This chapter is based on the movie Ted
Walking through the beautiful volcanic landscapes of Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Count Nocturne, Evil Bubble Man, Rat Fangire, Count Duckula, Lillith the Lilysha and Billiard Shadow and Marceline, Melody, Iris Brockman, Sailor Starlights, Lava Girl and Charlie McGee and we were there to enjoy the beautiful and amazing scenery and enjoy the beautiful landscapes of Yellowstone.
Me: Wow Yellowstone.
Nicole: It's always beautiful coming here.
Nico: It sure is.
Zuria: I've always wanted to come here ever since I was a little girl.
Varie: It's awesome here.
Lisa Loud: Indeed it is. This is also where I acquired my powers.
Me: It sure is. Also it's where Max, Nudge and Angel came here when we found them.
Earth: Wow that is amazing.
Nico: It sure is.
Camie: Wow that is awesome.
Tsuyu: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: Marceline, I want to thank you, Count Nocturne, and your teams for coming.
Marceline: It's like no problem Nico. It's gonna be awesome helping you out on this.
Nico: It sure is.
Qin: Boy Yellowstone is so beautiful.
Lola: It sure is.
Camie: (Sniffs) Uch! The Sulfur smells in the air are horrible.
Me: Well it's a volcanic geyser field. Also scientists found out that Yellowstone is a huge Supervolcano that is prime to erupt in the future.
Nico: Yep.
Camie: Oh man.
Me: Yeah. Yellowstone is overdue for an eruption. The last one happened back 640,000 years ago.
Lola: Yeah that will be a nasty eruption. It will plunge the planet into a new ice age.
Kate Lloyd: That is right. I'm not a volcanologist but that is exactly what will happen.
Varie: That's right. But we saw what happened when Yellowstone erupted on that Earth that was ravaged by the 2012 Event.
Nico: That was horrible.
Xenia: No kidding there.
Melody: Boy it was awful that happened there.
Me: No kidding.
Nico: Melody, remember when you helped us out in that mess involving Lugia?
Melody: How can I forget. That was amazing.
Camie: What happened back then?
Me: It was a mess involving a powerful and deadly cataclysmic prophecy that was linked to the legendary Lugia and the 3 Legendary Birds Moltres, Articuno and Zapdos. It went like this:
"Disturb not the harmony of fire, ice or lightning, lest these titans wreak destruction upon the world in which they clash. Though the water's great guardian shall arise to quell the fighting, alone its song will fail, lest the earth shall turn to ash. O Chosen One, into thine hands, bring together all three. Their treasures combined tame the Beast of the Sea."
If Ash didn't finish that prophecy the entire planet would be doomed. It would have been the end of the world as we know it.
Camie: Oh man. That is terrible.
Nico: It was and all because of one man's greed in collecting Pokemon as trophies.
Xenia: That was an amazing and powerful adventure.
Me: It sure was.
Nico: Thankfully, Ash came through.
Me: He sure did.
Qin: Man that was crazy. But thank goodness Ash saved the world.
Me: No kidding.
Camie: I remember Marceline that you were caught in the middle of something like that right?
Marceline: I sure was. It was an event called the Great Mushroom War.
Camie: What's that?
Me: It was another name for a Nuclear Holocaust that wiped out much of the entire human race.
Camie: Oh man!
Qin: Yeah Finn and all his friends came from a terrible apocalyptic world that was decimated by a nuclear war that destroyed much of the world and humanity.
Lola: That was terrible.
Camie: Oh man! So Finn is the last human being in his world?
Me: Yeah.
Camie: That's horrible!
Varie: Yep.
Nico: Lets look at the positives though. Finn and Flame Princess are a couple and more. And he is among more of his kinds now.
Xenia: Yep. That's true.
Qin: It sure is.
Me: Lets just focus on what happened.
Nico: It was a long time coming for us to kill Krytus. But it was worth it!
Me: It sure was! Boy that was so awesome!
Xenia: It sure was!
Camie: Yeah! We finally destroyed that monster.
Varie: Thank goodness. It took over 3 years but the wait was worth it.
Nico: Sure, the Evil versions of Vert and his team are still loose. But they get what's coming to them eventually.
Me: I remember Vert telling me about that. The Negative Battle Force 5.
Qin: Whoa.
Me: The good versions of Kalus and his team will make awesome recruits.
Nico: That is true.
Qin: But the Negative Battle Force 5 gets the Black Gates.
Maria: And there's also Grimian, the Vandal who worked with Krytus.
Me: Yep.
Qin: But we'll face them later.
Camie: Yeah.
Me: Lets just enjoy the sights of Yellowstone.
Nico: Good idea.
Qin: It's so beautiful here.
Maria: Let's take some pictures.
Me: Good idea.
We got our cameras on our phones ready.
We snapped photos of many of the great geysers of Yellowstone.
We took pictures of Grotto Geyser, Castle Geyser, Giant Geyser, Old Faithful and so much more and we even saw lots of amazing animals too like bison, moose, wolves, all kinds of birds and more.
Xenia: Wow so many beautiful animals.
Camie: They sure are. But what happened to some of the trees?
Me: It was burned by a huge fire back in 1988. Lightning caused it and it burned over 1.2 million acres.
Nico: Geez!
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Hey, Maria. Remember when Horsea gets into a fight with a seagull?
Maria: I sure do. That is funny.
Qin: It sure is.
Camie: Yeah.
Lola: That was awesome.
Later we were flying over the largest spring in the park: The Grand Prismatic Spring.
Qin: Wow!
Me: The Grand Prismatic Spring, 3rd largest spring in the world.
May: I'm taking pictures of it!
She did so.
Me: Yellowstone is so awesome.
Xenia: Boy it sure is.
Me: Yep. This is the very spot where Max, Nudge and Angel came.
Nico: Really?
Me: Yep.
Lisa Loud: And this is also where I got my powers.
Nico: I wasn't with you guys at the time.
Me: You sure weren't. But that was an awesome adventure.
I told everyone what happened in chapter 96.
It starts with Vanzilla 2.0 going down the highway.
Lynn Sr.: We're almost there guys.
Me: [To the Viewers] Me, Varie, Aylene, Eddy, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Hinata and the Loud Kids are on our way to Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming and it is gonna be awesome!
Lincoln: I know. We're gonna check out all the geysers and everything in the park!
Varie: I hope we all get to see Old Faithful blow. That would be awesome!
Me: I know.
Aylene: I've heard that it erupts every 64 minutes.
Lisa: Yellowstone is a big Supervolcano that's scheduled to erupt in the future. Its been 640,000 years since it last erupted.
Me: That's what I've seen and read in science documentaries. I heard that if it blows it will plunge the world into the next ice age.
Aylene: I believe it.
Lori: That's not gonna happen for a while yet. Right?
Naruto: Probably not for another few thousand years.
Sakura: Yeah. Lets hope it doesn't erupt now.
Me: If it did we would be in serious trouble.
Lana: I heard the mud pits are awesome!
Lola: For you maybe but they're too hot.
Lily: I've never been to Yellowstone. This is gonna be fun.
Leni: And I can't wait to see Pop Pop.
Me: Leni, your grandpa is not gonna be there.
Luna: He's right dudes. It's a geyser field.
Lynn: This is gonna be cool! I can't wait to throw some rocks in the geysers.
Fu: I don't think they'll allow you to do that Lynn.
Hinata: I agree with Fu.
Luan: This is gonna be fun! I remember the Last trip was very FORTUNATE! [Rimshot] [Laughs]
Me, Varie, Aylene, Eddy, Gabrielle, Naruto and Sakura laughed and the others sighed.
Lynn Sr.: [Laughs] Good one!
Eddy: [Laughs] Good one Luan!
Me: Thank you for taking us to Yellowstone Mr. Lynn.
Lynn Sr.: You're welcome J.D. Have you ever been here before?
Me: Back when I was 8. This is my second time.
Gabrielle: (British Accent) That's cool J.D. You'll have to show us around.
Me: I don't know this whole park like the back of my hand, but I've seen most of it with my parents.
Laney: This is gonna be a blast. I've always wanted to go to Yellowstone. The geysers and the scenery are supposed to be beautiful.
Me: It is. But the sulfur smell all over the park is rank.
Linka: I heard it smells like rotten eggs.
Everyone but Lana: EW!
Lana: Cool!
Lynn Sr.: We're here everyone!
We park and got out. We arrive at the admission desk, paid for our visit and went in.
We saw lots of people in front of Old Faithful, the most famous geyser in Yellowstone and we all saw it erupt.
It was an amazing sight just like I remember.
Lori: That is so cool!
Me: It's just like I remember.
Varie: Amazing!
Aylene: It's just like I've seen in pictures.
Luna: Amazing dudes!
Eddy: This is so cool!
We go around the park and we saw lots of cool geysers. We saw Anemone Geyser, Grotto Geyser, Aurum Geyser, Castle Geyser, Lion Geyser, Beehive Geyser, Sawmill Geyser and more. The geysers were so beautiful and breathtaking.
We were all taking lots of pictures, selfies and romantic photos and buying lots of souvenirs and postcards.
We arrived at the Midway Geyser Basin of Yellowstone and we saw the largest spring in the park and the United States: The Grand Prismatic Spring.
It was truly a beautiful sight as I had remembered it.
Me: This is so beautiful.
Leni: This has to be the largest Pop Pop I've ever seen.
We facepalm. But then we hear a whoosh high above us and we see a wormhole open up and out of it came 3 girls. The strangest thing was that they had wings.
Me: We've got a code Dimension Jump! Varie, Aylene, Laney, come with me!
I spread my black wings, Varie spread her water wings, Aylene spread her fire wings and Laney spread her Leaf Wings and we flew up to the girls and caught them as they were falling.
Me: They're unconcious but they're gonna be all right. [I see the wings on their backs] Incredible. These wings are real bird wings.
Varie: I wonder how they got them?
Aylene: Good question.
As we were about to land, a gear appeared out of nowhere and flew to Lisa and it touched her. She was in a tornado of gears, sprockets and springs.
We landed and we saw Lisa in the tornado.
Laney: We got another elemental choosing in progress!
Me: Yeah.
When the tornado vanished, Lisa was on the ground and we saw that she has angel wings made of small gears. She got up.
Lisa: What just happened? I feel very strange and my back feels heavy.
Laney: You've been given powers Lisa.
Lisa saw the gear wings and gasped.
Lisa: I do have wings! A gear suddenly touched me and I was in a tornado of gears and springs.
Me: A gear huh? I'd look it up but we got my hands full here.
Lynn Sr.: Lets go back to the hotel so we can take a look.
1 Hour later we got to our room in a hotel on the border between Montana and Wyoming. We rented a penthouse suite.
We placed the girls on the couch and I pulled out my book and looked it up.
Me: Here it is. Lisa you've been given Technokinetic powers by the Gear of Hephaestus the Greek God of Blacksmiths, metalworking, carpenters, craftsmen, artisans, sculptors and metallurgy. Once every 3,500 years, he grants his powers over all things buildable and more. But there's a catch. He can only grant these powers to someone who has an IQ greater than 230.
Lincoln: Lisa, that's incredible!
Lisa: Indeed dear brother. This is quite an astounding change for me. I'll have to learn how to control my powers like all of you have.
Lana: Our visitors are waking up.
?: (Groans) Wha... Where am I?
?: What happened?
?: I don't know.
Me: We saved you from falling as you came out of a wormhole.
?: Oh we appreciate that.
Me: We should introduce ourselves. I'm J.D. Knudson.
Varie: I'm Varie Knudson. J.D.'s Fiance.
Aylene: I'm Aylene Carter.
Eddy: My name is Eddy.
Naruto: I'm Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze.
Me: Naruto's my adopted little brother.
Sakura: I'm Sakura Haruno.
Fu: I'm Fu. I don't have a last name.
Hinata: I'm Hinata Hyuga.
Lynn Sr.: I'm Lynn Loud Sr. and this is my wife Rita.
Rita: Hello.
Lynn Sr.: These are our kids.
Lori: I'm Lori Loud, the eldest. I'm 17 years old.
Carol: I'm Carol Loud. I'm adopted.
Leni: I'm Leni Loud. The fashion designer. I'm 16 Years old.
Luna: I'm Luna Loud. The Rock Star. I'm 15 years old.
Gabrielle: I'm Gabrielle Elizabeth Loud. The Adventurer. I'm adopted.
Luan: I'm Luan Loud. The Jokester. I'm 14 Years old.
Lynn: I'm Lynn Loud Jr. The Sports Star. I'm 13 Years Old.
Shannon: I'm Shannon "Gaz" Loud. Former Member of the Black Daffodil Gang. I'm 12 years old.
Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud. The only son. I'm 11 years old.
Linka: I'm Linka Loud. Lincoln's Dimensional Twin. I'm 11 too.
Lucy: I'm Lucy Loud. The Vampire Goth Poet. I'm 8 years old.
Laney: I'm Laney Loud. The Bookworm and Gardener. I'm 7 years old.
Lana: I'm Lana Loud. The Tomboy Twin. I'm 6 years old.
Lola: I'm Lola Loud. The Beauty Pageant Twin. I'm 6 years old too.
Penny: I'm Penny Loud. I'm adopted. I'm 5 years old.
Lisa: I'm Lisa Loud. The Scientist. Pleasure to make your acquaintance. I'm 4 years old.
Lily: And I'm Lily Loud. I'm 15 months old but because of special circumstances I look like I'm 10.
Max: It's a pleasure to meet you all. I'm Maximum Ride. Call me Max. I'm the Leader of The Flock.
Nudge: I'm Nudge.
Angel: And I'm Angel, the Youngest of the Flock.
Me: The Flock? That's a cool name.
Max: Yes.
Varie: Your wings are very beautiful.
Angel: Thanks Varie.
Nudge: We got our wings because of a government experiment.
Aylene: Government Experiment?
Sakura: What happened?
Max: There were 6 of us and we were part of a project called The Angel Experiment. We were in a facility called The School. They spliced out DNA with bird DNA. We are now 98% Human and 2% bird.
Me: That is insane. These people are playing with fire. You mess around with Mother Nature and there will be horrible consequences.
Max: Yes. The purpose of the School is to create powerful mutants for World Domination.
We all gasp.
Varie: World Domination!? That's madness!
Angel: Yes. But we did not want to be a part of such a plan.
Nudge: So we escaped.
Aylene: That's good.
Laney: Being used like that is a fate worse than death.
Max: That's right Laney. The world we lived in was not a pleasent place to call home. It was a post apocalyptic nightmare. Our world was hit by a meteor and humanity had to rebuild everything from the ground up. We were in the School 500 years after that event. We just spent our entire lives running and fighting the mutants of the School.
Me: That is horrible!
Laney: You guys have been through a horrific experience.
Eddy: That's like one of my friend Ed's Zombie Comics.
Luan: That is awful.
Varie: No kidding.
Fu: You guys have been through something that would make my life look like childs play.
Naruto: Yeah.
Max: It was a nightmare. We were fighting some wolf people and we were knocked unconcious as Fang, Izzy and Gazzy fought to protect us. Then we wound up here with you guys.
Me: You went through a wormhole from your dimension to ours.
Angel: A wormhole?
Varie: It's a dimensional bridge that connects one dimension to ours. It sucked you three in and took you here.
Lisa: Exactly.
Nudge: That's very complicated for me.
Aylene: It was complicated for most of us.
Lori: Yeah. We saw a wormhole once and it was an amazing sight.
Luan: It was weird and cool. You might say that it was a Dimensional Wonder! [Rimshot] [Laughs] Get it?
Me, Varie, Aylene, Eddy, Naruto, Max, Nudge and Angel laughed and everyone else sighed.
Max: [Laughs] That was funny.
Me: Luan is really funny.
Angel: I can tell.
Max: But we still have to figure out how to get back home.
Me: I'm afraid that's gonna be a big problem. There's an infinite number of dimensions and parallel universes across all of time and space.
Laney: Yeah and finding the dimension is like trying to find a needle in a haystack as big as the infinitely vast reaches of the cosmos.
Lisa: Exactly Laney.
Varie: Linka is from a dimension where everyone in her family is the opposite Gender.
Naruto: Me, Sakura, Fu, Hinata and my entire village are from a world where we all are Shinobi.
Hinata: But we are different from the Ninja's of Japan.
Me: We also have Starfire, Raven and Terra who were sucked in through a wormhole from their dimension when Lincoln and Linka got their powers of Lightning.
Lincoln: Jessie Bannon was also teleported to our dimension too.
Max: That's very strange and I guess we're stuck here.
Aylene: I'm afraid so.
Max: Well I guess we'll have to adapt to it.
Nudge: Yeah at least we're free from the School.
Angel: Yeah.
Max: But we don't know where we'll live.
Rita: That's simple. You can stay with us.
Lynn Sr.: Yeah. You guys have been through alot and you would be perfect for the family.
Me: We all live in a super huge mansion in Royal Woods, Michigan. We have lots of room. Me, Varie and my friends here are on vacation here in Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming.
Max: Thank you all so much.
Varie: You're welcome Max.
Lori: It's gonna be cool having you in the family.
Leni: Totes!
Luna: Rockin Dudes! [Makes the Rock On hand sign]
Lynn Sr.: We still have 6 days before we head home. So lets have some fun.
We all cheer.
6 days later we drove home and arrived in 2 days. We go to our rooms and unpacked and put our dirty clothes in the wash. The next day we go to Royal Woods Mall and get Max, Nudge and Angel some new clothes. Lisa made gash holes in them so they can sprout their wings out without tearing their clothes. Max, Nudge and Angel were right at home and they go to Royal Woods Middle School and Royal Woods Elementary School. It was a much better life for them.
When I was done everyone was shocked and amazed.
Qin: Whoa! So that's how Max and the girls came to us.
Camie: Yeah and how Lisa got her powers.
Nico: Wow!
May: Good times, huh?
Me: Yeah that was awesome.
Lisa Loud: Indeed.
Lincoln: Those were really fun too.
Nico: Yep. Also J.D. you excited for meeting Takumi and his team?
Me: You bet I am. Also it's a darn shame that the Faiz team didn't help us out during the 20 Days of Darkness.
Camie: Yeah that sucks.
Lola: Yeah. But that's all right.
Maria: Emu and his team didn't help us back then either. But they're not complaining.
Me: That's true. Many rider teams didn't help out back then.
But then something landed on my head and I looked up and saw that it was a Yanma.
Me: Hey a Yanma!
Nico: Cool!
Qin: That is a beautiful Pokemon.
Yanma: (In a girls voice) I do love being a Yanma.
Nico: Whoa! Kira Yanma Dillan!
Qin: Wow! We found the Yanma gene-slammer here in Yellowstone.
Me: And before the rescue battle.
Yanma: Yeah sorry to drop in like this.
Me: Don't revert back just yet.
Yanma: Don't worry I got all the time in the world.
Me: Good.
Then the Jaou Dragon book started to glow.
Me: The Jaou Dragon book is reacting to something.
Eli: It's close.
Nico: Who's up next?
Brittney: I will do this.
Me: Go for it Brittney.
Lola: Yeah!
Qin: But where is it?
Nico: Keep your eyes peeled.
Then the Grand Prismatic Spring was really BUBBLING!
Nico: Whoa is Yellowstone going to erupt now!?
Me: No I don't feel any shaking.
Nicole: Me neither. I think something is in the spring!
Then…
KRASSSSPPPPLLLLAAAAAAAASSSHHH!
A huge black dragon exploded out of the Spring and it was amazing! It flew into the air.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: WOW!
It was ANOTHER JAOU DRAGON!
Me: Wow! Another Jaou Dragon!
It landed by us.
Another Jaou Dragon: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that. I always did like making an entrance.
Me: (GASP) That voice!
She reverted back and it was a girl with dark blue hair and had blue Sailor Soldier clothes and had star angel wings.
Me: (GASP) Maria Mysterio A.K.A. Sailor Mysterious Tower!
Eli: Whoa! The Sailor Soldier of Yen Sid's Tower!
Sailor Mysterious Tower: That's right and it's good to see you again J.D.
Me: Same to you as well Maria.
May: Yen Sid's place has a Sailor Soldier now?!
Sailor Mysterious Tower: That's right. When the first Keyblade War ended, Yen Sid had me be appointed as his sailor soldier.
Qin: That is amazing.
Eli: It sure is.
Yanma: Boy I'll say.
Qin: Yeah.
Sailor Mysterious Tower: I heard that you guys all destroyed Xehanort and I'm proud of you all for doing so.
Me: Thanks. But we still have all his evil mess to clean up.
Nico: Yeah his evil essence is now scattered all over the universe and it's now infecting us.
Sailor Mysterious Tower: I heard. But I have a spell that can prevent that from doing so to you ever again.
Me: You do?
Sailor Mysterious Tower: I sure do.
Nico: Good. But leave the one inside me and the ones used by the Masters of Evil. We DO need those.
Maria: At least now Buzz can't say that the stress of missions is getting to us the next time he throws a party.
Sailor Mysterious Tower: I can tell.
Brittney: I tried everything to help us make sure no dark orbs infect us ever again but it's like they always find a way around my spells.
Sailor Mysterious: That's because the Dark Orbs are not just the very fragments of his essence, they are the very fragments of his soul. J.D. does have the right idea. If he uses the Black Gates on a Dark Orb, Even just one, it will wipe out all the Dark Orbs in the entire universe completely. But you don't have to worry about the ones inside Nico and the ones used by the Masters of Evil. My spell will keep the members brought back by them here.
Nico: Go ahead and use that spell then. But not to worry. We'll use the Black Gates to destroy all the Dark Orbs near the end of the year.
May: But there's nothing stopping you from making sure no more Dark Orbs enter us ever again except for the one Nico has.
Sailor Mysterious Tower: Okay then. Here we go.
She chanted a powerful incantation and then released a massive wave of energy and it enveloped everyone and everything and then all the dark orbs minus the one in Nico all came out of us and we were purged of ALL THE DARK ORBS and we had immense auras around us and they were blue. We were all protected by Dark Orbs completely now and forever.
Me: WHOA!
Then we fell to the ground and our heads felt like they were being crushed by an avalanche of boulders.
Me: (GROANS) Man that hurt.
Qin: My head feels horrible!
Nico: Whoa are you guys all right?
Me: Yeah. What a headache.
Lola: Wow look at that.
We saw piles of dark orbs on the ground.
Me: All those were all inside us!?
Camie: Holy crap!
Xenia: No wonder we were so overwhelmed with stress and more.
Me: Jeez!
Sailor Mysterious Tower: Yeah.
I picked them up and threw them into the Warp.
Me: Maria thank you so much.
Sailor Mysterious Tower: No problem J.D.
Me: Man my head feels like it's going to explode.
Qin: Mind too.
Sailor Mysterious Tower: I'll give you guys a few minutes to recover from that.
Me: Thanks.
Maria: Of course, Buzz said that he probably can't pull off another party like the one he did before. I think the writing on the previous bathroom door was in permanent marker.
Lisa Loud: It was Maria. I analyzed it and it was.
Maria: I had a feeling.
Me: Me too. And it's a good thing I keep spare doors like that for just such an emergency.
Then my cell phone rang.
Me: Oh excuse me.
I answered it.
Me: Hello?
Lori: J.D. it's Lori. We literally felt this massive energy wave and then numerous Dark Orbs left us and now we're glowing in these blue auras. Are you guys all right?
Me: We are Lori. We met the Sailor Soldier of Yen Sid's Tower and she used a powerful spell on us that got all the Dark Orbs out of us and we're now permanently dark orb free.
Lori: Wow! Yen Sid's tower has a Sailor Soldier!? That's literally amazing.
Me: It sure is.
Lori: And we're now totally dark orb free? What about Nico?
Me: He's all right Lori. His contingency plan still remains because he is not taking any chances. The Masters of Evil are all still here thank goodness too.
Lori: Wow! I'm so glad.
Me: We all are.
Lori: Me too but our heads are hurting.
Me: I know. Didn't mean to worry you guys but we're all right.
Lori: Thank goodness. See you shortly.
Me: You too Lori. Bye.
I hung up.
Maria: Are you related to Mysterio?
Sailor Mysterious Tower: No. Just because I share the name of his Supervillain Identity means in no way that I'm related to him.
Me: Mysterio's real name is Quentin Beck and they are in no way related by blood.
Maria: Ah. I see.
May: Who's up next?
Brittney: I said I would face her next.
May: Oh sorry.
Me: Whew. I think we're ready.
We got up.
Me: Man that was brutal.
Sailor Mysterious Tower: Sorry about that. But I'm glad my spell will help.
Me: Yeah.
Brittney: You ready?
Sailor Mysterious Tower: I sure am.
She turned into Another Jaou Dragon and flew into the air and Brittney followed and fired waves of dark energy and smashed her down and I caught the Wonder Ride Book she had and it was called Dark Dragon of Terror. Then it turned into a new book called ZODIAC FORCE DRAGON OF LIGHT!
Me: Cool!
Brittney caught Sailor Mysterious Tower and brought her over.
Me: Nice job Brittney.
Brittney: Thanks dad.
Nico: We forgot the mandatory question!
Me: Right! Sorry we were in a hurry.
Sailor Mysterious Tower: (Groans) What a headache. But right sorry I forgot to tell you. Another version of him is coming.
She pointed to Count Nocturne.
Count Nocturne: Another version of me!? Whoa!
Me: I hope it's a vampire. Friendly or Hostile?
Sailor Mysterious Tower: Friendly but no she isn't a vampire.
Me: Darn. But good. I'm glad it's a friendly one.
Qin: Same here.
Nico: Get ready!
Then a figure came out and it was a dark version of Count Nocturne! It was ANOTHER COUNT NOCTURNE!
Qin: Whoa! This one is scary looking.
Me: Another Count Nocturne. Awesome.
Laney: Yeah.
Another Count Nocturne: (In a girls voice) I do look scary like this though.
Me: (GASP) Edith Moulin!
Another Count Nocturne: Good to see you again J.D.
Me: You too. Edith is a girl from France that I know and she is a vampire goth girl. She's not a vampire but she has teeth like one and loves all things dark and scary.
Another Count Nocturne: It's true. And J.D. I saw you as that werewolf. Is it true that you are also J.D. the Nocturnal?
Me: I sure am. Wait were you among the crowd of people running for their lives last night?
Another Count Nocturne: I sure was. You are much cooler than ever J.D.
Me: Glad you think so. Sorry you had to see all that bloodshed.
Another Count Nocturne: No worries but I'm glad you killed all those werewolves.
Me: That was a massive bloodstorm.
I then saw her leg and it was wounded.
Me: (GASP) Oh no you were wounded. Don't tell me you were bitten.
Another Count Nocturne: Yes I was. I now have the curse.
Me: Uh oh.
Kaito: (gets out Abaranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Dekaranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Another Count Nocturne: Just to be like J.D. the Nocturnal.
Me: You want to be a werewolf hero too? I'm truly honored. And I would be more than happy to help you out.
Another Count Nocturne: Thank you. I knew Swartz was lying to me.
Me: He lied to everyone. But he is now dead and given the black gates.
Another Count Nocturne: Good.
Kaito got a Dino Thunder Staff and Zocks got an SPD Blaster.
Chloe Bourgeois: Do you hate Lila Rossi just as much?
Another Count Nocturne: You better believe I do Chloe! And I'm sorry she shot your dad.
Chloe Bourgeois: I'll be all right.
Me: Her dad is fine now so don't worry.
Sougo: (gets out Dino Thunder Ridewatch) Don't worry.
Geiz: (gets out SPD Ridewatch) We'll help you control your upcoming powers.
Sougo got DinoThunderRedArmor while Geiz got SPDRedArmor.
Me: And talk about perfect timing. The full moon was last night.
Nico: Yep.
Another Count Nocturne: I know.
Lola: But we'll help you out as best as we can.
Another Count Nocturne: Thanks guys.
Me: You're welcome.
Another Count Nocturne: Sorry I couldn't come out to help you guys. I wanted to be cured of this form first.
Me: No worries. But now we can help you out. (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)
EXCALIBURGER MAGISWORD!
I fired waves of helicopter burgers and smashed her down!
Xenia: Nice one!
Nico: (gets out Count Nocturne's Ridewatch) Even though you're not a vampire, time to get a taste of one!
Me: Just don't suck her blood dude.
Nico: Relax.
Nico activated it and he grew fangs and hissed like one!
Me: Uh oh!
I formed a dome of darkness over him.
Me: Sorry Nico you were out in the Sun and vampires can't stand being out in the sunlight. Remember how Tommy had those shades and was covered in heavy clothes like that from head to toe?
Nico: Oh right. Thanks.
I gave him some blood from the blood bank in my cooler.
Nico drank it all down.
Nico: (Slurps) Ahh. Mmm he had tuna tartare for dinner. Exquisite.
Me: Next time use that ridewatch only at night.
Nico: Noted. Thanks.
Me: You're welcome.
Nico was back to normal.
Nico: (gets out Evil Bubble Man's Ridewatch) Time for some bubbles! BLECH! I'm gonna be tasting blood for a while.
Nico activated it.
Me: I'll add bubbles to the mix too.
EXPLODING BUBBLE MAGISWORD!
Me and Nico fired bubbles and they hit Another Count Nocturne and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
She was burned all over.
Nico: Nice!
May: (activates Rat Fangire's Ridewatch) Rat Time!
Me: And this too.
TAUNTING JESTOR MAGISWORD!
Me: (IMITATING R. LEE ERMEY) ATTENTION!
Taunting Jester Magisword: SIR YES SIR!
Me: USE YOUR MAGIC ON HER AND HAVE HER WORK OUT SOLDIER! THAT'S AN ORDER!
Taunting Jester Magisword: SIR YES SIR! (To Another Count Nocturne) DROP AND GIVE ME 50 SOLDIER!
He did so and made Another Count Nocturne do 50 pushups!
May activated the ridewatch and fired waves of energy.
Nico: NICE!
Qin: Wow that was cool!
Me: Never underestimate the power of the Military.
May: (gets out Count Duckula's Ridewatch) Hard to believe ducks can be vampires too.
She activated it and fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Me: Time for huh?
I saw something under the walking bridge and I pulled it out and it was a new magisword.
ERUPTING STEAM GEYSER MAGISWORD!
It looked like a geyser with a jet of water coming out of it.
Me: Whoa! This looks cool! Lets see what this one can do.
I fired a jet of scalding hot superheated water and it hit her and smashed her down!
Me: WHOA! Ralphio has nothing on this one.
Maria: (gets out Lillith the Lilysha's Ridewatch) My turn!
She activated it and grew bat wings and fired blasts of darkness from them and smashed her down.
Me: NICE! Huh?
I saw a price tag on the Erupting Steam Geyser Magisword and it said 800 billion jemms!? THAT IS HORSESHIT!
Me: 800 billion jemms!? Ralphio you are gonna make the Warrior Siblings bankrupt. But something tells me that Nohyas took this.
Nico: I have that same feeling.
Me: Lets see here. Hmm. I know!
LEGENDARY CONDIMENT BURST MAGISWORD!
I fired waves of ketchup, mustard, relish, hot sauce, mayonnaise, horseradish and Teriyaki sauce and blasted her down!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Maria: (gets out Billiard Shadow's Ridewatch) Time for a different type of Pool!
She activated it and got a pool cue and a floating cue ball appeared.
Maria: 8 ball in the side pocket.
CLACK!
She hit the ball and it hit Another Count Nocturne and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Nice one. Here's what I would do to Oldman Oldman if he steps out of line.
WALNUT MACHINE GUN MAGISWORD!
I fired massive blasts of walnuts and smashed her down.
Then Dirty Bubble and his team consisting of Stinkor, Dancing Rats, Sluggy the Unshaven, Movie Will Blake and Sinister Slug came.
Nico: Nice team, Dirty Bubble!
Dirty Bubble: Thanks.
Stinkor: Stinkor happy.
LOUD FART!
Me: Geez!
They fired waves of energy and smashed her all over.
Melody: My turn! (ACTIVATES EVIL BUBBLE MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of bubbles and smashed her down!
Qin: Oh yeah!
Xenia: YEAH!
Me: Okay since Kira is with us, go to it.
Yanma: You got it!
She fired wind blades and smashed down Another Count Nocturne and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and then I went over and picked her up and she was a girl with a black shirt and black pants and had a nasty bite wound on her ankle.
I picked her up and brought her up.
Varie: Man that wound is bad.
Yanma: That was crazy though.
Nico: That needs to be treated.
Varie: I'm on it.
She got to helping her.
Melody: That was awesome though. By the way Kira what's your favorite memory of Nico?
Yanma: My favorite is when me and Nico were over in Rhyboflavin a while back and gave Oldman Oldman a piece of our minds.
Me: Wait you guys were in Rhyboflavin before?
Nico: You never asked.
Me: Touche. But that is cool.
Nico: Yep. Oldman Oldman always ia a guy that likes to take the easy way out. And he beat the living crap out of the Warrior siblings with an evil wig and me and Kira did so to him.
Me: Ouch.
Lana: Yikes.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Lets get you back to normal Kira.
Nicole: Yep.
I put on my blind man glasses and Nico got out a green leotard.
Everyone covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and she was back to normal and was a green hair girl with orange butterfly wings and Nico put on the leotard and she got up.
Nico and Kira hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Kira Yanma Dillan: Me too Nico. Me too.
Me: But this trip to Yellowstone was awesome.
Qin: It sure was.
Xenia: It sure was.
Me: Nico I have an idea. Lets do some of your rescues in some of our favorite National Parks and more.
Nico: Good idea.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Yumi, and Kokou are heading to Equestria, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we also got bad news from Princess Celestia.
It appears that a vicious criminal and evil bully from the dark past of Gina Readington, Erica Gillette, Varya Halinorova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari, Lincoln's Guardian Angels and The Legendary Planet Gene-Slammers named Damien Blakewell, along with his gang of thugs known as The Harbingers of Chaos broke out of prison, and they're not only causing havoc, but they want revenge on the girls.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Equestria, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I rescue the six girls here, but we also got bad news from Princess Celestia.
Nico: Yeah, a vicious criminal and evil bully from the dark past of Gina Readington, Erica Gillette, Varya Halinorova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari, your Guardian Angels and The Legendary Planet Gene-Slammers named Damien Blakewell, along with his gang of thugs known as The Harbingers of Chaos broke out of prison, and they're not only causing havoc, but they want revenge on the girls.
Gina Readington: Oh no, not him again. I thought we got rid of him after we stopped him and his gang of thugs.
Me: I've heard about that story, but the rest haven't. Can you tell us the story?
Erica Gillette: You're not going to like hearing the story. Damien Blakewell is a vicious, bloodthirsty, and sadistic thug who enjoyed torturing and tormenting the students and teachers and he ruled the school with an iron fist and a really dark and malevolent black heart, and he caused havoc throughout the school.
Varya Halinorova: And no one was able to stop him, because he was extremely violent, sadistic, and bloodthirsty, and he had a massive gang of thugs called The Harbingers of Chaos, and any who dared to challenge him were either killed by his thugs or by him personally.
Lincoln: That's right, that was until Gina Readington, Erica Gillette, Varya Halinorova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari had gathered tons of evidence against Damien Blakewell and his thugs, and after they knocked out and tied up his thugs, they defeated him in a ten-against-one fight and they ended his reign of terror.
Rachel Jacobs: And after he and his gang were defeated, he was expelled from school and sent to prison, and we also turned in the evidence we gathered on his crimes, and he and his thugs were sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.
Valerie Apollo: That was until we find out the life sentences the judge handed down to him and his thugs was upgraded to death, due to finding out that they'd committed a ton of murders, and even worse, they were also hired thugs for The Mafia, and they did a lot of extortion, racketeering, murder for hire, drug trafficking, and more!
We gasped.
Jessica Florrence: We didn't know that we'd brought down a dangerous group of thugs, and that they were also engaged in Organized Crime. Now, years later, we find out Damien Blakewell and his thugs, The Harbingers of Chaos, have broken out of death row in federal prison, and they want revenge on us for throwing them in prison and getting them sent to death row.
Lincoln: And even worse, they sent death threats to them saying they're going to slit their throats, cut their heads off, and drink their blood and eat their flesh. Now, it's really personal, I'm going to see to it that they get sentenced to death for their crimes, and I'm going to personally send them straight to Hell after they've been put to death. And I want to thank you and Kokou for joining us, Yumi.
Yumi: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful girl with long orange hair tied in a ponytail, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful orange angel wings and the sigil of Cthugha on her forehead, she has on a sleeveless midnight black midriff top, midnight black pants, midnight black sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, eldritch horrors, and cosmic horrors on the coattails and on the back is Cthugha and holstered on her back is a massive Cthugha-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Cthugha etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large black goat heads with curved tentacles for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large black goat heads with curved tentacles and large red gem on the bottom of the large goat heads for the pommel, and in her right hand is a fire sword.
Then, we saw Rayquaza also arrive, and with it are the six girls, but three of them were familiar to Cassie Cage and Jacqui Briggs: the three girls among the group were Li Mei, Ashrah, and Sheeva.
Nico: Whoa, that's Rayquaza, along with the sixth incarnation of the Cthulhu Mythos entities.
Jacqui Briggs: And we're very surprised to see you, Li Mei, and Ashrah here, Sheeva. Looks like we weren't not the only ones after Damien Blakewell.
Sheeva: Indeed. Damien Blakewell kidnapped us and planned to kill us.
Lincoln: They wanted to slake their thirst for blood, and they knew of what I've been doing on my rescues, so they wanted to kill you and the other girls to try and break me. Looks like we'll have to hand down their death sentences ourselves, and I'd recognize the two girls who rescued you all, I knew it was you, Cadenza Cthugha and Delia Skythunder, but we'll talk later.
Ashrah: Yes, Damien Blakewell is coming after us, and they're now out for blood.
Suddenly, we heard angry yells in the air, and we saw who they were: it was Damien Blakewell and his gang of thugs, The Harbingers of Chaos.
Lincoln: Well, look who's here.
One of Damien Blakewell's thugs tried to attack Sheeva, only for her to grab him with all four arms and proceeded to rip his arms and legs off as he screamed in pain, and she ripped his head clean off. Another tried to attack Ashrah, only for her to fire a beam of purifying light, and it incinerated him to ashes, and another tried to attack Li Mei, only for her to use her martial arts and brutally injure the thug, and he died from a massive hemorrhage. This really pissed off Damien Blakewell and the rest of his thugs.
Damien Blakewell: You bitches, you ruined everything! I was the king of the school, but you all had to play the hero and ruin everything!
Lincoln: Because, what you've been doing is making everyone's lives misery and you don't give a damn about anyone except yourself. You've inflicted pain, misery, and death on everyone in your path, and now, we're going to see to it that you all are sent to Hell for your crimes! Let's get them!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Yumi and her team, The Mysticons, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Damien Blakewell and the remaining Harbingers of Chaos, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Damien Blakewell: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) YOU WORTHLESS BITCHES! I'LL TEAR EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU TO FUCKING SHREDS!
Damien Blakewell growled like a wild animal, and his eyes turned yellow with slits and he grew even more muscular, his ears turned into wolf ears, brown fur covered his body, and he now has a muzzle and his nose changed into a wolf's nose. Damien Blakewell turned into a werewolf!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) So, Claude turned you into a werewolf after you and your thugs broke out of prison. Okay, now you're asking for it!
Lincoln let out a growl as white fur began growing on his abnormally massive and powerful muscular body and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew a little bit bigger, white fur growing on his massive and wide muscular pecs and eight pack abs, his nose changed to a wolf's nose and he had a wolf's muzzle, his deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye remained the same, but his pupils turned into slits, along with the white wolf ears on his head, massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips, his eleven massive and long and powerful white wolf tails with rainbow markings and white rabbit's tail above his white wolf tails, and he let out a powerful howl. Lincoln Loud has transformed into LINCOLN THE NOCTURNAL, DEFENDER OF THE NIGHT!
Cadenza Cthugha: I knew Lincoln would going to transform into his werewolf form, and he's also Lincoln The Nocturnal, the famous werewolf hero.
Me: Yep, same with me being J.D. The Nocturnal. But, we knew how Lincoln became a werewolf, and he became a vampire-werewolf hybrid.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Beastly Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I'm going to enjoy ripping you to shreds, you fucked-up asshole! (WOLF ROAR)
Damien Blakewell sent his remaining thugs at Lincoln, but Lincoln ran at them as well, he plunged his hand in a thug's chest and ripped out his heart and intestines, he grabbed another and lifts him up and he ripped him in half spilling his guts everywhere, he jumped on another and he plunged his hand into his back and ripped out his entire spinal column along with his skull and brain, he grabbed another and ripped his head clean off spilling his blood everywhere, he grabbed another and ripped his leg off, he grabbed another by his head and ripped his head off and tore out his spinal column as well, he'd grabbed another and plunged his hand in his chest and ripped out his beating heart, he grabs another thug on both sides of his head and RIPPED HIM IN HALF DOWN THE MIDDLE SPILLING HIS BLOOD AND GUTS EVERYWHERE! Lincoln grabbed another thug and stabbed his eyes out with his claws and he grabbed him by his mouth and ripped his face in half.
Nico: DAMN! THIS IS EVEN BLOODIER THAN MY RESCUE IN PARIS YESTERDAY!
Me: And I thought what I did to Claude and his werewolf cult was that bloody! GO, LINCOLN!
Loud Sisters: YEAH! TEAR THEM TO SHREDS, BRO!
Lincoln's Harem and Guardian Angels: RIP THEM APART AND SPILL THEIR BLOOD AND GUTS, LINKY!
With his thugs all dead, the now beyond enraged Damien Blakewell went after Lincoln, as he tried to rip him to shreds, but Lincoln kicks Damien Blakewell away, and he slashed at Damien Blakewell with his claws and greatsword, and he was really spilling his blood. Then, Lincoln grabs Damien Blakewell by his neck with one of his white wolf tails and lifted him up, and then, with his left hand, he plunged it into Damien Blakewell's chest as he roared in pain, and then, Lincoln ripped out his beating heart and ate it right in front of him, and Damien Blakewell died from severe blood loss, and Lincoln sent his soul and the souls of his thugs to The Black Gates. The rest of us cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Nico: OH! Oh man, Lincoln, that was one awesome blood fest! You ripped Damien Blakewell and the rest of his thugs to shreds when you turned into Lincoln the Nocturnal!
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) Thanks, Nico. Besides, J.D. did that yesterday with those werewolves in Paris, but still, I never expected Damien Blakewell to get turned into a werewolf by Claude after he broke out of prison, and he did the same to his thugs. But, either way, now we're rid of the last of Claude.
Eli: Yeah! Oh, and Lincoln, you're dripping blood like a slab of freshly cut steak.
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) I've been covered in blood before, but man, this beats out all the times I've been covered in blood.
Lily the Mermaid: You got that right. Here, let me wash you off, Linky.
Lily the Mermaid put Lincoln in a water ball and washed him off, and the water ball turned red and he was clean. Then, Lincoln shook like a dog and he was dry.
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) Thanks, Lily, and sorry you all had to see that.
Me: That's alright, but I got to ask: how did you experience being turned into a vampire, and then,
a werewolf, and you eventually became a hybrid of those two?
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) It actually felt great, I was stronger, faster, and my senses really improved by a really wide margin, and like you said, you do all sorts of awesome things. Plus, thanks to all of the training I got from Rudina and Isabella Lupa, I not only gained control over the animalistic side of the werewolf and the vampire, but I'd also gotten even stronger and faster than ever.
Lily the Mermaid: And you've also been feeding on blood from your future wives and those whom you killed. (Rubs Lincoln's fur) And feeling the soft fur and even bigger massive muscles you have, oh, we are so going to enjoy having this form of you out more often.
Lincoln's harem also agreed on the same thing, and he had a smirk on his face. Then, he grabbed Lily the Mermaid in his furry and really muscular arms and he leaned down to her face and kissed her and she returned it, and he went to each current member of his harem, and he gave them a kiss, and he even gave Li Me, Sheeva, and Ashrah a kiss as well, and all of them returned it as well.
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) (Smirks) Oh, trust me, all of you are going to enjoy seeing me like this more often.
Lincoln reverted back.
Lincoln: But, now we're finally rid of Damien Blakewell and his thugs for good. (To Cadenza Cthugha and Delia Skythunder) And it's so good to see you again, Cadenza Cthugha and Delia Skythunder.
Delia Skythunder reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long green hair, green eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful green angel wings and she reigned in the power of Rayquaza, she's dressed in a sleeveless green vest, sleeveless green midriff top, green skirt, green pants, green legwarmers, green shoes, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with winds and dragons on the coattails and on the back is Rayquaza and holstered on her back is a massive Rayquaza-themed greatsword with embedded green gems and Rayquaza etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large green dragon heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large green dragon heads and large green gem on the bottom of the large dragon heads for the pommel.
Cadenza Cthugha: You too, Lincoln.
Delia Skythunder: It sure has been a very long time since we last met.
Lincoln went up to Cadenza Cthugha and Delia Skythunder and he hugged them, and Cadenza Cthugha and Delia Skythunder are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Cadenza Cthugha: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new.
Delia Skythunder: You really grew a lot, but you're still the same kind boy we all met back long ago, plus, you've grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, so this is...?
Lincoln: That's right, Nico, the first girl is Cadenza Cthugha, she's my Guardian Angel from Massachusetts and classmate in Gym. Cadenza Cthugha is a vampire and she's also known as the most powerful of The Cthulhu Mythos incarnations, Cthugha is also one of The Great Old Ones in the Cthulhu Mythos, and Cadenza, in addition to being a vampire, also has the same powers as Cthugha himself, along with godlike power, superhuman strength, immortality, and knowledge of all forms of black, dark, and Satanic magic, and she's the master of a dark power called Cthugha's Fire Vampire Curse, yet another of The Lovecraftian Curses, and when she casts this dark curse on someone, they'll be dragged to the home planet of Cthugha, Fomalhaut, in the dark reaches of space, and even worse, should they dare see Cthugha, he will send his fire vampires to consume their life energy, and their soul will be damned to eternal madness and their soul will be dragged into eternal darkness.
Me: Yikes!
Lincoln: Yeah, it's a really dark and deadly curse for those who are beyond redemption, and the second girl is Delia Skythunder, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in English, but she's also an expert meteorologist and could tell whether it rains or not. She and I made a diagram of the weather, and we even have fun in arcades together.
Nicole: That's really awesome!
Lincoln: Plus, while we were dancing, we even kissed each other on the lips, and she absolutely hates Lila Rossi with a blazing passion.
Nico: If she also wants to beat her to death, we've got plenty of people who absolutely hate that bitch to the core and want her dead and gone for good.
Cadenza Cthugha: You said a mouthful. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something Kasumi and I want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you two want to give me your blood, right?
Delia Skythunder: How did you guess?
Lincoln: Well...
Lincoln's Guardian Angels and his entire harem showed the bite marks Lincoln made on them when he marked them and fed on their blood.
Delia Skythunder: Whoa, and it's true that those you feed on: those you love won't be turned into vampires, but still, you marking them proves if they get messed with, you're heading right for the dumbasses who dared to anger you.
Me: That's right.
Lincoln first walks over to Cadenza Cthugha, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on Cadenza Cthugha's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as it healed and the puncture marks sealed up.
Then, he walks over to Delia Skythunder, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on Delia Skythunder's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as it healed and the puncture marks sealed up.
Cadenza Cthugha: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Cadenza Cthugha's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Then, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Delia Skythunder's neck with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Cadenza Cthugha and Delia Skythunder: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Cadenza Cthugha and Delia Skythunder.
Cadenza Cthugha and Delia Skythunder had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to their faces and he kissed each of them passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.
Jacqui Briggs: That's still just as awesome as ever. So, who are the other three girls that were with you, Li Mei, and Ashrah, Sheeva?
Sheeva: I was hoping you'd ask.
We then met the three other girls who were with Li Mei, Ashrah, and Sheeva, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The three other girls with Li Mei, Ashrah, and Sheeva are Ranfan from Dragon Ball, Uru Chie, and Kawa Yui from High School! Kimengumi.
Lincoln: Oh wow, Ranfan, Uru Chie, and Kawa Yui. (Realizes something) Wait a second, Master Goku, didn't you tell me you met Ranfan long ago?
Goku: Yes, I did, Lincoln. So, she's also among the group of girls we've met.
Chi-Chi: Ranfan's here. Wow, she's really grown up, and it has been a long time since we last saw her.
Suddenly, Ranfan saw Goku and Chi-Chi, and she was stunned.
Ranfan: Oh, no way, Goku, Chi-Chi, is that you?
Goku: Hey, Ranfan.
Ranfan went up to Goku and Chi-Chi and they hugged.
Ranfan: It's so good to see you both again, but wow, you both have really grown up.
Chi-Chi: We sure have, we tied the knot long ago. We've been married for years, and we raised two boys and a granddaughter.
Ranfan: I always knew you both would tie the knot one day.
Chi-Chi: (Giggles) Speaking of which, take a look at the person who rescued you from those thugs.
Then, when Ranfan and the other two girls, along with Li Mei, Ashrah, and Sheeva saw who it was that saved them from Damien Blakewell and his thugs, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes.
Ranfan: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Ranfan: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ranfan, Uru Chie, Kawa Yui, Sheeva, Li Mei, and Ashrah with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villains we went after were Damien Blakewell and his thugs, The Harbingers of Chaos, vicious criminals and bullies from The Legendary Planets Gene-Slammers' past.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as us beating them down, and Lincoln turning into Lincoln the Nocturnal in response to Damien Blakewell's werewolf transformation and ripping all of his thugs and Damien Blakewell to shreds and sending them all to The Black Gates, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln, Cadenza Cthugha, and Delia Skythunder have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: Oh man, I didn't expect the villain to be another bully from your Guardian Angels' past, and he got turned into a werewolf by Claude when he broke out of jail the other day.
Lincoln: Same here, but either way, Damien Blakewell and his thugs are gone for good, and they're not coming back.
Nico: You got that right.
After destroying Damien Blakewell and his thugs and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Cadenza Cthugha and Delia Skythunder saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Cadenza Cthugha: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. It's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Delia Skythunder: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Delia Skythunder: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little 11-year-old into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Cadenza Cthugha: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Cadenza, Delia, what memories did you have with Lincoln, oh, and I forgot to ask: did any of Lincoln's enemies or his mean sisters do anything to earn your hatred?
Cadenza Cthugha: Allow me to go first, and to answer your question: yes, there's one person who had earned my hatred, it was Lori. One day, Lincoln and I were busy doing workouts in our gym and the other Guardian Angels were with us. But, then, the doors burst down, and we saw who it was: it was Lori, and she wanted to kill Lincoln yet again. I was so absolutely pissed off at that control freak bitch, I almost got that close to using Cthugha's Fire Vampire Curse and having her damned for all eternity, but Lincoln stepped in and he fired a blast of fire energy and trapped her inside a fire orb, and he told everyone of what Lori tried to do to him, and as a result, Lori got grounded for nineteen weeks and Lincoln threw her in a metal container, and she screamed at us and pounded on the door: she lost her mind. But, I gave Lori the bird through the window, and she screeched like a banshee yet again.
Luna: Yeah, I remember that day all too well, plus, Lori was still behaving like a wild animal. That's proof that she needed to be put in her place again, otherwise she would go on a rampage throughout Michigan.
Delia Skythunder: That's putting it mildly, and Lori was also at it again with me and Lincoln. One day, we were at the park, and we were doing a study on the types of clouds and the weather patterns that occur when the seasons change. But, then, we heard the sound of high-pitched shrieking in the air, and there was only one person responsible for it: Lori. That control freak was once again on another rampage, and she ran at us to pummel us, but Lincoln grabbed Lori by the collar of her shirt, and he slammed her hard onto the ground, which knocked her out and Lincoln fired red energy beams from his white angel wings and tied that bitch up, then we dragged Lori home, and after we told the family of what Lynn tried to do to us, Lori got grounded for sixteen weeks and Lincoln threw her in a metal cage, and she roared at us and pounded on the door. But, Nicholette Torrington who also arrived gave Lori the bird through the bars, and she screeched like a banshee yet again, as she lost her mind.
Nicholette Torrington: This hadn't been the first time I gave Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, or Luan the finger, and I wasn't the only Guardian Angel of Lincoln to give those five that gesture as well.
Me: Yeesh, I remember those two days all too well.
Nico: (Winces) Damn, I wonder what got Lori in that kind of bad mood in those two days?
Lincoln: Diana Elementa found out from Lisa's cameras in those two incidents that someone cracked the screen on Lori's phone, and she found out who it was that did the dirty deed: it was Lynn, she'd cracked the screen on Lori's phone and placed a piece of my hair at the scene to frame me. Lynn got grounded for twelve weeks, and Riley Mackenzie punched Lynn hard in the face and threw her in a metal cage again, and she roared at us and pounded on the door. But, Nicholette Torrington who also arrived gave Lynn the bird through the bars, and she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla again.
Luna: Yeah, we were pretty mad at Lori at first, but then, to find out Lynn did that, I was that close to smashing her head in with my guitar for those stunts.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Blair Flannigan, Fonda Fontaine, Missy, Maron, Erasa, and Galaxina are heading to Emerald Coast.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in a large orange speedo with the Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Blair Flannigan, Fonda Fontaine, Missy, Maron, Erasa, and Galaxina were dressed in colored two-piece bikinis, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Blair Flannigan, Fonda Fontaine, Missy, Maron, Erasa, and Galaxina had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them as well, plus, Lincoln saved them from a group of thugs sent by Flip to kill them to get revenge. But, Lincoln took down and killed the thugs by sucking out their blood and he'd sent their souls to The Black Gates, and he hit Flip hard in the head with a mallet.
Blair Flannigan: Wow, you've chosen Emerald Coast for our first date, Lincoln, it's really beautiful.
Lincoln: It always is, Blair. Shall we?
Lincoln, Blair Flannigan, Fonda Fontaine, Missy, Maron, Erasa, and Galaxina dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, and they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Blair Flannigan, Fonda Fontaine, Missy, Maron, Erasa, and Galaxina got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Blair Flannigan, Fonda Fontaine, Missy, Maron, Erasa, and Galaxina, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Blair Flannigan, Fonda Fontaine, Missy, Maron, Erasa, and Galaxina placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs.
Bulla: (Snickers) Looks like someone had quite a fun time at Emerald Coast, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It was awesome!
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Blair Flannigan, Fonda Fontaine, Missy, Maron, Erasa, and Galaxina with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Ronnie Anne: Whoa, I knew Blair, Fonda, and Missy had feelings for Lincoln years ago, but they had to wait for the right moment, the same with Maron, Erasa, and Galaxina.
Tails: Nice to see that Cosmo's big sister is now with Lincoln.
Nico: And Erasa and Maron are also with Lincoln.
Me: You said it. Plus, Bulma and Gohan had quite a field day tearing into Flip for what he tried to do.
Lincoln: Please, tell me they dumped a vat of scalding hot nacho cheese on him.
We then heard Flip screaming in pain as we saw Bulma and Gohan dump a vat of scalding hot nacho cheese on him.
Nico: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO KILL A GROUP OF LADIES, YOU FAT MUTANT CHEAPSKATE!
Lincoln: I already killed his thugs by sucking out their blood and hitting him on the head with a mallet for his stunt, but he's not going to quit, but I'll always be ready for that cheapskate's stunts.
Later we were back at the estate.
Sailor Mysterious Tower had a block of ice on her head.
Maria Mysterio: Buzz, I want you to know that even though there are still Dark Orbs out there, one of my spells have ensured that none can enter J.D. and the others ever again.
Buzz: Why are you telling me this?
Megan: Because now, the next time we catch you throwing a party, you can't say that stress is making us see things as an excuse!
Buzz: Okay okay! I don't think I can throw another party that awesome anyway.
Me: Next time leave the party planning to the professionals like Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich.
Buzz: You got it.
Me: Yep. Now it's time for Cassidy's mission. I've been looking forward to this one.
Cassidy: Me too!
William: Anyone else want to go with Cassidy? Beside 3 Rabbids and Soji?
Me: Well Axel and Sellon wanted to come with so I invited them.
Sellon: Yeah we're looking forward to this one.
Zuria: And I want to go too.
Camie: Me too.
Me: Okay.
Will: And me and the guardians will go too.
Me: All right then.
Cassidy: This is gonna be so awesome.
Me: Yep. We're going to meet the Faiz team. I've been looking forward to this one for a long time.
Xenia: Boy I can tell guys.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Ready Cassidy?
Cassidy: You bet I am!
Nico: Lets roll!
We were off to Japan.
TOKYO, JAPAN
We arrived in Tokyo.
Me: Here we are.
Cassidy: Love Japan.
Soji: Good to be home.
Then we saw Takumi Inui!
Soji: There he is.
Takumi: (to Soji): I know you! Kamen Rider Kabuto, right?
Soji: That's right. Soji Tendo, leader of Kabuto.
Me: And he is now with us.
Takumi: Wow Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's an honor.
Me: Same to you Takumi
Nico: It's awesome to meet you guys.
Eli: Same here.
Cassidy: It's awesome to meet you guys. My name is Cassidy. I'm your ambassador.
Me: It's part of a special diplomatic mission program we made.
Takumi: I see.
Cassidy: Yep. And these are some of the team.
Everyone introduced themselves.
Takumi: It's truly an honor to meet you all.
Will Vandom: Same here.
Takumi: Want to meet my friends? (Gets serious) And then, discuss how you're gonna deal with the person who I tried making my friend but who I've officially given up on?
Me: You mean Masato Kusata. Get in line because I already called first dibs on killing him. But sure Takumi we would like to meet your friends.
Takumi: Great.
We went to Ryusei School.
Me: Takumi we're really sorry about everything you went through.
Halinor: Yeah that was horrible.
Nico: But you should still feel proud of yourself. You became the Wolf Orphnoch to try and prevent that massacre at your school. Sure, you weren't successful. But at least you tried.
Takumi: I know. I did try.
Me: Yeah.
We arrived at Ryusei School.
Yuji Kiba: Hey Takumi! Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor.
Me: You too Yuji.
Eli: We are honored.
Mari Sonoda: It's awesome meeting you guys.
Me: Same to you Mari.
Syuji Mihara: I'm Syuji Mihara. Kamen Rider Delta.
Me: Awesome to meet you Syuji.
Nico: Same here.
Kadma: Yeah.
Me: We also owe you guys big time for helping us during the 20 Days of Darkness. Even though you weren't there you all helped us out spiritually.
Cassidy: That's right.
Taranee: I agree there.
Me: Anyway we have a lot to tell you. Starting with this.
I pulled out my bag and showed the Faiz Phones we got.
Me: During last years missions we defeated Another Riders and Sentai and Rangers and got legend items.
Takumi: Another Faiz, you mean? Tsukasa told me about those.
Me: That's right but this one was an evil version of our teammate Lynn Loud.
Nico: Yeah it's an ugly story.
Me: But these Faiz Phones are imbued with the powers of the M.O.E. members, core, Non-Core and Neo Core.
Sellon: It's true.
Axel: Yeah it sure is.
Halinor: That was crazy.
Takumi: But we're glad you guys stopped them.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: (to Kiba) After we kill Masato, you can have his transformation device.
Kiba: I would like that.
Me: After we make sure to get rid of the fatal side effects. We can use our powers to make the Faiz Phones compatible with everyone.
Takumi: Good idea.
Me: Yep. I'm going to rip Masato to shreds as J.D. the Nocturnal.
Takumi: The Werewolf hero?
Me: Yep. I have that kind of power. I can turn into him at will with or without the Full Moon.
Eli: It's true.
Takumi: I got to see that.
Me: You will love it.
The Rabbids gibbered.
Soji: (sighs) And these are Rabbids.
Me: They are very funny.
Mari: They sure are cute too.
Me: Yeah but they are not the brightest lightbulbs in the closet if you know what I mean.
Cassidy: Yeah but they are great for a laugh.
Camie: Yeah they sure are.
Zuria: Yep.
One of the Rabbids was about to eat Takumi's Faiz Phone.
Takumi: No! Don't eat that!
The Rabbid raspberried him.
Takumi: Don't you dare raspberry me!
Me: (LAUGHS) That's the line of the day on our first mission.
Eddy: (LAUGHS) That sure is funny.
Me: Yep. Oh just a forewarning there's a dark side of Eddy here that is gonna come for you.
Nico: Yeah he will try and kill you.
Cassidy: Also, I actually have died in the past.
Mari: You did!?
Takumi: How?
Nerissa: I accidentally killed her.
Me: It's a really ugly story that lead to a devastating battle that nearly tore the entire planet apart.
Megan McCallister: Yeah it's true. That was a powerful battle.
Elyon: It sure was.
I told them everything.
Takumi: Whoa!
Mari: That is scary!
Kiba: But it's great that you saved Nerissa back then J.D.
Me: I knew there was still good in Nerissa and I'm glad that I didn't give her the Black Gates back then.
Eli: Yeah.
Nico: You know, looking back on the facts, I actually do realize that Nerissa accidentally sent Cassidy falling to her death.
Cassidy: That was an accident.
Me: Yeah. But I did resurrect Cassidy and she became a great help to us before we went after Nerissa before.
Takumi: Wow! What kind of power do you have J.D.?
Me: Omnipotent.
Eli: J.D. is a god among man and he has power that is so strong that he can literally do anything.
Mari: That is incredible.
Kiba: Wow! And you all have done so much over the years.
Camie: We don't like to brag but yeah.
Me: Has Masato made his move yet?
Takumi: No. Which worries me.
Eli: (Concentrates) I sense him. He's over in the park. He's contemplating on what bro said to him.
Me: It has been a couple of weeks since then. I did threaten him on January 6th.
Nico: Just like you said J.D.
Me: Yep.
Takumi: When is your big mission to meet us J.D.?
Me: We're projecting March 19th.
Nico: Yep. We have The Ridonculous Race after that.
Will: This time, we're gonna make sure no phony heroes slander us.
Me: Or anyone that tries to make us look bad.
Camie: That's for sure.
Me: And we're going to make sure that no imposters ruin our good name.
Camie: That's for sure.
Me: Also there's a curse that Nico put on Dark Eddy. He will be banished to the Black Gates after 24 first missions of the Ambassador Missions are done.
Nico: Yep. So this will be Number 11.
Taranee: He'll have 13 times left after today.
Takumi: Very interesting.
Me: Yep.
Soji: I think it's time we make good on our threat.
Me: Yep. Get ready Masato, (EYES GLOW RED) Time for the Wolf to Spill your blood.
Mari: Your eyes glowed red!
Me: Oh yeah. That's my justice glare. It means that I mean business.
Nico: Yep.
Mari: Cool.
We were off to the park.
Soji: (wasting no time) Henshin!
HENSHIN!
He donned his Kamen Rider Kabuto form.
We arrived at the park and looked around and we saw MASATO! He was sitting on a bench.
Me: There he is. Time for an entrance worthy of the Wolf Moon.
Nico: We'll save another entrance like that for our big mission.
Me: Right.
We went at him.
Masato Kusaka was mad and enraged. Then a Solar Eclipse happened and then the howls of wolves were heard and then the spirits of wolves appeared and then they ran around him and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive blue fire explosion blasted out from the moon and then a wolf howl was heard.
And then we came out!
Me: Masato Kusaka.
Masato glared at me ferociously.
Kevin: Nothing to say, dork?
Masato Kusata: Orphnachs are a menace to this world and they all must be destroyed! Starting with you Takumi!
Me: You want to get to him then you have to get through me. And that is not going to be easy!
Nico: Yeah!
Me: Masato I will not allow you to get away with the crimes that you have done to innocent people!
Nico: That's right! The Orphnachs were once people you knew and you just kill them all for pleasure! That makes you a murderer!
Masato then gets out a gun and pointed it at us.
Masato: Do you all have any last words before I send you all to Hell?!
Takumi: (I'm about to say something) I failed you. I failed you as a fellow Rider. I wish I would have been better. I should have never showed you that Kaixa Driver. Look what it made you!
Masato: What the fuck? That's what you fucking say? That's the last thing you say to me? It's that the Kaixa Driver made me this way? The Driver? No, Takumi! It was you. You! (loses it) YOU MADE ME THIS WAY! YOU MADE ME THIS WAY!
Masato fired his gun at Takumi but Nico took the bullet instead!
Sarah: Nico! That's it! You're going down!
Me: Deja-Vu!
Unknown to Masato, Nico had one of Quagmire's porn magazines take the bullet instead.
Nico pulled out the magazine and it had the bullet in it.
Me: Whoa! That was awesome!
Eli: But now you are dead meat!
(THE MASSACRE AT THE CHURCH - AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN PARIS PLAYS)
I growled and grew fur, my hands turned into claws, I grew a tail, my head grew wolf ears, my teeth turned into fangs, my eyes turned glowing yellow with slits and I grew muscular and my wings turned dark blue! I turned into J.D. THE NOCTURNAL!
Me: (HOWLS!)
Nico: He's in for it now!
Masato: WHAT THE FUCK!
Me: (Beastly Voice) You just ticked off the wrong wolf asshole!
Takumi opens his Faiz Phone and punches in the code 5-5-5 followed by the "Enter" button before closing it
Faiz Phone: Standing By.
Meanwhile, Syuji presses an unseen button on his gun stock device while Takumi closes his phone and holds it to the sky.
Takumi and Syuji: Henshin!
Delta Phone: Standing By.
With their battle cry known, Takumi inserts the Faiz Phone into an empty slot onto the front of his belt and then folds it down into place, while Syuji places his Delta Phone onto the video camera device, forming his gun.
Faiz Phone and Delta Phone: Complete.
As the call of "Complete" is given, Takumi and Delta are surrounded by red and blue lines of energy, which consolidate into armor, both primarily black and silver. Takumi's armor has red lines corresponding to the energy lines, and a head resembling the letter Phi, primarily colored silver and black, outlined in red with two huge yellow eyes. Meanwhile, Syuji's armor consolidates as almost all black save the blue energy lines that consolidate onto it, becoming silver for some reason. And this is the primary scheme of the suit, save the large orange eyes resembling the logo on his belt.
Nico: YEAH!
Me: You have no idea who you are fucking around with Masato! I viciously massacred over 80,000 werewolves with this form and splattered an entire church floor and the walls with their blood and guts and now you will be added to that mess.
Camie: That's right you clod!
Zuria: And it will hurt!
Eli: (Senses something) Dark Eddy is here!
Suddenly, Takumi and Syuji avoided blaster fire as we saw Dark Eddy.
Dark Eddy: (laughs evilly) Mind if I crash the party?!
Takumi: So he is Dark Eddy!?
Nico: Yep!
Me: All right then.
Nico: Now its interesting.
Cassidy: It's a 3 way battle now!
Dark Eddy fired shots at all of us.
Eli used the Force and sent the shots back and they hit Dark Eddy and blasted him all over.
Nico: Bring it on Masato.
Me: Either way you are not getting out of this alive!
Masato: I'll show you!
Soji: (gets out Dirty Bubble's Zecter) Let's start things off!
DIRTY BUBBLE!
He used the powers of Dirty Bubble and encased Dark Eddy in a bubbly.
I teleported and kicked Masato in his face and knocked him down.
He spit out some blood.
Nico: (gets out Count Spankulot and Count Nocturne's Ridewatches) If you thought J.D.'s Nocturnal form is bad, get a load of these!
Nico activated them and fired hand blasts and energy blasts and smashed Masato down.
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Come on Masato, someone like you being kicked down that hard by me? I don't think so.
Nico: Yeah come on Masato, transform already!
Masato: Henshin!
While Masato was transforming, Dark Eddy got out of the bubble and fired at Kevin and Takumi.
They dodged the shots and Eli teleported and kicked the blaster out of his hands.
Eli then grabbed Dark Eddy and threw him into the ground!
SMASH!
Soji: (gets out Dirty Bubble's Mission Memory) Now, for Faiz's Legend Items.
He activated it and fired more bubbles and encased Dark Eddy in one.
Masato turned into KAMEN RIDER KAIXA!
Me: Now it's on.
He got a yellow Lightsaber sword and I formed a sword of Moonlight Energy.
We clashed and sparks flew everywhere.
I kicked him and slashed him in his chest and then kicked him in his face and shattered his visor!
Me: That was for hurting Mari!
Masato then snapped!
Masato: DON'T YOU DARE SAY HER NAME! DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!
Cassidy: (gets out Nosferata's Mission Memory) Touched a nerve, huh?
Cassidy fired waves of magic and blasted him all over.
I kicked him down.
Me: Mari doesn't deserve to be with you! Not after everything you did! You killed innocent people, assaulted Takumi and made him look like a total fool, and to top it off, you would rape and hurt people all for your own amusement!
Nico: YEAH! Who the hell do you think you are!?
Eli: If there is one thing we hate above all others it's monsters like you!
Nerissa: I used to be like you once. But unlike you, I learned from my mistakes!
Masato: Then you're a fool!
Me: Correction! YOU"RE THE FOOL!
I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and I fired energy blasts and blasted him all over in the stomach and Takumi fired waves of lasers from his Faiz Blaster and smashed him all over the place.
I kicked Masato in the stomach and kicked him in the back and sent him crashing into a tree!
He got up and I was laughing at him.
Me: (LAUGHS)
Dark Eddy: (charges at me and Takumi) Newsflash: I'm the only one who gets to kill you! Not deadbeat over there!
I grabbed Dark Eddy and threw him back into the Book of Vile Darkness Dimension.
Me: Sorry Dark Eddy but this no longer concerns you.
Nico: We have much bigger fish to fry.
Me: Masato, I will NEVER FORGIVE YOU for everything you did!
Takumi: Dark Eddy was right about one thing: You ARE a deadbeat!
Masato: YOU MAKE ME SICK TAKUMI! I HATE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING! I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID TO ME! I HAVE THE POWER TO KILL EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT! YOU MADE A FOOL OF ME FOR THE LAST TIME! AT YOUR HANDS, YOUR PATHETIC HANDS DID YOU MAKE A MOCKERY OF ME! IT WAS AT YOUR HANDS THAT YOU HUMILIATED ME! I WAS DEFEATED TIME AND TIME AGAIN BY YOU! YOU WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID TO ME! YOU WILL PAY FOR ALL YOUR CRIMES AGAINST ME! YOU DISGRACED ME AND MANAGED TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURTHER BY STEALING MY LIFE AND STEALING THE GIRL THAT I WORKED SO HARD TO MAKE MINE! NOW I WILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE CUT DOWN INCH BY PATHETIC INCH! I WILL TAKE BACK WHAT'S MINE!
Syuji: (grabs Masato by the throat) Yeah, not gonna happen!
Me: You know it's funny. Vegeta said the exact same thing to Master Goku when he was humiliated by him all the time.
I grabbed Masato with my tail and tortured and pulverized him like how Frieza did to Vegeta.
I then threw him and smashed him into a boulder.
Masato got up.
Me: You have no honor at all Masato. All you are is nothing but a pathetic little coward. Look at you. You are never going to be worthy of a Kamen Rider.
Nazz: I like your Universe 666 version better!
Takumi: Universe 666?
Nazz: Long story.
Me: Yeah we'll tell you later.
Then MASATO WENT BALLISTIC!
Masato Kusaka: YOU THINK YOU'RE A HERO, TAKUMI INU! NO! YOU ARE JUST AN ANT UNDERNEATH MY BOOT! ONCE I KILL YOU, MARI WILL BE MINE TO DO AS I PLEASE! AND THEN, I WILL KILL YOUR FRIENDS! AND AS FOR THE KAMEN RIDERS, I WILL JUST ANNIHILATE THEM TOO! STARTING WITH KABUTO OVER THERE!
Me: Like hell you will!
I teleported and kicked him in his stomach and he belched up a tremendous amount of blood!
Camie punched him in his face and kicked him in his stomach and then he reverted back and the belt came off him!
I grabbed it and his Faiz Phone.
Me: You don't deserve this.
Takumi: You can have this, Kiba.
Kiba: Thanks Takumi.
He put it on.
Me: Time to turn you into roadkill.
I pulled out my Wonder Ride Book.
Me: (Reads verse) "Then a truck came barreling towards the opponent at an incredible speed and honked its horn loudly as it turned him into roadkill."
HONK HONK!
A huge semi truck appeared and smashed Masato down and sent him crashing into a tree!
Me: Now to finish this.
I then slashed Masato's head off and killed him instantly!
His spirit then appeared.
Me: Nico care to do the honors
Nico simply summoned Dark's blaster, channeled Black Gate Energy into it, and fired at Masato's head and chest.
He was found guilty by those he hurt and was fading away.
Masato: NO! TAKUMI HELP ME! You wouldn't let a fellow rider die would you?
Takumi: A rider no. You? YES! Goodbye Masato and enjoy the black gates.
Me: Give my regards to Swartz.
Masato: DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! (FADES)
He was gone!
I skewered his severed head on a spear.
Me: Now for this.
I wrote a note on a a scroll.
I threw the spear with his head on it.
It went into the Jacaranda cafe.
Kazuma saw it.
Kazuma: WHOA! Hey what's this?
He saw the note and read it.
カズマ様
かつて仮面ライダーカイザとして知られていた草戸マサトの頭であり、我々とファイズチームによって倒された。彼は永遠にブラック ゲートに追放され、今では忘れられた記憶にすぎません。約束通りトラックで彼を轢き、東京中に彼の血をまき散らした。彼は二度と誰も傷つけません。 2月12日にまたお会いしましょう。
敬具 J.D.
追伸、Evelyn があなたに挨拶します。
He was happy.
Takumi: Listen, in case my Wolf Orphnoch gets out of control, I need you to make a contingency plan for me.
Nico: I can do that.
Me: That is a promise.
I reverted back.
Eli: But that was awesome though.
Cassidy: It sure was!
Axel: Yeah! You really socked it to him.
Me: Yep.
Eli: Wait look! Is that an Espeon and Umbreon?
We saw them.
Nico: It sure is.
Espeon: (In a girls voice) Long time no see Nico.
Umbreon: (In a girls Voice) Yeah you're looking good.
Nico: Fiona and Felicia Tamara!? Whoa!
Me: You know them?
Nico: I sure do. They are twins from my science class days and we studied on the power of wind and moonlight.
Me: Cool!
Cassidy: What are your favorite memories of Nico?
Espeon: Mine is where we invented a wind powered generator.
Umbreon: Mine is where we made a moonlight powered solar cell.
Me: Cool! Moonlight is Sunlight being reflected off the moon. So that is awesome.
Nico: It sure is.
Me: Lets get you girls back to normal. Takumi I would cover your eyes.
Takumi: Oh right.
They did so.
Nico pulled out a black and pink leotard.
I put on my blind man glasses and Nico and the boys covered their eyes. And I snapped my fingers and they were reverting back and they were back to normal. Fiona was a girl with pink hair and purple eyes and Felicia was a girl with black hair and yellow eyes and Nico gave them their leotards and they put them on.
Fiona Tamara: (GROAN) That was rough.
Felicia Tamara: It sure was.
Nico then hugged them both.
Nico: I've missed you girls.
Fiona and Felicia: We did too Nico.
We later came back.
May: Hey guys. How did it go?
Me: It was awesome!
We told everyone everything and everyone cheered that Masato was gone.
Varie: Good riddance!
Me: Yep.
May: Next time, Cheese and Nosferata should come with you.
Me: Good idea!
Cassidy: Yeah!
Later at the beach, Nico had me blindfolded and Varie had Cassidy blindfolded.
Dr. Krankcase: Nico, I hope you can run very fast after this!
Nico: (GULP) I know.
Me: So where are we heading?
Nico: You'll see.
Cassidy: I have a feeling this will be good.
Varie: Yep.
We got to a picnic spot.
Then they took off our blindfolds and we saw we were at the beach.
Me: The beach.
Cassidy: Awesome.
Me: (GASP) Cassidy?
Cassidy: J.D.!?
Me and Cassidy: You're my blind date!?
Me: (In my head) Nico I knew this was your work.
Food Fight: Nico, did you know about this?!
Nico: Yes. We both knew.
Food Fight: Oh.
Me and Cassidy then had an awesome picnic.
It was a great lunch and more.
Then Cassidy kissed me on the lips and I returned the kiss and it was awesome.
Cassidy: I love you J.D. You did so much for me and helped me get through the darkest of times and I will always be grateful. I love you.
Me: I love you too Cassidy.
We kissed again and it was awesome.
Everyone: Aww.
Dirge: I'm really happy for them. But why couldn't they do this yesterday?!
Nico: They didn't know what to say.
Varie: Yeah.
Dirge: I see.
Me: Cassidy lets give Nico his just rewards.
Cassidy: With pleasure.
I spun my magisword bracelet.
TICKLE MAGISWORD!
UH OH!
Nico: You'll never take me alive! (activates Speed Demon and Reverse Flash's Ridewatches)
G1 Blades: (sees something) Yes, they will.
But then Nico fell into a mud pit and it came from a Quagsire!
Me: A Quagsire! Cool!
Quagsire: (In a girls voice) Cool huh?
Nico: (SPITS) Bethany Logan? Whoa!
Quagsire: You asked for this.
Me and Cassidy tickled Nico and he laughed hysterically!
May: Your favorite memory of Nico?
Quagsire reverted back and she was a girl with blue hair and had blue and black clothes on.
Bethany Logan: Me and Nico loved playing in the mud and it was so fun. My favorite was when me and Nico were on a field trip to a stinky swamp and I slipped and fell into the stinky mud and Nico jumped in and splashed me all over.
We laughed!
We stopped tickling Nico.
Me: That is fun.
Lana: Boy I got an awesome mud playing partner.
Xenia: You sure do.
Cassidy: I'll say.
Nico: Yeah that was funny.
Nico and Bethany hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
SPLAT!
Bethany splashed mud in Nico's face.
Bethany Logan: Me too Nico. Me too mud splashee.
We laughed.
We arrived back and the estate.
Family Guy Penelope: Nico, which teams have you made this time?
Nico: Kopaka's team will include Arisia, Rachel Stavenport, Oceanus Shenron, Nuova Shenron, and Universe 666 Eis Shenron. Nuju's team will include Sam Manson, Sydney Kirlian, Shana the Flame Haze, Evangelyne, and Edyn.
Me: Cool choices!
Qin: I'll say!
Rachel Stavenport: I agree and I'm honored to be on a team.
Shana: Me too.
Nuju: This will be fun.
The previous group came.
El Diablo: Can me, Toiletnator, Fixer, Mr. Mittens, Leonard, Xiao Fung, Iron Lung, Vanitas, Merman, and Evil Lyn go with you guys?
Fire Lord: Me, Pooperman, Evil Spring Man, Superfriends Cheetah, Beagle Boys, Evil Wing Man, Windfall, Dark Phoenix, Genbu, and Mouth of Sauron will come too.
Nico: Yes you all can come with.
Pooperman: Nico you're really filthy.
Nico: Oh yeah. Sorry.
Maria: I got this.
She fired waves of water and washed him off and he was clean.
Nico: Ahh. That's better.
Maria: No problem.
Tempest Shadow: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Murkrow and Slowking next.
Me: Ooh!
Poromon: Oh boy.
Xenia: Poromon it's not the Murkrow you fought. It's a gene-slammer for one.
Poromon: Oh.
Qin: But this will be cool.
Fixer: Where are we heading next?
Evil Spring Man: That's what I want to know.
Nico: Well you'll like this. We're going after Donny from the 2006 move Ted.
We gasped!
Me: I thought he was in jail!
Nico: Me too.
Camie: Who is Donny?
I went over his history.
Donny is the main antagonist of the Ted duology, acting as the main antagonist in both films.
He is Robert's father who desperately wants Ted to give to his son. Donny is also Ted's biggest fan and arch-nemesis.
He was portrayed by Giovanni Ribisi, who also played Parker Selfridge in Avatar and Tim Briggs in Contraband.
Donny came from a lower-class background. His mother had presumably left him with his father, who had one-night stands in front of him. When he saw Ted on TV one night, he immediately liked him and wanted one of his own. However, when he asked his father (who was making out with a woman on the couch) if he could have him, he refused since he had already given him a present: a rake. After his father tells him to go to his hammock, Donny felt heartbroken and took one last glance at the TV screen of young Ted before reluctantly leaving.
When Robert, his son, was born, a grown-up Donny vowed to be the best father ever and let his son have anything he wants — including Ted (which may have contributed to Robert's nature). It's unknown what happened to Donny's wife, but given his stalking attitude, it's possible that she may have left or divorced him.
Donny is first introduced in a positive way. He approaches John and Ted in the park with his son Robert. Donny had remembered Ted from an interview he had years ago, where the host kept on saying prejudiced jokes because he thought Ted was ALF. He offers to buy Ted from John for Robert, but he refuses and he's a little insulted by Robert's actions towards Ted.
Later, Donny's true nature begins to take a darker form when he appears outside of the grocery store Ted works and asks Ted why he's alone. Ted pretends that he isn't alone and that Christ is with him. Sooner or later, Ted leaves with Tami-Lynn.
Finally, Donny and Robert kidnap Ted and take him to their old house, which is also their secret hideout. There, Donny's obsession with Ted comes into full circle. On the walls are hundreds of tapped magazine cut-outs of Ted as a kid and an adult. When Donny tells Ted he belongs to Robert now and that the former must do as the latter says, Ted rudely criticizes his getting away with kidnapping and says the "F" word when sarcastically complimenting this example, but Donny yells loudly at him for swearing, scaring Robert. Noticing this, Donny quickly apologizes to his son for this. Donny reveals that when he was young, he asked his dad for a talking teddy bear, but he said no; it was then that he swore that if he ever had a son, he'd never say no to his son again. He also showed Ted a basement full of destroyed teddy bears that he had used to fill Ted's place, only to realize eventually that none of them were real enough.
Donny sends Ted and Robert upstairs to play whilst he goes downstairs to dance in private. Before Robert violently rips Ted's ear off for swearing with Jesus' name and the "F" word between the last two parts of His name, he says that like his father, he needed to be punished, suggesting that his father abuses him. Ted tricks Robert into playing hide-and-seek with him and he sneaks downstairs to call John. He tells John who took him and that he thinks Donny and Robert may be lovers, but the phone is quickly disconnected by Donny.
Donny and Robert put Ted in a big bag and place him into the trunk of the car to escape John. It is then that John and Lori smash into the back of Donny's car, breaking the back window and allowing Ted to escape, but during so, his stomach is ripped a bit. Ted runs into a nearby building and he's pursued by Donny. As Robert runs at John and Lori demanding "his" teddy bear back, John punches Robert in the nose and knocks him out (to Lori's shock), saying that he deserved it. Donny catches up with Ted into the building, which, in terms, is Fenway Park. Ted crawls up a stadium, but he's stopped by Donny who offers him love, rocking horses, and dancing, but of course, Ted refuses, telling Donny they're far apart from it. Donny quickly grabs him and throws him onto the field, ripping him in half by accident and draining the magic from him, killing him. Immediately, Donny runs away from a passing police car before Ted is brought back to life by Lori, wishing her life back.
In the end, Patrick Stewart (narrating the whole Ted story) reveals that Donny was arrested for kidnapping a plush toy, but the charges were dropped when he and the police realized how completely stupid that sounded.
After having failed to capture Ted in the first film, Donny is now working as a janitor at the Hasbro Toy Company. He discovers that Ted's imminent court case is on the news, and decides to use this to his advantage by convincing the CEO to hire their best lawyer to ensure that Ted loses his case and retains his status as property. He also wants them to capture Ted and study him in the hopes of discovering the secret to creating more live teddy bears.
Later on, after Ted storms off to get away from John and Samantha, Donny stalks him and follows him into the New York City Comic-Con. He disguises himself as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and asks Ted for a picture, but when he reveals himself, Ted runs away. As Ted is contacting John and Samantha, Donny appears behind him and knocks him unconscious.
Just as Donny is about to cut Ted open with a kitchen knife, John and Samantha arrive at Comic-Con and save Ted. The CEO then abandons Donny out of fear for being sued or charged for potential crimes. John furiously confronts Donny and punches him in the face. Enraged that he will never have his own Ted, Donny decides that if he cannot have a Ted for his own, no one can. As Ted, John and Samantha are leaving, Donny cuts the cables holding up a model of the Starship Enterprise, hoping the model will crush Ted. His plan fails utterly, however, when John winds up being hit by the model instead, which gets him sent to the hospital. When Donny hides from the security among the Ninja Turtle cosplayers, Ted exposes him by playing Tiffany's "I Think We're Alone Now", making him dance and allowing security to apprehend him. With Ted now contributing to humanity and authorized as a person, Donny is arrested and is facing charges for kidnapping and attempted murder.
When I was done everyone was shocked!
Me: This guy is a monster.
Qin: Yeah no kidding!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Agustin Ruiz of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, and he's coming to kill Maria Garcia and the other Fabled Gene-Slammers yet again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Agustin Ruiz of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's absolutely pissed off about what happened yesterday.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Antonio Maldonado must've found out about it, and now, he's really enraged now.
Camila Urustos: (Spanish Accent) Let him get enraged, we'd already had it up to hear with those Dark Santeria-practicing fanatics for the last time. So, we're finally going to get rid of Agustin Ruiz for good, excellent.
Me: With what you girls and Lincoln are doing by slaying every last member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, this is really pissing off Antonio Maldonado.
Nico: What these guys have done in causing this kind of horror and terror in Mexico years ago with their sacrificial rituals. They're even worse than The Church of Necrom, The Order of The Black Cross, or even The Chernabog Sisters.
Lincoln: Not exactly, Nico, unlike The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, those three groups we'd dealt with in the past were a danger to the entire world with their dark powers, and the crimes they'd committed against humanity were extremely dark, and they've made deals with the demonic forces of Hell by selling their souls in exchange for those dark powers.
Me: Yeah, The Chernabog Sisters' parents made the deal with The Devil before they were even born to give their unborn daughters the powers of Hell and The Order of The Black Cross toyed with dark Satanic forces.
Nicholette Torrington: And Damian Alaister and his fucked-up friends had sacrificed their own families in a dark Satanic Ritual in their devotion to Necrom, and after they gained their dark powers, they all went on a bloody rampage killing millions of people in their rampage.
Lincoln: Yep, so even compared to those three dark Satanic groups, The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte is not on a high-level threat like those three, but they're still just as dangerous as they kidnapped many innocent people and ritualistically murdered them in their dark rituals, and we can't forget that they tried to desecrate the bodies of the dead in Mexico's cemeteries for their dark sacrilegious rituals.
Nico: They're playing with forces they can never comprehend: messing with the bodies of the dead is bound to anger the spirits of the dead who're buried there. Alright, gang, let's go, we're off to meet Ted the bear.
Lincoln: And stop that spoiled brat, Donny, from trying to steal him again and send him off to reform school, and once we send him off to reform school, you better be prepared to die, Agustin Ruiz.
Camila Urustos: (Spanish Accent) Jackie's already got the black vans heading for our location to send Donny off to reform school, and once you're sent away, Donny, you better say your prayers, Agustin Ruiz, because you deserve no salvation from God for your sins, for there is only one thing that awaits you: Eternal Damnation.
Headstrong: We should go meet Ted right now!
Nico: Lets roll!
We were off to New York.
We arrived and we saw a bear and he was drinking beer.
Leonard: Hi there!
Beagle Boy Leader: You must be Ted.
Ted: Who wants to fucking know?
Me: Team Loud Phoenix Storm. That's who fucking wants to know.
Xenia: Your voices sounds so much like Peter Griffin's voice.
Me: I was just about to say the same thing.
Larry Koopa: Guys, I don't know if comparing Ted to Peter Griffin is a-
Ted: Let me tell you something about Peter Griffin. He's a fat dumbass who caused trouble in Quahog just for the Hell of it. He also abused Meg over there for no reason. I'm not like him! I am a resonsible person who cares deeply for my friends. In fact, if I ever have children, which I probably never will, I would treat them with love and fucking respect!
Me: That's the fucking spirit!
Qin: Yeah you said it Ted!
Stewie: You may be a teddy bear Ted, but you are a pretty cool cat!
STEWIE JUST SAID THAT!
Stewie: Take it home with ya!
Ted: Wanna meet my friends?
Iron Lung: Sure.
Windfall: Which ones are here right now?
Ted: John Bennett is here.
John came.
John Bennett: Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor.
Me: You too John.
Qin: Awesome to meet you.
He got out a Marijuana smoke.
Me: Light you?
John Bennett: Thanks.
I formed a flame on my thumb and he puffed it.
Ted: Sam's here too.
Cinderella Anastasia: I knew she would be here!
Samantha Leslie Jackson Came.
Sam Leslie Jackson: Hey guys.
Me: Hello Sam.
Qin: Awesome to meet you.
Sam Leslie Jackson: Same here.
Cassidy: J.D. lets get to making out.
Me: Your wish is my command.
Me and Cassidy and my harem got to kissing. RAWR!
Evil Lyn: You'll have to pardon J.D. and his harem.
Ted: No worries. I think it's awesome they love each other that much.
Nico: I think it's so adorable.
Mouth of Sauron: Are you a spectacled bear, Ted?
Ted: Not really sure. I'm just a teddy bear.
Lola: But you're still awesome.
Poromon: Here Ted want one?
He gave Ted a beer.
Ted: Oh thanks.
He opened it and was drinking it.
Sam Leslie Jackie: Digimon and Pokemon that drink?
Nico: Don't fucking ask.
Qin: It's awesome and funny.
Merman: The kind of rumors started to cause a panic?
Ted: Exactly!
Genbu: I see.
Nico: Oh boy.
Qin: Not good. But Donny is a jerk. He doesn't care about anyone but himself.
Lola: I agree.
Vanitas: Where do you think he'll be?
Ted: Probably in that Comic Con convention again.
Dark Phoenix: You mean the one with Bumblebee and TMNT?
Ted: Yep.
Qin: Then we got to stop him.
Nico: I agree. We won't let him get away with this.
May: J.D., did you hear all that?
Me: I sure did. Boss made a clone to have me listen to to everything.
Nico: Great.
Qin: Good.
Nico: Then we got to ready.
Maria: (to the other mascots) You guys want to get drunk with them?
Poliwag: Me, Manaphy, and Horsea do!
Jamesdean5842: Someone put me out of my misery.
They got to drinking too.
They drank 20 bottles of beer!
Me: Uhh boss?
We stopped making out.
Me: Huh? Uh oh.
Poliwag: (Slurred) I just want to s- How are you Alfred Hitchcock?
Poromon: (Slurred) This comic sucks. He couldn't make me laugh even if I was laughing my ass off and he was making me do it huh.
Manaphy: (Slurred) Yeah come on skinny make me laugh.
Horsea: (Incoherent Slurred Speech) What can't you just accent that you're my father?
Ted: (Drunk and slurred) Why can't you be good looking like most Americans?
Poromon: Actually I'm quite typical. Most Americans look nothing like the way they're portrayed in the media.
Poliwag: In fact, obesity is one of our country's primary public health concerns.
Nico: (laughs) Okay, that's enough!
Me: Yeah you guys have had enough.
I snapped my fingers and they were back to normal and had a massive hangover headache.
Poromon: (GROANS) What a headache!
Poliwag: What the fuck happened!?
Nico: You drank the most ever.
May: Let's get going now.
Ted: Okay.
We were off to the New York Convention Center.
We arrived.
Roy Koopa: Ah, Comic Con. the place where people dress up like their favorite characters in popular media
Me: Yep.
We walked around.
Me: Wow look at all these. Huh? (Sees something) Hey look.
I showed everyone comics about us.
Me: They made comic books about many of our adventures.
Nico: Cool! Team Loud Phoenix Storm Issue 575 - Guardians Together, W.I.T.C.H. Forever.
Will: Wow!
Nico looked at it and it was a perfectly accurately retelling and comic of our adventure with when we faced Nerissa the first time!
Nico: Boy this is cool.
Qin: That is so cool.
Lincoln: It sure is.
Me: And our adventures are still going on. But I'm truly honored that they are making comics for us.
Nico: Me too. We'll buy some later.
Nico put it back.
We looked and saw DONNY!
Superfriends Cheetah: Donny's dressed up like one of the Ninja Turtles!
Me: He sure is a big fan of them I'll give him that.
Ted: Showtime!
Ted played on Sam's phone "I Think We're Alone Now"
Mr. Mittens: Any minute now.
Donny heard it and saw Ted.
St. Patricia: Entrance time!
Me: Lets do it. Lets get him True Believers!
Nico: Excelsior!
We went at him.
Donny went to Ted and then the spirits of the great comic books appeared and they swirled around him and then converged and then the statue of the great creator of Marvel Comics, Stan Lee, appeared and in its hand was the Earth with the 6 Infinity Stones orbiting around it and then they formed into a rainbow and then out came us.
Everyone saw us and cheered wildly!
Me: Thank you thank you!
Nico: That entrance was a work of art.
Donny: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Me: That's right Donny!
Toiletnator: No one tries kidnapping innocent toy bears!
Pooperman: You don't deserve to wear that Raphael costume!
Qin: Yeah!
Raphael: And no one impersonates me.
I told everyone everything Donny did and more and they booed him!
Qin: You heard them Donny!
Lola: It's buttkicking time!
Deadwood, Brass Knuckles, Mojo Jojo, Killer Croc, Amora, Electropede, Baron Mordo, Thundermon, Felix Faust, Kerbero Gangan, Emil Eagle, Evil Crash Man, Ape Man, Ghost of Dr. Coffin, Evil Drill Man, Millipede Pete, Evil Cut Man, Strikning, Ozzie Ostritch, and Bond Man then appeared.
Nico: Deadwood, Brass Knuckles, Mojo Jojo, Killer Croc, Amora, Electropede, Baron Mordo, Thundermon, Felix Faust, Kerbero Gangan, Emil Eagle, Evil Crash Man, Ape Man, Ghost of Dr. Coffin, Evil Drill Man, Millipede Pete, Evil Cut Man, Strikning, Ozzie Ostritch, and Bond Man.
Amora: I'm truly honored to be at the NYC ComicCon.
Baron Mordo: Same with me.
Felix Faust: This is awesome.
Me: It's perfect for some of the Marvel Villains.
Amora: That sure was and that was awesome doing an entrance as an homage to our creator.
Me: Yeah it sure was cool!
All of us: EXCELSIOR!
Deadwood: There are comics about our adventures?
Maria: There sure are
Brass Knuckles: I didn't know that!
Mojo: I should read them later
Me: You'll love them. They are so cool.
Killer Croc: (to Nico) Heard you went to Yellowstone.
Nico: We sure did.
Amora: How was it?
Me: It was awesome and very beautiful.
Qin: We'll show you all some pictures of the sights later.
Me: Yep.
?: Boy I'll say.
A figure came out and it was KUBAK from episode 22 of Lost Galaxy!
Kubak and Teksa were employed with the task of assassinating Trakeena and framing the Red Galaxy Ranger for her death. When they intervened with Trakeena's battle against Leo, she defeated them with trouble, Teska being the first to fall under her sword. She spared Kubak and demanded to know who put him to the task. Kubak, however, hesitated long enough for Deviot to shoot him.
He was presumed dead like his comrade until he grew, distracting both Trakeena and the Galaxy Rangers from their present matters. Trakeena left Kubak to deal with them and the Rangers quickly called upon the Galaxy Megazord to battle him. Kubak was no match for the Megazord which easily destroyed him with its Missile Launch attack.
Leo Corbett: Kubak!
Kubak: Been a while rangers!
Me: I remember you! You were sent to kill Trakeena and frame the red ranger for her death.
Kubak: That's right J.D. and you did my work for me.
Me: Trakeena deserved it one way or another. She was a heartless monster.
Kubak: No arguments there.
William: Why couldn't you have just succeeded in killing Trakeena the first time?
Kubak: I might have underestimated her.
Me: She was just that cunning and she beat the living shit out of me. Twice. But I won and destroyed her in the end.
Qin: Yeah it's true.
Me: But she was banished to the Warp.
Xenia: Thank goodness.
Kubak: Good. I'm glad she is gone.
Me: The Universe 666 version would make a great M.O.E. Member.
Kubak: Indeed.
We got the usual battles underway. Everyone was in for a great show.
Johnny 2x4, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Sapphire Constantine, John Constantine, Youngblood, and Family Guy Penelope VS Deadwood - Nico's rescue was fun in Yellowstone
Deadwood was next.
Deadwood: (to Jonny) Nico's rescue was fun in Yellowstone. I wish you and I could've been there!
Jonny: You would have loved it. It was awesome.
Fluttershy: It was really amazing and it was really great to see.
Tornado Bolt: The geysers and mud pools are awesome.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) I agree there ja.
Stealth Elf: I think it's awesome too.
Sapphire Constantine: You got that right.
John Constantine: I agree there too.
Deadwood: Same here. Lets do it!
Jonny used his legend items.
GARGANTUA HEAD VS MAMMOTH MOUTH - THE REVENGE! THE MISADVENTURES OF MELONHEAD!
They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruits and energy and smashed him down.
Jack Atlas, Carly Atlas, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Xena Starbeam, Elrena Firebolt, Flora Halinora, Abigail Applejack, Laniya Vexxington, Hailey Greengrass and Rhonda Zexxington, The Signers, Tempest Shadow and Itachi Uchiha VS Brass Knuckles - Battling Another Jaou Dragon and Another Count Nocturne
Brass Knuckles was next.
Brass Knuckles: (to Jack) Nico, Marceline's team, Count Nocturne's team, and the others did good Battling Another Jaou Dragon. And Another Count Nocturne as well.
Jack Atlas: They sure did and that was amazing that Sailor Mysterious Tower made us all now permanently dark orb free.
Carly Atlas: That was so cool and amazing.
Applejack: I agree there too.
Apple Bloom: I thought it was so awesome and great.
Flashwing: I agree there too.
Xena Starbeam: You got that right there.
Elrena Firebolt: Yeah Sailor Mysterious Tower did a huge and great deed for us.
Flora Halinora: I agree there too. That was awesome.
Laniya Vexxington: Yeah it sure was cool and she saved us all from having Dark Orbs inside us.
Hailey Greengrass: But Nico's Contingency Plan remains in play because he is not taking any chances.
Rhonda Zexxington: Yeah he doesn't want to become a monster like Evil Nico.
Yusei: Yeah he didn't want to take any chances.
Brass Knuckles: That does make sense. Lets do it!
Jack used his Legend Items.
JACK ATLAS DRAGON OF FIRE! FLAMING DRAGON ARCHFIEND BLAST!
CARLY ATLAS ORANGE HUMMINGBIRD OF THE ORANGE FLAME! CARLY ATLAS WINDS OF ORANGE FLAMES!
They fired waves of elements, earth, rock, mud, boulders, crystals and apples and smashed him down.
Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Melanie Taiyou, Fire Princess, Headstrong and Tantrum VS Mojo Jojo Lincoln's Rescue.
Mojo Jojo was next.
Mojo: (to Jaune) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Equestria. How was it?
Jaune: It was really awesome and we word from Princess Celestia that a vicious criminal and evil bully from the dark past of Gina Readington, Erica Gillette, Varya Halinorova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari, Lincoln's Guardian Angels and The Legendary Planet Gene-Slammers named Damien Blakewell, along with his gang of thugs known as The Harbingers of Chaos broke out of prison, and they're not only causing havoc, but they want revenge on the girls.
Mojo Jojo: Oh man! But it's good that they stopped them!
Pyrrha Nikos: Yeah that was intense. But we're glad they were stopped.
Sunset Shimmer: Me too. But some of Lincoln's Guardian Angels all got some well deserved payback on them.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) I agree there and that was awesome.
Sunburn: You got that right.
Melanie Taiyou: That was awesome that we got them.
Fire Princess: It sure was.
Mojo Jojo: I'm glad they were stopped. Lets do it for I, Mojo Jojo, am ready!
Jaune and Pyrrha used their legend items.
JAUNE'S SWORD OF GOLDEN JUSTICE! THE WINDS OF STORM MAGIC!
PYRRHA'S SWORD OF CRIMSON FURY! THE FIRESTORM OF DRAGONIC INFERNOS!
They fired waves of fire and wind and smashed him down.
Keiko Yukimura, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Elaine Wittgenstein, Lisa Loud, Larry Koopa, and Morton Koopa VS Killer Croc - Meeting the Incarnation of Cthugha and a Rayquaza Gene-slammer
Killer Croc was next.
Killer Croc: (to Keiko) I heard you guys met the Incarnation of Cthugha and a Rayquaza Gene-slammer. What are their names?
Keiko: Their names are Cadenza Cthugha and Delia Skythunder and they are both really awesome.
Rarity: Indeed they are darlings. Cadenza has amazing fire powers and amazing skills.
Sweetie Belle: Boy they sure do and both their stories are amazing.
FLASHBACK
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little 11-year-old into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Cadenza Cthugha: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Cadenza, Delia, what memories did you have with Lincoln, oh, and I forgot to ask: did any of Lincoln's enemies or his mean sisters do anything to earn your hatred?
Cadenza Cthugha: Allow me to go first, and to answer your question: yes, there's one person who had earned my hatred, it was Lori. One day, Lincoln and I were busy doing workouts in our gym and the other Guardian Angels were with us. But, then, the doors burst down, and we saw who it was: it was Lori, and she wanted to kill Lincoln yet again. I was so absolutely pissed off at that control freak bitch, I almost got that close to using Cthugha's Fire Vampire Curse and having her damned for all eternity, but Lincoln stepped in and he fired a blast of fire energy and trapped her inside a fire orb, and he told everyone of what Lori tried to do to him, and as a result, Lori got grounded for nineteen weeks and Lincoln threw her in a metal container, and she screamed at us and pounded on the door: she lost her mind. But, I gave Lori the bird through the window, and she screeched like a banshee yet again.
Luna: Yeah, I remember that day all too well, plus, Lori was still behaving like a wild animal. That's proof that she needed to be put in her place again, otherwise she would go on a rampage throughout Michigan.
Delia Skythunder: That's putting it mildly, and Lori was also at it again with me and Lincoln. One day, we were at the park, and we were doing a study on the types of clouds and the weather patterns that occur when the seasons change. But, then, we heard the sound of high-pitched shrieking in the air, and there was only one person responsible for it: Lori. That control freak was once again on another rampage, and she ran at us to pummel us, but Lincoln grabbed Lori by the collar of her shirt, and he slammed her hard onto the ground, which knocked her out and Lincoln fired red energy beams from his white angel wings and tied that bitch up, then we dragged Lori home, and after we told the family of what Lynn tried to do to us, Lori got grounded for sixteen weeks and Lincoln threw her in a metal cage, and she roared at us and pounded on the door. But, Nicholette Torrington who also arrived gave Lori the bird through the bars, and she screeched like a banshee yet again, as she lost her mind.
Nicholette Torrington: This hadn't been the first time I gave Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, or Luan the finger, and I wasn't the only Guardian Angel of Lincoln to give those five that gesture as well.
Me: Yeesh, I remember those two days all too well.
Nico: (Winces) Damn, I wonder what got Lori in that kind of bad mood in those two days?
Lincoln: Diana Elementa found out from Lisa's cameras in those two incidents that someone cracked the screen on Lori's phone, and she found out who it was that did the dirty deed: it was Lynn, she'd cracked the screen on Lori's phone and placed a piece of my hair at the scene to frame me. Lynn got grounded for twelve weeks, and Riley Mackenzie punched Lynn hard in the face and threw her in a metal cage again, and she roared at us and pounded on the door. But, Nicholette Torrington who also arrived gave Lynn the bird through the bars, and she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla again.
Luna: Yeah, we were pretty mad at Lori at first, but then, to find out Lynn did that, I was that close to smashing her head in with my guitar for those stunts.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Killer Croc: OH MAN! Lynn sure did terrible back then but thank goodness Lisa's cameras found out she did it!
Gill Grunt: You're not kidding there.
Elaine Wittgenstein: Yes indeed. And I'm glad those surveillance systems that Lisa built here were able to identify the culprit before they could cause serious damage to Lisa's elder brother.
Lisa Loud: Indeed. Not a bad job if I must say so myself.
Killer Croc: I agree there too. Well done Lisa. Lets do it!
Keiko used her Legend Items.
KEIKO'S SPIRIT WORLD OF THE FIGHT! KEIKO'S LOVE OF YUSUKE!
They fired waves of flowers, jewels, water and ice and smashed him down.
Sakura Avalon, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Yumi Korra, Godzilla, RD Lisa Loud and Anastasia (Cinderella) VS Enchantress (Marvel) - Cassidy's First Ambassador Mission
Amora was next.
Amora: (to Sakura) Today was Cassidy's first Ambassador mission. And She and the others got Masato Kusaka's death out of the way.
Sakura Avalon: They sure did and just like J.D. promised, he went J.D. the Nocturnal and ripped him apart and also smashed him down with a truck and then J.D. skewered his head on a spear and sent it to Kazuma just like he said.
Twilight Sparkle: That was so amazing.
Starshine Sparkle: Boy it sure was.
Spyro: Masato REALLY hated Takumi with a vengeance!
Yumi Korra: You got that right. That was intense.
Godzilla agreed.
Amora: Boy it's time like these that I'm glad Universe 666 Masato is not like that. Lets do it!
Sakura Avalon used her Legend Items.
CLOW CARD ELEMENTAL BARRAGE! SAKURA AVALON'S CRUSADE OF THE CLOW!
They fired waves of energy and magic and elements and smashed her down.
Paula (Loud House), Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Marie Hernandez, Lincoln Loud, RD Lincoln, and Bubble Man VS Electropede - Mine and Cassidy's Blind Date and Nico's funny punishment
Electropede was next.
Electropede: (to Paula) J.D. and Cassidy's Blind Date was pretty good. (laughs) And Nico got a funny punishment!
Paula: He sure did. He was about to make a run for it. But he tripped and fell into the mud and then they tickled him all over.
Rainbow Dash: (LAUGHS) That was so awesome!
Scootaloo: It sure was and they made him laugh all over.
Whirlwind: It sure was funny.
Marie Hernandez: I knew that Mudplaying Bethany had a hand in it too. Only one girl that we knew did that and she loves playing in the mud and that was Bethany Logan. She was a Quagsire Gene-slammer that we met.
Lincoln: That was awesome and fun. Lana and Bethany love playing in the mud.
They laughed!
Electropede: (LAUGHS) They sure love to play in the mud. Lets do it!
Paula used her Legend Items.
PAULA'S NBA BASKETBALL FUN! BASKETBALL OF FUN AND GREAT!
They fired waves of basketballs, lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed him down.
Eli Winston Bullock, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Andrea San Juan, Mokunai XI, Airi and 2014 Maleficent VS Baron Mordo - Ted is a silly bear
Baron Mordo was next.
Baron Mordo: (to Eli) Ted is a silly bear. One who has a good heart.
Eli: He sure is and he loves beer as much as Poromon does.
Starlight Glimmer: I think it's awesome too.
Cozy Glow: You got that right.
Hex: I think it's awesome too. Ted and Poromon love getting drunk.
Andrea San Juan: It's so funny.
Mokunai XI: You got that right. And also J.D. was making out with his harem the entire time we were talking.
Baron Mordo: Ahh love in the making. Lets do it!
Eli used his legend items!
ELI'S POWER OF THE FORCE! ELI'S FORCE CRUSADE!
They fired waves of skulls, blood, bones, magic, stars, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Sage, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Erin Utakara, Squidward, Squilliam, Mai (Avatar), and Lusamine vs Thundermon - Ted sure smells like bear and his voice sounds so much like Peter Griffin
Thundermon was next.
Thundermon: (to Sage) Ted sure smells like beer. And his voice sounds so much like Peter Griffin.
Sage: But thank goodness he is NEVER going to be like that guy. But his voice is very identical.
Pinkie Pie: We met lots of people that have the same sounding voice. Many people we know have the same voice like many of us.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) I agree there. It's cool.
Featherweight: I think it's cool too.
Sprocket: I agree there too.
Erin Utakara: You got that right.
Squidward: That is awesome and fun.
Thundermon: It sure is. Lets do it!
Sage activated his legend items.
SAGE'S LIGHTNING FURY FORCE! THUNDERSTORM SWORD OF THE HALO!
They fired waves of lightning, metal and gears and smashed him down.
Ingrid Third, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Dorothea Qinsley, Jessica Herleins, Ludwig Koopa and Roy Koopa VS Felix Faust - Thank goodness Ted isn't like Peter Griffin
Felix Faust was next.
Felix Faust: (to Ingrid Third) Thank goodness Ted isn't like Peter Griffin. He's a MUCH better person.
Ingrid: That is for sure.
Princess Luna: It sure good he isn't like Peter Griffin.
Moondust: No kidding there.
Snowdrop: Peter Griffin is not smart at all.
Gari: I agree there. He was a total idiot.
Blackout: Yea no kidding. What a moron!
Dorothea Qinsley: You got that right!
Jessica Herleins: Yeah and he has no brain.
Felix Faust: Yeah I agree there. Lets do it!
Ingrid used her Legend Items.
DARKNESS OF THE LAW! LAW AND ORDER! DUN DUN!
They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Gaz Membrane, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Sellenia Valencia, Lara Laramie, Mandy and St. Patricia VS Kerbero Gangan - Donny is going down
Kerbero Gangan was next.
Kerbero Gangan: (to Gaz) Donny is going down. What kind of monster tries to harm an innocent teddy bear?
Gaz: Someone that has no love for toys at all like Sid Phillips.
Princess Celestia: I agree there. Sid hated toys.
King Solar: But in the end that came back to bite him in the butt.
Solar Eclipsa: I agree there too.
Amber Morning: Yeah no kidding.
Spotlight: Sid got what was coming to him and he got scared bad.
Sellenia Valencia: Karma got him good.
Lara Laramie: It sure did y'all.
Kerbero Gangan: You got that right. Lets do it!
Gaz used her Legend Items.
AUSTRALIAN EAGLE FLIGHT! AUSTRALIAN ANIMALS VS POACHERS!
They fired waves of light and darkness and smashed him down.
Wynn the Wind Charmer VS Emel Eagle
Emel Eagle was next.
Emel: Boy Ted is sure an awesome guy.
Wynn: At least he isn't as stupid as Peter Griffin.
She fired waves of wind and smashed him down.
Jeri Kamiya VS Evil Crash Man
Evil Crash Man was next.
Evil Crash Man: Peter Griffin and Ted have a voice that sounds so much the same.
Jeri Kamiya: They sure do. It's very identical.
She fired waves of energy and gears and smashed him down.
Miti the Yeti VS The Ape Man of Forbidden Mountain
Ape Man was next.
Ape Man roared.
Miti: Roar yourself.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Honoka VS The Ghost of Dr. Coffin
The Ghost of Dr. Coffin was next.
The Ghost of Dr. Coffin: This is gonna be fun.
Honoka: You better believe it will be.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Buster Bunny VS Evil Drill Man
Evil Drill Man was next.
Evil Drill Man: Boy Ted sure is funny.
Buster Bunny: He sure is.
Buster fired waves of carrots and smashed him down.
Aussa the Earth Charmer VS Millipede Pete
Millipede Pete was next.
Millipede Pete: I'm gonna bop you out of existence.
Aussa: Bring it on hammers of 100 legs.
She fired waves of earth and crystal and smashed him down.
Crag VS Evil Cut Man
Evil Cut Man was next.
Evil Cut Man: I'll cut you down!
Crag: Bring it on! IT'S RIPPING TIME!
He went at him and smashed and pulverized him.
Fujiko VS Strikning
Strikning was next.
Strikning: Awesome how everyone beat Masato.
Fujiko: It sure is and J.D. fulfilled his promise too.
Strikning: He sure did.
She fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.
Jinx VS Ozzie Ostrich
Ozzie Ostrich was next.
Ozzie: Boy J.D. is really covered in lipstick marks.
Jinx: (LAUGHS) He sure is.
She fired energy blasts and smashed him down.
Fat Albert VS Bond Man
Bond Man was next.
Bond Man: This is awesome and fun.
Fat Albert: Oh yeah it is!
He fired waves of energy and smashed down Bond Man.
Lost Galaxy Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Cassidy, Varie, Celica, Camie, Himiko, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Kubak
Kubak was next.
Kubak: Thanks for destroying Trakeena.
Me: You're welcome. But let me tell you she beat me up really bad.
Cassidy: It's true and I was there seeing that.
Camie: That was brutal!
Himiko: No kidding. I was told about that and it was awful.
Eli: No kidding there.
Kubak: Boy she did a number on you.
Me: Tell me about it. But if I see her again in the simulator or on one of Nico's rescues I will make her feel the ultimate extent of my power.
Kubak: You can do it.
Me: Yep. Lets do it.
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Greatswords of Cthulhu, they're a collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the sigils of The Cthulhu Mythos entities etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blades, large demon heads with curved tentacles for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handles, four large midnight black demon heads with curved tentacles and large colored gems on the bottom of the midnight black demon heads for the pommels, and there's also blasters included with the greatswords. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
I teleported back with them.
Lost Galaxy Rangers: GO! GALACTIC!
Mike: MAGNA POWER!
They transformed and were ready.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LOST GALAXY!
They turned into the Lost Galaxy Rangers too!
Me: Lets get him!
Rangers: LIGHTS OF ORION! ACTIVATE!
They glowed and got armbands, big belt buckles, claw gauntlets and crossguards on their swords.
Me: YEAH!
Lola: Wow! That is awesome still.
Me: Lets do it!
Leo: POWER UP MODE!
We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts hit him and the rangers formed into a ball of energy and then Kubak exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Me: YEAH! Kubak you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Jake: People are DEFINITELY gonna be making a comic about this.
Tsukasa: They sure will!
Kamen Ride: SPD Red!
Kamen Ride: SPD Blue!
Kamen Ride: SPD Green!
Kamen Ride: SPD Yellow!
Kamen Ride: SPD Pink!
Kamen Ride: SPD Shadow!
Kamen Ride: SPD Omega!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!
The Megaforce Rangers, Tsukasa and Daiki transformed and summoned clones of the SPD Rangers!
Me: Time for a long overdue spanking!
Nico: To quote Count Spankulot: (Transylvanian Accent) Those who try to kill teddy bears and kidnap are bad and must be punished Donny! Prepare to feel the stingy wrath of the hand of justice from Count SPANKULOT! (EVIL LAUGHTER)
We went at him.
We blasted him all over with water and balloons and sauces and magisword blasts.
Nico then spanked him bad!
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!
Donny screamed in excruciating pain from the spanking!
Dr. Krankcase, Food Fight, Dirge and Blades used the Earth and Tech and Life Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Dirge's missiles, Blades's rockets and Dr. Krankcase and Food Fight's powers 100-fold.
Dr. Krankcase and Dirge: SLUDGE MISSILE BLAST!
Food Fight and G1 Blades: TOMATO MISSILE BARRAGE!
Toilet Water Force and Toiletnator: TOILET WATER DELUGE!
Phoenix Fix Fury and Fixer: PHOENIX FIX BLAST!
Cats of Mayhem and Mr. Mittens: CATS OF POWER BLAST!
Pigs of Justice and Leonard: PIGS OF JUSTICE ARMY BLAST!
Wind Demon Galore and Xiao Fung: WIND DEMON BLAST!
Iron Mayhem Country Force and Iron Lung: IRON MAYHEM BLAST!
Spiders and Darkness and Vanitas: SPIDERS OF DARKNESS BLAST!
Lions of Fire and El Diablo: LIONS OF FLAMES BLAST!
Darkness Fish and Merman: DARKNESS FISH WAVE STORM!
Sorcery of the Autobots and Evil Lyn: AUTOBOTS BLAST WAVE FORCE!
Toilet Humor Force and Pooperman: TOILET HUMOR BLAST!
Springs of Justice and Evil Spring Man: SPRINGS OF FURY BLAST!
Speed Mayhem and Superfriends Cheetah: SPEED MAYHEM BLAST!
Thieves of Magic and Beagle Boys: THIEVES OF MAGIC BLAST!
Firewing Pegasus Fury and Fire Lord: FIREWING PEGASUS BLAST FLAME!
Evil Wings of Fury and Evil Wing Man: WINGS OF FURY BLAST!
Wind Force Magic and Windfall: WIND FORCE BLAST!
Phoenix Force Fury and Dark Phoenix: DARK PHOENIX BLAST!
Northern Tortoise Force and Genbu: NORTHERN TORTOISE BLAST!
2 Tailed Cat Force and Mouth of Sauron: WRAITH CAT FLAME STORM!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS BLAST!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Ted, Nico, Fluttershy, Laney and Lana: DRUNK BEAR STORM!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: BEAR ELEMENT STYLE: SPECTACLED BEAR!
Entrapta: BEAR LIGHTNING STYLE: PANDA BEAR!
Perfuma: BEAR NATURE STYLE: SUN BEAR!
Frosta: BEAR ICE STYLE: POLAR BEAR!
Mai Shiranui: BEAR FIRE STYLE: SLOTH BEAR!
Nanami Simpson: BEAR WATER STYLE: AMERICAN BLACK BEAR!
Julie Makimoto: BEAR EARTH STYLE: ASIAN BLACK BEAR!
Sari Sumdac: BEAR LIGHTNING STYLE: BROWN BEAR!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said bears.
Lincoln and his harem: BEAR FINAL SMASH: BEAR ATTACK!
They summoned bears to attack and they mauled him.
Lincoln fired rainbow energy blasts which turned into a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains, and they tied Donny up, so he couldn't escape, and Jackie Wren threw him into the black van to send him off to reform school in Siberia.
Lincoln: Have fun in a reform school in Siberia, Donny.
Nico: Oh, he's in for quite a nasty time there. Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) That's right, there's still the matter of Agustin Ruiz to deal with, and that religious fanatic and heretic should be arriving...right now!
?: (Spanish Accent) You and the rest of your friends, along with all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, shall be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, Maria Garcia!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Oh great, I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, don't you know when to stay away from us, Agustin Ruiz.
A man with black hair, tanned skin, brown eyes, and dressed in black clothes came out, it was Agustin Ruiz, the next member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
Camila Urustos: (Spanish Accent) Lincoln was right that you and the other members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte had broken out, but if you think you intend to finish what we started, then, you're just as insane as ever.
Agustin Ruiz: You will all be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, and our deity will reward us as we bathe in your blood!
Suddenly, Camila Urustos' red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, she unholstered her massive Fabled Urustos-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Agustin Ruiz, she left black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels with every step.
Camila Urustos: (Spanish Accent) At least, I know that you're still the same religious fanatic still devoted in the practice of Black Santeria, but now, I've just about had it up to hear with you for the last time, Agustin Ruiz. You and The Order have caused more than enough bloody chaos for the last time, and for what you all tried to do in an attempted desecration of the bodies of the dead, that is an unforgivable sin. As the Gene-Slammer of Fabled Urustos and member of The Order of The Fabled, I hereby sentence you to death for your bloody crimes!
Suddenly, Camila Urustos was surrounded by a massive vortex of black energy with darkness, light and dark magic, and light surrounding the vortex, there are imps, fiends, dark angels, and Fabled Urustos flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Camila Urustos emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Camila Urustos grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels surrounding her and her three imps, she has Fabled Urustos emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has imp earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Fabled Urustos with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her red imp-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Camila Urustos has on a sleeveless open midnight black blouse, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, long midnight black skirt with jewels around the waist, black lace stockings, midnight black knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels on the coattails, and on the back is Fabled Urustos surrounded by darkness and light and imps and on top of Fabled Urustos is an anti-Sergio symbol. Suddenly, Camila Urustos felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with red tips on the large midnight black feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails. Camila Urustos has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Camila Urustos' massive Fabled Urustos-themed greatsword and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Fabled Urustos' Darkness Light Fabled Imp Greatsword of Darkness Light Fabled Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and Fabled Urustos etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large imp heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large imp heads with green gems and large red gem on the bottom of the imp heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Fabled Urustos' head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Fabled Urustos that said, "Camila Urustos, Gene-Slammer of Fabled Urustos, Friend of Maria Garcia, Gene-Slammer of Fabled Leviathan, Member of The Fabled Gene-Slammers and Member of The Order of The Fabled, Goth Girl of Guanajuato, Mexico, Master of The Powers of Darkness and Summoner of Imps, Expert on Spooky Mexican Legends and Legendary Monsters of Spanish Legend, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Despiser of Sergio Casagrande, Destroyer of Agustin Ruiz of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Imps, and Fallen Angels"
カミラ・ウルストス、ファブルド・ウルストスのジーン・スラマー、マリア・ガルシアの友人、伝説のリヴァイアサン の ジーンスラマー、伝説のジーンスラマー のメンバー、伝説の騎士団 のメンバー、メキシコ、グアナフアトの ゴス少女、魔力の達人闇とインプの召喚士、不気味なメキシコの伝説とスペインの伝説の伝説のモンスターの専門家、愛する守護天使とリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、ダークロリの破壊者、セルジオ・カサグランデの軽蔑者、ヌエストラ・セニョーラ・デ・ラ騎士団のアグスティン・ルイスの破壊者サンタ・ムエルテ、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、闇、インプ、堕天使のマスター
Camila Urustos has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FABLED URUSTOS-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS LIGHT IMP MEXICAN FABLED URUSTOS ANGEL OF DIVINE DARK FABLED URUSTOS IMP JUSTICE AND DIVINE FABLED URUSTOS IMP LOVE!
We were amazed by Camila Urustos' Super Angel-Fabled Urustos-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Agustin Ruiz saw it, he went insane and he got out his sacrificial knife to stab her, but Camila Urustos fired a powerful black energy blast with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels at Agustin Ruiz, which hit him and pushed him back and he also got burned, but this really pissed him off now.
Maria Garcia:(Spanish Accent) Incredible, Camila's transformed.
Lincoln: Yeah, and she really sent Agustin Ruiz back with that energy blast she fired and that really pissed him off now, and Camila, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Camila Urustos: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Light Fabled Urustos and Divine Darkness Light Fabled Urustos Imp Love) (Spanish Accent) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to Agustin Ruiz once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Camila.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Camila Urustos.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done running, Agustin Ruiz, and now, you're going to pay for the times you and The Order have tried to kill my Guardian Angels in the past.
Camila Urustos and Lincoln went after Agustin Ruiz, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Agustin Ruiz and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now.
Then, Camila Urustos sent her three imps and Lincoln summoned his own imps and they sent them at Agustin Ruiz, and they claw at his face and body, and that caused him to drop his sacrificial ritual knife, which Lincoln suddenly destroyed, and he slashed out his eyes.
Nico: Nice touch with summoning imps to attack him.
Me: Lincoln did say that The Fabled Gene-Slammers can also summon imps, and he can also do the same thing after he fed on their blood, and he also slashed out his eyes.
Qin: Yeesh, now that was brutal.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Camila Urustos, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Fabled Urustos' Darkness Light Fabled Fallen Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's midnight black with red flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and Fabled Urustos surrounded by imps and light etched on the sides, and a red gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Camila Urustos aimed their hand-cannon blasters at Agustin Ruiz.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Eat energy blasts, Agustin Ruiz!
Camila Urustos and Lincoln fired blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, and elemental forces at Agustin Ruiz and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down. Then, as they holster their hand-cannon blasters, Lincoln fired energy blades from a swing of his massive greatsword at Agustin Ruiz and the blades skewered him, and Lincoln fired a blood red and black energy beam which hits Agustin Ruiz and Lincoln sucked out his blood and life force and he was reduced to a desiccated corpse, and when his spirit appeared, Camila Urustos and Lincoln gave Agustin Ruiz The Black Gates for good. We cheered as Camila Urustos and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Camila Urustos' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Camila Urustos: (Spanish Accent) For what you've done in practicing Black Santeria to cause death to so many innocent souls, you deserve nothing but eternal damnation. Thanks for helping me end Agustin Ruiz for good, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Camila.
Suddenly, Camila Urustos wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Camila Urustos' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, imps, and Fabled Urustos flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and and light shining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Camila Urustos absorbed the light and they came back to us as the display and Fabled Urustos vanished.
Nico: Wow, guys, that was one awesome battle you fought, and with Agustin Ruiz's death, now there are only thirteen members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
Camila Urustos: (Spanish Accent) Now, we're really ahead of the curve.
Lincoln: Yep, which means that the next one to take down tomorrow is Rubén Parra, which means it'll be Carmen Valkyrus' turn.
Carmen Valkyrus: (Spanish Accent) That's right.
Me: Those monsters have caused enough trouble and damage to too many innocent lives.
Nico: And all for the practice of Dark Santeria. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet tomorrow?
Lincoln: Good question, Nico. Hmm, oh, I have an idea, how about Gene-Slammers for the Wubbox Sisters.
Nicholette Torrington: Ooh, now that's an awesome idea. There's seven Wubbox sisters of different elements, and there are only seven girls who would be Gene-Slammed into the seven Wubbox Sisters.
Lincoln: Amunet Musiqidandi, The Wubbox Gene-Slammer, Bastet Musiqidandi, The Rare Wubbox Gene-Slammer, Chione Musiqidandi, The Plant Wubbox Gene-Slammer, Ebony Musiqidandi, The Cold Wubbox Gene-Slammer, Isis Musiqidandi, The Air Wubbox Gene-Slammer, Neferteri Musiqidandi, The Water Wubbox Gene-Slammer, and Rana Musiqidandi, The Earth Wubbox Gene-Slammer.
Me: Seven Wubbox Sisters of The Seven Elements, now that's really awesome.
Nico: And we'll be meeting them tomorrow, but I know we'll meet some other bullies from the pasts of your Guardian Angels, right, Lincoln?
Lincoln: I'm afraid you're right, Nico.
Electropede: Have fun in jail, Donny!
Baron Mordo: I hope everyone enjoyed the show.
Thundermon: I bet they did.
EVERYONE CHEERED WILDLY FOR US!
Me: YEAH! Thank you everyone!
Felix Faust: I hope we have another adventure involving a bear tomorrow.
Qin: Me too!
Kerberos Gangan: Now, what should we do to celebrate?
Ted: Let's drink til there's no tomorrow!
Me: I think you guys have had enough.
Nico: Yeah. But great job today everyone!
Ted: (To the viewers) Hope you all loved this adventure and it was so awesome and fun. Also drink responsibly.
Me: Yep.
We went and bought many of our comics that were made for our adventures and more. Then we went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
Ted was a funny movie and it was awesome how Ted sounds like Peter Griffin.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Nokama, Penelope "Stinky" Florington, Kelly Orimoto, Hilary Thestalos, Nina Nefertiti And Emila Magica along with Dirty Bubble, Stinkor, Dancing Rats, Sluggy the Unshaven, Movie Will Blake and Sinister Slug and we're going into the Simulator and we're going through the episode of SpongeBob called FEAR OF A KRABBY PATTY and we're going there for an awesome rescue and we're going to make Mr. Krabs reveal why he does so many terrible things all just to make money. Also we're going to face Another Happy Sarutobi Ninjaden and Another Dirty Bubble. And we're going to meet a Murkrow Gene-slammer and her name is Emma Vampirella and she is a vampire Mermaid and she is a powerful gothic master of darkness. She is Nico's friend that he met on the beach. The next match-up in this saga is Carmen Valkyrus - Gene-Slammer of Fabled Valkyrus and Lincoln VS Rubén Parra. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Pokitaru, and Lincoln and his group are going to take down a former relative from the pasts of Stella Seraphina, Hestia Seraphina, Nuria Seraphina, Eilane Seraphina, Ember Seraphina, Alinta Seraphina, Helia Seraphina, and Bridget Seraphina named Abigail Seraphina, she may have been born with really strong and immensely powerful fire powers, winged flight, and total mastery of all forms of fire magic, but she's not like her sisters and she doesn't have immortality, and what also makes her not like her sisters is that she's used her powers to cause havoc and destruction across Royal Woods and wants nothing more than to see the world burn, because she's always been a very envious, jealous, and greedy girl and she hated her sisters for a very long time. But, her plan to burn Royal Woods to the ground and watch the world burn was stopped by Lincoln, Stella Seraphina, Hestia Seraphina, Nuria Seraphina, Eilane Seraphina, Ember Seraphina, Alinta Seraphina, Helia Seraphina, and Bridget Seraphina, along with the other Guardian Angels, who defeated her, and they sealed her into a container and Leina Mobius froze her in a glacier and sent it to Antarctica where she would remain there forever. But, she eventually broke out, and now, she wants revenge and intends to finish her sisters off and burn the entire world. And we're going to meet the Gene-Slammers for the seven elemental Wubbox Sisters, they are
Amunet Musiqidandi, The Wubbox Gene-Slammer
Bastet Musiqidandi, The Rare Wubbox Gene-Slammer
Chione Musiqidandi, The Plant Wubbox Gene-Slammer
Ebony Musiqidandi, The Cold Wubbox Gene-Slammer
Isis Musiqidandi, The Air Wubbox Gene-Slammer
Neferteri Musiqidandi, The Water Wubbox Gene-Slammer
And Rana Musiqidandi, The Earth Wubbox Gene-Slammer
The seven Musiqidandi sisters are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Egypt and classmates in Music. They also would also sing alongside lincoln and they even play music with Lincoln and his sisters, and just like The Men in Black, they even caught a few illegal aliens that were from space that crash landed on earth right in Michigan. Their last name, Musiqidandi means Dandy Musician in Arabic. The Musiqidandi also took up being fashionistas as their hobbies, and they even made bikinis for the girls in Lincoln's harem which in addition to adapting to the Super Angel transformation, but also grant the girls the ability to breathe underwater. They also made Lincoln a speedo, which in addition to adapting to the Super Angel transformations, but this would also give Lincoln the ability to breathe underwater, and they knew he'd gotten the ability to breathe underwater, thanks to his powers and from feeding on the blood of those who have water powers and can also swim underwater. In fact, when they made Lincoln a pair of orange swim shorts while they were 12 at the time, Lincoln kissed the Musiqidandi sisters on the lips. They're also the nieces of Space Dandy, and like their uncle, they hunt down criminals, and they hate Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Billy McLean, and even The Wet Bandits with a burning passion. Get ready for an awesome adventure in the park as we battle THE DEATH BEAR from Regular Show and we're going to show that World War I Bear what for.
See you all next time.
