This chapter is based on the 2006 movie The Wild
Walking through the halls of Canterlot High School was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Lars Loud, Irina Wendolva, Sela, Leo, Amu and Tusk and Raven Branwen's team of Raven Branwen, Beagle Babes, Thieftron, Datum and Metallia Youma Third Form And Daisy the Giant Plant Monster. and we were there for another awesome and amazing rescue.
Me: So the next rescue is in Canterlot High School.
Zuria: Boy Sunset your school is really nice.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah it sure is a nice place.
Qin: We all think so too.
Lars Loud: It's a really amazing place too.
Camie: It sure is.
Starlight Glimmer: We all were amazed with how Twilight and Sunset came here too. It was amazing.
Eli: I'll say.
Nico: Lars, I want to thank you and Raven Branwen's teams for coming.
Lars: It's no problem Nico. We all think it's really cool helping you.
Sela: We're truly honored that you can have us come with.
Yamato: It sure is awesome.
Amu: I agree myself.
Me: We're glad you guys can come.
Raven Branwen: I think this is gonna be awesome.
Nico: Irina, remember when I first met you?
Irina Wendolva: You bet I do Nico. It was in gym class and you were one of the best athletes I've seen next to me.
Amu: That is cool.
Irina Wendolva: It sure is. Nico was one of the best athletes ever. He even outran me because of my speed.
Nico: I am pretty fast.
Me: You sure are.
Camie: Hey J.D. how did you guys meet the Zyuohgers the first time?
Me: That was an awesome adventure. It was one of last years most amazing and fun adventures.
I went over what happened in chapter 1495.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked and amazed.
Tsuyu: Wow! That is cool!
Eli: Yeah we were shocked and amazed that Japan and Zyuland were merged into one.
Lola: That was really cool!
Leo: It sure was.
Irina Wendolva: Boy you guys went through so much!
Me: We sure did Irina.
Nico: And now, you're one of my harem.
Irina Wendolva: That is an absolute fact.
Tusk: But to be honest we are so honored to be part of the team.
Me: You guys are awesome at what you all do as rangers. And you were also the 3rd Japanese Ranger team we recruited during that time.
Yamato: We sure were.
Camie: Yeah but I still feel bad for Misao though.
Me: Believe me Camie I do too. He's still overcome with so much guilt over what Ginis made him do. We're trying everything we can to help him out but his guilt still haunts him.
Zuria: Poor guy. He must have done a lot of things that were really terrible.
Nico: Yeah they were.
Qin: He doesn't like talking about it.
Me: Even though it was all against his will he still feels really bad about it.
Eli: Yeah. But Ginis is gone for good now that we gave him the Black Gates. So that should have made him somewhat happy.
Sela: I believe it did.
Nico: We bought lots of stuff yesterday.
Me: We sure did. Boy that was one of the biggest Black Friday shopping excursions we've ever had.
Qin: It sure was! We never got that much before.
Lola: No we sure didn't. But it was awesome.
Camie: But those dresses and outfits that Kushina, Mikoto, Mebuki, Karura and Hina tried on were all amazing and absolutely beautiful.
Nico: They sure were and so was Alexis's dress.
Xenia: She looked so beautiful in it.
Varie: And White Night Dragon is perfect for her.
Zuria: It sure is. But what is a White Night?
Me: It's a weather phenomenon where the sun doesn't set until in the late evening hours. It usually happens up in parts of Northern Canada, Alaska, Russia, Siberia, Scandinavia, Greenland, those places.
Zuria: Oh wow! That is amazing.
Nico: And we killed lots of cockroaches.
Lana: By mostly eating them and they all were really tasty.
Me: You REALLY ate a lot of them.
Camie: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Xenia: Me too.
Me: But it was really amazing seeing how those roaches all built that amazing miniature futuristic society in such a short amount of time.
Eli: Boy that was really something.
Lola: Yeah Timmy's wish to make the roaches smart really showed us the amazing power of roaches.
Lisa Loud: And their gifts in intelligence.
Qin: Yeah that was incredible. But lets not forget that roaches are the most resilient insects of all. They are even known to survive nuclear explosions.
Nico: That is really awesome.
Eli: It sure is and I thought it was cool how J.D. documented the whole thing for everyone to see.
Danica Metrois: That is really cool and awesome.
Nico: And yet, they can't talk in complete sentences.
Me: Yeah that sucked. But it was still awesome.
Tsuyu: But they were sure tasty roaches.
Camie: We didn't know you could eat bugs like that Tsuyu.
Tsuyu: My Quirk may be called Frog and yes I do sometimes act like a frog but I do eat bugs. Mostly flies.
Nico: That's still cool.
We walked on through the halls.
Nico: Guys, does anyone feel something off?
Eli: Yeah. I sense a massive amount of hostility in the air.
Me: It's weird.
Then someone bumped into me.
Me: Oh excuse me I didn't see you there.
Then the figure turned and we saw ALIZARIN BUBBLEGUM AND SHE HAD BLACK EYEBROWS AND BAGS UNDER HER EYES AND HAD AN UGLY FIVE O-CLOCK SHADOW!
Alizarin Bubblegum: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU ASSHOLE!
POW!
She punched me in the face!
Me: OUCH!
Eli: GEEZ!
Me: Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!
Lincoln grabbed Alizarin Bubblegum by the throat and started choking her.
Lincoln: Any last words before I destroy you with the Black Gates for that stunt?!
Nico: Lincoln stand down! Let her go!
Lily: Oh man! I've seen this before!
Lily then pulled out a green potion and gave it to her and she was back to normal and she had a massive splitting headache.
Alizarin Bubblegum: (Groans) What happened? I have got the worst headache.
Me: You were acting like a total jerk and you punched me right in the eye.
Alizarin Bubblegum gasped!
Alizarin Bubblegum: Oh no! I'm sorry J.D. I don't remember what happened. All I remember was having a bite of some of that delicious fruit cake and then all of a sudden everything went black.
Nico: But that's not all. (glares at Lincoln) Lincoln over here threatened to destroy you with the Black Gates for punching J.D.!
Lincoln: Oh, c'mon! I'm-
May: (sighs) Lincoln, just don't say another word. We don't have time to discuss this.
Maria: We need to focus on what's making everyone so hostile. (looks sternly at Lincoln) But after that, you can feel free to decide which punishment we give you for making that threat.
Nico: Guys lets not worry about that right now. Her actions were clearly not her own. But this is weird. People usually don't like fruit cake. We better go have a look.
We went to the cafeteria.
Lana gave Alizarin a block of ice for her head.
We arrived and saw a cart full of fruit cake.
Me: This the stuff?
Alizarin Bubblegum: Yep.
Nico: Lisa you better run some tests.
Lisa Loud: Affirmative.
Lisa picked up a cake and I smelled it and it looked and smelled alright.
Me: Hmm. Looks and smells alright.
Lisa got the results and gasped!
Me: What is it!?
Lisa Loud: It appears that Alizarin Bubblegum's hostility and actions were not of her own free will. This fruit cake is laced with the element Ragelodocapricolium Varidium Alloy or commonly known as Jerktonium.
Lily gasped in shock!
Lily: Oh man! I remember that stuff! Plankton used that stuff and gave fruit cakes laced with it to turn everyone in Bikini Bottom into total assholes and jerks on Christmas so that Santa would only see him as a good boy and give him the Krabby Patty Secret Formula.
We gasped!
Lily: So to help I made this antidote.
She pulled out a bottle of a green glowing potion.
Me: Whoa! That is awful! But really smart thinking in making that potion Lily.
Nico stopped and glanced at me, Lincoln, Laney, Lisa and Lily.
Lincoln: What?
Nico: Nothing, just thought for a second that I saw J.D. Knudson, Lincoln Loud, Laney Loud, Lisa Loud, and Lily Loud standing behind me. But, it looks like I was wrong. I don't know who that was in that hallway a moment ago, but it was not the J.D. Knudson, Lincoln Loud, Laney Loud, Lisa Loud, and Lily Loud that I know. And I doubt it's the J.D. Knudson, Lincoln Loud, Laney Loud, Lisa Loud, and Lily Loud that the rest of the Loud Sister know either.
Me: Hmm. That's weird.
With that, Nico walked off with the others.
Nico: Eli, sense if anyone else ate that fruitcake.
Eli: Right.
Eli concentrated.
Eli: Oh man! Turns out Principal Celestia, Flash Sentry and Sunny Sugarsocks ate some.
Pinkie Pie gasped!
Me: Oh man! We got to find them.
CRASH!
We saw Flash Sentry throwing trash cans into the doors!
Me: I got this!
I teleported and grabbed him!
Flash Sentry: LET ME GO YOU FUCKWAD JERK!
Me: No Flash this is for your own good!
Lily gave him the antidote.
Lola: J.D, I know that we have to focus on the issue at hand. But you should also realize that right now, Nico is at the moment thinking you, Lincoln, Lisa, Laney, and Lily are acting like you're the children of Lex Luthor and the Joker.
Lincoln: We're nothing like the Joker and Luthor! They used to make innocent people suffer! Right now, we're trying to save them!
Leni: I don't think threatening Alizarin Bubblegum with the Black Gates counts as saving.
All the while, Alizarin Bubblegum had a guilty look on her face.
Me: Guys that's going a bit too far.
Nico: And for the record no I wasn't thinking that. I know you guys are under stress right now but we need to focus.
Flash Sentry: (Groans) What a headache.
Me: You'll be okay Flash.
Flash Sentry: What happened?
Lana gave him some ice.
Alizarin Bubblegum: (watches Nico sadly as he continued walking) What happened is that I screwed up. If I didn't eat that fruitcake, I wouldn't have punched J.D., Lincoln wouldn't have said that threat towards me, and Nico's relationship with J.D. and some of the Loud Kids might not be strained right now!
Me: Hey hey hey hey. Alizarin, it wasn't your fault. The Jerktonium in that fruit cake made this happen. You did all that against your will.
Varie: Yeah so you are not to blame for this.
Me: And Lincoln is not to blame for it either.
Lola: Yeah he didn't know.
Qin: Guys come on! Don't be like this. We don't want what happened in the 20 Days of Darkness to repeat itself all because of something Lincoln did.
We caught up to Nico.
Nico: Sunny? Sunny Sugarsocks? You there? Don't be shy. I just want to talk.
Me: She has to be here.
Eli: Hmm. (Concentrates) She's in the Home Ec Classroom.
Ibara: I got this.
She used her quirk and tied her up in her hair and she came out.
Sunny Sugarsocks: LET ME GO NOW! I WILL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!
Lily: No you won't!
She gave her the antidote and she was back to normal.
Sunny Sugarsocks: (Groans) What a terrible headache.
Pinkie Pie hugged her.
Pinkie Pie: You're back now Sunny.
Laney: Nico-
Nico: The Hell do you want now, Laney?! (sighs) Forget it. You, J.D., Lincoln, Lisa, Luan, and Luna can just attend a "Nico's such an asshole" dance together.
Me: (Confused) What!?
?: You sell tickets to that or can anyone who thinks you're a jerk right now attend?
We then saw Montana Max, the last person he wanted to see right now.
Nico: Piss off, Max. I'm not in the mood.
Montana Max: Yeah yeah. Lincoln made a Black Gate threat to an innocent. Look, I know you and the others might still be on shaky terms with me right now. And I know I'm really not good with feelings. But I know that you're not acting fair to Lincoln just because he made a mistake. Everyone makes them. Even me before I joined Vypra's gang. If you don't patch things up with J.D. and the others, you might not get them back when they're only trying to help. Everyone's concerned about you at the moment. Even Butch, Cassidy, Ed Bighead, Gourd, and Wild Card. (chuckles) And I guess me as well now. I know it might not be the best advice I have. But just think about it, alright?
Montanta Max then turned to leave.
Nico: Wait. (Montana Max stops and sighs) If someone like you who was a brat to J.D. and the others before is making sense, then maybe I AM acting like a jerk.
Me: Hmm. Nico did you get enough sleep last night?
Nico: Hmm. Now that you mention it no I didn't. I was up all night these last three days.
Me: When we get home you are going straight to bed mister.
May: That's right.
Nico: Why not wait that long? I think I'll rest my eyes until Swartz's next creations show up.
Nico then closed his eyes and fell asleep. But he accidentally fell asleep on Maria's shoulder.
Maria: (grins sheepishly) Um... oops!
Me: Be right back.
I took Nico and teleported back to the estate and put him in his bed.
I went out of his room and closed the door and put a Do Not Disturb sign on it.
Me: (To the mascots) Guys we need to make sure that Nico gets a lot of sleep. He was up for 3 whole days with Thanksgiving, Black Friday and today. So make sure everything is really quiet for Nico. He put me in charge of the team today.
Poromon: You got it J.D.
Poliwag: (Salutes with his tail) Yes sir.
Me: Great.
I teleported back to the others.
May: Wow he really is tired.
Me: Yep.
Just then, Lola saw another Nico knocking on Celestia's door.
Me: What the!? (RUBS EYES!) I think I'm seeing things!
Lola: Are you one of Nico's clones!?
Nico clone: (laughs) Got it in one! Nico knew he would have trouble sleeping so he sent me to help you in his place.
Me: Very clever.
Qin: It sure is.
Nico's Clone: Yeah I thought so too. Man the boss really got tired didn't he?
Me: You have no idea. He wore himself out.
We went into Celestia's office.
Me: Hello?
CRASHING!
Me: Uh oh!
We went and saw Principal Celestia being held by Vice Principal Luna and Celestia had the Jerktonium face!
Me: Oh man!
Vice Principal Luna: Thank goodness you all are here.
Lily: We got this!
Lily went over to Celestia and gave her the antidote and she was back to normal and had a tremendous headache.
Principal Celestia: What happened?
Nico clone: Let's just say that when the real Nico wakes up after Lincoln's rescue. Plankton and some of the others are gonna have an intervention for him.
Me: It's a crazy story. You were poisoned by a fruit cake that was laced with a mineral that makes you act like a uh pardon my language, a really nasty asshole douchebag.
Qin: Yeah it was called Jerktonium.
Nico clone: After I go back to Nico when this rescue is done, it should cause him to get most of a good sleep.
Me: Good.
Qin: Yeah.
Lana gave Principal Celestia a block of ice for her head.
Me: Okay that's the last of the Jerktonium.
Nico Clone: Now for the next part of the rescue.
Me: Yep.
Then Ink Rose winced as she felt her mark for Corvus the Crow glow.
Ink Rose: My mark for Corvus is reacting to something.
Me: The next Undead Zodiart is close.
Eli: It's over in the gym.
Me: Lets go guys!
We went over to the Gym.
We arrived into the gym and saw nothing.
Me: Nothing is here.
Maria: Must've ran off.
Me: Hmm.
Eli: It's above us!
We looked up and saw THE ANOTHER CORVUS UNDEAD ZODIARTS! It looked like a mixture of a female version of Goldar and Bai Lai!
Me: Whoa!
It landed in front of us.
Me: Whoa! Another Corvus Undead Zodiarts.
Varie: Wow! This one is a dark one.
Me: It sure is.
Nico clone: And you are?
Another Corvus Undead Zodiarts: (In a girls voice) J.D. knows me.
She reverted back and it was a girl with black hair and black clothes and purple eyes and she had pitch black angel wings as well as the symbol for Corvus the Crow on her right arm.
Me: (GASP) Callie Corvus!
Callie Corvus: Good to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here.
Nico's Clone: You know her?
Me: Callie is a goth girl I know and she is a true master of dark magic and knows how to use it for powerful good. She is a very powerful master of the dark arts of magic and they are amazingly strong.
Nico's Clone: Wow that is cool!
Qin: It sure is.
Me: Yep.
Callie Corvus: But I'm glad I came. I was trying to stop the one that was giving everyone that poisoned fruit cake.
Me: Did you get a good look at who it was?
Callie Corvus: No unfortunately I couldn't make it out. I have my crows following him.
Raven Branwen: Well, now, they're going to witness us defeat you.
Me: Any other opponents with you as well?
Callie Corvus: Just one and she looks like a dark version of Raven Branwen.
We gasped!
Me: Whoa!
Ink Rose: I got this.
Callie turned into Another Corvus Undead Zodiart and Ink Rose went over and fired a powerful blast of darkness and it hit her and then…
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
She was down in a fiery explosion and I caught the Rouse Card and the Zodiarts Swirch and I purified them. The Rouse Card had the stars of Corvus the Crow in the Southern Hemisphere as well as a crow on it and The Zodiarts Switch formed into an armband for Lucy, Lars and Ink Rose, Marceline, Yumi, The Goths and Carol and it had the symbol for Corvus the Crow on it.
Nico Clone: Awesome.
I went over and picked up Callie and brought her over.
Nico's clone: Now for the other one.
?: You mean me?
Then a figure came out and it was a dark version of Raven Branwen! It was ANOTHER RAVEN BRANWEN!
Me: Whoa! Another Raven Branwen!
Nico clone: Don't suppose you saw who sent those fruitcakes.
Another Raven Branwen: No I did not.
Me: (GASP) Jessica Avery!?
Another Raven Branwen: That's right. Good to see you again J.D.
Me: You too.
Nico: You know her?
Me: I sure do. Jessica is a masterful dragon rider. She taught me all there is to know about dragons.
Laney: That is amazing!
Nico: It sure is.
Kaito: (gets out Hurricanger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Gaoranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Another Raven Branwen: Just to be a great dragon master, swordswoman and magic master.
Me: We can easily grant you all that and you already are a great master of all that too.
Another Raven Branwen: No kidding there.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Kaito got a Ninja Storm sword and Zocks got a Wild Force Sword.
Me: First this. (ACTIVATES HOLY WING VISTAMP)
HOLY WING!
I had wings made of light appear on my back!
Me: This will be awesome.
I flew at Another Raven Branwen and fired waves of light and smashed her down.
Sougo: (gets out RPM Ridewatch) Thanks to whoever sent those fruitcakes, Lincoln made a Black gate Threat and Nico had to go to bed for the moment!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Revive Ridewatch) When I get my hands on whoever's behind this, he or she is gonna be sorry!
Re-vi-i-ve Goretsu~! Goretsu!
Sougo got RPMRedArmor while Geiz became Geiz Revive Goretsu.
They were ready!
Nico Clone: I agree with you Geiz! They are going to wish they were never born!
Another Raven Branwen: I heard it all and I'm sorry that happened.
Lola: It'll be alright.
Me: Yeah.
I fired waves of light and smashed her down.
Nico clone: (gets out Raven Branwen's Ridewatch) I may not be the real Nico. But I can still do this! But I wonder if the Spring Maiden powers are in here too.
Me: Try it out.
He activated it and put his hands on the floor and instantly grew a huge floor of flowers and plants! They knocked down Another Raven Branwen.
Qin: WHOA!
Me: Wow! The Sprite of Spring would love seeing this one.
Xenia: She sure would!
Lola: Wow!
Principal Celestia: This is really amazing Nico.
Me: I wonder if the Vistamps have the same power.
I activated Raven Branwen's Vistamp.
RAVEN BRANWEN!
I fired a massive and beautiful kaleidoscope of butterflies and they went all over Another Raven Branwen and soothed her.
Me: Wow! That was amazing!
Laney: Boy it sure was!
Nico clone: (gets out Beagle Babes' Ridewatch) By the way, J.D., nice job using your first Vistamps.
Me: Thanks. Since Kamen Rider Revice is coming up at the end of February, I might as well get a good head start on them.
Eli: They sure are awesome.
Nico activated Beagle Babes' Ridewatch and fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Me: YEAH! Lets see what else there is. (ACTIVATES WOLF VISTAMP)
WOLF!
I howled and fired a powerful sonic blast and smashed her down.
Me: WHOA! That was loud!
Xenia: No kidding!
Me: Yeah! How about this one? (ACTIVATES MANTIS VISTAMP!)
MANTIS!
I grew blades out of my arms!
Me: WHOA! Wicked!
She jumped and went at me and I dodged her strikes and slashed her and knocked her down.
May: (gets out Thieftron's Ridewatch) Here's an advance notice: We're taking your treasure!
Me: And kick your fucking ass!
Nico Clone: (LAUGHS)
She activated Thieftron's Ridewatch and fired a wave of energy and then it swiped huge jewels from her!
Me: Whoa! She really had some treasure?
Nico Clone: Wow!
Me: Lets see what else there is. (ACTIVATES HEAT DOPANT'S VISTAMP)
HEAT DOPANT!
I fired a powerful bunch of fireballs and they hit the ground by Another Raven Branwen and exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
She was blasted around in powerful fiery explosions!
Qin: Whoa! That was powerful!
Xenia: Wow no kidding!
Me: Wow! I didn't know there were Dopant Vistamps!
Nico Clone: There are Vistamps for all the monsters of Kamen Rider.
Me: Wow! So these have over 50+ Years of monsters in each one.
May: (gets out Datum's Ridewatch) And now for some data analysis.
Me: Yeah! Lets see here. (ACTIVATES THE ZODIARTS VISTAMP)
PHOENIX THE FIREBIRD ZODIARTS!
I had intense fire swirling around my hands and May Activated Datum's ridewatch and was analyzing my powers with the Vistamps and I fired waves of fire and they hit Another Raven Branwen and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
She was down.
Me: Whoa that was intense!
Eli: Awesome!
May: The powers of the monsters of the riders are all enhanced 100-fold in the Vistamps.
Nico Clone: That is incredible!
Qin: Wow it sure is!
Maria: (gets out Metallia Youma Third Form) I could be wrong. But this could be one of the more powerful ones)
She activated it and fired a massive energy blast and it hit Another Raven Branwen and smashed her down!
Qin: WHOA!
Lola: Powerful!
Me: I wonder. (ACTIVATES FALCHION'S VISTAMP)
KAMEN RIDER FALCHION!
I got his Sword called Unmarked Sword Nothingness!
Nico Clone: WHOA!
Me: Lets see.
I pulled out the Eternal Phoenix Wonder Ride Book.
Me: (Reads Verse) "The flames of the immortal Phoenix burned intensely with the power of life and renewal as it soared through the stars and everywhere it flew, new nature and life grew and flourished and made new love across the lands."
Then a massive forest of plants and flowers appeared as my sword surged with fire and I fired waves of energy and fire and smashed down Another Raven Branwen!
Maria: (gets out Daisy the Plant Monster's Ridewatch) Time for some plant action!
Maria activated it and fired waves of thorns and smashed down Another Raven Branwen!
Qin: YEAH!
Nico Clone: Wow! J.D. you are getting the hang of those Vistamps.
Me: Boy they sure are awesome. Also Nico I've been thinking that Hana Natsuki should be in the Masters of Evil.
Nico Clone: Not a bad idea. We'll have to see.
Then Sportsmaster's team came And he had Thunderhoof, Elephanko, Pinface, Tennis World And Wild Card.
Nico's clone: Nice team, Sportsmaster!
Rainbow Dash: Awesome! You have Wild Card with you.
Sportsmaster: I sure do and Nico you would love this guy.
Tennis World: Heard you're a great tennis player Nico.
Nico: Whoa Tennis World!
Me: I remember you! You were going to turn the entire world into a world of Tennis.
Tennis World: Yep. Good memory.
Me: That was awesome and my friend Julie Yamamoto would like playing against you. She is a tennis star like Nico and Sora are.
Tennis World: That's what I was hearing. Cool.
Qin: Yep.
Nico's clone: (to Wild Card) So, you were concerned about Nico, huh?
Wild Card: Of course I was. I know I tried to kill you guys at the beginning of the year but there's no rule saying I can't be concerned about a hero. (to Lincoln) But don't think you're completely innocent, Lincoln. You DID threaten to kill an innocent person with the Black Gates.
Lincoln: I know. And I'm sorry.
Me: Oh boy.
Maria: Lets just hurry up guys. I hope the next Gene-slammer is close.
Irina Wendolva: My turn!
She activated her Ridewatch for Beagle Babes and fired waves of energy and smashed Another Raven Branwen down.
Qin: OH YEAH!
Xenia: Take that!
Then we heard buzzing.
Me: Buzzing.
Lola: Look!
We saw a Beedrill!
Me: Whoa a Beedrill!
Xenia: Whoa!
Beedrill: (In a girls voice) Let me handle this one.
Nico's Clone: Chloe Vesperona!
She reverted back and she was a girl with blond hair and yellow eyes and and had yellow clothes and fairy wings.
Chloe Vesperona: I got this.
She fired waves of energy and blasted down Another Raven Branwen and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and it was for Lars Loud.
Me: Lars Loud's ridewatch.
I went over to Jessica and she was a girl with blue hair and blue and black clothes and I picked her up.
Jessica Avery: (Groans) What a headache.
Me: But you're back to normal.
Nico's Clone: Chloe, please tell me you found the culprit who sent those fruitcakes!
Chloe Vesperona: No I didn't.
Qin: Nico calm down.
Me: Yeah we'll look into it.
Xenia: Yeah.
Lars Loud: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Chloe Vesperona: I have a lot of them but my favorite is when me and Nico trapped a massive drug operation in a massive deluge of my honey and made them so stuck they couldn't get up.
Camie: Wow!
Lola: That is cool!
Nico Clone: Yeah.
Nico and Chloe hugged.
Nico Clone: I've really missed you.
Chloe Vesperona: Me too Nico. Me too.
Me: Awesome
Chloe Vesperona: I heard you guys put that bitch Lila Rossi in jail. Good. I hate her.
Chloe Bourgeois: It's fitting that you hate that bitch Lila Rossi. I have the same first name as you and I also hate her. Only I actually lived in the same area as her before.
Chloe Vesperona: Really? Wow.
Nico Clone: Yeah.
We later went home.
We arrived back at the estate.
Nico's clone: My job ain't done yet. First, there's Lincoln's rescue
Me: Yep.
Eli: Yeah.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico's Clone and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, Jesse Anderson, Jaden, Rocky DeSantis, Adam Park, Kat Hilliard, and Tanya Sloan are heading to a planet in the Omega Quadrant named Adoni, a jungle and lightning planet, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but Lynn Sr. and Rita are going to get two powerful treasures there: two powerful massive greatswords called The Jungle Grape Greatsword of Bacchus and The Lightning Celtic Thunderstorm Greatsword of Taranis, and only Lynn Sr. and Rita can wield these powerful massive greatswords because Lynn Sr. got his powers from Bacchus and Rita got her powers from Taranis, along with getting stretchy powers from one of Lisa's potions.
And we're also going to take down and destroy Darrin Wade, a black-magic black marketeer in the Rogue Isles and antagonist of the M.M.O. City of Villains.
Lincoln: Whoa, this is one awesome jungle and lightning planet. Hey, Ebonwu Lincoln, what is this place?
Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) I know this planet all too well, Lincoln, this is Adori, another planet in the Omega Quadrant that I've gone to eons ago.
Nico Clone: Whoa, and I can guess you also trained there, right?
Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) I trained on many different planets with extreme temperatures and climate, Nico, and the gravity on the various planets I'd gone to are 500,000,000,000 times more powerful than in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, and my body has adjusted to the kinds of climates there.
Me: Damn, you sure are one tough guy to handle those kinds of planets.
Lincoln: He sure is, and so are all of us, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the rescue the five girls here, but Mom and Dad are going to get two powerful treasures there: two powerful massive greatswords called The Jungle Grape Greatsword of Bacchus and The Lightning Celtic Thunderstorm Greatsword of Taranis.
Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) That's right, and only your parents can wield these powerful massive greatswords, because your dad got his powers from Bacchus and your mom got her powers from Taranis, along with getting stretchy powers from one of Lisa's potions, and we're also going to take down and destroy Darrin Wade, a black-magic black marketeer in the Rogue Isles and antagonist from City of Villains.
Nicole: Oh, not this criminal, he's a villain who's used magic to take over the world, but he's a totally incompetent criminal.
Lincoln: And you can bet I'm going to enjoy teaching this guy a lesson: using magic to take over the world, that's not going to fly in my book, there's one thing awaiting him: The Black Gates, and thanks for joining us, Rocky, Adam, Kat, and Tanya.
Rocky DeSantis: You're welcome, Lincoln, and I know why you asked us to join in, because of Lucy and she has us and Renee Ravenclaw, who are both part of your rescue group.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's going to be awesome having you guys here, so far, Jason and Tommy have gone on my rescue, but you guys haven't.
Tommy Oliver: This is going to be so awesome. So, Ebonwu Lincoln, where do we go to find The Jungle Grape Greatsword of Bacchus and The Lightning Celtic Thunderstorm Greatsword of Taranis?
Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) I know exactly where to find the greatswords, Tommy.
We continued on and we arrived at a shrine, and then, the rainbow iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed, and the doors opened and we entered, and we saw two massive greatswords floating in the center and with light shining down on them: The Jungle Grape Greatsword of Bacchus, a powerful massive greatsword with green gems embedded in the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blade, large green angel heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and a large green gem on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel, and The Lightning Celtic Thunderstorm Greatsword of Taranis, a powerful massive greatsword with neon purple gems embedded in the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blade, large purple angel heads for the crossguard, large neon purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and a large neon purple gem on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel.
Rarity: My word, so that's the...!
Lincoln: The Jungle Grape Greatsword of Bacchus and The Lightning Celtic Thunderstorm Greatsword of Taranis, these two massive greatswords are works of art.
Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) And there's something else to this shrine: I built this shrine here in honor of my world's Mom and Dad, and their spirits are inside the greatswords, waiting to merge with your parents, Lincoln.
Lynn Sr.: How did they get into contact with you?
Me 2: (Through The Rainbow Phoenix) They showed up as spirits to us one day while out on missions, and that caused Lincoln to break down and cry when he saw them again, but it was truly an amazing reunion. Then, they asked him to create The Jungle Grape Greatsword of Bacchus and The Lightning Celtic Thunderstorm Greatsword of Taranis, and from there, their spirits entered into the greatswords and Lincoln had them put into the shrine in Adori.
Rita: So, that means, once we grab the greatswords, Ebonwu Lincoln's parents will merge with us, and he'll truly be reunited with his family.
Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) That's right, and I've been waiting over 250 trillion years for this very moment: the day when I can truly be reunited with my family once more.
Suddenly, we saw Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth and Advanced Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth heading for us, and with us were the five girls.
Nico Clone: Wow, that's Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth and Advanced Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth heading for us, and they also got the five girls.
Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth and Advanced Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth: (Girl's voice) And away from that magic marketeer.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Stella Monroe, I knew it was you, it's awesome to see you again, but we'll talk later, I know that Darrin Wade is already heading for us.
?: You fools will never leave here alive!
Nicole: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You just don't know when to quit, do you, Darrin Wade.
We then saw our target, former member of The Midnight Squad and magic marketeer and criminal, Darrin Wade.
Nicole: Darrin Wade, former member of The Midnight Squad turned magic marketeer and criminal, you know a lot of people want you dead for your experiments in researching ancient evils.
Lincoln chanted a powerful incantation and fired a blast of light which trapped Darrin Wade in a magic circle below his feet, and that allowed Lynn Sr. to grab The Jungle Grape Greatsword of Bacchus and Rita to grab The Lightning Celtic Thunderstorm Greatsword of Taranis, and they felt something enter into their bodies. They were transported into their minds: Lynn Sr.'s mindscape is a lush jungle with plants and trees and a beautiful garden worthy of being named the next Garden of Eden, and Rita's mindscape is a wide open field with powerful thunderstorms raging in the skies and lightning booming and coming down from the heavens.
Lynn Sr.: Whoa, what the ding-dang heck?! Am I in my mind?!
Rita: I was just about to say the same thing, honey.
?: (Strong male voice) That's right, Lynn, and this means that our worlds have merged.
?: (Female voice) And so has yours, Rita.
Suddenly, Lynn Sr. turned around and he saw Ebonwu Lincoln's version of himself: he was really tall at 7'5" in height, he had green eyes, abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, a mane of wild brown hair going down to the bottom of his neck, he was dressed in a green loincloth and knee-high brown boots, he had on a necklace and large gold metal bands on his massive biceps, and holstered on his wider muscular back is a massive greatsword.
And Rita turned around and she saw Ebonwu Lincoln's version of herself: she was really tall at 7'4" in height, she had purple eyes and the voluptuous body of a goddess, long flowing blonde hair, she was dressed in a pink sleeveless midriff top, pink skirt, knee-high boots, she has on a necklace and earrings, and holstered on her back is a massive greatsword.
Lynn Sr.: Whoa, so you're...Ebonwu Lincoln's version of me?
Rita: And you're Ebonwu Lincoln's version of me?
Lynn Sr. 2: (Chuckles) Yes, Lynn, that's right, and you already heard the story of how Ebonwu Lincoln lost us and his sisters long ago.
Lynn Sr.: He did, and he was only eleven, just like our Lincoln. To go through something like this, it's something that no child should ever have to go through.
Rita 2: That's right, but he kept our memories alive in his heart, and he never forgot the love we had for him, and we never forgot the love he had for us.
Rita: Plus, last year, he was reunited with your world's version of our daughters, and he told us of how you two visited him and J.D. 2 one day, and he was so glad to reunite with you, and how he'd forged The Jungle Grape Greatsword of Bacchus and The Lightning Celtic Thunderstorm Greatsword of Taranis, and that you two wound up inside them.
Rita 2: That sounds like Ebonwu Lincoln, alright.
Lynn Sr.: And you were waiting for us, because as soon as we grabbed The Jungle Grape Greatsword of Bacchus and The Lightning Celtic Thunderstorm Greatsword of Taranis, we were brought into our mindscapes.
Lynn Sr. 2: That's right, and now, we're going to merge with you both, so that not only are we going to help you both on your journey.
Rita 2: But, also be reunited with our world's Lincoln and sisters. Are you ready?
Lynn Sr. and Rita: We are.
Lynn Sr. 2 and Rita 2 smiled, and Lynn Sr. 2 entered Lynn Sr. and Rita 2 entered Rita, and they were getting a massive power and knowledge boost and they were also gaining 250 trillion years of combat experience as Lynn Sr. 2 and Rita 2 were merging with Lynn Sr. and Rita, and we all felt it outside in the shrine. Then, the rings faded, and we both knew they'd undergone a really massive power and knowledge surge.
Lincoln: Whoa!
Lincoln 2: (Through The Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) Yes, it's worked. Now, to take care of that rotten magic-using villain, Darrin Wade.
Suddenly, Lynn Sr.'s green eyes turned neon green, and he was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with rainbow fire, leaves, plants, dragons, and grapes, he unholstered his massive Bacchus' Nature Plant Greatsword of Heavenly Justice from his wider and muscular back, and Rita's purple eyes turn neon purple, and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with rainbow flames, lightning bolts, phoenixes, bears, and angels, she unholstered her massive Taranis' Celtic Lightning Greatsword of Electric Angelic Justice from her back, and as they approached Darrin Wade, they left rainbow energy, rainbow fire, leaves, plants, dragons, grapes, rainbow flames, lightning bolts, phoenixes, bears, and angels with every step.
Lynn Sr.: I will never ever forgive you for what you've done, Darrin Wade, you've gone behind the backs of The Midnight Squad and you delved into your research into ancient evils: the one thing that your group has defended the world against for over a century.
Rita: And as soon as you were caught, you were suspended, and because of it, you eventually went from being a hero to a villain with connections to The Black Market and engaged in the worldwide sale of stolen magical artifacts, and you used your magical powers for evil and wanting to become a god and rule the world, that absolutely disgusts me and our son, who's learned a lot about magic.
Lynn Sr. and Rita: But, what you can never be forgiven, and for that, we're going to put an end to your wretched and miserable life here and now.
Suddenly, Lynn Sr. was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with rainbow fire, leaves, plants, fruits, and grapes surrounding the vortex, there's a green dragon flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a dark green phoenix, and Rita was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with rainbow flames and lightning bolts surrounding it, there's an army of angels flying around it, along with an army of bears running around it, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Lynn Sr. and Rita emerged, but they were changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Lynn Sr. remained tall at 7'5" in height, he still retained his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he has emerald green highlights in the bangs of his long brown hair that reached the bottom of his neck, he has neon green eyes and a rainbow energy aura with rainbow fire, leaves, plants, dragons, and fruits surrounding him, he has a green dragon with the Plant Kanji emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, he has on green dragon earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Plant and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green crystal links and green gems on the gold leaf links with a green dragon-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of it is a green dragon with green gems for eyes and holding the Plant and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant on his bare chest. Lynn Sr.'s emerald green version of He Man 2002's loincloth and long green trenchcoat coattails with plants and grapes now have green flames coming off them, his large blue pants with green leaves turned black, he has on large black leather knee-high combat boots, and he has a green phoenix and green dragon on his now wider and now much more muscular back. Suddenly, Lynn Sr. felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive green angel wings with light green tips on the large green feathers grew much larger for his new body, but the green angel wings turned brown with emerald green tips, and he now has eleven massive and long brown wolf tails. His large green weighted bands on his massive biceps and thighs now have large gold metal bands on them, as well, and he has on dark green fingerless gloves with the Phoenix, Angel, and Dragon surrounding the symbol of The Loud House on the back of the hands, and a Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand. Lynn Sr. has on his Ring of The Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger, Green Lantern Corps ring on his left ring finger, and wedding ring on his left pinkie, and he now has nine large green orbs orbiting around his legs.
Suddenly, Lynn Sr.'s massive Bacchus' Nature Plant Greatsword of Heavenly Justice and The Jungle Grape Greatsword of Bacchus began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, rainbow fire, plants, leaves, dragons, and grapes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Bacchus' Nature Plant Jungle Greatsword of Heavenly Grape Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with embedded green gems and the Roman God of Agriculture and wine, Bacchus, and he was surrounded by the symbols of the Anti-Team Dark Phoenix Storm, Father's Day, and the Culinary World etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold dragon heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large gold dragon heads with green gems for eyes and in its open mouths and on the bottom of the four dragon heads is a large rainbow gem for the pommel, he has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on his wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold dragon head with green gems for eyes and a large green gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Tarot Cards of The Arcana on his right hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip. There's a rainbow kanji below the dragon and phoenix said, "Lynn Loud Sr., Master Chef and Patriarch of The Loud Family, Husband of Rita Loud, Loving Father and Defender of Many Children, Loving Son of Samuel Loud, Descendant of King Lynn of 17th Century Loch Loud of Scotland, Archenemy of Puff, Smasher of Flip, Lewis Travolta, and Scoots, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Owner of Lynn's Table, Destroyer of Sadistic and Insane Serial Killer Daniel Derek Monroe, Despiser of Flip and His Greedy Schemes, Emissary and Champion of Bacchus, and Master of Plants and Fruits"
リン ラウド シニア、マスター シェフ、ラウド ファミリーの家長、リタ ラウドの夫、愛情深い父、多くの子供たちの擁護者、サミュエル ラウドの愛情深い息子、スコットランドの 17 世紀のロック ラウドのリン王の子孫、パフの大敵、スマッシャーフリップ、ルイス・トラボルタ、スクートの破壊者、モラグ・マクラフリンの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、リンのテーブルの所有者、サディスティックで非常識な連続殺人犯の破壊者ダニエル・デレク・モンロー、フリップと彼の貪欲な計画の嫌悪者、バッカスの使者であり擁護者、そして植物と果物の達人
Lynn Loud Sr. has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DRACONIC GAIA JUNGLE FRUITSTORM PLANT ANGEL OF DIVINE JUNGLE FRUIT ETERNAL FAMILY LOVE AND JUSTICE AND DIVINE GRAPE WINE BRAVERY!
And Rita Loud grew from 6'11" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has pink and purple highlights in the bangs of her long neck-length blonde hair, she has neon purple eyes and a rainbow energy aura with rainbow flames, lightning bolts, bears, and angels surrounding her, she has an angel and bear holding the Thunder Kanji in its hands and paws emblazoned on her forehead and a Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on angel earrings with tanzanite gems for eyes and holding the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with tanzanite crystal links and tanzanite gems on the gold lightning bolts and a tanzanite angel-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom is an angel with tanzanite gems for eyes and holding the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in its hand for the pendant, she has on a pink sleeveless midriff top with tanzanite phoenix on it, purple pants with lightning bolts on the legs, tanzanite knee-high high-heeled boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with angels and lightning bolts on the coattails and an angel surrounded by a Celtic Knot circle and lightning bolts around the circle on the back. Suddenly, Rita Loud felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blonde angel wings with pink and purple tips on the feathers and surging with lightning grew much bigger for her new body and she has eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with tanzanite gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in the gem on her right ring finger, Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger and wedding ring on her left pinkie. She has on pink fingerless gloves with the Phoenix and Angel surrounding the symbol of The Loud House on the back of the hands and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand, her large pink weighted bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs now have gold metal bands around them, and she now has nine large tanzanite orbs orbiting around her legs.
Suddenly, Rita Loud's massive Taranis' Celtic Lightning Sword of Electric Angelic Justice and The Lightning Celtic Thunderstorm Greatsword of Taranis began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Taranis' Celtic Electric Lightningstorm Greatsword of Electric Angelic Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with embedded tanzanite and pink gems and the Celtic God of Lightning, Taranis, and the symbols of the Anti-Team Dark Phoenix Storm and Mother's Day etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel heads for the crossguard, large tanzanite gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large gold angel heads with tanzanite gems for eyes and a large tanzanite gem on the bottom of the large gold angel heads for the pommel, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with pink gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold angel with pink gems for eyes and holding a tanzanite gem in its hands for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the angel that said, "Rita Loud, Matriarch of The Loud Family, Loving Wife of Lynn Sr., Loving Mother of Many Children, Loving Daughter of Albert Loud, Niece of Ruth, Hardworking Dentist of Gotham Royal York and Talented Novel Writer, Archenemy of Beautiful Gorgeous, Descendant of 17th Century Rita of Loch Loud, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Hated So-Called Nurse Sue, Despiser of Flip and The Jerks of Royal Woods and Beyond, and Master of Elasticity and Lightning"
リタ・ラウド、ラウド家の家長、リン・シニアの愛情深い妻、多くの子供たちの愛情深い母親、アルバート・ラウドの愛情深い娘、ルースの姪、ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨークの勤勉な歯科医、才能ある小説家、ビューティフル・ゴージャスの大敵、 17世紀のロッホ・ラウドのリタ、モラグ・マクラフリンの破壊者、悪の殺し屋、混乱した殺人的、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、嫌われているいわゆるナース・スーの破壊者、フリップと軽蔑者王家の森とその先のジャーク、弾力と稲妻の達人
Rita Loud's transformed into SUPER ANGEL-BEAR-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA ELASTIC CELTIC ELECTRIC LIGHTNINGSTORM ANGEL OF DIVINE CELTIC LIGHTNING THUNDERSTORM JUSTICE AND DIVINE CELTIC LIGHTNING ELASTIC ETERNAL LOVE!
We were amazed by the Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformations of Lynn Sr. and Rita, but when Darrin Wade saw it, he went mad and tried to get out, but Lincoln's spell was still holding him in place, and then, Lynn Sr. fired a powerful rainbow energy blast with rainbow fire, plants, leaves, grapes, and dragons, and Rita fired a powerful rainbow energy blast with rainbow fire, lightning, bears, and angels, and it sent Darrin Wade flying out of the shrine, he got up and he was mega pissed off.
Lincoln: Whoa, now Mom and Dad have transformed, so awesome!
Lincoln 2: (Through The Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) Indeed, and my parents have finally merged with your parents, Lincoln, and my plan's a success: my family has truly been reunited after 250 trillion years of being separated by death.
Lynn Sr. (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Nature Jungle Fruitstorm Dragon and Divine Jungle Fruit Bravery) That's right, Ebonwu Lincoln, and they're going to be happy to see you again.
Rita Loud: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elastic Thunderstorm Celtic Angel and Divine Celtic Thunderstorm Elastic Love) Right after we kick Darrin Wade's hide in.
Lincoln: Right, Mom. Come on, team, let's tear this magic-abusing god-wannabe fallen hero apart!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Jesse Anderson, Jaden, Rocky DeSantis, Adam Park, Kat Hilliard, Tanya Sloan, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Darrin Wade, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Lynn Sr. and Rita attacked him with their massive greatswords and they left scars on him, and Lynn Sr. fired grape and fruit bombs at him and they exploded covering him in fruit juice, and Rita fired powerful blasts of lightning and electrocuted him, and she formed her left hand into a huge mallet and she brought it down on his head and flattened him. Then, Lincoln raised Darrin Wade up into the air with telekinesis and he holds his large left hand out, and then, Darrin Wade screamed as Lincoln began sucking out all of Darrin Wade's magic and powers and made them his own, and with Darrin Wade now powerless, Lincoln, Lynn Sr., and Rita fire three massive black and rainbow energy beams from their massive greatswords and as they hit Darrin Wade, they exploded with incredible power, and Darrin Wade was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down and Lynn Sr. and Rita's new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, accessories, Third Eyes, and eleven massive wolf tails are permanent.
Lynn Sr.: That's it for that evil magic-using fallen hero turned criminal.
Rita: And he's never ever coming back.
Lincoln: You said it, Mom and Dad.
Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) Mom, Dad?
Lynn Sr. 2: (Through the Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) (Smiles) Yes, son, it's us.
Rita 2: (Through The Rainbow Bear and Angel and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) (Smiles) Finally, we're now reunited.
Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) (Smiles) Now, we are truly are reunited after being separated for 250 trillion years.
Lori 2: (Through The Rainbow Eagle and Dragon and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) (Smiles) It's truly been a long time coming for eons, and it's truly worth the wait.
Lincoln: That's right, it's been a long time coming for you guys. (To Stella Monroe) And it's so good to see you again, Stella Monroe.
Stella "Amber Mammoth" Monroe reverted back to normal, and she was a beautiful girl with long flowing orange hair, pink eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has a orange amber gem embedded on her forehead and massive and beautiful orange angel wings with stars and sparking amber gems and an aura of sparkling topaz gems around her and she reigned in the powers of Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth and Advanced Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth, and she's dressed in a sleeveless orange sports jersey top, orange gym shorts, orange shin guards with orange hearts, orange heeled sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with orange flames, orange amber gems, and mammoths on the coattails and Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth and Advanced Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth holding an orange amber gem on the back and holstered on her back is a Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth and Advanced Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth-themed large greatsword with embedded topaz gem and Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth and Advanced Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large mammoth heads for the crossguard, large orange amber gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large mammoth heads and a large orange amber gem on the bottom of the large mammoth heads for the pommel.
Stella Monroe: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's also good to see you again, Amber Ferrington, Sandra Thompson, and Serenity Lexington.
Amber Ferrington, Sandra Thompson, and Serenity Lexington: You too, Stella.
Lincoln went up to Stella Monroe and he hugged her, and Stella Monroe is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice and seeing the eleven massive and long white wolf tails and other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Stella Monroe: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, that's really new, and you've also really grown so much bigger in muscle, you can land an airplane on that more wider and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her, and she also knows Amber Ferrington and Sandra Thompson?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Stella "Amber Mammoth" Monroe, she's my Guardian Angel from Brooklyn, New York, and my classmate in Math. She's also an old friend of Serenity Lexington, Gene-Slammer of Rainbow Overdragon from New York before she moved to Royal Woods, She purposefully Gene-Slammed herself into a Fusion Gene-Slammer of Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth and Advanced Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth in order to protect Lincoln from the bullies at school and the out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan at home.
Nico Clone: Whoa, now that's really awesome!
Lincoln: Yep, and as a result of that, she gained amber orange angel wings and became a master of the orange color of the rainbow and even orange amber gems, and like Amber Ferrington, Gene-Slammer of Advanced Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth, she also gained orange fire powers that have the power to turn anything into fossils encased in Amber.
Me: Cool.
Lincoln: And she's easily identified by a amber gem embedded on her forehead and her favorite Crystal Beast Duel Monsters are Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth and Advanced Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth, and she was trained by Amber Ferrington, Gene-Slammer of Advanced Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth and Sandra Thompson, Gene-Slammer of Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth, and she hates Lola with a blazing passion.
Nico Clone: Oh, wow, that's so awesome!
Amber Ferrington: It sure is, and she's really become an awesome expert in using the powers of Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth and Advanced Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth, along with using orange fire and creating orange topaz gems, and thanks to all that training, she also gained an aura with sparkling orange topaz gems around her and in her orange angel wings.
Sandra Thompson: Which is another awesome feature for her, and it also warns her of any incoming dangerous threats.
Jesse Anderson: That's really amazing.
Amber Monroe: Thanks, Jesse, and there's also something you all should know: you know that I've given myself the task of protecting Lincoln from the bullies at school and the out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan at home, and Lincoln's right, I really hated Lola with a blazing passion.
Nico Clone: Uh oh, I wonder what Lola did to earn your wrath.
Amber Monroe: Trust me, you're not going to like this story one bit. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something I want to give you: I want to give you my blood.
We gasped at her request, including Lincoln.
Lincoln: Amber, are you absolutely sure about this?
Amber Monroe: (Smiles) More than anything, after all, I'm going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.
Lincoln looked into the eyes of Amber Monroe, and he saw that she's really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to Amber Monroe, and he hugged her waist in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down to her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Amber Monroe's neck with orange amber gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange amber crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Amber Monroe: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Amber.
Stella Monroe has a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Stella Monroe's waist and she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and he leans down to her face and kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The five girls are Doma Umaru, Nana Ebina, Kirie Motoba, Sylphinford Tachibana, and Kanau Kongou from Himouto! Umaru-Chan.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Doma Umaru, Nana Ebina, Kirie Motoba, Sylphinford Tachibana, and Kanau Kongou from Himouto! Umaru-Chan.
Nicole: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Doma Umaru: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Doma Umaru and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Darrin Wade, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Vampire-Werewolf Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Doma Umaru: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Doma Umaru: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Doma Umaru, Nana Ebina, Kirie Motoba, Sylphinford Tachibana, and Kanau Kongou with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln told everyone that Lynn Sr. and Rita had gotten The Jungle Grape Greatsword of Bacchus and The Lightning Celtic Thunderstorm Greatsword of Taranis on Adori, and the team was shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Darrin Wade, former hero and black-magic black marketeer in the Rogue Isles and antagonist of City of Villains.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Lynn Sr. and Rita into their Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and that they along with all of us brutally pulverized him, and Lincoln, Lynn Sr., and Rita delivered the fatal blow that Darrin Wade and sent him to The Black Gates, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Amber Monroe have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Whoa, now Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita have gotten their treasures and they not only transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, they also got an awesome upgrade to their wardrobes and appearances, and we've now met the Fusion Gene-Slammer of Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth and Advanced Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth.
Lincoln: Yep, and we did The Midnight Squad a huge favor and got rid of Darrin Wade for good for his crimes, any who use the powers of magic for evil deserve to be punished big time.
Me: You got that right.
After getting rid of Darrin Wade, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and Nico, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, and I were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Amber Monroe saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 10,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Stella Monroe: Whoa, Serenity's right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 10,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Amber, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Stella Monroe: That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico Clone: You got that right. So, Amber, what's the story on why you hated Lola with a blazing passion?
Stella Monroe: Now, that's something I've never forgotten. One day, I was hanging out with Lincoln at the park, and we were having fun. But, then, Lincoln sensed a nasty and dark presence, and then, in a flash, he fired an energy blast at the figure who rushed at him, and we saw who it was: it was Lola in her Princess Jeep, but her eyes were red with hatred and insanity, and she had a knife in her hand and she wanted to kill Lincoln. She proceeded to go on an hour-long tirade on how Lincoln isn't at home being miserable and being her slave to be abused, used, and murdered, and she said that she had enough of Lincoln even living, and now, she was going to kill him and me for being with him, and she was laughing like a mad lunatic, I also sensed she was going to do the same to the rest of the Guardian Angels, along with Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, and Lily, along with the parents and his friends. That pissed me off badly, along with Lincoln, so I fired an orange fire blast at Lola's knife and melted it into molten metal, and this pissed that little demon off badly, and she tried to run us over with her Princess Jeep, but Lincoln grabbed and hoisted the Princess Jeep up with only one hand and he shook it up and that caused Lola to drop out of her seat, and she tried to punch me, but I grabbed her fist with my right hand, and with my left hand, I threw a punch at Lola's face, knocking her down and out and with a black eye and missing teeth, and Lincoln had that demon tied up in red energy ropes, and I put Lola in an orange crystal prison and we came back to The Loud House, and I removed the orange crystal prison around her. We told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lola tried to do to me and Lincoln, and played her hour-long rant to them, and as soon as it was done, Lola was finished. She got her butt grounded for nineteen weeks, and Lincoln not only put her in a straitjacket, Chinese finger traps on her fingers, and a Hannibal Lector mask on her and threw her in her cage in her room, but he also told his Mom to call the pageant who made sure Lola was banned from any upcoming pageants for those nineteen weeks, and this really pissed Lola off, but I wasn't afraid of her, and neither was Lincoln, and we both swore if Lola ever tried to attack us again, she could say goodbye to her pageant career and dreams forever, and she was going to be imprisoned in Amber forever.
We cheered wildly.
Nico Clone: So, this was due to Lola not seeing Lincoln being miserable and being used, abused, and finally murdered for the sick amusement of her, Lori, Lynn, Lisa, and Luan?! Dark Lola really is one sick and twisted little monster!
Lincoln: I know, Nico, and when we get after Team Loud Evil Storm, let me and my entire harem get after Evil Lori, Evil Lynn, Evil Lola, Evil Lisa, and Evil Luan. After what Good Crocker and Good Burns told us, they no longer have their powers, and that'll make it easier for us to dish out years of well-deserved payback and revenge on them, and as for me, oh I've got my own brand of payback to dish out on them for all the sick, twisted, sadistic, and murderous crap they've done to me, and I'm going to show them what happens when they make me mad!
Yakko: Uh oh, payback, thy name is Lincoln Loud!
Me: I have to agree with you on that one, Yakko.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: Yeah, and after hearing all the sick things that Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan had done to Lincoln, I'm not surprised that he's planning on exacting his own brand of payback.
Nico: (Smirks) Okay, you and your entire harem got a deal, Lincoln, and I only have this to say: don't show those five bitches any ounce of mercy whatsoever.
Lincoln and Nico did the Epic Handshake from Predator.
Lincoln: (Smirks) After what Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan had forced Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan to do to me, like Hell am I going to show them any mercy, Nico, they deserve every single ounce of payback and pain that we're going to dish out on them!
Nico: Now, that's what I like to hear.
Girl Jordan: And we'll also be there to help you and J.D. rip that heartless snake, Evil Nico, to shreds!
Lincoln: That's right, what he's done to Universe 666 J.D. and Varie just proves that he's not only a heartless snake, but he's just like the three traitorous Saiyans, Raditz, Nappa, and Turles in every way, along with some of the worst villains we've killed: Frieza, Xehanort, and many others, and he's thrown away his pride as a Saiyan, and that's the one thing we can't stand.
Goku: That's a good way of pointing that out, Lincoln.
Vegeta: I agree. What he's done just proves he's thrown away his pride as a Saiyan, and Bokrua is going to tear him to shreds and send him to The Black Gates.
Nico Clone: And that's also another thing that I hate about Evil Nico, and you just added more fuel to the fire, Lincoln, now I have another reason to make Evil Nico suffer for everything he's done.
Me: Same here.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln and Caitlin (Pokemon) are heading to Fossil Falls for a little exploration. Plus, we also found out that Caitlin (Pokemon) had feelings for Lincoln, and Lincoln also saved her from a group of thugs Trina Riffins hired to kidnap, rape, and kill her, because she still wanted revenge on us for what we did in humiliating her and she still wanted blood. After Lincoln rescued her and she told us Trina Riffins hired the thugs to kidnap, rape, and kill her to get revenge on us, Lincoln dropped another piano on that angry, bad-tempered, rage-crazy bitch.
Caitlin (Pokemon): Wow, what is this place, Lincoln?
Lincoln: This, Caitlin, is Fossil Falls, I figured it would be perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln and Caitlin (Pokemon) dived into the waters and they swam to a beautiful cave right under the waterfall, and they saw a rainbow forming under the rainbow and it was beautiful. Then, they had lunch under the waterfall and they also did some intense work-outs there in the cave as well, and Caitlin (Pokemon) got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on her face when she saw him lift up a 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbell, and then, Lincoln went up to Caitlin (Pokemon), and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and she placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and they shared a passionate and romantic kiss, and then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Hey, Lincoln, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Fossil Falls.
Caitlin (Pokemon): (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) And for our first beach date.
We also saw she had an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, and we knew she also allowed Lincoln to bite her and feed on her blood, like with the other girls in his harem.
Caitlin (Pokemon): And this was due to us harboring feelings for Lincoln, and they all came into light when he saved us from those bounty hunters Trina Riffins hired to kidnap and kill us, because she still wanted revenge on us for humiliating her and to slake her thirst for blood.
Eli: That rage-crazy, angry, bad-tempered bitch, and I also still remembered that your man dropped another piano on her head and when she came out, she had piano keys in her mouth. Trina's just going to make things worse for herself.
Lincoln: You said it, Eli.
Ash Ketcham: And it's really awesome that you now have the Gym Leaders I've met long ago in your harem, Lincoln, and you're going to take good care of them.
Lincoln: That's right, Ash. Plus, now that the villain teams are no more, the regions are now at peace.
Nico Clone: You got that right.
Later Nico woke up at 11 AM.
Nico: Now that was a good rest.
Nico then saw the mascots with gas masks on.
Nico: Guys, what are you doing?
Poromon: Sorry, Nico! (sprays Nico)
Nico: (COUGHING)
X Squad Lila: (sees this) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!
Poliwag: We got fleas!
X-Squad Lila: Fleas!?
Me: Fleas!? Where?
Poromon: All over Nico's bed!
Nico went out of his room.
Nico: (coughs) Do I even want to know how fleas got on my bed?!
Nico then saw Plankton, Vlad Plasmius, Butch, Cassidy, Ed Bighead, and Gourd sitting in the living room waiting for Nico.
Nico: What's all this?
Vlad: This, Nico, is an intervention.
Nico: Intervention? For what?
Butch: For how you acted towards Lincoln and the others earlier. Now come on and sit down. Don't make this any harder on yourself.
Nico: (sighs) Alright, Butch. Let's get this over with.
Butch: Yes! One of the few times someone got my name right!
Me: Have a nice nap though Nico?
Nico: Yes I sure did. And you were right, I needed it too.
Me: Good. While you guys talk we'll find out why there are fleas in your room.
Nico: Okay.
I went into his room and used a Magnifying Glass and saw the fleas building a city.
Me: Wow look at this!
Poromon saw the fleas building a city.
Poromon: Wow those are intelligent fleas!
Flea 1: We're actually Eduardo's fleas!
Fleas: We sure are!
Me: Whoa! You guys are the fleas that Eduardo knows?
Fleas: We sure are and he is a really awesome friend to us.
Me: How did you guys meet Eduardo?
Fleas: We'll tell you.
They did so.
When Eduardo gets fleas while getting one of the house's imaginary puppies (Chewy) to take a bath, he becomes discontent as the fleas are driving him mad. However, despite the way he feels, he decides to keep the fleas on him as his friends; though Frankie and Mr. Herriman want none of it and they decide to go to drastic lengths to get the fleas removed, because Eduardo prevents that from happening, he earns their trust. Meanwhile, Bloo wants to get some fleas of his own and he does anything possible in order to attempt to get Eduardo to share them. To get fleas Bloo shaves Ed's fur off, making him claim he's naked and hide in the bathroom. Later Bloo unwittingly abuses the fleas by flooding their town when he wipes his nose on it, shaking their city and starting fur-quakes. The flea mayor sets their country on fire to get Bloo to take off the coat. It worked and while Bloo tells everyone what happened, they don't believe him at first since they still believe the fleas are just regular fleas. However, once the fleas take over Mr. Herriman (but refuse to live in him knowing he will kill them first chance he gets), Frankie realizes they're actually imaginary fleas and not real ones. They are furious with Bloo for destroying their town and even more angry with Mr. Herriman and Frankie for trying to kill them, and since they don't trust any of them, they will only listen to Eduardo. For Mr. Herriman's sake they talk to Ed and convince him to let Mr. Herriman (and knock him out so he doesn't hear) in. They agree on shaving every imaginary friend with fur so the fleas can live peacefully on other fur homes before being locked in a closet not to be opened. Bloo later brags about getting "super fleas" but Mac said that they are actually ticks and they are actually sucking his blood and Bloo faints.
In the end credits, Bloo is sneaking across the hallway ignoring the closet door which is still locked. After 20 seconds, Bloo runs to the closet door and finally opens it too quick, freeing all the fleas as the screen goes black.
We were amazed.
Posey Bloom: How did you get over here?!
Fleas: IT WAS STUPID BLOO! HE DESTROYED OUR HOME YET AGAIN!
Me: That Bloo is always causing trouble.
Poromon: Yeah he sure is but he is a good friend to us.
Me: Yeah.
Fleas: But not to us.
Me: We're going to have to keep a leash on him.
Cassidy: Nico, all of us have something very meaningful to say to you. I'll go first. (clears throat) Nico, when me and Butch first met you, we thought you were very annoyingly heroic. But we still respected the Hell out of you for never giving up even in the darkest of times.
Nico: Oh, who do all you think you are, Crassidy?! A circle of perfect people?!
Cassidy: It's Cassidy! (Butch laughs) Dammit, Butch, now is not the time!
Nico: Whatever! You and Butch helped Giovanni try to destroy us the first time we killed him! (To Plankton) And we had to deal with your fruitcake causing trouble this morning! You all have your own fucking problems!
Plankton: First of all, that fruitcake was a long time ago! And second, you're the only one of us who was a jerk to his own friends earlier today.
Lily: Plankton is right guys. Sorry to interrupt but Plankton made that Jerktonium Laced Fruit Cake on Christmas Week in 2017. I can vouch for that.
Nico: Oh. Right I wasn't with you guys when that happened.
Lily: Yeah it's a really crazy story.
Cassidy: We'll have to hear about it later.
Lily: Please continue.
Cassidy: Thank you.
Wildrider: (to the fleas) How about we give you guys a place to stay?
Fleas: We would like that.
Me: And I know just the place.
I had the fleas follow us and we went to our park and when we were there in a clearing in our forest we built a hair city with my plant powers.
Gourd: I really don't see what the big deal is.
Nico: The big deal is that Lincoln threatened someone innocent with the Black Gates!
Ed Bighead: He already regrets doing that. What more do you want?!
Nico: What I want is for Lincoln to face consequences for his serious threat! Not a slap on the wrist! But I don't want him to be off the usual battles and on rescues and off the team.
Ed Bighead: Nico he regrets doing that and you are really not going to let this go!? You have to at least let him off with a warning.
Back in the park, the fleas were nice at home.
G1 Smokescreen: (to the fleas) See. Isn't this a nice home for you guys?
Fleas: It sure is! Thank you Team Loud Phoenix Storm. We heard Nico is in trouble so tell him we hope he will be all right.
Me: We'll tell him. This spot is going to be the Imaginary Flea Sanctuary.
Flea: We like that.
Me: Awesome.
Ed Bighead: C'mon, Nico. You can't possibly be mad at Lincoln forever.
Nico: Give me one reason why I shouldn't be done with Lincoln and ignore him from on?
Gourd: Because you, him, and the others are family. And you don't give up on family.
Nico (sighs) Maybe you're right. But I still have to punish him. And I'm gonna do that by having him dress up like a bunny and have Ed roughly pet him. And then, I'm gonna post it on the Internet.
We gasped!
Lily: Nico that's far too humiliating!
Me: I agree Nico.
I came back.
Nico: Oh are the fleas taken care of?
Me: They are but we found out that they are Imaginary Fleas that Eduardo met a while back and they are really amazing. We moved them and gave them a great sanctuary spot in our park.
Nico: Wow! I didn't know those were fleas Eduardo knew.
Me: Yeah. Anyway Nico what you are suggesting is not good at all. I have a much better idea. I already talked to Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita and they said that even though what Lincoln did was wrong they know that he regrets it big time. So they punished him by grounding him for 3 days.
Nico: Oh. That works.
Maria: If he doesn't disobey orders for the rest of the day, he'll be ungrounded by the time his next rescue's done.
Nico: Okay then.
Me: Good.
Cassidy: At least you guys worked something out.
Ed Bighead: That's true. You did.
Nico: He can still go on missions and in the usual battles. And on my next rescue.
Me: And on HIS rescue too. Don't forget that.
Nico: Right. Okay.
Me: Just as long as he doesn't do anything like he did before.
Butch: Good.
Nico: Yeah. Thanks guys. This helped a lot.
Ed Bighead: Anytime Nico.
Qin: Glad that worked out.
Killer Frost: Nico, which teams have you made today?
Me: Ash's team will include Catherine Lancaster, Ryoga Shindai, Kento, Reika Shindai, and Olivia Houou as Kamen Rider Falchion. Davis' team will include Eria the Water Charmer, Touma, Tetsuo, Ren, and Kenshin.
Me: Awesome! The Saber Riders and Olivia are all going to get a shot at this.
Xenia: They sure are.
Me: We'll have to decide on the rest of the Zyuohgers and the Saber Team later on.
Olivia Houou: Yeah but it's still awesome.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: Now lets get ready for our next mission and you guys will like this one. We're going to meet Samson and his friends from the Disney movie The Wild.
Eli: That was a great movie! I can't believe those blockhead critics bombed it!
Qin: Bunch of imbeciles! (To the Salazar Twins) No offense girls.
Ruby Salazar: None taken but yeah we loved that movie.
Sapphire Salazar: We sure did.
Nico: Yeah. So we'll watch the movie and then we'll head out after everyone gets here.
Lincoln came out.
Lincoln: Nico, I said some things before and-
Nico: You, me, and the others have been through too much for me not to forgive you. (gestures to Alizarin Bubblegum) But I'm not the one you have to apologize to.
Bloo: You better hope her parents don't press any charges.
Me: Bloo! Now is not the time for that. Besides you too are in trouble as well.
Bloo: Me!? For what!?
Mr. Herriman: (British Accent) For releasing the fleas from their room Master Blooregard! That room they were in was strictly off limits to you.
Me: Yes but we'll worry about that later.
Alizarin Bubblegum: And don't worry Nico I'll be all right. I'm not going to have my parents press charges.
Lincoln: Good.
Alizarin Bubblegum: But I also forgive you Lincoln. You were just doing your duty. By the way was I really that ugly with all that on my face?
Me: I don't even want to talk about it.
Mr. Herriman: But I'm really impressed with the way you gave the fleas a really good home in your park Master James.
Me: Thanks Mr. Herriman. I think it's a much better place than being in a cramped closet.
Mr. Herriman: I most agree on that.
Bloo: I won't deny the part about the fleas. But that wasn't the main issue of today, was it? At least I'm admitting that I made a boo boo.
Me: Yes you did but it still doesn't excuse you for disobeying rules.
Mr. Herriman: Quite right. And as punishment for this Master Blooregard will be scrubbing every single latrine in Fosters for an entire week with a toothbrush.
Bloo: What!?
The Previous M.O.E. Group appeared.
Leap Frog: Can me, Kaos, INSTIGATOR, El Oso, Carmen Dillo, Duff Killigan, Tchang Zu, The Vreedle Brothers, General Schwarz, and Gramma Stuffum go with you guys?
Glue Man: Me, Shaman Apsu, Thursday Man, Buzz Buzzard, Evil Strike Man, Blob, Don Octavio, Queen Jellyfish, Evil Pharaoh Man, and Rock will go with you guys too.
Nico: Yes you all can go with us. First we're going to watch the movie The Wild and then we'll head out.
Carmen Dillo: Oh sweet! I love The Wild!
Lily: Good movie.
Lincoln: Awesome movie.
We got to watching it.
At the Central Park Zoo, Samson the lion tells his preteen son Ryan stories of his adventures in the Wilds of Africa. Ryan wants to go to the wild too to learn how to roar like his father, but Samson disapproves of the idea. When the zoo closes, all the animals are free to roam. Samson and his friends, Benny the squirrel, Bridget the giraffe whom Benny has a crush on, Larry the dim-witted anaconda, and Nigel the unlucky but popular koala compete in a turtle curling championship. Ryan and his own friends accidentally cause a stampede which heads to the game and endangers the animals. Samson and Ryan have a falling-out and Ryan runs off before Samson can apologize. He later sneaks into a green Intermodal container which is rumored to be heading to the wild. Just as he regrets his decision, Ryan suddenly gets locked inside the container, which is then loaded onto a freight truck, shipping him away.
With the help of a pigeon, Hamir, Samson, and his friends go after Ryan, hiding in a garbage disposal truck, but Benny falls overboard. After passing through Times Square and nearly being crushed in the truck, the group encounters a pack of rabid stray dogs, and Instead of standing his ground, Samson escapes through the sewer rather than fighting as his friends expect for him to do. There, they take directions to the docks from two friendly streetwise alligator brothers, Stan and Carmine. The next morning, they steal a tugboat during a hectic escape from the harbor. After reuniting with Benny, who has followed them with a flock of Canada geese, Samson manages to drive the boat with Larry's help and the geese lead them to the right direction toward Ryan's ship.
A few days later the boat runs aground in Africa, where all the animals in the area are being evacuated by the carriers, as a nearby volcano is about to erupt. They witness Ryan run into the jungle, but Samson is unable to find him. After failing to eat a crude hyrax, his friend questions if he has ever been in the wild before, to which he forlornly confirms. The rest of the group heads back to the ship, but Samson continues to search for his son. While walking, he sees plants and rocks changing colors, which he attributes as his instincts working. Nigel is abducted by a herd of wildebeests who reside in the volcano and their leader Kazar, pronounces him "The Great Him," based on an "omen" he received when he was young: about to be devoured by lions, a toy koala fell from a plane and scared the lions away, saving his life. This experience made Kazar believe that "The Great Him" will help him and his kind create a change in the food chain that will allow prey to become predators and vice versa. In order to do that, he thinks the wildebeests have to eat a lion. Bridget and Larry are also get captured and planned to be eaten as well.
Ryan hides up an old tree, but a gang of vultures attacks him under Kazar's orders. The branch breaks and traps his paw. Samson hears Ryan's cries and runs to save him, scaring off the vultures. The two reunite but are interrupted by the wildebeests. Ryan is shocked when Samson tells him to run. They retreat to a tree where Samson reveals the truth about his past: he wasn't born in anything but a circus and was unable to roar just like Ryan. Samson's rude, rotten, hateful, arrogant, judgmental, very grouchy, and possibly abusive father could never accept him as a son and allowed him to be sent to the zoo, where he lied about his origins to avoid humiliation. The wildebeests discover them and push the tree over the cliff, with Samson still hanging on. Ryan is captured and taken to the volcano.
After a run-in with a group of female German dung beetles, Benny finds Samson and gives him the confidence to be himself, even if he is not from the wild. They soon find out that Samson's "instincts" were actually two chameleons named Cloak and Camo, who has been leading Samson to the volcano, so he would help them defeat Kazar's army. Samson uses the chameleons' camouflage abilities to sneak into the volcano, but when his disguise blows off due to the intense heat of the mountain, Kazar orders his army to attack. Seeing Samson in danger, Ryan climbs onto a catapulting device and launches himself at Kazar, finally letting out a roar. With Kazar distracted, Samson easily overpowers him. Ryan tells Samson that he is happy to have him as a father. The other wildebeests are touched by this and refuse to serve Kazar any further, having grown fed up with his delusions. Samson then gains the courage and roars powerfully enough to push back a charging Kazar. The group and the wildebeests flee, except for Kazar, who is trapped in the erupting volcano, in which he gets crushed to death by a falling rock. They manage to escape on the boat and travel back to the Central Park Zoo in their New York home.
When the movie was done we cheered wildly and it was awesome!
Nico: AWESOME!
Lola: Love that movie!
Xenia: So cool!
Me: So Kazar is going to be our target. I wonder how he will taste.
Camie: That would be awesome.
Nico: Yeah.
Camie: What does it say about him?
Me: Lets see.
I pulled up his info.
Kazar is the main antagonist of C.O.R.E.'s sole animated feature film The Wild. He is a diabolical, wicked and unhinged wildebeest who tries to ascend to the top of the food chain by becoming a predator and devouring meat. He is also the former leader of Blag, the other wildebeest, and Scab and Scraw, as well as the archenemy of Samson and Ryan.
He was voiced by William Shatner (also one of C.O.R,E.'s founders), who also played an evil version of James T. Kirk in the Star Trek franchise, Mayor Phlegmming in Osmosis Jones, General Shanker in Escape From Planet Earth, Two-Face in Batman vs. Two-Face and Cyrax in Insaniquarium.
Kazar captures Nigel the Koala and reveals to him that a stuffed koala bear came out of the sky (actually from a plane) and scared away a pride of lionesses who cornered him. Kazar therefore wants prey to become predators and vice versa before dubs Nigel as "The Great Him". When he hears that there are two lions nearby, he orders his lieutenant Blag to bring them, so they can eat them.
Kazar attempts to kill Samson and Ryan when they enter the treacherous volcano. After an intense battle, Kazar orders Blag and the others to kill Samson and Ryan. However, Blag and the rest of the wildebeest (who do not really want to turn predators into prey) turn against Kazar and refuse to help him. Enraged, Kazar tries to kill Samson and Ryan himself, but Samson unleashes a powerful roar, which causes the walls of the volcano to crumble down. Kazar is then abandoned by his own minions and left to die in the volcano before he is crushed to death by the collapsing altar wall after catching his front hooves on the plush koala's pull string, while the rest of the animals escape to safety before the destructive volcano explodes.
When it was done everyone was shocked!
Qin: GEEZ! This guy is really that deranged!?
Laney: He sure is!
Me: Yep and when you mess with the natural order of nature there is going to be hell to pay.
Nico: That's for sure.
Lea: So, Nico. What Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Raticate next.
Me: Ooh!
Butch: That's gonna be a good one and you know that Raticate is one of our Pokemon.
Lola: Yeah we sure do.
Meowth: That's right guys.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye of The Buddha and the dark blue iris of Ed Cowart's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed fourteen dark energy signals with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figures were in the vision: the fourteen figures were none other than Sōsuke Aizen, Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Yachiru Unohana, Ganryū (Bleach), Ayon (Bleach), Jin Kariya, Shūkurō Tsukishima, Mabashi, Di Roy Rinker, Yammy Llargo, Ulquiorra Cifer, Nnoitra Gilga, Granz, and Zommari Rureaux, and they want revenge on The Soul Society. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, is someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Rukia, you and the rest of the Soul Society's not going to like this one bit: the fourteen energy signals we sensed belong to Sōsuke Aizen, Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Yachiru Unohana, Ganryū, Ayon, Jin Kariya, Shūkurō Tsukishima, Mabashi, Di Roy Rinker, Yammy Llargo, Ulquiorra Cifer, Nnoitra Gilga, Granz, and Zommari Rureaux, and they want revenge on The Soul Society.
The Soul Society girls gasped in shock.
Rukia Kuchiki: Oh, shoot, this isn't good. Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Yachiru Unohana, Ganryū, Ayon, Jin Kariya, Shūkurō Tsukishima, Mabashi, Di Roy Rinker, Yammy Llargo, Ulquiorra Cifer, Nnoitra Gilga, Granz, and Zommari Rureaux are among some of the most dangerous members of the Arrancer Army, and Sōsuke Aizen is the leader of the Arrancer Army, and their goal has been to destroy the Soul Society.
Lincoln: Sōsuke Aizen's not only the leader of the Arrancer Army, but he was once a member of The Soul Society himself, until he betrayed you all and he desired to take over the world. Plus, he's also a powerful Shinigami, along with having immense spiritual power, being a master swordsman, and he's also very strong, but the three traits that's made him a danger to everyone is his master intellect, along with being a master tactician and strategist and a master manipulator. Luckily, I've got a few strategies of my own.
Lincoln snapped his fingers and put a powerful spell on Sōsuke Aizen that made him only tell the truth and exposed his true nature and who he truly is: an extremely cruel, selfish, and dangerously manipulative person who doesn't care about anyone but himself, not even his subordinates.
Rukia Kuchiki: Lincoln, what did you put Sōsuke Aizen under?
Lincoln: A powerful spell that not only forced him to tell only the truth, but it also exposes his true nature and who he truly is: an extremely cruel, selfish, and dangerously manipulative person who doesn't care about anyone but himself, not even his subordinates.
Nico: Oh, now that's really genius. Oh, I forgot to ask: who's coming after us?
Lincoln: You're going to be intrigued, Nico, it's Sōsuke Aizen.
Me: The leader of the Arrancer Army himself, whoa, and who's going to take him on.
Lincoln: I've already made a list, J.D.
Lincoln took out a list, and we saw it's for the Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers and The Bakugan Battle Slammers
November 26th: Apollonia Apollonir - Leader of The Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Apollonir, the Legendary Pyrus Soldier and Leader of The Legendary Soldiers of Vestroia and Lincoln VS. Sōsuke Aizen
November 27th: Alina Lion - Wisest Member of The Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Lars Lion, the Legendary Haos Soldier and Wisest of The Legendary Soldiers of Vestroia and Lincoln VS. Mayuri Kurotsuchi
November 28th: Beverly Frosch - Smart Tactician of The Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Frosch, the Legendary Aquos Soldier and the most tactical of The Legendary Soldiers of Vestroia and Lincoln VS. Yachiru Unohana
November 29th: Ashley Clayf - Powerful Muscle of The Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Clayf, the Legendary Subterra Soldier and the physically strongest of The Legendary Solders of Vestroia and Lincoln VS. Ganryū (Bleach)
November 30th: Aethra Oberus - Compassionate Diplomat of The Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Oberus, the Legendary Ventus Soldier and Compassionate of The Legendary Soldiers of Vestroia and Lincoln VS. Ayon (Bleach)
December 1st: Lilith Exedra - Powerful Dark Goth of The Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Exedra, the Legendary Darkus Soldier and the most powerful of The Legendary Soldiers of Vestroia and Lincoln VS. Jin Kariya
December 2nd: Daria Kuso - Pyrus Brawler and Leader of The Bakugan Battle Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Fusion Dragonoid, and Cousin of Dan Kuso and Lincoln VS. Shūkurō Tsukishima
December 3rd: Riley Misaki - Haos Brawler and Member of The Bakugan Battle Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Blade Tigrerra, and Cousin of Runo Misaki and Lincoln VS. Mabashi
December 4th: Mana Marukura - Aquos Brawler and Member of The Bakugan Battle Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Preyas, and Older Sister of Marucho Marukura and Lincoln VS. Di Roy Rinker
December 5th: Shana Kazami - Ventus Brawler and Member of The Bakugan Battle Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Storm Skyress, and Sister of Shun Kazami and Lincoln VS. Yammy Llargo
December 6th: Julia Makimoto - Subterra Brawler and Member of The Bakugan Battle Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Hammer Gorem, Twin Sister of Julie Makimoto, and Cousin of Julianna Giagoremu and Lincoln VS. Ulquiorra Cifer
December 7th: Amelia Gehabich - Darkus Brawler and Member of The Bakugan Battle Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Alpha Hydranoid, Cousin of Alice Gehabich and Masquerade and Lincoln VS. Nnoitra Gilga
December 8th: Madison Darkblazer - Darkus Brawler and Member of The Bakugan Battle Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Battle Ax Vladitor, and Cousin of Misako and Lincoln VS. Szayel Aporro Granz
December 9th: Leona Elementaldraco - Six-Attributes Brawler and Member of The Bakugan Battle-Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Omega Leonidas, and Cousin of Kyoko and Lincoln VS. Zommari Rureaux
When the Soul Society saw the list, they were stunned.
Rukia Kuchiki: This is quite a list you set up, Lincoln, and it looks like today, Apollonia Apollonir and you are going to face Sōsuke Aizen.
Lincoln: That's right, Rukia, but we're not going to send him to The Black Gates, we're going to send him to The River of Fire, to consider this his first strike.
Nico: (Smirks) Oh, I get it, just like with Malekith, three strikes and Sōsuke Aizen is getting The Black Gates, right?
Lincoln: Yep.
Nico: I like that idea, Lincoln, awesome, and you and Apollonia aren't going to show him any mercy whatsoever. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading down to Africa, and we're going to make that evil powerhungry wildebeest, Kazar, pay.
Lincoln: For what he's done, he doesn't deserve to live, and once we get done with him, you're next, Sōsuke Aizen.
Apollonia Apollonir: That's right, and you're going to pay for your crimes, you manipulative demon.
Kaos: Okay, wildebeest are tough.
Shaman Apsu: But we've faced tougher.
Nico: Yep. Lets head out.
We were off to Africa.
We arrived in Africa.
Me: Here we are guys.
Camie: Yep.
Varie: Oh wow.
Nico: Beautiful place.
We saw that we were over in Tanzania.
Me: Tanzania. Awesome place.
Elena: Good thing I packed bug spray just in case.
Me: Good thinking there.
Nico: Yep.
We saw a ship run aground on the beach and we saw Samson and friends.
Me: There they are.
We flew down to them.
Samson: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's an honor.
Benny: Yeah it's awesome to meet you all.
Bridget: Glad you all could come.
Me: Same here. Awesome to meet you all.
Nico: Looks like we got here just in time.
Duff Killigan: That's a ship.
Evil Strike Man: Let me guess. You guys stole it?
Samson: We had to. This is a rescue mission for my son.
Me: Your son Ryan got kidnapped and sent here.
Samson: That's right. Again.
Me: Oh boy.
Xenia: We're going to help you guys out.
Fluttershy: We sure are.
Simba: It's an honor to meet a fellow lion.
Alex: I'm thinking that as well!
Rhino: (laughs) As you can see, we have two heroic lions here.
Prowl (Beast Wars): Make that three. I'm a lion too.
Me: Yeah.
Samson: We heard about what Scar did a while back and we're glad he is gone.
Me: Thank goodness.
Xenia: Yeah.
Mufasa: I feel your pain about your hatred of Kazar, Samson. As you probably know, Scar caused my first death by setting me up to be trampled to death by a wildebeest stampede.
Carmen Dillo: It wasn't a pleasant sight. Trust me.
Blob: And Simba got blamed for it.
Me: Yeah it wasn't. Scar was the worst lion of them all. No he was an absolute monster.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Kion: I can't believe that Scar was that evil.
Inque: But we still know not all wildebeest are bad.
Me: That's true.
Nico: Yeah.
Samson: But Kazar is the worst. He thinks that all prey should rise up and overpower predators and make THEM the prey.
Qin: That's insane!
Lola: Yeah that is totally messing up the natural order.
Lana: I agree there.
Benny: I agree there too.
Rocko the Rockhopper: You know I noticed that you and I? Our voices sound so much alike.
Benny: We sure do sound alike!
Tchang Zu: First, we need to find Ryan.
Queen Jellyfish: And get him out so Kazar doesn't have any leverage.
Nico: Good idea. Eli check for him.
Eli: Right. (Concentrates) Found him. He's in a tree just 10 klicks to the north.
Samson: Lets go!
We went to find him.
Rock: All of Kazar's madness is all because of a stuffed koala bear.
Gramma Stuffum: (sees said stuffie) (German Accent) Is that it on the ground?
Benny: Yep.
Laney picked it up and pulled the string.
Stuffy: I'm so cute and cuddly! Hug me!
Laney: Aww.
She hugged it and it squeaked.
Samson: Aw.
Me: You can keep that Laney.
Laney: Thanks J.D. I love Koalas.
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: (Australian Accent) They are awesome mate.
Bai Tza: This time, it's not gonna get crushed with Kazar.
Me: Nope. Kazar is the only one that will be crushed.
Qin: Yeah that insane Wildebeest will pay for messing with the natural order.
Xenia: That's right.
Lola: Yeah!
We arrived at the tree.
Evil Pharaoh Man: Ryan! Are you there?!
General Schwarz: Perhaps he's up in a very high tree.
Eli: (Concentrates) He's up in this tree right here.
Samson: Ryan?
Ryan: Dad?
Ryan saw him.
Ryan: DAD!
He jumped and they nuzzled in reunion.
Samson: Oh son thank goodness.
Simba: Thank goodness you're safe.
Demona: I could've saved you by flying with my wings.
Me: Demona, he's a lion and as a member of the cat family they all are really good climbers.
Qin: It's true.
Demona: Point taken.
Thursday Man: We're glad you're safe, Ryan.
INSTIGATOR: Did you see any sign of big, horned, and ugly?
Ryan: Yeah he's back in that volcano over there.
We looked and saw that it was smoking.
Me: That volcano looks like it's going to erupt any minute.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: But he's in there all right. Just like before.
Qin: Oh boy.
Lola: Yeah.
Xion: He's just one wildebeest. He can't kill all of us.
Samson: Besides, all of his followers abandoned him after they were fed up with his delusional beliefs.
Me: Good then he is all alone. There's thousands of us and 1 of him.
Nico: Yep. We got him massively outnumbered. And usually wildebeests come in herds of thousands.
Simba: That's true. They sure do.
Rhomboid: Tell me I get to blow something up real good, Octagon!
Octagon: You will, Boid.
Buzz Buzzard: Hopefully, just Kazar.
Me: It will be just Kazar.
Samson: Lets go get him.
Nico: With pleasure.
We went to the volcano.
We were walking and we got to the volcano entrance.
Nico: Here we are.
Eli: He's inside the volcano.
Teresa: Entrance time!
Nico: Lets get him!
We went in.
Kazar was really infuriated. All his followers left him and he was now all alone. But then the spirits of friendship and the elements appeared and they swirled around him and they
converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Me: Kazar, you are about to become the prey! And we are the hunters!
Samson, Simba, Mufasa, Kion and Jeri Katou roared ferociously!
Don Octavio: (Italian Accent) End of the line, Kazar.
Kazar: (to Mufasa and Simba) The great Mufasa and his son Simba. Time for me to finish what that fool Scar couldn't. And this time, your son will be first to die!
El Oso: You won't get too far without the Heartless.
Kazar: Ha! Don't make me laugh! I don't need the Heartless to kill all of you!
Me: We'll see about that.
I fired waves of energy and blasted him all over and then I blasted his horns off!
Qin: Ooh!
Me: Not fun without your horns is it.
Nico: You mess with the natural order, you mess with us!
Then Vexen, Firefly, Bane, Electro, Shiv, Webstor, Ebon, King Hiss, Leonard, Hydro Man, Evil Ice Man, Evil Fire Man, Evil Elec Man, Buff Frog, Nightshade, Nightstrike, Liquidator, Man Spider, Kaa, and Beagle Boys appeared.
Nico: Vexen, Firefly, Bane, Electro, Shiv, Webstor, Ebon, King Hiss, Leonard, Hydro Man, Evil Ice Man, Evil Fire Man, Evil Elec Man, Buff Frog, Nightshade, Nightstrike, Liquidator, Man Spider, Kaa, and Beagle Boys.
Electro: Glad you guys are all right.
Vexen: So, Lincoln. You're okay now, right?
Lincoln: Of course I am.
Firefly: Glad to hear it.
Electro: But don't ever make that kind of threat to anyone innocent again, okay? It's not like you.
Bane: (to Nico) (Spanish Accent) Aside from that, did you find out what was making people hostile?
Nico: We sure did.
Ebon: Tell me you didn't get affected!
Me: No we weren't.
Ebon: Good.
Then out came Billiard Shadow.
Me: Billiard Shadow. Back for another round I see.
Billiard Shadow: Yep.
Lola: Awesome.
Billiard Shadow: It's always good to play a game of pool against all of you.
Nico: It sure is.
John Bolton: Back at ya. It's always fun.
Qin: It sure is.
Lola: Yep.
We got the battles underway.
Lana Loud, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Sora, Kairi, Killer Frost and Poison Ivy VS Vexen - Nico's rescue
Vexen was first.
Vexen: (to Lana) Nico's rescue involved the students at Canterlot High getting angry for some reason. Please tell me he wasn't affected!
Lana: No he wasn't thank goodness. But we found out what it was that was causing it. It was fruit cake.
Vexen: Fruit cake?
Lana: It was spiked with a crazy element called Jerktonium.
Vexen: Jerktonium!? I've heard about that stuff. It's a strange element that causes people to become total assholes and jerks. They get black bushy eyebrows, bags under their eyes and grow the five o clock shadow and their tempers go out of control.
Rarity: Oh it was absolutely horrible darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah you are not kidding there. They destroyed most of the school and it was chaotic!
Gill Grunt: They sure did and it was crazy.
Kairi: Yeah that was crazy.
Sora: No kidding there.
Killer Frost: Lily told us that SpongeBob went through something like this with Plankton around Christmas back in 2017.
Vexen: Wow that is coincidental. Who in their bright mind would give everyone Jerktonium Laced Fruit Cakes?
Lana: No idea but it has to be someone that has a rotten temper and a nasty hatred of people being happy. Wait. (GASP) Dr. Zalost! He did this!
Vexen: I thought he was in the book of Vile Darkness!
Lana: He was! He must've escaped.
Vexen: Oh boy. Nicole will have to confirm it. Lets do it!
Lana used the Cranberry Lockseed and got a Cranberry sword. She then read a verse from her Wonder Ride Book and caused numerous ice blocks to fall and smash Vexen all over and they fired waves of ice, water, jewels and energy and smashed him down.
Lola Loud, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Batman, Fire Man, Lea and Francis VS Firefly - Battling Another Corvus Undead Zodiarts and Another Raven Branwen
Firefly was next.
Firefly: (to Lola) Nico, Lars' team, Raven Branwen's team, and the others did good Battling Another Corvus Undead Zodiarts. And Another Raven Branwen as well.
Lola: They sure did and it was awesome. But what really is shocking is that someone gave most of the students Jerktonium laced fruit cake!
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah that is crazy stuff! I've never seen everyone so angry because of it!
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) They were total jerks!
Sunburn: That Jerktonium is awful stuff!
Lea: Yeah it sure is.
Batman: No kidding.
Fire Man: It sure is awful.
Firefly: Yeah no kidding! Lets do it!
Lola used the Cinnamon Lockseed and got a Cinnamon staff and she read a verse in her Wonder Ride Book and made fireballs dance around Firefly and they spanked him and slapped his butt and burned him on contact and kicked him all over and then they fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Lincoln Loud, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Spiderman, Elena and Shocker VS Electro - Lincoln's Rescue
Electro was next.
Electro: (to Lincoln) Heard your rescue was in Adori. What bad guy did you waste there?
Lincoln: It was Darrin Wade, a black-magic black marketeer in the Rogue Isles and antagonist from City of Villains.
Electro: Whoa man! I've heard of him!
Electro: Yeah that was a dangerous one.
Twilight Sparkle: But we destroyed him and sent him to the black gates forever.
Starshine Sparkle: We sure did.
Spyro: Thank goodness for that.
Spiderman: That is for sure.
Electro: No kidding. Lets do it!
Lincoln used the Zap Apple Lockseed and red a verse from his Wonder Ride Book and had lightning strike Electro all over from all directions and then they fired waves of lightning and magic and smashed him down.
Laney Loud, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Agony, Scream, Venom and Rhino VS Bane - Meeting a Fusion Gene-Slammer for Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth & Advanced Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth
Bane was next.
Bane: (to Laney) I heard you guys met a Fusion Gene-Slammer for Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth & Advanced Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth. What's her name?
Laney: Her name is Stella "Amber Mammoth" Monroe and she is a really amazing guardian angel for Lincoln.
Fluttershy: Oh she sure is
Tornado Bolt: Her story was really cool too.
FLASHBACK
Stella Monroe: Whoa, Serenity's right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 10,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Amber, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Stella Monroe: That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right. So, Amber, what's the story on why you hated Lola with a blazing passion?
Stella Monroe: Now, that's something I've never forgotten. One day, I was hanging out with Lincoln at the park, and we were having fun. But, then, Lincoln sensed a nasty and dark presence, and then, in a flash, he fired an energy blast at the figure who rushed at him, and we saw who it was: it was Lola in her Princess Jeep, but her eyes were red with hatred and insanity, and she had a knife in her hand and she wanted to kill Lincoln. She proceeded to go on an hour-long tirade on how Lincoln isn't at home being miserable and being her slave to be abused, used, and murdered, and she said that she had enough of Lincoln even living, and now, she was going to kill him and me for being with him, and she was laughing like a mad lunatic, I also sensed she was going to do the same to the rest of the Guardian Angels, along with Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, and Lily, along with the parents and his friends. That pissed me off badly, along with Lincoln, so I fired an orange fire blast at Lola's knife and melted it into molten metal, and this pissed that little demon off badly, and she tried to run us over with her Princess Jeep, but Lincoln grabbed and hoisted the Princess Jeep up with only one hand and he shook it up and that caused Lola to drop out of her seat, and she tried to punch me, but I grabbed her fist with my right hand, and with my left hand, I threw a punch at Lola's face, knocking her down and out and with a black eye and missing teeth, and Lincoln had that demon tied up in red energy ropes, and I put Lola in an orange crystal prison and we came back to The Loud House, and I removed the orange crystal prison around her. We told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lola tried to do to me and Lincoln, and played her hour-long rant to them, and as soon as it was done, Lola was finished. She got her butt grounded for nineteen weeks, and Lincoln not only put her in a straitjacket, Chinese finger traps on her fingers, and a Hannibal Lector mask on her and threw her in her cage in her room, but he also told his Mom to call the pageant who made sure Lola was banned from any upcoming pageants for those nineteen weeks, and this really pissed Lola off, but I wasn't afraid of her, and neither was Lincoln, and we both swore if Lola ever tried to attack us again, she could say goodbye to her pageant career and dreams forever, and she was going to be imprisoned in Amber forever.
We cheered wildly.
Nico: So, this was due to Lola not seeing Lincoln being miserable and being used, abused, and finally murdered for the sick amusement of her, Lori, Lynn, Lisa, and Luan?! Dark Lola really is one sick and twisted little monster!
Lincoln: I know, Nico, and when we get after Team Loud Evil Storm, let me and my entire harem get after Evil Lori, Evil Lynn, Evil Lola, Evil Lisa, and Evil Luan. After what Good Crocker and Good Burns told us, they no longer have their powers, and that'll make it easier for us to dish out years of well-deserved payback and revenge on them, and as for me, oh I've got my own brand of payback to dish out on them for all the sick, twisted, sadistic, and murderous crap they've done to me, and I'm going to show them what happens when they make me mad!
Yakko: Uh oh, payback, thy name is Lincoln Loud!
Me: I have to agree with you on that one, Yakko.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: Yeah, and after hearing all the sick things that Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan had done to Lincoln, I'm not surprised that he's planning on exacting his own brand of payback.
Nico: (Smirks) Okay, you and your entire harem got a deal, Lincoln, and I only have this to say: don't show those five bitches any ounce of mercy whatsoever.
Lincoln and Nico did the Epic Handshake from Predator.
Lincoln: (Smirks) After what Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan had forced Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan to do to me, like Hell am I going to show them any mercy, Nico, they deserve every single ounce of payback and pain that we're going to dish out on them!
Nico: Now, that's what I like to hear.
Girl Jordan: And we'll also be there to help you and J.D. rip that heartless snake, Evil Nico, to shreds!
Lincoln: That's right, what he's done to Universe 666 J.D. and Varie just proves that he's not only a heartless snake, but he's just like the three traitorous Saiyans, Raditz, Nappa, and Turles in every way, along with some of the worst villains we've killed: Frieza, Xehanort, and many others, and he's thrown away his pride as a Saiyan, and that's the one thing we can't stand.
Goku: That's a good way of pointing that out, Lincoln.
Vegeta: I agree. What he's done just proves he's thrown away his pride as a Saiyan, and Bokrua is going to tear him to shreds and send him to The Black Gates.
Nico: And that's also another thing that I hate about Evil Nico, and you just added more fuel to the fire, Lincoln, now I have another reason to make Evil Nico suffer for everything he's done.
Me: Same here.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Bane: Amazing! Stella is really powerful and she protected Lincoln too.
Stealth Elf: We were amazed too.
Agony: Yes we sure were.
Scream: Yeah.
Bane: Thank goodness amigos. LEts do it!
Laney used the Watermelon Lockseed and got the Watermelon Warhammer and she read a verse and had watermelons smash him from the sky and it really mashed him and they fired waves of leaves, grass and flowers and smashed him down.
Lily Loud, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Static Shock, Inque and Rubberband Man VS Ebon - The Mascots battling Flears
Ebon was next.
Ebon: (to Lily) So, the mascots battled fleas, huh? I hope none got on them.
Lily: No they weren't affected. Poromon has feathers and Poliwag, Horsea and Manaphy didn't have fur. Fleas need hair. But surprisingly we found out that these were the imaginary fleas that were on Eduardo.
Ebon: Were they really!? Wow! That is very shocking and cool!
Applejack: Yeah these fleas are really friendly. Also Bloo ruined their city and made Herriman slap himself silly.
Apple Bloom: Yeah these fleas are cool.
Flashwing: But Bloo really needs to learn some manners.
Static Shock: He sure does.
Ebon: That's incredible! I did not expect the fleas to be the ones that Eduardo knows. Lets do it!
Lily used the Orange Lockseed and got an Orange Sword and she read a verse and dark water poured onto Ebon and drenched him and then they fired waves of earth, rock, boulders, crystal and apples and smashed him down.
Lynn Loud, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Anakin, Sandman and Clayface VS Shiv - Fleas are an absolute pain
Shiv was next.
Shiv: (To Lynn) Fleas are an absolute pain. How did the mascots get rid of them?
Lynn: Actually they didn't. These were the imaginary fleas that Eduardo knows and they lived in his fur. We were amazed that Eduardo knows these fleas. They are awesome.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah normally we would be against these fleas but not these guys. They are awesome.
Scootaloo: Yeah these fleas are awesome and cool.
Whirlwind: We built a really awesome habitat for them and they formed a huge city.
Anakin: It sure is amazing and cool.
Shiv: That is amazing! Lets do it!
Lynn used the Jackfruit Lockseed and got a scythe and Lynn read a verse and fired waves of bowling balls and footballs and they smashed in Shiv's face and it hurt bad! They fired waves of lightning, wind, rainbows and lava and smashed him down.
Luna Loud, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Eria, Maria Rockell and Bai Tza VS Hydro Man - Samson and friends are awesome animals
Hydro Man was next.
Hydro Man: (to Luna): Samson and friends are awesome animals. They almost remind me of Alex and his friends.
Luna: Boy they sure do dudes! I think it's really cool!
Pinkie Pie: That is amazing! Alex and his friends all get great with them.
Maud Pie: (monotonously) I think it's amazing that they get along with them too.
Featherweight: Yeah they sure do. So awesome and cool.
Sprocket: Yeah we are all excited too.
Eria: Yeah we all are.
Hydro Man: Good. I'm glad you guys are. Lets do it!
Luna used the Strawberry Lockseed and got a Strawberry Guitar and read a verse and they fired waves of music and water as well as metal, gears and lightning and smashed him down.
Lucy Loud, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Brittney Knudson, Riku and Demona VS Webstor - Amazing how Samson and friends do things
Webstor was next.
Webstor: (to Lucy) It's Amazing how Samson and friends do things. Now, if only they had animals like the penguins.
Lucy Loud: That would be really cool if they had penguins too like we do.
Princess Luna: It sure would and that is funny.
Moondust: Yeah all the things the penguins do are really funny and awesome.
Snowdrop: Yeah it sure is.
Gari: Everything the penguins do is really cool.
Blackout: Yeah I agree there.
Brittney: Yeah they sure would get along great.
Webstor: Yeah it sure is cool. Lets do it!
Lucy used the Black Licorice Lockseed and got A BLACK LICORICE WHIP! I HATE BLACK LICORICE!
Webstor: A black licorice whip?
Lucy Loud: Yeah I have a confession to make. I actually like Black Licorice.
Riku: Wow I didn't know that.
Lucy Loud: I'm sorry guys.
Webstor: No worries.
Lucy then read a verse from her Wonder Ride Book and she fired darkness fireballs and blasted him down and lashed him with the whip and fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Leni Loud, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, He-Man, Roxas, Xion and Karai VS King Hiss - Kazar is one bad Wildebeest and it'll be a cold day in hell before Wildebeests become predators
King Hiss was next.
King Hiss: (to Leni) Kazar is one bad Wildebeest. It'll be a cold day in hell before Wildebeests become predators
Leni: That will totes never happen.
Princess Celestia: I agree there but please keep it down a bit. My head really hurts.
King Solar: She still has a nasty headache from the effects of the Jerktonium.
Princess Celestia: Yeah.
King Hiss: Oh man. Sorry about that.
Solar Eclipsa: That was a really nasty fruit cake she had.
Amber Morning: Yeah we gave her some medicine for it.
Spotlight: Her head and many of the kids heads are going to be like that for the rest of the day.
Roxas: Yeah yikes.
He-Man: That really hurts seeing it.
King Hiss: Oh boy. That Jerktonium Stuff really did a number on them. Lets do it.
Leni used the Carrot Lockseed and got a Carrot gun and she read a verse from her Wonder Ride Book and it caused numerous sewing needles to rain down and they poked King Hiss all over and they fired waves of light and smashed him down.
Lori Loud, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Hay Lin, Teresa and Arpeggio VS Leonard the Pig King - No way are we letting Kazar become a predator.
Leonard was next.
Leonard: (to Lori) No way are we letting Kazar become a predator. I still haven't forgotten how Mufasa died from a wildebeest stampede.
Lori: No we literally aren't and what those wildebeests did to him because of Scar was horrible!
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah I still get mad every time I see that and a little sad too.
Cozy Glow: Same here!
Hex: Yeah that was terrible.
Hay Lin: No kidding.
Leonard: It sure was. Lets do it!
Lori used the Cloudberry Lockseed and got a Cloudberry Sword and she read a verse and fired waves of wind and blew him around in a tornado of hams and fired waves wind and they fired waves of skulls, bones, magic and stars and lightning and smashed him down.
Rip VS Evil Ice Man
Evil Ice Man was next.
Evil Ice Man: That's amazing that Eduardo knew those fleas.
Rip: Boy it sure is. I think it's cool too.
Evil Ice Man: It sure is.
Rip: Yep. IT'S RIPPING TIME!
He went at Evil Ice Man and pulverized him all over.
Hiita the Fire Charmer VS Evil Flame Man
Evil Flame Man was next.
Evil Flame Man: Who do you think it was that laced that fruit cake with Jerktonium?
Hiita: Lana thinks it's our old enemy Dr. Zalost and I have a feeling she is right.
Evil Flame Man: I do too.
She fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Slab VS Evil Elec Man
Evil Elec Man was next.
Evil Elec Man: Dr. Zalost is back for revenge on you guys for killing him I'll bet.
Slab: I have that same feeling myself. He wasn't called the most unhappy scientist that ever lived for nothing.
Evil Elec Man: Boy he is nothing but trouble.
Slab: He sure was. IT'S RIPPING TIME!
He went at him and smashed and pulverized him into dust.
Kara VS Buff Frog
Buff Frog was next.
Buff Frog: I hope that intervention everyone had helped.
Kara: Oh it did. Man that fruit cake really got everyone on edge.
Buff Frog: No kidding there.
Kara fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Nightshade (Skylanders) VS Nightshade (Marvel)
Nightshade (Marvel) was next.
Nightshade (Marvel): Boy this has been one hectic day.
Nightshade (Skylanders): Indeed it has. Nico was really in hot water for a remark that happened early.
Nightshade (Marvel): That is crazy.
Nightshade fired waves of darkness at her and smashed her down.
Nightscream VS Nightstrike
Nightstrike was next.
Nightstrike: It's hard to imagine Jerktonium can cause so much trouble.
Nightscream: Yeah that was crazy stuff!
Nightstrike: Indeed.
Nightscream fired sonic blasts and smashed him down.
Shou Ronpo VS Liquidator
Liquidator was next.
Liquidator: Nico was in a lot of hot water wasn't he?
Shou Ronpo: You are not kidding there.
Liquidator: Yeah.
Shou fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Renee Ravenclaw the Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World Gene-Slammer VS Man-Spider
Man-Spider was next.
Man-Spider: I hope Nico has learned a huge lesson.
Renne Ravenclaw: (British Accent) Oh he has. Believe me.
Man-Spider: Good.
She fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Dustin Brooks VS Kaa
Kaa was next.
Kaa: Sssomeone issss in big trouble for usssing Jerktonium in that fruit cake.
Dustin Brooks: Yeah he is!
Kaa: Good I hope he getsss what'sss coming to him sssoon.
Dustin fired waves of earth and smashed him down.
Bisca Mulan VS The Beagle Boys
The Beagle Boys were next.
Beagle Leader: Sorry you guys have to go through all this.
Bisca Mulan: I know. But we'll be all right. But as a bounty hunter I know I will be the one that helps out with Dr. Zalost.
Beagle Leader: Good.
Bisca fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
ToQgers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lana, Laney, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Billiards Shadow.
Billiards Shadow was next.
Nico: This is gonna be fun.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a Bunch of brand-new hand-cannon Blasters, this time, it's for the girls who got turned into Another Zodiarts
For the girls who got turned into Another Zodiarts: hand-cannon Blasters named Zodiac and Zodiarts Elemental Fury and modelled after Mario's Lightning Shark blaster and Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury blaster, but the hand-cannon blasters' colors schemes are royal blue with elemental forces on the blasters and the Zodiac Signs they were Gene-Slammed into etched on the side, and colored gems on the top of the blasters.
Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
ToQgers: TOQ CHANGE!
NOW TRANSFORMING! PLEASE STAND BEHIND THE WHITE LINE!
They transformed in a rainbow flash of light.
TOQ ICH! TOQ NII! TOQ SAN! TOQ YON! TOQ GO! TOQ ROKU! TOQ NANA!
All: THE VICTORIOUS IMAGINATION! RESSHA SENTAI TOQGER!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery rainbow fire explosion went off behind them and they were ready.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RAIL FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the ToQgers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
Rangers: HYPER RESSHA BLAST!
They got donned the Hyper Ressha armor and charged up the blaster and they fired waves of elements and energy and blasted him down And he exploded!
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: YEAH! Billiards Shadow you have failed this world.
Megaforce Rangers: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win
We regrouped.
Gia: Look on the bright side. At least you're not getting destroyed alongside a stuffed koala.
Tsukasa: Unlike you, it's going to survive.
Me: And you are not!
Kamen Ride: Jungle Fury Red!
Kamen Ride: Forever Six!
Tsukasa turned into Jungle Fury Red and Daiki summoned clones of ALL THE SIX RANGERS!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! WILD FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Wild Force Rangers!
Me: And this.
We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.
All of us: (TURNS DIALS) BARKING BEAST POWER!
We summoned the Sun Vulcan, Liveman, Jetman, Gingaman, Gaoranger and Zyuohger and the Revice, Zero One, Kabuto, Blade, Den-O, Saber and Kiva riders!
Nico: Lets get him!
We went at him and punched and pulverized him all over the place with incredible force and fury.
Kughar, Vinta, Lore, Deenha, Odu Batahax, Blugon, Najarin, Lystone, Intress, Mudeenu, Kamengareth, Enre Hep, Laarina, Drakness, and Quadore blasted and smashed him.
Wildrider, Smokescreen, Posey and Lila used the Earth Cyner Planet Keys and they enhanced Wildrider's Scattershot gun, Smokescreen's weapons and X-Squad Lila and Posey's powers 100-fold.
X Squad Lila Rossi and Wildrider: FOX SCATTERSHOT BARRAGE!
Smokescreen and Posey Bloom: FLOWER LIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE!
Twilight Sparkle and Kaos: MAGIC ELEMENT BLAST!
Sunset Shimmer and El Oso: FIRE BEAR SHOT!
Rainbow Dash and Tchang Zu: LIGHTNING PEGASUS THUNDERSTRIKE!
Fluttershy and Carmen Dillo: ARMADILLO LEAF STORM!
Rarity and Duff Killigan: JEWEL SCOTLAND GOLF BALL BLAST!
Pinkie Pie and INSTIGATOR: GEARS OF LAUGHING HYENAS!
Applejack and Vreedle Brothers: EARTH OF HONESTY!
Starlight Glimmer and Dr. Starline: SKULLS OF EMPATHY!
Princess Celestia and King of Flan: LIGHT OF FLAN!
Princess Luna and Hades Beast Specter: DARKNESS GHOST STORM!
Ink Rose and General Schwarz: DARKNESS INK WAVE!
Lightning Dust and Leap Frog: FROGS OF LIGHTNING!
Luster Dawn and Gramma Stuffum: FOOD OF FLAMES!
Vapor Trail and Steam Demon: STEAM VAPOR BLAST!
Indigo Zap and China White: CHINA BLUE LIGHTNING STORM
Apple Bloom and Frozen Fright: CUTE FROZEN BLAST!
Sweetie Belle and Thunder Terror: SWEET THUNDER STRIKE!
Scootaloo and Magma Gloom: VOLCANIC FORCE SHOT!
Diamond Tiara and Toxic Horror: RADIATION MEGA FURY BLAST!
Silver Spoon and Louie PoisonSea: POISON LIGHTNING BLAST!
Carol Ferris and Shaman Apsu: LOVE OF MAGIC BLAST!
Willow Emillston the Harpie Queen Gene-Slammer and Thursday Man: HARPIE OF THURSDAY BLAST!
Woody Woodpecker and Buzz Buzzard: NUTS AND BEAKS BLAST!
Papillon and Evil Strike Man: BUTTERFLY BASEBALL STRIKE!
Sailor Juno and Blob: JUNO BLOB BLAST!
Kairi Yano and Don Octavio: THIEVES OF ITALY BLAST!
Noel - Princess of the Arctic Ocean and Queen Jellyfish: ARCTIC LIGHTNING BLAST!
Mika Kozuru and Evil Glue Man: STAR GLUE SHOT!
Suno and Evil Pharaoh Man: SOLAR FIREBALL BLAST!
Molly Molloy and Rock: PLANT ROCK SURPRISE BLAST!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: KINDNESS LEAF STORM MEGA BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Samson, Fluttershy, Lincoln, Lana and me: LION ROAR FURY BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: ANIMAL ELEMENT STYLE: LION!
Jessica Kaios: ANIMAL FIRE STYLE: BUFFALO!
Yuna Kamihara: ANIMAL WATER STYLE: DOLPHIN!
Toph: ANIMAL EARTH STYLE: HONEY BADGER!
Tatsumaki: ANIMAL WIND STYLE: FALCON!
Sari: ANIMAL LIGHTNING STYLE: CHEETAH!
Shantae: ANIMAL MAGIC STYLE: PANTHER!
akko: ANIMAL STAR STYLE: EAGLE!
Jessica Shannon: ANIMAL STING STYLE: WASP!
Peni Parker: ANIMAL WEB STYLE: SPIDER!
Makoto (Street Fighter): ANIMAL LIGHT STYLE: ARMADILLO!
Ibuki: ANIMAL DARK STYLE: TIGER!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said animals.
Lincoln and his harem: ANIMAL FINAL SMASH: ANIMAL KINGDOM ATTACK!
They summoned the animals of the animal kingdom to attack and the blasts all hit Kazar and he exploded!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!
HE WAS OBLITERATED AND BANISHED TO THE BLACK GATES!
Lincoln: Your days of terrorizing the Savannah are over, Kazar.
Nico: You've had this coming for a long time, you evil wildebeest. Alright, awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Sōsuke Aizen to deal with, and that rogue Shinigami should be arriving...right now!
?: And now, I shall destroy the Soul Society and finally rule this entire world.
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Rukia Kuchiki: I should've known there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, traitor.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Sōsuke Aizen, former member now turned traitor of the Soul Society and leader of the Arrancer Army.
Rukia Kuchiki: I always knew you would show your face here one of these days, Traitor.
Sōsuke Aizen: And now, this'll be the last time we ever meet, and why are all of you still focusing on me? I can help you with getting rid of Evil Nico.
Lincoln: Oh, please, you're just saying that to make us not kill you.
Suddenly, Lincoln's spell kicked in and we saw an inverted cross on Sōsuke Aizen's neck glow, and it made his lie turn into the truth.
Sōsuke Aizen: That's right, because I want to destroy The Soul Society and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and also help Evil Nico destroy the universe, and I don't care about the lives of anyone but myself.
This made Sōsuke Aizen cover his mouth, and we had a bunch of smirks on our faces: Lincoln's spell worked and Sōsuke Aizen was now in big trouble as his lies have been exposed.
Nico: (Laughs) Oh man, you fell for it, Aizen. that spell that was put on you a few hours before by Lincoln has caused you to only tell the truth and expose your true nature and who you really are: an extremely cruel, selfish, and dangerously manipulative person who doesn't care about anyone but himself, not even his subordinates.
Apollonia Apollonir: And now that your true colors have finally been exposed, it's time for you to die.
Suddenly, Apollonia Apollonir's crimson red eyes turned neon crimson red and she was surrounded by a crimson red energy aura with red hot crimson red flames, red hot orange flames, and dragons, she unholstered her massive Apollonir-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Sōsuke Aizen, she left crimson red energy, red hot crimson red flames, red hot orange flames, and dragons with every step.
Apollonia Apollonir: You really make me sick, Sōsuke Aizen, as if what you've done in the past wasn't already bad enough, you single-handedly betrayed The Soul Society and formed an army of Arrancers in order to destroy the Soul King and remake the world in your image. You're just as bad as Xehanort and the many other villains that we've killed in the past, and you deserve nothing more than to die a bloody and painful death for everything you've done, you rogue Shinigami.
Suddenly, Apollonia Apollonir was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red energy with red hot crimson red flames and red hot orange flames surrounding the vortex, there are dragons and the Legendary Pyrus Bakugan, Apollonir, flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Apollonia Apollonir emerged, but she was changed forever.
Apollonia Apollonir grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing crimson red hair, she has neon crimson red eyes and a crimson red energy aura with red hot crimson red flames, red hot orange flames, and dragons surrounding her, she has the Pyrus symbol in the hands of Apollonir emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with crimson red iris, she has on dragon earrings with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Apollonir with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in his hands on the bottom of her crimson red dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Apollonia Apollonir has on a sleeveless red open blouse, sleeveless crimson red dress, crimson red skirt, crimson red pants, crimson red legwarmers, crimson red sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with red hot crimson red flames and dragons on the coattails, and on the back is the Legendary Pyrus Soldier and Leader of The Legendary Soldiers of Vestroia, Apollonir, and he's surrounded by flames. Suddenly, Apollonia Apollonir felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red angel wings with orange tips on the large crimson red feathers and Apollonir's eight wings grew much bigger for her new body, and she has Apollonir's tail, along with eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
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Suddenly, Apollonia Apollonir's massive Apollonir-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by crimson red energy, red hot crimson red flames, red hot orange flames, and dragons, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Apollonir's Crimson Red Draconic Pyrus Firestorm Greatsword of Pyrus Draconic Firestorm Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded crimson red gems and the Legendary Pyrus Soldier and Leader of The Legendary Soldiers of Vestroia, Apollonir, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large orange dragon heads for the crossguard, large crimson red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large orange dragon heads and a large crimson red gem below the orange dragon heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with crimson red gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Apollonir's head with green gems for eyes and a large crimson red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji below Apollonir that said, "Apollonia Apollonir, Apollonia Apollonir, Leader of The Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers, Friend of The Bakugan Battle Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Apollonir, the Legendary Pyrus Soldier and Leader of The Legendary Soldiers of Vestroia, Powerful Master of Fire, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire and Dragons"
アポロニア・アポロニア、アポロニア・アポロニア、伝説の爆丸ジーン・スラマーのリーダー、爆丸バトル・スラマーの友人、アポロニアのジーン・スラマー、伝説のパイラス・ソルジャー、ヴェストロイアの伝説のソルジャーのリーダー、強力な火のマスター、愛する守護天使とリンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、ダークロリのスマッシャー、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして火とドラゴンのマスター
Apollonia Apollonir has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DRACONIC PYRUS BAKUGAN CRIMSON RED FIRESTORM DRAGON ANGEL OF DIVINE DRACONIC PYRUS FIRESTORM JUSTICE AND DIVINE PYRUS FIRESTORM DRAGON LOVE!
We were amazed by Apollonia Apollonir's Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Sōsuke Aizen saw it, he awakened his Zangetsu and tried to hypnotize her so he can kill her, but Apollonia fired a powerful crimson red energy blast with red hot crimson red flames, red hot orange flames, and dragons at Sōsuke Aizen's sword, and it melted into molten metal, and this really got to him.
Dan Kuso: Incredible, Apollonia's transformed.
Lincoln: Yep, she's the first of the Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers to transform, and now, things are really going to heat up, and Apollonia, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Apollonia Apollonir: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Crimson Pyrus Firestorm Draconic Angel and Divine Crimson Pyrus Firestorm Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we deal with Sōsuke Aizen once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Apollonia.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Apollonia Apollonir.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of antagonizing The Soul Society and the world are over, Sōsuke Aizen, and now, it's time for you to die.
Apollonia Apollonir and Lincoln went after Sōsuke Aizen, who re-forged his sword and tried to attack them, but they blocked every last one of his attacks, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, crimson red energy, crimson red fire, crosses, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, fairies, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Succubi, Incubi, and Mermaids at Sōsuke Aizen, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him.
This was really getting Sōsuke Aizen really irritated, but Apollonia Apollonir and Lincoln were just getting started. Lincoln made three focusing lenses and they're aimed at Sōsuke Aizen, and then, Lincoln and Apollonia Apollonir had massive balls of fire forming.
Lincoln and Apollonia Apollonir: Time for you to burn, Sōsuke Aizen. MAXIMUM PYRUS NOVA DEATH CANNON!
Lincoln and Apollonia Apollonir fired beams of fire and through the focusing lenses, and they became supercharged and they hit Sōsuke Aizen and he was burned badly.
Nico: Whoa, they combined both Nuova Shenron's Nova Death Ray with Apollonir's Maximum Pyrus, that's really cool.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Apollonia Apollonir, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Apollonir's Pyrus Draconic Firestorm Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's crimson red with flames on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and Apollonir and the Pyrus Symbol surrounded by flames etched on the sides, and a red gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Apollonia Apollonir fired blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy, and elemental forces at Sōsuke Aizen and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and they drained him completely dry of his life-force, killing him. Then, as they holstered their hand-cannon Blasters, Hoyt Volker's spirit appeared, and Lincoln opened up a portal that leads to The River of Fire and fired a Negative Karma Ball and it hits Sōsuke Aizen's spirit, and he was sent to The River of Fire and the portal closed. We cheered wildly for what Apollonia Apollonir and Lincoln did to Sōsuke Aizen as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Apollonia Apollonir's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails and Apollonir's tail, and massive crimson red angel wings and Apollonir's eight wings are permanent.
Apollonia Apollonir: That's the end for you, you ruthless Shinigami. Thanks for helping me destroy Sōsuke Aizen, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Apollonia.
Suddenly, Apollonia Apollonir wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Apollonia Apollonir's face, they kissed passionately as Apollonia Apollonir's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Apollonir flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Apollonia Apollonir came back to us as the display and Apollonir vanished.
Dan Kuso: Wow, Lincoln, Apollonia, what you guys did to Sōsuke Aizen, that was incredible.
Nico: It sure was, Dan. Plus, I liked how you guys combined Nuova Shenron's Nova Death Ray with Apollonir's Maximum Pyrus, that was really awesome!
Lincoln: And you're going to see more combo attacks like that in the days to come, Nico.
Me: This is going to be awesome. Say, I've heard a lot about the Battle Gear that the Bakugan are capable of using, and I wonder if you have that ability to equip yourself with Battle Gear, Lincoln.
Lincoln: That's a really good question, J.D.
Fabia: I was wondering about that myself, since you have the ability to absorb advanced technology and get new weapons and gadgets, Lincoln.
Lori: We'll find out about that tomorrow, Fabia, and since we've already met Riley "Ruby Carbuncle" Mackenzie, Fusion Gene-Slammer of Crystal Beast Ruby Carbuncle and Advanced Crystal Beast Ruby Carbuncle and Stella "Amber Mammoth" Monroe, Fusion Gene-Slammer of Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth and Advanced Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth, you know who's next tomorrow, right, Linky?
Lincoln: Oh yeah, Emily "Topaz Tiger" Lane, Fusion Gene-Slammer of Crystal Beast Topaz Tiger and Advanced Crystal Beast Topaz Tiger, and I hope you have some new treasure hunts planned for tomorrow, Ebonwu Lincoln.
Lincoln 2: (Through The Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) You got it, Lincoln.
Then the volcano rumbled and we got out and then the volcano exploded!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!
The volcano was blown to pieces and Kazar was gone forever.
Shiv: Thank God we got out of there!
Webstor: And just in time as well.
Me: No kidding!
Hydro Man: And that's how you kill a bad wildebeest.
King Hiss: Without getting run over by it.
Me: Yep.
Leonard: And all before the volcano exploded.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Nicole: Lets see if Lana was right.
Nicole pulled out the Book of Vile Darkness and she flipped it to the page of Dr. Zalost and sure enough she saw that it was blank!
Nicole: Lana's right! He is not in the Book.
Eli: And he really is the true culprit! I sense that he is the one that spiked those fruit cakes with Jerktonium!
We gasped in shock!
Qin: Oh man!
Nico: Not good! But nice job figuring it out Lana.
Vexen: Yeah good work.
Me: Then it looks like Nico's rescue is going to be on the planet Venus next time.
Nico: Yep, But still great job today everyone.
Samson: (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure and the Natural Order must never be messed with.
Me: That's for sure
Eli: Yep.
We went back home and Samson and his friends became part of the team and we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done
The Wild was a great movie and those stupid critics ruined it!
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to the planet Venus and we're going to battle the evil Dr. Zalost from the Courage The Cowardly Dog episode The Tower of Dr. Zalost and there is going to be hell to pay as Alizarin Bubblegum battles him for poisoning her with Jerktonium and she IS GOING TO MAKE THAT MONSTER PAY FOR WHAT HE DID NOT JUST TO HER BUT TO ALL OF NOWHERE TOO! NO ONE TRIES TO MAKE PEOPLE UNHAPPY AND LIVES TO TELL ABOUT IT! Also we're going to battle Another Draco Undead Zodiart and Another Mercurymon and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Raticate. Her name is Hannah Cheddar. Hannah is Nico's friend from Cooking Classes and she is an awesome CHEESE MAKER and she knows all there is to know about making cheese. She knows how to make any kind of cheese in the world. But she is mostly good at making everyone's favorite, Cheddar. She is a great cheese maker and also she ABSOLUTELY despises and LOATHES Qin's ex-boyfriend, Xin Fa with a merciless vengeance and wants nothing more than to see him suffer. The next match-up in the line-up is for Alina Lion - Wisest Member of The Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Lars Lion, the Legendary Haos Soldier and Wisest of The Legendary Soldiers of Vestroia, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Mayuri Kurotsuchi. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to The Duel Monsters World, but more specifically, Dark World, because Ebonwu Lincoln has eighteen treasure hunts planned out for eighteen days. For Dark World Treasure Hunt Day 1, Clara St. Clarice is going to get her very own treasure: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Greatsword of Colorless, Chaos King of Dark World, and we're also going to destroy Hellmaster Fibrizo, Demon Lord of Death and the Souls of the Departed, Supreme King Dynast Grausherra, Demon Lord of Ice and War, Chaos Dragon Garv, Demon Lord of Fire and the Evil Dragons, Sea Queen Deep Sea Dolphin, Demon Lady of Sea and Water, and Greater Beast Zelas Metallium, Demon Lady of Monsters and the Evil Beasts, who've come back from the dead, and they want revenge on Lina Inverse, Amelia Wil Tesla Saillune, Naga the Serpent, Sylphiel Nels Lahda, Lincoln, Lei Magnus, and all of us for destroying them and Ruby Eye Shabranigdo last year. And we're going to meet the Fusion Gene-Slammer of Crystal Beast Topaz Tiger and Advanced Crystal Beast Topaz Tiger named Emily "Topaz Tiger" Lane, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Manhattan, New York, and his classmate in Art. She's also an old friend of Serenity Lexington, Gene-Slammer of Rainbow Overdragon from New York before she moved to Royal Woods, She purposefully Gene-Slammed herself into a Fusion Gene-Slammer of Crystal Beast Crystal Beast Topaz Tiger and Advanced Crystal Beast Topaz Tiger in order to protect Lincoln from the bullies at school and the out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan at home, and as a result of that, she gained topaz yellow angel wings and became a master of the yellow color of the rainbow and even yellow topaz gems, and like Topaz Ginnova, Gene-Slammer of Advanced Crystal Beast Topaz Tiger, she also gained yellow fire powers. She's easily identified by a yellow topaz gem embedded on her forehead and her favorite Crystal Beast Duel Monsters are Crystal Beast Topaz Tiger and Advanced Crystal Beast Topaz Tiger, and she was trained by Topaz Ginnova, Gene-Slammer of Advanced Crystal Beast Topaz Tiger and Hannah Florington, Gene-Slammer of Crystal Beast Topaz Tiger, and she hates Luan with a blazing passion. Get ready for an extremely cold adventure as we go to the Himalayas and we're going to help Yi and her awesome yeti friend Everest from the 2019 movie Abominable and were going to be helping him get back to his home and we're going to battle Dr. Zara and send that monster doctor to her doom and stop her from proving the existence of yetis.
See you next time
