into vampires, and I saw that he had the Qliphoth Tree of Death on his forehead.

Laney Emperyous: And there's only one person who could've brought Count Dracula back from the dead once again: Mastema Chernabog.

?: (Spanish Accent) That ruthless king of the undead, let's get him and that insane and chaotic demon will get hers later on today.

Suddenly, we saw the My Singing Monster, Peckidna, appear before us.

Lori: No way, that's Peckidna.

Lynn: And that Spanish accent, it's Ronalda Vocesdebelleza.

Lincoln: As we expected, Ronalda Vocesdebelleza's here, that's so awesome, but we'll have to talk later, let's take down Count Dracula once and for all.

We rushed over, and before Count Dracula could kill the two girls and then turn them into vampires, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at the ruthless King of The Vampires, and that allowed the two girls to get to safety in a rainbow energy field created by Lincoln to protect them from Count Dracula, and when he saw us again, he was really enraged and pissed off at us.

Count Dracula: (Transylvanian Accent) So, we meet again, Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and don't think I've forgotten what all of you have done in derailing my plans to take over the world.

Adriana Ardelean Dracula: (Romanian Accent) You deserved your fate long ago, Count Dracula, and although we may be family, I will never forgive you for what you've done in taking so many innocent lives to slake your thirst for blood.

Count Dracula: You will PAY!

Count Dracula rushed at Adriana Ardelean Dracula to kill her, and before he could attack her, Lincoln appeared in between Adriana and Dracula, and when Dracula saw Lincoln's eyes turned from deep sapphire blue to blood red and his fangs grow longer, he would be too late to find out that Lincoln's a vampire as Lincoln slashed at his chest with his nails that grew into claws.

Lincoln: Yeah, the secret's out: I was turned into a vampire long ago by Adriana who gave me her vampire blood and then I was turned into a werewolf by Rudina, and in the process, I became a powerful vampire-werewolf hybrid with all the strengths of the vampires and werewolves, but none of their weaknesses, and one who's leagues stronger than the oldest vampires and werewolves, and to me, you're nothing but my next victim.

Nico: And he's fed on a lot of evil vampires and evil werewolves, along with powerful villains. Now, it's time for you to die once and for all, Count Dracula.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Will Vandom, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Count Dracula and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln slashed Count Dracula on the chest with his claws and massive greatsword, and he put the vampire king into a brutal bear hug, so that he couldn't escape and as he sank his fangs into the vampire king's neck, he began sucking out all of his blood, along with absorbing the vampire king into his body and assimilating his powers and abilities. Then, when Lincoln was done drinking Count Dracula's blood and absorbing the werewolf into his body and assimilating his powers and abilities, an energy card with Count Dracula's evil soul inside appeared in Lincoln's large left hand, and when the Judgement Kanji had appeared on Count Dracula's forehead, he was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: Your days of feeding on innocent victims every night are finally over, Count Dracula. (To Ronalda Vocesdebelleza) And it's so good to see you again, Ronalda Vocesdebelleza.

Ronalda Vocesdebelleza reverted back to normal, and she was a beautiful girl with long flowing sea foam green hair, sea foam green eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful sea foam green angel wings and she reigned in the power of Peckidna, and she's dressed in a sleeveless pink jersey top, purple gym shorts, sea foam green sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with birds and turtles on the coattails and Peckidna on the back and holstered on her back is a Peckidna-themed large greatsword with Clackula etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged sea foam green blade, large turtle heads for the crossguard, large sea foam green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large bird heads and a large red gem on the bottom of the large bird heads for the pommel.

Ronalda Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) (Spanish Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's so good to see you, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily again, Lynn, and you all look so amazing.

Lynn: Thanks, and you also look amazing, Ronalda. Plus, you're going to be quite surprised to see how much Lincoln's grown and changed.

Lincoln went up to Ronalda Vocesdebelleza and he hugged her, and Ronalda Vocesdebelleza is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice and seeing the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Ronalda Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) Whoa, and Lynn's right, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails, that's really new, and you've also really grown so much bigger in muscle, you can land an airplane on that more wider and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and also, cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Nico: Wow, so this is...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's Nico, this is Ronalda Vocesdebelleza, she's the third eldest sibling of the ten Vocesdebelleza Sisters who are my Guardian Angels from Brazil, and Ronalda and her sister, Sally, are Lynn's classmates in Gym, and they would often help Lynn with training for sports.

Lynn: You got that right, they've really helped out with my training for any games our teams have.

Lincoln: That's right, and they have the same story.

Nico: Hey yeah, that's right, and we got an idea of what they're like.

Johanna Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) You said it, and it's so good to see you, Ronalda.

Ronalda Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) It's good to see you and Corona again, Johanna, and it's also good to see you again, Hilda.

Hilda: (Spanish Accent) You too, Ronalda.

Ronalda Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) And I've got a story to share on how Lincoln mongrelized Scoots when she tried to kill me and my sisters.

Nico: Oh, this we're really going to enjoy hearing.

Ronalda Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) You're going to love hearing it. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something I want to give you: I want to give you my blood.

We gasped at her request, including Lincoln.

Lincoln: Ronalda, are you absolutely sure?

Ronalda Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) (Smiles) More than anything, after all, I'm going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.

Lincoln looked into the eyes of Ronalda Vocesdebelleza, and like her sisters, he saw she's really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to her, and he hugged her waist in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down to her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Ronalda Vocesdebelleza's neck with sea foam green gems on the gold lightning bolts and sea foam green crystals links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love around her neck.

Ronalda Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means, just like your cousin and your sisters, you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Ronalda.

Ronalda Vocesdebelleza had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Ronalda Vocesdebelleza's waist and she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leans down to her face and kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the two girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The two girls are Eleanor Evans and Lisa Livingston from the anime, Refection.


Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Eleanor Evans and Lisa Livingston from the anime, Refection.

Nicole: Awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Eleanor Evans: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you for saving us from that vampire, Count Dracula.

Then, when Eleanor Evans and Lisa Livingston saw who it was that saved them from Count Dracula, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird and Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white werewolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Eleanor Evans: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made a clone of himself, and he and his clone went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Eleanor Evans: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Eleanor Evans and Lisa Livingston with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and they were shocked to find out that the villain we went after was Count Dracula, our old enemy and King of The Vampires, who returned from the dead, because of Mastema Chernabog.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in roughing him up and then Lincoln putting him into a bear hug and biting him on the neck and feeding on his blood and absorbing him into his body and assimilating his powers and abilities and sending his soul to The Black Gates forever, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Ronalda Vocesdebelleza have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town.

Maria: I can't believe that because of Mastema Chernabog, she brought back Count Dracula, the King of The Vampires who we defeated years ago, oh, she is so dead!

Lincoln: Yep, but Laney and I will be ready for her later on today.

May: And we're really pissing off the Chernabog Sisters big time.

Laney Emperyous: Let them get that pissed off at us, they deserve it for the chaos and havoc they've instigated and caused in Royal Woods for years, besides, Judgement Day is coming for them, and their days of causing havoc are ending here and now.

Lincoln: Yeah.

Dracula (Hotel Transylvania): (Romanian Accent) And I can guess he got scared when you showed him your fangs and eyes turning blood red.

Lincoln: You guessed it, and he was scared out of his cape when I told him of the fact that I'm a vampire-werewolf hybrid.

Me: And Adriana really took a stand against Count Dracula.

Adriana Ardelean Dracula: (Romanian Accent) You bet I did, and he was no match for any of us.

Lincoln: And he was indeed furious at how much we changed the last time we dealt with him.


After finally destroying Count Dracula forever and really pissing off Mastema Chernabog, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and Ronalda Vocesdebelleza saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Ronalda Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Ronalda, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Ronalda Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much bigger you've gotten in muscle mass.

Nico: You got that right. So, Ronalda, what's the story on how Lincoln took down and beat Scoots up into a pulp when she tried to kill you and your sisters?

Ronalda Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) You're not going to like this one bit. One day, me and my sisters were with Lincoln and we were heading back to The Loud House after doing some workouts at the gym. But, then, we heard an angry yell and Lincoln caught the sound of an electric scooter, and someone came rushing right at us: it was Scoots and she was going to kill me and my sisters in a fit of rage and she was also going to kill Lincoln again by running us over, but Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and he destroyed Scoots' scooter and then, he grabbed Scoots by her shirt, and then, Lincoln proceeded to mongrelize her and when he was done, Lincoln knocked out Scoots' dentures and hit her hard in the head with a mallet he got out.

Nico: Hey, I remember that day all too well, when we got the word that Scoots broke out again, J.D. and I went to the cops and we were also going to tear her to shreds again, but when we saw what Lincoln did, man, we were stunned.

Me: We sure were, but Scoots had it coming, and that bitter old goat had no chance against Lincoln, and I got the picture.

I pull out the picture of Scoots after she was mongrelized by Lincoln and it matched what Ronalda told us of what Lincoln did to that bitter old goat, and everyone was stunned.

Eli: Sheesh! That's a lot worse than the beating I've given her, but when someone dares to mess with or try to murder Lincoln's Guardian Angels, he'll come after them and he'll mongrelize them!

Lincoln: I wasn't going to let Scoots get away with that, so I had to defend the Vocesdebelleza Sisters from her.

Nico: You got that right, and you also got your hands covered in blood and your knuckles were really sore and bloody, so I made a ball of water and covered your hands in it, washed the blood off, and I was about to wrap your hands in bandages, but then, your knuckles had suddenly healed up because of your superhuman regeneration. But, you were one tough guy, Lincoln, and you kicked Scoots' butt hard and she fell down to the concrete like a bag of bricks.

Lincoln: She made a big mistake going after ten of my many Guardian Angels, just because she still wants to kill me and all of us, but she's never going to learn her lesson. Besides, I've had more than once had to pulverize her when she's tried to kill me and all of us.

Nico: (Snickers) Ooh, I can guess she didn't like that!

Me: (Laughs) She sure didn't, Nico.

We got a shower afterwards, and Lincoln, Roxanne (Pokemon), Roxie (Pokemon), Shauntal, Kidd Summers, Phoebe (Pokemon) and Potion Nova are heading to Dry Lagoon.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in a large orange speedo with the Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Roxanne (Pokemon), Roxie (Pokemon), Shauntal, Kidd Summers, Phoebe (Pokemon) and Potion Nova were dressed in two-piece bikinis, sandals, jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we'd also found out that Roxanne (Pokemon), Roxie (Pokemon), Shauntal, Kidd Summers, Phoebe (Pokemon) and Potion Nova each had feelings for Lincoln, and Lincoln also saved Roxanne (Pokemon), Roxie (Pokemon), Shauntal, Kidd Summers, Phoebe (Pokemon) and Potion Nova from a group of bounty hunters Trina Riffins hired to kidnap and kill them, because she still wanted revenge on us for what we did in humiliating her and she also still wanted blood. After Lincoln rescued them and the girls told us Trina Riffins hired the thugs to kidnap and kill them to get revenge on us, Lincoln drops another piano on that pink-haired rageaholic temper-tantrum bitch.

Potion Nova: Wow, so this is Dry Lagoon.

Lincoln: Yep, and it's also perfect for our first date, girls. Shall we?

Lincoln, Roxanne (Pokemon), Roxie (Pokemon), Shauntal, Kidd Summers, Phoebe (Pokemon) and Potion Nova dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they met the animals that live there, and they went back to the beach and they had a game of volleyball and Roxanne (Pokemon), Roxie (Pokemon), Shauntal, Kidd Summers, Phoebe (Pokemon) and Potion Nova got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw him lift up a 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbell he summoned. Then, they had some lunch, and then, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to Roxanne (Pokemon), Roxie (Pokemon), Shauntal, Kidd Summers, Phoebe (Pokemon) and Potion Nova and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the girls wrap their left arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and they placed their right hands on the massive wide and muscular left pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and they shared a passionate and romantic kiss, and then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.

Nico: Hey, Linc, how was your date?

Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Dry Lagoon.

Potion Nova: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) And for our first beach date.

We also saw they had Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, and we knew the girls also allowed Lincoln to bite them and feed on their blood, like with the other girls in his harem.

Potion Nova: And this was due to all of us harboring feelings for Lincoln, and they all came into light when he saved us from those bounty hunters Trina Riffins hired to kidnap and kill us, because she still wanted revenge on us for humiliating her and to slake her thirst for blood.

Twilight Sparkle: And I still remembered that our man dropped another piano on her head and when she came out, she had piano keys in her mouth. Trina's just going to make things worse for herself.

Lincoln: You got that right, Twilight. Say, has there been any trouble from Mastema Chernabog?

Me: Actually, you can thank Selene Emperyous and her sisters for this one, Lincoln: they used their powers to prevent The Chernabog Sisters from sending their armies of demons after us to kill us.

Lincoln: Serves Adrastea and the rest of her sisters right, and later on, Laney and I are going to destroy Mastema Chernabog later on today.

Nico: Yeah, and I know she's planning on bringing the rest of her sisters again.

Laney Emperyous: After what happened yesterday, we'll keep our eyes open for them, and we'll have our trap set for them after we send them running back to Ördögház.


Later it was time for Halinor's first Ambassador Mission.

Me: This is gonna be an awesome adrenaline rush.

Lola: Yep.

William: Anyone else want to go with Halinor? Besides Shinnosuke, Eddy, and 2 Rabbids?

Me: Well the Cul De Sac kids want to go with and so does Luan.

Nico: Cool cool.

Halinor: So what is this planet we're going to?

Me: It's called Xenoc and it's a world located in the Cigar Galaxy and it is home to the most powerful energy ever: Xeno-Energy.

Qin: Wow!

Nico: Yep.

We went to the ship and we were off to Xenoc and we arrived there and it was a really scary world. It looked like a planet with green aura.

Me: Whoa!

Nico: So that's Xenoc. Amazing plaee.

Eli: Yep.

We landed and got our cars out and we drove onto the planet. It looked like a scary mountainous world overflowing with incredible energy.

Me: Wow! So this is Xenoc.

Halinor: Scary place.

We drove around and then we saw Ultrox.

Ultrox: (to Shinnosuke) I recognize you. Kamen Rider Drive, right?

Shinnosuke: That's right. Shinnosuke Tomari.

Me: And he is also with us.

Ultrox: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's truly an honor to meet you. Sorry I'm Ultrox and welcome to Xenoc.

Me: Pleasure to meet you Ultrox. We came from the planet Earth. Halinor here is on her first ever mission as Ambassador of this world.

Halinor: It's true.

Me: As you can see we have our ship with us because we have our racers in it as well.

Ultrox: Yes I can see that.

Halinor: But it's an honor to be here.

Ultrox: We're glad you can join us. It's actually not often we see humans around here.

Me: Yeah it's our first time ever being here.

Nico: It sure is.

Ultrox: I see. I also sense something dark inside your friend here.

Me: Oh yeah. Eddy is having problems with a dark side of his.

Luan: You'll see it soon when it comes out.

Nico: Yeah. And Luan and Eddy's friends are here with us to keep him in check.

Eli: Yeah.

Ultrox: We heard you're some of the greatest racers all over your galaxy.

Me: Well we have raced on numerous planets. But yeah we get that a lot.

We then met G'rok and Jek.

Ultrox: These are G'rog and Jek.

G'rog: Awesome to meet you all.

Jek: It's an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

G'rog: It's sour first time meeting humans.

Me: Pleasure to meet you guys too.

Jek: We heard so much about your famous adventures and how you destroyed many dangerous enemies.

Nico: Yeah we get that all the time.

Ultrox: We should explain what goes on here and went on here.

He did so.


Xenoc, the heart of the universe, holds the valuable energy source known as Xeno-energy. It has the power to create or destroy. For eons, this cosmic energy gathered and destroyed civilizations until the wisest and oldest species, Zenterrans, managed to land containment chambers on the planet surface, which they built with the help of Fyran mechanics. Fearing that every race would be warring over the contained energy, the Zenterran Master Khadan issued a contest. Each alien civilization would choose a champion to race for this great power, and whoever controls the most Xeno-energy will decide the fate of the universe. Since the Zenterrans maintain their neutrality, even the Kragnans were welcome to compete. The Kragnan Empire, a race of fierce crablike creatures who travel in spaceships made of lava and land vehicles made of bones (which they built using knowledge they obtained from the Fyran brains they consumed), have enslaved or eaten half of the universe. They seek more energy for their new generation of eggs. The protagonist, Ultrox, knows there is more to Xeno-energy than even the Zenterrans know. While studying a planet damaged by Xeno-energy, he notices a Kragnan ship crash-land nearby. He saves its imprisoned occupant, a Fyran boy named Jek, from a squad of Klaw Troopers. Just before he was vaporized by another Kragnan ship, the gangster named Seadrok dropped his space anchor on the ship, thus saving his life. After persuading him by also dropping the N'tal champion G'rog, Ultrox joins the races as Alpheron's champion.

On the planet Krag, the Kragnans, knowing that they can't steal the Xeno-energy or eat the Zenterran brains (when the Kragnan Warlord Zanth ate Undermaster Akhil's father's brain, the power proved so overwhelming that his body exploded), entered one of their warlords, Gnarl, into the races. The Zenterrans created an enforcer from Xeno-energy named Gamekeeper Kytani to enforce the strict set of rules they imposed on the races. During the first race, Jek followed Kommander Necraal, the Kragnan Klaw Trooper who had kidnapped his uncle, until he kidnaps the young Fyran and tells him they ate his uncle's brain. In an attempt to fix the race, Skrash, the lone zombie native to Xenoc, detonated a mountain in the hopes of taking the other racers with it.

After the first race, the Kragnan commander attempts to steal the Command Matrix. But when Ultrox and Khadan warned Necraal of the trap Undermaster Akhil set that would unleash Xeno-energy on the entire Kragan Empire, Undermaster Akhil mind-controlled the Kragnan into springing it. The resulting trap sent destructive streams of Xeno-energy to every Kragnan like Necraal, except Gnarl, who was shielded at the time. Master Khadan explained that the Xeno-energy only wiped out the Kragnans identical to the commander, so because they did not match Necraal's pattern, the Empress and her new breed of eggs were spared. Even though he saved the universe from the threat of the Kragnan Empire, Akhil was executed for his illegal use of mind-control, but promised to return. The Zenterrans continued to hold the races, while Gnarl continued to compete in them in the hopes of winning enough Xenocells to restore his empire's former glory. Meanwhile, Ultrox has to keep winning Xeno-cells for Alpheron as much as possible so he can continue to study Xeno-energy. But because he often neglects the rules and the races to save people, he is often disqualified from races he would otherwise win, and Alpheron's Minister Prime Apex often comes close to replacing him.

As the races progressed, Ultrox discovered that the Xeno-energy was becoming more violent because of the races, and a new more violent and unpredictable form of it called rogue Xeno-energy was steadily growing throughout Xenoc.


When he was done we were shocked!

Me: Whoa man! So Xeno-Energy has the power to destroy and create anything.

Ultrox: That's right and it was because of Xeno-Energy that most of my body was destroyed and I got these limbs.

Nico: Ouch.

Eli: That must've hurt.

Ultrox: It did.

Shinnosuke: (sighs) And these are Rabbids.

Me: They may be cute but they are brainless idiots. But they are funny.

Nico: Yeah Rabbids are not the brightest of creatures but they are funny.

Me: Yep.

Eli: Yeah they are silly.

Ultrox: Yeah I see they are not the brightest of how you said Lightbulbs in The Closet.

Me: That's right. They know how to give a really good laugh.

One of the Rabbids licked Ultrox's car.

Jek: Hey! Ultrox's car isn't for licking! (the Rabbid blows a raspberry at him): Did you just raspberry me?!

Me: See? Told you they aren't very bright.

I picked him up.

Rabbid: DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Me: See what I mean? But they do give us a great laugh.

Nico: Yeah. It's funny.

Ultrox: I do see what you mean.

Jek: Yeah.

Halinor: It's funny though.

?: HEY!

We saw a crazy zombie skeleton alien.

Ultrox: Uch! What do you want now Skrash?

Skrash: To get you freeloaders off my planet!

Me: This is not your planet you rotten pile of bones and don't you know any dogs that would like to eat you?

Shinnosuke: So, you must be one of the other racers after Xeno Energy.

Skrash: Yes and you freeloaders are not welcome here!

Me: Bite me bonehead.

Nico: Man this guy is a dirt clod.

Skrash: HMPH!

He left.

Me: Who was that freak?

Ultrox: That's Skrash. He hates us having races here.

He told us all about him.


Skrash is the crazed lone skeletal zombie of Xenoc and pilot of the Flameskull. He is the last member of a long-extinct species that crashed on Xenoc so long ago, even he doesn't remember the details. His body is a natural conduit for Xeno-energy, which keeps him alive. He possesses immortality, invulnerability, cellular regeneration, and tremendous physical strength. He also suffers from insanity. Skrash loves all sorts of destruction, mayhem and foul play. He is very territorial about Xenoc, believing that the whole planet belongs to him and that the Zenterrans and all other species that have come to compete are deliberately trespassing on his home. His goal in entering the races is to win enough xenocells to get all those uninvited freeloaders "off his planet". He hates everybody equally, and everybody hates him equally back. However, in one episode, when Skrash is banned from a particularly violent race, he shows a more sensitive side when he claims that he enjoys the races and got upset about missing out: "I hate the other racers! That's the point, buggy! The races give me a chance to beat up on 'em!". Skrash is often used for comic relief - much of the show's humor revolves around Skrash, bones, and his afterlife "living".


When he was done we were smirking.

Me: Hmm.

Eli: A comic relief villain.

Halinor: Also, I wasn't always this young.

Ultrox: What do you mean, Halinor?

Halinor: It is a really strange story.

Me: We've had many incredible battles on Earth and one of our most devastating was the battle with Nerissa.

I told them all about it and how Halinor was made young again and more and it was amazing.

Jek: Whoa! That's intense!

Nico: Yeah it sure was.

Eli: Yeah and we have had many battles worse than that one too.

Me: Yeah.

Ultrox: Wow. Shall we go mine some Xeno Energy?

Halinor: Lets shall.

Me: (In my head) And I sense that Nega-Eddy is about to come out in 5…4…3…2…1…

Shinnosuke: Good thing I brought Tridoron with me. All we have to do is participate in the race for some Xeno Cells and-

Eddy's eye began twitching. And then, Nega-Eddy smirked as he came out and pointed his blaster at us.

Nega-Eddy: I'll be pretty much limited during the race. So, now's a good time as any to take you all out and became the only hero!

Ed Edd N Eddy Kevin: Okay, dude. Let's just calm down and take a deep breath. (takes Eddy's blaster) Ultrox, catch! (Tosses him the blaster)

I then punched Eddy in the face!

POW! DING DONG!

Ed Edd N Eddy Kevin: GET HIM!

TRAIN HORN!

The kids gave Eddy a merciless thrashing and beat him up really badly in a brutal fight cloud!

Eli: OOH! OUCH!

Nega-Eddy was REALLY FEELING THE PAIN!

Nega-Eddy (To Ultrox): Give that back! It belongs to me!

Ultrox: No. It belongs to the real Eddy. I'll give it back to HIM after you're dealt with for today. (punches Nega-Eddy in the face)

It sent him flying and then he crashed into a rock.

KRASMASSSSSH!

Me: OOH! OUCH!

Nico: Yikes.

Eddy was back to normal.

Eddy: (Stupid Talk) Granddad you ran another stop sign.

Ultrox: (gives blaster back to Eddy) Here, you can have your blaster back. I honestly have my own weapons.

Eddy: Thanks. OWWW! That hurt guys!

Me: Sorry.

Nico: Yeah.

I looked at the timer for the curse and it showed 22 times left.

Me: 22 times left.

Nico: Nice to know that my curse is working.

Me: And that Audrey Sauron's ring is working.

Shinnosuke: Better get my game face on. Henshin!

He turned into DRIVE!

Me: Yeah! Time to burn rubber!

I got into my roadster and we drove on the track!

Me: YEAH!

Then the Gamekeepers came.

Gamekeeper Kytani: It is an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Halinor: The honor is all ours.

Me: Same here. Gamekeepers it's an honor too.

Gamekeeper Kytani: We're glad you can join us. We heard so much about all your achievements. Racers on my mark. GO!

AND WE WERE OFF!

We burned rubber!

Halinor: YEAH! This is fun!

Me: WOOHOO!

Shinnosuke: Time for some Shift Car action! (takes out KGBeast's Shift Car)

He fired waves of energy from his car.

Me: YEAH! (Activates Heatwave's Shift Car)

I fired blasts of fire and blasted the terrain all over.

Ultrox: Wow! That is amazing power!

Nico: It sure is!

Halinor: My turn for Shift Car fun!

She activated Flarizamon's Shift Car and fired blasts of fire and burned much of the terrain all over.

Me: Wow! Yeah!

Eli: YEAH!

Eli fired waves of energy and blasted the terrain all over too.

Nico: Take that!

Ultrox: Very impressive.

Kevin: RIGHTEOUS!

Ultrox: Fortunately, it's just us racing. But in the 3 races after this one, there's going to be some competition.

Me: Looking forward to that.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome.

Eli: Yep.

Halinor: I hope we blast Skrash.

Me: Me too.

Shinnosuke: Anyone see the finish line?

Nico: Up ahead!

Ultrox: That's it.

We zoomed and we crossed it! Me and Halinor won!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Halinor: The first Xeno Cells we've ever won.

Gamekeeper Kytani: We trust you all to keep these safe on your planet.

Me: We will. Thank you.

Nico: This is so awesome.

Me: Yep.

Ultrox: How did you like this race?

Me: It was really cool. We had a lot of fun here on this one.

Nico: Yep.

We later went back to the ship and headed home to Earth.

May: Next time, Cheese and Flarizamon should come as well.

Me: Good idea May.

Nico: Oh boy.

Halinor: But Flarizamon will be in for some fun.

Eli: He sure will.

Cheese: I like chocolate milk.

WHAT AN IDIOT.


At the table, the mascots and Cleo Chestnut were having an eating contest.

Maria: Horsea, what are you eating?

Horsea: The hottest nachos in the world.

I came out wearing a radiation suit and geiger counter clicks were heard in the background as I had a glowing red hot tray. Put it on the table.

Me: This is the hottest nachos in the world.

I pulled off the serving lid and revealed a massive pile of red nachos covered in red chips, salsa, beans, peppers and more and they had super nuclear hot sauce all over them.

Me:These are the Nova Diablo Nachos! Hottest ever nachos on the planet. They are covered in Dragons Breath and Reaper Hot Sauce and Eddy's brothers Armenian Secret Hot Sauce.

Qin: WHOA BOY!

Laney: (GULPS)

Nico: (to Poromon and Poliwag) What kind of flowers should I get for your funerals?

Lucy Loud: I'll be sure to say something nice for you guys.

Poromon: Thanks but we can handle it.

Nico: Here we go.

Me: Okay guys ready?

Poliwag: We're ready!

Me: And GO!

They got to eating and man of man was it nuclear hot spicy. They ate 50 plates of chips and spicy toppings and more and many oh man were they feeling the fire! They were eating and eating and eating and eating and eating. Then the mascots passed out from being bloated and Cleo Chestnut won!

May: Manaphy, are you okay?!

Manaphy: (BURPS FIRE IN MAY'S FACE)

May: (COUGHS SMOKE)

Nico: WHOA!

Me: It was all their idea guys.

Nico: I know. Jeez! Those are really spicy nachos.

Qin: No kidding! Wow!

Nico: You guys okay now?

Poromon: Yeah we're okay.

Eli: Man that was intense!

Halinor: You're not kidding there.

Laney: J.D. gave me some nachos earlier and they were awesome.

Lynn: I'll say.

Nico: Well, today has no usual battles. What do you guys wanna do?

Me: I don't know. What you want to do?

Eli: Hey don't start that again!

We laughed at what we said.

Nico: Funny.

Me: Ren and Stimpy are heading out to mine Blue Cheese and strike it rich.

Qin: Wow! I remember on the cheese planet we saw Blue Cheese being worth as much as diamonds.

Horsea: Is Blue Cheese tasty?

Me: It sure is. And it goes good with Buffalo Chicken.

Qin: Yummy.

Camie: Nice.

Laney: This is gonna be interesting.

Lana: Yeah it sure will.

Lola: Yep.

Maria: Let's meet up with them.

Nico: Okay.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye and the red iris of Lynn's Third Eye of The Buddha glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was: the figure was none other than Mastema Chernabog, and she's major-leagued pissed off that we killed Count Dracula and ruined her fun, and now, she's coming here to get her revenge on us, and even worse, she's bringing the rest of her sisters with her. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, Lynn, is someone else coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and as we guessed it: the dark energy signal we sensed belonged to Mastema Chernabog, the youngest of The Chernabog Sisters, and she's major-leagued pissed off that we killed Count Dracula and ruined her fun.

Lynn: And now, she's coming here to get her revenge on us, and even worse, she's bringing the rest of her sisters with her.

Me: Sheesh, but this is expected.

Lori: This is something we'll have to deal with until they've been killed one by one, and only Adrastea Chernabog is left.

Laney Emperyous: Yeah, and I should've known Mastema would get the rest of her sisters involved, she really is a sore loser.

Lincoln: A sore loser who's about to have her demonic wings ripped out of her back for all of the evil things she and the rest of them have done.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: What a demonic bitch.

Lincoln: Better get the special traps set up for when Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, Nocnitsa Chernabog, Cruella Chernabog, and Griselda Chernabog, show up, along with Mastema Chernabog, Selene.

Selene Emperyous: We're already on that, Linky, along with our big trap.

Nico: And they'll also not only be deterred and restrained again, but they'll also get to watch as Laney and Lincoln destroy another one of their sisters. Alright, gang, let's go, we got word Ren and Stimpy are heading to The Blue Cheese Mountains.

Luan: And we're going to mine for the Blue Cheese and it's worth its weight in gold and diamonds.

Lincoln: We're going to help them strike it rich by mining for the Blue Cheese, and once we get done with helping Ren and Stimpy strike it rich, you're next, Mastema Chernabog.

We were off. We headed out west to the Blue Cheese Mountains.


BLUE CHEESE MOUNTAINS, SOUTHWESTERN COLORADO


We arrived in Southwestern Colorado and we were right in front of the Blue Cheese Mountains.

Me: Here we are.

Xenia: Wow!

May: Hey, guys!

Ren Hoek: Hey guys! Came to strike it rich for Blue Cheese too?

Me: Yep.

Qin: This is gonna be cool.

Xenia: It sure will be.

Lana: Lets go get to digging.

We went down into a mine and got to digging.

Ed: Dig a hole! Dig a hole!

We were digging all over.

Me: Man look at all this.

But then we smelled something.

Ren: (Sniffs) YIKES! THAT SMELL! IT MIGHT BE DEADLY CHEESE GAS! But there's only one way to know for sure.

He pulled out a Canary.

Ren: A Canary. For centuries have relied on canaries to detect deadly gas.
Canary: (Sniffs) I don't smell anything.

He then put a cigar in his mouth and then flicked a lighter and then…

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

There was an explosion and then the mine collapsed and we got buried in cheese!

We got up and then…

Stimpy: EUREKA!

We struck THE FATHERLODE!

Stimpy: THE FATHERLODE!

We struck tons and tons and tons of blue cheese nuggets and ore!

Maria: Look at all this!

Qin: WE'RE RICH!

Nico: Rich-ER!

Laney: Yeah we are!

Xenia: Yep.

May: What do we do with all this?

Me: Well we get it turned into cash.

Nico: Good idea.

Me: There's a bank in town.

Ren Hoek: Then lets go.

We went to town and got it all counted up. We raked in a total of $235,236,785,438,855,346,533,823,783,473,474,434,999,212,467,432,354,534,235,734,345,342.00.

Me: HOLY MACKEREL!

Qin: Wow! That's a lot of numbers!

Xenia: No kidding!

Stimpy: Yep!

Maria: Bottom line is that we're even more rich

Me: But we don't rub it in peoples faces like certain queen bees we hate.

Laney: Yep.

Nico: But This was great.

Lincoln: Wow, now that's what I call an awesome cheese mining adventure.

Nico: And we really struck it rich when we found out that Blue Cheese is worth its weight in gold and diamonds. Awesome job, guys, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Mastema Chernabog to deal with, and she should be arriving here along with the rest of her sisters...right now!

?: You're going to pay for ruining my fun and breaking one of my playthings, Laney Emperyous!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Laney Emperyous: (Growls) I should've known there's no mistaking that chalkboard screech from anywhere. You can come out now, Mastema Chernabog.

Selene Emperyous: Along with the rest of your demonic sisters, Adrastea.

Suddenly, the image of the Qliphoth Tree of Death appeared in the sky and surrounding it are Seals of The Demonic Princes of Hell, and nine mists of darkness appeared and one of them descended onto the ground and what stood in its place was a girl with midnight black hair, blood red eyes, black clothes with the Qliphoth Tree of Death on her skirt and black demonic wings on her back: the figure was Mastema Chernabog, the youngest of The Chernabog Sisters, and the eight remaining mists of darkness descended onto the ground and what stood in their places were Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, Nocnitsa Chernabog, Cruella Chernabog, and Griselda Chernabog, and the leader of The Chernabog Sisters, Adrastea Chernabog.

Laney Emperyous: Mastema Chernabog, just as we expected.

Selene Emperyous: And you also had the nerve to bring Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, Nocnitsa Chernabog, Cruella Chernabog, and Griselda Chernabog with you when we ruined your sister's fun, Adrastea Chernabog.

Mastema Chernabog: You goody-two-shoes Emperyous sisters always had to go ahead and ruin our fun like you always do!

Adrastea Chernabog: And now, you will all pay!

Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, Nocnitsa Chernabog, Cruella Chernabog, and Griselda Chernabog came after us, but they were caught by a Sephiroth Tree of Life surrounded by eight crosses that appeared below their feet and that made them scream demonically, and they were all trapped.

Adrastea Chernabog: (HISSES) ANOTHER TRAP! NOW, WE CAN'T GET OUT!

Selene Emperyous: That's right, and now, you ten get to watch as my little sis and our man destroy your demonic little sister for the chaos and havoc that she just pulled this morning in Lafayette, Colorado. Oh, and if you're even thinking of breaking out, don't bother, this trap will remain there until your sister is finally gone.

Mastema Chernabog: (ROARS) YOU MISERABLE, STUPID, LITTLE...!

Mastema Chernabog rushed at Laney Emperyous and Lincoln and tried to kill them, but Lincoln and Laney fired powerful blasts of fire and rainbow fire and when she got hit, she screeched like the demon that she really is as the flames burned her.

Laney Emperyous: That'll teach you, but we're just getting started, Mastema, and I've had it up to hear with you and the rest of your demonic sisters to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Laney Emperyous' crimson red eyes turned neon yellow and she was surrounded by a crimson red energy aura with fire, music notes, crosses, and angels, she unholstered her massive Lazion the Timelord-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Mastema Chernabog, she left crimson red energy, fire, music notes, crosses, and angels with every step.

Laney Emperyous: I will never ever forgive you for all the times that you and your demonic sisters have caused chaos throughout Royal Woods, so many innocent people have been suffering due to all the chaos and suffering you bitches have unleashed, and now, the time of reckoning is now at hand, Mastema Chernabog, and now, you shall suffer God's Judgement.

Suddenly, Laney Emperyous was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red energy with fire, music notes, and crosses surrounding it, there are angels, Lazion the Timelord, and Raziel the Archangel flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Laney Emperyous emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Laney Emperyous grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has crimson red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon crimson red eyes and a crimson red energy aura with fire, music notes, crosses, and angels surrounding her, she has the Seal of Raziel in the hands of Lazion the Timelord emblazoned on her forehead, she has on angel earrings with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Holy, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Lazion the Timelord with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Holy, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her crimson red angel angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Laney Emperyous has on a sleeveless crimson red midriff top, crimson red skirt with the Sephiroth Tree of Life on it, crimson red pants, crimson red legwarmers, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with fire, music notes, crosses, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Lazion the Timelord one one side and the Archangel Raziel and they have a cross floating in their left and right hands and surrounded by fire. Suddenly, Laney Emperyous felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red angel wings with stars and red tips on the large crimson red feathers grew much bigger for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Laney Emperyous' massive Lazion the Timelord-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of crimson red energy, crosses, fire, music notes, and angels and when it emerged, it was transformed into Lazion the Timelord's Holy Firestorm Music Archangel Greatsword of Holy Fire Music Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Lazion the Timelord and Raziel the Archangel etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large crimson red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and a large crimson red gem below the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with crimson red gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Lazion the Timelord's head with crimson red gems for eyes and a large crimson red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji below Lazion the Timelord and Raziel that said, "Laney Emperyous, Gene-Slammer of Lazion the Timelord, Third Youngest of The Emperyous Sisters, Powerful Master of Fire and The Powers of Raziel the Archangel, Amazing Singer, Friend and Sister of Luna Loud and Sam Sharp Loud, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher and Despiser of Dark Lynn, Master of The Hell's Torture Illusion Destroyer of Mastema Chernabog, Archenemy of Fire Elementor, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Holy Fire, Crosses, and Archangels"

レイニー・エンペリアス、タイムロードのラツィオンのジーン・スラマー、エンペリアス・シスターズの 3 番目の末っ子、強力な火のマスター、大天使ラジエルの力、素晴らしい歌手、ルナ・ラウドとサム・シャープ・ラウドの友人であり姉妹、愛情深い守護天使、未来の妻リンカーン ラウド、スマッシャー、ダーク リンの軽蔑者、地獄の拷問のマスター、マステマ チェルナボグのイリュージョン デストロイヤー、火のエレメンターの大敵、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、聖火、十字架、大天使のマスター

Laney Emperyous has transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA HOLY MUSICAL FIRESTORM ARCHANGEL TIMELORD ANGEL OF DIVINE HOLY FIRESTORM MUSIC ARCHANGEL TIMELORD JUSTICE AND DIVINE HOLY FIRE MUSIC STORM ARCHANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Laney Emperyous' Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Mastema Chernabog saw it, she went fucking mad and fired a blast of darkness at Laney Emperyous to kill her, but Laney Emperyous fired a powerful yellow energy blast with fire, crosses, music notes, and angels which overwhelmed the blast of darkness and it hits Mastema Chernabog, and she was sent flying into a wall. But, she got out and she was extremely pissed off.

Nico: Whoa, now, Mastema Emperyous has transformed, and she really looks like an Angel.

Lincoln: An Angel of Holy Music Firestorm Timelord Justice and a champion of the Archangel Raziel, and Laney, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Laney Emperyous: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Holy Music Firestorm Timelord and Divine Holy Fire Music Storm Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we destroy Mastema Chernabog once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With her equally chaotic and demonic sisters watching? With pleasure, Camie, but let's take this to a better place.

Lincoln snapped his fingers and we were near the ruins of Ördögház, and then, Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Laney Emperyous.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time to say your goodbyes forever, Mastema Chernabog, 'cause your days of causing chaos and havoc in Michigan and the world are over!

Laney Emperyous and Lincoln went after Mastema Chernabog, who continued firing blasts of darkness at them, but they've dodged every last one of them, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, crimson red energy, crosses, music notes, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, and Mermaids at Mastema Chernabog, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on her.

This was really making Mastema Chernabog extremely pissed off and this was also making the rest of The Chernabog Sisters really angry, but Laney Emperyous and Lincoln were just getting started and Mastema's divine punishment has just begun. Mastema Chernabog then summoned a massive army of demons from Hell to kill them, but Lincoln fired blasts of holy light from his large left hand, massive greatsword, massive white angel wings, eleven massive and long white werewolf tails, the large nine multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and the small planets orbiting around his fingers and they hit the army of demons and they were incinerated. Then, Laney Emperyous and Lincoln slashed off Mastema Chernabog's wings and she screamed in excruciating pain, and this horrified the rest of The Chernabog Sisters, and Mastema Chernabog was on her last legs.

Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Laney Emperyous, it was known as Lazion the Timelord's Holy Archangel Earthstorm Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's crimson red with waves of fire on the blaster with a Phoenix, Archangel, and Lazion the Timelord surrounded by fire etched on the sides, and a crimson red gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Laney Emperyous fired blasts of rainbow energy, crimson red energy, and elemental forces and when they hit Mastema Chernabog, they exploded with incredible power as they hit her and she was killed. Then, as they holstered their hand-cannon Blasters, Mastema Chernabog's spirit appeared and Laney Emperyous and Lincoln drew the Judgement Kanji and Seal of Raziel on her, and she was damned to The Black Gates as she was found guilty by those she hurt and she was erased forever. We cheered wildly for what Laney Emperyous and Lincoln did to Mastema Chernabog as they holster their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Laney Emperyous' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive crimson red angel wings are permanent.

Then, the trap disappeared and we saw the horrified looks on the faces of Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, Nocnitsa Chernabog, Cruella Chernabog, and Griselda Chernabog, and they were horrified to see what happened to Nocturne Chernabog, and this pissed them off greatly.

Adrastea Chernabog: No, Nocturne! (SCREAMING INSANELY) YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS, ALL OF YOU!

Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, Nocnitsa Chernabog, Cruella Chernabog, and Griselda Chernabog came after us again, but the trap re-triggered again and they were caught by a Sephiroth Tree of Life surrounded by ten crosses that appeared below their feet and that made them scream demonically, and they were all trapped.

Adrastea Chernabog: (HISSES) ANOTHER TRAP! AGAIN!

Lincoln: And it's about to get worse, Adrastea. Now, Selene!

Selene Emperyous: Right.

Selene Emperyous, her sisters, and Lincoln formed a powerful magic circle with Enochian Runes and a Sephiroth Tree of Life in it and it surrounded the trap that The Chernabog Sisters were caught in, and it also had the twelve crosses, and they couldn't get out, and it was pissing them off.

Lincoln: Don't even bother trying to get out, Adrastea, the magic circle we formed that surrounds the trap is known as The Seal of The Almighty, and this magic circle and the trap keep you eight trapped in it. See, tomorrow is Cornelia's special mission with the Dino Fury Power Rangers, and we can't have you or your demonic sisters trying to cause us any trouble tomorrow, and this trap will remain here until Friday.

Nico: Have fun remaining in this angelic prison.

We teleported out of there, and as soon as we did, Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, Nocnitsa Chernabog, Cruella Chernabog, and Griselda Chernabog let out eight demonic screams of pure rage and insanity: WE'VE PISSED THEM OFF NOW!

We arrived back at the World Tree Estate, and we busted out laughing hysterically.

Nico: (Laughing Hysterically) Oh man, that was an awesome trap you and the Emperyous Sisters set up, Lincoln.

Laney Emperyous: Yep, and like Linky said, The Seal of The Almighty are going to keep those eight demons trapped in it, since tomorrow is Cornelia's special mission with the Dino Fury Power Rangers, and we can't have Adrastea or her demonic sisters trying to cause us any trouble tomorrow, and that trap will remain until Friday, and now, there's only eight Chernabog Sisters left to deal with. Thanks for helping me destroy Mastema Chernabog, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Laney.

Suddenly, Laney Emperyous wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick and muscular neck, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Laney Emperyous' face, they kissed passionately as Laney Emperyous' left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Lazion the Timelord, and the Archangel Raziel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and angels flying behind them and flames raging behind them and heavenly lights shined down on them and we heard a choir of angels singing and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Laney Emperyous came back to us, as the display and Lazion the Timelord and the Archangel Raziel vanished.

Nico: Wow, now that's what I call another blow to The Chernabog Sisters.

Lincoln: Yeah, and we really pissed off Adrastea and the other Chernabog Sisters, and they'll still do anything to get revenge on us, but we'll be ready for them.

Me: Yeah.

Selene Emperyous: That's right, Linky, and we're not going to stop until The Chernabog Sisters are all gone for good.

Nico: But, we're still making our mark on those heathens with that little show.

Lincoln: Yep, and for tomorrow, we're going to meet Sally Vocesdebelleza the Hawlo Gene-Slammer.

Ronalda Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) Awesome!

We went back home. We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

Meanwhile over in Pine Ridge, the Dino Fury Rangers were getting ready for our arrival and they were really excited because we were going to destroy the Void Queen once and for all.

Zayto: This is gonna be so awesome.

Amelia Jones: Yeah it sure is!

Izzy: I can't wait to kick some Void Queen butt.

Ollie: Me too.

Zayto: Lets get ready guys!

Dino Fury Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! DINO FURY KEY! LINK TO MORPHIN GRID!

In a flash of light they transformed and went at the screen.

TO BE CONTINUED…


Another awesome fanfic done.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Boris, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to the swamps of Bograth and we're going to be in for another awesome treasure and it's going to be for The Scythe of The Bograth Swamp and that one will be given to Sakura Valencia. Also we're going to battle Another Eye Guy and meet gene-slammers for Earthbound Immortal Ccapac Apu and White Aura Whale! Their names are Elizabeth Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and Aurora Albedo and they are both Nico's friends History and Jungle Exploration and they know all about how to explore the jungle and more. They discovered all sorts of really awesome and amazing treasures. The match-up scene for the saga is for Cornelia Hale, and she, along with Will, Irma, Taranee, and Hay Lin are going to destroy Lord Cedric (W.I.T.C.H.) to close out Cornelia's Ambassador Mission, and we won't have any added trouble from The Chernabog Sisters, thanks to the Seal of The Almighty Lincoln, Selene Emperyous, and her sisters used on them. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Georgia, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy the evil versions of The Masters of Evil, that were created by Griselda Chernabog, due to her being driven into eternal madness by what we'd been doing in killing her sisters one by one and what Lincoln, Selene Emperyous, and her sisters did in putting them in the angelic prison: The Seal of The Almighty, and we're also bringing The Masters of Evil with us, and when Vypra finds out that Griselda Chernabog was the one who made those evil versions of her and the other Masters of Evil, she was going to be major league mondo pissed at that heartless chaos-causing she-demon. And we're going to meet a Hawlo Gene-Slammer named Sally Vocesdebelleza, she's the fourth eldest of the ten Vocesdebelleza Sisters who are all Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Brazil. Sally and her sister, Ronalda, are Lynn's classmates in Gym, and they would often help Lynn with training for sports. Their last name, Vocesdebelleza, means Beauty Vocals in Spanish. The Vocesdebelleza Sisters all share their love for Lincoln, and they, along with with the Louds would sing together, and often, sing around Christmas time. They and the Louds looked out for one another, and during one of their Christmas caroling session, The Vocesdebelleza Sisters each kissed Lincoln on the lips. They're the cousins of one of Lincoln's many future wives, Hilda, and they hate Scoots, Flip, Lewis Travolta, Bubble Bass, and even Billy McLean. As you saw at the end, we're going to meet the Dino Fury Rangers and we're going to battle the Void Queen and the Nemesis Beast and we're going to make sure those monsters never return and we're going to make them pay.

See you all tomorrow