This chapter is based on Surf's Up 2 and has a twist of SpongeBob Squarepants VS The Big One


In the early morning hours at 3:35 AM, Lincoln had a dream, and he saw a figure who was hiding out and living in the streets of Paris, France. But, it were no ordinary figure, their were Blackheart Raven, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, DCSHG Raven. Lincoln woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, DCSHG Raven, Selena Raven, Lori Loud, Nico, and I also had the same dream.

Lincoln: Let me guess, same dream as me?

Lori: What more did you expect, bro?

DCSHG Raven: And not only that, it also means that we found out where my daughter is at.

Selena Raven: And the question is, Where?

Me: She at Paris, France.

Nico: Oh no, that's not good. It's the same place when we found Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, Batsy Jin, and Skullhead Wolf, And even though it's a nice place, but not so much for kids.

Lincoln: That's right, Nico. Come on, we're going to rescue them, and bring them to the Estate.

Lori: You got that right, bro.

Lincoln, Lori Loud, DCSHG Raven, Selena Raven, Me, and Nico were heading to Paris, France. Then, Lincoln saw a young 10-year-old goth girl who has pale skin, red eyes and long black braided pigtails with white and red highlights and a white bow on her head. She's a black dress with a white collar, white bows on the front, and white disc-like wrist cuffs, black stockings, and black mary jane flats. Lincoln saw who she is, it was Blackheart Raven.

Lincoln: Excuse me, are you Blackheart?

Blackheart Raven: Yes, And who are you?

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this is my older sister, Lori Loud, my older brother and leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. Knudson, and my second brother and second leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Nico Chan. And there's also someone you know all too well.

Then, DCSHG Raven came out, and when Blackheart Raven saw her, she was stunned.

Blackheart Raven: Mother, is that you?

DCSHG Raven: Yes, little raven, it's me.

Blackheart Raven ran up to DCSHG Raven, and they hugged, and they cried tears of happiness, and we looked on at the scene. Then, Lincoln joined in on the hug, along with me, Nico, Lori, Selena Raven.

Lincoln: And there's something you should know, Raven, your mother is one of my many future wives.

Blackheart Raven: Does that means...you're my father.

Lincoln: (smiled) What else I won't I be, little raven?

That filled Blackheart Raven with joy, as Lincoln picked her up and they hugged, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes.

Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's go home. I can't wait until we tell everyone in the morning about this.

We went back home to the Estate, and Lincoln told everyone what happened, and he then introduced Blackheart Raven to the rest of his siblings, who are now their aunts. We were proud of what Lincoln did in reuniting DCSHG Raven with her daughter, and Blackheart Raven now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in her life.


Flying through the voids of space to an awesome and amazing new food planet was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Carter Grayson, Serafall Leviathan, Lena Windsor, Grffex, Evaranae And Talika along with Toyman, Vomiting Frog Prince, Evil Ninja Storm Rangers, Anacieto Mitragli, Toy Org And Attacky Sack along with Naruto and Ayame. We got word that it's gonna be a really cool Food Planet.

Me: I have a feeling that this food planet might be one that you would love bro.

Naruto: Me too bro. I have a feeling this one will be great.

Ayame: I'm honored to have you take me with you guys.

Me: You'll love it Ayame.

Eli: This is gonna be so awesome guys.

Camie: It sure will be cool.

Nico: Yeah it will!

Lola: I have a feeling this is gonna be so cool.

Nico: Carter, I want to thank you, Toyman, and your teams for coming.

Carter Grayson: No problem Nico. This is gonna be so awesome helping all of you.

Serafall: Yeah it sure will be awesome and cool.

Varie: Yeah it will!

Nico: Serafall, what do you like to do in your free time?

Serafall: I'm a dancer and a storybook writer. I like dancing.

Nico: Nice.

Qin: Dancing is cool.

Serafall: It sure is. And I'm really graceful at it.

Nicole: That's cool.

Xenia: It sure is.

Lola: Yeah.

Maria: What do you prefer to write?

Serafall: Fantasy stories about Fairies and Dragons. It's awesome.

Lola: Awesome choices.

Nico: Dragons are always awesome.

Me: Yeah they are.

Tsuyu: Dragons are awesome. Especially our dragon friends.

Camie: Yeah they are!

Himiko: I agree there!

May: Boy yesterday was an awesome and tremendous display of girl power!

Qin: It sure was!

Camie: YEAH!

Nico: I'm really proud of you girls.

Me: Me too girls. You all did a fantastic job back then.

Varie: Thanks. It was awesome.

Eli: Bro made a great call to arrange for a Girl Power Mission yesterday.

Lola: I can tell.

Nico: Yeah no kidding there.

May: Me and Maria even made a recording.

Nico: I saw it and clever use of Mosaic censorship on it.

Luan: Thanks. I taught them how to do video editing for that.

Me: Thank goodness for that.

Nicole: Yeah thank goodness dad and everyone didn't come along or there would have been trouble.

Camie: No kidding.

Lola: Man it was one crazy and awesome adventure though.

Lana: I'll say!

Ayame: It was a perfect day to show what girl power is capable of.

Maria: What did you guys do while we were gone?

Nico: We went to Lynn's Table for some grub and humiliation fun.

Me: Yeah we got to test some new pranks out.

Nico: You should have seen them. They were awesome and funny.

Lola: Cool!

Nico: Yeah we'll show them to you later.

Eli: But that was awesome that you girls did all that yesterday.

Laney: Shows that Girl Power can be just as strong as men.

Alexis: Yeah that is for sure.

Nico: Here we are!

We arrived at the planet and it looked like a golden brown planet.

Me: From up here it looks like a flower and mountain planet.

Nico: It sure does.

King Kai: (Telepathically to Nico) Nico! Everyone, Can you hear me!?

Nico: King Kai! Yes we hear you. Is Something wrong?

King Kai: I'm afraid I got really bad news guys. Nico you remember your old enemy that you all beat three and a half years ago, Madame Margaret?

Nico: Oh no! Don't tell me.

King Kai: I'm afraid so Nico! She is back and is on the planet you are heading to and is back for revenge against you for ruining everything she was going to do and do in the future!

We gasped in shock!

Me: That Misandristic Supremacist is back!? I thought we were rid of her forever!

Nico: So did I. Lets land and then see what the planet is like.

We went down to the planet and we saw that it was AN OCEAN PLANET MADE OF RAMEN AND NOODLES! The oceans were broth, and the islands were noodles, fish cakes, meat and toppings.

Me: WHOA! It's an ocean planet of Ramen, Noodles and meat and toppings!

Nico: WHOA!

Naruto was drooling!

Nico: Let's dig in!

Naruto: Ramen!

We got to eating and scooped up some bowls of the stuff and slurped it down.

Me: (SLURPS) Mmm!

Nico: (SLURPS) MMM! (Gulps) Delicious!

Eli: (SLURPS) Delicious!

Qin: Boy I'll say! (SLURPS)

Camie: (SLURPS)

Lola: (SLURPS) Yummy!

We sat on a meat island and ate.

Camie: Boy this planet is awesome.

Ayame: It sure is. A planet made entirely of ramen is amazing.

Laney: It sure is Ayame.

Nico: Boy Teuchi would love seeing this planet.

Naruto: He sure would. (Slurps up ramen)

Laney: Hey Naruto didn't Hinata beat you guys in an Eating Contest with Ramen?

Naruto: She sure did and she ate 46 bowls of ramen!

CLANG!

Some of our jaws dropped!

We put them back in.

Eli: 46 bowls!?

Nico: You got to be kidding!

Naruto: No I'm not guys. She has been called Ichiraku Ramen's Queen of Gluttony.

Me: It's true. In 150,000 years I saw her eat that many and ever since then, No one has even come close to beating her.

Nico: We're talking about the same Hinata who's shy, right?

Me: That's right.

Nico: Holy shit! Has Choji or Chocho…

Me: Nope. They tried many times before and couldn't even come close. In fact many people tried many times to get to her level and they didn't even come close to her level.

Nico: Boy I'm really impressed.

Maria: I'll never look at her the same way again.

Me: Believe me, I won't either. Do you think you can beat her Nico?

Nico: Believe me Saiyans may have a huge appetite when it comes to food. But Hinata's appetite is definitely right up there with mine.

Naruto: Yeah she sure is. Same with mine, Luffy and Ichigo's appetites.

Me: No kidding.

Camie: That is amazing that Hinata has that big an appetite.

Eli: It sure is.

Me: Yep.

Camie: So J.D. who is Madame Margaret?

Me: You would not like this girl one bit. None of you guys would. She is the worst ever Misandristic Supremacist we have ever seen next to Aresia of Themiscyra.

I went over her history and it was not good.


Madame Margaret, also known as Madame Margie, Principal Margaret (to reflect her career) or simply as Margie, is a one-shot villain and the main antagonist in the episode "Operation: F.U.T.U.R.E." of the Codename: Kids Next Door series. She is the evil leader/principal of St. Rita's Preparatory School. She has a profound hatred for boys due to how she was teased by her brothers in her youth. Her goal and desire was to make a utopia of all girls and no boys. Apparently, she has the ability to communicate with her younger self and vice versa through a time machine. She is future Numbuh 4's arch-nemesis.

After Numbuh 4 from the KND was sent to St. Rita's Preparatory School by his parents, Margie presented herself in her disguise as Principal Margaret, welcoming Numbuh 4 to the school, and went with him to his new class. Once at the class, Numbuh 4 came to the conclusion that all the students were girls, so Principal Margaret revealed to him that St Rita's was a school for girls, and subsequently, she revealed her intentions to turn Numbuh 4 in a girl with her Girlifying Rifle. She just made Numbuh 4's hand to turn into a woman's, but Numbuh 4 used the powder from the speckles of the slate to escape. After became furious of Numbuh 4's escape, Principal Margaret made a tantrum and later left the classroom to go to her office at the school's tower, but she told her students to continue with their lessons, which they did not do as soon as she left, they started to play.

Once at the school's tower, Principal Margaret communicated with her future self Madame Margaret, who told her that she was busy at the moment and to just leave her a message. Principal Margaret left a message explaining her future self about Numbuh 4's escape, but Numbuh 4 appeared at the window and swinging with a lamp, launched against Principal Margaret and knocked her. Much to Numbuh 4's horror, he realized that he had "killed" Principal Margaret by splitting her in half, leading Margie to emerge from the robotic legs she was using to impersonate Principal Margaret and insult Numbuh 4 for breaking her disguise. While Margie and Numbuh 4 argued about Margie's plan to turn every boy into a girl, Principal Margaret's robotic torso, which was still alive, managed to get where the Girlifying Rifle was and tried to turn Numbuh 4 into a girl one last time, but Numbuh 4 managed to turn down Principal Margaret's robotic torso once and for all and broke the Girlifying Rifle in half, much to Margie's chagrin. To his bad luch, Madame Margaret appeared as a hologram to aide Margie, so she send four members of her Girl Squad, who managed to girlifie Numbuh 4's t-shirt into a dress, with Numbuh 4 escaping with his jetpack. However, they managed to girlifie Numbuh 4's jetpack into a woman's purse, which made him to fall to the ground. Subsequently, Margie activated the robotic legs of St. Rita's Preparatory School, chasing Numbuh 4, who was unable to call for help as Sector V was girlified.

75 years later, it's revealed that Numbuh 4 somehow escaped from the young Margie and went into hiding, but as a result, Madame Margaret became the supreme ruler of the world, sending her Girl Squad to girlifie or harass every living boy. However, Numbuh 4 created a resistance division named the Boys Next Door, who lived to fight against Madame Margaret and her tyranny. Feeling furious about the BND, Madame Margaret decided to create a giant and new version of the Girlifying Rifle known as the Supergirlifier Cannon, but it was still unoperational. Preparing for the ultimate battle against Madame Margaret's Girl Army, the BND were helped by Sally Sanban, Numbuh 3's granddaughter and a deserted member from the Girl Squad, who wanted to help the boys defeat Madame Margaret from extinct every boy in the Earth. Numbuh 4 dismissed her immediately, but he accepted her after she gave them a Girlifying Rifle to reverse its effects and make it a Boylifying Rifle. The rifle's effects were successfully reversed. Meanwhile, Madmae Margaret revealed to her girls that she anticipated Sally's desertion and secretly planted a tracker on her to discover the BND's headquarters. Ready to extinct boys from the face of the Earth once and for all, Madame Margaret activated the robotic legs of St. Rita's Preparatory School, now her utopia's castle.

Once in front of the BND's headquarters, Madame Margaret ordered the BND's Leader to call the BND to face her Girl Army. Immediately, the BND emerged with their jetpacks and started to fight. Numbuh 2's descendant transformed two girls into boys, but Madame Margaret resolved to reveal that the Supergirlifier Cannon was now operational, destroying the BND's headquarters and transforming many of its members into girls. Although Numbuh 5's descendant came to the conclusion that they needed to abandon the battle to fight another day, the BND's Leader reminded him that Numbuh 4 and Sally needed more time to infiltrate St. Rita's, so Numbuh 2's descendant sacrificed himself to get them more time, only to be soon girlified along Numbuh 5's descendant and other members. Now alone, the BND's Leader resisted to became a girl, but Madame Margaret shot the Girlifier Cannon to him, transforming him into a girl. Glorious for her victory, Madame Margaret returned to her office, happy that she had now transformed every boy from the world into a girl, but Numbuh 4 appeared at the window and swinging with the lamp, he launched himself against Madame Margaret to knock her, mimicking their first confrontation 75 years ago. After Madame Margaret asked him what he was going to do, he revealed that he was going to call for help. She reminded him that the boys were no more on the Earth's face, but Numbuh 4 used her time machine to remind her that there are still boys in the past that could help him. After Numbuh 4 dissapeared, Madame Margaret went to the time machine to follow him and prevent his actions, but Sally appeared and crushed with her feet the time machine. Realizing that her fate had been sealed and this time there was no chance for escape, Madame Margaret screamed in horror knowing that everything around her including herself will promptly cease to exist.

When he returned to the past, Numbuh 4 warned the KND about the young Numbuh 4's situation before they were girlified by Margie, so they went with him to St. Rita Preparatory School, which had started to chase Numbuh 4. They saved Numbuh 4 and Numbuh 3 went to the battlefield with the H.I.P.P.I.E. H.O.P. to face Margie's Girl Squad. Margie ordered the Girl Squad to destroy the H.I.P.P.I.E. H.O.P., but after shooting against it with no effect, Margie realized that the H.I.P.P.I.E. H.O.P. was too girly already to be affected by the Girlifying Rifles. Subsequently, the H.I.P.P.I.E. H.O.P. entered into her office, scaring the Girl Squad away and roaring at Margie. With one last card up her sleeve, Margie attempted to call the still existing Madame Margaret to get help from her and avoid defeat, but Numbuh 3 crushed the time machine with her feet, mimicking the same way in which her future granddaughter defeated Madame Margaret in the future and effectively sealing the fate of both Madame Margaret and the Girl Squad for good. Following her defeat, the Girl Squad was erased from existence and Margie cries in defeat as the St. Rita's Preparatory School crashed down and destroyed, ending her crime against humanity once and for all. With that, Numbuh 4's left hand reverts back to normal and the future Numbuh 4 fades into oblivion.

75 years later, on those same grounds in which St. Rita's was destroyed, instead of Madame Margaret's dystopian girly future, there is a playground built for both boys and girls. It is strongly implied that Margie likely spent the rest of her days in prison and/or was released by her brother before he and their parents decide to sent her to a permanent boarding school, thus precluding her to carry out her evil plans and pay for her crimes.


When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was horrified and shocked beyond all words!

Qin: That's insane!

Camie: A Utopia without boys is pure evil!

Me: That's right! Her plan was doomed to fail from the very beginning. Her plan would have ultimately lead to the extinction of the entire human race. The Male Half can't survive without the Female Half.

May: We fought her before.

Nico: That's right and I had to enlist the help of Diana's sisters and the amazons of Themiscyra to help us.

Nico went over what happened in chapter 721 and it was intense.


It starts as we were walking home from school. It was a beautiful day.

Me: It sure is a beautiful day.

Bai Tza: It sure is.

Lincoln: I don't think anyone can ruin it.

But Lincoln spoke too soon and a black hair kid dressed in Punisher style clothes came out and he had a tattoo on his arm that said Death to all Women.

Maria: Silas Norman!

Silas: Hello Maria. It's been a long time babe.

Bai Tza: You know this asshole, Maria?

Francis: And so do me, Teresa, and Adam.

Rubberband Man: Maria told us all about him back when the Meta Breed were still active.

Maria: Yeah. He's my ex-boyfriend and he has an extremely nasty disposition and reputation. He hates all women with a terrible vengeance and he views them all as slaves.

Me: I remember that and I'm the one that threw this fucker in jail forever. He must've been released on parole.

Francis: What was he thrown in prison for?

Me: Statutory rape. He was sentenced to 25 years in prison and was fined $250,000.00. He was also ordered to register as a sex offender and if he ever got out he was placed on a restraining order saying that he's not allowed to come within 300 feet of Maria or her family.

Silas: That's right.

Maria: You have some nerve showing your face, Norman!

Silas: Come on babe. Don't I make you happy anymore?

Me: You should've thought of that when you had your way with her!

William: Maria is now my girlfriend and she is the most amazing girl ever!

Silas: So now you're laying your hands on my girl!? You are just a worthless loser!

William: You are the worthless loser Norman!

Silas: I will kill you ya little twerp!

Silas threw a punch at William. But he dodged it and punched Silas in the face.

William (cracks his knuckles): Now that was attempted assault. Everything that happens now is self defense.

Silas punched at William again and he dodged it and kicked him right where the sun doesn't shine with a sickening crunch.

DING!

We winced when we heard this.

Me: Ooh! That must've hurt.

Laney: No kidding.

Wlliam (punches Silas): I don't even need my blaster for this!

William punched him in the face and knocked out all of his teeth.

Me: Adam lets send this guy back to prison with a nasty concussion.

Laney: I know just how to do it.

Laney formed a huge ball of vines and Maria and Francis stretched him out into a slingshot and I loaded the ball.

Me: Eat sap you freak!

We launched the vine ball and William saw it coming and he ducked and the vine ball slammed into Silas' face with devastating force.

WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!

(Turkey Gobbles)

Silas was totally thrashed. The police arrived and arrested him on the spot for violating his parole. He was taken back to prison. But this time he was sent to the Uranus Prison where he will stay for life without parole. And he was also ordered to pay Maria $500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 in restitution.

Back at the estate, Maria was crying.

William (hugs a crying Maria): It's ok, Maria. Silas won't ever hurt you again.

Maria: (Crying) I thought I was rid of him! But he is worse than ever!

William: Oh it's all right Maria.


Later at Sector V headquarters, me, Yuko, Lola, Nico, and all the members of Team Adult Genocide were watching TV. Suddenly there was a blinding white light and out of the light came an old man and a young girl.

Old Man: (Australian Accent) Please. You have to help us.

Numbuh 1: An Adult!

They readied their weapons.

Numbuh 1: I don't know how you got in here, but...

Yuko: Wait Nigel! I recognize this man. Wallabee Beatles from the future.

Older Numbuh 4: That's right Yuko. How did you know?

Yuko: I was able to tell because of your eyes.

Numbuh 1: What happened to you Numbuh 4?

Lola: I think he came from the future.

Yuko: That's what I was thinking. How long in the future did you come from?

Older Numbuh 4: 75 years into the future.

Me: That's in the year 2094.

Older Numbuh 4: That's right J.D.

Me: And who is this with you?

Sally: I'm Sally Sanban. Granddaughter of Kuki Sanban.

We gasped.

Numbuh 3: You are my granddaughter!?

Sally: I am Kuki.

Older Numbuh 4: We have a terrible situation happening. My younger self is in terrible danger!

Me: You can tell us what's going on while we're heading to where Wallabee is at.

We were off to where Numbuh 4 was.

Me: So what's all this about?

Older Numbuh 4 told us that the entire human race was in grave danger because of a Misogynistic Supremacist named Madam Margaret of St. Rita's Preparatory School. Her goal is to kill all the boys and rule the world in the name of girls.

We gasped in sheer horror.

Me: That's insane! Madame Margaret is going to destroy the entire Human Race! If you kill one half of a species, the other half of the species won't survive resulting in that species extinction!

Lola: Nigel, can I ask you something?

Numbuh One: Sure.

Lola: I helped you guys take out so many adults during the first two times that I met you and the Kids Next Door, including an alternate evil version of Stickybeard. So, how is it that I missed a genocidal girls school?!

Numbuh 1: We never even knew about it until now.

Me: All the Adult Villains Yuko and Lola killed were trying to kill all the children. That would result in humanity's extinction.

Numbuh 1: Father might've been a genocidal scumbag. But at least he wasn't a sexist.

Me: No he wasn't. Now we got a misogynistic supremacist group trying to kill us boys. And we can't have that.

Nico: If there's one thing I despise above all others, it's people killing people because of their gender!

Lola: That is absolutely sick!

Waspinator: Waspinator hate sexist!

Me: Me too Waspinator. Nico, I need you to go to the island of Themiscyra and enlist the help of the amazons to help us. Tell Queen Hippolyta that I sent you.

Nico: You got it J.D.

Nico used Instant Transmission and went to Themiscyra.


THEMISCYRA


On the Island of Themiscyra, Nico appeared and then the Amazon warriors appeared.

Amazon: What are you doing here man?

Nico: I was sent by J.D. Knudson. My name is Nicolas Chan and I'm one of J.D. Knudson's best friends.

Amazon: What was the reason J.D. sent you?

Nico: The world is in terrible danger. An evil misogynistic supremacist group is going to kill all the men and boys and destroy the entire human race.

The Amazon's gasped.

Amazon 2: Follow us.

Nico was lead to the palace. Later he stood before Queen Hippolyta.

Queen Hippolyta: What are you doing here?

Nico: My name is Nicolas Chan. But everyone calls me Nico. I apologize for my arrival on such short notice your majesty. But I was sent by J.D. Knudson because he needs your help.

Queen Hippolyta: What's wrong?

Nico: The world and the entire human race is in terrible danger. An evil misogynistic supremacist named Madam Margaret and her followers are going to kill the entire human race by killing all the men and boys. Without men and boys, the entire human race will be destroyed.

The queen and the amazons were horrified.

Queen Hippolyta: I'm glad J.D. sent you Nico. We'll gladly help you all out.

Nico: Thank you you're majesty.

Queen Hippolyta: Lets prepare for battle!

The Queen and the amazons got their weapons. Once they were ready Nico used Instant Transmission and they beamed them to the ship.


The Ship.


Nico and the Amazon's arrived and we explained the whole situation.

Queen Hippolyta: This is worse than what we thought. We have to stop them at all costs.

Amazon: These girls are a disgrace to mans world.

Me: I couldn't agree more.

Nico: I know the perfect way to lure the guards out. I'll call a pizza guy and have him deliver the pizzas here!

Me: No. We're going to burst in and launch an all out assault on them. Your Majesty, if you encounter any of the Girl Force, do not hesitate to destroy them.

Queen Hippolyta: With pleasure.

We arrived at St. Rita's Preparatory Academy.

Me: This place reeks of evil. Lets go.

Older Numbuh 4: Lets get them!

Me and Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door, BATTLESTATIONS!

We went down to the Academy.

Madam Margaret: Girlify him!

A massive fiery explosion blasted in through the ceiling and we came in.

Me: Madam Margaret, your days of destroying boys and men are over forever!

Madam Margaret: I will never stop until all the boys are dead! I will rule this world whether you boy scumbags like it or not!

Me: You are an even bigger monster than what we thought. You don't have any idea what you are going to do. You're going ro kill the entirety of the human race. Without boys, the rest of the human race will never survive.

Wonder Woman: That's right.

Madam Margaret: I DON'T CARE! I want all boys to die so that we women may reign supreme!

Me: You're a monster Margaret.

Yuko: Now you will die like all the adult villains we destroyed!

Nico: Madame Margaret, you have failed this city!

Me: More like she has failed this whole universe in its entirety. Lets take her down!

We went at the girls and punched and bashed their faces in and I kicked Madam Margaret in the face and Laney grabbed her with her vines and slammed her into the wall.

Waspinator: Waspinator TERRORIZE!

Waspinator transformed and fired his stinger blaster and the projectiles exploded all over the place.

Madam Margaret: (Groans) I got to call Madam Margar...

Sally jumped and landed on Madam Margaret's time machine and completely destroyed it.

Sally: How's THAT for girl power!?

Lola: You make me sick Margaret! People like you have no right to live!

Queen Hippolyta slashed apart all of the girl force with their swords and spears and splattered their blood and guts all over the place.

Nico fired energy blasts and vaporized them in an instant.

Starfire: You are never welcome here on Earth!

Me: Lets get them! Combo time!

Misfire: Lets do it! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his ion blaster and it enhanced it 100-fold.

Waspinator: Time for Waspinator to join the fun. CYBER KEY POWER!

The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his blaster and laser vision and it also gave him a new ability. His wings were glowing red hot and they were emitting a temperature of 17,500˚ Fahrenheit.

Misfire and Waspinator: INFERNO HEAT ION DESTROYER!

Misfire fired a powerful blast from his ion blaster and Waspinator fired a massive blast of fire from his wings and the blasts combined and incinerated some of the girl force.

Numbuh 3: Yay! That was awesome! (To the Viewers) That was an amazing combo.

Rollbar: Now it's our turn Laney. CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it gave him the ability to fire beams of light on the electromagnetic wavelength.

Laney: Time for some action! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!

The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into Laney's device and she got Metroplex's axe.

Rollbar and Laney: X-RAY HATCHET STRIKE!

Rollbar fired a blast of X-Ray radiation and it merged with the axe and the blade turned into a blade of pure X-Ray light and Laney slashed the Girl Force and they were vaporized in an instant.

Me: Time to finish this. Final Smash time!

Starfire: You got it J.D.! TAMARAN STARSTORM BARRAGE!

Starfire fired a massive volley of green starbolts and they rained down on the girl force and vaporized them in powerful explosions.

Numbuh 3: Yay! It's my turn! RAINBOW MONKEY LOVEFIST!

Numbuh 3 called forth her Rainbow Monkeys and they went at the girls and pulverized them ferociously.

Me: Now for the grand finale.

Madam Margaret: You boys are dead! I will kill you all if it's the last thing I ever do!

Me: You misogynistic supremacists are never welcome on our planet. (Cups Hands to side) KAAAA! MEEEE! HAAAA! MEEEE!

Numbuh 5: 5!

Numbuh 4: 4!

Numbuh 3: 3!

Numbuh 2: 2!

Numbuh 1: 1!

Me and Sector V: KIDS NEXT DOOR KAMEHAMEHA!

Sector V fired lasers from their hands and I fired a Kamehameha Wave and the blasts combined and they engulfed the rest of the girl force and they hit Madam Margaret's robot suit and exploded with incredible power and the entire school exploded with incredible power into an enormous fireball!

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

When the explosion cleared, the whole school was completely reduced to flaming rubble. Madam Margaret was defeated and completely disgraced. I grabbed her by the shirt.

Madam Margaret: Go ahead. Kill me you stupid man!

Me: Oh I don't want to waste any energy on a misogynistic little brat like you. You've caused 75 years of damage even though it hasn't happened yet. But I'm not going to kill you. And I think jail is too good for you. I have a much better punishment for you.

I snapped my fingers and beamed her to the planet Xenomorph Prime in the middle of the XQZ in the middle of the Galactic Center.

Madam Margaret: Where am I?

Then a Xenomorph appeared behind her and she saw it and she screamed as the Xenomorph killed her offscreen.

We saved the world from a terrible fate. But because we destroyed Madam Margaret here in the present in 2019 we changed the timeline 75 years from now and Older Numbuh 4 and Sally Sanban were erased because of the Temporal Paradox Ripple Effect. But I used my powers to keep Sally alive. Nico also caught a Roselia and a Volbeat. We showed them that both boys and girls are more powerful when they work together. We ungirlified all the boys that were changed and returned them to their parents.


When it was done everyone was amazed.

Camie: You banished her to Xenomorph Prime!? WHOA!

Tsuyu: Whoa! That is fitting for someone like her.

Lola: Yeah she had it coming.

Nico: Yep.

Me: She hates us boys and men with every fiber of her being.

Nico: And now, she's back with a vengeance.

Me: Yep.

Camie: She is pure evil!

Xenia: No. She is insane. If she kills all the boys and men the entire human race will be destroyed.

Nico: That's right. Her entire plan was doomed to fail from the very beginning.

Tsuyu: I can't believe she wants to kill all the boys.

Me: I know. The Battle of the sexes may be as old as time itself, but like two sides of the same coin, boys and girls are forever connected and one can't exist without the other.

Qin: But we got to get to work now.

Naruto: I agree.

Nico: Eli, how close are Swartz's creations?

Eli: (Concentrates) 35 klicks and closing. Madame Margaret is closer. 2 klicks and closing.

Nico: Stand ready.

We got ready and saw a figure and out of the broth came MADAME MARGARET! She was a mess from when we took her down the last time.

Me: Madame Margaret! Back from the dead.

Nico: Well well well.

Madame Margaret was ENRAGED AND INFURIATED BEYOND ALL FORMS OF IMAGINATION!

Nico: How's life been?

Madame Margaret: MY LIFE WAS RUINED! ALL BECAUSE OF YOU! I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!

Our auras flared up with incredible fury!

Madame Margaret: YOU RUINED EVERYTHING FOR ME! I COULD HAVE MADE A GIRL UTOPIA WITHOUT BOYS! BUT YOU ALL HAD TO GET IN THE WAY AND RUIN EVERYTHING! YOU MONSTERS SHOULD HAVE MINDED YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

Me: This is our business Margaret!

Eli: How can you be so stupid!?

Me: Don't you realize that your plan was doomed to fail from the very beginning!? Your plan was going to destroy the entire human race! All it would have done was lead to the extinction of all of us!

Madame Margaret: I DON'T CARE!

Hitch Trailblazer: Alright, that is it, I've had enough of your misandrist ways and your ugly attitude for the last time, Madame Margaret.

Suddenly, something in Hitch Trailblazer's mind really snapped as memories of Madame Margaret's misandrist and evil ways rushed through his head and it also reminded him of Queen Opaline's evil deeds, and his amber eyes turned neon amber and he was surrounded by an amber and aqua green energy aura with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Sherriff's badges, he unholstered his massive Sword of The Knights of The Friendship Table from his back, and as he approached Madame Margaret, he left amber and aqua green energy, Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Sherriff's badges with every step.

Hitch Trailblazer: You absolutely make me sick, Madame Margaret, your evil and misandrist ways towards boys is absolutely disgusting, you treat boys as enemies and want to destroy them, but you're too stupid to realize that boys and girls are both awesome together, and we don't tolerate misogynistic men nor misandrist heartless girls who think they're better than everyone else. (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY AND DANGEROUSLY PISSED OFF) But, what you've tried to do in trying to destroy all the males on the planet, you threatened to destroy the world and all of mankind in the process and for your stupid misandrist ways..., YOU'VE CROSSED ONE LINE FAR TOO MANY, MADAME MARGARET, YOUR MISANDRIST POWERHUNGRY WAYS STILL REMINDED US OF WHAT THAT HEARTLESS ALICORN, QUEEN OPALINE, HAD DONE IN THE PAST, AND NOW, I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU ARE PUNISHED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!

We gasped at the sudden extent of Hitch Trailblazer's fury and rage: Madame Margaret has crossed it big time, and now, she was going to pay big time.

Sunny Starscout: Uh oh. I've never seen Hitch get that angry before, never.

Lincoln: But, you heard what he said, Sunny: Madame Margaret's misandrist powerhungry ways had reminded him of what Queen Opaline had done. But, either way, he's really exploded with anger and it's going to get ugly! STAND YOUR GROUND, EVERYONE, HE'S GOING TO EXPLODE!

Madame Margaret: KILL HIM!

We stood our ground, but then, we saw Madame Margaret's troops running at him to kill him, but it's about to get worse for them as Hitch Trailblazer screamed like a madman and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

There was a massive explosion of energy leaves and he was surrounded by a massive vortex of amber and aqua green energy with Equestrian Magic, stars, and Sherriff's badges surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix and the force of the vortex sent her troops flying into prison cells Lincoln formed. Then, as the vortex faded, Hitch Trailblazer emerged, but he was changed forever.

(CROCKET'S THEME BY JAN HAMMER PLAYS)

Hitch Trailblazer grew to 7'5" in height, he has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has blue highlights in the bangs of his aqua green hair, he has neon amber eyes and an amber and aqua green energy aura with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Sherriff's badges surrounding him, he has an Alicorn along with his cutie mark emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with aqua green iris and he now has an amber horn on his head, he has on on Alicorn earrings with magenta gems for eyes and the Law, Magic, Friendship, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blue gems on the gold Sherriff's badge links and amber crystal links and a aqua green shield-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is an Alicorn with aqua green gems for eyes and holding the Law, Magic, Friendship, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the pendant, Hitch Trailblazer has on a white tank top and an aqua green short-sleeved shirt with Sherriff's badges on the sleeves and his Sherriff's badge on, brown pants, brown combat boots, and a long aqua green sleeveless trenchcoat with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Sherriff's badges on the coattails and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is Hitch Trailblazer's cutie mark. Suddenly, Hitch Trailblazer felt a pain on his back, and then, massive amber angel wings with aqua green tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out from his back, and his aqua green tail grew longer, Hitch Trailblazer has on a Ring of the Phoenix with large aqua green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.

Suddenly, Hitch Trailblazer's Knights of The Friendship Table and all of the swords he'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of amber and aqua green energy, Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Sherriff's badges, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Hitch Trailblazer's Law Justice Friendship Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded aqua green gems and his cutie mark etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large aqua green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with aqua green gems for eyes and a large aqua green gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, he has on his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with aqua green gems on his wrists, his gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and amber gems for the eyes and a large aqua green gem in its collar for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a gold kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Hitch Trailblazer, Earth Pony now Turned Alicorn and Sheriff of Maretime Bay, Savior, Protector, and Inheritor of Twilight Sparkle's Legacy of Friendship, Talker of Animals, Childhood Friend of Sunny Starscout, Dear Friend of Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Jazz Hooves, Rocky Riff, Posey Bloom, Rufus, Dahlia, Windy, Fifi, Sparky Sparkeroni, Zoom Zephyrwing, Thunder Flap, Onyx, and Many, Destroyer of Queen Opaline and The Doomsday Twenty-Three, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Archenemy of Pitcher Plant Monster, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Powers of Friendship, Unity, The Law, and Magic"

ヒッチ トレイルブレイザー、アース ポニーがアリコーンになり、メアタイム ベイの保安官、救世主、保護者、トワイライト スパークルの友情の遺産の継承者、動物の話し手、サニー スタースカウトの幼なじみ、ピップ ペタルの親愛なる友人、ジップ ストーム、ミスティ ブライトドーン、ジャズひづめ、ロッキー リフ、ポージー ブルーム、ルーファス、ダリア、ウィンディ、フィフィ、スパーキー スパーケロニ、ズーム ゼファーウィング、サンダー フラップ、オニキス、および 多く、女王オパーリンの破壊者 および終末二十三日、エクエストリアの守護者、ポニービル、および キャンタロット、友情のテーブルの騎士 のメンバー、ピッチャー プラント モンスターの大敵、悪の殺し屋、錯乱し、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、友情の力のマスター、ユニティ、ザ法と魔法

Hitch Trailblazer has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA LAW ENFORCEMENT EQUESTRIAN FRIENDSHIP ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC EQUESTRIAN FRIENDSHIP JUSTICE AND DIVINE EQUESTRIAN UNITY FRIENDSHIP ALICORN HOPE!

We were amazed by Hitch Trailblazer's Super Angel-Alicorn-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, but when Madame Margaret saw it, she went absolutely ballistic and ran at Hitch Trailblazer to kill him, but Hitch Trailblazer fired a powerful amber and aqua green energy blast with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Sherriff's badges at Madame Margaret and sent her flying into a tree, she got out, but now, she was absolutely pissed off big time.

Ayame Ichiraku: You've done enough damage for the last time, Madame Margaret.

Suddenly, Ayame Ichiraku's black eyes turned neon black and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with flames, Chakra, dragons, and phoenixes, and as she approached Madame Margaret, she left orange energy, flames, Chakra, dragons, and phoenixes with every step.

Ayame Ichiraku: You've caused a lot of trouble for far too long, Madame Margaret, your hatred for all males has blinded you to the fact that what you're doing is going to lead to the destruction of the human race and the destruction of mankind, and I cannot let a monster like you run free ever again.

Suddenly, Ayame Ichiraku was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with flames and Chakra surrounding the vortex, there are dragons and phoenixes flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Ayame Ichiraku emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Ayame Ichiraku grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long dark brown hair, she has neon black eyes and an orange energy aura with flames, Chakra, dragons, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a dragon and phoenix with the Fire Kanji in their claws emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has on phoenix earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with orange gems on the gold flame-shaped links and orange crystal links and an orange dragon-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom is a dragon and phoenix with green gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in their claws for the pendant, she has on a short-sleeved white shirt with a pink phoenix, white robe, white skirt with flames, white pants, white leather combat boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with pink flames, Chakra, dragons, and phoenixes on the coattails and on the back is a dragon and phoenix with the symbols of the Hidden Leaf and Team Loud Phoenix Storm in their claws with fiery flames surrounding it. Suddenly, Ayame Ichiraku felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive dark brown angel wings with orange tips on the feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back, she has on a Ring of the Phoenix with orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Ayame Ichiraku's massive Defender of The Hidden Leaf and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging with it and it was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, flames, Chakra, dragons, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Ayame's Firestorm Draconic Phoenix Greatsword of Ramen Fiery Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and the symbols of the Hidden Leaf etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large dragon heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large phoenix heads with orange gems for eyes and a large green gem on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her brand new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large orange gems on her wrists, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold phoenix head and green gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below the dragon and phoenix that said, "Ayame Ichiraku, Kind and Cheerful Citizen of The Hidden Leaf Village, Waitress of Ramen Ichiraku, Loving Daughter of Teuchi Ichiraku, Loving Future Wife of Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, Destroyer of Madame Margaret and Her Delusional Misandrist Ways, Friend to Many, Destroyer of The Enemies of The Five Great Nations, Skilled Ramen Maker, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Orange Flames, Dragons, and Phoenixes"

一楽あやめ、木ノ葉隠れの村の親切で陽気な市民、ラーメン一楽のウェイトレス、手打ち一楽の愛する娘、うずまきナルトの愛する未来の妻、波風波風、マダム・マーガレットと彼女の妄想的なミサンドリストの破壊者、多くの友人、世界の破壊者五大国の敵、腕利きのラーメン職人、悪の討伐者、狂乱、残忍、無慈悲、サディスティック野郎、驚異的で強力な教師たちの驚異的で強力な生徒、オレンジ フレイムス、ドラゴンズ、フェニックスの達人

Ayame Ichiraku has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA HIDDEN LEAF INFERNO FIRESTORM DRACONIC PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE HIDDEN LEAF INFERNO DRACONIC PHOENIX FIRESTORM JUSTICE AND DIVINE HIDDEN LEAF INFERNO DRACONIC PHOENIX FIRESTORM LOVE!

Nico: Whoa, Ayame's transformed too, awesome!

Naruto: WOW! Way to go Ayame!

This really drove Madame Margaret really insane with rage and she rushed at Ayame to kill her, but Ayame fired a powerful orange energy blast with flames, Chakra, dragons, and phoenixes at the hate-filled misandrist and she crashed into another wall, she got back up, but now, she was beyond pissed off.

Ayame Ichiraku: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Hidden Leaf Draconic Phoenix Firestorm Angel and Divine Hidden Leaf Inferno Draconic Phoenix Firestorm Love) There can be no forgiveness for a hate-filled misandrist like yourself, Madame Margaret.

Me: The only place for you is prison!

Nico: Where you'll rot there for the rest of your miserable male-hating life, as punishment for your insane misandrist ways, you delusional monster!

Nico: (gets out Loki and Villamax's Ridewatches) And with that, it's time to start.

Nico activated them and got Loki's staff and Villamax's blaster.

Me: Your men hating ways are finished forever Margaret!

Qin: Yeah! Using feminine wilds to get what you want and trade in on your looks? Read a book sister, that passive aggression notion went out long ago. Chicks like you give women everywhere a bad name!

Qin fired waves of fire and blasted her all over and Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and electrocuted her all over.

Nico: Save some for me! I just activated the two Ridewatches!

Nico fired waves of lightning and lasers and blasted her all over.

Madame Margaret got up.

Madame Margaret: YOU BOYS MAKE ME SICK! I WILL MAKE SURE ALL OF YOU DIE RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW! (CHARGES AT ME) YOU ALL ARE FINISHED!

SHE ROARED AND SCREAMED IN FURY!

She was just about to punch me and then my lightning aura flared up and blocked her punch and burned her hand!

She screamed in pain and it hurt REALLY BAD!

Qin: OUCH!

Lola: That hurt didn't it?

Nico: Time we finished this!

Me: I agree!

Qin: Have some candy! (Spins Magisword Bracelet)

CANDY MAGISWORD!

Qin fired waves of candy and they went into Margaret's mouth and she swallowed it and her teeth rotted and disintegrated and she was in a lot of pain!

Xenia: OUCH!

Rita: You need to get those teeth looked at sweetie.

Nico: I agree. Also you aren't worth killing anymore anyway.

Sunny Starscout: Awesome, now Hitch Trailblazer's transformed!

Lincoln: Uh oh, now, Madame Margaret's about to get the long arm of the law handed down on her for her misandrist ways.

Hitch Trailblazer: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Law Enforcement Friendship Equestrian Magic Alicorn and Divine Equestrian Friendship Artist Alicorn Hope) You got that right, Lincoln. Say, would you, Sunny, and the others like to help me with dealing with Madame Margaret?

Lincoln: (Smiles) You bet we would.

Sunny Starscout: Alright!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, and Izzy Moonbow transformed into their Super Angel-Alicorn-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, and they, along with Misty Brightdawn joined with Hitch Trailblazer.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done running loose, Madame Margaret, now you're about to face the rest of your life in a nice, warm jail cell!

Nico: Where you're never getting out again!

We also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Madame Margaret who sent her troops after us, and we caused quite a mess by slashing at them with our greatswords, and leaving some nasty scars on them, and Lincoln was also slashing at them with his massive greatsword and claws and he left nasty scars on them with every slash. When we were done, we'd mangled Madame Margaret's troops and threw them in prison cells, now the only one left standing is Madame Margaret, and now, she's really pissed off now.

Nico: Now, only one remains. Hitch, Lincoln, Sunny, Pipp, Zipp, Izzy, Misty, show her absolutely no mercy.

Hitch Trailblazer, Lincoln, Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Izzy Moonbow, and Misty Brightdawn went after Madame Margaret, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, amber and aqua green energy, colored energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Madame Margaret and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked them with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off her off now.

Then, Lincoln fired six rainbow fire and magic blasts which hits Madame Margaret as she screamed in pain and was then knocked down by magic energy blasts fired by Hitch Trailblazer, Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Izzy Moonbow, and Misty Brightdawn.

Nico: Nice, now all that's left.

Twilight Sparkle: Is the final blow.

Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Hitch Trailblazer, his hand-cannon Blaster is known as Hitch Trailblazer's Friendship Sherriff Unity Alicorn Firestorm Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's amber with aqua green flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn surrounded by Sherriff's badges etched on the sides, and a aqua green gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he, Hitch Trailblazer, Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, and Izzy Moonbow aimed their hand-cannon blasters at Madame Margaret.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your boy-hating misandrist ways end here, Madame Margaret, time to pay.

Me: You should consider yourself lucky that we're even sparing your life this time.

Lincoln, Hitch Trailblazer, Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, and Izzy Moonbow fired blasts of rainbow energy, cerulean blue energy, and elemental forces at Madame Margaret, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, as they holstered their hand-cannon Blasters, Lincoln fired rainbow energy blasts which turn into handcuffs and cuffed her and wrapped her in rainbow energy chains, and she couldn't escape.

Hitch Trailblazer: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Law Enforcement Friendship Equestrian Magic Alicorn and Divine Equestrian Friendship Artist Alicorn Hope) It's over, Madame Margaret, you're under arrest for attempted murder and anarchy.

Madame Margaret: NOOOOO! YOU STUPID BOYS WILL ALL PAY, YOU WILL ALL DIE!

I spun my bracelet.

CUCKOO NUT MAGISWORD!

I fired a bird coconut and it hit Madame Margaret on her head!

BONK!

Patrick: (LAUGHS) THAT GUY GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!

She was knocked out and we tied her up.

Nico: Someone get her outta here!

Me: With pleasure.

Nico: This has been said many times before, but!

Everyone: TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, MADAME MARGARET!

Madame Margaret was escorted into a police wagon and she screamed in extreme fury as the police wagon drove off. We cheered wildly as Hitch Trailblazer, Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Izzy Moonbow, and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Hitch Trailblazer's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer aqua green tail, and massive amber angel wings and longer horn are permanent.

Hitch Trailblazer: Now, that's what I call justice served. So, what's going to happen now to Madame Margaret?

Lincoln: She'll be heading for The Supermax Permanent Detention wing at The Neptune Prison for Traitors where she'll be spending the rest of her life there.

Nico: Good riddance.

Me: Look on the bright side though. At least we didn't kill her this time.

Nico: Yeah.

Maria: Wait until Wally hears about this!

Me: You got that right! Numbuh 4 is gonna flip.

Qin: Yeah no kidding!

Camie: Boy all of Sector V is.

Nico: Maybe we can add Margaret to the Humiliation Roster for Numbuh 4 to unleash some pent up rage on her.

Qin: Good idea!

Lola: Yeah!

Varie: Show no mercy on her.

May: We're not done yet though.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: I sense the next Another Wonder Ride embodiment coming.

Then my Tri-Cerberus Wonder Ride Book glowed.

Me: The Tri-Cerberus book is reacting to something.

Qin: Whoa! This is gonna be awesome.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Who's turn is it this time?

Rainbow Dash: I will go. I have a feeling that this one is gonna be for when we went to the Olympus Colosseum.

Me: This will be interesting.

We then saw a yellow Cerberus come and it was ANOTHER TRI-CERBERUS!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Whoa Another Tri-Cerberus!

Xenia: Awesome!

Me: I hope this one isn't three of them in one.

Another Tri-Cerberus: (In a girls voice) No it's not.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and it wasn a sailor soldier with blond hair and had black clothes.

Me: (GASP) Hera Olympus A.K.A. Sailor Olympus Colosseum!

Nico: WHOA! That one was fun.

Sailor Olympus Colosseum: It sure was and I saw you guys destroy Sephiroth back then. That was really awesome.

Nico: It sure was. Rainbow Dash and Eli destroyed him.

Lola: Yeah it sure was awesome.

Nico: Believe it or not, Hades actually isn't such a bad guy. In fact, he refused to rejoin Maleficent and Luthor during the mission with the Zenkaigers.

Sailor Olympus Colosseum: That is good. Also Eli that so funny how you blow out Hades hair every time. That always cracks me up.

Eli: Yeah! (LAUGHS) That is so funny.

Nico: (LAUGHS) That is always funny too.

Qin: It sure is.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: My daughter Anna is Hades archenemy and it's awesome.

Sailor Olympus Colosseum: That is awesome. But I'm glad Maleficent and Luthor are gone now.

Nico: So is all of us.

Me: Sorry we have to fight like this. By the way any other opponents with you?

Sailor Olympus Colosseum: Actually yes. Another version of him.

She pointed to Toyman.

Toyman: Another version of me!? Whoa!

Vomiting Frog Prince: (VOMITS)

YUCK!

Me: Friendly or hostile?

Sailor Olympus Colosseum: Friendly. And this one will surprise you guys a lot.

Me: I have a feeling this one will be good.

Qin: Yeah.

Rainbow Dash: Shall we dance?

Sailor Olympus Colosseum: We shall!

She turned into Another Tri Cerberus!

Nico: That was an epic charge!

Me: That was well done R.D.!

Rainbow Dash: That was awesome!

Lola: It sure was.

Nico: Yep! But we're not done yet.

Xenia: Nope. I sense the Another M.O.E. villain coming. Over there.

We saw a figure coming and it was ANOTHER TOYMAN! It was a dark version of Toyman!

Me: Another Toyman!

Toyman: Boy I look good.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: And you are?

Another Toyman: (In a girls voice) I think J.D. knows me.

Me: (GASP) That voice. Dana Destiny A.K.A. Sailor Destiny Islands!

Qin: Whoa! The Destiny Islands have a Sailor Soldier!?

Lola: That is awesome!

Camie: Sora, Kairi, Riku and friends are all gonna be in for a surprise.

Another Toyman: How are Sora and company?

Me: Doing really awesome. Sora and Kairi tied the knot and the islands are doing awesome. Also Sora got reunited with his mother and Sora and Aqua are now brother and sister. Sora and his friends all have done so much and saved the entire universe from total destruction and also have become great friends and team members of us.

Another Toyman: I always knew that Sora and Kairi were made for each other. And I knew that Sora was destined for great things.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: How do you know Dana?

Me: She is the Sailor Soldier of the Destiny Islands. But she is also a great toy maker and she knows how to make toys from anything. Coconut shells, rocks, anything.

Nico: Cool!

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Another Toyman: Just to be back on Destiny Islands again and be reunited with Sora and friends.

Me: Well we already beat you to the punch on that one. We brought the islands over to our estate and Sora and friends are part of the team.

Qin: It's true.

Another Toyman: I knew that Swartz was lying to me.

Me: He lied to everyone. But we gave him the black gates and he is gone forever.

Xenia: It's true.

Me: You should be very proud of Sora though Dana. He did so much.

Another Toyman: I know. I heard all about it. I am really proud of all of them. I have a lot of catching up to do.

Me: I can tell. Sorry we have to fight like this.

Another Toyman: No worries. Come at me and don't hold back.

Me: With pleasure.

I spun my Magisword Bracelet.

EXCALIBURGER MAGISWORD!

I fired helicopter burgers at her and smashed her down.

Qin: Nice one!

Me: Prohyas loves those flying burgers.

Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!

They donned their Zenkaiju armor.

Me: Nice! Now this. Rockna would be scared of this one.

FROG MISSILE MAGISWORD!

I fired frog missiles at her and blasted her all over.

Qin: YEAH!

Nico: I forgot that she is scared of frogs.

Lola: No kidding.

Nico: (gets out Toyman's Ridewatch) It's playtime!

Me: Let me add to that.

HANDKERCHIEF GRENADE MAGISWORD!

Me: Need to blow my nose anyway.

I blew my nose in a tissue and Nico activated Toyman's ridewatch and we threw the tissue and a bomb and they hit Another Toyman and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Nico: WHOA!

Eli: I definitely see why it's called Handkerchief Grenade Magisword.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: (gets out Vomiting Frog Prince Ridewatch) This might gross you out.

Me: Oh boy.

Nico activated it and threw up all over the place.

Nico: (VOMITS!)

Me: Okay that one doesn't really do anything except make you throw up.

May got him a bucket and he threw up in it.

Nico: (VOMITS!)

Lola: YUCK!

Lana: AWESOME!

Me: We'll keep that one in place of Ipecac.

WET NOODLE MAGISWORD!

I fired waves of spaghetti noodles and buried her in a pile of cooked spaghetti.

Another Toyman: Spaghetti.

Izzy was slurping up the pasta.

Izzy Moonbow: Mmm! Not bad.

May: (gets out Evil Ninja Storm Rangers' Ridewatch) Ninja Storm, Ranger Form!

She activated it and turned into THE BLACK NINJA STORM RANGER!

May: POWER OF DARKNESS!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Wow! We never saw a black Ninja Storm Ranger before!

Qin: That would be awesome!

Me: Evil Shane wouldn't you think that would be cool?

Evil Shane: You bet it would!

Me: Too bad they didn't do one in real life. Man what a Ripoff!

Nico: I know!

May: But I look awesome!

Me: You sure do!

May got out her DARKNESS BAT SCYTHE!

Me: The Goths of Darkness would love this one.

GHOST MAGISWORD!

I fired waves of ghosts and May blasted Another Toyman all over.

Nico: Nice one!

Brittney: That was awesome using the Ghost Magisword like that.

May: (gets out Anacieto Mitragli's Ridewatch) Now for this!

She activated it and fired waves of energy and smashed her down!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Maria: YEAH!

Me: Watch this one.

LOBSTER CLAW, WET NOODLE AND GIANT BOWL OF SOUP MAGISWORDS!

Me: SOLO MEGA TEAMWORK COMBO: LOBSTER RAMEN SOUP BOWL SWIMMING POOL!

I fired a wave of energy and it formed a HUGE SOUP BOWL AS BIG AS A FOOTBALL FIELD and it had lobster flavor ramen in it!

Naruto: WHOA! CANNONBALL!

He dove in and began eating!

Me: Okay that one was not what I was expecting. But it looks like Naruto likes that one.

Nico: (LAUGHS) He sure likes it.

Maria: (gets out Toy Org's Ridewatch) Time for more toy action!

She activated it and sent an army of toy robots and they smashed down Another Toyman.

Me: That was cool!

Nico: YEAH!

Maria: And now for this one. (ACTIVATES ATTACKY SACK'S RIDEWATCH!)

She fired waves of balls and smashed down Another Toyman!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Serafall: I hope I'm not grossed out by this! (ACTIVATES VOMITING FROG PRINCE'S RIDEWATCH)

Serafall fired waves of energy and they made Another Toyman vomit! YUCK!

Trickster and his team consisting of Katty Katswell, Gargoyle Legendora, Eugeal, Mucor And the Nuns (Billy and Mandy) Came.

Nico: Nice team, Trickster!

Trickster: Thanks. It's cool huh?

Gargoyle Legendora: (To me) I will kill you for what you did to us you son of a fucking bitch!

Me: Up your fucking nose with a fucking rubber hose!

Nico: Geez they are still steamed about that?

Qin: Grudge.

Maria: Is the next Gene Slammer near?

Then a Ledian appeared.

Me: Ooh a Ledian.

Qin: I like this one.

Ledian: (In a girls voice) (Chinese Accent) But I'm glad to see you Qin.

Qin: Chi Lan Xing! Awesome to see you again.

Nico: Same here.

Ledian: Me too Qin and you as well Nico. I got this.

She fired waves of energy and blasted down Another Toyman and knocked her down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it. I went over to Sailor Destiny Islands and she was a girl with aqua blue hair and blue and green clothes and I picked her up.

Sailor Destiny Islands: (GROANS) What a headache.

Me: But you're back to normal.

I brought her over.

Serafall: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Ledian: My favorite is when me and Nico did a project on the Great Wall.

Nico: That was a cool one. We made a diorama of it and showed how long it is and when it was built and more.

Me: The Great wall of China has over 4,000 years of history in it.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Lets get you back to normal.

I put on my blind man glasses and Nico pulled out a red jumpsuit and we covered our eyes and I snapped my fingers and she was reverting back.

Chi began to land on the ground and she turned back to human and she was naked and she put on the jumpsuit.

Chi Lan Xing: (Groans) That was crazy.

Nico then hugged her.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Qin hugged her too.

Qin: I missed you too.

Chi Lan Xing: Me too guys. Me too.

Me: Lets head home.

Ayame: Where's Naruto?

We looked in the giant bowl of ramen and saw Naruto bloated and full. Big time.

Naruto: (Groans) So delicious. So full. (BELCHES)

Me: I think Naruto has had enough.

We laughed.

We went back home and had Naruto carted in.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Mack, Margareta Gottschalk, Rhonda LaBouche, Tephra, The Firestorm, and Lord Moltus are heading to the north of Gotham Royal York, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls here, but thanks to upgrades Lisa and Lincoln made to the satellites with ground-penetrating radar, we're going to take down yet another terrorist group out to kill us all and destroy the world known as Phoenix Killers, led by Damian Asmodeus, a deranged Satanist who despised Team Loud Phoenix Storm for years and our adventures and achievements have driven this lunatic into eternal madness, and he formed this new group to try and kill us. But, thanks to the upgrades Lisa, Lincoln, and the others have made to the satellites with ground-penetrating radar, those bastards aren't getting away, and they'll all pay for their crimes against the world.

And since this is a terrorist organization we're dealing with, Lincoln called the rest of us here, and he also called The Masters of Evil here as well.

Lincoln: Whoa, so we're here in the north of Gotham Royal York, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls here, but thanks to upgrades Lisa and I made to the satellites with ground-penetrating radar, we're going to take down yet another terrorist group out to kill us all and destroy the world known as Phoenix Killers.

Me: Okay, now this is one group of terrorists I'm absolutely hating right now.

Lincoln: And you'll hate who's leading them: this group of terrorists is led by Damian Asmodeus, a deranged pure evil Satanist who despised Team Loud Phoenix Storm for years and our adventures and achievements have driven this lunatic into eternal madness, and he formed this new group to try and kill us. But, thanks to the upgrades we made to the satellites with ground-penetrating radar, those bastards aren't getting away, and they'll all pay for their crimes against the world.

Nico: Terrorists are one thing, but a terrorist who's also a deranged pure evil Satanist, now this is a guy who's going to die a horrible bloody death.

Eli: Big time.

Maria: No one'll say a kind thing about him at his funeral.

Lincoln: He and his group ain't getting one, if he chooses to walk a path drenched in blood, then, the only thing awaiting him is a slow, bloody, and tortuous death by our hands. He will pay for his crimes against the world.

Nicholette Torrington: And he and his group were also involved in capturing and sacrificing innocent children in his dark Satanic rituals, and even drinking their blood.

Lincoln: That fucker just sealed his own fate, and now, God's Judgement is now on all of them, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Mack.

Mack Hartford: You're welcome, Lincoln. Now, where do we find Damian Asmodeus?

Suddenly, we saw three figures appear: Evil HERO Adjusted Gold, Evil HERO Nemesis, and Evil HERO Infernal Princess, and with them are the nine girls.

Nico: Wicked, that's Evil HERO Adjusted Gold, Evil HERO Nemesis, and Evil HERO Infernal Princess.

Evil HERO Adjusted Gold: (Girl's voice) You got that right.

Evil HERO Nemesis: (Girl's voice) And we got the nine girls away from that fucked-up Satanist, Damian Asmodeus.

Evil HERO Infernal Princess: (Girl's voice) And we already got that fucker really mad, and he and his entire group are coming after us.

Lincoln: (Gasps) Those voices, Larisa Amana, Chantel Rhodes, and Avalon Cadieux, it's awesome to see you three again, but we'll talk later, time we made that Satanist pay with his life. If he wants to see Hell up close, then, that's exactly what we'll give him.

?: YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR GETTING IN THE WAY OF THE DESTRUCTION OF THE KINGDOM OF MAN AND THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!

We then saw our target, Damian Asmodeus, a black-haired man with pale skin like a vampire, red eyes of pure insanity and hatred, and dressed in black robes with Satanic markings, and with him are the members of The Phoenix Killers, it was a massive army.

Damian Asmodeus: You all have ruined every last one of evil's glorious plans to destroy the world and every last living thing on it, Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Now, we will kill you all and destroy every last living being on Earth and the entire world!

Lincoln: The only ones who deserve to die here are you and every last one of your followers, Damian Asmodeus, none of you deserve to live even a single second further.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Mack Hartford and his team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Damian Asmodeus and his followers, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, Lincoln sprouted out the Brain-Eating Meteor's tentacles from his back and he plunged them all into the ears of Damian Asmodeus and his followers and he sucked out their brains, and he turned the tips of his eleven tails into Cell's stingers which he stabbed into them and he absorbed them. Then, as soon as he was done, the tentacles sank back and the stingers changed back, and he sent the souls of Damian Asmodeus and his followers to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Nico: Holy mackerel, Linc, you not only sucked out their brains by sprouting the Brain-Eating Meteor's tentacles, but you also absorbed them by using Cell's absorption technique, but I can guess you also found out about what they planned to do.

Lincoln: Yep. I found out they tried to acquire a nuclear bomb to detonate in Gotham Royal York and use it to kill everyone here, and then, they were going to use other nuclear bombs around the world.

Everyone gasped.

Me: Then, it's a good thing we killed them all, every last one of them.

Lincoln: That's right, and now, we'd gotten rid of another group of terrorists out to kill us and destroy the world. (To Larisa Amana, Chantel Rhodes, and Avalon Cadieux) And it's so good to see you again, Larisa Amana, Chantel Rhodes, and Avalon Cadieux.

Larisa Amana reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long midnight black hair, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings as she reigned in the power of Evil HERO Adjusted Gold, she has on a sleeveless midnight black midriff top, midnight black skirt, midnight black pants, no shoes, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and demons on the coattails and on the back is Evil HERO Adjusted Gold and holstered on her back is a massive Evil HERO Adjusted Gold-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Evil HERO Adjusted Gold etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight blade, large demon heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large demon heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large demon heads for the pommel.

Chantel Rhodes reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long midnight black hair tied in pigtails, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings as she reigned in the power of Evil HERO Nemesis, she has on a sleeveless midnight black midriff top, midnight black skirt, midnight black pants, no shoes, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, elemental forces, and demons on the coattails and on the back is Evil HERO Nemesis and holstered on her back is a massive Evil HERO Nemesis-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Evil HERO Nemesis etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight blade, large demon heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large demon heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large demon heads for the pommel.

And Avalon Cadieux reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with short midnight black hair tied in a ponytail, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings as she reigned in the power of Evil HERO Infernal Princess, she has on a sleeveless midnight black midriff top, midnight black skirt, midnight black pants, no shoes, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and demons on the coattails and on the back is Evil HERO Infernal Princess and holstered on her back is a massive Evil HERO Infernal Princess-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Evil HERO Infernal Princess etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight blade, large demon heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large demon heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large demon heads for the pommel.

Larisa Amana: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Chantel Rhodes: Plus, it's a good thing you guys got rid of Damian Asmodeus and his followers once and for all.

Avalon Cadieux: Indeed, and it's also good to see you all again, Gretchen Holland, Rhonda Monroe, Cassie Evanstein, Reggie McDonald, Tiffany Emmerson, Lucinda Stewart, Lorelai Delancey, Micaela Davis, Annalise Halston, Phoebe Ramirez, and Calista Levine.

Gretchen Holland, Rhonda Monroe, Cassie Evanstein, Reggie McDonald, Tiffany Emmerson, Lucinda Stewart, Lorelai Delancey, Micaela Davis, Annalise Halston, Phoebe Ramirez, and Calista Levine: You too, Larisa, Chante, and Avalon.

Lincoln went up to Larisa Amana, Chantel Rhodes, and Avalon Cadieux and he hugged them, and Larisa Amana, Chantel Rhodes, and Avalon Cadieux were very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and they had atomic red blushes on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I also haven't seen you three since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Larisa Amana: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome.

Chantel Rhodes: And the white wolf ears and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new.

Avalon Cadieux: Plus, you've grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know these three girls?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, the Evil HERO Adjusted Gold Gene-Slammer is Larisa Amana, she's my Guardian Angel and classmate in Gym, but she's also known throughout the world as a well-known bounty hunter, and she's hunted down and arrested many criminals over the years and she'd gotten paid good through the captures of many criminals, even some who are in Organized Crime, and those bounties for the mobsters are literally worth five times the bounty. Her captures of many criminals and even the mobsters themselves have made her really well known throughout the world, and the organized crime syndicates and the Mafia themselves have hated her for a very long time, and they want nothing more than to kill her and mount her head on a wall, but they always fail because she winds up killing their hired thugs and giving their blood to me, since she's known my secret of being a vampire-werewolf-cyborg hybrid. But, her biggest bounty was the capture of Avalon Cadieux's mom, her older sister, Lisa Cadieux, and the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family who'd hated and mistreated her ever since the day she was born. She got paid big time for it, and it was a bounty that she, the other Evil HERO Gene-Slammers, and I remember to this day.

Gretchen Holland: The Evil HERO Nemesis Gene-Slammer is Chantel Rhodes, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Art, she's known as the strongest and most powerful of The Evil HERO Guardian Angels and a powerful elementalist with control over the elements, and any scumbag who dared to cross her would get seriously burned and pulverized. She really taught Lincoln a lot about the elemental forces ever since she knew Lincoln had been acquiring powers through feeding on the blood of the other Guardian Angels, and she knew of what the other Guardian Angels did to save his life every time he suffered a life-threatening injury from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, or Luan, and she also taught him how to use the elemental forces in some creative ways. And on the very day that Avalon Cadieux had gotten control of his dad's business and fortune, which also resulted in the ousting of her mom, her older sister, Lisa Cadieux, and the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family who'd hated and mistreated her ever since the day she was born, Chantel, Lincoln, and all of us also helped out in turning in evidence of all of the constant abuse Avalon went through because of them, along with their plan that ended with the murder of Avalon's dad, and they got a huge reward for their capture.

Calista Levine: And the Evil HERO Infernal Princess Gene-Slammer is Avalon Cadieux, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Math, she had quite a really huge and powerful reputation as a young successful businesswoman and the owner of her dad's business, but Avalon has a really dark past: her mom, her older sister, Lisa Cadieux, and the aunts, uncles, and all of the cousins on her mom's side of the family hated her ever since the day she was born, and it also turns out that her mom, Lisa, and the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family also physically and emotionally abused her, and her mom and Lisa murdered her dad so long ago, and they also schemed to get her killed as well, so they can take her dad's business and all his money which he left to Avalon, but in the end, thanks to the help of the other Evil HERO Gene-Slammers and Lincoln and help from her grandparents, her aunts, uncles, and all of the cousins on her dad's side of the family, who are also powerful business owners, she gained both her dad's business and his fortune, but as for the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family, they lost their businesses when evidence of their misdeeds to their customers and Avalon came out to the public and not only were their businesses taken over by Avalon and her dad's company, but they were also arrested by the police and after getting convicted, they got sent to federal prison. And as for her mom and Lisa, for what they did in abusing her and for murdering her dad, they got sent to separate federal prisons and with life sentences with no chance for parole, and after that happened, everyone on her dad's side of the family severed their ties with those monsters and vowed never to help or speak to them ever again.

We gasped in shock.

Me: Just like what you all told us yesterday.

Avalon Cadieux: And do we have a huge story on how we brought down my mom, my older sister, Lisa Cadieux, and the aunts, uncles, and all of the cousins on my mom's side of the family, and it also ended with Lori getting humiliated big time for even siding with those monsters to make me suffer and try to kill Lincoln yet again.

Nico: Lori did what?!

Luna: Like she said, dude, you got to hear the story of how this happened.

Avalon Cadieux: That's right. (To Lincoln) And Lincoln, there's something Larisa, Chantel, and I want to give you: we want to give you my blood.

We gasped at their request, including Lincoln.

Lincoln: Larisa, Chante, Avalon, are you three absolutely sure about this?

Larisa Amana: (Smiles) Yes, more than anything, after all, we're going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.

Lincoln looked into the eyes of Larisa Amana, Chantel Rhodes, and Avalon Cadieux, and he saw that they're really serious, and he smiled as he first walks over to Larisa Amana, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on Larisa Amana's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up.

He did the same with Chantel Rhodes as he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on Chantel Rhodes' neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up.

And he did the same with Avalon Cadieux as he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on Avalon Cadieux's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck and her neck healed up as the puncture marks sealed up.

Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Larisa Amana, Chantel Rhodes, and Avalon Cadieux with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with three Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on her neck.

Larisa Amana, Chantel Rhodes, and Avalon Cadieux: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Larisa Amana, Chantel Rhodes, and Avalon Cadieux.

Larisa Amana, Chantel Rhodes, and Avalon Cadieux had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists, and he leans down to each of their faces and kissed them passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the nine girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The nine girls are Hana Sunomiya from Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro, Marin Kitagawa from My Dress-Up Darling, and Efia Danso A.K.A. Astra, Hazal Eyletmez A.K.A. Fade, Kirra Foster A.K.A. Skye, Klara Böhringer A.K.A. Killjoy, Sunwoo Han A.K.A. Jett, Tayane Alves A.K.A. Raze, and Ling Ying Wei A.K.A. Sage from Valorant.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Hana Sunomiya from Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro, Marin Kitagawa from My Dress-Up Darling, and Efia Danso A.K.A. Astra, Hazal Eyletmez A.K.A. Fade, Kirra Foster A.K.A. Skye, Klara Böhringer A.K.A. Killjoy, Sunwoo Han A.K.A. Jett, Tayane Alves A.K.A. Raze, and Ling Ying Wei A.K.A. Sage from Valorant.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Hana Sunomiya: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Hana Sunomiya and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from Damian Asmodeus and the Phoenix Killers, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.

Hana Sunomiya: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Hana Sunomiya: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Hana Sunomiya, Marin Kitagawa, Efia Danso A.K.A. Astra, Hazal Eyletmez A.K.A. Fade, Kirra Foster A.K.A. Skye, Klara Böhringer A.K.A. Killjoy, Sunwoo Han A.K.A. Jett, Tayane Alves A.K.A. Raze, and Ling Ying Wei A.K.A. Sage with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate, and Lincoln told The President of what they found out, and he was glad to know Damian Asmodeus and his group are gone for good.

President: Amazing job, Team Loud Phoenix Storm. The government's been after Damian Asmodeus for years, and to find out he'd formed a terrorist group to kill you all years ago, but thanks to what you did to him, that's another group of terrorists put down for good.

Lincoln: Thanks, Mr. President, and we made our upgrades to the satellites. With ground-penetrating radar, it'll make it easier to root them out, and it'll also alert The White House and all of us as well.

President: Excellent work. Goodbye, and keep up the good work, team.

Lincoln: You too, Mr. President. Goodbye.

Lincoln hung up the phone.

Nico: That was an awesome job you and the others did in upgrading the satellites, Lincoln.

Lisa Loud: It's amazing to see the ground-penetrating radar installed into the satellites is working perfectly.

Me: You got that right.

Lincoln: But, there's bound to be more terrorist groups out there, and we'll make sure they're gone for good, and Burns' influence is permanently gone for good.

Eli: That bitter old vulture of our world deserves to be forgotten forever. Even in death does he still haunt us.

Nico: But, like Lincoln said, his influence will permanently be gone for good. And thanks to the huge upgrades made to the satellites, none of them will have any place to hide.

Paige: Linky really knows his tech.

Nico: We can thank his Guardian Angels who specialize in advanced technology and teaching him the skills on how to build advanced technological gadgets. They know their technology all too well, and those kinds of skills would make even the most dangerous of villains shake in fear.

Lincoln: And strike terror in Lori, Lola, and Lisa, who use technology a lot.

Nico: One day, you got to tell us how they used their technology knowledge to cause trouble for Lori, Lola, and Lisa.

Lincoln: Trust me, you'll laugh your head off when you hear those stories.


After finally getting rid of Damian Asmodeus and The Phoenix Killers and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Larisa Amana, Chantal Rhodes, and Avalon Cadieux saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Larisa Amana: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.

Chantal Rhodes: It's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble.

Avalon Cadieux: And he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Larisa, Chantel, and Avalon, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Avalon Cadieux: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little 11-year-old into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Avalon Cadieux: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.

Nico: Yep. So, Larisa, Chantel, and Avalon, what's the story on how Avalon had gained both her dad's business and his fortune, and how it led to the downfall of her mom, her older sister, Lisa Cadieux, and the aunts, uncles, and all of the cousins on her mom's side of the family who'd hated her ever since the day she was born, and how it also led to Lori's humiliation when you girls found out she was in league with Lisa?

Avalon Cadieux: Oh, that's a story none of us will ever forget. As Lincoln, Larisa Amana, and Chantel Rhodes pointed out, my mom, my older sister, Lisa Cadieux, and the aunts, uncles, and all of the cousins on her mom's side of the family hated her ever since the day she was born, and that they've also physically and emotionally abused me and mistreated me, and Mom and Lisa murdered Dad so long ago, and they also schemed to get me killed as well, so they can take Dad's business and all his money which he left to me. But, I had help from Lincoln, the other Evil HERO Gene-Slammers, and my grandparents, my aunts, uncles, and all of the cousins on Dad's side of the family, who gathered a ton of evidence on those monsters, and all thanks to the help of the other Evil HERO Gene-Slammers, Lincoln, and my grandparents, her aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on Dad's side of the family, who are also powerful business owners, I'd gained both her dad's business and his fortune, and I became the CEO of Dad's business.

Larisa Amana: But as for the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family, they lost their businesses when we showed everyone who was gathered there at a huge party in the lobby evidence of the misdeeds they'd dealt on their customers and Avalon, and not only did Avalon and her company take over their businesses, but their executives also fired all of the aunts, uncles, and all of the cousins on her mom's side of the family, because of evidence of their misdeeds have been made public, and their executives have also gone over to Avalon's side.

Gretchen Holland: But, that wasn't the end, we also called the police, and they arrested her Mom, Lisa, and the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family since we also gave that evidence to the police. Among the partygoers, there was only one person who was absolutely pissed off: Lori. We'd found out that she and Lisa also humiliated Avalon horribly and they also beat her up badly. When Lori found out Lincoln, Avalon, and all of us had a hand in this, she lost her mind and grabbed a knife and ran at us to stab us, but Avalon punched Lori hard in the face and she went flying out of here, and Larisa put the cuffs on her, while we stood there, and I remembered Larisa's words all too well.

Larisa: (Smirks) Enjoy getting grounded by your parents, Lori.

Gretchen Holland: Then, I threw her at Luna, who grabbed Lori and dragged her into Vanzilla where she was dragged off back to The Loud House, and before the cops took her mom, her sister, and the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family away, Avalon said these very words that really pissed them off.

Past Avalon: Enjoy the rest of your lives in federal prison.

Lorelai Delancey: Then, everyone on her dad's side of the family cut ties with those monsters and vowed never to help or speak to them ever again. And after getting convicted in court, her former aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family got sent to federal prison. And as for her former Mom and Lisa, for what they did in abusing her for years and murdering her dad, they got sent to separate federal prisons and with life sentences with no chance for parole.

Nico: Avalon, I hate to say this, but your ex-mom, and your former relatives on your ex-mom's side of the family are nothing more than shameless, abusive, greedy, and murderous gold diggers.

Avalon Cadieux: No, I agree with you, Nico, and that's exactly what Lincoln said about them as well, and when he found out Lori was also helping Lisa in hurting me, man, was he pissed off big time.

Lincoln: I sure was, when I found out Lori was helping that gold digger, Lisa, with hurting Avalon, I was really seeing red.

Lucinda Stewart: I honestly thought he was going to attack her and drain her dry of every last drop of blood, but he didn't: he had a plan to help Avalon Cadieux, he and all of us, along with Avalon's relatives on her dad's side began gathering evidence on her ex-mom, Lisa, and her ex-relatives on her mom's side, and after we gave the evidence to the police, we also planned to reveal the truth to everyone at a party that would be Avalon's ascension to being the CEO of her dad's company, and as soon as we revealed it, you should've seen the looks on her ex-mom, Lisa, and her ex-relatives on her mom's side, they were speechless, and they went berserk with rage, it was priceless.

Luan: And when we found out Lori was also helping that gold digger, Lisa Cadieux, in hurting Avalon, we wanted to turn her into a human pretzel for her involvement, but Mom and Dad chewed her out, and as soon as we got home, Lori got grounded for nine months, and she was sent to Aunt Ruth's house, because none of us even wanted to look at her.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Angela Ziegler A.K.A. Mercy, Brigitte Lindholm, Fareeha Amari A.K.A. Pharah, Mei Ling-Zhou, and Satya Vaswani A.K.A. Symmetra are heading to Blubble Lake.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in a large orange speedo with the Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Angela Ziegler A.K.A. Mercy, Brigitte Lindholm, Fareeha Amari A.K.A. Pharah, Mei Ling-Zhou, and Satya Vaswani A.K.A. Symmetra were dressed in colored two-piece bikinis, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Angela Ziegler A.K.A. Mercy, Brigitte Lindholm, Fareeha Amari A.K.A. Pharah, Mei Ling-Zhou, and Satya Vaswani A.K.A. Symmetra all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them as well, plus, Lincoln saved the girls from a group of thugs sent by Matías Medina to kill them because he wanted revenge for the deaths of the other members of The Order, but Lincoln saved the girls and he killed the thugs and absorbed them into his body, which was bound to piss him off even more.

Angela Ziegler: Whoa, we're here in Blubble Lake, incredible.

Lincoln: I've never been here to Blubble Lake before, but this is also perfect for our first beach date, ladies. Shall we?

Lincoln, Angela Ziegler A.K.A. Mercy, Brigitte Lindholm, Fareeha Amari A.K.A. Pharah, Mei Ling-Zhou, and Satya Vaswani A.K.A. Symmetra dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, and they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Angela Ziegler A.K.A. Mercy, Brigitte Lindholm, Fareeha Amari A.K.A. Pharah, Mei Ling-Zhou, and Satya Vaswani A.K.A. Symmetra got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Angela Ziegler A.K.A. Mercy, Brigitte Lindholm, Fareeha Amari A.K.A. Pharah, Mei Ling-Zhou, and Satya Vaswani A.K.A. Symmetra and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Angela Ziegler A.K.A. Mercy, Brigitte Lindholm, Fareeha Amari A.K.A. Pharah, Mei Ling-Zhou, and Satya Vaswani A.K.A. Symmetra placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.

Nico: (Snickers) Looks like someone had a good time, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It was awesome!

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Angela Ziegler A.K.A. Mercy, Brigitte Lindholm, Fareeha Amari A.K.A. Pharah, Mei Ling-Zhou, and Satya Vaswani A.K.A. Symmetra with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Tracer: (British Accent) And it's amazing that you girls are also now part of Lincoln's harem.

Mei Ling-Zhou: Thanks, Tracer, and he also saved us from a group of thugs sent by Matías Medina to kill us because he wanted revenge for the deaths of the other members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, and he killed the thugs and absorbed them.

Maria Garcia and the other Fabled Gene-Slammers were already sharpening axes.

Nico: Uh oh, they've really pissed the Fabled Gene-Slammers off big time, now they're really going to face eternal damnation.

Lincoln: You got that right, but they've already been marked for death after they got their death sentences years ago, so we're going to the Mexican government a favor and kill them.

Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) That's right.


We were walking down the street and then…

BONK BONK BONK BONK!

Rubber balls were being thrown at the mascots!

Michael Morningstar: Okay, who the hell is throwing rubber balls at the mascots?!

Me: I think that clod!

We saw a punky bully kid!

It was GELMAN!


Gelman is a recurring antagonist from the Disney show Recess. Although sometimes shown to have a softer side, he is a violent antagonist - being the principal antagonist of "Gus' Last Stand", in which he delivers a severe beatdown to Gus for standing up to him after days of torment. He is also a supporting character in the 2001 Disney film Recess: School's out!.

He was voiced by Justin Shenkarow.

Gelman was feared by the other children in the playground and was able to have free reign over it as a result, being bigger and meaner than anyone else meant he had no opposition: eventually after beating Gus, Gelman lost his power over the playground as the other children outraged on him in order to stop the beatdown, forcing Gelman to run away as he was outnumbered.

Gelman would also return to the episode "A Great State Fair", when he and Gus were forced to stay in school during an outing - with only Ms. Finster for company, however in this appearance he was not nearly as violent: though he was still fairly antagonistic towards Gus and (surprisingly) Ms. Finster, during this episode Gelman's behavior may be explained somewhat as his father seems to have installed several negative traits in him. However, he softens up some in that episode.

He gained fear of Gus after the latter attempted to trap him in a cage, though Ms. Finster ends up trapped instead. Gelman ran off after the gang warned him not to mess with Gus. Afterwards, he was seen paranoid and even screamed when another victim of his approached and caused him to run off, much to the latter and gang's amusement.

Following this Gelman became a background character and was shown in a more positive light, though he could also turn violent on a whim - he would never return to being as cruel as he was in "Gus' Last Stand" however: this may be due to the fact that he lost a considerable deal of power when Gus stood up to him and thus taught the other children not to be afraid of him.

It is unknown whether Gelman is his given name or his family name.

In the movie, Gelman was briefly seen attending wrestling camp alongside Spinelli. He would later be called along with the rest of the students and teachers to help Gus and his friends stop the Anti-Recess Legion (led by Phillium Benedict) in their plot of sending the Earth into a permanent winter.


Gretchen: Gelman!

Gelman: Gelman rules!

Nico was infuriated!

Nico marched over there and grabbed him by his shirt and braced him up against the wall!

Vambre: (British Accent) T.J., he's your bully, right?

T.J. (Recess): That's right Vambre and he is bad news.

Nico: Who the heck do you think you are picking on our mascots you little jerk!?

Gelman: I'm the best there is!

Nico: You are best at nothing you freak! Also I heard a lot about you Gelman! You are just a freak and a bully!

Skywarp: Maybe some time in the Masters of Evil will do you good!

Nico: I agree there!

Gelman: (Taunting) Ooh I'm so scared!

Nico: You should be peabrain!

Gelman: (GROWLS) YOU ARE DEAD!

He pulled his arm back and just as he was about to throw a punch…

POOF!

He was teleported and sent to the M.O.E. Prison!

Nico: Heh.

Eli: Man what a dungchewer.

Nico: You said it.

Nelson: I'll be his archenemy.

Skydive: You know, that can actually be fitting!

Me: Bully VS Bully. I like that.

Qin: Yeah that's fitting.

Nico: It sure is.

Varie was giving the mascots ice.

Poliwag: Thanks Varie.

Varie: You're welcome.

May: If he does that to Manaphy again (MAKES THROAT SLASH GESTURE)

Shego: Nico, which teams have you made this time?

Nico: Noah's team will include Jericho, Rita Fox, Cheese, Iceman, and Herald. Orion's team will include Rosty, Olga Astronomonov, Emeth, Daphne Blake, and Thunder.

Qin: Ooh I like it!

Xenia: Yeah me too!

Rosty: It's gonna be an honor.

Emeth: Same here guys.

Herald: You bet it will be.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Now it's time to get ready for our next mission.

We went back to the estate.

The previous group of M.O.E. Members came.

Hydros: Can me, New Wave, Stonedozer, Whirlin, Iceage, Magma, Mortal Kombat Scorpion, Stratos, Ice Demon, and Gramma Stuffum go with you guys?

King Jellyfish: Me, Yani, Mortimer Mouse, Evil Splash Woman, Doc Duodenum, Luna Ghost, Aries Zodiarts, Trident, Coldsnap, and Rock are coming too.

Nico: Yes you all can come with us.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: We're going back to Hawaii for more surfing fun with Cody Maverick and friends.

Qin: Awesome!

Me: Cowabunga dudes!

I spun around and was in my Hawaiian clothes.

We all spun around and did the same.

Tso Lan: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Crobat, Lanturn and Pichu next.

Qin: Ooh! This will be awesome.

Laney: It sure will.

Nico: Yep. Lets head on over to Hawaii.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Matías Medina of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, and he's coming to kill Maria Garcia and the other Fabled Gene-Slammers yet again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Matías Medina of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's absolutely pissed off about what happened yesterday.

Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Antonio Maldonado must've found out about it, and now, he's really enraged now, and he's already pissed off of what you did to his thugs that he sent to kill the girls for revenge.

Amaia Marcosia: (Spanish Accent) Let him get enraged, we'd already had it up to hear with those Dark Santeria-practicing fanatics for the last time. So, we're finally going to get rid of Matías Medina for good, excellent.

Me: With what you girls and Lincoln are doing by slaying every last member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, this is really pissing off Antonio Maldonado.

Nico: What these guys have done in causing this kind of horror and terror in Mexico years ago with their sacrificial rituals. They're even worse than The Church of Necrom, The Order of The Black Cross, or even The Chernabog Sisters.

Lincoln: Not exactly, Nico, unlike The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, those three groups we'd dealt with in the past were a danger to the entire world with their dark powers, and the crimes they'd committed against humanity were extremely dark, and they've made deals with the demonic forces of Hell by selling their souls in exchange for those dark powers.

Me: Yeah, The Chernabog Sisters' parents made the deal with The Devil before they were even born to give their unborn daughters the powers of Hell and The Order of The Black Cross toyed with dark Satanic forces.

Nicholette Torrington: And Damian Alaister and his fucked-up friends had sacrificed their own families in a dark Satanic Ritual in their devotion to Necrom, and after they gained their dark powers, they all went on a bloody rampage killing millions of people in their rampage.

Lincoln: Yep, so even compared to those three dark Satanic groups, The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte is not on a high-level threat like those three, but they're still just as dangerous as they kidnapped many innocent people and ritualistically murdered them in their dark rituals, and we can't forget that they tried to desecrate the bodies of the dead in Mexico's cemeteries for their dark sacrilegious rituals.

Nico: They're playing with forces they can never comprehend: messing with the bodies of the dead is bound to anger the spirits of the dead who're buried there. Alright, gang, let's go, we got word from Cody Maverick that trouble is brewing in Hawaii.

Lincoln: We know it's not Tank, but I've got a feeling it's someone we faced in Bikini Bottom years ago, and if it's who we think it is, there's only one thing to say: SURF'S UP! And once we get done with the one causing trouble, you're the next one to die, Matías Medina.

Amaia Marcosia: (Spanish Accent) That monster will pay for every last one of his crimes, and once we get done with him, Matías Medina, you better say your prayers, because you deserve no salvation from God for your sins, for there is one thing that awaits you: Eternal Damnation.

With that we were off to Hawaii.


MAUI, HAWAII


(TREASURE TROVE COVE BY BANJO KAZOOIE PLAYS)

We arrived in Maui.

Me: Here we are guys!

Nico: Hello again Paradise.

May: I always love coming to Hawaii.

Me: Me too. Awesome fun times here.

Evil Splash Woman: I'm perfectly in my element here.

Whirlin: Because you're an aquatic Robot Master, right?

Evil Splash Woman: That's right.

Camie: It's always fun to come here.

Varie: Boy it sure is.

Qin: Yeah.

Lincoln: I can't wait to try out my new shining rainbow board!

Cozy Glow: Did you just make that yourself?

Lincoln: I sure did Cozy. It's awesome.

Me: This is gonna be gnarly dudes!

Nico: Yeah it sure is!

We saw Cody Maverick and friends.

Cody Maverick: Hey guys!

Me: Hey Cody.

Cody Maverick: Glad you guys could make it.

Qin: Like we would miss this.

Poliwag: I'm swimming in the water!

Luna Ghost: You go do that.

Magma: I'll pass on the water. Me and water don't mix well.

Poliwag went and did so.

Nico: So what's the situation Cody?

Cody Maverick: The beaches are being terrorized by a new foe.

Me: Uh oh! Is Tank causing trouble?

Cody Maverick: No not him this time. It's a nasty huge evil ocean wave. It's called THE BIG ONE!

THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP!

We gasped in shock!

Me: The Big One!?

Lily: Oh man! I remember the Big One! That was one NASTY Wave!

Lola: No kidding! That wave was huge!

Camie: What is the Big One?

Me: A nasty and mean evil Ocean Wave.

I went over what it was.


The Big One is a giant evil wave that likes to eat surfers and first appears in the episode "SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One" and later again in the online game Gnarly Rip Curl.

The Big One is a large, dark blue wave of water with a face and tongue made of water. It once smiles and eats Patrick's surfboard.

If one wants to live after surfing The Big One, they must make at least one sacrifice. Objects sacrificed to The Big One include Patrick and Squidward's surfboards, the Krusty Krab cash register, and Jack Kahuna Laguna, the latter two of which are later returned.


When I was finished everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!

Nico: Boy I remember that wave.

Laney: Me too.

Me: That was one nasty wave.

Trixie Lulamoon: Besides, last time I checked, Tank is well behaved after completing his community servuce.

Cody Maverick: Good. I'm glad. But you guys faced this wave before?

Varie: We sure have and we lived to tell about it.

Me: That was one of the most incredible adventures we've ever had underwater.

Lily: It sure was and it will be forever remembered in Neptune Crusaders history.

Varie: It was awesome.

We went over what happened in chapter 1116 and it was awesome.


We were over in Tennessee to see the treehouse of the Sector N Kids Next Door. We were told that Mandy knows this treehouse and we decided to check it out.

Me: So you went to this treehouse before Mandy?

Mandy: Yep. But you're gonna be surprised when you see it.

Me: Okay.

We arrived at the Sector N Treehouse and we were shocked to see that the treehouse looked so much like Mandy's Head.


They first appeared in Operation: M.A.C.A.R.R.O.N.I. where Sector V had traded the Toiletnator with adult-captured Numbuh 13. None of the members of this Sector seem to like Numbuh 13. When Sector V had a transmission to Sector N, they were happy as ever without Numbuh 13, who supposedly has bad luck. It's also interesting to note that this sector seemed to want to go to any length to make it so that Numbuh 13 wouldn't be returned to them, even faking emergencies to prevent it.

The different operatives were seen seated at the Kids Next Door Super Convention Center in Operation: I.T. before and after the game of tag was played.

In Operation: Z.E.R.O., they appeared at the end with all of Kids Next Door operatives.

This sector also attended the 2x4 Technology Convention (Operation: S.C.I.E.N.C.E.), but their project was not shown in the episode. Numbuh 13 can be assumed to not have attended, but left behind for safety reasons.

Sector N is also seen in Operation: M.O.O.N. where they helped stage the fake moon landing on Kids Next Door Fake Moon Set.

In The Grim Adventures of the KND, the Sector N treehouse was attacked by the Delightful Reaper and at least Numbuh 14 was merged into the being.

The last time Sector N is seen is in Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S. where they participated in the scavenging hunt. Numbuh 13 stole a box of cookies from Laura Limpin, prompting her to transform into The Big Badolescent.


Me: Why does the treehouse look so much like your head Mandy?

Mandy: (Nervous laughter) I had a nasty powertrip when we met the Kids Next Door.

Me: Wow. But it looks really cool this way.

It was really cool and we met Sector V's friends from Nashville, Numbuh's 13 thru 16 and they were really nice and awesome members of the Kids Next Door and more. Thanks to forming the TLPS-KND Federation we no longer have to Decommission members of the Kids Next Door and we have them form into the next step: Working for us.

Later we went back home.


At the estate, we were watching TV and I was reading a book.

Then the doorbell rang.

Lori: I'll get it.

Lori went and got it and she opened the door and saw that it was her cousin Sergeant Eric Loud of the United States Navy Seals. He looks like a male version of Lori. His blond hair was in the same style as hers and it was in a cronmage and he had a sailors outfit on and he had a bunch of medals on him including the Medal of Honor. He also had a bunch of bags with him.

Eric Loud: Hey cousin.

Lori: Cousin Eric!

They hugged!

Eric Loud: It's great to see you too cousin.

Eric came in.

Lori: Guys look who's literally here.

We saw Eric Loud.

Sheila Castille: Eric!

Eric Loud: Hey Sheila!

They hugged for the first time since their vacation.

Landon: Big brother!

Han: Welcome home big bro!

They hugged him.

Eric Loud: Hey guys. It's good to be home.

Lynn Sr.: Welcome home kiddo.

Eric Loud: Hey Uncle Lynn. It's good to be home.

Me: Sergeant Eric Loud. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Eric Loud: Same to you J.D. It's an honor to meet you. Sheila told me so much about you and how you helped her and her friends out.

Me: I don't like to brag.

Nico: Hi. You must be Eric Loud.

Eric Loud: I sure am. Nico Chan it's a pleasure to meet you.

Nico: Same here.

Eric Loud: I heard about what happened to you all because of Rotwood and I am so sorry about what happened.

Nico: It's all right Eric but thank you.

Later we were talking to Eric.

May: How did you and Sheila first meet?

Eric Loud: That is an interesting story. We met when Sheila was touring Pearl Harbor and I took her on an awesome plane flight around the island in a P52 Mustang.

Me: That's one of my dads favorite airplanes, the Flying Tigers are the P52 Mustangs.

Eric Loud: Yep. She had such an awesome time in it.

Sheila: It was awesome and it was so cool!

Laney: That's awesome.

Lana: It sure is.

Leonardo: I remember when me and my brothers first met Sheila.

Eric Loud: What was she like?

Michelangelo: She was a mindless spider monster who tried to eat us.

Raph: (facepalms) Way to be blunt, Mikey!

Me: That was the adventure where we cured her.

Eric Loud: I remember she told me about that. That is amazing.

Me: It sure is. We also gave her the ability to change at will.

Eric Loud: Wow.

Donatello: Has Sheila shown you her Shredlegs form at all?

Eric Loud: She sure did. I didn't mind that she had to be naked when she changed.

Me: Shredlegs is a Uintahzian Rockspider from the planet Uintahzia. It's located in the Andromeda Galaxy.

Eric Loud: Wow.

Lola: It sure is an amazing planet.

Lily: We've seen many kinds of planets and more.

Eric Loud: That's what I heard.

Eric told us that they had an awesome time in Hawaii. But another big thing that he told us was how he killed the leader of Al Qaeda and how he avenged all of the 3,000 people whose lives were slaughtered in 2001. He is a true war hero in the War On Terror.


Later at the Krusty Krab, us and the Neptune Crusaders and SpongeBob were sweating like pigs and SpongeBob's foot makes a slurping sound as he sucked in all the sweat.

Squilliam: [sweating] If it gets any hotter in here, we're gonna have to put fried calamari on the menu.

Nico: I know. It's really hot.

Lana: I'm not complaining.

Me: It's really hot.

Molly Malloy: It sure is.

Nico: Yeah.

Lana was using her ice powers to cool down.

Lana: I can't believe that it gets this hot down here.

SpongeBob: It's a good thing that new ceiling fan Mr. Krabs installed earlier is still working. [The fan stops]

Lana: Uh oh.

Naruto: It's out.

Mr. Krabs: Were you talking to me, guys?

Nico: I don't know.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. The f-f...

Mr. Krabs: Good word, boy! Don't sneak up on me like that.

Cleo: He didn't.

SpongeBob: The fan... it...

Mr. Krabs: You're not wearing shoes, lad. You're not going Section 8 on me, are ya?

SpongeBob: I was wearing shoes. They... It's so hot, they melted off.

It shows that his shoes were melted off in a black puddle of crud.

Nico: Ouch.

Mr. Krabs: Melted off?

Laney: The fan stopped working.

Mr. Krabs: Huh?

Lily: I think Mr. Krabs forgot to pay the electric bill again.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, you didn't... forget... to pay the power bill again, did you?

Mr. Krabs: Of course not! Here. Just fan yourself with some of this junk mail I keep finding in me mail box. [gives SpongeBob the "junk mail," which says: Power Bill Final Notice]

Lily: He forgot to pay the Power Bill.

Nico: I got this.

Nico wrote a check for the Power Company for $9,000,000.00

SpongeBob: [fans himself]

Varie: I know. It's really hot.

Mr. Krabs: That reminds me. Where are all the customers?

Squilliam: Probably out enjoying this beautiful day where it was meant to be enjoyed.

Mr. Krabs: Could you be a little more specific?

Squilliam: They're at the beach.

Mr. Krabs: Boys, I forgot to tell ya! Close up shop. We're going to the beach today!

They cheered.

Squilliam: Hallelujah!

[SpongeBob rips off his square pants revealing a blue swimsuit, innertube, waterwings and snorkel. The scene cuts to Goo Lagoon]

Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there!

Nat: Whoa!

Nico: Ahoy there good sir.

Mr. Krabs: My name is Eugene Krabs and I would like to know if I could interest either one of you in a fresh, delicious...

SpongeBob: [picks up a Krabby Patty with his spatula]

Mr. Krabs: Krabby Patty, fresh off the grill!

Frank: Are they free?

Mr. Krabs: Yes! Today, they're only three dollars! Each.

Frank: Sounds great. But I left my wallet up on the sand.

Squilliam: I told you!

Sandy: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

SpongeBob: What?

Rikki: Whoa!

Sandy: -eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

Frank: [shrugs]

Sandy: -eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haw! I love the beach!

SpongeBob: Oh, that noise was Sandy.

Luna: Hey Sandy.

Sandy: Y'all be careful! Looks like some big waves a-comin'!

Squilliam: Can't wait to start surfing.

Mr. Krabs: Be careful lass.

Sandy: Cowabunga!

Squilliam: What next?

Patrick: [pops up from underwater]

SpongeBob: Aloha, Patrick!

Nico: Hey Patrick.

Patrick: Hey guys.

SpongeBob: How'd you like to be our first customer in over seventeen working days?

Patrick: I'd love to!

Lana: Awesome!

Mr. Krabs: Squilliam, show him the menu.

Squilliam: [holds up the menu]

Patrick: Uh, I can't quite see it from here. I'll just have to climb on board.

SpongeBob: Ha, ha, ha! That's a good one Patrick: on-board! Whoa!

[Patrick is trying to climb onto the surfboard]

Nico: WHOA! WHOA!

Mr. Krabs: Careful! You're gonna capsize us!

Patrick: Almost up! [shaking the board all over the place]

Squilliam: OH NO!

Patrick: [waving arms uncontrollably. This moves the surfboard] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Eeeeeeee!

SpongeBob: Patrick! Look out!

Sandy: [riding a wave] Locals only!

Lily: Everyone is welcome!

Lincoln: Yeah!

Patrick: What'd she say?

Nico: INCOMING!

[all crash]

Mr. Krabs: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh! [hugs his cash register] Aaaaahhhhhh!

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squilliam: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Neptune Crusaders, Nico, SpongeBob and Patrick: [hug Squilliam] Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Sandy: Wipeouuuuuuuuuuuuuut! [lands on an island]

Mr. Krabs: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! [lands in the middle of the ocean] Wha? Where'd the beach go? These waters are calm. Too calm. [Dark clouds fill the sky] Black sky. [Blood shoots out of the water] Water spouts... of blood. [Three donuts fall from the sky. Krabs takes a bite of one] Jelly donuts falling from the sky. What could this mean? There's only one logical answer. I've landed right in the middle of Dutchman's Triangle. Right above Davy Jones' Locker. In the Devil's Galley. [another donut falls from the sky. The scene cuts to an island. Not the one Sandy landed on, but an island]

Awesome Eddie: Guys, look!

The Neptune Crusaders were on another island.

SpongeBob: [uses seaweed to draw in the sand]

Squilliam: SpongeBob, what are you doing with that seaweed?

SpongeBob: Just dragging it around.

Nico: Man this is cool being on an island.

Lana: Yeah.

Nokama: It's neat though.

Gali: I'll say.

Twitch: Hey there, home-dads.

SpongeBob: Huh?

Twitch: Welcome to our remote island.

Emma: Island?

SpongeBob: Island?

Squilliam: Island?

[Patrick is snoring]

Twitch: That's right, kemo sabe. Island. Although, we sometimes refer to it as an... island.

SpongeBob: We were just at Goo Lagoon selling Krabby Patties when this big wave hit us. Now we're on an island?

Twitch: The ocean works in mysterious ways.

Gali: It sure does.

Lana: Yep.

Lily: Amazing.

Awesome Eddie: And waves.

Twitch: Mysterious waves.

Island wanderers: [fold hands] Om. [except for Silent Stan but he does put his hands together]

Patrick: [folds hands] Om.

Lily: (Folds Hands) Om.

SpongeBob: How did you guys get here?

Gali: That's what we were wondering.

Twitch: Oh, we've been here since we dropped out of junior college. This is Awesome Eddie, Big G...

Chip: Hi.

Twitch: Chip, and Silent Stan.

[Silent Stan makes a "Shocka!" sign since he can't talk]

Twitch: And I'm Twitch.

SpongeBob: Why do they call you Twitch?

Twitch: [twitches] What?

SpongeBob: Never mind.

Lily: I've seen that before.

[The scene cuts to either later that day or a few days later]

SpongeBob: So what did you say this house is made from again?

Twitch: Guano.

Lana: It's bat poop.

Squilliam: Clever

SpongeBob: Well, it's been fun hanging out with you guys, but Mr. Krabs didn't give us the day off. So we gotta get back to Goo Lagoon.

Twitch: Yo, you're miles from the tourist track now, dudes.

Awesome Eddie: Yeah. The only way back is to surf there.

SpongeBob: [scared] O-only way... back... surfing... Bikini Bottom? [screams] Aaaaahhhhhh! [starts running in circles around the fire] I don't know how to surf! [starts crying]

Awesome Eddie: Whoa, chill out, little dude. We can teach you.

SpongeBob: [stops running and crying] Cool!

Lily: My big brother Lincoln is a surfer. He surfed the largest and biggest and rarest wave in the world.

Laney: He sure did.

Nico: Yep.

Twitch: Neat!

[The scene cuts to a scene where Twitch is teaching SpongeBob and Patrick to surf. A narrator speaks]

Narrator: Ah, learning how to surf. To some it comes as easily as eating an ice cream cone on a hot day.

[Twitch gives Squilliam, SpongeBob and Patrick each a surfboard]

Narrator: Others...

[SpongeBob and Patrick take bites out of their surfboards]

Narrator: ... to them, it's like eating an ice cream cone... on a cold day. Sometimes, in surfing, it's the approach that's most important.

SpongeBob and Patrick: [throw their boards into the water]

Narrator: And sometimes, it's the retreat.

[Squilliam, SpongeBob and Patrick's surfboards get hit by a wave and are knocked back to shore. Everyone runs away from the flying surfboards, screaming.. Squilliam, SpongeBob, Patrick and Twitch are sitting on surfboards]

Narrator: Once in a life-time, that perfect wave comes along. Not too big, not too small, and the surfer has to act fast...

Twitch: Go!

Narrator: ... or he stands to miss the ride of his life.

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! Wanna see something cool?

Patrick: You bet!

SpongeBob: Down here! [goes underwater with Patrick] See? It's a picture of Squilliam!

Patrick: Wow.

Narrator: But all in all, in life, it's not whether we win or lose, but whether we get totally stoked.

SpongeBob and Patrick: [running around while yelling, "Loo, loo, loo!" over and over again.. The scene cuts back to the house made of guano]

Twitch: Well, dudes, I give up.

Awesome Eddie: What?

Twitch: These ho-dads are impossible to teach. [twitches] Especially the one on the end over there. [points to Squilliam, whose head is wet and has seaweed on it. Big G coughs]

Awesome Eddie: What's that?

[Big G coughs again]

Awesome Eddie: Oh, no. There's no way, dude. He'd never do it.

[Big G coughs again]

SpongeBob: What's he saying?

Twitch: He reminded us that there is one dude who could possibly teach you. If you can find him.

Gali: Who?

Varie: Who?

SpongeBob: Who?

Twitch: His name [twitches] is Jack Kahuna Laguna. Or JKL, for short.

Laney: Nice name.

Awesome Eddie and Chip: Amen. [Big G coughs]

Twitch: We say that legend says that JKL was last seen up-river at the Kahmamoku Cove, where every wave is perfect.

Squilliam: Wow.

Lily: This will be interesting.

Patrick: Will there be nachos there? [Squilliam facepalms. The scene cuts to the river that the Neptune Crusaders, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squilliam are about to go into]

SpongeBob: Thanks again for letting us borrow these surfboards, Twitch.

Twitch: [twitches] No problem. And just keep following the river straight up until you hit Kahmamoku Cove. Can't miss it.

Lily: Right.

SpongeBob: How far up stream did you say it was?

Twitch: Well, we don't know cause we've never ever been there.

Awesome Eddie: We're definitely afraid of this river and wouldn't even set foot in it if you paid us.

Twitch: Yeah, interpret that any way you want.

Later at Goo Lagoon, Dark Spicer and the Masters of Evil came. They were asking where we were.

Dark Spicer: What do you mean J.D. and the others are missing!?

Fred: We don't know. They vanished.

Carly Carmine: I hope Jack is all right.

Dark Spicer: Feralhound can find them.

Dark Spicer turned into Feralhound

Feralhound was sniffing out our scent.

Vanitas: Find anything yet?

He was sniffing.

Feralhound: Found them!

They founded Dark Spicer as he ran onto the water and they followed him.

[Later Sandy is shown lying on a beach]

Sandy: Oh, where am I? Where is everybody? I'm stranded. SpongeBob, guys, where are you?!

[As a song plays, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squilliam paddle themselves slowly up-river. Eventually, they come across a waterfall. Patrick takes a picture of it and SpongeBob stares at it, admiringly. Squilliam sits on his surfboard. Then, they go down a waterfall. They scream and land. At the bottom SpongeBob and Patrick laugh while Squilliam sits, enjoying the beauty and scenery of the island.]

I'll make a beeline for the treeline. Getting back to nature always does me good. I'll make a beeline for the treeline, I just can't wait to get back in the woods. And if I need to close my eyes and dream, Of some quite mountain or stream, That's when I make the beeline for the treeline.

Me: It's so beautiful here.

Laney: It sure is.

Nico: Yeah.

Naruto: It's breathtaking here.

Lily: It sure is.

SpongeBob: Could you pull over here? I gotta tie my shoe.

Lily: Okay.

SpongeBob: [walks through a bush and comes across a sign that says, Welcome to Kahmamoku Cove, Home of J.K.L., ESO] Welcome to Kahmamoku Cove! JKL! Guys! Guys! I found the Cove! [giggles]

Me: Cool!

Laney: Lets go see.

Lori: Okay

Squilliam: I bet this guy won't even be here.

Vince: We won't know until we look.

SpongeBob: Oh, don't worry, guys. He'll be here.

Lily: Yeah.

Squilliam: We don't even know what he looks like.

Nico: I bet he's as ugly as Squidward was.

SpongeBob: You've got to stop judging people by the way they look. [close-up on his face. He is very ugly and a Donkey Brays in the background]

Squilliam: [grossed out] You're right.

Patrick: [pointing to a hut] Look!

We saw his hut.

[a really long surfboard begins to emerge from the hut]

SpongeBob: It's him!

Squilliam: [Wow. The surfboard continues to come out. It is revealed to be huge] Oh, my- [faints. A man emerges from the hut]

Me: Wow.

SpongeBob: It's JKL! [Gulps] Hail O great swami of the Gnarly Pounders! We seek audience with thee.

Me: J.K.L. it's an honor.

Patrick: Plus, we wanna talk to you.

SpongeBob: Will you teach us how to surf, O great one, so we may get back home? [JKL says nothing]

Patrick: Uh...

Lily: Can you please teach us how to surf like my brother Lincoln?

Patrick: I kinda like staring at him.

[Jack Kahuna Laguna jumps into the water with his surfboard. Everyone, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squilliam stare at him. Dolphins jump near the back of JKL's surfboard. Lily, SpongeBob and Patrick start to tear up]

SpongeBob: I've never seen anything more beautiful. Have you, Patrick?

Patrick: Not since I saw my first triple-layer cheese cake.

Lily: Amazing!

JKL: That... was your first lesson. [returns to his hut]

Squilliam: It was so magical.

JKL: [magically returns to the water. we then see him playing his drums] Just keep breathing.

Lily: Okay.

[The scene cuts to Mr. Krabs sitting on half a surfboard in the middle of the ocean. He has put a piece of seaweed on the top of his cash register. He has also grown a gray beard] [makes gibberish noises]

Mr. Krabs: [pulls a shell out of the water] Look, Cashy! [breaks the shell in half and connects them to the sides of the seaweed] Earrings! Well, Cashy, I guess the Devil's Galley isn't so bad. As long as that Flying Dutchman doesn't appear and stick us in Davy Jones' Locker! But that won't happen, will it Cashy? [Cashy's drawer shoots out and hits the Flying Dutchman in the head who's flying by]

Flying Dutchman: Ow!

Mr. Krabs: Arrrgh! It's the Flying Dutchman!

Flying Dutchman: [drops his groceries] Aaahhh! It's some guy I've never seen before! Argh! Who be disturbing the Flying Dutchman's walk home from the convenience store? You even spilled me milk!

Mr. Krabs: I thought you were trapped in the Ghost Zone?

Flying Dutchmen: I got out.

Mr. Krabs: Well, there ain't no use crying over it. [Lightning bolts shoot everywhere] Yah! Don't worry, Cashy! I'll protect ye!

[The scene cuts to the island where SpongeBob and his friends are. They are sitting around a fire]

SpongeBob: Isn't Jack Kahuna Laguna the most totally awesome surf guru you've ever met, guys?

Laney: He is awesome!

Lincoln: He sure is.

[JKL walks by the fire and sits down with his drums]

Squilliam: Wow.

SpongeBob: Quiet, Squilliam! I think we're about to receive another lesson.

JKL: [plays his drums. Eventually, he stops, lifts his hands to the air, then plays the drums again] Just... keep breathing. [returns to his hut]

Me: Okay.

Squilliam: His surf lessons are amazing.

Dawn (Total Drama): And his aura is amazing.

Laney: It sure is.

Bridgette: Yep.

SpongeBob: Would it make you feel better if I went and talked to him?

Nico: Go for it.

Later SpongeBob came out.

Laney: Did you talk to him?

SpongeBob: Yup.

Squilliam: And?

SpongeBob: He said we just have to stare into this fire all night, and the secrets will be revealed.

Me: I understand.

Vypra: Hey guys!

We saw Vypra and everyone.

Me: Vypra, everyone.

Vypra: There you are! Do you know how long we were looking for you guys?!

Me: We got stranded out here and we're gonna try to surf back to Goo Lagoon.

Hydro Man: Your worries are over. We'll just teleport you guys and us out of here.

Me: No guys. We're gonna surf the entire way back. This'll be a really cool experience for us.

Lincoln: That's right. I surfed Humungadunga and I want all of us to surf back.

Laney: Yeah.

Lily: It's gonna be awesome.

[The scene cuts to Sandy's island]

Sandy: Well, Sandy, using only your bare hands and the resources found on this deserted island, you have not only survived, but thrived. You've built a five star hotel, a steam-powered generator, a car that runs on coconut milk, and even a espresso bar. I almost don't wanna leave. But I miss Bikini Bottom. Now I can find SpongeBob and the gang and fly us right back. [climbs into and activates her helicopter] Acorn 1 to Tower. Request clearance.

Dennis: Roger, Acorn 1. You are clear for take-off.

[Sandy flies away. The scene cuts to Mr. Krabs, the Flying Dutchman, and Cashy]

Mr. Krabs: Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman! I didn't mean to spill your groceries!

Flying Dutchman: Well, normally, I wouldn't mind, but I'm a little low on cash this month, and I have no way to pay for more. Unless you have some money I can borrow.

Mr. Krabs: No, I... [Dutchman grabs Cashy] Cashy! Please! Cashy is the closest thing to a friend I've ever had!

[The scene cuts to one of the islands. A wave washes up on Squilliam]

Squilliam: Oh, oh. Please tell me you all didn't stare into that fire all night.

Me: We did.

Nico: Wow.

Lily: It's breathtaking.

SpongeBob and Patrick: [tired from staring all night] Okay...

Squilliam: That's all right.

[SpongeBob and Patrick are knocked out]

Laney: Wow.

[Suddenly A storm of lightning starts. JKL runs away]

SpongeBob: Where's he going?! Come on! [chases after JKL. Everyone follows SpongeBob. Everyone, the Masters of Evil, SpongeBob and Patrick are running, but Squilliam is walking. SpongeBob and Patrick climb up a cliff]

SpongeBob: [gets shocked by lightning] [screams] Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Patrick: Look! He's on top of that big... drinking fountain!

Me: Those are ruins. I don't like the looks of this storm guys.

[Squilliam climbs the cliff. SpongeBob and Patrick climb the pyramid. Squilliam follows]

SpongeBob: JKL! Is this the next part of our training?

JKL: [hands in the air. He says this in a strange, echoing voice] Uh...

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squilliam: [screaming in some way]

JKL: These clouds. They can only mean one thing.

Me: They must be a really bad omen.

Patrick: Increased chance of precipitation? [it starts raining]

JKL: Yes. Every thousand years or so, the planets align in such a way that a perfect wave is formed.

SpongeBob: A perfect wave?

Nico: A perfect wave?

Lincoln: A perfect wave?

JKL: The world's biggest, fastest, longest, gnarliest, most totally awesome, perfect wave. They call it... the Big One.

Me: Wow!

Lincoln: Like Humungadunga.

Laney: This is gonna be awesome.

Patrick: Hey, that's what they used to call me!

JKL: It's probably the only wave big enough for you to ride all the way back to Bikini Bottom. You'll have to catch it, or you'll be stuck here... forever. [Huge lightning bolts flash] The Big One is almost upon us.

Me: Looks like we're in for one helluva challenge guys.

[The scene cuts to Mr. Krabs and the Flying Dutchman fighting over Cashy]

Mr. Krabs: Please! Please, Mr. Dutchman! Let Cashy go! I promise I'll never soil your waters again!

Flying Dutchman: Ya promise?

Mr. Krabs: Oh, yes. I promise on my dear Aunt Sally's false teeth.

Flying Dutchman: [angry] Liar! [Huge lightning bolts flash. Storm clouds hover and waves emerge from the water]

Mr. Krabs: What?

Flying Dutchman: Your Aunt Sally doesn't wear false teeth!

Mr. Krabs: How do you know?

Flying Dutchman: Because I dated her in high school!

Mr. Krabs: [Gasp!] No! [Dutchman takes Cashy]

Flying Dutchman: Whoops! [accidentally throws Cashy]

Sandy: This weather sure is dangerous! I better be careful! [Cashy hits the helicopter's windshield] May Day! May Day! I'm goin' down! Repeat: Down!

Flying Dutchman: And now, just to make sure this never happens again, I'm gonna send you on a little trip down the- [Sandy's helicopter hits him in the head] -Ooh ow, ooh ow! Ooh!

Mr. Krabs: Uh... where is that, exactly? [Dutchman lands on him. They both go underwater]

Sandy: [spinning out of control] May Day!

Mr. Krabs: [pops up from underwater] Oh, all alone again. [Cashy pops up from the water] Cashy!

Flying Dutchman: [lands at the bottom of the ocean. A sock lands on his face] Oh, what the... a tube sock? But that means...

Standing in front of him was legendary lead singer of The Monkees, Davy Jones himself!

Davy Jones: Yeah, that's right, baby! Welcome... to my locker! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! For a day-dream believer and a homecoming queen! [throws a sock at the Flying Dutchman. That same song plays. The scene cuts to Kahmamoku Cove]

JKL: Get ready, dudes. It's coming.

Me: I see it.

Squilliam: I am very sorry about what Squiddy tried to do, Nico.

Nico: It's fine, Squilliam. I'm just sorry that we had to resort to Hakaiing him out of existence.

Squilliam: I know but I can tell that he had it coming.

Me: This is gonna be awesome dudes.

SpongeBob: JKL, thanks for teaching us how to surf.

Me: Yeah.

JKL: Little dudes, I didn't teach you anything you didn't already know.

Me: I know. But you are an amazing teacher.

Squilliam: Here it comes!

SpongeBob: Well, JKL, I guess this is good-bye.

Me: We'll miss you.

JKL: Wait. There's something I forgot to tell you. In return for its awesomeness, the Big One always demands a sacrifice. And one of you... will not return.

We gasped.

Nico: Oh man.

Vypra: Hefty price.

[We all surf toward the Big One]

SpongeBob: Keep paddling, Patrick!

Patrick: This wind feels like broken glass mixed with razor blades!

Me: Here it comes guys!

SpongeBob: It's... the Big One!

It was a massive wave as tall as a 100 story skyscraper!

Me: WHOA!

Big One: Ha ha ha ha ha! [grabs Patrick's surfboard]

Patrick: No!

Big One: [puts salt on the surfboard and takes a bite of it] Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggg!

Patrick: Hey, I was gonna eat that!

SpongeBob: Patrick, grab on!

Big One: [stares at Squlliam]

Squilliam: [panics] Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [jumps on SpongeBob and Patrick's surfboard]

SpongeBob: Hang on, Squilliam! This is it!

Patrick: Time for those lessons to pay off!

Squidward: Look! That's Mr. Krabs down there!

Me: I see him.

Carly: We got to save him!

Mr. Krabs: You like it when I comb your hair, don't ya, Cashy?

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! Hop on or you'll be stuck here forever!

Mr. Krabs: Who said that?

Me: We did!

Mr. Krabs: Oh hey guys! [gets buried by the Big One]

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! I never even got a chance to tell him that I...

JKL: [on his huge surfboard] Looking for this?

SpongeBob: JKL! And Mr. Krabs!

Me: Thank goodness!

Misty Tredwell: Yeah!

Mr. Krabs: And Cashy! [jumps on the other surfboard. Then, he drops Cashy] Cashy!

[JKL dives off his surfboard]

SpongeBob: JKL!

Lincoln: NO!

[Cashy lands in the Big One's mouth. JKL follows]

SpongeBob: No!

JKL: Little dude... I was born to do this. [winks, waves good-bye, and is swallowed]

Big One: [burps]

Me: He's a true hero.

Squilliam: I guess the Big One prefers a high-protein meal.

Patrick: Now what are we gonna do?

SpongeBob: [plays JKL's drums. The storm clouds clear away and reveals a picture of JKL's face.

Me: Thank you JKL. Thank you. (Tear slides down my face)

Vypra: He's a true hero.

Laney: Yeah.

Maria: This is so much fun!

Horsea: Yeah!

Lincoln: It's so awesome!

Laney: Yeah! Woo-hoo!

Lana: I love surfing!

Lily: WEEEEE!

Lori: Bobby is literally not gonna believe this!

Leni: It's totes fun!

Luna: ROCKIN DUDES!

Luan: It surfs to conga! (Laughs) Get it?

Me: Love the jokes Luan.

The scene cuts to Goo Lagoon, where Nat and Shubie are lying on beach towels]

Nat: You hear a noise?

[Sandy crashes down in her helicopter]

Lifeguard: Everybody, look! A You-foe! [meaning UFO]

Jimmy-Gus: A spaceman!

Harold\Bill: [holding a pitchfork] Don't make any funny moves, spaceman! You're not conquering our world without a fight!

Sandy: [slaps the pitchfork] I'm not a spaceman, you dunder-head! It's me, Sandy! SpongeBob's girlfriend.

Beach goers: [act bored]

Sandy: Shucks. Now I'll never find SpongeBob and Patrick.

Gus: Who?

Sandy: My friends. They went surfing and never returned.

Gus: Is one of them, like, a little square dude with big teeth?

Nat: And a pink starfish and one the famous Squilliam?

Harold: And a bunch of them Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the Neptune Crusaders?

Sandy: You some kinda mind-reader?

Gus: No. [points at SpongeBob, Patrick, Squilliam, and Mr. Krabs]

People: Welcome home! [cheering]

Me: WOW!

Vypra: Wow. What a party.

SpongeBob: Hey, Twitch!

Twitch: [twitches] Grab a guitar, dude! Let's party!

Me: Yeah!

Big G: [coughs. Then, music starts]

Patrick: I love this song!

Mindy: Me too! Thank goodness you're all right Patrick.

Patrick: Aww.

Mr. Krabs: [laughs]

Mrs. Puff: I'm glad you're safe honey bunch.

Mr. Krabs: Thanks my little shrimp boat.

Squilliam: Look!

[JKL surfs in on a giant wave]

SpongeBob: JKL!

Me: He's alive!

Nico: Thank goodness.

JKL: Just keep breathing. [holds up Cashy]

Mr. Krabs: Cashy!

Maria: Did you enjoy the surfing, Horsea?

Horsea: I loved it!

May: It was so much fun.

SpongeBob: Turn it up, Chip! [Chip plays his saxophone harder.]

Me: This is so much fun!

Davy Jones: That's right!

Me: (Gasp) No way! Davy Jones, the Lead Singer of the Monkees!

Nico: AWESOME!

Luna: ROCKIN! I love all your songs dude!

Davy Jones: It's an honor to meet you mates.

Me: You are one of my favorite singers and it's an awesome honor to meet you.

Davy Jones: Same to you J.D. I love all your adventures baby!

Laney: We don't like to brag.

Me: Lets dance!

We had an awesome and fun time on the beaches of Goo Lagoon.

We later went back home and it was the most awesome time we have ever had.


When we were done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked, amazed and in awe.

Eli: WHOA! That is amazing!

Camie: Incredible!

Lola: Yeah that was so fun and cool.

Stratos: The worst part is that you don't even know when it'll attack.

Trident: Even I don't probably stand a chance.

Me: It's just THAT unpredictable.

Qin: Yeah it sure was.

Me: But to surf a wave like that was that so awesome.

Lola: It sure was.

Rainbow Dash: Boy that sounded so awesome.

Nico: It sure was.

Me: And now it's back for revenge? This is gonna be rough.

Roscoe: How much damage has it done right now?

Desoto: I hope it's not too much.

Cody Maverick: None so far but because of how dangerous this wave is, everyone is too scared to go into the water.

Me: Not us. We're going to make that wave pay.

Cody Maverick: This wave is out of control.

Qin: Then we got to destroy it.

Lola: Yeah and fast.

Poliwag: I agree.

Zuria: No kidding. We got to stop this wave fast.

Me: But one good sign that we can spot when the Big One comes is that when it's coming, the sky darkens up with thunderclouds.

Nico: Yep.

Gramma Stuffum: (German Accent) But first, I'll give you some food I made.

Rock: You'll like it.

Cody Maverick: Lets eat.

We got to eating and Cody loved Gramma Stuffum's food.

Gramma Stuffum saw Naruto still full.

Gramma Stuffum: What's wrong with Naruto?

Me: He's really bloated. He is not gonna be eating anything more for the rest of the day.

Nico: We went to a planet made of Ramen earlier this morning and Naruto practically ate all his chakra and body weight in ramen.

Lola: Yeah.

Leozack: Which is a shame. Because WE really could use some Nine Tailed action right now.

Me: Guys the way Naruto is full right now he can't even get up. Besides it's best to let him have a food coma moment now.

Nico: Yeah.

Sakura Haruno: Naruto earned a little rest here.

Me: Good.

Camie: You know how much he loves Ramen.

Qin: Yeah he can't get enough of it.

Ice Demon: I wasn't in the Masters of Evil at the time the Big One was first fought.

Coldsnap: Me neither.

Me: No you guys joined the group later on down the road.

Xenia: Yeah you sure did.

Me: But it was an awesome wave to surf on.

Prohyas: And it was better to do than listen to Helmet insulting us all day.

Helmet hopped in.

Helmet: DORKS!

BOP!

I bashed him on his head.

Me: Man Helmet you are an even worse annoyance than a rattlesnake covered in maple syrup.

Constantine: Okay, so maybe Naruto can't fight at the moment. We've still got some heavy hitters. Like Hulk and Edzilla.

Me: That's true. You know who is a more pathetic heavy hitter? Morbidia & Gateaux.

We laughed.

Eli: Morbidia is more like a useless sidekick.

We laughed some more!

Back at M.O.E. HQ, Morbidia heard us laughing and when she heard us call her that SHE REALLY FLIPPED HER LID!

Mortal Kombat Scorpion: Hinata, J.D. told us about what you accomplished in terms of ramen eating.

Aries Zodiart: Let me just say that we are never looking at you the same again.

Hinata: Oh yeah I do have a big appetite.

Nico: You sure do.

Qin: But we're proud of you Hinata.

Hinata: Thanks guys.

Xenia: You're welcome.

Hex Girls Luna: Don't worry, Naruto. We'll send you video footage of the battle.

Naruto: Thanks guys. (BELCH)

Qin: Naruto is really full there.

Witchy Simone: Boy Naruto loves ramen doesn't he?

Me: Naruto has loved Ramen ever since he was little.

Kushina: It's true ya know. He got it from me.

Me: Yeah he sure has.

Prohyas: Great minds think alike huh squirt.

Witchy Simone: THAT'S NOT MY NAME!

She fired a beam of magic and it hit an umbrella in the distance and turned it into solid rubies.

Qin: Nice.

Iceage: So, do we go looking for the Big One or do we find hiding spots?

Doc Duodenum: (IN FART) (For when it's time to do the entrance.)

Nico: Whichever comes first.

THUNDER RUMBLES

We saw the sky darken with thunderclouds.

Qin: Thunderclouds.

Me: The Big One is almost upon us.

Nico: Hide and get ready for the entrance it is then.

Eret: Normal people wouldn't see it until it's too late. But we're not normal people.

Eli: True but it's awesome. (Senses Something) Here it comes.

We saw a huge wave coming at us.

Me: There it is.

Eli: 10 klicks and closing.

Mortimer Mouse: I think I just wet my pants.

Stonedozer: Keep them dry, dude!

Me: Ew. Focus everyone.

Qin: Be ready to head out on to the water.

Vambre: Here we go.

We got our surfboards ready.

Squidward: Entrance time!

Me: COWABUNGA DUDES!

We went out and onto the water.

The Big One was coming at the beach and roaring and then the spirits of the greatest surfers came and they swirled around the wave and then they converged and then…

MASSIVE SUPER SPLASH!

A huge rainbow water wave came and then we were surfing on it and we were blasting the Big One!

Qin: Take that you bad wave!

The Big One roared!

New Wave: It's even more bigger then the last time you guys fought it!

Yani: And more menacing!

Me: But the bigger they are the harder they fall. Er splash in this case.

Qin: Yep.

We fired waves of energy and smashed it all over.

Then Vypra, Dai Gui, Aqueduct, Evil Seed, Mirror Master, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Metal Sonic, Marionette Shadow, Pterodactyl Ghost, May Kanker, Mudslide, Pisces Zodiarts, Evil Mushroom Man, Quark, Judge, Ghost of Merlin, Francisco, Two Face, and Droog.

Nico: Vypra, Dai Gui, Aqueduct, Evil Seed, Mirror Master, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Metal Sonic, Marionette Shadow, Pterodactyl Ghost, May Kanker, Mudslide, Pisces Zodiarts, Evil Mushroom Man, Quark, Judge, Ghost of Merlin, Francisco, Two Face, and Droog.

Vypra: This brings back memories.

Me: Boy it sure does.

Dai Gui: Vypra, you're the only one out of all of us who saw it before.

Aqueduct: I'm just glad I'm in my element.

Nico: Yep.

Evil Seed: (to Nico) We heard you went to a Ramen planet.

Nico: We sure did.

Mirror Master: Did you save some for us?

Nico: We sure did.

Me: More than enough for all of us.

Turkey Jerk then came.

Me: Boy you sure are a glutton for punishment Turkey Jerk.

Turkey JerK: I know.

Qin: Nice.

Turkey Jerk: Maybe I should give make some turkey food for you guys sometime. Even though it's not Thanksgiving.

Me: Good idea.

Qin: Easter Sunday would be perfect for that.

Turkey Jerk: That works.

We got the battles underway.


Luan, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Naomi Yukito, Flashwing, Shego and William VS Vypra - Nico's rescue and Battling Margie on a Ramen Planet with Hitch and Ayame Transforming


Vypra was first.

Vypra: (to Luan) Nico's rescue involved Battling Margie on a Ramen Planet. And with Hitch and Ayame Transforming.

Luan: Boy it was one amazing sight and the Ramen Planet was full of noodley love! You might say it was Noodle Fun! (LAUGHS) Get it?

They laughed at her joke.

Vypra: (LAUGHS) That was a good one.

Pinkie Pie: (LAUGHS) That was a good one! I get it!

Maud Pie: (monotonously) That was so funny I could burst.

Featherweight: It was really funny.

Sprocket: I agree there. It was great.

Naomi Yukito: That was still a cool planet to see though and as you can see Naruto is bloated.

Vypra: Boy he sure ate a lot of Ramen.

Luan: Yeah he can't get enough of the stuff. He has loved his ramen ever since he was a little kid.

Flashwing: Boy I will say this. The kid sure can't stop loving ramen.

Vypra: No kidding there. But I'm really impressed that Hinata can eat that much ramen. We're not looking at her the same way again.

Luan: No one ever will again. She has just as big an appetite as Nico and Goku's.

Vypra: That's for sure! Shall we dance?

Luan: We shall!

She formed her light sword and they clashed and Luan used her legend items.

TREASURE HUNT OF MONKEYS! LUAN'S LIGHT MYSTERY!

They fired waves of light, metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed her down.


Cornelia, Nicole Hale, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Crystal Wilmington, Andreas, Juandissimo and Tso Lan VS Dai Gui - Battling Another Tri Cerberus and Another Toyman


Dai Gui the Demon Sorcerer of The Earth was next.

Dai Gui: (to Cornelia) Nico, Carter's team, Toyman's team, and the others did good Battling Another Tri Cerberus. And Another Toyman too.

Cornelia: They sure did and they were both Sailor Soldiers for The Olympus Colosseum and The Destiny Islands. We were not expecting there to be a Sailor Soldier for Sora's islands.

Nicole Hale: Yeah it was an amazing surprise.

Applejack: Boy it sure was. Ever since we got back, Sora, Kairi, Riku, Aqua and friends have been talking about everything they did over the years.

Apple Bloom: Everything they did over the years was really amazing.

Flashwing: They had a lot of catching up to do.

Crystal Wilmington: Boy I'll say. But at least Sora is happy that Sailor Destiny Islands is back now.

Andreas: Andreas happy for them.

Dai Gui: I am too. Lets do it!

Cornelia used her legend items.

CORNELIA'S EARTH JUNGLE TREASURE HUNT! EARTHBOUND P.K. EARTHBUSTER!

They fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, crystal, apples and energy and smashed him down.


Raiden, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Tasha Noriyama, Lincoln, Cozy Glow, and Ty Lee VS Aqueduct - Lincoln's Rescue


Aqueduct was next.

Aqueduct: (to Raiden) I heard Lincoln's rescue involved fighting another terrorist group. Though this one probably hated J.D. and the others even before the 20 Days of Darkness happened.

Raiden: Yes they did. It was a terrorist group called the Phoenix Killers and they were an organization made by a Satanist.

Rainbow Dash: This guy was one insane monster!

Scootaloo: Yeah but he and his followers are now dead and forgotten memories.

Whirlwind: I agree there.

Tasha Noriyama: That is for sure. I'm glad they are gone forever. The Presidents laws and the new satellites we installed with Ground Penetrating Radar are working wonders and they are flushing out evil organizations like you wouldn't believe.

Lincoln: Now there is DEFINITELY No place to hide for anyone evil.

Aqueduct: You got that right. You can run but you can't hide. Lets do it!

Raiden used his legend items.

RAIDEN'S LIGHTNING FIST OF SHOCKING FURY! MORTAL KOMBAT FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

They fired waves of energy, lightning, rainbows and wind and smashed him down.


Mallow, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Sierra Logan, Mossman, Babs Seed and Trixie Lulamoon VS Evilseed - Meeting Gene-slammers for Evil HERO Nemesis, Adjusted Gold and Infernal Princess


Evilseed was next.

Evilseed: (to Mallow I heard you guys met Gene-slammers for Evil HERO Nemesis, Adjusted Gold and Infernal Princess. What are their names?

Mallow: Their names are Larisa Amana, Chantel Rhodes and Avaloon Cadieux and they are really awesome and cool.

Fluttershy: They sure are and they are amazing guardian angels for Lincoln and have even took down Lori and an evil business group.

Tornado Bolt: They sure did.

FLASHBACK

Nico: Yep. So, Larisa, Chantel, and Avalon, what's the story on how Avalon had gained both her dad's business and his fortune, and how it led to the downfall of her mom, her older sister, Lisa Cadieux, and the aunts, uncles, and all of the cousins on her mom's side of the family who'd hated her ever since the day she was born, and how it also led to Lori's humiliation when you girls found out she was in league with Lisa?

Avalon Cadieux: Oh, that's a story none of us will ever forget. As Lincoln, Larisa Amana, and Chantel Rhodes pointed out, my mom, my older sister, Lisa Cadieux, and the aunts, uncles, and all of the cousins on her mom's side of the family hated her ever since the day she was born, and that they've also physically and emotionally abused me and mistreated me, and Mom and Lisa murdered Dad so long ago, and they also schemed to get me killed as well, so they can take Dad's business and all his money which he left to me. But, I had help from Lincoln, the other Evil HERO Gene-Slammers, and my grandparents, my aunts, uncles, and all of the cousins on Dad's side of the family, who gathered a ton of evidence on those monsters, and all thanks to the help of the other Evil HERO Gene-Slammers, Lincoln, and my grandparents, her aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on Dad's side of the family, who are also powerful business owners, I'd gained both her dad's business and his fortune, and I became the CEO of Dad's business.

Larisa Amana: But as for the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family, they lost their businesses when we showed everyone who was gathered there at a huge party in the lobby evidence of the misdeeds they'd dealt on their customers and Avalon, and not only did Avalon and her company take over their businesses, but their executives also fired all of the aunts, uncles, and all of the cousins on her mom's side of the family, because of evidence of their misdeeds have been made public, and their executives have also gone over to Avalon's side.

Gretchen Holland: But, that wasn't the end, we also called the police, and they arrested her Mom, Lisa, and the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family since we also gave that evidence to the police. Among the partygoers, there was only one person who was absolutely pissed off: Lori. We'd found out that she and Lisa also humiliated Avalon horribly and they also beat her up badly. When Lori found out Lincoln, Avalon, and all of us had a hand in this, she lost her mind and grabbed a knife and ran at us to stab us, but Avalon punched Lori hard in the face and she went flying out of here, and Larisa put the cuffs on her, while we stood there, and I remembered Larisa's words all too well.

Larisa: (Smirks) Enjoy getting grounded by your parents, Lori.

Gretchen Holland: Then, I threw her at Luna, who grabbed Lori and dragged her into Vanzilla where she was dragged off back to The Loud House, and before the cops took her mom, her sister, and the aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family away, Avalon said these very words that really pissed them off.

Past Avalon: Enjoy the rest of your lives in federal prison.

Lorelai Delancey: Then, everyone on her dad's side of the family cut ties with those monsters and vowed never to help or speak to them ever again. And after getting convicted in court, her former aunts, uncles, and all the cousins on her mom's side of the family got sent to federal prison. And as for her former Mom and Lisa, for what they did in abusing her for years and murdering her dad, they got sent to separate federal prisons and with life sentences with no chance for parole.

Nico: Avalon, I hate to say this, but your ex-mom, and your former relatives on your ex-mom's side of the family are nothing more than shameless, abusive, greedy, and murderous gold diggers.

Avalon Cadieux: No, I agree with you, Nico, and that's exactly what Lincoln said about them as well, and when he found out Lori was also helping Lisa in hurting me, man, was he pissed off big time.

Lincoln: I sure was, when I found out Lori was helping that gold digger, Lisa, with hurting Avalon, I was really seeing red.

Lucinda Stewart: I honestly thought he was going to attack her and drain her dry of every last drop of blood, but he didn't: he had a plan to help Avalon Cadieux, he and all of us, along with Avalon's relatives on her dad's side began gathering evidence on her ex-mom, Lisa, and her ex-relatives on her mom's side, and after we gave the evidence to the police, we also planned to reveal the truth to everyone at a party that would be Avalon's ascension to being the CEO of her dad's company, and as soon as we revealed it, you should've seen the looks on her ex-mom, Lisa, and her ex-relatives on her mom's side, they were speechless, and they went berserk with rage, it was priceless.

Luan: And when we found out Lori was also helping that gold digger, Lisa Cadieux, in hurting Avalon, we wanted to turn her into a human pretzel for her involvement, but Mom and Dad chewed her out, and as soon as we got home, Lori got grounded for nine months, and she was sent to Aunt Ruth's house, because none of us even wanted to look at her.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Evilseed: Geez! That is a brutally crazy story. But I'm glad that Avalon's dad was avenged and that her so called mom and relatives are all in prison forever.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Thank goodness ja.

Stealth Elf: That is for sure. Those monsters deserve to spend the rest of their lives in prison.

Sierra Logan: I agree there too.

Mossman: Same here. They had it coming.

Evilseed: Yeah no kidding there. Lets do it!

Mallow activated her Legend Items.

EMERALD POKEMON ARMY! MALLOW'S NATURE POKEMON FURY!

They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed him down.


Zoe Orimoto, D'Arcmon & Kazemon, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Catarina Henrickson, Crysta, Strut, Roscoe, and Desoto VS Mirror Master - The Mascots pelted with Rubber Balls by a jerk


Mirror Master was next.

Mirror Master: (to Zoe) The Mascots were pelted with Rubber Balls by a jerk. What was the asshole's name?

Zoe: It was Gelman and he was a bully that beat the living crap out of Gus and some of the kids in Third Street School.

D'Arcmon: He was a rotten to the core bully that made many kids in Third Street School miserable.

Kazemon: What a heartless unsanitary snake in the grass he is.

Starlight Glimmer: No kidding! And he is a total jerk! Nico was REALLY upset with him.

Cozy Glow: Yeah no kidding there! Gelman is a monster.

Hex: He has no brains at all. But Nelson Muntz agreed to be his archenemy.

Catarina Henrickson: Very fitting for him too.

Crysta: I agree there.

Mirror Master: Same here. Bully VS Bully is very fitting. Lets do it!

Zoe activated her Legend Items.

ZOE'S WIND FLIGHT OF MAGIC! FLIGHT OF THE FAIRY!

They fired waves of wind, bones, magic, stars, blood, lightning, skulls and energy and smashed him down.


Maximum Ride, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Gemini Richie, Azmuth, Leozack, and G1 Dirtbag VS Pterodactyl Ghost - The girls all did a tremendously amazing job yesterday


Pterodactyl Ghost was next.

Pterodactyl Ghost: (to Maximum Ride) You and the rest of the girls all did a tremendously amazing job yesterday. You should be proud of yourselves.

Maximum Ride: We all are very proud of ourselves. It was an awesome and tremendous display of true girl power yesterday.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure was. And it showed us that girls can be just as strong as anyone we know.

Starshine Sparkle: That is for sure. Girls can be just as powerful as boys.

Spyro: Yeah they sure can.

Gemini Richie: I agree too.

Azmuth: That is an absolute fact.

Pterodactyl Ghost: You got that right. Lets do it!

Max activated her legend items.

MAXIMUM RIDE'S ANGELIC FLIGHT OF FANCY! THE FLOCK STRIKES FORTH!

They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.


Ax of the Andalites, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Ariana Montenegro, Arrietty, Constantine (Robotboy) and Viceroy (Randy Cunningham) VS The 10,000 Volt Ghost - SpongeBob, Patrick and Everyone surfed The Big One and made it back safe


The 10,000 Volt Ghost was next.

10,000 Volt Ghost: (to Ax) SpongeBob, Patrick and Everyone surfed The Big One before. And made it back safe.

Ax: They sure did and that was an incredibly awesome wave to surf.

Rarity: It most certainly was darlings! We weren't there when it happened but it was absolutely incredible.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah it sure was! Surfing on the Big One was a true adrenaline rush for them.

Gill Grunt: Boy it sure was. SpongeBob, Patrick and everyone learned so much under JKL back then.

Ariana Montenegro: That was so awesome hearing about that.

Arrietty: It was really cool!

10,000 Volt: Wow that is amazing. Lets do it!

Ax used his legend items.

AX'S DISGUISE POWER! ANIMORPHS INTERSTELLAR BATTLES!

They fired waves of water, energy, ice and jewels and smashed him down.


Vinyl Scratch, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Aria Seleneia, Camie, Hex Girls Luna, and Dusk VS Metal Sonic - The Big One is one of the meanest waves ever


Metal Sonic was next.

Metal Sonic: (to Vinyl) The Big One is one of the meanest waves ever. And it probably got even bigger this time around!

Vinyl Scratch: Yeah no kidding there! That wave is one gnarly awesome wave to surf on.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that was awesome hearing about how it was surfed on back then.

Sunburn: Boy it sure was cool.

Aria Seleneia: It sure was awesome.

Camie: I'll say!

Metal Sonic: That was one awesome wave. Lets do it!

Vinyl used her Legend Items.

VINYL SCRATCH'S LASER RAVE! DANCE MEMORY BATTLE!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.


Style Queen, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Verliya Queshington, Yakumo, Lois Griffin, and Eret (How to Train Your Dragon) vs Marionette Shadow - Us meeting Davy Jones back then too and Surfing the Big One was awesome


Marionette Shadow was next.

Marionette Shadow: (to Style Queen) You guys met Davy Jones back then too. And all of you Surfing the Big One was awesome.

Style Queen: We sure did meet Davy Jones back then and it was so awesome and cool. All of us surfing the Big One was amazing.

Princess Luna: Even though many of us weren't with the team back then it was really cool.

Moondust: Yeah it sure was cool and amazing.

Snowdrop: I agree there and it was so awesome and fun to hear about.

Gari: It sure was. We were amazed though.

Blackout: It sure was cool. JKL is one awesome guru for surfing.

Verliya: I agree there.

Yakumo: That was still very fun.

Marionette Shadow: Glad you guys had fun there. Lets do it!

Style Queen used her legend items.

FASHION BRIGADE FURY OF STYLE QUEEN! MIRACULOUS LADYBUG: RAMPAGE OF THE STYLE QUEEN!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.


Mera of Atlantis, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Lincolnshire Sisters, Ariel, Squidward and Master Frown VS Ryugu Tamatebacco - Surfing the Big One really enhanced our Surfing Skills.


Ryugu Tamatebacco was next.

Ryugu Tamatebacco: (to Mera) Surfing the Big One really enhanced the surfing skills of you guys. Just wish I could've been there.

Mera: You would have loved it. It was so cool and everyone learned so much under JKL.

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome hearing about it too.

King Solar: It sure was awesome hearing about it.

Solar Eclipsa: Everyone had fun on that one back then.

Amber Morning: They sure did and the best part was that they made it back.

Spotlight: We sure did.

The Lincolnshire Sisters nodded in agreement.

Red Lincolnshire: Yeah that was so awesome to hear about.

Ariel: You got that right. Sorry you weren't with us back then Squidward.

Squidward: I had a lot to reflect on back then.

Ryugu Tamatebacco: I believe it. Lets do it!

Mera used her legend items.

SONG OF PRINCESS MERA! OCEAN OF ATLANTIS FURY!

They fired waves of water and light and smashed him down.


Tony Jones VS May Kanker


May Kanker was next.

May: Duh this is fun.

Tony Jones: You got that right.

He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Genkai VS Mudslide


Mudslide was next.

Mudslide: Boy the Big One is a tough wave to conquer.

Genkai: Yes it sure is.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Nudge VS Pisces Zodiarts


Pisces Zodiarts were next.

Pisces Zodiarts: At least the Big One was able to come with a sign.

Nudge: Thank goodness or who knows what would have happened.

She flew into the air and fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Panty & Stocking VS Evil Mushroom Man


Evil Mushroom Man was next.

Evil Mushroom Man: Do you guys like surfing?

Panty Anarchy: Surfing is one fucking A awesome sport.

Stocking Anarchy: Yeah it sure is Fucking A awesome.

Evil Mushroom Man: You got that right. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Honia VS Quark


Quark was next.

Quark: Time for the tiny to fight.

Honia: You got that right.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Ms. Spell VS Ghost of Merlin


Ghost of Merlin was next.

Ghost of Merlin: Time for magic.

Ms. Spell: You bet!

She fired waves of magic and smashed him down.


Rui VS Francisco


Francisco was next.

Francisco: This is amazing.

Rui: Boy it sure is!

She fired waves of ice and smashed him down.


Cia VS The Judge


The Judge was next.

The Judge: This will be fun sentencing this big wave.

Cia: It sure will be fun!

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Yelan VS Two-Face


Two-Face was next.

Two-Face: This will be a good one.

Yelan: Yes it sure will.

She fired waves of light and smashed him down.


Suki VS Droog


Droog was next:

Droog: You ready for this?

Suki: Always ready for this.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Good Cinder Fall, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Turkey Jerk


Turkey Jerk was next.

Turkey Jerk: Boy the Big One is a huge wave huh?

Me: You're not kidding there. It's awesome.

Varie: It sure is.

Good Cinder Fall: You got that right. But it's awesome and fun.

Eli: I'll say!

Turkey Jerk: Boy no kidding! Lets do it!

Me: Gladly!

I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Destroyers of The Big One, they're a collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and an anti-Big One symbol etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large phoenix heads for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handles, four large dragon heads and large colored gems on the bottom of the dragon heads for the pommels. Once in hand, we'll get a massive power and energy increase.

I teleported back with them.

Tommy Oliver: Lets Do it guys! IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

THUNDERCLAP!

Tommy: TIGERZORD!

Zach: MASTODON!

Kimberly: PTERODACTYL!

Billy: TRICERATOPS!

Trini: SABER-TOOTHED TIGER!

Jason: TYRANNOSAURUS!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN 2!

They turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers again!

Me: YEAH! Lets get him!

Tommy: Lets bring them together!

They formed the Power Blaster!

Me: FIRE!

We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Turkey Jerk and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Me: Turkey Jerk you have failed this ocean!

Eli: Yeah he has!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and we were surfing on our surfboards!

SpongeBob: IT'S THE BIG ONE!

Me: COWABUNGA DUDES!

Noah: This wave IS blue.

Tsukasa: It's a no brainer on what we should use.

Kamen Ride: Forever Blue!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER BLUE!

The Megaforce Rangers and Tsukasa turned into the Blue Rangers and Daiki summoned clones of all the Blue Rangers!

Qin: YEAH!

We went at the wave and fired waves of energy and blasted it all over the place.

Xenia: Take this!

She fired an energy arrow and blasted the Wave all over.

Qwun fired waves of energy and smashed the wave all over

Skydive, Skywarp, Michael Morningstar and Vambre used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Skydive's Nega-Gun, Skywarp's Machine Gun and Vambre and Michael's powers 100-fold.

Michael Morningstar and Skywarp: STARBOLT MACHINE GUN BARRAGE!

Vambre and Skydive: MIGHTY MAGISWORD ELEMENT STORM!

MAELSTROM OF REDEMPTION and New Wave: MAELSTROM FURY BLAST!

Sovereign Dragon of The East and Hydros: SOVEREIGN DRAGON ICE STORM!

Earth Hero and Stonedozer: EARTH HERO STONEDOZER BLAST!

Wind Masters of The Planet and Whirlin: WIND MASTERS OF THE PLANET BLAST!

Metroid Extermination and Iceage: METROID EXTERMINATION BLAST!

Volcanic Light Force and Magma: VOLCANIC LIGHT FORCE BURST!

Firestorm Hair Fury and Mortal Kombat Scorpion: FIRESTORM HAIR BLAST!

Sovereign Tiger of The West and Stratos: SOVEREIGN TIGER BLAST!

Fury of Umi III and Ice Demon: FURY OF UMI III BLAST!

Sunrise of Food and Power and Gramma Stuffum: SUNRISE OF FOOD BLAST!

Lightning Angel and Yani: LIGHTNING ANGEL BLAST!

Jellyfish Smashers and King Jellyfish: JELLYFISH FURY BLAST!

Fury of the Mouse and Mortimer Mouse: FURY OF THE MOUSE BLAST!

Splashing Fury and Evil Splash Woman: SPLASHING FURY BLAST!

Farts and Cats and Doc Duodenum: FARTS AND CATS BLAST!

Ghosts of the Moon and Luna Ghost: GHOSTS OF THE MOON SHOT!

Fireworks of the Zodiac and Aries Zodiart: FIREWORKS RAM BLAST!

Aqua Fury Force and Trident: AQUA FURY BLAST!

Cold Waves of Doom and Coldsnap: COLD WAVES OF DOOM BLAST!

Mayhem of Rocks and Plants and Rock: MAYHEM OF ROCKS BLAST!

Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Nyx Midnight, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!

Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Sunray, Wild Apple-Joe, Dagger Blade, Royal Solflare, Boomer Bang, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: FIRESTORM OF FORGIVENESS!

Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Overcast, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING STORM OF LOYALTY!

Applejack, Apple Bloom, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Shy Crystal, Trihorn, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY!

Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Manta Stingray, Nova Lisa, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Rose, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: JEWEL STORM OF GENEROSITY!

Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Dr. Ciel Ratchet, Omega, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: GEAR STORM OF LAUGHTER!

Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!

Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Terror-Bite Vu~anpaiabaito, Phantom, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie Lulamoon, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain. SKULL SMASHING STORM OF EMPATHY!

Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Blazing Falcon, Amazone, Blossom Bloom, Robert "Rob" Leonar De Nimoy, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Alt. Chrysalis and Light Skylanders: LIGHT FLARE OF THE SUN!

Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Selena Raven, Gilbert-Iago the Gargoyle, Marc "Jones" Leopard, Dark Rose, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven and Dark Skylanders: MOONLIGHT OF THE NIGHT!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Lily, me, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy and Nico: FRIENDSHIP SURFING BLAST!

We fired a massive blast of energy and elements.

Lincoln: SURFBOARD ELEMENT STYLE: SHINING RAINBOW BOARD!

Jessica Shannon: SURFBOARD STING STYLE: WASP BOARD!

Peni Parker: SURFBOARD WEB STYLE: SPIDER BOARD!

Entrapta: SURFBOARD LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDER BOARD!

Perfuma: SURFBOARD NATURE STYLE: FLOWER BOARD!

Frosta: SURFBOARD ICE STYLE: ICE BOARD!

Mai Shiranui: SURFBOARD FIRE STYLE: FLAME BOARD!

Yuna: SURFBOARD WATER STYLE: AQUA BOARD!

Julie: SURFBOARD EARTH STYLE: STONE BOARD!

Makoto Nanaya: SURFBOARD WIND STYLE: TORNADO BOARD!

Colette: SURFBOARD LIGHT STYLE: SHINE BOARD!

Ryuko (TLPS): SURFBOARD DARK STYLE: SHADOW BOARD!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into said surfboards!

Lincoln and his harem: SURFBOARD FINAL SMASH: SURF'S UP!

They started surfing while in their swimsuits and doing damage to Big One.

We fired massive water blasts at The Big One, and we sent it to The Black Gates.

Lincoln: You've caused enough trouble to the surfers long enough, Big One.

Nico: Your days of hurting surfers are done. Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet.

Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) That's right, there's still the matter of Matías Medina of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte to deal with, and that religious fanatic should be coming...right now!

?: (Spanish Accent) You and the rest of your friends, along with all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, shall be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, Maria Garcia!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Oh great, I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, don't you know when to stay away from us, Matías Medina.

A man with black hair, tanned skin, brown eyes, and dressed in black clothes came out, it was Joaquín Lozano, the next member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.

Amaia Marcosia: (Spanish Accent) Lincoln was right that you and the other members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte had broken out, but if you think you intend to finish what we started, then, you're just as insane as ever.

Matías Medina: You will all be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, and our deity will reward us as we bathe in your blood!

Suddenly, Amaia Marcosia's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, she unholstered her massive Fabled Marcosia-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Matías Medina, she left black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels with every step.

Amaia Marcosia: (Spanish Accent) At least, I know that you're still the same religious fanatic still devoted in the practice of Black Santeria, but now, I've just about had it up to hear with you for the last time, Matías Medina. You and The Order have caused more than enough bloody chaos for the last time, and for what you all tried to do in an attempted desecration of the bodies of the dead, that is an unforgivable sin. As the Gene-Slammer of Fabled Lurrie and member of The Order of The Fabled, I hereby sentence you to death for your bloody crimes!

Suddenly, Amaia Marcosia was surrounded by a massive vortex of black energy with darkness, light and dark magic, and light surrounding the vortex, there are imps, fiends, dark angels, and Fabled Marcosia flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Amaia Marcosia emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Amaia Marcosia grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels surrounding her and her three imps, she has Fabled Marcosia emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has imp earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Fabled Marcosia with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her red imp-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Amaia Marcosia has on a sleeveless open midnight black blouse, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, long midnight black skirt with jewels around the waist, black lace stockings, midnight black knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels on the coattails, and on the back is Fabled Marcosia surrounded by darkness and light and imps and on top of Fabled Marcosia is an anti-Sergio symbol. Suddenly, Amaia Marcosia felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with red tips on the large midnight black feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails. Amaia Marcosia has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Amaia Marcosia's massive Fabled Marcosia-themed greatsword and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Fabled Marcosia's Darkness Light Fabled Imp Greatsword of Darkness Light Fabled Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and Fabled Lurrie etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large imp heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large imp heads with green gems and large red gem on the bottom of the imp heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Fabled Marcosia's head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Fabled Marcosia that said, "Amaia Marcosia, Gene-Slammer of Fabled Marcosia, Friend of Maria Garcia, Gene-Slammer of Fabled Leviathan, Member of The Fabled Gene-Slammers and Member of The Order of The Fabled, Goth Girl of Guanajuato, Mexico, Master of The Powers of Darkness and Summoner of Imps, Expert on Spooky Mexican Legends and Legendary Monsters of Spanish Legend, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Despiser of Sergio Casagrande, Destroyer of Matías Medina of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Imps, and Fallen Angels"

アマイア・マルコシア、ファブルド・マルコシア のジーンスラマー、マリア・ガルシア の友人、伝説のリヴァイアサン のジーンスラマー、伝説のジーンスラマー のメンバー、伝説の騎士団 のメンバー、メキシコ、グアナファトの ゴス少女、魔力の達人闇とインプの召喚士、不気味なメキシコの伝説とスペインの伝説の伝説のモンスターの専門家、愛するガーディアン エンジェル、リンカーン ラウドの将来の妻、ダーク ロリの破壊者、セルジオ カサグランデの軽蔑者、ヌエストラ セニョーラ デ ラ騎士団のマティアス メディナの破壊者サンタ・ムエルテ、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、闇、インプ、堕天使のマスター

Amaia Marcosia has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FABLED MARCOSIA-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS LIGHT IMP MEXICAN FABLED MARCOSIA ANGEL OF DIVINE DARK FABLED MARCOSIA IMP JUSTICE AND DIVINE FABLED MARCOSIA IMP LOVE!

We were amazed by Amaia Marcosia's Super Angel-Fabled Marcosia-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Matías Medina saw it, he went insane and he got out his sacrificial knife to stab her, but Amaia Marcosia fired a powerful black energy blast with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels at Matías Medina, which hit him and pushed him back and he also got burned, but this really pissed him off now.

Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Incredible, Amaia's transformed.

Lincoln: Yeah, and she really sent Matías Medina back with that energy blast she fired and that really pissed him off now, and Amaia, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Amaia Marcosia: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Light Fabled Marcosia and Divine Darkness Light Fabled Marcosia Imp Love) (Spanish Accent) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to Matías Medina once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Amaia.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Amaia Marcosia.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done running, Matías Medina, and now, you're going to pay for the times you and The Order have tried to kill my Guardian Angels in the past.

Amaia Marcosia and Lincoln went after Matías Medina, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Matías Medina and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now.

Then, Amaia Marcosia sent her three imps and Lincoln summoned his own imps and they sent them at Matías Medina, and they claw at his face and body, and that caused him to drop his sacrificial ritual knife, which Lincoln was given.

Nico: Nice touch with summoning imps to attack him.

Me: Lincoln did say that The Fabled Gene-Slammers can also summon imps, and he can also do the same thing after he fed on their blood.

Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Amaia Marcosia, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Fabled Marcosia's Darkness Light Fabled Fallen Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's midnight black with red flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and Fabled Marcosia surrounded by imps and light etched on the sides, and red gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Amaia Marcosia aimed their hand-cannon blasters at Matías Medina.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Eat energy blasts, Matías Medina!

Amaia Marcosia and Lincoln fired blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, and elemental forces at Joaquín Lozano and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down. Then, as they holster their hand-cannon blasters, Lincoln threw Matías Medina's sacrificial ritual knife and it hits Matías Medina right in the chest and it pierced his black heart, and he immediately died of blood loss, and when his spirit appeared, Amaia Marcosia and Lincoln gave Matías Medina The Black Gates for good. We cheered as Amaia Marcosia and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Amaia Marcosia's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.

Amaia Marcosia: (Spanish Accent) For what you've done in practicing Black Santeria to cause death to so many innocent souls, you deserve nothing but eternal damnation. Thanks for helping me end Matías Medina for good, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Amaia.

Suddenly, Amaia Marcosia wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Amaia Marcosia's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, imps, and Fabled Marcosia flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and and light shining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Amaia Marcosia absorbed the light and they came back to us as the display and Amaia Marcosia vanished.

Nico: Wow, guys, that was one awesome battle you fought, and with Matías Medina's death, now there are only twenty members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.

Lincoln: Yep, which means that the next one to take down tomorrow is Nicolás Moreno, which means it'll be Isabel Miztoji's turn.

Isabel Miztoji: (Spanish Accent) That's right.

Me: Those monsters have caused enough trouble and damage to too many innocent lives.

Nico: And all for the practice of Dark Santeria. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet tomorrow?

Lincoln: Hmm, oh, I have an idea, but the next set of girls we'll be meeting on my rescues in the days to come are the incarnations of the beings from The Cthulhu Mythos.

This caused The Old Entity Gene-Slammers in Lincoln's harem and even The Goths of Darkness to gasp in shock.

Brittney: Holy crap, actual incarnations of the beings from The Cthulhu Mythos. My God, I hate to find out what would've happened if your enemies from the past ever crossed them.

Nico: (Gulps) Remember what happened if any of them ever crossed those who were Gene-Slammed into The Old Entity monsters?

Me: Yeah, I haven't forgotten. So, which one of these Cthulhu Mythos being incarnations are we going to meet tomorrow, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Adriana Azathoth, The Incarnation of Azathoth.

Nicholette Torrington: She's also the most powerful of The Cthulhu Mythos entity incarnations, since Azathoth is one of The Outer Gods in The Cthulhu Mythos, and she has the same omnipotent powers as Azathoth himself, immortality, along with knowledge of all forms of black, dark, and Satanic magic, and she's the master of a dark power called Azathoth's Dark Madness Melody, one of a massive and forbidden collection of dark curses that we call The Lovecraftian Curses, and when she casts this dark curse on someone, they'll hear the music of The Servitors of The Outer Gods, and that accursed dark music will drive them mad, and even worse, should they dare see Azathoth in their dreams, they will be damned to eternal madness and their soul will be dragged into eternal darkness.

We gasped in horror.

Me: Oh, damn, and these girls know these kinds of curses.

Lincoln: Oh yeah.

Nico: And there's a reason why it's forbidden: the dark language of The Cthulhu Mythos entities has the power to drive those who have no comprehension of them mad.

Me: No kidding!

Pterodactyl Ghost: Looks the Big One just took a dive.

10,000 Volt Ghost: This time for good.

Metal Sonic: Scans indicate no signs of movement.

Me: Thank goodness.

Marionette Shadow: Which means it's safe to enter the water again.

Ryugu Tamatebacco: Thank goodness!

Me: I said that dudes. But yeah this was gnarly!

Qin: YEAH IT WAS!

Xenia: FAR OUT!

We cheered!

Nico: But great job today everyone.

Cody Maverick: This was so awesome!

SpongeBob: (LAUGHS) Yeah it was! (To the viewers) Hope you all liked this awesome surfing adventure everyone.

Me: I know we did.

Nico: Lets head home.

Me: Lets grab Naruto here and head home.

We grabbed Naruto who was snoring and out cold and lifted him up and we teleported back and put him in his bed. He was gonna be really tired for a while.

We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

Surf's Up 2 and SpongeBob Squarepants VS The Big One is perfect for this one and I thought it was awesome.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Trickster and his team consisting of Katty Katswell, Gargoyle Legendora, Eugeal, Mucor And the Nuns (Billy and Mandy) and Raimundo and his team consisting of Juniper Lee, Aya Chang, Noctum, Glitch and Ixofex are heading to the Sahara Desert and we're going on an awesome treasure hunt and we're going to find an amazing powerful Egyptian Book. Also we're going to battle LILA ROSSI WHO HAS ESCAPED FROM PRISON AND WANTS ONLY ONE THING ON HER MIND: REVENGE! SHE IS COMING FOR US AND WE'RE GOING TO SEND THAT MONSTER BACK TO PRISON! BUT ALSO MISTY BRIGHTDAWN IS GONNA FACE HER AND EXPLODE IN POWER TO HER MOST POWERFUL TRANSFORMATION EVER AND DO AN EVIL SASUKE STYLE RANT ON HER AND MISTY IS ALSO GOING TO GO BALLISTIC ON HER TO THE UTMOST EXTENT OF HER POWER AND LET HER HAVE IT 100,000,000,000 FOLD AND MAKE SURE SHE SUFFERS BIG TIME! And we're going to battle Another Needle Hedgehog and Another Trickster and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Pichu and that one is gonna be Nefertiti Isabelle Dunbar, William Dunbar's cousin and also a powerful lightning user. She is Nico's friend from history class and is also an amazing Egyptologist. The next match-up in this saga is Isabel Miztoji - Gene-Slammer of Fabled Miztoji and Lincoln VS Nicolás Moreno. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Boston, Massachusetts, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy Van Bloot, who's come back from the dead and he wants revenge on us for what we did in destroying him years ago. And the next set of girls we'll be meeting on Lincoln's rescues in the days to come are the incarnations of the beings from The Cthulhu Mythos, and the first of these girls is Adriana Azathoth, The Incarnation of Azathoth, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Massachusetts and classmate in Reading, she's the most powerful of The Cthulhu Mythos entity incarnations, since Azathoth is one of The Outer Gods in The Cthulhu Mythos, and she has the same omnipotent powers as Azathoth himself, immortality, along with very powerful knowledge of all forms of black, dark, and Satanic magic, and she's the master of a dark power called Azathoth's Dark Madness Melody, one of a massive and forbidden collection of dark curses Nicholette Torrington called The Lovecraftian Curses, and when Adriana casts this dark curse on someone, they'll hear the music of The Servitors of The Outer Gods, and that accursed dark music will drive them mad, and even worse, should they dare see Azathoth in their dreams, they will be damned to eternal madness and their soul will be dragged into eternal darkness, and the girls know these kinds of curses, and there's a reason why it's labelled forbidden: the dark language of The Cthulhu Mythos entities has the power to drive those who have no comprehension of them mad. Get ready for another awesome and cold adventure as we head down into Antarctica for another adventure for Happy Feet 2 and we're going up against a sentient Doomberg, A LIVING ICEBERG of MAMMOTH PROPORTIONS! It's gonna be cold and infernal!

see you next time