This chapter is Based on the movie The Santa Clause 2


Walking through the Condiment Factory was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, the Mascots, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Sabrina Mason, Sailor Mercury, Yumi Davenport, Captain Spitfire, and Balto and Dark Laser, Space Kook, Warrada, Aghoul, A Darkside Heartless and Asriel Dremurr and we were there for another awesome and fun rescue. Lizzie Strong was already with the team and she is part of Sabrina's group. Nico was feeling much better now.

Me: How are you feeling Nico?

Nico: Much better. That was a really nasty cold there. But May did a really good job there taking care of me.

May: (Giggles) I'm glad you are better now Nico.

Laney: We're glad and your sexy nurse outfit was really awesome.

Eli: Boy I'll say.

We laughed.

Lizzie Strong: That was so awesome though.

Qin: It sure was. Man those races that we had this entire week were some of the most fun ever.

Applejack: Boy they sure were. We had more fun than a June Bug in a Porch Light Sale.

Xenia: Those were really awesome.

Sabrina Mason: We all had so much fun on all of them.

Camie: I'll say!

Zuria: I've never won any races or anything like that before. So those were my first ever races I won with all of you.

Me: And you're off to an awesome start on your trophy collection Zuria.

Zuria: I sure am.

Nico: Sabrina, I want to thank you, Dark Laser, and your teams for coming today.

Sabrina Mason: No problem Nico. And it is awesome that we're going with you guys.

Spitfire: It sure is. And I'm honored that I get to go with you guys too.

Me: We all are honored to have you with us Captain Spitfire.

Eli: Same here.

Nico: Also J.D. thank you guys for those awesome cakes. I loved them both.

Me: Boy you ate those whole things in one sitting for breakfast. But you earned it.

May: You sure did. Those were both awesome cakes.

Qin: Boy they sure were.

Sailor Mercury: I thought they were absolutely delightful for you.

Lola: We all did.

Nico: Ami, is it true that you've died in the past?

Sailor Mercury: I sure did and that was really awful. I was killed during the battle with Queen Beryl and it was awful.

Me: Queen Beryl is gone now.

Lola: Yeah that witch deserved it.

Xenia: She deserved the Black Gates too.

Camie: Yeah.

Me: We're sorry that happened Ami. But at least you are back now.

Sailor Mercury: Thanks guys.

Takeru: I feel your pain, Ami.

Me: Yeah that was awful. Takeru was killed and he turned into Kamen Rider Ghost as a result. But he is back too.

Qin: Yeah all the Sailors feel the same way. They told me that they too died before in that battle as well.

Laney: Shanan told us that too.

Sailor Mercury: I can tell. But I'm glad that she didn't let us die again.

Me: Thanks to her knowledge and experiences with the creatures that she saw in Beryl's forces as well as her knowledge of every creature in the entire universe you all were able to triumph over her the first time.

Nico: That's for sure.

Sailor Mercury: Indeed and she helped us all greatly.

Xenia: That is true.

Camie: What were those adventures like?

Me: Really epic. My daughter Shanan, Lincoln and the Sailor Soldiers took down all of Queen Beryl's forces and even helped redeem some of them.

Nico: It's true. I wasn't with the team back then but it was great. Can you tell me what it was like?

Me: Sure.

I went over everything that happened from chapters 218 to 226 and it was awesome.

When I was done everyone was amazed.

Nico: WOW! So that's how Shanan helped you guys and man I didn't know about what Lincoln and his sisters did in that one.

Qin: That is cool!

Maria: Those cakes were very tasty.

Me: Boy they sure were. Man those were delicious.

Nico: Boy all the food planets we went to these last few days were delicious and tasty.

Fu: Boy I'll say! Especially the Eggnog and Apple Cider Planets.

Sunny Starscout: My favorites were the Cake and Cookie planets.

Me: Boy those were awesome. I liked the Pancakes and Waffles Planet too.

Nico: Boy so did Nora! She ate lots of Pancakes there.

Lola: Boy those were awesome.

Lana: I'll say!

Zocks: May, just because Nico was sick didn't mean you had to remain behind.

May: I know but it's my vow to help Nico out in his times of sickness and in health.

Zocks: Oh right the Sacred Vow of marriage. That is true devotion there.

Qin: Yeah that is so awesome.

Me: May is a great wife to Nico.

Nico: Aww thanks guys. But stop. (Laughs and blushes) You're embarrassing me.

Me: Sorry. But it's true.

Nico: But J.D., thanks for filling in for me when I was sick.

Me: Aw it was no problem Nico. Besides it was fun. Also we had a really fun time on all those races and all those food planets.

Qin: Boy we sure did and we stopped lots of dangerous villains too.

Xenia: Yeah no kidding.

Luan: Those were really awesome.

Me: I'll say.

Dark Laser: Flipsy, stay close to me so you don't get lost.

Flipsy barked.

Qin: Aww.

Luan: Wow, this is really awesome that we're touring the condiment factory. Just hope it doesn't end in a saucy disaster.

We laughed, but her siblings groaned.

Me: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Eddy: That was a good one.

Nico: Not for most of us.

Pinkie Pie: Oh come on Nico that was funny!

Nico: Yeah it was.

Lincoln: Yeah, we can't forget the incidents that've occurred here in this factory.

Me: But those may have been messy ones but they were tasty ones.

Suddenly, Eddy was grabbed by someone and he was getting the crap beaten out of him by someone with a shovel!

WHAM! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

And Luan fired a blast of light that forced the figure off Eddy, and Lincoln gave Eddy a potion he made, and Eddy was cured.

Me: GEEZ!

Eddy: Thanks, Lincoln, but who the hell was that?!

?: You should know, Dorky!

Eddy: Oh, Hell No!

Me: Uh oh!

We then saw who it was that attacked Eddy: it was Dark Kevin, and he was pissed!

Me: Dark Kevin!

Qin: Oh man! First Dark Sarah and now Dark Kevin!

Laney: A Dark version of Shovelchin!

Dark Laser: I got this!

Dark Laser hurled his lightsaber sword like a boomerang at Dark Kevin.

He ducked and it slashed open a vat full of nuclear spicy hot sauce and it poured all over him and BURNED HIM LIKE ACID! He screamed in excruciating agony!

Qin: OOH! OUCH!

Me: That is gonna really sting!

Nico: Yikes!

Me: How about you get lost!

Nico: Yeah!

Me: So piss off shovelchin!

Eddy: Yeah you squareheaded jerk!

Dark Kevin: YOU STUPID MISERABLE LITTLE DORK! I SHOULD'VE FUCKING KILLED YOU BACK IN PEACH CREEK, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE NORMAL, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A STUPID DORK, AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A METAL-FACED FREAK, AND YOU BOTH DESERVE TO DIE HERE, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT FREAKS LIKE YOU DESERVE! (LAUGHING CRUELY)

We gasped and we were BOILING MAD WITH RAGE!

Those things Dark Kevin said about Eddy were so horrible and so disgusting, it really pissed off Luan badly as we saw her face turn red!

Luan: WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU SHOVELCHINNED SQUAREHEADED JERKFACE!

We gasped.

UH OH!

Eddy: And one more thing!

Eddy blasts Dark Kevin in the face with his blaster. IT BURNED HIS EYES!

Eddy: No one insults my girlfriend and gets away with it!

Space Kook: Now you're in for it!

Eli: Big time!

Suddenly, something within Luan's mind snapped as the memories of what Eddy went through due to Dark Kevin's constant bullying and abuse, along with Dark Sarah's, and Lee Kanker rushed through her head, and her blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with light, fairies, and light animals, she unholstered her massive Sulis' Celestial Comedy Rainbow Light Greatsword of Comedic Light Justice from her back, and as she approached Dark Kevin, she left rainbow energy, light, fairies, and light animals with every step.

Luan: I've had it up to hear with you for the last time, it's bad enough that you've bullied and beaten up Eddy for your own sick amusement, but you know what, you don't even care if he died, you're an evil, selfish, garbage-brained, shovel-chinned, square-headed jerk who gets off on bullying others. (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) But, what you just said about my boyfriend and me, and that you said it with absolutely zero remorse or regard for anyone's feelings..., YOU'VE JUST CROSSED ONE LINE TOO MANY, SHOVEL-CHIN, EDDY'S NOT THE DORK HERE, YOU ARE, AND FOR THAT, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN THE MOST GRUESOME WAY POSSIBLE! YOU MESS WITH ME AND EDDY, AND YOU WILL PAY BIG TIME!

We gasped at the sheer extent of Luan's rage: Dark Kevin crossed a big line, and that dork's going to pay for it big time.

Lincoln: Oh man, as if what Lee did to really piss Luan off months ago wasn't bad enough, but now, because of what that Dark version of Kevin just did in beating up Eddy and saying some really evil and horrible things about him and her, he's crossed it, and now, Luan's going to kill him! STAND YOUR GROUND, GANG, SHE'S GOING TO EXPLODE!

We stood our ground, but Dark Kevin ran at Luan to cruelly kill her and make Eddy suffer, but Luan screamed like a madwoman and then…

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

There was a massive explosion of light and energy and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with lights surrounding the vortex, and the force of the vortex sent Dark Kevin flying into a nearby vat of ketchup, there are light animals and fairies flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Dark Kevin: the eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Luan emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Luan remained tall at 7'4" in height, she had the body of a goddess, the weighted yellow bands on her biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes now had gold metal bands around them, she now has nine large yellow orbs orbiting around her legs, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long light brown hair tied in a ponytail, she has neon blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with light, fairies, and light animals surrounding her, she has a rainbow fairy holding the Light Kanji in their hands and The Sun above her head emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye and rainbow iris, she has on fairy earrings with yellow gems for eyes and the Light and Eternity Kanjis in her hands and her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with yellow gems on the Sun-shaped gold links and yellow crystal links and a yellow fairy-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a fairy with yellow gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanji in her hands for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless white shirt with yellow phoenix on it, yellow skirt with light animals on it, white leather ankle-length combat boots with suns for the buckles, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light animals on the coattails and suns on it, and on the back are light animals surrounding The Sun. Suddenly, Luan felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light brown angel wings with yellow tips on the large light brown feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long light brown wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with yellow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and her Yellow Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, her cutie mark's on her right shoulder, and she has on yellow fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.

Suddenly, Luan's massive Sulis' Celestial Comedy Rainbow Light Greatsword of Comedic Light Justice and all the swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, light, rainbow fire, and light animals, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sulis' Celestial Solar Comedy Rainbow Light Greatsword of Comedic Light Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with embedded yellow gems and the Celtic Goddess of Light, Sulis, and etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large white angel heads for the crossguard, large rainbow gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large gold fox heads with rainbow gems for eyes and in their mouths and on the bottom of the fox heads is a large rainbow gem for the pommel, she has on her brand new gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large rainbow gems on her wrists, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold fox head and rainbow gems for eyes and a large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a yellow kanji below the light animals surrounding The Sun that said, "Luan Loud, Fourth Born and Fourth Eldest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings, Loving Fourth Eldest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Eddy, Loving Mother of Lensay Loud, Descendant of 17th Century Jester Luan of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Vypra, Destroyer of Dark Luan, Morag McLaughlin, Lee Kanker, Dark Kevin, and Kyūbi, Amazing Member and Talented Prankster of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Sulis, Destroyer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Light and Laughter"

ルアン ラウド、ラウド家の 4 番目に生まれ、4 番目の長男、彼女の多くの兄弟姉妹の愛情深い姉妹、リタとリン シニアの 4 番目の長女、エディの愛情深いガールフレンド、レンセイ ラウドの愛情深い母、17 世紀の道化師ルアン オブ ロックの子孫ラウド イン スコットランド、バイプラの大敵、ダーク ルアンの破壊者、モラグ マクラフリン、リー カンカー、ダーク ケビン、キュービ、チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームの素晴らしいメンバーであり才能あるいたずら者、スリスの使者でありチャンピオン、悪の破壊者、錯乱した殺人者、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、ラウドハウスとラウドファミリーの擁護者、そして光と笑いの達人

Luan Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FAIRY-LIGHT ANIMAL-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA CELESTIAL COMEDIC SOLARSTORM FAIRY ANGEL OF DIVINE CELESTIAL LIGHT COMEDIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE SOLAR COMEDIC LIGHTSTORM LOVE!

We were amazed by Luan's Super Angel-Fairy-Light Animal Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation and when Eddy saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Dark Kevin saw it, he went mad and rushed at her to kill her again, but Luan fired a powerful rainbow energy blast with light, light animals, and fairies, and it hit the dork and he hit another vat and mustard spilled on him, and it pissed him off now.

Luan: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Celestial Comedic Solar Light Angel of Justice and Divine Celestial Light Comedic Love) Pissed off, you should be. Now, it's time for you to get your pun-ishment!

Me: And it's going to be EXCRUCIATINGLY painful!

Space Kook grabbed Dark Kevin by the collar.

Space Kook laughed ominously!

He punched Dark Kevin in the face with powerful brutality!

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BIFF!

He threw him to Luan.

Luan went after Dark Kevin, and she fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, light, colored lights, light animals, and fairies and they exploded as they hit Dark Kevin, then, she attacked him with slashes from her massive greatsword, leaving scars on him, and it really pissed him off.

He screamed in excruciating pain!

Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and Electrocuted him.

Luan: (low, threatening voice) You're a bad boy, Dark Kevin. (Cut to him.)

Dark Kevin: (giddy) I know!

(That was the last straw. Luan screamed in rage and began giving him a massive and brutally painful beating. He lands at Luan's feet; the camera is at floor level next to her.)

Luan: (sounding like Dirty Harry) What's going on here? What? Huh? Oh, what, you going for something? (His eyes dart aside; pan over slightly to Eddy.) You going for that? (Back to Dark Kevin.)

Dark Kevin: (moaning) No.

(Cut back and forth between the two.)

Luan: You want some more, man?

Dark Kevin: Uh, I wasn't.

Luan: You do?

Dark Kevin: No.

Luan: Yeah?

Dark Kevin: No.

(Her foot slams down in his face, and the beating resumes. She was MERCILESSLY BEATING HIM UP TO PULP!)

She was REALLY TEARING HIM APART!

Eddy: Time to go for a headshot!

Suddenly, Luan grabbed Dark Kevin by the neck and she tossed him into the air, and she fired a massive Kamehameha wave made of rainbow energy, and it hit Dark Kevin.

Dark Kevin: YOU DORKS HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEEEE!

The blast exploded and Dark Kevin was sent to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly as Luan holstered her massive greatsword on her back and powered down, and Luan's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and eleven massive light brown wolf tails are permanent.

Dark Kevin was no more!

Qin: WHOA!

Camie: That was awesome!

Lola: Take that Dark Kevin!

Xenia: Yeah!

Lola: Good riddance to that Shovelchinned loser!

Xenia: Yeah no kidding.

Luan: Aw thanks guys. It was nothing.

Me: Now Dark Kevin is nothing but a forgotten memory.

Qin: Yep. But we still have 3 more to face.

Maria: But who will come first?

Then we heard a rolling noise.

Me: I think THAT!

We saw a huge black ball ROLLING AT US!

Nico: DIVE ASIDE!

We did so and it rolled in front of us.

It was a black version of an Arburian Pelorota! It was ANOTHER CANNONBOLT!

Qin: Whoa Another Cannonbolt!

Lola: Wow!

Me: This one will ROLL you down!

Luan: (LAUGHS) Good one J.D.!

Me: Thanks. But who are you?

Another Cannonbolt: (In a girls voice) Eli knows me.

Eli: (GASP) That voice. Rachel Quviasukvik?

Another Cannonbolt: That's right.

J.D. 4: (Through my crest on my forehead) I did not expect Rachel to be Another Alien next.

Me: Do you know her?

J.D. 4: I sure do. And she is Eli's Eskimo Friend from the North Pole. She is someone that loves Christmas dearly and loves it more than any other holiday.

Qin: Wow!

Me: That is really awesome.

Another Cannonbolt: But it's great to see you again Eli.

Eli: Same here Rachel. Just not like this.

Another Cannonbolt: I know.

Albedo turned into Negative Cannonbolt.

Negative Cannonbolt: Did Swartz promise you anything?

Another Cannonbolt: No he didn't. I don't even know what I wanted.

Me: Well he must've figured you wanted something. But Christmas is right around the corner so maybe it has something to do with that.

Another Cannonbolt: Hmm. Yeah I'll think of something.

Me: But we still have to save you.

Eli: I will do it bro.

Nico: Okay.

Lola: Here we go.

Nico: (gets out Carmen Dillo's Ridewatch) Let's roll!

Nico activated it and curled into a tight ball.

Nico: J.D. kick me hard.

Me: Okay. One soccer kick special coming up.

I went and kicked Nico and sent him flying and he smashed into Another Cannonbolt and hit her on her head!

SMASH!

Eli then fired an energy blast and it hit Another Cannonbolt and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

She was down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.

Eli went over and Rachel was a girl with brown hair and a black fur parka and black fur pants and boots.

Me: A little too warm in here for those clothes.

Nico: But perfect for her outside.

Eli picked her up and brought her over.

Rachel Quviasukvik: (Groans) What a headache.

Me: But you're back to normal.

Eli: Thank goodness.

Nico: (laughs) Now, I know how to help Lynn with soccer games!

Me: That was cool though! Hope I didn't kick you too hard.

Nico: Nah I'm used to it.

Lola: Good.

Me: We have 2 more to go.

Then the Kyutama for Ursa Major the Great Bear started glowing.

Me: The Kyutama for Ursa Major is glowing.

Nico: That means the next Undead Zodiart is for Ursa Major the Great Bear.

Me: Kotaro Sakuma's constellation.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: Who's up next?

Varie: I'll go next.

Me: First we got to know who we are up against.

Eli: I think that one!

We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER URSA MAJOR UNDEAD ZODIARTS! It looked like a mixture of Polar Bear Fangire, Ka-Ching, Bear Mozoo, Grizzaka and Axe Bear!

Qin: Whoa! This one is interesting!

Me: Another Ursa Major Undead Zodiarts!

Qin: Wow!

Lola: Okay who are you!?

Another Ursa Major Undead Zodiarts: (In a girls voice) I believe you are familiar with me J.D.

Me: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and it was a Sailor Soldier in red and green clothes and had blond hair.

Me: (GASP) Natilee Ursus A.K.A. Sailor Wayland!

Nico: Whoa! Wayland's Sailor Soldier!

Eli: Wow! That planet was home to the Battle of Wayland during the Clone Wars. It was home to the Battle between the Galactic Republic and the Confederacy of Independent Systems.

Sailor Wayland: That's right Eli. Good history there.

Eli: Thanks.

Nico: How do you know her?

Me: Natilee Ursus is my friend from science class. She was born on the planet Wayland and she has an amazing power over nature and life and knows so much about plants. She is also the Sailor Soldier for the planet Wayland.

Nico: Wow! That is cool! So she must've been teleported to the future for protection right?

Me: Yep.

Maria: Winter time must not be your strong suit.

Sailor Wayland: Just because bears hibernate this time of year doesn't mean I am one.

Qin: Oh.

Me: Yeah. Are there any other opponents with you?

Sailor Wayland: Actually yes. It's Another version of him.

She pointed to Dark Laser.

Dark Laser: Another version of me!? That's crazy!

Nico: No kidding! But it's likely.

Qin: Yeah.

Varie: Sorry we have to fight like this but it's to save you.

Sailor Wayland: I know. Come at me.

She turned into Another Ursa Major Undead Zodiarts!

Varie fired waves of energy and it hit her and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

She was down and back to normal and I caught the Rouse Card and Zodiarts Switch and purified them. The Rouse card had a picture of a bear on it and the symbol and stars of the constellation of Ursa Major on it.

Me: Cool.

The Zodiarts Switch glowed and turned into armbands for those marked with the constellation of Ursa Major.

I went over and picked up Sailor Wayland and brought her over.

Sailor Wayland: (GROANS) What a headache.

Me: But you're back to normal.

May: Hostile or friendly?

Sailor Wayland: Friendly. And she used to be a Sith.

Me: Really!? Whoa.

Eli: Right there?

We saw a figure come out and it was a dark version of DARK LASER! It was ANOTHER DARK LASER!

Qin: Whoa man!

Me: Another Dark Laser!

Eli: Whoa!

Nico: And you are?

Another Dark Laser: (In a girls voice) I believe that J.D. knows who I am.

Me: (GASP) Hera Hettera!

Another Dark Laser: That's right.

Me: Boy I didn't expect you to be turned into Another M.O.E. Member.

Qin: You know her?

Me: Yep. Hera is originally from the planet Byss. She was one of Palpatene's apprentice's. She was the youngest ever apprentice he took under his dark clutches. Years ago I went to the planet Mustafar and like Anakin and Obi-Wan we fought with everything we had and I came out on top by pinning her to a wall and I made her listen that Palpatine was using her and I saved her from herself.

Nico: WHOA!

Camie: That's incredible!

Kaito: (Gets out Ex Aid gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (Gets out Build gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Another Dark Laser: Just to redeem myself for all the bad things I did as a Sith Lord.

Maria: The Redemption Squad can easily help you out with that one.

Qin: Yeah Hera. You are already on the road to redemption thanks to J.D.

Lola: Yeah.

Another Dark Laser: That is true. But save me from this.

Me: You got it.

We got ready. Zocks got a Fullbottle Sword and Kaito got a Gashat sword.

Qin: Cool!

Sougo: (gets out Kiramager Ridewatch) It's like fighting Darth Vader again!

Geiz: (gets out Kyuranger Ridewatch) Which is why I'm using this!

Sougo got KiramaiRedArmor while Geiz got ShishiRedArmor.

Me: It sure feels that way.

Eli: (IGNITES LIGHTSABER) I'll say!

Qin: This is gonna be awesome.

Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and knocked her down.

Sailor Mercury: MERCURY AQUA RHAPSODY!

She fired waves of water and blasted down Another Dark Laser.

Nico: (gets out Dark Laser's Ridewatch) Think you know the power of the Dark Side? Guess again!

Nico activated it and used the Dark Side of the Force and threw numerous boxes at her and smashed her all over.

Me: Nice one!

Nico: And this. (ACTIVATES SPOOKY SPACE KOOK'S RIDEWATCH)

Nico glowed in a scary aura and he laughed ominously in a laugh that would scare the shit out of Shaggy. He then fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Box Ghost and his team came and it had Box Ghost, Superfriends Scarecrow, Byruit, Dark Troll, Jake Steele/Fred Flintstone And Gravitational Spring.

Nico: Nice team, Box Ghost!

Box Ghost: Thanks Nico.

Qin: Yeah awesome.

Sailor Mercury: My turn!

She activated her Ridewatch for Spooky Space Kook and fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Qin: Awesome!

Maria: The next gene-slammer should be close.

Nico: She should be here any minute now.

?: How about right now?

An Alakazam appeared.

Nico: Whoa an Alakazam!

Alakazam: (In a girls voice) Not just ANY Alakazam, Nico.

Nico: Melanie Luna!? Whoa!

Alakazam: The one and only. I got this.

She fired a Psybeam and it hit Another Dark Laser and smashed her down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and it was for Sabrina Mason and Hera was back to normal. I went over to her and she was a girl with orange hair and black clothes and had a red bladed lightsaber. I picked her up.

Hera Hettera: (Groans) My head.

Me: But you're back to normal.

I brought her over.

Dark Laser: You can keep the lightsaber and its' colors.

Hera Hettera: Thanks.

Sailor Mercury: That was amazing though.

Alakazam: Thank you. Also my favorite memory is when me and Nico were at lunch and we saw a kid being picked on and I demonstrated my powers to make people go nuts and insane. I made him go mad by having him see his fears torture and destroy him from the inside and he was taken to an insane asylum. His fears were eating him alive even though they weren't there.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Whoa that is a lethal power.

Nico: Yeah it sure is.

Alakazam: Yeah.

Sailor Mercury: I was just about to ask what your favorite memory was.

Alakazam: Yeah I have the power to read minds. Can you revert me back now? But I'm naked as well.

Nicole: Oh boy. Sure thing. But no peeking boys or else!

I put on my glasses and then snapped my fingers and the boys covered their eyes and she was reverting back.

Nico hugged Melanie as she reverted back.

She was a girl with magenta hair and magenta eyes and had a third eye in the middle of her forehead. The fashion brigade moved in and gave her awesome magenta clothes and they were cool.

Melanie Luna: Cool! This outfit looks great!

Rarity: Oh it sure does darling.

Nico and Melanie hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Melanie Luna: Same here Nico. Same here.

It was an awesome reunion.

Melanie Luna: You're thinking right now about what Poromon and the other Mascots are up to right now.

Nico: I have a right to be concerned, Melanie! I'm sure you probably found out in my mind the last time I left Poromon and Poliwag alone!

Melanie Luna: Yes I am.

Nico: Yeah.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Anakin, Beatrice Portinari, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Mace Windu, and Aayla Secura are are heading to The Skylands, specifically the Sensei Fire Realm, for Day 3 of The Skylands Treasure Hunt, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls here, but Sunset Shimmer is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Firestorm Forgiveness Phoenix Alicorn Greatsword of The Fire Skylanders.

And we're also going to destroy Striker, the secondary antagonist of Helluva Boss, and he's still out to kill the I.M.P. Crew, fat chance of that happening.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in The Sensei Fire Realm for Day 3 of The Skylands Treasure Hunt, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls here, but Sunset Shimmer is going to get a powerful treasure there: a powerful greatsword known as The Firestorm Forgiveness Phoenix Alicorn Greatsword of The Fire Skylanders.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we're also going to destroy an assassin named Striker, who's still out to kill the I.M.P. crew.

Loona: (Growls) If that dumbass assassin thinks he can still get away with trying to kill us, he's going to get a bullet lodged in that ugly head of his.

Me: Sheesh, and this guy is really bad news.

Lincoln: Loona told me that Striker was hired by Stella Goetia to kill Stolas Goetia, and also, kill I.M.P. Seems as though she's still full of hatred for us for what happened to the Three Overlords.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) She's indeed full of spite towards Blitzo and his organization, but this is sure to anger her even more when we kill her hired assassin and send his headless corpse back to her. But, if it comes to that, I'll gladly remind her of the fate that awaits her.

Lincoln: Excellent idea, Sherlock Hound, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Anakin.

Anakin: You're welcome, Lincoln.

Suddenly, Lincoln saw the timer on his right large gold cuff Bracelet of The Champion of the Universe, and we saw that the Snake Nazca Line and Earthbound Immortal Cuauhcoatl were now glowing, four days ago, the Cat, Heron, Alligator, and Tree Nazca Lines and corresponding Earthbound Immortals Qhoa, Huacachina Kon, Ccomnosuma, and Ccgojuru glowed.

Lincoln: And another day down means that Audrey's life is already growing shorter. Plus, I didn't even bother to check the timer four days ago.

Nico: That's alright, besides, we know what's going to happen to Audrey Madison: death and sent to The Black Gates.

Sunset Shimmer: Yep.

Just then, the rest of the Fire Skylanders arrived.

Eruptor: Mind if we join in and roast that monster?

Sunset Shimmer: You got it, Eruptor.

We then arrived at a red-colored shrine with the symbol of The Fire Skylanders on it, and then, the Magic symbol on Crash Bandicoot's massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery glowed and opened the doors to the shrine and we entered, and we saw a massive and very powerful greatsword floating in the center and light shining down on it: The Firestorm Forgiveness Phoenix Alicorn Greatsword of The Fire Skylanders, a powerful massive greatsword with red and orange gems representing the Fire Skylanders embedded in the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large alicorn heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large alicorn heads and a large orange gem on the bottom of the alicorn heads for the pommel.

Sunset Shimmer: Wow, so that's The Firestorm Forgiveness Phoenix Alicorn Greatsword of The Fire Skylanders, it truly is perfect for me, since I'm The Princess of Forgiveness and The Fire Skylanders.

Suddenly, we saw Ghostrick Warwolf and Masterflare Hyperion appear before us, and with them are the seven girls.

Nico: Whoa, Ghostrick Warwolf and Masterflare Hyperion!

Ghostrick Warwolf: (Girl's voice) That's right.

Masterflare Hyperion: (Girl's voice) (Chinese Accent) And we got the girls away from that despicable monster, Striker.

Lincoln: (Gasps) Those voices, Isabella Lupa and Lua Foo, it's so awesome to see you both again, but we'll talk later, we still got Striker to deal with.

?: I hope all of you are ready to die at my hands!

Loona: (Growls) Yep, there's no mistaking that voice, get out here right now, Striker!

We then saw our target, Striker, and he had his guns out.

Striker: Stella Goetia's going to pay me a huge bounty once I deliver her all of your heads!

Suddenly, a raging storm with demonic red lightning appeared, and we saw Sherlock Hound's blood red demon eyes glow even more, and we knew it meant death.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) So, the matriarch of The Goetia Family's put out a bounty on our heads?! Sunset Shimmer, grab the greatsword so that way, we can end this lowlife, before I send my message to her...in the cruelest and most violent way imaginable!

Sunset Shimmer: Yep, and you've really crossed it now!

Sunset Shimmer went up and grabbed The Firestorm Forgiveness Phoenix Alicorn Greatsword of The Fire Skylanders. Suddenly, Sunset Shimmer's jade green eyes turned neon jade green, and she was surrounded by a red and yellow energy aura with Alicorns, flames, suns, and phoenixes, she unholstered her massive Sunset Shimmer's Firestorm Alicorn Greatsword of The Sun's Forgiveness from her back, and as she approached Striker, she left red and yellow energy, Alicorns, flames, suns, and phoenixes with every step.

Sunset Shimmer: There can be no forgiveness for the crimes that you've committed, Striker, you've plotted with Stella Goetia to kill Stolas Goetia along with I.M.P., but now to find out that she's put out a bounty on our heads for what happened to the Three Overlords, Velvet, Vox, and Valentino, that's indeed an act that can never be forgiven. Striker, as Equestria's Princess of Forgiveness and The Fire Skylanders, I hereby sentence you to death for your crimes.

Suddenly, Sunset Shimmer was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and yellow energy with flames and suns surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is an orange phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Sunset Shimmer emerged, but she was changed forever.

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Sunset Shimmer grew from 6'11" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red and yellow highlights in the bangs of her long red and yellow hair, she has neon light green eyes and a red and yellow energy aura with Alicorns, flames, suns, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with the Fire Kanji and a Sun on its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with jade green iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Forgiveness, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on her ears, she also has an Alicorn with red gems for eyes and the Fire, Forgiveness, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Sunset Shimmer is dressed in a sleeveless red blouse with yellow flames on it and a red and yellow phoenix, black pants, gold high-heeled boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with suns and yellow flames on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by flames and right on top of its horn is the symbol of The Fire Skylanders. Suddenly, Sunset Shimmer felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive red and yellow angel wings with golden yellow tips grew much bigger for her new body, and her red and yellow tail grew much bigger for her new body, Sunset Shimmer has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red and yellow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her left ring finger and Red Lantern ring on her right ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Sunset Shimmer's massive Sunset Shimmer's Firestorm Alicorn Greatsword of The Sun's Forgiveness and The Firestorm Forgiveness Phoenix Alicorn Greatsword of The Fire Skylanders and all the other swords she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red and yellow energy, fire, and suns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sunset Shimmer's Firestorm Phoenix Alicorn Greatsword of The Sun's Forgiveness and Fire Skylander Love, it's a brand-new greatsword with embedded red and orange gems and her cutie mark and The Sun etched 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red and yellow blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, large gold Alicorn heads with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and orange gems for the eyes and a large orange gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a yellow kanji below the Alicorn that says, "Sunset Shimmer, First Phoenix Alicorn, Alicorn Princess of Forgiveness and The Fire Skylanders, Member of The Redemption Squad, Loving Mother of Phoenix Shimmer and Many Children, Powerful Master of Fire and Forgiveness, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Member of The Mane Nine, Archenemy of El Oso, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Loving Sister of Ratchet and Clank, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Fire, Forgiveness, The Sun, and Alicorns"

サンセット・シマー、最初のフェニックス・アリコーン、許しのアリコーン・プリンセスとファイアー・スカイランダーズ、リデンプション・スクワッドのメンバー、フェニックス・シマーと多くの子供たちの愛情深い母、火と許しのパワフルなマスター、リンカーン・ラウドの愛情深い未来の妻、マネ・ナインのメンバー、エル・オソの大敵、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、ラチェットとクランクの愛情深い姉妹、終末二十三日の破壊者、エクエストリアの擁護者、ポニービル、およびカンタロット、フレンドシップ テーブルの騎士団のメンバーであり、火、許し、太陽、およびアリコーンのマスター

Sunset Shimmer has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX ALICORN-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA FIRESTORM SKYLANDER SUN PHOENIX ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE FIRESTORM PHOENIX ALICORN FORGIVENESS AND DIVINE FIRESTORM SKYLANDER SUN PHOENIX ALICORN LOVE!

We were amazed by Sunset Shimmer's Super Angel-Phoenix Alicorn-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Striker saw it, he fired a bullet at her to kill her, but Sunset Shimmer fired a powerful red and yellow energy blasts with suns, Alicorns, flames, and phoenixes, and it hits Striker and he was sent flying out of the shrine and we followed, but he got up and he was now mega pissed off.

Twilight Sparkle: Incredible, now Sunset Shimmer's transformed.

Nico: The Phoenix Alicorn of Equestria is about to burn the demonic assassin of Stella Goetia, and put an end to his rampage for good.

Sunset Shimmer: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Sun Firestorm Phoenix Forgiveness Alicorn and Divine Sun Firestorm Forgiveness Love) Prepare yourself, Striker, your days of killing are over.

Lincoln: Hold on, Sunset, you're not doing this alone.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Sunset Shimmer.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You don't deserve to be running amok ever again, Striker, now prepare to die!

Sunset Shimmer and Lincoln went after Striker, who tried to fire at them again, but the heat from the Sensei Fire Realm melted all of his guns into molten metal, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red and yellow energy, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Striker and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him, along with scratches from Lincoln's claws, and they were angering him even more.

Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Sunset Shimmer, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Sunset Shimmer's Firestorm Phoenix Forgiveness Alicorn Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's red with flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn surrounded by flames etched on the sides, and a red gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Sunset Shimmer fired blasts of rainbow energy, red and yellow energy, and elemental forces at Striker and as they hit him they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down.

Then, Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired a massive wave of fire at Striker, and it hit the demonic assassin and beheaded him, and his soul was sent to The Black Gates, and Sherlock Hound sent his head back to Stella Goetia, which angered her badly, but he also sent a message to her: and it stated that if she ever sent anymore assassins after Team Loud Phoenix Storm again, there would be very nasty repercussions, and he also made it clear he was also going to get Charlie's dad involved and that wouldn't end well at all. We cheered wildly as Lincoln and Sunset Shimmer holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Sunset Shimmer's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer red tail, and massive red and yellow angel wings are permanent.

Sunset Shimmer: Your days of causing trouble are over. Thanks for helping me destroy Striker, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Sunset.

Suddenly, Sunset Shimmer wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Sunset Shimmer's face, they kissed passionately as Sunset Shimmer's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Sunset Shimmer came back to us as the display vanished.

Me: Looks like Blitzo and the others are going to be glad to hear we got rid of Striker for good.

Lincoln: And Sherlock Hound already sent his message to Stella Goetia, and he was very clear about it: if she tries that again, he's going to get Charlie's dad involved, along with Alastor. (To Isabella Lupa and Lua Foo) And it's so good to see you again, Isabella Lupa and Lua Foo.

Isabella Lupa reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful werewolf girl with short neck-length brown hair and brown wolf ears on top of her head and brown wolf tail, yellow eyes, she was tall at 6'10" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful brown angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Ghostrick Warwolf, and she's dressed in a black sleeveless midriff top, black leather pants, black leather knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and wolves on the coattails and Ghostrick Warwolf on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Ghostrick Warwolf-themed greatsword with Ghostrick Warwolf etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large wolf heads for the crossguard, large yellow gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large wolf heads and large yellow gem on the bottom of the large wolf heads for the pommel.

And Lua Foo reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing orange hair, orange eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful orange angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Masterflare Hyperion, and she's dressed in an orange short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless orange midriff top, orange skirt, orange pants, orange knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with flames and suns on the coattails and Masterflare Hyperion on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Masterflare Hyperion-themed greatsword with Masterflare Hyperion etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blade, large dragon heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large dragon heads and a large orange gem on the bottom of the large dragon heads for the pommel.

Isabella Lupa: You too, Lincoln, and it's also good to see you, Claire, Ramona Alucard, Aisha, Sarah, Winter, Ramona Qingzhao, Autumn, Mary, Dina, Makoto, Morrigan, Lydia, Rachel, Ellie, Emilia, and Tiana again, Ursula.

Ursula Truaigheaingeal, Rachel Truaigheaingeal, Ramona Alucard, Sarah Dullahan, Claire Allaire, Aisha Arian, Winter Icyin, Ramona Qingzhao, Autumn Aluma, Mary Adelberte, Dina Mabrouk, Makoto Haruki, Morrigan Dabria, Lydia Anahita, Ellie Elsher, Emilia Frankenstein, and Tiana Masina: You too, Isabella.

Lua Foo: (Chinese Accent) It's been such a long time since we last met, and it's also good to see you again, Lynn.

Lynn: You too, Lua Foo.

Lincoln went up to Isabella Lupa and Lua Foo and he hugged them, and Isabella Lupa and Lua Foo were very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and they had atomic red blushes on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Isabella Lupa: Whoa, holy crap, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and eleven massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new.

Lua Foo: (Chinese Accent) You said it, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know these two, and one of those two girls also knows Lynn?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, the Ghostrick Warwolf Gene-Slammer is Isabella Lupa, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Gym, she's a werewolf and she was born with the powers of darkness and she also knew of me being a vampire-werewolf-cyborg hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. She's also a very defensive werewolf who can get pretty pissed off when she sees me getting bullied by the bullies at school and outside and by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and if anyone dares to anger her, she'll toss them into a dumpster.

Nico: Whoa!

Lincoln: Yep, she's really that strong, and she's also the master of a dark power known as Werewolf's Full Moon Fury, when she uses this dark power, she'll howl and summon an army of werewolves to kill the guilty persons destined to die. This one time, I made her a beautiful necklace with wolf pendant, and she loved it so much, she hugged and kissed me and I returned it. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and she hates the jerks with a burning passion and she wants nothing more than to kill them.

Brittney gave Isabella Lupa the ring for The Goths of Darkness, and she put it on her right ring finger.

Lincoln: And the Masterflare Hyperion Gene-Slammer is Lua Foo, she's my Guardian Angel from China and classmate in Gym, and she really hates bullies and would protect me from them. When she noticed me bullied by Chandler, his goons, Pablo and Anderson, she and Lynn beat the living crap out of them and left them with broken arms, legs, noses, teeth and even black eyes. To show thanks, kissed Lua Foo on the lips, I also found out she's also the daughter of Hak Foo and she hates Pablo and Anderson with a burning passion.

Me: Whoa, so we got a werewolf girl who hates all the jerks with a burning passion, and the daughter of Hak Foo who hates Pablo and Anderson with a burning passion, yikes!

Isabella Lupa: Yep, but we do have some awesome memories we had with Lincoln. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something we want to give you: we want to give you our blood.

We gasped at their request, including Lincoln.

Lincoln: Isabella, Lua Foo, are you absolutely sure about this?

Isabella Lupa: (Smiles) More than anything, after all, we're going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.

Lincoln looked into the eyes of Isabella Lupa and Lua Foo, and he saw that they're really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to Isabella Lupa and Lua Foo, and he hugged them in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down first on Isabella Lupa's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up, and he also did the same with Lua Foo.

Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Isabella Lupa and Lua Foo with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Isabella Lupa: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you and Lua Foo are now part of my harem and my many future wives, Isabella.

Isabella Lupa and Lua Foo had a smile on their face and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists and they wrapped their left and right arms around Lincoln's massive, wider, and muscular back, and he leans down to their faces and kissed the two of them passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The seven girls are Eve, Kureha Yamisaka, and Yui Emelia Mitsukihara from Daemon Bride and Midori Himeno, Erel Plowse, Setsuna Saizuki, and Karin from Evil Zone.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Eve, Kureha Yamisaka, and Yui Emelia Mitsukihara from Daemon Bride and Midori Himeno, Erel Plowse, Setsuna Saizuki, and Karin from Evil Zone.

Nicole: Awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Kureha Yamisaka: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Kureha Yamisaka and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from Striker, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.

Kureha Yamisaka: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made six clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Kureha Yamisaka: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Eve, Kureha Yamisaka, Yui Emelia Mitsukihara, Midori Himeno, Erel Plowse, Setsuna Saizuki, and Karin with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln told everyone that Sunset Shimmer had gotten The Firestorm Forgiveness Phoenix Alicorn Greatsword of The Fire Skylanders, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Striker, an assassin in the employ of Stella Goetia.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Sunset Shimmer transforming into her Super Angel-Alicorn-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and she and Lincoln laid a brutal beatdown on him and it ended with him beheading Striker and sending his spirit to The Black Gates, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln, Isabella Lupa, and Lua Foo have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.

Maria: Sheesh, so an enemy from I.M.P.'s past had shown up.

Blitzo: Oh, so that bitch was at it again?!

Lincoln: Easy, Blitzo, we already got rid of Striker, and Sherlock Hound sent his head back to Stella Goetia, and with a warning: if she did this again, he's getting Charlie's dad involved, and if you dare to mess with someone who's the ruler of Hell, bloody consequences are to be expected.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) That's indeed right, Lincoln, and I'm also going to consider Alastor's brand of punishment for her if it gets to that point.

Loona: Oh boy.


After finally destroying and getting rid of Striker once and for all, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Isabella Lupa and Lua Foo saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Isabella Lupa: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Lua Foo: (Chinese Accent) If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Isabella Lupa: That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right. So, Isabella, Lua Foo, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Isabella Lupa: I remembered this one time, Lincoln and I were training underneath the moonlight and we were both in our werewolf forms for this one, and I was in a black sports bra and black shorts and Lincoln was only in black shorts: Lincoln was training me in hand-to-hand combat and how to control the murderous urges I get when the curse takes hold, and they really worked. Plus, we also did some wrestling, and I was still stunned as to how Lincoln was able to pin me onto the ground, but that, of course, turned into a make-out session with both of us kissing and hugging.

Me: A training session that turned into a make-out session under the moonlight?!

Isabella Lupa: We almost gave into our animalistic urges, but Lincoln showed that he had control over them, which really amazed me.

Lincoln: You can thank Rudina for helping me out with that one, Isabella. She helped me greatly with controlling the werewolf in me.

Lua Foo: (Chinese Accent) That's for sure. Now, for me: I remembered this one time, I was helping Lincoln with some martial arts training, and Lynn was also there to help out as well, but then, we'd heard the sound of shrieking in the air, and we saw who it was that coming after us: it was Lori, and she was out for blood. Lincoln used his martial arts training from me and the other Guardian Angels and he defeated Lori, and Lynn tied Lori up with energy ropes and we dragged her back to The Loud House. Lincoln told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lori tried to do to him, and Lori got grounded for nine weeks, and we soon found out that the reason why Lori was in a nasty bad mood was that her phone screen cracked again, and we soon found out that Lola was the one who did it, she screamed and she ran out of the room.

Lynn: Yeah, and Lola confessed that it was an accident. But, Lori was going to kill her, until Lincoln knocked her hard on the head and knocked her out. Knowing that it was an accident, Lola didn't get punished, but she didn't get any dessert for two days, and she accepted it.

Lincoln: She was learning not to throw any of her temper tantrums, and that was the sign that she too was breaking free from her Dark Side, but Lori, she had a long way to go.

Nico: Oh yeah, now I remembered that day.

Me: Me too, and I was still stunned to find out that Lua Foo is your daughter, Hak Foo.

Hak Foo: True, but you didn't ask. But, I'm still proud of my daughter for what she's achieved, and she's been protecting Lincoln from bullies ever since.

Lua Foo: Thank you, Father, and Lincoln will take good care of me, do not worry.

Amy Rose: That's awesome to hear.

Sticks the Badger: Yep. Oh, hey, Lincoln, it's almost time.

Lincoln: Oh yeah, our first beach date with you and Maggie, Sticks.

Sonic: You know, I'm still surprised at how Lincoln got together with Sticks.

Tails: Same here.

Amy Rose: But, still, it's really sweet that Sticks and Lincoln are now together, and I didn't know that your sister, Maggie, had some feelings for Lincoln as well, Haiku.

Haiku: I've noticed it, but I knew it was only a matter of time.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Sticks the Badger, and Maggie (Loud House) are heading to Lake Lamode.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in large orange swim shorts with the Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and rainbow flames coming off the swim shorts, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Sticks the Badger and Maggie (Loud House) were dressed in colored two-piece bikinis, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Sticks the Badger and and Maggie (Loud House) each have feelings for Lincoln: Sonic and his friends introduced Lincoln to Sticks the Badger, and almost immediately, it was love at first sight, and Maggie (Loud House) has been having feelings for Lincoln for some time now, and Lincoln saved them from an attack by Trina Riffins who broke out and she still wanted blood to be spilled, but Lincoln saved them, and he smashed that rage-crazy psycho into the dirt before he tied her up again.

Sticks the Badger: Wow, so this is Lake Lamode.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've been here many times with my harem. Shall we?

Lincoln, Sticks the Badger, and Maggie (Loud House) dive into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, and they went inside an indestructible dome and they also had a game of volleyball, and Sticks the Badger and Maggie (Loud House) got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift up a 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned, then they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made a clone of himself and he and his clone went up to Sticks the Badger and Maggie (Loud House) and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Sticks the Badger and Maggie (Loud House) placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clone, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.

Nico: (Snickers) Looks like someone had a good time at Lake Lamode, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It was awesome!

Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Sticks the Badger and Maggie (Loud House) with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Taylor (Loud House): Looks like we got two new members to Lincoln's harem.

Amy Rose: Alright!

Sonic: I already called it that Sticks was going to be together with Lincoln, as soon as she saw him.


We were watching TV and then we saw the mascots doing a little sword play!

Cybertron Mudflap: POROMON, LOOK ME IN THE OPTICS AND TELL ME YOU AND THE OTHERS AREN'T USING SHARP SWORDS!

Poromon: We're playing Knights.

Me: Oh those are Cardboard Swords. I made it for them with this.

CARDBOARD REPLICA MAGISWORD!

Me: They are just playing.

Qin: It's so cute!

Poromon: Yeah we also made armor from recycled cereal boxes.

Jetfire: (Australian Accent) You guys know that the odds of you using real swords are low, right?

Poromon: We know.

Poliwag: But playing pretend is cool.

Nico: It sure is.

Billy: You know this reminds me of the time I had a really cool suit of armor.

Me: Really Billy? What was that like?

Grim: (Jamaican Accent) I can show you mon.

Nico: Lets see.

Grim slashed the ground and then a castle popped out and the sky clouded up and then a dragon came and breathed fire and it hit Billy and he was in an AWESOME and cool black suit of armor!

Grim: Behold, The Cursed Suit of The Mighty Black Knight!

Qin: Whoa! Billy you look awesome in that armor!

Gwen Lancelot XXXVII: (British Accent) And I know that armor all too well. That is the very armor that the Black Knight wore back when my ancestors were fighting him.

Me: That was back over 1500 years ago. But that is cool!

Scrapper: There was a catch, wasn't it?

Lincoln: Scrapper, I highly doubt-

Scrapper: There's no cursed armor without some kind of curse.

Me: Yeah I have a feeling this armor comes with a cost.

Grim: Oh indeed it does. The Armor can't be removed until you defeat an opponent in a challenge.

Brittney: That explains the Cursed part. As a master of dark magic and the powers of the forces of the Netherworld I do know that kind of curse.

Mandy: That is true.

Billy: And I really had to pee so bad at the time!

Tailgate: Couldn't you pee in that armor?

Luna: Dude!

Tailgate: It's a valid question!

Rhino: Me and my Yost self feel your pain at that time, Billy.

Billy: Really?

Rhino: Yeah.

Brittney: Hmm. I have an idea.

Brittney then chanted an incantation and fired a wave of dark magic and then it removed the curse in the armor.

Brittney: There. Try getting out of it now.

He did so and it came off!

Grim: Whoa!

Me: Brittney used her dark magic to remove the curse and now Billy can put the armor on and off at will.

Lola: Boy Sperg I'd like to see you try and give him a wedgie now.

Sperg: Just watch me!

Billy had his armor on and he stood ready. Sperg then threw a punch and then…

BLANG!

He smashed his hand on the armor and there was a really sickening crunch as his hand broke! OOOH! THAT IS GONNA REALLY HURT!

Sperg cried and wailed in pain from his hand being smashed.

Varie healed his hand up.

Qin: Boy that armor is really tough!

Nico: I'll say!

Me: For an armor suit that's over 1,500 years old that is awesome.

Sperg: To be fair, you did say you'd like to watch me try!

Lola: Yes I did. Sorry about that.

Sperg: It's okay. But that is awesome armor Billy.

Billy: Thanks Sperg.

Me: If we go to the next Medieval Fair next summer you are going to be a shoo-in to win a contest.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: I'll say.

Maria: I know everyone might have forgotten. But the mascots COULD use swords in their human forms.

Nico: They could. But they are not ready for it yet.

Qin: Yeah using cardboard swords is more than enough to practice with.

Fluttershy: Oh the mascots are doing a great job preparing.

Qin: They sure are Fluttershy.

Me: Yep.

Ahsoka: By the way J.D. we are really amazed that you saved a girl from Byss from herself when she became a Sith.

Me: It wasn't easy Ahsoka but yeah it was a good deed.

Bonecrusher: Nico, which teams have you made this time?

Nico: Leon's team will include Maxxine, Mokunai XI, Elemental HERO Avian, Burstinatrix, Sparkman, and Bubbleman. Omi's team will include Natalie, Nicole and Nadine Bernado, Harpie Lady, Harpie Queen, Harpie Girl, and. Harpie Lady Sisters. Peyton's team will include Crimson Fox, Tai, Matt, Izzy, and Mimi Tasogare. And Penny's team will include Viper, Joe, T.K., Vapor Trail, and Sunburst. (PANTS) Get me some water!

Maria gave him some and he gulped it down.

Nico: Ahh! Thanks Maria.

Maria: No problem.

Qin: But those are awesome choices!

Lola: And it's about time the rest of the Digidestined all got put on teams.

Lana: Yeah!

Mai Valentine: And some of my signature monsters will be perfect for the teams.

Valon: (Australian Accent) I agree there. Awesome choices mate.

Nico: Thanks.

Then the previous group of M.O.E. Members came.

Dirty Bubble: Can me, Pyro, Chemistro, Avalanche, KGBeast, Titanium Titan, Abomination, Puff, Spymaster, and Griffin go with you guys?

Stinkor: Stinkor, Quillfire, MOE Sinistro, Captain Frightbeard, Megalon, Muggshot, Lego Bane, Stink Bug, Morrigan, and Animal Path will come too. (LOUD FART)

Me: (Sarcastically) Real nice!

Nico: (COUGHS AND GAGS) Woowee! That was rank! But yes you all can come with us.

Mixmaster: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Machamp next.

Qin: Whoa a fighting one next!

Xenia: This one will be brutal!

Lola: I hope it beats up lots of bad guys REALLY bad.

Camie: Boy that would be cool.

Suddenly, we saw snow flurries swirling around, and then, we saw a figure appear: it was Santa Claus.

Nico: Santa, what brings you here?

Me: This is a surprise.

Santa Claus: We've got a big emergency, gang: Toy Santa's on the loose and he's planning on giving the world's children only coal for Christmas.

We gasped.

Lincoln: What?! That'll ruin their Christmas if all they get is coal, we have to stop that monstrosity.

Me: And we will, Lincoln. That toy Santa's going to pay for trying to steal the job of the real Santa. If we don't stop it then no one will ever trust Santa ever again and that will spell big time trouble for the world!

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than our old enemy, Arachnotaur, the Spider God of Anger, and he's come back from the dead wanting revenge on us for destroying him last year. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone else coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and none of us are going to like this guy one bit: the dark energy signal we sensed belongs to our old enemy, Arachnotaur, the Spider God of Anger, and he's come back from the dead wanting revenge on us for destroying him last year.

Nico: Ugh, not again, doesn't that guy know when to quit?!

Me: Apparently not. But, we'll worry about him later, right now, we got to head for The North Pole to help Santa deal with Toy Santa.

Lincoln: And save Christmas for the world's children.

Nico: You and J.D. are right, Lincoln, Arachnotaur can wait, Toy Santa's the real threat we got to worry about. Alright, gang, let's go, we got to head for the North Pole to help Santa.

Lincoln: We'll put a stop to Toy Santa and save the world's children from a bad Christmas, and once we get done with Toy Santa, you're next, Arachnotaur.

Xenia: Yep!

KGBeast: (Russian Accent) Let's get going. (cocks cybernetic gun) I'm dreaming of a (cocks cybernetic gun) red Christmas.

Muggshot: Okay, you only get one gun cock per line, okay? And the lines should really be better than that.

Me: But that was a good one though.

Nico: Yep.

We went and got our fur parkas on and we were off to the North Pole.

Drag Strip: Race you guys there! (transforms to vehicle mode and races ahead of us)

May: You know we're not racing today, right?

Drag Strip: Oops sorry.

Me: I got a story for you guys if you don't mind hearing it. Going to the north pole like this reminds me every time of our book we had made where we fought Princess Morbucks with Superpowers.

Camie: Ooh can we hear it?

Me: Sure.

Nico: You'll love this one.

Titanium Titan: I remember this one.

Megalon: It was a few days after the Guardians joined up.

Me: Yep. This is gonna be awesome.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: It's called Team Loud Phoenix Storm in Twas the Fight Before Christmas. By me.

Everyone was excited.

As everyone was flying I got to reading.

Me: This story takes place in Townsville instead of Gotham Royal York. (Clears Throat) Here we go.


Opening scene shows the city skyline and it was snowing and the city was covered in snow.

Me as the Narrator: 'Twas the city of Townsville, and all through the town,

All the townsfolk are stirring as snow's falling down.

It's bitter and freezing in the dead of December,

But there's reason for joy, if you can remember.

For it's this time of year that our story unfolds,

When our hearts are the warmest, despite all the cold.

(Pokey Oaks Kindergarten comes into view.)

Yes, it is Christmas, On December 23rd, just two days before,

And all through the town, none can wait anymore...

For the timely arrival of one certain fat guy...

Who brings us all goodies from out of the sky.

Full of anticipation are these urban folks,

None more so than the students at old Pokey Oaks.

(The camera stops pulling back during the last two lines, then cuts to a close-up of Ms. Keane's desk inside. One of her pupils reaches into view and sets an apple on it; the gift has a red ribbon tied around it and a misspelled tag attached: "Mary Krismas Ms Kene.")

Ms. Keane: (from o.c.) Thank you, Billy.

(Pull back. She sits behind the desk, which is decorated like a gingerbread house and piled high with apples, and kids are lined up with similar offerings. The blackboard behind her reads, "Homework: Have a happy X-mas!" During the next line, the named kids file past and give her their apples.)

Ms. Keane: Well, thank you, Kristen. Thank you, Clara.

(Elsewhere, three kids are stringing popcorn garlands for a small potted Christmas tree. One of them is Julie Bean, but she is eating the materials. Another kid winds up a Santa Claus doll and lets it loose on the floor; camera follows it.)

Santa doll: Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho!

(Cut to a close-up of drawings taped on a bulletin board and pan across them. They are arranged in a rough line and depict Santa's team of reindeer.)

Bubbles: (from o.c., to "Deck the Halls")

Christmas time is in a few days, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

(As she continues, the camera reaches her taping up the sleigh picture and pulls back.)

Santa'll give me lots of toys, yay, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

(She jumps up an octave on the last "la." Turn down to Buttercup at the desk in front of the board. She has pages spread out before her and looks rather annoyed.)

Buttercup: Bubbles! I'm trying to concentrate!

Bubbles: I'm only trying to spread some Christmas cheer.

(She floats down as Blossom walks over to them with a small gingerbread house in hand.)

Me: I can't wait for Christmas everyone,

Blossom: Me too J.D. Is Christmas your favorite holiday?

Me: Christmas is my Number 1 favorite Holiday Blossom! I love Christmas because not only do we celebrate the birthday of our lord and savior Jesus Christ but also we spread the joy of the love that Christmas brings to the world.

Blossom: I know. It's a magical time and I can't wait.

Buttercup: Well, can it! I'm busy. (We now see that her pages are headed "GIMME.")

Blossom: Doing what?

Buttercup: (stacking them up) Writing my wish list for Santa.

Bubbles: Are you crazy? You're only giving him two days to prepare - and that's even if he gets it on time!

Buttercup: Oh, yeah? When did you send yours, smarty-pants?

Bubbles: December 26.

Buttercup: Hah! That's after Christmas.

Bubbles: December 26, last year. (She blows a raspberry.)

Buttercup: Oh, no! What if I don't get my official Red Raider carbine-action two-hundred-shot range-model air rifle?

Lola: I hope you get it Buttercup.

Lana: Me too. Those guns are cool!

Princess Morbucks: (from o.c.) Hah!

(This catches the girls off guard. Pull back to show her standing at a distance, in her civvies and with her back to us.)

Princess: Who would want a stupid old BB gun? (They gasp.)

Girls: Princess!

Me: (Glares) Princess Morbucks.

Princess: That's right. Besides, you'll shoot your eye out. (Cut to her.) Since my daddy buys me anything I want, I only have one thing on my list for Santa: to be a Powerpuff Girl!

[Note: Buttercup's choice of gifts and Princess' response to it are take-offs on Ralph Parker's predicament in A Christmas Story.]

Blossom: Don't hold your breath, Princess.

Princess: What?! Why?

Me: Because you're a total spoiled brat and you don't care about anyone but yourself. And Santa only gives gifts to good kids. You know why?

Bubbles: Because Santa has his own list, and he checks it twice. It says who's naughty and who's nice.

Princess: So?

Bubbles: Duh! You're naughty. (Princess gasps.)

Princess: Nuh-uh!

Blossom: Yeah-huh.

Princess: Nuh-uh!

Buttercup: Yeah-huh.

Princess: Nuh-uh!

Bubbles: Yeah-huh!

Princess: Nuh-uh!

Me: Mm-hmm!

Princess: Prove it! (The girls rise out of their seats in time with the next three lines.)

Blossom: You bought the city and legalized crime!

Me: Which nearly destroyed all of society.

Buttercup: You hired Mojo to try and destroy us!

Lola: But that didn't work.

Bubbles: You gave us a bomb for our birthday!

Lana: Which would've caused a lot of people to get hurt!

Buttercup: You teamed up with three felons and went on a crime spree!

Lucy: Which nearly brought all of Townsville to its knees.

Bubbles: You tricked our friend Robin into stealing, and then you tattled on her!

Me: No wonder you have no friends at all. (To me in real life) I know that's harsh but it's true.

Me as the Narrator: I know. But go on.

[Note: References to "Bought and Scold", "Mo Job", "Birthday Bash", "Meet the Beat Alls", and "Superfriends", in that order.]

(On the next line, zoom in on Princess, putting the girls o.c.)

Blossom: You're a spoiled brat who's greedy and jealous, and you don't care who you step on to get what you want! (A beat of silence.)

Princess: And your point is...?

(The girls groan disgustedly and drop back into their seats, just ahead of the school bell.)

Me: Time to go home.

(As everyone else heads for the door, Blossom holds her position for a moment before following them.)

Blossom: The point, Princess, is that you better change your ways, or all you're ever gonna get from Santa is a big fat lump of coal in your stocking.

Varie: Your next Christmas gift will be your last.

(Close-up of a boiling-over Princess on the end of this. The o.c. sound of the Santa doll snaps her out of it. Pull back to show the toy walking slowly towards her; when it is within striking distance, she boots it hard enough to break it and send springs flying. At the door, Ms. Keane wades through a knot of cheering kids who have put on their cold-weather gear.)

Ms. Keane: Okay, kids...ooh! Hold your horses.

(Reaching the knob, she pulls on it and is rewarded with a large drift of snow that spills in through the doorway, burying the kids. She looks out; cut to just outside the door as she pokes her head around the frame for a better view. The entire building is hemmed in by several feet of snow. However, the area nearest her starts to smoke and melt, and after a moment the surface recedes to show Blossom clearing the path with the help of her eye lasers. She is now clad in full winter kit, including a pair of bright red earmuffs.)

(When she stops firing, pull back down the newly cleared sidewalk to the sound of cheering, then cut back to the door. The girls float out, all dressed for the cold - Buttercup sporting a green and white striped cap, Bubbles a scarf and toboggan - and are followed by their classmates at ground level.)

Ms. Keane: Bye-bye now. Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. Be nice for Santa.

Me: Have a good Christmas Ms. Keene.

Ms. Keene: You too J.D. Merry Christmas to you all.

Varie: Same to you.

Laney: Bye Ms. Keene.

Lincoln: Merry Christmas to you.

(Close-up of Mitch Mitchelson as he heads out. His coat is the same shade of orange as the shorts he usually wears, and he has on a black hat and scarf. The latter shows the same message as his regular T-shirt: "MITCH ROCKS." After a moment, he approaches another girl who takes no notice of him, stops, and makes a snowball to throw at her hat, which looks like the perfect target - but before he can throw it, Ms. Keane speaks up.)

Ms. Keane: Remember: he's watching you.

(The would-be pitcher's face falls and lets the snowball drop to the sidewalk before walking away. Back to the doorway, the camera placed so that Ms. Keane is seen from the waist up. Princess is the last to leave; she is decked out in a white fur coat and hat. As she passes, there is a crunch and the woman recoils in pain.)

Ms. Keane: Ooh!

(Pull back; she is standing on one foot - apparently the little brat trod on her toes. As the other kids look on, some in anger, others in muted fear, she walks straight through them to her limousine at the curb. The driver is holding the door open for her. Head-on view of that door, with her directing a vicious look at the camera from the passenger seat; when the door is closed, we see the recipients of that glare: the girls. The limo speeds away; cut to Princess inside.)

Princess: Spoiled?! Greedy?! Bratty?! Naughty?! Naughty?! (Pull back to the driver's seat.) Driver! Do you know what those rotten awful Powerpuffs said to me today?

(The driver tries to think of an answer that will not get him fired on the spot.)

Princess: They said I was naughty! Can you believe that?

(He coughs a bit, easing the word "yes" into the sound.)

Princess: Me? Naughty? I'm not naughty, am I?

Driver: (sweating) Well, uh...I'll...oops!

(He jabs at a button on the dashboard. Behind him, a tinted-glass partition slides up and blocks the passenger area from sight and hearing.)

Driver: Seems my finger has slipped. (to himself, wiping forehead) Whew. That was close.

(He drives in blissful silence for a moment, but the ringing of the limo's telephone draws his attention. Ever so slowly, he extends his hand downward, picks up the receiver, and lifts it to his ear. The force of the next words causes him to recoil briefly.)

Princess: (over phone) Well? You didn't answer my question!

Driver: (imitating static) You're-you're-you're breaking up!...I'm going through a...unnel...alk...late...

(The last of this, meant to sound like a cell phone signal dropping out intermittently, would normally go something like this: "I'm going through a tunnel. I'll talk to you later." There is a loud pounding on the partition, after which Princess sticks her head out the rear driver's-side window. She can be seen through the front one now, and she is holding the receiver on her end of the limo.)

Princess: (through glass) No, we're not! I'm in the car, you twit!

(Close-up of its rear license plate "MORBUKS" and pull back as it rolls up the drive to Morebucks Manor. Inside, Princess sits at one end of a long dining room table and stirs a bowl of soup. At her elbow is a bell to summon servants; after a moment, she rings it and the camera pulls back to the other end of the table. Delicacies are ranged along its length, and an elderly fellow carrying a tea tray stands with his back to her.)

Princess: Servant, tell me. Do you think that I'm naughty?

(His eyes dart nervously about before her next word shakes the entire room.)

Princess: WELL?

Servant: (stammering) I think my...biscuits are burning.

(He dashes o.c.; his mistress fumes and knocks her soup bowl aside. Cut to the exterior of the manor's upper floors. It is now nighttime, and the snow is still falling. Inside, Princess is tucked in for bed and still quite out of sorts. Pull back to show a hefty woman standing across the bedroom, with her back to the girl: a nanny or governess.)

Princess: Nanny!

Nanny: Yes? (forcing a smile) Sweetheart?

Princess: Am I naughty? (Tense pause.)

Nanny: Time for bed! Lights out.

(She runs o.c. The lights go out as the door to the hall slams. Princess glares after her for a moment.)

Princess: Wait! I need another pillow! (Pause; silence.) Fine! I'll just go get it myself!

(She jumps down from her bed and crosses the room to the linen closet. When she opens it, however, instead of pillows and blankets, a torrent of coal spills out and fills the room almost to the ceiling. Liberally smudged with its dust, the occupant emerges from the vast heap and spits out a chunk.)

Princess: Naughty, huh? I'll show you who's naughty!

(She bats at a piece and sends it flying toward the camera to black out the screen. A door opens, admitting a shaft of light from outside and Princess standing within it - we are now in another dark room. Piece by piece, she dons black clothing, then picks up a piece of coal; extreme close-up of each cheek in turn as she uses it to smudge dust on her face, in the same way that football players apply black pigment beneath each eye to reduce glare. Pull back to show her fully suited up, head to toe, and ready for a little covert action.)

(Cut to a pan down the hallway. Princess, just out of view and following the camera, kicks the coal along in front of herself. Overhead view of her.)

Princess: And all these years I thought that coal in my stocking came from Daddy's coal mine!

(The chunk reaches a staircase and bounces down; she follows.)

Princess: Who does that blimp think he is, denying me presents?

(Close-up of the bottom steps; the coal tumbles down them and shatters on the floor. She groans from o.c. and descends into view; follow her to the front entrance on the next line.)

Princess: Well, this time I am gonna be a Powerpuff Girl! (The manor's exterior; she throws the doors open and steps out.) And I'm sure not gonna let some elf with a weight problem stop me!

(A string of motorized carts - the sort that might be used to ferry passengers and crew around an airport - pulls up at the steps that lead down from the doors to the front walk. She stomps down, climbs into one, and is whisked away. Pull back and follow her along the drive. The procession consists of three connected carts - with the limousine driver piloting the lead one, Princess seated in the center one, and the last one piled high with suitcases. During the following lines, the driver stops near an airplane and she gets out and boards it.)

Princess: Hah! Well, I'll show him - and I'll show those Powerpukes who's naughty and who's nice!

Me as the Narrator: She entered her jet, to her man gave a yell,

And away Princess went, with a plot, I can tell.

Princess: To the North Pole! And step on it!

(She slams the hatch shut. Cut to the manor's exterior and pull back to a long shot as the plane takes off. Pan to the city skyline as the Narrator continues.)

Me as the Narrator: And left no one aware of the web she would weave...

(Dissolve to one corner of the exterior of the girls' house and pan to center the structure.)

Not even the girls, preparing for Christmas Eve.

(Close-up of Blossom in the living room. She is braced for a showdown.)

Blossom: Okay. On the count of three.

(Cut to Buttercup, also down there and ready to go.)

Blossom: (from o.c.) One... (To Bubbles, also ready.) ...two...

(Pull back. All three are in a line by the stairs, as if about to run a race.)

Blossom: ...three!

(They zip off in different directions. In the kitchen, Blossom opens the cabinets in no time flat and stops at the counter with a mixing bowl and some ingredients, which she pours in. Buttercup flashes into a hall closet; a moment later, something crashes through the door and lands on the carpet. It is a large cardboard box labeled "X-mass," and it has left a snowflake-shaped hole in the wood. Buttercup emerges from the box, with a tangle of Christmas lights ensnaring her. However, this does not stop her from zipping o.c. with the lot.)

(Bubbles, meanwhile, is flying in high gear; cut to the exterior of the house as she exits through a bedroom window. Pan to the forest, where her light trail disappears among the trees. The glare of her eye lasers flashes up among the leaves, and a tree falls over - she drew lumberjack duty this year. In the kitchen, Blossom extracts a mound of dough from her bowl, shapes it into a ball, and throws it up near the ceiling twice. It lands on the counter before her and spins in place for a second before she blows gently over its surface to flatten it out.)

(Outside, Buttercup puts lights on the bushes and the frame of the front door. Window frames and wall edges are given the same treatment; when she finishes, the entire house has been outlined in white lights. Bubbles streaks toward the door; inside, it bursts open and we see her holding the tree she cut down. She hurls it across the first floor, adding a bit of spin to make it rotate, and it hits the living room wall with its trunk pointing down and drops neatly into a stand that has been placed there. Another instant, and she has festooned it with ornaments and tinsel. She beams at her accomplishment and zips away.)

(Close-up of a star-shaped cookie cutter held aloft by Blossom. She quickly produces two more - a Christmas tree and a gingerbread man - in the same hand by a small feat of legerdemain. Pull back to show her floating in the kitchen; she starts flinging the cutters as if they were shurikens, and they strike the flattened dough on the counter. The number of projectiles suggests that she was holding entire stacks of cookie cutters. Once they have all hit, she zaps the mass with a quick blast of her eye lasers, then lifts up the entire fully baked sheet with one hand and lets the cookies drop onto a plate in the other. Throwing the scraps aside, she breathes in the aroma.)

(Outside, Buttercup lands in the front yard and throws three giant snowballs off to one side. They land in a stack to form a snowman, which she quickly decorates with coal eyes, mouth, and buttons; carrot nose; stick arms; a scarf; and a top hat. She then zips away. Inside, Bubbles hangs red ribbons on the balcony and garlands on the stair banister in an eyeblink, then scales a wreath toward a painting and gets it to stick up near the top edge. Buttercup flies into view and stops near the top of the tree; Bubbles does likewise a moment later.)

Bubbles, Buttercup: I win! I get to put the star on the tree!

Blossom: (from o.c.) I don't think so.

(This jolts them out of their glee at having won this decorating competition. Quick pan to her by the fireplace, where a good blaze is going. Three appropriately colored and labeled stockings hang from the mantel, and the cookies sit on a nearby table next to a glass of milk. Blossom's face is the very picture of smugness - she beat them to the punch and she knows it.)

Buttercup: Aw, man!

Bubbles: No fair!

(Close-up of a star ornament in Blossom's hand and pull back to show her floating up to the topmost branch of the tree. As Bubbles smiles and Buttercup fails to, she sets it in place and then addresses herself o.c.)

Blossom: Okay, Professor!

(Cut to him. He is now in the living room as well, and he eagerly clutches the ends of two electrical cords.)

Professor: Here we go!

(He connects the cords and voices a stifled little cry of anticipation. Close-up of a group of tree lights, which turn on one at a time, then of the star, which suddenly blazes to life. The family watches the spectacle.)

Girls, Professor: Ooooh!

(The wonder is short-lived, however, as the lights flicker and then go out.)

Girls, Professor: (crushed) Awwww...

(More flickering, and the lights are back on.)

Girls, Professor: Ooooh! (They go out again.) Awwww...

(They come back on, and everyone gasps happily at the good fortune. Once again, though, Murphy's law of electricity asserts itself and the Professor looks as if he might cry this time.)

Girls: Awwww...

Professor: (moaning) Not again!

(Cut to outside the living room window and pull back slowly on the next line. His silhouette can be seen through the glass.)

Professor: Every year it's the same darn thing. I can make three little kids out of seasoning, but I can't get these lights to work!

(Dissolve to a longer shot of the house, seen from a couple of streets away, and pull back slowly into a pan through the neighborhood on the next line. The houses are tricked out with lights.)

Me as the Narrator: Ahh, Professor, get to it. You fix up those lights.

Everything must be perfect on this most happy of nights.

(Dissolve to a pan along another street. People wave from their doorsteps and carry trees and presents.)

Townspeople: (to the tune of "Deck the Halls")

Public domain Christmas songs, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

(On the end of this, zoom in on one window and dissolve to the living room within that house. Pan across the space as the Narrator continues; a father relaxes with his pipe, while his son plops a party hat on a less-than-enthused dog.)

At the Team Loud Phoenix Storm estate right next door to the Powerpuff Girls home we got everything all over the house ready for Christmas. We hung up lights, ornaments, garlands, decorations, and more. We got an awesome Christmas feast ready for dinner and more.

Me as the Narrator: A night so many people throughout the whole city...

Share with brother and sister, Mom, Dad, puppy, and kitty.

(Near the end of this, a cat runs happily toward a Christmas tree at the far end of the room, where the woman of the house is adding some ornaments. The couple's daughter chases the cat into the branches, and it pops out near the mother's head. Everyone has a good laugh at this; the dog remains aloof.)

(At this point, the camera is positioned just behind and to one side of the tree, which is so close that it is seen only as a black silhouette. Pan in its direction until the screen is entirely blacked out. The laughter fades, and the pan continues to show a different room with a tree set up near a blazing fireplace. A small boy walks in and sets some cookies and milk by the grate, then pulls out a note marked "To Santa" and looks eagerly toward the tree on the next line.)

Me as the Narrator: And all of the younguns are waiting with glee,

Thinking only of morn and what's under that tree.

(Close-up of the cookies and milk. He sets the note down by them, turning it around to reveal its flip side to the camera. On it is his drawing of a firetruck, labeled "Truck," and stick figure driver labeled "Me." If nothing else, this kid thinks big. He skips happily out of the room, passing his older brother - a big, sour-faced fellow wearing a letter jacket and a healthy crop of pimples - as he goes. When said brother sees he is now alone in the room, his face brightens and he pulls out a note of his own.)

Me as the Narrator: And not just the children, the teenagers too.

(He puts it down by the first one; its flip side shows a helmeted stick figure ("Me") holding a football.)

Me as the Narrator: Chuck wants a football.

(Cut to outside the window as he too skips out of the room, then turn up to the roof. A girl with long black hair and punk-wannabe clothes sits up there and sulks - Chuck's sister.)

Me as the Narrator: Kathleen, a tattoo.

(Cut to another house and zoom in slowly.)

The grownups as well have gifts that they crave.

(Dissolve to the interior: it is Ms. Keane's house, and she is saying a prayer. Zoom in on a picture that hangs behind her. She and some of her kids are outside Townsville Hall; they are all enjoying the day, except for her. She is casting a very worried glance down at Mitch, who is mooning the camera.)

Narrator: Ms. Keane only wishes for Mitch to behave.

(Dissolve to a box that holds a My Little Mare doll from the Ponypuffs line of toys; the illustration resembles the pony seen in the kids' show early in "Nano of the North".)

Me as the Narrator: A My Little Horsey with combable hair...

Is on the top of the list of our honorable Mayor.

(On the end of this, cut to him in his office and pull back to show Ms. Bellum in the foreground. He is in his pajamas and sprawled on the floor, having fallen asleep over a book.)

Me as the Narrator: Ms. Bellum longs for a facial made of sea salt and moss...

To ease stress she endures from her ridiculous boss.

(As he finishes, pull back far enough to leave both of them visible only as silhouettes. She hangs her head and walks away. Pan across the office in that direction, the view fading to black.)

(Snap to a long shot of Mojo Jojo's observatory and zoom in.)

Me as the Narrator: And even those foes with hearts full of spite...

(Cut to inside, near the top of a steel Christmas tree, and turn down. Mojo stands placidly by the lowest "branch," ornament in hand.)

Also eagerly await the gifts they'll get tonight.

(He hangs the ornament, but it quickly slides off the steel surface and shatters on the floor. He is irked; pull back to a long shot of him as he stalks away with his cape trailing imperiously as usual. Out in the street, the mail trucks are running even at this late hour.)

Me as the Narrator: And beyond the boundaries of this particular town,

(A girl drops a letter to Santa, addressed to 1 North Pole, into a mailbox.)

More hoping and wishing can be found all around.

(A truck pulls up, blocking the view; when it pulls away, the entire mailbox is gone. Follow it as it passes out of sight behind a building and the landscape changes to Egypt. The truck emerges in an area where palm trees and pyramids have been draped with lights - and, incredibly enough, it is still snowing.)

Me as the Narrator: The whole world's fallen under the Santa Claus spell.

(Now it drives into Japan and then the Netherlands before finally passing o.c. The snow continues to fall, and those lights are still shining into the night. Close-up of a small girl sitting at the window of one of the Dutch windmills and looking out dreamily as the truck rolls on behind her.)

Me as the Narrator: And on this eve of all eves, their hearts start to swell.

(A windmill blade sweeps across the screen. Behind its trailing edge, the view wipes to a map of the world, with various landmarks indicated on the continents. A dotted red line traces its way from one place to the next. As each of the following areas is named, a letter to Santa spins into view from the map and the camera cuts to an appropriately illustrated stamp from that place.)

Me as the Narrator: From Paraguay to Paree, from Tucson to Timbuktu,

(Another letter passes across; behind it, wipe to a close-up of an eager kid outside.)

The world's children are hoping their dreams will come true.

(The Timbuktu stamp in the previous sequence shows a rather bewildered fellow looking at a map and trying to figure out where he is. As the Narrator finishes, pull back slowly to show other kids gathered outside, then dissolve to a longer shot of that neighborhood and keep pulling back. Two more such dissolves show the entire subdivision and then the planet from outer space.)

Me as the Narrator: But these dreams are about to be foiled...

(Dissolve to Princess' plane in flight. She has bailed out.)

By an evil young girl who's nothing but spoiled.

(The camera follows her as she floats down and deploys a parachute. A signpost in the foreground indicates that this is the North Pole. Turn down to point at the ground and rotate 180 degrees, then turn up to point over a ridge at a large mountain chalet with a fleet of trucks parked outside. There is a smaller building near the trucks, and the main structure has a long, low hangar-like annex at one end. This is Santa's workshop - actually, "full-scale production plant" might be a better term. Princess drifts into view toward the complex.)

(Cut to inside, near the ceiling of one room. A thud marks her touchdown on the roof; turn down to a window, through which her shadow becomes visible among the bushes. She opens a snow-caked pane, looks around - and is rudely interrupted when all that snow falls on her head.)

Princess: Stupid snow!

(She is then knocked to the floor by the pane swinging down again.)

Princess: Stupid floor!

(Getting to her feet, she looks around. Cut to her perspective, panning slowly across the width of the room - a break area. Coffeepots, first aid kit, sink, a vending machine stocked with Nog Cola, table and chairs, bulletin board with notices tacked up - the sort of thing you might find in any factory. Her gaze focuses on a door set in the far wall and zooms in. Back to her.)

Princess: Ahhh! Ho ho ho!

(She somersaults across the floor and makes a leap for the doorknob. Just as she is about to seize it, though, it starts to rattle - someone is coming in from the other side. She drops to the floor and freezes in terror as voices make themselves heard through the wood. Laughing and arguing, they come closer; sweat pours down Princess' face as she looks for a place to hide. Close-up of the door, which finally opens to admit two elves, one fat, the other thin.)

Fat elf: And I said, "If you want a wooden duck whittled, that there is your man."

Thin elf: The man can whittle. (Overhead view of the room; they head for the vending machine.)

Fat elf: Oh, he sure can. Whittle, whittle, whittle, whittle, whittle.

(Cut to the machine, which dispenses two cans of Nog Cola at the press of a button. The elves drink as the camera rotates about 45 degrees counterclockwise and turns up slightly to show the far top corner of the room, where Princess is clinging to the ceiling, her face toward the floor. Close-up of her, still sweating; a drop runs down her cheek and hangs off her chin for some seconds. It finally falls away and hits the floor in the spot where the elves were standing - just after they have headed back the way they came. Neither takes any notice.)

(Cut to the open door, the camera pointing into the break room, as they walk o.c. and return to work. Princess descends into view, hanging from a line attached to the ceiling. When she gets to the floor, she goes into a three-point stance and reels in the line before jumping away to one side. Next she peeks around the doorframe; pull back to show this adjoining area as part of a wide hallway. There is a pile of boxes to one side. She ducks away again, an instant before a muscular, tattooed elf carries a large box into view. Follow him and turn up to the top of his load, from which Princess emerges, having hitched a ride unbeknownst to the worker.)

(Now she pulls out two small suction cups, one from each sleeve, and fires them toward the ceiling. Trailing lines behind them, they stick between two overhead lights; she quickly hauls herself up. Now she brings out two more cups, one on the sole of each boot, and flips her legs up to attach these to the ceiling as well. All four limbs are now anchored, and she begins to crawl along the ceiling, keeping pace with the muscular elf.)

(When he reaches a doorway, she makes her way down the section of wall above it. Cut to inside this new area as he enters and she peeks in; pull back and pan slowly across to reveal this as a production area, with elves working everywhere. Toys are carried on horizontal and vertical conveyor belts, candy canes are being made, a vat full of rubber balls stands amid the machinery, boxes are being filled, and forklifts carry pallets of crates here and there. One elf climbs a staircase at the far end of the room, where tall, closed double doors give onto a balcony overlooking the works - the plant manager's office.)

(Back to Princess, who squints a bit; goggles slide down over her eyes from beneath the brim of her cap. Cut to her perspective "infrared" and zoom in on a sign next to the doors: "Santa's Workshop: PRIVATE." Back to her again; the goggles slide away, and she flips herself over the top edge of the doorframe and climbs up the wall to reach the ceiling. She makes her way among the lights, not raising the suspicions of the elves working at the vertical conveyors.)

(She stops near the candy cane machine to observe it in action. Straight lengths of red and white striped candy emerge from an outlet near its base, and an elf bends one end of each to give it the cane shape. Princess climbs down the side of one feed tank, then up the other, and finally leaps away - but due to the force she exerts, a pipe fitting blows out and starts to leak. A large bubble of liquid candy forms there and grows a second before popping.)

(One drop splatters on the floor, just in front of an elf who is pulling out a pneumatic hose anchored to the ball vat. He steps in it and slips, losing his grip on the nozzle, and balls start to shoot toward the ceiling and stick in it. Princess must hustle along in order to stay ahead of them. Cut to her perspective, approaching the doors - they are framed upside down due to her placement - then back to her. She disengages the suction cups on her hands and feet, flips over, and lands on a light fixture.)

(Now she fires a grappling hook from her belt toward the doors; it embeds itself just above them. A second hook extends from her belt, just above her rear end, and sticks in the fixture as a second anchor. She leaps free and slides toward the door on this makeshift zip line without being noticed. Reaching the other end, she stands atop the frame and reels in the line behind her. The grappling hook strikes her in the rear, causing her to let out a cry of pain that she quickly muffles with both hands.)

(Princess slowly lowers herself headfirst, using the line that is still attached to the wall, and looks cautiously in each direction. The elves on the walkway in front of Santa's office are at a distance and do not see her; she releases the line, drops to the ground, and carefully backs up through the doors, closing them behind herself. Inside, close-up of a blazing fireplace, which she tiptoes past. Pull back to show it in one corner of the room, with a comfortable armchair nearby and a work table cluttered with tools and supplies in the foreground. The room is quite spacious, and its back wall boasts a number of plaques and an "Employee of the Month"-style photograph of an elf. Pan along its length as she sneaks in farther; half-finished toys also take up space on the table. She reaches the far end, which sports bookcases, a Christmas tree, and a framed picture of the big man himself, and stops by a doorway into the next room.)

(Cut to just inside this entrance; she peeks around ever so cautiously. As she speaks, the camera turns down to point at the floor, rotates 180 degrees, and then turns back up to point across the floor, which is littered with rolls of wrapping paper.)

Princess: Now, if I were a big fat bearded oaf... (Turn up farther to expose another tree, a drawing board, and a wall calendar.) ...where would I keep a stupid list?

(On the end of this, pan right to show a desk in the far corner, with a computer set up on it. She approaches this, climbs into the chair, and peeks up over the edge. A thick pile of printouts catches her eye, and her expression goes sour. Close-up of this; it shows a list of first names and a one-word heading in huge red letters: "NICE." She has found Santa's list. Grabbing the top sheet, she leans back in the chair and the rest of the pages unfold like an accordion - they are still attached to one another, the sort used in dot-matrix printers.)

Princess: (reading, looking at page after page) "Nice. Agatha Aarons, Arnold Adams..."

(She mumbles her way through several pages before stopping short on one of them and letting off a contemptuous little snort.)

Princess: "Bubbles, Blossom, Buttercup"?

(More mumbling and leafing through the list before she stops again.)

Princess: "Mitch Mitchelson"?! You gotta be kidding me! "Team Loud Phoenix Storm"?! Not those numbskulls!

(More mumbling and flipping through, and she reaches the last page.)

Princess: "Zachary Zimmerman." Where's my name?

(She groans disgustedly, gathers most of the pages into a stack, and throws the lot across the desk with a scream; it lands in a neat pile, right back where it started. Pan to her, still in the chair, then to the monitor. A Post-It note is stuck there, and it bears the word "NAUGHTY" above a single name: hers. Zoom in on this, then cut to an extreme close-up of her and pull back as she gasps in total shock at the facts. Close-up of each letter of the heading in turn, then pull back to frame all of it.)

Princess: (from o.c.) "Naughty." (Turn down to her name.) "Princess Morbucks."

[Note: Though her name has been spelled with an E in these transcripts, the Post-It leaves it out.]

(She reaches into view and removes the note; pull back to show her standing on the edge of the desk. Princess is overcome with sadness, but that soon gives way to boiling rage, and she tries to throw the slip down - but it is stuck to her fingers and does not budge. After waving her hand in a vain attempt to dislodge it, she finally manages to slam it down on the desk and then grabs a pencil. Close-up of it, held aloft in her hand, as she turns it around in preparation to erase and brings it down. Pull back to show only her shadow on the wall, bent over the desk and plying the eraser furiously. When she finishes, she leans back - part of her hair now in view - and laughs in malicious glee. She then leaps away and opens a window to slip out.)

Me as the Narrator: She spoke not a word; she had finished her work,

And took leave of her lie with a satisfied smirk.

(She leaves and closes the window. However what she doesn't know is that our names can't be erased at all. Quick pan to the desk, over which a snowy gust of wind blows to rattle the papers. The printout and the Post-It are both back where they started, but Princess has switched their headings. Cut to a long shot of the entire complex and turn up toward the sky, then dissolve to the outer-space view of Earth.)

(Dissolve to a close-up of one ornament on the tree at the girls' house. The lights are out. Pan right to the stairs, where the girls are dressed for bed and floating up to their room.)

Me as the Narrator: Meanwhile, three children we know are heading to bed...

(Dissolve to a slow pan across the bed. Buttercup and Blossom are asleep, and Bubbles turns off the lights and sits awake with Octi. Light from the hall shines over her.)

With thoughts of the morning and what lies ahead.

(Silence. Dissolve to an overhead shot of the bed; she closes her eyes after a moment. Another such transition shifts the view to just over the balcony railing, the camera pointing at the bedroom door; turn down to the tree. The lights are back on.)

Me as the Narrator: The girls drift off to sleep, their hopes at their heights,

(The Professor keeps fiddling with the electrical cords.)

While their dad is downstairs, still working on the lights.

(Fade to black.)

(Fade in to a long shot of Morebucks Manor.)

Me as the Narrator: But there's yet one more little girl filled with anticipation,

(Dissolve to a pan along the trophy room, where the fireplace blazes.)

Not for worldwide rejoicing, but her plot's activation.

(Stop on Princess, standing before the fire, and zoom in. She is back in her street clothes. Dissolve to a close-up; she is shoveling in coal from a pile behind her.)

Me as the Narrator: An evil gleam in her eye, this little redhead...

Is the sole one aware there is something to dread.

(Cut to inside the fireplace; Princess looks over the flames and smiles evilly from ear to ear. Now she approaches a window and looks out over the city.)

Me as the Narrator: She knows that these fools, content in their sleep,

Will, because of her, awaken and weep.

(Her smile has become a Cheshire Cat grin.)

For tomorrow, the world is in for a big huge surprise...

(Dissolve twice to longer shots of the window and the manor.)

Not candy and presents, but Christmas' demise!

Act Two

(Dissolve to an overhead view of the girls' house, zooming in slowly, then to their bedroom. Sleigh bells make themselves heard outside, followed by something scraping on the roof and a muffled command - Santa has just arrived. Bubbles wakes up, looks out the window, and hugs Octi joyfully before nudging Blossom.)

Bubbles: (softly) Girls! Girls! Girls! Wake up! (Bubbles accidentally smacks Blossom, lightly. Blossom shifts position to get out of reach.) I heard Santa! He's been here!

(She is rather annoyed at their lack of a response, so she takes matters into her own hands. Giggling, she jumps out of bed and tiptoes toward the door. Cut to just outside it; she eases it open and peeks eagerly into the hall. The only sound is that of the Professor's snoring through his bedroom door. She giggles again and zips down the stairs to stop at the tree; its lights are working again, but they then flicker and go out as before and her face falls. She slowly floats down to ground level and discovers, much to her dismay, that there is nothing under the tree but carpeting. The cookies and milk Blossom left for Santa are still untouched by the cold fireplace. Bubbles gasps. She keeps her voice down throughout the following scene.)

Bubbles: I know I heard him.

(She looks around herself; cut to her perspective, panning across the living room. Stop on the stockings and zoom in.)

Bubbles: What? (Back to her; she brightens.) The stockings!

(She flies over to them, looks around to make sure she is alone, and reaches into hers. What she pulls out is a lump of coal; she gasps and throws it down. On her next word, pull back across the room to behind it.)

Bubbles: No!

(She drops to the ground next to the coal and starts crying.)

Bubbles: No, no, no, no! ...Noooo!

(She gets herself under control in an instant, clapping her hands to her mouth in order to keep from waking everyone else, and eyes her sisters' stockings. The discovery of more coal in Blossom's causes her to gasp, and finding the same in Buttercup's sends her into a fit of hyperventilation. Upon looking o.c. across the room, she gasps weakly and zips in that direction, then flies to the sliding glass doors that lead to the backyard and opens them. Cut to the patio outside them as she takes off.)

(Bubbles stops in midair and, shading her eyes, squints to survey an area. Making up her mind, she flies to a house and stops outside its living room window. She wipes away some of the frost and peers in; cut to inside the room. There are no presents under this family's tree either, and the milk and cookies are still intact. She looks elsewhere, and her eyes glow orange; cut to her perspective of the stockings on the mantel and zoom in. She is focusing on these, and after a moment their contents - pure anthracite - appear. This is her X-ray vision at work. Back to her outside; she shuts it off and recoils in shock at what she has seen.)

(She then flies to another house, clears some frost from its window, and reconnoiters the room. No presents under this tree; milk and cookies not sampled; another stocking X-rayed and found to be stuffed with carbonaceous fossil fuel.)

(Bubbles flies down the street, stops in midair, and trains her X-rays on a random dwelling. Overhead view of it; the roof fades away to show yet another tree bereft of gifts and two more stockings filled with West Virginia black. Her check of another house yields a similar result. Now she aims her gaze in another direction; snap to black, which gives way to three horizontal panels that wipe in from the sides of the screen to show the results of her scan. The top one reveals a lack of presents, the middle one an untouched snack for Santa, the bottom one a pair of coal-laden stockings.)

(Back to Bubbles, who turns her eyes somewhere else. The same snap-and-wipe sequence shows another ignored house, but this time the panels are vertical rather than horizontal. She checks another area; snap to black, which yields to four small views that each fill one quadrant and appear in the following order. Top left: a tree without gifts. Top right: an uneaten snack. Bottom left: X-rayed stockings loaded with solidified peat moss. Bottom right: a shocked Bubbles. Cut to a long shot of her, too stunned to move or speak as snow comes down around her.)

(Dissolve to Buttercup and Blossom, still sound asleep, and pan quickly to the closed bedroom door after a moment. The tranquility is shattered when Bubbles barges in through it.)

Bubbles: WAKE UP! (flying around, trying to rouse them) Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up! (They do so.)

Buttercup: Yay! Presents! Let's go, baby!

Bubbles: No!

Blossom: Whoo-hoo! (They charge out past Bubbles.)

Bubbles: (poking her head out) But wait!

(They pay no heed and go right for the stairs. Cut to the top of the tree, with Blossom flying tight circles around it and descending slowly; turn down to follow her. Buttercup is already eyeing the bare space under it with considerable disgust.)

Buttercup: What the heck? (Blossom reaches her.)

Blossom: Santa hasn't even been here yet! (Bubbles comes partway down.)

Bubbles: Yeah-huh. I heard reindeer on the roof. (The others float up to her.)

Buttercup: Oh, yeah? Then where are all the presents?

(Bubbles has no immediate response to this. Finally she shakes her head to clear it and finds her tongue.)

Bubbles: That's what I've been trying to tell you! THERE ARE NO PRESENTS!

Blossom, Buttercup: What?!

(During the following, Bubbles pantomimes to match her words.)

Bubbles: (rapid fire) Listen, okay, okay. Me and Octi were dancing with pirates in a pond, when a man in a gorilla suit started yelling. So I woke up, and then I heard Santa on the roof. And I tried to wake you up, but I couldn't, 'cause you wouldn't wake up. So I went down the hallway, and the Professor was snoring... (Cut to her bewildered sisters; she continues o.c.) ...so I came downstairs to see what Santa left... (Back to her.)...even though I know I'm not supposed to. But there weren't any presents under the tree, just ornaments hanging! (happily) Like that cute little shoveling-snowman one, which is really my favorite because it's funny that a snowman would be shoveling snow, when he's made of snow! (She giggles, then gets back to business.)So then I looked in my stocking, but there wasn't candy. Instead, there was coal! Can you believe it? Coal! In my stocking! Which is just ridiculous, 'cause why would Santa give me coal? So I looked in your stockings, and there was coal there too! So I looked next door, and they didn't have any gifts either! Only coal in their stockings, and all the other kids on the block!

Blossom: (angrily) You went through other kids' stockings?

Bubbles: No! I saw through the houses. Duh! X-ray vision!

Blossom: Bubbles, you should know better.

Buttercup: No wonder you got coal in your stocking.

(They turn away and consider the matter closed, but Bubbles will not let it rest.)

Bubbles: (snarling) I already had coal in my stocking before I looked at the other kids' stockings!

Buttercup: Oh, really? Then why don't me and Blossom have coal in our stockings?

Bubbles: You do!

(It finally hits them like a two-by-four to the back of the head.)

Blossom: Me? (Bubbles nods sadly.)

Buttercup: You gotta be kidding. (A shake of the head.)

Blossom: Really? (Nod.)

Buttercup: Nuh-uh.

(Bubbles can barely bring herself to meet her sisters' eyes this time. After a moment, she nods again and they gasp, shivering with fright.)

Blossom: Buttercup I can understand, but...me?

Buttercup: (incensed) Hey!

(Cut to the stockings. Bubbles flies over, plucks down Blossom's, and dumps the coal out. It lands at her sisters' feet; they both gasp at the sight.)

Bubbles: See?

Blossom: This can't be right.

Buttercup: Um...yeah!

(Cut to the patio. Bubbles floats into view behind the sliding doors.)

Bubbles: It-it was a mistake. (Back to her inside.) He must not have checked his list twice like he's supposed to. (She shrugs.)

Blossom: We better find Santa and set this straight. (as they assemble into a line) Ho...

Bubbles: ...ho...

Buttercup: ...ho!

Girls: Let's go!

Me: Girls!

Me and the team all came in.

Me: Girls I sense trouble brewing. And I'm willing to bet that it has something to do with a certain sociopathic spoiled brat.

Blossom: I have a feeling you're right J.D.

Aylene: That brat!

Lola: When I get my hands on her she will be torn limb from limb!

Lori: I will tear that little brat apart!

(They take off and fly straight up the chimney. Up on the roof, they emerge from the vent with soot covering them from head to toe, look at each other, and share a laugh over their disheveled state. They are now in their everyday dresses. The merriment is cut short by a familiar voice from above.)

Princess: (from o.c.) Hello, Powerpuffs! (Pull back and up to put her toes in the foreground.) I've come to deliver you your Christmas present: A fourth and more powerful member of your team!

(Cut to her; she floats down toward them and is in her yellow Powerpuff-style outfit.)

Princess: Me! Princess! (They shake themselves clean.)

Girls: What?!

Princess: That's right! You can't deny me any longer! (floating slowly past them) Santa realized that I was the only truly nice kid in the whole world and that you were naughty for not giving me what I want!

(Cut to a slow pan over the rooftops to bring her into view, surveying them with her back to the camera. Stop when she is at center screen.)

Princess: So now every kid in the world gets coal! And I get what I've always deserved: (turning around; zoom in) To be a Powerpuff Girl!

(She fires lasers from her eyes; the girls bear the full brunt of this assault and drop like rocks, landing face first in the snow to cut three Powerpuff snow angels into it. They quickly emerge.)

Buttercup: This is so wrong! (Close-up of the other two.)

Blossom: How could Santa believe that Princess is nice?

Bubbles: Excuse me? How could Santa believe that I am naughty? (Pan slightly to Buttercup.)

Buttercup: 'Cause you snooped on other people's presents!

(Bubbles gives her a hard sidelong glance and takes a second or two to get herself under control.)

Bubbles: Look. I already told you, I only looked 'cause we didn't have any presents, so I wanted to see if any other kids had any presents.

Blossom: Enough chatter, girls. We better find Santa and fast.

Me: Princess Morbucks you are gonna pay dearly for this you wretched freak! We'll hold her off and you 3 go to the North Pole.

Blossom: Right. Lets go!

(They start to take off into the night, but Princess blocks their exit.)

Princess: Oh, no, you don't. (Zoom in slowly on her.) I knew you conceited little ingrates wouldn't be able to accept the fact that Santa thinks you're naughty.

(On the end of this, cut to Blossom and Buttercup trading a suspicious look - they are starting to figure out the scam. Princess moves in a bit closer to the girls.)

Princess: But I'm not gonna let you spoiled brats ruin my Christmas.

I punch her in the face and kick her in the mouth and knock out one of her teeth.

Me: Princess you ruined Christmas for everyone all over the planet and you will pay for that!

It was a vicious fight that will decide the fate of Christmas. We unleashed a savage and brutal onslaught of attacks and powers on Princess and she was too overwhelmed by our power. Lori fired a blast of wind and blew Princess into a mountain and she crashed into it with incredible force. Lola and Aylene fired a blast of fire and burned her badly. Lana fired a blast of ice lightning and froze her in ice and Laney wrapped her in bramble vines.

Taranee: You don't deserve to be a Powerpuff Girl!

Taranee fired a blast of fire and burned Princess badly.

Irma: You are a heartless monster and you lack the one thing a Powerpuff Girl needs!

Princess: And what's that?

Irma: A pure heart!

Irma fired a blast of water and Will combined a powerful blast of lightning with the water and electrocuted Princess badly.

Lincoln fired a lot of lightning and electrocuted her more.

Lucy fired a blast of black lightning it hit Princess in her eyes.

Lucy: Let fear consume you completely.

Princess saw every dollar bill she made in her entire life burst completely into flames and she screamed in sheer. Horror and Lucy punched her in the face and Brittney kicked her in the mouth and knocked out some more of her teeth.

Lily fired some glowing water and drenched Princess and Lisa splashed her face with acid and she screamed in pain as it burned and Lisa fired a laser and it hit Princess and burned her.

Me as the Narrator: More rapid than eagles, the coursers they came,

And they screamed and they shouted and called each other names.

(Close-up of the fire in Santa's office.)

But in a toymaker's shop way up ahead,

(Pull back to show the whole room. Santa sits by the fire in his undershirt.)

A jolly old elf was filled up with dread.

(Close-up of a nearby sideboard. A coffee cup labeled "Old Nick" and a sugar bowl sit near an open carton, while a shelf bristles with bottles of stronger stuff.)

Me as the Narrator: This one Christmas Eve weighed great on his soul,

(Santa reaches into view and pours eggnog from the carton into the cup.)

Back from his night of delivering coal.

(Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Princess continue their final mad dash. Extreme close-up of a very glum-looking Father Christmas as he chugs down the contents of his cup. He lowers it, groans softly, and burps. We all charge along. Close-up of the cup as it is set down on the sideboard, eggnog splashing out. The midair sprint goes on. A shelf loaded with toys is swept clean by a swing of Santa's arm. The racers home in on the toy factory. Santa trudges passed the tree and kicks aside some of the presents under it. His undershirt is far too small to cover his immense gut, and his red pants are held up by suspenders that look as if they are violating every principle of physics by not breaking under the load.)

(As we all barrel along, Princess grabs Blossom's ponytail. It takes almost no time for this move to bring them all into a full-scale donnybrook; their light trails flash in place and together look like a drawing of an atom. We were hitting Princess with everything we got and the group tumbles out of the sky and crashes into Santa's parked sleigh. It's left in ruins, and the tussling foursome bounces into the air again.)

(Trailing the four-colored streak and still fighting, the girls, Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Princess hurtle through the night sky. Cut to inside a stable, where the reindeer are resting from a hard night's work. The sound of the fight grows from outside; there is a sudden flash, and we are ricocheting all over the place and causing a stampede. Inside the production area, the animals crash through a door and run through the place in a panic.)

(The fight plows in after them and knocks away several crates of toys before sailing up to the rafters and down again. An area in which teddy bears are being packed is reduced to a litter of crushed boxes in an instant. Now we flash off somewhere else - the candy cane line is next to be smashed. Stacked crates of Betty Wetty dolls are next to go - releasing a flood of fake urine in the process. The tank of rubber balls gets a hole smashed through it, and the contents pour out over the floor. Elves run like sixty to keep ahead of the landslide, but to no avail. Finally we all rocket toward the doors of Santa's office; a flash of multiple colors, and we are inside. The panels have been broken through.)

(At the other end of the room, the girls, Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Princess have finally stopped our flight and we are locked in one another's arms on the floor. Amid yelling and cursing from all parties, We all get in as many licks as they can from their respective positions. However, a broad shadow throws itself over us and we stop what they are doing; cut to their perspective: Santa is standing over us and not looking particularly thrilled at all this.)

Santa: (angrily) Ho ho ho! (Shift to frame all five.) What's with all the crashing and the smashing, and the smashing and the crashing? Huh? I'm out delivering coal all night long, and I come home to the Smashing-and-Crashing Gang?

Me: Santa.

Santa: Oh J.D. Knudson.

Me: We apologize for coming on such short notice but we have a strong feeling that Princess here is sabotaging Christmas for everyone around the world.

Princess: Nu-uhh!

Varie: Shut up! Princess!

Santa: How can that be?! I's gots the list, baby.

(Close-up of it as he slams it to the floor, across from the girls and Princess.)

Santa: (from o.c.) Check it! (Princess perches atop the stack and puts her hands on her hips as Santa already has his arms crossed and looking stern.)

Princess: Yeah! Check it!

(She kicks it over, sending a cascade of pages unfolding from the accordion stack toward the girls to bury them. They pop out, inspect different sections, and gasp at what they find: Remember, this is the "nice" list that was falsified.)

Santa: Yeah! A million bazillion good-for-nothin's on this list! (holding up Post-It from his monitor) And one little itty bitty, perfect little angel over here.

(Close-up of a beaming Princess on the end of this. She is still in midair, at the point from which she kicked over the list.)

Princess: (sticking tongue out) Nyah! (Back to the girls.)

Me: This list is a fraud Santa.

Bubbles: Yeah this is not right! (She flies up to Santa.) Maybe you didn't check the list twice! (Pan left; Buttercup flies up behind him.)

Buttercup: Yeah! Princess is the naughtiest kid ever! (Pan right; Blossom joins them.)

Blossom: She must've snuck up here and switched the lists!

Me: More than that girls. She made a false Naughty List and made everyone in the world Naughty except for her and she doesn't deserve anything.

Princess: They're jealous 'cause I'm nicer, I'm smarter, and I'm prettier, and I'm better than them - so they wouldn't let me be a Powerpuff Girl. (fiercely; he cowers again) That makes them naughty! And those numbskulls on Team Loud Phoenix Storm beat me up savagely!

Me: Because you are a spoiled brat and we were just stopping you.

Santa: (smiling) You mean, the Powerpuff Girls? (Cut to her, face going slack as she realizes she just spoke the wrong words and ruined her plan; he walks by beneath her.) Not the same Powerpuff Girls who are always helping people and saving the day and being really good? (He stops before the girls.) I mean, really good?

(They nod happily at his appraisal of their work.)

Me: That's them Santa.

Santa: Yeah, yeah. See, that explains all the flying and floating and stuff.

(Princess, now out of view, clears her throat loudly to get his attention. He steps aside and turns around, and we see her behind him. Zoom in on her; now it is her turn to steam at having just screwed up and being jealous once more.)

Princess: But I should be a Powerpuff Girl! Me! Not them! Me! My daddy says I'm better! My daddy says I'm the best! And if you're too much of a fatheaded fathead to see that, I'll tell my daddy!

(She flies around a corner and out of sight. Cut to inside this area as the girls and Santa cautiously peek in. Pull back to the sound of items being knocked around; silhouettes of various toys are in the foreground, as is that of Princess.

Princess: And he'll come and build a parking lot over this cheap little arts-and-crafts popsicle stand of yours!

(During this, cut to her. She kicks and throws several toys all over the place as she speaks, then finishes by grabbing a hobby horse and breaking it over her knee. Close-up of the pieces as they are thrown onto the floor.)

Princess: (from o.c.) Got it?!

(Turn up from the debris to Santa and the girls, who look down at the scene with some consternation. Princess rises to face them and slowly backs him up across the room.)

Princess: So, you better give me whatever I want for Christmas... (He hits the tree in the corner, knocking off the ornaments.) ...'cause my daddy says I get whatever I want, whenever I want it! And if that means all of those lousy, worthless, second-rate, bargain-basement brats in the world don't get anything for Christmas, then that's just the way it's gonna have to be!

(Near the end of this line, cut from her to Santa; back to her after "have to be.")

Princess: 'Cause I am better than them! (getting in his face, grabbing Post-It from his hand) And it says so right here!

(On this last word, close-up of him; she reaches into view and shoves the yellow square in his face - giving a clear view of the fraudulent "NICE" heading. That view gets even clearer when the camera shifts to an extreme close-up of the note. She yanks it away after a long pause.)

[Continuity error: Her last name is spelled with an E in the first shot, but not in the close-up.]

Princess: So put that in your pipe and smoke it, Santa Clod!

Me: Now you've done it.

(His mouth hangs full open at this display of unbridled avarice, combined with a total lack of emotional control; the girls are similarly dumbstruck. As the seconds tick by, silently and tensely, Princess floats between him and the girls; close-up of her, smirking at them with a confidence born from her belief that she has beaten the system once and for all. Santa gapes up at her, but that smirk never wavers. After nearly fifteen seconds of stillness, his eyebrows lower in determination and he grits his teeth. He has made up his mind at last.)

Santa: LIST, SCHMIST! (grabbing Post-It, tearing it up) I don't need no stinkin' list tellin' me who's naughty and who's nice!

(On the end of this, cut to Princess, who watches the shreds float down around her with complete shock as she now realizes she's pushed Santa too far and has to face the consequences. Back to Santa.)

Santa: You know why? 'Cause I'm Santa Claus! (throwing down arms) Check it! Princess...

(He grabs her ear, then hauls her across the office as he continues. She yelps in pain under his words.)

Santa: ...You have gone and worked my last nerve!

(He releases his grip and leaves her floating in midair. Close-up of her; she cries out a bit more and rubs her ear. Pull back to show him looking up at her with no sympathy whatsoever.)

Santa: (crossing room) I have no other choice. (Close-up of his back; zoom in on his head.) You are so rotten, so despicable, so naughty... (turning around) ...I'm putting you on the...

(Pull back to show him standing by a large red-framed sheet of bronze on the wall - so tall that its upper portion is out of view.)

Santa: ...Permanent Naughty Plaque!

(Turn up to the top as he speaks. The word "NAUGHTY" is inscribed in enormous red letters, with four names below it: Bill McCracken, Ryan Faust, Adolph Schickelgruber, Stephen Fonti. The upper edge of the frame is carved in the shape of a devil's head. Back to Santa.)

[Note: The first and second names refer to Craig McCracken and Lauren Faust, while the last is that of the storyboard artist for "Catastrophe"; he is also a writer for SpongeBob SquarePants. The third is what Adolf Hitler's name would have been if his father had not changed his own several years before the dictator was born.]

Santa: (imitating dramatic horns) Bum-bum-bummm!

(Princess gasps in unmitigated fear, knowing that justice is about to be served. Extreme close-up of Santa's lifted index finger and follow it slowly through the air as he brings it to his nose. He touches the tip; a flash of snowflakes, and Princess' name is now cut into the metal as well, signifying her permanent naughty status for the rest of her life. She screams in horror at the sight; back to Santa, his arms folded in finality.)

Princess: (from o.c.) You can't do that! (Cut to her, the girls at a distance.) I'm telling my daddy!

(She takes off and smashes an exit for herself through the office wall. Visible only as a bright speck, she makes a beeline for the distant mountains. Santa, us and the girls move closer to the hole to watch her go. He turns to them, holds up his finger without a word, and touches it to his nose. Cut to the fleeing Princess who, in a flash, suddenly finds herself back in her street clothes. She soars along a few hundred yards more before realizing that she has been stripped of her powers, then loses her forward momentum and drops from sight with a sharp gasp. Screaming, she plummets toward the snowy expanse and plows deep into it. A second later, she slowly emerges from the hole, with snow covering her from head to toe, and forces her eyes open through the covering. Pull back into the office; she cannot be seen from this far away.)

Princess: (in distance) NO FAIR!

(Satisfied, Santa turns toward the girls and blows a little dust from his finger; they giggle at the demonstration.)

Buttercup: Wow, Santa! We didn't know you could give kids superpowers for Christmas.

Santa: (shrugging) Eh. No one's ever asked.

Lori: That is literally amazing.

Me: And to make matters worse for Princess I made sure she never touches another single penny ever again. I called the FBI and the IRS. They arrested the entire Morbucks Family and all of Princess's fortune and assets have been seized and given to us.

Nico: Good riddance.

Rachel: Yep.

Blossom: Santa, it's almost morning! What about all the nice children who got coal?

Santa: It's all right, everyone. (cracking knuckles) I've pulled rush jobs before. (Cut to outside the hole.) All it takes is...

(The sound of o.c. yelling cuts him off. Pull back as they all look out through the hole, then pan across the landscape. The reindeer were so badly spooked by the stable shakeup that they are completely out of control. Elves try to rein them in and pull them down from roofs, but without any success whatsoever. Others pick up bits of broken wood and inspect the ruins of the sleigh. This stuns Santa and the girls more deeply than Princess' meltdown did; he claps his hands to his face, then pulls them down his cheeks and lets off a long groan before walking away.)

Bubbles: (small voice) All those poor boys and girls. (He leans against a wall.)

Me: Yeah.

Santa: Hundreds of years of perfect attendance.

(He walks out of sight around the corner; cut to an armchair as he sinks wearily into it.)

Santa: (sobbing) A couple of close calls...but we've always made it. But now... (Pull back across the room; this is a different part of the office.) ...I'm ruined.

(Close-up of him, self-pity written in big block letters on his face. Turn up to the girls in midair, their heads bowed sadly, then back down to him. Suddenly his eyes pop wide open and he sits up.)

Santa: Powerpuff Girls, and Team Loud Phoenix Storm with your streaks and hearts so bright, won't you deliver the Christmas gifts tonight? (Their faces brighten.)

Blossom: We'd be honored, Santa, and we'll do our best.

Me: It'll be an honor Santa.

(We take off, the camera following them across the office until they exit through the hole in the wall. He looks around the back of his chair to watch us go, then rubs his forehead. It seems his earlier delivery and what just happened with the Girls, Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Princess has really done a number on his brain.)

Santa: (wearily) Good, 'cause my head's killing me.

(Cut to the all of us in flight. We are carrying an enormous sack - the toys that should have gone out earlier.)

Me as the Narrator: So all 'round the world the Powerpuffs and Loud Phoenix Storm flew,

With a sack full of toys and a giggle or two.

(We oblige him. Cut to a typical suburban neighborhood.)

They knew that their job was to fly through the skies...

(The girls and Team Loud Phoenix Storm streak into view and over the horizon.)

And deliver the gifts before the sun should arise.

(Cut to a living room.)

They spoke not a word, but took care of their deed,

Delivering gifts at a breakneck speed.

(During the first line of this couplet, we come down the chimney, unload a pile of gifts, stuff the stockings, and exit as we came in. On the second, cut to a pan through the neighborhood; we individually visit one house after another.)

Me as the Narrator: Their streaks ribboned the sky, their swiftness severe.

They'd have sure been the envy of eight certain reindeer.

(Quick pan to another area; we keep working.)

In and out of all chimneys, each and every abode,

Gift by gift, they completed the task they were bestowed.

(Snap to white. Gifts appear as they are named.)

Dollies and race cars, horseys, choo-choos, and blocks,

Teddy bears! Puppy dogs! (less enthused) Underwear and socks.

(Cut to a slow pan across the present-laden base of a tree.)

All these items slipped under every child's tree,

Arranged rather nicely by these super girls three.

(Bubbles comes into view on the far side; she nudges a box atop the pile and bugs out. I give her the thumbs up. Cut to the top of a door as the girls stop near it. A balance scale is shown in the glass above the frame, suggesting a location connected with law enforcement or the legal profession.)

Me as the Narrator: They were making good time, even though they were rookies,

(Blossom reaches down o.c. and brings up a snack meant for Santa, and we do as described.)

So they stopped once or twice to have milk and some cookies.

(Pull back; they are inside the front entrance of the Townsville police station. The camera has backed across the foyer and into a jail cell in which Princess has been deposited, looking very angry at being locked up once more for her crimes, and this time, condemned to never getting another gift again by Santa. She is wrapped from nose to knees in yellow ribbon tied with a bow, and a tag is attached: "Merry X-mas, TLPS & PPG's." From here, cut to the exterior of the girls' house.)

Me as the Narrator: Then at last they were done - whew! - just before dawn.

So they sped back to Townsville, to home with a yawn.

(Weaving back and forth due to fatigue, they fly in through the bedroom windows. Cut to a pan across the room; they float in, yawning and rubbing their eyes, and head straight for bed.)

Me as the Narrator: They entered their rooms, for the wear no less worn,

(Buttercup pulls up the blankets, and all three are instantly asleep.)

And snuggled into bed to await Christmas morn.

(Cut to a point near the ceiling. The Professor bounces into view, accompanied by the creaking of bedsprings.)

Professor: (excitedly, on separate bounces) Girls! Wake up! Wake up! (Pull back; he is jumping on their bed, annoying them.) It's Christmas! It's Christmas! (He stops jumping and bends down, laughing.) He came! Santa came!

(Close-up of them.)

Professor: (from o.c.) Come on, come on! Let's go open the presents, come on, let's go, let's go, let's go! (Back to him.) I think somebody might have gotten that new atom splitter they've been eyeing!

(He moans eagerly, clasps his hands together hard enough to make them quiver and chews his lip in anticipation. Next he starts jumping on the bed again.)

Professor: Come on, come on, come on, come on! (He giggles.)

(Finally he gets a response. On the next three lines, each sits up with her eyes still shut tight.)

Bubbles: Professor, it's too early!

Blossom: We'll open presents later.

Buttercup: Go back to bed!

(They lie down again; he sits at the corner of the bed, his head hanging, then shuffles disappointedly out of the room and pulls the door shut. The girls sleep peacefully for a moment before waking up in time with the following lines.)

Bubbles: Wait a minute.

Blossom: What are we saying?

Buttercup: Who cares if we're tired?

Girls: It's Christmas!

(Cut to the balcony. The Professor clumps along toward his own room and stops when he gets halfway there. Without warning, the girls streak past, jolting him out of his deep blue funk.)

Girls: Presents!

(He breaks into a huge smile and runs toward the stairs. Cut to just outside the lighted living room window; happy chatter is heard from inside, mixed with the sound of wrapping paper being torn off boxes. Pull back slowly to frame the entire house, with all its windows now illuminated, and stop on Santa at the curb. Fully suited up, he looks toward the family and then tips a wink to the camera.)

(A touch of his nose, and the background for the end shot comes up in a flash.)

Me as the Narrator: Now all the nice kids of the world won't get stiffed.

They'll look on with pure joy at every wrapped gift.

So paper's torn open and ribbon unfurls,

'Cause Christmas was saved...

(The girls appear in their usual formation and sporting Santa hats. Snow falls behind them instead of gold stars.)

...thanks to Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the Powerpuff Girls!


Scene shifts to the real world.

Me: THE END

Everyone cheered wildly for me.

Rainbow Dash: Awesome story J.D.!

Qin: That is awesome!

Lola: I love that story.

Robin Food: The original Morbucks really was a menace.

Me: Boy she sure was!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah no kidding.

Me: Now she is a permanent resident in the Limburger Cheese mines.

Qin: Very fitting for her. Thank goodness 2016's version of her is not that bad.

Lola: Yeah no kidding.

Me: Nico what are you asking Santa for Christmas?

Nico: Lots of stuff, actually.

Puff: Can't spoil it for us, huh?

Nico: It's a surprise.

Stink Bug: Fair enough.

Me: Well I can't wait though.

Nico: But we got a holiday to save.

We arrived at Santa's village.

Bugly: Everything's quiet so far.

Nico: So far.

Me: Santa what can you tell us about this toy version of you?

Santa Claus: Well I made him to take my place should I ever need some quiet time. But as you all can guess it was a disaster waiting to happen.

He told us all about it.


Toy Santa is the main antagonist of The Santa Clause 2.

He was portrayed by Tim Allen, who also voiced Meldar Prime. He is the archenemy of Scott Calvin and Bernard.

The Toy Santa was created by the Keeper of the Book elf, Curtis, to replace Scott Calvin while he was away, against the wishes of Head Elf, Bernard, who reluctantly played along, and told the other elves that Santa had a makeover to keep them from questioning Toy Santa's synthetic appearance. Initially, although he had a considerable edge compared to the real Santa, he seemed to be doing his job decently. However, as he memorized the handbook and rules of being Santa, he began following the handbook too strictly.

He double-checked the naughty-nice list, against Bernard's claims that it was unnecessary to do so, and having no sense of grace or mercy in his plastic heart, he deemed all the children of the world naughty for every occasional misbehavior. Bernard and Curtis both insisted that Toy Santa was holding the children to impossible standards, especially around the holidays, but he refused to listen. Toy Santa then went crazy, creating an army of life-sized toy soldiers and announcing that he planned to give all the children of the world a lump of coal. Bernard attempted to expose Toy Santa as a fraud, but was captured by the Toy Soldiers and locked up.

Curtis managed to escape to inform Scott of Toy Santa's horrible plan. When Scott returned to stop him, the Toy Santa rode off in his sleigh. Then, Scott went for a ride on Chet the Reindeer to go after him. Then, the elves captured him and turned him into a small toy.


When he was done we gasped!

Qin: Oh man!

Xenia: That's insane!

Me: Wanting some time away I can understand but what he is doing is just absolutely insane!

Griffin: You should've programmed him better.

Animal Path: Probably with a failsafe.

Me: I don't think he's a robot is he?

Santa Claus: No he's a giant version of a toy.

Nico: Either way we have to stop him or else no one will trust you ever again.

Xenia: Yeah.

Runabout: Wait. Doesn't he have toy soldiers?

Santa Claus: Yes he does.

Me: Tiny ones or human size ones?

Santa Claus: Human Size.

Qin: Uh oh.

Morrigan: (sees said Toy Soldiers) (Scottish Accent) Are those them?

Spymaster: Sure looks like it!

Me: Lets kick some toy soldier butt!

Qin: Yeah!

Nico: You don't need to tell me twice!

Sakura Haruno: I got this! EARTH STYLE: RASENGUN!

She formed a finger gun and fired a brown Rasengan like a shotgun and it hit many of the Soldiers and they exploded all into scrap metal! 75% of the soldiers were all destroyed in one fell swoop!

Naruto: WHOA! Nice job Sakura!

Zhuqiaomon: That was great!

Beastbox: (hears a rumble) Wait. Hear that?

Just then, the wall was ripped off by a dragon made of Lego bricks. The Lego Dragon roared at us!

Me: WHOA A LEGO DRAGON!

Xenia: That is cool!

Lola: Yeah!

Nico: Yeah!

It breathed fire and Nico fired a blast of fire with Nuova Shenron's powers and it overwhelmed the dragon's fire and went down its throat and then…

EXTREMELY MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!

The explosion blew it to pieces!

But then, it regenerated.

Abomination: Nice job, Nico.

Lego Bane: Now, leave it to the two of us!

Nico: Go for it.

They went at it.

Audrey Sauron: Now watch this one.

She used her powers and made a lego lifesized replica of the Tower of Sauron and it shined it's eye on the soldiers and it caused the soldiers to attack and kill each other.

Adagio Dazzle: Lets sing girls.

The Dazzlings sang their song and the soldiers were fighting and killing each other viciously and ferociously and we absorbed all their negative energy.

Buddy Pine: I should probably help kill that Lego Dragon.

Nico: Go for it!

He used his Zero Energy beam and froze it in place.

Captain Frightbeard: Nicely done, lad!

Goliath: Don't worry. I'll just shatter it! Not destroy the Lego Bricks!

Nico: Go for it!

Goliath grew REALLY tall and then SHATTERED It with a massive punch!

Xenia: Take that!

Ashi: Let's scoop up these Lego Bricks.

Nico: Good idea.

We went and did so.

Lola: That was cool though.

Lana: It sure was.

Nico: Now lets go after Toy Santa.

Brawlrus: Entrance time!

We went at the wall of the factory.

Toy Santa was watching the elves make coal.

But then the spirits of the Toa Metru appeared and swirled around him and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted a hole through the wall and a phoenix cry was heard and Nico came out!

Nico: ALL RIGHT TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! LETS ROOCCCCCKK!

We all ran in and beat the living shit and crap out of toy soldiers and kicked them all into dust! We were REALLY SMASHING THEM INTO DUST!

Toy Santa: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? STOP THEM!

The Toy Soldiers were being pulverized all over!

BOOT! SOCK KRACK! WHAM SMASH! BLAM!

We were really smashing them into dust!

BLAM SMASH WHAM!

Nico bashed numerous soldiers all over with chairs and kicked a soldier into a bunch of coal of machines.

WHAM! SMASH BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

Xenia fired arrows and blasted numerous soldiers.

Quillfire: Your scheme will not prevail, tyrant!

Pyro: No nice kids deserve coal!

Toy Santa: Hmmm, NO CAN DO! I got coal to deliver, I want those naughty children to SUFFER!

Nico: Over my dead body!

Nico fired waves of energy and smashed and pulverized him all over.

Qin: YEAH!

Then Steam Smythe, Iron Lung, Bronze Kneecap, Touch & Go, Firebrand, Plastique, Girder, Red Ghost, Lady Shiva, Johnny 13, Sir Raleigh, Windfall, Fracture, Evil Search Man, Comrade Red, Evil Magma Man, Quicksand, Saleen, Kuroto Dan, and Boil Man appeared.

Nico: Steam Smythe, Iron Lung, Bronze Kneecap, Touch & Go, Firebrand, Plastique, Girder, Red Ghost, Lady Shiva, Johnny 13, Sir Raleigh, Windfall, Fracture, Evil Search Man, Comrade Red, Evil Magma Man, Quicksand, Saleen, Kuroto Dan, and Boil Man.

Iron Lung: Wow you guys have been busy!

Qin: All that and more.

Steam Smythe: This is actually the first time hearing about Billy's suit of armor.

Iron Lung: Same with me.

Bronze Kneecap: I hope we get to see it in action in the near future.

Me: You will soon.

Mr. Touch: (to Nico) We heard you went to a condiment factory.

Nico: We sure did.

Firebrand: How was it?

Me: It was awesome and we took down a dark version of Rolf.

Lola: Yeah.

?: Boy that is cool!

A figure came out and it was MORGANA, Emperor Gruumm's daughter!


Morgana, also known as Mora, is a major antagonist in Power Rangers S.P.D. and Emperor Gruumm's right-hand henchwoman. Morgana was turned into a ten year old girl with the ability to create real monsters with just her imagination by Grumm. However, mid-way through the season, Grumm reverts her back to her form of Morgana as punishment for failure.

Morgana is portrayed by Josephine Davison, who also played Itassis in Power Rangers Mystic Force, and Arachne in Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, while Mora is portrayed by Olivia James-Baird.

Mora first appears as a 10-year-old girl who is pure evil. She is a pictomancer, being able to create monsters from magic paper drawings. Besides serving Emperor Gruumm, Mora enjoys playing with dolls. She has multiple contacts and reference in the criminal underworld.

As Mora, she is very spoiled and got on Gruumm's nerves. She took advantage of a lonely, young boy called Sam by promising to be his friend if he would use his powers of teleportation to help her monster, Bugglesworth.

Sam finally realized the evil acts that Bugglesworth was committing and helped Z Delgado, the Yellow SPD Ranger, foil Mora's plan to turn people into dolls. After countless defeats, Emperor Gruumm punished Mora by transforming her back into her adult form, Morgana.

After Morgana succeeded in retrieving a powerful plasma from a laboratory, Gruumm granted her wish and turned her back into Mora. However Omni, the true leader of the Troobian Empire, soon forced Mora to pledge allegiance to him under his mind control. As a result of this, Mora's personality underwent a dramatic change.

Near the end of the series, Chief Anubis Doggie Cruger, the SPD Shadow Ranger, confronted Mora on Gruumm's ship. She threw as many monsters as she could of drawn at him, but he destroyed them all. Eventually, she ran out of paper to draw monsters on and Cruger captured her.


Jack Landors: Morgana!

Morgana: Been a while since I faced you rangers.

Me: Boy how can I forget you Morgana. Especially those awesome monsters you made.

Xenia: Yeah that was awesome.

Morgana: that was cool.

Sydney Drew: So, you're an adult again.

Morgana: Right now, I am. Vypra gave me the ability to switch into my child form whenever I'm not in battle.

Me: That is amazing.

Qin: Yeah!

Me: And here is your archenemy too.

Catherine came out.

Catherine: (French Accent) My name is Catherine and I am your archenemy. I'm the Digidestined of France.

Morgana: It's a pleasure to meet you Catherine.

Qin: Nice!

We got the usual battles underway


Sakura Haruno, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Ben Tennyson, Scavenger and Bonecrusher VS Steam Smythe - Nico's rescue and Luan transforming and killing Dark Kevin


Steam Smythe was first.

Steam Smythe: (to Sakura) Nico's rescue involved Luan transforming and killing Dark Kevin at that Condiment Factory. Good thing he didn't have a dark version of the WarKevin suit.

Sakura Haruno: Boy that is a good thing or else we would be in serious trouble.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah but thank goodness he didn't have that or who knows what would have happened.

Maud Pie: (monotonously) That would not be a good thing to talk about.

Featherweight: Yeah that would be bad.

Sprocket: That would be a really bad thing.

Ben Tennyson: Yeah no kidding there.

Steam Smythe: No kidding there. Lets do it!

Sakura activated her Legend Items and got a Gear Sword and fired waves of boulders and bashed him down all over and then they fired waves of earth, rock, metal, gears and lightning and smashed him down.


Liam, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Timmy Turner, Crimson Chin, Mixmaster and Scrapper VS Iron Lung - Battling Another Cannonbolt, Another Ursa Major Undead Zodiarts and Another Dark Laser


Iron Lung was next.

Iron Lung: (to Liam) Nico, Sabrina's team, Dark Laser's team and the others did good Battling Another Cannonbolt and Another Ursa Major Undead Zodiarts. And Another Dark Laser as well.

Liam: Boy they sure did! It was just as exciting as an Irish Dance Festival.

Applejack: Yeah it sure was! And we were amazed to hear that the Another Cannonbolt was a girl that Eli knows too.

Apple Bloom: Yeah and SHE LOVES Christmas more than any other holiday.

Flashwing: Yeah she is awesome.

Timmy Turner: Boy we are happy that Eli knows her.

Crimson Chin: We sure are.

Iron Lung: I'm glad too. Lets do it!

Liam used his Legend Items and got an earth sword and they fired waves of earth, rock, apples and pies and smashed him all over and then fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, crystal and apples and smashed him down.


Stella, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Cosmo, Wanda, Breakdown and Drag Strip VS Bronze Kneecap - Lincoln's rescue


Bronze Kneecap was next.

Bronze Kneecap: (to Stella) I heard Lincoln's rescue involved him taking down Striker. How was it?

Stella: It was really awesome and Sunset transformed and she and Lincoln both let that monster have it.

Sunset Shimmer: We sure did and it was really awesome and fun.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that was so awesome and great.

Sunburn: I think it's great that we're going to the Sensei Realms for these awesome treasures too. They are awesome. As you can guess we went to the Sensei Fire Realm this time.

Cosmo: I thought it was a cold place.

BLANG!

Wanda hit Cosmo over the head with an anvil.

Wanda: What Cosmo means is that it was hot but fun.

WHAT AN IDIOT!

Bronze Kneecap: But I'm glad you guys had fun there. Lets do it!

Stella used her Legend Items and got a Fire Sword and they fired waves of fire of rainbow colors and smashed him all over and they fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Tyler Bowman, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Turtle Brothers, Robin Food and Mushi VS Touch & Go - Meeting gene-slammers for Ghostrick Warwolf and Masterflare Hyperion


Mr. Touch and Go were next.

Mr. Go: (to Tyler) We heard you guys met gene-slammers for Ghostrick Warwolf and Masterflare Hyperion. What are their names?

Tyler Bowman: Their names are Isabella Lupa and Lua Foo and we found out that Lua is the daughter of Hak Foo.

Mr. Touch: Wow! That was unexpected. I didn't know one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels was Hak Foo's daughter.

Starlight Glimmer: We were just as surprised as anyone was.

Cozy Glow: Yeah and their stories are awesome too.

FLASHBACK

Isabella Lupa: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Lua Foo: (Chinese Accent) If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Isabella Lupa: That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right. So, Isabella, Lua Foo, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Isabella Lupa: I remembered this one time, Lincoln and I were training underneath the moonlight and we were both in our werewolf forms for this one, and I was in a black sports bra and black shorts and Lincoln was only in black shorts: Lincoln was training me in hand-to-hand combat and how to control the murderous urges I get when the curse takes hold, and they really worked. Plus, we also did some wrestling, and I was still stunned as to how Lincoln was able to pin me onto the ground, but that, of course, turned into a make-out session with both of us kissing and hugging.

Me: A training session that turned into a make-out session under the moonlight?!

Isabella Lupa: We almost gave into our animalistic urges, but Lincoln showed that he had control over them, which really amazed me.

Lincoln: You can thank Rudina for helping me out with that one, Isabella. She helped me greatly with controlling the werewolf in me.

FLASHBACK PAUSES

Mr. Touch: Wow! So Lincoln helped Isabella reign in the strength and power of her werewolf form with her will and power and made it a great power! That's amazing!

Cozy Glow: It sure is. And listen to Lua Foo's story.

FLASHBACK RESUMES

Lua Foo: (Chinese Accent) That's for sure. Now, for me: I remembered this one time, I was helping Lincoln with some martial arts training, and Lynn was also there to help out as well, but then, we'd heard the sound of shrieking in the air, and we saw who it was that coming after us: it was Lori, and she was out for blood. Lincoln used his martial arts training from me and the other Guardian Angels and he defeated Lori, and Lynn tied Lori up with energy ropes and we dragged her back to The Loud House. Lincoln told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lori tried to do to him, and Lori got grounded for nine weeks, and we soon found out that the reason why Lori was in a nasty bad mood was that her phone screen cracked again, and we soon found out that Lola was the one who did it, she screamed and she ran out of the room.

Lynn: Yeah, and Lola confessed that it was an accident. But, Lori was going to kill her, until Lincoln knocked her hard on the head and knocked her out. Knowing that it was an accident, Lola didn't get punished, but she didn't get any dessert for two days, and she accepted it.

Lincoln: She was learning not to throw any of her temper tantrums, and that was the sign that she too was breaking free from her Dark Side, but Lori, she had a long way to go.

Nico: Oh yeah, now I remembered that day.

Me: Me too, and I was still stunned to find out that Lua Foo is your daughter, Hak Foo.

Hak Foo: True, but you didn't ask. But, I'm still proud of my daughter for what she's achieved, and she's been protecting Lincoln from bullies ever since.

Lua Foo: Thank you, Father, and Lincoln will take good care of me, do not worry.

Amy Rose: That's awesome to hear.

Sticks the Badger: Yep. Oh, hey, Lincoln, it's almost time.

Lincoln: Oh yeah, our first beach date with you and Maggie, Sticks.

Sonic: You know, I'm still surprised at how Lincoln got together with Sticks.

Tails: Same here.

Amy Rose: But, still, it's really sweet that Sticks and Lincoln are now together, and I didn't know that your sister, Maggie, had some feelings for Lincoln as well, Haiku.

Haiku: I've noticed it, but I knew it was only a matter of time.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Mr. Go: WHOA! Lincoln's training in Martial Arts from Lua really paid off! I'm proud of him.

Hex: We all are proud of him.

2003 Leo: Yeah that was awesome teachings there.

Mr. Go: It sure was. Shall we dance Mr. Touch?

Mr. Touch: Indeed we shall Mr. Go.

Tyler used his Legend Items and got a Skull sword and they fired waves of skulls and smashed them all over and they fired waves of skulls, bones, lightning, magic, stars and energy and smashed them down.


Kevin Reynolds, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Iron Man, Bugly and Iguanus VS Gary Gilbert A.K.A. Firebrand (Marvel) - The Mascots Pretend Duel


Firebrand was next.

Firebrand: (to Kevin) So, the mascots had a pretend duel. Good thing they didn't use real swords.

Kevin Reynolds: Yeah it was just swords made of cardboard but we all thought it was cute.

Fluttershy: It sure was and it was really adorable that they made makeshift armors from boxes like that.

Tornado Bolt: It was really cute and Billy said that he made a cardboard box armor for a Medieval fair and it was lousy.

Stealth Elf: Billy got the Cursed Armor Suit of the Black Knight from Grim and he looked great in it.

Iron Man: But the suit was a magical one and it couldn't be removed until he won a challenge.

Firebrand: But Brittney used her magic to remove that curse right?

Iron Man: She sure did. Her magic removed the curse from that armor and Billy can wear it whenever he presses a button on a watch.

Firebrand: Boy I'd like to see Sperg try and punch him in the face or give him a wedgie now. Lets do it!

Kevin used his Legend Items and got a leaf sword and they fired waves of fruit and smashed him all over and they fired waves of fruit, flowers, grass and leaves and smashed him down.


Shope, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Spiderman, Runabout and Runamuck VS Bette Sans Souci A.K.A. Plastique - The Mascots had fun


Plastique was next.

Plastique: (to Shope) The Mascots sure had fun earlier. And it's good practice for when they have to use swords.

Shope: Yeah no kidding and it was cool. I'm glad they had fun with those.

Twilight Sparkle: It was good practice for them. In their human forms they would be perfect for swords like that.

Starshine Sparkle: I agree there.

Spyro: No kidding. But it was fun seeing them be like that.

Spiderman: It sure was.

Plastique: You got that right. Lets do it!

Shope used her Legend Items and she got a Magic Sword and they fired waves of lightning and magic and smashed her all over and they fired waves of energy and magic and smashed her down.


Roach (Supernoobs), Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Hulk, Squawktalk and Beastbox VS Tony Woodward A.K.A. Girder - Santa needs our help again


Girder was next.

Girder: (to Roach) Santa needs the help of you guys again. What's the situation this time?

Roach: Well believe it or not all of Christmas is in peril. Santa made a toy version of himself in his place to run the village, and it thought that ALL the children in the world were naughty and he forced all the elves to give them coal for Christmas.

Girder: WHAT!? That's Preposterous!

Rainbow Dash: I know! A world given coal would be awful! It would get the kids to never believe in Santa Claus EVER AGAIN and we can't let that happen!

Scootaloo: Yeah no kidding there!

Whirlwind: A Christmas Without Santa is no holiday fun at all!

Hulk: Hulk agree there!

Girder: No kidding! I know Santa has a lot on his plate right now but that is crazy! Lets do it!

Roach used his Legend Items and got a Lightning Sword and they fired waves of rainbow lightning and smashed him all over the place and they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.


Zak Saturday, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Donkey Kong, Cassandra and Buddy Pine VS Ivan Kragoff A.K.A. Red Ghost (Marvel) - Santa making a toy Santa in his place


Red Ghost was next.

Red Ghost: (to Zak) (Russian Accent) Santa made a toy Santa in his place. I honestly think that was a disaster waiting to happen.

Zak: It IS a disaster waiting to happen. If we don't stop that Toy Santa, all the kids around the world are going to get coal whether they were good or bad and we can't let that happen! Christmas is in danger And billions of kids are going to get coal if we don't stop him!

Rarity: Oh I most agree darlings! The only ones that should get repulsive lumps of coal are those like Princess Morbucks and Cousin Mel.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah and those on the Permanent Naughty Plaque too!

Gill Grunt: Yeah this Toy Santa needs to be destroyed forever and given the Black Gates.

Donkey Kong: This version of Santa may look like him but he is an impostor.

Red Ghost: I agree there and no one good is getting coal on our watch! Lets do it!

Zak used his legend items and got a Jewel Water Sword and they fired waves of crystal and ice and smashed him all over and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.


Kim Possible, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Batman, Ashi, and Spoiled Rich VS Lady Shiva - Toy Santa thinks ALL KIDS ARE NAUGHTY!? THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!


Shiva was next.

Shiva: (to Kim) Toy Santa thinks ALL KIDS ARE NAUGHTY!? THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!

Kim Possible: Yeah no kidding! But we have to stop him or the kids are NEVER going to trust Santa ever again!

Princess Luna: This would be like what happened in that story where Princess Morbucks falsified the Christmas List and made the entire world Naughty except for her.

Snowdrop: Boy I heard all about that and that's the last thing we want to happen!

Gari: We can't let history repeat itself!

Blackout: No way there!

Batman: I agree there too.

Shiva: Yeah I agree there myself! Lets do it!

Kim used her Legend Items and got a Darkness Sword and they fired waves of moons and darkness and smashed her all over and they fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.


Ghost Rider, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Rainbow Dash, Danny Phantom, Brawlrus and Mab Lobs VS Johnny 13 - The Toy Santa is going down


Johnny 13 was next.

Johnny 13: (to Ghost Rider) The Toy Santa is going down. No one tries to ruin Santa's good name!

Ghost Rider: I agree there! These are innocent children that are getting coal and no innocent child gets coal. Not when the Spirit of Vengeance is watching everyone.

Johnny 13: Will your Penance Stare work on Toy Santa?

Ghost Rider: No this guy is a machine and he has no soul. It will only work on those that have souls.

Johnny 13: Oh. That makes sense.

Princess Celestia: Yeah but what he is doing is awful!

King Solar: I can't believe he wants to destroy Christmas's good name.

Solar Eclipsa: Yeah it's like destroying Hearthswarming Eve!

Amber Morning: Yeah no kidding and we can't let that happen!

Spotlight: It's just horrible he is going to do that!

Rainbow Dash: Totally not awesome!

Danny Phantom: No kidding there! That Toy Santa has got to go.

Johnny 13: I agree there too. Lets do it!

(GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY BY SPIDERBAIT PLAYS)

Ghost Rider: Lets Ride!

He transformed and they revved up their engines and they went after Johnny!

Ghost Rider used his Legend Items and got a light sword and blaster and they fired waves of light and fire and smashed him all over and they fired waves of light and fire and smashed him down.


Sonata Dusk VS Sir Raleigh


Sir Raleigh was next.

Sir Raleigh: (British Accent) This is always fun.

Sonata Dusk: Yeah it sure is!

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Julie Kane VS Windfall


Windfall was next.

Windfall: You ready for this?

Julie Kane: Always ready.

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Terrorsaur VS Fracture


Fracture was next.

Fracture: I'm ready for this.

Terrorsaur: So am I. Terrorsaur, TERRORIZE!

He transformed and blasted him all over and smashed him down.


Sari VS Evil Search Man


Evil Search Man was next.

Evil Search Man: I'm always ready for this.

Sari: So am I.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Blossom VS Comrade Red


Comrade Red was next.

Comrade Red: (Russian Accent) Ah so you ready to battle me?

Blossom: Always ready for you.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Erasa VS Evil Magma Man


Evil Magma Man was next.

Evil Magma Man: Ready to burn?

Erasa: You should ask yourself that question.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Mira VS Quicksand


Quicksand was next.

Quicksand: You ready for some fun?

Mira: Always ready.

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Eiliea the Winged Mermaid VS Saleen


Saleen was next.

Saleen: Hope you're ready for me.

Eiliea: I sure am.

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Noir Wendoma the Dharc the Dark Charmer Gene-Slammer VS Kuroto Dan aka Kamen Rider Genm.


Kuroto Dan was next.

Kuroto Dan: Get ready for me.

Noir Wendoma: I always am ready.

She fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.


Chester Cheetah VS Boil Man


Boil Man was next.

Boil Man: This is gonna be fun.

Chester Cheetah: And Dangerously Cheesy.

He fired waves of cheese and smashed him down.


Elemental Woman VS Lego Poison Ivy


Lego Poison Ivy was next.

Lego Poison Ivy: You ready for me?

Elemental Woman: Always ready.

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


SPD Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Camie, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Morgana (SPD)


Morgana was next.

Me: One day your so called father will be destroyed and given the black gates.

Morgana: I know and I can't wait.

Camie: Good.

Me: Lets get it on.

I teleported and opened her safe and it was was a bunch of weapons for the Evil HERO Neos Gene-Slammers in Lincoln's harem, it's a collection of Evil HERO Neos-themed spellbooks that also have some Weapon Fusion spells that also have the same effects as The Atlantis Sisters Gene-Slammers' Weapon Fusion spells. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

I teleported back with them.

SPD Rangers: Ready! SPD EMERGENCY!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers too!

Me: Time for some buttkicking! First this. SPD Morpher Judgement Mode!

I pressed a button and a white light flashed and a timer came on. 15 seconds later a Red X Lit up!

Me: GUILTY!

Eli: Lets get her!

SPD Rangers: DELTA ENFORCERS!

Me: Fire!

We fired waves of energy and blasted her all over and the rangers fired energy and the blasts all hit her and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

She was locked in a card and I picked it up.

Me: Morgana you have failed this world.

SPD Rangers: Shutdown!

Troy: Rangers that's a super mega win.


We regrouped.

Troy: The only kids that deserve coal are bad kids!

Tsukasa: Remember that!

Me: And no less!

Kamen Ride: Dino Fury Red!

Kamen Ride: Shishi Red!

Kamen Ride: Sasori Orange!

Kamen Ride: Ookami Blue!

Kamen Ride: Tenbin Gold!

Kamen Ride: Oushi Black!

Kamen Ride: Hebitsukai Silver!

Kamen Ride: Chameleon Green!

Kamen Ride: Washi Pink!

Kamen Ride: Kajiki Yellow!

Kamen Ride: Ryu Commander!

Kamen Ride: Koguma Skyblue!

Kamen Ride: Houou Soldier!

Tsukasa turned into Dino Fury Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Kyurangers!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! FORMULA SCIENCE FORCE!

They turned into the Build Riders!

Me: Lets get him!

We went at Toy Santa and smashed and pulverized him all over.

Cybertron Mudflap used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and got a longer sword, Armada Jetfire, Tailgate and Scrapper used the Autobot and EArth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Armada Jetfire's blaster Tailgate's Magnet and Scrapper's laser pistol 100-fold.

Cybertron Mudflap and Scrapper: SLASHING LASER SWORD!

Armada Jetfire and Tailgate: JET FLAME BLAST!

Metru of Fire and Pyro: FIRESTORM BLAST STORM!

Metru of Water and Dirty Bubble: WATER STORM BLAST STORM!

Metru of Air and Chemistro: AIR STORM BLAST!

Metru of Stone and KGBeast: STONE STORM BLAST!

Metru of Earth and Goliath: EARTH STORM BLAST!

Metru of Ice and Titanium Titan: ICE STORM BLAST!

Shark Force Blitz and Abomination: SHARK STORM BLITZ!

Chemical Cook Force and Puff: CHEMICAL FORCE BLAST!

Spies Galore and Spymaster: SPIES OF KRABBY PATTIES BLAST!

Griffin Geniuses and Griffin: GRIFFIN GENIUS FORCE!

Porcupine Trouble and Quillfire: QUILLS OF FURY!

FARTS AND STENCH and Stinkor: FARTS OF STINKING PUTRIDITY!

FEAR WAR and and MOE Sinistro: FEAR WAR SHOT!

FRIGHTBEARD CREW and Captain Frightbeard: FRIGHT SHOT BLAST!

Megalon Lightning Force and Megalon: KAIJU THUNDERSTRIKE BLAST!

Brutality of Mesa City and Muggshot: SMASHING MESA BLAST!

Bane Smash Storm and Lego Bane: BANE STORM BLAST!

Stinky Ice Farts and Stink Bug: STINKING ICE FARTS BLAST!

Scottish Demon Pride and Morrigan: CELTIC DEMON PRIDE STORM!

Animals of Mayhem and Animal Path: LEAVES OF ANIMALS BLAST!

Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Rose, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: MAELSTROM OF GENEROSITY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Rarity, Powerpuff Girls, Eli, me and Nico: CHRISTMAS POWERPUFF BLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: SNOW ELEMENT STYLE: SNOWFLAKE BLADES!

Jessica Kaios: SNOW FIRE STYLE: FIRE FLAKE BARRAGE!

Nanami Simpson: SNOW WATER STYLE: SNOW WHALES!

Julie Makimoto: SNOW EARTH STYLE: SNOW BOULDERS!

tatsumaki: SNOW WIND STYLE: SNOW CYCLONE!

Sari Sumdac: SNOW LIGHTNING STYLE: SNOW THUNDERBOLT!

Shantae: SNOW MAGIC STYLE: SNOW DOVES!

Akko: SNOW STAR STYLE: SNOW STARS!

They fired waves of elements that formed into snow weapons and powers.

Lincoln and his harem: SNOW FINAL SMASH: SNOWFLAKE BLIZZARD!

They fired a massive blizzard!

The blasts all hit him and smashed him all over.

We fired black energy blasts at Toy Santa and we destroyed him for good.

Lincoln: That's for trying to take over the real Santa's job.

Nico: Yeah, only he knows who's been naughty or nice. Alright, awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Arachnotaur to deal with, and the Spider God of Anger should be arriving...right now!

?: I hate every last one of you for what you did in destroying me!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and our energy auras flared up as we gained a massive power boost.

Lincoln: There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, you can come out now, Arachnotaur.

A muscular cow with a crimson spider body came out, and it was our old enemy, Arachnotaur, The Spider God of Anger.

Grim: (Jamaican Accent) I don't know how you escaped from The Warp, mon, but this ends here and now.

Serena Elma: Time to teach you a lesson.

Suddenly, Serena Elma's pink eyes turned neon pink, and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with plants, butterflies, flowers, trees, and fairies, she unholstered her massive Guardian Elma-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Arachnotaur, she left pink energy, plants, butterflies, flowers, trees, and fairies with every step.

Serena Elma: There can be no forgiveness for the crimes you've committed for eons, Arachnotaur, you've poisoned so many people into fits of anger and so many innocents have died because of that, The Galactic Council was right to have imprisoned you eons ago, but now, I shall see to it that you die here and now, and this time, there's no way you're ever coming back.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Suddenly, Serena Elma was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with flowers, trees, and plants surrounding the vortex, there are butterflies, fairies, and Guardian Elma flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Serena Elma emerged, but she was changed forever.

Serena Elma grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has spring green highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length pink hair and green flower barrette in her hair, she has neon pink eyes and a pink energy aura with plants, butterflies, flowers, trees, and fairies surrounding her, she has the Guardian Kanji in the hands of Guardian Elma emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with pink iris, she has on fairy earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Nature and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Guardian Elma with pink gems for eyes and holding the Nature and Eternity Kanjis in her hands on the bottom of her pink fairy-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Serena Elma has on a sleeveless dark purple midriff top, dark purple mini-skirt, pink shoes, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with plants, butterflies, flowers, trees, and fairies on the coattails, and on the back is Guardian Elma and she's surrounded by plants. Suddenly, Serena Elma felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive pink flower wings grew much bigger, but then, they were surrounded by light, and when the light faded, the pink flower wings had transformed into massive pink angel wings with purple tips on the feathers and they also have pink flowers that gave off a sweet scent, she now has eleven massive and long pink wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Serena Elma's Guardian Elma-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, plants, butterflies, flowers, trees, and fairies and when it emerged, it was transformed into Guardian Elma's Pink Flower Butterfly Greatsword of Nature Guardian Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink gems and Guardian Elma etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large pink fairy heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large pink fairy heads with green gems for eyes and a large purple gem below the fairy heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Guardian Elma's head with pink gems for eyes and a large purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, Guardian Elma's dagger, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below Guardian Elma that said, "Serena Elma, Gene-Slammer of Guardian Elma, Powerful Master of Plants, Butterflies, Flowers, Trees, and Nature, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Luan, Despiser of Marybeth Oliver, Archenemy of Madama Butterfly, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Plants, Butterflies, Flowers, Trees, and Nature"

セレナ・エルマ、ガーディアン・エルマのジーン・スラマー、植物、蝶、花、木、自然の強力なマスター、愛するガーディアン・エンジェル、リンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、ダーク・ルアンのスマッシャー、メアリーベス・オリバーの軽蔑者、マダマ・バタフライの大敵、スレイヤー悪、混乱、殺人、冷酷、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、植物、蝶、花、木、自然のマスター

Serena Elma has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FAIRY-GUARDIAN ELMA-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA PINK FLORAL NATURE FLOWERSTORM GUARDIAN ELMA FAIRY ANGEL OF DIVINE PINK FLORAL NATURE GUARDIAN JUSTICE AND DIVINE PINK FLORAL NATURE GUARDIAN LOVE!

We were amazed by Serena Elma's Super Angel-Fairy-Guardian Elma-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Arachnotaur saw it, he charged at her to kill her, but Serena Elma fired a powerful pink energy blast with plants, butterflies, flowers, trees, and fairies at The Spider God of Anger and it sent him flying out of Santa's workshop and into the snow and we all followed, he got up, but he was truly enraged beyond measure.

Bayonetta: (British Accent) Truly smashing, Serena's transformed. Looks like Madama Butterfly is going to enjoy having the chance to fight her in her first usual battle soon.

Lincoln: She sure will, Bayonetta, and Serena, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Serena Elma: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Guardian Elma Nature Fairy Angel and Divine Plant Guardian Elma Love) I feel incredible, Linky, now shall we put an end to the Spider God of Anger once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Serena.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Serena Elma.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've had this coming for eons, Arachnotaur, and now, you shall pay for what you've done.

Serena Elma and Lincoln went after Arachnotaur, who tried to hit them with webs, but they dodged them, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Arachnotaur and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him, along with scratches from Lincoln's claws, and they were angering him even more.

Then, Serena Elma and Lincoln threw fruit bombs at Arachnotaur, and they exploded and he was all covered in fruit juice.

Nico: Ooh, fruit bombs, nice one.

Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Serena Elma, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Guardian Elma's Nature Guardian Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's pink with green leaves and plants on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and Guardian Elma surrounded by plants etched on the sides, and a purple gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Serena Elma fired blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy, and elemental forces at Arachnotaur and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down.

Then, Lincoln ran at Arachnotaur and he put the Spider God of Anger into a brutal bear hug, so that he couldn't escape, and as Lincoln sank his fangs into him, Lincoln began sucking out Arachnotaur's blood and absorbing him into his skin and not only was he assimilating his powers, but he was also gaining a really astronomical power boost from all that anger he has. Then, as soon as Lincoln was done, an energy card with Arachnotaur's soul imprisoned inside formed in Lincoln's large left hand and when the Judgement Kanji formed, Arachnotaur's soul was sent to The Black Gates. We cheered as Serena Elma and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Serena Elma's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive pink wolf tails, and massive pink angel wings are permanent.

Serena Elma: Your days of corrupting people with anger are over. Thanks for helping me destroy Arachnotaur, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Serena.

Suddenly, Serena Elma wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Serena Elma's face, they kissed passionately as Serena Elma's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Guardian Elma flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and plants and trees growing around them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Serena Elma came back to us as the display and Guardian Elma vanished.

Nico: Wow, guys, you really brutally beat down Arachnotaur.

Lincoln: We knew from Grim of how strong Arachnotaur was, but we were stronger and we showed him that his anger made him weak and blind, and it was eventually his undoing.

Serena Elma: Yeah, when you put him in that brutal bear hug and you did your thing, Lincoln, and we also know who we're meeting tomorrow, right?

Lincoln: Oh yeah, Alecto Shadowcall, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Witch for Day 4 of The Skylands Treasure Hunt.

Isabella Lupa: And then, all we have left after Alecto Shadowcall are Thera Amihan, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Yeti and Miyuki Shirayuki, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Yuki-Onna, and all of the Ghostrick Gene-Slammers will have been found.

Ursula Truaigheaingeal: (Scottish Accent) That's right, Isabella.

Plastique: Now, Santa, what have we learned?

Santa: Never put another version of me in charge of Christmas.

Girder: That's right.

Me: Exactly.

Red Ghost: But I don't blame you for wanting a break.

Shiva: We're still keeping the Legos though.

Johnny 13: It would be a waste to destroy them.

Me: But you have billions of kids all over the world that need you Santa.

Santa Claus: I know. So that's 6 times you saved me.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: But it was awesome. Great job today everyone.

Lola: Thanks.

Rarity: (To the viewers) Hope you darlings all loved this adventure as it was really fun.

Me: It sure was.

Santa: Thanks for helping me out guys.

Me: Anytime Santa.

We later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END.


Another awesome chapter done.

The Santa Claus 2 was an awesome movie!

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Omi and his team which has Omi, Natalie, Nicole and Nadine Bernado, Harpie Lady, Harpie Queen, Harpie Girl, Harpie Lady Sisters. Box Ghost, Superfriends Scarecrow, Byruit, Dark Troll, Jake Steele/Fred Flintstone and Gravitational Spring are heading to Switzerland and we're going there for another awesome rescue and we're going to Battle Dark Rolf and THAT EVIL VERSION OF THE SON OF A SHEPHERD IS GOING TO BEAT UP ALL THREE ED'S FEROCIOUSLY WITH INCREDIBLE FURY AND HE WILL WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO MOUNT THEIR SEVERED HEADS ON TROPHY PLAQUES AND PUT THEM OVER HIS FIREPLACE AND LUNA, SAM AND THEIR ADOPTED DAUGHTER WHITNEY ARE GOING TO REALLY LET THAT HORRIBLE SON OF A SHEPHERD HAVE IT AND DARK ROLF IS GOING TO SAY SOME REALLY HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT THE EDS THAT WILL SET THEM OFF AND THE THREE OF THEM ARE GOING TO TRANSFORM INTO THEIR MOST POWERFUL FORMS EVER KNOWN AND LET HIM HAVE IT AND DESTROY HIM LIKE HOW LUAN DESTROYED DARK KEVIN! Also we're going to face Another Pavo Undead Zodiarts as well as Another Box Ghost and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Machamp and her name is Hina Lazuli and she is Nico's friend from Gym Class and she is a really ferociously powerful boxer, wrestler and fighter and knows how to kick some Butt! She even pulverized a rapist to death for trying to hurt a girl that she knows. The match-up is for Janet Kinsington, Gene-Slammer of Infernalqueen Archfiend, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Merlock the Magician. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to The Skylands, specifically the Sensei Water Realm for Day 4 of The Skylands Treasure Hunt, and Rarity is going to get a powerful treasure here: a powerful greatsword known as The Maelstrom Generosity Alicorn Greatsword of The Water Skylanders, but we also got bad news: Max Goof's old enemy, Bradley Uppercrust III, has broken out of prison again and he still wants revenge on us for foiling his schemes years ago and getting him expelled and thrown in prison. But, this time, we're going to defeat him again, and this time, he's going to become the newest humiliation fodder at Lynn's Table. And we're also going to meet Alecto Shadowcall, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Witch, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Salem, Massachusetts, and his classmate in Gym. She's a Witch and she was born with the powers of dark magic and darkness and she also knew of Lincoln being a vampire-werewolf hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. She's a very skilled user of dark magic and she knows how to cast very powerful spells with efficiency. She's also used her skills in dark magic to defend Lincoln from the bullies at school and outside and Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan at home. She's also the master of a dark power known as Witch's Dark Sabbath, when she uses this dark power, she'll chant a powerful dark incantation to summon the dead to kill the guilty persons destined to die. This one time, Lincoln made a beautiful necklace with witch hat pendant, and she loved it so much, she hugged Lincoln and kissed him and he returned it. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club and she'll become a future member of The Goths of Darkness, and she hates the jerks with a burning passion and she wants nothing more than to send their souls to Oblivion, along with a Shura the Combat Star Gene-Slammer named Janna Chan, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from California and classmate in math, but she's also an amazing acrobat and capable of wielding just about anything. She and Lincoln studied the ways of archaeology, and Lincoln made Janna a hat that resembles Indiana Jones's hat. To show thanks, Janna kissed Lincoln on the lips, she's also the daughter of Jackie Chan (Jackie Chan Adventures) and the cousin of Jade Chan, and she hates The Wet Bandits with a burning passion. Get ready for another awesome adventure with Santa Clause as we help him face B.Z. Who has returned and we're going to stop him from Ousting Santa Claus and creating a second Christmas in March.