HAPPY FIRST DAY OF WINTER EVERYONE

GET READY TO LAUGH YOUR SOCKS OFF


In the early morning hours at 3:30 AM, Lincoln had a dream, and he saw two figure who was hiding out and living in the streets of Telluride, Colorado. But, they were no ordinary two figure, their were, Toby Loud and Rochelle Loud, non-identical twin son and daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Ronnie Anne Santiago. Lincoln woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Lori Loud, Nico, and me also had the same dream.

Lincoln: Let me guess, same dream as me?

Lori: We sure did, bro.

Ronnie Anne: And it also means that we found out where our kids at.

Me: They're at Telluride, Colorado.

Nico: Oh man, that's not good. It's the same place when we found Charice and The Berry Force 7 in Telluride, Colorado, and is not a good place for a little kids.

Lincoln: That's right, Nico. Come on, we're going to rescue them, and bring them to the Estate.

Lori: You got that right, bro.

Lincoln, Lori Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Me, and Nico were heading to Telluride, Colorado. Then, Lincoln saw a Half-Human and Half-Cyborg 12-year-old boy who has fair skin, short white hair, brown eyes, a prominent chipped front tooth, noticeable bags around his eyes, and freckles on his cheeks. He wears a a purple hooded jacket, dark blue jean pants, a white tank top, and purple sneakers. And a Half-Human and Half Cyborg 12-year-old girl who has fair skin, black hair worn in a low ponytail, blue eyes, freckles on her cheeks, and two buck teeth that stick out of her mouth. She wears a orange polo shirt, blue skirt, white knee-high socks, and red sneakers. Lincoln saw who they are, they are Toby Loud and Rochelle Loud.

Lincoln: Excuse me, are you Toby and Rochelle?

Toby Loud: Yes, we are, And who are you?

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this is my older sister, Lori Loud, my older brother and leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. Knudson, and my second brother and second leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Nico Chan. And there's also someone you know all too well.

Then, Ronnie Anne came out, and when Toby Loud and Rochelle Loud saw her, they were stunned.

Rochelle Loud: Mom, is that you?

Ronnie Anne: Yes, el cariño, it's me.

Toby Loud and Rochelle Loud ran up to Ronnie Anne, and they hugged, and they cried tears of happiness, and we looked on at the scene. Then, Lincoln joined in on the hug, along with me, Nico, and Lori.

Lincoln: And there's something you should know, Ronnie Anne, your mother is one of my many future wives.

Toby Loud and Rochelle Loud: That means...you're are father.

Lincoln smiled, and that filled Toby Loud and Rochelle Loud with joy, as he picked them up and they hugged, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes.

Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's go home. I can't wait until we tell everyone in the morning about this.

We went back home to the Estate, and Lincoln told everyone what happened, and he then introduced Toby Loud and Rochelle Loud to the rest of his siblings, who are now there aunts. We were proud of what Lincoln did in reuniting Ronnie Anne Santiago with her kids, and they now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in their life.


At the Peach Creek Jawbreaker Factory was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Randy Cunningham, Randy Cunningham, Lyna, Choji, Chocho, Tayuya and Matatabi the 2-Tailed Wraith Cat, Kangor, Evil Star Man, Slyther, Springload, James Nixon McGarfield and Giant Palm and we were there for an awesome and amazing rescue.

Me: Wow! So this is the Peach Creek Jawbreaker Factory.

Kevin: Yep this is where my dad works and he loves it.

Qin: Boy your dad is one lucky guy to work in an awesome candy factory Kevin.

Laney: He sure is.

Kevin: Thanks guys. It's a great job and I'm proud of my dad.

Qin: We are too. Boy he must bring back lots of jawbreakers for you.

Eddy: LOTS is an understatement. Every year he comes home with a massive garage full of loads of boxes of jawbreakers.

Luan: I remember Eddy telling me about that. That is amazing.

Kangor: (Jamaican Accent) That is amazing mon. Your dad makes lots of the kids happy here.

Nico: He sure does Kangor.

Qin: Boy no kidding.

Eddy: Too bad I missed a field trip for this.

Me: Why?

Eddy: Blame Ed for it. His sister lead him to believe that the sky was falling and he was acting like an absolute idiot.

Qin: Jeez.

Lola: Ouch.

Randy Cunningham: I can't believe that his sister tricked him like that back then.

Lola: No kidding. But look on the bright side Eddy at least being on this rescue with us and being here makes up for it.

Eddy: That is true guys.

Nico: Randy, I want to thank you, Kangor, and your teams for coming today.

Randy Cunningham: Not a problem Nico. This is gonna be so awesome.

Varie: It sure is. Tentacool is going to love it too.

Tentacool: It sure will be fun.

Nico: Lyna, what do you like to do in your free time?

Lyna: I haven't really thought about it to be honest. But I really want to help out by volunteering at the hospital and make sick kids feel better by reading them amazing stories.

Me: That is a great idea Lyna.

Lola: I agree there. Stories always cheered me up whenever I got sick.

Twilight Sparkle: No kidding. One time all of Ms. Cheerilee's class came down with the horsey hives and the hospital needed my help to make them feel better.

Xenia: Boy that sucks.

Me: That's like Equestria's version of chickenpox isn't it?

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it sure is.

Nico: Poor things.

Qin: Yeah.

Lyna: But it'll be awesome helping out kids like that. I have so many adventures from with you guys that I want to share with everyone.

Nico: I think that's an awesome idea Lyna.

Maria: The hospital is a great idea.

Horsea: Yeah I agree there.

Me: Same here. You'll do great there.

Lyna: Thanks guys.

Nico: You're welcome.

Lola: Boy that makes 7 times we helped out Santa Claus.

Me: I know and in just over the course of 3 years.

Juran: When you think about it, Christmas in March doesn't actually sound too bad.

Me: Well for some maybe. But Christmas in March doesn't seem to make much sense. Christmas In July is the more accurately put term.

Juran: That does sound better.

Qin: Yeah it sure is.

Zuria: But that was an awesome mission though. And you guys did really amazingly well helping out Santa all those times.

Me: Those were some of the most fun and awesome we've had.

Kevin: They sure were.

Nico: Yep. First time was back in Thanksgiving of 2019.

Me: When we destroyed Santa's brother Satan Claus who was going to turn Santa's Workshop into a weapons factory to destroy the world.

Eli: GEEZ!

Lola: I know. That was crazy.

Nico: Don't forget those "toys".

Me: Yeah those "toys" are actually something that the Joker would make. Remember all those toys he made like that?

Nico: Yeah that is very reminiscent of it. But J.D. that was so awesome using what Terry said on the joker when he returned. That was genius.

Lola: It sure was.

Me: Thanks guys. That was awesome getting on B.Z.'s nerves like that.

Lola: Not only that but seeing those bad toys like that reminded me of what we saw in that universe where Santa was a weapons dealer. Remember that Nico?

Nico: Now that you mention it yes I sure do!

Xenia: Yeah that was nuts!

Varie: It sure was.

May: If we didn't get him to stand down back then, I feel we would've been trying to hit him and his reindeer in the sky.

Nico: Yeah no kidding. We'll call that version of Santa, Universe 502 Santa. Stewie said that universe we were in was Universe #502.

Me: Whoa that is crazy. But I'm glad it didn't turn out that way.

Qin: Yeah.

Camie: Yeah no kidding there.

Nico: Lets load up on jawbreakers for everyone before we get to work.

Kangor: That's a great idea mon.

We got to work on collecting tons and tons of jawbreakers.

Tentacool: And I became Varie's Pokemon.

Varie: You sure did.

Lola: That was so awesome.

Luan: And we also met my heroes the Three Stooges as ponies.

Qin: I know. That was awesome.

Nico: After all these years we did not expect them to be reincarnated as ponies.

Zuria: Boy that is so awesome.

Qin: Yep.

Me: Also back then we found out that the Dino Fury Rangers were starting out and that was the start of the almost 2 year wait for meeting the Dino Fury Rangers.

Lola: That's right.

Nico: It was worth the wait though.

Me: Yep after 600+ Days.

Qim: Yeah that was almost 2 years.

Me: They started on February 20th, 2021 and finished up on September 29th, 2022. So yeah that's a little over a year and a half.

Nico: Boy that was a long time but worth the entire wait.

Eli: You got that right.

Camie: That was so awesome. What was your favorite mission with them during Cornelia's missions?

Me: That's an easy one. My favorite was with Tombtress. That was when we saw Fluttershy turn into the happiest ever and I got to meet the emoticlone of my hope.

Nico: That was a cool one.

Lola: Yeah that was awesome.

Fluttershy: I didn't realize I could be that happy.

Lincoln: But you looked awesome that way Flutters.

Nico: And during the wait, we met lots of new friends.

Me: We sure did and the team grew exponentially fast during that whole wait.

Nico: Yep.

We got done collecting jawbreakers.

Laney: This is so awesome that Nico's rescue is here at the Peach Creek Jawbreaker Factory.

Nico: You bet, and Lincoln, that was awesome that you invited the rest of the Cul-De-Sac kids here.

Lincoln: After we told them of this whole mess that was caused by that mischief-maker, Mr. Mxyzptlk, it only makes sense that I also get them involved.

Nazz: When we found out that little mischief-maker was the one who made the Dark Sides of Sarah, Kevin, and Rolf, we were stunned.

Jimmy (Ed Edd N Eddy): He sure is a mischief-maker, but for Dark Jimmy, we really need to be on the alert. He's still out for revenge on the Eds for the wedgie.

Nico: Again?! Ugh!

Me: He still bent out of shape after all that. What a whiner. No offense.

Jimmy: None taken.

Me: But I did not expect that mischief-making funny guy Mr. Mxyzptlk to be behind this.

Eli: Yeah no kidding.

Me: Yeah.

Suddenly, the Eds were grabbed by someone and they were getting the crap beaten out of him, and Lincoln grabbed the figure and pulled him off the Eds and threw him into a tree, and Lincoln gave the Eds three potions he made, and they were cured.

Eddy: Thanks, Lincoln, but who the hell was that?!

Me: I think I know.

?: You will pay for what you did in ruining my revenge, you big brute!

Eddy: Oh, great, not him!

We then saw the figure whom Lincoln grabbed and pulled off the Eds and tossed into a tree: it was Dark Jimmy, and he was out for the Eds' heads. UH OH!

Laney: Should've guessed it. When are you ever going to stop trying to get revenge on the Eds, and for something as stupid as a wedgie?!

Me: Yeah quit being a big baby!

Dark Jimmy: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW?! YOU'RE JUST A STUPID GIRL WHO WOULD SHOW MERCY TO A DUMB MORON WHO'S TRIED TO KILL YOU AND YOUR BROTHER MANY TIMES OVER, YOU'RE A LOSER JUST LIKE THE EDS, AND I'M GOING TO ENJOY KILLING YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR STUPID BOYFRIEND AND KIDS, AND THEY, ALONG WITH YOUR FAMILY, ARE NEXT!

That really pissed Laney off, and we saw her face and body turn red, and steam blew out of her ears as she growled really angrily!

Sarah: I still can't believe Jimmy could be diabolical!

Lincoln: You heartless little twerp, no one threatens the lives of my sister, her boyfriend, her kids, or her family!

Laney: You...are...so...DEAD!

Me: Uh oh!

Maria: Are you talking about Chandler? Because if you are, then Laney did the right thing. Maybe you've heard of what mercy means?

Me: I don't think he is talking about Chandler or knows what Mercy is.

Suddenly, something within Laney's mind snapped when memories of what that heartless little twerp did in trying to exact revenge on the Eds for a stupid wedgie rushed through her mind, and her green eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with leaves, animals, fairies, and rainbow fire, she unholstered her Gaia's Fiery Nature Jungle Greatsword of Nature Jungle Fiery Justice and Jungle Plant Love from her back, and as she approached Dark Jimmy, she left rainbow energy, leaves, animals, fairies, and rainbow fire with every step.

Laney: I've had it up to hear with you, you heartless little twerp, you just refuse to let go of a little thing like a wedgie, and you tried to set up the Eds, that's going too far. (SUDDENLY GETTING REALLY PISSED OFF) But, what you just did in insulting and threatening to kill me, my boyfriend, my kids, and my family..., YOU'VE JUST CROSSED ONE LINE TOO MANY, YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE BRACES- WEARING MONSTER, AND FOR THAT, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN THE MOST GRUESOME WAY POSSIBLE! YOU MESS WITH MY FAMILY AND THE EDS, AND YOU WILL PAY BIG TIME!

We gasped at the sheer extent of Laney's fury: Dark Jimmy went way too far, and now, he's going to pay.

Lincoln: Oh man, now it's Dark Jimmy's turn to suffer the consequences for what he just did in beating up the Eds for a petty revenge, and what he just did in threatening Laney, her kids, Joey, and all of us with death, now he's really going to get it. STAND YOUR GROUND, GANG, SHE'S GOING TO EXPLODE!

We stood our ground, but Dark Jimmy fell into a homicidal rage and we took the battle to the planet Glaren and Dark Jimmy ran at Laney to kill her, but Laney screamed like a madwoman and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

There was a massive explosion of leaves, flowers, fire and energy and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with leaves, plants, and rainbow fire surrounding the vortex, and the force of the vortex blew Dark Jimmy away and he hit a wall, there are animals, leaves, and fairies flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a brown phoenix with red eyes glaring at Dark Jimmy: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Laney emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Laney remained tall at 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and the weighted green bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs were now covered with gold metal bands, and she still has the eight large brown orbs orbiting around her legs, she has green highlights in the bangs of her long flowing brown hair, she has neon green eyes and a rainbow energy aura with leaves, animals, fairies, and rainbow fire surrounding her, she has a rainbow fairy holding the Nature Kanji in its hands and a leaf emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on fairy earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Nature, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands and her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with green gems on the gold leaf links and green crystal links and a green fairy-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a fairy with green gems for eyes and holding the Nature, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless black shirt with green phoenix and her red scarf, black skirt with leaves and animals on it, black pants with leaves, black leather ankle-length combat boots with leaves for the buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with leaves, animals, and rainbow fire on the coattails, and on the back is a fairy with leaves and plants surrounding them. Suddenly, Laney felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive brown angel wings with green tips on the large brown feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Indigo Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on brown fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Laney's massive Gaia's Fiery Nature Jungle Greatsword of Nature Jungle Fiery Justice and Jungle Plant Love and all the swords she'd gotten began merging and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of leaves, animals, fairies, and rainbow fire, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Gaia's Fiery Nature Jungle Plant Greatsword of Nature Jungle Fiery Justice and Jungle Plant Love, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded green gems and the Goddess of Earth, Gaia etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large angel heads with green gems for eyes and a large green gem on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large green gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold angel head with green gems for eyes and a large green gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji below the fairy that said, "Laney Loud, Youngest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings, Loving Youngest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Joey, Loving Daughter of Many Kids, Amazing and Talented Artist, Spice Demon, Destroyer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Descendant of 17th Century Laney of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Bane, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Hades Izanami, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Gaia, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, Master of Nature, Animals, and Fire"

レイニー・ラウド、ラウド・ファミリーの末っ子、彼女の多くの兄弟姉妹の愛情深い姉妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛情深い末娘、ジョーイの愛情深いガールフレンド、多くの子供たちの愛情深い娘、驚くべき才能のあるアーティスト、スパイス・デーモン、悪の破壊者、混乱した、殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、スコットランドのロックラウドの17世紀レイニーの子孫、ベインの大敵、モラグマクラフリンとハデスイザナミの破壊者、チームラウドフェニックスストームの創設者、使者ガイアのチャンピオン、ラウドハウスとラウドファミリーの擁護者、自然、動物、火のマスター

Laney Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FAIRY-PHOENIX-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA RAINBOW GAIA FIRESTORM FAIRY NATURE ANGEL OF DIVINE NATURE FIRESTORM LOVE AND DIVINE ARTISTIC NATURE FIRE JUSTICE!

We were amazed by Laney Loud's Super Angel-Fairy-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Joey saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and blood coming out of his nose, but when Dark Jimmy saw it, he went mad and tried to kill her, but Laney fired a powerful rainbow energy blast with leaves, animals, fairies, and rainbow fire, and it hits the heartless twerp and sent him flying into another wall, he got back up, but now, he was pissed off now.

Laney: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Firestorm Artistic Jungle Fairy Angel and Divine Nature Jungle Firestorm Compassion) There's plenty more where that came from, you little twerp!

Me: Lets get this Retainer wearing curly headed freak!

Eddy: Wait! Look, Dark Jimmy. I admit getting mad over a wedgie was stupid. But I also admit it was wrong of me to give you that. And for that, I'm really sorry.

Dark Jimmy: I forgive you.

Eddy: Really?

Dark Jimmy: That is, my original self forgives you. BUT I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!

Me: Why you RETAINER WEARING LITTLE RAT!

I pulled a Homer Simpson and strangled Dark Jimmy like how Homer strangles Bart.

Me: I'LL TEACH YOU TO NOT FORGIVE PEOPLE! (GRUNTING)

Everyone laughed!

Lily: (LAUGHS) That is funny! Better villains than Bart.

I let Dark Jimmy go.

Springload: (to Dark Jimmy) Foolish Unworthy! You will not block our path to Doradus!

He smashed and pulverized Dark Jimmy all over.

Me: Uh what is Doradus?

Nico: Oh it's like Cybertron's version of the Lost City of Atlantis. It is said to be home to the Fountain of Energon and it can grant eternal power. Springload according to the Aligned Bumblebee's data has been obsessed with finding it for years and he went mad trying to find it.

Me: Oh right I remember hearing about that.

Qin: Yeah that is crazy.

Springload: But if we ever find it, I'll be glad to share its' treasures with you guys.

Me: Thanks Springload.

Nico: Yeah.

Laney went after Dark Jimmy, and she fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, rainbow fire, animals, plants, leaves, and fairies at him, and they exploded as they hit him, and she attacked him with her massive new greatsword and left nasty scars on him. Then, she also mangled him up badly and his retainer was also bent and mangled up.

Lincoln: Whoa, she's really mangling him up. Let me add in some extra damage! WINGS OF TANABI!

Lincoln used the Wings of Tanabi, and they gave him a bigger set of armored angel wings, and he charged out leaving a rainbow trail and it was beautiful, but that rainbow trail was also riddled with elemental forces and rainbow super lightning, and it hits Dark Jimmy and he got mangled up even more!

Luna: Whoa, nice one, dude.

Me: Whoa! That was awesome! I didn't know the Shen Gong Wu can do that too.

Xenia: That was a first.

Lola: Yeah!

Camie: Beautiful. If the Shen Gong Wu can do that to Lincoln then they must be capable of doing much more with our powers.

Dark Jimmy tried to punch Springload but hit his acid skin.

It burned his hand!

Qin: OOH! Ouch!

Xenia: That must've hurt!

Me: Sarah from what I recall, Jimmy always was getting hurt right?

Sarah: That's right.

Me: Hmm. I got an idea!

I pulled out my Wonder Ride Book.

Me: Lets see here. I know! (Read Verse) "And then a goofy clown swooped in from out of nowhere and smashed the mad enemy down on his head with a stop sign and left the bad foe squished into a pulpy pancake."

A clown appeared and he had a stop sigh that he pulled out of a street and then he laughed and then…

KRABLANG!

OOOHH! THAT IS GONNA LEAVE A SERIOUS BRUISE!

Me: Here's a funny one. (Reads another verse) "And then a tree sprout out of the ground and the foe ground his teeth against it and all his teeth were ripped out of his mouth by the tough bark of the tree as he crashed into the ground!

Then a tree grew and Dark Jimmy did everything I said.

OUCH!

Dark Jimmy: (In pain) Job Related owee!

Maria: Say the word on when we end him!

Nico: Lets do it!

Then, Laney and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts with the Judgement Kanji, and they hit Dark Jimmy and he was sent to The Black Gates. We cheered as Laney holstered her massive brand-new greatsword on her back and powered down, and Laney's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, and massive brown angel wings are permanent.

Suddenly, Laney ran up to her brother, and she hugged him, and Lincoln held onto his sister.

Lincoln: (Soothing Voice) Shh, shh, it's okay, Laney, it's okay.

Joey: (British Accent) Is Laney...?

Girl Jordan: She's going to be okay.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: But, that Mr. Mxyztlplik isn't going to stop causing trouble.

Anna Anyanova: He's already made Dark versions of Sarah, Kevin, Rolf, and Jimmy, and the only ones left are dark versions of Jonny 2x4 and Nazz, so we'll be ready for them.

Lincoln: We will, Anna.

Me: But that was good that we got rid of another Dark Self of the Ed's friends.

Qin: Thank goodness.

Nico: Let's get back to the factory.

Me: Good idea. I didn't want the factory to be destroyed by that burst of power.

Nico: Smart thinking there.

We teleported back.

Me: That was cool. Now lets see here.

Albedo's Omnitrix: Corrupted Crabdozer DNA Detected.

Me: That can only mean one thing. The next Another Omnitrix Alien is a Crabdozer.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: I hope it wasn't waiting long.

Me: Me too.

Then a black version of a Crabdozer appeared and it was ANOTHER CRABDOZER!

Me: Whoa Another Crabdozer!

Nico: Whoa another predator alien.

Lola: Yep.

Another Crabdozer: (In a girls voice) (Irish Accent) Ah but it's good that you all are here too.

Me: (GASP) Rhonda Finnigan!? Whoa!

Another Crabdozer: It's good to see you again J.D. me lad.

Me: You too Rhonda.

Nico: You know her?

Me: I sure do. Rhonda is from Ireland and she is the owner of an awesome restaurant called the Irish Gold Clover Bar. It's a restaurant that serves Guinness Beer and cooks it in everything. Even French Onion Soup and their mashed potatoes and gravy and even Shepherd's Pie.

Luna: That's rockin dudes and Shepherd's pie is Mick Swagger's favorite.

Another Crabdozer: Ah yes it is and J.D. is one of the best customers in Ireland at the restaurant.

Me: I go to Ireland on some of my dates with my harem and we eat lots of great food there.

Camie: We sure do and it's awesome.

Nico: That's really awesome.

Albedo turned into Negative Crabdozer.

Albedo: Did Swartz promise you anything?

Another Crabdozer: Just to make my restaurant the best in the world.

Me: We can easily do that. Your restaurant can be part of the Lynn's Table menu too and we can add all your great food to the menu.

Lincoln: Yeah my family owns a really great restaurant and it would be awesome.

Another Crabdozer: I would like that lads. I knew that Swartz was lying to me.

Me: He lied to everyone. But he is gone now.

Qin: Yeah.

Another Crabdozer: That's good lads.

Me: But lets get you back to normal.

Nico: (gets out Mumbo's Ridewatch) This is where the magic happens!

Nico activated it and fired waves of energy and smashed down Another Crabdozer!

Me: Nice shot!

Varie: Me and Tentacool will face you.

Varie fired a blast of water and Tentacool fired a red energy beam from its jewel on her head and the blasts hit Another Crabdozer and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

She was back to normal and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and I went over to her. Rhonda was in a green shirt and had a green skirt and white pants and brown shoes and she had red curly hair.

I picked her up and brought her over.

Maria: Two to go.

Me: Yep.

But then my Argo Navis Kyutama started glowing.

Me: The Argo Navis Kyutama is glowing.

Nico: Whoa. But is it for 1, 2 or 3 of them?

Me: Hmm.

Then 3 figures came out and it was THE ANOTHER UNDEAD ZODIARTS for the ARGO NAVIS CONSTELLATIONS! They were each for the constellations of Vela the Sail, Puppis the Stern and Carina the Keel! They looked like mixtures of Ship Org, Trawler and Junkalo!

Me: WHOA! The 3 Undead Zodiarts of the Argo Navis Constellations.

Nicole: Vela the Sail, Puppis the Stern and Carina the Keel! This will be interesting.

Maria: I must've miscounted!

Me: Well Argo Navis is one huge constellation composed of 3 of them.

Maria: Oh.

Me: But who are our three guests?

Another Vela Undead Zodiarts: (In a girls voice) You know us J.D.

Another Carina Undead Zodiarts: (In a girls voice) And it's awesome to see you again.

Another Puppis Undead Zodiarts: (In a girls voice) It sure is.

Me: (GASP) Those voices.

They reverted back and they were three Sailor Soldiers! One was with orange hair and had red and orange clothes, the 2nd had purple hair and purple and orange clothes and the third one had green hair and yellow and gold clothes.

Me: (GASP) Selena, Kira and Brittany Quincy A.K.A. Sailors Geonosis, Byss and Aeten II!

Nico: WHOA!

Sailor Geonosis: It's great to see you again J.D.

Me: You too Selene.

Nico: So we get 3 this time

Me: Yep. The Quincy Sisters were born at the same time and their mother died and were raised on 3 different planets. Planets Geonosis, Byss and Aeten II.

Eli: That is cool! Geonosis is where the Battle of Geonosis took place, Byss was destroyed when R2-D2 rammed a ship into it and Aeten II was where the Battle of Aeten II took place.

Sailor Aeten II: That's right Eli.

Sailor Byss: You sure know your history of the battles of the Jedi.

Eli: I learned all about the ways of the force as well as the history of everything that happened.

Nico: He sure has.

Me: We did not expect all 3 of you girls to be the individual constellations for the Argo Navis Stars.

Sailor Geonosis: That is a big surprise isn't it.

Maria: We're not complaining!

Me: But that is still so cool.

Sailor Byss: It sure is.

Me: Any other opponents with you by any chance?

Sailor Aeten II: Actually yes. Another version of him.

She pointed to Kangor.

Kangor: Another version of me mon? That is gonna be amazing to see.

Qin: It sure is.

Me: I'll say. You know out of all the constellations we know, Only Linka of the Planeteers is the only one that is marked by the constellation of Vela the Sail.

Nico: Boy that sucks.

Qin: Yeah.

Applejack: Yeah.

Apple Bloom: But I will face all of you.

Sailor Geonosis: You will Apple Bloom?

Apple Bloom: Sure. I think it will be great.

Me: Go for it Apple Bloom.

Apple Bloom: Here we go.

She was ready. The three sailors reverted back

Apple Bloom then fired waves of energy and blasted all three of them down and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

They exploded and were back to normal and I caught their zodiarts switches and Rouse Cards and purified them! They had 4 Rouse Cards and they each had the symbols and stars of the constellations of Vela, Carina, Puppis and Argo Navis and pictures of the Keel, Stern, Sail and a whole ship.

Me: Wow.

The Zodiarts Switches glowed and turned into armbands for those marked for said constellations and Apple Bloom got the Argo Navis Armband.

I brought the three sailors over.

Maria: Hostile or friendly?

Sailor Geonosis: (Groans) Oh right friendly.

Qin: Oh good.

Me: Yeah.

Zocks: Better get ready. Zenkaiju Gear!

He donned his Zenkaiju armor!

But then…

KRABOOOM!

A massive thunderous seismic rumble was felt!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: GEEZ!

Me: An Earthquake!?

Eli: No there wasn't an earthquake.

Me: Wait I think it was from that!

We saw a figure come out and it was ANOTHER KANGOR!

Me: Whoa!

Nico: Another Kangor!

Eli: This one has a strong rumble and a wallop!

Camie: Yep.

May: And you are?

Another Kangor: (In a girls voice) (Jamaican accent) J.D. knows me mon.

Me: (GASP) Latoria Anderson!

Another Kangor: It's great to see you again mon.

Me: You too.

Nico: You know her?

Me: I sure do. Latoria is from Jamaica and she and I went scuba diving for treasure down in the underwater wreckage of Port Royal and we found lots of great stuff down there.

Kangor: That is amazing mon. The wreckage of Port Royal is steeped in history.

Me: It sure is. After it was sunk by a tremendous earthquake in 1692.

Nico: Yep.

Sougo: (gets out Revice Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo got ReviceArmor while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Another Kangor: Just to be a great treasure hunter mon.

Nicole: I can do that for you. I can teach you how to be an awesome treasure hunter like myself and Daring Do here.

Nico: Yep and we go on awesome treasure hunts and they are cool.

Another Kangor: I am looking forward to that one mon.

Qin: Awesome.

Me: Sorry we have to fight like this though.

Another Kangor: No worries mon. Just come at me with everything you got.

Nico: Okay then.

Me: And I know just the thing to start us off. (ACTIVATES GRODD'S RIDEWATCH)

(DAY O BY HARRY BELAFONTE PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS BANANAS AND COCONUTS SWIRLED AROUND ME)

Day-o, day-o
Daylight come and we want go home
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
Daylight come and we want go home
Work all night on a drink of rum
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Stack banana 'til the morning come
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
A beautiful bunch of ripe banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Hide the deadly black tarantula
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day-o, day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)

I danced crazily and silly and fired waves of bananas and smashed her all over the place.

Kaito: (gets out Donbrothers' gear) I can't wait for the Donbrothers mission next year.

Me: We're all excited for that one.

Qin: We sure are.

Nico: Yep.

Kaito got a Donbrothers Sword and he fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Lola: YEAH!

Nico: (gets out Kangor's Ridewatch) Time to stomp you!

He activated it and got Kangor's big feet and then..

KRASMASH!

He smashed the ground and knocked her down!

Kangor: That was great mon!

Nico: Thanks.

Me: Earthshaking!

Nico: (gets out Evil Star Man's Ridewatch) This will make you see stars!

He activated it and fired stars at her and smashed her all over.

Me: Hope you like the awesomeness of stardom.

We laughed.

May: (gets out Slyther's Ridewatch) Wonder what this will do.

She activated it and donned an awesome disguise! She was a flight attendant.

Me: Whoa! May you look great!

Ed: Oh hello miss. Have you seen May?

Eddy: Shut up Ed.

Me: That is May. She is in disguise. That ridewatch will make an awesome and great infiltration tool.

Nico: Yep.

May: Not much of an attack Ridewatch but it's cool.

May: (gets out Springload's Ridewatch) None will stand in our way to Doradus!

Springload: Well said May!

She activated it and threw globs of acid from her skin and it hit Another Kangor and burned her and I fired waves of lightning and smashed her down.

Maria: (gets out James Nixon McGarfield's Ridewatch) Just like old times, huh, Kangor?

Kangor: Indeed it is mon.

Maria activated it and fired waves of energy and smashed her down!

Qin: Oh yeah!

Xenia: Awesome!

Maria: (gets out Giant Palm's Ridewatch) I have you in the palm of my hand!

She activated it and grew her hands and smashed her down like a bug!

SQUISH!

Another Kangor: (Stupid and dazed talk) But mommy I don't want to go to school today. I want to stay home and bake cookies with you.

Nico: That's funny.

Then Avalanche and his team consisting of Avalanche, Lexaeus, Aligned Chop Shop, Clampdown, Flying Fish (Hero 108) And Armadeevil came.

Nico: Nice team, Avalanche!

Avalanche: Hey thanks. It's gonna be awesome having a team.

Qin: It sure is.

Lyna: Now it's my turn for some fun!

She activated Evil Star Man's Ridewatch and fired waves of stars and smashed Another Kangor down!

Edzilla: ED SMASH!

Edzilla smashed Another Kangor all over.

Qin: YEAH! Take that!

Me: Yeah!

But then a figure jumped out and it was a Tentacruel!

Me: Whoa a Tentacruel!

Nico: Whoa!

Tentacruel: (In a girls voice) Looks like the action has started.

Nico: Lillian Van Damme!? Whoa!

Tentacruel: Awesome to see you again Nico.

Me: Wait are you related to…

Tentacruel: (LAUGHS) Everyone thinks I'm related to Jean Claude Van Damme. But no I'm not. I got this.

She fired a blast of energy and blasted down Another Kangor and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.

I went over to Latoria and she was a girl with a green top and yellow skirt and had black hair and I picked her up.

Latoria Anderson: Oh man. That really hurt mon.

Me: But at least you're back to normal.

I brought her over.

Tentacool: (to Tentacruel) Tentacool. Tenta. Tenta. (Do you understand me?)

Tentacruel: Yes I do understand you.

Tentacool: Oh. Thank goodness.

Me: But that is awesome.

Nico: Yep.

Lyna: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Tentacruel: I have a lot of them but my favorite is when me and Nico blasted an entire building full of terrorists into oblivion over in Sudan and really reduced them to nothing.

Me: WHOA!

Nico: Yeah that was fun.

Lola: It sure sounded like it.

Tentacruel: Yep.

Me: Lets get you back to normal now.

Tentacruel: Okay but I'm naked.

Nicole: Uh oh. No peaking guys or I will kill you!

I put on my glasses and everyone covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers.

As Lillian was reverting back, Tentacool comforted her by cuddling up to her.

Varie: Aw that is sweet.

When she was back to normal, the Fashion Brigade moved in and she was given awesome aqua blue clothes. And Lillian had blue angel wings and she also had a red jewel imbedded in the middle of her forehead.

Lillian Van Damme: (Groan) Man that was intense. But man these clothes I have are awesome.

Rarity: Oh why thank you darling.

Varie: Tentacool helped comfort you as you reverted back.

Tentacool: It's true.

Nico: So cool.

Nico and Lillian hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Lillian Van Damme: Me too Nico. Me too.

Me: But this was an awesome rescue.

Tentacool hopped on Lillian's head.

Tentacool: But that was awesome though.

Nico: Yeah it sure was. Lets go home guys.

We did so.

We later got back.

Camille Victoria: NICO!

She then ran at him and turned into her Victreebel form and then…

CHOMP!

She glomped him by chewing on his head!

Me: Camille I know you love Nico but please don't chew on his brains.

Victreebel: Huh?

She reverted back.

Camille Victoria: Sorry. But I just missed him.

Me: I know.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Yae, Hanon Hōshō, Iris, Auriana, Carissa, and Talia are heading to The Skylands, specifically the Sensei Air Realm for Day 5 of the Skylands Treasure Hunt, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but Rainbow Dash is going to get a powerful treasure here: a powerful greatsword known as The Hurricane Lightningstorm Loyalty Alicorn Greatsword of The Air Skylanders.

But, we also got bad news: Jedah, the High Priest of the Duma Faithful and servant of Dumah, has come back and he wants revenge.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in the Sensei Air Realm for Day 5 of the Skylands Treasure Hunt, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but Rainbow Dash is going to get a powerful treasure here: a powerful greatsword known as The Hurricane Lightningstorm Loyalty Alicorn Greatsword of The Air Skylanders.

Nico: You got that right, but, we also got bad news: Jedah, the High Priest of the Duma Faithful and servant of Dumah, has come back and he wants revenge.

Celica (Fire Emblem): (Growls) That bastard, he just doesn't know when to quit!

Me: Well, this is going to be the absolute last time we ever have to deal with him, Celica.

Lincoln: Yeah, we're going to send him straight to The Black Gates, and this time, he's never coming back, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Yae.

Yae: You're welcome, Lincoln.

Suddenly, Lincoln saw the timer on his right large gold cuff Bracelet of The Champion of the Universe, and we saw that the Spiral Nazca Line and Earthbound Immortal Rorccon were now glowing.

Lincoln: And another day down means that Audrey's life is already growing shorter.

Just then, the Air Skylanders arrived.

Jet Vac: (British Accent) Mind if we all join in?

Rainbow Dash: Not at all, Jet Vac.

We then arrived at a sky blue-colored shrine with the symbol of The Air Skylanders on it, and then, the Water symbol on Crash Bandicoot's massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery glowed and opened the doors to the shrine and we entered, and we saw a massive and very powerful greatsword floating in the center and light shining down on it: The Hurricane Lightningstorm Loyalty Alicorn Greatsword of The Air Skylanders, a powerful massive greatsword with cyan blue gems representing the Air Skylanders embedded in the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged cyan blue blade, large alicorn heads for the crossguard, large cyan blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large alicorn heads and a large cyan blue gem on the bottom of the alicorn heads for the pommel.

Rainbow Dash: Whoa, that's The Hurricane Lightningstorm Loyalty Alicorn Greatsword of The Air Skylanders, it truly is perfect for me, since I'm The Princess of Loyalty and The Air Skylanders.

Suddenly, we saw Ghostrick Yeti and Flower Cardian Lightflare appear before us, and with them are the five girls.

Nico: Whoa, Ghostrick Yeti and Flower Cardian Lightflare!

Ghostrick Yeti: (Girl's voice) That's right.

Flower Cardian Lightflare: (Girl's voice) And we got them away from Jedah who was going to sacrifice them to Duma.

Lincoln: (Gasps) Those voices, Thera Amihan and Jessica Twilightblade, it's so awesome to see you both again, but we'll talk later, I already know that Jedah is already heading for us.

?: I will have my revenge on you all for what you did in destroying me, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Celica (Fire Emblem): (Growls) I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. Get out here right now, Jedah!

We then saw our target, Jedah, and man, he was pissed off.

Celica (Fire Emblem): I always knew you'd one day return.

Rainbow Dash: Too bad it's about to be your last day alive.

Rainbow Dash went up and grabbed The Hurricane Lightningstorm Loyalty Alicorn Greatsword of The Air Skylanders. Suddenly, Rainbow Dash's purple eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with rainbow super lightning, rainbow flames, winds, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Rainbow Dash's Rainbow Lightning Magical Alicorn Greatsword of True Athletic Loyalty and Friendship and Friendship from her back, and as she approached Jedah, she left rainbow energy, rainbow super lightning, rainbow flames, magic, winds, and Alicorns with every step.

Rainbow Dash: I've had it up to hear with you, Jedah, your insane loyalty to Duma has caused more than enough trouble for the last time, and what you did in constantly trying to make Celica suffer so you can kill her and sacrifice her to Duma, has crossed one line too many, and for that, you shall pay the price for your crimes with your life.

Suddenly, Rainbow Dash was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with rainbow fire, rainbow lightning, winds and magic surrounding it, there's a group of Pegasi and an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Jedah: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Rainbow Dash emerged, but she was changed forever.

(DANGER ZONE BY KENNY LOGGINS PLAYS)

Rainbow Dash remained tall at 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has weighted gold bands over the weighted rainbow bands on her biceps and thighs, and she now has nine large rainbow orbs orbiting around her legs, she has rainbow highlights in the bangs of her long rainbow colored hair, she has neon purple eyes and a rainbow energy aura with rainbow super lightning, rainbow fire, magic, winds, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with the Rainbow Kanji above its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with the Rainbow and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has an Alicorn with rainbow gems for eyes and the Rainbow and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, she has on a rainbow shirt with rainbow phoenix on it, blue pants with rainbow lightning on them, blue knee-high combat boots with Alicorns for the belt buckle, and multi-colored long sleeveless trenchcoat with Alicorns, rainbow fire, winds, and rainbow super lightning on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn with rainbow lightning surrounding it. Suddenly, Rainbow Dash felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive rainbow angel wings with blue highlights on the large rainbow feathers, grew much bigger for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with rainbow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Green Lantern Ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and her rainbow tail grew longer.

Suddenly, Rainbow Dash's massive Rainbow Dash's Rainbow Lightning Magical Alicorn Greatsword of True Athletic Loyalty and Friendship and The Hurricane Lightningstorm Loyalty Alicorn Greatsword of The Air Skylanders and all the other swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, rainbow lightning, rainbow flames, magic, and Alicorns and when it emerged, it was transformed into Rainbow Dash's Hurricane Air Skylander Rainbow Super Lightningstorm Magical Alicorn Greatsword of True Athletic Loyalty and Friendship, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded rainbow gems and her cutie mark etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged rainbow blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large rainbow gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with blue gems for eyes and a large rainbow gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and blue gems for the eyes and a large rainbow gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a rainbow kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Rainbow Dash, Alicorn Princess of Loyalty and The Air Skylanders, Skilled And Talented Athlete in Sports, True Sportswoman, Great Flyer of The Skies, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Tchang Zu The Demon Sorcerer of Lightning, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Cloudsdale, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Friend and Member of The Mane Nine, Member of The Wonderbolts, Creator of The Sonic Rainboom, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Rainbows, Speed, Sports, Winds, and Rainbow Super Lightning"

レインボー ダッシュ、忠誠のアリコーン プリンセスとエア スカイランダーズ、スポーツの熟練した才能のあるアスリート、真のスポーツウーマン、空を飛び回る偉大な飛行士、リンカーン ラウドの愛する未来の妻、チャン ズーの大敵、稲妻の悪魔の魔術師、終末の 20 年の破壊者-スリー、エクエストリアの擁護者、ポニービル、クラウドスデール、フレンドシップ テーブルの騎士団のメンバー、たてがみナインの友人およびメンバー、ワンダーボルトのメンバー、ソニック レインブームの作成者、悪のスレイヤー、錯乱、殺人、無慈悲、とサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、レインボー、スピード、スポーツ、ウィンド、レインボースーパーライトニングのマスター

Rainbow Dash's transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA ATHETIC AIR SKY STORM SKYLANDER PRINCESS RAINBOW LIGHTNING ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE AWESOME RAINBOW ALICORN SKY LOYALTY AND DIVINE ALICORN RAINBOW SKYSTORM ATHLETIC LOVE!

We were truly amazed by Rainbow Dash's Super Angel-Alicorn-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Jedah saw it, he went mad and rushed at her to kill her, but Rainbow Dash fired a powerful rainbow energy blast with rainbow super lightning, rainbow fire, magic, winds, and Alicorns, and it hit Jedah and forced him out of the shrine and we followed, he got up, but now, he was mega pissed off.

Rainbow Dash: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Harmony Loyal Rainbow Lightning Sky Storm Alicorn and Divine Rainbow Sky Storm Athletic Love) Consider yourself dead, Jedah, your days of causing trouble and despair are finally over.

Lincoln: Hold on, Rainbow Dash, you're not doing this alone.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Rainbow Dash.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You don't deserve to be running amok ever again, Jedah, and now, it's time for you to disappear forever!

Rainbow Dash and Lincoln went after Jedah, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Evil Sperg and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him, along with scratches from Lincoln's claws, and they were angering him even more, and Lincoln fired a powerful red energy blast at Jedah, and Lincoln sucked out and absorbed all of Jedah's magic powers and he not only made them his own, but he rendered Jedah powerless.

Rainbow Dash got out her Rainbow Dash's Athletic Rainbow Lightning Alicorn Angel Fury hand-cannon Blaster and Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Rainbow Dash fired blasts of rainbow energy, rainbow energy, and elemental forces at Jedah and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down.

Then, Lincoln fired a powerful blast of black energy with the Judgement Kanji in it, and it hits Jedah and it exploded with incredible power killing him forever and sending his soul to The Black Gates for eternity. We cheered wildly as Lincoln and Rainbow Dash holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Rainbow Dash's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer rainbow tail, and massive blue angel wings are permanent.

Rainbow Dash: That'll teach you, you religious fanatic. Thanks for helping me destroy Jedah for good, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Rainbow Dash.

Suddenly, Rainbow Dash wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Rainbow Dash's face, they kissed passionately as Rainbow Dash's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Rainbow Dash came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: I certainly wasn't expecting Jedah to make a return from the dead, but it was to be expected.

Lincoln: But, the important thing is we got rid of Jedah once and for all, and this time, he's never coming back from the dead. (To Thera Amihan and Jessica Twilightblade) And it's so good to see you again, Thera Amihan and Jessica Twilightblade.

Thera Amihan reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing white hair, ice blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful purple angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Ghostrick Yeti, and she's dressed in a black long-sleeved winter coat, sleeveless midriff top, black leather pants, black leather knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and yetis on the coattails and Ghostrick Yeti on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Ghostrick Witch-themed greatsword with Ghostrick Yeti etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large yeti heads for the crossguard, large ice blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large yeti heads and large ice blue gem on the bottom of the large yeti heads for the pommel.

And Jessica Twilightblade reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing brown hair, brown eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful orange angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Flower Cardian Lightflare, and she's dressed in a dark blue short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless dark blue midriff top, dark blue skirt, dark blue pants, dark blue knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with flowers and blades on the coattails and Flower Cardian Lightflare on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Flower Cardian Lightflare-themed greatsword with Flower Cardian Lightflare etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blade, large dragon heads for the crossguard, large dark blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large dragon heads and a large dark blue gem on the bottom of the large dragon heads for the pommel.

Thera Amihan: You too, Lincoln, and it's also good to see you, Claire, Ramona Alucard, Aisha, Sarah, Winter, Ramona Qingzhao, Autumn, Mary, Dina, Makoto, Morrigan, Lydia, Rachel, Ellie, Alecto, Emilia, Isabella, and Tiana again, Ursula.

Ursula Truaigheaingeal, Rachel Truaigheaingeal, Ramona Alucard, Sarah Dullahan, Claire Allaire, Aisha Arian, Winter Icyin, Ramona Qingzhao, Autumn Aluma, Mary Adelberte, Dina Mabrouk, Makoto Haruki, Morrigan Dabria, Lydia Anahita, Ellie Elsher, Emilia Frankenstein, Isabella Lupa, Alecto Shadowcall, and Tiana Masina: You too, Thera.

Jessica Twilightblade: It's indeed been such a long time.

Lincoln went up to Thera Amihan and Jessica Twilightblade and he hugged them, and Thera Amihan and Jessica Twilightblade were very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and they had atomic red blushes on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Thera Amihan: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and eleven massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new.

Jessica Twilightblade: You said it, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know these two?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, the Ghostrick Yeti Gene-Slammer is Thera Amihan, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Gym. She's a yeti and she was born with the powers of darkness and snow, and she also knows of me being a vampire-werewolf-cyborg hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers.

Me: That's really awesome.

Lincoln: It gets even more awesome, she's also a skilled expert in camoflage and it also works to her advantage when Winter hits, and she's also an incredibly strong girl who'll knock any dumbass villain flat on their butt, and she's also defended me from the bullies at school and outside and Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan at home. She's also the master of a dark power known as Yeti's Winter Storm Fury, when she uses this dark power, she'll summon a powerful snowstorm to kill the guilty persons destined to die as they freeze to death. This one time, I made her a beautiful necklace with yeti pendant, and she loved it so much, she hugged and kissed me and I returned it. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and she hates Ophelia Shroud with a burning passion and she wants nothing more than to end her.

Brittney gave Thera Amihan the ring for The Goths of Darkness, and she put it on her right ring finger.

Lincoln: And the Flower Cardian Lightflare Gene-Slammer is Jessica Twilightblade, she's my Guardian Angle from Japan and classmate in French, but she's also a capable wielder of blades. She and I would train in wielding various blades, and during training, we kissed each other on the lips, and we even had lunch together.

Nico: Really awesome.

Lincoln: And it gets even more awesome: I found out from her that she's an actual descendant of Date Masamune.

We gasped.

Nico: Whoa, she's also the descendant of Date Masamune, that's really incredible!

Lincoln: I suspected that she was his descendant, because only she would know his history and skills with a sword, and she hates Lila Rossi with a burning passion, so much she wants her dead as bad as all of us.

Nico: I don't even blame her, after all the shit she's caused, I think death would be too kind for her.

Thera Amihan: Yeah, there's a lot of fates much crueler than death. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something we want to give you: we want to give you our blood.

We gasped at their request, including Lincoln.

Lincoln: Thera, Jessica, are you absolutely sure about this?

Jessica Twilightblade: (Smiles) More than anything, after all, we're going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.

Lincoln looked into the eyes of Thera Amihan and Jessica Twilightblade, and he saw that they're really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to Thera Amihan and Jessica Twilightblade, and he hugged them in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down first on Thera Amihan's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up, and he also did the same with Jessica Twilightblade.

Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Thera Amihan and Jessica Twilightblade with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Thera Amihan: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you and Jessica are now part of my harem and my many future wives, Thera.

Thera Amihan and Jessica Twilightblade had a smile on their face and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists and they wrapped their left and right arms around Lincoln's massive, wider, and muscular back, and he leans down to their faces and kissed the two of them passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The five girls are Benten, Chi-Chi and Nene, Seena, and Igret from Ragnagard.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Benten, Chi-Chi and Nene, Seena, and Igret from Ragnagard.

Nicole: Awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Benten: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Benten and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Jedah, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.

Benten: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Benten: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Benten, Chi-Chi and Nene, Seena, and Igret with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln told everyone that Rainbow Dash had gotten The Hurricane Lightningstorm Loyalty Alicorn of The Air Skylanders, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Jedah, the servant of Duma, and he came back for revenge on us for destroying him last year.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Rainbow Dash transforming into her Super Angel-Alicorn-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and she and Lincoln brutally beat that madman down and they sent him to The Black Gates forever, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln, Thera Amihan, and Jessica Twilightblade have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.

Maria: At least, that's the last time Jedah dares to show his face again.

Lincoln: After all the trouble he's caused in his devotion to Duma, he more than deserves to get sent to The Black Gates.

Me: You said it.

Celica (Fire Emblem): Yeah.


After finally destroying Jedah and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Thera Amihan and Jessica Twilightblade saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Thera Amihan: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Jessica Twilightblade: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Thera Amihan: That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right. So, Thera, Jessica, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Thera Amihan: Oh, I remembered this one time at Gym Class, Lincoln and I were both paired up with Girl Jordan, Mollie and Brunhilde Ildsverd for dodgeball, and we went up against Lynn, who made an alliance with Chandler, Pablo, and Anderson to kill Lincoln again. I always knew Lynn was trouble, but for that violent animal to make an alliance with three more people to kill her little brother again, we decided to put that bitch in her place, and also, knock down those three other morons. When Coach Keck blew the whistle, Girl Jordan, Lincoln, Brunhilde, Mollie, and I grabbed all the dodgeballs so that way, Lynn, Chandler, Pablo, and Anderson couldn't have any, and then, we let them have it as we let our fury out on them. We pelted Chandler, Pablo, and Anderson and got them out, and then, we pelted Lynn, and we made her confess her crimes, and when she was done, let's just say Paula, Polly Pain, and Margo wanted Lynn's head on a pike for what she did, but we decided to let Coach Keck deal with her. Lynn was dragged to the office and put under suspension for three weeks, but she also got grounded for three weeks as well, and she couldn't go to a basketball game that time, and as for Chandler, Pablo, and Anderson: four week suspension and they also got sent to jail.

We cheered.

Nico: Honestly, Lynn just didn't know when to give up on trying to kill her brother.

Jessica Twilightblade: She was a really dumb animal who didn't give a damn about anyone except for herself and she always wanted Lincoln to suffer and/or die. Okay, now it's my turn, one day, I was training with Lincoln, and we were using broadswords, katanas, greatswords, and every blade known to history, but then, we heard a loud belch in the distance, and when Lincoln heard it, only he knew of one person who could make that belch: it was Lynn, and she was out for blood. She ran to attack us and she had a knife, but Lincoln and I used our training in swordfighting, and we really outfought her, and Lincoln also used an indestructible metal for the forging of the swords that we used for our training. We defeated her and Lincoln tied her up with red energy ropes fired from his white angel wings, and we dragged her back to The Loud House and after we told the parents of what that animal tried to do, Lynn was grounded for fifteen weeks for her attack, and Lincoln threw her in a cage and he made sure she was all tied up in a straitjacket and he muzzled her.

We cheered wildly.

Nico: Sheesh, that's two memories of you guys stopping Lynn dead in her tracks and stopping her from trying to kill Lincoln again.

Me: Yep, and those two I remembered all too well.

Lincoln: Lynn went way too far on those two days, and it was going to take a long time for me to even forgive her, because she was too stubborn, hard-headed, and completely driven by rage and revenge due to Dark Lynn's hatred of me. I swear, if she tried to kill me one more time, I'd let my Guardian Angels kick her butt and send her to the hospital!

Janet Kinsington: In a full-body cast!

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Sherlock Hound was preparing to head to Pentagram City yet again, specifically the Goetia Palace to recruit Stolas and Octavia Goetia for Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Verosika Mayday's posse for The Masters of Evil, and he's going with Ardyn Izunia and Muzan Kibutsuji, since he sent Striker's severed head back to Stella Goetia along with a warning, but she refuses to back off and she still wants revenge. The portal opened, and Sherlock Hound, Ardyn Izunia, and Muzan Kibutsuji were here in Pentagram City.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) So, we're finally back in Pentagram City, but for another recruiting mission: to recruit Stolas and Octavia Goetia for Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Ardyn Izunia: And Verosika Mayday's posse for The Masters of Evil, but we need to watch ourselves for this one, Hound. Stella Goetia is still very miffed at you for sending her Striker's head and that warning you and Sparda gave her.

Muzan Kibutsuji: Seems as though she hasn't learned her lesson, and she'll do anything to get her revenge.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Let her try, because the second she does, I will show her just who she is dealing with.

Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Ardyn Izunia had his Rakshasa Blade out, and Muzan made a sword of darkness, and they head for the Goetia Palace.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Here we are, the Goetia Palace. Stolas and his daughter, Octavia, are here, but Stella's not. But, we should still be on guard.

Sherlock Hound, Ardyn Izunia, and Muzan Kibutsuji went inside, and they met up with Stolas Goetia and Octavia Goetia, and Sherlock Hound explained why he's here: to recruit him and Octavia to the team, and they'll be put under their protection.

Stolas Goetia: Thank you. Now, we need to hurry.

Octavia Goetia: Dad's right, there's no telling when Mom's going to be back.

Sherlock Hound, Ardyn Izunia, Muzan Kibutsuji, Stolas Goetia, and Octavia Goetia left the place, but not before Sherlock Hound left a bloody message to Stella Goetia: telling her if she dares to go after Stolas and Octavia and threatens to kill Team Loud Phoenix Storm, he would come after her and he's also bringing The Radio Demon with him, along with Charlie's dad, Lucifer Morningstar, and that really pissed her off badly.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) (Laughing Sinisterly) Looks like Stella Goetia didn't take kindly to the message I left her.

Ardyn Izunia: I though the message you left her was quite genius, Hound.

Muzan Kibutsuji: And you'll make good on your threat, even if you have to let Sparda take over.

Sparda: (Through the Large Red Jewel) I've already had my fun with making Mundus and his minions quite enraged at me, it's now Sherlock Hound's turn, and I must say, he's doing quite an excellent job in making Hell's powerful Overlords really mad.

Just then, Verosika Mayday's posse arrived: Josh, Coco, Apple, Kat, Milky, Kiki, and Ace, a group of Succubi Demons who are friends with Verosika Mayday.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Just the demons we were looking for, I suppose you heard that your boss, Verosika Mayday, is now part of The Masters of Evil, correct?

Josh: Yes, and we also want in, and Stella Goetia's already out for your head.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) (Sighs) I should've known. Then, let her try, the one thing that'll await her is death by my hand.

They eventually came back home, and Stolas and Octavia Goetia were now part of the team and they are under our protection from Stolas' spiteful wife, Stella, and Verosika's posse were sent to join her in The Masters of Evil as they went with Ardyn Izunia and Muzan Kibutsuji.

Me: That was an awesome recruitment mission.

Nico: Yeah, whenever something's up in Pentagram City, Sherlock Hound will go down there, but he'll also have Ardyn Izunia and Muzan Kibutsuji with him.

Lincoln: And we already got the news: looks like Stella Goetia's now out for your blood.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Let her try, Lincoln, like I said, the only thing awaiting her will be a cruel death by my hand.

Alastor: But, her punishment, my dear man, shall be decided by Charlie's father.

Nico: That's right, only Lucifer Morningstar can decide on Stella Goetia's punishment, and if he does decide that death is her punishment, then, we'll send Sherlock Hound to be her executioner, and Sparda's right, you've really been doing quite an excellent job in making Hell's powerful Overlords really mad.

Dante (Devil May Cry): Just like my father before me, nice one.


Me and Nico and some of the team were at a house.

Nico had called Dark Spicer, Shiv, Firefly, Snake, Robo Blaze, and Electro over to a nearby house.

Dark Spicer: Nico, why did you call us over here?

Nico: Because guys. We're going into the house of one of the world's most evil scumbags.

DCSHG Poison Ivy: (facepalms) Nico, that's the house of Poromon's preschool teacher.

Nico: I know but he told us that this teacher was really hurting him and biting him in the butt! NO WAY IN HELL AM I GOING TO LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS!

Me: Poromon had really nasty bite wounds on hit butt and they looked like animal bite marks.

Dark Spicer: Ouch.

We went up to the door.

Little did we know that this was the house of one of Charles Darwin Middle School's most tyrannical staff members: PRINCIPAL/SUPERINTENDENT WOLVERINE!


Vice Principal Wolverine is a recurring villain from the classic Cartoon Network series, My Gym Partner's a Monkey. He is the bossy, loud-mouthed, domineering, and quick-to-anger substitute principal of Principal Pixiefrog. He'd later get promoted to superintendent in "Lonely Lyon", giving him authority over Principal Pixiefrog. His go-to threat for misbehaving students is "Do I have to bite you on the buttocks?" He first appeared in "Leaf of Absence".

He was voiced by Chris Edgerly.

In "Leaf of Absence", Principal Pixiefrog quit his job in shame, after losing his first lawsuit, so Principal Wolverine had to step in. Wolverine ran the school like he was a drill sergeant and the students and even the other teachers were his soldiers. He lashed out at Adam and Jake for being late to school and threatened to bite their respective buttocks if they continued to be late and disobeyed his unreasonable, arbitrary rules.

Throughout the school day, Wolverine forbade avian students from flying. He ripped the nose ring off of a bull, which tore her nose open, and Wolverine claimed to have done it in the name of his "no jewelry" policy. He removed the headset of Bull Sharkowski, telling him that he's not allowed to listen to music at school. Bull assured him that his headset dispensed water into his gills, to help him breathe, but Wolverine didn't care, forcing Bull to dive into the Aquatic Wing, just to keep himself alive. Worst of all, he forced his secretary, Mrs. Warthog to actually do her work.

Adam and Jake went to Principal Pixiefrog's pad and begged him to return, but he refused. They turned to Mr. Mandrill for spiritual guidance, which gave Adam the idea to plant elephant grass on the school's front lawn. The grass blocked the students from entering the school, making for a lawsuit-worthy denial on the school's accessibility. Principal Pixiefrog saw this on the news and his lawsuit-avoiding senses kicked in, and he knew he had to spring into action.

Pixiefrog arrived on the scene and gathered together a herd of herbivores, getting them all to eat the elephant grass into oblivion. Wolverine realized that Pixiefrog was a better teacher than he was and agreed that he should go to a school, where the students are more compliant. He then took out his magical Mary Poppins umbrella and flew off to London.

In "Lonely Lyon", Wolverine's higher ups, had recently promoted him from second in command principal, to the CDMS superintendent, giving him power over Pixiefrog and the ability to hire and fire faculty members of his choosing. He fired Nurse Gazelle for not having a proper education, deeming her unfit to be a school nurse. She was then forced to return to CDMS as a student, until she graduated. In her place, he sad Principal Pixiefrog become the new nurse and made Adam and Jake the new principals. During Adam and Jake's principal job, an office fire destroyed all the files, that proved that Jacqueline Gazelle didn't graduate, and Wolverine let it slide, giving Jacqueline her old job back.

In "Robo Frog 3000", he lost his job, after being replaced by a more-competent and less expensive Robit. He got a new job, monitoring the Car'l Wash. Like with his old job, Wolverine was loud, bossy, and disrespectful to his workers. Principal Pixiefrog and the other inferiors at Charles Darwin Middle School had also been fired and they showed up at the Car'l Wash, all working for him. Despite them sharing his current strife, he continued to treat them like crap. When they, as Car'l wash employees were replaced, Wolverine proved to be cold and heartless to the end, as he rudely fired everyone, even including himself.


We knocked on the door and went in.

Karura: Hi. You must be Poromon's preschool teacher.

Principal Wolverine: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? What brings you here!?

Me: Wait a second aren't you Principal Wolverine, the Vice Principal of Charles Darwin Middle School?

Principal Wolverine: That's right! DO I HAVE TO BITE YOU ON THE BUTTOCKS!?

Me: (ENRAGED) HOW ABOUT I BITE YOU ON YOUR NOSE YOU LITTLE PIPSQUEAK!

Me and Principal Wolverine got in each others faces and growled extremely ferociously at each other!

Me and Principal Wolverine: (GROWLING FEROCIOUSLY)

Realistic fire burned ferociously in the background!

Dark Spicer: Whoa man! I've heard about Principal Wolverine and Jake told me that he has one helluva nasty temper.

Karura: That doesn't surprise me one bit since Wolverines are very territorial.

Nico: Jake Spidermonkey and friends told me all about Principal Wolverine and his nasty reputation. But I had no idea that he was teaching Poromon's school.

Nico grabbed Principal Wolverine by the collar.

Nico: WHY DO YOU HATE MY PARTNER?!

Apeface: (groans) This is off to a good start so far.

Nico: WHY ARE YOU FAILING MY PARTNER?! ANSWER ME, DIRTBAG!

Me: Better do what he says Wolverine! You don't want to make my boss mad!

Principal Wolverine: BECAUSE I DON'T ALLOW PETS IN SCHOOL!

Nico: Poromon is not a PET! All the mascots are just as human as all of us are!

Principal Wolverine: DO I HAVE TO BITE YOU ON THE BUTTOCKS!?

Nico: Don't get me started!

Broadside: I think we should have him replaced with someone else.

Nico: Not needed. Poromon's teacher is out visiting her family for the Christmas week. She'll be back on Monday.

Broadside: Oh. I see.

Me: Yeah. I don't know how Principal Pixiefrog was able to put up with this guy. Jake and Windsor told me that he wanted to rule Charles Darwin Middle School with an iron fist. One time he took Bull's water muffs away because he thought they were music.

Broadside: Man what a jerk!

Me: Yeah.

Principal Wolverine: HE KNOWS THAT MUSIC IS NOT ALLOWED!

Me: He's a bull shark you idiot! And he needs water!

Principal Wolverine: DO I HAVE TO BITE YOU ON THE BUTTOCKS!?

Me: (ENRAGED) HOW ABOUT I BITE YOU ON THE BUTT AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!

We got in our faces and GROWLED EXTREMELY FEROCIOUSLY AS MORE FIRE BURNED FEROCIOUSLY!

Dark Spicer: Boy this guy PISSES me off!

Electro: Say the word and I'll zap him!

Nico: Do it.

Electro fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him!

Then…

CHOMP!

I BIT HIM IN HIS BUTT WITH THE FORCE OF A BEAR TRAP!

Principal Wolverine Screamed in pain from that! OUCH!

Me: BLECH! That tasted awful! (SPITS)

Nico: I think I should tell Superintendent Chen about this!

Me: You do that.

Principal Wolverine gasped in fear and shock.

Apeface: Just like killjoy Huggins. He is afraid of Chen too.

Me: Yep.


Later we came back and Varie was giving Poromon a bunch of shots for rabies.

Poromon: How did it go?

Me: We gave him a good talking to.

Down on the surface we heard SUPERINTENDENT CHEN RAISING VERBAL HELL on him!

INCOHERENT YELLING AND SCREAMING!

Jake Spidermonkey: GEEZ! That is some brutal yelling!

MORE YELLING!

Jake Spidermonkey: Well I never! (HOOT)

Windsor Gorilla: But that was good thinking to confront Principal Wolverine on that.

Slips: We did not expect Principal Wolverine to be Poromon's teacher for the time being.

Nico: No kidding there. Geez.

Me: Yeah. I'll be right back. I got to go to the bathroom.

I went to the bathroom and gargled mouthwash.

I spit and came back.

Me: Ahh that's better.

Maria: You okay now, Poromon?

Poromon: I sure am. Thanks guys.

Nico: No problem.

Karura: It was really a surprise to see that though.

Qin: Boy no kidding.

Camie: But that was nuts. Also Principal Pixiefrog I think having him on the school board as principal or vice principal was a really bad idea.

Principal Pixiefrog: Yeah I agree there.

Lola: No kidding there.

Buzzerbeak squawked.

Nico: Buzzerbeak, if you're wondering which teams I made this time, Onewa's team will include Adagio Dazzle, Rena, Zoey Drake, Rebecca Hawkins, and Mai Valentine. Pohatu's team will include Wendy Marvell, Eclair, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Starlight Glimmer.

Me: Cool!

Qin: Awesome choices!

Eclair: It'll be an honor to be on a team with you guys.

Rena: We're really looking forward to this one.

Zoey Drake: I agree there.

Mai Valentine: Same here.

Me: Yeah that will still be cool.

Then the previous group came.

Captain Boomerang: (Australian Accent) Can me, Billy Numerous, Absorbing Man, Dayu, Mirror Master, Mr. Mittens, Angel, Xiao Fung, See-More, and Evil-Lyn go with you guys this time?

Yost Domino: Me, Grand Duke's Minions, Platinum Princess, Dahlia Hawthorne, Quark, Superfriends Cheetah, Fairy Tail Angel, Evil Wing Man, Rainbow Raider, and Mouth of Sauron will go too.

Nico: Yes you all can come with. We're going to Lynn's Table for a good meal and an awesome humiliation session on the jerks.

Qin: Nice!

Lola: YEAH!

Tornado Man: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: I'm going for Golem and Rapidash next. Golem for my rescue and Rapidash for the Ambassador Mission.

Qin: Awesome!

Xenia: This will be awesome and fun!

Me: Yep.

Lincoln: Yeah!

Nico: Lets go have fun and get some grub.

We were off.


The jerks were grumbling in anger and rage, but then, a tornado of humiliating gags accompanied by a blast of cold air hit the jerks and they were pelted by an assortment of rotten fruits and veggies, along with getting hit with blunt objects and also the spirits of the Elemental Force of Techno Angels appeared and swirled around them and pulverized the jerks and they converged and Then

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

An explosion erupted out above them and the phoenix cry and thunderbird screech was heard, and we came out.

Nico: Good morning, Lynn's Table crew!

Lynn Sr.: Hey, guys, usual orders?

Me: You bet, Mr. Lynn.

Lynn Sr.: Coming right up!

We then saw Flip snoring, and the other jerks were really pissed off.

Rachel Emperyous: There's that moron, Flip, snoring and ignoring us?! Well, I'll see about that!

Rachel Emperyous formed a paddle made of wind, and she tip-toed towards Flip, lifted up his shirt to expose his hairy belly, and then, she struck!

WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!

She paddled him a ton of times, and she ran towards us, and that really set Flip off. When he saw the Guardian Angels with weapons and such, he screamed and roared in rage. Lincoln slapped him and smashed him down.

Lincoln: Ah, shut up, you fat hairy mutant cheapskate! Girls, let's get him and the jerks!

Lincoln's Guardian Angels: YEAH!

Max Goof: But, leave Brad for me and my friends. I've got my own brand of payback to deliver unto that jerk.

Nico: Fair enough.

Absorbing Man: Who wants to go first?

Platinum Princess: I got a good one.

She placed a record player in front of the jerks.

Flip: Huh?

She played the record.

THE MAN IN GAUZE PLAYS!

IT WAS THE PLAGUE OF HORRIBLE MUSIC!

The jerks were screaming holding their ears in pain as the horrible music was playing.

Lincoln's Guardian Angels proceeded to attack the jerks with some of their best and funniest pranks ever.

Maria Garcia and The Fabled Gene-Slammers put funnels into the mouths of Flip, Lewis Travolta, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and Bubble Bass and then, they unloaded tons of truckfuls of the hottest hot peppers in Mexico and crammed them into the throats of Flip, Lewis Travolta, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and Bubble Bass, and those peppers were so hot, they spat out the funnels and they all screamed in pain as he screamed, belched, and farted out massive fire blasts, along with tons of gold and jewels, and we absorbed the fire blasts and it made us even stronger than ever.

Nico: Whoo! Now, that's-a spicy meatball!

We laughed hysterically!

Lincoln: Nice one, Maria. Alright, who's up next?

Stella Seraphina: We're up next, girls.

The Seraphina Sisters went up, and they fired blasts of superhot fire at Amy, Icky Vicky, Peggy Bundy, and Trina Riffins, and they exploded and that caused more gold and jewels to explode out of them, but the biggest kicker was that their hair was burned off, and when they saw it in the mirror, they screeched and screamed: they were now a bunch of baldos.

Nico: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) Oh, that was a good one!

Me: YEAH!

Trixie: The Great and Powerful Trixie has a good one!

She placed a spring underneath the jerks.

She had them lifted up and put on it and it sent them fling and then they smashed into the ceiling and then smashed onto the ground! OUCH!

Me: Nice one Trixie!

Luna Rodriguez: (Spanish Accent) We also got a good one.

Luna and Sol whispers in Mr. Casagrande's ears.

Hector Casagrande: (Spanish Accent) Three belly-buttons?! (Laughs) That's the best chisme I've ever heard, I got to tell someone!

Ronnie Anne: Uh, what did you and Sol say to Abuelo, Luna?

Hector Casagrande: (Spanish Accent) (Gets on intercom) Attention, customers, hot Chisme in Aisle 1, Flip has three belly-buttons!

When everyone heard it, they all laughed hysterically, but many were really grossed out.

Flip: Hey! That's a secret! You all are going to pay when I rip your heads off!

Lincoln bonked Flip hard in the head with his fist.

Charlene Novamenova: Let me and the other Monarch Gene-Slammers go next.

The Monarch Gene-Slammers went up and they fired powerful elemental blasts at the jerks, and more gold and jewels came out of the jerks.

Gretchen Holland: Oh, now that was a good one. Okay, we're up next.

The Evil HERO Gene-Slammers in Lincoln's harem brutally punched and kicked the jerks all over the place and that caused them to barf up more gold and jewels.

Kira Gutierrez: Okay, that one was painful. Now, for me and my sisters.

The Gutierrez Sisters fired thirteen powerful beams of light at the jerks and they got burned all over the place, and more gold and jewels came out of them, and Trina Riffins, Icky Vicky, and Amy also got burned badly and they hissed like vampires.

Lincoln: Whoa, looks like light's a very powerful weapon against monsters like them.

Quark: Anyone else?

Mirror Master: I got a good one!

Mirror Master had an ice cream cart inside one of his mirrors.

He sent the carts at them and then smashed them all down onto them! OUCH!

Ed: The Jerks are in pain now, they'll have to call you back.
We laughed!

Lincoln: Who's up next?

The Atlantis Sisters went up and they got out blasters they made using weapon fusions with the Duel Monsters they were Gene-Slammed into and they fired at the jerks and they got blasted all over and more gold and jewels came out of them.

Nicholette Torrington: Now, it's our turn, and you jerks have had this coming for a long time.

The Dark World Goth Girls fired blasts of darkness at the jerks, and they made their worst nightmares came to life and they were also attacked by creatures of the nightmare realm, and more jewels and gold came out of them.

Then, the Elemental Charmer Gene-Slammers fired powerful elemental blasts at the jerks and more jewels and gold came out of them.

Nico: YEAH!

Yugi: I got one. Watch.

Eli: Watch this.

Yugi and Eli then tripped the jerks and then…

KRASPLAT!

They fell face first into elephant poop!

N'Dugo: Bad guy falls in poop: Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?

Kip and Baleto: Ready!

They laughed hysterically and we all laughed with them!

Ty Lee: My turn! (gets out a skunk)

Me: Uh oh. Plug your noses everyone.

We did so.

The skunks went up to them and sprayed them and they were drenched and they SMELLED LIKE SHIT!

Ed: WHO STEPPED ON A DUCK!

Then, Natalie Hathaway sprinkled the jerks with bird seed and she did a bird call and a huge flock of birds came and pecked at their heads, and that caused Marv to scream like a little girl again, in fact, all of the jerks screamed like little girls.

Shaylen Harper, Lincoln, and Jessica Twilightblade readied their greatswords, and they slashed off the jerks' clothes, leaving the female jerks in their bras and panties and the male jerks nude, and they all screamed in horror and fright.

Rita: Ooh, nice one, honey!

Fairy Tail Angel: Oh man! Who's next?!

Angel: (Gets out Street light) I am!

She tipped them and then.

KRABLANG!

The street lights fell and smashed onto them.

Jerks: (In pain) Ow.

Cora Yenningway: We're up next.

The Earthbound Immortal Gene-Slammers and Signer Dragon Gene-Slammers in Lincoln's harem fire powerful colored fireballs at the jerks and they got set on fire as they screamed, and more gold and jewels came out of them.

NICE!

Wallflower: My turn! (gets out cement pipe)

She pushed it and it rolled onto the jerks and crushed them!

Nico: Nice one!

Qin: Awesome!

Me: Here's a funny one!

I grew a tree and entombed the jerks in it. George's Tarzan yell was heard and swinging faster than a jet was George and he flew into the restaurant fast!

Nico: WATCH OUT FOR THAT…

INTENSELY MEGA KRABLAM!

He smashed into the tree with DEVASTATING FORCE AND SMASHED THE JERKS THROUGH IT AND INTO A POOL FILLED WITH STEAKS AND THEY WERE ALL MAULED BY A PACK OF FEROCIOUS WOLVES!

See More: Anymore ideas?

Rainbow Raider: Well, I've-

Motormaster: First, let me do this!

Motormaster turns into his truck form and then drove at the jerks.

HONK! HONK!

The jerks saw him coming!

Jerks: MOMMY!

KRASMASH!

Motormaster transformed.

Motormaster: Roadkill!

Rainbow Raider: Now here is this.

He pulled out a whistle and blew it. No sound was heard.

Me: I think your whistle is busted.

Rainbow Raider: This is a cat whistle.

THEN THE MASSIVE ARMY OF ALLEY CATS CAME IN AND THEY MAULED AND SLASHED AND CUT AND MUTILATED THE JERKS ALL OVER THE PLACE!

Hood Sickle: My turn now! (gets out tree)

He smashed it onto the jerks!

KRASMASH!

Ed: Good morning tree!

Mouth of Sauron: What next?

Evil Lyn: I got an idea!

Evil Lyn used her magic to make a sandbox appear above the jerks.

Then.

KRASMASH!

It crashed onto them!

Qin: Nice one!

Fluttershy: I have a good one. (Does an elephant call)

Then a huge rumble was felt and then a HUGE STAMPEDE OF WILD ELEPHANTS CAME!

Jerks: ELEPHANTS!

They trampled and smashed and squished the jerks all over.

Itachi: That's not the only thing they have to worry about. RELEASE THE HIPPOS!

He summoned a HUGE STAMPEDE OF HIPPOS!

Jerks: HIPPOS!

They trampled and smashed the jerks all over into pulp!

Qin: Nice one!

Xenia: YEAH!

Xiao Fung: What next?

Evil Wing Man: Maybe someone with lightning powers can go next.

Lincoln: Now you're talking!

Lincoln fired a massive blast of lightning and it hit the jerks and electrocuted them!

ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

They were electrocuted with billions of volts of electricity and burned to a crisp!

Nico: Nice one Lincoln!

Magma: Any other ideas?

Lola: (gets out dollhouse) I got one.

Me: A dollhouse?

Lola: You'll see.

She got to playing and it was a magic dollhouse that looked like a replica of the restaurant.

Lola: Time for these jerks to get home.

She threw mini houses down into the jerks and then.

SMASH SMASH CRASH WHAM SMASH BLAM!

Me: Nice one Lola!

Xenia: Yeah!

Camie: Oh here's one!

Camie used her Quirk and made an illusion and then NUMEROUS things happened!

A giant boot squishes the jerks flat.

A hammer slams onto the jerks

The jerks all got incinerated by fire underneath them.

A pair of robot arms all the jerks an atomic wedgie. A bowling ball crushes the jerks feet. They all get slapped in their faces by a bunch of robotic arms. The Jerks all get electrocuted by the electrical bolts. Then they gets crushed by pianos followed by a bunch of spiked-balls and a bunch of boats that resembles Titanic.

They were all pulverized into pulp!

Superfriends Cheetah: Any other ideas?

Mr. Mittens: Um... cover them in poop?

Me: Hmm. I KNOW! Watch this.

I opened a portal and then A MANURE TRUCK FULL OF CLAM MANURE AND ELEPHANT SHIT BACKED INTO THEM AND THEN CRASHED and dumped all the manure onto them and buried them in boatloads of shit!

Nico: NICE!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Me: Saw that from Back to The Future.

Lola: OOH!

Flip: I'm gonna fucking kill those guys!

2D Man: Anymore ideas

Maria: I got one! (puts ants in Flip's pants)

They bit him all over the place and he screamed in pain!

Nico: Nice one Maria!

Qin: Yeah!

Metal Lynn: I got one!

She formed into a HUGE ANVIL!

Me: Oh I get it!

Me and Eli threw her and then.

KRABLANG!

Metal Lynn SQUISHED the Jerks Flat!

Metal Lynn: I've always wanted to get the DROP on people like this!

We laughed at her joke!

Dahlia Hawthorne: Anymore ideas?

Dayu: How about this? (shoves itching powdered laced donut into Amy's mouth)

She was ITCHING LIKE CRAZY!

Me: Nice one!

Xenia: I got one.

She shoved a bottle of EXPLOSIVELY HOT AND SPICY SUPER HOT SAUCE DOWN ICKY VICKY'S THROAT!

Then SHE SCREAMED AS FIRE AND FLAMES EXPLODED OUT OF HER MOUTH AND WE ABSORBED ALL THE FIRE!

Me: Take that Icky Vicky!

Icky Vicky: YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE SO TOUCH WHILE I'M TIED UP HERE! HOW ABOUT YOU UNTIE ME?! AND WE'LL SEE WHO'S THE TOUGH ONE!

Tidal Wave: Tidal Wave not that stupid.

Me: You think we're going to fall for that FUCKY VICKY!?

SHE THEN EXPLODED IN A MASSIVE AND UNRELENTING EXPLOSION OF RAGE AND FURY!

Icky Vicky: (INSANE SCREAMING AND RAGE) KNUDSON, KNUDSON, KNUDSON! The first thorn in my side was you, J.D Knudson, and now it's that stupid twerp Timmy! Why?! I hate you J.D. KNUDSON! I never hated anyone or anything more than I hate you! Why is it always you, why must you stand in the way of all of evils plans time after time, again and again?! I am getting so sick of you and your fucking family sticking their nose where it doesn't belong! If it hadn't been for the two of you, evil would have triumphed then I would already be ruler of Earth and you would BE DEAD! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! (MANIACAL SCREAMING!) I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HAAAAAAAAAAATEE YOOU! I HAAAAAAAAAATE YOU! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HAAAAAAAAAATEEEE!

BUT THEN…

INTENSELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY UNBELIEVABLE EXPLOSION!

YOU THOUGHT DARK MANDY'S HATRED WAS POWERFUL, ICKY VICKY'S HATRED WAS INFINITELY 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN THAT! OUR POWER EXPLODED SO FAR OUT THAT IT SPREAD ALL OVER THE GALAXY! IT WAS SO INTENSE THAT EVERYONE ALL OVER THE GALAXY AND THE VIRGO SUPERCLUSTER FELT IT'S INTENSE POWER! When it faded we got an incredibly intense power boost!

Me: Your hate made us now INFINITELY more powerful bitch.

Grand Duke Minion leader: Wanna wrap this up?

Billy Numerous: Good idea.

We fired waves of energy and blasted them all over.

Lynn Sr.: Lunch is ready!

Lincoln: Awesome job, girls, Take 5!

Me: Time for grub.

Amy: NICE GOING ICKY VICKY!

Icky Vicky: SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLE YOU BITCH! I WILL KILL YOU WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS!

Amy: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU BITCH!

They got into a massive and brutal fight cloud!

We got finished with our lunch and we were stuffed.

Me: Now it's time for some fun.

Troy: Alright. This has been fun.

Tsukasa: But now, it's time for the finale.

Kamen Ride: Saber!

Kamen Ride: Forever Yellow!

Tsukasa turned into Saber and Daiki summoned ALL the Yellow Rangers!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LEGACY FORCE!

They turned into the Zenkaigers!

Me: Nice!

We got ready for more pranks!

Apeface, Broadside, DCSHG Poison Ivy and Karura used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Apeface's Sonic Boomer Gun Broadside's plasma pulse gun and Poison Ivy and Karura's powers 100-fold.

Apeface and DCSHG Poison Ivy: SONIC LEAF STORM BLAST!

Broadside and Karura: SAND PLASMA SHOT!

Matrix Boomerang Force and Captain Boomerang: MATRIX BOOMERANG SLICE AND DICE!

Clone Bomb Brigade and Billy Numerous: CLONE BOMB EXTRAVAGANZA!

Elemental Absorbing Force and Absorbing Man: ABSORBING ELEMENT FORCE STORM!

Megaforce Pink Blast and Dayu: MEGAFORCE PINK BLASTER!

Mirror Force Shooters and Mirror Master: MIRROR FORCE SHOOT STORM!

CatDogs of Buttstomping Fish and Steaks and Mr. Mittens: CATDOGS OF BUTTSTOMPING PAIN AND FURY!

Angel Sky Force and Angel: ANGEL FORCE STRIKE!

Wind Demon Buttkickers and Xiao Fung: WIND DEMON BUTTKICKING STORM!

Eyes of Buttstomping Mayhem and See More: EYES OF BUTTSTOMPING BLAST!

Sorcery of Eternia and Evil Lyn: SORCERY BLAST STORM!

Domino Mutant Buttstompers and Yost Domino: DOMINO MUTANT FORCE BLAST!

Owls of Flying Night Mayhem and Grand Duke's Owls: OWLS OF FLYING NIGHT BURST!

Platinum Sky Spa Force and Platinum Princess: PLATINUM PRINCESS BLAST!

Dahlia Fury Blasters and Dahlia Hawthorne: DAHLIA FURY FORCE STORM!

Subatomic Mayhem Hornets and Quark: SUBATOMIC FORCE BLAST!

Speeding Force Shooters Superfriends Cheetah: SPEEDING CHEETAH BLAST STORM!

Angels of Fury and Fairy Tail Angel: ANGEL FURY BLAST!

Wings of Wrath and Evil Wing Man: WINGS OF WRATH FORCE!

Rainbow Buttstomping force and Rainbow Raider: RAINBOW PRISM FORCE BLAST!

Hellfire Eye Storm and Mouth of Sauron: HELLFIRE EYES OF MAYHEM BLAST!

Mane 10 and Skylanders: HARMONY FURY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Pinkie Pie, Qin and Nico: COMEDY FURY MEGA BLAST!

We fired a massive energgy blast and it hit the jerks as they were fighting and blasted them into pulp.

Max: Now for the fun! HUMILIATION COLOR STYLE: COLOR LASER!

He fired a laser which made the jerks' skins look colorful.

COLORFUL AND FUNNY!

Zoey Drake: HUMILIATION NATURE STYLE: HULA DANCE FUNNINESS!

She dressed the jerks in nothing but hula skirts and made them do hula dancing while being recorded!

We laughed hysterically and it was funny!

Meena (Dinosaur King): HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: PIE EXPLOSION!

She threw explosive pies at the jerks!

They hit them and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

They exploded in their faces and it really hurt!

Tai: HUMILIATION INSULT STYLE: YO MAMA!

He insults Bradley Uppercrust III first.

Tai: Yo mama so stupid she threw baseballs at Batman!

We laughed at that one!

Me: (LAUGHS) That's a new one!

Nico: YEAH!

Tai: Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 20 pounds of crack.

Nico: YEAH!

Xenia: That's funny!

Tai: yo mama so ugly that even dragons fly away from her.

We laughed at that one!

Qin: (LAUGHS) That was a new one!

Tai: Yo mama so hot that people mistake her for Captain Falcon's wife.

We laughed at that one!

Captain Falcon: (LAUGHS) That would be awesome though!

Tai: Yo mama so stupid she thought call of duty was about pooping!

We laughed at that one!

Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Eli: (LAUGHS) That was funny and silly!

Tai: Yo mama so ugly that in Kingdom Hearts the Heartless, the Nobodies and the Unversed ran away from her.

We laughed at that one!

Sora: (LAUGHS) That would not be good!

Kairi: That is funny!

Tai: Yo mama so Fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean!

We laughed at that one!

Qin: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

He insults Flip

Tai: Yo mama so ugly she makes even Zarbon's monster form look beautiful.

We laughed at that one!

Nico: (LAUGHS) That would be funny!

Camie: Yeah!

Tai: Yo mama so stupid she put one quarter in each of ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent.

We laughed at that one!

Nico: (LAUGHS) What an idiot!

Billy: (LAUGHS)

Tai: Yo mama so fat when she went on a diet she ended world hunger.

We laughed at that one!

Me: (LAUGHS) That would be a good thing!

Celica: Yeah that would be funny!

Tai: Yo mama so stupid she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.

We laughed at that one!

Eli: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Tai: Yo mama so poor that Nigerian scammers wire money to her.

We laughed at that one!

Tai: Yo mama so fat her giant cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

We laughed at that one!

Qin: Nice one!

Tai: Yo mama so ugly that Slenderman runs from her.

We laughed at that one!

Varie: (LAUGHS) That is funny!

He insults Bubble Bass

Tai: Yo mama so fat if she was an Oreo she would be the most stuft.

We laughed at that one!

Lola: That would be awesome!

Tai: Yo mama so hot her breast milk is hot chocolate.

We laughed at that one!

Qin: (LAUGHS) That would be cool!

Me: Top this one too. Yo mama so fucking ugly I heard your dad met her at a dog show!

We laughed at that one!

Qin: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!

Nico: NICE ONE!

Tai: Nice one! Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

We laughed at that one!

Qin: YEAH!

Me: Hey Lardass, Yo Mama so fucking stupid she put lipstick on her fucking head just to make up her fucking mind!

Everyone laughed at that one!

Varie: Nice one!

Tai: Nice one J.D.! Yo mama so ugly that Jason Voorhees gives her his mask.

We laughed at that one!

Tai: Yo mama so poor when someone asked her what's for dinner she took off her shoelaces and called it spaghetti.

We laughed at that one!

Me: (LAUGHS) That was a new one!

He insults the Wet Bandits

Tai: Yo mama so fat she ate not only the biggest watermelon in the world but also the biggest burger all in one gulp.

We laughed at that one1

Eli: (LAUGHS) That's a new one!

Qin: (LAUGHS) So funny!

Tai: Yo mama so hot she cooks burgers on her ass.

We laughed at that one!

Nico: Her buns are nice and toasty!

We laughed!

Tai: Yo mama so stupid she stared at a carton of orange juice because it said concentrate.

We laughed at that one!

Vince: What an idiot!

Tai: Yo mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest the judges said "sorry no professionals".

We laughed at that one!

Lola: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Tai: Yo mama so ugly even sharks swim away from her.

We laughed at that one!

Lana: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Tai: Yo mama so fat when she jumped into a pool you can find water on Mars.

We laughed at that one!

Me: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS FUNNY!

He insults the rest of the jerks

Tai: Yo mama so poor she hung toilet paper out to dry.

All of us: EEEEEEWW!

Nico: That is funny! And gross.

Tai: Yo mama so old that she used to babysit Yoda when he was a child.

We laughed at that one!

Yoda: Funny that one is.

Tai: Yo mama so fat when she dies in call of duty the player gets a 5 person kill streak.

We laughed at that one!

Varie: That was a good one!

Tai: Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

We laughed at that one!

Qin: (LAUGHS) What an imbecile!

Tai: Yo mama so fat when she's in school she sits next to the whole class.

We laughed at that one!

Qin: Good one!

Me: Nice ones Tai!

Mimi Tachikawa: HUMILIATION INSULT STYLE: INSULTS OF SHAME!

She insults Bradley Uppercrust III first.

Mimi Tachikawa: You are an overly glory obsessed bastard and you bring great shame to athletes everywhere. You even tried to kill Max while killing Tank in the process which proves you care for no one except yourself you glory obsessed bastard. Even Maxxor would make a better athlete than you and he used to fight Chaor. Hell I bet even Chaor would make a great athlete. Learn to have humility you glory obsessed arrogant mistake of nature.

WHOA! THAT WAS CRUEL! BUT FUNNY!

She insults the Wet Bandits

Mimi Tachikawa: Seriously guys as if trying to rob houses wasn't bad enough, you tried to rob ancient castles and archeological finds as well? You really are a bunch of morons. I mean come on even Bloo is even smarter than you. Hell I bet me and Tai would beat you and we don't even need Agumon or Palmon for that. I bet even the Putty Patrollers could beat you up. Even Bulk and Skull would be smarter than you. You never even made it past 6th grade? Wow even Homer Simpson would be smarter than you. Your mothers were hamsters and your fathers smelt of elderberries.

We laughed at that!

Me: (LAUGHS) THAT IS FUNNY!

She insults Trina Riffins and Icky Vicky A.K.A. the flat chested duo

Mimi Tachikawa: Seriously? You both consider yourselves beautiful? No offense but you're even much scarier beyond reason than even Yzma. You both are even flatter than Sakura Haruno. (To Sakura Haruno) No offense.

Sakura Haruno: None taken.

Mimi Tachikawa: Hell I bet even Marinette would look beautiful as a model. In terms of beauty I'm afraid even Deedlit would look hotter than you and she's a high elf. You both are likely to be dead last in beauty contests. Hell I bet Nabiki Tendo would beat you in beauty easily. You both are so angry that you make the Queen of Hearts look nicer. Hell you'd make even the Hulk look a lot nicer and he smashed a lot of stuff.

Me: YEAH! You tell those two!

Hulk: Hulk like that comment!

She insults NO MA'AM

Mimi Tachikawa: You bastards are a bunch of sexist pigs with no respect for women! You're also fucking dumber than Lloyd Christmas. Your dicks are so tiny they might as well be microscopic! Your sense of style is uglier than Bubble Bass and he's fat beyond belief. Learn to respect women you sexist assholes!

She insults Lila Rossi

Mimi Tachikawa: You are such a hypocritical bitch. You just lie to everyone to get your way. All that just because you wanted to be even more popular than Chloe. Like Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins you are as flat as a surfboard! Hell even Satsuki Kiryuin would look hotter than you. Even Anemone would look beautiful as a model. Learn to accept the truth you cheap-lying no good con artist bitch!

Nico: YEAH! YOU TELL THAT BITCH MIMI!

Marinette: Nice job!

Qin: YEAH! SERVES HER RIGHT!

Me: YEAH! Nice job putting her in her place!

She insults the rest of the jerks

Mimi Tachikawa: You are as ugly as the ugliest pigs. Your mothers are a disgusting bunch of ugly hippies and your fathers smelt of the most foul smelling deplorable garbage known to the universe mangled up in a tangled up knot.

Me: OOH! Nice Grinch Song Reference.

Mimi Tachikawa: You might as well be ugly for the rest of your life. and guess what you guys are in Santa's naughty list for life.

Me: And you guys will always be THREE DECKER ROTTEN TOADSTOOL AND SAUERKRAUT SANDWICHES WITH THALLIUM SAUCE!

We laughed at that one!

The jerks cried like babies.

Mimi Tachikawa: Aw I made the wittle babies cry. Would the babies like their bottles?

We laughed at them.

Lincoln: HUMILIATION POOP STYLE: JERKS IN POOP!

He tripped the jerks in poop!

Lila: Okay who left elephant poop in here?!

N'Dugo: Bad guys fall in poop. Classic element of physical comedy now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. ready?

Everyone: Ready!

We laughed hysterically!

Entrapta: HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDER SHOCK!

She shocked the jerks to the point of their skeletons showing.

ZAPPITY ZAP ZAP!

Perfuma: HUMILIATION NATURE STYLE: MEGA DURIAN BLAST!

She fired a giant durian which explodes on contact and left them really stinky!

LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN!

Frosta: HUMILIATION ICE STYLE: CHILLY BIKINIS!

She dressed the jerks absolute zero degree bikinis!

BONECHILLING COLD!

Maggie (Loud House): HUMILIATION DARK STYLE: NIGHTMARES OF HORROR!

She made the jerks see their worst nightmares through illusions!

THEY SCREAMED LIKE LITTLE GIRLS!

Kipo Oak: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: BIG HOLE PUSH!

She pushed the jerks into a 50 foot high hole and landed on their frontsides!

CRASH!

OOOH! THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!

They crunched their bones and it hurt and they got up and cracked their backs.

CRACK!

Amy: WOW! What a hole!

Alizarin Bubblegum: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: TOOL CHEST STAIR MISHAPS!

She pushed a giant tool chest down the stairs then crashed through the door and onto the jerks which crushed their noses!

CRASH!

OOH! THAT IS NOT GOING TO FEEL GOOD IN THE MORNING!

Marv: That was the sounds of a tool chest falling down the stairs.

CRUNCH!

They all reset their noses.

Ranamon: This one will get y'all. HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: SLIME SLIP!

She fired slime on the floor which the jerks were on then the jerks slide right into cabinet full of paint which fell onto them!

Jerks: UH OH!

CRASH!

They were covered in paint!

Taylor (Loud House): Watch this! HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: CONCRETE PAIN!

She dropped a massive bag of concrete which fell on the jerks.

Jerks: Uh oh.

CRASH!

It covered them in powdered concrete! OUCH!

Flannery: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: DOORKNOB HEAT PAIN!

She made the doorknobs hot enough to burn the hands of the jerks. And she put their hands on them and they screamed in pain as they were burned!

Candice: HUMILIATION ICE STYLE: SLIPPERY STAIR FALL!

She fired ice which made the stairs slippery then she put the jerks on the stairs then they fell down the stairs!

OUCH!

Jade Chan: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: GLASS ORNAMENT OUCHIES!

She threw the jerks and then placed several Christmas glass ornaments and they landed on the glass ornaments!

CRUNCH!

They screamed in pain and it really hurt like a son of a bitch!

Marv: GAH! I'M GONNA FUCKIN KILL THOSE KIDS!

Penny (Inspector Gadget): HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: PIMPLES OF NIGHTMARES!

She made pimples appear all over the jerks!

Bradley Uppercrust III: AAAAAHHH! I'm hideous!

Penny: Hi Hideous nice to meet you I'm Penny.

We laughed at that one!

Sissi Delmas: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: HAIR SHAVING!

She shaved off the hair of the jerks

Sissi Delmas: UH OH somebody's (Singsong) fabulous!

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Grinch: That was awesome!

Brynja Heringsdötir: (Icelandic Accent) HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: DEMOLITION DERBY PAIN!

She placed the jerks into remote controlled cars which then they began wrecking each other and when they were messed up all over!

SMASH! WHAM SMASH CRASH BLAM SMASH!

They were REALLY MANGLED UP!

Pan: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: PAINFUL SMACKDOWN!

She beats up the jerks and left them with broken noses, arms legs and teeth and then threw them to a massive pile of Lynn's dirty socks!

Nico: Nice one Pan!

Goku: (LAUGHS) That was great!

Bulla: Now say you're sorry! HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: SLAPS OF PAIN!

She slapped the jerks all over

Bulla: Are you sorry yet?

Lila Rossi: I think we peed a little.

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Molly McGee: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: GIRLY DRESS UP!

She dressed the jerks in pink dresses made of pink roses!

Nico: Awesome Molly!

Andrea Davenport: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: UGLY BIKINIS

She dressed the jerks in the ugliest bikinis of the ugliest colors which she she posted on social media!

We laughed all over!

Ed Cowart: HUMILIATION DARK STYLE: GHOULS N' GHOSTS NIGHTMARE!

He made illusions of the monsters of the Ghosts n' Goblins series which made the jerks both peed and crap their pants!

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!

Cattleya (Queen's Blade): HUMILIATION FLOWER STYLE: FLOWER HAIR!

She turned the hairs of the jerks into hairs made of flowers which attracted bees

Jerks: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! BEES!

THEY STUNG THEM ALL OVER! OUCH!

Nabiki Tendo: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: MOUSE TRAP BARRAGE!

She fired a massive barrage of mouse traps at the jerks!

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP!

Kyu the Love Fairy: HUMILIATION LIGHT STYLE: LIGHT OF NUDITY!

She shined a light that the jerks naked the female jerks screamed!

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!

Candy Crush (Huniepop): HUMILIATION COCONUT STYLE: COCONUT BONK!

She fired a barrage of coconuts at the jerks!

BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!

Patrick: (LAUGHS) THEY ALL GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!

Venus (Huniepop): HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: PAINFUL WEDGIE!

She wedgied the jerks all the way to moon!

HOING!

Audrey (Huniepop): HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: SPANKING OUCHIES!

She spanked the jerks!

WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!

Celeste (Huniepop): HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: CROTCH SMASHERS!

She fired ice balls which hit the jerks' crotches really hard!

KRASMASH!

Me: (WINCES) OOOH!

Max Taylor, Zoey Drake, Meena, Tai Kamiya, Mimi Tachicawa, Lincoln, Ed Cowart and their harems: HUMILIATION FINAL SMASH: ULTIMATE HILARIOUS PAIN LAUGH!

They first fired coconuts at the jerks, then set the heads of the jerks on fire, then the jerks jumped into a pool of what looked like water only to turn to be methane which exploded and then they fired hot nacho cheese, they then covered the jerks with honey and then bird seed and then summoned birds to feed on the bird seed while both marv and Bradley Uppercrust III screamed like a girl and then they finished with covering the jerks in caramel and then chocolate and lastly various candies which caused everyone to lick all over the jerks and then numerous anvils smashed and crushed the jerks all over!

Then NUMEROUS AND MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS OF GOLD AND JEWELS AND COINS ERUPTED OUT AND EVERYONE IN THE RESTAURANT WAS RICH!

Qin: YEAH!

We pocketed some of the gold.

Then Tri-Klops, Vortex, Evilseed, Aqueduct, Selene, Copperhead, Brass Knuckles, Titanium Toenail, Gentleman Ghost, Control Freak, MMPR Eye Guy, Teen Tornado, Evil Mushroom Man, Pisces Zodiarts, Copperhead, Usari, Evil Crash Man, Rambling Ghost, Wolvertoon, and Pericles appeared.

Nico: Tri-Klops, Vortex, Evilseed, Aqueduct, Selene, Copperhead, Brass Knuckles, Titanium Toenail, Gentleman Ghost, Control Freak, MMPR Eye Guy, Teen Tornado, Evil Mushroom Man, Pisces Zodiarts, Copperhead, Usari, Evil Crash Man, Rambling Ghost, Wolvertoon, and Pericles.

Tri Klops: Nothing like a good humiliation, huh?

Maria: You said it.

Vortex: Man, this never gets old.

Evil Seed: You said it.

Me: Always fun and cool.

Aqueduct: (to Nico) We heard you went to a jawbreaker factory.

Nico: Yep.

Selene: Did you get some for us?

Me: TONS! More than enough for you guys.

Then a figure came out and it was Flurious from Universe 666!

Me: Flurious!

Qin: I think this is Universe 666's Flurious.

Universe 666 Flurious: That's right.

Qin: Wow!

Mack: Did you kill your Earth's version of me?

Universe 666 Flurious: I had no choice. He was a robotic Ranger who hated humans and wanted their extermination.

Me: Whoa! I didn't expect that.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: Me neither. That is awesome.

Lola: Yeah.

We got the battles underway.


Zick, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, He-Man, Buzzerbeak and Krankenstein VS Tri-Klops - Nico's Rescue at the Jawbreaker Factory and destroying Dark Jimmy


Tri Klops was first.

Tri Klops: (to Zick) Nico's Rescue was at the Jawbreaker Factory. And he destroyed Dark Jimmy too.

Zick: Yeah he sure did and it was epic! Laney actually made that monster pay for what he did.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah that was so awesome.

Scootaloo: She tore that monster limb from limb.

Whirlwind: Yeah no kidding.

He-Man: I'm glad he is gone.

Tri-Klops: Good riddance. Lets do it!

Zick used his legend items and got a wind sword and they fired waves of lightning and rainbows and smashed him all over and knocked him down with wind, rainbows and lightning.


Aerrow, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Danny Phantom, Tornado Man and Plug Man VS Vortex - Battling Another Carina, Puppis and Vela Undead Zodiarts, Another Kangor and Another Crabdozer


Vortex was next.

Vortex: (to Aerrow) Nico, Randy's team, Kangor's team, and the others did good Battling Another Carina, Puppis and Vela Undead Zodiarts. And Another Kangor and Another Crabdozer too.

Aerrow: Boy they sure did and everyone was really busy with all that.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah that was really awesome and intense.

Cozy Glow: It sure was awesome and fun.

Hex: Everyone did good on that.

Danny Phantom: They sure did and it was cool.

Vortex: I'll say! Lets do it!

Aerrow used his legend items and he got a skull sword and they fired waves of energy and skulls and smashed him all over and they fired waves of lightning, stars, energy, magic, bones and skulls and smashed him down.


Mallow, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Moss Man, Trixie and Babs Seed vs Evil Seed - Lincoln's rescue


Evil Seed was next.

Evil Seed: (to Mallow) I heard Lincoln's rescue involved battling Jedah. How was it?

Mallow: It was really fun and cool.

Fluttershy: Yeah everyone did great fighting Jedah.

Tornado Bolt: It was awesome and fun.

Stealth Elf: Yep it sure was.

Moss Man: Yep that was great.

Evil Seed: Yeah that was awesome. Lets do it!

Mallow used her Legend items and got a life sword and they fired waves of energy and leaves and smashed him all over and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed him down.


Raiden, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Ghost Rider, Cozy Glow, and Ty Lee VS Aqueduct - meeting gene-slammers for Ghostrick Yeti and Flower Cardian Lightflare


Aqueduct was next.

Aqueduct: (to Raiden) I heard you guys met gene-slammers for Ghostrick Yeti and Flower Cardian Lightflare. What are their names?

Raiden: Their names are Thera Amihan and Jessica Twilightblade and they are amazing guardian angels for Lincoln.

Rarity: Oh they sure are darlings and they have an amazing story.

Sweetie Belle: They sure do and it was great.

FLASHBACK

Thera Amihan: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Jessica Twilightblade: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Thera Amihan: That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right. So, Thera, Jessica, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Thera Amihan: Oh, I remembered this one time at Gym Class, Lincoln and I were both paired up with Girl Jordan, Mollie and Brunhilde Ildsverd for dodgeball, and we went up against Lynn, who made an alliance with Chandler, Pablo, and Anderson to kill Lincoln again. I always knew Lynn was trouble, but for that violent animal to make an alliance with three more people to kill her little brother again, we decided to put that bitch in her place, and also, knock down those three other morons. When Coach Keck blew the whistle, Girl Jordan, Lincoln, Brunhilde, Mollie, and I grabbed all the dodgeballs so that way, Lynn, Chandler, Pablo, and Anderson couldn't have any, and then, we let them have it as we let our fury out on them. We pelted Chandler, Pablo, and Anderson and got them out, and then, we pelted Lynn, and we made her confess her crimes, and when she was done, let's just say Paula, Polly Pain, and Margo wanted Lynn's head on a pike for what she did, but we decided to let Coach Keck deal with her. Lynn was dragged to the office and put under suspension for three weeks, but she also got grounded for three weeks as well, and she couldn't go to a basketball game that time, and as for Chandler, Pablo, and Anderson: four week suspension and they also got sent to jail.

We cheered.

Nico: Honestly, Lynn just didn't know when to give up on trying to kill her brother.

Jessica Twilightblade: She was a really dumb animal who didn't give a damn about anyone except for herself and she always wanted Lincoln to suffer and/or die. Okay, now it's my turn, one day, I was training with Lincoln, and we were using broadswords, katanas, greatswords, and every blade known to history, but then, we heard a loud belch in the distance, and when Lincoln heard it, only he knew of one person who could make that belch: it was Lynn, and she was out for blood. She ran to attack us and she had a knife, but Lincoln and I used our training in swordfighting, and we really outfought her, and Lincoln also used an indestructible metal for the forging of the swords that we used for our training. We defeated her and Lincoln tied her up with red energy ropes fired from his white angel wings, and we dragged her back to The Loud House and after we told the parents of what that animal tried to do, Lynn was grounded for fifteen weeks for her attack, and Lincoln threw her in a cage and he made sure she was all tied up in a straitjacket and he muzzled her.

We cheered wildly.

Nico: Sheesh, that's two memories of you guys stopping Lynn dead in her tracks and stopping her from trying to kill Lincoln again.

Me: Yep, and those two I remembered all too well.

Lincoln: Lynn went way too far on those two days, and it was going to take a long time for me to even forgive her, because she was too stubborn, hard-headed, and completely driven by rage and revenge due to Dark Lynn's hatred of me. I swear, if she tried to kill me one more time, I'd let my Guardian Angels kick her butt and send her to the hospital!

Janet Kinsington: In a full-body cast!

FLASHBACK ENDS

Aqueduct: Whoa! They really did a number on Lynn!

Gill Grunt: Serious well deserved on Lynn too.

Ghost Rider: Yeah it sure was.

Aqueduct: Yeah that was awesome. Lets do it!

Raiden used his Legend Items and got a seastorm thunder sword and they fired waves of fire and water and smashed him all over and they fired waves of water, jewels and ice and smashed him down.


Sam Simpson, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Jean Grey, Sheep Creep and Wallflower VS Selene - Nico reprimanding Poromon's preschool teacher


Selene was next.

Selene: (to Sam) So today, Nico reprimanded Poromon's preschool teacher. (laughs) How did he threaten the poor fool?

Sam Simpson: I wasn't paying attention. I have a huge trigonometry test to study for to bring in after winter break.

Selene: That is important.

Twilight Sparkle: Nico threatened to go to Superintendent Chen to get him fired if he tried something like this again. And he is terrified of Chen like Huggins is.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah no kidding. He is as big a jerk as Bubble Bass.

Spyro: Boy he sure is.

Jean Grey: Yeah no kidding there. That was crazy.

Wallflower: it sure was.

Selene: But at least Nico gave him a stern warning. Lets do it!

Sam used her legend items and got a magic sword and they fired waves of energy and magic and smashed her all over and fired waves of magic and smashed her down.


Tea Gardner, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Wonder Woman, Hood Sickle and Cuckoo Clocker VS Nathan Prince A.K.A. Copperhead - Why would Poromon's teacher do that to him


Copperhead was next.

Copperhead: (to Tea) Why would Poromon's teacher do that to him? Poromon's brain isn't tiny like him!

Tea: I don't honestly know. But he threatened to bite Poromon in the butt.

Copperhead: Wait a second. There's only one principal I know that can do that: Principal Wolverine!

Sunset Shimmer: Jake told us all about him! He is a monster disciplinarian! ]

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah he bites peoples butts really hard! Poromon had nasty bite marks on his butt and they hurt really bad!

Sunburn: Yeah! He had to have rabies shots!

Wonder Woman: OUCH! That Wolverine is out of control!

Copperhead: Yeah that guy is a total killjoy! You would have to have titanium steel plates on your butt to protect yourself. Lets do it!

Tea used her legend items and got a fire sword and they fired waves of fire and smashed him all over and they fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him down.


Jack Atlas, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Timmy Turner, Tempest Shadow and Itachi Uchiha VS Brass Knuckles - Nothing like funny Pre Christmas Humiliations


Brass Knuckles was next.

Brass Knuckles: (to Jack) Nothing like funny Pre Christmas Humiliations. I hope you got some shots in.

Jack Atlas: Oh we all did but it was the Guardian Angels that got in the most shots.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah it was really funny. We never laughed so hard before.

Maud Pie: (monotonously) We were laughing more harder than J.D.'s dad did when he watched the movie Caddyshack.

Sprocket: That movie was funny. We had fun.

Timmy Turner: Everyone had a lot of fun on this.

Brass Knuckles: Yeah that's awesome! Lets do it!

Jack used his legend items and got a flaming metal sword and they fired waves of energy and metal and smashed him all over and they fired waves of metal and energy and lightning and smashed him down.


Chazz Princeton, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Cosmo & Wanda, Magma, and Yagura VS Titanium Toenail - The Jerks had it coming


Titanium Toenail was next.

Titanium Toneail: (to Chazz) The Jerks had this coming. Especially with the crap they pulled.

Chazz: That is for sure! These guys all deserved it too.

Applejack: Yeah they sure did and it was great.

Apple Bloom: They are nothing but trouble in capital letters.

Flashwing: Yeah no kidding there.

Cosmo: I loved it when I smeared boogers in Icky Vicky's face.

BLANG!

Wanda hit him on the head with a frying pan.

Wanda: Everyone had fun on this.

Titanium Toenail: They sure did! Lets do it!

Chazz used his legend items and got a fire and crystal sword and they fired waves of earth and rock and smashed him all over and they fired waves of rock, earth, mud, crystal, boulders and apples and smashed him down.


Yugi Moto, Eli, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Batman, 2D Man and Freon VS The Gentleman Ghost - The pranks we do are always funny


Gentleman Ghost was next.

Gentleman Ghost: (to Yugi) The pranks we do are always funny. What pranks did you do?

Yugi Moto: I tripped them and they fell into elephant poop and N'Dugo, Kip and Baleto laughed hysterically at that.

Eli: Boy they sure did and we all got a great laugh out of it. They laughed hysterically and it was so funny!

Princess Luna: Yeah it was really funny!

Me: It was one way for them to eat shit!

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Moondust: (LAUGHS) Literally!

Snowdrop: Yeah that was funny!

Gari: Boy no kidding.

Blackout: Yeah it was really funny and more.

Batman: We never laughed so hard before.

Gentleman Ghost: Yeah I am glad you guys had a good time on that one. Shall we dance chaps?

Yugi: We shall.

Yugi used his legend items and got a dark sword and fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him all over and they fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed him down.


Nicole Knudson, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Raven, Energon Scorponok and Tidal Wave VS Control Freak - The Guardian Angels let the jerks have it


Control Freak was next.

Control Freak: (to Nicole) The Guardian Angels let the jerks have it. And I'm gonna summon something new today.

He summoned the D.A.S. Eradication System "YUGUSUKURE" from In The Hunt!

Nicole: WHOA! The D.A.S. Eradication System "Yugusukure" from In The Hunt! Awesome choice! But yeah the Guardian Angels really went to town on them.

Princess Celestia: Those pranks they did were all so funny!

King Solar: They sure were awesome and funny.

Solar Eclipsa: Yeah they sure were. We couldn't stop laughing!

Amber Morning: They were so funny! Especially those funny Yo Mama jokes.

Spotlight: Yeah those were funny.

Raven: I thought so too.

Control Freak: They sure were. Lets do it!

Nicole used her legend items and she got a light sword and they fired waves of light and smashed him all over and they fired waves of energy and light and smashed him down.


Fire Lori, Bridget Branley and Reika Hanehara VS Universe 666 Adagio Dazzle.


Universe 666 Adagio Dazzle was next.

Universe 666 Adagio: This is gonna be really interesting

Fire Lori: It sure will be literally awesome!

Universe 666 Adagio Dazzle: How did that happen to you?

Fire Lori: We were made this way because of one of Lisa's experiments going wrong and it turned us into the Elemental Forces of Nature.

Bridget Branley: (Flares up Fire Aura) We were amazed that this really happened to them. It turned them into the elemental forces of nature in their purest form.

Reika Hanehara: We sure were. We were amazed that this happened to them.

Universe 666 Adagio: Wow that is amazing. Lets do this.

They all fired waves of fire and blasted down Universe 666 Adagio.


Liquid Leni, Brooke Hudson and Ken Ashiwara VS Universe 666 Aria Blaze.


Universe 666 Aria Blaze was next.

Universe 666 Aria Blaze: Boy that is so cool that you were turned into pure water like that.

Liquid Leni: It is totes amazing and it makes me feel like I'm one with the seas.

Brooke Hudson: (Flares up Water Aura) To be honest I think it's really amazing myself. Lisa's accident from that experiment turned out to be an awesome blessing in disguise.

Ken Ashiwara: I agree there. Now the Elemental Forces and the Elemental Guardians of Lincoln's Guardian Angels can form a great team.

Universe 666 Aria Blaze: I agree there. Lets do it!

Ken Ashiwara: Game Start!

They fired waves of water and smashed her down.


Stone Luna, Abeline Demeter and Tara VS Universe 666 Sonata Dusk.


Universe 666 Sonata Dusk was next.

Universe 666 Sonata Dusk: Boy being made of pure rock must be really awesome for you.

Stone Luna: It sure is rockin dudes! No pun intended. But I think it's really amazing that this happened to us.

Abeline Demeter: (Flares up Earth Aura) It sure is and we were amazed that this happened to the Loud Kids like this.

Tara: We sure were. The Loud Kids turning into this is amazing. It's how they got the group name The L-Ementals.

Universe 666 Sonata Dusk: I get it! The L-Ementals! Like the Elemental Forces of Nature. That is so cool! Lets do it!

They fired waves of water and smashed her down.


Ice Luan, Bianca Frostine and Killer Frost VS Universe 666 Cozy Glow


Universe 666 Cozy Glow was next.

Universe 666 Cozy Glow: Boy that is awesome you are made of pure ice like that.

Ice Luan: Yeah it makes me give people the COLD Shoulder! (LAUGHS) Get it?

We laughed at her joke!

Me: (LAUGHS) That is a good one!

Universe 666 Cozy Glow: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Bianca Frostine: (LAUGHS) (Flares up Ice Aura) That was funny. But Yeah I agree. And as an ice elemental myself I think it's amazing.

Killer Frost: Yeah it sure is cool. No pun intended.

Universe 666 Cozy Glow: Yeah it sure is. Wow! Lets do it!

They fired waves of ice and smashed her down!


Metal Lynn, Allira Cristant and Quicksilver VS Universe 666 Chrysalis.


Universe 666 Chrysalis was next.

Universe 666 Chrysalis: That is cool that you are made of pure metal. Can you form into various metal shapes like the T-1000?

Metal Lynn: I sure can and I can do more than that.

She turned into an anvil, The Thinker Statue and more.

Metal Lynn: Very artistic.

Allira Cristant: (Flares up Crystal Aura) Boy I'll say. That is really awesome. Lynn being made of metal makes her practically indestructible.

Quicksilver: Boy I'll say.

Universe 666 Chrysalis: That is really amazing. Lets do it!

They fired waves of metal and crystal and smashed her down.


Cloud Lincoln, J.D. Knudson, Ashley Aella and Maria S. Cranberry VS Universe 666 Tirek


Universe 666 Tirek was next.

Universe 666 Tirek: Boy being made of clouds is really cool for you.

Cloud Lincoln: It sure is awesome. It makes me feel like I'm one with the weather.

Me: It sure does. Also I said this to the prime universe version of you but your voice sounds so much like Unicron's.

Universe 666 Tirek: Yeah! Our voices are very matching aren't they?

Ashley Aella: (Flares up Wind Aura) Boy they sure are and it's really cool.

Maria S. Cranberry: I think that is so cool.

Nico: The Transformer Devil himself was a really formidable and dangerous adversary for all of us.

Universe 666 Tirek: That is very interesting. Lets do it!

We fired a massive blast of wind and smashed him down.


Shadow Lucy, Abnus Abital and Raven VS Universe 666 Tantabus


Universe 666 Tantabus was next.

Universe 666 Tantabus: Boy that is really cool that you are made entirely out of pure darkness like that.

Shadow Lucy: It's the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.

Abnus Abital: (Flares up Darkness Aura) Lucy is a true master of darkness when she is like this and I think it's really awesome.

Raven: I think it's neat too.

Universe 666 Tantabus: I agree there. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.


Mud Lana, Aurora Aurelia and Clayface VS Universe 666 Mane-Iac.


Universe 666 Mane-Iac was next.

Universe 666 Mane-Iac: This is gonna be awesome and fun.

Mud Lana: I'll say! I'm looking forward to this one.

Aurora Aurelia: (Flares up Gravity Aura) Also in the prime universe we called you the Equestrian version of the Joker. Spike showed us a comic with you in it and it showed how you became that way and coincidentally the same thing happened to the Joker. He fell into a huge tank full of chemicals and it warped his mind and made him completely insane.

Me: And as a result it turned him into Batman's most seriously fucked up adversary, The Joker.

Mane-iac: Wow! That is very coincidental.

Clayface: Boy it sure is.

Mane-iac: I believe it. But thank goodness I'm not like the Joker in the Prime Universe. Lets do it!

They fired waves of mud and energy and smashed her down.


Plant Lola, Astrid Briinkley and Poison Ivy VS Universe 666 Gaia Everfree


Universe 666 Gaia Everfree was next.

Universe 666 Gaia Everfree: That is so cool that you are made entirely out of pure plants.

Plant Lola: It sure is and I like being like this. It's like I'm completely one with nature.

Astrid Brinkley: (Flares up Plant Aura) You should see what she can do. She can make new forests and all that in dead forests that have been rendered unlivable for centuries.

Poison Ivy: I think that is so amazing.

Universe 666 Gaia Everfree: Boy that is so cool! Lets do it!

They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed her down.


Lightning Lisa, Bronte Elektra and Static Shock VS Universe 666 Storm King.


Universe 666 Storm King was next.

Universe 666 Storm King: That is really cool being made entirely out of pure lightning.

Lightning Lisa: It is a most really powerful experience for me.

Bronte Elektra: (Flares up Lightning Aura) It literally brings a shocking development. No pun intended. But it's really cool.

Static Shock: It sure does.

Universe 666 Storm King: Yeah I agree there. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.


Light Lily, Leora Chiaro and Dr. Light (Justice League) VS Universe 666 Juniper Montage


Universe 666 Juniper Montage was next.

Universe 666 Juniper Montage: Oh Lily looks so cute as a baby and made of pure light.

Light Lily: Wily happy wike this.

Leora Chiaro: (Flares up Light Aura) I think it's really awesome and illuminating like this too.

Dr. Light (JL): It sure is cool.

Universe 666 Juniper Montage: It sure is amazing. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and blasted her down.


Roshi VS Eye Guy


Eye Guy from MMPR was next.

Eye Guy: Eye will see you!

Roshi: Bring it on.

He fired waves of lava and blasted him all over.


Olivia Echmeneff the Hurricail Gene-Slammer VS Teen Tornado


Teen Tornado was next.

Teen Tornado: Boy the L-Ementals did a great job.

Olivia Echmeneff: They sure did and it was awesome.

She fired waves of tornadoes and smashed him down.


Panty and Anarchy Stocking VS Evil Mushroom Man


Evil Mushroom Man was next.

Evil Mushroom: I will make you Spore Out.

Panty: That didn't make any fucking sense.

Anarchy: No kidding there.

They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Nudge VS Pisces Zodiarts


Pisces Zodiarts was next.

Pisces Zodiarts: That is so amazing that you guys are finding so many awesome Sailor Soldiers of so many planets.

Nudge: Boy it sure is.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Maron VS Zara


Zara was next.

Zara: You ready for me?

Maron: I'm always ready. (Jumps and breasts bounce)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Lindsey VS Ushari


Ushari was next.

Ushari: Lindsey is there something you are hiding?

Lindsey: Okay Ushari you caught me I am not an airhead like everyone thinks I am. In fact I am actually really smart and used to get all B's or A's in school. I started acting this way in middle school when I entered puberty. When puberty started for me I started to develop very fast and in less than a year I had a figure that not even most high school girls had which made a lot of the girls in my school jealous. Then there was the fact that I was really smart which made them even more jealous to the point where I started getting bullied heavily.

We gasped!

Me: Oh man!

Lindsey: They did all sorts of mean things to me like throwing my things in the bathroom toilet, putting tacks in my gym shoes, cutting my gym uniform, isolating me leaving me with no friends, and so on. (Wipes tears) By the end of the first semester of 6th grade I couldn't take it anymore and thought about committing suicide but decided against it since that would only let them win. Instead I decided to take up a mask of an airhead and blonde stereotype and as a result my grades dropped significantly and my bullies stopped harassing me however there was the side effect of many of the boys in school trying to date me for my body thinking I was stupid and could be manipulated into having sex with them.

She broke down crying.

I went over and hugged her.

Me: Lindsey we completely underestimated you. I'm so sorry that happened to you.

Ushari: We had no idea Lindsey.

Nico: That was awful.

Eli: Poor girl.

Courtney: Lindsey we didn't know you were going through all this.

Gwen: How come you didn't tell anyone?

Lindsey: Because I was so scared of what they would do to me.

Me: Lindsey those dirtbags are wrong about you. You are one of the most beautiful girls ever known on Total Drama and you have lots of great talent.

Lindsey: (Sniffles) Really?

Me: I know you are Lindsey. Don't let ANYONE tell you otherwise.

Nico: Yeah and if Amy or anyone of the jerks or those bullies tell you otherwise then tell them to go fuck off.

Lola: That's right!

Lindsey: You're right! Thanks guys. Thanks J.D. Now it's time for me to show my true self instead of hiding behind a mask.

Qin: That's the spirit!

She hugged me and I left the ring.

Ushari: Lindsey I'm glad that you came out of your shell.

Lindsey: Thanks to all of you guys.

Ushari: You're welcome. Shall we dance?

Lindsey: Lets do it!

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Jeri Kamiya VS Evil Crash Man.


Evil Crash Man was next.

Evil Crash Man: Boy the jerks had it coming.

Jeri Kamiya: They sure did.

She fired waves of gears and smashed him down.


Gusty the Great VS Rambling Ghost


Rambling Ghost was next.

Rambling Ghost roared.

Gusty The Great: Bring it on!

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Red Tornado VS Wolvertoon


Wolvertoon was next.

Red Tornado: I'm ready for you.

He fired waves of tornadoes and smashed him down


Papi the Harpy VS Pericles


Pericles was next.

Pericles: (German Accent) Are you ready for me?

Papi: Always ready.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Operation Overdrive Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Good Cinder Fall, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Universe 666 Flurious


Universe 666 Flurious was next.

Me: This is gonna really burn.

Universe 666 Flurious: Bring it on.

I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons for the Hazy Flame Gene-Slammers in Lincoln's harem, it's a collection of Hazy Flame-themed spellbooks that also have some Weapon Fusion spells that also have the same effects as The Atlantis Sisters Gene-Slammers' Weapon Fusion spells. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

I teleported back with them.

Operation Overdrive Rangers: OVERDRIVE ACCELERATE!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! OPERATION OVERDRIVE!

They turned into the Operation Overdrive Rangers too!

Me: Lets get him!

Rangers: DRILL CANNON!

We fired waves of energy and elements and they hit him and he exploded!

POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!

He was dead!

Me: YEAH! Flurious you have failed this city.

Troy: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!


Lincoln: (Laughs) Now, that's what I call an awesome Winter Solstice Humiliation!

Nico: You said it, and the pranks and gags your Guardian Angels unleashed, man, they unleashed pure Hell on them! Awesome job, everyone, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Blackheart to deal with, and that bastard from Hell should be arriving...right now!

?: You fools are going to pay for what you did to me and for ruining my plans to turn this world into my new kingdom!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and our energy auras flared up as we gained a massive power boost.

Me: I always knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out of the darkness now, Blackheart.

A figure came out of the darkness, and it was none other than our old enemy, Blackheart.

Blackheart: No words can even describe how much I hate every last one of you, you have ruined all of my plans to finally rule this pathetic world and you've killed me twice! I HATE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH!

Our energy auras flared up and we gained a massive power boost from Blackheart's hatred.

Leona Bānāasurīto: (Japanese Accent) That was your fault, not ours, and now, we're going to see to it you never come back.

Suddenly, Leona Bānāasurīto's pink eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a neon red hot energy aura with neon red hot flames, darkness, chaos energy, and dragons, she unholstered her massive Hot Red Dragon Archfiend King Calamity-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Blackheart, she left neon red hot energy, neon red hot flames, darkness, chaos energy, and dragons with every step.

Leona Bānāasurīto: (Japanese Accent) I've had it up to hear with you for the last time, Blackheart, you and your minions have instigated nothing but chaos and destruction both on Earth and in Hell, and all for your sick powerhungry desires to take over the world. Well, that ends here and now, I hope you've enjoyed your last day alive!

Suddenly, Leona Bānāasurīto was surrounded by a massive vortex of neon red hot energy with neon red hot flames, darkness, and chaos energy surrounding the vortex, there's an army of dragons and Hot Red Dragon Archfiend King Calamity flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Blackheart: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Leona Bānāasurīto emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Leona Bānāasurīto grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has neon red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing orange hair, she has neon pink eyes and a neon red hot energy aura with neon red hot flames, darkness, chaos energy, and dragons surrounding her, she has Hot Red Dragon Archfiend King Calamity emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on dragon earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Darkness, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Hot Red Dragon Archfiend King Calamity with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Darkness, and Eternity Kanjis in his hands on the bottom of her red dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Leona Bānāasurīto has on a sleeveless closed purple blouse, sleeveless purple top, long ankle-length purple skirt with black designs, purple pants, purple sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with neon red hot flames, darkness, chaos energy, and dragons on the coattails, and on the back is Hot Red Dragon Archfiend King Calamity and he's surrounded by fire and darkness. Suddenly, Leona Bānāasurīto felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings grew much bigger for her new body, and the orange feathers now have purple tips, she now has eleven massive and long orange wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Leona Bānāasurīto's massive Hot Red Dragon Archfiend King Calamity-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of neon red hot energy, neon red hot flames, darkness, chaos energy, and dragons, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Hot Red Dragon Archfiend King Calamity's Red Hot Inferno Darkness Calamitous Greatsword of Red Hot Infernal Darkness Archfiend Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded neon red gems and Hot Red Dragon Archfiend King Calamity etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged neon red blade, large black dragon heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large black dragon heads with red gems for eyes and a large neon red gem below the fiend heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with neon red gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Hot Red Dragon Archfiend King Calamity's head with red gems for eyes and a large purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, Guardian Elma's dagger, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a neon red kanji below Hot Red Dragon Archfiend King Calamity that said, "Leona Bānāasurīto, Gene-Slammer of Hot Red Dragon Archfiend King Calamity, Powerful Master of Kung Fu and Tae Kwan Do, Powerful and Talented Athlete, Amazing Sportswoman and Good Sport, Powerful Master of Fire and Darkness, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lynn and The Bullies, Despiser of Dark Chandler, Archenemy of Lion Inves, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Infernal Fire, Darkness, Calamities, Chaos, and Dragons"

レオナ・バーナースリート、ホット・レッド・ドラゴンの大悪魔キング・カラミティのジーン・スラマー、カンフーとテコンドーのパワフルなマスター、パワフルで才能のあるアスリート、素晴らしいスポーツウーマンでスポーツ万能、火と闇の強力なマスター、愛情深い守護天使、そしてリンカーンの未来の妻ラウド、ダーク リンといじめっ子のスマッシャー、ダーク チャンドラーの軽蔑者、ライオン インベスの大敵、悪の殺し屋、混乱した殺人的、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして地獄の火の達人、闇、災難、混沌、そして龍

Leona Bānāasurīto has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-ARCHFIEND-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA RED HOT INFERNAL DARKNESS CALAMITOUS DRAGON ARCHFIEND ANGEL OF DIVINE RED HOT INFERNAL DARKNESS DRAGON CALAMITY JUSTICE AND DIVINE RED HOT INFERNO DARKNESS DRAGON CALAMITOUS LOVE!

We were amazed by Leona Bānāasurīto's Super Angel-Dragon-Archfiend-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Blackheart saw it, he was about to use his Sulfur Touch to kill her and right in front of Lincoln, but Leona Bānāasurīto fired a powerful neon red hot energy blast with neon red hot flames, darkness, chaos energy, and dragons, and it hit Blackheart and forced him out of the restaurant and we followed, Blackheart got up, but he was now beyond pissed off with us.

Nico: Whoa, Leona's transformed, now things are really going to get hot!

Lincoln: You got that right, and Leona, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Leona Bānāasurīto: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Red Hot Infernal Dark Dragon Archfiend and Divine Red Hot Infernal Darkness Dragon Love) (Japanese Accent) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to this monster once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Leona.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Leona Bānāasurīto.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've had this coming for a very long time, and for what you just tried to do to Leona, you've just made your death even more slow and painful, you heartless bastard!

Leona Bānāasurīto and Lincoln went after Blackheart, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, neon red energy, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Blackheart and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him, along with scratches from Lincoln's claws, and they were angering him even more.

Then, Leona Bānāasurīto and Lincoln fired neon red hot red energy blasts at Blackheart, and he was being burned badly as they hit him.

Nico: Whoa!

Me: That's also the added effect of eating 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Tears of Zephos, awesome!

Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Leona Bānāasurīto, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Hot Red Dragon Archfiend King Calamity's Dark Inferno Dragon King Calamity Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's dark red with red flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and Hot Red Dragon Archfiend King Calamity surrounded by flames etched on the sides, and a red gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Leona Bānāasurīto fired blasts of rainbow energy, neon red and black energy, and elemental forces at Blackheart and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was destroyed and his evil spirit was sent to The Black Gates. We cheered as Leona Bānāasurīto and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Leona Bānāasurīto's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive orange wolf tails, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.

Leona Bānāasurīto: (Japanese Accent) May you never return to plague humanity again, you bastard. Thanks for helping me destroy Blackheart, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Leona.

Suddenly, Leona Bānāasurīto wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomachs pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Leona Bānāasurīto's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Hot Red Dragon Archfiend King Calamity flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and darkness and red hot flames raged around them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Leona Bānāasurīto absorbed the flames and they came back to us as the display and Hot Red Dragon Archfiend King Calamity vanished.

Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call a red-hot infernal battle against Blackheart, awesome job, guys.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico.

Ronnie Anne: Plus, what those peppers did, Blackheart sure got burned badly.

Me: Big time, and he paid for his crimes in full. But, this means Gressil, Wallow, and Abigor will find out about Blackheart's death, and they'll do anything to get revenge.

Lincoln: But, we'll be ready for those bastards, and they'll suffer the same fate as Blackheart.

Girl Jordan: That's right, and you know who we're meeting tomorrow on your rescue, right, Linky?

Lincoln: Oh yeah, the last of the Ghostrick Gene-Slammers, Miyuki Shirayuki, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Yuki-Onna for Day 6 of The Skylands Treasure Hunt.

Copperhead: Another day of humiliations ended.

Brass Knuckles: It's probably the last one of the year.

Titanium Toenail: I think you're right.

Gentleman Ghost: But more will come next year.

Control Freak: They sure will.

Me: Yeah but we'll always have some good fun.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: But great job today everyone.

Qin: (To the viewers) This was so awesome and fun and I hope you all loved this fun time with us before Christmas.

Me: I know we did.

Nico: Yep.

We went back to the estate and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome and extremely HILARIOUSLY FUNNY Chapter done.

This was REALLY FUNNY!

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Pohatu and his team with Pohatu, Wendy Marvell, Eclair, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna and Starlight Glimmer. And Avalanche's team consisting of Avalanche, Lexaeus, Aligned Chop Shop, Clampdown, Flying Fish (Hero 108) and Armadeevil and we're going on an awesome treasure hunt and we're going to find an awesome treasure in the jungles of Borneo. Also we're going to battle an evil version of Jonny 2X4 and WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THAT STUPID MELON HEAD FREAK PAY AND LANA IS GOING TO MAKE THAT BIGHEADDED BUBBLEHEADED BABOON PAY BIG TIME AND SHE IS GOING TO EXPLODE INTO HER MOST POWERFUL AND ULTIMATE FORM EVER AND HE IS GOING TO CALL LANA SOME EXTREMELY HORRIBLE NAMES AND GET HER SO MAD THAT IT'S UNBELIEVABLE! Also we're going to battle Another Vulpecula Undead Zodiarts and Another Avalanche and we're going to meet a Golem Gene-slammer and her name is Mina Stazni and she is from the Czech Republic and knows all about the legend of the Golem and also knows all about the history of the Czech Republic inside and out. Also she is Nico's friend from history class and hates Lila Rossi with a vengeance. The match-up scene is for Mina Hurricanecloud, Gene-Slammer of Eye of The Typhoon, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Gressil For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to The Skylands, specifically the Sensei Life Realm, and Fluttershy is going to get a powerful treasure here: a powerful greatsword known as The Nature Plant Jungle Kindness Alicorn Greatsword of The Life Skylanders, but we also got bad news: our old enemy, Vampire Overlord Eli Damaskinos, has returned and he wants revenge on me and Lincoln for destroying The House of Damaskinos. And we're also going to meet the last of the Ghostrick Gene-Slammers, Miyuki Shirayuki, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Yuki-Onna, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and his classmate in Art. She's a Yuki-Onna and she was born with the powers of darkness and snow and she also knew of Lincoln being a vampire-werewolf hybrid, just like the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers. She's a very talented ice-skater and she's trained a lot in this sport, and combined with her powers of snow, she knows how to put on a winter wonderland show. She's also defended Lincoln from the bullies at school and outside and Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan at home. She's also the master of a dark power known as Yuki-Onna's Winter Storm Fury, when she uses this dark power, she'll summon a powerful snowstorm to kill the guilty persons destined to die as they freeze to death. This one time, Lincoln made a beautiful necklace with a snow woman pendant, and she loved it so much, she hugged Lincoln and kissed him and he returned it. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club and she'll become a future member of The Goths of Darkness, and she hates Ophelia Shroud with a burning passion and she wants nothing more than to end her, along with a Infinitrack Fortress Megaclops Gene-Slammer named Lila Mechmaker, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Greece and classmate in Cooking, but she's also an incredible builder as well she and lincoln would build and improve construction vehicles making them better faster and stronger. They even made a stronger version of concrete which, in addition to drying up instantly, it makes even foundations of buildings much more durable. She even made Lincoln a bracelet based on his favorite construction vehicle. To show thanks, Lincoln kissed Lila on the lips. She's also the cousin of Domon Kasshu and she hates Billy McLean with a burning passion. Get ready for an awesome battle with Fire VS Ice as we help Santa Claus battle his most evil adversary ever and it's going to be JACK FROST! We're going to make that monster personification of winter pay for his crimes.

See you next time.