Based on the Regular Show Movie
Flying through the endless voids of space was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Scarlett, Sailor Valmorg, Sailor Neptune, Sailor Uranus, Sailor Pluto And Sailor Venus and Doctor Octopus, Iron Maiden, Universe 666 Aresia, Cancer Zodiarts, Tech Geargolem and Super Zebesian and we were heading to another awesome and amazing food planet and Nico had a really good feeling that this food planet was going to be really awesome.
Me: I can't wait to see what this planet is going to be like.
Zuria: Boy me too! Man yesterday's food planet was incredible!
Xenia: It sure was. I have a feeling this one will be just as awesome too.
Lola: I have that same feeling too.
Lincoln: Yeah me too!
Camie: Well whatever it will be it will be awesome.
Sailor Venus: You got that right Camie.
Nico: Scarlet, I want to thank you, Doctor Octopus, and your teams for coming today.
Scarlet: It's my pleasure Nico and it's going to be so fun helping you out on this one too.
Sailor Valmorg: We're all really excited for this one.
Nico: Sailor Valmorg, how are you finding the Sailor Soldier life so far?
Sailor Valmorg: To be honest Nico, I'm loving it. It's a really powerful and amazing job to do.
Me: You are also the first Sailor Soldier that we met from a planet over 214 million lightyears away from Earth.
Zuria: Boy I'll say and that was one of the hottest planets we've ever been to.
Me: No kidding on that one! At 2,543˚Fahrenheit that is a really hot planet.
Sirius: Boy it sure was a hot one.
Camie: It sure was.
Sailor Valmorg: But it's awesome going to planets that have the most inhospitable of environments for you all.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Like the you know what planet.
Me: Don't worry Nico. I don't throw up anymore at the mention of Chum.
Nico: Oh good. Like the chum planet.
Zuria: You guys went to a planet made of Chum? YUCK!
Lana: I liked that planet.
Me: Well you did but not me. I couldn't believe we were on a planet like that and I hurled my guts out 7 times.
Laney: Yeah that was disgusting. You should have seen how many times J.D. threw up because of dad eating chum.
Lola: Yeah our dad had a secret hankering for chum.
Me: His school ran out of food and all they had to eat was chum. He actually liked it ever since.
Zuria: That is disgusting!
Qin: You're not kidding there Zuria. That was really gross.
Me: No kidding. And looking back I don't know what the fuck I was thinking picking that planet for the battle for Yost Spiderman.
Lana: Oh come on guys that was a great stage for us to fight in.
Lola: Well for you but not many of us.
Lana: Yeah.
Me: But yesterday was fun.
Nico: We had lots of spaghetti yesterday.
Me: We sure did. That was the sauciest and tastiest ever.
Camie: It sure was.
Xenia: What really shocked me was that Pizza the Kid got all of us before.
Camie: No kidding! Getting hit by cactus balls like that must have really hurt.
Me: Oh it hurt like a son of a bitch!
Nico: But that didn't work a second time.
Me: No it sure didn't.
Eli: Because of learning from our past experiences we didn't get hit again.
Nico: That is for sure.
Me: Also the nerve of Billy! That fucking idiot beat the living shit out of me all because he thought I was stealing Sonia when I wasn't!
Laney: Man what is up with that idiot!?
Magine: I'm sure he's learned a hard lesson about that.
Me: Well with someone as stupid as him it's highly unlikely.
Zuria: Why do you say that?
Me: Billy has an IQ of -5 and his brain is non-existent. He has NO BRAIN at all.
Zuria: Jeez!
Me: Yeah.
Magine: Hmm. Yeah you're right on that.
Lola: No kidding.
Me: But if he beats me up like that again I'm going to rip his fucking big nose off and shove it so far down his throat that he'll be shitting out snot for weeks!
Nico: You realise that I had to end up killing Old Lady Munson just to keep Billy on the team. Are you saying that we shouldn't have saved him from her and Hardly to begin with?
Me: What? No no no. I'm just really upset that I was beaten up like that from him and he was only half my height! I've never been so humiliated like that! Next to the incident in Erika's Gym!
Nico: Well, I pretty much did that lady thing to you. Are you gonna rip my nose off and shove it down my throat too?
Doctor Octopus: Okay, let's all just take a deep breath.
Me: Thanks Otto but no Nico! I would never do that to you.
Qin: Yeah Nico.
Me: (Sighs) I've never been so humiliated in all my life.
Xenia: I know J.D. I know. Billy has problems.
Lincoln: See what's going on thanks to your leadership, Nico?
Me: Lincoln!
Lincoln: What!?
Me: It's not Nico's fault! It's Billy's. Now guys Drop it.
Eli: Besides we went through so much trouble to keep Billy on the team after that.
Me: That's right. Now I don't want to hear another word about it! Do I make myself clear!?
Nico: But J.D.
Me: NOT ANOTHER WORD!
Nico: Okay okay okay.
Maria: We're already here anyway.
We arrived at a planet that looked like a golden yellow world.
Nico: Wow this planet looks cool.
Eli: It sure does.
We went down to the planet and we landed and we saw that it was a planet MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF MACARONI AND CHEESE! It had rivers of melted cheese sauce and noodles covered in cheese all over the place.
Eli: OH WOW!
Me: It's…
Nico: IT'S A MAC AND CHEESE WORLD!
Me: Boy this planet is incredible!
Qin: OH BOY! LETS EAT!
Nico was eating Mac and Cheese like crazy!
He was eating it all over like Pac Man.
Pinkie Pie: Oh boy! I love Pac Man!
WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!
Nico was eating and eating and eating and eating and eating and eating all over the place!
Piles and piles of macaroni and cheese were gobbled up in seconds and they were gone.
May: Honey, save some for the rest of us!
Me: Yeah Nico don't be a pig!
Nico: Oh come on in guys!
We dove in and got to eating and man was it both cheesy and awesome.
Me: Mmm! (Eating) Delicious!
Xenia: Yummy!
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: There's even Blues Clues' Mac and Cheese and Spongebob Mac and Cheese!
Me: Boy I haven't watched Blues Clues in forever.
Lily: But this is cool that there is SpongeBob mac and cheese.
Laney: Boy it sure is awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Awesome.
Nico: But you guys can get mac and cheese too.
Me: Thanks.
Lana: But this is so awesome that there is a planet like this.
Qin: I'll say!
Camie: Boy it sure is tasty too.
Sirius: So delicious.
Himiko: Yeah it's really good.
Maria: Let's give some to the mascots.
Nico: Good idea!
Xenia: Yeah!
Lola: They'll love it.
Nico: Yeah.
Lana: (In her head) I hope Billy isn't still mad at J.D.
Back on Earth, Grim and Billy were watching TV and Mandy was sitting on the chair reading a book and Billy was crying his eyes out.
Billy: (CRYING AND WAILING HARD) J.D. HATES ME! HE WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME!
BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!
Billy bonked his head against the arm of the sofa.
Grim: (Jamaican Accent) Billy that's enough. You're acting like a twit. Besides he'll cool off. In a few years time.
Billy was really crying hard and with dripping snot from his nose like an idiot.
Back on the Mac and cheese planet we were still eating.
Nico: You think I should get King Kai something for Christmas? He's been warning us about incoming villains and yet, we have nothing to thank him with.
Me: Well we'll think of something.
Eli: Yeah we will.
Lola: We have plenty of time.
Nico: Whatever I get him, I'm sure I can send it to his domain in no time.
Me: Yeah you sure will.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: You have plenty of time.
Nico: I promise I'll think of something!
Me: Yeah you will.
Qin:Yep.
Laney: We have 18 days left.
Nico: Okay, raise your hand if you've eaten enough
We all did and then we belched.
Me: Pardon me.
Qin: Man I'm stuffed.
Xenia: No kidding!
Eli: I think I'm done for the rest of the day.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Maria: I'm not full. But I think that's enough Mac and Cheese for me.
Camie: I agree.
Himiko: Me too.
Qin: But it was all so good.
Tsuyu: It sure was.
Zuria: Boy I'm really full though.
Nico: Okay, enough eating. Let's get what we came here for.
Me: That's right.
Starlight Glimmer: It was still… (WINCES IN PAIN)
Her mark for Sagittarius the Archer glowed and it meant that the next Another Undead Zodiarts was close and it was for Sagittarius.
Me: What is it Starlight?
Lincoln: Is it the next Another Undead Zodiarts?
Starlight Glimmer: I think it's for Sagittarius next.
Me: Whoa this will be interesting.
Nico: Let's see who it is this time.
Then a figure came out and it was ANOTHER SAGITTARIUS UNDEAD ZODIARTS! It looked like a mixture of Evil Centaur Man, Universe 666 Tirek and Universe 666 King Sombra.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Wow this one is a wicked cool one.
Another Sagittarius Undead Zodiarts: (In a girls voice) (Giggles) Thanks J.D.
Me: (Gasp) That voice.
She reverted back and we saw that it was a green hair girl that was actually a Sailor Soldier.
Me: (GASP) Callie Connellia A.K.A. Sailor Cholganna!
Nico: Whoa the Sailor Soldier for the planet Cholganna.
Eli: This is amazing! We never met a Star Wars Planet Sailor Soldier before.
Me: Actually we have bro. Sailor Hoth?
Eli: Oh right.
Sailor Valmorg: Next to me being from 214 Million Lightyears away from Earth that makes me the first Intergalactic Sailor.
Nico: It sure does.
Me: But it's awesome seeing you again Callie.
Sailor Cholganna: You too J.D.
Nico: How do you know her J.D.?
Me: Callie and I were a great team together and we busted lots of bad guys in numerous parts of Harlem, New York.
Nico: That is cool!
Eli: No kidding!
Sailor Cholganna: It sure was.
Me: Any other opponents with you?
Sailor Cholganna: Actually yes. Another version of him. (Points to Doc Ock)
Doctor Octopus: Another me!? Whoa!
Nico: You're the second Sailor Soldier who Swartz got to
Sailor Cholganna: I sure am. And there are many more.
Qin: We'll have to watch out for them though.
Camie: Yeah.
Starlight Glimmer: But I'll face you to save you.
Sailor Cholganna: Okay.
She turned into Another Sagittarius Undead Zodiarts and Starlight fired a beam of magic and energy and it hit her and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
She was down and I caught the Rouse Card and the Zodiarts switch and purified them and the Rouse Card had a picture of the stars and the symbol of Sagittarius the Archer on it as well as a centaur with a Bow and Arrow. Then the Zodiarts Switch glowed and turned into armbands for those marked with Sagittarius. I went over and picked up Sailor Cholganna and brought her over.
Sailor Cholganna: (GROANS) What a headache.
Nico: One down.
Me: Yep.
Eli: That means the Another Villain can't be far behind.
Me: Nope.
Then a figure came out and it was a dark version of Doc Ock! It was ANOTHER DOCTOR OCTOPUS!
Me: Whoa! Another Doctor Octopus!
Nico: Wow! This one has lots of arms.
Maria: And you are?
Another Doc Ock: (In a girls Voice) You should know Maria!
Maria: (GASP) Oh no! I was hoping never to hear your voice again Ronalda!
Nico: Uh oh.
Me: You know her Maria?
Maria: Unfortunately yes. You see this is my evil twin sister Ronalda Rockell. She hates my guts to the Nth degree. The reason is because she was born with a heart as black as night and she was extremely jealous of me because mom and Carmen hogged all the attention and left her with nothing. Ronalda has been an absolute problem child for us ever since. She started doing terrible crimes and getting in trouble numerous times with the law. We called her Ronalda the Terrible. Mom disowned her and forced her to live on the streets and she did drugs and all that.
Nico: Oh man!
Me: I didn't know you had a twin sister Maria.
Carol: Yeah Maria never mentioned her because she was so evil. She never talked about her much other than the fact that she was a heartless menace that never belongs in her family.
Maria: That's right.
Me: I saw a picture that had a torn photo in it. Half of the photo was ripped off.
Maria: That torn photo was Ronalda. After she was disowned, mom swore to erase all thoughts of her.
Me: Jeez!
Kaito: (gets out GoGoV Gear) Normally, we'd ask what Swartz promised you.
Zocks: (gets out Timeranger Gear) But I think it's obvious what that promise was.
Me: And it's obvious you want revenge!
Another Doc Ock: That's right! Maria took everything from me! She ruined my life! I was the best and the star and I deserved everything! Maria was nothing!
Me: How delusional are you?
Maria: Ronalda always had a nasty history with mental problems.
Me: Oh boy. But it's time for her to learn her place.
Maria: Big time.
Kaito got a Thermal Blaster and Zocks got a Vortex Blaster.
Maria: You make me sick Ronalda!
Sougo: (gets out Zero One Ridewatch) I hope you didn't get caught in the Big Bang too.
Armor Time! (Techno rock music) Progrise! Zero-One!
Geiz: (gets out Diend Ridewatch) If you did, then you don't deserve any powers that you have!
Armor Time! (Upbeat rock music) KamenRide! Diend!(Diend transformation noises)
Sougo got ZeroOneArmor while Geiz got DiendArmor.
Me: That's for sure!
Maria: No Ronalda was not caught in the Big Bang.
Another Doc Ock: That's right I was living in the subway on the opposite side of the city when it happened. But I will never forgive you for everything you did to me Maria! I hate you more than life itself!
Maria's aura flared up with incredible force and power.
Maria: Thanks for the power boost Ronalda.
Maria fired waves of water and smashed her down.
Nico: (gets out Doctor Octopus' Ridewatch) As Maria's little brother, I won't let you hurt her!
Nico activated it and grew Doc Ock's arms and fired lasers from them.
Xenia: Take this!
She fired arrows and blasted Another Doc Ock all over.
Qin: I won't let you hurt Maria!
She fired waves of fire and smashed and burned her.
May: (gets out Universe 666 Aresia's Ridewatch) Time for some girl power!
She activated it and picked up a huge and heavy wad of macaroni and threw it smashed onto Another Doc Ock.
Qin: YEAH! That was awesome!
Camie: Wow! Go May!
Nico: That is my awesome wife!
May: (gets out Cancer Zodiarts' Ridewatch) You won't have time to enjoy that macaroni! Because this is gonna make you CRABBY!
She activated it and her arms turned into HUGE CRAB CLAWS!
Qin: Fitting.
She snapped her claws at Another Doc Ock and pinched her all over the place and snapped her all over.
Nico: Nice one May!
Qin: That was funny!
May: Thanks.
Maria: (gets out Tech Geargolem's Ridewatch) The difference between you and me? I learned the error of my ways! You didn't!
Another Doc Ock: That's because mom loved you more than me! You were always little miss perfect! I wanted what you were!
Qin: You are a selfish bitch.
Maria activated her ridewatch and fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.
Scarlet: And another thing I learned about Doc Ock is he did this!
She formed a mini sun and smashed her down in a fiery explosion.
MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!
Maria: (gets out Super Zebesian's Ridewatch) And another thing? Carmen and Carol are my true sisters. Not you!
Another Doc Ock: FINE WITH ME!
Maria fired blades at Another Doc Ock and jumped and flipped and got behind her and the she did a devastating kick to her back and smashed her tentacles into dust!
Another Doc Ock: NO! My tentacles!
Eccentro and his team came and they had him the Red Guy, Good Cinder Fall, Mandy the Merciless, Bin Banki And Kid Rot.
Red Guy: Hell-o! It's me!
Eccentro: Hey guys!
Nico: Nice team, Eccentro!
Eccentro: Thanks.
Good Cinder Fall: (Seductively) Hey J.D. Looking great.
Me: Thanks C.F.
Nico: Huh?
Me: The Good version of Cinder Fall and I have been dating for a while and I'm going to have her in my harem soon.
Nico: Nice!
Universe 666 Aresia: I'm happy for you, Cinder.
Good Cinder Fall: Thanks Aresia.
She fired waves of fire and blasted Another Doc Ock down.
Sailor Valmorg: Taste This.
She activated Iron Maiden's Ridewatch and fired iron blades and slashed her all over the place.
Maria: (to Good Cinder) Funny how you're fighting alongside me again.
Good Cinder: Yeah it sure is but I think it's cool.
Qin: Me too.
Maria and Good Cinder fired waves of fire and water and smashed Another Doc Ock.
Xenia: Take that!
May: I hope the next Gene Slammer is near.
Then something tickled May's leg.
May: (Laughs) Hey cut it out Nico.
Nico: May I'm not even doing anything.
May: Then who is… (LAUGHS)
We saw that it was a Ninetales tickling her.
Nico: A Ninetales. Wow!
Ninetales: (In a girls voice) Looks like I got here just in time.
Nico: Amara Valmorgia! Wow!
Ninetales: Good to see you Nico. I got this.
She fired a Hyper Beam Blast and it hit Another Doc Ock and she exploded!
MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!
I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and then Nico and Maria went over to Ronalda and they were pissed at her. Ronalda was a brown hair girl with blue eyes and was in an orange prison jumpsuit.
Ronalda: (GROANS) My head. YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS MARIA! I WILL MAKE SURE YOU SUFFER!
Nico: Oh I don't think so!
Nico and Maria then punched her square in her face and knocked her out and tied her up.
Ninetales: Serves that wretch right!
Sailor Valmorg: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Ninetales: My favorite is when me and Nico went into an abandoned factory and we found out that it was really a heroin production factory and we blasted the factory into dust and arrested all the people in it.
Me: Wow that is awesome!
Nico: Yep and also Amara is from the planet Valmorg and she is a Kitsune.
Sailor Valmorg: Wow! That is cool! Also it's great to meet a fellow Valmorgian.
Ninetales: Same to you.
Nico: Lets get you back to normal.
Ninetales: Okay but I'm naked.
Varie: We got this.
Varie formed a wall and took her back behind it and then Nico snapped his fingers and Amara was reverting back.
Amara groaned as her tails went back into her butt.
She then regrew her Kitsune fox tails and had Fox Ears on top of her head. She had fiery red hair and fiery eyes.
She got up and was naked and the Fashion Brigade gave her awesome red clothes and she came out and was awesome.
Nico: Wow!
Amara Valmorgia: Wow this outfit is awesome.
Nico: It sure is.
Nico and Amara hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Amara Valmorgia: Me too Nico. Me too.
We got lots of mac and cheese for everyone and then went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Emerald Goldenbraid, Marcarita, Red Dragon Archfiend, Black Rose Dragon, Stardust Dragon, and White Night Dragon are heading back to Dark World for Day 10 of the Dark World Treasure Hunt, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but Jackie Wren is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Dragon Lord Greatsword of Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World.
And we're also going to battle Malcho, the vengeful dragon and archenemy of Iago who's come back from the dead and he wants revenge, but the only thing he's getting is a one-way trip to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're back in Dark World for Day 10 of the Dark World Treasure Hunt, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but Jackie Wren is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Dragon Lord Greatsword of Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World.
Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) That's right, and since she was Gene-Slammed into Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World, it's perfect for her, and we're also going to battle Malcho, the vengeful dragon and archenemy of Iago who's come back from the dead and he wants revenge, but the only thing he's getting is a one-way trip to The Black Gates.
Nico: Should've known that vengeful dragon would be back yet again, but now, he's going to get it big time.
Me: A trip to The Black Gates for good, and he's never coming back.
Lincoln: You got that right, and I want to thank you, Marcarita, Red Dragon Archfiend, Black Rose Dragon, Stardust Dragon, and White Night Dragon for joining us, Emerald.
Emerald: You're welcome, Lincoln, and since this is a vengeful dragon we're dealing with, Red Dragon Archfiend, Black Rose Dragon, Stardust Dragon, and White Night Dragon are also wanting in on this.
Lincoln: Along with the Signer Dragon Gene-Slammers, Kristina, and Aurora. Now, let's head for Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World's shrine.
Jackie Wren: And then, we'll tear Malcho to shreds.
We continued on and we arrived at Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World's shrine, and then, the rainbow iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed, and the doors opened and we entered, and we saw a massive demonic looking greatsword floating in the center and with dark light shining down on it: The Demonic Darkness Dragon Lord Greatsword of Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World, a powerful demonic massive greatsword with purple gems embedded in the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black demon heads for the crossguard, large dark purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large demon heads and a large platinum gem on the bottom of the demon heads for the pommel.
Rarity: My word, is that...?
Lincoln: The Demonic Darkness Dragon Lord Greatsword of Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World, , that sure is one scary looking demonic greatsword.
Jackie Wren: You said it, and it's absolutely perfect for me.
Suddenly, we saw Ghostrick Ghoul, and with it were the six girls.
Nico: Whoa, that's Ghostrick Ghoul, and it's got the six girls.
Ghostrick Ghoul: (Arabic Accent) And away from that monster, Malcho.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Aisha Arian, I knew it was you, it's awesome to see you again, but we'll talk later, I already know that Malcho is heading right for us.
?: I will have my revenge on you all for ruining my plans to destroy the world, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Lincoln: Yep, there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. Don't you know when to quit, Malcho?
We then saw our target, Malcho, the vengeful dragon and archenemy of Iago, and he was furious.
Nico: Well, look who's come crawling back from Hell to greet us.
Malcho: We'll see who'll be laughing when I finally destroy you and have my revenge on humanity!
Jackie Wren: The only one who's going to die here is you!
Jackie Wren went up and grabbed The Demonic Darkness Dragon Lord Greatsword of Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World. Suddenly, Jackie Wren's purple eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a black and purple energy aura with darkness, demons, dark magic, and dragons, she unholstered her massive Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World's Demon Greatsword of Darkness Dragon Lord Justice from her back, and as she approached Malcho, she left black and purple energy, darkness, demons, dark magic, and dragons with every step.
Jackie Wren: You really make me sick, Malcho, you became corrupted by your power to control the weather and tried to take over the world and force mankind to bow before you, and Thundra made the right choice to take your amulet and banish you forever, well, now I'm going to see to it that you are destroyed now and forever!
Suddenly, Jackie Wren was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and purple energy with dark magic and darkness surrounding the vortex, there are an army of demons, dragons, and Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a dark purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Jackie Wren emerged, but she was changed forever.
(NIGHT WRAITHS BY NOX ARCANA PLAYS)
Jackie Wren grew from 6'11" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long flowing dark purple hair and purple bow on her head, she has neon purple eyes and a black and purple energy aura with darkness, demons, dark magic, and dragons surrounding her, she has Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on demon earrings with dark purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World with purple gems for the eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hand for the second pendant, along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolt links and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Jackie Wren has on a sleeveless open dark purple blouse, light purple sleeveless midriff top, long flowing purple dress skirt with jewels around the waist, purple pants, purple sneakers, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, demons, dark magic, and dragons on the coattails and Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World surrounded by darkness, demons, dark magic, and dragons on the back. Suddenly, Jackie Wren felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive dark purple angel wings with black tips on the feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long dark purple wolf tails, Jackie Wren has on a Ring of The Phoenix with dark purple gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Jackie Wren's massive Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World's Demon Greatsword of Darkness Dragon Lord Justice and The Demonic Darkness Dragon Lord Greatsword of Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World and all of the other swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and purple energy, darkness, demons, dragons, and dark magic, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World's Demonic Darkness Dragon Lord Greatsword of Dark Magic Dragon Lord Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded dark purple gems and Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged, midnight black blade, large midnight black demon heads for the crossguard, large platinum gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight dark purple dragon heads with platinum gems for eyes and a large dark purple gem on the bottom of the demon heads for the pommel, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with dark purple gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World's head with dark purple gems for eyes and a large dark purple gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large Destroyer of The Church of Necrom grimoire, rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark purple kanji below Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World that said, "Jackie Wren, Gene-Slammer of Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World, Powerful Member of The Dark World Goth Girls, Powerful Master of The Dark Arts and The Occult, Bounty Hunter of Queen Bees, Leader of The Center for the Liberation of Government Institutions from Queen Bee Socialite Mean Girls, Dear Friend of Nicholette Torrington, Giselle Harrington, Scarlet Rosenburg, Silvia Excelsior, Renee Ravenclaw, Helena Hufflepuff, Elizabeth Gryffindor, Selene Slytherin, Zennia Nikolaevna, Laniya Guillermo, Camie Nicholetta, Bertha Sellington, Griselda Huffington, Celine Wendova, Chloe Terryington, Rhonda Jekyll, Connie Jackelstein, and Clara St. Clarice, Loving Future Wife and Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud, Guardian Angel of Lucy Loud and The Young Morticians Club, Archenemy of The Space Cows, Destroyer of Cary Blakewell of The Church of Necrom, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Demons, Dragons, and Dark Magic"
ジャッキー・レン、グラファのジーン・スラマー、ダーク・ワールドのドラゴン・ロード、ダーク・ワールド・ゴス・ガールズの強力なメンバー、ダーク・アーツとオカルトの強力なマスター、女王蜂の賞金稼ぎ、政府機関解放センターのリーダークイーン・ビー社交界のミーン・ガールズより、ニコレット・トリントンの親愛なる友人、ジゼル・ハリントン、スカーレット・ローゼンバーグ、シルビア・エクセルシオール、レニー・レイブンクロー、ヘレナ・ハッフルパフ、エリザベス・グリフィンドール、セレーネ・スリザリン、ゼニア・ニコラエフナ、ラニヤ・ギレルモ、ケイミー・ニコレッタ、バーサ・セリントン、グリセルダ・ハフィントン、セリーヌウェンドヴァ、クロエ・テリントン、ロンダ・ジキル、コニー・ジャッケルスタイン、クララ・セント・クラリス、愛する未来の妻、リンカーン・ラウドの守護天使、ルーシー・ラウドとヤング・モーティシャンズ・クラブの守護天使、スペース・カウズの大敵、ザ・スペース・カウズのキャリー・ブレイクウェルの駆逐艦ネクロム教会、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そしてダークンのマスターエス、デーモン、ドラゴン、ダーク マジック
Jackie Wren has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DEMON-DRAGON-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS GRAPHA DEMON DRAGON LORD DARK WORLD DEMONIC ANGEL OF DEMONIC GRAPHITE DARK WORLD JUSTICE AND DIVINE DEMON DRAGON LORD DARK WORLD LOVE!
We were amazed by Jackie Wren's Super Angel-Demon-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Malcho saw it, he went mad and made a storm with the amulet to kill her, but Jackie Wren fired a powerful black and purple energy blast with darkness, demons, dark magic, and dragons, and it hits Malcho and not only does it knock the amulet out of his hands, but also sent him flying out of the shrine, he got up and he was extremely furious now.
Nicholette Torrington: Whoa, Jackie Wren has transformed into her Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form, awesome!
Lincoln: You got that right, Nicholette, and now, Malcho's going to pay for everything he's done, and Jackie, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Jackie Wren: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Dark World Graphite Demon Dragon Lord and Divine Demon Dragon Lord Dark World Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put this evil dragon down for good?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Jackie.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Jackie Wren.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of trying to take over the world are over, Malcho, now it's time for you to die once and for all, and this time, stay dead!
Jackie Wren and Lincoln went after Malcho, who tried to attack them with his tail and wings, but they dodged his attacks, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and dark purple energy, dark magic, crosses, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, fairies, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Succubi, Incubi, and Mermaids at Malcho and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, they also attacked him with slashes from their massive greatswords, and slashes from Lincoln's claws, and they drew more blood, and Red Dragon Archfiend, Black Rose Dragon, Stardust Dragon, and White Night Dragon also attacked Malcho, and Lincoln also cut off Malcho's tail and wings and he howled in agonizing pain.
Nico: (WINCES) Ooh, he even cut off Malcho's wings and tail!
Me: Damn, now that's got to hurt. Let's join in and kick this guy's scaly butt.
TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Emerald Goldenbraid, Marcarita, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, The SWAT Kats, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Malcho, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Jackie Wren, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World's Demonic Dragon Lord Darkness Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's black with dark purple flames on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World surrounded by darkness etched on the sides, and a dark purple gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Jackie Wren fired blasts of rainbow energy, black and dark purple energy, and elemental forces at Malcho and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and really knocked him down.
Then, Lincoln sank his fangs into Malcho's neck and the dragon screamed in pain, and then, Lincoln began sucking out all of Malcho's blood along with assimilating the dragon's abilities, and as soon as Lincoln was done, Malcho was now a desiccated corpse, and as soon as his spirit appeared, he was given The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Jackie Wren's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long dark purple wolf tails, and massive dark purple angel wings are permanent.
Jackie Wren: That'll teach you, you heartless dragon. Thanks for helping me destroy Malcho, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Jackie.
Suddenly, Jackie Wren wrapped her arms around Lincoln's massive wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Jackie Wren's face, they deeply kissed passionately as Jackie Wren's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's massive, wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Demon, and Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and demons and dragons flying behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Jackie Wren came back to us as the display and Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World vanished.
Nicholette Torrington: Oh man, that dragon had no chance against Jackie, and that was also a nice humiliating touch you added when you bit him and sucked out every last drop of his blood, Lincoln.
Emerald Goldenbraid: This is also the first time we saw a vampire drain a dragon dry of blood, but in our case, it's our resident Vampire-Werewolf Hybrid hero.
Nico: You got that right, and does anything happen to vampires if they drain a dragon dry of blood?
Adriana Ardelean Dracula: (Romanian Accent) Dragon's blood is very powerful and it has immense power because it retains the magic of the serpentine lizard, but there's also some very powerful and incredible benefits: drinking dragon's blood would allow someone to gain both wisdom and strength, heroic bravery, giving one the ability to learn things only the dragons had previously known, such as the languages of the animals, specifically birds, along with getting superhuman abilities.
Me: Whoa, that's awesome. But, I've heard that in several other myths, it speaks of dragon's blood possessing acidic qualities, allowing it to seep through lead, steel, and iron.
Ramona Alucard: (Romanian Accent) That's right, in these stories, knights who fight the dragons find it difficult to slay them, as their swords are melted the instant they break through the dragon's skin, and in German legend, dragon blood also has the power to give someone invincible skin, and Lincoln is still safe to be around.
Nico: Whew, and it also dramatically increased Lincoln's infinite power, energy, powers and abilities infinite-fold after feeding on Malcho!
We gasped in awe.
Me: I knew dragons are said to be incredibly powerful and majestic creatures, but this is on a whole new level.
Lincoln: I took a pretty big risk by feeding on Malcho, but somehow it paid off, and now, we're finally rid of that world domination-crazed blowhard.
Nico: Wait 'til Aladdin and Iago hear this, they're going to be glad you got rid of Malcho for good, and in the end, he became just another entrée for you, Lincoln.
Lincoln: They'll be happy to hear that, Iago especially, since Malcho has been his greatest archenemy, other than Jafar. (To Aisha Arian) And it's so good to see you again, Aisha Arian.
Aisha Arian reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing midnight black hair, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Ghostrick Ghoul, and she's dressed in a sleeveless midnight black dress, midnight black pants, midnight black knee-high high heeled boots with butterfly shoe buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and ghouls on the coattails and Ghostrick Ghoul on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Ghostrick Ghoul-themed greatsword with Ghostrick Ghoul etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large ghoul heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large ghoul heads and a large crimson red gem on the bottom of the large ghoul heads for the pommel.
Aisha Arian: (Arabic Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's good to see you and Tiana again, Ursula.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal and Tiana Masina: (Scottish Accent) You too, Aisha.
Lincoln went up to Aisha Arian and he hugged her, and Aisha Arian is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Aisha Arian: (Arabic Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and eleven massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, and you've really grown so much bigger in muscle, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her, and she also knows Ursula and Tiana?
Lincoln: Indeed we do, Nico, this is Aisha Arian, she's my Guardian Angel from Arabia and classmate in Math, she's a ghoul and she was born with the powers of darkness and she also knew of me being a vampire-werewolf hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers, and she, just like me and the other vampires on the team, gets blood from the blood bank, and she also has a habit of nabbing coins that are on the floor.
Me: That's actually a common trait for the ghouls of Arabic myth.
Lincoln: Yep, and she's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club.
Brittney: And she's also about to be indicted as another member for The Goths of Darkness.
Brittney gave Aisha Arian the ring for The Goths of Darkness, and she put it on her right ring finger.
Lincoln: Awesome, plus, she hates Pablo and Anderson with a blazing passion, and she wants nothing more than to hunt them down and drink every last drop of blood from their dead bodies until they're nothing more than bone-dry corpses completely drained of blood.
We gasped.
Nico: Whoa, I hate to find out what those heartless butt-kissers did to earn her wrath!
Aisha Arian: (Arabic Accent) Trust me, you won't like it one bit. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something I want to give you: I want to give you my blood.
We gasped at her request, including Lincoln.
Lincoln: Aisha, are you absolutely sure about this?
Aisha Arian: (Arabic Accent) (Smiles) Aye, more than anything, after all, I'm going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.
Lincoln looked into the eyes of Aisha Arian, and he saw that she's really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to Aisha Arian, and he hugged her waist in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down to her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Aisha Arian's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Aisha Arian: (Arabic Accent)(Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means, you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Aisha.
Aisha Arian had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Aisha Arian's waist and she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's massive, wider, and muscular back, and he leans down to her face and kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The six girls are Mai Tata, Ouyang Xueli, Lin Yuan, Yang Xuan, Xia Zitong, and Ji Ran from Aishen Qiaokeli-ing.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mai Tata, Ouyang Xueli, Lin Yuan, Yang Xuan, Xia Zitong, and Ji Ran from Aishen Qiaokeli-ing.
Nicole: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Mai Tata: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Mai Tata and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Malcho, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Vampire-Werewolf Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.
Mai Tata: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Mai Tata: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mai Tata, Ouyang Xueli, Lin Yuan, Yang Xuan, Xia Zitong, and Ji Ran with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln told everyone that Jackie Wren had gotten The Demonic Darkness Dragon Lord Greatsword of Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Malcho, the powerhungry world domination-crazed and vengeful dragon, who'd come back from the dead for revenge.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Jackie Wren transforming into her Super Angel-Demon-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form, and she, Lincoln, and all of us laying a brutal beatdown on him, and Lincoln finished Malcho off by biting him on the neck and sucking out every last drop of blood and sending his spirit to The Black Gates forever, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Aisha Arian have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Yeesh, I should've known that vengeful dragon would come back.
Arkayna: And when Emerald showed us what Lincoln did in finishing him off, that was awesome.
Nico: Plus, Adriana and Ramona told us of what happened, such as Lincoln gaining incredible powers and abilities from drinking the blood of a dragon like Malcho, and getting a massive increase in both his power, energy, and abilities as well.
Lincoln: Yep, along with the abilities and benefits of dragon's blood, and this was also the first time I fed on the blood of an evil dragon before.
Iago: And at least, I'm glad to be rid of that blowhard once and for all, sheesh.
Nico: Us both, Iago.
After finally getting rid of Malcho once and for all, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Aisha Arian saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Aisha Arian: (Arabic Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Aisha, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Aisha Arian: (Arabic Accent) That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right. So, Aisha, what's the story on why you hate Pablo and Anderson with a blazing passion?
Aisha Arian: (Arabic Accent) You're not going to like it one bit. One day, Lincoln and I were heading to our next class, but then, we spotted Clyde, Rusty, Liam, Zack, and Stella, and they got attacked by Pablo and Anderson and were hanging by their underwear by the flagpole, and when they spotted us, they charged at us to kill us. But, I fired blasts of dark energy at them and trapped them in dark energy straitjackets. I then called Principal Huggins and told him of what those two tried to do, and they got hit with a three-month suspension, plus, he also found weapons in their lockers and a plan they had: they were going to commit a shooting spree in the school and kill everyone. That was the last straw, and Principal Huggins called the police on the two psychopaths, and they were going to be sent to the holding cells. But, the police were ambushed by their psychotic criminal fathers who grabbed their sons and escaped.
We gasped.
Me: Of all the evil, psychotic, heartless things those two butt-munching assholes have done, trying to instigate a school shooting spree is one of those things that's crossed a big line.
Nico: Yeah, so that's why you hated them with a blazing passion.
Lincoln: And why she wants nothing more than to hunt them down and drink every last drop of blood from their dead bodies until they're nothing more than bone-dry corpses. But, we've had to keep her from doing so, besides, they got their comeuppance and they were expelled, and now, they're our targets for our humiliations. Plus, I still haven't forgotten what they did to Liam, Zack, Clyde, and Stella that day.
Lincoln fired a powerful blood red energy blast, which transformed into a dragon, and it went after Pablo and Anderson, and when it spotted its targets, it fired a powerful fire breath blast and they got burned badly and gold and jewels exploded out of them. We saw it through the one-way window and we laughed.
Nico: Serves them right, and was that...?
Lincoln: Yep, it's one of the new powers I'd gained from drinking all of Malcho's blood.
Me: Awesome.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Clyde and his harem are heading to Emerald Coast.
Clyde snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, 7'5", and extremely muscular man was dressed in large dark blue swim trunks with the phoenix and clocks on it and silver flames coming off the swim trunks, dark blue sandals, his jewelry, gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble, and his harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis, sandals, jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Professor Ivy: Wow, so this is Emerald Coast.
Clyde: Yep, and it's perfect for our beach date, Professor Ivy. Shall we?
Clyde and his harem dived right into the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun, and they had a game of volleyball, plus, his harem got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw him lift up a 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbell he summoned. Then, they had some lunch, and then, Clyde made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to the girls in his haremand they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the girls wrap their left arms around the thick muscular necks of Clyde and his clones, and they placed their right hands on the massive wide and muscular left pecs of Clyde and his clones, and they shared a passionate and romantic kiss, and then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Lincoln saw Clyde had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.
Lincoln: Hey, Clyde, how was your date?
Clyde: It was awesome, buddy, we went to Emerald Coast.
Sailor Mercury: And it was really awesome.
Nico: You guys sure had a lot of fun.
Clyde: We sure did.
Later we were watching TV.
Billy then came and he was crying.
Billy: J.D.?
Me: What do you want you malignant bubble-nosed amoeba?
Billy: (CRYING) OH J.D. I'M SO SORRY I HURT YOU! I LET LOVE GET THE BETTER OF ME! I WAS BLINDED AND I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS ONE OF YOUR WIVES! I'M SORRY! (WAILING)
Me: Well that was a heartfelt apology so I'll accept it but on one condition.
Billy: What is it?
Me: That you start doing smart things instead of stupid things.
Billy: I'll try.
Me: Good.
Lena came in.
Lena Isis: Um… Nico?
Nico: Yes, Lena?
Phosphos: The mascots are doing stupid shit again
Nico: OH, C'MON!
Me: Oh boy.
We went to the mascots room and we saw that they built a teleporter pad.
Me: Wow what is that guys?
Poliwag: It's our Teleporter Pad.
Zipp Storm: What are you guys up to now?
Poromon: We're going to try out our new teleporter out.
Me: So that's why you needed all those parts.
Manaphy: Yep.
Me: Lets see if it works.
Poromon tested it and then…
ZAAAAPP!
It teleported him! He appeared on the moon!
Then he got a Moon Rock and teleported back.
ZAAAAAPP!
He arrived.
Poromon: TADAH!
Me: Wow! It works!
Nico: Wow! I'm impressed!
Stewie: I based it off of my portable time travel pad.
Qin: Awesome Stewie!
G1 Bombshell: Let's test it out some more.
Poromon: Okay!
We did so and we went into a cave in the Center of The Earth with it as well as Nergal's house and that was awesome and we went to so many unreachable places.
Xenia: Wow that is cool!
Volcana: Nico, which teams have you made this time?
Nico: Well, you saw that Scarlet's team included Sailor Valmorg, Sailor Neptune, Sailor Uranus, Sailor Pluto, and Sailor Venus. Lane's team will include Howard The Duck, Miia, Cerea, Rachnera, and Fi. Ben's team will include Wallflower Blush, Alizarin Bubblegum, Mei Terumi, Tula, and Hot Dog Princess. And Rex's team will include Tifa Lockhart, Flitter, Wheat Grass, Sable Spirit, and Angel Wings. (Pants) I need some water!
Maria gave him some water,
Nico gulped it all down.
Nico: Ahh. Thanks Maria.
Maria: No problem.
Carmen: Boy sis I never expected our evil disgrace of a former sister to appear on Nico's rescue.
Maria: She is dead to us. You must never trust her one bit.
Lincoln: I agree. Also I turned her into solid gold. She is now locked away forever.
Laney: Good riddance.
The Previous Group of M.O.E. members then came.
Ranamon: Can me, Duskmon, Grumblemon, Arbormon, Mercurymon, Thundermon, MetalSeadramon, Machinedramon, Puppetmon, and Harpymon go with you guys?
Mz Ruby: Me, Phantom Blot, Bluto, Bushroot, Evil Jewel Man, Strikning, Yost Electro, Evil Aqua Man, Cyber Cat, and
Nico: Yes you all sure can. Mordecai and Rigby called us over to the park for some reason. It's urgent.
Me: Oh boy. I hope it's one of their enemies.
Xenia: I have a feeling it will be.
Laney: Me too.
Broccoli Guy: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Wigglytuff next.
Lola: Aww cute!
Lana: Nice.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Ulquiorra Cifer, the 4th Espada in Sōsuke Aizen's army, and he's coming here to get revenge on us for what we did to Sōsuke Aizen. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Ulquiorra Cifer coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's coming here to get revenge on us for what we did to Sōsuke Aizen.
Rukia Kuchiki: I should've guessed that as soon as word hit of that traitor's death, another of his minions would come after us.
Julia Makimoto: But, we'll be ready for him, right, Lincoln?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Julia.
Julie Makimoto: And don't forget, you guys, Julianna and I are also joining in as well.
Julianna Giagoremu: That's right, we also want in on this fight as well.
Me: Oh boy, a five-against-one fight, this is really going to get messy.
Nico: You got that right, J.D., plus, since Lincoln has Julie, Julia, and Julianna in his harem, against them and Julie's Bakugan, Gorem, Ulquiorra Cifer had better say his prayers. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading off to meet with Mordecai, Rigby, and the gang.
Lincoln: And put a stop to another of their enemies, and I don't know why, but I've got a feeling that the next of their foes has a really dark revelation about him and we're going to be really pissed off at him. But, we'll find out later on, and when we get done with whoever is causing trouble, you're next, Ulquiorra Cifer.
Duskmon: I hope Mordecai and Rigby haven't gotten into any trouble.
Phantom Blot: Duskmon, this is Mordecai and Rigby we're talking about.
Nico: But lets go.
We were off.
We arrived at the park.
Chill Bill: Hey, guys!
Benson: Hey guys. I'm afraid something is going down between Mordecai and Rigby.
Me: Uh oh. What did they do this time?
Benson: Well actually. Read this.
He showed us a college rejection lett.
I read it.
Me: (Reading) "From the Admittance Office of College University. Dear, Rigby We regret to inform you that you have not been accepted into this Fall's freshman class at College University. Though College University is a massive school and it was a record year for how little applications we received, the admissions committee simply could not find any reason to include you in our enrolling class. The deans were obliged to select among candidates who clearly could do the minimum work required at C.U. We hope you can understand our situation, if you can understand this letter at all. But rest assured that we did not make this unanimous decision on a whim and as a result, we are not able to consider any appeals to this decision, so don't even try. Though our school motto is 'The College for Everyone', sometimes college isn't for everyone. We thank you for your interest in C.U., but again, to reiterate, we won't be seeing you anytime soon. Or ever. Sincerely, the Admissions Board at College University."
Nico: Oh man.
Me: Yeah he didn't get into college. So?
Benson: First, you should probably know that the Future Version of Mr. Ross is planning to destroy the universe.
Mercurymon: We'll talk about him later.
Me: But it looks like we found our mission.
Evil Jewel Man: First, tell us more about this rejection letter.
Benson: Well Rigby forged that letter and he had a really good reason. Mordecai and Rigby are really like brothers and did everything together and they loved each other so much that Rigby didn't want to see Mordecai go to college. So he forged that letter so he could be with Mordecai. But in doing so he ruined his chances of going to college.
We gasped!
Me: Whoa that's low! But he did have his own reasons for it. Those two are like brothers.
Rigby: C'mon, Mordecai. I told you it was just one- (puts hand on Mordecai's shoulder)
Mordecai: (slaps hand away) DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME! JUST ONE LIE?! WELL, EXCUSE ME IF THAT ONE LIE KEPT ME FROM ACTUALLY HAVING A SUCCESSFUL FUTURE!
Rigby: More successful than saving the world thousands of times?
Mordecai: YOU KNOW WHAT?! IT'S FUNNY HOW YOUR LAZY AND SELF SERVING ATTITUDE IS WHAT ALWAYS GETS ME INTO TROUBLE! AND WHY THE FUTURE VERSION OF MR. ROSS IS OUT TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE RIGHT NOW!
Eye Five: You sometimes get yourself and Rigby into trouble as well. (Mordecai glares at him and he backs off)
Me: Not helping Eye Five.
Mordecai: YOU AND YOUR STUPID SCHEMES!
Me: Eddy are you getting a sense of deja-vu?
Eddy: I sure am.
Rigby: (Gets angry) LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS INNOCENT! YOU ALWAYS GO ALONG WITH MY PLANS!
Mordecai: MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T END IN DISASTER IF YOU HAD JUST BOTHERED TO WORK HARD FOR ONCE-
Mordecai and Rigby then jump at each other and punch one another while wrestling on the ground.
Pops: Mordeai! Rigby! Please! Stop it!
Mordecai and Rigby: STAY OUT OF IT, POPS!
Pops: (scared) Oh my...
Eli: Excuse me. But I must discipline the nanny goats!
Mordecai: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING, ELI! BECAUSE I'VE HAD ENOUGH! (throws Rigby off him and at Eli, knocking them to the ground) I'm going home!
Ed: But we can't go home right now, Mordecai!
Double D: If what Benson told us true, then maybe you've forgotten about the maniac planning to destroy the universe?!
Mordecai: You know what, Double D? I'd rather face my consequences like a man than hang around with a so called best friend any longer! (to Rigby) And another thing? I hope an Evil Sasuke ends up killing you! (to Pesto) AND WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, YOU STUPID BIRD?!
Mordecai slammed Pesto to the ground and started walking away.
Eddy: Geez, and I thought me and Sockhead's argument was bad.
Me: Yeah. The Vengeance Express was terrible.
Rigby: (not taking it anymore) FINE! GO HOME! I DON'T BLAME YA! 'CAUSE EVERYTHING WAS MY FAULT! [He bursts into tears. Mordecai stops in his tracks] YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! A FOUL-UP WANNABE LOSER! [He punches himself in the head on the last few words, and then cries.]
Mordecai just rolled his eyes and continued walking away. Nico just glared in Mordecai's direction and then hugged Rigby.
Me: I'll go after Mordecai.
I went to Mordecai.
Me: Mordecai wait!
Mordecai: Leave me alone J.D.!
Me: Mordecai listen to me! Rigby had a good reason to forge that letter!
Mordecai: It was because of him that I was stuck in this dead end job!
Me: No it wasn't! He loves you like a brother! Sure he may have done wrong but it was for a really good reason. He loves you Mordecai.
Mordecai: J.D., unless you want me to beat you up like Billy did yesterday, you'll leave me the fuck alone right now! (continues walking away)
Maria: (stops me) This isn't easy for him, J.D. Just give him some time.
Me: Mordecai. Oh man.
Mordecai was so mad that it looked like he wanted to crack the earth open with a punch!
Benson: Look, guys. Right or wrong, what's done is done.
Skips: But we got another problem right now. The Future Ross.
Me: Can you tell us all about him?
Benson: I can try.
He did so.
Mr. Ross is the main antagonist of Cartoon Network's 6th animated feature film Regular Show: The Movie. He is Rigby's former science teacher and archenemy.
He was voiced by Jason Mantzoukas, who also played Steelbeak in Ducktales 2017 and Scarecrow in The LEGO Batman Movie.
Mr. Ross was a former volleyball coach teacher and a science teacher at West Anderson High School. After his volleyball game tournament was ruined by Rigby when he played his saxophone, he plans to get revenge on Rigby by using a Timenado to erase all of time in space and blow up the Earth.
When Mordecai and Rigby were still in West Anderson High School, Ross was employed as both a volleyball coach and a science teacher. During a championship volleyball match with rival school Riverdale, Rigby interrupted the game by playing his saxophone, this moment's hesitation causes Riverdale and to hit the ball and win, causing West Anderson High to lose, much to Ross' anger. At the near end of school Rigby is told by Ross that since he's failing his class he won't finish high school or attend College U like he and Mordecai planned, Rigby begs for a second chance and Ross reluctantly agrees and would pass Rigby if he hands in a school project. Rigby asks if he can get an example on what to do, Ross shows both Rigby and Mordecai his still in progress prototype time machine, he admits he wants to use this to make sure Riverdale does not score that final point and also to get revenge (on Rigby).
Even with this extra help Rigby receives his form in the mail and sees he didn't get that scholarship to College U, he goes to Mordecai's house before he gets there and sees whether or not he made it to College U. Rigby finds Mordecai's form and sees he did make it to College U. Not wanting their friendship to end, Rigby forges a letter saying Mordecai didn't get in. When Mordecai sees Rigby's letter, he immediately decides to use Ross' prototype time machine in order to go to the past and tell himself to get better grades (Rigby also wants to use this to get better grades since he's the one who didn't make it), During their attempt to finish the time machine Mordecai and Rigby accidentally cause an explosion blowing up the science lab and a part of the school and inadvertently causing the Timenado. Because the explosion was caused by Ross' machine and plutonium Ross is fired and sent to jail while Mordecai and Rigby get expelled with Mordecai losing his scholarship.
At some point in time, Ross resurfaces and finds a way to harness the Timenado and plans destroy all of time. Benson, Rigby, Pops, Skips, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost become part of a group called the "Park Rangers" in order to stop Ross from interfering with what's left of time, but to no avail. At some point, Mordecai joins Ross after finding out that Rigby changed his scholarship letter, destroying his future and joins Ross' criminal empire. Benson's squad group manage to reach Ross' base of operations, The Timenado and attempt to destroy it, but they are ambushed by Ross' men, killing Muscle Man, Skips, High Five Ghost and Pops in the process.
Rigby and Benson survive the first attack and Ross comes to gloat and tells the two Mordecai and Rigby actually created the Timenado. Benson and Rigby don't believe Ross at first, but Mordecai tells him that it relates to what happened at high school. Benson tells Rigby to go back into the past and stop whatever caused the Timenado and Benson blocks Ross' men to buy Rigby some time killing him in the process. Rigby manages to set the time jump in his ship, but Mordecai shoots him in the chest before he can make the jump.
Because Rigby is shot, he does not have enough time to stop the events that caused the Timenado so he goes into the present timeline to warn the groundskeepers at the park. Rigby tells the others about what's happening and that they need to stop it. Initially it seems that the members of the group managed to stop the Timenado by smashing the time machine prototype before it's finished, but Ross watches the group from afar and makes another prototype in his former classroom. Before the Park members leave Rigby sees that a portal has formed and realizes that his younger selves are still on a plot course to complete the time machine because he still switches Mordecai's letter.
When the park members go back to the High-school to stop the younger Mordecai and Rigby, but Ross and Future Mordecai are waiting for him. Ross and Future Mordecai fight against the present park rangers and distract them long enough for Young Mordecai and Rigby to create the Timenado. After the Timenado is created, Ross makes Rigby to admit what happened with the College U scholarships, threatening to kill Mordecai if not. Rigby decides to read his letter to prove he was in fact the one not to get into College U, showing Future Mordecai why Rigby compromised his future, because he wouldn't be in it with him. Now that Ross finally has gotten his revenge he decides to shoot Mordecai anyway, thankfully Future Mordecai blocks the shot saving him. Mordecai is still angry at Rigby for betraying him and no longer believes they are friends causing him to runaway in sadness with the time machine.
Mordecai and the present park rangers join with Gene for a final showdown with Ross. The present park rangers manage to break into the Timenado once again (chronologically the first time). Rigby returns wanting to say sorry for what he did to Mordecai. Rigby and Mordecai fight against Ross and he falls, the two think he's gone for good since he broke his neck in the fall. Rigby uses the chance to apologize for what he's done and Mordecai forgives him since he's made a couple mistakes on his own without Rigby's expertise, to prove his trust to Mordecai, Rigby chooses to pick up the plutonium in order to destroy the Timenado even though he does not have a protective suit. Mordecai helps Rigby with the plutonium to prove their friendship and carry the plutonium together. Ross comes back to life healing from his neck injury. Ross confronts the duo preparing to fight them once more. Rigby is handed a sword by his ally, Techmo. Rigby slices Ross' head so even if he heals he won't be able to reattach to his body ending him.
Rigby and Mordecai destroy the Timenado and made sure their past selves don't make the same mistake by convincing them to apologize to Mr Ross' past self for ruining his volleyball game. This is enough for him to not become a revenge seeker. Even though he is still going to jail, he has no ill intentions towards Rigby anymore.
He appears in "Rigby's Graduation Day Special", where he is shown to be in the same prison cell with Doug.
When he was done we were shocked and horrified!
Me: Of all the crazy and ridiculous and petty reasons for revenge this one takes the cake!
Nico: He's upset at Rigby for ruining his volleyball game!? How stupid is that!
Xenia: And he wants to destroy the entire planet!? HE'S FUCKING INSANE!
Rigby: (to Benson) I'm fired, aren't I?
Benson: No. I'm not firing you. I'm just disappointed. But I understand why you did it.
MetalSeadramon: You guys have been friends since you were little. Okay, maybe what you did was wrong. But you just wanted to be together with your best friend.
Me: Yeah there's nothing wrong with that. Especially after how you all have gone through so much together.
Benson: And if Mordecai went to college either with you or by himself, you two wouldn't have met all of us. (sighs with a smile) Because believe it or not, you're the best friends I ever had.
Muscle Man: Same with me guys.
Skips: And me too.
Me: And Rigby you have Elaine and she is a great girl for you.
Rigby: Doesn't make me feel better. You guys might as well just use the Black Gates on me. Not like I have anything left to live for.
Yost Electro: (solemnly) Usually, when we're about to use the Black Gates on people, we feel good about it. So why don't we right now?
Me: Max no! We will not use the black gates on Rigby. Sure what he did was wrong but it was completely reasonable. He just wanted to be with Mordecai. Is that so wrong?
Yost Electro: No I suppose not.
Me: But lets give Mordecai some time to chillax and then he'll come to his senses.
Yost Electro: To be fair, I did say I didn't feel good about it.
Me: But we still won't use the Black Gates.
Nico: That's right.
Me: But Rigby when he cools down you need to apologize to Mordecai.
Nico: And it better be a good one.
Me: Please?
High Five Ghost: (to Pesto) Are you okay, Pesto?
Pesto: Yeah I'm okay. Just my pride.
Squit: Boy he really flattened you Pesto.
Pesto: What do you mean by that?
Squit: He flattened you. You know he hit you hard.
Pesto: Are you saying that I'm a pancake to pour maple syrup all over here for your breakfast enjoyment!? Is that what you're saying!?
Squit: No I'm not saying that! I'm saying that he flattened you by punching you into the ground.
Pesto: I was flattened?
Squit: Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
Pesto: THAT'S IT!
He jumped Squit and pulverized him all over in a brutal and savage fight cloud!
Bobby was laughing hysterically.
Benson: I don't mean to be insensitive. But time isn't something we have right now.
Grave Clobber: He's right. We can't wait for Mordecai to come back when Future Ross is planning his move.
Me: I agree with Grave Clobber. What Future Ross is planning to do will ultimately destroy the entire universe and we can't let him do so.
Xenia: I agree there.
Lola: This guy is an absolute monster.
Camie: And he needs to pay for his crimes in blood.
Varie: Big time.
Puppetmon: (to Lincoln) Well, Lincoln. I hope you enjoyed the show. Mordecai's probably leaving the team for good and Rigby just lost his best friend.
Cyber Cat: But to be honest, the sight of Rigby crying is probably making you happy right now!
Lincoln: No it's not.
Me: Guys now is not the time for Lincoln to be happy about discord brewing amongst the team.
Xenia: I agree there. We have a crisis on our hands.
Qin: No kidding.
Mordecai punched a tree and smashed it down!
Mordecai: Stupid fucking Rigby. Turns out he was always getting me into trouble from the beginning. Well, screw him! (sighs) I just hope J.D. and the others will be alright.
?: If you're concerned about them, why not go back to them?
Mordecai then saw J.T. and Cash. J.T. was the one who spoke.
Mordecai: J.T. and Cash, Ben's former bullies.
Cash: Guilty as charged. We saw the whole argument that you had.
Mordecai: Then you probably know that my so called best friend was the one always ruining my life!
J.T.: Look, I totally get where you're coming from. Ben and I used to be best friends as kids. Until I ditched him for Cash. Mostly because I didn't want to be beaten up. Ironically, I became close to Cash more than I was ever close to Ben. The point is, I don't want you to turn out like I did. Not when there's still a chance to fix things.
Mordecai: I can't go back to the team! Not with Rigby still there!
Cash: Look, Rigby made a boo boo. No argument there. But deep down, he's still your best friend. Are you really gonna let years of friendship go just like that.
Mordecai: (sighs) No. I guess not. I really screwed up, didn't I?
J.T.: Hey, Rigby screwed up. You screwed up. And so did me and Cash. But that's why we're talking to you right now. We want make up for trying to take credit for Ben's wins the last time we talked. And you want to make things right with Rigby.
Cash: Though, hoping that an Evil Sasuke would kill Rigby was probably harsh.
Mordecai sighed and then remembered all the fun times they had not just with us but in many of their adventures before us. Especially with saving the world numerous times from destruction.
Mordecai: You're right! I've been a terrible friend. I have to set things right. Also we got to kill Future Ross.
J.T.: That's the spirit!
Mordecai: Thanks guys.
Cash: We'll gladly help you guys out too.
Mordecai: Also, Gwen can turn into a Great White Shark now.
J.T.: That's what we heard.
Cash: That is so cool.
Mordecai: Lets go.
They went back to us.
Me: I hope Mordecai has cooled down now.
Mordecai: Yes I have.
Me: Glad you're better.
Ben: J.T.! Cash! I didn't expect you guys to be here.
J.T. We saw Mordecai under a lot of stress and helped him out.
Me: That's awesome. So you guys are Ben's friends J.T. And Cash. Awesome to meet you both.
J.T.: Same here J.D.
Jen Tennyson: Long time no see boys.
J.T.: (Blushes) Jen it sure has been a while.
Jen Tennyson: But it's good to see you guys again.
Cash: Same here.
Ben: (sighs) Cash, whatever you and JT want to say, say it and leave.
Cash: Okay, we deserve that. Mostly for the bullying.
Kevin: The bullying we're not mad about. It's about the last time we talked.
J.T.: But this time, we REALLY want to help.
Shield Shredder: Let's hear them out. And Psyphon even told me that one time that J.T. and Cash really did save Ben from him before.
Me: That's right I heard that Cash found this laser glove and it drove him mad with power and he was destroying everything in his path.
Cash: Yeah that was crazy.
Riley: We'll have to hear about that soon.
Mordecai: Look, guys, I said some things before and-
Machinedramon: "Said some things before"?! That's putting it nicely!
Evil Aqua Man: I get you were mad at Rigby. But you made him cry, wished an Evil Sasuke would kill him, scared Pops and Eye Five, and I think you might have given Pesto and Eli some bruises. And did I mention that you threatened to beat J.D. up like Billy did?!
Me: Guys that's enough!
Nico: Yeah just let Mordecai and Rigby talk.
Eli: Yeah.
Mordecai: Look, Rigby, I'm sorry for snapping at you.
Rigby: Mordecai, what you said back there hurt me. But at the same time, you were absolutely right about me. (sighs) Maybe you deserve a better friend than me.
Mordecai: No, I don't! Am I upset about not getting into college because of you? Well, I was. But I realized that if I DID get into college, I would be having a normal life and wouldn't have met you, Benson, Muscle Man, Skids, J.D., and the others. Because let's face it. Normal life is boring.
Koichi: No matter how much some of us want to get back to said normal lives.
Me: Normal life is always boring.
Nico: Yes it is.
Xenia: Yep.
Rigby: You're right. Thanks guys.
Thundermon: And to think your whole friendship started with a magic keyboard.
Strikning: Way to ruin the moment!
Me: Guys calm down!
Nico: Yeah we got bigger things to worry about. Future Ross is coming and we have to be ready for him so we can kill him for good.
Xenia: Now HE is a monster that deserves the Black Gates.
Laney: Yeah no kidding there.
Slobber Trap: (to the Loud Kids) Don't you guys have anything to say about this whole drama between Mordecai and Rigby? You were quiet the whole time.
Lincoln: I don't know.
Lori: Me neither.
Lana: We got nothing.
Lola: Yeah.
Lily: Besides this fight with them was not our concern.
Camie: Well yeah.
Techmo: Sorry, I'm late!
Harpymon: You're Techmo, right? What are you doing here?
Techmo: Benson invited me to help in the battle.
Snow Ghost: Well, you're not late. You're just in time.
Me: Awesome to meet you though Techmo.
Techmo: Same here J.D.
Nico: But we're glad you're here too.
N: (to JT and Cash) You two will need a weapon. And no! You can't use a Techadon glove!
Muscle Man: They can use this blaster I got from that ship.
Me: Good idea.
Shanan: Where did you guys even find a Techadon glove anyway?
J.T.: We found it in Kevin's car.
Shanan: Kevin what were you going to do with a dangerous glove like that?
Kevin: I was going to sell it for some cash.
Me: I see.
My computer went off.
Me: Uh oh.
I turned it on and it showed a temporal disturbance coming.
Me: Temporal Anomaly heading towards us.
Nico: He's coming. Lets get ready for the entrance.
We got into the ship Techmo brought.
Arbormon: I'm surprised we can fit in here.
Techmo: Hang on. It's gonna be a bumpy ride!
Bushroot: I hope I don't puke!
We were off into the future!
ZOOM!
We went faster than light into the future.
Me: WHOA! THIS IS FAST AND COOL!
Nico: WOW!
Eli: WEEEEEEE!
We arrived in the future.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: Wow!
Rigby: There it is guys.
Catzi: Entrance time.
Nico: Here we go.
We flew in and the ship landed in the station.
Future Ross saw the ship.
Future Ross: Time to die.
The ship opened and it was empty?
Future Ross: Hm?
Then spirits of all 1400+ Digimon as well as the Elemental Forces of Nature appeared and swirled around him and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above him and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out!
Qin: Ross your twisted ambition ends here!
Me: No way are we going to let you destroy the entire universe!
Future Ross: You have no choice! The universe will pay for everything it did to me.
Me: Oh you poor wittle baby? Upset because you lost one lousy game in vowweyball.
We laughed.
Future Ross got infuriated.
Techmo: You guys have the usual battles. I'll keep Ross busy!
Bluto: Not without me you won't!
Grumblemon: Same with me!
Me: Okay!
They went at him and smashed and pulverized him all over.
Then Captain Cold, Trap Jaw, Beast Man, Unicorn, Killer Shrike, Mummy, Shendu, Hsi Wu, Loki, New Wave, Evil Blizzard Man, Roulette, Zeru, Capricorn Zodiarts, Lanhua, Mummy of Anhk-Ha, Evil Butane Man, Fenghuang, Quakemon, and Yani appeared.
Nico: Captain Cold, Trap Jaw, Beast Man, Unicorn, Killer Shrike, Mummy, Shendu, Hsi Wu, Loki, New Wave, Evil Blizzard Man, Roulette, Zeru, Capricorn Zodiarts, Lanhua, Mummy of Anhk-Ha, Evil Butane Man, Fenghuang, Quakemon, and Yani.
Zeru: This guy is not going to destroy the universe on our watch!
Me: You got that right!
Qin: How did you guys find us?
Zeru: We snuck aboard while you guys weren't looking.
Me: Sneaky.
Mummy: (to JT and Cash) I didn't expect you guys at all to come. Nor did I expect you guys to talk some sense into Mordecai.
J.T.: Yeah we did show up at the right time.
Cash: But our talk worked, didn't it?
Captain Cold: It sure did.
Me: Yeah and we owe J.T. And Cash big time.
Trap Jaw: No way were we gonna let Mordecai quit the team or end his friendship with Rigby.
Me: Nor are we going to let Future Ross destroy the entire universe. He's not going to to just destroy the Earth but also he's going to destroy the entire universe.
Mummy: That's insane!
Qin: He is insane!
Beast Man: (to Nico) Heard you went to a Mac and Cheese planet.
Nico: We sure did! So awesome and tasty.
Unicorn: How much did you eat?
Nico: PILES AND PILES of mac and cheese.
Me: Over 30 pizzas worth.
Unicorn: WHOA! That's a lot!
Beamcaster came out.
Me: Round 2 for Beamcaster. Wow!
Beamcaster: Yep.
Me: Neat.
Beamcaster: You guys realize that once all of our teams are completed, we're going to have them in the usual battles, right?
Me: Yep.
Nico: Yep I sure do.
Qin: This will be awesome.
Lola: Yep.
We got the battles underway.
Qin Chen, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Flash, Volcana and Torch Man VS Captain Cold - Nico's Rescue
Captain Cold was first.
Captain Cold: (to Qin) Nico's rescue was in a Mac and Cheese planet. (laughs) I bet you had some with him!
Qin: You bet I did! Nico was loving that planet as much as the cheese and cake and chicken wing ones. You should have seen what that planet was like.
Sunset Shimmer: It was amazing. It was some of the cheesiest and most delicious macaroni and cheese we've ever eaten.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was and it was really delicious!
Sunburn: Boy it sure was.
Flash: I'll say! REALLY cheezy and good.
Captain Cold: (LAUGHS) Glad Nico and everyone loved it. Lets do it!
Qin used the Ice Fruit lockseed and got an Ice Sword and she read a verse and they fired waves of ice and fire tornadoes and blasted him all over and they fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Sydney Burlington, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Buzzoff, Bone Chompy and Broccoli Guy VS Trap Jaw - Battling Another Sagittarius Undead Zodiarts and Another Doctor Octopus
Trap Jaw was next.
Trap Jaw: (to Sydney) Nico, Scarlet's team, Doc Ock's team, and the others did good Battling Another Sagittarius Undead Zodiarts. And Another Doctor Octopus as well.
Sydney: They sure did a great job and it was a really cheesy and awesome battle on a macaroni and cheese planet.
Twilight Sparkle: (LAUGHS) Yeah that was some awesome planet. Nico loves Macaroni and Cheese just as much as he loves chicken wings, cheese, cake and chocolate.
Starshine Sparkle: He can't get enough of those foods.
Spyro: Nico will eat mountains and mountains of those foods and still go for more.
Buzzoff: That is for sure. I think it's awesome myself.
Trap Jaw: It sure is awesome. Just like old times. Lets do it!
Sydney used the Magic Fruit Lockseed and got a Magic Sword and she read a verse and fired waves of stars and blasted him all over and they fired waves of magic and energy and blasted him down.
Nanette Allbright, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Man Of Arms, Chill Bill and Chompy VS Beast Man - Lincoln's Rescue
Beast Man was next.
Beast Man: (to Nanette) I heard Lincoln's rescue involved him battling Malcho. How was it?
Nanette: It was really awesome and they got The Demonic Darkness Dragon Lord Greatsword of Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World. And Jackie Wren transformed and banished him to the black gates.
Rarity: Oh it was a most amazing battle darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Boy it sure was. It was epic.
Gill Grunt: We had a great adventure on that one.
Man Of Arms: Yes everyone did really good on that one and it was a good battle.
Beast Man: Glad everyone did good. Lets do it!
Nanette used the Water Fruit Lockseed and got a Water Sword and she read a verse and fired waves of water beasts and smashed him all over and then they fired waves of water, jewels and ice and smashed him down.
Sheila Castille, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Iron Man, Eye Five and Eye Scream VS Unicorn - Meeting a gene-slammer for Ghostrick Ghoul
Unicorn was next.
Unicorn: (to Sheila) I heard you guys met a Gene Slammer for Ghostrick Ghoul. What's her name?
Sheila Loud: Her name is Aisha Arian and she is from Saudi Arabia and she is a really amazing girl.
Rainbow Dash: Boy she is awesome and she also hates Pablo and Anderson really big.
Scootaloo: She sure does. Her story is awesome too.
FLASHBACK
Aisha Arian: (Arabic Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Aisha, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Aisha Arian: (Arabic Accent) That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right. So, Aisha, what's the story on why you hate Pablo and Anderson with a blazing passion?
Aisha Arian: (Arabic Accent) You're not going to like it one bit. One day, Lincoln and I were heading to our next class, but then, we spotted Clyde, Rusty, Liam, Zack, and Stella, and they got attacked by Pablo and Anderson and were hanging by their underwear by the flagpole, and when they spotted us, they charged at us to kill us. But, I fired blasts of dark energy at them and trapped them in dark energy straitjackets. I then called Principal Huggins and told him of what those two tried to do, and they got hit with a three-month suspension, plus, he also found weapons in their lockers and a plan they had: they were going to commit a shooting spree in the school and kill everyone. That was the last straw, and Principal Huggins called the police on the two psychopaths, and they were going to be sent to the holding cells. But, the police were ambushed by their psychotic criminal fathers who grabbed their sons and escaped.
We gasped.
Me: Of all the evil, psychotic, heartless things those two butt-munching assholes have done, trying to instigate a school shooting spree is one of those things that's crossed a big line.
Nico: Yeah, so that's why you hated them with a blazing passion.
Lincoln: And why she wants nothing more than to hunt them down and drink every last drop of blood from their dead bodies until they're nothing more than bone-dry corpses. But, we've had to keep her from doing so, besides, they got their comeuppance and they were expelled, and now, they're our targets for our humiliations. Plus, I still haven't forgotten what they did to Liam, Zack, Clyde, and Stella that day.
Lincoln fired a powerful blood red energy blast, which transformed into a dragon, and it went after Pablo and Anderson, and when it spotted its targets, it fired a powerful fire breath blast and they got burned badly and gold and jewels exploded out of them. We saw it through the one-way window and we laughed.
Nico: Serves them right, and was that...?
Lincoln: Yep, it's one of the new powers I'd gained from drinking all of Malcho's blood.
Me: Awesome.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Unicorn: WHOA! I don't blame Aisha one bit for wanting to kill those two for everything they did. But man that is the worst! Pablo and Anderson trying to do a School Shooting is pure evil!
Whirlwind: Yeah those two are absolute monsters!
Iron Man: You got that right! Those two are absolute menaces to society!
Unicorn: That's for sure! Lets do it!
Sheila used the Wind Fruit Lockseed and got a Wind Sword and she read a verse and spun him around in a powerful lightning tornado and they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.
Rice Fitzgerald, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Spiderman, Gulper and Grave Clobber VS Simon Maddicks A.K.A. Killer Shrike from Marvel - The Mascots building a teleporter
Killer Shrike was next.
Killer Shrike: (to Rice) Did The Mascots really build a teleporter? How did they even manage to make it at their size?!
Rice Fitzgerald: Well they based it off of Stewie Griffin's portable time machine which I think is really cool! It works really amazingly perfectly.
Applejack: Yeah that is a really amazing and well built piece of equipment.
Apple Bloom: Boy I'll say! I think it's really amazing and fun.
Flashwing: You should have seen where they went with it!
Spiderman: Yeah they went to the moon and even into a cave in the Center of The Earth with it as well as Nergal's house. That was cool.
Killer Shrike: Wow! That is amazing! Kudos to them for building that. Lets do it!
Rice used the Crystal Fruit Lockseed and got a Jewel Crystal Scythe and she read a verse and they fired waves of crystal shards and smashed him all over the place and then they fired waves of rock, earth, mud, boulders, crystal and apples and smashed him down.
Maxxine Stennson, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Ben Tennyson, Jen Tennyson, Shield Shredder and Swift Foot VS The Mummy from Ben 10 - The Mascots built an awesome teleporter
The Mummy was next.
Mummy: (to Maxxine) The Mascots built an awesome teleporter. One that took them to the moon.
Maxxine Stennson: It sure did and that was so cool! They went to many awesome places with it and it was really awesome.
Fluttershy: It was all really amazing.
Tornado Bolt: Boy I'll say.
Stealth Elf: We're really amazed that they built that.
Ben Tennyson: Yeah it was why they bought those parts at the mall yesterday.
Jen Tennyson: It was well ingeniously built.
Mummy: Wow that is really cool. Lets do it!
Maxxine used the Nature Fruit Lockseed and she got a nature vine whip and she read a verse and fired waves of fruit and smashed him all over with them and then they fired waves of leaves, grass, fruit and flowoers and smashed him down.
Kendra Armstrong, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Jackie Chan, Masker Mind and Koichi VS Shendu - What the hell was Rigby thinking forging that rejection letter!
Shendu The Demon Sorcerer of Fire was next.
Shendu: (to Kendra) What the hell was Rigby thinking forging that rejection letter?! (sighs) At least now that Mordecai's back with us, he truly knows what he did was wrong.
Kendra: In all honesty I don't know what was going through his mind when he did that. But I guess he didn't want his friendship to be separated for when Mordecai went to college.
Starlight Glimmer: Boy I don't blame Rigby for that. I would be upset myself if I went off to college and got away from my friends like that.
Cozy Glow: What he did might have been low but it was for a good reason.
Hex: Yeah no kidding there. Poor Rigby. He just didn't want his friend to go.
Jackie Chan: But Mordecai was really pissed at Rigby.
Shendu: I don't blame him one bit for being that mad. They practically were killing each other. Lets do it!
Kendra used the Skull Fruit Lockseed and got a Skull Smashing War Club and then she read a verse and they fired waves of energy and skulls and smashed him all over and then they fired waves of stars, magic, lightning, energy, skulls and bones and smashed him down.
Georgina Montgomery, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Jade Chan, Slobber Trap and Alternate Chrysalis VS Hsi Wu - Rigby went too far on that one
Hsi Wu the Demon Sorcerer of The Sky was next.
Hsi Wu: (to Georgina) Rigby went too far on that one. (gets concerned) Though after seeing him break down like that, it's hard to stay mad at him.
Georgina: Yeah no kidding. Poor guy. He just didn't want his friend to leave him for college. Look at Mordecai and Rigby. They are like brothers, two peas in a pod and are like perfect siblings.
Pinkie Pie: Boy they sure are amazing as friends and all that.
Maud Pie: (monotonously) They sure are and I got a strong sense of déjà-vu when they fought like that.
Featherweight: Yeah the way they fought reminded Double D and Eddy of how they were fighting because of the Vengeance Express travesty.
Sprocket: Yeah that was brutal!
Jade Chan: Oh man! Rigby breaking down like that reminded Eddy of how hard he cried.
Hsi Wu: Oh man. I don't blame Rigby for doing all that. It may have been wrong but his reasons were justified. Poor guys. Lets do it!
Georgina used the Iron Gear fruit and got an iron blaster and she read a verse and fired waves of energy and blasted him all over and they fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed him down.
May Chan, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Lightspeed Rescue Rangers, Kevin Levin and N VS Loki (Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue) - Mr. Ross is a monster
Loki was next.
Loki: (to May) Mr. Ross is a monster. Well, the future version of him is anyway.
May: Yeah no kidding! He wants revenge all because Rigby destroyed his volleyball game! What an absolutely pathetic reason.
Princess Luna: Yeah Ross is really pathetic and he wants to erase all of history!? Not on our watch.
Moondust: What he is doing will destroy the entire universe.
Snowdrop: Yeah no kidding. Everything will be completely destroyed.
Gari: We can't let that happen.
Blackout: No way.
Carter: Yeah it's awful.
Loki: I hear ya there! Lets do it!
May used the Dark Fruit Lockseed and got a Moon Scythe and she read a verse and fired waves of darkness and moons and smashed him all over and they fired waves of ice fire and darkness and smashed him down.
Maria, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Crystal, RD Luna, and Catzi VS New Wave - Mr. Ross will pay for his crimes
New Wave was next.
New Wave: (to Maria) The future version of Mr. Ross will pay for his crimes. Including manipulating the power of the Timenado.
Maria: Yeah no kidding there! What he is doing is beyond all forms of forgiveness!
Princess Celestia: He is messing around with things that will have horrible consequences on the fabric of the world and the universe and time.
King Solar: Yeah he sure is and he needs to be stopped.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah he is pure evil!
Amber Morning: And all because he lost a volleyball game! How pathetic! And I thought Evil Lynn was a rotten sore loser.
Spotlight: Yeah no kidding there.
Crystal: He absolutely disgusts me!
New Wave: That is for sure. Lets do it!
Maria used the Light Lockseed and got a Light Blaster and then she read a verse and fired waves of energy and blasted her all over the place and then they fired waves of water and light and blasted her down.
Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Beamcaster
Beamcaster was next.
Nico: This will be fun.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Destroyers of Mr. Ross, they're a collection of massive greatswords with the anti-Mr. Ross symbol etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large dragon heads for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handles, four large dragon heads and large colored gems on the bottom of the dragon heads for the pommels. Once in hand, we'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy: TIGERZORD!
Zach: MASTODON!
Kimberly: PTERODACTYL!
Billy: TRICERATOPS!
Trini: SABER TOOTHED TIGER!
Jason: TYRANNOSAURUS!
They transformed and were ready.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN 2!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers again!
Nico: Lets bring them together!
They formed the Power Blaster!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Beamcaster and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: YEAH! Beamcaster you have failed this city.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a super mega win.
Vixen VS Evil Blizzard Man
Evil Blizzard Man was next
Evil Blizzard Man: Crazy that the Mascots build an awesome teleporter.
Vixen: I think it's really awesome.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Mikey VS Roulette
Roulette was next.
Roulette: Roady for action?
Mikey: You bet I am.
He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Ryo of Wildfire VS Zeru
Zeru was next.
Zeru: You ready for this?
Ryo: I always am ready.
He fired waves of fire and knocked him down.
Meilin VS Capricornus Zodiarts
Capricornus Zodiarts were next.
Capricornus Zodiarts: You ready for me?
Meilin: I always am ready for this.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Haruko Kamio VS Lanhua
Lanhua was next.
Lanhua: This is always fun.
Haruko Kamio: It sure is.
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Mokunai XI VS Mummy of Anhk-Ha
The Mummy of Anhk-Ha was next.
He groaned.
Mokunai XI: Oh groan yourself.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Yost Spiderman VS Evil Butane Man
Evil Butane Man was next.
Evil Butane Man: Boy Billy did a number of J.D.
Yost Spiderman: No kidding there.
He fired waves of webs and tied him up.
Spyro VS Fenghuang
Fenghuang was next.
Fenghuang: Mordecai and Rigby sure went through a lot with Ross didn't they?
Spyro: Boy I think that's an understatement.
Spyro fired waves of fire and smashed her down.
Kwame VS Quakemon
Quakemon was next.
Quakemon: I feel bad for Mordecai and Rigby.
Kwame: I do too. It's bad they went through that.
Kwame fired waves of energy and smashed him all over.
Mirai Cheng VS Yani
Yani was next.
Yani: Boy this has been a crazy day huh?
Mirai Cheng: Tell me about it.
She fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.
We regrouped.
Techmo: It's over, Ross. By now, your army has probably been defeated. You're finished.
Me: That's right!
Future Ross: I'LL BE FINISHED WHEN TIME IS ERASED AND MORDECAI AND RIGBY ARE DEAD!
Bluto: Geez, let it go, dude!
Nico: Yeah you lost!
Future Ross: LET IT GO?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO SOMETHING AND THEN HAVE IT FUCKING RUINED?!
Rigby: (looks down in guilt) Yes, I do. But I'm gonna work hard to make it right!
Me: And we're going to do that by KILLING YOU!
I fired waves of energy blasted Future Ross all over the place!
Gia: Buddy, time is NOT on your side.
Tsukasa: And we mean that literally.
Me: Because YOUR TIME IS UP!
Kamen Ride: Zi O!
Kamen Ride: Decade!
Kamen Ride: Diend!
Tsukasa turned into Zi-O and Daiki summoned clones of the Decade Team!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TIME FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Time Force Rangers!
We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.
All of us: (TURNS DIALS) BURNING SUPER SENTAI POWER!
We summoned all the Rangers and Riders!
Maria: And this one.
She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon!
Maria: (TURNS DIALS) MASTERS OF EVIL BURN!
She summoned all the members of the M.O.E.!
Dark Spicer: Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!
Vypra: No one destroys the universe!
We went at him and punched and pulverized and smashed him all over the place.
Perceptor, Bombshell. Zipp and Lena used the Earth and Gundalia Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Perceptor's missiles, Bombshell's mortar shells and Zipp and Lena's powers 100-fold.
Zipp Storm and Perceptor: SPEEDING MISSILE BARRAGE!
G1 Bombshell and Lena Isis: AQUOS MORTAR MEGA BARRAGE!
Lions of Darkness and Duskmon: DARKNESS LION STORM!
Earth of Nature and Grumblemon: EARTH NATURE BARRAGE
Skate Park of Water and Ranamon: WATER FURY SKATE STORM!
Wood of Light and Arbormon: WOOD LIGHT NATURE STORM!
Metal of Miracles and Mercurymon: METAL MIRACLE BLAST!
Lightning of Virtue and Thundermon: THUNDER OF VIRTUE BLAST!
Water Dragon of Force and MetalSeadramon: RIVER OF WATER MEGA BLAST!
Machine Dragon of Darkness and Machinedramon: GIGA CANNON DARK SHOT!
Puppets of Mayhem and Puppetmon: PUPPET PUMMEL SHOOTER!
Silver Harpy Power and Harpymon: WIND SEEKER SILVER SHOT!
Blots of Mayhem and Phantom Blot: BLOT STORM BLAST!
Sailors of Spinach and Bluto: SEA SPINACH BLAST!
Voodoo Fury and MZ Ruby: SIREN VOODOO BLAST!
Plants of Fire and Bushroot: FIRESTORM PLANT BURST!
Jewels of Doom and Evil Jewel Man: JEWELS OF DOOM SHOT!
Lightning of Thieves and Strikning: LIGHTNING THIEF BLAST
Lightning of Silence and Yost Electro: LIGHTNING SILENCE FORCE
Aqua Buttkickers and Evil Aqua Man: AQUA BUTTKICKING MEGA BARRAGE!
Cats of mayhem and Cyber Cat: CAT MAYHEM BURST!
Ice Ghost Power and Snow Ghost: ICE GHOST POWER SHOT!
Applejack, Apple Bloom, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY MEGA BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Applejack, Mordecai, Rigby, Nico, Me and Eli: HONESTY PARK SHOT BURST!
We fired waves of energy and fire and elements.
Lincoln: REGULAR SHOW EPISODE ELEMENT STYLE: THE POWER!
Jessica Kaios: REGULAR SHOW EPISODE FIRE STYLE: JUST SET UP THE CHAIRS!
Yuna: REGULAR SHOW EPISODE WATER STYLE: CAFFEINATED CONCERT TICKETS!
TOph: REGULAR SHOW EPISODE EARTH STYLE: DEATH PUNCHIES!
Makoto Nanaya: REGULAR SHOW EPISODE WIND STYLE: FREE CAKE!
Sari Sumdac: REGULAR SHOW LIGHTNING STYLE: MEAT YOUR MAKER!
Colette: REGULAR SHOW EPISODE LIGHT STYLE: GRILLED CHEESE DELUXE!
Ryuko: REGULAR SHOW EPISODE DARK STYLE: THE UNICORNS HAVE GOT TO GO!
Entrapta: REGULAR SHOW EPISODE LIGHTNING STYLE: PRANK CALLERS!
Perfuma: REGULAR SHOW EPISODE NATURE STYLE: DON!
Frosta: REGULAR SHOW EPISODE ICE STYLE: RIGBY'S BODY!
Peni Parker: REGULAR SHOW EPISODE WEB STYLE: MORDECAI AND THE RIGBYS!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into images of said episodes of Regular Show.
Lincoln and his harem: REGULAR SHOW FINAL SMASH: REGULAR HADOUKEN BARRAGE!
They fired a barrage of Hadoukens based on Regular Show episodes!
The blasts all hit Future Ross and he was obliterated in a massive explosion!
Lincoln: Go to Hell, Mr. Ross.
Nico: You don't deserve to live a single second further, you heartless, remorseless bastard. Awesome job, guys, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Ulquiorra Cifer to deal with, and that and that Arrancer should be arriving...right now!
?: You fools will pay for what you did to Lord Aizen!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Rukia Kuchiki: I should've known there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Ulquiorra Cifer.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Ulquiorra Cifer, the 4th Espada in Sōsuke Aizen's army.
Rukia Kuchiki: I should've known you'd show your face yet again, as soon as word of the traitor's death reached you.
Ulquiorra Cifer: You fools have ruined my master's plan to destroy the Soul Society and the human world, and now, I will make every last one of you suffer for what you did!
Julia Makimoto: Fat chance of that happening, and the only one who's going to die here is you!
Suddenly, Julia Makimoto's pink eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a brown and orange energy aura with rocks, lava, crystals, earth, and golems, she unholstered her massive Hammer Gorem-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Ulquiorra Cifer, she left brown and orange energy, rocks, lava, crystals, earth, and golems with every step.
Julia Makimoto: Just like with your lord, I will never ever forgive you for the crimes that you have committed against both the Soul Society and the human world, Ulquiorra Cifer, so many have suffered because of you, and now, I will see to it that you never rise from the dead ever again.
Suddenly, Julia Makimoto was surrounded by a massive vortex of brown and orange energy with rocks, lava, crystals, and earth surrounding the vortex, there's an army of golems and the Subterra Bakugan, Hammer Gorem, flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Julia Makimoto emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Julia Makimoto grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange and green highlights in the bangs of her long flowing auburn brown hair, she has neon pink eyes and a brown and orange energy aura with rocks, lava, crystals, earth, and golems surrounding her, she has the Subterra symbol in the hands of Hammer Gorem emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with brown iris, she has on golem earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Earth and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Hammer Gorem with orange gems for eyes and holding the Earth and Eternity Kanjis in his hands on the bottom of her orange golem-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with brown crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Julia Makimoto has on a sleeveless pink midriff top, pink pleated skirt, blue legwarmers, blue sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with rocks, lava, crystals, earth, and golems on the coattails, and on the back is the Subterra Bakugan, Hammer Gorem, and he's surrounded by earth. Suddenly, Julia Makimoto felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blue crystal angel wings with pink tips on the large blue crystals grew much bigger for her new body, she now has eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Julia Makimoto's massive Hammer Gorem-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of brown and orange energy, rocks, lava, crystals, earth, and golems, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Hammer Gorem's Crystal Lava Earth Subterra Greatsword of Subterra Earth Golem Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded brown and orange gems and the Subterra Bakugan, Hammer Gorem, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged emerald brown blade, large brown golem heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large brown golem heads and a large orange gem below the golem heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Hammer Gorem' head with red gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below Hammer Gorem that said, "Julia Makimoto, Subterra Brawler and Member of The Bakugan Battle Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Hammer Gorem, Twin Sister of Julie Makimoto, and Cousin of Julianna Giagoremu, Powerful Master of Earth, Lava, and Crystals, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Jogon of the Tengu, Smasher of The Dark Sides of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and Chandler, Despiser and Smasher of Hawk and Hank, Pablo and Anderson, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Earth, Lava, Crystals, Rocks, and Golems"
ジュリア・マキモト、サブテラ・ブロウラー、爆丸バトル・スラマーズのメンバー、ハンマー・ゴレムのジーン・スラマー、ジュリー・マキモトの双子の姉妹、ジュリアナ・ジャゴレムのいとこ、地球、溶岩、クリスタルの強力なマスター、愛する守護天使、リンカーンの未来の妻ラウド、天狗のジョーゴンの大敵、ロリ、リン、ローラ、リサ、ルアン、チャンドラーのダークサイドのスマッシャー、ホークとハンク、パブロとアンダーソンの軽蔑者とスマッシャー、悪のスレイヤー、錯乱、殺人、無慈悲、とサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして地球、溶岩、結晶、岩、ゴーレムのマスター
Julia Makimoto has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-GOLEM-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA EARTHQUAKE SUBTERRA BAKUGAN EARTH FURY PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE GOLEM SUBTERRA EARTH JUSTICE AND DIVINE SUBTERRA EARTH GOLEM LOVE!
We were amazed by Julia Makimoto's Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Ulquiorra Cifer saw it, he rushed at her to kill her, but Julia Makimoto fired a powerful brown and orange energy blast with earth, rocks, lava, crystals, and golems at Ulquiorra Cifer, and sent him flying into a wall, he got out, and he was really pissed off now.
Julie: Wow, Julia's transformed, so incredible!
Julianna Giagoremu: And she's really pissed off Ulquiorra Cifer with that attack, awesome!
Lincoln: And with all of us joining in, we're sure to really anger Ulquiorra Cifer even more, and Julia, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Julia Makimoto: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Orange Subterra Earth Fury Golem and Divine Orange Subterra Earth Golem Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we deal with Ulquiorra Cifer once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Julia.
Julie: Right. Gorem, Julianna, let's give them a hand.
Gorem: Understood. We can't let them handle this by themselves.
Julianna Giagoremu: That's right, and we can't let them have all the fun.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Julia Makimoto, and Julie summoned Hammer Gorem and she and Julianna Giagoremu also joined Lincoln and Julia Makimoto.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of trying to help Sōsuke Aizen destroy The Soul Society are over, Ulquiorra Cifer, and now, it's time for you to die.
Julia Makimoto, Lincoln, Julie, Hammer Gorem, and Julianna went after Ulquiorra Cifer, who tried to attack them with his sword, but they dodged the attacks, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange and brown energy, crosses, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, fairies, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, and Mermaids at Ulquiorra Cifer, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Let's take this to a more appropriate battlefield. I activate the Field Spell, Forest.
Lincoln activated the Field Spell, Forest, and a beautiful forest appeared out of nowhere, and this had an interesting effect as Julia Makimoto, Lincoln, Julie, Hammer Gorem, and Julianna had also gained a massive power boost.
Nico: Oh, no way, when Lincoln activated the Field Spell, Forest, he, Julia, Julie, Gorem, and Julianna also gained a massive power boost.
Me: This is due to Gorem being a Subterra Bakugan, awesome.
Then, Julia Makimoto, Lincoln, Julie, Hammer Gorem, and Julianna viciously attacked Ulquiorra Cifer with unrelenting fury, and this angered him so much, he transformed into his Resurrección form by releasing his Zanpakuto. Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Julia Makimoto, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Hammer Gorem' Subterra Earth Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's brown with lava on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and Hammer Gorem and the Subterra Symbol surrounded by earth etched on the sides, and orange gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Julia Makimoto fired blasts of rainbow energy, brown and orange energy, and elemental forces at Ulquiorra Cifer and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was mortally injured.
Ulquiorra Cifer: (Groans) So, this is it, the end. (To Lincoln) But..., I can already see in your eyes that you're not afraid of me, and yet, I've continued to ponder on what a heart truly is, but, I...I can't find the answer.
Ulquiorra Cifer reaches out to Lincoln, remembering how Ulquiorra Cifer died the first time, but before Lincoln can grab a hold of it, Ulquiorra Cifer's hand began to dissolve to ash, and from the very same gesture Orihime gave him long ago, he finally realized what a heart is, and he believes that there in his disintegrated hand is a heart.
Ulquiorra Cifer: (At Peace) I...I see now. In the palm of my hand... is a heart. Finally, now...I can truly...rest in peace. (To Lincoln, Julie, Hammer Gorem, and Julianna) (Sad Smile) Thank you.
Ulquiorra Cifer, now realizing what a heart truly is, disintegrated into ash, and he has truly found his eternal rest forever. Julia Makimoto and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Julia Makimoto's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, and massive crystal angel wings are permanent.
Julia Makimoto: Rest in peace, Ulquiorra Cifer.
Lincoln: Safe travels, Ulquiorra, may you find peace in the next world.
Suddenly, Julia Makimoto wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Julia Makimoto's face, they kissed passionately as Julia Makimoto's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Hammer Gorem flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and mountains forming behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Julia Makimoto came back to us as the display and Hammer Gorem vanished, along with The Forest.
Nico: Not only did you guys put up a really good fight, but what you did, Lincoln, that was just like how he died the first time.
Lincoln: Still, I can't help but feel sorry for him, he's pondered on what a heart truly is, even after becoming a Hollow, and yet, he truly couldn't find the answer, and when I saw him reach out for me to grab his hand, it...
Orihime: It reminded you of how he died the first time when I tried to grab his hand.
Lincoln: Yeah.
Me: But, before you could, his hand started to disintegrate into ash, and there, he'd finally realized what a heart is, believes that there in his disintegrated hand is a heart: a gesture of kindness.
Nico: That's true, and I don't blame you for feeling sorry for him, Lincoln, he's wanted to feel that same emotion that we each have, yet, he was unable to feel it. But, that gesture you gave him, he finally realized it for himself, that's what he always wanted to experience.
Lincoln collected Ulquiorra Cifer's ashes and placed them inside a coffin and he buried it in a grave he dug, and we each said our prayers, wishing him a safe journey into the Afterlife.
Mordecai: (to Rigby) Dude, from now on, let's make a promise not to end our friendship over anything.
Killer Shrike: That's actually a good promise.
Me: Yes it is.
Shendu: One that you two should definitely follow.
Hsi Wu: No matter what.
Me: I agree.
Loki: We should definitely celebrate!
Rigby: Not yet.
New Wave: What do you mean?
Rigby: The present version of Mr. Ross is still alive. So, it's time for me to make things right by apologizing to him.
Me: Good idea.
Nico: Lets go.
We went to the past.
We stayed out of sight.
Reporter: Yes, sad news. A explosion at West Anderson High, has left the entire science lab destroyed. Let's go to our area cover jumping Chopper 6, Frank.
Frank Smith: I tell you, Jim. It's pretty crazy down there, I've never seen anything like this.
Past Margret: Whooooa.
Frank Smith: Margret, stay back, sweetie.
Principal Dean: So you're telling me you've tried to make a time machine, using Mr. Ross' plutonium, AND BLEW UP THE WHOLE SCIENCE LAB?!
Past Mordecai and Rigby: Yeah.
Past Mr. Ross: Okay, I can expl- (Principal Dean punches him in the face and falls down on the floor) Ow! (Principal Dean picks him up in the arm)
Principal Dean: You're going to jail, Ross! And you two, I'm calling your parents! You two are expelled!
Past Rigby: Wait! Before you go, I have something to say something to Mr. Ross. (walks to Mr. Ross) I'm sorry for ruining your state championship game, Mr. Ross. I know it meant a lot to you, and if it wasn't for me, you guys totally could have won. I'm sorry.
Past Mr. Ross: (growls angrily, but is relaxed) That's all I been waiting to hear. Phew, man! Heh. I feel so much better now. You know, I was about to plan a crazy complicated revenge plan on you, but now, I don't feel like doing that at all. Ha! Now, I feel like we can be best friends. You guys want to get burgers? My treat. What do you say, Principal Dean? Can we get burgers?
Principal Dean: No, you're going to jail!
Past Mr. Ross: Oh, yeah.
Principal Dean: Now march!
Past Mr. Ross: Oh! Ow! Wow! Ah! Ow! Oh, man! Come on!
Principal Dean: I said march!
He then looked at them one last time and smiled.
We later came back home.
Me: Boy that was intense!
Rigby: It sure was!
Me: I hope you two learned a massively huge lesson.
Rigby: I sure did.
Qin: Good.
Nico: But great job everyone.
Mordecai: (To the viewers) This was a crazy adventure. Hope you all liked this.
Me: I know I did.
We went back home and had a good meal and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep. Earlier, Ross was sentenced to 3 life terms in Federal Prison with absolutely no possibility of parole or release and was ordered to pay over $75,000,000.00 in damages and restitution.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
Boy the Regular Show Movie was one crazy movie that came out in 2015. It was still awesome though.
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For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Linka Loud, Cow & Chicken, Kiriko (Overwatch), Mikura Haruno, Kyasarin Uchiha and Sawaii Hitomi along with Eccentro, Red Guy, Good Cinder Fall, Mandy the Merciless, Bin Banki and Kid Rot are heading to Mon World and we're going to battle Another Capricorn Undead Zodiarts and Another Eccentro and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Wigglytuff and her name is Sari Kunzite and she is a psychic girl and knows all about what happens in the future and knows what's going to happen later on. Also she has intensely powerful psychic lightning powers and knows how to bring down bad guys and she also has the powers of THE DARK TONGUE OF CTHULHU and she can DRIVE PEOPLE MAD just by either looking at them or speaking to them and she made an entire nuthouse go completely bonkers and completely DESTROYED THEIR SANITY FOREVER with just one phrase. She also HATES AND ABSOLUTELY LOATHES THE QUEEN BEE GIRL MANDY of Beverly Hills with an absolute vengeance and she wants nothing more than to use the black speech of Cthulhu on her and make her so insane that they put her down like a mad dog! The next match-up in the line-up is Amelia Gehabich, Darkus Brawler and Member of The Bakugan Battle Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Alpha Hydranoid, Cousin of Alice Gehabich and Masquerade and Lincoln VS. Nnoitra Gilga. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading back to Dark World for Day 11 of the Dark World Treasure Hunt, and Zennia Nikolaevna is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Netherlord Greatsword of Lucent, Netherlord of Dark World, and we're also going to destroy Reflux, the secondary antagonist and the final boss in Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc, who's come back from the dead and he wants revenge on Rayman for destroying him, but the only thing he's getting is a one-way trip to The Black Gates. And we're going to meet Winter Icyln, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Jackfrost, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from England and his classmate in Science, she's a Jack Frost and she was born with the powers of darkness and snow and she also knew of Lincoln being a vampire-werewolf hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. She loves the seasons of Spring, Summer, and Autumn, but her absolute favorite season is Winter, and whenever Winter comes to Michigan, the place becomes a snowy wonderland: and a favorite for Winter. One time, she and Lincoln ice-skated at the frozen lake in Tall Timbers Park, and they also kissed underneath the falling snow. She's also good friends with Lucy and her friends in The Young Morticians' Club and she will also become an awesome member for The Goths of Darkness, and she hates Lila Rossi with a burning passion and she wants nothing more than to freeze her solid in a block of ice forever. Get ready to see a REALLY CRAZY battle that is full of chickens and eggs. But we're not going to answer one of the oldest known questions in the history of the universe, we're going to battle a bunch of giant superchickens that were made by the military during the Cold War to combat Russia and the military forgot about them when the Soviet Union fell from Power and our mission is to stop the chickens from getting out and turn them into giant chicken dinners and we're hungry for them.
See you all next time.
