This is a chapter based on the Teen Titans Villain Newfu
SPLAT!
Walking through the Breakfast Bog on the Food Island version of Swallow Falls in Lake Huron was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Silverstream, Natsu Hyuga, Wendy Dorrington the Vaxadactylus Gene-slammer, Apple Fritter, Scotsman and Stone Kirby along with Goro, The Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt, Evil Roxas, Pineoctopus, Psycho Yellow and Lord Pain and we were there for a really awesome rescue.
Me: Boy this is a sticky place.
Qin: Syrupy too.
Camie: But this is amazing that Flint's machine did all this.
Xenia: We were amazed ourselves.
Lola: Yeah we sure were.
Nico: It sure was awesome.
Carly Atlas: You got that right.
Varie: But the Syrup tastes really good.
Silverstream: Yeah it sure does.
Nico: Silverstream, I want to thank you, Goro, and your teams for coming.
Silverstream: No problem Nico. It's always so fun to help you out.
I looked in Natsu Hyuga's eyes.
Me: Natsu I know that the Hyuga clan has not been kind to you because of your clans customs but Lord Hiashi has put the Hyuga Elders in their places.
Natsu Hyuga: It's not that. It's just that I feel like a slave still.
Nico: Slave? If you feel like a slave, I'd hate to say what you feeling free looks like.
Me: Nico for years the main house of the Hyuga Clan has divided them. They have the Branch House and they don't like it. They made a slave seal that's a curse.
She showed the seal in the middle of her forehead. It was an X with 2 lines
Camie: Oh man.
Me: I convinced Lord Hiashi to stop using that seal forever. I couldn't let them suffer like this.
Nico: What I mean is that you shouldn't feel like a slave anymore.
Natsu Hyuga: I know. But it's hard for me to be free. I feel like I have had my free will stolen.
Me: Then maybe it's time for you to learn how to be free.
I had my hand glow and I put it on her forehead and removed the seal and it was gone.
Xenia: WHOA!
Me: You are free now Natsu.
Fu: Yeah you need to have your own life and do what you like to do instead of being treated like a slave.
Silverstream: I agree there Natsu.
Nico: J.D. what did you say to Lord Hiashi?
Me: I'm glad you asked Nico. In 150,000 years I decided to help Lord Hiashi by reminding him that he was clan head and that they should not boss him around like a thumbsucking child.
FLASHBACK - 150,000 Years Hence
I was over in the Hyuga Clan Compound.
Lord Hiashi: I'm honored that you would visit me J.D. especially after how you helped save Hinata and Hina.
Me: I'm glad I am able to come Loud Hiashi. I'm sorry if I am interrupted anything of importance.
Lord Hiashi: No it's all right J.D.
I saw sadness in Lord Hiashi's eyes.
Me: Lord Hiashi is something troubling you? I see that you are having clan problem.
Lord Hiashi: How do you know?
Me: I can tell that there are things going on between you and the Clan Elders. Like they are pushing you around.
Lord Hiashi: (Sighs) Yes you are right J.D. The Clan Elders have been pushing me around ever since the night of the 9 Tails Attack. They have taken too much power from me and are blackmailing me and ordering me to do stuff I don't like against my will and they are making me treat the clan members like slaves and garbage.
Me: Haven't you gone to the Hokage about this?
Lord Hiashi: I tried many times but they were always one step ahead of me.
Me: Looks like the village as a whole is not the only one that has corruption issues. Lord Hiashi you need to take the bull by the horns and remind the Hyuga Elders that YOU are the one in charge! YOU make the rules in the clan, YOU make the laws in the clan and YOU tell THEM what to do! No one else! Have you noticed the way the branch house is feeling because of that slave mark? They are absolutely miserable! The way they look in their eyes, they want to be free and do the things they like. They feel like they have no free will! They are suffering because of it and they feel like they are suffering a fate worse than death. That seal needs to be stopped. And you need to tell those Hyuga Elders that YOU are the head and the Hyuga Clan Branch House needs to be free and help around the village. Not just in the compound in isolation.
Hiashi knew that I was right and that he needs to take a stand!
Hiashi Hyuga: You're right! This has gone on long enough! It's time for me to grow a backbone!
Lord Hiashi went to tell the Hyuga Elders off.
FLASHBACK PAUSES
Nico: Whoa you really gave good advice.
Me: Yep. Here is where it gets good.
FLASHBACK RESUMES
In the Elder Chambers the Elders were talking when me and Hiashi came in.
Hyuga Elder: Ah Hiashi. How goes the business with…
Hiashi: Quiet! Your corruption ends now! The Hyuga Council is hereby disbanded! I am now abolishing the use of the Hyuga Clan Seal forever and I am merging the Branch House back into the main house!
Hyuga Elder: WHAT!?
Me: Lets get one thing straight you senile old buzzards! Hiashi is the clan head and you have no right to tell him what to do! He makes the decisions and he does what's best for the clan and you all have taken that away from him! You have no right to boss him around like a little kid!
Hyuga Elder: HOW DARE YOU…
Me: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! I'm not finished yet! Also your corruption has gone on long enough too! You wanted to bring the Hyuga Clan to power and you don't care how you were going to get that power. Also you treated many people in the clan like dirt and I for one will not stand for it one second longer! From now on, you take the orders from Hiashi! What he says, GOES!
Lord Hiruzen came!
Lord Hiruzen: I agree! And I agree with every word that J.D. said to. ANBU arrest them all for treason and prep them for execution. I will not tolerate their treachery any longer.
Hyuga Elder: WHAT!? You can't do this to us!
Lord Hiruzen: You are no longer welcome in the Leaf.
They took the elders away.
Lord Hiashi: Thank you so much J.D. Now I can set the Hyuga Clan on the right path without slavery and the clan divided.
Me: It was my pleasure Lord Hiashi.
We shook hands.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Nico: Whoa! That is amazing!
Qin: Yeah you rid the entirety of the clan of their corruption.
Natsu Hyuga: And he will always be a great hero for that. And J.D. is right. I should be free. Not a slave forever.
Nico patted me on the back.
Nico: You have a really good heart.
Me: Thanks.
Nico: (To Natsu) And how do you feel right now?
Natsu Hyuga: In all honesty, I feel good. Now I can be a restaurant chef. I'm a really good cook.
Qin: That's great Natsu.
Varie: Yeah we're glad that you are free.
Me: Yeah.
Natsu Hyuga: Same here.
Laney: And I agree with everything that J.D. did there. No one should ever be treated like that.
Me: That's right. Now the branch house is completely emancipated.
Camie: Good. I'm glad.
Me: Yep. But yesterday got rid of 7 years of rage in me.
Maria: So, maybe ALL the Blood Spiral isn't dealt with. But at least their leaders are.
Me: Yeah and now the followers are leaderless sheep.
Xenia: Now we got them right where we want them.
Me: Yep.
Lola: And soon they will all be destroyed forever.
Camie: Yep and the world will be saved from them.
Me: And all of Huntik's major enemies will be destroyed.
Nico: We got all the time in the world to take them out.
Me: Yeah there's no rush.
Nico: How do you feel now that you got 7 years worth of rage out of you?
Me: Honestly I feel good. Now that Rassimov and The Betrayer are gone forever the world can rest easy.
Qin: That's great!
Cassidy: It sure is.
Me: Yep.
Varie: Yeah.
Nico: We still have yet to get to know most of the other Huntik members though.
Me: That's gonna be a while. There's a lot of them.
Nico: Yep.
SPLAT!
We were walking on syrup.
Me: Sticky huh?
Xenia: Yeah.
Camie: (Licks syrup) But it's a tasty place.
We saw a butter toads and Mosquitoast.
Nico: Poromon and the other mascots finally found a job.
Me: Did they really?
Nico: Yep. It's at a place called Mega Meaty Meat. It just was built yesterday.
Me: Wow! That's interesting. (In my head) Hmm. That restaurant is very family. Beast Boy told me about it. Something is very fishy. I didn't see any signs or anything advertising for hiring positions in it. Also it might have something to do with cows that have been disappearing around the area these last few days. Hmm.
Nico: J.D. are you thinking?
Me: Yeah something is very fishy Nico.
Nico: How so?
Me: I'm getting a weird feeling that this restaurant is not what it seems.
Nico: Hmm.
May: We'll have to look into it later.
Me: Yeah.
But then…
?: HELP ME!
Nico: UH OH!
Me: CODE Q-BEIGE! LETS GO!
We ran to the west and found a girl sinking in nutella quicksand! She was a girl with blond hair and blue and red clothes!
Me: (GASP!) Camie Pagemaster A.K.A. Sailor Pagemaster Library!
Nico: The World of The Pagemaster!? Whoa!
Sailor Pagemaster Library: Thank goodness you guys came!
I flew over and grabbed her hand and helped her out and pulled her out and brought her over.
Me: You all right?
Sailor Pagemaster Library: Yeah thanks to you guys.
Nico: Wait. You're not one of Swartz's creations?
Sailor Pagemaster Library: No I'm not.
But then I sensed a massive and incredible power!
Me: WHOA! Holy cow! I'm sensing an incredible enormous power!
Nico: Whoa! I feel it too!
Xenia: Wow! What power!
Me: What is that?
Sailor Pagemaster Library: That's the sailor soldier that is one of Swartz's creations. But there are 5 more of us before her.
Me: Oh boy.
?: HELP ME! HELP!
Me: Oh boy!
We went northwest and found another Sailor Soldier sinking in Nutella quicksand and she had black hair and orange and tan clothes!
Me: Pocahontas Smith A.K.A. Sailor New World!
Nico: The world of Pocahontas too!?
Eli: Cool!
I flew out and me and Eli grabbed her and pulled her out and brought her over.
Sailor New World: That was close.
Me: Yeah.
Lola: Wow the World of Pocahontas.
Sailor New World: That's right.
Nico: Four to go!
Me: Who brought you here?
Sailor New World: It was a crazy woman with red hair and she had a white uniform with a red R and had piercing red eyes.
WE GASPED!
All of us: AN EVIL VERSION OF JESSIE!
Me: Not good! Jessie's Dark Side is causing problems!
Nico: So her inner demons have come out!
May: Just like old times!
Me: This is gonna be good.
Nico: I have a really nasty surprise in store for her.
Qin: Oh yeah.
?: HELP!
Me: Lets go!
We went to the northeast and then we saw another sailor soldier! She had green hair and yellow clothes and was sinking in syrup quicksand!
Me: (GASP) Isabella Nublar A.K.A. Sailor Isla Nublar!
Nico: You got to be kidding me! The World of Jurassic Park too!?
Eli: WHOA! I got this!
Eli flew over and grabbed her hand and pulled her out and brought her over.
Nico: Whoa!
Me: You okay Isabella?
Sailor Isla Nublar: Thanks to you guys.
Me: I take it you heard…
Sailor Isla Nublar: I know. Isla Nublar is gone.
Me: It exploded with 1815 Mount Tambora Strength and sunk into the ocean.
Nico: Yeah that was awful!
Lola: But we got all the dinosaurs out of there and relocated them and made our own park for them called Paleozoid World.
Sailor Isla Nublar: I heard about that and I'm really glad all the dinosaurs are all safe.
Aylene C.: I'm glad they all are too.
Eli: Same here.
Maria: Who's left to rescue?
?: HELP!
Nico: Lets go find out!
We went to the north and found another Sailor Soldier and she was in vanilla frosting quicksand! She had rainbow hair and rainbow Sailor Clothes.
Me: (GASP) Wendy Equestria A.K.A. Sailor Equestria!
Twilight Sparkle: Equestria's Sailor Soldier!
Applejack: Well I'll be!
Rainbow Dash: Me and Eli got this!
They flew over to her and pulled her out and brought her over.
Me: Are you okay?
Sailor Equestria: I am now. Thanks to you guys. Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Everypony. Great to see you all again.
Fluttershy: Same here Isabella.
Rarity: Thank goodness you're all right darling.
Sailor Equestria: I heard you guys did so much all over Equestria and I couldn't be more proud of all of you.
Me: Well we got rid of all of Equestria's major enemies and they are now forgotten memories.
Xenia: The Prime Universe versions of them anyways.
Starlight Glimmer: Boy thank goodness for that.
Sailor Equestria: I'm glad you guys did.
Nico: Eli, sense if Swartz's creations are near.
Eli: Right.
He did so.
Eli: Found them! 25 klicks to the west and closing.
Me: Good. Plenty of time.
?: HELP!
We went to the northwest and we saw a sailor soldier that had black hair and grey clothes and she was sinking in strawberry syrup.
Me: (GASP) Alice Raccoon A.K.A. Sailor Raccoon City!
We gasped!
Nico: You got to be kidding! The World of Resident Evil's Sailor Soldier!?
Varie: Boy that is amazing!
Me and Camie flew over and pulled her out.
Nico: Are you all right?
Sailor Raccoon City: Thanks to all of you guys.
May: Is that everyone?
Me: Almost. 1 more.
Eli: I sense her that way!
We went to the west and we saw an evil version of Jessie putting a sailor soldier with brown hair and yellow clothes and she was sinking in green apple syrup.
Evil Jessie: (LAUGHS MALEVOLENTLY) You will die here!
Sailor Poultry Prison: You will never get away with this!
Evil Jessie: I already will!
But then an energy disk flew and slashed her hair off!
Evil Jessie screamed!
Nico: You get away from her right now you bitch!
Me and Eli flew over!
Me: Camille Poultria A.K.A. Sailor Poultry Prison. The world of Chicken Run's Sailor Soldier.
Me and Eli got her out.
We were facing her.
Evil Jessie was crying.
Evil Jessie: Since I was a child my hair was my only companion and now it's been destroyed.
Her crying then turned into crazy laughter.
May went and landed in front of her.
May: Long time no see Jessie.
Me: The Hair Police came and took your hair away.
Evil Jessie: HOW DARE YOU!? You insult my hair prepare for trouble!
Me: Bring it on you bitch! (CRACKS KNUCKLES)
Nico: Yeah bring it on baby cakes! (Cracks Knuckles)
May: Blaziken, Blaze Kick!
Her Blaziken flared up a fire foot and smashed her down with a powerful kick!
Nico: YEAH!
May kicked Evil Jessie in the stomach and punched her in her face and kicked her in her face down!
Evil Jessie got up and she REALLY WAS PISSED!
May: Beautifly, Silver Wind!
May's Beautifly fired waves of silver wind and blew her into a massive pile pancakes and they fell onto her and buried her.
She got up and was pissed and the I fired a wave of water and drenched her! SHE WAS REALLY SEEING RED! HER EYES WERE GLOWING RED AND THEN NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS WENT OFF IN THEM AND THAT SHOWED THAT SHE WAS BEYOND PISSED!
May: Glaceon, Ice Beam!
Her Glaceon fired an ice beam and froze Evil Jessie in a block of ice.
Qin: Not used to people giving you the cold shoulder huh?
Qin fired a ball of fire and it hit her and she exploded into a million pieces and was destroyed!
Nico: Nice shot Qin.
Xenia: Good riddance.
Lola: Yeah!
Then the Wonder Almighty Book started glowing!
Qin: Whoa the Wonder Almighty Book is glowing!
Xenia: This one is all powerful!
Me: No kidding!
Nico: Who's next?
Me: I have a feeling this one is gonna be a strong one so ALL of us will face her.
Nico: Good idea.
Then out came a dark angel and she had black hair and black angel wings and a black outfit.
Me: Wow!
Qin: Wow! Like a true dark angel of the night.
Camie: Wow!
Another Wonder Almighty: But it's good to see you again J.D.
Me: (Gasp) That voice.
She reverted back and it was a Sailor Soldier and she had black hair and black and purple clothes.
Me: (GASP) Virgo Amedala A.K.A. Sailor Virgo Supercluster!
We gasped!
Nico: WHOA!
Sailor Virgo Supercluster: Yes and it's good to see you again J.D.
Me: Same to you Virgo.
Nico: Whoa your power is amazing!
Me: Sailor Virgo Supercluster is the most powerful Sailor Soldier ever.
I went over her history.
The most powerful sailor soldier in the entire universe, and with omnipotent power and with the power of 2,000 galaxies at her command, she is beyond more powerful than Sailor Galaxia. Her power is incredible. She is also the sister of Queen Amedala from Naboo. She is a powerful master of everything in the universe.
When I was done everyone was shocked and amazed!
Maria: Yep: All of us are definitely facing her.
Nico: Wow!
Eli: So awesome!
Me: Yep. By the way Virgo any other opponents with you?
Sailor Virgo Supercluster: Yes as a matter of fact there are. Another version of him.
She pointed to Goro.
Goro: Another version of me? Wow!
Me: Friendly or hostile?
Sailor Virgo Supercluster: Friendly and this one knows Nico and she is really funny.
Nico: Oh boy.
Me: Yeah. Shall we dance?
Sailor Virgo Supercluster: I am ready for this.
She went back into her dark angel form.
We went at her and fired waves of energy and blasted her down and I caught the Wonder Ride Book. It was called DARK ANGEL WONDER ALMIGHTY! Then it turned into a huge Wonder Ride Book and it was THE OMNIPOTENT BOOK OF INFINITY!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Whoa the Power from that book is incredible!
Lola: Yeah!
I went over to Sailor Virgo Supercluster and picked her up and brought her over.
Nico: We should hang onto this.
Me: Good idea.
I put the book in my book bag.
Nico: Yeah. Hey is there a draft here?
Me: Uhh Nico look down.
Nico saw that his pants were pulled down by someone when he wasn't looking!
Nico: (SCREAMS)
He pulled them up and blushed.
Nico: Pull my pants down will you!?
Qin: Oh boy.
Nico: Who are you and how are you able to turn invisible?!
Another Goro: (In a girls voice) (LAUGHS) No and sorry Nico. Just like old times.
Nico: (LAUGHS) I had a feeling it was you Vicky Ann Serenity.
Me: You are quite the prankster.
Another Goro: I sure am and I did all sorts of crazy pranks. Also I'm a Granbull Gene-slammer too. Not only am I a great prankster but I'm also a very powerful fighter too.
Me: That is awesome.
Nico: Boy it sure is
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Another Goro: No he didn't promise me anything. I gave him an atomic wedgie and kicked him in the crotch and took off.
Me: Ooh nice one!
Qin: Yeah that is funny! Vicky Ann has a powerful crotchbusting kick and she can smash anyone's sex drive into dust.
Lola: Wow!
Qin: Yeah I know.
Another Goro: Yeah that is funny. Not only am I a good prankster but I know how to smash some nuts.
We laughed!
Nico: You know this is the first time a gene-slammer for me has been Another-ified.
Me: That is true.
Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor!
Qin: YEAH!
Nico: Time to test your might! (ACTIVATES GORO'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired waves of energy and smashed her down!
Nico: YEAH! And now GET OFF OF MY MOUNTAIN! (ACTIVATES THE GHOST OF JEREMIAH PRATT'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired waves of energy and smashed her all over again.
May: (gets out Evil Roxas' Ridewatch) Time to see if this gets me a Keyblade.
She activated it and she got the Oblivion and Oathkeeper Keyblades and she fired waves of light and smashed her down!
Me: Cool!
Nico: Yeah!
May: Now this. (ACTIVATES PINEOCTOPUS'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
Nico: YEAH!
Maria: (gets out Psycho Yellow's Ridewatch) My turn!
Maria activated it and fired yellow energy blasts and smashed her all over.
Maria activated Lord Pain's ridewatch and fired waves of energy and smashed her with a mace club and smashed her down.
Me: Oh yeah!
Qin: Take that!
Dumbbelltron and his team consisting of Laughing Ghosts, Mad Giraffes, Universe 666 Zira, Evil Chili Pot and Creeper appeared.
Nico: Nice team, Dumbbelltron!
Dumbbelltron: Thanks Nico.
Lola: It's cool though.
Natsu Hyuga: My turn!
She activated the Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt's Ridewatch and fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Maria: I hope the next Gene Slammer is near.
Then something jumped out and landed in front of us and it was a Qwilfish!
Me: Whoa a Qwilfish!
Qwilfish: (In a girls voice) Nice jump though.
Qin: (Gasp!) Varina! It's you!
Qwilfish: Yep.
Nico: Varina? Wow! I haven't seen you since we were in high school.
Qwilfish: I know. I got this.
She fired waves of bubbles and smashed down Another Goro and then we saw that she was also a granbull. I caught the ridewatch and purified it and Nico pulled out a grey jumpsuit. Granbull wobbled and then reverted back and Vicky Ann was a girl with magenta hair and she had magenta gym clothes on.
Vicky Ann Serenity: (Groans) What a rush.
Varina reverted back and she was a mermaid with black hair and had a red clam bra and a red tail.
Qin went and hugged her.
Natsu Hyuga: Do you two have any favorite memories of Nico you want to share?
Vicky Ann Serenity: My favorite is when me and Nico pranked a mean lunch lady at school for serving us Liver and Onions. We put chum in her meals and the health department had her arrested and and school fired her and they hired a great lunch lady that serves great food.
Me: Oh that is funny!
Qin: Very fitting for her.
Varina: Yeah. My favorite is when me and Qin went swimming and we found this awesome sunken pirate ship and got a treasure from it.
Nicole: You have the makings of an awesome treasure hunter Varina.
Varina: Yep.
Nico hugged them both.
Nico: I missed you girls.
Vicky Ann Serenity: We did too Nico.
Varina: Same here.
Me: Lets go home.
We did so.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Luster Dawn, Molly Molloy, Catherine Torres, Lyra Heartstrings III, and Melanie Moondancer are heading to Maryland, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls here, but we got a big mission for this rescue.
We're going to take down a despicable bully named Orson Matthews, he's a rotten, black-hearted, despicable bully from the past of Lincoln's three Guardian Angels whom we'll meet in the future: Crystal Solace, Dulcie Matthews, and Sophie Andrews, and that jerk has gotten off on tormenting the girls by blackmailing Crystal into doing whatever he says, making the life of his little sister, Dulcie, a nightmare, and for pulling cruel pranks on Sophie and trying to ruin her academic record. The girls eventually had enough, and they formed an awesome club called The Fearless Club, and they not only stood up to Orson and their old school's unfair system, but they also got back at that despicable prick in truly spectacular ways: with Crystal, Dulcie activated the sprinkler system which sprayed Orson and his Elite Club when they were at his house, with Dulcie, she and her dancing partner beat Orson and his partner, and due to the assault Orson committed, he was stripped of the right to compete in any international dance competition for two years, and with Sophie, thanks to the help of Crystal and Dulcie, they found out their school's principal was involved in not only turning a blind eye to Orson's constant troublemaking and bullying, but he was also helping Orson stay on top of his classes in school, and on top of that, Orson's family was also the school's biggest sponsor and it was also found out that Orson had stolen Sophie's work and copied it. In the end, the Education Ministry stepped in and their ex-principal was fired for what he's done and he was stripped of his license, and as for Orson, he was immediately expelled from school for his evil misdeeds. Orson tried to get his revenge on them, but Lincoln found out about it and he beat Orson up and he had that despicable bastard arrested and sent to juvie for his crimes. But, now Orson's broken out and he wants revenge, but we're ready for that prick.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Maryland, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls here, but we got a big mission for this rescue: we're going to take down that despicable Orson Matthews.
Nicholette Torrington: That douchebag, I thought we'd seen the last of him after you pulverized him.
Me: So, we got a bully Lincoln's dealt with in the past, can you tell us about this moron?
Lincoln: Gladly. Orson Matthews is a rotten, black-hearted, despicable bully from the past of my three Guardian Angels who we'll meet in the future: Crystal Solace, Dulcie Matthews, and Sophie Andrews, and that jerk has gotten off on tormenting the girls by blackmailing Crystal into doing whatever he says, making the life of his little sister, Dulcie, a nightmare, and for pulling cruel pranks on Sophie and trying to ruin her academic record.
Nico: What a douchebag!
Lincoln: He sure is, and the girls eventually had enough, and they formed an awesome club called The Fearless Club, and they not only stood up to Orson and their old school's unfair system, but they also got back at that despicable prick in truly spectacular ways: with Crystal, Dulcie activated the sprinkler system which sprayed Orson and his Elite Club when they were at his house, with Dulcie, she and her dancing partner beat Orson and his partner, and due to the assault Orson committed, he was stripped of the right to compete in any international dance competition for two years, and with Sophie, thanks to the help of Crystal and Dulcie, they found out their school's principal was involved in not only turning a blind eye to Orson's constant troublemaking and bullying, but he was also helping Orson stay on top of his classes in school, and on top of that, Orson's family was also the school's biggest sponsor and it was also found out that Orson had stolen Sophie's work and copied it.
Me: He's not only a bully, but also a plagiarizer, that's just disgusting!
Nicholette Torrington: Yep. But, in the end, the Education Ministry stepped in and their ex-principal was fired for what he's done and he was stripped of his license, and as for Orson, he was immediately expelled from school for his evil misdeeds. Orson tried to get his revenge on them, but Lincoln found out about it and he beat Orson up and he had that despicable bastard arrested and sent to juvie for his crimes.
Nico: Jeez. Wait, where was their old school at?
Lincoln: In Kalamazoo, Michigan, their old school was Kalamazoo High, but that place has quite a bad reputation, thanks to the ex-principal and Orson. After that, the school underwent major changes in their school system, and not only that, but a new principal was brought in, who brought order and fairness to the school. But, Crystal, Dulcie, and Sophie changed schools and enrolled in Royal Woods High School, and not only that, but The Fearless Club would also expand even more, and it would also include members who'd been terrorized by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan whenever their dark sides come out.
Luna: Yeah, and those girls definitely know how to stand up to those five, and their experiences with Orson really helped out greatly. But, I can't believe Orson broke out of juvie to get revenge again on The Fearless Club, bro.
Lincoln: But, he also wants revenge on me for ruining his first attempt at revenge, he really is insane and vengeful, but too bad for him, any violent action he takes against me will not end well for him, and this time, he's getting put in a more secure facility for good, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Luster Dawn.
Luster Dawn: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Suddenly, we saw Xyster, Cahoot, Déjà-Jin, Roarick, Osstax, Knucklehead, G'Day, Larvaluss, Frondley, Mushaboom, and Enchantling arrive, and with them are the nine girls.
Nico: Whoa, that's Xyster, Cahoot, Déjà-Jin, Roarick, Osstax, Knucklehead, G'Day, Larvaluss, Frondley, Mushaboom, and Enchantling, awesome.
Xyster: (Girl's voice) You got that right, and we got the girls away from that prick, Orson Matthews.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Amy Strikechomp, I knew it was you, along with Belle Strikechomp, Cecily Strikechomp, Dakota Strikechomp, Emily Strikechomp, Freya Strikechomp, Lara Strikechomp, Mila Strikechomp, Olive Strikechomp, Sarah Strikechomp, and Willow Strikechomp, it's awesome to see you girls again, but we'll talk later, something tells me you girls already got Orson really steamed.
?: YOU FUCKING BITCHES, YOU WILL ALL PAY!
Suddenly, we saw our target, Orson Matthews, and man, was he absolutely pissed off.
Lincoln: And if I had to guess, Sarah was the one who put hot sauce down his underpants, right? Nice one, now let's make him cry like a baby.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Luster Dawn and her team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Orson Matthews, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln used his eleven white wolf tails and they were punching that despicable jerk all over the place, and with one final punch from Lincoln, he knocked out Orson and he fell onto the floor and he was tied up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and picked up by the cops. We cheered as we holster our weapons and power down.
Lincoln: Have fun spending the rest of your life in prison, you jerk. (To Amy Strikechomp, Belle Strikechomp, Cecily Strikechomp, Dakota Strikechomp, Emily Strikechomp, Freya Strikechomp, Lara Strikechomp, Mila Strikechomp, Olive Strikechomp, Sarah Strikechomp, and Willow Strikechomp) And it's so good to see you all again, Amy Strikechomp, Belle Strikechomp, Cecily Strikechomp, Dakota Strikechomp, Emily Strikechomp, Freya Strikechomp, Lara Strikechomp, Mila Strikechomp, Olive Strikechomp, Sarah Strikechomp, and Willow Strikechomp.
Amy Strikechomp reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long aqua blue hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful aqua blue angel wings and she reigned in the power of Xyster, she's dressed in a sleeveless aqua blue open blouse, sleeveless grey midriff top, aqua blue skirt, aqua blue pants, aqua blue knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with psychic energy, music, food, and bones on the coattails and on the back is Xyster and holstered on her back is a massive Xyster-themed greatsword with embedded aqua blue gems and Xyster etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large Xyster heads for the crossguard, large aqua blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Xyster heads and large aqua blue gem on the bottom of the large Xyster heads for the pommel.
Belle Strikechomp reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long black hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings with stars and galaxies and she reigned in the power of Cahoot, she's dressed in a sleeveless black open blouse, sleeveless black midriff top, black skirt, black pants, black knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with psychic energy, music, light, stars, and owls on the coattails and on the back is Cahoot and holstered on her back is a massive Cahoot-themed greatsword with embedded grey gems and Cahoot etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large Cahoot heads for the crossguard, large grey gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Cahoot heads and large grey gem on the bottom of the large Cahoot heads for the pommel.
Cecily Strikechomp reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long white hair, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful white and red angel wings and she reigned in the power of Déjà-Jin, she's dressed in a sleeveless red open blouse, sleeveless red midriff top, red skirt, red pants, red knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with psychic energy, music, faeries, and yetis on the coattails and on the back is Déjà-Jin and holstered on her back is a massive Déjà-Jin-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Déjà-Jin etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged white blade, large Déjà-Jin heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Déjà-Jin heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large Déjà-Jin heads for the pommel.
Dakota Strikechomp reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long black and white hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful white and black angel wings and she reigned in the power of Roarick, she's dressed in a sleeveless white open blouse, sleeveless black midriff top, black skirt, black pants, black knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with psychic energy, music, light, bones, and monsters on the coattails and on the back is Roarick and holstered on her back is a massive Roarick-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Roarick etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large Roarick heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Roarick heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large Roarick heads for the pommel.
Emily Strikechomp reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long black hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful grey angel wings and she reigned in the power of Osstax, she's dressed in a sleeveless black open blouse, sleeveless black midriff top, black skirt, black pants, black knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with psychic energy, music, light, faeries, bones, and towers on the coattails and on the back is Osstax and holstered on her back is a massive Osstax-themed greatsword with embedded grey gems and Osstax etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large Osstax heads for the crossguard, large grey gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Osstax heads and large grey gem on the bottom of the large Osstax heads for the pommel.
Freya Strikechomp reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long brown hair, green eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful green angel wings and she reigned in the power of Knucklehead, she's dressed in a sleeveless green open blouse, sleeveless green midriff top, green skirt, green pants, green knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with psychic energy, music, faeries, light, and golems on the coattails and on the back is Knucklehead and holstered on her back is a massive Knucklehead-themed greatsword with embedded green gems and Knucklehead etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged brown blade, large Knucklehead heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Knucklehead heads and large green gem on the bottom of the large Knucklehead heads for the pommel.
Lara Strikechomp reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long light purple hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful light purple angel wings and she reigned in the power of G'Day, she's dressed in a sleeveless light purple open blouse, sleeveless light purple midriff top, light purple skirt, light purple pants, light purple knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with psychic energy, music, light, bones, and monsters on the coattails and on the back is G'Day and holstered on her back is a massive G'Day-themed greatsword with embedded light purple gems and G'Day etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large G'Day heads for the crossguard, large light purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large G'Day heads and large light purple gem on the bottom of the large G'Day heads for the pommel.
Mila Strikechomp reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long dark blue hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful dark blue angel wings and she reigned in the power of Larvaluss, she's dressed in a sleeveless dark blue open blouse, sleeveless dark blue midriff top, black skirt, purple pants, dark blue knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with psychic energy, music, light, faeries, and monsters on the coattails and on the back is Larvaluss and holstered on her back is a massive Larvaluss-themed greatsword with embedded grey gems and Larvaluss etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blade, large Larvaluss heads for the crossguard, large midnight blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Larvaluss heads and large dark blue gem on the bottom of the large Larvaluss heads for the pommel.
Olive Strikechomp reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long light green hair, light green eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful light green angel wings and she reigned in the power of Frondley, she's dressed in a sleeveless light green open blouse, sleeveless light green midriff top, light green skirt, light green pants, light green knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with psychic energy, music, light, faeries, and trees on the coattails and on the back is Frondley and holstered on her back is a massive Frondley-themed greatsword with embedded light green gems and Frondley etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged light green blade, large Frondley heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Frondley heads and large green gem on the bottom of the large Frondley heads for the pommel.
Sarah Strikechomp reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long rainbow hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful rainbow angel wings and she reigned in the power of Mushaboom, she's dressed in a sleeveless white open blouse, sleeveless red midriff top, purple skirt, orange pants, dark purple knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with psychic energy, music, light, bones, faeries, and mushrooms on the coattails and on the back is Mushaboom and holstered on her back is a massive Cahoot-themed greatsword with embedded rainbow gems and Mushaboom etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged rainbow blade, large Mushaboom heads for the crossguard, large grey gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Mushaboom heads and large rainbow gem on the bottom of the large Mushaboom heads for the pommel.
And Willow Strikechomp reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long brown hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful brown angel wings and she reigned in the power of Enchantling, she's dressed in a sleeveless blue open blouse, sleeveless blue midriff top, blue skirt, blue pants, blue knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with psychic energy, music, light, bones, faeries, and monsters on the coattails and on the back is Enchantling and holstered on her back is a massive Enchantling-themed greatsword with embedded blue gems and Enchantling etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blade, large Enchantling heads for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Enchantling heads and large blue gem on the bottom of the large Enchantling heads for the pommel.
Amy Strikechomp: You too, Lincoln.
Belle Strikechomp: It's really been such a long time since we last met.
Amy Strikechomp, Belle Strikechomp, Cecily Strikechomp, Dakota Strikechomp, Emily Strikechomp, Freya Strikechomp, Lara Strikechomp, Mila Strikechomp, Olive Strikechomp, Sarah Strikechomp, and Willow Strikechomp went up to Lincoln who hugged each of them, and the Strikechomp Sisters are are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you eleven since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Amy Strikechomp: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute six-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new. You really grew a lot, but you're still the same kind boy we all met back long ago, plus, you've grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, so this is...?
Lincoln: That's right, Nico, these eleven girls are Amy Strikechomp, Belle Strikechomp, Cecily Strikechomp, Dakota Strikechomp, Emily Strikechomp, Freya Strikechomp, Lara Strikechomp, Mila Strikechomp, Olive Strikechomp, Sarah Strikechomp, and Willow Strikechomp, they're my Guardian Angels from New York and classmates in Cooking, and they are masters of various cuisines, especially French Cuisine. They would also help Dad with cooking in the kitchen, as well as protecting me from those who would try to hurt him, especially Flip and Killjoy Huggins.
Nicholette Torrington: Yeah, in fact, Killjoy Huggins tried to ruin Lincoln's good name, but before he could even try, The Strikechomp Sisters shoved enough horseradish down his throat to make Killjoy Huggins have a nasty case of diarrhea that lasts for four weeks.
We laughed hysterically.
Nico: Oh man, oh, now that was awesome!
Me: Stupid Killjoy! He deserved it.
Giselle Harrington: He sure did, and to show thanks for saving him, Lincoln took The Strikechomp Sisters to Bubblaine where he kissed each of the Strikechomp Sisters underwater. But, they're also more than just masters of various cuisines, they're also expert fighters, and the reason for that is they're the sisters of Lincoln's future wife, Fasha, and they hate the jerks and Killjoy Huggins with a blazing passion.
We gasped.
Nico: Wait, what?!
Fasha: It's true, they're my sisters, but they wound up heading for New York before Planet Vegeta was destroyed, and they also hated Frieza and his forces for everything they've done, and that also includes Raditz and Nappa.
Amy Strikechomp: Those two fuckers are utter disgraces to the Saiyan Race, and I'm glad Lincoln got rid of those two assholes last year, and Damian Alaister crossed a fucking line when he brought them back. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something me and my sisters want to give you.
Fasha: Let me guess, you and the rest of the girls want to give Lincoln your blood, right, Amy?
Amy Strikechomp: How did you know about that, Fasha? Wait a second, did you let him...?!
Fasha showed the marks Lincoln left on her when he fed on her blood, and the rest of Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the marks Lincoln left on them when he fed on their blood.
Belle Strikechomp: (Whistles) He sure marked you, alright, sis.
Lincoln went up to each one of the Strikechomp Sisters, and he hugged them in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on their necks, and he slowly bit each of them and he fed on their blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from each of their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up.
Amy Strikechomp: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, eleven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Amy Strikechomp, Belle Strikechomp, Cecily Strikechomp, Dakota Strikechomp, Emily Strikechomp, Freya Strikechomp, Lara Strikechomp, Mila Strikechomp, Olive Strikechomp, Sarah Strikechomp, and Willow Strikechomp with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Cecily Strikechomp: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Amy Strikechomp, Belle Strikechomp, Cecily Strikechomp, Dakota Strikechomp, Emily Strikechomp, Freya Strikechomp, Lara Strikechomp, Mila Strikechomp, Olive Strikechomp, Sarah Strikechomp, and Willow Strikechomp.
Amy Strikechomp, Belle Strikechomp, Cecily Strikechomp, Dakota Strikechomp, Emily Strikechomp, Freya Strikechomp, Lara Strikechomp, Mila Strikechomp, Olive Strikechomp, Sarah Strikechomp, and Willow Strikechomp had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to their faces and he kissed each of them passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the nine girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The nine girls are Eun Mi Kim A.K.A. Panda, Kanya "Chompoo" Juntasa, Maria da Conceição Almeida A.K.A. Ramba, Perereca, Fabrícia Roberta Vincentine A.K.A. Coelha, and Isabella Rodriguez A.K.A. Cobra from Capoeira Fighter and Hanna Ackerson, Simone, and Hinagiku from Street Fighter.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Eun Mi Kim A.K.A. Panda, Kanya "Chompoo" Juntasa, Maria da Conceição Almeida A.K.A. Ramba, Perereca, Fabrícia Roberta Vincentine A.K.A. Coelha, and Isabella Rodriguez A.K.A. Cobra from Capoeira Fighter and Hanna Ackerson, Simone, and Hinagiku from Street Fighter.
Nicole: (Whistles) Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Eun Mi Kim: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Eun Mi Kim and the other ten girls saw who it was that saved them from that despicable douchebag, Orson Matthews, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and a blue aura around him.
Eun Mi Kim: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Eun Mi Kim: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eleven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Eun Mi Kim A.K.A. Panda, Kanya "Chompoo" Juntasa, Maria da Conceição Almeida A.K.A. Ramba, Perereca, Fabrícia Roberta Vincentine A.K.A. Coelha, Isabella Rodriguez A.K.A. Cobra, Hanna Ackerson, Simone, and Hinagiku We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Orson Matthews, a despicable bully and jerk from the past of Lincoln's three Guardian Angels whom we're going to meet in the future: Crystal Solace, Dulcie Matthews, and Sophie Andrews, and he wanted revenge on Lincoln for what he did in beating him up when he tried to get revenge on The Fearless Club.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in giving that douchebag a brutal beatdown and Lincoln giving him a K.O. punch to his face and knocking him down and out and tying him up and getting him sent away by the cops, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln and the Strikechomp Sisters have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: Jeez, that guy was a really big jerk and total dumbass.
Lincoln: He sure was, but we gave him the beatdown of his life, and I also used my tails to punch him in his face many times and all over the place.
Amy Strikechomp: Man, he must've been working out his tails like crazy to get them that strong.
Nico: He did, but when we run into Crystal, Dulcie, and Sophie in the future, we'll tell them of what Lincoln did to that dumbass. Too bad we didn't give him the finger when the cops took him.
Lincoln: He probably won't see it, I did knock him out hard.
After taking down Orson Matthews and sending him away to prison for good this time, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Amy Strikechomp, Belle Strikechomp, Cecily Strikechomp, Dakota Strikechomp, Emily Strikechomp, Freya Strikechomp, Lara Strikechomp, Mila Strikechomp, Olive Strikechomp, Sarah Strikechomp, and Willow Strikechomp saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Amy Strikechomp: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. It's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for many years.
Belle Strikechomp: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Emily Strikechomp: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Dakota Strikechomp: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Amy, what memories did you and your sisters have with Lincoln? We know of what you girls did to that stupid Killjoy Huggins, and that was hilarious.
Amy Strikechomp: Oh, we have a video of one little incident where Lincoln beat down Lynn while we were at our gym.
Amy Strikechomp pulls up the video as it played on the screen, and we saw Lincoln, the Strikechomp Sisters, and the rest of his Guardian Angels working out at the huge gym they made, and Lincoln who was dressed in an orange tank top, orange gym shorts, and sneakers was lifting 900,000-lb barbells and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and they were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds.
But, their day was about to be rudely interrupted by one meat-headed, superstition-crazed, rowdy, violent-tempered, and outright obnoxious sister.
BBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPP!
Past Amy Strikechomp: What the hell was that?!
Past Emily Strikechomp: (Gasps) Oh no. Guardian Angels, we got a Code: Red, she's on the rampage again.
Past Lincoln: Lynn, oh, what's gotten into you this time?!
Suddenly, the doors burst open, and we saw Lynn, her eyes red with anger and hatred, snarling like a wild beast, and she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla again!
Past Cecily Strikechomp: You again, Lynn?! I ought to beat your brains in if you got any, and I think I will!
Past Isabella Lupa: You've had this coming for a long time, you walking gym bag!
Past Lincoln: No, girls, let me handle her.
Lincoln and the Guardian Angels stopped working out to confront Lynn, who was already acting like a monster. Suddenly, Lincoln took off his sweat-covered tank top revealing his massive and extremely muscular body and eight-pack abs, and covered in sweat, which made his Guardian Angels blush, and he spread out his massive white angel wings.
May: Oh, you are so dead again, Lynn.
Then, in the video, we saw Lynn run at Lincoln on all fours like the animal she is, but Lincoln stood ready, and as Lynn pounced on him, Lincoln grabbed her and he threw her right into an exercise mat and she crashed onto it. Lynn got up and she roared like a monster again, but Lincoln didn't care about that: he wasn't going to let that animal cause havoc again. Then, Lincoln went on the attack as he used some awesome wrestling moves on her to pin her to the ground, but Lynn got back up, and she was still violent, so Lincoln switched, and he attacked with some amazing martial arts techniques that he'd learned from his Guardian Angels and from us as well, and with one roundhouse kick, he'd knocked down Lynn, and he fired red energy blasts from his hands and white angel wings and tied Lynn up.
Past Amy Strikechomp: Lincoln, that...was...AMAZING! You used both wrestling and martial arts and really taught that wild animal a lesson.
Past Emily Strikechomp: That was really awesome, and you were really dominant out there against her, you big, handsome hunk of a muscular man.
Past Cecily Strikechomp: He wasn't going to take any bullcrap, not from his enemies, or from the five violent bitches who've tried to kill him and ruin his good name and life numerous times, and you just until Luna finds out what you tried to do to Lincoln again, Lynn!
Past Lynn roared again and tried to get out, but it was useless.
Past Lincoln: Now, now, Cecily, don't provoke her any further. We'll call Luna and tell her to grab Lynn and drag her smelly butt home.
Suddenly, Vanzilla arrived, and Luna got out, and man, was she mad at Lynn!
Past Luna: LYNN! WHERE ARE YOU AT, YOU SORE LOSER JOCK?! COME ON OUT, I'VE GOT A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES WITH YOUR NAME ON THEM, AND SOON, THEY'LL BE POUNDING YOUR FACE IN!
Suddenly, Luna saw Lynn all tied up in red energy ropes, and when she saw Lincoln and without his tank top on, she blushed upon seeing her brother. But, she was stunned when she saw what Lincoln did to Lynn.
Past Luna: Whoa, dude, did you...?
Past Lincoln: Yeah, I pummeled her, Luna, and I tied her up, so you can drag her back home by her ponytail and let Mom and Dad deal with her.
Past Luna: You got it, and you girls have your fun with your muscle man. (Grabs Lynn) Let's go, you walking gym bag, the parents are going to want to have a talk with you.
Luna grabbed Lynn by her ponytail and dragged her back to Vanzilla, and it drove off. The video ends and we all cheered wildly.
Nico: Whoa, man, Linc, you really pummeled Lynn into the ground.
Me: He sure did.
Luna: Lynn was really asking for it, plus the reason for her rampage was because she was mad that she lost another basketball game, and she got so mad, she violently attacked her teammates, and we told Lincoln about it as soon as he and the Guardian Angels got back from their gym.
Lincoln: We were horrified when Luna told us, and we went to the hospital, and we saw Margo, Paula, Polly, and their friends were in casts and lying in bed. Lynn really went too far that day, and I almost asked the Guardian Angels to join in on trashing Lynn, but I knew just how violent Lynn can really get and I wasn't going to let any of them risk their lives for me.
Amy Strikechomp: We knew it from his actions that day, and he really lived up to his reputation as the defender of his Guardian Angels, and he proved just what kind of a man he really is, and he took down Lynn with no problem at all. We were absolutely gushing like crazy at his display of bravado and courage, our hard work was really paying off greatly.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Jaenette Fisher, Katie (Pokémon), Bianca (Pokémon), Sonia (Pokémon), Sabrina (Pokémon), Gardenia (Pokémon), Maylene (Pokémon), Olympia (Pokémon), Cissy (Pokémon), Arena Tycoon Greta (Pokémon), Professor Juniper, and Professor Sada are heading to Emerald Coast.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Jaenette Fisher, Katie (Pokémon), Bianca (Pokémon), Sonia (Pokémon), Sabrina (Pokémon), Gardenia (Pokémon), Maylene (Pokémon), Olympia (Pokémon), Cissy (Pokémon), Arena Tycoon Greta (Pokémon), Professor Juniper, and Professor Sada were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Jaenette Fisher, Katie (Pokémon), Bianca (Pokémon), Sonia (Pokémon), Sabrina (Pokémon), Gardenia (Pokémon), Maylene (Pokémon), Olympia (Pokémon), Cissy (Pokémon), Arena Tycoon Greta (Pokémon), Professor Juniper, and Professor Sada had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them as well, plus, Lincoln saved them from a group of thugs sent by Flip to kill them to get revenge. But, Lincoln took down and killed the thugs by sucking out their blood and he'd sent their souls to The Black Gates, and he hit Flip hard in the head with a mallet.
Jaenette Fisher: Wow, so this is Emerald Coast, it's amazing.
Lincoln: I've been here before, Jaenette, and it really is amazing. Shall we?
Lincoln, Jaenette Fisher, Katie (Pokémon), Bianca (Pokémon), Sonia (Pokémon), Sabrina (Pokémon), Gardenia (Pokémon), Maylene (Pokémon), Olympia (Pokémon), Cissy (Pokémon), Arena Tycoon Greta (Pokémon), Professor Juniper, and Professor Sada dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, and they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Jaenette Fisher, Katie (Pokémon), Bianca (Pokémon), Sonia (Pokémon), Sabrina (Pokémon), Gardenia (Pokémon), Maylene (Pokémon), Olympia (Pokémon), Cissy (Pokémon), Arena Tycoon Greta (Pokémon), Professor Juniper, and Professor Sada got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Jaenette Fisher, Katie (Pokémon), Bianca (Pokémon), Sonia (Pokémon), Sabrina (Pokémon), Gardenia (Pokémon), Maylene (Pokémon), Olympia (Pokémon), Cissy (Pokémon), Arena Tycoon Greta (Pokémon), Professor Juniper, and Professor Sada, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Jaenette Fisher, Katie (Pokémon), Bianca (Pokémon), Sonia (Pokémon), Sabrina (Pokémon), Gardenia (Pokémon), Maylene (Pokémon), Olympia (Pokémon), Cissy (Pokémon), Arena Tycoon Greta (Pokémon), Professor Juniper, and Professor Sada placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face.
Me: (Snickers) Looks like someone really enjoyed his beach date, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It was so awesome!
Suddenly, twelve Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Jaenette Fisher, Katie (Pokémon), Bianca (Pokémon), Sonia (Pokémon), Sabrina (Pokémon), Gardenia (Pokémon), Maylene (Pokémon), Olympia (Pokémon), Cissy (Pokémon), Arena Tycoon Greta (Pokémon), Professor Juniper, and Professor Sada with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
May: Whoa, and I knew Jaenette, Katie, Bianca, Sonia, Sabrina, Gardenia, Maylene, Olympia, Cissy, Greta, Professor Juniper, and Professor Sada definitely had feelings for Lincoln, and I had to guess, you girls let him feed on your blood and mark you, right?
Jaenette Fisher: He sure did.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes glowed and turned into rainbow colors, and he had a vision of what's about to happen, and who we're going to confront in the future: it was a new and dangerous cult called The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, they are an evil cult of Exif and their mission is to resurrect 2018's King Ghidorah and destroy the Earth. In the time where Haruo and his team came from in 20,000 years from now, they destroyed Ghidorah and now they want revenge on us and Haruo for ruining their plans and they want to destroy Haruo and us and bring back King Ghidorah. When we saw it, it really meant trouble.
Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln: I just had a really huge vision, guys, and Yuko, you are so not going to like it: I found out that in the future, we're going to face a new and dangerous cult called The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, they are an evil cult of Exif and their mission is to resurrect their version of King Ghidorah and destroy the Earth. In the time where you and your team came from in 20,000 years from now, we destroyed Ghidorah, and now, they want revenge on all of us for ruining their plans and they want to us and bring back King Ghidorah.
We all gasped in shock and horror, including Yuko Tani.
Yuko: My God, that's really bad. Lincoln, when can we expect them to show their faces?
Lincoln: The projected date for the war against this cult is February 8th, which means on February 7th on our big mission to help Gingka and his team destroy Dark Nebula, we got to get rid of Antonio Maldonado, and we'll be finished with The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte. But, the huge battle to destroy The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah will commence soon.
Nico: Damn, that's really a huge battle. But, your vision just prepared us for who we're going to face in the days to come, Lincoln.
Me: Yeah, and it looks like I'm not the only one who tends to get visions, you do too.
Lincoln: Yeah, both when I'm awake and when I'm dreaming, but this one: this one is serious and with universe-shaking proportions.
Eli: You got that right. So, Lincoln, when the battle against The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah begins, who's going to face each of the members?
Lincoln: I've already got this list made.
Lincoln took out a list, and it has who's going to face which member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.
February 8th: Fira Han and Nico VS Entrada
February 9th: Gaia Han and Nico VS Venthera
February 10th: Kaze Han and Nico VS Elenthra
February 11th: Valia Han and Nico VS Talinian
February 12th: Melissa Han and Nico VS Fulexia
February 13th: Eden Han and Nico VS Rudella
February 13th: Gina Han and Nico VS Gundinna
February 14th: Irina Han and Nico VS Lorexxa
February 15th: Iona Han and Nico VS Binniia
February 16th: Bianca Han and Nico VS Fexxtia
February 17th: Wendy Han and Nico VS Keckyua
February 18th: Naomi Han and Nico VS Qinkphes
February 19th: Danica Han and Nico VS Gettroa
February 20th: Lyra Han and Nico VS Reddvexa
February 21st: Abigail Hazeltucker - Elemental HERO Magma Neos and Nico VS Yunoma
February 22nd: Melanie Hazeltucker - Elemental HERO Storm Neos and Nico VS Maygina
February 23rd: Rhonda Hazeltucker - Elemental HERO Chaos Neos and Nico VS Pennhua
February 24th: Varie Volcania - Pyroclastic Elemental and Nico VS Hilliya
February 25th: Valerie Volcania - Pyroclastic Hellion and Nico VS Jesstia
February 26th: Vixen Volcania - Inferno Hellion and Nico VS Xeqfees
February 27th: Vivian Volcania - Embermaw Hellion and Nico VS Zectua
February 28th: Valencia Volcania - Volcano Hellion and Nico VS Livvura
March 1st: Fiona Guntherton - Fury and Nico VS Gintrrea
March 2nd: Saline Guntherton - Subtlety and Nico VS Hinnphes
March 3rd: Bertha Guntherton - Endurance and Nico VS Juurea
March 4th: Hailey Guntherton - Solitude and Nico VS Loollea
March 5th: Emma Guntherton - Grief and Nico VS Ccaarea
March 6th: Holly Volvenstein - Black Rock Triskelion and Nico VS Qiienna
March 7th: Esmeralda Volvenstein - Holocaust Disciple and Nico VS Volccaaea
March 8th: Lanaiya Volvenstein - Cyclonic Ravager and Nico VS Loppera
March 9th: Allie Anne Volvenstein - Waterveiled Assassin and Nico VS Vexxtrea
March 10th: Kristjana Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn - White Night Dragon and J.D. Knudson VS Buenttrada
March 11th: Sonya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn - White Night Dragon and Nico VS Jaxuana
March 12th: Laniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn - White Night Queen and Nico VS Alessnna
March 13th: Camiya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn - Snow Fairy and Nico VS VS Wenphes
March 14th: Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn - Illusion Ice Sculpture and Nico VS Kuareess
March 15th: Qiniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn - Cold Sleeper and Nico VS Nirrea
March 16th: Veronica Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn - Elemental HERO Nimbus Neos and Nico VS Oorrea
March 17th: Eleanor Collins the gene-slammer of Elemental HERO Dark Neos and Lincoln VS Balass
March 18th: Abigail Davis the Elemental HERO Flare Neos Gene-Slammer and Lincoln VS Trreasx
March 20th: Emily McKale the gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Air Neos and Lincoln VS Feeyuuas
March 21st: Penelope Waverly is the gene-slammer of Elemental HERO Grand Neos and Lincoln VS Xrealoo
March 22nd: Whitney Emmington - Gene-slammer of Elemental HERO Glow Neos and Lincoln VS Zeejua
March 23rd: Natalie Kendall the Elemental HERO Aqua Neos Gene-Slammer and Lincoln VS Iveexas
March 24th: Sophia Presley the Elemental HERO Magma Neos Gene-Slammer and Lincoln VS Uinreas
March 25th: Amber Blakely The Elemental HERO Storm Neos Gene-Slammer and Lincoln VS Potennas
March 26th: Sarah Tinsley the Elemental HERO Chaos Neos Gene-Slammer and Lincoln VS Aaaawesas
March 27th: Adriana Azathoth - Incarnation of Azathoth and Lincoln VS Leeweestra
March 28th: Arabella Yog-Sothoth - Incarnation of Yog-Sothoth and Lincoln VS Porrash
March 29th: Adrienne Nyarlathotep, The Incarnation of Nyarlathotep and Lincoln VS Feshtrea
March 30th: Callista Cthulhu - Incarnation of Cthulhu and Lincoln VS Dark Metphees
March 31st: Cadenza Cthugha - Incarnation of Cthugha and Lincoln VS Ultimate King Ghidorah
When we were done looking at the list, we were absolutely speechless.
Me: Damn, that's a lot of cult members!
Nico: (Gasps) And look, on March 31st, Cadenza and Lincoln are going to destroy Ultimate King Ghidorah once and for all! Oh man, this is going to be a really huge battle to save the Earth!
Eli: Yeah!
Lincoln: But, we'll be ready for them, however if we want to be ready for them in the future, we got to finish The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Right.
We were flying over the forests of Oregon.
Blackfire: You sure this is where Herb is?
Me: The satellites said that he lived right here.
Nico: At least he is far away from the Springfield Radioactive Crater.
Xenia: That means that he had no involvement in anything that happened.
Camie: Thank goodness.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: Down there!
We saw a barrel and a camp and it was Herb Powell!
Nico: There he is.
We flew down and landed.
Starfire: Greetings, brother of Homer!
Herb Powell: Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor. But I NEVER want to hear or see that name ever again!
Qin: Herb listen. I bought a car like the one that ruined your company and I love it. Me and Chris drive around town in it all over and it's a really hot ride. Everyone is wanting to get one.
Herb Powell: Wow! That is cool that they love it.
Me: Herb listen. I'm sorry you lost everything and all that and I'm sorry about what happened.
Herb Powell: It's all right. But thank you.
Me: You're welcome. But you can't stay mad at Homer forever. Sure he made some mistakes but if anyone is to blame for all of them it's your half father Abraham.
Herb: (chuckles) What did he do? Lose his teeth again?
Me: No worse.
We told him everything that Abraham did and it was shocking and he was mad at Abraham!
Herb: Ok, if that's the worst news you have to tell me.
Maria: Oh, we haven't even gotten to THAT part yet.
Me: And it tells how Springfield is now nothing more than a huge hole in the ground.
I told him everything Springfield did because of Quimby, Burns, Jebediah Springfield and many corrupt megalomaniacal douchebags. As well as the terrible atrocities that lead to its destruction. When I was done he was shocked! Everything about Springfield was a lie and a sham!
Herb: Did Homer know?!
Me: Yes EVERYONE knows.
Qin: The President, the World Leaders, Bender here, all of his friends, everyone.
Lola: Yeah it's awful!
Me: Marge had a mind control chip put on her because of Burns.
Xenia: Yeah and that's why it made her such a ruthless monster.
Lola: Yeah.
Bender: It's true. Springfield is now nothing more than a forgotten memory.
Herb: I meant was Homer involved?!
Me: No he wasn't.
Herb: Oh good.
Me: Yeah it was terrible. Springfield, Oregon was a menace town.
Qin: It sure was.
Herb: Oh man. I'm glad I was out here. But there was this massive flash of white light that I saw and then I felt this huge shockwave. Thankfully I wasn't hurt.
Me: That was Springfield being blown apart in a nuclear explosion.
Nico: Yep.
Me: But lets get you home so you can talk to Homer.
Leozack: Do you want us to get you a better job?
Herb: I would like that. What I really want is my old job back.
Me: We can do that under our help.
Herb: Thanks guys.
We got him packed up and we headed home.
We arrived.
Herb: Wow! Nice place!
Bart, Lisa and Maggie: Uncle Herb!
Herb: Hey kids! Wow! You got so big!
Bart: Yeah we had a lot of growing up.
Homer: Herb?
Herb: Hey Homer.
Homer: Herb I'm…
POW!
He was punched down.
Homer: Okay I deserve that.
Herb: That was for ruining me. But I'm glad you are doing much better now. Qin thanks for buying my car.
Qin: You're welcome.
G1 Scattershot: You can stay here in the meantime.
Herb: Thanks.
Me: Lets get you cleaned up and get you some new clothes. As well as a shave and a haircut.
Herb: Good idea.
We got him all cleaned up.
Herb came out and he was all clean and shaved and more.
Herb: Boy I look great!
Me: You sure do Herb. But you must be starving. Lets get you some grub.
Herb: Good idea.
Me: This will work. (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)
ALL FOOD MAGISWORDS!
Me: SOLO SUPER ULTRA MEGA DOOPER COMBO: ALL YOU CAN EAT SUPER BUFFET FEAST!
I formed a huge feast buffet on the table and it was full of foods and more that he and us love.
Me: You're going to need to build up your strength again so I made a massive buffet for you.
Herb: Wow thanks guys!
Nico: No problem.
Marge: Herb! Hi there!
Herb: Marge, I'm glad you're back to your senses.
Marge: Thanks. It was a mind control chip that did it.
Me: Burns put it on her.
Herb got to eating and man was he hungry.
Nico was lost in thought.
Marge: Are you okay, Nico?
Nico: Me? I'm fine.
Agnes Skinner: Nico, you don't have to lie to us. We know this is usually the kind of day where the mascots like to do silly stuff.
Nico: Usually. But not this time. The mascots now have jobs.
Me: Yeah. But I got a funny feeling about that Mega Meaty restaurant they are working at.
Xenia: What kind of funny feeling?
Me: Something isn't right. Like it's hiding something as a front.
Thetis: Nico, which teams have you made this time?
Nico: Ben 10,000's team will include Bai Tza, Hannah Thunderbolt Paine, Eithne, Silvermist, and Pirate Fairy. Ace Bunny's team will include Pyra, Maggie Orbersson, Soup Faerie, Fyora the Faerie Queen, and Siyana the Light Faerie.
Me: Hey cool choices!
Qin: Awesome!
Siyana the Light Faerie: I'm honored to be on a team.
Hannah Thunderbolt Paine: Me too. This will be so fun.
Eithne: It sure will.
Silvermist: It's truly an honor.
Ace Bunny: I agree there guys.
Pyra: Same here.
Then the Previous group came.
Major Diaster: Can me, Dr. Light, Number 7, Captain Cold, Mysterio, Common Cold, Man Ray, Cluemaster, Tchang Zu, and Johnny 13 go with you guys?
Evil Winter Man: Me, Evil Bright Man, Live Action Sentinel Prime, Evil Blizzard Man, Tenaya 7, Crud, Swamp Witch, Bradford Buzzard, Queen Jellyfish, and Boil Man will come too.
Nico: Yes you all can come too.
Xenia: Yeah the mission has something to do with the restaurant the mascots work at.
Nico: Yeah something is fishy here.
Drillhorn: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Scizor, Shuckle and Heracross.
Qin: Cool!
Me: The evolved form of Scyther next. This will be interesting.
Nico: Yep it sure will.
Camie: Looking forward to those.
Dr. Light: This sounds almost similar to something the Titans dealt with before.
Evil Bright Man: (to the Titans) In that case, you guys can help us gather evidence that the mascots' new job is suspicious.
Me: I agree there.
Robin: But sure thing.
Me: Wait a second yeah. Beast Boy you worked at this restaurant before right?
Beast Boy: Yeah against my will because I'm a vegetarian! I hate places that serve meat!
Jared: Welcome to my world Garfield.
Lisa Simpson: Same with me.
Apu: (Hindu Accent) I feel the same way you guys.
Laurie: I do too dudes.
Miles: Same here guys.
Jared: But why would Beast Boy be forced to work at this restaurant even if he didn't like it?
Sly: (Australian Accent) Mates, some of us should go with the Quantum Girls to check the place out.
Me: Agreed.
Nico: Good idea. Beast Boy, You and J.D., Eli and the Quantum Girls will go check it out.
Beast Boy: I'll do it but I won't like it.
Me: Swallow your pride Beast Boy.
Eli: Okay.
Me: But we're on our way.
We were off.
We arrived at Mega Meaty Meat.
Me: Here we are.
Eli: Looks like an ordinary every day restaurant.
Me: It sure does. But something seems very fishy here. Metaphorically speaking of course.
Eli: Yeah.
We went in and saw people eating burgers and steaks.
Me: Boy the food looks great.
Eli: It sure does.
Poromon: Hey guys!
We saw the mascots dressed up in Work hats.
Captain Cold: Hey, guys!
Poromon: What are you guys doing here?
Evil Blizzard Man: Who, us? We're just checking out your workplace.
Me: Yeah we're just wanting to see what the place has.
Poliwag: Sure.
Me: Want to grab a quick bite guys?
Qin: Might as well. We are on a mission.
We got sat down.
Poromon: What will you guys have?
Erica Haddock: Let's see. (rapid fire) I'll have eight Number Threes, five Number Twos, two Number Ones... (normal speed) ...and a diet soda. (The items appear as she names them.)
Poromon: Actually, we don't have soda, only meat.
Erica Haddock: Okay. Then make it a cup of meat juice.
Poromon: Okay.
Me: Boy you sure are hungry Erica.
Erica Haddock: What can I say, I'm a Tyrannosaurus Rex Gene-slammer and I love meat.
Ellie Singh: So, what variety of meat is served here?
Manaphy: Um...Bob says that's a trade secret.
Me: Ahh. Like the Krabby Patty Secret Formula.
Manaphy: Yeah. Exactly.
Missy: Are you the only ones who work here?
Poliwag: Bob says that's a trade secret, too.
Grier: So where is this Bob, anyway?
Horsea: In the back.
Me: Okay.
Qin: Yeah. I'm glad you guys found a way to make some extra money. (Overhead view of the place.) But don't you think this place seems a little...weird?
Me: Yeah it does feel strange.
Crud: We're gonna get right to the point, guys. Your restaurant might be suspicious.
Common Cold: And we're not making this up!
Manaphy: (Whispers) Yeah to tell you the truth guys, something is up.
Poromon: (Whispers) I feel it too.
Horsea: (Whispers) We heard Bob talking to some strange guy calling himself The Source and we don't know who he is.
Poliwag: (Whispers) And a restaurant that serves only meat? Beings back memories of that gross restaurant that Chiro and friends faced.
Me: (Whispers) I remember that. (Shudders) But keep a front up guys.
Nico: But you guys have a choice to make. Stay in this suspicious restaurant to keep earning money.
Laxus Dreyar: Or stop earning money and do the right thing.
Me: Guys lets not pressure them.
Poromon: No Laxus is right. We'll do the right thing.
Manaphy: Yeah. But we'll keep up a front.
Me: Good.
Tchang Zu: Why don't we put something in the food?
Queen Jellyfish: Then, everyone will stop coming here.
Nico: No we can't let whoever runs this place know that we're onto them. But we'll keep that option available.
Me: But that's a good idea.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Nico we're gonna need help on this from one of your friends. Code Meat Dinosaur Surveillance.
Nico: Using my code book is a really smart idea.
Nico activated his communicator watch for Mata Hari Henningway the Diablo Gene-Slammer.
Nico: The Flaming Dinosaur Shall Bring Chaos and Fire and Pain.
Mata Hari Henningway: And the way to stop him will be through a soothing dragon
We saw Mata Hari under the table and she was camouflaged.
Mata Hari Henningway: Agent Mata Hari here Nico.
Nico: I need you to help investigate this place Mata Hari.
We got our meals and we were eating them.
Marvel Loki: Lisa, you're eating that meat?! But you're a vegetarian!
Lisa Simpson: And I still am. This hardly tastes like meat at all.
Qin got suspicious when she heard that.
Me: Hmm.
I looked at it.
Me: That looks like tofu.
Jared tasted it.
Jared: It is tofu.
Nico: Weird. How can tofu be served in an all meat restaurant?
Shanan: Very familiar.
Poromon: And there's something up with Bob too.
Johnny 13: How so?
Poromon: One time when he patted me on the back, I felt something slimy. But I thought it was sweat.
Boil Man: Mata Hari, you better find out what's going on ASAP!
Mata Hari nodded and got to work.
She searched the place and found Bob going into a room and she shrunk down and went under the door and popped up behind a box and saw Bob talking to a strange creature! It was A LIVING CUBE OF TOFU! It was NEWFU!
Newfu is an evil maniac talking tofu species with eyes and a mouth. It's also what makes up Bob, and the "food and drinks" that are sold as a front at Mega Meaty Meat.
Its only goals seem to be the invasion and destruction of other worlds. This can be deduced by The Source's comments to Beast Boy when asked why he was using the Destruct-o-tron and Mega Meaty Meat (with Bob as the face of the operation) as a front for world destruction. The Source merely replied, "It is our way." This implies that not only has Newfu destroyed countless other worlds, but that there are others of its kind, repeating this process in a never-ending cycle. Thankfully, Beast Boy is able to discover (albeit, through torture/interrogation) that Newfu's weakness is, in fact, water. With this in mind and a newly acquired B-Ped, Beast Boy is able to defeat The Source and save the world, though that particular piece of Newfu is unable to answer to his crimes, as Cyborg mistakenly eats it. The species was later seen at the end of "Homecoming" with a Bob, though it's not certain whether this was the same cube of Newfu that had terrorized Beast Boy in "Employee of the Month".
Mata Hari took a video of it from her phone.
Newfu: Soon this world will be history and then we'll rule this universe.
Bob: Yes master.
But to her shock she saw that "BOB" Was really made of TOFU as well!
Mata Hari: Oh man. You got to be kidding me.
She shrunk down and left through the door and returned to us.
RD Lana: Well, if the ones in charge are bad, might as well troll them by eating their food!
Me: Yeah.
Mata Hari came back as we were eating.
Mata Hari: I have my findings.
She revealed to us what she recorded and then to our shock and Beast Boy's horror we saw Newfu!
Nico: What in the world is that?
Beast Boy: Oh man! That's Newfu!
Robin: Newfu is behind this!? I knew it!
Poromon: Who is Newfu?
Beast Boy: One of our enemies.
He told us about him and we were shocked!
Me: Oh man! I knew something was very suspicious about this place!
Nico: Your suspicions were really spot on.
Me: But you have got to be kidding me. He's a living cube of tofu.
Shanan: I didn't expect it to be one of them. That's a Glycinexian from the planet Glycine Prime and they are a race of malevolent tofu aliens that plan to destroy all planets in the universe just for fun after killing all their cows.
We gasped!
Qin: Not good!
Cluemaster: The evidence is coming together. That explains why Lisa likes this food. Because it's not real meat.
Me: It's made of tofu.
Apu: Perfect for vegetarians like me.
Jared: And me.
Laurie (Total Drama): And me dudes.
Me: And why so many cows were missing over the last few days.
Bradford Buzzard: It also explains why Bob felt slimy to Poromon.
Me: Yuck. I did not expect Bob to be made of tofu as well.
Lola: No kidding.
Me: Robin how did you guys defeat this guy before?
Robin: Well it wasn't easy.
He told us how they defeated Newfu.
A UFO comes to a farm and attempts to snatch a cow when suddenly the Teen Titans burst out of their disguises and try to take it down. The UFO gets as far as the city center, where it mysteriously vanishes, leaving the Titans with no clue about its intentions. In addition, a new fast food joint named Mega Meaty Meat has opened up in the neighborhood, which does not suit Beast Boy at all because of his vegetarian disposition.
Besides, Beast Boy has to deal with a much more urgent problem: Since he has to rely solely on his own muscle power during high-speed pursuits (just like he had to in the UFO chase), he tires rapidly, so he wants to get motorized. His special object of desire is a moped, a Tidwell 3000, which he would like to adopt as the B-Ped. However, Robin refuses to spend any funds on buying one and Cyborg could not spare time to build one, so Beast Boy follows Raven's advice to get a job and finance it by himself.
However, even the simplest jobs he tries (literally) blow up in Beast Boy's face, and in his desperation, he somehow finds his way into Mega Meaty Meat and its manager Bob, who is looking for hired help. At first abhorred by the prospect of having to handle meat products, Beast Boy is quickly swayed to stay and work in the place when Bob presents him with the prospective award for the Employee of the Month, namely Beast Boy's dream machine. The odd thing is that Beast Boy remains the only employee at the place, and Bob keeps a dark secret hidden in the back of his evermore popular restaurant...
The UFO returns shortly, and this time the Titans (sans Beast Boy) manage to bring it down. But the UFO gives them even a harder nut to crack, since its sole occupant is an Earth cow - which is used as the UFO's power supply! But before the Titans have time to think up a plausible theory, a whole horde of UFOs appears and attacks them.
Back at Mega Meaty Meat, Beast Boy is faced with a flood of hungry customers and a shortage of foodstuffs to serve them, so he goes into the back to get assistance. But once inside, he discovers that the restaurant is both a façade and the place of origin of the UFOs: an alien conqueror made of living tofu, aka The Source, and his creations, the Bobs, are trying to catch as many cows as they can to provide power for their technology and using a weapon to blow up the Earth upon completion of the operation, just out of spite. Determined not to let that happen, Beast Boy fights his way through a horde of Bobs, kidnaps the Source, and takes it back to Titans Tower to find out how to stop its insidious scheme. When the Source remains uncooperative, Beast Boy resorts to the most drastic means he can think of to make it talk - by covering it with sauce and threatening to eat it for lunch!
With the information the Source has given him on their weakness, which just turns out to be water, Beast Boy is able to single-handedly defeat the Newfu's plan, restore the cows and prevent the destruction of the Earth, by pressing a big button on the machine that shuts it down for good. But unfortunately, his shining hour goes without credit for him: the over-stressed B-Ped collapses into a scrap pile, and while explaining the rather bizarre circumstances to the others, it is discovered that Cyborg, in his ravenous appetite and to the horror of his friends, has inadvertently consumed the only key witness!
When he was done we were satisfied that Cyborg ate Newfu before.
Smithers: Does milk have to do with any of this?
Poromon: No.
Me: Hmm. Well either way he needs to be stopped.
Jared: And I'm going to eat him.
Lisa Simpson: Save him for me too.
Me: I'll cut him into pieces for you guys to eat.
Xenia: Yeah.
Jared: Thanks dad.
Poromon: Shame we have to kill Bob though.
Man Ray: He IS a friendly guy.
Swamp Witch: He won't get the Black Gates. Newfu will.
Me: We'll have Bob put into the Masters of Evil.
Qin: Good idea.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Either way we still have to stop him.
Nico: Yep. The world is in danger and we have to make sure Newfu doesn't get away with this.
Nauthilax: Newfu's weakness is water. And I have plenty of it!
Maria: Same here.
Varie: Me too.
Sailor Mercury: Me too.
Oceanus Shenron: Plenty of that with me.
Nico: Me too.
Me: Same here. We got a lot of it.
Lincoln: It's like battling the Jellians all over again. Except they are made of tofu.
Tenaya 7: And no one's being replaced.
Mysterio: Which Heartless Robots should I use for this?
Yusei: How about Hot Rods next?
Mysterio: Good choice.
Qin: Nice.
Nico: Lets get moving guys. The world is in danger.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Javier Medina of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, and he's coming to kill Maria Garcia and the other Fabled Gene-Slammers yet again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Javier Medina of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's absolutely pissed off about what happened yesterday.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Antonio Maldonado must've found out about it, and now, he's really enraged now.
Paula Chawa: (Spanish Accent) Let him get enraged, we'd already had it up to hear with those Dark Santeria-practicing fanatics for the last time. So, we're finally going to get rid of Javier Medina for good, excellent.
Me: With what you girls and Lincoln are doing by slaying every last member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, this is really pissing off Antonio Maldonado.
Nico: What these guys have done in causing this kind of horror and terror in Mexico years ago with their sacrificial rituals. They're even worse than The Church of Necrom, The Order of The Black Cross, or even The Chernabog Sisters.
Lincoln: Not exactly, Nico, unlike The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, those three groups we'd dealt with in the past were a danger to the entire world with their dark powers, and the crimes they'd committed against humanity were extremely dark, and they've made deals with the demonic forces of Hell by selling their souls in exchange for those dark powers.
Me: Yeah, The Chernabog Sisters' parents made the deal with The Devil before they were even born to give their unborn daughters the powers of Hell and The Order of The Black Cross toyed with dark Satanic forces.
Nicholette Torrington: And Damian Alaister and his fucked-up friends had sacrificed their own families in a dark Satanic Ritual in their devotion to Necrom, and after they gained their dark powers, they all went on a bloody rampage killing millions of people in their rampage.
Lincoln: Yep, so even compared to those three dark Satanic groups, The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte is not on a high-level threat like those three, but they're still just as dangerous as they kidnapped many innocent people and ritualistically murdered them in their dark rituals, and we can't forget that they tried to desecrate the bodies of the dead in Mexico's cemeteries for their dark sacrilegious rituals.
Nico: They're playing with forces they can never comprehend: messing with the bodies of the dead is bound to anger the spirits of the dead who're buried there. Alright, gang, let's go.
Lincoln: We'll make that Tofu Cube pay for his evil schemes, and once we get done with him, you're the next one to die, Javier Medina.
Paula Chawa: (Spanish Accent) This is going to be quite weird fighting an alien Tofu Cube, but since he's trying to destroy us, we got to get rid of him, and once we get done with Newfu, you better say your prayers, Javier Medina, because you deserve no salvation from God for your sins, for there is only one thing that awaits you: Eternal Damnation. And for all the stunts you all, along with Antonio Maldonado, have pulled, you've just made it even easier for us to carry out your death sentences.
Kerchak: I believe it's entrance time.
Nico: You got that right Kerchak.
We went to the kitchen.
The Source was laughing malevolently.
Then the spirits of cows and meats swirled around him and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive explosion of meat blasted through the door and then the meats popped out like popcorn into mini fiery explosions and then a phoenix cry was heard and out of the fire came us!
Qin: Now that was a meaty entrance!
Nico: You bet it was!
Newfu: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! And Beast Boy!?
Beast Boy: That's right you cube of Tofu! We're here to end you!
Jared: You better be ready because I'm going to eat you!
Bob: Sorry, Benji. But I'm afraid that the 4 of you are fired.
Live Action Sentinel: No, they aren't.
Number 7: I doubt they should be fired if the ones they work for are trying to destroy the planet.
Poromon: That's right! Because we already quit!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Now you guys are going to pay for your crimes!
Nico: All of them!
Camie: And it's going to hurt!
Newfu: We'll see about that!
I fired waves of water and drenched a couple of Bob's and they melted!
Me: Also his name is Garfield Logan! Not Benji!
Qin: Yeah get it right you slop artist!
Beast Boy: That's right! Remember it!
Nico: Yeah!
SkullMeramon, Goro, Puppetmon, Dodgeball Wizard, Spankulot, David Cain, White Lightning, Black Lance, Metalseadramon, Lythos, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt, Cyber Cat, Hot Rodney, Lady Quark, Lego Poison Ivy, Marina Dek Ray, Major Mucus, Yost Electro, and Evil Comet Woman then appeared.
Nico: SkullMeramon, Goro, Puppetmon, Dodgeball Wizard, Spankulot, David Cain, White Lightning, Black Lance, Metalseadramon, Lythos, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt, Cyber Cat, Hot Rodney, Lady Quark, Lego Poison Ivy, Marina Dek Ray, Major Mucus, Yost Electro, and Evil Comet Woman.
SkullMeramon: Boy you guys this is a crazy restaurant.
Qin: You're not kidding there.
Lola: Yeah.
Newfu: HEY! Why aren't you killing them!? Do it!
Puppetmon: We don't take orders from you! We are independent!
Nico: Yeah! They are our frenemies so back of slop pile!
Goro: Funny how it's my turn after I helped out in a rescue.
SkullMeramon: (sheepishly) Also... we actually already ate from here.
Puppetmon: Please don't get mad!
Maria: We won't. At least it doesn't cause side effects.
Me: No thank goodness. We don't want what happened with Chiro and that meat restaurant to repeat itself.
Nico: Yeah.
Dodgeball Wizard: (to Nico) We heard you rescued several girls.
Nico: Yep we sure did.
Spankulot: (Transylvanian Accent) You hit the Sailor soldier jackpot!
Me: We sure did Count. And we found out that they were from worlds that we went to many times in the past.
Xenia: Yeah. And we were shocked to find out that there was a Sailor Soldier from Pocahontas's world.
Me: And that one took place over 400 years ago.
Nico: Yeah.
?: Boy that is crazy!
A figure came out and it was MADTROPOLIS from episode 21 of Ninja Storm!
He was summoned by Zurgane to steal the ninja powers from the Power Rangers. He appeared with an army of Kelzaks and Marah and Kapri to battle Tori and Cam. They had the upper hand until Shane, Dustin, Hunter and Blake came, the Rangers morphed and did battle. He was able to best them and take their ninja powers before retreating with Marah, Kapri, and the Kelzaks.
He was then about to blow up the ball with the ninja powers, but the Crimson Ranger manages to retrieve it (as Cam gave the Ninja Rangers a power surge to let them turn into their Ranger forms). The Red Ranger tried to battle the monster, but he was quickly outmatched so he created illusions that the Rangers must overcome. They managed to overcome it, but their power surge was wearing off, and Madtropolis was still not finished. With the last of their energy, they defeated him with the Thunderstorm Cannon.
Madtropolis grew large with the Scroll of Empowerment and after Cam transferred the ball back to Ninja Ops, the Rangers summoned the Storm and Thunder Megazords to battle the monster. But without their powers, they were outmatched. Cam sent in the Power Sphere 9: Scarf to protect the Rangers, which gave them a small advantage, but it was not enough.
After defeating both Megazords with his Lightning Beam, he was about to make the finishing strike on the Rangers until Cam used the Scroll of Time to freeze everything.
With time frozen, Sensei was able to teleport the Rangers back to safety in Ninja Ops. When Cam succeeded his mission, the Scroll of Time started to lose energy, which caused the Rangers to be teleported back to the monster's view.
Luckily, the new Green Samurai Ranger appears and pilots the Samurai Star Copter to battle Madtropolis, who was taken down to the ground when the Zord drilled though it. The Green Ranger transformed the Zord into the new Samurai Star Megazord and used the new Power Sphere 10: Bee Stinger to ultimately destroy Madtropolis. After the monster was destroyed, the Green Ranger revealed himself to be none other then Cam.
Cam: Madtropolis!
Madtropolis: Been a while Green Ranger.
Me: I remember you! You were sent to destroy the rangers by stealing their powers and you saw Cam as the Green Samurai Ranger for the first time and he beat you.
Madtropolis: That's right.
Nico: That was epic!
Madtropolis: My episode was the first time the Green Samurai Ranger came to play!
William: I know. It was Cam's turn to be a Ranger.
Me: That was so cool!
Qin: Yep.
Lola: Yeah!
We got the usual battles underway.
Mizore Shirayuki, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Princess Rhonda Florence, Spike, Thetis and Driscoll VS SkullMeramon - Nico's rescue in the Breakfast Bog
SkullMeramon was first.
SkullMeramon: (To Mizore) Nico's rescue was in the Breakfast Bog. He sure rescued a lot of girls!
Mizore: He sure did and that was so awesome and cool.
Rarity: Oh it sure was darlings. And the Breakfast Bog is simply amazing too.
Sweetie Belle: Boy it sure is! We had no idea there were lots and lots of environments made of food because of Flint's Machine.
Gill Grunt: That was so awesome too.
Princess Rhonda Florence: Yeah that was so cool!
Spike: Boy it sure was. All those pancakes were really tasty too.
SkullMeramon: Boy they sure were. Lets do it!
Mizore used her Legend Items.
MIZORE'S BLUE ICE BATTLES! MIZORE'S SUBZERO FREEZE WRATH!
They fired waves of ice, jewels, water and energy and smashed him down.
Silverstream the Hippogriff, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Layla Edmuntion, Common Cold, Drillhorn, and Guyhawk VS Goro - Battling Another Wonder Almighty and Another Goro
Goro was next.
Goro: (to Silverstream) Nico and the others did good battling Another Wonder Almighty and Another Goro. (laughs) You and I should know since both of our teams were there!
Silverstream: Yeah you sure were and we all kicked some butt. We had no idea however that we were going to meet the most powerful Sailor Soldier of them all!
Fluttershy: Oh that was amazing that J.D. knows her.
Tornado Bolt: Boy it sure was! That was incredible that she is so powerful!
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja and she is amazing at what she can do.
Stealth Elf: We were all amazed by it.
Layla Edmuntion: No kidding there and that is so cool!
Common Cold: (Sneezes) Yeah it sure is!
Goro: Bless you. And yes it sure is. Lets do it!
Silverstream used her Legend Items.
SILVERSTREAM'S MORTAL KOMBAT JOURNEY! SILVERSTREAM'S HIPPOGRIFF FURY!
They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruits and energy and giant germs and smashed him down.
Yae, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Emilia Kaito, Thunderbolt (Skylanders), Anemone and Sly (Ty) VS Puppetmon - Lincoln's Rescue
Puppetmon was next.
Puppetmon: (to Yae) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Maryland. How was it?
Yae: It was really fun and they took down a bully from some of the Guardian Angels pasts, a despicable bully named Orson Matthews, he's a rotten, black-hearted, despicable bully from the past of Lincoln's three Guardian Angels whom we'll meet in the future: Crystal Solace, Dulcie Matthews, and Sophie Andrews, and that jerk has gotten off on tormenting the girls by blackmailing Crystal into doing whatever he says, making the life of his little sister, Dulcie, a nightmare, and for pulling cruel pranks on Sophie and trying to ruin her academic record. The girls eventually had enough, and they formed an awesome club called The Fearless Club, and they not only stood up to Orson and their old school's unfair system, but they also got back at that despicable prick in truly spectacular ways: with Crystal, Dulcie activated the sprinkler system which sprayed Orson and his Elite Club when they were at his house, with Dulcie, she and her dancing partner beat Orson and his partner, and due to the assault Orson committed, he was stripped of the right to compete in any international dance competition for two years, and with Sophie, thanks to the help of Crystal and Dulcie, they found out their school's principal was involved in not only turning a blind eye to Orson's constant troublemaking and bullying, but he was also helping Orson stay on top of his classes in school, and on top of that, Orson's family was also the school's biggest sponsor and it was also found out that Orson had stolen Sophie's work and copied it. In the end, the Education Ministry stepped in and their ex-principal was fired for what he's done and he was stripped of his license, and as for Orson, he was immediately expelled from school for his evil misdeeds. Orson tried to get his revenge on them, but Lincoln found out about it and he beat Orson up and he had that despicable bastard arrested and sent to juvie for his crimes.
Puppetmon: Oh man! That is crazy!
Twilight Sparkle: It was but it was amazing! We made sure that we gave that monster what for.
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah it was really fitting to give him justice.
Spyro: Yeah it was awesome and fun. We made that monster pay.
Emilia Kaito: He had it coming though.
Thunderbolt: He sure did.
Puppetmon: Good riddance there. Lets do it!
Yae activated her Legend Items.
YAE'S NINJA JOURNEY THROUGHOUT JAPAN! YAE'S MERMAID POWER!
They fired waves of energy and magic and lightning and blasted him down.
Dan Kuso, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Carlota Santiago the Arburian Pelorota Gene-slammer, Henry the Armadillo, Grier and Moosk VS The Dodgeball Wizard (Codename KND) - Meeting the Strikechomp Sisters
Dodgeball Wizard was next.
Dodgeball Wizard: (to Dan) I heard you guys met the Strikechomp Sisters. What are their names?
Dan: Their names are Amy Strikechomp, Belle Strikechomp, Cecily Strikechomp, Dakota Strikechomp, Emily Strikechomp, Freya Strikechomp, Lara Strikechomp, Mila Strikechomp, Olive Strikechomp, Sarah Strikechomp, and Willow Strikechomp and they are really cool.
Drago: Boy they sure are and they have an amazing and awesome story.
Sunset Shimmer: Boy they sure do. It's really awesome.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) This is gonna be a brutal flashback.
FLASHBACK 1
Nico: Yep. So, Amy, what memories did you and your sisters have with Lincoln? We know of what you girls did to that stupid Killjoy Huggins, and that was hilarious.
Amy Strikechomp: Oh, we have a video of one little incident where Lincoln beat down Lynn while we were at our gym.
Amy Strikechomp pulls up the video as it played on the screen, and we saw Lincoln, the Strikechomp Sisters, and the rest of his Guardian Angels working out at the huge gym they made, and Lincoln who was dressed in an orange tank top, orange gym shorts, and sneakers was lifting 900,000-lb barbells and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and they were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds.
But, their day was about to be rudely interrupted by one meat-headed, superstition-crazed, rowdy, violent-tempered, and outright obnoxious sister.
BBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPP!
Past Amy Strikechomp: What the hell was that?!
Past Emily Strikechomp: (Gasps) Oh no. Guardian Angels, we got a Code: Red, she's on the rampage again.
Past Lincoln: Lynn, oh, what's gotten into you this time?!
Suddenly, the doors burst open, and we saw Lynn, her eyes red with anger and hatred, snarling like a wild beast, and she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla again!
Past Cecily Strikechomp: You again, Lynn?! I ought to beat your brains in if you got any, and I think I will!
Past Isabella Lupa: You've had this coming for a long time, you walking gym bag!
Past Lincoln: No, girls, let me handle her.
Lincoln and the Guardian Angels stopped working out to confront Lynn, who was already acting like a monster. Suddenly, Lincoln took off his sweat-covered tank top revealing his massive and extremely muscular body and eight-pack abs, and covered in sweat, which made his Guardian Angels blush, and he spread out his massive white angel wings.
May: Oh, you are so dead again, Lynn.
Then, in the video, we saw Lynn run at Lincoln on all fours like the animal she is, but Lincoln stood ready, and as Lynn pounced on him, Lincoln grabbed her and he threw her right into an exercise mat and she crashed onto it. Lynn got up and she roared like a monster again, but Lincoln didn't care about that: he wasn't going to let that animal cause havoc again. Then, Lincoln went on the attack as he used some awesome wrestling moves on her to pin her to the ground, but Lynn got back up, and she was still violent, so Lincoln switched, and he attacked with some amazing martial arts techniques that he'd learned from his Guardian Angels and from us as well, and with one roundhouse kick, he'd knocked down Lynn, and he fired red energy blasts from his hands and white angel wings and tied Lynn up.
Past Amy Strikechomp: Lincoln, that...was...AMAZING! You used both wrestling and martial arts and really taught that wild animal a lesson.
Past Emily Strikechomp: That was really awesome, and you were really dominant out there against her, you big, handsome hunk of a muscular man.
Past Cecily Strikechomp: He wasn't going to take any bullcrap, not from his enemies, or from the five violent bitches who've tried to kill him and ruin his good name and life numerous times, and you just until Luna finds out what you tried to do to Lincoln again, Lynn!
Past Lynn roared again and tried to get out, but it was useless.
Past Lincoln: Now, now, Cecily, don't provoke her any further. We'll call Luna and tell her to grab Lynn and drag her smelly butt home.
Suddenly, Vanzilla arrived, and Luna got out, and man, was she mad at Lynn!
Past Luna: LYNN! WHERE ARE YOU AT, YOU SORE LOSER JOCK?! COME ON OUT, I'VE GOT A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES WITH YOUR NAME ON THEM, AND SOON, THEY'LL BE POUNDING YOUR FACE IN!
Suddenly, Luna saw Lynn all tied up in red energy ropes, and when she saw Lincoln and without his tank top on, she blushed upon seeing her brother. But, she was stunned when she saw what Lincoln did to Lynn.
Past Luna: Whoa, dude, did you...?
Past Lincoln: Yeah, I pummeled her, Luna, and I tied her up, so you can drag her back home by her ponytail and let Mom and Dad deal with her.
Past Luna: You got it, and you girls have your fun with your muscle man. (Grabs Lynn) Let's go, you walking gym bag, the parents are going to want to have a talk with you.
Luna grabbed Lynn by her ponytail and dragged her back to Vanzilla, and it drove off. The video ends and we all cheered wildly.
Nico: Whoa, man, Linc, you really pummeled Lynn into the ground.
Me: He sure did.
Luna: Lynn was really asking for it, plus the reason for her rampage was because she was mad that she lost another basketball game, and she got so mad, she violently attacked her teammates, and we told Lincoln about it as soon as he and the Guardian Angels got back from their gym.
Lincoln: We were horrified when Luna told us, and we went to the hospital, and we saw Margo, Paula, Polly, and their friends were in casts and lying in bed. Lynn really went too far that day, and I almost asked the Guardian Angels to join in on trashing Lynn, but I knew just how violent Lynn can really get and I wasn't going to let any of them risk their lives for me.
Amy Strikechomp: We knew it from his actions that day, and he really lived up to his reputation as the defender of his Guardian Angels, and he proved just what kind of a man he really is, and he took down Lynn with no problem at all. We were absolutely gushing like crazy at his display of bravado and courage, our hard work was really paying off greatly.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Dodgeball Wizard: Good gravy! Lynn beat her own friends up!? That dark side of hers was REALLY out of control!
Sunburn: You're telling me there! What she did showed that she had no compassion.
Dodgeball Wizard: You're not kidding! Also I heard rumors flying around that there is a new cult we'll be facing after this one. Is that true?
Sunset Shimmer: Every word of it! It's called The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.
FLASHBACK 2:
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes glowed and turned into rainbow colors, and he had a vision of what's about to happen, and who we're going to confront in the future: it was a new and dangerous cult called The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, they are an evil cult of Exif and their mission is to resurrect 2018's King Ghidorah and destroy the Earth. In the time where Haruo and his team came from in 20,000 years from now, they destroyed Ghidorah and now they want revenge on us and Haruo for ruining their plans and they want to destroy Haruo and us and bring back King Ghidorah. When we saw it, it really meant trouble.
Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln: I just had a really huge vision, guys, and Yuko, you are so not going to like it: I found out that in the future, we're going to face a new and dangerous cult called The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, they are an evil cult of Exif and their mission is to resurrect their version of King Ghidorah and destroy the Earth. In the time where you and your team came from in 20,000 years from now, we destroyed Ghidorah, and now, they want revenge on all of us for ruining their plans and they want to us and bring back King Ghidorah.
We all gasped in shock and horror, including Yuko Tani.
Yuko: My God, that's really bad. Lincoln, when can we expect them to show their faces?
Lincoln: The projected date for the war against this cult is February 8th, which means on February 7th on our big mission to help Gingka and his team destroy Dark Nebula, we got to get rid of Antonio Maldonado, and we'll be finished with The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte. But, the huge battle to destroy The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah will commence soon.
Nico: Damn, that's really a huge battle. But, your vision just prepared us for who we're going to face in the days to come, Lincoln.
Me: Yeah, and it looks like I'm not the only one who tends to get visions, you do too.
Lincoln: Yeah, both when I'm awake and when I'm dreaming, but this one: this one is serious and with universe-shaking proportions.
Eli: You got that right. So, Lincoln, when the battle against The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah begins, who's going to face each of the members?
Lincoln: I've already got this list made.
Lincoln took out a list, and it has who's going to face which member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.
February 8th: Fira Han and Nico VS Entrada
February 9th: Gaia Han and Nico VS Venthera
February 10th: Kaze Han and Nico VS Elenthra
February 11th: Valia Han and Nico VS Talinian
February 12th: Melissa Han and Nico VS Fulexia
February 13th: Eden Han and Nico VS Rudella
February 13th: Gina Han and Nico VS Gundinna
February 14th: Irina Han and Nico VS Lorexxa
February 15th: Iona Han and Nico VS Binniia
February 16th: Bianca Han and Nico VS Fexxtia
February 17th: Wendy Han and Nico VS Keckyua
February 18th: Naomi Han and Nico VS Qinkphes
February 19th: Danica Han and Nico VS Gettroa
February 20th: Lyra Han and Nico VS Reddvexa
February 21st: Abigail Hazeltucker - Elemental HERO Magma Neos and Nico VS Yunoma
February 22nd: Melanie Hazeltucker - Elemental HERO Storm Neos and Nico VS Maygina
February 23rd: Rhonda Hazeltucker - Elemental HERO Chaos Neos and Nico VS Pennhua
February 24th: Varie Volcania - Pyroclastic Elemental and Nico VS Hilliya
February 25th: Valerie Volcania - Pyroclastic Hellion and Nico VS Jesstia
February 26th: Vixen Volcania - Inferno Hellion and Nico VS Xeqfees
February 27th: Vivian Volcania - Embermaw Hellion and Nico VS Zectua
February 28th: Valencia Volcania - Volcano Hellion and Nico VS Livvura
March 1st: Fiona Guntherton - Fury and Nico VS Gintrrea
March 2nd: Saline Guntherton - Subtlety and Nico VS Hinnphes
March 3rd: Bertha Guntherton - Endurance and Nico VS Juurea
March 4th: Hailey Guntherton - Solitude and Nico VS Loollea
March 5th: Emma Guntherton - Grief and Nico VS Ccaarea
March 6th: Holly Volvenstein - Black Rock Triskelion and Nico VS Qiienna
March 7th: Esmeralda Volvenstein - Holocaust Disciple and Nico VS Volccaaea
March 8th: Lanaiya Volvenstein - Cyclonic Ravager and Nico VS Loppera
March 9th: Allie Anne Volvenstein - Waterveiled Assassin and Nico VS Vexxtrea
March 10th: Kristjana Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn - White Night Dragon and J.D. Knudson VS Buenttrada
March 11th: Sonya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn - White Night Dragon and Nico VS Jaxuana
March 12th: Laniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn - White Night Queen and Nico VS Alessnna
March 13th: Camiya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn - Snow Fairy and Nico VS VS Wenphes
March 14th: Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn - Illusion Ice Sculpture and Nico VS Kuareess
March 15th: Qiniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn - Cold Sleeper and Nico VS Nirrea
March 16th: Veronica Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn - Elemental HERO Nimbus Neos and Nico VS Oorrea
March 17th: Eleanor Collins the gene-slammer of Elemental HERO Dark Neos and Lincoln VS Balass
March 18th: Abigail Davis the Elemental HERO Flare Neos Gene-Slammer and Lincoln VS Trreasx
March 20th: Emily McKale the gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Air Neos and Lincoln VS Feeyuuas
March 21st: Penelope Waverly is the gene-slammer of Elemental HERO Grand Neos and Lincoln VS Xrealoo
March 22nd: Whitney Emmington - Gene-slammer of Elemental HERO Glow Neos and Lincoln VS Zeejua
March 23rd: Natalie Kendall the Elemental HERO Aqua Neos Gene-Slammer and Lincoln VS Iveexas
March 24th: Sophia Presley the Elemental HERO Magma Neos Gene-Slammer and Lincoln VS Uinreas
March 25th: Amber Blakely The Elemental HERO Storm Neos Gene-Slammer and Lincoln VS Potennas
March 26th: Sarah Tinsley the Elemental HERO Chaos Neos Gene-Slammer and Lincoln VS Aaaawesas
March 27th: Adriana Azathoth - Incarnation of Azathoth and Lincoln VS Leeweestra
March 28th: Arabella Yog-Sothoth - Incarnation of Yog-Sothoth and Lincoln VS Porrash
March 29th: Adrienne Nyarlathotep, The Incarnation of Nyarlathotep and Lincoln VS Feshtrea
March 30th: Callista Cthulhu - Incarnation of Cthulhu and Lincoln VS Dark Metphees
March 31st: Cadenza Cthugha - Incarnation of Cthugha and Lincoln VS Ultimate King Ghidorah
When we were done looking at the list, we were absolutely speechless.
Me: Damn, that's a lot of cult members!
Nico: (Gasps) And look, on March 31st, Cadenza and Lincoln are going to destroy Ultimate King Ghidorah once and for all! Oh man, this is going to be a really huge battle to save the Earth!
Eli: Yeah!
Lincoln: But, we'll be ready for them, however if we want to be ready for them in the future, we got to finish The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Right.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Dodgeball Wizard: Oh man! This cult sounds really dangerous!
Drago: It sure is!
Dodgeball Wizard: I'll have to alert everyone at HQ about it. Lets do it!
Dan used his Legend Items.
DAN'S BAKUGAN ADVENTURE! BAKUGAN AND BRAWLERS UNITE!
They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.
Lucy Heartfilia, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Rachelle Orinoco, Gaara, Laxus Dreyar and Alan & Ann VS Count Spankulot - Finding Herb Powell
Count Spankulot was next.
Count Spankulot: (to Lucy Heartfilia) So, you guys met Herb Powell. I hope he's okay.
Lucy Heartfilia: Oh he is much better now. We found him in a huge valley in a tent and living under that bridge. He was a homeless guy.
Starlight Glimmer: But we told him everything that happened with Springfield and everyone in it and more and that was brutal.
Cozy Glow: You're not kidding. Herb is really steamed at Springfield for everything it did.
Hex: Then again who isn't? Everyone hates that town for what it did over the years.
Rachelle Orinoco: But we got Herb back and nursed him back to good health.
Gaara: Yeah he needs to build up his strength again so we're working to help him out.
Count Spankulot: Oh that is good! I'm glad he is doing much better. Lets do it!
Lucy used her Legend Items.
LUCY HEARTFILIA'S ZODIAC JOURNEY! LUCY'S JUSTICE FOR HER MOTHER!
They fired waves of energy, bones, blood, stars, skulls, lightning and magic and smashed him down.
Lady Palutena, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Erica Loganheart, Lisa Loud, Marvel Loki and Zhalia Moon VS David Cain - Herb was living under a bridge far away from the Springfield Radioactive Crater
David Cain was next.
David Cain: (to Palutena) Herb was living under a bridge far away from the Springfield Radioactive Crater. That means he had no involvement in what that stupid town did!
Lady Palutena: No thank goodness he didn't do anything there. I'm just literally amazed he was able to survive for that long out there.
Princess Celestia: Me too. That was crazy and strange for that to happen to him.
King Solar: And all because Homer made a car that ruined him.
Solar Eclipsa: But Qin likes that car and it's great.
Amber Morning: I agree too. The Homer Car is amazing.
Spotlight: I agree there too.
Erica Loganheart: It sure is an amazing car. But the price tag is ridiculous. But now that everyone is rich we all can get one.
Lisa Loud: Indeed. And it will be a great car trend.
David Cain: It sure will. Lets do it!
Lady Palutena activated her Legend Items.
PALUTENA'S GUIDENCE! LIGHT OF PALUTENA!
They fired waves of light and smashed him down.
Princess Frosta, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Yvonne Eltala, Lola, Lexx, RD Lana and Fubuki Kakuyoko VS White Lightning - The Mascots got a job at Mega Meaty Meat
White Lightning was next.
White Lightning: (to Frosta) The Mascots got a job at Mega Meaty Meat. Did they at least get paid?
Princess Frosta: I'm not sure they were getting paid hardly at all.
Applejack: Yeah this whole restaurant was just a front for an alien invasion that was going to destroy the Earth.
Apple Bloom: Many cows went missing over the last few days and we didn't know why.
Flashwing: And now we know. They were being used in this restaurant.
Yonne Eltala: That is disgusting.
Lola: Beast Boy hated working here.
Lexx: I would too if I was a vegetarian.
White Lightning: Same here. Lets do it!
Princess Frosta used her legend items.
PRINCESS FROSTA'S ARCTIC JOURNEY! FROZEN JOURNEY OF ICE!
They fired waves of ice and earth and rock, crystal, mud, boulders and apples and smashed her down.
Jimmy, Pinkie Pie. Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Allora Faluzure, Spike the Dragon, Spyro, Slinkman and Smithers VS Black Lance (Mystic Force) - There was something mega suspicious about Mega Meaty Meat
Black Lance was next.
Black Lance: (to Jimmy) I knew there was something mega suspicious about Mega Meaty Meat. And this just proves it!
Jimmy: Yeah! J.D.'s suspicions were spot on about it.
Pinkie Pie: This was a crazy operation that was going on here.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It sure was and I can't believe all this happened.
Featherweight: Yeah no kidding there.
Sprocket: Yeah and all by a living cube of tofu!
Allora Faluzure: How freaky is that!
Spike: That is mega bizarre!
Spyro: No kidding!
Black Lance: Yeah that is wicked! Lets do it!
Jimmy activated his legend items.
JAWBREAKERS OF FURY! PAIN SHENANIGANS OF JIMMY DEVLIN!
They fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed him down.
Noah Carver, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Callie Ginger, The Smurfs, Nauthilax and Magmon VS MetalSeadramon - Newfu is a living cube of tofu!? Bizarre!
MetalSeadramon was next.
MetalSeadramon: (to Noah) Newfu is a living cube of tofu!? Bizarre!
Noah: That is really freaky! And Jared loves Tofu. He says he eats a lot of it as much as broccoli and Brussel Sprouts and Turnips.
Rainbow Dash: That is so freaky! Why would a tofu alien operate a meat restaurant?
Scootaloo: I have no idea but this is crazy!
Whirlwind: Yeah how in the world can Beast Boy stand working for a place like this?
Callie Ginger: Who can blame him though?
Papa Smurf: That is crazy though.
MetalSeadramon: Boy it sure is. Lets do it!
Noah: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! OPERATION OVERDRIVE!
He turned into the Blue Operation Overdrive Ranger!
Noah used his Legend Items.
NOAH'S RACING EXCURSION! MARIO AND RACERS CHARGE!
They fired waves of lightning, wind and lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Ebonwumon, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Mata Hari Henningway, Carmen Cortez, Hak Foo, and Kerchak VS Lythos the Rock Titan - Jared said he was gonna eat Newfu and that's what he was gonna do!
Lythos was next.
Lythos: (to Ebonwumon) Jared said he was gonna eat Newfu. And that's what he's gonna do!
Ebonwumon: (Irish Accent) Oh you better believe he will lad. When it comes to vegetables especially tofu he means business.
Princess Luna: Jared loves Tofu just as much as any kind of vegetable.
Moondust: I agree there and that is cool.
Snowdrop: Yeah it sure is.
Lythos: What kind of creature is Newfu?
Gari: Shanan said he was something called a Glycinexian from the planet Glycine Prime and they are a race of malevolent tofu aliens that plan to destroy all planets in the universe just for fun after killing all their cows.
Blackout: That is crazy!
Mata Hari Henningway: I agree there too everyone.
Carmen Cortez: Same here.
Lythos: That is really bizarre. A cube of tofu destroying everything. Lets do it!
Ebonwumon used his legend items.
EBONWUMON'S CELTIC NORTHERN CRUSADE! CRUSADE OF THE CELTIC SOVEREIGN!
They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Shazam VS Creepy Lighthouse Keeper
The Creepy Lighthouse Keeper was next.
Creepy Keeper roared.
Shazam: Bring it on.
He fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.
Natsu Hyuga VS Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt
Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt was next.
Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt: How do you feel now that you are free?
Natsu Hyuga: Much better and good.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Hanon Hōshō - Princess of the Southern Atlantic Ocean VS Cyborg Cat
Cyborg Cat was next.
Cyborg Cat: This restaurant would be perfect for all vegetarians everywhere.
Hanon: I agree there too.
She fired waves of energy and smashed Cyborg Cat down.
Nate Adams VS Hot Rodney
Hot Rodney was next.
Hot Rodney: You a fan of tofu?
Nate Adams: It's good stuff.
He fired waves of energy and smashed Hot Rodney down.
X-Squad Bangray VS Lady Quark
Lady Quark was next.
Lady Quark: Have you ever heard of Newfu's kind?
X-Squad Bangray: To be honest, no I haven't.
He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Elemental Woman VS Lego Poison Ivy
Lego Poison Ivy was next.
Lego Poison Ivy: This will be a good one.
Elemental Woman: You bet it will be!
She fired waves of fire and smashed her down.
Princess Shirahoshi VS Marina Del Ray
Marina Del Ray was next.
Marina: This will be fun.
Princess Shirahoshi: It sure will.
She fired waves of water and smashed her down.
Billy VS Major Mucus
Major Mucus was next.
Major Mucus: Bring it on soldier!
Billy picked his nose and fired snot rockets and blasted him down.
Jericho VS Yost Electro
Yost Electro was next.
Yost Electro: Boy this is one heck of a crazy restaurant.
Jericho nodded in agreement.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Crimson Comet VS Evil Comet Woman
Evil Comet Woman was next.
Evil Comet Woman: Tofu is good for you and all that right?
Crimson Comet: It sure is.
He ran and smashed her down.
Ninja Storm Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Cassidy, Celica, Good Cinder Fall, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Madtropolis
Madtropolis was next.
Madtropolis: Boy this restaurant sure looks tasty and crazy.
Me: You're telling me! I like tofu as much as anyone else but this is too much!
Varie: You're not kidding there.
Cassidy: Yeah no kidding.
Celica: But this restaurant needs to be stopped or the world is doomed.
Good Cinder Fall: And we can't let that happen there!
Eli: No kidding!
Madtropolis: No arguments there! Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a massive collection of weapons called the Destroyers of Newfu, they're a collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the anti-Newfu symbol etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged colored blades, large colored dragon heads for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handles, four large colored dragon heads and large colored gems on the bottom of the dragon heads for the pommels, and there's also blasters included with the greatswords. Once in hand, you'll get a massive power and energy increase.
I teleported back with them.
Ninja Storm Rangers: NINJA/THUNDER/SAMURAI STORM! RANGER FORM! HA!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STORM!
The Megaforce Rangers went Ninja Storm too!
Me: Lets get him!
Rangers: THUNDERSTORM CANNON!
They formed the cannon!
Me: FIRE!
We fired waves of energy and elements and a blast of energy and they all hit Madtropolis and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
He exploded!
Me: YEAH! Madtropolis you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Newfu: Think before you go any further. You destroy me and you'll be with no job!
Poromon: Better to have no job than to work with alien invaders!
Me: Especially alien tofu freaks!
Troy: Besides, they can always find another!
Tsukasa: And we'll help them!
Kamen Ride: Forever Blue!
Kamen Ride: Forever Yellow!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER RED!
Troy was Red Mighty Morphin, Noah was Red Zeo, Gia was Red Lightspeed Rescue, Jake was Red Kyuranger, Emma was Red Samurai, Orion was Red ToQger and Lillith was Dino Fury Red!
Tsukasa turned into Forever Blue and Daiki summoned clones of the Yellow Rangers from over the course of 46+ Years!
Nico: Time to kick some tofu butt!
We went at him!
We blasted the Bobs and blasted Newfu all over and smashed him all over.
Starfire, Leozack, Blackfire and Scattershot used the Tamaran and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Leozack's Jet Attack and Scattershot's acid pellet gun and Starfire and Blackfire's powers 100-fold.
Starfire and Leozack: LEO STARJET FURY!
Blackfire and G1 Scattershot: BLACK ACIDSHOT BLAST!
Light Key Heart Bonds and Dr. Light: LIGHT KEY BLAST!
Lumpy Monsters and Number 7: LUMPY MONSTER BLAST!
Fiery Ice Fury and Captain Cold: FIERY ICE STORM BLAST!
Mysterious Stardust Force and Mysterio: STARDUST FORCE BLAST!
Ill Robins and Common Cold: ILL ROBIN FORCE SHOT!
Toa of Water Battle Force and Man Ray: TOA OF WATER BLAST!
T-Rex Nature Force and Major Disaster: T-REX NATURE BLAST!
Elemental Bender Fury and Cluemaster: ELEMENTAL BENDER BLAST!
Rainbows of Lightning and Tchang Zu: LIGHTNING RAINBOW SHOT!
13 Flaming Ghost Riders and Johnny 13: 13 FLAMING GHOST FIRESTORM!
Bright Light Fury and Evil Bright Man: BRIGHT LIGHT FURY BLAST!
Cybertron Fury Force and Live Action Sentinel: CYBERTRON FURY FORCE BLAST!
Ice Island Fury And Evil Blizzard Man: ICE ISLAND FURY BLAST!
Kung Fu Chicken Fury and Tenaya 7: KUNG FU CHICKEN SHOT!
Magical Fruit Power and Crud: MAGICAL FRUIT FURY BLAST!
Saturn Swamp Magic and Swamp Witch: SATURN SWAMP MAGIC STORM!
Ice Winter Force and Evil Winter Man: ICE WINTER FORCE SHOT!
Buzzards of Fury and Bradford Buzzard: BUZZARDS OF FURY BLAST!
Jellyfish Mayhem Force and Queen Jellyfish: JELLYFISH MAYHEM FORCE!
Boil Cheetos Force And Boil Man: CHEETOS FURY BLAST!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Fluttershy, Jared, Lisa Simpson, Apu, Laurie, Miles, Beast Boy, Mascots and Nico: VEGETARIAN FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of vegetables and fruit.
Lincoln: MILK ELEMENT STYLE: REGULAR MILK!
Jessica Shannon: MILK STING STYLE: CHOCOLATE MILK!
Peni Parker: MONKEY WEB STYLE: BANANA MILK!
Entrapta: MILK LIGHTNING STYLE: STRAWBERRY MILK!
Perfuma: MILK NATURE STYLE: ALMOND MILK!
Frosta: MILK ICE STYLE: PEPPERMINT MILK!
Shantae: MILK MAGIC STYLE: CHERRY MILK!
Akko: MILK STAR STYLE: CARAMEL MILK!
Girl Jordan: MILK SUN STYLE: VANILLA MILK!
They fired elements that formed into waves of said flavors of milk.
Lincoln and his harem: MILK FINAL SMASH: MILK BLASTER!
They fired a massive milk stream at Newfu.
The blasts hit him and knocked him down.
He was defeated by our power.
Beast Boy: Remember when I threatened to eat you the first time?
Newfu: (not liking where this is going) Why do you ask?
Beast Boy: Now, it's become a promise!
Newfu: No. Get away from me. NOOO!
Beast Boy, Jared, Lisa, Apu and Laurie and Miles ate him!
Maria: You guys know we have to destroy him with the Black Gates when you're done, right?
They belched out his spirit!
We gave him the Black Gates.
Me: Good riddance.
Poromon: At least we got our pay for today.
Me: Yeah you sure did.
Qin: The food was good but the management stunk.
Lincoln: That's one strange hostile alien take down for good.
Nico: I don't think we're ever going to forget this moment. Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) He's right, there's still the matter of Carlos Mora of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte to deal with, and that religious fanatic and heretic should be arriving...right now!
?: (Spanish Accent) You and the rest of your friends, along with all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, shall be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, Maria Garcia!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Oh great, I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, don't you know when to stay away from us, Javier Medina.
A man with black hair, tanned skin, brown eyes, and dressed in black clothes came out, it was Javier Medina, the next member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
Paula Chawa: (Spanish Accent) Lincoln was right that you and the other members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte had broken out, but if you think you intend to finish what we started, then, you're just as insane as ever.
Javier Medina: You will all be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, and our deity will reward us as we bathe in your blood!
Suddenly, Paula Chawa's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, she unholstered her massive The Fabled Chawa-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Javier Medina, she left black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels with every step.
Paula Chawa: (Spanish Accent) At least, I know that you're still the same religious fanatic still devoted in the practice of Black Santeria, but now, I've just about had it up to hear with you for the last time, Javier Medina. You and The Order have caused more than enough bloody chaos for the last time, and for what you all tried to do in an attempted desecration of the bodies of the dead, that is an unforgivable sin. As the Gene-Slammer of The Fabled Chawa and member of The Order of The Fabled, I hereby sentence you to death for your bloody crimes!
Suddenly, Paula Chawa was surrounded by a massive vortex of black energy with darkness, light and dark magic, and light surrounding the vortex, there are imps, fiends, dark angels, and The Fabled Chawa flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Elisa Chawa emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Paula Chawa grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels surrounding her and her three imps, she has The Fabled Chawa emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has imp earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has The Fabled Chawa with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her red imp-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Paula Chawa has on a sleeveless open midnight black blouse, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, long midnight black skirt with jewels around the waist, black lace stockings, midnight black knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels on the coattails, and on the back is The Fabled Chawa surrounded by darkness and light and imps and on top of The Fabled Chawa is an anti-Sergio symbol. Suddenly, Paula Chawa felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with red tips on the large midnight black feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails. Paula Chawa has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Paula Chawa's massive The Fabled Chawa-themed greatsword and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into The Fabled Chawa's Darkness Light Fabled Imp Greatsword of Darkness Light Fabled Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and The Fabled Chawa etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large imp heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large imp heads with green gems and large red gem on the bottom of the imp heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of The Fabled Cerburrel's head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below The Fabled Chawa that said, "Paula Chawa, Gene-Slammer of The Fabled Chawa, Friend of Maria Garcia, Gene-Slammer of Fabled Leviathan, Member of The Fabled Gene-Slammers and Member of The Order of The Fabled, Goth Girl of Guanajuato, Mexico, Master of The Powers of Darkness and Summoner of Imps, Expert on Spooky Mexican Legends and Legendary Monsters of Spanish Legend, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Despiser of Sergio Casagrande, Destroyer of Javier Medina of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Imps, and Fallen Angels"
ポーラ・チャワ、伝説のチャワのジーン・スラマー、マリア・ガルシアの友人、伝説のリヴァイアサンのジーン・スラマー、伝説のジーン・スラマーのメンバー、伝説の騎士団のメンバー、メキシコ、グアナフアトのゴス・ガール、マスター・オブ・ザ・パワーズ闇の支配者でインプの召喚士、不気味なメキシコの伝説とスペインの伝説の伝説のモンスターの専門家、愛するガーディアン エンジェル、リンカーン ラウドの将来の妻、ダーク ロリの粉砕者、セルジオ カサグランデの軽蔑者、ヌエストラ セニョーラ デ オーダーのハビエル メディナの破壊者ラ・サンタ・ムエルテ、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、闇、インプ、堕天使のマスター
Paula Chawa has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-THE FABLED CHAWA-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS LIGHT IMP MEXICAN FABLED CHAWA ANGEL OF DIVINE DARK FABLED CHAWA IMP JUSTICE AND DIVINE FABLED CHAWA IMP LOVE!
We were amazed by Paula Chawa's Super Angel-The Fabled Chawa-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Javier Medina saw it, he went insane and he got out his sacrificial knife to stab her, but Paula Chawa fired a powerful black energy blast with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels at Javier Medina, which hit him and pushed him back and he also got burned, but this really pissed him off now.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Incredible, Paula's transformed.
Lincoln: Yeah, and she really sent Javier Medina back with that energy blast she fired and that really pissed him off now, and Paula, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Paula Chawa: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Light Fabled Chawa and Divine Darkness Light Fabled Chawa Imp Love) (Spanish Accent) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to Javier Medina once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Paula.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Paula Chawa.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done running, Javier Medina, and now, you're going to pay for the times you and The Order have tried to kill my Guardian Angels in the past.
Paula Chawa and Lincoln went after Javier Medina, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Javier Medina and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now.
Then, Paula Chawa sent her three imps and Lincoln summoned his own imps and they sent them at Javier Medina, and they claw at his face and body, and that caused him to drop his sacrificial ritual knife, which Lincoln suddenly destroyed, and he slashed out his eyes.
Nico: Nice touch with summoning imps to attack him.
Me: Lincoln did say that The Fabled Gene-Slammers can also summon imps, and he can also do the same thing after he fed on their blood, and he also slashed out his eyes.
Qin: Yeesh, now that was brutal.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Paula Chawa, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as The Fabled Chawa's Darkness Light Fabled Fallen Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's midnight black with red flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and The Fabled Chawa surrounded by imps and light etched on the sides, and a red gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Paula Chawa aimed their hand-cannon blasters at Javier Medina.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Eat energy blasts, Javier Medina!
Paula Chawa and Lincoln fired blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, and elemental forces at Javier Medina and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down. Then, as they holstered their hand-cannon blasters, Lincoln fired energy blades from a swing of his massive greatsword at Javier Medina and the blades skewered him, and Lincoln fired a blood red and black energy beam which hits Javier Medina and Lincoln sucked out his blood and life force and he was reduced to a desiccated corpse, and when his spirit appeared, Paula Chawa and Lincoln gave Javier Medina The Black Gates for good. We cheered as Paula Chawa and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Paula Chawa's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Paula Chawa: (Spanish Accent) For what you've done in practicing Black Santeria to cause death to so many innocent souls, you deserve nothing but eternal damnation. Thanks for helping me end Javier Medina for good, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Paula.
Suddenly, Paula Chawa wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Paula Chawa's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, imps, and The Fabled Chawa flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and and light shining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Paula Chawa absorbed the light and they came back to us as the display and The Fabled Chawa vanished.
Nico: Wow, guys, that was one awesome battle you fought, and with Javier Medina's death, now there are only eight members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
Paula Chawa: (Spanish Accent) Now, we're really ahead of the curve.
Lincoln: Yep, which means that the next one to take down tomorrow is Pedro Marin, which means it'll be Sierra Ganashia's turn.
Sierra Ganashia: (Spanish Accent) That's right.
Me: Those monsters have caused enough trouble and damage to too many innocent lives.
Nico: And all for the practice of Dark Santeria. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet tomorrow?
Lincoln: Good question, Nico. Hmm, oh, I have an idea, how about Gene-Slammers for Ghazt the Plasma, Grumpyre the Shadow, Reebro the Mech, Jeeode the Crystal, and Humbug the Poison.
Nicholette Torrington: Ooh, now that's an awesome idea, and there's one group who would be Gene-Slammed into those monsters, The Ghosthunters Club: Isabella Purazumagōsuto, Maria Hēibiānfú, Chihiro Hakubi, Miyuki Masaki Jurai, and Lina Jaharbag.
Lincoln: My Guardian Angels from Michigan, awesome, and you guys are going to love meeting them: they're a Goth Group dedicated to exorcising some of the nastiest ghosts out of places for fair prices and I'm one of the members as well. We've even taken some of the darkest demons and ghouls as well, and they each kissed me on the lips as well, and they hate the jerks with a passion.
Nico: Whoa, so you also got a Goth Group of Ghosthunters that are well known in Michigan, and you're in that group too. We're going to enjoy meeting them tomorrow.
Me: You got that right.
Poliwag: We're sorry, guys.
Manaphy: We should've just worked at Lynn's table.
David Cain: Actually, we don't blame you guys for looking for outside jobs.
Horsea: Really?
Me: Yeah you guys did try your hardest to find a good restaurant and we're proud of you guys.
White Lightning: We'll help you find new jobs that are much more pleasant.
Black Lance: But in the future, try not to work for scumbags.
Me: Especially aliens that are made of tofu and want to destroy everything.
MetalSeadramon: How about we celebrate by eating REAL meat?!
Lythos: And not in this restaurant!
Me: Good idea.
Jared: Just salads for the Vegans like me.
Me: We know son.
Nico: But great job today everyone.
Beast Boy: (To the Viewers) This was a great adventure and it was so fun and cool.
Me: And we saved the world.
We went to Lynn's Table and got the mascots hired into Lynn's Table and then we had a great meal and then we later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
This chapter was awesome and it was based on the Teen Titans episode Employee of The Month and that one aired on February 19th, 2005 and it was awesome and cool.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Ben 10,000, Hannah Thunderbolt Paine, Eithne, Silvermist and Pirate Fairy along with Dumbbelltron, Laughing Ghosts, Mad Giraffes, Universe 666 Zira, Evil Chili Pot and Creeper are heading to the condiment factory and we're going to rescue 10 sailor soldiers there as well as face Rocky and Mugsy and it's going to be an awesome shootout! And we're going to meet Another Amazing Siren and Another Dumbbelltron and also we're going to meet a Scizor Gene-slammer and her name is Kikyo Inuyasha and she is a powerful and deadly samurai and knows all about the art and is a master of the elements powers too.
the next match-up in this saga is Sierra Ganashia - Gene-Slammer of The Fabled Ganashia and Lincoln VS Pedro Marin
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to a really haunted house in Gotham Royal York, and the bad news: this house is possessed by a massive menagerie of violent ghosts and evil demons, and it was done at the hands of a powerful and dangerous vampire lord named Hunter Mondragon, he's one of The Ghosthunters Club's most dangerous enemies, and he swore he'd have his revenge on them for ruining his plans to take over the world and turn every last human into vampires. But, now, Lincoln's going to see to it that he dies here and now, and he's going to wind up getting turned into food for Lincoln just all of the other evil vampires, werewolves, and powerful human/otherworldly villains Lincoln's absorbed. And we're going to meet Gene-Slammers for Ghazt the Plasma, Grumpyre the Shadow, Reebro the Mech, Jeeode the Crystal, and Humbug the Poison, and they're known as The Ghosthunters Club, a famous Goth Group dedicated to exorcising some of the nasty ghosts out of places for fair prices and Lincoln is one of the members as well. They and Lincoln have even taken down some of the darkest demons and ghouls as well, and they each kissed Lincoln on the lips as well, and they hate the jerks with a passion. Their names are
Isabella Purazumagōsuto, the Ghazt the Plasma Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in English, but she's also surprisingly a passionate ghost hunter and has taken down some of the nastiest ghosts. She's also a goth and the leader of The Ghosthunters Club. Her last name, Purazumagōsuto, means Plasma Ghost in Japanese. She and Lincoln would also watch ghost hunting shows as well, along with hunting down ghosts with the club and she and the rest of the club know of Lincoln being a powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, and while at the park at night, Isabella kissed Lincoln on the lips. She's also the niece of Peter Venkman, leader and founder of The Ghostbusters, and she hates Flip with a blazing passion.
Maria Hēibiānfú, the Grumpyre the Shadow Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Spanish, but she's also a beautiful goth that loves bats, in fact, she has two bats named Bruce and Selena. Her last name, Hēibiānfú, means Dark Bat in Chinese. She and Lincoln would also take down some of the most dangerous vampires and powerful vampire lords, and she, along with the rest of the club know of Lincoln being a powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg hybrid. Maria kissed Lincoln on the lips, and also, to show her thanks to him for making her a beautiful black hairband. She's also the cousin of Joey Wheeler, and she hates Icky Vicky with a blazing passion.
Chihiro Hakubi, the Reebro the Mech Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Science, but she's also one of the smartest of Lincoln's Guardian Angels. She and Lincoln worked together to tackle even the most difficult Algebra problems, and this one time, they even built Duel Skateboards that can instantly connect to the Duel Disks, and she, like the rest of the club know of Lincoln being a powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid. After testing the Duel Skateboards, Chihiro showed a thank you to Lincoln by kissing him on the lips. She's also the twin sister of Ryoko Hakubi and she hates Billy McLean with a passion.
Miyuki Masaki Jurai, the Jeeode the Crystal Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Math, but she also loves crystals. She and Lincoln would go and explore caves and they even found some of the most beautiful crystals ever found, and she, like the rest of The Ghosthunters Club, knows of Lincoln being a powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid. She also makes clothing with crystal designs, and this one time, Lincoln made Miyuki a beautiful pink bikini with pink diamonds on it. To show thanks, Miyuki kissed lincoln on the lips. She's also the twin sister of Ayeka Masaki Jurai, and she hates The Wet Bandits with a burning passion.
And Lina Jaharbag the Humbug the Poison Gene-Slammer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from India and classmate in Science, but she's also a bounty hunter. She and Lincoln have managed to capture even the most elusive bank robbers. They even worked to together to track down even criminals that once tried to rob a charity drive, and she, like the rest of The Ghosthunters Club, knows of Lincoln being a powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid. Her last name, Jaharbag, means Poison Bug in Hindi. Lina made Lincoln a beautiful orange armband, and to show thanks, Lincoln kissed Lina on the lips. There's a reason why she's a bounty hunter, she learned her bounty hunting skills from her twin sister, Nagi, and she hates Lewis Travolta with a burning passion.
Time for a battle to liberate a kingdom as we head to the Hoenn Region and we're going to battle Colonel Hansen and his minions and make him pay for his crimes.
See you next time.
