SWEET POTATOES ARE YUMMY
Walking through the Endsville sector of the city was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Hawkeye, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there for another awesome and really fun rescue.
Lola: So we're back in the Endsville sector again.
Me: I know. I hope Billy hasn't been up to any trouble since the last time we were here.
Nico: I have a feeling he learned his lesson.
Qin: I have that feeling too.
Lola: Good.
Camie: Boy that was really clever of Billy to do that yesterday though.
Qin: Billy may be an idiot but that was really clever.
Hawkeye: I'll say. I'm proud of Billy.
Me: I am too Clint.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Anytime Nico. It's going to be really fun helping you out.
Me: How are the Other versions of Crocker and Burns doing at S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ?
Hawkeye: They are really amazing and really helping us big time.
Me: Wow.
Nico: Clint, were you shocked to see that zombie version of yourself?
Hawkeye: You bet I was! It was horrible seeing that.
Me: Boy that was awful!
Camie: What did you mean by that?
Me: Last Halloween we faced the Marvel Zombie Avengers and they were made that was because of a virus from another planet. It turned them into bloodcrazed flesh eating zombies. But they still retained their brains.
Hawkeye: They did. But that was what we all call a fate worse than death.
Laney: Yeah that was horrible.
Lola: It sure was. But that was a really epic and awesome Halloween.
Varie: It sure was.
Nico: Of course, J.D. didn't care that Zombie Spiderman bit him to die and be free of his suffering because he was too busy on Evil Sasuke.
Me: I know. But he wanted it like that. Zombie Spiderman wanted to bite me so he could be free. That was awful he was going through that.
Qin: It sure was.
Luz: That was really bad though.
Amity Blight: No kidding. Poor Avengers. They were in a lot of really bad pain from that.
Xenia: Boy they sure were.
Me: But in the end we freed them and made them protectors of the Ghost Zone. They did nothing to deserve all that. It was awful.
Willow Park: At least they are in the ghost zone now.
Nico: I think it's safe to say that we've underestimated Billy.
Me: Boy we sure have. He may be an idiot but he isn't as dumb as people lead him to believe.
Qin: Yeah no kidding there.
Lola: Yeah. That was a very clever ruse he did.
Me: That was awesome.
Qin: But it was really awesome.
Nico: And Tentacool helped him with the poison.
Varie: That was really genius of Tentacool.
Jen Tennyson: It sure was. And Jellyfish Pokemon poison is lethal stuff.
Nico: It sure is.
Eli: Boy no kidding there. But that was really smart of Billy. Guess we really underestimated him big time.
Jen Tennyson: We sure did.
Lola: No kidding.
Me: There's most to Endsville's resident idiot than meets the eye.
Nico: And she made it during the herring fiasco.
Jen Tennyson: Yeah that was awesome. Talk about perfect timing for me to meet you all too.
Qin: I agree too there too.
Xenia: Yeah you have awesome powers too.
Jen Tennyson: Yeah and you'll see many more of my abilities soon.
Nico: Looking forward to it all.
Xenia: Yeah we sure will.
Me: But yesterday's planet was really cool though. Sour but still awesome.
Aylene C.: Yeah that is true.
Nico: Billy said he has someone to meet us.
Me: I wonder who it is.
Billy: Hi guys!
We saw Billy.
Me: Hey Billy.
We saw that he had a black hair boy with green eyes and glasses and he had pale skin.
Me: Who is this with you?
Nergal Jr.: Um hello there. My name is Nergal Jr. And I'm the Son of Nergal.
Me: Oh it's a pleasure to meet you.
I went to shake his hand and then he had a tentacle come out and it touched my hand and then…
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
I got electrocuted badly from that tentacle.
Me: Ow. (Blubbers) Man what a shock!
Nergal Jr.: Sorry about that. I can't help it.
Me: No worries.
Billy: He's my cousin.
Nico: Oh pleasure to meet you Jr. Your father is Blake Belladonna's archenemy and he also makes really awesome pizza.
Nergal Jr.: Yeah my dad makes really awesome pizza. Glad you guys like it.
Me: We love his pizza. It's some of the best pizza we've ever tasted.
Nergal Jr.: It sure is. Check this out.
He changed into Mindy and she had his eyes and glasses and teeth.
Mindy/Nergal Jr.: Hello guys.
Me: Wow! You're a shapeshifter too. That is cool.
Qin: It sure is.
Mindy/Nergal Jr.: Yeah and watch.
He turned into Sperg, Irwin, Billy, Mandy, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Lazlo, Grim's Granny and more before reverting back.
Me: Wow! You are true master of disguise.
Nico: That is cool.
Nergal Jr.: Thanks.
Billy: But you guys don't have to worry. He's really a nice kid.
Me: Cool.
Nergal Jr.: And I'm planning to join the Masters of Evil like my father.
Me: Awesome. It'll be great having you with us when we do the usual battles.
Nergal Jr.: Yeah. And I have just the archenemy for myself.
Me: Looking forward to seeing who it is.
Billy: Anyway, make yourselves at home.
Me: Thanks.
Eli: Wait I sense trouble.
Me: And I think I see it.
We saw THE RUMP CITY BOOTYHEADS AND THE VENGEANCE EXPRESS 6!
Me: The Rump City Bootyheads and the Vengeance Express 6!?
Nico: Oh great!
Bootyhead 1: You morons made a complete fool out of us for failing to kidnap Fluffy Cat!
Me: You brought all that on yourselves!
Dark Rolf: You have made an absolute mockery of Rolf!
Me: Figures you morons would come back for another round.
Nico: I hope you put up more of a fight this time!
Me: Because this time it's going to hurt!
Dark Kevin: I HATE YOU J.D.!
My aura flared up with incredible force!
Me: Thanks for the power boost Shovelface!
Dark Kevin then exploded with rage!
They went at us with a powerful roar of fury!
Nico: GET THEM!
We went at them!
Me: Taste this! (ACTIVATES DRAGONFLY UNDEAD'S RIDEWATCH)
(LARGER THAN LIFE BY BACKSTREET BOYS PLAYS)
Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS STARS AND PLANETS AND SKULLS SWIRL AROUND ME)
I may run and hide
When you're screamin' my name, alright
But let me tell you now
There are prices to fame, alright
All of our time spent in flashes of light
All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your love's affecting our reality
Every time we're down
You can make it right
And that makes you larger than life
Looking at the crowd
And I see your body sway, c'mon
Wishin' I could thank you in a different way, c'mon
'Cause all of your time spent keeps us alive
All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your love's affecting our reality
Every time we're down
You can make it right
And that makes you larger than life
All of your time spent keeps us alive
All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your love's affecting our reality
Every time we're down
You can make it right
And that makes you larger than life
Yeah, every time we're down
Yeah, you can make it right
Yeah, and that's what makes you larger than life
All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your love's affecting our reality
Every time we're down
You can make it right
And that makes you larger
That makes you larger
That makes you larger than life
I danced and punched and kicked and bashed the Bootyheads all over the place.
Qin punched and kicked the Bootyheads and the Vengeance Express 6 all over.
Qin: Taste this one! (ACTIVATES CAPTAIN COLD'S RIDEWATCH)
(AROUND THE WORLD BY ATC PLAYS)
Qin: (SINGING DIVINELY AS ICE AND FIRE SWIRLS AROUND HER)
The kisses of the sun
Were sweet I didn't blink
I let it in my eyes
Like an exotic dream
The radio playing songs
That I have never heard
I don't know what to say
Oh not another word
Just, la la la la la
It goes around the world
Just, la la la la la
It's all around the world
Just, la la la la la
And everybody's singing
La la la la la
And now the bells are ringing
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
Inside an empty room
My inspiration flows
Now wait to hear the tune
Around my head it goes
The magic melody
You want to sing with me
Just la la la la la
The music is the key
And now the night is gone
Still it goes on and on
So deep inside of me
I long to set it free
I don't know what to do
Just can't explain to you
I don't know what to say
Oh not another word
Just, la la la la la
It goes around the world
Just, la la la la la
It's all around the world
Just, la la la la la
And everybody's singing
La la la la la
And now the bells are ringing
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
The kisses of the sun
Around, around, around...
La la la la la
It goes around the world
Just, la la la la la
It's all around the world
Just, la la la la la
And everybody's singing
La la la la la
And now the bells are ringing
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
Around, around, around...
She danced and punched and pulverized numerous Bootyheads and the Vengeance Express 6 all over the place.
Qin: Take that!
Fluttershy: And take this! (ACTIVATES EVIL JUNGLE MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
(ROAR BY KATY PERRY PLAYS)
Fluttershy: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEAVES, GRASS, FLOWERS AND SPIRITS OF ANIMALS SWIRL AROUND HER)
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let you push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything
You held me down, but I got up (hey)
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, you hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up (hey)
Get ready 'cause I've had enough
I see it all, I see it now
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You're gonna hear me roar
Now I'm floatin' like a butterfly
Stinging like a bee, I earned my stripes
I went from zero, to my own hero
You held me down, but I got up (hey)
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, you hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up (hey)
Get ready 'cause I've had enough
I see it all, I see it now
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You're gonna hear me roar
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (you'll hear me roar)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You're gonna hear me roar
Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (yeah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You're gonna hear me roar
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (you'll hear me roar)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You're gonna hear me roar
A TIGER ROAR WAS HEARD! She smashed and pulverized the Bootyheads all over with incredible force and smashed the Vengeance Express 6 Kids with trees!
Lincoln: Nice one Flutters!
Qin: Yeah!
Nico: Is the next Another Omnitrix Alien near?!
Eli: (Fires Force Lightning Blasts and electrocutes all the Bootyheads!) I'll check.
Eli concentrated.
Eli: He is close! But I'm afraid it's someone that J.D. doesn't like!
Me: Uh oh. But lets wrap this up. (ACTIVATES GIANT FLUFFY CAT'S RIDEWATCH) (COUGHS AND GAGS)
I then hwarfed a massive and huge giant hairball and it covered all the Bootyheads and Vengeance Express 6 and immobilized them!
Me: BLECH! That was disgusting!
I brushed the hair off my tongue.
Me: YUCK!
Nico: That was disgusting.
Me: Nico remind me never to do that one again.
Nico: Noted. Now, let's see who it is.
Then something flew in front of me and then it threw a punch at me and I blocked it. I saw that it was a Black version of an Evolved Hive Alien! It was ANOTHER ULTIMATE NANOMECH!
Me: Another Ultimate Nanomech!
Qin: Whoa this one is a tiny one.
They it grew to human size and it was looking at me with incredible hatred.
Another Ultimate Nanomech: (In a boys voice) You ruined my life J.D.!
Me: (GASP) Trevor Bushington! I didn't expect you to be another alien!
Another Ultimate Nanomech reverted back and he was a kid with black hair and had black punk clothes and black jewelry all over him and tattoos that said kill J.D. on them.
Trevor Bushington: I'm flattered you remember me J.D. Now I'm going to make sure you pay!
Me: You haven't changed one bit Trevor and I thought I was rid of you after I sent you to prison!
Nico: You know this jerk?
Me: His name is Trevor Bushington. You may have known him as The Miscreant of Denver. He was the worst bully of all in my school. He used to torment all the kids and teachers and make us all look like a bunch of fucking idiots!
Nico: Whoa! Sounds like this guy was bad news!
Me: He was!
Trevor Bushington: And they were fun.
Me: What you called Fun was actually years of agony for some!
Trevor Bushington: And it was fun.
Me: To you maybe but not me! Trevor was the worst asshole ever to walk the face of the Earth and terrorize all of Colorado. One time I was watching a recital done by one of my friends in 1st grade. I saw Trevor sneak in and he put a cherry bomb in his pants and it exploded and burned his legs so bad that they had to amputate his legs! Permanently crippling him. I've seen him do all kinds of horrible pranks! And they were so bad and almost fatal that he landed MANY kids in the hospital! He blamed the pranks all on teachers and got them falsely fired and sent to prison for crimes they didn't commit. He did it all! Assault and battery, arson, bullying, the works! But one time in 6th grade I caught him in the act and video recorded the whole thing with my phone and even recorded him ranting about it proudly I might add. I got him expelled and sent to prison.
Nico: Whoa man!
Eli: This guy is a fucking animal!
Me: That's right! He was disowned from his family and sent to prison forever where he would be the states problem.
Albedo turned into Negative Ultimate Nanomech.
Negative Ultimate Nanomech: It doesn't take a genius to guess what Swartz promised you!
Trevor Bushington: That's right! Revenge on J.D. He ruined my life!
Me: Like I said, you brought all that on yourself!
Nico: Yeah you motherfucking asshole!
Qin: You make me sick!
Then Trevor turned back into Another Ultimate Nanomech!
Kaito: (laughs and gets out Abaranger gear) You're so tiny in that form!
Zocks: (smirks and gets out Dekaranger gear) What are you gonna do? Tickle us to death?
Another Ultimate Nanomech: Oh I'm going to do more than tickle you!
Kaito got the Tyranno staff and Zocks got an SPD Blaster.
Me: I've had enough of you to last a fucking eternity Trevor!
I went at him and grabbed him in my hand.
Me: You know when you're this size I can just crush you with my bare hands. In fact…
I crushed him with my hands and he screamed in excruciating pain!
IT WAS VERY SIMILAR TO HOW MASTER GOKU GOT CRUSHED BY VEGETA AS A GIANT APE!
Nico: Whoa! That is very similar to how Vegeta was crushing Kakarot!
Eli: Nice!
Sougo: (gets out Beast Morphers Ridewatch: Time to activate Beast Power!
Geiz: (gets out Garren Ridewatch) And to honor Blade some more!
Armor Time! (Garren Buckle standby noise) Garren! (Garren Buckle post-transformation sound)
Sougo got RedBeastMorpherArmor while Geiz got GarrenArmor.
Me: Nice! Let him have it guys!
I stood still and Nico punched Another Ultimate Nanomech all over the place with incredible force.
Me: Yeah! Time to give this guy an electrocution like no other. (ACTIVATES ELECTRO'S RIDEWATCH)
(NEVERENDING STORY BY LIMAHL PLAYS)
Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHTNING SWIRLS AROUND ME)
Turn around
Look at what you see
In her face
The mirror of your dreams
Make believe I'm everywhere
Given in the light
Written on the pages
Is the answer to a neverending story
Ah
Reach the stars
Fly a fantasy
Dream a dream
And what you see will be
Rhymes that keep their secrets
Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon a rainbow
Is the answer to a neverending story
Ah
Story
Ah
Show no fear
For she may fade away
In your hand
The birth of a new day
Rhymes that keep their secrets
Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon a rainbow
Is the answer to a neverending story
Ah
Neverending story
Ah
Neverending story
Ah
Neverending story
Ah
Neverending story
I stood still and lightning struck Another Ultimate Nanomech all over the place and zapped him with incredible force and he screamed in pain!
Vinyl Scratch: Time for the Rave. (ACTIVATES METAL SONIC'S RIDEWATCH)
(SANDSTORM BY DARUDE PLAYS)
She danced and fired waves of lasers and energy and blasted Another Ultimate Nanomech all over.
Nico: (sarcastically) If only I had a Ridewatch with a small member. (smirks and gets out Minitron's Ridewatch) Oh wait. I DO have one! Silly me!
Nico activated it and shrunk down to Another Ultimate Nanomech's size and I opened my hands and Nico flew and kicked and pulverized him all over the place with brutal fury! POW! BLAM! SMASH! WHAM!
Nico was really going at him!
Qin: Go Nico!
Xenia: YEAH! Tear him apart!
Nico was punching and smashing and pulverizing him all over!
Camie: YEAH!
Nico was really punching and pulverizing him!
Qin: WOOHOO! YEAH!
Hawkeye: My turn!
Hawkeye activated his Ridewatch for Abra Kadabra and he fired magic blasts and smashed Another Ultimate Nanomech all over.
Qin: Nice one Clint!
Nergal Jr.: Mind if I have a shot?
Me: Go for it.
Nergal Jr. Formed a tentacle and it wrapped around Another Ultimate Nanomech and then…
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
He was REALLY ELECTROCUTED!
Maria: I hope the next Gene Slammer is near!
?: Look no further!
Then an EMPEROR SEM appeared!
Me: Whoa! Emperor Sem!
Nico: Wow!
Emperor Sem: (In a Girls Voice) Looks like this is a tiny one.
Nico: Zinnia Semyon! Wow!
She reverted back and Zinnia was a girl with magenta hair and red eyes and she had black clothes on.
Zinnia Semyon: I got this.
She fired waves of dark energy and blasted Another Ultimate Nanomech and he reverted back to normal size and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and got the dark orb out of it and threw it into the Warp. Then we tied up Trevor and the Bootyheads and Vengeance Express 6.
Me: Trevor you should consider yourself lucky that I'm being merciful to you. But consider this the first and last time. Next time I will kill you.
I teleported the Bootyheads and Trevor to prison and beamed the Vengeance Express 6 to the M.O.E. HQ.
Jen Tennyson: Boy that was a small one!
Qin: No kidding there! That was one of the tiniest I've seen.
Lola: Yeah.
Zinnia Semyon: But that was still fun.
Hawkeye: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Zinnia Semyon: I specialize in history with Nico. Me and Nico did lots of history projects of the darkest times in the world. Our favorite was the Reign of The Blood Countess, Elizabeth Bathory.
Lincoln: Wow! That is cool! We went to her castle last month for a horror battle filled adventure set.
Qin: We sure did.
Zinnia Semyon: That is awesome! Yeah we got A+'s on that one.
Qin: I remember seeing that. That was cool.
Me: It sure is.
Nico and Zinnia hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Zinnia Semyon: Me too Nico. Me too.
Me: Boy this was awesome though and Jr. you will make a great addition to the Masters of Evil.
Nergal Jr.: Thanks J.D.
Nico: Your dad's gonna be so happy.
Nergal Jr.: He sure will.
Billy: Awesome cousin!
Me: Yep.
Nico: Lets go home.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, and Green Arrow are heading to Southeastern Ohio, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we're also going to destroy a dangerous and cannibalistic mental asylum patient named Mad-Man who escaped during the year 1890 in England.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Southeastern Ohio, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we're also going to destroy a dangerous and cannibalistic mental asylum patient named Mad-Man who escaped during the year 1890 in England.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Yes, and if there's anything that's more dangerous, it's a mental asylum patient who's also a dangerous cannibal. But, isn't that unusual to you, Lincoln?
Lincoln: It is.
Nico: The same to all of us, Sherlock Hound.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Now, what would a very dangerous and cannibalistic mental asylum patient from Victorian England be doing here in rural Southeastern Ohio, other than searching for his next victims, and how he got here to Southeastern Ohio, I think we know the obvious reason.
Selene Emperyous: The Chernabog Sisters, I should've known those stupid chaos-causing demons were behind this.
Lincoln: That's right, and it was Lillith Chernabog who was behind this. I also looked at his info and he really is that dangerous, not to mention he's really fast and really strong, so we got a challenge for us, and thanks for joining us, Ollie.
Green Arrow: You're welcome, Lincoln, and I can't believe that this madman is here in Southeastern Ohio, and this is also the place where a certain madman lurked here long ago.
Me: Thomas Dillon, Ohio's serial shooter and madman. Starting in the spring of 1989, Thomas Dillon went on a shooting rampage and claimed five innocent lives for his own amusement until Dillon was finally captured in the spring of 1992.
Nico: And among one of his victims was Jamie Paxton, and that led to Jamie Paxton's mother, Jean Paxton, to get involved in stopping Thomas Dillon's rampage. Eventually, Thomas Dillon was finally convicted and found guilty of the murders and he was sentenced to five consecutive life sentences and Jean Paxton, with a petition drive, had Thomas Dillon sent to Lucasville Prison, the toughest prison in Ohio.
Lincoln: Plus, after an attempt by Dillon's wife to sell Dillon's story to Hollywood, Jean Paxton and Ohio Senator Bob Ney passed the Paxton Bill, which barred killers or their relatives from profiting from their crimes, that sent a strong message to Thomas Dillon's family and she wasn't going to let them profit from the deaths of the victims.
Eli: Thomas Dillon made the big mistake in crossing a really dedicated and loving mother, and now, he paid the price.
Lincoln: But, Thomas Dillon would eventually pay even more for his crimes, he died on October 21st, 2011 of an unspecified illness, he's now nothing more than a forgotten memory to the world, but he's left his mark on Southeastern Ohio's rural community.
Me: What a sicko.
?: HEEEEELLLLP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of six girls screaming for help, along with the sound of mad and deranged laughter. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the six girls, but they've been cornered by Mad-Man, and he's going to kill them and eat them, and Lincoln saw he had the Qliphoth Tree of Death on his forehead.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the six girls, but they've been cornered by Mad-Man, and he's going to kill them and eat them, and I saw he had the Qliphoth Tree of Death on his forehead.
Vorya Emperyous: I was right that Lillith Chernabog was the one behind this alright.
?: (Girl's Voice) (Polish Accent) That cannibalistic lunatic, let's get him, and that insane and chaotic she-demon will get hers later on today.
Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Thunder End Dragon, appear before us.
Nico: Whoa, that's Thunder End Dragon.
Lincoln: And I'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Dolores Smokcienia, but we'll talk later, let's get that cannibal.
We rushed over, and before Mad-Man could kill the six girls, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Mad-Man, and that allowed the two girls to get to safety in a rainbow energy field created by Lincoln to protect them from Mad-Man, and when he saw us, he was laughing like a lunatic.
Lincoln: Yikes, this guy is completely crazy, but he's still going down, let's get him.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, Green Arrow, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Mad-Man, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln got behind Mad-Man and put him into a brutal bear hug so he couldn't escape, and as he sank his fangs into Mad-Man's neck, he began sucking out his blood and he also began absorbing Mad-Man into his body and Lincoln was assimilating Mad-Man's brute superhuman strength, reflexes, and durability. Then, as soon as Lincoln was done absorbing Mad-Man into his body, an energy card with Mad-Man's soul imprisoned inside appeared in Lincoln's large left hand, and when the Judgement Kanji appeared on Mad-Man's forehead, he was sent to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.
Lincoln: Your days of eating innocent people are over. (To Dolores Smokcienia) And it's so good to see you again, Dolores Smokcienia.
Dolores Smokcienia reverted back to normal, and she was a beautiful girl with short purple hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and a large bust, she has massive and beautiful purple angel wings and she reigned in the power of Thunder End Dragon, and she's dressed in a sleeveless closed purple blouse, sleeveless purple top, purple skirt, purple pants, purple legwarmers, purple sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with lightning bolts and dragons on the coattails and Thunder End Dragon on the back and holstered on her back is a Thunder End Dragon-themed large greatsword with Thunder End Dragon etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large purple dragon heads for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large purple dragon heads and a large blue gem on the bottom of the large dragon heads for the pommel.
Dolores Smokcienia: (Polish Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been approximately six and a half years since we met and when I was Gene-Slammed into Thunder End Dragon.
Lincoln went up to Dolores Smokcienia and he hugged her, and Dolores Smokcienia is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice and seeing the eleven massive and long white wolf tails and other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were eleven, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then, but there's indeed no mistaking that intelligence and brainpower from anywhere.
Dolores Smokcienia: (Polish Accent) That's true, but whoa, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, that's really new, but you're still the same smart and kind person from long ago.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Dolores Smokcienia, she's my Guardian Angel from Poland and my classmate in Math, and she's also one of the smartest Gene-Slammers. She even tutored me in some of the hardest Math problems which in turn helped me get an A.
Me: Whoa, that's awesome.
Lincoln: Her expertise really helped me greatly in Math, and she's also a Goth and uses both magic and science. Plus, we would often played chess together, and we also love to swim, in fact, while swimming underwater, I kissed Dolores on the lips while underwater.
Nico: That explains your love for chess and how you're an expert at that.
Dolores Smokcienia: (Polish Accent) He not only does this for fun, but it also builds up his intelligence and brainpower, and I'm also the cousin of one of Lincoln's future wives, Nanami Simpson, and it's so good to see you again, Nanami.
Nanami Simpson: You too, Dolores.
Dolores Smokcienia: (Polish Accent) And I absolutely hated Lisa with a burning passion because of an incident from long ago, which I'll tell you about later. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something I want to give you: I want to give you my blood.
We gasped at her request, including Lincoln.
Lincoln: Dolores, are you absolutely sure?
Dolores Smokcienia: (Polish Accent) (Smiles) More than anything, after all, I'm going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you, and that also included Nanami.
Lincoln looked into the eyes of Dolores Smokcienia, and like her sisters, he saw that she's really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to her, and he hugged her waist in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down to her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Dolores Smokcienia's neck with purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love around her neck.
Dolores Smokcienia: (Polish Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means, just like your cousin, you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Dolores.
Dolores Smokcienia had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Dolores Smokcienia's waist and she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and he leans down to her face and kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The six girls are Mayuka Kondou, Nao Takanashi, Iroha Tsuchiura, Haruka Katou, Hirono Kusuhara, and Nanaka Takanashi from Because I Don't Like My Big Brother at All!
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mayuka Kondou, Nao Takanashi, Iroha Tsuchiura, Haruka Katou, Hirono Kusuhara, and Nanaka Takanashi from Because I Don't Like My Big Brother at All!
Nicole: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Mayuka Kondou: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Mayuka Kondou and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Mad-Man, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird and Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Mayuka Kondou: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Mayuka Kondou: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mayuka Kondou, Nao Takanashi, Iroha Tsuchiura, Haruka Katou, Hirono Kusuhara, and Nanaka Takanashi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and the team was shocked when they found out the villain we went after was an escaped dangerous mental asylum patient and cannibal from 1890s England named Mad-Man, and even worse, Lillith Chernabog sent him here.
But, when Lincoln showed what he did in bear-hugging that maniac and biting him on the neck and sucking out his blood and absorbing him into his body and sending his soul to The Black Gates for good, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Dolores Smokcienia have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.
Maria: Oh man, I can't believe a dangerous and cannibalistic mental asylum patient from Victorian England was there in Southeastern Ohio, once the hunting grounds of madman and serial sniper, Thomas Dillon.
Lincoln: And it was due to Lillith Chernabog, well, she's going to regret this later on today when we get through with her.
Vorya Emperyous: She and her evil sisters have tangled with the wrong angels for the last time.
Nico: They sure have, and I was still shocked when King Kai told us that the person responsible for bringing Chong back was Adrastea Chernabog. Now, we know they're getting really desperate big time.
Lincoln: They know death is coming for them, so we'll just keep pissing them off big time by ruining their fun and picking them off.
Me: And you and the Emperyous Sisters have been doing really awesome at picking them off one at a time and ruining their fun.
After destroying Mad-Man and pissing Lillith Chernabog off, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and Nico and I were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Dolores Smokcienia saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Dolores Smokcienia: (Polish Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Dolores, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Dolores Smokcienia: (Polish Accent) That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much bigger you've gotten in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well, because I've seen you reading tons of books I've gotten you.
Nico: You got that right. So, Dolores, what's the story on why you absolutely hated Lisa with a burning passion?
Dolores Smokcienia: (Polish Accent) That's a story I would never forget. One day, Lincoln and I were in his room doing our Math homework for Math class, but as we were doing our math homework, we saw a smoke bomb about to drop, so we evacuated. I knew there was only one person who would do this: it was Lisa, we overheard her plan of how she wanted to knock us out with her smoke bomb and then drag us to her lab, so she can kill Lincoln by dissecting him alive and remove all his organs, and then, she was going to kill me by opening my skull and removing my brain. But, what that fool didn't know was that I had my phone recording everything, and when Lisa opened her door to check, she'd seen we weren't there, but when we reappeared right behind Lisa, she was absolutely furious and she ordered Todd and her robots to capture us. But, Lincoln fired red lightning at them and he sucked out all their energy and it made him even more powerful than ever, and then, I came in and judo-kicked her into a wall and knocked her out. Then, Lincoln tied her up and dragged her downstairs, and when I played the recording, everyone in the Loud House was furious at Lisa, even Luna and Lynn got out a guitar and baseball bat and were about to hit Lisa on her head, but Lincoln held them back. So, as punishment for her scheme, Lisa was grounded for nineteen weeks, and to make my point even more efficient, I asked some friends who are cops to take Lisa to the Lansing Maximum Security Nuthouse and they showed her that if she did this ever again, this was going to be her fate: disowned forever and put in the federal nuthouse forever.
We cheered wildly.
Nico: Wow, that was some awesome brainpower you displayed, Dolores.
Lincoln: Yeah, and this wasn't just Dolores' brainpower that saved us from Lisa, but Lisa's done that kind of thing before to me, but I was ready for her, and like I said, if Lisa did this again, she wasn't getting any mercy. No matter how smart she is, if she acted like the cold-hearted emotionless demon again, I was going to make her pay.
Me: Yeah, Lincoln had warned her many times, but she didn't listen, she was driven by revenge and a thirst for blood.
Dolores Smokcienia: (Polish Accent) She deserved whatever kind of punishment her parents give her, along with the many times that I and the other Guardian Angels had to pummel her senselessly until she was defeated.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Marley (Pokemon), and Misty Brightdawn are heading to to Sirena Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in a large orange speedo with the Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Marley (Pokemon) and Misty Brightdawn were dressed in two-piece bikinis, sandals, jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we also found out Marley(Pokemon) and Misty Brightdawn had feelings for Lincoln, and Lincoln also saved them from a group of bounty hunters Trina Riffins hired to kidnap and kill them, because she still wanted revenge on us for what we did in humiliating her and she still wanted blood. After Lincoln rescued them and the girls told us Trina Riffins hired the thugs to kidnap and kill them to get revenge on us, Lincoln dropped another piano on that angry, bad-tempered, rage-crazy bitch, and Lincoln also swore if Trina dared to open her big fat mouth and told Queen Opaline about Misty's whereabouts, he was personally going to send her straight to The Malevolent Insanity Realm for eternity.
Misty Brightdawn: Wow, so this is Sirena Beach, it's amazing, but what if Opaline finds out where I am?
Lincoln: Don't worry, Misty, I put up a fake you to tend to Opaline and she's still spying on her, and in less than four days, Opaline will be destroyed, and I also swore that if Trina dared to open her big fat mouth and told her of your whereabouts, I was personally going to send her butt straight to The Malevolent Insanity Realm for eternity. Shall we?
Lincoln, Marley (Pokemon), and Misty Brightdawn dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they met the animals that live there, and they went back to the beach and they had a game of volleyball and Marley (Pokemon) and Misty Brightdawn got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw him lift up a 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbell he summoned. Then, they had some lunch, and then, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to Marley (Pokemon) and Misty Brightdawn and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the girls wrap their left arms around the wider and muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and they placed their right hands on the massive wide and muscular left pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and they shared a passionate and romantic kiss, and then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Hey, Linc, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Sirena Beach.
Misty Brightdawn: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) And for our first beach date.
We also saw they had Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, and we knew the girls also allowed Lincoln to bite them and feed on their blood, like with the other girls in his harem.
Misty Brightdawn: And this was due to us harboring feelings for Lincoln, and they all came into light when he saved us from those bounty hunters Trina Riffins hired to kidnap and kill us, because she still wanted revenge on us for humiliating her and to slake her thirst for blood.
Eli: That rage-crazy, angry, bad-tempered bitch, and I also still remembered that Lincoln dropped another piano on her head and when she came out, she had piano keys in her mouth. Trina's just going to make things worse for herself.
Lincoln: You got that right, Eli, and I also swore that if Trina dared to open her big fat mouth and told anyone of Misty's whereabouts, I was personally going to send her to The Malevolent Insanity Realm for eternity.
Me: Yikes!
Nico: And he's serious, if any of those jerks dare to open their big fat mouths about Misty's location, he was going to send them personally to The Malevolent Insanity Realm for eternity.
Misty headed back to Opaline's castle and as soon as she did, her double disappeared and without Opaline ever finding out, which was good and the info was sent to us on Opaline, which was awesome as the war was coming fast.
Later Poromon came and he had something to show us.
Poromon: Hey guys I have something to show you.
Bertie: Poromon, I swear, if you made something bad, I'm gonna strangle you.
Poromon: No no it's not bad. I present to you MINI-POROMON!
He showed a ventriloquist dummy version of himself.
Mini-Poromon: Hello guys! It's me! Mini-Poromon!
Luan: Hey wow! Looks like Mr. Coconuts and our wooden friends have a mascot friend!
Mr. Coconuts: Man Poromon made a really awesome friend.
Eddo: He sure did.
Naomi Wadjat: How did you make that?
Kankuro: I helped him out with it. I gave him some of the materials to make with it.
Me: That's cool! So this is the secret project you were working on?
Poromon: Yep.
Squidward: This is really cool. (Gets out a Little Squidward dummy) Looks like Little Squidward has a friend.
Lincoln: Yeah.
Squidward: Cool.
SpongeBob: (LAUGHS) This is gonna be cool.
Poromon: It sure is.
Mini-Poromon: This is gonna be so awesome helping you all out.
Nico: Poromon, that thing's fucking creepy. Get rid of it.
Exhaust: Boss, ever consider that not all ventriloquist dummies are gonna be like Prime Slappy and Chucky?
Me: Yeah Nico besides he made that dummy himself. Not by magic but by hand. Or wing in this case.
Qin: Besides it's really cute.
Nico: Yeah you're right. It may be creepy but it is cute.
Poromon: Yeah Nico lighten up. He doesn't want to hurt anyone.
Mini-Poromon: No I don't. I'm a good Puppet Mascot.
Squidward: Say Little Squidward, what's grey and ugly and has six arms.
Little Squidward: I don't know but have you looked in the mirror lately?
Squidward: What why you.
We laughed at that one.
Me: That was funny!
Mini-Poromon: That was a good one Squidward.
Later I was watching Kamen Rider Blade to help me understand the full extent of the show as well as figure out more about it. I saw that the Blade Team went through an absolute nightmare that was completely bittersweet. And it was all because of one man or Undead Rather and it was HIROSHI TENNOJI!
Hiroshi Tennoji (天王路 博史 Ten'nōji Hiroshi) is the main antagonist of Kamen Rider Blade. He is a rogue chairman of BOARD who intentionally released the Undead and set up the fake Battle Fight for his own ends. His ultimate goal is the creation of the Category Ace Undead Kerberos, so that he could fuse with it and win the Battle Fight himself in order to have his "dream" come true; this warped dream being the creation of a new world order with himself as its ruler.
He is portrayed by Kohji Moritsugu, who is best known for his role as Ultraseven/Dan Moroboshi in the Tokusatsu series Ultra Seven.
Initially believed to be a heroic figure by his subordinates, it is revealed that Hiroshi Tennoji serves as the real mastermind behind all of the tragedies in the entire Kamen Rider Blade series. He is one of the few people who knows about everything connected to Undead. Unbeknownst to his employees, Tennoji harbored ambitions of setting up a new world order dominated by his image, and to this end sought to start up a new Battle Fight in modern times.
As the head of BOARD, Tennoji set up a rigged Battle Fight by releasing the Undead and manipulating his contracted Kamen Riders to take them out. As the battle progressed, he invented the Trials and the Titan Undead, all so he could buy himself time to create Kerberos, an artificial Undead with DNA from all 53 Undead that could surpass the Black Joker itself.
At the climax of the story, Tennoji's true nature is revealed, but the Riders are unable to stop him from creating a card which possesses the DNA of all 53 Undead which he used to create the artificial Category Ace, Kerberos. Tennoji's invention promptly kills his BOARD staff upon being born from the Stone of Sealing before going on a rampage. Kerberos is eventually defeated and sealed by the four Rouze Riders, only for Tennoji to then appear and claim the Change Card of the artificial Undead. He uses the card to transform into Kerberos II so he can eliminate the remaining Undead and claim victory in the Battle Fight, which would lead to the world being remade by the Stone of Sealing with him as ruler.
In a lengthy battle, it took all four Riders to fight Kerberos II, with Blade King Form's Royal Straight Flush and Wild Chalice's Wild Cyclone to defeat Kerberos II and reverse the fusion. Now in a maddened state, Tennoji demands the Riders seal the Giraffa Undead so he can win the Battle Fight and finally achieve his dream of ruling the world. However, the Giraffa Undead instead finished off the defeated Tennoji before taking the Change Keroberos for himself in the fight's aftermath for his own agenda.
I was shocked and horrified that he would do all this to the Blade team!
Me: (GROWLS IN RAGE!)
Nico: Uh oh.
Me: Pardon me guys. I got to blow off some steam.
I went to the training grounds.
I arrived and then flared up my power to the Nth Degree and I SCREAMED IN A MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL EXPLOSION OF RAGE AND FURY AS MY POWER WAS FELT ALL OVER THE INCREDIBLY MASSIVE AND DISTANT VOIDS OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
Me: (YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!) HIROSHI TENNOJI WHEN WE FACE YOU ON FEBRUARY 12TH YOU BETTER BE READY FOR ME BECAUSE I AM COMING FOR YOU AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU PAY DEARLY FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID! I WILL HAVE MY ULTIMATE REVENGE ON YOU!
I vowed that I was going to make sure that Hiroshi suffered 100,000,000,000,000,000 deaths for everything he did!
Nico: HOLY MACKEREL! J.D. really is going to kill Hiroshi when we face him on Evelyn's Big Day!
Eli: Whoa man! J.D. is really pissed!
Xenia: Big time!
Qin: And quite frankly I don't blame J.D. Hiroshi caused so many painful things to happen to the Blade team.
Nico: Especially after how they helped us during the 20 Days of Darkness!
Lynn: Yeah! We met Kazuma in Agrabah. So we owe him huge.
Nico: We sure do.
I came back.
Me: Sorry about that.
Nico: Believe me J.D. I hate Hiroshi as much as you do and your reason for wanting revenge on him is completely justified. What he did is completely and utterly unforgivable.
Camie: Yeah no kidding there. What a murderous son of a fucking bitch!
Qin: Yeah no kidding! Killing people all for sheer entertainment! He has no honor and no soul!
Laney: He is a completely honorless and soulless slimeball!
Me: I know. He is as bad as Pigma Dengar.
Nicole: No kidding there.
Lola: So many people died all because of him.
Me: And it was all bittersweet at the end too. Kazama gave up everything. His friends, family, job, and his humanity. And it was all because of Hiroshi!
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Nico put his hand on my shoulder.
Nico: What he went through was absolute hell.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: But J.D. I promise we will help them out.
Starlight Glimmer: It'll be like how I helped Optimus and friends in the Live Action Universe.
Nico: Yeah. Except this time it won't be dealing with Megatron or a terrorist organization. It'll be trying to lift their spirits up to make them better.
Then Robo Blaze, Whiger, Griffin, Beetle, Whiplash, Drakkon, Vulture, Firepower, Eccentro, Absorbing Man, Yost Living Laser, Pericles, Ozzie Ostrich, Mummy of Anhk-Ha, Buff Frog, Knight Knight, Camie Chameleon, Evil Pharaoh Man, Snow Ghost, and Lego Poison Ivy appeared.
Robo Blaze: We felt a massive blast of power. Are you guys okay?
Nico: Yeah we're fine.
Me: I found out about Kamen Rider Blade and what it is going to be like.
Drakkon: Oh boy. Hiroshi is a monster.
Me: He is definitely getting the black gates for everything he did.
Qin: He sure is.
Robo Blaze: Anyway Can me, Whiger, Griffin, Beetle, Whiplash, Drakkon, Vulture, Firepower, Eccentro, and Absorbing Man go with you guys?
Yost Living Laser: Me, Pericles, Ozzie Ostrich, Mummy of Anhk-Ha, Buff Frog, Knight Knight, Camie Chameleon, Evil Pharaoh Man, Snow Ghost, and Lego Poison Ivy will come too.
Nico: Yes you guys all can come with. We're heading to the next planet for Thanksgiving.
Varie: I hope it's a good one.
Sailor Moon: Me too.
Tempest Shadow: Oh, I almost forgot, Nico! Which teams have you made?
Nico: (smiles) Oh, I think May's gonna love this one. Tea's team will include Lindsey, Owen, Bridgette, Noah, and Izzy. Sydney's team will include Michelangelo 2003, Dawn, Manaphy, Zoey, and Ella.
May: Awesome!
Eli: Yeah it sure is!
Ryo: This will be interesting.
Xenia: Yeah!
Owen: Oh yeah baby!
Bridgette: We're going to have some fun!
Qin: Yeah you are!
Manaphy: Yeah! Mama this will be cool!
May: It sure will be awesome Manaphy!
Blackfire: Which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: I'm hoping it will be one for Gaap the Divine Soldier next.
Qin: Awesome. That one will be interesting.
Me: Yeah.
Lola: Yeah it sure will.
But then King Kai called.
King Kai: (Telepathically) Nico, can you hear me?
Nico: Yeah, King Kai, what's up?
King Kai: (Telepathically) I've got some really bad news: The Cappicola Gang's come back from the dead and he wants revenge on you guys for ruining their crimes, and even worse, they were brought back by Adrastea Chernabog.
We gasped.
Mordecai: What?! Ugh, Not them again!
Camie: Who are the Cappicola Gang?
Me: 3 Gangsters that we destroyed long ago.
I went over their history.
The Capicola Gang are the main antagonists in the Regular Show episodes "Fuzzy Dice" and "Steak Me Amadeus". They are a group of living animatronic anthropomorphic animal characters who once stole a stash of uncut diamonds from Big City Jewelers and were the band that played at the Fun Fun Zone until the revelation of their true colors.
The leader was voiced by the late John Cygan, Louie was voiced by Mark Hamill, and Lady Duck was voiced by Dawn Lewis.
Origins
Ten years ago, the Capicola Gang stole a stash of diamonds from Big City Jewelers. They kept the diamonds inside a pair of fuzzy dice. However, as the police was going to come after them, the gang decided to went down to the Fun Fun Zone, where they started to work as a musical band, while the fuzzy dice were stored in the prize walls.
Regular Show
In the episode "Fuzzy Dice", the Capicola Gang first appeared singing while Mordecai, Rigby and their friends played many games to win a million tickets in order to buy the fuzzy dice for their friend and employer Pops Maellard. They refused to give Pops' friends the fuzzy dice for his birthday. As a result they put the gang (excluding Pops) on a wild goose chase by a car chase. After the animatronics car explodes, they attempt to run, but they are stopped by the park employees. Benson asked them why do they want with the fuzzy dice. Louie of the gang explains that 10 years ago they stole millions worth of uncut diamonds, and stuffed them in the dice. Rigby asks if they can have the dice without the diamonds, but, the Animatronics agree that they know too much, and prepare to eliminate them and take the dice. They were later defeated by FBI agents.
They reappeared in "Steak Me Amadeus", albeit crudely stitched back together. The leader gave Pops a bunch of counterfeit bills that would be redeemable at a fancy restaurant. Mordecai was briefly accused of this, but was given a chance to investigate while going on a date with Margaret. After the jig was up, the Capicola gang attacked the agents and everyone else with guns. After Margaret became sad (due to Mordecai asking her to be his girlfriend, but she was accepted into her dream college and declined) and ran off, the chef destroyed the gang with a bazooka.
The leader made a cameo in "Can You Ear Me Now?" as an incriminating witness where he testified in court against Mordecai and Rigby.
When I was finished everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!
Camie: Oh man!
Vorya Emperyous: And even worse, it was at the hands of Adrastea Chernabog, the leader of The Chernabog Sisters. When Selene and Lincoln get after her, she's going to pay for what she did in bringing The Cappicola Gang back with her own blood.
Sailor Mercury: (Growls) Along with those monster robots, The Cappicola Gang, they're going to pay for this!
We felt something within Sailor Mercury growing, and we knew what it was.
Nico: Oh, no way, Sailor Mercury's going to transform, this should be good.
Me: Yeah, you got that right.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye and the red iris of Lynn's Third Eye of The Buddha glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was: the figure was none other than the third eldest sibling of the Chernabog Sisters, Lillith Chernabog, and she's major-leagued pissed off that we destroyed Mad-Man and ruined her fun, and now, she's coming here to get her revenge on us, and even worse, she's bringing the rest of her sisters with her. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, Lynn, is someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and as we guessed it: the dark energy signal we sensed belonged to third eldest sibling of the Chernabog Sisters, Lillith Chernabog, and she's major-leagued pissed off that we destroyed Mad-Man and ruined her fun.
Lynn: And now, she's coming here to get her revenge on us, and even worse, she's bringing the rest of her sisters with her.
Me: Sheesh, but this is expected.
Lori: This is something we'll have to deal with until they've been killed one by one, and only Adrastea Chernabog is left.
Vorya Emperyous: Yeah, and I should've known Lillith would get the rest of her sisters involved, she really is a sore loser.
Lincoln: A sore loser who's about to have her demonic wings ripped out of her back for all of the evil things she and the rest of them have done.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: What a demonic bitch.
Lincoln: Better get the special traps set up for when Adrastea Chernabog and Drusilla Chernabog show up, along with Lillith Chernabog, Selene.
Selene Emperyous: We're already on that, Linky.
Nico: And they'll also not only be deterred and restrained again, but they'll also get to watch as Vorya and Lincoln destroy another one of their sisters. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to another awesome Thanksgiving food planet, and we got word that The Cappicola Gang's back for revenge, and they're waiting for us there.
Lincoln: Those monsters aren't going to get away for everything they've done, and once we get through with getting rid of The Cappicola Gang, you're next, Lillith Chernabog, and you're going to get a nasty scar on your face for bringing The Cappicola Gang back, Adrastea Chernabog.
Nico: Lets get moving.
We went to the ship and we were off.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7073.8: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to the next planet of the Thanksgiving system and we got word that our enemies in the Cappicola Gang are back. Our mission is to find out what this planet is like and then destroy the Cappicola Gang and banish them to the Warp forever.
Me: This is gonna be interesting.
Whiger: Honestly, J.D., I don't blame you for being pissed about Hiroshi. But that's not even the main problem.
Pericles: (German Accent) Said main problem is actually finding where Kazuma is. Because I doubt he's with his own team right now if he's trying to make sure the Battle Fight doesn't kill the world.
Me: I know Professor. But what happened to him was just absolutely horrible. But finding him is like gonna be like looking for a needle in a haystack.
Nico: I know. He could be anywhere on Earth. Or anywhere in the universe.
Laney: We can always try and find him with the satellites.
Lola: Yeah we could do that.
Protoboy: I think this might be similar to us finding Zayto.
Nico: If that's the case then it's not going to be easy.
Qin: What happened to Kazuma is awful.
Eli: Yeah. He is either somewhere else on Earth or is on another planet far away.
Xenia: Yeah.
Me: It was because of Hiroshi. He turned Kazama into an Undead and that is something I can NEVER forgive.
Eli: I know. What he went through was terrible.
Me: The minute I see Hiroshi on February 12th, I'm going to blast his fucking ass straight into oblivion at the first sight.
Nico: I feel the same way J.D. But like it or not we all got to work together and take him down.
Me: I know. Kazuma, after how you helped us during the 20 Days of Darkness, you did nothing to deserve this.
Qin: Being turned into an Undead like that is what I call a fate worse than death.
Me: I know. Man. It's like the Live Action Transformers Universe world all over again.
Starlight Glimmer: I know.
Me: But he is out there somewhere. We still owe him big time for helping us out during the 20 Days of Darkness in 2021.
Mummy of Anhk-Ha: How did he even find us in Agrabah?
Tsukasa Kadoya: Well, you have to remember that since the end of his adventures, he's been traveling the world on foot.
Griffin: He probably walked to Agrabah by the time of the 20 Days of Darkness.
Me: Hmm. Dimensional Vortex?
Tsukasa: It's possible.
Camie: What year did Kamen Rider Blade come out?
Me: 2004.
Camie: Wow. 18 years ago.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Yeah no kidding. But he is out there and we will find him.
Me: He might be on one of the Thanksgiving Planets.
Eli: It's a big possibility.
Manaphy: (to Mini Poromon) The main Poromon is the one I love, not you!
Burner Man: Looks like Nico's not the only one on a rough start with Poromon's puppet.
Mini-Poromon: I know Manaphy. And I will never steal him away from.
Manaphy: Good.
Jen Tennyson: (LAUGHS) That is so cute.
Luan: I think it's a perfect way for the mascots to help our dummy friends.
Mr. Coconuts: I agree there completely too.
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Beetle: We're approaching the planet right now.
Buff Frog: I wonder what it is this time.
Nico: On screen.
We saw that it was an orange planet and it looked like a desert world.
Nico: Wow it looks like a desert planet.
We engaged the landing and we got out and we saw that the planet was A WORLD MADE OF MASHED, RAW AND COOKED SWEET POTATOES!
Me: Whoa! A Sweet Potato planet!
Qin: Awesome!
Azula: Does anyone has a problem with Sweet Potatoes?
Me: Not at all.
Sailor Moon: I LOVE Sweet Potatoes!
Qin: Me too!
Xenia: They are tasty!
Camie: Lets get to eating.
We got to eating some of them and we cooked them, baked, mashed and more. They were really tasty.
Me: MMM!
Nico: Boy they are good.
Whiplash: There are all kinds of sweet potatoes here.
Ozzie Ostrich: Including beauregard sweet potatoes,
Me: Those are all some of the best kinds.
Qin: And they taste amazing with marshmallows.
Me: They sure do. (ACTIVATES STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN'S RIDEWATCH) Who wants marshmallows on theirs?
All of us: WE DO!
Me: Okay!
I went and gave them all gobs of marshmallows and they were tasty with it all.
Sailor Moon: (Eating) Yummy!
Sailro Venus: Serena!
Sailor Jupiter: You've had enough, you're going to gain weight.
Sailor Moon: So what I don't care!
Sailor Mars: Maybe that I don't care attitude is the reason why someone dumped you.
Sailors: REI!
I glared at Sailor Mars!
Me: Rei that was cruel!
Sailor Mars: Sorry.
Lord Drakkon: Actually, Rei might be onto something.
Knighty Knight: Young Serena seems a little... bloated.
Me: Yeah we have been trying to help her not eat so much.
Sailor Mercury: More to the point Serena, overeating is proven to slow the mind and makes you very sleepy. You really owe it to yourself as a student to be aware of your diet so you can stay awake and study.
Me: Ami has a really good point.
Sailor Jupiter: Once more, eating too many sweet potatoes has another unpleasant effect.
Sailor Venus: That's right. You may end up passing smelly gas.
Me: Uh oh.
Sailor Moon: Oh be quiet, I just want to eat my potatoes in peace.
She took another bite and then…
LOUD FART!
Me: WHOOPS!
POINK!
Sailor Moon was shocked.
Sailors: EW That was really gross.
Me: Serena. (Sniffs) WOOWEE! Man that is rank!
Qin: Geez!
We laughed!
Sailor Moon: Sorry.
Sailor Moon blushed in embarrassment.
Sailor Mars: See, Serena? I told you something like this would happen!
Flywheels: Rei's got a point, actually.
Me: Guys you're not helping! Serena even though they do have a point you got to literally watch what you eat. Look what happened to the mascots yesterday.
Nico: Yeah.
Sailor Moon: Okay okay! Geez!
LOUD FART!
Me: Geez! (COUGHS)
Vulture: First of all, the mascots went crazy for fish, They didn't get fat.
Camie Chameleon: And second, Horsea was the only one who didn't eat the herring. So she's okay.
Me: I know but you still have to be careful.
Lola: Yeah.
Eli: But the Sweet Potatoes are still good though.
Aerith: They sure are.
Me: Yeah.
Eli: Wait! (Senses something)
Me: What is it Eli?
Eli: I'm sensing something.
Me: Is it Another Omnitrix Alien?
Eli: No this is something else.
Me: What is it?
Eli: Look there!
Eli pointed behind me and I saw a figure coming.
Nico: What's that?
Clayface: Are our targets near?
Eli: No. They are far away.
Varie: Is it one of the Cappicola?
Me: I don't think so.
I looked and saw that it was KAZUMA KENZAKI THE JOKER UNDEAD!
I gasped!
Me: Oh man! That's Kazuma!
Nico: He was here!?
Eli: Oh wow!
Me: Now I have a chance to help him!
I went over to him.
Me: (FLARES UP BLUE FIRE AURA) Hold on Kazuma.
I walked over.
Clayface: The poor guy must've gotten in contact with a Dark Orb.
Eli: No I sense that he was turned into this after what happened to him because of Hiroshi.
Qin: Eli is right.
I walked and approached him and he went at me and I pulled out my Phoenix Rouse Card and I teleported it and put it on his chest and chanted an incantation and it sucked in his undead self and cured him and reverted him back to normal. I had his Joker half banished to the Warp. I then picked him up.
Me: Guys lets get him help!
We went back to the camp and helped him.
Kazuma groaned.
Nico: He's coming around.
Me: (Speaking in Japanese) カズマ?カズマ?カズマ元気?(Kazuma? Kazuma? Kazuma are you alright?)
Kazuma: I think so. What happened? Who are you?
Me: Kazuma we are Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Remember? You helped us out during the 20 Days of Darkness. We were over in Agrabah on January 31st, 2021 and you helped us out in battling Heartless working for Jafar who returned as a Genie.
Kazuma: It is you guys. What happened?
Me: We've had a tremendous change.
Firepower: Hey, Kazuma.
Evil Pharaoh Man: How are you feeling?
Kazuma: I feel like I got hit by a truck. What happened?
Me: You were turned into the Joker Undead and you saved everyone and killed Hiroshi the first time at the cost of everything. But I gave it back to you. Kazuma, I watched everything that happened to you on TV. What happened (Tears stream down my face) was absolutely horrible. You went through an absolute nightmare because of Hiroshi.
Nico: But J.D. saved you and you have your life back.
Me: Also we never got the chance to thank you for helping us during the 20 Days of Darkness. We owe you big time for that.
Kazuma: I'm glad I was able to help. But You realize I pretty much left all my friends and my entire life was to make sure the world is safe.
Me: I know. You are a true hero and you saved the entire world from being turned into a War World.
Veon: You know what? We'll fucking go over the laws of the Battle Fight when it's time for Evelyn's missions. But you can still use your Kamen Rider Blade form.
Me: That's right. Also thank goodness we found you. I'm glad you're okay.
Nico: We all are. We were going to look high and low to the ends of the Earth and all over the universe for you.
Me: Yeah.
Kazuma: I'm glad you guys found me.
Qin: We are too.
Kazuma: To keep the Battle Fight a stalemate, I have to stay away from Hajime. (smiles) But nothing ever said anything about you guys.
Snow Ghost: You're welcome to stay with us.
Kazuma: Thank you guys.
Eccentro: And your timing couldn't be anymore perfect.
Me: You wound up on a sweet potato planet and we are here to fight one of our old enemies: The Cappicola Gang.
Qin: Yeah it's a long story.
Kazuma: I'll have to hear about it later.
Me: Also we got these during all our missions and adventures.
I pulled out Rouse Cards.
Kazuma: Rouse Cards? Where did you get those?
Me: Funny story on that.
Sougo: It was because of one of our enemies that we got them.
Me: During many of our missions we battled Another Riders, Another Rangers and Sentai and more. They were made by a monster named Swartz.
Woz: What General J.D. says is true.
Nico: Really ugly story.
Grenade Man: And I guess you're gonna help us against Opaline.
Kazuma: Opaline?
Me: We'll tell you about it later.
Nico: Yeah. First lets finish our mission here.
Sailor Moon farted.
Me: Before Sailor Moon poisons us.
Sailor Moon: Sorry.
Eli: I sense that the Cappicola Gang is over that hill 25 klicks to the east.
Nico: Then that's where we need to go.
Me: Okay. And Kazuma, when we meet the rest of the team soon we'll tell them about your progress and how you're doing.
Kazuma: Thank you J.D.
Me: And don't worry Kazuma, Hiroshi will pay the ultimate price for everything he did and we'll make sure that he gets the Black Gates for his crimes.
Kazuma: The Black Gates?
Me: The deadliest technique we have in our arsenal.
Nico: Yeah.
Kazuma: I'll have to see it in action soon.
Nico: Yeah. But first we got some bad Gangsters to take down.
RD Lana: Entrance time!
We went to the hill and we saw THE CAPPICOLA GANG!
Me: Targets sighted.
Nico: All right guys lets get them.
We went at them and then the Cappicola Gang was mad. Then the spirits of elemental cards came and then feet appeared and kicked them square in their crotches and man they were not going to like that! Then the cards converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted out and a phoenix cry was heard and we landed.
Me: Hello you bad mascots!
Eli: Surprised to see us?
Me: Been a long time.
Lego Poison Ivy: You guys are in big trouble.
Absorbing Man: Got anything I can absorb?
I pulled out a big bar of Adamantium.
Me: Will Adamantium work?
Absorbing Man: Thanks.
He touched it and turned into pure metal.
Leader: You ruined everything for us! We could have been rich from those diamonds but no! You goody two shoes had to step in!
Me: Because that's what we do!
Xenia: We're heroes!
Laney: And you guys are dead meat!
Then Brass Knuckles, Springfield Bullies, Hydros, Pyros, Larxene, Shade, Shiv, 2016 Morbucks, Abis Mal, White Lightning, Libra Zodiarts, Aries Zodiarts, Evil Jewel Man, Evil Cloud Man, Zeru, Mz Ruby, Nightstrike, Yost Magneto, Quicksand, and Phantom Blot appeared.
Nico: Brass Knuckles, Springfield Bullies, Hydros, Pyros, Larxene, Shade, Shiv, 2016 Morbucks, Abis Mal, White Lightning, Libra Zodiarts, Aries Zodiarts, Evil Jewel Man, Evil Cloud Man, Zeru, Mz Ruby, Nightstrike, Yost Magneto, Quicksand, and Phantom Blot.
Hydros: This planet is amazing.
Me: Boy it sure is.
Larxene: Whoa is that Kazuma Kenzaki of the Blade team?
Me: It sure is.
Kazuma: Awesome to meet you guys.
Shiv: We haven't seen you since the 20 Days of Darkness in Agrabah.
Shade: How did you wind up here?
Me: That's the question that's practically on everyone's minds right now.
Brass Knuckles: (to Kazuma) It's an honor to meet you, Kazuma.
Kazuma: The honor is mine.
Jimbo: Man, I can't wait until it's time for Evelyn's missions!
Hydros: Me neither!
Me: Well we got 12 missions before those. So some time in December probably.
Lola: Yeah.
Pyros: (to Nico) We heard you met Nergal's son.
Nico: We sure did. He's a nice kid and Billy loves him like a great brother.
Larxene: He'll make a fine addition to our ranks.
Me: Like father like son as they say.
Larxene: Yeah.
?: That is amazing!
A figure came out and it was CYBERNETIC REX from episodes 23 and 24 of Operation Overdrive!
A robotic Tyrannosaurus/Allosaurus monster with battleship-like armor created and piloted by Moltor. It can bite, shoot lasers from its cannons, and it also has the ability to launch swarms of Lavadactyls. Moltor asked the Fearcats for a gyro to power it, but the gyro somehow doesn't work. Then Moltor and the Fearcats planned to capture Ronny to drain her energy as an alternative power source. Moltor and Fearcats used the special battery that was powered from two loving sources - Ronny and Sentinel Knight. In the first battle with Rangers, Rex used a mass of lasers and armada of Lavadactyls. Once powered, Rex proves itself powerful enough to counter attack and defeat the DriveMax Ultrazord. It was running out of power as the Battlefleet Ship appeared and Moltor retreated. During the second fight, Rex battled Battlefleet that was turned into the Megazord Mode. New robot was more powerful and blasted Rex from his weapons. Rex was soon easily destroyed at the hands of the Battlefleet Megazord.
Nico: Whoa!
Mack: Cybernetic Rex!
Me: I remember you! You were made by Moltor and your battleship form is amazing! Also you planned to use it to capture Ronnie and drain her of her power.
Cybernetic Rex: That's right. Good memory.
Me: That was so awesome.
Nico: You're the second giant the Operation Overdrive Rangers fought that we've seen sentient.
Cybernetic Rex: I am, aren't I?
Me: That was so awesome.
Qin: It sure was.
Me: Kazuma you're about to see our power in action.
We went and got the usual battles underway.
Jack Atlas, Carly Atlas, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Goku, Piccolo, Vegeta, Gohan, Tempest Shadow and Itachi Uchiha VS Brass Knuckles - Nico's Rescue and battling the Vengeance Express 6 and the Rump City Bootyheads
Brass Knuckles was first.
Brass Knuckles: (to Jack) Nico's rescue involved battling the Vengeance Express 6 and the Rump City Bootyheads. I hope they put up more of a fight this time!
Jack Atlas: They sure did and man it was brutal! Everyone did a really awesome job against them.
Carly Atlas: We sure did and it was really cool and awesome. We sang a lot of awesome songs against them as well as do a lot of awesome pranks from our Wonder Ride Books.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah those all were so fun and cool.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) They sure were cool and it was so fun.
Sunburn: Yeah they sure did.
Goku: (LAUGHS) Yeah it was really awesome and cool.
Piccolo: It sure was.
Vegeta: We all were amazed there.
Gohan: We had a lot of fun on that one.
Tempest Shadow: We sure did. That was awesome. Eddy got it all on his phone and it was fun.
Brass Knuckles: Glad you guys had a lot of fun. Lets do it!
Jack summoned Ignatius and merged Hermos with Red Nova Dragon and it formed into THE RED NOVA FLARE SCYTHE! They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.
Sam S.L., Luna, Izzy (Dino Fury), Fern, Amity, Luz, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Applejack, Andy, Rodney, Blackfire and Mewtwo VS Springfield Bullies - Battling Another Ultimate Nanomech who is an old enemy from my past
The Springfield Bullies were next.
Kearney: (to Sam) Nico, Hawkeye, and the others did good Battling Another Ultimate Nanomech.
Dolph: Was he really an old enemy from J.D.'s past?
Sam S.L.: You better believe he was! You thought the Boogeyman from Grim's School days was bad, Trevor Bushington was the worst! He was the worst bully in all of Denver, Colorado!
Luna: Yeah he was an awful guy dudes!
Izzy (Dino Fury): What he did makes everything the Boogeyman did look like child's play in comparison and it was brutal!
Fern: Yeah no kidding there.
Amity: What he did was really awful!
Luz: You are not kidding there. He was one of the worst bullies ever!
Lyra Heartstrings: Yeah what he was doing showed that his heart was as black as night!
Bon Bon: Yeah no kidding there. That was awful!
Fluttershy: Oh it sure was.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah J.D. did really good stopping him before.
Stealth Elf: Yeah no kidding.
Jimbo: That is good he stopped Trevor! We may be bullies ourselves but there is one thing he will never have and that is honor.
Applejack: That is true. I can't believe he was that evil.
Andy: Yeah what a jerk!
Rodney: My point exactly.
Dolph: No kidding there.
Jimbo: Yeah no kidding. At least he's back in prison. Lets do it!
Sam summoned Dark Dryad and merged Hermos with Volcanic Bullet and it formed into THE VOLCANIC INFERNO BLASTER! They fired waves of fire, leaves, grass and energy and flowers and smashed them down.
Azulongmon, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Kamen Rider Zero One, Weather Vane, and Protoboy VS Hydros the Ice Titan - Lincoln's rescue
Hydros the Ice Titan was next.
Hydros: (to Azulongmon) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Southeastern Ohio. How was it?
Azulongmon: It was really cool and we battled an escaped mental patient named The Mad-Man and it was very cool and fun.
Rarity: Oh it sure was and we made sure that monster cannibal never lives again.
Sweetie Belle: That guy was a horror! A nightmare!
Gill Grunt: He sure was.
Aruto: But at least he's gone for good now.
Hydros: Indeed. I'm glad. Lets do it!
Azulongmon summoned Undine and merged Hermos with Codarus and it formed into THE CODARUS OCEAN SOVEREIGN MAELSTROM SWORD! They fired waves of lightning, water, ice, jewels and energy and smashed him down.
Zhuqiaomon, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, El Tigre, Frida, Dragon (Skunk Fu), and Burner Man VS Pyros the Lava Titan - Meeting a Thunder End Dragon Gene-slammer
Pyros the Lava Titan was next.
Pyros: (to Zhuqiaomon) I heard you guys met a Thunder End Dragon Gene-slammer. What's her name?
Zhuqiaomon: Her name is Dolores Smokcienia and she is from Poland and is a really smart and awesome guardian angel. She really outsmarted Lisa.
Twilight Sparkle: She sure did and I am really impressed with her story.
Starshine Sparkle: Me too. That was awesome.
FLASHBACK
Dolores Smokcienia: (Polish Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Dolores, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Dolores Smokcienia: (Polish Accent) That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much bigger you've gotten in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well, because I've seen you reading tons of books I've gotten you.
Nico: You got that right. So, Dolores, what's the story on why you absolutely hated Lisa with a burning passion?
Dolores Smokcienia: (Polish Accent) That's a story I would never forget. One day, Lincoln and I were in his room doing our Math homework for Math class, but as we were doing our math homework, we saw a smoke bomb about to drop, so we evacuated. I knew there was only one person who would do this: it was Lisa, we overheard her plan of how she wanted to knock us out with her smoke bomb and then drag us to her lab, so she can kill Lincoln by dissecting him alive and remove all his organs, and then, she was going to kill me by opening my skull and removing my brain. But, what that fool didn't know was that I had my phone recording everything, and when Lisa opened her door to check, she'd seen we weren't there, but when we reappeared right behind Lisa, she was absolutely furious and she ordered Todd and her robots to capture us. But, Lincoln fired red lightning at them and he sucked out all their energy and it made him even more powerful than ever, and then, I came in and judo-kicked her into a wall and knocked her out. Then, Lincoln tied her up and dragged her downstairs, and when I played the recording, everyone in the Loud House was furious at Lisa, even Luna and Lynn got out a guitar and baseball bat and were about to hit Lisa on her head, but Lincoln held them back. So, as punishment for her scheme, Lisa was grounded for nineteen weeks, and to make my point even more efficient, I asked some friends who are cops to take Lisa to the Lansing Maximum Security Nuthouse and they showed her that if she did this ever again, this was going to be her fate: disowned forever and put in the federal nuthouse forever.
We cheered wildly.
Nico: Wow, that was some awesome brainpower you displayed, Dolores.
Lincoln: Yeah, and this wasn't just Dolores' brainpower that saved us from Lisa, but Lisa's done that kind of thing before to me, but I was ready for her, and like I said, if Lisa did this again, she wasn't getting any mercy. No matter how smart she is, if she acted like the cold-hearted emotionless demon again, I was going to make her pay.
Me: Yeah, Lincoln had warned her many times, but she didn't listen, she was driven by revenge and a thirst for blood.
Dolores Smokcienia: (Polish Accent) She deserved whatever kind of punishment her parents give her, along with the many times that I and the other Guardian Angels had to pummel her senselessly until she was defeated.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Pyros: Whoa! That was really smart thinking of Dolores there!
Spyro: It sure was. At least Dark Lisa is gone and we'll never worry about her again.
El Tigre: Thank goodness for that.
Frida: Yeah no kidding there.
Pyros: I agree there. Also I heard that Misty is now in Lincoln's harem. Is that true?
Zhuqiaomon: It sure is. Misty made a clone so she can both be with Opaline to tell us what she is up to and be with Lincoln at the same time.
Pyros: Very clever! Nice job on her part for that one. Lets do it!
Zhuqiaomon summoned Jirwolf and merged Hermos with Dark Sage and it formed into THE SAGE MIGHT STAFF! They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed him down.
Volcana, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Turbo Power Rangers, Azula and Zuko VS Larxene - Poromon making a puppet of himself
Larxene wass next.
Larxene: (to Volcana) Poromon made a puppet of himself, huh? Nico felt it was creepy.
Volcana: He did but not many of us. I thought it was a really cute puppet. Now Mr. Coconuts, Mrs. Appleblossom, Little Squidward, Eddo and Colonel Crackers all have a mascot friend.
Applejack: Yeah we all thought that was really cute.
Apple Bloom: It sure was funny and Poromon has a great talent in puppetry.
Flashwing: He sure does and Sasori of the Red Sands would be proud.
T.J.: I agree there too.
Larxene: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Volcana summoned Undergolem and merged Hermos with Thunder Dragon Colossus and it formed into THE THUNDERSTORM DRAGON COLOSSAL WARHAMMER! They fired waves of fire, lightning, earth, rock, boulders, crystal and apples and smashed her down.
Black Widow, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Pirates of Dark Water, Flywheels and Stranglehold VS Shade - Poromon's puppet is cute
Shade was next.
Shade: (to Black Widow) Poromon's puppet is cute. Just hope it doesn't go bad.
Black Widow: I do too. But Poromon's puppet was really well made and is also really cute.
Starlight Glimmer: (LAUGHS) Now we have a mascot puppet too. It's awesome.
Cozy Glow: It sure was and it was awesome.
Hex: I agree there.
Ren: We all thought it was awesome and adorable.
Tula: That is a well made one.
Shade: It sure is a cute puppet and well made too. Lets do it!
Black Widow summoned Jericho and merged Hermos with Skull Knight and it formed into THE SKULL FURY SWORD! They fired waves of energy, bones, magic, stars and lightning and smashed him down.
Lynn, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Aligned Transformers, Clayface and Rhino VS Shiv - The Sweet Potato Planet is amazing
Shiv was next.
Shiv: (to Lynn) The Sweet Potato Planet is amazing. Did you try any?
Lynn: Boy I sure did! And man were the sweet potatoes awesome.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah they were awesome and good.
Scootaloo: They sure are.
Whirlwind: We had a lot of them.
Aligned Optimus: I agree there too. It's cool.
Shiv: It sure is. This planet is amazing too. Lets do it!
Lynn summoned Ariel and merged Hermos with Battle Footballer and they formed into THE FOOTBALL SPORTS WAR CLUB! They fired waves of wind, rainbows, fire and lightning and smashed him down.
Lexx, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Dino Thunder Rangers, Veon and Hagger VS 2016 Morbucks - Woowee! Sailor Moon has really nasty gas
2016 Morbucks was next.
2016 Morbucks: (to Lexx) Woowee! Sailor Moon has really nasty gas!
Sailor Moon farts!
Lexx: (COUGHS) Yeah no kidding! But Sailor Venus did tell her that Sweet Potatoes can give you bad gas.
Pinkie Pie: (LAUGHS) It's really funny!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It is funny and silly.
Featherweight: No kidding. But it's really funny how Sailor Moon farts too.
Sprocket: It sure is. We all laughed.
Tyler Navarro: We all laughed and Sailor Moon thought it was cool.
2016 Morbucks: Boy no kidding. Glad you guys are amused. Lets do it!
Lexx summoned Metagolem and merged Hermos with Super Express Bullet Train and it formed into THE BULLET TRAIN ROCKET BAZOOKA! They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and fire and smashed her down.
Weiss, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, James Bond, Grenade Man and Aqua Man (Mega Man) VS Abis Mal - The Cappicola Gang returning
Abis Mal was next.
Abis Mal: (to Weiss) The Cappicola Gang returned after Nico, J.D., and the rest defeated them before. I don't think you were with the team when it happened.
Weiss: No I wasn't. But that was really cool that J.D. and everyone faced them before. It was incredible how they all were able to elude the police for so long.
Princess Celestia: And they were waiting for the right moment for when the Statute of Limitations ran out.
King Solar: Yeah that was crazy.
Solar Eclipsa: It sure was.
Amber Morning: We were amazed that all that happened before.
Spotlight: It sure did. That was incredible.
James Bond: (British Accent) It was a really fun adventure though. Glad they were caught the first time.
Abis Mal: They sure were. Lets do it!
Weiss summoned Solar and merged Hermos with Palladium Oracle Mahad and it formed itno THE ORACLE SABER OF MAHAD! They fired waves of light and smashed him down.
Princess Frosta, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Stacy Bolton, Otto Rocket, Reggie Rocket, Twist, Samie, RD Lana and Fubuki Kakuyoko VS White Lightning - The Cappicola Gang are going to get their sorry tin can butts kicked
White Lightning was next.
White Lightning: (to Frosta) The Cappicola Gang are going to get their sorry tin can butts kicked. They're lucky they're only going to the Warp.
Princess Frosta: That's for sure. What they did thought however shows that they are bad men.
Princess Luna: They sure are and they need to be put in their places.
Moondust: No kidding. They are greedy thieves and monsters.
Snowdrop: Yeah they sure are.
Gari: I agree there too.
Blackout: We beat them before and we can do so again too.
Stacy Bolton: That's for sure.
Otto Rocket: And it will not be pretty.
Reggie Rocket: No kidding there too.
White Lightning: You got that right. Lets do it!
Frosta summoned Lunar and merged Hermos with Ice Master and it formed into THE ICE SNOW STAFF OF THE COLD DRAGON! They fired waves of ice and darkness and smashed her down.
Angel (X-Men) VS Libra Zodiart
Libra Zodiart was next.
Libra Zodiart: Boy the Bootyheads and the Vengeance Express 6 came at everyone today.
Angel (X-Men): They sure did and man they were out for their blood.
Libra Zodiart: That is crazy.
Angel summoned Angel 07 and it formed into the ANGEL 07 SWORDS OF JUSTICE! He fired waves of light and smashed him down.
Aries and Hanabi Hyuga VS Aries Zodiart.
Aries Zodiart was next.
Aries Zodiart: I did not expect the Another Ultimate Nanomech to be an enemy of J.D.
Aries: Me neither.
Hanabi: No kidding. This guy really had it out for J.D.
Aries Zodiart: Boy he must really hate him.
Hanabi merged Hermos with Fire Cracker and it formed into THE SWORD OF THE FIREWORKS! They fired waves of light and fire and smashed him down.
Eria the Water Charmer VS Evil Jewel Man.
Evil Jewel Man was next.
Evil Jewel Man: Trevor really hated J.D. Why is that?
Eria: He was infuriated that J.D. busted him and sent him to prison for all his crimes. It was horrible.
Evil Jewel Man: Man that is insane. Trevor is nuts.
Eria merged Hermos with Ice Knight and it formed into THE COLD KNIGHT SWORD OF SUBZERO WRATH! She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Erina Nakiri VS Evil Cloud Man.
Evil Cloud Man was next.
Evil Cloud Man: I have this feeling that when Kamen Rider Blade comes up that they are going to be in for a crazy and depressing time with them because of what happened with Hajime.
Erina: I have that same feeling too. That team literally went through hell.
Evil Cloud Man: It sure did.
Erina merged Hermos with Number 59: Crooked Cook and it formed into THE 59 SPATULA SWORDS OF THE CROOKED COOK! She fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him down.
Ryo VS Zeru
Zeru was next.
Zeru: I feel really bad for all the members of the Blade team of Kamen Rider.
Ryo: I do too. I can't believe they went through hell like that.
Zeru: I agree there. What Hiroshi Tennoji did was beyond pure evil! I hope J.D. makes him suffer for everything he did!
Ryo merged Hermos with Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Rooster and it formed into THE ROOSTER FIRE FIST SWORD! He fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Nightscream VS Nightstrike
Nightstrike was next.
Nightstrike: Quite frankly I hope J.D. makes not only Hiroshi suffer but also all the people that hurt the Blade team.
Nightscream: Yeah what Hiroshi and his men all did was completely incomprehensible and unforgivable.
Nightstrike: No kidding.
Nightscream merged Hernos with Darktellarknight Batlamyus and it formed into THE BAT SWORD OF THE STELLAR DARKNESS! He fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Mulan VS Yost Magneto
Yost Magneto was next.
Yost Magneto: How did J.D. react to everything Hiroshi did?
Mulan: He exploded in a massive burst of power and rage! J.D. vowed that when the time comes that he would make sure that heartless monster suffered for everything he did.
Yost Magneto: Boy I don't blame J.D. for that one bit. Hiroshi is an absolute heartless and honorless slimeball.
Mulan merged Hermos with Berserkion the Electromagna Warrior and it formed into THE LIGHTNING MAGNET BERSERKER SWORD! She fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.
Aria Blaze VS Mz. Ruby
Mz. Ruby was next.
Mz. Ruby: This will be most fun for us.
Aria Blaze: You bet it will.
Aria merged Hermos with Krokodilus and it formed into THE CROCODILE WARHAMMER! She smashed her down with incredible force.
Mira VS Quicksand
Quicksand was next.
Quicksand: I can't believe Hiroshi did all that and all because of his quest for power.
Mira: You're not kidding there. What he did shows that he is no longer a human being, but a heartless monster.
Quicksand: That is for sure.
Mira merged Hermos with Extraceratops and it formed into THE EXTRACERA FURY HORNSWORD! She fired waves of earth and smashed her down.
Shirley the Loon VS Phantom Blot
Phantom Blot was next.
Phantom Blot: If anyone deserves the Black Gates it's definitely Hiroshi Tennoji!
Shirley the Loon: I agree completely there too.
Phantom Blot: That is for sure.
Shirley merged Hermos with Serene Psychic Witch and it formed into THE SERENITY PSYCHIC SWORD OF THE MIND! She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Bridget Branley VS Reika Hanehara the Heat Dopont
Reika Hanehara the Heat Dopont was next.
Reika Hanehara: I heard about what happened with the Blade Team. They went through a nightmare.
Bridget Branley: (Flares Up Fire Aura) You are not kidding there. They did nothing to deserve that.
Reika Hanehara: No kidding. Lets do it! (TURNS INTO HEAT DOPONT)
Bridget fired fireballs at her and smashed her all over.
Ashley Aella VS Maria S. Cranberry the Cyclone Dopont
Maria S. Cranberry was next.
Maria S. Cranberry: Boy when the Blade Ambassador Missions come, Hiroshi better start praying.
Ashley Aella: (Flares up Wind Aura) I know. He better start begging for mercy when the time comes.
Maria S. Cranberry: You got that right. Lets do it! (TURNS INTO CYCLONE DOPANT!)
Ashley fired waves of wind and smashed her down.
Operation Overdrive Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Cybernetic Rex
Cybernetic Rex was next.
Nico: This will be good.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of brand-new hand-cannon Blasters for more members of the team, this time, it's for the X-Men
For the X-Men: hand-cannon Blasters named X-Men Mutant Elemental Firestorm Fury and modelled after Mario's Lightning Shark blaster and Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury blaster, but the hand-cannon blasters' colors scheme match the colors of the X-Men with elements on the blasters and with the symbol of the X-Men etched on the side, and colored gems on the top of the blasters.
Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
Operation Overdrive Rangers: OVERDRIVE ACCELERATE!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! OPERATION OVERDRIVE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Operation Overdrive Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
Rangers: DRILL CANNON!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they blasted him all over and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Cybernetic Rex you have failed this planet.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped!
Sailor Mercury: That's it, I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity, Cappicola Gang.
Suddenly, something within Sailor Mercury's mind snapped as memories of what The Cappicola Gang did to Mordecai and Rigby and their friends in the past came rushing into her head, her aqua blue eyes turned neon aqua blue, and she was surrounded by an aqua blue energy aura, angels, ocean waves, water, and stars surrounding her, she unholstered her Sword of Mercury from her back, and as she approached The Cappicola Gang, she left aqua blue energy, angels, water, ocean waves, and stars with every step.
Sailor Mercury: You absolutely make me sick, Cappicola Gang, you've done so many horrible and nasty things in the past, especially to what you did to Mordecai, Rigby, and their friends, and I can't forgive you for that. (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) But, I would've thought you'd never return after we destroyed you all long ago when you resurfaced, and for what you've done to Mordecai, Rigby, and their friends in the past..., YOU'VE CROSSED ONE LINE TOO MANY, YOU LOW-DOWN, SADISTIC, EVIL, BLACK-HEARTED, MURDEROUS PIECES OF SHIT, AND NOW, I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU NEVER EVER RETURN AGAIN TO HURT BENSON AND OUR FRIENDS FROM THE PARK!
We gasped at the extent of the fury coming from Sailor Mercury.
Lincoln: Uh oh, Amy's snapped big time!
Nico: More like she's exploded, and this also reached Adrastea Chernabog since she was the one who resurrected The Cappicola Gang in the first place.
Eli: HIT THE DECK!
We took cover as Sailor Mercury screamed like a madwoman and then…
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
There was a massive explosion of energy and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of aqua blue energy with water, ocean waves, and stars surrounding the vortex, there are angels and a cat flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with the Astrological Sign of Mercury above its head. Then, as the vortex faded, Sailor Mercury emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Sailor Mercury grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her short aqua blue hair, she has neon blue eyes and an aqua blue energy aura, angels, water, ocean waves, and stars surrounding her, she has a cat with the Astrological Sign of Mercury emblazoned on her forehead, she has on cat earrings with aqua gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with aqua blue gems in the gold water drop links and aqua blue crystal links and an aqua blue angel-shaped Element of Harmony in the center and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a cat with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant, she has on a short-sleeved white blouse, aqua blue short-sleeved shirt with the ocean waves on it, long blue skirt with stars on it, white stockings, white knee-high high heels, and a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with water, ocean waves, and stars on the coattails and on the back is an angel with the astrological sign of Mercury above its head. Suddenly, Sailor Mercury felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive aqua blue angel wings with light blue tips grew and sprouted out from her back, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with aqua blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Sailor Mercury's massive Sword of Mercury and all the swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of aqua blue energy, ocean waves, water, stars, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sailor Mercury's Eternal Love Angel Mage's Staff of Maelstrom Justice, it's a brand-new Mage's Staff measuring at 8'1" in length with a large aqua blue globe mounted on top of four white dove heads with aqua blue gems for eyes, large aqua blue gem surrounded by a white ring and a white dragon coiled around one end of the long black handle and on the other end is an aqua blue gem and below it are four smaller white dove heads with aqua blue gems for eyes below a large gold crescent-shaped weight and large aqua blue gem on it, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with aqua blue gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold angel head with aqua blue gems for eyes and large aqua blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an aqua blue kanji below the angel that said, "Ami Mizuno Also Known As Sailor Mercury, Sailor Guardian of Water, Member of The Sailor Scouts, Loving Daughter of Saeko Mizuno, Destroyer of Queen Beryl and The Moon Kingdom's Villains and Enemies, Friend of Serenity, Molly, Amara, Hotaru, Lida, Galaxia, Rei, Mina, Trista, Michelle, and Yulia, and Master of Water, Stars, Moonlight, and Angels"
セーラーマーキュリーとしても知られる水野亜美、水のセーラーガーディアン、セーラースカウトのメンバー、水野冴子の愛する娘、ベリル女王とムーンキングダムの悪役と敵の破壊者、セレニティの友、モリー、アマラ、ホタル、リダ、ギャラクシア、レイ、ミナ、トリスタ、ミシェル、ユリア、水と星と月光と天使の達人
Sailor Mercury has transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA HOLY CELESTIAL MERCURY MAELSTROM SAILOR ANGEL OF DIVINE HOLY CELSTIAL MERCURY WATER JUSTICE AND DIVINE MERCURY WATER LOVE!
We were amazed by Sailor Mercury's Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, but when The Cappicola Gang saw it, they went ballistic and went after her to kill her, but Sailor Mercury fired a powerful aqua blue energy blast with stars, water, ocean waves, and angels at The Cappicola Gang, and it exploded with incredible power and they got wet and almost short-circuited, and they were pissed off incredibly.
Sailor Moon: Whoa! Ami's transformed, awesome!
Sailor Mercury: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Holy Celestial Eternal Sailor Mercury Angel and Divine Holy Celestial Maelstrom Love) There's a lot more where that came from, Cappicola Gang, hope you've said your prayers.
Nico: 'Cause we're going to make you suffer for everything that you gangsters have done!
Lincoln: Get ready to say your goodbye to another of your playthings, Adrastea Chernabog, because you've just pissed us off for the last time!
Troy: Kazuma, wait until you see this trick.
Tsukasa: You'll like what you see!
Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Red!
Kamen Ride: Blade!
Kamen Ride: Garren!
Kamen Ride: Chalice!
Kamen Ride: Leangle!
Tsukasa turned into Super Megaforce Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Blade Team!
Kazuma: Wow! That is cool!
Me: Tsukasa and Daiki have over 51+ years of Kamen Riders and 46+ Years of Sentai and Rangers.
Kazuma: Cool! Now for me.
He activated his morpher.
Kazuma: HENSHIN!
TURN UP!
He turned into KAMEN RIDER BLADE!
Me: AWESOME!
Qin: Yeah!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers!
Me: And this too.
All of us pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.
All of us: (TURNS DIALS) BURNING SUPER SENTAI POWER!
We summoned all the riders and rangers!
Kazuma: Cool!
Me: Yeah it sure is.
We went at the Cappicola Gang and punched and smashed and pulverized them all over the place.
Kelvedran, Seeryn, Kughar, and Vinta blasted and smashed them all over the place.
Trailbreaker, Exhaust, Bertie and Naomi used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Trailbreaker's force field gun, Exhaust's smoke powers and Naomi and Bertie's powers 100-fold.
Exhaust and Bertie: SMOKE ICE STORM BLAST!
Trailbreaker and Naomi Wadjat: POISON FORCE MEGABLAST!
Gears of Light and Keys and Robo Blaze: GEAR LIGHT BLAST!
Tigers of Fury and Whiger: TIGER MEGA PROWL BLAST!
Griffin Genius Might and Griffin: GRIFFIN GENIUS FURY BLAST!
Beetles of Lightning and Beetle: BEETLES OF LIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE!
Whips of Wrath and Whiplash: WHIPPING WRATH STORM!
Dragons of Fire and Magic and Drakkon: DRAGONIC FIRESTORM BLAST!
Vultures of Wind and Vulture: WIND VULTURE SCAVENGE!
Missiles of Death and Firepower: MISSILE DEATH BARRAGE!
Monsters of Furious Lightning and Eccentro: LIGHTNING MONSTER MEGABLAST!
Absorbing Ladybug Power and Absorbing Man: LADYBUG FORCE BLAST!
Living Laser Fury and Yost Living Laser: LASER LIGHT SHOW BLAST!
German Harpy Wrath and Pericles: GERMAN HARPY BLAST!
Mummies of Egypt and Mummy of Anhk-Ha: MUMMIES OF EGYPT MAYHEM BLAST!
Frogs of Mayhem and Buff Frog: FROG OF FURY FORCE!
Ostriches of Comedy and Ozzie Ostrich: OSTRICH EGG BARRAGE SHOT!
Knights of Power and Knighty Knight: KNIGHTS OF FURY BLAST!
Chameleon Disguise Power and Camie Chameleon: CHAMELEON FORCE BLAST SURPRISE!
Pharaoh Robot Force and Evil Pharaoh Man: SOLAR PHARAOH MEGA BLAST!
Snow Might and Snow Ghost: SNOW MIGHT ICE STORM!
Lego Plants and Lego Poison Ivy: LEAVES OF ULTRA SLASHING!
Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Sunray, Wild Apple-Joe, Dagger Blade, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: FIRESTORM OF FORGIVENESS BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Sunset Shimmer, Sailor Mercury, Camie, Xenia and Eli: JUSTICE OF THE FLAME MEGABLAST!
They fired waves of fire and energy.
Lincoln: SWEET POTATO ELEMENT STYLE: BEAUREGARD!
Jessica Shannon: SWEET POTATO STING STYLE: JEWEL!
Peni Parker: SWEET POTATO WEB STYLE: RED GARNET!
Entrapta: SWEET POTATO LIGHTNING STYLE: COVINGTON!
Perfuma: SWEET POTATO NATURE STYLE: CENTENNIAL!
Frosta: SWEET POTATO ICE STYLE: O'HENRY!
Jessica Kaios: SWEET POTATO FIRE STYLE: JERSEY!
Yuna Kamihara: SWEET POTATO WATER STYLE: KOTOBUKI!
Toph: SWEET POTATO EARTH STYLE: MURASAKI!
Makoto Nanaya: SWEET POTATO WIND STYLE: OKINAWA!
They fired waves of energy and elements and it formed into said Sweet Potatoes.
Lincoln and his harem: SWEET POTATO FINAL SMASH: SWEET POTATO AVALANCHE!
They fired an avalanche of sweet potatoes and the blasts hit the Cappicola Gang and they exploded! Their spirits were all banished to the Warp forever.
Sailor Mercury powered down, and her new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive white angel wings are permanent, and we got rid of The Cappicola Gang for good.
Lincoln: In the immortal words of Nico, Cappicola Gang, you have failed this world!
Nico: You said it, Lincoln, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Lillith Chernabog to deal with, and she should be arriving here along with the rest of her sisters...right now!
?: You're going to pay for ruining my fun and breaking my plaything, Vorya Emperyous!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Vorya Emperyous: (Growls) I should've known there's no mistaking that chalkboard screech from anywhere. You can come out now, Lillith Chernabog.
Selene Emperyous: Along with the rest of your demonic sisters, Adrastea.
Suddenly, the image of the Qliphoth Tree of Death appeared in the sky and surrounding it are Seals of The Demonic Princes of Hell, and three mists of darkness appeared and one of them descended onto the ground and what stood in its place was a girl with midnight black hair, blood red eyes, black clothes with the Qliphoth Tree of Death on her skirt and black demonic wings on her back: the figure was Lillith Chernabog, the third eldest of The Chernabog Sisters, and the other two remaining mists of darkness descended on the ground and what stood in their places were Drusilla Chernabog and the leader of The Chernabog Sisters, Adrastea Chernabog.
Vorya Emperyous: Lillith Chernabog, just as we expected.
Selene Emperyous: And you also had the nerve to bring Drusilla Chernabog with you when we ruined your sister's fun, Adrastea Chernabog, and we destroyed The Cappicola Gang, another of your plaything.
Lillith Chernabog: You goody-two-shoes Emperyous sisters always had to go ahead and ruin our fun like you always do!
Adrastea Chernabog: And now, you will all pay!
Adrastea Chernabog and Drusilla Chernabog came after us, but they were caught by a Sephiroth Tree of Life surrounded by two crosses that appeared below their feet and that made them scream demonically, and they were trapped.
Adrastea Chernabog: (HISSES) IT'S A TRAP! NOW, WE CAN'T GET OUT!
Selene Emperyous: That's right, and now, you ten get to watch as my little sis and our man destroy your demonic little sister for the chaos and havoc that she just pulled this morning in Ohio when she brought Mad-Man here. Oh, and if you're even thinking of breaking out, don't bother, this trap will remain there until your sister is finally gone.
Lillith Chernabog: (ROARS) YOU MISERABLE, STUPID, LITTLE...!
Lillith Chernabog rushed at Vorya Emperyous and Lincoln and tried to kill them, but Lincoln and Vorya fired powerful blasts of dark flames and rainbow flames and when she got hit, she screeched like the demon that she really is as the flames really burned her and she flew back.
Vorya Emperyous: That'll teach you, but we're just getting started, Lillith, and I've had it up to hear with you and the rest of your demonic sisters to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Vorya Emperyous' purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a black and purple energy aura with darkness, crosses, nightmare creatures, and angels, she unholstered her massive Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Lillith Chernabog, she left golden black and purple energy, darkness, nightmare creatures, crosses, and angels with every step.
Vorya Emperyous: I will never ever forgive you for all the times that you and your demonic sisters have caused chaos throughout Royal Woods, so many innocent people have been suffering due to all the chaos and suffering you bitches have unleashed, and now, the time of reckoning is now at hand, Lillith Chernabog, and now, you shall suffer God's Judgement.
Suddenly, Vorya Emperyous was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and purple energy with darkness, nightmare creatures, and crosses surrounding it, there are angels, Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate, and Vulgate the Archangel flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Vorya Emperyous emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Vorya Emperyous grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon purple eyes and a black and purple energy aura with darkness, nightmare creatures, crosses, and angels surrounding her, she has the Seal of Vulgate in the hands of Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate emblazoned on her forehead, she has on angel earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Holy, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Sandaion the Timelord with purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Holy, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her purple angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Vorya Emperyous has on a sleeveless midnight black top, midnight black skirt with the Sephiroth Tree of Life on it, black pants, knee-high midnight black high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, nightmare creatures, crosses, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate one one side and the Archangel Vulgate and they have a cross floating in their left and right hands and surrounded by darkness. Suddenly, Vorya Emperyous felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with stars and purple tips on the large midnight black feathers grew much bigger for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with black gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Vorya Emperyous' massive Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and purple energy, crosses, darkness, nightmare creatures, and angels and when it emerged, it was transformed into Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate's Holy Darkness Nightmare Storm Archangel Greatsword of Holy Darkness Storm Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate and Vulgate the Archangel etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and a large purple gem below the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate's head with purple gems for eyes and a large purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate and Vulgate that said, "Vorya Emperyous, Gene-Slammer of Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate, Third Eldest of The Emperyous Sisters, Powerful Master of Darkness, Nightmares, and The Powers of Vulgate the Archangel, Friend of Lucy Loud and Friends, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher and Despiser of Stern Fern, Destroyer of Lillith Chernabog, Archenemy of Brand, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Holy Darkness, Crosses, and Archangels"
ヴォリアエンペリアス、タイムロード プロジェニター ヴォープゲート の ジーンスラマー、エンペリアス シスターズ の 3 番目の長男、強力な闇、悪夢、そして 大天使のヴァルガタ の力、ルーシー・ラウド の友人であり友人であり、愛する守護天使であり、リンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻です。スターン・ファーンの粉砕者と軽蔑者、リリス・チェルナボーグの破壊者、ブランドの大敵、悪の殺し屋、混乱し、殺人的で、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、聖なる闇、十字架、大天使のマスター
Vorya Emperyous has transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA HOLY DARKNESS NIGHTMARE STORM ARCHANGEL TIMELORD ANGEL OF DIVINE HOLY DARKNESS NIGHTMARE STORM ARCHANGEL TIMELORD JUSTICE AND DIVINE HOLY DARKNESS STORM ARCHANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Vorya Emperyous' Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Lillith Chernabog saw it, she went fucking mad and fired a blast of darkness at Vorya Emperyous to kill her, but Vorya Emperyous fired a powerful black and purple energy blast with darkness, crosses, nightmare creatures, and angels which overwhelmed the blast of darkness and it hits Lillith Chernabog, and she was burned and sent flying into a wall. But, she got out and she was extremely pissed off.
Nico: Whoa, now, Voryra Emperyous has transformed, and she really looks like an Angel.
Lincoln: An Angel of Holy Darkness Timelord Justice and a champion of the Archangel Vulgate, and Vorya, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Vorya Emperyous: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Holy Darkness Storm Nightmare Timelord and Divine Holy Darkness Storm Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we destroy Lillith Chernabog once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With her equally chaotic and demonic sisters watching? With pleasure, Vorya.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Vorya Emperyous.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time to say your goodbyes forever, Lillith Chernabog, because your days of causing chaos and havoc in Michigan and the world are over!
Vorya Emperyous and Lincoln went after Lillith Chernabog, who continued firing blasts of darkness at them, but they've dodged every last one of them, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and purple energy, crosses, nightmare creatures, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, and Mermaids at Lillith Chernabog, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on her and she was also burned badly.
This was really making Lillith Chernabog extremely pissed off and this was also making the rest of The Chernabog Sisters really angry, but Vorya Emperyous and Lincoln were just getting started and Mara's divine punishment has just begun. Lillith Chernabog then summoned a massive army of demons from Hell to kill them, but Lincoln fired blasts of holy light from his large left hand, massive greatsword, massive white angel wings, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, the large nine multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and the small planets orbiting around his fingers and they hit the army of demons and they were incinerated. Then, Vorya Emperyous and Lincoln slashed off Lillith Chernabog's wings and she screamed in excruciating pain, and this horrified the rest of The Chernabog Sisters, and Lillith Chernabog was on her last legs.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Vorya Emperyous, it was known as Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate's Holy Archangel Darkness Storm Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's black and purple with darkness on the blaster with a Phoenix, Archangel, and Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate surrounded by darkness etched on the sides, and a purple gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Vorya Emperyous fired blasts of rainbow energy, black and purple energy, and elemental forces and when they hit Lillith Chernabog, they exploded with incredible power as they hit her and she was killed. Then, as they holstered their hand-cannon Blasters, Lillith Chernabog's spirit appeared and Vorya Emperyous and Lincoln drew the Judgement Kanji and Seal of Vulgate on her, and she was damned to The Black Gates as she was found guilty by those she hurt and she was erased forever. We cheered wildly for what Vorya Emperyous and Lincoln did to Lillith Chernabog as they holster their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Vorya Emperyous' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Then, the trap disappeared and we saw the horrified looks on the faces of Adrastea Chernabog and Drusilla Chernabog, and they were horrified to see what happened to Lillith Chernabog, and this pissed them off greatly.
Adrastea Chernabog: No, Lillith! (SCREAMING INSANELY) YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS, ALL OF YOU! THIS ISN'T OVER!
Adrastea Chernabog and Drusilla Chernabog disappeared in two mists of darkness.
Nico: Yeah, that's right, go lick your wounds, bitch!
Vorya Emperyous: And now, there's only two Chernabog Sisters to deal with. Thanks for helping me destroy Lillith Chernabog, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Vorya.
Suddenly, Vorya Emperyous wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Vorya Emperyous' face, they kissed passionately as Vorya Emperyous' left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate, and the Archangel Vulgate flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and angels flying behind them and and heavenly lights shined down on them and we heard a choir of angels singing and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Vorya Emperyous came back to us, as the display and Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate and the Archangel Vulgate vanished.
Nico: Wow, now that's what I call another blow to The Chernabog Sisters.
Lincoln: Yeah, and now, we really pissed off Adrastea and Drusilla Chernabog, and they'll still do anything to get revenge on us, but we'll be ready for them.
Me: Yeah.
Selene Emperyous: That's right, Linky, and we're not going to stop until The Chernabog Sisters are all gone for good.
Nico: But, we're still making our mark on those heathens with that little show.
Lincoln: And now, all that's left is to deal with Adrastea Chernabog and Drusilla Chernabog.
Zaina Emperyous: Which means you and I are going to deal with Drusilla Chernabog tomorrow, and finally, you and Selene will deal with the leader of The Chernabog Sisters, Adrastea Chernabog.
Lincoln: That's right, Zaina, and if we want to be fully ready for the battle against Queen Opaline, we not only need a plan in place on how to deal with her, but The Chernabog Sisters need to go.
Selene Emperyous: That's right, Linky. Queen Opaline's already a dangerous threat to all ponies and the planet for her evil xenophobic power-hungry ways and for the crimes she committed a thousand years ago, and The Chernabog Sisters are an equally dangerous threat to all of mankind, so we need to get rid of The Chernabog Sisters for good.
Nico: Before we make our move on Queen Opaline, and the battle between the Twelve Archangel and Timelord Sisters of Heaven and the Twelve Demon Sisters of Hell is fast approaching its climax with the epic showdown with Adrastea Chernabog.
Me: Lincoln and Selene Emperyous will make sure that she pays big time for her crimes in blood!
Selene Emperyous: Her and her sisters will all pay in blood.
Eli: Yeah. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet tomorrow?
Lincoln: Good question, Eli, hmm. Oh, I've got some really good ones, how about Gene-Slammers for Fusion Dragonoid, Blade Tigrerra, Preyas, Storm Skyress, Alpha Hydranoid, Hammer Gorem, Battle Ax Vladitor, and Omega Leonidas.
We gasped.
Dan Kuso: Whoa, Gene-Slammers of our Guardian Bakugan?!
Dragonoid: We've already met Apollonia Apollonir, Allina Lion, Beverly Frosch, Ashley Clayf, Aethra Oberus, and Lilith Exedra, the Gene-Slammers of Apollonir, Lars Lion, Frosch, Clayf, Oberus, and Exedra, and we already met Kaze Wynn, who's the Gene-Slammer of Skyress, so this should be an interesting rescue tomorrow.
Runo: You said it, but I can't just help but get the feeling that the Gene-Slammers for you, Tigrerra, Preyas, Gorem, and Hydranoid are girls whom we've known from long ago.
Dan Kuso: We'll soon find out first thing tomorrow on Lincoln's rescue, Runo.
Shun: That's right.
Shade: That's it for the Cappicola Gang.
Me: Banished to the Warp.
Shiv: Serves them right!
2016 Morbucks: Now, what to do with these sweet potatoes?
Abis Mal: We can always bring them home.
White Lightning: After Serena stops farting.
LOUD FARTS!
Me: (COUGHS) Geez!
Kazuma: (LAUGHS) That's funny.
Me: Yeah it is.
Nico: But great job today guys.
Qin: Thanks.
Sailor Mercury: (To the viewers) This was an amazing and awesome adventure. Hope you all liked this one as much as we did.
Nico: I know I did.
We all gathered up so many sweet potatoes and there were LOTS of them. Also we went back home and got Kazuma settled in and then we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep. Sailor Moon was going to be on the toilet for a while.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
Part 5 of the Thanksgiving Planets done.
Sweet Potatoes are delicious and really good for you too.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, War Machine, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to the world of Magic The Gathering and we're going to the Zephyr Maze and we're going to battle Barodius again and send that monster back to the Warp and also we're going to battle Another Ultimate Lodestar and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Gaap the Divine Soldier. Her name is Veronica Gaspard. Veronica is Nico's friend from history and she knows all about Dark Magic and knows is also a really amazing chef like many of our famous chef friends. She also makes out of this world amazing dishes worthy of some of the best high power figures. The match-up scene for the saga is for Zaina Emperyous, Gene-Slammer of Zephion the Timelord, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy the second eldest and Adrastea's second-in-command, Drusilla Chernabog. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Venezuela, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy Zingy, an agent of Zheng Zu A.K.A. Fu Manchu and an old enemy of Shang-Chi. And we're going to meet a Fusion Dragonoid Gene-Slammer named Daria Kuso, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Math, she's a Pyrus Bakugan Brawler and part of a group that she along with seven others formed a group called the Bakugan Battle Slammers, and like the Bakugan Battle Brawlers, she's a capable Bakugan Brawler. She along with the other Bakugan Battle Slammers moved to Michigan from Japan when they were eight, and they would often play together with Lincoln, and she and the other Bakugan Battle Slammers took on the worst of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa plus Chandler, Hawk and Hank, Pablo and Anderson. To show thanks, Lincoln took her and the other Bakugan Battle Slammers to a lake where he kissed each of the Bakugan Battle Slammers underwater. She's the cousin of Dan Kuso, and she hates Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Chandler, Hawk and Hank, Pablo and Anderson with a burning passion. Get ready for an awesome battle on the world of Cornish Game Hens for the 6th planet of the Thanksgiving Planets and we're going there to not only eat Cornish Game Hens but also we're going to destroy The Destroyer of Worlds! And we're also going TO SEE SAILOR MARS EXPLODE WITH POWER AS SHE FACES HIM AND REALLY GIVES THAT MONSTER WHAT FOR! And get ready for a side battle too as the Fu EXPLODES INTO HER ULTIMATE TRANSFORMATION AGAINST THE SOUND 4 WHO ARE FROM THE 4TH GREAT WAR IN 150,000 YEARS AND SHE IS GOING TO RIP THOSE 4 MONSTERS APART AND GIVE THEM WHAT FOR!
See you all next time
