This is gonna be a crazy adventure.
[phone vibrating]
Pipp's phone rang and on it was Queen Haven.
[beep]
She answered and Queen Haven was REALLY CRYING AND DISTRAUGHT!
Queen Haven: [crying] Pipp! Pipp, he's gone! Goooone! I looked everywhere! He's missing!
Pipp Petals: Wait, what? Who's gone, Mother? What are you—?
Queen Haven: [wailing] So fluffy! And cuddly! And now he's gone!
Zipp Storm: What's wrong? Did she say "missing"? [gasps] Is someone missing?
Queen Haven: [wailing] So sweet! Yippy! I love him!
Zipp Storm: Wait. "Sweet"? "Yippy"? "Fluffy"?
Pipp Petals: [gasps] Cloudpuff?!
CLOUDPUFF, THE QUEEN'S PET PEGAPOMERANIAN WAS MISSING!
Zipp Storm: We've gotta do something!
Pipp Petals: Leave it with me! This is where the Pippsqueaks, like, totally shine! And I better get the team too!
Zipp Storm: Right!
Dahlia: [gasps] Cloudpuff?!
Windy: Cloudpuff!
Rufus: Cloudpuff?!
Posey Bloom: Cloudpuff?!
[racoonicorn squeaks]
[multiple phones beeping]
At breakfast, we were eating and then our phones beeped.
Me: (GASP) Oh no! Cloudpuff is missing!
Xenia: We better get over to the Maritime Bay sector and help out!
Nico: Right! RESCUE TEAM MOVE OUT!
We were off!
Over in Maritime Bay was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Wes and his team consisting of Edwayl Mauroriane, Sarah Gilgamesh, Ingenica, Kassia and Anaitis along with Villamax, Garble, Lorelai, Hades Beast Spector, Snapdragon and Dr. Starline and we were there to help find Cloudpuff.
Crowd Mare: Have you heard?
Pegasus Stallion: It's just awful.
Sunny Starscout: Excuse me!
Earth Pony Stallion: I heard he ran off with the racoonicorns.
Sunny Starscout: Hey! Everypony! Can I have your attention?!
Hitch Trailblazer: [blows whistle]
Sunny Starscout: Thanks, Hitch. Now, as we all know, Cloudpuff has gone missing, and we need to work together to find him!
Zipp Storm: Everypony needs to spread out! When somepony or... uh... somepup is missing, the first forty-eight hours are critical! Dewdrop any information directly to my flyPad!
Pipp Petals: [crying] Cloudpuff is totally a brother to us! We have to find him!
Nico: Lets not panic everyone and everypony. Cloudpuff couldn't have gone far. We got to work together to find him.
Me: That's right! We'll search from the air, water and land.
Eli: I'll find him with my Force Powers.
Hitch Trailblazer: Everypony has their assignments! Let's move out!
Nico: Right! You heard the man! Lets roll!
Izzy Moonbow: Thank you for all your—
[wood creaks]
Izzy Moonbow: Apparently, five ponies on a table is too many.
Mane 5: Whoa!
[crash!]
The table fell.
Sunny Starscout: [coughs, sighs] It wasn't our most graceful start.
We helped them up.
Zipp Storm: [spits] We've gotta go! Cloudpuff is out there... somewhere!
Me: Don't worry Zipp. We'll find Cloudpuff. I promise.
Pinkie Pie: Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Pipp do you have a picture of Cloudpuff so we know who we have to look out for?
She gave us one.
Me: Thanks.
Nico: Wes, I want to thank you, Villamax, and your teams for coming.
Wes: No problem Nico. It's gonna be awesome helping you out.
Xenia: It's always fun.
Nico: Lets move out!
We were off and we got to finding Cloudpuff!
Nico: Edwayl, what do you like to do in your free time?
Edwayl: (Breton Accent) Not really sure Nico. But I always wanted to teach Irish Dancing.
Nico: That's a great idea!
Girl Jordan: It sure is. Remember how we first met and you helped us find my dad?
Edwayl: I sure do lass. That was a great adventure.
[phone beeps]
Pipp Petals: [sighs] I am live-streaming to you with devastating news. Our beloved and loyal pup... [whimpers] ...Cloudpuff is missing.
She help up a poster of him.
Pipp Petals: [voiceover] My sister Zipp is searching high and low in Zephyr Heights.
[drone whirring]
She was searching from the air.
Pipp Petals: [voiceover] And back in Maretime Bay, Hitch, his critters, and all the Earth ponies are leaving no stone unturned in the search for this pampered pooch.
Hitch and the ponies of land are searching along with us.
[boom!]
We were pulling out trees to find him.
Pipp Petals: [voiceover] Even as far as Bridlewood, everypony is finding creative ways to come together to find our sweet little pup.
Izzy found a trail of spit leading up to a sleeping unicorn.
Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Ewwww!
Sunny slipped.
Sunny Starscout: Aah! Ugh! [nervous chuckle] You're not Cloudpuff, are you now?
Pipp: [Voiceover] The Neptune Crusaders and Team Loud Phoenix Storm are searching in the water, on the land, in the sky and in the stars for him.
We were flying all over the place.
Pipp Petals: [voiceover] The only thing we know for sure right now is that, if you're out there, Cloudpuff, we will find you! Even if it means we must cross all of Equestria, we will never...
Pipp Petals: ...stop... looking!
Nico: I'll never forget that day.
Me: Me neither.
Qin: That was an awesome day.
We got to searching hard and far.
Camie: Yeah.
Laney looked in a nest and saw baby birds and they were cute.
We later regrouped.
Zipp: Find anything?
Me: Nothing. We combed every square inch of the city and the area and nothing.
Xenia: Yeah.
[phone beeping]
Zipp Storm: Ooh. Ugh! That's a bunnycorn! What's this? A street sign? Not helpful! Fan photo of random picture of Hitch, fan photo, fan photo... A sad selfie of Pipp?! Really?! Ugh! It's hopeless! We're never gonna find—! Hang on. What's that? Is them a gem from Cloudpuff's collar?! In the mailroom? Hmmm...
Me: We better check that out.
Eli: I sense that he was there.
Me: Lets go.
We went to the Mailroom.
[phones vibrating]
[zip!]
Pipp and Queen Haven went there.
Zipp Storm: [sniffing, groans] Right. Doesn't make any sense. The gems from his collar are here, but he isn't.
[doors open]
Pipp Petals and Queen Haven: Where's my fluffy boy?!
Queen Haven: [crying] Oh, why, why, why?!
Pipp Petals: [crying] Where are you, Cloudpuffy-poo?!
Nico: Your majesty, Pipp lets not panic.
Zipp Storm: Hey, look at this stuff. This might sound crazy, but I think Cloudpuff was here.
Me: I think Zipp is right. These are his pawprints.
Queen Haven: Here?! Why should he be here?! How should I know?!
Zipp Storm: Mom! Just calm down and think. Why would Cloudpuff have been in the mailroom?
Queen Haven: I don't know. I mean, I did send you and Pipp a care package of all your favorite things this morning. Maybe he followed me down here, and... WHAAAAAT?! What if I mailed my baby?!
Me: That would be silly. Zipp better call Hitch and see if anything came.
Zipp did so.
[walkie-talkie static]
Zipp Storm: Hitch! Has anything been delivered to the Brighthouse for me or Pipp? Think!
Hitch Trailblazer: Uhhh... Well, funny you should ask. I, uh... You know what it's like. Today has been crazy. And I, uh...
[door creaks]
Fifi came.
Fifi: Phew! Just the ponies I was looking for! [laughs]
The package was wiggling and growling? What the?
[muffled growling]
Fifi: Oh, don't worry. It's been doing that all day.
Nico: We better see what's in it.
Fifi: [voiceover] Wiggliest parcel I've ever tried to deliver!
It was a fiesty one.
[muffled growling]
Me: Lets see what's in it.
[tape rips]
We got it open. And we saw Cloudpuff inside it!
Cloudpuff: [growling]
Me: There you are!
Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: [gasp] Hey!
Cloudpuff: [yips]
Eli: Found you.
Xenia: (Sighs) What a relief!
Camie: Thank goodness.
Me: Whoops!
Maria: We did good destroying Clavius.
Nico: We sure did. That was awesome.
Lola: Yeah it sure was.
May: Who knew he was allergic to Shellfish?
Me: The Lobster Claw Magisword found that out.
Eli: It sure did.
Xenia: Yep.
We saw a bunch of bath bombs eaten and fingerprint dust powder all over.
Pipp Petals: Ugh! All of my Luscious Lilac bath bombs?! Cloudpuff, really?!
Zipp Storm: Uh, neigh way! Is this my hoofprints kit?!
Queen Haven: I'm afraid so, my dear. What do you have to say for yourself, you naughty little puppy?
Me: Oh you are just a silly puppy.
Cloudpuff: [passes gas]
LOUD FART!
Queen Haven: Oh, dear! That is truly awful!
Me: OH MAN! Cloudpuff! (GAGS)
Cloudpuff: [yips]
Queen Haven: Cloudpuff!
Pipp Petals: Cloudpuff!
Zipp Storm: [coughs] Seems like he's paying the price already.
Cloudpuff: [passes gas]
Zipp Storm: Ugh!
Me: But we did find him.
We called everyone.
Nico: (COUGHS) Geez and I thought your farts smell bad J.D.
Me: (GAGS) No kidding!
We went outside.
Lola: That was bad! And I thought Lori's farts smelled horrible!
Lori: (OFFSCREEN) I HEARD THAT!
Nico: May, Maria, be honest. Do you and the girls want an all girls mission?
May: We sure do Nico. We want to show you that girl power is just as good as all of our power.
Me: A Girl Power Mission is a great idea! If the Kamen Riders can do it so can you.
Lola: I agree.
Nico: Well okay then. A girl power mission it is. But I'm glad we found Cloudpuff. Also it's good we're here. I just found out from Vypra that The Vengeance Express 6 Kids are out for revenge on the Eds once again.
We gasped.
Eli: Don't those six brats know when to quit?!
Lincoln: They don't, Eli. We'd dealt with them before when we first went after them, and they were all filled with wrath, hatred, and murder against the Eds. Looks like they need to be taught a lesson and put on a tighter leash when we hand them back to Vypra.
Villamax: That's for sure.
Nico: You got that right.
Qin: Yeah. But we're ready for them.
Nico: All right. You girls can have a mission all to yourselves. But there won't be any usual battles as a result.
May: Okay then.
Maria: This will be awesome!
Me: Girl Power for the day.
Camie: Yeah!
Xenia: This is gonna be awesome.
Maria: And I know just the Ranger girls to include.
Me: The girls of the Japanese Ranger teams?
Maria: How did you know?
Me: Just call me psychic.
We laughed.
Cloudpuff came up to Lincoln and licked his face.
Lily: Aw, just like what Charles does to all of us.
Lincoln: Yeah.
Pipp Petals: That's proof he likes you, Linky.
Fluttershy: (Giggles) He sure does.
Zipp Storm: We did it, we got Cloudpuff back.
Nico: We sure did.
Izzy Moonbow: See I knew we could find him.
Me: We all did. Thanks to Zipp's detective work.
Camie: You got that right.
Maria: Specifically, we'll call the girls of In Space, Time Force, SPD, Samurai, Megaforce, Dino Charge, ToQger, Zyuogher, Kyuranger, Lupinranger vs Patranger, Kiramager, and Zenkaiger.
Me: I figured. But I was half right.
Nico: Yeah you sure were.
Xenia: Yep.
Varie: Yeah that was awesome though.
Queen Haven: It sure was. Thank you all so much for helping me find Cloudpuff.
Me: It was our pleasure your majesty.
Queen Haven: I had no idea that I would mail Cloudpuff.
Me: It was an accident.
Xenia: Yeah but that is silly.
Me: Yeah.
Queen Haven: I'm glad Cloudpuff is safe.
Lincoln: He sure is.
Nico: Now, let's go find our vengeful friends.
?: DORKS!
Eddy: Oh no.
Me: I think they found us!
Nico: Oh shit. We're so not done yet, we still got to deal with The Vengeance Express kids.
Lincoln: Aha, and there they are.
Lincoln fired blasts of rainbow energy, which hit a nearby bush and forced out The Vengeance Express and they were really out for the Eds' blood.
Me: Targets sighted.
Xenia: This is gonna be good!
Villamax: Your majesty, you might want to get Cloudpuff somewhere safe.
Nico: This is gonna get ugly really fast.
Queen Haven: You got it guys.
She took Cloudpuff.
Queen Haven: Be careful.
She was off.
Me: Okay you dorks come and get some!
Xenia: YEAH!
Izzy Moonbow: Alright, that's it, I've had it up to hear with you incorrigible brats for the last time!
Suddenly, something within Izzy Moonbow's mind really snapped as memories of The Vengeance Express' crimes against the Eds rushed through her head and her magenta eyes turned neon magenta and she was surrounded by a cerulean blue energy aura with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and arts and crafts, she unholstered her massive Knights of The Friendship Table from her back, and as she approached The Vengeance Express, she left cerulean blue energy, Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and arts and crafts with every step.
Izzy Moonbow: You six brats absolutely make me sick, it's bad enough you tried to take revenge on the Eds and kill them, but no matter how many times we've beaten you brats down and sent you all flying back to The Masters of Evil, you just don't even know when to give up. (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) But, it's quite obvious that you refuse to give up until you've finally gotten your revenge, you came back again and attempted to get revenge on The Eds again, only to fail yet again and sent back to The Masters of Evil, and now, you've decided to come back again for more..., THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HEAR WITH YOU FOR THE FINAL TIME, VENGEANCE EXPRESS. AS THE SUCCESSOR TO TWILIGHT SPARKLE'S LEGACY OF FRIENDSHIP, I REFUSE TO LET YOU BOTH LIVE EVEN A SINGLE SECOND FURTHER, YOU WILL PAY FOR EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE EDS!
We gasped at the sheer extent of Izzy Moonbow's fury.
Nico: Ooh, boy.
Lincoln: Izzy Moonbow's fury has now been unleashed, and those incorrigible brats are about to pay for their crimes against The Eds, and she's about to unleash Hell on them. STAND YOUR GROUND, GANG, SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!
We stood our ground, but The Vengeance Express ran right at Eddy to kill him, but Izzy Moonbow screamed like a madwoman and then…
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
There was a massive explosion of energy and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of cerulean blue energy with Equestrian Magic, stars, and arts and crafts surrounding the vortex, there's a group of Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an cerulean blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Izzy Moonbow emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Izzy Moonbow grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has indigo ombre highlights in the bangs of her long flowing cerulean blue hair with indigo ombre streaks, she has neon magenta eyes and a cerulean blue energy aura with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and arts and crafts surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with her cutie mark on its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with magenta iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with magenta gems for eyes and the Arts, Magic, Friendship, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has an Alicorn with magenta gems for eyes and holding the Arts, Magic, Friendship, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on the bottom of her magenta Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with cerulean blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and cerulean blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Izzy Moonbow has on a magenta dress with cerulean blue designs on it, purple skirt with her cutie mark on it, dark purple high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and arts and crafts on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is Izzy Moonbow's cutie mark. Suddenly, Izzy Moonbow felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive lilac angel wings with cerulean blue tips on the large white feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, her cerulean blue with indigo ombre tail grew longer, and her horn on her head grew longer. Izzy Moonbow has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large cerulean blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Izzy Moonbow's Knights of The Friendship Table and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of cerulean blue energy, Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and arts and crafts , and when it emerged, it was transformed into Izzy Moonbow's Friendship Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded cerulean blue gems and her cutie mark etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large lilac gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with rainbow gems for eyes and a large lilac gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with lilac gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and magenta gems for eyes and a large lilac gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Izzy Moonbow, Alicorn Princess of Construction, Arts and Crafts Expert of Maretime Bay, Savior, Protector, and Inheritor of Twilight Sparkle's Legacy of Friendship, Dear Friend of Sunny Starscout, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Jazz Hooves, Rocky Riff, Posey Bloom, Rufus, Dahlia, Windy, Fifi, Sparky Sparkeroni, Zoom Zephyrwing, Thunder Flap, Onyx, and Many, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Queen Opaline and The Doomsday Twenty-Three, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Archenemy of Bad End Pretty Cure, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Powers of Friendship, Unity, Arts and Crafts, and Magic"
イジー・ムーンボウ、アリコーン・プリンセス・オブ・コンストラクション、マアタイム・ベイ のアーツ アンド クラフツ エキスパート、救世主、保護者、そして 夕暮れの輝き の友情の遺産の継承者、サニー・スタースカウトの親愛なる友人、ヒッチ・トレイルブレイザー、ピップの花びら、ジップストーム、ミスティ・ブライトドーン、ジャズフーヴス、ロッキー リフ、ポージー ブルーム、ルーファス、ダリア、ウィンディ、フィフィ、スパーキー スパークロニ、ズーム ゼファーウイング、サンダー フラップ、オニキス、その他多数、リンカーン ラウドの愛する未来の妻、オパーリン女王と終末の 23 日の破壊者、エクエストリアの擁護者、ポニーヴィルとカンタロット、友情のテーブルの騎士団の一員、バッドエンド プリキュアの大敵、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして力の達人友情、団結、芸術と工芸、そして魔法の
Izzy Moonbow has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA ARTS AND CRAFTS CREATOR EQUESTRIAN FRIENDSHIP ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC EQUESTRIAN FRIENDSHIP JUSTICE AND DIVINE EQUESTRIAN UNITY FRIENDSHIP ALICORN LOVE!
We were amazed by Izzy Moonbow's Super Angel-Alicorn-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when The Vengeance Express saw it, they went completely mad with rage and ran after her to kill her, but Lincoln fired blasts of sunlight at them which blinded them, and Izzy Moonbow fired a powerful barrage of cerulean blue energy blasts, Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and arts and crafts at them, and it exploded and sent them crashing into a tree, they got back up, but now, they were furious.
Sunny Starscout: Wow, now Izzy Moonbow's transformed, incredible. Plus, that was a good save you did, Linky.
Lincoln: If they laid so much as one grubby hand on one of my many future wives, they deserve no shred of mercy whatsoever, and Izzy, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Izzy Moonbow: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Arts and Crafts Friendship Equestrian Magic Alicorn and Divine Equestrian Friendship Artist Alicorn Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we take down these incorrigible brats and tie them back up to hand over to Vypra?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Izzy.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Izzy Moonbow.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Since you six brats refuse to learn your lesson, I think it's time for us to really ramp up the violence and kick your sorry butts even harder.
Vengeance Express Kevin: Then, you will all die for siding with those fucking Dorks!
Nico: Bite my shiny ass, Shovel Chin! Let's get them!
We also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after The Vengeance Express, and we caused quite a mess by slashing at them with our greatswords, and leaving some nasty scars on them, and Lincoln was also slashing at them with his massive greatsword and claws and he left nasty scars on them with every slash. When we were done, The Vengeance Express were really mangled up, but they were still standing and really pissed off now.
Me: Got to hand it to them, they're tough. Izzy, Lincoln, show those six dorks no mercy.
Izzy Moonbow and Lincoln went after The Vengeance Express, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, cerulean blue energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Vengeance Express and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them, and they attacked them with their massive greatswords leaving scars on them, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off them off now.
Then, Lincoln fired six rainbow fire blasts which hits The Vengeance Express as they screamed in pain and were then knocked down by six cerulean blue magic energy blasts fired by Izzy Moonbow.
Me: Lets get them guys!
Nico: With pleasure!
We went at them!
I kicked Vengeance Express Kevin in his face and Nico punched Vengeance Express Rolf in his face and stomach and smashed his head in with a fish club!
Eli fired Force Lightning at Vengeance Express Sarah and electrocuted her.
Eli: That will keep your mammoth mouth yap shut!
Villamax: Swabbies!
He summoned his Swabbies and they smashed and pulverized Vengeance Express Jonny.
Me: Take that you melonheaded cueball!
Nico: Sniff on this! (ACTIVATES STINKY BUTT'S RIDEWATCH)
Nico shoved Vengeance Express Nazz's face into his butt and then…
LOUD LONG FART!
The fart was so bad that it melted her face off and she was coughing and gagging.
We laughed hysterically!
Lola: Hey Jimmy! Want to know what my favorite music note is?
Vengeance Express Jimmy: What?
She formed a piano above him and then…
KRASMASH!
It fell right on him!
Lola: B-FLAT!
Nico: Eli, are Swartz's creations close?
Eli: Yes. 15 klicks and closing.
Nico: Perfect.
Me: Lets hit them with crazy shenanigans.
Lola: Yeah!
We hit them with all sorts of crazy pranks.
Nico: Nice, now all that's left.
Twilight Sparkle: Is the final blow.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Izzy Moonbow, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Izzy Moonbow's Friendship Artist Unity Alicorn Firestorm Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's cerulean blue with magenta flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn surrounded by arts and crafts etched on the sides, and a purple gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Pipp Petals aimed their hand-cannon blasters at The Imperium.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You six incorrigible brats are not laying one more grubby hand on the Eds ever again.
Then, Izzy Moonbow and Lincoln fired blasts of rainbow energy, cerulean blue energy, and elemental forces at The Vengeance Express, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Me: Hey Vengeance Express dorks and dorkettes! Chew on this!
I shoved bottles of Ipecac down their throats.
Nico: What was that?
Me: Wait for it.
Vengeance Express Kevin: HULLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!
HE THREW UP ALL OVER!
Vengeance Express Jonny: BLEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jonny did too.
Vengeance Express Jimmy: I'm startin' to feel funny.
Vengeance Express Sarah: Well, I feel fine, I guess I'm gonna...HUHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SHE THREW UP TOO!
Vengeance Express Nazz: HULEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
She threw up too!
Vengeance Express Rolf: LEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH! Oh...Oh, God, why didn't anybody tell Rolf...HULLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!
He threw up too!
Vengeance Express Kevin: Oh, my God, my insides are on fir...LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!
Vengeance Express Jonny: No, please...no more...no more, no...LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Vengeance Express Nazz: Guys, I'm scared! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!
Vengeance Express Jonny: Get the phone! Call nine-one-on...HULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!
Vengeance Express Sarah: Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy, get in here...HULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!
Vengeance Express Kevin: Okay. I think it's all gone. I think it's...HULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!
Vengeance Express Jonny: I don't wanna, I don't wanna...HULLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!
Vengeance Express Kevin: Rolf, I need you to hold my legs...LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!
Vengeance Express Jimmy: LEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Vengeance Express Rolf: BLEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[The vomiting stops for a bit, and the whole street is covered in puke.]
Me: (Sinister smirk) Hey guys, who wants Chowder?
Vengeance Express 6: HUUULLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!
IT WAS PUKEVILLE!
Luna fainted!
FWOMP!
Then, as they holstered their hand-cannon Blasters, Lincoln fired six rainbow energy chains which tied The Vengeance Express and they couldn't escape, and then, Vypra appeared.
Vypra: Nice work catching them, guys. Those six got loose from their cage and ran off to get revenge on the Eds again, thanks to Vengeance Express Sarah chewing through the bars. Next time, we're putting an even tighter leash on them, so they don't try that stunt again.
We cheered wildly as Izzy Moonbow and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Izzy Moonbow new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer cerulean blue tail with indigo ombre streaks, and massive cerulean blue angel wings and longer horn are permanent.
Izzy Moonbow: That'll teach those brats never to come after the Eds ever again. Thanks for helping me take down The Vengeance Express, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Izzy.
Suddenly, Izzy Moonbow wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Izzy Moonbow's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and buttons formed into a rainbow appearing behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Izzy Moonbow came back to us as the display vanished.
Pipp Petals: Now, that was so beautiful!
Me: That really was an awesome display we saw!
Sunny Starscout: You said it, and we're also glad Izzy's part of Lincoln's harem.
Lincoln: And I swore I would take good care of her, along with you, Zipp, Pipp, and Misty.
Nico: And you've also been getting the attraction of Twilight's other friends, Lincoln.
Applejack: (Snickers) He's right though, Linky. You've really been getting the attention and the attraction of all of our other friends, and many of them are joining your harem faster than a jet-powered jackrabbit.
Luan: Well, can any girl help it? Lincoln's had that charm and his personality that literally draws girls in like a magnet.
Sam S.L.: She's right though, dude. But, we're so glad we took down those six dorks and stopped their repeated attempt at revenge on the Eds again.
Lincoln: And Vypra said she'll keep those six on a more tighter leash.
Nico: You got that right. Lets hope so.
Me: But it's fun smashing their heads in.
Xenia: You got that right.
Nico: We're not done yet though.
Me: Nope.
Laney used smelling salts on Luna and she woke up.
Maria washed the vomit off the streets with water.
Me: That was funny though.
Nico: It sure was. That was clever using Ipecac on bad guys.
Me: We can't use Ipecac at home but we CAN use it on bad guys just to add insult to injury.
Nico: You got that right.
Luna: That was a major puke storm.
Maria: Stewie HAS used it as a weapon before.
Me: Yes he sure has. And it was genius.
Xenia: That is true.
Lola: Yep.
Then a yellow glow was seen and then I saw that the Lamp Do Alangina Wonder Ride Book was glowing.
Me: Whoa the Lamp Do Alangina Wonder Ride Book is glowing.
Nico: That means that we're going to meet the embodiment of Lamp Do Alangina.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Who's up next?
Sunset Shimmer: I have a feeling that it's going to be for Agrabah's sailor soldier and I helped defeat Jafar. So I'll go.
Me: Go for it Sunset.
Xenia: This is gonna be awesome.
Lola: Yep.
Camie: Agrabah is so cool.
Nico: There she is!
We saw a female Genie appear and it was ANOTHER LAMP DO ALANGINA!
Me: Whoa! Another Lamp Do Alangina!
Qin: Wow! This one is a real genie!
Me: Yep.
Another Lamp Do Langina: And it's good to see you again J.D.
Me: That voice!
She reverted back and was a girl with brown hair and had gold and orange Sailor Clothes and her own version of Kamen Rider Espada's sword.
Me: (GASP) Selene Jafara Agrabah A.K.A. Sailor Agrabah!
Xenia: Cool!
Me: She is a genie and is also the Defender of Agrabah and has power that is stronger than that of Jafar.
Sailor Agrabah: That's right and it's awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here.
Magine: Do you have your own lamp?
Sailor Agrabah: I sure do.
She showed that it was tied to her right hip. It was a jeweled bottle lamp.
Me: Ooh that is beautiful.
Nico: It sure is.
Sailor Agrabah: It sure is.
Me: Yep. Sorry we have to fight like this though. By the way are there any other opponents with you?
Sailor Agrabah: Yes there are. Another version of him. (Points to Villamax).
Villamax: Another version of me!? Whoa!
Me: Friendly or hostile?
Sailor Agrabah: Friendly and this one is a sailor soldier too. You'll see which world its for later on.
Me: I'm looking forward to this one.
Nico: Me too.
Sunset Shimmer: Shall we?
Sailor Agrabah: We shall. Oh and tell Lynn that she did a great job against Lexaeus the second time. That was awesome.
Nico: I'll relay the message. Thank you.
Sailor Agrabah turned into Another Lamp Do Alangina. Sunset and Another Lamp Do Alangina flew into the air and Sunset fired waves of energy and fire and smashed her down and I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called Dark Lamp Do Alangina. It turned into a new Wonder Ride Book called CELESTIAL GENIE OF ELEMENTAL WISH.
Me: Celestial Genie of Elemental Wish. Awesome.
I went and caught Sailor Agrabah.
Me: Nice one!
Sailor Agrabah: (Groans) That was a rush. But that was cool.
Me: It sure was.
I brought her over.
Nico: Alright. One more to go.
Me: Yep.
Then a figure came out and it was ANOTHER VILLAMAX! It was a dark version of Villamax!
Qin: WHOA Another Villamax!
Xenia: Wicked!
Me: And you are?
Another Villamax: (In a girls voice) I believe you know who I am?
Me: (GASP) Tanya Tarzan A.K.A. Sailor Deep Jungle!
Nico: Whoa! The Sailor Soldier of Tarzan's World!
Me: Yep.
Another Villamax: That's right. And it's good to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Sailor Deep Jungle is an honorable Sailor Soldier and also has the powers of nature and protects everything too.
Nico: Cool!
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Another Villamax: No he didn't. I knew he was lying so I took off before he could say anything.
Me: Wow. But if I were to guess it's to protect Tarzan's world from all threats like poachers.
Another Villamax: That's right.
Me: Clayton is dead thank goodness.
Nico: That's right.
Me: Many of Tarzan's enemies are in our frenemies in the Masters of Evil.
Another Villamax: I heard. I'm glad.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Another Villamax: No worries. Come at me.
Me: With pleasure. (Spins Magisword Bracelet)
ELECTRIC EEL MAGISWORD!
Me: This one will be a shock.
I had it bite her and it electrocuted her.
ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!
Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor.
Me: Hope you aren't allergic to shellfish!
LOBSTER CLAW MAGISWORD!
CRUNCH!
It pinched her!
Nico: OUCH!
Me: Nice one!
Nico: (gets out Villamax's Ridewatch) Let's kick things off!
Me: Like this?
SOCCER BALL MAGISWORD!
I got a soccer ball shape sword.
Nico activated it and fired energy blasts and I kicked the soccer ball and smashed Another Villamax in her face and the blasts hit her and smashed her down!
Qin: Nice one!
Me: If this were the FIFA world cup that would be a winning goal.
We laughed.
Nico: (gets out Garble's Ridewatch) To quote Jake: Dragon up!
Me: Like this?
CAYENNE PEPPER MAGISWORD!
I put pepper in my mouth and fired a blast of fire and Nico activated the ridewatch and fired waves of fire from his mouth and smashed her down.
Me: That was cool! Or hot in this case.
Lola: Yeah!
Me: Hope you like Scalding hot water!
RADIATOR MAGISWORD!
It turned red hot and my fire aura flared up!
Me: YEAH!
I fired scalding hot water and smashed her down!
May: (gets out Lorelai's Ridewatch) My turn!
Me: How about this too.
RUBBER SPIKE MAGISWORD!
Nico: That club looks dangerous.
Me: Watch this.
I jumped and bashed Another Villamax down.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Don't worry it's made of rubber.
I showed that it was like that.
Nico: Oh.
May activated Lorelai's ridewatch and fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
May: (gets out Hades Beast Spector's Ridewatch) Princess Luna would be proud of me for using this.
Me: I got an idea!
BUTTERFLY MAGISWORD!
I fired it at Zuria and she got beautiful red butterfly wings!
Zuria: Cool!
Me: Yeah! And this too. I hope Vambre doesn't kill me for this one.
TROUSER MAGISWORD! CARDBOARD REPLICA MAGISWORD!
I formed a cardboard Replica and me and Zuria flew into the air and I fired trouser energy and it gave the fake pants.
Nico: What's that for?
Me: 3…2…1…
Vambre screaming!
Vambre: (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
Vambre flew down and she went at Another Villamax and May fired waves of darkness and smashed Another Villamax down and Vambre pulverized and brutally smashed Another Villamax all over.
Maria: (gets out Snapdragon's Ridewatch) That was genius!
Me: Thanks. It was cool. So is this.
FISHSTICK MAGISWORD! CHEESE MAGISWORD!
Me: SOLO TEAMWORK COMBO: LIMBURGER CHEESE FISH SANDWICH BARRAGE!
I fired a barrage of Limburger Cheese Fish Sandwiches and Maria fired waves of energy and the blasts hit Another Villamax and smashed her down.
Lana: AWESOME!
Lana went and ate one.
Lana: That is awesome! (MUNCHING) MMM! Delicious!
Maria: (gets out Dr. Starline's Ridewatch) What do you think of this, Starlight?
She activated it and fired waves of energy that formed into ducks and they hit Another Villamax and exploded!
Starlight Glimmer: Exploding Ducks! That's funny!
Me: Yep. Billy and Irwin would love this one.
EXPLODING BUBBLE AND PENGUIN SUIT MAGISWORDS!
Me: ADDITIONAL SOLO TEAMWORK COMBO: EXPLODING PENGUINS OF TOTAL ANNIHILATION!
I fired waves of penguins and they hit Another Villamax and 10 of them exploded!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Billy and Irwin laughed!
Then Toyman and his team came and it had Vomiting Frog Prince, Evil Ninja Storm Rangers, Anacieto Mitragli, Toy Org and Attacky Sack.
Nico: Nice team, Toyman!
Toyman: Thanks!
Frog Prince: (VOMITS ALL OVER NICO)
Nico: AWWWW SICK!
Frog Prince: Please kill me!
Qin: Ew.
Edwayl: Time for some dragon power lads! (ACTIVATES GARBLE'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired a dragon flame blast and smashed Another Villamax down.
Maria: Is the next Gene Slammer near?
A roar was heard and then a FERALIGATR came out!
Me: Whoa a Feraligatr!
Nico: Nice!
Xenia: I like this one.
Feraligatr: (In a girls voice) Looks like the fun has come.
Sylvia Exetor: Lindsey. This is gonna be good.
Brittney: You know her?
Sylvia Exetor: My sister. She is a very powerful athlete.
Nico: And one of the best I've seen.
Feraligatr: Yep. I got this.
She fired waves of water from her mouth and smashed down Another Villamax and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
I went over to Sailor Deep Jungle and she was a girl with dark green hair and had green and light green clothes.
Sailor Deep Jungle: (Groans) What a headache.
I picked her up.
Me: But you're back to normal.
I brought her over.
Edwayl: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Feraligatr: I have a lot of them. But my favorite is when me and Nico won the Decathlon competition and we got an awesome trophy.
Nico: It's true. That was fun.
Me: That is cool!
Nico: Yep.
Me: Lets get you back to normal.
I put on my blind man glasses and Nico pulled out a blue leotard.
Everyone covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and she was reverting back.
Lindsey's Feraligatr teeth were lost in her gums.
She got human teeth and she was back to normal. Nico gave her a blue leotard and she put it on. She was a girl with blue hair and blue eyes.
Lindsey Exetor: (GROANS) That was rough.
She got up.
Nico and Lindsey hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Lindsey Exetor: Me too Nico. Me too.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Jack Landors, Tatami Nakagame, Hailey Kirlian, Hellberus, Vadamagma, and Igursus are heading to Alhmacan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but we got bad news: Cervantes de León has come back from the dead wanting revenge, and even worse, Joaquín Lozano used a Dark Orb to bring him back, only for him to be put under his control and turned into a mindless slave for The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, but this time, we're not going to let him live again: this time, he's going to be sent to The Black Gates forever.
As soon as we arrived on Alhmacan, our rainbow energy auras were flaring up extremely as we were absorbing the intense heat and flames from Alhmacan and we were gaining an infinitely astronomic power boost
Lincoln: Whew, we're here in Alhmacan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but we got bad news: Cervantes de León has come back from the dead wanting revenge, and even worse, Joaquín Lozano used a Dark Orb to bring him back, only for him to be put under his control and turned into a mindless slave for The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, but this time, we're not going to let him live again: this time, he's going to be sent to The Black Gates forever.
Isabella "Ivy" Valentine: I knew my "father" wouldn't stay dead for long, and now we'd found out that Joaquin Lozano of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte brought him back and turned him into their mindless slave with that Dark Orb he found, now he's crossed it.
Nico: He sure has, and that cursing from Maria Garcia was definitely proof of how much they enjoyed pissing off The Order of The Fabled.
Me: You got that right.
Rebecca Alhmacan: And to think he's here in Alhmacan, he's going to be burned alive by the intense heat and flames.
Lincoln: That Dark Orb is the one thing protecting him from that fiery death, but when I rip that Dark Orb out of him and send it to The Warp, he will suffer a fiery death, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Jack.
Jack Landors: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Suddenly, we saw Evil HERO Malicious Edge appear before us and with it are the four girls.
Nico: Wicked, that's Evil HERO Malicious Edge, and it got the four girls.
Evil HERO Malicious Edge: (Girl's voice) And away from Cervantes before he could kill them.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Calista Levine, I knew it was you, but we'll talk later, we got Cervantes de León to deal with.
?: I will have my revenge on you all for what you did to me, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
We then saw our target, Cervantes de León, arrive, and he was extremely pissed off.
Lincoln: Cervantes de León, I always knew you'd come back, but this shall be the last time we ever have to deal with you.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Jack Landors and his team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Cervantes de León, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Our rainbow energy auras were still flaring up extremely as we were still absorbing the intense heat and flames from Alhmacan and we were gaining an infinitely astronomic power boost, and Cervantes de León was being overwhelmed by us, and then, Lincoln painfully ripped The Dark Orb that was in Cervantes de León's chest and sent it to The Warp, and without the protection of The Dark Orb, the dreaded Cervantes de León was then overwhelmed by Alhmacan's fiery environment and he was burned alive, and as his spirit appeared, Lincoln sent his spirit to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Nico: We did it, we got rid of Cervantes de León for good. Now, we should head back, we're already sweating up a storm.
Lincoln: Good idea, Nico.
We then came back home to Earth, and man, we were really sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: Whew, man, that was one fiery rescue, but now, at least, we're rid of Cervantes de León for good, and he's never coming back. (To Calista Levine) And it's so good to see you again, Calista Levine.
Calista Levine reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long blood red hair, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings as she reigned in the power of Evil HERO Malicious Edge, she has on a sleeveless midnight black shirt, midnight black skirt, midnight black knee-high high heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and demons on the coattails and on the back is Evil HERO Malicious Edge and holstered on her back is a massive Evil HERO Malicious Edge-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Evil HERO Malicious Edge etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight blade, large demon heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large demon heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large demon heads for the pommel.
Calista Levine: You too, Lincoln, it's been six and a half year since we last met, and it's so good to see you all again, Gretchen Holland, Rhonda Monroe, Cassie Evanstein, Reggie McDonald, Tiffany Emmerson, Lucinda Stewart, Lorelai Delancey, Micaela Davis, Annalise Halston, and Phoebe Ramirez.
Gretchen Holland, Rhonda Monroe, Cassie Evanstein, Reggie McDonald, Tiffany Emmerson, Lucinda Stewart, Lorelai Delancey, Micaela Davis, Annalise Halston, and Phoebe Ramirez: You too, Calista.
Lincoln went up to Calista Levine and he hugged her, and Calista Levine is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and they had atomic red blushes on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I also haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Calista Levine: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and eleven massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new. Plus, you've grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Calista Levine, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Gym, and a powerful master with all kinds of swords and all kinds of weapons. Calista Levine is known as the swordmaster and weaponmaster of the Evil HERO Gene-Slammers, and she knows how to use all kinds of swords and weapons.
Gretchen Holland: And she knew of Lincoln's intense training with all kinds of swords and weapons, and because of that, she decided to advance his training even more by teaching him more advanced techniques in swordplay, and she even taught him how to infuse swords and weapons with elemental energy to deal some serious elemental damage.
Luna: We saw him infuse his swords with Fire, Ice, Lightning, Water, Wind, Light, Darkness, Magic, and any other element, and they were really awesome with how they give off a powerful elemental aura.
Laney: And when he added a drop of blood onto a sword, it gained a blood red and black aura and it had the powers of the vampires and werewolves.
Me: Wicked.
Nico: Usually when that happens, it also means that sword gains the ability to drain the blood of the person it hits.
Lincoln: That's right. Plus, Calista's also also friends with Gretchen Holland, Rhonda Monroe, Cassie Evanstein, Reggie McDonald, Tiffany Emmerson, Lucinda Stewart, Lorelai Delancey, Micaela Davis, Annalise Halston, and Phoebe Ramirez, and when it came to dealing with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan at The Loud House, Chandler, his goons, Pablo, and Anderson at school, and Flip, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, and Lewis Travolta in the city, she means serious business especially when it comes to defending me, and make no mistake, she and the other Evil HERO Gene-Slammers fight with the fury of the demons and devils of Hell, and any who dare to mess with me, she and the other Evil HERO Gene-Slammers will deliver unto them a very nasty punishment so brutal that'll make even the demons and devils of Hell afraid of even incurring their wrath.
Nico: (Gulps) Just like what we were told.
Gretchen Holland: That's right, we fight with the fury of the demons and devils of Hell, and those who dare to mess with Lincoln deserve a nasty punishment so brutal that'll make even the demons and devils of Hell afraid of even incurring our wrath.
Me: Remind me never to cross any of you.
Nico: That's always the one thing no one wants, and among your enemies, which one did Calista really hate with a blazing passion, Lincoln?
Eli: Yeah, and many of your enemies had crossed really nasty lines, but only a certain one would've crossed that line and it would earn them their entire wrath in full.
Lincoln: That's right, and the very person who earned Calista's wrath, that would be a group of thugs known as The Blood Demons, a gang of thugs from Royal Woods' past and whom Chandler hired to kill me again.
Calista Levine: We'll tell you guys about that later. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something I want to give you: I want to give you my blood.
We gasped at her request, including Lincoln.
Lincoln: Calista, are you absolutely sure about this?
Calista Levine: (Smiles) Yes, more than anything, after all, I'm going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.
Lincoln looked into the eyes of Calista Levine, and he saw that she's really serious, and he smiled as he walks over to Calista Levine, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on Calista Levine's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Calista Levine's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Calista Levine: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Calista.
Calista Levine had a smile on her face and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, and he leans down to her face and kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The four girls are Fumika Mizuno and Tomoe Nagisa from Bikini Junkie and Millenia and Tio from Grandia 2.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Fumika Mizuno and Tomoe Nagisa from Bikini Junkie and Millenia and Tio from Grandia 2.
Nicole: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Fumika Mizuno: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Fumika Mizuno and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Cervantes de León, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.
Fumika Mizuno: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Fumika Mizuno: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Fumika Mizuno, Tomoe Nagisa, Millenia, and Tio with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We told everyone what happened on Alhmacan, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Cervantes de León, who'd come back from the dead wanting revenge thanks to Joaquín Lozano using a Dark Orb to bring him back, only for him to be put under his control and turned into a mindless slave for The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in laying a brutal beatdown on him and Lincoln finishing him off by ripping the Dark Orb in the pirate's chest and sending it to The Warp causing the pirate to be incinerated and his spirit sent to The Black Gates forever, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Calista Levine have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Man, you guys really sweated up a storm when you were on Alhmacan, but we're so glad that Cervantes de Leon is gone forever.
Lincoln: Ivy is as well, she'd cut her ties to that monster long ago. But, what Joaquín Lozano just did basically sealed his fate, because later on after our mission, he's going to die horribly.
Liliana Lurrie: (Spanish Accent) And by our hands.
After finally getting rid of Cervantes de Leon and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Calista Levine saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Calista Levine: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever, it's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Calista, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Calista Levine: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little 11-year-old into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Calista Levine: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Calista, what's the story on that confrontation with The Blood Demons and why you hated them, other than the fact that Chandler hired them to kill Lincoln again?
Calista Levine: That's a story I haven't forgotten. One day, all of us Guardian Angels were with me and Lincoln, and we were doing some swordfighting in the backyard of my house, but then, we got an alert from Becky Long's computer: The Blood Demons were heading for my house to kill Lincoln, and worse, Chandler hired them to kill Lincoln again. We were extremely pissed off at Chandler for what he did, but we couldn't worry about Chandler, we had to deal with The Blood Demons. When we all saw them, they had baseball bats and knives with them. Suddenly, Lincoln added a drop of his blood onto his sword, and we saw the sword gain a blood red and black aura around the blade. The Blood Demons went after Lincoln, but then, he used his enhanced sword to slash one of them on the chest and as he did, all the blood and life force from the thug was drained from him and Lincoln absorbed it into him, and the thug was dead. The rest of them were horrified and pissed off, but as soon as they all charged, Lincoln slashed all of them with his enchanted sword and all of them had all their blood and life force drained from their bodies and Lincoln absorbed all their blood and life-force, and all of them were dead. We were stunned, but Adriana, Lisa, Ramona, Rudina, and Isabella knew what this was: the powerful vampire and werewolf blood in his veins had immense power, and when Lincoln added a drop of his blood onto a sword, it enchants the weapon giving it the power and ability to drain the blood and life force of those it attacks, which explains the blood red and black aura around the blade.
We were stunned.
Me: Wow, I never knew that Lincoln could add a drop of blood to his sword and that resulted in that blood red and black aura arounds the blade.
Nico: And give the sword the power and ability to drain the blood and life force of those it attacks, really awesome.
Lincoln: The Blood Demons caused a lot of trouble for Michigan for years even more than The Black Daffodils, and they had to be killed. After that was done, Calista Levine went after Chandler, and she grabbed him and tied him up, then, we went over the cops and we told them everything Chandler did and why he hired The Blood Demons, we got a massive reward of $600,000,000,000 for what we did in getting rid of The Blood Demons, as for Chandler, he got put in jail for five weeks for what he did.
Zack: And because of it, everyone at school began heckling him even more for his stunt.
Liam: As if he couldn't sink any lower than he's done in the past.
Girl Jordan: I even threw a dodgeball at him and it hit him hard in the crotch.
Nico: (Winces) Jeez, I hope Coach Pacowski wasn't even looking that day.
Me: He was, but he also knew of Chandler's rotten antics and stunts, so he had it coming.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Clyde, Kali, Linnea, Blossom, and Katherine, Vivian Chase A.K.A. Sojourn, Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright, and Marcy Wu are heading to Seaside Hill.
Clyde snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, black-haired, 7'5", and extremely muscular man was dressed in large blue swim trunks with the phoenix and a clock surrounded by stars on them and silver flames coming off the swim trunks, blue sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Kali, Linnea, Blossom, and Katherine, Vivian Chase A.K.A. Sojourn, Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright, and Marcy Wu were dressed in colored two-piece bikinis, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Kali, Linnea, Blossom, and Katherine, Vivian Chase A.K.A. Sojourn, Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright, and Marcy Wu each had feelings for Clyde, and Clyde also had those same feelings, and Clyde saved them from an attack by Flip who broke out again to get revenge, but Clyde saved them and gave that mutant the beatdown of his life before chaining him to his post again.
Anne: Oh man, we're here in Seaside Hill, nice.
Clyde: Yeah, and it's perfect for our first date, Anne. Shall we?
Clyde, Kali, Linnea, Blossom, and Katherine, Vivian Chase A.K.A. Sojourn, Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright, and Marcy Wu dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, and they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Kali, Linnea, Blossom, and Katherine, Vivian Chase A.K.A. Sojourn, Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright, and Marcy Wu got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Clyde lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Clyde summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long black wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Clyde made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Kali, Linnea, Blossom, and Katherine, Vivian Chase A.K.A. Sojourn, Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright, and Marcy Wu and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Kali, Linnea, Blossom, and Katherine, Vivian Chase A.K.A. Sojourn, Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright, and Marcy Wu placed their hands on the massive pecs of Clyde and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico, Lincoln, and I also saw Clyde had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.
Lincoln: Snickers) Looks like someone had a good time at Seaside Hill, eh, Clyde?
Clyde: (In Heaven) It was awesome!
Anne Boonchuy: We really had fun there, and it's been a long time since we'd been to the beach.
Sasha Waybright: You said a mouthful.
Marcy Wu: But, it was nice to head out to a beach after our adventures in Amphibia.
Later it was time for Irena's first Ambassador Mission and it was to the world of Hero 108.
Nico: I heard that this world was torn apart by a terrible war between humans and animals.
Me: Yeah and whoever did this will pay big time.
Lola: You got that right!
William: Anyone else want to go with Irena? Besides Laval and 2 Rabbids?
Fluttershy: Me and Twilight and friends will go.
Twilight Sparkle: We better figure out what's going on in this world.
Me: We know that Eddy and friends are going too.
Nico: Yep. All right lets go.
We opened a portal and we were off to the world of Hero 108.
We arrived in the world of Hero 108 and we saw that it was a terrible wartorn world.
Me: Whoa man!
Nico: This is terrible!
Eli: This planet went to Hell.
Twilight Sparkle: It's like the friendships with Humans and Animals has been totally destroyed.
Me: One thing is for sure, whoever did this is going to pay big time with their life.
Nico: You got that right!
Then Lin Chung, Mighty Ray, Jumpy Ghostface, Mystique Sonia and Commander ApeTrully!
Lin Chung: Hello there, Miss. You must be new here.
Mighty Ray: (snickers) Is she one of your secret admirers?
Irena: Actually we are here to help.
Me: Sorry to drop in like this.
Mighty Ray: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Mystique Sonia: Wow! It's an honor to meet you guys!
Lin Chung: (to Laval) You're Laval from Chima, right?
Laval: That's right and it's awesome to meet you.
Lin Chung: Same here.
Me: We should introduce ourselves.
Nico: It's awesome to meet you guys. Nicolas Chan, Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: I'm J.D. Knudson, 2nd in Command of the team.
Eli: Eli Winston Bullock.
Irena Malloy: I'm Irena Malloy, Ambassador for you guys.
Me: It's part of a diplomatic mission program we made for many missions.
Twilight Sparkle: It's true. I'm Twilight Sparkle the Princess of Friendship and the Magic Skylanders.
Sunset Shimmer: I'm Sunset Shimmer the Princess of Forgiveness and the Fire Skylanders.
Applejack: I'm Applejack the Princess of Honesty and the Earth Skylanders.
Rarity: I'm Rarity the Princess of Generosity and the Water Skylanders.
Pinkie Pie: I'm Pinkie Pie the Princess of Laughter and the Tech Skylanders.
Rainbow Dash: I'm Rainbow Dash the Princess of Loyalty and the Air Skylanders.
Fluttershy: I'm Fluttershy the Princess of Kindness and the Life Skylanders.
Starlight Glimmer: And I'm Starlight Glimmer the Princess of Empathy and the Undead Skylanders.
Lin Chung: Wow it's an honor to meet you all.
Eddy: Awesome here too. I'm Eddy and these are my friends.
They introduced themselves too.
Mystique Sonia: Awesome to meet you all.
Nico: Same here guys.
Apetrully: Perhaps we should talk more back at our base. Mr. No Hands has been watching it while we were out.
Me: We understand.
We went to Big Green Base.
Me: What happened here? This whole planet is now a massive dystopian nightmare.
Mystique Sonia: Blame High Roller for that.
Lin Chung: We'll tell you about him later.
Laval: (sighs) And these are Rabbids.
Mystique Sonia: They are cute little ones.
Me: They sure are but they are not the brightest lightbulbs in the closet if you know what I mean.
Lin Chung: Oh I get it.
We arrived at their base.
Lin Chung: Here we are guys. Welcome to Big Green HQ.
Me: Awesome place you guys have here.
ApeTrully: Thanks. It's home.
The 2 Rabbids hugged Jumpy Ghostface
Jumpy: (hugs back) Fellow bunnies.
Nico: (dumbfounded) That's the first time the Rabbids haven't done anything silly on these missions.
Me: Awesome too.
Eli: Yeah.
Nico: So what can you tell us what happened?
Lin Chung: The world was thrown into chaos by High Roller.
They went over his history and told us everything.
High Roller is the main antagonist of the cartoon series Hero: 108. He serves as the main antagonist of season 1 and the secondary antagonist of season 2 He was once a court jester who was banished from the Eastern Capital for insulting its emperor and wandered into the Hidden Lands. He is also the minion of Twin Masters who debuts in the second season.
He was voiced by Brian Drummond.
Upon getting struck by lightning, he gained the ability to communicate with animals and tricked them into thinking humans were their enemies. As the new Emperor of the East Citadel, High Roller gets to do whatever he wants, and what he typically wants to do is attack humans (or get animals to attack humans for him), eat candy, read comic books, and play games.
A flashback in "Folk Game Competition II" revealed that he was a classmate of Woo the Wise. High Roller is also the master of the Folk Game Competition and these skills actually translate to the battlefield in dangerously unexpected ways.
For the first Folk Game Competition he held, High Roller held it to distract everyone from the traffic. He later held the second Folk Game Competition as a diversion for the Zebra Brothers to eliminate all the books, since he hated studying as a child. He once beat Jumpy Ghostface in the first Folk Game Competition (by cheating), but the second one against Lin Chung ended in a draw when High Roller discovered that the Zebra Brothers also took his comic books. Combining this with the fact that he likes to play dirty makes High Roller a formidable opponent for even the most skilled members of First Squad, as even Lin Chung can have a hard time trying to stop him one time when High Roller combined with Bearstomp in "Firework Festival at East Citadel."
Minions
Zebra Brothers - Two Zebra twins that serve High Roller. Sparky Black is a black zebra with white stripes and Sparky White is a white zebra with black stripes. It has been shown that they, like Commander Apetrully, were students of Parrot King; however, the Parrot King did say that they were his worst students (because they always goofed off in class). In almost all of the episodes, they are usually the ones who incite the animals to oppress the humans. In most cases, they stay out of fights between First Squad and the animals. However, once a month, when the moon is full, they use their most powerful weapons called the Ghost Lanterns. The Ghost Lanterns are paper lanterns on sticks that gives the Zebra Brothers supernatural powers ranging from merging together to form a giant version of themselves, creating an army of zebra clones, create zebra-type mosquitoes, or getting their victims to face their biggest fears. Although in one episode, it was shown that the Zebra Brothers can twirl their lanterns and use them to fly, even without the full moon.
Bearstomp - Bearstomp is the armored king of the Bears who wears a helmet with a cannon on it. He acts as High Roller's bodyguard. He is often shown blowing nose bubbles while asleep. One of his arms has been replaced with a retractable winch/pincher (suggesting that he may have been injured in battle). It is unknown as to how he acquired such a device, but it seems likely that High Roller gave it to him as an incentive to enslave humans and become a prominent leader of High Roller's army. In "Firework Festival at East Citadel," Bearstomp is shown to have the ability to combine with High Roller which allows High Roller to take control of his body.
Lost Minons
Eagle Eagles - Commander ApeTrully tried many times to get the Eagles to join Big Green. In "Eagle Castle," they carried a metal skeleton created by the Zebra Brothers which trapped Commander ApeTrully in his helicopter. Lin Chung managed to get Commander ApeTrully and his helicopter out of there. Lin Chung and the Air Force ended up getting him out of there causing Commander ApeTrully, Lin Chung, and the Air Force to fall back to Big Green. In "Air Battle," the Zebra Brothers having the Eagles attack Big Green. They were successfully shot down by the Air Force. Following the Eagle's failed attack on Big Green, the Zebra Brothers returned to Eagle Castle and discovered that the Eagles have lost the feathers on their heads. This ended up turning them into Bald Eagles. In "Bald Eagle Castle," the Zebra Brothers ended up capturing Commander ApeTrully for the Eagles' revenge. Their baldness gave them an advantage using their shiny baldness to blind anyone when the light of the sun is reflected off their heads. Lin Chung and the Air Force managed to shoot them down from their twister position. Because the Zebra Brothers had to pull them out instead of digging them out, the Bald Eagles ended up becoming Ostriches and chased after the Zebra Brothers for what they did to them. Also, it caused them to lose their flight in a plot to attack Big Green. In "Ostrich Castle," the Zebra Brothers had the Ostriches help them in fighting First Squad. When fighting First Squad, the Ostriches can join together into a bird ball-like formation with their heads sticking out. The Zebra Brothers pretended to join Big Green in order to steal the secrets of Big Green and help the Ostriches design their own launch tubes to form their own launch tubes. After the entering the Zebra Brothers' Mimic of the First Squad entrance, they gain their ability to fly again (the Zebra Brothers actually didn't plan this, but they promise) restoring them to Bald Eagles and put them through drills. Unfortunately when it comes to attacking Big Green, the Bald Eagles thought it was another drill and ended up smashing the signal. In "Pitched Battle of the Air Force," High Roller later had the Bald Eagles combine with the Bats and Hens in order to form the Ultimate Flying Force. Big Green's Air Force and First Squad had a hard time fighting the combined forces of the Bald Eagles, the Bats, and Hens until they were defeated. The Bald Eagles retreated leaving the Bats and Hens behind. The Bald Eagles later operated by a fake Black Dragon and defeated them. Mighty Ray toying around with Woo the Wise's invention caused High Roller, the Zebra Brothers, Bearstomp, and the Bald Eagles to merge into a large creature he called the "Twelve-Eyed Striped Dumbat." Upon being broken apart by a combined attack by Lin Chung and the Air Force, the Bald Eagles retreated with High Roller, the Zebra Brothers, and Bearstomp. In season two the Bald Eagles were sent to eat the sap from a mystical tree that turns them into Pterodactyls, they then gain the abilities to turn others into prehistoric forms of themselves. But at the end of the episode they are turned back to Bald Eagles and reject Ape Trully's offer for peace. In "The Yeti & Pheonix" Bald Eagle king was transformed into a Phoenix to reek havoc on hidden kingdom he is eventually lured to the Yeti (A transformed version of the Poler Bear king) and they engage in combat. Lin Chung then used his harmonic power to transfer the Bald Eagle king into his real form. Afterwards he finally relizes that Big Green isn't his enemy and joins them.
Chameleons - The Chameleon Queen and her subjects are allies of High Roller and is known to eat candy more than insects. She ate enough mosquitoes to become giant size. High Roller ended up taking Chameleon Queen on a mission to steal a box containing diamonds that summon demons that can turn any human into animals. High Roller modified Chameleon Queen and her subjects with armor made from the bells from an old bell tower the Zebra Brothers accidentally destroyed and tank treads to match the armor and tank treads of the Turtles. Chameleons are known to use camouflage for their stealth attacks. In "Chameleon Castle," Commander ApeTrully ended up trying to make peace with the Chameleons only for him and the Tank Army to be ambushed by High Roller, the Zebra Brothers, the Bears, and the Chameleons. With the Calabash Tanks damaged, First Squad and the Tank Commander had to get Gardener Ching to grow more Calabash Tanks. After Lin Chung freed Commander ApeTrully and the Tank Army following the removal of the fog, Chameleon Queen and her subjects, High Roller, the Zebra Brothers, and the Bears were repelled with the Tank Army's Skywheel attack. In "Turtle Cannon Competition III," the Zebra Brothers blamed Chameleon Queen for eating High Roller's candy causing High Roller to kick her out. Chameleon Queen teamed up with Second Squad to do the Turtle Tank Race where First Squad and Second Squad had to race within Chameleon Queen. After High Roller learned that the Zebra Brothers framed her and stole the candies for themselves, she was enticed back to High Roller's side when he offered her candy opposed to Commander ApeTrully's offering of gold present.
Purple whales- appeared in Pitched battle of the Navies part 1 and 2. While big green had to defeat a giant monster, the whales (with the zebra brothers & high roller) appeared to battle first squad. The whales lose, & fall to the sea floor with Sammo on top of them. Soon afterward, they play sea volleyball & 1st squad wins. Sammo scares the other 3 whales with his giant water spout. they the go underwater, not seen until the end of the episode.
When he was done we were shocked and horrified!
Me: What a monster!
Nico: He caused all this destruction to this world!?
Me: He is definitely not going to get away with this when we come here on March 14th!
Rainbow Dash: He is DEFINITELY getting the Black Gates for his crimes!
Lin Chung: In the beginning, High Roller WAS the one who turned animals here against the humans in the first place. But we keep foiling his plans each time. However, our most recent battle against the Twin Masters, who are High Roller's more menacing bosses, caused plenty of destruction, as you probably saw. We're still cleaning that up.
Me: So Twin Masters is the greater threat. Then High Roller will go to prison. What can you tell us about him?
Lin Chung: Them you mean.
He told us about Twin Masters.
Twin Masters is the main antagonist of the second season of the British/Taiwanese/Chinese animated cartoon series Hero: 108.
They were voiced by Scott McNeil, who also voiced The Evil Masked Figure in Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, The Overlord, Clouse and Nadakhan in Lego Ninjago, Blokk in Shadow Raiders, and Tall Boy in Riverdale. As Yang Tu he was voiced by Brad Swaile, who also voiced Light Yagami in English dubbed version of Death Note.
As revealed in the episode "Time to Go Home", one thousand years ago, Twin Masters was formerly a human prince named Yang Tu, who desired to conquer all of Hidden Kingdom. When Lin Chung was sent back in time, he encountered the young prince and fought him. In their fight, Lin Chung propels Yang Tu off of a cliff and into a volcano with a combination of his harmonic energy and chaotic energy from The sword of Zao. Unfortunately, the energy mixes with Yang Tu, transforming him into Twin Masters. After spending a millennia in the volcano, Twin Masters emerges, mastering chaotic energy, and changing their plan to destroying Hidden Kingdom and ruling as a cruel despot.
In their first appearance, they task their minion, High Roller with capturing Commander ApeTrully, and has High Roller take the Chameleon army with him. When they were defeated, Twin Masters fires a negative energy ball into a volcano, boasting that once it erupted, any survivors of the apocalyptic event would blame Big Green for it. Having learned the power of harmonic energy, Lin Chung seals the volcano. The episode then ends with Twin Masters stating their plans of destruction and vengeance on First Squad.
In "Big Baby Turtles", after the Zebra Brothers steal an amulet from the Owl Kingdom, Twin Masters infuses their chaotic powers into it, converting Big Green's turtles into giant abominations and sends them to attack First Squad. Upon being thwarted, the turtles return to their original size.
Twin Masters strikes a deal with Second Squad in "Second to None", and possesses them with their chaotic energy, tasking them with exterminating First Squad. After Lin Chung succeeds at breaking the spell over Second Squad, Alpha Girl pushes Lin Chung out of the way of a chaotic blast from Twin Masters. Thankfully, she survives.
The Flying Fish army steal Mighty Ray's eyes, giving them to Twin Masters. They then use the eyes to generate a chaotic storm which would engulf all of the Hidden Kingdom. Mighty Ray is forced to overcharge himself by eating several bananas at once, causing Twin Masters to writhe in pain. Even though Mighty Ray receives his eyes, Twin Masters proclaims that it was too late for them, because the chaotic storm they created would still destroy everything. This forces Lin Chung to enter the storm and destabilize it from within much to Twin Masters' chagrin.
Another plan of Twin Masters involves tricking the Bald Eagle King and his troops into drinking enchanted tree sap which transforms them into pterodactyls and also creates a purple substance that Twin Masters intends on using to reconvert all life in Hidden Kingdom to its prehistoric state. The spell is reversed through a use of creating a gas and transmitting it through the trees.
In "Demon Heartland", Twin Masters deceives First Squad into going to an island to destroy what was believed to be their heart. Revealing that it was actually a chaotic bomb, Twin Masters seals them in the cave along with the Hermit Crab King and Sea Elephant King, explaining that their services were no longer needed. Through quick thinking, the group escapes, and the two kings join Big Green.
ApeTrully is kidnapped again in "Animals Inside", and Twin Masters possesses him with their chaotic energy and forces them to fight against First Squad. Regaining himself thanks to Lin Chung, ApeTrully blasts Twin Masters with the chaos energy they bestowed him.
Twin Masters returns again, this time forcing a fleet of Oyster-Rahmas into nibbling away at the Trench of Lost Souls which would drain the ocean, and suck Hidden Kingdom down with it. First Squad arrives in the nick of time, and Twin Masters tries to push Lin Chung into the direction of the Trench of Lost Souls, giddily telling him to enjoy having his soul ripped from his body. The Oyster-Rahmas are freed, and Twin Masters' plan fails yet again.
When an asteroid passes by the Earth in "Collision Course", Twin Masters uses this opportunity to alter the direction of the asteroid's course, sending it to crash into Hidden Kingdom. First Squad is sent into space where they discover an alien lifeform living in the asteroid apparently becoming lost from his kind. The asteroid is destroyed, and the alien becomes an honorary member of First Squad until his people return for him.
Collecting water from the life-giving lake Thai-Gi, Twin Masters encases themselves in an energy cocoon, and sends High Roller and his troops to prevent First Squad from interfering. After gathering enough energy, Twin Masters emerges from the cocoon, becoming a horrid behemoth and they begin to drain all life of its energy. When High Roller and the other minions realize that they would also die, the Zebra Brothers and Bearstomp temporarily join Big Green to assist them in defeating Twin Masters. Learning a legend about a giant, mechanized robot entitled the Bronze Giant, Lin Chung gathers all 107 members of Big Green, forming the robot. Engaging Twin Masters in a battle, Lin Chung is told by his old mentor that all members of the robot must contribute their harmonic energy. Shocked, Twin Masters angrily yells about their invincibility, refusing to believe that they could be defeated. Twin Masters screams in horror before imploding, dying for good.
When he was done we were shocked even more!
Me: So Twin Masters is to blame for all this!
Sunset Shimmer: He is a true monster!
Nico: Man, I can see why that battle caused so much destruction. They're fucking huge!
Me: But so are we. We are the most powerful force in the entire universe and our power is omnipotent.
Lin Chung: That is true. You all have done so much and achieved power far greater than 500 Twin Masters combined.
Eddy: You got that right.
Me: Yeah.
Nazz saw Lin Chung's drawings.
Nazz: Lin Chung, you've got really nice drawings.
Lin Chung: Thank you Nazz. It's a talent that I have.
Me: Lincoln's sister Laney is a great artist herself and she makes awesome paintings.
Twilight Sparkle: It's true.
Sunset Shimmer: They are just as awesome as my paintings.
Me: Yep. But your paintings are amazingly well done.
Lin Chung: I'm glad you like them.
Nico: Also, Commander Apetrully, you don't have to hide anything from us. We know you're really a monkey.
Commander Apetrully: (nervously) Um... the stress about Hiroshi and Masato Kusaka must be getting to your brains. I'm not a monkey!
Me: Okay first of all we don't know how you managed to know about that. We know news travels fast all over the universe but we don't know how it got here so fast. Second, Masato and Hiroshi are irrelevant to this mission.
Kevin: Dude, c'mon. We did research on you guys. There's no point in hiding.
Commander Apetrully: (angrily) YES, OKAY?! YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M REALLY A FUCKING MONKEY!
He revealed himself as a red monkey!
Lin Chung: He really is a monkey!
Mystique Sonia: Why didn't you tell us?
Commander Apetrully: I was afraid of how you would react to me being a monkey the whole time.
Me: Apetrully, nobody cares if you are a monkey or not. You are just as important to the entirety of Big Green as everyone is here.
Parrot King: It's true. I knew about Apetrully's secret the entire time.
Mighty Ray: So?
Commander Apetrully: "So"?! This is the part where you get angry at me!
Mystique Sonia: What are you talking about? We would never get mad at you for this.
Mr. No Hands: Commander Apetrully, Jumpy Ghostface is a rabbit. The mascots of Team Loud Phoenix Storm are more or less animals. And we have no problems befriending several of the animals here in our quest to keep peace beteween them and humans. What really matters are your actions, not your appearance.
Me: That's right. We have done so much all over the universe and have made numerous allies and friends all over the universe and united countless planets and people to help others as well as save the universe from destruction. No one cares that you are a monkey.
Laval: That's right. I'm a lion and no one is complaining about that.
Twilight Sparkle: And in my world we are all ponies.
Eli: It's true.
Mr. No Hands: Anyway, now that the introductions are out of the way, we got trouble. High Roller has managed to turn the Lion King and his lions against the humans again.
We gasped!
Mystique Sonia: (to Nico) Every now and then, High Roller manages to turn certain species of animals against us the second time.
Me: Not on our watch!
Kevin: (chuckles) Lion King. I think there's an inside joke to be made here.
Me: (Chuckles) Okay yeah I do see it too. Oh guys. Before we head out I need to warn you about something. Eddy has a dark side that is currently causing problems.
Nico: Dark Eddy is his name and he is going to come and try and kill you all. Including us. We banished him to the book of vile darkness dimension. I put a curse on him that will banish Dark Eddy to the Black Gates after 24 of our first Ambassador Missions.
Me: This will be number 10 today.
Irena: Just want to give you the heads up.
Mystique Sonia: Thanks Irena. Thanks guys.
Mr. No Hands: First Squad, deploy!
Lin Chung: Sorry, guys. We don't have enough turtles for you to ride on.
Me: No need for that. We'll just fly.
Nico: Lets roll!
We were off to the Lion Kingdom!
Mighty Ray: Wait. What if Dark Eddy does something to look similar. to the Eddy that's with us right now?
Lin Chung: I have an idea. (paints a peace sign on Eddy's forehead)
Me: Hey that works.
I gave him a mirror.
Eddy: Hey I look cool with a peace sign on my forehead.
Me: You sure do. But painting a peace sign on him was not needed. Dark Eddy has one trait that tells him apart from everyone else.
Mystique Sonia: And what's that?
Me: He has piercing red eyes.
Nico: It's true.
Commander Apetrully: Now, wait here while I talk to the Lion King.
Irena: Won't you need gold?
Commander Apetrully: That stopped working a long time ago. (goes inside)
Lin Chung: Irena, I can't help but sense something inhuman about you.
Irena: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you. I was gene-slammed with what's called a Lepidopterranian from the planet Lepidopteras.
Mystique Sonia: What are Lepidopterranians?
Irena: They are a race of butterfly people from the planet Lepidopteras and they are a very peaceful race of creatures that are known as the great fairy dust exporters of the galaxy
Centaurus A. They are also very formidable warriors if they need be.
Lin Chung: That is amazing.
Me: You'll see what they look like soon.
Eli: Yeah but she has the power to sprout her butterfly wings at will.
Nico: Yep.
Commander Apetrully: The Lion King has said that in order for the lions to rejoin Big Green, we will need to defeat them in basketball!
Me: Basketball huh? That shouldn't be too hard.
Rainbow Dash: Now you're talking! Basketball is one of the sports I like.
Eli: I love a good game.
Me: All right then.
I spun around and I was in my basketball uniform.
Me: TADAH!
Nico: Wow!
Lynn: Count me in as well!
We saw Lynn!
Me: Lynn we didn't expect you to be here.
Lynn: Whenever sports is mentioned, I know all.
Me: Guys meet one of the Loud girls, Lynn Loud Jr. She is the sports start of Lincoln's family.
Lin Chung: Awesome to meet you Lynn.
Mystique Sonia: Same here.
Lynn: Awesome to meet you guys. Sorry to drop in like this.
Nico: No worries Lynn.
We went in.
Rolf: The lions will cower at Rolf's angry skills!
Mystique Sonia: That's mad skills, Rolf.
Me: Rolf has a very interesting way of communicating. His customs are awesome though.
Kevin: But everything's going well so far. Maybe we won't fight Dark Eddy today after all.
Mighty Ray: I guess you're right. You know, unless he did something like hide in the Lion Kingdom waiting for us.
Nico: Say what?
Mighty Ray: I mean, you have to admit it's weird. We travelled all the way here and didn't run into Dark Eddy. Not even once.
Nazz: What are you saying, dude?
Mighty Ray: I'm just saying that it's possible that Dark Eddy predicted where we would go and might be hiding here in the Lion Kingdom.
Eli: He's right. I sense it. He's watching and waiting.
Nico: Hmm. I have an idea.
Nico used Shadow Clones by thought and told them to find Dark Eddy telepathically and beat him up and send him right to us.
Lion King: Ahh the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's an honor.
Me: You too your majesty. It's an honor to be in a game of basketball with you.
Lion King: Same to you J.D.
Nico: We are honored.
Lion King: Look at it this way. If you all really are unbeatable, you'll have no problem beating me and my lions in this basketball game.
Me: Three words: BRING IT ON!
Lion King: Love that spirit.
A lion acting as a referee blew the whistle, signaling the start of the game.
I dribbled the ball and passed it to Rainbow Dash and she jumped and made a great shot!
We were bouncing the ball all over and more and really going at it!
Laval: (gets out Byakko of the 4 Saint Beasts' Rider Ticket) You didn't say that Legend Items are against the rules!
He activated it and used Byakko's speed and made a great dunk!
Nico: Oh yeah!
Me: Nor did they say using magic.
I got the ball and saw 2 lions coming and I used the change spell to turn the floor where they were standing into glue.
I jumped and dribbled passed them and ran and jumped and did a Michael Jordan Slam Dunk!
Lion Soldier: HEY THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Me: Tell it to yo mama mane boy!
Lion Soldier: Mama?
Lion's mom: Don't want to hear it!
Jonny used Plank to hit the ball towards the net.
SMACK!
He scored!
Nico: YEAH!
Jonny: Nice job Plank!
POW!
Dark Eddy was punched out into the open and He was brutally mangled up thanks to Nico's clones.
Me: Right on cue!
Eli: Looks like Nico's clones beat Dark Eddy. Also Now we play San Antonio Style!
Lynn: Now you're talking!
Lynn grabbed Dark Eddy and turned him into a ball and threw him into the wall and smashed him into it and it bounced him off it and Nico kicked him into the hoop!
Irena: (gets out Rampage's Rider Ticket) Time to step it up!
She activated it and punched Dark Eddy and kicked him in his face!
Irena: Kevin, he's all yours!
Nico: And I'll add this to the mix! (ACTIVATES THE VENGEANCE EXPRESS KEVIN, ROLF, NAZZ AND JONNY'S RIDEWATCH)
Nico had their power given to them and the 6 kids VICIOUSLY AND BRUTALLY BEAT UP DARK EDDY ALL OVER!
PIGS SQUEALING, SEALS BARKING, CHICKENS CROWING, CATS YOWLING, COWS MOOING, TURKEYS GOBBLING, BLOWS LANDING AND MORE!
Dark Eddy brutally smashed all over the place in a brutal and ferocious beatdown and was pulverized all over the place and then he was thrown at Nico and he punched hiim down and then he got up.
Dark Eddy: (points blaster at Mighty Ray) I'm taking you out first, kid!
Mighty Ray: Not a chance!
Mighty Ray ate some bananas and gagged.
Mighty Ray: I AM MIGHTY RAY! FEAR MY EYEBALLS!
Mighty Ray shot electricity from his eyeballs at Dark Eddy.
The lightning blasts hit Dark Eddy and electrocuted him all over.
ZAPPITY ZAP ZAP!
Kevin bounced the ball off Dark Eddy's head and then, it went through the net.
Kevin: Choice!
Me: Top that Dark Dork!
Dark Eddy: WHY YOU LITTLE! I'M GONNA BASH YOUR NOSE OFF!
Me: Bite my big fat fucking ass!
Lynn jumped off Dark Eddy's head and scored a slam dunk.
Lynn: SCORE!
Rainbow Dash grabbed Dark Eddy.
Rainbow Dash: Hey Nico!
Nico: Way ahead of you Rainbow Dash.
They grabbed Dark Eddy by his hands and legs and pulled him like he was being pulled by the rack.
BONES CRUNCHING!
Twilight dribbled the ball and bounced off Dark Eddy like a slingshot and went and scored a shot!
Nico: Nice one!
Lin Chung: I think it's time we got rid of this evil clone.
Nico: The curse will kill him in 14 times.
We then punched him really hard and sent him crashing into the hoop and he went through it.
Announcer: AND THE WINNER IS TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM AND BIG GREEN!
We sent Dark Eddy back into the Book of Vile Darkness Dimension.
Nico: TAKE THAT!
Lion King: Well done. We Lions will gladly rejoin Big Green. If there are no hard feelings, that is.
Lin Chung: None at all.
Me: But that was a good game.
Lion King: It sure was and I commend you all for a great show.
Lynn: Weren't nothing. It was fun.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure was.
Nico: And the cool part is we played San Antonio Style on him.
Applejack: YEEHAW! Yeah we did!
Eli: YEAH!
Mystique Sonia: Next time, we'll show you guys our air force!
Me: Looking forward to it.
Irena: That was so fun though.
Nico: It sure was.
Me: WHEW! Worked up an awesome sweat though.
Nico: I'll say.
Eli: Yeah!
Lynn: That's the smell of victory.
Lin Chung: It sure is.
Mighty Ray: Is that a Furret?
Me: Hey it sure is.
Nico: Aww.
Furret: (In a girls voice) Aw man I missed the battle!
Nico: (Gasp) Linn Evans!
Me: You know you her Nico?
Nico: I sure do. She's a park ranger that I met and helped out over in Yellowstone. She and I became close after I saved her from a boiling mud pit.
Me: Nice.
Lin Chung: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Me: You're catching on really fast Lin.
Lin Chung: Yeah I heard so much about your adventures.
Me: Nice.
Furret: My favorite memory is when me and Nico saw the Grand Prismatic Spring and it was awesome.
Me: That's the most beautiful spot in Yellowstone.
Lynn: Boy it sure is.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Lets get you back to normal.
Nico got out a green leotard and I formed a dome of darkness over her after Nico gave her the jumpsuit and I snapped my fingers and she reverted back.
She knocked on the dome and Linn was a girl with green hair and had green eyes.
Nico and Linn hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Linn Evans: Me too Nico. Me too.
We later came back.
May: Hey guys! How did it go?
Me: Really awesome.
Lynn: Yeah we had a lot of fun.
We told everyone everything that happened and it was cool.
Lincoln: Wow! I had a figured Lynn would have fun in Basketball.
Me: Yep. Sports is her thing.
Nico: It sure is.
May: Next time, Rampage, Sir Ivan, and Cheese should go with you.
Irena: Good idea!
Qin: That will be awesome.
Xenia: It sure will.
Serena: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE REI!?
Rei: SOMEONE WHO IS KEEPING YOU IN YOUR PLACE MEATBALL BRAIN!
They raspberried at each other!
Double D: (to Serena and Rei) And here I thought we could go an entire year without your arguing.
Serena: YOU THINK YOU ARE SUCH HOT STUFF REI!
Rei: ALWAYS HAVE BEEN!
Serena: OH YEAH!?
Rei: YEAH!
Eddy: What are you two arguing about this time?
Me: Something stupid I'm sure.
Serena: Rei here thinks she is so much better than me because she can boss me around like a thumbsucking child!
Rei: Because you're just a whiny crybaby!
Serena: THAT DOES IT!
She jumped Rei and they broke out into a nasty fight cloud!
Qin: HOLY TOLEDO!
Me: Oh boy.
Shanan: I have known Serena and Rei for as long as I can remember. Those two hate each other with EVERY fiber of their being.
Ami: Their fighting has caused lots of problems in the past before.
Mina: Yeah it's not a good thing.
Amara: Serena is just a pathetic whiner.
CRUNCH!
Varie stomped on her foot.
Amara: OUCH!
Varie: Amara thats enough!
Eli: I got this.
Eli went and grabbed them.
Eli: Pardon me you two but I must discipline the nannygoats!
BLANG!
He bashed their heads together!
Serena and Rei: OUCH!
Nico: I'm gonna wait until they get tired.
Me: Eli beat you to the punch on that.
Nico: Oh.
Me: I swear you two act like a couple of fucking two year olds!
Nico: Yeah. You guys are sailor soldiers and you need to work together.
Shanan: Yeah this fighting is pointless!
Qin: Rei I know you are from Mars and have a nasty fiery personality but superiority is not your strongsuit!
Nico: That's right! Like it or not you girls are a team and need to work like one.
Rei: Look, guys. Despite how it might seem, Serena and I DO care for each other. Arguing with each other is just how things are with us. Nothing can change that. Not even Eli's bonking heads method.
Eli: (offended) Oh. I see how it is.
Me: Eli don't take it personally.
Qin: Yeah they act like sisters do.
Eli: I get it.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Now it's time for the mandatory questions.
Maria: Is that a Noctowl?
We saw a Noctowl.
Me: Hey it sure is.
Noctowl: (In a girls voice) (Deadpan Voice) Looks like you guys found me.
Nico: Dana Owllton. It's awesome seeing you here.
Noctowl: Same here Nico.
Qin: Dana has been a very stoic girl and she shows NO Emotion at all.
Lana: Like Spock from Star Trek.
Nico: Yep.
May: What's your favorite memory?
Noctowl: My favorite is where me and Nico found a buried treasure in a cave in the mountains of Ukraine.
Me: That is cool. Lets get you back to normal.
I put on my glasses and Nico gave her a grey leotard and we covered our eyes and I snapped my fingers and she reverted back. She was back to normal and she was a girl with dark grey hair and had grey eyes and she put it on.
Nico hugged her.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Dana Owllton: Same here Nico. Same here.
Maria: Nico, before we leave on our girls' mission, which teams have you made?
Nico: Cyborg's team will include Ice, Katie Kirrington, Dexter, Poppy, and Elena Validus. Sasuke the Android's team will include Lucia, Ophelia Nasturtium, Pele, Kadma, and Lay Mamery.
Eddy: I can already tell what Cyborg's team have in common. Excluding Ice, of course.
Nico: Yeah.
Qin: They are awesome choices there too.
Me: Yeah they sure are.
May: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Ledian and Ariados next.
Qin: Ooh that's interesting.
Me: Yep.
Ashi: I think meeting a Ledian would be cool.
Lola: Me too.
Then Captain Cat of the ANBU came.
Captain Cat: Team Loud Phoenix Storm we have an urgent situation in the Leaf. But Lady Hokage only needs the girls for this one.
Qin: Okay.
Nicole: We're on our way.
Nico: Have fun on your girls' mission.
Me: Good luck girls.
Nicole: Thanks dad. Lets roll!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Joaquín Lozano of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, and he's coming to kill Maria Garcia and the other Fabled Gene-Slammers yet again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Joaquín Lozano of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's absolutely pissed off about what happened yesterday.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Antonio Maldonado must've found out about it, and now, he's really enraged now, and he's already pissed off of what you did to Cervantes de Leon on your rescue.
Liliana Lurrie: (Spanish Accent) Let him get enraged, we'd already had it up to hear with those Dark Santeria-practicing fanatics for the last time. So, we're finally going to get rid of Joaquín Lozano for good, excellent.
Me: With what you girls and Lincoln are doing by slaying every last member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, this is really pissing off Antonio Maldonado.
Nico: What these guys have done in causing this kind of horror and terror in Mexico years ago with their sacrificial rituals. They're even worse than The Church of Necrom, The Order of The Black Cross, or even The Chernabog Sisters.
Lincoln: Not exactly, Nico, unlike The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, those three groups we'd dealt with in the past were a danger to the entire world with their dark powers, and the crimes they'd committed against humanity were extremely dark, and they've made deals with the demonic forces of Hell by selling their souls in exchange for those dark powers.
Me: Yeah, The Chernabog Sisters' parents made the deal with The Devil before they were even born to give their unborn daughters the powers of Hell and The Order of The Black Cross toyed with dark Satanic forces.
Nicholette Torrington: And Damian Alaister and his fucked-up friends had sacrificed their own families in a dark Satanic Ritual in their devotion to Necrom, and after they gained their dark powers, they all went on a bloody rampage killing millions of people in their rampage.
Lincoln: Yep, so even compared to those three dark Satanic groups, The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte is not on a high-level threat like those three, but they're still just as dangerous as they kidnapped many innocent people and ritualistically murdered them in their dark rituals, and we can't forget that they tried to desecrate the bodies of the dead in Mexico's cemeteries for their dark sacrilegious rituals.
Nico: They're playing with forces they can never comprehend: messing with the bodies of the dead is bound to anger the spirits of the dead who're buried there.
Liliana Lurrie: (Spanish Accent) That monster will pay for every last one of his crimes, and once we get done with him, Joaquín Lozano, you better say your prayers, because you deserve no salvation from God for your sins, for there is one thing that awaits you: Eternal Damnation.
Nicole: After us girls deal with what's going on in the Leaf.
They were off.
Nico: So, what do you guys want to do for the rest of the day? (Roger Smith, Poromon, and Poliwag raised their hands) It can't involve cocaine and beer!
Roger Smith, Poromon, and Poliwag: Aww!
Me: Hmm. We can go to Lynn's Table for some humiliations?
Nico: Good idea!
We went to Lynn's Table.
The girls got to the entrance of the Leaf Village and they got to a rather unpleasant and grotesque sight! They saw blood sprayed all over the ground and numerous men that Nicole and the Anti-Pervert patrol busted have been sent flying by powerful nosebleeds.
Nicole: What the!?
They saw the sight and it was crazy!
Lola: Oh man!
Cat: Lady Hokage will fill you in.
They went to the office.
May: Is it ok if me and Maria start recording an introduction?
Nicole: Sure May.
She got a video camera out.
Maria: Hi. I'm Maria Dunbar. And this is May Chan. We're recording an all girls adventure! Here are some of the female Power Rangers and Super Sentai.
Ashley Hammond: Hi. I'm Ashley Hammond. And this is Cassie Chan. We're part of the In Space Rangers.
Jen Scotts: I'm Jen Scotts. And this is Katie Walkers. We're part of the Time Force Rangers.
Z Delgado: I'm Z Delgado. This is Sydney Drew. And we're part of the SPD Rangers.
Mia Watanabe: I'm Mia Watanabe. This is Emily. And we're part of the Samurai Rangers.
Emma Goodall: I'm Emma Goodall. This is Gia Moran. And we're part of the Megaforce Rangers
Shelby: I'm Shelby Watkins. This is Kendall Morgan. We're part of the Dino Charge Rangers
Mio Natsume: I'm Mio Natsume. This is Kagura Izumi. We're part of the ToQgers.
Sela: I am Sela. This is Amu. We're part of the Zyuoghers.
Hammie: I'm Hammie. This is Raptor 283. We're part of the Kyurangers
Umika Hayami: I'm Umika Hayami, Lupin Yellow.
Tsukasa Myoujin: I'm Tsukasa Myoujin, Patren 3gou.
Sena Hayami: I'm Sena Hayami. This is Sayo Oharu. We're part of the Kyurangers.
Magine: I'm Magine. Zenkai Magine.
Flint Goldtsuiker: And I'm Flint Goldtsuiker aka Iron Pirate!
Maria: And as you can see this is girl power mission day for the girls of the team.
Nicole: As you can see, this is gonna be fun.
They got to the office and went up to the door and Nicole knocked on it.
Lady Tsunade: Come in.
They went in.
Nicole: You wanted to see us Lady Tsunade?
Lady Tsunade: Ahh good timing girls. Glad you all could make it. As you know there is a huge flood of blood from men that got fired from perverts all over that you busted lately.
Nicole: Yes we can see that.
Ino: Someone has been doing a really thorough job of weeding out lots and lots of perverts for us.
Nicole: Whoever did this really saved us a lot of trouble to find them and thrash them.
Lady Tsunade: But it's not just anyone that did it. It's actually a kunoichi that is doing this.
Nicole: One kunoichi is doing this?
Hinata: How is that possible?
Shizune: Well it's not just any kind of kunoichi, it's a very unusual one.
Lady Tsunade: According to our intel, this kunoichi actually comes from a distant island village in the Land of Lightning that has a really powerful and very interesting way of weeding out perverts.
Nicole: Sounds like someone that would make a good member of the Anti-Pervert patrol.
Lady Tsunade: Well actually it's a strange one. It's a kunoichi from a village called the Village Hidden by Nudists.
All of the girls: WHAAAAATTT!?
Nicole: What kind of weird village is that!?
Shizune: Weird is a total understatement Nicole.
Lady Tsunade: They call it the Hidden Nudist Village because it's as you might have guessed, it's where the kunoichi are in only their birthday suits.
Xenia: So all the kunoichi attack and surprise men while running around naked.
Lady Tsunade: That's correct.
May: Boy that sounds like a kind of village that Master Jiraiya would love.
Lady Tsunade: Knowing him yes he would.
Nicole: Let me guess, one of the Nudist Kunoichi is here in the Leaf and is using her erotic nature to weed out perverts and also cause trouble and you want us to capture her.
Lady Tsunade: Correct. Your mission is to capture this kunoichi.
Nicole: Affirmative. Thank goodness dad and the boys aren't with us. Or they would be getting their asses handed to them by all of us girls.
Lady Tsunade and Shizune laughed.
Lady Tsunade: That's true. Good luck girls.
Nicole: We're on our way.
Lady Tsunade: And Nicole, Vypra told me to give you these.
She pulled out a bunch of swords for the girls And they were called the Punishers of Perverts, they're a collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and an anti-Pervert symbol etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large phoenix heads for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handles, four large dragon heads and large colored gems on the bottom of the dragon heads for the pommels. Once in hand, you'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nicole: Thanks Lady Tsunade.
Lady Tsunade: You're welcome. Good luck girls.
Nicole: Won't need it but thanks. Lets go girls. Time for girl power.
They went out.
Maria: (to May) This is good for us to spend quality time together.
May: It sure is a good way to spend quality time.
Nicole: Now if I were a kunoichi in my birthday suit where would I be?
Sakura Haruno: Walking around naked in broad daylight sure is her style.
Laney: It sure is.
Aylene C.: But nonetheless she picked the wrong village to face.
Nicole: Yep. But I sense her energy signal. It's not that strong but it's strong enough. I would say she is at Upper Chunin Level strength.
Rachel Lilly: Yeah no kidding there.
Lillymon: Where to even look?
Horsea: If she's invisible, I can spray my ink.
Maria: That will work.
Nicole: Hmm. Lets split up and cover more ground. If you see anything unusual send up a signal flare with your cutie mark. We can find you with that.
They nodded.
Nicole: Fan out girls!
They fanned out.
Hammie: I bet she can't turn invisible like I can!
Raptor 283: I bet she can.
They were really searching high and low.
Hinata and Ino were searching in the east side.
Ino: Hmm.
They were searching.
Umika: She's not like one of the Ganglers! It's not like she's disguised or anything!
Tsukasa: If she were then we would know.
Nicole looked from the air.
Nicole: Now if I were a kunoichi like that, I bet the best place to start with would be…
She looked around and then saw steam.
Nicole: The hot spring! Of course!
She flew towards the hot spring.
Nicole landed and looked around.
Then in the mens side she looked around more.
Suddenly…
She heard screaming!
Nicole saw something and sent a signal flare with her Cutie Mark.
Nicole: Target found!
They saw the flare and went to her!
They landed.
Kushina: I had a feeling it was the Men's hot spring.
They went in and busted the door down and saw a blond hair woman naked as a jaybird in the middle of a bunch of men with blood pouring out of their noses and she had an ample chest.
Nicole: Caught you red handed streaker girl!
Laney: Okay girl who are you!?
Artemis Camula: Nicole Knudson and Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's an honor. Sorry to drop in like this. My name is Artemis Camula and as you can see yes I am from the Hidden Nudist village and I have been doing you all a favor.
Nicole: You have done a huge favor in exposing tons of perverts for us to thrash. But your method is a crazy one. You need to put some clothes on missy.
Artemis Camula: Now why would I do that? It's my villages code.
Nicole: To attract men to mate?
Artemis Camula: That's right. We are an amazon village.
Shizuka: That's like me.
Artemis Camula: The famous Shizuka of Nadeshiko. Pleasure to meet a fellow Amazon.
Shizuka: It would be a pleasant sight if you had clothes on.
Nicole: Yeah no kidding. Thank goodness that Dad and the boys aren't with us.
May: You girls know what time it is!
Girl Rangers: It's Morphin Time!
Ashley and Cassie: Let's Rocket!
Jen and Katie: Time for Time Force
Z and Sydney: SPD Emergency
Emma and Gia: Go Go Megaforce!
Kendall and Shelby: READY! ENERGIZE HA! UNLEASH THE POWER!
Mio and Kagura: TOQ CHANGE!
Sela and Amu: WILD INSTINCT AWAKEN!
Hammie and Raptor: Star Change!
Umika: Kaitou Change!
Tsukasa: KEISOU CHANGE!
Sena and Sayo: KIRAMAI CHANGE!
Magine: Change Zenkai!
Flint: This might not be official yet. But... it's Pirate Time!
They transformed and were ready!
Girl Rangers: GIRL POWER ENDURE! FEMALE POWER IGNITE!
Nicole: FEMALES OF MIGHT GIRL RANGERS COME TO LIGHT!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
A massive explosion of flowers appeared and they formed into a heart and it had the Female Sign in it!
Artemis Camula: Wait it's too cramped in here. Lets take this to a more open area.
Nicole: Very sporting of you.
They went to Training ground 7.
Nicole: This is good enough.
Artemis Camula: Now we can get going.
Nicole: All right then. STAR DRAGON STYLE NINJA ART: DRAGON OF COSMIC MIGHT!
Nicole fired a massive blast of stars and it formed into a dragon and it hit the ground and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
She was blown back!
Emma and Gia: Super Mega Mode!
They went Super Mega Mode!
Megan McCallister: HENSHIN!
She went SABER!
She fired waves of energy and smashed her all over.
Lola: Top this one! FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: FIRESTORM PHOENIX RASENGAN!
She fired a wave of fire and it formed into a Rasengan with a phoenix around it and it hit Artemis and smashed her down in a powerful fiery explosion!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Ashley: Cassie, you and I will go first!
Cassie: With pleasure!
They fired laser blasts and smashed her all over.
Nicole: This is why you need to wear clothes, or else you get seriously hurt.
Emma and Gia: Legendary Ranger Mode: Lost Galaxy!
They turned into the Yellow and Pink Lost Galaxy Rangers.
They fired waves of lightning and earth and smashed her all over the place.
Nicole: Hey Artemis!
She saw a trail of paper bombs on the ground leading up to her.
Nicole: Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker!
She fired a blast of fire and they ignited and exploded!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSIONS!
She was blown back and landed into the river with a huge splash!
KRASPLASH!
Emma and Gia: Legendary Ranger Mode: Lightspeed Rescue!
They turned into the Pink and Yellow Lightspeed Rescue Rangers.
Emma: Happy Trails streaky mcstreakalot!
They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted her all over.
Varie: WATER STYLE: EXPLOSIVE BITE OF THE WATER DRAGON!
She fired a powerful blast of water that formed into a dragon and smashed her down with incredible force!
Nicole: YEAH!
Emma and Gia: Legendary Ranger Mode: Lightspeed Rescue!
They turned into the Pink and Yellow Lightspeed Rescue Rangers.
Emma: Happy Trails streaky mcstreakalot!
They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted her all over.
Varie: WATER STYLE: EXPLOSIVE BITE OF THE WATER DRAGON!
She fired a powerful blast of water that formed into a dragon and smashed her down with incredible force!
Nicole: YEAH!
Jen: Our turn, Katie!
Katie: You got it!
They fired Vortex Blasters and blasted her all over.
Nicole: Top this one!
She fired waves of blue fire and blasted her all over.
Emma and Gia: Legendary Ranger Mode: Dino Thunder!
They turned into the Yellow and Pink Dino Thunder Rangers!
Lola: YEAH!
Tayuya: Now watch this motherfuckers!
She got out the Noisy Cricket and pointed it at Artemis and fired and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
The blast hit Artemis and the recoil from the blast sent Tayuya flying back and she crashed into a tree!
CRASH!
It was about to crash down on her but Tayuya jumped out of the way.
Tayuya: WHOA! Holy fucking shit! That is one fucking A powerful recoil.
Brittney: Big things come in small packages.
Z: You're under arrest!
Sydney Drew: And there is a lot of jail time for you!
Z and Sydney fired laser blasts and blasted down Artemis.
Nicole: Take that!
Mia: Rangers together, Samurai Forever!
Emily and Mia fired waves of wind and earth and smashed her down.
Camie used her quirk and made an illusion of the aurora and Tsuyu and Sirius smashed her down with a powerful kick.
Laney and Lola fired waves of leaves and fire.
Emma: Earth's Defenders, Never Surrender!
Emma and Gia blasted Artemis all over the place.
Varie and May fired waves of water and froze her in ice.
Ice: (Scandinavian Accent) You need to wear clothes to protect you from the cold!
Shelby: It's about to get wild!
She and Kendall blasted and bashed Artemis all over.
Lana bashed her face in all over like a punching bag.
Lana: Take that!
Nicole fired waves of energy and smashed her all over.
Mio: Full speed ahead!
She and Kagura ran and kicked Artemis down.
Lola: YEAH!
Xenia fired an arrow and she smashed her down.
Camie: Had enough?
Magine: (gets out Ninninger) Instead of hiding, we'll rampage!
She activated the Ninninger gear and fired magic blasts and smashed her all over.
Sela: Don't underestimate this planet!
Amu: Or else you won't live to regret it!
Nicole: That's for sure!
They fired waves of lightning and energy and smashed her all over.
Ellie Singh used her super speed and bashed and smashed her all over.
Hammie: Time to test your luck!
Raptor 283: And your luck has run out!
They fired waves of energy and smashed her all over.
Xenia: And it's going from bad to worse!
Rita Fox: LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING ARTEMIS CAMULA! YOU DON'T EVER RUN AROUND NAKED ON OUR WATCH!
She punched and pulverized her all over.
Tsukasa: By Order of the GSPO, We're taking you down by force!
Umika: Here's your warning: We're taking your treasure!
Nicole: And we're going to kick your ass!
They fired waves of energy and smashed her all over the place.
Magine: (gets out Ryusoulger Gear) We'll show you a Knight's Civalry!
She fired Dino Fury Energy waves of Dino Fury and blasted her down.
Nicole: Taste Stink Power. Plug your noses girls!
She activated the stink boost power and then fired a yellow ball of energy and then..
LOUD FART!
Artemis gagged and coughed.
Artemis: OH THAT IS DISGUSTING!
Sela: That's the least of your worries!
Lola: Because this will hurt!
Amu: Big time!
She fired blasts of energy and blasted down Artemis.
Amu and Sela fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.
Sena: Let's solve this with a 24 Carat Solution!
Sayo: Lets get her!
Sena: YEAH!
Rarity: Count me in too darlings!
They fired waves of jewels and blasted her all over!
Magine: Full power non stop!
Flint: This is gonna be good!
They fired waves of energy and elements and smashed her down.
Nicole: YEAH!
Magine: (gets out Donbrothers gear) And now, the finishing touches!
She fired waves of energy and blasted Artemis all over.
Nicole: YEAH! Now for the finishing touches of our own.
Varie and Nicole: WIND STAR MEGABLAST!
Lori and In Space Girls: WIND SPACE STORM!
Leni and Time Force Girls: GRAVITY TIME BLAST!
Luna Loud and SPD Girls: ROCKING WATER BLAST!
Sam S.L. and Pele: VOLCANIC FORCE BLAST!
Luan and Samurai Girls: LIGHT SAMURAI BLAST!
May, Maria, and Megaforce Girls: MEGAFORCE PHOENIX BLAST!
Lynn and Dino Charge Girls: VOLCANIC DINO CHARGE BLAST!
Linka Loud and Lyra Loud: LIGHTNING MAGIC BLAST!
Lucy Loud and ToQgers Girls: DARKNESS TRAIN FORCE!
Laney Loud and Zyuohgers Girls: PLANTS OF ANIMALS BLAST!
Lana Loud and Kyuranger Girls: STARS OF ICE!
Lola Loud and LupinRangers VS PatRangers girls: PATROLLING FIRE BLAST!
Lisa Loud and Kiramagers: CRYSTAL LATICE BLAST!
Lily Loud and Zenkaigers: LEGACY FURY FORCE BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and element blasts.
Chronoa: NINJA WEAPON TIME STYLE: SHINAI!
Jessica Shannon: NINJA WEAPON STING STYLE: FUKIYA!
Peni Parker: NINJA WEAPON WEB STYLE: KUNAI!
Entrapta: NINJA WEAPON LIGHTNING STYLE: KUSARI FUNDO!
Perfuma: NINJA WEAPON NATURE STYLE: BO!
Frosta: NINJA WEAPON ICE STYLE: SHURIKEN!
Mai Shiranui: NINJA WEAPON FIRE STYLE: TESSEN!
Ranamon: NINJA WEAPON WATER STYLE: NAGINATA!
Toph: NINJA WEAPON EARTH STYLE: KUSARIGAMA!
Chie Satonaka: NINJA WEAPON WIND STYLE: WAKAZASHI!
R. Mika: NINJA WEAPON LIGHT STYLE: YUMI!
Juri Han: NINJA WEAPON DARK STYLE: YARI!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said weapons.
Lincoln's Harem: NINJA WEAPON FINAL SMASH: SHINOBI STRIKE!
They donned ninja outfits and wielded ninja weapons to lay a smackdown and the blasts all hit Artemis and smashed her all over and knocked her down.
May: Good job, girls!
Nicole: Now THAT IS TRUE Girl Power!
Maria: YEAH IT IS!
They later came back.
Nico: How did it go?
Nicole: Girls rule. We had an awesome adventure.
May: We sure did. You wouldn't believe what happened in the Leaf.
They told us everything that happened and to our shock and disgust we were so proud of them.
Me: WHOA! I never encountered a village like that when I was there in 150,000 years.
Nico: Boy thank god that we boys didn't go with you all or who knows how much blood would have poured out.
Nicole: That was quite the beatdown you laid on her, girls, nice job. But, we're so not done yet.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) That's right, there's still the matter of Joaquín Lozano of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte to deal with, and that religious fanatic should be coming...right now!
We went to the park and arrived there.
?: (Spanish Accent) You and the rest of your friends, along with all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, shall be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, Maria Garcia!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Oh great, I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, don't you know when to stay away from us, Joaquín Lozano.
A man with black hair, tanned skin, brown eyes, and dressed in black clothes came out, it was Joaquín Lozano, the next member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
Liliana Lurrie: (Spanish Accent) Lincoln was right that you and the other members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte had broken out, but if you think you intend to finish what we started, then, you're just as insane as ever.
Joaquín Lozano: You will all be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, and our deity will reward us as we bathe in your blood!
Suddenly, Liliana Lurrie's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, she unholstered her massive Fabled Lurrie-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Joaquín Lozano, she left black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels with every step.
Liliana Lurrie: (Spanish Accent) At least, I know that you're still the same religious fanatic still devoted in the practice of Black Santeria, but now, I've just about had it up to hear with you for the last time, Joaquín Lozano. You and The Order have caused more than enough bloody chaos for the last time, and for what you all tried to do in an attempted desecration of the bodies of the dead, that is an unforgivable sin. As the Gene-Slammer of Fabled Lurrie and member of The Order of The Fabled, I hereby sentence you to death for your bloody crimes!
Suddenly, Liliana Lurrie was surrounded by a massive vortex of black energy with darkness, light and dark magic, and light surrounding the vortex, there are imps, fiends, dark angels, and Fabled Lurrie flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Liliana Lurrie emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Liliana Lurrie grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels surrounding her and her three imps, she has Fabled Lurrie emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has imp earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Fabled Lurie with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her red imp-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Liliana Lurrie has on a sleeveless open midnight black blouse, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, long midnight black skirt with jewels around the waist, black lace stockings, midnight black knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels on the coattails, and on the back is Fabled Lurrie surrounded by darkness and light and imps and on top of Fabled Kushano is an anti-Sergio symbol. Suddenly, Liliana Lurrie felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with red tips on the large midnight black feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails. Liliana Lurrie has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Liliana Lurrie's massive Fabled Lurrie-themed greatsword and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Fabled Lurrie's Darkness Light Fabled Imp Greatsword of Darkness Light Fabled Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and Fabled Lurrie etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large imp heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large imp heads with green gems and large red gem on the bottom of the imp heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Fabled Lurrie's head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Fabled Lurrie that said, "Liliana Lurrie, Gene-Slammer of Fabled Lurrie, Friend of Maria Garcia, Gene-Slammer of Fabled Leviathan, Member of The Fabled Gene-Slammers and Member of The Order of The Fabled, Goth Girl of Guanajuato, Mexico, Master of The Powers of Darkness and Summoner of Imps, Expert on Spooky Mexican Legends and Legendary Monsters of Spanish Legend, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Despiser of Sergio Casagrande, Destroyer of Joaquín Lozano of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Imps, and Fallen Angels"
リリアナ・ルリエ、ファブルド・ルリエ の ジーン・スラマー、マリア・ガルシア の友人、伝説のリヴァイアサン の ジーンスラマー、伝説のジーンスラマー のメンバー、伝説の騎士団 のメンバー、メキシコ、グアナフアトの ゴス少女、魔力の達人暗黒とインプの召喚士、不気味なメキシコの伝説とスペインの伝説の伝説のモンスターの専門家、愛するガーディアン エンジェル、リンカーン ラウドの将来の妻、ダーク ロリの粉砕者、セルジオ カサグランデの軽蔑者、ヌエストラ セニョーラ デ ラ騎士団のホアキン ロサーノの破壊者サンタ・ムエルテ、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、闇、インプ、堕天使のマスター
Liliana Lurrie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FABLED LURRIE-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS LIGHT IMP MEXICAN FABLED LURRIE ANGEL OF DIVINE DARK FABLED LURRIE IMP JUSTICE AND DIVINE FABLED LURRIE IMP LOVE!
We were amazed by Liliana Lurrie's Super Angel-Fabled Lurrie-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Joaquín Lozano saw it, he went insane and he got out his sacrificial knife to stab her, but Liliana Lurrie fired a powerful black energy blast with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels at Joaquín Lozano, which hit him and pushed him back and he also got burned, but this really pissed him off now.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Incredible, Liliana's transformed.
Lincoln: Yeah, and she really sent Joaquín Lozano back with that energy blast she fired and that really pissed him off now, and Liliana, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Liliana Lurrie: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Light Fabled Lurrie and Divine Darkness Light Fabled Lurrie Imp Love) (Spanish Accent) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to Joaquín Lozano once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Liliana.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Liliana Lurrie.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done running, Joaquín Lozano, and now, you're going to pay for the times you and The Order have tried to kill my Guardian Angels in the past.
Liliana Lurrie and Lincoln went after Joaquín Lozano, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Joaquín Lozano and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now.
Then, Liliana Lurrie sent her three imps and Lincoln summoned his own imps and they sent them at Joaquín Lozano, and they claw at his face and body, and that caused him to drop his sacrificial ritual knife, which Lincoln was given.
Nico: Nice touch with summoning imps to attack him.
Me: Lincoln did say that The Fabled Gene-Slammers can also summon imps, and he can also do the same thing after he fed on their blood.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Liliana Lurrie, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Fabled Lurrie's Darkness Light Fabled Fallen Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's midnight black with red flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and Fabled Lurrie surrounded by imps and light etched on the sides, and red gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Liliana Lurrie aimed their hand-cannon blasters at Joaquín Lozano.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Eat energy blasts, Joaquín Lozano!
Liliana Lurrie and Lincoln fired blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, and elemental forces at Joaquín Lozano and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down. Then, as they holster their hand-cannon blasters, Lincoln threw Joaquín Lozano's sacrificial ritual knife and it hits Joaquín Lozano right in the chest and it pierced his black heart, and he immediately died of blood loss, and when his spirit appeared, Liliana Lurrie and Lincoln gave Joaquín Lozano The Black Gates for good. We cheered as Liliana Lurrie and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Liliana Lurrie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Liliana Lurrie: (Spanish Accent) For what you've done in practicing Black Santeria to cause death to so many innocent souls, you deserve nothing but eternal damnation. Thanks for helping me end Joaquín Lozano for good, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Liliana.
Suddenly, Liliana Lurrie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomachs pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Liliana Lurrie's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, imps, and Fabled Lurrie flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and and light shining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Liliana Lurrie absorbed the light and they came back to us as the display and Fabled Lurrie vanished.
Nico: Wow, guys, that was one awesome battle you fought, and with Joaquín Lozano's death, now there are only twenty-one members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
Lincoln: Yep, which means that the next one to take down tomorrow is Matías Medina, which means it'll be Amaia Marcosia's turn.
Amaia Marcosia: (Spanish Accent) That's right.
Me: Those monsters have caused enough trouble and damage to too many innocent lives.
Nico: And all for the practice of Dark Santeria. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet tomorrow?
Lincoln: Hmm, oh, I have an idea, how about a Gene-Slammers for Evil HERO Adjusted Gold, Evil HERO Nemesis, and Evil HERO Infernal Princess.
This caused the Evil HERO Gene-Slammers in Lincoln's harem to gasp in surprise.
Gretchen Holland: That's an awesome idea, Lincoln, and I think we know which three would be Gene-Slammed into Evil HERO Adjusted Gold, Evil HERO Nemesis, and Evil HERO Infernal Princess.
Gretchen Holland, Rhonda Monroe, Cassie Evanstein, Tiffany Emmerson, Reggie McDonald, Lucinda Stewart, Lorelai Delancey, Micaela Davis, Annalise Halston, Phoebe Ramirez, and Calista Levine: Larisa Amana, Chantal Rhodes, and Avalon Cadieux.
Calista Levine: Larisa Amana is a well-known bounty hunter who's hunted down and arrested many criminals over the years and she's gotten paid good through their captures.
Phoebe Ramirez: Chantel Rhodes is known as the strongest and most powerful of The Evil HERO Guardian Angels and a powerful elementalist, and any scumbag who dared to cross her would get seriously burned and pulverized.
Lorelai Delancey: And Avalon Cadieux, she has a reputation as a successful businesswoman at the age of seventeen, but she has a really bad past: her mom, her older sister, Lisa Cadieux, and the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family hated her ever since the day she was born.
Me: What? That's just evil.
Lorelai Delancey: It gets just as evil as that, it turns out that her mom, Lisa, and the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family also physically and emotionally abused her, and her mom and Lisa murdered her dad, and they all schemed to get her killed as well, so they can take her dad's business and all his money which he left to Avalon, but in the end, thanks to help from her grandparents, her aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her dad's side of the family, she gained both her dad's business and his fortune, and as for the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family, they lost all their businesses when evidence of their misdeeds to their customers and Avalon came out to the public and not only were their businesses taken over by Avalon and her dad's company, but they were also kicked out and got sent to federal prison. And as for her mom and Lisa, for what they did in abusing her and for murdering her dad, they got sent to separate prisons and with life sentences with no chance for parole.
Nico: That's just fucking sick that they did that.
Lincoln: Avalon went through all that because of them, her mom and her older sister were nothing but shameless, gold digging, murderous scumbags who don't even deserve to be out in public, and the hatred from the aunts, uncles, and all of the cousins on her mom's side of the family also made things a lot worse, but in the end, with help from her dad's side of the family, she gained her dad's business and fortune, and her mom, her sister, and the relatives on her mom's side of the family lost their businesses and sent to prison for good, and after that happened, everyone on her dad's side of the family severed their ties with those monsters and vowed never to help them ever again.
Me: Serves them right.
Eli: They were bitter, jealous, greed-driven demons who deserve to die in prison.
Nicole: But great job today girls! Today shows that girl power triumphs just as much.
Nico: You got that right Nicole. Great job girls.
We later went back home and went and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
This was a very awesome and funny adventure.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Carter Grayson, Serafall Leviathan, Lena Windsor, Grffex, Evaranae And Talika along with Toyman, Vomiting Frog Prince, Evil Ninja Storm Rangers, Anacieto Mitragli, Toy Org and Attacky Sack are going to an awesome new food planet and it's gonna be a Ramen Planet! Naruto and Ayame are going with us on that one and also we're going there to battle the evil Madame Margaret from the Kids Next Door episode Operation F.U.T.U.R.E. and WE ARE GOING TO TEACH THAT HORRIBLE MISANDRISTIC SUPREMACIST A HORRIBLE AND TERRIBLE LESSON ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DESTROY THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE BY WIPING OUT ALL THE MALES! AND HITCH TRAILBLAZER IS GOING TO EXPLODE IN POWER AND TRANSFORM FIRST AND GIVE HER THE ULTIMATE POWER OF RETRIBUTION IN THE FORM OF THE ONE THING SHE HATES THE MOST AND THAT IS THE POWER OF A BOY! Then AYAME ICHIRAKU IS GOING TO TRANSFORM TOO AND SHOW HER THAT ONE HALF OF A SPECIES CAN'T EXIST WITHOUT THE OTHER! AND WE'RE GOING TO SEND THAT HORRIBLE BRAT TO PRISON FOR GOOD! It's against our code to kill kids. But we sent her to die on Xenomorph Prime to teach her a lesson. She is going to be massively pissed at us for sending her to die on Xenomorph Prime. Then we're going to meet Another Tri Cerberus and battle Another Toyman. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Ledian and her name is Chi Lan Xing and she is Nico's friend from China and knows all about the history of China and more. The next match-up in this saga is Amaia Marcosia - Gene-Slammer of Fabled Marcosia and Lincoln VS Matías Medina
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the north of Gotham Royal York, and thanks to upgrades to the satellites with ground-penetrating radar, Lincoln and his group are going to take down another terrorist group that was formed to kill us all and destroy the world known as Phoenix Killers, led by Damian Asmodeus, a deranged Satanist who despised Team Loud Phoenix Storm for years and our adventures and achievements have driven this lunatic into eternal madness, and he formed this new group to try and kill us. But, thanks to the upgrades Lincoln and the others made to the satellites with ground-penetrating radar, those bastards aren't getting away, and they will all pay for their crimes against the world. And we're going to meet the final three Evil HERO Gene-Slammers in Lincoln's harem, they are:
The Evil HERO Adjusted Gold-Gene Slammer named Larisa Amana, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and classmate in Gym, but she's also known throughout the world as a well-known bounty hunter, and she's hunted down and arrested many criminals over the years and she'd gotten paid good through the captures of many criminals, even some who are in Organized Crime, and those bounties for the mobsters are literally worth five times the bounty. Her captures of many criminals and even the mobsters themselves have made her really well known throughout the world, and the organized crime syndicates and the Mafia themselves have hated her for a very long time, and they want nothing more than to kill her and mount her head on a wall, but they always fail because she winds up killing their hired thugs and giving their blood to Lincoln, since she's known his secret of being a vampire-werewolf-cyborg hybrid. But, her biggest bounty was the capture of Avalon Cadieux's mom, her older sister, Lisa Cadieux, and the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family who'd hated and mistreated her ever since the day she was born. She got paid big time for it, and it was a bounty that she, Lincoln and the other Evil HERO Gene-Slammers remember to this day.
The Evil HERO Nemesis Gene-Slammer named Chantel Rhodes, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Art, she's known as the strongest and most powerful of The Evil HERO Guardian Angels and a powerful elementalist with control over the elements, and any scumbag who dared to cross her would get seriously burned and pulverized. She really taught Lincoln a lot about the elemental forces ever since she knew Lincoln had been acquiring powers through feeding on the blood of the other Guardian Angels, and she knew of what the other Guardian Angels did to save his life every time he suffered a life-threatening injury from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, or Luan, and she also taught him how to use the elemental forces in some creative ways. And on the very day that Avalon Cadieux had gotten control of his dad's business and fortune, which also resulted in the ousting of her mom, her older sister, Lisa Cadieux, and the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family who'd hated and mistreated her ever since the day she was born, Chantel, Lincoln, and the other Evil HERO Gene-Slammers also helped out in turning in evidence of the constant abuse Avalon went through because of them, along with their plan that ended with the murder of Avalon's dad, and they got a huge reward for their capture.
And the Evil HERO Infernal Princess Gene-Slammer named Avalon Cadieux, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Math, she had quite a really huge and powerful reputation as a young successful businesswoman and the owner of her dad's business, but Avalon has a really dark past: her mom, her older sister, Lisa Cadieux, and the aunts, uncles, and all of the cousins on her mom's side of the family hated her ever since the day she was born, and it also turns out that her mom, Lisa, and the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family also physically and emotionally abused her, and her mom and Lisa murdered her dad so long ago, and they also schemed to get her killed as well, so they can take her dad's business and all his money which he left to Avalon, but in the end, thanks to the help of the other Evil HERO Gene-Slammers and Lincoln and help from her grandparents, her aunts, uncles, and all of the cousins on her dad's side of the family, who are also powerful business owners, she gained both her dad's business and his fortune, but as for the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family, they lost their businesses when evidence of their misdeeds to their customers and Avalon came out to the public and not only were their businesses taken over by Avalon and her dad's company, but they were also arrested by the police and after getting convicted, they got sent to federal prison. And as for her mom and Lisa, for what they did in abusing her and for murdering her dad, they got sent to separate federal prisons and with life sentences with no chance for parole, and after that happened, everyone on her dad's side of the family severed their ties with those monsters and vowed never to help or speak to them ever again.
SURF'S UP YET AGAIN! We're going back to Hawaii and help Cody Maverick and his friends and this time we're going to battle THE BIG ONE from the episode SpongeBob Squarepants VS The Big One and we're going to give that terrible wave what for in the Surfs Up 2 chapter.
See you tomorrow.
