HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEARS FESTIVAL 2023 EVERYONE!

HAPPY YEAR OF THE RABBIT 🐇


IN THE KINGDOM OF RHYBOFLAVIN! SCENERY!

Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along Molten Man, Warp, Lava Ghost, TTG Blackfire, Fire Core and Raging Raven Along with Kaz, Gullwings, Emily Lola Sarsaparilla, Sherman Klump, Ace Ventura And Toothless were walking through the land to Slugburger to meet up with Prohyas and Vambre for a good meal. Also we were there for a great rescue as well as an awesome adventure. Also I am wearing a red, orange and yellow Chinese celebration outfit. The Reason? It's the Chinese New Year today and it starts the Year of The Rabbit.

Me: Boy nothing like having an awesome adventure in Rhyboflavin.

Qin: Boy you said it J.D. and it's awesome that we're doing it on the day of the Moon Festival.

Xenia: Boy that's one of my favorite times of the year.

Qin: Mine too.

Lola: It's awesome.

Camie: You got that right!

Nico: Kaz, I want to thank you, Molten Man, and your teams for coming

Kaz: Not a problem Nico. It's gonna be awesome helping you out today.

Emily Lola Sarsaparilla: This is gonna be so awesome as long as we get to kick some butt.

Nico: You got that right!

Yuna: Yeah this will be awesome!

Nico: Yuna, remember when you girls first met Sora?

Yuna: I sure do. That was back when we lived in Hollow Bastion as it was still being rebuilt as the Radiant Garden.

Me: That was awesome.

Payne: It sure was.

Rikku: I think so too.

Qin: That is awesome girls.

Eli: It sure is.

Nico: It also means you girls fought the 1000 Heartless.

Yuna: We sure did and that was awesome.

Me: It sure was.

Lola: Boy that was so epic!

Me: Especially when we fought all those heartless during the 20 Days of Darkness.

Nico: That was fun.

Xenia: It sure was.

Carol Pusateri: It sure was great! And I'm so excited for today.

Eli: You excited for the Chinese Moon Festival too sis?

Carol Pusateri: I sure am Eli.

Lola: Yeah that is gonna be awesome.

Nico: I can tell and I have just the mission later today for the Chinese New Years today.

Qin: I have a feeling it will be awesome.

Laney: Yep. But yesterdays mission was awesome.

Nico: It was awesome helping Zixx yesterday.

Me: It sure was!

Qin: Yeah no kidding! It was so fun!

Laney: Boy no kidding there.

Nico: Yep and 2 members of the Red Sentient 5 down.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: It was definitely like fighting Sark and the MCP

Leni: Boy it totes was.

Xenia: It sure was cool though.

Lana: But the rescue yesterday was a crazy one too.

Me: You're not kidding Lana. Also Nico to be honest I did not expect Prohyas's dopey doppelgänger to be behind that nasty food poisoning spree.

Xenia: That was crazy.

Nico: Yeah no kidding there.

Camie: But it was still fun to face him though.

Maria: How are Zixx and her friends liking the Estate?

Nico: They are loving it and they said that the view of the entire planet was everything they could ever dream of.

Me: When you live 528,000 feet up you have a view of Earth at its fullest.

Xenia: That's true there.

Camie: Yep.

Kaz: But I'm so happy for Erica and Zixx. Also it was awesome for Erica to kick some butt.

Molten Man: Boy it sure was! That was fun.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Also, Jumpy Ghostface is with the team today.

Jumpy Ghostface: That's right and it's awesome being with you guys.

Me: It's awesome having you with us Jumpy.

Qin: Very fitting for the Year of The Rabbit.

Jumpy Ghostface: It's an honor.

Nico: Carrot from Luffy's world joined us and Hoppus is joining us too.

Me: Cool! Also Buster, Bugs, Babs, Lexi, Lola, Ace and our bunny heroes are excited for today as well.

Nico: They sure are.

Lola: Yeah they are. And you guys will like this. Bulma is dressed up like one of those Playboy Bunny Girls for this.

Nicole: It was her idea. She decided to incorporate the sexy bunny girl outfit for today.

SOON AT SLUGBURGER!

Me: Boy I can't remember the last time we were here.

We went in.

Nico: Wow look at everyone here.

Me: Boy no kidding.

Prohyas: I'll have the slugburger.

Witchy Simone: Would you like to make that a double slugburger for just two jemms more?

Prohyas: Normally I can't stand upselling but today I'm gonna say yes!

Witchy Simone: Make it a deluxe?

Prohyas: Yes.

Witchy Simone: Mollusk Sized Escarfries?

Prohyas: Yes.

Witchy Simone: Barrel of Belch Zero?

Prohyas: Yes!

Witchy Simone: Frosty Snail Shake?

Prohyas: YES!

Witchy Simone: Hot Broccoli Nuggets?

Prohyas: (Buzzer) Nope.

Witchy Simone: 24 Collectable Piggy-Pie Jones Toys!?

Prohyas: YES!

Witchy Simone: ONE OF EVERYTHING ON THE MENU!?

Prohyas: (EXCITED AND ECSTATIC!) YEEEEESSS!

Me: WHOA Someone sure is hungry!

Nico: Wow! No kidding there!

Nico: Hey, Vambre!

Vambre: (British Accent) Oh hey dears!

Me: Happy Chinese New Years to you.

Vambre: That explains why you're dressed up but same to you.

They paid for their meal.

May: Enjoying yourself?

Vambre: I sure am.

We went and got the same things Prohyas got and paid for it all.

Me: Boy Prohyas is really hungry.

Vambre: Indeed he is.

Witchy Simone: Yeah he sure is.

Vambre: We are here for lunch before we go on our next mission. Phil the Pilferer is back and he is out stealing very valuable magiswords.

Me: Oh man! Not him again.

Nico: Where was he last spotted?

Vambre: He was spotted at Ralphios and he stole all of his Magiswords right out from under him.

Prohyas: And he also stole numerous legendary Magiswords from the Castle that he found in the castle museum and the vault.

Nico: Boy he sure has been busy.

Camie: No kidding. If he has that many powerful magiswords he is gonna be tough.

Me: No kidding. (Eating a slugburger) Mmm! Boy I missed eating this.

Witchy Simone: Boy I can tell. You guys haven't been by in a while.

Me: Well we are always busy saving the world. But yeah.

Nico: Eli see if you can find Phil and 2 of Swartz's creations.

Eli: On it.

He concentrated.

Eli: Found him. He's coming here. The creations of Swartz are 65 klicks northeast and closing.

Qin: Plenty of time before they get here.

Camie: Who is Phil?

Lana: He was one of the bad guys here that I stopped when I first met Prohyas and Vambre. He is a cunning thief.

Lana told everyone all about him.


Phil the Pilferer is an antagonist and thief in the animated series, Mighty Magiswords. He often commits petty thefts and is considered a recurring antagonist for the Warriors for Hire. His victory catchphrase is "Even when Phil loses, he wins". He is voiced by Eric Bauza.

Phil is very sneaky and clever, being one of the most notorious thieves in all of Lyvsheria. A chronic kleptomaniac, he is prone to stealing anything that isn't nailed down, and even that too once he has stolen the nails. Despite his short stature, he views himself as being larger than life, having a hugely inflated opinion of his self-worth. Most conspicuously, he only refers to himself in the third person, even redundantly. Despite his frequent rate of failure, Phil often finds a way to still come out on top, even after his initial plans have been foiled.

Phil is not without a heart, as he admitted to having taken the time to read stories to orphaned kittens at the Lyvsherian kitten shelter. Though deeply embarrassed this came to light in front of his fellow thieves, Phil could only smile as he looked back on it.

In his first appearance, he pretended to be Prohyas' hat in order to get money, even though Vambre stated that hats don't work like that. She uses the cheese magisword on him, which shoots cheese blocks at him in which he comments that it's not the kind of cheddar he wants. She later shoots a tomato Magisword at him for that corny joke. Then, she uses the Blow Dryer Magisword on him which blows him away but damages Prohyas' hair and face as well.

In his second appearance, he swiped Vambre's wallet which she was gonna used for the cloak. She demanded it back but he refused with the phrase "Don't wanna". She used the Mummy Magisword on him asking him if her mother told him not to steal, he replied with "Yes?" and got tied up in mummy rope. Vambre was glad but realized her money was still with Phil in which Phil laughed in victory. Then, she used the Magnet Magisword which pushes her wallet towards the magnet, but with Phil still holding on to it. Phil admits defeat and asked her if she wants to get lunch. She agrees and the two leave.

His first appearance was in "Dolphinominal" where he swiped Prohyas' Dolphin Magisword claiming he wanted one of those since Prohyas got one. Prohyas was even shocked that he gestered with the magisword and tried to use the Chainsaw Magisword to cut the tree Phil was standing on. However, Phil (off-screen) told Prohyas that he already disappeared. Vambre tried to help her brother by using the Attractive Voice Magisword to call Phil. It worked and Vambre demanded that he return the Magisword to him. Phil, sympathetically remarks how Vambre dearly loves her sibling and offers her the sword for 300 gems. As she used the Boulder Magisword on him, he ducts and calls it a duel. As he tries to use the Dolphin Magisword, the love band between the sword and Prohyas was too strong and the sword flies back to Prohyas knocking him down to the floor. Prohyas uses the Dolphin Water trick to flush Phil out of his home and Phil landed on the arms of The Mysterious Hooded Woman, and asked if she was a beautiful woman under the hood. His last line of victory was his catchphrase.

His second appearance was in "The Land Before Slime", where King Rexxtopher stomped on his house. It was actually Grup the Dragon's house, which Phil stated he stole but let him have it back. He last appeared at the end of the episode where it revealed that he was the one who got Hoppus to lie to the Warriors about a fine for the damage in Rhyboflavin as the two walk away to spend the gems on Slugburgers.

In, Phil's in the House, he pilfers Ryboflaven Bazaar. When the Warriors foil his pick pocketing, he moves into the walls of their house to steal their stuff and mess with them.

Phil debuts in the TV series episode "Cleanliness Is Next to Grupliness" revealing that he purposely locked all of the Warriors for Hire HQ's doors.

He also appeared towards the end of Flirty Phantom, who ended up at Penny Plasm's mansion due to being lost. Penny took that as an opportunity to kidnap and kiss him. Phil popped out and shouted his catchphrase once again.

Phil had a major debut in the episode "Thick as Thieves" where it reveals that he's a member of a cult called the Brotherhood of Thieves. He is shown constantly stealing items from the other members and called the meeting to order, as he is seen wearing the Summoning Hat. He was later informed by the Grand Poobah that Phil has the lowest ranking in becoming the Thief of the Year. The only way for Phil to earn the title is if he stole the Sheepy Mantis isle from the Sheepy Jungle. Phil steals the Warriors Magiswords in order to do so and was almost away with it until the Warriors used their Magiswords against him. Phil decided to bring the Mantis guard to the Brotherhood of Thieves' headquarters to impress the members. The Grand Poobah rewarded Phil by moving him above Naso, one of the members of the cult.

Phil also appeared in the episode "Dungeons and Dayjobs" where he stole several Magiswords and gems from the Warriors. He rewards himself by stuffing himself with profellar burgers with Excaliburger. At the end of the episode, he tries ordering a Slugburger in order to eat it combined with a Propellar burger. Witchy Simone zaps him and returns the stuff he stole to Prohyas. Phil later said an invert of his catchphrase "When Phil wins, he loses!".


When she was done we were amazed.

Me: He is definitely Masters of Evil Material.

Witchy Simone: He sure is.

Me: And he has honor and doesn't hurt people.

Xenia: Thank goodness.

Nico: Let's find Phil.

Prohyas: Great! (Eats last bite) (BELCH) Pardon me.

Me: Perfect timing. We got finished too.

Nico: Yep. And we got tons of new Magiswords too.

Xenia: Yep.

We got ready.

Maria: Phil's gotta be around here somewhere.

Lana: He's not that hard to spot. He may be a thief but he is not that skilled in hiding.

Nico: Good we can use that to our advantage.

I then saw something in a bush.

Me: That's his hat.

I spun my magisword Bracelet!

MOUSE TRAP MAGISWORD!

I fired mousetraps and they went into the bush and then…

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP!

Phil jumped out and he screamed in pain and he had a huge bag on him!

Phil the Pilferer: OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!

Nico: Caught you!

I got the bag he had and we dumped out all the magiswords.

Me: Whoa look at all these!

Vambre: My goodness! These are all amazing new magiswords.

Lola: Incredible!

Maria: Just come along quietly.

Phil was pulling mouse traps off him.

Phil the Pilferer: (SNAP!) Ouch! Never!

I formed a force field around us to prevent him from escaping.

Me: Nice try Phil!

Nico: It's always the hard way with people like you huh? Lets get him!

Me: Lets see what these can do.

BIG RED DYNAMITE MAGISWORD!

I fired dynamite and they strapped onto Phil and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

It exploded and released a massive fiery huge explosion that packed a huge wallop of over 10 pounds of C4!

Qin: WHOA!

Me: HOLY COW!

Xenia: That one was potent!

Nico: Boy that one packed a wallop!

Vambre: Wow no kidding there.

May: We warned you!

Me: Lets see.

MUGGA CIDER MAGISWORD!

I fired apple cider and he gulped it down and then he started acting drunk and stupid!

Me: Uh oh.

Nico: Oh boy.

Phil the Pilferer: (Drunk and slurred speech) If you want that money then come and find where it is you baloney! You make me want to wretch!

Nico: Okay that is funny!

Xenia: It sure is.

Me: But Applejack would love this Magisword.

Applejack: It is perfect for me.

Me: It sure is.

Nico: Should we end this now?

Me: One more. Hmm. Ooh!

TWINKIE CREAM PUFF MAGISWORD!

Nico: Oh boy!

I fired waves of twinkies and buried Phil in a huge pile of them.

Nico: Megan Kiraton would love that one!

Lincoln got some twinkies out of the pile and they were delicious.

Lincoln: (Eating Twinkies) Mmm! Delicious!

Xenia: Boy that one is cool!

Me: Yeah it sure is!

Nico: Yep. Lets call Vypra and Dark.

Maria did so and they grabbed Phil.

Vypra: He'll be perfect for us.

Dark Spicer: Boy no kidding and those new magiswords are awesome.

Me: They sure are guys! Phil you play nice with your new team.

Phil the Pilferer: Even when Phil loses, HE WINS!

He was taken to the M.O.E. HQ.

Nico: He's right about that last part.

Me: That may be his catchphrase but I agree. And he is now part of our awesome frenemies.

Xenia: You got that right.

Qin: As a bonus we got lots of great magiswords.

Camie: Boy no kidding.

Vambre: That we did guys.

Prohyas: They sure are amazing.

Eli: Yeah they sure are.

Then I saw a glow and it was the Hanselton and Gretel book.

Me: The Hanselton and Gretel book is reacting to something.

Nico: That means that the next Another Wonder Ride Embodiment is near.

Nico: Who's up next?

Me: Lets find out who it is first.

Nico: Okay.

Then we saw a figure.

Me: Wait look.

We saw that the figure looked like THE EVIL QUEEN IN HER WITCH FORM!

Me: WHOA QUEEN GRIMHILDE IN HER WITCH FORM!?

Nico: How the!?

Another Henselton and Gretel: (In a girls voice) No it's actually me.

Me: Wait I know that voice!

She reverted back and it was a pink hair girl in pink clothes.

Me: (GASP) Hazeltine Snow White A.K.A. Sailor Dwarf Woodlands!

Eli: Cool! Snow White's World Sailor Soldier!

Xenia: Cool!

Me: Yeah! Awesome to see you again Hazeltine.

Sailor Dwarf Woodlands: Same to you J.D.

Nico: Why do you look like fucking Grimhilde?!

Sailor Dwarf Woodlands: I have no idea! It just came with this form I got.

Me: You know what's coincidental is that the witch in Hansel and Gretel which is what Hanselton and Gretel is based on has an evil witch in a house made of candy. And the queen disguised herself as a witch to get to Snow White and give her a poison apple.

Sailor Dwarf Woodlands: That is true.

Nico: Yeah it sure is. Very cool.

Me: Although irrelevant with Snow White that is true. But yeah. Also Hazeltine has a really unusual yet cool condition. She can sweat out jewels.

Rarity: Can she really?

Sailor Dwarf Woodlands: It's true. Whew!

She was sweating hard and then it turned into jewels that are as big as the ones from the Dwarfs Mine!

Laney: Wow that is cool!

Lola: I've heard of crying diamonds but never sweating them!

Nico: At least you don't look like her hag form.

Sailor Dwarf Woodlands: I know. My Another Form looks like that though.

Nico: Why couldn't you have looked like her younger self?!

Sailor Dwarf Woodlands: I don't know!

Me: Lets just figure something out. By the way are there anymore opponents with you?

Sailor Dwarf Woodlands: Actually yes there are. Another version of him.

She pointed to Molten Man.

Molten Man: Another version of me!? Whoa!

Me: That one is gonna be hot.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Friendly or hostile?

Sailor Dwarf Woodlands: Friendly. And you will like this one. But you will be scared on what the gene-slammer is.

Me: Oh boy. But okay.

Nico: Shall we?

Me: You can face her Nico. You haven't had a shot yet.

Nico: Gladly.

Sailor Dwarf Woodlands: All right then.

She turned back into her Another Hanselton and Gretel form and Nico activated his Ridewatch for Universe 666 Isabella Abaddon and fired waves of darkness and smashed her down and I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Darkness of Hansel and Gretel. Then it turned into a new book called THE CANDY WITCH HUNTERS OF JUSTICE!

I went over and picked up Sailor Dwarf Woodlands and brought her over.

Vambre: That was great!

Lincoln: And a Universe 666 version of Isabella is a good idea.

Anna Anyanova: I agree there.

Nico: About time I had a shot!

Me: I wanted to get Twilight and friends a chance with the worlds we went to that started Sora's journey first.

Qin: That was cool and awesome.

Then we felt the temperature rise fast.

Me: WHEW! Did it suddenly get warm?

Nico: Whew! Man is it hot!

Me: Wait I think it was from that one!

We saw a figure come and it was a dark version of Molten Man! It was ANOTHER MOLTEN MAN!

Me: Whoa! This one is scorching hot!

Eli: Wow! No kidding! I'm sweating hard!

Juran: Hazeltine said this one might scare us.

Gaon: The only thing scary about her is that she could burn us alive.

Another Molten Man: (In a Girls Voice) That's not the reason actually.

Me: Gasp! Kira Neurenberg! Whoa!

Qin: Wow!

Another Molten Man: Let me show you.

She changed into an Eevee?

Me: And Eevee?

Nico: How is that scary?

Me: Wait guys. I've got a bad feeling about this.

Then WE SAW THE EEVEE TURN INTO A HORRIFYING AND GROTESQUE VERSION OF ALL OF ITS FORMS! IT WAS AN EEVEE THING!

Me: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!

Maria: I did NOT see that coming!

Camie screamed in fright!

Qin: THAT IS SO FUCKED UP!

Me: THAT IS HORRIFYING!

Nico: THIS IS WHAT SHE MEANT!

Eevee Thing: Yeah I know! Team Rocket did this to me. They made some of the Thing Virus merge with all the Eevee forms and I got turned into this Abomination!

Me: Team Rocket really messed up big time!

Qin: No fucking shit!

Xenia: What the hell were they thinking!?

Lola: No kidding!

Eevee Thing: But I'm still in full control of this form though.

She changed back and turned into a girl with blood red hair and had red eyes and had black and purple clothes and she had octopus tentacles that grew out of her back.

Kira Neurenberg: I'm sorry guys. I didn't mean to scare you like that.

Me: No worries Kira.

Kate Lloyd: That is a really dangerous form you have there though.

Kira Neurenberg: I know Kate and I'm sorry if my form reopens old wounds.

Me: Boy I'm gonna need therapy after seeing that.

Maria: Thank goodness William isn't here or he would have shit himself full in his pants.

Me: Boy no fucking shit! By the way guys. Kira is a volcanologist and she is a very skilled and prominent surveyor of volcanoes and even went to some of the worlds most dangerous volcanoes and brought back lots of samples for everyone to learn about.

Nicole: Looks like she and I would get along great.

Molten Man: I'll say.

Kaito: (gets out Denziman's gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (gets out Battle Fever gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got a Denziman sword and Zocks got a Battle Fever sword.

Kira Neurenberg: No he didn't promise me anything. After he put the ridewatch that made me into Another Molten Man in me I turned into my Eevee Thing form and scared the living daylights out of him to the point where he literally soiled his pants.

Me: Really?

Kira Neurenberg: I sure did. I scared him so bad that he filled up his pants big time. Literally.

Me: Okay we did NOT Need to know that part but that was awesome.

Qin: Very cool.

Kate Lloyd: So he got scared of you as the Thing just as bad as I did.

Kira Neurenberg: Yeah he sure did.

Me: Boy you learn something new every day. First we found out that he is afraid of chimney sweepers and now we learn that he got traumatized by the Thing.

Nico: The very shapeshifting alien monster with over 10,000,000 aliens woven into it that traumatized Kate here for life ended up traumatizing one of our most dangerous enemies.

Me: That is crazy.

Kira Neurenberg: It sure is.

Sougo: (gets out Denziman Ridewatch) Too bad you didn't finish him off early for us.

Geiz: (gets out Battle Fever Ridewatch) That's probably because Evolt was still alive and probably knew about what the Thing's capable of.

Sougo got DenziRedArmor while Geiz got BattleJapanArmor.

Kira Neurenberg: I know. Again I'm sorry I scared you guys.

Me: No worries. Still gonna need therapy though. But we got to get you back to normal.

Kira Neurenberg: Please do so.

She turned into ANOTHER MOLTEN MAN!

Me: This one is really hot. But we'll ask Universe 666's version of Evolt if that is true that he knows what the Thing is capable of.

Vambre: That's a good idea.

Me: Time to cool you down. (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET!)

WATER MAELSTROM MAGISWORD!

I fired a powerful blast of water from it and it hit Another Molten Man and an enormous cloud of steam blasted out.

Nico: WHOA! That's most steam than when Water Hazard sprayed P'andor.

Me: WHEW! That is as hot as a steaming sauna.

Nico: No kidding!

Rarity: That is really steamy darlings.

Nico: (gets out Molten Man's Ridewatch) Feel the heat!

He activated it and fired waves of fire and smashed her down.

Me: That only added more fuel to the fire. But how about this.

SNOWBALL MAGISWORD!

I fired numerous snowballs at her and they hit her and steam came off!

Nico: (gets out Warp's Ridewatch) This is a different kind of Warp!

Me: It's more like the Time Traveling one.

Nico activated it and got the Clock of Eternity?

Me: Whoa!

I picked it up.

Me: It's the Clock of Eternity. Starfire told me that this was what Warp was trying to get here in the 21st Century when they first fought.

Nico: Not the reaction we had in mind though.

Me: Yeah but still cool.

RAINCLOUD MAGISWORD!

I formed a raincloud over Another Molten Man and it released a deluge and drenched her and steam came off her.

Qin: Nice!

May: (Gets out Lava Ghost's Ridewatch) Time for more fire!

She activated it and summoned numerous Lava Ghosts and they did an ominous moan and they smashed down Another Molten Man.

Me: That was cool. Prohyas do you mind if I do this?

Prohyas: Go for it.

DOLPHIN MAGISWORD!

I fired a blast of water and it hit Another Molten Man and smashed her down and steam came out.

Qin: Nice!

Me: Good work Dolphin.

I gave her a little fish.

Me: Lets see here. How about this too.

RADIATOR MAGISWORD!

I had it go red hot and my fire aura flared up and I fired scalding hot water and it hit Another Molten Man and intense steam came off.

Me: Hot water and lava really are a volatile combination.

May: (gets out TTG Blackfire's Ridewatch) Time for Tamaranean Power!

She activated it and fired purple energy lasers from her eyes and blasted down Another Molten Man.

Qin: Whoa!

Me: Boy that was cool! Watch this.

SPLASH MASTER MAGISWORD!

Me: This one is based on Overflow.

I fired waves of water and blasted Another Molten Man and steam came off her.

Xenia: Nice one!

Maria: (gets out Fire Core's Ridewatch) Let's keep it up with the hot stuff!

She activated it and fired fireballs and smashed Another Molten Man down.

Qin: YEAH!

Me: SpongeBob would like this one.

MISTER ABSORBENCY MAGISWORD!

I went to a lake and sucked up water like a sponge and was bloated.

Me: Nico can you take me over to her and wring me out?

Nico: You got it!

He picked me up and twisted me and I splashed her.

Me: WHOA! That was fun! At least I didn't get any bones broken.

Maria: (gets out Raging Raven's Ridewatch) Time to get my rage on!

Me: Brace yourselves guys!

Maria activated it and grabbed her with darkness!

Maria: YOU MAKE ME SO FUCKING MAD!

She smashed her onto the ground!

Raging Raven: Geez is that what I sound like when I'm mad?

Nico: Oh boy.

Yuna: Our turn!

They activated Warp's Ridewatch and fired time rays and Another Molten Man ducked and it hit a rock and disintegrated it into dust!

Qin: NOICE!

Nico: It might have missed. But it showed that it's one of the more powerful Ridewatches!

Me: That's true there.

El Diablo and his team consisting of Fire Lord, Demon Peter Puppy, Fire Geargolem, Volcano Lord And Falkar came.

Nico: Nice team, El Diablo!

El Diablo: Thanks Nico. This is gonna be awesome. Boy this one is a hot one.

Qin: No kidding there.

Me: Too hot to handle actually.

Maria: Is the next Gene Slammer near?

Then a Bellossom came and she was dancing.

Me: Ooh a Bellossom!

Qin: Wow! What a dancer.

Bellossom: (In a girls voice) I sure do have that awesome dance.

Qin: (GASP) Lilly!? Is that you?

Bellossom: Awesome to see you sis.

Nico: Lilly Cheng!? You were just a baby when I saw you last.

Bellossom: Boy time sure has flown by. I got this.

She fired a solar beam blast and it hit Another Molten Man and knocked her down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and I went and picked up Kira and brought her back.

Yuna: Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?

Bellossom: Not really. I was only a baby when Nico saw me last.

Me: Well that's all right. You were just a baby and people usually hardly never remember what they do.

Qin: True.

Me: Lets get you back to normal though.

I put on my blind man glasses.

Nico got out a green jumpsuit.

Everyone covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and she was reverting back.

Qin: (laughs) I went through a naked revival too!

Lilly was back to normal and she was a girl with green hair and had fairy wings and Qin helped get the jumpsuit on and Lilly and Qin hugged.

Qin: Me, Mirai and Nico missed you.

Lilly Cheng: I missed you guys too.

Prohyas: I think this calls for a…

Prohyas and Vambre: Warrior sibling secret handshake.

They did a fist bump, hand stack, finger twitch, booty bump and a head butt. OUCH!

BONK!

Prohyas and Vambre: OUCH!


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Kimiko, Yoko Minato, Dahlia Newton, Astrid, Hiccup, and Shura Kirigakure are heading to Drake City, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the fifteen girls here, but, it's finally time we put down that heartless jerk, Mathis, and we're going to make good on our promise and send that jerk to Juvie.

Lincoln also called Namine here, so that she can get some payback on that jerk.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Drake City, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the fifteen girls here, but, we're also here for a one awesome mission: it's finally time we put down that heartless jerk, Mathis, and we're going to make good on our promise and send that jerk to Juvie.

Nico: We did have thoughts of sending that jerk to The Black Gates, but you decided to have him sent to Juvie instead, and that was indeed a wise choice you made, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico. Plus, we finally get a chance to beat him senselessly for everything he's done, the jerk.

Just then, Arkayna, Zarya, Piper, and Emerald arrived, along with Buster, Bugs, Lola, Lexi, Ace, Warren, his siblings, and the other rabbit heroes.

Arkayna: You got that right, Lincoln. And I hope you don't mind that we also brought Buster, Bugs, Lola, Lexi, Ace, Warren, his siblings, and the other rabbit heroes.

Lincoln: Not at all, Arkayna, after all, today's The Chinese Lunar New Year, and it's The Year of The Rabbit.

Eini: You got that right. Plus, not only do we have to thank you and your team for joining us, Kimiko, but we also want to thank you, our fellow rabbit heroes, and Namine for joining us, Mysticons.

Zarya: You're welcome, Eini. Plus, Namine's been itching to get payback on that jerk.

Namine: Big time, and the same with J.D.

Me: I'm going to make that jerk regret ever crossing us, and Bugs, I hope you and the other rabbit heroes pull some really nasty tricks on Mathis.

Bugs Bunny: No worries, Doc, we already got it under control.

Ace Bunny: He's going to regret this, after what he said about Namine, he's sealed his own doom. Plus, we're also filming the beatdown Namine gives him, so we can give it to Riku, he's wanting to see Mathis get his ass handed to him.

Lincoln: Nice!

Suddenly, we saw a beautiful girl with long green hair, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings and the sigil of Cthulhu on her forehead, she has on a sleeveless midnight black open blouse, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, midnight black skirt with the symbol of Cthulhu on it, midnight black pants, midnight black high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, eldritch horrors, and cosmic horrors on the coattails and on the back is Cthulhu and holstered on her back is a massive Nyarlathotep-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Cthulhu etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight blade, large green octopus heads with curved tentacles for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large green octopus heads with curved tentacles and large red gem on the bottom of the large octopus heads for the pommel.

Then, we saw Supreme King Z-ARC also arrive, and with them are the fifteen girls.

Nico: Whoa, that's Supreme King Z-ARC and the fourth incarnation of the Cthulhu Mythos entities.

Supreme King Z-ARC: (Girl's Voice) You got that right, and we got the girls away from that jerk, Mathis, and Callista really pissed him off by firing blasts of darkness at him, and she also poured nuclear hot sauce down his pants.

Lincoln: (Gasps) Callista Cthulhu and Sakura Hanma, I knew it was you two, it's awesome to see you both again, but we'll talk later, that jerk, Mathis, is already heading right for us.

?: YOU BITCHES ARE GOING TO PAY FOR HUMILIATING ME!

We then saw our target, Mathis, heading for us, and man, was he extremely pissed, and we saw his pants smoking.

Lincoln: WHOA! You really made him mad, Callista. Now, we can finish him off.

Namine went after Mathis, and she was beating him up badly as she smashed his mouth and some of his teeth fell out, she punched him hard in the eye, and she kicked him hard in the crotch, as he fell down in pain, and Ace filmed it, then, he and our rabbit heroes pounced on Mathis and pummel him with toon tricks and mallets, and Lincoln also filmed it with Ace's camera.

Lincoln: Nice one, now, it's our turn.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Kimiko and her team, The Mysticons, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Mathis, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln fired some rainbow energy blasts, which turned into a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains, and they tied up Mathis, and a police wagon arrived as we threw Mathis inside and it drove off, but not before we gave Mathis the bird and he screamed with rage. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: Have fun being locked up in Juvie, Mathis. (To Callista Cthulhu and Sakura Hanma) And it's so good to see you again, Callista Cthulhu and Sakura Hanma.

Sakura Hanma reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with short neck-length pink hair, pink eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful pink and blue angel wings and she reigned in the power of Supreme King Z-ARC, she's dressed in a white and pink school uniform shirt, pink skirt, socks, blue shoes, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, Sakura blossoms, and dragons on the coattails and on the back is Supreme King Z-ARC and holstered on her back is a massive Supreme King Z-ARC-themed greatsword with embedded pink gems and Supreme King Z-ARC etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large midnight black dragon heads for the crossguard, large pink gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large dragon heads and large pink gem on the bottom of the large black dragon heads for the pommel.

Callista Cthulhu: You too, Lincoln.

Sakura Hanma: It sure has been a long time, hasn't it, White Rabbit?

Lincoln went up to Callista Cthulhu and Sakura Hanma and he hugged them, and Callista Cthulhu and Sakura Hanma are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I also haven't seen you two since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Callista Cthulhu: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new.

Sakura Hanma: Plus, you've grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, so this is...?

Lincoln: That's right, Nico, the first girl you see is Callista Cthulhu, The Incarnation of Cthulhu, she's my Guardian Angel from Massachusetts and classmate in Gym, Callista Cthulhu is known as the most powerful of The Cthulhu Mythos incarnations, and Cthulhu is one of the most powerful of The Great Old Ones in The Cthulhu Mythos, and she has the same omnipotent powers as Cthulhu himself, along with godlike power, superhuman strength, immortality, and knowledge of all forms of black, dark, and Satanic magic, and she's the master of a dark power called Cthulhu's Dark Deep Sea Curse of R'yleh, yet another of The Lovecraftian Curses, and when she casts this dark curse on someone, they'll see the sunken city of R'yleh suddenly rise from the sea, and that will drive them mad, and even worse, should they dare see Cthulhu emerge from the city, they will be damned to eternal madness and their soul will be dragged into eternal darkness.

Me: Yikes!

Callista Cthulhu: Yeah, it's a deadly curse, and I knew you'd have The Bracelet of Cthulhu, J.D., but you're using it responsibly, I wasn't exactly surprised when I found out Grim had it in his trunk for safekeeping, but it's safer in your hands than in the hands of Billy.

Lincoln: Yeah, that's right, and the second girl you see is Sakura Hanma, she's my Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Gym, but she's also without question one of the strongest, fastest and possibly one of the most beautiful of my Guardian Angels.

Nicole: A combination of beauty, speed, and strength, that's quite a deadly combination.

Lincoln: You said it, Nicole, and she also loathes bullying, in fact when she saw Lynn, Chandler, his goons, Pablo, and Anderson bullying me, she beat the living crap out of them and left them with broken arms, legs, teeth, noses, black eyes, and she even kicked them in the groins, and she even turned them into a human pretzel and threw them into a pile of stinky jockstraps.

FOGHORN SOUND!

Nico: P.U.! THAT STINKS!

Lincoln: We had to throw tomato juice on her to kill the stink of those jockstraps, but she had it coming, and to show thanks, I took Sakura to a lake, where we kissed underwater, and she hates Pablo, Anderson, and Chandler with a burning passion.

Me: Nice one, plus, the pink hair she has is really beautiful.

Lincoln: And there's a reason for that, I found out she's the daughter of Yuujiro Hanma, and she was given the title The Angelic Dragon, and she also loves to flirt with me, especially in swimming pools, while in swimsuits.

We gasped.

Nico: Whoa, she's the daughter of Yuujiro Hanma?! That explains the reason why she's really strong, plus, this also makes her Baki Hanma's sister.

Lincoln: That's right, and I was aware of what her dad's done, thanks to her telling me that.

Sakura Hanma: Yes, and if I ever see my father again, I would make him pay for what he's done. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something Callista and I want to give you: we want to give you our blood.

We gasped at their request.

Lincoln: Callista, Sakura, are you absolutely sure about this?

Callista Cthulhu: (Smiles) Yes, more than anything, after all, we're going to be one of your many future wives, Linky, and the others in your harem also did the same thing as well, as a gesture of their love for you.

Lincoln looked into the eyes of Callista Cthulhu and Sakura Hanma, and he saw they're really serious, and he smiled as he first walks over to Callista Cthulhu, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on Callista Cthulhu's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as it healed and the puncture marks sealed up.

Then, he went over to Sakura Hanma and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on Sakura Hanma's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as it healed and the puncture marks sealed up.

Sakura Hanma: You're still as gentle as ever when you feed on someone, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Callista Cthulhu's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck, and an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Sakura Hanma's neck with pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Callista Cthulhu and Sakura Hanma: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Callista Cthulhu and Sakura Hanma.

Callista Cthulhu and Sakura Hanma had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to their faces and he kissed each of them passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the seventeen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The fifteen girls are Tina from Toriko, Hilda from Beelzebub, Maria Inomata and Yuki Ushimaru from Gakuen Babysitters, Manon from Street Fighter, Ayane, Kasumi, Leifang, Tina Armstrong, Lisa Hamilton A.K.A. La Mariposa, Marie Rose, Honoka, Nyotengu, Helena Douglas, Kokoro, and Hitomi from Dead Or Alive.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Tina from Toriko, Hilda from Beelzebub, Maria Inomata and Yuki Ushimaru from Gakuen Babysitters, Manon from Street Fighter, Ayane, Kasumi, Leifang, Tina Armstrong, Lisa Hamilton A.K.A. La Mariposa, Marie Rose, Honoka, Nyotengu, Helena Douglas, Kokoro, and Hitomi from Dead Or Alive.

Nicole: (Gasps) Now, I know why Ayane and Kasumi went missing this morning: Mathis kidnapped them and he was going to kill them. That heartless jerk, I hope he suffers big time in Juvie.

Lincoln: He will, Nicole. Are you girls okay?

Ayane: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Ayane and the other fourteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Mathis, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his left ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.

Ayane: Lincoln, wow, so you were the one who rescued us. Thanks for coming, that jerk tried to kill the girls who were located here, and Kasumi and I tried to stop him, but he kicked us hard into the ground.

Lincoln: He's not going to be doing any of that again, Ayane, we threw him in a police wagon heading for Juvie. And it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made fourteen clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Tina: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, fifteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Tina, Hilda, Marie Inomata, Yuki Ushimaru, Manon, Ayane, Kasumi, Leifang, Tina Armstrong, Lisa Hamilton A.K.A. La Mariposa, Marie Rose, Honoka, Nyotengu, Helena Douglas, Kokoro, and Hitomi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Mathis, the jerk from Drake City.

But, when Lincoln showed what we all did to him, along with Namine delivering some payback on him and the rabbit heroes pulverizing him, and Lincoln tying him up and putting him in a police wagon to take him to Juvie, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln, Callista Cthulhu, and Sakura Hanma have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.

Maria: It's been a long time coming for that jerk, but Mathis got what he deserved. Plus, I can't even believe he also kidnapped Ayane and Kasumi.

Lincoln: Yeah, and they were trying to rescue the other girls that jerk had tied up. But, that jerk's in for a really nasty time in Juvie.

Lincoln was definitely right about that: Mathis was convicted for his crimes in court, and he was sent to a tough juvenile detention center in Michigan, where he would remain there until his 18th birthday and after that, he will be transferred to The Uranus Prison where he'll spend the rest of his life there.


After finally taking down Mathis and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Callista Cthulhu and Sakura Hanma saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Sakura Hanma: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. It's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Callista Cthulhu: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Sakura and Callista, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Callista Cthulhu: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little 11-year-old into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Sakura Hanma: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.

Nico: Yep. So, Callista, Sakura, what memories did you have with Lincoln, oh, and I forgot to ask: did any of Lincoln's enemies or his mean sisters do anything to earn your hatred?

Callista Cthulhu: Allow me to go first, and to answer your question: yes, there's one person who had earned my hatred, it was Lisa. One day, Lincoln and I were busy doing some workouts in our gym, since we can't do them anywhere near The Loud House, not with Lynn running rampant. But, then, I sensed something bad in the distance, and I saw that Lisa was heading here to kidnap Lincoln and kill him with another experiment. So, I summoned an army of demons who went after Lisa and her robot horde, and the robots were trashed and Lisa was tied up and brought to us. I told Lincoln, and he put Lisa in a dark energy orb, and after we finished our workout, we showered and went home, and we'd told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lisa tried to do to Lincoln, and she got grounded for fourteen weeks, and Lily changed the password on Lisa's bunker again after she tossed all of Lisa's lab equipment in there.

Nico: Sheesh, Lisa, your Dark Side made you an abominable monster.

Sakura Hanma: That's putting it mildly, okay, now it's my turn. One day, Lincoln and I were at the gym and we were doing some martial arts practice, and since Lincoln's been getting taller, not to mention bigger and beefier in muscle mass, I decided to advance his training even more with some advanced martial arts moves. But, our day got rudely interrupted when Chandler, Lynn, Pablo, and Anderson showed up wanting revenge for the time I viciously beat them up, and I was about to tear them apart again, but this time, Lincoln was with me. Pablo and Anderson went after us, and they tried to pummel us, but the trouble for them is we were well-trained martial artists and they only fight when driven by wrath and revenge, so they got tired quickly, and Lincoln lifted them up by their shirt collars and he bonked them hard on their heads and he tossed them into a wall, Chandler came after us next, but Lincoln swept him off his feet and he kicked him hard into a wall and he was also knocked out, and finally, we had to deal with that violent meathead, Lynn, who came after us on all fours like the animal that she is, but Lincoln and I tag-teamed and we pummeled Lynn hard, and we kicked her hard into a wall and she got knocked out. Then, Lincoln fired red energy beams from his white angel wings and tied them up, and Lincoln called the cops on Pablo, Anderson, and Chandler who took them to jail, but for Lynn, Luna showed up and she dragged Lynn home by her ponytail, and after we told them of what Lynn, Chandler, Pablo, and Anderson tried to do to us, Lynn got grounded for nineteen weeks and Lincoln threw her in a metal container, and she roared at us and pounded on the door. But, I gave Lynn the bird through the window, and she roared again and beat her chest like a gorilla again.

Me: Now, that day, I remember all too well. Lynn really was out for your head after what you did to her and those jerks.

Lincoln: Lynn had it coming, but Chandler, Pablo, and Anderson earned her hatred, and if Lynn and Chandler's goons tried anything like that again, they would also suffer her hatred as well.

Lynn: That animal made me like that, and no matter how many times I was beaten up, I wouldn't learn my lesson, and always wanted revenge.

Luna: And if she didn't stop, there was going to be one less sister in The Loud House, especially if the Guardian Angels who really hated L.J. with a blazing passion decided to kill her.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Chun-Li, San Zang, Yukari Sendo from the real world, Ruby Tojo from the real world, Isane Kotetsu, Nanao Ise, and Nemu Kurotsuchi are heading to Lake Lamode.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in a large orange speedo with the Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Chun-Li, San Zang, Yukari Sendo from the real world, Ruby Tojo from the real world, Isane Kotetsu, Nanao Ise, and Nemu Kurotsuchi were dressed in colored two-piece bikinis, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Chun-Li, San Zang, Yukari Sendo from the real world, Ruby Tojo from the real world, Isane Kotetsu, Nanao Ise, and Nemu Kurotsuchi all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them as well, plus, Lincoln saved them from a group of thugs sent by Flip to kill them to get revenge. But, Lincoln took down and killed the thugs by sucking out their blood and he'd sent their souls to The Black Gates, and he hit Flip hard in the head with a mallet.

Chun-Li: I always knew you'd pick Lake Lamode for our first date, Lincoln, it's really beautiful.

Lincoln: It always is, Chun-Li. Shall we?

Lincoln, Chun-Li, San Zang, Yukari Sendo from the real world, Ruby Tojo from the real world, Isane Kotetsu, Nanao Ise, and Nemu Kurotsuchi dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, and they went into an indestructible dome and they also had a game of volleyball, and Chun-Li, San Zang, Yukari Sendo from the real world, Ruby Tojo from the real world, Isane Kotetsu, Nanao Ise, and Nemu Kurotsuchi got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Chun-Li, San Zang, Yukari Sendo from the real world, Ruby Tojo from the real world, Isane Kotetsu, Nanao Ise, and Nemu Kurotsuchi and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Chun-Li, San Zang, Yukari Sendo from the real world, Ruby Tojo from the real world, Isane Kotetsu, Nanao Ise, and Nemu Kurotsuchi placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.

Kurumu Kuruno: Looks like someone had quite a fun time at Lake Lamode, eh, Linky?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It was awesome!

Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Chun-Li, San Zang, Yukari Sendo from the real world, Ruby Tojo from the real world, Isane Kotetsu, Nanao Ise, and Nemu Kurotsuchi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Mizore Shirayuki: And I knew Linky would also mark you and Ruby, Yukari, same with Chun-Li, San Zang, Isane Kotetsu, Nanao Ise, and Nemu Kurotsuchi.

Lincoln: Plus, you and Kurumu were the ones who introduced me to Ruby and Yukari, Mizore.

Kurumu: You got that right. Plus, since Yakko has Cammy in his harem, Chun-Li would eventually join yours.

Me: Along with San Zang, Isane Kotetsu, Nanao Ise, and Nemu Kurotsuchi.

Rayman: And Wukong already knew about your feelings for Lincoln, Lady San Zang.

Sun Wukong (Warriors Orochi): And you can bet I'll be there for your wedding when the time comes. Plus, Rayman and I also pummeled Flip after Lincoln hit him on the head, and I was quite surprised when he got out a rocket launcher for that one.

Rayman: That jerk tried to murder our friends for revenge, so I had to make it a point: he messes with our friends, he's getting no mercy from me.

Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors): And Rayman certainly wasn't messing around when he said he can get pretty wild and crazy, but in the defense of those around him.

Nicole: That's true, and that's why no one dares to mess with the Hero of the Glade of Dreams.


Later we called Princess Luna and Natilee.

Princess Luna: Is there something you guys need?

Mr. Krabs: Well, you know how you and Natilee went into Horsea's dreams before?

Natilee: Why do you ask?

Nico: Can you help us see what the mascots' dreams are like?

Natilee: We can do that.

Princess Luna: You guys are going to love this one.

Natilee: Lets start with Poromon's dream.

She showed a viewing window and it had a world made of beer.

Nico: Can we go into said dreams?

Natilee: It only works that way if you're asleep.

Princess Luna: That's right.

Nico: Oh right.

Me: Lets not forget that I am a dreamwalker too now.

Nico: Yeah that's right.

May: Why am I not surprised to see a beer world?

Poromon: What can I say? I love beer.

Homer: (Laughs) That is cool.

Barney Gumble: It's perfect for both you and me Poromon. (BELCH)

We laughed!

Nico: Yeah.

Natilee: Now here is Manaphy.

She showed it and it showed May as a mermaid and she is swimming with Manaphy and lots of Water Pokemon and it was beautiful.

Lillie: That actually makes sense.

Me: That is a beautiful dream.

May: Boy I look awesome as a mermaid.

Manaphy: Boy you sure do Mama.

Princess Luna: Now here is Poliwag.

She showed his dream. It was a treasure hunt and he was finding the swords of the pokemon elements. It was awesome and beautiful and fun.

Reflector: Poliwag likes to find treasure?

Poliwag: I've always wanted to be a treasure hunter.

Qin: Neat.

Nicole: Welcome to the treasure hunting club.

Nico: Yep.

Horsea: Me next!

Natilee: Okay.

She showed Horsea's dream. It was a world made of ice cream and she and Maria were eating and drinking ice cream and milkshakes.

First Aid: You really like ice cream that much?

Horsea: I sure do!

Maria: We both love it.

Qin: Boy we can tell.

Xenia: So awesome.

Nico: Is that all of them?

Natilee: Yep.

Qin: Okay then.

Camie: That was fun though.

Xenia: It sure was.

Tussle Sprout: Nico, which teams have you made this time?

Nico: Leo's team will include Ophelia Nefertiti, Katherine Swendleton, Tarantulas, Crow Hogan, and Carly Atlas. Cole's team will include Lilith Sahl, Jeanne Sorensson, Misty Tredwell, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, and Cassie Covvington.

Me: Cool choices!

Qin: Awesome!

Misty Tredwell: This is gonna be cool!

Xenia: It sure will be.

Nico: I can't believe we didn't see a Gene Slammer in the Mascots' dreams.

Me: That's because you don't have to go into their dreams to find them.

Nico: What do you mean?

I pointed and Nico looked and saw a Marill and Azumarill!

Nico: Hey a Marill and Azumarill!

Misty: Aw they are cute.

Nico: They sure are.

Marill: (In a girls voice) We got that a lot.

Azumarill: (In a girls voice) (Chinese Accent) We sure do.

Nico: Marle Verbina and Vin Xi Lang! Whoa!

Qin: Hey awesome to see you girls.

Marill: You too Qin. You're looking great.

Qin: Same to you.

Horsea: Were you two there the entire time?

Marill: We just came in 3 minutes ago.

Horsea: Oh.

May: What are your favorite memories of Nico?

Marill: My favorite is when me and Nico had that Potsticker Dumpling eating contest and Nico ate the most.

Azumarill: My favorite is when we were in China and we had a Szechuan Pepper Sauce Chicken and Noodles Eating Contest and it was awesome.

Nico: I was blowing fire out of my butt for days.

We laughed!

Me: That is funny!

Nico: Yep.

Me: Lets get you girls back to normal.

Nico got out blue jumpsuits for them and we took them to the bathroom and I snapped my fingers and they reverted back. They came out and had blue hair. Marle was short hair and Vin Xi Lang had long hair.

Marle Verbina: That was rough.

Vin Xi Lang: That was crazy.

Nico hugged them.

Nico: I've really missed you girls.

Marle Verbina: We did too Nico.

The previous group came.

Captain Boomerang: Can me, Killer Shrike, Wolf, Crimson Dynamo, Shiva, Billy Numerous, Deker, Vexen, Mummy, and Diabolico go with you guys?

Yost Domino: Me, Lanhua, Queen Cannabis, Orbit Woman, Kuroto Dan, Grand Duke's Minions, Black Knight of Merlin, Evil Ice Man, Mummy of Anhk-Ha, and Evil Cloud Man will come too.

Nico: Yes you all can. And I have just the perfect mission for us for the Chinese New Years today. We're going to the world of Mulan and we're going to destroy Shan Yu.

Me: We already did that didn't we?

Nico: Not in the Simulator.

Xenia: True.

Me: But this will be perfect for that.

Eli: It sure will. And if I face Chi-Fu, I'm sending that jerk to the black gates for his atrocities against Mulan.

Me: Me too!

Nicole: Same here. I hate that guy.

Nico: I do too.

Camie: Can you remind me who Shan Yu is?

Me: Sure. He lived back over 2,000 years ago and he was a ruthless leader of a massive horde of huns that were trying to take over China.

I went over his history.


Shan Yu (sometimes spelled Shan-Yu) is the main antagonist of Disney's 36th full-length animated feature film Mulan. He is the mysterious chieftain of the Huns and a ruthless warlord who is determined to invade and conquer China because he believes that the Chinese emperor built the Great Wall as both an insult and a challenge. He is the arch-nemesis of Fa Mulan.

As a violent warlord, Shan Yu leads his horde of Huns to invade, savoring when China knows he is there. He is the reason Mulan joins the Imperial army in her father's place. His pet falcon Hayabusa serves as a messenger and spy, and the Elite Hun Soldiers as his main henchmen.

In the 1998 animated film, he was voiced by the late Miguel Ferrer, who also played Lloyd Henreid in the 1994 adaptation of The Stand, Vice President Rodriguez in Iron Man 3, Big Boss in Rio 2, and Deathstroke in Teen Titans: The Judas Contract. In Kingdom Hearts II, he was voiced by Corey Burton, who also played Captain James Hook in the same game, Count Dooku in The Clone Wars, Onus in Treasure Planet, Malware in Ben 10: Omniverse, Jones in Tarzan, and Quint in the Disney animated series Timon & Pumbaa.

In the film's opening scene, Shan Yu scales the Great Wall of China and leads the Huns in an invasion of China, setting the tone for the rest of the film. When one of the Chinese guards of the Great Wall revealed that he lit the torches and that the Emperor will soon know of Shan Yu's presence in an attempt to intimidate him, Shan Yu's only response was to burn one of the Imperial flags on the torch in front of him before giving a satisfied "perfect", revealing that the Emperor receiving the message of Shan Yu and the Huns' invasion was precisely what he had intended to accomplish.

Later on, Shan Yu destroyed yet another village and exposed two spies sent by the Emperor. He ordered them to pass a message to the Emperor telling to send his best men for battle. Before the two were able to leave, he had his head archer murder one.

Later, while waiting for the Emperor's armies, Shan Yu's pet falcon named Hayabusa acquired a doll from a village in the Tung Shao Pass. After close examination of the doll and traces on it by his five main men, Shan Yu deduces that the Imperial Army is waiting for them. Though one of his archers suggested that they simply avoid the soldiers and continue heading towards the Imperial City, Shan Yu insisted on confronting the Imperial army, as the quickest way to the Emperor was through the pass, before adding "And besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. We should return it to her." with an extremely manipulative and murderous grin.

Shan Yu and the Huns ambushed General Li's army, so they fought against the Emperor's best troops, including the General, and ultimately won the battle, setting the village on fire on the process. The Huns only suffered minimal casualties, leaving hundreds of troops intact. Unfortunately, only the aftermath was seen in the film. None of the known survivors were discovered by Li Shang's troops. As they headed for the Imperial City, the Hun army noticed them and sneaked up a mountain in the Tung Shao Pass, preparing their fiery arrows. When Mushu accidentally fires a cannon causing their position given away to him and his army, the Huns attacked, casting flaming arrows from the mountains to disintegrate their ammunition.

Shan-Yu then led his entire army to wipe out Li Shang's small battalion. Mulan, however, took control of Li Shang's last cannon, aiming it for a nearby mountain.

This maneuver triggered an avalanche that wipes out almost all of Shan-Yu's army and encases Shan Yu in a thick blanket of snow. At first, it seems like a complete victory, thanks to Mulan. However, it is not so. Following the avalanche and the departure of Li Shang's troops, Haybusa screeched the all-clear and Shan Yu rose from the snow, shaken and infuriated at the loss of his army. A loud yell of anger is all it takes for Mulan to realize that there is still a chance for the Huns; Shan Yu's falcon and five of his best troops had survived the assault. Since the Imperial army are unaware that Shan Yu is alive at this point, he and his troops are able to infiltrate Imperial City, though Mulan chooses to pursue them to warn Shang.

While his troops hid within a Chinese lion at the Imperial celebration, Shan Yu lies in wait on top of the roof of the Emperor's palace. At the right moment, Shan Yu's falcon retrieves his sword and his troops sprung into action, locking up the palace and kidnapping the Emperor. As Shan Yu threatens the Emperor to bow to him, Mulan, Li Shang, Yao, Chien-Pao and Ling infiltrate the palace in an attempt to rescue the Emperor, the latter three being in drag (as a disguise). Mulan, Yao, Chien-Po and Ling defeat Shan Yu's men and his pet falcon is fried by Mushu.

After securing the Emperor, in an attempt to distract Shan Yu from Shang (whom he was about to slaughter), Mulan reveals that it was she who destroyed his army. Pursuing her throughout the palace and onto the roof, Shan Yu's attempts to kill Mulan backfire when Mulan initiates a plan of her own.

Immobilizing the Hun leader by pinning his cape to the roof with his own sword, Mushu aims a large rocket at him. Releasing the rocket, Mushu, Mulan and Crik-ee escape from the roof as it hits Shan Yu at great speed and propels him through the air into a fireworks tower, resulting in a huge colorful explosion that (albeit off-screen) blows him to smithereens. Mulan is then awarded Shan Yu's sword for her success of ridding China of the Huns forever.


When it was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked and horrified!

Camie: He us pure evil!

Nico: Yep and we're going to destroy him and finish him forever..

Pain Yatta: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Sudowoodo, Politoed and Jumpluff next.

Camie: Ooh!

Xenia: Those are good choices.

Nico: Yep.

Qin: Also we faced Shan Yu on Day 2 of the 20 Days of Darkness and that was crazy.

Lola: Yeah we sure did.

Lincoln: And I faced Larxene on that day too.

Camie: Whoa!

Xenia: This was an evil version of her.

Lola: Yeah and Lightning exploded out that day.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Emiliano Rosas of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, and he's coming to kill Maria Garcia and the other Fabled Gene-Slammers yet again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Emiliano Rosas of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's absolutely pissed off about what happened yesterday.

Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Antonio Maldonado must've found out about it, and now, he's really enraged now.

Valeria Raven: (Spanish Accent) Let him get enraged, we'd already had it up to hear with those Dark Santeria-practicing fanatics for the last time. So, we're finally going to get rid of Emiliano Rosas for good, excellent.

Me: With what you girls and Lincoln are doing by slaying every last member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, this is really pissing off Antonio Maldonado.

Nico: What these guys have done in causing this kind of horror and terror in Mexico years ago with their sacrificial rituals. They're even worse than The Church of Necrom, The Order of The Black Cross, or even The Chernabog Sisters.

Lincoln: Not exactly, Nico, unlike The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, those three groups we'd dealt with in the past were a danger to the entire world with their dark powers, and the crimes they'd committed against humanity were extremely dark, and they've made deals with the demonic forces of Hell by selling their souls in exchange for those dark powers.

Me: Yeah, The Chernabog Sisters' parents made the deal with The Devil before they were even born to give their unborn daughters the powers of Hell and The Order of The Black Cross toyed with dark Satanic forces.

Nicholette Torrington: And Damian Alaister and his fucked-up friends had sacrificed their own families in a dark Satanic Ritual in their devotion to Necrom, and after they gained their dark powers, they all went on a bloody rampage killing millions of people in their rampage.

Lincoln: Yep, so even compared to those three dark Satanic groups, The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte is not on a high-level threat like those three, but they're still just as dangerous as they kidnapped many innocent people and ritualistically murdered them in their dark rituals, and we can't forget that they tried to desecrate the bodies of the dead in Mexico's cemeteries for their dark sacrilegious rituals.

Nico: They're playing with forces they can never comprehend: messing with the bodies of the dead is bound to anger the spirits of the dead who're buried there. Alright, gang, let's go, it's time to head to the Simulator and destroy Shan-Yu once and for all.

Lincoln: He will pay for everything he's done, and once we get done with him, you're the next one to die, Emiliano Rosas.

Valeria Raven: (Spanish Accent) That monster will pay for every last one of his crimes, and once we get done with him, Emiliano Rosas, you better say your prayers, because you deserve no salvation from God for your sins, for there is one thing that awaits you: Eternal Damnation.

Suddenly, we saw Lincoln glowing with rainbow energy surrounding him, and suddenly, his white wolf ears turned into white rabbit ears, and a rabbit's tail formed on top of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails, Lincoln's transformed into SUPER ANGEL THUNDER HARE XELNAGA!

Me: Whoa, Lincoln, take a look.

We made a mirror, and Lincoln saw what happened.

Lincoln: Whoa, I've mastered my Miraculous, and now, I've turned into Super Angel Thunder Hare Xelnaga.

Eini: That's right, Lincoln. Plus, it's perfect since it's the Year of The Rabbit.

Ace Bunny: And we're not the only ones who like what's happened to you.

Suddenly, Lincoln's entire harem were blushing like crazy when they saw what happened to Lincoln, and they each pounced on him, and they kissed him all over, and when they got off, Lincoln was covered in lipstick kissy marks on his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs, and he looked like he was in Heaven.

Lincoln: (In Heaven) I'm never ever getting tired of that!

Lincoln recovered.

Lincoln: Plus, my ears can now change from wolf ears to rabbit ears, and the rabbit tail on top of my eleven wolf tails is now permanent.

Alix: It's still really amazing. Now, let's get after Shan Yu and make him suffer.

Nico: Right, let's go.

Killer Shrike: Let's get going.

Lanhua: Right behind you!

We were off to China.


CHINA - HAN DYNASTY


We arrived in Han Dynasty China.

Me: Here we are guys.

Carol: Wow.

Lincoln: Boy feels like forever since we were here.

Nico: It has been a while.

Qin: I hope ancestor Mulan is all right.

Shiva: I'm sure she's okay.

Kuroto Dan: It all depends on what events already passed.

But then…

BOOM!

We heard an explosion!

Me: LOOK!

We saw THE AVALANCHE!

Qin: UH OH!

Me: Chi Fu's order is not far behind!

Nico: Lets go!

We flew off.

Elena Validus: Everyone, hang on!

We then arrived and saw the avalanche and Mulan saved Captain Li Shang!

Me: WHOA!

She got him to a tent.

But Mulan was wounded herself.

We got there.

Me: Captain Shang!

We flew down.

Li Shang: Long time no see guys.

Me: Sorry to drop in like this but are you guys all right?

Li Shang: Yeah we're okay. (Whispers to me) Thanks to Mulan.

Me: (Nods)

Li Shang: How is Nico doing? I heard what happened almost 2 years ago.

Nico: I'm better now Captain. It's all over now.

Vexen: Don't tell me we missed everything!

Shang: Well, you DID see the avalanche.

Evil Ice Man: I guess that's okay?

Me: Yeah we did and one of your men (Winks) saved you.

Qin: Yep.

But then.

Mulan: I can explain!

Chi Fu: So it's true!

Mulan: Shang!

Chi Fu: [yanking Mulan out of the tent and pulling her hair out of a bun] I knew there was something wrong with you! A woman! Treacherous snake!

Mulan: My name is Mulan. I did it to save my father!

Chi Fu: High treason!

Mulan: I didn't mean for it to go this far!

Chi Fu: Ultimate dishonor!

Mulan: It was the only way! Please, believe me!

Chi Fu: [scoffs] Captain?

Me: Eli kill that son of a bitch!

Chi Fu: You!?

Me: YES! ME!

Nico: Wait! Let me say something to him first.

Nico went over to Chi Fu and he grabbed him by the shirt.

Nico: Who the hell to do you think you are you pompous turncoat!?

Chi Fu: So the cowardly second in command stands up to me!

Nico: Correction, I'm now the leader of the team!

Chi Fu: What!?

Nico: Promoted last year. Lets get one thing clear! I don't EVER Treat women as badly as you do! You think women are so much weaker than you but they are stronger than you EVER will be! She has more courage and strength than you EVER WILL! And she is also my sister's ancestor! And you have no honor when it comes to women! You are just a chauvinistic fucked up pig!

Qin: YEAH!

Nico: I should just kill you right here and right now but right now we have more bigger concerns.

Shang: Chi Fu, for your behaviour against Mulan, we are detaining you until Shan Yu and his new ally are dealt with. And then, you will be executed on Mulan's place.

Android 21: New ally?

Shang: It looked like a woman that was red and had spikes.

Vert: That's Kyburi!

Qin: So she is here too!?

Shang: She was the one who caused that avalanche.

Deker: That explains a lot.

Me: I thought it was Mulan that did it.

Shang: So did I.

Black Knight of Merlin: Her vehicle can also behave like a robot, right?

Agura: And it can climb on walls if they're large enough.

Nico: That's amazing.

Vicky Emily Skartaris: She will be perfect as my archenemy.

Qin went over to Mulan.

Qin: Mulan are you all right?

Mulan: It's all my fault.

Qin: Don't say that Ancestor.

Mushu: I was this close. This close! To impressing the ancestors, getting the top shelf, in entourage ... man. All my fine work. [He uses the tip of an arrow to roast a piece of food over a tiny fire]

Mulan: I should never have left home.

Mushu: Hey C'mon. You wanted to save your father's life. Who knew you'd end up shaming him, disgracing your ancestors and losing all your friends. Y'know, you just gotta ... just gotta learn to let these things go.

Me: That's not helping Mushu.

Mulan: Maybe I didn't go for my father. Maybe what I really wanted was to prove that I could do things right. So that when I looked in the mirror, [she picks up her helmet] I'd see someone worthwhile. But I was wrong. I see nothing. [she throws the helmet aside]

Lilly Cheng went and got it.

Mushu: Hey, that's just cause this needs a little spit, that's all. [He spits on the helmet.] Let me shine this up for you. I can see you, look at you, you look so pretty! [He turns cry] The truth is, we're both frauds. Your ancestors didn't send me; they don't even like me. I mean, you risked your life to help people you love. I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions.

Me: Mulan come on. Don't talk like that. You did your best and that's all that counts.

Mushu: And just to clarify, I DID take out most of the Huns without causing the avalanche.

Carly Atlas: Guess your aim wasn't off this time.

Me: No it wasn't. But come on Mulan buck up. You think we gave up on anyone when the 20 Days of Darkness reared its ugly head? Absolutely No Fucking Way Not. Nico may have done all that against his will but it was not his fault and our friendship has helped us all get through it all and we are stronger than ever when we work together.

Eli: That's right Mulan.

Nico: Yeah. Look, Mulan I know you messed up and I've been in your shoes before. But thanks to all my friends we got through the toughest of challenges together. And we never gave up the one thing that we have and always will. And that is hope.

Mulan knew that I was right.

Mulan: You're right guys. I was giving up too easily! Thank you all.

A falcon screech was heard.

Hayabusa then landed in front of us and approached Mushu menacingly.

Mummy of Anhk-Ha: Hayabusa!

Me: He is a pretty Falcon.

Mummy: I get it. Since Mushu took out most of the Huns, Shan Yu sent Hayabusa to kill him for it!

Eddy: Permission to kill bird?!

Nico: Denied.

Fluttershy: Let me handle this.

Fluttershy went up to Hayabusa and used her stare on him and made him go into submission and Fluttershy told him to be a good bird and help us instead of serving a monster like Shan Yu.

Nico: Wait if Hayabusa is here then that means?

Me: That Shan Yu is Alive.

Nico: Shang we got to get ready.

Shang: What are you gonna do.

Nico: I have a plan.

We huddled and Nico told us his plan. It was an ambush. The Huns and Shan Yu are going to disguise themselves as the dragon for China's New Years and then when the dragon approaches the palace we hit them hard and bloody.

Diabolico: We'll leave the Chinese Dragon intact.

Evil Cloud Man: Don't want it ruined.

Xenia: Good idea. It is for the Chinese New Year after all.

Qin: Indeed.

Xenia: Yeah.

Nico: Lets get ready guys.

Disk Wars Silver Samurai: That monster will feel the full might of my blade!

Me: So will all his men when we slash them to pieces.

Xenia: Yeah.

Nico: Lets go!

We were off to Beijing.

But little did we know that Shan Yu was alive.

Shan Yu climbed out of the snow and looks around. He lets out a roar. Soon he is joined by five of his soldiers. They start down the path toward the Imperial City.

We arrived.

In the Imperial City

The Chinese citizens watch happily as the Imperial City celebrates the Chinese victory with a parade.

Parade Leader: Make way for the heroes of China!

Me: Here we are guys.

Nico: Lets get ready.

Emperor Han: Nico and everyone?

Me: Your Excellency we have big trouble.

Emperor Han: Shan Yu is alive still.

Me: Yes sir.

Wolf: That also means the Hun Army isn't dead yet.

Emperor Han: The Hun Army isn't dead yet?!

Unfortunately, everyone heard this and gasped.

Queen Cannabis: (facepalms) And now, everyone knows.

Nico: Don't worry everyone! We are ready for them!

Emperor Han: Please remain calm everyone!

Mulan: We're not going to let them get away with this!

Nico: Nope.

Marie Kanker Loud: Despite the fact that Kyburi is helping him now. (deadpans) And I'm not helping the situation, am I?

Me: Nope.

Vicky Emily Skartaris: I will face her. Leave her to me.

Nico: Okay. Lets not add more fuel to the fire.

Eli: I sense them coming.

Blizzard Man: Kyburi can't be far behind.

I unsheathed my sword and me and Shan Yu clashed and sparks went flying all over the place with incredible force and fury!

I slashed Shan Yu and cut his face!

Nico: Take that!

Shan Yu: KILL THEM ALL!

We went at him and slashed and cut and killed many of his men.

Then KYBURI APPEARED!

Kyburi: You may have defeated Kytren and Krylox. But I'm more tougher! (to Shan Yu) Don't bother with them. I'll take care of this!

Kyburi summoned the Venikus and got into it.

Vicky Emily Skartaris: I got this guys!

Orbit Woman: Focus on Shan yu!

Crimson Dynamo: Me and Orbit Woman can take her!

Agura: Not without me!

Agura got into the Tangler.

Vicky Emily Skartaris: Lets dance!

Kyburi: Bring it on!

Then Kaos, Mr. Fizz, Dr. Viktor, Technus, Zavok, General Schwarz, Juggernaut, Rowdyruff Boys, Sportsmaster, Skinner, Shaman Apsu, Ed Bighead, Frankenstein, Mike Rochip, Yost Rhino, Evil Pharaoh Man, Evil Vespa Woman, Axel, Thunderhoof, and Sellon appeared

Nico: Kaos, Mr. Fizz, Dr. Viktor, Technus, Zavok, General Schwarz, Juggernaut, Rowdyruff Boys, Sportsmaster, Skinner, Shaman Apsu, Ed Bighead, Frankenstein, Mike Rochip, Yost Rhino, Evil Pharaoh Man, Evil Vespa Woman, Axel, Thunderhoof, and Sellon

Kaos: Are you enjoying it with us, Jumpy.

Jumpy Ghostface: I sure am!

Mr. Fizz: Glad to hear it.

Dr. Viktor: Too bad you'll have to go back to Big Green afterwards.

Jumpy Ghostface: I know. But it was awesome.

Technus: (to Nico) We heard you fought Phil the Pilferer.

Nico: We sure did.

Juggernaut: How'd it go?

Me: Won and got him put into your ranks.

Qin: Yep.

?: Cool!

A figure came out and it was TRANSLUCITOR from Turbo!


Translucitor is an antagonist in Power Rangers Turbo. A shaman-themed monster, he was used by Divatox in order to make Angel Grove invisible.

He was voiced by Ken Merckx.

Translucitor was first seen attacking a group of people at the Youth Center where he turned everyone invisible. Soon after, we saw his ruining things on the Power Chamber's viewing screen. He returned to the Youth Center and kidnapped everyone inside, including Bulk and Skull, and only left Ashley and Cassie because plot.

Later on, he accompanied Divatox and her entourage on an attack on invisible Angel Grove and he was assigned to deal with the Rangers when they showed up. He vanished and the Rangers summoned their Legendary Vehicles to go after him. Unfortunately for them, his illusion was constantly appearing and disappearing caused the Vehicles to crash into each other which flung the Rangers out.

He summoned a ground symbol to cage up the Rangers and used a sheet to depart with them. When the girls followed him into the woods, he laughed manically at them but was taken down by the Phantom Ranger at which point he ran away. He went to the other Rangers (who were tied to a rocket) and ignited the chord to try and kill them but the girls saved the trio.

Translucuitor made himself vanish in order to capture them but the Turbo Navigator suddenly started working in spite of it being impossible to find him before. They pounded him before he decided that now was a good time to run so he vanishes once again and he fled. He attempted to hide in a far away field but a seeking laser from Ashley's Turbo Navigator; Defender Mode. He went invisible but was hit every time.

T.J. then combined the Turbo Navigator and his Auto Blaster into the Auto Blast Defender to knock him out. This returned things to normal but Divatox fired the torpedoes to make him grow. He was destroyed by the Turbo Megazord after Robo Racer destroyed his staff with it's Synergizer; Blaster Mode.

He later appears in the United Alliance of Evil invasion, in Divatox's army.


T.J.: Translucitor!

Translucitor: Been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! You were sent to make Angel Grove invisible!

Translucitor: That's right. Good memory.

Nico: Yep.

Translucitor: You guys still haven't met the Phantom Ranger yet?

William: Actually, no.

Me: We will soon. The timing should be just about right.

Xenia: I agree there.

We got the usual battles underway.


Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Carla Wong III, Nicole Knudson, Tussle Sprout and Golden Queen VS Kaos - Nico's rescue and battling Phil the Pilferer


Kaos was first.

Kaos: (to Twilight) Nico's rescue involved battling Phil the Pilferer. He'll be a good addition to our ranks.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah he sure will. At least he doesn't hurt people physically.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah but you should have seen all the magiswords he took. It was amazing.

Spyro: He took thousands of them from all over the place. Including Ralphios and Princess Zange's vault.

Carla Wong III: He really got all those magiswords just by stealing them? Wow he is crafty.

Nicole: He won't be anywhere as good as Sly Cooper though.

Kaos: Indeed. Now lets get started for I, KAOS, command it!

Twilight used her Legend Items.

SKYLANDERS VS DOOM FORCE OF KAOS! TWILIGHT SPARKLE'S SKYLANDERS ADVENTURES!

They fired waves of magic and blasted him down.


Gwen Tennyson, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Layla Ratigan, Master Splinter, Pain Yatta and Krankcase VS Mr. Fizz - Battling Another Hanselton and Gretel and Another Molten Man


Mr. Fizz was next.

Mr. Fizz: (to Gwen) Nico, Kaz's team, Molten Man's team, and the others did good Battling Another Hanselton and Gretel. And Another Molten Man as well.

Gwen: They sure did and it was amazing to hear that Sailor Dwarf Woodlands was there too.

Rainbow Dash: Boy that was really awesome seeing her there.

Scootaloo: It sure was awesome.

Whirlwind: You got that right.

Layla Ratigan: That was really something to see.

Master Splinter: Indeed it was. But remember Layla that patience must help you get through the most dangerous of times even in great stress.

Layla Ratigan: Yes Sensei.

Mr. Fizz: I see he is training you. Very awesome. Shall we dance?

Gwen used her legend items.

GWEN'S MAGIC OF FURY! SODA MAYHEM BURST!

They fired waves of magic, soda, wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.


Will Vandom, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Anna Hotteling, Lincoln Loud, Emerald Sustrai and Illia VS Dr. Viktor - Lincoln's rescue


Dr. Viktor was next.

Dr. Viktor: (to Will) Nico's rescue involved battling Mathis. And Namine got payback on him.

Will: You'd better believe she did! After calling her an ugly girl she practically signed his own execution warrant!

Sunset Shimmer: That jerkwad practically begged for a black eye.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah he sure did and it was awesome.

Sunburn: He got his butt thrashed by her big time.

Anna Hotteling: She gave him a beatdown like no other.

Lincoln Loud: It was awesome and great.

Dr. Viktor: Glad she did there! Lets do it!

Will used her Legend Items.

WILL'S LIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE! DR. VIKTOR'S PURPLE LIGHTNING THUNDERCLAP!

They fired waves of fire and purple lightning and smashed him down.


Cyborg, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Katie Kirrington, Lisa Loud, Dexter, Elena Validus and Circe VS Technus - Meeting the Incarnation of Cthulhu and a gene-slammer for Supreme King Z-ARC


Technus was next.

Technus: (to Cyborg) I heard you guys met the Incarnation of Cthulhu and a gene-slammer for Supreme King Z-ARC. What are their names?

Cyborg: Their names are Callista Cthulhu and Sakura Hanma and they are amazing and let me tell ya these girls are no pushovers.

Pinkie Pie: They sure are and they pack an amazing bunch of great skill and power.

Maud Pie: (monotonously) And their story is amazing too.

FLASHBACK

Sakura Hanma: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. It's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.

Callista Cthulhu: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Sakura and Callista, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Callista Cthulhu: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little 11-year-old into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Sakura Hanma: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.

Nico: Yep. So, Callista, Sakura, what memories did you have with Lincoln, oh, and I forgot to ask: did any of Lincoln's enemies or his mean sisters do anything to earn your hatred?

Callista Cthulhu: Allow me to go first, and to answer your question: yes, there's one person who had earned my hatred, it was Lisa. One day, Lincoln and I were busy doing some workouts in our gym, since we can't do them anywhere near The Loud House, not with Lynn running rampant. But, then, I sensed something bad in the distance, and I saw that Lisa was heading here to kidnap Lincoln and kill him with another experiment. So, I summoned an army of demons who went after Lisa and her robot horde, and the robots were trashed and Lisa was tied up and brought to us. I told Lincoln, and he put Lisa in a dark energy orb, and after we finished our workout, we showered and went home, and we'd told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lisa tried to do to Lincoln, and she got grounded for fourteen weeks, and Lily changed the password on Lisa's bunker again after she tossed all of Lisa's lab equipment in there.

Nico: Sheesh, Lisa, your Dark Side made you an abominable monster.

Sakura Hanma: That's putting it mildly, okay, now it's my turn. One day, Lincoln and I were at the gym and we were doing some martial arts practice, and since Lincoln's been getting taller, not to mention bigger and beefier in muscle mass, I decided to advance his training even more with some advanced martial arts moves. But, our day got rudely interrupted when Chandler, Lynn, Pablo, and Anderson showed up wanting revenge for the time I viciously beat them up, and I was about to tear them apart again, but this time, Lincoln was with me. Pablo and Anderson went after us, and they tried to pummel us, but the trouble for them is we were well-trained martial artists and they only fight when driven by wrath and revenge, so they got tired quickly, and Lincoln lifted them up by their shirt collars and he bonked them hard on their heads and he tossed them into a wall, Chandler came after us next, but Lincoln swept him off his feet and he kicked him hard into a wall and he was also knocked out, and finally, we had to deal with that violent meathead, Lynn, who came after us on all fours like the animal that she is, but Lincoln and I tag-teamed and we pummeled Lynn hard, and we kicked her hard into a wall and she got knocked out. Then, Lincoln fired red energy beams from his white angel wings and tied them up, and Lincoln called the cops on Pablo, Anderson, and Chandler who took them to jail, but for Lynn, Luna showed up and she dragged Lynn home by her ponytail, and after we told them of what Lynn, Chandler, Pablo, and Anderson tried to do to us, Lynn got grounded for nineteen weeks and Lincoln threw her in a metal container, and she roared at us and pounded on the door. But, I gave Lynn the bird through the window, and she roared again and beat her chest like a gorilla again.

Me: Now, that day, I remember all too well. Lynn really was out for your head after what you did to her and those jerks.

Lincoln: Lynn had it coming, but Chandler, Pablo, and Anderson earned her hatred, and if Lynn and Chandler's goons tried anything like that again, they would also suffer her hatred as well.

Lynn: That animal made me like that, and no matter how many times I was beaten up, I wouldn't learn my lesson, and always wanted revenge.

Luna: And if she didn't stop, there was going to be one less sister in The Loud House, especially if the Guardian Angels who really hated L.J. with a blazing passion decided to kill her.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Technus: Whoa man! That is rough!

Featherweight: Yeah it sure is. We were amazed though that Lincoln did all that to them though.

Sprocket: Yeah we sure were.

Katie Kirrington: That is a most amazing and very supreme display of bravado right there.

Lisa Loud: Indeed it was Katie.

Technus: Boy it sure was. Lets do it!

Cyborg used his legend items.

CYBORG'S TRON FORCE BARRAGE! CYBORG'S TRONIC ARMY!

Cyborg got awesome tron armor and summoned an army of Tronics and they fired waves of metal, gears, energy and lightning and smashed him down.


Cameron, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Yumi Davenport, Lola Loud, Android 21 and Suzumebachi VS Juggernaut - The Mascots Dreams


Juggernaut was next.

Juggernaut: (to Cameron) So, you guys saw the mascots' dreams. What are they like?

Cameron: They were really awesome and cool. Poromon's dream was no surprise. He dreamt about a world of beer. Manaphy dreamt that she was with May who was a mermaid, Poliwag was a treasure hunter and Horsea was in a world of Ice Cream and eating it with Maria.

Juggernaut: That is amazing! I think those dreams are awesome.

Applejack: They sure were and May looked absolutely beautiful as a mermaid.

Apple Bloom: I'll say! We all thought she looked great!

Flashwing: Boy she sure did. That was so awesome seeing that.

Yumi Davenport: That was really cool seeing that one.

Lola Loud: The beer one was really funny though.

Juggernaut: It sure was. Lets do it!

Cameron used his Legend Items!

CAMERON'S IRON FURY! HULKBUSTING IRON MIGHT!

Cameron donned his own version of Iron Man's Hulkbuster Suit and they fired waves of energy, earth, rock, crystal, apples, mud and boulders and smashed him down.


Ink Rose, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Rhonda Lorrentina, Brittney, Konan and Carly Atlas VS General Schwarz - The Mascots Dreams were awesome


General Schwarz was next.

General Schwarz: (to Ink Rose) The Mascots' Dreams were awesome. Too bad you guys didn't go in them.

Ink Rose: I know but they were really beautiful and amazing to see.

Starlight Glimmer: Boy they sure were and I think that is so awesome.

Cozy Glow: I'll say! May and Manaphy's dream was awesome too! It was like Misty being a mermaid in that one.

Hex: Boy it sure was amazing.

Rhonda Lorrentina: It sure was awesome and I thought it was cool.

Brittney: You got that right. All those dreams were great.

Konan: I thought they were too.

General Schwarz: They sure were awesome. Lets do it!

Ink Rose: Lets let the night shine.

She activated her Legend Items

ECLIPSE OF THE SHINING NIGHT! INK ROSE'S GOTHIC CRUSADE! DARKNESS OF THE SHADOW RIDER!

She summoned a horse made of total dark fire and the sky darkened with an Eclipse and they went at him and fired waves of energy and skulls, bones, lightning, blood, stars and magic and smashed him down!


Lucca, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Amy Yae, Yae, Khybon, and Ulmar vs Rowdyruff Boys - Today is the Chinese New Year and it starts the Year of The rabbit


The Rowdyruff Boys were next.

Butch: (to Lucca) Today is the Chinese New Year.

Boomer: And it starts the Year of The rabbit.

Lucca: It sure does and I think this is an awesome adventure for us.

Fluttershy: Oh it most certainly is really magical.

Tornado Bolt: It sure is.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh I agree there ja.

Stealth Elf: You got that right. I think the Moon Festival is amazing.

Amy Yae: It sure is and it's awesome for all of us

Yae: I agree there too.

Brick: You got that right! Lets do it!

Lucca used her Legend Items!

LUCCA'S FIRESTORM DRAGON OF THE SUN! THE GENIUS OF NATURE AND BRAWN!

They fired waves of fire and energy and leaves, grass, Fruit, Vegetables and fire and smashed them down.


Ace Bunny, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Selena Rabbittin, Rabbids, Disk Wars Silver Samurai and Disk Wars Mandarin VS Zavok - Mulan's world is perfect for The Chinese New Year


Zavok was next.

Zavok: (to Ace Bunny) Mulan's world is perfect for The Chinese New Year. Not to mention you're a rabbit too.

Ace: You got that right. And it's very fitting for me and my fellow rabbits.

Rarity: It sure is amazing darlings. And Angel Bunny has been looking forward to this too.

Sweetie Belle: I think it's awesome too.

Gill Grunt: I agree there too. Even the Rabbids love this/

Selene Rabbittin: You got that right. (BAGPIPE FARTS) Oops! Sorry about that.

Rabbids laughed and did the same and it was funny!

Zavok: Okay that is funny! Lets do it!

Ace used his Legend Items.

ACE BUNNY'S FIGHT FOR 28th CENTURY JUSTICE! RABBIDS OF MAYHEM AND BWAAAAAAAAA!

They fired waves of water, ice and jewels and energy and smashed him down.


Lightning, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Gianna Dahuo, D&D 1983 Gang, Helga Sinclair and Marie Kanker Loud VS Sportsmaster - Shan Yu will pay for everything he did


Sportsmaster was next.

Sportsmaster: (to Lightning) Shan Yu will pay for everything he did. He's gonna wish he got buried in that avalanche!

Lightning: You better believe he will. And lets not forget that this is always where day 2 of The 20 Days of Darkness took place.

Sportsmaster: I remember that! That was crazy! And Lincoln fought Larxene here.

Princess Celestia: He sure did and that was electrifying!

King Solar: Boy it sure was.

Solar Eclipsa: Yeah that was intense from what I heard.

Amber Morning: No kidding there.

Spotlight: That is awesome. Also I just remembered! This is also the world where one of the Amazon Kamen Riders from 1974 came and helped out.

Sportsmaster: (GASP) That's right! So one of the Kamen Riders from the 1970s helped us out back then during the 20 Days of Darkness. That is a surprise!

Gianna Dahuo: That is amazing though.

Sheila (D&D): That's amazing.

Sportsmaster: That is amazing. We definitely know which team of the Pre 21st Century Riders is joining first. Lets do it!

Lightning used his legend items!

LIGHTNING'S SPORTS CRUSADE! FOOTBALL POWER OF THE WIN!

They fired waves of light and footballs and smashed him down.


Dana, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Moon, Dark Skylanders, Sydney Kirlian, Lana Loud, Tundra Man and Blizzard Man VS Skinner - Shan Yu's hawk will be perfect for one of us as a friend.


Skinner was next.

Skinner: (to Dana) Shan Yu's hawk will be perfect for one of us as a friend. As long as it doesn't betray us.

Dana: He's a falcon actually. Hayabusa is a beautiful and fast bird.

Princess Luna: He sure is. Hayabusa is a beautiful bird. And don't worry, Fluttershy used her stare on him to make sure that doesn't happen.

Moondust: Her stare is something that is never to be underestimated.

Snowdrop: No it sure isn't.

Gari: That is so awesome though.

Blackout: Boy seeing it in action was awesome.

Sydney Kirlian: It sure was.

Lana: I'll say.

Skinner: I agree there. Lets do it!

Dana used her legend items.

DANA'S SUBZERO BLAST WAVE! DANA'S ICE SCHOOL BRIGADE!

They fired waves of ice and darkness and smashed him down.


Carol Ferris VS Shaman Apsu


Shaman Apsu was next.

Shaman Apsu: Boy this was awesome.

Carol Ferris: You got that right.

She fired waves of purple energy and smashed her down.


Bulma VS Ed Bighead


Ed Bighead was next and he was gobsmacked at the sight of how Bulma Looked.

Bulma: (Seductively) Didn't expect me to wear this did you toad boy?

Ed Bighead: Oh wow! You look great for this day Bulma!

Bulma: Thank you.

Ed Bighead: Too bad I'm already married.

Bulma: I know.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Snowdrop VS Frankenstein


Frankenstein was next.

Frankenstein groaned.

Snowdrop: This is awesome isn't it?

She fired waves of ice and smashed him down.


Ice VS Mike Rochip


Mike Rochip was next.

Mike Rochip: Bring it on.

Ice: (Scandinavian Accent) I always bring the fun.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Fasha VS Yost Rhino


Yost Rhino was next.

Yost Rhino: Chinese New Years is beautiful isn't it?

Fasha: It sure is.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Suno VS Evil Pharaoh Man


Evil Pharaoh Man was next.

Evil Pharaoh Man: This will be fun.

Suno: It always is fun.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Cheryl VS Evil Vespa Woman


Evil Vespa Woman was next.

Evil Vespa Woman: You ready for this?

Cheryl: I'm always ready.

She fired waves of honey and smashed her down.


Pyra VS Axel


Axel was next.

Axel: You know what I love about the Moon Festival?

Pyra: What?

Axel: The Fireworks.

Pyra: The Fireworks they use in his are awesome.

She fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Ramulus VS Thunderhoof


Thunderhoof was next.

Thunderhoof: Mushu and Mulan are awesome.

Ramulus: They sure are. But that Chi Fu guy is gonna be begging for death after today. (To the viewers) Even though he is gonna die anyway mind ya.

Ramulus fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Abigail Davis VS Sellon


Sellon was next.

Sellon: I've always hated that Chi Fu guy because of his treatment of Mulan and women.

Abigail Davis: Yeah he is a true treacherous snake! He has no honor when it comes to women!

Abigai fired waves of fire and smashed her down.


Turbo Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Sonata Dusk, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Translucitor.


Translucitor was next.

Translucitor: Who does that Chi Fu guy think he is!?

Me: Well back in this time men thought women weren't allowed to do anything. It was like that for centuries. But now we're not like that anymore thank goodness.

Varie: No kidding there.

Sonata Dusk: Yeah that was nuts.

Eli: No kidding there.

Translucitor: I agree. Lets dance!

I teleported and opened His safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Defenders of The Rabbit Moon, they're a collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the symbol of The Rabbit etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large rabbit heads for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handles, four large rabbit heads and large colored gems on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommels, and there's also blasters included with the greatswords. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

I teleported back with them.

Turbo Rangers: SHIFT INTO TURBO!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TURBO!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Turbo Rangers too!

Me: Lets get him!

Rangers: TURBO RAM CANNON!

They summoned the Turbo Ram Cannon!

Me: FIRE!

We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted down Translucitor and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Me: YEAH! Translucitor you have failed this time and world.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


Vicky Emily Skartaris bashed Kyburi down.

We regrouped.

Troy: Kyburi's down!

Tsukasa: Just Shan Yu left. And I know just the morph!

Kamen Ride: Battle Japan!

Kamen Ride: Battle Cossack!

Kamen Ride: Battle France!

Kamen Ride: Battle Kenya!

Kamen Ride: Miss America!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BATTLE FEVER J!

They turned into the Battle Fever J Rangers and so did Tsukasa and Daiki summoned clones of them.

We went at Shan Yu and blasted and smashed and slashed him.

Kileron blasted and smashed Shan Yu and his men all over.

First Aid, Reflector, Mr. Krabs, Lillie, Hoppus, Ace Bunny, Jumpy Ghost Face and Lexi Bunny used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced First Aid's Photon Pistol, Reflector's flash explosion and Mr. Krabs, Lillie, Hoppus, Ace Bunny, Jumpy Ghost Face and Lexi Bunny's powers 100-fold.

First Aid and Mr. Krabs: PHOTON MONEY BLAST!

Reflector and Lillie: FLASH OF ICE BLAST!

Jumpy Ghost Face and Lexi Bunny: BUNNIES OF THE MOON BLAST!

Hoppus and Ace Bunny: BUNNIES OF THE 28TH CENTURY BROCCOLI BLAST!

Sounds of Crabs and Killer Shrike: CRAB SOUND BLAST!

Lion Ranger Power and Wolf: LION RANGER BLAST!

Boomerangs of Technology and Captain Boomerang: BOOMERANGS OF FURY BLAST!

Russian Iron Power and Crimson Dynamo: RUSSIAN IRON FURY BLAST!

Spies of Golden Power and Shiva: SPIES OF GOLDEN MIGHT BLAST!

Clones Galore of 10,000 Aliens and Billy Numerous: CLONES OF 10,000 ALIENS BOMBS!

Samurais of The Rose and Deker: SAMURAIS OF THE ROSE BLAST!

Ice Genius Power and Vexen: ICE GENIUS BLAST!

Mummies of The Sting and Mummy: MUMMIES OF THE STING BLAST!

Music of Melody Power and Diabolico: MUSIC MELODY BLAST!

Butterflies of Energy and Lanhua: BUTTERFLIES OF ENERGY BLAST!

Marijuana Mayhem Power and Queen Cannabis: MARIJUANA MAYHEM BLAST!

Domino Fury and Yost Domino: DOMINO FURY FORCE BLAST!

Orbit Mayhem and Orbit Woman: ORBIT MAYHEM BLAST!

Video Game Darkness Force and Kuroto Dan: VIDEO GAME DARKNESS BLAST!

Darkness Knight Force and Black Knight of Merlin: DARKNESS KNIGHT FORCE BLAST!

Owls of Wallflowers and Grand Duke's Minions: OWLS OF WALLFLOWERS BLAST!

Ice Fury Force and Evil Ice Man: ICE FURY BLAST!

Mummies of Mayhem and Mummy of Anhk-Ha: MUMMIES OF MAYHEM BLAST!

Clouds of Doom and Evil Cloud Man: CLOUDS OF DOOM SHOT!

Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Overcast, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING STRIKE OF LOYALTY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Mulan, Rainbow Dash, Lincoln, Linka Loud, Qin, Mirai, Lilly Cheng and Eli: MOON FESTIVAL SUPER BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: MOON ELEMENT STYLE: MOONLIGHT LASER!

Hilda: MOON FIRE STYLE: MOON BLAZE!

Yuna: MOON WATER STYLE: MOON TSUNAMI!

Toph: MOON EARTH STYLE: MOON BOULDER!

Tatsumaki: MOON WIND STYLE: MOON CYCLONE!

Sari Sumdac: MOON LIGHTNING STYLE: MOONLIGHT BOLT!

R. Mika: MOON LIGHT STYLE: MOON SHINE BEAM!

Juri Han: MOON DARK STYLE: SHADOW MOON STRIKE!

Shantae: MOON MAGIC STYLE: MOON BIRDS!

Akko: MOON STAR STYLE: STARRY MOON STARS!

They fired waves of energy and they formed into said moons.

Lincoln and his harem: MOON FINAL SMASH: MOON RABBIT ATTACK!

They summoned rabbits to attack and the blasts all hit Shan Yu and smashed him all over the place.

We then fired energy blasts which transformed into rabbits and they hit Shan Yu and exploded, and he was sent to The Black Gates forever.

Lincoln: Good riddance forever, Shan Yu.

Nico: Your days of conquering China are finally over. Awesome job, guys, but we're not done yet.

Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) That's right, there's still the matter of Emiliano Rosas of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte to deal with, and that religious fanatic should be coming...right now!

?: (Spanish Accent) You and the rest of your friends, along with all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, shall be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, Maria Garcia!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Oh great, I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, don't you know when to stay away from us, Emiliano Rosas.

A man with black hair, tanned skin, brown eyes, and dressed in black clothes came out, it was Emiliano Rosas, the next member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.

Valeria Raven: (Spanish Accent) Lincoln was right that you and the other members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte had broken out, but if you think you intend to finish what we started, then, you're just as insane as ever.

Emiliano Rosas: You will all be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, and our deity will reward us as we bathe in your blood!

Suddenly, Valeria Raven's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, she unholstered her massive Fabled Ragin-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Emiliano Rosas, she left black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels with every step.

Valeria Raven: (Spanish Accent) At least, I know that you're still the same religious fanatic still devoted in the practice of Black Santeria, but now, I've just about had it up to hear with you for the last time, Emiliano Rosas. You and The Order have caused more than enough bloody chaos for the last time, and for what you all tried to do in an attempted desecration of the bodies of the dead, that is an unforgivable sin. As the Gene-Slammer of Fabled Raven and member of The Order of The Fabled, I hereby sentence you to death for your bloody crimes!

Suddenly, Valeria Raven was surrounded by a massive vortex of black energy with darkness, light and dark magic, and light surrounding the vortex, there are imps, fiends, dark angels, and Fabled Raven flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Valeria Raven emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Valeria Raven grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels surrounding her and her three imps, she has Fabled Raven emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has imp earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Fabled Raven with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her red imp-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Valeria Raven has on a sleeveless open midnight black blouse, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, long midnight black skirt with jewels around the waist, black lace stockings, midnight black knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels on the coattails, and on the back is Fabled Raven surrounded by darkness and light and imps and on top of Fabled Raven is an anti-Sergio symbol. Suddenly, Valeria Raven felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with red tips on the large midnight black feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails. Valeria Raven has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Valeria Raven's massive Fabled Ragin-themed greatsword and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Fabled Raven's Darkness Light Fabled Imp Greatsword of Darkness Light Fabled Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and Fabled Raven etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large imp heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large imp heads with green gems and large red gem on the bottom of the imp heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Fabled Raven's head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Fabled Raven that said, "Valeria Raven, Gene-Slammer of Fabled Raven, Friend of Maria Garcia, Gene-Slammer of Fabled Leviathan, Member of The Fabled Gene-Slammers and Member of The Order of The Fabled, Goth Girl of Guanajuato, Mexico, Master of The Powers of Darkness and Summoner of Imps, Expert on Spooky Mexican Legends and Legendary Monsters of Spanish Legend, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Despiser of Sergio Casagrande, Destroyer of Emiliano Rosas of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Imps, and Fallen Angels"

ヴァレリア レイヴン、ファブルド レイヴン の ジーン・スラマー、マリア・ガルシア の友人、伝説のリヴァイアサン の ジーンスラマー、伝説のジーンスラマー のメンバー、伝説の騎士団 のメンバー、メキシコ、グアナフアトの ゴス少女、魔力の達人闇とインプの召喚士、不気味なメキシコの伝説とスペインの伝説の伝説のモンスターの専門家、愛する守護天使とリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、ダークロリの破壊者、セルジオ・カサグランデの軽蔑者、ヌエストラ・セニョーラ・デ・ラ騎士団のエミリアーノ・ロサスの破壊者サンタ・ムエルテ、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、闇、インプ、堕天使のマスター

Valeria Raven has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FABLED RAVEN-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS LIGHT IMP MEXICAN FABLED RAVEN ANGEL OF DIVINE DARK FABLED RAVEN IMP JUSTICE AND DIVINE FABLED RAVEN IMP LOVE!

We were amazed by Valeria Raven's Super Angel-Fabled Raven-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Emiliano Rosas saw it, he went insane and he got out his sacrificial knife to stab her, but Valeria Raven fired a powerful black energy blast with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels at Emiliano Rosas, which hit him and pushed him back and he also got burned, but this really pissed him off now.

Maria Garcia:(Spanish Accent) Incredible, Valeria's transformed.

Lincoln: Yeah, and she really sent Emiliano Rosas back with that energy blast she fired and that really pissed him off now, and Valeria, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Valeria Raven: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Light Fabled Raven and Divine Darkness Light Fabled Raven Imp Love) (Spanish Accent) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to Emiliano Rosas once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Valeria.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Valeria Raven.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done running, Tomás Perez, and now, you're going to pay for the times you and The Order have tried to kill my Guardian Angels in the past.

Valeria Raven and Lincoln went after Emiliano Rosas, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Emiliano Rosas and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now.

Then, Valeria Raven sent her three imps and Lincoln summoned his own imps and they sent them at Tomás Perez, and they claw at his face and body, and that caused him to drop his sacrificial ritual knife, which Lincoln suddenly destroyed, and he slashed out his eyes, and fired lightning blasts from his rabbit ears, which electrocuted Emiliano Rosas as they hit him.

Nico: Nice touch with summoning imps to attack him.

Me: Lincoln did say that The Fabled Gene-Slammers can also summon imps, and he can also do the same thing after he fed on their blood, and he also slashed out his eyes.

Qin: Yeesh, now that was brutal. Plus, he fired lightning blats from his rabbit ears, now that's cool.

Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Valeria Raven, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Fabled Raven's Darkness Light Fabled Fallen Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's midnight black with red flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and Fabled Raven surrounded by imps and light etched on the sides, and a red gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Valeria Raven aimed their hand-cannon blasters at Emiliano Rosas.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Eat energy blasts, Emiliano Rosas!

Valeria Raven and Lincoln fired blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, and elemental forces at Emiliano Rosas and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down. Then, as they holster their hand-cannon blasters, Lincoln fired energy blades from a swing of his massive greatsword at Emiliano Rosas and the blades skewered him, and one of them hit Emiliano Rosas right in the chest and it pierced his black heart, and he immediately died of blood loss, and when his spirit appeared, Valeria Raven and Lincoln gave Emiliano Rosas The Black Gates for good. We cheered as Valeria Raven and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Valeria Raven's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.

Lincoln's rabbit ears changed back into the wolf ears, but the rabbit tail on top of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails remains.

Valeria Raven: (Spanish Accent) For what you've done in practicing Black Santeria to cause death to so many innocent souls, you deserve nothing but eternal damnation. Thanks for helping me end Emiliano Rosas for good, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Valeria.

Suddenly, Valeria Raven wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Valeria Raven's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, imps, and Fabled Raven flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and and light shining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Valeria Raven absorbed the light and they came back to us as the display and Fabled Raven vanished.

Nico: Wow, guys, that was one awesome battle you fought, and with Emiliano Rosas' death, now there are only sixteen members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.

Valeria Raven: (Spanish Accent) Now, we're really ahead of the curve.

Lincoln: Yep, which means that the next one to take down tomorrow is Felipe Suarez, which means it'll be Angelina Soulkius' turn.

Angelina Soulkius: (Spanish Accent) That's right.

Me: Those monsters have caused enough trouble and damage to too many innocent lives.

Nico: And all for the practice of Dark Santeria. So, Lincoln, who's the next Cthulhu Mythos Deity Incarnation and Gene-Slammer are we meeting tomorrow?

Adriana Azathoth: There's already one we already had in mind, right, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Oh yeah, Selena Shub-Niggurath, The Incarnation of Shub-Niggurath, and for the Gene-Slammer, I have an idea, how about a Gene-Slammer for Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon.

Nico: A Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon Gene-Slammer and The Incarnation of Shub-Niggurath, whoa.

Adriana Azathoth: You got that right, Nico. Selena Shub-Niggurath is known as the most powerful of The Cthulhu Mythos incarnations, and Shub-Niggurath is also one of The Outer Gods in the Cthulhu Mythos: The Outer God of Fertility, and Selena has the same powers as Shub-Niggurath herself, along with godlike power, superhuman strength, immortality, and knowledge of all forms of black, dark, and Satanic magic, and she's the master of a dark power called Shub-Niggurath's Dark Young Nebulous Curse, yet another of The Lovecraftian Curses, and when she casts this dark curse on someone, they'll be dragged into a dark forest, and they'll be driven them mad upon seeing The Dark Young of Shub-Niggurath, and even worse, should they dare see The Black Goat With A Thousand Young appear, they will be damned to eternal madness and their soul will be dragged into eternal darkness.

We gasped in horror.

Me: Oh, damn.

Nico: Yikes! And this curse is also accompanied by her speaking in the dark language of The Cthulhu Mythos entities.

Lincoln: That's right.

Chi Fu was tip toeing away but we noticed him.

Emperor Han: Where do you think you're going, Chi Fu?

Chi Fu: Your majesty, if you just let me explain things-

Shang: (gets out sword) No! Let me explain things. In a manner I think you'll understand!

Me: To quote the Queen of Hearts, Off With his Head!

Me and Shang slashed his head off and Eli banished his spirit to the Black Gates.

Maria: How exactly was he let in the army again?

Shang: He entered on his own accord.

Me: What a jerk.

Xenia: No kidding there.

Camie: Yeah no kidding.

Zavok: Looks like it's the end of Shan Yu

Hoppus: I'll say! That was great!

General Schwarz: And Hayabusa and Kyburi are in our ranks.

Brick: Now that's how to celebrate Chinese New Year!

Nico: You got that right!

Sportsmaster: (to Jumpy Ghost Face) Have a nice trip back to Big Green, Jumpy.

Skinner: Tell Lin Chung and the others that Irena will see them tomorrow.

Jumpy Ghost Face: I will and it was an honor to help you guys out on the Chinese New Years.

Me: We are glad you had a great time.

Nico: Yep. But this was so awesome and cool. Great job today guys.

Qin: Yeah! (To the viewers) Happy Chinese New Years to you all everyone. Hope you liked this adventure like we did.

Varie: I know we did.

We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEARS TO YOU ALL!

Mulan was perfect for this because of its history with China and more.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Leo Corbett, Ophelia Nefertiti, Katherine Swendleton, Tarantulas and Crow Hogan along with El Diablo, Fire Lord, Demon Peter Puppy, Fire Geargolem, Volcano Lord and Falkar are heading to the annual Ramen Festival and we're going to be trying all kinds of awesome ramen kinds from all over and many flavors. Even some dessert flavors. Also we're going to be battling MANFISH from Mighty Magiswords who not only has an attractive French Accent that swoons some of the girls but also is very pissed with the world for eating fish. But he will be in the Masters of Evil. Also we're going to battle Another Rock Band of Bremen and Another El Diablo and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Sudowoodo and that one is Naoko Yamaguchi and she is Nico's friend from Japan and is a Nature Master and has a powerful form of Martial Arts. The next match-up in this saga is Angelina Soulkius - Gene-Slammer of Fabled Soulkius and Lincoln VS Felipe Suarez. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the east of Gotham Royal York, and Lincoln and his group are finally going to take down Principal Huggins' Dark Side whom we call Killjoy Huggins, and Superintendent Chen's coming with us to hand down that killjoy's punishment, and we're going to have him be part of the humiliation fodder for all eternity. And we're going to meet the next Incarnation of the Cthulhu Mythos deities, Selena Shub-Niggurath, The Incarnation of Shub-Niggurath, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Massachusetts and classmate in Math. Selena Shub-Niggurath is known as the most powerful of The Cthulhu Mythos incarnations, and Shub-Niggurath is also one of The Outer Gods in the Cthulhu Mythos: The Outer Goddess of Fertility, and Selena has the same powers as Shub-Niggurath herself, along with godlike power, superhuman strength, immortality, and knowledge of all forms of black, dark, and Satanic magic, and she's the master of a dark power called Shub-Niggurath's Dark Young Nebulous Curse, yet another of The Lovecraftian Curses, and when she casts this dark curse on someone, they'll be dragged into a dark forest, and they'll be driven them mad upon seeing The Dark Young of Shub-Niggurath, and even worse, should they dare see The Black Goat With A Thousand Young appear, they will be damned to eternal madness and their soul will be dragged into eternal darkness. Plus, we're also going to meet a Gene-Slammer for Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon named Takara, Tomoko and Toshiko Neobāsuto, The Neobāsuto Triplets, they're Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and classmates in Science, but their father was once part of The Yakuza, but he cut his ties with The Yakuza, but they didn't take kindly to that and plotted to kill him for his treachery. Luckily, for Takara, Tomoko, and Toshiko, Lincoln, along with his Guardian Angels took down The Yakuza before they could even try to kill their father. The Neobāsuto Triplets may look the same, but the only way to tell who's who is by their hair: Takara's hair is Bubblegum Pink, Tomoko's hair is Emerald Green, and Toshiko's hair is Honey Orange. To show thanks for saving their father from The Yakuza, Takara, Tomoko, and Toshiko each kissed lincoln on the lips and even took him on a date at a magical girl convention while they each cosplayed as Sailor Moon characters, and Takara, Tomoko, and Toshiko even introduced Lincoln to magical girl anime starting with sailor moon when they were 6 years old. Their last name, Neobāsuto, means Neo Burst in Japanese, and they've been watching magical girl anime ever since. They're the nieces of Tatsu from The Way of The HouseHusband, and they hate Icky Vicky with a burning passion. Tomorrow is the anniversary of the most dreadful time of our teams history, The 20 Days of Darkness and we're going to do a recap of that awful time in a non-combat chapter.

See you all next time.