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This chapter is based on the show Alien Racers


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TLPS NEWS

Announcer: Team Loud Phoenix Storm News, Bringing you the great events of the day and mroe.
It showed Nico in the reporter desk.

Nico: Good afternoon everyone. And welcome to Team Loud Phoenix Storm News. I'm Nicolas Chan. Today we have a great treat for you all today. We're going to experience what the big day adventure of the entirety of the team is like. Starting with my Rescue. We go live to the group with J.D. Knudson, and all the team on the scene.

AT THE KINGOM OF RHYBOFLAVIN - RESCUE!

Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Fluttershy's team consisting of Sailor Juno, Bianca Dehli, Miana & Maina, Yuko Tani and Vampirella along with Carmen Dillo and his team consisting of Blob, Blob Homer, Universe 666 Tyrian Callows, Brain Eating Meteor and Ganda Are walking through the kingdom and having a good time there.

Me: Thank you Nico. I am here with everyone in the group for your rescue and we are going to solve an awesome mystery of mysterious bandits and give them what for as well as battle Another Wonder Ride Embodiment and Another M.O.E. Villain. We will keep you all posted as we go on.

We were going on.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome. We haven't been to Rhyboflavin in a long time.

Me: Boy it sure has been a while.

Lola: I can't remember the last time that we were here.

Lana: It sure has been a while since we were here.

Camie: Boy this is amazing that this is here.

Vambre and Prohyas were with us.

Vambre: (British Accent) It has been a while since we were here.

Lola: It sure has been a while.

Xenia: Yep.

Fluttershy: Oh it is an amazing and beautiful place.

Camie: It sure is.

Nico: Fluttershy, I want to thank you, Carmen Dillo, and your teams for coming.

Fluttershy: Oh it's going to be really amazing Nico.

Lola: It sure is.

Lana: I'll say!

Nico: Sailor Juno, what do you like to do in your free time?

Sailor Juno: I am a Gymnastics teacher. I use my acrobatics skills to fight crime and also I teach gymnastics to lots of people.

Lana: That is cool!

Nico: It sure is! Gymnastics is fun.

Laney: I love gymnastics because it's so acrobatic and fun.

Qin: It sure is.

Prohyas: I think it's awesome too. As long as we get to kick evil butt.

Camie: Yeah it is. How did you guys meet Prohyas and Vambre?

Lana: That was an awesome adventure.

Lana went over what happened in Chapter 43 and it was great.

FLASHBACK

Lana was in the Simulator and me, Varie, Lola and Lisa were at the controls.

The Simulator activated and Lana found herself in the Kingdom of Rhyboflavin in the world of Lyvsheria.

Lana: Wow. What a cool place.

She was walking through the Rhyboflavin Bazaar and she saw a long red hair man with a hat and mustache robbing stands with silly looking swords.

Lana: That is cool. But he's causing a lot of problems.

Lana spread her wings and went at him and punched him in the face and knocked the sword out of his hand.

Lana grabbed it and it was a sword in the shape of an Acorn.

Lana: Cool! I like this sword.

?: Hey! That's my Magisword!

Lana: Magisword? Is that what this thing is?

?: Yeah. Haven't you ever heard of them?

Lana: No I'm actually new here.

?: Oh I see.

Lana then had a memory flashback.

[Cuts to a flashback and we see me and her watching our favorite TV Show "Mighty Magiswords"]

Lana: Prohyas and Vambre sure kick butt with those Magiswords.

Me: They sure do.

[Flashback Ends]

Lana: [in her head] I'm in the world of Mighty Magiswords! Awesome! Now I can kick butt like Prohyas and Vambre! [Out Loud] I know you. You're Nohyas. Prohyas's imposter!

Nohyas: That's right and meet my sister Vambre.

Nohyas has a hand puppet that looks like Vambre for his left hand.

Lana: That's not Vambre. That's just a stupid hand puppet.

Hambre: That's mean.

Lana: I think you were born without a brain, Nohyas.

Nohyas: Boy you sure are mean.

Lana: Well get ready cause I'm going to kick your butt into the next century.

Nohyas: We'll see.

Announcer: CELERY MAGISWORD!

Lana: Try this.

Announcer: ACORN ARSENAL MAGISWORD!

Lana fired a bunch of Acorns at Nohyas and they hit him in the head and he was hurt bad.

The Celery Magisword flew out of his hand and Lana grabbed it.

Lana: Chew on this!

Lana fired a bunch of Celery sticks at Nohyas and he got a good beating.

Nohyas got up and he was mad.

Nohyas: You little girl!

Announcer: BACON MAGISWORD!

Nohyas fired lots of bacon strips at Lana and Lana dodged them all and fired a beam of ice lightning from her hand at Nohyas's hand and flew in and kicked the Bacon Magisword out of his hand and grabbed it.

Lana: You don't deserve to use Magiswords. Where did you get all these anyway?

Nohyas: We stole them from a House of Swords in another part of the world.

Lana: You're a fiend.

Nohyas: No. I'm evil and self-loathing.

Lana: You're pathetic.

Lana then shook him and took all the Magiswords he stole. Nohyas had stolen a huge array of Magiswords.

Lana: You know I've always wanted to start my own Magisword collection. And as for you-

Lana excapsulated Nohyas in a block of ice.

Lana: He's all yours officers.

The Rhyboflavin police took him away.

Lana: Well that takes care of that.

?: [Southern Accent] Thank you for saving the Bazaar.

Lana saw Buford, the owner of the Rhyboflavin Bazaar.

Lana: You must be Buford.

Buford: Yes in Broccoli-Pickin-deed.

Lana: It's a pleasure. I'm Lana Loud.

Buford: Pleasure to meet you young lady. Thank you for saving my Bazaar and here's a reward for ya.

Buford gave her a bag of Jemms, the currency in Rhyboflavin and Lyvsheria.

Lana: Thank you. But where are Prohyas and Vambre?

Buford: [sighs] Their landlord Mr. Packard kicked them out of their home and closed them down. We haven't seen them for 2 weeks. They moved back in with their parents.

Lana: I got to do something to help out.

Buford: If you can do that then I'm sure they would be forever grateful.

Lana: Where are their parents?

Buford: They own a broccoli farm up that way.

Buford pointed to the North Northwest direction.

Lana: Thank you Buford.

Buford: You're welcome Lana.

Lana then walked all the way and found the Warriors Broccoli Farm.

Lana saw a huge farm with a huge garden full of lots of broccoli.

Lana: Wow! That's a lot of broccoli and I always eat my vegetables.

Lana walked up to the front door and knocked on it and answering it was Norman Warrior, Prohyas and Vambre's father.

Norman: Yes?

Lana: Are you Prohyas and Vambre's dad?

He sees Lana.

Norman: Why yes I am.

Lana: My name is Lana Loud and I heard about what happened to Prohyas and Vambre.

Norman: It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Norman Warrior. Yeah, they've been in a tight situation ever since that jerk Packard closed them down. Come on in.

Lana came in and she saw Prohyas and Vambre sitting on the couch crying.

Lana sat on a chair and decided to talk to them.

Lana: Prohyas, Vambre, my name is Lana Loud. I heard what happened from Buford.

Vambre: [British Accent] I know. Our lives are ruined.

Lana: It's not the end of the world. You guys are the greatest. I even defeated that clown Nohyas and his dumb hand puppet Hambre at the Bazaar.

Prohyas: You took down Nohyas?!

Lana: Not bad for a 6-year-old girl huh?

Vambre started to feel better.

Vambre: How did you do it?

Lana: I froze him in a block of ice with my ice powers after I took his Magiswords.

Lana showed them her magiswords.

Vambre: Where did Nohyas get all of these?

Lana: He said he stole them from another House of Swords in another part of the world.

Prohyas: THIS IS AMAZING!

Lana: I've always wanted to start my own Magisword collection and it's awesome.

In came their dragon friend, Grup.

Grup: Ooh! Are you guys feeling better?

Vambre: We sure are dear Grup.

Lana: You must be Grup. I'm Lana.

Grup: Ooh. Pleasure to meet you.

Lana: Same here. Vambre, how did this all start?

Vambre: It started dear Lana when that dastardly thief Phil the Pilferer stole all our Jemms and our rent was due that day.

Prohyas: That little pest ruined our lives. [Enraged] AND WHEN I FIND HIM I WILL RIP HIM TO SHREDS!

Vambre: Calm down dear brother.

Lana: Were any of your Magiswords taken?

Vambre: No thankfully but we lost our business.

Lana: That's terrible. But my guess is that Phil wanted to get revenge on you somehow.

Vambre: I have a feeling you're right Lana.

In came Prohyas and Vambre's mom, Kablamica

Kablamica: [Minnesota Accent] I see my darlings are feeling better Don't ya know?

Vambre: Yes mum, we're feeling better now that Lana came.

Lana: It's a pleasure. I'm Lana Loud.

Kablamica: Same here. I'm Kablamica Warrior.

Lana: Now it just became personal because we will find Phil and make him pay.

Prohyas: I agree. It's time to make that jerk pay.

Lana: Also we're gonna need some help from your friends.

Vambre: I see what you're gonna do.

Prohyas and Vambre pull out their Magimobile phones and made a few phone calls.

First call was to Princess Zange.

Castle Rhyboflavin

Princess Zange: What's up Buds?

Indistinct Chatter

Princess Zange: [Determined] Count me in.

Slug Burger

Witchy Simone: Prohyas what's up?

Indistinct Chatter

Witchy Simone: [Enraged] I will make that little twerp pay!

Her boss, Mr. Spoony, came.

Mr. Spoony: Witchy Witchy Witchy Witchy Simone! What's all this yelling!?

Witchy Simone: Sorry Mr. Spoony. But Phil the Pilferer destroyed my friends business and we're forming an angry mob to take him down for good.

Mr. Spoony: [Angry] Count me in too girl! No one messes with our friends and gets away with it!

Ralphio's House of Swords

Ralphio: Ralphio's House of Swords?

Indistinct Chatter

Ralphio: [Enraged] WHAT!? Wobbles! Lets go!

Printed Page Book Shop

Noville: Printed Page.

Indistinct Chatter

Noville: Anything for you Vambre!

Pumpkin House of Mysterious Hooded Woman

Mysterious Hooded Woman: Hello?

Indistinct Chatter

Mysterious Hooded Woman: Count me in my friends.

All the citizens and friends of Rhyboflavin were called in and they were armed with all sorts of makeshift weapons and torches. But while everyone was getting ready to join an angry mob, Morbidia and Gateaux of the Warriors Rival business Witch Way, Flonk, Mr. Packard, The Snowmanpires, Frostferatu, The Long Underwear wolves, Man Fish the Fish Man and the pirates of Keelhaul Cove teamed up with Phil to fight.

This was going to erupt into a full scale war.

Lana stood in front of everyone and made a speech.

Lana: Phil picked the wrong people to fight and it's time to show him and your enemies what you all can do. It's time to get rid of them once and for all! Are you all with me?

Everyone cheered.

Lana: We attack at Dawn!

As dawn broke the following morning, Lana and everyone in Rhyboflavin were marching into battle.

They saw Phil and all the bad people on the next hill.

Lana: CHARGE!

Phil: CHARGE!

And so the Great War for Rhyboflavin begin. Lana and friends were called the Broccoli Allies and Phil and his army were called the Rotten Broccoli Axis.

Lana and her army quickly gained a strong foothold. Phil and his army had monsters with all sorts of powers on his side and they were nearly gaining to upper hand when suppenly out of the blue, a huge volley of spider web blasts pulverized the Rotten Broccoli Axis. Lana and army saw that Terry and all her children had arrived to help out. This became a decisive factor in the war and it turned the tide of the war in Lana and the Broccoli Allies favor and quickly brought an end to all the fighting.

After all the fighting had ceased, Princess Zange had all the villains gathered. The reason: to exile them to an unknown part of the world.

Princess Zange: You all have done unforgivable things to the entirety of Rhyboflavin. You all are hereby banished to the outlands forever!

But they all swore revenge.

Morbidia: You all will pay dearly for this!

Gateaux: Dearly.

Morbidia: We will come back some day and reclaim what is rightfully ours!

Gateaux: Ours.

Princess Zange pointed behind them and told them to go. Morbidia and Gateaux had been stripped of all their magic and were now rendered powerless.

All the baddies left, never to return.

Everyone cheered wildly for Lana, Prohya and Vambre and it was a joyous time for Rhyboflavin.

Lana was getting ready to head back home.

Prohyas: Are you sure you can't stay with us Lana?

Lana: I wish I could Prohyas but I have to get home to my sisters and my big brother and friends. I'm glad I was able to help you all out but I have family back home.

Vambre: We'll miss you Lana.

Lana: I'll miss you guys too.

A dimensional wormhole appeared and sucked Lana in.

The exercise ended. She has all the magiswords she took from Nohyas on a special bracelet on her right arm. She also had all of Morbidia and Gateaux books on dark magic in a bag.

Me: You did a really good job Lana.

Varie: You were amazing.

Lana: Thanks guys.

Lana gave all the books to Lucy and Raven.

FLASHBACK ENDS

When it was done everyone that hadn't heard it was amazed!

Qin: WOW! So that's how you guys met Vambre and Prohyas.

Camie: That is cool!

Lola: Yeah it sure was cool! And that's how we learned all about Magiswords and how they can do all sorts of great things.

Me: Yeah and they are a great tool and more.

Nico: I bet you like the fact that I give leotards to most of my old friends.

Sailor Juno: I sure do. That is awesome.

Me: It sure is.

Camie: I agree.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: Boy I missed out on a lot that made the team what it is including how we met Prohyas and Vambre.

Qin: Yeah. Also Nohyas is one dumb idiot.

Camie: Nohyas?

Me: Prohyas's red haired stupid doppelgänger. He has red hair a hat and a dumb mustache and has a stupid hand puppet that looks like Vambre named Hambre.

Nico: Yeah he has a brain the size of a toad.

Carmen Dillo: Yeah but he is a funny guy.

Me: Yeah. He sure is.

Qin: Yep.

Camie: And Prohyas and Vambre's mom and dad have a Broccoli Farm? That is cool.

Me: It sure is and Kablamica makes some of the best Broccoli soup ever. My son can't get enough of it.

Allenby: (LAUGHS) You should see how much he eats. He eats 25 barrels full of it.

Nico: Yeah he is a true vegetarian.

Lola: Yep.

Vambre: Oh indeed. Also I'm so glad that Jared likes dear mum's soup.

Me: That's my son for you. Loves his vegetables.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: Yesterday was very spicy!

Lola: Yeah it sure was!

Camie: Rosa makes some of the best Tamales ever.

Me: She makes EVERYTHING that is really good.

Lincoln: Yeah she sure does.

Fluttershy: It is most amazing and delicious.

Nico: Boy no kidding there.

May: You two nearly died from heat back there!

Me: HA! That was nothing compared to what we heard from Lincoln's Guardian Angels about the peppers he tried.

Lincoln: It's true guys.

Qin: Boy those peppers are intense.

Vambre: Indeed. But those were still very delicious tamales.

Prohyas: Boy they sure were tasty.

Me: Yep.

Nico: I agree.

Me: Also Camie, before we hung out more often at Lynn's Table we would go to Slugburger.

Prohyas: That's a great restaurant I love.

Nico: Yep. It's awesome.

Me: Me and Mr. Lynn are hoping to have Slugburger become part of the Lynn's Table fun.

Vambre: I think that's an excellent idea J.D. dear.

Maria: You breathed fire into my face!

Me: Sorry Maria!

Nico: Maria calm down. J.D. burped and that was an accident.

Maria: Yeah you're right.

Me: Look on the bright side though, at least you aren't made of pure water anymore or you would have been turned into a cloud of steam.

Maria: True.

Eli: Yeah that's right.

May: Is it necessary to do a news report the entire day?

Me: Come on May it's for Lincoln's classes project and we agreed to help him out.

Lincoln: Yeah it's for my class.

Nico: Yep.

May: Okay then.

We then saw Helmet.

Lana: Helmet.

Helmet: Well if it isn't the dorky girl!

Lana: You're the dork you frog boy.

Helmet: DORK!

KROW!

She kicked Helmet and smashed him into a rock.

Me: What a freak.

Nico: I don't like that guy.

We got to the Rhyboflavin Bazaar.

Lola: Rhyboflavin Bazaar.

Vambre: It sure is as busy as ever.

Qin: No kidding.

May: Lincoln, since today's a big day, you better be prepared to have the report include some Mascot Shenanigans.

Lincoln: I plan to.

May: Good.

Me: Remember how we scolded Old Man Old Man when we were here?

Nico: Boy I sure do.

Xenia: I heard about Old Man Old Man.

Me: Yeah no kidding. The Warriors for Hire only were made for one thing and that is action packed chores and not for stupid mediocre chores from an old man that can do himself.

Nico: Heroes shouldn't do ANY chores at all!

Me: Not when they are considered missions to some. Chores should be done around the house. Nowhere else.

Qin: Yep.

Vambre: If I see Old Man Old Man I shall rip his mustache off and RIP HIS BRAIN OUT WITH AN ICE CREAM SPOON!

Qin: Gulp.

Me: Hey look there.

We saw lots and lots of people gathered.

Nico: Lets go see.

We went over and we saw a bunch of beautiful Arabian Bellydancer Girls dancing for everyone.

Qin: Whoa look at them.

Nico: I love Arabian Bellydancers.

Me: They are always awesome.

Nico: Let's keep looking, shall we?

Eli: I don't know Nico. Something is very fishy. I sense that these girls are up to something.

Me: Hmm.

Then we saw some of the girls dance and they swiped a bunch of Jemms from lots of people when they weren't looking.

Eli: They are dancing bandits! But I also sense that they don't want to do this.

Me: We better go see. I got this.

SPIDER WEB MAGISWORD!

I fired a wave of webs and tied them up.

Me: I'll take those.

I gave back the Jemms they took.

Me: Now what's all that about?

Leader girl: We were told to do all this.

Me: By whom?

Nico: Yeah.

Leader Girl: By a lady and a cat in witch clothes.

Vambre: Did you say Lady and cat in Witch Clothes?

Vambre and Prohyas: WITCH WAY!

Camie: Who are Witch Way?

Me: Morbidia and Gateaux are their names and they are really nasty rivals of the Warrior Siblings.


Witch Way, run by Morbidia and Gateaux, is a rival adventuring business to Warriors for Hire. Both Morbidia and

Gateaux practice sorcery, and have been rivals with the Warrior siblings since they were all in Adventure Academy together. However, Witch Way is often overshadowed by the Warriors.

Morbidia

She and Gateaux first appeared in the short "Too Many Warriors" hired by Docky Boardman to stop Mister Sucker Punch from terrorizing the Dockman Pier. They see the Warriors for Hire and begin to make fun of them. Both groups soon realize that they were both hired by different people to do the same job. Princess Zange and Docky decided that who ever defeats the squid first will earn the reward. Witch Way attempt to use dark magic against the squid by bringing plush carnival prizes to life, but it doesn't work as planned, since Mr. Sucker Punch is much larger than the stuffed animals. After this, Prohyas tries to use the Ground Pound Magisword, but accidentally drops it behind him, cracking the pier and sending the ferris wheel rolling into the ocean. Witch Way claim that they would already have the job done if the Warriors hadn't shown up, and try to destroy them for intruding on their job. Vambre uses the Laser Pointer Magisword to distract Gateaux, causing Sucker Punch to sock them into the ocean. At the end of the short, Morbidia swears revenge on Warriors for Hire, as she and Gateaux are attacked by the evil stuffed animals they created.

She and Gateaux first appeared in "The Mystery of Loch Mess" where they are envious of the Warriors for getting a job from Princess Zange. The two plan to follow the Warriors and steal their job so they can gain the glory and take the reward. The two were trapped and captured by Queen Porcina and, as well as the Warriors, almost fed to the Loch Mess Monster. After the Warriors set the delivery folk free, Witch Way took this as an opportunity to take credit and give the folk a boat to escape.

In the episode "Cleanliness Is Next to Grupliness", Morbidia is furious that Warriors for Hire made the cover of Mercenaries Monthly before Witch Way, and is seen burning a large stack of copies. While she is ranting to Gateaux, Grup flies by, and the two are hit by his horrible stench. Morbidia compares the smell to a hairball that Gateaux coughed up two weeks ago. Gateaux takes offense, claiming it to be an offensive cat stereotype. Before he can finish saying this, he is cut off by Morbidia, who points out the source of the offensive odor. She tells Gateaux that they can use this against the warriors, also inquiring why Gateaux doesn't have a tail. They are later shown revealing that they ratted the Warriors out to Princess Zange, threatening Grup's residence in the headquarters. At the end of the episode, as punishment, the Warriors sent Grup's old and smelly molted skin to their headquarters.

In the episode "Felonious Prose", Morbidia and Gateaux overhear Vambre mention that she would lose a whole day to a new Veronica Victorious book, and hatch a plan to write a fake novel (much to Gateaux's delight, as he is eager to write his first fanfiction) and leave it at the doorstep of Warriors for Hire HQ for Vambre to find. Although Gateaux came up with the idea, Morbidia is quick to take the credit. This plan only somewhat works. While Vambre does remain completely distracted, it's because she hates the book and has to read over it again and again to figure out how a book this awful could have ever been released. This is still going on during their current job finding Buford's lost contact lens on the Lyvsheria sign, leaving Vambre almost entirely useless as her and Prohyas attempt to climb their way out of a pit of small letter-shaped creatures. Witch way soon show up to take the job for themselves. When Gateaux repeats one of Prohyas's words, Morbidia scolds him, saying that he is only supposed to repeat her words. Morbidia and Gateaux attempt to make their flashy (although delayed) introduction, but soon find out upon being climbed and pushed downwards that the letter creatures like shiny things. When Gateaux attempts to respond to Vambre's many criticisms of the book and justify the "author's" choices, Morbidia scolds him once more, this time for "too much independent thought". Upon learning from Noville that the book is a fake, Vambre unleashes her anger on Morbidia and Gateaux, and resolves to leave them in the pit to find their own way out.

In the episode "Gotta Get Grup to Get Down", Morbidia and Gateaux enter in the competition to become Rhyboflaven's official royal entertainer, and show up just in time to mock the Warriors for Hire, instead calling them Snore-iors for Hire. Afterwards, they take to the stage with their usual loud flashy introduction, this time with a persuasive flair. During this, Morbidia blows a kiss to the audience, leaving several members charmed by her. Much to the Warriors' dismay, Morbidia proclaims that they will be pulling a rabbit from a hat. Instead of using any real magic, they poorly cover the hat with a cloud of smoke as Hoppus is (visibly) lifted through a platform in the floor. This somehow manages to impress the audience. Later, when Grup takes the stage to perform, they begin to point and laugh at his performance. However, after Prohyas begins singing along with his revisions, Morbidia and Gateaux begin to worry that Grup may stand a chance after all. Morbidia shouts at Gateaux to do something, causing him to release a violent horde of squirrels onto the stage. This backfires, and manages to add to the performance. When Grup is declared the winner, Morbidia lets out an exclamation of disbelief. Helmut appears to deliver his signature line ("Dorks!"), causing Morbidia to turn him into a frog.

In the episode, "Dungeons and Dayjobs", Morbidia and Gateaux enter Slugburger only to find that the Warriors are working there. Morbidia begins to make fun of them and their current situation. After this, she finally decides to order some food. She begins to order a Junior Slugburger, but changes her mind halfway and decides instead on a Double Mega Slug Deluxe. Upon inquiring about the types of cheeses, she is upset that they don't have swiss. While Vambre is making the order, Morbidia continues to complicate it by adding things as its being made. After Vambre finishes what eventually becomes 2 Double Mega Slug Deluxe burgers with 24 added things, Morbidia claims that her and Gateaux have changed their minds, and just want a glass of water. When Prohyas starts getting visibly angry with them, Morbidia claims that the customer is always right. After Prohyas threatens the duo with Dolphin Magisword, Witchy Simone steps in and takes care of Witch Way instead.

In Little Sword of Horrors, Morbidia and Gateaux are seen advertising outside their house, when Prohyas walks by with Carnivorous Plant Magisword. The magisword leans down and eats a spider off the ground. Morbidia is in shock that her spider roommate Natasha, who she's totally had this whole time, has just been eaten. When she and Gateaux try to attack the sword with their magic, it spits it right back at them. The magic swaps their species, turning Morbidia into a cat and Gateaux into a human.

In Witchy Simone Ruins Everything, Morbidia replaces Gauteaux with Witchy Simone, but later reveals she had planned to betray her from the very beginning.

Gateaux

Gateaux G. Gato (first name pronounced gah-TOE) is a Wizard for Hire and co-founder of the sorcerers-for-hire organization "Witch Way", along with his domineering partner, Morbidia. Together, they are the arch-rivals of the Warriors for Hire. He first appears in the Mighty Magiswords short, Too Many Warriors. He is voiced by Arin Hanson.

He and Morbidia first appeared in the short "Too Many Warriors" hired by Docky Boardman to stop Mister Sucker Punch from terrorizing the Dockman Pier. They see the Warriors for Hire and easily made fun of them. Princess Zange and Docky decided that who ever defeats the squid first will win the prize. The two use dark magic against the squid but it failed and as Prohyas used the Ground Pound Magisword, it caused destruction of the pier. Later, Mister Sucker Punch punched Docky down the shore. The two were so annoyed that they tried to go after the Warriors for Hire so Vambre used the Laser Pointer Magisword to distract Gateaux due to his cat instincts causing Sucker Punch to sock them away. At the end of the short, Morbidia swores revenge on them as they were about to be devoured by the rabbid stuffed animals they had brought to life earlier.

TV-series

He and Morbidia appeared in "The Mystery of Loch Mess" where they are jealous of the Warriors getting a job from Princess Zange. The two planned to follow the Warriors and take over their job so they can gain the glory. They were trapped and captured by Queen Porcina and, as well as the Warriors, almost fed to the Loch Ness Monster. After the Warriors set the delivery folk free, Witch Way gave the folk a boat to escape, and took all the credit for the successful rescue.

In "Cleanliness Is Next to Grupliness", Morbidia and Gateaux get jealous again over the Warriors for Hire once again and the two had a fit which involved Morbidia pulling Gateaux's tongue before they are affected by Grup's stink. Morbidia compares the smell to Gateaux's hairball that he coughed up at one point in which Gateaux takes offense of it as a cat stereotype. They are later shown revealing that they ratted the Warriors out to Princess Zange threatening Grup's residence in the headquarters. At the end of the episode, as punishment, the Warriors send Grup's old molted skin to their headquarters.

He appeared without Morbidia for the first time in the episode "Biggest Fan", where Glori interrupted his lunch. He brings Glori to the Warriors and grumbles on how he doesn't deserve being treated like that.

In "Little Sword of Horrors", Gateaux and Morbidia are seen outside their house when Prohyas walks by with Carnivorus Plant Magisword. After it eats a spider (Morbidia's roommate, Natasha), they try to attack it with their dark magic, but it spits the attack back at them, swapping their species, turning Gateaux into a human and Morbidia into a cat.


When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked.

Nico: Where are they?!

Leader Girl: Slugburger.

Nico: Lets go. You girls come with us. We'll have you guys put in the M.O.E. Later on.

Me: Nice.

Nico: Even though we're here to solve the mystery of the Arabian Bellydancer Bandits, I've also got bad news: Witch Way is back from the dead!

We gasped!

Lola: What?! Those rotten low life cheaters are back?!

Eli: Didn't we get rid of them when we went after Necrafa?

Lincoln: We did, but we Super Hakaied them. However, I have a better punishment for them, we'll defeat them again and condemn them to eternal servitude in The Masters of Evil, and if they so much as put one toe out of line with Vypra, they'll be sent to The Black Gates.

Me: Nice. But, the question is, who's going to face them?

Sunny Starscout: I will.

Lincoln: And I'm also helping out as well, those low life cheaters deserve to pay with every single inch of their miserable lives, and they're lucky we're going to condemn them to eternal servitude in The Masters of Evil, because if we weren't, I'd tear out their throats and drain them of every last drop of blood and their powers from their miserable bodies! (Deep Sapphire Eyes turn blood red and vampire fangs grew longer)

Everyone: Uh oh.

Anna Anyanova: Yikes!

Vampirella: (Smirks) I always love it when the beast inside our man comes out.

Eman Reynolds: Witch Way is so doomed either way.

We were off.

Camie: So they are masters of Dark Magic?

Me: Yep and they think they are so much better than the warriors. They call their magic a form of Prestidigitation.

Qin: Dark Magic is not normal magic.

Brittney: Take it from me.

Xenia: Yeah.

Me: But they are not the only masters of dark magic now.

We arrived and we saw them.

Nico: There they are!

We went at them.

Morbidia: You will never be serving burgers again here!

Gateaux: Never!

Then an energy blast flew at them and it hit the ground and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

The explosion sent them crashing into a garbage can.

Me: Not this time Morbidia and Gateaux!

Lana: Long time no see jerks.

Morbidia: Lana!? What happened to you? You got taller and different.

Lana: I've had a growth spurt. Puberty hit me early.

Me: Many of us went through the changes.

Vambre: This will be the last time you upstage us!

Prohyas: Yeah you meanies!

Morbidia: We'll see about that you weenies!

Gateaux: Weenies!

Morbidia: You ruined everything for us, Team Loud Phoenix Storm! We could've finally been rid of Warriors for Hire for good if you hadn't stuck your noses in! Now, we will make you all suffer for getting in our way!

Gateaux: SUFFER!

Sunny Starscout: The only ones who deserve to suffer are the both of you!

Suddenly, something within Sunny Starscout's mind really snapped as memories of Witch Way's crimes and cheating ways rushed through her head and her emerald green eyes turned neon emerald green and she was surrounded by a magenta, purple, and rainbow energy aura with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Earth, she unholstered her massive Knights of The Friendship Table from her back, and as she approached Morbidia and Gateaux, she left magenta, purple, and rainbow energy, Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Earth with every step.

Sunny Starscout: You and Gateaux absolutely make me sick, Morbidia, you two monsters always attempt to steal the duo's current job or humiliate them to boost sales for Witch Way, which hasn't even achieved any success, and on top of that, you've always been a jealous and disdainful demon who always enjoyed causing misery towards Vambre and Prohyas. (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) But, you two just don't even know when to quit, you came back years ago thanks to Necrafa and attempted to get revenge yet again, only to fail and die yet again, and now, you decide to come back..., THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HEAR WITH YOU FOR THE FINAL TIME, WITCH WAY, AS THE SUCCESSOR TO TWILIGHT SPARKLE'S LEGACY OF FRIENDSHIP, I REFUSE TO LET YOU BOTH LIVE EVEN A SINGLE SECOND FURTHER, YOU WILL PAY FOR EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR VILE CRIMES WITH YOUR LIVES!

We gasped at the sheer extent of Sunny Starscout's fury.

Nico: Ooh, boy.

Lincoln: Sunny's fury has now been unleashed, and Witch Way is going to pay for their crimes and give them a taste of their own medicine. STAND YOUR GROUND, GANG, SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!

We stood our ground as Sunny Starscout screamed like a madwoman and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

There was a massive explosion of energy and rainbow fire and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of magenta, purple, and rainbow energy with Equestrian Magic, stars, and Earth surrounding the vortex, there's a group of Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an apricot phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Sunny Starscout emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Sunny Starscout grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has rainbow highlights in the bangs of her long flowing magenta and purple hair with rainbow streaks, she has neon emerald green eyes and a magenta, purple, and rainbow energy aura with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Earth surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with her cutie mark on its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with emerald green iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with emerald green gems for eyes and the Magic, Friendship, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has an Alicorn with emerald green gems gems for eyes and holding the Magic, Friendship, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on the bottom of her magenta and pink Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with magenta and pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Sunny Starscout has on a magenta and pink dress with rainbow streaks on the skirt over a pink shirt, pink pants, magenta knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Earth on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is Sunny Starscout's cutie mark. Suddenly, Sunny Starscout felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive apricot angel wings with magenta and pink and rainbow tips on the large apricot feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her magenta and pink tail with rainbow streaks grew longer. Sunny Starscout has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large magenta and pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Sunny Starscout's Knights of The Friendship Table and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of magenta, purple, and rainbow energy, Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Earth and when it emerged, the sword is transformed into Sunny Starscout's Friendship Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded magenta and pink gems and her cutie mark etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large magenta and pink gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, large gold Alicorn heads with rainbow gems for eyes and a large magenta and pink gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with magenta and pink gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and emerald green gems for eyes and a large magenta and pink gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Sunny Starscout, Alicorn Princess of Unity, Smoothie Maker of Maretime Bay, Savior, Protector, and Inheritor of Twilight Sparkle's Legacy of Friendship, Dear Friend of Hitch Trailblazer, Izzy Moonbow, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, and Misty Brightdawn, Loving Daughter of Argyle Starshine, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Queen Opaline and The Doomsday Twenty-Three, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Archenemy of Malachite, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Powers of Friendship, Unity, Earth, and Magic"

サニー スタースカウト、ユニティのアリコーン プリンセス、メアタイム ベイのスムージー メーカー、救世主、守護者、トワイライト スパークルの友情の遺産の継承者、ヒッチ トレイルブレイザーの親愛なる友人、イジー ムーンボウ、ピップ ペタルズ、ジップ ストーム、ミスティ ブライトドーン、アーガイルの愛する娘スターシャイン、リンカーン ラウドの愛する未来の妻、オパーリン女王と終末の 23 日の破壊者、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、フレンドシップ テーブルの騎士団のメンバー、マラカイトの大敵、悪のスレイヤー、錯乱、殺人、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして友情、団結、地球、魔法の力の達人

Sunny Starscout has has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA EARTH EQUESTRIAN FRIENDSHIP UNITY ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC EQUESTRIAN UNITY FRIENDSHIP JUSTICE AND DIVINE EQUESTRIAN UNITY FRIENDSHIP ALICORN LOVE!

We were amazed by Sunny Starscout's Super Angel-Alicorn-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Witch Way saw it, the low life cheaters fell into a black rage.

Morbidia: YOU WILL SUFFER AND DIE!

Gateaux: SUFFER!

Morbidia and Gateaux fired blasts of dark magic at her to kill her, but Sunny Starscout fired two very powerful blasts of magenta, purple, and rainbow energy with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Earth at the two cheaters and it hit them and sent them flying into a tree, they got up, but now they were really pissed off now.

Hitch Trailblazer: Whoa, Sunny Starscout's transformed, and she blasted those two low life witches and sent them flying into a tree.

Nico: Too bad no apples didn't fall on their heads.

Lincoln snapped his fingers and coconuts fell on their heads, and we laughed.

Lincoln: Now, that's much better, and Sunny, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Sunny Starscout: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Unity Friendship Equestrian Magic Alicorn and Divine Equestrian Friendship Unity Alicorn Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we take down the two low life cheaters in a battle of magic?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Sunny.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Sunny Starscout.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time to send you both on a one-way trip to Kalamazoo, Witch Way!

Nico: Your ugly asses are about to get the butt-kicking of a lifetime!

Me: Top this one!

I used the power of the Forbidden Arts and fired a purple magic blast and it hit Morbidia.

Me: Who's laughing now Horse Butt!

It morphed her into a horse butt and Morbidia's arms were on both buttcheeks! She farted.

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!

Gateaux: What the!? How did you do that!?

Me: Picked up tons of new moves and powers over the years. Also we all can use dark magic now.

Morbidia snapped her fingers and reverted back and she and Gateaux's jaws dropped.

CLANG!

They picked their mouths up.

Morbidia: You can use dark magic now!

Qin: We sure can! And we mastered the powers of the Forbidden Arts.

Morbidia's jaw dropped again.

CLANG!

Me: You're gonna catch flies if you keep doing that.

She put her jaw back up.

Morbidia: The Forbidden Arts!? That's impossible!

Gateaux: They are the most powerful form of dark magic ever!

Nico: You have my friend Allison Nouveaux to thank for that.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Eli, check to see if Swartz's creations are close.

Eli: Right.

He did so.

Eli: 2 of them moving in. 45 klicks to the northeast.

Me: We'll have some fun before they get here.

Nico: How about I punch your jaw shut?!

Nico punched the ground and smashed them down.

They got up.

Morbidia: Let the Dispatchening begin!

Me: That's not even a real word!

They fired dark magic and I fired red magic and the blasts collided and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

The explosion sent fiery embers all over the place.

Morbidia: Wow! The Forbidden Arts are everything we heard about. They are that strong.

Nico: Yes they sure are.

Morbidia: Now watch this.

Gateaux: We'll drain the life from this leafy flora…

Morbidia: To arise an army of cuddly horror!

They drained some broccoli and made an army of horrible stuffed animals.

Me: Oh yeah?

I fired a wave of purple magic and changed the stuffed animals into chests filled with gold and jewels.

Nico: Nice one!

Me: Yep. Watch this.

I fired blue magic and formed a bunch of grenades and we threw them and they hit Morbidia and Gateaux and exploded!

MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSIONS!

Nico: WHOA! Cool!

Me: Yep.

Maria: How'd you like that?!

Morbidia and Gateaux coughed.

Morbidia: You are amazing masters of magic. But so are we!

Me: There's more to magic than just that. But watch this.

I fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted them all over.

Me: Watch this one.

CANNED TUNA FISH MAGISWORD!

It looked like a canned tuna fish.

I fired waves of fish and they went into Gateaux's mouth and made him a FAT CAT!

We laughed!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: That was funny.

Me: Yep. But he is a cat. What did you expect?

Morbidia: Hey Vambre! How does it feel not wearing any pants and I hate that accent of yours!

VAMBRE GASPED! UH OH!

OH SHE DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

Vambre: OH NO YOU DID NOT MISSY!

Morbidia: And you are a worthless warrior with no pants!

WHOA THAT IS CRUEL!

VAMBRE THEN EXPLODED IN A MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION OF RAGE! SHE THEN JUMPED MORBIDIA AND THE TWO ENGAGED IN A BRUTAL AND HORRIBLE FIGHT CLOUD!

POW BLAM SMASH WHAM!

May: Ouch!

Nico: THAT IS HARSH AND CRUEL!

Qin: NO KIDDING!

Me: Okay I'm breaking this up!

Eli: Allow me.

Eli went over and used the Force on them to pull them apart.

Eli: Excuse me you two but I must discipline the Nannygoats!

BLANG!

He smashed their heads together!

Vambre and Morbidia: OUCH!

Me: Welcome to my world!

I teleported a pillow.

Me: Let it all out Vambre.

She put her face in it and screamed!

Vambre: AAAAAAACCCH!

Me: Feel better?

Vambre: Much better.

Me: Now where were we? Oh right.

I fired a wave of fire and blasted Morbidia all over.

Blob Homer stomped over to them.

(BABY LIKES FAT BY SIR MIX-A-LOT PLAYS)

I like big guts and I cannot lie!
Double chins with the chafin' thighs!
When a dude walks in with the hanging jowls,
My stomach starts to growl — I'm getting hungry!
So I masticate, chompin' on the overweight,
I eat fat people for days, like potato chips by Lay's,
Try to eat just one but it can't be done, I gotta eat a ton!
Baby likes fat!
Baby likes fat!

Blob Homer smashed Morbidia and Gateaux all over with his massive girth.

Blob Homer: (LAUGHS) That was fun!

Me: How about this too?

I used the Change Spell and turned Morbidia and Gateaux into bowling pins.

Me: Nico, Carmen, care to bowl a strike?

Nico: You bet!

Carmen Dillo: Lets roll!

He turned into a ball and Nico lifted him up. Nico rolled Carmen Dillo and then…

MEGA BOWLING CRASH!

He smashed down all the pins and Morbidia and Gateaux were brutally mangled!

Nico: STEEEERIKE!

Carmen Dillo: Nice one Nico!

Lana: That was cool!

Camie: YEAH!

Maria: Had enough?

Morbidia and Gateaux got up and they were wobbling and mangled up all over.

Morbidia: (Dazed and stupid) Mommy I don't want to go to school.

Gateaux: (Dazed and stupid) School.

Me: I think that means they officially had enough.

Xenia: Yep.

Nico: Besides I think they were fought long enough. Lets have them be in our frenemies.

Qin: Good idea.

Me: After Lincoln and Sunny finish up too.

Sunny Starscout and Lincoln went after Witch Way, who continued firing blasts of dark magic at them, but they deflected them all, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, magenta, pink, and rainbow energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Witch Way and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them, and they attacked them with their massive greatswords leaving scars on them, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now.

Then, Lincoln fired an orange energy blast which hits Morbidia and Gateaux and he sucked out and absorbed their magic and strength, and he left them incredibly weakened.

Nico: Nice, now all that's left.

Twilight Sparkle: Is the final blow.

Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Sunny Starscout, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Sunny Starscout's Friendship Unity Alicorn Firestorm Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's magenta and pink with rainbow flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn surrounded by Earth etched on the sides, and a purple gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Sunny Starscout aimed their hand-cannon blasters at Witch Way.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You made a big mistake coming back again for revenge, Witch Way, now your days of causing trouble are through.

Then, Sunny Starscout and Lincoln fired blasts of rainbow energy, magenta, pink, and rainbow energy, and elemental forces at Witch Way, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the lowlife cheaters. Then, as they holstered their hand-cannon Blasters, Lincoln fired rainbow energy chains which tied Witch Way up, and Vypra appeared.

Vypra: Nice work catching these two, Sunny and Lincoln. These two are looking at eternal servitude to us.

Vypra teleported back with the weakened and captured Witch Way, and we cheered wildly as Sunny Starscout and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Sunny Starscout's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer magenta and pink tail with rainbow streaks, and massive apricot angel wings and longer horn are permanent.

Sunny Starscout: I hope they enjoy a lifetime of suffering for all the stuff they've caused. Thanks for helping me take down Witch Way for good, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Sunny.

Suddenly, Sunny Starscout wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomachs pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Sunny Starscout's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and a rainbow appearing behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Sunny Starscout came back to us as the display vanished.

Izzy Moonbow: Now, that was so beautiful!

Me: That really was an awesome display we saw!

Twilight Sparkle: You said it, and we're also glad Sunny's part of Lincoln's harem.

Lincoln: And I swore I would take good care of her, along with Izzy, Pipp, Zipp, and Misty.

Nico: And you've also been getting the attraction of Twilight's other friends, Casanova.

Applejack: (Snickers) He's right though, Lincoln. You've really been getting the attention and the attraction of all of our other friends, and many of them are joining your harem faster than a jet-powered jackrabbit.

Luan: Well, can any girl help it? Lincoln's had that charm and his personality that literally draws girls in like a magnet.

Luna: She's right though, dude.

Me: Awesome timing guys. And here, have these girls go with too.

Vypra: Okay. Thanks.

They grabbed the Bellydancer Bandits and Witch Way and took them back to their HQ.

Me: That was funny.

Eli: Yep.

Then I saw a blue glow and I saw the Wonder Ride Book called Heaven Pegasus was glowiing.

Me: The Heaven Pegasus Wonder Ride Book is reacting to something.

Qin: That means the Another Wonder Ride Embodiment is near.

Nico: Who's up next?

Rainbow Dash: I'll go next and it will be awesome!

Me: Go for it R.D.

Qin: Yeah!

Then a horse winny was heard and then a blue pegasus came!

Qin: WHOA!

Me: Wow!

Xenia: What a beautiful Pegasus!

Rainbow Dash: Wow! That is a beautiful Pegasus.

Lola: It sure is.

Nico: Who are you?

Another Heaven Pegasus: (In a girls voice) I believe that J.D. knows me.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and it was a girl with blue hair and had blue sailor soldier clothes.

Me: (GASP) Xiyida Xiyula A.K.A. Sailor Xiyula!

Sailor Xiyula: That's right. Good to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here.

Nicole: Planet Xiyula in the galaxy Centaurus A? Whoa!

Sailor Xiyula: That's right. That was an awesome battle you guys had.

Lola: It sure was.

Nico: So, what's Xiyula like?

Nicole: It's a gas giant planet and it's home to some of the most incredible sky cities ever. The people of Xiyula are angels and amazing fliers and they are incredible and have lightning powers and more.

Nico: That is amazing.

Sailor Xiyula: Yeah it sure is an awesome planet.

Nico: Wow.

Me: Yep. Sorry we have to fight.

Sailor Xiyula: No worries.

Me: By the way any opponents with you?

Sailor Xiyula: Just one and it's for him.

She pointed to Carmen Dillo.

Carmen Dillo: Another version of me!? Whoa!

Sailor Xiyula: Yeah. But be ready for anything from that one.

Me: Uh oh. Friendly or hostile?

Sailor Xiyula: Hostile. I'm afraid this one hates Maria with a vengeance.

Nico: Uh oh.

Maria: Oh, fuck me.

Me: Not good.

Qin: Yeah.

Rainbow Dash: Let me face you first.

Sailor Xiyula: Okay.

She turned into Another Heaven Pegasus and flew into the air and Rainbow Dash followed and she flew fast and smashed her down and I caught the Wonder Ride Book. It was called Hellfire Pegasus. Then it turned into a new book called HOLY SKY PEGASUS!

Me: Whoa! Holy Sky Pegasus! Awesome!

I went over to Sailor Xiyula and picked her up.

Nico: Nice job Rainbow Dash!

Rainbow Dash: That was awesome!

Me: It sure was.

I brought her over.

Me: Now for Another Carmen Dillo.

Maria: Okay. You want me? Here I fucking am!

Then a figure rolled in and it was a dark version of Carmen Dillo! It was ANOTHER CARMEN DILLO!

Carmen Dillo: Whoa! I look good in all black.

Nico: You sure do.

Maria: Okay here I am!

Another Carmen Dillo: (In a girls voice) You will pay for ruining my life!

Maria: (GASP) Helga Livingston! I never expected a heartless bully jerk like you to be Another M.O.E. Villain!

Another Carmen Dillo: That's Right! And I want to destroy you!

Me: Uh oh!

Nico: I don't think I'm gonna like this one!

Me: Maria can you tell us why this one hates you?

Maria: I sure can. Her name is Helga Livingston and she was the meanest queen bee bitch in our entire school! But she was also the biggest and most worthless fraud ever. She had many kids sing for her and it was not her voice. I exposed her and got her expelled and the school hates her guts for everything. Also she was the meanest ever bully in Dakota High School. She used to torment all the kids and make us all look like a bunch of idiots!

Nico: Oh man!

Xenia: Yeah!

Another Carmen Dillo: You ruined my life Maria and I will never forgive you for everything you did to me! Because of you I was sent to a boarding school in Siberia and forced into horrible abuse!

Kaito: (gets out Fiveman gear) Normally, we'd ask what Swartz promised you?

Zocks: (gets out Turboranger gear) But I think we know what that promise is.

Me: Yep. Revenge on Maria.

Maria: Yeah.

Kaito got a Fiveman Sword and Zocks got a Turbo Sword.

Another Carmen Dillo: YOU WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING!

Maria: We'll see about that!

Qin: Yeah!

Me: Try this on! (ACTIVATES CURSED GARLIC MAGISWORD RIDEWATCH) Plug your noses guys.

I fired garlic bombs from my armpits and it hit Another Carmen Dillo and the GARLIC STINK SMELL HORRIBLE!

Nico: WHEW! Man that was bad!

Sougo: (gets out Fiveman Ridewatch) I hope no hostile ones show up tomorrow.

Geiz: (Gets out Turboranger Ridewatch) Why do I get the feeling we're going to meet the people this Ridewatch is based off today?

Sougo got FiveRedArmor while Geiz got RedTurboArmor.

Nico: You'll see soon.

Qin: Yep.

Me: Man that ridewatch I used smell horrible. Sorry about that.

Nico: No worries.

Qin: Yah.

Sougo fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Me: Garlic not your thing Helga?

May: (gets out Blob Homer's Ridewatch) Cue the music!

MAY TURNED INTO BLOB MAY!

(BABY LIKES FAT BY SIR MIX-A-LOT PLAYS)

I like big guts and I cannot lie!
Double chins with the chafin' thighs!
When a dude walks in with the hanging jowls,
My stomach starts to growl — I'm getting hungry!
So I masticate, chompin' on the overweight,
I eat fat people for days, like potato chips by Lay's,
Try to eat just one but it can't be done, I gotta eat a ton!
Baby likes fat!
Baby likes fat!

She smashed Another Carmen Dillo all over with her huge girth!

Nico: YEAH!

May: I need to go on a diet after that. (LOUD BELCH!)

She was back to normal size.

May: Pardon me. Now for this (ACTIVATES UNIVERSE 666 TYRIAN CALLOWS'S RIDEWATCH) You know Tyrion in our universe you were a really nasty one.

Me: You were probably the most fucked up monster ever on Remnant in the Prime Universe.

Universe 666 Tyrian Callows: Boy that was awful that I did all that in this universe.

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Maria: (gets out Brain Eating Meteor's Ridewatch) This may or may not involve a song.

Brain Eating Meteor: And leave that to me.

(BRAINS BY THE BRAIN EATING METEOR PLAYS)

Brain Eating Meteor: (SINGING)
Well hello there little boy
Now don't be shy.
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.

Billy: What are you trying to do suck my brains out?

Well I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish out of water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't ya be a pal...
And bring me some brains?

Billy: Okay!

Don't worry new buddy! I will get ya all sorts of brains!

(Instrumental)

Okay! Where do I find these so called "brains"?

Go down to ya neighbor's place
Ya see that dull expression on his face?
You'd be doin' him a favor if ya brought him to me
He ain't usin' his brain he's just watchin' TV!

Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43!
His brain is a portrait of atrophy
He ain't using it so why not give it to me?

Brains, brains, I won't lie
I'll eat their brains 'til their zombiefied!
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they wont give it a thought
After I've eaten their brains!

Brains, brains, it's OK!
It's not a matter if it isn't grey!
And if at first they think it's strange
They won't think twice if they don't have a brain!

(instrumental)

Go down to the won-ton shop
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck their noodle right out of their heads
And half an hour later I'm hungry again!

(instrumental)

Creep into the doughnut shop
Sneak in tip-toe past the cop
Pick me up a cruller and a cup full of tea
And any other sweetbreads ya happen to see
Brains, brains I won't lie!

I'll eat their brains till the are zombified!
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten their brains!

Brains, brains it's OK!
It's not a matter if it isn't grey!
And if at first they think it's strange
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!

(instrumental)

Brains, brains I love 'em, I need 'em!
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em!

Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones
They're so delectable
Especially the small ones!
There's no time to cook 'em in a skillet
My belly's rumbling

I got a need to fill it
I don't fry 'em
The heat will only shrink 'em
I just grab myself a straw and drink 'em

(OHHH!)
(instrumental)

You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town!
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink!

Now fess up boy
Come on, heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And I promise, I'll be ya bestest friend!

Brains, brains I wont lie!
I'll eat her brains till she's zombiefied!
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain!

Brains, brains it's OK!
It's not a matter if it isn't grey!
And if at first she thinks it's strange
She won't think twice
If she don't have a brain!

BRAINS!

Bring me her BRAIN!

Bring me her BRAIN!

BRING ME HER BRAIN!

Mwahahahahahhahahahahhhahahaha!

Billy danced like the great Michael Jackson and also Maria fired waves of energy and smashed down Another Carmen Dillo!

Me: Hey that was really catchy!

Qin: Yeah and Billy sure knows how to dance.

Lola: Yeah he sure does.

Nico: Yeah.

Maria: Now this one. (ACTIVATES GANDA'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down!

Maria: Take that!

Nico: YEAH!

Sailor Juno: Nice! Now for me! (ACTIVATES BLOB'S RIDEWATCH)

She jumped and went Sumo Size and smashed Another Carmen Dillo with her huge girth and smashed her down!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Professor XXXL and his team came and it had Bird Brain, Runt, Evilon, Dr. Animo and Kittyra!

Nico: Nice team, Professor XXXL!

Professor XXXL: Thanks Nico.

Me: Wow! That Kittyra looks like King Ghidorah!

Eli: But it has bird feet and cat heads. Same body like Ghidorah but with different feet and heads.

Qin: Yeah!

Me: But awesome!

Maria: Yeah that's cool.

Maria: I'm just glad you weren't caught up in the Big Bang!

Another Carmen Dillo: That is one thing we can agree on!

Me: I agree!

Then an Omanyte appeared and landed in Nico's arms.

Me: Wow an Omanyte!

Nico: Hey. Wait I know this Omanyte.

Omanyte: Its been a while Nico.

Nico: Whoa! Aylina Corrington's Omanyte. Then that means she's not far behind.

Omanyte: Yeah and…

Out came an Omastar!

Me: Whoa! An Omastar!

May: Cool!

Omastar: (In a girls voice) Sorry I'm late. I was stopping a bunch of thugs from stealing a new shipment of magiswords.

Nico: Aylina Corrington! Wow!

Omastar: Yep. Awesome to see you again Nico and you too Qin.

Qin: Same here.

Omastar: I got this.

She fired an Aurora Beam Blast and it hit Another Carmen Dillo and reverted her back and I caught the ridewatch and purified it. Helga was a girl with blond hair and blue eyes and had purple clothes on her that were torn up.

Me: Whoa Russia really did a number on her.

Maria then tied her up.

Maria: I learned from my mistakes. You haven't!

Helga Livingston: (GROWLS)

Maria: I know this line is overused but tell it to the judge!

Maria snapped her fingers and beamed her to the Titania Prison for Queen Bees.

Nico: Nice one Maria!

Omastar: That was awesome!

Me: Boy no kidding.

Maria: At least that's one bully out of my hair.

Me: Well Maria we got to expect some hostile members every now and then. Can't expect ALL of them to be friendly.

Maria: You're right on that.

May: Yeah.

Omastar: That's true.

Sailor Juno: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Omastar: My favorite was when me and Nico found an awesome new dinosaur in Colorado. We found a Natovenator fossil.

Nicole: Whoa! That's a brand new kind of dinosaur that was just recently discovered in Mongolia. It lived over 72 million years ago.

Omastar: Yeah we had no idea what it was and we didn't give it a name till I found out about it on the internet after I got slammed.

Qin: But that was cool!

Me: It sure is. Usually those kinds of dinosaurs were never around in my old neck of the woods.

Aylene C.: Yeah and I never saw one like that before. How big were they?

Nicole: About 2 and a half feet tall.

Aylene C.: Wow!

Qin: Yep.

Me: Lets get you back to normal.

Omastar: Okay but I'm naked.

Nico pulled out an aqua blue jumpsuit.

I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers.

Aylina got taller and she got her human body back and was a girl with aqua blue green hair and blue eyes and she got the jumpsuit on and Nico helped her up.

Aylina: Whoa what a rush.

Nico: But you're back to normal.

Omanyte: Yay! I missed your human form Aylina.

Aylina: Me too Omanyte.

Nico and Aylina hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Aylina: Me too Nico. Me too.

Me: Well that's Nico's rescue done. We beat Witch Way and stopped the Bellydancer Bandits and rescued Sailor Xiyula and sent Helga Livingston to reform school. And also we reunited

Nico with Aylita and Omanyte. How was that for a rescue. This is J.D. Knudson reporting from Lyvsheria for Nico's rescue. Back to you.

In the studio.

Nico: Thank you J.D. man that was an awesome rescue. And now that my rescue is done you will soon see Lincoln's rescue. But first lets have a word from our sponsor.

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Camera shows images of the jerks we all despise.

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They were eating Ulti-meatum's and Lynn-sagnas.

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The news came back on.

Nico: Welcome back everyone. Hope you all liked my rescue and enjoyed an awesome and great battle. Now it's time for Lincoln's Rescue and his Guardian Angel's revelations. We now go to Ken Knudson following the story.

Ken: Thanks Nico. This is gonna be a really fun story and a great rescue for all of us.

After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Zak Saturday, Eiliea the Winged Mermaid, Drew Saturday, Doc Saturday, Fisk, and Zon are heading to Innistrad in the world of Magic the Gathering, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're also going to destroy Henrika Domnathi, a vampire and minor antagonist of the Innistrad: Crimson Vow storyline of Magic: the Gathering, who's the progenitor of the Domnathi bloodline of vampires, a bloodline that is considered dangerous even among the other families, she's also known for consorting with demons and rumored to have been the one-time lover of Griselbrand.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Innistrad in the world of Magic the Gathering, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're also going to destroy Henrika Domnathi.

Luna: Uh oh, I know her all too well, she's the progenitor of the Domnathi bloodline of vampires, a bloodline that's considered dangerous even among the other families, she's also known for consorting with demons and rumored to have been the one-time lover of Griselbrand.

Nico: So, we got a dangerous vampire who's the progenitor of one of the most dangerous bloodlines even among the other vampire families, who's also a demon consorter and rumored one-time lover of Griselbrand running loose. She's going to be Lincoln's snack when we catch her.

Me: Yeah.

Lincoln: She's not to be underestimated though, she's a dangerous opponent, but you're right, we're not going to let her live any longer. And I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Zak.

Zak: You're welcome, Lincoln. Plus, today's Halinor's big mission.

Me: Yeah, I can't wait to get rid of Akhil once and for all. But, of course, Antonio Maldonado's bound to send Luis Estrada to try and kill us after we get rid of Akhil.

Hayley Lair: Which is why not only is Halinor going to fight him, but of course, Luciana Grimo and Lincoln are going to also help her.

Phoebe Vandom: That's right, we're not letting that religious fanatic get away with this, even on the big missions for our ambassadors.

Lincoln: Don't worry, by February 7th, we'll be rid of the Order once we destroy Antonio Maldonado for good.

?: HELLLLLLLLLPPPPPP!

Suddenly, we heard the sound of eight girls calling for help and the sound of malevolent laughter. With his Third Eye, deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, superhuman senses, The Force, and sensing energy signals, Lincoln saw who it was calling for help: it was the eight girls, but they've been cornered by Henrika Domnathi, and she's going to kill them.

Lincoln: (Gasps) Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the eight girls, but they've been cornered by Henrika Domnathi, and she's going to kill them.

?: (Girl's voice) That bloodthirsty evil vampire, let's get her and drive a stake through her heart.

Suddenly, we saw Evil HERO Malicious Bane appear before us.

Nico: Wicked, that's Evil HERO Malicious Bane.

Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Micaela Davis, I knew it was you, but we'll talk later, time to go and kill another head vampire.

We rushed on over and before Henrika Domnathi could kill the girls and drink their blood, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental blasts at Henrika Domnathi and that caused the eight girls to get away and take shelter in a rainbow energy field Lincoln created to protect them from Henrika Domnathi, and when she saw us, she was furious.

Henrika Domnathi: You would dare to interrupt my dinner?!

Lincoln: You've claimed your last victim, Henrika Domnathi, and now, I'm going to enjoy draining you dry of every last drop of blood.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Zak Saturday and his team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Henrika Domnathi, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, Lincoln ran at Henrika Domnathi and he put her in a brutal bear hug so she couldn't escape, and as he sank his fangs into her, he began sucking out every last drop of blood from her body and absorbing her into his body through his skin and assimilating all her powers and abilities. Then, as soon as Lincoln was done draining her dry of every last drop of blood and absorbing her, an energy card with her soul imprisoned inside appeared in Lincoln's large left hand, and she was sent to The Black Gates when the Judgement Kanji appeared. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and we powered down.

Lincoln: That was good, I haven't fed on and absorbed any evil vampires in a long while. (To Micaela Davis) And it's so good to see you again, Micaela Davis.

Micaela Davis reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with short midnight black hair tied in a ponytail, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings as she reigned in the power of Evil HERO Malicious Bane, she has on a sleeveless midnight black shirt, midnight black skirt, midnight black knee-high high heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and demons on the coattails and on the back is Evil HERO Malicious Bane and holstered on her back is a massive Evil HERO Malicious Bane-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Evil HERO Malicious Bane etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight blade, large demon heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large demon heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large demon heads for the pommel.

Micaela Davis: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's so good to see you all again, Gretchen Holland, Rhonda Monroe, Cassie Evanstein, Reggie McDonald, Tiffany Emmerson, Lucinda Stewart, and Lorelai Delancey, same with you, Gina Han.

Gretchen Holland, Rhonda Monroe, Cassie Evanstein, Reggie McDonald, Tiffany Emmerson, Lucinda Stewart, Lorelai Delancey, and Gina Han: You too, Micaela.

Lincoln went up to Micaela Davis and he hugged her, and Micaela Davis is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and they had atomic red blushes on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I also haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Micaela Davis: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and eleven massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new. Plus, you've grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Micaela Davis, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Gym. Micaela Davis is known as the brawn of the Evil HERO Gene-Slammers. She's really strong and her immense strength has more than impressed Lynn, and she's also used her immense strength to put Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, and Hank in their place, and Gina Han really trained her a lot in weightlifting, and Micaela used what she learned from her weightlifting lessons with Gina and really trained me a lot in weightlifting by using the methods that she taught her and it really helped me greatly.

Micaela Davis: That's right, I've seen him lifting a 250,000-lb barbell with one hand, and my lessons have really helped him to bulk up even more in muscle mass, along with the training we've put him through.

Lincoln: That's right. Plus, Micaela's also also friends with Gretchen Holland, Rhonda Monroe, Cassie Evanstein, Reggie McDonald, Tiffany Emmerson, Lucinda Stewart, and Lorelai Delancey and when it came to dealing with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan at The Loud House, Chandler, his goons, Pablo, and Anderson at school, and Flip, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, and Lewis Travolta in the city, she means serious business especially when it comes to defending me, and make no mistake, she and the other Evil HERO Gene-Slammers fight with the fury of the demons and devils of Hell, and any who dare to mess with me, she and the other Evil HERO Gene-Slammers will deliver unto them a very nasty punishment so brutal that'll make even the demons and devils of Hell afraid of even incurring their wrath.

Nico: (Gulps) Just like what we were told.

Gretchen Holland: That's right, we fight with the fury of the demons and devils of Hell, and those who dare to mess with Lincoln deserve a nasty punishment so brutal that'll make even the demons and devils of Hell afraid of even incurring our wrath.

Me: Remind me never to cross any of you. And among your enemies, which one did Micaela really hate with a blazing passion, Lincoln?

Nico: That's right, and many of your enemies had crossed really nasty lines, but only a certain one would've crossed that line and it would earn them their entire wrath in full.

Lincoln: That's right, and the very persons who earned Micaela's hatred, that would be Chandler, his goons, Pablo, and Anderson, and she really broke their arms and legs, gave them black eyes, broke their teeth, and even kicked them hard in their crotches before they could try and kill me.

Me: Yikes, and with her strength, I'm surprised she hadn't killed them.

Micaela Davis: But, I'm glad I saved Lincoln and kicked their asses hard that day. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something I want to give you: I want to give you my blood.

We gasped at her request, including Lincoln.

Lincoln: Micaela, are you absolutely sure about this?

Micaela Davis: (Smiles) Yes, more than anything, after all, I'm going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.

Lincoln looked into the eyes of Micaela Davis, and he saw that she's really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to Micaela Davis, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on Micaela Davis' neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Micaela Davis' neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Micaela Davis: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Micaela.

Micaela Davis had a smile on her face and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, and he leans down to her face and kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The eight girls are Kamoi Tsubame and Ukai Midori from Uchi no Maid ga Uzasugiru! and Ringo Noyamano, Mikan Noyamano, Rika Noyamano, Emiri Adachi, Simca, and Mari Tomita from Air Gear.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Kamoi Tsubame and Ukai Midori from Uchi no Maid ga Uzasugiru! and Ringo Noyamano, Mikan Noyamano, Rika Noyamano, Emiri Adachi, Simca, and Mari Tomita from Air Gear.

Nicole: Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Kamoi Tsubame: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Kamoi Tsubame and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from Henrika Domnathi, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.

Kamoi Tsubame: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Kamoi Tsubame: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Kamoi Tsubame, Ukai Midori, Ringo Noyamano, Mikan Noyamano, Rika Noyamano, Emiri Adachi, Simca, and Mari Tomita with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and they were shocked to find out that the villain we went after was Henrika Domnathi from Magic the Gathering.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as all of us laying a beatdown on that vampire and Lincoln finishing her off by putting her in a brutal bear hug and he sucked out all her blood and he absorbed her into his body and sent her to The Black Gates, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Micaela Davis have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: You know, it's been a while since you fed on and absorbed any evil vampires, evil werewolves, and/or powerful human villains, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Yeah, it sure has, but I still know what to do in these types of situations with them.

Me: That's right.


After putting an end to Henrika Domnathi for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Micaela Davis saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Micaela Davis: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Micaela, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Micaela Davis: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little 11-year-old into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Micaela Davis: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.

Nico: Yep. So, Micaela, we know of how you pulverized Chandler, his goons, Pablo, and Anderson into the dirt, but what other memories did you have with Lincoln?

Micaela Davis: Oh, I definitely have one none of us would ever forget. One day, we'd gotten word of a strength competition in Royal Woods, and Lincoln wanted to sign up. We knew this would be quite a perfect opportunity to show Lincoln how much stronger he'd gotten thanks to us, and he signed up for it. But, we had to guess it that Lynn would also sign up, but we knew it was the perfect chance for Lincoln to not only show how much stronger he'd gotten, but put that competition-crazed animal in her place. On the day of the competition, all of Lincoln's Guardian Angels were there cheering for him, along with Luna, Leni, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Luan, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud, but there for Lynn were Lori and Lola, the two most despicable bitches. The first round of the competition was a weightlifting competition: we first saw Lynn lift a 350-lb barbell, but she couldn't hold it for much longer and she gave out. Then, on Lincoln's turn, he literally lifted up a 500,000-lb barbell with both hands and he didn't break a sweat, and that caused everyone to roar and cheer wildly, including us, and it royally pissed Lori, Lynn, and Lola off. The second round of the competition was endurance: Lincoln and Lynn had to drag a monster truck with a harness strapped onto them, but during the round, Lynn couldn't do it anymore and she passed out, but Lincoln continued onwards and when he crossed the finish line, he won and that earned him even more thunderous cheers from the audience and us, and that was also royally pissing off Lori, Lynn, and Lola even more. As we moved on with the other events, Lincoln won them while Lynn tagged out of the others, and it was earning him so much thunderous cheers from the audience and us, while Lori, Lynn, and Lola were getting royally pissed off even more and Lynn being the sore loser she is wanted him dead, and so did Lori and Lola, but I wasn't going to let those rats get away with it, but there was one more event: The Grip Test. Lynn gripped the lever of a grip strength machine, but in the end, her grip strength gave out, and it gave her a result of Gorilla. Finally, it was Lincoln's turn and as he gripped the lever, it rose up and it went past Champion and the machine was starting to steam up, and he let go, and it ended with a really loud thunderous cheer from the audience, and Lincoln won the competition and he was awarded with a solid gold trophy. Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud went up to Lincoln and they hugged him and he hugged them back and kissed them on the lips, and we went up to Lincoln and we each hugged him, and he went up to me and hugged me and he kissed me on the lips, but I didn't mind, because I kissed him back as I hugged him, and everyone cheered wildly.

Me: I remembered that day all too well, and it was so awesome Lincoln won the competition.

Nico: Awesome. But, I can guess Lori, Lynn, and Lola were now mega royally pissed off, right?

Lincoln: They sure were, and they got so angry, they attacked the judges, and right before Lori, Lynn, and Lola could come after me to kill me, Micaela rushed in and punched Lori in the stomach and she fell down to the floor on her knees, she also headbutted Lynn and sent her flying into a wall, and she kicked Lola hard in the butt and had her hanging by the collar of her dress on a coat rack, and Mom and Dad were so embarrassed by the sore loser attitude of Lynn, they grounded her for twelve weeks for her behavior, and as for Lori and Lola, for their roles, they got grounded for eleven weeks, and while Lynn was put in a titanium bar cage in her room and put in a straitjacket, Lori and Lola were put in separate isolation cubes and they too were in straitjackets.

Nico: What a sore loser, and Lori and Lola had the nerve to support Lynn to see you fail so they can laugh at you and humiliate you, that's just disgusting.

Luna: That's not even close to describe it, dude. The heartless behaviors of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan crossed many lines when it came to the safety of our bro, but his Guardian Angels and all of us have more than once put those five in their place.

Lincoln: That's right, and I thought Lynn would be mature about this, but she wasn't, she was really immature about losing, and so was Lori and Lola.

Nicholette Torrington: All her talk about being mature was nothing but crap. You were so lucky that Micaela punched you hard in the stomach, Lori, because if it were me that day, I would kill you right where you stand.

Lincoln: But, in the end, they earned my forgiveness by working hard to do it. But, I was still leery of them, so we had them under strict watch, one more wrong move, and they were done.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Fubuki, Claudette, Laurette, and Paulette are heading to Cheep Cheep Beach.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in a large orange speedo with the Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Fubuki, Claudette, Laurette, and Paulette were dressed in colored two-piece bikinis, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Fubuki had feelings for Lincoln when Tatsumaki introduced her to him, and Claudette, Laurette, and Paulette did fall in love with him years ago, and he saved the girls from Pablo and Anderson when they broke out to kill them to get revenge on us again, but Lincoln saved them and pulverized those two assholes before he chained them up to their posts again, and Claudette, Laurette, and Paulette knew Lincoln was infinite-times more a man that Gaston never will be.

Fubuki: Wow, so this is Cheep Cheep Beach.

Lincoln: That's right, I've been here before, and it's a perfect spot for our first beach date, ladies. Shall we?

Lincoln, Fubuki, Claudette, Laurette, and Paulette dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, and they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Fubuki, Claudette, Laurette, and Paulette got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Fubuki, Claudette, Laurette, and Paulette and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Fubuki, Claudette, Laurette, and Paulette placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.

Nico: (Snickers) Looks like someone had a good time, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It was awesome!

Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Fubuki, Claudette, Laurette, and Paulette with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Nico: And I still didn't forget how Lincoln saved you four from Pablo and Anderson, and man, you really kicked those two hard in the crotch.

Lincoln: They had it coming.

Ken Knudson: Pretty awesome set of fun. There you have an awesome set of rescues and fun. Back to you Nico.

Nico: That was awesome and cool. We'll be back in a bit with another awesome set of adventures right after this.

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The news came back on.

Nico: Welcome back everyone. Hope you liked Lincoln's Rescue and the revelations of one of his guardian angels. Always fun to see those. Now it's time for my favorite part of the show. I call this one NICO'S CRAZY MASCOT SHENANIGANS!

The title came on and it was a goofy one and Krusty the Clown's Laugh was heard in the background.

Nico: Our mascots have gotten into some crazy and funny things over the years and it's always for a funny laugh. Who knows what kind of mischief they will get into this time. Lets go down to Carol Pusateri in Gotham Royal York.

The camera turned to Carol.

Carol: Thank you Nico. We are in the middle of Gotham Royal York for another awesome series of fun shenanigans with our mascots. Lets see what they are gonna do now.

Poromon: Omanyte, me and Poliwag have a lot to catch you up on.

Omanyte: Like what?

Poliwag: (sees an unlocked car) Let us show you!

Witchy Simone: This can't end well.

Prohyas: You got that right squirt.

Witchy Simone: THAT'S NOT MY NAME!

She fired a blast of magic and it hit a fire hydrant and it formed into a fruit punch hydrant and Fruit Punch shot out onto the streets like a fountain!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Wow!

I tasted some and it was fruit punch!

Me: Fruit punch!

The Mascots got into the car. But little did they know that the car was actually the car of a jewelry store robber and he was robbing it even as we speak!

We were guzzling down fruit punch.

Nico: Ahh that is refreshing!

Me: Yeah!

Odette: And the mascots just took off with the car.

Nico: What!?

They drove off.

Then the jewelry store robber came out with a huge bag full of jewels!

Robber: HEY MY CAR!

Me: Wait I know that guy!

I teleported and pounced on the robber and tied him up.

Me: Nico you guys get the mascots! I'll keep an eye on our friend here!

Nico: Right!

Ben: I got this!

He turned into Upgrade and merged with a motorcycle and went after the mascots.

G1 Slipstream: (turns into jet mode) I'll fly after them.

Poromon: Folks, this is kind of thing you should do in your free time!

Poliwag: Isn't this fun, Omanyte?!

Omanyte: WEE! YEAH!

It was a hectic ride for them.

I was sitting on the robber's back. I pulled his mask off and it was someone I knew.

Me: Dale Gunnerson!?

Dale Gunnerson: J.D.? Whoa! You have changed a lot!

Me: So have you but I didn't expect you to go into the criminal business.

Dale Gunnerson: Yeah my mom and dad are making me do all this. I became this because of them.

Me: Well why didn't you tell the police they were making you do this?

Dale Gunnerson: I was really scared. Ugly story.

Me: I understand. But you still got to do the time.

Dale Gunnerson: I know. How have things been?

Me: Busy as ever. Saving the world and the universe really is an epic and awesome adventure.

Dale Gunnerson: Yeah I know. My mom and dad made me drop out of high school and I was forced to sell jewels and stuff after stealing them in the black market.

Me: Rough. But we'll do something about your parents later.

G1 Air Raid: Guys, pull over before something bad happens!

Poromon: What do you mean?

Nico flew in and stopped the car with his strength and it wasn't damaged but it was not going anywhere.

Poromon: Oh boy.

Nico flew the car back.

Nico: How's our thief doing?

Me: We had a nice little talk. Guys this is my friend Dale Gunnerson.

Nico: Wait I've heard of you. Your family is one of the most notoriously feared mafia families in the country. I was trying to bust them for years.

Dale Gunnerson: Wow! But I don't want to be a criminal anymore. I was forced into this against my will.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: Poor guy. But you do the crime you do the time. But we'll worry about your parents later. But it was awesome to meet you.

Dale Gunnerson: You too Nico.

Sheila and Tom took him away.

Me: Stop the mascots?

Nico: Yep. But we also got all the jewels back that Dale took. He also had lots of other bags full of jewels in his car.

Eli: So in a way the mascots foiled him.

Nico: Yep.

Poliwag: Wait look.

Poromon: Is that a rock?

We saw it crawl!

Me: Whoa! I hope that's not one of those rock monsters from the Moon!

We saw it turn and it was a Kabuto!

Me: Whoa it's a Kabuto!

Nico: I got a feeling I know this one.

Kabuto: Long time no see Nico!

Nico: Wait Anya Orington's Kabuto!

Qin: She must not be far behind either.

Kabutops then came out!

Me: Whoa Kabutops!

Qin: Wow!

Kabutops: (In a girls voice) Been a long time Nico and you too Qin.

Qin: Anya Orington! Wow!

Nico: It's awesome to see you again.

Poliwag: (to Kabuto) You should've joined our little drive!

Kabuto: I know. I missed out on it. Sorry.

Kabutops: But that was awesome that you guys busted him.

Me: Yeah it sure was.

May: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Kabutops: My favorite is when me and Nico were over in Morocco and we found an awesome new Mosasaur Fossil. It was called Thalassotitan.

Nicole: Whoa! That's a brand new Mosasaur that was recently discovered last year.

Qin: Wow! It's amazing how many kinds of dinosaurs there were back then.

Nicole: Yep. Thalassotitan Lived back 67 million years.

Xenia: Wow.

Kabutops: Yep. I'm ready to revert back now. But I'm naked.

Nicole: Oh boy.

I put on my blind man glasses and Nico got out a brown jumpsuit and I snapped my fingers and Nicole put up an invisibility wall to make sure no one can see.

Anya's hands returned to normal.

She was back to normal and she put on the jumpsuit.

Anya Orington: Wow that was rough.

Qin: But you're back to normal.

Anya Orington: I sure am.

Nico and Anya hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Anya Orington: Me too Nico. Me too.

Carol: Well there you have it. The Mascots drove off in a car that was that of a criminal and brought him down. But at the same time they had fun. This has been another awesome fun segment of Nico's Crazy Mascot Shenanigans. Back to you Nico.

Nico: Thank you Carol. Hope you liked that one. I hope the Mascots learned a big lesson from all that.

Stella brought Nico some soda.

Nico: Thank you Stella.

Nico guzzled it down.

Nico: Ahh. Now it's time for the main event of our epic and amazing adventure. It's time for the big main mission to start and you will like this because it's Halinor's Big Day Mission and we're going to the planet Xenoc to help Ultrox and friends destroy the evil Akhil. We head over to Aylene Carter at the estate.

The screen showed that we were back at the estate.

Aylene C.: Thank you Nico and we are back at the estate getting ready to head out to Xenoc and it's going to be an awesome and amazing battle for all of us.

We got ready.

Riku: Nico, which teams have you made this time?

Nico: Marinette's team will include Aloe and Lotus, Kanai Humuhumunukunukuapuaa, Igneus, Firesque, and Rhinoram. Robin's team will include Dark Magician Girl and her Apprentices, Naomi Yumiko, White Walker, Frostwrath, and Algata.

Me: Cool! More Monster Legends monsters added to the mix.

Qin: Yep. That is so awesome and fun.

Lola: It sure is.

Halinor: Yeah it is! Now we know what today is. It's my big day mission.

Qin: It sure is.

Nico: Yep. Xenoc awaits. After everyone gets here that is.

The previous group of M.O.E. Members came.

Octagon: Can me, Pete, Kalin, Private HIVE, Control Freak, Abis Mal, Rhomboid, Cargill, Cantwell, Wiggum, and Chalmers go with you guys?

Buzz Buzzard: Me, Chameleon, Superfriends Giganta, Knighty Knight, Wolvertoon, IR Baboon, Steelbeak, Quirrel, Proper Patrol, and Supreme King Jaden will come too.

Rhomboid: Wait? Are we on TV right now?!

Nico: It's a project that we're doing for Lincoln's class.

Qin: Yep. We're doing a News Project.

Rhomboid: Oh wow.

Me: Yeah we agreed to help Lincoln with it.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: And to answer your question Octagon, yes you all can come with us.

Halinor: I'm so excited for this!

Qin: We all are.

Nightshade: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: I'm glad you asked Nightshade. Aerodactyl, Snorlax, Dragonair and Dragonite next.

Me: Cool!

Bonnie Terrez: That is cool! Another Dragonair brethren for me.

Me: Yep. But the Snorlax one is gonna be a lazy one I'll bet. Lets not forget that it's the heaviest ever Pokemon in the Kanto Region.

Nico: I know and that one will be really tired all the time.

Eli: Yeah.

Kalin: Let's head out now.

Superfriends Giganta: Wait! Isn't a new Sentai team joining us?

Nico: Yesh they are.

Prohyas: I hope the next rangers are the Turborangers.

Vambre: The Carrangers should be next.

Prohyas: Turborangers!

Vambre: CARRANGERS!

Prohyas: TURBORANGERS!

They growled ferociously!

Nico: Uh oh!

Eli went over and grabbed Prohyas and Vambre.

Eli: Excuse me you two but I must discipline the nannygoats!

BLANG!

He bashed their heads together!

Prohyas and Vambre: OUCH!

Nico: And Prohyas is right on the choice.

Me: I swear you two act like a couple of babies.

Nico: Yep.

Nico snapped his fingers and then the Turborangers came!

Riki Honoo: Hey guys!

Nico: Awesome to see you guys again.

Haruna Morikawa: Same here.

Me: We owe you guys big time.

Riki Honoo: Think nothing of it.

Nico: Lets head out.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Luis Estrada of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, and he's coming to kill Maria Garcia and the other Fabled Gene-Slammers yet again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Luis Estrada of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's absolutely pissed off about what happened yesterday.

Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Antonio Maldonado must've found out about it, and now, he's really enraged now.

Luciana Grimro: (Spanish Accent) Let him get enraged, we'd already had it up to hear with those Dark Santeria-practicing fanatics for the last time. So, we're finally going to get rid of Luis Estrada for good, excellent.

Me: With what you girls and Lincoln are doing by slaying every last member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, this is really pissing off Antonio Maldonado.

Nico: What these guys have done in causing this kind of horror and terror in Mexico years ago with their sacrificial rituals. They're even worse than The Church of Necrom, The Order of The Black Cross, or even The Chernabog Sisters.

Lincoln: Not exactly, Nico, unlike The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, those three groups we'd dealt with in the past were a danger to the entire world with their dark powers, and the crimes they'd committed against humanity were extremely dark, and they've made deals with the demonic forces of Hell by selling their souls in exchange for those dark powers.

Me: Yeah, The Chernabog Sisters' parents made the deal with The Devil before they were even born to give their unborn daughters the powers of Hell and The Order of The Black Cross toyed with dark Satanic forces.

Nicholette Torrington: And Damian Alaister and his fucked-up friends had sacrificed their own families in a dark Satanic Ritual in their devotion to Necrom, and after they gained their dark powers, they all went on a bloody rampage killing millions of people in their rampage.

Lincoln: Yep, so even compared to those three dark Satanic groups, The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte is not on a high-level threat like those three, but they're still just as dangerous as they kidnapped many innocent people and ritualistically murdered them in their dark rituals, and we can't forget that they tried to desecrate the bodies of the dead in Mexico's cemeteries for their dark sacrilegious rituals.

Nico: They're playing with forces they can never comprehend: messing with the bodies of the dead is bound to anger the spirits of the dead who're buried there. Alright, gang, let's go, time to help Ultrox and his friends destroy Akhil once and for all.

Lincoln: We'll make that monster pay for his crimes, and once we get done with destroying Akhil once and for all, you're the next one to die, Luis Estrada.

Halinor: Hang on there, Ultrox, we're coming to help.

Luciana Grimro: (Spanish Accent) That monster will pay for every last one of his crimes, and once we get done with him, Luis Estrada, you better say your prayers, because you deserve no salvation from God for your sins, for there is one thing that awaits you: Eternal Damnation.

We went to the ship and we were off to Xenoc!


The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.

Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7213.9: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to the planet Xenoc for Halinor's big day mission. We're going there to meet Ultrox and friends and help them destroy Akhil. This is gonna be an awesome mission in the heart of the universe.

Qin: I can't wait to see how this turns out.

Nico: Just as long as J.D. doesn't scare me again with that demonic giraffe.

Me: You are still never gonna live that down aren't you?

Buddy Pine: Wake me up when we're there.

Nico: Will do.

Halinor: This is gonna be so awesome.

Lisa Loud: We arrived at our destination.

Nico: On screen.

We saw that we were at Xenoc!

Wolvertoon: We're here!

Control Freak: Which monster should I summon for the upcoming battle?

Nicole: How about Darth Maul from Disney Infinity 3.0?

Control Freak: Good choice! And he is also a future member of the M.O.E.

Nicole: Cool!

Prohyas: I hope we have fun on this one.

Helmut then appeared.

Helmut: (To Prohyas) DORK!

We saw him!

Me: Hey No stowaways!

I teleported him back.

We got to landing and we landed on Xenoc.

We got out and we saw Ultrox.

Me: There he is. Welcome to Xenoc everyone.

Camie: Wow! This is amazing!

Lisa Loud: Astounding! This planet has energy readings that are phenomenally off the scale.

Laney: No kidding there.

Skalor: Hey there, Ultrox!

Ultrox: Hey everyone! Glad you made it and Halinor glad to see you again.

Halinor: Same here!

Cantwell: Mind if we go to where the garage and the others are?

Buzz Buzzard: Assuming that's where they are.

Ultrox: Sure thing. Lets go.

We went to the Garage.

Ultrox: It was really awesome helping you guys defeat Opaline.

Me: It sure was and we owe you big time for that.

Camie: We sure do.

We arrived.

Maria: Hey, guys!

Skrash: Hey you all made it!

Qin: Wouldn't miss this for anything.

Starfire: Oh this will be most glorious and fun.

Varie: It sure will.

Halinor: We want to thank you guys for helping to take Lotan down.

Ultrox: It was no problem guys. That was awesome.

Me: That was awesome.

Qin: Yeah.

Xenia: It sure was.

Ultrox: I wonder how our little bunny friend is doing on that distraction.

Chalmers: Oh, we actually had him come back to us the day before Christmas.

Ultrox: Really?

Supreme King Jaden: We didn't want Akhil to be too badly hurt before we fight him.

Quirrel: So, we had the demon bunny come back to the HQ.

Me: It was time for him to come back anyway. Besides he did good on Akhil.

Qin: Yeah he sure did.

Xenia: Although I think Akhil is gonna have what we call Lepus Traumatic Shock Syndrome.

We laughed!

Qin: (LAUGHS) That was a good one.

Ultrox: I like that.

Scavenger: Ultrox, this might seem like a stupid question. But have you ever met Carlo Abate?

Ultrox: Unfortunately no sorry.

Qin: Darn.

Nico: That would be cool though.

Xenia: Yeah.

Varie: It would.

Ultrox: What exactly is Earth like?

Major Ms. Manners: Oh, you're going to love it. It's what us humans call home. And it's got lots of things you're bound to enjoy.

Manaphy: But it has some things you might dislike. LIKE THE BLOOD AND HONEY MOVIE! (shows trailer close to Ultrox's face) LOOK AT IT!

Wiggum: (sighs) I got a feeling this is gonna be a thing now.

Me: Oh boy Manaphy why did you have to do that?

May: Manaphy calm down.

She grabbed Manaphy.

Me: Sorry Ultrox. The mascots saw a crazy movie trailer about a dark and evil version of Winnie the Pooh and they despise and loathe that movie big time. Ugly story.

Xenia: Yeah.

Ultrox: I can tell it hurt them like that.

Nico: Yeah.

Omanyte: Man I hate that movie.

Aylina: Me too. That movie is an abomination to the Winnie the Pooh we know and love.

Xenia: You got that right.

Ultrox: What are these cameras for? Are you guys doing a TV Show to prove that you guys aren't the villains some people say you are.

Spectra Phantom: (laughs) No. That isn't the case.

Helios: Though I feel that Rick Jones in another universe probably did that kind of thing already.

Me: Yeah. But no that isn't it. It's for a news project Lincoln's class is working on.

Nico: Yeah we're working on a news TV project.

Ultrox: Oh I get it.

Cargill: This is documenting the day in the Life of Team Loud Phoenix Storm for an entire day.

Steelbeak: Anything you want to say to the cameras?

Ultrox: Just this. (to the cameras) I know many of you are scared. I know many of you may fear about what Akhil might do if he reaches Earth. But I swear that will not happen. For today, his reign of terror ends. Once and for all!

Qin gave him the thumbs up.

Me: That's right everyone!

Nico: Well said everyone.

Broccoli Guy: That... was actually very motivational!

Me: It sure was.

Ultrox: Thanks. I do have a way to help bring good motivation.

Me: You sure do.

Qin: I agree.

Laney: Yeah.

Poromon came out in a fairy costume carrying two bottles of beer.

(DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY PLAYS)

Poromon: (to the Alien Racers) Hello there! I'm the beer fairy! Come to give you guys two bottles of beer!

Frightwig: Yeah, Poromon's beer fairy getup is apparently a thing now.

We laughed at that one.

Omanyte: (LAUGHS) That's so adorable!

Kabuto: Yeah it sure is.

Me: Poromon now calls himself the Beer Fairy. I think it's really cute.

Ultrox: It sure is cute. But unfortunately I can't drink beer. I don't even have a stomach anymore.

Poromon: Oh right.

Skrash: I can't drink anything at all. I'm just a skeleton.

Me: Well I don't think anyone here can drink anyway.

Poromon: Darn. Maybe next time.

Abis Mal: Oh, did I mention the bunny's gonna be in Beast Man's team?

IR Baboon: It's true.

Ultrox: That's awesome.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Yeah this will be cool.

Nanette: I'll say.

Ultrox: We've got sometime before it's time for the battle.

Pacifica: That's perfect!

Me: Yeah. We can show you all a demonstration of more of our power and our teamwork through our usual battles.

Qin: Yeah.

Camie: You're in for an awesome show.

Me: And you're going to meet your archenemy too.

Ultrox: Awesome. I'm gonna like this.

Moondancer: Yep.

Private HIVE: In fact, Yost Cap, Arkayna, Yin, Brody, and Shinnosuke's archenemies will be joining in.

Knighty Knight: To make it more fun.

Me: I like it.

Arkayna: Awesome.

Me: Good idea.

Qin: Yep.

We got ready.

Then Webstor, Angel, Red Ghost, Skalamander, Rich Texan, Steam Smythe, Black Adam, Trap Jaw, Living Laser, INSTIGATOR, Man Spider, Fairy Tail Angel, Saleen, Basson Burns, Golden Gut, Sir Raleigh, Madame Woe, Roulette, Raizen, Thursday Man, Mumbo Jumbo, Fire Count, Taotie, Taskmaster and Phantom of the Bwahpera appeared.

Nico: Webstor, Angel, Red Ghost, Skalamander, Rich Texan, Steam Smythe, Black Adam, Trap Jaw, Living Laser, INSTIGATOR, Man Spider, Fairy Tail Angel, Saleen, Basson Burns, Golden Gut, Sir Raleigh, Madame Woe, Roulette, Raizen, Thursday Man, Mumbo Jumbo, Fire Count, Taotie, Taskmaster and Phantom of the Bwahpera.

Saleen: Look at this planet.

Me: Told you guys it was really cool. The Energy that Xenoc has is off the scale.

Lola: Yeah it sure is.

Webstor: Are the cameras still rolling?

Maria: They sure are.

Angel: Good.

Red Ghost: Everyone at home's in for a treat.

Me: Yes they sure are.

Skalamander: (to Nico) We heard you went to Rhyboflavin.

Nico: Yep.

Rich Texan: How was it?

Me: Really awesome and I can't even remember the last time we were there.

Nico: Boy it has been a while.

Golf Jamen then appeared.

Me: Back for another awesome golf game Golf Jamen?

Golf Jamen: You bet I am.

Qin: Nice!

Golf Jamen: I remember when I first met you guys.

Me: Yeah I shot a golf ball right into your head.

Golf Jamen: That was a really great shot J.D.

Me: Thanks. It was fun.

We got the usual battles underway.


Lucy Loud, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders. Catherine Torres, Sawyer the Zombie, Riku and Demona VS Webstor - Nico's Rescue in Rhyboflavin and Sunny Transforming and Battling Witch Way


Webstor was first.

Webstor: (to Lucy) Nico's Rescue was in Rhyboflavin. And Sunny Transformed and Battled Witch Way

Lucy Loud: She sure did and it was so amazing to see that.

Starlight Glimmer: They were gobsmacked that we now have the powers of the Forbidden Arts and all of us can use dark magic.

Cozy Glow: They were speechless. The Forbidden Arts were just as powerful as they said and that is cool.

Hex: They sure are. And Sunny looked amazing when she transformed. It was awesome.

Catherine Torres: You got that right.

Sawyer: That was really awesome seeing that!

Webstor: Wow! Congratulations to Sunny for Transforming and Witch Way and the Bellydancer Bandits will make awesome additions to the team. Lets do it!

Lucy used her legend items.

DARKNESS SPIDERS OF FURY! LUCY LOUD'S DARKNESS BAT SWARM!

She fired waves of darkness and the group fired waves of bones, stars, lightning, skulls, blood, magic and energy and smashed him down.


Skyla, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Eden Severnaya, Bleez, Nightshade and Luminous VS Angel - Battling Another Heaven's Pegasus and Another Carmen Dillo


Angel was next.

Angel: (to Skyla) Nico, Fluttershy's team, Carmen Dillo's team, and the others did good Battling Another Heaven's Pegasus. And Another Carmen Dillo too.

Skyla: They sure did and we were shocked to see that Another Carmen Dillo was an enemy from Maria's past this time.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah Maria really got her in trouble and sent her far away to a boarding school in another country.

Scootaloo: Yeah no kidding! Maria said she learned from her mistakes whereas the Another Carmen Dillo did not.

Whirlwind: That's for sure.

Eden Severnaya: That's right! But it was awesome that Maria sent that one far.

Bleez: It sure was.

Angel: I'm glad for that. Also I bet she was sent to the Titania School for Queen Bee brats.

Skyla: You bet she was.

Angel: Good riddance. Lets do it!

Skyla activated her legend items.

FLIGHT OF THE FURY JET! SKYLA'S POKEMON FLIGHT OF FANCY!

They fired waves of wind, lightning, rainbows and energy and smashed her down!


Zak Saturday, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Abigail Howenshead, Lena Isis, Cassandra and Buddy Pine VS Ivan Kragoff A.K.A. Red Ghost (Marvel) - Lincoln's Rescue


Red Ghost was next.

Red Ghost: (to Zak) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Magic the Gathering. How was it?

Zak: It was really awesome! Everyone had fun in that one. We destroyed Henrika Domnathi.

Fluttershy: That was so amazing and fun.

Tornado Bolt: It sure was. Awesome taking him down.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja it was.

Stealth Elf: We had a lot of fun on that one.

Abigail Howenshead: We sure did and we made sure he was destroyed.

Lena Isis: You got that right.

Red Ghost: Glad you had fun on that one. Lets do it!

Zak activated his legend items.

ZAK'S CRYPTID RESCUE FORCE! CRYPTID ARMY OF DOOM!

They fired waves of energy, leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and fire and smashed him down.


Chris Taylor, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Salene Sallamandia, Professor Banner, Skalor and Tentakil VS Skalamander - Meeting a Gene-slammer for Evil HERO Malicious Bane


Skalamander was next.

Skalamander: (to Chris) I heard you guys met a Gene-slammer for Evil HERO Malicious Bane. What's her name?

Chris: Her name is Micaela Davis and she is an intensely strong force to be reckoned with.

Applejack: Boy she is an amazing and strong weightlifter.

Apple Bloom: She sure is and her story is amazing.

FLASHBACK

Micaela Davis: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Micaela, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Micaela Davis: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little 11-year-old into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Micaela Davis: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.

Nico: Yep. So, Micaela, we know of how you pulverized Chandler, his goons, Pablo, and Anderson into the dirt, but what other memories did you have with Lincoln?

Micaela Davis: Oh, I definitely have one none of us would ever forget. One day, we'd gotten word of a strength competition in Royal Woods, and Lincoln wanted to sign up. We knew this would be quite a perfect opportunity to show Lincoln how much stronger he'd gotten thanks to us, and he signed up for it. But, we had to guess it that Lynn would also sign up, but we knew it was the perfect chance for Lincoln to not only show how much stronger he'd gotten, but put that competition-crazed animal in her place. On the day of the competition, all of Lincoln's Guardian Angels were there cheering for him, along with Luna, Leni, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Luan, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud, but there for Lynn were Lori and Lola, the two most despicable bitches. The first round of the competition was a weightlifting competition: we first saw Lynn lift a 350-lb barbell, but she couldn't hold it for much longer and she gave out. Then, on Lincoln's turn, he literally lifted up a 500,000-lb barbell with both hands and he didn't break a sweat, and that caused everyone to roar and cheer wildly, including us, and it royally pissed Lori, Lynn, and Lola off. The second round of the competition was endurance: Lincoln and Lynn had to drag a monster truck with a harness strapped onto them, but during the round, Lynn couldn't do it anymore and she passed out, but Lincoln continued onwards and when he crossed the finish line, he won and that earned him even more thunderous cheers from the audience and us, and that was also royally pissing off Lori, Lynn, and Lola even more. As we moved on with the other events, Lincoln won them while Lynn tagged out of the others, and it was earning him so much thunderous cheers from the audience and us, while Lori, Lynn, and Lola were getting royally pissed off even more and Lynn being the sore loser she is wanted him dead, and so did Lori and Lola, but I wasn't going to let those rats get away with it, but there was one more event: The Grip Test. Lynn gripped the lever of a grip strength machine, but in the end, her grip strength gave out, and it gave her a result of Gorilla. Finally, it was Lincoln's turn and as he gripped the lever, it rose up and it went past Champion and the machine was starting to steam up, and he let go, and it ended with a really loud thunderous cheer from the audience, and Lincoln won the competition and he was awarded with a solid gold trophy. Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud went up to Lincoln and they hugged him and he hugged them back and kissed them on the lips, and we went up to Lincoln and we each hugged him, and he went up to me and hugged me and he kissed me on the lips, but I didn't mind, because I kissed him back as I hugged him, and everyone cheered wildly.

Me: I remembered that day all too well, and it was so awesome Lincoln won the competition.

Nico: Awesome. But, I can guess Lori, Lynn, and Lola were now mega royally pissed off, right?

Lincoln: They sure were, and they got so angry, they attacked the judges, and right before Lori, Lynn, and Lola could come after me to kill me, Micaela rushed in and punched Lori in the stomach and she fell down to the floor on her knees, she also headbutted Lynn and sent her flying into a wall, and she kicked Lola hard in the butt and had her hanging by the collar of her dress on a coat rack, and Mom and Dad were so embarrassed by the sore loser attitude of Lynn, they grounded her for twelve weeks for her behavior, and as for Lori and Lola, for their roles, they got grounded for eleven weeks, and while Lynn was put in a titanium bar cage in her room and put in a straitjacket, Lori and Lola were put in separate isolation cubes and they too were in straitjackets.

Nico: What a sore loser, and Lori and Lola had the nerve to support Lynn to see you fail so they can laugh at you and humiliate you, that's just disgusting.

Luna: That's not even close to describe it, dude. The heartless behaviors of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan crossed many lines when it came to the safety of our bro, but his Guardian Angels and all of us have more than once put those five in their place.

Lincoln: That's right, and I thought Lynn would be mature about this, but she wasn't, she was really immature about losing, and so was Lori and Lola.

Nicholette Torrington: All her talk about being mature was nothing but crap. You were so lucky that Micaela punched you hard in the stomach, Lori, because if it were me that day, I would kill you right where you stand.

Lincoln: But, in the end, they earned my forgiveness by working hard to do it. But, I was still leery of them, so we had them under strict watch, one more wrong move, and they were done.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Skalamander: WHOA! That is awesome! And incredible that Lynn got put in her place.

Flashwing: You got that right.

Salene Sallamandia: Yeah that was rough.

Professor Banner: It sure was.

Skalamander: Indeed it was. Lets do it!

Chris activated his legend items.

CAPTAIN AMERICA'S SHIELD OF FORCE! SKALAMANDER'S CRYSTAL OF NANITES!

They fired waves of energy, earth, rock, crystal, boulders, mud and apples and smashed him down.


Becky, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Lena Windsor, Sadie Mae, Frightwig and Bleez VS Rich Texan - The Mascots Stealing a Jewelry Robber's car


Rich Texan was next.

Rich Texan: (to Becky) The Mascots Stole a Jewelry Robber's car?! (sighs) How much is their bail gonna be?

Becky: Don't need it. Sheila and Tom caught the robber and thanks to the Mascots Shenanigans and she hailed them as heroes.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that was awesome. The robber got caught and busted. Now his parents are going to be caught and taken away.

Sunburn: Yeah no kidding.

LEna Windsor: What they are doing is awful.

Sadie Mae: Yeah they need to realize that crime doesn't pay.

Rich Texan: No it sure doesn't! Lets do it!

Becky used her Legend Items.

LONE RANGER OF NEW MEXICO! BECKY'S PLANTS OF DOOM!

They fired waves of leaves and fire and smashed him down.


Sakura Haruno, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Daniella King, Hulk Hogan, Scavenger and Bonecrusher VS Steam Smythe - The Robber got busted


Steam Smythe was next.

Steam Smythe: (to Sakura) The Robber got busted. But from what I heard, he's not such a bad guy.

Sakura Haruno: No he was forced into a life of crime. But that was amazing that the mascots busted him thanks to them stealing his car.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it sure was. That was great.

Starshine Sparkle: It sure was. And I feel bad for the guy. But like Hitch says, you do the crime you do the time.

Spyro: Yeah that is for sure.

Daniella King: I agree there.

Hulk Hogan: No kidding there.

Steam Smythe: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!

Daniella King and Hulk Hogan: LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN STEAM SMYTHE! WE'RE GONNA ROUGH YOU UP REALLY GOOD!

Sakura used her Legend Items.

SLAMMING FORCE OF EGGS! SMASHING FORCE OF SAKURA HARUNO!

They fired waves of magic and cube bombs and smashed him all over the place!


Batman, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Selene Salem, Carolyn Hope, Alice Gehabach and Spectra Phantom VS Black Adam - Ultrox and his team are awesome racers


Black Adam was next.

Black Adam: (to Batman) Ultrox and his team are awesome racers. Wait until they join the races we participate in all the time.

Batman: Not just on Earth and Xenoc but on other planets too.

Rarity: That will be a most amazing and adventurous amount of fun.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah it sure will! We will love doing that with Ultrox and friends.

Gill Grunt: We sure will and that will be cool.

Selene Salem: We sure will. All the races we do are awesome.

Carolyn Hope: That is for sure.

Black Adam: Yeah no kidding! Lets do it!

Batman activated his Legend Items.

BATMAN'S DARKNESS CRUSADE! DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT VENGEANCE!

They fired waves of darkness, water, jewels, ice and energy and smashed him down.


Sydney Burlington, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Hailey Kirlian, Spittor, Bone Chompy and Broccoli Guy VS Trap Jaw - Xenoc is an amazing planet and overflowing with incredible energy


Trap Jaw was next.

Trap Jaw: (to Sydney) Xenoc is an amazing planet. And overflowing with incredible energy.

Sydney Burlington: Yeah the energy here is amazing!

Princess Luna: It sure is and the power it has is incredible and can be used to power anything.

Moondust: It sure can and it is amazing.

Snowdrop: Yeah it sure is!

Gari: I'll say.

Blackout: Boy the races they have here on Xenoc are just as amazing and epic.

Hailey Kirlian: I agree there. Akhil wants all that power all for himself.

Spittor: No way are we going to let that happen.

Trap Jaw: I agree there. Lets do it!

Spittor: You read my mind! Spittor, TERRORIZE!

He transformed!

Sydney activated her Legend Items.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE STORM OF THE SHELL! TURTLES VS THE DRAGON!

They fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed him down.


Megan McCallister, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylander, Eleanor Mccallister, Osmosis Jones, Pacifica and Sissi VS Living Laser - Akhil got his butt thrashed by the demon bunny big time


Living Laser was next.

Living Laser: (to Megan) Akhil got his butt thrashed by the demon bunny big time. Said bunny is DEFINITELY gonna be going into a team!

Megan: You got that right and we already knew about that from the start. But that was so funny how Akhil can be thrashed around by something so small as a bunny.

Princess Celestia: Yeah and it's utterly humiliating how he was thrashed like that.

King Solar: But it was funny.

Solar Eclipsa: It sure was awesome and cool.

Amber Morning: It sure was.

Spotlight: Yeah that was hilariously funny.

Eleanor McCallister: You got that right.

Osmosis Jones: You said it there sister!

Living Laser: Yeah you got that right! Lets do it!

Megan used her legend items.

GUARDIANS OF THE ELEMENTS COME FORTH! MEGAN'S TRAPS OF DOOM!

They fired waves of stars and light and smashed him down.


Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Sheena Ravencroft, Lola, Hook and Long Haul VS INSTIGATOR - Akhil is definitely getting the Black Gates


INSTIGATOR was next.

INSTIGATOR: (to Pinkie Pie) Akhil is definitely getting the Black Gates. When we're done with him, his beating by the bunny is gonna look mild!

Pinkie Pie: You bet it will! That party pooper is getting what's coming to him!

Maud Pie: (monotonously) He sure is and we can't wait to make sure he pays for everything he did.

Featherweight: Yeah no kidding there. He deserves everything that is going to and already happened to him.

Sprocket: Yeah no kidding there.

Lola: But that was awesome and funny seeing him get thrashed.

Sheena Ravencroft: It sure was and it was funny.

INSTIGATOR: It sure was. Lets do it!

Pinkie Pie used her Legend Items.

PINKIE PIE'S LAUGHING PRANK STORM! THE MASK OF PINKIE PIE!

They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.


Ultrox VS Stay Puft Marshmallow Man


Ultrox was facing the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Ultrox: Boy you sure are tasty.

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Halinor VS Flareizamon


Flarerizamon was next.

Flareizamon: This will be fun.

Halinor: It sure will be fun.

Halinor fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Yost Cap VS Fire Count


Fire Count was next.

Fire Count: This will be good.

Yost Cap: It sure will.

He fired waves of energy from his shield and smashed smashed him down.


Arkayna VS Mumbo Jumbo


Mumbo Jumbo was next.

Mumbo Jumbo: Quite a planet huh?

Arkayna: You got that right.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Yin VS Taotie


Taotie was next.

Taotie: Boy this is gonna be awesome!

Taotie: It sure will be cool.

Yin fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Brody VS Taskmaster


Taskmaster was next.

Taskmaster: This is amazing that there's a world like this.

Brody: It sure is something.

Brody fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Shinnosuke VS Phantom of the Bwahpera


Phantom of the Bwahpera was next.

Shinnosuke: This will be awesome.

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Renee Ravenclaw the Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World Gene-Slammer VS Man-Spider


Man Spider was next.

Man Spider roared.

Renee Ravenclaw: (British Accent) Oh roar yourself.

She fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.


Rinka Kunitachi VS Angel


Fairy Tail Angel was next.

Fairy Tail Angel: (Hope you're ready for me)

Rinka: Always ready for you.

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Eiliea the Winged Mermaid VS Saleen


Saleen was next.

Saleen: You ready for this?

Eiliea: You bet I am.

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Miku Hatsune VS Bassoon Burns


Bassoon Burns was next.

Bassoon Burns tooted.

Miku Hatsune: Oh toot yourself.

She spread her wings and sang Siren Song by Yuki Kajiura and fired waves of music notes and smashed him down.


Clyde VS Golden Gut


Golden Gut was next.

Golden Gut: (Japanese Accent) This will be fun.

Clyde: It always is fun.

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Sonata Dusk VS Sir Raleigh


Sir Raleigh was next.

Sir Raleigh: I hope you are ready?

Sonata Dusk: I'm always ready.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Suriko the Titania VS Madame Woe


Madame Woe was next.

Madame Woe: This is an amazing planet wouldn't you agree?

Suriko: I sure do. It's awesome.

Suriko fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


2003 Mikey VS Roulette


Roulette was next.

Roulette: This sure is cool huh?

2003 Mikey: You bet it is.

He fired waves of wind and smashed him down.


Shugesh VS Raizen


Raizen was next.

Raizen: It's amazing a world like this exists.

Shugesh: We all thought it was cool.

Shugesh fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Willow Emillston the Harpie Queen Gene-Slammer, Willow and Rakka VS Thursday Man.


Thursday Man was next.

Thursday Man: Are you ready for me?

Willow Emillston: Always am.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Kiramagers, Megaforce Rangers, Yodonna, Sylvia Exetor, Rarity, Lori Loud, J.D. Knudson, Zarya Moonwolf, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Golf Jamen


Golf Jamen was next.

Golf Jamen: That was amazing you were able to hit my head hole like that J.D.

Me: I had a lot of practice in golf and it's awesome and cool.

Golf Jamen: You have my respect for that.

Lori: That was literally a great shot J.D. did.

Rarity: Oh indeed it was darlings. We all were amazed when J.D. did that on my ambassador missions.

Me: Yeah that was awesome. Shall we dance?

I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Destroyers of Akhil, they're a collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and an anti-Akhil symbol etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large dragon heads for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handles, four large dragon heads and large colored gems on the bottom of the dragon heads for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

I teleported back with them.

Kiramagers: KIRAMAI CHANGE!

Yodonna: DARK CHANGE!

They transformed!

Juru Atsutal: "Shining Sparkling! Kiramai Red!"

Tametomo Imizu: "Precise Shooting! Kiramai Yellow!"

Sena Hayami: "Dashing Lightning! Kiramai Green!"

Shiguru Oshikiri: "Unstoppable Edge! Kiramai Blue!"

Sayo Oharu: "Incredible Dexterity! Kiramai Pink!"

Takamichi Crystalia: "Shining Breakthrough! Kiramai Silver!"

Yodonna: Dark Jewel Eclipse! Yodonna!

All: "Arriving in a flash! With a 24-carat solution! Mashin Sentai Kiramager!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted out behind them followed by a huge crystal cluster that grew behind them.

Me: OH YEAH!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL FORCE!

They turned into the Kiramagers too!

Me: OH YEAH!

Zarya: Lets get him!

Eli: YEAH!

Me: Lets do it!

I teed up a ball and pulled out a golf club.

Me: This will be fun.

Juru: Lets do it!

I gave everyone some clubs.

Golf Jamen was 5 miles down the way and then.

Me: FORE!

WHACK!

I hit the ball and like a chain everyone hit the ball and Rarity hit the ball last and it went into the hole on his head and then…

Golf Jamen: Hole in one.

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

He exploded and was dead!

Me: YEAH! Golf Jamen you have failed this planet!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win


We regrouped!

Gnarl: That was so awesome and fun!

Xenia: Yeah it was!

Nico: Yeah we always have a great time with all the usual battles.

Xenia: We sure do.

Hook: Now, let's go after Akhil.

Pete: We should get our vehicles ready.

Chameleon: Where's Akhil right now?

Ultrox: He's over at that mountain area 500 klicks to the north.

Me: I see it. Looks like we're going to be in for an awesome adrenaline rush.

Nico: We sure are. Get ready Akhil! (EYES GLOW RED) TIME FOR US TO BURN RUBBER ALL OVER YOUR WRETCHED HIDE!

We got into our cars and we were off!

ZOOOOOOMM!

We were zooming towards the mountains.

We were zooming fast.

Nico: Thanks for coming, Flarerizamon.

Flarerizamon: No problem Nico. This is gonna be so awesome and fun. Wouldn't miss it for anything.

Xenia: Yeah this is gonna be awesome and fun.

Camie: It sure is.

Emma Cook: I'm ready to kick some butt!

Taranee: Me too! This will be awesome and fun.

Ultrox: Here we go.

We zoomed in and Flarerizamon went into the mountains and pulled up and got out of his car and saw AKHIL!

Flarerizamon: Akhil I presume.

Akhil: So, you must be one of the ones who sent that bunny to attack me!

Flarerizamon: (chuckles) Trust me. That's nothing compared to what we're gonna do to you!

Akhil: "We're?" Who is we're?

Then the spirits of the greatest racers in the world came and swirled around him and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off at the entrance to the arena and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came in zooming in our cars!

We pulled up to him!

Me: Akhil, it's time for you to die!

Akhil: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? What are you doing here!?

Me: What else? To destroy you once and for all!

Nico: That's right! You're going to pay for everything you have done!

Xenia: Times Infinity!

Camie: Yeah!

Fu: You will rue the day you messed with the entire universe!

Me: And to add insult to injury, everyone is going to watch you die.

Akhil: So, you have cameras watching, eh? (to the cameras) Well, here me, people of Earth. First, I will kill your beloved Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Then, I will be coming to enslave your planet!

POW!

I punched him down!

Me: You love hearing yourself talk don't you! But also for the record, Flarerizamon didn't send the bunny, I DID!

Akhil: YOU DID!?

Me: That's right!

POW! BLAM SMASH SOCK!

I punched and kicked him all over the place and knocked him down.

Akhil: Kudabots, attack!

An army of Kudabots appeared.

Me: Kudabots! WHOA!

Calvin: This is gonna be good!

Nico: YEAH!

I fired waves of lightning and destroyed the Kudabots all over.

Qin: YEAH!

She fired waves of fire and blasted them down.

The Alien Racers lay defeated at the hands of the Kudabots.

Akhil: Time for me to eliminate you all from this race permanently. And then, I'm going after that bunny that was assaulting me!

POW!

I punched Akhil down!

Shinnosuke: (punches a Kudabot) Oh no! What do we do?!

Halinor got an idea.

Halinor: (to everyone watching) Everyone out there! Lend the Alien Racers your strength! They get stronger with your support! When I go "Racers, on your mark, get set,", shout "Go!" Okay? Racers, on your mark, get set...

All: GO!

Halinor: One more time! Racers, on your mark, get set...

All: GO!

Halinor: Louder! Racers, on your mark, get set...

All: GO!

Jamesdean5842: GO!

At this, Ultrox found the strength to get up.

Ultrox: They're right. I can't give up. Not now!

Ultrox then grabbed a Kudabot and slammed it to the ground.

Akhil: WHAT!?

Ultrox: Thanks for the help, everyone.

Gnarl: It's nice to hear everyone's support.

G'rog: I knew I had lots of fans out there!

Jek: (shakes his head) Oh, G'rog.

Skresh: That's the first time anyone's cheered for me.

Khadan: Get ready, everyone. It's not over yet!

Me: Lets get ready for the biggest and most awesome interstellar race ever!

Nico: YEAH!

Halinor: Let me transform with you guys!

Brody: It'll be our pleasure, Halinor.

Ninja Steel Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! POWER STARS, LOCK IN! READY! NINJA SPIN!

They transformed!

Shinnosuke pulls out a small red car-like device, twists the back of it around 180 degrees and places it into the brace

Shinnosuke: Henshin!

At his battle cry, Shinnosuke forces the small car upwards, acting like a lever before slamming it back down.

Mr. Belt: Drive! Type: Speed!

As Mr. Belt announces the transformation, a column of energy in weird tire-like segments forms around Shinnosuke, consolidating into a black undersuit topped with red and silver armor resembling a sports car, concluding with a tire generated on Tridoron's front left wheel shooting off and landing across Shinnosuke's torso.

Chase Pulls out a device resembling a large knuckle guard with a gun muzzle and some sort of wing piece on it He holds the device to his chest and presses the gun barrel into the device, causing some sort of standby music to play, before releasing it

Break Gunner: Break Up!

As this call is emitted, Chase is surrounded by shadowy energy and electricity which consolidates into a strange set of purple and black armor with some silver bits primarily resembling pipes of some kind and glowing orange eyes, all in all looking kind of Frankensteined together or like it was in a wreck of some kind)

Go: (Seeing the Mach Driver in hand) Alright then!

Go pulls out what looks like a small white motorcycle, as he pulls up the slot in the Mach Driver and places the motorcycle in it)

Mach Driver: Signal Bike!

Go: Let's... Henshin!

After letting his battle cry be known, Go slams the Mach Driver slot down, beginning his transformation.

Mach Driver: Rider! Mach!

With that, what appear to be energy rings swirl around Go, before splitting apart and consolidating onto him as his armor, a primarily white armor with a pair of red stripes down one side, black and light blue accents all over it, silver antennae on the helmet, and the strangest addition, a small tire-looking device pasted onto his right shoulder

Go: Tracking... terminating... all done at Mach speed! Kamen Rider... Mach!

Brody: "Power of the Ninja! Ninja Steel Red!"

Preston: "Stealth of the Ninja! Ninja Steel Blue!"

Calvin: "Strength of the Ninja! Ninja Steel Yellow!"

Hayley: "Spirit of the Ninja! Ninja Steel White!"

Sarah: "Speed of the Ninja! Ninja Steel Pink!"

Levi: "Rhythm of the Ninja! Ninja Steel Gold!"

All: "Ninja Rangers fear no danger! Power Rangers Ninja Steel!"

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Halinor: That's it, I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity, Akhil.

Suddenly, Halinor's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with fire, quintessence, life energy, and angels, she unholstered her massive Sword of Kandrakar from her back, and as she approached Akhil, she left pink energy, fire, quintessence, life energy, and angels with every step.

Halinor: Akhil, I will never ever forgive you for the suffering that you have caused everywhere and the trouble that you caused to Ultrox and his friends, as The Kandrakar Guardian of Fire, I cannot allow your crimes to go unpunished a single second further, and now, it's time for you to die.

Suddenly, Halinor was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with fire, quintessence, and life energy surrounding the vortex, there are angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Halinor emerged, but she was changed forever.

(NEMO BY NIGHTWISH PLAYS)

Halinor grew to 7'1" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair, she has neon blue eyes and a pink energy aura with fire, quintessence, life energy, and angels surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Fire Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with orange gems for eyes and the Fire, Life, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with orange gems in the gold fire links and orange crystal links and an orange phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with orange gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Life, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant, she has on a long-sleeved purple blouse with orange phoenix on it, pink skirt with life energy and flames on it, green pants, pink knee-high high heels, and pink long sleeveless trenchcoat with phoenixes and flames on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix with flames surrounding it. Suddenly, Halinor felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with orange tips on the large blonde feathers grew and sprouted out from her back. Halinor has on a Ring of The Phoenix with orange gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and White Lantern ring on her left ring finger.

Suddenly, Halinor's massive Kandrakar's Fire Quintessence Greatsword of Fiery Magical Justice was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, quintessence, fire, life energy, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Halinor's Kandrakar Firestorm Quintessence Greatsword of Fiery Magical Justice, it's a brand-new large broadsword with the symbol of Fire and the symbol of Kandrakar etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large angel heads and a large orange gem below the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her new Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large orange gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with orang gems for eyes and large orange gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below the phoenix that said, "Halinor, Predecessor Kandrakar Guardian of Fire, Dear Friend and Teammate of Cassidy, Kadma, Yan Lin, and Nerissa, Friend and Mentor of Taranee and Emma Cook, Archenemy of Flareizamon, Destroyer of Dark Nerissa and Phobos, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Friend to Many, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Guardian of the Heart of Kandrakar, and Master of Fire, Quintessence, and Life Energy"

ハリノール、先代のカンドラカール 炎の守護者、キャシディ、カドマ、ヤン リン、ネリッサの親愛なる友人でありチームメイト、タラニーとエマ クックの友人でありメンター、フレレイザモンの大敵、ダーク ネリッサとフォボスの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人者、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、多くの友人、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームの驚くべきメンバー、カンドラカールの心の守護者、そして火、真髄、生命エネルギーのマスター

Halinor has transformed into SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY FIRESTORM KANDRAKAR QUINTESSANCE HEAVENLY PHOENIX ANGEL OF FIRESTORM KANDRAKAR JUSTICE AND DIVINE FIRESTORM QUINTESSENCE LIFE!

We were amazed by Halinor's Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity transformation, but when Akhil saw it, he went mad and tried to run Halinor over, but Halinor fired a powerful pink energy blast with fire, quintessence, life energy, angels, and phoenixes, which hits Akhil and destroyed his vehicle and forced him out, and it really angered him.

Ultrox: Whoa, so that's Halinor's...?!

Lincoln: That's her Phase 1 transformation, Ultrox. Her Phase 2 transformation's coming up soon after we get rid of him. You ever heard about a cult known as The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.

Ultrox: No, who are they?

Maria Garcia and the Fabled Gene-Slammers told them of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte and their crimes and that days ago, Antonio Maldonado and his order broke out for revenge again on them, and they were horrified.

Ultrox: Jeez!

Me: Yeah, they're a bunch of religious fanatics and heretics.

Nico: But, we've dealt with religious fanatics and heretics before, and we brought an end to them for good.

Brody: Ninja Rangers, fear no danger!

Shinnosuke: We're taking you out for a drive!

Troy: And we're not stopping!

Me: And we're going to kick your big ugly fucking ass to the curb!

Tsukasa: With some additional backup!

Kamen Ride: Red Turbo!

Kamen Ride: Black Turbo!

Kamen Ride: Blue Turbo!

Kamen Ride: Yellow Turbo!

Kamen Ride: Pink Turbo!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RACE FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Turborangers and Tsukasa turned into Red Turbo and Daiki summoned clones of the Turborangers!

Nico: LETS GET HIM!

He got into his car and we went after him!

(GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY BY SPIDERBAIT PLAYS)

Ghost Rider: Lets ride!

He transformed and we went after him and the Kudabots were hot on our tails!

Then a figure was coming up fast and we saw that it was 2012's SPEED DEMON!

2012 Leo: Speed Demon?! Didn't we destroy you last year?

2012 Speed Demon: Yeah. Last year! But now, I'm back, baby! And badder then ever! First, I'll kill you all! Then, I'm gonna have one of you as my driver!

?: I don't think so!

Erica: I know that voice!

Zixx and her team came!

Zixx: You will never get to the team without a fight!

Erica: Let me help you guys!

Zixx: Thanks Erica!

Erica went at 2012 Speed Demon and we were blasting Akhil all over the place!

We fired energy blasts and smashed him and blasted him all over!

Shinnosuke: (gets out Phantom of the Bwahpera's Shift Car) Let's get into High Gear!

He activated it and fired waves of energy from his cannons and blasted the Kudabots and Akhil's car all over.

Gnarl: (Gets out Creveton's Shift Car) Prepare to be crushed!

He activated it and summoned Creveton and he smashed numerous Kudabots all over.

Preston: (gets out Wreckmate's Shift Car) Time to walk the plank!

He activated it and fired an energy cannon and blasted Akhil all over and smashed him in massive fiery explosions!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

Nico: YEAH!

Piper: (gets out Fixer's Shift Car) My turn!

She activated it and fired energy lasers and they hit the rest of the Kudabots and blew them into scrap metal!

Me: Too bad there isn't a junkyard around here. (ACTIVATES LORD DRAKKON'S SHIFT CAR)

I fired waves of lasers from my car and smashed him all over.

Lina: (gets out Cursed Garlic Magisword's Shift Car) Everyone, plug your noses!

She activated it and fired garlic bombs and they hit Akhil's car and they smelled horrible!

Akhil: OH THAT IS SICK!

Me: It's garlic buddy, what did you expect!

Yost Black Panther: (gets out Hoppis' Shift Car) To quote. my counterpart... Wakanda Forever!

He activated it.

CARROT MAGISWORD!

He put the sword in a slot and fired carrot missiles and smashed him all over with them.

Shinnosuke: (pulls out the Tridoron looking mini car) Now for the finishing touches.

Go: (Pulling out a small black motorcycle) I couldn't agree more.

With that, Shinnosuke pushes a button on the back of his little car, causing the top of it to light up, revealing several other mini cars in the display.

Shift Tridoron: Fire All Engines!

With the announcement known, Shinnosuke places the Shift Tridoron into his brace, and flips it up like a lever before slamming it down, summoning the actual Tridoron, which runs into Gold Drive from behind before parking itself behind Shinnosuke

Mr. Belt: Drive! Type: Tridoron!

As soon as the transformation call is out, Tridoron splits into different components, each one reappearing over Shinnosuke before being consolidated by a fleet of smaller cars, forming new armor, with the chestpiece made to look like Tridoron's front bumper, the headpiece resembling the whole car really, and the armor going down the body mirroring the back of the car, complete with wheels on the legs, as the armor tire settles in parallel to his neck on the left.

Go: My turn.

With that, Go replaces the white motorcycle in his Mach Driver with the black one he's been carrying.

Mach Driver: Signal Bike! (As Go closes the slot where the motorcycle is placed) Rider! Chaser!

As the cry reverberates, Go is surrounded by violet energy projections not unlike the tire-like construct on his right shoulder, but instead of attaching their, they turn Go's armor from below his chestplate down silver and violet, including his arms below the elbows, in a color scheme matching Chase in a way

Brody: Out of the fire and into the fight! Lion Fire Red!

Me: OH YEAH! Shinnosuke I have an idea for you to use.

I gave him the 8 Shadow Dragon Shift Cars.

Shinnosuke: Oh I get it!

He got out the Drive Blaster!

Nico: YEAH!

He loaded the cars into it.

Enre Hep, Laarina, H'earring, and Faash blasted and smashed Akhil all over.

G1 Slipstream, G1 Air Raid, Witchy Simone and Odette used the Earth and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Slipstream's Nullifier Missiles, Air Raid's missiles and Witchy Simone and Odette's powers 100-fold.

Witchy Simone and G1 Slipstream: MAGIC MISSILE BARRAGE!

Odette and G1 Air Raid: SWAN AIR FURY BARRAGE!

Jewels of Glamour and Pete: JEWELS OF GLAMOUR BLAST!

Blue Flames Giants and Kalin: BLUE FLAMES GIANTS SMASH!

Emeralds of The Military and Private HIVE: EMERALDS OF THE MILITARY BLAST!

Video Games of Action and Control Freak: VIDEO GAMES OF ACTION BLAST!

Jewels of Remnant and Abis Mal: JEWELS OF REMNANT BLAST!

Apples of Honesty Fun and Vreedle Brothers: APPLES OF HONESTY FUN!

Environment Fury Dragon and Cargill: ENVIRONMENT FURY DRAGON FORCE!

Buddha Action Power and Cantwell: BUDDHA ACTION POWER SHOT!

Police Beans and Chili and Wiggum: POLICE BEANS AND CHILI FLAMETHROWER!

SKINNNER! Sun power and Chalmers: SKINNNNER! SUN BLAST!

Chameleons of Disguise and Chameleons: CHAMELEONS OF MAYHEM BLAST!

Giganta Fury Smashers and Superfriends Giganta: GIGANTA FURY SMASH STORM!

Knights of Buttkicking Crystal and Knighty Knight: KNIGHTS OF BUTTKICKING CRYSTAL BLAST!

Idiot Toon Force and Wolveroon: IDIOT TOON FORCE BLAST!

Baboons and Weasels Power and IR Baboon: BABOONS AND WEASELS BLAST!

Woodpeckers of Comedy Power and Buzz Buzzard: WOODPECKERS OF COMEDY BLAST!

Steelbeak Power Force and Steelbeak: STEELBEAK BLAST FORCE!

Magic of Dark World and Quirrel: MAGIC OF DARK WORLD FURY!

Radioactive Power Fury and Proper Patrol: CUPROSKLODOWSKITE BLAST FORCE!

EVIL HERO DRAGONAIR BURSTERS and Supreme King Jaden: DRAGONAIRS OF WEATHER BLAST!

Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Overcast, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: RAINBOW THUNDERSTRIKE OF LOYALTY!

They fired waves of energy and elements and lightning.

Rainbow Dash, Ultrox, Nico and Halinor: FIRESTORM OF XENOC FURY!

They fired a massive blast of energy and fire!

Lincoln: RACER ELEMENT STYLE: CARLO ABATE!

Jessica Shannon: RACER STING STYLE: GEORGE ABECASSIS!

Peni Parker: RACER WEB STYLE: KENNY ACHESON!

Entrapta: RACER LIGHTNING STYLE: ANDREA DE ADAMICH!

Perfuma: RACER NATURE STYLE: PHILIPPE ADAMS!

Frosta: RACER ICE STYLE: WALT ADER!

Hilda: (British Accent) RACER FIRE STYLE: FRED AGABASHIAN!

Nanami Simpson: RACER WATER STYLE: JACK AITKEN!

Julie Makimoto: RACER EARTH STYLE: FERNANDO ALONSO!

Makoto Nanaya: RACER WIND STYLE: MARIO ANDRETTI!

Shantae: RACER MAGIC STYLE: ALBERTO ASCARI!

Akko: RACER STAR STYLE: FRANK ARMY!

Princess Alurra (VLD): RACER LIGHT STYLE: BILL ASTON!

Morrigan: (Scottish Accent) RACER DARK STYLE: RICHARD ATTWOOD!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said racers.

Lincoln and his harem: RACER FINAL SMASH: FORMULA ONE MAYHEM!

They summoned various formula one cars to run over Akhil.

Shinnosuke: SHADOW DRAGON OMEGA BLAST!

HE FIRED A MASSIVE BLAST OF ENERGY FROM THE FORMULA ONE BLASTER!

Ninja Steel Rangers: NINJA STEEL FINAL STRIKE!

Levi Weston: Tornado Slashes Final Attack!

Shinnosuke: Tridrop!

Shinnosuke focuses power into his right leg, making it glow red as he slams into Akhil with a flying kick.

The car he was in was smashed into a million pieces and destroyed and gone!

Nico: YEAH!

We drove up to him!

Me: It's over for you Akhil!

Akhil: You fools. You've accomplished nothing!

A giant robot appeared before Akhil got into it and he laughed malevolently!

Me: WHOA! No one ask where he got that robot!

Ninja Steel Rangers: Ninja Steel Megazord!

Levi Weston: Bull Rider Megazord!

They summoned their megazords and they were ready!

Shinnosuke: If Takeru and his team can do it, so can we!

The Drive Team summoned their own zords and it was called THE RACE RIDE RIDERZORD!

Shinnosuke: YEAH!

Nico: AWESOME!

Lola: That is cool!

Me: Lets get him!

We fired a massive blast of energy and bashed him all over!

Ultrox: Sorry, Akhil. But you've reached the finish line of your very existence!

Brody: NINJA STEEL ULTRA BLAST!

Shinnosuke: DRIVE FORCE BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and we fired massive blasts of energy and the blasts all hit Akhil.

We fired black energy blasts which transformed into cars and they ran Akhil over and they exploded and sent Akhil to The Black Gates.

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!

He was gone for good!

Qin: YEAH!

Ninja Steel Rangers: Show's over! Ninjas win!

Me: Akhil you have failed this entire universe!

Qin: Yeah he has.

Ultrox: Good riddance, Akhil.

Nico: That'll teach that bastard. Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet.

Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) That's right, there's still the matter of Luis Estrada of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte to deal with, and that religious fanatic and heretic should be coming...right now!

?: (Spanish Accent) You and the rest of your friends, along with all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, shall be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, Maria Garcia!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Oh great, I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, don't you know when to stay away from us, Luis Estrada.

A man with black hair, tanned skin, brown eyes, and dressed in black clothes came out, it was Luis Estrada, the next member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.

Luciana Grimro: (Spanish Accent) Lincoln was right that you and the other members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte had broken out, but if you think you intend to finish what we started, then, you're just as insane as ever.

Luis Estrada: You will all be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, and our deity will reward us as we bathe in your blood!

Halinor: Okay, I think I've had just about enough of your insane ravings to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Halinor's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with fire, quintessence, life energy, and angels, she unholstered her massive Halinor's Kandrakar Firestorm Quintessence Greatsword of Fiery Magical Justice from her back, and as she approached Luis Estrada, she left pink energy, fire, quintessence, life energy, and angels with every step.

Halinor: You honestly don't know when to quit, do you? Even after Maria Garcia and the Fabled Gene-Slammers stopped you years ago, you just refuse to quit. Well, now we're going to see to it that you never come back ever again.

Suddenly, Halinor was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with fire, quintessence, and life energy surrounding the vortex, there are angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Halinor emerged, but she was changed forever.

(SLEEPING SUN BY NIGHTWISH PLAYS)

Halinor grew from 7'1" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair, she has neon blue eyes and a pink energy aura with fire, quintessence, life energy, and angels surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Fire Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has on phoenix earrings with orange gems for eyes and the Fire, Life, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with orange gems in the gold fire links and orange crystal links and an orange phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with orange gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Life, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant, she has on a long-sleeved purple blouse with orange phoenix on it, pink skirt with life energy and flames on it, green pants, pink knee-high high heels, and pink long sleeveless trenchcoat with phoenixes and flames on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix with flames surrounding it. Suddenly, Halinor felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with orange tips on the large blonde feathers grew and sprouted out from her back. Halinor has on a Ring of The Phoenix with orange gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and White Lantern ring on her left ring finger.

Suddenly, Halinor's massive Halinor's Kandrakar Firestorm Quintessence Greatsword of Fiery Magical Justice and all of the swords began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, quintessence, fire, life energy, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Halinor's Quintessence Kandrakar Firestorm Quintessence Greatsword of Fiery Magical Justice, it's a brand-new large broadsword with the symbol of Fire and the symbol of Kandrakar etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large angel heads and a large orange gem below the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her new Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large orange gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with orang gems for eyes and large orange gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below the phoenix that said, "Halinor, Predecessor Kandrakar Guardian of Fire, Dear Friend and Teammate of Cassidy, Kadma, Yan Lin, and Nerissa, Friend and Mentor of Taranee and Emma Cook, Loving Sister of Ultrox and His Friends, Archenemy of Flareizamon, Destroyer of Dark Nerissa and Phobos, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Friend to Many, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Guardian of the Heart of Kandrakar, and Master of Fire, Quintessence, and Life Energy"

ハリノール、前任者のカンドラカール 火の守護者、親愛なる友人でありキャシディ、カドマ、ヤン リン、ネリッサのチームメイト、タラニーとエマ クックの友人でありメンター、ウルトロックスとその友人の愛する姉妹、フレレイザモンの大敵、ダーク ネリッサとフォボスの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、多くの友人、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームの驚くべきメンバー、カンドラカーの心の守護者、そして火のマスター、クインテセンス、生命エネルギー

Halinor has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX-DRAGON-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA FIRESTORM KANDRAKAR QUINTESSANCE HEAVENLY PHOENIX ANGEL OF FIRESTORM KANDRAKAR JUSTICE AND DIVINE FIRESTORM QUINTESSENCE LIFE!

We were amazed by Halinor's Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, but when Luis Estrada saw it, he went insane and he got out his sacrificial knife to stab her, but Halinor fired a powerful pink energy blast with fire, quintessence, life energy, phoenixes, and angels at Luis Estrada, which hit him and pushed him back and he also got burned, but this really pissed him off now.

Taranee: Whoa, Halinor's transformed!

Emma Cook: That's really incredible!

Halinor: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Firestorm Kandrakar Fire Guardian and Divine Inferno Firestorm Life) Indeed, and now, I think it's time for Luciana Grimro to also transform as well.

Luciana Grimro: (Spanish Accent) Of course. I'm not going to let you have all the fun in tearing that estupido fanatic to shreds.

Suddenly, Luciana Grimro's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, she unholstered her massive Fabled Gallabas-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Luis Estrada, she left black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels with every step.

Luciana Grimro: (Spanish Accent) At least, I know that you're still the same religious fanatic still devoted in the practice of Black Santeria, but now, I've just about had it up to hear with you for the last time, Luis Estrada. You and The Order have caused more than enough bloody chaos for the last time, and for what you all tried to do in an attempted desecration of the bodies of the dead, that is an unforgivable sin. As the Gene-Slammer of Fabled Grimro and member of The Order of The Fabled, I hereby sentence you to death for your bloody crimes!

Suddenly, Luciana Grimro was surrounded by a massive vortex of black energy with darkness, light and dark magic, and light surrounding the vortex, there are imps, fiends, dark angels, and Fabled Gallabas flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Gabriella Gallabas emerged, but she was changed forever.

(END OF ALL HOPE BY NIGHTWISH PLAYS)

Luciana Grimro grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels surrounding her and her three imps, she has Fabled Grimro emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has imp earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Fabled Grimro with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her red imp-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Luciana Grimro has on a sleeveless open midnight black blouse, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, long midnight black skirt with jewels around the waist, black lace stockings, midnight black knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels on the coattails, and on the back is Fabled Grimro surrounded by darkness and light and imps and on top of Fabled Grimro is an anti-Sergio symbol. Suddenly, Luciana Grimro felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with red tips on the large midnight black feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails. Luciana Grimro has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Luciana Grimro's massive Fabled Grimro-themed greatsword and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Fabled Grimro's Darkness Light Fabled Imp Greatsword of Darkness Light Fabled Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and Fabled Grimro etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large imp heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large imp heads with green gems and large red gem on the bottom of the imp heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Fabled Grimro's head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Fabled Gallabas that said, "Luciana Grimro, Gene-Slammer of Fabled Grimro, Friend of Maria Garcia, Gene-Slammer of Fabled Leviathan, Member of The Fabled Gene-Slammers and Member of The Order of The Fabled, Goth Girl of Guanajuato, Mexico, Master of The Powers of Darkness and Summoner of Imps, Expert on Spooky Mexican Legends and Legendary Monsters of Spanish Legend, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Despiser of Sergio Casagrande, Destroyer of Luis Estrada of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Imps, and Fallen Angels"

ルシアナ・グリムロ、伝説のグリムロのジーン・スラマー、マリア・ガルシアの友人、伝説のリヴァイアサンのジーン・スラマー、伝説のジーン・スラマーのメンバー、伝説の騎士団のメンバー、メキシコ、グアナファトのゴス少女、力の達人闇とインプの召喚士、不気味なメキシコの伝説とスペインの伝説の伝説のモンスターの専門家、愛情深い守護天使、リンカーン ラウドの将来の妻、ダークロリの破壊者、セルジオ カサグランデの軽蔑者、ヌエストラ セニョーラ デ ラ騎士団のルイス エストラーダの破壊者サンタ・ムエルテ、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、闇、インプ、堕天使のマスター

Luciana Grimro has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FABLED GRIMRO-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS LIGHT IMP MEXICAN FABLED GRIMRO ANGEL OF DIVINE DARK FABLED GRIMRO IMP JUSTICE AND DIVINE FABLED GRIMRO IMP LOVE!

We were amazed by Luciana Grimro's Super Angel-Fabled Grimro-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Luis Estrada saw it, he went insane and he got out his sacrificial knife again, this time to stab his hated enemy, but Luciana Grimro fired a powerful black energy blast with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels at Luis Estrada, which hit him and pushed him back and he also got burned, but this really pissed him off now.

Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Incredible, Luciana's transformed.

Lincoln: Yeah, and she really sent Luis Estrada back with that energy blast she fired and that really pissed him off now, and Luciana, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Luciana Grimro: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Light Fabled Grimro and Divine Darkness Light Fabled Grimro Imp Love) (Spanish Accent) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we three put an end to Luis Estrada once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Luciana.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Luciana Grimro and Halinor.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done running, Luis Estrada, and now, you're going to pay for the times you and The Order have tried to kill my Guardian Angels in the past.

Luciana Grimro, Lincoln, and Halinor went after Luis Estrada, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, pink energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Luis Estrada and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now.

Then, Luciana Grimro sent her three imps and Lincoln summoned his own imps and they sent them at Luis Estrada, and they claw at his face and body, and that caused him to drop his sacrificial ritual knife, which Lincoln was given. Halinor summoned her own imps as well, but they're fire imps, and she sent them at Luis Estrada who clawed at his face and body and fired blasts of fire at him.

Nico: Nice touch with summoning imps to attack him.

Me: Lincoln did say that The Fabled Gene-Slammers can also summon imps, and he can also do the same thing after he fed on their blood, and Halinor also summoned imps as well.

Halinor: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Firestorm Kandrakar Fire Guardian and Divine Inferno Firestorm Life) Fire imps for me, and now, it's time for the grand finale.

Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Luciana Grimro, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Fabled Grimro's Darkness Light Fabled Fallen Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's midnight black with purple flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and Fabled Grimro surrounded by imps and light etched on the sides, and red gem on the top of the blaster.

And another beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Halinor, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Kandrakar's Fire Quintessence Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's orange with flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and Dragon surrounded by fire etched on the sides, and red gem on the top of the blaster.

Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he, Luciana Grimro, and Halinor aimed their hand-cannon blasters at Luis Estrada.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Eat energy blasts, Luis Estrada!

Luciana Grimro, Lincoln, and Halinor fired blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, pink energy, and elemental forces at José Zuniga and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down. Then, as they holster their hand-cannon blasters, Lincoln threw Luis Estrada's sacrificial ritual knife which Halinor also infused with fire and it hits Luis Estrada right in the chest and it pierced his black heart, and he immediately died of blood loss and his body turned to ash, and when his spirit appeared, Luciana Grimro, Lincoln, and Halinor gave Luis Estrada The Black Gates for good. We cheered as Luciana Grimro, Halinor, and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Luciana Grimro's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent, and Halinor's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive blonde angel wings are permanent.

Luciana Grimro: (Spanish Accent) For what you've done in practicing Black Santeria to cause death to so many innocent souls, you deserve nothing but eternal damnation. Thanks for helping me end Luis Estrada for good, Halinor and Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Luciana.

Halinor: You're welcome, Luciana, and now, I believe you also have something to give to Lincoln.

Halinor walked back to us and suddenly, Luciana Grimro wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomachs pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Luciana Grimro's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, imps, and Fabled Grimro flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and and light shining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Luciana Grimro absorbed the light and they came back to us as the display and Fabled Grimro vanished.

Nico: Wow, guys, that was one awesome battle you fought, and with Luis Estrada's death, now there are only twenty-four members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.

Lincoln: Yep, which means that the next one to take down tomorrow is Manuel Fuentes, which means it'll be Jade Krus' turn.

Jade Krus: (Spanish Accent) That's right.

Me: Those monsters have caused enough trouble and damage to too many innocent lives.

Nico: And all for the practice of Dark Santeria. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet tomorrow?

Lincoln: Hmm, oh, I have an idea, how about a Gene-Slammer for Evil HERO Infernal Gainer.

This caused the Evil HERO Gene-Slammers in Lincoln's harem to gasp in surprise.

Gretchen Holland: That's an awesome idea, Lincoln, and I think we know who would could be Gene-Slammed into Evil HERO Infernal Gainer.

Gretchen Holland, Rhonda Monroe, Cassie Evanstein, Tiffany Emmerson, Reggie McDonald, Lucinda Stewart, Lorelai Delancey, and Micaela Davis: Annalise Halston.

Gretchen Holland: Of all the Evil HERO Gene-Slammers in Linky's harem, Annalise Halston is known as the brain of the Evil HERO Gene-Slammers.

Lorelai Delancey: She's an incredible genius and her intellect and cunning have beaten Lisa so many times, Lisa's crawled away back to her room in defeat, and we'd heard her screaming in pure fury and rage even if she had her door closed.

Irina Han: And I also helped increase her intellect and cunning by teaching her some clever tactics that she can use to outsmart Lisa, should she try to kill Lincoln again and lie again saying that it's for science.

Nico: That's awesome, and we'll hear more about it.

Lincoln: First thing tomorrow on my rescue.

SMASH!

2012 Speed Demon was knocked out and tied up.

Erica: We already destroyed you once. No harm in adding you as a Masters of Evil member.

Zixx: That's for sure!

Erica: Yep.

Zixx: What do you guys wanna do while waiting?

Erica: Play some cards?

Zixx: Sure.

They got to playing cards.

20 minutes later we came back for them.

Erica: Wow!

Me: Akhil has left the building!

Qin: Good riddance.

Steam Smythe: We destroyed Akhil and finished a race as well.

Black Adam: And we got lots of Xeno Cells.

Camie: We sure did.

Trap Jaw: (to Zixx and her friends) You guys helped too.

Zixx: We sure did.

Me: We owe you big time Zixx.

Ultrox: (to Zixx) See you in 7 days.

Zixx: I'm looking forward to it.

Ultrox and Zixx high five each other.

Me: That was so awesome though!

Nico: Yep. Mission accomplished. Great job today everyone!

Living Laser (to Ultrox): How about we show you Earth for the first time?

Ultrox: We would like that very much.

INSTIGATOR: (to the news cameras) That's the story, folks. Hope you enjoy it!

Aylene C.: That's right Folks. This has been one of the most epic battles ever. Our mission is complete and Akhil has been destroyed.

(EVERYONE ON EARTH CHEERED WILDLY!)

Aylene C.: This is Aylene Carter signing off.

Back at the studio, Nico was sitting at the desk.

Nico: Great job Aylene and Great job everyone. You saw and heard it there folks. What you have just seen is one of our awesome adventures for the whole day. And may

I say that this has been an awesome one. Until next time, this has been Team Loud Phoenix Storm News, I'm Nicolas Chan, wishing you a safe and awesome fun good night.

THEME SONG

We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome big day mission done.

Number 2 of our Big Day Missions for the year is done. Alien Racers was a great show.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Levi and his team with Carapace, Rosa Laurence, Lucy Xi, Celina McPherson and Tammy Rosalinda and Professor XXXL and his team consisting of Bird Brain, Runt, Evilon, Dr. Animo and Kittyra and we're going to the kingdom of Far Far Away and we got word that The Fairy Godmother is up to no good again and we're going to battle more soldiers. Also PIPP PETALS IS GOING TO TRANSFORM AGAINST HER AND SHE IS GOING TO EXPLODE IN POWER AGAINST HER AND SHE IS GOING TO GIVE HER THE BEATDOWN OF A LIFETIME AS WE ARE BATTLING NUMEROUS SOLDIERS LEFT AND RIGHT AND TURN THE ARENA INTO A BLOODBATH! Also we're going to battle Another Peter Fantasista and Another Professor XXXL and that one is gonna be awesome. And we're going to also meet a gene-slammer for Aerodactyl and her name is Camilla Florence Nightingale and she is an awesome paleontologist and knows so much about dinosaurs and more. And shockingly she was exposed to the same energy that gave Kru'll the Eternal his immortality and was sent back in time to over 570 million years ago and saw what everything was like all those years. It was incredible. The next match-up in this saga is Jade Krus - Gene-Slammer of Fabled Krus and Lincoln VS Manuel Fuentes. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to a newly discovered planet made of fruits and vegetables, but we also got bad news: Alec Trevelyan, our old enemy, has come back from the dead, and he wants revenge on Lincoln for killing him, but we're also about to find out he was brought back by Manuel Fuentes of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte who then implanted a Dark Orb into him and made him their mindless slave. And we're going to meet an Evil HERO Infernal Gainer Gene-Slammer Annalise Halston, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Science. Of all the Evil HERO Gene-Slammers in Lincoln's harem, Annalise Halston is known as the brain of the Evil HERO Gene-Slammers, she's an incredible genius and her intellect and cunning had beaten Lisa so many times, Lisa's crawled away back to her room in defeat, and they'd heard her screaming in pure fury and rage even if she had her door closed. Irina Han also helped increase her intellect and cunning by teaching her some clever tactics that she'd used to outsmart Lisa, should she try to kill Lincoln again and lie again saying that it's for science. Get ready for a battle with the Ninja Steel Rangers old enemy Galvanax and we're going to make that monster pay for everything he did and make him suffer for it all.

see you all tomorrow.