Based on the Christmas Special of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy - Billy And Mandy Save Christmas
IN HONOR AND MEMORY OF GILBERT GOTTFRIED
Walking through the massive and bustling streets of the massive planet-sized city of the planet Coruscant was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Ghost, Evil Xion, Bigger Boo, Universe 666 Boogeyman, Zeena and Gwess and Ariel, Crystal, Pocahontas, Moana, Belle And Alice Liddell and we were there for another awesome and amazing rescue.
Zuria: WOW! So this is the home planet of the Jedi Order, Coruscant?
Me: Yep.
Zuria: This is incredible! It's all a massive city!
Me: Yep. It's what's called a ecumenopolis.
Eli: Yep. But it wasn't always like this. Eons ago, Coruscant used to be a planet very much like Earth full of plants and animals and all that. And from then on it just continued to grow and grow and grow into the massive planet size city you see today.
Zuria: This is amazing! How many people live here?
Me: It's many people from many planets all over the galaxy. It's over 1,000,000,000,000+ People.
Zuria: WHOA!
Xenia: I know. We were shocked ourselves about it.
Ariel: But it's still very awesome coming here though.
Lola: It sure is Ariel.
Camie: Yeah.
Nico: Ariel, I want to thank you, Ghost, and your teams for coming today.
Ariel: Oh it's our pleasure Nico.
Eli: We get to have some fun together sis.
Ariel: We sure do Eli.
Zuria: Is Ariel really Eli's sister?
Me: Not by blood. But they have had a bond that is so strong that they are like siblings. Also Eli has the power to breathe underwater and he views King Triton like a father figure to him too.
Eli: It's true.
Laney: Eli has been through so much before he joined the team.
Eli: Yeah.
Nico: Crystal, what are the rest of the Inhumans like?
Crystal: Well we are a race of Superhumans that were engineered by the Kree and we given our powers through them by the power of the Celestials.
Nico: Wow!
Qin: That is incredible!
Eli: No kidding.
Me: One of these days we'll have to meet your fellow Inhumans.
Crystal: You guys will love them.
Crystal: Fair warning though. Black Bolt doesn't speak for a reason.
Zuria: Why?
Me: According to the comics he has what's called the quasi-sonic scream". Because his electron-harnessing ability is linked to the speech center of his brain, any attempt to use his vocal cords triggers an uncontrollable disturbance of the particle/electron interaction field.
Zuria: GEEZ!
Qin: Yeah that is powerful.
Lola: No kidding there.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: Amazing.
Nico: We did good stopping that feud yesterday.
Me: Boy no kidding there! That is just absolutely preposterous that a feud like that was going on for over 1,000 years.
Eli: Yeah no kidding! But at least it wasn't a brutal feud like with the Hatfields and McCoys.
Lola: Yeah that was the absolute worst.
Pocahontas: I'm glad that feud was stopped though.
Camie: Me too Pocahontas.
Ghost: All of us are glad too.
Nico: I wonder what lead to that feud though.
Me: Who the hell knows. But that was terrible.
Maria: And no one died.
Me: That is a big miracle there. But time took its toll on that whole town.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Camie: It's just absolutely crazy that they were all fighting for so long because of it.
Sunny Starscout: No kidding there. It's like what happened when Opaline divided all the ponies before we joined all of you.
Nico: That was crazy. But J.D. did great bringing both sides back together or who knows what would have happened.
Eli: Yeah great job bro.
Me: Thanks guys. But all of us did great.
May: And we delivered those letters.
Nico: We sure did and with plenty of time to spare.
Qin: Yeah that was awesome.
Zuria: Thank goodness.
Lola: Yeah. But it was still awesome going to Norway.
Me: It sure was. And I'm happy for Jesper and his family.
Varie: Me too.
Kazuma: Guys, after Evelyn's mission tomorrow, I may have to leave you guys to rejoin my team. At least until the big day.
Me: We understand Kazuma. But I promise you that Hajime will be rid of this Undead Curse and this terrible destiny that was given to him when we meet him.
Kazuma: Thank you J.D. You guys have been so helpful to me.
Me: No problem man.
Qin: Yeah this was so awesome helping you out.
Alice Liddell: (British Accent) It sure was awesome.
Nico: I thought it was cool myself as well. And thank goodness we found you on that awesome Cornish Game Hen Planet.
Xenia: That was awesome too.
Kazuma: But I promise it isn't goodbye. It's more like see you later.
Me: I know Kazuma. I know. But I promise you this, Hiroshi will pay for everything he did to you. Justice of the highest level of power will be brought to that monster for everything he did to you all.
Qin: That is for sure.
Varie: If Hiroshi wants to turn our world into a version of War World, well he will have to face us first and he will NEVER do so.
Nico: Not on OUR watch.
Xenia: You got that right!
Kazuma: (smiles) But I still want to thank you guys. I promise Hajime that I'd see him and the others again. And now, thanks to you guys, I'm able to fulfill that promise.
Me: That's for sure. And no way are we going to let you guys murder each other like that. I have a plan that will ensure that doesn't happen.
Nico: Seal his Undead Half into a Rouse Card?
Me: Bingo.
Qin: Nice.
Laney: This will be awesome and good.
Lincoln: As long as me and my siblings can come with first.
Me: Good idea. We'll have you guys come with first. And if it's all right with you Nico, Lord Drakkon and Myotismon can come with too.
Nico: That's fine with me.
Lola: Good.
Nico: I wonder how things are here nowadays.
Eli: Looks like things are really peaceful.
Fu: That's good. And with Palpatine gone and most of the Sith Lords and Planets all destroyed, things are looking really great.
Camie: That's good and the Jedi are all being brought back.
Eli: Thank goodness.
Zuria: Boy I can't believe that most of the Jedi were all destroyed.
Lola: Me neither.
Camie: Yeah no kidding there. What happened was horrible.
Nico: Yeah it sure was. But now the Jedi Order is back in business thanks to us.
Me: Thanks to me bringing the Jedi back on Earth.
Xenia: That's true.
Nico: I wasn't with you back then but can you tell me what went down J.D.?
Me: I sure can.
I went over what happened in chapter 48 and it was awesome.
FLASHBACK
I am in the Simulator doing an exercise.
Varie, Jessie, Lincoln, Linka, Lily, Laney & Crysta and Lisa are in the control room.
The simulator activated and I was on the Planet Naboo.
I was running through the palace of Queen Amidala and I saw Qui Gon Jinn and young Obi Wan Kenobi fighting the ruthless Darth Maul.
Qui Gon was fighting him alone as Obi Wan watched from behind a laser barrier. Darth Maul blocked a strike and just as he was about to deliver the fatal blow, I swooped in and blew him into a metal wall with the Force.
Me: Is this a private party or can anyone join?
I ignite my lightsaber and fired Force Lightning at Darth Maul and it electrocuted him.
Qui Gon: You can use Force Lightning?
Me: Yes I can.
Qui Gon: Who are you?
Me: J.D. Knudson, Gray Jedi from planet Earth.
Qui Gon and Obi Wan were shocked.
Qui Gon: That's impossible. No Gray Jedi has existed in over 4,000 years.
Me: Not until now.
Obi Wan came after the barrier deactivated and ignited his blue blade lightsaber.
Obi Wan: We appreciate you arriving.
Me: No problem.
Darth Maul got up and jumped and I fired more Force Lightning at him and he fell down a shaft and his double red bladed lightsaber landed on the floor.
I take his lightsaber as a trophy.
Me: Master Qui Gon. Anakin Skywalker is the Chosen One that will destroy the Sith. The Force told me. Make sure he doesn't fall into the hands of Darth Sideous at all costs or Anakin will be lost to the Dark Side.
Qui Gon: I will. Thank you.
Me: I got to go now. But we will meet again in the future.
The simulator fast forwarded to the battle of Geonosis in Petranaki Arena.
In the halls of the arena, I saw Master Qui Gon, Obi Wan, Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala tied to some posts about to be executed by a Ylesian Reek, a Cholgannan Nexu, and a Vendaxan Acklay.
Me: Oh no.
I jumped down, ignited my lightsaber and fired Force Lightning at the Viceroy and killed him and I saw that Count Dooku AKA Darth Tyrannus was up there.
Count Dooku: Master Knudson. I've heard alot of big things about you. You're the first ever Gray Jedi in over 4,000 years.
Me: The feeling is mutual.
Count Dooku: You are quite a formidable foe. You defeated Darth Maul.
Me: Nice to know I've made an impression and the Viceroy paid for his treachery when he tried to attack Naboo.
Numerous robot droids came out and fired and I deflected all their shots. Numerous Jedi came out and ignited their lightsabers.
On the Balcony was Jedi Knight Mace Windu and he ignited his purple bladed lightsaber.
I threw my lightsaber and with the Force I controlled it and cut Qui Gon, Obi Wan, Anakin and Padme free and tamed the Reek, Nexu and Acklay and they disappeared and became tattoos on my left arm. Lots more droids came and it was a brutal battle. It was also intense.
Jango Fett landed onto the battleground and fired blasters at me and I deflected his fire and slashed his head off.
Count Dooku was trying to get away and I chased after him as a Clone Ship arrived and got all the Jedi out safely.
I faced Count Dooku.
Me: You will pay for all the Jedi that were killed today Dooku.
I fire Force Lightning and it blew him into a rock wall and a rock point skewered him all the way through his heart and he died in an instant.
I take his lightsaber as a trophy.
Master Yoda arrived.
Me: Master Yoda.
Yoda: J.D. Knudson. So rumors are true I see.
Me: Yes. I am a Grey Jedi. First in 4,000 years.
Yoda: Long way you have come. The Light and Dark Sides I sense in you.
Me: I come from the planet Earth I actually pick up alot of stuff on the fly.
Yoda: Powerful you are.
Me: I have to stop the Sith at all costs.
The Simulator Fast Forward and I was on the planet Mustafar. A volcano world.
I sensed that Anakin had turned to the Dark Side and I warned Ahsoka Tano and Aayla Secura about it with my telepathy.
5 hours later I see Anakin Skywalker on the landing ports talking to Padme who was pregnant. Obi Wan was on the ship and he saw him and Anakin was enraged.
Anakin: You're with him! You brought him here to kill me!
Just as he was about to choke her I blow him into a bunch of barrels and land by her.
Me: Are you alright Padme?
Padme: Yes I am. Anakin, what's happened to you?
Me: That is not the Anakin that you know anymore, Padme. Hes been corrupted by Chancellor Palpatine, Darth Sidious himself and he now serves him.
Obi Wan: Yes. We've totally lost him Padme. He's now gone to the Dark Side.
Anakin got up.
Anakin: You turned her against me! All of You.
Obi Wan: You have done that yourself.
Another ship landed and it opened and out came Ahsoka, Aayla, Yoda, Qui Gon and Mace.
Aayla: We thank you for telling us what happened J.D.
Me: No problem Aayla.
Ahsoka: Master Anakin, what's happened to you?
Anakin: I've had a change for the better Snips.
Me: Your change is one of evil.
Anakin: You will not take Padme away from me!
Yoda: Too late for that it is.
Obi Wan: Your anger and your lust for power have already done that. You have allowed Palpatine to twist your mind until now you have become the very thing you've sworn to destroy.
Anakin: Don't lecture me Obi Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the Dark Side like you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire.
Me: By killing innocent lives? I don't think so.
Obi Wan: Your new empire?
Anakin: Don't make me kill you all.
Obi Wan: Anakin my allegiance is to the Republic. To democracy!
Me: Palpatine has filled your head with lies and poisoned your mind with wrong ideas. I will make sure that Palpatine pays the ultimate price for his crimes.
Anakin: I won't let you.
Me: Obi Wan. Let me face him.
Obi Wan: Of course.
Me: Only a Sith deals in Absolute. I will do what I must.
Anakin: You will try.
I ignite my lightsaber and Anakin opens his and we get into a savage lightsaber fight.
I kick him in the face and punch him in the stomach and he went flying down a hall into the Mustafarian control room.
I run after him and fire Force Lightning and he deflects it and it hits the controls for the heat blocking system and destroys them.
I run out onto a blocker and we fight over the lava and Anakin was on a blocker as it melted and fell into the lava and we were on it. I spread my wings and fly onto the land by the lava river. I sensed Anakin coming and he was not going to stop until he killed me.
I jump onto a hover platform on the lava and Anakin was on the head of a robot and we clashed some more.
We stopped for a bit.
Me: I don't understand you Anakin. How can you believe all of Palpatine's lies so easily? Are you really that gullible?
Anakin: He told me that the Jedi were trying to take over.
Me: That is a crock of lies. Palpatine is evil in its purest form. He's the Devil Incarnate.
Anakin: From my point of view the Jedi are evil!
Me: Then you are lost!
Me and Anakin were on the Lava river staring at eachother and ready to fight some more.
Anakin: This is the end for you my friend.
Me: It's just beginning.
Anakin and I were fighting some more. I jumped away as he tried to slash me and landed back on the land by the river.
Me: It's over Anakin. I have the high ground.
Anakin: You underestimate my power.
Me: Your overconfidence will be your undoing.
Anakin jumped over to me and I slashed his legs and left arm off and he rolled down the hill and was close to the lava river edge.
Me: How can you be that stupid Anakin? How can you fall for the lies of an evil man like Palpatine? Don't you see that he's using you and when he's done with you he will toss you aside like yesterdays garbage? You're a pawn in all his diabolical plans and ambitions.
But Anakin refused to believe it.
Anakin: I HATE YOU!
Me: You can hate me all you want. But like it or not that is the truth.
Anakin started to realize the error of his ways as the heat from the lava ignited his leg and started to burn him. I use my ice powers and put him out and picked him up.
Me: I'm sorry Anakin. But I can't let you fall farther into the Dark Side.
I walk over to the ship Obi Wan took and we all board it.
Obi Wan: You really did a number on him J.D.
Me: I know. But I have a feeling that he's gonna pay for his crimes.
Anakin: Master Obi Wan. I'm... I'm sorry.
He started crying.
Padme: Ane. I'm glad you're back.
Padme hugged him.
Ahsoka: Padme you should take a seat. We got to let Master Anakin rest.
Padme: Okay.
Anakin: Snips. I'm sorry.
Ahsoka: I know master. It wasn't your fault.
Anakin: I know. J.D.?
Me: Yes Anakin?
He held out his right prostatic arm.
Anakin: Thank you for saving me from the Dark Side. You have earned both my respect and support.
I give him a handshake of friendship.
Me: It's good you're back on the Light side.
Qui Gon: Now save your strength. We have a long journey ahead of us.
Anakin: Where are we going?
Me: We're going to my home planet: Earth. We can restore the Jedi there and ready our forces.
Mace: That sounds like a good plan.
A wormhole appears and we go in it.
The Simulator ended as we arrive at Earth and our ship lands in the Loud House Backyard.
We disembark and I find the perfect place for rebuilding the Jedi Temple. It was the sight of the Abandoned Baseball Stadium in Detroit.
Anakin was rushed to the hospital and given new prostatic legs. He has to go through rehab and burn treatments and all that.
As Anakin was getting fixed up, Padme went into labor and gave birth to Luke and Leia Skywalker.
I was with Varie and revealed everything to my friends.
Lincoln: So you all escaped from the Galaxy?
Me: It was to retreat until we have enough power to go back and destroy Emperor Palpatine once and for all.
Linka: Ah. You need to regroup and wait.
Me: Yes. It will take a few years. But we have all the time in the world.
A new Jedi Temple was built in place of the old Baseball Stadium and almost right away, a bunch of kids and people wanted to become Jedi.
The Jedi Resurrection was fully underway.
FLASHBACK ENDS
When I was done everyone was amazed.
Camie: WOW! So that's how you brought the Jedi Order to Earth for restoration.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Wow! That is amazing.
Eli: Yep.
Nico: A lot of Jedi died that day.
Me: I know. 9,900 of them were savagely slaughtered. Only 100 of them survived.
Nico: WHOA! So 99% of them were wiped out.
Qin: That is horrible!
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: I'm really glad we destroyed Palpatine forever and gave him the Black Gates.
Xenia: So is everyone in the entire universe.
Lola: Yeah.
Varie: That was really intense though.
Camie: Boy no kidding.
Zuria: But you guys avenged them all by destroying Palpatine.
Me: Yep.
Nico: And it was all because of the inhibitor chips in the clones. Guess Rex was right. Good soldiers following orders isn't always a good thing.
Me: That is for sure.
Eli: I guess they should have destroyed those inhibitor chips to make sure it wasn't carried out.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: But I'm glad the Jedi are being restored on Earth as well as recovering here.
Xenia: Thank goodness.
Tsuyu: Yeah that was really awful what happened.
Lola: Yeah.
Maria: Fives DID try to warm everyone. But Palpatine manipulated events to ensure he was silenced.
Me: Yeah no kidding. Palpatine was like on to him from Minute one.
Nico: Hard to believe that Palpatine was right under the Jedi's noses the entire time.
Qin: No kidding. If they had stopped him sooner then they would have brought an end to that entire war.
Xenia: No kidding there.
Lola: Yeah.
Lily: It's horrible all that happened back then.
Tsuyu: Yeah no kidding. But many of the planets they go to are all amazing.
Nico: They sure are.
Eli: I think so too.
Nico: Let's enjoy the sights while we can.
Laney: I agree.
Lana: But J.D. it's so awesome how you know so many Sailor Soldiers from so many planets.
Zuria: That is so awesome.
Me: It sure is.
Nico: Who do you think the next one will be?
Arrietty: (WINCES)
Her mark for Apus the Bird of Paradise started glowing.
Arrietty: My mark is glowing.
Nico: That means the next Another Undead Zodiarts is near.
Eli: And it's for Apus the Bird of Paradise in the Southern Hemisphere.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: Where is it?
Eli: I sense it's not far.
Qin: Wait look up there!
We saw a figure standing on top of the highest spire of the Jedi Temple.
Me: What is that?
It spread its wings and flew down and landed in front of us and we saw that it was ANOTHER APUS UNDEAD ZODIARTS! It looked like a mixture of Falkar, Goldar and Broodwing!
Me: Whoa! Another Apus Undead Zodiarts!
Nico: Wow! Not much of a Tropical Bird Zodiarts.
Eli: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: Who are you?
Another Apus Undead Zodiarts: (In a girls voice) J.D. knows me.
Me: (GASP) That voice!
She reverted back and it was a Sailor Soldier! She was a girl with rainbow hair and a rainbow uniform and had the symbol of Apus the Bird of Paradise on her right arm.
Me: (GASP) Chloe Corrington A.K.A. Sailor Coruscant!
Nico: Whoa the Sailor Soldier for Coruscant!? I did not expect that. And it's fitting because we're on your home turf.
Sailor Coruscant: That is true.
Nico: How do you know her?
Me: Chloe is one of my friends from Science Class and she is known as the Guardian of The Jedi Order and has been known for protecting the Jedi. But when Order 66 was carried out and many of the Jedi all over the galaxy were slain, she was devastated and she swore to make Palpatine Pay for his crimes. What she doesn't know however though is that the Jedi are on the comeback on Earth and Palpatine is dead thanks to me.
Sailor Coruscant: That's true and I am forever grateful for that.
Me: No problem. What happened to the Jedi was completely unforgivable.
Nico: Did you have to kill any of the clones?
Sailor Coruscant: As a matter of fact yes. I've been doing that for the past week and a half. I was killing thousands and thousands of them.
Me: Wow! You have been really busy.
Xenia: Yeah.
Eli: No kidding.
Camie: Wow. That is amazing.
Nico: I guess they were too far gone.
Me: Hmm. The inhibitor chips must have permanently warped their minds in the process.
Qin: My thoughts exactly.
Me: Chloe are there any other opponents with you right now?
Sailor Coruscant: Yes there are actually. Another version of her. (Points to Ghost).
Ghost: Another version of me!?
Qin: Whoa!
Me: This is gonna be interesting and cool.
Nico: Is it friendly or hostile?
Sailor Coruscant: Friendly and she is a really deadly assassin.
Me: Interesting.
Sailor Coruscant: Yeah and she was helping me kill numerous clones.
Qin: Wow! That is cool!
Lola: Yeah.
Arrietty: I'll face you to save you.
Sailor Coruscant: All right then.
She turned into Another Apus Undead Zodiarts and Arrietty fired a wave of energy and it hit her and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
She was down and I caught the Rouse Card and Zodiarts Switch and purified them. The Rouse Card had the stars and symbol for Apus the Bird of Paradise in the Southern Hemisphere and a picture of the Bird of Paradise on it.
Me: Cool.
Then the Zodiarts Switch glowed and turned into armbands for those with the mark of Apus .
Then I went and picked up Chloe and brought her over.
Nico: One down.
Me: The Another Version of Ghost must not be far behind.
Nico: Sorry we have to add an additional word to your name. But Another Ghost was already taken.
Ghost: No worries Nico. But yeah I see what you mean.
Me: Good way to avoid confusion too.
But then suddenly…
ZOOOM!
A figure swooped in and then PULLED DOWN MAY AND NICO'S PANTS!
Nico: What the?
Me: Uh Nico?
Nico: What?
I pointed and Nico saw his pants down!
Maria: May had that happen too.
Nico: OKAY WHO IS THE WISEASS THAT DID THIS!?
May: Very funny!
They pulled their pants up.
Eli: I think SHE IS THE One that did it!
We saw a black version of Ghost. It was ANOTHER MARVEL GHOST!
Me: WHOA! Another Marvel Ghost!
Ghost: Whoa! That one sure got Nico and May good!
Me: No kidding there Ava! Didn't even see that one coming.
Nico: Pretty sneaky doing that!
Another Marvel Ghost: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that. Killing Clones was done so I decided to pranks.
Me: (GASP) Naomi Martin! I should have known it was your handiwork here.
Another Marvel Ghost: But it's good to see you again J.D.
Nico: You know her?
Me: I sure do. She is the deadliest assassin in the entire history of the world. She was known for being so deadly and extremely well trained that she knows lots of moves no one even thought she could do them. Also she is known for having the highest ever kill count of any known assassin ever. And you know who taught her all she knows? Ra's Al Ghul himself.
We gasped!
Camie: Wow!
Nico: What kind of people does she target?
Me: Naomi mostly goes after the worst kinds of criminals like murderers and deadly evil supervillains. Ones not in the M.O.E.
Nico: Nice!
Me: Naomi was also given the moniker The Immortal Blood Goddess.
Qin: WHOA!
Me: And her calling card to let people know that she was there is a blood red crescent moon with a skeleton hanging from the bottom of it from a noose.
Qin: Whoa! That's Quite a mark.
Nico: Very cool.
Kaito: (gets out Den O Gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Kiva Gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Another Marvel Ghost: Just to kill all the most evil Mob Bosses all over the world. Those not in the Masters of Evil.
Me: Well we can easily do that. Those are all the mob bosses we've been trying to find for years.
Laney: Wow.
Me: Yep.
Another Marvel Ghost: Yeah. But I knew Swartz lied to me.
Me: He's dead now and given the Black Gates.
Qin: Yep.
Another Marvel Ghost: Good riddance.
Me: Yep. Sorry we have to fight you.
Another Marvel Ghost: No worries.
Kaito got a Den-O Sword and Zocks got a Kiva Sword.
Qin: Time for some buttkicking action.
Another Marvel Ghost: Come at me with all you got.
Me: You got it.
Nico: I will say this though, your skills in stealth got the drop on me and May.
May: No kidding. Very impressive.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) If you knew Swartz was lying, why didn't you kill him as well?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Baron Ridewatch) Did you really think she would've stood a chance against all the other Dai Shocket members that were still alive at the time? Including Evolt?
Armor Time! (Baron's Sengoku Driver standby music) Come On! Baron!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz got BaronArmor
Sougo: Good point.
Me: That would have been a suicide mission.
Another Marvel Ghost: Yeah it sure would have been. So I figured why not let you guys handle it.
Me: Smart thinking. The Dai Shocket were far too powerful. But not for us. And we are the most powerful force in the entire universe.
Another Marvel Ghost: True to that.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) If you knew Swartz was lying, why didn't you kill him as well?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Baron Ridewatch) Did you really think she would've stood a chance against all the other Dai Shocker members that were still alive at the time? Including Evolt?
Armor Time! (Baron's Sengoku Driver standby music) Come On! Baron!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz got BaronArmor
Sougo: Good point.
Me: That would have been a suicide mission.
Another Marvel Ghost: Yeah it sure would have been. So I figured why not let you guys handle it.
Me: Smart thinking. The Dai Shocker were far too powerful. But not for us. And we are the most powerful force in the entire universe.
ANother Marvel Ghost: True to that.
Nico: (gets out Ghost's Ridewatch) Let's Get Invisible!
Nico activated it and went invisible.
Qin: WHOA!
Nico teleported and kicked down Another Marvel Ghost!
Lola: Take that!
Varie: YEAH!
Nico: (gets out Evil Xion's Ridewatch) Now for some Keyblade action!
He activated it and got Evil Xion's Keyblade and fired waves of energy and elements and blasted her all over.
Qin: TAKE THAT!
Lola: YEAH!
May: Pull my pants down will ya!?
May fired waves of ice and smashed her down.
May: (gets out Bigger Boo's Ridewatch) I'll show you!
May activated it and scared the living daylights out of her.
Another Marvel Ghost screamed in fright!
Qin: Oh yeah!
Lola: Take that!
Lucy Loud: Wicked.
May: (gets out Universe 666 Boogeyman's Ridewatch) Good thing Grim isn't with us.
She activated it and formed into a TV and scared her bad and also she farted.
LOUD FART!
May: OH! Pardon me.
Camie: Funny.
Maria: (gets out Zeena's Ridewatch) Let's see what this does.
Maria activated it and fired waves of energy and smashed down Another Marvel Ghost.
Qin: OH YEAH!
Lola: That was cool!
Maria: Yep. Now for this one.(ACITVATES GWESS'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Larxene then appeared with her team. It had Megavolt, the Psycho Rangers, Minotaur (Scooby Doo), Phantom of Milo Booth And Dorko Malfly.
Larxene: Hey guys!
Nico: Nice team, Larxene!
Larxene: Thanks. I thought it was cool too.
Me: It sure is.
Crystal: Time for some action from me. (ACTIVATES EVIL XION'S RIDEWATCH)
Crystal fired waves of elements and they hit Another Marvel Ghost and smashed her down.
Zeena: You better not mess up my nails!
May: Don't worry I didn't.
Zeena: Good.
May: What's taking the next Gene Slammer so long?
But the something poked May on her leg.
May: Huh?
She saw a Parasect.
May: A Parasect. Wow.
Lola: Cool.
Parasect: (In a girls voice) Looks like the fun is starting.
Nico: Cassaandra Harrelson! Wow!
Parasect: It's good to see you again Nico. I got this.
She fired waves of energy from the mushroom on her back and knocked down the Another Marvel Ghost and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and it was for Ariel.
Me: Awesome.
I went over to Naomi and she was a girl with blue hair in a black ninja outfit.
I picked her up.
Naomi Martin: (GROANS) What a headache.
Me: But you're back to normal Naomi.
I brought her over.
Crystal: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Parasect: My favorite is when me and Nico cured a girl that was dying of a really bad disease. As you can guess I'm a healer and I make potions. Nico and I helped gather ingredients from my greenhouse and she was cured. The disease was diphtheria and we made a really good natural remedy with the plants I had in my greenhouse and they made her better than ever.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Wow! That is amazing!
Lola: Yeah.
Me: Yeah. Lets get you back to normal.
Parasect: Okay. But I'm naked.
Me: Oh boy.
I put on my blind man glasses.
Nicole: No one better peak or else!
Me: But in a massively packed planet sized city like this.
I formed a cloaked dome over us so no one will see.
Then I snapped my fingers and she was reverting back.
The boys covered their eyes.
She was back to normal and was naked. Cassandra was a green hair girl with orange eyes.
Nico helped Cassandra up to her feet while his eyes were closed and the fashion brigade moved in and gave her new clothes. She had green clothes.
Cassandra Harrelson: (Groans) Man that was awful. But these clothes are awesome.
Varie: Thanks Cassandra.
Nico and Cassandra hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Cassandra: Me too Nico. Me too.
Me: But this was awesome having another rescue on Coruscant.
Zuria: And it was awesome seeing what Coruscant was like.
Eli: Glad you had fun Zuria.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, SpongeBob, Natilee, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, and Princess Mindy are heading back to Dark World for Day 14 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the two girls here, but Helena Hufflepuff is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Guru Greatsword of Ceruli, Guru of Dark World.
And we're also going to destroy Yuuki Terumi who's come back from the dead seeking revenge on us for destroying him.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're back in Dark World for Day 14 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt, and and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the two girls here, but Helena Hufflepuff is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Guru Greatsword of Ceruli, Guru of Dark World of Dark World.
Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) That's right, and since she was Gene-Slammed into Ceruli, Guru of Dark World, it's perfect for her, and we're also going to destroy Yuuki Terumi who's come back from the dead seeking revenge on us for destroying him.
Makoto Nanaya: I should've known he'd come back, but now, we're about to put an end to him once and for all, and he's never ever coming back.
The BlazeBlue girls in Lincoln's harem also agreed.
Nico: Yeah, he's nothing more than a plague on this world, and he must be destroyed forever.
Me: I haven't forgotten that he also has the same power as us: he can feed on hatred and it makes him stronger.
Lincoln: Yep, but there's a force greater and more powerful than hatred: love, and it's the one thing that Yuuki Terumi despises.
Suddenly, our energy auras flared up extremely, and we were getting stronger and stronger, and it's just as Lincoln said, love is a greater and more powerful force than hatred, and it was from when the day Timmy destroyed Norm the Genie and lifted the last bit of darkness that plagued us from The 20 Days of Darkness.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: Whoa, this is really incredible, but how, we're nowhere near...!
Lori: Allow me to explain, we do get stronger from absorbing negative energy and converting it into positive energy, but when we absorb positive energy from feelings of love, respect, and happiness, let's just say it feels as though we've absorbed a massive battery of positive and negative energy times infinity.
Lincoln: Yep, and it's really powerful, and I want to thank you and your team for joining, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: You're welcome, Lincoln. Man, this place sure is creepy.
Sandy: You said a mouthful. Now, we should head for Ceruli, Guru of Dark World's shrine, and then, we hogtie Yuuki Terumi and run him out of town on a rail.
Lincoln: And straight to The Black Gates like the ornery rattlesnake that he is.
Suddenly, Lincoln saw the timer on his right large gold cuff Bracelet of The Champion of the Universe, and we saw that the Monkey Nazca Line and Earthbound Immortal Cusillu were now glowing.
Lincoln: And another day down means that Audrey's life is already growing shorter.
We continued on and we arrived at Ceruli, Guru of Dark World's shrine, and then, the rainbow iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed, and the doors opened and we entered, and we saw a massive demonic looking greatsword floating in the center and with dark light shining down on it: The Demonic Darkness Guru Greatsword of Ceruli, Guru of Dark World, a powerful demonic massive greatsword with cerulean blue gems embedded in the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black demon heads for the crossguard, large cerulean blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large demon heads and a large cerulean blue gem on the bottom of the demon heads for the pommel.
Rarity: My word, is that...?
Lincoln: The Demonic Darkness Guru Greatsword of Ceruli, Guru of Dark World, that sure is one scary looking demonic greatsword.
Helena Hufflepuff: Cool.
Suddenly, we saw Ghostrick Mary and Decode Talker appear, and with them are the two girls.
Nico: Whoa, that's Ghostrick Mary and Decode Talker, awesome.
Ghostrick Mary: (British Accent) And we got them away from that hate-filled monster.
Decode Talker: (Indian Accent) But, he'll get his just desserts soon.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Those voices, Mary Adelberte and Shyla Saibarbled, I knew it was you two, it's good to see you again, but we'll talk later, we still got Yuuki Terumi to deal with.
?: TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!
Makoto Nanaya: Yep, there's no mistaking that voice!
We then saw our target, Yuuki Terumi, and he was really pissed now.
Lincoln: If it isn't Yuuki Terumi, you still pissed off that we ruined your plans?
Yuuki Terumi: You have ruined my plans to destroy every last human on Earth, what the Hell do you think?!
Helena Hufflepuff: Yep, you're still pissed, but now, we're going to make it even worse.
Suddenly, Helena Hufflepuff's light blue eyes turned light blue, and she was surrounded by a black and light blue energy aura with darkness, demons, and dark magic, she unholstered her massive Ceruli, Monk of Dark World's Demon Greatsword of Darkness Monk Justice, and as she approached Yuuki Terumi, she left black and light blue energy, darkness, demons, and dark magic with every step.
Helena Hufflepuff: You just don't even know when to quit, do you, Yuuki Terumi. But, for what you've tried to do in destroying mankind, we will see to it that not a single trace of you remains in this world.
Suddenly, Helena Hufflepuff was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and light blue energy with dark magic and darkness surrounding the vortex, there's an army of demons and Ceruli, Guru of Dark World flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Helena Hufflepuff emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Helena Hufflepuff grew from 6'11" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long flowing light blue hair, she has light blue eyes and a light blue energy aura with demons, darkness, and dark magic surrounding her, she has Ceruli, Monk of Dark World emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with light blue iris, she has on demon earrings with light blue gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Ceruli, Monk of Dark World with light blue gems for the eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hand for the second pendant, along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with light blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and light blue gems on the gold lightning bolt links and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Helena Hufflepuff has on a sleeveless blue, sleeveless dark blue top with two horizontal blue stripes, blue skirt, dark blue bellbottom pants with light blue flowers on it, blue sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, demons, and dark magic on the coattails and on the back is Ceruli, Guru of Dark World surrounded by darkness, demons, and dark magic and on top is the crest for Hufflepuff House. Suddenly, Helena Hufflepuff felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light blue angel wings with black tips on the feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long light blue wolf tails, Elizabeth Gryffindor has on a Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Helena Hufflepuff's massive Ceruli, Guru of Dark World's Demon Greatsword of Darkness Monk Justice and The Demonic Darkness Guru Greatsword of Ceruli, Guru of Dark World and all of the other swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and light blue energy, darkness, demons, and dark magic, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Ceruli, Guru of Dark World's Demonic Darkness Guru Greatsword of Dark Magic Guru Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded light blue gems and Ceruli, Guru of Dark World, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged, midnight black blade, large midnight black demon heads for the crossguard, large light blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black demon heads with red gems for eyes and a large light blue gem on the bottom of the demon heads for the pommel, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with light blue gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Ceruli, Guru of Dark World's head with light blue gems for eyes and a large light blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large Destroyer of The Church of Necrom grimoire, rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a light blue kanji below Ceruli, Guru of Dark World that said, "Helena Hufflepuff, Descendent of Helga Hufflepuff, Gene-Slammer of Ceruli, Monk of Dark World, Powerful Member of The Dark World Goth Girls, Powerful Master of The Dark Arts and The Occult, Dear Friend of Nicholette Torrington, Giselle Harrington, Scarlet Rosenburg, Silvia Excelsior, Renee Ravenclaw, Selene Slytherin, Zennia Nikolaevna, Griselda Huffington, Laniya Guillermo, Camie Nicholetta, Bertha Sellington, Celine Wendova, Chloe Terryington, Rhonda Jekyll, Connie Jackelstein, and Clara St. Clarice, Loving Future Wife and Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Duchess Swan, Destroyer of Cole Sullivan of The Church of Necrom, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Demons, and Dark Magic"
ヘレナ・ハッフルパフ、ヘルガ・ハッフルパフの末裔、セルリのジーン・スラマー、ダーク・ワールドのモンク、ダーク・ワールド・ゴス・ガールの強力なメンバー、ダーク・アーツとオカルトの強力なマスター、ニコレット・トリントンの親愛なる友人、ジゼル・ハリントン、スカーレット・ローゼンバーグ、シルビア・エクセルシオール、レニー・レイブンクロー、セレーネ・スリザリン、ゼニア・ニコラエヴナ、グリセルダ・ハフィントン、ラニヤ・ギレルモ、ケイミー・ニコレッタ、バーサ・セリントン、セリーヌ・ウェンドヴァ、クロエ・テリントン、ロンダ・ジキル、コニー・ジャッケルスタイン、クララ・セントクラリス、愛する未来の妻、リンカーンの守護天使ラウド、スワン公爵夫人の大敵、ネクロム教会のコール・サリバンの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして闇、悪魔、そして闇のマスター魔法
Helena Hufflepuff has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DEMON-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS CERULI DEMON GURU DARK WORLD DEMONIC ANGEL OF DEMONIC CERULEAN DARK WORLD JUSTICE AND DIVINE DEMON GURU HUFFLEPUFF DARK WORLD LOVE!
We were amazed by Helena Hufflepuff's Super Angel-Demon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Yuuki Terumi saw it, he went completely berserk and rushed at her to kill her, but Helena Hufflepuff fired a powerful black and light blue energy blast with demons, darkness, and dark magic at Yuuki Terumi and it exploded with incredible power as it hit him, and he also got burned by positive energy, and this really pissed him off.
Nicholette Torrington: Whoa, Helena Hufflepuff's transformed into her Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form, awesome!
Lincoln: You got that right, Nicholette, and now, Yuuki Terumi is going to pay with his life in full, and Helena, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Helena Hufflepuff: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Dark World Cerulean Demon Guru and Divine Demon Guru Dark World Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put this hatred-filled monster down for good?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Helena.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Helena Hufflepuff.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of trying to destroy mankind are over, Yuuki Terumi, and this time, stay dead.
Helena Hufflepuff and Lincoln went after Yuuki Terumi, who fired blasts of darkness at them, but they deflected them all, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and cerulean blue energy, dark magic, crosses, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, fairies, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, and Mermaids at Yuuki Terumi, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they also attacked him with slashes from their massive greatswords, and slashes from Lincoln's claws, and he drew more blood.
Me: Damn, now that's got to hurt. Let's join in and give them a hand.
Nico: Yeah!
TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, SpongeBob, Natilee, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, Princess Mindy, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Yuuki Terumi, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Helena Hufflepuff, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Ceruli, Guru of Dark World's Demonic Guru Darkness Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's black with cerulean blue flames on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and Ceruli, Guru of Dark World surrounded by darkness and the Hufflepuff House crest etched on the sides, and a cerulean blue gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Helena Hufflepuff fired blasts of rainbow energy, black and light blue energy, and elemental forces at Yuuki Terumi and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and really knocked him down.
Then, Lincoln transformed the tip of one of his eleven massive white wolf tails into Cell's stinger, and he stabbed it into Yuuki Terumi's chest as he screamed in agony, and Lincoln absorbed him and he assimilated his powers and abilities and he also gained a massive power boost from his immense and nasty hatred. Then, his tail returned back and the stinger changed back, and an energy card with Yuuki Terumi's soul inside it fired from Lincoln's massive greatsword. Then, when the Judgement Kanji appeared on Yuuki Terumi's forehead, he was erased by The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Helena Hufflepuff's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long light blue wolf tails, and massive light blue angel wings are permanent, and the harem-themed greatswords vanished.
Helena Hufflepuff: Your days of trying to destroy humanity are over. Thanks for helping me destroy Yuuki Terumi once and for all, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Helena.
Suddenly, Helena Hufflepuff wrapped her arms around Lincoln's massive wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Helena Hufflepuff's face, they deeply kissed passionately as Helena Hufflepuff's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's massive, wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Demon, and Ceruli, Guru of Dark World flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and demons flying behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Helena Hufflepuff came back to us as the display and Ceruli, Guru of Dark World vanished.
Nicholette Torrington: That hate-filled monster got what was coming to him, sheesh.
Lincoln: Makoto and the others told me everything about Yuuki Terumi and the trouble that he put them all through, and he's also a genocidal, vengeance-crazed, hate-filled monster, so yeah, he had to go. (To Mary Adelberte and Shyla Saibarbled) And it's so good to see you again, Mary Adelberte and Skyla Saibarbled.
Mary Adelberte reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing blood red hair, blood red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Ghostrick Mary, and she's dressed in a black short-sleeved blouse, blood red sleeveless top, black skirt, black pants, black knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and mirrors on the coattails and Ghostrick Mary on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Ghostrick Mary-themed greatsword with Ghostrick Mary etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large ghost heads for the crossguard, large blood red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large ghost heads and a large blood red gem on the bottom of the large ghost heads for the pommel.
And Shyla Saibarbled reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing black hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Decode Talker, and she's dressed in a black short-sleeved blouse, black top, black skirt, black pants, black knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with technology and gadgets on the coattails and Decode Talker on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Decode Talker-themed greatsword with Decode Talker etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large robot heads for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large robot heads and a large blue gem on the bottom of the large robot heads for the pommel.
Mary Adelbere: (British Accent) You too, Lincoln, and it's also good to see you, Claire, Ramona Alucard, Aisha, Sarah, Winter, Ramona Qingzhao, Autumn, and Tiana again, Ursula.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal, Ramona Alucard, Sarah Dullahan, Claire Allaire, Aisha Arian, Winter Icyin, Ramona Qingzhao, Autumn Aluma, and Tiana Masina: You too, Mary.
Shyla Saibarbled: (Indian Accent) Indeed, it's been a long time, and it's also good to see you too, Leni.
Leni: You too, Shyla.
Lincoln went up to Mary Adelberte and Shyla Saibarbled and he hugged them, and the girls were very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and they had atomic red blushes on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Mary Adelberte: (British Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and eleven massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new.
Shyla Saibarbled: (Indian Accent) You said it, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know these two?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, the Ghostrick Mary Gene-Slammer is Mary Adelberte, she's my Guardian Angel from England and my classmate in Art. She's a Bloody Mary and she was born with the powers of darkness and blood, and she also knew of me being a vampire-werewolf-cyborg hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. She's known for casting curses on those who dare to hurt me, and some of these very curses involve her haunting them in their homes and during the hours of the night, even during The Witching Hour. Her reputation towards villains and for protecting Lincoln with those curses she inflicts on villains has earned her the moniker, "The Bloody Mary of Michigan". She's also good friends with Lucy and her friends in The Young Morticians' Club, and she also hates Princess Morbucks with a burning passion and wants nothing more than to kill her in a bloody fashion.
Lola: Yeah, I remember her all too well, and Mary really hated that spoiled brat.
Brittney gave Mary Adelberte the ring for The Goths of Darkness, and she put it on her right ring finger.
Lincoln: And the Decode Talker Gene-Slammer is Shyla Saibarbled, she's my Guardian Angel from India and classmate in Math, but she's also one of the most beautiful of my Guardian Angels and an amazing fashionista, her last name, Saibarbled, means Cyber Blade in Hindi.
Leni: She's really an amazing fashionista, she, Lincoln, and I would often make wondrous clothing, and she and Lincoln also made beautiful dresses for me to wear, and to show thanks, I took Shyla and Lincoln to a vegan restaurant, where they kissed each other on the lips. Plus, Lincoln and I found out she's also the niece of Glynda Goodwitch, and she really hates Chandler with a burning passion.
Nico: Wow! Two girls who really hated two evil redheads: Princess Morbucks and Chandler, who was like this because of his dark side.
Lincoln: Yep, they really hated them with a burning passion.
Mary Adelberte: (British Accent) That's right. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something we want to give you: we want to give you our blood.
We gasped at their request, including Lincoln.
Lincoln: Mary, Shyla, are you absolutely sure about this?
Mary Adelberte: (British Accent)(Smiles) More than anything, after all, we're going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.
Lincoln looked into the eyes of Mary Adelberte and Shyla Saibarbled, and he saw that they're really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to Mary Adelberte and Shyla Saibarbled, and he hugged their waists in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down first on Mary Adelberte's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, . He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up, and he also did the same with Shyla Saibarbled.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Loves appeared on the necks of Mary Adelberte and Shyla Saibarbled with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Mary Adelberte: (British Accent)(Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you and Shyla are now part of my harem and my many future wives, Mary.
Mary Adelberte and Shyla Saibarbled had a smile on their face and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists and they wrapped their left and right arms around Lincoln's massive, wider, and muscular back, and he leans down to their faces and kissed the two of them passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the two girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The two girls are Mia Luna Tearmoon from Tearmoon Empire and Sariphi from Sacrificial Princess and the King of Beasts.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mia Luna Tearmoon from Tearmoon Empire and Sariphi from Sacrificial Princess and the King of Beasts.
Nicole: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Mia Luna Tearmoon: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Mia Luna Tearmoon and Sariphi saw who it was that saved them from Yuuki Terumi, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.
Mia Luna Tearmoon: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made a clone of himself, and he and his clone went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Mia Luna Tearmoon: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mia Luna Tearmoon and Sariphi a with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln told everyone that Helena Hufflepuff had gotten The Demonic Darkness Guru Greatsword of Ceruli, Guru of Dark World, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Yuuki Terumi, who came back from the dead and wanted revenge on us for killing him last year.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Helena Hufflepuff transforming into her Super Angel-Demon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form, and she, Lincoln, and all of us laying a brutal beatdown on him, and Lincoln using Cell's absorption technique on him and sending his soul straight to The Black Gates forever, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln, Mary Adelberte, and Shyla Saibarbled have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: Whoa, so not only did you guys see Mary Adelberte and Shyla Saibarbled and Helena had gotten The Demonic Darkness Guru Greatsword of Ceruli, Guru of Dark World, but you guys also destroyed Yuuki Terumi who came back again?!
Lincoln: Yep, and we gave that heartless hate-monger The Black Gates forever.
Nico: He deserved it for all the crap he's put Makoto and her friends through.
Me: Along with his hatred for humanity, that's just evil.
After finally getting rid of Yuuki Terumi and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Mary Adelberte and Shyla Saibarbled saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Mary Adelberte: (British Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Shyla Saibarbled: (Indian Accent) If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Mary Adelberte: (British Accent) That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right. So, girls, we already know of your hatred towards Princess Morbucks and Chandler for obvious reasons, but what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Mary Adelberte: (British Accent) I remembered this one time in Art Class, Lincoln was painting, and I soon saw that it was a painting of me in a beautiful black and red dress from the 16th Century, and I was surrounded by spirits and ghosts underneath the full moon. It was really really beautiful, and I did a painting of Lincoln in medieval armor wielding a greatsword and riding on a white horse under the sun. I still have the painting he did of me and the painting I did of him.
Mary Adelberte took out the painting Lincoln did of Mary Adelberte in a beautiful black and red dress from the 16th Century and was surrounded by spirits and ghosts underneath the full moon, and her painting of Lincoln in silver armor wielding a greatsword and riding on a white horse underneath the sun. When we saw the paintings, they were breathtakingly beautiful.
Nico: Whoa, these paintings..., they're...they're really beautiful.
Me: You said it, and it represents them in a way: Mary Adelberte, a Goth of The Night, and Lincoln, an Archangel Warrior of The Day, these masterpieces are really amazing.
Laney: When I saw them, I fainted.
Shyla Saibarbled: (Indian Accent) Yeah, and I had to ask Joey to administer CPR to you immediately.
We snickered, and Laney blushed.
Shyla Saibarbled: (Indian Accent) Okay, jokes aside, now it's my turn. I remembered in Math Class I was called on to solve a Math Problem and Chandler and his goons were heckling me and calling me a nerd. I wanted to hit their heads together, but Lincoln told Mrs. Johnson, and Chandler and his goons got three weeks detention for heckling me. I eventually solved the math problem, and it was thanks to Lincoln for giving me the confidence to do it.
We cheered.
Nico: Nice one, Lincoln, and I can guess it pissed Chandler and his goons off.
Chandler looked down.
Chandler: It did, and that monster wanted me to get revenge, and as if that wasn't enough, those two goons pressured me into doing it. They launched the attack after school, but Lincoln fired two blasts of ice blue energy and froze them in blocks of ice, and he called the cops and he got them arrested.
Shyla Saibarbled: (Indian Accent) I admit what you did was bad, but to find out it was your Dark Side that did it, that was awful, and it didn't help your dad was a scumbag.
Lincoln: And he told his evil dad off when he broke out, and he also said he severed his ties to him forever. But, after Maggie and I defeated him, we sent him to a prison where heartless pricks like him belong and where he'll stay until he dies.
Nico: You got that right.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln and his harem are heading to Cool Cool Mountain.
Lincoln snaps his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in a large orange winter coat, red long-sleeved sweater, he still had on his large royal blue pants multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large knee-high gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble, and his harem were dressed in winter clothes and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Winter Icyin: (British Accent) My word, so this is Cool Cool Mountain, it's beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Winter, and we're going to have some fun here. Shall we?
Lincoln and his harem began having fun in the snow by sledding on the snow-covered hills, and they also had an awesome snowball fight. Then, Lincoln also made a massive frozen lake and he and his harem ice-skated on the frozen lake, and it was truly amazing. Then, they shared a romantic kiss as snow was falling down around them. Lincoln and his harem returned home to The World Tree Estate, and they immediately got warm and they were in our normal clothes.
Nico: Hey, Lincoln, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Cool Cool Mountain and had a lot of fun there, even Winter had the time of her life.
Winter Icyin: (British Accent) It was truly amazing, and you sure haven't lost your ice-skating touch, Lincoln.
Cornelia: Aw man, I really wanted to see just how skilled Lincoln is at ice-skating.
Winter Icyin: (British Accent) Oh, sorry, Cornelia.
Cornelia: It's alright.
Lincoln: Say, next time, we'll do an ice-skating competition here.
Nico: That's an awesome idea, Lincoln, and Cornelia can also participate in it as well.
Me: You got that right.
Over in the Swiss Alps, I was guiding Rolf to a special spot.
Varie was guiding Evelyn. They both were blindfolded.
Concrete Man: You'll love where we're taking you, Rolf.
Rolf: Ho ho ho. Rolf is sure excited.
Me: Well you'll love it Rolf. We're actually in a location you are familiar with.
Rolf: Rolf very excited.
Varie: You will love this Evelyn.
Evelyn: I have a feeling I will.
Then we arrived at a picnic spot and it had all of Rolf's and Evelyn's favorite meats. And we took off the Blindfolds.
Me: Here we are!
They saw we were in the Swiss Alps.
Evelyn: Wow! The Swiss Alps!
Rolf: Feels like Rolf is in his home!
Rolf and Evelyn gasped seeing each other!
Universe 666 Delightful Lenny: Nico, I hope you can run fast.
Nico: Noted.
Rolf: Celtic fairy Evelyn Girl!?
Evelyn: Rolf!? You're my secret date!?
Rolf: Ho ho ho! This is amazing! Rolf is really looking forward to this.
Me: We made this picnic for you guys
Rolf: You made it with Rolf's and Evelyn's favorites.
Evelyn: That is awesome. And I've been learning many things about Rolf's culture for a long time since I first met Rolf.
Carmen: Captain Rolf has amazing and awesome cultures. I have been learning so much about them too since I became part of the Urban Rangers.
Evelyn: That is awesome Carmen. And you picked one of my favorite places on Earth. I love the Swiss Alps. And I can do this. YODELAY YEE HOO! (ECHOING)
Maria: Wow nice echo.
Me: The Swiss Alps have always been known for having some of the best echo spots in the world.
Eddy: I really am proud of Stretch for taking this big step.
Skullcruncher: So am I.
Eddy: Yep Rolfy boy has earned this.
Rolf and Evelyn were having really delicious meat sandwiches and more.
Nico: Boy those meat sandwiches are awesome.
Me: They sure are. And Switzerland is so beautiful. See that mountain there Nico?
I pointed to the Matterhorn.
Nico: Yep that's the Matterhorn. Beautiful.
Me: Yep. One of my favorite mountains in the world.
Camie: It's beautiful.
Me: Yep.
Xenia: It's awesome.
Later Rolf and Carmen got finished having a good lunch.
Me: Want some Swiss hot chocolate guys?
I pulled out a thermos full of it.
Rolf: Oh sure J.D.
Evelyn: Thanks.
Rolf had his Stein and Carman had a cup and I poured it for them.
They toasted their glasses.
Later after a great meal we cleaned everything up.
Evelyn: Boy this was so fun Nico. Thank you for this.
Nico: You're welcome Evelyn. Glad you two had fun.
Rolf: Indeed Fireball Nico boy.
Evelyn: But we still have to punish you for this!
Nico: (GULPS) You're not gonna pulverize me with the Hat of Discipline are you?
Evelyn: Nope. Something worse!
Warpath: Nico, you better start running!
Nico then ran using Reverse Flash and Speed Demon's speed.
ZOOM!
But then Nico tripped over a rock and Rolf and Evelyn ticked Nico and he was laughing hysterically as they tickled him!
Evelyn: Coochie coochie coo!
Nico: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OKAY! OKAY OKAY! OKAY! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Camie: Nico sure is ticklish.
Me: Yeah he sure is.
Later we came back home to the estate.
Me: That was fun.
Xenia: It sure was.
Stalker: Nico, which teams have you made today?
Nico: Homer's team will include Cuprosklodowskite, Lenny, Carl, Moe, and Barney. MJ's team will include Traci Torpedoes, Ayaka, Sasami, Ryoko, and Washu.
Homer: WOOHOO! We're all in a team!
Xenia: You sure are Homer.
Me: Wow! All Atomic Powers.
Lenny Leonard: That is so awesome!
Carl Carlson: It sure is!
Moe Szyslak: Yeah it's so awesome.
Barney: Boy I'll say. And it's perfect. (BELCH)
We laughed.
Spiderman: I'm happy for you M.J.
M.J.: Me too Tiger.
Tenchi: And I'm happy for some of the girls too.
Lola: All of us are.
Xenia: Yep.
The previous M.O.E. Group came.
BlackWargreymon: Can me, Mumbo Jumbo, Knightbrace, Electrocutioner, Fixer, SkullMeramon, BlackWarGreymon, Vulkanus, Six Gum Gang, Taskmaster, and Private HIVE go with you guys?
Heatstroke: Me, Sheep Mage, Garigari, Evil Plug Man, Evil Spring Man, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, Suzaku, Siren Sara, Ticklepuss, and Knighty Knight will come too.
Goof: And Rolf? Congrats on getting a girlfriend.
Rolf: Thank you square peg and round hole Six Gum boy.
Nico: And yes you guys can come with us.
But then the alarm went off.
Me: Uh oh!
Computer: Warning Warning! Nico my sensors have detected an incoming distress cal from the North Pole.
Nico: Oh boy! On screen!
It played.
Santa Claus: Team Loud Phoenix Storm you have to come quick! We're in danger!
Nico: Santa what's wrong!
Santa Claus: I don't know! My (STATIC) is attacking!
Then the screen went dark.
Me: Oh boy they must be in really deep doo doo trouble!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Asimov, a foe that Hail, Desna, Joule, Kohaku, and Moniqa have dealt with in the past, and he's coming here to get revenge on them. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Hail, Desna, Joule, Kohaku, and Moniqa, you girls aren't going to like him one bit, the figure was none other than Asimov, a foe you girls have dealt with in the past, and he's coming here to get revenge on you.
Hail, Desna, Joule, Kohaku, and Moniqa gasped in shock.
Hail: Oh man, I thought we'd never have to deal with Asimov again.
Nicole: I've heard of him, and he's a genocidal mastermind out to destroy humanity.
We gasped.
Nico: Oh, that's literally not good.
Me: You said it.
Elizabeth Guillaume: Then, leave this to me and Lincoln, we'll make sure he pays dearly for all of the crimes that he's committed.
Lincoln: Yeah, we'll make him pay for what he's done, but we also got watch it, he's also got lightning powers and he's also a skilled marksman, and he can also transform into Demerzel, a large, blue humanoid form made of pure electricity, which like the fire alien Pyron, I'm going to absorb into me, assimilate his powers and abilities, and send him to The Black Gates forever.
Nico: Yipe, this is going to be one electrifying fight, hope we can stay clear of the lightning. Alright, gang, let's go, we've got an emergency at The North Pole.
Lincoln: (Gasps) An emergency at The North Pole, we better get over there and see what's happening there, and once we get done with the emergency at The North Pole, you're next, Asimov, or should I say, Demerzel.
Knightbrace: I wonder what could've happened.
Luna: Dudes, relax. Some reindeer probably went out of control. I'm sure Santa's not in any serious danger.
Garigari: Or some of the toys probably came to life and turned evil. Ever think about that?
Nico: Well we better go find out. Lets get moving!
We got on our fur parkas and we were off to the North Pole.
We were flying fast over the Arctic.
Nico: I hope Santa is all right.
We arrived at Santa's Village.
Me: Here we are guys.
Shade Man: Everything looks fine.
Dixie: Looks can be deceiving.
Tsuyu: I've got a really bad feeling about this.
Brittney: Me too. I'm sensing huge levels of supernatural energy present.
Me: We better go check it out.
We went down and into Santa's house. We saw that there was a massive struggle!
The house was really ransacked.
Me: My god. What the hell happened here?
Nico: Looks like there was a struggle.
Eli: Nothing was stolen thank goodness.
Fixer: My guess is that those evil toys did this.
Evil Spring Man: I think they might be hiding, waiting to strike.
Nico: You think this is Princess Morbucks's handiwork?
Me: I don't think so. She may be a spoiled brat but she is not that smart.
Qin: Yeah.
I looked at the Limburger Cheese Mine Security Cameras and it showed that she was still in her cell.
Me: She's still in cell so that's good.
Camie: Yep.
Nico: Stay alert guys.
We kept our eyes peeled. Then I saw a red stain on the floor and I wiped it and saw that it was blood.
Me: It's blood!
Xenia: Oh no! I hope someone wasn't…
Me: Lets not overreact Xenia.
Jungle Fury Jarrod: Santa probably got injured by one of the evil toys but managed to get away.
Wilbur: You think if we find him, he'll tell us who brought them to life?
Me: It's possible.
We heard a groan and saw a figure in the corner under a table.
Me: Someone there?
We saw that it was Santa Claus!
Me: Santa!
Nico: Santa!
We saw that he was groaning.
Me: Santa? Are you okay?
Eli: I don't like this.
Then he got up and roared and WE SAW THAT HE HAD VAMPIRE FANGS!
Nico: WHAT THE!?
Me: HE'S A VAMPIRE!
Santa Claus: I WILL FEAST ON YOUR SOUL!
Brittney and Sakura Haruno then braced him up against the wall!
Me: I got this!
I slashed my wrist and then Santa was having some of my blood and then he was cured and back to normal!
Santa Claus: What? What happened?
Me: You were turned into a vampire Santa.
Taskmaster: Oh, we'll tell you what happened.
Ticklepuss: Whoever brought your toys to life turned you into a vampire.
Luan: And you also had a villainous breakdown. Which would be fine except it wasn't caused by us!
Santa: No it wasn't my toys that did it.
Luan: It wasn't?
Santa: No it was Mrs. Claus!
We gasped!
Mandy: Oh man not this again.
Grim: (Jamaican Accent) Is she still a vampire even after we cured her?
Santa: No some outside force made her one again.
Me: Did you get a good look at who it was?
Santa: No I didn't.
Me: This is awful! Wait Grim this happened to you and Billy and Mandy before?
Air Man: This has to be a mistake. There's no way Mrs. Claus would do this!
Luna: Look at the facts, dude. She DID do this!
Maria: But why?
Luan: Seems obvious to me! She was evil the whole time and we should've fucking killed her when we had the chance!
Nico: Now guys lets not jump to conclusions. We don't even know what happened. Now Grim tell us everything that happened.
Grim: Okay.
He went over what happened the first time.
Santa Claus (Gilbert Gottfried) has been bitten by a vampire — not by the Head Vampire (Malcolm McDowell), but actually by the Head Head Vampire (Carol Kane). Mandy and Grim team up with the Head Vampire, Baron von Ghoulish, while Billy helps Mrs. Claus and the elves around the workshop and she was happy that Billy is the only one who ever offered her help.
It turns out that Mrs. Claus actually is the Head Head Vampire, who really turned Santa into a vampire because she was stressed from over work, but she doesn't hate him because she loves him very much. She attacks the friends with her army of vampire bat elves. Baron von Ghoulish hides in a Christmas tree as Mandy faces off with Mrs. Claus. Meanwhile, Billy discovers the Vampire Antidote - cookies and milk.
Mrs. Claus is reformed by Billy's heartfelt words while reminding her the true meaning of Christmas, Santa is restored to life, and Christmas is saved. On Christmas morning, Grim receives a new scythe, Mandy only gets coal because she was naughty and Billy becomes one of the reindeer to help Santa across the world.
When he was done we were shocked.
Me: Oh man! But we totally underestimated Billy yet again. Thanks to his heartfelt words he saved her.
Qin: Yeah. That was awesome.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: But I feel bad for Mrs. Claus. She works her fingers to the bone every year without a break.
Grim: She sure does mon.
He told us what happened with her.
Nancy Claus is a vampire, the wife of Santa Claus, and, 300 years prior the events of Billy and Mandy Save Christmas, as well as its main antagonist. Nancy was appointed the Head-Head Vampire over all of the other head-vampires.
She was voiced by Carol Kane.
According to her husband, Santa, Nancy was a vampire long before the two of them had even met, but that didn't discourage him from courting her. According to Nancy, Santa having always had, in her own words, a "odd desire to give presents to complete strangers", had shown her the joys of giving, (blood,) not just receiving.
After the two of them got married, they purchased a "Pole of their own". Knowing that that making Christmas every year would be a lot of work, they both agreed to divide the work equally amongst the two of them. Over the years, however, Santa became more pre-occupied with checking his 'naughty and nice' list and updating it, leaving his wife to pick up his slack. In Nancy's own words, Santa "works one night out of the year", while she is "working her fingers to the bone the other 364".
When he was done we were shocked!
Me: Oh man! But that is amazing that Billy saved her and cured her.
Lola: Yeah. I have a feeling that it's another source that made her like this.
Santa: Yes it wasn't Nancy's fault. Something bit her and reawakened her vampire side.
Billy then broke down crying!
May: You okay, Billy?
Billy: (crying) No, I'm not! So many people are trying to ruin Christmas! First, Mel tries to get Santa arrested. Then there was that feud. And now, someone turned Santa and Mrs. Claus into monsters! Maybe you guys were right. I AM an idiot.
Private HIVE: No, soldier. You're not an idiot for believing in the Christmas spirit.
Knighty Knight: There's nothing wrong in believing in Christmas. Everyone good does.
Me: Yeah that's right Billy and thanks to you the first time you saved Mrs. Claus from herself and turned her back to normal.
Billy was crying and wailing hard and tears were dripping from his face and snot dripped from his nose.
Qin: Oh man. Poor kid.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Poor Billy.
Camie: Billy just because you have done things that are really stupid in the past doesn't mean you don't have a good heart. You have saved the world a few times yourself. As well as saved Christmas and also you saved lots of people.
Me: Yeah you are not a bad person Billy. Sure you may have done some stupid idiotic things but you are still a good kid.
Qin: Yeah.
Billy: (CRYING) But guys!?
Oh man. Poor Billy.
Impact Man: Natasha knows how you feel, Santa.
Natasha Hernandez: It's true Santa. I know what it's like being a vampire myself. The endless thirst for blood, the hiding in the shadows from the sunlight and the weaknesses to silver, garlic, crucifixes, holy water and all that, I know how that feels.
Santa: Wow.
Natasha Hernandez: But I know how to control my vampire self. I mostly drink blood from a blood bank.
Qin: So does Lucy too.
Lucy Loud: It's true.
Nico: Yeah.
Billy was still crying and Lana was comforting him.
Me: Poor Billy.
Siren Sara: I notice that you sound and look different each time we see you.
Runt: Well, he's a magical guy.
Lunk: It's only natural for him to change appearances every so often.
Me: All thanks to the power of God.
Santa: It's true. You saved me from myself.
Me: That's 4 times I think we saved you. I don't know I lost count.
Santa: Yes that's right J.D.
Me: Oh good. I wasn't sure.
Camie: Wow you guys are good people to save Santa like this.
Me: Yep.
Elec Man: Is Baron Von Ghoulish nearby?
Nico: I think he is.
?: Someone call?
Baron Von Ghoulish came out.
Me: Baron Von Ghoulish, I presume?
Baron Von Ghoulish: That's right. And good job saving Saint Nick.
Qin: Yep.
Varie: But the spirit of Christmas is in terrible danger.
Billy was crying hard. Snot was pouring out of him like a waterfall and tears were exploding out of his eyes like a waterfall.
Suzaku: How are we gonna lure Mrs. Claus out?
Vulkanus: I got an idea.
Vulkanus brought out some milk and cookies.
Me: Milk and Cookies are always good. But Vampires go after one thing and that's blood.
Qin: Yep.
Me: Good thing I came prepared.
I pulled out a cooler and in it was a jar of blood.
Qin: Nice.
Me: O Positive Blood. Leave this to me.
I poured it in a special glass and put a cocktail umbrella on it? Weird.
Nico: Funny.
Dive Man: Wait. Won't the elves be vampires too?
Santa: Yes they are Vampires now!
Batman: Leave that to me. I made an antidote to help them.
Me: I forgot about that Bruce.
Qin: I heard about that.
Lola: Yeah.
Xenia: Lets hide and wait.
We did so.
Elena Validus: I feel like in another situation, evil toys probably would've been what we could've been fighting.
Me: That would have been interesting. But after dealing with Chucky, I've had enough evil toys to last an eternity.
Qin: Me too.
Nico: No kidding.
Xenia: Yeah.
Me: I hear something.
We hid and saw a figure come out and it was a woman. It was NANCY CLAUS!
Nancy Claus: Oh boy.
She saw the blood and went over and drank it.
Me: (In my head) That's right drink down every last drop.
She did so.
Nancy Claus: (GULPING)
SkullMeramon: Billy, we know you're feeling sad right now.
Creepy Lighthouse Keeper: But right now, we need you to be brave.
Billy then realized that he was right.
She was finished.
Nico: Entrance time.
We went at her.
Then the spirits of the Mysticons, Digimon and Rangers from 2014 to 2022 appeared and swirled around her and then they converged and then a huge crystal snowflake appeared and I'll Be Home For Christmas by Bing Crosby played and the Aurora Borealis swirled around it and then it shattered and out came us!
Me: Another awesome Christmas Entrance.
Nancy Claus: Why Team Loud Phoenix Storm what a pleasant surprise.
Me: It always is fun Mrs. Claus. Sorry but you need to be cured of this vampiric power in you. You are not yourself.
Nancy Claus: Oh, are you talking about those evil toys?
Electrocutioner: Honestly, that's what we thought at first.
Evil Plug Man: But then, your husband greeted us.
Me: We answered his distress signal and saw him as a vampire when we got here. Some evil force turned you into a vampire and right now you need to be cured and quick.
Brittney: And I have a feeling it's a REALLY all too familiar presence.
Nico: What do you mean Brittney?
Familiar Voice: (Transylvanian Accent) (Through Mrs. Claus) You are correct Brittney Knudson.
We gasped hearing that voice!
Brittney: It can't be!
Me: I knew this was all your handiwork! COUNT DRACULA!
Count Dracula: It has been a long time J.D. Especially with how you all ruined my plans to bring my beloved back to life through Ms. Vicky Vale.
Nico: I knew you were the one behind this!
Eli: Oh man!
Camie: Count Dracula!?
Me: The one that Brittney and the House of Valerious The Elder have been hunting for centuries. Years ago we faced Dracula and Brittney with the help of the latest descendant of Valerious the Elder destroyed him forever.
Count Dracula: That's right and I will have my revenge on you Brittney Van Helsing Knudson!
Nico: I wasn't with you guys when that happened. Can you tell me that?
Me: Sure thing. That was one of the most incredible Vampire Battles we've had.
I went over what happened in chapter 425 and it was awesome!
(FLASHBACK)
It starts in the city in the dead of night. Spiderman and Harry Osborn are being attacked by a group of vampires.
Spiderman: You think he's trying to-
Harry Osborn: Turn us into vampires by biting us? (the vamprie growls) It looks that way!
They fought off the vampires and got away.
At the prison, Clayface is now getting out of prison for good behavior.
Commissioner Gordon: How does it feel to be the first Arkham inmate to be released on good behavior, Hagen?
Clayface: Actually, it feels nice.
Harvey Bullock: Where you going to go now?
Clayface: I'm going to Royal York to visit some friends.
Clayface left the prison fully reformed and he heard a scream in an alley down the street and went to check it out.
Clayface: Uh oh.
He saw a person biting the neck of a woman and drinking her blood.
Clayface: Hey!
Clayface formed a hammer of clay and punched the assailant. It slammed into the wall.
Clayface saw that Yumi was bitten.
Clayface: Yumi!
Yumi was still conscious.
Clayface: Yumi are you all right?
Yumi: Yeah. (Screams in pain)
Clayface: What happened to you?
The Creature got up. It was really a VAMPIRE!
Clayface: What the!? A Vampire!?
Yumi: That's what bit me!
Vampire: What?! How do you resist the change?
Yumi: Buddy, you just made a big mistake!
Yumi then grew fangs and her eyes became red and slit and her power increased a lot.
She punched him in the face and slashed him in half with her katana and the vampire exploded into flames.
Clayface: That was awesome Yumi.
Yumi: Thanks Matt. So they let you out of prison?
Clayface: For good behavior and I want to join the Redemption Squad.
Yumi: Awesome. Lets go home.
Back at the estate we were watching TV and having a chat. Joe Swanson and Ernie were with us.
Ernie: You know, Stewie. I remember all the times you summoned me for help when you and Brian were chasing Bertram through the multiverse.
Stewie: You do?
Ernie: Yep. I especially liked it when I helped you beat all those frat boys in the first universe you went to.
Joe: I remember helping you guys as well. Especially in that universe where the handicapped people ruled Quahog with an iron fist. (shudders) Can't believe I was a bad guy in that place.
Me: That is so cool. It's hard to imagine that there are more universes than anyone else can even imagine.
Lincoln: It's hard to imagine it myself.
The door opened and in came Yumi and Clayface.
Yumi: Hey guys. I'm back.
Me: Hey Yumi. And Matt?
Clayface: Hey J.D.
Me: They let you out of prison for good behavior?
Clayface: They sure did. I want to join the Redemption Squad.
Me: That offer is still open and I'm glad. Welcome aboard.
Clayface: Thanks J.D. But we had an unusual encounter. There are vampires running amok.
Me: Vampires?
Yumi: Yeah. One of them attacked me and bit me. I became one and destroyed it.
Yumi showed her neck and it had two bleeding holes on it.
We gasped when we saw this.
Me: But how is it that you can control the change Yumi?
Yumi: I don't know J.D. I somehow can.
Me: That's weird. (Watch beeps) Oh my. There's a party going on at Wayne Manor and we were invited to it.
Lincoln: We better get ready. It starts in 30 minutes.
Me: Yeah.
We all got ready and we went to the party.
We were at the party and we were dressed really nice. Clayface was disguised as a middle age man with blonde hair and brown eyes. Lots of people from around Gotham Royal York were there including famous Gotham Royal York newspaper reporter Vicki Vale.
Me: Thanks for inviting us Bruce.
Batman: Not a problem J.D. How have things been with you?
Me: Been going good. Clayface was released from prison for good behavior.
Batman: That's good. Did he join the Redemption Squad?
Varie: Just newly recruited.
Aylene: He's loving it.
Me: Yeah. [To Vicki] Ms. Vale you are looking as lovely as ever.
Vicki: Thank you J.D. But call me Vicki.
Me: Sorry.
Man: [To Vicki] (Transylvanian Accent) Truely magnificent.
Vicki: Oh my necklace? It's a family heirloom.
Me: I don't believe we met Mr.?
Dracula: Alucard. Dr. Alucard.
Me: Pleasure to meet you. J.D. Knudson, leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Batman: Bruce Wayne. I don't believe we met.
Dracula: I am new to Gotham Royal York, a recent transport from Eastern Europe.
Batman: Really? What line of work are you in?
Dracula: Cultural anthropology. I am here to study your cities Batman.
Me: Fascinating.
Vicki: Huh. Our cities? You mean to tell me that Budapest has a dark knight too?
Dracula: Rare instances have been documented of a man who assumes the likeness of a bat in societies as well as modern. And I believe that while instilling fear by night, these beings cloak themselves a normal members of society.
Aylene: Interesting.
Cody: That's an interesting study.
Batman: It sure is.
Dracula: Bats are interesting creatures.
Lucy was looking at him like she knows him from somewhere and like she had seen him before.
Dracula: I'm curious about this machine you have there.
Me: I was just going to ask about that.
Batman: The Wayne Industries S05. It's the most efficient technology to date for collecting solar energy and storing it as true sunlight.
Me: Wow.
Lincoln: That is so cool.
Lisa: Indeed. It's a very scientific achievement in the production and use of Solar Energy and power production.
Later as the party was going on we saw Alfred going after a man.
Alfred: Empty handed? This time I'm out for blood.
He grabbed the man by the shoulder as he was in front of a mirror.
Alfred: Stipes! Mr. Stipes! Now what is wrong with this picture? Correct, no cheese platter. Which means you are headed the wrong way.
But he wasn't answering.
Alfred: And look at yourself. How am I...
He saw that Stipes had no reflection at all in the mirror!
Alfred: Oh dear.
He turned and roared at Alfred and we saw that Stipes was a VAMPIRE!
Me: (Gasp) A vampire!
Lucy fired a blast of black lightning and reduced him to dust!
Lucy: Are you all right Mr. Alfred?
Alfred: Yes thank you Madam Lucy.
Lucy: You're welcome.
Batman: Are you all right Alfred?
Alfred: Yes Master Bruce.
Bruce: J.D., everyone, come with me.
Bruce took a woman's lipstick and a platter tray.
Me: What are you writing Bruce?
Vicki: What's going on?
Batman: I'm writing his name.
He wrote Alucard on the platter. When he held it up to the mirror we gasped in sheer horror at his real name. DRACULA!
Me: DRACULA!?
Lucy: Gasp! I knew there was something familiar about that man.
Laney: Dracula is real!? How is that possible?
Brittney: My ancestor's most hated enemy has returned.
THUNDER AND LIGHTNING CRASHES
In the Batcave we were learning more about Dracula.
Yumi: Vampires have invaded Gotham Royal York.
Me: We're not just being visited by Vampires, Yumi.
Batman: But the King of All Vampires. Count Dracula.
Vicki: I thought he was just a story.
Brittney: He is all too real Vicki. My ancestor killed him in 1888 in Transylvania.
Lincoln: Who is your ancestor Brittney?
Brittney: His name was Gabriel Van Helsing. He was the greatest vampire hunter that ever lived and he's the man that was known as The Man That Killed Dracula. We are not only descended from Witches and Wiccans, but we are also descended from the Greatest Vampire Hunter that ever lived.
We all gasp at this incredible revelation.
Me: So we are descended from Gabriel Van Helsing, the ultimate Vampire Hunter? That's incredible.
Varie: It sure is.
Vicki: I had no idea you had such an amazing history.
Lucy: Dracula has always been known for striking fear into the hearts of man over the centuries. He is the ultimate incarnate of evil.
Brittney: It's worse than that Lucy. Dracula is the Son of The Devil himself.
Lynn: That is really bad.
Inque: It sure is.
Brittney: You guys have to understand. Dracula is not just an ordinary vampire. He's the Ultimate Vampire. He gave my ancestor a really rough fight and he almost died fighting him.
Linka: That's awful.
Vicki: Yeah. How did Dracula come into being?
Brittney: He wasn't always a vampire at first. Vlad Dracula III was really the son of Valerious The Elder. It started when he was murdered. My ancestor killed him because he was called the Left Hand of God. In 1462, when he died, he made a deal with the Devil. Which gave him a new life and he can only sustain it by drinking blood. Valerious having given birth to the ultimate incarnation of evil, went to Rome, Italy to seek forgiveness. That's when a huge bargain was made. He was to kill Dracula in return for his family to cross over into Heaven from Purgatory. But because Dracula was his son he couldn't do it. He hesitated at the last second and he couldn't bring himself to kill his own flesh and blood. So instead he exiled him to a fortress somewhere in Russia, sending him into a door from which there was no return. The Devil gave him wings as a result.
Lola: But how did your ancestor kill him?
Brittney: It was a brutal fight and in the end Van Helsing stabbed Dracula in the heart with a stake and he thought he killed him. But in the end it only put him into dormancy. The Valerious family will not be at peace until Dracula is dead and sent back to Hell where he belongs.
Me: That's awful. And I know someone in Romania that is descended from Valerious the Elder: Anna Valerious IV. She's the only living member of the family still alive.
Brittney: Dad, you better go get her and let her know that Dracula has returned after 130 years.
Me: You got it.
I beam over to Romania.
Brittney: Our best chance is to kill Dracula with Bruce's Solar Energy machine. We burn him to ashes and we erase all chances of him ever returning.
Lincoln: But he can only come out at night.
Brittney: That's right and I have a plan.
In Romania, I was at fancy mansion and I go up to the door and knock on it.
The door answered and out came Anna Valerious IV.
Me: Anna.
Anna: (Romanian Accent) J.D. Knudson. It's great to see you again.
Me: You too Anna. But I'm afraid I didn't come here just to have a social conversion. I have some really grim news for you. Dracula has returned.
Anna gasped when she heard me say that.
Anna: How can that be!? Van Helsing killed him.
Me: No. He only put him into dormancy. 130 years had passed since then and now he's returned in Gotham Royal York. The whole world is in danger and we have to stop him at all costs. My daughter Brittney is a direct descendent of Van Helsing.
Anna: I'll get ready now.
Anna got ready and she had a powerful sword on her hip and was dressed in warrior clothes.
Anna: Lets go.
Me: Okay. Stay close to me.
We beam back to Gotham Royal York.
In the Batcave we arrived.
Me: We're back.
Brittney: Great. You must be Anna Valerious IV.
Anna: That's right. And you must be Brittney.
Brittney: That's right. Brittney Van Helsing Knudson at your service.
Anna: It's an honor.
Brittney: Okay here's my plan.
Brittney revealed her plan. When Dracula comes out at Dusk, Brittney and the goths are gonna lead him into a series of caves that connect to the Batcave. Once in there we're gonna lure him into the front of Bruce's Solar Energy Collector and blast him with the Sun's light and incinerate him into nothing.
Me: That's an awesome plan Brittney. Okay. We strike at sunset.
Suddenly a portal of darkness appeared and a sword came out. (Think of the Sword Vorthelok from Kit Rae)
Vicki saw the sword and was drawn to it. She picked up the sword and was in a tornado of dark purple fire and orange fire.
Lana: What's happening?
Laney: Another Elemental Choosing.
When the tornado died down Vicki had Black Angel Wings that were darker than the night and she had the sword in her hand.
Vicki: What happened?
Me: You were given powers because of that sword. Let me see here.
I pull out my Legends book and found an amazing discovery.
Me: Here it is. Vicki got darkness powers because of the Sword of Zorya, the two guardian goddesses of the Day and The Night in Slavic Mythology. Once every 200 years, they send a sword of the Sun and The Moon to a worthy soul. It is imbued with the powers of the Sun and The Moon and give the wielder powers over light and darkness. They will also get Winged Flight, super strength, cosmic light and darkness manipulation, form beasts of light and darkness, the ability to summon the undead, resurrect the dead and even cure Vampirism.
Vicki: Whoa! That's incredible!
Lincoln: That's amazing. Vicki you've been chosen to get these powers like we have.
Vicki: I believe it Lincoln. This is all so new for me.
Lucy: I know. We will teach everything we know.
Brittney: All right. We head out for Gotham Royal York Cemetery at sunset. Lucy, Anna, Maggie, Vicki, Yumi, Raven, Shannon, Laney, Catherine, Haiku, Wednesday you all come with me. Watch out Dracula, you're old enemy is coming for you. The Angels of Darkness will make sure you die and stay dead.
Batman: Dracula may look like a man, but he's a monster and we intend to bury him permanently.
Me: In the Darkness of Hell.
At sunset at 7:45 PM they were in the Cemetery and they saw an open mausoleum and they went in and they saw a broken wall. Batman is with them and he had a bunch of auto injectors full of a cure for Vampirism.
Brittney: Looks like someone broke the crosses that sealed the tomb.
Laney: It looks that way.
Brittney: Stay close.
They went down into the tunnels and saw a series of caves and it was dark. Brittney had a special vision that enabled her to see the entirety circulatory system like a vampire does. It's like an infrared vision.
Suddenly a bunch of vampires came out and they attacked and they cured them all. It was a vicious fight but they triumphed.
They woke up and were back to normal.
SWAT Officer: What happened?
Brittney: You were all vampires.
Man: What!?
Brittney: There's no time to explain. You all have to get out of here now. Hurry!
Lucy: That's right. Go.
Brittney: Come on.
They went down into the cave and found the coffin of Dracula and it opened and out came Dracula himself.
They appeared and landed in front of him.
Brittney: Count Dracula.
Dracula: Brittney Knudson. How nice of you all to come.
Lucy: It'll be the last time monster.
Maggie: You will pay for everything you've done.
Dracula saw Batman.
Dracula: So the folk tales are true. There is another bat in Gotham Royal York.
Batman: Count Dracula, I presume?
Dracula: A legend you are. Apparently intimate with.
Batman: Don't flatter yourself.
Dracula: We cast Kindrid Shadows. Have you not seen the news?
Batman: I don't harm people.
Dracula: You have no concept of the harm of which I am capable. If only because I hate to waste a life when it can be spent in servitude to me.
Batman: Life or Living Death.
Dracula: To become Vampire is to heighten all of ones senses. To attain speed, strength and immortality.
Brittney: All you are is a monster Dracula. You should've stayed dead all those years ago.
Batman: It's time for you to die again.
Dracula: You all think you can win against me?
Brittney: My ancestor did 130 years ago against you in Transylvania when he stabbed you in the heart with that stake.
Dracula: Your ancestor? Then that means!
Brittney: That's right. I am a direct descendent of Gabriel Van Helsing who killed you 130 years ago. My name is Brittney Van Helsing Knudson, your worst nightmare!
Dracula: That murderous monster that killed me has family!?
Laney: That's right monster!
Lucy: You will pay for everything you've done over the centuries.
Anna: And my family won't be at peace until you die!
Haiku: Your reign of evil ends now.
Dracula: You know Brittney, your ancestor didn't have his memory when he fought me.
Brittney: (Imitating Hugh Jackman) Some things are better left forgotten.
Brittney then punched Dracula in the face and kicked him in the back.
Yumi went Vampire and she kicked him in the stomach and slashed his arm.
Maggie fired a blast of black fire at his leg and Vicki slashed him in the face and blinded him with solar fire.
Haiku fired a blast of black fire and it hit his leg. Anna slashed his leg off with her sword.
Brittney: Lets go.
They went through the caves and Dracula reattached his severed limbs and went after them. In the Batcave we were seeing Brittney and team on the Bat Computer going through the caves and Dracula was hot on their tails.
Me: Here they come. Get ready guys!
We stood ready in front of the solar machine. Brittney blasted a hole into the cave and jumped onto the platform.
Dracula: Go on. Run. I am beyond human Brittney. I am Evil Incarnate! I am the Prince of...
He saw us in front of the machine.
Dracula: Darkness?
Me: Rise and shine!
Varie: Time to see the Light!
I press a button and the machine activated and it released a huge blast of sunlight that sent Dracula crashing into the rock wall.
Dracula knew that Batman was really Bruce Wayne.
Dracula: You're Bruce Wayne.
Batman: And the Batman. And you're dust.
Brittney: 4 words for you Dracula: Go Back to Hell!
They flew and jumped away and Dracula was fully exposed to the Sunlight and he bursted into flames and screamed in excruciating pain as he was on fire. Brittney swooped in and smashed Dracula into dust. All that was left of him was his disembodied skull with fangs.
Brittney: And stay there!
Anna: It's finally over.
Brittney: After 600 long years, Dracula has now been officially silenced forever.
She crushed the skull with her foot and the terror of Dracula was over.
Brittney: Great job guys. We did it.
Lucy: That was a great plan Brittney.
Maggie: And we triumphed by working together.
Me: It was like a battle between Heaven and Hell.
Brittney: It sure was and Heaven won.
Anna was eternally grateful that her family was free from Dracula forever. He will never terrorize the world again. We picked up Dracula's ashes and hurled them into the Sun where they were vaporized completely.
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
Nico: WHOA! That is incredible!
Xenia: No kidding!
Qin: That is amazing!
Nico: No kidding! And Bruce we had no idea that you face the most dangerous vampire ever known.
Batman: Yeah that was scary.
Me: It was but we triumphed.
Dracula: But Nancy is going to serve me. Why waste the value of a life when it can be spent in servitude to me.
Me: Being a vampire at your hands is a FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!
Discord: Not with us helping her!
Dracula: Oh, you have more pressing matters to worry about. (to Nancy Claus) Dispose of them.
Nancy turned into her VAMPIRE FORM!
Me: Not this time!
I fired waves of light and it separated her from her vampire half and Nancy was back to normal and her Vampire Form was on the outside!
Vampire Mrs. Claus: NO!
Me: You obviously do not know WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!
I activated an Ultraviolet Flashbang bomb and then a massive flash of ultraviolet light blasted out and blew her back and burned her!
Dracula: Did you forget about my other army?
An army of vampire elves appeared.
Mumbo: Oh crapadoodles.
Sheep Mage: I was wondering where they all were!
Batman: J.D. take some antidote and help me!
Me: You got it Bruce!
I took some of the antidote and we went at the elves and injected them all with it in rapid succession!
Dracula: You have gotten stronger and more faster than ever.
Me: The wonders of training and gaining power from friendship. But where are you Dracula!?
Dracula: As if I'll tell you.
Nico: Brittney you faced this version of Count Dracula before right?
Brittney: Yes we sure have.
Nico: What can you tell me about him?
Brittney: It's not good.
She told him all about him.
Count Dracula is the main antagonist in the Elseworlds trilogy Batman vs. Dracula, and in the eponymous 2005 animated film it inspired.
He was voiced by Peter Stormare, who also played Ghost in 22 Jump Street, Gaear Grimsrud in Fargo, Torsten in False Trail, Shayes in Mercury Rising, Sir Slicer in Adventure Time, Werner Zytle in Arrow, Lucifer Morningstar in Constantine, Dino Velvet in 8mm and Abram Tarasov in John Wick: Chapter 2.
Count Dracula was a centuries-old vampire, Transylvanian nobleman, and sorcerer. He was frequently considered the King of the Vampires, due to his great age and increased supernatural abilities. Ever seeking power and innocent women to turn into his eternal vampire brides, Dracula was opposed by many heroes throughout the ages, most notably vampire-hunter, Abraham Van Helsing. A public domain character and staple of the horror genre, Dracula was frequently pitted against Batman in popular culture, due to both characters' roots as creatures of the night. Those connections include an animated film, an unlicensed Filipino film, and the aforementioned DC Comics Elseworlds miniseries (set on an alternate Earth of the DC Multiverse). Thus far, Batman and Dracula have not met in official DC Comics canon.
Dracula appeared as an antagonist in the Batman comics, but in the first volume of a trilogy Elseworlds (then in a story out of continuity), composed of the episodes Red Rain, Blood Storm and Crimson Mist. After centuries of travels around the world, the King of Vampires came to Gotham City, where he began to transform many of its inhabitants into vampires. Dracula was betrayed by Tanya, a vampire that, in the past, was part of his family, but switched sides and chose the side of good and helped Batman, who was bitten by the vampire servants of Dracula but was still master of his humanity, to fight the army of vampires. The two decided that, in order to kill all the vampires in one go, they would draw them inside the Batcave, which crumbled with dynamite, and killed all the vampires; however, Dracula ruled out the price of the sacrifice of Tanya.
At the end of the story, Batman and Dracula competed in a terrible duel in the skies of Gotham; afterwards, the Dark Knight was able to defeat the King of the Vampires, who died after being impaled on the trunk of a tree destroyed by lightning — but not before he had drunk the blood of Batman and stole the rest of his humanity.
Although Dracula died in the first volume of the trilogy, the consequences of his showdown with Batman rebounded in the two remaining volumes. Batman, in fact, gradually lost control of himself, yielded to bloodlust, and transformed gradually into a vampire who was ruthless, evil and dangerous as he was.
Aside from his beloved bride Carmilla, much of Dracula's origins in the movie matched Stoker's original novel. Originating from Transylvania, Dracula was eventually vanquished, and his remains were moved at an undetermined time to Gotham City. Here, while incarcerated in Gotham Cemetery, Dracula was accidentally revived by the Penguin, who he hypnotized into acting as his servant. Dracula soon became obsessed with remodeling Gotham in his own image, and turned hordes of citizens including Joker into vampires like himself, with him as their King and Carmilla (with Vicki Vale's beautiful soul) as their Queen. Dracula seemed unable to tolerate either Bruce Wayne being the ruler of Gotham's elite, as well as the idea that there was another 'Bat Man' in Gotham, and strove to kill Batman.
Dracula successfully hypnotized Bruce Wayne for a short period while he acted as Dr. Alucard, but that cover was soon blown. In an attempt to resurrect his bride, Dracula kidnapped Vicki Vale, and drew the life energy out of her soul and into Carmilla. However, Batman managed to interrupt the ritual, saved Vicki, and cured the 'Lost Ones' of their vampirism, as Dracula turned his attention to finally killing him.
Eventually blowing his way into the Batcave after a prolonged chase through the city's underground tunnels, a badly wounded Batman managed to blast Dracula with a device from Wayne Industries that stored pure sunlight, and destroyed the vampire. Dracula found out that Bruce Wayne was Batman before Batman finished him off.
When she was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!
Qin: Whoa man!
Nico: That is horrible.
Then Common Cold, Technus, Katnappe, Roquefort, Xaldin, Whirlwind, Koragg, Molten Man, King Shark, Tala, Crud, Mike Rochip, Le Quack, Cheese Monster, Yost Whirlwind, Evil Luxord, Darcy, Warp, Utomodachi, and Virgo Zodiarts appeared.
Nico: Common Cold, Technus, Katnappe, Roquefort, Xaldin, Whirlwind, Koragg, Molten Man, King Shark, Tala, Crud, Mike Rochip, Le Quack, Cheese Monster, Yost Whirlwind, Evil Luxord, Darcy, Warp, Utomodachi, and Virgo Zodiarts.
Technus: You guys were busy up here.
Me: Yeah we sure were.
Common Cold: So, Dracula was behind all this?!
Maria: He sure was!
Me: He was a monster we faced 2 years before you became official. Long and ugly story.
Technus: We didn't expect that!
Katnappe: But at least you guys can finish what you started.
Eli: But he's not here on Earth. I sense that he's somewhere else.
Qin: Yeah.
Katnappe: But still I hope you guys destroy him.
Roquefort: (to Nico) We heard you went to Coruscant.
Nico: Yep.
Xaldin: How was it?
Nico: Awesome and fun.
Me: Yep.
Metallosaurus and Heximas came!
Me: Metallosaurus and Heximas.
Metallosaurus: Hope you don't mind me bringing Heximus with me.
Nico: Not at all. Perfect for the Christmas season since we aren't having usual battles that day.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: And perfect here too.
We got the battles underway.
Robin, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Numbuh 2, Kraven the Hunter and Stalker VS Common Cold - Nico's rescue on Coruscant
Common Cold was first.
Common Cold: (to Robin) Nico's rescue was on Coruscant. How are things there?
Robin: Peaceful and beautiful and busy as ever. And the people there are now prosperous more than they were before.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah more and more interplanetary traders are pouring in and making it bigger than ever.
Starshine Sparkle: It's amazing how many people are there now.
Spyro: No kidding. That is always a busy planet.
Numbuh 2: No kidding there.
Common Cold: Yeah it sure is. (SNEEZES)
Robin: Bless you.
Common Cold: Thank you. Lets do it!
Robin used the Orange Lockseed and got an Orange Juice Blaster and he read a verse and fired waves of decongestant and orange juice and drenched and smashed him all over and they fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.
Cyborg, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Tech Skylanders, Danny Phantom, Circe (Generator Rex) and Elena Validus VS Technus - Battling Another Apus Undead Zodiarts and Another Marvel Ghost
Technus was next.
Technus: (to Cyborg) Nico, Ariel's team, Ghost's team, and the others did good battling Another Apus Undead Zodiarts. And Another Marvel Ghost as well.
Cyborg: They sure did an that was so cool though.
Pinkie Pie: It was really amazing! We had to call her Another Marvel Ghost to avoid confusion with Another Ghost from Zi-O.
Maud Pie: (monotonously) That was good thinking right there though.
Featherweight: Yeah it was awesome thought.
Sprocket: And they found the Sailor Soldier for the planet Coruscant.
Technus: Wow! That's really coincidental that you guys faced her on Coruscant.
Danny Phantom: No kidding there. That was cool.
Technus: Yep. Lets do it!
Cyborg used the Lemon Lockseed and got a Lemon Club and he read a verse and fired waves of gears and energy and smashed him all over and they fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Starfire, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Kimiko, Thundercracker and Skywarp VS Katnappe - Lincoln's Rescue
Katnappe was next.
Katnappe: (to Starfire) I heard Lincoln fought Yuuki Terumi on his rescue. How was it?
Starfire: It was really amazing and Lincoln destroyed him forever.
Sunset Shimmer: That was so much fun there.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) I agree there too. We make sure he paid big time.
Sunburn: Yeah thank goodness he is gone.
Kimiko: No kidding there.
Katnappe: I'm glad too. Lets do it!
Starfire used the Tamaran Fire Fruit Lockseed and got a FIRE SCYTHE! She read a verse and fired waves of energy and fire and smashed her all over and they fired waves of fire and smashed her down.
Raven, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Numbuh 4, Bright Man and Shade Man VS Cheese Shogun Roquefort - Meeting a gene-slammer for Ghostrick Mary named Mary Adelberte who is The Bloody Mary of Michigan
Roquefort was next.
Roquefort: (to Raven) I heard you guys met a gene-slammer for Ghostrick Mary named Mary Adelberte. She's The Bloody Mary of Michigan, right?
Raven: That's right and they call her that because she casts terrible curses on those that hurt Lincoln and those curses haunt them all over the place. It gave her the Moniker The Bloody Mary of Michigan.
Princess Luna: That's very fitting for her.
Moondust: And her story is cool too.
FLASHBACK
Mary Adelberte: (British Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Shyla Saibarbled: (Indian Accent) If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Mary Adelberte: (British Accent) That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right. So, girls, we already know of your hatred towards Princess Morbucks and Chandler for obvious reasons, but what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Mary Adelberte: (British Accent) I remembered this one time in Art Class, Lincoln was painting, and I soon saw that it was a painting of me in a beautiful black and red dress from the 16th Century, and I was surrounded by spirits and ghosts underneath the full moon. It was really really beautiful, and I did a painting of Lincoln in medieval armor wielding a greatsword and riding on a white horse under the sun. I still have the painting he did of me and the painting I did of him.
Mary Adelberte took out the painting Lincoln did of Mary Adelberte in a beautiful black and red dress from the 16th Century and was surrounded by spirits and ghosts underneath the full moon, and her painting of Lincoln in silver armor wielding a greatsword and riding on a white horse underneath the sun. When we saw the paintings, they were breathtakingly beautiful.
Nico: Whoa, these paintings..., they're...they're really beautiful.
Me: You said it, and it represents them in a way: Mary Adelberte, a Goth of The Night, and Lincoln, an Archangel Warrior of The Day, these masterpieces are really amazing.
Laney: When I saw them, I fainted.
Shyla Saibarbled: (Indian Accent) Yeah, and I had to ask Joey to administer CPR to you immediately.
We snickered, and Laney blushed.
Shyla Saibarbled: (Indian Accent) Okay, jokes aside, now it's my turn. I remembered in Math Class I was called on to solve a Math Problem and Chandler and his goons were heckling me and calling me a nerd. I wanted to hit their heads together, but Lincoln told Mrs. Johnson, and Chandler and his goons got three weeks detention for heckling me. I eventually solved the math problem, and it was thanks to Lincoln for giving me the confidence to do it.
We cheered.
Nico: Nice one, Lincoln, and I can guess it pissed Chandler and his goons off.
Chandler looked down.
Chandler: It did, and that monster wanted me to get revenge, and as if that wasn't enough, those two goons pressured me into doing it. They launched the attack after school, but Lincoln fired two blasts of ice blue energy and froze them in blocks of ice, and he called the cops and he got them arrested.
Shyla Saibarbled: (Indian Accent) I admit what you did was bad, but to find out it was your Dark Side that did it, that was awful, and it didn't help your dad was a scumbag.
Lincoln: And he told his evil dad off when he broke out, and he also said he severed his ties to him forever. But, after Maggie and I defeated him, we sent him to a prison where heartless pricks like him belong and where he'll stay until he dies.
Nico: You got that right.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Roquefort: Wow! I'll have to see some of those paintings. But those stories are incredible.
Snowdrop: They sure are. We all thought they were amazingly well made.
Gari: Yeah we sure did. It's amazing too.
Blackout: It sure is and Chandler had it coming because of his dark side.
Numbuh 4: He sure did.
Roquefort: I agree there. Lets do it!
Raven used the Cheese Fruit Lockseed and got a cheese scythe and she read a verse and fired waves of dark cheese and smashed him all over and they fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Beast Boy, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Lori Loud, Jungle Fury Jarrod and Camille VS Xaldin - Rolf and Evelyn's Date
Xaldin was next.
Xaldin: (to Beast Boy) So, Rolf and Evelyn had a Date. I'm actually happy that Rolf is taking that first step in his life.
Beast Boy: Yeah we sure are happy for them. And we had their date over in the Swiss Alps.
Rainbow Dash: And it was both awesome and really fitting for them since Rolf is from either Scandinavia or Switzerland.
Scootaloo: It sure was and we were having lots of fun there too.
Whirlwind: Especially with the yodeling.
Lori: That was literally awesome hearing how far the yodels go.
Xaldin: I'm glad they were having a good time. Lets do it!
Beast Boy used the Wind Fruit Lockseed and got a Wind Spear and he read a verse and fired waves of wind and smashed him all over and then they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.
Tom Majors, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Iron Man, Air Man and Dust Man VS Whirlwind - Rolf and Evelyn tickled Nico all over the place
Whirlwind was next.
Whirlwind: (to Tom) Rolf and Evelyn tickled Nico all over the place. At least he didn't get punished by the Hat of Discipline.
Tom Majors: Yeah that would not be good to be squished like a bug like that.
They laughed at that one.
Fluttershy: That would hurt bad.
Tornado Bolt: No kidding there.
Stealth Elf: We're not really matchmakers but at least they are together.
Iron Man: Yeah that was awesome though.
Whirlwind: It sure was. Lets do it!
Tom used the Wind Fruit Lockseed and he got a wind fan and he read a verse and fired waves of wind and smashed him all over and they fired waves of wind, leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed him all over.
Sarah Gunnerson, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Mystic Force Rangers, Concrete Man and Impact Man VS Koragg - SANTA WAS TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE!?
Koragg was next.
Koragg: (to Sarah) SANTA WAS TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE!? I swear to you Necrolai wasn't responsible!
Sarah: We know it's not her work or Count Nocturne. I have a feeling that it's a much more dangerous force at work.
Applejack: Yeah I have that feeling too.
Apple Bloom: But it's amazing that Natasha Hernandez was able to sympathize with Santa being like that and she is a vampire herself.
Flashwing: That was because of the unexpected side effect from Blade's blood.
Nick Russell: Yeah no kidding there.
Koragg: Yeah that was crazy. Lets do it!
Sarah used the Crystal Dragon Lockseed and got a Crystal Dragon Sword and she read a verse and fired waves of earth and crystal and smashed him all over and they fired waves of earth, mud, rock, boulders, crystal and apples and smashed him down.
Kaz, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Catherine Windsor, Elec Man and Fire Man VS Molten Man - Billy and Mandy dealt with this before
Molten Man was next.
Molten Man: (to Kaz) Billy and Mandy dealt with this before. Poor Billy is probably taking this hard.
Kaz: He is. Poor kid hasn't stopped crying ever since he saw Santa as a vampire. He was crying and dripping snot from his nose like a faucet.
Rarity: Oh the poor darling.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah Billy may be an idiot but he does have a love and heart towards the loving Santa we know.
Gill Grunt: Yeah that is true.
Catherine Windsor: (British accent) It's just really shocking that this happened to Santa especially after how we helped clear his name just a couple of days ago.
Molten Man: No kidding! I can't believe this happened to our great Jolly Man. Lets do it!
Kaz used the Fire Lava Fruit and got a Lava Blaster and he read a verse and fired waves of energy and fired and smashed him all over and they fired waves of lava, fire, water, ice and jewels and smashed him d
Peyton, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Street Sharks, Dive Man and Splash Woman VS King Shark - No one even knew that Mrs. Claus had this terrible curse put on her somehow
King Shark was next.
King Shark: (to Peyton) No one even knew that Mrs. Claus had this terrible curse put on her somehow. But now, she's passed it onto Santa!
Peyton: Boy this is a terrible thing to befall the Jolly Spirit of Christmas!
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah we got to find out who did this and stop him!
Cozy Glow: No kidding there! Whoever is responsible for this assault on Christmas must be stopped fast!
Hex: Yeah no kidding there! What he did is awful.
John Bolton: I agree there.
King Shark: Me too. Lets do it!
Peyton used the Shark Fruit Lockseed and got a Shark Sword and he read a verse and fired waves of energy and smashed him all over and they fired waves of skulls, bones, lightning, magic, stars and energy and smashed him down.
Harry Potter, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Zatanna, Diamond Tiara and Discord VS Tala - The Vampire Curse was put on Mrs. Claus somehow
Tala was next.
Tala: (to Harry) The Vampire Curse was put on Mrs. Claus somehow. Good thing Baron Von Ghoulish is with you guys
Harry Potter: (British Accent) That is true and it wasn't him that did it thank goodness. I have a feeling it's an old enemy that Brittney knows.
Princess Celestia: That is a fact. But this is gonna be tough figuring out who it is.
King Solar: Yeah no kidding. But we will stop him.
Solar Eclipsa: That is for sure. And we won't let him or her get away with it.
Spotlight: We sure won't.
Amber Morning: Yeah you got that right.
Zatanna: They will pay for this.
Tala: Big time. Lets do it!
Harry Potter used the Sun Fruit Lockseed and got a Sun Staff and he read a verse and fired waves of suns and light and smashed her all over the place and then they fired waves of light and magic and smashed her down.
Dark Magician Girl and her Apprentice Magicians VS The Crud
The Crud was next.
Crud: I will slime you all over.
Dark Magician Girl: Bring it on booger boy.
They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Ice VS Mike Rochip
Mike Rochip was next.
Mike Rochip: Ready to dance?
Ice: (Scandinavian Accent) I am always ready for this.
She fired waves of ice and froze him in a block of ice.
Larry Loud VS LeQuack
LeQuack was next.
LeQuack: (French Accent) This is gonna be so fun.
Larry Loud: It always is fun.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Derpy Hooves and Nico VS Cheese Monster
Cheese Monster was next.
Nico: (Drools) Love some cheese.
Derpy Hooves: It's awesome stuff.
They fired waves of energy and smashed him down
Rapunzel VS Yost Whirlwind
Yost Whirlwind was next.
Yost Whirlwind: Boy Vampires on Christmas!? That is awful!
Rapunzel: No kidding!
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Jared Knudson VS Evil Luxord
Evil Luxord was next.
Evil Luxord: This is gonna be crazy facing Vampire Elves and Mrs. Claus.
Jared: But we still have to save her and them. Christmas depends on it.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
X-Squad Cyclonus VS Darcy
Darcy was next.
Darcy: This is crazy huh?
Cyclonis: It sure is.
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
The Gullwings - Yuna, Rikku and Payne VS Warp
Warp was next.
Warp: I can't believe that Billy was that sad.
Payne: No kidding there.
Rikku: Poor kid.
They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Crimson Fox VS Utomodachi
Utomodachi was next.
Utomodachi: You ready for some fun?
Crimson Fox: (French Accent) Always ready.
She fired wavse of fire and smashed her down.
Songbird VS Virgo Zodiarts
Virgo Zodiarts was next.
Virgo Zodiarts: I did not expect Count Dracula from a couple of year ago to return and be behind all this!
Songbird: No one did!
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Dino Charge Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lana, Lola, Laney, Lisa and Lily VS Heximas
Heximas was next.
Heximas: I wanted to have a battle with you guys to make it perfect for the Christmas season.
Nico: That is fine with us. It'll be awesome.
Heximas: Good.
Nico: Lets get it on!
Dino Charge Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! DINO CHARGER ENGAGE! ENERGIZE! UNLEASH THE POWER!
RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR! CHOMP!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO CHARGE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Charge Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
Dino Charge Rangers: DINO SPIKE!
Nico: Fire!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts hit him first and the spike hit him and smashed him down!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: YEAH!
Tyler Navarro: MONSTER EXTINCT!
Nico: Heximas you have failed this holiday!
Megaforce Rangers: Rangers that's Super Mega Win Number 1.
Turbo Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lola, Laney, Lisa and Lily VS Metallasaurus
Metallasaurus was next.
Nico: This will be fun.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called The Hunters of The Queen Bee Bullies, they're a collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and an Anti-Queen Bee Bully symbol etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large phoenix heads for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handles, four large phoenix heads and large colored gems on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
Turbo Rangers: SHIFT INTO TURBO!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TURBO!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Turbo Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
They charged up the Turbo Ram Cannon and they fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Metallasaurus you too have failed this holiday!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's 2 Super Mega Wins.
We regrouped.
Emma: Targeting Santa and his wife is too far!
Tsukasa: Now, you're gonna regret it!
Me: When we find you Dracula you will pay!
Nico: Big time!
Kamen Ride: Forever Red!
Kamen Ride: Forever Green!
Kamen Ride: Gaim!
Kamen Ride: Baron!
Kamen Ride: Zangetsu!
Kamen Ride: Ryugen!
Kamen Ride: Gridon!
Kamen Ride: Idunn!
Tsukasa turned into the Forever Red and Green Rangers and Daiki summoned clones of the Gaim Team!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! VAMPIRE HUNT FORCE!
They turned into the Kiva Team!
Me: Now lets get it on!
We went at Dark Vampire Mrs. Claus and smashed and pulverized her all over and splashed her with Holy Water and burned her with Garlic.
Khorror, Kileron, Nom, Viqtarr, Slurhk, Ulfhedinn, Chaor, Dhilas, Accato, Staluk, Clodor, Maxxor, and Ninren Blasted and smashed her all over the place.
Skullcruncher, Warpath, Universe 666 DCFDTL and Concrete Man used the Earth and Animatron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Skullcruncher's Demolecularization Gun, Warpath's Shells and Universe 666 DCFDTL and Concrete Man's powers 100 fold.
Concrete Man and Skullcruncher: CONCRETE FURY MOLECULAR BLAST!
Universe 666 DCFDTL and Warpath: DELIGHTFUL SUPER EXPLOSION BLASTERS!
Dragons of Magic and Mumbo Jumbo: MAGIC OF DRAGONS BLAST!
Wolves of Moonlight and Knightbrace: WOLVES OF MOONLIGHT BLAST!
Lightning of Unicorns and Electrocutioner: LIGHTNING OF UNICORNS BLAST!
Phoenix of Fire and Fixer: PHOENIX OF FIRE BLAST!
Ice Fire Power and SkullMeramon: ICE FIRE POWER BLAST!
WarGreymon Firestorm and BlackWarGreymon: TERRA FORCE BLAST!
Extraterrestrial Force and Vulkanus: ALIEN FURY FORCE BLAST!
Ninjas of Photographic Memory and Taskmaster: NINJAS OF FURY BLAST!
Western ToQger Might and Six Gum Gang: WESTERN TRAIN RAIL BLAST!
Military Emerald Force and Private HIVE: EMERALD FORCE BLAST!
Sheep Wrath and Sheep Mage: SHEEPS OF MAYHEM BLAST!
Dentist Toothpaste Wrath and Garigari: DENTIST TOOTHPASTE FORCE!
Plugs of Wrath and Evil Plug Man: PLUGS OF MAYHEM BLAST!
Springs of Doom and Evil Spring Man: SPRINGS OF DOOM SHOT!
Lighthouse Mayhem Lightning and Creepy Lighthouse Keeper: LIGHTHOUSE LIGHTNING BLAST!
Southern Phoenix Fire and Suzaku: SOUTHERN PHOENIX FLAME SHOT!
Heat Force Might and Heatstroke: HEAT FORCE MIGHT BLAST!
Siren Force Blasters and Siren Sara: SIREN FORCE SHOT!
Tickling Mayhem and Ticklepuss: TICKLISH MAYHEM LAUGHTER SHOT!
Knights of Doom and Knighty Knight: KNIGHTS OF DOOM SHOT!
Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Sunray, Wild Apple-Joe, Dagger Blade, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: FIRESTORM OF FORGIVENESS BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Billy, Mandy, Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus, Sunset Shimmer, Lola, Lana, Lily and Lisa: CHRISTMAS ANGEL RETRIBUTION BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: SANTA SNACK ELEMENT STYLE: MILK!
Jessica Kaios: SANTA SNACK FIRE STYLE: PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES!
Yuna: SANTA SNACK WATER STYLE: CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!
Toph: SANTA SNACK EARTH STYLE: OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIES!
Makoto Nanaya: SANTA SNACK WIND STYLE: SUGAR COOKIES!
Sari Sumdac: SANTA SNACK LIGHTNING STYLE: SNICKERDOODLE COOKIES!
Shantae: SANTA SNACK MAGIC STYLE: BISCOTTI!
Akko: SANTA SNACK STAR STYLE: PEANUT BUTTER BLOSSOMS!
They fired waves of elements and energy and they formed into said cookies and snacks.
Lincoln and his harem: SANTA SNACK FINAL SMASH: COOKIES AND MILK TSUNAMI!
They fired a tsunami of milk and cookies and the blasts hit Dark Vampire Mrs. Claus and obliterated her in an instant.
Lincoln: Whoa, now that's what I call a Christmas Emergency solved.
Nico: You got that right, Lincoln. Awesome job, guys, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of that genocidal monster, Asimov A.K.A. Demerzel, to deal with, and he should be arriving...right now!
?: I will have my revenge on you and your friends for ruining my plans to destroy humanity, Hail!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Hail: I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out now, Asimov.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Asimov, the foe that Hail and her friends have dealt with in the past.
Hail: Asimov. I always knew you'd come back again.
Asimov: And now, I shall destroy all of you!
Elizabeth Guillaume: No, that's never going to happen, you genocidal mastermind!
Suddenly, Elizabeth Guillaume's golden yellow eyes turned neon golden yellow and she was suddenly surrounded by a white and golden yellow energy aura with elemental forces, angels, Qilins, and centaurs, she unholstered her massive Arceus-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Asimov, she left white and golden yellow energy, elemental forces, angels, Qilins, and centaurs with every step.
Elizabeth Guillaume: Asimov, I will never forgive you for what you've done, you claim to fight for the freedom of the many, but in reality, you wanted nothing more than to destroy humanity, that's indeed an unforgivable sin, and for that, you shall pay for your crimes with your life.
Suddenly, Elizabeth Guillaume was surrounded by a massive vortex of white and golden yellow energy with elemental force surrounding the vortex, there's an army of angels, Qilin, centaurs, and The God of Pokemon, Arceus, flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a rainbow phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Elizabeth Guillaume emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Elizabeth Guillaume grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has indigo highlights in the bangs of her long flowing white hair, she has neon golden yellow eyes and a white and golden yellow energy aura with elemental forces, angels, Qilin, and centaurs surrounding her, she has Arceus emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on Qilin earrings with golden yellow gems for eyes and holding the Elemental and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has Arceus with golden yellow gems for eyes and holding the Elemental and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on the bottom of her golden yellow Qilin-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Elizabeth Guillaume has on a sleeveless golden yellow open blouse, sleeveless golden yellow midriff top, orange skirt, golden yellow pants, yellow high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with elements, Qilin, and centaurs on the coattails, and on the back is Arceus and he's surrounded by fire, light, water, earth, wind, and darkness. Suddenly, Elizabeth Guillaume felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive white angel wings with colored tips tips on the large white feathers grew much bigger for her new body, she now has eleven massive and long midnight white wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with white gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Elizabeth Guillaume's massive Arceus-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of white and golden yellow energy, elemental forces, angels, Qilins, and centaurs, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Arceus' Godly Elemental Greatsword of God Elemental Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded gems representing the Lantern Corps Rings, and The God of Pokemon, Arceus, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged white blade, large Qilin heads for the crossguard, large white gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Qilin heads and a large white gem below the dragon heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with gold gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Arceus' head with red gems for eyes and a large white gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a golden yellow kanji below Arceus that said, "Elizabeth Guillaume, Gene-Slammer of Arceus, the God of Pokemon, The Omnipotent Champion of Arceus, Leader of The Legendary Pokemon Gene-Slammers, Powerful Omnipotent Master of The Elemental Forces of Nature, Loving Future Wife and Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud, Friend of Selene Emperyous and The Emperyous Sisters, Friend of Gabrielle Chevalier, Michaela Amaryllis, and Danielle Azvameth, Smasher of Dark Lynn, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Elemental Forces, The Emotional Spectrum, Qilins, and Centaurs"
エリザベス・ギヨーム、アルセウスのジーン・スラマー、ポケモンの神、アルセウスの全能のチャンピオン、伝説のポケモン・ジーン・スラマーのリーダー、自然の元素の力の強力な全能のマスター、愛する未来の妻、リンカーンの守護天使ラウド、フレンドセレーネ エンペリアスとエンペリアス シスターズ、ガブリエル・シュヴァリエ、ミカエラ・アマリリス、ダニエル・アズヴァメス の友人、ダークリンのスマッシャー、悪を滅ぼし、錯乱し、殺戮し、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、スゴくてパワフルな先生のスゴくてパワフルな生徒、そしてエレメンタルフォース、エモーショナルスペクトラム、キリン、ケンタウロスのマスター
Elizabeth Guillaume has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-QILIN-CENTAUR-ARCEUS-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA ELEMENTAL GOD POKEMON QILIN CENTAUR ANGEL OF DIVINE ELEMENTAL GOD POKEMON JUSTICE AND DIVINE ELEMENTAL GOD POKEMON LOVE!
We were amazed by Elizabeth Guillaume's Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Asimov saw it, he went mad with rage and fired a blast of lightning at her, but Elizabeth Guillaume fired a powerful white and gold energy blast with elemental forces, Qilins, and centaurs and it overwhelmed Asimov's attack and it hits Asimov and he went crashing into a wall of snow, he got out, and this angered him so badly, he transformed into his true form, Demerzel.
Nico: Unreal, Elizabeth Guillaume's transformed, she really looks like...!
Lincoln: A true champion of The God of Pokemon, Arceus, and a real angel, those are just the words to describe her, and Elizabeth, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Elizabeth Guillaume: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Qilin Centaur God Pokemon and Divine Elemental Qilin Centaur Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we finally put this genocidal monster once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Elizabeth.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Elizabeth Guillaume.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of trying to destroy humanity are over, Demerzel, and now, you will face the true wrath of the gods!
Elizabeth Guillaume and Lincoln went after Demerzel, who fired blasts of lightning at them, but bad news for him: Lincoln absorbed the blasts of lightning and it made him more powerful than ever, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, white and golden yellow energy, crosses, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, fairies, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, and Mermaids at Demerzel, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him, and they were angering him even more.
Then, Elizabeth Guillaume used Arceus' move, Hyper Beam, and fired a powerful beam of energy at Demerzel, and it really hurt him badly.
Nico: Whoa, this is incredible!
Me: So awesome!
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Elizabeth Guillaume, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Arceus' Elemental God Pokemon Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's white with gold accents on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and the God of Pokemon, Arceus, surrounded by elements etched on the sides, and a gold gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Leona Elementaldraco fired blasts of rainbow energy, white and golden yellow energy, and elemental forces at Demerzel and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down.
Then, Lincoln teleported and appeared in front of Demerzel and he put him into a brutal bear hug, so he couldn't escape, and then, Lincoln began to absorb Demerzel into his body through his skin, and he was assimilating Demerzel's electrokinesis powers, abilities, and moves. Then, as soon as Lincoln was done absorbing Demerzel into his body, an energy card with Demerzel's soul imprisoned inside it was fired from Lincoln's massive greatsword, and when The Judgement Kanji appeared on his forehead, Demerzel was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as Lincoln and Elizabeth Guillaume holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Elizabeth Guillaume's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive white wolf tails, and massive white angel wings are permanent.
Elizabeth Guillaume: Your days of trying to destroy humanity are over. Thanks for helping me destroy Demerzel, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Elizabeth.
Suddenly, Elizabeth Guillaume wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Elizabeth Guillaume's face, they kissed passionately as Elizabeth Guillaume's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Arceus flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Elizabeth Guillaume came back to us as the display and Arceus vanished.
Nico: Whoa, guys, that was one awesome and epic battle you both fought, that electric monster had no chance.
Elizabeth Guillaume: He had no chance at victory, we gave it everything we got to defeat him, and Lincoln did the ultimate job by absorbing Demerzel into his body and he assimilated his powers, abilities, and moves, and sent his soul to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Yeah, and it felt like I siphoned out an infinite number of generators, and I went through the same thing when I absorbed Pyron into my body.
Nico: Either way, you guys brought an end to that monster, Demerzel, once and for all. Plus, you also know who were meeting tomorrow, right, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Oh yeah, Dina Mabrouk, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Mummy and another Gene-Slammer for Day 15 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt.
Whirlwind: Good news is that Santa and his wife are okay now.
Me: Thank goodness.
Koragg: And their vampire sides could be perfect for Grumblemon's team.
Molten Man: But the bad news is that Dracula got away.
Tala: But there's always tomorrow.
Nico: I have a feeling we'll face him on my next rescue.
Me: Yeah.
Santa: How about we have cookies to celebrate?
Nancy Claus: We even have milk.
King Shark: I want some!
Me: Awesome!
Sunny Starscout: And I made some perfect cookies for us.
It was the cookies she made at Camp Kidney.
Me: Oh wow!
Zipp Storm: Our favorites.
Xenia: Awesome.
Sunset Shimmer: (To the viewers) You mess with the spirit and Jolly Man of Christmas and there will be hell to pay.
Me: Absolutely.
Qin: Big time.
Me: Before we head home lets clean up everything here from our battle.
Maxxor: Good idea.
Nico: Yeah. We don't want to leave a mess. Great job today guys. Christmas was saved for everyone.
Eli: Yep. But we still have Dracula out there. But we'll get him tomorrow.
Nico: Yep.
Santa: Thank you so much for saving us J.D. That is 4 times you saved us.
Me: It was our pleasure Santa. We're glad you all are all right.
We cleaned up everything and went back home and then we went and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another Awesome chapter done.
This chapter was for Billy and Mandy Save Christmas. That was one of my favorites from the Christmas Season. It aired on December 2nd, 2005 and it was awesome. Also this chapter was made in honor of the great Gilbert Gottfried who voiced Santa in the episode. I knew his acting for years. He will never be forgotten.
R.I.P. Gilbert Gottfried: February 28, 1955 – April 12, 2022.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Larxene and her team consisting of Megavolt, Psycho Rangers, Minotaur (Scooby Doo), Phantom of Milo Booth and Dorko Malfly along with Volcana, Nanael, Camie, Himiko, Tsuyu and Kaoruku even though Camie, Himiko, Tsuyu and Kaoruku are always with us, are heading to the swamp planet of Dagobah and we're going there to battle Dracula who was responsible for everything that happened in this chapter as well as what happened in chapter 425 and we're going to make that monster pay. Also we're going to battle Another Aquila Undead Zodiarts and Another Larxene. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Venomoth and her name is Cammy Bonnabelle. Cammy is Nico's friend from Science Class and she is a really smart girl and also she is from one of the richest families in the world and she is also one of Nico's girlfriends. They were dating before she disappeared. She also HATES AND LOATHES Mindy of Endsville. She called Cammy a worthless loser and Cammy bashed her face in and knocked out all her teeth. The match-up is for Gabrielle Chevalier, Gene-Slammer of Dialga, the Legendary Time Pokemon, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Apollyon, the chief warlord of the Blackstone Legion, and the main antagonist and final boss of the story mode of For Honor, but she won't be alone, she'll have the whole of The Blackstone Legion with her. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading back to Dark World for Day 15 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt, and Renee Ravenclaw is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Gatekeeper Greatsword of Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World of Dark World, and we're also going to capture Camille Jockerson, the ruthless Queen Bee Bully that Charlotte Stewart has been after and we're going to collect the bounty that's on her head and send her to the Charon Reform School for Life! And we're also going to meet Dina Mabrouk, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Mummy, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Egypt and his classmate in English. She's a mummy and she was born with the powers of darkness and she also knew of Lincoln being a vampire-werewolf hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. She also has the power of the sands and she knows a lot about Egypt's ancient history and is also friends with the Egyptian Gods and Goddesses. She also learned a lot about mummification from Anubis, God of the Dead, and this one time, Lincoln made a beautiful gold necklace with a jeweled scarab, and she loved it so much, she hugged Lincoln and kissed him and he returned it. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club and she'll become a future member of The Goths of Darkness, and she hates Pablo and Anderson with a burning passion and wants nothing more than to remove their organs and mummify them by wrapping them in mummy bandages and throwing them in a sarcophagus, along with a Cyberse Clock Dragon Gene-Slammer named Bastet Taniynalwaqt, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Egypt and classmate in Gym, but she also studies history even in the prehistoric days. Her last name Taniynalwaqt, means Time Dragon in Arabic. Bastet and lincoln would often work together in studying the history of the world, and this one time, Lincoln made Bastet a beautiful dress based on clocks, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips. She's also the cousin of Greiger, The Dark Signer of The Whale Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua, and she hates Lisa with a burning passion. Get ready for a really awesome race as we race on an ocean planet made entirely out of pure egg nog and we're going to really be guzzling down the egg nog in an awesome airboat race on it. It's going to be awesome too. And we're going to be battling Berry, that psychotic Imaginary Fiend that wanted Bloo all for herself. And we're going to make sure she pays for her crimes.
see you all next time.
