This chapter is based on the Death Bear episode from Regular Show
In the early morning hours at 3:30 AM, Lincoln had a dream, and he saw a figure who was hiding out and living in the streets of New Zealand, Oceania. But, they were no ordinary figure, it was, Jamie Loud, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Taylor (Loud House). Lincoln woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, Taylor (Loud House), Black Alpha, Nico, and I also had the same dream.
Lincoln: Let me guess, same dream as me?
Black Alpha: We sure did, Lincoln.
Taylor (Loud House): And not only that, it also means that we found out where my daughter is at.
Me: they're at New Zealand, Oceania.
Nico: Oh no, that's not good. That's the same place when we found Icy Storm, Summer Scoutstar, Izabella Moondrop, Patty Saddles, and Zapp Thunder, And it is not a safe place for kids.
Lincoln: That's right, Nico. Come on, we're going to rescue her, and bring her to the Estate.
Black Alpha: We're on it, Lincoln.
Lincoln, Black Alpha, Taylor (Loud House), Me, and Nico were heading to New Zealand, Oceania. Then, Lincoln saw a 14-year-old girl who has tanned skin, long wavy brown hair with large tuft of her hair sticking upwards on her right side, black and purple eye makeup, and freckles. She wears a red hoodie jacket, a white shirt with a ace symbol, black fingerless gloves, black jeans, and red sneakers. Lincoln saw who she is, it was Jamie Loud.
Lincoln: Excuse me, are you Jamie?
Jamie Loud: Yeah! And who are you?
Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this is the dark knight and leader of the Heroic Elementals, Black Alpha, my older brother and leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. Knudson, and my second brother and second leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Nico Chan. And there's also someone you know all too well.
Jamie Loud: You don't mean?
Then, Taylor (Loud House) came out, and when Jamie Loud saw her, she was stunned.
Jamie Loud: So you're telling me that you're my mom?
Taylor (Loud House): Of course, sweetie.
Jamie Loud walk up to Taylor (Loud House), and they hugged, and Taylor cried tears of happiness while Jamie Loud blushes in embarrassed so hard, and we looked on at the scene. Then, Lincoln joined in on the hug, along with me, Nico, and Black Alpha.
Lincoln: And there's something you should know, Taylor, your mother is one of my many future wives.
Jamie Loud: Does that means...you're my father.
Lincoln: (smiled) What else I won't I be?
That filled Jamie Loud with embarrassment, as Lincoln picked her up and hugged her, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes.
Jamie Loud: (groans) Dad! Back off, okay? You're embarrassing me.
Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's go home. I can't wait until we tell everyone in the morning about this.
We went back home to the Estate, and Lincoln told everyone what happened, and he then introduced Jamie Loud to the rest of his siblings, who are now their aunts. We were proud of what Lincoln did in reuniting Taylor (Loud House) with her daughter, and Jamie Loud who maybe embarrassed, but now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in her life.
In the Simulater, Underwater in the streets of Bikini Bottom was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Nokama, Penelope "Stinky" Florington, Kelly Orimoto, Hilary Thestalos, Nina Nefertiti And Emila Magica along with Dirty Bubble, Stinkor, Dancing Rats, Sluggy the Unshaven, Movie Will Blake and Sinister Slug and we were walking to the Krusty Krab for an awesome and great rescue. Our mission was to expose an evil Mr. Krabs and send him to prison forever.
Me: Been a while since we were in Bikini Bottom.
Xenia: Yeah it sure has been a while.
Camie: No kidding.
Lily: I was actually starting to miss Bikini Bottom.
Himiko: Boy I can tell.
Nokama: But this will be fun.
Me: It has been a while since we were here though.
Camie: No kidding.
Varie: But it feels good to be underwater again.
Eli: It sure does.
Nico: Nokama, I want to thank you, Dirty Bubble, and your teams for coming.
Nokama: No problem Nico. It's awesome to go with you on this.
Penelope Florrington: I'm excited for this.
Qin: We all are Penelope.
Nico: Penelope, remember when we first met each other?
Penelope: I sure do Nico. I was being teased because of my condition and you stood up for me and told those kids off that I couldn't help it.
Nico: Yep.
Zuria: What condition does she have?
Nicole: She has a rare metabolic condition called Trimethylaminuria. It's a condition in which the liver fails to break down an amino acid called Trimethylamine. It builds up and when it sweats out it makes you smell like rotten fish.
Zuria: YUCK! Is there a cure?
Nicole: No. There is none.
Zuria: Oh man. I had no idea.
Nico: Yeah no one did.
Nicole: Yeah and no matter how much you wash it off it will smell worse and worse.
Zuria: Geez!
May: But now, you're part of Nico's harem.
Penelope: I sure am.
Qin: That is so awesome.
Cassidy: We are so happy for you Penelope.
Hilary Thestalos: We all are.
Xenia: Yep.
Nico: Who enjoyed meeting Ted yesterday?
Me: We all did! But the mascots enjoyed him more because of how much they drank with him.
Qin: (LAUGHS) That was the most beer I've ever seen them drink.
Lola: Yeah it sure was.
Lily: Boy no kidding!
Xenia: Yeah! Cana Alberona would have loved to go up against Ted and the mascots like that in a beer drinking contest.
Nico: Oh god. That would be chaos.
Qin: Yep.
Camie: That would be crazy though.
Himiko: Boy it sure would.
Cassidy: I agree there.
Nico: We also saw that comics of our adventures are being posted.
Lincoln: Boy we sure did and that is so awesome.
Laney: I think they are all amazing. Now we can relive our adventures in comic book form.
Xenia: We sure can.
Me: That is so awesome.
Varie: I think that's so awesome.
Camie: It sure is. That is so amazing that you guys went on an amazing adventure around the world like that In issues 260 to 304.
Himiko: And how you helped bring Chris Hargensen to justice in issue 156.
Luna: Those were so fun dudes.
Me: They sure were.
Nico: I also liked the song "I Think We're Alone Now".
Me: That was a cool song!
Qin: It sure was.
Lola: Yeah and Donny sure likes that song.
Xenia: He sure does. Now he is in a boarding school in Siberia.
Camie: Yep.
Himiko: But Luna we had no idea that Sam went through hell with Michael and Michelle Malloy. That was horrible.
Luna: Yeah it sure was.
Nico: Oh man. I heard about that but I wasn't there when it went down.
Me: You won't like what you will see dude.
Dirty Bubble: It's good to be home!
Me: It sure is good to be in Bikini Bottom.
Qin: Yep.
We went to the Krusty Krab.
Lily: Okay now. We got to keep a low profile. This rescue is where we expose Mr. Krabs for more crimes. I gathered lots of evidence on this one and the people are gonna want to tar and feather him when they hear it.
Nico: Oh boy.
We saw Plankton.
Nico: Plankton? What are you doing here?
Plankton: This isn't what you think. I was planning my next scheme to get the formula when I see SpongeBob with bags in his eyes. I got Man Ray here to investigate.
Man Ray was in a detective coat and fedora hat.
Me: Oh I get it. You're working undercover.
Plankton: Yep.
Camie: Very clever.
Man Ray: And I see that you brought Dirty Bubble and Sinister Slug here too.
Dirty Bubble: Yep. This will be good.
Sinister Slug: Too bad Jumbo Shrimp and Atomic Flounder couldn't come.
Xenia: Yeah but that's okay.
Me: Lets go.
Nico: You got it.
[Open on the Krusty Krab. The customers are eating food.]
We went in.
Nico: Good morning Krusty Crew!
SpongeBob: Hey guys!
Squidward: Awesome to see you all here.
Me: Same here Squidward.
We got to ordering Krabby Patties and got to eating.
Nico: (Whispers) Remember guys. Play along.
We winked.
[Mr. Krabs is painting a picture while humming "Blow the Man Down" and Squidward is manning the cash register.]
Mr. Krabs: Finished at last! [Shows the picture to Squidward and SpongeBob, who is now at the chef's window] What do you boys think of my masterpiece?
Me: Lets see.
SpongeBob: [reading the sign] New business hours: 6 a.m. to 11 p.m.
Me: Ahh decided to expand hours.
Squidward: What?! That is totally unfair!
SpongeBob: Squidward's right, that's totally unfair! Couldn't we get to work earlier than 6:00 a.m.? Like 5:30 a.m.? Or 5:00 a.m.? Or 4:00 a.m.? Or- [Squidward zips up the chef's window before SpongeBob says the next time]
Squidward: Zip it!
Me: Boy SpongeBob loves working here huh?
Squidward: Yeah he does.
[Mr. Krabs places the sign on the front window. He stares out of the window and notices something surprising from across the street]
Mr. Krabs: What the...?! [The Chum Bucket now displays a sign in front saying that it is "now open 23 hours"] The Chum Bucket open 23 hours?!
Me: (In my head) Oh so that's it.
Mr. Krabs: So, that little piece of flotsam Plankton thinks he can stay open longer than me, does he? [A customer walks up to him, tray in hand]
Fish: Sure. I don't know. Why not?
Mr. Krabs: Well, he's wrong!
Fish: Oh, okay. Sure.
Mr. Krabs: As of now, the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours!
UH OH!
[SpongeBob's head bursts through the wall, in the place where the chef's window used to be]
SpongeBob: Did you hear that, Squidward? We get to keep working and working and working without ever having to go home! I've got to pinch myself, because I must be dreaming. [SpongeBob exits the punctured hole in the wall and stands flat on the floor. He starts pinching himself twice, then yells in pain. He pinches himself again and yells again, then does it four more times. After a brief pause, he pinches himself yet again] Well, I'm not dreaming.
Me: Nope you aren't.
[Switch to a telescope view of the front window of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs walks up to the sign and amends it to read, Open 24 hours!]
Plankton: [behind the telescope] Open 24 hours, eh? I knew he couldn't resist staying open later than me. [He starts walking into the Chum Bucket] My evil plan is working perfectly. He'll run his employees into the ground, and when SpongeBob's mind finally cracks from exhaustion, I'll get him to tell me the secret Krabby Patty formula! [Laughs evilly. He notices after a while that Karen is not laughing with him] Why aren't you laughing?
Karen: I've heard this joke before.
Lily: Better get some coffee guys. We're going to be here for a while.
Nico: Okay.
Spongebob: What about Dirty Bubble? I spotted him an hour ago. Or at least someone who looked like him.
Maria: Was this Dirty Bubble lookalike colored black?
SpongeBob: That's right Maria.
Me: Another Dirty Bubble. Oh man. We'll worry about that later.
[Scene switches to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is standing near the cash register with a cowbell and beater in his hands]
Mr. Krabs: All right, everybody. The Krusty Krab is entering day 3 of non-stop service! Let's give it up for day 3! [The camera shows the customers of the Krusty Krab eating their food and not being swayed by Mr. Krabs' excitement] Yee haw! Day 3!
Me: Three days. Wow.
SpongeBob: [inside the kitchen, holding a Krabby Patty] Krabby Patty, I don't care if we have to stay open until the day after the end of time. As long as I am with you, I am complete.
Awww.
Nico: SpongeBob sure loves Krabby Patties.
[Bubbles fill the screen as the episode transitions to the outside of the Krusty Krab. It then cuts to the inside, where Mr. Krabs still is holding the cowbell]
Mr. Krabs: Day 10 of non-stop service!
Nico: 10 days? Uh oh.
Squidward: [exhausted] Mr. Krabs, can I go home yet?
Mr. Krabs: No one goes home!
Squidward: [points to the bags under his eyes] Look at these bags under my eyes; even my bags have bags! [The camera shows a closely detailed picture of Squidward's drowsy eyes, and a lady screams offscreen.]
Lincoln: Geez!
Applejack: And I thought I had bad bags like that.
Mr. Krabs: Quit your bellyaching, Squidward; you don't hear SpongeBob complaining, do you?
SpongeBob: [grilling patties in the kitchen] K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y, says I.
Mr. Krabs: You could learn a few things from that boy.
Squidward: [through his teeth] Mr. Krabs, he is not normal. [SpongeBob starts kissing a Krabby Patty]
Mr. Krabs: All right, you can sit down for five minutes. Then it's back to work. [Squidward drops over and starts snoring.]
Me: (Whispers) Our plan is working guys. Any of you tired at all?
Nico: (Whispers) Nope. Good thing this is a simulation.
Xenia: (Whispers) Yeah.
[Plankton, wearing a tight black suit, descends from a rope on the wall and monitors at SpongeBob]
Plankton: Drat! He's not collapsing from exhaustion! But with a little more pressure, the sponge will crack like an egg! [clenches his fists] Then I'll be there to feast on the goo of his shattered psyche. [Slurps and then does an evil laugh. Mr. Krabs notices Plankton, but since he is tiny, black and suspending from a coil, he believes Plankton is a small insect]
Mr. Krabs: Ew, A spider bug. [Mr. Krabs squishes him and the scene changes to the Chum Bucket a while later. Plankton is on the phone, ordering an item from the Krusty Krab]
Plankton: Aw, Come on! [Mr. Krabs finally picks up on the other line]
Mr. Krabs: Krusty Krab! The restaurant that never closes. Would you like to place an order? [We hear a muffled sound from Mr. Krabs' phone] 10,000 Krabby Patties?! We'll start your order right away, Mr...uh, uh...What was that name again? [Muffles coming from the phone. Mr. Krabs writes his information on a piece of paper] Uh huh...Peter Lankton. Wait a minute, this isn't some kind of prank, is it?
Plankton: Eh...no.
Mr. Krabs: Good! We'll call you when it's ready, Mr. Lankton. [Mr. Krabs bursts through the kitchen door, and starts yelling orders at SpongeBob] Kick it into high gear! We've got a big order! [Clutches SpongeBob, who is staring into space] I'm counting on you, boy! I need you to raise that spatular! [SpongeBob does so, enthusiastically] Yeah! And I need you to say, "Team Krusty Krab!"
SpongeBob: Team Krusty Krab!
Mr. Krabs: That's me boy! Now, make me 10,000 Krabby Patties.
Me: 10,000 Krabby Patties!? HOLY APPLESAUCE!
Qin: That is a lot!
[SpongeBob's eyes swell up as Mr. Krabs walks away]
Mr. Krabs: And no breaks!
SpongeBob: [Ecstatic, giggles] Did you hear that, spatula? You, me and 10,000 Krabby Patties. And the best part? No breaks! [Pinches himself] Wow!
Nico: Boy you would have to be crazy in order to do that!
[Cut to a view of the ocean with a small island with some palm trees in the background]
Mr. Krabs: Day 15! Give it up for day 15! [floats by as he hits the bell]
SpongeBob: K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y... [floats by, flipping three of the six patties on the grill, as the setting transforms into the nighttime. Plankton floats by as the setting transforms into the daytime. Plankton laughs menacingly. SpongeBob floats by, putting mustard on one of four unfinished patties]
SpongeBob: 1,322...
Mr. Krabs: Day 23! Give it up for day 23! [floats by as the setting transforms into the nighttime. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob continue floating by as the setting changes from day to night and vice versa]
SpongeBob: 6,654...
Mr. Krabs: Day 30!
SpongeBob: 7,121... [Plankton floats by now. He laughs menacingly. Patty items float by]
Mr. Krabs: Day... 35...! [floating by as the setting transforms into the nighttime. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob continue floating by as the setting changes from day to night and vice versa]
SpongeBob: 8,659... [floats by]
Old Man Walker: Wait, what's going on? Whoa, whoa! [floats by, confusedly. The scene switches back to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs appears extremely tired]
Mr. Krabs: Day... [record scratch] anyone know how many days it's been? I've lost track.
Squidward: [Breathing heavily next to a pile of Krabby Patties] 43...! [Gasps, as the top of his head expands and shrinks.]
Me: Oh boy.
Plankton: (uneasy) Although seeing Krabs do this is freaking me out a bit.
Me: It's freaking me out too.
Lincoln: No kidding and I did this the same way as Flip's brother did.
Nico: No kidding there.
[SpongeBob places a tray of food items on the chef's window and then shoves them off. He does the same again for a smelly boot]
Me: Whoa man.
Mr. Krabs: What the flimflam?! [Enters the kitchen and notices SpongeBob looking like a wreck] What are you doing in here, boy? You're wasting all me food! [SpongeBob does not answer him] Boy? [SpongeBob starts fighting the air with his spatula. Mr. Krabs hits him on the back of his head]
SpongeBob: [Drowsily] Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs. When did you get here?
Mr. Krabs: Boy, I'm worried that... [Mr. Krabs turns into a giant Krabby Patty that apparently talks gibberish] Got it?
SpongeBob: [wiping his eyes] I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. Could you run that by me again?
Mr. Krabs: Sure, I said I'm worried that... [He turns into a Krabby Patty again. He turns back into himself after he stops talking]
SpongeBob: That's what I thought you said. Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal: [he starts screaming and throwing his hands in the air. He hides in the corner, waving his spatula at Mr. Krabs] Stay back! I'm warning you!
Mr. Krabs: [Starts walking towards SpongeBob] All right. Now you're just acting silly. I want you to... [Mr. Krabs turns into a Krabby Patty again]
SpongeBob: No, don't eat me! I'm too chewy! [Screams and runs outside the kitchen, where his eyes bulge as he notices the customers are now Krabby Patties] Holy shrimp! They're everywhere! [Runs screaming and knocks into a Krabby Patty, falling]
Krabby Patty: [looking at him] blarg.
SpongeBob: [Running and screaming. He starts screaming at two Krabby Patties sitting at a table, then one going to the bathroom and then screaming and pointing at Tom.]
Sally: I told you that shirt was hideous. [SpongeBob screams again]
Man Ray: I think we should hold an intervention for Spongebob.
Me: Good idea.
Lily: Now guys!
We got up.
Lily: Everyone! This version of Mr. Krabs is a cheapskate and a fraud and a thief!
Everyone gasped!
Man Ray: Spongebob, look at yourself! Do you really think you can keep working here when you're tired?!
Spongebob:...yes!
Squidward: Whatever you guys are up to, count me in! I can't stand this lunacy anymore!
Me: And you need it too! (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)
SLEEPING DRAGON MAGISWORD!
I fired energy blasts and it hit them and they fell asleep.
Out like a light!
We put blankets on them.
Nico: Be right back. (ACTIVATES REVERSE FLASH'S RIDEWATCH)
ZOOM!
Nico ran and put SpongeBob and Squidward in their beds and came back.
Nico: I'm back.
Me: Good idea.
Lily: Now that that's taken care of we got some incriminating evidence.
The Police came.
Officer: Lets hear it.
She pulled out a massively huge book and it had all of Mr. Krabs's activities he did in it.
Eugene Harold Krabs (b. November 30, 1942), better known as Mr. Krabs, is a major character in Nickelodeon's SpongeBob SquarePants franchise. He is the money-obsessed founder of the Krusty Krab and just like Spongebob, he is business rivals with Plankton.
Although he is one of the series protagonists, Mr. Krabs is frequently known for having a villainous side throughout the series' run, and can even be seen as the main antagonist in several episodes. He has been shown mistreating his employees as slaves and using them for personal and financial gain, serving no consideration for almost anyone (including his own daughter) unless money is involved, and is shown to show absolutely no respect for Plankton at his most harmless, even if it means driving him to suicide for his own amusement. Those continuous traits overtime serve him as an antagonistic or yet, an outright villainous character on multiple occasions. In fairness, however, his cheapness is all to blame for which as he deep down does care about SpongeBob, and his daughter Pearl at heart.
In the films, he is a major character in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, the central antagonist in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge out of Water, and the tritagonist in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run.
He is voiced by Clancy Brown, who also played Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption, Viking Lofgren in Bad Boys, the Kurgan in the Highlander film franchise, Lex Luthor in the DCAU and other DC animated works, Mr Freeze in The Batman, Uka Uka and Dr. Neo Cortex in the Crash Bandicoot franchise, Hades in God of War III, Trident, Undertow, and Parallax in Green Lantern, Baron Praxis in Jak II, Taskmaster in Ultimate Spider-Man, Rahzar in the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series, Gunmar in Tales of Arcadia, Ray Schoonover in Marvel's Daredevil, and Surtur in Thor: Ragnarok. While in a few video games, he is voiced by Joe Whyte and Bob Joles. In SpongeBob SquarePants: Typing, he is voiced by Patrick Pinney. In the Broadway musical adaptation, he was portrayed by Brian Ray Norris.
Since the beginning of the series, Mr. Krabs' overall characterization has become more and more negative. Sometimes, he becomes the villain in some episodes of the show, with Mr. Krabs being just as bad as, if not worse than, Plankton himself.
Although he had moral standards and was a reasonable father figure for SpongeBob at times despite his greedy and recurring antagonistic behavior, the Post-First-Movie Seasons utterly removed it all in favor of more out of character moments where he's much more villainous. Subsequently, this turned him into a full-blown Protagonist Villain who proved time and time again more detestable than Plankton in his worst episodes.
Even prior to controversial Post-First-Movie Seasons, Mr. Krabs does have fair records of villainous and antagonistic acts, notably his recurring tendency to exploit his employees and even exhibits unnecessary sadism towards torturing Plankton upon the latter's defeat. Krab's most prominent antagonistic role, as well as only instance where he truly came close to, if not outright crossing Moral Event Horizon without the franchise's degradation, is Jellyfish Hunter where he abuses captured jellyfish in favor of producing as much jellyfish jelly as he can and nearly eradicate them all had the blue jellyfish save the day by exposing his crime on SpongeBob. He was also willing to harm SpongeBob for attempting to foil his scheme.
Other examples include trying to kill Squidward so that he could make money from his art, trying to con Patrick out of his coupon, and several other crimes. As with most characters, however, his morality depends on who is in-charge of writing the episode. One should also note that while it doesn't excuse his actions, he did try to convince Squidward to leave, so he wouldn't have to resort to murdering him.
A hideous and demonic version of Mr. Krabs that appeared for one second in the episode "Jellyfish Hunter", and now is seen frequently in videos on the internet is called Moar Krabs.
Background
Eugene Harold Krabs was born on November 30, 1942, being born with the blood of a pirate to Victor and Betsy Krabs and grew up from humble beginnings. He was bullied, mistreated and ostracized at school for being poor and ironically his only friend was Sheldon J. Plankton, who is to be his arch-nemesis. At some point during his youth he was sent to live with his grandfather, Redbeard the pirate, who mostly taught and raised him. During his preteen years, he took over the family ship, the Krusty Krab. However, he realized he was not making a profit, so he decided to run away with his grandfather's last words haunting him, "A pirate never lies". He then joined the Pacific Navy. Krabs earned the nickname Armor Abs Krabs, and the title of being the manliest of the crew. His shipmates were Torpedo Belly, Mutton Chop, Iron Eye, and Lockjaw Jones. Krabs's manhood began after the war, where he was secluded in the deep depression that seemed endless. His luck changed when he bought a local bankrupt retirement home, "The Rusty Krab", which he decided to turn into a restaurant, adding a K to "Rusty", thus making it the Krusty Krab after his pirate ship. He decided to go into business, selling his family's Krabby Patty burgers. The Krusty Krab was extremely successful from the beginning, and has for years stood as Bikini Bottom's premiere daytime eatery. Said success resulted in Krabs becoming greedier over time.
At some point of his life, he was the head chef of the S.S. Diarrhea and cleaned the bathrooms on the S.S. Gourmet. Krabs's arch business rival is his one-time friend Plankton, who owns a restaurant called the Chum Bucket literally right across the street from the Krusty Krab. Plankton, a mad scientist and a technological and scientific genius, constantly attempts to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula, frequently using his various robots and other creations. This, along with bitterness that stems from their former friendship, resulted in them competing with each other for several decades.
Occasionally, Plankton uses other tactics besides stealing the formula in order to hinder Krabs and attract customers to him. However, all of Plankton's schemes are doomed to fail, and are constantly thwarted by Krabs, with help from SpongeBob, Patrick, and other allies with some being undone by Plankton's shortcomings. On multiple occasions, Plankton states that he has never had a single customer (however, in some recent episodes, such as "Chum Caverns", Plankton's plots do give him brief success).
In The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Mr. Krabs opens The Krusty Krab 2, right next door to the original Krusty Krab. He chooses Squidward to manage the restaurant despite his poor treatment of customers, much to SpongeBob's dismay. However, at the end of the movie, (after SpongeBob saves Bikini Bottom and Krabs's life), he is appointed new manager of the Krusty Krab 2. In "Squilliam Returns", Krabs works as the chef in Squidward's fancy new version of the Krusty Krab, but is apparently a terrible cook, creating a disgusting and freakish "appetizer", which eventually comes to life and begins attacking the restaurant's patrons. Even though he weighs 5 ounces, in one of the episodes he says he only put on a couple of pounds.
Before he established the restaurant, he tried to open a business along with his former best friend, Plankton. Their first customer was Old Man Jenkins, which their burger poisoned. Plankton and Krabs blamed each other and fought over the recipe, resulting with ingredients dropped into the meat, which became the Krabby Patty. At the end, Plankton only got one ingredient: Chum.
Krabs was a Navy cadet for some time and retired to running a business again. He bought a retirement home named the Rusty Krab and made it a restaurant. Currently, he has two employees: one loyal and hardworking and the other who does not care about his job and sleeps during his shifts. Occasionally, he would have extra employees to boost his success often being better without them in the end because they either aren't as loyal as SpongeBob, or even lazier than Squidward. Less often, he works for someone else or had another business. Sometimes, he leaves either SpongeBob or Squidward in-charge when he isn't around.
In some episodes such as "Culture Shock" and "Squirrel Jokes", he provided entertainment to the customers. Other businesses that he owned include the Pretty Patties restaurant and the Kuddly Krab, which were not successful in the end. In The Krabby Kronicle, he was the editor-in-chief of the newspaper that he used to advertise the Krusty Krab. However, him forcing SpongeBob to write lies about the citizens of meant forced him to stop publishing them. During Squilliam Returns, he served as the chef for the "five star restaurant" that Squidward "owned" with him letting Squidward use his restaurant as he hated Squilliam almost as much. He looked for a job when he was looking for something to do which led him to become the dishwasher in "Selling Out".
Some restaurants or businesses that he owned were a reformed version of the original Krusty Krab, a separate store, or a different idea. Some changes of the Krusty Krab turned the restaurant into others like the Kuddly Krab, 5 Star Krusty Krab, Krabby O'Monday's and The Krusty Sponge. Separate restaurants include the Pretty Patties Store and Krusty Krab 2. New ideas were made such as hotels like Krusty Towers Hotel.
Villainous Acts
Mr. Krabs had an extremely prevalent villainous acts and plays a recurring villainous role due to his greed mostly because he's the villain side in conning and criminality as well as committing illegal misdemeanors and felonies at occasions. When it comes to his business rival, Plankton, their rivalry corrupted Mr. Krabs to the point where he takes pure joy in Plankton's suffering and refuses to let him have any form of happiness or even a single customer. He goes as far as being the aggressor without Plankton even plotting to steal the formula. He even breaks boundaries Plankton doesn't.
Mr. Krabs often couldn't care less about his employees, treating them as if he owned them. He breaks several worker's rights laws as if they are nonexistent to him, leading to even free labor at times. He'll bill his employees instead of giving them their paychecks ("Squid on Strike" and "Big Pink Loser"), have them replaced when they go on strike ("Squid on Strike"), pay them with fake money ("One Coarse Meal"), make them work 24 hours a day for over a month ("Graveyard Shift" and "Fear of a Krabby Patty"), hunt them down to drag them into work early, put them in bad working conditions ("Fear of a Krabby Patty"), claim their prize money as his own ("Lame and Fortune" and almost in "Krusty Krushers"), steal their tips ("Krusty Krab Talent Show"), force them into labor even outside of work ("Sanitation Insanity"), and force them to do his sentences while he relaxes and later takes credit ("Sanitation Insanity"). He especially abuses SpongeBob's kindness, loyalty, and obliviousness, which almost always succeeds.
His cheap nature also makes him put a price on everything if it means he'll make at least one penny. This includes ridiculous things such as napkins ("Imitation Krabs") and using the bathroom ("SpongeBob You're Fired"). He even makes his employees pay extra for his various scams, such as when he pretended to be an automatic voice message just to make SpongeBob put another coin in the phone booth ("Spongicus"). One of his most cheap actions was when he made his customers pay a dollar for every step they took ("Kracked Krabs").
His lust for money even forces himself to actually steal money. An obvious example being when he used Gary to steal coins from civilians ("The Cent of Money"). He'll even steal the property of others so he won't have to spend any money ("Life of Crime," "Growth Spout," and "Hello Bikini Bottom!"). He'll also steal for his own profit ("The Smoking Peanut" and "The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom").
Season 1
Help Wanted: He and Squidward get rid of SpongeBob by tricking him into buying hydrodynamic spatula from Barg'N-Mart, but he actually buy it for real and saved both from the anchovies. After that, he rewarded SpongeBob by hired him as a fry cook.
Pizza Delivery: He antagonized Squidward by making him deliver the Krusty Krab Pizza with SpongeBob. This is also a labor law violation because it was closing time before the pizza order even began. Furthermore, he likely made them continue working right afterwards despite the delivery taking all night.
Pickles: It is revealed that the Krusty Krab has a refund policy, but Mr. Krabs had it written very small on the sign that it was almost impossible to see. Despite losing $2 from the refund, he takes it out of SpongeBob's paycheck.
Squeaky Boots: He took SpongeBob's boots away from him, because of the squeaky noise. The squeaky noise hallucination forced him to tell the truth (similar to the Narrator of "The Tell-Tale Heart"), and he did so. He then went insane and started eating the boots to make sure all the squeaking noise doesn't come back to annoy him. At the end of the episode, he got the hiccups sounding exactly like the squeaky noise of the boots, much to his dismay.
Culture Shock: He charged his customers to throw food at Squidward.
Karate Choppers: He threatened to fire SpongeBob to if he won't stop doing karate (even out of worktime) after he strikes one of the customers thinking he was a disguised Sandy. When he saw SpongeBob get attacked by Sandy (in that moment SpongeBob wasn't doing anything and it was clearly visible) he fires SpongeBob, causing him to cry. He rehired him only after Sandy explained to him that SpongeBob tried to tell her, but she would not listen.
Arrgh!: This is the first episode where Krabs is entirely the main antagonist of an episode. His first notorious deed was he hired Patrick just so he can fire him. Then, he kept harassing SpongeBob and intruded his pineapple house just to keep playing their treasure hunt board game, as SpongeBob is exhausted and wants to go to sleep. During that time, when Fred the fish comes in to the Krusty Krab for a Krabby Patty, Mr. Krabs literally throws him out. The next morning, Mr. Krabs gets SpongeBob and Patrick to be pirates and help him find the Flying Dutchman's treasure. He becomes a tyrannical control freak towards the two, condemning them that they're tired and hungry from the treasure hunt, then makes them sleep on the cold ground while he himself gets a warm tent. The two eventually see that Mr. Krabs was using their gameboard as a map. When they find the treasure, Krabs refuses to share it. SpongeBob and Patrick get fed up with Krabs' greed and fight over the treasure chest, then when the Flying Dutchman gets angry at how loud their arguing is and that they dug up his treasure, Krabs immediately incriminates SpongeBob and Patrick. In a twist of irony, the Dutchman rewards the latter two with actual gold doubloons and only gives plastic to Krabs.
Hooky: He reveals that no one at the Krusty Krab has taken a break "Since the chum famine of 59", and he gets mad at SpongeBob for taking a break. This is illegal, as all employees are entitled to a break. Mr. Krabs and Squidward humiliate SpongeBob in front of Pearl and her friends by "Hooking" his pants and making him take off his underwear. This was to get him to never play on the hooks again.
Neptune's Spatula: After telling SpongeBob he has full confidence that SpongeBob will win the fry cook challenge, Mr. Krabs bets all his money on Neptune winning. However, SpongeBob was declared the winner and Mr. Krabs started crying. SpongeBob, thinking Krabs is crying since the former is being forced by Neptune to move to Atlantis to be a fry cook, tries to assure Krabs he'll miss him too, but instead, Mr. Krabs is crying about losing all the money he bet on King Neptune.
Season 2
Big Pink Loser: Despite Mr. Krabs' nonexistent appearance in this episode, he hires Patrick so he can pay him $50 an hour to work at the Krusty Krab. It is also revealed that SpongeBob had to pay Mr. Krabs $100 an hour when he started working. These actions are obviously illegal and have no given reason besides making more self-profit.
Bubble Buddy: Makes Squidward cater to Bubble Buddy, threatening to make his life miserable otherwise. Later he joins Squidward and everyone else in popping Bubble Buddy because SpongeBob had paid Krabs in (worthless) bubble-money for expensive services and food until they found out he was alive.
Patty Hype: Despite he and Squidward makes fun of SpongeBob's pretty patty ideas, he later takes over SpongeBob's Pretty Patties stand so he can earn money to take advantage of its financial success. However, the Pretty Patties turned out to have side effects that angered the customers. After pointing out the Patties added unnatural color to their appearances and demanding refunds, Mr. Krabs then ran away screaming in fear (because he's worried he'll lose his money, not because the crowd is angry at him). The angry mob of color-mutated fish may have caught up on Mr. Krabs and physically beat him up.
Life of Crime: Steals various objects from people and lies to SpongeBob and Patrick about borrowing. The lesson he taught them caused them to fight after a candy bar incident and the lollipop incident (Patrick also accused the policemen).
The Smoking Peanut: Mr. Krabs steals Clamu's pearl and abuses Free Day. SpongeBob believed he was the one who did it, but it was Patrick who became the scapegoat and people threw peanuts at him as revenge. The zookeeper explains Mr. Krabs angered Clamu by stealing her egg (containing a baby clam). Mr. Krabs doesn't apologize, only making up the excuse "But it's Free Day!" and the fish all throw peanuts at him. Off-screen, Mr. Krabs presumably was arrested by the police for petty theft.
Graveyard Shift: Made his employees work 24 hours without a break or hiring extra employees for the night shift (much to Squidward's dismay).
Sailor Mouth: He used foul language along with SpongeBob and Patrick after explaining to them about swearing and was about to punish them by making them paint the restaurant. However, this only began when he stubbed his foot and lost his temper from the pain. He also stole a coin from his mom's pocket when she fainted.
Jellyfish Hunter: Tricks SpongeBob into collecting jellyfish. SpongeBob soon discovers that Mr. Krabs is squeezing jelly out of them so more Jelly Krabby Patties can be made (this even kills off lots of jellyfish up to where the factory resorted to using barrels to store their dead bodies). Unfortunately, the jellyfish became an endangered species because of Mr. Krabs. The jellyfish are set free and sting Mr. Krabs all at once, burning and electrocuting his body. He has no choice but to take jelly off the menu. This is the episode where Moar Krabs meme begins.
Krusty Love: He puts SpongeBob in charge of his money on his date with Mrs. Puff so that he does not end up spending it all, yet demands SpongeBob to buy several increasingly unnecessary items for her before they even leave her house to go to the park, and still getting mad at SpongeBob just for doing what he was told. Eventually, SpongeBob loses his temper and gives Mr. Krabs a verbal scolding before walking off in a huff.
The Fry Cook Games: He and Plankton turn SpongeBob and Patrick against each other by making them compete in the Fry cook games and even make them fight each other.
Squid on Strike: He refuses to pay his employees and instead makes them pay him for reasons as ridiculous as breathing and existing. Forcefully charges his employees for their "slacking", even though the stuff they did on the slacking list were needed to do their jobs (such as existing, talking, standing) and fired both of them. After SpongeBob destroyed the Krusty Krab in revenge, Mr. Krabs forces him and Squidward to pay for the damages by working for him "FOREVER". The next scene cuts to SpongeBob and Squidward still working even after they've been reduced to skeletons.
Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm: When Sandy said she would catch the worm if they're willing to pay, Mr. Krabs freaks out and says he would rather have the worm eat everyone alive than to get a cent out of him.
Season 3
The Algae's Always Greener: After Plankton and Mr. Krabs switch lives, Mr. Krabs who is stark naked follows Plankton's motive to steal the secret formula.
My Pretty Seahorse: Mr. Krabs tried to get rid of Mystery (in which SpongeBob tries to hide her from him and Squidward). He told SpongeBob about a story about losing a friend (actually a dollar he spent on soda) which inspired SpongeBob to release Mystery into the wild. It should be noted that Mr. Krabs wished for Mystery to be given up as he noticed she was not enjoying her unnatural surroundings and did console SpongeBob when he tearfully gave up Mystery stating he had done the right thing for her. After Mystery does gallop away, Mr. Krabs tries to comfort SpongeBob who is lamenting her (as Krabs is in a good mood about having gotten rid of Mystery), Squidward teases that Mystery managed to eat the Krusty Krabs's cash reserves and therefore Krabs yells at SpongeBob to quickly get her back. The audience can imply that SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs never found Mystery since she didn't make another appearance and so Mr. Krabs never recovered the money she ate.
Nasty Patty: Forces SpongeBob to help him make a Nasty Patty by threatening to fire him, because he thought the health inspector in his restaurant was a phony. He along with SpongeBob try to get rid of the "body" which was still alive, getting the health inspector injured more and more.
The Sponge Who Could Fly (Lost Episode): Mr. Krabs along with everyone else in Bikini Bottom took advantage of SpongeBob and his flying pants by making him do their favors.
One Krabs's Trash: Mr. Krabs tries to take back a soda-drinking hat he sold to SpongeBob after hearing about its price. He scares SpongeBob out of it with a paper ghost and defiles a grave to get it back, only to find out it was worthless. He also kills an army of skeloton people who just wanted the hat back.
As Seen on TV: When he sees that the Krusty Krab commercial Squidward set up looks expensive (despite it all being necessary), Mr. Krabs scolds Squidward and angrily fires all the crew members except a clown (who ends up leaving anyway). Despite Squidward's chagrin, He decides to make the commercial using "the cheapest crew in the world" (himself, Squidward, Pearl, and SpongeBob (who has a small background role)), which turns out to be terrible and at a time that no one (except SpongeBob (because of his loyalty)) is awake to watch it.
Can You Spare A Dime?: He is the overarching antagonist of the episode as he accuses Squidward for stealing his first dime, causing him to quit and eventually lose his house, forcing him to move in with SpongeBob and make him do stuff for him. When SpongeBob confronts him, he refuses to rehire Squidward until SpongeBob shakes him in anger, causing the dime to fall out of his pocket, revealing he had it the whole time. He then accuses Squidward for putting the dime in his pants at the end of the episode.
Wet Painters: Asks SpongeBob and Patrick to paint the walls of his house and messes with them by scaring them into thinking the paint they were using was permanent and tells them if any paint got onto anything but wall, he would chop their butts off. After they get some on his first dollar, he licks it off and confesses his lie and that it comes off with saliva and laughs while the two walk out angrily. He then accidently ruins SpongeBob and Patrick's work by laughing about his own joke, causing saliva to hit the walls. It was noted that his first dollar came from his childhood.
Clams: After he got his million dollar, he cheaply invited SpongeBob and Squidward to go clam fishing with him, much to Squidward's dismay. As Squidward was injured, Mr. Krabs couldn't care about that. However, he lost his million dollar and refuse to accept his loss. Because Squidward reluctantly promises to help him get the dollar back, Mr. Krabs told both that they cannot leave until they got him his dollar back. After waiting for a clam to come for days, Squidward initially tricked Mr. Krabs into thinking that they got a million dollar, but Mr. Krabs guesses it. Because of this, he throws away the food, made SpongeBob and Squidward stay in the fishing boat, and holds them hostage to get back his millionth dollar from a giant clam. It gets worse when he refuses to take another dollar Squidward had (he uses them as a bait to lure a clam). He gets his dollar back after trading his body, minus his head and one of his arms, with the clam. This was also the first time Mr. Krabs nearly crossed the Moral Event Horizon.
Mid-Life Crustacean: Mr. Krabs goes through a mid-life crisis and does several activities with SpongeBob and Patrick to feel young again. After doing several activities, SpongeBob and Patrick asks him "are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?" Feeling embarrassed, he then says "I'm feeling like a total barnacle-head!" And throws the kids off him. After insulting SpongeBob and Patrick, Patrick convinces him to do "The Panty Raid." He then breaks into an unsuspecting victim's house to steal their underwear which he finds out to be his mother, something SpongeBob and Patrick didn't tell him, which makes her ground him for the rest of the night, although he forgives them in the end. Most likely due to complaints from audiences about the "panty raid" scene, the episode was eventually removed from further rotation and was also excluded from Paramount+, but can still be found on home media releases.
Born Again Krabs: Tries to sell a rotten Krabby Patty to customers. He gets sick after eating it and is persuaded to be generous by the Flying Dutchman. However, after realizing it wasn't a dream, he steals back toys from children, soda from a customer, stopped another customer from watching free TV, nearly rips someone's arm off for a penny, and trades SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents. Squidward was the one who was horrified that Mr. Krabs would sell SpongeBob's soul, especially when SpongeBob defended Krabs. Luckily, Krabs regretted selling out SpongeBob and disavowed the 62 cents.
Krabby Land: Creates a bogus theme park made of garbage and masquerades as a clown so he can collect children's money. This brings SpongeBob to tears, and the children beat Mr. Krabs up and take his money after finding out he didn't care one bit about them, only their money. As punishment for his scam, Mr. Krabs gets forced to eat a truckload of lima beans. Also, doesn't show any concern when SpongeBob is injured entertaining the children.
Pranks a Lot: Shows SpongeBob and Patrick naked to people in the Krusty Krab. This was to teach him a lesson to never scare people again.
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
In the first feature-length movie based on SpongeBob SquarePants, he cons out Mrs. Puff to pay nine dollars for the press conference of the Krusty Krab 2's grand opening, and had Sandy pay an additional dollar for the fact that she is a land creature, making it a rip-off. Despite SpongeBob being a great and most loyal fry cook from day one, he gives the job of manager to Squidward since SpongeBob is "just a kid" (despite it being confirmed that he's an adult) and Squidward is "more mature" than him (even though SpongeBob is his most loyal employee and loves his job unlike Squidward who is shown to be a lazy employee and clearly hates his job) leads to SpongeBob going into developing depression. The next day, after assuming that King Neptune is coming to the Krusty Krab 2 to eat, he changes the cost of a Krabby Patty with cheese from $1 to $101 in an attempt to get more money off of him. His karma is when King Neptune claims that he is only here to retrieve his crown (which Plankton stole and framed Mr. Krabs for with an obviously fake note) and threatens to kill him once learning that the crown was in the forbidden Shell City. Later, he finally receives the karma he deserves for the many years of mistreating his rival when Plankton finally steals the secret formula and starts selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. Mr. Krabs was forced to watch this while being unable to stop him since he was frozen in place by King Neptune.
Season 4
Fear of a Krabby Patty: Plankton makes Mr. Krabs open Krusty Krab for 24 hours after seeing that Plankton opens the Chum Bucket for 23 hours, but he's unaware that it is part of Plankton's plan, making Squidward upset, and SpongeBob fearing Krabby Patties (although he conquered his fear by sleep). He then works SpongeBob, Squidward, and even himself to near death for 43 restless days straight, not letting any of them even go home and didn't cared if they lacked any sleep because of this. In the end, he decides that 23 hours a day is enough.
This is the second time he kept the restaurant open for 24 hours; the first time was in Graveyard Shift. However, unlike the aforementioned episode, he stays at the Krusty Krab with his employees, thus suffering from the same lack of sleep that they do.
The Lost Mattress: When Squidward tells Mr. Krabs he threw away his old mattress, Mr. Krabs attacks Squidward and antagonizes him because all his money was in the mattress, which Squidward didn't know about. When he falls into a cash coma, Squidward, SpongeBob, and Patrick head to the dump to get the mattress, resulting in Squidward getting repeatedly attack by a guard worm.
Krabs vs. Plankton: Mr. Krabs was being negligent by not putting a wet floor sign on the ground, which has the possibility of injury. Being that he is the owner of the Krusty Krab he has a duty of care, but failed to meet with this standard of care. Plankton then uses this as a excuse to sue Mr. Krabs to get the secret formula. Fortunately, Krabs manages to win the case with SpongeBob's help. Squidward also reveals he hasn't had a day off in over 3 years, which is illegal, as all employees have to have days off throughout the year.
Have You Seen This Snail?: Neglects SpongeBob's depressed state and doesn't even bother to understand him and ask him what's his problem, only to focus on the amount of his tears being dropped onto the patties that the customers are asking for refunds, informing him that working more should help as an attempt to increase self-profit. As karma for his insensitive nature and his petty greed, SpongeBob leaves his job until further notice to work harder to find Gary, much to Mr. Krabs' shock at the realization.
Skill Crane: Took advantage of Squidward's obsession over the new crane machine to pay him in quarters only, just as he was in the middle of being broke. Mr. Krabs may have later encouraged him to keep going, but only because Squidward was making him rich and even decided to keep the deed to Squidward's house after he found it in the mass of quarters he took out of the machine.
Selling Out: He kills a bird with a book while he sings his "Feeling Of Greed" song.
Krusty Towers: Plagiarizes the motto of the hotel he visited into the Krusty Towers making Squidward miserable. Squidward quit and returned as a customer ragging Mr. Krabs the same way he did with him. At the end of the episode, he decides to build a hospital and force his employees to become doctors making Squidward miserable again.
Whale of a Birthday: It is revealed that Pearl's social life had become crippled overtime as her birthday parties also go in shambles due to Mr. Krabs' cheap nature. He also originally plans to give Pearl nothing despite being oblivious of his daughter's 16th birthday and her age. He initially agrees to grant Pearl her wishes, but then goes back on his word by changing just about everything on her list to make them "even better," such as hanging a banner that reads "It's a Boy!", x-ed out to say "Girl", serving stale popcorn instead of fresh, serving dishwater instead of punch, having a statue made of raw Krabby Patty meat by Squidward instead of ice by a professional, using cardboard instead of an actual cake (although it still had frosting), and having Squidward perform instead of Pearl's favorite boy band, the Boys Who Cry. Because of this, Pearl's 16th birthday is at first, horrible, causing her to run outside in tears, but she manages to get a lot of presents, including a boat and the Boys Who Cry, bought by SpongeBob through Mr. Krabs' credit card, which was most likely maxed out. Mr. Krabs intends to chastise SpongeBob for it, but the fry cook lucks out when Pearl praises her father, despite not learning anything from his cheap nature.
Wishing You Well: Plans a wishing well scheme to increase self-profit. During that, he put SpongeBob in there so he can get the coins, saying he'll see him in 8 hours, not even promising he'll let him out. Later that night, after getting some coins in his well, as expected, he wouldn't let SpongeBob and Patrick leave just so he can get more coins from any late-night wishers. He also didn't bother planning on paying Patrick for staying in the well. Near the end of the episode, he told SpongeBob that there is no such thing as magic (even though SpongeBob and Patrick struck magic down the well) and regardless of seeing Sandy, Mrs. Puff, and Plankton's wishes coming true, he still didn't believe him. To prove SpongeBob wrong, Mr. Krabs wished he was served as a meal, but in the end, ends up playing himself when he ends up on a plate as a man prepare to eat him. Before being eaten, Mr. Krabs cried that he now believes in magic in hopes of it getting reversed, thus karma strikes again.
New Leaf: When Plankton surrenders and tells Krabs he's done competing with him, he decides to open a souvenir shop and quit the food business. Mr. Krabs does not believe this, and he confronts Plankton and goes on a rage. He destroys his new gift shop and smashes all of his Nic Nacks. Although this was an elaborate scheme to get the Krabby Patty formula, Plankton never revealed it until the end of the episode. In the end, he gave Plankton a fake secret formula and then taunted at him for this.
Once Bitten: He and the Bikini Bottomites attempt to kill Gary for "infecting" everyone despite SpongeBob's desperate pleas.
Bummer Vacation: Keeps SpongeBob away from the Krusty Krab to avoid paying a fine to the Fry Cook labor union, eventually leaving him lost in the forest. Doing so, he managed to save five cents - more than what SpongeBob makes in a year.
Rule of Dumb: When SpongeBob and Patrick comes to the Krusty Krab, he thought that Patrick was the king and offered him to eat in the Krusty Krab in hopes of getting a lot of money. After hearing all free, he then proceed to kicks both out of the restaurant.
Born To Be Wild: Invites the Mild Ones to the Krusty Krab much to SpongeBob's chagrin. Counts as an antagonism because SpongeBob still mistook the Mild Ones as the Wild Ones.
Season 5
Le Big Switch: He sells Squidward when he goes bankrupt.
The Original Fry Cook: During a flashback of Jim's relationship with Mr. Krabs at his former job at the Krusty Krab, he constantly tries to change the subject when Jim was generously asking him for a raise on his paycheck at the end of every week, much to reveal how cheap he really is at nature. When Jim is finally able to demand a raise, Mr. Krabs mockingly laughs as if he just heard a hilarious joke, causing him to quit. Despite not learning anything from it, he manipulates SpongeBob into making him think that his cheap nature is what benefits everything, only for financial gain, still finding Jim's "joke" hilarious to date.
Krabs à la Mode: Refuses to have the thermostat changed from 62° to save money. He even enforces this rule when it is obvious there are icicles on the ceiling and the floor is ice. This shows that he is too stupid and oblivious to the fact that the temperature was not 62° and was more concerned about saving money. After Plankton revealed to him that the temperature was -15°, it is unknown if he felt guilty for not believing Squidward. His karma for being too stubborn was being frozen by Plankton several times. At the end of the episode, he is seen drinking a frozen Plankton from a glass of lemonade.
Money Talks: Does not listen to his money when they want to be spent on objects. He also kicks an elderly couple out of their seat after being bribed by a fish who wanted the seat. This episode also shows that he has sold his soul to many demons, depressing the Flying Dutchman. He also sold his soul to SpongeBob because he was five cents short on payday.
The Krusty Sponge: Mr. Krabs makes Squidward cook spongey patties (rotten patties), thus poisoning the customers and bringing himself to court. He made Squidward ride the judge around on a train to pay.
The Krusty Plate: Instructs SpongeBob to clean up a plate and to not leave work without doing so, yet angrily chases after SpongeBob at the end despite all of the best attempts he did to complete his task. In which case his neglect by leaving him alone essentially makes him responsible for the Krusty Krab's accidental damage to begin with.
Atlantis Squarepantis: Opened an illegal stand by a museum, which had free admission, and forced an old woman to pay for entering. Then the woman told a guard on him causing Mr. Krabs to run away from him. He later threatened Squidward and forced him to help him steal a lightbulb from a nearby streetlight because Squidward told him earlier they were made with diamonds.
What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?: After SpongeBob accidently deep fried his money and himself, he angrily kicks him out of the Krusty Krab and calls him an "Idiot boy". In the next day, he read a note SpongeBob left in his house from Patrick and Sandy. After reading it, Mr. Krabs felt remorse and guilty because He, Sandy, and Patrick called SpongeBob "Idiot Boy" after SpongeBob accidentally upsets them: ruining Patrick's cake for his mother's birthday, destroying Sandy's new invention: a robot, even though Spongebob didn't mean to. Mr. Krabs not only panics because the latter is gone, but also because he feels guilty for pushing him away.
The Two Faces of Squidward: In an attempt to bring the customers back, Mr. Krabs repeatedly slams the door into Squidward's face, to no avail.
Stanley S. SquarePants: Blames SpongeBob for the damaged things his cousin Stanley broke. SpongeBob may have taken the blame for Stanley at first, but then he started to accuse SpongeBob without question. He also admitted that he denied his own nephews a job at the restaurant and sent them off. Near the end of the episode, he blames SpongeBob for his spatula's destruction, but it is unknown if he felt bad after SpongeBob explained the truth to him. At the end of the episode, he hands Stanley over to Plankton so he can destroy the Chum Bucket even though Plankton didn't try to steal the secret formula in the episode.
Season 6
Penny Foolish: Mr. Krabs sees SpongeBob picking up a "penny" (which is later revealed to be a $500 dollar bill that SpongeBob mistook for a chewed piece of gum) and tries various plans to take it from him, even to the point of breaking into SpongeBob's house with a metal detector. After SpongeBob reveals the truth to him, Mr. Krabs still believes he has one and continues to search for it, digging holes all over SpongeBob's yard looking for it.
Patty Caper: He stole the secret ingredient of the secret formula, so he wouldn't have to pay $1.99 for delivery. When SpongeBob discovered the ingredient was stolen, he and Patrick went around town falsely accusing Plankton, Sandy, Gary, and Squidward of stealing it before telling Mr. Krabs it was gone. He then tried to frame SpongeBob for it to the police, but accidently points the stolen bottle at him, exposing himself as the real thief and is arrested for it. As punishment for stealing the ingredient and attempting to frame his employee for it, he was forced to sell free Krabby Patties all day and watch it go down while being held by the police.
Plankton's Regular: He grows jealous of Plankton having a regular customer (even though he gets way more), and tries to get him to eat at the Krusty Krab. After failing to create good chum, he tries to steal Plankton's secret recipe, only to get trapped by Plankton with SpongeBob under giant spoons. It is revealed at the end of the episode that the "customer" was only eating at the Chum Bucket because Karen was secretly paying him, and Plankton started crying over his failure once again while Mr. Krabs watched with joy.
Krabby Kronicle: He creates a newspaper and makes SpongeBob write lies about people, ruining their lives. SpongeBob tries to stop but Mr. Krabs threatens to take away his spatula. When SpongeBob exposes his scheme in the paper, an enraged crowd (including Sandy, Larry, Mrs. Puff, and Plankton) confront him and take their money back. However, one dollar is left behind and he puts it on the newspaper printer creating counterfeit cash.
The Slumber Party: He was being cheap to his daughter Pearl by giving her crackers with ketchup instead of pizza, and tries to ruin her slumber party by making up ridiculous rules like no laughing, eating snacks, chewing gum etc... Which gets him kicked out of his house, causing him to stay at SpongeBob's house. He vandalizes SpongeBob's house and forces SpongeBob spy on Pearl and her friends against his will. After Pearl's party is accidently ruined by SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs is forced to spend his money for a new party at Goo Lagoon as his punishment for not trusting Pearl.
No Nose Knows: Mr. Krabs, along with Squidward and Sandy, planned on hurting Patrick and kick him out of town when his new nose causes him to attempt to get rid of every bad smell. But they were immediately stopped by SpongeBob who reminds them that it wasn't Patrick's fault and that they should simply get rid of his nose.
Porous Pockets: He takes advantage of SpongeBob giving out his newly earned fortune to strangers. He also prevents Patrick from going to SpongeBob, believing him to be an obstacle. He asks for more money from SpongeBob, but after SpongeBob realizes all his money is gone, Mr. Krabs rudely reminds SpongeBob to not be late for work tomorrow instead of consoling him for losing all his money.
Krusty Krushers: Puts SpongeBob and Patrick in danger of being killed by huge wrestlers so he can earn the $1,000,000 prize. However, at the end of the fight, SpongeBob and Patrick choose to go to wrestle camp instead, much to Mr. Krabs's dismay.
No Hat for Pat: Made a fortune when Patrick kept falling on his face, disappointing SpongeBob. Eventually, he made Patrick fall into a bucket of spiny sea urchins and while Squidward was falling, he charged the customers more money to watch them both get hurt. SpongeBob tried to stop him, but he wouldn't listen. People took their money back, because only Squidward was hurt and not Patrick. He then realizes it was his hat making him fall. Refusing to accept loss, he made Patrick cry by firing him and taking his Krusty Krab hat away.
Chum Caverns: Invades Plankton's caverns to steal his customers. When Plankton claims what Mr. Krabs is doing is unethical, Mr. Krabs instantly calls all building right under his restaurant without any legal action. When they are all trapped underground, he still has the customers pay to eat, claiming that he should've thought of captive customers sooner. He also forces Plankton to work the cash register since Squidward wasn't there.
Season 7
Tentacle Vision: Mr. Krabs ran an illegal commercial on Squidward's show and had stated on his illegal commercial that he wants to take people's money.
Greasy Buffoons: He and Plankton sell customers greasy food (mostly just grease period). This eventually turns people (including Patrick) into overweight, mindless zombies. Krabs also subtly threatened SpongeBob's job by saying "Questions are a danger to you and a burden to others.". SpongeBob calls a health inspector, resulting in both the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket being shut down until the grease was cleaned up.
Kracked Krabs: Mr. Krabs charged everyone one dollar per footstep as shown in a video tape. After he is disqualified from the contest, he and SpongeBob attempt to steal an entire hotel room.
Growth Spout: He steals numerous food items from characters' houses. Though he only does so to satisfy Pearl's extreme hunger. He maybe stolen all the food so he cannot spent all of his money for food.
Truth or Square: It is revealed that he has cameras watching his friends. He also adds an extra zero to everything on the menu in hopes of getting more money.
One Coarse Meal: It is revealed that Mr. Krabs pays SpongeBob with fake money. On discovering Plankton's crippling fear of whales, Mr. Krabs dresses up as Pearl and terrorizes Plankton for 17 days. He scares Plankton into being too scared to eat dinner, having nightmares, and even trying to commit suicide. It was shown he was cruelly enjoying, even laughing at Plankton's anguish and responded gleefully and uncaring when informed Plankton was trying to kill himself. When SpongeBob tells Plankton what Krabs was doing, he punishes him by trapping him and inviting a mime to the Krusty Krab to terrifying him. In the end, it is unknown if he finally learned his lesson. It was Mr. Krabs' most evil moment in the entire franchise.
The Play's The Thing: Mr. Krabs made money by letting customers throw objects and food at his employees.
Rodeo Daze: When SpongeBob asked Mr. Krabs to help save Sandy, he told him to say it again and leave out anything that had nothing to do with making money.
The Cent of Money: Mr. Krabs uses Gary as a coin magnet. He steals everyone's money, brings Gary to exhaustion, all the while completely ignoring or writing off the poor animal's suffering, and distracts SpongeBob by giving him tedious chores. Mr. Krabs soon receives karma when he is crushed by a tidal wave of money and put in the hospital, where every cent he collected is used up to pay his bill.
A Pal for Gary: He sees SpongeBob bringing his pet snail to work as a way to use Gary for free labor as he hands him a spatula.
Yours, Mine and Mine: He stole a Krabby Patty from a customer (who most likely already paid for it) to turn it into a toy. He also charged a dollar extra for a smaller patty (which is paying more for less). Also, he charges $13.50 for a toy.
Squidward in Clarinetland: He refuses to imply with the Bikini Bottom Labour Regulations because it gives him hives. After Squidward demands a locker, he forced him to share with SpongeBob since it is "required by law." Also, he sweet talked a lady out of 20 bucks.
The Curse of the Hex: Refused to let Madame Hagfish have a Krabby Patty and takes away the Krabby Patties SpongeBob made for Madame Hagfish, throws them in the garbage, and tells SpongeBob they would be coming out of his paycheck. He later gets his karma when Madame Hagfish curses the Krusty Krab, (it is later revealed she merely placed a "closed" sign in front of the restaurant,) and no customers show up. He is then forced to retrieve a doubloon from a giant golden eel to get her to undo the "curse." After they succeed in getting the doubloon, Madame Hagfish keeps her word and removed the sign. Later, the same eel from earlier shows up in the restaurant and scares the customers away.
The Wreck of the Mauna Loa: Mr. Krabs makes SpongeBob and Patrick show them their secret hideout believing it to be a shipwreck with a massive treasure. He later discovers the ship was really an abandoned amusement park ride based on the same ship he believed it was. He then reopened the ride to the public without even having it restored, resulting in the ship falling apart. Most of the people riding it are injured due to the ride being unsafe and Mr. Krabs was arrested for public endangerment and the ride is condemned, resulting in SpongeBob and Patrick losing their hideout.
Buried in Time: Mr. Krabs accidentally bury SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward who still in the time capsule. Although in his defense, he probably did not know they were in the time capsule.
Model Sponge: He fired SpongeBob from the Krusty Krab since he thought that Krabs said he was going to let the "little one" go. This is false as he actually let his pet scallop go.
Season 8
Accidents Will Happen: Mentioned that he stole the surveillance camera from airport and installed it in the storage room. When he finds out Squidward was lying about being injured, he makes him do the same stuff Squidward made him do throughout the episode.
The Googly Artiste: Adds Artistic Advice on the menu for $25 after Squidward said it wasn't on the menu, and forces him to give advice to Patrick. Then while Mr. Krabs was scolding Patrick and SpongeBob for taking his customers from him and selling merchandise made from his own, which was illegal, Patrick explained to Mr. Krabs that he was trying to follow Squidward's "advice", making Mr. Krabs blame Squidward for being responsible for his actions. Then Mr. Krabs agrees to let Patrick sell his art, but only he gets payed, and gets Squidward to be his student.
Sponge-Cano!: He nearly tried to take SpongeBob and Squidward's life essences (kill them).
The Masterpiece: He attempts to plagiarize the Sea Chicken Shack to get his customers back. He has Squidward make a statue, but disapproves of the finished masterpiece and calls it a weapon, a doohickey, and a piece of junk. He is later painted gold and has the kids play on him. Squidward stills seems to be mad at him about his disapproval of his art.
Drive Thru: Smashes a hole in the wall for a drive thru window instead of having someone install one properly. Even though SpongeBob bought a microphone and a menu board, Mr. Krabs uses old napkins as a menu board and tin cans as a microphone instead of using the items SpongeBob bought (despite that using the drive through items wouldn't cost Krabs any money at all since they're already paid for). He also forces SpongeBob and Squidward to work extra hard instead of hiring more employees to work for both drive-thru's. When SpongeBob and Squidward tell him that the customers are starting to riot, Mr. Krabs does not believe them until the Krusty Krab sign crashes through the window. Mr. Krabs then smashes more walls in the Krusty Krab, believing that he will make more money if there are more drive thru's, but instead it causes the Krusty Krab to completely fall apart, leaving Krabs to wallow in sadness while SpongeBob attempts to fix everything with toothpaste that runs out immediately.
Frozen Face-Off: Mr. Krabs abandons his team to try to win the sled race by himself with plans of keeping the million dollar prize all to himself without sharing any of it. He later ends up getting frozen and hypocritically believes the others froze him on purpose to keep the money for themselves after Sandy thaws him out, only to learn from Karen that the race was a trick by Plankton to steal the Krabby Patty formula and the price money was fake. He also tells the monster that had been following them throughout the episode to eat Squidward.
Walking the Plankton: He wins two tickets to a cruise, which he first attempted to go by himself. When SpongeBob pointed out that it was two tickets, he decided to only let someone else join him if they agreed to be his unpaid man servant (with SpongeBob agreeing to do so). When he started selling Krabby Patties on the cruise (which he would most likely need a permit for), he tried to scam what he assumed was a rich man into paying $100 on a Krabby Patty. Once he realized it was Plankton however, he had SpongeBob take it back from him without giving him a refund.
Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation: He heads off to go on "vacation" with Pearl and SpongeBob. Once on the road, he purposefully leaves Bikini Bottom and drives by several vacation spots to get Pearl's hopes up, eventually returning to Bikini Bottom and stopping at their true destination, the Bikini Bottom Mint. It can also be said that he lied about it being an actual vacation since it was obviously just a tour experience he didn't have to pay for. Once there, it is obvious that Mr. Krabs had the intention of keeping some of the money made there as he heads onto a conveyer belt. When he redeems himself for his actions throughout the tour by stopping actual robbers, he and SpongeBob are both rewarded dollars with their faces on them. However, Mr. Krabs decides to steal SpongeBob's reward as payment for tagging along on his vacation, only for Pearl to steal both dollars from him as payment for bringing her on a terrible vacation and immediately spent them on shoes right in front of her dad as if they were just regular dollar bills. This karma causes Mr. Krabs to start crying, which destroys the Mint.
Barnacle Face: Decides not to help Pearl with her barnacle acne. It is soon revealed that he has been using grease from Krabby Patties to make the soap used by Pearl, thus revealing the cause for the barnacles. He loses his diamonds because of this and tries to run after Pearl for them.
The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom: Steals growth serum from Sandy's house so he could test it on a Krabby patty to increase the success in his business. This results in a monstrous Krabby patty creature wreaking havoc. He also attempts to prevent SpongeBob and Squidward from leaving the Krusty Krab, telling them to stay and work, even as it is being destroyed and devoured by the monstrous Krabby Patty.
Karen 2.0: He charges his customers to watch Karen and Karen 2.0 fight, and at the end of the episode he makes Squidward wear Karen 2.0's screen like a mask while taking orders, much to Squidward's dismay.
Fiasco!: After his employees are falsely arrested by the police, he only bails out SpongeBob and Patrick, leaving Squidward in jail. It is also obvious why he refused to bail out Plankton, implied that he still hated him.
Free Samples: After Plankton tricks the town into hating Krabby Patties, Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob that they have to do everything in their power to bring them back, with his idea being tripling the prices. He is then convinced by SpongeBob that they should lower the prices instead, which he only does by one cent, even having a disappointed mood about it. It could also be said that he kept all the money SpongeBob made after getting the customers back.
InSPONGEiac: Snaps at SpongeBob and being picky at his work, like too much mustard (101%) and saying the way that he flips Krabby Patties is wrong and kicks him out to get some sleep for he believes he's wasting his profits, claiming that he'd be broke in 411 years. Then after seeing SpongeBob crying out the right amount of mustard, he starts saying it's a terrible thing just to make him cry more.
Chum Fricassee: Tells Squidward that he doesn't value him at all, causing Squidward to get a new job at the Chum Bucket for his cheap nature for a doormat and his years of treating Squidward as if he owns him, and then becomes famous for his grandmother's recipe. Mr. Krabs gets karma from his actions as this nearly causes the Krusty Krab to go out of business. His mistreatment of his employees catches up to him, as Squidward humiliates him as revenge for the years of abuse. When the Chum Bucket is destroyed, he rehires Squidward to be the actual doormat of the restaurant.
Hello Bikini Bottom: When Colonel Carper promotes SpongeBob and Squidward to become a band, Mr. Krabs steals this band for the money they would bring in. He also steals his sound equipment (since his equipment was sabotaged) and takes things from several other people. Basically, he denies Squidward and SpongeBob their happiness (Squidward from performing in concerts and SpongeBob from the Krusty Krab - since he sold it to pay for the tour). He is later forced to giveaway the money he earned from these actions to a long line of angry people he wronged, including Mrs. Puff and Colonel Carper.
Restraining SpongeBob: He remove the star from Krusty Krew employee chart after SpongeBob shows his restraining order. He hires Patrick Star, much to Squidward's dismay.
Season 9
Patrick-Man: He was about to carry groceries for an old woman crossing the street (who is actually The Dirty Bubble in disguise), when he spots a dollar, and then it blows away making him chase after it leaving the old woman behind in the middle of the crosswalk trapped in the middle of cars passing by. He later gets karma when Patrick, trying to be a superhero at the time, believes he is stealing the dollar and places it back on the ground, causing the woman he left behind to take it herself. At the end of the episode, after Patrick defeats the Dirty Bubble, he forces him to clean up the Krusty Krab after he trashes it, showing no gratitude for his actions.
Squid Baby: Doesn't show sympathy for Squidward who was suffering from "head-go-boom-boom-itis."
Safe Deposit Krabs: Tried to take money from the Bikini Bottom Bank, but was kicked out twice. Then he got locked into the money safe becoming savage from hallucinations.
SpongeBob You're Fired: Fires SpongeBob because SpongeBob's salary is a nickel, which is much less than minimum wage. He later relents and rehires SpongeBob after his own horrendous cooking almost destroys his business (he solves the nickel problem by installing a pay toilet).
Tutor Sauce: His driving methods to SpongeBob were illegal. He mentions that he taught Pearl how to drive without her needing a license. After several attempts to teach SpongeBob ultimately causes major damages to the Krusty Krab, he using Gary to stir the wheel to help SpongeBob, only for the police to check on them. Mr. Krabs tells the officer that he isn't a registered driving instructor and instead of getting a ticket (or even having SpongeBob paying for it), he is forced to be a student at Mrs. Puff's Boating School to his shock.
What's Eating Patrick?: Teaches Patrick how to eat in order to win the eating contest, even in means of depriving him from tasting the patties. During the contest, Patrick tries to leave because he was tired of not tasting, only for Krabs to tell him if he does, he bills him, stating that all the training patties become eating patties. While Krabs's threat to Patrick held some morality (such as how the boy and the rest of the town would be upset if they lost the contest yet again), his methods were still harsh to Patrick's esteem of eating.
The Sewers of Bikini Bottom: He, along with Crupski, showed no concern about the customers' safety at the stadium and cared less about the consequences when the plumbing system begins to go haywire.
Larry's Gym: After overhearing Larry about that the opening of the gym is free only for today, Mr. Krabs takes advantage of the opportunity and stays there thoroughly. He even taunts Larry several times (especially when he becomes unfit). However, at the end of the episode, Mr. Krabs becomes cooked from staying in the sauna in preserves from abusing the opportunity.
Lame and Fortune: After Squidward won money as an award for being the most miserable cashier thanks to a fortune cookie, Krabs took the money from Squidward abrasively stating "Me register, me money" (also considered stealing), making Squidward miserable again.
Bulletin Board: He intended on hitting a nice old lady after she refused to tell everyone about her satisfaction. But luckily, he was immediately stopped by SpongeBob. He later destroys the bulletin board after Patrick starts posting notes that people misunderstood, resulting in Krabs losing money. He then forces SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward to join a knitting class with him.
Move It or Lose It: Both he and Plankton won't comply with the law of restaurants having to be more than 100ft of each other, when one of them only has to move a couple inches. This causes both of them to fight.
Mutiny on the Krusty: Acted like a tyrant and abused his power throughout the episode. He cared less about the rip current that's endangering everyone and the only thing he cared about was having his customers spend their money in his restaurant, mostly out of petty crankiness due to the fact that this was the day that he must pay his employees for their service. He even berated and belittled the customers and his workers after being called tyrant and claimed himself as the captain of the restaurant, much to everyone's disdain. He even acted like a spoiled child when he selfishly refused to save the customers from the monster. However, SpongeBob managed to get him to his senses when he almost spent his first dime on candy. At the end of the episode, he forced Squidward and the customers to push the Krusty Krab back to Bikini Bottom, despite performing a heroic act of saving them from a sea monster. He cancels payday for Squidward.
Goodbye, Krabby Patty: He sells the Krusty Krab to sell frozen Krabby patties, and changed the secret formula to have the Krabby Patties being made of sand, which all Bikini Bottom residents ate, and completely changed The Krusty Krab. He shows a lot of greed as he did this to become rich. He also end his friendship between SpongeBob and Patrick. At the end of the episode, Patrick reveals the truth about the patties being made of sand, making everyone who ate one vomit up the sand, resulting in the frozen patties being discontinued, giving Mr. Krabs karma for his greedy actions.
Season 10
Krusty Katering: Lied to a hi-class lady about being a hi-class caterer just so he can get her check, but he did cater for her party (which Patrick ruined in the end).
The Incredible Shrinking Sponge: After SpongeBob accidentally shrinks himself thanks to the grill overheating, Mr. Krabs mistakes him for Plankton. Before SpongeBob could say anything, he tosses his shrunken fry cook to the Chum Bucket. After SpongeBob is kicked back to the Krusty Krab and is mistaken for an action figure, it is only then that Mr. Krabs learns that it's SpongeBob. He decides to take advantage of his small size by only paying him one penny a year.
Lost and Found: Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob go to the Lost and Found to find a kid's teddy fish. Mr. Krabs points out that there's a ladder, making SpongeBob think there was already a ladder there and causing him to fall. A few seconds later, Mr. Krabs throws down the actual ladder, which both hurts SpongeBob and isn't tall enough for him to get out. With SpongeBob gone for so long, he throws Squidward into the Lost and Found so he could look for SpongeBob. Once there, Squidward learns that Mr. Krabs took his clarinets from his locker and put them in the Lost and Found. As time goes on, Mr. Krabs decides to abandon the mission, believing his employees to be forever lost as he closes the hatch. SpongeBob eventually escapes with the teddy fish, the lost children, and a juvenile tylosaurus. Squidward, however, is still trapped in the Lost and Found by the end of the episode, caught in a river and surrounded by prehistoric reptiles in the Lost World.
SpongeBob's Place: He becomes jealous of SpongeBob for getting all the customers' attention. He tries to get rid of him by lying about the restaurant being haunted with ghosts. He tries to cook the same way SpongeBob does, but this fails. He goes over the edge when he traps the customers by putting a river of lava around the restaurant. But this also fails when the customers stretched him into a bridge for them to cross, which resulted in him getting burned, which is considered karma.
Season 11
Spin the Bottle: He selfishly demands the bottle to use it for corruptive matters. He is later shrunk and stuffed into an empty ketchup bottle by the genie Plankton got the bottle from earlier along with Patrick, Squidward, and Plankton as punishment for their greed. When SpongeBob finds the bottle with his friends inside, he merely thinks the ketchup is bad and throws the bottle away.
There's A Sponge In My Soup: He grabs some rotten food from the trash cans in order to make the Krabby Soup, which is against many health code violations.
Krabby Patty Creature Feature: When Sandy and Mr. Krabs create a new Krabby Patty, SpongeBob becomes worried and fears that the patty might be dangerous. SpongeBob attempted to talk Sandy and Mr. Krabs out of it, but they refused to listen to reason. Soon, SpongeBob's worst fears came true when she, Mr. Krabs, and the rest of Bikini Bottom were transformed into Krabby Patty zombies. Since she and Mr. Krabs made the patty, they didn't test to see if it was safe and were unaware of the patty's horrible side-effects. But having been turned into Krabby Patty monsters is considered punishment for failing to see the consequences of making something that could lead to dangerous results. After SpongeBob turned everyone back to normal with Plankton's chum, Sandy and Mr. Krabs both learned their lesson and decided to never sell the Secret Patty again.
Patrick's Coupon: When Patrick was going to buy an ice cream for SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs tried to con Patrick out of the coupon. He almost succeeds in obtaining it from Patrick in exchange for a handshake but Squidward intervenes and reprimands Krabs for taking advantage of Patrick's naïve and gullible nature.
Out of the Picture: After Mr. Krabs finds out that Squidward's art would be valuable if Squidward was "out of the picture," Mr. Krabs sends Squidward on various errands, hoping that he will never return. After nothing works, Mr. Krabs tries to kill Squidward with a mallet. He later receives karma when a piece of the roof falls on him and Squidward, and the same fish who gave him the idea to get rid of Squidward puts them in a museum as an art piece.
Sanitation Insanity: He cared less about the punishment he got from the trash inspectors and forces SpongeBob and Squidward to clean up the mess for him. When he sees them in a trash fight with Patrick, he blatantly lies that they are ruining his hard work, even though he did not clean up any trash. Soon, he gets involved with the trash fight. Luckily, the trash inspectors puts their fight to a stop and Mr. Krabs sadly accepts the punishment by helping SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward clean up the trash, even though Patrick is not seen with them.
Pat the Horse: He forced Patrick to carry a lot of kids on his back to make money. He even did the same thing with Squidward and bragged SpongeBob that his horse is better than Patrick. He and SpongeBob challenged to a race to see who gets to deliver the food to a customer at Black Devil Bay first. During the race, he cheated in hopes of winning even though Sandy told them not to, which means that Mr. Krabs doesn't want to play fair. He even impersonated an officer during the race which almost lead him to getting arrested by the police. He eventually wins the race due to Patrick eating the delivery, but gets the punishment he deserves when Patrick steals his arms and starts acting like a real crab.
Bottle Burglars: He stuffs both SpongeBob and Squidward in the safe of the Krabby Patty formula as his "new security system." This is yet another time he abuses his workers.
Shopping List: He gives SpongeBob a phony shopping list containing strange, exotic items and sends him and Sandy on a dangerous but pointless mission to retrieve them. When Plankton steals the fake ingredients, he revealed that he sent SpongeBob to get those items to keep Plankton distracted just so he could go shopping for the real ingredients at the Barg'N-Mart, which meant he also lied about the supposed "apocalypse" that would happen if SpongeBob lost the list. Sandy gets really mad at Mr. Krabs since his stupid little ruse almost got her and SpongeBob killed and costed her both the fur of her tail and her submarine. Mr. Krabs gets the karma he deserves when Sandy beats him up in his office, takes a bag of his money to pay for a new submarine, and sends him flying out through the roof of his restaurant as payback for deceiving his employee. He even admits his defeat at the end when he says to himself, "Well, I guess I had that coming."
Whale Watching: He imprisons Pearl in his own home by barricading everything with prison bars when she was intending on going to a teen party. He even threatened Squidward, who was hired to babysit Pearl, that if anything happens to his daughter while he's away, he'll have SpongeBob torment him for the rest of his life.
Life Insurance: When Squidward decides to try the "Sushi Maker" obstacle course SpongeBob and Patrick made to prove life insurance protects them from injury, Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob and Patrick what life insurance really is, and signed SpongeBob's contract to take Squidward's money when he dies, and cheered for Squidward to jump in the lava, hoping he will die. Fortunately, Squidward survives, albeit badly injured.
Surf N' Turf: When there is a ship-in-a-bottle contest, Mr. Krabs destroys Sandy's house to make a ship and steals Sandy's treedome to get the prize money. He is later forced to build a replacement tree for Sandy until she grows a new one.
Plankton Paranoia: He starts to become paranoid and a psychopath himself when Plankton isn't coming to get the Krabby Patty secret formula. He mistakes a customer for Plankton and forces out the skeleton, hooks Mrs. Puff to take away her Krabby Patty, and forces everyone to wear barrels by suggestion of Squidward. Mr. Krabs bans all of his customers, Sandy, and even SpongeBob and Squidward just because he thinks that they are all minions of Plankton to hunt over the secret formula. Mr. Krabs stays up all night, and starts to hallucinate Plankton being everywhere (even his eyestalks). He checks on the Chum Bucket and finds that all of his friends, his daughter, and Old Man Jenkins are entering the Chum Bucket. SpongeBob informs Mr. Krabs that Plankton kidnapped Squidward (in an unnatural-sounding tone), and Mr. Krabs comes armed with Krabby Patties with traps in them. Mr. Krabs comes to the Chum Bucket, only to find it is a surprise party and that Plankton wanted to celebrate the anniversary of stealing the formula. SpongeBob explains everyone was planning the event, as Mr. Krabs regains his sanity and realizes that he had been a paranoid jerk all this time. He even realizes that his own insane behavior nearly destroyed his restaurant business and reconciles with everyone by apologizing for his behavior, but since they knew that he was only trying to protect the secret formula, they naturally forgive him. However, when he sees everyone going to eat the Danger Patties, he rushes over and takes them back in order to protect them from getting hurt, causing Mr. Krabs to get painfully mauled by the patties as punishment for his behavior. At the end of the party, the group leaves Chum Bucket, but Plankton finds out Mr. Krabs left the formula behind. However, the formula bottle has dynamite inside of it, and Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob both watch the Chum Bucket explode.
ChefBob: He shows no concern for SpongeBob's stage fright problem and threatens to fire SpongeBob if he does not perform. He receives karma when he is insulted about his weight from ChefBob and slapped by him with money, as well as having his office taken from him.
Call the Cops: Mr. Krabs happily mocks Plankton for getting sent to jail. He also forced SpongeBob to celebrate with him or else he's fired. However, tables turn on him when the police take the Krabby Patty Secret Formula as evidence. When he objects, he gets hit with a baton. He impersonates as a police officer to get the formula back and makes SpongeBob impersonate an officer too. But even though SpongeBob reluctantly wants to do it, Mr. Krabs once again threatens to fire him if he fails to obey his offer. Mr. Krabs even lies to SpongeBob that being an officer is like being in the navy, which in reality is not true. Although he succeeds in finding the formula and takes it away from Plankton, he gets caught and arrested. Getting himself arrested by the police is considered karma for impersonating an officer, stealing evidence, and for forcing SpongeBob to impersonate one as well.
Appointment TV: Mr. Krabs forces SpongeBob to organize his coins despite his objections.
The Grill is Gone: He unfairly flings Plankton out of the race as soon as it starts to prevent him from having a fair chance of winning the grill. His karma could be being sabotaged by the kids during the race. Mr. Krabs might've been only protecting the Krabby Patty formula, but he could've just beat Plankton in the race since Plankton's selected vehicle seemed too slow anyway.
Bubbletown: After getting a call from SpongeBob that he's in Bubbletown jail, he causes a jailbreak just so he can get SpongeBob back to work. When a guard catches him in the act, Mr. Krabs goes helicopter-pincher-mode and pops the entire city, causing SpongeBob to be really upset. He even ignores the damage he caused (claiming that they were just bubbles) and was about to bring SpongeBob to the Krusty Krab, telling him to forget about it. Later, when SpongeBob was able to inflate the entire town again with the help of Bubble Buddy, a new Krusty Krab (the Bubbly Krab) was inflated as well. Once he realized there was no exchange rate for bubbles to real money, Mr. Krabs popped the restaurant and left with SpongeBob in his claws to the real Krusty Krab.
Season 12
FarmerBob: He has SpongeBob work for Old Man Jenkins to pay off his debt rather than pay for the materials that he buys from a garden. He also does not believe in SpongeBob and Patrick's claim in a UFO appearing. However, he receives karma when he sees the aliens for himself and is abducted along with SpongeBob and Patrick for his cheap nature.
The Krusty Slammer: Mr. Krabs turns The Krusty Krab into a jail after he found out jail guard would give him a lot of money. He constantly tortures Plankton with a bunch of punishments while he's in the jail, until Plankton got released early. He then finds out how costly running a prison is, which makes him take away the prisoners food, and he releases the criminals before their prison time was over which is illegal. Mr. Krabs gets arrested for this and gets his comeuppance when he gets locked in a prison cell at the Chum Bucket, while getting chum thrown at by Plankton.
Gary's Got Legs: It is revealed that he charges each of his customers five dollars to make a complaint. Once he realizes that Gary is making the patties and getting slime everywhere, he heads out to make SpongeBob return to work. Once at SpongeBob's door, it at first looks as if he's concerned about SpongeBob having the flu or being at death's door, only for him to yell that those aren't valid excuses for missing work. Once SpongeBob explains the situation and tells Mr. Krabs how happy Gary is to have limbs, he effortlessly cuts them off anyway and brings SpongeBob back to work. However, his actions could be justified since he brought things back to normal.
Broken Alarm: When SpongeBob didn't arrive at the Krusty Krab, he makes the customers more upset when he announces his supposed death. He even scared them with horror stories of SpongeBob's house. Throughout the entire episode, he continuously made threats to SpongeBob about being late to the Krusty Krab if he doesn't get a proper alarm clock. He even tried to find a replacement fry cook if SpongeBob doesn't arrive on time. But he changed that when SpongeBob made it, even though he was sound asleep. When Mr. Krabs discovered that SpongeBob is still asleep after arriving to work, it looked as though if he was going to fire him as punishment for being late. But instead, he makes a cheap and pathetic excuse by saying that he'll have to open and close the restaurant an hour later, something SpongeBob overreacts to. Mr. Krabs receives his karma in the end when Patrick comes in and shows SpongeBob that he fixed his alarm clock.
Senior Discount: He tries to get rid of Old Man Jenkins using very cruel ways: turning up the heat to very hot temperature, playing very loud rock music and even shaking him making his skeleton fall off his body. Seeing that this all didn't work, he brings over his family so they can get rid of Jenkins. He even disturbs the ghosts of his ancestors although they just wanted to party. He then gets kicked out of the Krusty Krab with Jenkins by both their ancestors, and decide to go to the Chum Bucket and torture Plankton the same way Jenkins does while they wait for the ghosts to leave.
SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout: He is seen stealing money from people in the party as payment for entering the Krusty Krab section of the party. He does this by tricking them into a pat down before entering.
SpongeBob in RandomLand: Mr. Krabs forces SpongeBob and Squidward to make a delivery to RandomLand in order to make a quick buck while ignoring the protesting Squidward and ejected him by bashing him out with the malfunctioning cash register. His karma is having the customer Rodger come to the restaurant after his employees couldn't make the delivery on time. As a result, he is forced to give the order for free, much to his dismay. He receives further punishment for sending his employees on a dangerous wild goose chase when the cash register bashes him the same way it did to SpongeBob and Squidward.
Breakin': it was revealed that Mr. Krabs doesn't give his employees any breaks. After being confronted by a labor authority officer, Mr. Krabs only agreed to give SpongeBob the minimum amount of break time: 5 minutes every 20 years or else he will pay a fine. It was also revealed that he hid an actual break room behind the wall to prevent his employees from taking breaks in the first place. After SpongeBob's break was up, he once again covers up the break room, unknowingly trapping Squidward inside.
My Two Krabses: He steals Squidward's lunch, claiming that employees are not allowed to bring their own food into the restaurant (which probably hints that they have to order from the menu and pay for their food like a customer for them to eat which would be reasonable if not what's revealed later). This rule turned out to be a con by Mr. Krabs to get free food as he hypocritically looks through Squidward's bag and eats his strawberry ice cream sandwich. This ends up backfiring on him, as the tanning booth he was in causes the ice cream to melt next to his empty shell, causing SpongeBob to think he melted and tries to bring him back to life using chum so he wouldn't miss his date with Mrs. Puff, resulting in Krabs getting humiliated when he comes home naked to his daughter's party, and attacked by SpongeBob and Patrick when they think he's an imposter trying to ruin the date. When he tries to tell SpongeBob and Patrick he was the real Mr. Krabs, they don't believe him until Squidward shows up and reveals he's telling the truth, and mocks his tuxedo, serving as karma for stealing his lunch.
Kwarantined Krab: According to him, it is revealed that back in his navy days, they would isolate the "sicko" and lock them in the freezer so that the others can enjoy their good health. However, it's highly implied that nobody let out the people Mr. Krabs quarantined in the freezer during his sailor years, meaning they likely froze to death. When the health inspector quarantines the Krusty Krab after he discovers somebody inside has Clam Flu, who is later revealed to be Plankton, he sends SpongeBob in the freezer after he sneezes, despite him not being sick. After Patrick pretends to be sick so he could be with SpongeBob, he becomes paranoid by thinking someone is sick such as Squidward scratching his arm, or Mrs. Puff yawning, and throws them into the freezer. When Pearl remembers that she still had money leftover from last time she went to the mall and gives him back his change, Mr. Krabs think that the flu has poisoned Pearl's mind, and he locks her in the freezer too, despite that his daughter was only giving his change back. When the others escape the freezer and attempt to throw him in, he ends up getting into a fight with them all over the restaurant, resulting in the others each getting a different disease, and Krabs himself getting a combination of all five diseases.
Season 13
SpongeBob's Road to Christmas: During his Christmas party, Mr. Krabs, being the cheap skinflint he's always been, gave Plankton a lump of coal for Christmas rather than a decent gift.
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
In this sequel to The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Mr. Krabs committed several heinous acts, making himself different from his comparably more innocent self in the previous movie. Examples are down below:
Mr. Krabs and numerous Krusty Krab customers constantly tease Plankton, who is actually a robotic decoy of him, thinking that he's suffered from another failure to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.
After SpongeBob and Plankton see the secret formula surprisingly disappear, Mr. Krabs shows up and accuses Plankton of stealing it, even though Plankton truthfully said that he didn't do it. Mr. Krabs wouldn't listen, even when SpongeBob was defending him that he's telling the truth, and traps Plankton in tape and tells a knock-knock joke to make SpongeBob do his signature laughter and torture Plankton forcing him to tell where the secret formula is. Then, while Mr. Krabs and the Bikini Bottom citizens attempt to attack him, SpongeBob rescues him with a giant bubble. Mr. Krabs instantly thinks that SpongeBob has been a double agent working for him and Plankton all these years as they both float away.
Mr. Krabs then becomes a leader of a savage group of apocalyptic sufferers. Later, while they were planning a sacrifice for the "sandwich gods", which a savage Sandy explained due to finding a page of the magic book that was tossed into the ocean by the seagulls, SpongeBob and Plankton return from time traveling, only to discover they brought back the wrong bottle. Then, even when SpongeBob tried to convince the people how savage they've become with the formula missing, Mr. Krabs and the rest attempt to sacrifice SpongeBob by having him get squashed by a falling burger-bun-shaped stone. SpongeBob smelled the familiar scent of Krabby Patties coming from the outside surface, which is coming from Burger-Beard, the one that really stole the formula. Then, as the stone is about to fall on SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs stops it after he and the others smell the scent as well, as they aid SpongeBob to follow the scent.
Mr. Krabs notices that Burger-Beard is selling his Krabby Patties for $8.99 and says to himself, "Why didn't I think of that?"
During the end credits, he pulls Patrick's wallet out of his pocket.
Battle For Bikini Bottom
He has a large possession of Golden Spatulas which he knows are needed for Bikini Bottom to be saved, but refuses to let SpongeBob have them unless he trades them for a large quantity of shiny objects.
When SpongeBob reluctantly disagrees to give him a hard earned Golden Spatula, Mr. Krabs makes SpongeBob's break time at work -5 minutes, effectively meaning he has no break and has to work an extra five minutes.
After having bought all the Golden Spatulas Mr. Krabs has, the player can still talk with him. However, he only ever says the one thing; "The only good robot is the one that's givin' me them shiny objects". This is a subtle reference to the possibility that Mr. Krabs thinks of SpongeBob as a robot which is actually another word for slave.
Lily finished and everyone was shocked and horrified and absolutely outraged at Mr. Krabs.
Officer: (to Plankton) How do we know this isn't one of your schemes?
Plankton: Officer, I plead the 5th.
Me: Does Bikini Bottom even do the 5th Amendment?
Nico: Not… really sure.
Officer: All right then.
Me: What do you say to that Krabs!?
Plankton: Now, who's the villain, Krabs?! Now, who's the villain?!
Mr. Krabs: You don't get to talk, Plankton! All the times you tried to steal the Formula...
Plankton: Even I don't do what you did!
Nico: What do you have to say for yourself you cheapskate!?
Me: Yeah!
Camie: Tell them or else!
Krabs: All right you want the truth!? FINE! I did all that yes! And I would do it again!
Lily: Here's what I found out! Krabby Patties are made out of CRABS! (The customers gasp in horror. A green fish retches and spits out his bits from his Krabby Patty.)
Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Hah! Everyone knows Krabby Patties are me family's secret recipe.
Lily: Then explain this. (holds out a box with the label "Crab Legs" in it with some crab legs in it and everyone gasps at him and a box of crab legs of Carl the night janitor) You said you fired Carl the night janitor, but this is his tattoo! (Holds a crab leg that says "Born 2 Lose" and the camera zooms in on it.)
French Green Fish: You fed us to us!
Orange Fish: We gotta pay you to kill us?! (points at Mr. Krabs)
Lily: You're disgusting!
Mr. Krabs: No... I'm the last honest man in Bikini Bottom. We're all animals, boys and girls. Eating each other is what nature intended. (The customers fight him in a brutal fight cloud)
Plankton: Officers, I know I probably have no right to ask this. But I think I could be a better owner of the Krusty Krab than Krabs at the moment.
Officers: I think that can be arranged. All right break it up people.
They stopped and slapped the cuffs on Mr. Krabs.
Later at the courthouse we were watching the Trial.
Judge: All rise. Eugene Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Yes your honor?
Judge: As punishment for committing several crimes including: Grand Theft, Assault, Fraud, Counterfeiting, Attempted Murder, Forcing Your Employees to Work 24/7 with No Breaks, Grave Robbing, Child Endangerment, Murder, Animal Cruelty, Breaking and Entering, Numerous Health Violations, and Criminal Negligence, I Sentenced You To Life In Prison Without The Possibility Of Parole. (bangs his gavel)
Mr. Krabs: NOOOOOO!
Judge: And you are hereby ordered to pay restitution to Mr. SpongeBob Squarepants and Squidward Tentacles in the amount of $5,282,822,355,322,356,644,323,578,900,422,578,333,578,321,689,432,837,938,938.00! (Bangs his gavel again)
Mr. Krabs: NOOOOOO!
Judge: And The Krusty Krab is hereby placed into the ownership of Sheldon J. Plankton!
He banged his gavel for the third time.
Mr. Krabs was taken away.
Nico: (to me) I'm not complaining about Masato and Krytus getting what they deserved. But sooner or later, someone's gonna take advantage of these villainous breakdowns.
Me: (laughs arrogantly) Ha! Like that will ever happen!
Unknown to us, a certain Noto General was watching outside.
Sonoshi: (smirks) Interesting. (walks away)
I sensed it and knew something big was coming and it involved the Donbrothers.
Me: (In my head) Hmm. I sense something coming. And it's Sonoshi from Donbrothers. Looks like Lyra Heartstrings is gonna be in for a fun battle. But we can't act till Donbrothers is finished which won't be till next month.
We went back to the Krusty Krab.
Plankton: So, what's the fate of the Krusty Krab?
Me: Placed into your permanent ownership.
Lily: And Mr. Krabs is now in prison where he belongs as a convicted criminal.
Xenia: Good riddance.
Nico: Yep.
Plankton: Spongebob, as owner of the new Krusty Krab, my first order is for you and Squidward to get some well deserved rest.
Nico: I already put them back in their beds Plankton. They needed it too.
Qin: Yeah.
Plankton: Oh then that's good.
Xenia: Yep.
Me: Yep. Now SpongeBob and Squidward are living the life of luxury.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: They will get their rightful restitutions.
Plankton: Yep and I'm changing the pay roll to $100.00 an hour.
Me: Good idea.
Dirty Bubble: We should've asked Spongebob if the Another Me was hostile or friendly!
Nico: No worries Dirty Bubble.
Then the Wonder Ride Book for Happy Sarutobi Ninjaden started glowing!
Me: The Happy Sarutobi Ninjaden book is reacting to something!
Nico: It's time.
May: Who's up next?
Nico: Hmm.
Eli: I will go next.
Me: Okay bro.
Then a big green monkey appeared and it was ANOTHER HAPPY SARUTOBI NINJADEN!
Me: Whoa! That one is cool!
Eli: Looks like a bigger version of Beast Boy.
Me: It sure does.
Another Happy Sarutobi Ninjaden: (In a girls voice) I do get that a lot in this form.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and she was a Sailor Soldier with purple hair and purple clothes and had her own version of Kamen Rider Kenzen's swords and had silver and red angel wings.
Me: (GASP) Sumire Giordano A.K.A. Sailor Deep Space!
Eli: Whoa the world of Lilo and Stitch! But in space.
Qin: That's cool!
Sailor Deep Space: Yep and it's awesome to see you again J.D. How are Stitch and his friends?
Me: Great Sumire. They are all awesome.
Maria: And Gantu's a good guy now.
Sailor Deep Space: That's what I heard and I'm so proud of him.
Qin: We all are.
Shanan: He's on my group when we have our usual battles and he is great.
Sailor Deep Space: That's awesome Shanan.
Nico: All of Stitch's friends have so many awesome and amazing powers and they all have been very helpful.
Eli: They sure have.
Sailor Deep Space: That is awesome.
Nico: It sure is. Also we took down that German Hamster.
Sailor Deep Space: You mean Dr. Jacques von Hämsterviel. I heard about that. And I got word that he might be joining the Masters of Evil soon.
Nico: Awesome!
Xenia: That is cool.
Nico: We seriously need to give Stitch's cousins some focus.
Me: I agree there.
Sailor Deep Space: It'll be good for them to get some attention. By the way I take it SpongeBob told you about another version of The Dirty Bubble running around right?
Me: Yes he did. Friendly or Hostile?
Sailor Deep Space: Friendly. And also you might like this one but it's not affiliated with the worlds that Sora and friends visited.
Me: I have a feeling this one will be cool.
Eli: Yep.
Nico: You can do the honors, Eli.
Eli: Gladly. Sorry we have to fight like this.
Sailor Deep Space: No worries Eli.
She turned into Another Happy Sarutobi Ninjaden and Eli fired a wave of Force Lightning and electrocuted her and knocked her down and she was back to normal. I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called THE DARK GORILLA BLOODFEAST! Then it turned into a new book called THE WINDS OF THE GORILLAS OF THE SKY!
I went over and picked up Sailor Deep Space.
Me: Nice job bro!
Eli: Thanks.
Nico: First thing when we get back is look into what the rest of Stitch's cousins can do. We already know about what Amnesio can do.
Me: Yep. That will be awesome.
Nico: They have so many amazing powers I know that.
Me: Oh and we do know that there is one that does good luck and bad luck.
Nico: Yep. That's Shoe. I remember him.
Qin: Yeah he was cute.
Me: And there's Fudgy and he looks like a blob of chocolate.
Qin: Oh yeah! He was tasty and funny.
May: Have we really been neglecting them that much?
Me: I guess we have. But I still remember them. Some of them anyway. And they have been a massively big help for all of us.
Nico: That's true.
Laney: Hey look!
We saw a black bubble come in and it had a scary face. It was ANOTHER DIRTY BUBBLE!
Qin: Whoa Another Dirty Bubble!
Me: This one looks like it's made from Tar.
Dirty Bubble: Boy it sure does.
Another Dirty Bubble: (In a girls voice) I do look that way don't I?
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and it was a girl with green hair and had orange and pink clothes and had a cutie mark in the shape of a tree star on her right arm.
Me: (GASP) Gina Reginald A.K.A. Sailor Land Before Time!
We gasped!
Nico: The Land Before Time's Sailor Soldier!?
Qin: Cool!
Littlefoot: Gina we all thought you were gone for good after the attack of Sharptooth.
Sailor Land Before Time: I tried to get back to you all but I couldn't. Fate had different plans for me.
Me: Swartz right?
Sailor Land Before Time: Yeah that's right.
Nico: How do you know her J.D.?
Me: Me and Gina would go to the Land Before Time with Aylene and Friends and help her on their adventures. Just recently before she was abducted by Swartz, we went and rescued Ducky and even found the Stone of Cold Fire.
Qin: Wow!
Lola: That is cool!
Aylene C.: Yep and we found out that the Stone of Cold Fire was actually a rock made from the same kind of stone as my time stone.
Xenia: Wow that is cool!
Aylene C.: It sure is.
Me: It's also how I met the Rainbow Faces and found out that they were not from Earth. I told them that we actually have been to many planets all over the universe and have only begun to scratch the surface with how many things are out there.
Nico: That is cool!
Qin: Yeah it is!
Sailor Land Before Time: That is awesome and I'm glad you met them.
Me: We all are.
Kaito: (Gets out Hurricanger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Gaoranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Sailor Land Before Time: Actually no he didn't promise me anything. I kicked him in the crotch with the power of an Ankylosaurus and destroyed his sex drive forever before I got out of there.
Me: (WINCES) OOH! OUCH!
Xenia: That must've hurt!
Sougo: (gets out Ninja Storm Ridewatch) Who would want to have sex with Swartz anyway?!
Geiz: (Gets out Wild Force Ridewatch) Or have children with him?!
Sougo got NinjaStormRedArmor while Geiz got WildForceRedArmor.
Kaito: No one. But that was funny.
Zocks: It sure was.
Zocks got a Wild Force Sword and Kaito got a Ninja Storm Sword.
Me: But that was really awesome thinking there kicking him in the balls like that.
Sailor Land Before Time: It sure was awesome. And I have news for you guys. Just to let you know there is Another Version of Nohyas running around and she will appear on your next mission. This one has Magiswords imbued with all the powers of all the members of the Masters of Evil.
We gasped!
Me: Whoa! Thanks for the heads up Gina.
Sailor Land Before Time: You're welcome.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Sailor Land Before Time: No worries. Also Aylene you did a really great job killing Sharptooth. You have come a long way on your adventures. Your grandmother and your family are really proud of you just like I am.
Aylene C.: Thank you Gina.
Sailor Land Before Time: You're welcome.
She turned back into Another Dirty Bubble!
Me: I hope I don't pop you Gina. (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)
BOILED CRAB MAGISWORD!
Me: You know it's funny. This would have been perfect on Mr. Krabs in here.
We laughed.
I fired waves of steamed crabs at her and smashed her down.
Me: We'll have to save those for later.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: By the way did you hear about the Zombie Argentinosaurus attack in the Great Valley?
Another Dirty Bubble: Boy I sure did! Those poor dinosaurs all got mutilated all by one of their own turned into a disease filled killing machine.
Me: That was awful! Aylene was traumatized by seeing what happened in that episode of Primal and she wouldn't come out of her room.
Nico: Yeah it was bad. Vambre helped her out and got her better.
Aylene C.: It's true. That was a heartwrenchingly dark episode.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Another Dirty Bubble: I don't blame her. What could have caused a gentle giant to do that?
Nicole: A form of Super Ebola that made it a feral monster.
Qin: Yeah that was awful.
Xenia: It sure was.
Another Dirty Bubble: Jeez!
Me: Yeah.
Nico: (gets out Dirty Bubble's Ridewatch) You're a good swimmer, right?
Another Dirty Bubble: I sure am. I have the power to make exploding bubbles underwater.
Me: I saw this power in action long ago.
Nico: Cool! (ACTIVATES DIRTY BUBBLE'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired waves of slime and smashed her down.
Me: It's like these too.
EXPLODING BUBBLE MAGISWORD!
I fired waves of bubbles and they hit her and exploded!
Me: Also in the Land Before Time, we found a geyser field beyond the Sheltering Grass and man did it stink! WHEW! That was awful.
Nico: Boy that is cool! A Geyser Field in the Great Valley.
Another Dirty Bubble: That was awesome.
Me: We also found geodes in a canyon and they were beautiful.
Qin: Wow! Did you bring some back?
Nicole: They sure did and they were some of the most magnificent geodes I've ever seen.
Xenia: We'll have to see them too.
Nico: (Gets out Stinkor's Ridewatch) Try not to barf.
He activated it and then…
LOUD FART!
He farted and the stench hit Another Dirty Bubble and smashed her down!
Me: GODDAMN NICO! What the fuck did you eat!?
Nico: Sorry.
We coughed and blew the stench out.
Me: Whew! Also Gina did you hear about how we went into the Land of Mists and helped cure Littlefoot's grandpa?
Another Dirty Bubble: Boy I sure did! That was awesome! That was a really harrowing adventure for you.
Qin: Boy no kidding there.
Me: Yeah no kidding there.
Another Dirty Bubble: And I heard that there was an asteroid shower that caused the waterfall that goes into the Great Valley to stop and it led to it being burned.
Me: Yeah. Lightning struck a tree and ignited a huge fire.
Qin: That was terrible!
Lola: It sure was.
May: (gets out Dancing Rats' Ridewatch) Let's dance!
Nico: Shall we milady?
May activated it and The Russian Dance of The Nutcracker Suite played and they danced and bashed and pulverized Another Dirty Bubble all over and it was graceful and fun.
Qin: YEAH!
When it was done we cheered wildly for them.
Me: BRAVO BRAVO!
Qin: That was great!
Me: Boy that sure was! Watch this one.
JAWBREAKER CLUB MAGISWORD!
I fired waves of jawbreakers and they hit Another Dirty Bubble and smashed her down.
Qin: YEAH!
Lola: That was cool!
Me: You'll like this!
BACON, EXCALIBURGER, CHICKEN PARMASAN, CHEESE, GIANT EGG, CAYENNE PEPPER AND RUMP ROAST MAGISWORDS!
Me: SUPER ULTRA MEGA SUPER SOLO TEAMWORK COMBO: QUADRUPLE ULTIMEATUM BURGER BLAST!
I fired a huge Quadruple Stacked Ultimeatum Burger and she ate it!
Another Dirty Bubble: MMM! (LOUD BELCH) I'm stuffed!
Me: Boy that one REALLY Filled you up!
May: (gets out Sluggy the Unshaven's Ridewatch) Now, for this!
She activated it and fired waves of slime and smashed her down.
Maria: (gets out Movie Will Blake's Ridewatch) I hope my clothes don't rip!
She activated it and went WEREWOLF! She grew fur, her ears turned into wolf ears, grew a tail, her hands turned into claws and her feet had claws too and she had her teeth turn into fangs and her eyes turned glowing yellow and slit and she had dark blue angel wings. She turned into MARIA THE MIDNIGHT - DEFENDER OF THE NIGHT!
Me: WHOA! That is awesome Maria!
Nico: Wow! You look great as a Werewolf!
Laney: Just as awesome as J.D. the Nocturnal!
Me: Looks like you and me will have sisterly bonding time when we do night missions.
Maria: (Beastly Voice) I do look cool though.
I formed a mirror and she saw it.
Maria: COOL! Boy I look like a female version of you in your werewolf form J.D.
Me: You sure do.
Maria: I will call this form Maria the Midnight.
Nico: Ooh I like it.
Qin: Me too.
Nico: Are your clothes still okay?
Maria: They sure are. Still on. But man this is awesome.
Qin: Yep.
Maria fired waves of dark blue energy and smashed Another Dirty Bubble down.
Qin: Boy that was cool!
Me: Looks like we are gonna be busy helping you out with this awesome werewolf form.
She reverted back.
Me: That was cool though.
Maria: It sure was. (gets out Sinister Slug's Ridewatch) Since we ARE in Bikini Bottom...
She activated it and fired waves of slime and smashed Another Dirty Bubble down.
Qin: YEAH!
Penelope Florrington: Time for me to have some fun. (ACTIVATES STINKOR'S RIDEWATCH)
LOUD FART!
She fired a loud fart and smashed down Another Dirty Bubble.
Me: I have a feeling the next team coming will be Stinky Butt.
LOUD FART!
Nico: Jeez J.D.!
Me: That wasn't me!
Then Stinky Butt the Foul, Malodor, Mr. Sucker Punch, Universe 666 Supergiant, Unicorn Fart Master And Sloppy Joe appeared.
Me: COOL!
POW!
I got socked in the face by Mr. Sucker Punch!
FWOMP!
I got knocked down good.
Cassidy and Camie picked me up.
Camie: J.D.!? Are you okay!?
Me: (Dazed) Someone get the number of that fist that hit me? (Blubbers) OW! GEEZ! THAT HURT!
Stinky Butt: Sorry about that J.D. Mr. Sucker Punch here is a very punchy guy and loves punching things at random.
Me: Boy he sure packs a wallop.
Qin: No kidding.
Nico: Nice team, Stinky Butt!
Stinky Butt: Thanks Nico.
Me: And Universe 666's version of Supergiant! Wow! You know back 3 years ago the Prime Universe version of you killed Ra's.
Universe 666 Supergiant: I know and that was awful.
Maria: Man, my Werewolf form was a rush!
Me: It sure was.
Nico: Yeah.
Then a Murkrow came out.
Me: Whoa a Murkrow.
Lola: Underwater?
Qin: Wow.
Murkrow: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that.
Nico: Emma Vampirella! WHOA!
She changed back and was a gothic girl with black hair and haad a black bikini top and had bat wings and had red eyes and had a black tail and had claws on her fingers and had vampire fangs.
Qin: WHOA!
Me: She's a Vampire Mermaid!
Nico: Yep.
Emma Vampirella: I got this.
She fired a blast of darkness and smashed down Another Dirty Bubble and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and I went over to Sailor Land Before Time and picked her up and brought her over.
Nico: You know we still have to give you a jumpsuit, right?
Emma Vampirella: I know.
Nico gave her a black jumpsuit.
Emma Vampirella: I have the power to change into human at will.
Me: That is cool. But you realize that because you're a vampire mermaid that you can't go out in the sun, get exposed to silver and garlic and all that.
Emma Vampirella: That would normally the case but I am a daywalker vampire mermaid. I don't have their weaknesses. But I do have the thirst for blood.
Qin: Oh man.
Nico: A mermaid version of Blade. Cool.
Qin: Yep.
May: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Emma Vampirella: My favorite is when me and Nico went after a horde of sea demons and we destroyed them all and they were located in the Mid Ocean Ridge.
Me: Whoa that is awesome!
Nico: Yeah that was cool.
Nico and Emma hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Emma Vampirella: Me too Nico. Me too.
We later left the simulator and went back and told everyone everything and it was awesome.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Gali, Sailor Saturn, Destiny the Whale Shark, Dory, Nemo, and Bailey are heading to Pokitaru, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we're also going to take down a former relative of Stella Seraphina, Hestia Seraphina, Nuria Seraphina, Eilane Seraphina, Ember Seraphina, Alinta Seraphina, Helia Seraphina, and Bridget Seraphina named Abigail Seraphina, she may have been born with really strong and immensely powerful fire powers, winged flight, and total mastery of all forms of fire magic like her sisters, but she doesn't have immortality, and what also makes her not like her sisters is that she used her powers to cause havoc and destruction across Royal Woods and wants nothing more than to see the world burn, because she's a very envious, jealous, and greedy girl and she hated her sisters for a very long time. But, her plan to burn Royal Woods to the ground and watch the world burn was forever stopped by Lincoln, Stella Seraphina, Hestia Seraphina, Nuria Seraphina, Eilane Seraphina, Ember Seraphina, Alinta Seraphina, Helia Seraphina, and Bridget Seraphina, along with the other Guardian Angels, who defeated her, and they sealed her inside a container and Leina Mobius froze her in a glacier and sent it to Antarctica where she would remain there forever. But, she eventually broke out, and now, she wants revenge and intends to finish her sisters off and burn the entire world.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Pokitaru, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we're also going to take down a former relative of Stella Seraphina, Hestia Seraphina, Nuria Seraphina, Eilane Seraphina, Ember Seraphina, Alinta Seraphina, Helia Seraphina, and Bridget Seraphina named Abigail Seraphina.
The Seraphina Sisters gasped in shock at the mere mention of Abigail Seraphina's name.
Stella Seraphina: What, Abigail's returned, didn't we defeat that jealous, destructive, psychopathic fire-crazed bitch and froze her in an iceberg after we put her in that container?!
Hestia Seraphina: We did, but it looks like she's escaped!
Nico: Uh oh, so this one's a former relative of you girls. Can you tell us about her and why you hate her so much?
Stella Seraphina: Of course. See, Abigail was once our sister, and like us, she was born with really strong and immensely powerful fire powers, winged flight, and total mastery of all forms of fire magic like her sisters, but she doesn't have immortality.
Hestia Seraphina: And what also makes us not like her is that she used her powers to cause havoc and destruction across Royal Woods and wants nothing more than to see the world burn, because she's a very envious, jealous, and greedy girl and she hated us for a very long time.
We gasped.
Me: Jeez, now I know the full reason behind what you said about her, Stella.
Lincoln: Yeah, none of us liked her, she was always envious, greedy, jealous, and really full of hate, and she enjoyed causing destruction and havoc, even burning people badly.
Nuria Seraphina: And in her jealous rage, she tried to burn down Royal Woods, and then, she would also watch the world burn, but, her plan was stopped by Lincoln, Stella Seraphina, Hestia Seraphina, Eilane Seraphina, Ember Seraphina, Alinta Seraphina, Helia Seraphina, Bridget Seraphina, and I along with the other Guardian Angels, and we defeated her, and we sealed her inside a cryogenic container that would neutralize her powers and Leina Mobius froze her in a glacier and she sent it to Antarctica where she would remain there forever.
Becky Long: I was the one who made that cryogenic container, and I made sure it would neutralize all of Abigail's powers, but we took a look at the footage from the battle, and we soon found out that a demon sent by that fallen Guardian Angel, Isabella Abaddon, to sabotage the cryogenic chamber.
Nico: Why, that evil, little...!
Lincoln: We were furious at what she did, even in Hell, she still wanted to cause trouble for us. Now, I am really glad we sent her to The Black Gates and made her pay for her crimes, but now, we got to put a stop to Abigail Seraphina, and I'm going to take all of her powers and make her powerless, and we're going to throw her in prison forever., and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Gali.
Gali: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Sailor Saturn: This is going to be an interesting rescue, and we'll put a stop to the Seraphina Sisters' former sibling and put her in prison.
Suddenly, we saw Wubbox, Rare Wubbox, Plant Wubbox, Cold Wubbox, Air Wubbox, Water Wubbox, and Earth Wubbox appear before us, and with them are the six girls.
Nico: Whoa, that's Wubbox, Rare Wubbox, Plant Wubbox, Cold Wubbox, Air Wubbox, Water Wubbox, and Earth Wubbox, nice.
Wubbox: (Egyptian Accent) That's right, and we got the six girls away from the former sister of The Seraphina Sisters.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Those voices, Amunet Musiqidandi, Bastet Musiqidandi, Chione Musiqidandi, Ebony Musiqidandi, Isis Musiqidandi, Neferteri Musiqidandi, and Rana Musiqidandi, I knew it was you seven, it's awesome to see you again, but we'll talk later, we still got Abigail Seraphina to deal with.
?: YOU BITCHES, YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR RUINING MY PLANS TO SEE THE WORLD BURN!
Suddenly, we saw our target, Abigail Seraphina, heading for us, and man, was she really mad.
Lincoln: Right on time, Abigail Seraphina. Too bad I have an ice-cold surprise for you.
Lincoln fired a ball of ice at Abigail Seraphina, and it hit her, and she was sent crashing to the ground and was right in front of us, and when she saw us, she was pissed, and even more when she saw her hated sisters.
Abigail Seraphina: YOU...!
Abigail Seraphina fired a powerful blast of fire at us, but we absorbed it and it made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: I'm not surprised to see you're still the same bad-tempered, envy-driven, jealous, greedy, and psychopathic monster, Abigail.
Stella Seraphina: None of us are, Lincoln. We thought we'd never have to deal with you again, but that bitch, Isabella Abaddon, had to fuck things up, now we're going to stop you for good and clean up yet another of The Fallen Guardian Angel's mess.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Gali and her team, The Mysticons, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Abigail Seraphina, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, Lincoln grabbed her by the neck with his left hand and hoisted her up and he began sucking out and absorbing all of her really strong and immensely powerful fire powers and fire magic, and we saw her fire wings disappearing forever, and when Lincoln was done, Abigail Seraphina was now just a powerless bad girl, and Lincoln tied her up and beamed her to prison. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Your days of trying to destroy your sisters and watch the world burn are finally over, Abigail Seraphina, now you will rot in prison forever. (To Amunet Musiqidandi, Bastet Musiqidandi, Chione Musiqidandi, Ebony Musiqidandi, Isis Musiqidandi, Neferteri Musiqidandi, and Rana Musiqidandi) And it's so good to see you all again, Amunet Musiqidandi, Bastet Musiqidandi, Chione Musiqidandi, Ebony Musiqidandi, Isis Musiqidandi, Neferteri Musiqidandi, and Rana Musiqidandi.
Amunet Musiqidandi reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long blonde hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful blonde angel wings and she reigned in the power of Wubbox, she's dressed in a sleeveless blonde open blouse, sleeveless yellow midriff top, yellow skirt, yellow pants, yellow knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with soundwaves, lightning, and robots on the coattails and on the back is Wubbox and holstered on her back is a massive Wubbox-themed greatsword with embedded blue gems and Wubbox etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged yellow blade, large Wubbox heads for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Wubbox heads and large blue gem on the bottom of the large Wubbox heads for the pommel.
Bastet Musiqidandi reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long orange hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful orange angel wings and she reigned in the power of Rare Wubbox, she's dressed in a sleeveless orange open blouse, sleeveless orange midriff top, orange skirt, orange pants, orange knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with soundwaves, lightning, and robots on the coattails and on the back is Rare Wubbox and holstered on her back is a massive Rare Wubbox-themed greatsword with embedded blue gems and Rare Wubbox etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large Rare Wubbox heads for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Rare Wubbox heads and large blue gem on the bottom of the large Rare Wubbox heads for the pommel.
Chione Musiqidandi reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long green hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful green angel wings and she reigned in the power of Plant Wubbox, she's dressed in a sleeveless green open blouse, sleeveless green midriff top, green skirt, green pants, green knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with soundwaves, lightning, plants, and robots on the coattails and on the back is Plant Wubbox and holstered on her back is a massive Plant Wubbox-themed greatsword with embedded green gems and Plant Wubbox etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large Plant Wubbox heads for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Plant Wubbox heads and large blue gem on the bottom of the large Plant Wubbox heads for the pommel.
Ebony Musiqidandi reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long marine blue hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful marine blue angel wings and she reigned in the power of Cold Wubbox, she's dressed in a sleeveless marine blue open blouse, sleeveless marine blue midriff top, marine blue skirt, marine blue pants, marine blue knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with soundwaves, lightning, ice, and robots on the coattails and on the back is Cold Wubbox and holstered on her back is a massive Cold Wubbox-themed greatsword with embedded marine blue gems and Cold Wubbox etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged marine blue blade, large Cold Wubbox heads for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Cold Wubbox heads and large blue gem on the bottom of the large Cold Wubbox heads for the pommel.
Isis Musiqidandi reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long sky blue hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful sky blue angel wings and she reigned in the power of Air Wubbox, she's dressed in a sleeveless sky blue open blouse, sleeveless sky blue midriff top, sky blue skirt, sky blue pants, sky blue knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with soundwaves, lightning, winds, and robots on the coattails and on the back is Air Wubbox and holstered on her back is a massive Air Wubbox-themed greatsword with embedded sky blue gems and Air Wubbox etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged sky blue blade, large Air Wubbox heads for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Air Wubbox heads and large blue gem on the bottom of the large Air Wubbox heads for the pommel.
Neferteri Musiqidandi reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long aqua blue hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful aqua blue angel wings and she reigned in the power of Water Wubbox, she's dressed in a sleeveless aqua blue open blouse, sleeveless aqua blue midriff top, aqua blue skirt, aqua blue pants, aqua blue knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with soundwaves, lightning, water, and robots on the coattails and on the back is Water Wubbox and holstered on her back is a massive Water Wubbox-themed greatsword with embedded aqua blue gems and Water Wubbox etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large Water Wubbox heads for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Water Wubbox heads and large blue gem on the bottom of the large Water Wubbox heads for the pommel.
And Rana Musiqidandi reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long brown hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful brown angel wings and she reigned in the power of Earth Wubbox, she's dressed in a sleeveless brown open blouse, sleeveless brown midriff top, brown skirt, brown pants, brown knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with soundwaves, lightning, earth, and robots on the coattails and on the back is Earth Wubbox and holstered on her back is a massive Earth Wubbox-themed greatsword with embedded brown gems and Earth Wubbox etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged brown blade, large Earth Wubbox heads for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Earth Wubbox heads and large blue gem on the bottom of the large Earth Wubbox heads for the pommel.
Amunet Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) You too, Lincoln.
Bastet Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) Indeed, it's been a very long time since we last met.
Lincoln went up to Amunet Musiqidandi, Bastet Musiqidandi, Chione Musiqidandi, Ebony Musiqidandi, Isis Musiqidandi, Neferteri Musiqidandi, and Rana Musiqidandi and he hugged them, and the Musiqidandi sisters are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you seven since you were twelve, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Amunet Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new.
Bastet Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) You really grew a lot, but you're still the same kind boy we all met back long ago, plus, you've grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, so this is...?
Lincoln: That's right, Nico, these seven girls are the Musiqidandi Sisters, Amunet Musiqidandi, Bastet Musiqidandi, Chione Musiqidandi, Ebony Musiqidandi, Isis Musiqidandi, Neferteri Musiqidandi, and Rana Musiqidandi, these seven are my Guardian Angels from Egypt and classmates in Music. They also would also sing alongside me and they even play music with me and my sisters, and just like The Men in Black, they even caught a few illegal aliens that were from space that crash landed on earth right in Michigan. Their last name, Musiqidandi means Dandy Musician in Arabic. The Musiqidandi also took up being fashionistas as their hobbies, and they even made bikinis for the girls in my harem which in addition to adapting to the Super Angel transformations, but also grant the girls the ability to breathe underwater.
The Musiqidandi Sisters took out the bikinis that they made for the girls in Lincoln's harem which in addition to adapting to the Super Angel transformations, but also grant the girls the ability to breathe underwater.
Nico: Wow, those are really awesome!
Girl Jordan: Really awesome! And these will merge with our current bikinis, nice.
Amunet Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) I knew you'd love them, Girl Jordan, and we also even made Lincoln a speedo, which in addition to adapting to the Super Angel transformations, but this would also give Lincoln the ability to breathe underwater, and we knew he'd gotten the ability to breathe underwater, thanks to his powers and from feeding on the blood of those who have water powers and can also swim underwater.
Amunet Musiqidandi took out the speedo they made for Lincoln, which in addition to adapting to the Super Angel transformations, but this would also give Lincoln the ability to breathe underwater.
Lily the Mermaid: Oh, we're so going to enjoy seeing Linky in that new speedo, and it's also going to merge with his current speedo.
Neferteri Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) And in fact, when we made Lincoln a pair of orange swim shorts while we were 12 at the time, Lincoln kissed each of us on the lips.
Lincoln: That's right, and they're also the nieces of Space Dandy, and like their uncle, they hunt down criminals, and they hate Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Billy McLean, and even The Wet Bandits with a burning passion.
Chione Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) That's right, we hated those jerks, but we're also glad Scoots is gone forever, that stupid, scooter-driving, troublemaking, heckling old shrew was asking for it big time. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something we want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you seven want to give me your blood, right?
Amunet Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) How did you guess?
Lincoln: Well...
Lincoln's Guardian Angels and his entire harem showed the bite marks Lincoln made on them when he marked them and fed on their blood.
Amunet Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) I always knew it was only a matter of time, but we always knew it's true that those you feed on: those you love won't be turned into vampires, but still, you marking them proves if they get messed with, you're heading right for the dumbasses who dared to anger you.
Me: That's right.
Lincoln first walks over to Amunet Musiqidandi, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on Amunet Musiqidandi's neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as it healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and then, he did the same thing with Bastet Musiqidandi, Chione Musiqidandi, Ebony Musiqidandi, Isis Musiqidandi, Neferteri Musiqidandi, and Rana Musiqidandi.
Amunet Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Loves appeared on the necks of Amunet Musiqidandi, Bastet Musiqidandi, Chione Musiqidandi, Ebony Musiqidandi, Isis Musiqidandi, Neferteri Musiqidandi, and Rana Musiqidandi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Amunet Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Amunet Musiqidandi, Bastet Musiqidandi, Chione Musiqidandi, Ebony Musiqidandi, Isis Musiqidandi, Neferteri Musiqidandi, and Rana Musiqidandi.
Amunet Musiqidandi, Bastet Musiqidandi, Chione Musiqidandi, Ebony Musiqidandi, Isis Musiqidandi, Neferteri Musiqidandi, and Rana Musiqidandi had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to their faces and he kissed each of them passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Sabine Callas A.K.A. Viper from Valorant, Lola Pop, Mechanica, Ribbon Girl, and Twintelle from ARMS, and Natarle Badgiruel from Mobile Suit Gundam SEED.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Sabine Callas A.K.A. Viper from Valorant, Lola Pop, Mechanica, Ribbon Girl, and Twintelle from ARMS, and Natarle Badgiruel from Mobile Suit Gundam SEED.
Nicole: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Sabine Callas: Yes, we're okay thanks to you.
Then, when Sabine Callas and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Abigail Seraphina, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and a blue aura around him.
Sabine Callas: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Sabine Callas: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Sabine Callas A.K.A. Viper, Lola Pop, Mechanica, Ribbon Girl, Twintelle, and Natarle Badgiruel with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Abigail Seraphina, the former sister of The Seraphina Sisters, who used her powers to cause havoc and destruction across Royal Woods and wants nothing more than to see the world burn, because she's a very envious, jealous, and greedy girl and hated her sisters for a very long time, and she came back and wanted revenge.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating her down and Lincoln stripping her of all of her strong and immensely powerful fire powers and fire magic and beaming her to prison, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and the Musiqidandi Sisters have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: Oh man, I didn't expect the villain to be another bad relative from the past of your Guardian Angels, and even worse, Isabella Abaddon sabotaged that cryogenic chamber Becky Long made to contain her years ago.
Lincoln: Same here, I thought we were rid of Abigail Seraphina, but Isabella Abaddon enjoyed making things really hard for us, but I made sure she was now powerless, and now, she's in prison where she belongs.
Lincoln was right about that: Abigail Seraphina, the former sister of The Seraphina Sisters, was sent to The Neptune Prison for Traitors' Cryo-Prison where she was flash frozen and put in a sub-zero cell in Solitary Confinement for the rest of her life.
After taking down Abigail Seraphina and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Amunet Musiqidandi, Bastet Musiqidandi, Chione Musiqidandi, Ebony Musiqidandi, Isis Musiqidandi, Neferteri Musiqidandi, and Rana Musiqidandi saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Amunet Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. It's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last six and a half years.
Bastet Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Chione Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little 11-year-old into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Neferteri Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Amunet, what memories did you and your sisters have with Lincoln, and what did our resident jerks do to earn your hatred?
Amunet Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) Oh, I was hoping you'd ask that. One day, we were with Lincoln at our home, and we asked him to model some clothes we've been making, including swim shorts, and of course, speedos. My sisters and I were blushing like crazy when we saw Lincoln in a speedo, and we almost wanted to jump him and make out with him, but we soon heard a scream of rage, and out the window, we saw Flip, Lewis Travolta, and Scoots coming for us, and they were on yet another rampage, but Lincoln stuck his hand out the window and fired a massive wave of water at those jerks and sent them barreling right into some police wagons that Lincoln called, and they got taken back to jail and the nuthouse. We then saw Vanzilla, and Lincoln had to change back into his regular clothes, and the door opened, and we saw J.D., Lincoln's sisters and parents, and they were worried when they found out Flip, Scoots, and Lewis Travolta were on the rampage again, but Lincoln told them he took care of them by firing a massive wave of water at them which sent them barreling into police wagons and it took them back to prison and the nuthouse, and they breathed a sigh of relief.
Luna: Yeah, we were nervous. Plus, we knew Lincoln was modeling clothes that they made, including speedos, and he had to change back into his regular clothes, if we saw him in a speedo, we'd faint, because of the fact our brother became a really big, really strong, really attractive, and extremely muscular man.
Leni: Thanks to his Guardian Angels taking him to their gym to work out every time and far from the five untrustworthy sisters in our family. But, we were the only ones Lincoln trusted, since he knew of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan's heartless behavior towards him and his Guardian Angels, and how they stayed friends with them despite the dark things they did to our brother remained a mystery.
Lincoln: Until it was exposed that Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan had Dark Sides making them do all those things, and over time, they've earned forgiveness for their actions, and they hated their Dark Sides to the core and want nothing but to wish death upon them.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Pauline, Nora Césaire, Sabrina Raincomprix, Giselle, Melody, and Mina are heading to Aquatic Ruin Zone, and joining them are Space Dandy who has hooked up with Karai (TMNT 2003) and Honey.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in the large orange speedo The Musiqidandi Sisters made for him, and it merged with the speedos, and turned into a brand-new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble, and Space Dandy was dressed in swim shorts, sandals, and his weapons holstered.
And Pauline, Nora Césaire, Sabrina Raincomprix, Giselle, Melody, Mina, Karai (TMNT 2003), and Honey were dressed in colored two-piece bikinis, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Pauline, Nora Césaire, Sabrina Raincomprix, Giselle, Melody, and Mina had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them as well, plus, Lincoln saved them from a group of thugs sent by Flip to kill them to get revenge. But, Lincoln took down and killed the thugs by sucking out their blood and he'd sent their souls to The Black Gates, and he hit Flip hard in the head with a mallet.
Pauline: Wow, you've chosen Aquatic Ruin Zone for our first date, Lincoln, it's really beautiful.
Lincoln: It always is, Pauline. Shall we?
Lincoln, Pauline, Nora Césaire, Sabrina Raincomprix, Giselle, Melody, Mina, Space Dandy, Karai (TMNT 2003), and Honey dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, and they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Pauline, Nora Césaire, Sabrina Raincomprix, Giselle, Melody, and Mina got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails and Karai (TMNT 2003) and Honey got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Space Dandy lift two 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Pauline, Nora Césaire, Sabrina Raincomprix, Giselle, Melody, and Mina, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Pauline, Nora Césaire, Sabrina Raincomprix, Giselle, Melody, and Mina placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and Dandy went up to Karai (TMNT 2003) and Honey and he hugged them, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive and muscular upper body, and eight-pack abs, and we also saw lipstick marks all over Space Dandy's face.
Nico: (Snickers) Looks like you two guys had a lot of fun at Aquatic Ruin Zone, right, boys?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It was awesome!
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Pauline, Nora Césaire, Sabrina Raincomprix, Giselle, Melody, and Mina with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Marinette: And we always knew Nora and Sabrina had feelings for Lincoln.
Me: Awesome.
Alya: Definitely, and Lincoln saved them, Giselle, Melody, Mina, and Pauline from Flip's thugs again. But, you'll be happy to know we also beat him up again, and Sabrina, along with her aunts, Hilda and Zelda, put a spell on Flip, and if he ever tried to hire thugs to kill anymore potential members for the harems of Lincoln or Clyde, he was going to get tormented by werehounds from The Netherworld.
Sabrina Spellman: And we also kept them away from Salem.
Salem Saberhagen: Those beasts, I haven't forgotten what happened with them.
Later the mascots were up to something as usual.
Susie: Oh, Dear God. What are you guys up to now?
Poromon: Eddy let us borrow the hypnotizing pinwheel.
Ed Edd N Eddy Kevin: Ok. Let me show you how it works. You have to get a person to look into it and they'll. be hypnotized. Try it on me first. And then, tell me to act like a monkey and bite Ed's butt.
Poliwag: Okay.
Me: Oh this I got to see!
Poromon: [chuckling, he pulls out his wheel] "Look closely! Listen to the sound of my voice. [Kevin's eyes swirl in black and white] You will become a monkey." [He snaps his wing.]
Kevin: [twitching as he undergoes a mental transformation] "Duh! Gah. Yowch! Gloing!" [Transformation complete, he is now clearly a monkey.]
Poromon: "Find the peanut, Kevin." [Kevin goes over to Ed. He then chomps down hard on Ed's forehead. Ed runs screaming with Kevin attached.]
Ed: "AAAHH! GET HIM OFF ME EDDY! GET HIM OFF!"
We laughed hysterically and it was funny!
[Kevin climbs down and bites Ed on the butt.]
Ed: "OW! GET HIM OFF!" [He runs away.]
Poromon: Watch this.
[Poromon spins the wheel. Sarah is transfixed as her eyes swirl in black and white, and when he snaps his fingers she twitches as she undergoes a mental transformation.]
Sarah: "Aah! Aah!" [She lands on the ground in the form of a frog.] "Ribbit." "Ribbit."
Me: That is cool!
[Sarah, still a frog, reaches out and snags an insect with her tongue as Edd watches.]
Edd: [scribbling on his pad] "Hmm. Advanced hypno-morphing."
Me: That is gross!
Lana: But that is awesome!
Qin: Funny too.
Ed: [still with Kevin on his buttocks] "EDDY EDDY EDDY EDDY EDDY!"
Eddy: "Yes, Ed?"
He crashed into Eddy!
[Kevin combs through Jimmy's hair for bugs. Finding one, he smiles and holds it up. Before he can eat it, Sarah grabs it away with her tongue.]
Poromon: Everyone back to normal. [He snaps his fingers, and the transformations instantly revert. Sarah, particularly grossed out by the bug in her mouth, tries to wring her tongue of the taste.]
Me: Boy that would leave a disgusting taste in your mouth!
Poliwag: I got one.
Poliwag just hypnotized Laney.
Me: Oh boy.
Tuddrussel: Oh, man. What are you gonna have Laney do?
Poliwag: I got an idea. Laney, I want you to beat up Billy as payback for him beating up J.D. before.
Laney: Yes master!
She jumped Billy and beat the living shit out of him IN A BRUTAL FIGHT CLOUD!
Qin: YIKES!
Me: Boy that Hypnosis Wheel is powerful!
Drillhorn: (sees Manaphy hypnotize Lisa) Now you're hypnotizing Lisa?!
Manaphy: Yep! Lisa, I want you to find the next Gene Slammer for us.
Lisa Loud: Yes master.
She went and zoomed out of the estate faster than a bullet fired from a gun and came back with a Slowking!
Me: Whoa a Slowking!
Nico: Wow that was fast!
Slowking: (In a girls voice) Guess Lisa found me Nico.
Nico: Wendy Victoria!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with pink hair and green clothes and had a shell on her back.
Nico gave her a pink jumpsuit anyway.
Wendy Victoria: Boy that hypnosis wheel you guys got is amazing.
Me: I'll say. Double D where did you get that?
Edd: I got it in a psychology manual. We used it in one of our Ed-Ventures.
Me: That is awesome.
May: Wendy what's your favorite memory of Nico?
Wendy Victoria: My favorite is when we went to England to visit the home of my ancestral heritage, I am descended from Queen Elizabeth of York.
Me: That is awesome!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Wendy hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Wendy Victoria: Me too Nico.
Nosecone: (sees Horsea hypnotizing Lincoln) Now it's Lincoln's turn?!
Horsea: Yep! Lincoln, I want you to get drunk with us and Ted.
We gasped!
Me: Uh oh!
Lincoln: Yes master.
Then Lincoln and the mascots drank lots of beer bottles.
Jamesdean5842: Oh man this is not gonna be good.
Nico: (Gets the hypnosis wheel) While they're drunk, I'll hang onto this.
Lincoln: (Drunk talk and slurred speech) I worked hard to put a cornucopia on this table and you're out showing your lower ankle to every Tom, Tom and other Tom in our village!
Poromon: (Drunk and Slurred Speech) I think you are special person!
Poliwag: (Drunk and Slurred Speech) We interrupt this program because I've had kind of a crap day and I know all the station passwords to do it so smell that finger Quahog!
Me: (SNICKERS)
Manaphy: (Drunk and Slurred Speech) You want to keep it down in here!? One of us has to work in the morning!
Horsea: (Drunk and Slurred speech) Oh hey guys. Sometimes when daddies drive home drunk they come from far away places but it's okay because they didn't get arrested and they are still kind of drunk so it's okay.
Ted: (Drunk and slurred speech) Yeah hey buddy I'll have a triple cheeseburger and a large fries and do you sell pants?
Nico: (tries to hypnotize me) Let me try next! J.D., I order you to make ice cream sandwiches for me, May, and Maria!
But it had no effect on me.
Me: Nice try Nico.
Nico: Hey it didn't work on you?
Me: Weird. I guess I'm too strong willed for it.
Qin: Wow.
Me: Now let me try.
I took the wheel and hypnotized Nico.
Me: Nico I order you eat a barrel of chum.
We gasped!
Qin: OH BOY!
Nico: Yes master.
Nico did so and he was eating it.
Nico then realized what he was doing and then he ran to the bathroom and hurled his guts out!
He came back and he was sick to his stomach!
Qin: YUCK!
Me: Okay maybe that one was extreme.
Nico: (hypnotizes Luan, Luna, and Lily) Very funny, J.D. Last one. Luna, I want you, Luan, and Lily to dive into a mud puddle!
Lola: Well, better them than me!
Luna, Luan and Lily: Yes master.
They went and dove into a mud puddle!
KRASPLAT!
They were covered head to toe in mud!
Nico: Okay, everyone back to normal!
Nico snapped his fingers and then Lincoln and was still drunk and Laney saw that she beat up Billy brutally and viciously and Lisa saw that she was still standing still and Nico had a really disgusting taste in his mouth.
Nico: BLECH! WHAT THE FUCK DID I EAT!?
Me: I made you eat chum.
Nico went back to the bathroom and hurled his guts out.
I snapped my fingers and Lincoln came back with a horrible hangover headache!
Lincoln: What the fuck happened!? Did I get drunk!?
Me: Yes you did Lincoln.
Nico: Me, Poromon, Poliwag, Manaphy, and Horsea are in big trouble, aren't we?
Me: Well yes and no. Yes because you let the power of this thing go to your head. And no because we got a funny laugh out of all this. But worse because you made Luna, Luan and Lily go dive into mud.
Qin: Also you made Laney beat up Billy for payback on him beating the shit out of J.D. in a jealous rage.
Poromon: We're very sorry.
Me: No harm done to me though. My mind was too strong willed to be hypnotized.
Nico: That is amazing.
Me: But hey at least we know this thing works.
Lana: Here bro.
She gave Lincoln some ice.
Lincoln: Thanks Lana.
Poliwag: We're very sorry, Laney. We just wanted to have fun with it.
Laney: It's all right guys.
Qin: But that was brutal.
Me: Yeah. Oh Nico?
Nico: Yeah?
ICE CREAM SANDWICH MAGISWORD!
I gave everyone ice cream sandwiches.
Nico: Hey thanks!
Chaor: Nico, which teams have you made this time?
Nico: Tristan's team will include Candy, Olivia Boone, Booster Gold, Black Orchid, and Gamora. Supergirl's team will include Michiru, Leia Romanov, Silver Surfer, Plastic Man, and Blue Beetle.
Me: Ooh cool choices.
Qin: Yeah!
Me: But we haven't met Booster Gold yet. It'll be awesome to meet him though.
Xenia: It sure will.
Plastic Man: But it will be awesome to be on a team.
Blue Beetle: Same here.
Lola: Yeah.
Then the Previous group came.
Baron Mordo: Can me, Deadwood, Brass Knuckles, Mojo Jojo, Killer Croc, Amora, Electropede, Thundermon, Felix Faust, and Kerbero Gangan go with you all?
Evil Cut Man: Me, Emil Eagle, Evil Crash Man, Ape Man, Ghost of Dr. Coffin, Evil Drill Man, Millipede Pete, Strikning, Ozzie Ostritch, and Bond Man will come as well.
Nico: Yes you all can come with.
Qin: I have a feeling our mission will be good.
Xenia: It sure will.
Camie: Yep.
Android 17: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Misdreavous and Unown next.
We gasped!
Qin: WHOA!
Molly Hale: Wow! This will be amazing!
Me: The Unown are powerful and have intensely strong reality warping powers.
Xenia: They sure do.
Camie: Yep.
Me: We don't know what our mission is though.
Camie: I'm sure it will come to us.
Suddenly, the phone rang, and Winter Icyin picked it up.
Winter Icyin: (British Accent) Hello.
Mordecai: Winter, it's Mordecai. Listen, tell the team to get here as fast as you can, Death Bear's back!
We suddenly heard Mordecai's voice, and Maria's face paled.
Nico: Did you say...Death Bear's back?! Mordecai, we'll be right there.
Winter Icyin then hung up. But, then she saw Maria really pale in the face.
Winter Icyin: (British Accent) Hey, what's wrong, Maria?
William: She had a nasty encounter with Death Bear years ago, and she was really scarred by that.
Maria: So...horrible!
Lincoln: We got rid of Death Bear, but he left a really nasty scar on her, physically and mentally, and now, it looks like he's come back from the dead again for revenge.
Me: Well, it looks like we need to get rid of Death Bear once and for all.
Nico: Yeah!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Rubén Parra of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, and he's coming to kill Maria Garcia and the other Fabled Gene-Slammers yet again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Rubén Parra of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's absolutely pissed off about what happened yesterday.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Antonio Maldonado must've found out about it, and now, he's really enraged now.
Carmen Valkyrus: (Spanish Accent) Let him get enraged, we'd already had it up to hear with those Dark Santeria-practicing fanatics for the last time. So, we're finally going to get rid of Rubén Parra for good, excellent.
Me: With what you girls and Lincoln are doing by slaying every last member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, this is really pissing off Antonio Maldonado.
Nico: What these guys have done in causing this kind of horror and terror in Mexico years ago with their sacrificial rituals. They're even worse than The Church of Necrom, The Order of The Black Cross, or even The Chernabog Sisters.
Lincoln: Not exactly, Nico, unlike The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, those three groups we'd dealt with in the past were a danger to the entire world with their dark powers, and the crimes they'd committed against humanity were extremely dark, and they've made deals with the demonic forces of Hell by selling their souls in exchange for those dark powers.
Me: Yeah, The Chernabog Sisters' parents made the deal with The Devil before they were even born to give their unborn daughters the powers of Hell and The Order of The Black Cross toyed with dark Satanic forces.
Nicholette Torrington: And Damian Alaister and his fucked-up friends had sacrificed their own families in a dark Satanic Ritual in their devotion to Necrom, and after they gained their dark powers, they all went on a bloody rampage killing millions of people in their rampage.
Lincoln: Yep, so even compared to those three dark Satanic groups, The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte is not on a high-level threat like those three, but they're still just as dangerous as they kidnapped many innocent people and ritualistically murdered them in their dark rituals, and we can't forget that they tried to desecrate the bodies of the dead in Mexico's cemeteries for their dark sacrilegious rituals.
Nico: They're playing with forces they can never comprehend: messing with the bodies of the dead is bound to anger the spirits of the dead who're buried there. Alright, gang, let's go, we need to get to The Park and slay Death Bear.
Lincoln: That World War I-dressed bear is not going to terrorize anyone ever again, and once we get through with Death Bear, you're the next one to die, Rubén Parra.
Carmen Valkyrus: (Spanish Accent) That beast is going to pay for what he did in traumatizing Maria, and once we get through with turning him into a throw rug, you better say your prayers, Rubén Parra, because you deserve no salvation from God for your sins, for there is only one thing that awaits you: Eternal Damnation.
Deadwood: Let's get going.
Emil Eagle: I hope we're not too late.
Maria was shaking in fear and fright.
Me: Maria it'll be all right.
Qin: Yeah.
Maria: (GULPS) Okay.
We were off to the park.
We arrived at the Park.
RD Clyde: Hey there, Park Workers!
Mordecai: Hey guys thank goodness you made it.
Benson: Sorry to have to call you all in like this.
Rigby: Yeah I take it you heard that the Death Bear is loose.
Xenia: We sure did.
Me: Before we figure something out, what can you tell us about this bear?
Mordecai: He's a bear that lived in an abandoned zoo 20 years ago and never left.
He told us about it.
Fifteen to twenty years prior to the events of the episode, he was a regular bear who lived in the Park Zoo. One day, out of nowhere, he attacked and killed his trainer. The zoo was forced to close down, but Death Bear wouldn't leave. He still roams around the old abandoned zoo, growing more evil over the years, only to be able to survive by breaking into people's homes, eating all of their food, and then eating them. Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret, and Eileen tried to get a picture of him in his cage, but Death Bear reveals itself and chased them back to Pops' House. There, Eileen calls Animal Control, but Death Bear incapacitates all the officers. Mordecai then grabs an animal tranquilizer gun and begins shooting at the bear multiple times. The darts appear to have no effect at first, but Death Bear soon succumbs to effects of the tranquilizers. The unconscious bear was then put into the hands of Animal Control, who transports him by helicopter to an animal sanctuary.
We were shocked!
Me: Whoa man! And he wears one of those old World War I Era Germany pickelhaube helmets? Boy we haven't seen those in over 100 years.
Nico: Not since then.
Mojo Jojo: And now, he's on the loose.
Ape Man: I bet he can't be a match for apes like me and Mojo!
Me: We'll find out. Bears are all muscle.
Kenai: Take it from me there.
Xenia: And the Bear Brothers too.
Grizz: She's right.
Maria was shaking in absolute fright and terror.
Mordecai: What's wrong with Maria?
Me: Oh we had an incident where Maria was mauled by a mutant bear and ever since then she was terrified of some bears ever since.
Camie: Really? When did that happen?
Me: One day before my birthday back 3 and a half years ago.
Nico: Oh yeah! I remember that.
I went over what happened in the events of chapter 477.
Maria, Carmen, Jonny, Jimmy and Rolf are heading into the woods.
Maria: (To the Viewers) Rolf and the Urban Rangers are heading into the woods for their Camping excursion and I was asked to come along to make sure that Carmen is gonna be okay. It's her first time camping and as an older sister I have to look out for her.
They went into the forest and they set up all of camp. Rolf built a concrete brick chimney. Jimmy, Jonny and Maria were deciding where to place Rolf's chair.
Maria: How about right here Jimmy?
Jimmy: It's perfect Maria.
Carmen: I like it. Captain Rolf what do you think?
Rolf: It looks perfect there Rangerette Carmen. Now lets go start a campfire.
Carmen: Yes sir Captain Rolf.
Carmen pushed a lever and put a plug in and an artificial fire was on.
Rolf: Good work Rangerette Carmen.
Carmen: (Salutes) Thank you Captain Rolf.
Later that night they were sitting in front of the fire.
Jonny: There's something magical about flames that makes you want to stare at them all night huh Plank?
Carmen: You said it Jonny.
Maria: This is so much fun huh?
Rolf: You know what would be perfect for this Rangerette Carmen?
Carmen: What Captain Rolf?
Rolf: A good song.
Carmen: I have one, after a long day of camping, it's nice to unwind with a nice, relaxing campfire song. I call this one "The Campfire Song Song". Let's gather 'round the campfire, and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong. But it'll help if you just sing along...
Jimmy: Bum! Bum! Bum!
All three: [Jonny slightly behind Jimmy and Carmen in the words] C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!
Carmen: And if you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong! But it'll help if you just sing along...
Jonny: Sing another song...
Carmen: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! Jimmy!
Jimmy: SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E...
Carmen: Maria and Jonny! [sings] Good! It'll help... it'll help... if you just sing along! [Carmen smashes his ukulele like a guitar at the end of a rock show. Jonny does the same with his drum set] Oh yeah! Ahh, now, wasn't that relaxing?
Maria: It sure was. You're a great singer Carmen.
Carmen: Thanks sis.
Rolf: And here's your badge for a great campfire song.
Carmen: Thanks Captain Rolf.
Maria: Lets see how it compares to this.
She pulls out a clarinet and plays.
Carmen: (Panics) Oh no! (Grabs a marshmallow) I'll save you sis!
She fires a marshmallow from a slingshot and it goes into Maria's mouth. Maria falls over.
Carmen runs over and grabs the Clarinet and tosses it away.
Carmen: Sis are you okay? That's it. That's it. Chew, chew and swallow.
Maria chews up the marshmallow and swallows it.
Carmen: There. Better?
Maria: Better!? I was just fine until you launched that ballistic junk food into my windpipe!
Carmen: But I had to! It's too dangerous to play the Clarinet badly out here in the wilderness. It might attract... (Into Maria's ear) A mutant bear.
Maria: A mutant bear? You mean like the ones on my favorite show Total Drama?
Carmen: That's right sis.
Jimmy: We saw them in the Gotham Royal York Enquirer. (Holds up said tabloid magazine)
Maria: "I married a Mutant Bear"?
Jonny: Yeah and Fake Science Monthly. (Holds up said Tabloid Magazine)
Maria: "Mutant and Unicorns are real"? That is really stupid. But 1) unicorns don't exist and 2) Mutant Bears only live on Wawanakwa Island on Lake Huron. They won't hear me play over here.
Carmen: Trust me sis. These bears have really strong and acute hearing. They can hear clarinet playing from a long distance away. They are no laughing matter. Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin...
Maria: Okay I get the point. In fact why don't you tell me all of the things I shouldn't do if I want to keep the Mutant Bears away.
Carmen: Okay that's easy. First off, don't play the Clarinet.
Maria: Okay. Then what?
Jimmy: Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast.
Jonny: Flashlights are their natural prey.
Maria: You're kidding.
Carmen: Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.
Jonny: Yeah.
Maria: (Pulls out a notepad and writes) Go on.
Rolf: Don't ever eat cheese.
Maria: Sliced or cubed?
They whispered.
Carmen: Cubed. Sliced is safe.
Maria: Yeah. I'm listening.
Carmen: Never wear a sombrero...
Jimmy: In a goofy fashion.
Carmen: Or Clown Shoes.
Jimmy: Or a Hoop Skirt.
Rolf: And Never.
Jimmy: Ever.
Jonny: Ever!
Carmen: EVER!
CARMEN, JONNY, JIMMY AND ROLF: SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE!
What they didn't know was that Me, Nico, The Ed's, Luan, Spiderman and Tara were hiding in the trees watching the whole thing.
Maria: Wow! That's amazing how many things can set a mutant bear off!
Both: [huddling together, shuddering] They're horrible!
Maria: And... and suddenly I have the sense we're all in danger.
Both: Why?
Maria: I don't know... [runs off and returns with a flashlight, clown shoes, hoop skirt, sombrero, and tray full of cubed cheese; a diabolical look is on her face] Just a feeling!
Jonny: [horrified] No.
Maria: Yes.
Me: (Whispering) She wouldn't dare.
Jonny: No.
[Maria begins making chimp noises]
Carmen and Jimmy: Maria, please don't!
[Maria continues hooting, stomping, and waving flashlight around]
Carmen (glares at her older sister): Knock it off, sis! Have you ever considered that it might be true?
Jimmy: Jonny, what are we gonna do? A mutant bear's sure to come and eat us!
Jonny: Don't worry, Jimmy. I'll draw us an anti-mutant-bear circle in the dirt. [takes stick and draws circle around himself, Carmen, Plank, Jimmy, and Rolf]
Rolf: Good thinking, Ranger Jonny! (Pulls out another Tabloid Magazine) All the experts say it's the only defense against a mutant bear attack.
Carmen, Jonny, Rolf and Jimmy got into the circle.
Maria: (Laughs) You guys are so gullible. I did everything that attracts them and nothing happened. If a Mutant Bear was here, why didn't one show up?
Carmen: Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion.
Maria: Oh. Sorry how silly of me. You mean like this? (She tilts it and laughs)
But something takes the Sombrero and puts it on her head upside-down.
The camera zooms out and they saw a big grizzly bear with six arms and it had a huge mouth in the middle of its stomach.
Eddy: (Whispering) That bear is ugly!
Luan: (Whispering) No kidding!
Ed: (Whispering) Is that you tickling me Eddy?
Eddy: Shut up Ed.
Edd: (Whispering) What a magnificent feat of science!
Me: (Whispering) That bear is the mascot for the Nuclear Bears on Total Drama.
Spiderman: (Whispering) Really?
Tara: (Whispering) That is amazing.
The bear growled and Maria screamed. The bear roared and she ran and the bear went at her and beat her up really bad and left.
Me: (Whispering) Ooh. That's gonna leave a mark.
Carmen: Sis are you okay?
Maria looked all broken, bruised and battered.
Carmen: Quick! Jump inside our anti-mutant-bear circle before he comes back!
Carmen, Rolf, Jimmy and Jonny carried their circle with them and drop it onto the ground.
Jimmy: Yeah. Mutant bears often attack more than once.
Maria: Are you crazy? A dirt circle won't stop that monster. I'm running for my life!
She ran.
All: No!
[the Mutant bear comes back and resumes mauling Maria]
Carmen: Don't run! Mutant bears hate that!
Maria: Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll just limp home, then.
All: No!
[the Mutant bear comes back and resumes mauling Maria]
Jonny: They hate limping more than running!
Maria: Well, I guess I'll just have...
[the Mutant bear comes back and resumes mauling Maria]
Rolf: We should have warned you about crawling.
[the mutant bear comes back and resumes mauling Maria]
Maria: What'd I do that time?
Carmen: I don't know sis! I guess he just doesn't like you.
Me: (Whispering) This bear hates Maria with a vengeance.
Tara: It sure does.
Jimmy: Pretend to be somebody else!
Carmen: Here sis, draw a circle. [tosses Maria the stick]
Maria: Okay.
[the Mutant bear comes back and resumes mauling Squidward]
Carmen: That was an oval. It has to be a circle!
Maria: [runs and climbs on top of Carmen, Jimmy, Jonny and Rolf, who are still sitting in the circle] Move over! [the Mutant bear comes up to the circle, sniffs it, points a threatening claw at Maria, and leaves] Hey, it worked! You guys saved my life! [everyone cheers "hooray"]
Rolf: Yeah, I'm glad it was just a Mutant bear. This circle would never hold back a Mutant rhinoceros!
Ed: (Whispers) Mutant Rhinoceros?
Maria: What attracts them?
Jimmy: The sound of a Mutant bear attack.
[a rhinoceros with 8 legs, two heads and razor sharp teeth appears, snorting]
Me: That is an ugly rhinoceros.
Edd: It sure is.
Me: I've seen enough.
We jump down I go into my gruesome monstrosity that I became on Halloween in 2016 and scared off the Mutant Rhinoceros.
I go back to normal.
Me: Are you all okay?
Rolf: J.D. That was awesome!
Me: Thanks Rolf.
We then went home and told everyone what went down. Varie was healing Maria in the infirmary. Maria was on a bed with bandages and casts on.
Robot Lori: You're a lucky girl Maria.
Maria: I know. But lets hope I never see another Mutant Bear again.
Me: I know Maria. But it's over now. That bear was from Total Drama Revenge of The Island. It was the mascot and symbol for the Nuclear Bears.
Maria: Really? I didn't know that.
Lincoln: Yeah. J.D. and Naruto have been on the 7th season of Total Drama and they both dominated the whole competition and won $1,000,000.00 in Canadian Money.
Laney: Which is $800,000.00 in America Money.
Maria: That's just small change compared to what we have here.
Me: My thoughts exactly.
Maria: What was your team name?
Me: We were called the Atomic Owls. We dominated the whole show. Chris is not having a mutant theme this time coming up. He's gonna have a World Tour and Me, Lynn, Naruto and Lincoln are gonna participate. It's gonna be awesome!
Lynn: And I can't wait. If there are any sore losers like Amy, Heather, Scott and Eva then we will gladly kick their butts.
Me: Yep. But the show is not for another 5 months. So we have all the time in the world.
Maria: Cool.
Robot Lori: I hope you all win J.D.
Me: Thanks Lori 2. Get some rest Maria.
Maria: Thank you J.D.
We left and Maria was watching T.V.
When it was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!
Carmen: And looking back I should never have told Maria about that.
Dardemus: You guys got a plan?
Benson: Well, I got this crate full of weapons we can use!
Me: Good we'll need those. But we'll need tranquilizer darts too.
Benson: Got those.
Xenia: Perfect.
Nico: Yeah.
Camie: Are there any World War I veterans left?
Me: No there aren't. The war ended over 100 years ago and the people that fought in it would be over 140 years old right now.
Nico: He's right on that one.
Hunter: (German Accent) Ja und I know all about World War I. Mein favorite band Sabaton tells a lot of songs about that war und they are very educational.
Mordecai: Wow! That is cool.
Me: Yeah my favorite event that happened back then was the Battle of Osowiec Fortress. That happened back on August 6th, 1915 and that was the battle that brought us into the age of Chemical Weapons. Germany bombarded a Russian Fortress with Chlorine Gas and destroyed over 1,600 people.
Mordecai: WHOA!
Benson: That was brutal!
Skips: It sure was.
Nico: Yeah it sure was.
Xenia: World War I was terrible back then.
Nelson: Is that an FN M1900
Rigby: I call dibs on that one!
Benson: But yes that's right Nelson.
Qin: You got quite a great selection here.
Maria was still shaking in fright and William and Carmen were hugging her.
Amora: Maria, I know you're scared.
Evil Drill Man: But compared to all the other scum we've killed, Death Bear is nothing.
Rigby: Yeah, that's what you think!
Me: Rigby you're not helping.
Rigby: Sorry.
Maria: (Shaking in fright) I'm so scared!
Xenia: Maria it'll be all right.
Applejack: Don't you think all these weapons are too much for just one wild bear?
Burner Man: Applejack, it's either him or us. I'm choosing us!
Me: Besides this is a bear that lived in a zoo back over 20 years ago. And bears are just as dangerous in the city as they are out in the wild.
Bart Simpson: Yeah and remember when we had a bear problem in Springfield? (Season 7 Episode 23)
Eli: I think I heard about that.
Bart Simpson: And there was this time when a bear attacked Homer and he wet his pants in fear. (Season 15 Episode 5) I told him that we would rather have a live sissy mincing around the house than some dead hero any day.
Homer: CHOKE ON YOUR CANDER! (STRANGLING BART!) (GRUNTING)
Felix Faust: Look on the bright side, Bart.
Ozzie Ostrich: Homer strangling you is better than you getting killed by Death Bear.
Bart was choking.
ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!
Lily tazed Homer and he let go.
Bart: Thanks Lily. But yeah Ozzie you're right.
Xenia: That is true there.
Nico: Besides that bear is dangerous and we need to face it, tranquilize it and send it back to the wild.
Ratso: What's stopping us from killing that thing?!
Me: Guys! Bears are animals and Fluttershy hates it when animals die. She would never forgive us in seeing us do that hence way we make trees for the food to preserve animals. And another thing, this is a bear that we need to stop and they belong in one place and that's the forest. So we're going to tranquilize it and send it back to the forest.
Nico: J.D. is right. Like it or not, this bear needs to be sent back to the wild. The city is not a place for a bear.
Loud House Taylor: Who knows what that thing's probably doing right now!
Me: Well bears go through garbage for food and there have even been reports of them going into houses and eating everyones food.
Xenia: Yep.
Fluttershy: He is doing all this because he is hungry.
Camie: Yeah.
Cassidy: Either way we got to stop him.
Strikning: Maria, I know you're scared right now.
Thundermon: But please be brave for us right now. Okay?
Maria: (GULPS) I'll try.
Me: Good Maria.
Nico: Okay we need a plan to draw the bear out.
Mokuba: We can use lots of steak.
Me: Good idea. But fish will also get his attention.
Nicole: That works. I got this.
She pulled out a barbecue and lit it.
Nicole: Now for this. (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)
SMOKED FISH MAGISWORD!
She fired waves of fish fillets and cooked them on the grill. Nicole was wearing an apron that said Kiss the Meat Master.
Killer Croc: Can I try some?
Ghost of Dr. Coffin: I want some too!
Nicole: Sure. There's enough for everyone.
Killer Croc opened his mouth and Nicole fired waves of fish and they went in and he ate them.
Killer Croc: MMM!
Qin: Boy Samon would love that Magisword.
Nicole: He sure would.
She gave us meat too.
Electropede: Are you feeling better, Maria?
Millipede Pete: Please say yes!
Maria then suddenly had a memory of everything the bear did and then she remembered that we know many bear friends and that mutant bear may have done some terrible things but she is not going to let something as puny as a bear stop her!
Maria then got up.
Maria: That bear is not going to hurt me anymore! I AM MARIA DUNBAR! FORMERLY AQUAMARIA AND I AM NOT GOING TO LET A BEAR HURT ME ANYMORE!
We cheered for her!
Qin: Nice Maria!
Carol: That is my sister!
We got to hiding and then we saw a figure come out and it was a grizzly bear and he had a red came and a black German World War I helmet on.
Me: There he is.
Qin: Wow he wears a cape too? That is cool.
Hunter: Und his helmet would look wunderbar on my table.
Finn: Entrance time!
We went at him.
The bear sniffed the fish and then was eating it and it was delicious to him and he ate it all. Then the spirits of tanks of World War I came and swirled around him and then converged and then the planes of the great World War I Dogfights appeared and flew around the bear and then we came out and landed and faced the DEATH BEAR!
Qin: Okay bear it's time to go home!
The bear roared and then belched!
Brass Knuckles: You think we're scared of you?!
Evil Crash Man: Come on and give us your best shot!
Me: YEAH!
It roared.
It came at us and I jumped and landed behind him.
I ducked under a swipe from his claws.
Camie: Yeah!
We fired waves of fish and it went into his mouth and he ate it all.
Then Fireor, Count Nocturne, Oculous, Black Knight Ghost, Marluxia, Pyros, Black Manta, Xigbar, Grundy, Leap Frog, Ted Carson Firefly, Evil Bubble Man, Allomere, Yost Molten Man, Neopolitan, Boxcars, Skeleton Men, Toar, Greg, and Glue Man appeared.
Nico: Fireor, Count Nocturne, Oculous, Black Knight Ghost, Marluxia, Pyros, Black Manta, Xigbar, Grundy, Leap Frog, Ted Carson Firefly, Evil Bubble Man, Allomere, Yost Molten Man, Neopolitan, Boxcars, Skeleton Men, Toar, Greg, and Glue Man.
Fireor: This is the first time I'm seeing a bear wear War clothes.
Me: Especially ones from over 100 years ago.
Count Nocturne: But it's still not match for us!
Oculous: I'm very tempted not to shoot it in the head!
Me: We need to send it back home guys. We're not going to kill him.
Black Knight Ghost: (to Nico) We heard you brought an Evil Krabs to justice.
Nico: We sure did.
Marluxia: But Plankton sharing ownership of the Krusty Krab isn't a bad idea.
Me: You got that right. That was awesome.
Thunderon then appeared.
Me: Thunderon. Back for another round I see.
Thunderon: I sure am.
Qin: Awesome.
Thunderon: Cassidy's joining the battle against me?
Me: Yep she sure is.
Nilou: And I am too. I just joined the team. My name is Nilou.
Thunderon: Awesome having you with us.
Me: Yep.
We got the battles underway.
Wheeler (Captain Planet), Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Edyn Edwina, Star Fox Team, Chaor and Takinom VS Fireor - Nico's rescue was for exposing Mr. Krabs and his crimes to the people
Fireor was first.
Fireor: (to Wheeler) Nico's rescue was for exposing Mr. Krabs and his crimes to the people. Too much time awake is bad for your health!
Wheeler: You got that right. He kept them awake for 43 days with no breaks!
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah what kind of person does that?
Starshine Sparkle: Someone that doesn't give a hoot about anyone but himself and money.
Spyro: I agree there too.
Edyn Edwina: That version of Mr. Krabs had it coming.
Fox: Yeah no kidding.
Fireor: I agree there. Lets do it!
Wheeler used his Legend Items.
FLIGHT THROUGH THE LYLAT SYSTEM! BATTLES OF CORNELIA!
They fired waves of magic and fire and smashed him down.
Marceline the Vampire Queen, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Gloria Gellespie, Dracula (Hotel Transylvania), Alucard (HELLSING) and Android 17 VS Count Nocturne - Battling Another Happy Sarutobi Ninjaden and Another Dirty Bubble
Count Nocturne was next.
Count Nocturne: (to Marceline) Nico, Nokama's team, Dirty Bubble's team, and the others did good Battling Another Happy Sarutobi Ninjaden. And Another Dirty Bubble too.
Marceline: They sure did a great job and we were not expecting it to be the sailor soldiers of The worlds of Lilo and Stitch and The Land Before Time.
Starlight Glimmer: That was awesome and cool.
Cozy Glow: It sure was awesome.
Hex: Yeah that was incredible.
Gloria Gellespie: It sure was awesome.
Dracula (Hotel Transylvania): I agree there my friends.
Count Nocturne: I agree there. Lets dance!
Marceline used her Legend Items.
DANCE OF THE BLOB! EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
They danced like The Blob did in the 2nd movie and they fired waves of darkness, bones, skulls, blood, lightning, stars and magic and smashed him down.
Tommy, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Hilary Czemmenshikova, Spotlight, RD Girl Jordan and RD Clyde VS Oculous - Lincoln's rescue
Oculous was next.
Oculous: (to Tommy) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Pokitaru. How was it?
Tommy: It was really awesome. We went there to take down Abigail Seraphina, the Seraphina Sisters evil and insane pyromaniac former relative.
Oculous: What was she like?
Rarity: She was not a very pleasant sight.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah.
FLASHBACK
Stella Seraphina: Of course. See, Abigail was once our sister, and like us, she was born with really strong and immensely powerful fire powers, winged flight, and total mastery of all forms of fire magic like her sisters, but she doesn't have immortality.
Hestia Seraphina: And what also makes us not like her is that she used her powers to cause havoc and destruction across Royal Woods and wants nothing more than to see the world burn, because she's a very envious, jealous, and greedy girl and she hated us for a very long time.
We gasped.
Me: Jeez, now I know the full reason behind what you said about her, Stella.
Lincoln: Yeah, none of us liked her, she was always envious, greedy, jealous, and really full of hate, and she enjoyed causing destruction and havoc, even burning people badly.
Nuria Seraphina: And in her jealous rage, she tried to burn down Royal Woods, and then, she would also watch the world burn, but, her plan was stopped by Lincoln, Stella Seraphina, Hestia Seraphina, Eilane Seraphina, Ember Seraphina, Alinta Seraphina, Helia Seraphina, Bridget Seraphina, and I along with the other Guardian Angels, and we defeated her, and we sealed her inside a cryogenic container that would neutralize her powers and Leina Mobius froze her in a glacier and she sent it to Antarctica where she would remain there forever.
Becky Long: I was the one who made that cryogenic container, and I made sure it would neutralize all of Abigail's powers, but we took a look at the footage from the battle, and we soon found out that a demon sent by that fallen Guardian Angel, Isabella Abaddon, to sabotage the cryogenic chamber.
Nico: Why, that evil, little...!
Lincoln: We were furious at what she did, even in Hell, she still wanted to cause trouble for us. Now, I am really glad we sent her to The Black Gates and made her pay for her crimes, but now, we got to put a stop to Abigail Seraphina, and I'm going to take all of her powers and make her powerless, and we're going to throw her in prison forever.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Oculous: Man that girl is a monster!
Gill Grunt: You're telling me! She was pure evil.
Hilary Czemmenshikova: (Russian Accent) I agree there comrades.
Spotlight: But at least she is gone.
Oculous: I agree there. Lets do it!
Tommy used his legend items.
TOMMY'S ICY SPIRIT FURY! HAILSTORM OF DOOM!
They fired waves of ice, jewels, water and energy and smashed him down.
Red She-Hulk, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Sheila Kelsall, Ty, Sly, Shazza, Rothar and Dardemus VS Black Knight Ghost - Meeting the Musiqidandi sisters
Black Knight Ghost was next.
Black Knight Ghost: (to Red She Hulk) I heard you guys met the Musiqidandi sisters. What are their first names?
Red She-Hulk: Their names are Amunet, Bastet, Chione, Ebony, Isis, Neferteri, and Rana Musiqidandi.
Applejack: They are all from Egypt and they are all amazing.
Apple Bloom: They sure are and their story is awesome too.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Amunet, what memories did you and your sisters have with Lincoln, and what did our resident jerks do to earn your hatred?
Amunet Musiqidandi: (Egyptian Accent) Oh, I was hoping you'd ask that. One day, we were with Lincoln at our home, and we asked him to model some clothes we've been making, including swim shorts, and of course, speedos. My sisters and I were blushing like crazy when we saw Lincoln in a speedo, and we almost wanted to jump him and make out with him, but we soon heard a scream of rage, and out the window, we saw Flip, Lewis Travolta, and Scoots coming for us, and they were on yet another rampage, but Lincoln stuck his hand out the window and fired a massive wave of water at those jerks and sent them barreling right into some police wagons that Lincoln called, and they got taken back to jail and the nuthouse. We then saw Vanzilla, and Lincoln had to change back into his regular clothes, and the door opened, and we saw J.D., Lincoln's sisters and parents, and they were worried when they found out Flip, Scoots, and Lewis Travolta were on the rampage again, but Lincoln told them he took care of them by firing a massive wave of water at them which sent them barreling into police wagons and it took them back to prison and the nuthouse, and they breathed a sigh of relief.
Luna: Yeah, we were nervous. Plus, we knew Lincoln was modeling clothes that they made, including speedos, and he had to change back into his regular clothes, if we saw him in a speedo, we'd faint, because of the fact our brother became a really big, really strong, really attractive, and extremely muscular man.
Leni: Thanks to his Guardian Angels taking him to their gym to work out every time and far from the five untrustworthy sisters in our family. But, we were the only ones Lincoln trusted, since he knew of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan's heartless behavior towards him and his Guardian Angels, and how they stayed friends with them despite the dark things they did to our brother remained a mystery.
Lincoln: Until it was exposed that Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan had Dark Sides making them do all those things, and over time, they've earned forgiveness for their actions, and they hated their Dark Sides to the core and want nothing but to wish death upon them.
Flashback Ends
Black Knight Ghost: Whoa that is amazing!
Flashwing: It sure was awesome
Sheila Kellsall: (Australian Accent) I agree there too mates.
Ty: (Australian Accent) I agree there too.
Black Knight Ghost: I do too. Lets do it!
Red She Hulk used her legend items.
RED SHE HULK'S SWORD OF FURY RED SHE HULK LEGO JOURNEY!
They fired waves os earth, rock, boulders, mud, crystal, apples and energy and smashed him down.
Layla Williams, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Laney Loud, Tammy Lincolnshire, Poison Ivy, Nelson Muntz and RD Leni VS Marluxia - the Mascots using the Hypnotizing Wheel
Marluxia was next.
Marluxia: (to Layla) The mascots got to use the Hypnotizing Wheel. You think they went a little overboard?
Layla Williams: I think they did. But seeing all those things that happened to everyone was funny and awesome.
Fluttershy: It was really funny.
Tornado Bolt: But the mascots are in a lot of hot water because of what they did to Lincoln in making him drunk.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Yeah but those lines he said were really funny.
Stealth Elf: Boy no kidding and they made Laney beat up Billy as payback for what he did to J.D.
Laney: Yeah no kidding. I put Billy in the Infirmary in a full body cast.
Tammy Lincolnshire: That was nuts.
Poison Ivy: She broke every single bone in his body.
Marluxia: GOOD GRIEF! Boy no kidding. Lets do it!
Layla used her legend items.
LAYLA WILLIAMS'S JUNGLE JOURNEY! JOURNEY OF MOWGLI!
They fired waves of leaves, grass, fruit, vegetables and flowers and smashed him down.
Zhuqiaomon, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Guntherton Sisters, Flame Princess, Dragon (Skunk Fu), and Burner Man VS Pyros the Lava Titan - The Mascots used the Hypnotizing Wheel on Kevin too and he was a monkey and he bit Ed's butt
Pyros the Lava Titan was next.
Pyros: (to Zhuqiaomon) The mascots used the Hypnotizing Wheel on Kevin too. And he was a monkey that bit Ed's butt!
Zhuqiaomon: Yeah that was so funny!
Sunset Shimmer: Boy he looked really funny as a monkey! That made me laugh so hard my throat is sore from it.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) That is funny and cool!
Sunburn: Sarah was eating bugs and she is gonna have a nasty taste in her mouth.
The Guntherton Sisters agreed.
Flame Princess: Boy that was crazy and funny.
Pyros: Boy no kidding! Lets do it!
Zhuqiaomon used his legend items.
ZHUQIAOMON'S PHOENIX FLIGHT! CRUSADE OF FIRE!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Yusuke Urameshi, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Estella Skyla, Maximum Ride, Ratso and Chow VS Black Manta - The Park is in Trouble again
Black Manta was next.
Black Manta: (to Yusuke) The Park is in Trouble again. What's going on this time?
Yusuke: There's a bear that wears a World War I cape and German Helmet on and it's causing lots of problems.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah we're trying to return it to the wild.
Scootaloo: This bear just wants to go home.
Whirlwind: Yeah he just misses the life he loved in the forest.
Estella Skyla: I agree there too.
Maximum Ride: I do too.
Black Manta: I don't blame him. Lets do it!
Yusuke used his legend items.
YUSUKE'S JOURNEY! BATTLE WITH SPIRIT DETECTIVES!
They fired waves of energy, wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.
Erza Scarlet, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Leni Loud, Nina Echoton, Lilo, Stitch, King Stefan, and Loud House Taylor vs Xigbar - The Death Bear is crazy
Xigbar was next.
Xigbar: (to Erza) The Death Bear is crazy! Remind me why we're not putting that monster down?!
Erza Scarlet: Because we're trying to put him back in the forest. He just wants to go back home.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah the city is not a good place for a bear like him.
Maud Pie: (monotonously) I agree there. The guy just wants to be returned to the wild.
Featherweight: I agree there too.
Sprocket: It's the right thing to do.
Leni Loud: I totes agree there too.
Nina Echoton: I do too.
Lilo: Same here.
Stitch: Me too.
Xigbar: No arguments there. Lets do it!
Erza used her legend items.
ERZA'S BEAUTIFUL JOURNEY OF MAGIC! ERZA'S JOURNEY OF BEAUTY!
They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Tristan Taylor, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Han Sisters, Bonnie Terrez, Jaden Yuki, Mokuba Kaiba and Seto Kaiba VS Solomon Grundy - The Death Bear is a dangerous animal that must be put back into the wild
Grundy was next.
Grundy: (to Tristan) Bad bear is dangerous animal that must be put back in wild! (grumbles) But Grundy could probably just snap bad bear's neck!
Tristan: You could but this mission isn't about killing it. He just wants to go home.
Princess Luna: I agree there. J.D. made the right call on that. We need to send him back home.
Moondust: He was in a zoo that was abandoned and left to rot like an open wound for 20 years. And he was forgotten.
Snowdrop: He misses the forest and needs to get back with his brethren.
Gari: I agree there too.
Blackout: Same here as well. The poor bear must be lonely without his fellow bears.
Naomi Han: That is true there.
Bonnie Terrez: I agree too.
Jaden: Same here guys.
Grundy: Grundy does too. Lets do it!
Tristan used his legend items.
TRISTAN'S DUEL JOURNEY! TRISTAN VS THE MYTHIC DRAGON!
They fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed him down.
Lightning Dust, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Lillian Addams, Whirlwind, Buffo and his Worshipers, and Finn (Jackie Chan) VS Leap Frog - The Death Bear wears a World War I Era style outfit?
Leap Frog was next.
Leap Frog: (to Lightning Dust) The Death Bear wears a World War I Era style outfit? That's something you don't see every day.
Lightning Dust: I agree there. World War I ended over 100 years ago in 1918. That is amazing it has those.
Princess Celestia: Yeah it sure is cool though.
King Solar: And that was a terrible war back then.
Solar Eclipsa: It sure was.
Amber Morning: It sure was a terrible war. And all because an insane nut killed Archduke Ferdinand of Austria back in 1914.
Spotlight: That was horrible.
Lillian Addams: You're not kidding there.
Whirlwind: Yeah that was awful.
Leap Frog: No kidding. Lets do it!
Lightning Dust used her Legend Items.
LIGHTNING OF THE NEBULA! LIGHTNING STORM OF DARKNESS!
They fired waves of lightning and light and smashed him down.
Arianne Glenis Maple VS Theodore Carson A.K.A. Firefly
Ted Carson A.K.A. Firefly was next.
Ted Carson: Boy its been ages since World War I ended.
Arianne: Over 100 years. It started in 1914 and ended in 1918.
Ted Carson: Boy that is a really long time.
Arianne fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Melody VS Evil Bubble Man
Evil Bubble Man was next.
Evil Bubble Man: Are there any veterans left of World War I?
Melody: After 100 years? No there aren't. That was happened almost 110 years ago and everyone that fought in it would have to be over 140 years old by now.
Evil Bubble Man: No kidding! But yeah you're right.
Melody fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.
Luna Lovegood VS Allomere
Allomere was next.
Allomere: It's hard to imagine that Maria got mauled by a bear back then!
Luna Lovegood: (British Accent) This wasn't an ordinary bear, this was a mutant bear. It was a bear with four arms and had a huge ugly mouth in its stomach.
Allomere: Oh man! That is scary!
She fired waves of magic and smashed him down.
Catherine Windsor VS Yost Molten Man
Yost Molten Man was next.
Yost Molten Man: What was the cause of World War I?
Catherine Windsor: (British Accent) It was because of the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand and that plunged the world into World War I and for 4 years they fought from 1914 to 1918.
Yost Molten Man: That was awful!
Catherine Windsor: You're not kidding there.
She fired waves of fire and blasted him down.
Nathalie VS Neapolitan
Neapolitan was next.
Nathalie: World War I sure was a terrible war back then huh?
Neapolitan nodded in agreement there.
Nathalie: It sure was.
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Katara VS Boxcars
Boxcars was next.
Boxcars: (Laughs) I will make you drenched in oil.
Katara: Bring it on!
Katara fired waves of water and blasted him down.
Harold VS Skeleton Men
Skeleton Men were next.
They roared at Harold.
Harold: Oh roar yourselves.
He fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Botan VS Toar
Toar was next.
Toar: This is gonna be fun.
Botan: (British Accent) It sure will be fun.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Candy VS Greg
Greg was next.
Greg: Boy that bear is a nasty one.
Candy: You're not kidding there.
She fired waves of gumdrops and smashed him down.
Mika Kozuru VS Evil Glue Man
Evil Glue Man was next.
Evil Glue Man: This will be good.
Mika Kozuru: You bet it will be!
She fired waves of stars and smashed him down.
Lightspeed Rescue Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Cassidy, Himiko, Celica, Nilou, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Thunderon
Thunderon was next.
Thunderon: Boy that bear is one nasty guy. But I agree there with J.D. and Nico. He belongs in the forest and not the city.
Varie: You got that right.
Cassidy: I agree there too.
Me: I'm glad you guys think so.
Himiko: Yeah that bear at least needs to be let back into the forest.
Celica: You got that right.
Nilou: I agree there myself as well.
Thunderon: You got that right there. Lets do it!
Me: Gladly.
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Greatswords of The Elemental Wubbox Monsters, they're a collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the elemental Wubbox monsters etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged colored black blades, large colored Wubbox heads for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handles, four large colored Wubbox heads and large colored gems on the bottom of the Wubbox heads for the pommels, and there's also blasters included with the greatswords. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
I teleported back to them.
Carter: Lets do it!
Lightspeed Rescue Rangers: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
Ryan: TITANIUM POWER!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Lightspeed Rescue Rangers too!
Me: YEAH! Time to kick some butt!
Carter: V-LANCERS! BLASTER MODE!
Me: FIRE!
Carter: Spectra Blast!
They fired rainbow energy beams and they converged into one blast.
Carter: On target!
Me: FIRE!
We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Thunderon and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
He was blown to pieces in a powerful fiery explosion!
Me: YEAH! Thunderon you have failed this city.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Orion: You miss the wild so much?
Tsukasa: Then we're bringing the wild to you!
Kamen Ride: Wild Force Red!
Kamen Ride: Wild Force Blue!
Kamen Ride: Wild Force Black!
Kamen Ride: Wild Force Yellow!
Kamen Ride: Wild Force White!
Kamen Ride: Wild Force Silver!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! WILD FORCE!
They turned into the Wild Force Rangers, Tsukasa turned into the Red Wild Force Ranger and Daiki summoned clones of the Wild Force Rangers.
We went at the bear and smashed and mashed him.
Then I saw a black hair version of Nohyas!
Me: Whoa Another Nohyas!
I went over to that one.
Me: Good thing we were told about you coming.
Another Nohyas: (In a girls Voice) I had a feeling about that.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and it was a dark hair sailor soldier with black and blue clothes and she had black angel wings.
Me: (GASP) Xena Keyblada A.K.A. Sailor Keyblade Graveyard!
Sailor Keyblade Graveyard: That's right. Awesome to see you again and I heard you did so much there.
Me: Yeah we sure did. That was a really epic battle there. We destroyed Xehanort and resurrected all the Keybladers that fell there.
Sailor Keyblade Graveyard: I'm glad they are all back.
Me: Me too. Did Swartz Promise you anything?
Sailor Keyblade Graveyard: Just to resurrect all those that died in the Keyblade Graveyard.
Me: We beat you to the punch on that one.
Sailor Keyblade Graveyard: I can tell. But please turn me back to normal.
Me: You got it.
She turned into Another Nohyas and I Fired waves of energy and smashed her down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and picked up Sailor Keyblade Graveyard.
Me: You'll be all right.
I saw magiswords all over the ground and they were all the Magiswords of the core, neo-core and neo core members of the Masters of Evil. They were all imbued with their powers.
I picked them all up and put them in my bracelet.
Susie, Tuddrussel, Drillhorn and Nosecone used the Pop Star and Earth cyber planet keys and they enhanced Drillhorn's Magma Bomber, Nosecone's X-Ray Pistol and Susie and Tuddrussel's powers 100-fold.
Susie (Kirby) and Drillhorn: POP STAR MAGMA BURST!
Tuddrussel and Nosecone: X-RAY TIME BLAST!
ACORNS OF BUTTKICKING and Deadwood: ACORNS OF FURY BLAST!
RED DRAGONS AND HUMMINGBIRDS and Brass Knuckles: RED DRAGONS BURST!
WARRIORS OF REMNANT and Mojo Jojo: REMNANT POWERPUFF BLAST!
FLOWERS OF THE CROC and Killer Croc: FLOWER CROCODILE BLAST!
MAGIC OF THE CLOW and Amora: MAGIC OF THE CLOW BLAST!
LIGHTNING FORCE STORM and Electropede: LIGHTNING FORCE STORM SHOT!
FORCE WITH US ALL and Baron Mordo: FORCE WITH US ALL BLAST!
LIGHTNING OF THE HALO and Thundermon: LIGHTNING OF THE HALO BLAST!
DARKNESS OF MAGIC and Felix Faust: DARKNESS MAGIC SHOT STORM!
AUSTRALIA MAYHEM FORCE and Kerbero Gangan: AUSTRALIAN MAYHEM BLAST!
EAGLES OF THE WIND and Emil Eagle: WIND EAGLES BLAST!
CRASHING FORCE WAVES and Evil Crash Man: CRASHING FORCE WAVES BLAST!
APES OF MAYHEM and Ape Man: APES OF MAYHEM BLAST!
UZUMAKI GHOST STORM and Ghost of Dr. Coffin: UZUMAKI GHOST STORM BLAST!
DRILLS OF FURY and Evil Drill Man: DRILLS OF FURY BLAST!
SMASHING HAMMER FORCE and Millipede Pete: SMASHING HAMMER BLAST!
CUTTING FORCE FURY and Evil Cut Man: CUTTING FORCE BLADES!
LIGHTNING THIEF STORM and Strikning: LIGHTNING THIEF STORM BLAST!
OSTRICHES OF FURY and Ozzie Ostritch: OSTRICHES OF FURY BLAST!
BONDS OF MAYHEM and Bond Man: BONDS OF MAYHEM BLAST!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Fluttershy, Grizz, Panda, Ice Bear, Laney, Kenai and Qin: BEARS OF JUSTICE BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: WWI WEAPON ELEMENT STYLE: FN M1900!
Entrapta: WWI WEAPON LIGHTNING STYLE: WERDER PISTOL MODEL 1869!
Perfuma: WWI WEAPON NATURE STYLE: STEYR REPETIERPISTOLE M1912/P16!
Frosta: WWI WEAPON ICE STYLE: GEWEHR 1888!
Jessica Kaios: WWI WEAPON FIRE STYLE: GEWEHR 98!
Yuna: WWI WEAPON WATER STYLE: MASCHINENGEWEHR 08!
Toph: WWI WEAPON EARTH STYLE: 9 CM MINENWERFER M14!
Tatsumaki: WWI WEAPON WIND STYLE: BROWNING AUTO-5!
They fired waves of elements and energy and they formed into said weapons.
Lincoln and his harem: WWI WEAPON FINAL SMASH: MORTAR RAMPAGE!
They fired a massive barrage of elemental mortars!
Lincoln suddenly used Fluttershy's Stare on Death Bear.
Lincoln: You've gone way too far in attacking our friends yet again, Death Bear, I don't take kindly to those who attack my friends in the kind of manner you have done, I have got half a mind to drag you right back home to your mother and tell her exactly what you did, YOU CRAZY, RAMPAGING MEANIE!
Nico literally jumped into my arms in fright when Lincoln said that.
Me: (GROANS) Nico, you're giving me a hernia!
Nico: Sorry, dude, but you know what happens when either Fluttershy or Lincoln uses The Stare.
That frightened The Death Bear so badly, it shook off the World War I outfit, and ran off back to the wild, and Nico got off.
Juliana Giagoremu: (Gasps) Did Lincoln just...?!
Katara Chevalierflamboyant: (French Accent) Yes, he did.
Fluttershy: He used my Stare, and he took the words right out of my mouth. I guess it's true that I'm not the only one who can use The Stare, and I'll be sure to reward him later, 'cause we're not done yet.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) That's right, there's still the matter of Rubén Parra to deal with, and that religious fanatic and heretic should be arriving...right now!
?: (Spanish Accent) You and the rest of your friends, along with all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, shall be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, Maria Garcia!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Oh great, I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, don't you know when to stay away from us, Rubén Parra.
A man with black hair, tanned skin, brown eyes, and dressed in black clothes came out, it was Rubén Parra, the next member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
Carmen Valkyrus: (Spanish Accent) Lincoln was right that you and the other members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte had broken out, but if you think you intend to finish what we started, then, you're just as insane as ever.
Rubén Parra: You will all be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, and our deity will reward us as we bathe in your blood!
Suddenly, Carmen Valkyrus' red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, she unholstered her massive Fabled Valkyrus-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Rubén Parra, she left black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels with every step.
Carmen Valkyrus: (Spanish Accent) At least, I know that you're still the same religious fanatic still devoted in the practice of Black Santeria, but now, I've just about had it up to hear with you for the last time, Rubén Parra. You and The Order have caused more than enough bloody chaos for the last time, and for what you all tried to do in an attempted desecration of the bodies of the dead, that is an unforgivable sin. As the Gene-Slammer of Fabled Valkyrus and member of The Order of The Fabled, I hereby sentence you to death for your bloody crimes!
Suddenly, Carmen Valkyrus was surrounded by a massive vortex of black energy with darkness, light and dark magic, and light surrounding the vortex, there are imps, fiends, dark angels, and Fabled Valkyrus flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Carmen Valkyrus emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Carmen Valkyrus grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels surrounding her and her three imps, she has Fabled Valkyrus emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has imp earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Fabled Valkyrus with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her red imp-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Carmen Valkyrus has on a sleeveless open midnight black blouse, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, long midnight black skirt with jewels around the waist, black lace stockings, midnight black knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels on the coattails, and on the back is Fabled Valkyrus surrounded by darkness and light and imps and on top of Fabled Urustos is an anti-Sergio symbol. Suddenly, Carmen Valkyrus felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with red tips on the large midnight black feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails. Carmen Valkyrus has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Carmen Valkyrus' massive Fabled Valkyrus-themed greatsword and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Fabled Valkyrus' Darkness Light Fabled Imp Greatsword of Darkness Light Fabled Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and Fabled Valkyrus etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large imp heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large imp heads with green gems and large red gem on the bottom of the imp heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Fabled Valkyrus' head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Fabled Valkyrus that said, "Carmen Valkyrus, Gene-Slammer of Fabled Valkyrus, Friend of Maria Garcia, Gene-Slammer of Fabled Leviathan, Member of The Fabled Gene-Slammers and Member of The Order of The Fabled, Goth Girl of Guanajuato, Mexico, Master of The Powers of Darkness and Summoner of Imps, Expert on Spooky Mexican Legends and Legendary Monsters of Spanish Legend, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Despiser of Sergio Casagrande, Destroyer of Rubén Parra of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Imps, and Fallen Angels"
カルメン・ヴァルキュラス、伝説のヴァルキュラス の ジーン・スラマー、マリア・ガルシア の友人、伝説のリヴァイアサン の ジーンスラマー、伝説のジーンスラマー のメンバー、伝説の騎士団 のメンバー、メキシコ、グアナフアトの ゴス少女、魔力の達人暗黒とインプの召喚士、不気味なメキシコの伝説とスペインの伝説の伝説のモンスターの専門家、愛するガーディアン エンジェルとリンカーン ラウドの将来の妻、ダーク ロリの粉砕者、セルジオ カサグランデの軽蔑者、ヌエストラ セニョーラ デ ラ騎士団のルーベン パラの破壊者サンタ・ムエルテ、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、闇、インプ、堕天使のマスター
Carmen Valkyrus has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FABLED VALKYRUS-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS LIGHT IMP MEXICAN FABLED VALKYRUS ANGEL OF DIVINE DARK FABLED VALKYRUS IMP JUSTICE AND DIVINE FABLED VALKYRUS IMP LOVE!
We were amazed by Carmen Valkyrus' Super Angel-Fabled Valkyrus-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Rubén Parra saw it, he went insane and he got out his sacrificial knife to stab her, but Carmen Valkyrus fired a powerful black energy blast with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels at Rubén Parra, which hit him and pushed him back and he also got burned, but this really pissed him off now.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Incredible, Carmen's transformed.
Lincoln: Yeah, and she really sent Rubén Parra back with that energy blast she fired and that really pissed him off now, and Carmen you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Carmen Valkyrus: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Light Fabled Valkyrus and Divine Darkness Light Fabled Valkyrus Imp Love) (Spanish Accent) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to Rubén Parra once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Carmen.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Carmen Valkyrus.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done running, Rubén Parra, and now, you're going to pay for the times you and The Order have tried to kill my Guardian Angels in the past.
Carmen Valkyrus and Lincoln went after Rubén Parra, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Rubén Parra and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now.
Then, Carmen Valkyrus sent her three imps and Lincoln summoned his own imps and they sent them at Rubén Parra, and they claw at his face and body, and that caused him to drop his sacrificial ritual knife, which Lincoln suddenly destroyed, and he slashed out his eyes.
Nico: Nice touch with summoning imps to attack him.
Me: Lincoln did say that The Fabled Gene-Slammers can also summon imps, and he can also do the same thing after he fed on their blood, and he also slashed out his eyes.
Qin: Yeesh, now that was brutal.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Carmen Valkyrus, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Fabled Valkyrus' Darkness Light Fabled Fallen Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's midnight black with red flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and Fabled Valkyrus surrounded by imps and light etched on the sides, and a red gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Carmen Valkyrus aimed their hand-cannon blasters at Rubén Parra.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Eat energy blasts, Rubén Parra!
Carmen Valkyrus and Lincoln fired blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, and elemental forces at Rubén Parra and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down. Then, as they holster their hand-cannon blasters, Lincoln fired energy blades from a swing of his massive greatsword at Rubén Parra and the blades skewered him, and Lincoln fired a blood red and black energy beam which hits Rubén Parra and Lincoln sucked out his blood and life force and he was reduced to a desiccated corpse, and when his spirit appeared, Carmen Valkyrus and Lincoln gave Rubén Parra The Black Gates for good. We cheered as Carmen Valkyrus and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Carmen Valkyrus' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Carmen Valkyrus: (Spanish Accent) For what you've done in practicing Black Santeria to cause death to so many innocent souls, you deserve nothing but eternal damnation. Thanks for helping me end Rubén Parra for good, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Carmen.
Suddenly, Carmen Valkyrus wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Carmen Valkyrus' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, imps, and Fabled Valkyrus flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and and light shining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Carmen Valkyrus absorbed the light and they came back to us as the display and Fabled Valkyrus vanished.
Nico: Wow, guys, that was one awesome battle you fought, and with Rubén Parra's death, now there are only twelve members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
Carmen Valkyrus: (Spanish Accent) Now, we're really ahead of the curve.
Lincoln: Yep, which means that the next one to take down tomorrow is Gabriel Pacheco, which means it'll be Daniela Abanc's turn.
Daniela Abanc: (Spanish Accent) That's right.
Me: Those monsters have caused enough trouble and damage to too many innocent lives.
Nico: And all for the practice of Dark Santeria. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet tomorrow?
Lincoln: Good question, Nico. Hmm, oh, I have an idea, how about Gene-Slammers for Floot, HippityHop, Squot, Wimmzies, Cantorell, Bridg-it, Clavi Gnat, and Pladdie.
Nicholette Torrington: Ooh, now that's an awesome idea, and there's one group who would be Gene-Slammed into those monsters, The Tenshi no Ongaku Gang.
Nico: Japanese for Angel Music, this should be an interesting one.
Lincoln: You'll love meeting them, The Tenshi no Ongaku Gang is a music gang from Japan dedicated to playing music for charity alongside our family, and they even moved to Michigan when they and I were 6 years old. We even enjoyed playing music instruments together, and they, alongside our family, even played music for multiple charities, and they absolutely hate the jerks with a passion.
Winter Icyin: (British Accent) It'll be splendid to see them again tomorrow. (To the Mascots) Oh, and Poromon, there's something I intend to give you.
Poromon: Uh oh.
Winter Icyin put on Eustace Bagge's Ooga Booga mask.
Winter Icyin: (British Accent) OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
Mascots: (SCREAM WITH ABSOLUTE FRIGHT)
Poromon and our mascots jumped into May's arms after Winter Icyin scared them with Eustace's ugly mask.
Anna Anyanova: That's what you mischief-makers get for hypnotizing Linky into drinking beer! If we ever catch you doing that again, Poromon, you can say goodbye to your beer collection forever!
Poromon: (GASPS)
May: Oh man, she means it big time. And you know what happens when you cross any single one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels.
Suddenly, the spirits of my Universe 666 self and Universe 666 Varie appeared.
Varie: It's our Universe 666 selves. What brings you here?
Universe 666 Me: Sorry for the intrusion, but we're here to talk to Lincoln.
Lincoln: What's wrong?
Universe 666 Me: Lincoln, we got word from Slade from our universe that your Universe 666 self has been found, and he's out for revenge.
Nico: On us?!
Universe 666 Varie: No. On Evil Nico and his universe's Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan. See, Universe 666 Lincoln is just like Prime Universe Lincoln, but he tragically lost his heart and soul when me, J.D., Leni, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, his parents, his friends, and even his harem and Guardian Angels were all murdered, and it was a plot by Evil Nico, and worse, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan teamed up with him to do it.
We gasped.
Lincoln: When you meant lost his heart and soul, you mean he lost the ability to love again, and he'd become hellbent on revenge on the very monsters responsible for what happened.
Universe 666 Me: That's right, Lincoln. Please, on your rescue tomorrow, save him. Among those of my former team, Universe 666 Lincoln was the only one always on my side.
Lincoln: You have my word, Universe 666 J.D. Do Good Slade and the others know about it?
Universe 666 Me: They do, and they're going to help, and so are we.
Nico: Awesome! So, tomorrow, it's off to Universe 666 Earth.
Lincoln: To save my Universe 666 self from spiraling even further into madness, and if Evil Lynn and Evil Lola come back and break out Evil Lori, Evil Luan, and Evil Lisa, payback's coming for them all.
Nicholette Torrington: And we'll unleash Hell on all five of them! Yes, our moment for revenge has finally come!
Pyros: There. Now, the Death Bear is free to be in the Wilderness.
Black Manta: And no one got killed.
Me: Thank goodness.
Mordecai: No kidding there.
Xigbar: Otherwise, we would've been forced to end it.
Me: Yep.
Grundy: Grundy wanna do something fun tomorrow!
Leap Frog: You'll get your chance. Especially since tomorrow has no usual battles.
Me: Great!
Nico: Calm before the storm. Great job today everyone.
Fluttershy: (To the viewers) Remember to be kind to all your pets and animal friends too.
Me: You got that right.
Nico: Yep.
we went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another fanfic done.
The Death Bear from Regular Show was a weird but cool one.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Loki Loud, Stinkbomb, Spittor, Cybershark And Tigerhawk along with Stinky Butt the Foul, Malodor, Mr. Sucker Punch, Universe 666 Supergiant, Unicorn Fart Master And Sloppy Joe are heading to Rhyboflavin and we're going to battle Oldman Oldman and BRACE YOURSELVES BECAUSE BRYNJA HERINGSDÖTIR IS GOING TO EXPLODE IN POWER INTO HER MOST POWERFUL TRANSFORMATION EVER AND SHE IS GOING TO UNLEASH THE FURY OF ICELANDIC JUSTICE ON THAT SENILE OLD GOAT FOR NOT ONLY MAKING THE WARRIORS DOING ALL KINDS OF MENIAL CHORES BUT ALSO FOR GETTING AN EVIL TOUPEE AND TRYING TO DESTROY THEM! OLDMAN OLDMAN BETTER GET THIS BEATING HE'S ABOUT TO GET THROUGH THAT THICK SKULL OF HIS! Also we're going to battle Another 3 Little Pig Brothers and Another Stinky Butt the Foul. Plug your noses guys because this one is gonna be stinky. And we're going to meet The 26 Unown Gene-slammers. They are The Blood Siblings. They are 13 girls and 13 boys and they are all goth kids. The girls are Older and the boys are younger. They are 26 goth kids that Nico knows that have dark powers as well as reality warping powers. The next match-up in this saga is Daniela Abanc - Gene-Slammer of The Fabled Abanc and Lincoln VS Gabriel Pacheco. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Universe 666 Earth, and as we'd been told by Universe 666 Me and Universe 666 Varie, Universe 666 Lincoln has been sighted, but he's become hellbent on revenge for what happened to Universe 666 Me and Universe 666 Varie, along with the Universe 666 versions of Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, his parents, his friends, and his harem and Guardian Angels at the hands of Evil Nico, Evil Lori, Evil Lynn, Evil Lola, Evil Lisa, and Evil Luan, who murdered them in cold blood and Universe 666 Lincoln spiraled into a tirade of revenge against the bastards. But, we're going to cool him down and save him from giving into revenge, and once we get done with healing his fractured heart, we're going to hunt down Evil Lori, Evil Luan, and Evil Lisa, who escaped thanks to Evil Lynn and Evil Lola, who'd been brought back by Gabriel Pacheco using a Dark Orb to cause havoc on Universe 666 Earth again, and that's just going to piss off Maria Garcia and the other Fabled Gene-Slammers even more. And we're going to meet Gene-Slammers for Floot Fly, HippityHop, Sqout, Wimmzies, Cantorell, Bridg-it, Clavi Gnat, and Pladdie. They are The Tenshi no Ongaku Gang, a music gang dedicated to playing music for charity alongside the Louds and they even moved to Michigan when they and Lincoln were 6 years old, and they and Lincoln even enjoyed playing music instruments together, plus, they, alongside the Louds, even played music for multiple charities, and they absolutely hate the jerks with a blazing passion.
The members are Aika Furūtofurai, the Floot Fly Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in music from Japan, She's the leader of The Tenshi no Ongaku Gang, and she also plays flutes as well, and she and Lincoln would play the flutes. Her last name, Furūtofurai means flute fly in Japanese. They even played flutes for charity, alongside Luna, Sam, Mazzy, Sully, and Chunk. After plating the flutes, Aika kissed Lincoln on the lips. Plus, we're in for a big surprise, she's the niece of Johnny Bravo, and she hates Flip with a blazing passion, and that also goes for his cousin and brother.
Reina Banīhoppu, the HippityHop Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Music from Japan, but she's also an incredible jumper and she plays violins, making her the violin player of The Tenshi no Ongaku. Her last name, Banīhoppu means Bunny Hop in Japanese. She and Lincoln at one point even jumped all the way to the Bahamas and back. They even accidentally jumped in Lake Erie, but they ended up kissing each other on the lips while underwater. they also played violins for charity. She's also the cousin of Tom Majors, meaning that she's also a Chaotic player as well, and she hates Icky Vicky with a passion.
Sofia Kinokogitā, the Sqout Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Music, but she's also an amazing artist and she plays trumpets, making her the trumpet player of The Tenshi no Ongaku. She and Lincoln would make Art and even play trumpets for charity. Her last name, Kinokogitā means Mushroom Guitar in Japanese. Sofia kissed Lincoln on the lips while Lincoln was making beautiful pictures of nature. She's the cousin of Kaz Kalinkas, meaning that she's also a Chaotic player as well, and she hates The Wet Bandits with a passion.
Trini, Tara, Tanya, and Tori Eggudoramu, the Eggudoramu Sisters and the Wimmzies Gene-Slammers, they're Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and classmates in Music, but they also play drums, making them the drum players of The Tenshi no Ongaku. They and Lincoln even played drums when they were 6 years old. They also would play drums for charity especially for veterans. Their last name, Eggudoramu, means Egg Drum in Japanese. They even each kissed Lincoln on the lips, and to tell one from the other, The Eggudoramu Sisters each have their own color to their crop tops and mini skirts as well as their hair: Trini has a yellow outfit and hair, Tara has the pink version, Tanya has the green version, and Tori has the red version. They're also the cousins of Peyton Touhey, meaning they're also Chaotic players as well, and they hate Billy McLean with a burning passion.
Mora and Mara Soseikin, the Cantorell Gene-Slammers, they're Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and classmates in Music, but they also play trombones and even play Jazz with Lincoln, making them the trombone players of The Tenshi no Ongaku, and they even play Jazz together and even played trombones for charity. They kissed lincoln on the lips. Their last name, Soseikin, means Twin Fungus in Japanese, and they're also the cousins of Raimundo Pedrosa, and they absolutely hate Lila Rossi with a burning passion.
Sonya Kurisutarunōmu, the Bridg-it Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Music, but she also plays the clarinet, making her the clarinet player of The Tenshi no Ongaku and even video games, just like Lincoln. She and Lincoln would play clarinets for charity, and they even conquered the Dark Souls games, all on first tries. Sonya even Kissed Lincoln on the lips after their clarinet session, and she's also the niece of Bruce Wayne, and she already knew of his secret being Batman, and she hates Lewis Travolta with a burning passion.
Clara Hamushi, the Clavi Gnat Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Music, but she also plays piano, making her the piano player of The Tenshi no Ongaku. She and Lincoln played piano together, and they even played pianos for charity. Her last name, Hamushi, means Leaf Bug, in Japanese. They even helped the Girl Scouts with selling cookies at one point. After playing the piano, Clara kissed Lincoln on the lips, and she's also the niece of Bulma, and she absolutely hates that pink-haired, rage-crazy, anger-mismanagement bitch, Trina Riffins, with a burning passion.
And Delia Bagupaipu, the Pladdie Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Music, but also plays on bagpipes and enjoys learning the Scottish culture, making her the bagpipes player of The Tenshi no Ongaku. She and Lincoln even had haggis together, and she and Lincoln also play bagpipes for charity. Her last name, Bagupaipu, means Bagpipe in Japanese. After the bagpipe session, Delia kissed Lincoln on the lips, and she's also the cousin of Seto Kaiba and Mokuba Kaiba, and she hates that crazy, scooter-driving, troublecausing, heckling old goat, Scoots, with a burning passion.
The next chapter is a non combat one and we're going to an auto show for some awesome looks at amazing cars including those from the past. It's a calm before the storm for the Dinotrux.
See you all next time.
