EGG NOG IS GOOD AND TASTY.
Walking through the murky and swampy lands of the swamp planet of Dagobah was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Larxene and her team consisting of Megavolt, Psycho Rangers, Minotaur (Scooby Doo), Phantom of Milo Booth and Dorko Malfly along with Volcana and Nanael and we were there for an awesome and fun rescue.
Qin: Yuck! I always hate coming to this planet.
Me: It's a gross swampy planet but Dagobah is where we have to go for the next rescue.
Lola: Yeah. But it's amazing here.
Me: Yeah but this is a really cool planet though.
Volcana: I'm really excited though too.
Nico: Volcana, I want to thank you, Larxene, and your teams for coming today.
Volcana: Not a problem Nico. It's going to be so fun helping you guys.
Larxene: It sure will be awesome.
Eli: Especially if Dracula is here and we're going to make that monster pay for everything he did.
Brittney: Yeah supernatural energy levels are off the scale here. So that means he is here.
Nico: Nanael, what do you like to do in your free time?
Nanael: In all honesty I haven't really thought about it. All I mostly do is train for big fighting events.
Qin: Well you are a really strong girl that loves to test your limits and skills against powerful opponents.
Me: Just like Master Goku. He tests his limits on powerful adversaries and takes them on at his most powerful.
Nico: That is Kakarot for you. He always loves a great challenge.
Qin: Yep that is true Nico.
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: I'm sure you'll find a job.
Nanael: Well I do have one job in mind. I want to be a Karate and Martial Arts teacher.
Me: That's a great idea Nanael.
Qin: It sure is. You can pass on your skills to more people.
Xenia: Yeah it sure will be perfect and fruitful for you.
Nanael: Thanks guys.
Volcana: You're welcome.
Nico: Yesterday can be considered an attempt on Christmas' life.
Me: I agree there. What Dracula did to Mrs. Claus was horrible!
Nico: But amazingly I had no idea that you guys faced this version Dracula before and that Brittney has a really nasty history with him.
Brittney: You never asked about it Nico. But to be honest I was not expecting Dracula to make a return and try to finish what he started in the past by using Santa and his elves as leverage to turn Earth into a vampire planet.
Xenia: Yeah me neither. That was awful!
Lola: But at least was saved Christmas again.
Qin: We sure did. But I feel bad for Billy though. He hasn't stopped crying since then.
Lana: No kidding. I had to dump 40 buckets of snot from him and even install drain pipes in his room to drain the tears out.
Nico: Poor guy is really broken.
Xenia: Yeah no kidding.
Juran: And we couldn't kill Fangface yesterday because?
Brittney: Because the scans show that he is right here on this planet.
Qin: So he turned Mrs. Claus back into a vampire and is hiding here on Dagobah.
Me: And the planet is covered in thick blankets of mist and fog that block out the planets sun and make it ideal for him to live here.
Qin: Very clever.
Xenia: But we're ready for him.
Camie: Yep.
Nico: And saving Santa and his wife was more than enough yesterday.
Me: Yes it was. Along with curing all his happy little elves.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Awesome. But tell that to Billy. Poor kid.
Xenia: Yeah.
Evelyn Birmingham: Oh I am just so excited for this! My missions start today!
Kazuma: I already got my things from my room.
Me: Great.
Qin: Awesome.
Lincoln: It's going to be so cool meeting your friends Kazuma.
Me: And we're not going to let Hajime go apeshit and kill you.
Varie: I agree there.
Camie: Same here.
SPLAT!
Camie stepped into some swamp mud.
Camie: YUCK!
Me: Gross.
Nico: But then again it is a swamp planet.
Lola: Yep.
Maria: This is so gross!
Nico: Well it's a swamp planet. What did you expect?
Maria: Yeah you're right.
Natasha Hernandez: Look sharp guys. I sense something.
We felt a scary and dark force coming.
We felt that it was ominous and scary.
Then a figure emerged from behind the trees and it was COUNT DRACULA!
Natasha Hernandez: Count Dracula!
Count Dracula: (Transylvanian Accent) I'm impressed you all were able to find me Team Loud Phoenix Storm. And Brittney it is good to see you again. For the last time.
Brittney: I would say the same thing Dracula but I would be lying.
Nico: You will pay for everything you did.
Camie: Yeah!
Count Dracula: I expected you all to come after me yesterday. Losing your touch, are we?
Nico: We just thought cleaning up your mess was more than enough!
Natasha Hernandez: I can't believe that you would cause so much damage, not just to Christmas but to so many people when Brittney faced you the first time.
Count Dracula: You have no concept of the harm of which I am capable. Why waste the value of a life when it can be spent in servitude to me.
Natasha Hernandez: Becoming a vampire like you is a fate worse than death.
Count Dracula: To become vampire is to heighten all of ones senses. To obtain speed, strength and immortality.
Natasha Hernandez: I have all those things. But unlike you I have one thing that you always will never have.
Count Dracula: Oh and what is that?
Natasha Hernandez: Humanity for 1 and the second thing is a heart!
Count Dracula: So, you'd rather prefer living a mortal life with those who question the decisions you all make?
Nico: For your information we all make mistakes but also me and everyone on the team are ALL immortal.
Lincoln: Those mistakes I made were against my will.
Brittney: And another thing, you are going to rue the day you messed with the likes of us.
Nico: Especially when you made Billy cry. Not that you would give a damn.
He went at us and I held up a cross and he screamed seeing it and I splashed him with holy water and it burned him like acid!
Me: You obviously do not know WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!
Count Dracula: Oh, I know who I'm fucking with. I'm fucking with people who had the chance to join me. You all should've taken it!
Me: Just what I would expect from a monster like you.
Qin: And another thing we will NEVER join the likes of you!
Camie: That's for sure!
Xenia: You have terrorized the world for far too long!
I took out some silver stakes.
Me: Time to make sure you join all those you hurt.
He hissed at me!
Count Dracula: (to Lincoln) When I'm done with all of you, maybe I'll pay a visit to your humiliation targets and have them join me. And then, I will let them drink the blood of the rest of your sisters!
Lincoln: I don't think so!
Me: You will not get anywhere near them!
I fired a blast of sunlight from the Sun Gun!
It hit him in his chest and burned him badly!
Count Dracula: NO! DAYLIGHT! HERE!?
Me: You will never know what hit you. That was just for starters.
I activated an Ultraviolet Flashback Grenade.
Count Dracula: You will NEVER Stop me! I am beyond Good and Evil J.D. I am Evil Incarnate, I am the Prince of Darkness!
Me: Rise and shine motherfucker!
It released a massive flash of ultraviolet light and Count Dracula screamed as he bursted into intense fire and Natasha and Brittney fired waves of energy and it hit him and obliterated him and banished him to the Black Gates for all eternity.
Qin: YEAH!
Lincoln: Thank goodness it's over.
Psycho Red: Not quite.
Lincoln: I was talking about Count Dracula hurting people.
Psycho Red: I know.
Me: But he was all talk and no action.
Lola: Yep.
But then those that were marked with Aquila The Eagle winced and their marks glowed.
Me: The next Undead Zodiart is close.
Nico: And it's for Aquila the Eagle.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: If anyone at home has Aquila the Eagle, we should call them.
Me: I know someone.
I called in Anya Aquila.
Anya arrived.
Anya Aquila: I got here as soon as I could. My mark started glowing and I knew it was the next Undead Zodiart.
Lana: Awesome Anya.
Then a figure came out and it was ANOTHER AQUILA UNDEAD ZODIARTS! It looked like a mixture of Peckster, Bird Bane and Miratrix Monster!
Me: Whoa! All birds!
Qin: Awesome mixture and cool.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: And you are?
Another Aquila Undead Zodiarts: (In a girls voice) J.D. knows me.
I gasped.
Me: That voice.
She reverted back and it was a green hair sailor soldier.
Me: (GASP) Dahlia Gallagher A.K.A. Sailor Dagobah!
Sailor Dagobah: That's right!
Qin: Wow! So another Sailor Soldier we're meeting on their home planet.
Nico: Awesome! But how do you know her J.D.?
Me: Dahlia is the sailor soldier of the swamp planet of Dagobah. She was born on Earth and raised in the Florida Swamps and was imbued with the powers of Dagobah. She is my friend from nature classes and she knows all about the plants of nature and the forests and she also hates the Gunderson Clan in Royal Woods Swamp with a merciless vengeance. She vowed to destroy that entire family.
Qin: Cool!
Nico: Remind me who the Gunderson Clan was.
Me: They were those evil hillbillies that lived in Skunk Swamp right next door to Scratchy Bottom Camp and they caused so much damage to the city and we sent them to prison.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Right! Them! I remember them.
Sailor Dagobah: But I heard that J.D. beat them before and I'm amazed he did so.
Me: Yeah they were no problem. But if they ever return then they will regret it.
Maria: I guess even planets. like this one has its' own Sailor Soldier.
Me: Depends on what planets they are and what they are like.
Sailor Dagobah: That's right.
Lucy Loud: I was the one that told Lincoln about the legend of the Scary Hillbilly People Hiding in The Trees. But I never even knew that they would be the infamous Gunderson Clan of Skunk Swamp.
Lincoln: Yeah and it's amazing that J.D. beat them too.
Lola: Yeah no kidding. But they were even worse sore losers than Lynn.
Lana: Yeah after J.D. beat them they went on a rampage and destroyed much of the city. But the FBI and the CIA have been after them for years and we took them down.
Lily: And sent them to prison forever.
Camie: Wow!
Sailor Dagobah: That is amazing! I'm proud of you for taking them down.
Me: So is all of the city.
Eli: Yeah. Any other opponents with you?
Sailor Dagobah: Just another version of (Points to Larxene) Her.
Larxene: Another version of me!? Whoa!
Me: Electrifying
Maria: Friendly or hostile?
Sailor Dagobah: Friendly.
Qin: Good.
Me: Sorry about the sudden question there. But there have been a few instances where we met a couple of Another M.O.E. Members that were hostile so we're taking necessary precautions.
Sailor Dagobah: I understand.
Anya Aquila: But I will face you.
Sailor Dagobah: All right then.
She changed into Another Aquila Undead Zodiart and flew into the air and Anya flew after her and fired waves of energy and they hit her and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
I caught the Zodiarts Switch and Rouse Card and purified them. The Rouse Card had a picture of the constellation and symbol of Aquila the Eagle on it and an Eagle too.
Me: Cool.
But then…
KRASPLAT!
Sailor Dagobah fell into a pool of swamp mud and was completely drenched in mud.
All of us: EEEEWWWW!
Maria: We are so sorry!
Lana and me brought her over.
Sailor Dagobah: OH YUCK!
Maria: We are so sorry!
Me: Well it's what happens when you are on a swamp planet.
Maria washed off Sailor Dagobah.
Nico: She may need a bath when we get home.
Qin: No kidding. EW! She smells horrible!
Me: Well another thing about swamp planets is they smell like shit.
Xenia: Yeah no kidding.
Psycho Yellow: We're not done yet.
THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP!
We saw lightning striking all over the place.
Me: Wow!
Xenia: Look at the lightning!
Camie: Where is it all coming from?
Then a ball of lightning appeared and then it formed into a dark version of Larxene. It was ANOTHER LARXENE!
Me: Whoa! Another Larxene!
Lola: Wow this one is electrifying.
Nico: Nice entrance!
Me: I was just about to say the same thing.
Another Larxene: I'm glad you liked that one.
Me: (GASP) Taryn Loganstein!
Another Larxene: It's awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same to you.
Nico: Wait Taryn Loganstein A.K.A. Lightning Bikini Girl, the voluptuous Lightning Superheroine Bikini Girl?
Me: The very same. She was an Electric Power Plant Worker that I met a while ago and then a freak lightning storm flew in and then struck the transformer while she was working on it and sent billions of volts of electricity surging through her. Then at the hospital as she was recovering I noticed that the lightning gave her incredible powers and she fired a blast of lightning and it hit a wall and blasted it down. I helped her discover that she can fly with lightning angel wings, can flush out the invisible just by feeling for their lightning Auras and even their electrical activity in their nervous systems.
Nico: WHOA! That is incredible!
Another Larxene: Yeah it sure is.
Kaito: (gets out Ohranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (Gets out Carranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Another Larxene: Actually he didn't promise me anything because I seduced him and he was blown back by a massive nosebleed and I swiped the ridewatch and left.
Nicole:You are a sly fox. But that was awesome.
Qin: Yeah it sure is.
Me: Yep. Sexy and Shockingly Dangerous.
Another Larxene: (Giggles) That's right.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Another Larxene: No worries. Come at me and don't hold back.
Me: With Lightning! (ACTIVATES ELECTRO'S RIDEWATCH)
Kaito got a Zeo Sword and Zocks got a Turbo saber!
I fired waves of lightning and electrocuted her all over.
She threw Lightning Kunai at me and Lincoln threw Lightning Kunai and they deflected back and lightning struck her all over.
Sougo: (gets out Ghost Ridewatch) My life is burning bright!
Armor Time! (Upbeat music) Kaigan! Ghost!
Geiz: (gets out Mach Ridewatch) This is gonna be my second transformation today.
Armor Time! (Signal Mach standby music) Mach! Mach!
Sougo got GhostArmor while Geiz got MachArmor.
Nico: This will be shocking! DRAGON THUNDERCLAP!
The 5 Star Dragonball on Nico's Bracelet Glowed and he fired waves of lightning and electrocuted Another Larxene.
Qin: YEAH!
Lola: That will burn!
Nico: (gets out Larxene's Ridewatch) Time for even more shocking fun!
Me: Time to bring down the Lightning!
Geiz: (Gets out Cross Z Ridewatch) And here's number 2!
Armor Time! Wake up burning! Cross-Z!
Geiz got CrossZArmor.
We fired waves of lightning and electrocuted her all over.
Nico: This will be a SHOCK to you! (ACTIVATES MEGAVOLT'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted her.
Nico: Now that was Electric!
Me: Here's an old song I remember from my school days. (ACTIVATES YOST ELECTRO'S RIDEWATCH)
(ELECTRIC BOOGIE BY MARCIA GRIFFITHS PLAYS)
I fired waves of lightning at the ground and made it electrified!
It's Electric!
You can't see it
You gotta feel it
Ooh, it's shakin'
You gotta know it
Now you can't hold it
But you know it there,
Yeah here there everywhere
I've got to move,
I'm going on a party ride
I've got to groove, groove, groove,
And from this music
I just can't hide.
Are you comin' with me?
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide
Some say it's mystic
You can't resist it
You can'y do without it
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
Don't wanna lose it
But you can't choose it
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
I've got to move,
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide
Some say it's mystic
You can't resist it
You can'y do without it
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
Don't wanna lose it
But you can't choose it
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
I danced and fired waves of lightning all over and smashed her down.
Xenia: YEAH!
Camie: YEAH That was awesome!
May: (gets out Psycho Rangers' Ridewatch) This might sound wrong. But... it's Psycho time!
Me: I hope that one doesn't turn you into a fucked up lunatic.
May: (GULPS) Lets hope so.
She activated it and fired waves of energy and smashed her all over.
Xenia: AWESOME!
Lola: That was cool!
May: Time for some charge! (ACTIVATES MINOTAUR'S RIDEWATCH)
She ran and smashed down Another Larxene.
Nico: Nice one!
Maria: This will be a really painful hurt. (ACTIVATES PHANTOM OF MILO BOOTH'S RIDEWATCH)
She swooped in and smashed her all over the place with amazing speed.
Nico: Nice Maria!
Qin: Yeah!
Maria: Now for this one. (ACTIVATES DORKO MALFLY'S RIDEWATCH)
She got a She Hulk Body!
Maria: Cool! I look amazing!
Nico: Wow! You sure do Maria!
Maria: Wait till William sees me now.
She picked up a boulder and threw it and smashed her down.
Then Condiment King and his team came and it had Condiment King, Big Cheese, Hades Fungal Beast Mold, Suika Monster, Clawbster and Sergeant Weenie Arms!
Nico: Nice team, Condiment King!
Condiment King: Hey Thanks Nico.
Lana: Awesome!
Lola: Yeah!
Condiment King: Eat ketchup!
He fired waves of ketchup and drenched her.
Volcana: Don't leave me hanging!
She activated Larxene's ridewatch and she fired waves of lightning and smashed her down.
Nanael: My turn! (ACTIVATES MEGAVOLT RIDEWATCH) Suck on Lightning!
She fired waves of lightning and they hit Another Larxene and electrocuted her.
Xenia: Yeah!
Camie: Take that!
Maria: I hope the next gene-slammer is close by.
May: I hope so too.
?: Someone call!?
Then a figure flew in and it was a Venomoth.
Xenia: Whoa a Venomoth!
Lola: Wow!
Venomoth: (In a girls voice) Looks like the fun has started.
Nico: Cammy Bonnabelle!? Wow!
Venomoth: Yep and it's great to see you Nico.
Nico: You too.
Venomoth: I got this.
She fired waves of wind blades and they hit Another Ladxene smashed her down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it. I went over to Taryn and she was a blond hair girl with a lightning bikini on her and she had big breasts as big as Lucy Heartfilia's.
I picked her up.
Taryn: (GROANS) What a headache.
Me: But you're back to normal
I brought her over.
Nico: Can we get you some clothes?
Taryn: That's a good idea.
Maria: We got this.
The Fashion Brigade gave her new blue and yellow clothes.
Lola: There.
Venomoth: That is awesome though.
Nanael: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Venomoth: I have a lot of them but my favorite is when I was in Endsville and Mindy came and called me a loser and I punched her in her face.
Me: Nice.
Qin: Cool.
Me: Lets revert you back.
Venomoth: Okay but I'm naked.
Nicole: Oh boy.
We covered our eyes and I snapped my fingers and she was reverting back.
Nico hugged Cammy as she was reverting back.
Cammy was back to normal and she had purple hair and purple butterfly wings and the fashion Brigade went and gave her new clothes and she had purple clothes.
Cammy Bonnabelle: That was a rush. But these clothes are awesome.
Nico: Glad you're back to normal.
Cammy Bonnabelle: Me too.
Nico hugged her.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Cammy Bonnabelle: Me too Nico. Me too.
We went back home and got Sailor Dagobah cleaned up with a bath.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Maria, Mirai Cheng, Dinobot, Scorponok, Bonecrusher, and Transquito are heading back to Dark World for Day 15 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but Renee Ravenclaw is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Gatekeeper Greatsword of Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World of Dark World.
And we're also going to take down and capture Camille Jockerson, the ruthless Queen Bee Bully that Charlotte Stewart has been after and we're going to collect the bounty that's on her head and send her to the Charon Reform School for Life!
Lincoln: Whoa, we're back in Day 15 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but Renee Ravenclaw is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Gatekeeper Greatsword of Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World.
Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) That's right, and since she was Gene-Slammed into Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World, it's perfect for her, and we're also going to take down and capture Camille Jockerson, the ruthless Queen Bee Bully that Charlotte Stewart has been after and we're going to collect the bounty that's on her head and send her to the Charon Reform School for Life!
Nico: To think she's here in Dark World, but the same can be said of Audrey Madison.
Me: Yep, but we also got to be careful though, Camille's not alone.
Charlotte Stewart: (Australian Accent) Too right, J.D., I heard reports she has help from remnants of Clarissa Mallory's surviving thugs and followers, along with help from followers of Audrey Madison and they're out for blood and revenge for what you guys did to those monsters.
Qin: (Growls) I should've known those heartless followers of Audrey would join that Queen Bee bully bitch, Camille Jockerson, and I didn't expect there to be remnants of Clarissa Mallory's thugs and followers, I thought that douchebag, Vergil, killed them all.
Lincoln: Not all of them, they must've escaped after Vergil left. Either way, we need to get rid of them once and for all before we get Camille Jockerson, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Maria.
Maria: You bet, Lincoln, this is going to be so awesome!
Mirai Cheng: Yeah, we're going to make her pay for her crimes.
Suddenly, Lincoln saw the timer on his right large gold cuff Bracelet of The Champion of the Universe, and we saw that the Giant Nazca Line and Earthbound Immortal Ccapac Apu were now glowing.
Lincoln: And another day down means that Audrey's life is already growing shorter. Now, let's get rid of the last remnants of Clarissa Mallory's thugs/followers and Audrey Madison's followers and head for Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World's shrine.
We continued on and we now saw the last remnants of Clarissa Mallory's thugs/followers and Audrey Madison's followers, and they were heading for us: when word hit of Clarissa Mallory's death and also of Audrey Madison's defeat and imprisonment, they wanted revenge. Lincoln transformed the tips of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails into Cell's stingers, and he stabbed them into a group of them and Lincoln absorbed them, and he did the same to the remaining army of thugs who were all petrified by fear. When Lincoln was done, nothing was left of them except for their clothes, and he'd changed the stingers back into tips.
Then, a massive collection of energy cards with the thugs/followers of Clarissa Mallory and Audrey Madison imprisoned inside were fired out from Lincoln's cutie mark, and when the Judgement Kanjis appeared on them, all of them were sent to The Black Gates. We continued on and we arrived at Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World's shrine, and then, the rainbow iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed, and the doors opened and we entered, and we saw a massive demonic looking greatsword floating in the center and with dark light shining down on it: The Demonic Darkness Gatekeeper Greatsword of Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World, a powerful demonic massive greatsword with orange gems embedded in the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black demon heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large demon heads and a large orange gem on the bottom of the demon heads for the pommel.
Rarity: My word, is that...?
Lincoln: The Demonic Darkness Gatekeeper Greatsword of Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World, that sure is one scary looking demonic greatsword.
Renee Ravenclaw: (British Accent) Amazing.
Suddenly, we saw Ghostrick Mummy and Cyberse Clock Dragon appear before us, and with them are the four girls.
Nico: Whoa, Ghostrick Mummy and Cyberse Clock Dragon.
Ghostrick Mummy: (Egyptian Accent) That's right.
Cyberse Clock Dragon: (Egyptian Accent) And we managed to get these girls away from that monster, Camille Jockerson.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Those voices, Dina Mabrouk and Bastet Taniynalwaqt, it's so awesome to see you both again, but we'll talk later, we still got Camille Jockerson to take care of.
?: You stupid, meddling, goody-two-shoe heroes, can't you mind your own fucking business?!
Charlotte Stewart: (Australian Voice) Crikey, I knew there's no mistaking that chalkboard screech from anywhere.
We then saw our target, Camille Jockerson, and she was incredibly pissed off because of what Lincoln just did to the remnants of Clarissa Mallory's thugs/followers and Audrey Madison's followers.
Nico: Camille Jockerson, just the Queen Bee bully we've looking for.
Jackie Wren: There's already a prison cell with your name on it, bitch, so come quietly or this is going to get ugly.
Camille Jockerson: I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
Camille Jockerson charged at us, but Qin and Mirai Cheng kicked her hard in the face and knocked out her teeth.
Renee Ravenclaw: Looks like we're settling for ugly.
Renee Ravenclaw went up and grabbed The Demonic Darkness Gatekeeper Greatsword of Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World. Suddenly, Renee Ravenclaw's orange eyes turned neon orange, and she was surrounded by a black and orange energy aura with darkness, demons, and dark magic, she unholstered her massive Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World's Demon Greatsword of Darkness Gatekeeper Justice from her back, and as she approached Camille Jockerson, she left black and orange energy, darkness, demons, and dark magic with every step.
Renee Ravenclaw: You really are nothing but pure evil, Camille, you're just like the other queen bee brats that Jackie has captured and sent to reform schools all over the country. But, this time, you're going to a special reform school for the rest of your life.
Suddenly, Renee Ravenclaw was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and orange energy with dark magic and darkness surrounding the vortex, there's an army of demons and Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Renee Ravenclaw emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Renee Ravenclaw grew from 6'11" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long flowing orange hair, she has neon orange eyes and a black and orange energy aura with demons, darkness, and dark magic surrounding her, she has Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has on demon earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World with orange gems for the eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hand for the second pendant, along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold lightning bolt links and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Renee Ravenclaw has on a sleeveless orange open blouse, sleeveless orange midriff top with the Ravenclaw crest on it, orange skirt, orange pants, orange heeled sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, demons, and dark magic on the coattails and on the back is Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World surrounded by darkness, demons, and dark magic and on top is the crest for Ravenclaw House. Suddenly, Renee Ravenclaw felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with black tips on the feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long orange wolf tails, Renee Ravenclaw has on a Ring of The Phoenix with orange gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Renee Ravenclaw's massive Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World's Demon Greatsword of Darkness Gatekeeper Justice and The Demonic Darkness Gatekeeper Greatsword of Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World and all of the other swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and orange energy, darkness, demons, and dark magic, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World's Demonic Darkness Gatekeeper Greatsword of Dark Magic Gatekeeper Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged, midnight black blade, large midnight black demon heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black demon heads with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem on the bottom of the demon heads for the pommel, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World's head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large Destroyer of The Church of Necrom grimoire, rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World that said, "Renee Ravenclaw, Descendant of Rowena Ravenclaw, Gene-Slammer of Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World, Powerful Member of The Dark World Goth Girls, Powerful Master of The Dark Arts and The Occult, Dear Friend of Nicholette Torrington, Giselle Harrington, Scarlet Rosenburg, Silvia Excelsior, Helena Hufflepuff, Elizabeth Gryffindor, Selene Slytherin, Zennia Nikolaevna, Griselda Huffington, Laniya Guillermo, Camie Nicholetta, Bertha Sellington, Celine Wendova, Chloe Terryington, Rhonda Jekyll, Connie Jackelstein, and Clara St. Clarice, Loving Future Wife and Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Man-Spider, Destroyer of Nigel Moreau of The Church of Necrom, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Demons, and Dark Magic"
レニー・レイブンクロー、ロウェナ・レイブンクロー の子孫、れんげ の ジーンスラマー、ダークワールド の 門番、ダークワールドゴスガールズ の強力なメンバー、ダークアーツ と オカルト の強力なマスター、ニコレット・トリントン、ジゼル・ハリントン、スカーレット・ローゼンバーグ の親愛なる友人、シルビア・エクセルシオール、ヘレナ・ハッフルパフ、エリザベス・グリフィンドール、セレーネ・スリザリン、ゼニア・ニコラエヴナ、グリセルダ・ハフィントン、ラニヤ・ギレルモ、ケイミー・ニコレッタ、バーサ・セリントン、セリーヌ・ウェンドヴァ、クロエ・テリントン、ロンダ・ジキル、コニー・ジャッケルスタイン、クララ・セント・クラリス、愛する未来の妻と保護者リンカーン・ラウドの天使、マンスパイダーの大敵、ネクロム教会のナイジェル・モローの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして闇のマスター、悪魔と黒魔術
Renee Ravenclaw has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DEMON-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS RENGE DEMON GATEKEEPER DARK WORLD DEMONIC ANGEL OF DEMONIC ORANGE DARK WORLD JUSTICE AND DIVINE DEMON GATEKEEPER RAVENCLAW DARK WORLD LOVE!
We were amazed by Renee Ravenclaw's Super Angel-Demon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Camille Jockerson saw it, she went completely berserk and she rushed at Renee Ravenclaw to kill her, but Renee Ravenclaw fired a powerful black and orange energy blast with darkness, demons, and dark magic at her, and sent the Queen Bee bully flying out of the shrine and we followed, she got up, but she was mega pissed now.
Nicholette Torrington: Whoa, Renee Ravenclaw's transformed into her Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form, awesome!
Lincoln: You got that right, Nicholette, and now, we're going to put a stop to this monster's rampage, and Renee, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Renee Ravenclaw: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Dark World Orange Demon Gatekeeper and Divine Demon Gatekeeper Dark World Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put this queen bee bully in her place?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Renee.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Renee Ravenclaw.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're not going to be running free any longer, Camille Jockerson, there's a prison cell with your name on it.
Renee Ravenclaw and Lincoln went after Camille Jockerson, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and orange energy, dark magic, crosses, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, fairies, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, and Mermaids at Camille Jockerson, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, they also attacked her with slashes from their massive greatswords, and slashes from Lincoln's claws, and he drew more blood.
Nico: Man, those two are really roughing her up.
Me: You said it, then, let's join in and really rough her up big time.
TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Maria's team, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Camille Jockerson, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Renee Ravenclaw, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World's Demonic Gatekeeper Darkness Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's black with orange flames on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World surrounded by darkness and the Hufflepuff House crest etched on the sides, and an orange gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Renee Ravenclaw fired blasts of rainbow energy, black and orange energy, and elemental forces at Camille Jockerson and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and really knocked her down.
Then, Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast and it transformed into a rainbow energy straitjacket and it wrapped itself around Camille Jockerson, so she couldn't escape, and Jackie Wren had her thrown in a black van to take her away. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Renee Ravenclaw's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long orange wolf tails, and massive light blue angel wings are permanent.
Renee Ravenclaw: Another Queen Bee bully has been brought down. Thanks for helping me take down Camille Jockerson, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Renee.
Suddenly, Renee Ravenclaw wrapped her arms around Lincoln's massive wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Renee Ravenclaw's face, they deeply kissed passionately as Renee Ravenclaw's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's massive, wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Demon, and Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and demons flying behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Renee Ravenclaw came back to us as the display and Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World vanished.
Nicholette Torrington: Alright, that's yet another Queen Bee bully brought down a number of pegs, and she's already on her way to The Charon Reform School.
Lincoln: And we're also going to make sure to collect the bounty that was on her head, a large reward for the capture of the most evil Queen Bee bully is something that we're not going to let go to waste.
Nico: Of course not.
Lincoln: And we're also finally rid of any remnants of Clarissa Mallory and Audrey Madison. (To Dina Mabrouk and Bastet Taniynalwaqt) And it's so good to see you again, Dina Mabrouk and Bastet Taniynalwaqt.
Dina Mabrouk reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing black hair, yellow eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Ghostrick Mummy, and she's dressed in a black short-sleeved blouse, white sleeveless top, black skirt, black pants, black knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and mummies on the coattails and Ghostrick Mummy on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Ghostrick Mummy-themed greatsword with Ghostrick Mummy etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large black jackal heads for the crossguard, large yellow gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large black jackal heads and a large yellow gem on the bottom of the large black jackal heads for the pommel.
And Bastet Taniynalwaqt reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing black hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Cyberse Clock Dragon, and she's dressed in a beautiful dress based on clocks, black pants, black knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with clocks and dragons on the coattails and Cyberse Clock Dragon on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Cyberse Clock Dragon-themed greatsword with Cyberse Clock Dragon etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large dragon heads for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large dragon heads and a large blue gem on the bottom of the large dragon heads for the pommel.
Dina Mabrouk: (Egyptian Accent) You too, Lincoln, and it's also good to see you, Claire, Ramona Alucard, Aisha, Sarah, Winter, Ramona Qingzhao, Autumn, Mary, and Tiana again, Ursula.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal, Ramona Alucard, Sarah Dullahan, Claire Allaire, Aisha Arian, Winter Icyin, Ramona Qingzhao, Autumn Aluma, Mary Adelberte, and Tiana Masina: You too, Dina.
Bastet Taniynalwaqt: (Egyptian Accent) It's been such a long time since we last met.
Lincoln went up to Dina Mabrouk and Bastet Taniynalwaqt and he hugged them, and Dina Mabrouk and Bastet Taniynalwaqt were very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and they had atomic red blushes on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Dina Mabrouk: (Egyptian Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and eleven massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new.
Bastet Taniynalwaqt: (Egyptian Accent) You said it, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know these two?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, the Ghostrick Mummy Gene-Slammer is Dina Mabrouk, she's my Guardian Angel from Egypt and classmate in English. She's a mummy and she was born with the powers of darkness and she also knew of Lincoln being a vampire-werewolf-cyborg hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. She also has the power of the sands and she knows a lot about Egypt's ancient history and she's also friends with the Egyptian Gods and Goddesses. She also learned a lot about mummification from Anubis, God of the Dead.
Me: Wow, that's incredible!
Lincoln: It sure is, and this one time, I made a beautiful gold necklace with a jeweled scarab, and she loved it so much, she hugged and kissed me and I returned it. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and she really hates Pablo and Anderson with a burning passion and wants nothing more than to remove their organs and mummify them by wrapping them in mummy bandages and throwing them in a sarcophagus.
Brittney gave Dina Mabrouk the ring for The Goths of Darkness, and she put it on her right ring finger.
Lincoln: And the Cyberse Clock Dragon Gene-Slammer is Bastet Taniynalwaqt, she's my Guardian Angel from Egypt and classmate in Gym, but she also studies history even in the prehistoric days. Her last name, Taniynalwaqt, means Time Dragon in Arabic. We would often work together in studying the history of the world, and this one time, I made Bastet a beautiful dress based on clocks, and to show thanks, she kissed me on the lips.
Nico: Cool.
Lincoln: And here's where you guys are going to be in for a big surprise: I also found out that she's the cousin of Greiger, The Dark Signer of The Whale Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua.
My jaw and Nico's dropped, including Misty Tredwell's, and we had them put back in our mouths.
Nico: Whoa, she's the cousin of Greiger?! Oh man!
Lincoln: That's right, and I saw the picture of her, Greiger, and his siblings when she paid them a visit long ago, and I knew right then and there, that she's indeed related to Greiger, and she also hated Lisa with a burning passion, because Bastet and I stopped her from trying to destroy an important historical sight in her crazed thirst for destruction.
Nico: And it ended with her getting grounded?
Lincoln: For nineteen weeks and Lily changed the combination to her bunker again and she destroyed her robots for good.
Eli: Yikes, if Lisa tried to hurt you, she'd better be ready for Lily's wrath.
Hailey Timaeus: And we've seen what kind of damage she can do when she gets mad.
Dina Mabrouk: (Egyptian Accent) That's right. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something we want to give you: we want to give you our blood.
We gasped at their request, including Lincoln.
Lincoln: Dina, Bastet, are you absolutely sure about this?
Bastet Taniynalwaqt: (Egyptian Accent) (Smiles) More than anything, after all, we're going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.
Lincoln looked into the eyes of Dina Mabrouk and Bastet Taniynalwaqt, and he saw that they're really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to Dina Mabrouk and Bastet Taniynalwaqt, and he hugged their waists in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down first on Dina Mabrouk's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up, and he also did the same with Bastet Taniynalwaqt.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Loves appeared on the necks of Dina Mabrouk and Bastet Taniynalwaqt with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Dina Mabrouk: (Egyptian Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you and Bastet are now part of my harem and my many future wives, Dina.
Dina Mabrouk and Bastet Taniynalwaqt had a smile on their face and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists and they wrapped their left and right arms around Lincoln's massive, wider, and muscular back, and he leans down to their faces and kissed the two of them passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The four girls are Nagisa Kai, Nami Shiina, Kiiro Iijima, and Kawai Kawai from Iczer Girl Iczelion.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Nagisa Kai, Nami Shiina, Kiiro Iijima, and Kawai Kawai from Iczer Girl Iczelion.
Nicole: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Nagisa Kai: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Nagisa Kai and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Camille Jockerson, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.
Nagisa Kai: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Nagisa Kai: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Nagisa Kai, Nami Shiina, Kiiro Iijima, and Kawai Kawai with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln told everyone that Renee Ravenclaw had gotten The Demonic Darkness Gatekeeper Greatsword of Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Camille Jockerson, the Queen Bee bully that Charlotte Stewart was after, but Camille Jockerson also had help from the remnants of Clarissa Mallory's thugs/followers and Audrey Madison's followers who were out for blood and revenge on us for what Lincoln did to Clarissa Mallory and Audrey Madison.
But, Lincoln showed that he absorbed the followers using Cell's absorption technique, and he also shows them Renee Ravenclaw transforming into her Super Angel-Demon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and all of us laying the beatdown on her and finally sending her away to prison, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln, Dina Mabrouk, and Bastet Taniynalwaqt have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: Man, that was a lot of fun beating that bitch up.
Nico: It sure was.
Lincoln: Now, she's no longer running free ever again, and she'll be spending life in The Charon Reform School for her crimes.
Lincoln was right about what he said: Camille Jockerson was found guilty for her many crimes, and as punishment for her crimes, she was sentenced to Life in The Charon Reform School for her crimes, but Lincoln also put a curse on her: if Camille Jockerson showed no signs of improvement, she will be given The King Midas' Golden Touch Vengeance Curse and she'll be turned into a gold statue for all eternity, but at this rate, she'll be turned into a gold statue if she tried to get revenge on us.
After taking down Camille Jockerson and throwing her in The Charon Reform School, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Dina Mabrouk and Bastet Taniynalwaqt saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Dina Mabrouk: (Egyptian Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Bastet Taniynalwaqt: (Egyptian Accent) If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Dina Mabrouk: (Egyptian Accent)That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right. We already heard a memory Bastet had with Lincoln and it was about putting a stop to Lisa, but Dina, what story did you have with Lincoln?
Dina Mabrouk: (Egyptian Accent) That's something I've never forgotten. One time, Lincoln and I were heading straight for the cafeteria for lunch, but then, we suddenly heard screams coming from there. We opened the door and we saw Pablo and Anderson trashing the place and hurting the students and teachers, I got so mad, I fired mummy bandages at them and they were so wrapped up tight, they both looked like mummies. Principal Huggins refused to say anything to us, but Mrs. Johnson did and she told us that Pablo and Anderson went on a rampage and they attacked everyone in the cafeteria including her, while Principal Huggins was busy with trying to impress Superintendent Chen. I was so fired up, I wanted to call Superintendent Chen and get that rule-stickler tossed out on his toupee, but Lincoln immediately called his mom, and let's just say that when she was done, Principal Huggins was left cowering like a scared little wimp.
We cheered.
Nico: Whoa, that was some awesome work apprehending those two butt-faces, Dina! Plus, Lincoln had to call in the big guns, if he was in there that day and got hurt and Principal Huggins ignored him and left him bleeding like that, you know what happens when he makes Mama Loud mad if her only son was left in that condition and by Principal Huggins no less?
Rita: That's right. Plus, he's still on thin ice with me when he tried to get rid of the kids and J.D., and all for that comic book contest Lincoln and Clyde were eager to win.
Nicholette Torrington: Killjoy Huggins was on thin ice with all of us that day, it's bad enough that he's a killjoy to the students, but to find out he's also given Lincoln a hard time, I was so tempted to call Superintendent Chen and get that rule-stickling grouch fired and tossed out on his ugly toupee!
Me: Yikes, it sounds like Huggins has been on your list ever since you all saw him giving Lincoln a hard time.
Gabrielle Chevalier: He is. But, ever since that restaurant incident, he's now off for good.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln and his harem are heading to Waikiki Beach, in Oahu, Hawaii.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in a large orange speedo with the Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble, and his harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis, sandals, jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Gabrielle Chevalier: Wow, we're here in Waikiki Beach, awesome.
Lincoln: Yep, and it's perfect for our beach date. Shall we?
Lincoln and his harem dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, and they went back to the beach and they had a game of volleyball, and even did some surfing, and his harem got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift up a 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbell he summoned, then they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to the girls in his harem and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the girls wrap their left arms around the wider and muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and they placed their right hands on the massive left pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Hey, Lincoln, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Waikiki Beach, in Oahu, Hawaii.
Gabrielle Chevalier: It was really awesome, and some of us were blushing like crazy when we saw Lincoln in his speedo.
Elizabeth Guillaume: I was quite surprised when Lincoln started wearing a speedo, but then again, this hasn't been the first time he'd started wearing a speedo, since Luna Isdrage made him a speedo long ago.
Later it was time for Evelyn Birmingham's first ever ambassador mission. She was going to meet the Kamen Rider Blade Team.
Me: Evelyn this is going to be awesome for you.
Camie: It sure will.
Evelyn: I think this is gonna be so cool!
Lola: We're all really excited for you Evelyn.
Kazuma: You guys will love meeting my team. I can't wait to see them again after all this time.
Nico: I know. And we owe the Blade team big for helping us during the 20 Days of Darkness.
Me: I know. And surprisingly, Blade is the only team left we have to thank for helping us during that time.
Eli: Yeah we haven't thanked them all as a whole for it.
Lincoln: We are going to be in for a fun battle though.
Lana: We sure are.
William: Anyone else want to go with Evelyn? Besides Touma and 2 Rabbids?
Rolf: Sadly, Rolf cannot go this time.
Kevin: Why not, Rolf?
Rolf: Rolf is now Evelyn's boyfriend. As such, the honorable thing would be for Rolf to go on the second mission.
Me: I understand Rolf.
Dark Spicer: Lucky for you guys, I've here to fill in for Rolf.
Me: Awesome Dark!
Eddy: Thanks Stretch.
Dark Spicer: No problem.
Lincoln: Me and my siblings and TWilight and Friends will go too.
Lord Drakkon: And so will me and Myotismon.
Maria: Me and May too.
Nico: Wow! Lots of us this time.
Me: Yep.
Kazuma: But it'll be awesome for you all to meet my friends.
Lola: I can't wait. We have a lot to tell them.
Nico: We sure do. All right lets head out!
We were off to Japan!
TOKYO, JAPAN
We arrived in Japan and it was as busy as ever.
Me: Tokyo, Japan.
Kazuma: Boy it sure feels good to be home. I missed this place.
Myotismon: So has all of your friends.
Maria: Yeah they missed you terribly.
Nico: No kidding.
May: Boy you were gone for so long.
Me: Yeah but I was informing them every time of your progress with us.
Kazuma: Thanks guys.
Me: No problem.
Then we saw Sakuya Tachibana.
Sakuya Tachibana: (to Touma) I've heard of you. Are you Kamen Rider Saber?
Touma: That's right. Touma Kamiyama of Kamen Rider Saber.
Sakuya Tachibana: Awesome to see you again.
Kazuma: Hey Tachibana. Long time no see.
Sakuya Tachibana: (GASP) Kazuma!? You're back!
He went and hugged him for the first time in a long time!
Sakuya Tachibana: I thought we would never see you again!
Kazuma: I know!
Me: We found him and looked out for him for you guys.
Sakuya Tachibana: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's truly an honor.
Me: You too Sakuya: Awesome to meet you in person.
Touma: We also know you're Kamen Rider Garren.
Sakuya Tachibana: I had a feeling you knew.
Me: We should introduce everyone here. You know who me and Nico are.
Eli: I'm Eli Winston Bullock, J.D. Knudson's Little brother. Awesome to meet you.
Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud and these are my siblings.
Lori: Awesome to meet you. I'm Lori.
Leni: I'm Leni.
Luna: Sup dude, I'm Luna.
Luan: My name is Luan.
Lynn: Lynn Jr.
Linka: I'm Linka.
Liberty: I'm Liberty.
Lyra: I'm Lyra.
Lee: I'm Lee.
Lucy: I'm Lucy.
Laney: I'm Laney.
Lana: My name is Lana.
Lola: I'm Lola.
Lisa: Greetings. I'm Lisa.
Lily: And I'm Lily.
Sakuya Tachibana: Wow! That's a lot of kids.
Me: Yeah it sure is and their mom and dad all thought it would be cute if their names all started with the letter L.
Eddy: Awesome to meet you. I'm Eddy. Luan's boyfriend.
Dark Spicer: I'm Dark Jack Spicer. But everyone calls me Dark Spicer. I'm Eddy's archenemy.
Lord Drakkon: I'm Lord Drakkon. J.D.'s archenemy.
Me: You may recognize him from the Power Rangers Comic Books.
Myotismon: I'm Myotismon, Nico's archenemy.
May: I'm May Chan.
Maria: I'm Maria Dunbar, 2nd in Command of the Redemption Squad.
Twilight Sparkle: I'm Twilight Sparkle the Princess of Friendship and the Magic Skylanders.
Sunset Shimmer: I'm Sunset Shimmer.
Applejack: I'm Applejack.
Rarity: I'm Rarity.
Rainbow Dash: I'm Rainbow Dash.
Fluttershy: I'm Fluttershy.
Pinkie Pie: I'm Pinkie Pie.
Starlight Glimmer: And I'm Starlight Glimmer.
Sakuya Tachibana: Wow it's truly an honor to meet you all.
Nico: Same here. Oh and these are Eddy's friends from Peach Creek.
Kevin: Hey there.
They introduced themselves.
Sakuya Tachibana: Awesome to meet you all.
Evelyn: And its awesome to meet you too. My name is Evelyn Birmingham and I'm your ambassador.
Me: It's part of a special diplomatic mission program we made.
Sakuya Tachibana: I see. But it's awesome having you all here.
Me: Same here. We have so much to tell you.
Nazz: Hajime's not here?
Amane: He'll be back in a few minutes.
Me: Okay then. I just want to help him out before he does something he will regret to Kazuma.
Kazuma: Yeah but I have a lot of catching up to do with you all.
Eli: Yeah so much has happened.
Amane: I can tell. I still remember becoming that Another Blade thing before.
Me: But we owe the entire Blade team for helping us out during the 20 Days of Darkness.
Nico: That was a horrible event we went through last year from January 23rd to February 11th, 2021.
Eli: Yeah. But Kazuma and his fellow Kamen Riders helped us all big time.
Luna: They sure did dudes.
Shiori: Wow! That is amazing!
Hajime came in.
Hajime: I'm back.
Me: Hajime Aikawa it's an honor.
Hajime: Wow Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor.
But then he saw Kazuma back for the first time in a while.
Kazuma: Long time no see Hajime.
Eli: Here it comes.
I had my blue fire aura flared up.
Me: Don't worry guys. I know what I'm doing.
Hajime: (sadly smiles) Kazuma, I don't even care about what will happen now. I'm just so glad to see you again.
Kazuma: Same here Hajime.
Me: Don't worry I'm not going to kill you. I just need to save you.
I put my Rouse Card on him and chanted an incantation and sucked in his Joker half and then banished it to the Warp. He fell and Maria and May caught him. The Rouse Card was fully complete.
Me: Got it.
We then got a Joker Charm on our bracelets.
Nico: That was close.
Amane: Wow! So is it over?
Me: Yes the terrible destiny of them wanting to kill each other has been silenced forever.
Eli: Good.
We got him over to the couch and then we sat down.
Amane: You guys have done so much.
Me: We sure have. But you guys are not going to believe where we found Kazuma.
Hajime: Where did you guys find him?
Me: We found him on a planet made entirely out of Cornish game hens.
Lincoln: They were some of the most delicious and most tasty ever.
Evelyn: Yeah they sure were. And ever since Kazuma was staying with us I was also getting a great jump start on battling some of the Undead.
Nico: To help her get prepared.
Me: Yep.
Hajime: That is amazing.
Nico: It sure was.
Hajime: Is it true that Kazuma helped you guys during the 20 Days of Darkness?
Me: It is all 100% True.
Shiori: Amazing.
Lola: Yeah it sure is. We owe Kazuma and you guys for helping us out during that time.
Eli: Even though only Kazuma was with us back then we owe all of you big time.
Touma: Yeah many of my fellow riders helped you all out.
Twilight Sparkle: It was really amazing.
Me: Yeah it sure was.
Sakuya: I'm sorry that you guys went through all that. But the only option was HIM taking over the world.
Kazuma: And yes. That DOES mean going back in time and killing Hiroshi is out of the question.
Me: Yeah it's out of the Question. But the good news is that HIM is no longer a threat to anyone ever again.
Evelyn: Thank goodness.
Me: Nonetheless however you all have our deepest and sincerest of condolences for everything that has happened to all of you. That was a total nightmare from hell for you all.
Sakuya Tachibana: Yeah Hiroshi turned us all against each other like that. We were all just pawns in a much grander scheme.
Eli: That's just absolutely horrible.
Lord Drakkon: No kidding there.
Dark Spicer: J.D. vowed that he would destroy Hiroshi and make him pay times ∞ for everything he did.
Me: Yeah I was so enraged and infuriated about what he did to all of you that I practically exploded in fury with unbelievable power and I vowed to make sure that Hiroshi gets the Black Gates for everything he did to you all.
Hajime: Kazuma, I want to apologize. You wouldn't have needed to distance yourself from us if I had just slit Hiroshi's damn throat when I had the chance!
Evelyn: Hajime, Kazuma willingly gave up his humanity by turning into an Undead so you could have a good life and to save the world. And he would do it again.
Me: Well yeah and that makes him a true hero. He did it to save all of you. Just like so many people that we know that did so.
Evelyn: It's true. And in case you haven't noticed, I'm one of those people. I'm what's called a Celtician Dryad from the planet Celtica.
Hajime: I was gonna say I sensed something inhuman about you.
Evelyn: Yeah sorry about that.
Me: This is what they look like.
I showed them a hologram of one.
Shiori: Wow! That is a beautiful creature.
Me: It sure is.
Rabbid gibbering.
Me: Oh and these little guys are Rabbids.
Amane: They are so cute.
Me: They may be cute but they are not the brightest lightbulbs in the closet if you know what I mean.
Nico: They are funny idiots.
One of the Rabbids tried to lick a Rouse Card.
Sakuya: No! That's not something you shoud lick! (the Rabbid blows a raspberry at him) Don't you raspberry me!
Me: (LAUGHS) See they are idiots. But they are funny.
Nico: That is going to be the line of the day every time we start our first missions.
Laney: Yeah it's true.
Evelyn: Yeah. Also we did a really good jump start.
We showed them our Rouse Cards we've been collecting over the last few days.
Amane: Wow you guys were busy and we had no idea there were constellation Rouse Cards.
Me: Well that is an ugly story too.
Nico: And we have these as well.
Nico showed them the M.O.E. Rouse Cards.
Eli: Masters of Evil Rouse Cards.
Me: We got them from defeating Another Blade.
Nico: Also, Eddy used to have a Dark Side in him. But now, said Dark Side is out of him and is on the loose.
Me: But we banished him to the Book of Vile Darkness Dimension. So be warned he will appear and hurt you guys.
Eli: Yeah Eddy got hit on the head with a couple of bowling balls and a bowling pin because of one of Luan's enemies.
Nico: Yeah no kidding. That was awful.
Laney: It sure was.
Me: This dark side wants to wipe out all heroes and villains so he can hog all the fame and glory.
Nico: But I put a curse on him. When 24 times have passed on the first of each series of Ambassador Missions he will be banished to the Black Gates.
Sakuya Tachibana: Good.
Nico: Also, when was the last time an Another Omnitrix Alien showed up?
Me: Oh gosh its been a long time. I lost track.
Nico: No worries.
Sakuya Tachibana: Is that what that version of Ultimate Rath was that we were fighting a few hours ago was?
Nico: You guys were fighting Another Ultimate Rath!?
Amane: We sure were. And it was a tough one.
Me: Evolved Appoplexians are really tough creatures.
Dark Spicer: Yeah I used my own version of Rath called Furi on J.D. and kicked his ass.
Me: I'm never going to live that down. He went totally apeshit on me and beat the living crap out of me back then.
Sakuya Tachibana: Oh man. But yeah Just a few minutes ago before you all arrived we faced a black version of Ultimate Rath.
Lola: Oh man.
Hajime: This one was so tough that we had to use our super modes.
Me: Boy I bet.
Nico: No kidding.
Eli: Lets see.
Eli concentrated to sense for it.
Eli: Found it! It's over at the park!
Me: Lets roll!
We were off.
We went and arrived at the park and saw a black version of ULTIMATE RATH! It was ANOTHER ULTIMATE RATH!
Nico: WHOA! Another Ultimate Rath!
Eli: This one is gonna be tough!
Lola: Yep!
Me: But I'm not going to let it get the drop on me again. No offense Dark.
Dark Spicer: None taken but yeah.
Kazuma: Better get my game face on.
With that, Kazuma pulls what looks like a strangely high-tech belt buckle and what looks like a playing card, an Ace of Spades, displaying a beetle of some kind with the Spade symbol on it's back and text reading "Change Beetle", before slipping the playing card into a slot on the belt buckle. He then slams the belt buckle onto his waist, causing a stream of cards to fly out of one end and connect to the other, forming the actual belt. Then with an arm raised to the sky, he lets out his battle cry.
Kazuma: Henshin!
At his transformation cry, Kazuma pulls on a handle on the right side of his belt buckle, causing the front plate to flip around, revealing a red background and golden Spade symbol)
Blay Buckle: Turn Up!
As the Blay Buckle announces that, a blue energy card bearing the same beetle and Spade symbol emerges from the Buckle, which Kazuma immediately runs through, generating his suit. Primarily blue, but covered in silver armor with red detailing revealing a Spade symbol, and a head that kind of looks like a silver spade on a blue head with large red eyes, carrying a sword with a gold sided blade, some sort of counter set to 5000 and a silver Spade atop a red background on the hilt.
Me: Time to Double Down!
I went SUPER ANGEL WOLF MOON XELNAGA!
We went at it and then jumped and I kicked it down!
Nico: There's more where that came from Tiger!
Touma pulled out his Brave Dragon Wonder Ride Book!
Touma: Henshin!
He transformed too!
Me: Okay tiger face who are you!?
Another Ultimate Rath: (in a girls voice) Been a while J.D.
Me: (GASP) That voice! Victoria Cunningham!?
Another Ultimate Rath: Its been a long time J.D. and you have changed a lot.
Me: It has been a while.
Nico: You know her?
Me: I sure do. Her name is Victoria Cunningham. She was a girl I knew that was ABSOLUTELY Hellbent on revenge on a bully that I hate with every fiber of my being.
Nico: Uh oh! What did she do?
Me: Well her name was Erin Mertins and she was one of the worst. She HATED people like Victoria because she was prettier than her. And one time in Junior Prom, Erin did a REALLY HORRIBLE Prank on her and splattered her all over with steak blood, garbage and rotten eggs and posted humiliating naked photos of her for EVERYONE to see! I knew it was her doing and I walked over to Erin and punched her hard in the face and knocked out all of her teeth! Ever since that day Victoria was HELLBENT on getting revenge on Erin and wasn't going to stop till she got it!
Everyone gasped!
Applejack: Why that low down two-timing evil sidewinder!
Lola: That girl is a monster!
Nico: GROWLS! THAT MAKES ME SO MAD!
Me: No fucking shit there!
Kazuma: Many of the Another Riders and all that have been most of J.D.'s friends and enemies that he knew for a long time.
Sakuya Tachibana: Wow! That is rough.
Nico: No kidding! What happened to Erin?
Me: Well I told her off and called her a heartless bully and a ruthless bitch and that she has no heart and soul and that she needs to go to a fuckfactory whorehouse where she is raped and beaten non-stop until she dies.
Eli: GEEZ!
Me: I know that was a low blow but it was fitting for her. Erin deserves it. But luckily everyone saw it and even recorded it and showed it to the school and they expelled Erin and called her family and they sent her to one of the harshest boarding schools in the world. I don't know where it is but we never saw her again afterwards.
Nico: Good she deserves it.
Me: But she vowed that she would one day return and kill me and Victoria.
Nico: Like that will ever happen.
Amane: Yeah no kidding.
Sakuya: Don't leave me out.
Sakuya pulls out a device similar to the Blay Buckle, and a card similar to Kazuma's "Change Beetle" card, only is a Diamond suit Ace rather than a Spade, and is labeled "Change Stag" rather than "Change Beetle". Just as with Kazuma, Sakuya places the card into the Blay Buckle like device before placing it on his waist, forming the belt from cards just as before.)
Sakuya: Henshin.
Now just as Kazuma did before, Sakuya pulls a switch on the right of his belt device, causing the panel holding the card to flip over, revealing a green background with a gold diamond on it
Garren Buckle: Turn Up!
With the announcement made, a blue card-like screen featuring the stag beetle from the "Change Stag" card appears from the Garren Buckle, and passes over Sakuya, providing him his suit of primarily red and silver, with two silver horns representing the pincers of a stag beetle emerging from above the green eyes, and forming a red and gold gun, with a similar counter to the one on Kazuma's sword, in his hand.
Nico: Awesome!
Amane: Time for my turn.
Amane pulls out a device similar to the Blay Buckle, and a card similar to Kazuma's "Change Beetle" card, only is a Queen suit Ace rather than a Spade, and is labeled "Change Phoenix" rather than "Change Beetle". Just as with Kazuma, Amane places the card into the Blay Buckle like device before placing it on her waist, forming the belt from cards just as before.
Amane: Henshin.
Now just as Kazuma did before, Amane pulls a switch on the right of his belt device, causing the panel holding the card to flip over, revealing a Blue background with a Red Royal Flush on it
Houen Buckle: Turn Up!
With the announcement made, a blue card-like screen featuring the Phoenix from the "Change Phoenix" card appears from the Houen Buckle, and passes over Amane, providing her the suit of primarily red and orange, with two firebird wings on her back and a red helmet that looked like a firebird with blue eyes and forming a red and orange sword in her hand!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: WOW!
Me: Kamen Rider Houen! That is cool!
Amane: Thanks guys.
Eli then sensed something.
Eli: Behind you Kazuma!
Just then, we avoided some blaster fire and saw Dark Eddy aiming his own blaster at us.
Dark Eddy: Miss me, dumbasses?!
Hajime: Don't worry. I'll deal with him!
Hajime takes out a card, yet another Ace, but this time that of the Suit of Hearts, with "Change Mantis" written on it, showing a Mantis contained in a heart of pink amber.
Hajime: Henshin!
Hajime then scans the card through the split in the heart on his belt buckle, causing a shadowy energy to engulf him, consolidating into a black and gold armor with a mantis style head, with the heart symbol acting as a compound-eye style visor, carrying a bow)
Chalice Rouzer: Change!
Me: NICE!
Lola: We also faced Another Chalice and got Non Core Rouse Cards.
Hajime: Cool! Leave this guy to me.
He went at Dark Eddy and kicked his blaster out and slashed him all over.
Touma (gets out Living Laser's Ride Book): First things first. I'm getting this out of the way!
Me: Me too. (ACTIVATES KAMEN RIDER FALCHION'S RIDEWATCH)
I got his Saber Sword and got my Eternal Phoenix Wonder Ride Book.
Me: (Reads Verse) "And with a powerful barrage of fireballs raining down from the sky, the mighty immortal phoenix struck all its enemies with intense fire and force that it burned the living daylights out of them to an intense level scarring them with the power of the flames of renewal."
Fireballs rained down from the sky and they hit Another Ultimate Rath and Dark Eddy all over.
Sakuya Tachibana: Wow! That was cool!
Nico: Yeah it was!
Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and electrocuted Dark Eddy all over.
Sakuya: I didn't know you guys can do that with your Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Lots of things are never beyond the full scope of human imagination.
Touma: Try this on.
He activated it and read a verse.
Touma: "From out of the shimmering beauty of the stars came the beautiful princess of the stars who is the guardian of the cosmos and she rained down the cosmos of space and blasted the forces of the Laser Villain all over the place with incredible force. She rained the power of the heavens down on her foe"
Massive numbers of stars shot at Dark Eddy and Another Ultimate Rath and they smashed them all over.
Me: WHOA! Touma that was awesome!
Lola: Yeah it was!
Dark Eddy fired his blaster at Hajime, who dodged each shot.
Dark Eddy: Why do you even feel a need to show off your power even though Nico's leader now, J.D.? Because you don't want to be seen as weak?! You ARE weak! You became that way ever since you stepped down as leader! An old relic like you should be in a retirement home playing bingo!
Hajime: Retirement home? You must be thinking of the elderly!
Me: Yeah so up your fucking nose with a fucking rubber hose!
Dark Eddy was insulted!
Dark Eddy: (ENRAGED GROWLING) I HATE ALL OF YOU!
Our auras then flared up with intensely powerful force and we got stronger!
Sakuya Tachibana: Whoa what happened!?
Amane: Whoa I feel so much more powerful! What happened!?
Eli: It's one of our many powers. Whenever someone hates us at an incredible level it makes us more powerful. We absorb negative energy and it makes us stronger.
Dark Spicer turned into Ultimate Furi.
Ultimate Furi: LEMME TELL YOU THIS WARNING, ANOTHER ULTIMATE RATH! YOUR ASS IS ABOUT TO BE KICKED!
Nico: (gets out Zzzax's Ridewatch) More like zapped!
He activated it and fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted her all over and then Ultimate Furi smashed and pulverized her all over.
Kazuma: You know Hulk Hogan says that same line too.
Me: Yes he does. That's one of my favorites.
I fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.
But then Tarantula Undead, Giraffa Undead, Caucasus Undead and Paradoxa Undead appeared!
UH OH!
Me: Whoa man! Tarantula Undead, Giraffa Undead, Caucasus Undead and Paradoxa Undead! I remember these guys!
Evelyn: (gets out Changkey Dragon's Rouse Card) Now it's getting interesting!
She activated it and got a Fireball Whip Arm!
Me: YEAH!
She lashed all four of them down with it and Tarantula Undead exploded and I sealed it into a Rouse Card!
Me: NICE!
Nico: One down.
Sakuya: Wow you guys are getting good at that!
Eli: We sure have gotten good.
Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and electrocuted Caucasus Undead all over.
Me: Yep. Here's one of Revice's powers. (ACTIVATES SUIKA MONSTER'S VISTAMP)
SUIKA MONSTER!
Me: WATERMELON SOCCER KICK!
I kicked numerous watermelons and they hit Giraffa Undead and smashed him down and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
I then sealed him!
Eli: Two Down!
Me: Not done yet.
I threw a watermelon into the air.
Me: WATERMELON SUPER BICYCLE KICK!
I flipped and did a bicycle kick and sent the watermelon into Dark Eddy's face and smashed him into the ground!
He got up.
Dark Eddy: (Stupid Dazed Talk) Granddad you ran another stop sign.
Touma: (gets out Living Laser's Rouse Card) And now, to try something new!
He activated it and ran fast and slashed down Caucasus Undead and Paradoxa Undead and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
I then sealed them both!
Me: Awesome!
I got their charms and so did everyone else.
Me: That takes care of them.
Kazuma: And now, for these two!
Me: Yep.
Nico: But that was funny doing that Bicycle Kick with the watermelon into Dark Eddy's face.
Me: Thanks. It's obvious what Swartz promised you Victoria and that's revenge on Erin right?
Another Ultimate Rath: That's right. That bitch completely humiliated me!
Me: Believe me I want to kill her just as much as you do.
Nazz: We can help you with your payback instead.
Nico: Yeah!
Another Ultimate Rath: Thanks guys.
Nico: You're welcome.
Me: First we got to save you from this monster you became.
Eddy: And send my dark side packing!
Eddy and Sakuya kicked him and a portal opened up and sent him back into the Book of Vile Darkness Dimension!
Evelyn: That did it!
Lola: Time for this!
She fired waves of fire and blasted Another Ultimate Rath all over.
Laney: And this!
She fired waves of leaves and slashed her all over.
Me: Normally a gene-slammer would appear and finish the job but not this time.
Kazuma: We need to finish it ourselves!
Me: Lets do a combo. Kazuma, Sakuya, Hajime, Amane?
Kazuma: You got it!
Lola: Get her!
Kazuma got another Rouse Card out.
Same with Sakuya, Hajime and Amane.
Me: (Gets out Lord Drakkon's Rouse Card) Lets do it!
We activated them.
LORD DRAKKON! BITE! INFERNO! LIGHTNING! FIRESTORM!
LORD OF THE FIRESTORM DRAGON!
Me, Kazuma, Hajime, Sakuya and Amane: FIRESTORM DRAGON FURY BLAST!
We fired a massive blast of fire and lightning and it hit Another Ultimate Rath and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
She was down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it. I went over to her. Victoria was a girl that was still in her messy prom dress and it was stained from the blood and garbage and rotten eggs and torn up and she had black hair that was a mess.
I picked her up.
Me: Victoria?
Victoria Cunningham: (GROANS) What a headache.
Me: Your clothes are still a mess. Swartz must've kidnapped you while you were running.
Victoria Cunningham: I guess so.
Nico: We should get you new clothes.
Me: Yeah and a bath to boot.
I picked her up.
Me: So Kazuma how does it feel to be back with the whole Blade Team after all this time?
Nico: I was just about to ask that.
Kazuma: It feels great!
Sakuya Tachibana: The team was never the same without you Kazuma.
Nico: We're glad you're back with everyone.
May: Boy we all are.
Nico: Kazuma, we're really gonna miss you, man.
Kazuma: It's not goodbye forever Nico. It's only see you later.
Me: Besides you'll see us on Evelyn's missions. Also we might battle Isaka later on. Then he can be the first of many of your enemies that we banish to the Black Gates.
Kazuma: Good.
Me: It was awesome facing him before.
We later came back home.
Varie: Hey guys how did it go?
Me: Really awesome and epic!
Allie Wilde: Victoria Cunningham!? Oh my gosh! Are you okay?
Victoria Cunningham: I am. Just need a bath.
Allie Wilde: Lets get you one.
She took her to the bathroom.
Me: We got a lot to tell you.
We told everyone everything.
When we were done everyone was amazed!
Qin: WHOA! That is awesome!
Erica: Nice job Evelyn!
May: Rolf and Changkey Dragon should come with you next time.
Rolf: Rolf is honored to go too.
Lola: Yeah this was awesome!
Me: I have a feeling the next mission will be fun.
Billy was still in his room crying his eyes and heart out. Tears poured out of his eyes and snot dripped out of his nose like a faucet.
Billy: (CRYING AND WAILING HARD) WHY MUST THE BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO CHRISTMAS!? WHY! (CRYING AND WAILING!)
We were seeing Billy cry really hard.
POOR BILLY.
Me: Aw man. Poor Billy.
Nico: These last few days were really rough on him.
Sperg: Aw man. Billy's been like this since yesterday.
Me: No kidding. He may be an idiot but he is still human too. But seeing him like this makes my heart hurt.
Maria: Same with me. Poor guy.
Bev Bighead: Geez, what I wouldn't give for him to be Tuxedo Man right now.
Me: His mom wouldn't agree with that though.
Mandy then went over to him and sat with him.
Mandy: Billy? What happened to you was (Grunts) Not your fault.
Octopunch: C'mon, Billy! Be Tuxedo Man! Act stupid! Play with Grim's Scythe! Just get out of this depression already!
Nico: Octopunch don't rush these things.
Octopunch: Sorry boss.
Billy: Mandy do you think I'm stupid idiot?
Mandy: Well Billy you may have done a lot of stupid things in the past but you always will be a stupid idiot. But you will always be my stupid idiot and a best friend. Just because I hate everything doesn't mean I still don't have a heart.
Then we saw something that Mandy thought she would never do. SHE ACTUALLY SMILED FOR REAL! ON HER OWN ACCORD!
Seaspray: If this doesn't cheer Billy up, nothing will.
Sperg: I could dress up like Sassy Cat.
Billy: Mandy? You actually smiled?
Mandy: If you say anything I will kill you. But don't get used to it.
Billy: Oh Mandy!
He and Mandy hugged and it was so awesome and happy! Billy was happy!
Qin: Aww.
Xenia: So adorable.
Me: I guess underneath Mandy's heart of stone is a heart of diamonds.
Nelson: Nico, which teams have you made this time?
Nico: Leif's team will include Camie, Sky, Bridge, Z, and Sydney. Lexx's team will include Goofy, Ethan, Kira, Namine, and Trent Fernandez.
Leif: Awesome!
Z: Bout time the SPD and Dino Thunder Rangers had their shots at a team too.
Me: Well Tommy may be 5 different rangers from 5 different series but he has his own team coming up soon.
Qin: Yeah. But I thought it was awesome.
Namine: But it will be awesome helping everyone.
Lexx: It sure will.
Lola: Yep.
Then the previous group of M.O.E. Members came.
Molten Man: Can me, Common Cold, Technus, Katnappe, Roquefort, Xaldin, Whirlwind, Koragg, King Shark, and Tala go with you guys?
Warp: Me, Crud, Mike Rochip, Le Quack, Cheese Monster, Yost Whirlwind, Evil Luxord, Darcy, Utomodachi, and Virgo Zodiarts will go too.
Nico: Yes you all sure can come with. And you all are just in time. We're going to an awesome new ocean planet for an awesome new race.
Qin: Yeah this will be interesting to see.
Lola: I hope it's a food planet! That will be cool.
Nico: A race on a food planet. That would be awesome. Bobbie Fletcher came to me yesterday and said that it takes place on that planet.
Me: We're really looking forward to this one.
Nico: Yep. It's an Airboat Race and we have our airboats all on the ship.
Xenia: Cool.
Carly Atlas: We're looking forward to this one.
Zuria: Boy I've never been in an actual race before. This is gonna be so fun!
Hunch: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Dugtrio next.
Me: Ooh one that digs. Nice.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: Awesome.
Lana: That one will be cool.
Xenia: It sure will.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Apollyon, the chief warlord of the Blackstone Legion, and the main antagonist and final boss of the story mode of For Honor, and she's here to plunge the planet into an age of eternal war. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and we're not going to like this one bit: the dark energy we sensed belongs to Apollyon, the chief warlord of the Blackstone Legion, and she's here to plunge the planet into an age of eternal war.
Nicole: (Gasps) Oh, that's so not good! We got to stop her, that warmongering knight's a danger to the world.
Nico: Sheesh, so this warmongering knight despises peace and loves only war, she deserves to die a horrible gruesome death for her crimes.
Me: She sure does.
Lincoln: But, she's not alone, she's also got the entire Blackstone Legion with her, but I'm not going to let her nor her legion get away with trying to destroy the world by plunging it into an age of war for her own selfish ambitions.
Gabrielle Chevalier: That's right, trying to destroy the world by plunging it into an age of war for her own selfish amusement, she and her legion deserve only to be sent to The Black Gates once and for all.
Nico: Yeah, that warmonger deserves a horrible death for her crimes, along with her legion. Alright, gang, let's go, we got an awesome race on a new ocean planet that's been discovered.
Lincoln: A new ocean planet has been discovered, and we're having a race there, awesome. But, I also can't help but get the feeling that another enemy from years ago is waiting for us there, just like what happened with Count Dracula this morning. But, whoever it is, once we get done with the race and whoever is waiting for us there, you're next, Apollyon, and you and your warmongering legion are heading for a place far worse than Hell.
Gabrielle Chevalier: A selfish warmonger like you has no place in the world, you and your legion will all pay for the crimes that you've committed.
Mike Rochip: Let's get going.
Technus: I, Technus, will pilot the ship.
We went to the ship and we were off.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was seen flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7111.6: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to another awesome and amazing ocean planet and we have reaason to believe that it is a food planet and we're going to have an awesome race there. But also our mission is to battle whatever villain is there too.
Me: I hope it's an awesome planet.
Xenia: Me too. And I hope it's edible.
Camie: Yeah.
King Dedede: I wonder what planet it is:
Nico: We'll find out shortly.
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Nico: On screen.
We saw that we were at a buttercream color planet.
Me: Wow from up here it looks like a desert planet.
Qin: Yeah it sure does.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Lets land.
We got to landing.
We landed and we got out and saw that it was an ocean planet. The water looked like it was all white.
Me: Wow look at this. It's like the planet is made of pure milk.
Nico: It sure looks like it.
I went and scooped some of it up and tasted it and to my surprise it was actually EGGNOG!
Me: Hey it's Eggnog!
Nico: Wow!
IT WAS A WORLD MADE OF EGGNOG!
Roquefort: Eggnog?
Cheese Monster: I was hoping for cheese!
Nico: It's the Christmas Season and this is perfect for it!
Qin: Wow! An Eggnog Ocean Planet.
Timmy Turner: Wow my dad would love this planet. He can't get enough eggnog!
Eddy: Wow! This is amazing!
Whirlwind: Won't hurt to try more eggnog.
Stewie: And get some for my new eggnog blaster.
Evil Luxord: Did you just make that today?
Stewie: I sure did and it's a really genius device.
Me: Cool Stewie!
We got our mugs and got some eggnog in them.
Laney: Want some nutmeg on them?
Nico: Sure Laney. Nothing goes better with eggnog than grated nutmeg.
Laney: Yeah and it smells great.
She used her plant powers and made Nutmeg and used a grater and put some on our eggnog and we drank some and it was DELICIOUS!
Me: Mmm!
Qin: Boy this is good stuff.
Xenia: It sure is!
Airi: For the record, Gabrielle, Huggins is a cool Guy to hang with.
Gabrielle Chevalier: I know. And I'm glad he is a changed guy.
Nico: But if he does change back to his old roots there will be hell to pay.
Qin: Yep.
Laney: That guy is such a killjoy.
Me: Yeah he was.
Tala: But he DOES manage the school well.
Virgo Zodiarts: And he's not like Scoots.
Me: Thank goodness.
Lola: Uh guys look at Sasuke.
We saw that Sasuke was drunk as a loon!
Me: Uh oh!
Jamesdean5842: Oh great. It's going to be one of those days.
Nico: How did he get drunk?
Varie: Poromon did you give him too much beer?
Poromon: No it wasn't me!
Sakura Haruno: He gets drunk like this whenever he drinks too much eggnog.
Naruto: He drinks so much eggnog around Christmas time that he gets drunk as a loon.
Qin: Geez!
Fubuki: Let's get you to sleep.
Me: That is crazy.
Fubuki then took Sasuke and put him to sleep.
Me: No racing for you bud.
Naruto: He doesn't have a car though thank goodness.
Billy: Hey Grim you want a glass of Eggnog or 2?
Grim: (Jamaican Accent) None you bubble-nose baboon!
Utomodachi: Let's start the race.
King Shark: I'll be swimming the whole time.
Princess Shirahoshi: Me too.
Camie the Mermaid: Same here.
But then…
King Kai: (Telepathically to Nico) Nico, Everyone! Can you hear me!?
Nico: King Kai! Yes we hear you! Is something wrong?
King Kai: I'm afraid I have really bad news. That evil insane Imaginary Friend that you guys faced, Berry who was after Bloo has escaped from prison and she is out to get you guys for revenge.
We gasped!
Me: That menacing Psychotic Yandere fiend is back!? Oh man!
Camie: Who is Berry?
Me: An Envious Yandere Imaginary Fiend.
I went over her history.
Berry is a minor antagonist in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. She is a pink, lovable imaginary friend who appears to be sweet and generous, but is truly an easily jealous and homicidal person.
She acts sweet and kind but is homicidally jealous of anyone who she sees as a threat to her relationship with Bloo, which is even more imaginary than she is.
She was voiced by Grey DeLisle, who also voices Frankie and other characters in the show, as well as Vicky from The Fairly OddParents.
She first appeared in "Berry Scary" where she arrived at Foster's with luggage from an unknown home. She was welcomed by Frankie, but her eyes were stuck on Bloo. She instantly fell in love, and followed him everywhere he went. The first sign of her jealous personality was shown when Bloo got up from the dining room table to get cake, and another imaginary friend took his chair. Berry asked him politely to leave, but he refused. She then got angry and yelled, and the imaginary friend got up and ran.
Berry followed Bloo to his bed room, where she met Mac. When she learned that they were best friends she grew an instant hatred for Mac, and planned to get rid of him. When Bloo and Mac were outside in an attempt to break the world record for most paddle palls paddled, she arrived and cut the string with scissors, causing the ball to fly across the field. Bloo was about to retrieve it when Mac pulled out a spare. He began the paddling again, and Berry once again cut it. This time Bloo was forced to go get it, and Berry started a conversation with Mac. She drew a knife and began slashing an unknown object off screen with anger in her eyes. When she finished, she grabbed the object which were rice crispy treats, offering one to Mac. Mac, unsure about Berry, denied the offer.
Over the course of the next few days Berry would interfere with their world record plans, even putting Mac's life in danger by locking him in a freezer. Finally, Berry met Bloo in the bathroom and told him that Mac must have been getting in the way of their world record plans, and told him to work with her instead. That evening, Berry showed Bloo the world's biggest rubber band ball she had been working on, and asked if Bloo would help her with the last rubber band. The entire house was watching, until Mac arrived to stop them by cutting the last rubber band.
Mac and Bloo then used a new rubber band to strap Berry to the ball, and her constant squirming caused the ball to roll back and break through the wall. She rolled off into the distance, eventually breaking the world record for longest distance traveled while strapped to the world's largest rubber band ball.
Her next and last appearance was in "Affair Weather Friends" where she disguised herself as a rich boy named Barry Bling. She was given a tour of Foster's, eventually asking Mac if she could purchase Bloo for a hundred dollars. Mac refused the offer, and "Barry Bling" kept raising his offer, eventually going to ten thousand dollars. Mac refused even this, and Berry left. On the way out the door she said that now she had nothing to do but to play with the thousands of toys he owned, including an automatic paddle ball. This caught Bloo's interest, and would sneak out of Foster's on a daily basis to play with Berry.
Eventually Mac found out about what Bloo was up to and lost stormed off to Berry's mansion to confront the two. He couldn't find them anywhere, but did find many unusual things (several Barry Bling costumes, the tied-up family who owned the mansion, and a shrine to Bloo). Eventually, Mac found the toy room, but the lights went out and a strange noise could be heard.
When they were turned back on, Mac found himself tied to the world's largest rubber band ball and was confronted by Berry, who ripped off her costume and rolled the ball onto a set of train tracks. The ball was placed just right so that if a train would be coming it would hit and kill Mac - which is just what Berry planned on! She got in the toy train and turned it on, and the train raced at Mac. Just when all hope seemed lost for the boy, Bloo arrived and didn't even notice that Mac was in danger. Finally, he realized what was going on, and Berry tossed her automatic paddle ball at him. Bloo was torn between saving Mac or taking the paddle ball. He came up with a plan and took the paddle ball, turned it on, and launched the ball at Mac. Mac grabbed onto the ball with his mouth and was pulled from the trap. Berry hit the rubber band ball and was once again strapped to it, which broke through the wall and rolled off into the distance with Berry screaming. It is unknown what happen to her afterwards whether or not she survive this time like before.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about her was shocked!
Nico: I knew it was only a matter of time before she returned!
Qin: I hate that monster!
RD Lisa: I suggest we focus on the race first.
Camie: Wait I wasn't with you guys when we faced her.
Qin: Neither was I. But I heard all about her. Can you guys tell me about her?
Me: Sure Qin but you are not going to like this.
I went over what happened in the events of chapter 787 and it was crazy.
At the Jupiter Prison, it was time for another rant session with the worst ever babysitter in the history of the world: Icky Vicky.
Manboy: So this is the reason why you sent me to prison?
Nico: Yep. See that girl there. That's the worst ever babysitter in the history of the world: Icky Vicky. She's pure evil to the core.
Nico explained all about her and Manboy was stunned.
Manboy: That's awful! I love children and I would never treat them like that. Sure I may be a bad guy but even I have a soft side.
Nico: That's true. But Icky Vicky is a monster and is a heartless psychotic sociopathic freak.
Manboy: I believe it. Icky Vicky has a black heart.
Molly Molloy: This is gonna be good guys.
Billy Deep: You said it. But I just can't help but feel sorry for Stuart's kids.
Prisoner 2: I hear ya Billy. They went through a rough time.
Molly Molloy: I know. But they are getting better. Thanks for your concern.
Prisoner 2: You're welcome.
They got it underway.
Molly Molloy: ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M SOME FLAT AND POINTY OBJECT THAT GETS STRUCK BY A HAMMER, HERE TO FIX YOUR BROKEN CHAIR!? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!?
Icky Vicky: Um... Yes?
Molly Molloy: THAT'S IT! I'LL NAIL YOUR FUCKING ASS INTO PULP YOU FUCKWIT!
Molly Molloy jumped her and pulverized the living shit out of her and everyone was laughing their heads off.
Nico: (Laughing Hysterically) Oh this always cracks me up!
Billy Deep: My turn. I hope my parents don't ground me for this.
Billy Deep went up to Icky Vicky.
Billy Deep: Are you calling me a spectacle? What, do I look like a lens in a frame, designed so you can see better out one of your eyes!? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!?
Icky Vicky: Uh... Yes?
Billy Deep: THAT'S IT!
Billy Deep jumped her and pulverized her all over the place.
Everyone was laughing their heads off some more.
Manboy: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) OH THIS IS SO FUNNY! NOW I SEE WHAT YOU MEANT BY THIS NICO!
Nico: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
Sheena Deep: My turn!
Sheena Deep went up to Icky Vicky.
Sheena Deep: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I'M FAT? THAT I'M SOME KIND OF CHICKEN LEG FOR YOUR MATSOBALL SOUP!? A CHUNK OF FAT MEANT TO UP YOUR CHOLESTEROL LEVELS!?
Icky Vicky: Umm. Yes?
Sheena Deep: THAT'S IT! I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING BUTT!
Sheena Deep jumped Icky Vicky and pulverized the living shit out of her. Everyone was laughing hysterically again.
Prisoner 3: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!) OH THAT IS SO FUNNY!
Nico: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!) YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
Robby Schwartz: My turn! I'm just gonna do a prank on her.
Nico: Okay.
Robby Schwartz went up to Icky Vicky and put a stethoscope on her.
Robby Schwartz then pulled out an air horn.
Nico: Uh oh. Plug your ears guys. This is gonna be loud.
They plugged their ears.
Robby Schwartz put on Noise Cancelling Earphones. She held the airhorn up to the probe of the stethoscope and honked it.
HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNKKKKK!
The Horn blast was so loud that it made Icky Vicky's head shake violently and she screamed in so much pain as blood poured out of her ears.
Everyone was laughing hysterically! Another funny rant session was in the books.
Back on Earth, Nico was riding his Rapidash and Britney Crosby was riding her own Rapidash with him. But her Rapidash was a Dark Element Rapidash. They were going to talk to Britney's mom about what happened to Britney during their encounter with Slappy.
Britney Crosby: This is so awesome Nico! I love riding horses but I never thought riding a Rapidash would be so awesome!
Nico: J.D. is a great teacher of how to raise Pokemon.
Britney Crosby: He sure is. And I'm learning so much as well from you guys. Who are we gonna go after next in the Goosebumps Series?
Nico: We're going after Clarissa from Be Careful What You Wish For.
Britney Crosby: I remember reading that one. That was a great one. But her magic always takes a turn for the worse.
Nico: I know. Clarissa is an evil sorceress. But she will pay for her crimes. But I can't believe that she turned Samantha Byrd into a bird. But I have a feeling that she is out there somewhere and we will find her and help her.
Nico and Britney Crosby rode on and they had no idea that a hawk was watching them from on top of a tree. That hawk was Samantha Byrd, transformed into a hawk by Clarissa.
Samantha: I know you will Nico. And I'll be waiting.
Samantha flew off.
In Jackson, Mississippi they arrived at the house Britney Crosby lives in. Turns out her house is a massive mansion. It was a beautiful 12,000 square foot home with all kinds of awesome features!
Nico: Wow! Britney, I didn't know your family was filthy rich.
Britney Crosby: Yeah. My mom is a very successful business entrepreneur and she makes a very popular health bar called ChocoHoney Delight.
Nico: Ah! I love those chocolate bars. They are so delicious!
Britney Crosby: I know. They are so good.
They went into the mansion grounds and the garden was a breathtaking and beautiful marvel.
Nico: Wow. Britney your garden is amazing.
Britney Crosby: I know. I got this magnificent mansion after my first visit to Horrorland. It's over $75,000,000,000.00. We got a huge amount of money totaling $500,000,000,000,000.00.
Nico: Wow! That's a lot of money.
Britney Crosby: I know. It's not as big as J.D.'s wealth but I'm not complaining.
They went into the house and it was amazing. It was an amazing mansion worth a tremendous fortune and more.
Nico: Wow. Britney your house is amazing.
Britney Crosby: Thanks Nico. It's home sweet home.
Poliwag: It's so breathtaking.
Mrs. Crosby then arrived.
Mrs. Crosby: Britney!
Britney Crosby: Hey mom!
They hugged and were reunited.
Mrs. Crosby: I was so worried about you.
Britney Crosby: I'm sorry to worry you mom. I was in good hands.
Nico: Hello Mrs. Crosby. I'm Nicolas Chan. But everyone calls me Nico and I'm one of the second in command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Mrs. Crosby: It's such an honor to meet you Nico.
Nico: There's a reason why Britney wasn't here and we have a lot to tell you.
They got to talking.
Nico told Mrs. Crosby about the torment that Slappy inflicted to him, Britney, and to several others. Mrs. Crosby was horrified.
Mrs. Crosby: So Slappy tormented you as well?
Nico: That's right Mrs. Crosby. Slappy was the worst ever monster I've ever encountered and I was dealt an indelible scar because of him. But Dr. Strange killed him before we did and sealed him into the Dark Dimension forever. But there are many others that he has tormented over the years and Britney was one of his victims.
Britney Crosby: That's right mom. Slappy tormented me during my first visit to Horrorland.
Mrs. Crosby: Well, I'm just glad Slappy didn't do anything to hurt you, Britney. Now, you just need to find yourself a boyfriend.
Britney Crosby: I'm sure my current outfit can help with that. It was Poliwag who gave me the black sunglasses.
Poliwag: Hey! Don't make me an accomplice here!
Nico laughed.
Nico: But that is funny. But Britney you will find someone that's perfect for you.
Mrs. Crosby: That's true. But Britney I love your clothes. Where did you get those?
Britney Crosby: My friend in Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Maria made them. She, Leni Loud and Teresa Haylin make awesome clothes. I'm also a member of Nico's branch team called the Goosebumps Monster Busters.
Mrs. Crosby: That's amazing.
Nico: It sure is. I'm the leader of the Goosebumps Monster Busters and our mission is to eliminate all the Goosebumps Monsters that are terrorizing people all over the world.
Mrs. Crosby: That's a heavy job. But I strongly believe in you all. Slappy terrorized so many people and ruined their lives.
Nico: I know. But thanks for your support Mrs. Crosby and Britney is in good hands.
Britney smiled knowing that she is safe and that she can handle anything.
At the estate we were watching TV, reading books, playing card games and more. I was looking up on the computer the members of Organization XIII and figuring what Heartless they were before they became Nobodies. Nico came back earlier and he caught a Lilligant and Whimsicott.
Lana: The Heartless that the members of Organization XIII became were really terrifying.
Me: I know Lana. They were incredible though. But they were really powerful.
Lola: Which ones did we encounter again?
Me: Lets see. So far the ones we beat are Vexen's Heartless - the Cryoflamer, Demyx's Heartless - the Dragopool Dragon, Xaldin's Heartless - the Tornadic Deathstorm, Elena's Heartless - the Electrified Skyterror, Marluxia's Heartless - the 8-Headed Pain Rose, Lea's Heartless - the Nuclear Firepain, and Aeleus's Heartless - the Volcanic Death Crystal.
So far we've defeated 7 out of 13 Heartless for each member of Organization XIII.
Laney: We're almost half way there.
Sora: Roxas is still inside me and he was part of Organization XIII.
Me: I know. But he merged with you so we won't have to fight him. I hope. The only ones we have left to destroy as Heartless are Xemnas, Xigbar, Zexion, Saïx and Luxord. And I'm willing to bet that Xemnas's Heartless is gonna be the most powerful one ever. He is Xehanort's Heartless after all.
Lea: Yeah that's true.
Xion: But I'm a Nobody and I was part of Organization XIII.
Me: Yes Xion we know that. But you have a light inside you that can pierce through the shadow of evil.
Nico: Lets not forget that Arixam is Maria's Nobody and Xnek was Ken's Nobody.
Me: That's what really surprised me. Maria and Ken didn't turn into Heartless.
Arixam: That's what really startles us Maria.
Maria: I know. You were born when I was cured thanks to the power of Tefnut.
Arixam: I know.
Kairi: And my Nobody Naminé is here. She's helping us out.
Me: I know. But I have a strong feeling that we're about to face Saïx's Heartless next.
Luan: If we do then we better be ready for him.
Rita: And I want to help you out against him.
Me: We would love to have you help Ms. Rita. We're always willing to give you a shot. You did get Lightning Powers and Super Elasticity.
Rita: That's right and I can now be in multiple places at once now.
Me: I know.
Lincoln came in and he had the mail.
Lincoln: Mail's here guys.
Me: Oh cool.
I went through it and we got a lot of neat stuff. But there was one letter that was out of the ordinary.
Me: Hmm. What's this one?
I opened it and it was a note.
Me: It's a note. (Reading)
"Dear Bloo,
This is your future wife Berry. Guess what?
I have Timmy Turner's Parents and I am holding his parents hostage.
If you want to see them alive again, you will marry me in a wedding to become mine.
I love you Bloo.
Berry."
It was a ransom note!
Me: It's a ransom note!
Lori: But who is Berry?
Me: Sounds like she's an imaginary friend that Bloo knows.
Bloo: Oh man! She is the worst! She has an insanely mad crush on me!
Me: Let me see here.
I looked up her profile and she was a pink imaginary friend only half of Bloo's size and she's a homicidal and envious psychopathic imaginary friend.
She first appeared in "Berry Scary" where she arrived at Foster's with luggage from an unknown home. She was welcomed by Frankie, but her eyes were stuck on Bloo. She instantly fell in love, and followed him everywhere he went. The first sign of her jealous personality was shown when Bloo got up from the dining room table to get cake, and another imaginary friend took his chair. Berry asked him politely to leave, but he refused. She then got angry and yelled, and the imaginary friend got up and ran.
Berry followed Bloo to his bed room, where she met Mac. When she learned that they were best friends she grew an instant hatred for Mac, and planned to get rid of him. When Bloo and Mac were outside in an attempt to break the world record for most paddle palls paddled, she arrived and cut the string with scissors, causing the ball to fly across the field. Bloo was about to retrieve it when Mac pulled out a spare. He began the paddling again, and Berry once again cut it. This time Bloo was forced to go get it, and Berry started a conversation with Mac. She drew a knife and began slashing an unknown object off screen with anger in her eyes. When she finished, she grabbed the object which were rice crispy treats, offering one to Mac. Mac, unsure about Berry, denied the offer.
Over the course of the next few days Berry would interfere with their world record plans, even putting Mac's life in danger by locking him in a freezer. Finally, Berry met Bloo in the bathroom and told him that Mac must have been getting in the way of their world record plans, and told him to work with her instead. That evening, Berry showed Bloo the world's biggest rubber band ball she had been working on, and asked if Bloo would help her with the last rubber band. The entire house was watching, until Mac arrived to stop them by cutting the last rubber band. Mac and Bloo then used a new rubber band to strap Berry to the ball, and her constant squirming caused the ball to roll back and break through the wall. She rolled off into the distance, eventually breaking the world record for longest distance traveled while strapped to the world's largest rubber band ball.
Her next and last appearance was in "Affair Weather Friends" where she disguised herself as a rich boy named Barry Bling. She was given a tour of Foster's, eventually asking Mac if she could purchase Bloo for a hundred dollars. Mac refused the offer, and "Barry Bling" kept raising his offer, eventually going to ten thousand dollars. Mac refused even this, and Berry left. On the way out the door she said that now she had nothing to do but to play with the thousands of toys he owned, including an automatic paddle ball. This caught Bloo's interest, and would sneak out of Foster's on a daily basis to play with Berry.
Eventually Mac found out about what Bloo was up to and lost stormed off to Berry's mansion to confront the two. He couldn't find them anywhere, but did find many unusual things (several Barry Bling costumes, the tied-up family who owned the mansion, and a shrine to Bloo). Eventually, Mac found the toy room, but the lights went out and a strange noise could be heard.
When they were turned back on, Mac found himself tied to the world's largest rubber band ball and was confronted by Berry, who ripped off her costume and rolled the ball onto a set of train tracks. The ball was placed just right so that if a train would be coming it would hit and kill Mac - which is just what Berry planned on! She got in the toy train and turned it on, and the train raced at Mac. Just when all hope seemed lost for the boy, Bloo arrived and didn't even notice that Mac was in danger. Finally, he realized what was going on, and Berry tossed her automatic paddle ball at him. Bloo was torn between saving Mac or taking the paddle ball. He came up with a plan and took the paddle ball, turned it on, and launched the ball at Mac. Mac grabbed onto the ball with his mouth and was pulled from the trap. Berry hit the rubber band ball and was once again strapped to it, which broke through the wall and rolled off into the distance with Berry screaming. It is unknown what happen to her afterwards whether or not she survive this time like before.
Me: Whoa! This Imaginary Friend has some serious problems!
William: Why would Berry want to kidnap Timmy's parents?
Bloo: Maybe as a bargaining chip for me to marry her. Well, Berry can have them.
Eddy: (snickers) Funny that they got captured by an imaginary friend smaller then them.
Timmy: (laughs) You said it! They're so dumb that they weren't even prepared for Berry's attack.
Nico: Soundwave, send the coordinates of where Mr. and Mrs. Turner were last spotted. We need to rescue them.
Raythor: What?! Nico, you can't be serious.
Animorphs Rachel: Please reconsider this.
Timmy: (angrily) After how my so called parents left me at Icky Vicky's mercy so many times, Berry can kill them for all I care.
We gasped at what Timmy said.
Me: Timmy that's a terrible thing to say!
Varie: Yeah they may be idiots but they are still your parents.
Wanda: Varie is right Sport. I know that your parents haven't been good to you, but you need to think about this.
Nico: That's right. I'm not a fan of them either. But we still have to save them.
Brian: Nico, this is Mr. and Mrs. Turner we're talking about here. Even if we save them, they're still not going to stop neglecting Timmy.
Nico: I know. But with great power comes great responsibility.
Spiderman: Nico's right. And it's our responsiblity to save Timmy's parents. Even if they were neglectful to him.
Chester: Come on, dude. You gotta go with.
Timmy: No way in Hell. Look, guys, I just can't save my parents after everything they've caused.
Optimus Prime: We support your choice, Timmy. Given your history with your parents, your judgment will be clouded, and will comprise the mission.
Tootie: Don't worry, guys. Me and Trixie will talk with Timmy about this.
Trixie: I guarantee that after half an hour, Timmy will join you out there.
Me: As much as I want to agree with Timmy, I'm afraid Nico has a very good point. If we don't rescue Timmy's parents we're gonna end up becoming as bad as all the villains we killed and the villains that want to kill us. Sure Timmy's parents may be idiots and they are completely uneducated but they are still people nonetheless.
Maria: You really think Timmy's gonna sit back while Berry and her goons kill his parents?
Skywarp: I don't blame him if that's the case. His parents were neglectful towards him. Me and the rest of the gang may have worked for Starscream and Megatron before meeting you guys but even we drew the line at neglecting sparklings.
Nico: I agree.
Skywarp: I'll find their location.
Skywarp scanned the area and they are at Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends.
Skywarp: They're at Fosters.
Me: Then that's where we need to go. Timmy, we'll leave you here with Tootie and Trixie. If you are up for helping us, you can. Lets roll!
We set out for Fosters.
We arrived at Fosters Homer For Imaginary Friends and we were hiding in the bushes and we saw Timmy's parents tied to a pole with wood around it. They were gonna get ready to burn them at the stake like back centuries ago. We saw Berry and she was a small Imaginary Friend. But we also saw a horribly grotesque Heartless with Berry. I recognized it as Saïx's Heartless.
Saïx's heartless looked like the Blair Monster from The Thing in 1982 and it had moon tentacles and Saïx's head that was half human. It had the Glowing Yellow eyes of a Heartless. It was called the Lunar Gore Travesty.
Me: What the fucking hell is that thing?
Nico: That's Saïx's Heartless. The hair is completely unmistakable.
Lea: I can't believe that Isa's heartless looked like that.
Elena: Me neither. It's horrifying.
Lea: I know. The man that once was my best friend is gone forever.
Saïx's original self, Isa, was the best friend of Lea, the original self of Axel, being the foil to his friend's zany antics. Prior to their attempt to infiltrate Hollow Bastion, Isa and Lea find Ventus. Watching Lea cheer the boy up, Isa joins his friend in sneaking in before they are thrown out of the castle by Dilan.
Years later, Isa's heart was removed from his body by Terra-Xehanort, creating Saïx.
Saïx plays a relatively important role in Organization XIII, assigning missions to all the other Organization members. Saïx is the one who gave Xemnas's orders to Axel to eliminate traitors to their Organization in Castle Oblivion. It is generally accepted by the remaining members that at this point the two planned to not only eliminate traitors, but also anyone who stood in the way of their plans, such as Vexen and Zexion. Saïx is also revealed to be the one who picked which members would be going to Castle Oblivion, namely the members suspected of being traitors, as well as anyone else who was "getting in the way".
After Axel's return from Castle Oblivion and his growing friendship with Roxas and Xion, a rift between Saïx and Axel begins to form. He eventually confronts Axel of this, as their friendship is more concrete because their original selves were best friends. Eventually, Saïx dismisses his previous plans with Axel as "just an idle fantasy", as they both have changed too much for them be friends anymore.
Working on Organization XIII's plans for Sora with Xemnas, he later challenges Roxas to a battle of will when the Keyblade wielder attempts to leave Organization XIII. He loses the battle, and Roxas escapes. Up until Xion's destruction and absorption at the hands of Roxas, Saïx views the Sora copy as nothing but a mere, hooded puppet. He even insists that the others would say "it" when referring to Xion, rather than "she".
After Xion's end, Xemnas orders Saïx to retrieve Roxas, who is on his way to the Castle that Never Was to defeat Organization XIII and free Kingdom Hearts, because he believes it will resurrect Xion. While not confronting Roxas himself, it is possible that Saïx was the one who sent the Neoshadows after Roxas, who destroys the Heartless easily.
Saïx's first appearance is in Hollow Bastion, along with all surviving and loyal Organization members to taunt Sora.
Saïx first appears in the Sandlot after Sora and company rescue Seifer from the Nobodies. Saïx appears before the trio, applauding their battle skills. He informs them of a traitor, Axel, and believes that he might be in Twilight Town somewhere. Sora insults the Organization, remarking on how they're "not a very organized Organization." Saïx is unfazed, and tells Sora to watch his back, for Axel will stop at nothing to turn him into a Heartless. Sora declares he is not worried, prompting Saïx to remark that the Organization would want nothing to happen to Sora. He also cryptically remarks that the Organization knows how to "injure a heart". He then opens a portal of darkness behind him, and Sora thinks of jumping in after him, though Saïx overhears this and advises not to do so, lest he ends up like Riku.
Sora inquires as to what he means, but Saïx immediately leaves to report to Xemnas that he succeeded in placing Sora in a state of confusion and frustration to keep him going toward their goal. Saïx also states that Axel may prove a thorn in their side, which leads to Xemnas giving him orders to deal with the renegade.
Saïx next appears in Hollow Bastion during the Heartless invasion, interrupting Axel and Sora's conversation, and forcing the traitor Nobody to flee. Saïx ensures that Axel will be rightly punished, but Sora is not mollified, his only goal being to enter the realm of darkness to rescue Kairi. His face unreadable, Saïx asks Sora to prove just how much he cares about Kairi. In response, Sora actually gets onto his knees and begs at the Nobody's feet. Seeing Sora's devotion to the Princess of Heart, Saïx sees this as a further opportunity to enrage and confuse Sora so that he might further the Organization's goal. He refuses Sora's wish, eliciting a hot fury. Bending Sora's anger to suit his own needs, Saïx convinces Sora to destroy more Heartless so that the hearts held within them are released by the Keyblade. Then they may flock to Xemnas' synthetic Kingdom Hearts, which will be all the closer to completion because of it.
At that moment, Maleficent appears, declaring with much aplomb that Kingdom Hearts will belong to her. She summons more Heartless to attack Saïx, despite Sora's protests, but Saïx calmly summons several Nobodies to destroy the attacking Heartless. Maleficent then places herself between Sora and the Nobodies, telling him to devise a way to vanquish the Organization. Swarmed by Nobodies, she is overwhelmed and disappears, allowing Saïx to resume convincing Sora to release more hearts. But before he can finish his ploy, Sora, Donald, and Goofy are rescued by a portal of darkness that swallows them up (which was Maleficent's doing).
Saïx is seen again talking to Kairi in her cell in the Castle That Never Was within the world of Nobodies. He tells her, much to her horror, that she is the "fire that feeds Sora's anger." Kairi realizes that Sora is getting lured into a trap all because of her. However, Naminé unexpectedly appears in her cell and rescues her through a portal of darkness. The two halves then begin fleeing the Castle to try and make good on their escape. Saïx soon appears and attempts to stop Kairi and Naminé, but Riku (still cloaked and in the form of Xehanort's Heartless) attacks him from behind. Saïx does a backflip in the air and lands a few feet away. Riku slams him up against the wall, intending to finish him once and for all. However, Saïx opens up a portal behind him and sinks away into the wall with a smirk.
Saïx again appears in the Castle That Never Was to Sora, who had managed to work his way through the Organization's floating fortress with the help of Donald, Goofy, Riku, and Kairi. He looks lovingly upon his Kingdom Hearts, his source of power. He tells Sora that Kairi no longer needs him and makes a cryptic remark about a "friend from the darkness." Sora is not deterred by Saïx's manipulative comments, but Saïx is not concerned. He tells Sora that the Organization's Kingdom Hearts is nearly done, pointing to the heart-shaped moon in the sky. He then enigmatically asks Sora if he can hear the euphoria of the countless hearts he has harvested. He summons more Heartless for Sora to destroy, but his attention is quickly turned to Maleficent, who has also infiltrated the castle along with Pete. He takes this in stride, wondering in an amused voice if the intrusions will ever end, and soon after vanishes to check on Kingdom Hearts.
Saïx appears to Xemnas, who is watching Kingdom Hearts come closer to completion. He asks the Superior if he can end this "charade", and Xemnas grants him permission. Sora's part in their plan is done with and he can now safely be killed. Saïx smiles savagely and remarks that he's waited so long to hear that.
Saïx awaits Sora, Donald, Goofy, Riku, and Kairi in a room with a direct view of Kingdom Hearts: Addled Impasse. He calls Sora by the name of "Roxas", saying only he could have made it this far, though Donald vehemently states that he is Sora. Saïx seems not to care, simply stating: "Different name, same fate." Then, summoning his claymore, he creates a potent shockwave with sheer strength alone. This power manages to push away Kairi and Riku back towards the entrance of the room. He then quickly erects a force field, separating them from the battle, yet doing no harm. Them taken care of, he confronts Sora, Donald, and Goofy for the final time. He finally lets his outer decorum slip away. Under the influence of the moon, he becomes savage and unrestrained, truly a model for his Berserker Nobodies.
However, despite Saïx's great strength, speed, power, and skill, he is overcome. Defeated and mortally wounded, he limps away from Sora to the ledge overlooking the moon. With the last of his strength, he asks: "Why...Kingdom Hearts...Where is my heart?" All his power gone, he now fades back into is revived in Radiant Garden, along with Lea and the rest of Ansem's apprentices save Xehanort. Young Xehanort arrives and, with Braig's assistance, takes Isa to join the new Organization.
Saïx, revealed to have been infused with a fragment of Xehanort's heart, is made a member of the new Organization. When Lea attempts to save Sora from being turned into the thirteenth member, Saïx is sent to stall Lea, much to Lea's horror.
Saïx first appears in the Keyblade Graveyard with a hooded Vexen, who had chosen to return to the Organization to continue research on his Replica Program, saying Ansem did not appreciate his abilities while Xehanort did.
Saïx later appears at the Clock Tower in Twilight Town with Lea, but with no intention of fighting him. The two talk as if they were still friends, their conversation revealing their true motives for joining the original Organization XIII; as Somebodies, they had befriended a girl only referred to as Subject X, and was held inside the castle. When she disappeared, the two became apprentices for Ansem the Wise before he too disappeared and Isa became a Nobody alongside Lea. Their entire reason for climbing the ranks of Organization XIII was to get information on Subject X and learn what happened to her, knowing full well that Xemnas, as Xehanort's Nobody, has knowledge of her predicament, but they had no luck in finding her. Saïx's anger at Axel's newfound friendship with Roxas and Xion was out of betrayal, feeling Axel had decided to forget about Subject X. Lea rebuffs, trying to persuade Saïx to leave the new Organization, but Saïx retorts by saying Roxas is gone forever too. Saïx and Lea part ways fully expecting to battle one another at the fated place.
This ends up being true as Lea and Kairi fight both Saïx and another member before Sora intervenes. Saïx overpowers him, and Lea once again tries to persuade his old friend to stop, until Xemnas arrives and berates Lea for his treason. Saïx simply watches as Xemnas mercilessly attacks both Lea and the other member (revealed to be Xion) before Roxas arrives to save them. Xemnas kidnaps Kairi, leaving Saïx to deal with their enemies. Sora, Roxas, and Xion fight and defeat Saïx. When Lea approaches Saïx, the latter asks why he looks sad. Lea responds by commenting on what the Organization has reduced Saïx to. Saïx once again reminds Lea of his betrayal, not to the Organization, but to him, as he befriended Roxas and Xion while abandoning their goals after everything Saïx had done to try and find her. Lea assures him he never forgot, which Saïx knew deep down, allowing his jealousy to get the better of him. He fades away in Lea's arms, being called by his real name before being reborn as his original self.
Through a Secret Report, it was revealed he was actually a key part of the Guardians of Lights' victory; having met Even, both expressed a desire to atone for their past actions. Since Saïx was already in the real Organization XIII, he had the ability to bring Even in as a Nobody once again, the latter willing to sacrifice his new life to get access to his Replica Program, which would allow Roxas, Xion, and Naminé to become human and therefore coexist with their original selves.
Me: I just can't believe that this is what he became. And Organization XIII had him in their plans to destroy the universe.
Nico: I know.
Me: Lets go!
We fired energy blasts and created a smokescreen and The Flash moved with incredible speed and freed the Turners.
Berry: Stop them!
The smokescreen vanished and we were standing in front of Berry with the Turner's in our protection.
Berry: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! (Seductively) Hello Bloo.
Bloo: I'm not your boyfriend!
Me: That's right Berry.
Saïx: Lea.
Lea: Hello Isa. How nice to see you again.
At the estate, Timmy, Trixie, and Tootie were watching a Godzilla movie. Timmy was watching the action with interest, while Tootie and Trixie's gazes were anywhere but the TV.
Timmy: Godzilla and King Kong. You two are missing the smack down.
Trixie: No, you're missing the smack down.
Tootie: Which stinks, because your parents are your responsibility, not JD's, and definitely not Berry's.
Timmy: Girls, you just don't understand. My parents are the reason Icky Vicky tormented me for so many years. You have no idea of all the trouble that they've caused. I'm not rescuing them, okay? Not now, not ever.
Tootie: You don't have to forgive them, Timmy. But saving them is the right thing to do.
Timmy: Give me one good reason why I should rescue them.
Trixie: Because Ohana means family. And family means no one gets left behind.
Timmy started to realize that Trixie and Tootie were right.
We were facing the Lunar Gory Travesty and Berry.
Me: This Heartless form is perfect for you Saïx. It really brings out your personality: Cruel, Malicious and intending to kill everyone like the monster you have become.
Lunar Gore Travesty: I don't know why all of you are trying to stop us. We hate Timmy Turner's parents just like all of you do.
Carly Beth: But to kill the two of them, even after everything they caused?!
Berry: Why not? We don't like Mr. and Mrs. Turner. You all don't like Mr. and Mrs. Turner. So us killing them will be a favor for Timmy. Unless Bloo decides to marry me, of course.
Bloo: Fat chance you pink freak!
Lea: Just out of curiosity, Saïx. What do you think Berry's gonna do with you once she gets Bloo? I doubt she's gonna make you her best man. Once she gets what she wants, she's gonna toss you aside.
Lunar Gore Travesty: Like you tossed me aside?
Lea: You and I both made decisions that led up to this point. What matters, Isa, is your next move. And I'm willing to bet that underneath that Heartless shell is the old you somewhere.
Lunar Gore Travesty: He's gone forever. Just like you all will be!
Me: I don't think so you freak!
We powered up and transformed.
Me: Things are now totally different than when we fought the last time Saïx. We're now far more powerful than ever before. Lets get them!
We went at the Lunar Gore Travesty and Berry and we punched and kicked them all over the place.
Luan called out her Claymore she got called the Lunatic.
Lunar Gore Travesty: So you now still use my claymore Luan.
Luan: That's right and I'm going to send you back to the Moon! (Laughs) Get it? But seriously, I'm going to kill you again!
Luan bashed him in the head with his Claymore and pulverized his head with indiscriminate fury. She fired a powerful blast of moonlight at the Lunar Gore Travesty and it burned him all over.
Rita fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted him all over the place.
Then suddenly Timmy appeared and kicked him in the face.
Mac: Alright, Timmy!
Luan: I knew he'd join in on the fun!
Lunar Gore Travesty (to Timmy): You fool. You could've let your parents burn. But instead, you chose to save them. Why?
Timmy: They may be my stupid parents and they have left me at the mercy of Icky Vicky, but that doesn't mean that they are still my parents.
Luan bashed the Lunar Gore Travesty in the stomach and kicked him in his huge mouth and bashed him with the claymore again. She slammed it into him with devastating force and smashed him with even more devastating force.
SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!
Eddy fired a massive blast of light at the Lunar Gore Travesty and it hit him and burned him.
I punched him in the face and knocked out some teeth.
Me: You are just the lowest of the lowest Saïx! You killed so many innocent people all for your own selfish gains to destroy the entire universe!
Laney: That's right! You make me sick just looking at you!
Luan bashed him again.
Thrust: Lets get him with our combos and Final Smashes!
Luan: You got it Thrust!
Thrust: Lets get him! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back jet engine and it enabled a powerful missile launcher to pop out of him and more missiles were there.
Skywarp: Lets get him! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Decepticon Cyber Planet Key went into his back and more missiles and more heat-seeking missiles popped out.
G1 Thrust and Skywarp: MISSILE FIRESTORM BARRAGE!
They fired numerous missiles at the Lunar Gory Travesty and they hit him all at once and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Luan: Lets get him mom! I'll start!
Luan flew at the Lunar Gore Travesty and flew into the air.
Luan: CRESCENT MOONLIGHT SLASH!
Luan flew to him and formed a powerful energy crescent moon blade and she swung her Claymore and slashed the Lunar Gore Travesty right down the middle.
Rita: My turn! LIGHTNING STORM PUNISHMENT!
Rita fired a massive blast of lightning and it slammed into the Lunar Gore Travesty and it made him explode.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Saïx was killed instantly in the explosion and then he was sucked into the portal into the river of fire.
Lea: Goodbye old friend.
The fight with Berry was a rough one. I punched her in the face and Bloo kicked her in the face.
Carly Beth fired a massive barrage of razor sharp flower petals and cut Berry good.
Lola and Lana punched and kicked Berry all over the place.
Me: Lets finish this! Combo and Final Smash time!
Carly Beth: You got it J.D.! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into her right arm device and it enhanced her flower and water powers 100-fold.
Jetfire: (Australian Accent) Lets do this mates!
Jetfire turned into Cybertron Jetfire.
Cybertron Jetfire: CYBER KEY POWER!
The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his back and a powerful laser cannon popped out.
Carly Beth and Jetfire: LASER FLOWER CUTTERSTORM!
Carly Beth fired a massive storm of flower petals and Cybertron Jetfire fired a massive energy cannon blast from his back cannon. They blasted and shredded Berry.
Mac: Lets get this monster! POWER OF IMAGINATION AND FRIENDSHIP!
Mac thought of everyone he knows and loves and he fired a massive blast of energy and the spirits and power of everyone he knows appeared in the blast and it hit Berry and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Bloo: Lets show her! BLUE BURST BOMB!
Bloo fired a massive blue energy bomb and it slammed into Berry and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Berry was knocked down and she was defeated.
I picked her up.
Me: Berry I think you need a nice long stay in our newest prison.
We sent Berry to the Jupiter Prison for Imaginary Fiends. Her cellmate was Bendy.
Nico: Berry and Saïx, you have failed this whole universe.
Me: They sure have.
Then we faced Timmy's parents.
Jetfire (to Timmy's parents): Someday, you two are gonna have to repay your debt to us. The day when it comes time to choose sides.
Mrs. Turner: Between all of you and the Legion of Doom?
Thrust: No. Between your own wants and needs and your own son. (to Mr. Turner) And I think it would be best if no one else at Dimmesdale knew about this little rescue. After all, you do want Dinkleberg to believe that you and your wife escaped on your own, right?
Timmy: Listen, guys. Thanks for convincing me to save my parents.
Trixie: No problem, Timmy.
Me: I'm glad they helped you out.
Mac: (To the viewers) Neglectful Parents are always a problem and to all bad parents out there, if you mess with the safety of children, Team Loud Phoenix Storm is coming for you.
Me: You said it Timmy.
Timmy's mom and dad were placed on supervised probation for their neglect on Timmy. But if they try anything stupid again, it's prison time.
When I was done everyone was shocked!
Qin: That fiend! Using Timmy's stupid dimwitted parents as bargaining chips!?
Xenia: She is a Yandere in every sense of the word!
Koragg: The race is about to start.
Darcy: We'll probably see Berry at the finish line.
Me: Yeah. Lets get ready.
We got ready.
We were ready for the race.
Billy Natson: And Welcome to another most amazing race event everyone! Hello I'm Billy Natson and we have an amazing treat for you all today. We are on an ocean planet made entirely out of Eggnog. Yummy. And we are going to race around from this point to the South Pole of the planet and with us we have our very own legendary Team Loud Phoenix Storm and their archenemies in the Masters of Evil! You ready for a good race J.D.?
Me: You bet I am Billy!
Qin: We all are!
Billy Natson: Love that spirit as always! Lets get it on!
Kristy: Racers on your marks…
We revved up our engines.
Kristy: GET SET…
We were ready.
Kristy: (WAVES THE GREEN FLAG) REV UP AND GOOOOOOOO!
We zoomed out of the garage and onto the endless ocean of Eggnog and we were off!
Billy Natson: AND THEY'RE OFF!
Viceroy: Eat my dust!
Me: Or eat Eggnog!
We zoomed on the endless oceans of eggnog and man of man were we going.
Qin: Wow! The oceans go on forever!
Celica: This is amazing!
Touma: It sure is! Wow! I was expecting maybe giant sticks of cinnamon or something like whipped cream or something but it's just endless Eggnog.
Xaldin: This is an eggnog planet.
Yost Whirlwind: What did you expect?
Me: I think he means having all that with this world. But it's just all eggnog.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: But it's still good stuff.
May: Anyone got eyes on Berry?
Eli: (Concentrates) Negative. Nothing yet.
Me: She must be waiting for us after we finish the race.
Bloo: Well I'm really going to let her have it later on.
Xenia: All of us are!
Camie: Yep.
Nico: We should be just about there.
Maria: I see the finish line!
Me: I see it too!
Camie: Yep.
Me: EAT MY EGGNOG!
ZOOM!
Billy Natson: And here comes the winner of the race!
ZOOM!
It was Lincoln Loud, Alizarin Bubblegum, Sweet Leaf, me and Zuria to cross first! ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Qin: WHOA!
Billy Natson: And it's Lincoln Loud, Alizarin Bubblegum, Sweet Leaf, J.D. Knudson and Zuria!
EVERYONE CHEERED WILDLY!
Qin: YEAH!
Me: That was awesome!
Nico: But we still have Berry to deal with.
Eli: I sense her in that building there.
He pointed to the building.
Zhalia: Entrance time!
Nico: Lets go!
We went at it.
Berry WAS FUMING AND RAGING MAD!
Then the spirits of the Teen Titans, Chaotic Monsters and Hogwarts Houses came and swirled around her and then they laughed at her and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above her and then a phoenix cry was heard and then a huge deluge of melted marshmallows fell on her and splattered all over her and then we landed.
Me: NOW THAT is how you make an entrance.
Berry: Not happy to see me?
Common Cold: After what you did? Hell no!
Crud: You're going to prison where you belong!
Bloo: And we are NEVER Going to be in love!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: No one will get Bloo! Not even you!
Then Marluxia, Titania, Grodd, Gator Ghoul, Baron Mordo, White Lightning, Amora the enchantress, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Ben Ravencroft, David Cain, Neopolitan, Vathek, Constructicon Devastator, Yost Pyro, Evil Cut Man, Marina Del Ray, Evil Drill Man, Judge, Heart, and Windfall appeared.
Nico: Marluxia, Titania, Grodd, Gator Ghoul, Baron Mordo, White Lightning, Amora the enchantress, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Ben Ravencroft, David Cain, Neopolitan, Vathek, Constructicon Devastator, Yost Pyro, Evil Cut Man, Marina Del Ray, Evil Drill Man, Judge, Heart, and Windfall.
Marluxia: Congrats on the race, guys!
Titania: Who won?
Lincoln: Me, J.D., Alizarin Bubblegum, Sweet Leaf, and Zuria.
Gator Ghoul: Congrats to you guys then.
Me: Thanks. It was awesome.
Grodd: (to Nico) We heard you put an end to Dracula.
Nico: Yep we sure did.
Baron Mordo: Nice job doing that.
Nico: Thanks. It was cool.
Chef Swinegang Pork then appeared.
Me: Back for another round I see Chef.
Chef Swinegang Pork: Yep I sure am.
Me: Cool.
Chef Swinegang Pork: Eggnog sure is tasty, huh?
Nico: It sure is.
Me: Yep.
We got the battles underway.
Layla Williams, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Kairi, Namine, Nelson Muntz and RD Leni VS Marluxia - Nico's rescue on Dagobah and Battling Dracula
Marluxia was first.
Marluxia: (to Layla) Nico's rescue was on Dagobah. He Battled Dracula there.
Layla Williams: They sure did and it was epic! After the terrible stunt that Dracula pulled with Santa and Mrs. Claus he had this coming!
Fluttershy: He sure did and what he did to those adorable little elves makes me so angry!
Tornado Bolt: Yeah me too! They are so cute!
Stealth Elf: I'm glad he is gone now.
Kairi: That monster had it coming for what he did.
Namine: And more.
Marluxia: That's for sure! And I had no idea that you guys faced him before Nico joined the team. Lets do it!
Layla Williams used the Nature Fruit Basket Lockseed and got a Fruit Scythe and she read a verse and they fired waves of fruit and vegetables and smashed him all over and they fired waves of leaves, grass and flowers and smashed him down.
Fabia, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, She Hulk, Glumshanks and Hunch VS Titania - Battling Another Aquila Undead Zodiarts
Titania was next.
Titania: (to Fabia) Nico, Volcana's team, Larxene's team, and the others did good battling Another Aquila Undead Zodiarts. And Another Larxene too.
Fabia: They sure did and I was not expecting the Another Aquila Undead Zodiarts To be the Sailor Soldier for the planet Dagobah.
Rarity: It was really strange darlings. But at least we saved them both.
Sweetie Belle: And the Another Larxene was really electrifying too.
Gill Grunt: I thought it was awesome myself.
She Hulk: It sure was cool.
Titania: Yeah it sure was. Boy you guys are finding Sailor Soldiers of all the awesome planets of Star Wars. Lets do it!
Fabia used the Jewel Fruit Lockseed and got a Jewel Sword and she read a verse and fired waves of light and smashed her all over and they fired waves of light and jewels, water and ice and smashed her down.
Donkey Kong, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Superman, Flash, Meta Knight and King Dedede VS Gorilla Grodd - Lincoln's rescue
Grodd was next.
Grodd: (to Donkey Kong) I heard Lincoln's rescue involved him battling Camille Jockerson. (growls) Please tell me she's not related to Jock Jockerson!
Donkey Kong: No thank goodness. But she was a REALLY NASTY piece of work.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah she was the worst ever Queen Bee we have ever seen.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Boy she sure was. That girl has a heart as black as night.
Sunburn: She sure does and in the end she has no soul. But we sent her to the Charon Reform School.
Superman: But with a powerful curse. If she doesn't change she gets the 24K Statue.
Flash: That's for sure.
Grodd: I agree there. Lets do it!
Donkey Kong: HERE COMES DONKEY KONG!
Donkey Kong used the Coconut Lockseed and enhanced his Coconut Shooter and he fired numerous coconut bombs and he read a verse and fired waves of coconuts and smashed him all over the place and they fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.
Becca Chang, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Shaggy, Scooby Doo, Barath Beyond, and Borth Majar VS Gator Ghoul - Meeting a Ghostrick Mummy Gene-slammer
Gator Ghoul was next.
Gator Ghoul: (to Becca) I heard you guys met a Ghostrick Mummy Gene-slammer. What's her name?
Becca Chang: Her name is Dina Mabrouk and she is from Egypt. She knows a lot about Egypt and is also one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels.
Applejack: Yeah and she stopped Killjoy Huggins.
Gator Ghoul: What did that Killjoy do this time?
Apple Bloom: It's not what he did but what Pablo and Anderson did.
FLASHBACK
Dina Mabrouk: (Egyptian Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Bastet Taniynalwaqt: (Egyptian Accent) If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Dina Mabrouk: (Egyptian Accent) That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right. We already heard a memory Bastet had with Lincoln and it was about putting a stop to Lisa, but Dina, what story did you have with Lincoln?
Dina Mabrouk: (Egyptian Accent) That's something I've never forgotten. One time, Lincoln and I were heading straight for the cafeteria for lunch, but then, we suddenly heard screams coming from there. We opened the door and we saw Pablo and Anderson trashing the place and hurting the students and teachers, I got so mad, I fired mummy bandages at them and they were so wrapped up tight, they both looked like mummies. Principal Huggins refused to say anything to us, but Mrs. Johnson did and she told us that Pablo and Anderson went on a rampage and they attacked everyone in the cafeteria including her, while Principal Huggins was busy with trying to impress Superintendent Chen. I was so fired up, I wanted to call Superintendent Chen and get that rule-stickler tossed out on his toupee, but Lincoln immediately called his mom, and let's just say that when she was done, Principal Huggins was left cowering like a scared little wimp.
We cheered.
Nico: Whoa, that was some awesome work apprehending those two butt-faces, Dina! Plus, Lincoln had to call in the big guns, if he was in there that day and got hurt and Principal Huggins ignored him and left him bleeding like that, you know what happens when he makes Mama Loud mad if her only son was left in that condition and by Principal Huggins no less?
Rita: That's right. Plus, he's still on thin ice with me when he tried to get rid of the kids and J.D., and all for that comic book contest Lincoln and Clyde were eager to win.
Nicholette Torrington: Killjoy Huggins was on thin ice with all of us that day, it's bad enough that he's a killjoy to the students, but to find out he's also given Lincoln a hard time, I was so tempted to call Superintendent Chen and get that rule-stickling grouch fired and tossed out on his ugly toupee!
Me: Yikes, it sounds like Huggins has been on your list ever since you all saw him giving Lincoln a hard time.
Gabrielle Chevalier: He is. But, ever since that restaurant incident, he's now off for good.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Gator Ghoul: Boy that Killjoy just knows how to make peoples lives miserable huh?
Flashwing: You got that right. But if you mess with Rita there will be hell to pay.
Shaggy: Like yeah there will!
Scooby Doo: Reah!
Gator Ghoul: Huggins needs to be taught a lesson. Lets do it!
Becca used the Nature Fruit Lockseed and got a nature scythe and she read a verse and fired waves of spirits of animals and smashed him all over and they fired waves of energy, apples, earth, rock, mud, boulders, crystal and pebbles and smashed him down.
Eli Winston Bullock, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, J.D. Knudson, Spiderman, Airi and 2014 Maleficent VS Baron Mordo - Evelyn's first ever Ambassador Mission and Battling the Tarantula Undead, Giraffa Undead, Caucasus Undead and Paradoxa Undead and Another Ultimate Rath as well as meeting the Blade Team and destroying Hajime's Undead Power
Baron Mordo was next.
Baron Mordo: (to Eli) Evelyn's first ever Ambassador Mission involved Battling the Tarantula Undead, Giraffa Undead, Caucasus Undead and Paradoxa Undead and Another Ultimate Rath with you and the others. She also met the Blade Team and destroyed Hajime's Undead Power.
Eli: Boy that was so awesome and we really let those Undead Creeps have it.
Me: We sure did. But the shocking part was the Another Ultimate Rath. That was my friend Victoria Cunningham. She was a girl I knew that was ABSOLUTELY Hellbent on revenge on a bully that I hate with every fiber of my being.
Baron Mordo: What did that bully do?
Me: Well her name was Erin Mertins and she was one of the worst. She HATED people like Victoria because she was prettier than her. And one time in Junior Prom, Erin did a REALLY HORRIBLE Prank on her and splattered her all over with steak blood, garbage and rotten eggs and posted humiliating naked photos of her for EVERYONE to see! I knew it was her doing and I walked over to Erin and punched her hard in the face and knocked out all of her teeth! Ever since that day Victoria was HELLBENT on getting revenge on Erin and wasn't going to stop till she got it!
Baron Mordo: That is horrible!
Me: No shit! But if I ever see Erin I will kill her.
Twilight Sparkle: What she did was HORRIBLE!
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah no kidding there! Erin is a cruel girl!
Spyro: But J.D. got Erin expelled and sent to prison for bullying. Now Erin wants revenge on him.
Me: Let her try Spyro. Let her try.
Spiderman: But what Erin did to her was awful! And quite frankly I don't blame Victoria for wanting revenge on her for what she did.
Baron Mordo: Me neither. Lets do it!
Eli used a Dagobah Fruit Lockseed and got a Swamp Sword and he read a verse and fired waves of Force Lightning and energy and smashed him all over and we fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.
Princess Frosta, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Wonder Woman, RD Lana and Fubuki Kakuyoko VS White Lightning - Billy crying over what happened during these last few days
White Lightning was next.
White Lightning: (to Frosta) Billy was crying over people attacking Christmas during these last few days. Not that I blame him.
Princess Frosta: I don't blame him one bit either. Billy may be an idiot but he has a really good heart and loves Christmas even though he said he mostly celebrates Hanukah.
Pinkie Pie: It's true. Billy said so himself. He likes both Christmas and Hanukah.
Maud Pie: (monotonously) I'm glad he likes both Holidays.
Featherweight: Me too.
Sprocket: Boy anyone that likes both holidays like that is awesome.
Wonder Woman: Same here. But Billy was really crying hard and Mandy opened up her heart even more. She even smiled for him on her own accord.
White Lightning: That's good! As long as it's not against her will then everything will be fine. Lets do it!
Princess Frosta used the Ice Fruit Lockseed and got an Ice Scythe and she read a verse and fired waves of ice and smashed her all over and they fired waves lightning, gears and metal and smashed her down.
Sakura Avalon, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Captain Marvel, RD Lisa Loud and Anastasia (Cinderella) VS Enchantress (Marvel) - A Planet Made of Egg Nog
Amora the Enchantress was next.
Amora: (to Sakura) You guys are racing in A Planet Made of Egg Nog. Personally, you guys haven't raced in a while.
Sakura Avalon: It sure has been a while since we raced. But on a planet made of Egg Nog and that is really cool.
Rainbow Dash: And it's really tasty. But thank goodness it doesn't have any brandy or schnapps's in it.
Scootaloo: Or else we would be drunk as loons.
Whirlwind: Yeah no kidding there.
Captain Marvel: And before a big race like this? No : That is the last thing anyone would want to see. But during the Christmas Season you should see how much Egg Nog Dark drinks.
Sakura Avalon: How much does he drink?
Amora: He drinks 50 cartons a day!
They gasped!
Sakura Avalon: GOOD GRAVY! That's a lot!
Amora: I know! Every time we go to the grocery store he cleans all the shelves of it and buys all they got. He can't get enough of the stuff! But like J.D.'s daughter Mary he gets stronger from it instead of getting fat. Lets do it!
Sakura used the Lightning Fruit Lockseed and got a Lightning Sword and she read a verse and fired waves of magic and lightning and smashed her all over and they fired waves of energy and lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed her down.
Ax of the Andalites, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Velma, Daphne, Constantine (Robotboy) and Viceroy (Randy Cunningham) VS The 10,000 Volt Ghost - Egg Nog is awesome and tasty but really fattening
10,000 Volt Ghost was next.
10,000 Volt Ghost: (to Ax) (Electrified Voice) Ax, if you haven't already tasted Egg Nog yet, it's awesome and tasty. But really fattening too.
Ax: I actually have tasted Egg Nog before and it's really good. But I don't drink it that often.
Starlight Glimmer: It's really good stuff. But you can't have too much of it or it will hurt your health.
Cozy Glow: Yeah no kidding there.
Hex: Yeah but it's still good stuff too.
Velma: I agree there too.
Daphne: Same with me. It's good stuff too.
10,000 Volt Ghost: Boy it sure is. I heard that Sasuke got drunk from it.
Ax: Boy he sure did! He can't get enough Egg Nog and in the end he gets drunk from it.
10,000 Volt Ghost: Boy no kidding! He sure loves Egg Nog. Lets do it!
Ax used the Skull Smash Fruit Lockseed and got a skull hammer and he read a verse and fired waves of skulls and smashed him all over the place and they fired waves of skulls, bones, lightning, stars and magic and smashed him down.
Shannon Deluth Sanderson Loud, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Hex Girls, Thorn and Misty Tredwell VS Ben Ravencroft - Timmy's Dad LOVES Egg Nog and we did not expect Berry to come back for revenge
Ben Ravencroft was next.
Ben Ravencroft: (to Shannon) Timmy's Dad LOVES Egg Nog. And we didn't expect Berry to come back for revenge.
Shannon: Me neither! I can't believe that insane lovesick fiend who kidnapped Timmy's Parents just to get Bloo to be her boyfriend came back! Also Timmy's Dad is really drinking the stuff down.
Princess Luna: He sure is. I think it's cool he loves Egg Nog.
Moondust: Yeah it sure is and it's tasty too.
Snowdrop: I'm literally amazed there is a planet like this and it smells and tastes awesome.
Gari: It sure does.
Blackout: We all are amazed that there is a planet like this.
Thorn: It sure is cool though.
Misty Tredwell: And I love egg nog but I only have a little bit.
Ben Ravencroft: I don't blame you guys. Lets do it!
Shannon used a dark fruit Lockseed and got a dark magic sword and she read a verse and fired waves of darkness and smashed him all over and they fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Lady Palutena, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Batman, Ra's Al Ghul, Marvel Loki and Zhalia Moon VS David Cain - Berry is one screwed up Fiend
David Cain was next.
David Cain: (to Palutena) Berry is one screwed up Fiend. Especially after how she kidnapped Timmy's parents before.
Lady Palutena: You got that right and Timmy said that he couldn't care less if they died at her hands. Especially after all the idiotic things they did and with leaving him with that evil monster Icky Vicky.
Princess Celestia: I don't blame him for being mad like that at them for all that. But everyone gave him a really harsh reprimanding for it.
King Solar: Yeah no kidding. That was a really well deserved talking to.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah no kidding there.
Amber Morning: Even though many of us weren't with the team before that, it was still a good talking to.
Spotlight: Yeah that was a crazy adventure. But Berry deserves to be locked up.
Batman: But after what she was doing she needs the Black Gates.
Ra's Al Ghul: That is true detective. She deserves this fate.
David Cain: I agree there. Lets do it!
Lady Palutena used the Light fruit Lockseed and got a Light sword and she read a verse and fired waves of light and smashed him all over and they fired waves of light and energy and smashed him down.
Nathalie VS Neapolitan
Neapolitan wass next.
Nathalie: The Blade team went through an absolute nightmare at the hands of Hiroshi.
Neapolitan nodded in agreement.
Nathalie: Yeah that was awful.
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Konata Izumi vs Vathek
Vathek was next.
Vathek: A planet made of egg nog is really cool!
Konata: It sure is!
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Mothra 2019 VS Constructicon Devastator
Constructicon Devastator was next.
Devastator: I hope Berry gets what's coming to her.
Mothra 2019: You better believe she will. And it will hurt.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Elizabeth Swann VS Yost Pyro
Yost Pyro was next.
Yost Pyro: Boy that Berry has a lot of serious problems.
Elizabeth Swann: Yeah no kidding and we dealt with her before.
She fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Crag VS Evil Cut Man
Evil Cut Man was next.
Evil Cut Man: I did not expect Dracula to make a return!
Crag: None of us did! But at least he is gone for good.
Evil Cut Man: Indeed.
Crag: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
He went and smashed Evil Cut Man down.
Princess Shirahoshi VS Marina Del Ray
Marina Del Ray was next.
Marina: Have you ever seen a planet like this?
Princess Shirahoshi: Never but it's awesome to swim in. Tasty too.
Marina: It sure is.
Shirahoshi fired waves energy and smashed her down.
Buster Bunny VS Evil Drill Man
Evil Drill Man was next.
Evil Drill Man: I wonder if we'll find anymore planets like this.
Buster: I have a feeling we will.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Cia VS The Judge
The Judge was next.
The Judge: This planet is judged delicious.
Cia: It sure is!
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Blackfire VS Heart
Heart was next.
Heart: Egg Nog is really good here too.
Blackfire: Boy it sure is awesome.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Julie Kane VS Windfall
Windfall was next.
Windfall: Is Egg Nog one of your favorites?
Julie Kane: It sure is and it's so delicious.
Windfall: Especially with natural nutmeg on it.
Julie fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
In Space Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Chef Swinegang Pork
Chef Swinegang Pork was next.
Nico: The chef is about to become dinner.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of swords for the Dark World Goth Girls in Lincoln's harem, it's a collection of Dark World Duel Disks, but the color schemes are black with accents matching the colors of the Dark World Duel Monsters, and the arm blades resembles a demon's wing, and they'll also have Dark World duel decks, along with Dark World Spell and Trap Cards. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
Nico: Lets do it!
In Space Rangers: LETS ROCKET!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! IN SPACE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the In Space Rangers too!
Nico: Time to fry this pork!
Andros: SPIRAL SABER! BLASTER!
Carlos: QUATTRO BLASTER! ONLINE!
They had said weapons ready for action and charged them up. They fired waves of energy and elements and they blasted him down and then…
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
He exploded! He was dead!
Nico: Chef Swinegang Pork you have failed this planet!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!
We regrouped.
Berry: (does puppy eyes) You wouldn't hurt. a cute imaginary friend, would you?
Gia: An imaginary friend? Of course not.
Tsukasa: You? Hell yes!
Me: And another thing, those puppy eyes are absolutely pathetic.
Kamen Ride: Drive!
Kamen Ride: Mach!
Kamen Ride: Chaser!
Kamen Ride: Build!
Kamen Ride: Cross Z!
Kamen Ride: Grease!
Kamen Ride: Rogue!
Tsukasa turned into Drive and Daiki summoned clones of the Build and Drive Teams.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! AMERICAN TURBO!
They turned into the Turbo Rangers from America!
Qin: YEAH!
We went at her and pulverized her into dust!
Octopunch, Seaspray, Maria and Bev used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Octopunch's torch gun, Seaspray's laser guns and Maria and Bev's powers 100-fold.
Octopunch and Maria: TORCH WATER BARRAGE!
Bev Bighead and Seaspray: TOAD LASER MISSILE STORM!
SNOT ROCKETS OF PUKE and Common Cold: SNOT ROCKETS OF PUKE!
Techno Buttkicking Force and Technus: TECHNO BUTTKICKING FORCE BLAST!
Tamaran Cat Storm and Katnappe: TAMARAN CAT STORM SURPRISE!
Dark Cheese Mayhem and Roquefort: DARK CHEESE BARRAGE!
Wind Jungle Force and Xaldin: WHIRLWIND SPEAR STORM!
Wind of the Overworld and Whirlwind: TORNADOES OF OVERWORLD WRATH!
Danian of Earth and Koragg: EARTHQUAKE OF DANIAN FURY!
Fire of Underworld and Molten Man: FIRESTORM OF THE INFERNAL UNDERWORLD!
Water of Mipedians and King Shark: MIPEDIAN MAELSTROM SHOT!
Hogwarts Magic and Tala: MAGIC OF HOGWARTS BURST!
Dark Magician Girl Force and The Crud: BURNING MAGIC FORCE SHOT!
Scandinavian Ice Storm and Mike Rochip: ICE STORM OF NORWAY!
Plants of France and LeQuack: PARIS FURY BLAST!
Goofy Shenanigans of Cheese and Cheese Monster: CHEESE OF MAYHEM!
Sun Princess and Yost Whirlwind: WHIRLWIND SUN BLAST!
Honor of Fire and Evil Luxord: HONOR TIME SHOT!
Gullwings of Darkness and Warp: GULLWING DARKNESS BLAST!
Stars of the Fox and Utomodachi: STAR FOX STORM!
Songbirds of The Song and Virgo Zodiarts: VIRGO SONGBIRD BUTTKICKING BLAST!
Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Sunray, Wild Apple-Joe, Dagger Blade, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: FIRESTORM OF FORGIVENESS BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Sunset Shimmer, Bloo, Mac, Lola, Laney and Lincoln: IMAGINARY JUSTICE MEGABLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: EGGNOG ELEMENT STYLE: EGGNOG BLASTER!
Jessica Shannon: EGGNOG STING STYLE: EGGNOG WASPS!
Peni Parker: EGGNOG WEB STYLE: EGGNOG SPIDERS!
Entrapta: EGGNOG LIGHTNING STYLE: ELECTRO EGGNOG BOLT!
Perfuma: EGGNOG NATURE STYLE: EGGNOG ROSES!
Frosta: EGGNOG ICE STYLE: ICE EGGNOG SNOWFLAKES!
Shantae: EGGNOG MAGIC STYLE: EGGNOG SWIRL!
Akko: EGGNOG STAR STYLE: STARRY EGGNOG SHOWERS!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said Eggnog attacks.
Lincoln and his harem: EGGNOG FINAL SMASH: EGGNOG TSUNAMI!
They fired a massive eggnog tsunami and the blasts all hit Berry and smashed her down into dust!
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast and it turned into a rainbow energy straitjacket and tied Berry up.
Lincoln: You're heading right back to the nuthouse, you psychotic Imaginary Fiend!
Nico: And this time, you ain't getting out again. Awesome job, guys, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Apollyon to deal with, and that warmongering knight and her legion should be arriving...right now!
?: Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Masters of Evil, you will all pay for ruining my plans to plunge the world into a new age of war!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Nicole: (Growls Angrily) I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere, get out here right now, Apollyon, or I'll hunt down and destroy your entire legion!
A figure clad in armor and a gigantic broadsword came out, it was Apollyon, leader of the Blackstone Legion, and with her is the entire Blackstone Legion.
Apollyon: You all have some nerve in ruining my plans, all your talk of peace is sickening me, all I desire is nothing more than to plunge the world into a new age of war, and both of you, Team Loud Phoenix Storm and The Masters of Evil, are ruining it. Now, we shall kill you all and the world will be plunged into war and darkness. Kill them!
The Blackstone Legion advanced to kill us, but Lincoln summoned his massive collection of harem-themed greatswords and they proceeded to cut down the Blackstone Legion one by one until all of them are dead for good and their spirits sent to The Black Gates.
Gabrielle Chevalier: Excellent job, Lincoln. Now, all that's left is Apollyon.
Suddenly, Gabrielle Chevalier's dark blue eyes turned neon dark blue and she was surrounded by a dark blue energy aura with clocks, stars, and sauropods, she unholstered her massive Dialga-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Apollyon, she left dark blue energy, clocks, stars, and sauropods with every step.
Gabrielle Chevalier: I will never forgive for what you've done in your world, Apollyon, you've shown no remorse for the thousands of lives that were lost because of you, you never desired peace, all you ever wanted was war. But, war has led to nothing more than destruction, but that's something that a warmonger like yourself wouldn't understand, but there's one thing you'll never escape from: your own death by our hands.
Suddenly, Gabrielle Chevalier was surrounded by a massive vortex of dark blue energy with stars and clocks surrounding the vortex, there's an army of sauropods, and the Legendary Pokemon of Time, Dialga, flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Gabrielle Chevalier emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Gabrielle Chevalier grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has indigo highlights in the bangs of her long flowing dark blue hair, she has neon dark blue eyes and a dark blue energy aura with clocks, stars, and sauropods surrounding her, she has Dialga emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with dark blue iris, she has on sauropod earrings with dark blue gems for eyes and holding the Time and Eternity Kanjis in its legs, she also has Dialga with dark blue gems for eyes and holding the Time and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on the bottom of her dark blue sauropod-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Gabrielle Chevalier has on a sleeveless dark blue open blouse, sleeveless dark blue midriff top, dark blue skirt, dark blue bellbottom pants, dark blue high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with clocks, stars, and sauropods on the coattails, and on the back is Dialga and he's surrounded by clocks. Suddenly, Gabrielle Chevalier felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive indigo blue angel wings with blue tips on the large dark blue feathers and stars grew much bigger for her new body, she now has eleven massive and long dark blue wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with dark blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Gabrielle Chevalier's massive Dialga-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of dark blue energy, clocks, stars, and sauropods, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Dialga's Time God Temporal Greatsword of Temporal Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded dark blue gems and The Legendary Time Pokemon, Dialga, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blade, large sauropod heads for the crossguard, large dark blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large sauropod heads and a large dark blue gem below the sauropod heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with dark blue gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Dialga's head with dark blue gems for eyes and a large dark blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark blue kanji below Dialga that said, "Gabrielle Chevalier, Gene-Slammer of Dialga, The Legendary Time Pokemon, The Chrono-Strategist of Dialga, Member of The Legendary Pokemon Gene-Slammers, Powerful Master of Time and Temporal Forces, Loving Future Wife and Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud, Friend of Selene Emperyous and The Emperyous Sisters, Friend of Elizabeth Guillaume, Michaela Amaryllis, and Danielle Azvameth, Smasher of Dark Lori, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Time, Stars, and Sauropods"
ガブリエル・シュヴァリエ、ディアルガのジーンスラマー、伝説の時のポケモン、ディアルガのクロノストラテジスト、伝説のポケモンジーンスラマーのメンバー、時間と時間の力の強力なマスター、愛する未来の妻、リンカーンラウドの守護天使セレーネ エンペリアスとエンペリアス シスターズ、エリザベス・ギヨーム、ミカエラ・アマリリス、ダニエル・アズヴァメス の友人、ダークロリのスマッシャー、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、およびマスター時間、星、竜脚類の
Gabrielle Chevalier has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SAUROPOD-DIALGA-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA TEMPORAL TIME POKEMON SAUROPOD ANGEL OF DIVINE TEMPORAL TIME POKEMON JUSTICE AND DIVINE TEMPORAL TIME POKEMON LOVE!
We were amazed by Gabrielle Chevalier's Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Apollyon saw it, she ran at Gabrielle Chevalier and planned to kill her with her gigantic broadsword, but Gabrielle Chevalier blocked her attack, and she fired a powerful dark blue energy blast with clocks, time, stars, and sauropods at her, she went flying, but this really got her big time.
Nico: Whoa, now Gabrielle's transformed, so awesome!
Lincoln: And Apollyon's about to feel the true wrath of Dialga's champion, and Gabrielle, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Gabrielle Chevalier: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Temporal Time Sauropod Pokemon and Divine Temporal Time Sauropod Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put this warmongering knight down for good?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Gabrielle, and now that her legion is gone, this'll make things much easier.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Gabrielle Chevalier.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your selfish warmongering has gone unpunished for far too long, Apollyon, and now, you shall pay the ultimate price: your life!
Gabrielle Chevalier and Lincoln went after Apollyon, who tried to cut them down with her gigantic broadsword, but they dodged all of her attacks, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, dark blue energy, crosses, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, fairies, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, and Mermaids at Apollyon, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on her, and they were angering her even more.
Then, Gabrielle Chevalier used Dialga's signature move, Roar of Time, as she'd formed a black and purple ball and it fired a powerful black, purple, and white energy beam and it hit Apollyon and it exploded with incredible power.
Nico: Whoa, this is incredible!
Me: So awesome!
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Gabrielle Chevalier, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Dialga's Temporal Pokemon Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's dark blue with purple accents on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and the Legendary Time Pokemon, Dialga, surrounded by clocks etched on the sides, and a gold gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Leona Elementaldraco fired blasts of rainbow energy, dark blue energy, and elemental forces at Apollyon and as they hit her, they exploded with incredible power, and she was knocked down.
Then, Lincoln ran at Apollyon, and with two swift swings of his massive greatsword, he disarmed her and he stabbed her in her black heart. Then, Lincoln's massive greatsword suddenly began sucking out Apollyon's life-force and her powers and abilities and Lincoln assimilated them and made them his own, and the rainbow gem embedded in the large white angel face glowed black as it sent Apollyon's spirit to The Black Gates, and Lincoln removed his massive greatsword and all that's left of Apollyon was nothing but a desiccated corpse in armor. We cheered wildly as Lincoln and Gabrielle Chevalier holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Lincoln's massive harem-themed greatsword collection vanished again, and Gabrielle Chevalier's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive dark blue wolf tails, and massive dark blue angel wings are permanent.
Gabrielle Chevalier: Serves you right, you warmongering savage. Thanks for helping me destroy Apollyon and her Blackstone Legion, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Gabrielle.
Suddenly, Gabrielle Chevalier wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Gabrielle Chevalier's face, they kissed passionately as Gabrielle Chevalier's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Dialga flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Gabrielle Chevalier came back to us as the display and Dialga vanished.
Nico: Wow, that was one epic and bloody battle you fought against Apollyon, but she had no chance, and without her Blackstone Legion, that was really awesome. Plus, what did we just see, Lincoln?
Lincoln: That was another new ability of my massive greatsword, Nico, if I drove the blade right into a villain's chest and it hits their heart, it begins sucking out their life-force, powers, and abilities, and I wind up assimilating the powers and abilities of that villain, and the rainbow gem embedded in the forehead of the white angel face glows black and sends their soul to The Black Gates.
Me: Whoa, now that's really crazy!
Nico: Crazy, but still awesome. Next time, we got to have some abilities put into our greatswords and test them out on the next villain we fight, and you know who we're meeting tomorrow, right, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Oh yeah, Makoto Haruki, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Nekomusume for Day 16 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt.
Nicholette Torrington: We only got Silvia Excelsior, Scarlet Rosenburg, Giselle Harrington, and I, who still have to get those treasures, and for the last day, for me, I hope The Dark World Duel Monsters themselves show up.
Giselle Harrington: Same here.
The other Dark World Goth Girls agreed on the same thing.
White Lightning: That's one imaginary fiend locked up.
Amora: I sure am gonna miss Kazuma though.
10,000 Volt Ghost: But we'll see him again.
Ben Ravencroft: Now, let's celebrate!
David Cain: With more eggnog!
Me: First lets get the trophy.
Nico: Good idea.
Then we went to the winner circle and Me, Lincoln, Alizarin Bubblegum, Sweet Leaf, and Zuria were given our awesome trophies and they looked like a planet inside an Egg Nog glass and it had crystal cinnamon sticks and whipped cream on top.
Me: This was an awesome race!
Nico: Yeah it was! Great job today everyone.
Sunset Shimmer: (To the viewers) Egg Nog is great but only in little amounts because of how fattening it is.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Yep. Lets go home guys.
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
Egg nog is awesome and delicious
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Leif, Camie (One Piece). Sky, Bridge, Z and Sydney and Condiment King, Big Cheese, Hades Fungal Beast Mold, Suika Monster, Clawbster and Sergeant Weenie Arms are heading to the planet Bespin and we're going to Cloud City. And get ready for a massively and powerful explosive battle as Marinette takes on Lila Rossi, who has escaped from prison and wants one thing: REVENGE! But Marinette is not going to let that monster get away with everything she did and Marinette is going to transform INTO HER MOST POWERFUL FORM EVER AND EXPLODE WITH INCREDIBLE FURY AND POWER AND HOLY WRATH OF JOAN OF ARC ON HER! And we're going to send her back to prison where she belongs. Also we're going to battle Another Cassiopeia Undead Zodiarts and Another Condiment King and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Dugtrio. They are the Gaia Tripletts - Kira, Katie and Kat. They are Nico's friends from Earth Science Class and they are powerful earth masters and they defended Nico from all sorts of crazy stuff. Also they HATE AND LOATHE SPERG WITH A VENGEANCE! Also they are best friends with Mandy and hate Billy to a degree. BUT THEY HATE MINDY INFINITELY MORE. The match-up is for Michaela Amaryllis, Gene-Slammer of Palkia, The Legendary Space Pokemon, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Prince Sebastian LaCroix, the vampire ruler of Los Angeles and one of the two main antagonists of the 2004 videogame, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading back to Dark World for Day 16 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt, and Silvia Excelsior is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Warlord Greatsword of Sillva, Warlord of Dark World, and we're also going to destroy Andrei, the Sabbat Archbishop of Los Angeles and the secondary antagonist of the 2004 video game, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines. And we're going to meet Makoto Haruki, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Nekomusume, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and his classmate in Gym. She's a Nekomusume and she was born with the powers of darkness and she also knew of Lincoln being a vampire-werewolf hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. She's been known to attract cats because of her cat features, and she knows how to tame bad cats, but the one group of bad cats that don't want to be tamed by her are The Great Lakes City Alley Cats, and she hates them for always attacking Ronnie Anne and her family. She's also protected Lincoln from the bullies at school and Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and she's not afraid to fight and get dirty. This one time, Lincoln made a beautiful gold necklace with a cat pendant, and she loved it so much, she hugged Lincoln and kissed him and he returned it. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club and she'll become a future member of The Goths of Darkness, and she hates Flip with a burning passion and wants nothing more than to shred that mutant to shreds, along with a Mozarta the Melodious Maestra Gene-Slammer named Yuzu Boyle, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Music. She moved to Michigan from Japan, and when she and Lincoln met, they started playing musical instruments when they were 6 years old, and since then they still play musical instruments with mastery, plus Yuzu's beautiful singing compliments Lincoln's. They even helped Luna and her band mates with performing music. To show thanks, Luna took Yuzu and Lincoln to a French restaurant, where Yuzu and Lincoln kissed each other on the lips. She's also the cousin of Zuzu Boyle, and she hates that scooter-driving, mentally insane, heckling old goat, Scoots, with a burning passion. Get ready for an Apple Filled Race of fun as we race on an ocean planet made entirely out of pure apple cider and we're going to be in for one awesome battle as we face BRAD BUTTOWSKI Who is back for revenge on Kick and us for sending him to prison and we're going to make that buttface pay for what he said and did in the chapter we faced him in.
see you next time.
