This chapter is based on the movie The Santa Claus


Over in the Swiss Alps of beautiful Switzerland was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Omi and his team which has Omi, Natalie, Nicole and Nadine Bernado, Harpie Lady, Harpie Queen, Harpie Girl, Harpie Lady Sisters. Box Ghost, Superfriends Scarecrow, Byruit, Dark Troll, Jake Steele/Fred Flintstone and Gravitational Spring and we were there for another awesome and fun rescue.

Lola: I always love coming here to the Swiss Alps.

Nico: Me too! It's so beautiful here.

Airazor: It sure is beautiful. I think it's so amazing that these mountains are so beautiful.

Laney: They sure are. I think it's all beautiful up here.

Omi: (Tibetan Accent) It is most beautiful up here too.

Camie: It sure is.

Zuria: I'll say.

Nico: Omi, I want to thank you, Box Ghost, and your teams for coming.

Omi: It is a most generous honor to be with you on this rescue Nico.

Me: We're glad you all can come.

Xenia: We sure are.

Lincoln: (to the Bernado sisters) Girls, remember when we first met?

Natalie Bernado: I sure do. That was so awesome.

Nicole Bernado: You had problems in science class and we helped you with making a plasma ball.

Me: That is awesome girls. I didn't know you were that skilled.

Nadine Bernado: It's a hidden talent but yeah.

Me: It's still awesome though.

Lola: Yep.

Maria: And now, you girls are part of Lincoln's harem.

Nicole Bernado: We sure are.

Me: Not just them but numerous others.

Qin: Yep.

Zuria: How did Lincoln call you girls his guardian angels?

Me: That's what I was wondering myself for a long time ever since the whole gene-slammer fiasco began and we were discovering numerous other kinds of gene-slammers too.

Nico: Yeah.

Lincoln: Well I don't know the full extent of the story myself but I guess it was said that Heaven took pity on me because of all the abuse and torment I've had to endure at the hands of so many that they decided to form a massive group of angels for me to protect me.

Me: Hmm. Well we'll find out the full extent of the story someday. But Lincoln you are really lucky to have so many girls not just in your harem but also to protect you and all those you love including your sisters like Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana and Lily.

Lola: That is awesome.

Lana: I'll say.

Nadine Bernado: Yeah we were chosen to be something special for him.

Nico: I hope we didn't do too much damage to Santa's place yesterday.

Me: Nah. Besides Toy Santa did most of the damage. But at least we saved all of Christmas from falsely getting only coal.

Xenia: But it was awesome helping him out again.

Camie: And this was how many times? Six?

Me: Yep. Six times we helped him.

Nico: Yep.

Rainbow Dash: But man J.D. that story you told us was really awesome!

Apple Bloom: Boy I'll say!

Me: Glad you guys liked it. I had it made for us on Christmas by the Ghost Writter.

Nico: I remember that. That was so awesome.

May: And we kept all those Lego Bricks.

Me: Boy did we ever.

Lola: Yeah those were so awesome.

Xenia: Yeah those were cool.

Lola: They sure were. And Audrey made an awesome life size lego replica of the tower of Sauron.

Camie: That was cool!

Laney: It sure was.

Nico: And I don't know why. But I feel like on the Ambassador mission today, I'll meet a Victreebel Gene Slammer.

Me: That one will be cool! And it's so funny how James's Victreebel chews on him every time.

We laughed.

Lola: Yeah that is so funny.

Xenia: Yeah that is so awesome.

Zuria: That sure is funny.

Luna: Dudes, it's so awesome that we're here in Switzerland.

Sam: It sure is.

Lincoln: We've been here before on our big trip around the world, and we also can't forget that this place is also where they make chocolate.

The mouths of Lincoln's sisters and the others drooled.

Nico: (Snickers) I might've known you'd say that, Lincoln.

Me: We knew his sisters were chocoholics, and just the smell of chocolate and they go wild.

May: And the same went with the Eds, since they love chocolate, as well as Jawbreakers.

Ed: Yum!

Nico: Alright. Let's keep our eyes out for any trouble.

Me: Right.

Luna: Dudes, it's so awesome that we're here in Switzerland.

Sam: It sure is.

Me: Switzerland is always a beautiful place to visit.

Lincoln: We've been here before on our big trip around the world, and we also can't forget that this place is also where they make chocolate.

The mouths of Lincoln's sisters and the others drooled.

Lola: Mmm chocolate

Nico: (Snickers) I might've known you'd say that, Lincoln.

Me: We knew his sisters were chocoholics, and just the smell of chocolate and they go wild.

May: And the same went with the Eds, since they love chocolate, as well as Jawbreakers.

Ed: Yum!

Suddenly, the Eds were grabbed by someone and they were getting the crap beaten out of him, and Lincoln grabbed the figure and pulled him off the Eds and threw him into a tree, and Lincoln gave the Eds three potions he made, and they were cured.

Eddy: Thanks, Lincoln, but who the hell was that?!

?: ROLF SHALL HAVE SWIFT VENGEANCE UPON YOU, ED BOYS!

Ed: TROUBLE, BAD!

Edd: Oh no.

We then saw the figure whom Lincoln grabbed and pulled off the Eds and tossed into a tree: it was Dark Rolf, and he was out for their heads. This version of Rolf was like Rolf but had red eyes.

Sam: Oh man, first, we had to deal with Dark Sarah, then yesterday, Dark Kevin, and now, Dark Rolf.

Luna: It's like the past of Peach Creek is coming back to haunt the Eds.

Me: Oh boy.

Dark Rolf: ROLF SHALL HAVE THE HEADS OF THE ED BOYS, THEIR TOMFOOLERY HAS ANGERED THE SON OF A SHEPHERD, AND THE SHE-DEVILS OF THE ED BOYS WILL FOLLOW THEM TO THEIR DEATHS FOR BEING WITH THEM!

We knew he also made a death threat to Leni, Luan, and Linka for just being with the Eds, and that really pissed us off!

Lincoln: No one threatens our sisters!

Luna: And gets away with it, dude!

Sam: Now, we'll do to you what Luan did to Dark Kevin!

Whitney: And it's going to hurt!

Box Ghost: BEWARE, ASSHOLE!

Me: Because THIS is going to REALLY HURT! REAL Bad!

Xenia: Big time!

Suddenly, something within Luna, Sam, and Whitney's minds snapped as the memories of the times the Eds were attacked by Rolf for the slightest incursion rushed through their heads, and Luna's blue eyes turned neon blue, Sam's eyes turned neon red, and Whitney's eyes turned neon purple, and Luna was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with water, ice, ocean waves, snow, ice crystals, sirens, music notes, and mermaids, Sam was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with lava, fire, music notes, hula girls, and phoenixes, and Whitney was surrounded by a purple energy aura with water, ice, ocean waves, snow, ice crystals, sirens, music notes, lava, fire, hula girls, phoenixes, and mermaids, they unholstered their massive greatswords, and as they approached Dark Rolf, they left rainbow energy, water, ice, ocean waves, snow, ice crystals, sirens, music notes, lava, fire, hula girls, phoenixes, and mermaids with every step.

Luna: I've had it up to hear with you for the last time, it's bad enough that you've beaten up the Eds for the slightest thing that can set you off.

Sam: But, to also say some of the most horrible things about them, that's just going too far, dude!

Whitney: And you need a lesson in manners and true discipline.

Luna, Sam, and Whitney: (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) But, what you also said in threatening Leni, Luan, and Linka with death just for being associated with the Eds..., YOU'VE JUST CROSSED ONE LINE TOO MANY, YOU HORRIBLE SON OF A SHEPHERD, AND FOR THAT, WE'RE GOING TO KILL YOU IN THE MOST GRUESOME WAY POSSIBLE! YOU MESS WITH OUR FAMILY AND THE EDS, AND YOU WILL PAY BIG TIME!

We gasped at the sheer extent of Luna, Sam, and Whitney's fury: Dark Rolf went too far, and now, he is going to pay.

Lincoln: Oh man, now it's Dark Rolf's turn to suffer the consequences for what he just did in beating up the Eds, and what he just did in threatening Leni, Luan, and Linka with death just for being with the Eds, now he's really going to get it. STAND YOUR GROUND, GANG, THEY'RE GOING TO EXPLODE!

We stood our ground, but Dark Rolf fell into a homicidal rage and ran at Luna, Sam, and Whitney to kill them, but Luna, Sam, and Whitney screamed like three madwomen and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

There was a massive explosion of energy and power and they were surrounded by massive vortexes of rainbow and purple energy with water, ice, ocean waves, snow, ice crystals, music notes, lava, and fire surrounding the vortexes, and the force of the vortexes sent Dark Rolf flying into a nearby tree, there are sirens, mermaids, hula girls, and phoenixes flying around the vortexes, and in the vortexes are a purple, teal, and brown phoenix with red eyes glaring at Dark Rolf: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortexes fade, Luna, Sam, and Whitney emerged, but they were changed forever.

(TOURNIQUET BY EVANESCENCE PLAYS)

Luna remained tall at 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and the weighted purple bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs were now covered with gold metal bands, and she now has nine large purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair, she has neon aqua blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with water, ocean waves, snowflakes, ice crystals, mermaids, and sirens surrounding her, she has three rainbow mermaids holding the Water and Ice Kanjis in their hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on mermaid earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Water, Ice, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands and her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with purple gems on the gold water drop links and purple crystal links and a purple mermaid-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a mermaid with purple gems for eyes and holding the Water, Ice, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant, she has on a purple shirt with an ocean blue phoenix, purple skirt with ocean waves and snowflakes on it, black pants with water drops and snowflakes on it, purple leather knee-high combat boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with ocean waves, snowflakes, ice crystals, mermaids, and sirens on the coattails, and on the back are mermaids and sirens with ocean waves and snowflakes surrounding them. Suddenly, Luna felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive brown angel wings with purple and aqua blue tips on the large brown feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Blue Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and her cutie mark is on her right shoulder, and she has on purple fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Luna's massive Sirens' Musical Oceanic Maelstrom Greatsword of Mermaid Oceanic Justice and Oceanic Rock Love and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, ocean waves, snowflakes, ice crystals, mermaids, and sirens, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sirens' Music Ocean Maelstrom Greatsword of Mermaid Oceanic Justice and Oceanic Rock Love, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded purple and aqua blue gems and the Sirens etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large ocean blue mermaid heads for the crossguard, large ocean blue and purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer ocean blue handle, four large angel heads with ocean blue gems for eyes and a large aqua blue and purple gem on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large purple gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large siren head with purple gems for eyes and a large ocean blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the mermaid that said, "Luna Loud Also Known as Luna Frost, Third Born and Third Eldest of The Loud Family, Loving Guardian of Lincoln Loud, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings, Loving Eldest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Sam Sharp Loud, Loving Mother of Whitney, Amazing and Talented Rockstar, Destroyer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Descendant of 17th Century Bard Luna of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Morris Bench Also Known as Hydro Man, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Kiyomori Taira, and Nate Krenshikov, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of The Sirens, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Water, Music, and Ice"

ルナ・ラウド ルナ・フロストとしても知られ、ラウド家の3番目に生まれ3番目の長男、リンカーン・ラウドの愛情深いガーディアン、彼女の多くの兄弟姉妹の愛情深い姉妹、リタとリン・シニアの長女、サム・シャープ・ラウドの愛情深いガールフレンド、愛情深い母親ホイットニーの、驚くべき才能のあるロックスター、悪の破壊者、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、スコットランドのラウド湖の17世紀の吟遊詩人ルナの子孫、モリスベンチの宿敵としても知られるハイドロマン、モラグ・マクラフリンの駆逐艦、平清盛、ネイト・クレンシコフ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、サイレンの使者兼チャンピオン、ラウド・ハウスとラウド・ファミリーの擁護者、そして水、音楽、氷のマスターとして

Luna Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MERMAID-SIREN-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA MUSICAL SIREN MAELSTROM ARCTIC SNOW MERMAID ANGEL OF DIVINE MUSICAL OCEAN ARCTIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE ARCTIC OCEANIC HOPE!

Sam Sharp-Loud grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair with teal streaks, she has neon orange eyes, and a rainbow energy aura with music notes, lava, fire, hula girls, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has Pele, the Goddess of Volcanoes emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on phoenix earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Lava, Music, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with orange gems embedded in the gold flame links and orange crystal links and orange hula girl-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with orange gems for eyes and holding the Lava, Music, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant, Sam Sharp-Loud has on a short, teal leather jacket with a crimson patch bearing a white skull on the back, a white T-shirt with the roundel of the RAF on the front, a pair of deep burgundy jeans cut at the knees, a pair of dark purple boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with music notes, lava, fire, hula girls, and phoenixes on the coattails and on the back is Pele, the Goddess of Volcanoes, and she's surrounded by lava. Suddenly, Sam Sharp-Loud felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with teal and orange tips on the feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back along with eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with teal gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and she has on purple fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Sam Sharp-Loud's massive Sword of Pele and all the other swords she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, music notes, lava, fire, hula girls, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Pele's Volcanic Musical Greatsword of Volcanic Musical Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and the Goddess of Volcanoes, Pele, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large hula girl heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large hula girl heads and an orange gem on the bottom of the hula girl heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large teal gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large hula girl head with orange gems for eyes and a large teal gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below Pele that said, "Sam Sharp-Loud, Loving Older Sister of Simon Sharp, Friend of Sully and Mazzy, Loving Eldest Daughter of Tony and Amanda Sharp, Loving Girlfriend of Luna Loud, Loving Mother of Whitney, Amazing and Talented Rockstar, Destroyer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Archenemy of Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney, Destroyer of Nate Krenshikov, Sinclair T. Sharp, and Michael and Michelle Malloy, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Pele, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Fire and Volcanoes"

サム・シャープラウド、サイモン・シャープの愛情深い姉、サリーとマジーの友人、トニーとアマンダ・シャープの愛情深い長女、ルナ・ラウドの愛情深いガールフレンド、ホイットニーの愛情深い母、驚くほど才能のあるロックスター、悪の破壊者、錯乱した殺人者、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、ジンボ、ドルフ、カーニーの大敵、ネイト・クレンシコフの破壊者、シンクレア・T・シャープ、マイケルとミシェル・マロイ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、ペレの使者にしてチャンピオン、ラウドハウスとラウドファミリーの擁護者、火と火山のマスター

Sam Sharp-Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-HULA GIRL-PHOENIX-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA MUSICAL VOLCANIC FIRESTORM HULA GIRL PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE LAVA FIRESTORM HULA GIRL JUSTICE AND DIVINE LAVA FIRESTORM PHOENIX LOVE!

Whitney Loud-Sharp grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair with teal streaks, she has neon purple eyes, and a rainbow energy aura with music notes, lava, fire, hula girls, water, ocean waves, snowflakes, ice crystals, mermaids, sirens, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a hula girl surrounded by three mermaids emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on mermaid and phoenix earrings with blue and orange gems for eyes and holding the Water, Lava, Music, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands and claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with purple gems embedded in the gold flame and water drop links and purple crystal links and purple mermaid-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a phoenix and mermaid with orange and blue gems for eyes and holding the Water, Lava, Music, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands and claws for the pendant. Whitney Loud-Sharp has on a purple leather jacket with crimson patch bearing a white skull on the back, purple T-shirt with skull on the front, deep blue jeans cut at the knees, dark purple boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with music notes, lava, fire, hula girls, water, ocean waves, snowflakes, ice crystals, mermaids, sirens, and phoenixes on the coattails and on the back is Pele, the Goddess of Volcanoes and The Sirens, and they're surrounded by lava and water. Suddenly, Whitney Loud-Sharp felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive purple and blonde angel wings with orange and teal tips on the feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back along with eleven massive and long purple wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and she has on purple fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Whitney Loud-Sharp's massive greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, music notes, lava, fire, hula girls, water, ocean waves, snowflakes, ice crystals, mermaids, sirens, and phoenixes and when it emerged, it was transformed into The Sirens and Pele's Volcanic Maelstrom Arctic Musical Greatsword of Volcanic Maelstrom Arctic Musical Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange and ocean blue gems and The Sirens and the Goddess of Volcanoes, Pele, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large hula girl heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large hula girl heads and an orange gem on the bottom of the hula girl heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large teal gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold siren head with orange gems for eyes and a large teal gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below The Sirens and Pele that said, "Whitney Loud-Sharp, Loving Niece of Simon Sharp, Friend of Mazzy and Sully, Loving Daughter of Luna Loud and Sam Sharp-Loud, Loving Mother of Whitney, Amazing and Talented Rockstar, Destroyer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of Nate Krenshikov, Sinclair T. Sharp, and Michael and Michelle Malloy, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of The Sirens and Pele, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Water, Music, Fire, and Volcanoes"

ホイットニー・ラウド・シャープ、サイモン・シャープの愛情深い姪、マジーとサリーの友人、ルナ・ラウドとサム・シャープ・ラウドの愛情深い娘、ホイットニーの愛情深い母、驚くほど才能のあるロックスター、悪の破壊者、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、ネイト・クレンシコフ、シンクレア・T・シャープ、マイケルとミシェル・マロイ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、サイレンの使者とチャンピオン、ペレ、ザ・ラウド・ハウスの擁護者そしてザ・ラウド・ファミリー、そして水、音楽、火、そして火山の達人

Whitney Loud-Sharp has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-HULA GIRL-SIREN-MERMAID-PHOENIX-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA MUSICAL MAELSTROM VOLCANIC FIRESTORM HULA GIRL SIREN PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE MAELSTROM LAVA FIRESTORM HULA GIRL JUSTICE AND DIVINE MAELSTROM LAVA FIRESTORM PHOENIX LOVE!

We were amazed by the Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformations of Luna, Sam, and Whitney, but when Dark Rolf saw it, he ran at them to kill them, but Luna, Sam, and Whitney fired powerful rainbow energy blasts with music notes, lava, fire, hula girls, water, ocean waves, snowflakes, ice crystals, mermaids, sirens, and phoenixes and they hit Dark Rolf and sent him into another tree, he got up, but he was beyond mad now.

Luna: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Musical Oceanic Arctic Maelstrom Mermaid Angel and Divine Oceanic Arctic Maelstrom Love) You're through, you rotten son of a shepherd.

Sam: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Musical Volcanic Firestorm Phoenix Hula Angel and Divine Volcanic Firestorm Love) You give the real Rolf a really bad name!

Whitney Loud-Sharp: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Musical Ocean Maelstrom Volcanic Firestorm Phoenix Hula Mermaid Angel and Divine Ocean Maelstrom Volcanic Firestorm Love) And now, we're going to end you once and for all!

Luna, Sam, and Whitney went after Dark Rolf, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, fire, water, ice crystals, hula girls, lava, sirens, phoenixes, and mermaids and they exploded as they hit Dark Rolf, and they also attacked him with their massive greatswords and they drew blood. Then, Lincoln came in and he brutally pummeled Dark Rolf badly.

Superfriends Scarecrow: Be afraid. Be VERY afraid!

Dark Rolf: ROLF WILL RELEASE HIS RAGE NOW!

He went at us with the FULL FORCE OF A STAMPEDE OF WILD RABID BULLS!

Dark Rolf: YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CELERY STALK ON THE BACK OF A SEA URCHIN!

I kicked him in the face and then took a shepherd's hook and then…

Me: (YELLS)

BLAM!

Me: (YELLS AGAIN)

SMASH!

Me: (YELLS AGAIN)

KRABLAM!

I bashed Dark Rolf's skull in with brutal fury with the hook! OUCH!

Dark Rolf got up and he was REALLY MAD!

Nico: FUCK, HE'S STRONG!

Me: I got an idea!

Edd: I'm way ahead of you J.D.

He looked up the song That's My Horse.

Edd begins to blow, and Nico and me started dancing.

Nico: "That's my horse!" [smashes a boulder on Dark Rolf's head]

KRASMASH!

Me: "That's my horse!" [Smashes a wheelbarrow on Dark Rolf's head]

Nico: "Yes, that's my horse!" [He slaps Dark Rolf's cheek.]

Me: "That's my horse!" [I hit Dark Rolf, and me and Nico laugh.]

Nico: "That's my horse!" [He breaks a barrel over Dark Rolf's head.]

Zuria: "I like this song."

Me: "My horse! My horse!" [I slams an anvil down on Dark Rolf's head.]

Nico: "Uh-uh-uh."

Ed turned into Edzilla.

Edzilla: NO! THIS IS ED'S HORSE! (throws Dark Rolf against a massive rock)

SMASH!

We laughed hysterically!

Nico: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!

Dark Rolf got up and he was MASSIVELY INFURIATED NOW!

Dark Rolf: QUAKE AND QUIVER LIKE A JELLYFISH, DOGGIE DOO-DOO ED-BOY, FOR IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT SHEPHERD ELDERS, ROLF WILL GRILL YOUR STRUDEL UNTIL YOU CRY LIKE A TEENSY WEENSY BABY!

Ed: "Slow down there, chief! Strudel gives me gas. How bout one large pepperoni, no mushrooms, double pickles?"

Maria: A DOG HAS RAISED IT'S HIND LEG ON THE AGE OF NEVERMORE!

Maria punched and pulverized Dark Rolf all over!

Maria: Man, it feels weird saying that!

Nico: I think you learned that one from Carmen and our Rolf.

Qin: Yeah.

Maria: I sure did.

Dark Rolf: YOU HAVE SQUEEZED AN ORANGE RIND IN THE EYE OF ROLF!

Me: Top this!

I then took out two lemons and then squeezed their Juice right into my eyes! My eyes pop and swell, but I am now able to see a dark force that summoned the darkness of the Eds friends. I saw that it was all the work of Mr. Mxyzptlk.

Me: (GASP) So Mr. Mxyzptlk Is behind this!

Nico: I knew it was the work of our mischievous little friend summoning the dark sides of our friends.

Qin: Clever. But that must've stung bad!

Me: It did but it helps.

May: Look, we're still not going to kill Mr. Mxyzptlk. I'm willing to kill scumbags like Joker and Luthor. But people like Mr. Mxyzptlk? No thank you!

Nico: That's true.

Me: Yeah he is funny and gives us a funny laugh! Maria can you wash my eyes out?

Maria: Sure thing.

She did so with her powers.

Me: Ahh. Thanks. Man that hurt! I don't know how Rolf is able to do it but man that stung bad!

Nico: No kidding.

Me: Yeah.

I wiped off my face with a towel.

Me: Now lets see. Where were we? Oh right. I'm going to squeeze THOUSANDS of orange rinds into your eyes Dark Rolfy Boy!

Maria: Like this! (squeezes orange rinds into Dark Rolf's eyes)

SQUIRT!

He got Orange Rinds squirted RIGHT INTO HIS EYES!

Nico: YIKES!

Maria: Time for this.

She put on the Hat of Discipline.

Dark Rolf: The Hat of Discipline?

Maria: Yes the Hat of Discipline! Do you live in a cave!

KRASMASH!

She flattened him flatter than a pancake!

May: Say the word and when we end him!

Lincoln: How about right now!

Maria: May your nose fester with the rage of olives!

Dark Rolf tried to throw a punch at Lincoln only for Lincoln to grab and break his arm, and then, Lincoln sucked out and absorbed Dark Rolf's immense physical strength and made him completely weak.

That allowed Luna, Sam, and Whitney to finish him off by firing blasts of rainbow energy at Dark Rolf and he was destroyed and sent to the Black Gates just like with Dark Kevin. We cheered as Luna, Sam, and Whitney holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and the new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eyes, eleven massive and long wolf tails, and massive angel wings of Luna, Sam, and Whitney are permanent.

Luna: That'll teach you, you rotten Son of A Shepherd.

Sam: You said it, Luna, and thanks for the assist, Lincoln.

Luna: Yeah, dude, you broke Dark Rolf's arm and you also sucked out and absorbed his immense physical strength and made him completely weak.

Lincoln: And it also increased my already infinite and immense brute superhuman strength.

Me: This was from using Mrrungo-Mu's powers, and you've been getting bigger and stronger in those past six and a half years.

Nico: You got that right.

Me: That was cool.

Eli: We're not done yet. I sense the next Another Undead Zodiarts Gene-slammer coming.

Nico: Who's turn is it?

Boris: I don't.. (Winces)

His mark for Pavo the Peacock glowed.

Boris: Oh my mark for Pavo is glowing.

Me: That means it's Pavo the Peacock next.

Nico: For the Southern Hemisphere. Cool.

Me: And there it is.

We saw a figure come out and it was ANOTHER PAVO UNDEAD ZODIARTS! It looked like a mixture of the Peacock Undead, GuldMirage and Sheerghosts!

Me: Whoa! Another Pavo Undead Zodiarts.

Qin: Colorful and pretty.

Me: Yep. Isaka may be in the Black Gates but the Peacock Undead is now in the servitude of the M.O.E.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Who are you?

Another Pavo Undead Zodiarts: (In a girls voice) (Crying) I think J.D. knows me.

Nico: Is it crying?

Me: Oh man. I know that crying anywhere.

It reverted back and it was a girl in a sailor soldier uniform and she had blue hair and blue eyes and was crying hard.

Me: (GASP) Kammie Amii A.K.A. Sailor Kamino.

Sailor Kamino: (CRYING) J.D.! I'm sorry!

I went over to her and I hugged her.

Me: Kammie you have nothing to be sorry for.

Sailor Kamino: (CRYING) But I hurt you!

Me: It wasn't your fault.

Maria: J.D. get away from her now.

Nico: Maria! Let him tell us what happened.

Me: Kammie and I had a horrible argument years ago and ever since then she never has forgiven herself for it.

Nico: What happened?

Me: I uh.… I don't really remember. But I forgot what it was we were arguing about and ever since then she never forgave herself.

Kammie was crying hard into my chest and I comforted her.

Maria: Do we even want to know?

Nico: Maria I think it's very personal.

Sailor Kamino: (Crying) I'm sorry J.D.! I should not have hurt you when you and your sister were talking.

Me: It's all right Kammie. But right I remember now. She mistook my sister for my girlfriend.

Nico: Oops.

Qin: That was accidental.

Me: Kammie it's okay. I forgave you for that long ago. It was a case of mistaken identity.

Sailor Kamino: (Crying) But I…

Me: Kammie look at me. It was not your fault. It was all a mistake. I forgave you for that. Now smile.

Sailor Kamino: Okay. I'll try.

Me: Good.

Nico: So, you're the Sailor Soldier of Kamino?

Sailor Kamino: Yes I am.

Eli: That was where the Raid of Kamino took place during the Clone Wars.

Sailor Kamino: That's right. Big battle back then.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: Are there any other opponents with you?

Sailor Kamino: Yes another version of him.

She pointed to Box Ghost.

Box Ghost: Another Box Ghost!? Whoa! Beware!

Nico: Hostile or friendly?

Sailor Kamino: Friendly.

Me: Good. We don't want to meet anymore hostiles till after Christmas.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Sorry we have to fight like this Kammie.

Boris: I'll face her.

Sailor Kamino: Okay.

She reverted back to Another Pavo Undead Zodiarts and Boris fired waves of Indigo fire and blasted her down and then…

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

She exploded and was back to normal and I caught the Rouse Card and Zodiarts switch and purified them. The Rouse Card had a picture of a peacock and the stars and symbol of Pavo the Peacock in the Southern Hemisphere on it.

Me: Beautiful.

The Zodiarts Switch Glowed and turned into armbands for those marked with Pavo the Peacock.

Boris: Oh nice.

Me: Yep.

I went and picked up Sailor Kamino and brought her over.

Nico: You okay now?

Sailor Kamino: Just really dizzy and I have a bad headache.

Varie: You'll be okay.

Qin: Yeah.

Lincoln's Ghost Sense then went off.

Me: Uh oh. Just like Danny Phantom with our Box Ghost.

Then out came a dark version of Box Ghost! It was ANOTHER BOX GHOST!

Me: Whoa!

Qin: Another Box Ghost.

Another Box Ghost: (In a girls voice) But it's cool though.

Me: (GASP) Vanilla Edgarton!

Another Box Ghost: That's right. Good to see you again J.D.

Nico: You know her?

Me: Yep. She is a warehouse worker that I would help out with when she was having trouble with heavy boxes that need lifting.

Nico: Wow!

Me: Box Ghost you were a Shipping Worker weren't you?

Box Ghost: That's right. I was a shipping worker and I got crushed by a box and it killed me. I got turned into the Box Ghost as a result.

Me: That explains it. Ouch.

Qin: Yikes.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Makesty Ridewatch) Because we can confirm it's a lie.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Another Box Ghost: Actually he didn't promise me anything. He was in a hurry to send me out because of Box Ghost's history of annoyance.

Box Ghost: (Offended) HEY! I have feeling's too!

Me: Well you were pretty much used for comic relief during all your times with Danny Phantom's fights.

Box Ghost: Oh you do have a point and I was pretty much an annoyance. Yeah. Sorry about that.

Me: No worries. But sorry we have to fight like this Vanilla.

Another Box Ghost: No worries. Come at me and don't hold back!

Me: We won't!

Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!

They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!

Me: Here we go! (ACTIVATES VLAD PLASMIUS'S RIDEWATCH)

I duplicated myself and fired pink ghost rays and blasted her all over the place.

We came back together.

Me: You know funny thing is that 7 years ago in an alternate time, Box Ghost and Lunch Lady ghost had a daughter named BoxLunch. She has all of Box Ghosts powers and Lunch Lady Ghost's powers.

Nico: Really!? Wow.

Me: It's true.

Nico: (gets out Box Ghost's Ridewatch) BEWARE!

He activated it and fired boxes and smashed her all over!

Qin: Nice one!

Box Ghost: Awesome job!

Me: This is gonna be funny. (ACTIVATES LUNCH LADY GHOST'S RIDEWATCH) (Elderly Voice) Lunch anybody?

I used meat and formed a HUGE Swedish Meatball!

Ed: A giant Swedish meatball with a blood-curdling scream grabbed Eddy in its drooling groundchuck. [He makes chewing noises.]

We laughed and the meatball screamed and smashed down Another Box Ghost and chewed her up and spit her out.

Nico: (gets out Superfriends Scarecrow's Ridewatch) Time to show you fear!

Nico activated it and Another Box Ghost turned into another Scarecrow!

Me: How about a little fire Scarecrow!

I formed a ball of fire in my hand and I threw it and it hit her and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Me: Boy that was cool!

Qin: Yeah!

Another Box Ghost: That was one of my favorite scenes from the Wizard of Oz.

Me: That movie is still a timeless and iconic classic even after all these years.

Qin: And right at the end of the Great Depression.

Lola: Yeah.

May: (gets out Byruit's Ridewatch) My turn!

She activated it and fired waves of water and smashed her down.

Me: Nice one! Omi lets use some Shen Gong Wu power.

Omi: It will be an honor. ORB OF TORPEDO! WATER!

He fired a massive blast of water from his own Wu he made and drenched her.

Me: SWORD OF HOSHI!

I swung my sword and fired waves of stars and they hit her and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Zuria: Whoa! That was powerful!

Lola: That's the Shen Gong Wu for you.

May: (gets out Dark Troll's Ridewatch) Time for troll power!

She activated it and got Dark Troll's club and she bashed Another Box Ghost all over the place with intense force! OUCH!

Camie: Ouch!

Tsuyu: That is gonna sting!

Maria: (gets out Jake Steele/Fred Flintstone's Ridewatch) It's weird using Fred's powers

Nico: I still can't believe that he called this version of Fred Flintstone, Jake Steele.

Me: And Fred the weirdest thing was that you were frozen in a block of ice in Billy's backyard for thousands of years.

Fred Flintstone: Yeah that is pretty crazy isn't it?

Me: No kidding.

Maria activated it and got his club and smashed down Another Box Ghost all over.

Maria: (gets out Gravitational Spring's Ridewatch) Now for this!

She fired waves of gravity and blasted her down all over.

Nico: That was awesome and cool.

Kangor and his team came out. It had Evil Star Man, Slyther, Springload, James Nixon McGarfield and Giant Palm in it.

Nico: Nice team, Kangor!

Kangor: (Jamaican Accent) Thanks mon. It's going to be fun having a good team like this.

Me: It sure is.

James Nixon McGarfield: It sure is gonna be cool.

Camie: I'll say!

May: I hope she is!

But then a figure jumped out and it was a Machamp!

Nico: WHOA A Machamp!

Lola: Wow this one looks like it means business.

Machamp: (In a girls voice) You bet I do.

Nico: (GASP) Ellia Halinora!

Machamp: Yep. Good to see you again Nico. I'll take care of this.

She jumped and punched Another Box Ghost in the face and knocked her down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it. I went over to Vanilla and she was a girl with golden yellow hair and had yellow and purple overalls.

Vanilla: (Groans) What a headache.

Me: But you're back to normal.

I picked her up and brought her over.

Natalie Bernardo: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Machamp: My favorite was when me and Nico were in Gym class and we saw a bunch of bully girls punching a girl in the face and I jumped in and punched all three of them in their chests and I sent them all to the jailhouse with no ribcages. I have one of the most powerful punches ever and I can smash a bullies ribcage into fine powder with a powerful punch.

We were in awe.

Me: Wow that is incredible!

Qin: Yeah it sure is. I remember seeing that.

Lola: Wow that is intense!

Me: Yeah. Lets get you back to normal now.

Machamp: Okay but I'm naked.

Nicole: At least no towns are anywhere near here. But no peeking boys or else!

I put on my glasses and everyone covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and Ellia reverted back.

Ellia: (her extra arms vanish into her body) Aww. I liked those arms!

She was back to normal but naked and she had ocean blue hair and blue eyes.

The fashion brigade moved in and gave her aqua green athletic clothes.

Ellia Halinora: Awesome. I feel like I'm in gym class again.

Me: But you sure pack a punch though.

Nico and Ellia hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Ellia Halinora: Me too Nico. Me too.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Peyton, Crimson Fox, Tai, Matt, Izzy, and Mimi Tasogare are heading to The Skylands, specifically the Sensei Water Realm for Day 4 of The Skylands Treasure Hunt, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but Rarity is going to get a powerful treasure here: a powerful greatsword known as The Maelstrom Generosity Alicorn Greatsword of The Water Skylanders.

But, we also got bad news: Max Goof's old enemy, Bradley Uppercrust III, has broken out of prison again and he still wants revenge on us for foiling his schemes years ago and getting him expelled and thrown in prison. But, this time, we're going to defeat him again, and this time, he's going to become the newest humiliation fodder at Lynn's Table.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in The Sensei Water Realm for Day 4 of The Skylands Treasure Hunt, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but Rarity is going to get a powerful treasure here: a powerful greatsword known as The Maelstrom Generosity Alicorn Greatsword of The Water Skylanders.

Nico: You got that right, but, we also got bad news: Max Goof's old enemy, Bradley Uppercrust III, has broken out of prison yet again and he still wants revenge on us for foiling his schemes years ago and getting him expelled and thrown in prison.

Me: That sore loser prick just doesn't know when to quit.

Max Goof: He sure doesn't. Well, this time, we're going to defeat him again, and this time, he's going to become the newest humiliation fodder at Lynn's Table.

Lincoln: (Laughs) Now, that's an awesome idea, we could always use some new targets back at the restaurant, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Peyton.

Peyton: You're welcome, Lincoln.

Suddenly, Lincoln saw the timer on his right large gold cuff Bracelet of The Champion of the Universe, and we saw that the Wings Nazca Line and Earthbound Immortal Itzpzpalo were now glowing.

Lincoln: And another day down means that Audrey's life is already growing shorter.

Rarity: I agree, that little monster deserves every bit of bad karma for her misdeeds.

Just then, the Water Skylanders appeared.

Grave Clobber: Mind if we join in and drown that monster?

Rarity: Of course, Grave Clobber.

We then arrived at a blue-colored shrine with the symbol of The Water Skylanders on it, and then, the Water symbol on Crash Bandicoot's massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery glowed and opened the doors to the shrine and we entered, and we saw a massive and very powerful greatsword floating in the center and light shining down on it: The Maelstrom Generosity Alicorn Greatsword of The Water Skylanders, a powerful massive greatsword with aqua blue gems representing the Water Skylanders embedded in the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large alicorn heads for the crossguard, large aqua blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large alicorn heads and a large blue gem on the bottom of the alicorn heads for the pommel.

Rarity: My word, so that's The Maelstrom Generosity Alicorn Greatsword of The Water Skylanders, it truly is perfect for me, since I'm The Princess of Generosity and The Water Skylanders.

Suddenly, we saw Ghostrick Witch and Shura, the Combat Star appear before us, and with them are the four girls.

Nico: Wow, that's Ghostrick Witch and Shura, the Combat Star.

Ghostrick Witch: (Girl's voice) That's right.

Shura, the Combat Star: (Girl's voice) And we got them away from that prick, Bradley Uppercrust III.

Lincoln: (Gasps) Those voices, Alecto Shadowcall and Janna Chan, it's so awesome to see you both again, but we'll talk later, I already know that prick, Brad, is already heading for us.

?: You good-for-nothing losers will pay for throwing me back in prison!

Max Goof: Oh, for goodness sakes, when are you ever going to let this go, Brad?! This is getting old!

We then saw our target, Bradley Uppercrust III, and man, he was still extremely pissed off.

Max Goof: I should've known you'd break out again, you just won't quit until I'm dead. Fat chance of that ever happening.

Rarity: Indeed, and now, your punishment awaits you.

Rarity went up and grabbed The Maelstrom Generosity Alicorn Greatsword of The Water Skylanders. Suddenly, Rarity's dark blue eyes turned neon dark blue, and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with Alicorns, water, magic, and jewels, she unholstered her massive Rarity's Alicorn Greatsword of Magical Generosity and Water Justice from her back, and as she approached Bradley Uppercrust III, she left purple and white energy, water, magic, jewels, and Alicorns with every step.

Rarity: Bradley Uppercrust III, I will never forgive you for the crimes that you've committed against Max Goof, his friends, and his dad. You should've learned how to handle your loss with grace, but you refused to learn your lesson two times in a row, and now, you've left us no other choice but to see to it that you receive your just desserts for your crimes.

Suddenly, Rarity was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple and white energy with water, magic, and jewels surrounding the vortex, there's a group of unicorns and an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an aqua blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Rarity emerged, but she was changed forever.

Rarity grew from 6'11" to 7'4' in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing purple hair and a cutie mark-themed Barret in her hair, she has neon dark blue eyes and a purple and white energy aura with Alicorns, water, magic, and jewels surrounding her, Rarity has an Alicorn with three jewels on its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with dark blue iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with blue gems for eyes and the Water, Generosity, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on her ears, she also has an Alicorn with blue gems for eyes and the Water, Generosity, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Rarity has on a dark purple sleeveless blouse, short-sleeved blue top with her cutie mark, gems, water, and white phoenix on it, dark blue pants, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with her cutie mark for shoe buckles, and sleeveless long white trenchcoat with jewels and ocean waves on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by gems and right on top of its horn is the water drop, the symbol of the Water Skylanders. Suddenly, Rarity felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive purple angel wings with white tips on the large purple feathers with water drops falling from the tips grew much bigger for her new body, and her purple tail also grew longer. Rarity has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder.

Suddenly, Rarity's massive Rarity's Alicorn Greatsword of Magical Generosity and Water Justice and The Maelstrom Generosity Alicorn Greatsword of The Water Skylanders and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple and white energy, water, magic, jewels, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Rarity's Maelstrom Water Alicorn Greatsword of Magical Generosity and Water Skylander Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with embedded purple and white gems and her cutie mark, water drops, and gems etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large white Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, large white Alicorn heads with blue gems for eyes and a large purple gem on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and purple gems for the eyes and a large purple gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an aqua blue kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Rarity, Alicorn Princess of Generosity and The Water Skylanders, Amazing Fashionista and Designer of Clothes, Member of The Mane Nine, Loving Mother of Emerald Shine and Topaz Flare and Many Children, Loving Older Sister of Sweetie Belle, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Loving Sister of The Kiramagers, Archenemy of Duff Killigan, Destroyer of The Diamond Dogs and The Doomsday Twenty Three, Ponyville's Famous Clothes Designer, Friend of Many, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Water, Gems, and Magic"

レアリティ、寛大さのアリコーン プリンセスとウォーター スカイランダーズ、素晴らしいファッショニスタで洋服のデザイナー、たてがみナイン のメンバー、エメラルド シャインとトパーズ フレアと多くの子供たちの愛情深い母親、スウィーティー ベルの愛情深い姉、リンカーン ラウドの愛情深い将来の妻、キラメイジャーの愛する姉妹、ダフ・キリガンの大敵、ダイヤモンドの犬とドゥームズデイ・トゥエンティ・スリーの破壊者、ポニービルの有名な服のデザイナー、多くの友人、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な学生素晴らしくパワフルな教師、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、フレンドシップ テーブルの騎士団のメンバー、水、宝石、魔法の達人

Rarity has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA MAELSTROM WATER SKYLANDER JEWEL FASHIONISTA ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE MAELSTROM JEWEL ALICORN GENEROSITY AND DIVINE MAELSTROM SKYLANDER WATER ALICORN LOVE!

We were amazed by Rarity's Super Angel-Alicorn-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Bradley Uppercrust III saw it, he went mad with rage and ran at Rarity to kill her, but Rarity fired a powerful purple and white energy blast with water, gems, magic, and Alicorns at the prick and sent him flying out of the shrine and we followed, Bradley got up, but he was now mega pissed off big time!

Rarity: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Jeweled Maelstrom Generosity Alicorn and Divine Jewel Maelstrom Generosity Love) You're not hurting anyone ever again, you selfish uncouth monster.

Lincoln: You're heading for a special prison we got set up for you.

Max Goof: And you'll be in for a lot worse than what you've been through in prison.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Rarity.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You don't deserve to be running amok ever again, Bradley Uppercrust III!

Rarity and Lincoln went after Bradley Uppercrust III, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple and white energy, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Striker and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him, along with scratches from Lincoln's claws, and they were angering him even more.

Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Rarity, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Rarity's Maelstrom Jewel Generosity Alicorn Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's purple with ocean waves on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn surrounded by ocean waves etched on the sides, and a purple gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Rarity fired blasts of rainbow energy, purple and white energy, and elemental forces at Bradley Uppercrust III and as they hit him they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down.

Suddenly, lights shined down from Heaven and a powerful sword descended from the Heavens and it's right in front of Max Goof: it was the Archangel Sword of Gabriel. Then, as Max grabbed it, his deep blue eyes turned neon deep blue and he was surrounded by a white and red energy aura with crosses, angels, swords, light, and keys, he unholstered his Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his back, and as he approached Bradley Uppercrust III, he left white and red energy, crosses, angels, swords, lights, and keys with every step.

Max Goof: This is the absolute last time we'll ever have to deal with you, Brad, for too long, you've caused us a ton of trouble with all of your schemes and your attempts to try and kill me, and now, I will personally see to it that this is your last day of running free.

Suddenly, Max Goof was surrounded by a massive vortex of white and red energy with swords, lights, crosses, and keys surrounding the vortex, there's an army of angels flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a gold phoenix as light shined down from the Heavens and a divine choir of Angels sang. Then, as the vortex faded, Max Goof emerged, but he was changed forever.

Max Goof grew from 7'4" to 7'5" in height, he still has massive and powerful muscles and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he has red highlights in the bangs of his long black hair, he has neon deep blue eyes and a white and red energy aura with crosses, angels, swords, light, and Keyblades surrounding him, he has an Angel holding a Keyblade in its right hand and the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its left hand emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with deep blue iris, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red gems embedded in the white sun links and deep blue crystal links and a red angel-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is an Angel holding the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant, he has on a white tank-top, long dark blue jeans, black knee-high leather combat boots, white gloves, and long long-sleeved deep red trenchcoat with angels, light, and Keyblades on the coattails and on the back of the coat is an Angel with a Keyblade in its right hand surrounded by Keyblades and on top is a Hidden Mickey icon, Crown pendant, Keyblade, and the symbol of Kingdom Hearts. Suddenly, Max Goof felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive white angel wings grew much bigger for his new body and the large white feathers have gold tips on them, Max Goof has on his Ring of The Phoenix with large red gem with heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and a Blue Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.

Suddenly, Max Goof's Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade and The Sword of Gabriel and all the other swords he'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of white and red energy, crosses, angels, swords, lights, and keys, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade, it's a brand-new Keyblade with embedded colored gems surrounding a Hidden Mickey, a Crown pendant, a Keyblade, and the symbol of Kingdom Hearts etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged venetian red blade, large white angel wings for the Keyblade's guard, blue cat's eye for the hilt, longer black handle, four large white angel heads with blue gems for eyes for the pommel, the Three Wayfinders of Terra, Aqua, and Ventus for the keychain links, and the keychain token are the silhouette heads of Mickey, Donald, and Goofy, he has on his brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on his wrists, his new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a golden Mickey head with blue gems for eyes for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip. There's a gold kanji below the Angel that said, "Max Goof, Champion of The College X-Games, Son of Goofy, Childhood Friend of P.J. and Bobby Zimmeruski, Friend to Many, Boyfriend of Roxanne, Ally and Partner of Leon Belmont, Humiliator of Bradley Uppercrust III, Destroyer of Walter Bernhard, Brave and Powerful Next Generation Knight of King Mickey's Court, Emissary and Champion of Gabriel, The Archangel, Wielder of The Sword of Gabriel, Archenemy of The Headless Skateboarder, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Light, The Keyblade, and the Angels"

マックス・グーフ、ザ カレッジ X ゲームズ のチャンピオン、グーフィーの息子、P.J. とボビー・ジメルスキーの幼なじみ、多くの友人、ロクサーヌのボーイフレンド、レオン・ベルモントの同盟者でありパートナー、ブラッドリー・アッパークラスト III の屈辱者、ウォルター・ベルンハルトの破壊者、勇敢そして強力な次世代のミッキー王宮廷の騎士、ガブリエルの使者兼チャンピオン、大天使、ガブリエルの剣の使い手、首なしスケートボーダーの大敵、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師、そして光のマスター、キーブレード、そして天使たちの

Max Goof has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ARCHANGEL-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA HEAVENLY LIGHTSTORM KEYBLADE PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE HEAVENLY LIGHT ARCHANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE HEAVENLY LIGHT ARCHANGEL HOPE!

Max Goof: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Angelic Voice of The Heavenly Archangel and Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Hope) Now, consider this your last day of freedom, Brad, because you're heading for a brand-new prison, along with a brand-new punishment added to your sentence.

Max Goof went after Bradley Uppercrust III, and he fired powerful white and red energy blasts, lights, angels, swords, and Keyblades at the prick and they exploded as they hit him, and Max Goof attacked him with his new Keyblade, and finally, Max Goof fired white energy chains made from his brand-new Keyblade and it bound Bradley Uppercrust and he couldn't escape. We cheered wildly as Lincoln and Rarity holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Rarity's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer purple tail, and massive purple and white angel wings are permanent.

Then, Max Goof holstered his massive new Keyblade on his back and powered down, and Max Goof's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive white angel wings are permanent.

Rarity: Your days of trying to get revenge on Max, his dad, and his friends are over. Thanks for helping me put this loathesome monster down, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Rarity.

Suddenly, Rarity wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Rarity's face, they kissed passionately as Rarity's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Rarity came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call a two-for-one treasure hunt: Rarity got The Maelstrom Generosity Alicorn Greatsword of The Water Skylanders.

Me: And Max Goof had gotten The Sword of Gabriel, and he also transformed. This was just like when I got The Sword of Michael.

Max Goof: But, that was in Hell, and when you, Lincoln, and Linka were also dealing with Lucifer. But, in a way, Brad was just like The Devil in every way, so in a way, I dealt with The Devil Incarnate who caused us nothing but trouble, and took him down.

Brad was still struggling to get out, only for Lynn to hit him on the head with a baseball bat and he's knocked out.

Lincoln: That'll keep him knocked out for a while until we get back home. (To Alecto Shadowcall and Janna Chan) And it's so good to see you again, Alecto Shadowcall and Janna Chan.

Alecto Shadowcall reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful werewolf girl with short neck-length purple hair and purple witch's hat on top of her head, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful purple angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Ghostrick Witch, and she's dressed in a black long-sleeved coat, sleeveless midriff top, black leather pants, black leather knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and wolves on the coattails and Ghostrick Witch on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Ghostrick Witch-themed greatsword with Ghostrick Witch etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large witch heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large witch heads and large purple gem on the bottom of the large witch heads for the pommel.

And Janna Chan reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing brown hair, brown eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful orange angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Shura the Combat Star, and she's dressed in a purple short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless purple midriff top, purple skirt, purple pants, purple knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with flames and suns on the coattails and Shura the Combat Star on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Shura the Combat Star-themed greatsword with Shura the Combat Star etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blade, large dragon heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large dragon heads and a large orange gem on the bottom of the large dragon heads for the pommel.

Alecto Shadowcall: You too, Lincoln, and it's also good to see you, Claire, Ramona Alucard, Aisha, Sarah, Winter, Ramona Qingzhao, Autumn, Mary, Dina, Makoto, Morrigan, Lydia, Rachel, Ellie, Emilia, Isabella, and Tiana again, Ursula.

Ursula Truaigheaingeal, Rachel Truaigheaingeal, Ramona Alucard, Sarah Dullahan, Claire Allaire, Aisha Arian, Winter Icyin, Ramona Qingzhao, Autumn Aluma, Mary Adelberte, Dina Mabrouk, Makoto Haruki, Morrigan Dabria, Lydia Anahita, Ellie Elsher, Emilia Frankenstein, Isabella Lupa, and Tiana Masina: You too, Alecto.

Janna Chan: It's indeed been such a long time.

Lincoln went up to Alecto Shadowcall and Janna Chan and he hugged them, and Alecto Shadowcall and Janna Chan were very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and they had atomic red blushes on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Alecto Shadowcall: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and eleven massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new.

Janna Chan: You said it, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know these two?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, the Ghostrick Witch Gene-Slammer is Alecto Shadowcall, she's my Guardian Angel from Salem, Massachusetts and classmate in Gym. She's a witch and she was born with the powers of darkness and dark magic, and she also knew of me being a vampire-werewolf-cyborg hybrid just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers.

Me: Whoa, now that's really awesome, and you said she's good with dark magic?

Lincoln: Yep, she's a very skilled user of dark magic and she knows how to cast very powerful spells with efficiency, and she's also used her skills in the Dark Arts to defend me from the bullies at school and outside and Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan at home. She's also the master of a dark power known as The Witch's Dark Sabbath, when she uses this dark power, she'll chant a powerful dark incantation to summon the dead to kill the guilty persons destined to die. This one time, I made her a beautiful necklace with witch hat pendant, and she loved it so much, she hugged and kissed me and he returned it. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and she hates the jerks with a burning passion and she wants nothing more than to send their souls to Oblivion.

Brittney gave Alecto Shadowcall the ring for The Goths of Darkness, and she put it on her right ring finger.

Lincoln: And the Shura the Combat Star Gene-Slammer is Janna Chan, she's my Guardian Angel from California and classmate in Math, but she's also an amazing acrobat and capable of wielding just about anything. She and I studied the ways of archaeology, and I made Janna a hat that resembles Indiana Jones's hat. To show thanks, she kissed me on the lips, plus, I found out that she's also the daughter of Jackie Chan and the cousin of Jade Chan, and she hates The Wet Bandits with a burning passion.

Me: Whoa!

Jade Chan: That's right, Uncle Jackie told me all about Janna, and I can't believe it, she's also your Guardian Angel, Lincoln, that's so awesome.

Eli: And she also hates The Wet Bandits, what did those morons do this time?

Janna Chan: You won't like what we're going to tell you. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something we want to give you: we want to give you our blood.

We gasped at their request, including Lincoln.

Lincoln: Alecto, Janna, are you absolutely sure about this?

Alecto Shadowcall: (Smiles) More than anything, after all, we're going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.

Lincoln looked into the eyes of Alecto Shadowcall and Janna Chan, and he saw that they're really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to Alecto Shadowcall and Janna Chan, and he hugged them in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down first on Alecto Shadowcall's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up, and he also did the same with Janna Chan.

Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Alecto Shadowcall and Janna Chan with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Alecto Shadowcall: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you and Janna are now part of my harem and my many future wives, Alecto.

Alecto Shadowcall and Janna Chan had a smile on their face and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists and they wrapped their left and right arms around Lincoln's massive, wider, and muscular back, and he leans down to their faces and kissed the two of them passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The four girls are Carol Youngfan, Rachel Aiphath, and Honey-B from the Gundam franchise and Aska from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Carol Youngfan, Rachel Aiphath, and Honey-B from the Gundam franchise and Aska from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Me: Oh man, and Aska happens to know the Turtles, she's going to be in for a big reunion when we get back.

Lincoln: You said it. And are you girls okay?

Carol Youngfan: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Carol Youngfan and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Bradley Uppercrust III, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.

Carol Youngfan: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Carol Youngfan: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Carol Youngfan, Rachel Aiphath, Honey-B, and Aska with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln told everyone that Rarity had gotten The Maelstrom Generosity Alicorn Greatsword of The Water Skylanders, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Bradley Uppercrust III, who'd broken out of prison and he still wanted revenge on us for foiling his schemes and getting him expelled and thrown in prison, and when they saw Max drag him in here, they were shocked even more.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Rarity transforming into her Super Angel-Alicorn-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and she and Lincoln laid a brutal beatdown on him and Max Goof also acquiring The Sword of Gabriel and he also transformed into his Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony form and beat down and tied up Bradley Uppercrust III, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln, Alecto Shadowcall, and Janna Chan have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.

Maria: That prick has got a lot of nerve showing his face again, even after he got a beatdown last year.

Lincoln: Yep, but now, we've beaten him down again, and we already got a special place for him and it's with the jerks we got tied up at Dad's restaurant.

Everyone smirked sinisterly, and when Brad saw it, he was in trouble as Max Goof beamed him to the restaurant and he was chained to a post with Neutronium chains lined with rainbow energy, and he's now in for a lifetime of humiliation! UH OH, BAD NEWS FOR BRADLEY UPPERCRUST III!


After finally taking down Bradley Uppercrust III once and for all, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Alecto Shadowcall and Janna Chan saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Alecto Shadowcall: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Janna Chan: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Alecto Shadowcall: That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right. So, Alecto, what memories did you have with Lincoln, and Janna, what's the story on why you hate The Wet Bandits with a burning passion?

Alecto Shadowcall: Oh, I remembered this one time, I've been teaching Lincoln on how to cast some dark magic spells, then, we heard someone crying: it was Lana. She then told me that a rotten little spoiled girl named Lacey St. Claire called her a dirty little mongrel who has no place in being alive and told her to go jump off a cliff. Lincoln hugged Lana and told her not to believe in those words, but Lana just continued to cry even more. That was ultimately the last straw for me, Lacey's been doing this to so many kids for years, and the snob's gotten off for the last time, but I looked to Lincoln for help, he told me to use a spell to cause only trouble for her, and not kill her. So, I went with a spell I used numerous times on Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and after I said the incantation, the spell activated and Lacey went through a ton of mishaps and chaos: first, her dress and clothes got eaten by moths, her mutt, Victoire, was shaved, and it drove her mad.

Lincoln: Eventually, she was forced to confess, and as a result, her parents had her grounded for two months and she had to apologize to everyone that she insulted, and that also included Lana. But, she refused to apologize to Lana and to everyone she insulted, so her grounding got extended to three months and they had to sign her up for classes where she would learn some manners and discipline.

Nico: I can't believe she would say those sorts of words to Lana, that's just disgusting!

Me: Yeah, I was disgusted when Lincoln told me.

Janna Chan: From that day on, Lacey St. Claire was now on our list, and if she messed up for the last time, she was going to be put in reform school. Okay, now for my turn, one day, Lincoln and I once stumbled upon an ancient castle at a beach, and to my surprise: the castle we stumbled upon was Curwood Castle, a historic home built by writer James Oliver Curwood in 1922, but then, we heard rustling in the nearby woods, and we saw two figures come out: it was Harry and Marv, The Wet Bandits, and they were here to rob the castle. Remembering what he and Azula Firebrand did to those boobs long ago, Lincoln fended them off using various illusions that looked like monsters, and he even threw a spider on Marv's face and he screamed like a girl again. But, before they could get away, the cops came and took them away, and we were rewarded with medals for saving the castle from getting robbed by The Wet Bandits.

We cheered.

Nico: Wow, you really saved the castle from the incompetency of The Wet Bandits, Lincoln.

Lincoln: I wasn't going to let the castle get robbed by those two, and while Janna and I were given medals for our bravery, Harry and Marv were sent to jail, only to bust out of jail a few hours later with the same trick those boobs used to escape from The Uranus Prison.

Me: Sheesh, those two just don't know when to quit, do they?

Lincoln: Unfortunately not, they were just gluttons for punishment, but now, their career of busting out of prison and burglarizing homes is over.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Relic the Pika, Shear, Zahrah, Elina Vance, and Reese Drake are heading to Emerald Coast, and joining them are Max Taylor, Zoe Drake, and Meena.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in large orange swim shorts with the Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and rainbow flames coming off the swim shorts, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble, and Max Taylor was dressed in red swim shorts, red sandals, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Relic the Pinka, Shear, Zahrah, Elina Vance, Reese Drake, Zoe Drake, and Meena are dressed in colored two-piece bikinis, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Relic the Pika, Shear, Zahrah, Elina Vance, and Reese Drake also had feelings for Lincoln, and Lincoln also had feelings for them, and he also saved them from a bunch of thugs who were hired by Flip to kidnap and kill them because he still wanted revenge. But, Lincoln saved them and Lincoln hit Flip hard in the head with a mallet.

Relic the Pinka: Ah, Emerald Coast, I haven't been here in a while.

Lincoln: And it's perfect for our date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Relic the Pika, Shear, Zahrah, Elina Vance, Reese Drake, Max Taylor, Zoe Drake, and Meena dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, and they went back to the beach and they had a game of volleyball, and even did some surfing, and Relic the Pinka, Shear, Zahrah, Elina Vance, Reese Drake, Zoe Drake, and Meena got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln and Max Taylor lift up two 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned, then they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Relic the Pika, Shear, Zahrah, Elina Vance, and Reese Drake and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Relic the Pika, Shear, Zahrah, Elina Vance, and Reese Drake placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and Max Taylor went up to Zoe Drake and Meena and he hugged them in his arms, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs, and Carmen saw that Max Taylor had lipstick marks all over his face.

Carmen: (Snickers) Looks like someone had a good time at Emerald Coast, eh, Max?

Max Taylor: (In Heaven) It was awesome!

Lincoln: (In Heaven) Same here!

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Relic the Pinka, Shear, Zahrah, Elina Vance, and Reese Drake with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Sticks the Badger: Looks like we got five new members to Lincoln's harem, nice.


Later it was time for the Cutie Mark Crusaders first ever Ambassador Mission.

Me: This is gonna be so awesome.

Qin: Yeah it is! We're so happy for the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

William: Anyone else want to go with the Cutie Mark Crusaders? Besides Shotaro, Phillip, and 3 Rabbids?

Albedo: I'll be going as well.

Applejack: Well like we said, me, Rainbow Dash and Rarity are going for supervisory purposes.

Rarity: That's right darlings.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah it'll be fun.

Nico: It sure will.

Hitch Trailblazer: And I'll go too just to see how they do.

Me: Okay Hitch.

Nico: Are you girls ready?

Apple Bloom: We're VERY Ready!

Nico: Then lets head out!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FIRST EVER AMBASSADOR MISSION! YAY!

We were off to Japan.


We flew over Tokyo and then we saw a bank being robbed!

Me: Uh oh. Looks like we got a 2-11 in progress!

Apple Bloom: Lets show them our awesome entrance girls!

Sweetie Belle: Yeah!

Scootaloo: Lets do it!

We went at the bank.

Natsumi Tsujimoto and Miyuki Kobayakawa were facing the robbers who were armed with knives only.

Robber 1: Try and take us alive!

But then the 3 Shield Cutie Marks of the Cutie Mark Crusaders appeared and swirled around the ceiling and then converged and then…

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

The Cutie Mark Crusaders came out of a massive fiery explosion and they were ready for action!

Apple Bloom: Apple Bloom!

Sweetie Belle: Sweetie Belle!

Scootaloo: Scootaloo!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS READY FOR ACTION! YOU ROBBERS ARE UNDER ARREST!

They jumped in and punched the robbers and smashed their faces in and knocked them out cold!

Nico: YEAH! Nice job girls!

Eli: That was great!

Natsumi Tsujimoto: Whoa!

Philip: That was great!

Natsumi: (to Shotaro and Philip) Aren't you two Kamen Rider W?

Philip: That's us.

Me: And don't forget us.

Miyuki Kobayakawa: Wow Team Loud Phoenix Storm! What an honor.

Me: Same here officers.

Shotaro: Time for these 2 to count up their sins.

Me: Yep. In the slammer.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders arrested the robbers.

Nazz: Nice job, you 3.

Apple Bloom: Thanks. That was a great entrance.

Sweetie Belle: And these two have failed this city.

Nico: (LAUGHS) Well said and well done girls.

Miyuki Kobayakawa: That was great! But it's an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm. I'm Miyuki Kobayakawa.

Natsumi Tsujimoto: And I'm Natsumi Tsujimoto.

Me: Pleasure to meet you.

We introduced ourselves.

Natsumi Tsujimoto: Wow it's an honor to meet you guys and Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo are our ambassadors for us?

Nico: Yep.

Eli: It's part of a special diplomatic mission program we made.

Eddy: Yeah that's right.

Natsumi Tsujimoto: But that was so awesome

Nadeshiko Tsujimoto: Also I was helping them too. I'm Nadeshiko Tsujimoto, Natsumi's little Sister.

Ayeka Kobayakawa: And I'm Ayeka Kobayakawa, Miyuki's little sister.

Me: Pleasure to meet you too.

Nico: Is there any place we can talk further?

Natsumi Tsujimoto: Lets head over to the station.

Nico: Okay.

We went to the police station.

We arrived at the police station and it was awesome.

Nico: Wait until Sheila sees this place!

Apple Bloom: Boy this is a nice station.

Natsumi Tsujimoto: Thanks. It's what we do here.

Eddy: It's great.

We went in.

Miyuki Kobayakawa: You guys have done a great job. Those 2 were the most notorious bank robbers in all of Japan. We were after them for years.

Nico: Boy they really eluded you quite some time.

Ayaka Kobayakawa: They sure did and we were trying to find them for a long time.

Nico: Well now they are going to have a lot of time to think about their crimes.

Rainbow Dash: From Jail!

Natsumi: As you can probably tell, we really don't have any big bad guys in our part of Japan.

Me: Well all criminals to you guys are bad guys. And as superheroes ourselves we go after ALL kinds of bad guys.

Apple Bloom: We sure do and it's so awesome.

Me: Yep. But with great power comes great responsibility.

Applejack: That is for sure.

Rarity: But it is so awesome darlings.

Miyuki Kobayakawa: I agree too. But your sisters all did a great job busting those robbers.

Hitch Trailblazer: And they learned so much from me. As an officer of the law, one must always be prepared for whatever the scum of villainy has to throw at you.

Nico: Well said Hitch.

The Rabbids gibbered.

Shotaro: (sighs) And these are Rabbids.

Ayaka Kobayakawa: Oh they are so cute!

Me: They are cute aren't they.

Scootaloo: But they are dumber than a sack of doornails.

Eli: Bro was just going to say that. Also they are not the brightest lightbulbs in the closet.

Natsumi: Oh they are brainless idiots that are used to make you laugh?

Me: Bingo. They are really funny.

One of the Rabbids tried to eat some nearby bullets.

Miyuki: No! You do not eat those! (the Rabbid blows a raspberry at her) Did you just raspberry me?!

We laughed.

Me: That's going to be the line of the day when they come with us first mission.

May: (LAUGHS) That is funny.

Shotaro: Yeah.

Me: See they are not bright.

Ayaka Kobayakawa: But I'm glad they are with you. Also we heard about what was happening with the Dark Eddy problems you were having.

Nico: You have been watching many of our adventures.

Ayaka Kobayakawa: Yep.

Miyuki Kobayakawa: But we'll be ready for Dark Eddy.

Me: Good.

Natsumi: How is it that you guys were able to destroy Dark Rolf this morning but not Dark Eddy yet?

Kevin: Because Dark Eddy has a fucking blaster of his own.

Me: And Dark Eddy has a curse on him.

Nico: Yep. He is going to the black gates after 24 first ambassador missions passed.

Me: And its already 7 times. So this is number 8. We'll be 1 third of the way done after this mission.

Ayaka Kobayakawa: Oh I get it! So you're roughing him up all the way through those missions before he kicks the bucket.

Applejack: That's right.

Apple Bloom: Yeah it'll be fun and awesome.

Shotaro: Yep.

The robbers were brought in.

Robber: LET US GO! We're innocent I tell ya!

Me: Tell it to the judge bub!

Natsumi: (sighs) You know, I wish we could have powers of our own.

Nico: (thinks of something) Do you wanna get Gene Slammed through injection?

Natsumi: Really? You can do that.

I pulled out a kit and it had 4 syringes and gene-slammer formulas.

Me: We have 4 powers here for you.

Eli: Yep. Electric Eel, Giant Squid, Lobster and Swordfish.

Nazz: But don't expect it to happen right away.

Me: It's a delay transformation formula and it will activate the transformations when Dark Eddy appears.

Nico: He's in the Book of Vile Darkness dimension and he will come.

Apple Bloom: But it will hurt really bad.

Me: Just want to give you a warning on that. But many gene-slammers we have all on the team can revert and change back and forth at will.

Ayaka Kobayakawa: That is cool!

May: It sure is.

Nico: You pick what you want to be Gene Slammed with.

Natsumi: Okay.

Natsumi - Electric Eel

Miyuki - Giant Squid

Ayaka - Lobster

Nadeshiko - Swordfish.

Me: Perfect.

Nico: Now, this is gonna sting a bit.

Natsumi Tsujimoto: Okay.

Me: Here we go.

We injected them.

Ayaka Kobayakawa: Ouch.

Nadeshiko Tsujimoto: That wasn't too bad. But it will hurt bad later on.

Me: Just be ready for it okay?

Philip: Guys? You might want to look outside.

We looked outside and saw a black version of Tyrannopede in the park!

Me: WHOA! Another Tyrannopede!

Nico: I was wondering when the next Another Alien would show up.

Me: Me too!

The my Kyutama for Tucana the Toucan started glowing.

Me: My Kyutama for Tucana the Toucan is reacting to something. That means the next Undead Zodiarts is not far behind too.

Sweetie Belle: Wow! That makes 2 in one day.

Me: It sure does.

Nico: Ready to kick some butt guys?

Natsumi: You bet we are!

Albedo: Wait. Is that Snotty Boy?

We then saw that it was indeed Snotty Boy!

Me: Oh great! What's he doing here!?

Eli: Well we better find out.

We went to face him.

Me: HEY!

He saw us.

Nico: Snotty Boy, whatever you're up to, you better cut it out.

Snotty Boy: You don't tell me what to do! (fires heat vision but Nico dodged it) I do what I want! (He dodged heat vision again) When I want! (He dodged Heat Vision again) Because I want to do it!

Me: Heat Vision!? How the hell did you get Superpowers!?

Then my dark orb radar went off.

It showed that there was a dark orb inside Snotty Boy!

Me: There's a Dark Orb in you!

Albedo turned into Negative Tyrannopede.

Negative Tyrannopede: Time for boy tipping. The sequel!

Snotty Boy: Not if I have anything to say about it!

I fired waves of energy and blasted him down and the Another Tyrannopede grabbed him and smashed him into the ground.

Me: Yeah!

Another Tyrannopede: (In a girls voice) Take that you chubby buttface! I can't believe I was your driving teacher!

Me: Wait that voice. Olivia Luff?

Another Tyrannopede: That's right J.D. Good to see you again.

Nico: Am I missing something? You know her?

Me: I sure do. Olivia Luff is a driving teacher and she is Snotty Boy's teacher. But like what happened with SpongeBob, he got her in trouble with the law more times that anyone can count. Because of him, she has a rap sheet that is over a thousand pages thick.

Nico: HOLY SHIT!

May: That is crazy!

Sweetie Belle: No kidding!

Me: I think it's obvious what Swartz promised you Olivia and that's to make Snotty Boy here pay for all the times he got you in trouble with the law.

Another Tyrannopede: That's right! I want his crimes to be on him!

Me: I think we can work something out.

Apple Bloom: Did Snotty Boy fail Driving School as many times as SpongeBob did?

Another Tyrannopede: He sure did. He failed 7,982,973 times.

Me: Whoa! Nice way of keeping track. But he failed school that many times!? That's crazy!

Another Tyrannopede: No kidding there.

Me: But lets do it!

CYCLONE! JOKER!

Shotaro and Phillip: Henshin!

They turned into W!

Nico: YEAH!

May: I got Shotaro's body.

She went and put him on a bench.

Eli: (Senses something) He's here!

Natsumi heard the powering up of a blaster. She turned around to see Dark Eddy pointing his blaster at her.

Dark Eddy: (smirks) This is too easy. You don't even have powers!

Me: It begins!

Suddenly, Natsumi, Miyuki, Nadeshiko, and Ayeka doubled over in pain.

Natsumi: (grins despite the pain) It's starting!

Natsumi's legs fused and her brown hair fell out and her clothes ripped and she had a black bra on and that ripped off and she had ugly teeth. She turned into an ELECTRIC EEL!

Miyuki had 8 extra arms grow out of back and her head turned into that of a giant squid and her mouth turned into a REALLY powerful beak and her muscles grew and her black hair fell out and her clothes ripped and so did her white bra and underwear. She turned into A GIANT SQUID!

Ayaka lost her purple hair and her clothes ripped as she got a red shell and her hands turned into claws and she lost her blue bra and underwear and turned into A LOBSTER!

Nadeshiko lost her blue hair and her nose grew into a long sword and her clothes ripped and she lost her purple bra and underwear. She turned into a SWORDFISH!

Me: WHOA!

Nadeshiko: OUCH! That hurt!

Me: I did warn you girls.

Dark Eddy: You think that'll scare me?! (Fires blaster at Natsumi)

She dodged it and fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him.

Nico: Top this one!

POW!

Nico punched Dark Eddy into a tree and it crashed onto him!

CRASH!

Dark Eddy: I'm hurt now!

I fired waves of energy and blasted Snotty Boy all over and the Dark Orb came out of him.

Me: Time for the Black Gates for this dark orb.

I threw the Dark Orb into the Warp.

Me: If I wasn't going to end Xehanort at the end of next year I would do this now.

Jamesdean5842: Yeah I agree. Nico when are you going to be done with Xehanort for good? This has to end right now.

Nicochan11: All in due time my friend. All in due time.

Jamesdean5842: (GRUMBLES)

Miyuki: Look at us!

Me: You girls look awesome.

Nadeshiko: We sure do.

Dark Eddy got up and the Cul-De-Sac kids went at him and beat the living shit out of him! IT WAS A VICIOUS AND BRUTALLY FEROCIOUS BEATDOWN!

CAT YOWLS! SEALS BARK! PIGS SQUEAL! COW MOOS! VARIOUS ANIMAL NOISES!

Shotaro: (gets out Titanium Titan's Gaia Memory Don't leave us out!

Nico: Shotaro, feel free to use any Gaia Memory you can think of with Titanium Titan's Gaia Memory.

Shotaro: With pleasure!

Me: First this.

I put Snotty Boy's face in my butt and then…

LOUD FART HONK!

I tooted Garby style and made him really sick!

He was throwing up from the stench!

Nico: NICE! Garby would be proud!

Me: Yep. Now for this.

HEAT DOPANT!

I threw fireballs and they hit Dark Eddy and burned him all over!

TITANIUM TITAN! HEAT!

He turned into TITANIUM HEAT!

He fired molten metal and blasted Dark Eddy and Another Tyrannopede down.

Apple Bloom: Time for us to join in on the Gaia Memory fun, girls!

May: Like Nico said, said Gaia Memories can be used with any others you can think of.

Apple Bloom: Lets do it!

CYCLONE! FROZEN FRIGHT!

She fired an Ice Tornado Blast and it hit Dark Eddy and froze him.

Then I caught the ridewatch of Tyrannopede and purified it and I went over to Olivia and she was a girl with a teacher school uniform on and had blue hair.

I picked her up.

Olivia Luff: (GROANS) What a headache.

Me: But you're back to normal.

I put her on a bench.

Me: One down.

Nico: (Gets out Vulkanus' Ridewatch) And now, for some good ol fisticuffs!

Scootaloo: I'll use my own Gaia Memory with you!

Miyuki: Let me help out as well!

Nico activated it and smashed Dark Eddy down with Vulkanus's strength from his suit!

MAGMA GLOOM! HEAT!

She fired waves of fire and blasted Dark Eddy all over and he ran around screaming on fire and in excruciating pain!

Then the Another Tucana Undead Zodiarts appeared and it looked like a mixture of Turkey Jerk, Goldar and Hatchasaurus!

Me: WHOA!

May: Another Tucana Undead Zodiarts.

Me: Yep. And you are?

Another Tucana Undead Zodiarts: (In a girls voice) I believe you know me J.D.

She reverted back and it was a sailor soldier with orange hair and had an orange uniform on.

Me: (GASP) Lola Vordranakova A.K.A. Sailor Vodran!

Nico: WHOA!

Sailor Vodran: I see you guys are having fun.

Nico: We sure are.

Lola gave me the Zodiarts Switch and Rouse Card and I purified them. The Rouse card had a picture of a toucan and the stars and symbol of Tucana the Toucan in the Southern Hemisphere on it. The Zodiarts Switch turned into armbands for those of us marked by Tucana.

Nadeshiko: Ready, Sweetie Belle?

Ayaka: Because we are!

Sweetie Belle: I got my Gaia Memory ready!

THUNDER TERROR! TRIGGER!

She fired a wave of lightning and it hit Dark Eddy and blasted him all over and Ayaka and Nadeshiko slashed and snipped Dark Eddy all over.

Nico: While we're still fighting, what's your story, Lola?

Sailor Vodran: I have a good memory but my story is that me and J.D. went to science class together. I was born on the planet Vodran and I helped face numerous bullies in the past. I threw many of the jerks into garbage dumps where the Dianoga would eat them.

Nico: Whoa!

Applejack: Wow that is amazing!

Eli: Yeah no kidding!

Nico: What are you girls going to name these forms?

Nadeshiko: I have good ones.

Natsumi - Thunderscale
Ayeka - Strongpinch
Nadeshiko - Spearscale
Miyuki - Inkburster

Nico: Good names!

Me: Yep.

But then…

CHOMP!

A Victreebel came in and started chewing on Nico.

Victreebel: (In a girls voice) I missed you so much Nico!

Thunderscale: (laughs) You know her?!

Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah I do.

We were introduced to Camille Victoria - Nico's friend from nature class, she loves all plants and also like all grass Pokemon do to James, she loves Nico with incredible passion and loves making his life happy. She will do anything to help him and protect him..

Me: Boy that is strong love right there.

Nico: (LAUGHS) Yep!

Victreebel: I got this.

She fired a Solar Beam and blasted Dark Eddy back into the Book of Vile Darkness dimension.

Victreebel: Good riddance.

Inkburster: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Victreebel: I have a lot of them but my favorite is when me and Nico were making out under the bleachers in the stadium. So cute.

Me: Well Nico is always on the market now.

Victreebel: Awesome!

Me: Also Lets get you back to normal.

I put my glasses on.

Me; No peaking guys.

The boys covered their eyes.

I snapped my fingers and she was reverting back.

Miyuki: (to the Cutie Mark Crusaders) You three did a nice job.

Apple Bloom: Thanks! This was so fun!

Sweetie Belle: Yeah it was!

Snotty Boy was tiptoeing away.

Me: Where do you think you're going!?

Scootaloo and the Crusaders jumped him and cuffed him.

Eli: Take that!


We came back.

William: Hey guys! How did it go?

Me: Really awesome!

We told everyone what happened.

William: Whoa! Snotty Boy was back!?

Me: Yep. Now he is in jail.

Lola: Good riddance.

May: Next time, Cheese, Frozen Fright, Magma Gloom, and Thunder Terror should go with you girls.

Applejack: YEEHAW! That is gonna be great!

Diamond Tiara: Me and Silver Spoon and Toxic Horror and Louie PoisonSea can come with too.

Me: Awesome idea.


We were having lunch and Rolf made ALL kinds of great meals for us.

Gaara: This is a lot of food, Rolf. What's the occasion?

Rolf: Well, Sand Gaara boy, Rolf thought it would be a nice reward for helping to vanquish the imposter who tried to soil the good name of the Son of a Shepherd!

Eli: Boy it all looks delicious.

Rolf: Enough about Rolf. Please, let us fill our faces.

[The Eds and Rolf are seated at a table. On the table are many meats, cheeses, and fishy dishes.]

Ed: "Hello!" [He pokes an octopus.] "Cool. I saw this movie!"

Rolf: [with a squid on the end of his fork] "Movie bad. Food is good!" [He drops his fork.] "Ed! You are disgracing yourself!" [Ed is wearing the octopus on his head.] "Tell me how good

my fish sticks are, please."

[Edd has a plate of fish on sticks in front of him. Rolf signals for him to eat.]

Edd: "Curse my polite ways." [biting into one, his eyes watering] "A gastronomic coup, Rolf."

Nicole ate the fish sticks and they were delicious.

Nicole: Mmm! Delicious!

A sausage in front of me. It explodes into ground meat!

SPLAT!

I ate my sausage and man was it tasty.

Me: Mmm! Delicious!

G1 Inferno: Honestly, Rolf, this stuff is pretty good!

Rolf: Thank you Inferno.

We all had lots of good meat and it was all really good.

Evelyn had a sandwich with many meats.

Evelyn: Mmm! Really good sandwiches.

Nicole: Boy I'll say. (Eating squids)

The previous group of M.O.E. Members came.

Steam Smythe, Iron Lung, Bronze Kneecap, Touch & Go, Firebrand, Plastique, Girder, Red Ghost, Lady Shiva, Johnny 13, Sir Raleigh, Windfall, Fracture, Evil Search Man, Comrade Red, Evil Magma Man, Quicksand, Saleen, Kuroto Dan, and Boil Man Came.

Steam Smythe: Boy Look at all that meat.

Me: Rolf made this lunch for us as a token of gratitude for destroying the dark side of him.

Bronze Kneecap: Boy it all looks great.

Me: Have some. More than enough.

Bronze Kneecap: Don't mind if we do.

We were all eating.

Cutthroat: Look! A plate of baloney!

Me: Rolf you love baloney right?

Rolf: Oh yes. Rolf ate more than enough baloney to bloat me up.

Tracks: You don't mind if we eat it, do you?

Rolf: Rolf gladly will give it to you.

Me: Thanks Rolf.

We got to eating it and it was awesome.

When it was done we were STUFFED!

Me: Ahh. Man that was great!

Evil Magma Man: Man I'm stuffed!

Lola: Me too! (BURPS!)

Xenia: (BELCHES) Man that was all so delicious!

Rolf: Thank you Xerneas Archer Girl.

Nico: was in deep thought.

Jamesdean5842: You okay, Nico? If this is about me being impatient with Xehanort getting destroyed permanently, I'm sorry. It's just that I'm just concerned about when this can be all over.

Nico: What? No, it's not that. (laughs) But I'm glad my Fanfiction self exists alongside you.

Jamesdean5842: Me too.

May: What are you thinking about, honey?

Nico: Natsumi says her teams don't have any big bad guys of their own. That means ANY of our bad guys can be the main target.

Maria: Who do you think it is?

Nico: I got a bad feeling about who it might be. (to William) William, tell the Saturn Prison Guards to keep watch on Lila's cll. And tell them to inform me the minute she escapes. I have a bad feeling about what she might have planned on February.

William: Right.

Me: But if she is the main target she is definitely going to finally get the black gates.

Scrap Shooter: Nico, what teams have you made this time, see?

Nico: Randy's team will include Lyna, Choji, Chocho, Tayuya, and Matatabi the 2-Tailed Wraith Cat. Yae's team will include Hanon Hōshō, Iris, Auriana, Carissa, and Talia

Tayuya: Fucking A!

Chocho: Awesome!

Lyna: Cool!

Lola: Yeah this will be cool!

Bronze Kneecap: Can me, Steam Smythe, Iron Lung, Touch & Go, Firebrand, Plastique, Girder, Red Ghost, Lady Shiva, and Johnny 13 go with you guys?

Fracture: Me, Sir Raleigh, Fracture, Evil Search Man, Comrade Red, Evil Magma Man, Quicksand, Saleen, Kuroto Dan, and Boil Man will come too.

Nico: Yes you all can come with us.

Qin: I'm ready for an awesome meat fueled mission!

Nico: Me too!

Bruiser Cruiser: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico I think Tentacool will like this one.

Tentacool: Tentacruel next?

Nico: Bingo.

Qin: Awesome!

Varie: That will be a good one

Suddenly, we saw snow flurries swirling around, and then, we saw a figure appear: it was Santa Claus.

Nico: Santa, what brings you here?

Santa Claus: We've got a big emergency, gang: B.Z. has returned, and he intends to oust me and create a second Christmas in March.

We gasped.

Me: What?!

Lincoln: If he thinks he's going to oust you and create a second Christmas in March, he's already got himself in really big trouble. Don't worry, Santa, we'll stop this fiend.

Me: And we will, Lincoln.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than an old enemy of Scrooge and his family, Merlock the Magician, and he's coming here to destroy Scrooge and his family again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone else coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Scrooge, you and you family aren't going to like it: the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to your old enemy, Merlock the Magician, and he's coming here to destroy you all again.

Scrooge McDuck: (Scottish Accent) Not that vile black-magic using fiend again, he just doesn't know when to quit.

Donald Duck: He needs to be stopped for good.

Janet Kinsington: And he will, guys, we'll be the ones to stop him for good.

Lincoln: Yeah, he'll regret the day he ever threatened your family, Scrooge.

Nico: And as an old friend to the Disney characters and heroes, that's a promise he's going to fulfill. Alright, gang, let's go, we got to stop B.Z. from ousting Santa Claus and creating a second Christmas in March.

Lincoln: He needs to be taught a serious lesson about trying to oust Santa Claus, and once we get done with teaching him a lesson, you're next, Merlock The Magician.

Me: Yep. But wait. B.Z. That name is familiar. (GASP) I heard of him!

Nico: What can you tell us about him?

Me: You will not like this guy!

I went over his history.


B.Z. is the main antagonist in Santa Claus: The Movie.

He's a stingy, ungenerous, sleazy and unscrupulous toy manufacturer who manipulates one of Santa's elves Patch to help him take over Christmas.

He was portrayed by John Lithgow, who also played Lord John Whorfin in The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Earl Talbot Blake in Ricochet, Eric Qualen in Cliffhanger, Arthur Mitchell in Dexter, Burke in Blow Out, Lamar Blackburn in The Accountant, Glenn Motch in The Campaign, Lord Farquaad in Shrek, and Jean-Claude in Rugrats in Paris.

Not much is known about him except that he is known as Cornelia's "step-uncle". This suggests that he is Cornelia's uncle by marriage, not blood. Cornelia lives with B.Z., which also suggests he is her legal guardian. As Cornelia's parents are not seen in the movie, it is likely that they both died prior to the events of the film and was made to live with her aunt, who was her only living blood relative. After the death of Cornelia's aunt, the courts required B.Z. to care for Cornelia, having now been made a widower from Cornelia's legal guardian. While B.Z. feeds and shelters Cornelia, he seems to have little involvement in her upbringing otherwise.

B.Z. was first seen with his head of market research Dr. Eric Towzer, where they are subject to a government investigation. His company B.Z. Toys was under investigation due to unsafe products including a flammable doll and a panda filled with broken glass and nails amongst it's stuffing. B.Z. claims they are isolated incidents that will not happen again, to which a senate chairman answers "Oh, you had better do better than that, Sir. You had better withdraw every toy you have on the market or I will see to it personally that your license to manufacture and distribute in the United States is revoked!"

B.Z. leaves the hearing in a rotten mood, whereas Dr. Towzer is doubtful of the factory, citing multiple news reports about the negative publicity. Whereas Dr. Towzer is put upon by B.Z., he does seemed to have a more realistic output. Meanwhile, while Patch is wandering New York City after leaving the North Pole in disgrace, he passes by a toy store with a display of B.Z. and some of his toys. An employee is seen removing the toys on display due to the recall, but Patch mistakes this for thinking that the toys are so popular they are selling like hotcakes, so he introduces himself to B.Z., considering him a toymaker on par with Santa Claus.

Together they make lollipops powered by special feed that makes Santa's reindeer fly, he also gives Patch the materials he needs to build the Patchmobile so he can make his deliveries just like Santa. Even though B.Z. was reluctant at first for Patch giving away the items free, he saw this as an opportunity to rebuild his image, but he still had something selfish in mind.

With Christmas being over, B.Z. gets more greedier when he announces "Christmas 2" for March 25, asking Patch to increase the reindeer flying formula and make candy canes before he heads back to the North Pole.

B.Z. is telling Dr. Towzer how he has now beaten Santa Claus and will now be the new icon of Christmas. However an orphan named Joe and Cornelia overhear their conversation. But Joe accidently sneezes and gives their position away. B.Z. then captures Joe and ties him up in his toy factory basement.

He later discovers from Dr. Towzer that the candy canes are unstable and will explode if in contact with heat. He decides to flee to Brazil and let Patch take the fall. However Cornelia hears their conversation and writes to Santa for help.

Meanwhile Joe is rescued by Patch and thanks to the quick thinking of Cornelia and Santa, he and Joe are saved when the candy canes explode while they're driving to the North Pole in the Patchmobile.

B.Z.'s crimes are uncovered when Cornelia calls the police. The police arrest Dr. Towzer and his chauffeur Grizzard. Before they can arrest B.Z., he craftily eats some of the unstable candy canes to fly out of his office to escape the police, but ends up flying up high into the sky after eating too many.

At the end of the film, B.Z., in spite of his pleas for help, is doomed to float off into the depths of space among the equally effected remains of the Patchmobile for eternity. As there is no air in space, it is presumed that he eventually suffocated and died.


When I was done everyone was shocked!

Qin: He wants to oust Santa!? That's insane!

Xenia: No way in hell are we going to let that happen!

Camie: And creat Christmas 2 on March 25th!? No way! One Christmas is plenty.

Steam Smythe: Tentacool, you, Jirachi, and the other mascots can go on Nico's next rescue.

Tentacool: Really? But I'm not usually involved in their antics.

Sir Raleigh: You and Jirachi are still mascots nonetheless.

Tentacool: Awesome!

Jirachi: Aw yeah!

Xenia: Yep.

Nico: Lets get going guys. I know where his headquarters is at.

Me: New York City.

We were off.

We were flying to New York City.

Trolling Thunder: Christmas in March sounds promising. But there are only 8 major holidays per year.

Qin: But it would mess with the natural order if there was a Christmas 2.

Xenia; Yeah it sure would.

Lola: That would not be good.

Camie: Yeah no kidding.

Lola: But no one ousts Santa on our watch.

Tsuyu: Yeah no kidding! B.Z. has to be stopped.

Firebrand: Does he have any henchmen?

Comrade Red: (Russian Accent) If so, we can take them out easily.

Nico: We'll be ready for them.

Me: There's his tower over there.

We saw that it was the B.Z. Toy Company.

Nico: B.Z. Toy Company.

Qin: I remember that his toys were really unsafe.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: Well his license to sell and manufacture toys is now revoked.

Lana: I can't wait to hit BZ with my snowflake blades!

Coconuts: Did you just invent that today?

Lana: I sure did.

Me: And we'll show him the safe kinds of toys.

Lola: His toys are all weapons of destruction.

Nico: Well he died once so this time he is going to prison.

We landed and went into his building.

Quicksand: Isn't that a pile of them right there?

Girder: Careful! They might be dangerous.

Me: Those are stuffed toys filled with nails and broken glass.

Eli: He's right.

I fired waves of fire and incinerated the stuffed toys into dust and I was right.

Nico: Whoa! Those are bad toys.

Strut: What about that pile over there?

Maria: Each of these piles must contain a different type of dangerous toy.

Lola picked up a doll and then she squeezed it and then it fired a burst of fire from it's mouth and we ducked!

Me: HOLY SHIT!

Shiva: Jesus!

Kuroto Dan: What kind of kid would want that?!

Me: Someone who has a death wish that's who!

Nico: And I thought the toys of the Joker were this bad.

Laney: No kidding there.

We continued on and saw grenade teddy bears and more. B.Z. was like an arms dealer for bad toy makers.

Doofenshmirtz: Wait. Look over there.

We saw Towzer and Grizzard.

Me: Towser and Grizzard.

Lola: Lets tie them up and arrest them before going after B.Z.

Nico: Good idea.

Me: I know just how to do it.

I threw a couple of balls and they formed into claw clamps and they latched onto their legs and then…

ZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

It electrocuted them!

And numbed them to where they can't move.

Nico: Nice one!

Johnny 13: Alright, dirtbags. Tell us more about BZ's full plan!

Boil Man: I'd answer honestly if I were you.

Towzer: He's trying to finish what he started in the past.

Grizzard: Yeah. He returned to finish it. But when he died his company fell into disrepair and declared chapter 7.

Nico: Good. His toys were unsafe anyway.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: Where is he now?

Towzer: In his office! Top floor.

Luminous: Anything else you want to share?!

Towzer: No that's it.

Me: Fair enough.

We got them tied up and ready to deliver to the cops.

Nico: Time for us to make B.Z. wish he never returned.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Entrance time guys.

Towzer: You can't just leave us like this!

Red Ghost: You're right.

Saleen: We'll call the cops to come pick you up.

Nico: Lets go.

We went to face B.Z.

Burst Man: So, this is what his company looks like on the inside, huh?

We saw the factory.

Me: Whoa.

Qin: This is sick.

We saw lots of flamethrower fuel drums, grenades, weapons of all kinds and more!

Me: This ia a weapons shop.

Camie: Not good. But where is his office?

I looked around.

Me: Up there.

We saw a door on the top platform and it had a lavish flare to it.

Nico: NOW it's time for the entrance.

We went over and flew up to it and then went in and we saw a fountain and then saw the door to his office.

We went at it.

B.Z. was working hard and then the spirits of the Elemental Christmas Elves and Toys of Christmas swirled around him and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted the door down and a phoenix cry was heard and we flew in!

Me: B.Z. You are under arrest!

B.Z.: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!?

Me: That's right! And we're here to stop you. You are never going to be allowed to do toys ever again!

Nico: That's right!

B.Z.: You don't have any idea what this is like!

Me: Oh I believe I know.

B.Z.: What!?

Me: The real reason you went into the toy business was to make weapons of destruction right? So you can take over the world. That's probably why you were so fixated on Santa.

B.Z.: Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!

Me: Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. The real reason you kept came back was because you never got a good amount of money from your toy sales.

B.Z.: I'm not hearing this...

Me: Get a clue, Old Man! Your toys aren't worth squat! You wouldn't know how to make good toys if it came up and kicked you in the balls. Not that you ever could make toys

B.Z.: [really getting angry] Shut up... Shut up!

Batman: I mean, flamethrower dolls, nail stuffed animals? Lame! Where's the "A" material? Make good toys like action figures, Board Games, something!

B.Z.: How dare you talk to me this way!?

Me: You make me laugh. But only 'cause I think you're kinda pathetic. [mimics the Joker's laugh]

B.Z.: Stop that!

Me: So you tried to take over the North Pole before, got stopped by Santa Claus and then got launched into space by exploding candy canes where your head exploded and you died. What, you couldn't come back to Earth and get work as a rodeo clown? [laughs mockingly]

B.Z.: [grabs some grenade dolls] Don't you dare laugh at me!...

Me: [laughs harder] Why? I thought toymakers always wanted to make all of us laugh!

B.Z.: SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP!

He threw grenades at me and then they exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

I absorbed the fire from the explosions!

B.Z. activated a button and living Toy bombs came at us.

Evil Magma Man: Living loy bombs?

Plastique: I'll show you REAL explosives!

She fired waves of energy and blasted the Explosive Toy Bombs and they exploded!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Me: Don't you know that what you're doing is numerous federal offenses to the world?

B.Z.: I DON'T CARE!

Slash Man: You should care. You don't sell weapons to kids!

Me: Because someone can get seriously hurt or worse!

B.Z.: I don't CARE! ALL I CARE ABOUT IS MONEY AND I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I GET IT! ALL I WANT IS ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD AND I WILL MAKE SECOND CHRISTMAS A REALITY AND MAKE SANTA OBSOLETE! I WILL HAVE ALL THAT MONEY! AND I WILL KILL BILLIONS OF INNOCENT LIVES IN ORDER TO GET IT!

Me: You are fucking insane!

Mr. Touch: And another thing. No one wants Christmas in March!

BZ: Oh, c'mon. What's so bad about that? It might even replace that Ridonculous Race you guys like so much!

Mr. Go: It sounds promising!

Evil Search Man: But Christmas should be in December only!

Me: It's a WINTER Holiday not an Early Spring Holiday! And what you will do will throw the natural order out of balance!

Xenia: That's right!

Me: There is only ONE Christmas and Nothing More!

Timmy Turner: And I wished for Christmas to be every day and I learned the hard way! Christmas Every Day would put the entire planet into total gridlock.

Lola: That's right! Christmas in March is not good!

Qin: Christmas in July is more fitting but not in March!

Me: Now it's time for you to go to prison!

Aria Blaze: And we like the Ridonculous Race where it is, thank you very much!

Me: That's for sure!

Nico: But you are not going to mess with Christmas ever!

B.Z.: Enough talking! I got the perfect way to deal with you chumps! (presses button)

Just then, a giant toy tank rolled in.

Iron Lung: You guys have the usual battles.

Lego Poison Ivy: Me and Iron Lung got this.

Me: Nice tank and the ONLY Chump here is you B.Z.!

I teleported and smashed my fist into his face!

Then Billy Numerous, Captain Boomerang, Absorbing Man, Dayu, Mirror Master, Mr. Mittens, Angel, Xiao Fung, See-More, Evil-Lyn, Grand Duke's Minions, Yost Domino, Platinum Princess, Dahlia Hawthorne, Quark, Superfriends Cheetah, Fairy Tail Angel, Evil Wing Man, Rainbow Raider, and Mouth of Sauron appeared!

Nico: Billy Numerous, Captain Boomerang, Absorbing Man, Dayu, Mirror Master, Mr. Mittens, Angel, Xiao Fung, See-More, Evil-Lyn, Grand Duke's Minions, Yost Domino, Platinum Princess, Dahlia Hawthorne, Quark, Superfriends Cheetah, Fairy Tail Angel, Evil Wing Man, Rainbow Raider, and Mouth of Sauron.

Billy Numerous: I didn't expect the Another Omnitrix Alien and Snotty Boy to show up in the Cutie Mark Crusaders' mission.

Captain Boomerang: (Australian Accent) There's something about Snotty Boy having Superman powers that screams Tighten to me.

Absorbing Man: Let's not worry about that right now.

Me: Yeah but it was awesome to see that though.

Dayu: (to Nico) We heard you went to Switzerland.

Nico: Yep.

Mirror Master: Get any souvenirs for us?

Me: Just Dark Rolf's dead carcass.

Lola: Yep.

Mirror Master: Wow.

Fightoe came out.

Me: Back for another round Fightoe?

Fightoe: Yep.

Me: Cool.

Fightoe: You know the actual Christmas isn't too far behind.

Me: Yeah it sure is.

Lola: Yeah it is.

We got the battles underway.


Ben Tennyson, Naruto Uzumaki, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Beast Boy, Scrap Shooter and Grinnade VS Billy Numerous - Nico's rescue in Switzerland and battling Dark Rolf


Billy Numerous was first.

Billy Numerous: (to Ben) Nico's rescue involved battling Dark Rolf in Switzerland. And what alien will you use this time?

Ben: I feel like this one.

He turned into Goop!

Goop: (Gurgling Voice) GOOP!

Naruto: Ah a gelatin alien next.

Goop: Yep and yeah they faced Dark Rolf in Switzerland and it was awesome. Luna, Sam and Whitney all transformed and tore him to shreds.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah it was great and cool.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) That evil version of Rolf got what was coming to him.

Sunburn: Yeah he disgraced the Son of a Shepherd we know and love.

Beast Boy: You got that right!

Billy Numerous: Yeah that's for sure! Lets do it! (FORMS 930 CLONES)

Naruto: MULTI SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!

He formed 930 clones too!

Goop used his legend items and got a fire sword and they fired waves of slime and fire and blasted the clones all over and they fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Julie Yamamoto, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Wonder Woman, Smoke Scream and Bruiser Cruiser VS Captain Boomerang - Battling Another Pavo Undead Zodiarts and Another Box Ghost


Captain Boomerang was next.

Captain Boomerang: (to Julie) Nico, Omi's team, Box Ghost's team, and the others did good Battling Another Pavo Undead Zodiarts. And Another Box Ghost too.

Julie: They sire did and it was awesome and fun.

Fluttershy: It sure was and the Box Ghost we know was funny. And so was this one.

Tornado Bolt: I agree there too.

Stealth Elf: Yeah no kidding there.

Wonder Woman: Yeah that was a really fun adventure too.

Captain Boomerang: That is awesome mates. Lets do it!

Julie used her legend items and got a flower sword and they fired waves of leaves and grass and smashed him all over and fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed him down.


Marinette, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Hulk, Shred Naught and Trolling Thunder VS Absorbing Man - Lincoln's Rescue


Absorbing Man was next.

Absorbing Man: (to Marinette) I heard Lincoln fought Brad Uppercrust on his rescue. And what can I absorb around here?

Marinette: Plenty of metal. Also yeah they took that monster down and now he is part of the humiliation roster.

Pinkie Pie: Ooh! And he is going to be the victim of so many awesome and great pranks.

Maud Pie: (monotonously) I'm really looking forward to see what we dish out on them.

Featherweight: Me too and it will be cool.

Sprocket: It sure will!

Hulk: Hulk ready to smash bad jerks!

Absorbing Man: That is for sure! Lets do it!

Marinette used her legend items and got a gear sword and they fired waves of gears and confetti and blasted him all over the place and they fired waves of metal, gears, lightning, confetti and energy and smashed him down.


Emma Goodall, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Samurai Rangers, Scratch, Coconuts and Grounder VS Dayu - Meeting Gene-slammers for Ghostrick Witch and Shura the Combat Star


Dayu was next.

Dayu: (to Emma) I heard you guys met Gene-slammers for Ghostrick Witch and Shura the Combat Star. What are their names?

Emma: Their names are Alecto Shadowcall and Janna Chan and they are both really awesome.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah we found out that Janna is Jackie Chan's daughter.

Starshine Sparkle: And their stories are cool too.

FLASHBACK

Alecto Shadowcall: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Janna Chan: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Alecto Shadowcall: That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right. So, Alecto, what memories did you have with Lincoln, and Janna, what's the story on why you hate The Wet Bandits with a burning passion?

Alecto Shadowcall: Oh, I remembered this one time, I've been teaching Lincoln on how to cast some dark magic spells, then, we heard someone crying: it was Lana. She then told me that a rotten little spoiled girl named Lacey St. Claire called her a dirty little mongrel who has no place in being alive and told her to go jump off a cliff. Lincoln hugged Lana and told her not to believe in those words, but Lana just continued to cry even more. That was ultimately the last straw for me, Lacey's been doing this to so many kids for years, and the snob's gotten off for the last time, but I looked to Lincoln for help, he told me to use a spell to cause only trouble for her, and not kill her. So, I went with a spell I used numerous times on Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and after I said the incantation, the spell activated and Lacey went through a ton of mishaps and chaos: first, her dress and clothes got eaten by moths, her mutt, Victoire, was shaved, and it drove her mad.

Lincoln: Eventually, she was forced to confess, and as a result, her parents had her grounded for two months and she had to apologize to everyone that she insulted, and that also included Lana. But, she refused to apologize to Lana and to everyone she insulted, so her grounding got extended to three months and they had to sign her up for classes where she would learn some manners and discipline.

Nico: I can't believe she would say those sorts of words to Lana, that's just disgusting!

Me: Yeah, I was disgusted when Lincoln told me.

Janna Chan: From that day on, Lacey St. Claire was now on our list, and if she messed up for the last time, she was going to be put in reform school. Okay, now for my turn, one day, Lincoln and I once stumbled upon an ancient castle at a beach, and to my surprise: the castle we stumbled upon was Curwood Castle, a historic home built by writer James Oliver Curwood in 1922, but then, we heard rustling in the nearby woods, and we saw two figures come out: it was Harry and Marv, The Wet Bandits, and they were here to rob the castle. Remembering what he and Azula Firebrand did to those boobs long ago, Lincoln fended them off using various illusions that looked like monsters, and he even threw a spider on Marv's face and he screamed like a girl again. But, before they could get away, the cops came and took them away, and we were rewarded with medals for saving the castle from getting robbed by The Wet Bandits.

We cheered.

Nico: Wow, you really saved the castle from the incompetency of The Wet Bandits, Lincoln.

Lincoln: I wasn't going to let the castle get robbed by those two, and while Janna and I were given medals for our bravery, Harry and Marv were sent to jail, only to bust out of jail a few hours later with the same trick those boobs used to escape from The Uranus Prison.

Me: Sheesh, those two just don't know when to quit, do they?

Lincoln: Unfortunately not, they were just gluttons for punishment, but now, their career of busting out of prison and burglarizing homes is over.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Dayu: Whoa that is intense!

Spyro: Yeah it all sure was.

Jayden: Boy no kidding.

Dayu: I'll say! Lets do it!

Emma: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!

She turned into the Blue Mystic Force Ranger

Emma used her Legend Items and they fired waves of magic and fruit and energy and smashed her all over and they fired waves of energy and magic and smashed her down.


Zoe Orimoto, D'Arcmon & Kazemon, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Kairi, Strut, Roscoe, and Desoto VS Mirror Master - The Cutie Mark Crusaders first Ambassador Mission and battling Another Tucana Undead Zodiarts


Mirror Master was next.

Mirror Master: (to Zoe) The Cutie Mark Crusaders' first Ambassador Mission involved Natsumi and her friends voluntarily getting Gene Slammed. They also battled Another Tucana Undead Zodiarts.

Zoe: Boy that was so awesome!

D'Arcmon: And the entrance they used that brought down those bad guys robbing that bank was really awesome.

Kazemon: It sure was cool.

Rainbow Dash: Scootaloo and the Crusaders all did an awesome job.

Scootaloo: All those lessons in law enforcement we learned from Hitch really came in handy.

Whirlwind: Boy they sure did and it all paid off.

Kairi: That was so cool.

Mirror Master: I'm glad they had an awesome first mission. Lets do it!

Zoe used her legend items and got a wind sword and they fired waves of wind and lightning and smashed him all over and they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.


CatDog, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Johnny Test, Beekeeper and Doofenshmirtz VS Mr. Mittens - Rolf giving us a feast of his favorite foods for lunch


Mr. Mittens was next.

Mr. Mittens: (to CatDog) Rolf gave you guys a feast of his favorite foods for lunch. What did you guys eat?

Cat: Boy Rolf had all kinds of things. He had all sorts of fish and meats.

Dog: J.D. had a big sausage and it exploded into a pile of mush. But it was all still good.

Applejack: It was carnivore heaven for Nicole and many of us.

Apple Bloom: Boy no kidding there! We all were loving it.

Flashwing: You should see how much meat Rolf eats. He loves it.

Johnny Test: Boy no kidding there. He eats as much meat as Nicole does.

Mr. Mittens: He is a true carnivore. Lets do it!

CatDog used his legend items and got an apple sword and they fired waves of mud and apples and smashed him all over and got him messy and they fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, crystal and apples and smashed him down.


Skyla, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Starfire, Luminous and Nightshade VS Angel - Santa Claus in trouble again


Angel was next.

Angel: (to Skyla) Looks like Santa Claus is in trouble again. What happened this time?

Skyla: A Greedy Businessman is trying to oust him out so he can take over and also make March 25th a second Christmas.

Rarity: That is insane darlings! One Christmas is plenty for all of us.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah no kidding! And I'm happy with that.

Gill Grunt: I agree there. As nice as a second Christmas sounds, only one Christmas is plenty.

Starfire: I most agree there too.

Angel: I do too! One Christmas is MORE THAN Enough for all of us. Lets do it!

Skyla spread her wings and flew and she used her Legend Items and they fired waves of energy and water and jewels and smashed her all over and they fired waves of water, ice, jewels and wind and smashed her down.


Ulrich, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Jackie Chan, Janna Chan, Burst Man and Cloud Man VS Xiao Fung - B.Z. OUSTING SANTA?! Not on our watch!


Xiao Fung the Demon Sorcerer of Wind was next.

Xiao Fung: (to Ulrich) B.Z. OUSTING SANTA?! Not on our watch!

Ulrich: No way in a million bazillion years are we letting him do that to Santa! Not after what he went through with us helping him!

Starlight Glimmer: I agree there too!

Cozy Glow: Yeah no kidding there. What he is going to do is awful!

Hex: Makes him just as bad as Princess Morbucks.

Jackie Chan: I most agree there too.

Janna Chan: I agree too dad.

Xiao Fung: I do too and also Janna I didn't know that Jackie was your dad and also that you are one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels.

Janna Chan: Yeah it's really cool and Jade is also my cousin too.

Xiao Fung: I'm glad you are part of the team now. Lets do it!

Ulrich used his legend items and they fired waves of skulls and energy and smashed him all over and they fired waves of energy, magic, bones, lightning, skulls and stars and smashed him down.


Ash Ketchum & Pikachu, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Cyborg, Spring Man and Slash Man VS See-More - March 25th being a second Christmas would be nice but ONE Christmas is plenty


See-More was next.

See More: (to Ash) March 25th being a second Christmas would be nice. But ONE Christmas is plenty

Ash Ketchum: I agree there! One Christmas is MORE than enough.

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Princess Luna: I agree there too!

Moondust: If there was a second Christmas that would not be good.

Snowdrop: Yeah that would be like Timmy Turner wishing for Christmas to be every day..

Gari: And we don't want that to happen again.

Blackout: No kidding. The world would be thrown into total gridlock.

Cyborg: No kidding there.

See-More: That would NOT big a good thing there. Lets do it!

Ash used his legend items and they fired waves of darkness and lightning and smashed him all over and they fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.


Optimus Prime, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Teela, Sorceress, Aria Blaze, and Juniper Montage VS Evil-Lyn - No way can we handle a 2nd Christmas


Evil-Lyn was next.

Evil Lyn: (to Optimus) No way can we handle a 2nd Christmas. The idea sounds promising though.

Optimus Prime: Well that does sound good but it's not. One Christmas is more than enough and plenty.

Princess Celestia: Yeah that would not be a good thing.

King Solar: That's like having a Second Hearthswarming Eve.

Solar Eclipsa: And it would not be good.

Amber Morning: No kidding there and it would not be pretty.

Spotlight: Yeah no kidding. It would mess up the Holiday Natural Order.

Teela: It sure would.

Sorceress: Yeah it sure would.

Evil Lyn: I see your point. Lets do it!

Optimus used his Legend items and they fired waves of magic and light and energy and smashed her down and they fired waves of light and smashed her down.


Wallflower Blush VS Grand Duke's Minions


The Grand Duke's minions were next.

Wallflower Blush: Time for a meat fueled melee!

She flew at them and bashed them all over the place and smashed them down.


Meg VS Yost Domino


Yost Domino was next.

Yost Domino: Time for some buttkicking!

Meg: Bring it on.

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Aloe & Lotus VS Platinum Princess


Platinum Princess was next.

Platinum Princess: This will be so fun!

Aloe: (French Accent) I am always ready for this!

Lotus: (French Accent) Me too!

They fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Mokuro VS Dahlia Hawthorne


Dahlia was next.

Dahlia Hawthorne: Are you ready for some fun?

Mokuro: I always am.

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Honia the Hornet VS Quark


Quark was next.

Quark: You ready for me?

Honia: Always Quark!

She fired waves of energgy and smashed him down.


Max Mercury VS Superfriends Cheetah


Superfriends Cheetah was next.

Superfriends Cheetah: This will be fast.

Max Mercury: You bet it will be.

He ran fast and fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Rinka Kunitachi VS Angel


Angel (Fairy Tail) was next.

Angel: You ready for me?

Rinka: Always ready for fun.

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Blossomforth VS Evil Wing Man


Evil Wing Man was next.

Evil Wing Man: This is always fun.

Blossomforth: You bet it is!

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Catherine Lancaster VS Rainbow Raider


Rainbow Raider was next.

Rainbow Raider: Boy all that meat was delicious.

Catherine Lancaster: (British Accent) Boy it sure was.

She fired waves of energy and rainbows and smashed him down.


Yugito Nii VS Mouth of Sauron


Mouth of Sauron was next.

Mouth of Sauron: Time for some action.

Yugito Nii: You read my mind.

She fired waves of blue fire and smashed him down.


Mystic Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Celica, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Fightoe


Fightoe was next.

Me: This is always going to be fun.

I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons for the Mythical Beasts Gene-Slammers in Lincoln's harem, it's a collection of Mythical Beasts-themed spellbooks that also have some Weapon Fusion spells that also have the same effects as The Atlantis Sisters Gene-Slammers' Weapon Fusion spells. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

I teleported back with them.

Mystic Force Rangers: MAGICAL SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!

They turned into the Mystic Force Rangers too.

Me: Lets get him!

Mystic Force Rangers: MYSTIC SPELL SEAL!

They fired waves of energy and fired waves of energy and elements and magic and then the blasts hit him and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Mystic Force Rangers: CHECKMATE!

Me: Fightoe you have failed this city!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped.

Troy: Christmas is staying where it should be.

Me: And that is RIGHT ON December 25th!

Tsukasa: And so is the Ridonculous Race!

Kamen Ride: Forever Blue and White!

Kamen Ride: Forever Blue!

Kamen Ride: Forever White!

Tsukasa turned into Half Blue and White Rangers.

Daiki summoned ALL THE BLUE AND WHITE RANGERS!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER WHITE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the White Rnagers! Troy turned into the White Mighty Morphin Rangers, Noah turned into the White Dino Thunder Ranger, Gia turned into the White Wild Force Ranger, Jake turned into White Aquitar Ranger, Emma turned into the White Ninja Steel, Orion turned into the White Mystic Force Ranger and Lillian turned into the White Zyuohger Ranger!

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Blue Christmas! Awesome!

Lola: Yep.

We went at B.Z. and smashed and pulverized him all over.

Cutthroat, Gaara, Tracks and Energon Inferno used the Earth and Animatron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Cutthroat's Magnetizer, Tracks's missiles, Inferno's Extinguisher Rifle and Gaara's powers 100-fold.

Cutthroat and Gaara: MAGNETIC SAND BLAST!

Tracks and Energon Inferno: MISSILES OF FLAMING FURY!

Steampunk Tech Ninja and Steam Smythe: STEAMPUNK GEAR BLAST!

Iron Lung Country and Iron Lung: IRON WIND SHOT!

Bronze Kneecap French Mayhem and Bronze Kneecap: BRONZE KNEE BLAST!

Cyborg Hero Force and Touch & Go: CYBORG HERO BLAST!

Idiots and Fire and Firebrand: FIRESTORM IDIOT BLAST!

Explosions and Smarts and Plastique: EXPLOSION FORCE STORM!

Strength and Metal and Girder: SMASHING METAL BLAST!

Russian Monkey Cryptid Force and Red Ghost: RUSSIAN MONKEY FORCE STORM!

Spies and Assassins and Shiva: SPIES ASSASSINS MAYHEM BLAST!

Ghosts of 13 and Johnny 13: GHOSTS OF 13 FLAMES BLAST!

Wales Frog Fury and Sir Raleigh: WALES FROG STORM!

Pterodactyl Transformer Force and Fracture: PTERODACTYL FORCE BLAST!

Search and Buttkick Force and Evil Search Man: BUTTKICKING SEARCH STORM!

Russian Force Fury and Comrade Red: RUSSIAN COMRADE FURY BLAST!

Quicksand Peril Force abd Quicksand: QUICKSAND FORCE BLAST!

Lava Fury Force and Evil Magma Man: MAGMA LAVA BURST!

Lionfish Beauty Mermaid and Saleen: LIONFISH MERMAID BLAST!

Games of Doom and Kuroto Dan: GAMES OF DOOM SHOT!

Boil Might and Boil Man: BOILING MIGHT SHOT!

Elemental Fury Force and Lego Poison Ivy: ELEMENTAL IVY SHOT!

Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie Lulamoon, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: UNDEAD EMPATHY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Rarity, Starlight Glimmer, Nico, Eli, Me and C.C.: ELEMENTAL CHRISTMAS BURST!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: Time for some REAL Toys! TOY BRAND ELEMENT STYLE: LEGO!

Jessica Shannon: TOY BRAND STING STYLE: BARBIE!

Peni Parker: TOY BRAND WEB STYLE: TRANSFORMERS!

Entrapta: TOY BRAND LIGHTNING STYLE: NERF!

Perfuma: TOY BRAND NATURE STYLE: HATCHIMALS!

Frosta: TOY BRAND ICE STYLE: HOT WHEELS!

Shantae: TOY BRAND MAGIC STYLE: MY LITTLE PONY!

Akko: TOY BRAND STAR STYLE: SPIN MASTER!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said toys.

Lincoln and his harem: TOY BRAND FINAL SMASH: TOY AVALANCHE!

They fired a massive toy avalanche

We fired energy blasts which transformed into a straitjacket and chains and wrapped B.Z. up.

Lincoln: You're never ousting Santa Claus ever again, B.Z.

Me: Now you are going to jail.

Nico: Have fun being imprisoned for good. Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Merlock the Magician, and that power-hungry warlock should be arriving...right now!

?: Scrooge McDuck, I will have my revenge on you and your family for ruining all of my plans!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and our energy auras flared up as we gained a massive power boost.

Scrooge McDuck: (Scottish Accent) I always knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out now, Merlock.

A mist appeared from out of nowhere, and the figure appeared, it was none other than Merlock the Magician.

Scrooge McDuck: (Scottish Accent) I always knew you'd come back one day, Merlock.

Merlock the Magician: And now, I will have my revenge and destroy you and your family for what you all did in humiliating me!

Janet Kinsington: That's not happening, Merlock! Your days of causing havoc are over!

Suddenly, Janet Kinsington's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a red and black energy aura with fire, darkness, fiends, and Queen chess pieces, she unholstered her massive Infernalqueen Archfiend-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Merlock, she left red and black energy, fire, darkness, fiends, and Queen chess pieces with every step.

Janet Kinsington: I've had it up to hear with you, Merlock, your constant schemes of trying to take over the world have always ended with you getting defeated by Scrooge McDuck and his family and still you refuse to learn your lesson, well, that ends here and now, today's the day you die here and now!

Suddenly, Janet Kinsington was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and black energy with fire and darkness surrounding the vortex, there's an army of fiends, Queen chess pieces, and Infernalqueen Archfiend flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a dark red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Merlock the Magician: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Janet Kinsington emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Janet Kinsington grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has dark purple highlights in the bangs of her long flowing dark red hair, she has neon red eyes and a red and black energy aura with fire, darkness, fiends, and Queens surrounding her, she has Infernalqueen Archfiend emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on fiend earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Darkness, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Infernalqueen Archfiend with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Darkness, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands on the bottom of her red fiend-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Janet Kinsington has on a sleeveless dark red open blouse, sleeveless red midriff top, long red skirt with black frills, red pants, red knee-high high heeled boots with butterfly shoe buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, fire, Queen chess pieces, and fiends on the coattails, and on the back is Infernalqueen Archfiend and she's surrounded by fire and darkness. Suddenly, Janet Kinsington felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive dark red angel wings grew much bigger for her new body, and the dark red feathers now have purple tips, she now has eleven massive and long dark red wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Janet Kinsington's massive Infernalqueen Archfiend-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red and black energy, fire, darkness, fiends, and Queen chess pieces and when it emerged, it was transformed into Infernalqueen Archfiend's Firestorm Inferno Queen Fiend Greatsword of Fire Infernal Queen Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and Infernalqueen Archfiend etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large dark red fiend heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large red fiend heads with red gems for eyes and a large dark red gem below the fiend heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Infernalqueen Archfiend's head with red gems for eyes and a large purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, Guardian Elma's dagger, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Infernalqueen Archfiend that said, "Janet Kinsington, Gene-Slammer of Infernalqueen Archfiend, Powerful Master of Fire and Darkness, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lynn, Despiser of Stank Breath Bolhofner, Archenemy of Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed, Slug-for-a-Butt, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Infernal Fire, Darkness, and Fiends"

ジャネット・キンジントン、地獄の女王の大魔王のジーン・スラマー、火と闇の強力な支配者、愛情深い守護天使、リンカーンの将来の妻 ラウド、ダーク・リンの粉砕者、スタンブレスの軽蔑者ボルホフナー、女王の宿敵-いっぱい、奇形、ナメクジ、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして地獄の火、闇、悪魔のマスター

Janet Kinsington transformed into SUPER ANGEL-INFERNALQUEEN ARCHFIEND-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS INFERNO INFERNALQUEEN ARCHFIEND ANGEL OF DIVINE INFERNO QUEEN ARCHFIEND JUSTICE AND DIVINE INFERNO QUEEN ARCHFIEND LOVE!

We were Janet Kinsington's Super Angel-Infernalqueen Archfiend-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Merlock the Magician saw it, he fired a blast of magic at her to kill her, but Janet Kinsington fired a powerful red and black energy blast with fire, darkness, fiends, and Queen chess pieces at Merlock the Magician, and it sent him flying into the snow and we follow out, Merlock the Magician got up, but he was now angry.

Layla Thomas: Whoa, Janet Kinsington's transformed, awesome! (Feels her Power Rising) Uh oh, I'm also going to transform too!

Suddenly, Layla Thomas' dark purple eyes turned neon dark purple, and she was surrounded by a dark purple energy aura with fiends, Rook chess pieces, darkness, shadows, and demons, she unholstered her massive Desrook Archfiend's Demonic Broadsword of Archfiend Justice from her back, and as she approached Merlock the Magician, she left dark purple energy, fiends, Rook chess pieces, darkness, shadows, and demons with every step.

Layla Thomas: Just like Janet Kinsington, I'm also never going to forgive you, Merlock, and you know what, you've had this coming for a very long time, and now, it's time for you to die.

Suddenly, Layla Thomas was surrounded by a massive vortex of dark purple energy with darkness, shadows, demons, and fiends surrounding it, there's Desrook Archfiend flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Layla Thomas emerged, but she was changed forever.

Layla Thomas grew from 6'11" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has dark purple highlights in the bangs of her long flowing purple hair with flower in her hair, she has neon dark purple eyes and a dark purple energy aura with fiends, Rook chess pieces, darkness, shadows, and demons surrounding her, she has Desrook Archfiend with the Dark Kanji in its mouth emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on demon earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Desrook Archfiend with purple gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Layla Thomas has on a dark purple sleeveless open blouse, purple sleeveless midriff top, purple skirt, purple pants, purple high-heeled sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with fiends, Rook chess pieces, darkness, shadows, and demons on the coattails, and on the back is Desrook Archfiend with shadows surrounding it. Suddenly, Layla Thomas felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive dark purple angel wings with black tips grew much bigger for her new body, and she also has eleven massive and long dark purple wolf tails. Layla Thomas has on a Ring of The Phoenix with dark purple gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Layla Thomas' massive Desrook Archfiend's Demonic Broadsword of Archfiend Justice and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of dark purple energy, fiends, Rook chess pieces, shadows, darkness, and demons, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Desrook Archfiend's Demonic Darkness Greatsword of Demonic Rook Archfiend Justice, it's a brand-new large broadsword with embedded dark purple gems and Desrook Archfiend etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged dark purple blade, large skulls for the crossguard, large dark purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large skulls with purple gems in the eye sockets and in the open mouths and on the bottom of the four skulls is a large dark purple gem for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with dark purple gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Desrook Archfiend's head with red gems for eyes and a large dark purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark purple kanji below Desrook Archfiend that said, "Layla Thomas, Gene-Slammer of Desrook Archfiend, Friend of Sam Sharp-Loud, Powerful Master of Darkness, Goth Girl of Michigan, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Dracula from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Smasher of Dark Lori, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Demons, and Fiends"

レイラ・トーマス、デスルック・アークフィーンドのジーン・スラマー、サム・シャープラウドの友人、強力な闇の支配者、ミシガン州のゴス少女、愛情深いガーディアン・エンジェル、リンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、ビリーとマンディのグリム・アドベンチャーのドラキュラの大敵、スマッシャーダークロリ、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、闇、悪魔、悪魔のマスター

Layla Thomas has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DESROOK ARCHFIEND-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DEMONIC DARKNESS DESROOK ARCHFIEND ANGEL OF DIVINE DARKNESS DEMONIC FIEND GOTHIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE DARK DESROOK ARCHFIEND LOVE!

We were amazed by Layla Thomas' Super Angel-Desrook Archfiend-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Merlock saw it, he went mad again, but Lincoln fired a blast of darkness and hit Merlock again.

Nico: Whoa, so not only did Janet Kinsington transform, but Layla Thomas also transformed, so cool!

Natalia Nefaria: You did tell me that Nina and Nikita weren't the only ones who got Gene-Slammed into Desrook Archfiend and Infernalqueen Archfiend, Nico, but I've got a feeling they're not the only ones.

Lincoln: We'll have to find out about that later on, and Janet, Layla, you two look beautiful, how do you feel?

Janet Kinsington: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Demon Infernalqueen Archfiend and Divine Infernal Dark Gothic Love) I feel incredible, Linky.

Layla Thomas: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Demonic Desrook Archfiend and Divine Dark Archfiend Gothic Love) Along with me, now, shall we put an end to Merlock the Magician once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, girls.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Janet Kinsington and Layla Thomas.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've had this coming for a very long time, Merlock, now, it's time for you to die!

Janet Kinsington, Lincoln, and Layla Thomas went after Merlock the Magician, who continued firing blasts of magic at them, but they deflected them, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red and black energy, dark purple energy, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Merlock the Magician and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him, along with scratches from Lincoln's claws, and they were angering him even more.

Then, Janet Kinsington, Lincoln, and Layla Thomas fired blasts of red energy which hit Merlock and they sucked out all of his powers and they made them their own.

Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Janet Kinsington, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Infernalqueen Archfiend's Inferno Queen Fiend Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's dark red with purple flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and Infernalqueen Archfiend surrounded by flames etched on the sides, and a red gem on the top of the blaster.

And another beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Layla Thomas, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Desrook Archfiend's Dark Rook Fiend Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's dark purple with darkness on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and Desrook Archfiend surrounded by darkness etched on the sides, and a dark purple gem on the top of the blaster.

Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he, Janet Kinsington, and Layla Thomas fired blasts of rainbow energy, red and black energy, dark purple energy, and elemental forces at Merlock and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was destroyed and his evil spirit was sent to The Black Gates. We cheered as Janet Kinsington, Lincoln, and Layla Thomas holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and the new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eyes, eleven massive wolf tails, and massive angel wings of Janet Kinsington and Layla Thomas are permanent.

Janet Kinsington: That'll teach you, you power-hungry warlock! Thanks for helping us with getting rid of Merlock, Linky.

Layla Thomas: Yeah, we all taught that warlock a very painful lesson.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Janet and Layla.

Suddenly, Janet Kinsington and Layla Thomas wrapped their arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as their chests pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and their stomachs pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists, which took them by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Janet Kinsington's and Layla Thomas' faces, they kissed passionately as their left and right arms were still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but they moved their right and left arm and their right and left hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Infernalqueen Archfiend, and Desrook Archfiend flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and darkness around them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln, Janet Kinsington, and Layla Thomas came back to us as the display and Infernalqueen Archfiend and Desrook Archfiend vanished.

Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call an awesome three-against-one battle against that vengeful and spiteful warlock, awesome job, guys.

Lincoln: And we're glad to finally be rid of that evil warlock once and for all.

Janet Kinsington: You said it, and we overheard what Natalia said, and I think she may be right that there's more Archfiend Gene-Slammers, and they're also Guardian Angels of Lincoln as well.

Layla Thomas: But, we'll tell you about them in the future. Plus, we know who we're meeting for the next rescue tomorrow, right, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Oh yeah, Thera Amihan, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Yeti for Day 5 of The Skylands Treasure Hunt.

Isabella Lupa: And after she's been found, all that's left is Miyuki Shirayuki, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Yuki-Onna, and all of the Ghostrick Gene-Slammers will have been found.

Ursula Truaigheaingeal: (Scottish Accent) That's right, Isabella.

Then police sirens were heard.

Chief of Police: This is the New York City Police Department! B.Z. You are surrounded. Come out with your hands up.

We came out with him and he was in straitjacket and we had guns pointed to his head.

Me: He's all yours officers. Get this douchebag outta here.

They did so.

Mr. Mittens: Looks like Christmas is saved again.

Santa: I can't thank you all enough for helping me once more.

Angel: It was our pleasure.

Me: That makes 7 times.

Santa: I insist on owing you all something for all your help these last few days.

Xiao Fung: You don't owe use anything.

See More: We just do it to protect Christmas.

Evil Lyn: And with no deadly toys.

Me: And to make sure the natural order is still maintained.

Xenia: Yep.

Nico: That is for sure. Great job everyone!

Rarity: Oh this was so fun darlings. (To the viewers) Christmas will always be on the 25th of December and never on any other day.

Qin: That's right.

Lola: Yep.

We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

Santa Clause was a great movie!

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Randy Cunningham, Randy Cunningham, Lyna, Choji, Chocho, Tayuya and Matatabi the 2-Tailed Wraith Cat, Kangor, Evil Star Man, Slyther, Springload, James Nixon McGarfield and Giant Palm are heading to the Peach Creek Jawbreaker Factory and we're going there for another awesome rescue as well as a battle with AN EVIL VERSION OF JIMMY AND WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THAT UGLY EVIL RETAINER WEARING BRAT PAY FOR WHAT HE DID IN GETTING REVENGE ON THE EDS ALL JUST FOR A STUPID WEDGIE! AND LANEY IS GOING TO EXPLODE INTO HER MOST POWERFUL TRANSFORMATION EVER AND SHE IS GOING TO TEAR THAT HEARTLESS LITTLE TWERP LIMB FROM LIMB AND MAKE HIM WISH HE WAS NEVER BORN! JIMMY IS GOING TO SAY SOME REALLY HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT HER AND THAT IS GOING TO REALLY SET HER OFF AND SHE WILL EXPLODE IN POWER TO HER MOST POWERFUL EVER! WATCH OUT EVIL JIMMY, LANEY IS GOING TO TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF! Also we're going to battle Another Kangor and that one is gonna be a Jamaican Fun battle and we're going to meet a Tentacruel Gene-slammer named Lillian Van Damme and that one is going to be awesome and we'll see that she packs a wallop. Nico's friend from ocean science class and she hates Lila Rossi with a vengeance and also she wants to destroy her. The match-up is for Leona Bānāasurīto, Gene-Slammer of Hot Red Dragon Archfiend King Calamity, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Blackheart, who's come back from the dead, and he still wants revenge on us. Well, this time, he's getting The Black Gates once and for all! For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to The Skylands, specifically the Sensei Air Realm, and Rainbow Dash is going to get a powerful treasure here: a powerful greatsword known as The Hurricane Lightningstorm Loyalty Alicorn Greatsword of The Air Skylanders, but we also got bad news: Jedah, the High Priest of the Duma Faithful and servant of Dumah, has come back and he wants revenge. And we're also going to meet Thera Amihan, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Yeti, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and his classmate in Gym. She's a Yeti and she was born with the powers of darkness and snow she also knew of Lincoln being a vampire-werewolf hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. She's a skilled expert in camoflage and it also worked to her advantage when Winter hits, and she's also an incredibly strong girl who'll knock any dumb villain flat on their butt. She's also defended Lincoln from the bullies at school and outside and Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan at home. She's also the master of a dark power known as Yeti's Winter Storm Fury, when she uses this dark power, she'll summon a powerful snowstorm to kill the guilty persons destined to die as they freeze to death. This one time, Lincoln made a beautiful necklace with yeti pendant, and she loved it so much, she hugged Lincoln and kissed him and he returned it. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club and she'll become a future member of The Goths of Darkness, and she hates Ophelia Shroud with a burning passion and she wants nothing more than to end her, along with a Flower Cardian Lightflare Gene-Slammer named Jessica Twilightblade, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in French, but she's also a capable wielder of blades. She and Lincoln would train in wielding various blades, during training, they kissed each other on the lips, and they even have lunch together. Even more incredible, Jessica is also a descendant of Date Masamune, and she hates Lila Rossi with a burning passion. Get ready for an awesome and cold Winter Solstice Humiliation spree of fun as we go down to Lynn's Table and use all kinds of funny humiliation pranks on the jerks and we're going to let them have it with the funniest of all pranks and LINCOLN'S GUARDIAN ANGELS ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE ALL THOSE MONSTERS SUFFER! So Guest if you could please, I will need the funniest scenes you can muster for the pranks on the jerks.

See you all next time.