This is based on the Iconic cartoon and song Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Walking through the streets of the Bazaar of Agrabah in the world of Aladdin was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Weiss Schnee, I M Weasel, Flynn McCallister, Summer Landsdown, Dillion and Gem and Abis Mal, I.R. Baboon, Victor & Charlotte DeShayes, Wiggy Jiggy Jed, Red Menace and Bert the Bashful and we were there for an awesome and amazing rescue.
Me: Boy Agrabah sure has gotten much more fun and amazing.
Nico: It sure has. I'm glad it's all doing good.
Xenia: Same here.
Weiss: It's awesome coming here.
Me: Yep. Kazuma what do you think of Agrabah?
Kazuma: Boy this is an amazing place.
Me: It sure is. Also you helped us out here on January 31st, 2021 during the 20 Days of Darkness here.
Kazuma: Boy I remember that. That was awesome.
Eli: It sure was.
Me: It's a darn shame that none of the other Kamen Rider teams like those of Faiz, Build, Gaim, Hibiki or those that didn't help out during that time appeared.
Touma: It was still awesome to hear about it though.
Lola: Yeah it sure was.
Weiss: Yep.
Nico: Weiss, I want to thank you, Abis Mal, and your teams for coming.
Weiss: Not a problem Nico. It's awesome helping you guys out like always.
Lincoln: It's really fun Weiss.
Me: Yep, it sure is. How does it feel to be back on your home turf Abis Mal?
Abis Mal: It feels really great.
Nico: Weasel, Your name is also like a pun.
I M Weasel: It does feel that way doesn't it. But it's always fitting for me.
I.R. Baboon: I.R. Should have been better than idiot weasel!
Qin: Weasel how did you put up with I.R. Baboon over the years?
I M Weasel: The guy is an idiot. But he and I have been good friends for a while as well.
Xenia: Still you guys have been a funny team too.
Nico: It's like he's the brawn and you're the brains.
I M Weasel: (LAUGHS) That is true on that.
Me: But it is funny how I.R. Has done all kinds of crazy shenanigans and I M Weasel has done so much good to fix those shenanigans.
Laney: I heard this one time I.R. Baboon was a pig farmer and he was stinking up a whole town with pigs that ate baked beans.
Camie: That is silly and funny.
Laney: Yeah no kidding.
I M Weasel: Yes it sure is. I invented flowers that take in stinky smells and it farts out a delightful perfume scent.
Lola: That is pretty cool.
Zuria: Boy it sure is.
Varie: Yeah.
Me: Boy yesterday's mission was a weird and crazy one.
Nico: But we ate lots of chicken yesterday.
Me: We sure did and it was all really tasty.
Eli: But those chickens were huge ones.
Qin: But their eggs REALLY were acidic.
Xenia: And they burned off Billy's tongue!
Camie: Ouch!
Lola: Yeah no kidding!
Tsuyu: But in all honesty we had no idea that it was all a forgotten Cold War experiment.
Sirius: No one even knew about it.
Aylene C.: It might have either been classified information or just didn't know about it until now.
Applejack: Well either way we still have to find those projects and report them so we can shut them down now that the Cold War is over.
Nico: I'm just glad Sperg and the others didn't get heat stroke.
Me: Me too. Man that was a horrible spot to break down.
Xenia: It sure was.
Lana: At least we fixed the bus up and everyone is safe.
Laney: Thank goodness.
Varie: Yeah. They need to go to a different science museum that is not out in the middle of a desert.
Nico: I agree there.
Lola: Yeah no kidding.
Maria: Or we could just move the museum somewhere else.
Me: That works Maria.
Nico: Good idea there.
Varie: Yeah.
Eli: But still I'm stuffed still.
Me: Me too.
Nico: Same here. They were just that awesome and good,
Nico: We'll just have to postpone the usual battles until tomorrow.
Me: Fine with me. I could use a break. A tiny one.
Qin: Yep.
Lola: Yeah. Give us time to reenergize.
Lana: Yeah.
We arrived at the palace and to our surprise it was quiet.
Varie: Guys do you think something is off?
Nico: No why?
Me: Hmm. Now that you mention it, it's quiet. Too quiet.
Vroon: They must be planning a surprise party for us.
Eli: I don't think so. I sense something big.
Nico: I feel it too.
Me: Whatever it is, it's not good.
Xenia: Yeah.
But then we heard sword clashing!
Me: Uh oh!
We looked through the window and saw Aladdin, Jasmine and Genie fighting ROGUE PALACE GUARDS!
Me: Oh man! The Guards are uprising!
Nico: Lets go!
We went at them.
Then the spirits of the Season of Christmas appeared and they swirled around the Rogue Guards and they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above them and a phoenix cry was heard and we landed and were clashing with the guards all over!
Aladdin: You guys made it just in time!
Me: Luckily we were in the area Aladdin.
Nico: Yep.
Jasmine: Thank goodness. (Sees Kazuma) Wait is that Kamen Rider Blade? He helped us out during the 20 Days of Darkness.
Kazuma: That's right Princess.
Me: Long story on that but we'll tell you later. What's the deal with the guards?
Abis Mal: Usually, they're trying to catch me. Not the other way around.
Aladdin: It's a nasty uprising! Someone caused the guards to go rogue and turn them against the Sultan!
Nico: And I think I know who it might be!
Qin: Audrey Madison!
Jasmine: Who is she?
Eli: Ugly story.
Me: We'll tell you about it later. Right now we got to help you guys.
I clashed with a guard and kicked him in the face and kicked him in the crotch and then teleported behind him and gave him an atomic wedgie!
Iago: Take this one!
He shoved tons of crackers that were rotten into the guards mouth!
Camie used her Quirk and an illusion of lots of beautiful harem girls came and the guards went head over heals over them.
Then Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and electrocuted the guards all over.
Maria: Better use the MOE Cannon now!
Maria got it out.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) WATER MAELSTROM FORCE!
She summoned Hydro Man, New Wave, Demyx, Aqueduct and Universe 666 Arthas The Lich King!
Qin: YEAH!
Hydro Man: Boy looks like the fun has started.
Lola: It sure has.
Zocks and Kaito: Zenkaiju Gear!
They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!
Me: Time for some fun. (ACTIVATES RAZOUL'S RIDEWATCH)
I got Rzoul's sword and slashed the guards all over the place.
Nico fired waves of lightning and electrocuted then
Maria fired blasts of water.
Lola: And here's fire!
She fired waves of fire and burned them.
Varie fired waves of ice and froze them.
Eli: Wait look!
We saw blinking lights on their necks.
Me: Just as I suspected.
Nico: We need to get those chips out of them!
Lincoln: Leave that to me! I'm Going Ghost!
Lincoln turned into LINCOLN PHANTOM!
He went intangible and phased though the guards and got MANY chips out of them. One for each one.
Aladdin: Chips were controlling them?
Me: Yep.
Nico: Lincoln was going through this because of an old enemy of mine and Qin.
Jasmine: And you said her name was Audrey Madison?
Nicholette: Yep. This is her.
She showed a picture of her and it was awful.
Genie: (Imitating Edward G. Robinson) Whoa she looks like one Bad girl see. Nyah.
Me: You better believe she is!
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: We should explain what was going on.
Lincoln: Allow me.
He told them what happened and all that and it was crazy.
Aladdin: Oh man!
Jasmine: Lincoln we're so sorry you were going through all that!
Abu came and gave Lincoln a banana parfait for him.
Lincoln: Aw thanks Abu. And thanks guys. No one knew about it.
Me: Yeah for this entire year we never even knew this was all a revenge plot done by one of Nico and Qin's enemies.
Lola: Yeah no kidding.
Camie: But the good thing is that Lincoln is back to normal.
Nico: Well, until Lincoln's rescue later, there's nothing we can do about her.
Me: Yeah. Lincoln said he has a really awesome surprise for her later on.
Carly Atlas: Yeah we're excited too.
Misty Tredwell: We can't wait to see what it is soon.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: But that's not all we're here for.
Aladdin: I have a feeling it will be awesome. But Kazuma it's great to see you again.
Kazuma: Same to you Aladdin. Its been a long time.
Aladdin: Ever since the 20 Days of Darkness.
Me: Yep. We found him on one of the planets for Thanksgiving last month. We found out some intensely dark and crazily bittersweet things about what went down with him and also we found out that Hiroshi was behind it all.
Eli: Yeah Hiroshi made the Blade team a living nightmare and made Kazuma and Hajime destined to kill each other if they ever see each other.
They gasped.
Eli: But Ariel would not like seeing herself as a dark side mermaid.
Nico: Let's not mention that to Ariel.
Me: Agreed. But she is bound to see it sooner or later.
Nico: But who are you?
Another Aquarius Undead Zodiarts: (In a girls voice) J.D. knows me.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a sailor soldier with aqua blue hair and had blue Sailor clothes on.
Me: (GASP) Audrey Calahari A.K.A. Sailor Mon Calamari!
Nico: WHOA! Mon Calamari's Sailor Soldier!?
Eli: Hey that is cool!
Sailor Mon Calamari: It sure is. And it's good to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here Audrey.
Maria: You know Calamari is squid, right?
Sailor Mon Calamari: I sure do. But my home planet has helped out in the great war against the Empire for years.
Eli: We sure do know that.
Me: Yeah those were wicked battles.
Nico: But how do you know Audrey?
Me: She's my friend from Marine Biology Class and she knows all about the water and fish and she is an amazing water master and also is a mermaid.
Nico: WHOA!
Lola: Wow! A Sailor Soldier of Mon Calamari that is also a mermaid and a powerful water master.
Sailor Mon Calamari: Yep.
Lola: Awesome!
Camie: Yeah!
Maria: Let's see if you can do Well on land.
Pinkie Pie: Oh let me fight her!
Me: Pinkie Pie said she will face her. By the way Audrey are there anymore opponents with you?
Sailor Mon Calamari: Yes there is. Another one of him.
She pointed to Abis Mal.
Abis Mal: By Allah! Another version of me!? Wow!
Nico: Wow!
Me: (Speaking in Arabic) سيكون هذا التعامل ممتعًا مع نسخة أخرى منه. (This will be interesting dealing with another version of him.)
Zuria: What did you say?
Me: I was speaking in Arabic. I said that This will be interesting dealing with another version of him.
Zuria: Oh.
Varie: Wow.
Sailor Mon Calamari turned into Another Aquarius Undead Zodiarts and Pinkie Pie fired waves of energy and blasted her down and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
She exploded!
I caught the Rouse Card and Zodiarts Switch and purified them and the Rouse Card had a picture of the stars and symbol of Aquarius the Water Bearer and a mermaid with a pitcher in its arms.
Me: Awesome.
The Zodiarts Switch glowed and turned into Armbands for all those marked with Aquarius.
Pinkie Pie: This is amazing!
Nico: It sure is.
I went and picked up Sailor Mon Calamari and brought her over.
Sailor Mon Calamari: What a headache.
May: I swear, if this is another hostile one...
Eli: No I sense it's not a hostile one.
Maria: Good.
Me: If it was May you would probably hit one of the columns.
May: I sure would. How did you know?
Me: Just call me psychic.
Then a dark version of Abis Mal came out and it was ANOTHER ABIS MAL!
Nico: Whoa! Another Abis Mal!
Me: This one will be good.
Another Abis Mal: (In a girls voice) (Arabic accent)
Me: (Gasp) Ameerah Farooqi!
Another Abis Mal: It's good to see you again J.D. my friend.
Me: Same to you Ameerah.
Nico: You know her?
Me: Yes I do. Her name is Ameerah Farooqi and she is from Pakistan. She comes from the wartorn city of Abbottabad.
Nico: I know that city.
Me: Yep. She moved to America to start a new life. But I got her out of her family's home when we found out that her family had ties to terrorist organizations. And her family was dishonored by her dating me and just as they were about to kill her I got her out and the police came and arrested the parents.
Nico: Good riddance!
Qin: Yeah that is completely despicable!
Another Abis Mal: It sure is Qin.
Me: Yep. I knew Ameerah from my geography classes and she is a really smart and gifted girl that knows all about Pakistan and what it went through with the wars and all that.
Nico: That's cool.
Me: Yep. My family was gonna have her move in with us. But she disappeared before that could happen.
Nico: Now we know why.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can tell you from personal experience that it's a lie.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Another Abis Mal: Yes he did. He promised to expose the terrorist organization that my "Parents" Worked for and destroy them.
Me: We did that years ago actually.
Nico: What was the organization they worked for?
Me: It was called the Jaysh Halaqat Alyaqut or the Sapphire Rings Army. They are a branch of the 10 Rings Terrorist Organization and their goal is to destroy America to make it pay for its crimes. They were gonna the entire capital and all the major cities of the USA to kingdom come with nukes and chemical weapons and send America back to the Stone Age.
Everyone gasped!
Nico: I remember them! They were bad news!
Lola: Yeah no kidding!
Me: But Ameerah told me all about them and I gave all the info on them to the FBI, The CIA, INTERPOL and everyone and we found them over in Chad and destroyed them with a massive bombardment of thermite bombs and blew them to smithereens.
Nico: Yep.
Lola: Wow! That is amazing!
Me: Yep. Sorry we have to fight like this Ameerah.
Another Abis Mal: No worries. Just come at me with everything you got.
Me: Okay.
Weiss: I think I'll start us off. (ACTIVATES ABIS MAL'S RIDEWATCH)
(BAD ROMANCE BY LADY GAGA PLAYS)
Weiss: (SINGING DIVINELY AS JEWELS SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it's free
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (hey)
I want your drama, the touch of your hand (hey)
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (love, love, love)
(I want your love)
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
I want your horror, I want your design
'Cause you're a criminal as long as you're mine
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love
I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick (hey)
Want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (love, love, love)
(I want your love)
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you ('cause I'm a free bitch, baby)
I want it bad, your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
Walk, walk, fashion baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, fashion baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, fashion baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, passion baby
Work it, I'm a free bitch, baby
I want your love, and I want your revenge
I want your love, I don't wanna be friends
J'veux ton amour, et je veux ta revanche
J'veux ton amour, I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
No, I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh, caught in a bad romance)
I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Want your bad romance (oh-oh-oh)
Caught in a bad romance
Want your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
(Want your bad romance)
Caught in a bad romance
(Want your bad romance)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
(Want your bad romance)
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
She floated and fired waves of jewels and smashed down Another Abis Mal!
Me: YEAH!
Camie: Awesome song choice Weiss!
Lola: Yeah! Love Lady Gaga.
Lincoln: My turn! (ACTIVATES ELECTRO'S RIDEWATCH)
(JUST THE WAY YOU ARE BY BRUNO MARS PLAYS)
Lincoln: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHTNING SWIRLED AROUND HIM)
Oh, her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shinin'
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her tryin'
She's so beautiful and I tell her everyday
Yeah, I know, I know
When I compliment her, she won't believe me
And it's so, it's so
Sad to think that she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me, "Do I look okay?"
I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause girl, you're amazing
Just the way you are
Yeah
Her lips, her lips
I could kiss them all day if she'd let me
Her laugh, her laugh
She hates, but I think it's so sexy
She's so beautiful and I tell her everyday
Oh, you know, you know
You know I'd never ask you to change
If perfect's what you're searchin' for, then just stay the same
So don't even bother askin' if you look okay
You know I'll say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause girl, you're amazing
Just the way you are
The way you are
The way you are
Girl, you're amazing
Just the way you are
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause girl, you're amazing
Just the way you are
Yeah
He floated and spread his wings and fired waves of lightning and smashed her down.
Me: Love that song!
Nico: Nice job Lincoln!
Lincoln: Thanks Nico.
Nico: (gets out Abis Mal's Ridewatch) You want me to hit you with everything I got? How about I hit you with everything Abis Mal's got?
He activated it.
(I WANT IT THAT WAY BY BACKSTREET BOYS PLAYS)
Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS JEWELS SWIRLED AROUND HIM)
Yeah
You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way
But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
Am I your fire?
Your one desire
Yes, I know it's too late
But I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
Now I can see that we've fallen apart
From the way that it used to be, yeah
No matter the distance, I want you to know
That deep down inside of me
You are my fire
The one desire
You are (you are, you are, you are)
Don't wanna hear you say
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake (don't wanna hear you say)
I never wanna hear you say (oh, yeah)
I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say (don't wanna hear you say)
I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say (don't wanna hear you say)
I want it that way
'Cause I want it that way
He danced and fired waves of jewels and smashed her down!
Qin: YEAH! Love The Backstreet Boys!
Xenia: So awesome!
Lola: YEAH!
Me: Time for some action. (ACTIVATES UNIVERSE 666 KING SOMBRA'S RIDEWATCH)
(LOSING MY RELIGION BY R.E.M. PLAYS)
Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS SWIRLED AROUND ME)
Oh life is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no I've said too much
I set it up
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spot-light
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
Every whisper, of every waking hour
I'm choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt, lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no I've said too much
I set it up
Consider this
Consider this the hint of the century
Consider this the slip
That brought me to my knees, failed
What if all these fantasies come
Flailing around
Now I've said too much
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream
That was just a dream
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spot-light
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream
Try, cry, fly, try
That was just a dream
Just a dream
Just a dream, dream
I floated and fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.
Nico: Love R.E.M.! Awesome group.
Eli: Yep.
Rarity: Now here is my time darlings. (ACTIVATES DUFF KILLIGAN'S RIDEWATCH)
(FIGHT SONG BY RACHEL PLATTEN PLAYS)
Rarity: (SINGING DIVINELY AS JEWELS AND SYMBOLS SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Like a small boat
On the ocean
Sending big waves
Into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open
I might only have one match
But I can make an explosion
And all those things I didn't say
Wrecking balls inside my brain
I will scream them loud tonight
Can you hear my voice this time?
This is my fight song
Take back my life song
Prove I'm alright song
My power's turned on
Starting right now I'll be strong
I'll play my fight song
And I don't really care if nobody else believes
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me
Losing friends and I'm chasing sleep
Everybody's worried about me
In too deep
Say I'm in too deep (in too deep)
And it's been two years I miss my home
But there's a fire burning in my bones
Still believe
Yeah, I still believe
And all those things I didn't say
Wrecking balls inside my brain
I will scream them loud tonight
Can you hear my voice this time?
This is my fight song
Take back my life song
Prove I'm alright song
My power's turned on
Starting right now I'll be strong
I'll play my fight song
And I don't really care if nobody else believes
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me
A lot of fight left in me
Like a small boat
On the ocean
Sending big waves
Into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open
I might only have one match
But I can make an explosion
This is my fight song
Take back my life song
Prove I'm alright song
My power's turned on
Starting right now I'll be strong (I'll be strong)
I'll play my fight song
And I don't really care if nobody else believes
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me
Know I've still got a lot of fight left in me
She danced and fired waves of energy and jewels and smashed her down.
Me: Love that song!
Qin: YEAH!
Nico: (gets out IR Baboon's Ridewatch) I hope I.R.'s got some good tricks!
Nico activated it and Baboon and Monkey chittering and hooting was heard in the background.
He fired waves of cheese and bananas and smashed her down!
Me: That was funny!
I M Weasel: It sure was.
Nico: Now watch this one. (ACTIVATES UNIVERSE 666 FROLLO'S RIDEWATCH)
(HELLFIRE BY TONY JAY PLAYS)
Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HIM AND IT FORMS INTO FIRE GIRLS)
Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud (Et tibi, Pater)
Beata Maria, you know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd (Quia peccāvī nimis)
Then tell me, Maria, why I see her dancing there
Why her smoldering eyes still scorch my soul (Cōgitātiōne)
I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in her raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control (Verbō et opere)
Like fire, hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning desire
Is turning me to sin
It's not my fault (Mea culpa)
I'm not to blame (Mea culpa)
It is the gypsy girl
The witch who sent this flame (Mea maxima culpa)
It's not my fault (Mea culpa)
If in God's plan (Mea culpa)
He made the devil so much
Stronger than a man (Mea maxima culpa)
Protect me, Maria
Don't let this siren cast her spell
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Esmeralda
And let her taste the fires of hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone
Hellfire, dark fire
Now gypsy, it's your turn
Choose me or your pyre
Be mine or you will burn
God, have mercy on her
(Κύριε, ἐλέησον) God, have mercy on me
(Κύριε, ἐλέησον) But she will be mine
Or she will BUURRRRNN!
He fired waves of fire and blasted down Another Abis Mal and me and Eli had shivers of fear down our spines.
Nico: WHOA!
Lola: Scary!
Nico: But that was amazing!
Lily: Now here is a good one. (ACTIVATES FANTASIA ZEUS'S RIDEWATCH)
(BREATHLESS BY THE CORRS PLAYS)
Lily: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHTNING SWIRLED AROUND HER AND THE CENTAURS AND CENTAURETTES CAME AND DANCED)
Go on, go on
Leave me breathless
Come on
Hey, yeah
The daylight's fading slowly
But time with you is standing still
I'm waiting for you only
The slightest touch and I feel weak
I can not lie
From you, I can not hide
And I'm losing the will to try
Can't hide it (can't hide it)
Can't fight it (can't fight it)
So go on, go on
Come on, leave me breathless
Tempt me, tease me
Until I can't deny this
Loving feeling
Make me long for your kiss
Go on, go on
Yeah, come on
Yeah
And if there's no tomorrow
And all we have is here and now
I'm happy just to have you
You're all the love I need somehow
It's like a dream
Although I'm not asleep
And I never want to wake up
Don't lose it (don't lose it)
Don't leave it (don't leave it)
So go on, go on
Come on, leave me breathless
Tempt me, tease me
Until I can't deny this
Loving feeling
Make me long for your kiss
Go on, go on
Yeah, come on
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And I can't lie
From you, I can not hide
And I've lost my will to try
Can't hide it (can't hide it)
Can't fight it (can't fight it)
So go on, go on
Come on, leave me breathless
Tempt me, tease me
Until I can't deny this
Loving feeling
Make me long for your kiss
Go on, go on
Come on, leave me breathless
Go on, go on
Come on, leave me breathless
Go on, go on
Come on, leave me breathless
Go on, go on
Lily danced with the Centaurs and Centaurettes and she fired waves of lightning and energy and blasted down Another Abis Mal!
Me: WOOHOO! YEAH!
Nico: That was great Lily!
Lola: YEAH!
Lily: That was so fun!
May: (gets out Victor & Charlotte DeShayes' Ridewatch) Save some for me, honey!
Me: Lets make it a combo May.
May: You got it.
I activated STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN'S RIDEWATCH!
May activated Victor & Charlotte DeShayes's Ridewatch.
(GHOSTBUSTERS BY RAY PARKER JR. PLAYS)
Me and May: (SINGING AND DANCING DIVINELY AS GHOSTS AND MARSHMALLOWS SWIRLED AROUND US)
Ghostbusters!
If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
If you're seeing things
Running through your head
Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!
An invisible man
Sleepin' in your bed
Ow, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If you're all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
Ghostbusters!
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
Ooh, I hear it likes the girls
Hm, I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Mmm, if you've had a dose of a
Freaky ghost, baby
You better call
Ghostbusters!
Ow!
Lemme tell ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good!
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
Don't get caught alone oh, no
Ghostbusters!
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
Ghostbusters!
Ow! Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Uh, think you better call
Ghostbusters!
Ha ha, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I can't hear you
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Louder
Ghostbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!
We danced and fired waves of atomic energy and marshmallows and the beams were crossed and they hit Another Abis Mal and then..
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!
SHE WAS KNOCKED DOWN BY THE BLAST!
Then I opened a portal into Walter Peck's cell and then…
KRASPLAT!
HE WAS SPLATTERED ALL OVER WITH MARSHMALLOW AND YELLING OBSCENITIES!
Me: Take that you pencil dickless motherfucker!
Sunny Starscout: I got one. (ACTIVATES MALACHITE'S RIDEWATCH)
(HERE COMES THE RAIN AGAIN BY EURYTHMICS PLAYS)
Sunny Starscout: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WATER AND RAIN CLOUDS SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Here comes the rain again
Falling on my head like a memory
Falling on my head like a new emotion
I want to walk in the open wind
I want to talk like lovers do
Want to dive into your ocean
Is it raining with you?
So, baby, talk to me
Like lovers do
Walk with me
Like lovers do
Talk to me
Like lovers do
Here comes the rain again
Raining in my head like a tragedy
Tearing me apart like a new emotion (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)
I want to breathe in the open wind
I want to kiss like lovers do
Want to dive into your ocean
Is it raining with you?
So, baby, talk to me
Like lovers do
Walk with me
Like lovers do
Talk to me
Like lovers do
So, baby, talk to me
Like lovers do
Ooh
Ooh, yeah
Here it comes again
Ooh-ooh
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Here it comes the rain again
Falling on my head like a memory
Falling on my head like a new emotion
(Here it comes again, here it comes again, oh-ah)
I want to walk in the open wind
I want to talk like lovers do
Want dive into your ocean
Is it raining with you?
Ooh, here it comes again
Here comes the rain again (I said)
Falling on my head like a memory
Falling on my head like a new emotion (ooh, ooh, yeah)
I want to walk in the open wind (ooh, ooh)
I want to talk like lovers do
I want to dive into your ocean
Is it raining with you?
Here comes the rain again
Falling on my head like a memory
Falling on my head like a new emotion
She danced and fired waves waves of rain and smashed her down.
Qin: WOW! Love Eurythmics!
Camie: Great band.
Lola: Yeah!
Me: Here's to the two lovebirds of Lincoln and Kurumu. (ACTIVATES LADY WIFI'S RIDEWATCH)
(I MELT WITH YOU BY MODERN ENGLISH PLAYS)
Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS ENERGY SWIRLED AROUND ME)
Moving forwards, using all my breath
Making love to you was never second best
I saw the world thrashing all around your face
Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace
I'll stop the world and melt with you
You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
There's nothing you and I won't do
I'll stop the world and melt with you
Dream of better lives the kind which never hate
(You should see why)
Trapped in the state of imaginary grace
(You should know better)
I made a pilgrimage to save this humans race
(You should see why)
Never comprehending the race had long gone by
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world)
You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
(Let's stop the world)
There's nothing you and I won't do
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you
The future's open wide
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world)
I've seen some changes but it's getting better all the time
(Let's stop the world)
There's nothing you and I won't do
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you
The future's open wide
Hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world)
You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
(Let's stop the world)
There's nothing you and I won't do
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you
I danced and fired waves of lightning and energy and smashed her down!
Lincoln: WOOHOO!
Qin: Love that song!
Xenia: YEAH!
May: (gets out Wiggy Jiggy Jed's Ridewatch) Time for this dog to bark!
She activated it.
(WHO LET THE DOGS OUT BY BAHA MEN PLAYS)
May: (SINGING DIVINELY AS PALM TREES, COCONUTS AND TROPICAL SMOOTHIES SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Well, the party was nice, the party was pumpin'
Yippie yi yo
And everybody havin' a ball
Yippie yi yo
I tell the fellas start the name callin'
Yippie yi yo
And the girls respond to the call
I heard a woman shout out
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
I see de dance people had a ball
'Coz she really want to skip town
Get back, Gruffy, back, Scruffy
Get back you flea infested mongrel
Gonna tell myself, "Hey, man, no get angry"
Yippie yi yo
To any girls callin' them canine
Yippie yi yo
But they tell me, "Hey, man, it's part of the party?
Yippie yi yo
You put a woman in front and her man behind
I heard woman shout out
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Say, a doggy is nuttin' if he don' have a bone
All doggy, hold ya' bone, all doggy, hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don' have a bone
All doggy, hold ya' bone, all doggy, hold it
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
I see de dance people had a ball
'Coz she really want to skip town
Get back, Gruffy, back, Scruffy
Get back you flea infested mongrel
Well, if I am a dog, the party is on
I gotta get my groove 'cause my mind done gone
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
Walkin' through the place that Digi-man is breakin' it down?
Me and my white short shorts
And I can't see color, any color will do
I'll stick on you, that's why they call me 'Pit bull'
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they say, ? Who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
She danced wildly and awesomely and fired waves of coconuts and they hit Another Abis Mal and smashed her down!
Qin: RIGHT ON!
Wiggy Jiggy Jed: That song was one that whacks and gave her the thwacks!
LAUGHTRACK!
He stopped it.
Sunset Shimmer: I have one. (ACTIVATES PHOENIX (WIZARD) RIDEWATCH)
(WE BELONG BY PAT BENATAR PLAYS)
Sunset Shimmer: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Many times I tried to tell you
Many times I cried alone
Always I'm surprised how well you cut my feelings to the bone
Don't want to leave you really
I've invested too much time to give you up that easy
To the doubts that complicate your mind
We belong to the light, we belong to the thunder
We belong to the sound of the words we've both fallen under
Whatever we deny or embrace for worse or for better
We belong, we belong, we belong together
Maybe it's a sign of weakness when I don't know what to say
Maybe I just wouldn't know what to do with my strength anyway
Have we become a habit? Do we distort the facts?
Now there's no looking forward
Now there's no turning back
When you say
We belong to the light, we belong to the thunder
We belong to the sound of the words we've both fallen under
Whatever we deny or embrace for worse or for better
We belong, we belong, we belong together
Close your eyes and try to sleep now
Close your eyes and try to dream
Clear your mind and do your best to try and wash the palette clean
We can't begin to know it, how much we really care
I hear your voice inside me, I see your face everywhere
Still you say
We belong to the light, we belong to the thunder
We belong to the sound of the words we've both fallen under
Whatever we deny or embrace for worse or for better
We belong, we belong, we belong together
We belong to the light, we belong to the thunder
We belong to the sound of the words we've both fallen under
Whatever we deny or embrace for worse or for better
We belong, we belong, we belong together
We belong to the light, we belong to the thunder
She danced and fired waves of fire and smashed her down!
Qin: YEAH!
Nico: Love that song.
Me: YEAH!
Maria: (gets out Red Menace's Ridewatch) Red, I hope your Ridewatch lets me do some damage!
Red Menace: Oh I have a feeling it will.
Maria: Lets find out. (ACTIVATES IT)
(ROLL TO ME BY DEL AMITRI PLAYS)
Maria: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WATER AND RED STARS SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Look around your world, pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be?
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to me
Roll to me
And look into your heart, pretty baby
Is it aching with some nameless need?
Is there something wrong, and you can't put your finger on it?
Right then, roll to me
And I don't think I have ever seen
A soul so in despair
So if you want to talk the night through
Guess who will be there?
So don't try to deny it, pretty baby
You've been down so long you can hardly see
When the engine's stalled, and it won't stop raining
It's the right time to roll to me
Roll to me
Roll to me
And I don't think I have ever seen
A soul so in despair
So if you want to talk the night through
Guess who will be there?
So look around your world, pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be?
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to me
The right time to roll to me
The right time to roll to me, ooh
She danced wildly and sang divinely and smashed and pulverized Another Abis Mal all over the place with incredible force and smashed her down.
Nico: Oh here's a GOOFY one. (ACTIVATES KING LOUIE'S RIDEWATCH)
(THE MONKEY SONG BY ANIMANIACS PLAYS)
DrSns : One Monday morning I got up late
And there were these monkeys outside the gate.
The guard tried to stop them but he had no luck
The monkeys got free and they ran amuck!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : My office was run by the studio nurse.
I came downstairs und what could be worse?
The monkeys was doing a crazy dance.
They put buggies in my underpants!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Monkeys dance then I dance too!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : I ran outside to get a stick
But I'm telling you, friends, those monkeys was quick!
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace!
Nurse : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do.
Yakko : For a nickel I'll give you a clue!
Dot : I didn't know your eyes were blue!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
Marita: Yessah, whoo!
Flavio: Ah, play that thing!
DrSns : I went to me bath for a shower and shave.
The monkeys goin' to put me into my grave!
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : They is crazy-nutzo, I'm telling you!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Then by this time I was feeling dread
They was using a shoe brush to shine me head.
I asked them to leave but they stayed around.
They pulled the chain and yee! I went down!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Call my lawyer; I'm ready to sue!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Aaaaaaaaaa!
Marita: Yessah, brother!
DrSns : Well me patience ran out and I'm telling you sure
Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door!
And if they don't leave I'm inviting you
To my house for dumplings and monkey stew!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Now I'm in the stew. - Oh, poo.
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you!
YWDF+M: Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : We're not monkeys; we're just cuckoo!
YWDF+M: Don't know what to say the Warners won't do!
He danced crazily and did all kinds of crazy shenanigans on Another Abis Mal and bashed and pulverized her all over and it was really funny!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AND ROLLED ON THE FLOOR AND WE WERE REALLY LAUGHING HARD!
Xenia: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!
Eli: (LAUGHS) THAT IS SO FUNNY!
Me: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!
Maria: (gets out Bert the Bashful's Ridewatch) And now for this!
Maria activated it.
(SEND ME AN ANGEL BY REAL LIFE PLAYS)
Maria: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHT SWIRLS AROUND HER)
Do you believe in heaven above
Do you believe in love
Don't tell a lie don't be false and untrue
It all comes back to you
Open fire!
On my burning heart
I've never been lucky in love
My defences are down
A kiss or a frown
I can't survive on my own
If a girl walks in and carves her name in my heart
I'll turn and run away
Everyday we've all been led astray
It's hard to be lucky in love
It gets in your eyes
It's making you cry
Don't know what to do
Don't know what to do
You're looking for love
Calling heaven above
Send me an angel
Send me an angel
Right now, right now
Empty dreams can only dissapoint
In a room behind your smile
But don't give up,
Don't give up
You can be lucky in love
It gets in your eyes
It's making you cry
Don't know what to do
Don't know what to do
You're looking for love
Calling heaven above
Send me an angel
Send me an angel
Right now, right now.
She jumped inflated like a balloon and squished Another Abis Mal into a pancake!
Nico: Now for some fun. (ACTIVATES UNIVERSE 666 JAFAR'S RIDEWATCH)
(HEY SOUL SISTER BY TRAIN PLAYS)
Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS MAGIC SWIRLED AROUND HIM)
Hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Your lipstick stains
On the front lobe of my left side brains
I knew I wouldn't forget you
And so I went and let you blow my mind
Your sweet moonbeam
The smell of you in every single dream I dream
I knew when we collided
You're the one I had decided who's one of my kind
Hey, soul sister
Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey, soul sister
I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Just in time
I'm so glad you have a one track mind like me
You gave my life direction
A game show love connection we can't deny
I'm so obsessed
My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin you're madonna
And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind
Hey, soul sister
Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey, soul sister
I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
The way you can cut a rug
Watching you is the only drug I need
So gangsta, I'm so thug
You're the only one I'm dreaming of
You see, I can be myself now finally
In fact, there's nothing I can't be
I want the world to see
You'll be with me
Hey, soul sister
Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey, soul sister
I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Hey, soul sister
I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Tonight
Hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Tonight
He danced and fired waves of magic and blasted Another Abis Mal down.
Qin: OH YEAH!
Lola: Love Train!
Jasmine: Mind if I have a shot?
Me: Go for it Jasmine.
Jasmine: Now for this one. (ACTIVATES YOST X-23'S RIDEWATCH)
(DON'T DREAM IT'S OVER BY SIXPENCE NONE THE RICHER PLAYS)
Jasmine: (SINGING DIVINELY AS ENERGY SWIRLS AROUND HER)
There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost
But you'll never see the end of the road
While you're traveling with me
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win
Now I'm towing my car, there's a hole in the roof
My possessions are causing me suspicion but there's no proof
In the paper today tales of war and of waste
But you turn right over to the T.V. page
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win
Now I'm walking again to the beat of a drum
And I'm counting the steps to the door of your heart
Only shadows ahead barely clearing the roof
Get to know the feeling of liberation and release
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win
Don't let them win (hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now)
Hey now, hey now
Don't let them win (they come, they come)
Don't let them win (hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now)
She danced and fired waves of energy and blasted her down!
Qin: TAKE THAT! Love that song too.
Nico: Great song choice!
Skulker and his team consisting of Live Action Bonecrusher, Roger the Potted Plant, Universe 666 Lex Luthor, Anchor Man And Universe 666 Armada Unicron came.
Nico: Yo, Skulker. Nice team!
Skulker: Thanks Nico.
Me: Wow! I'm amazed you guys have Universe 666's version of Unicron with you guys and you guys gave him the ability to shrink and grow at will I see.
Skulker: Yep. I thought it was cool too.
Nicole: And you have Roger the Potted Plant Ghost with you guys. Awesome choice from Yoshi's Island.
Live Action Bonecrusher: Yeah it sure is.
Nico: Cool.
We continued having fun.
Qin: Here's one from me to Chris. (ACTIVATES CAPTAIN COLD'S RIDEWATCH)
(CRAVING YOU BY THOMAS RHETT PLAYS)
Qin: (SINGING DIVINELY AS ICE AND FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Every time we have to say goodbye
I'm counting down until we say hello
Every touch is like the strongest drug
I don't know how much longer I can go
I never had something that I can't walk away from
Well, girl, my self control's so paralyzed
When it comes to you, no, I ain't got no patience
There's something 'bout you, girl, I just can't fight
You're like that cigarette
That shot of hundred proof
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving
That feeling when we kiss
The way your body moves
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving you
Craving you
All the in between is killing me
You know I come unglued from missing you
Sunset eyes, no, I don't have to try
Because you know exactly what to do
I never had something that I can't walk away from (walk away from)
But, girl, my self control's so paralyzed
When it comes to you, no, I ain't got no patience (I ain't got no patience)
There's something 'bout you that I just can't fight
You're like that cigarette
That shot of hundred proof
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving
That feeling when we kiss
The way your body moves
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving you
Craving you (I'm always craving you)
Craving you
Craving you
Every time we have to say goodbye
I'm counting down until we say hello
Every touch is like the strongest drug
I don't know how much longer I can go
You're like that cigarette
That shot of hundred proof
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving
That feeling when we kiss
The way your body moves
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving you, yeah
Craving you
Craving you (I'm craving you, baby)
Craving you
Craving you, babe
She danced and fire waves ice and fire and smashed her down!
Qin: YEAH!
Nico: Love that song!
Me: Awesome song Qin!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
I.M. Weasel: I believe it is my turn. (ACTIVATES I.R. BABOON'S RIDEWATCH)
(WAR WAGON THEME BY ED AMES PLAYS)
I.M. Weasel: (SINGING DIVINELY AS IMAGES OF I.R. BABOON'S SHENANIGANS SWIRLED AROUND HIM)
(Look at those horses, what are they draggin'?)
(Heavily guarded, what is that wagon?)
(War Wagon, what is it for)
(War Wagon, loaded with gold)
Most men are fightin' for a wagon full of gold
Scratchin' an' fightin' for a wagon full of gold
A piece of land, my cattle brand, a place to rest my head
The feelin' of a woman's love are all you really need for livin'
Three years in prison made me dream a lot of dreams
Sometimes a dream is not as easy as it seems
But wrong or right I have to fight, 'cause when the truth is told
All men are fightin' for a wagon full of gold
(Look at those horses, what are they draggin'?)
(Heavily guarded, what is that wagon?)
Most men are fightin' for a wagon full of gold
Scratchin' an' fightin' for a wagon full of gold
A piece of land, my cattle brand, a place to rest my head
The feelin' of a woman's love are all you really need for livin'
(Look at those horses, what are they draggin'?)
Three years in prison made me dream a lot of dreams
Sometimes a dream is not as easy as it seems
But wrong or right I have to fight, 'cause when the truth is told
All men are fightin' for, a-strugglin' for, a-searchin' for,
a-strivin' for, a wagon full of gold
He fired waves of energy and blasted Another Abis Mal all over the place and baboon hoots and chitters were heard in the background.
Eli: Oh that was awesome!
Me: Yeah! Love that song by the late Ed Ames.
Maria: God rest his soul.
Me: Yeah. Amen.
Lincoln: This one is for me and Earth.
Earth and Lincoln activated Grumblemon's Ridewatch.
(BENEATH A PHRYGIAN SKY BY LOREENA MCKENNITT PLAYS)
Earth and Lincoln: (SINGING DIVINELY AS IMAGES OF OUR AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL PLANET EARTH SWIRLED AROUND THEM)
The moonlight it was dancing
On the waves, out on the sea
The stars of heaven hovered
In a shimmering galaxy
A voice from down the ages
So haunting in its song
These ancient stones will tell us
Our love must make us strong
The breeze it wrapped around me
As I stood there on the shore
And listened to this voice
Like I never heard before
Our battles they may find us
No choice may ours to be
But hold the banner proudly
And the truth will for set us free
My mind was called across the years
Of rages and of strife
And all the human misery
And all the waste of life
We wondered where our God was
In the face of so much pain
And I looked up to the stars above
To find you once again
We crossed the wide oceans
Heard many call your name
With sword and gun and hatred
It all seemed much the same
Some used your name for glory
Some used it for their gain
Yet when liberty lay wanting
No lives were lost in vain
Is it not our place to wonder
As the sky does weep with tears?
And all those living creatures
Look on with mortal fear
It is ours to hold the banner
Is ours to hold it long
It is ours to carry forward
Our love must make us strong
And as the warm wind carried
Its song into the night
I closed my eyes and tarried
Until the morning light
As the last star it glimmered
And the new sun's day gave birth
It was in this magic moment
Came this prayer for mother Earth
The moonlight it was dancing
On the waves, out on the sea
The stars of heaven hovered
In a shimmering galaxy
A voice from down the ages
So haunting in its song
This ancient stones will tell us
Our love must make us strong
They floated into the air and fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Me: Wow!
Nico: That was awesome guys!
Eli: Yeah it was!
Girl Jordan: I got one. (ACTIVATES EVIL SOLAR MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
(I AM ENOUGH FOR MYSELF BY SINÉAD O'CONNOR PLAYS)
Girl Jordan: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE AND LIGHT SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Oh, the days are long,
Till the baby comes.
God will take all fear,
If you say this clear:
I am enough for myself,
I don't need anything else.
I am enough for myself.
I am in your heart.
I only can have that part.
I am in your dreams.
I only can touch these things.
I am who gives the breath.
I am your nakedness.
I am nothing at all,
And I am singing your soul.
I am that am I.
I am that am I.
I am that I am.
I am enough for myself.
She fired waves of light and fire and smashed her down.
Lola: That was awesome!
Me: Nice job G.J.
Girl Jordan: Thanks.
Ink Rose: I have one. Watch this. (ACTIVATES GENERAL SCHWARZ'S RIDEWATCH)
(OUR SOLEMN HOUR BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)
Ink Rose: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WAVES OF DARKNESS SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Sanctus Espiritus redeem us from our solemn hour
Sanctus Espiritus insanity is all around us
Sanctus Espiritus! Sanctus Espiritus! Sanctus Espiritus!
In my darkest hours I could not foresee
That the tide could turn so fast to this degree
Can't believe my eyes
How can you be so blind?
Is the heart of stone, no empathy inside?
Time keeps on slipping away and we haven't learned
So in the end now what have we gained?
Sanctus Espiritus, redeem us from our solemn hour
Sanctus Espiritus, insanity is all around us
Sanctus Espiritus, is this what we deserve
Can we break free from chains of never-ending agony?
Are they themselves to blame, the misery, the pain?
Didn't we let go, allowed it, let it grow?
If we can't restrain the beast which dwells inside
It will find it's way somehow, somewhere in time
Will we remember all of the suffering
'Cause if we fail it will be in vain
Sanctus Espiritus, redeem us from our solemn hour
Sanctus Espiritus, insanity is all around us
Sanctus Espiritus, is this what we deserve
Can we break free from chains of never-ending agony
Sanctus Espiritus, redeem us from our solemn hour
Sanctus Espiritus, insanity is all around us
Sanctus Espiritus, is this what we deserve
Can we break free from chains of never-ending agony
Sanctus Espiritus, redeem us from our solemn hour (Solem hour)
Sanctus Espiritus, insanity is all around us (All around us)
Sanctus Espiritus, is this what we deserve
Can we break free from chains of never-ending agony
She floated into the air and fired waves of darkness and smashed her down!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Lola: That was awesome!
Laney: I have one. But it's a tearjerker. (ACTIVATES DR. LIGHT'S RIDEWATCH)
(SOMEWHERE BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)
Laney: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHT SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Lost in the darkness, hoping for a sign
Instead there is only silence
Can't you hear my screams?
Never stop hoping
Need to know where you are
But one thing is for sure
You're always in my heart
I'll find you somewhere
I'll keep on trying until my dying day
I just need to know whatever has happened
The truth will free my soul
Lost in the darkness, try to find your way home
I want to embrace you and never let you go
Almost hope you're in heaven
so no one can hurt your soul
Living in agony cause I just do not know
Where you are
I'll find you somewhere
I'll keep on trying until my dying day
I just need to know whatever has happened
The truth will free my soul
Wherever you are, I won't stop searching
Whatever it takes, I need to know
I'll find you somewhere
I'll keep on trying until my dying day
I just need to know whatever has happened
The truth will free my soul
Images of the scenes from the movie What Dreams May Come appeared and they were so sad and guttwrenching.
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Qin: Whoa.
Lola: That was a sad movie.
Nico: Yeah it sure was.
Maria: I hope the next Gene Slammer is near.
Then a Golbat came!
Me: WHOA Golbat!
Golbat: (Transylvanian Accent) And it's good I came.
Nico: Sheena Valerious! Wow!
Golbat: It's good to see you again Nico.
Nico: You too Sheena.
Brittney: Wait are you related to…
Golbat: That's right. I am a descendant of Valerious the Elder and yes I am a vampire hunter.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Cool!
Golbat: I got this.
She fired waves of energy and it hit another Abis Mal and knocked her down and then she was back to normal.
Ameerah was back to normal and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and it was for Weiss. I went to Ameerah and picked her up. She was a girl with black hair and had dark blue clothes on from Pakistan.
Ameerah: (GROANS) What a headache.
Me: But you're back to normal.
I brought her over.
I.M. Weasel: What is your favorite memory of Nico?
Golbat: That is an easy one. Me and Nico found some followers of Deacon Frost still running around and we found them trying to revive him after he was killed by Blade the last time. And then we killed them and destroyed the,.
Me: Hmph. Even in death that monster just doesn't know how to take a hint.
Brittney: No he sure doesn't.
Me: Yeah.
Brittney: Also I take it you heard about how we killed Dracula right?
Golbat: I sure did. For centuries my ancestors have been trying to kill Dracula and you all saved my entire family from Purgatory.
Camie: What happened back then?
Me: It's a really dark story. One that her entire family went through for centuries.
I went over the entire history of the Valerious Family and what happened from 1462 on up.
Valerious The Elder was a royal Transylvanian Knight who lived in Transylvania back when it was being terrorised by Dracula 450 years before 1889, and made a promise to God that his family would never rest nor enter heaven until they vanquished Dracula from the land. Valerious The Elder is the ancestor of King Boris Valerious, Prince Velkan Valerious and Princess Anna Valerious.
Valerious The Elder was a royal knight who lived in Transylvania. He was also unfortunately the father of Count Dracula, who having sired the evil being and couldn't bear to kill his own son, banished him to an icy fortress through a door from which there was no return, but then the Devil gave Dracula wings to come and go, in order to sustain life by drinking the blood of others. Valerious The Elder then went to Rome to seek forgiveness and made a pact to God that his family would vanquish Dracula in return for eternal salvation of his bloodline down to Anna. He also left a certain insignia scroll behind in Rome which came into the care of the Knights of the Holy Order, which was a piece of the painting map in the Valerious Castle that created a portal to Castle Dracula when one spoke the words: In the name of God, open this door. Because he couldn't bear to kill his own son, Valerious The Elder left clues behind so that his descendants might do it for him.
When I was finished everyone was shocked.
Nico: Wow! That is a massive burden! I remember battling Dracula the first time but I had no idea how massive of a burden the Valerious Family was given.
Me: It was a scary nightmare. For over 557 years Dracula has been a terrible plague on the Valerious Name. But thanks to us we destroyed Dracula for good.
Nico: Yep.
Golbat: That's right. I'm ready to be reverted back now but I'm naked.
Me: Okay.
Nicole: No one peak of you guys are dead meat!
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers.
As Sheena was reverting back, Nico walked up to her and kissed her on the lips.
Nico had his eyes closed so he wouldn't look at her naked body. Then the fashion brigade moved in and gave her new awesome clothes. Sheena was back to normal and she had light blue hair and purple and blue clothes.
Sheena Valerious: Wow! I look great.
Rarity: Oh you sure do darling.
Varie: I'll say.
Nico and Sheena hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Sheena Valerious: Me too Nico. Me too.
We later went back home and told everyone everything and it was awesome.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Pyrrha, Sheila Kelsall, Ravi Shaw, Zoey Reeves, Nate Silva, and Steel are heading back to Dark World for Day 12 of the Dark World Treasure Hunt, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the ten girls here, but Selene Slytherin is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Monarch Greatsword of Brron, Mad King of Dark World
And we're also going to take down Nico's and Qin old enemy, Audrey Madison, The Class-A demonic, psychopathic, trouble-causing, monster bitch from Nico and Qin's past who was a nightmare to both the students and teachers whom she attacked and tortured for her own twisted amusement and who got expelled by Nico for the firecracker incident that resulted in a female student getting both of her legs amputated, and she wanted to get revenge on Nico and kill him and Qin, and she's the one who implanted that Rebellion Chip in Lincoln by implanting it in his butt by shooting it at him, and that was the result of his forced rebellious attitude this year. Well, now she better say her prayers, cause payback is coming for that bitch, and she's heading right back to prison where she'll stay there until the day she dies.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're back in Dark World for Day 12 of the Dark World Treasure Hunt, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the ten girls here, but Selene Slytherin is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Monarch Greatsword of Brron, Mad King of Dark World.
Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) That's right, and since she was Gene-Slammed into Brron, Mad King of Dark World, it's perfect for her, and we're also going to take down Nico's and Qin old enemy, Audrey Madison, The Class-A demonic, psychopathic, trouble-causing, twisted monster bitch from Nico and Qin's past who was a nightmare to both the students and teachers whom she attacked and tortured for her own twisted amusement and who got expelled by Nico for the firecracker incident resulting in a female student getting both of her legs amputated, and she wanted to get revenge and kill him and Qin, and she's the one who implanted that Rebellion Chip in you by implanting it in your butt by shooting it at him, and that was the result of your forced rebellious attitude this year.
Nico: And now that Lincoln's finally freed from that Rebellion Chip and he's been working hard in making amends for that forced rebellion, Audrey Madison better say her prayers, cause payback is coming for that bitch, and she's heading right back to prison where she'll stay there until the day she dies.
Me: You got that right.
Qin: I should've broken that bitch's legs after you got her arrested, Nico, if I'd known she was going to run like the bitch she really is, she deserved to be crippled for life.
Lincoln: Now, I'd settle for breaking her arms and legs, Qin, but she does deserve to be cursed, and I've got a special curse inspired by The Earthbound Immortal Gene-Slammers in my harem, and it's perfect for heartless monster bitches like her.
Nico: (Sinister Grin) A special curse for someone like Audrey Madison?! Oh, now this I'm so going to enjoy seeing.
Me: Same here. I have a feeling this will be exciting.
Qin: For putting him through all that this year, now, that bitch is done!
Lincoln: Big time, and I want to thank you and your team for coming, Pyrrha.
Pyrrha: You're welcome, Lincoln, and we're really going to make that bitch pay with her life!
Nico: The girls in my harem, along with Qin, are also wanting payback for all the sick crap that bitch has done before I got her expelled, and so are the Guardian Angels in Lincoln's harem.
Girl Jordan: Along with all of us, she messed with our man, and there's going to be blood!
Lincoln: My thoughts exactly. Now, let's head for Brron, Mad King of Dark World's shrine, and then, we go for Audrey Madison's head.
We continued on and we arrived at Brron, Mad King's shrine, and then, the rainbow iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed, and the doors opened and we entered, and we saw a massive demonic looking greatsword floating in the center and with dark light shining down on it: The Demonic Darkness Monarch Greatsword of Brron, Mad King of Dark World, a powerful demonic massive greatsword with green gems embedded in the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black demon heads for the crossguard, large dark purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large demon heads and a large green gem on the bottom of the demon heads for the pommel.
Rarity: My word, is that...?
Lincoln: The Demonic Darkness Monarch Greatsword of Brron, Mad King of Dark World, that sure is one scary looking demonic greatsword.
Selene Slytherin: You said it, and it's absolutely perfect for me.
Suddenly, we saw Ghostrick Jiangshi appear before us, and with it are the girls.
Nico: Oh cool, that's Ghostrick Jiansghi, and it's got the girls with us.
Ghostrick Jiansghi: (Chinese Accent) And I got them away from that mad bitch, Audrey Madison, and I already got the alert of what Nicholette and the others told me, and now, she's dead!
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Ramona Qingzhao, I knew it was you, it's awesome to see you again, but we'll talk later, Selene, you grab The Demonic Darkness Monarch Greatsword of Brron, Mad King of Dark World, and then, let's go find Audrey Madison and rip her in two!
Selene Slytherin went up and grabbed The Demonic Darkness Monarch Greatsword of Brron, Mad King of Dark World. Then, we went outside the shrine in search of Audrey Madison, but we wouldn't have to look for long.
?: NICO CHAN, YOU MONKEY-TAILED FREAK, I WILL KILL YOU AND QIN FOR RUINING MY REVENGE!
Nico: (Growls) Yep, there's not mistaking that chalkboard screech from anywhere. Get out here right now, Audrey Madison, you sick, twisted, good-for-nothing skank!
We then saw our target, Audrey Madison, and she's literally like in Nicholette Torrington's picture, but her sadistic grin turned into an angry scowl of hatred.
Nico: Audrey Madison, just the bitch we were looking for!
Audrey Madison: I hate you, you stupid monkey-tailed freak! You've ruined my chances of getting my revenge on you, and getting Lincoln kicked out of the team, so that I can kill him and every last bitch in his stupid harem for ruining me!
Nico's aura flared up and he gained a massive power boost from her insane hatred!
Me: You're fucking insane Audrey!
Lincoln: And he has no regrets for doing so, you bitch! You made me rebel against my older brother, just for your twisted revenge scheme! You made me go through Hell this year with that stupid chip you put in me!
Then, Qin landed a hard punch to Audrey Madison's face and knocked her teeth out, and she was really mad now!
Qin: You sick, twisted, good-for-nothing, murderous slut! As if what you did to us in the past wasn't bad enough, but you implanted a Rebellion Chip in Lincoln to have him rebel against Nico's orders for your sick desire for revenge against him and to kill Lincoln after he gets kicked out, I should rip your intestines right out of your stomach and hang you by the neck with them!
Me: And I should rip your heart out and eat it!
Lincoln: Either way, your sick revenge failed, Audrey, and now, you're going to pay for what you've done!
Selene Slytherin: You don't deserve to be walking out into the world for what you've done.
Suddenly, Selene Slytherin's green eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a black and green energy aura with darkness, demons, and dark magic, she unholstered her massive Brron, Mad King of Dark World's Demon Greatsword of Darkness Mad King Justice from her back, and as she approached Audrey Madison, she left black and green energy, darkness, demons, and dark magic with every step.
Selene Slytherin: We were right to have been suspicious of you from day one, Audrey, but to find out you also tortured and tormented Nico and Qin along with their friends and the teachers and to add on the fact that your little stunt resulted in a young girl having her legs amputated. But, what also really pissed us off is that you implanted that Rebellion Chip in Lincoln, so he would rebel against Nico the day he became the new leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, so you can get revenge on him and Qin, that's gone too fucking far. You made Lincoln a mess because of it, and for that, you just forfeited your wretched life!
Suddenly, Selene Slytherin was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and green energy with dark magic and darkness surrounding it, there's an army of demons and Brron, Mad King of Dark World flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Selene Slytherin emerged, but she was changed forever.
(NIGHT WRAITHS BY NOX ARCANA PLAYS)
Selene Slytherin grew from 6'11" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long flowing flowing green hair, she has neon green eyes and a black and green energy aura with demons, darkness, and dark magic surrounding her, she has Brron, Mad King of Dark World emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on demon earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Brron, Mad King of Dark World with green gems for the eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hand for the second pendant, along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolt links and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Selene Slytherin has on a sleeveless green blouse, sleeveless green top with black designs, green skirt, green pants, green knee-high high heels, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, demons, and dark magic on the coattails and Brron, Mad King of Dark World surrounded by darkness, demons, and dark magic on the back and the crest for Slytherin House. Suddenly, Selene Slytherin felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive green angel wings with black tips on the feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long green wolf tails, Selene Slytherin has on a Ring of The Phoenix with neon green gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Selene Slytherin's massive Brron, Mad King of Dark World's Demon Greatsword of Darkness Mad King Justice and The Demonic Darkness Monarch Greatsword of Brron, Mad King of Dark World and all of the other swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, darkness, demons, and dark magic, and when the sword emerged, it was transformed into Brron, Mad King of Dark World's Demonic Darkness Monarch Greatsword of Dark Magic Monarch Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded green gems and Brron, Mad King of Dark World, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged, midnight black blade, large midnight black demon heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black demon heads with green gems for eyes and a large green gem on the bottom of the demon heads for the pommel, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Brron, Mad King of Dark World's head with green gems for eyes and a large green gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large Destroyer of The Church of Necrom grimoire, Book of Vile Darkness, rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji below Brron, Mad King of Dark World that said, "Selene Slytherin, Descendent and Despiser of Salazar Slytherin, Despiser of Voldemort and The Death Eaters, Gene-Slammer of Brron, Mad King of Dark World, Powerful Member of The Dark World Goth Girls, Powerful Master of The Dark Arts and The Occult, Dear Friend of Nicholette Torrington, Giselle Harrington, Scarlet Rosenburg, Silvia Excelsior, Renee Ravenclaw, Helena Hufflepuff, Elizabeth Gryffindor, Zennia Nikolaevna, Griselda Huffington, Laniya Guillermo, Camie Nicholetta, Bertha Sellington, Celine Wendova, Chloe Terryington, Rhonda Jekyll, Connie Jackelstein, and Clara St. Clarice, Loving Future Wife and Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Layla and Nor, Archenemy of Robot Mosquitos, Destroyer of Douglas Griffin of The Church of Necrom, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Demons, and Dark Magic"
セレーネ・スリザリン、サラザール・スリザリンの末裔で軽蔑者、ヴォルデモートと死喰い人の軽蔑者、ブロンのジーン・スラマー、暗黒世界の狂王、暗黒世界ゴス少女の強力なメンバー、闇の芸術とオカルトの強力なマスター、親愛なるニコレット・トリントンの友人、ジゼル・ハリントン、スカーレット・ローゼンバーグ、シルビア・エクセルシオール、レニー・レイブンクロー、ヘレナ・ハッフルパフ、エリザベス・グリフィンドール、ゼニア・ニコラエヴナ、グリセルダ・ハフィントン、ラニヤ・ギレルモ、ケイミー・ニコレッタ、バーサ・セリントン、セリーヌ・ウェンドヴァ、クロエ・テリントン、ロンダ・ジキル、コニー・ジャッケルスタイン、そしてクララ・セント・クラリス、愛する未来の妻、リンカーン・ラウドの守護天使、レイラとノアの破壊者、ロボット・モスキートの大敵、ネクロム教会のダグラス・グリフィンの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして闇、悪魔、および闇の魔法のマスター
Selene Slytherin has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DEMON-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS BRRON DEMON MAD KING DARK WORLD DEMONIC ANGEL OF DEMONIC BRONZE DARK WORLD JUSTICE AND DIVINE DEMON MAD KING SLYTHERIN DARK WORLD LOVE!
We were amazed by Selene Slytherin's Super Angel-Demon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Audrey Madison saw it, the bitch went mad and she rushed at Selene Slytherin to kill her, but Selene Slytherin fired a powerful black and green energy blast with demons, darkness, and dark magic at her and sent her flying to the ground again, she got up, but she was mega pissed now, and with her driven by revenge against Nico, she's now gone off the deep end and fallen into madness.
Nicholette Torrington: Whoa, Selene Slytherin has transformed into her Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form, awesome!
Lincoln: You got that right, Nicholette, and now, it's payback time on that bitch, Audrey Madison, for everything she's put Nico, Qin, and I through, and Selene, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Selene Slytherin: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Dark World Bronze Demon Mad King and Divine Demon Mad King Dark World Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put this bitch down?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Selene.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Selene Slytherin.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've had this coming for a long time, you heartless bitch, no one uses me to get revenge on my brother!
Selene Slytherin and Lincoln went after Audrey Madison, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and green energy, dark magic, crosses, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, fairies, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, and Mermaids at Audrey Madison and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, they also attacked her with slashes from their massive greatswords, and slashes from Lincoln's claws, and he drew more blood.
Me: Damn, now that's got to hurt. Let's join in and kick this bitch's bony ass.
Nico: Yeah!
Qin: You're fucking dead, you twisted bitch!
TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Pyrrha, Sheila Kelsall, Ravi Shaw, Zoey Reeves, Nate Silva, and Steel, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, The SWAT Kats, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Audrey Madison, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Selene Slytherin, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Brron, Mad King of Dark World's Demonic Mad King Darkness Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's black with green flames on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and Brron, Mad King of Dark World surrounded by darkness and the Slytherin House crest etched on the sides, and a green gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Selene Slytherin fired blasts of rainbow energy, black and purple energy, and elemental forces at Audrey Madison and as they hit her, they exploded with incredible power, and really knocked her down.
Then, Nico and Lincoln broke Audrey Madison's arms and legs, and she screamed in agonizing pain and they tied her up in an energy straitjacket, so she couldn't escape.
Audrey Madison: YOU BASTARDS AND BITCHES! DON'T THINK YOU'VE SEEN THE LAST OF ME! I'LL ESCAPE AGAIN, AND WHEN I DO, I WILL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU AND DESTROY EVERYTHING!
Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) You're not getting that chance again in this life or the next, Audrey.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Yeah, the only thing awaiting you is prison once again, along with a one-way trip to the grave!
Suddenly, Lincoln was surrounded by a crimson red, red, green, violet, yellow, orange, blue, indigo, pink, neon pink, white, brown, aqua green, magenta, purple, and black energy aura, along with the Dragon, Condor, Whale, Monkey, Giant, Hummingbird, Lizard, Spider, Cat, Heron, Crocodile, Tree, Snake, Wings, Spiral, Llama, Dog, and Hands Nazca Lines and inside them are The Earthbound Immortals Xolotl, Wiraqocha Rasca, Chacu Challhua, Cusillu, Ccapac Apu, Aslla Piscu, Ccarayhua, Uru, Qhoa, Huacachina Kon, Ccomnosuma, Ccgojuru, Cuauhcoatl, Itzpzpalo, Rorccon, Llamaca Pacuilla, Ccoshobar, and Ukupacha Callao.
Lincoln: Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust)(Singing Divinely) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be. Your future should filled with magic, dreams, and wishes brought to life. But, the days ahead are dark and tragic, no time for hope when all is strife, whatever might have been, all the dreams that you did share, because of you, Audrey Madison. Now, the future is a cold nightmare.
We literally had chills and shivers going down our spines when Lincoln sang that song. Then, Lincoln fired eighteen blasts of crimson red, red, green, violet, yellow, orange, blue, indigo, pink, magenta, purple, and black energy from the Dragon, Condor, Whale, Monkey, Giant, Hummingbird, Lizard, Spider, Cat, Heron, Crocodile, Tree, Snake, Wings, Spiral, Llama, Dog, and Hands Nazca Lines and the corresponding Earthbound Immortals, and they hit Audrey Madison, and we saw on her were the Dragon, Condor, Whale, Monkey, Giant, Hummingbird, Lizard, Spider, Cat, Heron, Crocodile, Tree, Snake, Wings, Spiral, Llama, Dog, and Hands Nazca Lines and corresponding Earthbound Immortals in a wheel formation, and we saw the Condor Nazca Line and Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca glow.
But, before Audrey Madison could scream again at us, Lincoln had her beamed to The Uranus Prison's Maximum Security Solitary Confinement, where she was chained to the wall with rainbow chains, and she was left screaming in the darkness forever. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Selene Slytherin's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long green wolf tails, and massive green angel wings are permanent.
Selene Slytherin: That'll teach you, you heartless bitch! Thanks for helping me take down Audrey Madison for good, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Selene.
Suddenly, Selene Slytherin wrapped her arms around Lincoln's massive wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Selene Slytherin's face, they deeply kissed passionately as Selene Slytherin's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's massive, wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Demon, and Brron, Mad King of Dark World flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and demons flying behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Selene Slytherin came back to us as the display and Brron, Mad King of Dark World vanished.
Nicholette Torrington: Man, that really felt good, we finally got our revenge on that bitch, Audrey Madison.
Nico: What she did long ago and what she made Lincoln go through literally crossed two lines today, and now, she's paying for it. By the way, Lincoln, what was that Earthbound Immortal-themed curse you put on her?
Lincoln: The curse I put on her is The Netherworld Revenge of The Earthbound Immortals, this curse as I pointed out earlier is meant for monsters like Audrey Madison, and this curse is one of the most deadliest curses I created. As the days pass, the eighteen Nazca Lines and corresponding Earthbound Immortals on her will start glowing, and when the Dragon Nazca Line and corresponding Earthbound Immortal Xolotl begin to glow, the curse will finally take her life and her soul will be devoured by The Earthbound Immortals.
We gasped in awe, and Carly and Misty's jaws dropped to the floor and I helped set their jaws back in their mouths.
Qin: HOLY CRAP!
Misty Tredwell: That is indeed one of the most deadliest of curses that you created, Lincoln, and you created a lot of them.
Carly Atlas: And to make it even deadlier, this curse is inspired by Emily LeRou, Cathy Russo, Rebecca Maddison, Mia Addison, Emma Langley, Lauren Delaney, Valerie Brinkley, Cora Yenningway, Elizabeth Herodias, Sydney McWilcox, Grace Carmine, Camille Xui, Gina Angellus, Connie Sellingron, Maya Santiago, Denise Uxi, and Demona Wendollstein, who were Gene-Slammed into The Earthbound Immortals Xolotl, Wiraqocha Rasca, Chacu Challhua, Cusillu, Ccapac Apu, Aslla Piscu, Ccarayhua, Uru, Qhoa, Huacachina Kon, Ccomnosuma, Ccgojuru, Cuauhcoatl, Itzpzpalo, Rorccon, Llamaca Pacuilla, Ccoshobar, and Ukupacha Callao.
Nico: You got that right, and either way, Audrey Madison's fate is still the same, she'll die in eighteen days.
Lincoln: Make that seventeen days, Nico. When I first put the curse on her, The Condor Nazca Line with Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca started to glow.
Me: Oh man, so in seventeen days...!
Lincoln: (Smirks) Audrey Madison's soul will be devoured by The Earthbound Immortals, and she will be a forgotten memory. That'll teach her to mess with me and my brother.
Me: You got that right! 1 mark for each day so on Christmas Day she will be dead.
Nico: An awesome Christmas Present.
Carly Atlas: Wait 'til Kalin, Rex, Roman, Devack, and Greiger hear about this, their jaws are going to drop to the floor.
Lincoln: They're really going to like that I created a curse based on The Earthbound Immortals and The Nazca Lines that correspond with them. (To Ramona Qingzhao) And it's so good to see you again, Ramona Qingzhao.
Ramona Qingzhao reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing dark purple braided hair, purple eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful dark purple angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Ghostrick Jiangshi, and she's dressed in a black and purple version of the same clothes as Hsien-Ko and her arms are outside of the large hammerspace sleeves, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness on the coattails and Ghostrick Jiangshi on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Ghostrick Jiangshi-themed greatsword with Ghostrick Jiangshi etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large Jiangshi heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Jiangshi heads and a large purple gem on the bottom of the large Jiangshi heads for the pommel.
Ramona Qingzhao: (Chinese Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's good to see you, Claire, Ramona, Aisha, Sarah, Winter, and Tiana again, Ursula.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal, Ramona Alucard, Sarah Dullahan, Claire Allaire, Aisha Arian, Winter Icyin, and Tiana Masina: You too, Ramona.
Lincoln went up to Ramona Qingzhao and he hugged her, and Ramona Qingzhao is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Ramona Qingzhao: (Chinese Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and eleven massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, and you've really grown so much bigger in muscle, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you and the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers know her?
Lincoln: Indeed we do, Nico, this is Ramona Qingzhao, she's my Guardian Angel from China and my classmate in English, as you guys see, she's a Jiangshi and she was born with the powers of darkness and she also knew of me being a vampire-werewolf hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers.
Me: That's awesome.
Lincoln: It gets even more awesome, she's also the cousin of Hsien-Ko, and she knew all about her cousin's fight with the creatures of the night.
Nicole: Whoa!
Hsien-Ko: That's right. Plus, Ramona's also a trained hunter of the evil undead and a skilled exorcist, and she also knows how to exorcise a home and a person/family plagued by angry spirits, and she knows how to banish those spirits back to The Underworld using the rites of exorcism, and being a Jiangshi, she, just like Lincoln and many of the other vampires on the team, gets blood from the blood bank, but she doesn't go crazy, like I do if I get the taste of blood.
Lincoln: And she also has the very same hammerspace sleeves as you, Hsien-Ko, and she has a nigh infinite amount of weaponry and chained weapons.
Nico: Yikes, any who mess with them are in big trouble.
Lincoln: You said it. Plus, she's also good friends with Lucy and her friends in The Young Morticians' Club.
Brittney: And she's also about to be indicted as another member for The Goths of Darkness.
Brittney gave Ramona Qingzhao the ring for The Goths of Darkness, and she put it on her right ring finger.
Lincoln: Awesome, plus, she, like all of us, hates Billy McLean with a burning passion and she wants nothing more than to drain him dry of blood and banish his soul to The Underworld.
Nico: Yikes, I wonder what he did to earn her anger and fury?
Ramona Qingzhao: (Chinese Accent) You won't like what I'll tell you later on, trust me. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something I want to give you: I want to give you my blood.
We gasped at her request, including Lincoln.
Lincoln: Ramona, are you absolutely sure about this?
Ramona Qingzhao: (Chinese Accent) (Smiles) More than anything, after all, I'm going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.
Hsien-Ko: (Giggles) She's right though, you wild Alpha male, you did the same to all of us as well.
Lincoln looked into the eyes of Ramona Qingzhao, and he saw that she's really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to Ramona Qingzhao, and he hugged her waist in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down to her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Ramona Qingzhao's neck with purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Ramona Qingzhao: (Chinese Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means just like your cousin, you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Ramona.
Ramona Qingzhao had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Ramona Qingzhao's waist and she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's massive, wider, and muscular back, and he leans down to her face and kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the ten girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The ten girls are Shizuka, Kokona Otori, Nikako Toneri, Katharina Griebel, Mito Shiromaru, Ramona Wolf, Noa Hiiragi, Sasuga Chisa, Panda Yanagiba, and Yae Niizuma from World Dai Star.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Shizuka, Kokona Otori, Nikako Toneri, Katharina Griebel, Mito Shiromaru, Ramona Wolf, Noa Hiiragi, Sasuga Chisa, Panda Yanagiba, and Yae Niizuma from World Dai Star.
Nicole: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Kokona Otori: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Kokona Otori and the other nine girls saw who it was that saved them from Audrey Madison, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Vampire-Werewolf Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.
Kokona Otori: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made nine clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Kokona Otori: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Shizuka, Kokona Otori, Nikako Toneri, Katharina Griebel, Mito Shiromaru, Ramona Wolf, Noa Hiiragi, Sasuga Chisa, Panda Yanagiba, and Yae Niizuma with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln told everyone that Selene Slytherin had gotten The Demonic Darkness Monarch Greatsword of Brron, Mad King of Dark World, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Audrey Madison, Nico and Qin's old enemy, and she was mega pissed that her revenge was ruined yesterday.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Selene Slytherin transforming into her Super Angel-Demon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form, and she, Lincoln, and all of us laying a brutal beatdown on her, and Lincoln putting The Netherworld Revenge of the Earthbound Immortals curse on her which'll cause her to die in seventeen days, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Ramona Qingzhao have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: (LAUGHING) That'll teach that stupid bitch!
Lincoln: For what she did to Nico and Qin in the past, and what she did to me, she had this coming for a very long time, and now, she's back in prison where she belongs: with her arms and legs broken and with my curse on her, she'll soon die in seventeen days and her soul will be devoured.
Nico: Either way, she's already dead, and we'll be rid of her once and for all.
After taking down Audrey Madison and sending her back to the slammer and with a deadly curse that'll kill her in the next seventeen days, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Ramona Qingzhao saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Ramona Qingzhao: (Chinese Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Ramona, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Ramona Qingzhao: (Chinese Accent) That's incredible, and I'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and I'm so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right. So, Ramona, what's the story on why you hate Billy McLean with a burning passion?
Ramona Qingzhao: (Chinese Accent) For years, I knew that Billy McLean was nothing but trash, and that he was nothing but a psychotic asshole who's subjected Gwen and her friends to psychological and physical pain, and there's also all the revelations you guys heard from the others, but what'd earned him my hatred and that threat I made was that he murdered my parents when he placed a bomb in my house while I was at school.
We gasped.
Nico: Why, that murderous, stupid asshole!
Lincoln: I remember that day all too well, when we heard the news, I went with Ramona, and when she saw what happened to her home, she broke down and cried, and I stayed and hugged her while she hugged me back, and we didn't let go.
Luna: Then, we saw the news of the person who was arrested, and when we saw it was Billy McLean, it made us really madder than Hell.
Me: I knew Billy McLean was trash, but to do this to another of Lincoln's Guardian Angels, and this had resulted in the murder of her parents, this is disgusting.
Nico: Big time, and the next time we have our humiliation session, Ramona's going to give him what for.
Lincoln: Yeah.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, his harem, and his kids are heading to Bubblaine.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in large orange swim trunks with the Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and rainbow flames coming off the swim trunks, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble, his harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis, sandals, jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble, and his kids were all dressed in their swim clothes and sandals, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of big trouble.
Thunder Sparkle: Ah, we're here in Bubblaine, awesome.
Lincoln: And it's perfect for our family time. Shall we?
Lincoln, his harem, and his kids dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they met the sea life that live there, and they went back to the beach and they had a game of volleyball, and his harem got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift up a 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbell he summoned, and his kids cheered. Then, Lincoln, his harem, and his kids had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to the girls in his harem and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the girls wrap their left arms around the wider and muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and they placed their right hands on the massive left pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss, and the kids cheered. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Hey, Lincoln, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Bubblaine for a little family time.
Kurumu: And we really had a lot of fun.
Eli was still placing the blood that was squirted by all the males of the team from the love making of Lincoln and Kurumu yesterday in large buckets.
Lincoln: (Embarrassed) Oh. We literally made a big mess of what the other males on the team heard.
Nicole: That isn't your fault, Lincoln.
Nico: Yeah, like Nicole said, Succubi magic is really strong!
William: Next time, you guys should give us a warning.
Lincoln: Noted.
Lincoln then placed the tips of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails into some of the buckets and his tails sucked up all the blood.
Lincoln: Hey, we shouldn't let it go to waste. Here, Lucy.
Lucy Loud: Thank you, Lincoln.
Lincoln also gave the remaining blood buckets to the other vampires and they drank them.
Later Poromon was getting ready to head out.
Manaphy: Where are you going, Poromon?
Poromon: I'm off to do my daily flight.
Manaphy: Okay. Have fun.
Poromon: I will.
Poromon was flying around the city.
He was enjoying the sights and sounds and the beauty of the hustle and bustle of the city.
Meanwhile, me, Twilight Sparkle and Nico were hiding in bushes and moving in them.
TIP TOE PITTER PATTER!
We were watching and documenting Poromon.
Me: (Australian Accent) Crikey, the safari has begun mates.
Nico: Subject is Poromonus Mascotius.
Twilight Sparkle: And we are documenting how he acts on his daily routine.
Poromon: Where should I visit first?
He went to visit the Arcade.
Nico: Subject going to the arcade for some leisure and fun.
We watched him and he was really raking in the tickets from the skiball games and piling them up.
Me: Crikey that is a boat load of tickets for a little guy mates.
Twilight Sparkle: He sure likes to have fun at that.
Poromon was in there and won over 5,023,000 tickets. And he got the biggest prizes ever and it was a Playstation 5 and a huge 95 inch TV that was like the big TV we got. (The one that Rocko, Heffer and Filburt accidentally bought.)
Me: Crikey that's a massive and amazing load of stuff he got from the arcade mates.
Twilight Sparkle: I'm amazed he got all that.
Nico: The mascots are gonna have fun with that.
Poromon came out and we hid.
Poromon: Where to next?
He then went to the mall.
Poromon had the TV and Playstation system beamed to the Mascots room.
Poromon: Time to do some shopping.
Poromon went to the comic store and bought some comics. Then he went to the game store and got video games for his new game system. Then he went and bought TONS of movies from the video shop.
It was all worth it.
Me: Crikey that's a lot of good stuff he bought.
Nico: It sure is. Wow.
Then his stomach growled.
Poromon: Oh time for some food.
He went to the food court.
Poromon: Wonder what to get.
He then went and got a massive huge root beer fizz bomb soda from the Big Burpa Soda Shop and he also got a huge burger and fries and pizza from the Krusty Krab Mall Shop and he was eating it all.
Me: Crikey that is one big appetite on him mates.
Nico: Boy he sure eats a lot.
Twilight Sparkle: Wonder what else he does for money to get all that.
Me: Good question mates.
Nico: I hope it's nothing illegal.
Poromon was stuffed.
Poromon: Ahh. (LOUD BURP) Oops sorry.
?: ALL RIGHT EVERYONE THIS IS A STICKUP!
Poromon saw a robbery at a bank at the mall.
Poromon: Oh boy! Time to bring down another bad guy!
Poromon sprang into action and went at the robber.
Me: Crikey! So he brings down bad guys and cashes in their bounties.
Nico: Very awesome.
We watched Poromon do it.
Robber: Now Empty all the safe and give me ALL the money!
Poromon: CUTIE ATTACK!
He jumped the robber and smashed him on his head knocked him down and knocked the gun out of his hand and kicked it away.
Robber: (to Poromon) You wanna die, puffball? I'm just dyin to have me some dinner out of you!
Poromon: You're the one that's going to wish you had me for dinner! LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a powerful blast of lightning from his head crest and electrocuted the robber so bad that it paralyzed him!
Sheila and Tom came and then they cuffed him!
Sheila Loud: Well I'll be! That's Ruthless Violating Vince! He was wanted by the FBI for robbing banks in 20 states!
Tom Lair: Wow! Great job Poromon! That's a bounty of $500,293,323,000,000,000,000,000.00 coming your way.
Everyone cheered wildly for Poromon for capturing one of the country's most dangerous and most ruthlessly notorious bank robbers!
Me: Crikey! That was a great task done by Poromon!
Nico: Wow! I'm impressed.
Poromon: What should I do next?
Poromon then decided to visit the Neptune Prison. There he decided to make a certain orange haired Loser Calling Ugly Loser there.
He got on a teleporter and went to the Neptune Prison.
On a viewing window we saw him heading to Mindy's Cell.
Me: Crikey, he's going to Mindy's cell.
Nico: Oh this is gonna be good.
Mindy: Come here by yourself, you puny loser?
Poromon: Oh I'm not the loser here, YOU are. CUTIE PULVERIZER!
He jumped Mindy and punched and pulverized her all over and Mindy screamed in pain as she was being pulverized all over in a brutal fight cloud like how Billy beat the living shit out of me! He was even strangling her, punching her in her face and slapping her all over.
Nico: Nice.
Me: Crikey! Very fitting for her mates.
Twilight Sparkle: (Laughs)
20 minutes later he stopped and left and left Mindy for dead.
Nico: I wonder what he's going to do now.
Poromon: That was fun. Time for a trip home. I got some choice words for a certain tyrant Nico knows.
Me: Crikey, he's going to visit the Digimon Emperor in prison.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
He got to the teleporter and went to the Prison Cell of our enemy the Digimon Emperor.
Poromon came to his cell.
Poromon: Hey Jerkwad Florence Poopenscooper!
Digimon Emperor: What!?
He saw Poromon.
Digimon Emperor: Just you by yourself? Could this get anymore humiliating?
Poromon: I got a few words for you. (Takes a deep breath) YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKING UGLY BLUE HAIRED PATHETIC UGLY FREAK OF NATURE! YOU ARE SO DISGUSTING AND FUCKING UGLY THAT YOU MAKE EVEN THE UGLIEST OF DIGIMON LOOK LIKE PRETTY FASHION MODELS COMPARED TO YOU! YOU MAKE MY SICK JUST LOOKING AT YOUR UGLY FUCKING FACE! I WOULD RATHER VOMIT IN LILA ROSSI'S MOUTH THAN LOOK AT YOUR UGLY FUCKING FACE!
WHOA! THAT IS BRUTALLY CRUEL!
Nico: Nice one.
Me: Crikey! That was some grade A Ranting there mates!
We finished the documentary.
Nico: I wonder how long our documentary will be.
We had everyone together and we watched it and it was awesome!
Seadramon: Wow! This was great!
Poromon: Wow! So you guys made a documentary about me! That is cool!
Nico: Call you dinner, will he?!
Me: But that was great seeing Poromon bust that guy.
Nico: Yeah at least he is in prison forever.
Laney: And they recovered all the money he took.
Lola: Yep.
Xenia: He stole practically as much money that was in Fort Knox.
Camie: Yeah no kidding.
Poromon: Nico, which teams have you made?
Nico: Aqua's team will include Brenda Loud, Mei Tata, Charlotte Grace, Caitlyn, and Pneuma. Luke's team will include Wendy Darling, Jane, Peter Pan, Tinkerbell, and Sprite of Spring.
Me: Awesome!
Nico: Yep.
Lincoln: And it's awesome Mei Tata and some of the girls are on teams.
Kairi: And it's cool that Peter Pan and friends are on a team too.
Lola: Yep.
Xenia: Awesome.
Peter Pan: I agree.
Me: But that was a great documentary though.
Then the M.O.E. Members came.
Raven Branwen: I know that today doesn't have any usual battles. But can me, Jet, and our respective teams go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you sure can.
Lana then came in.
Lana: Guys you got to see this!
She turned on the TV and then to our shock we saw that SANTA WAS ON TRIAL FOR ACCIDENTALLY RUNNING OVER A GRANDMA!
WE GASPED!
Me: Oh man! Wait a second. I love that song and the movie Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer! That is one of my favorites.
Nico: Hey mine too!
Qin: And this is perfect for the Christmas Season.
I pulled out the movie and we watched it.
Jake Spankenheimer's grandmother owns a small general store in the town of Cityville. The store happens to be the only piece of property not owned by Austin Bucks, the wealthiest man in town, whose CEO corporation specializes in making Christmas easier and less involved for the town's busy residents. Grandma tells Austin that his method of trying to make Christmas easier is not really for the best and refuses to sell the store. Cousin Mel, who plans to sell the store anyway, sabotages Grandma's fruitcake by adding an ingredient with hopes that they won't sell.
Jake and his grandparents are the only ones in the family to believe in Santa Claus, further supported by them witnessing the film's signature accident occurring. The next morning, Grandma is indeed missing and the police find an imprint of her in the snow, along with her belongings. Cousin Mel finds a letter that she quickly hides from the others.
Nine months pass without Grandma and the store's business drops. During this time, Cousin Mel comes up with a new plan to sell the store to Austin by tricking Grandpa into giving her his power of attorney. When Jake objects, Austin agrees to give him another week in order to find Grandma before going through with the deal. Adamant in his belief that Santa ran over her, Jake emails Santa, and soon Quincy, Santa's head elf, comes to take Jake to the North Pole, explaining Santa took Grandma back to the North Pole for medical treatment, but developed amnesia from the accident, and until receiving Jake's e-mail Santa had no idea of who she was. After Jake explains the situation, Santa, Quincy, and Grandma agree to go with him to stop the deal.
When they arrive in Cityville, however, Cousin Mel and her attorney, I.M. Slime, quickly trick Grandma into going with them. After Santa explains to Austin what has happened, Jake and Quincy discover that Grandma has gone missing once again. Cousin Mel uses the opportunity to accuse Santa of being behind her disappearance and put him on trial for kidnapping, leaving the scene of an accident, and "sleighicular negligence". Cousin Mel and I.M. Slime then plot to sue him, believing that someone who can pay for billions of presents must be incredibly wealthy.
Three months later, Daphne suspects that Cousin Mel may have been involved in Grandma's second disappearance, and Jake and Quincy follow her to a cabin in the woods where she and I.M. Slime are keeping Grandma out of sight. They rescue Grandma and find Santa's letter explaining what happened, that Cousin Mel had found at the site of Grandma's accident, and also what Cousin Mel added to Grandma's fruitcake that Christmas Eve night, which had the effect of "reindeer-nip" irresistible to reindeer. They restore Grandma's memory by feeding her some of her own fruitcakes and rush to the courthouse.
Confronted with the evidence, Cousin Mel and I.M. Slime are arrested for obstructing justice and "almost ruining Christmas," and the judge lets Santa go after finally discovering the truth. Austin, realizing how much the family cares about their business, offers to franchise Grandma's store throughout the country. Grandma eventually accepts because Austin Bucks and the Spankenheimers became friends.
When the movie was done we cheered it and it was great!
Nico: Always love that movie!
Me: Awesome one.
Poliwag: Nico, which of our old friends do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Vileplume next.
Me: Awesome!
Nico: Yep.
Eli: So it looks like it's up to us to clear Santa's name and expose the REAL Culprit and that's Melanie Spankenheimer!
Nico: Yep.
Camie: What does it say about her?
Me: You would not like her.
I pulled up her info.
Melanie Spankenheimer, or Cousin Mel for short, is the main antagonist of the 2000 children's animated Christmas special Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (which features the song after which it is named). She's the older granddaughter of Grandma and Grandpa Spankenheimer, the niece of Frank and Rita Spankenheimer and the older cousin of Jake and Daphne Spankenheimer.
She was voiced by Michele Lee.
Mel is a golddigger who wants to sell Grandma's store to Austin Bucks, the wealthiest man in the town of Cityville, but Grandma refuses to sell. After Grandma disappears following Santa's sleigh crashing, Mel discovered a letter revealing Grandma's whereabouts, but decided to hide it for about one year to keep her family and the rest of the town in the dark about it. She also tries a scheme to force the sale of Grandma's store by tricking Grandpa into signing over his power of attorney to her, but Jake tries to stop her.
As it turns out, Mel hated the Christmas spirit as she became the cause of Santa's arrest when she frames him for Grandma's disappearance. To that end, she got an unscrupulous attorney named I.M. Slime to assist her in her scheme to kidnap Grandma after she returns and to frame Santa for the crime and sue him to get all his money. She's eventually found out by Jake when he finds the missing letter in order to prove Santa's innocence and she's forced to confess her actions during Santa's trial when she's confronted with the evidence against her. With that in mind, Mel is arrested for her crimes while Santa is clear from all charges, with even Bucks commented that she would look great in stripes. It's implied that Mel will be permanently put on Santa's naughty list as punishment for her actions.
When it was done we were shocked!
Applejack: Why that two-timing Christmas Ruining Snake in the Grass!
Me: She's nothing but a MALIGNANT LYING GOLDDIGGER!
Nico: Yeah!
Jet: Nico, here's today's weapons for you. Considering it an early Christmas present.
Nico: Thanks Jet!
They were a bunch of swords called the Defenders of Christmas, they're a collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the symbols of Christmas etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blades, large reindeer heads for the crossguards, large green gems embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handles, four large reindeer heads and large red gems on the bottom of the reindeer heads for the pommels. Once in hand, we'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico: Awesome!
Me: Wow!
We got the swords and they were awesome!
Nico: Cool.
Me: We saved Santa's life before. Now it's time for us to do so again.
Rarity: And I will be the one that does so.
She snapped her fingers and was in a great lawyer Outfit!
Rarity: Rarity Jewelshine Loud - Attorney At Law!
Nico: Wow!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Szayel Aporro Granz, the former 8th Espada of Sōsuke Aizen's army and mad scientist obsessed with perfection, and he's coming here to get revenge on us for what we did to Sōsuke Aizen. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Szayel Aporro Granz coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's coming here to get revenge on us for what we did to Sōsuke Aizen.
Rukia Kuchiki: I should've guessed that as soon as word hit of that traitor's death, another of his minions would come after us. But, be careful, he's the most delusional and sadistic of the traitor's army and he's also a mad scientist obsessed with perfection.
We gasped.
Madison Darkblazer: Just what the world needs: another Shinigami fucked-up mad scientist. But, we'll make sure he never rises from the dead again to hurt anyone else, right, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Right, Madison.
Omega Leonidas: He's taken so many innocent lives and all for his obsession, he must answer for all his crimes.
Battle Ax Vladitor: That's correct, and this is also the perfect opportunity for Lincoln to show his skills as a Bakugan Brawler.
Nico: That's right, this is going to be truly an amazing battle. Alright, gang, let's go, we're going to solve a Christmas mystery and clear Santa's name.
Lincoln: And send Cousin Mel to prison after we make her pay for trying to ruin Christmas to satisfy her greed, and after we send Cousin Mel to prison for her crimes, you're next, Szayel Aporro Granz.
Nico: Let's get going.
Windcharger turns into his vehicle mode and opened his door.
Windcharger: Anyone need a lift?
Many of the people that don't have powers yet got in.
Nico: Lets roll!
Me: But Rarity where is the case you have for Santa?
Rarity: Oh I have everything I need with the movie we saw.
Me: Oh I get it.
We were off to the courthouse.
Windcharger: You think maybe we should meet up with Jake first?
Eli: Don't worry. I called him and told him and his grandma to meet us there.
Windcharger: Always a good thinker Eli.
Me: Yep.
Eli: Thanks.
Me: Boy I love that song Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. Great song back in 1979.
Nico: Boy it sure was cool and great song.
Lola: One of my favorites.
Horsea: Maria, I'm glad your so called sister has been dealt with. (growls) How could she be so cruel to you?!
Maria: She was just born pure evil.
Qin: Lets not forget my so-called sister.
Carmen: Yeah. I didn't know about Maria's twin sister until now. Mom never told me anything about her. But when Maria told mom about it I didn't know it was that bad with her.
Maria: Yeah but at least she will never hurt anyone again.
Eli: Thank goodness.
Windcharger: Also to be honest we had no idea that you and Qin both had forgotten family members.
Qin: No one ever asked.
Maria: Yeah.
Me: But this is gonna be so fun. Also I have been to Grandma Spankenheimer's shop and it has some of the most delicious and best fruit cakes ever known.
Nico: Really? Wow.
Me: Yep. She makes it all with love.
Eli: Cool.
Poliwag: Are we getting close?
Windcharger: We're already here.
We arrived at the courthouse.
Manaphy: We better find them!
Jake and Grandma came.
Jake Spankenheimer: We got here fast!
Grandma Spankenheimer: Thank goodness we did.
Me: Thank goodness and Grandma we will NOT let your shop go into the hands of that golddigging fat cow!
Jake Spankenheimer: Yeah!
Maria: It's nice to meet you, Jake.
Jake Spankenheimer: You too Maria.
Me: And Grandma you will always make some of the most awesome Fruit Cakes ever.
Grandma Spankenheimer: Thank you so much J.D.
Me: You are welcome.
Nico: Come on guys, we got to clear Santa's name.
We went in and arrived at the courtroom.
Officer: Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Sorry you can't go in there.
Me: I'm afraid this whole trial is a fraud and we have rights to do so.
Eddy kicked down the door.
Me: Stop! This whole trial is the work of a lying and manipulating shrew!
Rarity walked down the aisle of the courtroom.
Rarity: Rarity Jewelshine Loud, Element of Generosity and Princess of the Water Skylanders - Attorney at Law. I have evidence to show you that it was actually Melanie Spankenheimer that was responsible for framing Santa Claus for something he did not do.
Cousin Mel: Shouldn't you be killing an Evil Sasuke right now?
Me: Normally yes but we have more important things to deal with.
Nico: And that is clearing Santa's name.
Rarity: Your honor, this tape will show you that Melanie is really the one to blame for this whole charade of a trial.
Judge: Proceed Rarity.
Cousin Mel: NO!
She played it.
It was the movie we saw earlier and it showed EVERYTHING Mel did and essentially incriminated her like it did in the movie!
Cousin Mel: But you still forget. Dear Old Granny still doesn't remember who she is!
IM Slime: You shouldn't be counting your chickens before you hatch. Now, why don't you all run along so we can get out of here. We've got a lot of planning to do to top this scheme.
Me: Wrong!
Jake and Grandma came in.
Me: Jake rescued her before we got here and restored her memories.
Maria: You two realize that you both probably would've gotten away with it if you had just hired henchmen like most bad guys do and them guard her.
Me: Not very smart there.
Cousin Mel: All right, I admit it. Yes, yes, I did it. I hid the note.
Jake Spankenheimer: And?
Cousin Mel: And I made grandpa sign over his rights to the store.
Jake Spankenheimer: And?
Cousin Mel: I'm behind this evil trial.
Jake Spankenheimer: And?
Cousin Mel: And I hate the goody, goody feelings of Christmas, all this caring and sharing. So I kidnapped grandma and made Santa Claus the fall guy so I could get all his money. Hey, I deserve to be rich.
TAKE THAT!
Me: BUSTED!
Prosecutor: Arrest this woman for obstructing justice and almost ruining Christmas.
Officer Nancy: Thats what you get for being selfish and stupid.
Me: First let us have a little FUN with her.
Maria: Rudolph, kick her ass, will you?
Rudolph: With pleasure!
Rudolph bucked her.
Lincoln: And this is for trying to RUIN Christmas! REINDEER ELEMENT STYLE: RUDOLPH!
Hilda: (British Accent) REINDEER FIRE STYLE: DASHER!
Girl Jordan: REINDEER SOLAR STYLE: DANCER!
Yuna Kamihara: REINDEER WATER STYLE: PRANCER!
Toph: REINDEER EARTH STYLE: VIXEN!
Makoto Nanaya: REINDEER WIND STYLE: COMET!
Sari Sumdac: REINDEER LIGHTNING STYLE: CUPID!
Colette: REINDEER LIGHT STYLE: DONNER!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): REINDEER DARK STYLE: BLITZEN!
They fired waves of elements and it formed into said reindeer of Santa.
Lincoln and his harem: REINDEER FINAL SMASH: REINDEER MARCH!
They summoned Santa's Reindeer to run over Cousin Mel.
Me: NOW! Who got run over by a reindeer!
We had the handcuffs slapped onto Cousin Mel's wrists and she was sent away.
Lincoln: That's what you get for not only trying to ruin Christmas, but also for getting greedy, Mel.
Nico: Have fun in prison, you greedy swindler! Awesome job, guys, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Szayel Aporro Granz to deal with, and that mad scientist Arrancer should be arriving...right now!
?: I will make you fools pay for what you did to Lord Aizen!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Rukia Kuchiki: I should've known there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Szayel Aporro Granz.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Szayel Aporro Granz, the former 8th Espada of Sōsuke Aizen's army and mad scientist obsessed with perfection.
Rukia Kuchiki: I should've known you'd show your face yet again, as soon as word of the traitor's death reached you.
Szayel Aporro Granz: You fools will never ever defeat me, I have numerous ways of analyzing your powers, then finding a way to counter or nullify them.
Lincoln: Then try to analyze this!
Lincoln teleported behind Szayel Aporro Granz and used his tail to inject him with a lethal poison that neutralized his ability to analyze anyone's power.
Szayel Aporro Granz: No, impossible! What did you inject me with?!
Lincoln: A lethal poison that neutralized your ability to analyze anyone's powers, and it lasts for 72 hours.
Madison Darkblazer: Which gives us more than enough time to kill you.
Suddenly, Madison Darkblazer's pink eyes turned neon pink, and she was surrounded by a black and indigo energy aura with darkness, dark energy, shadows, and battle axes, she unholstered her massive Battle Ax Vladitor-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Szayer Aporro Granz, she left black and indigo energy, darkness, dark energy, shadows, and battle axes with every step.
Madison Darkblazer: Just like with your lord, I will never ever forgive you for the crimes that you have committed against both the Soul Society and the human world, Szayel Aporro Granz, so many have suffered because of you, and now, I will see to it that you never rise from the dead ever again.
Suddenly, Madison Darkblazer was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and indigo energy with dark energy, darkness, and shadows surrounding the vortex, there's an array of battle axes and the Darkus Bakugan, Battle Ax Vladitor, flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Madison Darkblazer emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Madison Darkblazer grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has indigo highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon pink eyes and a black and indigo energy aura with darkness, dark energy, shadows, and battle axes surrounding her, she has the Darkus symbol in the hands of Battle Ax Vladitor emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with indigo iris, she has on demon earrings with indigo gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Battle Ax Vladitor with red gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in his hands on the bottom of her purple demon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Madison Darkblazer has on a sleeveless open midnight black blouse, short-sleeved midnight black and indigo midriff top, midnight black shorts, indigo knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, dark energy, shadows, and battle axes on the coattails, and on the back is the Darkus Bakugan, Battle Ax Vladitor, and he's surrounded by darkness. Suddenly, Madison Darkblazer felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with indigo tips on the large midnight black feathers grew much bigger for her new body, she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Madison Darkblazer's massive Battle Ax Vladitor-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and indigo energy, darkness, dark energy, shadows, and battle axes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Battle Ax Vladitor's Dark Shadow Darkus Greatsword of Darkus Shadow Warrior Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded black and purple gems and the Darkus Bakugan, Battle Ax Vladitor, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black demon heads for the crossguard, large indigo gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black demon heads and a large indigo gem below the demon heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with indigo gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Battle Ax Vladitor's head with red gems for eyes and a large indigo gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an indigo kanji below Battle Ax Vladitor that said, "Madison Darkblazer, Darkus Brawler and Member of The Bakugan Battle Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Battle Ax Vladitor, Cousin of Misako, Powerful Master of Darkness, Friend of The Legendary Bakugan Gene-Slammers, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of The Dark Sides of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and Chandler, Despiser and Smasher of Hawk and Hank, Pablo and Anderson, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness and Warriors"
マディソン・ダークブレイザー、ダーカス・ブロウラー、爆丸バトルスラマーズ のメンバー、戦斧ウラジトールの ジーンスラマー、みさこ のいとこ、強力な闇のマスター、伝説の爆丸 ジーンスラマーズ の友人、愛する守護天使、リンカーン・ラウド の将来の妻、スマッシャーロリ、リン、ローラ、リサ、ルアン、チャンドラーのダークサイド、ホークとハンクの軽蔑者と粉砕者、パブロとアンダーソン、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、アメージングの驚くべき強力な学生そして強力な教師、そして闇と戦士のマスター
Madison Darkblazer has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-HYDRA-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARK SHADOW DARKUS BAKUGAN DEATH WARRIOR ANGEL OF DIVINE DARKUS WARRIOR DARKNESS JUSTICE AND DIVINE DARKUS SHADOW WARRIOR LOVE!
We were amazed by Madison Darkblazer's Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Szayel Aporro Granz saw it, he rushed at her to kill her, but Madison Darkblazer fired a powerful black and indigo energy blast with darkness, dark energy, and battle axes at Szayel Aporro Granz and it exploded with incredible power, and sent him flying into a wall, he got out, and he was really pissed off now.
Misako: Whoa, now Madison's transformed, awesome.
Lincoln: Yep, but even with his abilities neutralized, Szayel is still a dangerous foe, but he won't be for much longer, and Madison, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Madison Darkblazer: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Indigo Darkus Shadow Death Warrior and Divine Indigo Darkus Warrior Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we finally put this mad scientist Arrancer down like the mad dog he is?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Madison.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Madison Darkblazer
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of trying to help Sōsuke Aizen destroy The Soul Society and your sick obsession of achieving perfection are over, Szayel Aporro Granz, and now, it's time for you to die. But, first things first. (Throws Battle Ax Vladitor) Rise from the dark depths, Battle Ax Vladitor!
A stream of dark fire appeared behind Lincoln, and we soon saw another figure rise behind him, it was Battle Ax Vladitor in his true form.
Nico: Whoa! So, that's Battle Ax Vladitor in his Bakugan form, incredible!
Me: And we're going to see him in action as well.
Battle Ax Vladitor: Indeed you shall. Let's end this monster once and for all!
Madison Darkblazer, Lincoln, and Battle Ax Vladitor went after Szayel Aporro Granz, who attacked them with his sword, but they dodged it, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and indigo energy, crosses, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, fairies, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, and Mermaids at Szayel Aporro Granz, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, let's tear him to shreds, Battle Ax Vladitor. (Holds out Ability Card) Ability Activate: Thousand Destroyer!
Battle Ax Vladitor charged up his Battle Ax with dark energy, and he swung it at Szayel Aporro Granz with incredible power and speed, and the Arrancer was slashed all over the place, and he was really bleeding.
Nico: Whoa, awesome!
Me: Nice one! They really got him mad now!
Szayel Aporro Granz: No, this is impossible! I won't be defeated like this, I'll...I WILL KILL YOU!
Szayel Aporro Granz transformed into his Resurrección form by releasing his Zanpakuto, Forniacarás, with the release command, "Sip".
Madison Darkblazer, Lincoln, and Battle Ax Vladitor: Time for you fear the true power of the darkness, Szayel Aporro Granz. DARKNESS BATTLE AXE NIGHTMARE!
Madison Darkblazer, Lincoln, and Battle Ax Vladitor fired powerful blasts of indigo and black energy at Nnoitra Gilga, which transformed into battle axes and they slashed at him and they all exploded with incredible power and he was burned badly by the dark flames. Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Madison Darkblazer, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Battle Ax Vladitor's Darkus Shadow Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's black with indigo flames on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and Battle Ax Vladitor and the Darkus Symbol surrounded by darkness etched on the sides, and an indigo gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Madison Darkblazer fired blasts of rainbow energy, black and indigo energy, and elemental forces at Szayel Aporro Granz and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was mortally injured.
Then, Lincoln and Madison Darkblazer beheaded Szayel Aporro Granz and as his spirit appeared, they gave him The Black Gates and he was erased forever. We cheered wildly as Lincoln and Madison Darkblazer holster their massive greatswords on their backs and power down and Battle Ax Vladitor changed back to his ball form, and Madison Darkblazer's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Madison Darkblazer: Your sick obsession of achieving perfection and helping your Lord destroy the Soul Society are over. Thanks for helping me destroy Szayel Aporro Granz, Linky, you too, Battle Ax Vladitor.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Madison.
Battle Ax Vladitor: It was indeed an honor.
Suddenly, Madison Darkblazer wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Madison Darkblazer's face, they kissed passionately as Julia Makimoto's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Battle Ax Vladitor flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Madison Darkblazer came back to us as the display and Battle Ax Vladitor vanished.
Nico: I...honestly have no words to say, except...THAT WAS ONE AWESOME BATTLE YOU GUYS HAD FOUGHT!
Nico ran up to Lincoln and Madison Darkblazer and hugged them, and he hugged them back.
Me: Yeah, and Lincoln, you displayed some awesome skills as a Bakugan Brawler, nice one!
Lincoln: Thanks, but this was with Battle Ax Vladitor. Wait 'til tomorrow with Omega Leonidas when we go after Zommari Rureaux.
Omega Leonidas: That's right, we will make him pay for what he's done in Sōsuke Aizen's name
Leona Elementaldraco: Indeed we shall. And we know who we're meeting tomorrow, right, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Oh yeah, Autumn Aluma, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Lantern, and for Day 13 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt.
Judge: Santa Claus, you are hereby found innocent of all charges. You are free to go.
EVERYONE CHEERED
Jake Spankenheimer: Oh, yeah!
Me: We definitely know that Cousin Mel is going on the Permanent Naughty Plaque for her crimes.
Eli: And she is going to the Fruit Cake Mines Prison for eternity.
Laney: That is for sure.
Nico: Sorry about the mess. Santa.
Santa: No worries Nico. But you saved me again and I am forever grateful to you all,
Me: It was our pleasure.
Qin: Yeah. Cousin Mel was a golddigging shrew and people like her belong in one place and that is prison.
We went to the mall and had a great meal and shopping spree with Jake and his family.
Cousin Mel and I.M. Slime were found guilty of obstruction of justice, kidnapping, attempted murder and almost ruining Christmas and they were both sentenced to spend the rest of their natural lives in the Nunavut Bay Fruit Cake Mines with no possibility of parole. They were also ordered to pay $50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 in restitution and damages. That money went to the Spankenheimers and to Gotham Royal York. Also Santa had Cousin Mel placed onto the Permanent Naughty Plaque.
We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer is one of my favorite songs and one of my favorite movies.
Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Aqua, Brenda Loud, Mei Tata, Charlotte Grace, Caitlyn, and Pneuma and Skulker, Live Action Bonecrusher, Roger the Potted Plant and Universe 666 Lex Luthor, Anchor Man and Universe 666 Armada Unicron are heading to James's amazing and lavish estate for James to face his demons and we're going to face Jessebelle, his crazy Ex-Fiancé and the Rump City Bootyheads as well as Another Pisces Undead Zodiarts and Another Skulker and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Vileplume named Dahlia "Bellossum" Cunningham and she is Nico's friend from Nature Class and she has a Bellossum and she talks. Also Dahlia and Nico did it all when they were kids and busted lots of robbers and thieves and even kicked drug lords butts. Before we face the Another Pisces Undead Zodiart and Another Skulker, Jessebelle and the Rump City Bootyheads are going to do something REALLY Stupid. Want to know what it is? They are going to steal May's food when she isn't looking and that will MAKE HER PISSED! And she is going to transform into her most powerful transformation ever and she going to smash all their faces in with intensely painful fury. So Guest, I'll need the transformation scene for that one. The final match-up in the line-up is Leona Elementaldraco, The Six-Attributes Brawler and Member of The Bakugan Battle-Slammers, Gene-Slammer of Omega Leonidas, and Cousin of Kyoko and Lincoln VS. Zommari Rureaux. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading back to Dark World for Day 12 of the Dark World Treasure Hunt, and Elizabeth Gryffindor is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Wu-Lord Greatsword of Brron, Goldd, Wu-Lord of Dark World, and we're also going to destroy Ashram, who's come back from the dead and wanting revenge on us for ruining his plans last year. And we're going to meet Autumn Aluma, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Lantern, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from England and his classmate in English. She's a Jack-O-Lantern witch and she was born with the powers of darkness, pumpkins, and Pumpkin Fire and she also knew of Lincoln being a vampire-werewolf hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. She knows a lot when it comes to Halloween, and she's also teamed up with Raven Delg and Autumn Bellamira to help Lincoln and Lucy plan out one spooky and terrifying Halloween, and her talents with pumpkins and Pumpkin Fire, along with the powers of darkness are also legendary here in Michigan. One night on Halloween, after a night of trick-or-treating, she and Lincoln kissed in the Pumpkin Patch, and the Jack-O-Lanterns came to life and danced around them as ghosts and bats came out of them in a ballet of haunting terror. She hates Hawk and Hank with a burning passion for what they did in wrecking Royal Woods and on Halloween, and she wants nothing more than to send their souls into the darkness forever and force them to carry a Jack-O-Lantern to light their way through the darkness. Get ready for a North Pole Mail Spree as we go to 19th Century Norway to the northern island town of Smeerensburg and we're going to meet Jesper Johansen and help him deliver more than 6,000 letters and we're going to face Mr. Aksel Ellingboe and we're going to stop the terrible feud in Smeerensburg and make that crazy old coot pay for his crimes.
see you next time.
