Get ready for a Burger Planet World Adventure.
At Twilight's Castle for her awesome and great baby shower was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Stacy Bolten, Aria Blaze, Rundas, Ghor, Gandrayda and Alpha 5 along with Ranamon, Mz. Ruby, Puffer, Sharkyonara, Steam Demon, Rip Van Fish and Kaos. All of us were there and it was an awesome celebration. Pickle & Barley Barrel are looking out for Twilight because she was in a hover chair and her barrel was huge. The doctor said she was gonna have 7 baby girls and THAT IS A LOT of babies. I was dressed up in really nice clothes. ALL the Mane 10 were dressed up in nice clothes.
Nico: Boy everyone and everypony is here.
Minuette: We sure are Nico and Twilight we are so happy and excited for you.
Twinkleshine: We sure are and we are so happy that you are going to have more kids.
Thunder Sparkle: We all are girls. I'm so happy for my mom.
Lincoln: We all are.
Nico: You bet we are.
Rainbow Dash: Boy this is so awesome.
Sunset Shimmer: I haven't seen this many people here since my baby shower at Canterlot High School.
Lola: Boy that was just as cool and fun.
Mallow: Yeah it sure was.
Kaos: It sure was a great and awesome shower for everyone.
Me: You said it Kaos.
Camie: Yeah.
Stacy: But this is a radical party guys.
Nico: Stacy, I want to thank you, Ranamon, and your teams for coming.
Stacy: It was no problem Nico. I think it's so awesome to be here.
Ranamon: All of us are happy to be with y'all.
Lincoln: It's so awesome too.
Me: How are you feeling Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Really heavy. Boy this is gonna be so awesome though.
Me: After everything you have accomplished Twilight you more than deserve to have an awesome family.
Aria Blaze: I really agree there too.
Twilight Sparkle: Well I have all of you guys to thank for it all.
Xenia: It was our pleasure Twilight.
Sunny Starscout: That's why you will be my hero Twilight because of everything you did for not just everyone in Equestria but all over the world with your teachings of friendship.
Twilight Sparkle: I'm truly honored Sunny.
Lola: That is a fact.
Aria Blaze: I agree there.
Nico: Aria, now, we know it was Opaline who was the cause of you and your sisters turning evil.
Aria Blaze: I know. That is just really shocking.
Me: Who would have thought that over the course of the millennia that Opaline can cause so much damage in her insatiable lust for power?
Misty Brightdawn: Yeah no kidding. I don't know what I was thinking working for her.
Xenia: No kidding.
Zuria: But we are glad she is gone.
Me: And we have Universe 666's version with us now.
Universe 666 Opaline: That is true J.D. I can't believe that the prime universe version of me was that evil.
Adagio Dazzle: I know.
Nico: But you 3 became good even before we found out the truth.
Me: You sure did. And I found out because of a dream I had.
Princess Luna: The dreams you all have had since we joined you all have been amazingly powerful and helpful to everyone.
Me: Boy they sure have. During many of our most amazing adventures. Especially during the 20 Days of Darkness.
Qin: Yeah and they have brought so many people and ponies all back together.
Xenia: That is so awesome.
Twilight Sparkle: I think it's great.
Mallow: Me too.
Sonata Dusk: I agree there too. And now the L-Ementals have the Universe 666 versions of some of the Doomsday 23 as their archenemies.
Me: That's is so awesome.
Aria: I agree there too.
Camie: Yep.
Kaos: But still those were great adventures back then.
Glumshanks: I agree there too Lord Kaos.
Lola: I do too. It's amazing.
Me: Also these missions we had this month in helping Santa have been awesome.
Lola: They sure were.
Zuria: I'll say.
Natalia Falchion: I think it's so awesome that you would helping him out.
Nico: I hope that's the last of the bad guys threatening Christmas.
Eli: Don't worry Nico, I did a scan and it shows that it's all smooth sailing from here on out.
Nico: Good. Christmas is now safe.
Me: Yep. Boy that is 8 times we saved Santa.
Natalia Falchion: That is so awesome and cool.
Nico: That Dark Jack Frost is not like the one we know and love.
Me: No he wasn't. But at least we gave that monster the Black Gates.
Qin: Yeah we sure did.
Misty Tredwell: Thank goodness.
Varie: Yeah no kidding.
Maria: And we melted his handiwork.
Me: We sure did. And that satellite we have is amazing.
Qin: It sure is.
Nico: Yep.
Applejack: But it was great battling him. And we learned a really crazy truth from Lindsey.
Lindsey: And I'm sorry I kept it from you all.
Me: It's all right Lindsey. You were just scared. At least Ushari was able to see what was on your mind.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: But either way, Heather got what she deserved. That snake in the grass deserved the black gates for everything she did.
Lola: Yeah no kidding.
Camie: Yeah.
Lindsey: You got that right. She was a lying, backstabbing, twotiming…
I covered her mouth.
Me: Lindsey not here it's Twilight's baby shower.
Lindsey: (Muffled) Oh sorry.
May: You already said that the first time around anyway.
Lindsey: I know.
Me: But you really told her off back then.
Qin: Yep. Once is enough.
Lindsey: Okay.
Twilight Sparkle: But I'm glad that Christmas is safe now.
Me: So is everyone all over the world. Boy this December has been MASSIVELY eventful.
Misty Tredwell: It sure has.
Ranamon: It sure has y'all.
Nico: Yep.
Me: But also Nico the biggest achievement yesterday during the ambassador missions was the Cutie Mark Crusaders and all of us bringing an end to the Capprianno Family for good.
Qin: Yep. They did a great job.
Scootaloo: Thanks Qin. It was so awesome.
Me: You girls did great yesterday. And you helped me and the team complete a task that has eluded me for over a decade.
Apple Bloom: Aw shucks. It was nothing.
Sweetie Belle: We all did a great job too.
Eli: Yep we sure did.
Inspector Fox: (Spanish Accent) You sure did. And the world is now a much safer place without the Capprianno Family running around.
Me: Yep.
Sly Cooper: That's for sure.
Nico: I just hope we meet Frosty the Snowman on Christmas.
Qin: That would be so awesome. I love Frosty the Snowman.
Rarity: Oh he is so great darlings.
Me: An awesome timeless classic for Christmas.
Nico: Twilight, you stay here when we fight the next Another MOE member.
Twilight Sparkle: Okay.
Me: First we have to face the next and last member of our resident mischief making 5th dimensional imp friend.
Twilight Sparkle: Yep.
Lola: Wow, but still this is awesome that we get to have Twilight's Baby Shower now, but we're so not done yet: that mischief-maker's probably got the last of the dark versions of The Eds' friends out there.
Lincoln: And I think I know who it is.
Suddenly, the Eds were grabbed by someone and they were getting the crap beaten out of them, and Lincoln grabbed the figure and pulled him off the Eds and threw her into a wall, and Lincoln gave the Eds three potions he made, and they were cured.
Eddy: Thanks, Lincoln, but who the hell was that?!
?: You three are going to pay for all the trouble you've caused us!
Me: Right on cue. Showtime everyone and everypony!
Eddy: Oh no, not her!
We then saw our target, Dark Nazz, and man, she was really out for the Eds' blood.
Lola: (Gasps) Dark Nazz, the last Dark Side of the Eds' friends and the last of Mr. Mxyztplik's tricks, it looks like we'll have to really mess you up.
Dark Nazz: YOU WILL PAY FOR GETTING IN MY WAY, YOU UGLY, TACKY, LITTLE BRAT, YOU WILL DIE ALONG WITH THE EDS, AND ONCE YOU'RE DEAD, YOUR BOYFRIEND'S ALSO NEXT FOR GETTING IN MY WAY!
WE GASPED!
Me: Uh oh!
This really pissed Lola off, and we saw her face and body turn red, and steam blew out of her ears as she growled really angrily! Then, she roared as her hair turned into living flame!
WHOOSH! OH BOY! SHE IS IN FOR IT NOW!
Lincoln: You heartless she-devil, no one threatens my little sister and her boyfriend and gets away with it!
Lola: You...are...so...DEAD!
Lana: Oh no, now she's really done it! You know what happens when you make Lola really mad?!
Zuria: What happens?
Me: Lola has been known for having a really volatile and fiery personality. Anyone that displeases her will pay the price. I've known Lola for over 6 and a half years and she had that vicious of a temper. She popped Lynn's Soccer ball when Lynn ate the last pudding, destroyed Laney's art supplies, Destroyed Lori's phone, and MANY other things. It's not pretty. And all this was BEFORE her dark side was removed.
Zuria: JEEZ!
Qin: Yeah no kidding!
Lincoln: It's what my guardian angels have been defending me from.
Lana: Yeah.
Suddenly, something within Lola's mind snapped when memories of what that heartless Dark Nazz had done to the Eds and what she just did in threatening her and Winston with death rushed through her mind, and her blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, and phoenixes, she unholstered her massive Gabja's Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix Greatsword of Divine Inferno Justice and Fiery Love from her back, and as she approached Dark Nazz, she left rainbow energy, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, and phoenixes with every step.
I put a force field around the room to protect the castle.
Lola: I've had it up to hear with you, you heartless, out-of-control monster, what you've done to the Eds for no apparent reason, that's just quite petty if you ask me. (SUDDNELY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) But, what you just did in calling me those horrible words and threatening me and my Winston with death for stopping you from hurting the Eds..., YOU'VE JUST CROSSED ONE LINE TOO MANY, YOU HEARTLESS, EVIL, MISERABLE CLOD, AND FOR THAT, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN THE MOST GRUESOME WAY POSSIBLE! YOU MESS WITH MY FAMILY AND THE EDS, AND YOU WILL PAY BIG TIME!
We gasped at the sheer extent of Lola's fury: Dark Nazz went way too far, and now, she's going to pay.
Lincoln: Oh man, now it's Dark Nazz's turn to suffer the consequences for what she just did in beating up the Eds for no reason, and what she just did in threatening Lola and Winston with death, along with calling her those names, now she's really going to get it. STAND YOUR GROUND, GANG, SHE'S GOING TO EXPLODE!
We stood our ground, but Dark Nazz fell into a homicidal rage and ran at Lola to kill her, but Lola screamed like a madwoman, and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
There was an incredibly massive fiery explosion of fire and energy and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with orange flames and rainbow flames surrounding the vortex, and the force of the vortex blew Dark Nazz away and she hit a wall, there are dragons and phoenixes flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Dark Nazz: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Lola emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Lola remained tall at 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and the weighted pink bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs were now covered with gold metal bands, and she still has the eight large pink orbs orbiting around her legs, she has pink highlights in the bangs of her now long flowing blonde hair reaching the bottom of her neck and she still has on her tiara, she has neon blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a rainbow phoenix and rainbow dragon holding the Fire Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead and a Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on phoenix earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with pink gems on the gold flame links and pink crystal links and a pink phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with pink gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless pink shirt with orange phoenix on it, along with her sash, pink pants with rainbow flames on the legs of the pants, white knee-high combat boots with phoenixes on them for the buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with orange flames and rainbow flames on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and dragon with flames and rainbow flames surrounding it. Suddenly, Lola felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive blond angel wings with pink tips on the large blond feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Orange Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on pink fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Lola's massive Gabja's Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix Greatsword of Divine Inferno Justice and Fiery Love and all the swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Gabja's Rage Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix Greatsword of Divine Inferno Justice and Fiery Love, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded pink gems and the Goddess of Fire, Gabja, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large pink dragon heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large phoenix heads with pink gems for eyes and a large pink gem on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large pink gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip and she now has nine large pink orbs orbiting around her legs. There's a pink kanji below the dragon and phoenix that said, "Lola Loud, Fourth Youngest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings and Loving Twin Sister of Lana Loud, Loving Youngest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Winston, Sassy Fiery Pageant Queen of Gotham Royal York, Destroyer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Descendant of 17th Century Lola of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Garfield Lynns Also Known as Firefly, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Ice Sword: Yukianesa, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Gabja, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Flames and Phoenixes"
ローラ ラウド、ラウド ファミリーの 4 番目の末っ子、彼女の多くの兄弟姉妹の愛情深い姉妹、ラナ ラウドの愛情深い双子の姉妹、リタとリン シニアの愛情深い末娘、ウィンストンの愛情深いガールフレンド、ゴッサム ロイヤル ヨークの生意気な激しいページェントの女王、邪悪で、混乱し、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、スコットランドのロッホ ラウドの 17 世紀のローラの子孫、ガーフィールド リンの宿敵、ファイアフライとしても知られる、モラグ マクラフリンとアイス ソードの破壊者:ユキアネサ、チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームの創設者、ガブジャの使者兼チャンピオン、ラウド ハウスとラウド ファミリーの守護者、炎とフェニックスの達人
Lola's transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX-DRAGON CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA PAGEANT QUEEN INFERNO STORM DRACONIC PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE FIERY DRACONIC PHOENIX JUSTICE AND DIVINE DRACONIC PHOENIX FIRESTORM INFERNO LOVE!
We were amazed by Lola's Super Angel-Phoenix-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, but when Dark Nazz saw it, she went mad and tried to kill her, but Lola fired a powerful rainbow energy blast with rainbow flames, orange flames, dragons, and phoenixes, and it hits Dark Nazz and sent her flying out of the mall and into a nearby tree and we followed, she got back up, but now, she was pissed off now.
Lola: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Draconic Phoenix Firestorm Pageant Angel and Divine Draconic Phoenix Firestorm Love) I hope you like getting ripped to shreds, you clod!
Lola went after Dark Nazz, and she fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, rainbow flames, orange flames, dragons, and phoenixes at her, and they exploded as they hit her, and she attacked her with her massive new greatsword and left nasty scars on her. Then, she also mangled Dark Nazz up badly and she also fired a blast of fire at Dark Nazz's head and she burned her hair off.
Nico: Now she's bald!
SpongeBob: (SCREAMS) BALD BALD BALD BALD!
Fish: BALD BALD BALD BLAD!
Fred: MY EYES!
Their eyes burned from the intense brightness of her scalp!
Me: SHOWTIME!
Lily: Boy I haven't seen anyone freak out over baldness like that since the time Plankton stole King Neptune's crown and he was bald as a cucumber.
Qin: Whoa.
Maria: Let's end this now before more eyes get burned!
Lola REALLY Mangled her up!
Lincoln: Whoa, Lola's really mangling Dark Nazz up!
Nico: YEAH! GET HER!
Lincoln charged at Dark Nazz, and he really laid a brutal beatdown on that little monster. Then, he picked her up by the collar of her shirt, and he threw her hard where she crashed back-first into a wall and was really dazed. Then, Lola and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts with the Judgement Kanji, and they hit Dark Nazz and she was sent to The Black Gates. We cheered as Lola holstered her massive brand-new greatsword on her back and powered down, and Lola's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, and massive blonde angel wings are permanent.
Suddenly, Lola ran up to her brother, and she hugged him, and Lincoln held onto his sister.
Lincoln: (Soothing Voice) Shh, shh, it's okay, Lola, it's okay.
Winston: Is Lola...?
Girl Jordan: She's going to be okay.
Me: Yeah.
?: You always have to ruin my fun, don't you?!
We then saw Mr. Mxyztlplk appear.
Me: There's our resident 5th Dimensional Mischief Making imp.
Nico: Mr. Mxyztlplk himself.
Qin: So he is Mr. Mxyztlplk.
Me: Yep. Don't let his size deceive you. He is really crazy and funny.
Cosmo: Just like the April Fool. He is the funniest guy in the universe.
Anna Anyanova: It's over, Mr. Mxyztlplk, we've gotten rid of the dark versions of Sarah, Rolf, Nazz, Kevin, Jonny 2x4, and Nazz, and your holiday mischief is done!
Sabrina Lorelai: And so are you!
Just then, the rest of Lincoln's Guardian Angels appeared, and they were extremely pissed off big time.
Me: Now time for Lincoln's guardian angels to give him a taste of his own medicine.
Eman Reynolds: And don't think we forgot what you did to Linky with that Telephone of Doom and that stupid boomerang prank, you twisted little imp!
Mr. Mxyztlplk: Oh, come on, can't you take a joke?!
Anna Anyanova: WHY, YOU LITTLE IMP!
Anna Anyanova pulled a Homer Simpson and began choking him!
Anna Anyanova: I'LL TEACH YOU TO PULL PRANKS AND MAKE OUR MAN SUFFER! (GRUNTING)
Lily: Yikes, looks like none of Lincoln's Guardian Angels have forgotten what that imp did to him.
We laughed at that.
Homer: (LAUGHS) Better him than me.
Then, Winter Icyin coldly approached the imp.
Winter Icyin: (British Accent) I'm only going to say this once: if you ever ever try any sort of prank aimed at making Lincoln suffer, I will freeze your soul solid and send you straight to the coldest depths of the Ninth Circle of Hell, from where the demons will feast on your flesh!
WE GASPED!
That made Mr. Mxyztlplik freak out with cartoon wild takes, and we had literal chills running down our spines: we had no idea of how dark and icy Winter Icyin can truly get when Lincoln's safety and life are threatened.
Mr. Mxyztlplk: Yikes!
Lincoln: Winter, it's okay, it's okay.
Me: GULP!
Nico: I think that's enough.
Winter Icyin: (Clears throat) Sorry.
But then a force was lifting up Camie!
Camie: What the!? Get me down from here!?
Me: What the!?
Eli: Camie you're not doing this are you?
Camie: No I'm not even doing anything.
I flew and grabbed her hand and then the force stopped and then…
Me: Uh oh.
We fell and CRASHED RIGHT ON TOP OF NICO!
CRASH!
Nico: Ow!
Me: Sorry Nico.
Qin: Boy what was that?
Me: Some kind of gravity flux.
Qin: Weird.
Camie: Ouch. Good thing Nico broke our falls.
Nico: Guys as much as I love having you guys make love on me but GET OFF OF ME!
Me: Oops sorry.
We got up.
Nico: Who's the wiseass?!
Then a figure came out and it was a black version of a Galilean! It was ANOTHER GRAVATTACK!
Me: Whoa Another Gravattack!
Eli: No wonder.
Qin: Geez that was intense power from that.
Me: No kidding.
Natalia Falchion: Yeah.
May: And you are?
Another Gravattack: (In a girls voice) I believe J.D. knows me based on the fun polynomials study of the neutrons mass.
My head then was sparking and I had smoke coming out of my ears and I had red crash screens on my eyes and I was drooling.
Eli: Uh oh.
Eli kicked me on my butt.
Me: (BLUBBERS) Wow! I knew it had to be you. But it's awesome to see you again Celine. Everyone meet Celine Keplar. She is the descendant of the great Johannes Kepler and is a physics student that is specializing in gravity.
Camie: That is cool!
Xenia: It sure is.
Another Gravattack: Yeah it sure is. Sorry I dropped in like this.
Me: No worries.
Nicole: Also your ancestor was one of the greatest astrophysicists of all and he was known for discovering that Earth and the planets all orbit around the sun.
Another Gravattack: That's right.
Albedo turned into Negative Gravattack.
Negative Gravattack: Did Swartz promise you anything?
Another Gravattack: Just to be as great as my ancestor and like many great astrophysicists.
Nico: That can easily be done.
Lisa Loud: Indeed and I can gladly help you with that.
Xenia: Yeah.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Nico: (gets out Avalanche's Ridewatch) Let's Rock N Roll!
He activated it and fired Rock blasts and smashed her down.
Lola: Take this!
She fired waves of fire and smashed her down.
Nico: YEAH!
Me: I got this.
I fired a wave of energy and smashed down Another Gravattack and she was back to normal and I caught the ridewatch and purified it. I went over to Celine and she was a girl with braided brown hair and she had a green shirt and red pants and a white lab coat.
I picked her up and brought her over.
Maria: One down.
Me: Yeah.
But then laughter was heard and it was coming from nowhere? What the?
Laney: Okay who is laughing?
Me: Sounds like it's coming from everywhere.
Nico: Where is she?
But then….
AN INVISIBLE FORCE PULLED DOWN NICO'S PANTS!
Nico: What the!?
He saw that he was in his underwear!
Nico: HEY!
Me: DON'T YOU DARE laugh at him!
Nico: (pulls up his pants) What is today? Make Fun of Nico Day?
Me: No. But we have some very mischievous ones.
Nico: BUT WHO IS THE WISEASS!?
Then a figure came out and it was ANOTHER CHAMELEON UNDEAD ZODIARTS! It looked like a mixture of the Chameleon Warrior, Chameleon Nezire, Chameleon Undead and Chameliacon!
Me: Whoa Another Chameleon Undead Zodiarts!
Qin: I didn't even see this one!
Xenia: Yeah!
Camie: Boy that was a sneaky one.
Maria: Who are you?
Then she reverted back and it was a sailor soldier with green hair and purple clothes.
Me: (GASP) Camille Chameleous A.K.A. Sailor Corellia!
Nico: Corellia's Sailor Soldier! Wow!
Lola: Awesome!
Sailor Corellia: It's good to see you again J.D.
Me: You too. Always as mischievous as ever. Also that was REALLY sneaky and clever.
Luan: Boy you sure beat the Pants off Nico. (LAUGHS) Get it?
We laughed at her joke.
Me: (LAUGHS) That was a good one.
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Good one!
Sailor Corellia: Thanks guys.
Nico: You know her?
Me: I sure do. Camille was born on Corellia and she is also the Sailor Soldier for it. She was beamed here to Earth for protection and she is also one of the funniest girls I know and she literally has this power to beat the pants off of anyone. All she has to do is rip their belts off.
Edward: That's like how I did it in Camp Kidney.
Me: Yep. Also she is great with other pranks too.
Qin: That is crazy funny.
Sailor Corellia: I agree too. Sorry about that Nico.
Nico: That was funny though.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: But who gets to face her?
Davis: I will. My mark for Chameleon is glowing.
Me: Go for it Davis. But also is there anymore opponents with you?
Sailor Corellia: Yeah there sure are. Another version of Kamen Rider Falchion and Another version of her.
She pointed to Ranamon.
Ranamon: Another version of me!? That will be interesting to see.
Olivia Houou: And Another Falchion!?
Me: That is unusual! But in Swartz's notes I did read that he had made Another Riders for all the other riders. Not just the Secondary Riders but also the ALL the riders.
May: Hostile or friendly?
Sailor Corellia: Both are friendly.
Me: Good.
Nico: Pull my pants down will you!?
Davis: I got this!
Sailor Corellia: Lets dance.
She went Another Undead Zodiarts and Davis fired waves of lightning and it hit her and she exploded! She was back to normal and I caught the rouse card and the zodiarts switch and purified them. The Rouse Card had pictures of the stars and symbol of Chamaeleon the Chameleon in the Southern Hemisphere and a Chameleon on it.
Me: Cool.
The Zodiarts Switch glowed and turned into armbands for those marked with Chamaeleon the Chameleon.
Nico: Awesome.
I went and picked Sailor Corellia up.
I brought her over.
May: Two to go.
Me: Yep.
Then a massive vortex of fire exploded out from the floor!
Qin: WHOA!
Me: That is hot!
Out came a figure and it was a scary version of Kamen Rider Falchion! It was ANOTHER FALCHION!
We gasped!
Olivia Houou: WHOA Another Falchion!
Me: Wow! This is the scariest version of Falchion I've ever seen!
May: Boy no kidding!
Nico: Yeah.
Eli: But that sword it has is really scary!
Natalia Falchion: (GROWLS IN RAGE) Swartz REALLY Pisses me off!
Me: He pissed EVERYONE off. MOSTLY Me!
Nico: What about the Another Ranamon?
Another Falchion: (In a girls voice) That's next after me.
Me: (GASP) That voice!
She reverted back and it was a girl that had black hair, an orange summer shirt and an orange skirt and no shoes and she had wings made entirely out of pure fire and she had a dark scary version of the Falchion Sword.
Me: (GASP) Alani Kilauea!
Nico: Whoa!
Alani Kilauea: Good to see you again J.D.
Me: Same to you.
Nico: You know her?
Me: Alani is one of my friends from Hawaii. She is a hula dancer that I met in a luau and she knows how to really dance beautifully. She also has amazing fire powers and she is said to have been given the power of the volcanoes themselves. It's how she got the designation called Mōʻī o ke akua lua pele ʻo Pele.
Kanaloa: (Hawaiian Accent) That means the Monarch of The Volcano Goddess, Pele.
Nico: Whoa that is amazing.
Alani Kilauea: That sure is.
Sam S.L.: It sure is and I was chosen by Pele as her champion.
Luna: It's true dudes.
Maria: Did Swartz promise you anything?
Alani Kilauea: Just to live in my own Hawaiian Paradise away from home.
Me: We can easily do that. At the estate we can do that.
Alani Kilauea: That is true. And I would like that.
Me: Cool.
Natalia Falchion: Sorry we have to fight you like this though.
Me: Boy I can't remember when we fought the last Another Rider.
Nico: Me neither.
Alani Kilauea: Come at me guys.
Me: (Pulls out Eternal Phoenix Wonder Ride Book) With pleasure.
She turned into Another Falchion!
Maria fired water blasts at her.
She drenched her
Me: (Reads a verse) "With a fiery flap of its eternal immortal flame wings, the Immortal Phoenix fired waves of fire that rained down fireballs of intense flames and they hit the evil foe all over with an incredible blazing shower of renewing flames."
Natalia Falchion rained down fireballs and blasted down Another Falchion and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
She was down and I caught the ridewatch and it was an orange Falchion Ridewatch with fire wings on the sides. I purified it.
I went over to Alani and she still had her sword and I purified it and I picked her up and the sword too.
Alani Kilauea: (GROAN) What a headache.
Me: But you're back to normal.
I brought her over.
Me: One left.
Nico: Yep.
Nico: I hope the Another Ranamon is next.
But then…
KRASPLASH!
Nico got drenched in a huge wave of water and knocked down and then out of the water came a dark version of Ranamon! It was ANOTHER RANAMON!
Qin: WHOA! That is a splashing entrance!
Nico: (SPITS) Okay you wiseass! YOU ASKED FOR THIS!
Maria: And you are?
Another Ranamon: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that y'all. I wanted to make that funny.
Me: I had a feeling it was you Sally Mae Hutchinson.
Another Ranamon: Well it's great to see y'all again J.D.
Ranamon: Boy she sounds so much like me.
Me: Well she is a girl I know from Alabama.
Nico: How do you know her?
Me: Sally Mae is from the Louisiana Bayou and she comes from a swamp clan family, the Hutchinson Clan. She and her family have been going at a massively dangerous and brutal Hatfields & McCoys caliber feud with the Scroggins family for defending the Beauregard family.
Shaggy: Like wow! They are defending my family? That is amazing.
Another Ranamon: It sure is Shaggy and it's great that I get to defend y'all.
Me: I'll say.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Another Ranamon: Just for my family to stop fighting with the Scroggins.
Me: That's easier said than done. Ever since the American Civil War ended both the Beauregard and Scroggins Families have been out for blood ever since in a brutal and terrible feud. Its been going on for over 150 years.
Nico: Yeah.
Qin: There's no stopping it.
Xenia: Yeah.
Another Ranamon: It's never easy with them.
Me: No it isn't. And my ancestral uncle was good friends with Colonel Beauregard back in those times. Sorry we have to fight like this.
Another Ranamon: Come at me and don't hold back y'all.
Me: With pleasure.
Stacy Bolton: Time to strike with lightning!
THUNDERCLAP!
Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!
They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!
Kari Kamiya: I will start us off. (ACTIVATES ARBORMON'S RIDEWATCH)
(DREAMS TO DREAM BY SARAH LASKO PLAYS)
Kari Kamiya: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEAVES AND FRUIT SWIRLED AROUND HER)
I lose my way, no one cares
The words I say, no one hears
My life it seems is a world of dreams
Deep in the night, you'll find me
Dream and you're right behind me
Stay, if you will stay
We'll dream the night away
Dreams to dream in the dark of the night
When the world goes wrong
I can still make it right
I can see so far in my dreams
I'll follow my dreams until they come true
There is a star waiting to guide us
Shining inside us when we close our eyes
Come with me, you will see what I mean
There's a world inside no one else ever sees
You will go so far in my dreams
Somewhere in my dreams
Your dreams will come true
Dont let go, if you stay close to me
In my dreams tonight, you will see what I see
Dreams to dream, as near as can be
Inside you and me that always come true
Inside you and me that always come true
She floated and spread wings of leaves and light and she fired waves of fruit and energy and smashed her down.
Me: Nice one Kari!
Qin: That was beautiful!
Nico (gets out Ranamon's Ridewatch): Time for a water fight!
Stacy Bolton: Lets make this a Triple Date! (Gets out Ranamon's Ridewatch)
Ranamon: (Activates Another Faiz's Ridewatch) This is gonna be fun y'all.
They activated their ridewatches and Nico, Stacy and Ranamon fired waves of water and lightning.
Nico. Stacy and Ranamon: LIGHTNING SEASTORM BURST!
They fired a massive wave of lightning and water and smashed her down!
Lola: YEAH!
Nico: That's for getting me all wet!
Stacy Bolton: But that was radical!
Me: Time for some scary power!
T.K.: I got just the song for it. Ready Kari?
Kair: Ready T.K.!
T.K.: (ACTIVATES SUNROID SOLAR'S RIDEWATCH)
Kari: (ACTIVATES ARBORMON'S RIDEWATCH)
(THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA PLAYS)
Christine (Sarah)
In sleep he sang to me
In dreams he came
That voice which calls to me
And speaks my name
And do I dream again
For now I find
The phantom of the opera is there
Inside my mind
The phantom (Michael)
Sing once again with me
Our strange duet
My power over you
Grows stronger yet
And though you turn from me
To glance behind
The phantom of the opera is there
Inside your mind
Christine
Those who have seen your face
Draw back in fear
I am the mask you wear
The phantom
It's me they hear
Christine (in duet with the phantom)
Your spirit and my voice in one combined
The phantom (in duet with Christine)
My spirit and your voice in one combined
Both
The phantom of the opera is there
Christine (in duet)
Inside my mind
The phantom (in duet)
Inside your mind
Choir (very, very soft)
He's there,
The phantom of the opera
Beware,
The phantom of the opera
The phantom
In all your fantasies
You always knew
That man and mystery
Christine
Were both in you
Both
And in this labyrinth
Were night is blind
The phantom of the opera is
Christine (in duet)
Here
The phantom (in duet)
There
Christine
Inside my mind
The phantom
Sing! My angel of music
Christine
He's there
The phantom of the opera
Christine starts wailing
The phantom
Sing...
Christine continues wailing,
and keeps on wailing after every
sentence the Phantom sings
The phantom
Sing for me...
Sing, my angel of music!
Sing for me!
They danced and fired waves of light and darkness and when that scream at the end was heard I got shivers down my spine from it as she was knocked down.
Everyone cheered for both T.K. And Kari!
Qin: That was great guys!
Eli: YEAH!
Nico: (gets out Mz Ruby's Ridewatch) Now for this!
He activated it.
(IT'S MY LIFE BY BON JOVI PLAYS)
Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS AND VOODOO SYMBOLS SWIRLED AROUND HIM)
This ain't a song for the broken-hearted
No silent prayer for faith-departed
And I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
You're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud
It's my life
It's now or never
But I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said, "I did it my way"
I just want to live while I'm alive
It's my life
Yeah, this is for the ones who stood their ground
For Tommy and Gina, who never backed down
Tomorrow's getting harder, make no mistake
Luck ain't even lucky, got to make your own breaks
It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said, "I did it my way"
I just want to live while I'm alive
'Cause it's my life
Better stand tall when they're calling you out
Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down
It's my life
And it's now or never
'Cause I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said, "I did it my way"
I just want to live while I'm alive
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said, "I did it my way"
I just want to live while I'm alive
'Cause it's my life
He danced and fired waves of darkness and smashed her all over the place!
Nico: YEAH!
Qin: LOVE Bon Jovi!
Joe Kido: Here's one for us. (Activates Liquidroid Wateru's ridewatch)
(QUESTION OF LUST BY DEPECHE MODE PLAYS)
Joe Kido: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WATER SWIRLED AROUND HIM)
Fragile, like a baby in your arms
Be gentle with me, I'd never willingly do you harm
Apologies are all you seem to get from me
But just like a child, you make me smile when you care for me
And you know
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
Independence is still important for us though
(We realise)
It's easy to make the stupid mistake of letting go
(Do you know what I mean?)
My weaknesses, you know each and every one
(It frightens me)
But I need to drink more than you seem to think before I'm anyone's
And you know
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
Kiss me goodbye when I'm on my own
But you know that I'd rather be home
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
He fired waves of water and smashed her down!
Qin: Awesome!
Me: Nice job Joe!
Mimi Tachikawa: Time for some plant power! (ACTIVATES EVIL WOOD MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
(THE MYSTIC'S DREAM BY LOREENA MCKENNITT PLAYS)
Mimi Tachikawa: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEAVES AND FLOWERS SWIRLED AROUND HER)
A clouded dream on an earthly night
Hangs upon the crescent moon
A voiceless song in an ageless light
Sings at the coming dawn
Birds in flight are calling there
Where the heart moves the stones
It's there that my heart is calling
All for the love of you
A painting hangs on an ivy wall
Nestled in the emerald moss
The eyes declare a truce of trust
And then it draws me far away
Where deep in the desert twilight
Sand melts in pools of the sky
When darkness lays her crimson cloak
Your lamps will call me home
And so it's there my homage's due
Clutched by the still of the night
And now I feel you move
Every breath is full
So it's there my homage's due
Clutched by the still of the night
Even the distance feels so near
All for the love of you
A clouded dream on an earthly night
Hangs upon the crescent moon
A voiceless song in an ageless light
Sings at the coming dawn
Birds in flight are calling there
Where the heart moves the stones
It's there that my heart is calling
All for the love of you
She danced and fired waves of leaves, grass and flowers and smashed her down.
Qin: OH YEAH!
Lola: Awesome Mimi!
May: (gets out Puffer's Ridewatch) Mrs. Puff is gonna be jealous.
May activated it and fired a wave of wind and smashed her down.
Lola: OH YEAH!
Izzy: Now it's my turn! (Activates Yokubabanger of The Electric Shock's ridewatch)
(IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT BY R.E.M. PLAYS)
Izzy: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHTNING SWIRLED AROUND HIM)
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes
And Lenny Bruce is not afraid
… Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs
Don't mis-serve your own needs
Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no, strength
The ladder starts to clatter
With a fear of height, down, height
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
And a government for hire and a combat site
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry
With the Furies breathing down your neck
… Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched
… It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
… Six o'clock, T.V. hour, don't get caught in foreign tower
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crush, uh oh
This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline
… It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
I feel fine (I feel fine)
… It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
… The other night I drifted nice continental drift divide
Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right, right
… It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
… It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
… It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
… It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
He danced and fired waves of energy and fire and smashed her down!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Me: Love R.E.M.!
Nico: That was great Izzy!
May: (gets out Sharkyonara's Ridewatch) Shark Attack!
She activated it.
May: Kisame would love this one. WATER STYLE: SUPER SHARK BOMB!
She fired a massive blast of water and it formed into a huge shark and then it hit Another Ranamon and exploded with incredible power!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF WATER!
Nico: WHOA!
Qin: That was awesome!
Me: Using a ridewatch with a technique is a great combo!
Sora Takenouchi: It sure was! Time for the fire! (ACTIVATES EVIL FIRE MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
(SEND ME AN ANGEL BY REAL LIFE PLAYS)
Sora Takenouchi: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Do you believe in heaven above
Do you believe in love
Don't tell a lie don't be false and untrue
It all comes back to you
Open fire!
On my burning heart
I've never been lucky in love
My defences are down
A kiss or a frown
I can't survive on my own
If a girl walks in and carves her name in my heart
I'll turn and run away
Everyday we've all been led astray
It's hard to be lucky in love
It gets in your eyes
It's making you cry
Don't know what to do
Don't know what to do
You're looking for love
Calling heaven above
Send me an angel
Send me an angel
Right now, right now
Empty dreams can only dissapoint
In a room behind your smile
But don't give up,
Don't give up
You can be lucky in love
It gets in your eyes
It's making you cry
Don't know what to do
Don't know what to do
You're looking for love
Calling heaven above
Send me an angel
Send me an angel
Right now, right now.
She fired waves of fire and smashed her down.
Nico: OH YEAH!
Me: Awesome!
Eli: I'll say! Watch this guys. I would unleash the fire of Armageddon on Frollo like this. (ACTIVATES MEGIDRAMON'S RIDEWATCH)
(HELLFIRE BY TONY JAY PLAYS)
Eli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HIM ALONG WITH HELLFIRE GIRLS DANCING)
Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud (Et tibi, Pater)
Beata Maria, you know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd (Quia peccāvī nimis)
Then tell me, Maria, why I see her dancing there
Why her smoldering eyes still scorch my soul (Cōgitātiōne)
I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in her raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control (Verbō et opere)
Like fire, hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning desire
Is turning me to sin
It's not my fault (Mea culpa)
I'm not to blame (Mea culpa)
It is the gypsy girl
The witch who sent this flame (Mea maxima culpa)
It's not my fault (Mea culpa)
If in God's plan (Mea culpa)
He made the devil so much
Stronger than a man (Mea maxima culpa)
Protect me, Maria
Don't let this siren cast her spell
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Esmeralda
And let her taste the fires of hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone
Hellfire, dark fire
Now gypsy, it's your turn
Choose me or your pyre
Be mine or you will burn
God, have mercy on her
(Κύριε, ἐλέησον) God, have mercy on me
(Κύριε, ἐλέησον) But she will be mine
Or she will BUUUUURRRRRNN!
He fired a massive blast of fire and smashed down Another Ranamon.
Qin: YEAH!
Me: WHOA! That was awesome bro!
Maria: (gets out Steam Demon's Ridewatch) Running out of steam?
She activated it and her hands glowed red hot and she teleported and Another Ranamon jumped out of the way as Maria slapped the ground on her and left a really nasty scorch mark on the floor!
Qin: WHOA! Potent!
Nico: YIKES!
Matt: Here's one that Winnie the Pooh knows. (ACTIVATES WEREWOLF GHOST'S RIDEWATCH)
(HEFFALUMPS AND WOOZLES PLAYS)
Matt: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHTNING SWIRLED AROUND HIM AND A NIGHTMARE CASTLE FORMED BEHIND HIM)
They're black, they're brown, they're up, they're down
They're in, they're out, they're all about
They're far, they're near, they're gone, they're here
They're quick and slick, they're insincere
Beware, Beware, Be a very wary bear
A Heffalump or Woozle, is very confusel
A Heffalump or Woosel's very sly
- sly - sly - sly
They come in ones and twoosels
But if they so choosels
Before your eyes you'll see them multiply
- ply - ply - ply
They're extra-ordinary, so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
- size - size - size
If honey's what you covet, you'll find that, they love it
Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize
They're green they're blue they're pink they're white
They're round they're square they're a terrible sight
They tie themselves in horrible knots
They come in stripes or polka-dots
Beware, Beware, Be a very wary bear. (musical interlude) They're extra-ordinary, so better be wary because they come in every shape and size
- size - size - size
If honey's what you covet, you'll find that, they love it
Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize
Beware Beware Be a very wary bear
They're extra-ordinary so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
- size - size - size
If honey's what you covet you'll find that they love it
Because they guzzle up the things you prize
They're black they're brown they're up their down
They're in they're out they're all about
They're far they're near they're gone they're here
They're quick and slick they're insincere
Beware Beware Beware Beware Beware ...
He fired waves of lightning and energy and smashed her down!
Nico: YIKES!
Qin: That was a great one!
Me: Boy glad Pooh didn't hear that one.
Maria: (gets out Rip Van Fish's Ridewatch) And now, for this!
She activated it and fell asleep!?
Me: Hey hey hey! Sleep time is over, Action time is now!
I pulled out a bugle.
Me: (PLAYS REVILLE!)
She woke up and blasted Another Ranamon all over and blasted her down.
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Thank goodness Chris Griffin isn't here to hear that or who knows what he would do.
Nico: Yep.
Tai Kamiya: Time for this. (ACTIVATES JAMES NIXON MCGARFIELD'S RIDEWATCH)
(STRANGELOVE BY DEPECHE MODE PLAYS)
Tai Kamiya: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HIM)
Strangelove
Strange highs and strange lows
Strangelove
That's how my love goes
Strangelove
Will you give it to me?
There'll be times
When my crimes
Will seem almost unforgivable
I give in to sin
Because you have to make this life livable
But when you think I've had enough
From your sea of love
I'll take more than another river full
Yes, and I'll make it all worthwhile
I'll make your heart smile
Strangelove
Strange highs and strange lows
Strangelove
That's how my love goes
Strangelove
Will you give it to me?
Will you take the pain
I will give to you?
Again and again
And will you return it?
There'll be days
When I'll stray
I may appear to be
Constantly out of reach
I give in to sin
Because I like to practice what I preach
I'm not trying to say
I'll have it all my way
I'm always willing to learn
When you've got something to teach
And I'll make it all worthwhile
I'll make your heart smile
Pain, will you return it?
I'll say it again, pain
Pain, will you return it?
I'll say it again, pain
Pain, will you return it?
I'll say it again, pain
Pain, will you return it?
I won't say it again
Strangelove
Strange highs and strange lows
Strangelove
That's how my love goes
Strangelove
Will you give it to me?
Strangelove
Strange highs and strange lows
Strangelove
That's how my love goes
Strangelove
Will you give it to me?
Strangelove
Strange highs and strange lows
Strangelove
That's how my love goes
Strangelove
Will you give it to me?
He danced and fired waves of fire and smashed her down!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Me: Love that one!
Evilseed and his team came. They were Evil Seed, Evil Mushroom Man, Monster Dandelion, Cataslisma, Plant Undead and Savage Noble.
Me: Cool!
Nico: Nice team, Evil Seed!
Evilseed: Thanks. It's gonna be awesome.
Aria Blaze: You ready girls?
Adagio Dazzle: Always ready.
Sonata Dusk: Yeah lets do it!
Another Ranamon: Watch this one y'all.
She summoned an ARMY of water nobodies!
Irma: WHOA! Demyx's nobodies!
Me: Impressive.
Adagio, Aria and Sonata activated their ridewatches for Sir Raleigh, Muggshot and Mz. Ruby and they sang their song and unleashed their spell on the nobodies as lightning and thunder struck and they killed each other all over and we absorbed their negative energy and it made us all more powerful!
Qin: WHOA! That was awesome!
Xenia: Wow!
Me: Never underestimate the song of the Sirens. Or else hatred will overpower you.
Nico: Let's we what happens when I use both Raven Branwen and Jet's Ridewatches together!
Me: Go for it.
He activated them both and got 2 swords for Raven Branwen and Jet.
Nico: Cool! I hope Universe 666's Scar will love this.
(BE PREPARED PLAYS)
Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS AND FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HIM)
I never thought hyenas essential
They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
He fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed her down!
Qin: AWESOME!
Me: Boy that was a great song!
Eli: Yeah!
Aria: My turn! (ACTIVATES MZ. RUBY'S RIDEWATCH) Time for the Voodoo Punch!
She danced and fired waves of Voodoo Symbols and smashed her all over the place.
Mz. Ruby: OH YEAH!
Qin: Can you see the future because it's defeat!
Maria: I think the next Gene Slammer is overdue for appearing
Me: Nonetheless we are having an awesome party.
Twilight Sparkle: You all sure are.
?: I'll say!
We then saw a Slowbro!
Me: Hey a Slowbro!
Xenia: Cool!
Slowbro: (In a girls voice) I think this party is amazing.
Qin: Emiko Vallentina! Wow!
Nico: Wow! This is a surprise!
Slowbro: It's great to see you again Nico and you too Qin.
Qin: Boy it's great having you here too.
Slowbro: Yep. I got this.
She fired a blast of energy from her mouth and it hit Another Ranamon and smashed her down.
I caught the ridewatch and purified it and went over to Sally Mae and she was a girl with braided blue hair in pigtails and she had hillbilly midriff shirt and torn shorts and the shirt revealed her ample chest.
I picked her up.
Me: Boy that was awesome.
She was all wet.
We saw the spirits of water.
Me: The Spirits of Water.
Zuria: I'll get those.
She then got her own Digivice and got the spirits.
Nico: Cool!
I picked up Sally.
Me: Boy what a mess.
Maria sucked up all the water like a sponge.
Sally Mae Hutchinson: (Groans) What a nasty headache.
Me: But you're back to normal.
I brought her over.
Me: Boy this was awesome though.
Aria: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Slowbro: I have a lot of them but my favorite is when me and Nico busted numerous pearl poachers over in Okinawa.
Me: The great Pearl Poaching Ring Raid. That was awesome!
Qin: It sure was. That was a big multibillion dollar pearl poaching ring where poachers were stealing billions of dollars in pearls from rare clams.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Lets get you back to normal.
Nicole: And NO PEEKING or I will kill you!
I put on my blind man glasses and everyone covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and Emiko reverted back.
Emiko winced as her tail went back into her butt.
She was back to normal and naked and the fashion brigade moved in and gave her an awesome pink kimono.
Emiko got up.
Emiko Vallentina: Wow I look great in this.
Rarity: Oh you sure do darling.
Nico and Qin hugged her.
Nico: We missed you.
Qin: Same here.
Emiko Vallentina: Same here guys.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sage, Fujiko Mine, Optimus Primal, Rhinox, Cheetor, and Rattrap are heading to The Skylands, specifically the Sensei Earth Realm for Day 7 of the Skylands Treasure Hunt, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but Applejack is going to get a powerful treasure here: a powerful greatsword known as The Earthquake Apple Honesty Alicorn Greatsword of The Earth Skylanders.
But, we also got bad news: The Platypus Brothers have broken out of prison, and they still want revenge on us. But, we're going to defeat them again, and they'll also be added in as humiliation fodder.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in The Sensei Earth Realm, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but Applejack is going to get a powerful treasure here: a powerful greatsword known as The Earthquake Apple Honesty Alicorn Greatsword of The Earth Skylanders.
Nico: You got that right, but, we also got bad news: Edward's brothers have broken out of prison, and they still want revenge on us. But, we're going to defeat them again, and they'll also be added in as humiliation fodder.
Me: I always knew it was a matter of time before those three dirtbags would break out to come after us. Well, now we got some fresh meat for the humiliations.
Max Goof: First, Brad, and now, Edward's rotten older brothers, this is too good to be true!
Lincoln: Well, it is, Max, and I want to thank you, Optimus Primal, Rhinox, Cheetor, and Rattrap for joining us, Sage.
Sage: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Fujiko Mine: Oh, we're going to make those jerks pay, and make them cry like little babies.
Suddenly, Lincoln saw the timer on his right large gold cuff Bracelet of The Champion of the Universe, and we saw that the Dog Nazca Line and Earthbound Immortal Ccoshobar were now glowing.
Lincoln: And another day down means that Audrey's life is already growing shorter.
Just then, the Earth Skylanders arrived.
Golden Queen: Applejack, you don't mind if we also join in?
Applejack: Not at all, my Queen.
We then arrived at a brown-colored shrine with the symbol of The Earth Skylanders on it, and then, the Earth symbol on Crash Bandicoot's massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery glowed and opened the doors to the shrine and we entered, and we saw a massive and very powerful greatsword floating in the center and light shining down on it: The Earthquake Apple Honesty Alicorn Greatsword of The Earth Skylanders, a powerful massive greatsword with brown gems representing the Earth Skylanders embedded in the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged brown blade, large alicorn heads for the crossguard, large brown gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large alicorn heads and a large brown gem on the bottom of the alicorn heads for the pommel.
Applejack: Woowee, so that's The Earthquake Apple Honesty Alicorn Greatsword of The Earth Skylanders, it truly is perfect for me, since I'm The Princess of Honesty and The Earth Skylanders.
Suddenly, we saw Demise, Supreme King of Armageddon and Ruin, Supreme Queen of Oblivion appear before us, and with them are the four girls.
Fujiko Mine: Whoa, that's Demise, Supreme King of Armageddon and Ruin, Supreme Queen of Oblivion.
Demise, Supreme King of Armageddon: (Girl's voice) That's right.
Ruin, Supreme Queen of Oblivion: (Girl's voice) And we got the girls away from those jerks, Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Those voices, Alana Crushsmasher and Relena Crushsmasher, I knew it was you two, it's so awesome to see you girls again, but we'll talk later, we've still got Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip to deal with.
?: You jerks are going to pay for ruining our attempted revenge on Edward!
Lincoln: Yep, I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you and your nimrod brothers get your behinds out here right now, Cheesly!
We then saw our targets, Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip, and man, they were really mad.
Applejack: I always knew you rotten monsters would show up again,
Lincoln: Now, it's time to hogtie you four and run you out of town on a rail!
Applejack went up and grabbed The Earthquake Apple Honesty Alicorn Greatsword of The Earth Skylanders. Suddenly, Applejack's eyes turned neon green, and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with Earth, Alicorns, and Apples, she unholstered her massive Applejack's Alicorn Greatsword of Honest Apple Bravery, and as she approached Edward's former older brothers, she left orange energy, Earth, Alicorns, and Apples with every step.
Applejack: You four ornery monsters make me sick to my stomach, as if what you've done to Edward wasn't bad enough, but what you four have also done in terrorizing the camp through intimidation, brute force, and bullying, that ain't going to fly with me, and for that, you four must pay the price for your brutal behavior!
Suddenly, Applejack was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with Earth, rocks, and apples surrounding it, there are Earth ponies and an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is an apple green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Applejack emerged, but she was changed forever.
(CRAVING YOU BY THOMAS RHETT PLAYS)
Applejack grew from 6'11" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has apple red and green highlights in the bangs of her long braided blonde hair and her cowboy hat with green apple hat buckle on it, she has neon green eyes and an orange energy aura with Alicorns, Earth, and Apples surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with the Earth Kanji and an Apple on its horn emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Earth, Honesty, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on her ears, she also has an Alicorn with green gems for eyes and the Earth, Honesty, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with spring green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Applejack's dressed in a sleeveless green blouse with apples on it and a red phoenix, brown gloves with green gems on the back, green pants, brown cowboy boots with green apple gems on the side, and a long orange sleeveless trenchcoat with Earth and Apples on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by Earth and Apples and right on top of its horn is the symbol of The Earth Skylanders. Suddenly, Applejack felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with yellow tips on the feathers grew much bigger for her new body. Applejack has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem on her left ring finger and Green Lantern ring on her right ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and her blonde tail grew longer.
Suddenly, Applejack's massive Applejack's Alicorn Greatsword of Honest Apple Bravery and The Earthquake Apple Honesty Alicorn Greatsword of The Earth Skylanders and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, Earth, and apples, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Applejack's Earthquake Skylander Apple Alicorn Greatsword of Earthquake Honest Apple Bravery, it's a brand-new greatsword with embedded red and green gems and her cutie mark and apples etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large red and green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, large gold Alicorn heads with orange gems for eyes and a large green gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and green gems for the eyes and a large green gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a yellow kanji below the Alicorn that says, "Applejack, Alicorn Princess of Honesty and The Earth Skylanders, Hard-Working Alicorn of Sweet Apple Acres, Loving Older Sister of Apple Bloom, Andy, and Rodney, Loving Younger Sister of Big Mac, Loving Granddaughter of Granny Smith, and Loving Daughter of Bright Mac and Pear Butter, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Loving Mother of Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Apple Sunrise, Orange Dawn, Lemon Morning, Lime Noon, Blueberry Afternoon, Boysenberry Dusk, Grape Evening and Many Children, Archenemy of The Vreedle Brothers, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Earth and Apples"
アップルジャック、正直者のアリコーン プリンセスとアース スカイランダーズ、スイート アップル エーカーの勤勉なアリコーン、アップル ブルームの愛情深い姉、アンディとロドニー、ビッグマックの愛情深い妹、グラニー スミスの愛情深い孫娘、ブライトの愛情深い娘マックと洋ナシのバター、リンカーン ラウドの愛する未来の妻、サンダーバード アップルの愛する母、ライトニング フリッター、アップル サンライズ、オレンジ ドーン、レモン モーニング、ライム ヌーン、ブルーベリー アフタヌーン、ボイセンベリー ダスク、グレープ イブニング、多くの子供たち、フリードル兄弟の宿敵、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、ドゥームズデイ23の破壊者、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友情テーブルの騎士団のメンバー、大地とりんごの達人
Applejack has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA EARTHQUAKE APPLE ORCHARD FARMER SKYLANDER PRINCESS HONESTY ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE APPLE ORCHARD EARTH ALICORN KINDNESS AND DIVINE ALICORN APPLE ORCHARD EARTH SKYLANDER LOVE!
We were amazed by Applejack's Super Angel-Alicorn-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip saw it, they went berserk and tried to attack her, but Applejack fired four powerful energy blasts with magic, earth, apples, and Alicorns at the brothers and forced them out of the shrine and we followed, they got up, but they were mega angry now!
Applejack: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Harmony Honesty Apple Earth Alicorn and Divine Earth Apple Orchard Love) Now, we're really going to hogtie you varmints up!
Lincoln: Hold on, A.J., you're not doing this alone.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Applejack.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You four don't deserve to be running amok ever again, now take your punishments like men!
Applejack and Lincoln went after Edward's brothers, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, apples, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at the Platypus Brothers and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them, and they attacked them with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on them, along with scratches from Lincoln's claws, and they were angering them even more.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Applejack, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Applejack's Honesty Apple Earth Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's orange with apples on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn surrounded by apples etched on the sides, and a red-green gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Applejack fired blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, and elemental forces at the Platypus Brothers, and they exploded as they hit them, knocking them down.
Then, Lincoln tied them up with neutronium chains lined with rainbow energy and Max Goof fired a beam of white energy from his Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade which locked the chains forever. We cheered wildly as Lincoln and Applejack holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Applejack's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer blonde tail, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.
Applejack: That'll teach you varmints. Thanks for helping me take down Edward's brothers, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Applejack.
Suddenly, Applejack wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Applejack's face, they kissed passionately as Applejack's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Applejack came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: I always knew those four wouldn't stay in prison for much longer.
Lincoln: But, we finally took them down, and we're finally going to have them added into our roster for humiliations.
Me: You got that right. Plus, Max, I didn't know your Keyblade could do what we just saw.
Max Goof: I've been discovering some brand-new abilities that my Archangel Keyblade has acquired, plus, this is one of the Keyblade's main powers: to seal or open the barriers between worlds, as well as "lock" a world's Keyhole, preventing the Heartless from attacking that world's heart. But, in this one, preventing those four jerks from escaping.
Lincoln: The Keyblades are really awesome, and everyone's trained us on how to use them. (To Alana Crushsmasher and Relena Crushsmasher) And it's so good to see you again, Alana Crushsmasher and Relena Crushsmasher.
Alana Crushsmasher reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing midnight black hair, dark blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Demise, Supreme King of Armageddon, and she's dressed in a sleeveless grey open blouse, sleeveless grey top, long ankle-length dark blue skirt with black designs, black pants, barefoot, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and fiends on the coattails and Demise, Supreme King of Armageddon on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Demise, Supreme King of Armageddon-themed greatsword with Demise, Supreme King of Armageddon etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large dark blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and large dark blue gem on the bottom of the large angel heads for the pommel.
And Relena Crushsmasher reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing midnight black hair, dark blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Ruin, Supreme Queen of Oblivion, and she's dressed in a sleeveless grey open blouse, sleeveless grey top, dark blue skirt, grey bellbottom pants, barefoot, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light and fairies on the coattails and Ruin, Supreme Queen of Oblivion on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Ruin, Supreme Queen of Oblivion-themed greatsword with Ruin, Supreme Queen of Oblivion etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large dark blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and large dark blue gem on the bottom of the large angel heads for the pommel.
Alana Crushsmasher: You too, Lincoln.
Relena Crushsmasher: Yeah, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Alana and Relena Crushsmasher and he hugged them, and Alana and Relena Crushsmasher were very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and they had atomic red blushes on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Alana Crushsmasher: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and eleven massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new.
Relena Crushsmasher: You said it, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know these two?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, the Demise, Supreme King of Armageddon Gene-Slammer is Alana Crushsmasher and the Ruin, Supreme Queen of Oblivion is her twin sister, Relena Crushsmasher, they're my Guardian Angels from New York and classmates in French. We would often read comics in their underwear and they also love to swim and they have their own swimming pool and they also would swim in the pool in only their underwear.
Nico: Just like with Sakura's cousin, Lara.
Lincoln: And a few other Guardian Angels I know. Plus, they also hate bullies, so when they found Pablo and Anderson bullying me, they beat the crap out of them and left with broken arms, legs, noses, black eyes and they even kicked Pablo and Anderson in the crotches really hard. To show thanks, I kissed both Alana and Relena on the lips while we're in the pool with only our underwear while underwater. Plus, Alana and Relena are the twin sisters of Tron Bonne, and they hate Pablo and Anderson with a burning passion.
Nicole: Whoa, they're also the twin sisters of Tron Boone?! That's really awesome.
Alana Crushsmasher: It sure is. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something we want to give you: we want to give you our blood.
We gasped at their request, including Lincoln.
Lincoln: Alana, Relena, are you absolutely sure about this?
Relena Crushsmasher: (Smiles) More than anything, after all, we're going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.
Lincoln looked into the eyes of Alana and Relena Crushsmasher, and he saw that they're really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to Alana and Relena Crushsmasher, and he hugged them in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down first on Alana Crushsmasher's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up, and he also did the same with Relena Crushsmasher.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Alana and Relena Crushsmasher with dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Alana Crushsmasher: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you and Relena are now part of my harem and my many future wives, Alana.
Alana and Relena Crushsmasher had a smile on their face and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists and they wrapped their left and right arms around Lincoln's massive, wider, and muscular back, and he leans down to their faces and kissed the two of them passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The four girls are Tiana, Curran, Kizuna, and Agate from Apparently, Disillusioned Adventurers Will Save The World.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Tiana, Curran, Kizuna, and Agate from Apparently, Disillusioned Adventurers Will Save The World.
Nicole: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Tiana: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Tiana and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from the Platypus Brothers, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.
Tiana: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Tiana: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Tiana, Curran, Kizuna, and Agate with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln told everyone that Applejack had gotten The Earthquake Apple Honesty Alicorn Greatsword of The Earth Skylanders, and they were also shocked when they found out the villains we went after were Edward's brothers, who broke out of prison and they wanted revenge on us, and when they saw Max drag them in here.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Applejack transforming into her Super Angel-Alicorn-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and she and Lincoln brutally beat those bullies down and tie them up, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln, Alana, and Relena Crushsmasher have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: I always knew we'd run into those four bullies again.
Max Goof: Yeah, but now, they're officially added into the humiliation roster.
Max Goof beamed Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip to Lynn's Table, where they're chained to their new posts, and are now part of the humiliation roster for Life.
After finally taking down The Platypus Brothers and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Alana and Relena Crushsmasher saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Alana Crushsmasher: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Relena Crushsmasher: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Alana Crushsmasher: That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right.
Max Goof: If you'll pardon me if I ask the question, but Alana, Relena, what memories did you have with Lincoln? And I'm standing by, in case if you've got a memory of what Pablo and Anderson tried to do to him.
Alana Crushsmasher: You're so not going to like it one bit, Max, along with all of you. One day, we were heading home with Lincoln after our day at school, but then, we heard two bellowing yells in the air, and we saw who they were: it was Pablo and Anderson, the heartless butt-face psychopathic bullies and they were out to kill Lincoln again.
Relena Crushsmasher: But, Alana and I brutally beat the crap out of them and left them with broken arms, legs, noses, black eyes, and we even kicked them hard in the crotches. We then called the police and those two were taken straight to jail.
Nico: Why, those stupid butt-faced jerks!
Max Goof: Yep, I knew they were bad. Now, to deliver unto them a little punishment, courtesy of the Infernal Demons.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) Now, you're talking. Linky, you're in for a show.
Suddenly, the skies turned black and red and a portal appeared at Lynn's Table right near Pablo and Anderson, along with the other jerks.
Bayonetta: (Speaking in Ancient Enochian) DO O IA BAYONETTA. CNILA D COMSELHA ODO ANANAEL. MALPRG ROR MICAOLI IALPON ILS. (Clenches her hand hard and causes blood to come out) FAFEN NIIS!
Suddenly, we saw the fire spider demon, Phantasmaraneae, Twister of Flame, appear from a portal, and when a drop of Bayonetta's blood was anointed on Phantasmaraneae, it evolved into it's true form, The Phantom, Igniter of Creation. Then, it attacked Pablo and Anderson and the jerks, and when the fight was done, The Phantom exploded, and tons of gold and jewels exploded from the jerks, and it was collected.
Eli: Whoa, what was...?!
Lincoln: What you saw was the transformation of one of Bayonetta's Infernal Demons that's achieved through her use of The Deadly Sin Ritual, a forbidden practice of the Umbra Witches that allows the Infernal Demons to reach new heights of strength, and by using their own heart and blood as an offering to anoint the chosen demon with the magic energies within, the witch performing the ritual can transform any summoned demon into a reflection of their true uninhibited strength with all new powers.
Me: Whoa!
Bayonetta: (British Accent) That's correct, but for this one, Lincoln showed me how to do the Deadly Sin ritual without having to rip my own heart out of my chest, and I'm not the only one who knows how to use the Deadly Sin ritual: since I allowed Linky to feed on my blood, he also acquired my powers as well, along with some The Infernal Demons that I have contracts with, but not Madama Butterfly, she's my main contract.
Nicole: Holy cow!
Lincoln: Yep. But, I'll show you guys later.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Miss Martian (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Lorelei (Pokemon), Skyla (Pokemon), Janine (Pokemon), Elesa (Pokemon), and Korrina (Pokemon) are heading to Bubblaine.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in large orange swim shorts with the Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and rainbow flames coming off the swim shorts, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Miss Martian (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Lorelei (Pokemon), Skyla (Pokemon), Janine(Pokemon), Elesa (Pokemon), and Korrina (Pokemon) are dressed in colored two-piece bikinis, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Miss Martian (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Lorelei (Pokemon), Skyla (Pokemon), Janine (Pokemon), Elesa (Pokemon), and Korrina (Pokemon) also had feelings for Lincoln, and Lincoln also had feelings for them, and he also saved them from a bunch of thugs who were hired by Flip to kidnap and kill them because he still wanted revenge. But, Lincoln saved them and Lincoln hit Flip hard in the head with a mallet.
Skyla (Pokemon): Wow, so we're here in Bubblaine.
Lincoln: Yep, and it's for our first date, Skyla. Shall we?
Lincoln, Miss Martian (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Lorelei (Pokemon), Skyla (Pokemon), Janine (Pokemon), Elesa (Pokemon), and Korrina (Pokemon) dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, and they went back to the beach and they had a game of volleyball, and even did some surfing, and Miss Martian (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Lorelei (Pokemon), Skyla (Pokemon), Janine (Pokemon), Elesa (Pokemon), and Korrina (Pokemon) got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift up two 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned, then they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Miss Martian (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Lorelei (Pokemon), Skyla (Pokemon), Janine (Pokemon), Elesa (Pokemon), and Korrina (Pokemon) and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Miss Martian (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Lorelei (Pokemon), Skyla (Pokemon), Janine (Pokemon), Elesa (Pokemon), and Korrina (Pokemon) placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.
Nico: (Snickers) Looks like someone had a good time at Bubblaine, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It was awesome!
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Miss Martian (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Lorelei (Pokemon), Skyla (Pokemon), Janine (Pokemon), Elesa (Pokemon), and Korrina (Pokemon) with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Sticks the Badger: Looks like we got five new members to Lincoln's harem, nice.
Later we were watching TV and Twilight was sitting with me on the sofa and she was really heavy.
Me: How are you feeling Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Really heavy. But I'll be okay.
Qin: Good Twilight.
Varie: You'll be all right as long as you take it easy.
Lincoln gave her a sundae made with Brussels Sprouts, Onions and Celery covered in chocolate and marshmallow sauce. YUCK!
Qin: Boy that is the most grossest part of the natural process.
Me: It's something we have to put up with.
Flurry Heart: But I'm really excited to meet my new cousins.
Lola: We all are.
After Twilight was done we got back to watching TV. But then…
SCREAM!
Twilight Sparkle screamed and then water poured out onto the floor!
Qin: OH NO!
Sandman: Fuck! Twilight, don't tell me you're going into labor!
Twilight Sparkle: (In pain) I am!
Me: It's time guys! LETS GET HER TO THE HOSPITAL!
Nico: All right lets get her to the hospital! LETS GO! LETS GO! DOUBLE TIME! LETS GO!
We went and loaded her into Ratchet and went to the Hospital.
Varie: Okay Twilight start your breathing.
She did so.
Courage: Oh, man! What do we do?! What do we do?!
Me: Don't panic Courage. Twilight will be all right.
Francesca: Yeah Courage, Twilight is strong.
We got to the hospital and Twilight was rushed into the Delivery room with Flurry Heart and Lincoln and Starshine Sparkle with her.
Nico: Now we wait and brace for the labor pains.
Kaos came in.
Kaos: I, KAOS, got your texts and I can't wait to meet Twilight's kids.
Me: We all can't wait.
Rainbow Dash: Boy this is gonna be awesome.
Octane: And cue the labor pains in 3...2...1...
Twilight Sparkle: (IN A SCREAMING BOOMING VOICE) LINCOLN LOUD THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! IF YOU GET ME PREGNANT AGAIN I WILL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND MAKE YOU TAKE A DUMP INSIDE YOUR OWN STOMACH AND THEN MAKE YOU EAT YOUR OWN BRAIN AND THEN DUMP YOUR BODY IN A LANDFILL ON THE SUN!
We had our ears covered from that!
Me: HOLY CRAP!
Nico: MAN THAT WAS LOUD!
Lola: That was REALLY LOUD!
Xenia: That was the Canterlot Voice!
Nico: Yep.
Sandstorm: (to Luna and Celestia) Did you two use the Canterlot voice when you got pregnant?
Princess Celestia: Unfortunately yes. It was painful.
Princess Luna: It sure was sister.
Qin: Yikes.
Later Twilight Sparkle, Lincoln, Flurry Heart and Starshine Sparkle came out and they had 7 baby girls and they all had hair for each of the 7 colors of the rainbow.
Me: Oh Twilight they are so adorable.
Twilight was exhausted and tired.
Lola: They are so cute.
Nico: And they have hair for each color of the rainbow.
Lola: That is so cute.
Rainbow Dash: That is so awesome.
Lincoln: But look at what they also are.
We saw that they all had wings.
Me: That means they are Alicorns too.
Flurry Heart: Just like me too.
Me: What are you gonna name them?
Twilight Sparkle: The one with the red hair is Crimson Ruby Sparkle, The orange one is Amber Topaz Sparkle, The yellow one is Sunlight Quartz Sparkle, The green one is Green Emerald Sparkle, The blue one is Ocean Sapphire Sparkle, the Indigo one is Midnight Cobalt Sparkle and the purple one is Violet Amethyst Sparkle.
Qin: The Seven Colors of the Crystal Rainbow.
Lola: Awesome theme.
Supernova Zap: Nico, which teams have you made this time?
Nico: Mallow's team will include Panty & Stocking, Moss Man, Number 87: Queen of The Night, Chirubimé, Princess of Autumn Leaves, Mariña, Princess of Sunflowers, Talaya, Princess of Cherry Blossoms, Tytannial, Princess of Camellias, Serena, Princess of Rafflesias and Tonasu, Princess of Pumpkins. Sunset's team will include Kairi Yano, Fireball, Alejandra Jones (Lady Ghost Rider), Flamebird, and Firestar.
Me: Ooh! The Flower Princesses and plant team.
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: And Sunset will have a backup team for an emergency and for stealing from criminals. It will have Sunset Shimmer, Kairi Yano, Sly Cooper, Bentley, Murray, Guru, Penelope, Panda King, Dimitri and Inspector Fox.
Lola: Yeah that is awesome!
Brittney: That's a great idea Nico!
Qin: It sure is.
Lola: Yeah!
We went back home and Pickle Barrel and Barley Barrel were placed in charge of Twilight's kids for the time being.
The previous group of M.O.E. Members came.
Mr. Fizz: Can me, Beautiful Gorgeous, The Wrecking Crew, Swordsman, DC Enchantress, Roxy Rocket, Black Manta, Dodgeball Wizard, Red X, and Pterodactyl Ghost go with you guys?
Ed Bighead: Me, Lipsyncher the lipstick monster, Bulldozer Org, Spatula Girl, Lillith, Astronema, Skeleton Men, Hot Rodney, Burnertron, and Droog will go as well.
Thunderball: And nice job giving birth, Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: Thanks guys.
Me: Twilight is gonna be all right.
Qin: But we're really happy for you.
Nico: Yep. And her baby shower was fun. Also yes you all can come with us.
Lana: Yeah!
The previous group of M.O.E. Members came.
Octopunch: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Piledriver: It'll probably be more than one.
Nico: Yep. Magneton and Farfetch'd next.
Qin: Cool! Good choices.
Me: Boy Magneton will have an ATTRACTIVE Personality! (RIMSHOT)
We laughed at my joke.
Nico: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!
Luan: (LAUGHS) Good one!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Good one!
King Kai: (Telepathically) Nico, everyone, I've got some bad news.
Nico: King Kai, what's wrong?
King Kai: (Telepathically) That stupid fraudulent scoutmaster, Lumpus, has broken out of the Saturn Insane Asylum, and he's still out for revenge on you guys. He's waiting for you at a new food planet.
We gasped.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed and it showed that Lumpus has indeed broken out of the Saturn Insane Asylum yet again.
Lincoln: King Kai's right: Lumpus has broken out of The Saturn Insane Asylum yet again, and he's still out for revenge on us.
Eli: That stupid, brain-dead moose, doesn't he know when to quit?!
Nico: Clearly not, he certainly is a glutton for punishment.
Lincoln: He's got a rotten brain if he thinks he's going to get Camp Kidney back, when it clearly was not his in the first place. Looks like he needs yet another round of punishment yet again.
Me: You got that right.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than our old enemy, Wallow, the Water Demon, and he's coming for revenge on us for what we did to Blackheart. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and we're so not liking this one bit: the dark energy signal we just sensed belongs to our old enemy, Wallow, the Water Demon, and he's coming for revenge on us for what we did to Blackheart.
Max Goof: Just as I thought.
Lincoln: Yep, but just like Gressil, Wallow's going to be put into The Masters of Evil, but not after we give him a beatdown for what he's done in Blackheart's name.
Mira Michaels: That's right, we'll make that water demon pay, he's going to know the true meaning of fear.
Nico: The Gene-Slammer of Castle of Illusions against a Water Demon, this is one battle that'll end with Wallow knowing the true meaning of fear. Alright, gang, let's go, we got a new food planet that's waiting to be discovered, and we're also going to hunt down Lumpus.
Lincoln: That fraudulent excuse for a scoutmaster just doesn't know when to give up, well, now he's left us no other choice but to get even rougher with him, and once we get done with roughing him up again, you're next, Wallow.
Beautiful Gorgeous: (to King Kai) King Kai, I don't know how but we'll get you a Christmas present.
Lipsyncher the lipstick monster: How are we gonna get it to him?
Bulldozer: We can always have it teleported to him.
Me: We'll think of something.
King Kai: Thank you guys. I am excited to see what you have for me soon.
Qin: You'll love it.
Nico: Lets get moving.
We went to the ship and we were off.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix Was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7144.7: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to a new food planet to investigate what it is like as well as deal a massive and incredible beatdown on our resident and insane moose friend Lumpus. Our mission is to bring that bad moose back to prison.
G1 Chop Shop: The next 3 days after today should include no usual battles.
Nico: Good idea. Christmas Weekend is perfect for it.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: I agree too.
Xenia: Yeah.
Swordsman: This has a been a festive week, hasn't it?
Spatula Girl: It sure has.
Me: This has been a really awesome and festive month.
Qin: Yep.
Lola: It sure has.
Nico: Yeah and it was great.
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Nico: On screen.
It showed the planet.
Spinster: I see the planet.
Me: Looks like a really awesome one. From up here it looks like a mountain world.
Qin: Yep.
Xenia: Cool though.
Nico: Lets get to landing.
We got to landing and we landed and got out and then we saw that the planet was A WORLD OF HAMBURGERS! IT WAS A BURGER WORLD!
Me: WHOA! A burger planet!
Nico: OH BOY!
Red X: Didn't we already go to a burger world?
Burnertron: Who cares? I'm cooking them!
Me: Yeah! LETS EAT!
We got to checking it out and also eating burgers all over.
Me: (EATING A BURGER) Mmm! Delicious!
Xenia: (Eating a burger) Delicious!
Bitstream: There's even Big Macs!
Me: Boy those are awesome!
Qin: Yeah! (Eating burgers)
Squidward was eating TONS AND TONS of burgers all over the place.
Xenia: (LAUGHS) Squidward.
Roxy Rocket: What's difference between hamburgers and cheeseburgers?
Astronema: I've been wondering the same thing.
Me: Well they are the same thing. Just one has cheese on it.
Qin: Yeah.
Roxy Rocket: That does make sense.
Xenia: It sure does.
Astronema: That is true.
Ren Krawler: They're tasty all the same.
Limehalt: They sure are.
Me: That's for sure.
Qin: Yep.
Laney: All delicious too.
Xenia: Yep.
Camie: Yeah they sure are.
Pterodactyl Ghost: You guys keep eating.
Droog: Me and Pterodactyl Ghost will find Lumpus
Nico: Okay.
We were eating and eating.
Xenia: Delicious.
Jake Spidermonkey: Boy I'll say.
Poromon: Yeah!
Needle nose: Poromon, how many have you eaten so far?
Poromon: 10. (BELCH)
Qin: You sure are stuffed.
Xenia: Yep.
Me: How's your butt doing?
Poromon: I'll be all right.
Mallow: That's a relief.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah.
Acid Storm: What's the name of Poromon's actual teacher?
Nico: Ms. Lillian Krabappel.
Edna Krabappel: Ha! My polar opposite sister is their teacher.
Bart: Mrs. Krabappel I didn't know you had a sister.
Edna Krabappel: You never asked Bart. She is a beautiful and amazingly nice sister. Whereas I am a smoking bimbo bitch that tries to get in others pants. Also I do love children and also Lillian is an angel.
Skeleton Man: You two aren't completely opposites.
Black Manta: You two are ultimately good people.
Edna Krabappel: That's true.
Me: She wasn't caught in the crossfire when Springfield was at war was she?
Edna Krabappel: No she wasn't. She got out of there before that entire town went to hell.
Me: Thank goodness.
Lola: Yeah. At least she escaped Springfield's corruption before that town got what it deserved.
Pterodactyl Ghost and Droog came back.
Flywheels: Any sign of the crazy moose?
Pterodactyl Ghost: He's over in that forest grove over there.
He pointed to a grove located 75 klicks to the west.
Eli: He's there all right.
Naruto: I smell his foul stench anywhere.
Qin: Yeah he smells like burnt ham and rotten meat.
All of us: EW!
Lola: That's him all right.
Lillith: What are you doing?
Nico: Putting a bomb in one of the hamburgers.
DC Enchantress: I get it. You're gonna give it as a token of a false apology.
Nico: Something like that.
Qin: Ooh. I like it.
Lola: Cool.
Me: That is clever.
Xenia: Yeah it will blow his antlers and teeth out. But won't he suspect anything with a fuse?
Nico: Nope it's remote detonation.
Me: Oh.
Xenia: Nice.
Terrorsaur: Entrance time!
Me: Lets do it.
We went at the clearing.
Lumpus was really infuriated and he was also eating burgers all over. It was better than what he was eating in the Saturn Nuthouse forever. All he was eating was creamed corn and cabbage, garlic and onion stew. Farting up storms like you wouldn't believe. The spirits of the elements of Subzero Christmas appeared and they swirled around him and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above him and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Lumpus: I WANT MY CAMP BACK!
Nico: Wait have this as an apology.
He gave him the burger.
Lumpus: I don't want your apology!
Wrecker: We know that. But this hamburger is a sign of good sportsmanship. Take it or leave it.
Lumpus: (shrugs) Oh, what the Hell? Can't kill you all on an empty stomach.
Lumpus was about to eat the burger.
Bulldozer Org: Everyone, hit the deck!
We ran for cover and then he took a bite and then Nico pressed the detonator and then..
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
It exploded in his face!
His teeth and antlers all fell off!
Camie: Nice!
Then Dr. Destiny, Top, Gearhead, Abra Kadabra, Ragdoll, Trapster, Grizzly, Batroc the Leaper, Shade, Dark Turtles, Owl (One Night At Humpty's), Lord Stratosfear, Frictor, Queen of the Black Puddle, Yost X 23, Indigestible Wad, Grizzaka, Cyborg Rangers, Owl (Stellaluna), and Flotsam & Jetsam appeared.
Nico: Dr. Destiny, Top, Gearhead, Abra Kadabra, Ragdoll, Trapster, Grizzly, Batroc the Leaper, Shade, Dark Turtles, Owl (One Night At Humpty's), Lord Stratosfear, Frictor, Queen of the Black Puddle, Yost X 23, Indigestible Wad, Grizzaka, Cyborg Rangers, Owl (Stellaluna), and Flotsam & Jetsam.
Dr. Destiny: After this is a 3 day usual battle break.
Top: In my opinon, we've earned it.
Gearhead: We sure have.
Me: Yep.
Abra Kadabra; (to Twilight) Congrats on giving birth, Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: Thanks guys.
Trapster: What are your kids' names?
Twilight Sparkle: You'll hear them during the battles.
Trapster: Okay.
Me: But we had an awesome day.
Lola: Yep.
Hammer Attack Bot then came.
Me: Hammer Attack Bot. Back for another round?
Hammer Attack Bot: Yep.
Me: Cool cool.
Hammer Attack Bot: You should invite Edna's sister on Christmas Eve.
William: Now, there's an idea!
Me: I agree there too.
Nico: Yeah.
Qin: Yep.
We got the battles underway.
Anakin, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Martian Manhunter, Supernova Zap, and Pharaoh Atem VS Dr. Destiny - Nico's rescue being Twilight Sparkle's Baby Shower and Dark Nazz Appearing with Lola Going Ballistic
Dr. Destiny was first.
Dr. Destiny: (to Anakin) Nico's rescue involved Dark Nazz appearing during Twilight Sparkle's Baby Shower. And with Lola Going Ballistic.
Anakin: Yeah you should have seen it. It was intense.
Starlight Glimmer: Lola really let loose the fires of Hell on Dark Nazz and Winter and Lincoln's guardian angels really laid down the law on Mr. Mxyztplk for everything he did to Lincoln and his sisters.
Cozy Glow: Boy she sure did! She threatened to send him to the lowest level of the 9th Circle of Hell and have the demons feast on him forever.
Hex: Boy no kidding! Winter really made sure to not let him do that anymore.
Martian Manhunter: I agree there. It was a well deserved threat.
Supernova Zap: Yeah no kidding there.
Dr. Destiny: That is amazing and intense. Lets do it!
Anakin ignited his lightsaber and used his legend items and fired waves of lightning and energy and smashed him all over and they fired waves of stars, lightning, skulls, bones, magic and energy and smashed him all over.
Ant Man, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Iron Man, Octopunch and Radeeder VS Top - Battling Another Gravattack, Another Chameleon Undead Zodiarts, Another Falchion and Another Ranamon
Top was next.
Top: (to Ant Man) Nico, Stacy's team, and Ranamon's team involved Battling Another Gravattack. Another Falchion, And Another Chameleon Undead Zodiarts and Another Ranamon too.
Ant Man: They sure did and also they did some silly pranks on Nico. Another Gravattack lifted up Cammie and dropped her and J.D. onto Nico, then Another Chameleon Undead Zodiarts pantsed Nico and then Another Ranamon drenched him with water.
Top: (LAUGHS) Boy that must've been a crazy one.
Pinkie Pie: But they were all really funny!
Maud Pie: (monotonously) I'm bursting with laughter.
Featherweight: Yeah no kidding there. That was awesome though.
Sprocket: We never faced Another Falchion before though. That was amazing.
Iron Man: It sure was. And Natalia was pissed off at Swartz for ruining her name.
Top: Boy I don't blame her for that. Lets do it!
Ant Man used his legend items and he got a gear sword and they fired waves of gears and energy and smashed him all over and they fired waves of energy and lightning and gears and metal and smashed him down.
Thor, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Superman, Chop Shop and G1 Venom VS Gearhead - Lincoln's rescue
Gearhead was next.
Gearhead (to Thor) I heard Lincoln battled the Platypus Brothers on his rescue. And what vehicle can I use here?
Thor: Finding a vehicle of transport is not going to be easy here.
Rainbow Dash: Luckily I thought ahead.
She unsealed an F117 Nighthawk Fighter Jet.
Gearhead: An F117 Nighthawk! Good choice.
Thor: Indeed. Also yes Lincoln and everyone faced the Platypus Brothers and now we have them as part of the Humiliation Roster.
Rainbow Dash: Edward is gonna get some well deserved payback on those blockheads.
Scootaloo: After all the pain and suffering they put him through I am not surprised.
Whirlwind: Yeah those dirtbags had it coming for what they did.
Superman: They sure did and I'm glad they are getting what's coming to them.
Gearhead: Me too. Lets do it!
Thor used his legend items and got a lightning hammer and they fired waves of lightning and smashed him all over and they fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed him down.
Hawkeye, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Green Arrow, Spinister and Julio Santana VS Abra Kadabra - Meeting gene-slammers for Demise, Supreme King of Armageddon and Ruin, Supreme Queen of Oblivion
Abra Kadabra was next.
Abra Kadabra: (to Hawkeye) I heard you guys met gene-slammers for Demise, Supreme King of Armageddon and Ruin, Supreme Queen of Oblivion. What are their names?
Hawkeye: Their names are Alana and Relena Crushsmasher and they are powerful guardian angels that put a lot of world of hurt on people they hate.
Rarity: Indeed they did and you should have seen what they did.
Sweetie Belle: It was amazing!
FLASHBACK
Alana Crushsmasher: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Relena Crushsmasher: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Alana Crushsmasher: That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right.
Max Goof: If you'll pardon me if I ask the question, but Alana, Relena, what memories did you have with Lincoln? And I'm standing by, in case if you've got a memory of what Pablo and Anderson tried to do to him.
Alana Crushsmasher: You're so not going to like it one bit, Max, along with all of you. One day, we were heading home with Lincoln after our day at school, but then, we heard two bellowing yells in the air, and we saw who they were: it was Pablo and Anderson, the heartless butt-face psychopathic bullies and they were out to kill Lincoln again.
Relena Crushsmasher: But, Alana and I brutally beat the crap out of them and left them with broken arms, legs, noses, black eyes, and we even kicked them hard in the crotches. We then called the police and those two were taken straight to jail.
Nico: Why, those stupid butt-faced jerks!
Max Goof: Yep, I knew they were bad. Now, to deliver unto them a little punishment, courtesy of the Infernal Demons.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) Now, you're talking. Linky, you're in for a show.
Suddenly, the skies turned black and red and a portal appeared at Lynn's Table right near Pablo and Anderson, along with the other jerks.
Bayonetta: (Speaking in Ancient Enochian) DO O IA BAYONETTA. CNILA D COMSELHA ODO ANANAEL. MALPRG ROR MICAOLI IALPON ILS. (Clenches her hand hard and causes blood to come out) FAFEN NIIS!
Suddenly, we saw the fire spider demon, Phantasmaraneae, Twister of Flame, appear from a portal, and when a drop of Bayonetta's blood was anointed on Phantasmaraneae, it evolved into it's true form, The Phantom, Igniter of Creation. Then, it attacked Pablo and Anderson and the jerks, and when the fight was done, The Phantom exploded, and tons of gold and jewels exploded from the jerks, and it was collected.
Eli: Whoa, what was...?!
Lincoln: What you saw was the transformation of one of Bayonetta's Infernal Demons that's achieved through her use of The Deadly Sin Ritual, a forbidden practice of the Umbra Witches that allows the Infernal Demons to reach new heights of strength, and by using their own heart and blood as an offering to anoint the chosen demon with the magic energies within, the witch performing the ritual can transform any summoned demon into a reflection of their true uninhibited strength with all new powers.
Me: Whoa!
Bayonetta: (British Accent) That's correct, but for this one, Lincoln showed me how to do the Deadly Sin ritual without having to rip my own heart out of my chest, and I'm not the only one who knows how to use the Deadly Sin ritual: since I allowed Linky to feed on my blood, he also acquired my powers as well, along with some The Infernal Demons that I have contracts with, but not Madama Butterfly, she's my main contract.
Nicole: Holy cow!
Lincoln: Yep. But, I'll show you guys later.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Abra Kadabra: Wow! That was amazing that Bayonetta did that to those jerks! That is an amazing power!
Gill Grunt: we were amazed seeing it.
Green Arrow: Yeah we sure were.
Abra Kadabra: That is amazing. Lets do it!
Hawkeye used his legend items and got water arrows and they fired waves of water, ice, jewels and arrows and blasted him all over and smashed him down.
Rocket Raccoon, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Spiderman, Bludgeon and Bitstream VS Trapster - Twilight's new baby girls
Trapster was next.
Trapster: (to Rocket Raccoon) So, Twilight gave birth to new baby girls. (to Twilight) You threatened Lincoln during labor pains, didn't you?
Rocket Raccoon: Yeah she gave birth to 7 adorable girls.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah I threatened Lincoln really bad. But he knew it was the labor pains talking.
Starshine Sparkle: But I'm now an awesome aunt and Flurry Heart is gonna make an awesome cousin to our seven new girls.
Spyro: Yeah they sure are and it's so awesome.
Spiderman: Twilight Sparkle is already a great parent and she will be a great parent to more kids.
Trapster: That's for sure. Lets do it!
Rocket used his legend items and got a magic blaster and they fired waves of magic and energy and smashed and blasted him all over and knocked him down.
War Machine, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Flash, Ren Krawler and Klaus Von Herzon VS Ragdoll - Twilight's new girls are adorable
Ragdoll was next.
Ragdoll: (to War Machine) Twilight's new girls are adorable! What are their names?
War Machine: You would love them.
Sunset Shimmer: Here's a photo of them.
She showed him a photo and holding them were Kaos, Thunder Sparkle, Lincoln, Flurry Heart and Twilight and they had 7 girls. They each had one of each color of the rainbow for their hair.
Sunset Shimmer: The one with the red hair is Crimson Ruby Sparkle, The orange one is Amber Topaz Sparkle, The yellow one is Sunlight Quartz Sparkle, The green one is Green Emerald Sparkle, The blue one is Ocean Sapphire Sparkle, the Indigo one is Midnight Cobalt Sparkle and the purple one is Violet Amethyst Sparkle.
Ragdoll: The spectrum of crystal colors. I like that. They are so adorable.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) They sure are. I think it's a great theme for them too.
Sunburn: Boy it sure is awesome.
Flash: Yeah it sure is. They are all Alicorns like Flurry Heart was born as.
Ragdoll: Wow! The Princesses of the Seven Colors. That is amazing.
Flash: It sure is. Flurry Heart is the Princess of Light and these 7 are the Princesses of the Seven Colors.
Ragdoll: Yep. Lets do it!
War Machine used his legend items and got fire weapons and they fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him and blasted him down.
Iron Man, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Kenai, Komba O Charlie and Needlenose VS Grizzly - A planet made of Hamburgers is AWESOME!
Grizzly was next.
Grizzly: (to Iron Man) A planet made of Hamburgers is AWESOME! But didn't you guys already go to a burger planet?
Iron Man: Not like this. Turns out there's more than one Burger Planet.
Applejack: It's really amazing and cool.
Apple Bloom: It sure is. I think it's awesome and tasty too.
Flashwing: I agree there too. It's awesome.
Kenai: I think so too.
Grizzly: All burgers are great. Lets do it!
Iron Man used his legend items and got crystal and apple blasters and they fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, crystal and apples and smashed him down.
Captain America, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Lightning Dust, Billy Gilbert and Acid Storm VS Batroc the Leaper - Boy a Hamburger Planet is delicious and Squidward ate tons of them
Batroc was next.
Batroc: (to Captain America) (French Accent) Boy, a Hamburger Planet is delicious. And Squidward ate tons of them.
Captain America: He sure did! He ate so many of them that he nearly exploded!
Fluttershy: Oh it was a most amazing feast for him.
Tornado Bolt: It sure was.
Stealth Elf: I think it's really awesome though.
Lightning Dust: Boy he loves burgers as much as he loves Krabby Patties.
Batroc: I don't blame him. Lets do it!
Captain America used his legend items and got a leaf sword and they fired waves of leaves, grass, fruit and flowers and smashed him and blasted him all over.
Black Widow, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Batman, Flywheels and Stranglehold VS Shade - Lumpus Escaping Prison
Shade was next.
Shade: (to Black Widow) Okay, do I even want to know how Lumpus Escaped Prison? Because I lost count on how many times he did so.
Black Widow: I lost track myself too. But he somehow busted out and we don't know how either.
Princess Luna: I will say this though, he sure is a glutton for punishment.
Moondust: Yeah that dumb moose sure can't take a hint.
Snowdrop: No he sure can't.
Gari: What a moron.
Blackout: No kidding there. He just won't learn.
Batman: That is for sure there.
Shade: Yeah. Lets do it!
Black Widow used her Legend Items and got darkness swords and they fired waves of darkness and smashed and blasted him down.
Hulk, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Turtle Brothers, Beast Wars Scorponok and Terrorsaur VS Dark Turtles - Lumpus is a big time glutton for punishment and we didn't face him before because it was snowing
The Dark Turtles were next.
Dark Mikey: (To Hulk) Lumpus the stupid moose is a big time glutton for punishment.
Dark Raph: We didn't kick his ass before because it was snowing.
Hulk: Bad moose deserves smashing. Hulk can't wait to kick Moose Butt.
Princess Celestia: That's for sure!
King Solar: I hope he likes to be black and blue.
Solar Eclipsa: I agree there too.
Amber Morning: Yeah he deserves a big time buttkicking.
Spotlight: Big time.
Dark Donny: That is true and sure.
Leo: That is a fact.
Donny: Yep.
Dark Leo: You got that right. Lets do it!
Hulk: HULK! SMASH!
He smashed the ground and smashed them down and he used his legend items and got light fists and they fired waves of energy and light and smashed them all down.
Seto Kaiba, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Cali, Hugo, Mags, Ben 10, Jen Tennyson, Brawl & Chain and Fisticuffs VS The Yenaldoshi - What is up with Lumpus?
Yenaldooshi was next.
Yenaldooshi: Man what is up with Lumpus? Does he have a death wish or something?
Seto Kaiba: I would say he is more like a stupid brainless moose.
Lumpus: (Offscreen) I HEARD THAT!
Trixie Lulamoon: What a brainless moronic moose. He doesn't care about fun or anything.
Triple Berry: Yeah no kidding. He has no love except for himself.
Flynn: Yeah no kidding there.
Cali: That is for sure.
Hugo: The sooner he goes back to prison the better.
Mags: Yeah and they should serve him chum only.
Ben 10: I agree there too.
Jen 10: Same here bro.
Yenaldooshi: I agree there too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed him down.
Beatrice Portinari VS Owl (One Night At Humpty's),
Owl (One Night At Humpty's) was next.
Beatrice: Time for you to feel the light of heaven.
She fired waves of energy and light and smashed him down.
Andrea Davenport VS Lord Stratosfear,
Lord Stratosfear was next.
Lord Stratosfear: I am happy for Twilight.
Andrea: We all are.
She fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.
Yuna VS Frictor,
Frictor was next.
Frictor: YE MORTAL FOOLS HAVE AGITATED ALMIGHTY (ECHOING) FRICTOR! MASTER OF FRICTION!
Yuna: Bring it on!
She jumped off a tree and fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Kevin (Samurai) VS Queen of the Black Puddle,
Queen of the Black Puddle was next.
Kevin: Time to bring it on.
He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Princess Jasmine VS Yost X 23
Yost X-23 was next.
Yost X-23: This is gonna be good.
Princess Jasmine: It sure will be good.
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Thumbelina VS Indigestible Wad,
The Indigestoble Wad was next.
The Indigestible Wad: Bring on the fun!
Thumbelina: Oh I sure will.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Korra VS Grizzaka
Grizzaka was next.
Grizzaka: You ready for me?
Korra: Always ready.
She fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Hannah Montgomery VS Cyborg Rangers,
The Cyborg Rangers were next.
Hannah Montgomery: Time for the cyborgs to come undone.
She fired waves of energy and smashed them down.
Owl (Winnie the Pooh) VS Owl (Stellaluna),
Owl (Stellaluna) was next.
Owl: I say now this will be a good battle of owls.
Owl fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Elma VS Flotsam & Jetsam
Flotsam & Jetsam were next.
Elma: Bring it on Eel Heads.
She breathed a blast of fire and smashed them down.
RPM Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Natalia Falchion, Misty Tredwell, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Hammer Attack Bot
Hammer Attack Bot was next.
Me: This will be fun and awesome.
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons for the Ghostrick Gene-Slammers in Lincoln's harem, it's a collection of Ghostrick-themed spellbooks that also have some Weapon Fusion spells that also have the same effects as The Atlantis Sisters Gene-Slammers' Weapon Fusion spells. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
I teleported back with them.
RPM Rangers: RPM! GET IN GEAR!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RPM!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the RPM Rangers too!
Me: Lets get him!
RPM Rangers: RPM ENFORCER!
They formed the RPM Enforcer and it was ready!
Me: Engine Cell Activate!
I activated the Special Falchion Engine Sword and it was ready!
Me: FIRE!
We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Hammer Attack Bot and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was destroyed!
Me: YEAH! Hammer Attack Bot you have failed this planet.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a super mega win!
We regrouped.
Jake: Feeling green?
Tsukasa: Because you're about to feel sick to your stomach!
Kamen Ride: Forever Green!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER GREEN!
The Megaforce Rangers, Tsukasa and Daiki summoned and turned into the green rangers.
Nico: It's moose poo kicking time!
We went at him and pulverized him all over.
Sandman, Octane, Courage and Sandstorm used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Sandman and Courage's powers, Octane's speed and Sandstorm's Tar Sand's Rush 100-fold.
Sandman and Octane: SANDMAN SPEED BLAST!
Courage and Sandstorm: SCREAMING TAR SAND BLAST!
Gorgeous Buttsmashers and Beautiful Gorgeous: GORGEOUS LIGHTNING STRIKE BLAST!
WRECKING BUTTSMASHING STORM and Wrecking Crew: WRECKING SPIRIT STORM!
SWORDS OF DOOM and Swordsman: SWORDS OF MAYHEM BLAST!
MAGIC FURY BLAST and DC Enchantress: MAGIC FURY FORCE!
GHOSTS OF ROCKETS and Roxy Rocket: ROCKET GHOST STORM BLAST!
MANTAS OF DOOM and Black Manta: MANTA AQUA BLAST!
SODA OF PAIN and Mr. Fizz: SODA OF PAIN STORM!
DODGEBALL FIREBALL STORM and Dodgeball Wizard: FIREBALLS OF FURY!
X STORM BLASTS and Red: X STORM BLAST!
PTERODACTYLS OF FURY and Pterodactyl Ghost: FLYING PTERODACTYL FORCE BLAST!
BIGMOUTH TOAD STORM and Ed Bighead: BIGMOUTH FURY BLAST!
LIPSTICK PAIN STORM and Lipsyncher the lipstick monster: LIPSTICK PAIN STORM BLAST!
BLUE FIRE BULLDOZER BUTTKICKERS and Bulldozer Org: BLUE FIRE BULLDOZER BLAST!
BUTTSTOMPERS OF HONG KONG and Lillith: BUTTSTOMPING BLAST OF HONG KONG!
IN SPACE BUTTSTOMPERS and Astronema: IN SPACE BUTTSTOMPER BLAST!
SKELETONS OF DOOM and Skeleton Men: SKELETON DOOM STORM!
ASSBITING BUTTBITERS and Burnertron: ASSBITING BURN FURY BLAST!
SPEED CHICKEN FORCE and Hot Rodney: CHICKEN SPEED BLAST!
DROOG FORCE and Froog: DROOG FORCE STORM!
SPATULARS OF FURY BUTTS and Spatula Girl: SPATULARS OF MAYHEM!
Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: LAUGHTER OF TECH BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Pinkie Pie, Lola, Lana, Laney, Lily and Nico: BURGER BUTTKICKING BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: BURGER ELEMENT STYLE: BIG MAC!
Jessica Shannon: BURGER STING STYLE: CHEESEBURGER!
Peni Parker: BURGER WEB STYLE: QUARTER POUNDER!
Entrapta: BURGER LIGHTNING STYLE: WHOPPER!
Frosta: BURGER ICE STYLE: BACONATOR!
Shantae: BURGER MAGIC STYLE: PATTY MELT!
Akko: BURGER STAR STYLE: STACKER KING!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said burgers.
Lincoln and his harem: BURGER FINAL SMASH: BURGER AVALANCHE!
They fired a massive barrage of burgers!
The blasts all hit Lumpus all over.
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast and it turned into a rainbow straitjacket which wrapped itself around Lumpus and restrained him, and then, he drew the Seal 封 Kanji on Lumpus' forehead, and he was chained up in Neutronium Chains lined with rainbow energy, so he couldn't escape, and then, he was beamed back to The Saturn Insane Asylum's Arkham Asylum wing, and put into Super-Maximum Security Solitary Confinement in a doorless windowless padded cell and he was chained to the cell with Neutronium chains lined with rainbow energy.
Lincoln: You're never getting free ever again, Lumpus.
Nico: This time, you're staying in prison forever. Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Wallow to deal with, and that water demon should be arriving...right now!
?: You fools are going to pay for what you did to Blackheart!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and our energy auras flared up as we gained a massive power boost.
Me: I always knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out now, Wallow.
A figure appeared from a stream of water, and it was our old enemy, Wallow.
Wallow: No words can even describe how much I hate every last one of you, you have ruined all of Blackheart's plans to finally rule this pathetic world and you've killed me twice! I HATE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH!
Our energy auras flared up and we gained a massive power boost from Wallow's hatred.
Mira Michaels: That was your fault, not ours, and now, you're going to get it.
Suddenly, Mira Michaels' dark purple eyes turned neon dark purple and she was surrounded by a black and dark purple energy aura with darkness, shadows, creatures of darkness, illusions, and castles, she unholstered her massive Castle of Illusions-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Wallow, she left black and dark purple energy, darkness, shadows, creatures of darkness, illusions, and castles with every step.
Mira Michaels: I've had it up to hear with you for the last time, Wallow, you, Gressil, and Abigor have instigated nothing but chaos and destruction both on Earth and in Hell, and all for Blackheart's sick powerhungry desires to take over the world. Well, that ends here, and now, I will teach you the true meaning of fear!
Suddenly, Mira Michaels was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and dark purple energy with darkness, shadows, and castles surrounding the vortex, there are illusions and creatures of darkness and Castle of Illusions flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Mira Michaels emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Mira Michaels grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has dark purple highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon dark purple eyes and a black and dark purple energy aura with darkness, shadows, creatures of darkness, illusions, and castles surrounding her, she has The Dark Kanji in the center of Castle of Illusions emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with dark purple iris, she has on demon earrings with dark purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Castle of Illusions with red gems for the windows and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its towering spires on the bottom of her dark purple dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Mira Michaels has on a sleeveless dark purple blouse, sleeveless dark purple top, long dark purple frilled skirt with jewels around the waist, dark purple pants with stars, purple sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, shadows, creatures of darkness, illusions, and castles on the coattails, and on the back is Castle of Illusions and it's surrounded by darkness. Suddenly, Mira Michaels felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings grew much bigger for her new body, and the midnight black feathers now have dark purple tips, she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with dark purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Mira Michael's massive Castle of Illusions-themed greatsword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and dark purple energy, darkness, shadows, creatures of darkness, illusions, and castles, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Castle of Illusions' Dark Illusionary Fiend Castle Greatsword of Dark Illusionary Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded black and dark purple gems and Castle of Illusions etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black dragon heads for the crossguard, large dark purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black dragon heads with red gems for eyes and a large dark purple gem below the dragon heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with dark purple gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Castle of Illusions with red gems in the windows and a large dark purple gem in the center for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark purple kanji below Castle of Illusions that said, "Mira Michaels, Gene-Slammer of Castle of Illusions, Goth Girl of Michigan, Master of A Powerful Umbrakinesis That Brings Nightmares to Life, Princess of Nightmares, Duchess of Fear, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Scoots and Margaret White, Archenemy of Another Fourze, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Illusions, and Creatures of Darkness"
ミラ・マイケルズ、幻想の城のジーン・スラマー、ミシガン州のゴスガール、悪夢を生き生きとさせる強力なウンブラキネシスの達人、悪夢の王女、恐怖の公爵夫人、愛する守護天使、リンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、スクートとマーガレットの軽蔑者白、別のフォーゼの大敵、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして闇、幻想、および闇の生き物のマスター
Mira Michaels has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DARK CASTLE-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS ILLUSIONARY CASTLE DARKNESS ANGEL OF DIVINE DARK ILLUSIONARY CASTLE FEAR JUSTICE AND DIVINE DARK CASTLE ILLUSION LOVE!
We were amazed by Mira Michaels' Super Angel-Dark Castle-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Wallow saw it, he went mad with rage and ran at her to kill her, but Mira Michaels fired a powerful black and dark purple energy blast with darkness, shadows, creatures of darkness, illusions, and castles at Wallow and sent him into a hamburger wall, he got out, but he was pissed off now.
Nico: Whoa, Mira Michaels has transformed!
Lincoln: Now, Wallow's about to know the true meaning of fear, and Mira, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Mira Michaels: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Dark Illusionary Fiend Castle and Divine Darkness Castle Illusionary Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put a stop to Wallow once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Mira.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Mira Michaels.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've had this coming for a very long time, Wallow, now prepare to face true fear!
Mira Michaels and Lincoln went after Wallow, who fired water blasts at them, but Lincoln absorbed the water blasts and it made him even more stronger than ever, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and dark purple energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Wallow and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on him, along with scratches from Lincoln's claws, and they were angering him even more.
Then, Mira Michaels and Lincoln fired two powerful dark energy blasts at Wallow, and they made his worst fear come to life: getting boiled alive, and he screamed in fright.
Eli: Whoa, was that...?
Nicholette Torrington: Yep, Mira Michaels brought Wallow's fear to life with that dark energy blast, and it looks like Lincoln also has that power as well, thanks to him feeding on Mira Michaels' blood.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Mira Michaels, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Castle of Illusions' Dark Illusionary Fiend Castle Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's black with dark purple flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and Castle of Illusions surrounded by darkness etched on the sides, and a red gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Mira Michaels fired blasts of rainbow energy, black and dark purple energy, and elemental forces at Wallow and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down, tied up, and sent to The Masters of Evil. We cheered as Mira Michaels and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Mira Michaels' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Mira Michaels: Now, all that's left is Abigor to recruit. Thanks for helping me take down Wallow, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Mira.
Suddenly, Mira Michaels wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomachs pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Mira Michaels's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Castle of Illusions flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and darkness around them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Mira Michaels absorbed the darkness and they came back to us as the display and Castle of Illusions vanished.
Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call a battle of illusionary fear, awesome job.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico. Now, all that's left is the Wind Demon, Abigor.
Me: And we'll have The Hidden as new members of The Masters of Evil. But, be careful, guys, Abigor will no doubt be a tougher challenge than Gressil and Wallow.
Lincoln: Don't worry, J.D., when we face Abigor, he'll be in for a big surprise.
Ragdoll: If I ever see Lumpus out of jail again, it's gonna be too soon.
Grizzly: No kidding.
Batroc: At least we've got these hamburgers.
Shade: We sure have.
Dark Leo: Let's start packing several of them.
Dark Don: Already on it.
We did so and it was awesome.
Nico: But it was awesome too. Great job today everyone.
Pinkie Pie: It was amazing! (To the viewers) I love good burgers and now we have a good break ahead of us.
Me: We sure do.
Qin: Yep.
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
This was a good one.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Mallow, Panty & Stocking, Moss Man, Number 87: Queen of The Night, Chirubimé, Princess of Autumn Leaves, Mariña, Princess of Sunflowers, Talaya, Princess of Cherry Blossoms, Tytannial, Princess of Camellias, Serena, Princess of Rafflesias and Tonasu, Princess of Pumpkins along with Evil Seed, Evil Mushroom Man, Monster Dandelion, Cataslisma, Plant Undead and Savage Noble are heading to the mall for some last minute Christmas Shopping and we're going to have a lot of fun on this one. Also we're going to battle Master Asia, who was brought back to life by the Aparoids as well as have a Number Card and a Dark Orb and is also ANOTHER DURENDAL and that is gonna be a brutal battle with Eli and him with their Gundams! Also we're going to face Another Lyra Undead Zodiarts and Another Evilseed! Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Magneton and her name is Eileen Teslator and she is a girl that Nico and Missy know from science and she specializes in lightning science. She is a very powerful lightning power master. She also hates Lila Rossi and wants nothing more than to electrocute her into oblivion. The match-up scene is for Lindsey Oropendola, Gene-Slammer of Mucus Yolk, and she and Lincoln are going to take down the last of The Hidden, Abigor. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to The Skylands, specifically the Sensei Tech Realm, and Pinkie Pie is going to get a powerful treasure here: a powerful greatsword known as The Technological Laughter Alicorn Greatsword of The Tech Skylanders, but we also got bad news: Tira, the bloodthirsty psychotic assassin and major antagonist from Soul Calibur, has come back from the dead, and she's out for blood and revenge. And we're also going to meet a Underworld Goddess of the Closed World Gene-Slammer named Beatrice Shadowhold, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Italy and classmate in Art, but she's also a passionate poet and a fan of dark magic. She, Lincoln, and Lucy would often practice dark sorcery and even learn to control demons and even summon supernatural creatures. To show thanks, Lucy took Lincoln and Beatrice to a park after where Beatrice kissed Lincoln on the lips during the new moon. She's also the twin sister of Sheena Fujibayashu, and Beatrice knew that Sheena had a crush on Lloyd Irving, and she hates Flip with a burning passion, along with a Firewall Dragon Singularity Gene-Slammer named Zoey Ryōshidoragon, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Science, but she's also an incredible technomancer and can even enhance machinery and surprisingly loves dragons. Her last name, Ryōshidoragon, means Quantum Dragon in Japanese. She and Lincoln would play Dungeons and Dragons with the other Louds, and they even cosplayed as the Dungeons and Dragons characters, and while they were cosplaying, Zoey kissed Lincoln on the lips. She's also the cousin of Mimi Tachikawa and she's known that both Tai and Mimi are dating, and she hates Lewis Travolta and Bubble Bass with a burning passion. Now we have 3 Non-Combat Chapters all in a row from the 24th to the 26th and first up is where Sunny Starscout makes us all awesome cookies for us as a Christmas Eve treat and it's going to be awesome.
