MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
I know it's late but I hope you all had a great time.
It was time for our favorite time of the year! It was December 25th, 2022 and it was CHRISTMAS DAY!
We woke up at 8:10 AM!
Me: (GASP) Christmas is here!
We went down to the living room and saw THE ENTIRE LIVING ROOM WITH A MASSIVE CITY OF PRESENTS BY THE TREE!
Nico: WOW!
Poromon, Manaphy, Poliwag, and Horsea: MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!
Me: Merry Christmas to all of you guys too.
Lola: Look at all the presents!
Xenia: So many of them!
Camie: Awesome!
The Masters of Evil came.
Vypra: Merry Christmas guys!
Me: Same to you Vypra.
Dark Spicer: Holy mackerel look at all the presents.
Me: I know. So many of them.
We got breakfast and then got to opening presents and we got ALL SORTS of gifts. But the presents for the ambassadors were awesome
Hari: Brittney, here is my gift to you.
Brittney: Thanks Hari.
She opened it and got an awesome Huge SPELLBOOK!
Brittney: Whoa! The Grimoire of All the Worlds Dark Magic. Thanks Hari!
Hari: You're welcome Brittney.
Takeru: Onua, here's a gift from me.
Onua opened his gift and got an awesome Eyecon Sword.
Takeru: It's an awesome Eyecon Sword.
Onua: It's so awesome!
Yost Spiderman: Hay Lin, I got this gift for you.
Hay Lin opened it and she got an awesome Web blaster gun that had a laser and lightning blaster and many weapons.
Shinnosuke: Onewa, I hope you like this gift from me.
Onewa got an awesome Shift Car Elemental Blaster and it was awesome.
Yost Captain America: Celestia, I want you to have this gift.
She opened it and got a SUN CUTIE MARK VERSION of his shield!
Aruto: Flora, this gift is for you.
Flora got a Progrise Key Elemental Sword and it was awesome!
Juru: Rarity, I hope this gift isn't too uncouth.
Rarity got an amazing dress that he and Leni and Maria made and it was a beautiful aqua blue, purple and ocean blue jeweled dress and it was something that the richest people in the world like.
Haruto: Elyon, here's your gift.
Elyon got an awesome spellbook of Wizard Ring Magic and it was awesome!
Dino Squad Max: Here's a gift from me, Vakama.
Vakama got his own belt and he can turn into ANY KIND of dinosaur.
Gentaro: Whenua, here's my gift for you.
Whenua got an amazing Astroswitch Sword and it was out of this world.
Yost Wolverine: Luna, I hope this gift from me turned out alright.
Princess Luna got an awesome Moon Whip Sword! The blade was a chain of crescent moons.
Kaito: Zarya, here's a full power Christmas gift from me!
Zarya got a Zenkai Bow and Arrow set and the arrows are all imbued with the powers and skills of the M.O.E. and the team.
Touma: Megan, I know you and your family like the holidays. So, I got you this gift.
Megan got awesome Universe Sword called The Starstorm Universe Sword of All Literature and it can use all the Wonder Ride Books of any kind.
Shotaro: Nuju, I hope you like this gift Phillip helped me pick out for you.
Nuju got a Gaia Memory Sword that can use 20 Gaia Memories all at once.
Tyson: Tahu, I hope you like the gift I'm about to give you.
Tahu got an amazing and beautiful Beyblade Sword that can fire 5 Blades
Tsukasa: Roxy, here's a gift from me.
Roxy got an awesome Ridecard Sword that can use Ridecard Swords.
Rango: Pinkie, I hope you like this gift. Especially since this is a Christmas party.
Rango gave her an amazing Christmas Eggnog Blaster for parties and more.
Wataru: Stella, I hope you like this gift.
Wataru gave her a Vampire Sun Slayer Sword.
Live Action Optimus: Starlight, I can't remember the last Christmas I ever celebrated. So, I hope this gift isn't too bad.
Starlight got an ENERGON STAR SABER!
Ryotaro: Takanuva, I hope you like this gift Momotaros helped me get.
Ryotaro gave him an awesome Den-O Card Sword.
Mike Chilton: Qin, here's a Christmas gift. You deserve it after everything you've been through.
Qin got a Motorcity Rebellion Speed Sword!
Soji: Nokama, here's a Christmas gift.
Nokama got a Zector Sword that can use ALL Zectors.
Hitoshi: Gali, this gift is for you.
Gali got a sword sword.
Izuku: Nanette, I want you to have this gift.
Nanette got an awesome sword that can use ALL the powers of EVERY single Quirk there is.
Sento: Pohatu, here's your gift.
Pohatu got an awesome Fullbottle sword that can us 10 Fullbottles all at once.
Lupin: Here's your gift, Sheila. Don't worry! I didn't steal it from anywhere.
Sheila got and awesome logbook for all the criminals that she can use that we bust as well as a database and a treasure book.
Ness: Layla, here's your Christmas gift.
Layla got a book on Awesome new PK Magic Book
UA Iron Man: Sydney, here's your gift.
Sydney got her new and awesome Iron Woman Suit!
2012 Leo: Emerald, here's your gift.
Emerald got her own magical ninja sword.
Kouta: Lillian, here's my gift to you.
Lillian got an awesome Lockseed Sword that can use 4 Lockseeds at once.
Andy: Applejack, Rodney helped me pick out this gift for you.
Applejack gave her an awesome magical scythe that she can use to m\garden and grow numerous plants all at once.
Charlie Brown: Kendra, this gift is for you.
Kendra got an awesome baseball bat that is amazingly strong and can base a baseball and any bad guy.
Cody Burns: Georgina, here's your Christmas present.
Georgina got a Cybertronian Laser Gun.
Snake: Irma, this Christmas present is for you.
Irma got an awesome elemental grenade blaster.
Yost Reed: Bloom, I want you to have this gift.
Bloom got an awesome elemental dragon flame wristband.
Eiji: Will, this present is for you.
Will got an awesome Core Medal Sword that can use 10 Core Medals all at once.
Emu: Kopaka, here's your Christmas present.
Kopaka got an awesome Gashat Sword that can use any Gashat.
Mikey Kudo: Piper, you deserve this gift for all the effort you and the others put into helping me and my team.
Piper got an awesome elemental Fusion Digimon Sword.
Ratchet: Sunset, I hope you like this gift I got for you.
Sunset got an awesome Interstellar Energy sword Blaster.
Maggie Peyton: Tecna, this gift is for you.
Tecna got an amazing Sword that can turn into an amazing race car.
Jak: Taranee, I hope you enjoy this gift me and Daxter got you.
Taranee got an awesome Ego Blaster
Nate: Here's your gift, Twilight.
Nate gave Twilight an awesome Yokai Power Blaster and Summoner.
Sunny Bridges: I hope you like this gift, Musa. Especially since me and my class went through our own Christmas adventure a long time ago.
Sunny gave Music an awesome Music Blaster that can turn any song into an energy blast.
Ish: Here's your gift, Rainbow.
Rainbow Dash got an awesome Football Blaster that can fire symbols of the NFL Football teams.
Shu: Here's your gift, Arkayna.
Arkayna got an awesome scepter that can summon dragons of any kind.
Zayto: Cornelia, you've earned this gift for being patient for your Ambassador missions.
Cornelia got an awesome Sword that can use up to 5 Dino Fury Keys of any kind all at once.
Me: WHOA! You guys gave all sorts of awesome gifts!
Nico: Yeah you sure did.
Me: Oh Evelyn.
I got out a present.
Me: This one is from Kazuma. He told me to give it to you for Christmas.
Evelyn: That was awesome and nice of him.
She got an awesome Rouse Card Sword that can use the powers of any kind of Rouse Card!
We all got all sorts of amazing presents!
Later we were in the simulator and we were flying over the North Pole. Flying over the North Pole was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Flash, Fiona Hernandez, Ancient Fairy Dragon, Black Winged Dragon, Power Tool Dragon and Life Stream Dragon along with Golden Glider, Pink Ranger Slayer, Blandy, Blizzaru, Doll (Growl/Runark) and Auric Goldfinger and we were on an awesome and amazing rescue. We got reports that Dr. Claw, my old enemy and the archnemesis of Inspector Gadget was trying to destroy Christmas. He is impersonating Santa Claus and turned all the elves into his drones and threw the real Santa Claus in prison.
Me: So Dr. Claw is doing this! I thought we would NEVER get a crack at him again.
Nico: Boy I can't remember the last time we faced him.
Eli: Dr. Claw is dangerous as all get out.
Lola: But this will be awesome.
Camie: Who is Dr. Claw?
Me: He is the leader of a terrorist organization called MAD, M.A.D. It means Mean And Dirty. Its goal is to terrorize the world. Also Dr. Claw is my enemy too.
I went over his history.
Dr. George Claw (also known as Sanford Scolex in the first live action film, George Claw in Gadget and the Gadgetinis, and Irving Balonious Claw, Jr. in the 2015 series) is the main antagonist of the Inspector Gadget franchise. He is the unseen crime lord of M.A.D., who is obsessed with destroying the titular main protagonist and taking over the world. His face and full body is never seen throughout any of the franchises, except for his clawed hands, hence his name.
Judging by the elements of the franchise, he was loosely inspired by the classic spy movie villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld, the archenemy of James Bond.
He was voiced by Frank Welker and the late Don Francks (who also voiced Mok Swagger in Rock & Rule, Kybo Ren in Star Wars: Droids- the Adventures of C3P0 & R2D2, Sabretooth in X-Men: The Animated Series, Gmork in The Neverending Story's animated series, Dr. Greed in Journey to the Center of the Earth and D. D. Kovet in An Angel for Christmas) in the original 1983-1988 series and the late Tony Jay in the 1989-2000 TV series, who also voices Monsieur D'Arque in Beauty and the Beast and Judge Claude Frollo in The Hunchback of Notre Dame; Brian Drummond in the 2001-2005 TV series, Corey Burton in the 2006-2014 TV series, and Martin Roach in the 2015 TV series, who also voices Malco in Di-Gata Defenders and portrays Daniel Mutuku's Demon in Locke & Key.
Dr. Claw is much smarter than Inspector Gadget, who is extremely idiotic and gullible, and is unable to identify a disguised criminal as a MAD agent. If it was not for Gadget's dog, Brain (who is often accused by Gadget as either a MAD agent or is just chasing him for carrying information paper that is precious to MAD), and his niece, Penny, then Dr. Claw would have easily succeeded quickly in only one mission, as every episode follows a very similar story, a recurring trait in superhero cartoons.
He runs a criminal syndicate called M.A.D., whose mascot is an evil pet cat named MAD Cat (whom he keeps by his side). His hideout is usually in an old castle first seen in the episode "Winter Olympics". Even though he destroyed his own castle in "Winter Olympics," it is assumed the M.A.D. agents reconstructed it. In "Gadget and the Gadgetinis," Dr. Claw's hideout is a beachside mansion with a fancy futuristic design. Dr. Claw's plans would be foiled in every episode, forcing him to flee in his versatile black and red vehicle called the Clawmobile - also known as the M.A.D. Mobile (which could fire missiles and change into a car, jet, or submarine).
While escaping he would yell his catch phrase: "I'll get you next time, Gadget!... Next time!" —,or some variation, which was followed by MAD Cat's signature yowl and hiss. Even though Dr. Claw has seemingly unlimited resources and riches he still tries to rob banks on occasion, and in one episode he teamed up with his Japanese counterpart, Iji Waruda-san, to steal all the jewelry in the world with Waruda's weapon, the "Fuji Ray". In "Gadget and the Gadgetinis" Dr. Claw states that he hates children and doesn't want his nephew William to stay with him.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!
Camie: Oh man! I can't believe he is that evil!
Xenia: We won't let him get away with this!
Me: No we sure won't! But we killed him twice so we'll have him put into the Masters of Evil this time. Vypra will keep him in check.
Pink Ranger Slayer: That's for sure J.D. We sure will.
Me: Great.
Nico: Flash, I want to thank you, Golden Glider, and your teams for coming.
Flash: Not a problem Nico.
Golden Glider: But this is perfect because we're over my favorite environment and that is ice.
Me: I agree.
Nico: J.D. has a really bad history with Dr. Claw.
Me: Yep. Also Dr. Claw gave me this.
I showed a MAD Symbol Scar on the back of my left hand.
Me: This is my mark from Dr. Claw that he gave me when I was closing in on his operation years ago.
Camie: Geez! That must've hurt.
Me: It REALLY Hurt.
Eli: Ouch.
Me: Yeah and we were killing and arresting Many of his MAD Agents left and right and it was a brutally crazy process.
Laney: Yep. It was awesome taking them down for a while.
Nico: Fiona, remember when we first met?
Fiona Hernandez: I sure do Nico. We met for the first time at Church and you and I became great friends after that. We went on so many awesome treasure hunts.
Ibara: That is so amazing that you and Nico are church buddies Fiona.
Fiona Hernandez: I agree there. He met me and my sisters too. It was really awesome.
Lola: You and your sisters are all amazing Fiona.
Maria Hernandez: We all think so too.
Nicole Hernandez: I think it's really awesome that we all met Nico.
Nico: It sure is.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: And now, you 3 are part of my harem.
Me: They sure are. 4 actually. Don't forget Natasha.
Qin: Yeah that's true.
Lola: I think it's awesome.
Nico: It sure is.
Me: Yeah it is so amazing.
Nico: So, Flash. What did you get for Christmas?
Flash: Awesome super fast speed boots.
He got red rainbow lightning speed boots.
Qin: Those are great Barry.
Flash: Thanks Qin. They sure are awesome.
Nico: I think so too.
Lola: We all had fun.
Nico: What about you, Golden Glider? Did you get anything for Christmas?
Golden Glider: I got awesome lightning thunder skates. I can strike my enemies with lightning from them when I skate.
Qin: Those are awesome Lisa!
Golden Glider: They sure are. And it will be so cool to see what they can do.
Xenia: Yeah it sure will.
Laney: We all got some really awesome gifts for Christmas.
Twilight Sparkle: We all sure did.
Me: What did you and your friends all do for Hearthswarming Eve Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: We had a great party and had apple cider and cakes and desserts and even so many awesome stories.
Me: Glad you guys all had fun.
Varie: We all are.
Nico: I honestly didn't expect Kazuma to give Evelyn a Christmas Gift.
Me: Well he told me to give it to her for Christmas since we don't visit Kazuma till February 12th.
Evelyn: That was really awesome of him.
Me: He gave me very specific instructions not to give it to her till Christmas.
Qin: And it's good you followed them.
Xenia: Yeah but that was so thoughtful.
Me: It sure was.
Nico: I'll say.
Camie: Boy all our presents were great.
Nico: Before we go after Claw, we need to make a stop.
Me: What is it Nico?
Nico: You'll see.
We landed and Nico walked towards a seemingly ordinary snowman.
Maria: Wait. I think I know what he's doing.
Me: Yep.
Nico went over and sang the great song Frosty the Snowman.
Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY)
Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul,
With a corn cob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made of coal.
Frosty the Snowman, is a fairytale, they say.
He was made of snow, but the children know he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found,
For when they placed it on his head, he began to dance around!
Oh, Frosty, the Snowman, was alive as he could be;
and the children say he could laugh and play,
just the same as you and me.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
look at Frosty go.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
over the hills of snow.
Frosty the Snowman, knew the sun was hot that day,
so he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun now, before I melt away."
Down to the village, with a broomstick in his hand,
Running here and there, all around the square,
sayin', "Catch me if you can."
He led them down the streets of town, right to the traffic cop;
and only paused a moment, when he heard him holler, "Stop!"
For Frosty, the Snowman, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't cry, I'll be back again some day."
Nico sang it and greatly and then the SNOWMAN came Alive! It was FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!
Me: AWESOME!
Flash: Hey there, Frosty!
Frosty the Snowman: Oh wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor.
Me: You too Frosty. You are an awesome legend!
Frosty the Snowman: I'm so happy to finally meet you guys. I heard so much about all your adventures and they are great.
Me: We get that a lot. But for over 72 years you've been an iconic and timeless classic.
Frosty the Snowman: I am so honored to be remembered for so long.
Nico: Wanna help us save Christmas?
Frosty the Snowman: I would be honored. But I would melt in warm rooms.
Me: Not anymore.
I used my magic and like how Elsa did with Olaf, I gave him the ability to live in any environment no many what kind warm or cold.
Frosty the Snowman: Awesome!
Me: Cool!
We were off.
Flash: What did you get for Christmas, Maria?
Maria: My own Elemental Sword that can turn into any kind of element blade and an awesome blaster like Williams. Carmen and Liam both got the same things.
Qin: That is cool Maria!
Carol: It sure is! We're so happy too.
Camie: We all got so many awesome gifts.
Me: There it is.
We saw Santa's Village.
Nico: Santa's village ho!
May: I hope it's still intact.
Me: Looks all right to me.
Eli: But it isn't. I sense that Dr. Claw is there. He has Santa in the prison underneath and all the elves are under Dr. Claw's control.
Nico: We can't let him know we're here.
Me: Hmm. I've got a plan.
We were going to bust the Real Santa Claus out by burrowing into the prison first.
Juran: I got the shovels!
Nico: Perfect. Lets dig!
We got digging.
Inspector Gadget was pulling on the Real Santa's beard.
Inspector Gadget: Your eyes don't twinkle, your dimples aren't merry and this phony beard wouldn't fool anyone!
Santa Claus: Ouch! Doh!
Then a rumble came and then…
POP!
We came out underneath Gadget.
Me: Gadget don't pull on the real Santa's beard! That's the Real Santa you dimwit!
Nico: Sorry to drop in like this. But we came to help.
We got up and out of the hole.
Gadget: Wait. If this is Santa, who did I just talk to half an hour ago?
Me: That was Dr. Claw!
Nico: He was impersonating the real Santa and the one you were talking too in here is the real thing!
Eli: That's right! He is controlling all the elves here and he is going to destroy Christmas.
Gadget: Santa, I hope you can forgive me!
Santa Claus: Oh I do Inspector Gadget.
Me: I guess this makes Number 9 in us helping you out.
Qin: Yeah.
Camie: But we won't let Dr. Claw hurt you.
Me: Lets give Dr. Claw a Christmas battle like no other! (Eyes glow red) I have an old score to settle with him.
Nico: First, we need to free the elves!
Eli: Leave that to me.
Me: Fluttershy you help tame Mad Cat.
Fluttershy: Okay. I will.
We got out of the cell and headed up to the factory.
We saw that the elves were all messing up the toys and breaking them so that the kids all over the world will never trust Santa Claus ever again. Dr. Claw's objective: If he couldn't have a Christmas, NO ONE COULD!
I used my X-Ray Vision and saw that the Elves had MIND CONTROL CHIPS in their hats!
Me: They have mind control chips in their hats.
Nico: Eli?
Eli: A little Force Lightning should do the trick.
Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and it hit the chips and destroyed them in one blast.
The Elves were BACK TO NORMAL! They were singing and were back to normal.
Me: Yes!
Dr Claw: WHAT!? NO! Their control has been destroyed! HOW!?
Nico: NOW!
We went at Dr. Claw!
Me: DR. CLAW!
Dr. Claw saw me!
Me: I have a score to settle with you!
Nico: And we brought Frosty the Snowman too!
Frosty the Snowman: That's right!
Dr. Claw: You ruined everything!
Me: Too bad for you!
He jumped down and came at me and I punched him in the face and then punched him down.
Me: It will be a lot easier without this on.
I took off my parka and tied it around my waist.
Nico: Good idea. It's nice and warm in here.
We did the same thing.
Dr. Claw came at me and he was INFURIATED!
I kicked him in the face!
Nico: (gets out Kangor and Avalanche's Ridewatches) I didn't get to use these yesterday.
Eli: Sorry about that.
Nico: No worries.
He activated them and then smashed the floor and then Dr. Claw tumbled down and smashed onto the floor.
Me: No one is going to ruin Christmas on our watch.
Nico: That's right!
I went at Dr. Claw and punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and punched him in the face again!
Me: That was for giving me this scar on my hand!
I showed the scar he gave me.
Nico: Santa, you can get some shots in.
Santa Claus: Don't mind if I do.
PEPPERMINT CANDY CANE MAGISWORD!
He used his own Magisword!
Me: You use Magiswords too Santa?
Santa Claus: I sure can.
Me: Cool! Ryo do you mind?
Ryo Ogami: Go for it J.D.
I pulled out his Wonder Ride Book called Black Turtle Legend.
Dr. Claw: AGENTS STOP THEM!
He sent NUMEROUS MAD Agents to come at us.
Me: (Reads Verse) "Through the beautiful forests of legend came the mighty Genbu, the Black Tortoise of the North and with a powerful look from his everwatching eyes he fired a stream of black hail from the tree on his shell and bashed down numerous foes with hail the size of minivans."
NUMEROUS Black Hailstones the size of minivans appeared and bashed the MAD Agents and splattered their blood and guts EVERYWHERE!
Me: YUCK!
Nico: That was gross!
Me: Sorry you had to see that Santa.
Santa Claus: No worries.
Nico: NOW, you can get some shots in.
Santa slashed Numerous MAD Agents all over and fired peppermint sticks and bashed numerous MAD Agents all over and knocked Dr. Claw down.
Qin: Take that!
?: HIYAH!
Then a figure jumped in and it was a girl with brown hair and brown clothes and she had brown angel wings and her own version of the Earth Master Sword Fierce Earth and the Black Turtle Legend Wonder Ride Book. She also had a tiara with the emblem of Kamen Rider Buster on a tiara and her shirt.
Me: Whoa! Who are you?
Andromeda Buster: Sorry to drop in like this but my name is Andromeda Buster and I'm the Embodiment of Kamen Rider Buster for Saber.
Ryo Ogami: Wow! That is awesome!
Lola: I'll say!
Andromeda Buster: I got this.
She slashed the ground and entombed ALL of the MAD Agents in Crystal!
Nico: WHOA!
Xenia: Her power is incredible!
Me: Now all that's left is Dr. Claw.
I kicked him in the face.
Nico: Let's end this!
But then a black version of TOEPICK came! It was ANOTHER TOEPICK!
Me: Whoa Another Toepick!
Qin: Oh boy! Now Dr. Claw is in for it!
Dr. Claw: You think I'm scared of this cretin?
Another Toepick: (In a girls voice) You should be scared of THIS!
Her faceplate opened and then he TURNED WHITE as a ghost! And HE SCREAMED AND WAS SCARED OUT OF HIS MIND!
Dr. Claw: NO YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
(DEMONIC LAUGHTER)
Dr. Claw: GET AWAY FROM ME! NO NO NOOOOOO!
HE WAS SCARED BAD TO THE POINT THAT HE FAINTED!
Albedo turned into Negative Toepick.
Negative Toepick: That's even scarier than death!
Me: You got that right! Thanks for scaring him.
Another Toepick: No problem.
Me: And I thought that voice sounded familiar. Gina Liechtenstein.
Another Toepick: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here.
Nico: You know her?
Me: Yep. She's a computer programmer and she also is a Halloween Costume Designer.
Nico: Very fitting for her.
Me: Yep.
Maria: What did Swartz promise you?
Another Toepick: Just to make scary video games as well as awesome costumes that can scare the crap out of anyone.
Me: You already are a great programmer. You made one of my daughter Brittney's favorite games.
I pulled out a game and it was called NIGHTMARE OF THE PHANTASMAGORIC RIDDLE!
Brittney: Your game is perfect for me because of my style for the gothic subculture and my love of nightmares and darkness and all that.
Another Toepick: I'm glad you like it Brittney.
Me: Also you make great costumes for Halloween.
Another Toepick: I knew that Swartz was lying to me.
Me: He lied to everyone. Any other Opponents besides you?
Another Toepick: Just another version of her.
She pointed to Golden Glider.
Golden Glider: Awesome! This will be cool to see.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Nico: (gets out Stinky Butt's Ridewatch) Before, I thought Toepick was gross. Now, I know he's scary as fuck!
Me: Nico language! We're in Santa's village.
Nico: Sorry.
Nico activated it and farted and knocked down Another Toepick and she was back to normal and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and then I held my breath and picked up Gina. She was a girl with black hair and a blue shirt and pants and I brought her over.
Me: (Breathes out) (Panting)
Gina Liechtenstein: (GROANS) What a headache and who ripped one? It smells like someone dipped their butt in bat guano.
Nico chuckled nervously.
Maria: (changing the subject) Hostile or friendly?
Gina Liechtenstein: Oh. Friendly.
Me: Good.
Then a figure came in and skated really gracefully and she was REALLY skating well. We saw her do moves that even Kristy Yamaguchi would be proud of. We saw that it was a dark version of Golden Glider! It was ANOTHER GOLDEN GLIDER!
Qin: Wow! She is great!
Me: She sure is!
Rarity: Oh she skates amazingly well darlings.
She stopped and we cheered for her.
Another Golden Glider: Thank you thank you!
Me: That was awesome and I knew it was you Tina Yakuzuna.
Another Golden Glider: It's awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: You too Tina and that was a great performance as always.
Andromeda Buster: I take it you two know each other?
Me: Yep. She is an Olympic Gold Medal Figure Skater for the United States and I rooted her on in the 2010 Vancouver Olympics. She is the youngest ever in the sport and won 10 Gold Medals.
Nico: Wow! I remember seeing that all over. That was so awesome.
Another Golden Glider: My hero Kristy Yamaguchi would be really proud of me.
Me: She sure would.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Another Golden Glider: Just to become the greatest ice skating champion of all.
Me: You already are like that. You went to Both the Vancouver and Sochi Olympics and you won 20 gold medals in both sports. You are the greatest Olympian ever for the Winter Games.
Another Golden Glider: That is true.
Qin: I love the Winter Olympics. I've always wanted to be a great downhill skiing champion.
Me: That is my favorite event because of going down that mountain.
Another Golden Glider: It sure is a great event. And I know that Swartz lied to me.
Me: He lied to everyone. But he is gone and given the Black Gates.
Qin: Yep.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Another Golden Glider: No worries. Come at me and don't hold back.
Nico: (Gets out Golden Glider's Ridewatch) All that glitters is gold!
Me: And it always shines bright. Ice me J.D.
Me: Coming at you.
I fired a wave of ice and made an ice obstacle course Nico activated it and got Golden Gliders skates and he skated and he went over loops and spikes and more and then jumped and shredded ice and buried Another Golden Glider in snow.
Nico: (gets out Pink Ranger Slayer's Ridewatch) And now, for this!
Fiona Hernandez: Lets do it together Nico! (ACTIVATES PINK RANGER SLAYER'S RIDEWATCH)
Nico activated the ridewatch too.
Nico and Fiona fired fire arrows and they smashed down Another Golden Glider!
Qin: YEAH!
May: Now lets see what this one does. (ACTIVATES BLANDY'S RIDEWATCH)
She used Shapeshifting Powers and turned into a Female Elf and pulverized her all over!
Qin: WHOA! That is awesome!
Blandy: That was really well done May.
Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju gear!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor!
Qin: Oh yeah!
May: Time to feel the wrath of the stars. (Activates Blizaru's ridewatch)
She fired waves of energy and smashed her all over the place.
Maria: (gets out Doll's Ridewatch) My turn now!
She activated it but it was NOT WHAT she was expecting! Maria glowed and she was a now a voluptuous girl in an aqua blue bikini and she was really SMOKING HOT!
Qin: WHOA MAN!
William in the control room saw Maria in that and then he blasted off with a powerful nosebleed and smashed into the wall! OUCH!
William also had hearts swirling around him.
William: Oh wow! Maria you look so beautiful in a bikini.
Carmen: Boy my sister needs to stop wearing a one piece swimsuit.
Maria: (gets out Auric Goldfinger's Ridewatch) That's the only time I'm using a bikini!
Me: Okay that one we'll use to WEED OUT perverts.
Nicole: It will make a great tool for it.
Maria: True.
Maria activated her ridewatch and was back to her normal clothes and then she got out a golden gun and fired energy blasts and smashed down Another Golden Glider!
Qin: Yeah!
Kite Man and his team came out and he had Yost Vulture, Doktor Frogg, Bubbles (Pony Life), Batty And Count Fang.
Nico: Nice team, Kite Man!
Kite Man: Thanks. I think it's cool.
Me: Having a good Christmas?
Kite Man: You bet I am.
They fired waves of energy and smashed her all over.
Maria: I hope the next Gene Slammer's near.
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!
Another Golden Glider was getting whacked in the head all over by a Farfetch'd!
Qin: WHOA! A Farfetch'd!
Me: Boy that little one is really hitting her hard!
Camie: And with a leek of all things!
Farfetch'd: (In a girls voice) (British Accent) TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT!
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!
Farfetch'd: You like that you baddie!
Nico: (GASP) Minerva Arthur!? Whoa!
She jumped back.
Farfetch'd: It's good to see you again Nico. I got this.
She fired a Razor Leaf Storm and knocked down Another Golden Glider and she was back to normal and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and then I went over to Tina and picked her up. She was a girl with black hair and had a yellow ice skating uniform on.
Tina Yakuzuna: (GROANS) What a headache,
Me: She also hit you hard on your head.
I brought her over.
Me: Also weren't you also knighted by the Queen of England?
Farfetch'd: I sure was.
Me: That is cool!
Flash: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Fiona: I was gonna ask that but it would be a little too weird.
Farfetch'd: No worries but my favorite is when me and Nico found the legendary sword Excalibur and I succeeded in pulling it out. I'm a direct descendent of King Arthur and me and Nico did all kinds of heroic adventures in England. It's how I was knighted by the Queen as Dame Minerva Arthur of Withermarsh.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Wow that is cool! And you are a direct descendent of King Arthur himself? Wow! He lived back over 1,500 years ago.
Laney: Yeah.
Nicole: That is so cool! And we know King Arthur too. Long story.
Me: Lets get you back to normal.
Farfetch'd: Okay but I'm naked.
Me: Uh oh.
Nicole: No one peak!
I put on my blind man glasses and everyone covered their eyes.
Frosty: I can tell this happens a lot.
Nico: It sure does.
I snapped my fingers and she was reverting back.
The leek vanished.
Dame Minerva Arthur: Aww! I liked that leek!
She was back to normal and was a girl with blue hair and she was naked and she had the mighty and legendary sword Excalibur on her back. The fashion brigade moved in and gave her new clothes and she had a neon pink Japanese School Girl uniform on.
Dame Minerva Arthur: Wow! I look smashing in the Japanese School Academy uniform.
Me: You sure do.
Nico and Minerva hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you and Merry Christmas.
Dame Minerva Arthur: Me too Nico. Me too.
Nico: The Dodrio Gene Slammer is here somewhere.
Then a Dodrio swooped in and jumped over Nico and landed!
Me: WHOA! It's a Dodrio!
Xenia: Wow!
Dodrio: (In three girls voices) (In Acapella) Hello, hello, hello!
Dodrio left head: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: The Avianna Triplets! Awesome!
Me: Nice acapella girls.
Nico: Guys meet Alliyah, Adrienne and Anna Avianna.
Dodrio right head: Wait. Where is here again?
Me: You're in the North Pole. You're at Santa's Village.
Qin: Yeah but it's awesome to see you girls again.
Dodrio Middle head: Same here Qin.
Maria: Yeah, there was no two Gene Slammers yesterday. This makes up for it.
Nico: Yep.
Dodrio Right Head: I agree.
Me: What are your favorite memories of Nico?
Dodrio Right Head: We have many of them.
Dodrio Middle Head: But our favorites are all mostly in gym class.
Dodrio Left Head: Yeah we were the fastest girls ever known in the class.
Dodrio Right Head: We remember this one time that we sent a bully to prison for hurting a bunch of kids and he regretted it.
Qin: I remember that.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Lets get you girls back to normal.
Dodrio Middle Head: Okay then. But we're naked.
Me: Okay.
I put on my blind man glasses again and snapped my fingers and everyone covered their eyes.
Two more blobs came out of the Dodrio body.
And they formed into 3 girls and they had brown hair and orange eyes and were naked. The fashion brigade moved in and gave them all orange clothes and awesome hair styles.
Alliyah Avianna: That was rough.
Adrienne Avianna: It sure was.
Anna Avianna: Yeah but at least we're back to normal. And the clothes we have are awesome.
Alliyah Avianna: Yep.
Nico hugged them.
Nico: I missed you girls.
Avianna Triplets: We missed you too Nico.
We later went back home and it was awesome.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Vert, Jet Vac, Guardian Elma, Fortune Lady Fire, Fortune Lady Water, and Fortune Lady Earth are heading to The Skylands, specifically the Sensei Undead Realm, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but Starlight Glimmer is going to get a powerful treasure here: a powerful greatsword known as The Undead Empathy Alicorn Greatsword of The Undead Skylanders.
But, we're also going to take down a feral version of Lynn: this version of her becomes a dangerous wild animal whenever Packing Day is declared, and it's a day the Louds have dreaded for years, but payback is coming for her for all of the Packing Day nightmares the Louds have suffered for years.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in The Sensei Undead Realm, and I know what I'm going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but Starlight Glimmer is going to get a powerful treasure here: a powerful greatsword known as The Undead Empathy Alicorn Greatsword of The Undead Skylanders.
BBBBBBUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPP!
Lynn: Oh man, and I know that thunderous belch from anywhere, we're also going to take down a feral version of me.
Lana: Yeah, remember Miyuki's story?
Nico: Yeah, I remember. But, give us a run-down of it again, just to be safe, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Got it. Whenever Patchy Drizzle declares it a Packing Day, Lynn goes Full Beast Mode and she turns into a wild and more dangerous feral animal, she lurks in the snow waiting to pummel us with snowballs, no one is safe.
Lana: And even worse, she cleans out the fridge and takes our sack lunches as well, meaning she'd have enough fuel for hours, and whenever she lets out those thunderous belches, it's like the call of death!
Luan: When we see that her coat is gone, that's the first of the signs, the second was what Lana just told us. For years, we've suffered so many Packing Day nightmares because of Lynn, and on that day, when Lincoln went ballistic and attacked Lynn after she attacked Miyuki, he basically ended Packing Day, and after Miyuki told Mom and Dad everything, they ended Packing Day altogether, and Lynn got grounded for nineteen weeks, but she still acted like an animal and wanted revenge.
Lincoln: But, this time, we're going to put an end to the years of Packing Day nightmares that we've had to endure for years, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Vert.
Vert: You're welcome, Lincoln, and isn't today...?
Lincoln: Yep, today's not only Christmas, but it's also the day Audrey Madison finally dies, but I put a delay on the curse, so after our workout in the gym, we're heading to The Uranus Prison to finally see Audrey Madison meet her doom.
Just then, the other Undead Skylanders arrived.
Chop Scotch: Mind if we also join in?
Starlight Glimmer: Not at all, gang.
Suddenly, we heard a thunderous belch in the air.
Lucy: She's here!
Lincoln: Let's make a run for the shrine!
We ran and dodged incoming snowballs, and we arrived at a purple-colored shrine with the symbol of The Undead Skylanders on it, and then, the Undead symbol on Crash Bandicoot's massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery glowed and opened the doors to the shrine and we entered, and we saw a massive and very powerful greatsword floating in the center and light shining down on it: The Undead Empathy Alicorn Greatsword of The Undead Skylanders, a powerful massive greatsword with purple gems representing the Undead Skylanders embedded in the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large alicorn heads for the crossguard, large dark purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large alicorn heads and a large dark purple on the bottom of the alicorn heads for the pommel.
Starlight Glimmer: Whoa, so that's The Undead Empathy Alicorn Greatsword of The Undead Skylanders, it's perfect for me since I'm the Princess of Empathy and The Undead Skylanders.
Suddenly, we saw the My Singing Monster, Yool, and the Duel Monsters, Fire Hand and Ice Hand, and with them are the four girls.
Nico: Whoa, that's the My Singing Monster Christmas-themed monster, Yool, and the Duel Monsters, Fire Hand and Ice Hand.
Yool: (Girl's voice) That's right, Nico Chan.
Fire Hand: (Girl's voice) (Hawaiian Accent) And we got the four girls away from that feral version of Lynn.
Ice Hand: (Girl's voice) (Icelandic Accent) Now, we can take her down for good.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Those voices, Evelyn Nicholas, Angelina Kalā, and Elsa Snjóstormur, I knew it was you three, it's awesome to see you again, but we'll talk later, we've got Feral Lynn to deal with. Let's put that animal on ice!
Starlight Glimmer went up and grabbed The Undead Empathy Alicorn Greatsword of The Undead Skylanders and we exited the shrine. Suddenly, we heard another thunderous belch, and then, we saw a figure running on all fours and she's grunting like a gorilla: it was Feral Lynn, and she matches the description Miyuki Shirayuki gave us.
Nico: Yikes, so that's...!
Lincoln: Lynn whenever Packing Day is declared, get her!
Lincoln fired a blast of ice and made the road slippery, and she slipped and hit a tree. She then got up from the ground, and she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla.
Starlight Glimmer: What an animal, okay, now you've really done it.
Suddenly, Starlight Glimmer's light purple eyes turned neon light purple, and she's surrounded by a purple and cyan blue energy aura with stars, nebulae, magic, Alicorns, and bones, as she unholstered her massive Starlight Glimmer's Nebula Greatsword of Magical Undead Empathy and Starlight Magic Empathy from her back, and as she approached Feral Lynn, she left purple and cyan blue energy, stars, nebulae, magic, Alicorns and bones with every step.
Starlight Glimmer: You really are a wild animal, you know that? You've caused my future husband and his family nothing but nightmares ever year when Packing Day is declared, well, that ends here and now, Packing Day ends here and now.
Suddenly, Starlight Glimmer was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with stars, bones, and nebulae surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a cyan blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Starlight Glimmer emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IT'S THE FEAR BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)
Starlight Glimmer grew from 6'11" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has cyan blue highlights in the bangs of her long purple hair with cyan blue streaks, she has neon light purple eyes and a purple and cyan blue energy aura with stars, bones, nebulae, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star and bones emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with cyan blue iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with cyan blue gems for eyes and the Empathy and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on her ears, she also has an Alicorn with cyan blue gems for eyes and the Empathy and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with cyan blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Starlight Glimmer has on a sleeveless cyan blue blouse with stars, nebulae, bones, and magic on it, sleeveless light purple blouse with cyan blue swirls, short-sleeved purple shirt, blue pants, dark purple leather knee-high boots with cyan blue armor on the toes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, magic, nebulae, and bones on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by stars and nebulae and right on top of its horn is the symbol of the Undead Skylanders. Suddenly, Starlight Glimmer felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive dark purple angel wings with cyan blue tips on the dark purple feathers with bones, stars, and magic falling from the tips grew much bigger for her new body, along with her dark purple and cyan blue streak tail. Starlight Glimmer has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple and cyan blue gem on her left ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her right ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her left shoulder and the Corvus the Crow Constellation on her neck and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Starlight Glimmer's massive Starlight Glimmer's Nebula Greatsword of Magical Undead Empathy and Starlight Magic Empathy and The Undead Empathy Alicorn Greatsword of The Undead Skylanders and all the swords she'd gotten in the treasure battles began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple and cyan blue energy, stars, nebulae, bones, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Starlight Glimmer's Undead Empathy Nebula Star Greatsword of Magical Undead Empathy and Starlight Undead Magic Empathy, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded dark purple gems and her cutie mark, stars, nebulae, and bones etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large purple alicorn heads for the crossguard, large purple and cyan blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, large purple alicorn heads with cyan blue gems for eyes and a large purple gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with purple gems for the eyes and a large cyan blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and purple Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a cyan blue kanji below the alicorn that said, "Starlight Glimmer, Alicorn Princess of Empathy and The Undead Skylanders, Amazing Student of Twilight Sparkle, Emissary of Empathy, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Loving Mother of Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Starstorm Thunder, Firestar Crystal, Waterswirl Aurora, Tornado Starburst, Oracle Lightning, Rainstorm Fireheart, Hurricane Northern, Skystorm Comet, and Many Children, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Archenemy of Dr. Starline, Destroyer of The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table and The Redemption Squad, and Master of Magic, Empathy, and The Undead"
スターライト グリマー、共感のアリコーン プリンセスとアンデッド スカイランダーズ、トワイライト スパークルの素晴らしい生徒、共感の使者、リンカーン ラウドの愛情深い未来の妻、スターバースト オーロラの愛情深い母、ファイアハート フレイム、スターストーム サンダー、ファイアスター クリスタル、ウォータースワール オーロラ、トルネード スターバースト、オラクル ライトニング、レインストーム ファイアハート、ハリケーン ノーザン、スカイストーム コメット、そして多くの子供たち、スレイヤー オブ イービル、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師たちの驚くべき強力な生徒、ドクター スターラインの大敵、終末の破壊者23、エクエストリア、ポニービル、および キャンタロット の擁護者、友情のテーブルの騎士 および リデンプション・スクワッド のメンバー、魔法、共感、およびアンデッドのマスター
Starlight Glimmer has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA STARLIGHT MAGIC UNDEAD NEBULA ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE UNDEAD EMPATHY AND DIVINE COSMIC EMPATHY REDEMPTION!
We were amazed by Starlight Glimmer's Super Angel-Alicorn-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Feral Lynn saw it, she roared again and beat her chest like a gorilla and she charged at Starlight Glimmer to attack her, but Starlight Glimmer fired a powerful purple and cyan blue energy blast with stars, nebulae, bones, magic, and Alicorns, and it hit Feral Lynn and she went flying back, she got up, but now, she was foaming in the mouth, and she's now gone even more crazy.
Starlight Glimmer: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Harmony Empathy Undead Alicorn and Divine Undead Empathy Love) Now, it's time to put you down, you feral animal.
Lincoln: Hold on, Starlight, you're not doing this alone.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Starlight Glimmer.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You don't deserve to be running amok ever again, you wild animal, now it's payback time for all the Packing Day nightmares that you've put us through!
Starlight Glimmer and Lincoln went after Feral Lynn, who just kept throwing snowballs and roaring like a wild animal, but they dodged them, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple and cyan blue energy, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, apples, bones, gears, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Feral Lynn and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords, and they left nasty scars on her, along with scratches from Lincoln's claws, and they were angering her even more.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Starlight Glimmer, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Starlight Glimmer's Empathy Undead Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's purple with cyan blue accents and bones on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn surrounded by bones etched on the sides, and a pink gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Starlight Glimmer fired blasts of rainbow energy, purple and cyan blue energy, and elemental forces at Feral Lynn, and they exploded as they hit her, knocking her down.
Then, Lincoln grabbed Feral Lynn and he sucked out and absorbed her really immense superhuman strength and he made her completely weak, and then, he tossed her into the air, and he, his sisters, and his parents fired Black Gate-infused snowballs at that feral animal and they exploded and she was sent to The Black Gates. We cheered as Lincoln and Starlight Glimmer holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Starlight Glimmer's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer purple and cyan blue streak tail, and massive light purple angel wings are permanent.
Starlight Glimmer: That'll teach you, you wild animal. Thanks for helping me put that wild animal version of Lynn down, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Starlight.
Suddenly, Starlight Glimmer wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Starlight Glimmer's face, they kissed passionately as Starlight Glimmer's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Starlight Glimmer came back to us as the display vanished.
Lori: Finally, it's literally over!
Luna: All the Packing Day nightmares we've had to endure for years all because of that animal have finally been brought to an end.
Lincoln: You said it, Luna, and another dark part of the past and my trauma has finally been brought to an end for good. (To Evelyn Nicholas, Angelina Kalā, and Elsa Snjóstormur) And it's so good to see you again, Evelyn Nicholas, Angelina Kalā, and Elsa Snjóstormur.
Evelyn Nicholas reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing white hair, green eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Yool, and she's dressed in a long-sleeved red coat, red sleeveless top, red pants, midnight black high-heeled knee-high boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and fiends on the coattails and Yool on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Yool-themed greatsword with Yool etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large red-green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and large red-green gem on the bottom of the large angel heads for the pommel.
Angelina Kalā reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing red hair, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Fire Hand, and she's dressed in a short-sleeved long crimson red dress, midnight black high-heeled knee-high boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with dragons and flames on the coattails and Fire Hand on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Fire Hand-themed greatsword with Fire Hand etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight crimson red blade, large dragon heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large dragon heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large dragon heads for the pommel.
And Elsa Snjóstormur reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing white hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Ice Hand, and she's dressed in a short-sleeved ice blue blouse, sleeveless ice blue top, ice blue pants, midnight black high-heeled knee-high boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with dragons and ice on the coattails and Ice Hand on the back and holstered on her back is a massive Ice Hand-themed greatsword with Ice Hand etched etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight ice blue blade, large dragon heads for the crossguard, large ice blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large dragon heads and large ice blue gem on the bottom of the large dragon heads for the pommel.
Evelyn Nicholas: You too, Lincoln.
Angelina Kalā: (Hawaiian Accent) Indeed, it's been a long time.
Elsa Snjóstormur: (Icelandic Accent) Six and a half years, that sure is long.
Lincoln went up to Evelyn Nicholas, Angelina Kalā, and Elsa Snjóstormur and he hugged them, and Evelyn Nicholas, Angelina Kalā, and Elsa Snjóstormur were very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and they had atomic red blushes on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you three since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Evelyn Nicholas: Indeed, you have, but you sure have really grown very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and eleven massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new.
Angelina Kalā: (Hawaiian Accent) You said it, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs.
Elsa Snjóstormur: (Icelandic Accent) And there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know these three?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, the Yool Gene-Slammer is Evelyn Nicholas, she's my Guardian Angel from The North Pole and his classmate in Art, but she's also a beautiful fashionista, but she also hates naughty people notably the jerks, such as NO MA'AM, Billy McLean, Lila Rossi, Flip, Lewis Travolta, Pablo, Anderson, Amy, and even Scoots. The reason why, because she's the great granddaughter of Saint Nicholas A.K.A. Santa Claus himself.
CLANG!
Our jaws dropped and we put them back up..
Nico: Whoa, she's the great-granddaughter of Santa himself?! That's really incredible.
Lincoln: I was stunned myself when she told me, and she, like her great-grandfather, makes a list of who's naughty or nice.
Evelyn Nicholas: That's right, and Lincoln is one of the nicest people I've met, in fact, when we first met, I suddenly fell in love with him, so it was love at first sight, and I even loathed the Dark Sides of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa, and I even made the jerks part of the Permanently Naughty List, and Lincoln and I would do Christmas activities together, and during our Christmas Caroling, I kissed Lincoln on the lips while we were under the mistletoe, and I hate the jerks with a burning passion, hence her Permanently Naughty List.
Me: Whoa, so when you guys first met, it was love at first sight. Just how many girls have fallen in love when they first saw you, Lincoln?!
Lincoln: To be honest, I've lost count, J.D., and the Fire Hand Gene-Slammer is Angelina Kalā, she's my Guardian Angel from Hawaii and classmate in Math, and her last name, Kalā, means Sunshine in Hawaiian, she's also the cousin of Batch, and elder twin sister of Elsa Snjóstormur, and like Lola and Lana, while Elsa prefers to wear pants, Angelina wears dresses, but thankfully unlike the original Snow Miser and Heat Miser, Angelina and Elsa never fought each other, but they do have disputes, but luckily, I was there to diffuse them. Angelina and I would often help Leni with with fashion, and whenever I was busy, Angelina and Elsa would also help out the Loud Sisters. To show thanks, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, and Lynn took me and Angelina to a hot spa, where while relaxing, Angelina kissed me on the lips. Plus, both she and Elsa really hated the jerks with an extreme passion, and she, Elsa, and I love to sing together.
Nico: That's really awesome.
Lincoln: Yep. And the Ice Hand-Gene Slammer is Elsa Snjóstormur, she's my Guardian Angel from Iceland and classmate in Math, her last name, Snjóstormur, means Blizzard in Icelandic. She's also the cousin of Gluko and younger twin sister of Angelina Kalā, and like Lola and Lana, while Angelina wears dresses, Elsa prefers to wear pants, but thankfully unlike the original Snow Miser and Heat Miser, Elsa and Angelina never fought each other, but they do have disputes, but luckily, I was there to diffuse them. Elsa and I often helped Luan with coming up with new pranks, and whenever I was busy, Elsa and Angelina would also help out the Loud Sisters. To show thanks, Lucy, Lola, Lana, Lisa, and Lily took me and Elsa to an ice skating rink, where while skating, Elsa kissed me on the lips. Plus, both she and Angelina really hated the jerks with an extreme passion, and she, Angelina, and I love to sing together.
Nico: Whoa, that's incredible.
Evelyn Nicholas: That's right. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something we want to give you: we want to give you our blood.
We gasped at their request, including Lincoln.
Lincoln: Evelyn, Angelina, Elsa, are you absolutely sure about this?
Evelyn Nicholas: (Smiles) Yes, more than anything, after all, we're going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.
Lincoln looked into the eyes of Evelyn Nicholas, Angelina Kalā, and Elsa Snjóstormur, and he saw that they're really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to Evelyn Nicholas, Angelina Kalā, and Elsa Snjóstormur, and he hugged them in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down first on Evelyn Nicholas' neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up, and he also did the same with Angelina Kalā and Elsa Snjóstormur.
Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Evelyn Nicholas, Angelina Kalā, and Elsa Snjóstormur with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Angelina Kalā: (Hawaiian Accent)(Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you, Evelyn, and Elsa are now part of my harem and my many future wives, Angelina.
Evelyn Nicholas, Angelina Kalā, and Elsa Snjóstormur had a smile on their face and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists and they wrapped their left and right arms around Lincoln's massive, wider, and muscular back, and he leans down to their faces and kissed the two of them passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The four girls are Haruki Azuma, Natsuki Kitamura, Aki Minami, and Touko Saionji from Harem Camp.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Haruki Azuma, Natsuki Kitamura, Aki Minami, and Touko Saionji from Harem Camp.
Nicole: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Haruki Azuma: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Haruki Azuma and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Feral Lynn, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.
Haruki Azuma: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Haruki Azuma: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Haruki Azuma, Natsuki Kitamura, Aki Minami, and Touko Saionji with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln told everyone that Starlight Glimmer has gotten The Undead Empathy Alicorn Greatsword of The Undead Skylanders, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was a feral version of Lynn, the animal she turned into when Packing Day is declared.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Starlight Glimmer transforming into her Super Angel-Alicorn-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and she and Lincoln brutally beat that psycho down and sent her to The Black Gates forever, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln, Evelyn Nicholas, Angelina Kalā, and Elsa Snjóstormur have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: Oh damn, I certainly wasn't expecting to find out that a feral version of Lynn was there.
Lincoln: And it's the very beast that's tormented us every year when a Packing Day is declared. But, we at long last got well-deserved payback on that snow monster.
Lynn: And Lincoln and all of us pummeled her with snowballs infused with Black Gate energy, right after he sucked out and absorbed her immense superhuman strength and made her really weak.
Lori: And thanks to everyone, we've brought an end to those nightmares and this time for good.
After finally getting rid of Feral Lynn and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Evelyn Nicholas, Angelina Kalā, and Elsa Snjóstormur saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 350,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Evelyn Nicholas: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 350,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Angelina Kalā: (Hawaiian Accent) If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public.
Elsa Snjóstormur: (Icelandic Accent) And he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Evelyn Nicholas: That's incredible, and we'd already known how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right. So, Evelyn, Angelina, Elsa, what memories did you each have with Lincoln?
Evelyn Nicholas: Oh, I remembered this one time at Christmas Eve, Lincoln and I were baking some Christmas cookies, but of course, Lori put a mistletoe under both of us, and when we saw it, we had to kiss under the mistletoe, while Lori smiled and took a picture of us.
Me: Yep, you guys knew the rules: if you're under the mistletoe, you got to kiss.
Angelina Kalā: (Hawaiian Accent) That's right. Okay, for me, I remembered this one time, Lincoln and I were in Leni's room and we were helping her make some awesome dresses, but we also had to be very careful, since she shares her room with Lori, and we knew she was nothing but a control freak when it came to people in the room. But, as we continued making dresses, we heard a loud shriek and we saw Lori, and when she saw us in her room with Leni, she went ballistic and she tried to kick us out violently, but I used some Judo moves on her and tossed her out and she landed in a trashcan Luna had outside. We told Mr. and Mrs. Loud about what Lori tried to do, and she got her phone taken for three weeks, along with being grounded at the same time for three weeks.
Nico: This was due to Dark Lori again. Ugh, she really is a control freak!
Elsa Snjóstormur: (Icelandic Accent) She had to be stopped before she did something bad to both my sister and Lincoln, along with Leni, and now for me, this one time, I was with Lincoln and we were in Luna and Luan's room and we were helping Luan with some ideas for new pranks, now that her Dark Side is gone for good, but then, the door was kicked open and it almost hit Lincoln if I didn't grab him in time, and we saw who it was that kicked the door open: it was Lynn, and she was out to kill Linky yet again. I grabbed Lynn and put her in a choke-hold until she got knocked out. We then tied her up in nylon rope, and told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what that animal tried to do to him, and Lynn got in big trouble yet again: grounded for eighteen weeks, and thrown into a cage like the animal that she was.
Eli: Sheesh, so Lynn was just on another rampage again?!
Nico: Same with Lori.
Lincoln: Yep, but Angelina taught Lori a painful lesson, and the same went with Elsa teaching Lynn a painful lesson.
We got a shower, and we headed for The Uranus Prison, and we also called The Masters of Evil along, because today's the day that Audrey Madison, the old enemy of Nico, Qin, Lincoln, and his Guardian Angels finally dies from the Earthbound Immortal Vengeance Curse Lincoln put on her.
Myotismon: So, today's the day Audrey Madison finally dies.
Nico: That's right. This is going to be so awesome.
Lincoln: After all the trouble she's caused all of us and all for revenge on Nico, there's only one fate a monster like her deserves: death.
Me: You said it.
Qin: That slut's been asking for it for a very long time, and now, Judgement Day has arrived.
We arrived at Audrey Madison's cell in the Super-Maximum Security Solitary Confinement Wing, and we see she's still chained to the walls of her cell with Neutronium Chains lined with rainbow energy, and when she saw Nico, Qin, Lincoln, and Lincoln's Guardian Angels, she was beyond pissed off, and we still see the glowing seventeen Nazca Lines and corresponding Earthbound Immortals right on her stomach, and the Dragon Nazca Line and corresponding Earthbound Immortal Xolotl were about to come.
Audrey Madison: YOU...!
Nico: Looks like we've arrived just in time to witness the end of you, Audrey Madison. Your revenge scheme against me, Qin, Lincoln, and his Guardian Angels failed, and your scheme to get Lincoln kicked out so you can kill him also failed, and Kurumu removed that stupid Rebellion Chip from his butt.
Qin: And Nico called the FBI, and they already issued a manhunt for your equally evil parents who gave you those Rebellion Chips in the first place. (Smirks) Plus, when we catch your parents, they're going to get the same sentence that we gave a lot of criminals, but you, you're going to die. How do you like them apples, you murderous, good-for-nothing slut?!
Audrey Madison: WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON ALL OF YOU AND ALL OF HUMANITY! ALL WILL BE DESTROYED, AND I WILL BE THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!
Lincoln: As if, you heartless monster. (Checks the timer) You're not going to get your revenge or hurt another person ever again, Audrey, because your time's finally up!
Suddenly, we saw that the Dragon Nazca Line and Earthbound Immortal Xolotl on Lincoln's right large gold cuff Bracelet of The Champion of the Universe were now glowing, and the Dragon Nazca Line and Earthbound Immortal Xolotl on Audrey Madison's stomach were also now glowing: which meant that the curse has reached its 18th day. Then, we saw the sclera of Audrey Madison's eyes turn black and she screamed as the 18 Nazca Lines and Earthbound Immortals glowed even more, and then, the Judgement Kanji appeared on Audrey Madison's forehead, and she was found guilty by those she had hurt, and she was fading away!
Audrey Madison: NO! NO! THIS ISN'T OVER, YOU IMBECILES! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON ALL OF YOU AND ALL OF HUMANITY!
Lincoln: No, Audrey, you've harmed far too many people for the last time.
Nico: Your cold-blooded revenge against me, Qin, Lincoln, and his Guardian Angels is finally over!
Everyone: NOW, DISAPPEAR FOREVER!
Audrey Madison: (SCREAMS IN PURE RAGE AND INSANITY) DAMN YOU, NICO CHAN, QIN CHEN, LINCOLN LOUD, AND GUARDIAN ANGELS OF LINCOLN LOUD, DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM AND THE MASTERS OF EVIL! DAMN YOU ALL! (FADES AWAY)
Those were the last words Audrey Madison would ever speak, as she was erased forever by The Black Gates: THE HEARTLESS REVENGE OF AUDREY MADISON HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO AN END FOR GOOD AND SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK!
Nico: Audrey Madison, you have failed this entire world!
Lincoln: And your heartless parents are next when we get after them.
Eli: Speaking of, look what we found.
Eli took out a sack and in them were the Rebellion Chips Audrey Madison's parents developed, and we destroyed them all one by one: to erase any trace of Audrey Madison for good, and then, we headed back home.
We were getting ready for our Christmas Activity.
Me: Boy that was awesome doing all that.
Nico: And Audrey Madison is now a forgotten memory.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: Evelyn, I swear to you we'll see Kazuma again.
Evelyn: I know Nico. I got all the time in the world.
Twilight Sparkle: That's awesome. I got a story we can do while we wait for our activity. It's called A Hearthswarming Tale.
Me: You'll like this one guys. It's Equestria's version of A Christmas Carol. Twilight read this to us before we had that huge play on Christmas Eve two years ago.
Nico: Yep.
Twilight Sparkle: Yep.
Lola: Awesome.
Poromon: I wanna hear it!
Twilight Sparkle: Now all of you will get to hear it.
Camie: This is gonna be fun.
Lola: Yep.
Poliwag: Let's hear the beginning!
Me: This is gonna be awesome for you all.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is. It's like A Christmas Carol. This is the story of a powerful unicorn named Snowfall Frost, who hated Hearth's Warming Eve. It all began many moons ago in Canterlot...
The story began in Canterlot long ago and it showed everything decorated all over for Christmas and it was so beautiful.
Twilight Sparkle: [narrating] Every home in Canterlot was filled with holiday spirit. Every home... except one.
That home belonged to Snowfall Frost. It was NOT decorated with one light or decoration and it was depressing. Starlight Glimmer was playing as Snowfall Frost.
Twilight Sparkle: It was said of Snowfall that she was almost as studied as Star Swirl the Bearded. Almost, since everypony knows that Star Swirl was an expert at everything from transfiguration, dimensional calibration, teleportation—
Spike: [narrating] We get it. Star Swirl's awesome.
Twilight Sparkle: [narrating] Right. The point is, Snowfall was also a powerful unicorn. She wanted to be perfect. Anything that got in the way of that was a waste of time.
[bells ringing]
Bells Rang outside and she had her spell disrupted.
Starlight Glimmer: [gasp] Well, that batch is ruined. Snowdash!
Twilight Sparkle: [narrating] Snowdash was Snowfall's loyal assistant.
Rainbow Dash was playing as Snowdash.
Rainbow Dash: What do you need?
Starlight Glimmer: Get this mess cleaned up. (Hands her a broom) Those foolish ponies were ringing those blasted bells outside the window and I lost my concentration!
Rainbow Dash: [under her breath] Whoa, ponies actually enjoying Hearth's Warming Eve. Where did they get that crazy idea?
Starlight Glimmer: Today is nothing to celebrate. Hearth's Warming Eve is a menace. A dangerous day for all of Equestria.
Rainbow Dash: Dangerous?! It's awesome! It's the day we remember how unicorns, Pegasi, and Earth ponies came together in friendship to defeat the windigos!
Starlight Glimmer: That silly legend is the problem! Telling everypony that "singing songs and being nice" will solve anything? I've spent years studying magic, and that's not how it works.
Rainbow Dash: I think you might be missing the point.
[magic zap]
She teleported in front of her.
Starlight Glimmer: Work hard, learn, and use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for any pony. [sarcastically] But, by all means, if you want to go home early, ignore all of the work you have, and spend the rest—
Rainbow Dash: Sweet!
She left for her home.
Starlight Glimmer: Ugh!
She looked out the window and saw everyone having fun.
[crowd chattering]
Starlight Glimmer: I hate Hearth's Warming Eve! All of Equestria would be better off if we just skipped the day altogether.
She hated that holiday with a vengeance.
[Starlight Glimmer]
Happy Hearth's Warming, they say in the street
Happy Hearth's Warming, they think they're so sweet
Words said so often that they lack any meaning
Why should I join in when I could be intervening?
(She got two potions out)
Everypony loves this cursed holiday
But would they be better off with it out of the way?
(She was making a potion and it rumbled and bursted out smoke.)
Well, okay
Say goodbye to the holiday
With my magic, I'll erase it
(She takes down decorations)
The greatest gift that I give today
And everypony will have to face it
(She took a pony's toy)
No more little games for you to play
After you say goodbye to the holiday
(She went back into the house)
Goodbye, Hearth's Warming, you had a good run
Goodbye, Hearth's Warming, it's over, you're done
(She put the stuff in the brew)
Finally set free from your forced celebrations
No need to reply to your trite invitations
Calendar shorter by a single day
Is my magic up to the test?
Time to see, I can't delay
(She was forming a potion that would erase all of Hearths Warming forever.)
Say goodbye to the holiday
Prepare the spell, no hesitation
All memory shall fade away
See Equestria's new transformation
(She poured in potions and smoke ponies formed above)
No more shall anypony say
Happy Hearth's Warming...
[sinister laughter]
...after today!
After today...
UH OH!
Starlight Glimmer: Once the spell is cast, all of Equestria will be better off, and they'll have me to thank for it!
UH NO THEY WON'T!
Starlight Glimmer: Wait a minute. Snowfall doesn't like Hearth's Warming Eve so she decides to cast a spell to get rid of it altogether? That seems a little extreme.
Me: Yeah I agree.
Laney: That's going way overboard.
Applejack: I agree with y'all on that one.
Spike: [muttering] Says the pony who tried to make everypony the same by replacing their cutie marks with equal signs. [sips cocoa]
Me: You made your point Spike.
Twilight Sparkle: I think what Spike is trying to say is that everypony has their reasons for doing things. Even Snowfall. And if I could continue the story, we might just find out what they are.
Spike: Proceed.
Twilight Sparkle: Snowfall was all set to cast her spell that would erase Hearth's Warming Eve for all time...
She was about to cast her spell.
Twilight Sparkle: [narrating] ...when a voice from the hearth caught her attention.
Applejack: You sure you wanna go through with this?
Starlight Glimmer: Huh?! Who's there?!
A bubble came out of the brew.
[bubbling]
A ghost appeared and it was Applejack as the Ghost of Hearth's Warming Past.
Applejack: The Spirit of Hearth's Warmin' Past, that's who. And you and me have got to have us a little chat.
Starlight Glimmer: A spirit?! [suspiciously] I didn't cast any spirit summoning spell. What are you doing here?
Applejack: You don't think a spell like that would get by without some powerful forces noticin'? You've got our attention, Snowfall Frost, and we've got some pretty strong opinions on this spell of yours.
Starlight Glimmer: "We"?
Applejack: They'll be along in a bit. For now, it's just you and me. Let's get a move on. We got a ton to see and barely any time to see it.
The spirit opened a window.
Starlight Glimmer: I'm not going anywhere. I've got a spell to cast, and I don'tneed a history lesson about Hearth's Warming Eve.
Applejack: We aren't goin' to the past to learn about the holiday. We're goin' to learn about you.
She used her lasso and grabbed Snowfall Frost.
Starlight Glimmer: [yelps] [wailing]
They were off and flying through the air.
[Applejack]
As a young thing, life sure is somethin'
You go makin' choices large and small
(They arrived into the past in Snowfall's old village)
Always growin' like a seedlin'
And playin' is like dreamin'
And before you know it, big and tall
And every little bitty choice you make
Sends you down a path to who you are today
So let's take a little trip down memory lane
And see just what the past has to say
(They saw Snowfall Frost when she was younger and she was a well liked and spirited young girl with a love for Hearths Warming like everyone else.)
Aw, look how cute you were. Looks like you're not too upset it's Hearth's Warming Eve either.
The seeds of the past
They grow pretty fast
Just look at who you were back then
The seeds, as they grow
Look what they can show
Reveal the truth time and again
Young Snowfall came back into her school and she was starting to decorate the school
Professor Flintheart: Just what do you think you're doing, Snowfall?
Young Starlight Glimmer: Decorating the classroom for Hearth's Warming Eve, Professor Flintheart!
Professor Flintheart: You said you wanted to learn to be a powerful unicorn, did you not?
Young Starlight Glimmer: I do!
Professor Flintheart: And what is the way that one becomes a powerful unicorn?
Young Starlight Glimmer: [clears throat] Work hard, learn, and use your skills to better Equestria.
Professor Flintheart: And how do these help you to learn magic?
Young Starlight Glimmer: I want to be strong enough to stop windigos and help ponies!
Professor Flintheart: That's just a story we tell little ponies. Real magic takes time to learn.
[ornament shattering]
Professor Flintheart crushed an ornament.
WHAT A JERK!
Professor Flintheart: It's your choice. Spend your time learning to become a powerful unicorn or play with your toys and make nothing of yourself.
[Applejack]
Then some distress, words so careless
Standin' there, you don't know what to do
Feelin' helpless, you can't make it hurt less
So you go and change your point of view
(Snowfall Frost then became bitter and hated Hearths Warming with a vengeance)
And in that moment, though you didn't know it
Your defenses set up walls you built to last
Leading to the pony you've become today
And the spell you're about to cast
It all comes from your past
[Starlight Glimmer]
The seeds of the past
We grow up so fast
Some hurts never go away
[Applejack]
The seeds, as they grow
This we can't let go
All tied to this one holiday
She woke up back in her house.
[bubbling]
Starlight Glimmer: [gasps] Spirit? What am I supposed to—
She saw a huge present in her room and it opened.
[sound of confetti launching]
Out of the present with confetti blasting was Pinkie Pie as the Ghost of Hearth's Warming Present.
Pinkie Pie: [reverberating] Snowfall Frost! It is I, the Spirit of Hearth's Warming Presents!
Starlight Glimmer: Um, don't you mean "Present", like the time?
Pinkie Pie: No! Toys, Hearth's Warming doll... Here, want a cupcake?
She gave her all that.
Starlight Glimmer: Fine, "Presents". All of the pointless things ponies waste their time on.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, Snowfall, it's not what the gift is that matters, it's what the gift means!
Starlight Glimmer: It doesn't mean anything. It's just stuff!
Pinkie Pie: Exactly! Sometimes a cupcake means "I love you!" Or a toy means "Hi, how're you doing?" Sometimes a book means "Your mane looks amazing!" And sometimes a scarf means... Well, a scarf usually means you look cold. That one's easy.
Starlight Glimmer: I don't understand anything you're saying.
Pinkie Pie: Whoa! Whoa! [trembles]
She was shaking like a leaf.
Starlight Glimmer: What's happening to you?!
Pinkie Pie: My Spirit of Hearth's Warming Presents Sense is going off! That means a song is coming on!
[Pinkie Pie]
Take a look at everything around you
All the smells that surely will astound you
Open up your heart, it will surround you
In the magic of Hearth's Warming Eve
(She put a wreath around Snowfall)
(A pony gave a poor pony some cocoa)
The little things that make it better
(Little kids were singing carols for a nice old pony)
Little ponies spreading cheer
Give a toy, a hug, a sweater
Memories that last all year
The present's always filled with presents
Large, medium, and small
Sometimes the most important things
Aren't very big at all
[tap-dancing solo]
What a party, there's so much to see here
Can't believe you didn't want to be here
You'd have had a blast, I guarantee here
This is the spirit of Hearth's Warming Eve
(Snowdash and the versions of Rarity and Fluttershy were having fun)
Cider's flowing, this is living
(They clinked glasses and drank)
Come on and feel the beat
Life is better when you're giving
Each time you do it feels so sweet
The present's always filled with presents
So come on, open your eyes
Spend time with ponies just like you
And watch your spirits rise
The present's always filled with presents
Take a look around
The reason for the holiday
Is quite easily found
Yes, the reason for the holiday
Is quite easily found
And the reason is to be with your friends!
Twilight Sparkle: [singsong, as Pinkie Pie] And the reason is to be with your friends! [normal] What?
Starlight Glimmer: You know you're doing your Pinkie Pie voice, right?
Twilight Sparkle: I was not!
Me: I thought that was really cute.
Nico: Me too.
Lincoln: It was adorable.
Lola: Yeah it was.
Spike: [laughing]
Starlight Glimmer: So, what happens next?
Twilight Sparkle: Well, the party was—
Spike: Wait! Can we take a quick break? I need to refill my cocoa.
Me: All right. I needed to get some hot cocoa anyway.
Twilight Sparkle: [groans] Fine. But hurry up! We're almost to the best part!
We went to get some more cocoa and we had it.
Spike: [blows] Okay, I'm ready.
Me: We all are.
Twilight Sparkle: The party was in full swing.
Rarity: Snowdash!
Rainbow Dash: Hey, Merry.
Rarity: Why, whatever is the matter, darling?
Fluttershy: Was it the eggnog? Oh, I knew I put in too much cinnamon!
Rainbow Dash: Oh, no, the eggnog was awesome, Flutterholly, I'm just mad at somepony who was complaining about how awful Hearth's Warming Eve is.
Rarity: I don't suppose that pony's name starts with "Snow"?
Fluttershy: And ends with "Frost"?
Rainbow Dash: She said Hearth's Warming Eve is just an excuse to party, and we would all be better off spending time working to make Equestria a better place.
Crowd: [booing]
WHOO! They got that right.
Rarity: What does Snowfall think a better Equestria looks like?
Rainbow Dash: Ponies working hard, learning, and using their abilities for the benefit of Equestria.
Fluttershy and Rarity: [giggling]
[thunk]
A snowball hit the window.
[foals laughing]
Kids were building a snow pony that looked like Snowfall Frost.
Rarity: [muffled] It looks like we've got everything on Snowfall's list right here.
Fluttershy: I think a perfect Equestria looks a lot like a Hearth's Warming Eve party.
Pinkie Pie: Me too! Too bad it's going to be the last one ever! Ever! Ever! Ever! [echoes out]
An ominous fog rolled in.
Starlight Glimmer: Spirit? What do you mean? What's going to happen?!
[wind blowing]
Snowfall then met a hooded figure and it was Princess Luna as the Ghost of Hearth's Warming Yet To Come.
Starlight Glimmer: Who are you?
Princess Luna: I am the Spirit of Hearth's Warming Yet to Come.
Starlight Glimmer: Are you here to show me what future Hearth's Warming Eves are like?
Princess Luna: No, for there are no more Hearth's Warming Eves for me to show.
Starlight Glimmer: Why not?
Princess Luna: You will succeed in erasing the holiday, as you wished.
Starlight Glimmer: And what happens?
[Princess Luna]
I see a cold wind blowing through
(She showed her the future and it showed all of Equestria buried in snow and turned into a Frozen Hell)
I see days neither fun nor free
(No one was outside as they were all trapped in an ice age)
I see a future caused by you
I see a path not meant to be
(Snowfall backed up and a black wind blocked her path as she approached a cliff edge)
The future should be filled with magic
Dreams and wishes brought to life
(The spirit used her magic to make a Pony and a girl dancing)
But the days ahead are dark and tragic
No time for hope when all is strife
Whatever might have been
All the dreams that ponies share
Because of you, Snowfall Frost
Now the future is a cold nightmare
Two terrifying ice creatures called Windigos appeared.
Starlight Glimmer: Windigos?! They aren't real! It's just a little filly's story!
Princess Luna: They are all too real, Snowfall, and your actions will allow them to return. The future of Equestria shall be bathed in a blanket of eternal snow!
Because of Snowfall's spell she would turn all of Equestria into Hell on Earth! I was shivering with fright as we were hearing this part and ice was forming down my back.
Starlight Glimmer: No! I never meant for this to happen! I didn't understand! I didn't see how important Hearth's Warming Eve was! Please, spirit! I haven't cast the spell yet! Is there still time?! I'm sorry! [echoing]
She woke up and saw that she was back in her house.
[window opens]
She looked outside and saw that it was still Hearth's Warming.
[bell ringing]
Starlight Glimmer: There's still time!
She got ready and headed to the party.
[party crowd chattering]
[knocking]
[door opens]
They saw that Snowfall Frost was at the door.
Rarity: Oh, my.
Fluttershy: Snowfall Frost?
Starlight Glimmer: I was hoping I wasn't too late for the party? I brought gifts.
[record needle scratch]
Rainbow Dash: [spit-take] Boss?!
Starlight Glimmer: I was wrong earlier, about Hearth's Warming Eve. It's not all about singing and presents. The singing and presents are all about celebrating the ponies in our lives. The ponies we should listen to more often: our friends.
Snowfall Frost learned a huge lesson and she gave everyone presents.
Rainbow Dash: Wow.
[rip]
She was given a potion.
Rainbow Dash: Dragon toenail? Uh... thanks?
Starlight Glimmer: I was in a hurry. I'll do better next time.
Rainbow Dash: Ha. You kidding? No one's ever given me dragon toenail before! It's awesome! Now come get some eggnog!
Twilight Sparkle: [narrating] And from then on, it was always said of all the Hearth's Warming Eve celebrations, Snowfall's was the Hearth's Warmingest.
The story was done.
Twilight Sparkle: The end.
[book closes]
Me: That was a great story Twilight!
Nico: It sure was.
Horsea: That was a great story!
Me: It sure was. And that part with the Spirit of Hearthswarming Future scared me. It made ice and shivers go down my spine.
Nico: Boy that was scary but cool.
Lola: It sure was.
Xenia: Yep.
Brittney: And that part was also where Lincoln, me and many of us learned that song for our curses.
Nico: That is amazing.
Twilight Sparkle: That sure is amazing. But I'm glad you guys liked this story.
Touma: It sure was awesome.
Nico: Yep. Now it's time for the movie.
We were getting ready to watch The Nutcracker from the year 2010.
May: Nico, which teams have you made this time?
Nico: Wonder Woman's team will include Silica, Estella Skyla, Elaine Wittgenstein, Gem Cavvenport, and Olivia Orrovia. Princess What's Her Name's team will include Asami Sato, Salene Sallamandia, Leona Terra, Shannon Simpson, and Andromeda Buster.
Me: Cool! So the Alchemy Beast Gene-slammers all have a chance.
Andromeda Buster: And it's an honor to be in a team.
Shannon Simpson: And I'm included too. It'll be an honor.
Qin: You girls are gonna love it.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Now lets watch the movie.
We got to watching.
In 1920s Vienna during the Christmas season, Mary lives with her parents and her younger brother Max. She is upset that her parents are going to a party that night, as she wants the whole family to be together for Christmas. Uncle Albert arrives and gives both her and Max a dollhouse and a nutcracker doll nicknamed NC, whom Mary immediately takes a liking to. That night, NC comes to life in front of Mary and grows to human height. He tells her that he must talk to his friends in the doll house, which is in the sitting room by the Christmas tree. They go downstairs and Mary finds that the sitting room has grown to an enormous size so that they appear to be the height of toys. In the dollhouse, Mary meets NCs friends; Gielgud, a gentlemanly chimpanzee; Tinker, a pernickety opera singer and Sticks, a drummer boy.
After climbing the Christmas tree, Mary meets the Snow Fairy, who resembles her mother. The Snow Fairy tells Mary that NC is in fact a prince who had his kingdom taken over by the anthropomorphic Rat King and his cruel mother, The Rat Queen, who was also the one that turned him into a nutcracker. She manages to turn him back into a boy temporarily due to Mary's belief and the two briefly dance before finding his city. Since NC was turned into a nutcracker, the Rat King has been oppressing his people, and forcing them to work in factories where the children's toys are burnt to form dark clouds over the city to block out sunlight, which he is afraid of. Mary suggests that they destroy the factories to scare him away. Unbeknownst to them, two of the Rat Kings spies report back to tell the Rat King that NC is alive and a boy again. The Rat Queen turns NC back into a nutcracker, then sends the Rat Dogs, a pack of robotic Rottweilers, to cut down the Christmas tree. When the tree falls, Mary suddenly wakes up in her own bed and runs downstairs to get NC. Her parents do not believe her when she tells them the events of the night.
The next evening, NC comes to life again and tells Mary that he intends to round up an army to fight against the Rat King. Max wakes up and agrees to join the fight with them. NC goes downstairs ahead of them, to gather his friends but is kidnapped. When Mary and Max go downstairs, they find that NC, Tinker and Sticks are being held captive in the fire place by the Rat King and his minions. After briefly tormenting them, he kidnaps the toys and lures Max back to the city. After they leave, Mary discovers Gielgud, who escaped capture. They find a portal to the city in the house's attic, and after stealing disguises from a rat, search the city for their friends. They find the Rat King and Max in the city centre where toys are being taken from children to be burned. Max is horrified by this and asks to be returned home, but the Rat King imprisons him in his castle. They sneak into one of the smoke factories where they find Sticks, Tinker and an apparently lifeless NC.
Mary rescues him from being burned and tells him that she loves him, which breaks the curse, bringing NC back to life and turning him back into a boy permanently. The factory workers, seeing their prince alive, begin to fight back against the rats while Mary and NC attempt to shut down the factory. The Rat King and Rat Queen decide to escape in a helicopter, kidnapping Mary and Max. Gielgud and NC manage to board the helicopter and fight the Rat King while Max successfully manages to land the aircraft into a pile of toys. The Rat King and Queen escape by returning to their original rat forms and fleeing into the sewers. NC is crowned king and peace is restored in the kingdom as everyone celebrates. The Snow Fairy reappears and tells Mary it is time for her to go back home, though she is reluctant to leave. Before she goes, NC promises that they will meet again.
Mary wakes up in her own room where her parents apologise for their earlier criticisms of her and promise to spend more time with her. She goes downstairs to Uncle Albert who introduces her to his new neighbour: a boy her age, who resembles the Nutcracker Prince and asks to be called NC. They soon become friends and the two go ice-skating together.
When it was done we were amazed and in awe.
Me: That was awesome!
Lola: Yeah it was!
Xenia: That is one of my favorite ballets too.
Nico: Yep.
Maria: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Dewgong next.
Me: Ooh an underwater one next.
Lola: This will be cool.
Xenia: Yep.
Poromon: Are we gonna sing the songs?
Nico looked at the time and it was 10:13 PM.
Nico: Whoa look at the time. We got to get to bed. We have a big day tomorrow. It's the anniversary of the Battle with Thanos.
Qin: Oh wow that's right.
Nico: But maybe two songs. Me and May will sing the first one.
Poromon: Okay.
Nico: We'll sing The Christmas Song by Nat King Cole.
Me: That's one of my favorites.
(CHRISTMAS SONG BY NAT KING COLE PLAYS)
Nico and May: (SINGING DIVINELY)
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if reindeers really know how to fly
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you
They did great singing it and it was so awesome!
Qin: AWESOME!
Lola: That was great guys!
Nico: And Maria will close it out.
Maria: Okay. I got one. Silent Night.
Nico: Good choice.
She got ready.
(SILENT NIGHT BY JACKIE EVANCHO PLAYS)
Maria: (SINGING DIVINELY)
Silent night! Holy night!
All is calm, all is bright,
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child!
Holy Infant, so tender and mild,
Sleep in heavenly peace!
Sleep in heavenly peace!
Silent night, Holy night,
Wondrous star, lend thy light
With the angels let us sing
Alleluia to our King
Christ the Savior is born,
Christ the Savior is born!
Silent night! Holy night!
All is calm, all is bright,
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child!
Holy Infant, so tender and mild,
Sleep in heavenly peace!
Sleep in heavenly peace!
It was beautiful and awesome.
Qin: That was awesome Maria!
William: Nice job, babe!
Maria: Thanks hon. Also did you have a powerful nosebleed launch when you saw me in a bikini?
William: Yeah and you looked so beautiful in one.
Maria: Oh William.
Nico: Aww. Lets head to bed now guys.
We did so and got ready and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! Sorry if it's late.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Wonder Woman, Silica, Estella Skyla, Elaine Wittgenstein, Gem Cavvenport and Olivia Orrovia and Kite Man, Yost Vulture, Doktor Frogg, Bubbles, Batty And Count Fang And we're going to the Cerulean City Gym and we're going to see Misty perform as the Magical Mermaid and we're going to battle Team Skull and send those dirtbags packing and we're going to be surprised to see that Misty can turn into a true mermaid and breathe underwater too and we're going to REALLY let Team Skull have it. And we're going to battle Another Hydra Undead Zodiarts and Another Kite Man and we're going to battle them on the water arena. Also we're going to meet a Dewgong Gene-slammer and her name is Aqua Eridanus Marion and she is a mermaid as well as a masterful water elemental wizard. She is Nico and Qin's friend from Marine Biology and she hates Lila Rossi with a vengeance and wants nothing more than to have her eaten by a vicious swarm of piranhas. The match-up scene for Chapter 1967 is for Isabella Excelsior, Gene-Slammer of Number 96: Dark Mist, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy a bully from Isabella and Silvia's past: a punk boy named Henry Hansley, who's bullied Isabella and Silvia Excelsior for a long time and has tried to kill them more than once, only to be caught by them, expelled from school, and sent to prison, but we're also going to find out he's literally killed a lot of people in the past, along with committing a ton of crimes in Michigan. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to The Skylands, specifically the Sensei Light Realm, and Princess Celestia is going to get a powerful treasure here: a powerful greatsword known as The Celestial Solar Sun Alicorn Greatsword of The Light Skylanders, but we also got bad news: Audrey Madison's parents are here and they want revenge for the death of their daughter, but without the Rebellion Chips, they're nothing, and we're going to send them straight to prison for helping their evil daughter in her twisted revenge scheme. And we're also in for a special treat: we're also going to meet the Sailor Soldiers of the planets we went to for the Treasure Hunts of The Louds, the first of these Sailor Soldiers is Diana Elementa A.K.A. Sailor Elementa, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and classmate in Gym, she's the Sailor Soldier of Elementa, and she has omnipotent elemental powers and her power is just as strong as ours and she's also really strong and powerful and skilled in martial arts. Plus, she'd also known of what Ebonwu Lincoln did in ending the eons-long war that's raged in Elementa. She came to Earth six and a half years ago, and she swore to protect Lincoln with everything she's got from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, and Anderson and the other bullies at school and Flip, Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Hawk and Hank out in Royal Woods, and Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan at home. One time, while out on the beach and Diana was lying on Lincoln's body and in his arms, she and Lincoln kissed each other on the lips, and like Selene Emperyous, she hates all of Lincoln's enemies and all our enemies with an intensely infinite hatred and wants nothing more than to see them all dead. The anniversary of the Battle With Thanos is next and we're going to recap what the most devastating battle we've ever had on December 26th, 2019 was like and that is gonna be a really awesome and fun.
see you soon.
