This is an Appetizer planet
In Maretime Bay in the Crystal Brighthouse was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Batman, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there for some rest and relaxing fun as well as another awesome rescue.
Qin: Ahh. This is awesome.
Brynja: (Icelandic Accent) Boy you said it Qin. Nothing like a little rest after having a lot of fun on a bunch of awesome treasure hunts.
Me: You got that right.
Sunny Starscout: But it's always awesome having you all with us too.
Pipp Petals: It sure is.
Batman: It sure is relaxing.
We were having smoothies.
Me: (Slurps) Ahh. And refreshing too.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Batman.
Batman: My pleasure Nico. It's going to be good helping you out.
Me: It's awesome having you with us Bruce.
Batman: After everything you've done for me I'm glad I'm able to help out.
Me: Anytime.
Batman: Nico, I would like to apologize.
Nico: For what? You didn't do anything.
Batman: But Joker might have had a part to play in making J.D. and the others reckless in the first place while I simply went along with it. (growls) If that was the case, it probably wouldn't have happened if I had just followed my instinct and... and broken his goddamn neck after Jason was killed by him. And for that fact, I take full responsibility.
Me: It's not your fault Bruce. If anyone is to blame for all that. It was me. I was still a teenager back then and I let my excitement and love of adventure and fun and battle get the best of me. So I am the one that should be taking responsibility for that.
Batman: I know. But you guys all did really good helping me and all of us over the years.
Maria: Besides, Bruce, we don't think of any less of you despite everything that's happened. You've done a lot of good deed for the world and Gotham. (Laughs) My fellow Meta Breed members except Ebon can confirm that.
Batman: That is true.
Me: Besides. At least you're rid of the Joker and some of your most dangerous enemies forever.
Qin: That's for sure.
Rin Nohara: Yeah they all deserved to be destroyed for everything they did.
Twilight Sparkle: I agree there.
Me: Besides, the Justice League has most of their enemies in the M.O.E. and some of the most dangerous and cunningly conniving ones are now gone for good.
Batman: That's true. And you did help some of my enemies change their ways.
Xenia: We sure did.
Qin: That is always true.
Bai Tza: We all think it's awesome.
Me: Yep. But man that was so awesome party.
Eli: It sure was.
Nico: Yesterday was less of a humiliation and more of a recap.
Me: We still had a lot of fun though.
Xenia: Yeah that was so epic.
Camie: This whole year was all absolutely epic.
Lola: Yeah it sure was. We had a lot of fun.
Me: It always is fun. And man ALL these missions were epic and amazing.
Qin: They sure were.
Nico: Yep.
Nico: Not to mention that already, we've met two new heroes.
Me: No kidding there. And they are the Ghostbusters and the Alien Racers.
Lola: Yeah.
Qin: That is so awesome.
Camie: It sure is.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: We're not done yet though. But we're off to an awesome start.
Laney: Yes we sure are
Maria: Nico, which teams did you make yesterday?
Nico: Good thing you reminded me. Boris' team will include Kouta, Tharja, Celica, Clair, and Hilda. Brittney's team will include Amber, Ren & Stimpy, Powdered Toast Man, Kylie Griffin, and Siren.
Me: Ooh! I like it.
Lola: Me too.
Me: And Celica will be perfect for Boris's team.
Brittney: And I'm truly honored to have a team like that Nico and Kylie will make a great addition to my team.
Laney: So will Siren.
Twilight Sparkle: Moondancer is going to love that one.
Nico: Yep.
Me: (Slurps) Ahh.
Batman: Tharja, Clair and Hilda will make amazing additions to the team.
Nico: They sure will. Fire Emblem is awesome.
Juran: I hope Misty hasn't been found out yet.
Me: Me too.
But then there was a knock at the door.
Me: I'll get it.
I went and opened the door and it was Misty.
Me: Oh Misty. We were worried you have been found out.
Misty (MLP): Don't worry guys. I'm doing a good job.
Me: Awesome.
Nico: So what have you found out?
Misty (MLP): Well it's not good.
She pulled out a book and it was a copy of Opaline's log. It was a really BIG Book!
Me: What's this?
Misty (MLP): This is a logbook of everything Opaline did. I found it and made a copy of it for you guys to see.
Nico: Lets take a look.
We got to reading it and what we discovered in it was absolutely HORRIFYING! Opaline was the most evil monster we have ever seen in all of Equestria's history! She is not only a xenophobic power hungry monster but is also the SUPREME DRIVING FORCE BEHIND ALL OF THE UNHOLY AND TERRIBLE CALAMITIES BEHIND ALL OF EQUESTRIA'S VILLAINS AND HOW THEY CAME TO BE!
Maria: I don't believe this!
Me: Opaline is much worse than we thought!
Eli: She is 100,000,000,000,000,000% PURE EVIL INCARNATE!
Lisa Loud: Technically there is no such percentage but under these circumstances I definitely agree with you there Eli.
Lily: This is horrible!
Me: So all the major villains that we faced were all just pawns to Opaline.
Xenia: Oh man!
Nico: But this is definitely all info we need! Good work Misty.
Camie: Yeah you did a great job.
Me: We got to tell Princess Celestia about this.
Nico: Right. Lets head to Canterlot Castle.
Me: And Nico after your rescue we need to head into the Briefing Room and discuss our plan of attack on Opaline.
Nico: Right.
We grabbed the book and teleported to Canterlot Castle.
Batman: It's possible this isn't all of it.
Me: There might be more and the info on her is building every week. But we'll find out soon.
We went into the castle.
Me: Guards we have to see Princess Celestia immediately. It's urgent.
Guard: Right this way.
We went and stood before Princess Celestia.
Princess Celestia: Oh hello everyone.
Me: Sorry to come in like this Princess but I'm afraid we have something massively urgent.
Princess Celestia: What's wrong?
We told her everything about Opaline and everything she was doing over the last 2,000 years and more and it was SHOCKING!
Princess Celestia: This is terrible!
Princess Luna: So after all the trouble we went through because of the Doomsday 23, we now know they were all just nothing but pawns in a grand scheme.
Me: I'm afraid so princesses. But the Doomsday 23's problems they caused pale in comparison to everything Opaline has done.
Nico: Yeah. She has gone too far this time. And she needs to pay dearly.
Misty (MLP): And I was her right hand pony princesses. I served her because I wanted a cutie mark. But I realize now that I was duped.
Me: We have Misty acting as our spy for her. Like how we had Chameleon act as OUR spy for Team Dark Phoenix Storm last year.
Princess Celestia: Very clever.
Eli: Yeah it was.
Nico: Good thing the Dino Fury Rangers are with us now.
Me: Yep. But we need a little more time to prepare.
Nico: Yeah. But we will be ready.
Eli: And we got back just in time. I sense the next Another Alien.
We saw a figure fly in and it was a black version of an Evolved Aerophibian! It was ANOTHER ULTIMATE JETRAY!
Me: WHOA! Another Ultimate Jetray!
Nico: Wow! This one is going to fly fast!
Another Ultimate Jetray: (In a girls voice) It sure will and it's awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Amelia Earhart III! Wow!
Nico: Whoa! Are you related to…
Another Ultimate Jetray: That's right. Amelia Earhart was my great grandmother.
Nico: That is cool!
Eli: It sure is
Me: Yep. She is one of the best pilots I know.
Albedo turned into Negative Ultimate Jetray.
Negative Ultimate Jetray: Did Swartz promise you anything?
Another Ultimate Jetray: Just to be the greatest Ace Pilot ever.
Me: But you already are the best pilot ever next to your great grandmother and the legendary Red Baron and Erich Hartmann.
Nico: Yeah they all were amazing pilots.
Aylene C.: And don't forget the Red Lynx. He was the most amazing pilot during Mega War II.
Me: That's true.
Another Ultimate Jetray: That is true. I knew Swartz was lying to me.
Me: He lied to everyone. Sorry we have to fight like this.
Another Ultimate Jetray: No worries. Come at me and don't hold back.
Me: We won't.
I went Super Angel Wolf Moon Xelnaga!
Me: (DIVINE WOLF MOON VOICE) Lets fly.
She flew into the air and I flew after her.
Me: (ACTIVATES KITE MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
(INTO THE NIGHT BY SANTANA PLAYS)
Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS BLUE FIRE AND WIND SWIRLS AROUND ME)
Like a gift from the heavens, it was easy to tell
It was love from above, like it saved me from hell
She had fire in her soul, it was easy to see how the devil himself could be pulled out of me
There were drums in the air as she started to dance
Every soul in the room keeping time with their hands and we sang
Ay oh ay oh ay oh ay
And the voices rang like the angels sing
We're singing, ay oh ay oh ay oh ay
And we danced on into the night
Ay oh ay oh, ay oh ay oh
And we danced on into the night
Like a piece to the puzzle that falls into place
You could tell how we felt from the look on her face
She was spinning in circles with the moon in her eyes
The room left them moving between you and I
We forgot where we were, and we lost track of time
And we sang to the wind as we danced through the night, and we sang
Ay oh ay oh ay oh ay
And the voices rang like the angels sing
We're singing, ay oh ay oh ay oh ay
And we danced on into the night
Ay oh ay oh, ay oh ay oh
And we danced on into the night
And we danced on into the night
Like a gift from the heavens, it was easy to tell
It was love from above, like it saved me from hell
She had fire in her soul it was easy to see
How the devil himself could be pulled out of me
There were drums in the air as she started to dance
Every soul in the room keeping time with there hands, and we sang
Ay oh ay oh ay oh ay, and the voices rang like the angels sing
We're singing ay oh ay oh ay oh ay
And we danced on into the night, ay oh ay oh, ay oh ay oh
And we danced on into the night (And the voices rang like the angels sing)
Ay oh ay oh, ay oh ay oh, and we danced on into the night, ay oh ay oh ay oh ay
(Ay oh ay oh) Ay oh ay oh ay oh ay
(Ay oh ay oh) Singing ay oh ay oh ay oh ay
(Ay oh ay oh) And we danced on into the night
I fired waves of blue fire and wind and smashed her all over.
Nico: YEAH! WOO!
Me: OH YEAH!
Nico: Time for some air action! (ACTIVATES VULTURE'S RIDEWATCH)
(HEY YA! BY OUTKAST PLAYS)
Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WIND SWIRLS AROUND HIM)
One, two, three, uh
My baby don't mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know fo sho (uh)
But does she really wanna
But can't stand to see me walk out the door? (Ah)
Don't try to fight the feeling
Because the thought alone is killin' me right now (uh)
Thank God for Mom and Dad
For sticking two together
'Cause we don't know how (c'mon)
Hey ya! Hey ya!
Hey ya! Hey ya!
Hey ya! Hey ya!
Hey ya! Hey ya!
You think you've got it
Oh, you think you've got it
But got it just don't get it 'til there's nothin' at all
We get together
Oh, we get together
But separate's always better when there's feelings involved
If what they say is
"Nothing is forever"
Then what makes, then what makes
Then what makes, then what makes (what makes, what makes)
Love the exception?
So why, oh, why, oh
Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh
Are we so in denial when we know we're not happy here?
(Y'all don't want to hear me, you just want to dance)
Hey ya! (Uh oh) Hey ya! (Uh oh)
Don't want to meet your daddy
Hey ya! (Uh oh)
Just want you in my Caddy (Uh oh)
Hey ya! (Uh oh)
Don't want to meet your mama
Hey ya! (Uh oh)
Just want to make you cum-a (Uh oh)
Hey ya! (Uh oh)
I'm, I'm, I'm just being honest (Uh oh)
I'm just being honest
Hey! Alright now
Alright now, fellas (Yeah?)
Now, what cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!)
I can't hear you
I say what's, what's cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!)
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Okay, now ladies (Yeah?)
Now, we gon' break this thang down in just a few seconds
Now, don't have me break this thang down for nothin'
Now, I want to see y'all on y'all baddest behavior
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor
Ah! Here we go
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake, shake it (Uh oh)
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (Uh oh)
Shake it like a Polaroid picture, hey ya!
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake, shake it
Shake it, shake it, shake it, sugar
Shake it like a Polaroid picture
Now, all Beyonce's, and Lucy Liu's
And baby dolls
Get on the floor
Get on the floor, you know what to do
You know what to do
You know what to do
Hey ya! (Uh oh) Hey ya! (Uh oh)
Hey ya! (Uh oh) Hey ya! (Uh oh)
Hey ya! (Uh oh) Hey ya! (Uh oh)
Hey ya! (Uh oh) Hey ya! (Uh oh)
Nico fired waves of wind and blasted her all over with powerful tornadoes all over.
Nico: YEAH!
Qin: AWESOME!
Kaito: (gets out Battle Fever gear) Let's dance!
Zocks: (gets out Denziman gear) With a touch of fists!
Kaito got a Battle Fever Sword and Zocks got a Denziman Sword!
Eli: Now for this one. (ACTIVATES PYROS'S RIDEWATCH)
(IT'S CALLED A HEART BY DEPECHE MODE PLAYS)
Eli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HIM)
There's something beating here inside my body
And it's called a heart
You know how easy it is
To tear it apart
If I lend it to you
Will you keep it safe for me
I'll lend it to you
If you treat it tenderly
There's something beating here inside my body
And it's called a heart
There's a sun shining in the sky
But that's not the reason why
I'm feeling warm inside
The answer isn't classified, it's my heart
From the moment I started
I tried to be goodhearted
Yes I tried my best
And more or less
I spoke from my heart
There's a lot to be learnt
And you learn when you heart gets burnt
There's something beating here inside my body
And it's called a heart
You know how easy it is
To tear it apart
If I lend it to you
Will you keep it safe for me
I'll lend it to you
If you treat it tenderly
There's something beating here inside my body
And it's called a heart
Hearts could never be owned
Hearts only come on loan
If I want it back
I will take it back, I'll take my heart
But I will try my best and more or less
I will speak from my heart
Yes I will speak from my heart
Speak from my heart
There's a lot to be learnt
And you learn when you heart gets burnt
There's a lot to be learnt
And you learn when you heart gets burnt
There's a lot to be learnt
And you learn when you heart gets burnt
There's something beating here inside my body
And it's called a heart
You know how easy it is
To tear it apart
If I lend it to you
Will you keep it safe for me
I'll lend it to you
If you treat it tenderly
There's something beating here inside my body
And it's called a heart
You know how easy it is
To tear it apart
Eli danced and fired waves of fire and blasted Another Ultimate Jetfire all over.
Me: Oh yeah! Take that! Now here is another of my favorites. (ACTIVATES VOLCANO MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
(QUESTION OF LUST BY DEPECHE MODE PLAYS)
Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE SWIRLS AROUND ME)
Fragile, like a baby in your arms
Be gentle with me, I'd never willingly do you harm
Apologies are all you seem to get from me
But just like a child, you make me smile when you care for me
And you know
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
Independence is still important for us though
(We realise)
It's easy to make the stupid mistake of letting go
(Do you know what I mean?)
My weaknesses, you know each and every one
(It frightens me)
But I need to drink more than you seem to think before I'm anyone's
And you know
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
Kiss me goodbye when I'm on my own
But you know that I'd rather be home
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
I had fire swirl around me and I fired waves of fire and blasted Another Ultimate Jetray all over.
Qin: Now for this one. (ACTIVATES RAINBOW RAIDER'S RIDEWATCH)
(ME BY TAYLOR SWIFT PLAYS)
Qin: (SINGING DIVINELY AS RAINBOWS SWIRLED AROUND HER)
I promise that you'll never find another like me
I know that I'm a handful, baby, uh
I know I never think before I jump
And you're the kind of guy the ladies want
(And there's a lot of cool chicks out there)
I know that I went psycho on the phone
I never leave well enough alone
And trouble's gonna follow where I go
(And there's a lot of cool chicks out there)
But one of these things is not like the others
Like a rainbow with all of the colors
Baby doll, when it comes to a lover
I promise that you'll never find another like
Me-e-e, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I'm the only one of me
Baby, that's the fun of me
Eeh-eeh-eeh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You're the only one of you
Baby, that's the fun of you
And I promise that nobody's gonna love you like me-e-e
I know I tend to make it about me
I know you never get just what you see
But I will never bore you, baby
(And there's a lot of lame guys out there)
And when we had that fight out in the rain
You ran after me and called my name
I never wanna see you walk away
(And there's a lot of lame guys out there)
'Cause one of these things is not like the others
Livin' in winter, I am your summer
Baby doll, when it comes to a lover
I promise that you'll never find another like
Me-e-e, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I'm the only one of me
Let me keep you company
Eeh-eeh-eeh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You're the only one of you
Baby, that's the fun of you
And I promise that nobody's gonna love you like me-e-e
Hey, kids!
Spelling is fun!
Girl, there ain't no I in "team"
But you know there is a "me"
Strike the band up, one, two, three
I promise that you'll never find another like me
Girl, there ain't no I in "team"
But you know there is a "me"
And you can't spell "awesome" without "me"
I promise that you'll never find another like
Me-e-e (yeah), ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (and I won't stop, baby)
I'm the only one of me (I'm the only one of me)
Baby, that's the fun of me (baby, that's the fun of me)
Eeh-eeh-eeh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (oh)
You're the only one of you (oh)
Baby, that's the fun of you
And I promise that nobody's gonna love you like me-e-e
Girl, there ain't no I in "team" (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
But you know there is a "me"
I'm the only one of me (oh-oh)
Baby, that's the fun of me
(Eeh-eeh-eeh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Strike the band up, one, two, three
You can't spell "awesome" without "me"
You're the only one of you
Baby, that's the fun of you
And I promise that nobody's gonna love you like me-e-e
She danced and fired beams of rainbow energy and they hit Another Ultimate Jetray and blasted her all over.
Eli: Love that song Qin!
Camie: Yeah! That was awesome!
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) This can definitely help me fly!
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Gatack Ridewatch) I can make this work.
Armor Time! (Electronic beat mixed with Rider Form transformation noises) Stag Beetle! Gatack!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz got GatackArmor.
Nico: YEAH! Lets fly!
Sougo and Geiz flew with me.
Another Ultimate Jetray: Wow! You guys sure love to fly!
Me: It's the only way to travel!
She then fired laser blasts at us and I deflected them back at her.
Me: Wow! That was powerful!
Sougo: It sure was. Try this! (Taps W's Statue)
The year 2009 appeared and Philip appeared and flew and kicked Another Ultimate Jetray and blasted her with his Prismblade!
Me: YEAH!
Another Ultimate Jetray used her speed and threw numerous fruits at everyone.
Nico: Now watch this one. (ACTIVATES BLOB'S RIDEWATCH)
(HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BY DURAN DURAN PLAYS)
Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS ENERGY SWIRLS AROUND HIM)
Darken the city, night is a wire
Steam in the subway, earth is a afire
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
Woman, you want me, give me a sign
And catch my breathing even closer behind
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Mouth is alive, with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Stalked in the forest, too close to hide
I'll be upon you by the moonlight side
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
High blood drumming on your skin, it's so tight
You feel my heat, I'm just a moment behind
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
A scent and a sound, I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line, it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine, I'm after you
Mouth is alive, all running inside
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Burning the ground, I break from the crowd
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you
I smell like I sound, I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line, it's discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you
Mouth is alive, with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Burning the ground, I break from the crowd
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you
Scent and a sound, I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line, it's discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you
Mouth is alive all running inside
Nico flew and ate all the fruit and he spat the seeds of the watermelons like a machine gun and they hit Another Ultimate Jetray.
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Love Duran Duran!
Nico: (gets out G1 Starscream's Ridewatch) Time to fly even faster!
ZOOM! ZOOM ZOOM!
He was flying as fast as Starscream!
Nico: This is why STARSCREAM IS THE FASTEST!
Brawn heard that yell at the estate.
Brawn: Whoa! Looks like the boss is using G1 Starscream's watch again.
Nico flew fast and pulverized Another Ultimate Jetray all over.
Me: Nice one!
Lola: Now this. (ACTIVATES FIREFLY'S RIDEWATCH)
(I'LL REMEMBER BY MADONNA PLAYS)
Lola: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE SWIRLS AROUND HER)
Hmm, hmm
Say goodbye
Not knowing when
The truth in my whole life began
Say goodbye
Not knowing how to cry
You taught me that
And I'll remember
The strength that you gave me
Now that I'm standing on my own
I'll remember
The way that you saved me
I'll remember
Inside I was a child
That could not mend a broken wing
Outside I looked for a way
To teach my heart to sing
And I'll remember
The love that you gave me
Now that I'm standing on my own
I'll remember
The way that you changed me
I'll remember
I learned
To let go
Of the illusion
That we can possess
I learned to let go
I travel in stillness
And I'll remember happiness
I'll remember, hmm
I'll remember, hmm
And I'll remember
The love that you gave me
Now that I'm standing on my own
I'll remember
The way that you changed me
I'll remember (I'll rememeber)
Now I'll never be afraid to cry
Now I finally have a reason why
I'll remember (I'll remember)
Now I'll never be afraid to cry
Now I finally have a reason why
I'll remember (I'll remember)
Now I'll never be afraid to cry
And I finally have a reason why
I'll remember (I'll remember)
Now I'll never be afraid to cry
And I finally have a reason why
Remember
She fired waves of fire and smashed Another Ultimate Jetray all over the place.
Qin: OH YEAH!
Maria: Now for this. (ACTIVATES NEW WAVE'S RIDEWATCH)
(BEAUTIFUL STRANGER BY MADONNA PLAYS)
Maria: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WATER SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Haven't we met?
You're some kind of beautiful stranger
You could be good for me
I have a taste for danger
If I'm smart then I'll run away
But I'm not so I guess I'll stay
Heaven forbid
I take my chance on a beautiful stranger
I looked into your eyes
And my world came tumblin' down
You're the devil in disguise
That's why I'm singin' this song
To know you is to love you
You're everywhere I go
And everybody knows
To love you is to be part of you
I pay for you with tears
And swallow all my pride
Ta-da-da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Beautiful stranger
Ta-da-da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Beautiful stranger
If I'm smart then I'll run away
But I'm not, so I guess I'll stay
Haven't you heard?
I fell in love with a beautiful stranger
I looked into your face
My heart was dancin' all over the place
I liked to change my point of view
If I could just forget about you
To know you is to love you
You're everywhere I go
And everybody knows
I looked into your eyes
And my world came tumblin' down
You're the devil in disguise
That's why I'm singin' this song to you
To know you is to love you
You're everywhere I go
And everybody knows
I pay for you with tears
And swallow all my pride
Ta-da-da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Beautiful stranger
Ta-da-da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Beautiful stranger
She danced and fired waves of water and drenched Another Ultimate Jetray all over.
Nico: YEAH!
Laney: That was awesome!
Rainbow Dash: Now this is gonna be awesome! (ACTIVATES TCHANG ZU'S RIDEWATCH)
(I'M BLUE (DA BA DEE) BY EIFFEL 65 PLAYS)
Rainbow Dash: (SINGING DIVINELY AS BLUE LIGHTNING SWIRLS AROUND HER)
Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house
With a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I have a blue house
With a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets
And all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here
That walk around
Blue like my corvette its in and outside
Blue are the words I say
And what I think
Blue are the feelings
That live inside me
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I have a blue house
With a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets
And all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here
That walk around
Blue like my corvette, its in and outside
Blue are the words I say
And what I think
Blue are the feelings
That live inside me
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
She danced and fired waves of lightning and electrocuted Another Ultimate Jetray!
Batman: My turn. (ACTIVATES BLACK ADAM'S RIDEWATCH) I am Vengeance, I am The Night, I AM (THUNDERCLAP) (ECHOING) BATMAN!
He fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted Another Ultimate Jetray!
Me: OH YEAH! That is always an awesome and amazing line.
Nico: Yeah it is!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was amazing! Now here is this! (ACTIVATES SUPERFRIENDS SCARECROW'S RIDEWATCH)
(CRAVING YOU BY THOMAS RHETT PLAYS)
Applejack: (SINGING DIVINELY AS EARTH, ROCK AND DARKNESS SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Every time we have to say goodbye
I'm counting down until we say hello
Every touch is like the strongest drug
I don't know how much longer I can go
I never had something that I can't walk away from
Well, girl, my self control's so paralyzed
When it comes to you, no, I ain't got no patience
There's something 'bout you, girl, I just can't fight
You're like that cigarette
That shot of hundred proof
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving
That feeling when we kiss
The way your body moves
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving you
Craving you
All the in between is killing me
You know I come unglued from missing you
Sunset eyes, no, I don't have to try
Because you know exactly what to do
I never had something that I can't walk away from (walk away from)
But, girl, my self control's so paralyzed
When it comes to you, no, I ain't got no patience (I ain't got no patience)
There's something 'bout you that I just can't fight
You're like that cigarette
That shot of hundred proof
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving
That feeling when we kiss
The way your body moves
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving you
Craving you (I'm always craving you)
Craving you
Craving you
Every time we have to say goodbye
I'm counting down until we say hello
Every touch is like the strongest drug
I don't know how much longer I can go
You're like that cigarette
That shot of hundred proof
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving
That feeling when we kiss
The way your body moves
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving you, yeah
Craving you
Craving you (I'm craving you, baby)
Craving you
Craving you, babe
She danced and fired waves of energy and earth and it hit Another Ultimate Jetray and blasted her all over)
Me: OH YEAH!
Nico: WOOHOO! Love Thomas Rhett!
Rarity: Time for some bad love. (ACTIVATES DARK CUPID'S RIDEWATCH)
(BAD ROMANCE BY LADY GAGA PLAYS)
Rarity: (SINGING DIVINELY AS JEWELS AND ARROWS SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it's free
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (hey)
I want your drama, the touch of your hand (hey)
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (love, love, love)
(I want your love)
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
I want your horror, I want your design
'Cause you're a criminal as long as you're mine
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love
I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick (hey)
Want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (love, love, love)
(I want your love)
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you ('cause I'm a free bitch, baby)
I want it bad, your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
Walk, walk, fashion baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, fashion baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, fashion baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, passion baby
Work it, I'm a free bitch, baby
I want your love, and I want your revenge
I want your love, I don't wanna be friends
J'veux ton amour, et je veux ta revanche
J'veux ton amour, I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
No, I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh, caught in a bad romance)
I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Want your bad romance (oh-oh-oh)
Caught in a bad romance
Want your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
(Want your bad romance)
Caught in a bad romance
(Want your bad romance)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
(Want your bad romance)
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
She danced and fired waves of energy and arrows and one arrow hit me and I got a massive and explosive increase in Negative Energy Power!
Me: WHOA! That was powerful!
The jewels smashed Another Ultimate Jetray All over!
Nico: But that song fits Dark Cupid perfectly.
Sougo tapped the Fourze statue.
The year 2011 appeared and Gentaro appeared and fired waves of stars and blasted Another Ultimate Jetray all over.
Qin: YEAH! That was cool!
Me: Awesome! Now here is a fun one. (ACTIVATES KID FRIENDLY'S RIDEWATCH)
(THE LEGEND OF KID FRIENDLY BY WEYLON JENNINGS PLAYS)
Balladeer: Listen everybody to a tale that you won't forget, about two beaver brothers named Norbert and Daggett. One day, these two young hombres traveled to the wild west to meet Kid Friendly, their hero, was their sacred quest.
Singers: In the old wild west,
When people's heads was funny
The funniest head of all
Belonged to Kid Friendly
He'll kill ya with kindness!
He'll kill ya with a grin!
Kid Friendly!
Balladeer: Don't you mess around with him. Now, one close call would be enough to send a smart guy runnin', but Daggett never had the sense that the good Lord gave an onion. No matter what Norb said or did, he just wouldn't hear.
Singers: Wouldn't hear!
Balladeer: Kid Friendly meant to make them grin from furry ear to ear.
Singers: He'll kill ya with kindness!
He'll kill ya with a grin!
Kid Friendly!
Balladeer: Don't you mess around with him, you beavers. Now, Norb knew his brother couldn't take on ol' Kid Friendly, but he didn't want to hang around and wait 'til things got ugly. Ugly. Norbert never really knew what Dag would do or say.
Singers: Say, say, say.
Balladeer: But he knew if you smile and run, you'll live to smile another day.
Singers: He'll kill ya with kindness!
He'll kill ya with a grin!
Kid Friendly!
Balladeer: Don't you mess around with him. Now, that big ol' blast didn't kill the Kid, but it straightened out Dag's undies.
Singers: Undies!
Balladeer: Just when it would be real nice for him to be real ornery. Unless the boys can find a way to stop the robot Kid.
Singers: Robot Kid!
Balladeer: There would be a pair of smiling stiffs... with their undies unbundled.
Singers: Unbundled.
He'll kill ya with kindness!
He'll kill ya with a grin!
Kid Friendly!
Balladeer: Don't you mess around with him.
Balladeer: So if you're goin' to ride the range to shoot and rope and spit, take a lesson from these beavers. Make sure your undies fit. The Beavers got Kid Friendly, but had a real close call. This is where the story ends.
Singers: The story ends.
Balladeer: Or maybe not... after all.
Singers: He'll kill ya with kindness!
He'll kill ya with a grin!
Kid Friendly!
Balladeer: Don't you mess around with him... you beavers.
I fired waves of energy and blasted Another Ultimate Jetray all over.
May: I hope the next Gene Slammer is near!
Nico: But these songs are awesome!
Qin: Yeah they are!
But then we heard a screech and then we saw a huge figure! It was EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL WIRAQOCHA RASCA!
Nico: WHOA! Wiraqocha Rasca!
Qin: The Condor Earthbound Immortal!
Laney: WOW!
Then a figure appeared behind Nico. It was Great Dezard!
Nico: Whoa! Great Dezard! Cool!
Wiraqocha Rasca: (In a girls voice) Been a long time Nico.
Great Dezard: (In a girls voice) Same here.
Nico: Whoa! Vicky Ann Viraqocha and Selene Salem!
They reverted back. Vicky Ann was a girl purple hair and purple and black clothes and had star angel wings and had the condor Nazca Line on her arm and skirt and Selene was a girl with black hair and blue eyes and black and blue clothes.
Selene Salem: Awesome to see you again.
Vicky Ann Viraqocha: We got this.
They fired waves of purple fire and energy and the blasts hit Another Ultimate Jetray and blasted her down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and caught Amelia Earhart as she was falling. She was a girl with blond hair and had an Air Pilot coat and black pants on and a red scarf around her neck and I purified the ridewatch.
I landed with her.
Amelia Earhart III: (GROANS) What a headache.
Me: But you're back to normal. Man you were flying all over the place like bats out of Hell.
Amelia Earhart III: No kidding. But it was so fun.
Me: It sure was.
Nico: We put on an amazing air show.
Qin: Boy did we ever.
Vicky Ann Viraqocha: That was so fun.
Me: Wait Vicky Ann your last name is Viraqocha. That's also…
Vicky Ann Viraqocha: I know. It's the God of the Sun in Incan Myth. And yes believe it or not I am related to him. He's my father and I am also known as the Avatar of The Sun.
We were in awe.
Me: Wow!
Qin: That's incredible!
Nico: It sure is.
Selene Salem: We all were amazed about that.
Me: And the Condor is one of my favorite birds. Also it's one of the most sacred animals in all of Incan and Aztec Religion.
Vicky Ann Viraqocha: You sure know your history about South America.
Me: Been there so many times. It's awesome. Also when we met Rex I was able to tell him how much I know about the Condor and the symbolic significance that it has with his Nazca line too.
Vicky Ann Viraqocha: Very perceptive.
Batman: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Vicky Ann Viraqocha: We have a lot of them. But my favorite would have to be where me and Nico and Selene stopped a massive illegal drug trafficking ring. It had 712,222 people exporting tons and tons and tons of heroin, cocaine and ecstasy and we busted them and got them all sent to prison.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Wait you guys did The Great Alabama Drug Smuggling Crash of 2015!? That is incredible!
Qin: Boy I remember seeing that all over the news! That was incredible!
Nico: Yep.
Varie: That is amazing! That was the largest ever Federal Level Mass Arrest in the history of the country!
Maria: Yeah! They all were deported back to Colombia and Uruguay.
Qin: Yeah! After being ordered to pay $201,234,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.00 in damages and restitution.
Laney: WHOA! That is amazing!
Nico hugged them.
Nico: I missed you girls.
Vicky Ann Viraqocha: We missed you too Nico.
Selene Salem: We have so much to catch up on.
Nico: Yeah.
Nico: J.D., we'll need to have the emergency meeting another time. We got something else of equal importance.
Me: Uh oh. Is it that time of the year again for the mascots?
Nico: Yep. Time for them to get their shots.
WE GASPED!
Qin: UH OH!
Xenia: Oh boy.
Camie: Don't tell me they are scared?
Me: Poromon is but not the others. But we still have Lincoln's rescue and date.
Nico: Okay.
We went back to the estate.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Thor, and Superman are heading to Bogota, Columbia, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're also going to destroy Gorr the God Butcher and we're going to make that god-butchering atheist feel the true wrath of God and the Gods of eons ago.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Bogota, Columbia, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're also going to destroy Gorr the God Butcher and we're going to make that god-butchering atheist feel the true wrath of God and the Gods of eons ago.
Me: Yeah, he's going to pay for his crimes big time.
Nico: Wanting to kill all the Gods in the universe?! That fucked-up bastard's just crossed a big line, and for that, he will die in the most gruesome manner ever!
Hinon: (Through Lincoln's Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) Indeed he will, and he's one person that all of the Gods of the Pantheons have marked for death for his crimes against the Gods.
Lincoln: And we'll make sure that he pays for his crimes, Lord Hinon. And I want to thank you and Thor for joining us, Clark.
Superman: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Thor: Tis indeed a pleasure, and when I heard that Gorr was back, I had to join.
Lincoln: That's right, you faced him before and defeated him. Well, now we're going to destroy that genocidal heretic for good and give him The Black Gates for his crimes.
?: HEEEEELLLLP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of seven girls screaming for help, along with the sound of mad and deranged laughter. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the seven girls, but they've been cornered by Gorr the God Butcher, and he's going to kill them, and Lincoln saw he had the Qliphoth Tree of Death on his forehead.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the seven girls, but they've been cornered by Gorr the God Butcher, and he's going to kill them, and I saw he had the Qliphoth Tree of Death on his forehead.
Michelle Emperyous: That bitch, Cruella Chernabog, I should've known she had a hand in this!
?: (Girl's voice) (Spanish Accent) That genocidal heretic, let's get himand that insane and chaotic demon will get hers later on today.
Suddenly, we saw the My Singing Monster, Withur, appear before us.
Lori: No way, that's Withur.
Luan: And that Spanish accent, it's Miyuki Vocesdebelleza!
Lincoln: I knew we'd run into Miyuki here, but we'll have to talk later, let's get that genocidal heretic!
We rushed over, and before Gorr the God Butcher could kill the seven girls, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at the deranged genocidal heretic, and that allowed the seven girls to get to safety in a rainbow energy field created by Lincoln to protect them from Gorr the God Butcher, and when he saw us, he was really enraged, along with seeing Thor.
Gorr the God Butcher: How perfect that the Champions of the Gods should arrive here, now I will kill you all and destroy the Gods!
Lincoln: Your days of trying to destroy all the gods are over, Gorr, and now, it's time for us to administer your punishment for your bloodstained crimes!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Thor, Superman, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Gorr the God Butcher and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln created portals with swings of his massive greatsword, and then, blades of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, and Magic fired out and pierced Gorr the God Butcher, and then, Lincoln covered the massive, 7'0" wide, double-edged golden blade of his massive greatsword in the pitch black fire of The Black Gates, and with one swift swing, he decapitated Gorr the God Butcher, and his evil spirit was erased by The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Your genocidal rampage against the gods is finally over, Gorr the God Butcher. (To Miyuki Vocesdebelleza) And it's so good to see you again, Miyuki Vocesdebelleza.
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza reverted back to normal, and she was a beautiful girl with long flowing white hair, purple eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings and she reigned in the power of Withur, and she's dressed in a sleeveless open purple blouse, sleeveless purple top, purple skirt, purple pants, purple sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with earth, water, and bones on the coattails and Withur on the back and holstered on her back is a Withur-themed large greatsword with Withur etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large monster heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large monster heads and a large purple gem on the bottom of the large monster heads for the pommel.
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's so good to see you, Lori, Leni, Luna, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily again, Luan, and you all look so amazing.
Luan: Thanks, and you also look amazing, Miyuki. Plus, you're going to be quite surprised to see how much Lincoln's grown and changed.
Lincoln went up to Miyuki Vocesdebelleza and he hugged her, and Miyuki Vocesdebelleza is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice and seeing the eleven massive and long white wolf tails.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) Whoa, and Luan's right, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails, that's really new, and you've also really grown so much bigger in muscle, you can land an airplane on that more wider and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and also, cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, so this is...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's Nico, this is Miyuki Vocesdebelleza, she's the middle child of the Vocesdebelleza Sisters, and Miyuki and her sister, Kiara, are Luan's classmates in Math, and they would often protect Luan from bullies, especially Abigail Sanchez.
Luan: Yep, and I hope you and Kiara heard of what happened with Eddy, right?
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) I sure did, I can't believe that bitch, Abigail Sanchez, and the Hazeltucky Hockers, Hawk and Hank, were the ones responsible for this, and they tried to bring back The 20 Days of Darkness! That little...!
Lincoln: It's okay, Miyuki, Nico put a curse on Nega-Eddy and if he hasn't killed us in the next 21 days during the first Ambassador Missions, he's getting The Black Gates, and Audrey Sauron gave him a pinkie ring that'll only make Nega-Eddy feel the beatings from the Cul-de-Sac kids.
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) That's really genius, and we also have the same story.
Nico: Hey yeah, that's right, and we got an idea of what they're like.
Johanna Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) You said it, and it's so good to see you, Miyuki.
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) It's good to see you, Corona, Ronalda, Sally, Elena, and Millenia again, Johanna, and it's also good to see you again, Hilda.
Hilda: (British Accent) You too, Miyuki.
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) I've got a story to share on how Lincoln mongrelized Billy McLean when he tried to kill me and my sisters.
Nico: Oh, this we're really going to enjoy hearing.
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) You're going to love hearing it. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something I want to give you: I want to give you my blood.
We gasped at her request, including Lincoln.
Lincoln: Miyuki, are you absolutely sure?
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent)(Smiles) More than anything, after all, I'm going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.
Lincoln looked into the eyes of Miyuki Vocesdebelleza, and like her sisters, he saw that she's really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to her, and he hugged her waist in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down to her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Miyuki Vocesdebelleza's neck with purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love around her neck.
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means, just like your cousin and your sisters, you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Miyuki.
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Miyuki Vocesdebelleza's waist and she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and he leans down to her face and kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The seven girls are Alka, Choline Straze, Marie, Mena Quinone, Phyllo Quinone, Riho Flavin, and Selen Hemein from Suppose a Kid from the Last Dungeon Boonies Moved to a Starter Town?
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Alka, Choline Straze, Marie, Mena Quinone, Phyllo Quinone, Riho Flavin, and Selen Hemein from Suppose a Kid from the Last Dungeon Boonies Moved to a Starter Town?
Nicole: Awesome!
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Alka: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Alka and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from Gorr the God Butcher, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird and Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white werewolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Alka: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made six clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Alka: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Alka, Choline Straze, Marie, Mena Quinone, Phyllo Quinone, Riho Flavin, and Selen Hemein with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and the team was shocked when they heard the villain we went after was Gorr the God Butcher, an enemy that Thor has dealt with before.
But, when Lincoln showed what he did in killing that genocidal heretic and sending him to The Black Gates forever, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Miyuki Vocesdebelleza have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.
Maria: Oh man, I can't believe that Gorr the God Butcher was sighted at Bogota, Columbia, and even worse, he had made a deal with The Chernabog Sisters.
Lincoln: I would've thought he'd kill them, but they weren't given powers from the gods, they got their powers from the Satanic ritual, and he sought their help to kill us and the gods. Well, now Cruella is about to die a horrible painful death for what she's done.
Michelle Emperyous: You got that right, Linky, and we'll be the ones to make sure of that.
After destroying Gorr the God Butcher forever and really pissing off Cruella Chernabog, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and Nico and I were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails stronger as well, and when Miyuki Vocesdebelleza saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Miyuki, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much bigger you've gotten in muscle mass.
Nico: You got that right. So, Miyuki, what's the story on how Lincoln took down and beat Billy McLean up into a pulp when he tried to kill you and your sisters?
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) You're not going to like this one bit. One day, me and my sisters were with Lincoln and we were heading back to The Loud House after doing some workouts at the gym. But, then, we heard an angry yell and Lincoln caught the stench of someone who hadn't heard of a bath, and someone came rushing right at us: it was Billy McLean and he had a knife in his hand and he was going to kill me and my sisters in a fit of rage and he was also going to kill Lincoln again for ruining his career, but Lincoln grabbed Billy McLean by his arm and he broke it and that caused Billy McLean to scream in pain and drop the knife, and then, Lincoln proceeded to mongrelize him and when he was done, Lincoln knocked out that bastard's teeth, broke his arms and legs, broke his nose, and hit him hard in the head.
Nico: Yeah, I remember that one all too well, when we got the word that Billy McLean broke out again, J.D. and I went to the cops and we were also going to tear him to shreds again, but when we saw what Lincoln did, man, we were stunned.
Me: We sure were, but Billy McLean deserved it, and that asshole had no chance against Lincoln, and I got the picture.
I pulled out the picture of Billy McLean after he was mongrelized by Lincoln and it matched what Miyuki told us of what Lincoln did to that asshole, and everyone was stunned.
Eli: Sheesh! That's a lot worse than the beating I gave to Billy McLean, but when someone dares to mess with or try to murder Lincoln's Guardian Angels, he'll come after them and he'll mongrelize them!
Lincoln: I wasn't going to let him get away with that, so I had to defend the Vocesdebelleza Sisters from that asshole.
Nico: You got that right, and you also got your hands covered in blood and your knuckles were really sore and bloody, so I made a ball of water and covered your hands in it, washed the blood off, and I was about to wrap your hands in bandages, but then, your knuckles had suddenly healed up because of your superhuman regeneration. But, you sure are one tough guy, Lincoln, and you kicked Billy McLean's ass hard and he fell down to the concrete like a bag of bricks.
Lincoln: He made a big mistake going after ten of my many Guardian Angels, just because he wants revenge on me and all of us for ruining his scams, but he's never going to learn his lesson. Besides, I've kicked his ass numerous times whenever he's tried to kill my Guardian Angels or us, and I've even used steel-toed boots on him.
Nico: (Snickers) Ooh, I can guess he didn't like that!
Me: (Laughs) He sure didn't, Nico.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Rochelle Goyle, and Robecca Steam were heading to Seaside Hill.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in a large orange speedo with the Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Rochelle Goyle and Robecca Steam were dressed in two-piece bikinis, sandals, jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we'd also found out that Rochelle Goyle and Robecca Steam had feelings for Lincoln, and Lincoln also saved Rochelle Goyle and Robecca Steam from a group of bounty hunters Amy hired to kidnap and kill them, because she still wanted revenge on us for what we did in humiliating her and she still wanted blood. After Lincoln rescued them and the girls told us Amy hired the thugs to kidnap and kill them to get revenge on us, Lincoln dropped another piano on that heartless greedy bitch.
Rochelle Goyle: Wow, so this is Seaside Hill.
Lincoln: Yep, and it's perfect for our first beach date, girls. Shall we?
Lincoln, Rochelle Goyle, and Robecca Steam dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they met the animals that live there, and they went back to the beach and they had a game of volleyball and Rochelle Goyle and Robecca Steam got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw him lift up a 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbell he summoned. Then, they had some lunch, and then, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to Rochelle Goyle, and Robecca Steam and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the girls wrap their left arms around the wider and muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and they placed their right hands on the massive wide and muscular left pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and they shared a passionate and romantic kiss, and then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Hey, Linc, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Seaside Hill.
Rochelle Goyle: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) And for our first beach date.
We also saw they had Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, and we knew the girls also allowed Lincoln to bite them and feed on their blood, like with the other girls in his harem.
Robecca Steam: And this was due to all of us harboring feelings for Lincoln, and they all came into light when he saved us from those bounty hunters Amy hired to kidnap and kill us, because she still wanted revenge on us for humiliating her and to slake her thirst for blood.
Twilight Sparkle: And I still remembered that our man dropped another piano on her head and when she came out, she had piano keys in her mouth. Trina's just going to make things worse for herself.
Lincoln: You got that right, Twilight. Say, has there been any trouble Cruella Chernabog?
Me: Actually, you can thank Selene Emperyous and her sisters for this one, Lincoln: they used their powers to prevent The Chernabog Sisters from sending their armies of demons after us to kill us.
Lincoln: Serves Adrastea and the rest of her sisters right, and later on, Michelle and I are going to destroy Cruella Chernabog later on today.
Nico: Yeah, and I know she's planning on bringing the rest of her sisters again.
Michelle Emperyous: You got that right, but we always have our traps ready for them.
We got Poromon ready and he was shaking like a leaf.
Princess Luna: Okay, Poromon. Time for your shots.
Poromon: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! (flies out the window)
Nico: Oh, fuck a doodles!
Me: Time to go hunting!
I put on my hunting clothes and I had a tranquilizer dart gun with darts full of Poromon's shots.
Nico: Nice.
Poliwag: Lock and load guys!
Manaphy: Time to give Poromon some shots.
We went down to the surface.
(BENNY HILL CHASE MUSIC PLAYS)
A long chase ensues between Poromon and the other mascots, whom are chasing after him. Poromon looks terrified, trying to lose the other Mascots and us. The other mascots notices a Pikachu thumbs-up that's pointing to the right, prompting them to head off that way. Poromon pops out of the Pikachu thumbs-up and runs off in the other direction of the Mascots. Poromon is then being chased by the mascots again next to an Elephant Habitat at the zoo. Poromon is seen holding some peanuts and he scatters them in front of an elephant, who notices the peanuts and inhales them through this trunk. The elephant accidentally sucks Poliwag into his trunk, who struggles to to free himself as Manahpy and Horsea stop to try and rescue Poliwag. The elephant notices the mascots on his trunk and gets annoyed, then he proceeds to blow them out of his trunk and away. Poromon notices the other mascots being blown away and in front of him and turns and heads off into the other direction. Later, Poromon is seen poking out from a lamp post and smiles knowing the coast is clear. Suddenly just as Poromon heads back to the Estate, the other mascots pounce on him and ties him up. The other mascots carrying the tied up Poromon on a staff and head off to the Doctor's, but as they pass a bush, Poromon is gone again and Flip is tied up in his place, to the other mascots shock.
Zarya: Well, at least Flip is still tied up.
Me: I don't know how he did that but that saved us the trouble of having to catch Flip.
Nico: Yeah.
I then saw Poromon.
Me: Gotcha.
I had him locked on.
Nico: I got this.
Nico used the Slow Speed Field of the Roidmudes.
Me: Nice thinking.
I then fired.
BANG!
The dart hit Poromon.
POINK!
Poromon: (IN PAIN) YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW!
Drag Strip: Ok, Poromon. Enough's enough. You're going to the Doctor's whether you like it or not!
Poromon: LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
But before he could fire a blast of lightning the Tranquilizer Dart took effect and he was knocked out.
Me: Looks like that was easy prey.
Nico: Yep.
Me: (Australian Accent) Crikey! Now that was a fine catch mates.
We laughed at my remark.
Luz: (LAUGHS) That was good!
Nico and Eli were taking Poromon!
Poromon: NO! NO! NO! NO! HE WILL STEAL MY SOUL!
Grim: (Jamaican Accent) Well if he doesn't get it I get dibs mon.
They went in.
Chi Chi: What a little baby. Screaming and crying over a tiny needle.
Me: You're telling me Ms. Chi Chi. And I thought Master Goku's fear of needles was terrible.
Goku: Boy no kidding. Poromon's is worse.
Me: Tell me about it. But it was a good hunt.
Hound: Please tell me Poromon got his shots now.
Then we heard a loud scream!
Me: Uh oh.
Poromon came out and Nico was comforting him as he was crying.
Me: Oh poor Poromon.
Qin: GEEZ!
Goku: GEEZ! That is really like me.
Nico: No kidding Kakarot.
Me: I guess to Poromon a needle is like a stab that hurts like a son of a bitch.
Jean Bison: Nico, which teams did you make while we were chasing Poromon?
Nico: Applejack's team will include Woody Woodpecker, Nikki, Madison, Yue, and Keroberos. Rarity's team will include Papillon, Preciomon, Varodurumon, Plumeria, and Ymir.
Me: Cool choices!
Applejack: YEEHAW! This is gonna be so exciting!
Sakura Avalon: It sure is!
Nico: I know you were expecting Madison to be with you Sakura. Sorry about that.
Madison: But I'm really looking forward to this one.
Rarity: Oh darlings this is gonna be so amazing!
Nico: I agree there.
May was comforting Poromon who was still crying.
Poromon: May it really hurts! (CRYING HARD)
May: Oh Poromon it'll be all right.
Me: Poor Poromon. Man I hope that shot didn't hurt him.
Nico: He'll have to get used to it.
Eli: Easier said than done.
Then Wiggum, Pete, Krusty, Vreedle Brothers, Cargill, Chalmers, Springfield Mafia, Number 7, Zexion, Multiplex, Muggshot, Stacey, Garble, Bushroot, Bunnie and Clyde, Yost Crimson Dynamo, Black Baron, Evil Comet Woman, Evil Orbit Woman, and Don Octavio appeared.
Krusty: Hey hey Kiddies! (LAUGHS GOOFILY)
Wiggum: Can me, Pete, Krusty, Vreedle Brothers, Cargill, Chalmers, Springfield Mafia, Number 7, Zexion, and Multiplex go with you guys?
Muggshot: Me, Stacey, Garble, Bushroot, Bunnie and Clyde, Yost Crimson Dynamo, Black Baron, Evil Comet Woman, Evil Orbit Woman, and Don Octavio will come too.
Nico: Yes you all can come with us.
Me: And you guys will like this series of missions leading up to Thanksgiving. Our scanners have found a Solar System where all the planets are made of foods for Thanksgiving Dinner.
Evil Orbit Woman: Wow!
Nico: This will be interesting.
Tyzonn: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Well the Earthbound Immortals are done so I'm hoping to meet 3 of them next. One for Ghosttrick Siren, the second one for Spiritual Whisper and the 3rd one for Sirenorca.
Me: Ooh! Those are going to be cool ones.
Qin: They sure are.
Laney: That will be awesome.
Kai Green: That 2nd one sounds very interesting.
Me: It's this one.
I pulled out the card for it and it showed that it was a bird with Dreamcatcher Weaves in its wings.
Kai Green: Ohh that is a beautiful one. Perfect for a Navajo Gene-slammer.
Me: I agree Kai.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye and the red iris of Lynn's Third Eye of The Buddha glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was: the figure was none other than the middle sibling of the Chernabog Sisters, Cruella Chernabog, and she's major-leagued pissed off that we killed Gorr the God Butcher and ruined her fun, and now, she's coming here to get her revenge on us, and even worse, she's bringing the rest of her sisters with her. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, Lynn, is someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and as we guessed it: the dark energy signal we sensed belonged to the middle sibling of the Chernabog Sisters, Cruella Chernabog, and she's major-leagued pissed off that we killed Gorr the God Butcher and ruined her fun.
Lynn: And now, she's coming here to get her revenge on us, and even worse, she's bringing the rest of her sisters with her.
Me: Sheesh, but this is expected.
Lori: This is something we'll have to deal with until they've been killed one by one, and only Adrastea Chernabog is left.
Michelle Emperyous: Yeah, and I should've known Cruella would get the rest of her sisters involved, she really is a sore loser.
Lincoln: A sore loser who's about to have her demonic wings ripped out of her back for all of the evil things she and the rest of them have done.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: What a demonic bitch.
Lincoln: Better get the special traps set up for when Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, and Nocnitsa Chernabog show up, along with Cruella Chernabog, Selene.
Selene Emperyous: We're already on that, Linky.
Nico: And they'll also not only be deterred and restrained again, but they'll also get to watch as Michelle and Lincoln destroy another one of their sisters. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to another awesome food planet.
Lincoln: And like with all food planets, there's bound to be an old villain that we faced long ago who's come back from the dead to get revenge on us, and once we get done with him, you're next, Cruella Chernabog.
Krusty: I wonder which planet we'll visit first.
Stacey: Let me summon some backup first.
He summoned dark versions of The Kyurangers, Lost Galaxy Rangers, In Space Rangers and the Fourze Riders!
Me: Whoa! You can summon Dark Versions of the Riders too?
Stacey: I sure can. Vypra made the gears for that.
Me: Neat!
Nico: That is cool! Lets head out guys.
We were off to the ship and we were off to the first planet in the Thanksgiving System.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7061.2: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to a new solar system where all the planets are made of foods for Thanksgiving Dinner. Our mission is to investigate these planets one at a time and then battle the villains that are there if there are any.
Me: These planets are gonna be awesome.
Lola: Yeah they sure are.
Icepick: Poromon, will a lollipop make you feel better?
Poromon: (Sniffles) I guess.
Krusty: What happened?
Me: Poromon got his shots and he was crying hard for over an hour.
Krusty: Ooh ouch.
Me: Yeah. We were chasing him all over the city and it was both funny and silly. And I got him with a tranquilizer dart.
Laney: Nico used the Slow Speed Field from Kamen Rider Drive and J.D. got him.
Nico: Yep.
Krusty: Very clever.
Me: Yeah.
Mung gave Poromon a Lollistop.
Mung: Here Poromon. Have a Lollistop.
Poromon: Lollistop?
Chowder: They are stop sign shaped Lollipops. They are really tasty.
Poromon was sucking on it and it was good.
Poromon: Yummy! Cherry! (LICKING)
Pete: I knew that would make you feel better.
Garble: Lollipop's are always rewards for doctor appointments.
Smolder: That is for sure big bro.
Qin: Yeah.
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Nico: On screen.
We saw that we were at the first planet and it was a golden brownish yellow planet.
Me: Wow! This one looks amazing.
Nico: Yep. Lets engage the landing.
We got to landed and we landed and got out and saw that it was an ocean planet!
Me: WHOA! It's an ocean planet!
I then scooped some of the water and smelled it and tasted it and then I saw that it was AN OCEAN PLANET MADE OF BUTTERNUT SQUASH SOUP!
Me: WHOA! It's an ocean planet made of butternut squash soup!
Qin: Wow!
Jared: This is amazing!
Legs: Didn't expect this!
Slash Man: No one has a problem with butternut squash soup, right?
We shook our heads.
Twilight Sparkle: But this is amazing!
Jared: I love Butternut Squash Soup. Next to Broccoli soup, Butternut Squash Soup is one of my favorites.
Nico: Cool!
Sunset Shimmer: This is really cool though.
Rainbow Dash: It sure is.
Rarity: Oh this soup is absolutely divine darlings.
We got to eating some and man was it good.
We even got the ship sailing on the surface.
Me: Wow! Like the borscht planet, this planet has an ocean of soup that goes on forever.
Laney: It sure does.
Octagon: Boid, what say we dig in?
Rhomboid: I call first dibs!
Bushroot: Wait for me!
They got to eating. And man oh man was it awesome.
Me: Boy this is perfect for an appetizer.
Qin: Yep.
Ground Man: Let's have pumpkin squash with it.
Louie: Good idea!
Me: Good think Laney brought some.
Laney used her plant powers and made some squash plants and we mixed it in.
Me: Boy this is so awesome.
Camie: What do they usually have on Thanksgiving Dinners?
Me: Soup like Butternut Squash or chicken noodle, bread rolls, collared greens, mashed potatoes and gravy, mashed sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, stuffing and corn and for the main course they have roasted turkey and for dessert they have pies like pecan, pumpkin, strawberry rhubarb and others.
Camie: Boy that sounds awesome.
Me: Yep. Been a traditional staple for America ever since the Pilgrims landed in America in 1621. Been that way for centuries.
Cargill: This is very delicious!
Bunnie: I know, right?!
Me: Yeah it sure is. But also we added a new item to the menu.
Nico: We put pizza on the menu.
Camie: Really?
Me: Yep. We watched the movie Free Birds and we went back to the year 1621 and stopped Myles Standish from serving turkeys in the first Thanksgiving Dinner and replaced it with pizza.
Helena Nicos Knudson: I remember hearing about that. That was awesome.
Allie Knudson: It sure was.
Camie: Can you tell me what happened?
Me: I sure can.
I went over what happened in chapter 1257 and it was cool.
When I was done it was awesome.
Camie: Wow! That is awesome!
Zayto: So that explains why we are having pizza too.
Me: Yep.
Camie: Boy that sounds awesome.
Me: Yep. Been a traditional staple for America ever since the Pilgrims landed in America in 1621. Been that way for centuries.
Hotlink: I remember that Thanksgiving like it was yesterday.
Me: Who doesn't.
Qin: That was one of the most fun we've ever had.
Me: And the best part of that Thanksgiving was I met my ancestor William Bradford.
I showed the ring he had.
Me: This was his ring. Its been passed down through my family for generations.
Camie: That is cool!
Eli: It sure is.
Nico: Thanksgiving is awesome.
Me: It sure is. But there are other things to do than just the dinner. We have the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and also we have fun football games. And the day AFTER Thanksgiving is the most fun of all.
Camie: What happens that day?
Me: The busiest and most hectic shopping day of the year: Black Friday.
Chalmers: That day is always hectic.
Yost Crimson Dynamo: Because of all the shoppers, right?
Me: Not just the shoppers but the amount of money you save on all the deals that are around.
Camie: Like what?
Me: Things can go for 25% to 95% off everything in a store.
Camie: Wow! That is big time bargain shopping.
Lola: Yeah it sure is.
Jared: Yeah we are massive bargain hunters on Black Friday.
Overbite: The shoppers on that day tend to get... violent.
Me: No kidding. They plow into the stores like a massive stampede of elephants. (To Raj) No offense Raj.
Raj: (India Accent) None taken J.D. but yes I do know what you mean.
Me: The people raid the shelves like you wouldn't believe.
Camie: Wow! That is crazy.
TTG Robin: But the deals are all worth it too.
TTG Starfire: They most certainly are the worth it.
Lana: Yeah they are.
Me: But most of the time the shoppers wait for the stores to open up in the pre-dawn hours.
Nico: It's true.
Fat Tony: Bottom line? Black Friday is THAT hectic.
Black Baron: (Dutch Accent) We could always sneak in before opening hours.
Nico: I wouldn't attempt that.
Me: But the cool part is we got special passes only for us.
I showed our pass for Black Friday.
Me: Team Loud Phoenix Storm gets everything 99% Off on Black Fridays Only.
Camie: Boy! That is like the Bargain of the century.
Misty Tredwell: It sure is.
Carly Atlas: And we love it too.
Lola: Yeah it's awesome.
Sunny Starscout: We all thought it was cool.
Airi: Let's continue eating. Sooner or later, there's gonna be a villain sighting.
Me: Good idea.
We continued eating. Then we were stuffed.
Nico: Ahh. Man that was great!
Qin: It sure was.
Lola: Yeah.
Eli: Man awesome food. Wait! I sense something.
Me: What is it Eli?
Eli: I sense a familiar evil force. Oh no! It's The Hammer! He's here!
We gasped!
Evil Comet Woman: The Hammer?
Number 7: One of Mordecai and Rigby's adversaries.
Mordecai: The Hammer is here!?
Rigby: Not good!
Camie: Who is the Hammer?
Me: He's a video game character and everyone thinks he is unbeatable.
I went over his history.
The Hammer is a villain in the Regular Show TV series. He serves as the main antagonist in the episode "Rage Against the TV".
He was voiced by Sam Marin.
When Mordecai and Rigby are playing a video game they face the final boss of the game "The Hammer". They try to fight him but is to strong for punches and takes out a whole life with just one punch from him. They soon find out that his weakness is furniture so they about to take him out when suddenly their TV's screen breaks, forcing them to pause the game. Rigby tries to fight him alone but can't do it, so Mordecai and Rigby go out to look for another television. They try asking their friends for one but to no avail. They then see an add for the TV store warehouse which states that they give away TV's for free. With Pops, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost in tow they all go to the store. However they can only get an old foreign TV due to the others being to expensive.
At the house they quickly realize that the TV they bought doesn't have the right hook ups. So, with help from Skips they upgrade the TV with parts from Muscle Man's TV and Pop's radio. When they turn it on it works perfectly when suddenly a power surge emerges and causes the TV and it's components to form into The Hammer himself. The Hammer then starts attacking them and clobbers all the park employees. With Mordecai and Rigby recalling his weakness, everyone starts hitting the Hammer with furniture. After betting him in real-life Mordecai and Rigby grab the control pads and defeat The Hammer in the game, causing the foreign TV to break.
He returns in "Exit 9B" as one of the many villains revived by Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr. He then fights the God of Basket Ball and gets sucked back into the portal after Thomas signs the document. In "Expert of Liar" he is one of the challenges Rigby faces for answering 10 video game related questions.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!
Nico: And he was the first villain we took down in the Park.
Me: Yeah.
Shockwave: I think I remember playing his game.
Nico: Yes you did Shockwave.
Me: And lets not forget that he was a brutal foe.
Qin: Yeah he sure was.
Nico: But we triumphed.
Xenia: Wow!
Luz: I have a feeling he is going to come back for revenge.
Camie: If that's the case then we're going to be in for a brutal fight.
Qin: We sure are. But we'll be ready for him.
Jake: I remember that jerk tossed me at Skips before.
Zexion: He must be that tough.
Evil Orbit Woman: How did you guys defeat him last time?
Me: Oh gosh it was almost 3 years ago. Lucy and Death dragged him back to Hell.
Nico: That's right! You guys weren't around back then.
Zexion: No we weren't.
Me: We were still trying to figure out how to attack Gabriel as Hawk Moth.
Laney: We sure were.
Kumiko: Entrance time!
Me: Wait Kumiko. We haven't found out where he is yet.
Kumiko: Oh.
Xenia: But where could he be? He could be anywhere on a planet like this.
Camie: Oh boy.
Nico: Hmm.
Eli: (CONCENTRATES) He's over on that huge squash island up ahead!
Me: I see it.
Kumiko: Now it's the entrance time.
Nico: Lets do it!
We parked the ship and flew at the island.
Hammer was infuriated. But then suddenly elemental pies hit him and smashed him around all over and then laughter was heard as the elemental cream from the pies merged and formed a tornado and then out of it came us.
Me: Now that was a funny entrance. Long time no see Hammer.
Hammer: I WILL KILL YOU ALL! YOU ALL MADE A FOOL OUT OF ME!
Me: And we show no remorse for it.
Don Octavio: (Italian Accent) You think you're so tough.
Multiplex: Wait until you see this!
Multiplex made 620 clones of himself.
Muscle Man: You know who else is tougher than you? MY MOM!
We laughed at his joke.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Good one!
Eli: Yeah!
But then Seadramon, Harpymon, Boomerang, See More, Pied Piper, Jack O Lantern, Biowulf, Baron Mordo, Zs'Skayr, Scorpion, Copper Cranium, Shakedown, Droog, Evil Mushroom Man, Dogranio Yaboon, Evil Search Man, Black Scorpion, Pooperman, Captain Frightbeard, and Sentinel Prime appeared.
Nico: Seadramon, Harpymon, Boomerang, See More, Pied Piper, Jack O Lantern, Biowulf, Baron Mordo, Zs'Skayr, Scorpion, Copper Cranium, Shakedown, Droog, Evil Mushroom Man, Dogranio Yaboon, Evil Search Man, Black Scorpion, Pooperman, Captain Frightbeard, and Sentinel Prime.
Seadramon: You know, Black Friday isn't that far away.
Harpymon: No, it isn't.
Me: Just a little over a week and a half.
Boomerang: We've got plenty of time to come up with a strategy on that day.
Me: Yep.
See More: (to Nico) We heard you met with Misty.
Nico: We sure did.
Pied Piper: Find anything useful from her?
Me: TONS of things. It's all not good. I'll tell you all what we found out in the briefing room before we head out on Nico's rescue.
Pied Piper: Oh boy.
Morty Beard then came out.
Me: Morty Beard. Back for another round I see.
Morty Beard: Yep I sure am.
Me: Cool cool.
Morty Beard: J.D., I just want you to know that you did a good job killing Lothor.
Me: Thanks. I waited almost a whole year to destroy him. But the wait was completely worth it.
Nico: Yes it was.
Me: And now I have it completely off my chest now that he is in the black gates forever.
Laney: Yeah.
We got the battles underway.
Poromon, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Juniper Lee, Dimitri LouSteau and Jean Bison VS Seadramon - Nico's Rescue
Seadramon was first.
Seadramon: (to Poromon) Nico's rescue involved Misty telling him the latest about Opaline. Did he learn anything useful?
Poromon: Not only did we find out that she was responsible for everything that happened that tore the friendships apart but she was also responsible for a number of terrible calamities.
Rarity: She was responsible for turning the Dazzlings into the Sirens, made the Memory Stone and even responsible for all the events that happened in Equestria after Grogar was destroyed!
Seadramon: So she is the supreme driving force behind it all!
Sweetie Belle: Yeah she sure is.
Gill Grunt: She did it all! And she was behind it all.
Juniper Lee: After all that trouble we went through with all of Equestria's enemies we found out that they were all just pawns in the grand scheme of Opaline to tear Friendship apart!
Seadramon: What a pure evil monster! Lets do it!
Poromon summoned Undine and merged Hermos with Red Eyes B. Chick and it formed into THE RED EYES SCEPTER OF FLAMES! They fired waves of fire, water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.
Orion, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Live Action Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Elita One, Merrick and Tyzonn VS Harpymon - Battling Another Ultimate Jetray
Harpymon was next.
Harpymon: (to Orion) Nico, Batman, and the others did Battling Another Ultimate Jetray. I imagined that one was an excellent flier.
Orion: Boy she sure was. J.D. was really flying all over the place trying to catch her and blast her down.
Princess Luna: He sure was. We were all amazed with how well they were flying.
Moondust: It was really cool.
Snowdrop: Yeah it was flying that Taylor of the Wild Force would be proud of.
Gari: I agree there.
Blackout: We were all in awe.
Live Action Optimus: We had a lot of up hearing about that one.
Bumblebee: It was so cool.
Elita One: It was cool.
Harpymon: That is awesome! Lets do it!
Orion: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BATTLE FEVER J!
He turned into the Battle Fever J Black Ranger! Then he summoned Lunar and merged Hermos with Battle Shogun of The Six Samurai and it formed into THE SIX SAMURAI ELEMENT SWORD! They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed her down.
Nick Russell, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Star Fox Team, Icepick and Scowl VS Frederick Myers A.K.A. Boomerang (Marvel) - Lincoln's Rescue
Boomerang was next.
Boomerang: (to Nick) I heard Lincoln's rescue involved killing Gorr. Mate, considering the reputation that guy had, Lincoln's win over him was well earned!
Nick: Yeah that guy was a rotten to the core monster.
Twilight Sparkle: He sure was. And he deserved to be destroyed too.
Starshine Sparkle: We gave him what for.
Spyro: Yeah he had it coming.
Fox McCloud: He sure did. We made him pay.
Krystal: (British Accent) That is for sure.
Boomerang: Good. Lets do it!
Nick summoned Jirwolf and merged Hermos with Blast Magician and it formed into THE STAFF OF THE BLAST MAGICIAN! They fired waves of magic and energy and blasted him down.
Ash Ketchum & Pikachu, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Wizard Kamen Riders, Spring Man and Slash Man VS See-More - Meeting a Withur Gene-slammer
See-More was next.
See More: (to Ash) I heard you guys met a Withur Gene-slammer. What's her name?
Ash: Her name was Miyuki Vocesdebelleza and she is really awesome as a guardian angel.
Pikachu: Pika!
Pinkie Pie: We were amazed with her story too.
Maud Pie: (monotonously) It was really amazing to hear about.
Featherweight: Yeah
FLASHBACK
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Miyuki, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much bigger you've gotten in muscle mass.
Nico: You got that right. So, Miyuki, what's the story on how Lincoln took down and beat Billy McLean up into a pulp when he tried to kill you and your sisters?
Miyuki Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) You're not going to like this one bit. One day, me and my sisters were with Lincoln and we were heading back to The Loud House after doing some workouts at the gym. But, then, we heard an angry yell and Lincoln caught the stench of someone who hadn't heard of a bath, and someone came rushing right at us: it was Billy McLean and he had a knife in his hand and he was going to kill me and my sisters in a fit of rage and he was also going to kill Lincoln again for ruining his career, but Lincoln grabbed Billy McLean by his arm and he broke it and that caused Billy McLean to scream in pain and drop the knife, and then, Lincoln proceeded to mongrelize him and when he was done, Lincoln knocked out that bastard's teeth, broke his arms and legs, broke his nose, and hit him hard in the head.
Nico: Yeah, I remember that one all too well, when we got the word that Billy McLean broke out again, J.D. and I went to the cops and we were also going to tear him to shreds again, but when we saw what Lincoln did, man, we were stunned.
Me: We sure were, but Billy McLean deserved it, and that asshole had no chance against Lincoln, and I got the picture.
I pulled out the picture of Billy McLean after he was mongrelized by Lincoln and it matched what Miyuki told us of what Lincoln did to that asshole, and everyone was stunned.
Eli: Sheesh! That's a lot worse than the beating I gave to Billy McLean, but when someone dares to mess with or try to murder Lincoln's Guardian Angels, he'll come after them and he'll mongrelize them!
Lincoln: I wasn't going to let him get away with that, so I had to defend the Vocesdebelleza Sisters from that asshole.
Nico: You got that right, and you also got your hands covered in blood and your knuckles were really sore and bloody, so I made a ball of water and covered your hands in it, washed the blood off, and I was about to wrap your hands in bandages, but then, your knuckles had suddenly healed up because of your superhuman regeneration. But, you sure are one tough guy, Lincoln, and you kicked Billy McLean's ass hard and he fell down to the concrete like a bag of bricks.
Lincoln: He made a big mistake going after ten of my many Guardian Angels, just because he wants revenge on me and all of us for ruining his scams, but he's never going to learn his lesson. Besides, I've kicked his ass numerous times whenever he's tried to kill my Guardian Angels or us, and I've even used steel-toed boots on him.
Nico: (Snickers) Ooh, I can guess he didn't like that!
Me: (Laughs) He sure didn't, Nico.
FLASHBACK ENDS
See-More: WHOA! They really kicked Billy hard!
Sprocket: Yeah it was awesome.
Haruto: Yeah he deserved it too.
See-More: I'll say. Lets do it!
Ash summoned Metagolem and merged Hermos with UFO Roid and it formed into THE HOVERING UFO SKATEBOARD OF THE STARS! They fired waves of lightning, metal, magic and energy and gears and smashed him down.
Gwen, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Jack Sparrow, Ra's Al Ghul and Ground Man VS Pied Piper - Poromon afraid of Shots
Pied Piper was next.
Pied Piper: (to Gwen) Poromon must really be afraid of Shots. Manaphy, Poliwag, and Horsea had to chase him all over the city!
Gwen: (LAUGHS) It was really funny! They were chasing him all over like something out of a Benny Hill Chase Scene.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah those were always a classic.
Cozy Glow: They sure were. We were eating popcorn and laughing a lot too.
Hex: It was all actually entertaining too.
Jack Sparrow: Aye lads. It sure was.
Pied Piper: Yeah that was funny. Man Benny Hill was awesome. Lets do it!
Gwen: And I thought Master Goku had it bad with his fear of needles.
Gwen summoned Jericho and merged Hermos with Doomkaiser Dragon and it formed into THE SCYTHE OF THE DOOMKAISER! They fired waves of darkness, bones, skulls, lightning, stars and magic and smashed him down.
Green Arrow, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Batman 2039, Max Gibson, Dana Tan, Horri Bull and Hotlink VS Jack O Lantern - Poromon is REALLY scared of needles
Marvel Jack O Lantern was next.
Jack O Lantern: (to Green Arrow) Poromon is REALLY scared of needles. And yet, the other mascots aren't!
Green Arrow: Yeah no kidding! We're gonna have to have Rhinosnorus come help out Poromon like he did with many of us.
Fluttershy: Yeah that was a really funny chase scene with that though and it was cute.
Tornado Bolt: Boy it sure was. We were laughing so hard that we felt like we were going to go to the hospital.
Stealth Elf: Yeah it was really funny. Poromon did all sorts of awesome and funny Benny Hill style chase gags.
Batman 2039: That was really silly.
Max Gibson: But you got to admit. That was funny to watch.
Dana Tan: We all couldn't stop laughing.
Jack O Lantern: That is funny. Lets do it!
Green Arrow summoned Dark Dryad and merged Hermos with Predaplant Aldroctopus and it formed into THE INSECTIVOROUS PREDAPLANT BOW! They fired waves of arrows, leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed him down.
Jake Long, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Hilda, Overbite and Seawing VS Biowulf - A planet made of Butternut Squash Soup
Biowulf was next.
Biowulf: (to Jake) This is A planet made of Butternut Squash Soup, huh? I actually like it!
Jake Long: I do too! This is amazing seeing a world like this. First a Borscht planet and now a world made of Butternut Squash Soup.
Sunset Shimmer: It's really good soup too.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) I agree there. And Jared likes this planet too.
Sunburn: Boy he sure does.
Hilda: (British Accent) I think it's most amazing myself.
Biowulf: I do too. Good appetizer for the Thanksgiving Season too. Lets do it!
Jake summoned Ignatius and merged Hermos with The Thing in The Crater and it formed into THE CRATER LAVA DRAGONSWORD! They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.
Eli Winston Bullock, Nunnally, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Lucy Heartfilia, Erza Scarlett, Juvia Lockser, Airi and 2014 Maleficent VS Baron Mordo - Butternut Squash Soup is good stuff
Baron Mordo was next.
Baron Mordo: (to Eli) Butternut Squash Soup is good stuff. A Perfect start to the Thanksgiving Days.
Eli: I agree there too. And it's really tasty too.
Nunnally: It sure is. Just as awesome as the soup served in Equestria.
Princess Celestia: It sure is. I think it's really good too.
King Solar: I haven't had a good soup this amazing since well 1,000 years ago.
Solar Eclipsa: It sure is tasty.
Amber Morning: Boy I like it too.
Spotlight: We all think this is cool. And Jared likes it too.
Lucy Heartfilia: I agree too.
Erza Scarlett: I think it's good stuff myself.
Juvia: Same here. I agree.
Baron Mordo: Yes I agree there. Lets do it!
Eli summoned Solar and merged Hermos with Herald of Purple Light and it formed into THE PURPLE LIGHT STARSWORD! They fired waves of light and smashed him down.
Edd/Iron Boy. Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Kameo, Shockwave and Soundwave VS Zs'Skayr - The Hammer is Back
Zs'Skayr was next.
Zs'Skayr: (to Double D) The Hammer is Back?! I remember he was a challenge before.
Edd: Indeed. He was a most amazing yet intriguing challenge worth remembering.
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was a most amazing battle.
Apple Bloom: It sure was fun.
Flashwing: It sure was a fun one.
Kameo: It sure was a good battle and here we are on a butternut squash soup planet for it. Fitting.
Zs'Skayr: Perfect for thanksgiving. Lets do it!
Edd summoned Undergolem and merged Hermos with Rock Band Xenoguitar and it formed into THE XENOGUITAR SWORD OF EARTHLY MUSIC! They fired waves of rock, earth, boulders, crystal, apples and energy and smashed him down.
Duncan, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Invader Lum, Kumiko and Future Maria VS Scorpion - The Hammer is going to be deleted for good.
Scorpion was next.
Scorpion: (to Duncan) The Hammer is going to be deleted for good. He's lucky that he's a potential recruit for our ranks.
Duncan: That is true. We just have to find a good archenemy for him. He gave us an amazing battle last time.
Rainbow Dash: That was tough too.
Scootaloo: It sure was cool too.
Whirlwind: Yeah no kidding.
Lum: We had fun with that.
Scorpion: Indeed. Lets do it!
Duncan summoned Ariel and merged Hermos with Blackwing - Shura the Blue Flame and it formed into THE SWORD OF THE BLUE FLAME - SHURA! They fired waves of wind, rainbows, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Shizuka of Nadeshiko VS Copper Cranium
Copper Cranium was next.
Copper Cranium: I'll bash you!
Shizuka: Bring it.
She merged Hermos with Victory Dragon and it formed into THE VICTORY DRAGON BROADSWORD! She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Ultear Milkovich VS Shakedown
Shakedown was next.
Shakedown: Man Poromon must've been really scared.
Ultear: You got that right.
Ultear merged Hermos with Time Wizard and it formed into THE TIME MAGIC HAMMER! She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Suki VS Droog
Droog was next.
Suki: This will be so fun.
Droog: It sure is.
Suki merged Hermos with Artemis the Magistus Moon Maiden and it formed into THE MOON BOW OF ARTEMIS! She fired waves of moon energy and smashed him down.
Panty & Stocking Anarchy VS Evil Mushroom Man
Evil Mushroom Man was next.
Panty: This is gonna be fucking good.
Stocking: It will be really fucking good.
Evil Mushroom Man: It sure will.
Panty & Stocking merged Hermos with Petin the Dark Clown and it formed into THE FOULMOUTH CLOWN SWORD OF BLOODLUST! They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Tree Rex VS Dogranio Yaboon
Dogranio Yaboon was next.
Dogranio Yaboon: Hope you're ready for all this.
Tree Rex: I was born ready for this.
Tree Rex merged Hermos with Sylvan Hermitree and it formed into THE SWORD OF FLAMING SYLVAN MIGHT! He fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Sari VS Evil Search Man
Evil Search Man was next.
Evil Search Man: I have a feeling this will be fun.
Sari: It sure will be fun.
Sari merged Hermos with Mystical Sand and it formed into THE SAND FIRESTORM SWORD! She fired waves of fire and sand and smashed him down.
Scorp VS Black Scorpion
Black Scorpion was next.
Black Scorpion: This will sting.
Scorp: Bring it on.
Scorp merged Hermos with Nightmare Scorpion and it formed into THE NIGHTMARE STING STORM SWORD! He fired waves of energgy and smashed him down.
Lucy Mann, Ripping Friends, Konan, Laney, Lily, Yoko Minato, Kaito Kumon and Mitsuzane Kureshima VS Pooperman
Pooperman was next.
Pooperman: I can't remember the last time we fought.
Lucy Mann: Me neither.
Crag: This is gonna be really fun.
Rip: Yeah! We're going to rip!
Konan: You going to rip you apart!
Laney: Big time!
Lily: And it will hurt.
Yoko: It sure will.
Pooperman: BRING IT ON!
Lucy merged Hermos with Ghosttrick Siren and it formed into THE SIREN SWORD OF THE DARK! They fired waves of energy and smashed him all over the place.
Biscuit Oliva VS Captain Frightbeard
Captain Frightbeard was next.
Captain Frightbeard: I'll make ye walk the plank!
Biscuit Oliva: Bring it!
Biscuit merged Hermos with Sirenorca and it formed into THE SIRENORCA SCYTHE! He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Lori Jimenez VS Sentinel Prime.
Sentinel Prime was next.
Sentinel Prime: It's going to be so fun battling you.
Lori Jimenez: It sure is. Better than that big chinned asshole version of you.
Sentinel Prime: Agreed.
Lori merged Hermos with Guardian Eatos and it formed into THE EATOS SWORD OF STELLAR WIND! She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Ninja Storm Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Morty Beard
Morty Beard was next.
Nico: This is always fun.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of hand-cannon Blasters for more members of the team, this time, it's for Tony Jones and his friends
For Tony Jones and his friends: hand-cannon Blasters named Moonlands Elemental Firestorm Fury and modelled after Mario's Lightning Shark blaster and Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury blaster, but the hand-cannon blasters' colors schemes are in the colors of Tony Jones and his friends with elements on the blasters and with the symbols of The Moonlands etched on the side, and colored gems on the top of the blasters.
Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
Ninja Storm Rangers: NINJA/THUNDER/SAMURAI STORM! RANGER FORM! HA!
They all transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STORM!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Ninja Storm Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
Rangers: THUNDERSTORM CANNON!
They put together the cannon.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Morty Beard and he exploded!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: YEAH! Morty Beard you have failed this planet!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Me: We have some catching up to do.
Jake: It's payback time from before!
Tsukasa: You're not throwing anyone this time!
Kamen Ride: Zero One!
Kamen Ride: Kabuto!
Kamen Ride: Gatack!
Kamen Ride: Drake!
Kamen Ride: Sasword!
Kamen Ride: KickHopper!
Kamen Ride: PunchHopper!
Kamen Ride: Dark Kabuto!
Tsukasa donned his Zero One armor and Daiki summoned clones of the Kabuto team!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ELECTRONIC BRIGADE!
They turned into the Denziman!
We got out our Zenkai Cannons!
All of us: (TURNS DIALS) BURNING SUPER SENTAI POWER!
We summoned ALL THE RANGERS AND RIDERS!
Nico: Lets get him!
We went at him!
We punched and blasted and smashed him all over.
Arrthoa Blasted and smashed the Hammer all over the place.
Hound, Drag Strip, Princess Luna and Zarya used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Hound's turret gun, Drag Strip's plasma energy blaster and Zarya and Princess Luna's powers 100-fold.
Hound and Zarya: ARROW TURRET BLAST!
Drag Strip and Princess Luna: MOONLIGHT PLASMA SHOOTER!
Springfield Beyblade Power and Wiggum: BEYBLADE PIE SPRINGFIELD BLAST!
Diamonds of The McCallister Family and Pete: DIAMONDS OF HOMES BLAST!
Explosive Earthbound Power and Krusty: PK EXPLOSION STORM!
Earth of Lightning and Vreedle Brothers: EARTH LIGHTNING VREEDLE SHOT!
Apocalyptic Water Maelstrom and Cargill: APOCALYPTIC WATER BLAST!
Light of The Bakugan and Chalmers: LIGHT BAKUGAN BURST!
5 Dragons of The Elements and Springfield Mafia: ELEMENTAL FIVE DRAGONS BLAST!
Monkey Hyperforce Barrage and Number 7: SEVEN HYPERBLAST MONKEY STORM!
Ninjago Elemental Spin and Zexion: ILLUSION TOP SPIN STORM!
Deer of Fury and Multiplex: DEER CLONE BOMBS!
Siren of Mesa City and Muggshot: SIRENS OF DOGS BLAST!
Galvanic Mechamorph Power and Stacey: MACHINES OF FURY BLAST!
Celtic Power of Green and Garble: CELTIC GREEN FIRE BLAST!
Firestorm of Power and Bushroot: PLANTS AND FIRE BLAST!
Virgo Constellation Might and Bunnie and Clyde: VIRGO FIRE BLAST!
Illusion Power and Yost Crimson Dynamo: ILLUSIONS OF CRIMSON MIGHT!
Stars of The Future and Black Baron: STARS OF DUTCH FURY!
Comet Power and Evil Comet Woman: COMET POWER BLAST!
Geass Wrath and Evil Orbit Woman: GEASS BLAST STORM!
Thief Force and Don Octavio: ITALIAN MIGHT BLAST!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LIFE OF KINDNESS BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Muscle Man, me, Jared, Fluttershy and Eli: VIDEO GAME SMASHING BLAST!
We fired a massive blast of energy.
Lincoln: SQUASH ELEMENT STYLE: PUMPKIN!
Jessica Kaios: SQUASH FIRE STYLE: ACORN SQUASH!
Yuna Kamihara: SQUASH WATER STYLE: BANANA SQUASH!
Toph: SQUASH EARTH STYLE: GREEN EGG SQUASH!
Tatsumaki: SQUASH WIND STYLE: BONBON SQUASH!
Sari Sumdac: SQUASH LIGHTNING STYLE: BUTTERNUT SQUASH!
R. Mika: SQUASH LIGHT STYLE: HONEY BEAR SQUASH!
Juri Han: SQUASH DARK STYLE: HONEYNUT SQUASH!
Jessica Shannon: SQUASH STING STYLE: SPAGHETTI SQUASH!
Peni Parker: SQUASH WEB STYLE: TURBAN SQUASH!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said squashes.
Lincoln and his harem: SQUASH FINAL SMASH: SQUASH RAMPAGE!
They fired a tsunami of squashes and smashed him down.
Lincoln: In the immortal words of Nico, Hammer, you have failed this world!
Nico: You said it, Lincoln, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Cruella Chernabog to deal with, and she should be arriving here along with the rest of her sisters...right now!
?: You're going to pay for ruining my fun and breaking my plaything, Michelle Emperyous!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Michelle Emperyous: (Growls) I should've known there's no mistaking that chalkboard screech from anywhere. You can come out now, Cruella Chernabog.
Selene Emperyous: Along with the rest of your demonic sisters, Adrastea.
Suddenly, the image of the Qliphoth Tree of Death appeared in the sky and surrounding it are Seals of The Demonic Princes of Hell, and nine mists of darkness appeared and one of them descended onto the ground and what stood in its place was a girl with midnight black hair, blood red eyes, black clothes with the Qliphoth Tree of Death on her skirt and black demonic wings on her back: the figure was Cruella Chernabog, the youngest of The Chernabog Sisters, and the seven remaining mists of darkness descended onto the ground and what stood in their places were Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, and Nocnitsa Chernabog, and the leader of The Chernabog Sisters, Adrastea Chernabog.
Michelle Emperyous: Cruella Chernabog, just as we expected.
Selene Emperyous: And you also had the nerve to bring Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, and Nocnitsa Chernabog with you when we ruined your sister's fun, Adrastea Chernabog.
Cruella Chernabog: You goody-two-shoes Emperyous sisters always had to go ahead and ruin our fun like you always do!
Adrastea Chernabog: And now, you will all pay!
Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, and Nocnitsa Chernabog came after us, but they were caught by a Sephiroth Tree of Life surrounded by six crosses that appeared below their feet and that made them scream demonically, and they were all trapped.
Adrastea Chernabog: (HISSES) IT'S A TRAP! NOW, WE CAN'T GET OUT!
Selene Emperyous: That's right, and now, you ten get to watch as my little sis and our man destroy your demonic little sister for the chaos and havoc that she just pulled this morning in Bogota, Columbia. Oh, and if you're even thinking of breaking out, don't bother, this trap will remain there until your sister is finally gone.
Cruella Chernabog: (ROARS) YOU MISERABLE, STUPID, LITTLE...!
Cruella Chernabog rushed at Melanie Emperyous and Lincoln and tried to kill them, but Lincoln and Michelle fired powerful blasts of fire and rainbow fire and when she got hit, she screeched like the demon that she really is as the flames burned her.
Michelle Emperyous: That'll teach you, but we're just getting started, Cruella, and I've had it up to hear with you and the rest of your demonic sisters to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Michelle Emperyous' crimson red eyes turned neon crimson red and she was surrounded by a crimson red energy aura with fire, crosses, golf balls, culinary items, and angels, she unholstered her massive Michion the Timelord-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Cruella Chernabog, she left crimson red energy, fire, golf balls, culinary items, crosses, and angels with every step.
Michelle Emperyous: I will never ever forgive you for all the times that you and your demonic sisters have caused chaos throughout Royal Woods, so many innocent people have been suffering due to all the chaos and suffering you bitches have unleashed, and now, the time of reckoning is now at hand, Cruella Chernabog, and now, you shall suffer God's Judgement.
Suddenly, Michelle Emperyous was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red energy with fire, golf balls, culinary items and crosses surrounding it, there are angels, Michion the Timelord, and St. Michael the Archangel flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Michelle Emperyous emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Michelle Emperyous grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has crimson red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair tied in a braid, she has neon crimson red eyes and a crimson red energy aura with fire, golf balls, culinary items, crosses, and angels surrounding her, she has the Seal of Michael in the hands of Michion the Timelord emblazoned on her forehead, she has on angel earrings with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Holy, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Michion the Timelord with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Holy, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her crimson red angel angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Michelle Emperyous has on a sleeveless crimson red closed blouse, sleeveless crimson red top, crimson red skirt with the Sephiroth Tree of Life on it, crimson red bellbottom pants with red designs on the pants, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with fire, golf balls, culinary items, crosses, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Michion the Timelord one one side and the Archangel St. Michael and they have a cross floating in their left and right hands and surrounded by fire. Suddenly, Michelle Emperyous felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red angel wings with stars and red tips on the large crimson red feathers grew much bigger for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Michelle Emperyous' massive Lazion the Timelord-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of crimson red energy, crosses, fire, golf balls, culinary items, and angels and when it emerged, it was transformed into Michion the Timelord's Holy Firestorm Golfer Chef Archangel Greatsword of Holy Firestorm Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Michion the Timelord and St. Michael the Archangel etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large crimson red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and a large crimson red gem below the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with crimson red gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Michion the Timelord's head with crimson red gems for eyes and a large crimson red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji below Michion the Timelord and St. Michael that said, "Michelle Emperyous, Gene-Slammer of Michion the Timelord, Youngest of The Emperyous Sisters, Powerful Master of Fire and The Powers of St. Michael the Archangel, Amazing Golf Expert and Chef, Friend of Lori Loud, Clyde McBride, and Lynn Sr., Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher and Despiser of Scoots, Destroyer of Cruella Chernabog, Archenemy of Surtr, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Holy Fire, Crosses, and Archangels"
ミシェル・エンペリアス、時械神ミチオン の ジーンスラマー、エンペリアス シスターズ の最年少、強力な火のマスター、大天使聖ミカエルの力、素晴らしいゴルフの専門家でシェフ、ロリラウド の友人、クライド・マクブライド、リン・シニア、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーンの将来の妻ラウド、スマッシャーとスクーツの軽蔑者、クルエラ・チェルナボグの駆逐艦、スルトの大敵、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして聖火、十字架、大天使のマスター
Michelle Emperyous has transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA HOLY GOLF CULINARY FIRESTORM ARCHANGEL TIMELORD ANGEL OF DIVINE HOLY FIRESTORM GOLF CULINARY ARCHANGEL TIMELORD JUSTICE AND DIVINE HOLY FIRESTORM CULINARY GOLF ARCHANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Michelle Emperyous' Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Cruella Chernabog saw it, she went fucking mad and fired a blast of darkness at Michelle Emperyous to kill her, but Melanie Emperyous fired a powerful crimson red energy blast with fire, crosses, golf balls, culinary items, and angels which overwhelmed the blast of darkness and it hits Cruella Chernabog, and she was sent flying into a wall. But, she got out and she was extremely pissed off.
Nico: Whoa, now, Michelle Emperyous has transformed, and she really looks like an Angel.
Lincoln: An Angel of Holy Firestorm Timelord Justice and a champion of the Archangel St. Michael and Michelle, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Michelle Emperyous: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Holy Firestorm Timelord and Divine Holy Firestorm Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we destroy Cruella Chernabog once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With her equally chaotic and demonic sisters watching? With pleasure, Michelle.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Michelle Emperyous.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time to say your goodbyes forever, Cruella Chernabog, 'cause your days of causing chaos and havoc in Michigan and the world are over!
Michelle Emperyous and Lincoln went after Cruella Chernabog, who continued firing blasts of darkness at them, but they've dodged every last one of them, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, crimson red energy, crosses, golf balls, culinary items, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, and Mermaids at Cruella Chernabog, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on her.
This was really making Cruella Chernabog extremely pissed off and this was also making the rest of The Chernabog Sisters really angry, but Michelle Emperyous and Lincoln were just getting started and Cruella's divine punishment has just begun. Cruella Chernabog then summoned a massive army of demons from Hell to kill them, but Lincoln fired blasts of holy light from his large left hand, massive greatsword, massive white angel wings, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, the large nine multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and the small planets orbiting around his fingers and they hit the army of demons and they were incinerated. Then, Michelle Emperyous and Lincoln slashed off Cruella Chernabog's wings and she screamed in excruciating pain, and this horrified the rest of The Chernabog Sisters, and Cruella Chernabog was on her last legs.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Michelle Emperyous, it was known as Michion the Timelord's Holy Archangel Firestorm Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's crimson red with waves of fire on the blaster with a Phoenix, Archangel, and Michion the Timelord surrounded by fire etched on the sides, and a crimson red gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Melanie Emperyous fired blasts of rainbow energy, crimson red energy, and elemental forces and when they hit Cruella Chernabog, they exploded with incredible power as they hit her and she was killed. Then, as they holstered their hand-cannon Blasters, Cruella Chernabog's spirit appeared and Michelle Emperyous and Lincoln drew the Judgement Kanji and Seal of St. Michael on her, and she was damned to The Black Gates as she was found guilty by those she hurt and she was erased forever. We cheered wildly for what Michelle Emperyous and Lincoln did to Cruella Chernabog as they holster their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Michelle Emperyous' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive crimson red angel wings are permanent.
Then, the trap disappeared and we saw the horrified looks on the faces of Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, and Nocnitsa Chernabog, and they were horrified to see what happened to Cruella Chernabog, and this pissed them off greatly.
Adrastea Chernabog: No, Griselda! (SCREAMING INSANELY) YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS, ALL OF YOU! THIS ISN'T OVER!
Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, and Nocnitsa Chernabog disappeared in six mists of darkness.
Nico: Yeah, that's right, go lick your wounds, bitch!
Melanie Emperyous: We've gotten rid of the youngest Chernabog Sisters, and now, all that's left to deal with are the six eldest Chernabog Sisters. Thanks for helping me destroy Cruella Chernabog, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Michelle.
Suddenly, Michelle Emperyous wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Michelle Emperyous' face, they kissed passionately as Michelle Emperyous' left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Michion the Timelord, and the Archangel St. Michael flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and angels flying behind them and flames raging behind them and heavenly lights shined down on them and we heard a choir of angels singing and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Michelle Emperyous came back to us, as the display and Michion the Timelord and the Archangel St. Michael vanished.
Nico: Wow, now that's what I call another blow to The Chernabog Sisters.
Lincoln: Yeah, and we really pissed off Adrastea and the other Chernabog Sisters, and they'll still do anything to get revenge on us, but we'll be ready for them.
Me: Yeah.
Selene Emperyous: That's right, Linky, and we're not going to stop until The Chernabog Sisters are all gone for good.
Nico: But, we're still making our mark on those heathens with that little show.
Lincoln: Yep, and for tomorrow, we're going to meet Kiara Vocesdebelleza the Uuduk Gene-Slammer.
Johanna Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) Awesome!
Lincoln: And Michelle's right, now all that's left is for us to deal with the six eldest members of The Chernabog Sisters, Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, Jezebeth Chernabog, and Nocnitsa Chernabog.
Rachel Emperyous: Which means you and I are going to deal with Nocnitsa Chernabog tomorrow, and then, you and Sadie are going to deal with Jezebeth Chernabog, followed by you and Sandra dealing with Mara Chernabog, then, you and Vorya will deal with Lillith Chernabog, then, you and Zaina will deal with Adrastea's second-in-command, Drusilla Chernabog, and finally, you and Selene will deal with the leader of The Chernabog Sisters, Adrastea Chernabog.
Lincoln: That's right, Rachel, and if we want to be fully ready for the battle against Queen Opaline, not only do we need all the info on her from Misty, but The Chernabog Sisters also need to go.
Selene Emperyous: That's right, Linky. Opaline's already a dangerous threat to all ponies for her evil xenophobic power-hungry ways, and The Chernabog Sisters are an equally dangerous threat to all of mankind, so we need to get rid of The Chernabog Sisters for good.
Nico: Before we make our move on Queen Opaline, and the battle between the Twelve Archangel and Timelord Sisters of Heaven and the Twelve Demon Sisters of Hell is fast approaching its climax with the epic showdown with Adrastea Chernabog.
Me: Lincoln and Selene Emperyous will make sure that she pays big time for her crimes in blood!
Selene Emperyous: Her and her sisters will all pay in blood.
Jack O Lantern: Looks the Hammer's been defeated.
Biowulf: Again.
Me: Yep.
Baron Mordo: Lucky for him, we're including him in our ranks now.
Nico: This is gonna be cool too.
Scorpion: Now, just one question.
Nico: What's that?
Zs'Skayr: What do we do with all this butternut squash soup?
Me: We have some for leftovers.
Nico: Good idea. (LOUD BURP) Oops sorry.
Qin: Man it was filling.
Nico: Yep. But great job everyone.
Me: And this was only an appetizer.
Nico: Yep.
Mordecai: (To the viewers) This was number one of the planets of Thanksgiving. We're going to have lots of fun on these.
Me: We sure are.
Nico: Lets go home.
We went back home and had lots of soup for leftovers. We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Part 1 of The Thanksgiving Planets Saga done.
Butternut Squash Soup is awesome.
The rescue was made in Honor of Kevin Conroy who passed away on the 11th.
RIP Kevin Conroy - Voice of Batman.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Mandee, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to the Endsville sector of the city and we're going to see that Billy is up to his idiotic shenanigans again. But this time with bubbly gum like in the episode The Bubble With Billy. Me and Billy are going to be in a TERRIBLE AND HORRIBLE FIGHT and it'll be where we get that gum out of him and he is going to pay the price for being stupid like always. Also we're going to battle Another Ultimate Chromastone and we're going to meet gene-slammers for Ghosttrick Siren, Sirenorca and Spiritual Whisper. They are the Ravenwood sisters and their names are Raven, Owl Wolf and Storm Eagle Littlefield and they are members of the Shoshone Tribe of Idaho and they are very good friends of Nico and he helped them around a wolf preserve and helped bring lots of wolves into the area. The match-up scene for the saga is for Rachel Emperyous, Raphion the Timelord and the sixth eldest of The Emperyous Sisters, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Nocnitsa Chernabog, the sixth eldest of The Chernabog Sisters. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Chile, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy an evil version of Goto Imasuji A.K.A. Muscular. And we're going to meet Kiara Vocesdebelleza, the Uuduk Gene-Slammer, she's the youngest child of the ten Vocesdebelleza Sisters who are all Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Brazil. Kiara and her sister, Miyuki, are Luan's classmates in Math, and they would often protect Luan from bullies, especially Abigail Sanchez. Their last name, Vocesdebelleza, means Beauty Vocals in Spanish. The Vocesdebelleza Sisters all share their love for Lincoln, and they, along with with the Louds would sing together, and often, sing around Christmas time. They and the Louds looked out for one another, and during one of their Christmas caroling session, The Vocesdebelleza Sisters each kissed Lincoln on the lips. They're the cousins of one of Lincoln's many future wives, Hilda, and they hate Scoots, Flip, Lewis Travolta, Bubble Bass, and even Billy McLean. For part 2 of the saga we're going to a planet of bread and we're going to battle the Waiters that tried to stop me from eating the Eggs-cellent Challenge. It's going to be brutal.
See you all next time
