HOLD ON TO YOUR SIDES


In the early morning hours, at 1:13 AM, I was asleep in my bed and I was having a really horrible nightmare. In my dream I was in what looked like an absolutely devastated world with terrible destruction and devastation as far as the eye can see. Everything was on fire, bodies littered the ground, blood was splattered all over the place and everything was really messed up. Screaming was heard all over and more.

Me: My god, what the hell happened here?

Then I saw 8 shadowy figures and I could make them out. I saw that they were evil versions of Nico, May, Maria, William, Optimus, Ben, and Danny and they were torturing and maiming an evil version of Me!

Me: (GASPS IN FEAR)

Then the Evil Nico ripped the evil version of me's head off and then ate his heart and I was shocked and horrified!

Me: NO NO! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!

I saw that the logo on their shirts were different! It was a black dragon in a moon! It was called TEAM LOUD EVIL STORM!

Dabi was getting a glass of milk.

Dabi: Nothing wrong with getting milk in the middle of the night.

He did so and then..

BLOODCURDLING SCREAM!

Dabi: Oh man! That sounded like J.D.!

Everyone woke up and went to my room!

I was sweating hard and breathing fast!

Varie: J.D.! Are you alright!

Camie: What happened!?

Celica: Oh man! That must've been a horrible nightmare!

Nico and everyone came in!

Nico: J.D.!

Eli: Bro what happened!?

Me: (PANTING) Just a REALLY horrible nightmare!

Qin: What was it about?

Me: I saw evil versions of us! I saw evil versions of Nico, May, Maria, William, Optimus, Ben, and Danny and the evil Nico killed an evil version of me.

Camie: That's horrible!

Nico: J.D. it was just a nightmare it's all over.

Me: I don't know man. It felt so real. Like it actually happened.

Aqua: At least we don't have to worry about your evil self now.

Lola: Boy that's crazy! An evil version of us.

King Kai: (Telepathically to Nico) Nico, Everyone can you all hear me?

Nico: King Kai yes we hear you. Is something wrong?

King Kai: I'm afraid the dream that J.D. had was not just a dream at all. It was a warning. There really is actually a group like that. They are called Team Loud Evil Storm!

We gasped!

Eli: Oh man!

Nico: This is not good!

King Kai: Believe it or not however they are from a universe where the villains are all good and you guys are all evil. But they are weaker in power than you guys are are only composed of just 7 of you. They are just down to evil versions of Nico, May, Maria, William, Optimus, Ben, and Danny. The rest of you guys have all been captured by the good versions of you all and are stripped of your powers and are rotting away in prison forever.

Me: Wait! Good versions of the villains we all know and hate!?

King Kai: That's right. Good versions of Lex Luthor, Cinder Fall, Masata Kusaka, Evolt, Crocker, and Burns and so many more. They formed a resistance group and captured all of you guys and either stripped you all of your powers or killed you all.

Eli: That's incredible!

King Kai: It sure is.

Nico: Wow! So I'm guessing in the future they will need our help to kill the rest of this evil team of us.

King Kai: That's right. And they are located on a planet in the galaxy CEERS-93316.

Nicole: Wow! That's over 34.6 billion lightyears away from Earth.

Nico: We've never gone that far away before!

King Kai: That's right. But use extreme caution guys. This evil version of you may not be as powerful as you all are now but they are pure evil.

Thunderblast: (to King Kai) Wait. Does that mean an evil version of you exists there as well?

King Kai: No there isn't thank goodness. They came from a universe that no one even knew about. Not even me.

Thunderblast: That's a relief.

Nico: But we'll be ready for them when the time comes. There may be just the seven of them but they are completely outnumbered against us.

Me: And that means we'll have them all up against the ropes.

Xenia: Yeah.

G1 Inferno: In that case, having the usual battles on that day won't hurt.

Nico: If it weren't just 7 of them, I would disagree. But there IS only 7 of them. The battle against them won't be an all out war. It'll be like the battle against Albedo's former team.

Me: That's true. There's hundreds of us and 7 of them.

Eli: That's true.

I looked at the clock and it was 2:14 AM.

Me: Whoa it's still early. Sorry I woke you guys.

Nico: No worries J.D. Lets all go back to sleep everyone.

We agreed.

Nico: Night.

We all went back to our rooms and went back to sleep.

In the early morning hours at 4:35 AM, Lincoln had a dream, and he saw two figure who was hiding out and living in the streets of Marrakech, Morocco. But, they were no ordinary two figure, their were Overcast, daughter of one of Lincoln's future wives, Rainbow Dash. and Radioman, son of one of Lincoln's future wives, Robecca Steam. Lincoln woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Robecca Steam, Steam Train, Lori Loud, Nico, and I also had the same dream.

Lincoln: Same dream as always?

Lori: More the merrier, bro.

Robecca Steam: And not only that, it also means that we found out where our kids are at.

Rainbow Dash: And the question is, Where?

Me: they're at Marrakech, Morocco.

Nico: Oh no, that's not good. It's the same place when we found Soundwave Speaker, Melody Song, and The Young Shadowbolts, It is not for little kids like them.

Lincoln: That's right, Nico. Come on, we're going to rescue them, and bring them to the Estate.

Lori: You got that right, bro.

Lincoln, Lori Loud, Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Robecca Steam, Steam Train, Me, and Nico were heading to Marrakech, Morocco. Then, Lincoln saw a 10-year-old girl who has light cyan skin, navy blue short spiked hair with cyan and pale yellow streaks, and light red eyes. She also has feathered bird-like arms (which resembles a mythology creature; Harpy). She wore a yellow tank top, a navy blue skirt with cyan pale yellow spots, black undershorts, and blue flats. And a Demi-Giant Size Robot who has light gray-blue metallic skin and gray head of a radio speaker with light blue eyes for a radio speaker, amplifying ears, and rabbit ear antennas. he also has speakers on his shoulders, and a plug-like tail behind him. he wore black stoked arm armor, light gray steampunk leg armor, and a short wave on his backside. He wielded a pair of strange guns that were called Hair Dryers. Lincoln saw who they are, they are Overcast and Radioman.

Lincoln: Excuse me, are you Overcast, and Radioman?

Overcast: Yes we are.

Radioman: Uh, who are you?

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this is my older sister, Lori Loud, my older brother and leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. Knudson, and my second brother and second leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Nico Chan. And there's also someone you know all too well.

Then, Rainbow Dash and Robecca Steam came out, and when Overcast and Radioman saw them, they was stunned.

Radioman: M-Mother?

Robecca Steam: Yes, Radioman, it's me.

Overcast and Radioman ran up to Rainbow Dash and Robecca Steam, and they hugged, and they cried tears of happiness, and we looked on at the scene. Then, Lincoln joined in on the hug, along with me, Nico, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Steam Train, and Lori.

Lincoln: And there's something you should know, Rainbow Dash, Robecca Steam, your mothers are one of my many future wives.

Overcast and Radioman: Does that means...you're our father.

Lincoln: (smiled) What else I won't I be?

That filled Overcast and Radioman with joy, as Lincoln picked Overcast up and they hugged, as well as Radioman hugged Lincoln and Overcast, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes.

Radioman: (smiled) I am Radioman! I am glad and happy to have Lincoln Loud as my father!

Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's go home. I can't wait until we tell everyone in the morning about this.

We went back home to the Estate, and Lincoln told everyone what happened, and he then introduced Overcast and Radioman to the rest of his siblings, who are now their aunts. We were proud of what Lincoln did in reuniting Rainbow Dash and Robecca Steam with their kids, and Overcast and Radioman now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in their life.


Later we went and got breakfast.

Nico was making us pancakes and sausages and steaks and eggs.

We were having a great breakfast.

Me: (Eating steaks) Mmm! Man it's good.

Nico: Yep.


Walking through Paleozoic world was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Hulk, Eda, Zangief, Guile, Ryu and E Honda and also Dark Turtles, Flotsam & Jetsam, Shellshock, The Toon Patrol, Plated Sharptooth and Hookbill and we were there for another awesome and amazing rescue.

Me: I always love coming here to Paleozoic World.

Amity Blight: Boy me too. It's so cool.

Lola: It sure is fun.

Hulk: Hulk happy coming to park.

Ochaco: It's so awesome.

Tsuyu: It sure is.

Himiko: Man it's always fun coming here.

Misty Tredwell: It sure is.

Nico: Hulk, I want to thank you, the Dark Turtles', and your teams for coming.

Hulk: No problem Nico. Hulk Happy to help.

Dark Leo: It's awesome helping you guys too.

Hookbill: It sure is.

Nicole: I think this is so awesome myself.

Nico: Eda, what do you like to do outside of missions?

Elma: I'm actually a Dragonmaid. I help everyone around the house and do the chores and all that. But aside from that it's fun and cool. But I love it.

Nico: Awesome.

Me: It's cool.

Elma: It sure is.

Lana: Dragons are so awesome.

Xenia: Boy they sure are.

Himiko: Yeah.

Guile: It's good that we stopped Jackson yesterday.

Me: It sure is Guile.

Qin: Yeah no kidding.

May: I really liked Chick Hick's talk show.

Me: I did too. He is a much better version of Rush Limbaugh.

Lola: Yeah he sure is.

Zuria: That is for sure.

Camie: Yeah.

Nico: Yeah that was cool.

Zuria: I agree too. Also J.D. I met Nerri in the park. She is amazing. Just like everything you told me and how I read.

Me: She sure is. Nerri is an amazing guardian of the forest as well as the park.

Qin: And she watches over everything.

Zuria: How did you meet her?

Me: That was an awesome adventure. Me and Xenia were on a horseback ride.

FLASHBACK - PART ONE OF CHAPTER 1022

In the middle of the forest, me and Xerneas were riding through the forest on my Rapidash. We saw the beautiful serenity of the forest with the trees, birds, animals and plants. It was so beautiful.

We were enjoying the beauty of life. We stopped and saw everything in the forest.

Me: (Inhales) Ahh. It's so beautiful out here.

Xerneas: It sure is J.D. It's so glorious and majestic and full of life.

Me: It sure is. Just like you Xenia.

Xerneas: Thank you.

Then I heard something. It sounded like singing.

Me: Wait. Hear that?

Xerneas: I sure do. It sounds like singing.

Me: Could it be?

We saw a beautiful Willow Tree and it was a magnificent tree. We went up to the Willow Tree and we saw a beautiful girl with red hair and emerald green eyes and she was singing beautifully. We stood in front of a ring of red toadstools.

Me: Wow. Are you the Willow Maiden?

Willow Maiden: I sure am. It's an honor to meet you J.D. Knudson and you too Lady Xerneas.

Me: Same to you. What is your name?

Willow Maiden: My name is Nerri.

Me: That is a beautiful name. My friend Laney sang a song about you.

Nerri: Wow. I'm honored she would sing about me.

Me: Would you like to come with me to live at the estate and be with us on Team Loud Phoenix Storm?

Nerri: I wish I could come with you but I cannot leave this place. I am forever bound to this tree. I cannot leave this tree.

Me: I see. But maybe there is a possibility that we can move your tree to our backyard.

Nerri: How can you do that?

Me: I have the power to do that without damaging your tree.

Nerri: I would like that.

Xerneas: It just might work.

Me: Okay. Here we go.

I snapped my fingers and beamed the whole tree with Nerri and us to the estate backyard. It was perfect for her and it was the perfect place for Nerri to call home.

Me: Here we are.

Nerri: Wow! It's beautiful. It's amazing that you all have a city made of plants and everyone is amazing.

Me: Thank you Nerri.

Xerneas: Our city is a wonderful place to call home as long as Team Loud Phoenix Storm is there to protect it.

Me: I think you will love calling our backyard home.

Nerri: I know I will.

Me: I'm gonna meditate now Xenia.

Xerneas: Okay J.D.

Xerneas went back inside and I sat in front of the tree in a lotus position and meditated. It was a beautiful sight to see me meditate in front of a Willow Tree.

Me: Ooooooooommmm...

Nerri: Wow.

I had my aura flare up and it was overflowing with beautiful life energy and getting stronger by the second. All of nature was reacting to it with incredible power.

Me: Ooooooooommmm...

FLASHBACK ENDS

Zuria: Wow! That is so cool!

Camie: That is awesome.

Me: Yeah that was fun and we had Sora and Kairi's wedding that day too.

Lola: Yeah that was awesome.

Me: Yeah. But also yesterday I'm glad we taught Jackson Storm some manners.

Maria: And MetalSeadramon took care of Sterling while we were fighting Jackson.

Nico: He sure did.

Zangief: (Russian Accent) He sure did comrades.

Nico: One of these days, we should listen to Mater's Tall Tales.

Eli: That would be awesome to hear.

Dark Mikey: Yeah it sure would.

Lola: I agree there.

Camie: Yeah.

Aylene C.: As long as we are here we might as well have some fun.

Dark Mikey: I brought some peanuts to feed the dinosaurs.

Me: I'm not really sure dinosaurs can eat peanuts.

Aylene C.: Yeah they only eat plants and meat. We give them the plants they like as well as some fruit and also some big juicy steaks that dogs would love.

Nico: She's right.

Dark Mikey: Ah well. More peanuts for me.

Xenia: But it's still always fun to come here.

Hulk: Hulk love this place.

Kazuma: I have a feeling we're going to battle more Undead soon.

Qin: Me too.

Dark Don: What are your thoughts, Kazuma?

Kazuma: I hope we face one of the Zodiac Undead.

Me: Yeah I've been wanting to see what one of those are like.

Nico: Me too. It would be interesting to see that.

Laney: A Zodiart Undead would be awesome to see.

Lola: Yeah.

Gentaro: I would be amazed to see that.

Dark Donny: Well according to Swartz's notes it does say that he was working on Ridewatches that have Rouse Card Powers as well as those of the Zodiarts Switches.

Me: Wow!

Qin: Yeah this will be interesting.

Nico: Yeah it sure would. What constellation do you think will appear first?

Me: I'm hoping for (WInces)

Nico: What?

I put my hand on my neck and my birthmark was glowing.

Me: My Phoenix The Firebird Birthmark is reacting to something.

Nico: Does it answer my question?

Me: It sure does. Another Undead-Zodiart for Phoenix The Firebird must be near.

Nico: I had a feeling it was going to be a Southern Hemisphere Constellation to start us off.

Then we heard screaming and then a massive wall of fire was coming toward us and then it stopped and revealed a figure and out of it came THE PHOENIX THE FIREBIRD UNDEAD ZODIART! It looked like a scary mixture of Screamer from Mystic Force and Phoenix from Wizard and it had wings made entirely of pure fire. And she had the symbol for Phoenix The Firebird on her right elbow.

Me: WHOA! So that is an Undead Zodiart!

Qin: Wow! That one is amazing!

Me: Wow! This one looks hot!

Phoenix Undead Zodiart: (In a Girls Voice) You always did love how I was beautiful J.D.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She was enveloped in a vortex of fire and reverted back and it was a girl with fire red hair and blue eyes and had a smoking hot red 2 piece bikini on and had an orange swim skirt on.

Me: Serena Honoua!

Serena Honoua: It's awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here and you are as beautiful as ever.

Nico: You know her?

Me: I sure do. We met down in Costa Rica and she is a beautiful beach-going girl that I rescued from quicksand on the beach as I was on vacation after the battle with Hawk Moth.

Nico: Right! I remember that! I gave you that vacation to cool off.

Lola: Yeah and you showed us a picture of that one!

Serena Honoua: And you will be a great hero to me J.D. You were under a lot of pressure and I'm sorry that happened to you.

Me: Well it was a long time ago but I'm glad I've improved since then but thank you.

Serena Honoua: You're welcome.

Camie: Your hair is really beautiful.

Serena Honoua: Thanks. I was born with fire red hair and I have amazing fire powers and these wings of fire were given to me by cosmic radiation.

Me: Wow! That is awesome! I had no idea we had so much in common. I got exposed to cosmic radiation too.

Serena Honoua: Wow!

Eli: Did Swartz promise you anything?

Serena Honoua: Just to be a great fire master and phoenix angel.

Me: From the looks of things you already have a achieved all that.

Dark Leo: Wait. This can't be all of our opponents right now.

Serena Honoua: No I sense that 4 more figures are coming.

Eli: I feel it too.

Me: Did you find out who they were?

Serena Honoua: As a matter of fact yes. But I'll see them in about 30 seconds. Can you save me?

Me: I sure can.

She changed into her Phoenix Undead Zodiart form and I fired a powerful blast of fire and knocked her down in a powerful fiery explosion!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

She was back to normal and I caught the Rouse Card and Zodiarts Switch and purified them. The Rouse Card had the constellation for Phoenix The Firebird in The Southern Hemisphere and the Phoenix itself on it and the Zodiart Switch in my hands turned into an armband!

It was a red jewel armband on my right elbow. And I got a Phoenix on my charm bracelet. We all did on our charm bracelets.

Me: Wow!

I went over and picked up Serena.

Serena Honoua: (Groans) What a headache.

Me: But you're back to normal.

I went and brought her over and Varie looked her over.

Me: So whenever we defeat an Undead Zodiart we get these cool armbands.

Nico: That is cool.

Then…

ZOOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

4 figures landed in front of us and they were black versions of the DARK TURTLES! They were ANOTHER DARK TURTLES!

Me: WHOA! Another Versions of the Dark Turtles!

Dark Don: (groans) Clones of the 4 of us, who are also clones. If this isn't cruel irony, I don't know what it is!

Another Dark Leo: (In a girls voice) Whoa far out seeing you again J.D.!

Another Dark Don: (In a girls voice) Yeah groovy to see you again.

Me: Whoa I did not expect you girls. The Jewel Beam Sisters.

Nico: You know them?

Me: Boy I sure do. They are 4 girls that live in the time of the Woodstock 1969 Era.

I pulled out a photo of them and it showed me and the Jewel Beam Sisters getting groovy as we meditated in front of an awesome and gnarly lava lamp and we had awesome hippie clothes on. The Jewel Beam Sisters each had hair matching their names.

Nico: You guys sure look groovy.

Eli: Boy I'll say.

Me: Yeah those were really groovy times back then even though they were from over 50 years ago.

Another Dark Leo: They sure were dudes. My name is Sapphire Jewel Beam

Another Dark Raph: I'm Ruby Jewel Beam.

Another Dark Mikey: I'm Amber Jewel Beam.

Another Donny: And I'm Emerald Jewel Beam.

Nico: Gnarly to meet you.

Another Dark Leo: Awesome that Fire Moon is with you guys.

Nico: Fire Moon?

Me: That was the name I got when we hung out.

Eli: It fits you perfectly.

Me: Yep. And the Jewel Beam Sisters make AWESOME Tie-Dye Shirts as well as amazing tie-dye clothes.

Nico: Cool.

Me: Yeah those were crazy times back in those days. Funky music, Flamboyant Clothes, Lava Lamps, everything. It was all groovy.

Nico: Yep.

Kaito: (Gets out Denziman Gear) Did Swartz promise you girls anything?

Zocks: (gets out Battle Fever Gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Another Dark Leo: Just to have a good time and be one with nature.

Me: We can easily do that. You girls would feel right at home in our park.

Fluttershy: And I should introduce you to my friend Tree Hugger. She has the same lifestyles you do.

Another Dark Raph: Far Out.

Me: This was the outfit I had back then.

I snapped my fingers and I had a very flamboyant Woodstock 1969 outfit on. I had a rainbow tie-dye shirt with the peace sign on it, a headband that was red, orange and yellow tie-dye and I had a brown vest and I had blue jeans with holes in them and I had rainbow sandals. My wings turned rainbow tie-dye.

Nico: WHOA! That is GROOVY!

Lola: Yeah!

Camie: Far out!

Kaito: Boy that is funky.

Zocks: It sure is.

Chloe Bourgeois: I like it.

Me: Thanks guys.

Another Dark Leo: Far out Fire Moon!

Eli: (LAUGHS) That is cool!

Lana: Awesome!

Me: Yeah it is! Peace and not war!

Another Dark Turtles: FAR OUT!

Aylene C.: Man that was awesome.

Kaito: Man that was fun.

Kaito got a Denziman Sword and Zocks got a Battle Fever J sword.

Sougo: (takes out Saber Ridewatch) Geiz, I'll take on Another Dark Leo and Another Dark Don.

Armor Time! Rekka Battou! Saber!

Geiz: (gets out Gatack Ridewatch) That leaves Another Dark Raph and Another Dark Mikey to me.

Armor Time! (Electronic beat mixed with Rider Form transformation noises) Stag Beetle! Gatack!

Sougo got SaberArmor while Geiz got GatackArmor.

Me: Sorry we have to fight like this girls. I'll make up for it with a gnarly incense meditation session.

Another Dark Leo: It's cool J.D.

Me: Groovy.

Nico: (Chuckles) Sorry. I just like hearing you talk like that.

Me: Well don't get used to it.

I reverted back.

Zuria: May I start things off J.D.?

Me: Ladies first.

Zuria: Such a gentleman. (ACTIVATES JUNGLE MAN'S RIDEWATCH)

(WILLOW MAID BY ERUTAN PLAYS)

Zuria: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEAVES, GRASS AND FLOWERS SWIRLED AROUND HER)

A young man walked through the forest
with his quiver and hunting bow
He heard a young girl singing
and followed the sound below
There he found the maiden
who lives in the willow

He called to her as she listened
from a ring of toadstools red
'Come with me my maiden
come from thy willow bed'
She looked at him serenely
and only shook her head.

'See me now, a ray of light in the moondance
See me now, I cannot leave this place
Hear me now, a strain of song in the forest
Don't ask me, to follow where you lead'

A young man walked through the forest
with a flower and coat of green
His love had hair like fire
her eyes an emerald sheen
She wrapped herself in beauty
so young and so serene

He stood there under the willow
and he gave her the yellow bloom
'Girl my heart you've captured
oh I would be your groom'
She said she'd wed him never
not near, nor far, nor soon

'See me now, a ray of light in the moondance
See me now, I cannot leave this place
Hear me now, a strain of song in the forest
Don't ask me, to follow where you lead'

A young man walked through the forest
with an axe sharp as a knife
I'll take the green-eyed fairy
and she shall be my wife
With her I'll raise my children
with her I'll live my life

The maiden wept when she heard him
when he said he'd set her free
He took his axe and used it
to bring down her ancient tree
'Now your willow's fallen
now you belong to me'

'See me now, a ray of light in the moondance
See me now, I cannot leave this place
Hear me now, a strain of song in the forest
Don't ask me, to follow where you lead'

She followed him out the forest, and collapsed upon the earth
Her feet had walked but a distance, from the green land of her birth She faded into a flower, that would bloom for one bright eve
He could not take from the forest, what was never meant to leave

She floated off the ground and fired waves of energy and flowers and smashed the Another Dark Turtles down.

Me: Awesome! Now here is one of my favorites from the Woodstock 1969 era. My dad loves this song. (ACTIVATES EVIL PLANT MAN'S RIDEWATCH)

(SAN FRANCISCO BY SCOTT MACKENZIE PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FLOWERS SWIRLED AROUND ME)

If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you're going to San Francisco
You're gonna meet some gentle people there

For those who come to San Francisco
Summertime will be a love-in there
In the streets of San Francisco
Gentle people with flowers in their hair

All across the nation such a strange vibration
People in motion
There's a whole generation with a new explanation
People in motion, people in motion

For those who come to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you come to San Francisco
Summertime will be a love-in there

If you come to San Francisco
Summertime will be a love-in there

I danced and fired waves of flowers and smashed down the Another Dark Turtles.

Qin: Awesome!

Another Dark Mikey: Far Out song Fire Moon!

Me: Gnarly dudettes!

Nico: (takes out Dark Turtles' Ridewatch) It's Ninja Time!

Dark Leo: Go for it Nico!

Me: Lets do it! I hope Sasuke doesn't mind this one.

Nico activated the Dark Turtles Ridewatch.

Me: FIRE STYLE: FIREBALL!

I fired a huge fireball from my hand at the Another Dark Turtles.

Nico: LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDER BALL!

Nico fired a powerful ball of Lightning at the Another Dark Turtles!

The blasts hit them and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Eli: WHOA!

The Another Dark Turtles got up.

Another Dark Raph: Far out power dudes!

Me: That was really amazing!

Dark Raph: Nice one guys!

Nico: (takes out Flotsam and Jetsam's Ridewatch) Time for eel action now!

He activated it and fired waves of lightning at the Another Dark Turtles and they were electrocuted all over.

Qin: YEAH!

Xenia: Not really sure if you two are electric eels but that was awesome.

Flotsam: No worries. But it sure was.

Then the Another Dark Turtles threw old flower pots at us.

Me: Watch out!

I stood ready and I smashed and shattered all the flower pots they threw at us with my hands and elbows.

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

The pots were all shattered into a million pieces!

Kazuma: Wow! That was amazing! How did you learn how to do that?

Me: When I fired my first Kamehameha Wave after mastering it through photographic memory, I traveled the world with my family and I was trained under some of the best martial arts masters in the world. I even mastered the

Shaolin Arts in Tibet.

Qin: That is amazing!

Lola: Even the Xiaolin arts too?

Me: That's right. But that was back when we started collecting the Shen Gong Wu.

May: (takes out Shellshock's Ridewatch) Time for turtle power!

She activated it and a Traffic light appeared. They ran at her.

May covered her eyes.

May: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 RED LIGHT!

She pulled the switch and turned on the red light and froze them in place.

May: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, YELLOW LIGHT!

They then were running uncontrollably!

Another Dark Leo: Hey! We can't stop running!

May: (takes out Toon Patrol's Ridewatch) That's the least of your problems right now!

Nico: You guys are gonna laugh your heads off.

Me: But Toon Patrol don't laugh yourselves to death..

Smartass: Whatever you say butthead!

Me: Don't call me names Smartass!

Nico: Okay someone actually has that name?

Me: Don't fucking ask.

May activated the ridewatch and did all the crazy stuff Valiant did.

May: Now Roger is his name, Laughter is his game. Come on you dope untie his rope and watching him go insane!

BLANG!

She hit herself in the face with a rake handle and cartwheeled with a landing on her butt!

She did all sorts of crazy stunts.

May: This singing ain't my line, it's tough to make a rhyme if I get stuck I'm, I'm out of luck.

Me: I'm running out of time.

May: Thanks.

She juggled cannonballs and they hit her on her head and then she slipped on a banana peel and then fell back into a bunch of boxes and then got on a pogo stick and jumped high and then hit a lamp and got electrocuted from it!

The Another Dark Turtles and some of us were laughing hysterically!

Me: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

Nico: (LAUGHS) THAT IS FUNNY!

A bunch of stuff went flying all over and smashed her all over.

May: I'm through with taking falls, I'm bouncing off the walls, without that gun I'd have some fun I'd kick you in the balls!

She kicked Smartass in the crotch and sent him flying and he smashed into the Another Dark Turtles and knocked them down!

Maria: (takes out Plated Sharptooth's Ridewatch) Time for something appropriate for this place.

She activated it and formed a WATER VERSION OF THE PLATED SHARPTOOTH! She roared ferociously and smashed the Another Dark Turtles all over.

Qin: Very clever.

Lola: Yeah!

Plated Sharptooth agreed.

Hulk: Hulk thought that act May girl did funny.

May: (LAUGHS) I should be in show business!

Maria: (gets out Hookbill's Ridewatch) Now for this!

Maria activated it and then formed a huge turtle shell made of water and then smashed the Another Dark Turtles in a huge belly flop!

Nico: Nice one!

Qin: Yeah!

Camie: That was cool!

Then Raven Branwen and her team came and they had the Beagle Babes, Thieftron, Datum, Metallia Youma Third Form and Daisy the Giant Plant Monster.

Raven Branwen: Hey guys!

Nico: (to Raven Branwen) Nice team, Raven!

Datum: Looks like the fun really started.

Thieftron: Indeed good chap. We saw the act May did and that was well played and funny.

May: Thanks. That was a funny one.

Me: It sure was.

Daisy roared.

Elma: (gets out Flotsam and Jetsam's Ridewatch) My turn!

She activated it and fired waves of lightning and they hit the Another Dark Turtles and smashed them down.

Qin: YEAH! Here's a funny one. (ACTIVATES STINKY BUTT'S RIDEWATCH) Nico pull my finger!

Nico: Okay!

She pointed her butt at the Another Dark Turtles.

Nico pulled her finger and then…

LOUD FART!

I fired a wave of fire and it formed into a powerful flamethrower and it hit the Another Dark Turtles and burned then.

Me: Nice!

Maria: I hope the next Gene Slammer is near.

Then a roar was heard and then out came a Charizard!

Me: WHOA! Charizard!

May: That's not Ash's Charizard.

Charizard: (In a girls voice) And it looks like the fun is about to start.

Nico: Whoa! Venicia Lowenstein!

Qin: Awesome! Great to see you again.

Charizard: Same here Qin. I got this.

She fired a massive flamethrower blast and it hit the Another Dark Turtles and they were blasted down and I caught the Ridewatch and it was for Hulk!

Me: Hulk's Ridewatch.

Qin: Nice!

I went over to the Jewel Beam Sisters and they were back to normal and they were like what they were in the photo. They each had hair and outfits that matched their colors and their names.

Ruby Jewel Beam: (Groans) What a far out time.

Amber Jewel Beam: (Groans) I feel like I drank fifty buckets of whiskey.

Me: But you're all back to normal.

Elma: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Charizard: Well I have a lot of them but my favorites would have to be in science class when me and Nico made an artificial O Class Star like how Doc Ock did and it was a success.

Me: Whoa! That is awesome

Lola: Yeah!

Charizard: Yeah it sure is. I would revert back but I'm naked.

Me: Oh boy. Here we go guys.

I put on my blind man glasses.

Me: Cover your eyes.

Nicole: And no peeking or I will kill you!

The boys covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and she reverted back and she was a girl with orange and black hair hair and orange eyes and had orange war paint marks under her eyes and she had wings made of pure fire. She was back to normal and was naked and then Maria and the Fashion brigade went in and gave her an awesome wardrobe. She got her orange hair braided and had orange clothes.

Venicia Lowenstein Wow! This outfit is awesome.

Lola: It sure is.

Venicia Lowenstein: And I also heard you guys have the Digimon Emperor in your prison. I would like to have a few words with him.

Nico: By all means.

Nico and Venicia hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Venicia Lowenstein: Me too Nico.

Nico: Also, I know how much you hate the Digimon Emperor. But honestly? I've chosen to move on from my demons involving him. Am I going to forgive him anytime soon? That's still up for debate. But I'm done being pissed at him.

Maria: Bottom line? Nico's chosen to move on. You should do the same.

Venicia Lowenstein: Oh you're right.

Qin: Good.

We later went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, Ed Grant, Kujaku, Stan Lee, Human Torch, Tania, and Sperg's Mom are heading to a planet in the Omega Quadrant called Esomia, a planet shrouded in darkness, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the three girls here, but Lucy and Lana are going to get two powerful treasures there: two powerful greatswords called The Vampire Demonic Darkness Greatsword of Nott and The Arctic Icestorm Greatsword of Khione, and only Lucy and Lana can wield those powerful greatswords because Lucy got her powers from Nott after being freed from Pazuzu's possession and Lana got her powers from Khione.

But, we're also going to destroy Mr. Mind who's come back from the dead and he's major-leagued pissed off that we ruined his plans to destroy the planet last year and he now wants revenge, but he's going to die once again when Poromon eats him after Lincoln removes his soul and sends that worm straight to The Black Gates, which is also why Poromon is also with us.

Lincoln: Whoa, this is one awesome and scary-looking planet. Hey, Ebonwu Lincoln, what is this place?

Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) I know this planet all too well, Lincoln, this is Esomia, a planet shrouded in darkness eternal.

Nico: Whoa, and I can guess you also trained there, right?

Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) I trained on many different planets with extreme temperatures and climate, Nico, and the gravity on the various planets I'd gone to are 500,000,000,000 times more powerful than in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, and my body has adjusted to the kinds of climates there.

Me: Damn, you sure are one tough guy to handle those kinds of planets.

Lincoln: He sure is, and so are all of us, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the three girls here, but Lucy and Lana are going to get two powerful treasures there: two powerful greatswords called The Vampire Demonic Darkness Greatsword of Nott and The Arctic Icestorm Greatsword of Khione.

Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) That's right, and only Lucy and Lana can wield those powerful greatswords because Lucy got her powers from Nott after being freed from Pazuzu's possession and Lana got her powers from Khione. But, we're also going to destroy Mr. Mind who's come back from the dead and he's major-leagued pissed off that we ruined his plans to destroy the planet last year and he now wants revenge, but he's going to die once again when Poromon eats him after you remove his soul and sends that worm straight to The Black Gates, which is also why Poromon is also with us.

Nico: I should've known that little worm would come back again, but on the other hand, Poromon's going to have him for lunch again.

Luna: (Laughs) I haven't forgotten about what Poromon did to him last year in Scotland, that was so hilarious.

Lana: But, he deserved it for what he'd plotted in trying to destroy the earth and remake it in his own image and rule it, what a monster.

Lincoln: In the end, his plans to destroy the Earth and us failed, and those who became part of Team Dark Phoenix Storm either joined The Masters of Evil or were sent to The Warp, and in Scarecrow's case, when he came back thanks to The Church of Necrom, he was sent to The Black Gates for good, and Chameleon did awesome in spying on them last year, and he's now a member of The Masters of Evil, and I was thinking we could get Snaptrap's minions to join The Masters of Evil, but not that dirty rat, Snaptrap, he crossed the line by making robot clones of our mascots to frame them, and now, he has to pay for it with a Life Sentence.

Nico: That's not a bad idea, Lincoln, and I was also thinking the same thing, we'll get Snaptrap's minions to join The Masters of Evil, but Snaptrap's not joining ever, he's been officially blackballed from ever joining The Masters of Evil.

Lincoln: Nice way of saying he's officially banned from joining The Masters of Evil, and thanks for joining us, Ed Grant, Kujaku, Stan Lee, Human Torch, Tania, and Sperg's Mom.

Ed Grant: You're welcome, Lincoln, and man, this place sure is scary and so dark, you can't see a thing.

Lincoln: Lucy can see well in the dark because of her demon eyes and getting turned into a vampire years ago and the same went with me since I'm a vampire-werewolf hybrid years ago, and I also did come prepared.

Lincoln made balls of light and they illuminated the place.

Tania: Nice one. Now, where do we go to find The Vampire Demonic Darkness Greatsword of Nott and The Arctic Icestorm Greatsword of Khione?

Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) I know exactly where to find them, Tania.

We continued onwards and we arrived at a shrine, and then, the rainbow iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed, and the doors opened and we entered, and we saw two massive greatswords floating in the center and with light shining down on them: The Vampire Demonic Darkness Greatsword of Nott, a massive greatsword with blood red gems embedded in the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large black dragon heads for the crossguard, large blood red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large black dragon heads and a large blood red gem on the bottom of the black dragon heads for the pommel, and The Arctic Icestorm Greatsword of Khione, a massive greatsword with ice blue gems embedded in the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged marine blue blade, large marine blue angel heads for the crossguard, large ice blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large marine blue angel heads and a large marine blue gem on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel.

Rarity: My word, so that's the...!

Lincoln: The Vampire Demonic Darkness Greatsword of Nott and The Arctic Icestorm Greatsword of Khione, these two massive greatswords are indeed works of art.

Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) And there's something else to this shrine: I built this shrine here in honor of my world's Lucy and Lana who I lost.

Lucy 2: (Through the Vampire Bat and Rainbow Full Moon) So, you built this shrine in honor of me and Lana? That's so sweet of you, Lincoln.

Lana 2: (Through the Rainbow Owl on Lana's Forehead) Just like with our sisters from our world.

Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) Thanks, Lucy and Lana.

Suddenly, we saw Alpha Hydranoid appear before us, and with it were the three girls.

Nico: Whoa. Alice, did you summon Hydranoid?

Alice Gehabich: No, I didn't, Nico.

Hydranoid: That's right, which means...!

Alpha Hydranoid: (Girl's voice) That's right, and I also got the three girls away from the vengeance-driven and now insane little worm.

Lincoln: Wow, Amelia Gehabich, it's awesome to see you again, but we'll talk later, I know that Mr. Mind is heading right for us.

?: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID IN RUINING MY PLANS LAST YEAR, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!

Lincoln: Yep, there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. Don't you know when to stay dead, Mr. Mind.

We then saw our target, Mr. Mind, and he was really incredibly pissed off.

Nico: If it isn't Mr. Mind, should've known you're still incredibly pissed off that we ruined your plan to destroy the planet and all of us last year.

Mr. Mind: You miserable imbeciles have single-handedly ruined my plan and even worse, those who'd sworn their loyalty to me have either joined The Masters of Evil or died at your hands, I HATE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH, YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING AND NOW I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!

Our auras flared up and we gained a massive power boost because of Mr. Mind's hatred.

Lucy: That's never going to happen, Mr. Mind.

Lana: And now, we're going to end you once and for all, and see to it that you never rise again.

Lucy grabbed The Vampire Demonic Darkness Greatsword of Nott and Lana grabbed The Arctic Icestorm Greatsword of Khione. Suddenly, Lucy's blood red demonic eyes turned neon blood red and she was surrounded by a black, red, and rainbow energy aura with rainbow and dark flames, dark lightning, darkness, shadows, and creatures of the night, and a rainbow energy aura with snowflakes, ice crystals, and owls, they unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, and as they approached Mr. Mind, they left black, red, and rainbow energy, rainbow energy, rainbow and dark flames, dark lightning, darkness, shadows, creatures of the night, snowflakes, ice crystals, and owls with every step.

Lucy: We will never ever forgive you for the crimes that you've committed against the world for many millennia, Mr. Mind.

Lana: And we'll never forgive you for what you tried to do last year: you tried to destroy the planet and all of us, and even worse, you also had gotten help from the descendant of our ancestors' hated enemy and murderer.

Lucy and Lana: Those are indeed unforgivable crimes, Mr. Mind, and for that, you are going to die another painful gruesome death, and this time, you are never ever coming back.

Suddenly, Lucy was surrounded by a massive vortex of black, red, and rainbow energy with dark flames, dark lightning, darkness, and shadows surrounding the vortex, there are creatures of the night and vampiric dragon flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blood red phoenix, and Lana was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with snowflakes, ice crystals, snow, and ice surrounding the vortex, there are owls flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a marine blue phoenix. Then, as the vortexes faded, Lucy and Lana emerged, but they were changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Lucy Loud grew from 7'1" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, the weighted black bands on her biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes now had gold metal bands around them, but she now has nine large black orbs orbiting around her legs, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing black hair reaching to the bottom of her neck, she has neon red demon eyes and a black and red energy aura with rainbow and dark flames, darkness, shadows, and creatures of the night surrounding her, and circling around her feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes, she has a vampire bat with a rainbow full moon above its head and three drops of blood on its belly emblazoned on her forehead, she has on black bat earrings with the Dark and Eternity Kanji in its claws and her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blood red gems on the black blood drop links and black bat-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of it is a vampire bat with blood red gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless black blouse, short-sleeved black shirt with blood red phoenix, black skirt with vampire bats on them, black pants, black leather knee-length combat boots with vampire bats on them for the shoe buckles, and long black sleeveless trenchcoat with creatures of the night, dark flames, and shadows on the coattails, and on the back is the Castle of The Vampires with the full moon shining down and bats flying around it. Suddenly, Lucy Loud felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with blood red tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she has her vampire fangs out. Lucy Loud has on a Ring of The Phoenix which merged with her Bat Spirit Animal ring with blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Yellow Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and Ring of the Goths of Darkness on her right pinkie, and black fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and a Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Lucy Loud's massive Nizogamourne's Demonic Broadsword of Eternal Dark Justice and The Vampire Demonic Darkness Greatsword of Nott began merging and they were surrounded in a kaleidoscope of black, rainbow, and blood red energy, vampire bats, darkness, shadows, dark and rainbow flames, and creatures of the night, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Nott and Nizogamourne's Vampire Demonic Darkness Greatsword of Eternal Darkness Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems, the Goddess of The Night, Nott, the symbols of The Goths of Darkness, The Loud House, The Anti-Team Dark Phoenix Storm symbol, and the symbol of Nizogamourne etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large black dragon heads for the crossguard, large blood red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large black dragon heads and a large blood red gem on the bottom of the black dragon heads for the pommel, she has on her gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large black gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold bat head with blood red gems for eyes and a large black gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blood red kanji below the Castle of The Vampires that said, "Lucy Loud, Second Youngest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings, Loving Youngest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Rocky Spokes, Destroyer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Descendant of 17th Century Lucille Loud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Webstor, Destroyer of Morag and Aggie McLaughlin and Henry Kane, Member of The Goths of Darkness, Talented Dark Poet of The Loud House, Emissary and Champion of Nott, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Darkness, Vampires, and The Creatures of The Night"

ルーシー ラウド、ラウド ファミリーの 2 番目の末っ子、彼女の多くの兄弟姉妹の愛情深い姉妹、リタとリン シニアの愛情深い末娘、ロッキー スポークの愛情深いガール フレンド、悪の破壊者、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほどパワフル驚くべき強力な教師の学生、スコットランドのロック ラウドの 17 世紀のルシール ラウドの子孫、ウェブスターの大敵、モラグとアギー マクラフリンの破壊者、ヘンリー ケイン、ザ ゴス オブ ダークネスのメンバー、ザ ラウド ハウスの才能ある暗黒詩人、使者、 ノット のチャンピオン、ザ ラウド ハウス と ラウドファミリー の擁護者、そして 暗闇、吸血鬼、夜の生き物 のマスター

Lucy's transformed into SUPER ANGEL-VAMPIRE-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS FEAR VAMPIRIC ANGEL OF DIVINE DEMONIC DARKNESS AND DIVINE DARK GOTHIC LOVE!

Lana grew from 7'1" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and the weighted marine blue bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs were now covered with gold metal bands, and she still has the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has marine blue highlights in the bangs of her now long flowing blonde hair reaching the bottom of her neck and she still has on her red hat, she has neon blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with snowflakes, ice crystals, and owls surrounding her, she has a rainbow owl holding the Ice Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on owl earrings with the Ice Kanji in its claws, holding the Ice and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with marine blue gems on the gold snowflake links and marine blue crystal links and a marine blue owl-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is an owl with marine blue gems for eyes and holding Ice and Eternity Kanjis in its antlers for the pendant, she has on a a sleeveless marine blue shirt with ice phoenix on it, blue pants with ice crystals and snowflakes on the legs of the pants, marine blue knee-high combat boots with owls on them for the buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with ice crystals, snow, and snowflakes on the coattails, and on the back is an owl with ice crystals surrounding it. Suddenly, Lana felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive blond angel wings with marine blue tips on the large blond feathers, grew much bigger for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large marine blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Blue Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger.

Suddenly, Lana's massive Khione's Arctic Ice Owl Greatsword of Divine Arctic Justice and Arctic Love and The Arctic Icestorm Greatsword of Khione began merging and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, and owls, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Khione's Arctic Icestorm Ice Owl Greatsword of Divine Arctic Justice and Arctic Love, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded ice blue gems and the Goddess of Snow, Khione, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged marine blue blade, large marine blue angel heads for the crossguard, large marine blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large angel heads with marine blue gems for eyes and a large marine blue gem on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel, and she has on marine blue fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large marine blue gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold owl head with marine blue gems for eyes and a large marine blue gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a marine blue kanji below the owl that said, "Lana Loud, Third Youngest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings and Loving Twin Sister of Lola Loud, Loving Youngest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Skippy, Mud-Loving Grease Monkey of Gotham Royal York, Destroyer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Descendant of 17th Century Lana of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Vexen, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Azrael (BlazBlue) Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Khione, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, Ambassador of Hope, and Master of Ice, Snow, and Owls"

ラナ・ラウド、ラウド家の 3 番目の末っ子、彼女の多くの兄弟姉妹の愛情深い姉妹、ローラ・ラウドの愛情深い双子の姉妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛情深い末娘、スキッピーの愛情深いガールフレンド、ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨークの泥を愛するグリース・モンキー、駆逐艦悪の、混乱した、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、スコットランドのロッホ ラウドの 17 世紀のラナの子孫、ベクセンの大敵、モラグ マクラフリンの破壊者、アズラエル (ブレイブルー) の驚くべきメンバーチーム ラウド フェニックス ストーム、キオネの使者兼チャンピオン、ラウド ハウスとラウド ファミリーの擁護者、希望の大使、氷、雪、フクロウの達人

Lana's transformed into SUPER ANGEL-OWL-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA SUB-ZERO SNOWFLAKE OWL ANGEL OF DIVINE ARCTIC ICESTORM JUSTICE AND DIVINE ARCTIC SUBZERO HOPE!

We were amazed by the Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformations of Lucy and Lana, but when Mr. Mind saw it, he went bat shit insane, but Lucy and Lana fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, rainbow, black, and red energy, rainbow and dark flames, dark lightning, darkness, shadows, creatures of the night, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, snow, ice lightning, and owls, and they hit Mr. Mind and that caused him to fly out of the shrine, and he was now extremely pissed off.

Lincoln: Wow, Lucy and Lana are now the next of our family to transform, so awesome!

Lola: And Mr. Mind is so in for the biggest butt-kicking of a lifetime for all of the things he's done.

Lucy: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Eternal Darkness Infernal Demon Vampire Angel and Divine Eternal Darkness Fear Love) His evil soul is already eternally damned for what he's done.

Lana: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Arctic Icestorm Owl Angel and Divine Arctic Icestorm Snow Hope) And we're going to see to it that he never comes back again.

Lincoln: You got that right, Lana. Let's get him, gang!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Ed Grant Kujaku, Stan Lee, Human Torch, Tania, Sperg's Mom, Poromon, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Mr. Mind, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Lucy and Lana were also attacking him with their massive new greatswords with powerful slashes and they left a lot of scars on Mr. Mind, and this was extremely pissing them off badly, but Lincoln, Lucy, and Lana weren't giving him any time to attack again as they swung their massive greatswords in a clockwise formation and formed energy swords of Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, and Magic, and they went after Mr. Mind, and they pierced and slashed at them badly, and it also knocked him down.

Mr. Mind: Why, you...!

But, Mr. Mind saw a dark shadow over him, and this really scared him, and when he turned around, he saw Poromon and he had a sinister hungry grin on his face.

Poromon: Hello, Breakfast!

Mr. Mind screamed like a girl and he ran and hid behind a rock formation, but Lincoln had Poromon covered in snow and he threw it at Mr. Mind, and it sent him flying out of the rock formation and the snowball was beside him.

Mr. Mind: Who threw that?!

The snow melted and revealed Poromon.

Poromon: (Droopy's voice) I did.

When Mr. Mind heard his voice, he sunk his head in, and when he slowly peaked his head out and he saw Poromon, he screamed like a shrill lady and he ran off again. Then, he headed for a cabin that'd appeared out of nowhere and he pushed eight doors shut. But, as he turned to the fireplace, his jaw had come unhinged and dropped to the floor when he saw Poromon occupying a chair right by the fireplace, calmly reading a comic strip.

Poromon: (Droopy's voice) Hello, Joe.

Mr. Mind: (JUMPS INTO THE AIR AND SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL)

Mr. Mind reacted and opened all eight doors again to get out, only to be met by Poromon again at the doorway.

Poromon: (Droopy's voice) Hello again.

Mr. Mind: (JUMPS INTO THE AIR AND SCREAMS LIKE TOM CAT) (RUNS OUT THE DOOR)

We were laughing hysterically at the scene.

Me: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) OH MAN, OH, THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS! NICO, CALL A DOCTOR!

Nico: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) I THINK LINCOLN SHOULD BE THE ONE TO CALL THE DOCTOR! THIS IS WAY TOO HILARIOUS!

Mr. Mind continued getting away, but everywhere he went, Poromon popped out from a hiding place like Droopy did to McWolf, and he screamed like a scared little girl, and he ran away again, and May was filming the whole chase scene. Then, Mr. Mind was already getting desperate, and he then saw a nearby lion's cage and he decided to commit suicide by jumping into the lion's mouth.

Mr. Mind: I give up, I'm going to throw myself to the lions!

Mr. Mind jumped into the lion's stomach thinking he's safe, but he was unaware that Poromon was in there with him.

Poromon: (Droopy's voice) Crowded, isn't it?

Mr. Mind screamed again and jumped out of the lion's mouth, and ran to a wall, breathing heavily and he was already losing his mind. Then, he ran towards us begging for us to kill him.

Mr. Mind: (Already Lost His Marbles) Please, please, just kill me! Don't let him get me!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks and crosses arms) And deny Poromon his chance to eat you again, fat chance!

Mr. Mind's eyes shrank in horror: Lincoln just denied him the chance to die and when Poromon had appeared behind him, Mr. Mind turned around and horror was etched on his face.

Poromon: Finally. BREAKFAST!

Mr. Mind screamed as Poromon gobbled him up.

Poromon: Ah, now that was good. (BELCHES AND MR. MIND'S SPIRIT CAME OUT)

Mr. Mind: Well, I'll be, he finally got me again!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) And now, I'm going to get rid of you.

Lincoln drew the Judgement Kanji on Mr. Mind's forehead, and Mr. Mind's soul was destroyed by The Black Gates. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and powered down, and Lucy and Lana's new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, accessories, and massive angel wings are permanent.

Suddenly, we saw that Lucy and Lana now have a Third Eye of The Buddha with rainbow irises and they also now have eleven massive wolf tails: midnight black for Lucy and blonde for Lana, and they also love them.

Lincoln: Alright, now we're finally rid of Mr. Mind for good, and that was one awesome funny chase scene Poromon did, and it was so hilarious seeing that little worm scream when Poromon appeared.

Me: The same thing's happened to McWolf whenever he saw Droopy appear from nowhere, that was way too hilarious.

Nico: It was so awesome and way too hilarious.

May: And I got the whole thing to show everyone when we get back home.

Lincoln: They're going to love seeing it.

Nico: That was a funny way for Poromon to eat him.

Me: And those McWolf chase scenes from the Droopy cartoons always cracked me up.

Lincoln: They sure do. (To Amelia Gehabich) And it's so good to see you again, Amelia Gehabich.

Amelia Gehabich reverted back to normal, and she was a beautiful girl with long flowing midnight black hair, light purple eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has the Darkus symbol emblazoned on her forehead and massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings and she reigned in the power of Alpha Hydranoid, and she's dressed in a short-sleeved midnight black blouse, sleeveless black and dark blue top, midnight black skirt, midnight black pants, indigo legwarmers, indigo knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, shadows, and dragons on the coattails and Alpha Hydranoid on the back and holstered on her back is an Alpha Hydranoid-themed large greatsword with Alpha Hydranoid etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black dragon heads for the crossguard, large light purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large black dragon heads and a large indigo gem on the bottom of the large midnight black dragon heads for the pommel.

Amelia Gehabich: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's also good to see you, Riley, Mana, Shana, and Julia again, Daria.

Daria Kuso, Riley Misaki, Mana Marukura, Shana Kazami, and Julia Makimoto: You too, Amelia.

Lincoln went up to Amelia Gehabich and he hugged her, and Amelia Gehabich is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice and seeing the eleven massive and long white wolf tails and other accessories.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were eleven, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Amelia Gehabich: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, that's really new.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Amelia Gehabich, she's my Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Spanish, she's a Darkus Bakugan Brawler and part of the Bakugan Battle Slammers, and like the Bakugan Battle Brawlers, she's a capable Bakugan Brawler. She along with the other Bakugan Battle Slammers moved to Michigan from Japan when they were eight, and they would often play together withme.

Me: That's really awesome.

Lincoln: Yep, and she and the other Bakugan Battle Slammers took on the worst of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa plus Chandler, Hawk and Hank, Pablo and Anderson. To show thanks, I took her and the other Bakugan Battle Slammers to a lake where I kissed each of the Bakugan Battle Slammers underwater.

Nico: That's really nice. Wait a second, her last name is Gehabich, that must mean...?!

Lincoln: Yep, she's the cousin of Alice Gehabich and Masquerade.

We were stunned.

Eli: Whoa, no way!

Alice Gehabich: Yeah, it's true, and it's so good to see you again, Amelia.

Amelia Gehabich: It's really good to see you and Hydranoid again, Alice.

Hydranoid: Alice and Masquerade me much about you, Amelia, and now, we were surprised to find out you're also Lincoln's Guardian Angel, and in case you were asking where Masquerade is, he's back home helping Lincoln's dad at the restaurant.

Amelia Gehabich: That's amazing that he's helping Lincoln's dad at Lynn's Table, and I've been his Guardian Angel since the day I first moved here to Michigan, and the same went with the other Bakugan Battle Slammers, Hydranoid, and I also got a story of how I stopped Chandler from trying to kill Lincoln, and it led to him swearing her revenge on me, which I'll tell you about later. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something I want to give you: I want to give you my blood.

We gasped at her request, including Lincoln.

Lincoln: Amelia, are you absolutely sure about this?

Amelia Gehabich: (Smiles) More than anything, after all, I'm going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.

Lincoln looked into the eyes of Amelia Gehabich, and he saw that she's really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to her, and he hugged her waist in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down to her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Amelia Gehabich's neck with light purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and indigo crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love around her neck.

Amelia Gehabich: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Amelia.

Amelia Gehabich had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Amelia Gehabich's waist and she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and he leans down to her face and kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the three girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The three girls are Jeanne the Vampire, Chloe D'Apchier, and Leeche from The Case Study of Vanitas.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Jeanne the Vampire, Chloe D'Apchier, and Leeche from The Case Study of Vanitas.

Nicole: Awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Jeanne the Vampire: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Jeanne the Vampire and the other two girls saw who it was that saved them from Mr. Mind, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Vampire-Werewolf Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him.

He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Jeanne the Vampire: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made two clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Jeanne the Vampire: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Jeanne the Vampire, Chloe D'Apchier, and Leeche with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln told everyone that Lucy and Lana had gotten The Vampire Demonic Darkness Greatsword of Nott and The Arctic Icestorm Greatsword of Khione, the treasure that's been located on Esomia, and the team was shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Mr. Mind who come back from the dead and he was major-leagued pissed off that we ruined his plans to destroy the planet last year and he wanted revenge.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Lucy and Lana transforming into their Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and that they along with all of us laid a brutal beatdown on Mr. Mind, and the coupe de grace was the funny chase with Poromon chasing Mr. Mind and they really laughed when they saw that worm screaming like a girl whenever Poromon popped out of nowhere, and when he came to us begging for us to kill him, but Lincoln shook his head and denied him the chance to get killed by us and he said he wasn't denying Poromon his breakfast again, and they saw Poromon eat Mr. Mind again, and when he belched out Mr. Mind's soul and Lincoln sent him to The Black Gates for good, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Amelia Gehabich have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town, and now, we were rid of Mr. Mind for good.

Maria: (Laughing) Oh man, that chase scene is way too hilarious.

Poliwag: And it was so awesome that Poromon ate him again, but he also drove him crazy by popping out of nowhere.

Lincoln: It was so awesome, and he really was asking for it big time, and now, we're finally rid of that little worm for good.

Nico: You got that right.


After finally getting rid of Mr. Mind and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and Nico, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, and I were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Amelia Gehabich saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Amelia Gehabich: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 10,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Amelia, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Amelia Gehabich: That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much bigger you've gotten in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right. So, Amelia, what's the story on how you stopped Chandler from trying to kill Lincoln?

Amelia Gehabich: You're not going to like this one bit. One day, Lincoln and I were walking home from school, but then, we heard the sound of an angry yell and malevolent laughter, and we saw who it was heading right for us: it was Chandler and he had a knife in his hand, and he was trying to kill Lincoln again. But, I wasn't going to let that wretched little monster get away with this, so I fired three powerful blasts of darkness at Chandler and it disarmed him of his knife and Lincoln fired a red energy blast which transformed into red energy ropes and it tied Chandler up. We called the cops on Chandler, and after we told them what that monster tried to do to Lincoln and I, they immediately took him to jail, and when his mom and sister found out, they were furious at Chandler, and since he hadn't learned his previous lessons the last time, this time, they let him stew in prison for five weeks, and she warned Chandler that if she ever caught him trying to kill Lincoln again, she would ask Lincoln to press charges on him and that would mean he's heading right for prison.

We cheered wildly.

Nico: That was some quick thinking on stopping Chandler, Amelia, and we've heard a lot of stories of how Chandler's tried and failed to kill Lincoln numerous times, and all those times that he's been sent to jail.

Me: It was due to his dark side's murderous desire for blood and revenge that was the cause of this.

Lincoln: Yep, and he was lucky that I kept my vampire-werewolf hybrid side under control, otherwise I would show him what happens when he makes me mad.

Lana: And we've seen it unleashed only when Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, or Luan did something to really get him that mad.

Jeanne the Vampire: So, you weren't kidding that you're a vampire-werewolf hybrid, I can tell due to the scent of your blood that you weren't human.

Me: Yeah, and it was due to the blood of Adriana Ardelean Dracula and Rudina Adalwulf, and he also gained many powers either through a blood transfusion or feeding on the blood of his many Guardian Angels, and he really did a good job in keeping it secret.

Lincoln: I did, and now, I'm not afraid of showing what I became before I was chosen to be Hinon's champion.

Lori: You're literally right about that, besides, your friends have more than once seen your vampire fangs, and if someone tried to mess with you, just one sight of your fangs, and they'll be running for the hills.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Nico and his harem, me and my harem, Ets and his harem, and Clyde and his harem are heading to Shangri-Spa

Nico, Ets, Clyde, and I snapped our fingers and we were in our colored swim trunks with elemental forces and mythological animals with white, dark blue, cyan blue, and silver flames coming off them, sandals, our jewelry and accessories, and we had our weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And our harems were dressed in two-piece bikinis, sandals, jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Varie: Wow, so this is Shangri-Spa.

Me: Yep, and Lincoln told us of how his date went yesterday here, so now, it's our turn for some relaxation.

Nico: And Lincoln's keeping an eye on the Estate, and his harem are also keeping an eye on Sergio if he tries something stupid.

We started our relaxation date by first going to the Spring of Purification, and as soon as we got into the hot water, it immediately began relaxing our muscles and we even gave the girls deep-tissue massages as well and the girls did the same thing with us, then, they moved onto the Spring of Bliss, and as soon as they got into the hot water, it immediately began relaxing our muscles and we even gave the girls deep-tissue massages as well and the girls did the same thing with us, then, we moved onto the Spring of Sanctuary, and as soon as we got into the hot water, it immediately began relaxing our muscles and we even gave the girls deep-tissue massages as well and the girls did the same thing with us there as well, then, we went to the Spring of Mist, and as soon as we got into the hot water, it immediately began relaxing our muscles and we even gave the girls deep-tissue massages as well and the girls did the same thing with us there as well, and finally, we got to the last spring, the Spring of Rainbows, and as soon as we got into the hot water, it immediately began relaxing our muscles and we even gave the girls deep-tissue massages as well and the girls did the same thing with us as well.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln wasn't kidding, those five hot springs there really worked wonders for all of us, it's relieved us of any stress that we've had.

Clyde: It sure did, that was awesome.

May: And we also got deep-tissue massages there as well, and we know who it was that gave us those deep-tissue massages, right, boys?

Me, Nico, Ets, and Clyde: (Chuckles Shyly) Yeah.

Misty Tredwell: But, can you blame us, those deep-tissue massages you boys all gave us were really amazing and really relaxing.

Nico: Lincoln really knew a lot about deep-tissue massages, and he knew that Lynn had gotten some nasty injuries playing sports, so he knew how to take care of that.

Me: You got that right, and we also saw our necklaces glowing as they removed the stress and we also gained a massive power boost.

Clyde: That was the effect from our Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha that we'd gotten long ago, and combine that with our relaxing deep-tissue massages and time in the hot springs, and look at what happened. Remind us to thank Lincoln and his harem for requesting that we go on a date here.

Nico: Noted.

Then, we had some lunch, and then, Nico, Clyde, Ets, and I made clones of ourselves, and we and the clones went up to the girls in our harems and we hugged the girls in our abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the girls wrap their left arms around the wider and muscular backs of Nico, Clyde, Ets, and I and our clones, and they placed their right hands on the massive wide and muscular left pecs of Nico, Clyde, Ets, and I and our clones, and we shared a passionate and romantic kiss, and then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and we were back in our original clothes, and Lincoln saw that Nico, Clyde, Ets, and I had lipstick marks all over our faces, massive and muscular upper bodies, and eight-pack abs.

Lincoln: Hey, guys, how was your date?

Nico: It was awesome, Lincoln, we went to Shangri-Spa.

Varie: We went to the five hot springs there and Nico, J.D., Ets, and Clyde also gave us some relaxing deep-tissue massages and we also did the same thing by giving them deep-tissue massages, and we had no pervert sightings there, Nicole.

Nicole: That's good, Mom, because if there's one thing I can't stand, it's perverts.

Clyde: And we got to thank you and your harem for suggesting we go to Shangri-Spa, buddy, it was so relaxing.

Lincoln: I told you guys you'd love it.


Later it was time for Erica's final Ambassador Mission.

Qin: I have a feeling we're going to kick some major butt in this one.

Nico: Yeah we are!

William: Anyone else want to go with Erica? Besides Vert and Juru?

Shanan: You know I am going to go with next.

Lola: This is gonna be so awesome.

Nico: Yep. Lets head on out.

We were off to Canada.


We arrived.

Zixx: Hey guys!

Me: Sup Zixx.

Erica: Zixx, meet Vert Wheeler and Juru.

Vert Wheeler: Awesome to meet you. My name is Vert Wheeler, leader of the Hot Wheels Battle Force 5

Juru: And I'm Juru, leader and red ranger of the Kiramagers.

Zixx: Awesome to meet you guys.

Me: And you remember my daughter Shanan.

Zixx: I sure do! Awesome to see you again.

Shanan: Same here. I can't wait to kill more bad guys with you.

Vert: Hope you don't mind that I brought my vehicle, the Saber, with me.

Zixx: Not at all. Your car is really cool.

Lola: Yeah it sure is.

Rarity: His car is absolutely amazing.

Qin: It sure is.

Nico: I hope the next bat guy will be easy for us to kill.

Riley: Well, the ones we're after this time are Magda and Thar.

Shanan: Ah yes the Twins. I remember kicking those bitches butts all too well after I helped bring them down the first time.

Qin: What can you tell us about them?

Shanan: They are not nice girls and are ugly.


Magda and Thar: Onccalon's henchmen on Level 3, a duo of fraternal twin siblings. Magda, the older twin, has the appearance of an Asian girl and is able to jam inventory and cause electronic equipment to go haywire. Thar, the younger twin, appears on Earth as various small animals and can possess anyone unless surrounded by enemies. Their form in the Keep allows them to merge into one being. On Earth, they can leave an intangible, invisible slime that can only be detected by Zixx's Ocuscope. One of their weaknesses is getting wet, which causes them to become a blob of goo.


When she was done we were shocked.

Me: Whoa.

Ellie Singh: So get them wet and they melt.

Qin: Weird.

Zixx: Yeah.

Nico: I am NOT going to be fooled by Thar turning into small animals!

Eli: Yeah!

Nico: Good thing we have the power to find out what is what.

Me: Yeah.

Eli: This will be good.

Zixx: It sure will.

Nico: Also, Zixx, here's your oen Progrise Key.

Me: And your own legend items.

I gave her a ridewatch, and legend items.

Eli: There.

Zixx: Awesome.

Nico: That's the Progrise Key of a version of one of our friends.

Me: You'll see who it is when we come to help you guys on January 21st.

Lola: Yeah she is powerful and deadly too.

Zixx: Can't wait to meet her.

Me: You'll love who it is.

Laney: Yeah.

Zixx: This is gonna be awesome.

Me: But let me get everything set up.

I went over and got everything set up.

Nico: Got any plans for Thanksgiving?

Zixx: Just eating turkey and spending time with my family.

Nico: Cool cool.

Qin: Yeah we're going to watch football and more.

Lana: Yeah this is gonna be awesome and fun.

Nico: Also, did you watch a certain disgraceful trailer?

Zixx: No.

Nico: Good. It's best you don't.

Qin: Yeah.

Zixx: Why?

Nico: Some things are best left unsaid or unwatched.

Leni: I thought the trailer was about…

WHAP!

Lori covered her mouth.

Lori: Leni, please don't.

Nico: Yeah.

Lori: Don't say anything.

Me: All set up.

Zixx: Okay.

We were ready.

Nico: Who gets to monitor this time?

Lisa Loud: I will have the pleasure of doing that.

Nico: All right then.

We got ready.

Me: All right we're ready.

Lisa Loud: Here we go. Questworld Log On.

Me: GOING HOT!

We went into Questworld!

Me: We're in.

Zixx: Here we go.

Vert: If any of you guys want to ride with me, you can.

Adam Frake: I'll ride with you.

Griff: Me too.

Vert: Awesome.

Lisa Loud: Look sharp everyone. 40 signatures ahead in the next room ahead of you.

Nico: Time for an entrance.

Me: Lets do it.

We went to the door of the next room.

Then the door opened and they saw nothing?

But then the spirits of the elements of Thanksgiving swirled around the group and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off above them and a phoenix cry was heard and then we saw Magda and Thar and NUMEROUS monsters! They were the monsters of X.A.N.A. Including X.A.N.A. William!

Me: Whoa! X.A.N.A. William!

Qin: Whoa!

Shanan: Hello Bitches, remember me?

Thar: Great! Shanan Knudson again!

Shanan: That's right. Shanan Abigail Knudson.

Magda: I will kill you for what you did to our boss!

Shanan: He deserved it. Just like you two will.

Nico: That's right!

Eli: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic (IGNITES LIGHTSABER) You 2 are under arrest.

X.A.N.A. William: Hello, Lyoko Warriors. I'm here to destroy you all. (smirks) Is now a bad time?

I stepped in front of him.

Me: Your fight is with me X.A.N.A. I'm going to make sure you pay for everything you did.

I then went Super Angel Wolf Moon Xelnaga.

X.A.N.A. William: So you want to die first J.D.?

Me: (Divine Wolf Moon Voice) I don't die that easily.

I unsheathed my sword.

X.A.N.A. William: BLOK!

An army of Bloks appeared.

Me: So those are some of the monsters you guys fought on a daily basis?

Yumi: Pretty much.

Odd: Oh, how I've missed this! Laser Arrow! (fires at Blok)

He blasted them and they exploded.

Me and X.A.N.A. William went at each other and clashed powerfully all over the place.

Sparks were flying all over the place as me and X.A.N.A. William clashed all over and I jumped over his sword and then slashed him in the back and kicked him in the face! X.A.N.A. William grunted in pain.

Me: I'm not the same as I was when we fought the last time X.A.N.A. I've gotten infinitely more powerful since then.

X.A.N.A. William: We'll see about that.

Juru: Kiramai Change!

He turned into KIRAMAI RED!

Rarity: Oh this is gonna be good!

Juru slashed and blasted numerous Bloks!

William: I can't believe that this monster is what I would turn into!

Yumi: No kidding William. You put up an amazing fight though.

Brynja: (Icelandic Accent) That is amazing.

Courtney: But X.A.N. be destroyed.

Zixx: Let's test out this Progrise Key.

She activated it.

CHICKENBALL Z MANDY'S FIERY DRAGON WRATH!

She had her hair turn into that of fire and she flared up a powerful aura of intensely powerful energy and she went at the Bloks and destroyed them all in one fell swoop with incredible power.

Qin: WHOA!

Nico: WOW! That was amazing!

Zixx faced Magda and Thar.

Magda: Zixx you look like a douchebag.

Zixx: When I left you I was but a douchebag, now I am the master!

Thar turned into a cat and meowed in order to get us to surrender.

Nico: (trying to resist) Must...resist...cuteness!

Shanan: That is pathetic.

Shanan fired waves of lightning and electrocuted Thar and changed her back.

Qin: Nice try!

Zixx and Shanan went at them both and really beat the living shit out of them!

Magda and Thar were really getting the living shit smashed out of them by the brutal force of Shanan and Zixx.

Me and X.A.N.A. William were still clashing all over and sparks were flying all over the place with incredible force and massive fiery explosions were blasting off all over the place.

I kicked X.A.N.A. William and smashed him into the wall!

Juru: My turn for Progrise Key fun!

MR.X'S MUTANT TYRANT STRENGTH!

He punched and smashed Magda all over the place.

I teleported and used my magic and fired a blast of energy that shrunk him down and locked X.A.N.A. William into a container!

Me: Now you are a prisoner of the M.O.E. William said he wants to be your archenemy. Now to finish things up here.

I set my sights on Magda and Thar.

Magda: So you took down X.A.N.A.

Me: That was a start. Now I'm coming for you.

Magda: We'll see. I'll reveal the worst of myself.

Me: Bring it on Babycakes!

I teleported and kicked her in the face and kicked and smashed Thar and Magda all over and kicked them both all over.

Vert: Had enough.

Magda: Let's see you handle getting your car wrecked! (tries to use her powers on the Saber)

Vert: (takes out Progrise Key) I don't think so!

LAGRANGE'S SPEEDING FURY!

He and his car went fast and slashed them both.

Qin: Take that!

Shanan: I know your weaknesses too. As much fun as this was it's tine for us to get home.

She fired waves of water and it hit the Twins!

They were melting into slop!

Yumi: (smirks) Aww! You're melting! What a world!

Me: Stick with the 21st Century.

Shanan: Time to send these two into the sun.

Nico: Do it.

Erica: Allow me.

She opened a portal and it lead into the sun and then She threw the goo blobs of Magda and Thar into the Sun.

Nico: Thank goodness.

Lisa Loud: Marvelous job guys!

Nico: Try to tempt me with cuteness, will they?!

Shanan: Good thing I saw right through it.

Me: I was too preoccupied with X.A.N.A. William.

Nico: Where is he?

Me: In the Masters of Evil Prison. Zixx your archenemy is Chicken Ball Z Mandy. She is a Z-Fighter Style Version of Mandy..

Zixx: That is amazing! That explains why I felt a massive and incredible rush of energy and power.

Me: Oh it will get even better later on.

Erica: Yeah.

Lisa Loud: Lets get you all back.

We teleported back.

Me: That was awesome!

Nico: What happened to Magda and Thar?

Shanan: I banished them to the Black Gates.

Erica: Good riddance.

Shanan: They are the first of many to be destroyed by Shanan Abigail Knudson.

Me: Yep. And Erica Haddock. Her big mission is on the 21st of January.

Zixx: Erica, ever since I met you, you've been the big sister I've always wanted.

Erica: Really Zixx? Oh sis.

She hugged her.

Qin: Aww.

Lola: That is so cool.

Lisa Loud: Normally I don't express such useless emotions but… (BURST INTO TEARS AND CRYING)

Laney comforted her.


We later came back.

May: Hey guys.

Me: Erica's missions are all finished.

May: Awesome. How did it go?

We told everyone everything and it was awesome.

May: Wow! That is cool!

Me: Yep.

May: Matt, for your first mission, Scrapper, Mixmaster, Dino Tyranno, and 4 Rabbids should go with you.

Matt Olsen: Sweet!

Me: And that means we'll be going to the world of the DinoTrux next. That will be awesome.

Lana: That's one of my favorite shows. They are dinosaur construction vehicles.

Lola: It fits Lana perfectly.

Me: And it will be the perfect opportunities to let our Zoids out.

Qin: Yep.

Mandy: So Zixx is getting a version of me that had the powers of the Chicken Ball. I like it.

Qin: That was amazing Mandy.

Lola: Yeah its power was awesome.

Erica: It sure was.

Ratso: Nico, which teams have you made this time?

Nico: Emma's team will include Mokuro, Nerri the Willow Maiden, Neytiri, Sakuya Tachibana, and Rin (Catherine). Zoe's team will include Honia the Hornet, Lola Namiko, Element Magician, Element Valkyrie, and Guardian Eatos.

Me: Cool!

Qin: Awesome! Nerri and Neytiri will be happy to hear about that.

Mokuro: And it will be an honor to be part of a group.

Rafael: Guardian Eatos in a group. That will be amazing.

Me: It sure will Rafael.

Lola Namiko: And I'm truly honored to be in a group.

Me: Same here and I think Rin is from the game Catherine.

Nicole: That game was tough and scary.

Lola: Yeah but Catherine was pretty.

Lily: Yeah she sure was.

Neytiri: And I'm honored to be part of a group too.

Then the Previous group of M.O.E. Members came.

Motor Ed: Yo, Nico. Can me, SkullMeramon, Devack, Bane, Lythos, P'andor, KGBeast, Beast Man, Unicorn, and Ice Demon go with you guys? Seriously.

Grand Duke Owl: Me, my friends, Yost Korvac, Frictor, Superfriends Giganta, Bird Brain, Beagle Babes, Toar, Wolvertoon, Strikning, and Evil Winter Man will come too.

Nico: Yes you guys can. We're going to Lynn's Table for a little pre-Thanksgiving Humiliation.

Qin: OH YEAH!

Me: This is gonna be fun.

Lola: I hope we send those jerks to Buttkickingville, population them.

Qin: Yeah!

Luan: That was perfect Lola.

Pirate Man: Nico, which Gene Slammer will ye be meeting next?

Nico: I think that one is obvious. We already did Pokemon Gene-slammers for Venusaur and Charizard so Blastoise next.

Qin: Cool!

Lola: This will be a good one.

Xenia: I'm looking forward to that one too.

Lana: Me too.

Me: And I'm willing to bet that the next rescue will be in Cape Cod, Massachusetts where it all began 401 years ago.

Nico: Me too.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, and Lana's Third Eye of The Buddha glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was: the figure was none other than Vaas Montenegro, the antagonist from Ubisoft's Far Cry video game franchise, and he's coming here to cause havoc and trouble. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, is someone else coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and we're not going to like it one bit: the dark energy signal we sensed belongs to Vaas Montenegro, the psychopathic lunatic and right-hand man of deranged slave and drug trafficker Hoyt Volker, and he's coming here to cause havoc and trouble.

We gasped.

Nicole: Oh no, not him, that guy's a psychopath and a lunatic.

Rayman: He's also the leader of The Pirates, a faction consisting of pirates that came to the Rook Islands to rape, pillage, steal, and murder, and they also specialize in producing drugs and trafficking and enslaving innocent people they bring to the islands. If they think they're going to get away with this, they've got another thing coming. Lincoln, are his crew with him?

Lincoln: They are, Rayman. Wait a second, are you planning on...?

Rayman: Yeah, I'm going to kill Montenegro's crew, all of them.

Elena Brogan: Which leaves me and you to deal with Vaas Montenegro ourselves, Linky.

Lincoln: You got it, Elena. But, watch it with Montenegro's crew, Rayman, they also have weapons on them.

Rayman: Don't worry, none of them are ever leaving Gotham Royal York alive, and I'm going to send a nasty message to Hoyt Volker, telling him that once we get done killing Vaas Montenegro and The Pirates, he's next, along with his mercenary faction, The Privateers.

Nico: Whoa, so not only are you going to get rid of Vaas Montenegro's crew, Rayman, but you gave Lincoln and Elena Brogan the job of getting rid of Vaas Montenegro himself, and in the process, that'll send a nasty message to Hoyt Volker and his mercenary faction, The Privateers, telling them death's coming for all of them, awesome.

Me: That's perfect, because I absolutely hate Hoyt Volker, he's a deranged, sadistic, and cold-hearted psychopath and to make it worse, he's someone who specializes in human trafficking and slavery, along with being a drug kingpin, he's someone who deserves to die, along with Vaas Montenegro.

Nico: Big time. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading down to Lynn's Table for an awesome and funny humiliation of the jerks.

Lincoln: And this is perfect, a little humiliation of the jerks before Thanksgiving, this is going to be so awesome, and once we get done with humiliating the jerks and making them even angrier at us while we laugh at their humiliation, you're next, Vaas Montenegro.

Rayman: Your hour of judgement is finally coming for you, you twisted psychopath, and you're going to pay for all those lives that you and your thugs have cold-heartedly ended, and you get to watch as I kill every last one of your ruthless thugs. (Purple eyes turn neon purple)

We knew that Rayman was serious about ending Vaas Montenegro's thugs, and the same can be said for Lincoln and Elena Brogan with ending Vaas Montenegro himself.

Nobunaga Oda: This should be quite interesting to watch, but rather than just watch, allow me to join you and Elena, Lincoln.

Rayman: Lord Nobunaga...

Lincoln: It's okay, Rayman. Of course, you can join me and Elena, Lord Nobunaga.

Nicole: Oh, now things are literally going to get truly messy, while Rayman's dealing with Vaas' thugs, Lincoln, Elena Brogan, and Nobunaga Oda are going to deal with Vaas Montenegro himself.

Rayman: Vaas Montenegro has already chosen the path to his demise if this meant The Demon King is also getting involved.

We were off.


We got to the restaurant.

Nico: Good Morning Lynn's Table Crew!

Lynn Sr.: Hey guys! Your usuals for your rounds of humiliations?

Nico: You know it Mr. Lynn.

Lynn Sr.: Coming right up.

We got to our tables.

Devack: Who wants to go first?

Frictor: How about me?

Frictor went over to the jerks.

Frictor: YE MORTAL FOOLS HAVE AGITATED ALMIGHTY (Echoing) FRICTOR! MASTER OF FRICTION!

He rubbed his hands really fast and fired a beam of red energy and set Amy's pants on fire!

Amy: AAAAAAAAAHHH! FRICTION BURN!

Amy had showers of jewels pouring out of her as she was on fire!

Me: Nice one Frictor!

Devack: So J.D. we heard you had a horrible nightmare. And is it really true? Is there an evil version of you guys out there right now?

Me: I'm afraid so Devack.

Morton Koopa: I got a good one. We used to do this on Mario back in the old days!

Morton went at the Jerks and then dod a nasty Thunderpound on Flip and squished him and mountains of gold bars came out!

Qin: WHOA!

Nicole: His trademark Thunderpound. Very awesome!

Qin: Yeah!

Morton Koopa: Thanks.

Nicole: You're welcome. Been a good one since you made your debut in Super Mario 3 for NES.

Morton Koopa: Yep. Still got it.

P'andor: (Russian Accent) Any other suggestions?

Beagle Babe: Let's cover them with gravy!

Ed: GOODY GOODY!

Ed went over to the jerks.

Ed: GRAVY STYLE NINJA ART: SCOTTISH HAGGIS GRAVY DELUGE! YUM!

He fired a massive wave of Scottish Haggis Gravy and it drenched the Jerks all over from head to toe in it!

Ed then made a gross choice of LICKING THEM CLEAN! AND ED NEVER BRUSHES HIS TEETH! YUCK!

Drillhorn: Anyone else?

Horsea: Me next!

Nico: Go for it Horsea.

Poromon: We'll all do it.

The Mascots went up to the Jerks and then gave Flip THE PUPPY DOG EYES!

Flip: OH THOSE EYES ARE SO CUTE!

They lulled him into a false state of vulnerability and then…

Mascots: CUTIE ATTACK!

They jumped him and punched and blasted and smashed him all over the place and ripped his hair and mustache off and even waxed him and ripped it off and even kicked him in his crotch and billions of dollars in cash came pouring out of him!

Mr. Krabs: MONEY! MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!

Mr. Krabs grabbed the money pouring out of him.

Me: No reason why Mr. Krabs can't have money from the jerks.

Maria: That was really genius though! Using the Puppy dog eyes on them and then attacking them.

Qin: So awesome.

Beast Man: Who's next?

Wolvertoon: Let me have a shot!

Wolvertoon went over to Bubblebass and gave him a dose of mega nasty cartoon style comedy. He bashed him all over with falling anvils and then blew sticks of dynamite in his face and even lit exploding cigars in Lewis Travolta's face and they blew up. Showers of jewels poured out.

Me: Nice one! I have an idea.

I got up and pulled out a scroll and unsealed numerous hot sauce and scalding hot cheese sauce blasters.

Me: (To Lincoln's Guardian Angels) You girls want to dish out some awesome payback on the jerks?

Amelia Gehabich: You bet we do!

Me: Lock and load girls!

Lincoln: I'll join in.

Lincoln did so.

They grabbed their weapons.

Lincoln: FIRE!

They fired waves of nuclear hot and spicy death sauce as well as a deluge of scalding hot nacho cheese sauce and it hit the jerks in their mouths and on their faces and it caused them to burn and burst into intense flames and they screamed LIKE PETUNIA IN HAPPY TREE FRIENDS AND THEY WERE REALLY BURNING! NUMEROUS PILES OF JEWELS AND GOLD BARS CAME POURING OUT OF THEM AS THEY BURNED! The Guardian Angels weren't done yet as they unleashed all their power and rage and anger on the jerks!

Arixam: Maria, how about you and I go next?

Maria: You know it!

They went over to the jerks.

Maria: Amy this is for calling me an UGLY FUCKING WHORE!

Maria and Arixam fired waves of water and they went into her mouth and she inflated like a balloon and then…

BOOOM!

She exploded like one! She poured out a massive shower of jewels and diamonds!

Thankfully her curse won't let her die like that.

Ice Demon: Who's next?

Evil Winter Man: Me!

He went over to Billy McLean and fired a blast of ice and froze him.

Me: NICE! Ooh I got some.

I went over to Icky Vicky.

Me: Time for some comedy.

Announcer: DUMMYSTEIN MAGISWORD!

Me: Showtime.

It fired a beam of light and took her voice.

Dummystein: (In Icky Vicky's Voice) Hey do you know What has 1854 bones and catches flies?

Me: I don't know. What has 1854 bones and catches flies?

Dummystein: A skeleton baseball team!

RIMSHOT!

We laughed at that joke!

Icky Vicky was mad wiith fury!

Nico: (LAUGHS) A SKELETON BASEBALL TEAM! THAT'S FUNNY!

Me: Hey How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?

Dummystein: She took the gravy train!

RIMSHOT!

We laughed at that one!

Laney: (LAUGHS) Gravy Train! That's funny!

Luan: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Barricade: Hey, Frenzy? Why did the chicken cross the road?

Live Action Frenzy: I have no idea.

Barricade: (laughs) To get to the other side of Flip's ass!

RIMSHOT!

We laughed at that one!

Flip was roaring like mad!

Me: THAT WAS FUNNY!

Nico: Hey Dummystein! What do you get when you cross Halloween with Thanksgiving?

Dummystein: A poultry-geist!

RIMSHOT!

We laughed at that one!

Me: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Dummystein: (LAUGHS) Hey Nico What Thanksgiving side dish could be given out at Halloween?

Nico: I don't know! What?

Dummystein: Candied yams!

RIMSHOT!

We laughed at that one!

Me: (LAUGHS) Candied Yams on Halloween! That's funny!

Eli: Hey Dummystein! What did the family serve after grandma sat on the turkey?

Dummystein: What?

Eli: Squash!

RIMSHOT!

We laughed at that one!

Me: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Luan: (LAUGHS) That was a good one Eli!

Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Camie: (LAUGHS) That was funny! Hey Why did the cranberries turn red?

Dummystein: Why?

Camie: Because they saw the turkey dressing.

(RIMSHOT)

We laughed at that one!

Qin: (LAUGHS) That was funny Camie!

Luan: (LAUGHS) The Turkey Dressing! That was a good one!

Nico: That was funny!

Me: Okay Dummy time to give her back her voice.

Dummystein: Thank you all you have been a great audience.

We cheered as it gave Icky Vicky back her voic.

I came back

Me: Nothing like a little Thanksgiving humor.

Strikning: Anyone else want to go next?

Unicorn: How about Cheese?

Me: Go for it Cheese.

I brought Cheese over to them.

Dive Man: This is gonna be good!

Cheese: I like Chocolate milk. I like Chocolate milk!

Flip: Then get some!

Cheese: Can I have some chocolate milk?

Flip: Then go get some!

Cheese: I like Chocolate Milk!

FART!

Cheese: I pooted.

WHAT AN IDIOT!

KGBeast: (Russian Accent) You've gotta love Cheese!

Toar: He's stupid but also funny!

Me: That's what makes him an awesome annoyance tool.

Qin: Yep.

Lynn Sr.: Order up!

Nico: Oh time for lunch.

We got our favorite foods and they were awesome.

Me: (Eating an Ulti-meatum) Mmm!

Nico: (Eating Chicken Wings) Delicious.

Spinister: Congratulations on completing your missions, Erica.

Erica: Thanks. They were so fun.

Qin: And they were awesome too.

Me: That's 2 members of the Quantum Girls down and 2 to go.

Ellie: Yep. Me and Missy are left.

Qin: Yep.

We were eating.

Bird Brain: Ellie's missions are after Matt's.

Lythos: (to Ellie) I hope you're ready for it.

Ellie: I'm always ready for anything. (Eats an Every Meat Burrito) Mmm! Delicious.

Rainbow Dash was loading up on 20 Every Meat Burritos.

Lola: (Eating Ramen) (SLURPS)

Me: Your mission Ellie is with Gingka and friends in Beyblade Metal Fusion.

Qin: Yep.

Ellie: Wow! That will be cool!

Alister: Beyblades really are no different from Duel Monsters.

Me: No they aren't. And my my experiences and Tyson and Tahu's experiences they will be perfect for helping out on those missions.

Qin: Yeah they sure will.

Lola: I'm going to love that one.

Superfriends Giganta: You'll also need your own Beyblade.

Bane: (Spanish Accent) Unless you already have one.

Ellie: I'll have to find one. I don't have one unfortunately.

Qin: We'll find one for you.

Lola: Yeah there are many out there.

We were later full.

Me: Ahh! That was great!

Klaus Von Herzon: I think we're finished with our meal.

Sirenoid: Let's keep going!

Rainbow Dash: Boy I am stuffed! But yeah.

We got to doing more.

Camie: I have one. You guys may want to cover your eyes for this one.

We did so and she used her quirk and made an illusion of her doing a strip dance and the boy jerks lifted off with a massive nosebleed and into piles of garbage!

Qin: WHOA that was awesome!

Xenia: Yeah!

Nicole: If any boys saw that I will kill them!

SkullMeramon: I didn't look!

Yost Korvac: Neither did I!

Nicole: Good.

Nico: But that was great Camie.

Emerald Sustrai: Boy it sure was.

Me: I got one. Watch this. (ACTIVATES CHICKENBALL Z MANDY'S RIDEWATCH)

I got Fire Hair and I had incredible power.

I went over to Flip.

Flip: You got something to say to me?

Me: Your mother is a buttugly fucking whore that was born in a garbage dump.

Flip: NO ONE TALKS ABOUT MY MOTHER THAT WAY!

I then pulverized Flip all over with intense and deadly merciless fury and lightning and striking all over the place with incredible force as I was pulverizing Flip with terrible fury!

Qin: GEEZ!

I stopped 90 minutes later.

Me: YEAH! Whew! Man I think I burned up all the calories from my meal. I'm gonna get a second helping.

Nico: Okay.

Troy: Time to make this humiliation end with a bang!

Tsukasa: Took the words out of my mouth!

Kamen Ride: Revice!

Kamen Ride: Kabuto!

Kamen Ride: Gatack!

Kamen Ride: Drake

Kamen Ride: Sasword!

Kamen Ride: KickHopper!

Kamen Ride: PunchHopper!

Kamen Ride: Dark Kabuto!

Tsukasa turned into Revice and Daiki summoned clones of the Kabuto team!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BATTLE FEVER J!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Battle Fever J Rangers!

We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.

All of us: (TURNS DIALS) BURNING SUPER SENTAI POWER!

We summoned all the rangers and riders!

Qin: This is gonna REALLY Hurt!

We were really smashing them all over.

Accato blasted and smashed the jerks.

Dabi, Thunderblast, Aqua, and G1 Inferno all used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Dabi and Aqua's powers and Inferno's Extinguisher Rifle 100-fold and turned Thunderblast's rocket launcher into a cannon.

Dabi and Thunderblast: THUNDER BLUE INFERNO BLAST!

G1 Inferno and Aqua: AQUA SPELLWEAVER EXTINGUISHER BLAST!

Ice Blue Jewels And SkullMeramon: ICE FIREBALL JEWELSTRIKE!

Yellow Monkey Flames and Devack: YELLOW MONKEY FIRESTORM!

Leaf Muscle and Bane: LEAF MUSCLE MEGABLAST!

Firestorm Motorcycle Force and Motor Ed: FIRESTORM MOTORCYCLE ROADKILL!

Irish Sovereignty of the North and Lythos: IRISH NORTH BLAST!

Russian Firestorm Toa and P'andor: RUSSIA TOA FIRE BLAST!

Russian Metal Power and KGBeast: RUSSIA METAL GEAR STORM!

Beasts of Eternia and Beast Man: BEASTS OF ETERNIA BLAST!

Law of the Universe and Unicorn: UNICORN UNIVERSE STRIKE!

Ice of Umi III Ice Demon: ICE OF UMI III BLAST!

Power of the Stars and Yost Korvac: STARS OF ENERGY BLAST!

FRICTION BUTTKICKING and Frictor: FRICTION FIRESTORM BLAST!

Giants and Superfriends Giganta: GIANT STOMP AND SMASH!

Owls of Darkness and Grand Duke's Owls: OWL DARKNESS FURY BLAST!

Birds of Idiocy and Bird Brain: STUPID BIRDS OF DOOM BLAST!

Beagles of Wrath and Beagle Babes: BEAGLES OF WRATH BLAST!

Sailors of Doom and Toar: SAILOR STORM BLAST!

Stupid Buttugly Cartoon Force and Wolvertoon: BUTTUGLY COMEDY BLAST!

Lightning Thief Force and Strikning: LIGHTNING FURY ELECTROCUTION!

Ice of Fury and Evil Winter Man: ICE FORCE BLAST!

Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Nyx Midnight, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!

Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Sunray, Wild Apple-Joe, Dagger Blade, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: FIRESTORM OF FORGIVENESS!

Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING OF LOYALTY!

Applejack, Apple Bloom, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY!

Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Rose, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: JEWELS OF GENEROSITY!

Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: GEAR STORM OF LAUGHTER!

Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!

Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: SKULLSMASHING OF EMPATHY!

Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Blazing Falcon, Amazone, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Alt. Chrysalis and Light Skylanders: SUNLIGHT HUMILIATION BLAST!

Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Selena Raven, Gilbert-Iago the Gargoyle, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven and Dark Skylanders: DARKNESS FORCE BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Pinkie Pie, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Billy, Mandy, Grim, me, Eli, Nico, Lana, Luan and Lynn: HUMILIATION FURY MEGABLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements and smashed the jerks all over.

Lincoln: HUMILIATION LIQUID STYLE: GRAVY COVERAGE!

He covered the jerks with various gravies!

Ed: YUMMY!

He went and licked them clean!

We laughed!

Eddy: Lumpy sure likes that one!

Colette Brunel: HUMILIATION CRANBERRY STYLE: CRANBERRY FRUIT MASHUP!

She shoved fruit gushers that were flavored with cranberries and other fruits thus turning their heads into a mashup of cranberries and other fruits!

WE LAUGHED AT THAT ONE!

Nico: Nice one Colette!

Decapre: HUMILIATION POTATO STYLE: MASHED POTATO PEOPLE!

She fired a tsunami of mashed potatoes on the jerks and made them look like snow people!

Eduardo: (Spanish Accent) I like potatoes!

Dew Gayl: HUMILIATION BEAN STYLE: LIMA BEAN CRAPPER!

She shoved tons of lima beans down the throats of the jerks which caused the jerks to crap their pants!

LOUD FARTS!

Emerald Sustrai: HUMILIATION ILLUSION STYLE: POULTRY MANIA!

She made an illusion that the jerks looked like various poultry birds!

Ed: CHICKENS!

He went and hugged them!

Ed: HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN!

Jolyne Kujo: HUMILIATION PIE STYLE: EXPLODING PIE BARRAGE!

She fired a massive barrage of exploding pies at the jerks which explode on contact!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): HUMILIATION INSULT STYLE: YO MAMA!

She insults Flip

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.

We laughed at that one!

Nico: (LAUGHS) Now that I would love!

Qin: Tasty and I love Nutella!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so stupid she stopped at the stop sign and waited for it to say go.

We laughed! WHAT A MORON!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so ugly she's the reason why Sonic the Hedgehog runs fast.

We laughed at that one!

Sonic: YEAH! I run because her face is ugly!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so hairy when she auditioned for Planet of the Apes, they made her pack leader.

We laughed at that one!

Qin: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Lola: YEAH!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper!

We laughed at that one!

Nico: That was funny!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so short she couldn't climb Mountain Dew which is a soft drink!

We laughed!

Nico: Funny!

She insulted Billy McLean.

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so poor she waves around a Popsicle and calls it air conditioning.

We laughed at that one!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so hot she turned an entire ocean into a hot tub.

Varie: Whoa! Nice!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so stupid she went to the apple store to get a Big Mac.

Qin: What a moron!

Ellie: Yeah No kidding!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so strict when grounds you from Fortnite, she banned the players.

Varie: Geez! Harsh!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so fat that the sorting hat sorted her to International House Of Pancakes aka IHOP.

We laughed at that one!

Qin: That's funny!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the trojan man.

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Camie: That is funny!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so stupid when she got hit by a cup, she told the cops she got mugged.

We laughed at that one!

Qin: WHAT AN IDIOT!

She insults Harry and Marv.

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so stupid when she was told to burn some calories she set a fat person on fire.

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Xenia: (LAUGHS) How stupid can you get!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so ugly she looked the window and got arrested for mooning.

We laughed at that one!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so fat cops use her as a roadblock.

We laughed more at that one!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so smart Thanos thought she was the mind stone.

We laughed more at that one!

Qin: (LAUGHS) That would be crazy!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so stupid she thought Nickelback which is a band is a refund.

We laughed at that one!

Qin: What a moron!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so short she uses a Tostito as a boat.

We laughed at that one!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder said "I can't fix that!"

We laughed hysterically!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so strict her blood type is pepper spray.

Qin: That is funny!

Lola: Yeah it is!

She insults the rest of the jerks.

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so fat when she got into a monster truck it became a lowrider.

We laughed more!

Nico: (LAUGHS) That's funny!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so smelly she makes even the durian smell clean.

We laughed!

Fiona Hernandez: (LAUGHS) That would smell horrible!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night.

We laughed more!

Nicole Hernandez: (LAUGHS) That's funny!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker.

We laughed more.

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so stupid she yelled at an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail.

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Maria Hernandez: (LAUGHS) Who does that!?

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): Yo mama so fat when she made a playstation network account the entire network crashed.

We laughed at that one!

Nico: That was funny!

Hayase Nagatoro: HUMILIATION INSULT STYLE: SHAMEFUL ROAST!

She insults Al Bundy.

Hayase Nagatoro: Your dick is much tinier than even Marv's! So much so it might as well be microscopic! You are also one of ugliest sexist pigs to ever exist. You also make even Mung Daal look much more competent and he is a chef.

We laughed at that one!

WHOA CRUEL!

Hayase Nagatoro: You make even Homer Simpson look like a better husband. Your mother was an ugly hamster and your father was a horrid horse.

We laughed at that one!

SO CRUEL!

She Insults Bubble Bass!

Hayase Nagatoro: You are an oversized gluttonous bastard that probably eats more than a Snorlax. We might as well put you on a treadmill for hours just to make you lose weight!

WE LAUGHED AT THAT ONE!

Hayase Nagatoro: Hell you'd probably eat more meat than vegetables and even hate plants especially spinach.

We laughed at that one!

She insults the rest of the jerks

Hayase Nagatoro: You bastards are even worse than the Grinch. Hell you hate all the holidays especially Christmas. You'd make Ebenezer Scrooge look a lot nicer and he was a money miser.

WE LAUGHED AT THAT ONE!

Hayase Nagatoro: You're uglier than the Ugly Monster from Power Rangers Dino Thunder. Your hearts are a lot smaller than the Grinch's. Show some love to the holidays you holiday haters. And you are ugly beyond belief.

The jerks cried like wittle babies

Hayase Nagatoro: Aw look at that, I made the wittle babies cry. Do the babies want the bottles?

We laughed hysterically at that!

Kei: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: BURNED HEADS!

She set the jerks' heads on fire and the jerks jumped into a pool of what looked like water only for it to turn to be methane!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

OOOH! OUCH!

They were burned by the explosions.

Yuri: HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: SLIMY SLIP!

She fired slime on the floor then the jerks slipped and slides only to crash onto a drawer full of paint which fell on them!

Jerks: UH OH!

CRASH!

They were covered in paint and more!

Sari: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: STAPLE GUN MAYHEM!

She fired staples at the jerks first at their butts!

Jerks: yeeeoww!

Then the crotches and lastly the noses! OUCH!

We laughed hysterically!

Aki Nijou: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: HOLE OF PAIN!

She tripped the jerks who fell into 10 feet high hole only land on their front sides.

Jerks: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

CRASH!

OOOH! THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!

They got up and cracked their bodies and looked up!

Amy: Wow! What a hole!

Entrapta: HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: SHOCK BEAMS!

She fired lightning bolts at the jerks which caused their skeletons to show!

Princess Adora: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: CONCRETE OUCHIES!

She dropped concrete bags on the jerks.

Jerks: UH OH!

BLAM!

They were covered in concrete powder.

Marv: I'm gonna murder those kids! (SNEEZES!)

Princess Glimmer: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: GLASS FEET PAIN!

She teleported the jerks above the glass ornaments and when they land on their feet they stepped on the glass ornaments and they were screaming in pain!

Marv: GAH! I'M GONNA KILL THOSE FUCKING KIDS!

Perfuma: HUMILIATION NATURE STYLE: ROSE HAIRS!

She replaced the hairs of the jerks with hairs made of roses!

Jessica Shannon: HUMILIATION STING STYLE: BEE ATTRACTION!

She summoned bees to pollinate on the hairs made of roses!

Peni Parker: HUMILIATION WEB STYLE: WEB WEDGIE!

She used her webs to wedgie the jerks!

We laughed at that one!

Ginrei: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: VEGGIE LASER!

She fired a laser that made the jerks look like various vegetables!

Yuko Sagiri: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: BIKINI MAKER!

She slashed at the jerks' clothing until they were made into bikinis!

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AT THAT ONE!

Frosta: HUMILIATION ICE STYLE: CHILLY BIKINIS!

She dressed the jerks in sub-zero cold bikinis!

Mai Shiranui: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: BURNING FIRE!

She shoved super hot sauce down their throats which made fire come out their mouths!

Lina Inverse: HUMILIATION MAGIC STYLE: PIMPLE MAYHEM!

She made pimples appear all over.

Flip: I'm Hideous!

Lina Inverse: Hi nice to meet you Hideous, I'm Lina!

TTG Robin: BOOM!

A stamp appeared and put BOOM! On the Screen.

Amelia Wil Tesla Sailune: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: THE HUSTLE DANCE!

She dressed the jerks in ugliest and made them dance do the hustle which was being recorded and we put it on Social Media!

Haruhi Suzumiya: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: CLOTHING MEGON!

She stripped the jerks of their clothing making naked as jaybirds while the female jerks screamed in horror.

Konata Izumi: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: SHAVE PAINS!

She shaved off the hairs of the jerks!

Grinch: Uh oh somebody's (Singsong) FABULOUS!

Tiny Tina: HUMILIATION GAS STYLE: FARTING MAYHEM!

She farts fiery farts on the jerks!

LOUD FARTS!

Maya (Borderlands): HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: BURNING NACHO CHEESE!

She dropped hot nacho cheese on the jerks!

Natsumi Hinata: I'M GONNA SLAP SOME SENSE INTO YOU! HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: SLAP OF PAIN!

She slapped the jerks!

King Kai was watching!

King Kai: OH YEAH! OKAY GIVE IT TO THEM NATSUMI! OH YEAH! MAKE THEM REALLY FEEL IT! YES YES YES!

Lala Satalin Deviluke: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!

She performed the Thousand Years of Death Technique and sent them flying into garbage!

Lincoln and his harem: HUMILIATION FINAL SMASH: LAUGHING FEAST!

They first covered the jerks in mashed potatoes and gravy and then washed the jerks in rose scented bath water then spun them dry and then covered them in chocolate then caramel then nougat, then chocolate and finally covered them with various candies which got a bunch of kids to lick all over the jerks and the they took turns slapping, head bonking and eye poking the jerks and finally farted on the jerks!

Then a massive explosion of gold, jewels and coin blasted out of them and buried them.

We cheered wildly!

Then Black Manta, Doctor Octopus, Killer Croc, Goro, Chillyfish, Turtle, King Shark, Abra Kadabra, Merman, Ragdoll, Live Action Bonecrusher, Evil Bright Man, Superfriends Scarecrow, Peg Leg Pete, Roman Torchwick, Burnertron, Neopolitan Man, Trifire, Luna Ghost, and Ghost of Merlin appeared.

Nico: Black Manta, Doctor Octopus, Killer Croc, Goro, Chillyfish, Turtle, King Shark, Abra Kadabra, Merman, Ragdoll, Live Action Bonecrusher, Evil Bright Man, Superfriends Scarecrow, Peg Leg Pete, Roman Torchwick, Burnertron, Neopolitan Man, Trifire, Luna Ghost, and Ghost of Merlin.

Black Manta: Nothing like a little humiliation before Thanksgiving, huh?

Maria: You said it.

Me: Yeah this is awesome.

Doctor Octopus: (to Venicia) I like how you and Nico recreated one of my old experiment in the past.

Venicia: Thank you.

Killer Croc: That's very impressive.

Nico: It sure is.

Goro: (to Nico) We heard you went to Paleozoic world.

Nico: We sure did.

Chillyfish: How was it?

Me: Awesome and fun as always.

Controlatron appeared.

Me: Up for another round I see Controllatron.

Controlatron: Yep.

Me: Cool.

William: Just want to thank you for your part in helping Dash and Kwan change their ways.

Controlatron: It was my pleasure!

Me: That was awesome and fun.

Lola: Yep.

We got the battles underway.


Yusuke Urameshi, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Decade Kamen Riders, Ratso and Chow VS Black Manta - Nico's rescue


Black Manta was first.

Black Manta: (to Yusuke) I heard Nico's rescue was in Paleozoic World. How was it?

Yusuke: It was really fun and cool. They not only showed Zuria and some of the new members of the team around the place but also battled Another Dark Turtles.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah they were cool and the whole rescue was awesome cool.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was. Going to Paleozoic World is always fun.

Sunburn: It sure is. We love a good visit there.

Tsukasa: Kazuma thought it was an amazing place too. He loved seeing the dinosaurs as well as the creatures of the Cambrian.

Black Manta: That is cool. Glad you guys had fun. Lets do it!

Yusuke summoned Ignatius and merged Hermos with Live Twin Lil-La and it formed into the TWIN SWORDS OF THE LIVE TWINS! They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Scarlet, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Pirate Man and June VS Doc Ock - Battling Another Dark Turtles


Doc Ock was next.

Doctor Octopus: (to Scarlet) Nico, Hulk's team, the Dark Turtles' team, and the others did good Battling Another Dark Turtles. It probably was a challenge thanks to them being a team of Another MOE Members.

Scarlet: It certainly was a challenge but they all did really good over them.

Pinkie Pie: It sure was cool and it was an amazing Battle!

Maud Pie: (monotonously) It was a really fun battle.

Featherweight: Yeah it sure was fun.

Sprocket: Yeah we all thought so.

Yakko: Yeah it was as funny as Rush Limbaugh dressed in a leotard.

We laughed!

Wakko: You know what else would have been funny? (LOUD LONG BELCH IN FLIP'S FACE)

Dot: Now that is funny!

Bubble Bass: You said it Dottie!

Dot: The name's Dot! Call me Dottie and you die!

Bubble Bass: Okay then Dottie!

Dot pulled out a bomb.

Dot: I warned you!

Dot threw the bomb and it hit Bubble Bass and exploded!

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He was badly burned all over the place and showers of jewels exploded out.

Doc Ock: That is true and that all was fun. Lets do it!

Scarlet summoned Metagolem and merged Hermos with Super Roboyarou and it formed into THE SWORD OF THE SUPER ROBOT MAN! They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.


Keiko Yukimura, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Samurai Rangers, Larry Koopa, and Morton Koopa VS Killer Croc - Lincoln's Rescue


Killer Croc was next.

Killer Croc: (To Keiko) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Esomia. (laughs) I hope Poromon enjoyed eating Mr. Mind again!

Keiko: (LAUGHS) You better believe he enjoyed it! But they also did a really funny and silly Droopy and McWolf style chase. It's all over Social Media.

Fluttershy: (Laughs) Yeah it's funny. See?

She showed on her phone the chase.

Mr. Mind: Why, you...!

But, Mr. Mind saw a dark shadow over him, and this really scared him, and when he turned around, he saw Poromon and he had a sinister hungry grin on his face.

Poromon: Hello, Breakfast!

Mr. Mind screamed like a girl and he ran and hid behind a rock formation, but Lincoln had Poromon covered in snow and he threw it at Mr. Mind, and it sent him flying out of the rock formation and the snowball was beside him.

Mr. Mind: Who threw that?!

The snow melted and revealed Poromon.

Poromon: (Droopy's voice) I did.

When Mr. Mind heard his voice, he sunk his head in, and when he slowly peaked his head out and he saw Poromon, he screamed like a shrill lady and he ran off again. Then, he headed for a cabin that'd appeared out of nowhere and he pushed eight doors shut. But, as he turned to the fireplace, his jaw had come unhinged and dropped to the floor when he saw Poromon occupying a chair right by the fireplace, calmly reading a comic strip.

Poromon: (Droopy's voice) Hello, Joe.

Mr. Mind: (JUMPS INTO THE AIR AND SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL)

Mr. Mind reacted and opened all eight doors again to get out, only to be met by Poromon again at the doorway.

Poromon: (Droopy's voice) Hello again.

Mr. Mind: (JUMPS INTO THE AIR AND SCREAMS LIKE TOM CAT) (RUNS OUT THE DOOR)

We were laughing hysterically at the scene.

Me: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) OH MAN, OH, THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS! NICO, CALL A DOCTOR!

Nico: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) I THINK LINCOLN SHOULD BE THE ONE TO CALL THE DOCTOR! THIS IS WAY TOO HILARIOUS!

Mr. Mind continued getting away, but everywhere he went, Poromon popped out from a hiding place like Droopy did to McWolf, and he screamed like a scared little girl, and he ran away again, and May was filming the whole chase scene. Then, Mr. Mind was already getting desperate, and he then saw a nearby lion's cage and he decided to commit suicide by jumping into the lion's mouth.

Mr. Mind: I give up, I'm going to throw myself to the lions!

Mr. Mind jumped into the lion's stomach thinking he's safe, but he was unaware that Poromon was in there with him.

Poromon: (Droopy's voice) Crowded, isn't it?

Mr. Mind screamed again and jumped out of the lion's mouth, and ran to a wall, breathing heavily and he was already losing his mind. Then, he ran towards us begging for us to kill him.

Mr. Mind: (Already Lost His Marbles) Please, please, just kill me! Don't let him get me!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks and crosses arms) And deny Poromon his chance to eat you again, fat chance!

Mr. Mind's eyes shrank in horror: Lincoln just denied him the chance to die and when Poromon had appeared behind him, Mr. Mind turned around and horror was etched on his face.

Poromon: Finally. BREAKFAST!

Mr. Mind screamed as Poromon gobbled him up.

Poromon: Ah, now that was good. (BELCHES AND MR. MIND'S SPIRIT CAME OUT)

Mr. Mind: Well, I'll be, he finally got me again!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) And now, I'm going to get rid of you.

Lincoln drew the Judgement Kanji on Mr. Mind's forehead, and Mr. Mind's soul was destroyed by The Black Gates. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and powered down, and Lucy and Lana's new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, accessories, and massive angel wings are permanent.

They laughed hysterically!

Tornado Bolt: (LAUGHS) That was so funny! We never saw J.D. and Nico laugh so hard before!

Stealth Elf: Yeah that was funny and cool.

Jayden: We all were laughing so hard.

Mia Wattanabe: Yeah it was funny.

Killer Croc: That was so funny! Lets do it!

Keiko summoned Dark Dryad and merged Hermos with Predaplant Chlamydosundew and it formed into the PREDAPLANT CHLAMYDOSUNDEW WHIPSWORD! She lashed Killer Croc and pulled him to her and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and energy and Keiko slashed down and kicked him into a wall.


Silverstream the Hippogriff, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Penguins of Madagascar, Drillhorn, and Guyhawk VS Goro - Meeting an Alpha Hydranoid Gene-slammer


Goro was next.

Goro: (to Silverstream) I heard you guys met an Alpha Hydranoid Gene-slammer. What's her name?

Silverstream: Her name is Amelia Gehabich and she is Alice's cousin.

Twilight Sparkle: She is just as amazing as Alice and she is an awesome Guardian Angel for Lincoln and is a true master of Darkness too.

Starshine Sparkle: And her story is really cool too.

FLASHBACK

Amelia Gehabich: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 10,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Amelia, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Amelia Gehabich: That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much bigger you've gotten in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right. So, Amelia, what's the story on how you stopped Chandler from trying to kill Lincoln?

Amelia Gehabich: You're not going to like this one bit. One day, Lincoln and I were walking home from school, but then, we heard the sound of an angry yell and malevolent laughter, and we saw who it was heading right for us: it was Chandler and he had a knife in his hand, and he was trying to kill Lincoln again. But, I wasn't going to let that wretched little monster get away with this, so I fired three powerful blasts of darkness at Chandler and it disarmed him of his knife and Lincoln fired a red energy blast which transformed into red energy ropes and it tied Chandler up. We called the cops on Chandler, and after we told them what that monster tried to do to Lincoln and I, they immediately took him to jail, and when his mom and sister found out, they were furious at Chandler, and since he hadn't learned his previous lessons the last time, this time, they let him stew in prison for five weeks, and she warned Chandler that if she ever caught him trying to kill Lincoln again, she would ask Lincoln to press charges on him and that would mean he's heading right for prison.

We cheered wildly.

Nico: That was some quick thinking on stopping Chandler, Amelia, and we've heard a lot of stories of how Chandler's tried and failed to kill Lincoln numerous times, and all those times that he's been sent to jail.

Me: It was due to his dark side's murderous desire for blood and revenge that was the cause of this.

Lincoln: Yep, and he was lucky that I kept my vampire-werewolf hybrid side under control, otherwise I would show him what happens when he makes me mad.

Lana: And we've seen it unleashed only when Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, or Luan did something to really get him that mad.

Jeanne the Vampire: So, you weren't kidding that you're a vampire-werewolf hybrid, I can tell due to the scent of your blood that you weren't human.

Me: Yeah, and it was due to the blood of Adriana Ardelean Dracula and Rudina Adalwulf, and he also gained many powers either through a blood transfusion or feeding on the blood of his many Guardian Angels, and he really did a good job in keeping it secret.

Lincoln: I did, and now, I'm not afraid of showing what I became before I was chosen to be Hinon's champion.

Lori: You're literally right about that, besides, your friends have more than once seen your vampire fangs, and if someone tried to mess with you, just one sight of your fangs, and they'll be running for the hills.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Goro: Wow! That is amazing! She really put Chandler in his place.

Spyro: Yeah it sure was awesome.

Skipper: That is for sure. That dark side of Chandler was a real jerkwad.

Private: He sure was.

Goro: That is true. Lets do it1

(MORTAL KOMBAT THEME SONG PLAYS)

GONG SOUNDS!

TEST YOUR MIGHT! (WHAP!) TEST YOUR MIGHT!) TEST YOUR MIGHT! (WHAP) TEST YOUR MIGHT!

MORTAL KOMBAT!

Then they got to fighting and Silverstream and Goro were really going at each other and Silverstream punched and pulverized him and kicked him all over and then the group fired waves of magic and energy all over him. Silverstream summoned Jirwolf and then merged Hermos with Spiked Seadra and it formed into THE SEADRA WHIP AQUA BLADE! They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.
Silverstream: Flawless Victory.


Gi, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Narnia Heroes, Arixam and Pump Man VS Chillyfish - Erica's Final Mission and battling X.A.N.A. Monsters and X.A.N.A. William


Chillyfish was next.

Chillyfish: (to Gi) Today was Erica's Final Mission. And she and the others battled X.A.N.A. Monsters and X.A.N.A. William.

Gi: They sure did and it was so awesome and amazingly fun.

Rarity: We all had a lot of fun on that one. And we even got X.A.N.A. William put into your ranks.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah he really put up an incredible fight with J.D.

Gill Grunt: Those monsters that the Lyoko Warriors fought were all monsters they fought on a daily basis.

Peter Pevensie: (British Accent) That is true. It was amazing.

Chillyfish: Wow! But X.A.N.A. William will make a great addition to the team. Lets do it!

Gi summoned Undine and merged Hermos with Water Magician and it formed into THE STAFF OF THE WATER MAGIC! They fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.


Hikaru Akatsuki, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Maximals and Predacons, Barricade and Blackout VS Jai West A.K.A. Turtle (DC) - Pre-Thanksgiving Humiliations


Turtle was next.

Turtle: (to Hikaru) Nothing like Pre-Thanksgiving Humiliations to spend the day. I hope you're enjoying them.

Hikaru: Oh we sure are and it's so awesome and fun.

Rainbow Dash: You bet it sure is! And its always awesome to get a good laugh in every now and then.

Scootaloo: It sure is awesome and cool!

Whirlwind: I love good pranks and a lot of funny gags.

Optimus Primal: Yes who doesn't love a good set of pranks for some good forms of humor.

Cheetor: Yeah it's good for entertainment and good for relieving stress too.

Scorponok: Especially on jerks like them too.

Terrorsaur: Yeah! It's always funny.

Turtle: Yeah. It sure is. Lets do it!

Optimus Primal: Optimus Primal, MAXIMIZE!

He transformed!

The Maximals transformed.

Scorponok: Scorponok, TERRORIZE!

He transformed and the Predacons transformed too.

Hikaru summoned Ariel and merged Hermos with Lightning Warrior and it formed into THE LIGHTNING THUNDERSWORD! They fired waves of energy and lightning, rainbows and wind and smashed him down.


Peyton, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, LupinRangers, PatRangers, Dive Man and Splash Woman VS King Shark - My Nightmare I had


King Shark was next.

King Shark: (to Peyton) That was a really scary Nightmare J.D. had. At least we know it'll be like the Team Buktu mission and not like the war against Opaline.

Peyton: Yeah thank goodness. And believe me as much as I want this to be just a nightmare, I'm afraid it really is happening. But on the bright side, There's only 7 members left on Team Loud Evil Storm.

Applejack: Yeah we got word from King Kai that the rest of the entire team is all thrown in jail or killed.

Apple Bloom: That's good. The last thing we want is for it to be an all out war like with the Royal Defenders.

Flashwing: Yeah no one wants that to happen.

King Shark: Did King Kai say where they were at?

Peyton: Yeah they were at a galaxy called CEERS-93316 which is located 34.6 billion lightyears away from Earth.

King Shark: Wow! That's located at the very distant edge of the universe!

Kairi Yano: It sure is! We were amazed it was that far away.

Umiko: Yeah we were never that far into space before.

Keiichiro: Yeah it's like touching the very edge of the universe itself.

Tsukasa (PatRangers): Very cool.

King Shark: Wow! That is incredible! Lets do it!

Peyton summoned Undergolem and merged Hermos with Infinitrack Trencher and it formed into THE TRENCHING INFINITRACK DIGGER! They fired waves of earth, rock, boulders, crystal, apples and energy and smashed him down


Hawkeye, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Alice, Spinister and Julio Santana VS Abra Kadabra - An Evil Version of TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!?


Abra Kadabra was next.

Abra Kadabra: (to Hawkeye) An Evil Version of TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!? I knew that was coming!

Hawkeye: I knew it was only a matter of time before we got word of them!

Abra Kadabra: But please tell me this isn't a prank.

Hawkeye: Believe me, as much as I want it to be a prank I'm afraid it's definitely 100% Real. J.D.'s nightmare confirmed it.

Starlight Glimmer: That dream he had was really a warning, It was telling us to be ready for them.

Cozy Glow: At least we aren't going up against massive numbers of them in an all out war. They were reduced down to 7 because the good versions of the villains there all captured them and threw them in jail after stripping them of their powers somehow.

Hex: Boy I wonder how they managed to do it.

Alice: That is a really good question.

Abra Kadabra: That IS a good question. But it looks like we're going to have some very potentially good recruits for you guys and us in the future and I'm talking about the good versions of the villains there. Lets do it!

Hawkeye summoned Jericho and merged Hermos with Dancing Elf and it formed into THE DANCING ELF BOW! They fired waves of skulls, stars, bones, magic and lightning and smashed him down.


Yumi, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Ariel, Eli, Alister and Rafael VS Merman - The Jerks getting humiliated before Thanksgiving


Merman was next.

Merman: (to Yumi) The Jerks are getting humiliated before Thanksgiving. That's one thing we're thankful for.

Yumi: And that's having awesome Jerks to humiliate for everyones enjoyment and amusement.

Princess Luna: After everything they did they had it coming too.

Moondust: They sure did.

Snowdrup: It's still funny though.

Gari: Yeah we always get a good kick out of humiliating the jerks.

Blackout: We sure do and it's awesome too.

Ariel: Yeah it's true.

Eli: And it's always fun.

Merman: It sure is. Lets do it!

Yumi summoned Lunar and merged Hermos with CXyz Dark Fairy Cheer Girl and it formed into THE SWORD OF DARKNESS CHEER They fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed him down.


War Machine, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Captain Underpants, Ren Krawler and Klaus Von Herzon VS Ragdoll - Hope the Jerks got lots of ice with them


Ragdoll was next.

Ragdoll: (to War Machine) I hope the Jerks got lots of ice with them. Not like it'll help them.

War Machine: (LAUGHS) That is true. But it's always good to see them hurt.

Princess Celestia: Yeah that is for sure! I love a good laugh.

King Solar: Yeah it's always fun and cool.

Solar Eclipsa: It sure is!

Amber Morning: I agree there. It's so funny too.

Spotlight: Yeah it sure is. I love a good laugh.

Captain Underpants: I do too.

Ragdoll: Me too. Lets do it!

War Machine summoned Solar and merged Hermos with Little Fairy and it formed into THE LITTLE FAIRY SWARM STORM! They fired waves of light and smashed him down.


Brenda Loud VS Live Action Bonecrusher


Live Action Bonecrusher was next.

Live Action Bonecrusher: I hate everything.

Brenda Loud: I hate everything even more!

Brenda merged Hermos with Gyaku-Gire Panda and it formed into THE ANGRY PANDA OF HATE SWORD! She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

SHEESH BRENDA YOU NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT!


Mai VS Evil Bright Man


Evil Bright Man was next.

Evil Bright Man: You guys all excited for Thanksgiving?

Mai: You bet we are!

Mai merged Hermos with Ghost Beef & Mild Turkey and it formed into THE THANKSGIVING FEAST OF MAYHEM SWORD! She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Natalie, Nicole and Nadine Bernado VS Superfriends Scarecrow


Superfriends Scarecrow was next.

Superfriends Scarecrow: This will be fun.

Natalie Bernado: Yeah it sure is going to be fun!

Nicole Bernado: You got that right.

Nadine Bernado: That's right.

They merged Hermos with Slifer The Ultimate Sky Dragon and it formed into THE ULTIMATE SWORD OF THE SKY GOD OSIRIS! They fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.


Felix the Cat VS Peg Leg Pete


Peg Leg Pete was next.

Peg Leg Pete: This is always fun.

Felix: You got that right.

Felix the Cat merged Hermos with Blue-Eyes White Cat and it formed into THE BLUE EYES CAT CLAW SWORD! He fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.


Octavia Melody VS Roman Torchwick


Roman Torchwick was next.

Roman Torchwick: This is always so fun.

Octavia Melody: (British Accent) I agree there and it's so fun.

Octavia merged Hermos with Master of Dark Illusions and it formed into THE DARK ILLUSION MAGIC CELLO! She fired waves of music magic and smashed him down.


Bender VS Burnertron


Burnertron was next.

Burnertron: You got something to say to me?

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bender merged Hermos with V-Tiger Jet and it formed into THE TIGER V SWORD! He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Thrice Cream Man VS Neapolitan Man


Neapolitan Man was next.

Neapolitan Man: Time for some fun.

Thrice Cream Man: Thrice Cream Man delicious!

Thrice Cream Man merged Hermos with Gaap the Divine Soldier and it formed into THE SWORD OF HELLFIRE FURY! He fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him down.


Pakura VS Trifire


Trifire was next.

Trifire: This will be a good one that burns.

Pakura: It sure is.

Pakura merged Hermos with Amorphactor Pain The Imagination Dracoverlord and it formed into THE DRACOFLAME IMAGINATION FLAMESWORD! She fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him down.


Ziggy VS Luna Ghost


Luna Ghost was next.

Luna Ghost: This is always fun and cool.

Ziggy: It sure is.

Ziggy merged Hermos with Saggi the Dark Clown and it formed into the DARK CLOWN SWORD! He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Ms. Spell VS Ghost of Merlin


Ghost of Merlin was next.

Ghost of Merlin: This is gonna be a most fun battle.

Ms. Spell: It always is.

Ms. Spell merged Hermos with Darklord Nurse Reficule and it formed into THE NURSE DARKLORD SWORD OF DARKNESS! She fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed him down.


Bridget Branley VS Reika Hanehara the Heat Dopont


Reika Hanehara the Heat Dopont was next.

Reika: I have a feeling that Thanksgiving is always going to be fun.

Bridget Branley: It always is a blast. (FLARES UP FIRE AURA) We have a lot of good food too.

Reika: I can't wait for the food. Lets do it! (TURNS INTO HEAT DOPONT)

She fired waves of energy and fire and smashed her down.


Ashley Aella VS Maria S. Cranberry the Cyclone Dopont


Maria S. Cranberry the Cyclone Dopont was next.

Maria S. Cranberry: I did not expect an evil version of Team Loud Phoenix Storm to be here in our universe.

Ashley Aella: (Flares up Wind Aura) No one even saw that coming. Good thing that there are only 7 of them.

Maria S. Cranberry: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it! (TURNS INTO CYCLONE DOPONT)

Ashley fired waves of wind and smashed her down.


Brooke Hudson VS Ken Ashiwara the Trigger Dopant


Ken Ashiwara the Trigger Dopant was next.

Ken Ashiwara: Good thing there are only seven members of Team Loud Evil Storm.

Brooke Hudson: (Flares up Water Aura) That will make it so much easier. At least it won't be an all out war.

Ken Ashiwara: That is true. Lets do it! (TURNS INTO TRIGGER DOPANT) GAME START!

She fired waves of water and smashed him down.


Allira Cristant VS Gozo Domoto the Metal Dopant


Gozo Domoto the Metal Dopant was next.

Gozo Domoto: My favorite part about Thanksgiving is the turkey and meats. They are awesome.

Allira Cristant: (Flares up Crystal Aura) I love the potatoes and gravy. They are awesome.

Gozo Domoto: Indeed. Lets do it! (TURNS INTO METAL DOPANT!)

She fired waves of crystal and smashed him down.


Bronte Elektra VS Kyosei Izumi the Luna Dopant


Kyosei Izumi the Luna Dopant was next.

Kyosei Izumi: Nothing like a really awesome set of humiliations to have some fun.

Bronte Elektra: (Flares up Lightning Aura) You said it. It's always fun to have with them.

Kyosei Izumi: That is for sure. Lets do it! (TURNS INTO LUNA DOPANT!)

She fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.


Allie Anne Volvenstein the Waterveiled Assassin Gene-Slammer VS The Elementals of Earth, Wind and Fire.


Allie Anne Volvenstein was looking for her archenemies and then in a swirl of fire came THE FIRE ELEMENTAL, in some growth of Earth came the EARTH ELEMENTAL and in a tornado came THE WIND ELEMENTAL!

Allie Anne Volvenstein: Wow! So I get the elementals of Earth, Wind and Fire as my archenemies and me being the Waterveiled Assassin Gene-slammer makes me water so that evens it all out for the 4 Elemental Forces.

Fire Elemental: Indeed. That is a really fitting scene here.

Wind Elemental: This will be much fun and cool.

Earth Elemental: We're really excited for this one too.

Allie Anne Volvenstein: It sure will. (FORMS A WATER SCYTHE) Shall we dance?

The Earth Elemental formed a huge hammer and she tried to smash Allie with it and Allie dodged it. The Fire Elemental formed a fire sword and she swung it at allie and she jumped as a huge wall of fire formed. The Wind Elemental formed her arm into a whip and she dodged the whip. The Earth elemental fired earth shards and Allie dodged them and The Fire Elemental fired a shower of fireballs and Allie deflected them back at the elementals and knocked them down.


Esmeralda Volvenstein the Holocaust Disciple Gene-slammer VS Magman


Esmeralda was looking for her archenemy and then a rumble was felt and then out came a glob of lava and it was MAGMAN from Kirby 64!

Esmeralda Volvenstein: Wow! Magman from Kirby 64! One of my favorites.

She fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Lanaiya Volvenstein the Cyclonic Ravager Gene-Slammer VS Jeannine Gale A.K.A. The Sylph


Lanaiya was looking for her archenemy. Then out came JEANNINE GALE A.K.A. THE SYLPH!

Lanaiya Volvenstein: Whoa! Jeannine Gale A.K.A. The Sylph.

The Sylph: Indeed Lanaiya and it's good to be your archenemy.

Lanaiya Volvenstein: Awesome.

She fired waves of wind and smashed her down.


Holly Volvenstein the Black Rock Triskelion Gene-Slammer VS Dr. Warpnik


Holly Volvenstein was looking for her archenemy.

Then huge fish were floating all over.

Holly Volvenstein: Look at all these beautiful fish.

Then maniacal crazy fucked up laughter was heard and then out came Dr. Robotnik's crazy fucked up cousin DR. WARPNIK!

Holly Volvenstein: Dr. Warpnik I presume?

Dr. Warpnik: That's right! (LAUGHS LIKE A FUCKED UP LUNATIC)

Holly Volvenstein: Boy you are seriously fucked up.

Holly fired waves of rocks and smashed him down.


Beast Morpher Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lana, Lola, Laney, Lisa and Lily VS Controlatron


Controlatron was next.

Nico: This will be fun.

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of brand-new hand-cannon Blasters for all of us, this time, it's for Billy, Mandy, Grim, and our friends from Endsville

For Billy, Mandy, Grim, and our friends from Endsville: hand-cannon Blasters named Endsville Underworld Infernal Firestorm Fury and modelled after Mario's Lightning Shark blaster and Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury blaster, but the hand-cannon blasters' colors scheme match the colors of the Grim Reaper with green flames on the blasters and the Grim Reaper etched on the side, and colored gems on the top of the blasters.

Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with them.

Beast Morpher Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!

They transformed and were ready!

Beast Morphers: UNLEASH THE BEAST!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BEAST MORPHERS!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Beast Morphers too!

Nico: Lets get him!

Rangers: BEAST X CANNON!

They summoned the cannons.

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts hit him and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: Controlatron you have failed this city.

Devon: Virus eliminated!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


Lincoln: Now, that's what I call one awesome Pre-Thanksgiving humiliation of the jerks.

Nico: Quite a perfect way to signal the arrival of Thanksgiving tomorrow, Lincoln, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Vaas Montenegro and his faction, The Pirates, to deal with, and they should be arriving...right now!

?: (Laughing Insanely) And now, I shall kill every last one of you and present your heads to the boss.

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Rayman: (Sighs) Should've known there's no mistaking that insane laugh from anywhere. Don't you know when to give up, Vaas Montenegro.

A figure came out, and it's none other than Hoyt Volker's insane right-hand man, Vaas Montenegro, along with his faction, The Pirates, a massive band of mercenaries.

Nicole: Vaas Montenegro, you already know that a lot of people want you and your boss dead for all of the gruesome things you bastards have done, including us.

Vaas Montenegro: Tell me something I don't know, but you will never get rid of us. Boys, kill them all!

The Pirates were about to attack, but Rayman hovered into the air and he fired a dark energy ball at the incoming Pirates and sent them flying back, but none of them were injured. Then, Rayman snaps his fingers and we were on the planet, Glaren.

Rayman: There's no way you or your crew are endangering any innocent people, Montenegro.

Elena Brogan: That's right, and now, you've got to deal with us.

Suddenly, Elena Brogan's aqua blue eyes turned neon aqua blue and she was surrounded by an aqua blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, sea creatures, and dragons, she unholstered her massive Water Dragon Cluster-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Vaas Montenegro, she left aqua blue energy, water, ocean waves, sea creatures, and dragons with every step.

Elena Brogan: You absolutely make me sick, Vaas Montenegro, you're not only a unrepentant insane psychopath, but you have an absolute disregard for human life, what you and Hoyt Volker have done in trafficking and enslaving innocent people, not to mention trafficking drugs, can never be forgiven, and now, I will see to it that you and your entire faction are wiped off of the face of the earth.

Suddenly, Elena Brogan was surrounded by a massive vortex of aqua blue energy with water and ocean waves surrounding the vortex, there are sea creatures, water dragons, and Water Dragon Cluster swimming around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Elena Brogan emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Elena Brogan grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has ocean blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing aqua blue hair, she has neon aqua blue eyes and an aqua blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, sea creatures, and dragons surrounding her, she has the Water Kanji in the claws of Water Dragon Cluster emblazoned on her forehead, she has on dragon earrings with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Water Dragon Cluster with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its claws on the bottom of her aqua blue dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with aqua blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and aqua blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Elena Brogan has on a sleeveless dark blue open blouse, sleeveless aqua blue midriff top, long aqua blue skirt with black designs on it going down to her ankles, aqua blue pants, aqua blue sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with water, ocean waves, dragons, and sea creatures on the coattails, and on the back is Water Dragon Cluster surrounded by ocean waves. Suddenly, Elena Brogan felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive aqua blue angel wings with ocean blue tips on the large aqua blue feathers grew much bigger for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with aqua blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Elena Brogan's massive Water Dragon Cluster-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of aqua blue energy, ocean waves, water, sea creatures, and dragons, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Water Dragon Cluster's Oceanic Sea Dragon Maelstrom Greatsword of Water Maelstrom Sea Dragon Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with Water Dragon Cluster etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large aqua blue dragon heads for the crossguard, large aqua blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large aqua blue dragon heads and a large aqua blue gem below the lion heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with aqua blue gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of one of Water Dragon Cluster's heads with aqua blue gems for eyes and a large aqua blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an aqua blue kanji below Water Dragon Cluster that said, "Elena Brogan, Gene-Slammer of Water Dragon Cluster, Amazing Swimmer and Talented Athlete, Good Sportswoman and Despiser of Sore Losers, Powerful Master of Water, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Lego Eclipso, Smasher of Dark Lynn, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Sea Creatures, and Dragons"

エレナ・ブローガン、ウォーター・ドラゴン・クラスターのジーン・スラマー、素晴らしいスイマーであり才能のあるアスリート、優れたスポーツウーマンであり、負け犬の軽蔑者、強力な水のマスター、愛情深いガーディアン・エンジェル、リンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、レゴ・エクリプソの大敵、ダーク・リンのスマッシャー、悪の殺し屋、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、水、海の生き物、ドラゴンの達人

Elena Brogan has transformed into SUPER ANGEL CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA COSMIC WATER SEA DRAGON ANGEL OF DIVINE COMSIC SEA MAELSTROM DRACONIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE WATER SEA DRAGON LOVE!

We were amazed by Elena Brogan's Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Vaas Montenegro saw it, he got out his machete and planned to decapitate her, but Elena Brogan fired a powerful aqua blue energy blast with ocean waves, water, sea creatures, and dragons at Vaas Montenegro and it hit him with incredible power and sent him flying, but he got up and he wasn't out yet, and the sight of what happened with their boss pissed off the Pirates badly.

Nico: Whoa, Elena Brogan's transformed, awesome.

Me: And it was good thinking on Rayman's part to take the fight to Glaren.

Lincoln: He was right to do so, since we don't want anyone getting attacked by that psychopath or his thugs, and Elena, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Elena Brogan: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Cosmic Sea Maelstrom Water Dragon and Divine Sea Water Dragon Maelstrom Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall all three of us deal with this psychopath once and for all, while Rayman deals with Montenegro's thugs?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Elena.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and Nobunaga Oda unholstered his sword, Demon Regalia, and they joined Elena Brogan.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of causing trouble and havoc are over, Vaas Montenegro, now it's time for you to die.

Nobunaga Oda: Go ahead and do your worst, it shall do you nor your men no good. We will see to it that you and your men are destroyed here and now.

The Pirates saw that Lincoln and Elena Brogan were about to go after Vaas Montenegro, and that's pissed them off.

Pirate Assaulter: Hey, those assholes are going to kill the boss. Get them!

The Pirates were heading straight for Elena Brogan, Lincoln, and Nobunaga Oda to kill them before they got after Vaas Montenegro, but Rayman fired another blast of dark energy, and it formed into a dark barrier to keep them from getting to Elena Brogan, Lincoln, and Nobunaga Oda.

Rayman: Oh no, you don't, you thugs aren't getting anywhere near my friends, and now, it's time for you all to die.

Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and he went after Vaas Montenegro's thugs, and he fired powerful blasts of purple and red energy, light, dark energy, Lums, fairies, and dragons at Vaas Montenegro's thugs, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them. Then, Rayman attacked them with his massive greatsword and he left scars on them. Then, Rayman fired blasts of darkness from his left hand into the air and bolts of dark energy rained down on Vaas Montenegro's thugs.

One of them tried to run at Rayman and also attack him with a machete, but he thrusted his massive greatsword into the Pirate's chest and he retracted his massive greatsword and tossed him away, but it also granted his massive greatsword a dark purple aura: an attack that only Nobunaga Oda had.

Pirate Beheader: That's it, kill him!

The Pirates got out their guns and were about to fire, but Rayman used another attack of The Demon King: Nobunaga's Level 3 Musou attack from Samurai Warriors 2 and its Xtreme Legends expansion.

Rayman: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon and Divine Celtic Dream Moonlight Hope) You dare to resist me?

Suddenly, the area turned dark as Rayman glides along the ground slashing his massive greatsword from left to right wildly, slashing and cutting down Vaas Montenegro's thugs, and random pillars of dark energy that burst out of the ground around him as he dashes at them. Then, he finished with the turning outward slash, a spin-turn to his left for a reaping slash, and slides via a light-hover into a braking outward slash, and a dark energy shockwave comes outward from Rayman as black feathers and a dark energy aura came out of the ground.

Rayman: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon and Divine Celtic Dream Moonlight Hope) Then, you dare to die!

We immediately saw that Rayman had cut down and slain all of Vaas Montenegro's pirates and it was a mess. Then, Rayman fired more blasts of darkness from his left hand into the air and the thousands of bolts of dark energy with the Judgement Kanji had rained down on the souls of Vaas Montenegro's thugs, and all of the Pirates were sent to The Black Gates forever.

Rayman: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon and Divine Celtic Dream Moonlight Hope) That's it for all of Vaas Montenegro's thugs, now to go help Elena Brogan, Lincoln, and Lord Nobunaga deal with Vaas Montenegro himself.

Rayman passed through the dark energy barrier and he joined with Elena Brogan, Lincoln, and Nobunaga Oda.

Nobunaga Oda: I take it that you've dealt with our other uninvited guests?

Rayman: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon and Divine Celtic Dream Moonlight Hope) They've been put out of their misery and their souls have been sent to The Black Gates, Lord Nobunaga.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) Now you're all alone, Vaas Montenegro, all of your men have been destroyed and you're already out of options. Now, all that's left is for us to kill you and send you to join your men in eternal torment.

Vaas Montenegro: You, you will all pay for what you did to my men.

Nobunaga Oda: (Laughing Sinisterly) In that case, you better give it your best shot.

Elena Brogan, Lincoln, Nobunaga Oda, and Rayman went after Vaas Montenegro, who tried to fire at them with his firearms, but Elena Brogan and Lincoln fired blasts of water at them and made them all useless, and then, they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, aqua blue energy, red and purple energy, dark energy, crosses, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, fairies, Lums, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, and Mermaids at Vaas Montenegro, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him.

This was really pissing off Vaas Montenegro badly, but Elena Brogan, Lincoln, Nobunaga Oda, and Rayman were just getting started. Lincoln and Nobunaga Oda fired blasts of dark energy at Vaas Montenegro and they blew him across the field and the dark energy blasts left nasty scars on him.

Me: This is incredible, just what we're seeing is quite terrifying.

Mitsuhide Akechi: This is quite an opportunity to see both Lord Nobunaga and Lincoln fight together in battle, J.D., and everything we'd heard from Yukimura and the others is true: Lincoln's a strong fighter and an intelligent and honorable man, and he's capable of putting a plan into place and using tactics in battle to outsmart his opponent.

Shingen Takeda: A strong fighter, along with being an intelligent and honorable man, and capable of using tactics in battle to outsmart his opponent after knowing his opponent, that's the kind of person no one would want to fight against.

Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Elena Brogan, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Water Dragon Cluster's Cosmic Maelstrom Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's aqua blue with ocean waves on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and Water Dragon Cluster surrounded by water etched on the sides, and an ocean blue gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Elena Brogan fired blasts of rainbow energy, aqua blue energy, and elemental forces at Vaas Montenegro and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power killing him. Then, as they holstered their hand-cannon Blasters, Vaas Montenegro's spirit appeared, and Rayman and Nobunaga Oda fired two more blasts of dark energy with the Judgement Kanji and as they hit Vaas Montenegro's spirit, he was condemned to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Elena Brogan, Lincoln, Nobunaga Oda, and Rayman did to Vaas Montenegro as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Elena Brogan's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive aqua blue angel wings are permanent.

Nobunaga Oda: Impressive, Lincoln, you've truly lived up to your reputation, I'm honored to fight alongside you and to consider you my brother-in-law.

Lincoln: (Bows) I'm honored by your words, Lord Nobunaga.

Elena Brogan: That'll teach you, you psychopathic lunatic. Lord Nobunaga, Rayman, thank you both for helping me with putting an end to Vaas Montenegro and his Pirates Faction, especially you too, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Elena.

Rayman: Just doing my job, I wasn't going to let that psycho get away with it.

Rayman and Nobunaga Oda came back to us, and suddenly, Elena Brogan wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Elena Brogan's face, they kissed passionately as Elena Brogan's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Water Dragon Cluster flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and ocean waves crashing behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Elena Brogan came back to us, as the display and Water Dragon Cluster vanished.

Nico: That was truly an amazing battle, Rayman, you did awesome in getting rid every last one of Vaas Montenegro's Pirates, and I was intrigued that you used Nobunaga Oda's attacks for that, and for the final part of the battle, Lincoln, Elena, Lord Nobunaga, and Rayman, you all did really great in destroying Vaas Montenegro once and for all.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, and this also sent a message to Hoyt Volker, telling him that he and his faction, The Privateers, are next. If we run into them, we'll do them what we just did to Vaas Montenegro and his faction, The Pirates.

Daria Kuso: We dealt Hoyt's drug empire a really crushing blow by killing Vaas Montenegro and his faction, The Pirates, who were basically the muscle of Hoyt's empire, and if we deal with Hoyt himself and his mercenary faction tomorrow, we'll send his drug and human smuggling empire spiraling into Oblivion. Oh, and Lincoln, tomorrow, we're meeting the Gene-Slammers for Battle Ax Vladitor and Omega Leonidas.

Lincoln: A two-for-one rescue tomorrow, awesome.

Turtle: Another day of humiliations done.

Me: Yeah

King Shark: And I even ate before I got here. (burps)

Abra Kadabra: Now now. There will be plenty to eat tomorrow

Merman: After all, tomorrow's Thanksgiving.

Ragdoll: Which means it's Turkey time!

Me: You got that right.

Nico: Yep. Great job everyone.

Pinkie Pie: Best Humiliations EVER! (To the viewers) Hope you're ready for thanksgiving because I AM!

Nico: Yep.

We went back home after paying for the meal and then enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another chapter done.

Another awesome set of funny humiliations in the books.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Mabui, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Gia Moran, Jean Bison, Azuki Shinatsu, Inaho Kushiya, Yatsuno Himehani and Bonz(YuGiOh), Beany the Braindead Bison (Animaniacs), Django of the Dead (El Tigre), Savrille (Dungeons & Dragons), 3 Headed Bone Dragon (Yoshi's Story) and Zombozo (Ben 10) are coming too. And we're going to Cape Cod, Massachusett's where the First Thanksgiving was formed and we're going to battle Another Bonz and the Another Undead-Zodiarts of Eridanus the River. And we're going to meet a Blastoise Gene-slammer named Brittany Aquonias and she is Nico's friend from a local waterpark and she is an amazing waterpark builder and more. She also hates The Digimon Emperor for everything he did especially to Nico and she swore that if she saw him she would kill him. The match-up scene is for Ursula Truaigheaingeal, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Angel of Mischief, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Hoyt Volker, the true main antagonist of Far Cry 3, along with his ruthless mercenary faction, The Privateers, and they're going to deal the crippling blow that'll end Hoyt Volker's drug and human smuggling empire for good. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow for the planetary treasure hunt, Lincoln and his group are heading to a fire and lightning planet in the Omega Quadrant named Leron, and Lola and Lisa are going to get two powerful treasures there: two powerful greatswords called The Draconic Phoenix Firestorm Greatsword of Gabja and The Lightning Tech Archangel Greatsword of Hephaestus, and only Lola and Lisa can wield these two powerful greatswords because Lola got her powers from Gabja and Lisa got her powers from Hephaestus, and we're also going to take down the parents of Nate Krenshikov, who are out for revenge on Luna for what happened to their heartless son. Well, they're going to be taken down and sent to the Uranus Prison and we'll also find out from Lincoln that Nate Krenshikov's parents were nothing more than criminals and thugs and they wanted to get revenge on Luna after their son was expelled and sent to prison for all the crap he's done, and after the news of Nate Krenshikov's death hit them, they were now out for blood and they won't stop until they'd gotten revenge, but we're going to make those bad parents pay, and they'll have some thugs with them as well for added back-up. And we're going to meet a Gene-Slammer for Battle Ax Vladitor named Madison Darkblazer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Cooking, she's a Darkus Bakugan Brawler and part of the Bakugan Battle Slammers, and like the Bakugan Battle Brawlers, she's a capable Bakugan Brawler. She along with the other Bakugan Battle Slammers moved to Michigan from Japan when they were eight, and they would often play together with Lincoln, and she and the other Bakugan Battle Slammers took on the worst of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa plus Chandler, Hawk and Hank, Pablo and Anderson. To show thanks, Lincoln took her and the other Bakugan Battle Slammers to a lake where he kissed each of the Bakugan Battle Slammers underwater. She's the twin sister of Misako from River City Girls, and she hates Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Chandler, Hawk and Hank, Pablo and Anderson with a burning passion, along with an Omega Leonidas Gene-Slammer named Leona Elementaldraco, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Algebra, she's a Bakugan Brawler of the Six Elemental Attributes: Pyrus, Aquos, Haos, Ventus, Subterra, and Darkus and part of the Bakugan Battle Slammers, and like the Bakugan Battle Brawlers, she's a capable Bakugan Brawler. She along with the other Bakugan Battle Slammers moved to Michigan from Japan when they were eight, and they would often play together with Lincoln, and she and the other Bakugan Battle Slammers took on the worst of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa plus Chandler, Hawk and Hank, Pablo and Anderson. To show thanks, Lincoln took her and the other Bakugan Battle Slammers to a lake where he kissed each of the Bakugan Battle Slammers underwater. She's the twin sister of Kyoko from River City Girls, and she hates Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Chandler, Hawk and Hank, Pablo and Anderson with a burning passion. Also we'll meet a Gobbleygourd Gene-slammer for Thanksgiving named Amelia Bradford. Amelia is a Pilgrim Descendant of William Bradford, one of the pilgrims that landed in America in 1621. She is also one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and she is a great Thanksgiving cook and makes all kinds of awesome foods and more. She also HATES FLIP with a merciless vengeance and wants nothing more than to kill him. Also she is also my distant ancestral cousin. Get ready for an awesome Thanksgiving adventure as we head to a planet made of roasted Thanksgiving Turkeys and we're going to battle the evil TURKIE from the movie series THANKSKILLING! Get ready for a really foul battle with an evil turkey that we loath to the bone to the Nth Degree.

see you next time