GET READY FOR A WAFFLE AND PANCAKE BREAKFAST RACE OF FUN
Walking through the Endsville Sector of the city was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Springfield Mafia, U.A. Carnage, Greasers, Pizza the Kid, Hair Razor and Barbed Wire Org along with Sora Takenouchi, Penelope Waverly, Gemma, Emily McKale, Whitney Emmington and Elizabeth O'Carroll and we were there for another awesome and really fun rescue.
Me: The next rescue is yet again in the Endsville Sector.
Qin: I hope Billy isn't causing trouble again.
Rhinox: Well we'll know if he is.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Knowing how Billy, Mandy and Grim battle monsters every day and all that it's a possibility that they always are up to something.
Eli: Yeah I know.
Xenia: Yep.
Sora Takenouchi: But we'll be ready for it just in case.
Qin: We sure will.
Nico: Sora, I want to thank you, the Springfield Mafia, and your teams for coming.
Sora Takenouchi: Not a problem Nico. It's gonna be so awesome helping you guys out.
Qin: It sure will be awesome.
Biyomon: I'm looking forward to this one too.
Camie: We all are.
Zuria: It's so amazing that you guys visit all these awesome planets and go and help people.
Qin: It sure is. Visiting Bespin for Nico's rescue yesterday was awesome.
Lola: Boy it sure was! We beat the living crap out of Lila Rossi.
Zuria: It sure was cool.
Qin: Yep.
Zuria: Sora what do you do in your spare time?
Sora Takenouchi: I work at my mother's flower shop and also I'm a tennis star.
Nico: She sure is good at it too. Sora is a great tennis star like me and Julie.
Me: We saw them play and it's awesome. Also Sora is planning to one day get into fashion designing later on.
Rarity: Oh that is gonna be most fun for her darlings. It's a wonderful idea.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: I agree too.
Lincoln: Penelope, remember when we first met each other?
Penelope Waverly: I sure do Linky. You were really hating dodgeball and Girl Jordan and the other side really were kicking your butts into next week. So I helped you guys win against them.
Leni: Penelope is an amazing sports star.
Qin: Boy she sure is. And she defended Lincoln from Lynn at her worst.
Nico: That is awesome.
Eli: Yep.
Emily McKale: I am really proud with how far Lincoln has come.
Nico: We are too.
Emily McKale: I'm really glad that we guardian angels have been there for Lincoln in his times of need.
Qin: Lincoln you are so lucky to have so many awesome girls looking out for you like true guardian angels.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: (to Girl Jordan) Did Penelope hit you with a dodgeball hard?
Girl Jordan: She sure did. Threw a ball right into my face and gave me a really nasty black eye. She is that strong.
Penelope Waverly: Yeah I have amazing speed and strength. I packed a powerful throw that carried the force of a volcano erupting.
Qin: WHOA! That is strong!
Xenia: Yeah no kidding!
Lola: Yeah no kidding! That was awesome!
Nicole: And volcanoes are one of the most powerful forces on Earth.
Xenia: Yep they sure are.
Nico: But still Lincoln I did not expect you to bring Sarah Tinsley and had her tell Vanessa that she knows how she feels. Well done.
Lincoln: Thanks Nico.
Me: But yeah that was very similar and awful.
Eli: I can't believe that her parents were that evil.
Albedo: No kidding there! How many people did they kill?
Me: 39. All of them college girls and high school girls and they were on a cross country killing spree.
Nico: How did they catch them?
Me: Thanks to me. I caught her parents in a rest stop in Topeka, Kansas. They were using the bathroom and the FBI, SWAT Teams and me caught them. Got them sentenced to death for capital murder.
Nico: Good riddance. Where were they buried?
Me: In an unmarked grave somewhere in another part of the country. Didn't say where unfortunately.
Qin: Best if they aren't remembered at all.
Camie: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: So, Rainbow Dash. Feel better from using the bathroom yesterday?
Rainbow Dash: You bet I am Nico. That was so awesome going to a planet made of apple cider.
Me: Boy you drank enough cider to fill up everyone in Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: (LAUGHS) Yeah that was an awesome race though.
Laney: It sure was. I hope the next planet is like that.
Me: That would be cool. But the next planet we're going to next is not an ocean planet this time.
Xenia: Oh.
Me: We'll find out what it is later today.
Camie: Yeah.
Nico: We also beat up Kick's former brother.
Me: We sure did. That jerkwad had it coming.
Lola: He sure did!
Xenia: Especially after what he did to all you guys before the War with the Royal Defenders! That was awful!
Camie: Yeah no kidding! He is evil!
Lola: No kidding there!
Tsuyu: I can't believe he hates Kick like that.
Twilight Sparkle: No kidding there!
Me: Brad has treated kick like shit from the very moment he was born.
Kaoruku: Man what a jerk!
Me: Thank goodness Mac's brother Terrance and Eddy's brother Tyrone aren't like that anymore.
Nico: Yeah no kidding there.
Varie: Mac had to endure all that abuse from Terrance because he hated him and blamed Mac for the death of his dad. And he didn't have anything to do with it! It was all an accident!
Me: And Tyrone well I don't know the full extent of the story from Eddy. But Eddy was thinking his brother was cool but in actuality he was a jerk.
Nico: No kidding.
Me: Yeah. But Brad is one screwed up douchebag.
Nico: He even mocked J.D. and mooned him on the Internet.
Me: (INFURIATED GROWLING)
My face turned red and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
My head turned into a volcano and exploded! I blew out lava and fire and I was REALLY MAD!
Me: (GROWLS) I HATE HIM FOR THAT!
Nico: Easy J.D. Easy.
Me: IF BRAD EVER GETS OUT I WILL MAKE THE BLACK GATES FELL LIKE CHILD'S PLAY ON HIM!
I then calmed down.
Me: (Sighs) Okay. I'm done.
Xenia: Good.
Maria: You know, if Vanessa's former parents hadn't stopped for a bathroom break, they wouldn't have gotten arrested.
Me: Not very smart. But when you got to go you got to go. And that provided the perfect opportunity to get them.
Lola: Yeah it sure did.
Laney: They may have been evil monsters but they deserved the worst punishment ever.
Qin: Yep.
We got to Billy's house and we saw him playing with his toys.
Nico: Okay, Billy. What are you up to this time?
Billy: Nothing. Just playing with my toys.
Mandy: We were playing. I was firing at bullies coming at him with this.
She showed us a really awesome and powerful goo cannon.
Me: Wow that looks cool.
Mandy: Watch.
Bullies then came and then.
BANG! KRASPLAT!
BANG! KRASPLAT!
They were knocked down with intense force and covered in piles of purple slime.
Nico: Where'd you get that?!
Mandy: I bought it at the toy store at the mall.
Qin: Boy that Goo Cannon packs a punch.
Nico: It sure does.
BANG! KRASPLAT!
BANG! KRASPLAT!
BANG! KRASPLAT!
She blasted three more bullies with blasts of purple slime.
Nico: WHOA! Those bullies make great target practice.
Maria: Can we hang out here?
Mandy: Knock yourselves out.
Maria: Thanks.
Me: I got an idea.
I opened a portal into Lynn's Table and it showed the jerks.
Nico: Fire at the jerks.
Mandy: Okay.
BANG! KRASPLAT!
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She fired through the portal and the purple slime blasts hit the jerks and smashed them down with the force of a 20 ton boulder.
Nico: GEEZ!
The jerks had thousands of tons of gold bars erupt out of them and the jerks all had EVERY SINGLE bone in their bodies all smashed into dust!
Nico: Boy they are really going to be feeling that!
Eli: No kidding.
Me: But look at Amy. She is now fully beast.
Eli: The Mask of The Beast really made her into a monster. Literally.
Nico: Let's hope she doesn't break out.
Me: Don't worry. Those chains tying them to those poles are indestructible neutronium and lined with rainbow energy. Nothing will break it.
Nico: Good.
Eli: Anything happening in Endsville?
Mandy: Eh same old same old.
I closed the portal.
Nico: Yeah we were called here for our next rescue.
Lincoln: I wonder what's up?
Nico: Whatever it is, it's probably not good.
King Kai: (Telepathically) I'm afraid you're right about that one. I found out that a Lincoln Loud from another universe is here in Endsville and he's causing havoc, and what makes him different from our Lincoln, is that he's an absolute total jerk and an absolute thug who's caused havoc in his universe's Royal Woods!
We gasped in shock, but I was already having bad memories from when that happened, and so did Nico.
Lincoln: Whoa, that's not good, but what does he look like?
King Kai: (Telepathically) You're not going to like it.
King Kai sent us the image of what this Lincoln looked like: he had a white mohawk with a black streak and black punk clothes, along with a mean scowl on his face.
Me: WHOA!
Camie: Jeez!
Eli: Yikes, this guy's major-league trouble!
Lincoln: And from what King Kai told us, he'd caused havoc in his universe's Royal Woods and he also terrorized his universe's sisters, which must've led to him getting sent here.
Me: And do you guys remember those boomerangs that made you the complete opposite of who you were?
Lincoln: Yeah, and the culprit was a certain Fifth Dimension imp who was also the culprit of giving me that cursed telephone, and who wanted me to suffer: Mister Mxyzptlk!
Sabrina Lorelai: I remembered you telling us about those events, Lincoln, and we wanted to tear that little imp to shreds and send his miserable soul to the black depths of Oblivion, but Vypra swore that she's going to be keeping an eye on that imp.
Eman Reynolds: But, you know what this means?
Nico: Yep, we're going to be in for one rough fight with that thug, and I know he'll probably want to ambush J.D. and get into a brutal and horrible fight.
Lincoln: But, we'll all be ready for him, Nico, that thug's getting the beatdown of his life.
Me: Yeah! But I'm ready for him.
Nico: Well, wake me up when he gets here
Me: In the meantime we'll keep blasting Bullies.
Nico: Okay.
Nico went to take a small snooze.
Mandy was firing goo and purple slime at the bullies.
BANG! KRASPLAT!
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Mandy was really PILING ON the slime and body count.
Qin: Nice shooting Mandy.
Me: You have a really awesome shot Mandy.
Mandy: Thanks.
Brittney: Maybe getting shot by Mandy's goo cannon will show them some manners.
Lola: Yeah.
Camie: Boy that is awesome shooting.
But then, I wound up getting ambushed from out of nowhere and we got into a brutal tumble, until I kicked the figure off and away from me, and we saw our target: the version of Lincoln who's an absolute total jerk and an absolute thug!
Nico: Huh? WHAT THE!?
Luan: Whoa, so that's...!
Lincoln: Yep, the version of me who's an absolute total jerk and an absolute thug!
Jerk Lincoln: You've got some nerve showing your faces around here, this town is mine!
Me: Over my dead body!
Lincoln: This town's never going to be yours, you've caused enough havoc for the last time, you little monster, and now, I'm going to turn you into a human pretzel for this, you little twerp!
Lola: That's even worse than when Lori said that to you, and she had her Dark Side in her!
Nico: Yeah, but since this Lincoln's a jerk and a thug, this is literally justified.
Eli: No kidding!
Jerk Lincoln pounced on me again, and we got into a really brutal fight, as we were busy punching and kicking each other, and everyone saw it for themselves.
Nico: Oh, damn, this is way too brutal!
Lincoln: And I thought the fights my sisters had gotten into was bad, but this, this is on a whole new level of brutal.
Eli: This is way too much!
Camie (MHA): Oh man, J.D., please survive this!
Then, I kicked that jerk really hard in the crotch and he went down like a sack of bricks, but he got back up.
Jerk Lincoln: Hah, is that all you got, you fuckface?!
Me: I'm just getting started!
POW!
I punched him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth!
I was in a brutal fight cloud with Jerk Lincoln!
BOOF BOP BAM CHOMP BLAM BAM WHAM QUACK!
Me and Jerk Lincoln were really pulverizing the living shit out of each other!
Fat Tony shot his gun at Jerk Lincoln.
BANG!
He hit him in his leg!
Nico: JEEZ!
Lincoln: Okay, this has gone on long enough!
Lincoln turned into Omnipotent Rage Lincoln, as the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man's mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck turned glowing orange and stand up and it resembled a raging flame, with the exception of the bangs, the rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long hair remain the same, glowing orange marks on his massive and muscular body and his face, glowing orange eyes show Lincoln's near endless rage towards the truly irredeemable and guilty, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew just a bit bigger, the symbol by his stomach is the symbol of The Omni-God and there's no limiters, his eleven massive and long white wolf tails, white wolf ears, and massive and indestructible white angel wings turned orange except for the orange and aurora tips on the feathers, and he was surrounded by a glowing orange outline and orange energy aura.
Then, he charged at Jerk Lincoln, and he really laid a brutal beatdown on that little monster. Then, he picked him up by the collar of his shirt, and he threw him hard where he crashed back-first into a tree and was really dazed.
Jerk Lincoln: You think this is going to stop me?! I'll be back and I will lay waste to everything and everyone here!
Lincoln: You're not going to be doing any of that, you little jerk!
Me: Not on our watch you little turd!
Xenia: Yeah you shrimpy twerp!
UA Carnage grabbed Jerk Lincoln by the face.
U.A. Carnage: I will rip your face off and eat it!
Jerk Lincoln: Go ahead and try!
He threw him into the ground.
Lincoln: Taste this!
He fired waves of lightning and electrocuted Jerk Lincoln all over.
Nico: Time we end this.
Lincoln: I couldn't agree more!
But, before Lincoln could deal the finishing blow and end him, shadow hands from the dark depths of The Underworld rose up and grabbed Jerk Lincoln and dragged him down into The Underworld.
Nico: Whoa, nice save, Grim.
Grim: (Jamaican Accent) That wasn't me, Nico.
Lincoln changed back as his hair, angel wings, white wolf ears, and eleven massive and long wolf tails change back to white, his orange eyes turn back to deep sapphire blue, and the orange marks on his face and body and symbol of the Omni-God disappear.
Lincoln: Grim's right, he didn't do this, but there's only one person who did, and if it's who we think it is, we'll be meeting the next Ghostrick Gene-Slammer on my rescue next.
Nico: Yeah.
But then my Kyutama for Musca the Fly started glowing.
Me: The Kyutama for Musca the Fly is glowing. That means the next Undead Zodiarts is close.
May: Who's turn is it?
Me: Well lets see.
Tsuyu: I'll go. I do have the Toad Quirk and I eat bugs. So I'll have a shot.
Me: Okay then.
Then a figure came out and it was ANOTHER MUSCA UNDEAD ZODIARTS! It looked like a mixture of Invenusable Flytrap, Flit and Mucus!
Me: WHOA! Another Musca Undead Zodiarts.
Lola: For Musca the Fly!
Nico: I hate flies!
Maria: And you are?
She reverted back and it was a Sailor Soldier that was a girl with aqua blue and green clothes.
Me: (GASP) Allia Alderaana A.K.A. Sailor Alderaan!
Sailor Alderaan: It's good to see you again J.D.
Me: You too.
Nico: Alderaan's Sailor Soldier? Wow!
Xenia: Yeah!
May: You know her?
Me: I sure do. Allia was born on the planet Alderaan and she was teleported into the future to Earth for protection. She is my friend from Astronomy Class and she knows so much about the stars and what they are.
Eli: That is cool!
Sailor Alderaan: That sure is.
Me: But Allia you must've heard that Alderaan was blown to space dust by the Empire right?
Sailor Alderaan: I sure did and that was terrible.
Qin: Yeah there was nothing left of it.
Camie: The empire blew your entire home planet into nothing with the Death Star.
Sailor Alderaan: It sure did and I'm glad that the Empire was destroyed.
Nico: So is everyone all over the universe.
Maria: We are truly sorry.
Sailor Alderaan: No worries.
Me: But after we destroyed the Empire we resurrected all the planets that were destroyed by them.
Xenia: Yeah that was awesome.
Sailor Alderaan: That's good. I'm glad they are all back.
Qin: Thank goodness.
Nico: Are there any other opponents with you?
Sailor Alderaan: Yes there are. 3 more of them and they are Dark versions of them.
She pointed to the Springfield Mafia.
Me: Whoa!
Fat Tony: Another Versions of us!
Legs: Not good.
May: Friendly or hostile?
Sailor Alderaan: Friendly.
Nico: Good.
Tsuyu: Shall we dance?
Sailor Alderaan: We shall.
She turned into Another Musca Undead Zodiarts and Tsuyu fired an energy blast and it hit her and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive cloud of flies flew out all over and Tsuyu was hungry and she flew out and ate all the flies.
I caught the Rouse Card and the Zodiarts Switch and purified them. The Rouse card had the symbol and stars of Musca the Fly and a fly on it.
Me: Cool.
Then the Zodiarts Switch glowed and it turned into an armband for Musca the Fly in the Southern Hemisphere and those marked with Musca had one for it.
Then I went over to Sailor Alderaan and picked her up and brought her over.
Nico: 3 to go.
Eli: And they are close.
Qin: Yep. But where?
Then we saw 3 figures and they were dark versions of FAT TONY, LEGS AND LOUIE! They were ANOTHER SPRINGFIELD MAFIA!
Nico: And you 3 are?
Me: (Imitating Big Toe) Better watch out see. You don't want to know who you are messing with see.
Another Fat Tony: (In a girls voice) Good gangster talk J.D.
Another Legs: (In a girls voice) Yeah that was awesome.
Me: (GASP) I had a feeling it was the Capprianno Triplets. Guys meet Callie, Carmen and Cindy Capprianno.
Another Fat Tony: Yep. I'm Callie.
Another Legs: I'm Carmen.
Another Louie: And I'm Cindy.
Nico: Awesome to meet you girls. Also aren't you girls part of the Capprianno Family?
Another Fat Tony: That's right. Our family was one of the most ruthless mafia family's in all of Sicily.
Another Louie: But we want nothing to do with them anymore.
Me: These girls are gangsters. But instead of doing crimes like murder, drugs, trafficking, racketeering and all that, they provide weapons, technologies and all that to heroes. They use the Black Market to give us the stuff.
Nico: Wow!
Qin: Yeah! What a twist.
Kaito: (gets out Abaranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Dekaranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Another Fat Tony: Just to bring our family to justice.
Another Louie: Yeah we want them to face the music.
Me: We can easily do that.
Qin: Yeah.
Kaito got a Tyranno Staff and Zocks got a Delta Blaster.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this girls.
Xenia: But it's to save you from this.
Sougo: (gets out Jungle Fury Ridewatch) Which one do we attack?
Geiz: (gets out Operation Overdrive Ridewatch) All of them!
Sougo got JungkeFuryRedArmor and Geiz got OperationOverdriveRedArmor.
Me: This is gonna be awesome. (ACTIVATES ARMORED GUARDIAN DRAGON'S RIDEWATCH)
I fired a barrage of blue energy balls and they hit the Another Springfield Mafia and blasted them all over the place.
Qin: WOW!
Nico: Yeah!
Nico: (gets out Springfield Mafia's Ridewatch) Time for action!
Nico activated it and got their guns.
Nico: Dance.
He fired waves of bullets and blasted at their feet and made them dance like sissies.
Me: Oh yeah!
Nico: And this too. (ACTIVATES U.A. CARNAGE'S RIDEWATCH) GET OVER HERE!
He fired a red rope and it grabbed the girls and pulled them over and he threw them into the ground.
Qin: NICE!
May: (gets out Greasers' Ridewatch) Scorpion would be proud.
Nico: Yes he would.
May: (ACTIVATES THE GREASERS RIDEWATCH) GET THAT CATBUTT!
She turned into a Dog and then went at the Another Springfield Mafia and viciously pulverized them in a brutal fight cloud as dog barking and cat yowling was heard
Cliff: YEAH! You show them May!
Shriek: Yeah take that!
Lube: Duh duh yeah!
Me: Now it's time for some pain.
May jumped back.
May: Pizza the Kid Style! (ACTIVATES PIZZA THE KID'S RIDEWATCH) WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY FOOD! TURN AROUND NOW!
She pulled out cactus guns and the Another Springfield Mafia turned and then…
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
She blasted their butts with cactus balls and they really hurt like a son of a bitch!
Nico: (gets out Hair Razor's Ridewatch) My turn!
Me: Get ready for a HAIR-RAISING Development!
We laughed at my joke!
Qin: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!
Nico activated it and he grew his hair long and it turned black and it formed into blasters and he fired laser blasters all over the place and they hit Another Springfield Mafia all over.
Qin: OH YEAH!
Legs: Get in my way and I'll whack you in the lobanza.
Me: Get in MY Way and I'll kick you in the fucking balls!
Qin: Yeah!
Maria: (gets out Hair Razor's Ridewatch) Time for a bad hair day!
She activated it and her hair grew long and turned black and she fired waves of lasers from points on her hair and blasted the Another Springfield Mafia all over.
Qin: YEAH!
Maria: And this too. (ACTIVATES SHARP BLADE'S RIDEWATCH)
She grew swords from every part of her body and they were sharper than razor blades and then she fired swords and slashed them all over.
Qin: Now that one CUTS YOU DOWN to size!
We laughed!
Nico: (gets out Barbed Wire Org's Ridewatch) Hope you like barbed wires!
He activated it and lashed her all over with barbed wire whips.
Maria: I hope the next Gene Slammer is close.
Biyomon: Me too! (Echoing) SPIRAL TWISTER!
She fired waves of swirling energy and smashed them down.
Me: Time for this too. (Echoing) METEOR WING!
I flapped my wings and fired a barrage of fireballs and blasted them down.
But then something was felt by her leg and she saw a Persian nuzzling her leg.
Maria: Oh a Persian.
She picked up the cute Pokemon.
Maria: Aren't you a cute one.
Nico: That is cool.
Persian: (In a girls voice) That was a cute entrance for me.
Maria: Whoa!
Nico: Melody Persia! Wow!
Persian: Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this.
She fired a blast of energy from her mouth and it hit all three of the Another Springfield Mafia and knocked them down.
I caught the ridewatch and it was for Sora.
I went over and picked up all three girls. They had red, white and green clothes on and had blond hair and blue eyes.
Carmen Capprianno: (Groans) What a headache.
Cindy Capprianno: I feel like I got pounded into Lasagna Paste.
Nlco: You're back to normal girls.
I brought all three of them over.
Penelope: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Persian: I have a lot of them but my favorite is when I slashed a bully's eyes out with my claws. I forgot to mention that I'm a Nekomata.
Qin: Yep.
Me: Cool!
Xenia: Awesome!
Me: A Nekomata that hates bullies as much as Nicole does.
Persian: Yep. But lets get me back to normal. But I'm naked.
Me: Okay.
I put on my blind man glasses.
Nicole: Peek and I will kill you.
I snapped my fingers and she was reverting back.
She was back to normal and she was naked.
Melody: (smiles teasingly as Nico hugged her) Meow.
The fashion brigade gave her new clothes and she looked awesome.
Melody Persian: I look awesome.
Nico: You sure do.
Nico hugged her.
Nico: I've missed you.
Melody Persian: Me too Nico. Meow.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Kari kamiya, Fire, Spirit Elephant Ranger, Spirit Shark Ranger, Spirit Bat Ranger, and Camille are heading back to Dark World for Day 17 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but Scarlet Rosenburg is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Scout Greatsword of Scarr, Scout of Dark World.
And we're also going to destroy Dagra Dai, the Infernal High Priest of the Vazdah, and he's out for blood for what happened to the Four Greater Fiends.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're back in Dark World for Day 17 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but Scarlet Rosenburg is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Scout Greatsword of Scarr, Scout of Dark World.
Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) That's right, and since she was Gene-Slammed into Scarr, Scout of Dark World, it's perfect for her, and we're also going to destroy Dagra Dai, the Infernal High Priest of the Vazdah, and he's out for blood for what happened to the Four Greater Fiends.
Nicole: Oh man, I should've known that as soon as word hit of the deaths of The Four Greater Fiends, Dagra Dai would come out of the shadows to get revenge.
Nico: And it also doesn't help that he and the Four Greater Fiends had tried to awaken the Greater Archfiend and destroy mankind.
Me: Yeah, but this is also a perfect chance to destroy Dagra Dai once and for all.
Lincoln: And make him suffer the same fate as the Four Greater Fiends: given The Black Gates and it will also affect his followers, and I want to thank you and your team for joining, Kari.
Kari: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Suddenly, Lincoln saw the timer on his right large gold cuff Bracelet of The Champion of the Universe, and we saw that the Lizard Nazca Line and Earthbound Immortal Ccarayhua were now glowing.
Lincoln: And another day down means that Audrey's life is already growing shorter. Now, let's head to Scarr, Scout of Dark World's shrine.
We continued on and arrived at Scarr, Scout of Dark World's shrine, and then, the rainbow iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed, and the doors opened and we entered, and we saw a massive demonic looking greatsword floating in the center and with dark light shining down on it: The Demonic Darkness Scout Greatsword of Scarr, Scout of Dark World, a powerful demonic massive greatsword with scarlet red gems embedded in the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black demon heads for the crossguard, large scarlet red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large demon heads and a large scarlet red gem on the bottom of the demon heads for the pommel.
Rarity: My word, is that...?
Lincoln: The Demonic Darkness Scout Greatsword of Scarr, Scout of Dark World, that sure is one scary looking demonic greatsword.
Scarlet Rosenburg: You said it, and it's perfect for me.
Suddenly, we saw Ghostrick Skeleton and Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond, and with them are the five girls.
Nico: Wow, Ghostrick Skeleton and Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond.
Ghostrick Skeleton: (Girl's Voice) That's right.
Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond: (Girl's Voice) And we got the five girls away from Dagra Dai.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Those voices, Morrigan Dabria and Maria Krystal, it's so awesome to see you both again, but we'll talk later, we still got Dagra Dai to take care of.
?: I will have my revenge on you all for what you've done to The Four Greater Fiends, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Nicole: Yep, there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere, show yourself, Dagra Dai.
We then saw our target, Dagra Dai, the Infernal High Priest of the Vazdah, and he was furious.
Nicole: Dagra Dai, I should've known you'd show up.
Dagra Dai: Shut your insolent mouth, what you all did to The Greater Fiends, I will make you all pay with your lives!
Scarlet Rosenburg: Not a fucking chance, Infernal High Priest of the Vazdah.
Scarlet Rosenburg went up and grabbed The Demonic Darkness Scout Greatsword of Scarr, Scout of Dark World. Suddenly, Scarlet Rosenburg's scarlet red eyes turned neon scarlet red, and she was surrounded by a black and scarlet red energy aura with darkness, demons, and dark magic, she unholsters her massive Scarr, Scout of Dark World's Demon Greatsword of Darkness Scout Justice from her back, and as she approached Dagra Dai, she left black and scarlet red energy, darkness, demons, and dark magic with every step.
Scarlet Rosenburg: I will never ever forgive you for the crimes that you and The Four Greater Fiends had committed against mankind for thousands of years, Dagra Dai. The Four Greater Fiends got what they deserved, and now, it's your turn, now, you shall suffer the very same fate as your cohorts, and I will make sure that you never rise from the dead ever again.
Suddenly, Scarlet Rosenburg was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and scarlet red energy with dark magic and darkness surrounding the vortex, there's an army of demons and Scarr, Scout of Dark World flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a scarlet red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Scarlet Rosenburg emerged, but she was changed forever.
(NIGHT WRAITHS BY NOX ARCANA PLAYS)
Scarlet Rosenburg grew from 6'11" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long flowing scarlet red hair, she has scarlet red eyes and a black and scarlet red energy aura with demons, darkness, and dark magic surrounding her, she has Scarr, Scout of Dark World emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with scarlet red iris, she has on demon earrings with scarlet red gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Scarr, Scout of Dark World with scarlet red gems for the eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant, along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with scarlet red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and scarlet red gems on the gold lightning bolt links and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Scarlet Rosenburg has on a sleeveless scarlet red blouse, sleeveless scarlet red top, scarlet red skirt, scarlet red stockings, scarlet red sneakers, and long scarlet red sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, demons, and dark magic on the coattails, and Scarr, Scout of Dark World surrounded by demons, darkness, and dark magic on the back. Suddenly, Scarlet Rosenburg felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive scarlet red angel wings with black tips grew much bigger for her new body, and the large scarlet red feathers have black tips. Scarlet Rosenburg has on a Ring of The Phoenix with scarlet red gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Scarlet Rosenburg's massive Scarr, Scout of Dark World's Demon Greatsword of Darkness Scout Justice and The Demonic Darkness Scout Greatsword of Scarr, Scout of Dark World and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and scarlet red energy, darkness, demons, and dark magic, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Scarr, Scout of Dark World's Demonic Darkness Scout Greatsword of Dark Magic Scout Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded scarlet red gems and Scarr, Scout of Dark World, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged, midnight black blade, large midnight black demon heads for the crossguard, large dark scarlet red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black demon heads with scarlet red gems for eyes and a large scarlet red gem on the bottom of the demon heads for the pommel, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with scarlet red gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Scarr, Scout of Dark World's head with scarlet red gems for eyes and a large scarlet red gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, Destroyer of The Church of Necrom grimoire, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a scarlet red kanji below Scarr, Scout of Dark World that said, "Scarlet Roseburg, Gene-Slammer of Scarr, Scout of Dark World, Powerful Member of The Dark World Goth Girls, Powerful Master of The Dark Arts and The Occult, Dear Friend of Nicholette Torrington, Giselle Harrington, Silvia Excelsior, Renee Ravenclaw, Helena Hufflepuff, Elizabeth Gryffindor, Selene Slytherin, Zennia Nikolaevna, Griselda Huffington, Laniya Guillermo, Camie Nicholetta, Bertha Sellington, Celine Wendova, Chloe Terryington, Rhonda Jekyll, Connie Jackelstein, and Clara St. Clarice, Loving Future Wife and Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Dune Woman, Destroyer of Carmen Sullivan of The Church of Necrom, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Demons, and Dark Magic"
スカーレット・ローズバーグ、スカーのジーン・スラマー、ダーク・ワールドのスカウト、ダーク・ワールドの強力なメンバー、ゴス・ガールズ、ダーク・アーツとオカルトの強力なマスター、ニコレット・トリントンの親愛なる友人、ジゼル・ハリントン、シルビア・エクセルシオール、レニー・レイブンクロー、ヘレナ・ハッフルパフ、エリザベス・グリフィンドール、セレーネ・スリザリン、ゼニア・ニコラエヴナ、グリセルダ・ハフィントン、ラニヤ・ギレルモ、ケイミー・ニコレッタ、バーサ・セリントン、セリーヌ・ウェンドヴァ、クロエ・テリントン、ロンダ・ジキル、コニー・ジャッケルスタイン、クララ・セント・クラリス、愛する未来の妻、リンカーン・ラウドの守護天使デューンウーマンの大敵、カルメンの破壊者、ネクロム教会のサリバン、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、闇、悪魔、闇の魔法のマスター
Scarlet Rosenburg has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DEMON-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS SCARR DEMON SCOUT DARK WORLD DEMONIC ANGEL OF DEMONIC SCARLET DARK WORLD JUSTICE AND DIVINE DEMON SCARLET SCOUT DARK WORLD LOVE!
We were amazed by Scarlet Rosenburg's Super Angel-Demon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Dagra Dai saw it, he became so enraged, he transformed into his true demonic form and tried to kill Scarlet Rosenburg, but Scarlet Rosenburg fired a powerful black and scarlet red energy blast with darkness, demons, and dark magic at Dagra Dai, and it sent him flying out of the shrine and we follow out, he got up, but he was really angry now.
Nicholette Torrington: Whoa, Scarlet Rosenburg's transformed into her Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form, awesome!
Lincoln: You got that right, Nicholette, and now, all that's left is to put an end to Dagra Dai, and Scarlet, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Scarlet Rosenburg: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Dark World Scarlet Demon Scout and Divine Demon Scout Dark World Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to this evil monster once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Scarlet.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Scarlet Rosenburg.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Buffalo Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You don't deserve to live a single second further, Dagra Dai, and now, it's time for you to die.
Scarlet Rosenburg and Lincoln went after Dagra Dai, who tried to attack them with his swords, but they dodged his attacks, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and scarlet red energy, dark magic, crosses, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, fairies, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, and Mermaids at Dagra Dai, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they also attacked him with slashes from their massive greatswords, and slashes from Lincoln's claws, and he drew more blood.
Nico: Man, those two are really roughing him up.
Me: You said it, let's join in and really rough this monster up.
TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Kari Kamiya, Fire, Spirit Elephant Ranger, Spirit Shark Ranger, Spirit Bat Ranger, Camille, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Dagra Dai, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Scarlet Rosenburg, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Scarr, Scout of Dark World's Demonic Scout Darkness Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's black with scarlet red flames on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and Scarr, Scout of Dark World surrounded by darkness etched on the sides, and a silver gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Scarlet Rosenburg fired blasts of rainbow energy, black and scarlet red energy, and elemental forces at Dagra Dai and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and really knocked him down.
Then, Lincoln fired blades of light from his massive greatsword and they pierced Dagra Dai in his black heart and when the Judgement Kanji appeared on his forehead, he was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Scarlet Rosenburg's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long scarlet red wolf tails, and massive scarlet red angel wings are permanent.
Scarlet Rosenburg: Your days of causing havoc are done, Dagra Dai. Thanks for helping me destroy that vile fiend, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Scarlet.
Suddenly, Scarlet Rosenburg wrapped her arms around Lincoln's massive wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Scarlet Rosenburg's face, they deeply kissed passionately as Scarlet Rosenburg's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's massive, wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Demon, and Scarr, Scout of Dark World flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and demons flying behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Scarlet Rosenburg came back to us as the display and Scarr, Scout of Dark World vanished.
Nicholette Torrington: Alright, we did it, Dagra Dai is finally gone for good, and he's never coming back.
Eli: After what he and the Four Greater Fiends have done, he deserves to die and never come back.
Lincoln: Yep, and we made sure that we made him pay for every last one of his crimes in full. (To Morrigan Dabria and Maria Krystal) And it's so good to see you again, Morrigan Dabria and Maria Krystal.
Morrigan Dabria reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing black hair, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Ghostrick Skeleton, and she's dressed in a black sleeveless open blouse, black sleeveless midriff top, black skirt, black pants, black knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and skeletons on the coattails and Ghostrick Skeleton on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Ghostrick Skeleton-themed greatsword with Ghostrick Skeleton etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large skulls for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large skulls and a large red gem on the bottom of the large skulls for the pommel.
And Maria Krystal reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing blue hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful blue angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond, and she's dressed in black clothes, black knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with diamonds and light on the coattails and Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond-themed greatsword with Mozarta the Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large diamond embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and a large diamond on the bottom of the large angel heads for the pommel.
Morrigan Dabria: You too, Lincoln, and it's also good to see you, Claire, Ramona Alucard, Aisha, Sarah, Winter, Ramona Qingzhao, Autumn, Mary, Dina, Makoto, and Tiana again, Ursula.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal, Ramona Alucard, Sarah Dullahan, Claire Allaire, Aisha Arian, Winter Icyin, Ramona Qingzhao, Autumn Aluma, Mary Adelberte, Dina Mabrouk, Makoto Haruki, and Tiana Masina: You too, Morrigan.
Maria Krystal: It's been such a long time since we last met, and it's also good to see you again, Lori.
Lori: You too, Maria.
Lincoln went up to Morrigan Dabria and Maria Krystal and he hugged them, and Morrigan Dabria and Maria Krystal were very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and they had atomic red blushes on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Morrigan Dabria: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and eleven massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new.
Maria Krystal: You said it, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know these two, and I can also suspect Maria knows Lori?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, the Ghostrick Skeleton Gene-Slammer is Morrigan Dabria, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Music. She's a Grim Reaper and she was born with the powers of darkness and she also knew of me being a vampire-werewolf-cyborg hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. She also uses a scythe and she also knows how to summon the spirits of the Underworld, and she's also ferried the souls of the dead to the other side, but those who are beyond redemption, she sends their souls down to The Underworld for an eternity of torment. She's also a master of a dark power called The Grim Reaper's Deathly Embrace, this allows her to summon shadow hands from the dark depths of The Underworld and grab those truly irredeemable and drags them body and soul down into The Underworld for eternal torture.
Nico: That explains what we just saw back in Endsville!
Lincoln: That's right, no doubt Morrigan was behind that one, and this one time, I made her a beautiful gold necklace with a skull pendant, and she loved it so much, she hugged and kissed me and I returned it. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club and she'll become a future member of The Goths of Darkness, and she hates Flip, Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Olivia Shroud, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank with a burning passion and wants nothing more than to send their wretched souls to The Underworld for eternity.
Brittney gave Morrigan Dabria the ring for The Goths of Darkness, and she put it on her right ring finger.
Lincoln: And the Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond Gene-Slammer is Maria Krystal, she's my Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Spanish, but she's also a lover of jewelry.
Lori: And she and Lincoln started making jewelry with my assistance, and they also made beautiful bracelets for me and Bobby in our favorite colors for the both of us respectively, and to show thanks, we took Lincoln and Maria to a hot spa where Lincoln and Maria kissed each other on the lips, and me and Bobby did the same.
Nico: Wow!
Lincoln: Plus, we also found out she's the sister of Julia Krystal, and she hates Flip with a burning passion.
Me: Yikes, I hate to find out what that mutant cheapskate did to earn Maria's wrath, and what that mutant cheapskate and the other jerks did to earn Morrigan's wrath.
Morrigan Dabria: Trust us, you won't like hearing it. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something we want to give you: we want to give you our blood.
We gasped at their request, including Lincoln.
Lincoln: Morrigan, Maria, are you absolutely sure about this?
Morrigan Dabria: (Smiles) More than anything, after all, we're going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.
Lincoln looked into the eyes of Morrigan Dabria and Maria Krystal, and he saw that they're really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to Morrigan Dabria and Maria Krystal, and he hugged their waists in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down first on Morrigan Dabria's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up, and he also did the same with Maria Krystal.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Morrigan Dabria and Maria Krystal with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Morrigan Dabria: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you and Maria are now part of my harem and my many future wives, Morrigan
Morrigan Dabria and Maria Krystal had a smile on their face and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists and they wrapped their left and right arms around Lincoln's massive, wider, and muscular back, and he leans down to their faces and kissed the two of them passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The five girls are Shiragiku Ono, Riho Tsukishima, Ami Tsuruga, Akane Hououji, and Ouka Makusawa from Megami no Café Terrace.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Shiragiku Ono, Riho Tsukishima, Ami Tsuruga, Akane Hououji, and Ouka Makusawa from Megami no Café Terrace.
Nicole: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Shiragiku Ono: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Shiragiku Ono and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Dagra Dai, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.
Shiragiku Ono: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Shiragiku Ono: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Shiragiku Ono, Riho Tsukishima, Ami Tsuruga, Akane Hououji, and Ouka Makusawa with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln told everyone that Scarlet Rosenburg had gotten The Demonic Darkness Scout Greatsword of Scarr, Scout of Dark World, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Dagra Dai, the Infernal High Priest of the Vazdah.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Scarlet Rosenburg transforming into her Super Angel-Demon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and all of us laying the beatdown on him and Lincoln finishing him off by firing blades of light and sending his spirit to The Black Gates for good, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln, Morrigan Dabria, and Maria Krystal have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: Oh man, I didn't expect Dagra Dai to show up.
Hunter (Road Rovers): And this was due to me and the team destroying The Four Greater Fiends on the competition.
Lincoln: Yep, but either way, we're finally rid of Dagra Dai once and for all.
Nicole: You got that right.
After destroying Dagra Dai, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Morrigan Dabria and Maria Krystal saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Morrigan Dabria: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Maria Krystal: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Morrigan Dabria: That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right. So, Morrigan, what's the story on why you hate Flip, Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Ophelia Shroud, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank with a burning passion, and Maria, what's the story on why you hate Flip with a burning passion?
Morrigan Dabria: You're not going to like it one bit. One time, Lincoln and I were both heading home after school, but then, we heard bellowing yells and smelled the stench of a certain smelly mutant cheapskate, and we saw who it was: it was Flip, but also with him are Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Ophelia Shroud, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank, and they were trying to kill Lincoln once again. I got quite pissed off that I summoned the spirits of The Underworld to attack them, and after we tied them up, Lincoln found out that Ophelia Shroud was the one who freed Flip, Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank, after she mysteriously got her intelligence back and she still wanted her revenge on The Loud Family. We told the cops of what happened, along with who was responsible for breaking the other jerks out, and as a result, Flip, Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank were sent back to jail, and as for Ophelia Shroud, Lincoln punched her hard in the face and he electrocuted her, and he had her thrown right back in The Saturn Insane Asylum for life.
We gasped.
Lisa Loud: Now, that day I remember all too well, I can't believe that little monster had the nerve to do something like this.
Me: Even after all that, she still wanted revenge. You know what, if we encounter her on Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're going to see to it that she pays for all of her crimes in full.
Nico: And Lincoln will have her turned into a permanently brain-dead monkey after he sucks out every last bit of information and drains her brain.
Maria Krystal: That I'd like to see happen. Okay, now it's my turn, one day, Lincoln and I, along with Lori, were busy with making some new jewelry, but then, the jewelry that we already made was then swiped from the displays, and we saw who it was that did it: it was Flip, he stole our jewelry so he can get money for it. Lori and Lincoln rushed at him and we got all the jewelry back and Lori, Lincoln, and I gave Flip a full-on beatdown for that stunt he pulled, and after we told the cops everything, Flip wound up getting put into a police wagon and he was sent right back to jail, and he got another Life Sentence added to his original Life Sentences.
Nico: Why, that moronic cheapskate!
Me: It's worse than the time he stole all that money and it ended with Alicia beating him down.
Lincoln: Now, that's yet another reason as to why we hate that cheapskate even more, guys. But, as it stands, Flip deserves every last bit of our humiliations, along with Lewis Travolta, Pablo, and Anderson, but not Scoots, she's dead and gone forever, and Hawk and Hank deserve to be turned into gold statues for eternity, and if Ophelia Shroud dares to come back for more, she's going to get every last bit of payback for her crimes against Gotham Royal York and the Loud Family.
Eli: Yeah!
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Clyde and his harem are heading to Gelato Beach.
Clyde snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, 7'5", and extremely muscular man was dressed in large dark blue swim trunks with the phoenix and clocks on it and silver flames coming off the swim trunks, dark blue sandals, his jewelry, gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble, and his harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis, sandals, jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Professor Ivy: Wow, so this is Gelato Beach.
Clyde: Yep, and it's perfect for our beach date, Professor Ivy. Shall we?
Clyde and his harem dived right into the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun, and they had a game of volleyball, plus, his harem got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw him lift up a 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbell he summoned. Then, they had some lunch, and then, Clyde made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to the girls in his haremand they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the girls wrap their left arms around the thick muscular necks of Clyde and his clones, and they placed their right hands on the massive wide and muscular left pecs of Clyde and his clones, and they shared a passionate and romantic kiss, and then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Lincoln saw Clyde had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.
Lincoln: Hey, Clyde, how was your date?
Clyde: It was awesome, buddy, we went to Gelato Beach.
Sailor Mercury: And it was really awesome.
Nico: You guys sure had a lot of fun.
Clyde: We sure did.
Later it was time for Evelyn's 2nd mission.
Me: I have a feeling this will be a good one.
Evelyn: Me too.
Me: As long as we get to kick some Undead Butt.
William: Anyone else want to go with Evelyn? Besides Rolf, Changkey Dragon, and Cheese?
Albedo: You know what? I'll go.
Me: Awesome.
Erza: Me, Lucy, Juvia, Cana, Mirajane, Wendy and Virgo will go next too.
Nico: Good idea.
Lily: This is gonna be fun and cool.
Nico: Yep. Lets head out.
We were off.
We arrived in Japan and we saw them.
Rolf: Rolf sees them!
We saw them fighting the Trilobite Undead!
Me: Whoa the Trilobite Undead!
Cana: He sure is an ugly one.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah no kidding.
Juvia: I'll deal with this one! WATER NEBULA!
She formed a powerful helix of water and they bit Trilobite Undead and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Me: Got you now.
I threw a card and sealed it.
Kazuma: Hey guys!
Me: Looks like we got here just in time.
Sakuya Tachibana: Boy you sure did!
Amane: Perfect timing.
Evelyn: Guys, these are my boyfriend and my archenemy.
Rolf: Rolf honored to meet you all.
Sakuya Tachibana: Pleasure to meet you Rolf.
Amane: Same here.
Me: Rolf is one of the people that was supposed to be with the first group with Eddy but he chose to stay till this time.
Sakuya Tachibana: Oh I get it.
Me: Yeah.
Changkey Dragon: I'm Changkey Dragon and it's awesome to meet you guys.
Me: You may know him from as one of the Midbosses from the game Mega Man 10.
Amane: I thought he looked familiar. Awesome to meet you.
Changkey Dragon: Same here.
Me: And these are the mages of Fairy Tail.
Erza: It's an honor to meet you all. I'm Erza Scarlett.
Lucy Heartfilia: I'm Lucy Heartfilia.
Juvia: I'm Juvia Lockser.
Mirajane: I'm Mirajane Strauss
Wendy Marvell: I'm Wendy Marvell.
Cana: I'm Cana Alberona
Virgo: And I'm Virgo. It's an honor.
Sakuya Tachibana: It's an honor to meet you all too.
Hajime: Same here.
Me: And this little guy here is Cheese.
Cheese: Yes ha.
Me: He's an idiot so be ready for anything he does. But he makes a great annoyance tool.
Rolf: The son of a Shepherd could not let you leave temporarily without saying goodbye first, Blade Kazuma boy!
Kazuma: Thanks Rolf.
Sunset Shimmer: Rolf is a cool guy once you guys get to know him.
Maria: He has my little sister Carmen in his troop call the Urban Rangers.
May: It's true. It's really cool and awesome.
Fluttershy: Carmen is a really brave and skilled girl to learn under him, Jimmy and Jonny.
Lucy Heartfilia: It's true. And it's awesome too.
Amane: Boy that is neat.
Changkey Dragon: Fair warning. Do NOT insult his culture. Unless you want to be beaten up harshly even by our standards.
Me: And do not steal his chickens. Ed has done that numerous times.
Kazuma: It's true. I've seen many of Rolf's amazing cultures and they are interesting and amazing.
Sakuya Tachibana: What country does Rolf come from?
Me: We're not really sure. He's either from Norway, Sweden, Finland or Switzerland.
Nico: Yeah but he is a cool guy nonetheless.
Wendy Marvell: He sure is. And he is really strong too.
Virgo: And you should see how much meat he eats too.
Evelyn: He makes some of the most awesome meat sandwiches ever known.
Mutsuki Kamijo then came.
Kazuma: Guys, this is Mutsuki Kamijo. He's Kamen Rider Leangle.
Me: Pleasure to meet you Mutsuki.
Mutsuki: Same here J.D. I heard so much about you and it's an honor to meet you.
Me: Same here.
Mutsuki: I heard you want to make Hiroshi pay big time for his crimes.
Me: More than just that. I want to make him suffer an infinite number of deaths 10 fold for everything he did.
Eli: Yeah bro wants to make sure he suffers the worst.
Mutsuki: I don't blame you. Because of him, Hajime and the others were without Kazuma for several years.
Me: No shit there. Also he turned all your lives into a living nightmare. Turned many of you all against each other.
Nico: Yeah. He was going to turn the entire planet into a version of War World.
Eli: We can't let that happen.
Me: Yeah. Oh. I'm sorry guys this is Albedo of The Galvan.
Albedo: It's an honor to meet you all.
Sakuya Tachibana: Pleasure to meet you.
Nico: He's really smart and skilled and knows all sorts of aliens too.
Me: Don't let his appearance deceive you though. He is really a Galvan that was turned into a human.
Amane: I was going to say. He looks like Ben but with White hair, red clothes and red eyes.
Me: Yeah he sure does.
Albedo: And yes, I was with Team Buktu. But I was the only one who genuinely was a hero instead of for the fame and glory.
Me: That's right.
Amane: I heard all about that. I can't believe all those lies they told.
Laney: But J.D. and Nico's plan was to have Nico be planted into their ranks as a mole.
Lana: And it worked perfectly.
Me: It sure did.
Amane: And those Evil Sasuke Rants that you do J.D. are really entertaining and they fit him perfectly.
Me: They sure do. Shows the world the kind of monster he is when he is that evil.
Virgo: Yeah it sure does.
Hajime: Evelyn, Kazuma probably knows this. But can you tell the rest of us about your background history?
Evelyn: I sure can.
She told them that she is from New York and she is an Ornithologist and she knows everything about birds. She was turned into a Celtician Dryad from the planet Celtica in the Unknown Zone and they are wood creatures that have the power to control nature and plants and even communicate with animals. She also comes from a very rich family that is a very powerful family that is one of the best known stock brokers in the city.
Hajime: Wow! That is amazing.
Me: Yep. We all were amazed ourselves.
Lincoln: Yeah we sure were.
Nico: (to Albedo) When we had that heart to heart on your base's rooftop, were you trying to subtly warn me to get out of there?
Albedo: I really didn't want you to be harmed by my team's plans.
Nico: I understand.
Me: Good reason.
Nico: Yeah.
Nico: So, have any of your bad guys caused any trouble since our previous visit?
Amane: Actually yes. We have 4 Undead and another Omnitrix Alien here.
Lincoln: But that was one of the Undead we dealt with.
Me: That was actually one of the minor Undead.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Which Undead are running Amok?
Sakuya Tachibana: The Orchid Undead, Capricorn Undead, Serpent Undead and Tiger Undead and it looked like a black version of a 4 legged spider.
We gasped!
Me: That's Another Terroranchula! It's the Natural Predator of Ball Weevil's kind.
Cana: This will be interesting though.
Eli: I sense them All over on Hashima Island.
Me: That place was abandoned for years and it's located near the Kyushu Prefecture.
Nico: Yep and it's one of the big reminder of Japan's War Crimes back in World War II.
Kazuma: That's right.
Me: Oh boy. Then we better get over there. Stay close guys.
I teleported us there with Instant Transmission.
We arrived.
Nico: Here we are.
Eli: Wow.
We saw that it was an abandoned island.
Nico: Wow this place has seen better days.
Me: It was used as a forced labour camp back during and before World War II and serves as a bitter reminder for those times.
Kazuma: It sure does. Ideal spot to hide numerous criminals.
Lola: Yeah.
Laney: And many kinds of dirtbags of all kinds
Negative Terroranchula: Now, it's the hiding spot of our targets today.
Me: Yep.
Eli: And they are close. I can feel it.
Me: Look sharp.
We stayed alert.
Eli: There!
Eli fired a Force Lightning Blast and it hit the wall of a building and out came Miyuki Yoshinaga THE ORCHID UNDEAD!
Kazuma: Miyuki. It's been a while.
Miyuki Yoshinaga: Kazuma!? You're Alive!? But we all thought you were gone.
Me: He was. We found him on another planet. Long story. But right now we are here to defeat you. But first.
I fired a wave of light and separated Miyuki Yoshinaga from her Undead Form and made them 2 separate beings!
Nico: Smart thinking there.
Me: Miyuki here quick.
She came over to us.
Then out came 3 more figures and they were the Capricorn Undead, Serpent Undead and Tiger Undead!
Yazawa: Now we can finish what we started.
Hikaru Jo: And that's killing you.
Azumi: (LAUGHS) And it will be fun killing you.
Me: I never could get over that laugh of yours Azumi.
Nico: Yeah.
Negative Terroranchula: We're still waiting for one more.
Then a roar was heard and out came a black version of a Terroranchula! It was ANOTHER TERRORANCHULA!
Me: WHOA! There it is!
Nico: Ugly.
Another Terroranchula: (In a girls voice) I can't believe I was turned into this abomination.
Me: (GASP) Xenia Shelley!? Whoa!
Nico: Wait Xenia Shelley you mean THE Xenia Shelley, the descendant of Mary Shelley?
Me: The very same one and like her ancestor she writes books. She writes Brittney's favorite book series called The Midnight Angels of Gothylvania
Nico: Cool!
Lola: Awesome!
Lucy Loud: Wicked.
Nico: Did Swartz promise you anything?
Another Terroranchula: Just to be the greatest author next to my ancestor.
Me: You already are like that Xenia and you make awesome books. Your series is a bestseller amongst the Gothic Subculture.
Lucy Loud: It's true. And your series is just as good as my favorite vampire series.
Another Terroranchula: I am glad and honored you think so.
Me: Swartz lied to you yes. But we'll save you.
Azumi: Good luck with that.
Me: Bring it bitch!
?: I'll face her!
Out came Daria Kuso.
Lincoln: Daria!
Daria: I actually picked Azumi as my archenemy for the Masters of Evil. Sorry guys but my name is Daria Kuso.
Sakuya Tachibana: Awesome to meet you Daria.
Daria: Sorry to drop in like this but I heard that Azumi was here so I decided to face her first in my first usual battle.
Me: Fine with us.
Nico: Lets get it on!
Me: Yeah!
I went Super Angel Wolf Moon Xelnaga!
Mutsuki pulls out a gold and violet buckle with a clear plastic sleeve on one side, and another card, the fourth Ace, Ace of Clubs, showing a green and violet spider marked with the Club symbol, with the text "Change Spider" written upon it. The card is then immediately placed into the sleeve on the buckle before placing it on his waist
Mutsuki: Henshin.
With that, Mutsuki hits the side of the belt, opening it up, revealing a purple Club symbol.
Leangle Buckle: Open Up!
As the Club symbol is revealed, a violet energy card with the same spider symbol on it emerges and covers Mutsuki, generating his green and gold suit with a bishop style helmet and a case of some sort on his right hip, holding a giant staff with a counter similar to Kazuma's sword and Sakuya's gun, with a giant club symbol on the end of it.
Nico: Awesome!
Me: (Divine Wolf Moon Voice) Time to Kick some Undead Ass!
Lola: This will be fun!
I unsheathed my Decaforce Sword.
Evelyn: My turn!
Evelyn pulls out a Green and pink buckle with a clear plastic sleeve on one side, and another card, the fifth Ace, A wild card, showing a green and pink spider marked with the W symbol, with the text "Change Fairy" written upon it. The card is then immediately placed into the sleeve on the buckle before placing it on her waist.
Evelyn: Henshin!
With that, Evelyn hits the side of the belt, opening it up, revealing a Pink W symbol.
Natura Buckle: Bloom Up!
As the W symbol is revealed, a green and pink energy card with the Fairy Symbol symbol on it emerges and covers Evelyn, generating a new green and pink suit with a Fairy style helmet and a case of some sort on her right hip, holding a giant scythe with a counter similar to Kazuma's sword and Sakuya's gun, with a giant W symbol on the end of it and she had pink and green butterfly wings.
KAMEN RIDER NATURA!
Nico: WHOA!
Lola: Oh yeah!
Amane: HENSHIN!
She went KAMEN RIDER HOUEN!
Lana: Awesome!
Juvia: This will be awesome.
Kazuma: Time for all of us.
Kazuma, Sakuya and Hajime: HENSHIN!
They transformed too!
Cheese: Bunnies! (Runs towards the Undead)
Nico: Cheese not now!
Cheese: Bunnies!
He hugged Azumi's leg.
Azumi: Get off me!
Daria: Cheese you idiot! Let go of her!
Cheese: I love chocolate milk!
Azumi: Soon you'll be dead!
She kicked him off and he landed on his butt and screamed.
Me: Moron.
Daria fired waves of fire and blasted Azumi all over and then she teleported and kicked her in the face.
Azumi: MY FACE!
Daria: Aw did I damage your pretty face? That is just to start.
She spread her wings of fire and flew into the air and fired fireballs and they hit Izumi all over the place and exploded!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Daria: Take that!
Azumi sent her hair flailing all over and she had it burned off when it touched Daria's wings.
Nico: (takes out Jet's Ridewatch) Sorry, Xenia!
He activated it and fired waves of energy and blasted her down. Then he caught the ridewatch and purified it.
I picked up Xenia and she was a girl with short black hair and had a black gothic dress on.
I picked her up.
Me: I got you.
Xenia Shelley: What a headache.
Me: You'll be fine.
I brought her over.
I fired waves of energy and blasted Orchid Undead and she exploded and I sealed her with a card.
Me: That's 2.
Rolf: ROLF WILL UNLEASH HIS RAGE NOW!
Rolf threw the Capricorn Undead and it smashed into the Tiger Undead and smashed them down.
Rolf: YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CELERY STALK ON THE SPINE OF A SEA URCHIN!
Tiger Undead: What did he say?
He went over to them and pulverized the living shit out of them both!
Daria: What's wrong Azumi, can't take the heat?
Azumi turned into her SERPENT UNDEAD FORM!
Daria: So that's it.
She fired waves of fire and blasted her all over the place.
Changkey Dragon: Save some for me!
He fired fireballs and they hit Tiger Undead and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
I sealed him.
Nico: 3 down.
Evelyn bashed Capricorn Undead all over and smashed him down and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
She sealed him.
Me: NICE!
Nico: How many more to go?
Me: Just one.
We saw Daria flying all over and taking on the Serpent Undead.
Kazuma: Wow Daria is fast.
She fired waves of fireballs and they hit Serpent Undead and exploded all over the place.
Miyuki Yoshinaga: Wow! Look at her go.
Laney: Daria is not only a Guardian Angel for my brother but she is also really strong and powerful.
Lana: I'll say.
Changkey Dragon: Let me help out!
Daria: Sure thing. I've have my fun.
He fired waves of fireballs and blasted Serpent Undead.
Me: Now we end this!
Evelyn: You got it!
Kazuma: Lets do it!
I pulled out my Thunderbird Rouse Card.
LIGHTNING, NATURE, WIND, FLAME, MAELSTROM, CRYSTAL, SUN!
Me, Kazuma, Sakuya, Hajime, Mutsuki, Amane and Evelyn: ELEMENTAL MAELSTROM BLAST!
We fired a massive blast of elements and they hit Serpent Undead and then….
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
She exploded and I sealed her into a card.
Me: Gotcha.
Nico: Those 4 Undead have failed this world.
Rolf: The harsh realities of your miserable live have been restored. (bows) Thank you!
Amane: Huh?
I shrugged.
Evelyn: He means that the Undead are defeated.
Nico: Yep.
Daria: And as a bonus I got to have my unusual battle with Serpent Undead.
Nico: You sure did Daria.
Amane: That was awesome.
Lola: It sure was.
Twilight Sparkle: Next time we'll all have a shot.
We all later came back.
William: Hey guys. How did it go?
Me: Really epic!
We told everyone everything and it was amazing.
William: Wow! That was awesome!
Brittney: That is cool you guys saved Xenia. And to be honest I was not expecting her to be Another Alien.
Me: Me neither.
May: Next time, Aerrow and Lucky should go with you.
Nico: Good idea.
Evelyn: I like it.
Qin: Yeah and so will the rest of the Quantum Girls.
Lola: Yeah!
Nico came in with a grumbling stomach.
Trixie: Are you okay, Nico?
Nico: Yeah just a little upset stomach.
Me: Maybe you need to rest for a bit.
Nico: It's nothing. I think it's just…
LOUD FART!
Nico ripped a really nasty loud fart!
Timon: Pumbaa!
Pumbaa: That wasn't me Timon! It was Nico this time!
Timon: Oh yeah.
LOUD FART!
Pumbaa farted too!
Pumbaa: Sorry.
Me: Geez Nico! Hoowee! THAT STINKS!
Pan: Jesus Fuck, Nico! What did you eat?!
Me: I was about to ask.
Nico: I had some of Chief Wiggum's awesome new baked beans he made.
Me: Oh yeah he makes really awesome baked beans too just as good as his awesome nuclear armageddon chili.
LOUD LONG FART!
Nico really farted bad!
Me: JEEZ!
Nico: Sorry.
Me: (COUGHS AND GAGS) GEEZ! AND I THOUGHT LORI'S FARTS SMELL HORRIBLE!
Lori: It was my shoe!
Lola: And Roger Smith's farts are worse than that when he eats Okra!
American Dad Roger Smith: Yeah they do smell bad don't they?
Cybertron Crumplezone: That's it, boss! I'm taking care of this.
Cybertron Crumplezone picked Nico up and starting patting his stomach.
Nico: Ahh. (BELCHING AND FARTING)
The urge to laugh was too strong and I was holding it all in.
Eddy: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) THIS IS TOO RICH! (LAUGHS) CALL A DOCTOR DOUBLE D! (LAUGHS)
Edd: This is very (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY!)
Lola: Don't light a match anyone!
Beachcomber: Need a rolling pin?
Nico: Nah I think I'm good. (BELCHING AND FARTING!)
Eli opened a window and the smell went out into space.
Me: Jeez and I thought Garby's farts smelled horrible.
Matt Olsen: No kidding.
Maria: Feel better, Nico?
Nico: Ahh. Yes much better. (STOMACH GRUMBLES) Uh oh! BATHROOM!
Nico ran to the restroom.
YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING IN THERE
He threw Harold out of the bathroom who was in there first.
Nico: AAHH! SO FUCKING GOOD!
Harold: HEY! I WASN'T DONE IN THERE!
Me: When you got to go you got to go.
20 minutes later, Nico came out. He was much better and he washed his hands.
Nico: Much better.
Veon: Nico, now that your... business is done, which teams have you made?
Nico: Will's group will include Snowdrop, Sector V, Mandy, Sector Z, and Katie. Bloom's team will include Tigra, Simba, Kovu, Timon & Pumbaa, and Nala.
Timon: All right!
Me: Cool!
Qin: Awesome!
Me: Lions and KND. Good themes.
Lola: Yeah.
Veon: Nico, now that your... business is done, which teams have you made?
Nico: Will's group will include Snowdrop, Sector V, Mandy, Sector Z, and Katie. Bloom's team will include Tigra, Simba, Kovu, Timon & Pumbaa, and Nala.
Timon: All right!
Me: Cool!
Qin: Awesome!
Me: Lions and KND. Good themes.
Lola: Yeah.
Then the previous members of the M.O.E. Came in.
Magma: Can me, Mortal Kombat Scorpion, Count Spankulot, Xigbar, Black Lance, Deadwood, Manta Bayarsh, Bizarro, Oculous, and Toad, go with you guys?
Luna Ghost: Me, Aries Zodiart, Lady Quark, Toar, Major Mucus, Emil Eagle, Yost Executioner, Allomere, Evil Solar Man, and Evil Yamato Man will come as well.
Nico: Yes you sure can.
Count Spankulot: (Transylvanian Accent) (COUGHS AND GAGS) WHAT SMELLS LIKE FARTS IN HERE!?
Me: Don't fucking ask if you value your noses!
Xigbar: Nico had Chief Wiggum's beans didn't he?
Me: Yep.
Marah: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Golduck next.
Me: Cool!
Lola: Yeah.
King Kai: (Telepathically) Nico, everyone can you hear me?!
Nico: King Kai, what's wrong?
King Kai: (Telepathically) I got some bad news, The Smith Family of Townsville is back once again for revenge on you guys for ruining their dinner.
We gasped!
Me: Oh, not again, seriously!
Nico: They just can't let go of something as pathetic as an insignificant dinner that Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup ruined years ago, they really are nothing but a bunch of dirtbags.
Lincoln: And I made sure they were nothing more than brain-dead monkeys after they came back yet again, this time, I'll make sure they're permanently brain-dead after I suck out their brains.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than our old enemy, Deacon Blackfire, and he's come back from the dead wanting revenge on us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and we're not going to like this one bit: the dark energy we sensed belongs to our old enemy, Deacon Blackfire, and he's come back from the dead wanting revenge on us.
We gasped.
Nico: Oh man, so it's not just The Smith Family of Townsville who's come back, but now, that Satanic religious fanatic and heretic, Deacon Blackfire, has also come back from the dead.
Me: He just doesn't even know when to quit, but either way, Deacon Blackfire is going to die once and for all.
Lincoln: And that's after our next mission.
Nico: That's right, Lincoln. Alright, gang, let's go, we got an awesome race on a new food planet that's been discovered.
Lincoln: A new food planet has been discovered, and we're having a race there, awesome. But, after we get done with the race, we're going to hunt down The Smith Family of Townsville and make them pay for their crimes long ago, and once we get done with the race and making those dirtbags pay for their crimes long ago, you're next, Deacon Blackfire.
Count Spankulot: The Smith Family of Townsville have been VERY bad. No argument there.
Lady Quark: But maybe there are other ways to deal with them.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: But lets head out guys.
We went to the ship and we were off.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was seen flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7117.8: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to an amazing and new food planet for our next race. Our mission is not only to win the race but also to bring the Smith Family down as well as destroy Deacon Blackfire.
Eli: This is gonna be awesome.
Itasis: I wonder where we'll go this time.
Nico: Well I have a feeling it will be good.
Camie: So who are the Smith Family again?
Me: They are bad neighbors that hated the Powerpuff Girls.
I went over their history.
The Smiths are minor antagonists in The Powerpuff Girls, only appearing in two episodes "Supper Villain", and "Just Desserts". They are the next door neighbors of The Powerpuff Girls, and they all hold some kind of ire toward the girls for their own various reasons.
In "Supper Villain", family patriarch, Harold Smith was depressed with the monotonous repetition of his day-to-day life, and it didn't help to know that his next door neighbors were The Utonium Family, a family of four, that was far happier than his, because of their thrilling, action-packed adventures, that they got the luxury of living every single day. Quietly, Harold had always awaited the demise of The Powerpuff Girls, and would always celebrate in silence, over their occasional misfortunes. In the mean time, Harold spent his private time, working on his super villain costume, preparing for the day, he would one day emerge from the shadows, reveal his true dark form, and defeat The Powerpuff Girls.
After a three day hostage situation, involving Mojo Jojo holding The Mayor captive, Harold's wife, Mary Anne, invited The Utonium Family over to their house, much to the internalized horror of Harold. Harold's family happily talked with their guests, while Harold tried desperately to hold it in, just for the one evening. However, he simply couldn't. Harold snapped and went into his villain form, shocking the rest of his family and The Utonium Family, and stopping their peaceful evening, dead in it's tracks. The tone sharply went dark, as Harold threatened The Powerpuff Girls to use his ray gun to blow The Professor's head off. The Powerpuff Girls were quick to spring into action, and save The Professor, but just before the fight could begin, Maryanne yielded them, with an angered scream for them to "STOP!"
Maryanne ranted about how she wanted nothing more than a perfect evening, and demanded that everybody, both her own family and The Powerpuff Girls to seize with the violence, and enjoy a nice dinner with her, with the promise that they could get right back to their fight, afterwards. A long, awkward, intense, and highly suspenseful dinner took place, with The Powerpuff Girls and Harold rushing to devour their food, with Professor Utonium nervously stalling and taking as much time as humanly possible, to avoid undergoing the inevitable fight, wherein he was sure he would die. Meanwhile, Maryanne happily ate her dinner, acting as though nothing was happening. The kids also had interesting reactions during the dinner. Harold's son, Bud, was proud of his dad, for finally doing something cool, and Harold's daughter, Julie, made random comments about playing jacks, childishly ignorant to the magnitude of the situation.
At the end of the dinner, Professor Utonium took his sweet time, eating the last pea on his plate, but just before any action could start, Maryanne brought out dessert. With the food for dessert being cream pies, it took only seconds for the suspenseful situation to turn into a food fight, between Harold and The Powerpuff Girls. Bud and Julie took part in the fun too. With everyone getting pied in the face, Maryanne was furious, as she considered this to have ruined the dinner. Just then, the police busted in, having apparently received some kind of phone call, possibly from an outsider, making a noise complaint, and arrested Harold Smith. As Harold was taken to jail, Maryanne watched in anger, as The Utonium Family went home safely, and vowed revenge on them for what they did. Not for getting her husband arrested for a year, but for ruining her dinner.
Harold Smith - An average suburban factory worker, whose ineffectual and timid exterior hides a secret passion for evil. He had an adapted hair-dryer that could melt a person's head, though he never actually had an opportunity to use it. He is a bald man, with a long, banana-like nose and a timid, quivering voice. He wears a pair of square eyeglasses, a pair of stocking, a pair of red thermal underwear, yellow rubber gloves, a holster strapped to one hip, a blue bath mat tied around the neck for a cape, black-rimmed goggles, replacing his square glasses, a hood on top of sparkler.
Mary Ann Smith - Harold's very darkly tanned wife, with very light blond hair. She is very weasel-like in appearance, as she has a sharply pointed nose, features bunched up n the middle of her face (as if they're about to sink in), whose excessive perkiness barely disguises a vicious, shrewish side. Sounds insanely perky, and wears a black bodysuit and thigh-high boots, with a black mask and blue gloves as well. She screams at Harold and spanks Harold if he does not do the evil stuff, like harm The Powerpuff girls.
Bud Smith - A sullen, green-haired, angst-driven teen with his mother's teeth with braces who hates everything, especially his boring dad but not after his father Harold who becomes the Supervillain Harold Smith. He wears a black outfit with blue gloves and a green cape to match his hair
Julie Smith - A simple-minded pudgy little girl with a long blond ponytail and features that almost look drawn on whose life revolves around playing jacks. She wears a black ballet tutu with spikes around its edge, a matching mask and toe shoes. Initially she didn't hate the Powerpuff Girls, but joined her family in their revenge after the Girls lost her jacks.
When I was done Camie and those that haven't heard about it was shocked!
Camie: All this over things that are completely petty!
Qin: Yeah no kidding there!
Xenia: What a bunch of weak-minded neanderthals!
Black Lance: Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill.
Major Mucus: No kidding!
Camie: But who is Deacon Blackfire?
Me: He's the leader of an insane Satanic Cult called the Order of Saint Dumas.
I went over his history.
Joseph Blackfire, revered by his cultists as Deacon Blackfire, is the main antagonist of the Batman: Arkham Knight Most Wanted mission Lamb to the Slaughter.
He was voiced by Marc Worden, who also played Victor Zaitsev in Vanquish.
Blackfire claimed to be over 100 years old and to be a Native American shaman who was entombed alive after being found guilty of killing a tribal chief and committing heresy. Blackfire claimed the secret to his eternal youth was bathing in buckets of human blood, and he used his charm and powers of manipulation to brainwash an army of devout followers to provide victims for his sacrifices.
After Batman has saved Oracle and returns to the GCPD, he finds that Jack Ryder, who had spent the whole night at the GCPD to be in the middle of the action. By listening to Ryder's tapes, Batman finds out that Ryder was investigating Blackfire's cult and is headed to the Lady of Gotham, because he expects something big to go down there. Upon arriving on the island, Batman sees that Ryder has been captured by Blackfire and his fanatic followers. Ryder has been tied to a table and is about to be sacrificed by Blackfire.
When Batman comes closer, Blackfire spots him and activates the electric fence surrounding him, preventing Batman from approaching him. He orders his followers to attack Batman and dispose of him quickly, as the time of their sacrifice is drawing near. After all enemies are defeated, Batman can use his Remote Electrical Charge to deactivate the electric fence and enter Blackfire's cage through the vents. Having entered the cage, Batman quickly disarms Blackfire and, after the deacon claims that due to his immortality Gotham will be his eventually, knocks him out by smashing his head onto the altar. Blackfire is then incarcerated at the GCPD.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!
Camie: What a fucked up asshole!
Qin: Yeah he sure was.
Camie: Yeah!
Nico: No kidding. But we destroyed Blackfire and banished him to the Warp. Now we're going to give him the Black Gates.
Eli: Yep.
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Kickback: We're here!
Nico: On screen.
We saw that we were at a planet that was golden white and brown and had brown rivers.
Nico: This looks interesting.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Lets land.
We got to landing and we landed and we got out and then we saw that it was A PLANET MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF WAFFLES AND PANCAKES AND IT HAD RIVERS, LAKES AND STREAMS
OF MAPLE SYRUP!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: A planet made of pancakes and waffles!
Qin: OH BOY!
Ren: Oh no.
Evil Solar Man: What's wrong?
Nora: PANCAKES! MUST EAT!
Maria: Nora's gone crazy!
Bizarro: Nora very calm right now!
NORA THEN WENT AND JUMPED INTO A BIG STACK OF PANCAKES AND ATE THEM ALL IN 10 SECONDS!
Qin: WHOA!
Lola: GEEZ! Nora sure loves Pancakes!
Nora ate NUMEROUS PILES of pancakes!
Octane: Nora, at least wait for us to put fresh fruit on them!
Me: Or better yet, this. (ACTIVATES CAPTAIN SPRING GREEN SQUEAKER'S RIDEWATCH)
I fired waves of Heffer Farms Brand Fruit on The Bottom All Natural Style Yogurt from my hands and put it on some waffles and Pancakes and Nico and Vambre dove into the pancakes and waffles and ate them.
Qin: OH WOW!
Nico: OH SO GOOD! (BELCH)
Toad: Should we stop them?
Evil Yamato Man: Maybe 5 more minutes.
Me: Let them have some grub. Besides Nico practically lost his lunch earlier.
Toad: Oh right. Sorry.
French Narrator: (French Accent) Approximately 25 minutes later…
Nico and Nora were stuffed after eating 25 huge piles FULL of them!
Qin: GEEZ!
Nico: (SUPER LOUD MONSTROUS BELCH!)
Nora: (SUPER LOUD MONSTROUS BELCH!)
That was a HUGE BELCH!
Nico: Ahh!
Me: Feel better?
Nora: Sweet goodness.
Nico: Delicious.
Lemon Zest: Let's get ready for the race.
Indigo Zap: I agree.
Me: Yeah we should.
Nico: Okay. The garage is here.
We saw it land.
We got our cars out for the race and went and drove into the garage.
Qin: This is gonna be so fun!
Allomere: Can I just fly the whole race?
Oculous: Nothing wrong with that.
Me: Nope.
Qin: Yeah.
Camie: But this is gonna be so fun.
Me: It sure is. The route will take us all the way to the Pancake Syrup Volcano Forest.
Nico: Ooh.
Indigo Zap: Everyone ready?
Nico: Lets do it.
We got in our cars.
Billy Natson: And Welcome to another exciting day of racing for all of you boys, girls and fans alike. Hello I'm Billy Natson and we have a grand treat for you all today as we are on a planet made entirely out of pancakes, waffles and syrup. With us is our very own Team Loud Phoenix Storm and their awesome Frenemies of the Masters of Evil! Are you all ready to race?
Me: You bet we are Billy!
Nico: Yeah we are!
Billy Natson: Love that spirit! Lets get it on!
Krista: RACERS READY!
We were ready.
Krista: (RAISES GREEN FLAG) GET SET!
We were ready and revving up our engines.
Krista: (WAVES THE GREEN FLAG) REV UP AND GOOOOOOOO!
We zoomed out of the garage!
We were off off!
Billy Natson: AND THEY'RE OFF!
Manta Bayarsh: Catch me if you can!
Yost Executioner: Don't mind if I do!
Nora: THOSE PANCAKES ARE MINE!
She zoomed ahead!
Qin: OH YEAH!?
She zoomed fast!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Napalm Man: I'm catching up to you guys!
We zoomed through the Waffle Desert.
We were really going fast.
Lola: YEAH!
Nico: This is so cool!
Camie: YEAH!
Deadwood: Eat my dust!
Emil Eagle: I'm actually flying with Allomere right now!
Me: But this is awesome!
We zoomed over the Syrup and Waffle Swamps.
Nico: YEAH!
We were 3 quarters of the way there.
Centaur Man: Almost done!
Nico: Yep!
We entered the Waffle Volcano Field!
Nico: We're almost there guys!
Eli: Finish Line ho!
We saw the Finish Line!
Billy Natson: And here comes the winners of the race! IT'S NORA VALKYRIE, J.D. KNUDSON, NICO, ZURIA, FLUTTERSHY, LINCOLN AND LANA!
Everyone cheered wildly!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Xenia: AWESOME!
Varie: YEAH!
Ren: Congratulations, Nora.
Nora Valkyrie: Thanks Ren!
Qin: Fitting for you Nora because it's a planet of your favorite food.
Nico: You got that right.
Xenia: I agree there.
Lola: Man this was awesome.
Lana: I'll say!
Zuria: But this was really cool!
Lily: Yeah.
Fluttershy: But it was a great race.
Nico: We're not done yet though.
Nora: First, let me have some victory pancakes. With syrup!
Nico: Okay.
She dove in and ate more pancakes and syrup.
Me: Boy Po Kong would be proud of her.
Qin: Yep.
She later finished.
Nora Valkyrie: Ahh. Delicious.
Nico: Now we're ready.
Eli: They are over in that clearing over there.
He pointed to an area over on an island in the middle of a syrup lava lake.
Xigbar: At least they probably had syrup.
Toar: Or not.
Nico: Lets go guys. Entrance time.
We went at the island.
The Smith Family was really mad.
Harold Smith: That stupid Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
But then the spirits of fire and the Loud House Brothers appeared and they swirled around them and smashed and pulverized them all over. Then they converged and then a huge pile of pancakes appeared and got drenched in syrup and then it rumbled and then…
KRASPLAT!
A massive explosion of fruity yogurt blasted out and formed into us and we appeared.
Me: That was a fruity breakfast entrance.
American Dad Roger Smith: You seriously didn't have this syrup?
Swindle: You don't know what you're missing. It's really tasty!
Harold Smith: I do like good pancakes.
Mary Anne: Yes they are good. But nothing will be better than destroying you for ruining my dinner!
Me: Sheesh you need to let go of that.
Nico: I agree there.
Klaus: (German Accent) Hey, don't go hating on me and Roger just because you don't have counterparts for the two of us!
Bud: I hate everything. Not just you two! Even before you morons came along!
Our auras flared up.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: Nothing like a villainous breakdown to start a confrontation.
Me: Yep.
Buttercup: Actually, the sad truth is, that's actually a true statement.
Nico: Yeah.
Aries Zodiart: Really?
Then 2016 Morbucks, Condiment King, Professor XXXL, Artie Ziff, Raven Branwen, Mammoth, Eris, Cavelier, Anti-Wanda, Stinky Butt, Glomgold, Gourd, Beagle Babes, Big Cheese, Bird Brain, Yost Korvac, Malodor, Cajun Fox, Quackor the Fowl, and Cyclops (Hercules) appeared.
Nico: 2016 Morbucks, Condiment King, Professor XXXL, Artie Ziff, Raven Branwen, Mammoth, Eris, Cavelier, Anti-Wanda, Stinky Butt, Glomgold, Gourd, Beagle Babes, Big Cheese, Bird Brain, Yost Korvac, Malodor, Cajun Fox, Quackor the Fowl, and Cyclops (Hercules).
2016 Morbucks: I wonder if my main counterpart actually interacted with these 4.
Condiment. King: Who knows?
Professor XXXL: But let's not dwell on that.
Me: Yeah not a good idea.
Artie Ziff: (To Nico) We heard you fought a jerk version of Lincoln.
Nico: We sure did! He was a really nasty thug!
Raven Branwen: Is he dead?
Nico: Yep.
Me: Taken down to the Underworld.
Lincoln: Yep.
?: That's good.
Then a figure came out and it was FLOWAR! A Background monster.
Carter Grayson: Flowar!
Flowar: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! But it was a darn shame that you were a background battle monster.
Flowar: I know! What a sad day that was.
Nico: No kidding.
Flowar: Too bad I didn't get my own episode.
William: You had so much potential.
Me: Man what a ripoff! But yeah.
Nico: That would have been awesome.
Lola: It sure would.
We got the battles underway.
Lexx, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Powerpuff Girls, Veon and Hagger VS 2016 Morbucks - Nico's rescue and battling Another Lincoln from another Universe that was a TOTAL ASSHOLE!
2016 Princess Morbucks was first.
2016 Morbucks: (to Lexx) Nico's rescue involved battling Another Lincoln from another Universe that was a TOTAL ASSHOLE! You sure he wasn't the one from Universe 666?
Lexx: No this one wasn't from Universe 666. This was one that Eli knew about from his universe before he joined the team. Lincoln accidentally went into another universe and found versions of the Loud House where they were all different personalities. This version of Lincoln was an absolute jerk and he terrorized his family and friends and school.
Sunset Shimmer: No kidding there! J.D. really beat the living crud out of him.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah it was really brutal.
Sunburn: No kidding there! What that version of Lincoln did was horrible.
Blossom: Yeah it sure was.
Bubbles: He was a bully and a jerk.
2016 Morbucks: No kidding there! Oh man! Lets do it!
Lexx used the Fire Fruit Lockseed and got a Fire Sword and he read a verse and fired waves of fireballs and smashed her all over the place and they fired waves of fire and smashed her down.
Leon, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Lisa Simpson, Homer Simpson, Marah and Kapri VS Artie Ziff - Battling Another Musca Undead Zodiarts and Another Springfield Mafia
Artie Ziff was next.
Artie Ziff: (to Leon) Nico, Sora's team, the Springfield Mafia's team, and the others did good battling Another Musca Undead Zodiarts. And the Another Springfield Mafia as well.
Leon: They sure did and it was great facing them too.
Pinkie Pie: It sure was and it was great facing all of them.
Maud Pie: (monotonously) We all thought it sure was cool.
Featherweight: I agree there too.
Sprocket: I thought so too.
Lisa Simpson: I thought it was cool too.
Homer Simpson: Me too.
Artie Ziff: Glad they had a good time. Lets do it!
Leon used the Gear Fruit Lockseed and he got a Gear Blade Sword and he read a verse and they fired waves of gears and smashed him all over and they fired waves of water, gears, metal, lightning and smashed him down.
Lars, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Yang, Ruby, Summer, Matoombo and Itasis VS Raven Branwen - Lincoln's rescue
Raven Branwen was next.
Raven Branwen: (to Lars) I heard Lincoln's rescue involved him battling Dagra Dai. How was it?
Lars Loud: It was really fun and they destroyed Dagra Dai, the Infernal High Priest of the Vazdah.
Princess Luna: It was really cool and fun too.
Moondust: We all had fun too.
Snowdrop: We all thought so too.
Gari: That monster had it coming too.
Blackout: Yeah he sure did.
Yang: It sure was mom. We made sure that monster paid for his crimes.
Ruby Rose: I agree there too.
Summer Rose: Yeah thank goodness for that sister.
Raven Branwen: I agree too sister. Lets do it!
Lars used the Darkness Fruit Lockseed and got a Dark Scythe and he read a verse and fired waves of darkness and smashed her down and they fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.
Leif, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Batman, Bombshell and Kickback VS Condiment King - Meeting gene-slammers for Ghostrick Skeleton and Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond
Condiment King was next.
Condiment King: (to Leif) I heard you guys met gene-slammers for Ghostrick Skeleton and Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond. What are their names?
Leif: Their names are Morrigan Dabria and Maria Krystal and they are both really awesome and great guardian angels for Lincoln too.
Rainbow Dash: They sure are awesome too.
Scootaloo: And their stories are just as cool too.
FLASHBACK
Morrigan Dabria: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Maria Krystal: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Morrigan Dabria: That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right. So, Morrigan, what's the story on why you hate Flip, Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Ophelia Shroud, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank with a burning passion, and Maria, what's the story on why you hate Flip with a burning passion?
Morrigan Dabria: You're not going to like it one bit. One time, Lincoln and I were both heading home after school, but then, we heard bellowing yells and smelled the stench of a certain smelly mutant cheapskate, and we saw who it was: it was Flip, but also with him are Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Ophelia Shroud, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank, and they were trying to kill Lincoln once again. I got quite pissed off that I summoned the spirits of The Underworld to attack them, and after we tied them up, Lincoln found out that Ophelia Shroud was the one who freed Flip, Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank, after she mysteriously got her intelligence back and she still wanted her revenge on The Loud Family. We told the cops of what happened, along with who was responsible for breaking the other jerks out, and as a result, Flip, Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank were sent back to jail, and as for Ophelia Shroud, Lincoln punched her hard in the face and he electrocuted her, and he had her thrown right back in The Saturn Insane Asylum for life.
We gasped.
Lisa Loud: Now, that day I remember all too well, I can't believe that little monster had the nerve to do something like this.
Me: Even after all that, she still wanted revenge. You know what, if we encounter her on Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're going to see to it that she pays for all of her crimes in full.
Nico: And Lincoln will have her turned into a permanently brain-dead monkey after he sucks out every last bit of information and drains her brain.
Maria Krystal: That I'd like to see happen. Okay, now it's my turn, one day, Lincoln and I, along with Lori, were busy with making some new jewelry, but then, the jewelry that we already made was then swiped from the displays, and we saw who it was that did it: it was Flip, he stole our jewelry so he can get money for it. Lori and Lincoln rushed at him and we got all the jewelry back and Lori, Lincoln, and I gave Flip a full-on beatdown for that stunt he pulled, and after we told the cops everything, Flip wound up getting put into a police wagon and he was sent right back to jail, and he got another Life Sentence added to his original Life Sentences.
Nico: Why, that moronic cheapskate!
Me: It's worse than the time he stole all that money and it ended with Alicia beating him down.
Lincoln: Now, that's yet another reason as to why we hate that cheapskate even more, guys. But, as it stands, Flip deserves every last bit of our humiliations, along with Lewis Travolta, Pablo, and Anderson, but not Scoots, she's dead and gone forever, and Hawk and Hank deserve to be turned into gold statues for eternity, and if Ophelia Shroud dares to come back for more, she's going to get every last bit of payback for her crimes against Gotham Royal York and the Loud Family.
Eli: Yeah!
FLASHBACK ENDS
Condiment King: Oh my goodness! That cheapskate just can't take a hint!
Whirlwind: He never will learn.
Batman: No he sure won't.
Condiment King: Yeah no kidding there. Lets do it!
Leif used a Lightning Fruit Lockseed and got a Thunder Sword and he read a verse and fired waves of hot sauce and blasted Condiment King all over and his mouth erupted into flames and he was running around like a chicken with its head cut off and they fired waves of energy, wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.
Levi, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Sector V KND, Octane and Shrapnel VS Professor XXXL - Evelyn's 2nd Ambassador Mission and battling the Orchid Undead, Capricorn Undead, Serpent Undead, And Tiger Undead and Another Terroranchula
Professor XXXL was next.
Professor XXXL: (to Leif) Evelyn's 2nd Ambassador Mission involved battling the Orchid Undead, Capricorn Undead, Serpent Undead, Tiger Undead and Another Terroranchula. And she got a Kamen Rider form for the Blade team too.
Levi: Indeed she did and it was really amazing to see too.
Twilight Sparkle: And we found out something really cool. Another Terroranchula was really someone that Brittney knows. Her name is Xenia Shelley and like her ancestor she writes books. She writes Brittney's favorite book series called The Midnight Angels of Gothylvania.
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah that is really cool that she is an author like her ancestor.
Spyro: It sure is awesome.
Numbuh 1: We all thought it was really amazing ourselves.
Professor XXXL: That is really amazing! Now you guys have 2 descendants of Mary Shelley on the team now. Lets do it for I, PROFESSOR XXXL, Command it!
Levi used the Magic Fruit Lockseed and got a magic sword and he read a verse and they fired waves of energy and magic and blasted down Professor XXXL and smashed him all over and then fired waves of magic and smashed him down.
Luke Loud, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Superman, Sugarcoat and Lemon Zest VS Cavalier - Nico having a NASTY CASE OF BAD GAS caused by beans
Cavalier was next.
Cavalier: (to Luke) Nico had a NASTY CASE OF BAD GAS caused by beans. Is he okay now?
Luke Loud: Yeah he'll be all right. He just had too many beans to eat from Chief Wiggum's new Baked Beans that he had for lunch.
Cavalier: Ah that's right. Chief Wiggum makes great baked beans. We can't get enough of them.
Applejack: Woowee! Nico was farting more than a whoopee cushion filled with pig and cow manure.
Apple Bloom: He was farting worse than Roger Smith was when he eats Okra. YUCK!
Flashwing: No one wants to smell Roger's farts like that.
Superman: Yeah that would not be good.
Cavalier: No kidding there. Shall we get started?
Luke Loud: We shall. I forget who goes next to slap.
Cavalier: I'll do it.
He pulled out a white glove and slapped Luke across the face.
Luke Loud: I accept your challenge!
Luke used the Earth Lockseed and got a Rock Sword and they clashed and Luke Read a verse and they fired waves of rock and smashed him all over and they fired waves of rock, earth, mud, boulders, crystal and apples and smashed him down.
Loki Loud, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Ripping Friends, Gloriosa Daisy and Indigo Zap VS Stinky Butt the Foul - A planet made of Waffles and Pancakes is awesome!
Stinky Butt the Foul was next.
Stinky Butt: (to Loki) A planet made of Waffles and Pancakes is awesome! Did you have any?
Loki Loud: You bet we did and they are literally so delicious.
Starlight Glimmer: Not as many as Nora did and you should see her. She LOVES pancakes.
Cozy Glow: She ate 20 big stacks of them in less than 35 minutes!
Hex: Boy she sure has one amazing appetite for pancakes.
Crag: Yeah she can't get enough pancakes too.
Rip: Nora has one amazing appetite for Pancakes.
Indigo Zap: She sure does! We all think that's so awesome that she can eat that many pancakes.
Stinky Butt: I'm impressed she can eat that much. She is a true eater of pancakes. Lets do it!
He fired a fart blast and Loki fired a fart blast at him and the farts collided and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Loki then used the Skull Fruit Lockseed and got a Skull Club and he read a verse and smashed Stinky Butt all over with skulls that explode into fart gas all over him and they fired waves of energy, magic, stars, lightning and skulls and bones and smashed him down.
Loni, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Nora Valkyrie, Wanda, Cosmo, Napalm Man and Crystal Man VS Anti-Wanda - A planet made of waffles and pancakes is breakfast heaven
Anti-Wanda was next.
Anti Wanda: (to Loni) A planet made of waffles and pancakes is breakfast heaven. (laughs) I bet Nora's having the time of her life!
Loni: You bet she totes was! She ate lots of stacks of pancakes!
Rarity: Oh indeed she did darlings. She really loves pancakes too.
Sweetie Belle: She ate so many of them that it was amazing.
Gill Grunt: You got that right! Right Nora?
Nora Valkyrie: (LOUD BELCH) Ahh man they were awesome too. I'm really stuffed.
Wanda: Boy you sure ate a lot didn't you Nora.
Cosmo: I would eat them with tacos.
BLANG!
Cosmo was bashed on the head with a frying pan by Wanda.
Anti-Wanda: That is an amazing appetite y'all. Lets do it!
Loni used the Water Fruit Lockseed and got a Water Sword and he read a verse and fired waves of energy and smashed her all over and they fired waves of water, ice, jewels and energy and smashed her down.
Lane, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Billy, Mandy, Grim, Centaur Man and Flame Man VS Eris - That repulsive Smith Family just CAN'T Take a hint!
Eris was next.
Eris: (to Lane) That repulsive Smith Family just CAN'T Take a hint! Didn't Stan Smith and his own family help you all beat them up?
Lane: I just can't believe they are that stupid and won't take a hint. But yes Stan Smith and his family did help us and beat them up bad. And all this was because of something as petty as a ruined dinner!
Fluttershy: What in the hills of Equestria were they even thinking?
Tornado Bolt: Obviously nothing at all.
Stealth Elf: Yeah that family is more idiotic than a bunch of Billy Clones.
Mandy: I was just going to say that.
Billy: Yeah but it's really idiotic!
Grim: Indeed it is mon.
Eris: I agree too there Grim. I agree with all of you too. Lets do it!
Lane used the Fruit Basket Lockseed and got a Fruit Basket Club and read a verse and they fired waves of energy and fruit and smashed her all over and then they fired waves of light, fruit, flowers, grass and leaves and smashed her down.
Lynn Jr., Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Robin, Starfire, Raven, Brawl and Swindle VS Mammoth - How can a family want revenge on someone over something so petty as a dinner ruined!?
Mammoth was next.
Mammoth: (to Boy Lynn) How can a family want revenge on someone over something so petty as a dinner ruined!? Though the food they made back then probably was tasty.
Lynn Jr.: It was tasty. But to them it was actually a bunch of things. The Powerpuff Girls were blamed by the Smiths for all their misfortunes. Harold was driven insane by the girls deeds and all that and he also hated his job, I think Marianne was a stay at home mom and she made good food until it was ruined by the Powerpuff Girls, Julie liked playing jacks with the Powerpuff Girls and she blamed them for losing them and Bud well he was a really kid. He hates EVERYTHING! And he was nothing more than to see the entire planet burn!
Mammoth: GEEZ! Why didn't Harold just quit and find a better job?
Lynn Jr.: Guess he never thought about it.
Princess Celestia: And Julie could have gotten some new jacks.
King Solar: And Bud needed lots of Therapy. But I think he might be experiencing a lot of self-loathing and is taking them out on the world with shear hate.
Solar Eclipsa: Also Marianne does make good food. But she can always make more food and learn to not let the same mistake happen again.
Amber Morning: Yeah that family was really dysfunctional.
Spotlight: Maybe there's a chance we can help them.
Robin: I'm no psychologist but maybe J.D. can help them out.
Starfire: It's possible.
Raven: We can at least give it a try.
Mammoth: We did so before. Lets do it!
Lynn Jr. Used the Light Fruit Lockseed and got a light sword and he read a verse and fired waves of footballs and smashed him all over and they fired waves of light and smashed Mammoth down.
Goofy VS Glomgold
Glomgold was next.
Glomgold: (Scottish Accent) This is always fun lad.
Goofy: Gawrsh it sure is.
He fired waves of energy and blasted Glomgold down.
Simone Houou VS The Gourd
The Gourd was next.
The Gourd: This will be fun!
Simone Houou: It always is.
She fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Irina Wendolva the Botanelastician Gene-Slammer VS Beagle Babes
The Beagle Babes were next.
Beagle Babe Leader: This will be good.
Irina Wendolva: It sure will be.
She fired waves of energy and smashed them down.
Camie the Mermaid VS Big Cheese
Big Cheese was next.
Big Cheese: You ready for me?
Camie the Mermaid: Always ready.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Carapace VS Bird Brain
Bird Brain was next.
Bird Brain: This will be so much fun.
Carapace: It always is.
He fired waves of energy and smashed Bird Brain Down.
Wendy VS Yost Korvac
Yost Korvac was next.
Yost Korvac: This is always going to be fun.
Wendy Darling: It always is.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Stinkbomb VS Malodor
Malodor was next.
Malodor: I'll stink you up.
Stinkbomb: Bring it on.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Pepperdance VS Cajun Fox
Cajun Fox was next.
Cajun Fox: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! This world is amazing.
Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Andouile! Yes it sure is!
She fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Howard the Duck VS Quackor the Fowl
Quackor was next.
Quackor: (Quacking)
Howard: I know that feeling too and this world is cool.
Howard fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Huanglongmon VS Cyclops (Hercules)
Cyclops was next.
Cyclops: You ready for me!?
Huanglongmon: Yeah I sure am.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Lightspeed Rescue Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Flowar
Flowar was next.
Nico: This is gonna be fun.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of spellbooks for the Legendary Planets Gene-Slammers in Nico's and Lincoln's harem, it's a collection of Legendary Planets-themed spellbooks that also have some Weapon Fusion spells that also have the same effects as The Atlantis Sisters Gene-Slammers' Weapon Fusion spells. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
Lightspeed Rescue: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
Ryan: TITANIUM POWER!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Lightspeed Rescue Rangers too.
Carter: V-LANCERS! BLASTER MODE!
Flowar: Ooh I'm so scared!
Nico: You should be! Fire!
Carter: SPECTRA BLAST!
They fired beams of rainbow energy and converged the blast.
Carter: On target!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit him and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
He was blown into pieces in a massive fiery explosion.
Nico: YEAH! Flowar you have failed this planet.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Me: Before we fight I want to say something to them. I should have realized this before.
Nico: Okay.
I went over to the Smith Family.
Harold Smith: So you want to fight us?
Me: No I want to tell you all why you are taking your frustrations out on the Powerpuff Girls. Harold the reason you hate the Powerpuff Girls and the Professor is because you hate your job and you want to do something more productive with your life instead of filling up mustard jars every day for pennies on the dollar.
Harold Smith: You're right. I could barely raise enough money for the family and I snapped. I was driven mad by the success of Professor Utonium and the Powerpuff Girls.
Me: You could have just quit and gotten a better job. Plenty out there. Marianne you work hard as a stay at home mom and take care of everything around the house and do all the things to support your family and you do your best to keep the family in check, but just one dinner was ruined and you blamed the Powerpuff Girls for it. But it was actually not the Powerpuff Girls fault. I'm sorry that happened to you but you can always make another dinner and make it better than before.
Marianne: You're right on that.
Me: Bud, I think the reason you hate everything is because you hate yourself and you're taking it out on everyone including those that are closest to you. You hate everything because you have self-loathing issues.
Bud Smith teared up and was crying.
Me: And Julie you didn't lose your Jacks and the Powerpuff Girls didn't lose them either.
I pulled out her jacks from my pocket.
Julie Smith: My jacks!
Me: I found them behind your sofa in your house when we were there the first time.
Julie Smith: Oh boy.
Me: The reason you guys hate the Powerpuff Girls is because they do things that they don't do to you. They are good people and without them you would be gone just like everyone has us and the universe would be gone too. So please when we're done here, we'll reduce your punishment back down to community service and then if you are up to it we'll have you join our frenemies in the M.O.E.
Mammoth: The pay is much better than Harold's job.
Nico: He's right.
Harold Smith: Well what do you think?
They nodded in agreement.
Harold Smith: We'll do it!
Me: Awesome. Now lets dance.
I jumped back.
Orion: After hearing that talk, I feel bad about doing this.
Tsukasa: But it has to be done.
Kamen Ride: RPM Red!
Kamen Ride: Operation Overdrive Red!
Kamen Ride: Operation Overdrive Blue!
Kamen Ride: Operation Overdrive Yellow!
Kamen Ride: Operation Overdrive Black!
Kamen Ride: Operation Overdrive Pink!
Kamen Ride: Operation Overdrive Red!
Kamen Ride: Sentinel Knight!
Tsukasa turned into the RPM Red Ranger and Daiki summoned clones of the Operation Overdrive Rangers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers!
Nico: And for this.
We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.
All of us: (TURNS DIALS) BURNING SUPER SENTAI POWER!
We summoned all the Sentai, Rangers and Riders!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Sorry guys. But this is to stop the darkness inside you.
We went at them.
We punched and smashed and pulverized them.
Cybertron Crumplezone, Trixie Lulamoon, Beachcomber and Pan used the Earth and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Trixie and Pan's powers and Beachcomber's weapons and turned Crumplezone's boosters into shoulder cannons.
Cybertron Crumplezone and Trixie Lulamoon: MAGIC CRUMPLE BLAST!
Beachcomber and Pan: SAIYAN LASER STORM!
Flare Scorpion Fury and Mortal Kombat Scorpion: FIRESTORM SCORPION STING!
Spanking Zodiac Force and Count Spankulot: SPANKING ZODIAC BLAST!
Stars of The Sword and Xigbar: STAR SWORD SHOWER BLAST!
Spear of The Mystic and Black Lance: SPEARS OF THE MYSTIC BLAST!
Wood Fury Mega Force and Deadwood: WOOD FURY BLAST!
Volcanic Light Burst and Magma: VOLCANIC LIGHT FURY BLAST!
Manta Ray Buttkicking Brigade and Manta Bayarsh: MANTA BUTTKICKING BURST!
Bizarro World Comedy Bursters and Bizarro: COMEDY WORLD BLAST!
Eyes of Mayhem and Oculous: EYES OF MAYHEM BURST!
Krypton Might and Toad: TOADS OF KRYPTON BLAST!
Aries Force and Aries Zodiart: ARIES FIREWORK BLAST!
Subatomic Fury Blast and Lady Quark: SUBATOMIC FURY BURST!
Sailor Fury Force and Toar: SAILOR FURY BLAST!
Snot Rockets Idiots and Major Mucus: SNOT ROCKET IDIOT STORM!
Eagles of Doom and Emil Eagle: EAGLE DOOM BLAST!
Luna Ghost Wrath and Luna Ghost: LUNA GHOST MAYHEM BLAST!
Executioner Might and Yost Executioner: EXECUTIONER BLAST!
Owls of Doom and Allomere: OWLS OF DOOM BLAST!
Solar Flare Firestorm and Evil Solar Man: SOLAR FIRESTORM BLAST!
Yamato Might and Evil Yamato Man: YAMATO MIGHT BLAST!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Seabreeze, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Fluttershy, Powerpuff Girls, Nico, Nora, Laney, Lola, Lily and Eli: PANCAKES DELICIOUSNESS MEGA BLAST!
lincoln: topping element style: fresh fruit
jessica shannon: topping sting style: maple syrup
peni parker: topping web style: whipped cream
entrapta: topping lightning style: bananas and chocolate chips
perfuma: topping nature style: fresh berries
frosta: topping ice style: nutella
hilda: topping fire style: fried chicken
yuna kamihara: topping water style: fried eggs
toph: topping earth style: steak
tatsumaki: topping wind style: butter
shantae: topping magic style: apples and cinnamon
akko: topping star style: blueberry sauce
lincoln and final smash: topping final smash: pancakes and waffles barrage they fired a massive barrage of pancakes waffles and toppings for both pancakes and waffles
Lincoln: That was smart thinking on J.D's part though.
We slapped the cuffs on the Smiths.
Nico: It sure was. Great job gang, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Deacon Blackfire to deal with, and he should be arriving...right now!
?: I will have my revenge on you for destroying The Order of Saint Dumas and for destroying me, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Me: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out now, Deacon Blackfire.
A figure came out, and it was none other than our old enemy, Deacon Blackfire.
Nico: Deacon Blackfire, I should've known you'd show up again.
Deacon Blackfire: I will make every last one of you heathen pay for what you did, I shall strike you all down in the name of The Order of St. Dumas!
Danielle Azvameth: The only one who deserves to be struck down and destroyed forever is you, you insane fanatic!
Suddenly, Danielle Azvameth's red eyes turned neon red, and she was surrounded by a black and red energy aura with portals, dimensions, and dragons, she unholstered her massive Giratina-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Deacon Blackfire, she left black and red energy, portals, dimensions, and dragons with every step.
Danielle Azvameth: They were right to have destroyed you long ago, Deacon Blackfire, because of the fact that you are an evil and insane religious fanatic, and so many people have been murdered due to you and your insane cult, well that ends here, today, The Order of St. Dumas shall be destroyed here and now!
Suddenly, Danielle Azvameth was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and red energy with portals and dimensions surrounding it, there's an army of dragons and Giratina, The Legendary Dimensional Pokemon, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Danielle Azvameth emerged, but she was changed forever.
Danielle Azvameth grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black and red energy aura with portals, dimensions, and dragons surrounding her, she has Giratina emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on dragon earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Dimension, Death, and Eternity Kanjis in its legs, she also has Giratina with red gems for eyes and holding the Dimension, Death, and Eternity Kanjis in its legs on the bottom of her red dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with black crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Danielle Azvameth has on a short-sleeved midnight black open blouse, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, midnight black skirt, black pants, midnight black heeled sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with portals, dimensions, and dragons on the coattails, and on the back is Giratina and he's surrounded by portals and dimensions. Suddenly, Danielle Azvameth felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with grey tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body, she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with black gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Danielle Azvameth's massive Giratina-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and red energy, portals, dimensions, and dragons and when it emerged, it was transformed into Giratina's Dimensional Death God Greatsword of Dimensional Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and The Legendary Dimension Pokemon, Palkia, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large black dragon heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large black dragon heads and a large red gem below the dragon heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Giratina's head with red gems for eyes and a large black gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a black kanji below Giratina that said, "Danielle Azvameth, Gene-Slammer of Giratina, The Legendary Dimension Pokemon, The Deathly Dimensional Warrior of Giratina, Member of The Legendary Pokemon Gene-Slammers, Learner of Dimensions, Powerful Master of Portals and Dimensions, Loving Future Wife and Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud, Friend of Selene Emperyous and The Emperyous Sisters, Friend of Elizabeth Guillaume, Gabrielle Chevalier, and Michaela Amaryllis, Smasher of Dark Lola, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Dimensions, Portals, and Dragons"
ダニエル・アズヴァメス、ギラティナのジーンスラマー、伝説の次元ポケモン、ギラティナの死の次元戦士、伝説のポケモンジーンスラマーのメンバー、次元の学習者、ポータルと次元の強力なマスター、愛する未来の妻、リンカーン・ラウドの守護天使、セレーネ エンペリオスとエンペリアス シスターズの友人、エリザベス ギヨーム、ガブリエル シュヴァリエ、ミカエラ アマリリスの友人、ダーク ローラのスマッシャー、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、および次元、ポータル、およびドラゴンのマスター
Danielle Azvameth has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-GIRATINA-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DIMENSIONAL PORTAL DEATH POKEMON DRAGON ANGEL OF DIVINE DIMENSION DEATH POKEMON JUSTICE AND DIVINE DIMENSION DEATH POKEMON LOVE!
We were amazed by Danielle Azvameth's Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Deacon Blackfire saw it, he went insane with rage and rushed at her to kill her, but Danielle Azvameth fired a powerful black and red energy blast with portals, dimensions, and dragons at Deacon Blackfire, and it sent the insane lunatic flying back, he got back up, but he was now really insane and full of rage now.
Nico: Whoa, and now, the last of the Legendary Pokemon Gene-Slammers, Danielle Azvameth, has transformed, so awesome!
Lincoln: Yep, and now, death is about to come for Deacon Blackfire, and Danielle, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Danielle Azvameth: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Dimensional Portal Dragon Pokemon and Divine Dimensional Portal Dragon Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put this insane religious fanatic down for good?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Danielle.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Danielle Azvameth.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You and your cult deserve no forgiveness, Deacon Blackfire, for the lives lost because of your religious fanaticism, you deserve nothing but eternal damnation.
Danielle Azvameth and Lincoln went after Deacon Blackfire, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and red energy, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Deacon Blackfire and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him, along with scratches from Lincoln's claws, and they were angering him even more.
Then, Danielle Azvameth used Giratina's move, Shadow Ball, and she fired dark energy balls right at Deacon Blackfire, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Nico: Nice shot!
Me: They got him now!
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Danielle Azvameth, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Giratina's Dimensional Death Pokemon Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's black with grey and red accents on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and the Legendary Dimension Pokemon, Giratina, surrounded by portals and dimensions etched on the sides, and a red gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Daniella Azvameth fired blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy, and elemental forces at Deacon Blackfire and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down.
Then, Lincoln and Danielle Azvameth summoned portals which fired out black energy swords and they pinned Deacon Blackfire to a waffle wall and he looked like he was crucified, and when the last black energy sword hit his black heart, it caused the Judgement Kanji to appear on Deacon Blackfire's forehead and he exploded in black flame as he was erased by The Black Gates. We cheered wildly as Lincoln and Danielle Azvameth holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Danielle Azvameth's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive black wolf tails, and massive black angel wings are permanent.
Danielle Azvameth: You deserve to be eternally damned for your crimes, Deacon Blackfire. Thanks for helping me destroy that evil and insane religious fanatic, Linky.
Lincoln: You're welcome, Danielle.
Suddenly, Danielle Azvameth wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Danielle Azvameth's face, they kissed passionately as Danielle Azvameth's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Giratina flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Danielle Azvameth came back to us as the display and Giratina vanished.
Nico: Alright, now we're finally rid of The Order of St. Dumas and this time for good.
Me: You said it, that insane religious fanatic got what he deserved for his crimes.
Lincoln: We've dealt with many evil cults before, and what Deacon Blackfire and The Order of St. Dumas has done can never be forgiven.
Eli: What a bunch of monsters, and we know who were meeting tomorrow, right, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Oh yeah, Lydia Anahita, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Siren for Day 18 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt.
Nicholette Torrington: And all that's left is for Giselle Harrington and I to get our Dark World-themed greatswords.
Michelle Torrington: You said it, sis.
Harold Smith: Can I get a secondary job other than being with you guys?
Cavalier: Maybe Stan can get you one into the CIA.
Stan Smith: I'll have to ask Bullock. But that's a good idea.
Anti Wanda: Great!
Stinky Butt: And Nora had so many pancakes.
Nora Valkyrie: They were sure awesome.
Mammoth: (to Mary Anne) I want to try the food you make.
Eris: Don't hog it to yourself!
Nico: Now now guys. Now now. Lets go to the winner circle first.
We went to the winners circle and Nora Valkyrie, me, Lincoln, Lana, Fluttershy, Nico and Zuria were given trophies and they looked like diamond stack of pancakes and it had a crystal ball of the planet on it and it was beautiful.
Nico: Awesome! But great job today everyone!
Nora Valkyrie: (To the viewers) HOpe you all liked this one because of it's pancakey goodness.
Nico: Yep. Lets head home.
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep. Nico still had fart problems from those beans.
THE END
Another awesome fanfiction done.
PANCAKES AND WAFFLES YUMMINESS!
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Will Vandom, Snowdrop, Sector V KND, Mandy, Sector Z KND And Katie - Numbuh 7 and Dr. Viktor, Frankenstein, Cyborg Miley Cyrus, Universe 666 Cybertron Megatron, Skowl the Startling and Switchbeast are heading to the desert planet Tatooine and we're going there to battle Jabba the Hutt and take him down once and for all and we're going to also battle 2 Undead Zodiarts. One for Serpens the Serpent and another for Lacerta the Lizard. And we're going to battle Another Dr. Viktor and that one is going to be electrifying and we're going to also meet a gene-slammer for Golduck named Lyra Avalon. Lyra is Nico's friend from history class and she is descended from Sir Bowen, Knight of the Old Code and she is known as the princess of dragons. She is from England and anyone that defies the Old Code will suffer her wrath. The match-up is for Amara Thatcher, Dark Angel and Gene-Slammer of Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Dark Dragon, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Azar Javed, a renegade powerhungry human sorcerer of fire and the central antagonist of the video game The Witcher For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading back to Dark World for Day 18 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt, and Giselle Harrington is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Unlight Greatsword of Snoww, Unlight of Dark World, and we're also going to take down Ophelia Shroud, who'd broken out of her cell thanks to a Dark Orb that found itself in her cell, and she still wants revenge on us and the Loud Family for ruining her plans to get Lynn Sr.'s recipe book and the secret of Lisa's inventions so she can take over the world. This time, there's not going to be any mercy towards that evil little monster, and she's going to pay for her desires of chaos and world domination and she's going to be turned into a drooling monkey after we get through with her. And we're going to meet Lydia Anahita, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Siren, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Greece and his classmate in Music. She's a siren and she was born with the powers of darkness and she also knew of Lincoln being a vampire-werewolf hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. She's a talented singer with an amazing voice that's said to hypnotize male criminals and they're forced to do her bidding, and that ended with them returning what they stole and allow themselves to be arrested by the cops. She's also a master of a dark power that's called The Sirens' Deathly Song, and when she sings this song, those truly irredeemable and destined to die are then seized by the Sirens and dragged down to their watery graves. This one time, Lincoln made a beautiful gold necklace with a mermaid pendant, and she loved it so much, she hugged Lincoln and kissed him and he returned it. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club and she'll become a future member of The Goths of Darkness, and she hates Flip, Lewis Travolta, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank with a burning passion and she wants nothing more than to send their wretched souls to the watery depths for eternity, along with a Dinowrestler Chimera T Wrextle Gene-Slammer named Emily Boa Tyrannosaurus-Rex T-Rex, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Arizona and classmate in Science, but she's also one of the most beautiful of the Guardian Angels. Lincoln and Lola would often help Emily with modeling her clothes, and she even made some beautiful dresses and made an unbreakable tiara for Lola. To show thanks, Lola took Emily and Lincoln to a lake, where Emily and Lincoln kissed each other on the lips. She's also the sister of Boa Hancock, and she hates Icky Vicky with a burning passion. Get ready for a fruit cake filled battle as we race through a Fruit Cake Mountain Planet and we're going to battle JERKTONIUM CONTAMININATED JOKERZ and we're going to smash their ugly faces in and we'll find out that it was Ophelia Shroud's dirtywork!
See you next time.
