Bread as one of the Side Dishes


In the briefing room, Nico and me had everyone gathered for an important meeting.

Nico: Thank you all for coming. Now I'm sure you're all wondering what this meeting is all about. Well yesterday on my rescue me and my group got some really vital and powerful intel on Queen Opaline from Misty and what she has been doing over the last couple of millennia.

We showed her huge book and everyone read it. When they did so they were shocked!

Vypra: Are you serious guys!?

Dark Spicer: She was responsible for everything that happened over the years!?

Me: That's right. Opaline was responsible for everything. She was behind it all. Queen Chrysalis, Tirek, Evil Cozy Glow, all the villains and all their schemes all of it.

Thorax: This is terrible!

Gilda: I can't believe all this!

Princess Ember: What she was doing over the millennia was pure evil!

Silverstream: She is beyond pure evil!

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah that is right. What she is doing makes even our villainous foes all look like peons.

Me: We found out that after Grogar was destroyed, she took his place and wanted all the power of magic all for herself and she was not going to stop until she got it.

Fluttershy: That is insane.

Qin: Now we know that we have to stop her by any means necessary or she will continue to cause problems.

Vypra: That's why we got to stop her.

Nico: We need to devise a good plan to take her down. Her castle is located in the Kamchatka Peninsula and we're going to make sure she pays dearly.

Eli: We're with you all the way.

Nico: Great! Thorax, Gilda, Princess Ember, Yona, Twilight, gather all your friends and people together. We are going to attack some time next week.

They agreed.

Nico: Queen Opaline's days of tyranny are numbered.


Later it was time for Nico's rescue and walking through the Endsville sector was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Mandee, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there for another awesome and fun rescue.

Me: I hope Billy isn't causing any trouble or so help me he will.

Nico put his hand on my shoulder.

Nico: Easy J.D. Easy. Billy may be an idiot but he is still part of the team.

Mandee: He is funny too.

Laney: Yeah he sure is. But these last few months he was acting more than just an idiot.

Xenia: He was acting more like a crime against evolution.

Mandee: That's funny.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Mandee.

Mandee: Anytime Nico. It's going to be like so fun being with you guys.

Leni: It's going to be totes fun Mandee.

Nico: Mandee, what do you do outside of missions?

Mandee: Oh I mostly like to go shopping with Jackie and Leni at the mall. But also me and Jackie help Leni with her job at Reiningers.

Nico: Cool cool.

Mandee: It's really awesome.

Laney: Mandee got an awesome job stocking inventory and putting clothes up for the shop.

Leni: And she is totes good at it too.

Me: That's great that you two have jobs with Leni now. Man after what 27 attempts?

Mandee: Yeah somewhere around there.

Camie: They tried to get jobs that many times?

Me: You have no idea Camie. Jackie and Mandee got jobs in different spots 27 times and failed at all of them. One time an angry chef tried to kill them.

Nico: I remember that. That was crazy.

Me: No kidding there.

Nico: I hope you get a boyfriend one day

Mandee: One day me and Jackie will.

Me: There's plenty of fish out in the sea. You just got to find out which one is perfect for you.

Nico: Yeah. I'm no matchmaker myself but I know you will find one for you.

Leni: You totes will.

Mandee: Thanks guys.

Me: You're welcome.

Nico: Yesterday was delicious.

Camie: Boy it sure was!

Me: And that was just number one on the Thanksgiving System Planets.

Eli: Yep. What planet do you think is next bro?

Me: It would have to be a side dish planet next.

Laney: That will be awesome.

Varie: Jared sure loved the Butternut Squash Soup planet.

Xenia: Boy no kidding. And he loves Kablamica's Broccoli soup right?

Me: You should see how much of that he eats. He can't get enough of it.

Nico: Boy J.D. you son is one amazing vegetarian.

Laney: He sure is.

Nico: And we faced the Hammer.

Me: We sure did and that was awesome. Man last time we faced him was 3 years ago.

Misty Tredwell: That was amazing. And he was the first ever villain you guys faced when you all met Mordecai and Rigby right?

Me: That's right Misty. It was really cool and awesome.

Laney: Yeah that was cool. Benson thought we were going to the park to smash his face in back then.

Me: Yeah part of me wanted to do that because I thought Benson was a total jerk. But not anymore.

Lana: Yeah Benson is cool though.

Nico: Instead, Benson told Muscle Man to beat him up.

Me: Yeah I remember that. That was intense. But Muscle Man's jokes are always still very funny. We get a good laugh out of all of them.

Eddy: (LAUGHS) We sure do. They are funny.

Nico: Yeah that is true.

Laney: Yeah. He is awesome with that.

Camie: He sure is a hoot.

Nico: I wonder what's new in Endsville.

Me: Boy it sure is quiet.

BOINK.

Me: Huh?

I saw a big pink bubble in front of me.

Me: Wow that is a big pink bubble.
Nico: Pop it.

I poked it and it didn't pop.

Me: Boy that is a tough bubble.

I bit it and it popped in my face and I licked it off and chewed it and it was made of bubble gum.

Me: Hey it's made of gum. No flavor though.

Nico: Wow!

Eli: Look at that!

We saw a huge smoke cloud made entirely out of pink bubbles!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: I think we found out what Billy's up to.

Me: Yep. (Chewing) The gum is not bad though.

Nico: You may want to spit that out though.

Me: Okay.

I went to a trash can and spit it into it.

We went and found Billy who was REALLY burping up a huge amount of bubbles.

Me: WHOA! That's a lot of bubble gum bubbles.

We went over to him.

Me: Billy?

Billy: Oh hey guys.

Nico: Hey, Billy. What's up, man?

Billy: Oh just chewing my gum.

He had a floating gumball machine fire balls of gum into his mouth and he was chewing it and then he swallowed it.

Me: That can't be good for your stomach. Billy where did you get that gum?

Billy: Oh Grim gave it to me. I needed some gum to help me think for a test.

Qin: Figures.

Me: I always chew gum whenever I am thinking. But I don't swallow it. I throw it in the trash.

LOUD FART!

Billy farted out a huge amount of bubbles.

Me: May I see that Gumball Machine Billy?

Billy: Sure.

He had it come to me and I looked at it.

Me: Hmm. Looks like an ordinary gumball machine.

I looked on the bottom and saw a label.

Me: Wait there's a label. (Reading) "WARNING: Do not swallow this gum. It will make you break out in an Unimaginably Horrible Rash From Another Dimension!?" Oh shit!

Camie: Good thing you didn't swallow that gum J.D.

Me: Yeah like I said I always throw my gum in the trash when I'm done.

Nico: Billy, give that gum to us.

Billy came over.

Billy: NO! IT'S MY GUM!

He had a bubble balloon form and Billy made a club and then…

POW!

He bashed Nico and sent him crashing into a tree and the tree crashed onto him!

SMASH!

Nico: (In Pain) I'm hurt now!

Me: Oh that does it!

I jumped Billy and we got into a massive and brutal fight cloud!

Nico: Anyone get the number of that truck?

May got the tree off him and Nico regained his composure and saw me and Billy fighting.

Nico: What the!

Me: Give us that gum Billy! NOW!

Billy: NO!

He then grabbed the gumball machine and then swallowed the whole thing!

Billy: (LAUGHS CRAZILY)

Me: Oh boy!

LOUD FART!

He inflated like a balloon

Maria: Is he crazy?!

Me: He is that big of an idiot!

Billy: You know what? I feel funny. And I don't mean funny ha ha. No no now. Funny weird. (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)

LOUD BELCH!

Billy fired a wave of pre-chewed bubbly gum out of his mouth and it went at Nico.

Nico: Oh no!

SMASH!

It smashed him into a rock!

Nico poked his head out of the wad.

Nico: YUCK!

May: GROSS!

Me: Okay that's it!

I teleported and kicked him in the stomach and Billy was sent flying as he vomited all the gum out and he covered the en city in a massive mess of gum!

He landed by us and laughed.

Nico: And now, the whole city's is covered in gum.

Me: I hope you're happy Billy.

Billy: It was weird but funny.

But then Billy got ugly spots on his ears and then his nose and then his FACE GOT COVERED IN A HIDEOUSLY DISGUSTING AND GROSS RED RASH!

Billy: I've got an unimaginably horrible rash from another dimension!

Me: UGLY AND DISGUSTING!

Eli: YUCK!

Billy fell to the ground in pain.

Me: Guess he has to learn the hard way.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Man what a mess!

Nico: Let's start cleaning the gum.

Eli: Good idea. Also nothing is worse than having gum in your hair.

Nico: Tell me about it.

We got to cleaning the gum up and man there was a lot of it. And Billy was taken to his room. He was put under quarantine because of that rash. But unfortunately things only got worse for him when Chester, A.J. and all the kids of Dimmsdale were laughing at him in total humiliation. KIDS CAN BE SO CRUEL!

Me: Well the city is all clean.

Nico: Yeah.

Eli: Geez that was a massive mess.

Nico: I don't think we're done yet though.

Eli: Nope. I sense the next Another Alien approaching.

Nico: Were?

Then a huge red and purple crystal cluster grew and had Nico hooked by his shirt and hoisted him up in a huge 20 foot crystal monument!

Me: Jumping graveyards!

Brittney: Wow! That crystal really caught you didn't it!?

Nico: I don't even know where it came from!

Me: But this crystal is beautiful. It's amazing how it was able to grow so fast like this.

Nico: Who's doing this?!

Then out of a crystal from the ground came a figure and it was a BLACK VERSION OF AN EVOLVED CRYSTALSAPIEN! It was Another Ultimate Chromastone!

Me: Whoa! Another Ultimate Chromastone!

Eli: Wow!

Another Ultimate Chromastone: (In a girls voice) Yeah it is amazing that I have these powers huh?

Me: (GASP) Bianca Quartzian!

Another Ultimate Chromastone: That's right. Awesome to see you again J.D.

Nico: You know her?

Me: I sure do. Bianca is a geologist and she knows a lot about crystals and how minerals are made and all that. She also has amazing crystal powers. She accidentally stumbled into the Crystal Dimension and got exposed to the energy of a powerful crystal that imbued her with crystal powers and even wings of crystal.

Nico: WOW! That is amazing! That also explains the crystal growth.

Eli: Yeah.

Albedo turned into Negative Ultimate Chromastone.

Albedo: Did Swartz promise you anything?

Another Ultimate Chromastone: Just to be the greatest geologist ever and help J.D. fight crime.

Me: You already are the greatest Geologist that I know.

Nicole: Next to me that is and you will make an awesome member of my colleagues.

Another Ultimate Chromastone: That is true and I knew Swartz was lying to me.

Nico: He lied to everyone.

Nico flew down from the crystal and landed by us.

Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.

Another Ultimate Chromastone: It's all right. Come at me!

Me: With pleasure! (ACTIVATES ZEN-AKU'S RIDEWATCH)

(THE NIGHT BEGINS TO SHINE BY B.E.R. PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHT AND DARKNESS SWIRLED AROUND ME AND A SOLAR ECLIPSE FORMED IN THE BACKGROUND)

I saw you dance
From the corner
I caught your name
In a conversation
Playing hard-to-get
But I can understand
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Talk 'til dawn
My heart was racing
I took you home
In the driving rain
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
(Night begins to shine)
The night begins to shine
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)

I danced and fired waves of light and darkness and smashed her down.

Nico: OH YEAH!

Kaito: (Gets out Gekiranger gear) I know that your skin is mostly indestructible.

Zocks: (Gets out Go Onger gear) But it's not invincible!

Kaito got a Jungle Fury Staff and Zocks got a Nitro Blaster!

Nico: YEAH!

Luz: Now for my turn. (ACTIVATES WEB CRUSHER'S RIDEWATCH)

(THE MYSTIC'S DREAM BY LOREENA MCKENNITT PLAYS)

Luz: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEAVES AND ENERGY SWIRLED AROUND HER)

A clouded dream on an earthly night
Hangs upon the crescent moon
A voiceless song in an ageless light
Sings at the coming dawn
Birds in flight are calling there
Where the heart moves the stones
It's there that my heart is calling
All for the love of you
A painting hangs on an ivy wall
Nestled in the emerald moss
The eyes declare a truce of trust
And then it draws me far away
Where deep in the desert twilight
Sand melts in pools of the sky
When darkness lays her crimson cloak
Your lamps will call me home
And so it's there my homage's due
Clutched by the still of the night
And now I feel you move
Every breath is full
So it's there my homage's due
Clutched by the still of the night
Even the distance feels so near
All for the love of you
A clouded dream on an earthly night
Hangs upon the crescent moon
A voiceless song in an ageless light
Sings at the coming dawn
Birds in flight are calling there
Where the heart moves the stones
It's there that my heart is calling
All for the love of you

She danced and fired waves of leaves and energy and smashed her down!

Xenia: YEAH! Take that!

Amity Blight: Time for some awesome power. (ACTIVATES LUMINE'S RIDEWATCH)

(I WANT YOU BY SAVAGE GARDEN PLAYS)

Amity: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHT AND FLOWERS SWIRLED AROUND HER)

Anytime I need to see your face, I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place where your crystal mind
And magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola
I don't need to try to explain, I just hold on tight
And if it happens again, I might move so slightly
To the arms and the lips and the face of the human cannonball
That I need to, I want to
Well, come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you
When I get to you
Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but
Ooh, I'd die to find out
Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but
Ooh, I would die to find out
I'm the kind of person who endorses a deep commitment
Getting comfy, getting perfect is what I live for
But a look, then a smell of perfume
It's like I'm down on the floor and I don't know what I'm in for
Conversation has a time and place
In the interaction of a lover and a mate
But the time of talking, using symbols, using words
Can be likened to a deep sea diver
Who is swimming with a raincoat
Well, come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you
When I get to you
Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but
Ooh, I'd die to find out
Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but
Ooh, I would die to find out
ya, ya
(Ooh, ah) ya, ya
Anytime I need to see your face, I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place where your crystal mind
And magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola
I don't need to try to explain, I just hold on tight
And if it happens again, I might move so slightly
To the arms and the lips and the face of the human cannonball
That I need to, I want to
Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but
Ooh, I'd die to find out
Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but
Ooh, I would die to find out (so can we find out?)
Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but
Ooh, I'd die to find out
Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but
Ooh, I would die to find out
Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but
Ooh, I'd die to find out (I'd die to find out)
Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but (oh, why can't we find out?)
Ooh, I would die to find out

She danced and fired waves of energy and flowers and smashed her down.

Qin: YEAH! Nice one Amity!

Willow Park: I'll say! Watch this. (ACTIVATES BEE BLADER'S RIDEWATCH)

(ICE QUEEN BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)

Willow Park: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEAVES AND ICE SWIRL AROUND HER)

When leaves have fallen and skies turned into grey
The night keeps on closing in on the day
A nightingale sings his song of farewell
You better hide for her freezing hell
On cold wings, she's coming
You better keep moving
For warmth, you'll be longing, nightingale
Come on, just feel it
Don't you see it?
You better believe
When she embraces your heart turns to stone
She comes at night when you are all alone
And when she whispers your blood shall run cold
You better hide before she finds you
Whenever she is raging
She takes all life away
Haven't you seen?
Haven't you seen?
The ruins of our world
Whenever she is raging
She takes all life away
Haven't you seen?
Haven't you seen?
The ruins of our world
She covers the earth with a breathtaking cloak
The sun awakes and melts it away
The world now opens its eyes and sees
The dawning of a new day
On cold wings she's coming
You better keep moving
For warmth, you'll be longing, nightingale
Come on, just feel it
Don't you see it?
You better believe
Whenever she is raging
She takes all life away
Haven't you seen?
Haven't you seen?
The ruins of our world
Whenever she is raging
She takes all life away
Haven't you seen?
Haven't you seen?
The ruins of our world

She danced and fired waves of ice and leaves and smashed her down.

Sougo: (gets out Mighty Morphin Ridewatch) Our turn!

Geiz: (gets out Meteor Ridewatch) Time to decide your fate!

Armor Time! (Meteor Driver standby disco music) Meteor, Ready? Meteor!

Sougo got MightyMorphinRedARmor while Geiz got MeteorArmor.

Me: Yeah!

Nico: This is gonna be good.

Qin: Yeah it is!

Me: Here's what I would do to Walter Peck the Pencil Dickless Motherfucker! (ACTIVATES STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN'S RIDEWATCH)

(GHOSTBUSTERS BY RAY PARKER JR. PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS GHOSTS AND MARSHMALLOWS SWIRL AROUND ME)

Ghostbusters)
If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters)

If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters)

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
Running through your head
Who can you call?
(Ghostbusters)

An invisible man
Sleepin' in your bed
Ow, who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters)

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters)

If you're all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
(Ghostbusters)

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
Ooh, I hear it likes the girls
Hm, I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters)

Mmm, if you've had a dose of a
Freaky ghost, baby
You better call
(Ghostbusters)
Ow

Lemme tell ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no
(Ghostbusters)
When it comes through your door
Unless you just a-want some more
I think you better call
(Ghostbusters)

Ow, who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters)
Who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters)
Uh, think you better call
(Ghostbusters)
Ha-ha, who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters)
I can't hear you

Who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters)
Louder
(Ghostbusters)
Who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters)
Who can you call?
(Ghostbusters)
Who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters)
Uh, it likes the girls too
(Ghostbusters)

I danced and fired waves of ghosts and marshmallows and smashed her down and got her sticky.

Another Ultimate Chromastone: YUCK! But I love that song!

Me: That is a start.

I opened a portal into Walter Peck's cell in the Neptune Prison and then..

KRASPLAT!

HE GOT DRENCHED WITH MARSHMALLOWS AND WAS SWEARING AT ALL OF US!

Nico: NICE ONE!

Me: (Sticks the middle finger through the portal at him) Go fuck yourself you dickless motherfucker!

The portal closed.

Nico: (gets out Yost Living Laser's Ridewatch) See if you can absorb this!

He activated it and fired light blasts and she then absorbed the light!

Nico: She sure can.

She fired light blasts and I deflected the blasts back and smashed her down.

Nico: YEAH!

Mandee: My turn! (ACTIVATES SELMA & PATTY'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of fire and blasted her down.

Maria: That was cool!

Mandee: At least I didn't smoke cigarettes.

Me: You wouldn't want to anyway.

May: I hope the next Gene Slammer is near.

Then we heard a song and then we saw a Ghosttrick Siren, Sirenorca and Spiritual Whisper!

Nico: Oh wow! Ghosttrick Siren, Sirenorca and Spiritual Whisper!

Me: Cool!

Spiritual Whisper: (In a girls voice) And it's good to see you again Nico.

Sirenorca: (in a girls voice) Same here.

Ghosttrick Siren: (In a girls voice) Yeah it's awesome.

Nico: The Littlefield Sisters! Wow!

They reverted back and they were three girls. The tallest was a girl with black hair and yellow and black clothes and the youngest ones were twins and they had red and blue hair and had purple and red eyes.

Nico: Everyone meet Raven, Owl Wolf and Storm Eagle Littlefield. They are members of the Shoshone Tribe from Idaho.

Raven Littlefield: Awesome to meet you guys.

Owl Wolf: We are friends of Nico's past.

Storm Eagle: And he helped us out in a Wolf Preserve.

Me: That is cool! The Shoshone Indians have been one of my favorite tribes to learn about.

Raven Littlefield: Yeah. We'll talk in a few.

They fired waves of energy and blasted down Another Ultimate Chromastone and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and then I went over to Bianca. She was a girl with pink hair and had brown miner clothes and had rainbow crystal wings. I picked her up.

Bianca Quartzian: (GROANS) What a headache.

Me: But you're back to normal now.

Mandee: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Raven Littlefield: We have a lot of them but my favorite would have to be where Nico saved numerous wolves from being hurt and he brought them all over to our wolf preserve to help them out.

Storm Eagle: We have had a lot of fun times living with wolves.

Owl Wolf: Yeah they are good.

Nico: Yes they were.

Nico hugged them.

Nico: I've missed you girls.

Raven Littlefield: We did too Nico.

Owl Wolf: But it's so awesome that we're with you now.

Eli: It sure is.

Nico: Billy will be all better tomorrow.

Me: Lets hope so.

We went back home. Billy learned a really painful and heavy lesson. I hope.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, and Jackie are heading to Chile, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but we're also going to destroy an evil version of Goto Imasuji A.K.A. Muscular.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Chile, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but we're also going to destroy an evil version of Goto Imasuji A.K.A. Muscular.

Izuku: As if Muscular wasn't bad enough, now there's a more evil version of him running loose and is causing havoc in Chile.

Bakugo: He was a nightmare to all heroes for all the crap he's done.

Lincoln: I know, I saw it for myself when I read the My Hero Academia manga and also watched the anime, he was a sadistic bloodthirsty brute who uses his Quirk only to kill, and Muscular's now in The Masters of Evil, but the evil version of him needs to be killed, and I won't be surprised if I find out Nocnitsa Chernabog was behind this.

Nico: From what we've seen from the other villains, I wouldn't be surprised either, Lincoln.

Me: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised either.

Lincoln: Either way, he's going to be destroyed for good and we're going to piss Nocnitsa Chernabog off even more. And I want to thank you, Izuku, and his friends for joining us, Jackie.

Jackie: You're welcome, Lincoln.

Leni: We should also see if anyone needs help before we get after Nocnitsa's "plaything".

Lori: Good idea, Leni.

We checked through Chile and we saw that Evil Muscular has caused tons of destruction, and we also checked on the people, and they were okay thank goodness.

?: HEEEEELLLLP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of four girls screaming for help, along with the sound of mad and deranged laughter. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the four girls, but they've been cornered by Evil Muscular, and he's going to kill them, and Lincoln saw he had the Qliphoth Tree of Death on his forehead.

Lincoln: (Gasps) Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the four girls, but they've been cornered by the evil version of Muscular, and he's going to kill them, and I saw he had the Qliphoth Tree of Death on his forehead.

Rachel Emperyous: That bitch, Nocnista Chernabog, I should've known she had a hand in this!

?: (Girl's voice) (Spanish Accent) That murderous bloodthirsty brute, let's get him and that insane and chaotic demon will get hers later on today.

Suddenly, we saw the My Singing Monster, Uuduk, appear before us.

Lori: No way, that's Uuduk.

Luan: And that Spanish accent, it's Kiara Vocesdebelleza!

Lincoln: I knew we'd run into Kiara here, but we'll have to talk later, let's go destroy that murderous bloodthirsty brute!

We rushed over, and before Evil Muscular could kill the four girls, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at the bloodthirsty sadistic brute, and that allowed the four girls to get to safety in a rainbow energy field created by Lincoln to protect them from Evil Muscular, and when he saw us, he was laughing like a bloodthirsty madman.

Evil Muscular: (Laughing Sadistically) More fresh meat! Come, show me your blood!

Lincoln: The only blood you're going to be seeing is your own blood spilled all over Chile!

Evil Muscular activated his Quirk, Pump Up, and his muscle fibers protruded from his body and his entire body was covered in enhanced muscle fibers. He charged at us to kill us, but we dodged his attack, and we landed a safe distance.

Nico: Whoa!

Lincoln: He's just as strong as the real Muscular, but we're ready for him, let's get him!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, Jackie, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Gorr the God Butcher and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln punched Evil Muscular hard in the stomach and all over the place with overwhelming strength and force, and that caused his Quirk to deactivate and the Qliphoth Tree of Death on his forehead to disappear, and then, Lincoln charged at Evil Muscular and put him in a brutal bear hug so he couldn't escape, and then as Lincoln sank his fangs into Evil Muscular's neck, he began sucking out his blood along with absorbing him into his body and assimilating Evil Muscular's immense and monstrous physical strength, speed, and abilities. Then, as soon as Lincoln was done, an energy card with Evil Muscular's soul imprisoned inside appeared in Lincoln's large left hand, and when the Judgement Kanji appeared on Evil Muscular's forehead, he was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: Your murderous rampage is finally over, Evil Muscular. (To Miyuki Vocesdebelleza) And it's so good to see you again, Kiara Vocesdebelleza.

Kiara Vocesdebelleza reverted back to normal, and she was a beautiful girl with long flowing light brown hair, jade green eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful light brown angel wings and she reigned in the power of Uuduk, and she's dressed in a sleeveless open green blouse, sleeveless light green midriff top, long sea foam green skirt with black designs, green pants, green sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with earth, fire, and bones on the coattails and Uuduk on the back and holstered on her back is an Uuduk-themed large greatsword with Uuduk etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large monster heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large monster heads and a large green gem on the bottom of the large monster heads for the pommel.

Kiara Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's so good to see you, Lori, Leni, Luna, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily again, Luan, and you all look so amazing.

Luan: Thanks, and you also look amazing, Kiara. Plus, you're going to be quite surprised to see how much Lincoln's grown and changed.

Lincoln went up to Kiara Vocesdebelleza and he hugged her, and Kiara Vocesdebelleza is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice and seeing the eleven massive and long white wolf tails.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Kiara Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) Whoa, and Luan's right, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails, that's really new, and you've also really grown so much bigger in muscle, you can land an airplane on that more wider and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and also, cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Nico: Wow, so this is...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's right, Nico, this is Kiara Vocesdebelleza, she's the second youngest of the Vocesdebelleza Sisters, and Kiara and Miyuki, are Luan's classmates in Math, and they would often protect Luan from bullies, especially Abigail Sanchez.

Luan: Yep, and I hope you and Miyuki heard of what happened with Eddy, right?

Kiara Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) I sure did, I can't believe that bitch, Abigail Sanchez, and the Hazeltucky Hockers, Hawk and Hank, were the ones responsible for this, and they tried to bring back The 20 Days of Darkness! That little...!

Lincoln: It's okay, Kiara, Nico put a curse on Nega-Eddy and if he hasn't killed us in the next 21 days during the first Ambassador Missions, he's getting The Black Gates, and Audrey Sauron gave him a pinkie ring that'll only make Nega-Eddy feel the beatings from the Cul-de-Sac kids.

Kiara Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) That's really genius, and we also have the same story.

Nico: Hey yeah, that's right, and we got an idea of what they're like.

Johanna Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) You said it, and it's so good to see you, Kiara.

Kiara Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) It's good to see you, Corona, Ronalda, Sally, Elena, Millenia, and Miyuki again, Johanna, and it's also good to see you again, Hilda.

Hilda: (British Accent) You too, Kiara.

Kiara Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) I've got a story to share on how Lincoln mongrelized Flip when he tried to kill me and my sisters.

Nico: Oh, this we're really going to enjoy hearing.

Kiara Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) You're going to love hearing it. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something I want to give you: I want to give you my blood.

We gasped at her request, including Lincoln.

Lincoln: Kiara, are you absolutely sure?

Kiara Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent)(Smiles) More than anything, after all, I'm going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.

Lincoln looked into the eyes of Kiara Vocesdebelleza, and like her sisters, he saw that she's really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to her, and he hugged her waist in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down to her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Kiara Vocesdebelleza's neck with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love around her neck.

Kiara Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means, just like your cousin and your sisters, you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Kiara.

Kiara Vocesdebelleza had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Kiara Vocesdebelleza's waist and she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and he leans down to her face and kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The four girls are Yō Kasukabe, Kudou Asuka, Kuro Usagi, and Shiroyasha from Problem Children Are Coming from Another World, Aren't They?

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Yō Kasukabe, Kudou Asuka, Kuro Usagi, and Shiroyasha from Problem Children Are Coming from Another World, Aren't They?

Nicole: Awesome!

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Yō Kasukabe: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Yō Kasukabe and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Evil Muscular, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird and Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white werewolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Yō Kasukabe: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Yō Kasukabe: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Yō Kasukabe, Kudou Asuka, Kuro Usagi, and Shiroyasha with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and the team was shocked when they heard the villain we went after was an evil version of Goto Imasuji A.K.A. Muscular.

But, when Lincoln showed what he did in absorbing that brute and sending him to The Black Gates forever, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Kiara Vocesdebelleza have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.

Maria: Oh man, I can't believe that an evil version of Muscular was there in Chile.

Lincoln: And the one who brought him there was none other than Nocnitsa Chernabog, the sixth eldest of The Chernabog Sisters.

Rachel Emperyous: She's going to pay dearly for what she's done later on today.

Nico: Now, they're starting to get desperate, they know that with the six youngest Chernabog Sisters dead, it's only a matter of time before they too get killed.

Me: Yeah, so we really need to watch it with those she-demons.

Lincoln: You said it, J.D.


After destroying the evil version of Goto Imasuji A.K.A. Muscular. forever and really pissing off Noctnista Chernabog, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and Nico and I were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails stronger as well, and when Kiara Vocesdebelleza saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Kiara Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Kiara, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Kiara Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much bigger you've gotten in muscle mass.

Nico: You got that right. So, Kiara, what's the story on how Lincoln took down and beat Flip up into a pulp when he tried to kill you and your sisters?

Kiara Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) You're not going to like this one bit. One day, me and my sisters were with Lincoln and we were heading back to The Loud House after doing some workouts at the gym. But, then, we heard an angry yell and Lincoln caught the stench of someone who hadn't heard of a bath, and someone came rushing right at us: it was Flip and he had a knife in his hand and he was going to kill me and my sisters in a fit of rage and he was also going to kill Lincoln again for ruining his scams, but Lincoln grabbed Flip by his arm and he broke it and that caused Flip to scream in pain and drop the knife, and then, Lincoln proceeded to mongrelize him and when he was done, Lincoln knocked out that mutant cheapskate's teeth, broke his arms and legs, broke his nose, and hit him hard in the head.

Nico: Yeah, I remember that one all too well, when we got the word that Flip broke out again, J.D. and I went to the cops and we were also going to tear him to shreds again, but when we saw what Lincoln did, man, we were stunned.

Me: We sure were, but Flip deserved it, and that mutant cheapskate had no chance against Lincoln, and I got the picture.

I pulled out the picture of Flip after he was mongrelized by Lincoln and it matched what Kiara told us of what Lincoln did to that mutant cheapskate, and everyone was stunned.

Eli: Sheesh! That's a lot worse than the beating I gave to Flip, but when someone dares to mess with or try to murder Lincoln's Guardian Angels, he'll come after them and he'll mongrelize them!

Lincoln: I wasn't going to let him get away with that, so I had to defend the Vocesdebelleza Sisters from that asshole.

Nico: You got that right, and you also got your hands covered in blood and your knuckles were really sore and bloody, so I made a ball of water and covered your hands in it, washed the blood off, and I was about to wrap your hands in bandages, but then, your knuckles had suddenly healed up because of your superhuman regeneration. But, you sure are one tough guy, Lincoln, and you kicked Flip's ass hard and he fell down to the concrete like a bag of bricks.

Lincoln: He made a big mistake going after ten of my many Guardian Angels, just because he wants revenge on me and all of us for ruining his scams, but he's never going to learn his lesson. Besides, I've kicked his three-cheeked ass numerous times whenever he's tried to kill my Guardian Angels or us, and I've even used steel-toed boots on him.

Nico: (Snickers) Ooh, I can guess he didn't like that!

Me: (Laughs) He sure didn't, Nico.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Clyde and his harem were heading to Sirena Casino.

Chloe (Loud House): Wow, so this is Sirena Casino.

Clyde: Yep, that's right, Chloe. Lincoln and his harem haven't gone here before, but wait until we tell them of our day. Shall we?

Clyde and his harem got started by playing the table games and card games here in the casino, and they were really winning big, and they put all of their winnings into scrolls to show to us when they come back. Then, after they cleaned out the casino, they shared a passionate kiss and they came back home.

Nico: Hey, Clyde, how was your date?

Clyde: Awesome, Nico, we went to Sirena Casino.

Lincoln: Sirena Casino, we've seen it before, but we've never gone there.

Clyde: It was really awesome, Lincoln, and take a look.

Clyde and his harem took out the scrolls with the winnings from the Sirena Casino and we were really stunned.

Me: Whoa, you guys cleaned out the casino!

Nico: They sure did, but you better put that in the safe, if that mutant cheapskate, Flip, finds out, he's going to want it.

Lincoln: He's not going to, after our Benny Hill style chase with Poromon that also led to Flip getting apprehended again, we beefed up security again, and this time, we used Neutronium chains and rainbow energy chains to tie Flip and the other jerks back to their posts.

Clyde: Nice.

We saw that Flip and the other jerks were chained up to their posts with Neutronium chains and rainbow energy chains and they were extremely pissed off and were cursing like crazy, and it was way too hilarious to see.


The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space to the planet Xenoc for Halinor's 3rd Ambassador Mission.

Me: I always love going to Xenoc. It's so awesome.

William: Anyone else want to go with Halinor? Besides Brody and Yost Cap?

Rainbow Dash: I'll go.

Will: And me and the Guardians will go too.

Nico: Good idea guys.

Qin: Yeah this will be fun.

Me: It sure will.

We arrived at Xenoc and landed. We got out.

Will Vandom: Wow! So this is Xenoc.

Me: Cool planet huh.

Eli: I think it's awesome myself.

Ultrox came.

Ultrox: Hey guys.

Me: Greetings Ultrox.

Halinor: Ultrox, this is Brody Romero and the Yost version of Captain America.

Brody Romero: Pleasure to meet you.

Yost Captain America: Same here.

Ultrox: Pleasure to meet you too.

Me: Brody is the leader of the Ninja Steel Power Rangers and Yost Captain America comes from aa universe called the Yost Universe. We call it that because it was built by a different creator.

Nico: Yeah and this is Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: What's up guys?

Ultrox: Pleasure to meet you.

Me: And these are Halinor's fellow Guardians the current and predecessor generation.

Cassidy: I'm Cassidy.

Yan Lin: I'm Yan Lin.

Kadma: I'm Kadma.

Nerissa: And I'm Nerissa.

Will Vandom: I'm Will Vandom.

Irma Lair: I'm Irma Lair.

Taranee: I'm Halinor's successor Taranee.

Cornelia: I'm Cornelia.

Hay Lin: I'm Hay Lin, Yan Lin is my grandmother.

Elyon: And I'm Elyon Brown.

Ultrox: Wow it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Me: We have had a huge series of battles with some of the Guardians enemies before and it was awesome.

Rainbow Dash: Boy it sure was.

Ultrox: I see. (To Yost Captain America) What makes you different from the Prime version?

Yost Captain America: Well, there was a time I was replaced by a Skrull.

Me: We had to deal with a shapeshifting alien race called the Skrull and it was not pretty. Caused a tremendous amount of distrust amongst his fellow Avengers.

Yost Captain America: Yeah it was bad.

Me: But thanks to a spell that I used on Princess Celestia's missions, I was able to help flush out the Skrull easily.

Yost Captain America: And it worked great too.

Ultrox: Very smart thinking.

Me: Thanks.

Ultrox: Yes I heard about the Skrulls and they are dangerous.

Me: Yes they are .

Ultrox: The Skrulls we're among those who tried entering the races. They were declined because of their shape shifting abilities.

Me: That's good that they aren't part of the competition.

Nico: Thank goodness.

Ultrox: Indeed.

Me: Yeah. But Ultrox I'm glad we came here again because in the future we really could use your help. We're going after her.

I pulled out a wanted poster of Queen Opaline.

Ultrox: Ah yes I heard that you all are having problems with Opaline.

Me: Yes. She has caused a tremendous number of problems over the course of the millennia and we have to stop her.

Nico: Opaline is a monster and we are going to need all the help we can get to bring her down for good.

Ultrox: We'll gladly help you out.

Me: Thank you Ultrox. I've already sent messages to many of our friends on many planets all over the universe to help us out.

Ultrox: Galvanax also tried entering the races but was denied as well because of his violent tendencies.

Me: Really? That's a big surprise.

Nico: Yeah and we destroyed Galvanax.

Eli: Thank goodness.

Will Vandom: Yeah he was no match for all of us.

Nico: Yeah.

Ultrox: Indeed. Your power is very well revered.

Eli: We get that all the time.

Me: Yes. Did Scorpius or any of his men try to get in?

Ultrox: Trakeena tried to but her evil goals got her denied.

Me: Thank goodness. And I killed her.

Ultrox: But recently, Warcoil has been up to his old tricks.

Me: The saboteur that wants to destroy the races so the universe can be in war?

Ultrox: The very same.

Me: Oh man.

Nico: Looks like he will be the first ever villain here on Xenoc that we destroy.

Me: Yep.

Brody: First, what can you tell us about Warcoil?

Ultrox: Well he is like this.


Warcoil is a robotic arms-dealer built by Robocorp to sabotage the Alien Races so the universe would return to a state of constant war, making their arms-dealing business profitable again. He lives in a Sith Interceptor-like ship. Warcoil sells weapons to anyone who can afford it. He is powered by a nuclear cell that has a habit of coming back to his body when separated. His inventions include the size-reducing "Kompactor Kannon", a remote control for Ultrox's bionics, and any number of other dangerous and destructive weapons. Warcoil first joined the races after a meeting with Ultrox's old "friend," the mercenary Dravox. Confirming that the races were fostering peace throughout the universe, he set out to make them war again by destroying the races. He tries to kill every racer, but Ultrox especially, since he tried to crack into Warcoil's files and constantly thwarts his plans. After a failed attempt on Khadan's life, Warcoil was banished from the races, and after a fight with Ultrox, he was reduced to a talking head, which Ultrox threw into a trash compactor


When he was done we were shocked!

Me: Oh man! He'll make a great member for our frenemies in the M.O.E.

Nico: I agree there. So we'll banish him to the Warp for the time being.

G'rog: The Warp? What's that?

Me: It's an interdimensional plane that is like a prison for some of the most dangerous extradimensional monsters. It exists between many universes.

Nico: Yeah.

G'rog: Wow! Sorry I just got here and I could help but hear you guys talking.

Me: No worries G'rog.

Yost Captain America: Better tell the Bunny not to go overboard.

Me: Speaking of which.

I opened a viewing window and it showed how the Bunny was doing to Akhil and MAN OH MAN WAS HE TEARING HIM APART!

Bunny: (Demonic Voice) Your tools won't save you from my love Akhil.

Yost Captain America: Wow that bunny is really ripping him apart!

Rainbow Dash: But it is awesome how you did that J.D.

Me: It sure is.

Ultrox: (Laughs) Yeah. When are you all coming to finish him off?

Me: We're projecting January 14th of next year.

Nico: Yeah.

Ultrox: Wow. Lets hope it can hold on for that long.

Me: Oh don't worry it will. Vypra said the Bunny has an infinite amount of stamina and energy and it will really go at him for eons if it has to.

Ultrox: That is impressive.

Brody: Good thing Calvin built my own car for me. Ninja Spin!

He transformed and we summoned our cars.

Me: Time for a great race.

Ultrox: I'm always ready for this.

Me: We have other weapons on our cars other than just the powers of Shift Cars too.

We got to the start line.

Gamekeeper Kytani: Racers on my mark. GO!

Me: LETS RIDE!

We put the pedals to the metal and gunned it!

ZOOOOOOM!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: EAT MY DUST!

Rainbow Dash: This is AWESOME!

We then saw WARCOIL!

Me: Target sighted!

Skrash: Let me help you guys! I've literally got a bone to pick with that junkpile!

Me: Go for it Skrash!

Skrash fired laser blasts from his car and blasted him all over.

Me: Nice shooting! Now here is this.

I pressed 3 buttons.

Me: MEGAVOLT MISSILES FIRE!

I fired 3 megavolt missiles and they hit Warcoil and electrocuted him all over the place with incredible force!

Nico: NICE!

Rainbow Dash: Take this!

She fired Rainbow Laser Blasts from her car and blasted him all over.

Warcoil: You all will not stand in my way.

Me: We'll see about that you Warmongering Tin Can!

Warcoil fired a missile at us but Yost Captain America blocked it with his shield.

He sent it back and it hit Warcoil and blasted him in a huge explosion!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Nico: Take that!

Will Vandom: Taste this!

She fired waves of lightning and electrocuted him!

Halinor: Time to burn.

She fired waves of fire and burned Warcoil.

Brody: Time for some Shift Car action!

He activated Taskmaster's Shift Car and fired energy blasts and smashed Warcoil all over the place.

Me: Oh yeah! Time for this. RAINBOW PRISM LASER!

I pressed a button and fired a rainbow laser and it hit the back of Warcoil's car and it exploded!

Yost Captain America: You're not done with me yet, Soldier!

Yost Captain America used his Shift Car for Fire Count and he fired waves of fire and blasted Warcoil all over. He threw his shield and then it slashed Warcoil's entire car in two and he crashed into a rock wall and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Yost Captain America's shield came back.

Nico: Warcoil you have failed this universe!

Me: Yes he has!

Warcoil's spirit appeared and Nico then fired a beam of energy and it banished him to the Warp!

Nico: Yeah!

Will: We still have a race to finish!

Cornelia: That's right!

We then came to the finish line and crossed it! Me, Rainbow Dash, Halinor, Ultrox and Eli crossed it!

Me: WOOHOO!

Everyone on the ship watched and it was cool! They cheered too.

Xenia: That was so fun!

Laney: Yeah it was!

Ultrox: You guys can have those Xeno Cells.

Me: Thanks Ultrox.

Nico: An awesome race like always.

We later went back to the ship and headed back to Earth.

Nico: So, we're really having Ultrox help us in the big battle?

Me: Yes we are. We need all the help we can get. Opaline may be weak but she is still a very cunning and dangerous threat.

Nico: That is true.

Laney: I agree with J.D. If Opaline is that dangerous and pure evil then we will need all the help we can get to destroy her.

Varie: I agree too.

Camie: Same here.

May: Yin and Arkayna should go with you next.

Me: Good idea.

Halinor: I like it. And this will be fun.

Qin: It sure will be.


At the table we saw the mascots and Cleo having another contest.

Aligned Megatron: Dear Primus, what's going on now?

Me: The Mascots and Cleo are having another contest.

Cleo Chestnut: An Apple Cider Drinking contest.

Qin: Oh boy.

Cleo Chestnut: Lets do it!

They got to drinking!

The mascots: (GUZZLING DOWN APPLE CIDER)

Cleo Chestnut: (DRINKING 40 BARRELS OF CIDER AT THE SAME TIME)

Nico: Whoa! That is a lot!

Clyde: How are the mascots faring?

The mascots drank and drank and drank and drank and drank and drank.

Me: 300 glasses.

But then they passed out as Cleo drank 500 glasses!

Qin: WHOA!

Applejack: And the winner is Cleo Chestnut!

We cheered for her!

Poromon: Wow! That is amazing!

Breakdown: You guys okay?

Poromon: Just bloated.

Poliwag: Yeah.

Horsea: That is amazing that Cleo drank that much.

Varie: It sure is.

Poromon: Oh boy! Lets head to the bathroom!

Cleo Chestnut: I agree.

Nico: Okay bathroom break guys!

They went to the bathroom.

Mirage: You guys okay in there?

They unzipped their flies and then..

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

(WATER RUSHING OUT!)

Mascots and Cleo: (EXTREMELY LONG SIGHS OF RELIEF)

Realistic waterfalls and rivers were shown as they were really letting it all out in a massive flow of relief.

When it was done they came out.

Me: Feel better?

Cleo Chestnut: Yeah. That felt really good.

Poromon: Ahh! That was awesome.

Camie: Cool.

Hood Suckle: Nico, which teams have you made today?

Nico: Hikaru's team will include Esther Blanchett, Engagement Ring Princess, Lumpy Space Princess, Princess Princess Princess, and Emerald Princess. Danny's team will include, Princess Hisui, Slime Princess, Breakfast Princess, Frozen Yogurt Princess, and Wildberry Princess.

Hikaru: Right on!

Me: About time the Princesses of Ooo got their shot.

Qin: Yeah!

Lumpy Space Princess: Oh my glob! This is so cool!

Emerald Princess: We're really excited!

Wildberry Princess: Yeah we are!

Breakfast Princess: This is gonna be so fun.

Princess Princess Princess: (5 Voices at once) We're really excited!

Nico: Now it's time for our mission and it's the second planet of the Thanksgiving System.

Qin: I have a feeling this will be good.

Lola: Yeah it sure will be.

Nico: Yep.

Then Seadramon, Harpymon, Boomerang, See More, Pied Piper, Jack O Lantern, Biowulf, Baron Mordo, Zs'Skayr, Scorpion, Copper Cranium, Shakedown, Droog, Evil Mushroom Man, Dogranio Yaboon, Evil Search Man, Black

Scorpion, Pooperman, Captain Frightbeard, and Sentinel Prime appeared.

Pied Piper: Can me, Seadramon, Harpymon, Boomerang, See More, Pied Piper, Jack O Lantern, Biowulf, Baron Mordo, Zs'Skayr, and Scorpion go with you guys?

Dograino Yaboon: Me, Copper Cranium, Shakedown, Droog, Evil Mushroom Man, Evil Search Man, Black Scorpion, Pooperman, Captain Frightbeard, and Sentinel Prime will come as well.

Nico: Yes you all can come with us.

Qin: This is gonna be so awesome.

Crash Man: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: How about a gene-slammer that's a mix of the Signer Dragons, Earthbound Immortals and the Malefic Dragons altogether?.

We gasped!

Me: Whoa! That is a big fusion!

Nico: It sure is.

Carly Atlas: Wow! That will be interesting to see.

Lola: Yeah!

Misty Tredwell: Yeah it sure will be.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye and the red iris of Lynn's Third Eye of The Buddha glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was: the figure was none other than the sixth eldest sibling of the Chernabog Sisters, Nocnitsa Chernabog, and she's major-leagued pissed off that we killed Evil Muscular and ruined her fun, and now, she's coming here to get her revenge on us, and even worse, she's bringing the rest of her sisters with her. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, Lynn, is someone else coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and as we guessed it: the dark energy signal we sensed belonged to the sixth eldest sibling of the Chernabog Sisters, Nocnitsa Chernabog, and she's major-leagued pissed off that we killed the evil version of Goto Imasuji A.K.A. Muscular and ruined her fun.

Lynn: And now, she's coming here to get her revenge on us, and even worse, she's bringing the rest of her sisters with her.

Me: Sheesh, but this is expected.

Lori: This is something we'll have to deal with until they've been killed one by one, and only Adrastea Chernabog is left.

Rachel Emperyous: Yeah, and I should've known Nocnista would get the rest of her sisters involved, she really is a sore loser.

Lincoln: A sore loser who's about to have her demonic wings ripped out of her back for all of the evil things she and the rest of them have done.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: What a demonic bitch.

Lincoln: Better get the special traps set up for when Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, and Jezebeth Chernabog show up, along with Nocnitsa Chernabog, Selene.

Selene Emperyous: We're already on that, Linky.

Nico: And they'll also not only be deterred and restrained again, but they'll also get to watch as Rachel and Lincoln destroy another one of their sisters. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to another awesome Thanksgiving food planet.

Lincoln: And like with all food planets, there's bound to be an old villain that we faced long ago who's come back to get revenge on us, namely Mordecai and Rigby's old enemies, and once we get done with whoever is waiting for us there, you're next, Nocnitsa Chernabog.

Seadramon: The last planet was delicious.

Copper Cranium: I hope this one is the same.

Nico: Lets head out guys.

We went to the ship and we were off.


The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.

Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7063.1: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to the next planet of the Thanksgiving System and we're in for a really awesome treat as we battle the next villain that's there.

Qin: This is gonna be so awesome.

Lola: Yeah it sure is.

Xenia: I hope we pulverize whoever is there into dust.

Octopunch: Courtney, you said you knew Zixx, right?

Courtney: I sure do. And you guys are going to be in for an awesome and amazing adventure when you all meet her and her team.

Nico: I have a feeling this will be awesome and fun.

Qin: Yeah.

Laney: I'm excited.

Boomerang: We're mentioning this because Erica's missions are very close.

Droog: How did you meet Zixx anyway?

Courtney: In order, yes I was and I met Zixx after I was sent packing in Total Drama on the first season. I met her in a chat room and I would sneak out every night when Billy McLean wasn't looking and help Zixx take down many of her enemies. She and friends have an awesome Virtual program that is very similar to what Jeremie and his friends at Kadac as well as Jonny Quest and his team use.

Nico: Wow!

Me: That is cool!

Eli: It sure is.

Courtney: Yep.

Me: Sissi, Brynja and Jeremie and his team will love helping you guys out on that.

Erica Haddock: I'm really looking forward to this one.

Me: Same here. And Jonny's Questworld system will really be useful for this too.

Lisa Loud: We're approaching our destination.

Scratch: We're coming up to the planet now!

Grounder: I can't wait to see what it is.

Nico: On screen.

We saw that we were at a brown planet.

Me: Looks like a mountain world.

Nico: Yeah. Lets land.

We landed and then we got out and to our amazement and more it was a world where EVERYTHING was made of numerous varieties of breads! There were many kinds of breads as far as the eyes could see!

Nico: WHOA! It's a bread planet!

Xenia: Look at all this bread!

Captain Frightbeard: Tis be a tasty planet we landed on, mateys!

Zs'Skayr: It sure is!

Rainbow Dash: This is AWESOME!

Qin: Boy it sure is!

We got to eating some bread and man was it tasty. I had the braided bread and it was awesome and good.

Me: (Eating bread) MMM! Delicious!

Takato: Boy this is just as good as my parents bread.

Jeri Katou: It sure is.

625: You know what would go good with this?

Gantu: Let me guess. Sandwiches?

625: Even better. Russet potato!

Me: Good idea!

Qin: Yeah! Russet Potato is one of my favorites.

Lola: Yep.

Lana: Look at all this bread though.

Nico: Yeah no kidding.

Sentinel Prime: This is a very delicious planet.

Scorpion: You should try some!

Nico: He doesn't eat bread.

Qin: Yeah Cybertronians don't eat bread or human food.

Xenia: That's right.

Camie: But man this is amazing.

I had some ciabatta bread and man was it good.

Sunny Starscout: Man this is incredible.

Laney: Yep. What do you think the next planet will be after this?

Discord: These are Thanksgiving Planets we're talking about. They're all probably going to be tasty.

Nico: I agree there Discord.

Diamond Tiara: Yeah they are!

Ed: Uh I'm hoping the next planet will be made of Mashed Potatoes and Gravy.

Eddy: Shut up Ed.

Camie: Now that would be cool.

Nico: Man that would be awesome.

Baron Mordo: Courtney, you did a good job telling us about Deeth.

Courtney: Oh, if you think he's dangerous now, wait until you see his boss.

Pooperman: And his boss is?

Courtney: Onccalon.

Nico: WHOA!

Shanan: I remember Onccalon. He was the leader of the Hargokk. I am the one that destroyed him ages ago. I made sure nothing was left of him.

Courtney: Yeah it's true.

Nico: What can you tell us about him Shanan?

Shanan: You will not like him.

She told us all about him.


The leader of the Hargokk Empire. Years ago he was destroyed in a battle with the Network, but he survived. He is somewhere inside the Keep and has been regaining his power. His followers are devoted to resurrecting him and have engaged Zixx and her team in the Keep. In Level 2 it was revealed that Onccalon is regenerating and is more than just a pile of space goo. He is getting stronger each day as the pieces of his remains find their way to him. He has spoken in Level 2 and in Level 3, his hand was shown in a sphere where he was regenerating. Also, he can sense and feed on fear. If Onccalon is resurrected then the universe is doomed.


When she was done we were horrified!

Qin: WHOA MAN!

Xenia: He is pure evil!

Laney: Yeah!

Me: But at least you destroyed him Shanan. Great job.

Shanan: Thanks dad.

Tundra Man: So bascially, Deeth is like Sark and Onccalon is like the MCP. If the two come back during Erica's missions, then in the end, we do to them what we helped Sora do to Sark and MCP.

Shanan: In a way yes.

Courtney: But we'll be ready for them.

Qin: We sure will.

Lola: But this will be awesome and fun!

Xenia: Yeah it sure will.

Courtney: Yep. Also it'll be cool helping out Zixx.

Muscle Man: You know who else likes all this bread?

Armada Starscream: I know what's coming here.

Muscle Man: MY MOM!

We laughed.

Xenia: That is funny.

Jack O Lantern: Think we can keep some bread?

Evil Search Man: This planet won't miss a few.

Nico: Now now there is enough bread to last forever and more than enough for everyone.

Lola: Yeah there sure is.

Me: Yeah. Also the braid breads are really cool. Mung you know how to make bread like this don't you?

Mung: Oh I sure do J.D. and let me tell you it is really easy to make.

Nico: Cool.

Vegeta then sensed something

Vegeta: I sense some people are on this planet with us.

Me: I feel it too Master Vegeta. They are very faint but they are human energy signals.

Eli: I sense it too. They are the waiters that tried to stop us before.

We gasped!

Mordecai: Those guys again!?

Me: Man! Those guys just don't know when to quit!

Nico: And we're not even having an eating challenge this time.

Laney: This is the 3rd time we had to deal with them.

Eli: Yeah no kidding.

See More: All this because we won that challenge?!

Evil Mushroom Man: Some people really hold on to a grudge.

Me: Well actually we won twice. This is the 3rd time we've faced them.

See More: Oh. I stand corrected.

Me: But yeah these guys really know how to hold onto a grudge!

Qin: They sure do!

Cleo Chestnut: What challenges did you guys beat that made them so pissed?

Me: I won the Egg-Cellent challenge and Nico won the Death Sandwich challenge. They tried to stop us from winning them.

Nico: They claimed that it robs them of money.

Qin: Yeah.

Eli: They are 40 klicks to the north. Just behind that ginormous bread mountain.

Me: That's very obvious. Lets go.

Fangry: Entrance time!

Nico: Here we go.

We went at the hill and we saw THE WAITERS! They were REALLY PISSED! They had steam coming out of their ears and heads!

Nico: Lets go.

We went at them.

The waiters were really mad and then the DRAGONS OF THE ELEMENTS CAME AND SWIRLED AROUND THEM AND THEN THEY CONVERGED AND THEN…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted out above them and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.

Me: Now that is a toasty fire entrance!

Waiter 1: YOU RUINED EVERYTHING FOR US!

Me: Hey! We were hungry and we wanted to win something cool to make a restaurant gain notoriety!

Harpymon: We didn't start this grudge.

Shakedown: But now? We're ending it!

Me: By sending you bozos back to prison!

Qin: Yeah! You guys are just sore losers!

Xenia: And it is going to be painful for you!

But then Copperhead, Hank Scorpio, Top, Taskmaster, Dayu, Vulkanus, Tala, Skinner, Myotismon, Cheshire, Indigestible Wad, Katz, Evil Flare Woman, Yost Rhino, Psyphon, Evil Clayface, Evil Blizzard Man, Fenghuang, Ghost of Dr. Coffin, and Utomodachi appeared.

Nico: Copperhead, Hank Scorpio, Top, Taskmaster, Dayu, Vulkanus, Tala, Skinner, Myotismon, Cheshire, Indigestible Wad, Katz, Evil Flare Woman, Yost Rhino, Psyphon, Evil Clayface, Evil Blizzard Man, Fenghuang, Ghost of Dr. Coffin, and Utomodachi.

Hank Scorpio: Boy look at this planet.

Taskmaster: It sure is amazing.

Me: I'll say and the bread is really cool.

Skinner: It sure is awesome.

Me: I'll say.

Nico: And this is number 2 of the Thanksgiving System Planets.

Cheshire: So cool.

Me: Yep.

Copperhead: So Deeth and Onccalon are the bad guys of Erica's missions, huh?

Hank Scorpio: They're no different from CLU.

Top: Killing them shouldn't be a problem.

Me: No it won't be a problem.

Taskmaster: (to Nico) Heard Billy caused stupid shit again.

Nico: Yeah he sure did.

Dayu: What did he do this time?

Me: Swallowed a boatload of bubblegum he got from Grim and covered the entire city in it.

Nico: Yep. But as a result he paid a stiff price. He got an unimaginably horrible rash from another dimension.

Lana: It was horrible.

Hank Scorpio: GEEZ!

?: Nasty price there!

Then a figure came out and it was JUPITOR from episode 24 of Dino Thunder!


Jupitor is a Jupiter/virus-based robot monster, created by Mesogog and the antagonist in the episode "A Ranger Exclusive" in Power Rangers Dino Thunder.

Jupitor was created by Mesogog. While Cassidy and Devin are trying to get an exclusive, Mesogog sends Jupitor into the TV station as a virus in order to hijack their satellite in an attempt to blow up Jupiter, which would bring about changes to the Earth that would make it suitable for a return to the prehistoric age. Jupitor is flushed out by Kira and Ethan, and the Triassic Ranger forms the Mezodon Megazord to destroy Jupitor.


Connor: Jupitor!

Jupitor: Been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! You were made by Mesogog to highjack a TV Satellite to blow up Jupiter and make Earth suitable for the Prehistoric Age!

Jupitor: That's right J.D. Good memory.

Me: Yeah.

William: Your name sounds similar to Jupiter.

Jupitor: I get that a lot. But Jupiter can't possibly appear in person.

Me: That's true. That would be scary if it did though.

Qin: Yeah.

We got the battles underway.


Tea Gardner, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Jonny, Hadji, Jessie, Hood Sickle and Cuckoo Clocker VS Nathan Prince A.K.A. Copperhead - Our Meeting in The Briefing Room


Copperhead was first.

Copperhead: (to Tea) I didn't expect our meeting in the briefing room before Nico's rescue. I thought it was going to be before the mission.

Tea: Sometimes things are more important to do before a big mission. But Misty's intel on Opaline has been very vital for us and now we can devise a strategy on how to bring her down once and for all.

Fluttershy: That's right and Opaline must be stopped.

Tornado Bolt: She is a total enemy of all of Equestria and she has gotten away with it for far too long.

Stealth Elf: Opaline is a tremendous threat not just to Equestria but everyone on Earth.

Jonny Quest: I agree there too.

Hadji: (India Accent) She must be stopped no matter what.

Jessie Bannon: I agree there.

Copperhead: It's hard to imagine that she is that evil. Lets do it!

Tea summoned Dark Dryad and merged Hermos with Shining Friendship and it formed into THE SHINING FRIENDSHIP LIGHT SWORD! They fired waves of light and leaves, flowers, grass and energy and smashed him down.


Sophie Casterwill, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Star, Marco, Meteora, Mariposa, Crash Man and Quick Man VS Hank Scorpio - Nico's Rescue and Billy up to his Stupid Shenanigans


Hank Scorpio was next.

Hank Scorpio: (to Sophie) Nico's Rescue involved Billy up to his Stupid Shenanigans again. What did he do now?

Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) Billy was blowing up massive numbers of bubbles with a massive amount of bubble gum that he swallowed that he got from Grim. J.D. and Billy were fighting and Billy got kicked in the stomach and threw up bubble gum all over.

Hank Scorpio: That explains why there were huge bubbles and massive amounts of pre-chewed bubblegum and gumballs all over the city.

Sophie Casterwill: That's not the worst of it. Look what happened.

Sophie showed a picture of Billy with the hideously ugly rash he got from the gum that was all over his face and nose and ears..

Hank Scorpio: SWEET UGLY GLOBEX DAFFODILS! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM!?

Sophie Casterwill: A really nasty consequence of the gum he swallowed. He got a hideously unimaginable horrible rash from another dimension. He is itching and sweating like crazy and we have him quarantined in his room. Chester, A.J., Elmer and the kids of Dimmsdale are all laughing at him. Billy is now the biggest laughingstock of all time.

Hank Scorpio: GEEZ! I would say that karma bit him in the butt big time. And I thought Timmy's dad had it bad.

Sunset Shimmer: You got that right. That was awful.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) But the whole city is an absolute mess.

Sunburn: Yeah it's really gross. And believe me nothing is worse than getting gum in your hair.

Hank Scorpio: Boy no kidding.

Star Butterfly: It's really gross.

Marco: No kidding there.

Meteora: That was terrible.

Mariposa Diaz: Yeah no kidding there.

Hank Scorpio: Yeah no kidding at all. Lets do it!

Sophie summoned Phoenix and merged Hermos with Hand of Nephthys and it formed into THE SWORD OF THE PHOENIX OF NEPHTHYS! They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed him down.


Ant Man, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Jim Hawkins, Octopunch and Radeeder VS Top - Battling Another Ultimate Chromastone


Top was next.

Top: (to Ant Man) Nico, Mandee, and the others did good Battling Another Ultimate Chromastone. I bet that one was a little tricky.

Ant Man: It was! This one was really cool though.

Pinkie Pie: I thought it was really amazing!

Maud Pie: (monotonously) It was also perfect for me too because of my talent for geology.

Featherweight: I agree there. She was also a geologist too.

Sprocket: Which is very fitting for Another Omnitrix Alien.

Jim Hawkins: I agree there.

Top: That is very fitting. Lets do it!

Ant Man summoned Metagolem and merged Hermos with ALINSECTION and it formed into THE ALIEN INSECT SICKLE! They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.


Brody Romero, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Gru, Minions, Lady Deathstrike and Mystique VS Taskmaster - Lincoln's Rescue and meeting a Gene-slammer for Uuduk


Taskmaster was next.

Taskmaster: (to Brody) I heard Lincoln's Rescue was in Chile. And that you guys met a Gene-slammer for Uuduk.

Brody: Yeah it was really fun. And the gene-slammer's name is Kiara Vocesdebelleza and she is a really awesome singer and guardian angel.

Starlight Glimmer: She sure is and we all are amazed with her talents too.

Cozy Glow: Her story is really cool too.

FLASHBACK

Kiara Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Kiara, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Kiara Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much bigger you've gotten in muscle mass.

Nico: You got that right. So, Kiara, what's the story on how Lincoln took down and beat Flip up into a pulp when he tried to kill you and your sisters?

Kiara Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) You're not going to like this one bit. One day, me and my sisters were with Lincoln and we were heading back to The Loud House after doing some workouts at the gym. But, then, we heard an angry yell and Lincoln caught the stench of someone who hadn't heard of a bath, and someone came rushing right at us: it was Flip and he had a knife in his hand and he was going to kill me and my sisters in a fit of rage and he was also going to kill Lincoln again for ruining his scams, but Lincoln grabbed Flip by his arm and he broke it and that caused Flip to scream in pain and drop the knife, and then, Lincoln proceeded to mongrelize him and when he was done, Lincoln knocked out that mutant cheapskate's teeth, broke his arms and legs, broke his nose, and hit him hard in the head.

Nico: Yeah, I remember that one all too well, when we got the word that Flip broke out again, J.D. and I went to the cops and we were also going to tear him to shreds again, but when we saw what Lincoln did, man, we were stunned.

Me: We sure were, but Flip deserved it, and that mutant cheapskate had no chance against Lincoln, and I got the picture.

I pulled out the picture of Flip after he was mongrelized by Lincoln and it matched what Kiara told us of what Lincoln did to that mutant cheapskate, and everyone was stunned.

Eli: Sheesh! That's a lot worse than the beating I gave to Flip, but when someone dares to mess with or try to murder Lincoln's Guardian Angels, he'll come after them and he'll mongrelize them!

Lincoln: I wasn't going to let him get away with that, so I had to defend the Vocesdebelleza Sisters from that asshole.

Nico: You got that right, and you also got your hands covered in blood and your knuckles were really sore and bloody, so I made a ball of water and covered your hands in it, washed the blood off, and I was about to wrap your hands in bandages, but then, your knuckles had suddenly healed up because of your superhuman regeneration. But, you sure are one tough guy, Lincoln, and you kicked Flip's ass hard and he fell down to the concrete like a bag of bricks.

Lincoln: He made a big mistake going after ten of my many Guardian Angels, just because he wants revenge on me and all of us for ruining his scams, but he's never going to learn his lesson. Besides, I've kicked his three-cheeked ass numerous times whenever he's tried to kill my Guardian Angels or us, and I've even used steel-toed boots on him.

Nico: (Snickers) Ooh, I can guess he didn't like that!

Me: (Laughs) He sure didn't, Nico.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Taskmaster: Man Flip just doesn't know when to quit!

Hex: Never has, never will.

Gru: He never has been a bright learner.

The Minions nodded.

Taskmaster: I agree. Lets do it!

Brody summoned Jericho and merged Hermos with Armed Ninja and it formed into THE NINJA DRAGON SWORD! They fired waves of darkness, magic, skulls, bones, lightning and stars and smashed him down.


Emma Goodall, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Ryuko Matoi (TLPS), Scratch, Coconuts and Grounder VS Dayu - Halinor's 3rd Ambassador Mission and Bunny is REALLY Tearing apart Undermaster Akhil.


Dayu was next.

Dayu: (to Emma) So, today was Halinor's 3rd Ambassador Mission. (laughs) Man, Bunny is REALLY Tearing apart Undermaster Akhil!

They laughed some more.

Emma: (LAUGHS) Yeah that bunny is still ripping him apart. I hope he holds out till January 14th. We don't want the mission to be done with early.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah but there are still other villains out there to face on Xenoc if Akhil is killed before then.

Starshine Sparkle: Hopefully that won't happen.

Spyro: It's still very funny to watch seeing the bunny tear about Akhil.

Ryuko Matoi: It sure is.

Scratch: Yeah that bunny is really ripping him a new one.

Grounder: I thought he was ripping him apart.

CLANG!

Grounder got hit in the head by Scratch.

Scratch: It's just a figure of speech you dumbbot! It means the exact same thing.

Dayu: Still awesome though. Lets do it!

Emma: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JUNGLE FURY!

She turned into the White Jungle Fury Ranger!

Emma summoned Jirwolf and merged Hermos with Tiger Axe and it formed into THE AXE TIGER SWORD OF VALOR! They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed her down.


Shanan, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Ladybug, Adrien, Joan of Arc, Panda King and Gantu VS Vulkanus - The Mascots and Cleo having an Apple Cider Drinking Contest


Vulkanus was next.

Vulkanus: (to Shanan) So, The Mascots and Cleo had an Apple Cider Drinking Contest, huh? Who won?

Shanan: Cleo Chestnut did. And she drank the most apple cider anyone has ever witnessed. She had 500 mugs FULL of it!

Applejack: That had to be as much as 100 barrels of Apple Cider too.

Apple Bloom: I thought that was really amazing.

Flashwing: And it was really amazing seeing her drink that much.

Ladybug: Yeah that was amazing.

Adrien: That had to have been the most Apple Cider we've ever seen anyone drink.

Joan of Arc: I was just about to say the same thing.

Vulkanus: Boy they must've really had to go to the bathroom after that! Lets do it!

Shanan summoned Undergolem and merged Hermos with Fungi of The Musk and it formed into THE MUSHROOM OF PUTRIDITY SWORD! And it smelled HORRIBLE! They fired waves of energy, earth, rock, boulders, crystal and apples and smashed him down.


Harry Potter, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Thomas, Discord and Diamond Tiara VS Tala - The Bread Planet is really amazing


Tala was next.

Tala: (to Harry) The Bread Planet is really amazing. Did you eat any?

Harry Potter: (British Accent) I sure did and the butter is absolutely amazing.

Rainbow Dash: The braid bread is my favorite. I thought it was tasty.

Scootaloo: Man this planet is absolutely amazing too.

Whirlwind: It sure is. Ciabatta bread too.

Thomas the Tank Engine: This planet is awesome.

Tala: It sure is. Lets do it!

Harry summoned Ariel and merged Hermos with Machina Air Raider and it formed into THE AIR RAIDER SWORD OF THE SKY! They fired waves of magic, wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed her down.


Dana, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Numbuh 1, Numbuh 362, Sector V, Tundra Man and Blizzard Man VS Skinner - The Bread Planet is home to NUMEROUS varieties of bread


Skinner was next.

Skinner: (to Dana) The Bread Planet is home to NUMEROUS varieties of bread. Mind if I keep some?

Dana: You sure can. More than enough for all of us.

Rarity: Oh and the bread is absolutely magnificent too.

Sweetie Belle: I agree there too. It's awesome.

Gill Grunt: I think it's amazing myself.

Numbuh 1: Yes it sure is good.

Numbuh 362: I think it's so awesome too.

Skinner: That is awesome. Lets do it!

Dana summoned Undine and merged Hermos with Koa'ki Meiru Ice and it formed into THE CRYO SWORD OF KOA'KI MEIRU! They fired waves of ice, water and jewels and smashed him down.


Nico, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Jackie, Jade, Tohru, Uncle, Bai Tza, Tso Lan, Vegeta and Shadow VS Myotismon - Those Waiters don't know how to take a hint


Myotismon was next.

Myotismon: (to Nico) Those Waiters don't know how to take a hint. We already beat their asses.

Nico: 2 times actually. One time during the Eggs-cellent challenge and the second time during the Sandwiches of Death. They REALLY don't want people to win those challenges.

Princess Luna: Yeah no kidding! They just don't know how to accept defeat and let people win.

Moondust: Besides it's fun seeing those eating challenges. But it's really fun kicking those waiters butts.

Snowdrop: It sure is.

Gari: Some people are just absolute sore losers. No offense to Lynn and Boy Lynn.

Blackout: Yeah no kidding.

Jackie Chan: What they are doing shows that they have no honor in winning.

Jade Chan: That I agree with.

Tohru: Same here. That shows they need to have honor.

Uncle: (Chinese Accent) Uncle most agree there my friends.

Bai Tza: I agree too. Those Waiters need to learn that you can't always get what you want especially when it comes to eating.

Tso Lan: That is something I most agree on.

Myotismon: I agree there too. Lets do it!

Nico summoned Lunar and merged Hermos with Lunalight Crimson Fox and it formed into THE CRIMSON FOX OF THE MOON SWORD! They fired waves of blood red lightning and darkness and smashed him down.


Casey Rhodes, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Merida, Sparkstalker and Fangry VS Cheshire - The Waiters we faced Twice


Cheshire was next.

Cheshire: (to Casey) The Waiters we faced Twice already. How many times does today make?

Casey Rhodes: This makes it the 3rd time.

Princess Celestia: This time instead of an eating challenge we are facing them on a planet made of bread.

King Solar: That is crazy.

Solar Eclipsa: Boy those waiters are very persistent aren't they?

Amber Morning: No kidding there. They tried to stop us from winning 2 food challenges and man are they that stubborn.

Spotlight: You're not kidding. But we ended up winning both times.

Merida: (Scottish Accent) Aye. They sure are stubborn. But we stopped them both times now.

Cheshire: Boy they just don't know when to quit do they. Lets do it!

Casey summoned Solar and merged Hermos with Light Law Medium and it formed into THE SWORD OF LIGHT LAWS! They fired waves of light and smashed her down.


Erica Haddock VS Carnotaur


Carnotaur was next.

Carnotaur roared.

Erica Haddock: So I have a nemesis that can't talk yet. But it's still fun. Also I am a dinosaur from 67 million years and you are a dinosaur from 83 million. So awesome.

Erica merged Hermos with Black Tyranno and it formed into THE BLACK TYRANNOSAURUS BROADSWORD! She roared like a Tyrannosaurus and fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.


Ellie Singh VS Chick Hicks

Chick Hicks was next.

Chick Hicks: This is gonna be awesome. Being in jail gave me a lot of time to reflect on what I did.

Ellie Singh: That is good. And also Cars is one of my favorite movies from back when I was a little girl. You are one of my favorite villains.

Chick Hicks: I'm truly honored. This is gonna be so fun.

Ellie merged Hermos with Sonic Shooter and it formed into THE SONIC SHOOTER SWORD! She ran fast with incredible speed and smashed him down.


Thumbelina VS Indigestible Wad


The Indigestible Wad was next.

Indigestible Wad: I always love a good fight like this.

Thumbelina: Me too. It's so fun.

Indigestible Wad: It sure is.

Thumbelina merged Hermos with Berlineth the Firestorm Vassal and she got THE SWORD OF THE FIRESTORM VASSAL and fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Mike (Samurai) VS Katz


Katz was next.

Katz: A bread planet like this is most exquisite. Wouldn't you agree?

Mike: I agree there wholeheartedly. This is amazing.

Katz: It sure is.

Mike merged Hermos with Catshark and it formed into THE CATSHARK FLUTE! He blew a tune and then a wave of water flew in with a bunch of Catsharks on it and they went at Katz and smashed him down.


Sasame Fuma VS Evil Flare Woman


Evil Flare Woman was next.

Evil Flare Woman: Wow this planet is really cool.

Sasame: It sure is. And the bread here is really awesome. I like these braid bread loaves here. They are awesome.

Evil Flare Woman: That is so cool how chefs are able to do that with bread like that.

Sasame: It sure is.

Sasame merged Hermos with Sonic Maid and it formed into THE MUSIC SONIC MAID SCYTHE! She fired waves of sonic energy and smashed her down.


Fasha VS Yost Rhino


Yost Rhino was next.

Yost Rhino: So Opaline was behind all the terrible crimes in Equestria.

Fasha: She sure was. And we found out that she was behind it all over the millennia.

Yost Rhino: That's horrible! I hope you guys destroy her.

Fasha: Oh we sure will.

Fasha merged Hermos with T.G. Rush Rhino and it formed into THE RUSH RHINO BATTERING RAM!

She ran and smashed him down with a powerful smash


Yost Mr. Fantastic VS Psyphon


Psyphon was next.

Psyphon: Man Queen Opaline is just as bad as Vilgax.

Yost Mr. Fantastic: No Vilgax was worse. Opaline didn't destroy entire planets.

Psyphon: That is true.

Yost Mr. Fantastic merged Hermos with Alien Mother and he got a powerful Alien Blaster. It was called THE ALIEN MOTHER BLAST RAY! He stretched and tied him around and spun him like a top and made him dizzy and then knocked him down.


Clara St. Clarice the Colorless, Chaos King of Dark World Gene-Slammer VS Evil Clayface


Evil Clayface was next.

Evil Clayface: Did all that bubblegum really give Billy a horrible rash like that?

Clara St. Clarice: You better believe it did! That was the most hideously ugly rash I've ever seen!

Evil Clayface: How in the world did that happen?

Clara St. Clarice: That's what Grim said. If you swallow that gum you break out in a horrible rash like that.

Evil Clayface: Geez.

Clara merged Hermos with Colorless, Chaos King of Dark World and it formed into THE COLORLESS SPECTRUM RAINBOW SWORD! She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Vixen VS Evil Blizzard Man


Evil Blizzard Man was next.

Evil Blizzard Man: So this is the second planet of the Thanksgiving Planets. So awesome.

Vixen: It sure is. And I think this is amazing that these are here.

Evil Blizzard Man: It sure is amazing.

Vixen merged Hermos with Black Dragon Jungle King and got THE PRIMAL JUNGLE WARRIOR DRAGON SWORD! She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Spyro VS Fenghuang


Fenghuang was next.

Fenghuang: Billy sure made a mess all over the city with all that gum didn't he?

Spyro: Boy you're not kidding. When Billy gets better he is gonna have a lot of cleaning up to do.

Fenghuang: Boy no kidding there.

Spyro: Yeah.

Spyro merged Hermos with Galaxy Dragon and it formed into THE STELLAR DRAGON SWORD! He fired waves of fire and energy and smashed her down.


Honoka Uzumaki, Naruto Uzumaki, Kushina Uzumaki, Tayuya, Flare Woman and Kin Tsuchi VS The Ghost of Dr. Coffin


Dr. Coffin was next.

Dr. Coffin: Boy I can't believe that Billy swallowed that whole machine! How stupid is he!?

Honoka: Really stupid! And Billy is that big of an idiot.

Naruto: He sure is.

Kushina: He has a really dumb non-existent brain.

Tayuya: No fucking shit lie there.

Flare Woman: Yeah no kidding there.

Kin Tsuchi: Yeah no kidding.

Dr. Coffin: Yeah.

Honoka merged Hermos with Fairy Knight Ingunar and it formed into THE INGUNAR FAIRY SWORD! They fired waves of energy and elements and smashed him down.


Crimson Fox VS Utomodachi


Utomodachi was next.

Utomodachi: Boy that was a crazy rescue from Nico.

Crimson Fox: (French Accent) Oui oui. It sure was.

Utomodachi: There won't be one like that again.

Crimson Fox merged Hermos with Bujingi Fox and it formed into THE FOX OF LIGHT SWORD! She fired waves of light and energy and smashed her down.


Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Himiko Toga, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer


Pink Ranger Slayer was next.

Pink Ranger Slayer: I have never even heard of gum that can make you break out in a horrible rash like that.

Fiona Hernandez: None of us have. That gum really made Billy incapacitated for a while and man of man he is really feeling the pain on that one.

Himiko Toga: Yeah that's what he gets for swallowing interdimensional gum that can do that.

Apple Bloom: Yeah he had to learn all of that the hard way.

Sweetie Belle: That was a really gross rescue we did.

Scootaloo: But it was really funny too.

Diamond Tiara: I would say that ranks as one of the top 5 grossest rescues we did.

Silver Spoon: No kidding there.

Misty Tredwell: But that rash is really disgusting.

Pink Ranger Slayer: No kidding! Lets do it!

Fiona merged Hermos with Gorlag and it formed into THE BALROG SWORD OF FLAMES! They fired waves of fire and energy and magic and smashed her down.


Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Ibara Shiozaki, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon


Weddinmon was next.

Weddinmon: So this is the second planet of the Thanksgiving planets.

Marie Hernandez: Yep it sure is and I think it's really cool that we're visiting planets like this.

Ibara Shiozaki: It sure is amazing. And the bread here on this planet is amazingly tasty.

Frozen Fright: It sure is. Some of the tastiest we've ever seen and had.

Thunder Terror: But we're going to be stuffed for a while.

Magma Gloom: Yeah filling up on bread is not good for you.

Toxic: Yeah no kidding.

Louie PoisonSea: But we'll have more than enough bread to last us with sandwiches and all that.

Elena: That's true we sure will.

Weddinmon: I agree there. It's all really awesome bread. Lets do it!

Marie merged Hermos with Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder and it formed into THE CERULEAN SKY FIRE SPEAR OF HAMON! They fired waves of lightning and energy and smashed her down.


Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte


Marcel was next.

Marcel: Boy the Another Ultimate Chromastone gave you all a hard time huh?

Nicole Hernandez: It sure did and we were amazed with how it can use crystal like that.

Star Swirl: It snagged Nico and hoisted him into the air.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. He was more strung up than a sack of haggis.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) He was really hanging by that cluster.

Mistmane: He sure was. It was amazing.

Flash Magnus: Yeah no kidding.

Mage Meadowbrook: We all were amazed with how fast it grew like that.

Gusty the Great: We sure were.

Clover the Clever: It was incredible.

Carly Atlas: Yeah no kidding.

Marcel: That is amazing how it grew like that. Lets do it!

Nicole merged Hermos with Raviel and it formed into THE DEMON STAFF OF RAVIEL! They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.


Natasha Hernandez the Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon Gene-Slammer, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Brittney Knudson and Misty Tredwell VS Su Yung


Su Yung was next.

Su Yung: How many planets are there for Thanksgiving do you think?

Natasha Hernandez: Boy that's a really good question. With all the foods out there for Thanksgiving there is bound to be a lot of them.

Princess Celestia: But I think it's amazing how many planets there are out there for that though.

Princess Luna: I agree there too sister.

Princess Cadance: So far we have seen planets for Butternut Squash Soup and now bread.

Minuette: I'm hoping we visit a world full of Mashed Potatoes and Gravy next.

Twinkleshine :Boy Ed is going to love that one next.

Lemon Hearts: With how much he loves his gravy it is not going to surprise me.

Moondancer: No kidding there. That is gonna be cool.

Lyra Heartstrings: It sure will be awesome.

Sunset Shimmer: And funny too because of Ed loving gravy.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah that will be cool though.

Brittney Knudson: I agree there too.

Misty Tredwell: Same here.

Su Yung: Indeed. Lets do it!

Natasha merged Hermos with Red-Eyes Ultimate Zombie Dragon and she got a 3 bladed tri-sword. It was called THE RED-EYES ULTIMATE ZOMBIE DRAGON SWORD! They fired waves of darkness and magic and smashed her down.


Dino Thunder Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Jupitor


Jupitor was next.

Nico: This will be good.

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of brand-new hand-cannon Blasters for more members of the team, this time, it's for Team Loud Fairywind

For Team Loud Fairywind: hand-cannon Blasters named Team Loud Fairywind Elemental Firestorm Fury and modelled after Mario's Lightning Shark blaster and Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury blaster, but the hand-cannon blasters' colors schemes are purple with the elements on the blasters and with the symbol of Team Loud Fairywind etched on the side, and colored gems on the top of the blasters.

Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with them.

Dino Thunder rangers: DINO FURY POWER UP! HA!

Trent: WHITE RANGER! DINO THUNDER!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO THUNDER!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Thunder Rangers too!

Nico: Lets get him!

Rangers: Z-REX CANNON! SUPER MODE!

They made the Z-Rex Cannon!

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Jupitor and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: Jupitor you have failed this planet!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega win.


We regrouped.

Jake: You guys hungry?

Tsukasa: How about some knuckle sandwiches?!

Kamen Ride: Red Hawk!

Kamen Ride: Fourze!

Kamen Ride: Meteor!

Tsukasa donned the Red Jetman armor and Daiki summoned clones of the Fourze team.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RPM!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the RPM RANGERS!

Me: And this.

We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons!

All of us: (TURNS DIALS) BURNING SUPER SENTAI POWER!

We summoned all the Rangers and Riders!

Me: Lets get them!

Nico: YEAH! ATTACK!

We went at them and pulverized the waiters all over.

Ikkatosh, Psimion, and Titanix Blasted and smashed the Waiters all over the place.

Mirage, Breakdown, Aligned Megatron and Clyde used the Decepticon and Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Mirage's Electro-Disruptor, Breakdown's Concussion Cannon, Aligned Megatron's Fusion Cannon and Clyde's powers 100-fold.

Breakdown and Aligned Megatron: CONCUSSION FUSION BLAST!

Mirage and Clyde: LIGHTNING TIME BLAST!

Seadra Water Force and Seadramon: SEADRA ICE FORCE BLAST!

6 Ranger Fury Force and Harpymon: WIND SEEKING RANGERS OF SIX BLAST!

Mystic Force Mayhem and Boomerang: MYSTIC FORCE FIRE BLAST!

Lightning Pokemon Mastery and See More: LIGHTNING EYES OF FURY BLAST!

Darkness of Wawanakwa and Pied Piper: DARKNESS FLUTE STORM!

Arrows of Future Buttkickings and Jack O Lantern: ARROW PUMPKIN BLAST!

Dragons of British Wrath and Biowulf: WOLF DRAGON BLAST!

Force Mastery Power and Baron Mordo: MAGIC FORCE BLAST!

Geniuses Under the Hat and Zs'Skayr: GHOST GENIUS FORCE BLAST!

Bad to The Bone Punks and Scorpion: BAD TO THE BONE SCORPION BLAST!

Amazons of Nadeshiko and Copper Cranium: SMASHING SKULL COPPER BLAST!

Time Magic Master and Shakedown: TIME MAGIC SHAKEDOWN BLAST!

Kyoshi Warrior Power and Droog: AIR KYOSHI MAGIC BLAST!

Foulmouth Anarchy and Evil Mushroom Man: FOULMOUTH MEGABLAST!

Tree Might Force and Dograino Yaboon: TREE MIGHT BLAST!

Desert Sand Kunoichi Power and Evil Search Man: DESERT SANDSTORM BLAST!

Sting of the Scorpion and Black Scorpion: STINGING SCORPION BLAST!

Lenopan Sludge Might and Pooperman: POOP BLAST STORM!

Strength in Buttkicking and Captain Frightbeard: BUTTKICKING BLAST STORM!

Transformer Power and Sentinel Prime: STAR SABER FURY BLAST!

Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: UNDEAD SKULLSMASHING FORCE OF EMPATHY!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Muscle Man, Skips, Elaine, Margaret, me, Nico, Starlight Glimmer, Jeri Katou and Eli: BREAD BUTTKICKING MEGABLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: BREAD ELEMENT STYLE: SOURDOUGH!

Jessica Shannon: BREAD STING STYLE: BAGUETTE!

Peni Parker: BREAD WEB STYLE: BRIOCHE!

Entrapta: BREAD LIGHTNING STYLE: FOCACCIA!

Perfuma: BREAD NATURE STYLE: CIABATTA!

Frosta: BREAD ICE STYLE: RYE BREAD!

Jessica Kaios: BREAD FIRE STYLE: MULTIGRAIN!

Yuna: BREAD WATER STYLE: PITA!

Toph: BREAD EARTH STYLE: WHOLE-GRAIN!

Makoto Nanaya: BREAD WIND STYLE: NAAN!

They fired waves of elements and energy and it formed into said breads.

Lincoln and his harem: BREAD FINAL SMASH: BREAD WAVE!

They fired massive bread barrages at the Waiters and the techniques and elements smashed them down and we tied them up.

Lincoln: In the immortal words of Nico, you stupid greedy Waiters have failed this world!

Nico: You said it, Lincoln, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Nocnista Chernabog to deal with, and she should be arriving here along with the rest of her sisters...right now!

?: You're going to pay for ruining my fun and breaking my plaything, Rachel Emperyous!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Rachel Emperyous: (Growls) I should've known there's no mistaking that chalkboard screech from anywhere. You can come out now, Nocnitsa Chernabog.

Selene Emperyous: Along with the rest of your demonic sisters, Adrastea.

Suddenly, the image of the Qliphoth Tree of Death appeared in the sky and surrounding it are Seals of The Demonic Princes of Hell, and six mists of darkness appeared and one of them descended onto the ground and what stood in its place was a girl with midnight black hair, blood red eyes, black clothes with the Qliphoth Tree of Death on her skirt and black demonic wings on her back: the figure was Nocnitsa Chernabog, the eldest of The Chernabog Sisters, and the other five remaining mists of darkness descended onto the ground and what stood in their places were Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, and Jezebeth Chernabog, and the leader of The Chernabog Sisters, Adrastea Chernabog.

Rachel Emperyous: Nocnitsa Chernabog, just as we expected.

Selene Emperyous: And you also had the nerve to bring Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, and Jezebeth Chernabog with you when we ruined your sister's fun, Adrastea Chernabog.

Nocnitsa Chernabog: You goody-two-shoes Emperyous sisters always had to go ahead and ruin our fun like you always do!

Adrastea Chernabog: And now, you will all pay!

Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, and Jezebeth Chernabog came after us, but they were caught by a Sephiroth Tree of Life surrounded by five crosses that appeared below their feet and that made them scream demonically, and they were trapped.

Adrastea Chernabog: (HISSES) IT'S A TRAP! NOW, WE CAN'T GET OUT!

Selene Emperyous: That's right, and now, you ten get to watch as my little sis and our man destroy your demonic little sister for the chaos and havoc that she just pulled this morning in Chile. Oh, and if you're even thinking of breaking out, don't bother, this trap will remain there until your sister is finally gone.

Nocnitsa Chernabog: (ROARS) YOU MISERABLE, STUPID, LITTLE...!

Nocnitsa Chernabog rushed at Melanie Emperyous and Lincoln and tried to kill them, but Lincoln and Rachel fired powerful blasts of wind and rainbow fire and when she got hit, she screeched like the demon that she really is as the flames burned her and the winds sent her back.

Rachel Emperyous: That'll teach you, but we're just getting started, Nocnitsa, and I've had it up to hear with you and the rest of your demonic sisters to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Rachel Emperyous' green eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with winds, crosses, books, and angels, she unholstered her massive Raphion the Timelord-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Nocnitsa Chernabog, she left green energy, winds, books, crosses, and angels with every step.

Rachel Emperyous: I will never ever forgive you for all the times that you and your demonic sisters have caused chaos throughout Royal Woods, so many innocent people have been suffering due to all the chaos and suffering you bitches have unleashed, and now, the time of reckoning is now at hand, Nocnitsa Chernabog, and now, you shall suffer God's Judgement.

Suddenly, Rachel Emperyous was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with winds, books, and crosses surrounding it, there are angels, Raphion the Timelord, and Raphael the Archangel flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Rachel Emperyous emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Rachel Emperyous grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has green highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon green eyes and a green energy aura with winds, books, crosses, and angels surrounding her, she has the Seal of Raphael in the hands of Raphion the Timelord emblazoned on her forehead, she has on angel earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Wind, Holy, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Raphion the Timelord with green gems for eyes and holding the Wind, Holy, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her green angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and green gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Rachel Emperyous has on a sleeveless light green top, green skirt with the Sephiroth Tree of Life on it, black pants with designs on the pants, green legwarmers, green heeled sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with winds, books, crosses, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Raphion the Timelord one one side and the Archangel Raphael and they have a cross floating in their left and right hands and surrounded by winds. Suddenly, Rachel Emperyous felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive green angel wings with stars and green tips on the large green feathers grew much bigger for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Rachel Emperyous' massive Raphion the Timelord-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, crosses, winds, books, and angels and when it emerged, it was transformed into Raphion the Timelord's Holy Windstorm Bookworm Archangel Greatsword of Holy Windstorm Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Raphion the Timelord and Raphael the Archangel etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and a large green gem below the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Raphion the Timelord's head with green gems for eyes and a large green gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji below Raphion the Timelord and St. Raphael that said, "Rachel Emperyous, Gene-Slammer of Raphion the Timelord, Sixth Eldest of The Emperyous Sisters, Powerful Master of Wind and The Powers of Raphael the Archangel, Amazing Bookworm, Dancer, and Actor, Friend of Laney and Lisa Loud, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher and Despiser of Dark Chandler, Destroyer of Nocnitsa Chernabog, Archenemy of Wind Elementor, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Holy Wind, Crosses, and Archangels"

レイチェル・エンペリアス、タイムロード ラフィオン の ジーンスラマー、エンペラーシスターズ の 6 番目の長女、強力な風の支配者、大天使ラファエル の力、すばらしい本の虫、ダンサー、俳優、レイニー と リサ・ラウド の友人、愛する守護天使と未来リンカーン・ラウドの妻、ダーク・チャンドラーのスマッシャーと軽蔑者、ノクニツァ・チェルナボーグの破壊者、風のエレメンターの大敵、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして聖なるマスター風と十字架と大天使

Rachel Emperyous has transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA HOLY BOOKWORM WINDSTORM ARCHANGEL TIMELORD ANGEL OF DIVINE HOLY WINDSTORM BOOKWORM ARCHANGEL TIMELORD JUSTICE AND DIVINE HOLY WINDSTORM BOOKWORM ARCHANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Rachel Emperyous' Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Nocnitsa Chernabog saw it, she went fucking mad and fired a blast of darkness at Rachel Emperyous to kill her, but Rachel Emperyous fired a powerful green energy blast with winds, crosses, books, and angels which overwhelmed the blast of darkness and it hits Nocnitsa Chernabog, and she was sent flying into a wall. But, she got out and she was extremely pissed off.

Nico: Whoa, now, Rachel Emperyous has transformed, and she really looks like an Angel.

Lincoln: An Angel of Holy Windstorm Timelord Justice and a champion of the Archangel Raphael and Rachel, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Rachel Emperyous: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Holy Windstorm Bookworm Timelord and Divine Holy Windstorm Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we destroy Nocnitsa Chernabog once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With her equally chaotic and demonic sisters watching? With pleasure, Rachel.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Rachel Emperyous.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time to say your goodbyes forever, Nocnitsa Chernabog, because your days of causing chaos and havoc in Michigan and the world are over!

Rachel Emperyous and Lincoln went after Nocnitsa Chernabog, who continued firing blasts of darkness at them, but they've dodged every last one of them, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green energy, crosses, books, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, and Mermaids at Nocnitsa Chernabog, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on her.

This was really making Nocnitsa Chernabog extremely pissed off and this was also making the rest of The Chernabog Sisters really angry, but Rachel Emperyous and Lincoln were just getting started and Nocnitsa's divine punishment has just begun. Nocnitsa Chernabog then summoned a massive army of demons from Hell to kill them, but Lincoln fired blasts of holy light from his large left hand, massive greatsword, massive white angel wings, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, the large nine multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and the small planets orbiting around his fingers and they hit the army of demons and they were incinerated. Then, Rachel Emperyous and Lincoln slashed off Nocnitsa Chernabog's wings and she screamed in excruciating pain, and this horrified the rest of The Chernabog Sisters, and Nocnitsa Chernabog was on her last legs.

Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Michelle Emperyous, it was known as Raphion the Timelord's Holy Archangel Windstorm Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's green with winds on the blaster with a Phoenix, Archangel, and Raphion the Timelord surrounded by winds etched on the sides, and a green gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Rachel Emperyous fired blasts of rainbow energy, green energy, and elemental forces and when they hit Nocnitsa Chernabog, they exploded with incredible power as they hit her and she was killed. Then, as they holstered their hand-cannon Blasters, Nocnitsa Chernabog's spirit appeared and Rachel Emperyous and Lincoln drew the Judgement Kanji and Seal of Raphael on her, and she was damned to The Black Gates as she was found guilty by those she hurt and she was erased forever. We cheered wildly for what Rachel Emperyous and Lincoln did to Nocnitsa Chernabog as they holster their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Rachel Emperyous' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive green angel wings are permanent.

Then, the trap disappeared and we saw the horrified looks on the faces of Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, and Jezebeth Chernabog, and they were horrified to see what happened to Nocnitsa Chernabog, and this pissed them off greatly.

Adrastea Chernabog: No, Nocnitsa! (SCREAMING INSANELY) YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS, ALL OF YOU! THIS ISN'T OVER!

Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, and Jezebeth Chernabog disappeared in five mists of darkness.

Nico: Yeah, that's right, go lick your wounds, bitch!

Rachel Emperyous: And now, all that's left to deal with are the five eldest Chernabog Sisters. Thanks for helping me destroy Nocnitsa Chernabog, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Rachel.

Suddenly, Rachel Emperyous wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Rachel Emperyous' face, they kissed passionately as Rachel Emperyous' left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Raphion the Timelord, and the Archangel Raphael flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and angels flying behind them and winds blowing behind them and heavenly lights shined down on them and we heard a choir of angels singing and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Rachel Emperyous came back to us, as the display and Raphion the Timelord and the Archangel Raphael vanished.

Nico: Wow, now that's what I call another blow to The Chernabog Sisters.

Lincoln: Yeah, and we really pissed off Adrastea and the other Chernabog Sisters, and they'll still do anything to get revenge on us, but we'll be ready for them.

Me: Yeah.

Selene Emperyous: That's right, Linky, and we're not going to stop until The Chernabog Sisters are all gone for good.

Nico: But, we're still making our mark on those heathens with that little show.

Lincoln: Yep, and for tomorrow, we're going to meet Maria Vocesdebelleza the Banjaw Gene-Slammer and Amy Vocesdebelleza the Plinkajou Gene-Slammer.

Johanna Vocesdebelleza: (Spanish Accent) Awesome!

Lincoln: And Rachel's right, now all that's left is to deal with Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, Mara Chernabog, and Jezebeth Chernabog.

Sadie Emperyous: Which means you and I are going to deal with Jezebeth Chernabog tomorrow, and that's followed by you and Sandra dealing with Mara Chernabog, then, you and Vorya will deal with Lillith Chernabog, then, you and Zaina will deal with Adrastea's second-in-command, Drusilla Chernabog, and finally, you and Selene will deal with the leader of The Chernabog Sisters, Adrastea Chernabog.

Lincoln: That's right, Sadie, and if we want to be fully ready for the battle against Queen Opaline, not only do we need all the info on her from Misty, but The Chernabog Sisters need to go.

Selene Emperyous: That's right, Linky. Opaline's already a dangerous threat to all ponies for her evil xenophobic power-hungry ways, and The Chernabog Sisters are an equally dangerous threat to all of mankind, so we need to get rid of The Chernabog Sisters for good.

Nico: Before we make our move on Queen Opaline, and the battle between the Twelve Archangel and Timelord Sisters of Heaven and the Twelve Demon Sisters of Hell is fast approaching its climax with the epic showdown with Adrastea Chernabog.

Me: Lincoln and Selene Emperyous will make sure that she pays big time for her crimes in blood!

Selene Emperyous: Her and her sisters will all pay in blood.

Vulkanus: And so marks the end of a bunch of sore losers.

Tala: No kidding.

Me: You got that right.

Skinner: That's what they get for being petty.

Me: I agree there Seymour.

Myotismon: Now, all this bread is ours.

Nico: Yep.

Cheshire: Let's take some of it home.

Nico: It will be perfect for sandwiches and all that. But great job today everyone.

Qin: This was awesome though.

Nico: Yep.

Mordecai: (To the viewers) If you win an eating contest make sure to do it for fun and make sure the waiters don't stop you.

Nico: Good advice.

We brought lots and lots of loves of bread back to the ship and went back home. We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

Part 2 of the Saga done.

Bread is great.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Jackie, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Are heading to the Boiling Isles and we're going to kill more and more of the remnants of the Emperors Coven and make all his soldiers pay. And we're going to battle Another Ultimate Brainstorm and it will be a shocking one. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer that is a fusion of all the Signer Dragons Including the Crimson Dragon, the Earthbound Immortals and the Malefic Dragons too. Her name is Amity Doragon and she is the most powerful Dragon Gene-slammer we'll ever meet. She was born with a deadly disease and it was going to kill her unless the doctors did a very powerful and risky operation. They infused her with the powers of the Signer Dragons, The Earthbound Immortals, The Crimson Dragon and the Malefic Dragons and it not only saved her life but gave her awesome powers and more. She has full mastery and knowledge and power over all their powers and knows so much about the history of South America and more. She also is has powerful Black Angel Wings and is a magnificent sword master. The match-up scene for the saga is for Sadie Emperyous, Sadion the Timelord, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Jezebeth Chernabog, the fifth eldest of The Chernabog Sisters. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the northern part of Gotham Royal York, and Lincoln and his group are going to track down and destroy Light Yagami, the now deranged and murderous former vigilante turned dangerous serial killer, and he's trying to get the Death Note book back from me, the only thing he's getting is a bullet to the head by The Punisher and sent to The Black Gates forever. And we're going to meet Maria Vocesdebelleza the Banjaw Gene-Slammer, and Amy Vocesdebelleza the Plinkajou Gene-Slammer, the last two youngest siblings of the ten Vocesdebelleza Sisters who are all Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Brazil. Maria and her sister, Amy, are Luna's classmates in History, and they would often help Luna with her music sessions. Their last name, Vocesdebelleza, means Beauty Vocals in Spanish. The Vocesdebelleza Sisters all share their love for Lincoln, and they, along with with the Louds would sing together, and often, sing around Christmas time. They and the Louds looked out for one another, and during one of their Christmas caroling session, The Vocesdebelleza Sisters each kissed Lincoln on the lips. They're the cousins of one of Lincoln's many future wives, Hilda, and they hate Scoots, Flip, Lewis Travolta, Bubble Bass, and even Billy McLean. Get ready for a really awesome and amazing rescue and battle adventure as we head to a planet made of Mashed Potatoes and gravy and Ed is going to be in heaven from that. And we're going to rescue a girl that is a friend of mine that is very sexy and beautiful. And we're going to battle the Inferno Wing Restaurant Owners and the Zingos! We're going to be in for a spicy adventure with them.

See you all next time.