This is gonna be a good one for a calm before the storm chapter before Dinotrux
IN THE WOODS NEAR CASTLE RHYBOFLAVIN! SCENERY!
Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Loki Loud, Stinkbomb, Spittor, Cybershark And Tigerhawk along with Stinky Butt the Foul, Malodor, Mr. Sucker Punch, Universe 666 Supergiant, Unicorn Fart Master And Sloppy Joe were walking around to check and see if any bad guys need to be dealt with.
Laney: So far everything looks quiet.
Xenia: It sure looks like it.
Lola: I hope things stay that way.
Nico: It's not that simple guys. I'm afraid Oldman Oldman reverted back to his ways and he lost his marbles.
Me: Oh great! Wonder what he did this time.
Nico: The Warriors fixed his room and inadvertently turned him into a laughingstock and now he is hellbent on destroying the Warriors.
Xenia: That senile old goat.
Camie: He just never learns does he.
Cassidy: Man he needs to be reminded that people can't always do things for him.
Lincoln: This is going to be so awesome, we're going to teach Oldman Oldman a serious lesson for not only making Vambre and Prohyas do menial chores, but also for getting an evil toupee and trying to destroy them.
Nico: That senile old goat better get this beating he's about to get through his thick skull.
Brynja Heringsdötir: (Icelandic Accent) Indeed, he needs to learn some manners the hard way. Plus, you'll be glad to hear we've been helping Linky with making his mind stronger.
Me: That's awesome.
Lincoln: After Poromon's stunt, I had to make my mind even stronger. Plus, Winter got payback on him and the other Mascots for that stunt. Make me drink beer, will they?
Nico: Just be glad it was Winter who got them back, Lincoln.
Rita: He's right, honey. But, I'm glad your harem were helping you out with making your mind even stronger, because if they use that Hypnotizing Wheel on my kids like that one more time, I'm going to use the Hypnotizing Wheel on them and make them do some really embarrassing things.
Lincoln: Not to worry, Mom. I have The Hypnotizing Wheel and I'm keeping it with me all the time like Nicole keeps The Book of Vile Darkness with her all the time, and it's only going to be used for our Humiliation Sessions, and if they tried to get it, The Ghostrick Gene-Slammers have laid out some really scary traps for them.
Rita: Nice one. Now, let's get that senile old coot!
Nico: Yeah!
Me: Lets go.
Nico: Loki, I want to thank you, Stinky Butt, and your teams for coming.
Loki: No problem Nico. It's literally going to be so awesome and fun.
Xenia: Yeah it sure will.
Nico: Stinkbomb, which smells more? Your robot mode or beast mode?
Stinkbomb: Oh DEFINITELY my Beast Mode. I am a skunk after all.
Xenia: They don't call skunks the stinkiest animals ever for nothing.
Camie: That's for sure.
Cassidy: It's gonna be awesome to see you spray your stench in Oldman Oldman's face.
Stinkbomb: (LAUGHS) You got that right!
Me: Just a forewarning Nico, I've eaten 5 bowls of chili so I'm gonna be farting a lot. I have enough gas in me to poison the dead. No offense Brittney and Goths.
Brittney: None taken dad.
Me: Good. But I'm gonna use these farts to teach Oldman Oldman a lesson.
Nico: Ooh I like it. But you go straight to the bathroom when we're done here mister.
Me: Okay.
LOUD FART TOOT!
Me: Sorry.
Stinkbomb: Your gas can't possibly me as stinky as mine!
Me: We'll find out.
LOUD FART TOOT!
Me: Pardon me.
Nico: Lets hope you don't fart that loudly the entire time.
Me: I won't.
Nico: Yeah. But I'm excited to see Ty and everyone tomorrow.
Lola: Me too!
Cassidy: Same here! Matt has been looking forward to this one.
Me: I can tell.
Varie: He is really going to have some fun too.
Me: Yep. I can't wait to give D-Structs a piece of my mind and teach him some manners.
Eli: Yeah that jerk will get what's coming to him big time.
Himiko: You got that right.
Nico: How are you feeling, Maria?
Maria: Better than ever. I've conquered my fear of bears.
Xenia: That's good news.
Lola: It sure is.
Camie: But that bear was cool.
Me: It sure was. Hunter now has that World War I helmet on his counter.
Fluttershy: But that bear needed to go back home.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: But also I did not expect the Another Nohyas to be the Sailor Soldier of the Keyblade Graveyard.
Xenia: That is really crazy.
Varie: No kidding.
Me: But I can't wait to see what our new Masters of Evil Magiswords can do. (Spins Magisword Bracelet)
LORD DRAKKON MAGISWORD!
It had Lord Drakkon's helmet on the rainguard and had the sword of darkness combined with the dragon dagger.
Me: This will be awesome.
Xenia: It sure will.
Nico: Good thing the bear didn't kill anyone.
Eli: Thank goodness.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Himiko: I agree there.
Fluttershy: And we sent it back to the forest.
Lola: We sure did.
Varie: Yeah that bear was cooped up in that zoo for over 20 years and he just needed to go home.
Nico: He sure did.
May: I'm glad you're ok now, Maria
Maria: Me too May. Me too.
Camie: So what can you tell me about Old Man Oldman?
Qin: Well he is a regular old man. But he can't get it through his thick skull that he can't rely on others to do his work for him and he gives the Warriors for Hire jobs that are more like menial chores. We reprimanded him big time for that.
Qin told us about his history.
Old Man Oldman is a diminutive old man in the series, Mighty Magiswords. He is voiced by Kyle A. Carrozza.
He appears to be a short balding man with a huge red nose, a white mustache and a blue robe. He also claims that having a mustache is hard enough. However, in Pool Fools, it reveals that Old Man Oldman is muscular and has an eight-pack.
Old Man Oldman seemed to be a friendly elderly man at first in his first appearance and in "Warriors for Hire". He was also mostly interested in the Warriors for Hire doing manual labor and chores for him such as unclogging his sinks, tidying and triming his lawn, shaving his back and painting his house rather than going on adventures. But when he swore revenge against the Warriors, he has a dark and frustrated demeanor despite his failed attempts to get revenge against them. He also has some leadership skills as he spoke for the Rhyboflavian citizens on whether they were interested in the Warriors' services or not, and was able to control Robopiggeh with Grup taped to him and convinced Grup to give Vambre a noogie.
Old Man Oldman first appeared in "Hands Down" where he hired the Warriors for Hire to do yard work by pulling weeds in his lawn for three gems. After vanquishing the Underground Handbeast, Old Man Oldman whimpers in sadness as his lawn is ruined. He then loudly, vows vengeance from the Warriors in which Prohyas and Vambre comment that he was too loud. Old Man Oldman apologizes for that.
He later makes a major second appearance in "No Robots for Old Men" where he stops the Warriors for Hire from accomplishing a quest from the Mysterious Hooded Woman, and tells them how they ruined his yard. Vambre comments that it wasn't even his yard that was ruined. Old Man Oldman didn't care and showed them his secret weapon: Grup the Dragon taped to the Robopiggen. As he orders the Piggeh to attack, Prohyas pacifies the beast with propellar burgers from Excaliburger. Annoyed, Old Man Oldman decides to go inside the Robopiggeh to control him, creeping Vambre out. Vambre stops them with the Ground Pound sword and he later got Grup to fly to Vambre in which he makes to Robopiggen grab Vambre and Grup noogying her. Prohyas, in retaliation, uses the Pencil Magisword on them, which puts weight on Old Man Oldman's face as two moustaches are heavy. Vambre captures them into cactuses with the Cactus Magisword and are left to speak with the Zombie Pumpkin Magisword as the two finish there job. Old Man Oldman later agrees with Grup for a game of tag.
He appeared in the first 5-minute short Warriors for Hire. Since this is the first time they became Warriors, in song form, he asked if they could mow his lawn, paint his house or shave his back. When they refused, he asked why. They reveal that they are swashbuckling heroes. Old Man Oldman speaks for the townsfolk and stated that they are not interested in the Warriors. Later at the episode, after discovering the Warriors gaining the Plunger Magisword, him and the other citizens change their minds and want the Warriors to unclog their drains.
He later made a cameo in Pool Fools revealing his six-pack at the swimming pool.
He also appeared in the short Walkies where he hired the Warriors for Hire to walk Jurassi, confusing him for a dog. Desperate to pay rent, they accepted on the spot. He later contacted them to see the progress and Prohyas said they were doing good, despite it was obvious that they were having trouble. Since they gave Jurassi back to King Rexxtopher, they give him Grup instead, in which he immediately fell for. Prohyas later reveals that Old Man Oldman is insomniac making it hard for Grup to escape from him.
In the short "Identity Theft", he thanks the Warriors for doing his manual labor chores even though Nohyas was the one who did it. He decided to pass out as he is prescribed by his doctor to do so when he's seeing double.
In the TV series episode, Mushroom Menace, he speaks to a squirrel asking if he'd be interested in joining his troops. He seemed to understand the squirrel and stated he spoke filthy language. He and the squirrel later ran away from the charging Zombie Pumpkin Magisword.
In the episode "Case Clothed", Old Man Oldman was buried in a huge mass of the Warriors filth because Grup hid all of it in his house.
Old Man Oldman was affected by Grup's stink in "Cleanliness Is Next to Grupliness".
When she was done everyone was confused.
Xenia: Man he needs to learn a hard lesson.
Camie: I know. And he needs to learn how to start doing chores by himself.
Brynha: (Icelandic Accent) I agree there too.
Nico: He should be close.
Suddenly, we heard a scream.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That sounded like Vambre! Come on!
Nico: That senile old goat, let's get him!
We rushed on over, and we saw Vambre and Prohyas getting attacked by Oldman Oldman. Oldman Oldman had beaten them up really really bad. Lincoln fired chains of rainbow energy and got him off the Siblings.
Lincoln: Vambre, Prohyas, you two alright?
Vambre: (British Accent) Afraid not, Linky. Oldman Oldman is at it again, I don't want to even to tell what we went through.
Lincoln hugged Vambre.
Me: Boy he did a number on them.
Xenia: Okay you spineless goat! What is all this about!?
Oldman Oldman: You Warriors ruined my house! Now I'm going to ruin you!
We saw that his house looked like a copy of Prohyas's hair. OOPS!
Nico: Are you for real?!
Me: That's what this is about!?
Eli: You crazy old codger!
Oldman Oldman: Now you will meet the same doom as the Warriors!
Brynha: Like heck we will!
That was the final straw for Brynja Heringsdötir.
Brynja Heringsdötir: (Icelandic Accent) You senile old goat, now, you're really going to get it!
Suddenly, Brynja Heringsdötir's eyes turned neon arctic blue and she was surrounded by an arctic blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, ice, snow, snowflakes, icicles, and frogs and as she approached Oldman Oldman, she left arctic blue energy, water, ocean waves, ice, snow, snowflakes, icicles, and frogs with every step.
Brynja Heringsdötir: (Icelandic Accent) I will never ever forgive you, Oldman Oldman, you made the Warrior Siblings do nothing but menial chores for you, and even worse, you bought an evil toupee and you tried to destroy them. That's the last straw, you need to be taught some manners, and not only are you getting a really brutal beating which'll get through that thick skull of yours, but you are about to face Icelandic justice for your misdeeds!
Suddenly, Brynja Heringsdötir was surrounded by a massive vortex of arctic blue energy with water, ocean waves, ice, snow, snowflakes, and icicles surrounding the vortex, there are frogs hopping around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blonde phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Brynja Heringsdötir emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Brynja Heringsdötir grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has arctic and ice blue highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair, she has neon arctic blue eyes and an arctic blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, ice, snow, snowflakes, icicles, and frogs surrounding her, she has a frog emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with arctic blue iris, she has on frog earrings with arctic blue gems for eyes and holding the Water, Ice, Snow, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has a frog with arctic ice blue gems for eyes and holding the Water, Ice, Snow, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant below the arctic blue frog-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with arctic blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and arctic blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Brynja Heringsdötir has on a sleeveless midnight black shirt, long midnight black skirt, midnight black knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with water, ocean waves, ice, snow, snowflakes, icicles, and frogs on the coattails, and on the back is a frog surrounded by water, ocean waves, ice, snow, snowflakes, icicles, and frogs and on top of the frog is the flag of Iceland. Suddenly, Brynja Heringsdötir felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with arctic blue and ice blue tips on the large blonde feathers, grew and sprouted out of her back and she now has eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails with arctic and ice blue markings. Brynja Heringsdötir has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large arctic blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Brynja Heringsdötir's sword and all the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of arctic blue energy, water, ocean waves, ice, snow, snowflakes, icicles, and frogs, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Rán's Arctic Icelandic Water Frog Snowstorm Greatsword of Icelandic Water Snowstorm Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded ice blue gems and the Norse goddess of Water, Rán, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged arctic blue blade, large arctic blue frog heads for the crossguard, large ice blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large arctic blue frog heads with green gems and large ice blue gem on the bottom of the frog heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with arctic blue gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold frog head with ice blue gems for eyes and a large arctic blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an arctic blue kanji below the frog that said, "Brynja Heringsdötir, Warrior of Iceland, Defender of Iceland's Long and Proud History, Pen Pal and Friend of Sissi Delmas, Friend of The Lyoko Warriors, Administer of Icelandic Justice, Defender of The Innocent, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of The Yoshi's Island Guys, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Ice, Snow, and Frogs"
ブリニャ・ヘリングスドティル、アイスランドの戦士、アイスランドの長く誇り高い歴史の擁護者、シシー・デルマスの文通相手で友人、リョーコ・ウォリアーズの友人、アイスランドの正義の管理者、イノセントの擁護者、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ヨッシー家の宿敵アイランド・ガイ、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、水、氷、雪、カエルの達人
Brynja Heringsdötir has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FROG-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA ARCTIC ICELANDIC WATER SNOWSTORM MAELSTROM FROG ANGEL OF DIVINE ICELANDIC WATER SNOWSTORM MAELSTROM JUSTICE AND DIVINE ICELANDIC WATER SNOWSTORM MAELSTROM LOVE!
We were amazed by Brynja Heringsdötir's Super Angel-Frog-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Oldman Oldman saw it, he ran at her and tried to hit her, but Brynja fired a powerful arctic blue energy blast with water, ocean waves, ice, snow, snowflakes, icicles, and frogs at Oldman Oldman, and it drenched him and pushed him back a bit, but that got that senile old goat really mad now.
Sissi: Wow, Brynja's transformed, that's so incredible!
Lincoln: Yeah, and she really drenched Oldman Oldman when she blasted him and she's really riled him up now, and Brynja, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Brynja Heringsdötir: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Icelandic Arctic Water Snowstorm Frog Angel and Divine Icelandic Arctic Water Snowstorm Love) (Icelandic Accent) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we deliver a brutal beating to that senile old goat?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Brynja.
Me: Time to teach this old clod a lesson he will never forget!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Brynja Heringsdötir.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Okay, you old goat, now you're really asking for it.
Brynja Heringsdötir and Lincoln went after Oldman Oldman, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, arctic blue energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, frogs, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Oldman Oldman and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now.
Then, Brynja and Lincoln brutally pulverized him with punches and kicks.
Nico: Damn, now that's a brutal beating. Should we also help?
Rita: No way, Nico. Besides, Lincoln's dealt with Scoots' numerous attempts to kill him before, and he has always kicked her hide and sent her flying back to the nuthouse, and what Oldman Oldman was doing, this is also a warranted butt-kicking.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Brynja Heringsdötir, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as Icelandic Arctic Water Snowstorm Frog Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's arctic blue with snowflakes on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and a frog surrounded by ocean waves and the Icelandic Flag etched on the sides, and blue gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Brynja Heringsdötir aimed their hand-cannon blasters at Oldman Oldman.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Eat energy blasts, Oldman Oldman!
Brynja Heringsdötir and Lincoln fired blasts of rainbow energy, arctic blue energy, and elemental forces at Oldman Oldman and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Learned your lesson yet?
Brynja Heringsdötir: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Icelandic Arctic Water Snowstorm Frog Angel and Divine Icelandic Arctic Water Snowstorm Love) (Icelandic Accent) Or do we need to warrant another beatdown?
Oldman Oldman: Take your best shot!
Nico: Go ahead and let loose with the farts, J.D.
Me: With pleasure! Sniff on this!
I sat on his face and then…
LOUD FART TOOT!
I FARTED IN HIS FACE AT POINT BLANK RANGE!
LOUD LONG FART TOOT!
Me: DO YOU GIVE!?
LOUD FART TOOT!
Me: DO YOU GIVE!?
LOUD FART TOOT!
Nico: This is to get the farts out of the way so J.D. won't end up farting later!
Eli: It's very funny but it's very awesome.
Xenia: Also yeah we know.
Nico: Okay. Hopefully J.D. won't soil his pants.
LOUD FART TOOT!
Oldman Oldman was really coughing and gagging.
Me: Had enough?
Oldman Oldman waved a white flag meaning he gives up.
Me: The white flag of surrender.
Nico: He gives up.
Me: He's had enough.
We cheered as Brynja Heringsdötir and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Brynja Heringsdötir's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, and massive blonde angel wings are permanent.
Brynja Heringsdötir: (Icelandic Accent) There, now I hope you've learned your lesson. Thank you for helping me teach Oldman Oldman a lesson, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Brynja.
Suddenly, Brynja Heringsdötir wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Brynja Heringsdötir's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, imps, and a frog flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and and snow falling down on them and ocean waves crashing behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Brynja Heringsdötir absorbed the water and snow and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Wow, Brynja, Lincoln, you guys really dealt some awesome Icelandic justice on Oldman Oldman and taught him a serious lesson.
Vambre: (British Accent) Hopefully, it's gotten through his head.
Varie was healing Prohyas and Vambre.
Lincoln: He's already learned his lesson, but we'll be watching him like a hawk, and if he ever slips up again and does this once more, he's going to get another Icelandic beatdown.
Brynja Heringsdötir: (Icelandic Accent) Hopefully, he's learned his lesson.
Me: Yeah hopefully.
STOMACH GRUMBLES
Me: UH OH!
I saw an outhouse and went into it and everyone heard a groan of relief.
I came out and I was much better.
Me: AHH!
I went to a pond and washed.
Me: Much better.
Nico: You gonna be okay?
Vambre: Yeah we'll be fine.
Prohyas: Yeah we'll be all right.
Me: And all this because of an accidental roof transformation.
Xenia: Oops. It looks like your hair Prohyas.
Prohyas: Yeah it was a talk over what we were talking about that we got distracted and didn't realize that we were making it look like a wig.
Me: Oops.
Nico: We're just glad you're okay.
Me: Same here.
Qin: No kidding.
Vambre: I'm glad too.
Laney: But he also had this on him.
Laney showed that he had an evil toupee that was as rabid as a wild animal.
Me: What in the 9 fucking levels of hell is that!?
Laney: Looks like a living rabid evil toupee.
Prohyas: Yeah it is.
Me: Where did he get that?
Vambre: An evil toupee store in Mount Ma'al.
Me: Say what!?
Qin: What kind of idiot sells toupees like that!?
Xenia: Someone who want to make bad guys stylish.
Me: And wicked badass.
Nico: Eli, check if Swartz's creations are close.
Eli: On it.
He got to concentrating.
Cassidy: But Vambre and Prohyas you will love the surprise we got yesterday.
Vambre: Ooh what is it?
Me: Look.
MYOTISMON MAGISWORD!
IT looked like a Magisword of Myotismon shooting Blood Red Lightning.
Vambre: Ooh!
Prohyas: That is a cool Magisword!
Me: We got Masters of Evil Magiswords.
Nico: Yeah.
Maria: What do you think?
Vambre: Those are amazing Magiswords!
Me: Yep we got them from defeating another version of your doppelgänger Nohyas.
Prohyas: Whoa! That is amazing!
Me: And it was actually Sailor Keyblade Graveyard.
Vambre: My word! The Sailor Soldier of the Keyblade Graveyard!? That is amazing.
Nico: Yeah it sure was.
Eli: I found them! They are 10 klicks southwest and closing.
Nico: Okay.
Maria: Anyone here?
Me: They should be here shortly.
Then the Wonder Ride Book for The 3 Little Pig Brothers was glowing.
Me: The Wonder Ride Book for The 3 Little Pig Brothers is glowing.
Nico: Whoa.
Xenia: It would be funny if the next Another Wonder Ride Embodiment looks like a totem pole of pigs.
Aylene C.: Weird and cool.
Nico: Only one way to find out.
Me: Yep.
Eli: We'll wait a bit.
Me: How about this one?
ANGRY NASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN MAGISWORD!
It looked like a chicken with glowing red eyes breathing fire from its mouth.
Me: WHOA Spicy!
I fired it up into the air and it fired a chicken wing and I caught it and ate it.
Me: MMM!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
I bursted into a massive fiery explosion and I was panting and wheezing from the intense spice!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: (WHEEZING) SPICY!
Nico: So, who's up next?
Anna Anyanova: I will go next.
Nico: Okay.
Laney: Hey look!
We saw a figure and to our surprise it was a living black totem pole with 3 pig heads! It was ANOTHER 3 LITTLE PIG BROTHERS!
Lola: Wow!
Xenia: Another 3 Little Pig Brothers!
Qin: Cool!
Another 3 Little Pig Brothers: (In a girls voice) Looks like you guys have had quite a fun battle
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and it was a girl with dark green hair and had green sailor soldier clothes.
Me: (GASP) Ellie Hammie A.K.A. Sailor Treasure Planet!
Qin: Whoa the Sailor Soldier of the world and time of Treasure Planet!?
Xenia: That is cool!
Nico: That wasn't one of the worlds Sora visited! Is it?
Sailor Treasure Planet: No it wasn't unfortunately. But I did see you guys in that world.
Me: We found out that the world of Treasure Planet takes place in the Distant Future. It was set 34,000 years into the future.
Camie and Zuria: WOW!
Camie: That's a long time from now.
Varie: No kidding there.
Cassidy: And we got the treasure from Treasure Planet twice.
Me: Yep.
Sailor Treasure Planet: That's what I heard and you guys rebuilt Jim's hotel into a massive and amazing luxurious place.
Me: That sure is awesome.
Nicole: And we saw tons of awesome planets.
Shanan: Many of those worlds I know and they were awesome.
Sailor Treasure Planet: That's right Shanan.
Nico: Oh, and Scroop's dead.
Sailor Treasure Planet: I never liked that guy but it's good he got what was coming to him.
Shanan: You're not kidding there.
Sailor Treasure Planet: Do you know what his kind was Shanan?
Shanan: Actually yes I do. He's a creature from the Andromeda Galaxy called Lycosilithonian. They are a race of spider crab creatures that are known for having a really nasty and horrible attitude and they come from the planet Licosilithia and it's a really dangerous and hostile planet.
Xenia: Whoa man.
Qin: Scary planet.
Lola: Yeah.
Cassidy: No kidding.
Sailor Treasure Planet: Yeah it sure is.
Lola: But seeing those planets in that adventure was awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Also are there any other opponents with you?
Sailor Treasure Planet: Actually yes there are. But this one is a really stinky one. It's another version of him.
She pointed to Stinky Butt.
Stinky Butt: Another version of me!? Whoa!
Me: And I have a feeling this one is hostile.
Sailor Treasure Planet: Nope. It's a friendly one but she has a really nasty and stinky farting butt.
Me: Oh boy.
Eli: Get the nose plugs ready.
Nico: (to me) Dude, this is why we ask the question. So we know their intentions.
Me: Sorry just got to be cautious.
Nico: Okay.
Anna Anyanova: Sorry we have to fight like this. But I loved reading the Three Little Pigs back when I was little.
Nico: Me too.
Sailor Treasure Planet: I can tell. But no worries. Lets do it!
She transformed back to Another 3 Little Pig Brothers and Anna fired waves of energy and smashed her down and I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The 3 Rabid Boars and then it turned into The 3 Bug Eating Warthogs of Bug Dishes.
Me: Boy Timon and Pumbaa would love this one.
I went over and picked up Sailor Treasure Planet and brought her over.
Sailor Treasure Planet: (Groans) What a headache.
Qin: But you're back to normal.
Nico: Okay, if you smell something and it's not J.D., Stinkbomb, Stinky Butt, or Malador, it's the Another Stinky Butt.
Me: Okay.
But then the land glowed in a powered aura and then suddenly we saw the land change right in front of us! We saw the land turn into an alien landscape and it had an alien castle on it with a forest and more!
We gasped!
Xenia: WHOA!
Lola: WOW!
Me: This is definitely the work of our next gene-slammer.
Varie: WOW! This is like what happened with Molly Hale and Entei.
Camie: Wow! So the power of the Unown! They have the power to psychically warp reality.
Xenia: Yep.
Nico: But what about the Another Stinky Butt?!
Me: I think our gene-slammer wants to make the battle exciting by adding an arena for us to face them in.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Oh I get it! They want to make it fun for us.
Then we smelled a really horrible stench!
Nico: OH GOD! What is that fucking horrible stench!
Qin: P.U.!
Camie: Oh man!
Me: (COUGHING AND GAGGING AND VOMITING)
Eli: EW!
The stench was so bad that I was throwing up!
I put on noseplugs.
Me: (Nasally) That's better. I haven't smelled anything that bad since the time the Brave 12 came across a dragon that was releasing nasty farts that made us throw up. Now come on out!
Then a figure came out and it was a dark version of Stinky Butt. It was ANOTHER STINKY BUTT!
Qin: There he is!
Lola: This one smells worse than Lana's farts!
Lana: I'll say! I like it!
Nico: Figures you would Lana.
Maria: Who the heck are you?!
LOUD FART!
Another Stinky Butt: (In a girls voice) I can't help it guys. I have a condition and this form made it worse.
Me: Elaine Gina Draco! I had a feeling it was you.
Another Stinky Butt: It's good to see you again J.D. (LOUD FART!) Sorry.
Nico: BOY That is lethal farts! And I thought Lori's farts smelled horrible!
Lori: (Offscreen) I HEARD THAT!
Camie: GEEZ! Did you eat lots of beans?
Another Stinky Butt: No I have a condition where I have 3 stomachs (LOUD FART!) and it gives me extremely uncontrollable (LOUD FART) gas.
Me: GEEZ!
Nico: And I thought that Omaima Lexxington was the only one that had that!
Me: No kidding! That's Calabash Syndrome at its worst!
LOUD FART!
Another Stinky Butt: No kidding! (LOUD FART)
Laney: GEEZ! How do you know Elaine, J.D.?
Me: Me and Elaine went to school together. But they had to keep her outside because of her condition. She would listen to everyone teach outside. I helped her out by staying with her by the window.
Lola: That's thoughtful.
Me: It sure is.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: I think it's obvious that Swartz didn't promise you anything because of your condition.
Qin: Yeah.
Another Stinky Butt: Yeah he was in a hurry to send me out because I was farting in his face non-stop.
Me: Jeez!
Touma: That's funny there.
Lana: Fitting too. Too bad you couldn't just fart him out of existence.
We laughed!
Me: That would be a funny way to die!
Another Stinky Butt: It sure would.
Me: But Swartz is gone. We gave him the Black Gates.
Nico: Yep.
Another Stinky Butt: Good. But please for the love of humanity. JUST GET ME THE FUCK BACK TO NORMAL!
LOUD SUPER FART!
Me: Whatever you guys do don't like a match.
Xenia: Yeah we don't want this area to burn.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: Lets see here. (Spins Magisword Bracelet)
EDO TENSEI YAGURA MAGISWORD!
This one looked like Yagura's face reanimated with the tails of the 3 Tailed Turtle on it.
Nico: WHOA! That one is awesome!
Me: Yep. Vypra told me that the Edo Tensei Versions of the 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 Tailed Jinchuriki are now in the M.O.E.
Nico: Wow that is amazing!
Me: Watch. ROUGH SEA SPUME!
I fired a powerful blast of water and it smashed down Another Stinky Butt with devastating force.
Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!
They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!
Me: Awesome! How about this one.
CONDIMENT KING MAGISWORD!
That one had the face of Condiment King and it had ketchup, mustard and sauce blasters.
Nico: Awesome!
I fired waves of ketchup and mustard and drenched her!
Xenia: Saucy!
Me: Yeah! Wait. Lets see here.
TOMBTRESS MAGISWORD!
This one looked like Tombtress from Dino Fury.
Me: Boy Tombtress would love seeing this one.
Nico: She sure would!
Me: Lets see here.
I fired a beam of energy and it hit Rarity and then it made her passionate and loving and she grabbed Lincoln and they were making out.
Me: WHOA! That one enhanced her passionate side.
Xenia: Boy no kidding.
Me: Fluttershy had her happiness and kindness enhanced. Now Rarity has her love enhanced.
Qin: That is cool!
I fired waves of mummy bandages and wrapped them around Another Stinky Butt.
Me: WHOA!
Eli: That was awesome!
Nico: (gets out Stinky Butt's Ridewatch) How about a fart off?!
Me: YEAH! Lets see here.
STINKY BUTT MAGISWORD!
I had a magisword that had Stinky Butt's face and his butt firing some gas.
Me: This is gonna be double the stinkyness.
Nico: YEp.
Nico activated his ridewatch and we pointed our butts at Another Stinky Butt.
Me: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
SUPER LOUD FART!
We farted and the gas hit Another Stinky Butt and smashed her down!
Me: GEEZ!
Xenia: That was wicked!
Lola: Nice one!
Me: Yeah! How about this one?
ZZZAX MAGISWORD!
This one looked like a lightning bolt with Zzzax's head on it.
I fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted Another Stinky Butt.
Qin: ELECTRIFYING!
Camie: No kidding!
Nico (gets out Malodor's Ridewatch) The stinky stuff's just starting!
He activated it and farted and smashed down Another Stinky Butt.
Me: Nice one! I hope those weren't farts of energon.
Nico: Me neither.
Stinkbomb: This will be good. Stinkbomb, MAXIMIZE!
He transformed and fired waves of stinky energy and it was HORRIBLE!
Nico: Nice one Stinkbomb!
Me: Time to give you a bath.
HYDRO MAN MAGISWORD!
This one had a wave of water with Hydro Man's face on it.
I fired a deluge of water and smashed her down.
Nico: NICE!
Me: Luna would love that one!
Nico: She sure would.
Rarity and Lincoln were still kissing and it was awesome!
Xenia: Aww that is so adorable.
Me: Ah l'amour.
May: (gets out Mr. sucker Punch's Ridewatch) Time for punching!
Me: Just don't punch me May!
May: I won't.
She activated it and grew 10 tentacles out of her back and they had boxing gloves on them.
Nico: WHOA! You can punch numerous opponents like that.
Qin: Yeah!
May: Boy no kidding!
She went and punched Another Stinky Butt all over with merciless fury with incredible speed and force.
Xenia: WHOA! If this were a boxing match May would be sure to win!
Me: Lets see here.
BANE MAGISWORD!
That one looked like Bane's face and had a muscular Herculean body on it.
I grew an awesome hunky body builder body!
Me: WHOA! Look at me!
Nico: WHOA! You are ripped!
Me: Yeah! (Arnold Schwarzenegger accent) I hope you're ready because I'm going to pump (CLAP) you up!
I fired energy blasts and smashed her all over.
Me: Laney would love this one!
Laney: Boy I sure would!
May: (gets out Universe 666 Supergiant's Ridewatch) Now, for this!
May activated it and fired waves of lasers and smashed down Another Stinky Butt!
I reverted back.
Me: Lets see here. Ohh! I know.
MARLUXIA THE GRACEFUL ASSASSIN MAGISWORD!
That one looked like Marluxia's scythe with his face and flowers on it.
Me: COOL!
I slashed the air and fired waves of flowers and blasted Another Stinky Butt down.
Me: YEAH!
Nico: Wow! Layla Williams would love that one.
Maria: (gets out Unicorn Fart Master's Ridewatch) Time for more farts!
Me: But Unicorns fart out rainbows.
Twilight Sparkle: Wait do they really?
Me: Yep.
Maria activated it and farted rainbows from her butt!
LOUD FART!
She smashed down Another Stinky Butt!
Qin: NICE!
Me: Boy that is one stinky rainbow!
Xenia: Yep.
Me: How about this one.
VOMITING FROG PRINCE MAGISWORD!
This sword looked like a stream of vomit and had the face of the Vomiting Frog Prince on it.
The sword was vomiting everywhere.
Me: YUCK!
Nico: Boy that is disgusting.
Me: Gross.
I had it fire waves of barf and it splattered Another Stinky Butt all over.
Qin: YUCK!
Me: How about this one.
SHIV MAGISWORD!
This one looked like a lightsaber and had Shiv's face on it.
Me: WHOA! This one acts and looks like a lightsaber.
Nico: It sure does.
Another Stinky Butt fired farts at me and I slashed through them and burned them up.
Me: WHOA! Lynn would love this one.
Nico: Boy that one acts like a Jedi Lightsaber. That is cool.
Eli: I'll say!
Me: No kidding!
Maria: (gets out Sloppy Joe's Ridewatch) Let's see what this does!
She activated it and then belched out a REALLY FOUL SMELLING STENCH and it made Another Stinky Butt throw up and she threw up the ridewatch!
Me: Whoa! That breath was so foul and horrible that it made her throw up the ridewatch!
Nico: GROSS!
Then I went over and washed over the ridewatch and purified it and picked up Elaine Gina Draco. She was a girl that had green hair and blue clothes and blue eyes and the fart gas vanished.
I brought her over. Then NUMEROUS Corona Guards came and they had frying pans!
Qin: WHOA!
Me: This is gonna be good!
THUNDEROUS FOOTFALLS were felt and then I fired waves of lightning and blasted them apart.
Lythos and his team came and he had Evil Comet Woman, Fire Plant, Stone Triplets, Zululuk And Cupid.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Nice team, Lythos!
Me: I'll say!
Lythos: Thanks guys.
Me: Whoa and that's Stone Triplets! I remember you guys. You were sent to put all of Pine Ridge to sleep while you guys search for the Sporix Eggs uncontested.
Stone Triplets: That's right. Good memory J.D.
Eli: And Zululuk I remember you! You were sent to deal with the Flashmen while the Mess went and harvested Aquatic Lifeforms.
Zululuk: That's right Eli. Good memory.
Me: And Carrie Cutter A.K.A. Cupid. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Cupid (DC): Same to you J.D.
Stinkbomb: My turn!
He activated Malodor's ridewatch and blasted the rest of the Soldiers down.
Me: That got them! But I did not expect Sloppy Joe's stinky breath to be the finisher that reverts Elaine back.
Nico: Boy me neither.
Maria: Our next Gene-slammers have got to be close.
Then 26 Unown Pokemon came.
They were the Unown from A-Z.
Me: WHOA!
Qin: WOW it's the Unown!
Xenia: COOL!
Camie: Wow! So these little guys are Unown?
Zuria: Amazing!
Me: Don't let their size fool you. They may be small but they have godlike reality warping power.
A Unown: (In a girls voice) That's right. And it's awesome.
B Unown: (In a girls voice) We all think so.
Z Unown: (In a boys voice) Yep.
Nico: I don't believe it! The Blood Siblings! It's awesome that you guys are the Unown Gene-slammers.
They reverted back and were 13 girls that had black hair and black dresses and had the letters of A to M each emblazoned in the middle of their foreheads and 13 boys that had purple hair and had black clothes and had the letters of N to Z emblazoned in the middle of their foreheads.
Qin: Hey guys!
She went and hugged them.
Abigail Blood: Awesome to see you again Qin.
Nathaniel Blood: Yeah you're looking great sis!
Qin: Same to you guys.
Me: Wow! They all look so much alike. But I can definitely see who is who.
Nico: Yep. Everyone meet the Blood Siblings.
We were introduced to
Abigail Blood
Brittany Blood
Callie Blood
Delilah Blood
Emily Blood
Fiona Blood
Gina Blood
Hayley Blood
Irena Blood
Jackie Blood
Kelly Blood
Lana Blood
Megan Blood
Nathanial Blood
Oliver Blood
Peter Blood
Quincy Blood
Ron Blood
Sam Blood
Terrance Blood
Uintah Blood
Vert Blood
Windbear Blood
Xavier Blood
Yukon Blood
Ziko Blood
Me: Wow it's awesome to meet you guys and all your names are for each of the 26 letters of the English Alphabet.
Windbear Blood: That's true.
Uintah Blood: We get that a lot.
Nico: Not ALL of my old friends are girls, you know!
Me: I know.
May: But that is cool that you have the powers of the Unown.
Me: Yeah that is so cool that you all have that kind of power.
Sam Bloom: It sure is awesome.
Xenia: I'll say!
Xavier Blood: It's awesome though.
Brittney: But you all are absolutely perfect for the goths of darkness.
Megan Blood: We would be honored.
Lana Blood: Yeah it would be an honor.
Stinkbomb: What are your favorite memories of Nico?
Ziko Blood: We have a lot of them.
Callie Blood: But our favorite is when we made an awesome landscape for Nico and Candy when they first dated.
Emily Blood: We used our powers to make an awesome beautiful enchanted alien world meadow for them and they had a great picnic.
Qin: I remember hearing about that guys.
Me: Wow! Your power is incredible.
Camie: Boy no kidding there.
Nico: That was the most beautiful date we ever had.
May: Wow! That is amazing.
Cassidy: No kidding.
Nico: And guys I missed you.
Blood Siblings: We missed you too Nico.
Me: First lets get this stench out of here.
VLAD THE INHALER MAGISWORD!
I sucked in all the stench and it was gone.
Me: Great.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Bisca Mulan, Mr. Krabs, Golden Locks, Crimson Chin, and Catman are heading to Universe 666 Earth, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls here, but as we'd been told by Universe 666 Me and Universe 666 Varie yesterday, Universe 666 Lincoln has been sighted, but he's become hellbent on revenge for what happened to Universe 666 Me and Universe 666 Varie, along with the Universe 666 versions of Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, his parents, his friends, and his harem and Guardian Angels at the hands of Evil Nico, Evil Lori, Evil Lynn, Evil Lola, Evil Lisa, and Evil Luan, who murdered them in cold blood and Universe 666 Lincoln spiraled into a tirade of revenge against the bastards.
But, we're going to cool him down and save him from giving into revenge, and once we get done with healing his fractured heart, we're going to hunt down Evil Lori, Evil Luan, and Evil Lisa, who escaped thanks to Evil Lynn and Evil Lola, who'd been brought back by Gabriel Pacheco using a Dark Orb to cause havoc on Universe 666 Earth again, and that's just going to piss off Maria Garcia and the other Fabled Gene-Slammers even more.
Along with President Slade and The Resistance who joined the team, the spirits of Universe 666 Me and Universe 666 Varie, along with the spirits of Universe 666 versions of Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, his parents, his friends, and Universe 666 Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels, have also joined in.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here on Universe 666 Earth, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls here, but as we'd been told by Universe 666 J.D. and Universe 666 Varie yesterday, Universe 666 Lincoln has been sighted, but he's become hellbent on revenge for what happened to Universe 666 J.D. and Universe 666 Varie, along with the Universe 666 versions of Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, his parents, his friends, and his harem and Guardian Angels at the hands of Evil Nico, Evil Lori, Evil Lynn, Evil Lola, Evil Lisa, and Evil Luan, who murdered them in cold blood and Universe 666 Lincoln spiraled into a tirade of revenge against them. But, we're going to cool him down and save him, and once we get done with healing his fractured heart, we're going to hunt down Evil Lori, Evil Luan, and Evil Lisa, who escaped thanks to Evil Lynn and Evil Lola, who'd been brought back from the dead.
Nico: That's right. But, how did those two evil little monsters get brought back?!
Lincoln: We're not going to like the answer to it, and this also includes you and your friends, Maria: I found out from the spirits that Gabriel Pacheco used a Dark Orb to bring them back from the dead to cause havoc on Universe 666 Earth again.
Maria Garcia and the other Fabled Gene-Slammers were mega pissed off now!
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) That good-for-nothing Gabriel Pacheco, honestly, Antonio Maldonado and his order enjoy angering us to no end! His head will be mounted on a stake when we get after him and we'll be sure to send his head straight to Antonio Maldonado!
Me: With a really nasty warning.
Lincoln: Right. But, first, we need to find Universe 666 Lincoln and repair his fractured heart, and then, we go after Evil Lori, Evil Lynn, Evil Lola, Evil Lisa, and Evil Luan, and I want to thank you, Mr. Krabs, Golden Locks, Crimson Chin, and Catman for joining, Bisca Mulan, along with you, President Slade, Universe 666 J.D., Universe 666 Varie, Universe 666 Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, and Universe 666 Lincoln's parents, friends, harem, and Guardian Angels.
Crimson Chin: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Lori: What happened to Universe 666 Lincoln really was awful. He lost those he truly trusted and loved, and all to that heartless snake and those five bitches, and I can't blame him for losing his ability to love and give in to revenge, but he needs to see that revenge will just kill him in the end.
Universe 666 Me: Right, Lori. I don't want him to lose his life for revenge, but his heart needs to be repaired, and I believe I know where he is.
We headed for the location of Universe 666 Lincoln: The Loud House, but now, it's in ruins because of Evil Nico.
Lori: Of course, the only place where Lincoln would be is right here at The Loud House.
Lincoln: But, now it's in ruins thanks to Evil Nico. Let's stay on the alert, if he's me, then, he's bound to be quite crafty.
Nico: Yeah.
Suddenly, we saw a figure coming right at us with red eyes filled with fury and revenge and anger on his mind: it was Universe 666 Lincoln, and he was growling angrily at Nico, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.
Universe 666 Lincoln: YOU!
Nico: Oh shit, he thinks I'm Evil Nico.
Lincoln: And he thinks you, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan are your Universe 666 counterparts. Wait, they aren't like the ones you know.
Universe 666 Lincoln: I can never ever forget their faces, what they fucking did to J.D., Varie, Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, Mom, Dad, my friends, my harem, and Guardian Angels, I'LL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!
Lincoln formed a rope of rainbow energy and tied Universe 666 Lincoln up, who tried to get out of it, but he couldn't. But, then when he saw Universe 666 J.D., Universe 666 Varie, Universe 666 Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, his parents, friends, harem, and Guardian Angels, we saw a tear form in his eye.
Universe 666 Lincoln: J.D., Varie, Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, Mom, Dad, everyone..., is this?!
Universe 666 Me: It's not a trick, Lincoln. It's really us, but as spirits.
Lincoln undid the rope, and Universe 666 Lincoln ran up to Universe 666 J.D., Universe 666 Varie, Universe 666 Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, his parents, friends, harem, and Guardian Angels, and he really cried his heart out and hugged them, and they hugged him.
Lori: He really missed them a lot.
Lincoln: And I don't blame him for it, what Evil Nico did, along with his world's Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan did in helping him, he was left with nothing but a broken heart and wanting revenge.
President Slade: But, you helped him recover at least.
Lincoln: It'll take time for him to recover, but this is the first step. Now, then, let's get down to business. Universe 666 Lincoln, we got word that your world's Lynn and Lola have been brought back from the dead, and they broke out your world's Lori, Luan, and Lisa.
Universe 666 Lincoln: I remembered seeing a man here dressed in black robes and he was saying something in Spanish, then, he used a Black Orb and brought Lynn and Lola from my world back from the dead.
Lincoln: Gabriel Pacheco's been here, and he used a Dark Orb to bring those two back.
Universe 666 Twilight Sparkle: You need to kill them all, we don't want the world to fall back into darkness.
Twilight Sparkle: And we will.
Lincoln: I forgot to ask, but did Universe 666 Tirek drain every last Alicorn, Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasi of their magic and strength before we came here to get rid of Evil Nico?
President Slade: He didn't, why do you ask?
Lincoln: I think I know where those five are heading, President Slade. Tell Good Luthor and the rest of The Resistance to meet us at the prison cells, time to give those five a really nasty surprise.
Universe 666 Lincoln: Wait. I've also got something to give to you, Lincoln.
Universe 666 Lincoln gave Lincoln Universe 666 He-Man's Power Sword and Universe 666 Me's Sword of Harmony.
Lincoln: Where did you get these?
Universe 666 Me: I gave them to my Earth's Lincoln to hold on to, in case I didn't make it, and I want you to have them, Lincoln. Universe 666 He-Man's Power Sword has all of the immense powers of Castle Greyskull and even the castle itself was absorbed into the sword, and my Sword of Harmony is the one thing I want you to keep safe, and I know you also got chosen by The Elements of Harmony, due to you uniting The Three Kingdoms and the warlords of Feudal Japan.
We gasped.
Me: Whoa!
Twilight Sparkle: That was really unexpected, but still, we got to talk to Princess Celestia about this later.
Rainbow Dash: Right now, let's get after a couple of bad sisters, and make them cry like babies!
Lincoln: Right you are, R.D.!
Nicholette Torrington: (Snickers) Oh, we're going to make those bitches cry and plead for their lives!
We headed down to the prison cells, and we were joined by the rest of The Resistance, and we see the Universe 666 versions of Princesses Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and every last Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasi were still locked up, and they were furious to see us here.
Lincoln: Good, they're still here, and Evil Lori, Evil Lynn, Evil Lola, Evil Lisa, and Evil Luan haven't even arrived yet, now to put my trap into action, but first things first.
Lincoln then opened his mouth and he literally sucked out and absorbed the Universe 666 versions of Princesses Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and every last Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasi's magic and strength, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the Universe 666 versions of Princesses Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and every last Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasi were completely drained and stripped of all their magic and strength, and their cutie marks have disappeared. Suddenly, Universe 666 He-Man's Power Sword and Universe 666 Me's Sword of Harmony merged with Lincoln's massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, and we saw the Elements of Harmony around the carved white angel face embedded in the rainguard and it was now even more powerful than before.
Lincoln: Whoa, now that's what I call one awesome upgrade.
Suddenly, we saw Floot Fly, HippityHop, the Wimmzies, the Cantorell, Bridg-it, Clavi Gnat, and Pladdie appear before us, and with them are the seven girls.
Nico: Whoa, that's Floot Fly, HippityHop, the Wimmzies, the Cantorell, Bridg-it, Clavi Gnat, and Pladdie, awesome.
Floot Fly: (Japanese Accent) That's right, and we got the girls away from The Universe 666 versions of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Aika Furūtofurai, I knew it was you, along with Reina Banīhoppu, Sofia Kinokogitā, Trini, Tara, Tanya, and Tori Eggudoramu, Mora and Mara Soseikin, Sonya Kurisutarunōmu, Clara Hamushi, and Delia Bagupaipu, it's awesome to see you again, Tenshi no Ongaku, but we'll talk later, we've got trouble coming!
?: YOU ASSHOLES, YOU WILL ALL PAAAAAYYYYYY!
Suddenly, we saw Evil Lori, Evil Lynn, Evil Lola, Evil Lisa, and Evil Luan heading right for us, and as we expected, they were really pissed off.
Lincoln: Well, look who's arrived. Too bad payback's coming for you five!
Lincoln fired five powerful magic blasts at Evil Lori, Evil Lynn, Evil Lola, Evil Lisa, and Evil Luan and forced them outside, and we all followed, and when they saw Universe 666 Lincoln, along with Universe 666 me, Universe 666 Varie, along with the Universe 666 versions of Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, Universe 666 Lincoln's parents, his friends, and his harem and Guardian Angels, they were horrified and pissed off!
Evil Lynn: STINKOLN, YOU TRAITOR!
Evil Lisa: And J.D., Varie, Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, and our parental units?! Impossible!
Evil Lori: Along with that twerp's pathetic friends, his harem and Guardian Angels?! We killed you all!
Universe 666 Me: Yes, you did, but we've come back from the dead to see to it that all five of you, the last remnants of my former team, are finally destroyed for good.
Universe 666 Lincoln: You destroyed and took away all those I held dear to my heart, you five and that heartless snake, Evil Nico, and now, all five of you deserve to die!
Lincoln: And in the most horrible and bloody way imaginable!
Lori: You ruined your own brother's life, and now, you've just forfeited your lives and sealed your own fates!
Universe 666 Lori: BRING IT, BITCH!
Lincoln: No one calls my sister that word and gets away with it! Now, I'm going to rip your tongues out of your mouths! Let's rip them to shreds!
Lincoln's Guardian Angels: SAVE SECONDS FOR US!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Lori's team, The Mysticons, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Evil Lori, Evil Lynn, Evil Lola, Evil Lisa, and Evil Luan, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Lincoln's Guardian Angels and harem also delivered some extreme payback for all the years of what Lincoln went through because of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan, and they broke their arms and legs, and Lincoln fired blasts of elemental forces, rainbow energy, magic, and chaos magic at them, which exploded with even more incredible power.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, to end the last remnants of Team Loud Evil Storm for good. ELEMENTAL HARMONIOUS FIRESTORM KAMEHAMEHA!
Lincoln fired a massive Kamehameha rainbow energy wave with energy blasts that've taken on the forms of The Elements of Harmony, and they hit Evil Lori, Evil Lynn, Evil Lola, Evil Lisa, and Evil Luan, and it went up into space and exploded, obliterating Evil Lori, Evil Lynn, Evil Lola, Evil Lisa, and Evil Luan, and they were erased forever by The Black Gates after being found guilty for their crimes. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Nico: Whoa, Linc, that attack you used on those five bitches, that was really, really incredible!
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico. But, there's also something I should've told you: see, when I absorbed Broly, I not only gained his powers and abilities, but I also acquired the ability to grow even stronger from each time I've been beaten up badly, and because I've been beaten up and almost died at the hands of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, thanks to their Dark Sides taking over throughout the course of six and a half years.
Me: You've gained an extremely infinite amount of power and strength, and that was due to the fact that you've been beaten up and almost died at the hands of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, thanks to their Dark Sides taking over throughout the course of six and a half years.
Nico: (Stunned) Damn, that's really incredible, but really awesome!
Lincoln: But, now we're finally rid of the last remnant of Team Loud Evil Storm for good. (To The Tenshi no Ongaku Gang) And it's really awesome to see you all again, Tenshi no Ongaku Gang.
Aika Furūtofurai, the Floot Fly Gene-Slammer, reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long red-orange hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful red-orange angel wings and she reigned in the power of Floot Fly, she's dressed in a sleeveless red-orange open blouse, sleeveless red-orange midriff top, red-orange skirt, red-orange pants, red-orange knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with soundwaves, music, faeries, and flies on the coattails and on the back is Floot Fly and holstered on her back is a massive Floot Fly-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Floot Fly etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red-orange blade, large Floot Fly heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Floot Fly heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large Floot Fly heads for the pommel.
Reina Banīhoppu, the HippityHop Gene-Slammer, reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long pink hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful pink angel wings and she reigned in the power of HippityHop, she's dressed in a sleeveless pink open blouse, sleeveless blue green midriff top, pink skirt, pink pants, pink knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with soundwaves, music, earth, faeries, and rabbits on the coattails and on the back is HippityHop and holstered on her back is a massive HippityHop-themed greatsword with embedded blue green gems and HippityHop etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large HippityHop heads for the crossguard, large pink gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large HippityHop heads and large pink gem on the bottom of the large HippityHop heads for the pommel.
Sofia Kinokogitā, the Sqout Gene-Slammer, reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long purple hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful purple angel wings and she reigned in the power of Sqout, she's dressed in a sleeveless purple open blouse, sleeveless green midriff top, purple skirt, purple pants, purple knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with soundwaves, music, snow, faeries, and rabbits on the coattails and on the back is Sqout and holstered on her back is a massive Sqout-themed greatsword with embedded green gems and Sqout etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large Sqout heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Sqout heads and large purple gem on the bottom of the large Sqout heads for the pommel.
Trini, Tara, Tanya, and Tori Eggudoramu, the Eggudoramu Sisters and the Wimmzies Gene-Slammers, reverted back to normal, and they're four beautiful girls with long yellow, green, purple, and red hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, they have massive and beautiful yellow, green, purple, and red angel wings and she reigned in the power of the Wimmzies, and they're dressed in yellow, green, purple, and red crop tops and mini skirts, and long white sleeveless trenchcoats with soundwaves, music, fire, faeries, and rabbits on the coattails and on the back are the individual Wimmzies and holstered on their backs are massive Wimmzies-themed greatsword with embedded yellow, green, purple, and red gems and the individual Wimmzies etched on the four 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged yellow, green, purple, and red blades, large Wimmzies heads for the crossguard, large yellow, green, purple, and red gems embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Wimmzies heads and large yellow, green, purple, and red gems on the bottom of the large Wimmzies heads for the pommel.
Mora and Mara Soseikin, the Cantorell Gene-Slammers, reverted back to normal, and they're two beautiful girls with long blue hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, they had the body of a goddess, they have massive and beautiful blue angel wings and they reigned in the power of Cantorell, they're dressed in sleeveless blue open blouses, sleeveless blue midriff tops, blue skirts, blue pants, blue knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoats with soundwaves, music, earth, snow, and faeries on the coattails and on the back is Cantorell and holstered on their backs are massive Cantorell-themed greatswords with embedded blue gems and Cantorell etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blue blades, large Cantorell heads for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Cantorell heads and large blue gem on the bottom of the large Cantorell heads for the pommels.
Sonya Kurisutarunōmu, the Bridg-it Gene-Slammer, reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long brown hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful brown and purple angel wings and she reigned in the power of Bridg-it, she's dressed in a sleeveless brown open blouse, sleeveless purple midriff top, purple skirt, purple pants, purple knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with soundwaves, earth, fire, and faeries on the coattails and on the back is Bridg-it and holstered on her back is a massive Bridg-it-themed greatsword with embedded purple gems and Bridg-it etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large Bridg-it heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Bridg-it heads and large purple gem on the bottom of the large Bridg-it heads for the pommel.
Clara Hamushi, the Clavi Gnat Gene-Slammer, reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long blue hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful blue angel wings and she reigned in the power of Clavi Gnat, she's dressed in a sleeveless blue open blouse, sleeveless blue midriff top, blue skirt, blue pants, blue knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with soundwaves, snow, fire, and faeries on the coattails and on the back is Clavi Gnat and holstered on her back is a massive Clavi Gnat-themed greatsword with embedded blue gems and Clavi Gnat etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, large Clavi Gnat heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Clavi Gnat heads and large purple gem on the bottom of the large Clavi Gnat heads for the pommel.
And Delia Bagupaipu, the Pladdie Gene-Slammer, and she's a beautiful girl with long red hair, green eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful blue angel wings and she reigned in the power of Pladdie, she's dressed in a sleeveless red open blouse, sleeveless red midriff top, Scottish Kilt, green pants, red knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with soundwaves, earth, snow, fire, and faeries on the coattails and on the back is Pladdie and holstered on her back is a massive Pladdie-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Pladdie etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large Pladdie heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Pladdie heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large Pladdie heads for the pommel.
Aika Furūtofurai: You too, Lincoln. It's been a long time, and it's so good to see you all again, Loud Sisters.
Luna: You too, Tenshi no Ongaku Gang.
The Tenshi no Ongaku Gang went up to Lincoln who hugged each of them, and The Tenshi no Ongaku Gang are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you twelve since you were six, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Aika Furūtofurai: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute six-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new. You really grew a lot, but you're still the same kind boy we all met back long ago, plus, you've grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, so this is...?
Lincoln: That's right, Nico, these twelve girls are The Tenshi no Ongaku Gang, a music gang dedicated to playing music for charity alongside the Louds and they even moved to Michigan when we were 6 years old, and we even enjoyed playing music instruments together, plus, they, alongside the Louds, even played music for multiple charities, and they absolutely hate the jerks with a blazing passion.
We were introduced to Aika Furūtofurai, the Floot Fly Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in music from Japan, She's the leader of The Tenshi no Ongaku Gang, and she also plays flutes as well, and she and Lincoln would play the flutes. Her last name, Furūtofurai means flute fly in Japanese. They even played flutes for charity, alongside Luna, Sam, Mazzy, Sully, and Chunk. After plating the flutes, Aika kissed Lincoln on the lips. Plus, we're in for a big surprise, she's the niece of Johnny Bravo, and she hates Flip with a blazing passion, and that also goes for his cousin and brother.
Reina Banīhoppu, the HippityHop Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Music from Japan, but she's also an incredible jumper and she plays violins, making her the violin player of The Tenshi no Ongaku. Her last name, Banīhoppu means Bunny Hop in Japanese. She and Lincoln at one point even jumped all the way to the Bahamas and back. They even accidentally jumped in Lake Erie, but they ended up kissing each other on the lips while underwater. they also played violins for charity. She's also the cousin of Tom Majors, meaning that she's also a Chaotic player as well, and she hates Icky Vicky with a passion.
Sofia Kinokogitā, the Sqout Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Music, but she's also an amazing artist and she plays trumpets, making her the trumpet player of The Tenshi no Ongaku. She and Lincoln would make Art and even play trumpets for charity. Her last name, Kinokogitā means Mushroom Guitar in Japanese. Sofia kissed Lincoln on the lips while Lincoln was making beautiful pictures of nature. She's the cousin of Kaz Kalinkas, meaning that she's also a Chaotic player as well, and she hates The Wet Bandits with a passion.
Trini, Tara, Tanya, and Tori Eggudoramu, the Eggudoramu Sisters and the Wimmzies Gene-Slammers, they're Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and classmates in Music, but they also play drums, making them the drum players of The Tenshi no Ongaku. They and Lincoln even played drums when they were 6 years old. They also would play drums for charity especially for veterans. Their last name, Eggudoramu, means Egg Drum in Japanese. They even each kissed Lincoln on the lips, and to tell one from the other, The Eggudoramu Sisters each have their own color to their crop tops and mini skirts as well as their hair: Trini has a yellow outfit and hair, Tara has the pink version, Tanya has the green version, and Tori has the red version. They're also the cousins of Peyton Touhey, meaning they're also Chaotic players as well, and they hate Billy McLean with a burning passion.
Mora and Mara Soseikin, the Cantorell Gene-Slammers, they're Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and classmates in Music, but they also play trombones and even play Jazz with Lincoln, making them the trombone players of The Tenshi no Ongaku, and they even play Jazz together and even played trombones for charity. They kissed lincoln on the lips. Their last name, Soseikin, means Twin Fungus in Japanese, and they're also the cousins of Raimundo Pedrosa, and they absolutely hate Lila Rossi with a burning passion.
Sonya Kurisutarunōmu, the Bridg-it Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Music, but she also plays the clarinet, making her the clarinet player of The Tenshi no Ongaku and even video games, just like Lincoln. She and Lincoln would play clarinets for charity, and they even conquered the Dark Souls games, all on first tries. Sonya even Kissed Lincoln on the lips after their clarinet session, and she's also the niece of Bruce Wayne, and she already knew of his secret being Batman, and she hates Lewis Travolta with a burning passion.
Clara Hamushi, the Clavi Gnat Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Music, but she also plays piano, making her the piano player of The Tenshi no Ongaku. She and Lincoln played piano together, and they even played pianos for charity. Her last name, Hamushi, means Leaf Bug, in Japanese. They even helped the Girl Scouts with selling cookies at one point. After playing the piano, Clara kissed Lincoln on the lips, and she's also the niece of Bulma, and she absolutely hates that pink-haired, rage-crazy, anger-mismanagement bitch, Trina Riffins, with a burning passion.
And Delia Bagupaipu, the Pladdie Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Music, but also plays on bagpipes and enjoys learning the Scottish culture, making her the bagpipes player of The Tenshi no Ongaku. She and Lincoln even had haggis together, and she and Lincoln also play bagpipes for charity. Her last name, Bagupaipu, means Bagpipe in Japanese. After the bagpipe session, Delia kissed Lincoln on the lips, and she's also the cousin of Seto Kaiba and Mokuba Kaiba, and she hates that crazy, scooter-driving, troublecausing, heckling old goat, Scoots, with a burning passion.
We were absolutely stunned, not only did Lincoln and his sisters know them, but each of them are also related to members of the team, so they were in for one big reunion when we get back.
Nico: Wow, that's quite a huge amount of info you guys have given us, but still, this is really awesome that you all know Lincoln and his sisters. (Realizes something) Wait, now I remember you guys, you've sung in different charities in Michigan, and Lincoln, I didn't know you and your sisters sang with them.
Lincoln: It's true, Nico, we sang in different charities in Michigan, and everyone loved our singing, well, except for our resident jerks, and the Tenshi no Ongaku Gang hated them with a burning passion, but we'll tell you guys of how we sent those jerks packing during a performance we had later. But first.
Lincoln went up to each member of The Tenshi no Ongaku Gang, and he suddenly hugged them in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on their necks, and he slowly bit each of them and he fed on their blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from each of their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up.
Reina Banīhoppu: (Japanese Accent) You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, twelve Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Loves appeared on the necks of Aika Furūtofurai, Reina Banīhoppu, Sofia Kinokogitā, Trini, Tara, Tanya, and Tori Eggudoramu, Mora and Mara Soseikin, Sonya Kurisutarunōmu, Clara Hamushi, and Delia Bagupaipu with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Sofia Kinokogitā: (Japanese Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Aika Furūtofurai, Reina Banīhoppu, Sofia Kinokogitā, Trini, Tara, Tanya, and Tori Eggudoramu, Mora and Mara Soseikin, Sonya Kurisutarunōmu, Clara Hamushi, and Delia Bagupaipu.
The Tenshi no Ongaku Gang had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to their faces and he kissed each of them passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The seven girls are Yamato, Perona, Wanda, and Carrot from One Piece and Sylvia Sherwood, Millie, and Sharon from Spy x Family.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Yamato, Perona, Wanda, and Carrot from One Piece and Sylvia Sherwood, Millie, and Sharon from Spy x Family.
Nicole: (Gasps) More of Luffy's friends were here, along with friends of Anya Forger and her family.
Lincoln: They're going to be in for one awesome reunion when we get back. Are you girls okay?
Perona: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Perona and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from Evil Lori, Evil Lynn, Evil Lola, Evil Lisa, and Evil Luan, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and a blue aura around him.
Yamato (One Piece): Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made six clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Yamato (One Piece): (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Yamato, Perona, Wanda, Carrot, Sylvia Sherwood, Millie, and Sharon with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Universe 666 Lincoln: Team Loud Phoenix Storm, I want to thank you. You repaired my shattered heart, but this won't excuse what I've also done, and...
President Slade: Actually, from what J.D. told us, we're actually giving you a full pardon. You already fled from there after what Evil Nico did, along with your ex-sisters, and you needed to be saved from giving into revenge.
Universe 666 Me: That's right. Plus, I think you also need those you love back, and you need them a lot more now than ever.
Me and Lincoln: Leave that to us.
Lincoln and I snapped our fingers, and lights shined down as angelic choirs sang, and then, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Universe 666 Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, his parents, friends, harem, and Guardian Angels were brought back. This really brought tears into Universe 666 Lincoln's eyes and he ran up to them and hugged them, and they all hugged him back, finally, now his heart's truly been repaired.
Lola: This really is so beautiful!
Lori: It sure is. So, what'll happen now?
Universe 666 Me: We'll be staying here to help out with the repairs to our Earth, but we'll be part of The Redemption Squad to fix what our former team has done.
Nico: Good thinking.
Me: Very wise decision.
Lincoln: The rest of the team's going to want to hear this when we get back.
Just then, William and Maria arrived, along with Princesses Celestia, Luna, and Cadence.
William: No need, guys, the princesses told us of what you guys were doing here.
Princess Celestia: That's right, and Lincoln, you and J.D. made a truly amazing choice.
Princess Cadence: Indeed, you made that choice from the bottom of your heart, and you saw just how much your Universe 666 counterpart needed those close to him back in his life to help repair the damage done unto him by Evil Nico.
Princess Luna: You really are a kind-hearted soul, Lincoln, and I can see a lot of J.D. and Nico in you. Plus, what J.D.'s Universe 666 counterpart said was true: you were also chosen by The Elements of Harmony not only because of you being the peacekeeper and second voice of reason in The Loud House, but you also accomplished quite an impossible task: you united The Three Kingdoms and the warlords of Feudal Japan.
Zhen Ji: That's right, and The Three Kingdoms had their different ideals and their own ways of uniting the land, but thanks to Lincoln, he united all three of them and he took down Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu, two dangerous individuals who perpetuated the chaos our world had to endure.
Ina: And he united the warlords of Japan into one and we finally ended Hisahide Matsunaga before he could kill Lord Nobunaga. Those were indeed two impossible tasks, but Lincoln achieved that goal, and gained The Three Kingdoms and the warlords of Japan as new members of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nicole: And he'll be marrying all of you in the future, so that's also another reason why.
Nico: That's right.
We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and not only did we get Universe 666 Lincoln, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Universe 666 Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, his parents, friends, harem, and Guardian Angels as new members of The Redemption Squad, but we finally got rid of the last remnants of Team Loud Evil Storm for good.
After helping Universe 666 Lincoln and repairing his shattered heart and finally destroying Evil Lori, Evil Lynn, Evil Lola, Evil Lisa, and Evil Luan and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Aika Furūtofurai, Reina Banīhoppu, Sofia Kinokogitā, Trini, Tara, Tanya, and Tori Eggudoramu, Mora and Mara Soseikin, Sonya Kurisutarunōmu, Clara Hamushi, and Delia Bagupaipu saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Aika Furūtofurai: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. It's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for the last eleven years.
Sofia Kinokogitā: (Japanese Accent) If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Sonya Kurisutarunōmu: (Japanese Accent) That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little 11-year-old into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Aika Furūtofurai: (Japanese Accent) Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Aika, what's the story on how you guys, Lincoln, and his sisters sent those jerks packing during a performance you all had?
Aika Furūtofurai: (Japanese Accent) That's a story we can never forget, and we didn't stop laughing at what Lincoln's sisters did. One night, we were performing for a charity at the Royal Woods Mall, but then, we heard the sound of bellowing yells in the air, and Lincoln caught the stench of an unwashed, unbathed cheapskate, and we saw who it was: it was none other than Flip, his cousin, his brother, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Trina Riffins, and that bitch, Lila Rossi, and they were all out for blood, but Lincoln's sisters absolutely had it with those jerks, and they unleashed Hell upon them: Lori turned Lila Rossi, Icky Vicky, and Trina Riffins into human pretzels, Leni hit Scoots hard in the head with a sandal and Lana broke her sunglasses, Luna played her guitar loudly and broke the eardrums of Billy McLean and Lewis Travolta, Luan threw pies at the jerks, Lynn farted in Flip's face, Laney fired a cactus ball into the crotches of Flip's brother and cousin, Lucy sent waves of bats at the jerks, Lola fired fire blasts at them and burned them, Lisa fired gears at them, Lily fired water at them, and even Lincoln fired blasts of lightning at the jerks and they got electrocuted. We even joined in as well as we shattered their eardrums and made them deaf for months. Then, the cops came and cuffed the jerks and sent them back to prison and the nuthouse, and the audience roared in cheers and applause.
We cheered wildly.
Me: I remembered that performance all too well.
Nico: Same here, and those jerks had it coming.
Lincoln: You got that right, but you girls will be happy to know Scoots is gone for good, she was sent to The Black Gates for her crimes.
Delia Bagupaipu: (Japanese Accent) About time, I really hated that crazy, scooter-driving, trouble-causing, heckling old goat so much for what she's done.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Fasha, Nejire Hado, Sirius, Kaoroku Awata A.K.A. Bubble Girl, Splash Woman, Vesper Woman, Quake Woman, and Kole are heading to Dolphin Shoals.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in the brand-new large orange speedo The Musiqidandi Sisters made for him which merged with the speedos, and it'd turned into a brand-new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Fasha, Nejire Hado, Sirius, Kaoroku Awata A.K.A. Bubble Girl, Splash Woman, Vesper Woman, Quake Woman, and Kole were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Fasha, Nejire Hado, Sirius, Kaoroku Awata A.K.A. Bubble Girl, Splash Woman, Vesper Woman, Quake Woman, and Kole had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them as well, plus, Lincoln saved them from a group of thugs sent by Flip to kill them to get revenge. But, Lincoln took down and killed the thugs by sucking out their blood and he'd sent their souls to The Black Gates, and he hit Flip hard in the head with a mallet.
Fasha: Wow, so you chose Dolphin Shoals for our first date, Lincoln.
Lincoln: That's right, Fasha, and it's perfect before tomorrow's mission with the Dinotrux. Shall we?
Lincoln, Fasha, Nejire Hado, Sirius, Kaoroku Awata A.K.A. Bubble Girl, Splash Woman, Vesper Woman, Quake Woman, and Kole dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, and they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Fasha, Nejire Hado, Sirius, Kaoroku Awata A.K.A. Bubble Girl, Splash Woman, Vesper Woman, Quake Woman, and Kole got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Fasha, Nejire Hado, Sirius, Kaoroku Awata A.K.A. Bubble Girl, Splash Woman, Vesper Woman, Quake Woman, and Kole, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Fasha, Nejire Hado, Sirius, Kaoroku Awata A.K.A. Bubble Girl, Splash Woman, Vesper Woman, Quake Woman, and Kole placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face.
Me: (Snickers) Looks like someone really enjoyed his beach date at Dolphin Shoals, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It was so awesome!
Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Fasha, Nejire Hado, Sirius, Kaoroku Awata A.K.A. Bubble Girl, Splash Woman, Vesper Woman, Quake Woman, and Kole with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Bardock: I might've guessed you had feelings for Lincoln, Fasha, and we're very proud of you.
Fasha: Thanks, boss.
Lori: And we literally trashed Flip for what he did in sending those thugs to hurt you, Nejire Hado, Sirius, Kaoroku Awata A.K.A. Bubble Girl, Splash Woman, Vesper Woman, Quake Woman, and Kole.
Lincoln: Tell me the Tenshi no Ongaku Gang also had their fun in trashing that cheapskate.
Luna: They sure did, dude, and they made his ears bleed badly, and Lynn did a Dutch Oven on Flip again, so he'll be smelling even worse than ever, thanks to her.
Lincoln: Might've known Lynn would do that again.
Nico: Her Dutch Ovens are literally that lethal, P.U.!
Luna: We always stayed back whenever she farted again, Nico, 'cause her gas was lethal!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Gabriel Pacheco of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, and he's coming to kill Maria Garcia and the other Fabled Gene-Slammers yet again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Gabriel Pacheco of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's absolutely pissed off about what happened yesterday.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Antonio Maldonado must've found out about it, and now, he's really enraged now.
Daniela Abanc: (Spanish Accent) Let him get enraged, we'd already had it up to hear with those Dark Santeria-practicing fanatics for the last time. So, we're finally going to get rid of Gabriel Pacheco for good, excellent. Plus, we ruined his chance for revenge on us today.
Me: With what you girls and Lincoln are doing by slaying every last member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, this is really pissing off Antonio Maldonado.
Nico: What these guys have done in causing this kind of horror and terror in Mexico years ago with their sacrificial rituals. They're even worse than The Church of Necrom, The Order of The Black Cross, or even The Chernabog Sisters.
Lincoln: Not exactly, Nico, unlike The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, those three groups we'd dealt with in the past were a danger to the entire world with their dark powers, and the crimes they'd committed against humanity were extremely dark, and they've made deals with the demonic forces of Hell by selling their souls in exchange for those dark powers.
Me: Yeah, The Chernabog Sisters' parents made the deal with The Devil before they were even born to give their unborn daughters the powers of Hell and The Order of The Black Cross toyed with dark Satanic forces.
Nicholette Torrington: And Damian Alaister and his fucked-up friends had sacrificed their own families in a dark Satanic Ritual in their devotion to Necrom, and after they gained their dark powers, they all went on a bloody rampage killing millions of people in their rampage.
Lincoln: Yep, so even compared to those three dark Satanic groups, The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte is not on a high-level threat like those three, but they're still just as dangerous as they kidnapped many innocent people and ritualistically murdered them in their dark rituals, and we can't forget that they tried to desecrate the bodies of the dead in Mexico's cemeteries for their dark sacrilegious rituals.
Nico: They're playing with forces they can never comprehend: messing with the bodies of the dead is bound to anger the spirits of the dead who're buried there. Alright, gang, let's go hunt down Gabriel Pacheco.
Lincoln: You're not getting away with what you did, Gabriel Pacheco, today you die.
Daniela Abanc: (Spanish Accent) You better say your prayers, Gabriel Pacheco, because you deserve no salvation from God for your sins, for there is only one thing that awaits you: Eternal Damnation.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Before our big mission with the Dinotrux tomorrow, you will be lying dead in a pool of your own blood.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy magic field around The World Tree Estate, and we left to hunt down Gabriel Pacheco.
We arrived at the park to hunt down our target: Gabriel Pacheco of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
?: (Spanish Accent) You and the rest of your friends, along with all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, shall be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, Maria Garcia!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Oh great, I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, don't you know when to stay away from us, Gabriel Pacheco.
A man with black hair, tanned skin, brown eyes, and dressed in black clothes came out, it was Rubén Parra, the next member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
Daniela Abanc: (Spanish Accent) Lincoln was right that you and the other members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte had broken out, but if you think you intend to finish what we started, then, you're just as insane as ever.
Gabriel Pacheco: You will all be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, and our deity will reward us as we bathe in your blood!
Suddenly, Daniela Abanc's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, she unholstered her massive The Fabled Abanc-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Gabriel Pacheco, she left black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels with every step.
Daniela Abanc: (Spanish Accent) At least, I know that you're still the same religious fanatic still devoted in the practice of Black Santeria, but now, I've just about had it up to hear with you for the last time, Gabriel Pacheco. You and The Order have caused more than enough bloody chaos for the last time, and for what you all tried to do in an attempted desecration of the bodies of the dead, that is an unforgivable sin. As the Gene-Slammer of The Fabled Abanc and member of The Order of The Fabled, I hereby sentence you to death for your bloody crimes!
Suddenly, Daniela Abanc was surrounded by a massive vortex of black energy with darkness, light and dark magic, and light surrounding the vortex, there are imps, fiends, dark angels, and The Fabled Abanc flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Daniela Abanc emerged, but she was changed forever.
Daniela Abanc grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels surrounding her and her three imps, she has The Fabled Abanc emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has imp earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has The Fabled Abanc with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her red imp-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Daniela Abanc has on a sleeveless open midnight black blouse, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, long midnight black skirt with jewels around the waist, black lace stockings, midnight black knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels on the coattails, and on the back is The Fabled Abanc surrounded by darkness and light and imps and on top of The Fabled Abanc is an anti-Sergio symbol. Suddenly, Daniela Abanc felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with red tips on the large midnight black feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails. Daniela Abanc has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Daniela Abanc's massive Fabled Valkyrus-themed greatsword and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into The Fabled Abanc's Darkness Light Fabled Imp Greatsword of Darkness Light Fabled Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and The Fabled Abanc etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large imp heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large imp heads with green gems and large red gem on the bottom of the imp heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of The Fabled Abanc's head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below The Fabled Abanc that said, "Daniela Abanc, Gene-Slammer of The Fabled Abanc, Friend of Maria Garcia, Gene-Slammer of Fabled Leviathan, Member of The Fabled Gene-Slammers and Member of The Order of The Fabled, Goth Girl of Guanajuato, Mexico, Master of The Powers of Darkness and Summoner of Imps, Expert on Spooky Mexican Legends and Legendary Monsters of Spanish Legend, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Despiser of Sergio Casagrande, Destroyer of Gabriel Pacheco of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Imps, and Fallen Angels"
ダニエラ・アバンク、伝説のアバンク の ジーン・スラマー、マリア・ガルシア の友人、伝説のリヴァイアサン の ジーン・スラマー、伝説のジーン・スラマーズ のメンバー、伝説の騎士団 のメンバー、メキシコ、グアナフアトの ゴスガール、マスター・オブ・ザ・パワーズ闇の支配者でインプの召喚士、不気味なメキシコの伝説とスペインの伝説の伝説のモンスターの専門家、愛するガーディアン エンジェル、リンカーン ラウドの将来の妻、ダーク ロリの破壊者、セルジオ カサグランデの軽蔑者、ヌエストラ セニョーラ デ オーダーのガブリエル パチェコの破壊者ラ・サンタ・ムエルテ、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、闇、インプ、堕天使のマスター
Daniela Abanc has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-THE FABLED ABANC-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS LIGHT IMP MEXICAN FABLED ABANC ANGEL OF DIVINE DARK FABLED ABANC IMP JUSTICE AND DIVINE FABLED ABANC IMP LOVE!
We were amazed by Daniela Abanc's Super Angel-The Fabled Abanc-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Gabriel Pacheco saw it, he went insane and he got out his sacrificial knife to stab her, but Daniela Abanc fired a powerful black energy blast with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels at Gabriel Pacheco, which hit him and pushed him back and he also got burned, but this really pissed him off now.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Incredible, Daniela's transformed.
Lincoln: Yeah, and she really sent Gabriel Pacheco back with that energy blast she fired and that really pissed him off now, and Daniela, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Daniela Abanc: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Light Fabled Abanc and Divine Darkness Light Fabled Abanc Imp Love) (Spanish Accent) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to Gabriel Pacheco once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Daniela.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Daniela Abanc.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done running, Gabriel Pacheco, and now, you're going to pay for the times you and The Order have tried to kill my Guardian Angels in the past.
Daniela Abanc and Lincoln went after Gabriel Pacheco, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Gabriel Pacheco and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now.
Then, Daniela Abanc sent her three imps and Lincoln summoned his own imps and they sent them at Gabriel Pacheco, and they claw at his face and body, and that caused him to drop his sacrificial ritual knife, which Lincoln suddenly destroyed, and he slashed out his eyes, and he sent the Dark Orb that Gabriel Pacheco had in his pocket to The Warp.
Nico: Nice touch with summoning imps to attack him.
Me: Lincoln did say that The Fabled Gene-Slammers can also summon imps, and he can also do the same thing after he fed on their blood, and he also slashed out his eyes.
Qin: Yeesh, now that was brutal. Plus, he sent the Dark Orb he had to The Warp.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Daniela Abanc, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as The Fabled Abanc's Darkness Light Fabled Fallen Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's midnight black with red flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and The Fabled Abanc surrounded by imps and light etched on the sides, and a red gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Daniela Abanc aimed their hand-cannon blasters at Gabriel Pacheco.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Eat energy blasts, Gabriel Pacheco!
Daniela Abanc and Lincoln fired blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, and elemental forces at Gabriel Pacheco and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down. Then, as they holster their hand-cannon blasters, Lincoln fired energy blades from a swing of his massive greatsword at Gabriel Pacheco and the blades skewered him, and Lincoln fired a blood red and black energy beam which hits Gabriel Pacheco and Lincoln sucked out his blood and life force and he was reduced to a desiccated corpse, and when his spirit appeared, Daniela Abanc and Lincoln gave Gabriel Pacheco The Black Gates for good. We cheered as Daniela Abanc and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Daniela Abanc's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Daniela Abanc: (Spanish Accent) For what you've done in practicing Black Santeria to cause death to so many innocent souls, you deserve nothing but eternal damnation. Thanks for helping me end Gabriel Pacheco for good, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Daniela.
Suddenly, Daniela Abanc wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Daniela Abanc's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, imps, and The Fabled Abanc flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and and light shining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Daniela Abanc absorbed the light and they came back to us as the display and The Fabled Abanc vanished.
Nico: Wow, guys, that was one awesome battle you fought, and with Gabriel Pacheco's death, now there are only elven members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
Daniela Abanc: (Spanish Accent) Now, we're really ahead of the curve.
Lincoln: Yep, which means that the next one to take down tomorrow after Matt Olsen's big mission is Carlos Mora, which means it'll be the turn of Matt Olsen and Carina Catsith.
Carina Catsith: (Spanish Accent) That's right.
Matt Olsen: We'll put an end to D-Structs once and for all, and make him pay.
Me: You said it, and those monsters have caused enough trouble and damage to too many innocent lives.
Nico: And all for the practice of Dark Santeria. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet tomorrow?
Lincoln: Good question, Nico. Hmm, oh, I have an idea, how about Gene-Slammers for Theremind, Bonkers, Poppette, Yuggler, Tapricorn, Rooba, Periscorp, and Gloptic.
Nicholette Torrington: Ooh, now that's an awesome idea, and there's one group who would be Gene-Slammed into those monsters, The Yuánsùquán Sisters: Ai Yuánsùquán, Chun and Fua Yuánsùquán, Meng Yao Yuánsùquán, Xin Yan Yuánsùquán, Yu Ming Yuánsùquán, Bao Yuánsùquán, Fu Yuánsùquán, and Chao-Xing Yuánsùquán.
Lincoln: My Guardian Angels from China, and they also hate the jerks and Killjoy Huggins with a blazing passion.
Nico: Oh boy, I hate to find out what that killjoy did to earn their hatred.
Lincoln: Trust me, you'll wish he was begging for mercy when you all hear the tale tomorrow.
Later it was time for Cassidy's second mission.
Qin: Now that Masato is gone we're going to be battling Orphnach's uncontested.
Nico: We sure are.
Me: Yep.
William: Anyone else want to go with Cassidy? Besides Cheese and Nosferata?
Lincoln: Me and my siblings will go.
Me: Awesome Lincoln.
Camie: Cool!
Xenia: Yeah!
Me: And I know the Guardians will go too.
Will Vandom: We sure will.
Nico: Awesome. Lets head out.
We were off to Japan.
TOKYO, JAPAN
We arrived.
Me: Here we are.
We landed.
Takumi: Hey guys!
Kiba: Awesome you made it.
Me: Yep.
Cassidy: Guys, meet my archenemy
Nosferata: Awesome to meet you guys. I'm Nosferata, and I'm originally one of Batman's enemies.
Takumi: Pleasure to meet you.
Me: And these are the Loud Siblings.
Lincoln: Awesome to meet you guys. My name is Lincoln Loud.
Lori: I'm Loud and I'm the Eldest.
Leni: I'm Leni Loud.
Luna: Sup dudes. I'm Luna Loud.
Luan: Hey there I'm Luan.
Lynn: I'm Lynn Jr.
Linka: I'm Linka Loud.
Liberty: I'm Liberty Loud.
Lyra: I'm Lyra Loud.
Lee: Lee Loud is my name.
Lucy Loud: I'm Lucy Loud.
Laney: My name is Laney.
Lana: I'm Lana Loud.
Lola: I'm Lola Loud.
Lisa Loud: Greetings. I'm Lisa Loud.
Lily: And my name is Lily Loud.
Takumi: Wow! That is a lot of kids.
Me: I know and yes their mom and dad all thought it was cute if their names all started with the letter L.
Eli: Yep.
Me: (Whispers to Takumi) They came from a family that doesn't believe in condoms.
Takumi snickered on that.
Takumi: With Masato gone, we can focus on fighting the Orphnachs.
Me: Yes we sure can. And now we can answer your question on what Universe 666 is.
Mari: I was wondering about that.
Me: Well last year in November I got a horrible dream about an evil version of Team Loud Phoenix Storm called Team Loud Evil Storm and they were us that were evil. They come from a universe we called Universe 666.
Nico: It's like this. The villains are the good guys and we are the bad guys.
Eli: Yeah it was freaky.
Mari: Oh man!
Me: Yeah.
I went over what happened when we went into battle with them on December 2nd and it was incredible and scary and amazing.
When I was finished they were shocked.
Nico: In fact, that version of Masato was that version of Luthor's most trusted friends.
Me: That's right. Universe 666's version of Masato is good where as the Prime Universe version was evil.
Mari: Boy what a flip.
Cassidy: Yeah that was a crazy adventure.
Me: It sure was. In fact many of our most dangerous enemies that we destroyed in the prime universe are good in Universe 666 and they are now in the Masters of Evil.
Laney: That was a scary adventure too. And just recently we met and helped the Universe 666 versions of me, Luna, Leni, Lana, Lily and Lincoln.
Me: Yep and they are now in the Redemption Squad.
Takumi: Wow that is amazing.
Cassidy: No kidding there.
Nico: Yeah that was crazy and it's the reason why I have a contingency plan for me in case.
Mari: What is it?
Me: Here.
X-RAY MAGISWORD!
I showed the little bomb Nico put inside him.
Me: That little bomb is a dark orb nuke bomb that will explode should Nico think about turning into Evil Nico.
Nico: Yep.
Me: But it's a remote detonated bomb.
Cheese: I like chocolate milk.
Mari: You like Chocolate milk?
Me: Oh sorry that is Cheese. He's an Imaginary Friend that we know. But also he is a total idiot. He has a brain the size of an amoeba and he makes a great annoyance tool for some of our most hated enemies.
Mari: I see.
Nico: Yeah but he does all kinds of awesome and funny things.
Lola: It's true. He drives our enemies bonkers.
Takumi: Here's some chocolate milk.
Nico: That's not a good idea.
Cheese drank the milk and immediate spat it out at Takumi.
Cheese: No! Chocolate milk!
Takumi: That's what I gave you.
Me: He's lactose intolerant.
I gave him a box of apple juice.
Cheese: I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!
He sucked it down.
Me: See?
Takumi: Oh I get it.
Me: Sorry it's his way of communication. But he is funny.
Nico: That's what Mac does.
Me: Yeah.
Halinor: Yeah.
Mari: But what else have you found out about Universe 666's versions of you guys?
Me: A lot of crazy things.
Nico: We found out that my evil self cheated on May.
Eli: Yeah no kidding. And their version of Flip sacrificed himself and took the Universe 666 version of the Trinity of Violence with them.
Takumi: Whoa! Trinity of Violence?
Me: It's what Lana called Lori, Lynn and Lola. Like a Triangle of Madness.
Lori: It's literally what we are known as because of how we have rotten tempers and all that.
Lynn: Yeah it's not good.
Lola: Yeah and we had to learn lots of things the hard way.
Mari: Oh I get it.
Me: Yeah it was like going into a mirror universe when we faced them. Also they killed that universes version of me.
Takumi: WHAT!? Why!?
Me: So evil Nico can take over.
Eli: Yeah it was crazy.
Kadma: It sure was.
Takumi: Jeez!
Me: I was horrified about that.
Nico: But has their been any trouble since the last visit?
Takumi: Actually yes the Rose Orphnach is causing problems.
Me: Kyoji Murakami the Rose Orphnach!? I remember him. He was dangerous.
Nico: Yeah he sure was.
Eli: No kidding.
Yan Lin: We're not going to let him get away.
Megan McCallister: No we sure aren't.
Me: Also I remember Syuji that he was the Delta rider before you.
Syuji: That's right.
Me: But he was evil.
Kiba: Yeah he sure was.
Me: Thank goodness he's not our primary target when we come and help you guys on March 19th.
Cassidy: Thank goodness.
Takumi: Cassidy, how would you like to be a Rider for my team?
Cassidy: I would be honored.
Me: But it doesn't work on people that don't have Orphnach powers.
Nico: Don't worry about that. I had Brittney come over and help use her magic and make the Faiz Rider powers safe for everyone with or without Orphnach powers.
Me: Wow! Remind me to thank Brittney for that.
Nico: Noted.
Nico: Where was he spotted?
Takumi: He was spotted in the ruins of the Smart Brain building 2 hours ago,
Me: I had a feeling they were still here. Also there's something you should know guys. Years ago before I built the team, my final mission before I moved to Michigan was given to me by the C.I.A.
I pulled out a file and they read it and it was called Operation: SMART BRAIN SEIZURE. It was for destroying Smart Brain.
Me: I was given this mission specifically by the C.I.A. Themselves to destroy Smart Brain and bring them down. I destroyed the entire building and everything it had.
Nico: Whoa man! That was you J.D.?
Me: Yep. I didn't tell you guys because I was sworn to secrecy.
Eli: Incredible!
Nico: No one's lived in that building for a long time.
Me: I did that mission 7 and a half years ago.
Nerissa: Wow!
Takumi: Thank goodness it was right after I had my adventures.
Me: Your adventures were almost 20 years ago. But yeah that's true.
Cassidy: But I'm glad that building is destroyed.
Me: Lets see what it says about Kyuji's history.
I pulled up his info.
Kyoji Murakami, secretly the Rose Orphnoch, is the head of Smart Brain and the main antagonist of Kamen Rider 555. He seized control of Smart Brain from Hanagata and seeks to use the company as a front to forcibly convert humanity into Orphnochs.
He was portrayed by Katsuyuki Murai.
Murakami seized control of Smart Brain after Eiichi Toda's death, enlisting Lucky Clover to carry out his plans and eliminate any rogue Orphnochs. However, Hanagata retakes Smart Brain and ousts Murakami from the company, giving control to Yuji Kiba.
Murakami soon learns that Teruo Suzuki is the host of the Orphnoch King. Murakami attempted to abduct Teruo, causing him to come into conflict with the Riders. Injured and barely escaping their attacks, Murakami sacrifices his life to Teruo in order to awaken the Arch Orphnoch, correcting its genetic instability.
Kamen Rider 555: Lost World
In the alternate conclusion shown in the SIC Hero Saga, Kamen Rider 555: Lost World, Murakami hatches a plan to turn the whole Earth populations into Orphnochs by dispersing the blue-colored flower petals. He also created the Riotrooper V2 Gear which he used in combat. Armed with the Faiz Edge, he battles Delta and Kaixa. Both of them smash his helmet, revealing the face of Rose Orphnoch. When Kaixa and Delta cannot stand up to the Riotrooper V2, they run away with Mari. But then Kusaka grabs Mihara and tosses him back at Murakami, saying that he deserves it for daring to send roses to his beloved woman. Mihara screams that it is a misunderstanding, and for Kusaka to help him, but Kusaka just sneers and a blue petal lands on his outstretched hand, turning him to ash.
Faiz arrives on the scene and runs into Murakami, now in Rose Orphenoch form as the Riotrooper V2 Gear was badly damaged. Murakami uses Delta's mission memory to power up a Faiz Edge he had and they fight a bit. Mari then shows up and tosses Faiz the Faiz Blaster. Murakami curses her; He was hanging around the area because he was looking for it. Faiz assumes Blaster Form, and use the Photon Field Floater to cut off Murakami's head, and goes home.
Murakami's head is rolling about when the Lion Orphnoch picks it up. Murakami asks him to bring him back to the Smart Brain headquarters, and to recover Delta's belt at the same time; they will be using it to make the "Emperor's Belts". The Lion Orphnoch, seemingly a foreigner, speaking in broken Japanese, says that he will do so on the condition that he gets one of the belts; Murakami promises him the belt of the sky, the Psyga Driver.
Kamen Rider 555: Paradise Lost
Kyoji appears as the central antagonist of the movie, now a head being kept alive in a tank. He had Leo aka Kamen Rider Psyga lead an attack on the human refugee settlement "Paradise" to demonstrate the power of the first Emperor's Belt, the Psyga Gear. While trying to find an ideal user for the second Emperor Belt, he realized that Yuji Kiba is the perfect Orphnoch for this and has Smart Lady to disguise herself as Mari in order to turn him against humanity.
With Kiba was proven equally matched with Kamen Rider Faiz Blaster Form, Murakami unleashes Elasmotherium Orphnoch to finish Faiz off but but it fails when Orga sacrifices himself to protect Faiz and Mari.
His head was later smashed by Smart Lady under orders from the Wirepullers of Smart Brain for his failure to defeat Faiz, dying with a loud scream.
When I was done everyone was shocked.
Me: Oh man! So he was after the Psyga Belt. I hope that's not the objective for when we go after our main target.
Cassidy: Me too.
Mari: No that would not be good.
Eli: No. (Concentrates) Found him. He's over in an abandoned warehouse.
Nico: Let's go after him!
Me: Lets go!
We went to the warehouse.
In the Abandoned Warehouse we saw him and we went over to him.
Nico: Hold it right there!
Me: (Speaking in Japanese) 村上恭司さん、久しぶりにお会いしました。(Kyoji Murakami, it's been a long time since we last saw each other.)
Kyoji: (Speaking in Japanese) 私はあなたを知っていますか?(Do I know you?)
Me: おそらく、これはあなたの記憶を揺さぶるでしょう。スマートブレイン機構の崩壊を覚えていますか?それはすべて私が引き起こしたものです。 7 年前、私は中央情報局から、その痕跡を残さないようにする任務を与えられました。私は成功し、何も残っていないことを確認しました。(Perhaps this will jog your memory. You remember the destruction of the Smart Brain Organization? That was all caused by me. 7 years ago I was given the task by the Central Intelligence Agency to do so and make sure that no traces of it remain at all. I succeeded and made sure none of it remains.)
Kyoji: それはあなたでした!?スマートブレインを破壊した!? (That was you!? You destroyed Smart Brain!?)
Me: それは正しい!スマートブレインの計画は全人類を一掃するものであり、私はそれを許すことはできません。あなたがすることは人類全体の絶滅につながり、それは私が決して起こらないことです.あなたとスマートブレインのすべてが行ったことは、まったく無意味で許されません。利己的で殺人的な野心の名の下にあなたがしたことすべてを逃れることは決して許しません。お前のせいで何百人も死んだ!(That's right! Smart Brain's plans were going to wipe out all of humanity and I cannot allow that to happen. What you will do will result in the extinction of the entire human race and that is something that I will never allow to happen. What you and all of Smart Brain have done is absolutely senseless and unforgivable. I will never allow you to get away with everything you have done in the name of your own selfish and murderous ambitions. Because of you hundreds of people have died!)
Kyoji laughed insanely!
Kyoji: 私はあなたがどう思うかフライング ファックを与えるように !人類全体が破壊され、すべての人間がオーフナックに取って代わられることを確認します! (Like I give a flying fuck what you think! I WILL MAKE SURE THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE IS DESTROYED AND ALL HUMANS ARE REPLACED BY ORPHNACHS!)
Me: あなたは非常識だ !今こそ世界から孤児を 1 人減らす時です!マサトを殺した時みたいに!あんたのクソ野郎を永遠にブラックゲートに送ってやる!(YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE! Now it's time for the world to be rid of one less Orphnach! Just like when I killed Masato! I'm sending your fucking ass to the Black Gates forever!)
Nico: You will never kill anymore people! (GOES SUPER SAIYAN!)
Eli: That's right! (GOES SUPER HUMAN 3)
Takumi: WHOA!
Will: Lets do it! GUARDIANS UNITE!
In a flash of light we transformed into our guardian forms!
Will Vandom: (ENERGY SURGES) THE HEART!
Irma Lair: (WATER SPLASHES) WATER!
Taranee Cook: (FIRE BURNS) FIRE!
Cornelia Hale: (VINES GROW) EARTH!
Hay Lin: (WIND BLOWS) AIR!
Me: (LIGHTNING STRIKES) LIGHTNING!
Elyon: (CLOCKS TICK) TIME!
Megan: (STARS SHIMMER) SPACE!
Lillian: (LIGHT SHINES) LIGHT!
Cassidy: (WATER SPLASHES) POWER OF WATER!
Halinor: (FIRE BURNS) POWER OF FIRE!
Yan Lin: (WIND BLOWS) POWER OF AIR!
Kadma: (VINES GROW) POWER OF EARTH!
Nerissa: (ENERGY SURGES) POWER OF THE HEART!
Phoebe Vandom: (INTENSE ENERGY SURGES) LIGHT OF THE HEART!
Hayley Lair: (INTENSE WATER SPLASHES) LIGHT OF THE HEART!
Emma Cook: (INTENSE FIRE BURNS) LIGHT OF FIRE!
Nicole Hale: (INTENSE VINES GROW) LIGHT OF EARTH!
Xenia Lin: (INTENSE WIND BLOWS) LIGHT OF AIR!
The guardians were ready!
Takumi: WHOA! That is cool!
Eli: Yeah it is!
Cassidy: Lets do it!
She pressed a number on her Faiz Phone.
STANDING BY!
Cassidy: Henshin!
She transformed and turned into a blue version of Faix and had a blue scythe and had blue angel wings! She turned into KAMEN RIDER MERMA!
Me: WHOA! Cassidy you look awesome!
Laney: Cool! Kamen Rider Mersa! I like it!
Nico: Awesome!
Cassidy: Wow! I look great!
Me: YEAH!
Kiba puts on his belt complete with his gun, and pulls out his phone from earlier and enters the code 9-1-3 onto the keypad before swiveling the phone shut.
Kaixa Phone: Standing By.
Kiba: (As he places the phone into the belt, but not enough to activate it) Henshin!
With his battle cry known, Kiba slams the phone down into the belt, initiating the transformation
Kaixa Phone: Complete.
As Kiba initiates the transformation, golden lines of energy form across his body, consolidating into a gold and black suit with violet eyes crossed by an x-like design. With the suit formed, Kiba slides the emblem on his phone that resembles his head off of it, revealing it to be a sort of key-like device. Kiba then removes the x-looking gun from his belt and places the key into one of the arms, causing a yellow light blade to emerge from the bottom of it.
Kaixa Blaygun: Ready.
Nico: AWESOME! It looks much better on you than the Prime Universe version of Masato.
Kiba: I agree there too.
Nico: Yep.
Kyoji turned into the ROSE ORPHNACH!
Me: You are one UGLY motherfucker!
Eli: Yeah!
I teleported and kicked him in the face and punched and smashed him down and kicked him in the face and grabbed him and smashed him down.
Takumi: That was stinky!
Me: No fucking shit.
I fired waves of lightning and it hit the Rose Orphnach and blasted him down.
Nico: Darn shame the Orphnachs don't explode into fiery explosions like many of the Power Rangers enemies.
Me: No kidding. That is always epic.
Lori: It literally is.
Rose Orphnach got up and laughed crazily!
Me: You think this is a game!? It's not! The Smart Brain is treating life like it's nothing but a disposable commodity.
Nico: That's right!
Nosferata charged at Rose Orphnach.
She then kicked him with a massive and devastating barrage of kicks and smashed him in his face with a powerful kick and knocked him down.
Me: Had enough?
Nico: Yeah! Had enough to let the Real Kyoji rest in peace?
Takumi grabbed Rose Orphnach and as a car was passing by, he made it hit his head.
SMASH!
Nico: Whoa! Nice one!
Me: Wait! Something is wrong!
He reverted back and then we saw TAKUMI TRANSFORM INTO THE WOLF ORPHNACH!
We gasped in utter shock!
Me: WHOA!
Eli: WHOA MAN!
Me: WHOA! So that's his Wolf Orphnach Form! I remember seeing that and it was ugly and horrifying!
Nico immediately pressed a button on a remote and Takumi reverted back.
Nico: This is my contingency for Takumi. I put nanites in him that will revert him back to his human form if needed. This probably won't be the last time I'll need to use this.
Me: Whoa! That is pure genius Nico!
Lisa Loud: Indeed. And who do you think it was that invented those nanites?
Lola: Lisa did.
Me: Boy you two really came through.
Eli: I'll say.
Me: Takumi are you okay?
Takumi: I'll be fine. Sorry about that, guys!
Me: No worries. But we'll have to think of something to get that Orphnach self out of you.
Lynn: Yeah. But here's this.
SHIV MAGISWORD!
She slashed Rose Orphnach and slashed him all over the place.
Cassidy slashed Rose Orphnach all over.
Nico: Don't worry. We'll come up with something.
Takumi: Thanks guys.
Me: No problem. Time for some Kaiju power.
KING GHIDORAH 1964 MAGISWORD!
It was a Magisword that had a blade that looked like the three heads of King Ghidorah from 1964.
Nico: COOL! I didn't know King Ghidorah from 1964 was in the M.O.E.
Me: Vypra decided to give some of Godzilla's enemies a chance.
Nico: Neat!
I fired waves of gravity lightning and they hit Rose Orphnach and exploded all over!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Nico: WHOA! That is powerful!
Lily: No kidding!
Nico: Let's keep it up!
Me: Like you even have to ask!
I fired waves of lightning and electrocuted Rose Orphnach all over!
Nico and Eli fired blasts of energy and blasted him all over.
Halinor and Taranee and Emma fired waves of intense fire and burned him.
Nico poured gasoline on him.
Lola: Fire in the hole!
FIREFLY MAGISWORD!
It looked like a fire sword with Firefly's helmet on it.
She fired blasts of fire and they hit Rose Orphnach and he exploded into intense flames and he screamed in agony!
Nico: NOICE!
Me: Now he knows how those jerkwads felt when they committed suicide seeing Meg. Sorry to bring that up.
Nico: Why can't he do that right here?!
Me: Now where would the fun in that be Nico?
Lincoln: Yeah monsters like him would never take the easy way out.
Nico: Hmm. You're right.
Me: Lets take this guy down!
Eli: YEAH!
The riders hooked up their weapons.
EXCEED CHARGE!
They formed laser cones and blasted him through.
Me: KAAAA MEEEE HAAAA MEEE HAAAAA!
I fired a Kamehameha wave and it hit Rose Orphnach and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
He was obliterated and banished to the black gates forever!
Nico: YEAH! Rose Orphnach you have failed this city!
Me: That's telling him!
Nico: I got a leotard for the next Gene Slammer.
Me: And I think it's here.
Nico: Where?
I pointed and on my head there was a Misdreavous.
Nico: A Misdreavous.
Eli: Oh wow.
Misdreavous: (In a girls voice) (British Accent) I saw your battle guys and it was great.
Nico: Valeria McGonagall!? WHOA!
Me: Wait are you related to…
Misdreavous: That's right. Professor Minerva McGonagall is my mother.
Me: That's cool! First we encountered Professor Dumbledore's daughter Colleen and now you Valeria.
Lincoln: That is so cool!
Me: Yeah! She'll be happy to see you.
Misdreavous: She sure will.
Takumi: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Me: You're catching on Takumi. Well done.
Misdreavous: My favorite memory is when me and Nico did a silly prank on a bully and we used my own Pollyjuice Potion on him and turned him into a girl and he was completely humiliated.
We laughed at that one!
Me: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Luan: Boy that was awesome!
Nico: Yeah! It sure was.
Me: Did you go to Hogwarts too?
Misdreavous: I sure did and it was cool.
Me: Hogwarts is amazing. And Voldemort and his followers are now a forgotten memory.
Misdreavous: Good riddance.
Nico: Here's a leotard for you.
It was a purple one.
Misdreavous: Oh thank you.
I put her on the ground and put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and she reverted back and she was a girl with purple hair and purple eyes and she was back to normal and put on the leotard and she got up.
Valeria McGonagall: (Groans) That was a rush. But it's good to be back to normal.
Me: Yeah. Oh what kind of wand did you use?
Valeria McGonagall: Oh I'm one of those wizards that doesn't need a wand and I use my hands.
Me: Wow! That's awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Valeria hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Valeria McGonagall: Me too Nico. Me too.
Later we went back home and we arrived.
May: Hey guys. How did it go?
Me: Epic!
Cassidy: We took down one of the leaders of Smart Brain.
We told everyone everything and it was awesome!
May: WHOA! That is awesome!
William: That is cool that Cassidy is now a Faiz Rider.
Nico: It sure is.
Lincoln: It was awesome!
Qin: Wow!
May: Next time, Akira and Mack should go with you.
Me: Good idea!
Nico: Yeah!
Cassidy: I like it!
Camie: Yeah!
Later in the jungle greenhouse we have at the estate, we were having an awesome jungle rescue.
Maria: What are we doing here again?
Me: Its been a while since we were in our jungle greenhouse.
Fluttershy: But it's amazing in here.
Xenia: It sure is. Wow. It looks like we're in the Amazon.
Camie: It sure feels like it.
Me: Anyway we're here because a mysterious creature is kidnapping people.
Qin: What kind of creature?
Me: No idea. But it has something to do with a Polynesian Legend of some kind.
Nico: Hmm.
Me: It's emitting a strange and powerful form of supernatural energy. No idea what it is.
Nico: Be on guard, guys.
We heard a scream and went and followed it and then we saw a horrible looking tree monster! I gasped at what it was and it was THE BARANGA, FROM THE 1957 MOVIE FROM HELL IT CAME!
The Tabanga, formerly Kimo, is the main antagonist of the 1957 sci-fi horror film From Hell It Came. Once a prince from an island in the South Seas, he returns back to life as an undead demonic tree via radiation to seek vengeance upon the ones responsible for his death.
He was portrayed by the late Gregg Palmer as Kimo, and the late Chester Hayes as the Tabanga.
Kimo was the prince of an island within the Pacific Ocean currently suffering from a plague outbreak due to nuclear fallout from atomic bomb testing on a nearby atoll. His father, the island chief, was murdered by witch doctor Tano and Maranka in the latter's plan to become the next chief, poisoning the medicine provided by scientists stationed on the island and framing it on Kimo, resulting in his execution. Kimo swears to return from Hell to make Kimo, Tano, and his wife Korey (who denied his innocence) pay for his death before he is killed by a dagger to the heart. After the natives perform a ritual dance, Kimo's body was then buried within a hollow tree trunk.
Later, Dr. William Arnold, Dr. Terry Mason, and Professor Clark discover Kimo's grave, where a stump has grown over it. They are confused how a tree stump can be growing without the rest of the trunk. Norgu, a native who was having his wife Dori treated by the doctors, tells them of a legend about an island chief who was killed and revived as a tree monster called a Tabanga. Detecting both radiation and a pulse, they uproot the stump, discovering it looks very humanoid. Taking the stump to their laboratory, the pulse is starting to get weaker, where Terry gives it an IV of Formula 447. Since the effect takes action slowly, they call it a night and decide to check on it in the morning. At the break of dawn, the three discover the stump is gone and the lab is in ruins.
Now free, the Tabanga, really the revived Kimo, begins his quest to get revenge on the ones who wronged him. He is first slowly stalking Korey, who was fighting Naomi, Tano's girlfriend, as she betrayed Kimo to be with Tano and yet he wasn't interested in her. Naomi ends up pushing Korey into the arms of the Tabanga, with Naomi quickly fleeing to warn the village. The Tabanga then throws Korey into a nearby bog, silently watching her thrash and beckon for help before drowning in quicksand.
After being warned by Naomi about the Tabanga, Maranka sharpens his spear before the beast appears. Maranka misses tossing his spear and is strangled. Tano then leads the natives to kill the Tabanga themselves. They lure him into a pit which they then burn. But the Tabanga escapes from the pit and resumes chase on Tano, eventually cornering him on a steep hill before pushing him down, where he is impaled on a sharp tree branch.
Once they discover that their "patient" was behind the murders, the scientists decide to confront the Tabanga themselves. While stopping to remove something in her shoe, Terry comes across the Tabanga, which abducts her. William, Clark, and Eddie soon locate the Tabanga, preparing to throw her into the quicksand. They shoot at him with their guns, but all of their bullets bounce off of him. It's not until one of the bullets hits the dagger still protruding Tabanga's chest, sending it further into his heart. This kills the Tabanga for good, with his body falling into the quicksand.
Me: Oh man! That's the Baranga!
Nico: From the 1957 movie From Hell It Came! I watched that movie with my father ages ago!
Eli: That is a scary one!
We saw that it had a woman in its branches! It was a woman dressed in a Polynesian outfit and she had black hair and blue eyes and had a blue skirt and sleeveless shirt.
Hunter: (German Accent) Mein gott! That's Anahera Palakiko! She's mein friend from Tahiti and she is believed to be the avatar of Te Fiti und she has amazing nature powers und knows Wood, Flower, Rainbow and Leaf Style Jutsu.
Naruto: Whoa!
Me: We got to save her!
Nico: Lets go!
We went at it.
Me: Hey you overgrown sack of mulch!
I fired a blast of lightning and it hit its back and exploded!
Nico: Spiderman, web her to safety!
Spiderman: You got it!
He webslinged and grabbed her and Hunter caught her.
Hunter: Anahera! Are you all right?
Anahera: (Tahitian Accent) Hunter? Oh Hunter!
She hugged him.
Me: I remember in the movie that we have to send that knife throw its heart and kill it!
Nico: Right!
Eli fired a blast of energy and it hit the knife and went all the way through and the creature fell dead and went down through a crack in the floor and fell threw the tree and it fell to the surface and burned up upon entry and was obliterated when it hit the surface of the planet.
Me: WHOA!
Lincoln: We got to get that crack fixed.
Nico: Noted.
Me: I got this.
I went and fixed it and patched up the crack with my powers.
Nico: There.
Qin: Good.
Me: Wow that was a long way down.
Xenia: It sure was.
Nico: Where's the next Gene Slammer?
Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet! (Sees something) Wobbuffet!
It pointed to something and we saw 2 more Wobbuffet!
Me: Whoa! We have 3 Wobbuffet now!
Lola: WHOA!
Nico: Wow!
Wobbuffet 1: (In a girls voice) Sorry about the mixup.
Nico: Erin Wobbuffet!? Whoa!
Qin: Wow! The Wobbuffet Queen is here!
She reverted back and was a girl with Aqua Blue Hair and blue clothes.
Erin Wobbuffet: That's right. And it's awesome to see you again Nico and Qin.
Wobbuffet 2: Awesome to see you all as well.
Nico: Boy awesome to see you guys too.
May: That is awesome.
Jessie (Pokemon): Boy it looks like my Wobbuffet has a friend.
Me: 2 friends actually.
Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
Erin Wobbuffet: Your Wobbuffet has a lot of praise for that.
Maria: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Erin Wobbuffet: I have a lot of them. But my favorite is when me and Nico went after a bunch of drug lords and we beat them at their own game by using their own crimes against them with my psychic power.
Nico: Yep.
Me: That is cool!
Qin: Boy I'll say!
Nico and Erin hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Erin Wobbuffet: Me too Nico and my Wobbuffet did too.
Erin's Wobbuffet: You got that right.
Maria: Nico, which teams have you made this time?
Nico: Zhuqiaomon's team will include Katara, Violet Remmington, Neferteri Salah, Nicole Hernandez, and Laney Sonya Romanov. Ebonwumon's team will include Crimson Comet, Ayaka Laurence, Nerissa, Dharc the Dark Charmer, and Monster Flame Kirby.
Qin: Cool ideas!
Lola: Yeah it sure is!
Nico: Yep.
Nerissa: But it's an honor to be part of a team.
Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) It sure is comrades.
Nefertiti Salah: This will be amazing guys.
Nicole Hernandez: I'm looking forward to this one.
Dharc: Same here.
May: And which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Girafarig and Forretress next.
Qin: Cool!
Me: Awesome choices.
Lola: Yeah this will be cool.
Me: It sure will.
Eli: Yeah!
Nico: Now, how shall we spend our free day?
Me: I know how! I got us VIP Passes to the awesome Auto Show at the convention center.
Nico: That's awesome!
Lola: Yeah!
Lana: Cool! I love the Auto Show!
Nico: Neat! Then lets go!
We arrived.
William: Here we are!
We arrived at the Auto Show.
Me: Wow! Look at the awesome cars.
Nico: Wow! So many of them. And they are all cars of the future and the past.
Xenia: Cool!
Me: Perfect way to do the calm before the Dinotrux mission.
Poliwag: Can we go in one of the cars?
Me: Just don't drive it guys.
Poliwag: Okay.
They got in an awesome Cadillac SUV.
Me: Wow look at this one.
I saw the price.
Me: Whoa! $99,217.00?
Qin: That's a lot.
Me: Boy it sure is a nice car.
Qin: I'll say.
Nico: Can we buy one of these?
Me: We sure can.
Nico: YEAH!
Qin: YEAH!
Nico: Even though we have lots of cars back home it can't hurt to add more.
Maria: (to the Loud Kids) You guys see anything you like?
Lincoln: Look here.
We saw an orange Lamborghini Urus.
Me: The new Lamborghini Urus. Wow! $230,000.
Nico: Wow! That is spiffy!
Lincoln: It sure is.
Me: Lots of really awesome cars.
Qin: No kidding! Look at this one.
We saw The Homer car! (Season 2 Episode 15)
Me: Whoa that's The Homer.
Homer: Hey it's the car I made.
Qin: That is awesome Homer.
Nico: You okay with how it's named?
Homer: I sure am. Named it after me.
Qin: That is cool Homer.
Lola: Yeah.
Lisa Simpson: This is also the car that shut down our Uncle Herb's company.
Me: And with a ridiculous price tag too. $80,823.00.
Qin: Jeez. But I think it's cool.
Nico: Wanna bring it with us?
Qin: I sure do. And if they have a problem with how ridiculous it looks or how expensive it is then they can go jump off a cliff.
Homer: You tell them Qin! WOOHOO!
Nico: Yeah!
Homer: Also Herb will be so happy to hear that you bought one of his cars.
Nico: We got to find him and tell him one of these days. I heard he is living under a bridge now.
Homer: Yeah. Poor guy.
Nico: I don't care what he thinks of you at the moment. We should at least try to make things right with him.
Me: Yeah we should at least show people that they do like your car.
Nico: Good idea.
Homer: Yeah. Thanks guys.
Me: You're welcome.
We later got lots of cars.
Me: Boy we're gonna have a lot of awesome cars.
Nico: Yep. Lets get ready guys. We got a big day for Matt tomorrow.
We went back home and got some sleep.
Meanwhile in the world of Dinotrux, in Dinotrux City as they call it, Ty and friends are getting ready for our arrival to help out.
Ty: Boy I'm so excited for Team Loud Phoenix Storm to come.
Garby: Boy you bet I am. I'm so excited I could…
LOUD FART TOOT!
Skya: Garby!
Garby: Sorry guys!
Dozer: Boy I'm excited too.
Ton Ton: This is gonna be so awesome and fun.
Ty: You bet it will be. Lets TRUX it up!
They went at the screen.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Another awesome chapter done.
Going to an auto show is fun
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Lythos, Evil Comet Woman, Fire Plant, Stone Triplets, Zululuk And Cupid and with Ebonwumon, Crimson Comet, Ayaka Laurence, Nerissa, Dharc the Dark Charmer and Monster Flame Kirby are heading to a planet made entirely out of delicious Chef Boyardee ravioli and pasta and the rivers are pasta sauce and more and also we're going there to have a great lunch as well as battle Another Primitive Dragon and Another Lythos. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Girafarig and her name is Sylvia Nihara and she is from Uganda and she is Nico's friend in Jungle Exploration and archaeology and knows all about the jungle and exploration. Also she and Nico found all kinds of amazing treasures in Africa.
The next match-up in this saga is Matt Olsen, Carina Catsith - Gene-Slammer of The Fabled Catsith and Lincoln VS Carlos Mora
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Guanajuato, Mexico, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy a dangerous creature from Mexican legend known as El Cadejo, translated into English: The Dog with Red Eyes, an evil wooly black dog with fiery red eyes and goat hooves said to cling to men who lived a life of excess and they're even said to hang around those men who've committed truly evil deeds, and even more important, there are thirty of these demon dogs, and these creatures are said to hang around the thirty members of The Order of Nuestra Señora and they are their servants, so we're going to destroy them and really piss Antonio Maldonado and the remaining members off. And we're going to meet Gene-Slammers for Theremind, Bonkers, Poppette, Yuggler, Tapricorn, Rooba, Periscorp, and Gloptic, their names are
Ai Yuánsùquán, the Theremind Gene-Slammer
Chun and Fua Yuánsùquán, the Bonkers Gene-Slammer
Meng Yao Yuánsùquán, the Poppette Gene-Slammer
Xin Yan Yuánsùquán, the Yuggler Gene-Slammer
Yu Ming Yuánsùquán, the Tapricorn Gene-Slammer
Bao Yuánsùquán, the Rooba Gene-Slammer
Fu Yuánsùquán, the Periscorp Gene-Slammer
And Chao-Xing Yuánsùquán, the Gloptic Gene-Slammer
These nine girls are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from China and classmates in Gym, but they moved to Michigan when they were six years old, and they're extremely talented both in martial arts and music. They and Lincoln would play sports together, and they're easily identifiable by their hair and clothing: Ai has bubblegum pink hair and clothing, Chun has lavender purple hair and clothing, Fua has marigold orange hair and clothing, Meng Yao has cerulean blue hair and clothing, Xin Yan has cherry red hair and clothing, Yu Ming has Tuscan sun yellow hair and clothing, Bao has lime green hair and clothing, Fu has pearl white hair and clothing, and Chao-Xing has onyx black hair and clothing. They also mastered several martial arts, including Hokuto Shinken and several others but they only use Hokuto Shinken on the irredeemable villains. Their last name, Yuánsùquán, means Element Fist in Chinese. They also would protect Lincoln from bullies, in fact when they saw Lincoln getting bullied by Chandler, his goons, Lynn, Pablo, and Anderson, they beat the crap out of them and left them with broken noses, arms, legs, black eyes and they threw Chandler, his goons, Lynn, Pablo, and Anderson right into a pile of skunks which sprayed the bullies. They even pressed one of Killjoy Huggins' pressure points to make Killjoy Huggins reveal that he was the one that allowed Chandler, his goons, Lynn, Pablo, and Anderson to bully Lincoln the entire time in front of the microphone of the school, and when the news hit Superintendent Chen, she handed down a really harsh punishment on him: Killjoy Huggins got suspended for 6 months. To show thanks, Lincoln kissed the Yuánsùquán Sisters on the lips. They're also the nieces of Kenshiro and they hate the jerks and Killjoy Huggins with a burning passion.
Get ready for an awesome show as we meet the Dinotrux and we're going to help them stop D-Structs and make him pay for his crimes and send him to prison. It's going to be an awesome day for Matt Olsen.
See you next time
