CRANBERRIES ARE SOUR AND TASTY - Work in Progress


Walking through Ponyville was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Silverstream, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there for another awesome and fun adventure and rescue.

Me: So the next rescue is in Ponyville.

Qin: Sweet. Always love coming to Ponyville.

Silverstream: Me too. It's so awesome.

Nico: Yeah it sure is.

Zuria: Wow! Ponyville is so awesome.

Camie: Yeah it sure is.

Twilight Sparkle: It's my home too.

Qin: It sure is.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Silverstream

Silverstream: It's my pleasure Nico. And it's going to be so awesome helping you out on a rescue.

Apple Bloom: We always love having our friends with us.

Laney: We sure do.

Nico: Silverstream, I think you take after Pinkie Pie.

Silverstream: I sure do. I'm what you call one of the Neo-Elements of Harmony.

Pinkie Pie: Ooh that is a great name for them.

Me: It sure is.

Twilight Sparkle: I agree there. Ocellus is Generosity, Smolder is Loyalty, Yona is Honesty, Sandbar is Kindness and Gallus is Magic.

Me: That's amazing.

Qin: It sure is.

Silverstream: I agree too. That is so amazing.

Maria: (laughs) Ha! I called it!

Nico: Yes you sure did Maria.

Qin: Yep.

Silverstream: That is so cool.

Lola: Yeah it sure is.

Nico: And now you and so many of your friends go to Twilight's awesome school.

Silverstream: We sure do.

Nico: Yesterday, Ed was in heaven.

Eddy: (LAUGHS) Yeah he sure was.

Eli: We never saw him so happy.

Xenia: Yeah he was really loving the Mashed Potatoes and Gravy planet.

Lola: One of the most fun ever for him.

Zuria: That sure was an awesome planet.

Lana: Boy it sure was.

Varie: We had a lot of fun on that one. Especially with battling The Wings for Real Men owners and the Zingos.

Nico: The Zingos are one of my favorite villains and you know ho much I love chicken wings.

Qin: You got that right.

May: Any idea where the mascots are?

Nico: I heard they were exploring the sea for a recent discovery.

Me: Rumors have been flying around that there was a lost shipwreck in the lake that was full of fish.

Camie: Wow.

Qin: That will be interesting to see.

Lola: It sure will be interesting.

Lana: Yeah.

Nico: I hope the next planet is also delicious.

Eli: Me too.

Me: I hope it's a planet for Cranberries. Nico you owe me $100.00 if it is.

Nico: You're on.

Lola: Awesome.

Me: What do you think Eddy.

I looked and saw that he wasn't there.

Me: Eddy?

Nico: Huh? That's weird. Where did he go?

We then heard blaster fire.

Nico: That way!

We went to the town square and found Eddy and he was BEING VICIOUSLY AND BRUTALLY PULVERIZED ALL OVER THE PLACE BY THE VENGEANCE EXPRESS 6 IN A BRUTAL FIGHT CLOUD!

Qin: OH MAN!

We went at them and I punched the Vengeance Express 6 into the ground and Eddy was brutally mangled up.

Me: Geez Eddy!

Qin: Man what a beatdown.

Lola: Yeah!

Eddy: At least I got a few shots in!

Nico: Yeah you sure did.

The Vengeance Express 6 came at us.

Dark Sarah: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU EDDY!

Dark Jimmy: I'm going to give you such a pinch on you!

Dark Rolf: You have made a mockery of Rolf! Rolf is going to unleash his rage!

Dark Kevin: I HATE DORKS!

Eddy's aura flared up with incredible fury!

Albedo turned into Negative Ultimate Goop.

Negative Ultimate Goop: Keep your hands off him!

Dark Nazz: We'll kill you too!

Me: I don't think so.

I pulled out my Wonder Ride Book.

Me: (Reads Verse) "As the 6 terrible foes came, a big meteor made of rotten limburger cheese fell from the sky and squished all 6 of them into flat pancakes with a massive and huge explosion of stinky and horrible stinkiness that smelled like a thousand rotten socks."

Then huge meteor of cheese appeared and then..

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

The Vengeance Express 6 was flattened with it in a huge crater. AND MAN OH MAN DID IT SMELL HORRIBLE!

Nico: OH MAN! WHO CUT THE CHEESE!?

Me: They did!

Laney: They who smelt it dealt it!

We laughed uproariously!

The Vengeance Express 6 were REALLY PISSED!

Nico: Eli, see if you can sense the next Another Omnitrix Alien!

Eli concentrated and sensed that the Another Omnitrix Alien is close.

Eli: It's really close!

Then globs of black goo were shot at the Vengeance Express 6 and it drenched them all over.

Nico: Yuck!

Then out came a black version of an Evolved Polymorph! It was ANOTHER ULTIMATE GOOP!

Me: Whoa! Another Ultimate Goop!

Nico: A slimy one!

Another Ultimate Goop: (In a girls voice) Thought you guys might like a hand.

Me: (GASP) Anita Evvington!

Another Ultimate Goop: Good to see you again J.D..

Nico: You know her?

Me: I sure do. She is a homeless girl that I helped years ago. I would give her food and I gave her a home too. When we were about to head out to Michigan I told her I was going to have her move in with us. But she disappeared before I gave her the chance.

Another Ultimate Goop: That's right.

Kaito: (gets out Gingaman gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (gets out Megaranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Another Ultimate Goop: Just to get a home.

Me: We can easily do that and it's a promise I made to her myself.

Another Ultimate Goop: Yep.

Then the Vengeance Express 6 came!

Dark Kevin: THIS WASN'T YOUR FIGHT BLOB! WE'LL KILL YOU!

Me: Not a chance!

Another Ultimate Goop fired waves of slime and they went into Nazz's mouth and then she got sick and threw up all over Dark Sarah!

Sougo: (gets out Dynaman Ridewatch) I wonder what you taste like.

Geiz: (gets out Liveman Ridewatch) Sougo, I think some things are best left untouched.

Sougo got DynaRedArmor while Geiz got RedFalconArmor.

Another Ultimate Goop: I was told that in this form I taste like raw sewage.

All of us: EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!

Nico: YUCK!

Dark Sarah: YOU WRETCHED DOLLFACE!

Dark Nazz: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME MONKEY FACE!?

Dark Sarah and Dark Nazz then started beating each other up in a tremendous fight cloud and it pulled in all of the Vengeance Express 6 and they were really beating each other up!

Nico: (Sweatdrops) Okay this is awkward.

Me: You got to admit though, seeing them fight like this is really funny.

Nico: It sure is. (gets out Evil Clayface's Ridewatch) Time to fight goo with clay!

Nico activated it and fired globs of slime and they hit the Vengeance Express 6 and got them sticky.

Another Ultimate Goop: Try this too.

She fired more waves of goo and splashed Dark Kevin and then he threw up all over Dark Rolf!

Dark Rolf: YOU HAVE BROKEN THE LAWS OF THE SON OF A SHEPHERD BY RELEASING YOUR REVOLTING STOMACH DROPPINGS ALL OVER ROLF!

Dark Kevin: Sorry dude.

Dark Rolf then punched and pulverized and smashed Dark Kevin into pulp and the fight cloud grew bigger and they were really FIGHTING!

Silverstream: My turn!

She activated Goro's Ridewatch and then she grew 2 more sets of arms and went at the Vengeance Express 6 and pulverized and smashed them into pulp all over.

Me: Nice one Silverstream!

Qin: Yeah!

Another Ultimate Goop: First time ever having Another Omnitrix Alien help out in a big fight huh?

Nico: It sure is.

Maria: This is ridiculous. You're not even trying to fight us!

Nico: Because they are too busy fighting each other.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: Besides seeing the Vengeance Express 6 fight like this is funny.

Maria: (LAUGHS) Yeah it sure is.

Another Ultimate Goop: It sure is.

May: (sighs) You know what? I really hope the next Gene Slammer appears.

?: Someone call?

Out came a Giant Germ!

Me: WHOA A Giant Germ!

Qin: That is the biggest virus I've ever seen!

Laney: Yeah!

Giant Germ: (In a girls voice) And this will be awesome.

Nico: Layla Edmuntion!? Wow!

She reverted back and Layla was a girl with neon pink hair and tattered blue clothes.

Layla Edmuntion: I got this.

She went over to the Vengeance Express 6 and bit Dark Rolf on his leg.

CRUNCH!

Dark Rolf: YEOWCH!

But then…

STOMACH GRUMBLES!

Dark Rolf: Oh Rolf is not feeling so good.

But then Layla ran back to us and then…

SUPER LOUD FART!

DARK ROLF COVERED THE VENGEANCE EXPRESS 6 IN A MASSIVE PILE OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!

We were laughing hysterically at that one and it was so funny!

Nico: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

Qin: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS AWESOME!

Camie: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!

Lincoln: Just like Fern Kemmington.

Nico: Yep.

Layla Edmuntion: It was funny.

Me: And Anita lets get you back to normal.

I used my powers and got the ridewatch out of her and purified it and got the Dark Orb out of the Ridewatch and threw it into the Warp. Anita was a girl with orange hair and blue eyes and also had black tattered clothes on.

Silverstream: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Layla Edmuntion: I don't have very many of them. I spent most of my life out on the streets. But my favorite would have to be where Nico gave me this locket.

She showed it to us and it had a picture of her and Qin and Nico in it. They were both happy.

Me: Aww.

Qin: I remember that locket. That was a great gift.

Nico: It sure was.

Nico hugged her.

Nico: I really missed you.

Layla Edmuntion: Me too Nico. Me too.

Nico: (Sniffs) Lets get you two home and get you guys a bath and some new clothes.

Layla Edmuntion: Good idea.

Anita Evvington: Thanks guys.

We went back home and did so.

We were watching TV as the girls were in the tub.

Nico: The mascots still aren't back yet?

Vince: Not yet.

Me: They will be man.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, and Luster Dawn are heading to Australia, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the two girls here, but we got word that the world-domination crazed mad scientist, Dr. Wily, is back from the dead and he wants revenge on us.

We also brought all the Robot Masters with us, since word of Dr. Wily's return reached them.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Australia, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the two girls here, but we got word that the world-domination crazed mad scientist, Dr. Wily, is back from the dead and he wants revenge on us.

Emily Giabagu: I should've known that madman would return again, he just doesn't know when to quit.

Gear Man: He sure doesn't, but we'll be glad to send him to The Black Gates for good.

Lincoln: Actually, Gear Man, I have a better idea: instead of sending Dr. Wily right to The Black Gates, we're going to have him sent to jail, not only as one last act of mercy, but as a Thank You for creating The Robot Masters, and prison is the perfect place for someone like him.

Nico: I like that idea, Lincoln.

Me: Same here, besides, we killed him once, so he doesn't deserve to die a second time, he deserves to spend his remaining days in prison.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: But, wait, won't he put the Robot Masters under his control again?

Lincoln: Nope, after we rebuilt the Robot Masters, we upgraded their systems and made them immune to mind control. Emily and I did the same with Gear Man years ago.

Gear Man: It's true, and it was also after they busted Lisa.

Lisa Loud: And I have to live with the unending shame of what that parasite, Dark Lisa, made me do.

Lincoln: But, that shame eventually faded after Dark Lisa got The Black Gates forever, and thanks for joining us, Luster Dawn.

Luster Dawn: You're welcome, Lincoln, this is going to be one awesome rescue.

We travelled through Australia, but we then saw a massive group of men heading for us: Lincoln saw that it was the army of bounty hunters Trina Riffins and Amy hired, and they were out for our blood, and they were also pissed that Lincoln put out that bounty on their heads.

Lincoln: Aha, and we've run into the army of bounty hunters that Trina Riffins and Amy hired, so they were hiding out in Australia. Now, to put a stop to them and send them straight to prison.

The rainbow iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed and it fired a wave of rainbow energy, and the army of bounty hunters were tied up in rainbow energy straitjackets and rainbow energy chains, and they're eventually beamed to prison by Lincoln.

?: HEEEEELLLLP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of two girls screaming for help, along with the sound of mad and deranged laughter. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the two girls, but they've been cornered by Dr. Wily, and he's going to kill them, and Lincoln saw he had the Qliphoth Tree of Death on his forehead.

Lincoln: (Gasps) Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the the two girls, but they've been cornered by Dr. Wily, and he's going to kill them, and I saw he had the Qliphoth Tree of Death on his forehead.

Sandra Emperyous: Mara Chernabog, I should've known she was behind this.

?: (Girl's voice) That deranged world-conquering mad scientist, let's get him, and that insane and chaotic she-demon will get hers later on today.

Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Assault Blackwing - Onimaru the Divine Thunder appear before us.

Nico: Wow, that's Assault Blackwing - Onimaru the Divine Thunder, awesome.

Lincoln: And I'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Yuriko Kaminaritsubara, but we'll talk later, time to put a stop to Dr. Wily once and for all.

We rushed over, and before Dr. Wily could kill the two girls, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at that evil mad scientist, and that allowed the two girls to get to safety in a rainbow energy field created by Lincoln to protect them from Dr. Wily, and when he saw us again, he was really enraged, especially when he also saw the Robot Masters with us.

Dr. Wily: You fools, I will make you all pay for ruining my plans to take over the world!

Emily Giabagu: (Japanese Accent) Don't even think about it, Dr. Wily!

When he saw Emily Giabagu, he was really furious!

Dr. Wily: YOU!

Emily Giabagu: (Japanese Accent) That's right, the granddaughter of the man that you tried to kill, so you can take over the world, and no words can describe how much I've hated you: no, I've got much worse to say: you are a heartless, two-faced, insane, murderous, world-domination crazed madman who doesn't care about anyone except for himself and your selfish dreams of world domination, and what you did in taking the Robot Masters and turning them into your weapons of mass destruction is something I will never forgive, and what you did when you also put that accursed bounty on Team Loud Phoenix Storm's heads, and when I found out it also included my future husband, Lincoln Loud, that's the last straw, Dr. Wily, and now, I'm going to tear you to shreds!

Lincoln: You heard her, team, let's get him!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, Luster Dawn, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Dr. Wily, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln and Emily Giabagu fired two energy beams which tied Dr. Wily up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains and he was beamed to The Neptune Prison for Traitors. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: Your days of trying to take over the world are over, Dr. Wily. (To Yuriko Kaminaritsubara) And it's so good to see you again, Yuriko Kaminaritsubara.

Yuriko Kaminaritsubara reverted back to normal, and she was a beautiful girl with long flowing black hair, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and a large bust, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings and she reigned in the power of Assault Blackwing - Onimaru the Divine Thunder, and she's dressed in a beautiful black dress based on Assault Blackwing - Onimaru the Divine Thunder, black pants, black sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with crows on the coattails and Assault Blackwing - Onimaru the Divine Thunder on the back and holstered on her back is an Assault Blackwing - Onimaru the Divine Thunder-themed large greatsword with Assault Blackwing - Onimaru the Divine Thunder etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large black crow heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large black crow heads and a large red gem on the bottom of the large crow heads for the pommel.

Yuriko Kaminaritsubara: (Japanese Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Yuriko Kaminaritsubara and he hugged her, and Yuriko Kaminaritsubara is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice and seeing the eleven massive and long white wolf tails and other accessories.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were eleven, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Yuriko Kaminaritsubara: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, that's really new.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Yuriko Kaminaritsubara, she's my Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Gym. Her last name, Kaminaritsubara, means Thunder Wing in Japanese, and she's one of the fastest and deadliest of my Guardian Angels as she often protected me from bullies. One time, when Yuriko saw me getting bullied by Chandler, his goons, Hawk and Hank, Pablo and Anderson, she beat the crap out of them and left them with broken teeth, arms, legs, noses and even smashed their crotches and left them with black eyes.

Me: (Winces) Oof, that's brutal!

Lincoln: You got that right, and to show my thanks, I gave Yuriko a beautiful dress based on Assault Blackwing - Onimaru the Divine Thunder and kissed Yuriko on the lips.

Nico: And it's no surprise that she got Gene-Slammed into Assault Blackwing - Onimaru the Divine Thunder.

Lincoln: Yep, and she's also the cousin of one of my future wives, Hana Uzaki, and like her cousin, she has a large bust.

Hana Uzaki: Yeah, it runs in the family, and it's good to see you again, Yuriko.

Yuriko Kaminaritsubara: (Japanese Accent) You too, Hana.

Lincoln: And she also hates Hawk, Hank, Pablo, and Anderson with a burning passion.

Nico: Oh boy, those buttfaces did something to really rile her up, but why didn't she also include Chandler?

Lincoln: I told her of why Chandler the way he was, because of his Dark Side, but she'll have a hard time trying to trust him because of all the bad things he did because of his Dark Side.

Fay Reikova: Just like me, and I don't blame her for feeling like that one bit.

Yuriko Kaminaritsubara: (Japanese Accent) And I'm going to tell you of how Lincoln and I beat up Hawk, Hank, Pablo, and Anderson in one incident. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something I want to give you: I want to give you my blood.

We gasped at her request, including Lincoln.

Lincoln: Yuriko, are you absolutely sure?

Yuriko Kaminaritsubara: (Japanese Accent) (Smiles) More than anything, after all, I'm going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.

Lincoln looked into the eyes of Yuriko Kamniaritsubara, and like her sisters, he saw that she's really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to her, and he hugged her waist in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down to her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Yuriko Kamnitusubara's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love around her neck.

Yuriko Kamnitsubara: (Japanese Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means, just like your cousin, you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Yuriko.

Yuriko Kaminaritsubara had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Yuriko Kaminaritsubara's waist and she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and he leans down to her face and kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the two girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The two girls are Miyabe Yuko and Natsuno Eri from Strange Dawn.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Miyabe Yuko and Natsuno Eri from Strange Dawn.

Nicole: Awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Miyabe Yuko: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Miyabe Yuko and Natsuno Eri saw who it was that saved them from Dr. Wily, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird and Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white werewolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Miyabe Yuko: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made a clone of himself, and he and his clone went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Miyabe Yuko: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Miyabe Yuko and Natsuno Eri with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and the team was shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Dr. Wily, who'd come back from the dead because of Mara Chernabog, and we also fought the massive army of bounty hunters Trina Riffins and Amy hired to kill us all.

But, when Lincoln showed what he did in capturing the army of bounty hunters and what we did to Dr. Wily, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Yuriko Kaminaritsubara have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.

Maria: Wow, so you guys took down both the army of bounty hunters Trina Riffins and Amy hired, along with Dr. Wily, awesome.

Lincoln: Yep.

Suddenly, we heard angry yells and screams along with screaming threats of death from Trina Riffins and Amy, they found out what Lincoln did to their massive army of bounty hunters and they were now major-league pissed off.

Maria: That'll teach those bitches!

May: And Dr. Wily is going to spend the rest of his life in prison.

May was right: the army of bounty hunters that Trina Riffins and Amy hired were then sent to federal prison after Lincoln captured them, and as for Dr. Wily, he was sent to The Neptune Prison for Traitors and in Maximum Security Solitary Confinement and with a sentence of Eternity without Parole.


After taking down Dr. Wily and the massive armies of bounty hunters Trina Riffins and Amy hired and pissing both them and Mara Chernabog off, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and Nico and I were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Yuriko Kaminaritsubara saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Yuriko Kaminaritsubara: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Yuriko, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Yuriko Kaminaritsubara: (Japanese Accent) That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much bigger you've gotten in muscle mass.

Nico: You got that right. So, Yuriko, what's the story on how you and Lincoln pummeled Hawk, Hank, Pablo, and Anderson?

Yuriko Kaminaritsubara: (Japanese Accent) That's a story I still remembered. One day, Lincoln and I were heading back to The Loud House after doing some workouts at the gym. But, then, we heard four angry yells in the air and we saw who it was coming after us: it was Hawk, Hank, Pablo, and Anderson and they were really really pissed, we also saw they had knives in their hands and they had murder in their empty skulls. But, Lincoln and I both took them down and we broke their arms, legs, noses, teeth, and even smashed their crotches and left them with black eyes. We called the cops on them and Hawk, Hank, Pablo, and Anderson were sent back to prison, but Hawk and Hank also got yet another Life Sentence added to their original sentence, and the same went with Pablo and Anderson.

We cheered wildly.

Nico: Oh man, now I remembered, and you guys really beat them all down.

Lincoln: We weren't going to let those jerks get away with it, not after all the bad stuff they've done in the past, and since they were too hard-headed, we had no choice but to resort to beating them up badly.

Me: I still remember that day all too well, and the blood from where you guys broke their noses was left on the sidewalk and on the pavement, yeesh.

Lincoln: We did hit them on the noses really hard and broke them, J.D.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Clyde and his harem are heading to Emerald Hill Zone.

Chloe (Loud House): Wow, so this is Emerald Hill Zone, it's amazing.

Clyde: It sure is, and it's one spot Sonic has been to before, and I can see why he loves it here.

Clyde and his harem began exploring the place, and they saw just how beautiful the place truly is, and with no sign of Eggman's robots or the Chernabog Sisters' demon armies, because of what'll happen if The Chernabog Sisters dare to cross another line again. Then, Clyde and his harem had a picnic in the hill and it was awesome, then, they shared a passionate kiss and hug and they came back home.

Lincoln: Hey, Clyde, how was your date?

Clyde: It was awesome, Lincoln, we went to Emerald Hill Zone for our date.

Syd Chang: And we had fun exploring the place and we also had a picnic there.

Nico: Wow, that's really awesome, and it's one of Sonic's favorite spots there.

Me: You got that right.

Syd Chang: So, did we miss anything?

Nico: Lincoln put a soundproof bubble on Trina and Amy's heads, so they wouldn't wake up his infant children, and that really pissed them off badly.

Lincoln: Honestly, I don't care how mad they get, but I wasn't going to let them wake my kids up with them screeching like banshees.

Clyde: (Laughs) I should've guessed it, but they were asking for it.

Eli: Big time.


Later it was time for Halinor's final ambassador mission as the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.

Me: I hope we take down one of Akhil's minions again.

Halinor: Me too. This will be awesome.

William: Anyone else want to go with Halinor? Besides Arkayna and Yin?

Twilight Sparkle: I'll go too. I want to see what this is like.

Me: You'll love it Twilight. We have a lot of fun on these races and they are so cool.

Arkayna: I'm loving forward to this one.

Yin: Same here. It's awesome.

Nico: Yep.

We arrived at Xenoc and landed. We drove out.

Me: Welcome to Xenoc guys.

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! So this is the planet Xenoc. Its power is incredible.

Me: It sure is.

Yin: It's amazing!

Arkayna: Yeah.

Ultrox: Hey guys!

Me: Greetings Ultrox.

Halinor: Ultrox, these are Arkayna and Yin.

Ultrox: Ah the Princess of Drake City on Gemina. An honor to meet you.

Arkayna: Pleasure to meet you Ultrox.

Ultrox: And the Martial Arts Woo Fuu master. It's a pleasure.

Yin: Same here.

Me: And this is Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight Sparkle: Pleasure to meet you.

Ultrox: Ah the Princess of Friendship. It's an honor.

Twilight Sparkle: Same here to you too.

Nico: How have things been since the last visit?

Ultrox: That bunny is still going at Akhil.

Me: Lets see.

I opened a viewing window and we saw the Bunny still pulverizing the living shit out of Akhil.

Nico: WHOA!

Twilight Sparkle: Jumping Magic of Equestria!

Me: Got to give that bunny a lot of credit though.

Akhil: (Quivering in Fear) Please! NO MORE! NO MORE!

Bunny: (Demonic Voice) It's okay, Akhil. I forgive you. I forgive you because I love you. And I love you...to death.

HE REALLY RIPPED HIM APART!

Ultrox: Boy that bunny is a really deadly and strong one.

Nico: You're not kidding.

Ultrox: Yes. Also Okular is causing problems.

Me: Who is Okular?

Ultrox: You guys will not like him.

He told us all about him.


Okular is a mercenary from the Grote Nebula working for Seadrok. Occasionally taking part in the races, he'd sell Xeno-cells to anyone—even the Kragnans. He does not like working with his fellow henchman, Talanna, but is often forced to do so by their employer. Okular is capable of pulling people's eyes out with his wooden club, as well as storing and preserving the eyes in a see-through bag. All of the eyes obey his commands. The only eyeballs he uses are ones that emit sonic waves that can have concussive effects. He briefly stole G'rog's eyeballs and briefly lent Skrash some crazy-looking ones for his empty eye sockets.


When he was done we were shocked!

Me: Geez!

Nico: He's going to prison.

Me: Yep. We'll put him in the Neptune Prison.

Ultrox: In your solar system. Perfect.

Me: Good.

Eli: Okular is gonna rue the day he messed with these racers.

Arkayna: That's for sure.

Nico: Let's head to the starting line now.

Me: Time to burn rubber.

We got into our cars and got ready.

Me: Nico I promise I won't use that hologram of the Boiling Isles giraffe this time.

Nico: You better not. Or a punch to your face will be the least of your worries.

Me: (GULPS)

We were at the Starting Line.

Gamekeeper Kytani: Racers on my mark. GO!

AND WE WERE OFF!

Me: EAT MY DUST!

Nico: OH YEAH!?

ZOOM!

He zoomed ahead of me.

Me: Oh yeah?

I zoomed ahead.

Twilight Sparkle: YEAH! This is awesome!

Nico: Who's got eyes on Okular?!

Eli: I do! He's up ahead!

We saw a car and in it was OKULAR!

Me: Target sighted.

Nico: Lets lock and load!

Me: Oh and Ultrox.

I gave him his own Legend Items.

Me: Your own Legend Items. Your archenemy is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters.

Ultrox: Ah yes very iconic villain on Earth. Thank you.

Me: No problem.

Ultrox: Now, to test this Shift Car.

He activated it and fired a wave of marshmallow slop and it got all over Okular's car and stuck him to the ground.

Me: Nothing is more stickier than marshmallows. It's like glue.

Nico: That is clever though.

Me: Nice one!

Ultrox: Thanks.

Me: Now for this.

I activated Mysterio's Ridewatch and summoned a bunch of FIRE DARKSIDE ROBOTS!

Nico: Awesome!

They fired balls of fire and burned his car all over.

Me: Now this too.

I activated Eustace's ridewatch.

Me: (Imitating Eustace) STUPID DOG! (GETS OUT UGLY MASK) OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Okular screamed in fright like a banshee!

Okular: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Yin: My turn!

Yin used her Shift Car for Taotie and fired numerous gears that smashed the more of his car into rubble!

Me: Nice one!

Arkayna: My turn for Shift Car action!

Arkayna activated her Shift Car and her car fired waves of magic and blasted his car into scrap metal.

Twilight Sparkle: Don't forget this.

She activated Kaos's Shift Car and fired waves of fire and smashed him down.

Me: Now for this. Net Missiles FIRE!

I pressed a button and it fired a missile that opened and turned into a net and then it snagged him and we got him!

Me: YEAH!

I reeled him in and locked him in my cargo hold.

Twilight, Halinor, Ultrox, Eli and me crossed the Finish line!

Everyone on the ship cheered for us.

Camie: Woohoo! That was awesome!

Luz: Yeah it was!

Nico: Ultrox, you get to keep these Xeno Cells.

Ultrox: Thanks Nico.

Me: But this was awesome!

Eli: It sure was. It always is awesome racing here.

Halinor: I'll say.

Nico: Can we count on you and the others to help us against Opaline? We're not forcing you, you know.

Ultrox: Don't worry Nico. You have the full support of us.

Nico: Awesome! We owe you big for this.

Ultrox: Anytime.

Ultrox: Halinor, ever since I met you, I've seen you as a little sister.

Halinor: Really? Wow! Thanks Ultrox.

Ultrox: I would hug you but I'm strong.

Me: I forgot to ask. How did that happen to you anyway Ultrox?

Ultrox: Oh I was in an accident with Xeno Energy and I have had these limbs on me since I was born.

Me: Wow. That is intense.

Nico: Yeah.

Ultrox: Yeah.

Me: But that's awesome that Halinor is your sister now. Our planets may be 12,000,000 light-years apart but the bonds are never broken.

Nico: That's true.

We went back to the ship and headed home.

Me: That was so awesome.

May: Erica, for your first mission, Aruto and 3 Rabbids will go with you.

Erica: Sweet!

Qin: This is gonna be awesome.

Aruto: Yeah it sure will be!

Camie: We're really looking forward to meeting Zixx.


The mascots just entered the shipwreck and saw lots of herring.

Poliwag: Look at all this herring!

Horsea: I call first dibs.

Poromon: (stops Horsea) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Horsea! Calm down. There's plenty of fish to go around, as long everyone shows a little self-discipline.

Manaphy slides across the floor, eating some fish.

Manaphy: Ahh-ha! Mmmm, Poromon, you have got to try this herring!

Poromon: Don't mind if I do, babe!

Horsea: Say what?

Horesa attempts to get some herring several times, but Poromon, Manaphy, and Poliwag eat all of it before she can get it. Later, she finally gets the last piece of herring.

Horsea: Ah-ha! I got you! (but it slips out into Poliwag's mouth) What?

Poliwag: (after swallowing the herring) Mmm, satisfying!

Poromon: See, Horsea, plenty of fish to go around. Everybody's good? You good? You good? Great! Outstanding.

Horsea: (starts to cry) Why?

The Mascots came back home later on.

Manaphy: Guys, send your taste buds into retirement. There will never be a flavor extravaganza like that, in our lifetime.

Horsea: (bangs her head in agony against the door) Goddammit, why?!

Poliwag: That herring was so good, [his eyes suddenly go wide] it's making me craving for even more fish!

Manaphy and Poromon laugh, but stop hearing Poliwag laugh crazily.

Poliwag: [he snaps out of it] Seriously, though, good fish.

Horsea: (growls) To Hell with all of you!

Horesa opens the fridge and gets out a sardine can from a soda can.

Poromon: Still hungry, Horsea? I don't see how you can eat ordinary sardines after all of that delicious herring. [starts rubbing his belly]

Manaphy burps and wipes her mouth

Poliwag: [he suddenly goes crazy] Sardines? FISH! [he runs towards Horsea, who kicks him away and glares angrily]

Horsea: (angrily) None for you!

Poliwag smacks into the wall and is held back by Poromon and Manaphy before he can get away.

Manaphy: Poliwag!

Poromon: Poliwag! What's gotten into you?!

Poliwag: FISH! [laughs crazily]

Poromon: [creeped out] Manaphy, what's going on?!

Manaphy measures Poliwag's head and puts a magnifying glass next to Poliwag's right eye.

Manaphy: Crazy eyes...

Manaphy puts a popsicle stick on Poliwag's tongue. Poliwag bonces up and down.

Manaphy: Babbling tongue...

Poliwag bites Manaphy's hand, frees Poliwag of their grip and runs to Horsea, who pushes Poliwag over.

Poliwag: FISH!

Manaphy: Oh no! I think our Norwegian herring was a bit too aged.

Nico: I think it was too.

Poromon: Never ever blame the fish, Manaphy!

Manaphy: But don't you see? [pulls out a clipboard & pencil] Poliwag's contracted Bacterial Pisces Dementia! A rare brain disease that's turning him into a fish-craving psychopath!

Horsea: How do you know that?

Manaphy: Kowalski's been tutoring me.

Kowalski: Well, you guys might have lots of fun with your shenanigans and on missions. But education is still important.

Poromon: Can Poliwag be cured?

Manaphy: It should wear off in 24 hours just as long as he doesn't feed the disease. [pulls up a chart with a fish on it] That means no fish of any kind. If Poliwag ingests so much as a single sardine, he'll be like this, forever.

Poliwag: [he launches at the chart] FISH!

Tso Lan: Or, at least until we can find a more faster way.

Horsea, slyly, puts the sardines in front of Poliwag's face and pulls it away, when he tries to get it.

Poliwag: (Manaphy and Poromon hold him back) FISH! (Horsea does it again) FISH! (Horsea does it again) FISH! (Horsea does it again) FISH!

Poromon: Stop that!

Manaphy: Well, on the bright side, maybe this will teach Poliwag not to overindulge in so much brined herring. [chuckles]

Poromon: Wait, didn't you eat as much as he did?

Manaphy's right eye moves away then back to normal before showing he's been affected by the disease.

Manaphy: Why, yes I...dooby-dooby-did! FISH!

Manaphy lunges at Horsea, but Horesa pushes her away. Poromon keeps the two mascots away from the fish, slapping them repeatedly.

Poromon: Looks like we're on psycho patrol, Horsea. No fish for these two for the next 24 hours.

Nico: Good luck with that.

Eli: Yeah we got to hold out till then.

Caleb: Or at least until we can find a more faster solution

Horsea: [suspicious] Uhh, what about you?

Poromon: [confidently; still slapping] Luckily, my iron-clad constitution has made me immune to this Pisces Dementia.

Horesa: I highly doubt you have that

Poromon: Seriously, I do [Horsea stares at him again] No effect. [Horsea gives one serious look] Iron-clad constitution.

Horsea smiles, thinking that it should be all right. Unfortunately, Horsea panics as she stops hearing Poromon slapping Poliwag and Manaphy.

Horsea: (in realization) Oh no!

She stares at Poromon, seeing that he was affected by the disease like Poliwag and Manaphy.

Poromon: FIIIISH!

Horsea: AHHH!

Horsea quickly eats the sardines and is chased around the Estate by the three fish-craving mascots. She blocks the fridge.

Horsea: NO! No fish!

Nico: Oh no! This is terrible!

Ed Edd N Eddy Sarah: Alright, guys. Feeding time!

The fish-craving macots: [pause for a while before charging up the ladder] FIIIISH!

They went outside, babbling. Horsea goes out as well. Jimmy tosses the fish.

Jimmy: Eat up. There's plenty for everyone!

The crazy mascots try to get the fish, but Horsea eats all the fish before they could. Jimmy throws more fish and Horsea catches them as well.

Sarah: Hey, Horsea! Don't be greedy. Save some for the others! (tosses more fish)

Horsea: NO!

Horsea shoots Bubblebeam attacks at the fish, making them fly in different directions.

Jirachi: (catches the first fish) Whoa!

Tentacool: (catches the second fish) Free fish!

The third fish hits the still tied up Flip in the ass, making him scream in pain.

Maria: (Hears this) I hope that hurt, cheapskate!

Jimmy: What's gotten into you, Horsea? Why are you being selfish?

Horsea: I'm not being selfish!

May: We have to keep Poromon, Manaphy, and Poliwag away from any fish for the next 24 hours!

Then me and a girl with brown hair and pink clothes and green eyes came.

Me: What in the world is going on here?

Nico: The Mascots are having a case of Bacterial Pisces Dementia.

Me: Oh man! They must've eaten rotten fish on that shipwreck they found.

Nico: That could be. Who is this with you?

Me: Oh everyone meet Jennifer Tennyson.

Jen Tennyson: But call me Jen. I'm Ben Tennyson's little sister by 12 minutes. Me and Ben are twins.

Nico: Awesome to meet you.

Eli: We didn't know Ben had a sister.

Me: I met her when I was over at the mall looking for some lunch.

Eli: Cool!

Jen Tennyson: But it's awesome to meet you all. I heard so much about you all. Have you seen Ben?

Eli: He should be back in a few minutes. He was out fighting crime.

Then Ben flew back as Jetray and he reverted back.

Ben: Sorry about that guys. (GASP) Jen! Is that really you!?

Jen Tennyson: Ben! Wow!

They went and hugged for the first time in a long time.

Jen Tennyson: I missed you so much bro.

Ben: I missed you too sis.

Me: I'm so happy you have your sister back with you Ben.

Ben: Me too J.D.

Delivery truck man: (to Iron Man outside) Yo, Mr. Stark. Where do you want this truck of fresh cod fillets?

Horsea: Oh, no.

The fish craving mascots: FISH!

Poromon, Manaphy, and Poliwag escape to the estate entrance. They tried to go crazy for the fish truck after the Delivery Man puts down his newspaper.

Poromon, Manaphy, and Poliwag: FISH!

The 3 mascots attempted to break the glass.

Me: RUN MAN!

Poromon: Fish! Fish! Haha! Fish! (he bangs the glass with his beak)

Truck Delivery Man: This ain't happenin'! This ain't happenin'!

The Truck Delivery Man drives away with the 3 mascots still on the truck.

Horsea: (to Jen Tennyson) Quick. If you have a Jetray form, use it to carry me. We have to catch up to that truck!

Jen Tennyson: I got more than that!

SHE WENT ULTIMATE JEN!

Jen Tennyson: JETRAY!

She picked up Horsea and flew with her.

Me: COOL!

Nico: Lets follow her!

We flew with her and Young Ben spread his Blazewing Wings.

Jen Tennyson: Wow! So you're the young version of Ben that has the Blazewing Power.

Young Ben: I sure am.

Jen Tennyson: That is awesome.

Cliffjumper: (transforms to vehicle mode) I'll catch up to you guys! (drives after us)

The Truck Delivery Man drives around Gotham Royal York while the 3 mascots were still craving fish. The truck almost hits a taxi but misses.

Poromon: FISH...!

Truck Delivery Man: UGH!

He turns on the wipers while the 3 mascots hang on it. While Horsea tries to approach the other mascots, Jen Tennyson kept a firm grip on her to keep her from falling off. Horsea looks through the window and tries to tell the truck delivery man to pull the truck over.

Horsea: Hey! Pull the car over!

The Truck Delivery man screams at the sight of Horsea and loses control of the truck begins as it starts driving in random directions when the police car starts to chase it. The 3 mascots fly off the truck. Jen Tennyson got startled and accidentally dropped Horsea, who went flying with her fellow mascots into a factory.

But it was a FISH CANNERY FACTORY!

Me: Oh no!

Qin: Not good!

The mascots land inside of a factory against some boxes and the mascots fall down, and Horsea comes out of the top of a box.

Horesea: [tired] No... fish...

Factory Worker: Alright people! That tuna ain't gonna can itself!

A siren sounds and the camera shows a conveyor belt full of fish starting up.

Horsea: [rubs her eyes in shock] Are you fucking kidding me?!

UH OH!

The craving mascots try to get past Horsea, who holds them back.

Craving Mascots: FISH! FISH! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!

Horsea: NO!

Kickback: (sighs) I've had enough of this. Someone please end this now.

We flew in.

Jen Tennyson: I got this.

She then fired waves of pink Mana energy and they wrapped around the mascots and tied them up and she caught them.

Horsea: COOL!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Wow! Jen you're part Anodite too?

Jen Tennyson: I sure am. My powers as an Anodite are much stronger than that of Gwen's.

Me: Wow!

Jen Tennyson: But don't worry I'm not powerhungry or rebellious like cousin Sunny was.

Me: Good.

Nico; That was awesome though.

Me: It sure was. Wow!

Nico: Please tell me you know a spell to turn the mascots except Horsea back to normal!

Jen Tennyson: I sure do. HEALRA AMBIDORA!

She used a powerful magic spell and it healed the Mascots minus Horsea and they were back to normal.

Poromon: (Groans) What hit me? I have got the worst headache.

Me: Well it's a really ugly story.

Jen Tennyson: Yeah you guys went bonkers with Contaminated Fish Madness Disease.

Me: Yeah.

Poliwag: (Groans) Man that explains why my mouth tastes like fish.

Manaphy: Mine too.

Me: So Jen how many aliens have you mastered?

Jen Tennyson: I've mastered 53,231 Aliens and I even mastered all the secrets of the Omnitrix back when I was 10 as well as unlocked my Anodite Powers when I was 11.

Nico: Wow! You have progressed into a massively powerful force of nature.

Lola: Yeah that is amazing!

We arrived back at the estate and gave the mascots some ice for their heads.

Poromon: Thanks guys. Sorry we did all that.

Me: It's all right Poromon.

May: The important thing is that Jen here helped you out.

Drill Man: Nico, which teams have you done this time?

Nico: Jessica's team will include Mulan, Maiden of The Aqua, Maiden of The Moonlight, The Agent of Creation - Venus, and Reggie MacKenzie and Splendid Venus. Ilana's team will include Ets, Juleka, Chloe, Alya, and the Jessica

who's a Miraculous user.

Me: Wow! That is cool!

Xenia: It sure is!

Maiden of The Aqua: And I'm honored to be included in a team with Jessica.

Jaden Yuki: Reggie will love that. We haven't met her yet though.

Me: Well someday we will.

Fayra Halinora: I am truly honored to have Splendid Venus in a team with Jessica.

Nico: Awesome.

Xenia: Yeah.

Then Riddler, Eris, Weather Wizard, Xaldin, Iron Lung, Mercurymon, Comic Book Guy, Avalanche, Marluxia, Black Knight Ghost, Lego Bane, Queen Jellyfish, Heart, Laughing Ghosts, Madame Snake, Frankenstein, Buzz Buzzard, Skeleton Men, Wolfman, and Two Face appeared.

Mercurymon: Can me, Riddler, Eris, Weather Wizard, Xaldin, Iron Lung, Comic Book Guy, Avalanche, Marluxia, and Black Knight Ghost go with you guys?

Frankenstein: Me, Lego Bane, Queen Jellyfish, Heart, Laughing Ghosts, Madame Snake, Buzz Buzzard, Skeleton Men, Wolfman, and Two Face will come too.

Nico: Yes you guys all can come with. We're going to the 4th Thanksgiving System Planet.

Me: Yep.

Drakus: I hope it's cranberry sauce next.

Camie: Sour and cool.

Lola: Yep.

Yondu: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: One for Emperor Sem next.

Me: Ooh! That one is going to be demonic.

Qin: It sure will.

Nico: Yeah.

Xenia: This is gonna be a good one.

Me: Hopefully this rescue will be better than the one we had this morning.

Eli: Yeah that was pathetic.

Nico: It was.

Riddler: Riddle me this: which villain do you think we'll fight this time?

Queen Jellyfish: We'll just have to see when we get there.

King Kai: (Telepathically) Nico, can you hear me?

Nico: Yeah, King Kai, what's up?

King Kai: (Telepathically) I've got some really bad news: Chong's come back from the dead and he wants revenge on you guys for ruining his attempt to get revenge on Benson, and even worse, he was brought back by Adrastea Chernabog.

We gasped.

Mordecai: What?!

Benson: (Sighs) I should've seen this coming, Chong doesn't even know when to quit.

Me: No he sure doesn't!

Sandra Emperyous: And even worse, it was at the hands of Adrastea Chernabog, the leader of The Chernabog Sisters. When Selene and Lincoln get after her, she's going to pay for what she did in bringing Chong back with her own blood.

Camie: Who is Chong?

Me: An enemy of Benson. And you would hate this monster with a vengeance.

I went over his history.


Chong is a minor antagonist in the Cartoon Network series Regular Show, serving as the main antagonist in the episode "Stick Hockey". He was voiced by Sam Marin.

Chong's personality is based on that of Chong Li in the film Bloodsport, and is similar to that of Tong Po in the film Kickboxer.

Biography

Chong is a barbaric and ruthless stick hockey champion and Benson's archrival. Their rivalry stems from ten years before "Stick Hockey", when Chong decapitated Benson's apprentice and best friend Dave so that he could not beat him in a stick hockey match.

In "Stick Hockey", a battered and bruised Mordecai and Rigby play against Chong in a stick hockey contest and are losing. When it seems like all is over for Mordecai and Rigby, Benson enters the arena to save the two and settle a score with Chong. Replacing Mordecai and Rigby, Benson plays the final match against Chong, on a tilting platform over a pit of flames. Chong even creates mirror images of himself, overwhelming Benson, but is ultimately defeated.

Chong later makes a cameo in "The Thanksgiving Special", in which he is one of the many backup singers at a Thanksgiving song contest.


When I was finished everyone was shocked and horrified!

Camie: What a ruthless fiend!

Lola: Yeah no kidding!

Sailor Moon: (Growls) Along with that monster, Chong, he's going to pay for this!

We felt something within Sailor Moon growing, and we knew what it was.

Nico: Oh, no way, Sailor Moon's going to transform, this should be good.

Me: Yeah, you got that right.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye and the red iris of Lynn's Third Eye of The Buddha glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was: the figure was none other than the fourth eldest sibling of the Chernabog Sisters, Mara Chernabog, and she's major-leagued pissed off that we took down Dr. Wily and the massive army of bounty hunters Trina Riffins and Amy hired and ruined her fun, and now, she's coming here to get her revenge on us, and even worse, she's bringing the rest of her sisters with her. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, Lynn, is someone else coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and as we guessed it: the dark energy signal we sensed belonged to the fourth eldest sibling of the Chernabog Sisters, Mara Chernabog, and she's major-leagued pissed off that we took down Dr. Wily and the massive army of bounty hunters Trina Riffins and Amy hired and ruined her fun.

Lynn: And now, she's coming here to get her revenge on us, and even worse, she's bringing the rest of her sisters with her.

Me: Sheesh, but this is expected.

Lori: This is something we'll have to deal with until they've been killed one by one, and only Adrastea Chernabog is left.

Rachel Emperyous: Yeah, and I should've known Jezebeth would get the rest of her sisters involved, she really is a sore loser.

Lincoln: A sore loser who's about to have her demonic wings ripped out of her back for all of the evil things she and the rest of them have done.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: What a demonic bitch.

Lincoln: Better get the special traps set up for when Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, and Lillith Chernabog show up, along with Mara Chernabog, Selene.

Selene Emperyous: We're already on that, Linky.

Nico: And they'll also not only be deterred and restrained again, but they'll also get to watch as Sandra and Lincoln destroy another one of their sisters. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to another awesome Thanksgiving food planet, and we got word that Chong's back for revenge, and he's waiting for us there.

Lincoln: That monster's not going to get away for everything he did, especially to Benson, and once we get through with getting rid of Chong, you're next, Mara Chernabog, and you're going to get a nasty scar on your face for bringing Chong back, Adrastea Chernabog.

Nico: Lets head out.

We went to the ship and we were off.


The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.

Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7068.4: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to the 4th Thanksgiving Planet and we're going there to face Chong who is back from the dead to get revenge on Benson and us for killing him in the past. Our mission is to kill him and banish him to the Black Gates.

Horsea: It's a good thing I didn't eat that herring after all!

Retrax: And all because that last herring slipped out of your grasp.

Horsea: Thank goodness.

Qin: Yeah no kidding.

Jen Tennyson: But it's awesome that I'm going to be part of the team.

Sunny Tennyson: We're so honored to have you with us cousin.

Gwen Tennyson: Same here cousin.

Jen Tennyson: It's so awesome.

Nico: It sure is.

Lola: Yeah.

Trent: I hope the delivery truck man is okay though.

Nico: Me too.

Qin: Yeah.

Lola: Yeah no kidding.

Xenia: Same here. Poor fella.

Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination

Iron Lung: We're coming up to the planet right now.

Buzz Buzzard: I wonder what it is.

Nico: On screen.

We saw that we were at a dark red planet.

Nico: Ooh this planet looks cool.

We engaged the landing and when we landed we got out and we saw that it was a planet made entirely out of cranberry sauce and juice!

Me: WHOA! A planet made of Cranberry Sauce and Juice!

Lola: Wow!

Eli: What a planet!

Jen Tennyson: This is amazing!

Sea Clamp: Is anyone allergic to Cranberry?

Me: Not sure.

Qin: I don't know.

Laney: I don't think so.

Xenia: I don't know myself.

Lola: Me neither.

Camie: I don't know about that.

Laney: But I got plenty of epinephrine shots for cranberries.

Nico: Awesome.

Comic Book Guy: Best. Planet. Ever.

Wolfman: Let's dig in!

We got to eating some cranberries and man were they both sour and good.

Me: (PUCKERS UP)

Nico: Man these are sour. (PUCKERS UP)

Lola: They are good though.

Camie: They sure are.

Lola and Camie ate some and their faces puckered up.

Ace: You guys okay?

We blubbered.

Me: Whew. Yeah just puckered up due to the sourness.

Laney: Cranberries are sour.

Xenia: They sure are.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: Yeah they sure are sour.

Two Face: I see

Poromon: These are yummy though!

Marluxia: (chuckles) I thought you guys were sending your taste buds into retirement.

Manaphy: That was before we found out the truth about the Herring.

Nico: Yeah.

Billy: You know what I like about cranberries?

Mandy: If you say picking your nose with them I will kill you.

Billy: Picking my nose with them!

Mandy: (GROWLS)

Me: Wait Mandy. Allow me.

POW!

I punched Billy hard and sent him crashing into a dog cage in the ship.

Me: There.

Mandy: Thanks J.D.

Me: No problem.

Leslie: (to Jen Tennyson) FYI, Ben actually adopted me back in 2018.

Jen Tennyson: I've heard all about that. Ben and Grandpa Max have been sending me postcards and pictures of all your awesome adventures.

Leslie: Cool. Glad to see you got them. What city did you live in?

Jen Tennyson: I lived in Augusta, Maine.

Skeleton Man 1: Albedo joined us too.

Black Knight Ghost: He's been a big help on recent rescues.

Jen Tennyson: That's what I was hearing. I remember that Albedo tried to kill Ben several times.

Nico: Yeah that was before.

Jen Tennyson: The Team Buktu fiasco. That was awful. I didn't buy that garbage Tim Buktu and Evil Sasuke and Scott all said.

Xenia: That's good.

Lincoln: Yeah thank goodness for that.

Lola: Scott deserved to be destroyed too.

Sonata Dusk: The worst part is that they acted like it was a crime for us to go on the Ridonculous Race. But it wasn't!

Me: Yeah no kidding.

Jen Tennyson: Like I said, I didn't buy any of that garbage for a second.

Qin: Good.

Jen Tennyson: Awesome. Also what is wrong with Billy?

Me: He is a brainless idiot. He was born with no brain at all.

Nico: Yeah. Billy and J.D. hate each other even though they don't show it very much.

Qin: Yeah.

Laughing Ghost 1: But despite that, Billy's still a good member of the team and a good friend.

Avalanche: Even if it doesn't always seem like it.

Nico: Yeah. But at least Billy learns. I hope.

Qin: Knowing Billy, he probably never will.

Nico: Last year, I had to kill Old Lady Munson just to save Billy.

Batch: We know that. Why are you bringing that up?

Nico: I told Billy not to make me regret saving him. You think I should regret saving him right now?

Me: No. But please don't bring that up.

Nico: Sorry.

Camie: No worries.

Himiko: But at least that repulsive old lady had it coming.

Nico: No kidding.

Xaldin: Okay. We should probably look for Chong.

Madame Snake: He shouldn't be far.

Eli: No he isn't. He's over that hill 30 klicks to the north.

Me: At least we won't have to go far.

Qin: Nope.

Nico: Lets head out.

Jen Tennyson: This is gonna be good.

Trolling Thunder: Entrance time!

Nico: Lets do it.

We went over to the hill and standing in the center of a clearing while punching a berry rock was CHONG!

Me: Target sighted.

We went at him.

Chong was really pissed and then the spirits of the Dragons of Elemental Crotchkickings appeared and they smashed and pulverized and burned his crotch all over and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted out above him and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.

Me: Chong it's time to kick your fucking ass!

Qin: Yeah you jerk!

Chong: YOU! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MADE A FOOL OF ME!

Eli: And we show no remorse for it!

Lego Bane: We will see who is the strongest man!

Billy: Wait! Chong, I want to join you! I'm tired of J.D. and the others calling me stupid. I want to show them that I'm not!

Eris: We knew you weren't that smart but we didn't expect you to pull this!

Lincoln: (to Avalanche and Skeleton Men) Still think you were right about Billy, guys?!

Chong: That's the spirit, boy! And now-

Billy: But before we kill them, I need you to drink this to increase your strength. (gives him drink)

Chong: (shrugs) Well, if it's to kill these meddling heroes, why not?

Chong drank it and was about to attack us when he suddenly felt pain in his body.

Chong: What did you do?!

Billy: (laughs) I gave you poison from Tentacool's Poison Sting that's slowly hurting you!

Tentacool: Me and Billy made it while Poromon, Poliwag, and Manaphy were going nuts earlier.

Chong: You tricked me!

Me: Very clever Billy.

Billy: (to Nico) I hope this makes up for my previous incident.

Nico: Actually, it does.

Mandy: Wow. That's very impressive.

Grim: (Jamaican Accent) I didn't think Billy was capable of doing that mon.

Me: Me neither.

But then Robo Blaze, Whiger, Griffin, Beetle, Whiplash, Drakkon, Vulture, Firepower, Eccentro, Absorbing Man, Yost Living Laser, Pericles, Ozzie Ostrich, Mummy of Anhk-Ha, Buff Frog, Knight Knight, Camie Chameleon, Evil Pharaoh Man, Snow Ghost, and Lego Poison Ivy appeared.

Nico: Robo Blaze, Whiger, Griffin, Beetle, Whiplash, Drakkon, Vulture, Firepower, Eccentro, Absorbing Man, Yost Living Laser, Pericles, Ozzie Ostrich, Mummy of Anhk-Ha, Buff Frog, Knight Knight, Camie Chameleon, Evil Pharaoh Man, Snow Ghost, and Lego Poison Ivy.

Jen Tennyson: Wow! So these are more of the M.O.E.

Me: Yep. Guys meet Ben's sister Jen Tennyson.

Robo Blaze: (to Jen Tennyson) It's really nice to meet you.

Jen Tennyson: Same here.

Whiger: You'll have to tell us more about your powers in the future.

Griffin: You'll be a great help to what we have planned in a few days.

Beetle: (to Nico) We heard the other versions of the Vengeance Express Kids attacked again.

Nico: Yeah we sure did.

Whiplash: Did they really not put up a fight?

Me: No they didn't because they were fighting each other.

Qin: It was funny and stupid.

Me: Yeah.

Then Imperious appeared.

Me: Imperious.

Imperious: Geez, it really has been a while since I had my turn, hasn't it?

Me: Boy you're not kidding. Awesome you're back for round 2.

Qin: Yeah.


Sora, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Eli Shane and friends, Drill Man and Blade Man VS Robo Blaze - Nico's Rescue


Robo-Blaze was first.

Robo Blaze: (to Sora) Nico's rescue involved the Vengeance Express Kids attacking again. I swear to you they're not ours!

Sora: I know. But those kids just won't take a hint.

Princess Celestia: Yeah no kidding. They are an absolute nuisance and they want nothing more than to kill the Ed's.

King Solar: Those kids have a thirst for blood as big as Dracula's.

Solar Eclipsa: Yeah no kidding.

Amber Morning: Yeah those kids are either stupid or just bloodcrazed.

Spotlight: Yeah no kidding.

Eli Shane: Yeah I agree there.

Robo-Blaze: Those kids are REALLY obsessed with vengeance. Lets do it!

Sora summoned Solar and merged Hermos with Key Mace and it formed into THE KEY MACE WAR CLUB! They fired waves of light and smashed him down.


Dante Vale, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Swat Kats, Yondu and Nebula VS Whiger - Battling Another Ultimate Goop


Whiger was next.

Whiger: (to Dante) Nico, Silverstream, and the others did good Battling Another Ultimate Goop. I bet that one was slimy!

Dante Vale: Oh she was! But believe it or not she helped everyone out and battled the Vengeance Express 6.

Fluttershy: Yeah those kids are very dangerous.

Tornado Bolt: Those kids are dangerous! They want nothing more than to mount the Ed's heads on pikes just for living.

Stealth Elf: Yeah what a bunch of moronic neanderthals.

T-Bone: Yeah no kidding. They need to be reigned in or else.

Razor: I agree there.

Whiger: Boy same here. Lets do it!

Dante summoned Dark Dryad and merged Hermos with Flame Tiger and it formed into THE FIRE TIGER FANGSWORD! They fired waves of fire, leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed him down.


Jimmy Neutron, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Tarzan, Jane, Terk, Cicadacon and Retrax VS Johnny Horton A.K.A. Griffin (Marvel) - Lincoln's Rescue


Griffin was next.

Griffin: (to Jimmy) Lincoln's Rescue involved fighting Dr. Wily. Personally, you're much more smarter then him!

Jimmy Neutron: Never have been one to gloat but I do have a much better and amazing superior intelligence than him.

Starlight Glimmer: What Dr. Wily did shows that he is completely obsessed with world domination and power.

Cozy Glow: Just like how I was before. But on a vastly grand scale.

Hex: That is awful and insane.

Tarzan: It sure is.

Jane: (British Accent) I know. I don't like that guy.

Terk: No one does.

Cicadacon: Yeah he is now in prison where he belongs.

Retrax: Good riddance.

Griffin: I'll say. Lets do it!

Cicadacon: I am glad he is in prison. Cicadacon, TERRORIZE!

He transformed!

Retrax: He can rot in oblivion for all I care. Retrax, TERRORIZE!

He transformed too!

Jimmy summoned Jericho and merged Hermos with Tainted Wisdom and it formed into THE SWORD OF ROTTEN BRAINS! They fired waves of bones, magic, stars, lightning, skulls and disgusting brains and smashed him down.


Connor McKnight, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Kabuto Kamen Riders, Leanbow and Trent VS Beetle - Meeting an Assault Blackwing - Onimaru the Divine Thunder Gene-Slammer


Beetle was next.

Beetle: (to Connor) I heard you guys met an Assault Blackwing - Onimaru the Divine Thunder Gene-Slammer. What's her name?

Connor: Her name is Yuriko Kaminaritsubara and she's from Japan and she is a really awesome and very beautiful one. She is also Hana Uzuki's cousin.

Sunset Shimmer: She is really hot too.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah what a fox. And her story is cool too.

FLASHBACK

Yuriko Kaminaritsubara: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Yuriko, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Yuriko Kaminaritsubara: (Japanese Accent) That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much bigger you've gotten in muscle mass.

Nico: You got that right. So, Yuriko, what's the story on how you and Lincoln pummeled Hawk, Hank, Pablo, and Anderson?

Yuriko Kaminaritsubara: (Japanese Accent) That's a story I still remembered. One day, Lincoln and I were heading back to The Loud House after doing some workouts at the gym. But, then, we heard four angry yells in the air and we saw who it was coming after us: it was Hawk, Hank, Pablo, and Anderson and they were really really pissed, we also saw they had knives in their hands and they had murder in their empty skulls. But, Lincoln and I both took them down and we broke their arms, legs, noses, teeth, and even smashed their crotches and left them with black eyes. We called the cops on them and Hawk, Hank, Pablo, and Anderson were sent back to prison, but Hawk and Hank also got yet another Life Sentence added to their original sentence, and the same went with Pablo and Anderson.

We cheered wildly.

Nico: Oh man, now I remembered, and you guys really beat them all down.

Lincoln: We weren't going to let those jerks get away with it, not after all the bad stuff they've done in the past, and since they were too hard-headed, we had no choice but to resort to beating them up badly.

Me: I still remember that day all too well, and the blood from where you guys broke their noses was left on the sidewalk and on the pavement, yeesh.

Lincoln: We did hit them on the noses really hard and broke them, J.D.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Beetle: Wow! She and Lincoln really did a number on them!

Sunburn: No kidding. But it was all awesome.

Soji: I'll say. That was so cool.

Beetle: Boy no kidding. That is awesome. Lets do it!

Connor summoned Ignatius and merged Hermos with Cyber Dinosaur! It formed into THE TECHNO TYRANNOSAURUS BROADSWORD! They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Devon Daniels, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Kamen Rider Build, Sea Clamp and Spittor VS Marco Scarlotti A.K.A. Whiplash - Halinor's Final Mission


Whiplash was next.

Whiplash: (to Devon) So, today was Halinor's Final Mission. Did you guys really go after Okular?

Devon: They sure did and it was really awesome.

Rarity: It was so amazingly fun darlings.

Sweetie Belle: We were amazed with seeing everyone have fun in that one.

Gill Grunt: Yeah and it was awesome how Ultrox used the powers of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to glue Okular's racer to the ground.

Sento: Very genius too. Marshmallows are as strong as glue.

Sea Clamp: No kidding there.

Spittor: Yeah they sure are strong when melted.

Whiplash: They sure are. Lets do it!

Sea Clamp: This is one of my favorite parts! Sea Clamp, TERRORIZE!

He transformed!

Spittor: I always love this too. Spittor, TERRORIZE!

He transformed too!

Devon summoned Undine and merged Hermos with Tribal Cheetah and he got THE CHEETAH SPEED TRIBAL LONGSWORD! They fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.


J.D. Knudson, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Samurai Jack, Ashi, Verbina, Aster, Ace and Breach VS Lord Drakkon - The Mascots finding a sunken ship full of Brined Herring


Lord Drakkon was next.

Drakkon: (to me) The Mascots found a sunken ship full of Brined Herring. Man, it's a good thing Horsea didn't get any!

Me: And it's a REALLY good thing too. That fish was really contaminated with bacteria that causes Bacterial Pisces Dementia and it caused the Mascots to go cuckoo bonkers. They were tearing the place apart for more fish. Just a few more seconds longer and the mascots would have had to be sent to the looney bin.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah the Penguins told us about this entire thing before and it was crazy.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah it was a crazy case of deja-vu!

Spyro: No kidding. But it was funny too.

Samurai Jack: The most amazing thing is that Ben's sister Jen came and helped cure them.

Ashi: We were amazed. We didn't know that Ben had a sister.

Lord Drakkon: That's cool! What's her name?

Me: Her name is Jennifer Tennyson and she likes being called Jen. She has mastery over the powers of her own Omnitrix, The Sword Ascalon and even her Anodite Powers.

Verbina: Her power is amazingly strong.

Aster: It sure is. We were amazed with how far she has come.

Lord Drakkon: Wow! That is amazing! How many aliens does she have in her Omnitrix?

Me: 53,231. All of them aliens that Shanan knows.

Lord Drakkon: Wow! That is incredible! She'll make an awesome addition to the team. Lets do it!

I summoned Jirwolf and merged Hermos with Nine-Headed Dragon and it formed into THE NINE BLADE DRAGON SWORD OF THE 9 ELEMENTS! We fired waves of energy and elements and magic and smashed him down.


Hay Lin, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Skies of Arcadia Heroes, Agony and Calypson VS Vulture - A planet made of Cranberry Sauce


Vulture was next.

Vulture: (to Hay Lin) This planet is made of Cranberry Sauce. Do you like it?

Hay Lin: It's really awesome. And this planet is also perfect for Drakus. He loves Cranberries.

Rainbow Dash: This planet is too sour for me. I don't really like cranberries that much.

Scootaloo: But this is amazing though that there is a cranberry sauce planet.

Whirlwind: I agree there and I actually like Cranberries. They are good.

Vyse: They are really good for your heart though.

Vulture: That they are. Lets do it!

Hay Lin summoned Ariel and merged Hermos with Tempest, Dragon Ruler of Storms and it formed into THE TEMPEST STORM DRAGON SWORD! They fired waves of energy and wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.


Aurico, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, G1 Transformers, Sonata Dusk and Transquito VS Jack Taggert A.K.A. Firepower - The Cranberry Sauce and juice is awesome


Firepower was next.

Firepower: (to Aurico) The Cranberry Sauce and juice is awesome. I actually tried it myself.

Aurico: Boy the juice is the most delicious part for me.

Pinkie Pie: I love all these cranberries because them make my face scrunch up.

She ate some cranberries and her face sucked itself in!

Pinkie Pie: (Spitting) See?

Maud Pie: (monotonously) I like eating mostly rocks but this planet is really cool.

Featherweight: This planet is really amazing too.

Sprocket: It sure is. I think it's so awesome.

G1 Optimus: I agree with you all there too.

Sonata Dusk: Same here. Even though I love tacos this world is really cool.

Transquito: And I may be a mosquito and drink blood but this world is really tasty.

Firepower: It sure is and Cranberries are my favorite part of Thanksgiving. Lets do it!

Transquito: It sure is amazing here. Transquito, TERRORIZE!

He transformed!

Aurico summoned Metagolem and merged Hermos with Ancient Gear Reactor Dragon and it formed into the ANCIENT GEAR CHERENKOV SWORD OF LIGHT! They fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed him down.


Linka Loud, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Peanuts, Luxord and Batch VS Eccentro - Chong is back for revenge!


Eccentro was next.

Eccentro: (to Linka) Chong is back for revenge! He'll pay for the pain he caused Benson!

Linka: You better believe he will! That monster Chong is going to rue the day he messed with us!

Applejack: Yeah that sidewinding monster is more evil and angry than Chrysalis with a toothache!

Apple Bloom: Yeah what he did makes him an absolute fiend!

Flashwing: You got that right!

Charlie Brown: Yeah no kidding there. What he did is pure evil.

Eccentro: I agree there. By the way Applejack do you harvest cranberries and Apples?

Applejack: No I just mostly do apples for me.

Eccentro: I see. Lets do it!

Linka summoned Undergolem and merged Hermos with Lightning, Dragon Ruler of Drifts and it formed into THE THUNDERSTORM DRAGON LONGSWORD OF DRIFTS! They fired waves of lightning, earth, rock, crystal, boulders and apples and smashed him down.


Marinette, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Batman, Shred Naught and Trolling Thunder VS Absorbing Man - Chong is going to get the worst buttkicking ever!


Absorbing Man was next.

Absorbing Man: (to Marinette) Chong is going to get the worst buttkicking ever! And what can I absorb around here?

Marinette: Nothing much to absorb here except for Cranberries and Cranberry juice.

Absorbing Man: You're right.

Marinette: But yeah he will get the worst buttkicking ever known to him.

Princess Luna: He most certainly will and it won't be pretty.

Moondust: No it sure won't and it will hurt big time.

Snowdrop: Yeah it sure will and it will be bad.

Gari: I'll say. It will be satisfying too.

Blackout: It sure will.

Batman: What Chong did shows that he has no honor at all.

Absorbing Man: I agree there. Lets do it!

Marinette summoned Lunar and merged Hermos with Golden Ladybug and it formed into THE GOLDEN LADYBUG FORCE SWORD! They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.


Mai Takatsukasa VS Yost Living Laser.


Yost Living Laser was next.

Yost Living Laser: I hope the Mascots are alright.

Mai Takatsukasa: They are. Don't worry.

Mai merged Hermos with Sylvan Lotuswain and it formed into THE SYLVAN STAFF OF THE LOTUS! She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Papi the Harpy VS Pericles


Pericles was next.

Pericles: (German Accent) Glad the mascots are all right.

Papi: I am too.

Papi merged Hermos with Harpie Lady and it formed into THE HARPIE TALON SWORDS! She fired waves of wind and smashed him down.


Jinx VS Ozzie Ostrich


Ozzie Ostrich was next.

Ozzie: Are you ready for this?

Jinx: Always ready.

Jinx merged Hermos with Nimble Sunfish and it formed into THE NIMBLE SUNFISH SWORD OF SPEED! She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Mokunai XI VS Mummy of Anhk-Ha


The Mummy of Anhk-Ha was next.

Mokunai XI: This will be really fun.

The Mummy groaned.

Mokunai merged Hermos with Ghosttrick Mummy and it formed into THE MUMMY WHIP LASHER! She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Kara VS Buff Frog


Buff Frog was next.

Buff Frog: This will be fun.

Kara: It always is.

Kara merged Hermos with Space Mambo and it formed into THE STELLAR SUNFISH STARSWORD! She fired waves of energy and stars and smashed him down.


Flashwing VS Knighty Knight


Knighty Knight was next.

Knighty Knight: Are thou ready?

Flashwing: Always ready.

Flashwing merged Hermos with Crystal Beast Rainbow Dragon and it formed into THE CRYSTAL RAINBOW DRAGON PRISMSWORD! She fired waves of light and energy and smashed him down.


Hex VS Camie Chameleon


Camie Chameleon was next.

Camie Chameleon: Boy Ben's sister is really amazing.

Hex: She sure is. And her mastery of over 53,000 aliens is amazing.

Hex merged Hermos with Dweller in The Depths and it formed into THE CAVE DWELLER SLASH SWORD! She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Suno VS Evil Pharaoh Man.


Evil Pharaoh Man was next.

Evil Pharaoh Man: This is always fun.

Suno: It sure is.

Suno merged Hermos with Pyramid Turtle and it formed into THE PYRAMID WARHAMMER and she fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Rosty the Jack Frost VS Snow Ghost


Snow Ghost was next.

Snow Ghost roared.

Rosty: Oh roar yourself.

She merged Hermos with Secret Guards of The Ice Barrier and it formed into an ice warhammer called THE ICE STORM WARHAMMER OF THE ICE BARRIER! She fired waves of ice and smashed him down.


Elemental Woman VS Lego Poison Ivy


Lego Poison Ivy was next.

Lego Poison Ivy: I will lash you.

Elemental Woman: Try me.

She merged Hermos with the six Elemental monsters: Element Saurus, Element Dragon, Element Doom, Element Valkyrie, Element Soldier and Element Magician and it formed into THE ELEMENTAL WARRIOR FORCE SWORD OF THE 6 ELEMENTS! She fired waves of all 6 elements and smashed her down.


Mystic Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lana, Lola, Laney, Lisa and Lily VS Imperious


Imperious was next.

Nico: This will be good.

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of brand-new hand-cannon Blasters for more members of the team, this time, it's for the Army of Light

For the Army of Light: hand-cannon Blasters named Army of Light Elemental Firestorm Fury and modelled after Mario's Lightning Shark blaster and Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury blaster, but the hand-cannon blasters' colors scheme is rainbow colors with elements on the blasters and with the symbol of the Army of Light etched on the side, and colored gems on the top of the blasters.

Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with them.

Mystic Force Rangers: LEGENDARY SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!

They went Legendary!

Xander: (Echoing) ELEMENT OF EARTH! GREEN LEGEND WARRIOR!

Vida Rocca: (Echoing) ELEMENT OF WIND! PINK LEGEND WARRIOR!

Madison Rocca: (Echoing) ELEMENT OF WATER! BLUE LEGEND WARRIOR!

Charlie Thorn: (Echoing) ELEMENT OF LIGHTNING! YELLOW LEGEND WARRIOR!

Nick Russell: (Echoing) ELEMENT OF FIRE! RED LEGEND WARRIOR!

Udonna: (Echoing) FREEZE OF ICE! WHITE LEGEND WARRIOR!

Daggeron: (Echoing) FLARE OF THE SUN! SOLARIS LEGEND WARRIOR!

Leanbow: (Echoing) BURNING HOWL OF THE WOLF HEART! WOLF LEGEND WARRIOR!

Claire the Gatekeeper: (Echoing) SHINING OF THE FULL MOON! MOON LEGEND WARRIOR!

Mystic Force Rangers: WE CALL FORTH THE POWER OF LIGHT MAGIC! MYSTIC FORCE LEGEND WARRIORS!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off from behind them!

Nico: YEAH!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers went Mystic Force too!

Nico: Lets get him!

Mystic Force Rangers: CODE 2! UNITY SPELL FORMATION!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Imperious and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Mystic Force Rangers: CHECKMATE!

Nico: Imperious you have failed this planet.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!


We regrouped.

Sailor Moon: That's it, I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity, Chong.

Suddenly, something within Sailor Moon's mind snapped as memories of what Chong did to Benson in the past came rushing into her head, her eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a white energy aura, angels, light, crescent moons, and stars surrounding her, she unholstered her Sword of The Moon from her back, and as she approached Chong, she left white energy, angels, light, stars, and crescent moons with every step.

Sailor Moon: You absolutely make me sick, Chong, you've done so many horrible and nasty things in the past, especially to what you did to Benson, and I can't forgive you for that. (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) But, I would've thought you'd never return after we destroyed you long ago when you came back and harmed Mordecai and Rigby, and for what you've done to Benson in the past..., YOU'VE CROSSED ONE LINE TOO MANY, YOU LOW-DOWN, VIOLENT, SADISTIC, EVIL, BLACK-HEARTED, MURDEROUS PIECE OF SHIT, AND NOW, I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU NEVER EVER RETURN AGAIN TO HURT BENSON AND OUR FRIENDS FROM THE PARK!

We gasped at the extent of the fury coming from Sailor Moon.

Lincoln: Uh oh, Serena's snapped big time!

Nico: More like she's exploded, and this also reached Adrastea Chernabog since she was the one who resurrected Chong in the first place.

Eli: HIT THE DECK!

We took cover as Sailor Moon screamed like a madwoman and then…

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

There was a massive explosion of energy and power and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of white energy with light and stars surrounding the vortex, there are angels and a cat flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with a gold crescent moon above its head. Then, as the vortex faded, Sailor Moon emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Sailor Moon grew from 5'11" to 7'4" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has pink highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair tied in pigtails, she has neon purple eyes and a white energy aura, angels, light, crescent moons, and stars surrounding her, she has a cat with The Crescent Moon emblazoned on her forehead, she has on cat earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Moon and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with pink gems in the gold crescent moon links and pink crystal links and a pink angel-shaped Element of Harmony in the center and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a cat with pink gems for eyes and holding the Moon and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant, she has on a short-sleeved white blouse, blue short-sleeved shirt with the crescent moon and stars on it, long dark blue skirt with stars on it, white stockings, pink knee-high high heels, and a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with moons and stars on the coattails and on the back is an angel with the crescent moon above its head. Suddenly, Sailor Moon felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive white angel wings grew larger for her new body, and the large white feathers have gold tips on them. She has on a Ring of The Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger.

Suddenly, Sailor Moon's massive Sword of The Moon and all the swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of white energy, crescent moons, light, stars, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sailor Moon's Eternal Love Angel Mage's Staff of Moonlight Justice, it's a brand-new Mage's Staff measuring at 8'1" in length with a large pink globe mounted on top of four white dove heads with pink gems for eyes, large pink gem surrounded by a white ring and a white dragon coiled around one end of the long handle and on the other end is a pink gem and below it are four smaller white dove heads below a large gold crescent-shaped weight and large pink gem on it, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold angel head with pink gems for eyes and large pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the angel that said, "Serena Tsukino Also Known As Sailor Moon, Sailor Guardian of Love and Justice, Leader of The Sailor Scouts, Loving Daughter of Ikuko and Kenji Tsukino, Loving Older Sister of Sammy Tsukino, Loving Future Wife of Naruto Uzumaki, Destroyer of Queen Beryl and The Moon Kingdom's Villains and Enemies, Reincarnation of Princess Serenity, Friend of Molly, Amy, Amara, Hotaru, Lida, Galaxia, Rei, Mina, Trista, Michelle, and Yulia, Archenemy of the Phantom Puppeteer, and Master of Light, Stars, Moonlight, and Angels"

セーラームーンとしても知られる月野セレナ、愛と正義のセーラーガーディアン、セーラースカウトのリーダー、月野郁子とケンジの愛する娘、月野サミーの愛する姉、うずまきナルトの愛する未来の妻、ベリル女王と月の破壊者キングダムのヴィランとエネミー、プリンセス・セレニティの転生、モリーの友、エイミー、アマーラ、ホタル、リダ、ギャラクシア、レイ、ミナ、トリスタ、ミシェル、ユリア、幻の操り人形師の宿敵、そしてマスターオブライト、スターズ、ムーンライト、と天使

Sailor Moon has transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA HOLY CELESTIAL MOON STARLIGHT SAILOR ANGEL OF DIVINE HOLY CELSTIAL MOONLIGHT JUSTICE AND DIVINE MOONLIGHT STAR LOVE!

We were amazed by Sailor Moon's Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, but when Chong saw it, he went ballistic and went after her to kill her, but Sailor Moon fired a powerful white energy blast with crescent moons, stars, light, and angels at Chong, and it exploded with incredible power and he was sent flying into a river of cranberry sauce, he was drenched and he was pissed off incredibly.

Sailor Mars: Whoa! Serena's transformed, awesome!

Me: You mess with the Princess of the Moon Kingdom and it will be your last day alive.

Sailor Moon: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Holy Celestial Eternal Sailor Moon Angel and Divine Holy Celestial Moonlight Love) There's a lot more where that came from, Chong, hope you've said your prayers.

Nico: 'Cause we're going to make you suffer for everything that you've done, you piece of shit!

Lincoln: Get ready to say your goodbye to your little plaything, Adrastea Chernabog, because you've just pissed us off for the last time!

Troy: Even with him poisoned, he's still dangerous!

Tsukasa: Not for long!

Me: Soon he will be dead and given the Black Gates!

Kamen Ride: Red 1!

Kamen Ride: Red Falcon!

Kamen Ride: Yellow Lion!

Kamen Ride: Blue Dolphin!

Kamen Ride: Black Bison!

Kamen Ride: Green Sai!

Tsukasa turned into Red Bioman and Daiki summoned clones of the Jetman rangers.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! IN SPACE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the In Space Rangers.

All of us pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.

All of us: (TURNS DIALS) BURNING SUPER SENTAI POWER!

We summoned all the rangers and riders!

Nico: Lets get him!

Maxxor: By the authority of the Tribal alliance, we're taking you down by force!

Me: And it's going to hurt! REAL BAD!

We went at him and pulverized, smashed and bashed him all over the place!

Pyrithion, Rothar, and Maxxor blasted and smashed him into dust.

Kickback, Cliffjumper, Caleb and Tso Lan used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Cliffjumper's Glass Gas, Kickback's Sub Machine Gun and Tso Lan and Caleb's powers 100-fold.

Tso Lan and Kickback: MOONLIGHT MACHINE GUN BLAST!

Caleb and Cliffjumper: MERIDIAN GLASS GAS STORM!

TECHNO RIDDLE LAUGHTER and Riddler: TECHNO RIDDLE SHOOTER!

CHAOTIC LIGHT HUMOR and Eris: CHAOTIC LIGHT APPLE STORM!

HURRICANE THUNDERSTRIKE and Weather Wizard: HURRICANE WEATHER STORM!

JUNGLE LIFE KINDNESS and Xaldin: JUNGLE LIFE WINDSTORM!

COUNTRY LUNG OF THE EARTH FLAME and Iron Lung: COUNTRY WIND DUST STORM!

METAL MAGIC FORCE BLAST and Mercurymon: MERCURY METAL MAGIC BLAST!

FLOWERS OF COMIC FIRE and Comic Book Guy: FLOWER COMIC FIRESTORM!

UNDEAD AVALANCHE FORCE TEAM and Avalanche: UNDEAD AVALANCHE SKULLSMASH STORM!

MAELSTROM WATER JEWEL FORCE and Marluxia: FLOWERS OF WATER WRATH!

SMASHING DARKNESS MOON FORCE and Black Knight Ghost: GHOSTS OF DARKNESS MOON!

ARCTIC OCEAN JELLYFISH SQUISHERS and Queen Jellyfish: JELLYFISH ARCTIC ZAP!

SNAKES OF MAYHEM and Madame Snake: SNAKE FANG MAYHEM STRIKE!

STARS OF FURY and Lego Bane: STAR STORM OF DOOM!

TAMARAN FURY MEGAFORCE and Heart: TAMARAN HEART BLAST!

DEMON SORCERESS OF THE WATER MAELSTROM and Laughing Ghosts: LAUGHING WATER DELUGE!

SNOWFALL FORCE BLAST! and Frankenstein: LIGHTNING SNOWFALL BLAST!

WOODPECKER NUT BUSTERS and Buzz Buzzard: WOODPECKER NUT BARRAGE!

NINJAS OF CROTCHKICKING FURY and Skeleton Men: NINJAS OF CROTCHKICKING MAYHEM BLAST!

WOLF OF MAYHEM and Wolfman: WOLF MAYHEM FORCE BLAST!

STARS OF BLUE FORCE and Two Face: STARS OF BLUE LIGHTNING BLAST!

Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Nyx Midnight, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!

Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Sunray, Wild Apple-Joe, Dagger Blade, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: FIRESTORM OF FORGIVENESS!

Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING OF LOYALTY!

Applejack, Apple Bloom, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY!

Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Rose, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: JEWEL STORM OF GENEROSITY!

Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: GEARS OF TECH LAUGHTER!

Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!

Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: SKULL STORM OF EMPATHY!

Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Blazing Falcon, Amazone, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Alt. Chrysalis and Light Skylanders: SUNLIGHT FURY STORM!

Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Selena Raven, Gilbert-Iago the Gargoyle, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven and Dark Skylanders: MOONLIGHT DARK BLAST!

They fired waces of energy and elements.

Wildberry Princess, Applejack, Cherry Jubilee, Lola, Lana, Laney and me: FRUITS OF DEATH FURY!

We fired waves of fruit and energy.

Lincoln: BERRY ELEMENT STYLE: CRANBERRY!

Jessica Kaios: BERRY FIRE STYLE: STRAWBERRY!

Yuna Kamihara: BERRY WATER STYLE: BLUEBERRY!

Toph: BERRY EARTH STYLE: RASPBERRY!

Makoto Nanaya: BERRY WIND STYLE: BLACKBERRY!

Sari Sumdac: BERRY LIGHTNING STYLE: BOYSENBERRY!

Jessica Shannon: BERRY STING STYLE: LINGONBERRY!

Peni Parker: BERRY WEB STYLE: ELDERBERRY!

Kyoko: BERRY LIGHTNING STYLE: HUCKLEBERRY!

Misako: BERRY LAVA STYLE: GOJI BERRY!

Princess Allura (VLD): BERRY LIGHT STYLE: BLACK MULBERRY!

Bayonetta: (British Accent) BERRY DARK STYLE: BLACK CURRANT!

Julie Makimoto: BERRY LAVA STYLE: GOOSEBERRY!

Nanami Simpson: BERRY WATER STYLE: AÇAI BERRY!

Ruby Rose: BERRY ROSE STYLE: SALMONBERRY!

Weiss Schnee: BERRY ICE STYLE: JUNEBERRY!

Blake Belladonna: BERRY DARK STYLE: CLOUDBERRY!

Yang Xiao Long: BERRY FIRE STYLE: DEWBERRY!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said Berries!

Lincoln and His Harem: BERRY FINAL SMASH: MEGA BERRY SAUCE AVALANCHE!

They fired a massive avalanche of various berry sauces and the blasts all hit Chong and he exploded and he was banished to the Black Gates forever!

Sailor Moon powered down, and her new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive white angel wings are permanent, and we got rid of Chong for good.

Lincoln: In the immortal words of Nico, Chong, you have failed this world!

Nico: You said it, Lincoln, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Mara Chernabog to deal with, and she should be arriving here along with the rest of her sisters...right now!

?: You're going to pay for ruining my fun and breaking my plaything, Sandra Emperyous!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Sandra Emperyous: (Growls) I should've known there's no mistaking that chalkboard screech from anywhere. You can come out now, Mara Chernabog.

Selene Emperyous: Along with the rest of your demonic sisters, Adrastea.

Suddenly, the image of the Qliphoth Tree of Death appeared in the sky and surrounding it are Seals of The Demonic Princes of Hell, and four mists of darkness appeared and one of them descended onto the ground and what stood in its place was a girl with midnight black hair, blood red eyes, black clothes with the Qliphoth Tree of Death on her skirt and black demonic wings on her back: the figure was Mara Chernabog, the fourth eldest of The Chernabog Sisters, and the other four remaining mists of darkness descended on the ground and what stood in their places were Drusilla Chernabog, Lillith Chernabog, and the leader of The Chernabog Sisters, Adrastea Chernabog.

Sandra Emperyous: Mara Chernabog, just as we expected.

Selene Emperyous: And you also had the nerve to bring Drusilla Chernabog and Lillith Chernabog with you when we ruined your sister's fun, Adrastea Chernabog, and we destroyed your plaything, Chong.

Mara Chernabog: You goody-two-shoes Emperyous sisters always had to go ahead and ruin our fun like you always do!

Adrastea Chernabog: And now, you will all pay!

Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, and Lillith Chernabog came after us, but they were caught by a Sephiroth Tree of Life surrounded by three crosses that appeared below their feet and that made them scream demonically, and they were trapped.

Adrastea Chernabog: (HISSES) IT'S A TRAP! NOW, WE CAN'T GET OUT!

Selene Emperyous: That's right, and now, you ten get to watch as my little sis and our man destroy your demonic little sister for the chaos and havoc that she just pulled this morning in Australia when you brought Dr. Wily back and had the army of bounty hunters Trina Riffins and Amy sent there. Oh, and if you're even thinking of breaking out, don't bother, this trap will remain there until your sister is finally gone.

Mara Chernabog: (ROARS) YOU MISERABLE, STUPID, LITTLE...!

Mara Chernabog rushed at Sandra Emperyous and Lincoln and tried to kill them, but Lincoln and Sandra fired powerful blasts of light and rainbow fire and when she got hit, she screeched like the demon that she really is as the flames and light really burned her and she flew back.

Sandra Emperyous: That'll teach you, but we're just getting started, Mara, and I've had it up to hear with you and the rest of your demonic sisters to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Sandra Emperyous' blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a golden yellow energy aura with light, crosses, music notes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Sandaion the Timelord-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Mara Chernabog, she left golden yellow energy, light, music notes, crosses, and angels with every step.

Sandra Emperyous: I will never ever forgive you for all the times that you and your demonic sisters have caused chaos throughout Royal Woods, so many innocent people have been suffering due to all the chaos and suffering you bitches have unleashed, and now, the time of reckoning is now at hand, Mara Chernabog, and now, you shall suffer God's Judgement.

Suddenly, Sandra Emperyous was surrounded by a massive vortex of golden yellow energy with light, music notes, and crosses surrounding it, there are angels, Sandaion the Timelord, and Sandalphon the Archangel flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Sandra Emperyous emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Sandra Emperyous grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has white highlights in the bangs of her long flowing golden yellow hair, she has neon blue eyes and a golden yellow energy aura with music notes, lights, crosses, and angels surrounding her, she has the Seal of Sandalphon in the hands of Sandaion the Timelord emblazoned on her forehead, she has on angel earrings with golden yellow gems for eyes and holding the Light, Holy, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Sandaion the Timelord with golden yellow gems for eyes and holding the Light, Holy, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her yellow angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with golden yellow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and golden

yellow gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Sandra Emperyous has on a sleeveless golden yellow top, golden yellow skirt with the Sephiroth Tree of Life on it, golden yellow pants, knee-high orange high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with lights, music notes, crosses, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Sandaion the Timelord one one side and the Archangel Sandalphon and they have a cross floating in their left and right hands and surrounded by lights. Suddenly, Sandra Emperyous felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive golden yellow angel wings with stars and yellow tips on the large golden yellow feathers grew much bigger for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with golden yellow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Sandra Emperyous' massive Sandaion the Timelord-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of golden yellow energy, crosses, lights, music notes, and angels and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sandaion the Timelord's Holy Musical Lightstorm Archangel Greatsword of Holy Lightstorm Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Sandaion the Timelord and Sandalphon the Archangel etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged golden yellow blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large golden yellow gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and a large golden yellow gem below the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with golden yellow gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Sandaion the Timelord's head with golden yellow gems for eyes and a large golden yellow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a golden yellow kanji below Sandaion the Timelord and Sandalphon that said, "Sandra Emperyous, Gene-Slammer of Sandaion the Timelord, Fourth Eldest of The Emperyous Sisters, Powerful Master of Light and The Powers of Sandalphon the Archangel, Amazing Singer Who Illuminates The Night Sky And Turns Night Into Day, Friend of Luna Loud, Sam Sharp Loud, Sully, and Mazzy Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher and Despiser of Pablo and Anderson, Destroyer of Mara Chernabog, Archenemy of Batman and Robin's Incarnation of Mr. Freeze, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Holy Light, Crosses, and Archangels"

サンドラ・エンペリアス、タイムロードのサンダイオンのジーン・スラマー、エンペラー姉妹の4番目の長女、強力な光のマスター、大天使サンダルフォンの力、夜空を照らし、夜を昼に変える素晴らしい歌手、ルナ・ラウドの友、サム・シャープラウド、サリー、マッジーを愛するガーディアン エンジェルとリンカーンの将来の妻 ラウド、スマッシャー、パブロとアンダーソンの軽蔑者、マラ チェルナボグの破壊者、バットマンの大敵、ロビン氏の化身であるフリーズ氏の化身、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、とサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして聖なる光、十字架、大天使のマスター

Sandra Emperyous has transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA HOLY MUSICAL ILLUMINATOR LIGHTSTORM ARCHANGEL TIMELORD ANGEL OF DIVINE HOLY MUSICAL LIGHTSTORM ARCHANGEL TIMELORD JUSTICE AND DIVINE HOLY LIGHTSTORM ARCHANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Sandra Emperyous' Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Mara Chernabog saw it, she went fucking mad and fired a blast of darkness at Rachel Emperyous to kill her, but Sandra Emperyous fired a powerful golden yellow energy blast with light, crosses, music notes, and angels which overwhelmed the blast of darkness and it hits Mara Chernabog, and she was burned and sent flying into a wall. But, she got out and she was extremely pissed off.

Nico: Whoa, now, Sandra Emperyous has transformed, and she really looks like an Angel.

Lincoln: An Angel of Holy Lightstorm Timelord Justice and a champion of the Archangel Sandalphon, and Sandra, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Sandra Emperyous: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Holy Lightstorm Music Illuminator Timelord and Divine Holy Lightstorm Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we destroy Mara Chernabog once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With her equally chaotic and demonic sisters watching? With pleasure, Sandra.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Sandra Emperyous.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time to say your goodbyes forever, Mara Chernabog, because your days of causing chaos and havoc in Michigan and the world are over!

Sandra Emperyous and Lincoln went after Mara Chernabog, who continued firing blasts of darkness at them, but they've dodged every last one of them, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, golden yellow energy, crosses, music notes, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, and Mermaids at Mara Chernabog, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on her and she was also burned badly.

This was really making Mara Chernabog extremely pissed off and this was also making the rest of The Chernabog Sisters really angry, but Sandra Emperyous and Lincoln were just getting started and Mara's divine punishment has just begun. Mara Chernabog then summoned a massive army of demons from Hell to kill them, but Lincoln fired blasts of holy light from his large left hand, massive greatsword, massive white angel wings, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, the large nine multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and the small planets orbiting around his fingers and they hit the army of demons and they were incinerated. Then, Sandra Emperyous and Lincoln slashed off Mara Chernabog's wings and she screamed in excruciating pain, and this horrified the rest of The Chernabog Sisters, and Mara Chernabog was on her last legs.

Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Sandra Emperyous, it was known as Sandaion the Timelord's Holy Archangel Lightstorm Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's golden yellow with lights on the blaster with a Phoenix, Archangel, and Sandaion the Timelord surrounded by lights etched on the sides, and a golden yellow gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Sandra Emperyous fired blasts of rainbow energy, golden yellow energy, and elemental forces and when they hit Mara Chernabog, they exploded with incredible power as they hit her and she was killed. Then, as they holstered their hand-cannon Blasters, Mara Chernabog's spirit appeared and Sandra Emperyous and Lincoln drew the Judgement Kanji and Seal of Sandalphon on her, and she was damned to The Black Gates as she was found guilty by those she hurt and she was erased forever. We cheered wildly for what Sandra Emperyous and Lincoln did to Mara Chernabog as they holster their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Sandra Emperyous' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive golden yellow angel wings are permanent.

Then, the trap disappeared and we saw the horrified looks on the faces of Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, and Lillith Chernabog, and they were horrified to see what happened to Mara Chernabog, and this pissed them off greatly.

Adrastea Chernabog: No, Mara! (SCREAMING INSANELY) YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS, ALL OF YOU! THIS ISN'T OVER!

Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, and Lillith Chernabog disappeared in three mists of darkness.

Nico: Yeah, that's right, go lick your wounds, bitch!

Sandra Emperyous: And now, all that's left to deal with are the three eldest Chernabog Sisters. Thanks for helping me destroy Mara Chernabog, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Sandra.

Suddenly, Sandra Emperyous wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Sandra Emperyous' face, they kissed passionately as Sandra Emperyous' left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Sandaion the Timelord, and the Archangel Sandalphon flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and angels flying behind them and and heavenly lights shined down on them and we heard a choir of angels singing and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Sandra Emperyous came back to us, as the display and Sandaion the Timelord and the Archangel Sandalphon vanished.

Nico: Wow, now that's what I call another blow to The Chernabog Sisters.

Lincoln: Yeah, and we really pissed off Adrastea and the other Chernabog Sisters, and they'll still do anything to get revenge on us, but we'll be ready for them.

Me: Yeah.

Selene Emperyous: That's right, Linky, and we're not going to stop until The Chernabog Sisters are all gone for good.

Nico: But, we're still making our mark on those heathens with that little show.

Lincoln: And now, all that's left is to deal with Adrastea Chernabog, Drusilla Chernabog, and Lillith Chernabog.

Vorya Emperyous: Which means you and I are going to deal with Lillith Chernabog tomorrow, then, you and Zaina will deal with Adrastea's second-in-command, Drusilla Chernabog, and finally, you and Selene will deal with the leader of The Chernabog Sisters, Adrastea Chernabog.

Lincoln: That's right, Vorya, and if we want to be fully ready for the battle against Queen Opaline, we not only need a plan in place on how to deal with her, but The Chernabog Sisters need to go.

Selene Emperyous: That's right, Linky. Queen Opaline's already a dangerous threat to all ponies and the planet for her evil xenophobic power-hungry ways and for the crimes she committed a thousand years ago, and The Chernabog Sisters are an equally dangerous threat to all of mankind, so we need to get rid of The Chernabog Sisters for good.

Nico: Before we make our move on Queen Opaline, and the battle between the Twelve Archangel and Timelord Sisters of Heaven and the Twelve Demon Sisters of Hell is fast approaching its climax with the epic showdown with Adrastea Chernabog.

Me: Lincoln and Selene Emperyous will make sure that she pays big time for her crimes in blood!

Selene Emperyous: Her and her sisters will all pay in blood.

Eli: Yeah. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet tomorrow?

Lincoln: Good question, Eli, hmm. Oh, I know how about a Gene-Slammer for Thunder End Dragon.

Nico: Ooh, now that's an electrifying one!

Drakkon: You had us worried for a moment.

Billy: Relax. I'd never ditch you guys again. (Looks down) But I can tell that I have to show I'm loyal.

Vulture: You still did good though.

Firepower: And you can't help your stupidity.

Eccentro: Now, who wants to gather the cranberries?

Absorbing Man: I will!

Nico: Lets do it!

We went and got tons and tons and tons and tons of berries and cranberries.

Me: Boy look at all this.

Sailor Moon: (To the Viewers) This was a really fun adventure everyone. Hope you liked it.

Nico: I know I did. Great job today everyone.

We later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Part 4 of the Saga done.

Cranberries are good but they are sour.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Hawkeye, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to the Endsville Sector again and we're going to meet Nergal Jr., son of Nergal and he is a really cool kid. Also we're going to battle the Vengeance Express 6 and the Rump City Bootyheads who are going after us to get revenge. It's going to be brutal. Also we're going to battle Another Ultimate Nanomech and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Emperor Sem and her name is Zinnia Semyon and she is Nico's friend from history class and she knows a lot about the history of the pilgrims and how they came to America and all that. The match-up scene for the saga is for Vorya Emperyous, Gene-Slammer of Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy the third eldest of the Chernabog Sisters, Lillith Chernabog. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Southeastern Ohio, the place where starting in the spring of 1989, serial shooter and madman Thomas Dillon went on a shooting rampage and claimed five lives until he was caught in the spring of 1992 and was sent to Lucasville Prison, the toughest prison in Ohio with five consecutive life sentences until he eventually died on October 21 2011 of an unspecified illness, and we're going to destroy Mad-Man, the main antagonist of the 15th episode of Primal, "The Primal Theory", a dangerous mental asylum patient and cannibal who escaped during the year 1890 in England. And we're going to meet a Thunder End Dragon Gene-Slammer named Dolores Smokcienia, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Poland and classmate in Math, and she's also one of the smartest Gene-Slammers. She even tutored Lincoln in some of the hardest Math problems which in turn helped him get an A. She's also a Goth and uses both magic and science. She and lincoln often played chess together, and they also love to swim, in fact, while swimming underwater, Lincoln kissed Dolores on the lips while underwater. She's also the cousin of one of Lincoln's future wives, Nanami Simpson, and she hates Lisa with a burning passion. Get ready for a great Sweet Potato Planet adventure as we head to a planet where everything is made of Sweet Potatoes baked, raw and mashed and also we're going to eat many of them and Sailor Moon is going to be farting up a storm from really nasty gas from them. And the Cappicola Gang is going to be back for revenge and this time those monsters are going to pay for their crimes bad and SAILOR MERCURY IS GOING TO EXPLODE IN POWER TO HER MOST POWERFUL FORM EVER AND SHE IS REALLY GOING TO LET THOSE MONSTER ROBOTS HAVE IT BAD!

See you next time.