APPLE CIDER IS DELICIOUS
Walking through Cloud City, in the skies of the planet Bespin was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Leif, Camie (One Piece). Sky, Bridge, Z and Sydney and Condiment King, Big Cheese, Hades Fungal Beast Mold, Suika Monster, Clawbster and Sergeant Weenie Arms and we were there for another awesome rescue.
Zuria: Wow! So this is Cloud City of Bespin?
Me: Yep. This is where i got the idea for our Space Prisons.
Nico: It's a really awesome idea too.
Eli: I'll say. But it's amazing that we are all the way up above the clouds of Bespin. It's amazing up here.
Xenia: It sure is.
Camie: And also this is where Luke Skywalker took on Darth Vader and he lost his arm.
Me: And he also learned one of the most shocking truths ever and that his Father, Anakin Skywalker who was also Darth Vader was alive after all this time.
Eli: That was so shocking.
Me: Yeah it sure was.
Nico: I'll never forget seeing that. That was really amazing.
Carol: It sure was.
Nico: Leif, I want to thank you, Condiment King, and your teams for coming.
Leif: Not a problem Nico. It's going to be awesome helping you all out.
Condiment King: And J.D. says that he has a really good feeling about who we'll face.
Nico: Yep.
Lola: But this is gonna be awesome too.
Zuria: How big is the planet Bespin?
Me: It's over 118,000 kilometers or 73321.8007 miles in diameter.
Zuria: Wow! So almost about the same size as Jupiter.
Me: Yeah that's right. Jupiter is 86,882 miles in diameter.
Qin: So Bespin is about 13,000 miles smaller than Jupiter. I would estimate that Bespin is about the same size as Saturn.
Lisa Loud: That is correct. And Saturn is 72,367 miles in diameter so it's 954 miles larger than that.
Zuria: Wow that is amazing!
Nico: It sure is. Out of all the planets of the battles with the Galactic Empire and the Sith that took place, Bespin is one of the most awesome.
Eli: Yep.
Nico: Camie, remember when we met you and your fellow mermaids?
Camie (One Piece): I sure do. That was before the Great War of Friendship. That was so cool.
Me: It sure was. And back then we met Luffy and his crew and saved many mermaids from one of Ruby and Remnant's most cowardly traitors.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: That was a weird adventure. But it was awesome.
Maria: It also involved a zombie invasion.
Me: Caused by a trifecta of evil from the Number Cards, A Dark Orb and the Aparoids.
Nico: Yeah a triple-whammy of darkness.
Camie the Mermaid: That's right.
Qin: Those mermaids all had ugly mouths like those of the Reapers that Blade destroyed.
Me: Those were disgusting!
Nico: Yeah they sure were!
Me: No kidding!
Zuria: I'll say! But yesterday's planeet was really tasty and awesome.
Nico: How much eggnog did you guys have?
Me: 3 glasses full of it.
Lincoln: It was really awesome and tasty.
Xenia: It sure was.
Nico: Boy that was awesome and that race was really awesome.
Me: Well there are many more of them coming. Bobbie Fletcher told me that there is a bunch of races in food planets all this week.
Nico: Wow! Looking forward to them.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Is Sasuke okay?
Me: He's much better now. He had a nasty hangover though. But this happens EVERY time he has egg nog. The guy likes Egg Nog.
Nico: (LAUGHS) That is funny.
Camie: It sure is. But I'm glad everyone had a good time in that race.
Lola: It sure was fun.
Applejack: Yeah that was a great race.
Nico: And we locked Berry up.
Me: We sure did.
Lola: Yeah that was so awesome and cool.
Varie: That monster gives all imaginary friends everywhere a bad name.
Carol: You got that right.
Camie: I have a feeling that the next villain we'll face will be a good one on the next planet we go to.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Oh guys I have news. I'll tell you guys when Marinette and Chloe get here.
Marinette and Chloe then arrived.
Marinette: Wow, Bespin and Cloud City is really an awesome planet!
Nico: It sure is. But, there's also another reason as to why we're here, and it's news that you're so not going to like, Marinette, same with you, Chloe. I got word from the prison warden at The Saturn Insane Asylum that Lila Rossi has escaped from prison, and she's here for one thing: Revenge on all of us!
We gasped.
Eli: That bitch is out of prison!
Me: That fucking, heartless bitch!
Chloe: I can't believe she's escaped again, I thought that...!
Lincoln: I thought so too, after A.J. transformed and she and I clobbered her, we threw her right back in her cell.
Me: That's right, Lincoln, and with two black eyes and missing teeth.
Applejack: Why, that rotten, no-good, psychotic snake in the grass! She's going to pay for this!
Marinette: She sure will, and I'm going to make sure that monster doesn't get away with everything that she did, she's going to receive the wrath of Joan of Arc for her crimes, and I'll send her right back to prison where she belongs.
Lincoln: Save some for us, Marinette!
Me: And this time with her face battered and bruised!
Joan of Arc then appears.
Joan of Arc: That's right, for her crimes against Paris and all of France, she deserves to suffer the Judgement of God.
Just then, Lincoln's Guardian Angels and the rest of his harem arrived and they have baseball bats and other blunt instruments. THEY'RE READY FOR A FULL-ON BEATDOWN ON LILA ROSSI!
Sabrina Lorelai: Uh oh, I can guess Winter told the others about Lila's escape.
Eman Reynolds: Since Winter absolutely hated her with a blazing passion, I can understand why.
Anna Anyanova: You said it.
Winter Icyin: (British Accent) As soon as Lila's escape hit my ears, we had to get baseball bats and our weapons, I can't wait to finally end her!
Lincoln: No, Winter, we're going to send her back to prison where she belongs, where she'll stay there until the day she dies.
Joan Delenney: That's correct, Lincoln. It's better that she suffers in prison forever until the day she dies, and then, God's Judgement will befall her when she heads for the Gates of St. Peter.
Joan of Arc: That's correct.
Me: That is true. But we're ready for her.
Nico: But for low, let's enjoy the sights while we still can.
We continued on to Cloud City and we were on high alert for Lila Rossi. Suddenly, a figure came right at Marinette and she tried to stab her, but Marinette and Chloe kicked the figure away and she lost the knife, and we saw who it was: it was Lila Rossi, but she's now completely insane!
Marinette: I should've known you'd show up again, Lie-La.
Chloe: (Smirks) And the homicidal look suits you, because it shows your true nature.
Lila Rossi: YOU STUPID BITCH, IF YOU HADN'T GOTTEN IN MY WAY, PARIS AND EVERY LAST ONE OF IT'S PATHETIC CITIZENS WOULD'VE BEEN LEFT BURNING IN FLAMES! YOU TOOK EVERYTHING AWAY FROM ME! I HATE ALL OF YOU, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, IIIIIIIII HHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEE YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!
Suddenly, our energy auras flared up extremely and we gained a massive power boost from her really extreme and insane hatred!
Nico: (Smirks) Hate us all you want, bitch, but in the end, your hatred makes us stronger!
Me: So many people have suffered all because of you Lila!
Eli: Yeah! You are a heartless bully and you don't give a flying fuck about anyone but yourself!
Marinette: And you deserved every last bit of karma for everything that you did.
Tikki: And now, it's payback time!
Marinette: Tikki Spots on! HA!
Marinette donned her Ladybug outfit!
Me: I've had it with you Lie-la!
I went Super Angel Wolf Moon Xelnaga!
Lila Rossi: WHAT!? You and your miraculous!?
Me: (Divine Wolf Moon Voice) Are now one. I've now mastered the power of the Spirit of the Wolf, merged my J.D. The Nocturnal Form and the Wolf Miraculous power inside me. We are now one. I am now a Wolf Moon Xelnaga.
Lila Rossi growled in ferociously seething and brutal rage!
Suddenly, Marinette's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a red and black polka-dotted energy aura with red flames, holy light, crosses, angels, and ladybugs, she unholstered her massive Sword of The Miraculous Celestial Union from her back, and as she approached Lila Rossi, she left red and black polka-dotted energy, red flames, holy light, crosses, angels, and ladybugs with every step.
Marinette: You've made our lives a living nightmare because of everything that you've done, Lila, and like I said, you deserved every last bit of bad karma that was coming your way because of your bad deeds. (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) But, you honestly don't know when to quit, you are nothing more than a headache that just won't go away and you've continued to cause havoc even in prison..., YOU'VE CROSSED ONE LINE FAR TOO MANY, AND NOW, I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU GET YOUR JUST DESSERTS AND YOU WILL BE SENT RIGHT BACK TO PRISON FOREVER, YOU EVIL, HEARTLESS, TWO-FACED, MURDEROUS, PSYCHOPATHIC BITCH FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HELL!
We gasped in shock at Marinette's fury.
Nico: Oh boy, now she's gone and done it.
Lincoln: She's angered one of Joan of Arc's many champions for the last time, and I thought what Jack tried to do to me and Joan wasn't bad enough. BRACE YOURSELVES! SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!
Lila Rossi: DDDDIIIIIEEEE!
Lila Rossi tried to stab Marinette, only for Chloe to come in and kick Lila Rossi hard in the stomach and punch her hard in the face and sent her flying back, giving her a black eye and missing teeth.
Chloe: Back off, scum.
Lincoln: Nice shot, Chloe. Now, hurry, get back, Marinette's going to explode!
Chloe came back and we all braced ourselves as Marinette screamed like a madwoman and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
There was a massive explosion of energy and power and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and black polka-dot energy with red fire, holy light, and crosses surrounding the vortex, there's a group of ladybugs, an army of angels, Joan of Arc, and the Ladybug Miraculous, Tikki, flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Marinette emerged, but she was changed forever.
(JOAN BY HEATHER DALE PLAYS)
Marinette grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her shoulder-length black hair with blue reflections tied back in pigtails, she has neon bright bluebell eyes and a red and black polka-dotted energy aura with red flames, holy light, crosses, angels, and ladybugs surrounding her, she has the Ladybug Miraculous, Tikki, and Joan of Arc emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on angel earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Light, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red gem embedded in gold flame links and red crystal links and a red ladybug-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is The Ladybug Miraculous, Tikki, with blue gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Light, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the pendant, Marinette has on her very dark gray blazer with rolled-up sleeves over her red and black polka-dotted jumpsuit, black pants with ladybugs, black knee-high high-heeled boots with red polka-dots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with ladybugs, holy light, and red flames on the coattails and on the back is The Ladybug Miraculous, Tikki, and Joan of Arc holding a cross in their hands. Suddenly, Marinette felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive red angel wings with black polka-dots on the red feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back, Marinette has on a Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand, and her Miraculous, Tikki, is also ready for action.
Suddenly, Marinette's massive Sword of The Miraculous Celestial Union and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red and black polka-dotted energy, red flames, holy light, crosses, angels, and ladybugs, and as it emerged, it was then transformed into Tikki's Miraculous Celestial Holy Archangel Greatsword of Joan of Arc's Heavenly Judgement and Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded black gems representing a ladybug's spots and The Ladybug Miraculous, Tikki, and Joan of Arc, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large red angel heads for the crossguard, large white angel face with red embedded gem on its forehead embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large red angel heads and a large red and black polka-dotted gem below the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Tikki's head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in her open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Tikki and Joan of Arc that said, "Marinette Dupain-Cheng Also Known as Ladybug, Brave Heroine of Paris, France, Friend and Student of Joan of Arc, Defender of Paris, Partner of The Ladybug Miraculous, Tikki, Loving Girlfriend of Adrien Aguste Also Known As Cat Noir, Loving Friend of Juleka Couffaine, Luka Couffaine, Zoe Lee, Alya Cesarre, Chloe Bourgeois, Rose, Jessica Keynes, Alix Kubdel, Nino, Gabriel Agreste, Emily Agreste, and Many, Leader of The Miraculous Celestial Union, Archenemy of Carl "Crusher" Creel Also Known As Absorbing Man, Destroyer of Hawk-Moth, The Akumatized Villains, and Lila Rossi, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Red Fire, Holy Light, Angels, and Ladybugs"
マリネット・デュパン・チェン てんとう虫としても知られ、フランス、パリの勇敢なヒロイン、ジャンヌ・ダルクの友人であり生徒、パリの守護者、てんとう虫のパートナー、ミラキュラス、ティッキ、エイドリアン・アグストの愛情深いガールフレンド、キャット・ノワールとしても知られる、ジュレカ・クフェイン、ルカ・クフェイン、ゾーイ・リー、アリア・セザール、クロエ・ブルジョワ、ローズ、ジェシカ・ケインズ、アリックス・クブデル、ニノ、ガブリエル・アグレステ、エミリー・アグレステ、そして多くの人、ミラキュラス・セレスティアル・ユニオンのリーダー、カール「クラッシャー」クリールの宿敵とも呼ばれる吸収する男として、ホークモス、アクマタイズされたヴィラン、リラ・ロッシの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、赤い火、聖なる光のマスター、天使、てんとう虫
Marinette has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-LADYBUG-ARCHANGEL-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA HOLY RED FIRESTORM MIRACULOUS LADYBUG ANGEL OF DIVINE MIRACULOUS CELESTIAL LADYBUG ARCHANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE MIRACULOUS CELESTIAL LADYBUG ARCHANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Marinette's Super Angel-Ladybug-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, but when Lila Rossi saw it, she screeched like an insane demon and she ran towards Marinette and tried to stab her again, but Marinette and Tikki fired two red and black polka-dotted energy blasts with red fire, angels, holy light, and ladybugs, and they sent Lila Rossi flying back yet again, this really pissed Lila Rossi off extremely badly and she was now beyond insane.
Nico: HOLY COW! MARINETTE'S TRANSFORMED! So awesome!
Marinette: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Red Firestorm Holy Archangel Miraculous Ladybug and Divine Miraculous Celestial Archangel Ladybug Love) Remember these words well, Lila Rossi, for they will be the last thing you'll ever hear. I am Judgement, And Judgement is Nigh!
The lights of Heaven shined down on Marinette and an angelic choir was heard singing, and this really pissed off Lila Rossi, who went after Marinette, but Marinette punched Lila Rossi hard in the eye right where Chloe punched her, and then, Marinette and Tikki fired powerful blasts of red and black polka-dotted energy, red fire, ladybugs, holy light, and angels at Lila Rossi, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and she also attacked Lila Rossi with her massive greatsword, and it left scars on her and she even slashed off Lila Rossi's hair and she screeched like the banshee that she really is. Marinette kicked and slashed her across her face with her sword and then slashed her across her chest!
Chloe: Oh man, Marinette's really tearing Lila to shreds!
Nico: You said it, you anger the Defender of Paris and Inheritor of Joan of Arc's Legacy, and you're in for some divine punishment.
Me: You will face the Divine Wrath of God!
Joan of Arc: That is correct.
Condiment King squirted ketchup into Lila's eyes.
It hit her in her eyes and burned her.
Me: Fear the Wolf!
I formed my scythe and fired blades of blue fire and they hit Lila and burned her.
Nico: Why Condiment King squirted ketchup in your eyes? Because since we're not killing you yet, it's the closest thing similar to blood!
Lila Rossi growled ferociously!
Lila Rossi: YOU MAKE ME SICK CHAN! I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN COME AFTER ALL YOU LOVE AND KILL THEM TOO!
We gasped!
Me: Now you just signed your death warrant!
Nico: When the day comes to kill you, I'm gonna have trouble deciding who gets the finishing blow!
Me: You, Marinette, Adrien and Chloe should do that Nico.
Winter Icyin: I agree. Don't leave us out of this. ANGELS ATTACK!
They went at Lila and then BASHED AND PULVERIZED HER INTO PULP!
BLAM SMASH WHAM BLANG WHAM!
Nico: WHOA!
They bashed her all over with baseball bats and clubs and aluminum bats!
Zocks: (grabs Lila by the hair) You shot my girlfriend's dad. Time to make you pay.
He then smashed her face into the floor.
Billy then came.
Billy: DOGPILE ON LILA!
Billy then smashed her face into the floor repeatedly and laughed!
Me: Get her Billy!
Qin: YEAH!
Joan Delenney: I brought Billy with us to relieve some steam from everything that happened.
Me: Thanks Joan.
Nico: Winter, here's some dynamite with your bat.
Winter: Why?
Nico: No reason. I thought it would look cool.
Winter: Okay.
Winter lit the fuse.
Nico: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
She hit the stick and Zocks and everyone got out of the way and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
It exploded and burned her all over.
Marinette: Take that Lie-la!
Nico: Think it's time to wrap this up.
Me: I agree there.
Then, Marinette laid a nasty hard punch to Lila's face and knocked her out, and she fired a red and black polka-dotted energy blast, which transformed into a red and black polka-dotted energy straitjacket and chains and wrapped itself around Lila Rossi, so she couldn't escape. Marinette holsters her massive greatsword on her back and powered down, and Marinette's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive red and black polka-dotted angel wings are permanent.
Lila Rossi: NO! NO, NO, NO! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING FOR ME AGAIN, MY REVENGE, WASTED!
Me: Sheesh you bitch get a life.
Nico: Because, you deserved it, Lila. And you should count yourself lucky we're not going to kill you.
Lincoln: It's better that you suffer forever in prison, but for that little stunt you pulled in escaping from prison again, your punishment is about to be even more unbearable.
Then, Lincoln fired lightning blasts at Lila Rossi and really gave her a nasty shock to her system, and we saw her skeleton as she was being electrocuted. When he was done, Lila was left still shaking due to the electric shock Lincoln gave her. But, before Lila Rossi could scream at us again, Marinette had her beamed back to The Saturn Insane Asylum, this time, to an isolated cell in The Super-Maximum Security Wing, where she was chained to the wall with Neutronium and rainbow energy chains, and this time, she will stay there until the day she dies.
Nico: Take that!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: That's not going to be the last time we see her though. If she ever comes back we'll be ready for her. This time we're hoping that all the Miraculous Users will transform.
Nico: Yep. Now the next Another Omnitrix Alien should be close.
My Omnitrix beeped.
My Omnitrix: Corrupted Panuncian DNA Detected.
Albedo turned into Negative Panuncian.
Negative Panuncian: We really have been slacking off in fighting Another Omnitrix Aliens.
Me: We sure have.
Eli: But it's close.
Then a figure jumped over us and landed in front of us and it was a black version of a Panuncian! It was ANOTHER PANUNCIAN!
Me: WHOA! This Splixson's natural predator of Hathor.
Qin: Yeah!
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Another Panuncian: (In a girls voice) But it's awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: (GASP) That voice. Vanessa Livingston!?
Another Panuncian: I missed you J.D.
Me: Same here.
Nico: You know her J.D.?
Me: I sure do. She is someone that I gave my heart to and saved her life. It's how I discovered that I had immortality and invincibility and why my organs can regenerate.
Nico: Wow! What happened?
Me: It's a really dark story. 13 years ago, Vanessa's parents were 2 of the most dangerous psychotic serial killers that ever terrorized the country and they were executed for capital murder. Her school life was just as bad and she was a girl that was ignored all the time at school and turned into an outcast. But one person NEVER ignored her and that was me. I saved her from a life of loneliness. And then that's when she nearly did and I did a very selfless deed in saving her life too. Some crazy nutjob kid who lost his parents by the hands of her parents stabbed her in the heart with a knife and she was rushed to the hospital and her life was hanging by a thread. To save her life she needed a heart transplant. But with a waiting list over a mile long I decided to sacrifice my heart to her and saved her life.
Everyone gasped!
Negative Panunciam: Your own school ignored you?!
Another Panuncian: Yes. It was because I was the daughter of serial killers and they all thought I was going to be like them.
Lincoln: I'll be right back!
He teleported back to Earth and then came back with Sarah Tinsley the Elemental HERO Chaos Neos Gene-slammer.
Me: That is just absolute bullshit Vanessa. Your parents were pure evil incarnate and the blood of those people are on THEIR hands and theirs alone and not yours.
Lincoln: And I have someone here who knows what you went through.
Sarah came forward.
Sarah Tinsley: Vanessa I know how you feel. Like you I went through the same horrific ordeal like you did. My school hated my guts because my father is a dangerous psychotic serial killer and everyone turned against me because they thought I was going to turn out like him.
Me: It's a very ugly story.
Nico: (gets out Ranamon's Ridewatch) But let's get started, shall we?
Me: Before we do that we have to know. Vanessa did Swartz promise you anything?
Nico: Oh right the mandatory question for my rescue.
Another Panuncian: Well he promised to banish my evil parents to the Black Gates if I could destroy the Zi-O Kamen Riders for him. But you guys killed Swartz already before and I knew he was lying to me.
Me: Looks like that's out of the question for you then. But we'll save you from this monster.
Nico: Yep. Okay now I can help. (ACTIVATES RANAMON'S RIDEWATCH)
(SAILING OVER THE DOGGER BANK PLAYS)
Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WATER AND SAILING COMPASSES SWIRLED AROUND HIM)
Sailin' over the Dogger Bank: Oh, wasn't it a treat?
Wind a-blowing east-nor'-east, we had to give a shit!
You ought to see us runnin' the wind a-blowin' free
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby
Watch out, twigger, she's a proper ju-be-ju
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip we're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin', the wind a-blowin' free
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby!
Our captain he's a Shanghai roush, he loves a pint of good ale
Our mate he is a road stone-inspector, been seen in many's a jail
Our third mate he's a bush ranger, he comes from the African Isle
And take a look at our old cook it gets the bugger wild!
Watch out, twigger, she's a proper ju-be-ju
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip we're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin', the wind a-blowin' free
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby!
Watch out, twigger, as down the street she came
High heels and painted toes, Jenny is on the game
Jenny is one of your flash girls, can't she cut a shine?
She can do the double shuffle on the Knickerbocker line!
Watch out, twigger, she's a proper ju-be-ju
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip we're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin', the wind a-blowin' free
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby!
We are the boys to make a noise when we come home from sea
We get right drunk, we roll on the floor, we have a jubilee- Eee!
We get right drunk and full of beer, we roll all over the floor
And when our rent it is all spent we go to sea for more
Watch out, twigger, she's a proper ju-be-ju
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip we're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin', the wind a-blowin' free
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby!
He danced and fired waves of water and smashed down Another Panuncian and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
She was back to normal and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
I went over to Vanessa and picked her up and she had blonde hair and had purple and black clothes that were really torn up. She had s scar on her chest where they saved her life with my heart.
Vanessa Livingston: (GROANS) What happened? What a headache.
Me: But you're back to normal.
I brought her over.
Negative Panuncian turned into Negative Ultimate Rath.
Negative Ultimate Rath: LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, LIVINGSTON PARENTS! IF YOU TWO COME BACK, ULTIMATE RATH WILL DESTROY YOU!
Me: YOU TELL THEM ALBEDO!
Qin: YEAH!
Maria: Boy you went through a nightmare.
Vanessa looked at Maria and then she hugged her and cried hard at the terrible nightmare she had to endure at the hands of her evil and psychotic parents.
Nico: Poor girl.
Qin: Yeah.
Maria: It's going to be okay.
Me: She went through hell.
Lola: Poor girl.
But then my Kyutama for Cassiopeia the Queen started glowing.
Me: My Kyutama for Cassiopeia is reacting to something.
Nico: That means the next Another Undead Zodiarts is near.
Nico: Who's turn is it today?
Me: Uhh. Nobody's actually. We don't have that many people marked for Cassiopeia the Queen.
Lola: That stinks.
Camie (MHA): Yeah but I will volunteer.
Me: Go for it Camie.
Then a figure came out and it looked like a mixture of Hana Natsuki, Heat Dopant, Astronema and Necrolai. It was ANOTHER CASSIOPEIA UNDEAD ZODIARTS!
Me: WHOA! This one is smoking hot.
Nico: Yeah no kidding
May: And you are?
Another Cassiopeia Undead Zodiarts: (Giggles) J.D. knows me.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and it was a girl with blond hair and was in a yellow sailor soldier uniform.
Me: (GASP) Beverly Vespina A.K.A. Sailor Bespin!
May: The Sailor Soldier for the planet Bespin!?
Qin: Wow!
Sailor Bespin: But it's good to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here Bev.
Nico: You know her?
Me: I sure do. Bev was born here on Cloud City and was sent to Earth in the future for her own protection because of the war. But she is my friend from Chemistry Class and she knows all about chemicals and how they react. She is also a very powerful fighter and she is really strong too. She lifted up a huge Sumo Wrestler that weighed over 600 pounds with ease and threw him right into the wall.
Sailor Bespin: That was cool.
Nico: Wow! That is impressive!
Lola: Yeah it sure is.
Maria: You must be very strong.
Sailor Bespin: I sure am. I can easily lift up 10,000 to 250,000 pounds.
Nico: WOW!
Laney: You're one of the strongest Sailor Soldiers we know next to Sailor Jupiter!
Nico: Yeah!
Sailor Bespin: I get that all the time.
Me: Yep.
Sailor Bespin: I saw your fights with Lila and Another Panuncian and that was crazy. I can't believe that Lila is that evil and Vanessa went through that level of pain and evil.
Maria: I know, right?!
Qin: Yeah that was horrible!
Nico: Yeah.
Camie: Sorry we have to fight but it's to save you.
Sailor Bespin: I understand.
She transformed back into Another Cassiopeia Undead Zodiarts and Camie fired waves of energy and smashed her down and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
She was back to normal and I caught the Rouse Card and the Zodiarts Switch. The Rouse Card had the stars and symbol of Cassiopeia the Queen and a picture of a queen on it.
Me: Cool.
The Zodiarts Switch glowed and formed into armbands for those marked with Cassiopeia the Queen.
Nico: Cool!
I picked her up and brought her over.
Nico: One more to go.
Eli: And I sense that it's here.
But then…
SPLAT!
Nico got hit in the face with a mustard blast.
Nico spat out the mustard.
Nico: Okay, who's the wiseass?!
Eli: I think that guy is!
We saw a dark version of Condiment King! It was Another CONDIMENT KING!
Condiment King: Another version of me!
Qin: Boy this one is going to be SAUCY! (LAUGHS) Get it?
We laughed!
Me: (LAUGHS) Good one Qin!
Nico: Luan would be proud.
Another Condiment King: (In a girls voice) (Thai Accent) That was a good one.
Me: (GASP) Gamon Ayutthaya!
Another Condiment King: It's good to see you again J.D.
Me: And this is very fitting for you too.
Nico: You know her?
Me: I sure do. Gamon is a sauce guru I know from Bangkok, Thailand and she is a great master of sauces and makes any kind of sauce ever known. She taught me how to make my own sauces and she even taught me her arts of sauce-fu. And she has the powers of sauces and knows how to use sauce powers too. She is really powerful and can drench villains in any kind of sauce ever known.
Nico: Wow! So she is the one that taught you how to make some of your hot sauces and many more.
Me: Yep.
Qin: That is cool!
Another Condiment King: Yep. J.D. is one of the best sauce masters next to me.
Kaito: (gets out Fiveman Gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Turboranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Another Condiment King: Just to expand my knowledge of sauces and to know sauces of other planets.
Me: We can easily do that for you. We went to many planets all over the universe and picked up tons of things on our adventures whether it's food or experiences or anything.
Another Condiment King: I can tell. I knew that Swartz was lying to me.
Me: He lied to everyone. Sorry we have to fight like this.
Another Condiment King: No worries. Come at me and don't hold back.
She fired a blast of insanely spicy super nuclear hot Curry Sauce and it went into Nico's mouth and then…
(ALARM BELLS AND FIREHOUSE SIRENS!)
Nico ran around with fire and steam coming out of his ears and mouth and Maria drenched him and smoke came out of his mouth.
Nico: Aaah! Geez! That was intense.
Another Condiment King: My latest creation, Dragon's Breath Atomic Curry Sauce.
Me: Awesome!
Kaito got a Fiveman Sword and Zocks got a Turbo Sword!
Me: Boy that was Muy Caliente!
Nico: It sure was.
Sougo: (gets out Time Force Ridewatch) That's hot!
Geiz: (gets out Live Ridewatch) But we're hotter!
Sougo got TimeForceRedArmor while Geiz got LiveArmor.
Another Condiment King: Taste this too.
She fired a blast of blue sauce into Nico's mouth and he swallowed it.
Nico: Whoa! That was…
But then Nico got drunk instantly!
Me: Oh boy! I hope that's not what I think it was!
Another Condiment King: That is my Romulan Ale Blueberry Jam Sauce.
We gasped!
Me: Whoa! Romulan Ale is really POTENT stuff.
Nico: (Slurred speech) (To me) Oh look who it is! Mr. I-Know-Everything-About-Nothing! Come here you son of a bitch!
He threw a punch at me and I dodged it.
Nico hugged me and started crying.
Nico: (Crying) Why do you close your eyes when we make love!? (CRYING)
Me: Okay you need a nap mister!
May: I got this.
May had Nico go to sleep.
Me: I'll use the ridewatches from him in the time being.
Nico's clone then appeared.
Nico Clone: Nico made me in case this happened.
Me: Very smart thinking. Boy Nico is gonna be really feeling that when he wakes up.
Nico Clone: No shit.
Lola: Yeah he'll have a block of ice on his head for hours.
Qin: Yep.
Me: Time for this. (ACTIVATES CONDIMENT KING'S RIDEWATCH)
I fired waves of Horseradish Sauce and it hit Another Condiment King and drenched her.
Qin: YEAH! Top this! (ACTIVATES CONDIMENT KING'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of Garlic Alfredo Cheese Sauce and drenched her.
Camie: Boy this is getting saucy!
Me: It sure is! How about this one. (ACTIVATES BIG CHEESE'S RIDEWATCH) Plug your noses guys.
I fired a wave of limburger cheese sauce and drenched her.
LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN!
Nico clone: (gets out Condiment King's Ridewatch) Hey, save some for me!
Nico's clone then activated it and fired waves of Thai Curry sauce and smashed down Another Condiment King.
Me: Very fitting for her too.
Qin: Yep.
Nico clone: (gets out Big Cheese's Ridewatch) Boss really likes cheese.
Me: You better believe he does! Can't get enough of the stuff.
Qin: Yep.
Nico's clone activated it and fired cheese wheels made of cheddar and smashed down Another Condiment King.
Me: That one is too GOUDA to pass up! (RIMSHOT)
Everyone laughed at my joke!
Xenia: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!
May: (gets out Hades Fungal Beast Mold's Ridewatch) My turn!
She activated it and punched the ground and huge mushrooms grew and smashed down Another Condiment King.
Me: Whoa! These are NOT the kinds of mushrooms we would want to eat.
Lola: No way. I wouldn't touch these with a ten foot pole.
She fired waves of fire and burned them into ashes.
Nico's clone: Good.
Suika Monster: Next will be me and J.D. that was awesome using my Vistamp yesterday.
Me: It was really cool firing those watermelons like that.
Nico's Clone: That was genius too.
May: It sure was. (ACTIVATES SUIKA MONSTER'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of melons and they hit Another Condiment King and bashed her in the stomach and the face!
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!
Maria: (gets out Clawbster's Ridewatch) I'm next!
She activated it and got Clawbster's pinchers and then she fired waves of energy and smashed her down!
Qin: NOW That one puts you in a PINCH!
We laughed!
Me: (LAUGHS) Good one! Here's a funny one! Gamon lets do that thing with Heimlich and Francis.
Another Condiment King: Okay! (Sucks Ketchup) Bubba all gone! BABY WANTS PIE!
I had a huge pie made with berries and cherries in my hands.
Me: Pie? She asked for it! Should I give it to her?
Eli: YEAH! GIVE HER PIE! GIVE HER PIE!
Then…
KRASPLAT!
I smashed the pie into her face and it splattered all over Apple Bloom and Nico's Clone.
We laughed hysterically!
Eli: That always cracks me up!
Maria: (LAUGHS) That was funny! Try these weenies! (ACTIVATES SERGEANT WEENIE ARMS RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of weenies and smashed her all over!
Then out came The Springfield Mafia and their team and it had Springfield Mafia, U.A. Carnage, Greasers, Pizza the Kid, Hair Razor And Barbed Wire Org.
Nico clone: Nice team, Springfield Mafia!
Fat Tony: Thanks. Now lets show her some business.
Louie: You're gonna be drinking sauce through a straw!
Me: Top this! (ACTIVATES PIZZA THE KID'S RIDEWATCH)
I got his cactus ball blasters and fired them all over and they hit Another Condiment King.
OUCH!
Me: And Pizza the Kid?
Pizza the Kid: Yes?
I blasted him all over the place with Cactus Balls and he was in a lot of pain from them!
Me: That's for blasting us 2 years ago. Now we're even.
One Piece Camie: My turn!
She activated Big Cheese's Ridewatch and threw numerous cheese wheels made of Swiss Cheese and smashed her down.
Me: Oh yeah!
Lola: Yeah!
Maria: I hope the next Gene-slammer is close.
May: Me too.
But then we felt rumbling and it felt like an earthquake.
Me: What the? An Earthquake?
Nico's Clone: That can't be right. Bespin is a gas giant planet and it doesn't have any solid ground.
Then a crack formed into in the metal floor and popping out of it was a DUGTRIO!
Me: WHOA! A Dugtrio!
Fat Tony: Are you three people?
Dugtrio: (In 3 Girls voices) Yes we are.
Nico's Clone: Wow the Gaia Triplets. Guys meet Kira, Katie and Kat Gaia.
Kira Gaia: Awesome to meet you guys.
Katie Gaia: Let us take care of things here before we can talk.
Kat Gaia: We won't be long.
They fired waves of crystal energy and the blast hit Another Condiment King and knocked her down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and it was for Leif. I went over to Gamon and she was a girl with black hair and black clothes and had purple eyes.
Gamon Ayutthaya: (GROANS) What a headache.
Me: But you're back to normal.
I brought her over.
Me: Boy that was three girls in one rescue.
Xenia: No kidding there!
Nico: But that was awesome.
One Piece Camie: What are your favorite memories of Nico?
Kira Gaia: Well we have a lot of them. But mostly before we met Nico we were friends with Mandy and Billy. And we hate and loathe Sperg with a vengeance but hate Mindy infinitely more.
Me: Welcome to our world. We hate Mindy just as much. Always calling everyone losers.
Xenia: Yeah she needs to rot in prison.
Lola: Yeah.
Kira Gaia: Also our favorite memories are in earth science class.
Katie Gaia: This one time we went with Nico to a diamond mine and we found a massive vein of diamonds in it and Nico mined them and gave them to us and made us filthy rich.
Kat Gaia: Yeah he sure did. Our family became the richest ever in the city of Endsville. We also helped Billy and Mandy on many of their adventures.
Me: Billy and Mandy have done a lot of amazing things not just in Endsville but with us too.
Nico's Clone: Yep. First lets get you guys back to normal.
Kira Gaia: Okay but we're naked.
Me: Oh boy.
I put on my blind man glasses.
Nicole: Anyone peeks at them and I will kill you!
Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)
The popped out of the floor and everyone covered their eyes.
Out of the Dugtrio body came 2 blobs that formed into humanoid shapes.
They formed into 2 girls and they were back to normal and they were three girls that had brown hair and purple eyes and the fashion brigade made them matching brown dresses and clothes and they had 3 crystal colors on them for each of them. Kira's was dark blue, Katie's was light blue and Kat's was purple.
Kat Gaia: Wow these are beautiful.
Katie Gaia: Wow we all have the same dresses and clothes.
Nico Clone: You sure do.
Nico's clone hugged them.
Nico's Clone: I've missed you girls.
Gaia Triplets: We did to Nico.
We went back home and told everyone what happened and more.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Rip, Green Heart, White Heart, Purple Heart, and Compa are heading back to Dark World for Day 16 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the two girls here, but Silvia Excelsior is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Warlord Greatsword of Sillva, Warlord of Dark World.
And we're also going to destroy Andrei, the Sabbat Archbishop of Los Angeles and the secondary antagonist of the 2004 video game, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're back in Dark World for Day 16 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the two girls here, but Silvia Excelsior is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Warlord Greatsword of Sillva, Warlord of Dark World.
Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) That's right, and since she was Gene-Slammed into Sillva, Warlord of Dark World, it's perfect for her, and we're also going to destroy Andrei, the Sabbat Archbishop of Los Angeles.
Brittney: Ugh, not him again.
Nicole: Should've known he'd be here, I may know a lot of video game villains, but this is one villain that Brittney has a grudge against. But, you know what this means, Brittney, if Andrei is here, then that must mean...!
Brittney: If it's who you're about to say, Nicole, then, we're in for one bloody battle later on after the main mission today.
Nico: Uh oh, looks like another old enemy of Brittney's past has also come back.
Me: Looks like we're in for one wild story later on today.
Lincoln: You got that right, J.D., and I want to thank your team for coming with us, Lana.
Lana: You bet, Lincoln, this is going to be awesome.
Suddenly, Lincoln saw the timer on his right large gold cuff Bracelet of The Champion of the Universe, and we saw that the Hummingbird Nazca Line and Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu were now glowing.
Lincoln: And another day down means that Audrey's life is already growing shorter. Now, let's head to Sillva, Warlord of Dark World's shrine.
We continued on and arrived at Sillva, Warlord of Dark World's shrine, and then, the rainbow iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed, and the doors opened and we entered, and we saw a massive demonic looking greatsword floating in the center and with dark light shining down on it: The Demonic Darkness Warlord Greatsword of Sillva, Warlord of Dark World, a powerful demonic massive greatsword with silver gems embedded in the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black demon heads for the crossguard, large silver gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large demon heads and a large silver gem on the bottom of the demon heads for the pommel.
Rarity: My word, is that...?
Lincoln: The Demonic Darkness Warlord Greatsword of Sillva, Warlord of Dark World, that sure is one scary looking demonic greatsword.
Silvia Excelsior: You said it, and it's perfect for me.
Suddenly, we saw Ghostrick Nekomusume and Mozarta the Melodious Maestra, and with them are the two girls.
Nico: Wow, Ghostrick Nekomusume and Mozarta the Melodious Maestra.
Ghostrick Nekomusume: (Japanese Accent) That's right.
Mozarta the Melodious Maestra: And we got the girls away from that vampire bishop, Andrei.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Those voices, Makoto Haruki and Yuzu Boyle, it's so awesome to see you both again, but we'll talk later, we still got Andrei to take care of.
?: Brittney Knudson, you will pay for ruining the Sabbat's plans to destroy the world of man!
Brittney: I knew there was no mistaking that voice. Show yourself, Andrei.
We then saw our target, Andrei, the Sabbat Bishop of Los Angeles.
Brittney: Andrei, I should've known I'd run into you here.
Andrei: Now, I will see to it that you and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm shall die here and now!
Silvia Excelsior: We've already dealt with Count Dracula yesterday, and he was a nightmare, but you, you're not leaving this place alive, Andrei!
Silvia Excelsior went up and grabbed The Demonic Darkness Warlord Greatsword of Sillva, Warlord of Dark World. Suddenly, Silvia Excelsior's pink eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a black and dark purple energy aura with darkness, demons, and dark magic, she unholsters her massive Sillva, Warlord of Dark World's Demon Greatsword of Darkness Warlord Justice from her back, and as she approached Andrei, she left black and dark purple energy, darkness, demons, and dark magic with every step.
Silvia Excelsior: I will never forgive you for the crimes that you and the entire Tzimisce Clan have committed against mankind, Andrei, your accursed faction have caused enough trouble for mankind, and now, I will see to it that you and your entire vampire clan are destroyed forever.
Suddenly, Silvia Excelsior was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and dark purple energy with dark magic and darkness surrounding it, there's an army of demons and Sillva, Warlord of Dark World flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Silvia Excelsior emerged, but she was changed forever.
(NIGHT WRAITHS BY NOX ARCANA PLAYS)
Silvia Excelsior grew from 6'11" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long flowing dark purple hair, she has neon pink eyes and a black and dark purple energy aura with demons, darkness, and dark magic surrounding her, she has Sillva, Warlord of Dark World emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with dark purple iris, she has on demon earrings with dark purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Sillva, Warlord of Dark World with dark purple gems for the eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant, along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark purple gems on the gold lightning bolt links and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Silvia Excelsior has on a sleeveless dark purple open blouse, sleeveless black midriff top, black skirt, purple stockings, purple heeled sneakers, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, demons, and dark magic on the coattails and on the back is Sillva, Warlord of Dark World surrounded by demons, darkness, and dark magic on the back. Suddenly, Silvia Excelsior felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive pitch black angel wings with dark purple tips, grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long dark purple wolf tails, Silvia Excelsior has on a Ring of The Phoenix with dark purple gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Silvia Excelsior's massive Sillva, Warlord of Dark World's Demon Greatsword of Darkness Warlord Justice and The Demonic Darkness Warlord Greatsword of Sillva, Warlord of Dark World and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and dark purple energy, darkness, demons, and dark magic, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sillva, Warlord of Dark World's Demonic Darkness Warlord Greatsword of Dark Magic Warlord Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded silver gems and Sillva, Warlord of Dark World, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged, midnight black blade, large midnight black demon heads for the crossguard, large dark purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black demon heads with silver gems for eyes and a large dark purple gem on the bottom of the demon heads for the pommel, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with dark purple gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Sillva, Warlord of Dark World's head with dark purple gems for eyes and a large dark purple gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large Destroyer of The Church of Necrom grimoire, rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark purple kanji below Sillva, Warlord of Dark World that said, "Silvia Excelsior, Gene-Slammer of Sillva, Warlord of Dark World, Loving Older Sister of Isabella Excelsior, Powerful Angel of Darkness, Powerful Member of The Dark World Goth Girls, Powerful Master of The Dark Arts and The Occult, Dear Friend of Nicholette Torrington, Giselle Harrington, Scarlet Rosenburg, Renee Ravenclaw, Helena Hufflepuff, Elizabeth Gryffindor, Selene Slytherin, Zennia Nikolaevna, Griselda Huffington, Laniya Guillermo, Camie Nicholetta, Bertha Sellington, Celine Wendova, Chloe Terryington, Rhonda Jekyll, Connie Jackelstein, and Clara St. Clarice, Loving Future Wife and Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Cruella DeVil, Destroyer of Douglas Moreau of The Church of Necrom, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Demons, and Dark Magic"
シルビア・エクセルシオール、シルバのジーン・スラマー、ダーク・ワールドのウォーロード、イザベラ・エクセルシオールの愛する姉、強力な闇の天使、ダーク・ワールド・ゴス・ガールズの強力なメンバー、ダーク・アーツとオカルトの強力なマスター、ニコレット・トリントンの親愛なる友人、ジゼル・ハリントン、スカーレット・ローゼンバーグ、レニー・レイブンクロー、ヘレナ・ハッフルパフ、エリザベス・グリフィンドール、セレーネ・スリザリン、ゼニア・ニコラエヴナ、グリセルダ・ハフィントン、ラニヤ・ギレルモ、ケイミー・ニコレッタ、ベルタ・セリントン、セリーヌ・ウェンドヴァ、クロエ・テリントン、ロンダ・ジキル、コニー・ジャッケルスタイン、クララ・セント.クラリス、愛する未来の妻、リンカーン・ラウドの守護天使、クルエラ・デビルの大敵、ネクロム教会のダグラス・モローの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、および闇と悪魔と闇の魔法のマスター
Silvia Excelsior has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DEMON-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS SILLVA DEMON WARLORD DARK WORLD DEMONIC ANGEL OF DEMONIC SILVER DARK WORLD JUSTICE AND DIVINE DEMON SILVER WARLORD DARK WORLD LOVE!
We were amazed by Silvia Excelsior's Super Angel-Demon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Andrei saw it, the vampire went mad with rage and rushed at Silvia Excelsior to kill her, but Silvia Excelsior fired a powerful black and dark purple energy blast with darkness, demons, and dark magic at Andrei, and it sent him flying out of the shrine and we follow out, he got up, but he was really angry now.
Nicholette Torrington: Whoa, Silvia Excelsior has transformed into her Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form, awesome!
Lincoln: You got that right, Nicholette, and now, we're going to put a stop to this vampire's rampage, and Silvia, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Silvia Excelsior: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Dark World Silver Demon Warlord and Divine Demon Warlord Dark World Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to this evil monster once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Silvia.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Silvia Excelsior.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Buffalo Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) There's no way we're letting a monster like you live any longer, Andrei, you and your twisted clan shall meet your demise here and now.
Silvia Excelsior and Lincoln went after Andrei, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and dark purple energy, dark magic, crosses, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, fairies, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, and Mermaids at Andrei, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they also attacked him with slashes from their massive greatswords, and slashes from Lincoln's claws, and he drew more blood.
Nicole: Man, those two are really roughing him up.
Me: You said it, let's join in and really rough this monster up.
TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Rip, Green Heart, White Heart, Purple Heart, Compa, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Andrei, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Silvia Excelsior, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Sillva, Warlord of Dark World's Demonic Warlord Darkness Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's black with dark purple flames on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and Sillva, Warlord of Dark World surrounded by darkness etched on the sides, and a silver gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Silvia Excelsior fired blasts of rainbow energy, black and dark purple energy, and elemental forces at Andrei and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and really knocked him down.
Then, Lincoln ran at Andrei and he put the Tzimisce in a brutal bear hug so he couldn't escape, and as he sank his fangs into Andrei's neck, he began sucking out his blood and absorbing him into his body through his skin and assimilating his powers and abilities. Then, as soon as Lincoln was done, an energy card with Andrei's soul fired out from Lincoln's massive greatsword, and the Judgement Kanji appeared on his forehead and he was sent to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Silvia Excelsior's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long dark purple wolf tails, and massive pitch black angel wings are permanent.
Silvia Excelsior: Your days of causing havoc are done, Andrei. Thanks for helping me destroy that evil Sabbat, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Silvia.
Suddenly, Silvia Excelsior wrapped her arms around Lincoln's massive wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Silvia Excelsior's face, they deeply kissed passionately as Silvia Excelsior's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's massive, wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Demon, and Sillva, Warlord of Dark World flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and demons flying behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Silvia Excelsior came back to us as the display and Sillva, Warlord of Dark World vanished.
Nicholette Torrington: Another evil vampire was made into a meal by our resident Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg hybrid angel hero, but this does mean one thing: if what we saw was indeed true, then this means, we're now coming face to face with the clans of Vampire: The Masquerade.
Lincoln: It sure looks like it, Nicholette.
Brittney: I never thought I'd run into any of them again, but this is bad.
Nicole: Big time bad, some of the vampire clan sects from the game are a threat to humanity, and as we've seen, Andrei is one vampire who desires to take over Los Angeles, and then, the world.
Lincoln: Which is why The Tzimisce Clan are going to die here and now.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes turned blood red, and he started killing every member of the Tzimisce Clan and the Sabbat Organization and sending their souls to The Black Gates, and his blood red eyes change back to deep sapphire blue as soon as the job was done.
Lincoln: That should do it, but I know what I did to the Tzimisce Clan and the Sabbat Organization will eventually reach the other vampire clans, and it'll lead to us getting involved, but you know what, let them come, I will rip every last one of them to shreds and feed on their blood, they're nothing but prey and I am their worst nightmare!
Nicole: Oh man, the clans of Vampire: The Masquerade are in big trouble now.
Me: Big time.
Lincoln: I'm not going to be nice to any of them, they've already proven to be a threat to mankind, so I have to respond in kind by being a threat to them. (To Makoto Haruki and Yuzu Boyle) And it's so good to see you again, Makoto Haruki and Yuzu Boyle.
Makoto Haruki reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing orange hair and orange cat ears on top of her head and orange cat tail, yellow eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Ghostrick Nekomusume, and she's dressed in a black sleeveless open blouse, orange sleeveless midriff top, black skirt, black pants, black knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and cats on the coattails and Ghostrick Nekomusume on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Ghostrick Nekomusume-themed greatsword with Ghostrick Nekomusume etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large black cat heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large black cat heads and a large orange gem on the bottom of the large black jackal heads for the pommel.
And Yuzu Boyle reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing silver hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful silver angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Mozarta the Melodious Maestra, and she's dressed in a beautiful red dress, black pants, black knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with music notes and light on the coattails and Mozarta the Melodious Maestra on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Mozarta the Melodious Maestra-themed greatsword with Mozarta the Melodious Maestra etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large fairy heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large fairy heads and a large red gem on the bottom of the large fairy heads for the pommel.
Makoto Haruki: (Japanese Accent) You too, Lincoln, and it's also good to see you, Claire, Ramona Alucard, Aisha, Sarah, Winter, Ramona Qingzhao, Autumn, Mary, Dina, and Tiana again, Ursula.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal, Ramona Alucard, Sarah Dullahan, Claire Allaire, Aisha Arian, Winter Icyin, Ramona Qingzhao, Autumn Aluma, Mary Adelberte, Dina Mabrouk, and Tiana Masina: You too,
Yuzu Boyle: It's been such a long time since we last met, and it's also good to see you again, Luna.
Luna: You too, Yuzu.
Lincoln went up to Makoto Haruki and Yuzu Boyle and he hugged them, and Makoto Haruki and Yuzu Boyle were very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and they had atomic red blushes on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Makoto Haruki: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and eleven massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new.
Yuzu Boyle: You said it, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nicole: Wow, Lincoln, you know these two, and I can also suspect Yuzu knows Luna?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, the Ghostrick Nekomusume Gene-Slammer is Makoto Haruki, she's my Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Gym. She's a Nekomusume and she was born with the powers of darkness and she knew of me being a vampire-werewolf-cyborg hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. She's been known to attract cats because of her cat features, and she also knows how to tame bad cats.
Nicole: Whoa, now that's what I call cat power!
Ronnie Anne: Yep, but the one group of bad cats that don't want to be tamed by her are those Alley cats from Great Lakes City and she really hates them for always attacking me and my family.
Me: Sheesh, so out of all the cats she can tame, those mangy alley cats from Great Lakes City are the only exception.
Lincoln: Yep. Plus, she's protected me from the bullies at school and Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and she's not afraid to fight and get dirty. This one time, I made her a beautiful gold necklace with a cat pendant, and she loved it so much, she hugged and kissed me and I returned it. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and she hates Flip with a burning passion and wants nothing more than to shred that mutant to shreds.
Brittney gave Makoto Haruki the ring for The Goths of Darkness, and she put it on her right ring finger.
Lincoln: And the Mozarta the Melodious Maestra Gene-Slammer is Yuzu Boyle, she's my Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in music. She moved to Michigan from Japan, and when she and I met, we started playing musical instruments when we were six years old, and since then, we still play musical instruments with mastery.
Luna: Yep, plus, Yuzu's beautiful singing really complimented Lincoln's singing. Those two even helped me, Sam, Sully, and Mazzy with performing music, and to show thanks, I took Yuzu and Lincoln to a French Restaurant, where Yuzu and Lincoln kissed each other on the lips.
Nicole: Now, that's really awesome!
Lincoln: Yep, plus, Yuzu is also the cousin of Zuzu Boyle, and she hates that scooter-driving, mentally insane, heckling old goat, Scoots, with a burning passion.
Me: Yikes, I hate to find out what that old goat did to earn Yuzu's wrath, along with what that mutant cheapskate did to earn Makoto's wrath.
Makoto Haruki: (Japanese Accent) Trust us, you won't like it. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something we want to give you: we want to give you our blood.
We gasped at their request, including Lincoln.
Lincoln: Makoto, Yuzu, are you absolutely sure about this?
Makoto Haruki: (Japanese Accent)(Smiles) More than anything, after all, we're going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.
Lincoln looked into the eyes of Makoto Haruki and Yuzu Boyle, and he saw that they're really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to Makoto Haruki and Yuzu Boyle, and he hugged their waists in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down first on Makoto Haruki's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up, and he also did the same with Yuzu Boyle.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Loves appeared on the necks of Makoto Haruki and Yuzu Boyle with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Makoto Haruki: (Japanese Accent)(Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you and Yuzu are now part of my harem and my many future wives, Makoto.
Makoto Haruki and Yuzu Boyle had a smile on their face and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists and they wrapped their left and right arms around Lincoln's massive, wider, and muscular back, and he leans down to their faces and kissed the two of them passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the two girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The two girls are Shiori Goshiki from A Galaxy Next Door and Raeliana McMillan from The Reason Why Raeliana Ended up at the Duke's Mansion.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Shiori Goshiki from A Galaxy Next Door and Raeliana McMillan from The Reason Why Raeliana Ended up at the Duke's Mansion.
Nicole: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Shiori Goshiki: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Shiori Goshiki and Raeliana McMillan saw who it was that saved them from Andrei, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.
Shiori Goshiki: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made a clone of himself, and he and his clone went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Shiori Goshiki: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Shiori Goshiki and Raeliana McMillan with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln told everyone that Silvia Excelsior had gotten The Demonic Darkness Warlord Greatsword of Sillva, Warlord of Dark World, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Andrei, the Sabbat Archbishop of Los Angeles and secondary antagonist of Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Silvia Excelsior transforming into her Super Angel-Demon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and all of us laying the beatdown on him and Lincoln finishing him off by feeding on him and absorbing him and sending his spirit to The Black Gates for good, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln, Makoto Haruki, and Yuzu Boyle have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: Oh man, so now we've got the clans of Vampire: The Masquerade to deal with, this is going to be one wild blood-fest.
Nico: And more victims for Lincoln to feed on and absorb.
Me: And he made his threat clear when he wiped out the Tzimsce Clan and Sabbat Organization that are in Los Angeles.
Lincoln: Yep. Let them try to attack me, I refuse to let any of them run free and hurt mankind.
After destroying Andrei, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Makoto Haruki and Yuzu Boyle saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Makoto Haruki: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Yuzu Boyle: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Makoto Haruki: (Japanese Accent) That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nicole: You got that right. So, Makoto, what's the story on why you hate Flip with a blazing passion, and Yuzu, what's your story on why you hate Scoots with a burning passion?
Makoto Haruki: (Japanese Accent) You're not going to like it one bit. One time, Lincoln and I were both heading home after getting some groceries, but then, we heard the bellowing yell and smelled the stench of a smelly mutant cheapskate, and we saw who it was: it was Flip, and he was trying to kill Lincoln again, but I'd had it with that smelly mutant, so I kicked him into a trash can, and called a bunch of cats to attack him and he ran away, only to be caught by the police and sent back to prison.
We gasped.
Me: Whoa, so the one who sent those cats after Flip that day was you? Wow.
Lincoln: Yep, and when we told the family, naturally, they were mad at Flip, but were glad that I was okay, along with Makoto.
Yuzu Boyle: Flip got what he deserved. Okay, here's why I hated Scoots with a burning passion: it was during a show Lincoln, Luna, Sully, Mazzy, Sam, and I did at Lynn's Table, and we were rocking the house, but then, Scoots showed up and threw tomatoes at us and she was laughing like the crazy old witch she is, and I got so pissed off, I ran at Scoots and hit her hard in the head with a guitar and using my guitar as a baseball bat, I sent Scoots flying right back to The Lansing Maximum Security Nuthouse. We found out Scoots attacked the guards and escaped to head back to Gotham Royal York to get revenge on The Loud Family for throwing her there.
Nicole: (Gasps) Why, that crazy old witch!
Luna: Yep, she tried to get revenge on us by throwing those tomatoes at us and ruining our gig, but Yuzu hit her hard in the head with her guitar and using it as a baseball bat, she sent her right back to the nuthouse.
Lincoln: And now, Scoots is dead and gone forever, and she's never coming back.
Luna: You said it.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, me and my harem were heading off to Mystic Cave Zone.
Misty Tredwell: Wow, so this is Mystic Cave Zone.
Me: Yep, a huge, dark cave in West Side Island with purple stones and the minecart system above has some light green crystals, and the platforms in the foreground are the minecart systems and green crystals, decorated with some hanging vines and torches. This is really awesome.
We explored every bit of Mystic Cave Zone, and it was really beautiful: every last bit of the cave was decorated with crystals and hanging vines and torches, and we made sure to take some photos to show everyone when we head back home. Then, we shared a beautiful kiss and we headed back home.
Nico: Hey, J.D., how was your date?
Me: Awesome, Nico, we went to Mystic Cave Zone.
We showed everyone the photos of the place, and they were amazed.
Eli: Wow.
Lincoln: That's really awesome!
Nicole: Man, Sonic's world is really full of beautiful places!
Lincoln: They sure are.
Sonic: Glad you guys like them.
Back at the estate, Nico was resting on the sofa. We finished Lincoln's rescue and the exercise session and Nico's clone had fun too.
Nico then woke up.
Nico: (wakes up and groans) The fuck happened?
Me: Well good afternoon Sleeping Beauty.
Nico: What happened? (GROANS) MY HEAD! What the fuck happened to me?
Me: You drank a lot of Gamon's Romulan Ale Blueberry Jam and you got as drunk as a loon. You went right to sleep and your clone had to fill in for you.
Eli: It's true.
Nico: Oh man!
Lana: Here's some ice for you though.
Lana gave him a block of ice.
Nico: Thanks Lana. Oh man. I feel like I got smashed by an incoming asteroid.
Me: You missed a lot but I'm sure you got the memories of your clone.
Nico: Yeah I did. But man my head feels like it has a clamp on it.
Me: Well it was a great rescue.
Nico: Where are Poromon and the others?
Me: They're out getting the mail. They should be in shortly.
Qin: Yeah.
The elevator opened and in came the mascots and they had a HUGE BOX!
Squidward: That's a big box!
Me: Wow what did you guys get?
Poromon: You'll see.
Squidward: Probably ordered a lifetime supply of bubble soap.
Squidward chuckled.
Maria: Well, what did you guys get?
Then the Mascots lift up a big-screen TV from the box smaller than the size of it!
Squidward: Huh? [Squidward being surprised as a result of seeing what he assumed was The Mascots's new television] A brand-new television?
Me: Jumping Beanstalks!
Qin: Whoa! That's an awesome 150" HDTV and it has all the latest features!
Me and Eli got it down for them.
Me: Boy this TV is huge.
Nico: Wow!
Mascots: Yeah! [jump into the box and close the flaps]
Squidward: Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider. [walks up to the box with the Mascots inside] Let me get this straight, you giant ordered a giant screen television just so you could play in the box?
Poromon: [emerges from the box] Pretty smart, huh?
Manaphy: [emerges from the box] I thought it wouldn't work.
Squidward: Yeah, that's quite a plan there. Oh, but wait, there was something else I wanted to ask you guys. Now what was it? Oh, yeah, yeah. [yells in The Mascots faces] DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE ANY BRAINS!
Squidward then realized something.
Squidward: Wait. This sounds familiar.
May: Squidward, I would like to scold you for yelling at Manaphy. But right now, can you tell me how this sounds familiar?
Lily: Wait I know why. SpongeBob and Patrick got a huge television and me, SpongeBob and Patrick played in the box and did all sorts of imagination adventures.
Squidward: That's right! I remember that now!
Sunset Shimmer: Boy that is cool. May I have that TV if you don't want it guys?
Poromon: Sure Sunset.
Sunset Shimmer: Oh boy thanks!
Lisa Loud: I'll help you set it up.
Varie: Me and Eli will help carry it in.
They did so.
Me: This I got to see though.
Lily: Yeah.
Squidward: If you hear any sounds, don't be alarmed. That's just them playing
Oceanus Shenron: But what if there are real sounds?
Squidward: That's why we have Eli.
Me: Okay.
Manaphy: Let's play Mountain Climbing Adventure!
Poromon: Let's go for it! [pulls the flaps of the box over on them] Gloves!
Manaphy: Check.
Poromon: Hats!
Horsea: Check.
Poromon: Underwear!
Poliwag: Uh... check!
Poromon: Okay, Manaphy, climb up there and secure this rope.
Manaphy: You got it! [climbing noises come from the box]
Poromon: Manaphy! Manaphy! Manaphy, you're going too high!
Poromon: Take it easy, Patrick, you've got to acclimate!
Manaphy: I'll take it easy when I'm dead! I'm shaking hands with Neptune! Whoo! Excelsior! I am the lizard king! Whoo! ("I have to make it!" in Latin Spanish)
Poromon: Manaphy? Manaphy? Manaphy! I think we should keep our voices down! We might start an avalanche!
Manaphy: What?
Horsea: He said, that we should keep our voices down in case of avalanches!
Manaphy: What should we keep down?
Poliwag: [loudly] Our voices!
[But then the sound of an avalanche, making the Mascots scream and fall, they all start to cry. We looked at the box shocked]
Me: You guys? [softly touches the box, causing another avalanche]
Manaphy: Hold me.
Poromon: Hang in there, guys, the chopper's on the way!
Manaphy: Poromon! My antennaes are frozen solid! You're going to have to cut them off with a saw! [Nico begins to sweat]
I was biting my nails in fear!
Poromon: No, Manaphy, I can't do that!
Manaphy: Why not?
Poromon: Because I already cut off my own wings!
Manaphy: Nooooo!
[I then quickly open the box and looked in. The mascots were inside the box]
Me: Whew! You guys had me worried there. But those noises. They were so realistic.
Nico: Boy no kidding!
Slippy Toad: Should we be concerned?
Squidward: I admit I might join them to get a taste this time around. But I swear to you there's nothing to worry about.
Me: They sounded so real. Like it was all actually happening.
Poromon: It sure felt like it.
They resumed. But then.
Police sirens are heard,
Policeman Inside The Mascots box: Attention! We have you surrounded! Come out with your hands up!
Me: UH OH! DID SOMEONE CALL THE COPS ON US!?
Criminal Inside Box: You'll never take me alive, coppers!
Man Inside Box: No, Johnny! Don't do it! [Police sirens are heard]
Me: Wow that is really realistic!
Nico: Man I thought we were in trouble there for a sec.
Laney: That is absolutely amazing.
Lily: Yeah we had a lot of fun.
Squidward: Look, to get your minds off of it, how about Madame Leota gives us sneak peeks on the next sets of missions?
Madame Leota: My pleasure.
She then showed us images of the heroes of Devillady, Hero 108, Kamen Rider Faiz, and Trollhunters.
Me: Awesome we're meeting the Faiz team soon. Too bad they didn't help us during the 20 Days of Darkness.
Nico: And a bunch of kids that hunt trolls as well.
Eli: Yep.
Me: And we're going to meet Devillady soon too.
Qin: Yeah.
But then…
Astronaut inside the Mascot's box: 3... 2... 1... blast off! [a loud rocket takes off noises are heard from the box]
Me: WHOA!
Xenia: Sounds like a rocket was taking off.
Me: Yeah!
Astrotrain: Thank goodness that's not me.
Squidward: That's it. I'm going in!
Armada Cyclonus: Have fun, Squidward.
He dove in.
Poromon: Welcome aboard, Squidward! You've just set sail on the S.S... [makes a rainbow with his wings once more] ...Imagination... where our only destination is fantastic adventure! Where do you want to go first?
Squidward: No, no. Don't mind me, I'm just here to observe.
Poromon: But, Squidward, don't you see? Waiting and watching? That's not what the box is about! It's about... [makes one last rainbow with his Wings] imagination!
Squidward: All right, fine! [as he makes the rainbow go away with his hands] Take me to Robot Pirate Island! I wanna arm-wrestle with cowboys on the moon! Just do it so I can get
back and watch TV!
Poromon: Okay, Squidward! Robot Pirate Island it is! [he and the mascots close their eyes and make pirate and robot sounds]
Manaphy: [imitates robot] Beep-beep-beep.
Poromon: [imitates pirate] Arrgh.
Poliwag: Beep-boop-bee-boop.
Horsea: Ahoy, matey!
Manaphy: Beep-beep.
Poromon: For that you'll walk the plank! [giggles softly while the mascots chuckle goofily]
We then heard real robot and pirate battle noises from box.
Lily: That's Robot Pirate Island. I remember that one too.
[fireworks and cheering sounds are heard coming from the box]
Nico: Wow that is so realistic.
We then heard a roar.
Horsea: It's the robotic kraken!
Me: Robotic Kraken!?
Qin: WHOA!
Squidward: (inside the box) I actually think this is fun. But it's getting more weird by the minute.
They were blasting and slashing the robot Kraken all over. We heard blasting sounds and slash noises and roaring noises.
Me: Boy they are really having fun on that one!
Qin: Yeah!
Jack Sparrow: Boy the world of pirates has nothing on this mate.
Nico: No kidding Jack.
Xenia: Wow.
They came out.
Nico: Wow!
Poromon: I still can't believe those pirates beat all those robots.
Powerglide: How was it?
Squidward: (smiles) It was actually very fun. (gets serious) Up until the point where beer for the celebration was involved.
Poliwag: All you had to do was drink the beer!
We laughed.
Me: But that was really amazing guys. It all sounded so real and exciting.
Right Suzuki: Their imagination is really awesome too.
Lola: Yeah it sure is.
American Dad Roger Smith: I want to go next! I wanna visit a land of cocaine!
All of us: NO WAY ROGER!
Qin: Geez Roger you and your Cocaine.
Nico: Man Roger you need to go to therapy.
Stan Smith: Yeah Roger! What he said.
Maria: I think that's enough of the box for today. But we'll keep it in the closet.
Me: Yeah. But still that was really awesome hearing all that.
Qin: Yeah. It all felt so real and cool.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Anyway we need to get ready for the next race.
Xenia: Yep. It's on another ocean planet.
RD Lola: Nico, what teams have you made this time?
Nico: Sora's team will include Penelope Waverly, Gemma, Emily McKale, Whitney Emmington, and Elizabeth O'Carroll. Kari's team will include Fire, Spirit Elephant Ranger, Spirit Shark Ranger, Spirit Bat Ranger, and Camille.
Me: Cool!
Nico: Whisper.
Me: Sorry. Be right back.
I went to the infirmary and came back with a bottle of anti-hangover medication.
Me: Take this Nico.
Nico: Oh thanks.
Nico took one pill and he was better.
Nico: Ahh. Thanks. That sure helped.
Me: No problem. But those are awesome.
Camille: It sure is.
Emily McKale: It'll be so awesome being in a team.
Lola: You guys will love it.
Me: And see Gemma I told you that you wouldn't be left out.
Gemma: Thanks.
Then the previous group of M.O.E. Members came.
Titania: Can me, Marluxia, Grodd, Gator Ghoul, Baron Mordo, White Lightning, Amora, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Ben Ravencroft, and David Cain go with you guys?
Vathek: Me, Neopolitan, the Live action Constructicons, Yost Pyro, Evil Cut Man, Marina Del Ray, Evil Drill Man, Judge, Heart, and Windfall.
Live Action Scrapper: And that's a nice box.
Poromon: Thanks. We call it Fort Imagination!
He made a rainbow with his wings.
Lily: Me, SpongeBob and Patrick did all sorts of imagination adventures in a big box like this and it was fun.
Qin: You should have heard everything that was going on.
Me: Yeah it was all completely realistic. It sounded like it was all actually happening.
Nico: Boy no kidding there! Also to answer your question yes you all can come with. We're getting ready for our next race. It's on another ocean planet.
Me: We don't know what this ocean planet will be but it will be awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Also the mascots ordered a giant screen television and used the box to do imaginative adventures.
Qin: Yeah. They gave Sunset Shimmer the TV.
Vathek: Wow! What did they do in that box?
Me: Mountain Climbing Adventures, Cops and Robbers Chase, Space Launch and Robot Pirate Island. It was awesome.
Vathek: That is cool!
Camie: It all sounded remarkably realistic.
Lola: Yep it sure did.
Laxus: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Persian next.
Qin: Cool! One for Meowth's evolved for next.
Meowth: That one will be interesting.
Lola: Yep.
King Kai: (Telepathically) Nico, everyone can you hear me?!
Nico: King Kai, what's wrong?
King Kai: (Telepathically) I got some bad news, Brad Buttowski has broken out of prison and he wants revenge on Kick and all of you for sending him to prison.
We gasped!
Me: Why, that buttface, he's going to pay for this!
Nico: Big time. I thought the prison guards would have him shot dead if he tried to escape.
Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes glowed, and he saw that Brad Buttowski has killed the guards there who were ordered to kill him if he tried to escape.
Lincoln: There's a reason why, Nico: I just had a vision, and I just saw that earlier on, Brad Buttowski had killed the guards there who were ordered to kill him if he tried to escape.
We gasped.
Kick: Now, he's just committed murder, that's definitely another Life Sentence added to his original sentence.
Nico: You said it, Kick. But, now, we're going to make that buttface pay for what he said and did long ago.
Me: Yeah!
Lincoln: He's getting thrown back in prison after we rough him up.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Prince Sebastian LaCroix, the Camarilla Prince of Los Angeles and one of the two main antagonists of the 2004 videogame, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines, and he's heading here to kill us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and we're not going to like this one bit: the dark energy we sensed belongs to Prince Sebastian LaCroix, the Camarilla Prince of Los Angeles and one of the two main antagonists of the 2004 videogame, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines, and he's heading here to kill us.
Brittney: I should've known. As soon as word of Andrei's death along with the destructions of both the Sabbat Organization and Tzimsce Vampire Clan hit him and the rest of the Camarilla Vampire Clan, they've immediately mobilized to attack us.
Nicole: And the Camarilla Vampire Clan have tried to get control of Los Angeles, but were unable to due to their many rivals, and among them were the now destroyed Sabbat Organization, along with the Anarch Movement and the Kuei-jin.
Nico: Wow. Never knew the politics of the vampire clans of Vampire: The Masquerade could get this messy.
Me: You said it.
Brittney: It's stemmed from their ancient rivalries in The Dark Ages, and it's continued on into the modern world.
Adriana Ardelean Dracula: (Romanian Accent) At this point, I don't even care what Prince LaCroix wants, there's only one thing awaiting him and the entire Camarilla Vampire Clan: death.
Michaela Amaryllis: And there's also another vampire with him: Ming Xiao.
Brittney: The High-Priestess of the Kuei-jin and the Baroness of Chinatown, so he's also got that powerhungry vampire with him as well.
Lincoln: Either way, both of them are going to die here and now, right after our mission today.
Nico: You got that right. Alright, gang, let's go, we got an awesome race on a new ocean planet that's been discovered.
Lincoln: A new ocean planet has been discovered, and we're having a race there, awesome. But, after we get done with the race, we're going to hunt down Brad Buttowski and make him pay for his crimes long ago, and once we get done with the race and making that buttface pay for his crimes long ago, you're next, Prince LaCroix.
Michaela Amaryllis: Along with you, Ming Xiao.
Camie: Who is Brad Buttowski?
Me: You would hate this guy Camie. He was the older brother of Kick Buttowski and we faced him shortly before the War with The Royal Defenders.
I went over his history.
Brad Buttowski is the main antagonist/anti-hero of the Disney XD TV show Kick Buttowski.
He was voiced by Danny Cooksey, who also voiced Montana Max in Tiny Toon Adventures, Victor in The Ren & Stimpy Show, Hotstreak in Static Shock, Jack Spicer in Xiaolin Showdown, Django of the Dead in El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera and Brett and Chet in The Lorax.
Brad is Kick's older brother and one of his most common antagonists. He bullies Kick as he only refers to him as "Dilweed", and is left in charge of him and Brianna when their parents are out. Brad has very poor hygiene, and thinks he is popular (but this is not the case). He is presumably 14 years old, as he is still taking his driver's test. He mainly tries to ruin Kick's plans and stunts, but on occasion either helps him (willingly or not) or just ignores him.
Most episodes featuring Brad have him in an antagonistic role versus Kick. They fight, usually pretty violently, though they're more destructive to their surroundings rather than each other. In "Tattler's Tale" it's revealed that both Brad and Kick enjoy their fights with each other and will go to great lengths to cover it up from their parents, suggesting they are friendly fights. Plus, they have teamed up in some episodes since Brad is less than a villain, but somewhat an anti-hero in some occasions.
In "A Very Buttowski Mother's Day", Brad is convinced that he has "second place" in his mother's heart, and so tries to ruin Kick's present's to get 'first place'.
Brad is usually seen hanging out with his friends Horace and Pansy. They tend to act as his lackeys, performing whatever task he asks of them. Why they tolerate this is as of yet unknown.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!
Camie: GEEZ!
Lola: Yeah he is a total jerk and a monster!
Nico: Well we got to stop him fast.
Gator Ghoul: Let's get going.
Yost Pyro: Hope I don't get put out there.
Me: Don't worry we won't.
We went to the ship and we were off.
Flying through space was the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7114.2: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to the next planet where we're going to have our next race. Our mission is to win the race and bring down Brad Buttowski who has escaped from prison and is out for revenge.
Qin: That monster will pay for what he did.
Loud House Taylor: He's worse than I used to be.
Me: No kidding there!
Qin: Yeah!
Camie: And you guys defeated him before the War with the Royal Defenders? What was that like?
Me: Really awesome and epic. But Brad said something REALLY HORRIBLE to us too that pissed us off really bad.
I went over what happened in chapter 1154 and it was awesome, funny and brutal.
FLASHBACK
We were over in a town in Massachusetts called Mellowbrook. It was one of the states that helped start our country and it was a beautiful place.
Ice Man (Mega Man): So, this is Mellowbrook, Massachusetts?
Me: Yep. It's in one of the states that helped start our country.
Nick F.: Loaded with history.
Rachel S.D.: It sure is.
Nico: It sure is cool here.
Me: You should see what it looks like during the Fall turn. It's amazing with all the colors and all that.
Naruto: Awesome.
Laney: It's amazing.
?: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? Wow!
We saw a little kid that was dressed like a little version of famous daredevil stunt man Evel Knievel. It was Kick Buttkowski.
Me: Wow! Are you Kick Buttkowski?
Kick: I sure am. Kick Buttkowski, suburban daredevil. It's nice to meet you guys!
Me: Same to you Kick. We heard that you are the strongest daredevil ever and like to take things to the extreme.
Kick: You know it. It's awesome that you all are good at what you all do. You are the strongest and most powerful heroes ever.
Nico: We have that kind of reputation.
Me: You also look like world famous daredevil stuntman Evel Knievel.
Kick: I sure do. He's my hero and every day I do all kinds of death-defying daredevil stunts that people think are crazy and all that.
Me: Wow. Evel Knievel was very famous because of doing all sorts of famous daredevil stunts. He did it all.
Kick: He sure did.
Nico: Yeah. His stunts were awesome. But not nearly as crazy and awesome as yours.
Kick: Thanks Nico.
He saw that we had Dark Spicer, Electro, Robo-Blaze, Robo-Roxy, Firefly, Shiv and Snake with us.
Kick: Aren't they part of the Masters of Evil?
Dark Spicer: That's right. It's not our turn today so we have a day off to spend to help out Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Kick: I see.
Me: They are our frenemies and they give us a really good challenge.
Kick: Cool.
?: Hey Dillweed!
We then saw a big boy coming and it was Kick's evil and abusive older brother, BRAD BUTTOWSKI!
Brad is one of Kick's most common antagonists (like Kendall Perkins but Ms. Chicarelli and Gordie Gibble are the worst). He bullies Kick, and is left in charge of him and Brianna when their parents are out. Brad has very poor hygiene, and thinks he is popular (but this is not the case). He is presumably 14 years old as he is still taking his driver's test. He mainly tries to ruin Kick's plans and stunts but on occasion either helps him (willingly or not) or just ignores him. Brad is hopeless with girls. It is shown in "There Will Be Nachos" that he has bad dance moves. Most episodes featuring Brad have him in an antagonistic role against Kick. They fight, usually pretty violently, though they're more destructive to their surroundings rather than to each other. In "Tattler's Tale" it's revealed that Brad and Kick both enjoy their fights with each other and will go to great lengths to cover it up from their parents, suggesting they are friendly fights.
In "A Very Buttowski Mother's Day", Brad is convinced that he has "second place" in his mother's heart, and so tries to ruin Kick's present's to get "first place". Brad is usually seen hanging out with his friends Horace and Pantsy. They tend to act as his lackies, performing whatever task he asks of them; why they tolerate this is unknown.
Kick: Oh no. Brad.
Lori: Who is he?
Kick: He's my mean jerk of a brother and he hates me.
Brad picked up Kick.
Brad: Prepare to die you little puss face!
He pulled his fist back and just as he was about to punch him, I tapped him on the shoulder and he saw me.
Me: Leave him alone you fuckwipe!
POW!
I punched Brad in the face and knocked out most of his teeth and sent him crashing into a bunch of trashcans.
Robo Blaze picked him up and pointed his sword at Brad's throat. For a minute, it looked like he was going to kill the bully.
Robo Blaze: (puts his sword away) You have a 4 minute head start to get out of here. Next time we see you, you'e going to share the fate as another bully who shared your first name.
Brad Buttowski: And the next time I see you all, I'm gonna finish what Rotwood and his goons started! (runs off)
April O Neil: You sure that was the right decision?
Robo Blaze: He's a bully with no powers. He's not worth our time.
Devon: So why do I get the feeling your decision's gonna bite us in the butt?
Me: He will suffer for it.
Kick: Let me treat you all to lunch at Food N Fix after I have you all meet my mom and dad.
Me: Sure.
We went to his house and it was a nice place.
Me: Wow. Your house is really nice Kick.
Kick: Thanks.
We met Kick's mother and father.
Mr. Buttowski: It's such an honor to meet you J.D.
Me: Pleasure to meet you too Mr. Buttowski.
Lynn Sr.: Wow! Your voice sounds so much like mine.
Mr. Buttowski: Wow! We sound exactly alike.
Me: You two sure do sound alike.
Mrs. Buttowski saw Dark Spicer and some of the masters with us.
Mrs. Buttowski: I'm not sure how I feel about 6 villains in my house.
Me: It's all right Mrs. Buttowski. They are with us because it's their day off. The Masters of Evil are our frenemies. Half friends, half enemies and they give us one awesome challenge.
Mrs. Buttowski: I see.
Laney: They are good challenges.
Kick: But we're also having problems with our crabapple next door neighbor Ms. Chicarelli and she is really bad news.
He told us what she is like.
Ms. Chicarelli is Kick's next door neighbor who really hates kids because as shown in Tattler's Tale, she gets all the kids in trouble. She is one of the main antagonists on the show. She loves peace, silence, brutality, and a world without kids. She has a dog called Oskar. In "Tattler's Tale", she tells Kick's mom lies about him because she hates him and wants to see him punished, but the kids make a polite look to make her look crazy.
Me: Whoa! She's a pathological liar and she would be someone that the Kids Next Door would despise.
Laney: She's a bad neighbor.
Lana: Yeah we should take her down next time.
Numbuh 1: This Ms. Chicarelli would be perfect for the new prison we built for evil adult villains.
Donkey Kong: I agree. Bad neighbors like her deserve prison.
Kick: Yeah. She hates me more than life itself and wants nothing more than to get me in trouble. She really hates all kids and gets them all into trouble.
Me: She is one fucked up crabapple.
Varie: No kidding. I think she needs to be locked up in a mental hospital.
Me: Lets see here.
I pulled up her brain scans and it showed that she was already at 7,652% Insanity!
Me: WHOA! She's already at 7,652% insanity.
Mr. Buttowski: I didn't know our next door neighbor had insanity problems!
Lola: We'll deal with her later.
Nico: Yeah.
Kick: How about I take you all to Food N Fix?
Me: Thanks Kick.
We went to the awesome Food N Fix and it was not just a restaurant but it was also a skateboard and bike repair shop.
Me: Wow.
Kick: Welcome to Food N Fix!
Runamuck: Nice restaurant.
Vince: And it's also a bicycle repair shop. Cool.
Bart Simpson: I would love to come here.
Later we were having a really good lunch and it was really good food and the Cheetah Chugs were delicious. Kick's best friend Gunther was with us and he was really hungry.
Me: (Gulping down drinks) Mmm. Good drinks.
Mary K.: (Gulping Down drinks) They sure are delicious. My aura is powerful because of them.
Lana: Wow.
Kick: So you guys are going into war against an evil version of yourselves from another universe?
Me: That's right. They call themselves the Royal Defenders and they are a superhero team like us gone bad.
I went over what they were and what they were doing and more and it was not pretty. They were shocked.
Kick: That is terrible!
Gunther: I can't believe that the Royal Defenders are that dangerous.
Laney: Worse than you could ever imagine.
Me: And our latest intel shows that they are heading to the planet Gemina to recruit their version of the Mysticons.
Zarya: Not good. That means we're gonna have to fight their version of the Mysticons.
Me: Yep. And now it's really personal. We moved the date for when we go into war to August 21st. Now we are really pissed.
Kick: (to Luna and Lincoln) Look, I get it. You two are doubting yourselves as heroes because of your Royal Defenders counterparts. But you know the difference between them and you guys? You two still have your humanity.
Luna: That's true.
Lincoln: Yeah and the Royal Defenders versions of us gave that up a while back.
Me: And now they will pay for it.
Lana: Big time.
Electro: (sees a nearby laptop) Guys, you might want to take a look at this.
We looked at the laptop and saw online Brad doing something very bad.
Brad: (moons me mockingly) Look at me! I'm J.D. Knudson. Blah blah blah! I like beating people up mercilessly! Blad blah blah!
Homer: (laughs) I remember when I did that to Burns!
Red Alert: Homer, you're not helping right now.
Me: GRRRRRRRRRRR!
I clenched my fist so tight that I break the skin and blood pours out through the gaps of my fingers and drips onto the floor and burns through the floor.
Lori: Well, I guess we know who's really to blame for this video!
Lori, Lynn, and Lola then glared at Robo Blaze.
Robo Blaze: (sheepishly) Um... whoops?
Me: Knock it off guys! Lets go make that fuckwad pay!
We went after Brad Buttowski and we saw that he wasn't alone. He had evil rich kid and arrogant cheater GORDON GIBBLE with him!
Gordon "Gordie" Gertrude Gibble is a rich, spoiled kid who is a BMX legend, who has broken records and is one of the main antagonists in the show. He is another of Kick's and Brad's nemeses. He has perfect hair, expensive clothes and top of the line equipment. He is always followed by the DiPazzi Twins, who will always do whatever he says without question.
Little is known about Gordie's childhood because he has only appeared in nine episodes. But it is known that his parents love him a lot and spoil him too much.
He refers to his father as "Daddy" and they are close. As seen in "Kart to Kart", his dad lets him buy the Go-Go-Go Kart World and in "A Cousin Kyle Christmas", he buys Gordie all of the puppets in "Stringzeez for Christmas". In "Goodbye, Gully", his father had enough of him antagonizing Kick and after he destroys his own creation, he cuts Gordie off from the fortune until he is responsible and forbids him from picking on the boy.
Me: Brad! No one humiliates me and gets away with it!
Gordon: (mockingly) Careful, Brad. If we're not careful, these stupid heroes might get everyone around us Akumatized like they did in Paris!
Gabriel: There's just one problem with that accusation. I don't have Nooroo anymore. So Akumatizations are impossible now.
Me: That's right you fuckups!
But then we heard chanting and we heard that it was an angry mob that was out for blood! They were all armed with Pitchforks and Torches.
Mob: KILL BRAD AND GORDON! KILL BRAD AND GORDON! KILL BRAD AND GORDON! KILL BRAD AND GORDON! KILL BRAD AND GORDON! KILL BRAD AND GORDON!
The mob had them surrounded and we were ready to smash their fucking faces in.
Gordon: You all should be going after Kick and Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Why are you all going after me and Brad!?
A girl named Kendall Perkins appeared.
Kendall Perkins is the former class president of Kick's class and used to be anti-heroine in the show. She originally dislikes Kick Buttowski for his daredevil personality, except in some episodes like in "Dancing With The Enemy", and "Hand in Hand".
Not too much is known about Kendall's early life or of her family. Her father, Mr. Perkins, is an actuary as shown in "Father From the Truth". It is hinted that Mr. Perkins is associated with Mellowbrook Elementary since in "Snowpocalypse!", she wants him to open the school even while it is snowing in Mellowbrook (and he did it). Her mother, Mrs. Perkins will never appear on the show [2] because she lives in a different town [3]. It was also confirmed by Sandro Corsaro that Kendall has an older sister and although she is mentioned by Kendall in "Pinch Sitter", she won't appear in the show herself due to it ending although a background character with her planned design does have a cameo role in some episodes.
School Life
At school, Kendall can be considered a "princess" - she is the class president of Kick's class (until "Poll Position"), often gets almost perfect/perfect marks and is also the smartest student in the entire school (even smarter than Ronaldo). But despite all this, Kendall can get rather... lonely. She doesn't have many friends, due to her mean and bossy personality. In "Dancing With The Enemy", however, her talent for dancing managed to attract many fans.
Future
It is possible that Kendall may marry Kick when they become adults, since both are hinted to have a crush on each other. Or, she may marry Ronaldo, since she actually dates him. However, since KB: SD has not been renewed for a third season, it's highly likely that any romantic relationships in the show will be left unresolved. Despite this, when asked what will become of Kick and Kendall, Sandro Corsaro replied on his Twitter page that we "can't have one with out the other" (meaning that we can't have Kick without Kendall and vice versa). Also when asked if their love/hate relationship would remain unresolved Corsaro replied, again on his Twitter page, that Kick and Kendall "will always have a connection" (but to what extent is not expanded upon). When asked what the future would hold for the two characters on his Facebook page, Corsaro replied "Somehow, I think they both end up pretty happy in life :)". When asked if the two would be together (again on his Facebook page), Corsaro replied "Maybe...you never really know what the next day can bring;)".
In "Snowpocalypse!", she is able to force Kick and the rest of her classmates to go to school, much to his and their displeasure (their school is the only one on earth without a snow day, thanks to Kendall). However, it has been shown on a few occasions that they seem to have what amounts to a romantic liking for each other.
Kick: Kendall?
Kendall: Hey Kick. I got word about what Brad and Gordon were gonna do. So I rallied the town together and turned them against them.
Me: Very clever.
Kendall: It's an awesome honor to meet you Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Same to you Kendall. Now we can make these fuckwads pay!
Ms. Chicarelli: You shut your trap you bad kid!
Me: You shut yours you fucked up crabapple! Officers arrest that woman and put her in a mental hospital.
Officer: With pleasure.
Ms. Chicarelli was arrested and sent to an insane asylum.
The Masters of Evil then appeared. We were facing Devack, Greiger and Misty Tredwell.
Me: Devack, Greiger and Misty Tredwell.
Greiger: That's right.
Misty Tredwell: (to Kick) You've been warned, Kick Buttowski. We're about to kick your ass!
Dark Spicer: (Offended) (Sad) Hey! That's my line!
Misty Tredwell: Well someone has to say it when it's not your turn Dark.
Dark Spicer: That's true.
But then we saw a little girl that Sailor Moon's little brother Sammy knows and she had a little cute and pretty doll with her. It was Sammy's little friend Mika Cassidy.
Mika Cassidy is a girl from Crossroads Elementary who is good at making dolls. She is also friends with Serena's brother Sammy. She gave Sammy a doll she made that won first prize in a competition, but when other boys were teasing him and he tried to give it back, he accidentally dropped it and broke it. As she was making a new doll, Neflite appeared as Maxfield Stanton and implanted Jumo's essence in her doll, turning her evil and making her work on her dolls more, being quite mean to her mother and Sammy. When her energy reached its peak, Jumo appeared from the doll, but was destroyed by Sailor Moon. Mika then created a doll of Sailor Moon and gave it to Sammy after he apologized to her.
Sailor Moon: Mika! What are you doing here?
But then a portal opened and out came Sailor Moon's brother Sammy!
Nico: Sammy!?
Sammy: Mika! What is wrong with you? Why are you behaving like this?
Me: What?
Shanan: Oh no. She's under the influence of the Dark Kingdom.
Shanan saw the symbol of the Negaverse emblazoned on the doll in the middle of its forehead.
Shanan: It's that doll! It's poisoned her mind with darkness.
Me: Not good! Mika you got to snap out of it. That doll you have is poisoning your mind and turning you against everyone!
My voice got through to her.
Me: That doll you have is possessed by an evil force. You have to get rid of it now.
Mika snapped out of it and then we got a really big surprise and shock! We saw her forehead glow with the astrological symbol of the planet Wayungkulit, a doll planet located 85,000 light-years away from Earth and it is a beautiful world.
Shanan: That symbol! That's the symbol of the planet Wayungkulit.
Nico: Wayungkulit? The Java shadow puppet shows of Indonesia?
Shanan: That's right. But this is different. Wayungkulit is a doll planet and it's very beautiful. It's the Dollhouse Planet of the galaxy.
Sailor Jupiter: So Mika is the Sailor Soldier of the planet Wayungkulit?
Sailor Saturn: How is that possible?
Laney: We have an interplanetary Sailor Soldier.
Lincoln: Look at the doll!
We saw it glow and a shadow formed and out of it came a figure. It was the doll monster JUMO!
Jumo is a Negamonster sent by Neflite to gather energy for the Negaverse. Like Dream Dolly, she has the appearance of a doll. She appeared in Sailor Moon Episode 15, Dangerous Dollies.
Her essence was implanted in a doll made by a girl named Mika. Once her energy reached its highest point, Jumo appeared from the doll to take her energy. Sammy tried to fight her, but she knocked him out. Sailor Moon battled Jumo. After the arrival of Sailor Mercury and Sailor Mars, Sailor Mercury discovered that her right ankle was her weak point. Before Sailor Moon could attack, Jumo began to strangle her, until Tuxedo Mask arrived. Sailor Moon then hit her ankle with Moon Tiara Magic, destroying her.
Me: WHOA!
Shanan: A Wayungkulian was making Mika behave like that!
Jumo: I'm impressed that you know about what my kind is Shanan.
Nico: She's a living puppet doll.
Shanan: Not just any living puppet doll. She's what's called a Wayungkulian. They are the inhabitants of the planet Wayungkulit and some of them are really bad news. Normally all Wayungkulians are really peaceful. But there are some that are dangerous and filled with hatred. They possess incredible fighting prowess and they are that dangerous.
Qin: Whoa! They give dolls everywhere a really bad name.
Lasher: (to Jumo) You're one Ugly Doll!
Jumo: I think that name is already taken.
Jumo fired one of her arms and it went at Sailor Moon and slashed her right arm! Badly. She was bleeding really bad as blood was pouring out of her arm.
Varie: Oh man!
Varie went over to heal her.
Me: Get ready for a big fight.
Jake: You think your daredevil stunts are awesome, Kick? Wait until you see this!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: RPM!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the RPM Rangers!
But then we saw a flame of white light appear and it was WHITE CHAZZ!
In the beginning of the second year, Crowler arranges for Chazz to duel Reginald Van Howell with the condition that should he win, he would be able to return to Obelisk Blue. Throughout the duel, Reggie insulted Chazz and his Ojama monsters, but despite this, he proved his strength and won, giving a speech on how no matter what his dorm, he would always be better than Reggie. Because of this, all the Slifer students, convinced he did like the Slifers, began rooting their appreciation despite his protests: in turn, Crowler announces Chazz had chosen to stay in Slifer, much to Chazz's distain. As a result of this, Chazz began renovating the dorm's interior to build a luxurious room just for him: this caused him to room with Jaden and Syrus until Tyranno Hassleberry moved in. When his room was completed, he moved in along with Alexis who took up residence in the dorm, much to his delight.
Before Jaden left, Chazz Duels Sartorius for the opportunity to rise to the Pro-Leagues, but loses. As a result, he joins the Society of Light, acting as Sartorius' means of converting the top students of Obelisk Blue and Ra Yellow. In the Japanese version, his nickname becomes White Thunder (ホワイトサンダー; Howaito Sandā). However, his love for Alexis Rhodes still continues, much to his embarrassment. He, whenever possible, humorously tries to convince Syrus, Bastion, Tyranno Hassleberry, and Alexis to join the Society of Light, eventually defeating both Alexis and Bastion, thus forcing them to join. After beating Bastion, Chazz discards his Ojama cards, considering them to be too weak.
After seeing Chazz's ruthlessness when he defeats Pro League Duelist Gelgo during the Genex Tournament with the new White Knight (白騎士団, Shirokishi-dan) Deck given to him by Sartorius, Jaden Duels him with the cards that he himself once used: The Ojama Trio. During the match, Jaden shows Chazz his old black uniform, and Chazz eventually regains his senses, tearing off his white coat to don his signature black one once more. Chazz, back to his old self, retrieves the Ojama Trio to destroy "White Knight Lord", the card representing Sartorius' evil, but in doing so, willingly loses the Duel to an effect of "White Knight Lord". Again in the Japanese version, following the battle, he dons his former outfit, revived as Black Thunder (ブラックサンダー; Burakku Sandā), though others continue calling him by his first nickname in the series. After his defeat in the English version he realizes that while he was in the society he defeated Alexis and vows to rescue her from the Society of Light.
After Chazz realizes he was blinded by Sartorius' powers he had no memory of the earlier parts of the Duel, in fact when Chazz saw "Ojama Yellow" on Jaden's side of the field because of the fact he couldn't remember the time he spent in the Society of Light he thought Jaden stole his Deck. Also it's revealed that as a Slifer Red Chazz acts more like a slob because when he was still his old self he used his old black jacket to wipe up food from the cafeteria. It's also revealed that unlike he is made to believe Chazz harbors a great deal of dislike for the color white.
Chazz, with the assistance of the remaining Obelisk Blue students, takes on the Society of Light's members to make amends, winning their Genex Medallions in the process. They successfully return most of them to their former selves, releasing Duel Academy from the Society's grip, but before Chazz is declared champion of the Genex Tournament he is challenged by Blair Flannigan, who had come back to Duel Academy in hopes of officially entering Slifer Red. He defeats her, and is therefore allowed to return to Obelisk Blue. In the end, he still returns to Slifer Red after he is accidentally drenched in paint while the Obelisk Blue students are re-painting the Obelisk Blue dorm. Alexis believes it is because he doesn't want to help re-paint the dorm.
Unfortunately for Chazz, Blair took up residence in his room and kicked him out, forcing him to bunk with Jaden once again.
Me: WHOA!
Chazz: That's me!
White Chazz: I'm what you would be if you would see the light.
Me: So this is the result of Sartorius brainwashing Chazz. I got to admit though Chazz you would look good in white.
Chazz: I guess so. But this white version of me is evil.
Eddy: Chew on this.
Eddy just threw Cheeta Chug at White Chazz's jacket, staining it.
White Chazz: MY JACKET!
Eddy: (mockingly) Aw! Do you need a tissue to wipe that off?
Me: Ooh burn!
Brad: I hate all of you!
Our auras flared up with incredible force.
Me: Thanks for the power boost jerk.
Brad: YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK! I SHOULD BE THE HERO BECAUSE BRAD RULES!
Devack activated his audio recording function on his duel disk and he was recording everything Brad and Gordon said when they weren't looking and they were broadcasting it to the whole town. They were really ranting up a storm and calling Kick the most worthless human being ever and how he should've never been born at all and thst he was nothing but a worthless mistake that should've never been born at all and he was calling everyone in the town that likes him a bunch of fucked up idiots and shitfaced freaks and moronic fuckwads! He also said that he would kill everyone!
Devack: (smirks) That's it. Keep ranting, you two. You don't even know it but you're already sealing your own fates.
Brad: (to Kick) You might have everyone else fooled, Kick! But not us! Let us tell you what we think of you. You're an idiot and a waste of space that no one would ever miss! Everyone might like you now. But that's only because they feel sorry for you!
Gordon: In fact, why don't you just jump off a cliff? You'll do everyone a favor. Including Ms. Chicarelli!
We gasped!
Gordon: AND YOU ALL ARE THE MOST WORTHLESS AND MOST PATHETIC PILES OF WORTHLESS SHIT THAT HAS EVER WALKED THE FACE OF THIS WRETCHED PLANET! I SHOULD TAKE A GUN AND KILL ALL OF YOU AND SEND ALL OF YOUR FUCKING ASSES ALL OFF TO HELL!
Brad: YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK! I WAS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION BUT YOU ALL TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME AND I HATE YOU ALL MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF! I HATED KICK BECAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS BETTER THAN ME AND I MADE HIS LIFE ONE HELLUVA NIGHTMARE AND I WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO KILL HIM BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING DILLWEED THAT DESERVES NOTHING MORE THAN DEATH!
Everyone in the town gasped and they were horrified that they would say such horrible things!
Me: Are you guys done?
Gordon: Not yet.
For over 76 minutes we had to listen to them rant and rave about how big of a menace Kick was and how he and his friends all ruined their lives and how worthless everyone in the whole town was and how they are nothing but a bunch of worthless fucked up douchebags and brainless shitbrains and they don't care about anyone. Brad and Gordon's rants were so explosive that we saw their faces turn red, sparks flying out of their heads and smoke coming out of their ears. I did brain scans on them and it showed that their insanity levels were rising fast! They were now already at 6,923% insanity and rising.
Brad: Okay now we're done.
Me: Good. Lets destroy them!
Dark Spicer: Here's your warning you two: YOUR ASSES ARE GONNA BE KICKED!
Brad and Gordon gasped in shock and we went at them! Kalin appeared to help beat White Chazz.
Battle 1: Misty Tredwell
Persephone, Acid Man and Snake Man were facing Misty.
Persephone: How's Toby doing Misty?
Misty Tredwell: Good thank you.
Snake Man: Lets do this Misty.
Acid Man: This experiment is gonna be a successful one.
Misty Tredwell: Lets do it!
Misty called out her Mega Seviper, Serperior and Salazzle and they went at Misty and punched her pokemon and blasted them with green fire, acid and search snakes and knocked them all down in fiery explosions!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Persephone fired a wave of fire and knocked down Misty with it.
Persephone: Victory for the green flame.
Battle 2: Greiger
Boris, Ultra Humanite and Clawful were facing Greiger.
Greiger: Boy that Brad and Gordon kids really were filthy.
Boris: Tell me about it.
Ultra Humanite: I can't believe they hate Kick so much like that.
Clawful: Yeah. Having that much hatred in one sitting like that will kill you.
Greiger: I agree. Here's my awesome Pokemon.
Greiger called out his Pokemon and he had 5 Wailord's and 2 Mega Wailords!
Boris: 5 Wailords and 2 Mega Wailords.
Clawful: I had a feeling you would choose whale Pokemon because of Chacu Challhua.
Greiger: What can I say? I love whales.
Ultra Humanite: They are the gentle giants of our planet.
Boris: Lets roll!
They went at Greiger and his Pokemon and blasted them with indigo fire, psychic energy and water blasts and they slammed into them and drenched and burned them all over the place and Greiger was knocked down from the blasts and out.
Boris: Yeah.
Battle 3: Devack
Dante, Lasher and Phage were facing Devack.
Lasher: How did you get everyone in the whole town to hear what Brad and Gordon were saying?
Devack: I have a live feed function on my Duel Disk that broadcasted that whole conversation they were saying to the whole town.
Phage: Wow!
Dante: That is genius!
Lasher: So that's how you incriminated Brad and Gordon.
Devack: And they never saw it coming.
Dante: Sneaky and clever.
Lasher: It sure is.
Devack: I have new Pokemon for you to see.
Devack called out his 3 Monferno and he also had 2 Mega Infernape.
Dante: 3 Monferno and 2 Mega Infernape. Awesome choices.
Lasher: Figured you would have monkey Pokemon because of Cusillu.
Devack: Indeed.
Dante: And apes are an important part of Human Evolution because we evolved from them.
Devack: That's true.
Dante: Lets dance.
Dante, Lasher and Phage fired blasts of fire and blades of energy and they smashed into the Pokemon and knocked them and Devack down.
Dante: Good battle.
Battle 4: White Chazz
Kalin, Luna and Sam S.L. were facing White Chazz.
Luna: Lets dance dude.
White Chazz: Lets! I summon WHITE KNIGHT GARDNA, WHITE KNIGHT LANCER, WHITE KNIGHT LORD and WHITE KNIGHT SWORDSMAN!
He summoned said monsters and they were the knights of light. He summoned 2 White Knight Swordsman.
Luna: Nice monsters dude.
Sam S.L.: They sure are.
Kalin: Now for our monsters. Ladies first.
Sam S.L.: How gentlemanly. I summon SACRED PHOENIX OF NEPHTHYS, FIREBIRD, HAND OF NEPHTHYS, and MATRIARCH OF NEPHTHYS!
She summoned said monsters.
Luna: Wow! Good choices Sam.
Sam S.L.: Thanks Lunes.
Luna: I summon JORMUNGARDR THE NORDIC SERPENT, ALVISS OF THE NORDIC ALFAR, DVERG OF THE NORDIC ALFAR, FENRIR THE NORDIC WOLF, GARMR OF THE NORDIC BEASTS, GULDFAXE OF THE NORDIC BEASTS, GULLVEIG OF THE NORDIC ASCENDANT, LJOSALF OF THE NORDIC ALFAR, MARA OF THE NORDIC ALFAR, MARA OF THE NORDIC ALFAR, MIMIR OF THE NORDIC ASCENDANT, SVARTALF OF THE NORDIC ALFAR, TANNGNJOSTR OF THE NORDIC BEASTS, TANNGRISNIR OF THE NORDIC BEASTS, TYR OF THE NORDIC CHAMPIONS, YORMUNGARDE, KAIRYU-SHIN, VALKYRIE OF THE NORDIC ASCENDANT and VANADIS OF THE NORDIC ASCENDANT!
She summoned said monsters and they were all the creatures based on legends in Norse and Scandinavian Myth.
Kalin: Wow! Cool selection Luna. I didn't know you were into the creatures of Scandinavian and Norse Myth.
Luna: J.D. and Hunter got me into it. It's a really fascinating subject dudes.
Kalin: It sure is. I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CCAPAC APU!
He summoned the Giant Earthbound Immortal Ccapac Apu.
Sam S.L.: Lets do it!
Sam fired a massive blast of fire and Luna fired a wave of water and Kalin fired a wave of blue fire and the monsters and Ccapac Apu fired energy waves and powerful blasts of fire and energy and they slammed into White Chazz and his monsters and obliterated them in an instant leaving nothing of him left.
Luna: YEAH!
Kalin: Good riddance to that nut job.
Battle 5: Jumo
Shanan was facing Jumo.
Shanan: You give dolls everywhere a really bad name.
Mika then appeared.
Mika: You made me hurt my friends and family and you will pay for it!
Mika then pulled out a Sailor Crystal rod.
Mika: WAYUNGKULIT CRYSTAL POWER!
She transformed into an awesome and new Sailor Soldier. She transformed into SAILOR WAYUNGKULIT!
Shanan: WHOA! Mika you look awesome as a Sailor Soldier!
Mika: I sure do. J.D. gave me the power to become one. It's amazing.
Sammy: Wow! Mika you look incredible!
Mika: Thanks Sammy.
Shanan: You sure look awesome. Lets get this freak!
Sammy: Let me help too.
Mika: Are you sure Sammy? You might get hurt.
Sammy: I'll be fine. Sailor Moon is one of my heroes and she gave me the drive to fight for my friends and family.
Shanan: You are a really brave boy Sammy. Lets get her.
They went at Jumo and Shanan punched her in the face and Sammy kicked her in the stomach and the face and Mika blasted her with energy blasts all over and they slammed into Jumo and exploded all over the place.
Shanan: You have failed our galaxy.
Shanan fired a wave of energy and Mika fired a blast of energy and the blasts combined and slammed into Jumo and obliterated her into nothing.
Sailor Moon then came.
Sailor Moon: Wow! Sammy, you were awesome!
Sammy: How do you know my name Sailor Moon?
Sailor Moon: Because I know you Sammy.
She took off her Tiara and revealed herself. Shocking Sammy.
Sammy: Serena! Big sis, you are Sailor Moon!?
Sailor Moon: That's right little bro.
Sammy: Wow! Sis this is incredible! My own big sister is also the famous Sailor Moon!
Shanan: Big surprise huh? Secret identities are practically done now. Sammy, Sailor Moon is also the princess of the Moon Kingdom. But there is a dark story behind it.
Shanan went over the terrible history of the Moon Kingdom and more and Sammy and Mika were shocked.
Sammy: Whoa! That's terrible! And Queen Beryl was the monster that destroyed the Moon Kingdom?
Shanan: That's right and we killed her. But you have to keep Sailor Moon's identity a secret. If Queen Beryl's forces found out about her being Sailor Moon, they would do anything they can to kill her.
Sammy: I will. Thanks Shanan.
Shanan: You're welcome.
Battle 6: Brad Buttowski
We regrouped and we were facing Brad Buttowski.
Me: You are through Brad.
We went at him and I punched him in the face and kicked him in the crotch.
Meg Griffin: Here's something to shut you up.
She pulled out a 44 Magnum gun and shot his leg and blew it completely off! He was screaming in excruciating pain!
Brian: I can't believe you still have that gun after all this time Meg.
Meg Griffin: I know but it's worth it.
Meg also showed her tattoos.
Brian: And the tattoos too? Wow.
Me: Lets blast him with combos.
Red Alert: You got it.
April O Neil: Lets get him!
Red Alert turned into his Cybertron Form and the Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his rocket and turned it into a powerful plasma cannon and April O Neil used the Animatron Cyber Planet Key and she got an awesome sword of fire.
Runamuck and Ice Man used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Runamuck's friction blaster and Ice Man's ice powers 100-fold.
Red Alert and April O Neil: PLASMA FLAMEBLADE BARRAGE!
Red Alert fired a blast of energy and April fired a barrage of blades made of fire.
Runamuck and Ice Man (Mega Man): ICESTORM FRICTION BLAST!
Runamuch fired his Friction Blaster and Ice Man fired his ice ray.
The blasts hit Brad and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Kick Buttkowski: Lets finish him! STUNTFIRE FISTBLAST!
Kick fired a massive wave of fire and it formed into a fist.
Kendall: FLOWERFIST POWERPUNCH!
Kendall fired a wave of flowers and it formed into a fist. Both the fists slammed into Brad and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
The Loud Sisters then viciously pulverized Brad all over in a brutal fight cloud and smashed him into pulp. Knocking him out.
Brad was badly hurt and knocked out.
Me: Now for Gordon.
Battle 7: Gordon
We faced Gordon and I punched him in the face and Nico kicked him in the crotch and Vince kicked him in the back of the head and Kick kicked him in the back of the head and in his stomach and bit his crotch and Gordon screamed like a little girl and Kendall headbutt him and punched him in the mouth and knocked out his teeth. The Megaforce Rangers blasted him all over and smashed him all over and Loderool, Nivenna, Aokua, and Eximiar smashed and blasted Gordon all over with incredible fury.
Whitney: Now here is a present for you. JUNGLE STYLE NINJA ART: BIGGEST SWING IN JUNGLE HISTORY!
Whitney touched the ground and trapped Gordon in a huge tree and it left his head, feet and hands exposed.
Gordon: Trapping me in a tree? Is that all you got bitch?
Whitney: Wait for it.
A jet engine sound was heard and coming right towards Gordon at an incredible speed was George of The Jungle swinging on a vine towards him and he was going at like 500 miles per hour!
George: This gonna hurt!
WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!
George then smashed into Gordon with incredibly devastating force!
CCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
Whitney: (WINCES) OOOOOOHHHH! That's gonna like leave a mark.
Me: (WINCES) YICHIHUAHUAS! THAT'S GONNA STING!
Plant Man: OOOHHH! OUCH!
Nico: (WINCES) MAN THAT'S NOT GONNA FEEL GOOD IN THE MORNING!
George: (Weakly) George not feel so good.
The tree then cracked and fell down.
Whitney: TIMBER!
The tree crashed and really hurt Gordon.
Dark Spicer: Nice one Whitney! Watch this one.
Dark Spicer turned into Trojanware!
Trojanware merged with Eddy's blaster. Turning it into an awesome and more powerful positronic ion megablaster.
Eddy: AWESOME!
Kendall: I didn't think you'd ever do that with Team Loud Phoenix Storm's equipment.
Trojanware: I couldn't at first. But now I'm able to since they fully trust me!
Eddy: Lets see what this can do.
He fired a powerful laser blast from the blaster and it slammed into Gordon and the tree exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Me: WHOA! Nice shot!
Laney: Awesome!
Me: Now for the big combos. Show no mercy D.K. Crew!
Donkey Kong: You got it! HERE COMES DONKEY KONG!
Donkey Kong and Devon Michaels: COCONUT CHEETAH SPEED PUMMEL!
Diddy Kong and Ravi Shaw: PEANUT GORILLA SMASH SHELLS!
Tiny Kong and Zoey Reeves: FEATHER JACKRABBIT SPEED STAB!
Lanky Kong and Nate Silva: GRAPE MANTIS POKE SLASH!
Chunky Kong and Steel: PINEAPPLE SCARAB SMASH SWARM!
They fired waves of fruit and energy and the blasts smashed Gordon all over the place with incredible force!
Scott Truman and Devon Michaels: APOCALYPTIC CHEETAH SPEEDBLAST!
Flynn McAllister and Ravi Shaw: APOCALYPTIC GORILLA PUNCH!
Summer Landsdown and Zoey Reeves: APOCALYPTIC JACKRABBIT KICK!
Nate Reeves and Gem: APOCALYPTIC MANTIS SLASH!
Gemma and Steel: APOCALYPTIC SCARAB SWARM!
Dillon and Zack Taylor: APOCALYPTIC MASTODON STAMPEDE!
Ziggy Grover and Joel Rawlings: APOCALYPTIC SKY FLIGHT!
They fired blasts of energy and they formed into animals of energy and they slammed into Gordon and exploded all over!
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Naruto: Lets finish this clod!
Laney: With pleasure!
Naruto and Laney: LEAFWIND STYLE NINJA ART: RAZOR LEAF RASENSHURIKEN!
Naruto formed a Wind Style: Rasenshuriken and Laney infused it with leaves and Naruto threw it and it slammed into Gordon and exploded with incredible power!
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The leaves shredded him all over the place and cut him up and knocked him out.
Gordon and Brad were arrested.
Police Officer: You 2 are under arrest!
Gordon's dad: You are a mistake Gordon! I can't believe you of all people, my own son and flesh and blood, would be this evil. Especially to someone like Kick and to the entire town he lived in! You are going to prison for a long long time and consider yourself no longer part of our family ever! You are hereby disowned and disinherited!
Gordon gasped in shock! Gordon lost his family and his last name and he was stripped of his inheritance and he will now be forever broke, homeless and penniless.
Mrs. Buttowski: Bradley Elizabeth Buttowski, you are in so much trouble young man! You being a bully and a monster is completely unacceptable! Kick is not the one that is a mistake Brad, you are! You are hereby disowned from our family!
Police Officer: And they are both looking at spending the rest of their lives in prison. Brad will be taken to the Jupiter Prison and Gordon will be placed in the Nome Maximum Security Insane Asylum.
Me: Good.
Nico: You two have failed this city.
Vince: I didn't know Elizabeth was a boys name.
We laughed.
Brad: You will pay for this Kick! This is not the end! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU DILLWEED!
Gordon: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS BUTTOWSKI! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
Kick's aura flared up with incredible power!
Meg Griffin: And for good messure...
BANG BANG!
She blasted Gordon's legs off as well and he screamed in pain.
Meg Griffin: Enjoy your life as an amputee.
Brad was taken to the Jupiter Prison and he was now the cellmate of Terrence and Rojo.
Gordon was placed in Solitary Confinement at the Nome Maximum Security Insane Asylum and he was now being watched 24/7 and they were gonna make sure that he doesn't escape or anything like that. If he does escape, he will be killed on sight.
The Masters of Evil came.
Ultra Humanite: (to Devack) That was very clever on how you used the live feed function on your Duel Disk to broadcast evidence of Brad's true nature.
Devack: Why, thank you.
Me: It was pure genius.
Misty Tredwell: I actually remember that function exposed Sayer before.
Yusei: Don't forget that I was the one who did it.
Snake Man: That's true.
Me: And you sent Sayer off to Hell.
Greiger: (to Kick) Kick, tell us if that next door neighbor of yours is giving you problems.
Kick: Don't worry. I will.
The Masters of Evil teleport out.
We had Kick and his friends and family all joined us in Team Loud Phoenix Storm and it was awesome. We deleted the video of Brad humiliating me and more.
Kick and Kendall are now boyfriend and girlfriend and it was adorable.
Kick: (To the viewers) Don't be like my former brother or you will answer to us.
Me: Yep.
Kick threw up the goats.
FLASHBACK ENDS
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was INFURIATED With Brad!
Applejack: WHY THAT DIRTY LOW-DOWN MONSTER!
Nico: I know. I hate him for saying that.
Laney: Me too.
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Smithers: We're here.
Nico: On screen.
We saw that we were at a golden yellow planet.
Me: Wow!
Nico: Beautiful planet. Lets get to landing.
We got to landing and we landed in the golden yellow oceans.
We got out.
Me: Wow!
Nico: Look at this planet.
Xenia: Wow!
Varie: Amazing!
Camie: Lets see.
Camie went and picked some of the water up and tasted it.
Camie: Hey! This is Apple Cider!
We saw that the planet was an OCEAN PLANET MADE ENTIRELY OF APPLE CIDER!
Judge: A planet full of Apple Cider, huh?
10,000 Volt Ghost: (Electrified Voice) Does anyone have a problem with that?
Rainbow Dash was REALLY GIDDY!
Rainbow Dash: This… is… AWESOME! I LOVE APPLE CIDER!
She flew in and dove into the ocean and guzzled down Apple Cider all over the place.
Rainbow Dash: Ahh! So delicious! Sweet Wampam!
Youngblood: Applejack, your thoughts?
Applejack: This is an amazing planet! It's a world full of so much apple cider that it's perfect.
Me: Boy you would never run out of apple cider for Cider Season.
Lola: Yeah no kidding!
Qin: Yeah. But this is enough Apple Cider to last forever.
I went and got a mug and put some in it and drank it.
Me: (GUZZLING IT DOWN) Mmm! Delicious and refreshing!
David Cain: You know what would go great with Apple Cider?
Windfall: What?
David Cain: Honeycrisp.
Me: Honeycrisp apples?
David Cain: Yep.
Me: Well any kind of apples are great for Apple Cider.
Qin: Yep. Including Zap Apples.
Camie: That's for sure.
Manaphy: Bellossom, did Poromon ever have feelings for you before I became his girlfriend?
Bellossom: No thankfully he didn't. But he was an awesome partner to help out with in times of action.
Manaphy: Cool.
Qin: Those were fun.
Maria: Well, we better get ready for the race.
Nico: And there's the garage too.
Me: Lets go.
We got ready and got our Airboats ready and drove them into the garage.
Qin: This is gonna be so awesome.
RD Lucy: Let's get ready to race.
Nico: I'm really excited.
We got ready and the route was the same as the egg nog planet. Shirahoshi and the mermaids were going to swim.
Nico: I'm ready.
Billy Natson: And Welcome to another awesome and amazing race for you all. Hello I'm Billy Natson and we have an amazing treat for you all today. We are on an ocean planet made entirely out of Apple Cider and with us is our very own legendary Team Loud Phoenix Storm and their awesome frenemies of the Masters of Evil and we're ready for another awesome race. You ready for an awesome race J.D.?
Me: You bet we are Billy!
Rainbow Dash: And it will be awesome!
Billy Natson: Love that spirit! Lets get this started!
We were ready!
Krista: RACERS TAKE YOUR MARKS!
We were ready.
Krista: (RAISES THE GREEN FLAG) GET SET…
We were ready to have fun.
Krista: (WAVES THE GREEN FLAG) REV UP AND GOOOOOOOO!
We zoomed out of the garage and onto the juice for a great race!
Billy Natson: AND THEY'RE OFF!
Ben Ravencroft: Eat my dust!
Heart: You are aware I faced a Kamen Rider who used speed, right?
Me: I remember that Heart!
May: That was awesome!
Me: But we're not on dust we're on Juice.
Ben Ravencroft: My bad.
I zoomed and then drenched Nico, Ben and May in juice!
SPLASH!
Me: Wow! Look at this planet. Like the Eggnog Planet this planet has oceans of Apple Cider goes on forever.
Maria: No kidding! Not a single speck of land in sight.
Eli: Yeah. It goes on forever.
Lola: The oceans of juice are amazing.
Terrence went passed us.
Terrence: No, you don't!
Applejack: YEEHAW! Try this on!
She zoomed passed Terrance!
We were at the halfway mark!
Me: Halfway mark.
Lola: YEAH!
Amora the Enchantress: We're halfway there.
Evil Drill Man: I'm getting there first!
Apple Bloom: This win is for me and Applejack!
Qin: Oh yeah!?
It was a fast and brutal run to the finish!
We were zooming across the oceans of cider! Rainbow Jack was still guzzling cider all over the place!
RD Girl Jordan: Geez, Rainbow Dash, you're still at it?!
Me: Boy I will say this though, she LOVES Apple Cider though.
Applejack: (LAUGHS) She sure does.
Rainbow Dash: I can't get enough of this cider though! It's awesome!
Me: You're gonna be bloated like a water balloon.
Kirby: More like me when I'm bloated with water.
Nico: No kidding.
Evil Cut Man: I'm getting to the finish line first!
Baron Mordo: Not before me, you won't!
Me: We're almost there.
We saw the Finish Line up ahead.
Nico: There it is!
Applejack: YEEHAW!
Billy Natson: And here come the winners of the race! IT'S J.D. KNUDSON, APPLEJACK, APPLE BLOOM, LINCOLN AND RAINBOW DASH!
EVERYONE CHEERED WILDLY!
Qin: WAHOO!
Xenia: YEAH!
Applejack and Apple Bloom: YEEHAW!
Agitos: Rainbow Dash, I suggest you use the bathroom before doing anything else!
Rainbow Dash: Nah. I'll be good. I still have enough energy in me for the usual battles and the battle.
Me: Love that spirit RD.
Qin: Now to go find Brad and pulverize the shit out of that jerk!
Nico: Yeah!
Eli: I sense that he's garage there.
Nico: Lets go get him.
Grodd: He won't be expecting that many of us.
Live Action Mixmaster: No, he won't.
Me: Now he has ALL of us to face.
Nico: Yep.
Lola: Lets get him.
Camie: Entrance time!
We went at the garage.
Brad Buttowski was REALLY SEETHING AND RAGING and he was really screaming at the top of his lungs in hate and rage! Then the spirits of plants, apples and nature of lightning appeared and they swirled around him and then they converged and then…
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A massive fiery explosion went off above him and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Me: Long time no punch buttface Brad!
Brad Buttowski: YOU FUCKING DILLWEED! I WILL KILL YOU!
Deadpool: You're just mad that you haven't appeared on TV since 2012! And that you share a voice with everyone's favorite Lupinranger inspired Antitrix user!
Brad Buttowski: What the Hell are you talking about?!
Deadpool: You know what I'm talking about, Danny Cooksey! Man, I hope there's a chapter for Dave the Barbarian in the future!
Eddy: Wade stick to the script!
Me: Yeah and Brad I'm going to pulverize your fucking butt in!
I teleported and punched him in the stomach and face and kicked him in the face and kicked him in the face and kicked him the crotch! Then I kicked him in the face and smashed him down.
Me: That's for what you said to us 2 years ago!
Marluxia: I don't think you're aware of how many there are of us.
Brad Buttowski: Math is for losers like you!
Neapolitan just gave Brad the middle finger.
Nico: You make me sick Brad!
Qin: And I wish we could just kill you here!
Xenia: You don't give a flying fuck about anyone but yourself!
Brad Buttowski: You're right I DON'T BECAUSE BRAD RULES!
Me: FUCK YOU!
Then Mortal Kombat Scorpion. Count Spankulot, Jack O Lantern (Billy & Mandy), Xigbar, Black Lance, Deadwood, Magma, Manta Bayarsh, Bizarro, Oculous, Toad, Aries Zodiart, Lady Quark, Toar, Major Mucus, Emil Eagle, Luna Ghost, Yost Executioner, Allomere, Evil Solar Man, and Evil Yamato Man Appeared.
Nico: Mortal Kombat Scorpion. Count Spankulot, Jack O Lantern (Billy & Mandy), Xigbar, Black Lance, Deadwood, Magma, Manta Bayarsh, Bizarro, Oculous, Toad, Aries Zodiart, Lady Quark, Toar, Major Mucus, Emil Eagle, Luna Ghost, Yost Executioner, Allomere, Evil Solar Man, and Evil Yamato Man.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: It's good you guys kept the TV.
Count Spankulot: (Transylvanian Accent) It would be very bad to waste a good TV like that.
Xigbar: I agree on that one.
Me: ME too.
Black Lance: (To Nico) We heard you fought Lila Rossi.
Nico: Yep.
Deadwood: And that Marinette transformed.
Me: Yep she sure did.
Rojomon then appeared.
Rojomon: Congrats on winning the race, guys!
Me: Thanks Rojomon. Up for another round?
Rojomon: Yep.
Me: Cool cool.
We got the battles underway.
Flare Corona, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Liu Kang, Sonya Blade, Sasame Fuma and RD Lola vs Mortal Kombat Scorpion - Nico's rescue on Bespin and Marinette facing Lila Rossi and getting some well deserved payback
Mortal Kombat Scorpion was first.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: (to Flare Corona) Nico's rescue was on Bespin. Marinette faced Lila Rossi there and got some well deserved payback.
Flare Corona: She sure did and man it was really awesome! After everything that Lila did in Paris to Marinette, her mother and Chloe's dad Lila REALLY had it coming. And we sent that monster packing.
Sunset Shimmer: She transformed into her very own Super Angel Celestial Eternity Xelnaga form and REALLY let her have it.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that was so awesome!
Sunburn: Everyone was glad that Marinette got some well deserved payback and justice for both her mom and Chloe's dad and also payback for all the terrible things she did to her.
Liu Kang: That girl has a heart as black as night.
Sonya Blade: Yeah no kidding there.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: Boy that girl has no heart at all. Lets do it!
(MORTAL KOMBAT THEME PLAYS)
TEST YOUR MIGHT! (WHAP) TEST YOUR MIGHT! TEST YOUR MIGHT! (WHAP) TEST YOUR MIGHT!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
They went at him and punched and kicked and smashed him all over! Flare then used the Fire Fruit Lockseed and got a fire sword and read a verse and fired waves of fire and smashed him all over and they fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Flare Corona: Flawless Victory.
Lucy Heartfilia, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Numbuh 3, Laxus Dreyar and Alan & Ann VS Count Spankulot - Us battling Another Panuncian, Another Cassiopeia Undead Zodiarts and Another Condiment King
Count Spankulot was next.
Count Spankulot: (to Lucy) Nico, Leif's team, Condiment King's team, and the others did very good battling Another Panuncian, Another Cassiopeia Undead Zodiarts and Another Condiment King. All of them... have actually not been bad!
Lucy Heartfilia: They sure did and they were all really awesome. But it was the Another Panuncian that had a really dark past. We found out that her parents were psychotic serial killers and they were executed for capital murder. But we found out that she was a girl that wass ignored all the time at school and turned into an outcast. But one person NEVER ignored her and that was J.D. Knudson. He saved her from a life of loneliness. And then J.D. did a very selfless deed in saving her life too. Some crazy nutjob kid who lost his parents by her parents stabbed her in the heart with a knife and J.D. gave his heart to her and saved her life.
Count Spankulot: Oh my goodness! What happened to the kid that did it?
Starlight Glimmer: He was sent to a maximum security insane asylum.
Cozy Glow: That day was when J.D. discovered his immortality and invincibility back then.
Hex: Yeah he is a hero.
Numbuh 3: He sure is.
Count Spankulot: What a bad person and he must be punished.
Starlight Glimmer: You can always send the Spank Happy KND members after him.
Count Spankulot: Ooh! Good idea! Lets do it!
Lucy used the Zodiac Fruit Lockseed and got a Stellar Zodiac Sword and she read a verse and fired waves of energy and stars and smashed him all over and then they fired waves of energy, stars, magic, lightning, bones and skulls and smashed him down.
Juvia Lockser, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Cali, Hugo, Mags, Billy, Mandy, Moonlight Raven and Mandy VS Jack O'Lantern (Billy & Mandy) - Lincoln's rescue
Jack O Lantern (Billy & Mandy) Was next.
Jack O Lantern: (Billy & Mandy) (To Juvia) I heard that Lincolns rescue was where they battled Andrei, the Sabbat Archbishop. How was it?
Juvia: It was really cool! And we gave that monster Andrei what for.
Trixie Lulamoon: And it was an amazing battle for Lincoln and the Great and Powerful Trixie!
Triple Berry: We all had fun on that.
Flynn: We sure did and we sent that guy packing. That's right! BOOM!
Cali: We sure did.
Hugo: Everyone had fun on that one.
Mags Yeah it was.
Jack O Lantern (Billy & Mandy): That was awesome. And Billy these last few days have been really rough on you haven't they.
Billy: Yeah but I'm better now.
Mandy: He needed some love after what he went through.
Moonlight Raven: But we're glad he is okay. By the way are you still laughing after what we did on the days before Halloween?
Jack O Lantern (Billy and Mandy): I couldn't stop laughing for days after that! Everyone in the Masters of Evil tried to calm me down but I couldn't stop myself. I almost died of laughter. Not that I can die anyway. But tell J.D. that was a really genius prank line he did.
Juvia: I'll tell him. But in all honesty we never have seen you laugh that hard before.
Jack O Lantern (Billy and Mandy): That was the longest I've ever laughed. Lets do it!
Juvia used the Rain fruit Lockseed and got a Rain Sword and she read a verse and fired waves of water and smashed him all over and they fired waves of magic and rain and smashed him down.
Erza Scarlet, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Leni, King Stefan, and Loud House Taylor vs Xigbar - Lincoln's rescues in Dark World are awesome.
Xigbar was next.
Xigbar: (to Erza) Lincoln's rescues in the Dark World are awesome. And I'm probably not the only one who thinks so.
Erza Scarlet: No they are all amazing and cool.
Twilight Sparkle: They sure are. And I think they are great and fun.
Starshine Sparkle: All the adventures we had on Lincoln's rescues and more are really fun.
Spyro: Boy I'll say! They are cool.
Leni: They are totes amazing.
Xigbar: It sure was. Lets do it!
Erza requiped and was in her Heaven's Wheel Armor and she got out the Star Fruit Lockseed and got a Star Sword and she read a verse and a massive shower of light swords and smashed him all over and they fired waves of light and magic and smashed him down.
Jimmy, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Mystic Force Rangers, Slinkman and Smithers VS Black Lance (Mystic Force) - Meeting gene-slammers for Ghostrick Nekomusume and Mozarta the Melodious Maestra
Black Lance was next.
Black Lance (to Jimmy): I heard you guys met gene-slammers for Ghostrick Nekomusume and Mozarta the Melodious Maestra. What are their names?
Jimmy: Their names are Makoto Haruki and Yuzu Boyle and they are really great guardian angels for Lincoln.
Applejack: They sure are and their stories are cool too.
Apple Bloom: They sure are.
FLASHBACK
Makoto Haruki: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Yuzu Boyle: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Makoto Haruki: (Japanese Accent) That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right. So, Makoto, what's the story on why you hate Flip with a blazing passion, and Yuzu, what's your story on why you hate Scoots with a burning passion?
Makoto Haruki: (Japanese Accent) You're not going to like it one bit. One time, Lincoln and I were both heading home after getting some groceries, but then, we heard the bellowing yell and smelled the stench of a smelly mutant cheapskate, and we saw who it was: it was Flip, and he was trying to kill Lincoln again, but I'd had it with that smelly mutant, so I kicked him into a trash can, and called a bunch of cats to attack him and he ran away, only to be caught by the police and sent back to prison.
We gasped.
Me: Whoa, so the one who sent those cats after Flip that day was you? Wow.
Lincoln: Yep, and when we told the family, naturally, they were mad at Flip, but were glad that I was okay, along with Makoto.
Yuzu Boyle: Flip got what he deserved. Okay, here's why I hated Scoots with a burning passion: it was during a show Lincoln, Luna, Sully, Mazzy, Sam, and I did at Lynn's Table, and we were rocking the house, but then, Scoots showed up and threw tomatoes at us and she was laughing like the crazy old witch she is, and I got so pissed off, I ran at Scoots and hit her hard in the head with a guitar and using my guitar as a baseball bat, I sent Scoots flying right back to The Lansing Maximum Security Nuthouse. We found out Scoots attacked the guards and escaped to head back to Gotham Royal York to get revenge on The Loud Family for throwing her there.
Nico: (Gasps) Why, that crazy old witch!
Luna: Yep, she tried to get revenge on us by throwing those tomatoes at us and ruining our gig, but Yuzu hit her hard in the head with her guitar and using it as a baseball bat, she sent her right back to the nuthouse.
Lincoln: And now, Scoots is dead and gone forever, and she's never coming back.
Luna: You said it.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Black Lance: That stupid Mutant Cheapskate and that malignant old scooter riding witch! Boy Scoots just never took a hint did she.
Flashwing: No she sure didn't. But I'm glad that Scoots is gone for good.
Nick Russell: So is the rest of the city. And Flip is now being in our humiliations.
Black Lance: Yep. Lets do it!
Jimmy used the apple lockseed and got an Apple Club and he read a verse and fired waves of energy and smashed him all over and they fired waves of apples, rock, earth, mud, boulders, crystal and energy and smashed him down.
Johnny 2x4, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Dino Thunder Rangers, Youngblood, and Family Guy Penelope VS Deadwood - The Mascots did all sorts of awesome adventures in a cardboard box.
Deadwood was next.
Deadwood: (to Jonny) The Mascots did all sorts of awesome adventures in a cardboard box. What were some of them?
Jonny 2X4: They did all kinds of amazing adventures!
Fluttershy: They did mountain climbing adventure, A police and cops and robbers adventure and they did a realistic space launch, a Robot Pirate Island Adventure and more and it was fun.
Tornado Bolt: And it was really realistic. It sounded so cool.
Stealth Elf: Lily said that she, SpongeBob and Patrick did the same things back when they bought a big screen TV and played in the box. Lily has that TV in her room.
Connor McKnight: Yeah and those adventures they did were so realistic and fun.
Deadwood: Wow! That is cool!
Fluttershy: But Nico was scared when they heard that they would have to use saws to cut off their arms and legs after an avalanche.
Deadwood: (GULPS) I would not like that! Lets do it!
Jonny used the Watermelon Lockseed and got a Watermelon Hammer and he read a verse and a shower of acorns and watermelons smashed him all over and they fired waves of flowers, grass, leaves and fruit and smashed him down.
Koji, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Pele the Fire Goddess, RD Luan and RD Lucy VS Magma - an Apple Cider Planet is Rainbow Dash's vision of heaven
Magma was next.
Magma: (to Koji) An Apple Cider Planet is Rainbow Dash's vision of heaven. Is she drinking a lot?
Koji: I think the answer to that question is obvious on that one.
Rainbow Dash was patting her belly and it was REALLY Sloshing from being full of Apple Cider!
Rainbow Dash: This was some of the most awesome apple cider ever.
Scootloo: Boy this is more apple cider than what we normally have at Sweet Apple Acres.
Whirlwind: An Apple Cider Ocean Planet is really amazing.
Pele: Boy it sure is! Rainbow Dash loves it here.
Magma: Boy I can tell she is happy. Lets do it!
Koji used the Rainbow Fruit Lockseed and got a Rainbow Sword and then he read a verse and fired waves of rainbow lightning and smashed him all over and they fired waves of light, wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.
Taylor (Loud House), Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, LupinRangers, Tyrone McGee, and Terrence vs Manta Bayarsh - Rainbow Dash loves Apple Cider
Manta Bayarsh was next.
Manta Bayarsh: (to Taylor) Rainbow Dash loves Apple Cider. How much has she drank so far?
Taylor: She drank 4 gallons of it and man oh man is she full of it.
Rarity: We have never seen anyone or anypony drink that much before darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Boy no kidding and Rainbow Dash SURE LOVES Apple Cider of any kind.
Gill Grunt: She sure does. Anyone that loves that much apple cider is a true lover of it.
Kairi Yano: I agree there.
Manta Bayarsh: I do too. Lets do it!
Taylor used the Fire Jewel Fruit Lockseed and got a Fire Jewel Sword and she read a verse and fired waves of energy and smashed him all over and they fired waves of fire, jewels, water and ice and smashed him down.
Tommy, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, AncientMegatheriummon, RD Girl Jordan and RD Clyde VS Oculous - Brad Buttowski is out for revenge!?
Oculous was next.
Oculous: (to Tommy) Brad Buttowski is out for revenge!? Didn't you guys defeat him before the Royal Defenders war?
Tommy: Yeah we sure did! What Brad did was awful and he hates his brother Kick with a vengeance. He caused so many nasty problems for him. It's like he hated him from the very moment that Kick was born.
Princess Celestia: I can't believe he is that dangerous! Me and my sister had disagreements but never the way Brad did with Kick.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah no kidding there! What Brad does gives all siblings everywhere a REALLY Bad name!
King Solar: I agree with you too there sweetie.
Amber Morning: Me too daddy. What Brad does makes me sick.
Spotlight: Yeah Brad is an absolute disgrace.
AncientMegatheriummon: Yeah no kidding there. And J.D. and Jayme are not like that too.
Oculous: Indeed. (To RD Girl Jordan) You hated Kick Buttowski didn't you?
RD Girl Jordan: Yeah we sure did. Everyone on the Royal Defenders hated Brad for everything he did.
Oculous: That is a really good reason for it. Lets do it!
Tommy used the Ice and Light Fruit Lockseeds and he got a SNOWBLIND SWORD! He read a verse and fired waves of energy and ice and smashed him all over the place. Then they fired waves of ice and light and smashed him down.
Princess What's-Her-Name, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Superman, Agitos and Nivenna VS Bizarro - When will Brad Learn
Bizarro was next.
Bizarro: (to Princess What's Her Name) When will Brad never Learn? Being jerk will get you everywhere in life.
Princess What's-Her-Name: Being a jerk gets you everywhere in life and helps.
Pinkie Pie: It does help.
Maud Pie: (monotonously) And being a jerk is good for people.
Featherweight: It sure is.
Sprocket: Being a jerk is good for people. Especially for good people like Brad.
Superman: Yes it is.
Bizarro: Bizarro disagree. Lets not do it!
Princess What's-Her Name used the Metal Fruit Lockseed and got a metal gear scythe and then she read a verse and they fired waves of energy and smashed him all over and they fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Supergirl, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Wolverine, Jubilee, Storm, Lobo and Deadpool VS Toad - Brad is definitely a pathetic excuse of a brother
Toad was next.
Toad: (to Supergirl) Brad is definitely a pathetic excuse of a brother. If you and I had siblings, we wouldn't treat them like shit!
Supergirl: You better believe we would never do that!
Princess Luna: I agree there too! Celestia and I may have had disagreements but she would never treat me like dirt.
Moondust: What Brad does to Kick makes him a mad dog that needs to be put down!
Snowdrop: Yeah I agree there! Even though many of us where with the team when they faced him the first time back then that was a rough battle.
Gari: I agree there too!
Blackout: I agree too. That was awful.
Wolverine: No kidding there. He is pure evil.
Jubilee: He is an absolute psychopath.
Storm: He sure is.
Toad: He sure is. Lets do it!
Supergirl used the Darkfruit Lock Seed and got a Dark Sword and she read a verse and fired waves of darkness and smashed him all over and they fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed him down.
Aries and Hanabi VS Aries Zodiarts
Aries Zodiarts was next.
Aries Zodiarts: Boy three rescues all on Bespin.
Aries: Yeah that was awesome.
Hanabi: It sure was awesome.
They fired waves of fireworks and stars and smashed him down.
X-Squad Bangray VS Lady Quark
Lady Quark was next.
Lady Quark: Boy Nico's rescue was really awesome.
X-Squad Bangray: It sure was coo.
He fired waves of energy and smashed her down all over.
Botan VS Toar
Toar was next.
Toar: Boy Nico sure had a nasty headache huh?
Botan: (British Accent) Yes he sure did and it was from a hangover.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Billy VS Major Mucus
Major Mucus was next.
Major Mucus: YOU READY FOR ME TO SNOT YOU!
Billy: (Stupid Talk) What's snot?
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Wynn the Wind Charmer VS Emel Eagle
Emel Eagle was next.
Emel Eagle: Hope you're ready for the wind.
Wynn: I'm always ready for the wind.
Ziggy VS Luna Ghost
Luna Ghost was next.
Luna Ghost: This will be good.
Ziggy: It always is.
He fired waves of energy and blasted him down.
Sally VS Yost Executioner
Yost Executioner was next.
Yost Executioner: You ready for me?
Sally: Always ready.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Luna Lovegood VS Allomere
Allomere was next.
Allomere hooted.
Luna Lovegood: (British Accent) Not in the mood for talking aren't you.
She fired waves of magic and smashed him down.
Asami VS Evil Solar Man
Evil Solar Man was next.
Evil Solar Man: Man Nico sure got a nasty hangover.
Asami: No kidding there.
She fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Michiru VS Evil Yamato Man
Evil Yamato Man was next.
Evil Yamato Man: Those adventures with the mascots in that box were really neat.
Michiru: They sure were awesome hearing them!
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Lost Galaxy Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Rojomon
Rojomon was next.
Nico: This will be good.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons for the Signer Dragon and Earthbound Immortal Gene-Slammers in Nico's and Lincoln's harem, it's a collection of Signer Dragon-themed and Earthbound Immortal-themed spellbooks that also have some Weapon Fusion spells that also have the same effects as The Atlantis Sisters Gene-Slammers' Weapon Fusion spells. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
Lost Galaxy Rangers: GO! GALACTIC!
Mike: MAGNA POWER!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LOST GALAXY!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Lost Galaxy Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
Leo: GALAXY QUASAR LAUNCHERS!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Rojomon and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Rojomon you have failed this planet!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win
We regrouped.
Kick Buttowski: You are no brother of mine Brad. It's payback time!
Troy: You haven't changed a bit, Brad!
Tsukasa: Unlike us!
Me: Time for us to kick your big fat fucking butt!
Kamen Ride: Yellow Lightspeed Rescue!
Kamen Ride: Revi!
Kamen Ride: Vice!
Kamen Ride: Live!
Kamen Ride: Jeanne!
Kamen Ride: Over Demons!
Kamen Ride: Aguilera!
Kamen Ride: Destream!
Tsukasa turned into Lightsped Rescue Yellow and Daiki summoned clones of the Revice team!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JAPANESE TURBO!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Turbo Rangers from Japan!
Nico: No more mister nice guy!
We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.
All of us: (TURNS DIALS) BURNING SUPER SENTAI POWER!
We summoned all the rangers and Riders.
Me: Lets get him!
We went at him and pulverized and smashed and punched him all over.
Armada Cyclonus, Powerglide, Oceanus Shenron and Slippy used the Decepticon, Autobot, Earth and Corneria Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Cyclonus's lasers and cannons and Powerglide's thermal beam and Oceanus and Slippy's powers 100-fold.
Armada Cyclonus and Oceanus Shenron: WHIRLWIND LASER FORCE!
Powerglide and Slippy Toad: THERMAL FURY BLAST!
Nature Hero Force and Marluxia: NATURE SCYTHE STORM!
Light Bakugan Shine and Titania: TITANIC LIGHT FORCE BLAST!
Coconut Bashing Brigade and Grodd: COCONUT GORILLA BLAST!
Gator Wrestling Champs and Gator Ghoul: GATOR STORM BLAST!
Force Masters of Jedi and Baron Mordo: MAGIC FORCE FURY!
Lightning Ice of Mayhem and White Lightning: WHITE LIGHTNING BLAST!
Clow Fury Power and Amora the Enchantress: CLOW MAGIC BLAST!
Electrocutions of 10,000 Volts and 10,000 Volt Ghost: ELECTROCUTION FORCE BEAM!
Ancestral Magic Darkness and Ben Ravencroft: MAGIC DARKNESS BLAST!
Cataclysmic Light Force and David Cain: LIGHT FORCE FURY BLAST!
Ice Cream Peacock Force and Neapolitan: ICE CREAM FORCE BLAST!
Undead Dragon Fury and Vathek: UNDEAD DRAGON FURY!
Mothra Force Burst and Constructicon Devastator: DEVASTATING KAIJU BLAST!
Inferno Pyro Force and Yost Pyro: INFERNO PYRO BLAST!
Bleeding Cut Rippers and Evil Cut Man: CUT FORCE BLADE DANCE!
Mermaid Princess Force and Marina Del Ray: MERMAID PRINCESS BUTTKICKING BLAST!
Drills of Fury and Evil Drill Man: DRILLS OF FURY BLAST!
Judges of Doom and Judge: JUDGEMENT OF DOOM BLAST!
Heart of Buttkicking and Heart: HEART OF BUTTKICKING BLAST!
Wind of Doom and Windfall: WIND OF DOOM BLAST!
Applejack, Apple Bloom, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Applejack, Kick, Kendall, me, Lincoln and Qin: APPLE SIBLING BUTT STOMPING BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: APPLE ELEMENT STYLE: HONEYCRISP!
Peni Parker: APPLE WEB STYLE: PINK LADY!
Jessica Shannon: APPLE STING STYLE: BRAEBURN!
Entrapta: APPLE LIGHTNING STYLE: GALA!
Perfuma: APPLE NATURE STYLE: RED DELICIOUS!
Frosta: APPLE ICE STYLE: GOLD DELICIOUS!
Hilda: (British Accent) APPLE FIRE STYLE: JONAGOLD!
Nanami Simpson: APPLE WATER STYLE: JONATHAN!
Julie Makimoto: APPLE EARTH STYLE: MELROSE!
Makoto Nanaya: APPLE WIND STYLE: WINESAP!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said apples.
Lincoln and his harem: APPLE FINAL SMASH: APPLE CIDER TSUNAMI!
They fired a massive tsunami of apple cider
Lincoln tied Brad Buttowski up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains, and sent him back to prison.
Lincoln: Whoa, that's two races on two awesome ocean planets.
Nico: First, an ocean planet of Eggnog and now an ocean planet of Apple Cider, wicked, and we also took down Brad Buttowski and made him pay. Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Prince Sebastian LaCroix to deal with, and the Camarilla Prince himself should be arriving...right now!
?: Brittney Knudson, I will have your head for what you've done to so many of my clan!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Brittney: (Growls) I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can get out here right now, LaCroix, and the same goes with you, Ming Xiao.
Two vampiric figures came out: one of them was Prince Sebastian LaCroix, the Camarilla Prince of Los Angeles, and the other was Ming Xiao, High Priestess of the Kuei-jin and the Baroness of Chinatown.
Brittney: LaCroix, Camarilla Prince of Los Angeles, and Ming Xiao, High Priestess of the Kuei-jin and Baroness of Chinatown, I should've known I'd run into you both again.
Ming Xiao: And I still owe you for all the times you've killed my people, and now, it's payback time, bitch!
Ming Xiao ran after Brittney to kill her, but she was grabbed by the neck by Lincoln, as his eye had turned from deep sapphire blue to vampire blood red with slit pupils and his fangs grew longer.
Lincoln: You aren't laying one hand on my sister, Ming Xiao!
Lincoln bared down on Ming Xiao's neck and bit her hard, and he began sucking out every last drop of her blood and he absorbed her into his body through his skin. Then, as soon as Lincoln was done with feeding on and absorbing Ming Xiao, an energy card formed in his large left hand with Ming Xiao's soul inside, and she was to The Black Gates as soon as The Judgement Kanji formed on her forehead. This angered LaCroix, since he had a secret relationship with one of his clan's fiercest rivals.
Prince LaCroix: Who do you think you are to do that to one of us?!
Lincoln: Someone whom you've just fucking pissed off! (ROARS FEROCIOUSLY)
Brittney: (Smirks) You've really pissed off Lincoln now, any evil vampire, werewolf, or powerful villain who fought against him met the very same fate you saw Ming Xiao being subjected to.
Michaela Amaryllis: And now, that fate is about to befall you!
Suddenly, Michaela Amaryllis' pink eyes turned neon pink, and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with stars, nebulae, planets, and theropods, she unholstered her massive Palkia-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Prince LaCroix, she left pink energy, stars, planets, nebulae, and theropods with every step.
Michaela Amaryllis: Prince Sebastian LaCroix, I will never forgive you, your clan, or any of the other vampire factions, you may have kept your dark activities hidden in the shadows, but when innocent people are dragged into your sordid affairs, that ticks me off to no end, and for that, we'll see to it that you, the Camarilla, and the other vampire factions are destroyed forever.
Suddenly, Michaela Amaryllis was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with stars, nebulae, and planets surrounding the vortex, there's a group of theropods and the Legendary Space Pokemon, Palkia, flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Michaela Amaryllis emerged, but she was changed forever.
Michaela Amaryllis grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has light purple highlights in the bangs of her long flowing pink hair, she has neon pink eyes and a pink energy aura with stars, nebulae, planets, and theropods surrounding her, she has Palkia emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with pink iris, she has on theropod earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Space and Eternity Kanjis in its legs, she also has Palkia with pink gems for eyes and holding the Space and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on the bottom of her pink theropod-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Michaela Amaryllis has on a sleeveless pink open blouse, sleeveless pink midriff top, pink skirt, pink pants with colored stars, purple socks with stars, pink sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, nebulae, planets, and theropods on the coattails, and on the back is Palkia and he's surrounded by stars. Suddenly, Michaela Amaryllis felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive pink angel wings with blue tips on the large pink feathers and stars grew much bigger for her new body, she now has eleven massive and long pink wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Michaela Amaryllis' massive Palkia-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, stars, planets, nebulae, and theropods and when it emerged, it was transformed into Palkia's Space God Planetary Greatsword of Planetary Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink gems and The Legendary Space Pokemon, Palkia, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large theropod heads for the crossguard, large pink gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large theropod heads and a large pink gem below the theropod heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Palkia's head with pink gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below Palkia that said, "Michaela Amaryllis, Gene-Slammer of The Legendary Space Pokemon Palkia, The Space Explorer of Palkia, Member of The Legendary Pokemon Gene-Slammers, Learner of The Planets of The Solar System and Many Discovered and Undiscovered Alien Planets and It's Inhabitants, Powerful Master of Space, Stars, and Planets, Loving Future Wife and Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud, Friend of Selene Emperyous and The Emperyous Sisters, Friend of Elizabeth Guillaume, Gabrielle Chevalier, and Danielle Azvameth, Smasher of Dark Lisa, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Space, Planets, Nebulae, and Theropods"
ミカエラ アマリリス、伝説の宇宙ポケモン パルキアのジーン スラマー、パルキアの宇宙探検家、伝説のポケモン ジーン スラマーのメンバー、太陽系の惑星と多くの発見された未発見のエイリアンの惑星の学習者、そしてその住人、強力なマスター宇宙、星、惑星、愛する未来の妻、リンカーン ラウドの守護天使、セレーネ エンペリアスとエンペリアス シスターズの友人、エリザベス ギヨーム、ガブリエル シュヴァリエ、ダニエル アズヴァメスの友人、スマッシャー オブ ダーク リサ、スレイヤー オブ イービル、錯乱、殺人、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、宇宙、惑星、星雲、および獣脚類のマスター
Michaela Amaryllis has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-THEROPOD-PALKIA-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA PLANETARY NEBULA STAR SPACE POKEMON THEROPOD ANGEL OF DIVINE PLANETARY SPACE POKEMON JUSTICE AND DIVINE PLANETARY SPACE POKEMON LOVE!
Nico: Whoa, now Michaela Amaryllis has transformed, incredible!
Lincoln: Yep, and Prince LaCroix is about to feel the full fury of Palkia's champion, and Michaela, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Michaela Amaryllis: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Planetary Space Theropod Pokemon and Divine Planetary Space Theropod Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put this powerhungry vampire down for good?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Michaela.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Michaela Amaryllis.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of trying to take over Los Angeles end here, LaCroix, along with the Camarilla Faction.
Michaela Amaryllis and Lincoln went after Prince LaCroix, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Prince LaCroix and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him, along with scratches from Lincoln's claws, and they were angering him even more.
Then, Michaela Amaryllis used Palkia's signature attack, Spacial Rend, as she slashes the fabric of space, resulting in a wave of energy which hits LaCroix and explodes with incredible power as it hit him.
Nico: Whoa, this is incredible!
Me: So awesome!
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Michaela Amaryllis, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Palkia's Planetary Pokemon Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's pink with purple accents on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and the Legendary Space Pokemon, Palkia, surrounded by planets etched on the sides, and a pink gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Michaela Amaryllis fired blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy, and elemental forces at Prince LaCroix and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down.
Then, Lincoln ran at Prince LaCroix and he put him in a brutal bear hug, so he couldn't escape, and as he sank his fangs into Prince LaCroix's neck, he began sucking out his blood and absorbing him into his body through his skin and assimilating his powers and abilities. Then, as soon as Lincoln was done sucking out the vampire's blood and absorbing him, an energy card with Prince LaCroix's soul fired out from Lincoln's massive greatsword, and the Judgement Kanji appeared on his forehead and he was sent to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly as Lincoln and Michaela Amaryllis holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Michaela Amaryllis' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive pink wolf tails, and massive pink angel wings are permanent.
Michaela Amaryllis: Now, your ambitions and dreams are finally dead. Thanks for helping me destroy Prince LaCroix, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Michaela.
Suddenly, Michaela Amaryllis wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Michaela Amaryllis' face, they kissed passionately as Michaela Amaryllis' left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Palkia flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Michaela Amaryllis came back to us as the display and Palkia vanished.
Brittney: Guys, thank you so much for getting rid of Prince LaCroix and Ming Xiao.
Lincoln: You're welcome, Brittney. But, still, I can't believe that Ming Xiao and LaCroix, and all of the other factions hated you so much.
Nicole: When she has a reputation for hunting down evil vampires, that does tend to spread quickly, and the same can be said of Adriana, her sister, Ramona, Lisa Vampirdinumbră, Dad, and you, Lincoln.
Nico: Oh, that's right, Lincoln and J.D. were the ones who destroyed The House of Damaskinos, that I remember.
Me: You got that right.
Lincoln: Yeah, I haven't forgotten that. Now, to take care of the other Factions and end their attempts to rule Los Angeles forever.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes turned blood red, and he started killing every member of The Pioneers, The Camarilla, The Baron, The Newcomers, The Unseen, and The Anarch Movement and he sent their souls to The Black Gates forever, and his blood red eyes change back to deep sapphire blue as soon as the job was done.
Lincoln: That should do it.
Me: Whoa, mess with Lincoln and there's going to be blood.
Nico: Big time, and those vampire factions had no idea who they fucked with: someone who's killed a lot of evil vampires, werewolves, and powerful human villains, demons, and many other supernatural creatures, and has fed on and absorbed them.
Eli: An Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, yikes. Plus, we know who were meeting tomorrow, right, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Oh yeah, Morrigan Dabria, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Skeleton for Day 17 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt.
Nicholette Torrington: And all that's left is for Scarlet Rosenburg, Giselle Harrington, and I to get our Dark World-themed greatswords.
Michelle Torrington: You said it, sis.
Magma: Congrats on winning the race, Lincoln!
Lincoln: Well, I can't take all the credit. J.D., Applejack, Apple Bloom, and Rainbow Dash won with me.
Bizarro: That isn't true.
Manta Bayarsh: But you deserve credit too.
Me: Yeah buddy. You sure do.
Oculous: Now, let's get some of this apple cider home.
Toad: I could go for some Apple Cider.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Lets go to the winners circle.
We did so and me, Lincoln, Applejack, Apple Bloom, and Rainbow Dash all got awesome trophies that looked like the planet and it had red apple crystals and an airboat around it. We later went back to the ship.
Nico: But great job today guys.
Qin: Thanks.
Applejack: (To the Viewers) Yeehaw! This was a great adventure for y'all.
Me: It sure was. And Brad is going back to prison where he belongs.
Lola: Yep.
We went back home and then Rainbow Dash needed to go to the bathroom SUPER BAD! We got back home and then she went to the bathroom and then….
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
WATER RUSHING!
Rainbow Dash: (LONG SIGH OF RELIEF)
Realistic waterfalls, rivers and rushing water images were shown as she was getting better.
She was done later.
Rainbow Dash: Ahh. That was relieving. But man that was awesome.
Me: Glad you're better R.D. Man that was fun.
We later enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
Apple Cider is delicious.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Springfield Mafia, U.A. Carnage, Greasers, Pizza the Kid, Hair Razor and Sharp Blade along with Sora Takenouchi, Penelope Waverly, Gemma, Emily McKale, Whitney Emmington and Elizabeth O'Carroll are heading to the Endsville Sector and we're going to be in for a REALLY NASTY shock as we se a Lincoln Loud from another universe where he is an absolute TOTAL JERK AND AN ABSOLUTE THUG! Me and that version of Lincoln are going to get into a brutal fight and it will be horrible! Also we're going to battle Another Musca Undead Zodiarts and Another Springfield Mafia. We're going to meet a gene-slammer for Persian named Melody Persia. Melody is Nico's friend from Oman and she is a really powerful and awesome Nekomata. She is an awesome cat master and can talk to any kind of cat there is. Also she has deadly claws and she slashed numerous bullies all over the place. The match-up is for Danielle Azvameth, Gene-Slammer of Giratina, the Legendary Dimensional Pokemon, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Deacon Blackfire, who's come back from the dead wanting revenge on us. But, I'll do those tomorrow, okay, sound good? For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading back to Dark World for Day 17 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt, and Scarlet Rosenburg is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Scout Greatsword of Scarr, Scout of Dark World, and we're also going to destroy Dagra Dai, the Infernal High Priest of the Vazdah, and he's out for blood for what happened to the Four Greater Fiends. And we're also going to meet Morrigan Dabria, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Skeleton, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Music. She's a Grim Reaper and she was born with the powers of darkness and she also knew of Lincoln being a vampire-werewolf hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. She also uses a scythe and she also knows how to summon the spirits of the Underworld, and she's also ferried the souls of the dead to the other side, but those who are beyond redemption, she sends their souls down to The Underworld for an eternity of torment. She's also a master of a dark power called The Grim Reaper's Deathly Embrace, this allows her to summon shadow hands from the dark depths of The Underworld and grab those truly irredeemable and drags them body and soul down into The Underworld for eternal torture. This one time, Lincoln made a beautiful gold necklace with a skull pendant, and she loved it so much, she hugged Lincoln and kissed him and he returned it. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club and she'll become a future member of The Goths of Darkness, and she hates Flip, Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Ophelia Shroud, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank with a burning passion and wants nothing more than to send their wretched souls to The Underworld for eternity, along with a Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond Gene-Slammer named Maria Krystal, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Spanish, but she's also a lover of jewelry. She, like Yuzu Boyle, moved to Michigan, and she and Lincoln started making jewelry with Lori's assistance of course. She and Lincoln made beautiful bracelets of Lori's and Bobby's favorite for both Lori and Bobby respectively. To show thanks, Lori and Bobby took Lincoln and Maria to a hot spa where Lincoln and Maria kissed each other on the lips while Lori and Bobby did the same. She's also the sister of Julia Krystal, and she hates Flip with a burning passion. Get ready for a fluffy, delicious and tasty breakfast planet race as we race on a planet made entirely out of pancakes and waffles and we're going to be having lots of fun on that one. But also we're going to battle the Smith Family who is back for revenge on US for RUINING THEIR DINNER! Like that will ever happen! Those dirtbags can't let go of something as pathetic as an insignificant dinner that the Powerpuff Girls ruined years ago!
See you all next time.
