GET READY FOR A FRUIT CAKE BATTLE RACE
On the desert planet of Tatooine walking through the city of Mos Espa was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Will Vandom, Snowdrop, Sector V KND, Mandy, Sector Z KND And Katie - Numbuh 7 and Dr. Viktor, Frankenstein, Cyborg Miley Cyrus, Universe 666 Cybertron Megatron, Skowl the Startling and Switchbeast and we were there for an awesome and fun rescue. But we also got word that our old friend Jabba the Hutt has come back and now he we have a chance to bring him to justice for everything he did now that Tatooine was added to the members of the Jedi Republic.
Zuria: Wow! So this is Anakin's home planet Tatooine.
Qin: Yep. It's a desert planet and this is also where Anakin used to live too. The City of Mos Espa.
Zuria: It sure is hot and amazing here. And the view of the planets 2 suns is amazing.
Qin: It sure is.
Twilight Sparkle: We all were amazed when we came here too.
Me: Yep. And also last year this is where we found Live Action Sentinel Prime and we found out about everything that happened in the Live Action Transformers Universe.
Nico: I remember that! Wow that was so cool though.
Lola: It sure was. And it was awesome how we found Live Action Sentinel Prime here.
Camie: That was crazy hearing about that though.
Nico: It sure was.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Will, I want to thank you, Dr. Viktor, and your teams for coming today.
Will: It's not problem Nico. I'm glad we can all come with you guys on this.
Numbuh 1: And it's an honor to be part of the team too.
Qin: It sure is awesome having you and all your sector as a hole in it Nigel.
Numbuh 2: It sure is awesome.
Snowdrop: Even though I don't see what's going on I think it's awesome being part of a team too.
Eli: It sure is.
Nico: Snowdrop, what do you like to do in your free time?
Snowdrop: I havent really given it much thought. I was frozen in a block of ice for over 1,000 years because of Luna turning into Nightmare Moon and she froze me for protection.
Me: I remember that. Man I'll never forget that. After the battle with Barodius, I had a dream that told me everything that happened and me and Laney went to the Frozen North and found her eons later and thawed her out and reunited her with Luna.
Nico: That's right I forgot about that.
Qin: Snowdrop missed out on so much after all these centuries.
Xenia: Yeah no kidding. But at least we helped her.
Me: Yep.
Snowdrop: And I will always be forever grateful for that.
Camie: That was amazing that you were having these amazing dreams that told you all about events that happened in the past that happened and it's leading you to lost family and friends.
Nico: Those dreams that J.D. has been having have really been tremendously helpful in bringing families of Equestria back together.
Eli: They sure were.
Maria: I'm sure you'll find a job.
Snowdrop: Well I do have one. I help Luna over at her orphanage. I didn't know about that Orphanage until Luna showed it to me 2 weeks ago and it's a good job.
Me: That was because of a charity event I did 2 years ago. I put on a play for Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol for a charity fundraiser to help Princess Luna build an orphanage for those affected by all kinds of things like war and all that.
Nico: That's right I remember that! That was awesome and a really awesome play.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure was and Lincoln did a great job as Scrooge in that one.
Qin: Yep. That was fun.
Nico: I hope we have another play like that next week.
Lola: That will be fun!
Me: We'll see. I hope I can plan one for that time.
Qin: Yeah we got lots of time before Christmas Eve.
Xenia: Yep.
Namine: That was so fun though. But yesterday's mission was awesome.
Nico: Nora ate lots of pancakes yesterday!
Me: Boy she sure did!
Qin: You know how much she loves Pancakes.
Dr. Viktor: That was the most pancakes I've ever seen her eat.
Lola: She has the appetite and love of pancakes like a true Lumberjack does.
Qin: Just like our good friends up in Canada. They LOVE Pancakes. Can't get enough of them.
Eli: Boy they sure do.
Nico: Yeah!
Me: That was so awesome.
Nico: And we got the Smiths from Townsville to change their ways.
Me: We sure did but you have Boy Lynn to thank for that.
Camie: How come?
Me: He actually came up with the psychological hypothesis for all that. He deserves some of the credit for that one. It was thanks to what I was hearing in that battle that he helped me figure out what to say to them to help the Smiths change.
Xenia: That's true! Boy Lynn came through for that one.
Nico: But that was still very smart there to do all that and you and Boy Lynn both deserve some of the credit J.D.
Me: Actually Nico I have a confession to make. I was getting tired of hating the Smiths and hating them over something so stupid like a ruined dinner was getting pointless.
Nico: You're right on that.
Eli: Yeah.
May: Top bad they didn't have counterparts for Roger and Klaus.
Me: That would be cool! Also I heard that Roger has donned SO MANY personas that it defies all logic.
Lincoln: Cousin Han told me that Hailey Smith told him that Roger has 4,519 Persona.
We gasped in shock!
Me: HOLY SHIT!
Nico: Over 4,500 personas!? That's amazing!
Laney: He is a true master of disguise!
Xenia: Yeah!
Varie: That is incredible!
Camie: Yeah! I don't think we can go over that many of them!
We were walking through Mos Espa.
Nico: Good old Tatooine.
Me: Boy it's just as amazing as ever.
Qin: Yeah. Last time we were here there wasn't nearly this many people here from so many planets.
Xenia: Yeah. It's now more prosperous.
We saw that she was right. Mos Espa and even Luke Skywalker's home city of Mos Eisley are now bustling cities for some reason.
Nico: Wow it's like this whole city had a massive growth wave.
Camie: No kidding.
Nico: But somewhere here, someone's causing trouble.
Eli: I sense it.
But then I felt something nuzzle against my leg.
Me: Huh?
I saw that it was a Vulptex from the planet Crait.
Me: Whoa a Vulptex.
Eli: Aww.
Nico: What's a Vulptex from the planet Crait doing here?
I pet it.
Me: No idea but I have a very strong feeling I know this Vulptex.
Fluttershy: Oh that is such a beautiful and adorable creature.
Lola: It sure is.
Namine: (with a duck mask on) Quack quack.
Me: Uch! Not the duck mask again.
Qin: Namine you are not UGLY.
Lola: Yeah Namine you are beautiful.
Namine: There's a Golduck Gene Slammer appearing today. I wanted to have the mask for the occasion. Quack quack.
Me: Oh that explains it.
Camie: Where did she even get a mask like that anyway?
Me: One of the Mysticons enemies that we were facing on Gemina, Mathis, called Namine ugly and she broke down crying and read the story the Ugly Duckling. She thought she was ugly. If I ever see that monster I'm going to strangle him and give him the Black Gates.
Zarya: Save seconds for me.
Qin: Yeah what he said was cruel and horrible.
Camie: What a jerk.
Namine: Dahlia's in my room sleeping.
Me: Cool cool. Also soon we'll have her moved to a duck pond in our park.
Namine: I know.
Lola: Awesome.
Albedo's Omnitrix: Corrupted Evolved Panuncian DNA Detected.
Qin: Uh oh.
Nico: I don't think that's all we have to worry about!
THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP!
We saw streaks of red lightning strike across the sky!
Qin: Wow! Red Lightning!
Camie: Amazing!
Nico: Yeah!
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: Not exactly what I was talking about.
Me: But it's a telltale sign.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: Over there!
We saw a figure on a building and it was a black version of an Evolved Panuncian! It was ANOTHER ULTIMATE PANUNCIAN!
Qin: WHOA!
Lola: Another Ultimate Panuncian!
Albedo turned into Negative Ultimate Panuncian.
Negative Ultimate Panuncian: Not who I was expecting!
Me: Jabba must be biding his time.
Qin: Maybe.
Albedo turned into Negative Ultimate Panuncian.
Negative Ultimate Panuncian: Not who I was expecting!
Me: Jabba must be biding his time.
Qin: Maybe.
Me: But who are you?
Another Ultimate Panuncian: (In a girls voice) (Australian Accent) But J.D. knows who I am mates.
Me: (GASP) Amelia Chang!? Wow!
Another Ultimate Panuncian: Crikey! You have grown into a great man J.D.
Me: Thanks.
Nico: You know her?
Me: Yep. Her name is Amelia Chang and she is an idol who wants to be the Greatest Alligator Wrestling Champ ever. She worships Syd Chang's mother Becca.
Nico: Cool!
Another Ultimate Panuncian: That's right mates and I was wrestling Crocodiles to give me really good practice.
Lana: Awesome!
Nico: (gets out Po Kong's Ridewatch) Time to squash you!
Nico activated it and his belly and size grew to Po Kong's massive size and girth and he jumped and then…
KRABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!
He squished Another Ultimate Panuncian and squished her and then rolled back and she glowed and was back to normal and I caught the ridewatch and purified it. Amelia was a girl with brown hair in a braid and she had Australian Safari Clothes on.
I went over and picked her up.
Amelia Chang: Crikey! I feel like I was run over by a stampede of wild emus.
Me: But you're back to normal Amelia.
I brought her over.
Nico: Now, where's the fatass?
Me: He should be here now.
Then a figure came out and it was JABBA THE HUTT!
Jabba Desilijic Tiure, mostly known across popular media as Jabba the Hutt, is a major character in the Star Wars franchise. He is a fat, slug-like alien gangster, one of the most successful crime lords in the entire galaxy, and a member of the Hutt Clan and the Grand Hutt Council.
He is extremely prosperous and wealthy, as well as a major figure on Tatooine, where he controlled the bulk of the trafficking in illegal and iniquitous goods, piracy, and slavery that generated most of the planet's wealth. He was also highly authoritative and influential in the entire Outer Rim. He was initially an ally of Han Solo, but following a botched smuggling mission, Han fell out of Jabba's favor and the Hutt placed a high bounty on his head.
In the original trilogy, he was portrayed by the late Declan Mulholland and voiced by the late Larry Ward. In Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, he was voiced by Scott Schuman. In the Clone Wars film and series, he was voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson, who also played Sarevok Anchev, Captain Gantu, Lester Krinklesac, the Joker, Trigon, the Shredder, Crunch Bandicoot, Temutai, Gorilla Grodd, Captain Cold, Chairman Drek, the Shadow King and Vladimir.
He serves as a major antagonist in the original trilogy, appearing as a minor antagonist in A New Hope, a mentioned antagonist in The Empire Strikes Back and the opening antagonist of Return of the Jedi. He also appears as a cameo character in The Phantom Menace, a major character in Star Wars: The Clone Wars, a recurring character in the latter's 2008-2020 animated TV show of the same name and a posthumous antagonist in The Book of Boba Fett.
In 32 BBY (before the Battle of Yavin), Jabba hosts the Podrace at the Boonta Eve Classic between Anakin Skywalker and Sebulba on Tatooine.
During the time of the Clone Wars, Jabba's son was kidnapped by his uncle by the name of Ziro the Hutt and Count Dooku to convince Jabba to join the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Luckily, Anakin Skywalker, a former resident of Jabba's planet, saved him.
Jabba had to help the Jedi during the time of the Clone Wars. He also helped Darth Maul and Savage Opress to form the Shadow Collective.
In 1997-onwards releases of the original film, Jabba meets Han at the Millennium Falcon, to demand the money the captain owed him, and to ask why he killed Jabba's henchman named Greedo in an earlier scene. Han then tells the Hutt that he has a charter and will pay him back with a little extra. Jabba agreed, but he made it clear that if Han failed again, he would put such a high price on Han's head, that he wouldn't be able to go anywhere without an army of bounty hunters waiting to collect it. During their conversation, Han accidentally steps on Jabba's tail. The last time Jabba is seen in this version is when he tells Boba Fett and others to get moving and they leave.
Jabba does not appear in the sequel, but his motivations are pivotal to the plot. He has increased the bounty on Han's head, leading Han to attempt to leave the Rebellion at the beginning of the film to repay his debt.
Boba Fett is hired by both Jabba and Darth Vader to capture Han (Vader also wants Leia, Chewie, and Threepio). When Vader kidnaps Han, he sadistically has him tortured for no reason and then frozen in carbonite as a test, planning to do the same to Luke. He turns the frozen Han over to Boba, who departs Bespin to deliver Han to Jabba.
Several months later, Jabba the Hutt had been holding a frozen Han Solo on his wall. He was in the first act of the film, where Princess Leia Organa, Chewbacca, and Luke Skywalker attempt to rescue their friend.
The captured Han is delivered to Jabba by Boba and placed on display in the crime lord's throne room. Lando Calrissian, C-3PO, R2-D2, Leia, and Chewbacca infiltrate Jabba's palace to save Han. Leia herself is soon enslaved by the Hutt, and she is forced to wear her iconic golden bikini along with being chained to Jabba. Soon afterward, Luke arrives to "bargain for Solo's life"; but Jabba condemns Luke, Han, and Chewbacca to the sarlacc. At the Great Pit of Carkoon, Luke escapes execution with the help of R2-D2 and defeats Jabba's thugs. During the subsequent confusion, Boba is (seemingly) accidentally killed by Han, while Leia shuts off all the lights in the sail barge and strangles Jabba to death with the very chain he forced her into; with that, Luke, Leia, Han, Lando, Chewbacca, C-3PO, and R2-D2 manage to escape, blowing up the sail barge and killing Jabba's remaining men as they flee the scene.
Me: Jabba the Hutt, long time no fat punch.
Jabba the Hutt: (In Hutt) So the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm will come to battle me and die for killing me.
Me: You brought all that on yourself fatass.
Camie: What is he saying?
Eli: He is speaking in Hutt.
We activated our translators.
Jabba: This time I will make sure young Skywalker and you all pay for ruining me like you did before.
Me: We'll see about that.
Jabba tried running at us but could only crawl slowly.
Dr. Viktor: Seriously?
Me: He won't get far. And he won't escape us that easily.
Nico: No he won't. (ACTIVATES MORTAL KOMBAT SCORPION'S RIDEWATCH) GET OVER HERE!
He fired a lasso and snagged Jabba and pulled him over and we grabbed him and smashed him into the ground.
Eli: Jabba the Hutt, in the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, (IGNITES LIGHTSABER) You are under arrest.
Jabba: You won't take me in so easily. The Jedi have no authority.
Me: Wrong. Tatooine was now added to the membership of the Republic ever since Anakin became a Jedi. Now Tatooine falls under their jurisdiction.
Qin: Being dead all this time must've taken a toll on your brain.
Eli then teleported Jabba the Hutt to the Null Void where he will stay forever for his crimes.
Me: Have a nice stay in the Null Void.
Nico: Boy I can't remember the last time we sent someone to the Null Void.
Xenia: Me neither.
Nico: Who's next?
But then my Kyutama for Serpens the Serpent and Lacerta the Lizard in the Northern Hemisphere glowed.
Me: Lacerta the Lizard and Serpens the Serpent next.
Maria: Who's up next?
Eli: I think THEY are!
We saw 2 figures and they were for ANOTHER SERPENS UNDEAD ZODIART who looked like a mixture of Cobra Incarnate, Naja and Cobra Man and ANOTHER LACERTA UNDEAD ZODIARTS who looked like a mixture of Lizard Nezilar, Laser Lizard and Snizzard!
Nico: Whoa!
Me: Lacerta and Serpens next!
Camie: Cool!
Another Lacerta: (In a girls voice) Been a long time J.D.
Another Serpens: (In a girls voice) Same here.
Me: (Gasp) Those voices!
They changed back and they were both sailor soldiers! The one for Serpens was a Sailor Soldier that had blond hair and orange and purple Sailor clothes and the Lacerta was a Sailor Soldier with aqua blue and green hair and had aqua blue and green clothes.
Me: (GASP) Tanya Tatooinia and Connie Crait A.K.A. Sailors Tatooine and Crait!
Nico: Cool!
Eli: Wow!
May: Hostile or friendly?
Sailor Tatooine: Friendly.
Me: Good. Sorry we have to fight girls. Who wants to volunteer for these?
Zuria: Me and Sirius next.
Nico: Go get them.
Sailor Crait: All right then.
They changed into their Another Undead Zodiart forms and Zuria and Sirius fired waves of energy and blasted them down and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
They were both down and I caught their Rouse Cards and Zodiarts Switches and purified them.
The cards had pictures of a lizard and snake on them as well as the stars and symbols of Lacerta and Serpens.
Me: Cool.
The switches glowed and turned into armbands for those of Serpens and Lacerta.
Me: Cool.
I went and got the 2 sailors and brought them over and Vivni was happy that Sailor Crait was back to normal.
Nico: Not everyday we get two.
Me: No kidding. Only one left to go.
THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP!
Red Lightning struck all over and then out of a blast of red lightning came a dark version of Dr. Viktor! It was ANOTHER DR. VIKTOR!
Qin: WHOA! Another Dr. Viktor
Xenia: This one is electrifying!
Another Dr. Viktor: (In a girls voice) But that was an entrance!
Me: (GASP) Selene Viktor! I knew it was going to be you next.
Another Dr. Viktor: Yep that was awesome though. But it's good to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here.
Nico: You know her J.D.?
Me: I sure do. Selene is lightning scientist that has immense lightning powers and she has incredible smarts about lightning, portals and even knows how to put stuff together.
Nico: So she's a mechanic and a scientist.
Me: Yep.
Kaito: (gets out Turboranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Fiveman gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Another Dr. Viktor: Just to be a great scientist.
Me: Well we can easily help with that one. Besides you already have all the great qualities to be one.
Another Dr. Viktor: I know. Swartz lied to me.
Me: He lied to everyone. Sorry we have to fight like this.
Kaito got a Turbo Sword and Zocks got a Five Sword.
Me: Taste this.
I fired waves of lightning and blasted her down.
Sougo: (gets out Time Force Ridewatch) Your time using those powers is up!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) And we mean that!
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo got TimeForceRedArmor while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
They were ready!
Lola: Big time!
She fired waves of fire and smashed her all over.
Lola: Take that!
Nico: (gets out Dr. Viktor's Ridewatch) Let's start things off!
He activated it and fired waves of Purple Lightning and the blasts hit her and electrocuted her all over.
Me: Electrifying!
Nico: Yep. Time for some Frankenstein Power. (ACTIVATES FRANKENSTEIN'S RIDEWATCH)
He grunted and threw boulders and smashed her down.
Nico: Okay that was strange.
May: (gets out Cyborg Miley Cyrus' Ridewatch) I always loved Miley Cyrus.
Nico: She is always awesome.
May activated it and formed into a huge wrecking ball and smashed down Another Dr. Viktor while Wrecking Ball played!
Qin: ROCK ON!
May: I've always wanted to try this out. (ACTIVATES UNIVERSE 666 CYBERTRON MEGATRON'S RIDEWATCH) CYBER KEY POWER!
She got his blaster and fired waves of energy blasts and they hit Another Dr. Viktor all over.
Maria: (gets out Skowl the Startling's Ridewatch) My turn!
Maria activated it and fired blade feathers and slashed Another Dr. Viktor all over.
Maria: And now for this one. (ACTIVATES SWITCHBEAST'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down!
Qin: Take that!
Then Shendu and his team came out and it had Evil Butane Man, Chilli Billi, Blarrg, Pixie Empress And Lava Bubble.
Nico: Nice team, Shendu!
Shendu: Thanks Nico.
Me: Awesome.
Snowdrop: Don't leave me hanging. (ACTIVATES FRANKENSTEIN'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Qin: Take that!
Maria: I hope the next gene-slammer is close.
May: I hope so too.
?: Someone call!
A Figure came out and it was a Golduck!
Me: Whoa a Golduck!
Namine: All right!
Golduck: (In a girls voice) (British Accent) Looks like the fun has begun.
Nico: Lyra Avalon!? Wow!
Golduck: Indeed. I got this.
She fired a Hyper Beam Blast and smashed down Another Dr. Viktor and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and it was for Will.
I went over to Selene and she was a girl with purple clothes and purple hair.
I picked her up.
Selene Viktor: (GROANS) What a headache.
Me: But you're back to normal.
I brought her over.
Namine: (to Golduck) Quack quack!
Golduck: Why is she quacking?
Me: Don't ask. (SNAPS FINGERS)
Namine stopped quacking.
Snowdrop: That was crazy. What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Golduck: I have a lot of them but my favorite is where me and Nico did a history report on my ancestor Sir Bowen and the Old Code. And we passed with a great score.
Qin: I remember that.
Me: That is cool. Lets get you back to normal.
Golduck: Okay but I'm naked.
Me: Oh boy.
Nicole: Look at her and I will kill you!
I put on my glasses and everyone covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and Lyra was reverting back.
Lyra held her beak as it reverted back into a mouth.
She was later back to normal and the fashion brigade gave her awesome clothes. She had blue clothes and had blue green hair.
Lyra Avalon: Whoa! Wow this outfit looks great.
Rarity: It sure does darling.
Nico and Lyra then hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Lyra Avalon: Me too Nico. Me too.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Bloom, Tigra, Simba, Kovu, Timon & Pumbaa, and Nala are heading back to Dark World for Day 18 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the three girls here, but Giselle Harrington is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Unlight Greatsword of Snoww, Unlight of Dark World.
And we're also going to take down Ophelia Shroud, who'd broken out of her cell thanks to a Dark Orb that found itself in her cell, and she still wants revenge on us and the Loud Family for ruining her plans to get Lynn Sr.'s recipe book and the secret of Lisa's inventions so she can take over the world. This time, there's not going to be any mercy towards that evil little monster, and she's going to pay for her desires of chaos and world domination and she's going to be turned into a drooling monkey after we get through with her.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're back in Dark World for Day 18 of The Dark World Treasure Hunt, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the three girls here, but Giselle Harrington is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Unlight Greatsword of Snoww, Unlight of Dark World.
Lincoln 2: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird and Rainbow Third Eye Iris) That's right, and since she was Gene-Slammed into Snoww, Unlight of Dark World, it's perfect for her, and we're also going to take down Ophelia Shroud, who'd broken out of her cell thanks to a Dark Orb that found itself in her cell, and she still wants revenge on us and the Loud Family for ruining her plans to get Lynn Sr.'s recipe book and the secret of Lisa's inventions so she can take over the world.
Nico: I should've known, well, this time, there's not going to be any mercy towards that evil little monster, and she's going to pay for her desires of chaos and world domination and she's going to be turned into a drooling monkey after we get through with her.
Me: Yeah, after everything that little monster has done, that's a punishment fitting for her.
Lisa Loud: She's caused all of us nothing but grief and chaos for her twisted desire to take over the world, she's nothing but a sorry excuse for a human being!
Lynn Sr.: And this time, we'll make sure she never escapes from prison ever again.
Lincoln: And I've got a way to deal with her once and for all, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Bloom.
Bloom: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Simba: We'll make sure that Ophelia Shroud never sees the light of day again, she deserves to be imprisoned for the rest of her life.
Timon: That she-mook deserves to pay for every last one of her crimes in full!
Suddenly, Lincoln saw the timer on his right large gold cuff Bracelet of The Champion of the Universe, and we saw that the Spider Nazca Line and Earthbound Immortal Uru were now glowing.
Lincoln: And another day down means that Audrey's life is already growing shorter. Now, let's head to Snoww, Unlight of Dark World's shrine.
We continued on and arrived at Snoww, Unlight of Dark World's shrine, and then, the rainbow iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed, and the doors opened and we entered, and we saw a massive demonic looking greatsword floating in the center and with dark light shining down on it: The Demonic Darkness Unlight Greatsword of Snoww, Unlight of Dark World, a powerful demonic massive greatsword with snow white gems embedded in the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black demon heads for the crossguard, large snow white gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large demon heads and a large snow white gem on the bottom of the demon heads for the pommel.
Rarity: My word, is that...?
Lincoln: The Demonic Darkness Unlight Greatsword of Snoww, Unlight of Dark World, that sure is one scary looking demonic greatsword.
Giselle Harrington: You said it, and it's perfect for me.
Suddenly, we saw Ghostrick Siren and Dinowrestler Chimera T Wrextle appear before us, and with them are the three girls.
Nico: Whoa, that's Ghostrick Siren and Dinowrestler Chimera T Wrextle!
Ghostrick Siren: (Girl's voice) (Greek Accent) That's right.
Dinowrestler Chimera T Wrextle: (Girl's voice) And we got them away from that psychopathic little monster, Ophelia Shroud.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Those voices, Lydia Anahita and Emily Boa Hancock, it's so awesome to see you both again, but we'll talk later, we still got Ophelia Shroud to deal with.
?: You stupid Louds will pay for ruining my plans to get Lynn Sr.'s recipe book and the secrets of Lisa's inventions, so I can finally take over the world!
Lisa Loud: I should've known there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you just don't know when to quit, do you, Ophelia Shroud?
We then saw our target, Ophelia Shroud, and she was incredibly pissed off, and we also saw that she has a Dark Orb in her hand.
Nico: And she also has a Dark Orb in her hands, figures.
Ophelia Shroud: You simple-minded fools have ruined everything, I've lost my restaurant, my lab, and everything! I have nothing left, and now,... NOW, I WILL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
Giselle Harrington: No, your days of trying to get revenge on The Loud Family are over, and the same goes with your plans to try and take over the world!
Giselle Harrington went up and grabbed The Demonic Darkness Unlight Greatsword of Snoww, Unlight of Dark World. Suddenly, Giselle Harrington's purple eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a black and purple energy aura with darkness, demons, and dark magic, she unholsters her Snoww, Unlight of Dark World's Demon Mage's Staff of Dark Unlight Justice, and as she approached Ophelia Shroud, she left black and purple energy, darkness, demons, and dark magic with every step.
Giselle Harrington: Even after all this time, you still haven't changed at all, you're still the same evil little monster who's tried to steal Lynn Sr.'s recipe book and the secrets of Lisa's inventions for your selfish schemes of world domination, well, that ends here and now. Ophelia Shroud, as the Gene-Slammer and champion of Snoww, Unlight of Dark World, for your crimes, you shall pay the ultimate price for your vile misdeeds, you sorry excuse for a human being.
Suddenly, Giselle Harrington was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and purple energy with dark magic and demons surrounding the vortex, there's an army of demons and Snoww, Unlight of Dark World flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a snow white phoenix with red eyes glaring at Ophelia Shroud: the eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Giselle Harrington emerged, but she was changed forever.
(NIGHT WRAITHS BY NOX ARCANA PLAYS)
Giselle Harrington grew from 6'11" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long dark brown hair, she has neon purple eyes and a black and purple energy aura with demons, darkness, and dark magic surrounding her, she has Snoww, Unlight of Dark World emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on demon earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Snoww, Unlight of Dark World with purple gems for the eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant, along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolt links and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Giselle Harrington has on a short-sleeved black dress, brown pants, black shoes, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with darkness, demons, and dark magic on the coattails, and on the back is Snoww, Unlight of Dark World, and she's surrounded by demons, darkness, and dark magic. Suddenly, Giselle Harrington felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive dark brown angel wings with black tips grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long dark brown wolf tails. Giselle Harrington has on a Ring of The Phoenix with purple gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Giselle Harrington's Snoww, Unlight of Dark World's Demon Mage's Staff of Dark Unlight Justice and The Demonic Darkness Unlight Greatsword of Snoww, Unlight of Dark World and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and purple energy, darkness, demons, and dark magic, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Snoww, Unlight of Dark World's Demonic Darkness Unlight Mage's Staff of Dark Magic Unlight Justice, it's a brand-new mage's staff measuring at 8'1" in length with a massive purple orb mounted on top of four large ivory white raven heads with red and light blue green gems for eyes and small ivory white dragon wrapped around one end of the long black shaft and on the other end of the long black shaft is a red gem on top of four smaller ivory white raven heads with red and light blue green gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four smaller ivory white raven heads is a large black crescent moon weight with a large purple sphere on it, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Snoww, Unlight of Dark World's head with red and light green gems for eyes and a large white gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, Destroyer of The Church of Necrom grimoire, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below Snoww, Unlight of Dark World that said, "Giselle Harrington, Gene-Slammer of Snoww, Unlight of Dark World, Powerful Member of The Dark World Goth Girls, Powerful Master of The Dark Arts and The Occult, Great Lover of Vampires and Demons, Dear Friend of Nicholette Torrington, Scarlet Rosenburg, Silvia Excelsior, Renee Ravenclaw, Helena Hufflepuff, Elizabeth Gryffindor, Selene Slytherin, Zennia Nikolaevna, Griselda Huffington, Laniya Guillermo, Camie Nicholetta, Bertha Sellington, Celine Wendova, Chloe Terryington, Rhonda Jekyll, Connie Jackelstein, and Clara St. Clarice, Loving Future Wife and Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Dracula from Blade: Trinity, Destroyer of Michael Devlin of The Church of Necrom, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Demons, and Dark Magic"
ジゼル・ハリントン、スノーのジーン・スラマー、ダーク・ワールドのアンライト、ダーク・ワールド・ゴス・ガールズの強力なメンバー、ダーク・アーツとオカルトの強力なマスター、吸血鬼と悪魔の偉大な恋人、ニコレット・トリントンの親愛なる友人、スカーレット・ローゼンバーグ、シルビアエクセルシオール、レニー・レイブンクロー、ヘレナ・ハッフルパフ、エリザベス・グリフィンドール、セレーネ・スリザリン、ゼニア・ニコラエヴナ、グリセルダ・ハフィントン、ラニヤ・ギレルモ、ケイミー・ニコレッタ、バーサ・セリントン、セリーヌ・ウェンドヴァ、クロエ・テリントン、ロンダ・ジキル、コニー・ジャッケルスタイン、クララ・セント・クラリス、愛する未来の妻リンカーン・ラウドのガーディアン・エンジェル、ブレード:トリニティのドラキュラの大敵、ネクロム教会のマイケル・デヴリンの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして闇と悪魔と闇魔法の達人
Giselle Harrington has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DEMON-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS SNOWW DEMON UNLIGHT DARK WORLD DEMONIC ANGEL OF DEMONIC SNOW WHITE DARK WORLD JUSTICE AND DIVINE DEMON SNOW WHITE UNLIGHT DARK WORLD LOVE!
We were amazed by Giselle Harrington's Super Angel-Demon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Ophelia Shroud saw it, she went ballistic and used the Dark Orb in her hand to create an army of Heartless to kill her, but Giselle Harrington fired a powerful black and purple energy blast with darkness, demons, and dark magic at them and the Heartless were all destroyed and she fired two more energy blasts which knocked the Dark Orb out of Ophelia Shroud's hand and Lincoln threw it into The Warp and blasted Ophelia Shroud and sent her out of the shrine and we followed, the mad scientist got up, but she was extremely pissed and really furious now.
Nicholette Torrington: Whoa, Giselle Harrington's transformed into her Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form, awesome!
Lincoln: You got that right, Nicholette, and now, all that's left is to administer Ophelia Shroud's very painful punishment, and Giselle, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Giselle Harrington: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Dark World Snow White Demon Princess and Divine Demon Unlight Dark World Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put that little monster in her place once again?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Giselle.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Giselle Harrington.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Buffalo Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've caused enough trouble for me, my family and friends, and all of Gotham Royal York for the last time, Ophelia Shroud, now you're finally getting your just desserts for all of the terror and chaos you've caused to everyone in your path!
Giselle Harrington and Lincoln went after Ophelia Shroud, who tried to blast them with a laser blaster she got out, but Lincoln fired an energy blast and destroyed it, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and purple energy, dark magic, crosses, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, fairies, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, and Mermaids at Ophelia Shroud, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, they also attacked her with slashes from their massive greatswords, and slashes from Lincoln's claws, and he drew more blood.
Lisa Loud: Sweet Einstein, Lincoln and Giselle are really roughing up Ophelia Shroud!
Lynn Sr.: They sure are, sweetie. Let's join in and make it even more painful for that little monster!
Nico: You read my mind, Mr. Lynn.
TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Bloom, Tigra, Simba, Kovu, Timon & Pumbaa, Nala, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Ophelia Shroud, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Giselle Harrington, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Snoww, Unlight of Dark World's Demonic Unlight Darkness Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's black with white flames on the blaster with a Phoenix, Angel, and Snoww, Unlight of Dark World surrounded by darkness etched on the sides, and a silver gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Giselle Harrington fired blasts of rainbow energy, black and purple energy, and elemental forces at Ophelia Shroud and as they hit her, they exploded with incredible power, and really knocked her down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tip of one of his eleven white wolf tails into a suction cup and as he latched it onto Ophelia Shroud's head, he began sucking out and draining her brain, and not only did he gain a massive intelligence boost, but he also gained access to info Ophelia Shroud had, and he also saw that Ophelia Shroud did something to the Jokerz and it's not good, and as soon as Lincoln was done, he unlatched the suction cup and it changed back into the tip and Ophelia Shroud was turned into a permanently brain-dead drool monkey. Then, he drew the Kanji for Bind 縛 and Seal 封 on Ophelia Shroud's forehead, and as the Bind Kanji glowed, Ophelia Shroud was bound in Neutronium Chains lined with rainbow energy, and then, The Seal Kanji glowed, and Ophelia Shroud was sealed inside an indestructible diamond prison and finally into a Containment Card, which Lincoln had put into a box. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Giselle Harrington's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long dark brown wolf tails, and massive dark brown angel wings are permanent.
Giselle Harrington: That'll teach you, you sorry excuse for a human. Thanks for helping me take down Ophelia Shroud, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Giselle.
Suddenly, Giselle Harrington wrapped her arms around Lincoln's massive wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Giselle Harrington's face, they deeply kissed passionately as Giselle Harrington's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's massive, wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Demon, and Snoww, Unlight of Dark World flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and demons flying behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Giselle Harrington came back to us as the display and Snoww, Unlight of Dark World vanished.
Nicholette Torrington: Wow, Lincoln, what you just did to Ophelia Shroud after you sucked out every last bit of info from her brain, that was awesome!
Lincoln: I decided that since Ophelia Shroud's a dangerous individual, it's better that she be bound in Neutronium chains lined with rainbow energy and sealed in an indestructible diamond prison and in a Containment Card that can never be unsealed.
Nico: A perfect punishment.
Me: For someone who's caused enough trouble for everyone for the last time.
Lincoln: You got that right, guys. (To Lydia Anahita and Emily Boa Hancock) And it's so good to see you again, Lydia Anahita and Emily Boa Hancock.
Lydia Anahita reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing blue hair, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Ghostrick Siren, and she's dressed in a black sleeveless open blouse, black sleeveless midriff top, black skirt, black pants, black knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and skeletons on the coattails and Ghostrick Siren on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Ghostrick Siren-themed greatsword with Ghostrick Siren etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large siren heads for the crossguard, large aqua blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large siren heads and a large aqua blue gem on the bottom of the large skulls for the pommel.
And Emily Boa Hancock reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing brown hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful brown angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Dinowrestler Chimera T Wrextle, and she's dressed in purple clothes, black knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with dinosaurs and darkness on the coattails and Dinowrestler Chimera T Wrextle on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Dinowrestler Chimera T Wrextle-themed greatsword with Dinowrestler Chimera T Wrextle etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blade, large chimera heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large dinosaur heads and a large purple gem on the bottom of the large dinosaur heads for the pommel.
Lydia Anahita: (Greek Accent) You too, Lincoln, and it's also good to see you, Claire, Ramona Alucard, Aisha, Sarah, Winter, Ramona Qingzhao, Autumn, Mary, Dina, Makoto, Morrigan, and Tiana again, Ursula.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal, Ramona Alucard, Sarah Dullahan, Claire Allaire, Aisha Arian, Winter Icyin, Ramona Qingzhao, Autumn Aluma, Mary Adelberte, Dina Mabrouk, Makoto Haruki, Morrigan Dabria, and Tiana Masina: You too, Lydia.
Emily Hancock: It's been such a long time since we last met, and it's also good to see you again, Lola.
Lola: You too, Emily.
Lincoln went up to Lydia Anahita and Emily Hancock and he hugged them, and Lydia Anahita and Emily Hancock were very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and they had atomic red blushes on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Lydia Anahita: (Greek Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and eleven massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new.
Emily Hancock: You said it, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know these two, and I can also suspect Emily knows Lola?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, the Ghostrick Siren Gene-Slammer is Lydia Anahita, she's my Guardian Angel from Greece and classmate in Music. She's a siren and she was born with the powers of darkness and water and she also knew of me being a vampire-werewolf-cyborg hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. She's a talented singer with an amazing voice that's said to hypnotize male criminals and they're forced to do her bidding, and that ended with them returning what they stole and allow themselves to be arrested by the cops. She's also a master of a dark power that's called The Sirens' Deathly Song, and when she sings this song, those truly irredeemable and destined to die are then seized by the Sirens and dragged down to their watery graves.
Nico: Whoa!
Lincoln: Yep, and this one time, I made her a beautiful gold necklace with a mermaid pendant, and she loved it so much, she hugged and kissed me and I returned it. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club and she'll become a future member of The Goths of Darkness, and she hates Flip, Lewis Travolta, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank with a burning passion and she wants nothing more than to send their wretched souls to the watery depths for eternity.
Brittney gave Lydia Anahita the ring for The Goths of Darkness, and she put it on her right ring finger.
Lincoln: And the Dinowrestler Chimera T Wrextle Gene-Slammer is Emily Boa Hancock, she's my Guardian Angel from Arizona and classmate in Science, but she's also one of the most beautiful of The Guardian Angels.
Lola: Yeah, and Lincoln and I would often help Emily with modeling her clothes, and she even made some beautiful dresses and an unbreakable tiara for me. To show thanks, I took Emily and Lincoln to a lake where they kissed each other on the lips. But, don't let her beauty fool you, she's also very tough, you get her mad, and she'll rip you to shreds, which earned her the nicknames, T-Rex or Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Me: Yikes, that's brutal.
Lincoln: Plus, she's also the sister of Boa Hancock, and she hates Icky Vicky with a burning passion.
Nico: Whoa, I hate to find out what our resident jerks did to earn their wraths.
Lydia Anahita: (Greek Accent) Trust us, you won't like hearing it. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something we want to give you: we want to give you our blood.
We gasped at their request, including Lincoln.
Lincoln: Lydia, Emily, are you absolutely sure about this?
Emily Hancock: (Smiles) More than anything, after all, we're going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.
Lincoln looked into the eyes of Lydia Anahita and Emily Hancock, and he saw that they're really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to Lydia Anahita and Emily Hancock, and he hugged their waists in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down first on Lydia Anahita's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up, and he also did the same with Emily Hancock.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Lydia Anahita and Emily Hancock with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lydia Anahita: (Greek Accent)(Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you and Emily are now part of my harem and my many future wives, Lydia.
Lydia Anahita and Emily Hancock had a smile on their face and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists and they wrapped their left and right arms around Lincoln's massive, wider, and muscular back, and he leans down to their faces and kissed the two of them passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the three girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The three girls are Alice Mia, Pai Thunder, and Lambda Nom from Great Planet Evil-Destroyer Dangaio.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Alice Mia, Pai Thunder, and Lambda Nom from Great Planet Evil-Destroyer Dangaio.
Nicole: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Alice Mia: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Alice Mia and the other two girls saw who it was that saved them from Ophelia Shroud, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.
Alice Mia: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made two clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Alice Mia: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Alice Mia, Pai Thunder, and Lambda Nom with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln told everyone that Giselle Harrington had gotten The Demonic Darkness Unlight Greatsword of Snoww, Unlight of Dark World, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Ophelia Shroud, who broke out of jail thanks to a Dark Orb, and she still wanted revenge on us.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Giselle Harrington transforming into her Super Angel-Demon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and all of us laying the beatdown on her and Lincoln finishing her off by sucking out her brain and turning her into a drool monkey and having her bound in Neutronium Chains lined with rainbow energy and imprisoned in an indestructible diamond prison and Containment Card thanks to drawing the Bind and Seal Kanjis on her forehead, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln, Lydia Anahita, and Emily Hancock have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: That'll teach that sorry excuse for a human being.
Lincoln: Yeah, but I fear that little monster also did something to The Jokerz right before she fled to Dark World.
Nico: Whatever she did, we'll find out about it later, and we'll put a stop to that.
Me: Yeah.
After finally taking down Ophelia Shroud once and for all, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Lydia Anahita and Emily Hancock saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Lydia Anahita: (Greek Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Emily Hancock: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Lydia Anahita: (Greek Accent) That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right. So, Lydia, what's the story on why you hated Flip, Lewis Travolta, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank with a burning passion, and Emily, what's the story on why you hated Icky Vicky with a burning passion?
Lydia Anahita: (Greek Accent) You're not going to like hearing this tale. One day, Lincoln and I were heading home after school, but then, we heard some loud bellowing yells and Lincoln also caught the stench of a certain smelly mutant cheapskate, and we saw who they belonged to: it was Flip, along with Lewis Travolta, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank, and they still wanted to kill Lincoln again, but I'd had enough, I sang a song, and it hypnotized those morons who got into some police cars that came and it dragged them back to jail.
We laughed.
Nico: Oh man, that was really awesome!
Me: They never even saw it coming, the morons!
Emily Hancock: You got that right, okay, now it's my turn. One day, I was modeling some dresses and Lincoln and Lola were there with me, but then, Lori came in and she told us the news that Icky Vicky had escaped from jail and that demonic babysitter wanted revenge. I knew Icky Vicky was a monster who hated kids and wanted nothing more than to kill them and watch the world burn, so I decided to confront that fire-breathing dragon, and when I saw her trying to murder a child with a chainsaw and she was laughing like a maniac, I charged in and punched her hard in the mouth, and it caused her to drop the chainsaw and it was right near a puddle of water, and it short-circuited. Then, I stomped on Icky Vicky's stomach hard and she was knocked out. We called the cops and in no time, Icky Vicky was tied up in a straitjacket and thrown back in jail.
We cheered.
Me: That lying, no-good, excuse for a babysitter had been asking for it for a long time.
Nico: After all the trouble she'd caused in Dimmsdale, it's a punishment rightfully deserved.
Lincoln: We made sure she paid for her crimes when she broke out six and a half years ago, and she, along with Royal Woods' repulsive jerks are now being used as humiliation fodder.
Eli: She's a bad babysitter!
Lori: She's never been babysitter material, Eli, she's a monster who deserves every bit of bad karma for every last bit of her crimes.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln and Kipo are heading to Emerald Coast.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in a large orange speedo with the Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Kipo was dressed in a purple two-piece bikini, purple sandals, and she had her weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Kipo had developed feelings for Lincoln, and Lincoln had developed feelings for Kipo, and he also saved her from a group of thugs hired by that demonic excuse for a babysitter, Icky Vicky, to kidnap and kill her to get revenge on us. Lincoln had brutally thrashed the thugs and dropped a piano on Icky Vicky's head.
Kipo: Wow, so this is Emerald Coast, awesome!
Lincoln: Yep, plus, it's perfect for our first date, Kipo. Shall we?
Lincoln and Kipo dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, and they went back to the beach and they had a game of volleyball, and even did some surfing, and Kipo got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on her face when she saw Lincoln lift up a 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbell he summoned, then they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln went up to Kipo and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Kipo placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Hey, Lincoln, Kipo, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Emerald Coast.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Kipo's neck with purple gems embedded in the gold lightning bolts and purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck, as a sign that he also fed on her blood.
Kipo: And this was due to me having feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for me as well.
Lily: And we also remembered that day when Lincoln saved you from those thugs that Icky Vicky hired to kidnap and kill you to get revenge on us.
Lori: But, in the end, Linky swooped in and pummeled those thugs and dropped a piano on that evil excuse for a babysitter's head.
Nico: (Snickers) Yeah, I still remembered that, and when she got out, she was screeching like the demon that she really is.
Me: And you also sprayed her with Full Moon perfume and it burned her badly, Nico.
Lincoln: Yeah, that was also a nice touch, and I still remembered when that was also used on Heather and it burned her like acid.
Luna: Yep, exposure to nice smelling perfumes will burn those whose hearts are filled with hate and evil.
Later, N saw the mascots in the bathroom looking at themselves in the mirror.
N: Oh, Dear God. What are guys doing now?
Poromon: Making funny faces.
N: Really?
Poromon: Yep. (makes an extraterrestrial's face)
They laughed.
Kendall: Your faces are gonna freeze like that.
Poliwag: Watch this one. (Makes a gross one)
Poromon: You mean like this? [stretching] Ree eeh eeh!
[The Mascots laughed, Poliwag growls]
Horsea: [laughs] Aye yi yi yi!
Manaphy: [laughs] Aw!
[montage of the Mascots making grotesque faces]
We laughed at the faces they did and we were getting some funny pictures on our phones.
Me: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!
Qin: (LAUGHS) Those faces are awesome!
Xenia: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Mindwipe: I have to admit. Those faces ARE funny.
Lily: Boy those remind me of the faces that SpongeBob and Patrick did and Mr. Krabs warned them of the Face Freeze.
Poromon: Face freeze?
Nico: Ever heard of the saying "If you don't stop making that face, it'll freeze that way"?
Poromon: No.
Mr. Krabs: Let me tell you the story of face freeze. [thunder claps, SpongeBob and Patrick's tooth chattering, breathing quickly] It were a cold day, in November, and in Bikini Bottom lived a man who loved to make faces. And the one he liked best was to stick his tongue out. [Fred raspberries and laughs] But what he really liked, was sticking his tongue out at people. [Fred raspberries and laughs, Norma and green Monroe gasp]
Norma Rechid: How rude! [walks away with Monroe, who's crying]
Mr. Krabs: [Fred raspberries to other people] Until one day, when he stuck his tongue out for the 444th time, [Fred raspberries] his face froze with his tongue sticking out...
Fred: [touches his tongue] Huh, huh... Huh?
Mr. Krabs: ...permanently!
Mable: Weirdo. [walks off]
Fred: [muffled] No... no!
Mr. Krabs: He couldn't open his mouth for months. Until one day, his tongue dried up and fell off! [Fred's tongue snaps]
OUCH!
Qin: GEEZ!
Cosmos: That story's true, isn't it?
Lily: Yep. It happened to SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and even Squidward.
Me: Oh man!
Lily: Yeah. Here's what the faces they were in looked like.
She showed pictures of Patrick with an eyecross, overbite and his tongue out and SpongeBob with a big mouth and his eyes on stalks and Mr. Krabs had an ugly face and so did Squidward from laughing so hard.
Lily: I had to use a powerful magic spell I learned from Lucy to make them go back to normal.
Me: Boy those faces were ugly.
Qin: No kidding.
Lola: Yeah.
Poromon: Oh boy. But still those were funny faces.
Lola: They sure were.
Pacifica: Nico, which teams have you made this time?
Nico: Kendra's team will include Yost Spiderman, Sarah Tinsley, Heather Huffington, Vega Halinora, and Camille Dace. Georgina's team will include Spyro, Veronica Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn, Natalie Kendall, Eleanor Collins, and Sophia Presley.
Me: Awesome ideas!
Lincoln: Perfect for them. My fellow Guardian Angels will be great for it.
Me: And Veronica will do great.
Brynja: (Icelandic Accent) I agree there too.
Lola: Same here.
Camie: Yeah.
Sarah Tinsley: I agree too.
Then the previous group of M.O.E. Members came.
Stinky Butt: Can me, 2016 Morbucks, Condiment King, Professor XXXL, Artie Ziff, Raven Branwen, Mammoth, Eris, Cavelier, and Anti-Wanda go with you guys this time?
Malodor: Me, Glomgold, Gourd, Beagle Babes, Big Cheese, Bird Brain, Yost Korvac, Cajun Fox, Quackor the Fowl, and Cyclops will go too.
Nico: Yes you all sure can.
Qin: We were just watching the mascots make funny faces.
Big Cheese: Can we see them?
Flora: Sure.
She showed pictures of them and they were funny and they laughed at them.
Laney: (LAUGHS) Those were funny!
Tania: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Primeape next.
Me: Whoa! That one is gonna be brutal!
Qin: Yeah no kidding!
Valon: (Australian Accent) It sure will be interesting to see what that one can do mates.
King Kai: (Telepathically) Nico, everyone can you hear me?!
Nico: King Kai, what's wrong?
King Kai: (Telepathically) I got bad news, The Jokerz have eaten some Jerktonium-laced fruitcake and they've been contaminated with Jerktonium.
We gasped.
Eli: What, but didn't we just get rid of Dr. Zalost for what he did?!
King Kai: (Telepathically) This wasn't Dr. Zalost, Eli, this was the dirty work of Ophelia Shroud.
Me: So, Ophelia Shroud was the one who did this to The Jokerz!
Nico: So, that explains why Lincoln said that Ophelia Shroud did something to The Jokerz after he'd drained her brain.
Lincoln: I knew she did something to The Jokerz, but now, we find out she's repeated the same tactic of Dr. Zalost, but there's a difference: when Zalost did this, he still wanted to make people unhappy, but Ophelia Shroud did this not only to exact revenge on us again, but she's willing to use and get rid of all those in her path, and she's willing to use and get rid of The Jokerz. Now, I'm really glad I had her bound and sealed, she'd been a danger to everyone in her path.
Lincoln took out The Containment Card with Ophelia Shroud bound in Neutronium Chains lined with rainbow energy and sealed in an indestructible diamond prison and also in a Containment Card.
Lisa Loud: Indeed, Elder Brother. I'll get to work on creating an antidote for the Jerktonium at once!
Lisa got to work on creating an antidote. Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Azar Javed, a renegade powerhungry human sorcerer of fire, and he's coming here to get revenge on Geralt of Rivia. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Adda, Abigail, Celina, Deidre, Sabrina, Morenn, Shani, Triss, you're not going to like one bit: the dark energy we sensed belongs to Azar Javed, and he's here to kill you, Geralt of Rivia.
Adda the White: Azar Javed, he's here?!
Geralt of Rivia: Should've known that sorcerer wouldn't stay dead for much longer.
Amara Thatcher: Don't worry, Geralt, Lincoln and I will put an end to Azar Javed.
Lincoln: That's right. Plus, you've taught me about the five Signs, and how to use them in battle.
Nico: That's right, and we've seen how you've used those Signs in battle, Geralt, and as you've seen for yourself, we're no strangers when it comes to the supernatural.
Geralt of Rivia: Now, that I've known all too well.
Lincoln: Say, when we go after The Jerktonium Contaminated Jokerz, I'm going to use the Sign, Axii, to calm them down, so that way, Lisa can use her antidote.
Me: Good idea, Lincoln.
Nico: And we'll see one of the Signs in action before Azar Javed shows up. Alright, gang, let's go, we we got an awesome race on a new food planet that's been discovered.
Lincoln: A new food planet has been discovered, and we're having a race there, awesome. But, after we get done with the race, we're going to hunt down The Jerktonium Contaminated Jokerz and cure them and foil Ophelia Shroud's dirty work and final attempt at revenge on us, and once we get done with them, you're next, Azar Javed.
Condiment King: I really am looking forward to the next planet.
Big Cheese: I hope it's tasty like me.
Nico: Lets head out then.
We went to the ship and we were off.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7119.4: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to another awesome and amazing planet for another good and fun race. Also our mission there is to destroy Jerktonium Poisoned Jokerz, a street gang that terrorized all of Neo Gotham City and that Batman 2039 faced on a daily basis there.
Qin: Those Jokerz were a nuisance.
Camie: What are the Jokerz?
Me: A group of Clown thugs that caused mayhem all over Gotham in the future after the Joker was killed.
I went over their history and it was brutal.
The Jokerz are a recurring villainous group in Batman Beyond. They are a large street gang 40 years in the future of Gotham City that take their inspiration from Joker, the original Batman's onetime arch-nemesis. They tend to dress in clownish costumes and makeup as did their namesake, but have none of the style or humor of the original.
History
While the original Clown Prince of Crime might have long since disappeared from Gotham, he left such an impression on the psyche of Gotham's criminal underworld that his spirit has lived on inside these copycat hellions. Dressed in clown outfits and face paint, they especially enjoyed practical jokes that turned deadly and generally creating chaos.
At least one of the Jokerz was observed engaging in vandalism and then attempting to extort money from anyone who he believed was amused by his antics. While the Jokerz were certainly a menace, their crimes were small and they were much more easily thwarted than their criminally insane, diabolically creative and resourceful namesake.
Appearances
In the animated series Batman Beyond, Batman battled different versions of the gang on several occasions. In a Justice League Unlimited episode, Ghoul stated that there are 9,453 active Jokerz that are divided into approximately 200 separate groups (It's unlikely that Chronos affected the large amount considering that he only hired one gang of the Jokerz). There are three known such versions. The first is led by a vandal dressed as the Joker. Those were the Jokerz that Derek Powers' henchman Mr. Fixx incriminated for the murder of Terry McGinnis' father in "Rebirth", the two-part pilot of the animated series. Their leader is J-Man, who dresses in a style similar to the Joker and voiced by DCAU creator Bruce Timm.
In the episode "The Winning Edge" members of this gang buy weapons from a dealer on the streets but are stopped by Batman.
The episode "Joyride" shows their initiation. They take their new member Lee to a small cave with the Joker's skeleton but it is cut short when they find a military jet with an unstable nuclear reactor. They use it to try and destroy the headquaters of a rival gang The T's but Batman disarms it in the end.
A second group of Jokerz appeared in the episode "Hidden Agenda", led by a Jokerz member named Terminal, a top-tier student at Hamilton Hill High and a would-be killer of rival candidate for valedictorian Max Gibson. Max's search to determine who is after her leads her to find out Terry's secret life as Batman.
In "Once Burned", The Jokerz Territory were seen by the sewers (although it has been briefly seen in other episodes), which is home to dozens of Jokerz from various gangs.
In the episode "Countdown" several Jokerz mug Ro but are scared off by Batman, later they try to rob Zeta in the form of an average man but they underestimated his great strength and are all taken out.
In the direct-to-video feature Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, a third group, including Harley Quinn's twin granddaughters, was actually led by the revived Joker himself, who was using Tim Drake's body. This third group was defeated, and the host seemingly freed from the Joker's influence.
The Jokerz are later featured in the show Static Shock , specifically in the episode "Future Shock" where a gang of them try to trap Terry/Batman II and a time-displaced Static but together they defeat them all.
The last appearance of the Jokerz was in the Justice League Unlimited episode "The Once and Future Thing, Part 2." In this episode, the same group of Jokerz from Return of the Joker are shown to be working for a time-traveling villain called David Clinton, known in the comics as the Atom's archnemesis, Chronos. This team of Jokerz has been enhanced with super-powers and/or cybernetic enhancements that Clinton pulled from the future. This group of Jokerz has killed most of the Justice League of that time, leaving only Static, Warhawk, that timeline's Batman, and an elderly Bruce Wayne. The present-day Batman, Green Lantern (John Stewart) and Wonder Woman chase Clinton to this future, and were able stop Clinton and undo the damage he did to the timestream, erasing all of the events of the episode. They were possibly returned to their normal selves. Considering the fact that Bonk, who was seemingly murdered by the Joker in Return of the Joker, is part of the group, it most likely indicates that the Uncut version of that film is more canon than the Cut version.
Members Band I
A large well-known group of Jokerz led by J-Man, who dresses very similarly to the original Clown Prince of Crime, but they would always get beaten and stopped by Batman. The other members of this band include:
Coe Dottie Lee (briefly) Pilo Scab - wears a red, single-coned jester's cap, possibly inspired by Harley Quinn. Top Hat Joker Band II
Carter Wilson adopted the identity of "Terminal" and made himself the undisputed leader of a small group of Jokerz. They engaged in the usual terrorizing of random victims, with occasional asides to Carter's personal agenda. After a failed attempt to kill Maxine Gibson, the entire gang was subdued by Batman and arrested. The other members of this band include:
The third band of Jokerz was introduced in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, where they worked for what appeared to be the original Joker. They later appeared in an episode of Justice League Unlimited, now working for Chronos and enhanced with super powers. When Chronos is defeated, this timeline is erased.
Bonk - A powerful, but surly enforcer / muscleman in the Jokerz' ranks. Though amazingly strong, Bonk is not a thug who takes orders willingly. He's got a hair-trigger, and is liable to start up with anyone who gets in his way, be it Batman or Bonk's own Jokerz allies. This is his undoing when he argues with the Joker, accusing him of being a fake. In return, the Joker either murders him with a venomous spear gun disguised as a BANG! flag gun (in the uncut version of the movie) or knocks him out with laughing gas (in the censored version). While working for Chronos, he is equipped with a massive hammer that comes out of his arm. He's able to deliver massive damage with this weapon.
Chucko - obese, with tight-fitting pink clothes and a clown mask. He is a nasty bullying type who truly enjoys inflicting misery on others. A head enforcer for the Jokerz gang, he's a lot stronger and faster than his flabby gut would lead one to believe. True to his sadistic nature, Chucko's face is always hidden behind his mocking clown mask (aside from the heist at Wayne Enterprises, where he dons a gas mask instead.). He uses a bazooka as a weapon. While working with Chronos, his legs are replaced with a hovering ball that offers more maneuverability and carries a lightsaber-like object that adds extra "oomph". Chucko meets his demise when he betrays Chronos and is sent back to the prehistoric age where he perishes along with the dinosaurs, though this is undone when Chronos' timeline is erased upon his defeat.
Dee-Dee - the identical twin granddaughters of Harley Quinn. Delia and Deidre, (often referred to by the collective name "Dee-Dee" or simply, "the Deeds") are cute, charming, funny, and completely rotten to the core. They love the thrill of being a part of the Jokerz gang and think it's a large charge to be working for the big man himself, The Joker. They use an acrobatics-based fighting style very similar to Harley's. While working with Chronos, they possessed the power to multiply themselves upon impact and carry an energy whip which electrocutes the victim on contact.
Ghoul - A jaded young runaway from a wealthy home, Stewart Carter Winthorp III joined up with the Jokerz for kicks. He wears ragged clothing and has grey skin, numerous stitching/scar marks and skull-like features; possibly genetically altered his appearance to make himself look undead. He's heavily into techno-goth music and has adapted the horror look into his costume. Ghoul is never without his plastic Halloween pumpkin which he keeps filled with a number of monster-inspired weapons and tricks. While working with Chronos, he is armed with a spinning blade in his right arm which he can deploy or retract at will. His appearance vaguely mimics that of previous Batman villain Scarecrow and his voice and mannerisms are loosely based on Christopher Walken. Though he never mentioned this to anyone, he wet the bed until he was 14.
Woof - Woof was just a nameless underling in the Jokerz gang until he decided to try gene-splicing. Infusing his cellular structure with that of a spotted hyena, Woof quickly transformed (some say devolved) into the giggling, bestial, nightmare that he is today. Though he sometimes appears to be nothing more than the Jokerz comical mascot, Woof's crushing jaws, sharp teeth and razor-like claws make him a deadly adversary. While working with Chronos, he has cybernetic arms which allow him to run faster than he previously could and to gouge materials as hard as concrete and steel, as they are sharper and sturdier than his claws once were.
When I was finished everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!
Nico: Yeah those guys are trouble.
Lola: Yep.
Camie: What a bunch of dingaling thugs.
Chef Pepperjack: How about on the way, I make some of my stew for all of us?
Me: Oh boy! I'm hungry.
He made CAJUN PEPPER CHICKEN STEW!
Nico: Boy that smells really delicious.
Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! That looks great.
Cajun Fox: Ooowee! It sure does. Who wants my spicy cajun pierogis to go with it?
We all raised our hands and we got to eating and man was it tasty.
Fred Jones had a taste of the stew and then…
FIRE EXPLODED FROM HIS MOUTH!
Fred Jones: (Wheezing) Spi-cy.
Gourd: I never get tired of that.
Artie Ziff: Me neither!
Me: Me neither. But this is delicious chef.
Eli: Mmm! My compliments to both the chefs.
Cajun Fox: Thanks y'all.
Chef Pepperjack: Thanks guys.
We had a great meal.
Me: Ahh. (BURPS OUT FIRE) Oops sorry.
Lola: But delicious.
We licked our whole plates clean.
Me: Ahh. Hey Nico how about a little contest as we battle the Jokerz?
Nico: What kind of contest?
Me: Whoever has the highest body count during the usual battles and after them on the next planet we go to buys us all an all you can eat pie buffet.
Nico: You're on!
Shaggy: Like oh boy! I love a good pie!
Billy: Pie! I LIKE PIE! PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE!
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Ransik: Just in time for us to arrive.
Nico: On screen.
We saw that we were at a brown planet that had small multi-colored spots on it.
Nico: Looks like an interesting planet.
We got to landing and we later landed and got out and we saw that it was a PLANET MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF FRUIT CAKES!
Qin: Whoa a Fruit Cake Planet!
Xenia: Cool!
Mammoth: Okay. Despite the shitshow involving Lincoln almost Black Gating an innocent, we still like fruit cake.
Cyclops: In fact, I'll eat some right now!
Me: Me too.
We went and ate some and it was REALLY TASTY!
Me: MMM! Delicious! I can't believe people don't like these.
Lincoln: (Eating Fruit cake) Mmm! Yummy! But Mammoth please don't bring that up. That was all Audrey Madison's dirtywork.
Nico: We had no idea that it was all her doing this entire time.
Lola: Yeah.
Teen Titans Thunder: Shall we get ready for the race?
Nico: We shall. And the Garage is over there.
We saw it and then went to the ship and got our cars ready and we were in the garage. The route actually takes us through the Fruit Cake planet's forests and jungles all the way to the Cherry Banana Swamps.
Anti Wanda: The race is about to begin, ya'll!
Cajun Fox: Let's head to the starting line now.
We got into our cars and we were ready.
Billy Natson: And Welcome to another awesome race for you all today. Hello I'm Billy Natson and we have a great race for you all today. We are all on a planet made entirely out of Fruit cake and they do say that people don't like this stuff but to many of us it is tasty. With us is our very own Team Loud Phoenix Storm and their awesome frenemies in the Masters of Evil. You all ready for a great race?
Nico: We sure are Billy!
Qin: YEAH! Bring it on!
Billy Natson: Love that spirit! Lets get it started!
Krista: RACERS TAKE YOUR MARKS!
We revved our cars.
Krista: (RAISES GREEN FLAG) GET SET!
We were really ready.
Krista: (WAVES GREEN FLAG) REV UP AND GOOOOOOOO!
WE ZOOMED OUT OF THE GARAGE!
Billy Natson: AND THEY'RE OFF!
We were zooming fast.
Thorax: I'm going ahead of you guys!
Thorax turned into Flash and sped ahead.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Awesome tactic.
Rainbow Dash: Not for long!
ZOOM!
She zoomed passed him and.
Rarity: We'll see about that darlings!
Eris: I'm catching up to you slowpokes!
Quackor the Fowl: No, you're not!
Me: Oh yeah!?
We zoomed passed each other all over.
Xenia: COME AND GET MAMA BEAR!
Chompy Mage: I just passed all of you! (Through Chompy Puppet) Yeah we did!
Me: Oh yeah?
We zoomed passed each other all over.
Lola: Yeah!
We were halfway there and zooming all over the place as we were really racing.
We were going through the Berry Fruit Savannas.
Raven Branwen: We're halfway there!
Beagle Babe Leader: Let's keep going!
Me: YEAH!
We were zooming over the Banana Hills and they were huge.
Qin: YEAH!
Luan: This is one full of Ap-PEAL! (LAUGHS) Get it!?
Me: (LAUGHS) Good one!
While me and Luan were laughing, Wildrider, in his vehicle mode, passed us two.
Wildrider: Thanks for the lead, suckers!
Me: WHY YOU LITTLE!
I gunned it and we were really zooming.
Nico: That was still a funny one though.
Lola: Yeah.
We were 3 quarters of the way there and we went through the Pineapple mountains.
Lola: Wow!
We then saw the finish line.
Maria: I see the finish line!
Nico: Here we go!
Billy Natson: And here comes the winners of the race! IT'S RARITY, J.D. KNUDSON, MAY, NICO, SWEETIE BELLE, LANEY AND LINCOLN!
EVERYONE CHEERED WILDLY!
Qin: WOOHOO!
Xenia: SO AWESOME!
Lola: That was an awesome race!
Maria: Congrats, Rarity!
Rarity: Oh thank you darling.
Me: Now we got some Jokerz to thrash.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: They are over in that clearing over there.
Me: It could be a trap.
Professor XXXL: You might be right.
Bird Brain: But that's what makes it so exciting.
Me: But we're ready. I got just an awesome entrance for us.
Nico: I can't wait to see it.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: Lets go.
Sunny Flare: Entrance time!
Me: Watch this.
I pulled out a special bomb.
Nico: A bomb?
Me: You'll see.
In the clearing the Jokerz were looking for us and then there was a clang and the bomb was lit.
Jokerz 1: Uh oh!
But then…
KRABOING!
It was a jack-in-the-box? But then spirits of the Loud Brothers appeared and swirled around the bomb and then converged with it and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
The bomb exploded into a massive and incredible whipped cream deluge and splattered all over the Jokerz and smashed them down and a clown laugh was heard and then we came out!
Nico: Now that was FUNNY!
Laney: You guys are NOT funny!
Jokerz: OH YEAH!? We'll kill you!
2016 Morbucks: You guys are in for a world of pain!
Glomgold: (Scottish Accent) Big time!
Me: And it's going to hurt!
Qin: Lets get them!
We went at them and pulverized and smashed and mashed the Jokerz all over the place left and right and the body count was piling up!
Lola: TAKE THIS!
She fired waves of fire and burned them all over.
Then Living Laser, Robo Roxy, Brain Freezer, Man Boy, Toiletnator, Riddler, Zexion, Diabolico, Zzzax, Speed Demon, Raizen, Evil Clayface, Superfriends Captain Cold, Spellbinder, Pooperman, Country Boy, Evil Cloud Man, Yzma, Dragon Jellyfish, and Reverse Flash appeared.
Nico: Living Laser, Robo Roxy, Brain Freezer, Man Boy, Toiletnator, Riddler, Zexion, Diabolico, Zzzax, Speed Demon, Raizen, Evil Clayface, Superfriends Captain Cold, Spellbinder, Pooperman, Country Boy, Evil Cloud Man, Yzma, Dragon Jellyfish, and Reverse Flash
Aylene C.: Oh hey B.F.
Brain Freezer: Hey there Babe.
Qin: Enjoy the race?
Diabolico: We sure did and it was awesome.
Nico: So, some of you guys will keep the Jokerz busy?
Zzzax: Mainly, me and Speed Demon's groups.
Speed Demon: I AM the fastest, after all.
Living Laser: Okay, no need to brag about it.
Me: It's part of a contest we have. We're going for an all you can eat pie buffet.
Diabolico: I'm in!
Robo Roxy: (to Nico) We heard you fought Jabba again.
Nico: We sure did.
Brain Freezer: Was he slow as ever?
Me: Yep he sure was.
Eli: But he is now in prison forever.
Lola: Yep.
Brickneck then came.
Me: Back for another round Brickneck?
Brickneck: You bet I am!
Me: Awesome.
Brickneck: (to Sougo) Nice job using the Time Force Ridewatch.
Sougo: Thanks. It was cool.
Qin: We all thought so.
Me: Yep.
We got the battles underway.
Megan McCallister, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Iron Man, Sissy Delmas and Pacifica Northwest VS Living Laser - Nico's rescue and battling Jabba the Hutt
Living Laser was first.
Living Laser: (to Megan) Nico's rescue involved him battling Jabba the Hutt. He sure doesn't know when to quit, doesn't he?
Megan McCallister: No he sure doesn't. Jabba the Hutt has caused TONS of problems all over the galaxy and all over Tatooine too. He didn't give a flying crap about everything he did.
Starlight Glimmer: He was a really nasty piece of work before the war and during leading up to his death at Luke Skywalker's hands.
Cozy Glow: You got that right. But also we had no idea that the Sailor Soldier of Tatooine was on his hit list big time.
Hex: Yeah that was an amazing surprise.
Iron Man: And that rescue was very fitting for it too.
Living Laser: I did not expect J.D.'s friend to be so hated by Jabba the Hutt either.
Megan McCallister: Me neither! That was an amazing surprise too.
Living Laser: It sure was. Lets do it!
Megan used the Skull Star Fruit Lockseed and got a Skull Star sword and she read a verse and fired waves of skulls and energy and smashed him all over and they fired waves of stars, skulls, bones, magic, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Akiza Izinski, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Beast Morpher Rangers, Tania and Valon VS Robo-Roxy - Battling Another Serpens and Lacerta Undead Zodiarts, Another Ultimate Panuncian and Another Dr. Viktor
Robo-Roxy was next.
Robo Roxy: (to Akiza) Nico, Will's team, Dr. Viktor's team, and the others did good Battling not just Jabba the Hutt but also Another Serpens and Lacerta Undead Zodiarts. And Another Ultimate Panuncian and Another Dr. Viktor too.
Akiza: They sure did! But after how he died the first time we made sure that Jabba was sent to prison and also Eli became the first young Jedi in history to bring down Jabba. He was not on the Jedi Order's watch list because the planet Tatooine was not part of the Republic.
Robo-Roxy: Boy that sucks and Anakin was from Tatooine so that planet should have been made a member of the Jedi Republic so that Jabba could be brought to justice along with all the criminals there.
Akiza: I know. But now we have Tatooine on the New Jedi Order's list.
Fluttershy: Thank goodness. But we did not expect 2 of J.D.'s friends to be one of the Sailor Soldiers for Tatooine.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah we found out that she was the Robin Hood of Tatooine. She did not like how Jabba was treating everyone and how crime infested the planet like a bad rash. So she made Jabba's empire a nightmare by freeing his slaves and stealing goods from Sith Merchants and bad guys of the empire and selling them for money to give to her home planet to make it filthy rich. More than Jabba the Hutt.
Stealth Elf: We did NOT expect that. It was amazing.
Devon: It sure was awesome to see.
Tania: Yeah it sure was awesome.
Valon: Yeah you better believe it was mate.
Robo-Roxy: That is really cool! Lets do it!
Akiza used the Rose Fruit Lockseed and got a Rose Scythe and she read a verse and fired waves of flowers and smashed her all over and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed her down.
Bloom, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Johnny Test, Chef Pepperjack and Dreamcatcher VS Brain Freezer - Lincoln's Rescue
Brain Freezer was next.
Brain Freezer: (to Bloom) I heard Lincoln took Ophelia Shroud down on his rescue. How was it?
Bloom: It was really awesome! We took her down and made sure she was locked up in a Containment Card forever. And Lincoln turned her into a braindead monkey.
Sunset Shimmer: That was really awesome and cool.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was and that was a great adventure too. And we got The Demonic Darkness Unlight Greatsword of Snoww, Unlight of Dark World.
Sunburn: I thought that was a really awesome adventure myself.
Johnny Test: Yeah that was all amazing and fun.
Chef Pepperjack: Ooowee! Yeah it sure was.
Dreamcatcher: Yeah that was totes fun.
Brain Freezer: It sure was. Lets do it!
Bloom used the Dragonfruit Lockseed and got a Dragonfruit Scythe and she fired waves of fire and smashed him down and she read a verse and fire dragons flew out of a portal and smashed him all over the place and they fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Roxy, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Kairi, Ransik and Nadira VS Zexion - Meeting Gene-slammers for Ghostrick Siren and Dinowrestler Chimera T Wrextle
Zexion was next.
Zexion: (to Roxy) I heard you guys met Gene-slammers for Ghostrick Siren and Dinowrestler Chimera T Wrextle. What are their names?
Roxy: The Ghostrick Siren is Lydia Anahita and the Dinowrestler Chimera T Wrextle is Emily Hancock and they are amazing guardian angels and Emily is also Boa Hancock's cousin.
Applejack: Yeah they have amazing powers and amazing stories too.
Apple Bloom: They sure do and it's great.
FLASHBACK
Lydia Anahita: (Greek Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Emily Hancock: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Lydia Anahita: (Greek Accent) That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right. So, Lydia, what's the story on why you hated Flip, Lewis Travolta, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank with a burning passion, and Emily, what's the story on why you hated Icky Vicky with a burning passion?
Lydia Anahita: (Greek Accent) You're not going to like hearing this tale. One day, Lincoln and I were heading home after school, but then, we heard some loud bellowing yells and Lincoln also caught the stench of a certain smelly mutant cheapskate, and we saw who they belonged to: it was Flip, along with Lewis Travolta, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank, and they still wanted to kill Lincoln again, but I'd had enough, I sang a song, and it hypnotized those morons who got into some police cars that came and it dragged them back to jail.
We laughed.
Nico: Oh man, that was really awesome!
Me: They never even saw it coming, the morons!
Emily Hancock: You got that right, okay, now it's my turn. One day, I was modeling some dresses and Lincoln and Lola were there with me, but then, Lori came in and she told us the news that Icky Vicky had escaped from jail and that demonic babysitter wanted revenge. I knew Icky Vicky was a monster who hated kids and wanted nothing more than to kill them and watch the world burn, so I decided to confront that fire-breathing dragon, and when I saw her trying to murder a child with a chainsaw and she was laughing like a maniac, I charged in and punched her hard in the mouth, and it caused her to drop the chainsaw and it was right near a puddle of water, and it short-circuited. Then, I stomped on Icky Vicky's stomach hard and she was knocked out. We called the cops and in no time, Icky Vicky was tied up in a straitjacket and thrown back in jail.
We cheered.
Me: That lying, no-good, excuse for a babysitter had been asking for it for a long time.
Nico: After all the trouble she'd caused in Dimmsdale, it's a punishment rightfully deserved.
Lincoln: We made sure she paid for her crimes when she broke out six and a half years ago, and she, along with Royal Woods' repulsive jerks are now being used as humiliation fodder.
Eli: She's a bad babysitter!
Lori: She's never been babysitter material, Eli, she's a monster who deserves every bit of bad karma for every last bit of her crimes.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Zexion: Those dirtbags just don't know how to take a hint!
Flashwing: No they sure don't.
Sora: But they always get what's coming to them.
Donald: Yeah!
Goofy: Gawrsh they sure do.
Kairi: They deserve it for everything they did.
Zexion: I agree there. Lets do it!
Roxy used the Crystal Fruit Lockseed and got a Crystal Sword and she read a verse and they fired waves of energy and rock and smashed him all over and they fired waves of energy, rock, mud, boulders, crystal, earth and apples and smashed him down.
Layla, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Numbuh 4, Jessie, James, Meowth and Wobbuffet VS The Toiletnator - The Masots making funny faces in a mirror
Toiletnator was next.
Toiletnator: (to Layla) The Mascots making funny faces in a mirror. I bet it was fun!
Layla: They had a really great time with that.
Rarity: Oh they sure did darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah that was awesome and cool.
Gill Grunt: It sure was funny too.
Numbuh 4: It sure was.
Toiletnator: Yeah. Lets do it!
Layla used the Water Fruit Lockseed and got a Water Whip and read a verse and fired waves of energy and water and smashed him all over and they fired waves of energy and water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.
Flora, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Powerpuff Girls, Thunder and Lightning VS Manboy - The Mascots made the same funny faces SpongeBob and Patrick made without getting face freeze
Man Boy was next.
Man Boy: (to Flora) The Mascots made the same funny faces SpongeBob and Patrick made without getting face freeze. Can I see some pictures?
Flora: You sure can.
She showed him the pictures of the faces they did on her phone and it was funny.
They laughed hysterically.
Pinkie Pie: (LAUGHS) THOSE WERE FUNNY!
Maud Pie: (monotonously) I'm laughing with joy.
Featherweight: Yeah that was awesome!
Sprocket: Boy it sure was.
Blossom: We never saw the mascots do so many funny faces. Lily told us that SpongeBob and Patrick did all kinds of crazy silly faces and they got a permanent face freeze. Lily had to use her magic to make them put back to normal.
Man Boy: Wow that is crazy! Lets do it!
Flora used the Life Fruit Lockseed and got a leaf staff and she read a verse and they fired waves of metal and leaves and smashed him all over and they fired waves of leaves, gears, fruit and flowers and smashed him down
Musa, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Lightspeed Rescue Rangers, Starlight Glimmer and Thorax VS Diabolico - A Fruit Cake Planet
Diabolico was next.
Diabolico: (to Musa) So, this is a Fruit Cake Planet, huh? I honestly think it's pretty sweet.
Musa: It sure is sweet and tasty.
Rainbow Dash: Boy it sure is and I don't know what the big deal is with people not liking fruit cake. It's tasty and awesome.
Scootaloo: It sure is awesome and tasty.
Whirlwind: This planet is just as delicious as Grandma Spankenhoffer's fruit cakes like J.D. said.
Carter: They sure are delicious too.
Starlight Glimmer: I'll say.
Thorax: Yeah we all love it.
Diabolico: I'm glad you guys like it all. Lets do it!
Musa used the Rainbow Fruit Lockseed and got a Rainbow Sword and she read a verse and fired waves of energy and elements and rainbows and they fired waves of energy and smashed him down and they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.
Tecna, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Batman, Chompy Mage and Cynder VS Riddler - A Fruit Cake Planet is really awesome
Riddler was next.
Riddler: (to Tecna) A Fruit Cake Planet is really awesome. Riddle me this: Did you try any?
Tecna: (British Accent) I sure did and it's so amazing how delicious it all is. I don't know what the big deal is with everyone not liking Fruit Cake. It's so delicious.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is. People don't like it because they never tried it before.
Spyro: No kidding. And it's all really tasty and delicious.
Batman: It sure is.
Riddler: It sure is delicious. Lets do it!
Tecna used the Magic fruit lock seed and she got a magic scythe and she read a verse and fired waves of lightning and smashed him all over and they fired waves of energy and magic and smashed him down.
Mollie, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Hulk, Wildrider and Dead End VS Zzzax - Battling JERKTONIUM POISONED JOKERZ AND KILLING THEM
Zzzax was next and he and Mollie and her group were punching and smashing Jokerz all over and killing many of them left and right.
Zzzax: (to Mollie) You guys are Battling JERKTONIUM POISONED JOKERZ AND KILLING THEM! Although, Bonk, Chucko, Woof, and Ghoul could possibly be good recruits.
Mollie punched a Joker in the face and kicked one down and fired waves of lightning and electrocuted them.
Mollie: Yeah they deserve a chance too. But lets not forget that the D D Twins are part of the group now too.
Mollie fired waves of lightning and electrocuted the Jokerz all over.
Zzzax: Right I forgot them. My bad.
Princess Luna: It's crazy how Ophelia Shroud gave the Jokerz Jerktonium Poisoned Fruit Cake.
Moondust: It sure is!
They fired waves of darkness and smashed the Jokerz all over.
Snowdrop slashed them all over.
Snowdrop: Yeah that is nuts!
Gari: But the Jokerz are all nothing but trouble!
They fired more darkness blasts.
Blackout blasted the Jokerz all over with darkness.
Hulk smashed them into dust.
Blackout: Yeah the Jokerz have caused TONS of problems for Batman.
Hulk: Hulk would smash bad clown thugs.
Zzzax: Well our usual battle is doing just that!
Mollie used the Moon Fruit Lockseed and got a Moon Scythe and she read a verse and fired waves of darkness and smashed the Jokerz all over and they fired waves of darkness and lightning and smashed the Jokerz all over the place.
Jaden, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Scarlet Witch, Sour Sweet and Sunny Flare VS Speed Demon - Boy these criminals are worse than anything
Speed Demon was next and he and Jaden were using their speed and strength and firing light blasts at the Jokerz and blasting them left and right.
Speed Demon: (to Jaden) Boy, these criminals are worse than anything. But at least you don't have to feel bad about whooping their asses.
POW!
Jaden smashed a Jokerz down.
Jaden: You're not kidding there.
Sour Sweet fired waves of arrows and skewered them through their black hearts.
Sour Sweet: But they do make great use for target practice.
Princess Celestia: I agree there.
She fired waves of energy and light.
King Solar: I haven't had this much fun in ages.
They fired waves of energy and blasted them all over.
Solar Eclipsa and Amber Morning were blasting Jokerz left and right with light blasts.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah this is awesome!
Amber Morning: Boy I haven't had this kind of fun before.
Spotlight: We haven't had a battle like this since the time we took on Professor Dick and his monsters and footsoldiers.
Scarlet Witch: That was fun.
She fired waves of magic and blasted them down.
Speed Demon: Boy it sure was!
ZOOM!
He slashed them into bloody messes.
Jaden used the Light Fruit Lockseed and got a Light Sword and slashed the Jokerz all over and then he read a verse and fired waves of light and elements and smashed the Jokerz all over and they fired more waves of elements and smashed the Jokerz all over the place.
Time Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Brickneck
Brickneck was next.
Nico: This will be fun.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons for the Crystal Beasts Gene-Slammers in Nico's and Lincoln's harem, it's a collection of Crystal Beasts-themed spellbooks that also have some Weapon Fusion spells that also have the same effects as The Atlantis Sisters Gene-Slammers' Weapon Fusion spells. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
Time Force Rangers: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!
Eric: QUANTUM POWER!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TIME FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Time Force Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
Wes: VORTEX BLASTERS!
They summoned the Vortex Blasters and made the Vortex Cannon!
It was locked on.
Nico: Fire!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they fired and the blasts hit Brickneck and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
He was shrunk down to the size of an action figure and Nico picked him up and put him in a pod.
Nico: Brickneck you have failed this planet.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
The Neo Core Groups were having fun too.
Shugesh and Raizen blasted and pulverized and smashed numerous Jokerz.
Clara St. Clarice and Evil Clayface smashed Jokerz left and right while talking about the mascots faces.
Tigra and Superfriends Captain Cold blasted, slashed and froze numerous Jokerz while talking about Lincoln's rescue.
Dr. Light (Justice League) and Spellbinder were blasting and driving numerous Jokerz insane while talking about Nico's rescue.
Lucy Mann and Pooperman were bashing and blasting numerous Jokerz all over.
Yuki Yuna and Country Boy were bashing numerous Jokerz all over.
Erina Nakiri And Evil Cloud Man were pulverizing numerous Jokerz all over the place.
Merida and Yzma bashed and pulverized numerous Jokerz everywhere.
Seira Amagi the Princess of the Indian Ocean And Dragon Jellyfish blasted numerous Jokerz with lightning.
Reggie McDonald the Evil HERO Sinister Necrom Gene-Slammer And Reverse Flash bashed and pulverized the Jokerz all over with speed and darkness.
We regrouped.
Me: Time for some more buttkicking!
Luan: You guys give Clowns EVERYWHERE a bad name!
Jake: Welcome to Hurtville
Tsukasa: Population: You!
Kamen Ride: Titanium Lightspeed Ranger!
Kamen Ride: All Rangers!
Kamen Ride: All Riders!
Tsukasa turned into the Titanium Ranger and Daiki summoned clones of all the riders and rangers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! STAR FORCE FIVE!
They turned into the Fiveman!
Me: Lets get them!
Nico: No need for the Zenkai Cannons today.
We went at them and smashed and pulverized the Jokerz all over.
Mindwipe, Cosmos, N and Kendall used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Cosmos's particle beam, Mindwipe's viper pistol and N and Kendall's powers 100-fold.
N and Mindwipe: HYPNOTIC POKEMON BLAST STORM!
Kendall Perkins and Cosmos: COSMIC DODGEBALL THUNDERSTRIKE!
FIRESTORM LOUD MONEY and 2016 Morbucks: MONEY FIRE BLAST!
KETCHUP BUTTKICKING ICE LOUD and Condiment King: CONDIMENT SPLAT FEST!
SCIENCE XXXL LOUD POWER and Professor XXXL: SCIENCE LOUD BURST!
MONEY DIRTBAG LOUD POWER and Artie Ziff: MONEY DIRTBAG FURY BLAST!
RAVEN SHADOW FORCE LOUD and Raven Branwen: RAVEN SHADOW SMASH!
MAMMOTH SPORTS LOUD POWER and Mammoth: MAMMOTH SPORTS LOUD BLAST!
CHAOS LIGHT PRANKS POWER and Eris: CHAOS LIGHT PRANK FURY!
CAVELIER WATER ROCK LOUD and Cavalier: CAVELIER WATER FORCE BLAST!
ANTI-FAERIE FASHION LOUD! and Anti Wanda: ANTI-FAERIE FASHION STORM!
FARTS GALORE LOUDS and Stinky Butt: FARTS GALORE BLAST!
SCOTTISH RICHES POWER and Glomgold: SCOTLAND DUCK STORM!
GOURDS OF PHOENIX INSANITY and Gourd: GOURDS OF PHOENIX WRATH!
BEAGLE MIGHT POWER and Beagle Babes: BEAGLE BUTTKICKING BLAST!
CHEESE GALORE and Big Cheese: CHEESE FURY BLAST!
BIRDS OF IDIOTS and Bird Brain: IDIOTIC BIRD FORCE!
LIGHTNING ENERGY FORCE and Yost Korvac: LIGHTNING FORCE STORM!
MALODOROUS STINK BASTARDS and Malodor: MALODOROUS STINK BLAST!
CAJUN FLAME PEPPERS and Cajun Fox: CAJUN FLAME BLAST!
DUCKS OF MAYHEM and Quackor the Fowl: DUCKS OF MAYHEM BLAST!
SOVEREIGN CYCLOPS POWER and Cyclops (Hercules): SOVEREIGN OF GOLDEN FURY BLAST!
Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Rose, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: JEWELS OF GENEROSITY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
SpongeBob, Rarity, Lily, Batman 2039, Dana Tan and Max Gibson: NEO GOTHAM BUTTKICKING BARRAGE!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: FRUIT CAKE ELEMENT STYLE: PINEAPPLE!
Entrapta: FRUIT CAKE LIGHTNING STYLE: MEDJOOL DATES!
Perfuma: FRUIT CAKE NATURE STYLE: RAISINS!
Frosta: FRUIT CAKE ICE STYLE: APRICOTS!
Jessica Kaios: FRUIT CAKE FIRE STYLE: CHERRIES!
Audrey (Stitch): FRUIT CAKE WATER STYLE: GINGER!
Toph: FRUIT CAKE EARTH STYLE: FRUIT JUICE!
Makoto Nanaya: FRUIT CAKE WIND STYLE: NUTS!
They fired waves fo elements and energy and they formed into said Fruit Cake ingredients.
Lincoln and his harem: FRUIT CAKE FINAL SMASH: FRUITCAKE REINDEER MAYHEM!
They fired scented fruitcakes which attracted a massive horde of reindeer which caused the reindeer to run over the Jokerz.
Lincoln casted the Axii Sign, and that got The Jerktonium Contaminated Jokerz to calm down, and Lisa sprayed them with her antidote and they were cured, but we then had them tied up and sent back to prison. Most of the Jokerz were all dead.
Lincoln: It's over, Ophelia Shroud, your last and final attempt to get revenge on us has been foiled.
Nico: And this time, forever. Awesome job, guys, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Azar Javed to deal with, and that powerhungry fire sorcerer should be arriving...right now!
?: Geralt of Rivia, I shall have my revenge on you for killing me!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Geralt of Rivia: I knew there was no mistaking that presence, you just don't know when to stay dead, do you, Azar Javed?
A figure came out, and it was none other than Azar Javed, the Zerrikanian alchemist and renegade sorcerer of fire.
Geralt of Rivia: You still hold a grudge against me for what I did to you.
Azar Javed: As long as you still live, my hatred for you will never die, and now, I will finally kill you and have my revenge!
Amara Thatcher: That's never going to happen, you powerhungry sorcerer!
Suddenly, Amara Thatcher's purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with dragons, carbuncles, tigers, mammoths, tortoises, eagles, Pegasi, cats, rubies, topaz gems, emeralds, amber gems, cobalt gems, amethyst gems, sapphire gems, angels, dark angels, light, and darkness, she unholstered her Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Dark Dragon-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Azar Javed, she left rainbow energy, dragons, carbuncles, tigers, mammoths, tortoises, eagles, Pegasi, cats, rubies, topaz gems, emeralds, amber gems, cobalt gems, amethyst gems, sapphire gems, angels, dark angels, light, and darkness with every step.
Amara Thatcher: I will never forgive you for the crimes you and your organization have committed, Azar Javed, so many innocent people have died because of you, and now, I will see to it that you pay for all of those crimes with your own blood.
Suddenly, Amara Thatcher was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with rubies, topaz gems, emeralds, amber gems, cobalt gems, amethyst gems, sapphire gems, light, and darkness surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, carbuncles, tigers, mammoths, tortoises, eagles, Pegasi, cats, angels, dark angels, and Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Dark Dragon flying around the vortex, and in the vortex and in the vortex is a dark phoenix with red eyes glaring at Azar Javed: the eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Amara Thatcher emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Amara Thatcher grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has rainbow highlights in the bangs of her long flowing blonde hair, she has neon purple eyes and a rainbow energy aura with dragons, carbuncles, tigers, mammoths, tortoises, eagles, Pegasi, cats, rubies, topaz gems, emeralds, amber gems, cobalt gems, amethyst gems, sapphire gems, angels, dark angels, light, and darkness surrounding her, she has Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Dark Dragon emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on dragon earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Darkness, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Dark Dragon with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Darkness, and Eternity Kanjis in their claws on the bottom of her rainbow angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and multi-colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Amara Thatcher has on a sleeveless green open blouse, sleeveless red midriff top, yellow skirt with colorful flowers, orange pants, pink knee-guards with pink hearts, light blue socks, dark blue shoes, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with dragons, carbuncles, tigers, mammoths, tortoises, eagles, Pegasi, cats, rubies, topaz gems, emeralds, amber gems, cobalt gems, amethyst gems, sapphire gems, angels, dark angels, light, and darkness on the coattails, and on the back is Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Dark Dragon and surrounded by a ruby, sapphire gem, emerald gem, cobalt gem, amethyst gem, amber gem, and topaz gem. Suddenly, Amara Thatcher felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive right white and left black angel wings with rainbow tips on the white and black feathers grew much bigger for her new body, she now has eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Amara Thatcher's massive Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Dark Dragon-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, dragons, carbuncles, tigers, mammoths, tortoises, eagles, Pegasi, cats, rubies, topaz gems, emeralds, amber gems, cobalt gems, amethyst gems, sapphire gems, angels, dark angels, light, and darkness and when it emerged, it was transformed into Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Dark Dragon's Fallen Dark Angel Greatsword of Crystal Beast Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with an embedded ruby, topaz gem, emerald, amber gem, cobalt gem, amethyst gem, sapphire gem, and Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Dark Dragon, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large black dragon heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large black dragon heads with red gems for eyes and a large red gem below the dragon heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with red gems for eyes and a large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a rainbow kanji below Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Dark Dragon that said, "Amara Thatcher, Fusion Gene-Slammer of Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Dark Dragon, Fallen Dark Angel of Heaven, Goth Girl of Light and Darkness, Powerful Master of Light, Dark, and Nature, Loving Daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Thatcher, Loving Future Wife and Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Raditz, Nappa, and Damian Alaister of The Church of Necrom, Archenemy of The Balrog, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Crystal Gems, The Crystal Beasts, Light, Darkness, Elemental Forces of Nature, Angels, and Magic"
アマラ・サッチャー、レインボー・ドラゴンとレインボー・ダーク・ドラゴンのフュージョン・ジーン・スラマー、天の堕落したダーク・エンジェル、光と闇のゴス少女、光と闇と自然の強力なマスター、サッチャー夫妻の愛する娘、愛する未来リンカーン・ラウドの妻であり守護天使、ラディッツの軽蔑者、ナッパ、そしてネクロム教会のダミアン・アレイスター、バルログの大敵、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な学生クリスタルジェム、クリスタルビースト、ライト、ダークネス、エレメンタルフォースオブネイチャー、エンジェル、マジックの教師、そしてマスター。
Amara Thatcher has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-DARK ANGEL-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA TWILIGHT FALLEN DARK ELEMENTAL CRYSTAL DRAGON ANGEL OF DIVINE FALLEN DARK ANGEL ELEMENTAL CRYSTAL TWILIGHT JUSTICE AND DIVINE TWILGHT FALLEN DARK ANGEL CRYSTAL DRAGON LOVE!
We were amazed by Amara Thatcher's Super Angel-Dragon-Dark Angel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Azar Javed saw it, he fired a blast of fire to kill her, but she absorbed it and it made her even stronger than ever, and she fired a powerful rainbow energy blast with dragons, carbuncles, tigers, mammoths, tortoises, eagles, Pegasi, cats, rubies, topaz gems, emeralds, amber gems, cobalt gems, amethyst gems, sapphire gems, angels, dark angels, light, and darkness at the sorcerer and it exploded as it hit him and sent him flying back, he got back up, but it really pissed him off now.
Serenity Lexington: Wow, Amara Thatcher's transformed.
Lincoln: Oh man, now, that powerhungry fire sorcerer's about to face the true power of a dark angel and the Gene-Slammer of Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Dark Dragon, and Amara, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Amara Thatcher: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Twilight Crystal Dragon Fallen Dark Angel and Divine Elemental Crystal Twilight Dragon Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we finally put an end to this powerhungry fire sorcerer once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Amara.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Amara Thatcher.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You don't deserve to live a single second more, Azar Javed, now we shall put an end to you once and for all.
Amara Thatcher and Lincoln went after Azar Javed, who continued firing blasts of fire at them, but they continued absorbing the fire blasts and it made them even stronger than ever, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Azar Javed and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him, along with scratches from Lincoln's claws, and they were angering him even more.
Then, Lincoln casted Igni and fired a burst of fire at Azar Javed and he was burned badly, then Lincoln casted Aard and fired a telepathic thrust which knocked the fire sorcerer back a bit.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln's really learned a lot from Geralt about the Signs.
Me: So awesome!
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Amara Thatcher, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Dark Dragon's Twilight Elemental Crystal Fallen Dark Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's black with colored flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Dark Dragon surrounded by colored gems etched on the sides, and a rainbow gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Amara Thatcher fired blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy, and elemental forces at Azar Javed and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down.
Then, Lincoln fired a blast of red energy which hits Azar Javed and he sucked out and absorbed every last bit of the fire sorcerer's fire powers, magic, and knowledge of magic and alchemy, and Lincoln delivers the final blow by firing a blast of black fire and it hits Azar Javed and it sent him to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly as Lincoln and Amara Thatcher holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Amara Thatcher's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive blonde wolf tails, and massive right white and left black angel wings are permanent.
Amara Thatcher: Your days of trying to conquer the kingdoms are over. Thanks for helping me destroy Azar Javed, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Amara.
Suddenly, Amara Thatcher wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Amara Thatcher's face, they kissed passionately as Amara Thatcher's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Dark Dragon flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Amara Thatcher came back to us as the display and Rainbow Dragon and Rainbow Dark Dragon vanished.
Nico: Oh man, now that's what I call one awesome battle between good magic and evil magic, nice one, guys.
Lincoln: Azar Javed was one tough sorcerer, but he badly underestimated us and the magic that we wield is far more powerful than the dark magic he wields.
Me: You got that right, and we know who were meeting tomorrow, right, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Oh yeah, Rachel Truaigheaingeal, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Socuteboss for Day 19, the final day of the Dark World Treasure Hunt.
Nicholette Torrington: Oh yeah. But, I can't help but get the feeling that someone from our past is coming back for revenge on me and Michelle.
Michelle Torrington: If it's who you're about to say, Nicholette, we'll be ready.
Man Ray: That's it for this batch of Jokerz.
Me: Yep.
Toiletnator: Bonk, Chucko, Wolf, and Ghoul will be going to our prisons though.
Riddler: At least they're more tolerable compared to the Joker I know and hate.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Zexion: Let's pack some fruit cake for the ride home.
Me: Good idea.
Diabolico: But first, let's count who killed the most.
Me: Okay.
We tallied up the results and the winner was…
DRUMROLL!
It was a TIE FOR ALL OF US!
Me: WE ALL TIED!? WHOA!
Nico: We're all tied!?
Me: Yeah! We tied at 9,212 each.
Nico: Whoa! What are the odds of that?
Lisa Loud: Astronomical.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Looks like we all won.
Rarity: Indeed we did darlings.
Nico: Lets head for the Winner's Circle.
We went to the Winner Circle and the winners of the race got an awesome trophy for a crystal fruit cake and it had a planet crystal on it with a Race Car on it.
Rarity: (To the viewers) And that concludes a really great race darlings. Hope you all loved it.
Me: I know we all did.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: But great job today everyone.
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
FRUIT CAKE IS GREAT!
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Kendra and her group consisting of Yost Spiderman, Sarah Tinsley, Heather Huffington, Vega Halinora, and Camille Dace and Shendu and his group Consisting of Evil Butane Man, Chilli Billi, Blarrg, Pixie Empress and Lava Bubble and we're going to an all you can eat pie buffet restaurant tower in the middle of the city that is now all the rage in the city and it will have a huge and awesomely beautiful view of the city. But also we're going to battle Another Dorado Undead Zodiarts and Another Shendu and also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Primeape. Her name is Amelia Tereshkova. Amelia is Nico's friend from Russia and she is one of the most viciously strongest fighters ever and is known for having a powerful and brutal punch that can LITERALLY Snap someones neck with incredible force and she killed 5 people in the ring. Her fists are so dangerous that she will make you wish you were NEVER BORN! Amelia saw numerous bullies come after Nico and with powerful punches to their faces she killed them and knocked their entire heads off and splattered their blood EVERYWHERE! And she was praised as a huge hero for her deeds in saving Nico and everyone from bad bullies. But in doing so MADE NUMBERS OF ENEMIES with the bullies parents. NOW They want to kill HER! LET THEM TRY! The match-up is for Kurumu Kurono, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy the Four Rakshasa Demons, Ibara, Mez, Sten, and Suzuka, a group of powerful warriors who serve The Empire and Prime Minister Honest and are Prime Minister Honest's personal executioners. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading back to Dark World for Day 19, the final day of The Dark World Treasure Hunt, and Nicholette Torrington is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Demonic Darkness Knight Greatsword of Zure, Knight of Dark World, and we're also going to come face to face with a figure from Nicholette and Michelle's past: Nathaniel Torrington, the cousin of Nicholette Torrington and Michelle Torrington, but despite that he has the same name as his cousins, he's the complete opposite of them in personality, he's the meanest, nastiest, cruel, and evil person that Nicholette and Michelle have ever known. He's a thug who's all talk and no action, case in point, he bragged about allying with Damian Alaister and The Church of Necrom, but it was a lie just to piss off his cousins for his sick amusement. But, his life of freedom came to an end when both Nicholette and Michelle stopped him when he tried to blow up City Hall and they got him sent to prison for life, and they severed all ties with him. Now, he's broken out of prison and he's here in Dark World for one thing: REVENGE ON NICHOLETTE AND MICHELLE FOR THROWING HIM IN PRISON! But, we're not going to let that happen. And we're also going to meet Rachel Truaigheaingeal, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Socuteboss, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Scotland and his classmate in Gym. She's a Succubus and she was born with the powers of darkness and she also knew of Lincoln being a vampire-werewolf hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. She's the younger sister of Lincoln's Guardian Angel, Ursula Truaigheaingeal, and cousin of Morrigan Aensland, but watch out: if any perverted man dares to even peep at her, she'll kick their skulls in, and even worse, she'll use her dark power known as The Succubus' Death Kiss, a technique that drains the life-force of irredeemable male villains with a blowing kiss. She's defended Lincoln many times from the bullies at home and Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan and she's more than once exposed her Succubus nature and that scared the heck out of them. This one time, Lincoln made a beautiful gold necklace with a bat pendant, and she loved it so much, she hugged Lincoln and kissed him and he returned it. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club and she'll become a future member of The Goths of Darkness, and she hates Flip, Lewis Travolta, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank with a burning passion and she wants nothing more than to kill them, along with a Thunder Dragon Thunderstormech Gene-Slammer named Lara Tōzokudoragon, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Math, but she's also one of the best navigators as well as a capable thief with honor. Her last name, Tōzokudoragon, means Thief Dragon in Japanese, she taught Lincoln how to navigate and plot courses and she even taught him how to be sneaky and steal other people's stuff but they only steal from the crooked rich to feed the poor. Get ready for an awesome and amazing race on a Gingerbread House planet as we race through lots of gingerbread house and candy landscapes and also we're going to battle the evil and crazy serial killer snowman JACK FROST from the 1997 movie and we're going to melt that snowman and give him the Black Gates!
See you all next time.
