GET READY TO LAUGH YOUR SOCKS OFF
Walking through the streets of the Neutronic City sector of the city was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Xigbar, Toar, Boston Dangler, Diablo, Moltor and Kannon along with Erza Scarlett, Botan, Denise Wellington, Nuria, Taelia the Snow Faerie And Kari the Negg Faerie and we were there for an awesome and fun rescue. But we also got word that our old enemy that we faced years ago, the Legion Ex Machina was back and also we are going to have them recruited into the M.O.E.
Me: Been a while since we were in Neutronic City.
Xenia: Wow it sure has been a long time. And this is a first time for many of us.
Nico: Yep it sure is. Looks like the city is doing well.
Me: It sure is.
Erza Scarlett: This is amazing that the city is doing great.
Camie: It sure is. This is amazing that it's this advanced.
Lola: It sure is.
Nico: Erza, I want to thank you, Xigbar, and your teams for coming.
Erza: No problem Nico. It'll be awesome to get some action in.
Xigbar: It sure will be awesome and recruiting the Legion Ex Machina into the M.O.E. Is a great idea.
Nico: It sure is.
Varie: I'll say.
Me: The Legion is gonna be in for a surprise when they see how big our numbers have grown.
Nico: But you're still a good friend to Yusuke.
Me: Yeah you sure are.
Botan: Thank you everyone.
Xenia: Yeah. But yesterday's mission was awesome.
Me: It sure was.
May: Colonel Hansen is now on ice forever.
Nico: Misty was also reunited with Togetic.
Qin: She sure was.
Lola: I think it's awesome she is reunited with Togetic.
Me: Yep it sure is.
Fluttershy: And it's so amazing that Misty knew Togepi as an Egg back then.
Nico: It sure is.
Erza: That is so awesome. I'm glad Misty found it.
Me: Well more like it found her.
Nico: It must've hurt Misty to part with Togetic before.
Me: Ash told me it did hurt her.
Qin: Yeah poor Misty.
Nico: That must've been really hard for her.
Camie: Yeah no kidding.
Lola: That is sad.
May: Yeah. Poor Misty. But she is glad to have Togetic back.
Varie: She sure is.
Maria: I would feel sad if I were forced to leave Horsea.
May: Me too with Manaphy.
Nico: Same here with Poromon and Poliwag.
Me: Yeah I don't blame you guys.
Nico: Yeah.
Camie: That would be rough.
Lola: It sure would.
Erza: That would be a sad thing.
Xigbar: It sure would.
Nico: They should be around here somewhere.
Me: They may not have energy signals but I can definitely find them with my data vision.
Camie: Good idea.
Nico: Yeah.
Lola: This is gonna be fun though.
Me: Yep. Wait look.
We saw 5 bald men in lab coats and had fancy equipment on.
Maria: There they are!
Me: Just like last time.
I analyzed them and it showed that they were rebuilt and reprogrammed to serve the Masters of Evil.
Me: Wow the Masters of Evil rebuilt them and reprogrammed them.
Camie: Wow!
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Eli: Didn't we face them before?
Me: We sure did. But many of us weren't with the team back then.
I went over what happened in chapter 843.
FLASHBACK - CHAPTER 843.
At the Gotham Royal York Mall, everyone was running for their lives in fear. The mall was under siege by the evil Terrorist Organization called the Ten Rings.
While Tony Stark is in Afghanistan to demonstrate Stark Industries' new Jericho missile, a group of terrorists attack the convoy he is on, killing everyone but Stark. He is kidnapped by the terrorists (led by Raza), who introduce themselves as the Ten Rings. They demand that Stark build a Jericho missile for them. He refuses, so they begin to torture Stark.
Hours later, the terrorists show off a huge stockpile of weapons - all made by Stark Industries. Tony appears to relent and start building the missile, but has other plans. With the help of fellow captive Yinsen, Tony constructs a tiny device called an Arc Reactor - a new type of power generator - streamlined from a much bigger design used in one of his companies factory. The power output is enough to run Stark's heart for fifty lifetimes... or something much bigger for about fifiteen minutes.
Tony designs a way out for himself and Yinsen - a powered weapon suit that he will wear and use to defeat the terrorists. Midway through construction, the apparent head of the Ten Rings, a man named Raza, arrives and attempts to torture Yinsen, angry because he thinks Stark is not working on the Jericho as they wanted. Raza gives them one more day to finish.
Working overnight, Yinsen straps Tony into the completed armored suit, telling him the way out of the cave. They set off a bomb inside the cell as a distraction for the guards as Tony powers up his suit. Yinsen realizes that they will not have enough time. He grabs a gun and runs off to distract the surviving guards.
Tony, fully powered, muscles his way through the cave. The guards try to stop but his suit easily deflects their weapon fire. Halfway out, Stark finds Yinsen, mortally wounded. Tony tearfully thanks Yinsen for saving him, and Yinsen encourages Tony to not waste his life as he dies. Tony turns his suit on the terrorists, igniting flame-throwers. He destroys their stockpile of weapons and uses a rudimentary jet-pack to blast away from the captive zone. The armor is ruined as he crash-lands into a sand dune, but he escapes alive.
Months later, Tony learns that the Ten Rings is using weapons created by Stark Industries to terrorize the Middle East, and that Obadiah Stane was dealing them weapons behind Stark's back. Stark dons his Iron Man suit for the first time and flies to the Middle East. Within seconds, he defeats the terrorists the armors superior targeting allows him to kill a group using civilians as human shields without harming the hostages and destroys the weapons they had obtained. The leader of the group tries in one of the buildings to hide only to find a red and gold arm smash through the wall and yank him back out into the street Iron Man then hands him over to the villagers saying "He's all yours." before taking off.
Not long after this, the Ten Rings are visited by none other than Obadiah. It is revealed that Stane paid the Ten Rings members to kill Stark, but they realized who Stark was and demanded a much higher price. After killing Raza, Obadiah takes the remnants of the Mark 1 armor they have gathered.
In a deleted scene from Iron Man 2, an unnamed Ten Rings agent gives Ivan Vanko a pass to enter the Prix de Monaco so that he can kill Stark, though this failed.
In Iron Man 3, Aldrich Killian uses the Ten Rings name, and hires drunken British actor Trevor Slattery to use The Mandarin persona to mask his failed Extremis experiments as purposeful attacks on the military.
After Aldrich Killian dies, and Trevor Slattery is placed in Seagate Prison, an undercover Ten Rings agent, Jackson Norriss, breaks Slattery out of prison, and informs him that the real Mandarin wants to meet him after Trevor made a mockery of his beliefs.
As Darren Cross was holding an auction for his Yellowjacket suit at the Pym Technologies headquarters, a buyer working for both HYDRA and the Ten Rings was seen attempting to buy it. As Ant-Man entered the room, a fight had ensued with the buyer being knocked out and later killed when the building imploded.
The Ten Rings had hostages in the mall and it was wired to blow with 8,000 pounds of C4 explosives.
Nico was outside the mall and with him and the Transformers were the Operation Overdrive Power Rangers
Nico: (to the Overdrive Rangers) You picked a perfect time to meet us. We really need help getting these hostages out. And J.D. and the others won't get here in time.
Mack: What's the plan?
Nico: (to Will Aston) Will, you and Soundwave will keep a lookout for any of the terrorists trying to ambush us.
Will Aston: Got it, Nico.
Soundwave: Affirmative.
Nico: (to Rose Ortiz) Rose, you and Mirage use your invisibility to take care of the guards.
Rose: Right!
Mirage: It would be our pleasure.
Nico: (to Ronny) Ronny, you get the hostages out. Trailbreaker, use your force field to shield Ronny from any gunfire.
Ronny: (smirks) Speed's my middle name.
Trailbreaker: I'll make sure my force field doesn't drop.
Nico: Dax, you and Laserbeak take out the snipers on the upper floor.
Dax: (Laserbeak nods) You can count on me!
Nico: Tyzonn, you, William, and Maria deactivate the bombs that the terrorists placed around the mall.
Tyzonn: I won't let you down.
Maria: (salutes) Aye aye!
William: I'm glad my uncle taught me how to defuse bombs. I even deactivated some when we were fighting X.A.N.A.
Nico: After you guys do your parts, me and Mack will bust in and kill the terrorists that are left.
Frenzy: It's good to have the old Nico back.
Rumble: Any Nico's better then the mopey and depressed Nico we've had to deal with for the last few days.
Lasher: Weren't these guys in cahoots with Iron Mongor before?
Nico: Yes they were. They also captured Tony Stark to try and get him to build a bomb powerful enough to destroy the United States.
Agony: That's horrible.
Nico: It is. Lets go.
They put their plan into action and they got the hostages out, killed the snipers, defused the bombs and they also arrested some of them after tying them up.
Iron Man then busted in!
Iron Man: (to the terrorists) Hi there. Remember me? (fires repulsors)
He blasted some of the terrorists.
They blasted and killed all the rest of the terrorists and they arrested them as well. We then busted in with a massive fiery explosion and a phoenix cry was heard and we saw that Nico and everyone had everything under control.
Me: Whoa! You had everything under control Nico.
Nico: We sure did.
Laney: Thank goodness.
We saw the Operation Overdrive rangers.
Me: No way! The Operation Overdrive Power Rangers.
Mack: It's an honor to meet you J.D.
Rose: Same here.
Me: You guys are so awesome how you burned rubber against Moltor and Flurious.
Maria: That was so cool.
Me: It sure was.
I went over Moltor and Flurious's history.
Moltor.
When they were once humans, Moltor and his brother, Flurious, tried to obtain the Corona Aurora, but he was transformed into a fiery, dragon-like being. He was then imprisoned in a distant planet, only to be freed when Andrew Hartford discovered the Corona Aurora. Moltor set out to obtain the jewels of the Corona Aurora, before Flurious could, whom he held a grudge against. He attacked Andrew Hartford to try and get the crown, setting off a volcano after getting what he thought was the crown. It was actually a clever fake, but Moltor captured Andrew and the real crown and tried to make the explorer help him get the jewels. However the rangers arrived and saved Andrew, destroying a monster Moltor sent against them. Flurious confronted the fire being, demanding the crown, and they fought, ending in a tie and agreed to be enemies.
At one point, Moltor tried to gain his brother's respect by creating a device to control weather. However Moltor lost control of it, leaving the Power Rangers to destroy it and Flurious mocked him for his failure. After this, the fire being transformed one of his Lava Lizards into a half-dragon monster named Volcan. In order to make him invincible, Moltor went after a dragon scale that the rangers were also trying to get. After a fight with the rangers, he got the scale and planned to use intense heat to completely empower Volcan. However the rangers interfered and took the scale, destroying Volcan with their new Drill Blaster Weapon.
Later Moltor received a proposal from his brother to join forces since now Kamdor and Miratrix were also looking for the Corona Aurora's jewels. Using two giant robots Moltor was constructing, he and Flurious were able to take down the Rangers and disable their Megazord.
They managed to take Mack, the Red Ranger, prisoner, but he was able to play on their hatred towards each other to make Moltor and Flurious enemies again. He managed to escape with the Megazord and with the other rangers help, destroy Moltor's robots. After this, when Miratrix and Kamdor obtained a parchment that led to the Toru diamond, one of the jewels of the Corona Aurora, Moltor sent a monster to take care of them.
They managed to bury the monster in a cave and then created monsters of their own, as well as brainwash stunt actors to become their army. Moltor engaged them with his own forces, but the rangers joined the fight and Dax brought in the Transtek Armor. The fire-being and Kamdor teamed up temporarily to fight the armor, but both lost and retreated, with the parchment falling into the ranger's hands.
So as to get the parchment back, Moltor sent Tyzonn, a good alien who he'd turned into a monster, promising to change him back if he served him, to get it back, along with the monster, Bullox. However in the struggle, the most important piece was torn off and ended up in Mack's hands. Moltor sent the two to get the piece, but Tyzonn was convinced to turn against the fire being. He told his former master he wouldn't help him anymore and eventually helped the rangers get the diamond with the rangers restoring him to normal. Later the Lava Lizards retrieved a map to Thor's hammer, Mjolnir, for Moltor from a museum in Norway, but the rangers arrived at the rainforest he met up with them in.
The fire being managed to defeat them and returned to his lair to find Norg, who had left Flurious after the ice being had gotten mad at him. The yeti gave Moltor Chiller stones to let him stay and he commanded Norg to clean his lair, before going to find Mjolnir. After the Rangers arrived, he released the Chillers against them and continued searching for the hammer. Tyzonn and Will caught up with him and Moltor released more Chillers to fight them. Tyzonn went after him and managed to get Mjolnir first, prompting the fire being to engage him and succeeded in taking the hammer. When all the rangers caught up with him and defeated his Lava Lizards, Moltor used Mjolnir to ressurect three Lava Lizards in giant size, more than twice the size of the Drivemax Ultrazord. Tyzonn managed to get the hammer from him and grow the Drivemax Ultrazord to match the Lava Lizards. After his Lizards were defeated, Moltor returned to his fortress, before kicking Norg out for the failure of the Chillers. Later, the rangers were trying to break open the rock that held the next jewel of the Corona Aurora with help from "Thor" (actually Loki in disguise).
Moltor attacked with his Lava Lizards, but the real Thor appeared and the fire being retreated. But after the rangers broke open the stone to find it contained a powerful compass, the Piedra Aztec del Compás, instead, Moltor reappeared and stole it, before teleporting away. His old friend, Blothgaar, arrived and the fire being commanded him to use the compass on the rangers. He succeeded in giving Mack excessive bad luck with the compass and Moltor brought Blothgaar to a suppository of energy to help finish the rangers. The rangers arrived to confront them with Mack bearing numerous good-luck charms from his friends, much to Moltor and Blothgaar's amusement. They didn't help at first and the fire being left while Blothgaar and some Lava Lizards fought the rangers. The rangers emerged victorious due to Mack using the good luck charms, taking the compass, but Moltor returned with an army of Lava Lizards. While Tyzonn battled his minions in the Transtek armor, the fire being fought the rangers himself, eventually retreating. Moltor helped Blothgaar into the energy suppository, growing him to giant size only for the monster to finally be destroyed.
Moltor later contacted the Fearcats and offered them invincible armor, in exchange for defeating the Power Rangers. He gave them a map to the armor, but they weren't interested and mobilized a new giant robot. After their robot failed due to being unable to handle the power, the Fearcats decided to go after the armor. Despite the rangers' interference, they equipped it to the robot, but the rangers still defeated them and took the armor, much to Moltor's disappointment and anger. Soon after this, Moltor, along with Flurious, Kamdor, Miratrix, and the Fearcats, was called to a meeting by Thrax. He proposed a temporary alliance between them all to destroy their mutual enemies, the Power Rangers. They agreed, since it would leave Earth open for them to plunder for the jewels of the Corona Aurora. Moltor and the rest of the alliance faced off against the rangers and devastated them in the battle, then combined their energies to cut off the team's link to the Morphing Grid, leaving them unable to morph. After the Sentinel Knight teleported the rangers away, Moltor and the others set off to find the crown's jewels. However the Sentinel Knight restored the powers of some previous rangers, who battled the evil alliance in place of the Overdrive Rangers. Moltor and the others talked about the fact that Thrax hadn't kept his promise to get rid of the Power Rangers and were getting suspicious of him. Finally Moltor and the rest of the evil alliance faced off against the Power Rangers in one final battle. However they proved unable to win against two ranger teams and with Thrax's destruction, were defeated by one final blast from the group, before severing their ties.
Some time after this, Molltor was working on another robot that was powered by one of Flurious' gyro generators, which he got from the Fearcats. However it didn't work and he confronted them about this, but they said they'd kept their part of the deal and told him to find another way. Moltor and the Fearcats attacked the city, luring the rangers into a trap, and successfully captured Ronny and Will, as well as the Sentinel Sword. The Fearcats got angry about taking Will, saying he could be a liability and Moltor agreed to destroy him. Will and Ronny managed to escape their bonds, but the Fearcats recaptured Ronny, who'd stayed to give Will a chance to escape. The Fearcats brought her to the energy harnessing device and Moltor plugged the Sentinel Sword into a converter that would turn the Sentinel Knight evil or destroy him. Moltor activated the device and started draining Ronny's energy, eventually gaining enough for his robot. He got in a brief fight with the Fearcats when he left to activate his robot before Ronny was completely drained. Moltor faced off against the rangers' Zords with help from a now evil Sentinel Knight and a fleet of his Lavadactyls. He managed to devastate them, even blasting the Drivemax Ultrazord into its individual zords. However the rangers struck back with their new Battlefleet zords and suddenly Moltor's robot ran out of energy, forcing him to retreat. He began draining more energy, telling the Fearcats the energy draining machine worked too slowly. However Moltor noticed Will and Norg approaching on a monitor and sent Lava Lizards to attack them.
Will managed to fight them off and infiltrate Motlor's fortress, only to be confronted by the fire being himself. They fought and Will won with use of his Drive Slammer, then freed Ronny and Moltor used what energy he'd gathered to mobilize his robot. The rangers used the Battlefleet Megazord to fight him and managed to destroy his robot, forcing Moltor and the Fearcats to retreat. Moltor later retrieved the Root of Hesper to keep it out of the hands of the Fearcats, but was confronted by Ronny and Mack. He and his Lava Lizards engaged them and Moltor was eventually defeated by the sudden arrival of Dax. The Fearcats arrived, taking the root and taunting the fire being, as well as the other villains who'd gotten other relics the cats were after, but had lost them to the aliens.
They watched as the Fearcats summoned the being, Agrios, then defeated the rangers, trashing the rangers' Zords. Moltor and the others watched Mack in the Flashpoint Megazord have a rematch with Agrios, angered that the Fearcats would make them their servants when they won. But when the Fearcats lost, Moltor contacted Flurious, saying out he would claim the gems, only for the ice being to demand that his brother join him, but he refused.
Moltor was watching the rangers as they discovered the location of the last Corona Aurora jewel and that they needed a key to get to it. However his volcano fortress began growing unstable, Flurious' doing with use of the Corona Aurora jewel in his possession.
Moltor pursued the rangers to Japan and confronted them with the monster, Magmador. They fought and the fire being almost managed to get the key, but it burrowed underground, forcing Moltor to try and find it again. Magmador used his tentacles to search for the key and brought his master to where it would appear, but the rangers arrived. Another fight ensued and the rangers destroyed Magmador but he revived in giant form and was engaged by the Sentinel Knight. While his monster fought the Sentinel Knight and Tyzonn in the Flashpoint Megazord, Moltor battled the other rangers. Magmador was destroyed, just as the key appeared, but before the fire being could get it, Will took it. After being badly weakened by an attack by Will, Moltor retreated to his crumbling lair and marshaled his Lava Lizards for a final attempt to get the jewel. Suddenly Will arrived to take the crown and the fire being and his Laca Lizards engaged him as the volcano started to erupt. Moltor was stuck down as the volcano exploded, but escaped and went to Flurious with the crown and Vella, Tyzonn's wife. At first his brother treated him kindly, but he simply froze Moltor, then shattered him to pieces.
Flurious.
Flurious's past is unknown. When he and Moltor were children, Flurious broke Moltor's little red sled, much to his brother's dismay. He is extremely argumentative, short-tempered, cantankerous, and irritable, attacking Norg at the slightest provocation. He was the first of the two brothers to openly declare hostilities, attacking Moltor for the Corona Aurora and declaring "it's every man for himself" afterwards. He is heavily disdainful, opprobrious, and vituperative for his brother (Flurious considers himself the smarter and more handsome one), laughing at his misfortunes and openly calling him to insult his intelligence. He always thinks of Moltor as incompetent, and gets easily annoyed when Moltor fails, although he fails too. One can infer from the verbal exchanges of the two siblings that Flurious is the older brother, though this was never stated onscreen.
Following his release from his prison, Flurious took over Norg's ice cave and enslaved the yeti, and has been regretful ever since. He has tried several times to make Norg either useful - such as finding the Fearcat's base and making him run away - or leave, but with no luck.
At one point, Flurious went to Moltor's base, suggesting that with Miratrix and Kamdor searching for the jewels, it was time for the two brothers to put their differences aside and work together. They did manage to beat the Megazord with the cyborg-zords Moltor built, and capture Mack in the process. Mack used their own suspicions and past issues to set them against each other, and at the end of the episode, they were fighting once more.
Flurious is one of the least active of the villains, and has had the least success as a result. He originally tended to not search for the jewels, and just wait for Moltor to find them so he could steal them. However with the Fearcats' debut, his way of thinking soon changed. He briefly attempted to work with other villains: he brought back the Fearcats as cyborgs with his gyro technology, intending for them to work for him, and teamed up with Kamdor to find the Cannon of Ki Amuk. This backfired when the Fearcats turned on him near-instantly and stole one of his robots, and Kamdor and Flurious fell out over whose fault it was. All three villains battled each other as a result, and - aside from Thrax's alliance - this was the last Flurious has tried working with others. The only exception since then came when the Fearcats were destroyed, and Flurious made a one-chance offer to Moltor to work for him; though it is unlikely that he thought his brother would actually take him up on the offer. Flurious gets his hands on the third jewel of the Corona Aurora, thanks to Norg. However, he is also very unappreciative and thoughtless towards the poor Yeti. Flurious uses his jewel to destroy Moltor's lair, then destroys Moltor by luring him to his lair and taking the Corona Aurora before freezing him solid and shattering him. Using the combined power of the blue sapphire and the crown, Flurious was able to locate the rangers' base where the remaining jewels were hidden.
In the final episode, "Crown and Punishment", Flurious gets the rest of the jewels for the crown but the Rangers attack his forces before he can put it on. He freezes the city, and the rangers freeze during mid-morph. The Rangers escape because of this, and Flurious puts on his crown, transforming into an immensely powerful form. The Rangers manage to use teamwork to fight him back but he responds by growing giant sized. The Rangers combat him with the Super Drivemax Megazord and Battlefleet Megazord but he quickly defeats the Zords, then shrinks back down to human size and he sends out a huge army of Chillers. He comments that no mere human can defeat him. Mack says he isn't human, and while the other rangers take on the Chillers Mack becomes the Red Sentinel Ranger, and he uses everything he has to defeat Flurious. After he is beaten the crown falls on the ground and he reverts to his original form. Flurious refuses to admit defeat and goes after the crown, only for Mack to stop him and use all of his powers left to finally destroy Flurious with an energy beam and save the world.
Qin: Geez! Those two are dangerous!
Lana: No kidding. I use Ice.
Lola: And I use fire but we don't complain.
Bobo: Ok, I've heard of fire and ice being opposites. But those two having a feud is ridiculous!
Me: No kidding.
Mack: Nico, we heard on the news about what Ricky Beamer said.
Nico: And I'm guessing you disagree with him?
Ronny: Of course we do! We know you would never let anything bad happen to anyone who's not a bad guy
Rose: He was just saying that because you backed him into a corner.
Will Aston: Besides, how wer you supposed to know that Qin's parents were about to be killed by the Russian mob.
Andrew Hartford: Nico, take it from someone who's made some bad mistakes in his lifetime. It's ok to make mistakes. What matters is that you learn from them.
Nico: Thanks, guys.
Crumplezone: If I knew that Ricky was gonna say all that, I would've pounded his face in!
Me: We all would Crumplezone.
We later went back to the estate.
We were watching TV and reading books. Then the alarm sounded.
Me: Uh oh.
We got a video call from General Thornton, commander of the U.S. Governments BGY Project.
Me: General Thornton. (Salutes) It's an honor to meet you sir.
General Thornton: You too J.D. We've heard so much about you and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. But I'm afraid we got some big problems.
Me: What's wrong sir?
General Thornton: The Legion Ex Machina, an organization of robots trying to destroy all of Neutronic City has somehow created their own Big Guy and it is heading over to Quark Industries.
Me: This is bad. We're on our way sir!
We headed out for Neutronic City, Maine.
NEUTRONIC CITY, MAINE
We arrived in Neutronic City and we saw a fight happening on top of the roof of Quark Tower.
Me: Looks like a huge fight is brewing.
We saw the Legion's version of the BGY-11 called the 11X fighting a little boy robot called Rusty the Boy Robot.
Me: Whoa! What a battle!
I turned on my computer eyes and it analyzed everything about the 11X. It was a true robot and was built by the Legion Ex Machina to destroy the Original Big Guy and gain access to all of the country's and Quark's classified military data and protect humankind from all threats except those from the Legion.
Me: Whoa! This version of the Big Guy is terrible! I got this guys.
I snapped my fingers and grew to the size of the 11X.
The 11X had its shoulder blaster ready to fire at Rusty.
11X: Toodle-oo tinker toy.
I tapped the 11X on the shoulder.
Me: No one hurts robots on my watch!
I punch him in the face and sent him crashing into the wall of the roof building. I grab the blaster and rip it off and threw him and he rebounded and I punched him in the face and headbutt him and knocked him down. I did a pile drive and we crashed through the roof and we were plummeting to the ground!
Me: No one disgraces the original Big Guy you cheap ripoff!
Me and 11X: CANDYGRAM!
I fired energy blasts and the 11X fired his machine guns and missiles and they were hitting both of us and exploded with incredible power and we were enveloped in fire as we were plummeting. When we landed we caused a massive explosion of fire that blew all the windows away.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
The 11X was out of ammo.
Me: Looks like you're out of ammo.
I was ready to fight him.
I got into a fight stance.
Me: Shall we dance?
11X: Lets.
We went at each other and tore each other apart. I punched his face off and kicked him in the chest and I ripped right arm out. 11X had his buzzsaw ready and he slashed me in the arm and I had blood pouring down my arm and I splashed it onto his arm and melted it off.
11X: Your power is indeed impressive J.D. Knudson. But unlike you I was programmed to destroy people like you. And I have something you don't.
Me: And what is that?
11X: One of these.
His chest opened up and out came a super powerful particle cannon!
Me: A Microfusion Particle Cannon!
I got up and he fired and I fired a powerful Kamehameha Wave and it overpowered his blast and went into the cannon and overloaded it.
11X: For the love of...
He exploded into a massive fiery pile of scrap metal.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
The 11X was completely destroyed.
Me: No one ruins the Big Guy's image.
The Real Big Guy then landed by me.
Big Guy: Thanks for that J.D. You did really well.
Me: Thanks Big Guy. It's an honor to meet you.
Rusty: It's an honor to meet you guys!
Me: You too Rusty.
I returned to my normal size and my wounds healed.
Dr. Erica Slate then came.
Dr. Slate: Thank you for saving us J.D.
Me: No problem Dr. Slate. It's a pleasure to meet you in person.
Dr. Slate: You too. Lets get the 11X to the lab for analysis.
Me: No problem.
Later we ran some analysis on the 11X and we found out some incredible things.
General Thornton: So you're saying the Legion didn't just eyeball our Big Guy to create their own?
Dr. Slate: Correct. The components of the 11X are identical to those of the original BGY.
Garth: Identical. Not counting those artificial intelligence gizmos.
Dr. Slate: Right. Their Big Guy was a true robot. Which means the Legion must've gained access to Dr. Poindexter's original plans and finally made them work.
Me: How is that possible?
Laney: No idea.
Lisa: This Legion Ex Machina is very crafty.
General Thornton: They are, and Poindexter took everything with him when he went A.W.O.L. Even we don't have those plans.
Lincoln: These guys sound really dangerous.
Lana: No kidding.
Lola: But who are these Legion guys anyway?
Dr. Slate: They are a dangerous underground organization of robots that want to destroy all of Neutronic City and rule over it with robots.
Me: Lets see what the Legion is. I can now access my database through the satellite uplinks in my device.
I looked them up.
The Legion ex Machina was invented by Dr. Roland Poindexter. His goal was to create what he perceived as the perfect artificially intelligent robots. Poindexter was successful, but that was also his downfall, and his creations soon turned against him. The Legion placed Poindexter in stasis where they had complete access to his mind. The Legion then built a secret base and began their goal to eradicate mankind.
ARG0-12
ARGO-12 was the first robot that was created by the Legion. Its purpose was to recruit any other robots to join the Legion. It terminated any of them if they refused the offer. It was powered by packs of nuclear energy that Number 6 stole from where he worked. ARGO-12 engaged in a fight with the Big Guy and was almost successful. It ran low on fuel and was given a defective nuclear pack from Rusty, which then resulted in a massive overload. ARGO-12 was then scrapped afterward.
Rebellion
Number 6 (also known as Dr. Gilder) was placed inside Quark Industries as a mole in order to gather information. He harbored bitter feelings toward the CEO, Quark Donovan, for destroying his inventions. Gilder eventually lost his patience and shifted his focus towards killing Donovan. His first attempt was to hack a robot but it was stopped by the Big Guy. He then hacked into Rusty and controlled the boy as an assassin. Dr. Gilder was then stopped when one of Quark's scientists, Dr. Erika Slate, discovered what he was doing. Dr. Gilder chased her to a grinder, lost his skin in the process, and revealed that he was a robot. then fell into the grinder after Big Guy shot him. The Legion took no pity in the demise of Number 6.
ARGO-12000
ARGO-12000 was the Legion's second robot creation. It was a 400ft version of ARGO-12. ARGO-12000 was sent to steal a Micro-Fusion generator that could be used to build more robots like it. The body parts of ARGO-12000 were transported through an underground rail station. The remaining piece, the left hand, was salvaged before construction was complete, but that didn't stop the robot from stealing the micro-fusion generator which was successful. ARGO-12000 headed towards the nearest ocean, but was shot by a beam from its missing hand. It collapsed and went permanently offline. The generator was then recovered.
Stealing Rusty's Brain
The Legion built a machine to steal Rusty's mind. It damaged a dam to draw attention. While it was attacked by the Big Guy, a mechanical orb was released from the backside. The sphere attached to Rusty's head and absorbed his brain waves, which then caused his entire body to go offline. The Legion used the acquired data to access his Rusty's thoughts. Rusty managed to escape their computer network and entered the Internet. Number 4 then chased Rusty throughout the Internet. The pursuit ended at Quark's Digital Archives. Big Guy appeared and intervened: he shot Number 4 into a stream of data. The Legion then spent time and repaired Number 4.
Project NOVA
In order to finish their latest creation, the Legion needed specialized fuel. Their only source was a power plant that manufactured neutrinos. They sent a machine to steal a new kind of neutrinos: anti-tronic neutrinos. As it began to drain the entire supply, it was interrupted by the Big Guy. Rusty then attempted to download data from the machine's archives. Number 4 attempted to use his own strength to counteract Rusty. Both sides then engaged in a mental tug-of-war. The connection ended after Rusty and Number 4 were overwhelmed. Later, it was revealed that their personalities were swapped. Rusty started to build Project NOVA and released it. Rusty went after NOVA and so did Number 4. When they reached the scene, Rusty and Number 4 engaged in another mental tug-of-war. That time, there was a swap between their identities. Rusty took full control of Number 4's body. He then short-circuited NOVA and deactivated his original body. The brain of Number 4 was then acquired by Quark.
Confronting Big Guy
Sometime later, the Legion sent Number 5 to acquire a robot from the Chopshoppers. Number 5 was greeted by the Big Guy upon his arrival. A fight took place where Number 5 had his cybernetic modification as an advantage. His skin was destroyed after he revealed himself as a robot, but he still had the upper hand in the battle. Big Guy used his own body to smash Number 5 into the ground. Number 5 malfunctioned from the impact and was then shot into a tank of cryogenic ice. His existence came to an end when Rusty shattered his frozen body.
Missing Colleague
Quark still had the brain of Number 4, and Donovan's nephew, Pierre, stole it for his science project. He then placed the brain inside a toy robot. Once activated, the toy robot escaped. Unaware of the Legion, Pierre had no idea about the possible consequences. Meanwhile, the Legion made plans to eliminate Number 4 because he became incompetent. As revenge for their betrayal, Number 4 attempted to destroy the entire city. He failed when his auto-safety mechanism was activated by the Big Guy and destroyed his head.
Sabotaged Rusties
The remaining three members of the Legion acquired a household version of Rusty from Quark industries. Using their advanced technology, they redesigned the circuitry. Then they connected the robot into a machine and used it to control every other household version. Their first part of their mission was to replace their own batteries with nuclear packs. The next phase was to shoot green beams at New Tronic City, that would annihilate the inhabitants and allow the Legion the opportunity to build a utopia for robots. They were almost successful, but a bomb destroyed all of the Rusties.
Fake Big Guy
Frustrated by their constant defeats, the Legion built an exact duplicate of the Big Guy. They dubbed it the BGY-11X. The Legion trapped the real Big Guy in a remote desert. During the BGY-11X's time at Quark Industries, the Legion learned the truth: the Big Guy was piloted by a human: Lt. Dwayne Hunter. Despite the efforts of the BGY-11X to act like its counterpart, Rusty became suspicious and found out. The real Big Guy returned after his body and pilot were found. Both the original and the clone then engaged in a brutal fight. The Big Guy won by shooting his arm into the cannon of his opponent.
Abduction
The victory was short lived, however. The Legion then dispatched a clone of the pilot, Lt. Dwayne Hunter. It shot Hunter and sent him directly to the Legion's Headquarters.
Revelation
Upon Hunter's arrival, the Legion introduced themselves. The Legion revealed their creator who was also their prisoner. Poindexter's mind was a source of data. According the Legion, they felt no human emotions and therefore overthrew their creator. Their lack of human emotions led the Legion to believe that mankind was inferior. They felt that Hunter was less inferior, but was more problematic. Then Hunter was placed into stasis.
Downfall
The Legion's Headquarters were soon discovered when Quark found some old schematics. Rusty then promptly flew to the location, saved Hunter, and his presence alerted the Legion. The Legion then engaged in a climatic battle with their enemies. Number 1 equipped himself with blasters; Number 2 utilized his exoskeleton; and Number 3 took control of a giant robot. Poindexter was freed from his prison when the battle started. Poindexter and Rusty were intervened by Number 2. Number 2 then tried to kill Poindexter, but was pulled into a nearby fan which shredded his entire body. Meanwhile, Big Guy and Number 3 were in a fierce fight and were evenly matched. However, Big Guy found a way to defeat his opponent: he pushed Number 3 into a pool of blue acid that melted him. Afterward, Poindexter took cover while Big Guy and Rusty fought Number 1. Number 1 trapped Big Guy and Rusty in a force field and Big Guy lost his left arm in the process. Poindexter then used it to hit a machine which catapulted Number 1 directly into the force field. After Number 1's destruction, the field deactivated. A video message then suddenly appeared and the complex started to self destruct. Big Guy. Rusty, and Poindexter then escaped. During a later conversation, the members of Quark Industries attempt to reassure Poindexter by saying that they had destroyed all six members of the Legion, but Poindexter was struck with a sudden fear as he told them that he had created seven members.
Members
Number 1
The first member who was created and was the last one destroyed. As the leader, Number 1 was in charge of production and tactics. The other members fully respected him. Despite the loyalty, Number 1 took no pity in the death of his own colleagues. Occasionally, he displayed an ironic sense of humor.
Number 2
Number 2's exoskeleton was entirely different from his colleagues. He was first who was destroyed in the Legion's downfall.
Number 3
Number 3 was emotionless and spoke in a flat tone of voice. His eyes were never revealed. He and Number 2 usually agreed about the same matter. Despite his personality, Number 3 was capable of expressing anger. Number 3 was destroyed before Number 1 in the Legion's downfall.
Number 4
Number 4 was the only one who swapped personalities with someone else. He was captured by Big Guy and Rusty.
Number 5
Number 5 was equipped with a visor that shot red lasers. Number 5 was the first member who fought the Big Guy. Despite his smaller size, Number 5 was a formidable combatant. Despite his abilities, Number 5 was the most successful member who severely damaged Big Guy.
Number 6
Number 6 was also known as Dr. Gilder. He was only one with human emotions. Also, he was the only one without cybernetic parts. Number 6's outer appearance was different from his colleagues. He built robots for Quark Industries, but was actually a mole. He was the Legion's first member who was destroyed.
We were shocked!
Qin: I can't believe they are that dangerous!
Dr. Slate: But this data you have on them is amazing.
Me: It is fascinating.
General Thornton: How did you get this data?
Me: The most important rule we have General is Know Thy Enemy. When we face a bad guy, we have understand how they work, think, feel and operate and find out what their motives are. Wait. The satellites are picking up an audio transmission.
General Thornton: Lets hear it.
I put the transmission on.
Number 1: You're late Number 6.
Number 6: You must appreciate how difficult it is to get here on such short notice Number 1.
Big Guy: That's Dr. Gilder's voice.
Dr. Slate: So Dr. Gilder is in allegiance with the Legion.
Number 1: Perhaps a trial if Quark Security hadn't been increased due to a certain incident.
Number 3: The Legion has gone to great lengths to position you in Quark Industries, Dr. Gilder.
Number 2: It concerns us to see this vendetta of yours jeopardizing that position.
Number 6: But Donovan's destroying my robots! Our robots! There's nothing left of KX-5 but his head!
Number 4: Donovan is insignificant! You are our mole. Our information gatherer.
Number 5: Not an assassin. You must learn to control your emotions Number 6.
Number 6: I understand.
The transmission ended.
Me: That was intense.
Lola: But they all sounded like Lex Luthor was when we killed him.
Me: We didn't kill Luthor. His disease did that on the way to his prison. But the satellites did pick up where the transmission was coming from and we can now take the fight to the Legion Ex Machina and destroy them all.
Dr. Slate: I know you all can do it.
Me: Lets show those tin cans what happens when Humans and Robots work together.
Dr. Slate: I'm coming with you all.
Me: Are you sure Dr. Slate? This is gonna be incredibly dangerous.
Dr. Slate: I'm positive. I've been ready for helping you all ever since you all emerged.
Rusty: This is gonna be cool Dr. Slate!
Big Guy: We're gonna be ready for them.
Me: Awesome! The satellites picked up the Radio Transmission from an abandoned hydrogen power plant located 90 miles northeast from here.
Dr. Slate: Then that must be where we need to go.
Me: Lets do it.
Lincoln: Lets get them!
We went after the Legion Ex Machina.
We were heading to their hideout. We arrived at the Power Plant.
Me: Target sighted.
Horsea: Maria, where can I hide while you guys are fighting?
Maria: You can hide in my backpack till the fight's over Horsea.
Horsea: Okay.
She did so.
Inside the base, the Legion was working.
Number 5: Progress Number 2.
Number 2: Nearing completion.
Then a massive fiery explosion blasted a hole through the ceiling and a phoenix cry was heard.
We landed in the hideout and it was loaded with all kinds of machines and equipment.
The Legion saw us. We saw that they were bald guys with fancy devices on and wearing lab gear.
Number 1: Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: So you guys are the Legion Ex Machina.
Number 1: Indeed.
Number 2: How nice of you to pay us a visit.
Nico: You guys all almost look the same.
Me: Not 100%. But right up there.
I looked at them with my data eyes and the data I got on them was amazing.
Me: Whoa! The data on all of you is amazing! You all were built by Dr. Roland Poindexter.
Dr. Slate: Dr. Poindexter built you all?
Number 1: That's right. We are his masterworks.
Number 2: His final creation.
Number 3: A bone for his wounded soul.
Number 1: After the failure of the BGY 11. But our artificial intelligence was so advanced, it overpowered our human emotion grids.
Number 2: Thus with no hard feelings, we overthrew our creator. Confirming the superiority of machine over man.
Number 1: Survival of the fittest.
Me: More like an act of cowardice. So that's how you got ahold of the original plans for the Big Guy. You accessed his brain somehow.
Number 4: Indeed.
Number 5: Say hello to our creator.
They showed a tank and inside it was Dr. Roland Poindexter. He was in a state of suspended animation in a tank full of some kind of water and he was hooked up to all kinds of machines.
Dr. Slate: Poindexter.
Me: You killed him!
Number 1: No. The good doctor is very much alive.
Number 2: Fused with our technology. If he were conscious, we are certain he would appreciate the irony.
Lisa: Ingenious! You all tapped into his grey matter in his neurological network.
Me: Very interesting.
Private: They're identical! What're we looking for?
Skipper: The look of unsustained pure evil!
Number 4: I've got news for you, penguin. We all want to see you heroes get what's coming to you.
Me: And now we've come to stop you once and for all! Lets take them down!
We went at them. We split up into 6 groups and went at them.
Group 1: Nico, Lori Loud, Hay Lin, Vida Rocca, Rose Ortiz, Girl Jordan, Depth Charge (Beast Wars), Luna Loud, Irma, May and Abby Martin VS Number 6
Group 1 was facing Number 6 A.K.A. Dr. Gilder.
Nico punched him in the face and he crashed into the wall. Number 6 then ripped off his clothes and artificial skin and they saw that he was a robot far more advanced than what we faced when we faced H.A.R.D.A.C.
Nico: Whoa! He's far more advanced than anything we've ever seen.
Girl Jordan: He sure is much different than the robots we heard about from when we faced H.A.R.D.A.C.
Luna: No kidding dude.
Number 6: You all are stupid fucked up humans!
Nico: Same to you freak! You are an overzealous walking tin can!
Hay Lin: Time for you to be blown by the storm!
Hay lin fired a massive blast of wind and blew him around in a powerful tornado and she threw him into the wall!
Rose Ortiz turned invisible and punched Number 6 in the face and sent him crashing into the wall.
Depth Charge (Beast Wars): Time for you to face the Manta Ray. Depth Charge, MAXIMIZE!
Depth Charge transformed and he fired powerful missiles at Number 6 and they hit him and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
The explosion blew him in half and Girl Jordan, Luna, Irma, May and Abby fired a powerful blast of water and it soaked him and shorted him out and he was sputtering.
Nico: Number 6, you have failed this world!
Number 6 exploded and he was reduced to scrap metal.
KABOOOM!
Lori: That is literally it for him.
Irma: You said it Lori. He gives all robots everywhere a really bad name.
Depth Charge: I agree with you there Irma.
Group 2: Lola, Taranee, Mack Hartford, Nick Russel, Darcy, Lori Jimenez, Volcana, Sam S.L., Leni Loud, And Michael Munroe VS Number 5
Lola fired a powerful blast of fire at Number 5 and it hit him and exploded. It burned his jacket and his jacket had a hole in his back revealing his robot back.
Lola: That is gross!
Michael Munroe: No kidding. Lets burn this creep!
Lori J.: Lets!
Lola, Taranee, Lori J., Sam S.L. and Michael fired a massive blast of fire and it hit Number 5 and burned him all over. His burned clothes and artificial skin fell off and he was now in his robot form.
Taranee: Wow! So this is what you look like.
Lola: Incredible!
Darcy: Amazing! I may be a cyborg but even I know how to respect the laws of robotics.
Lori J.: Me too.
Volcana: This is insane. I can't believe Dr. Poindexter built all of you.
Lola: Lets melt him!
They fired a massive blast of fire and lightning and destroyed him.
Group 3: Luan, Winx Club Stella, Chip Torn, Ronny Robinson, Eddy, Boone Dixon, Lizzy Morris, Lana Loud, Bloom, Lincoln, Will Vandom, Earth, and Shrapnel VS Number 4
Luan fired a powerful blast of light and burned his face off. They saw his robot face.
Lana: Whoa! He sure is a cool robot!
Lincoln: He sure is far more advanced than what Lisa builds.
Stella (Winx): No kidding.
Ronny Robinson: It's a cool robot though.
Lizzy: I would not want to have him for a science fair project.
Eddy: None of us would.
Luan: He sure lacks SCIENTIFIC ROBOTICS (Laughs) Get it?
Bloom: Love the jokes Luan but now is not the time.
Ronny Robinson used her super speed and punched Number 4 all over the place.
Lincoln: Time to electrocute this robot to death!
Lincoln, Will Vandom, Shrapnel and Boone Dixon fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted Number 4 and he exploded.
KABOOOMMM!
Chip Torn: That's it for him.
Lana: Yep.
Group 4: Carol, Lynn, Cornelia, Will Aston, Xander Bly, Jillian Gerard, Beast Wars Inferno, Pan and Qin VS Number 3.
Number 3 was facing Group 4 and he was in a huge robot suit!
Carol fired Godzilla's Atomic Ray and it hit the suit and completely destroyed it.
Jillian Gerard fired a glob of lava and burned his skin off and revealed his robot form.
Carol: Whoa! What an awesome robot.
Lynn: Lisa would love a robot like this.
Xander: (Australian Accent) He sure would Sheila.
Pan: Lets blast this clod into nothing.
Inferno (Beast Wars): Lets do it for the boss! Inferno, TERRORIZE!
He transformed.
They all blasted him and destroyed him.
Group 5: Brittney Knudson, Brittney Crosby, Roxy (Winx Club), Daggeron, Tyzonn, Lucy Loud, Lucy Dark, Wolfang (Beast Wars) and Oceanus Shenron VS Number 2.
Group five was facing Number 2. He was an interesting robot with long telescoping arms.
Brittney K.: Lets see how you like this!
Brittney fired a powerful blast of dark energy and blew him in half.
It was a powerful and explosive fight.
Wolfang: Lets see him survive this. Wolfang, MAXIMIZE!
Wolfang transformed and he fired grabbed one of Number 2's arms and tied it to one of his grappling hooks and he fired it and it sent him going into the fan and it ripped him to shreds and he exploded.
Brittany Crosby: That was very clever.
Oceanus Shenron: It sure was. That was really clever.
Lucy Loud: He just hit the fan.
Daggeron: Good riddance.
Tyzonn: Lets help J.D. deal with the last one.
Group 6: J.D., Varie, Lisa Loud, Tecna, Flora, Layla, Madison Rocca, Dax Lo, Sakura Avalon, Jared Knudson, Linka Loud, Laney Loud and Lily Loud VS Number 1.
Group 6 was facing Number 1.
Me: It's just you and us now Number 1.
Number 1: Indeed. Now you will die.
Then he had 2 powerful energy blasters pop out of his back and he was ready.
Me: Lets dance.
I ignited my lightsaber and he fired red energy blasts at us and I deflected them with my lightsaber. We fired energy blasts, nucleoproton blasts and so much more. It was a massive firefight and it was blowing much of the entire hideout apart. We were firing energy blasts and more and we were tearing him apart.
Eddy: (fires at Number One's guns) Let's see how your firepower fairs against mine!
Eddy blew his blasters apart with his blasters.
Me: Lets blow him apart with our teamwork and final smashes!
Xander: Right mate!
Xander went into his Mystic Muscles form and Will had his Drive Slammer.
Xander Bly and Will Aston: OVERDRIVE MYSTIC SUPERSLAM!
They ran fast and rammed Number 1 with devastating force!
Mack had his Drive Lance ready and Nick had his Magi Staff in Sword mode.
Mack Hartford and Nick Russel: OVERDRIVE MYSTIC PHOENIX SLASH!
They slashed Number 1 with a powerful blade of red fire energy.
Vida fired a powerful blast of pink energy from her Magi Staff and Rose fired a massive blast of energy from her Drive Geyser.
Vida Rocca and Rose Ortiz: OVERDRIVE MYSTIC BUTTERFLY BARRAGE!
Their blasts combined and turned into a powerful barrage of energy bomb butterflies and they hit Number 1 all over.
Ronny Robinson had her Drive Claws ready and Chip Thorn had his Magi Staff in Crossbow mode.
Ronny Robinson and Chip Thorn: OVERDRIVE MYSTIC GARUDA SLASH!
Ronny Robinson slashed Number 1 and Chip fired numerous yellow blasts of energy.
Madison fired powerful blasts of blue energy from her Magi Staff and Dax fired a powerful blast of wind from his Drive Vortex.
Madison Rocca and Dax Lo: OVERDRIVE MYSTIC MERMAID VORTEX!
The blasts combined and turned into a spirit mermaid with wings and it slammed into Number 1 and exploded.
Daggeron: Lets get him!
Daggeron fired a massive blast of solar light from his Laser Lamp and Tyzonn fired a massive blast of Mercury energy from his Drive Detector.
Daggeron and Tyzonn: OVERDRIVE MYSTIC SOLAR SYSTEM BURN!
The blasts combined and turned into the Sun and the planet Mercury and they slammed into Number 1 and exploded.
Trailbreaker: Time for some heavy firepower! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his abilities 100-fold as well as enabled him to fire powerful blasts of lightning from his eyes.
Bobo Haha: Lets get him! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm device and he formed a powerful energy sword in his hand.
Trailbreaker and Bobo Haha: LIGHTNING ENERGYFORCE SLASH!
Trailbreaker fired a powerful blast of lightning and it merged with his sword and he slashed Number 1.
Crumplezone: Lets get this clod! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Velocitron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and his shoulder cannons popped out.
Lasher: Lets do it! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm device and it enhanced his Symbiote Powers 100-fold.
Crumplezone and Lasher: SUPER CRUMPLECANNON SPEARBURST!
Crumplezone fired his shoulder cannons and Laser fired numerous stars made of Symbiote matter and they hit Number 1 and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Me: Lets finish this clod!
Dr. Slate: I'll start us off. NUCLEOPROTON BLASTWAVE!
Dr. Slate fired a massive blast of Nucleoproton Energy and it hit Number 1 and exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!
Rusty: Sure-a-shootin ready for this! NUCLEOPROTON FIRESTORM!
Rusty fired a massive blast of Nucleoproton energy and it hit Number 1 all over and exploded.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Hawkgirl: Lets see how he likes Thanagarian Metal. THANAGAR SUPERSLAM MACE!
Hawkgirl charged up her mace and slammed it onto Number 1 with devastating force. Blowing him in half.
Big Guy: Time to finish him for good. SUPER WEAPONBARRAGE FIRESTORM!
Big Guy fired all his weapons from his arms and head and let all hell loose on Number 1 and blew him apart into nothing. Number 1 was dead.
Me: YEAH!
Nico: Legion Ex Machina, you have failed this universe!
Qin: And then some.
Then we saw another robot, Number 7, getting away.
Lola: Number 7 is getting away!
Hawkgirl: Let him go. Us killing the others is enough for today.
Me: Yep.
Lana: And we rescued Dr. Poindexter too.
Then a computer image appeared and it was a message from the Legion Ex Machina.
Number 1: (On Computer) If you are viewing this message, it would seem we have no doubt met our demise.
Number 2: (On Computer) How unfortunate.
Number 3: (On Computer) However, be assured that you shall not scrutinize our technology.
Number 1: Or escape.
Then the whole place was rumbling!
Me: This whole place is gonna blow!
We got out of there fast as the whole base went up in flames and massive explosions. The Legion Ex Machina was defeated and we would face Number 7 when the time came. Nico caught a Comfey and Oranguru.
Rusty: (To the viewers) Never mess with the laws of robotics or you will answer to us!
Me: You got that right Rusty.
We moved Neutronic City to Gotham Royal York and made it into a plant city like the rest. And we placed Neutronic City under our protection.
Nico was talking to the Operation Overdrive Rangers boss Mr. Andrew Hartford.
Nico: (to Andrew Hartford) You want us to beam your mansion next to ours?
Andrew Hartford: I would like that Nico.
We beamed his mansion to Gotham Royal York.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Camie: Whoa! That is amazing!
Qin: Yeah it was
Nico: (approaches them) Hey, guys. It's me, Nico. You remember me and my friends, right? We met back in 2019. The Operation Overdrive Rangers just joined us and they helped us kick your asses.
Vroon: Nico, you know you're not helping your case, right?
Nico: I know.
They saw us.
Number 1: Nicolas Chan. Its been a while.
Number 2: Second in Command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: Correction. Now the leader of the team.
Me: We grew in numbers since we fought last.
We went over.
Eli: There's more of us now than there were back then.
Number 3: Indeed. You all have come a long way.
Number 4: It would seem you all have gained a lot of forces ever since our last encounter.
Number 5: Indeed.
Me: Yes that's right. Also Number 7 is now in the Masters of Evil.
Number 6: That's interesting.
Nico: And she is a really formidable and powerful robot.
Leni: And is Ed's archenemy.
May: To be honest, back then, we didn't think she was a girl.
Number 6: Well not all of us were built as males.
Me: That is good because an all male robot group should have at least one girl.
Number 2: Indeed. It should.
Number 3: The Big Guy and the Boy Robot are coming so we'll have some fun battling you.
Me: Just like it was back in the old days. But we should tell you that we're not the same as we were before when we faced you the first time.
Nico: We've gotten far more powerful and stronger since then.
Number 5: Indeed. You all have come a long way since then.
Number 1: This will be a good battle.
Nico: It sure will.
Me: I don't even need to transform to face you guys.
Eli: Me neither.
Number 1: Our scans say that the Kinceleran Girl is close to reaching the day of her transformation stage.
Ellie Singh: You must mean me.
Number 1: Indeed.
Me: Her big day mission is very close.
Camie: And it will be awesome.
Nico: Lets dance.
I fired energy lasers and blasted Number 6 down.
Nico: Told you.
Nico blasted Number 5 down with fire blasts.
Eli blasted Number 4 down with Force Lightning
Varie fired waves of water and blasted Number 3 down.
Lola fired fire blasts and blasted Number 2 down.
Me: Told you guys we weren't the same as we were before.
Varie: That's right.
Xigbar fired at Number 2 and Number 4.
He blasted them both down.
Erza blasted Numbers 3 and 5 with fire blasts.
Me: I'm amazed that only 5 of you have the exact same voices. They sound just like Lex Luthor.
Number 1: Indeed. We do sound the same.
Number 6: Except for me though.
Lola: So we have seen.
Nico: And Number 7.
May: Eli, sense if Swartz's creations are close.
Eli: On it.
Eli concentrated.
Big Guy and Rusty then appeared.
Big Guy: The Hairclub Ex Machina is back huh? Time to floss some titanium teeth.
Rusty: Lets get them Big Guy!
Qin: You read my mind Rusty.
We fired waves of energy and missiles and elements and blasted them down.
Then Vypra and Dark came and picked up the Legion Members.
Vypra: Boy that was awesome.
Big Guy: It sure was. Just giving our robot friends a taste of American pride.
Me: Yep.
Xenia: Yep.
Vypra: These 6 will make awesome additions to the team. And Number 7 has been feeling lonely.
Nico: That's true.
They teleported back with the Legion Members.
Rusty: That was sure-a-shootin fun.
Lola: It sure was.
Eli: Swartz's Creations are 15 klicks to the southwest and closing.
Nico: We're not done yet though.
Me: Nope.
Dr. Donovan then came and he was running for his life!
Me: Dr. Donovan?
Dr. Donovan: (FEARFUL) HIDE ME! SHE HAS GONE MAD!
He went behind me.
We saw Jenny the monkey armed with a laser blaster like the one that Dr. Gilder made for Rusty!
Qin: What the?!
Big Guy: What!?
Rusty: Jenny? Why is she attacking you?
Dr. Donovan: I don't know! She lost it!
Jenny the Monkey: You are going to pay Dr. D!
Big Guy: For the love of Mike.
Fluttershy: I agree there. Let me do this.
She went over to Jenny and grabbed the blaster and gave it to me.
Me: Spiffy blaster.
Fluttershy then used the Stare on Jenny.
Jenny then quivered in fear from the power of her gaze.
Jenny the Monkey: I'm not scared of you!
Fluttershy: You should be. You oughta be ashamed of yourself.
(WARBLING NOISE)
Fluttershy: You are in a lot of trouble young lady. I should find your mother and tell her what you have been doing. Now you go over to the nice man Dr. Donavan and apologize to him for what you did. And don't ever let me catch you doing this again.
She made her scared and Jenny went over to Dr. Donovan.
Jenny the Monkey: Dr. D I'm sorry! She scares me.
Me: Never underestimate the power of the stare of Fluttershy. Dr. Donovan what did you do that set Jenny off?
Dr. Donovan: All I did was ask if she wanted a donut and then she lost it! This might have something to do with the way I treated her.
Me: How?
Dr. Donovan: I had her test out our newest product.
Me: What was it?
He gave me a can and it was called Squeaky Gleam.
Me: Hmm. Squeaky Gleam?
I popped open the can and out came a gel life form and it came and cleaned me.
Me: Hey. (LAUGHS) That tickles!
It then left and went back into its can and I looked at myself and I was so shiny and sparkly.
Me: Wow look at me! I am so shiny and clean that I can see my reflection in my skin.
Nico: Squeaky Clean.
Me: And she went crazy over that?
Nico: I find that hard to believe.
Jenny the Monkey: Actually it's believable.
She showed us that she was sparkling too.
Nico: Oh I stand corrected.
Me: But this is amazing Dr. Donovan.
Rusty: It sure is.
Big Guy: And the little guys really do one heck of a spit shine.
Nico: Boy they sure do.
Xenia: Yeah. Never have to use cleaning products again.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Yep.
Then the Arabiana Nights Wonder Ride Book started glowing.
Me: The Arabiana Nights book is reacting to something.
Eli: Swartz's Creations are close.
Nico: Who's up first?
Brittney: I will go next.
Nico: Okay.
Then a figure came out and it was a golden camel?
Me: A golden camel?
Nico: Wow.
But it was actually Another Arabiana Nights!
Another Arabiana Nights: (In a girls voice) Sorry about coming in like that.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and it was a sailor soldier with golden brown hair and had purple and blue clothes.
Me: (GASP) Ariana Arabiana A.K.A. Sailor Bald Mountain!
Nico: WHOA! Wait Bald Mountain from the Fantasia song A Night On Bald Mountain by Modest Petrovich Mussorgsky?
Me: That's right.
Nico: Whoa! That is a scary one.
Sailor Bald Mountain: It sure is and I also have all of Chernabog's powers.
We gasped in amazement!
Nico: I'm not complaining about that. But you DO know that Chernabog is the Disney Devil, right?
Sailor Bald Mountain: That's right.
Me: Chernabog was the Disney version of The Devil Himself. But he was just as powerful and just as dangerous and evil.
Sailor Bald Mountain: Yeah.
Nico: Yep. That was scary and awesome.
Qin: It sure was. Too bad I wasn't with the team back then but I heard it was cool.
Me: Yeah it was. Konan really went at Chernabog and showed the power of a true angel.
Sailor Bald Mountain: That is awesome.
Nico: At least you're using his powers for good.
Sailor Bald Mountain: Yep.
Me: By the way, any other Opponents with you?
Sailor Bald Mountain: Another version of him.
She pointed to Xigbar.
Xigbar: Another me!? Whoa!
Me: This will be interesting. Friendly or hostile?
Sailor Bald Mountain: Friendly. And she is a really interesting one.
Me: I have a feeling this one will be cool.
Nico: Yeah.
Brittney: Indeed. Lets do it.
Sailor Bald Mountain: You got it.
She turned into Another Arabiana Nights and Brittney flew into the air and fired waves of darkness and smashed her down and I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called Dark Devil of Arabia. It turned into THE 100 DAYS OF STAR ARABIA!
I went and picked up Sailor Bald Mountain and brought her over.
Nico: Why couldn't the real Chernabog be that easy?
Me: No idea.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: That was a good battle.
I looked at the blaster.
Me: You know I could use this.
I spun the blaster around and did a pose and holstered it.
Me: Nice.
Qin: That is a cool blaster.
Me: Can't wait to see what it does.
Nico: Yep.
May: Eddy and Dark would be proud.
Me: Don't forget William. And I can't wait to blast Dark Eddy's hands off.
Qin: Nice.
Nico: We're going to see who has a quicker draw.
Qin: Yep.
Lola: Wait look there.
We saw a figure come out and it was a dark version of Xigbar! It was ANOTHER XIGBAR!
Me: Another Xigbar.
Qin: Right on cue.
Nico: Yep.
Maria: And you are?
Another Xigbar: (In a girls voice) I believe J.D. knows me.
Me: (GASP) Sally "The Kid" Bonney!
Nico: Wait Sally the Kid Bonney? As in the descendant of Billy the Kid?
Another Xigbar: That's right. And I'm also the gene-slammer of Ignatius.
Me: Ignatius? Wait you mean the Lava Titan for the Huntik Team?
Nico: You got to be kidding me!
Another Xigbar: I assure you I'm not.
Kaito: (gets out Denziman gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Battle Fever Gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Denziman sword and Zocks got a Battle Fever Sword.
Another Xigbar: No he didn't. I blasted his hands before he could do anything.
Me: Nice shooting. Sally is a great shot just like Johnny Ringo and Annie Oakley.
Nico: Nice!
Qin: Cool.
Me: Sorry we have to fight about this.
Another Xigbar: No worries. But J.D. when you face Dark Eddy, blast his hands off.
Me: You got it.
Sougo: (gets out Denziman Ridewatch) But we'll still let him regrow said hands.
Geiz: (gets out Battle Fever Ridewatch) After all, it's still amusing to see him try to blow our brains out.
Sougo got DenziRedArmor and Geiz got BattleJapanArmor.
Me: Dark Eddy will never know what hit him. But that was so awesome blasting Swartz's hands.
Nico: Boy I'll say.
Me: Thank goodness he will never get that opportunity to use them again because he's now in the Black Gates forever.
Qin: Thank goodness.
Nico: Yeah.
Erza: REQUIP!
She dawned her HEAVEN'S WHEEL ARMOR!
Nico: YEAH!
Eli: This will be fun.
Nico: (gets out Xigbar's Ridewatch) Time for a shoot off!
Nico activated it and got Xigbar's blasters and he fired and blasted her.
Me: Nice!
Eli: Yeah!
Nico: And this too. (ACTIVATES TOAR'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired waves of energy and blasted her down!
Me: YEAH!
Nico: Awesome.
May: Time to Dangle! (ACTIVATES BOSTON DANGLER'S RIDEWATCH)
She hung upside down and fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
May: Feel the burn! (ACTIVATE'S DIABLO'S RIDEWATCH!
She fired waves of fire and smashed her down.
Maria: Now this one! (ACTIVATES MOLTOR'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of fire and blasted her down.
Maria: YEAH! Now for this. (ACTIVATES KANNON'S RIDEWATCH)
She got his cannon and fired waves of barrels and bashed her down.
Botan: My turn!
She activated Toar's Ridewatch and fired waves of energy and smashed her down!
Qin: Take that!
Me: Yeah!
Oculous and his team consisting of Allomere, Hexuba, Red Claw, Flarerizamon and Boneswitch then came
Nico: Nice team, Oculous.
Oculous: Thanks Nico.
Me: This is gonna be good.
Nico: Yep.
Maria: Is the next Gene Slammer near?
Suddenly we felt a massive heat wave.
Me: WHEW! Did it suddenly get really hot?
Lola: Wait I think it's coming from that!
We saw a Magcargo!
Qin: Whoa a Magcargo!
Nico: Cool! Er hot rather!
Magcargo: (Welsh Accent) I sure am hot huh?
Nico: Nathalia Gorgorio!? Whoa!
Qin: Whoa! Awesome that you are a Magcargo and it's fitting for you.
Magcargo: It sure is.
She reverted back and was a girl with red hair with flames coming out and had fire angel wings and had purple and red clothes.
Nathalia Gorgorio: I got this.
She fired waves of lava and blasted her down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and I went over and picked up Sally and she was a girl with orange clothes and had red hair and a cowboy hat and had fire angel wings.
Sally the Kid: (GROANS) What a headache.
Me: But you're okay.
I brought her back.
Botan: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Nathalia Gorgorio: My favorite is when me and Nico went to Kilauea and got samples of lava.
Nico: That was hot.
Qin: It sure was.
Eli: Yeah.
Nico and Nathalia hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Nathalia Gorgorio: Me too Nico.
Big Guy: That was some hot stuff guys.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Ulrich, Blossomforth, Selene Tutankhamen, Cere Cere, Fenix, and Vapwhirl are heading to a renowned dance club in Gotham Royal York, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the thirty-four girls here, but we're not here for a dance-off.
We got word that a former member of The Elemental Dancers named Zayla Alston is here, and she wants revenge. The story is she was once The Darkness Elemental Dancer for The Elemental Dancers, but she wound up getting consumed by fame and glory, and it turned her into a monster just like Anna's former sister, Tanya Anyanova, and she tried to kill Lincoln and the other Elemental Dancers, but she was caught by the other Guardian Angels, and she was kicked out of the Elemental Dancers, and Alecto Shadowcall put a curse on her and she warned her: if she ever catches Zayla here again for revenge, the curse will have her sealed inside a crystal prison for eternity.
But now, Zayla Alston is back after years in exile, and even worse, the curse Alecto Shadowcall put on her years ago has been broken, and Zayla Alston also gained dark powers, thanks to a deal she made with Beatrix Redmoon, the banished dark witch and hated blood enemy of Alecto Shadowcall, and even worse, Beatrix Redmoon was the one who broke Alecto's curse that she put on Zayla Alston, now, we're going to take her down and Lincoln's going to remove her powers and send her straight to jail, and Alecto's going to give a really nasty warning to Beatrix Redmoon before we head back.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in a renowned dance club in Gotham Royal York, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the thirty-four girls here, but we're not here for a dance-off. We got bad news: Zayla Alston's here, and she wants revenge.
Alecto Shadowcall: What?! The former Darkness Elemental Dancer is here, I thought I sent her into exile!
Nico: A former Elemental Dancer's here, oh this isn't good. Lincoln, can you tell us the story of who she is.
Lincoln: Gladly, Nico, and Alecto's right about that: Zayla Alston was once The Darkness Elemental Dancer for The Elemental Dancers, but she wound up getting consumed by fame and glory, and it turned her into a monster just like Anna's former sister, Tanya Anyanova, and she tried to kill me and the other Elemental Dancers, but she was caught by the other Guardian Angels, and she was kicked out of the Elemental Dancers.
Anna Anyanova: She really was just like my sister, out of control and fame-hungry, but unlike Tanya who's a talentless hack, Zayla had talent as an Elemental Dancer, but she used her talent for evil.
Alecto Shadowcall: And it led to me putting a curse on her and I warned her: if I ever catch her here again for revenge, my curse will have her sealed inside a crystal prison for eternity. But, how did it get broken?
Me: Yeah, that's the big question.
Lincoln: That's right, but I know the answer to that: only someone who's skilled in The Dark Arts can find a way to break Alecto's curse. (Realizes something and gasps) Alecto, don't freak out, but I think I can guess who found a way to break your curse you put on Zayla years ago.
Alecto Shadowcall: (Gasps) Beatrix Redmoon, the dark witch and my hated blood enemy from The Dark Ages, she was the one who broke my curse?!
Eli: (Gasps) That's not good, but how did she get her powers back, I thought the trap you set up for her destroyed her powers years ago.
Lincoln: It did, but somehow, Beatrix got her powers back, and she used her powers in the Dark Arts to break the curse on Zayla, and Zayla gained dark powers through a deal she made with that witch, now, Beatrix has gone way too far.
?: (Girl's voice) (Japanese Accent) That witch sure has gone too far.
Suddenly, we saw Cherubble, Strombonin, Yawstrich, and G'joob arrive, and with them are the thirty-four girls.
Nico: Whoa, that's Cherubble, Strombonin, Yawstrich, and G'joob.
Strombonin: (Japanese Accent) That's right, and we got the thirty-four girls away from Zayla Alston, the traitorous Darkness Elemental Dancer.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Those voices, Haruka Kuramitsu, The Fire Elemental Dancer, Suiren Makibi, The Water Elemental Dancer, Yangchen Fēiniǎo, The Wind Elemental Dancer, and Kiyoshi Shíhuān, The Earth Elemental Dancer, I knew it was you, it's so awesome to see you all again, but we'll talk later.
Yangchen Fēiniǎo: (Chinese Accent) Right, we've got to take down Zayla Alston, the traitorous Darkness Elemental Dancer, and remove the dark powers she'd gotten from Beatrix Redmoon.
Alecto Shadowcall: You didn't run into that witch, did you?
Haruka Kuramitsu: (Japanese Accent) No, she fled back to the dark realm you banished her to years ago, and the bad news is: you banished her to The Realm of Darkness.
Sora and his friends gasped.
Sora: The Realm of Darkness, so that's where Alecto banished her too. Did she leave any armies of Heartless with Zayla Alston?
Suiren Makibi: (Japanese Accent) Yes. Which mean, we must destroy them at once.
Lincoln: Right, Suiren, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Ulrich.
Ulrich: You're welcome, Lincoln. Now, let's get going if we're to stop Zayla Alston.
We advanced to the dance studio, but then, the army of Heartless appeared to destroy us, but we had unholstered our massive greatswords and we began slaying Heartless all over the place, and we were getting a massive power boost from absorbing the negative energy.
Lincoln: That's it for the Heartless. Now, for the traitorous Darkness Elemental Dancer.
?: YOU ELEMENTAL DANCERS HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING FOR ME!
We then saw our main enemy, Zayla Alston, the former Darkness Elemental Dancer of The Elemental Dancers, and she had a Dark Orb embedded in her hand and an inverted pentagram with the symbol of The Redmoon Clan in it on her forehead: a symbol of her deal with Beatrix Redmoon.
Lincoln: If it isn't Zayla Alston, the fame-hungry former Darkness Elemental Dancer. Sorry, but the show's over for you.
Me: Time for your final performance, you treacherous dancer.
Nico: And soon, your next stop will be jail.
Elemental Dancers: Your days of trying to destroy us and all for your own selfish desires of fame and glory are over, and now, you will suffer the same fate that befell Tanya Anyanova, the talentless hack and deranged monster!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Ulrich and his team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Zayla Alston, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time to light up the dance floor and electrocute that monster!
Then, Lincoln changed into his large orange collared shirt with multi-colored lightning bolts on the sides and on the back with a Thunderbird surrounded by a circle of Elemental Forces, large black dress pants with multi-colored lightning bolts on the sides, and large black dress shoes, and as he danced, multi-colored bolts of lightning and rainbow super lightning were fired from his feet and hands, and they hit and electrocuted Zayla Alston.
Nico: Whoa! Remind me never to get into a dance-off with Lincoln!
Me: Same here.
Then, Lincoln fired a blast of rainbow super lightning which removed the Dark Orb in Zayla's hand and sent it to The Warp and fired a rainbow energy blast which turns into a straitjacket and tied her up. Then, he chanted an incantation which removed the dark powers Zayla got from the deal she made with Beatrix Redmoon, then, he changed back to his original outfit.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) My Guardian Angels were right about you, you truly were just as fame-hungry and crazy as Tanya Anyanova, you were talented yes, Zayla, but you used your dance skills for evil, and you turned your backs on us and tried to kill us. There can be no forgiveness for you ever for your misdeeds.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings spread out as he was surrounded by a golden energy aura, and then, he fired a beam of gold energy from his massive white angel wings, and as they hit Zayla Alston, she screamed in horror as she was then given the King Midas' Golden Touch Vengeance Curse and forever turned into a golden statue and he beamed her to The Uranus Prison where she'll be imprisoned forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Just like Tanya Anyanova, you deserve to be turned into a gold statue for eternity, and what you also did in making a deal with Beatrix Redmoon, that's also another reason why you don't deserve to be out in public ever again.
Alecto Shadowcall: That's right. And Beatrix, if you're watching this from the shadows, consider this your first and final warning: you've made the big mistake in involving one of the enemies of Lincoln's Guardian Angels for your pathetic scheme of revenge against me, and for what you did in making her that deal, that just proves you deserved to be banished to The Realm of Darkness for good, but now, things have changed: if you ever escape from The Realm of Darkness to get revenge on me, I will see to it that you are destroyed once and for all, along with the entirety of The Redmoon Bloodline Family for eternity.
Alecto Shadowcall declared her warning loud and clear to Beatrix Redmoon who was still in The Realm of Darkness, and when she heard Alecto's warning, she screamed in insane fury and rage, and we also knew who we were facing in Lincoln's rescue tomorrow.
Lincoln: Nice one, Alecto, this'll get that dark witch so riled up, she'll try to escape and get revenge on us tomorrow, but we'll be ready for her. (To Haruka Kuramitsu, Suiren Makibi, Yangchen Fēiniǎo, and Kiyoshi Shíhuān) And it's so good to see you all again, Haruka Kuramitsu, Suiren Makibi, Yangchen Fēiniǎo, and Kiyoshi Shíhuān.
Haruka Kuramitsu reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long red hair, orange eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful red and orange angel wings and she reigned in the power of Cherubble, she's dressed in a sleeveless red-orange open blouse, sleeveless red-orange midriff top, red-orange skirt, red-orange pants, red-orange knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with music, mythical energy, flames, and blubberflies on the coattails and on the back is Cherubble and holstered on her back is a massive Cherubble-themed greatsword with embedded red-orange gems and Cherubble etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red-orange blade, large Cherubble heads for the crossguard, large red-orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Cherubble heads and large red-orange gem on the bottom of the large Cherubble heads for the pommel.
Suiren Makibi reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long aqua blue hair, aqua blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful aqua blue angel wings and she reigned in the power of Strombonin, she's dressed in a sleeveless aqua blue open blouse, sleeveless aqua blue midriff top, aqua blue skirt, aqua blue pants, aqua blue knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with music, mythical energy, water, ocean waves, seashells, and seahorses on the coattails and on the back is Strombonin and holstered on her back is a massive Strombonin-themed greatsword with embedded aqua blue gems and Strombonin etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large Strombonin heads for the crossguard, large aqua blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Strombonin heads and large aqua blue gem on the bottom of the large Strombonin heads for the pommel.
Yangchen Fēiniǎo reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long red and pink hair, sky blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful sky blue angel wings and she reigned in the power of Yawstrich, she's dressed in a sleeveless red open blouse, sleeveless pink midriff top, red skirt, red pants, red knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with music, mythical energy, winds, birds, and ostriches on the coattails and on the back is Yawstrich and holstered on her back is a massive Yawstrich-themed greatsword with embedded red and pink gems and Yawstrich etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red and pink blade, large Yawstrich heads for the crossguard, large pink gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Yawstrich heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large Yawstrich heads for the pommel.
And Kiyoshi Shíhuān reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long white hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings and she reigned in the power of G'joob, she's dressed in a sleeveless white open blouse, sleeveless white midriff top, white skirt, white pants, white knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with music, mythical energy, Earth, and walruses on the coattails and on the back is G'joob and holstered on her back is a massive G'joob-themed greatsword with embedded green gems and G'joob etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged white blade, large G'joob heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large G'joob heads and large green gem on the bottom of the large G'joob heads for the pommel.
Haruka Kuramitsu: (Japanese Accent) You too, Lincoln.
Suiren Makibi: (Japanese Accent) It sure has been a long time since last we met.
Yangchen Fēiniǎo: (Chinese Accent) We met when we were four years old.
Kiyoshi Shíhuān: (Chinese Accent) So, it's been thirteen years since we last met.
Haruka Kuramitsu, Suiren Makibi, Yangchen Fēiniǎo, and Kiyoshi Shíhuān went up to Lincoln who hugged each of them, and Haruka Kuramitsu, Suiren Makibi, Yangchen Fēiniǎo, and Kiyoshi Shíhuān are are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you four since we were four years old, and as you all can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Haruka Kuramitsu: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute four-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new. You really grew a lot, but you're still the same kind boy we all met back long ago, plus, you've grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, so this is...?
Lincoln: That's right, Nico.
Lincoln then introduced us to Haruka Kuramitsu, the Cherubble Gene-Slammer and Fire member of The Elemental Dancers, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Math, and she's also a beautiful Dancer of Fire and enjoys Hawaiian culture. She and Lincoln loved to hula dance especially in swimsuits, and they even love to swim with dolphins. While swimming with dolphins, Haruka kissed Lincoln on the lips while underwater. She's also the twin sister of Mihoshi Kuramitsu, and she hates that scooter-driving, crazy, troublecausing, heckling old goat, Scoots, with a burning passion.
Suiren Makibi, the Strombonin Gene-Slammer and Water member of The Elemental Dancers, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Gym, and she's also one of the best swimmers as well as an a lover of sea creatures, and she also has the beauty to match her swimming skills. She and Lincoln would not only swim underwater in their underwear, but they'd also interact with the sea creatures as well while underwater. One time, Lincoln saved Suiren from a tiger shark using Fluttershy's stare. To show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips underwater. She's also the twin sister of Kiyone Makibi, and she hates that no-good, smelly, unbathed, greedy mutant cheapskate, Flip, with a blazing passion.
Yangchen Fēiniǎo, the Yawstrich Gene-Slammer and Wind member of The Elemental Dancers, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and classmate in Gym, and she's also an amazing acrobatic and loves to hang with birds. Her last name, Fēiniǎo, means Air Bird in Chinese. She and Lincoln would make birdhouses for various birds and even made a gigantic one for housing a large amount of birds. To show thanks to Lincoln for helping her with the birdhouses, Yangchen kissed Lincoln on the lips. She's also the cousin of Aang, and she hates that rageaholic, anger-mismanagement, sadistic, evil, conniving, pink-haired brat, Trina Riffins, with a blazing passion.
And Kiyoshi Shíhuān, the G'joob Gene-Slammer and Earth member of The Elemental Dancers, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and classmate in Gym, and she's also a deadly martial artist as well. Her last name, Shíhuān, means Stone Badger in Chinese. She also protected Lincoln from Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa, as well the bullies. She even enjoys farming as well, and Lincoln helped her grow the crops that she was farming. To show thanks, Kiyoshi kissed Lincoln on the lips. She's also the twin sister of Suki, and she hates that murderous, evil, sadistic, deranged, black-hearted bitch, Lila Rossi, with a blazing passion, and wants nothing more than to kill her for her vile crimes.
When the introductions were done, we were impressed.
Me: Wow. You guys sure know how to dance, and you each represent a different element, that's really awesome.
Nico: Yeah, Haruka represents Fire, Lincoln represents Lightning, Suiren represents Water, Yangchen represents Wind, and Kiyoshi represents Earth, awesome. Plus, each of you hates the jerks with a blazing passion, but Kiyoshi hates Lila Rossi so much she wants nothing more than to kill her for her vile crimes, just like a lot of people we know.
Lincoln: Yep. But, we've got something planned for the jerks later on today.
Haruka Kuramitsu: (Japanese Accent) Humiliations, nice. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something me and my sisters want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you and the others want to give me your blood, right?
Haruka Kuramitsu: (Japanese Accent) How did you know about that?
Lincoln's harem showed everyone the marks Lincoln left on them when he bit them and fed on their blood.
Haruka Kuramitsu: (Japanese Accent) Oh, I knew it, I knew you'd start marking your future wives sooner or later.
Lincoln went up to each member of The Elemental Dancers, and he hugged them in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on their necks, and he slowly bit each of them and he fed on their blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from each of their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up.
Haruka Kuramitsu: (Japanese Accent) You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Haruka Kuramitsu, Suiren Makibi, Yangchen Fēiniǎo, and Kiyoshi Shíhuān with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Haruka Kuramitsu: (Japanese Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Haruka Kuramitsu, Suiren Makibi, Yangchen Fēiniǎo, and Kiyoshi Shíhuān.
Haruka Kuramitsu, Suiren Makibi, Yangchen Fēiniǎo, and Kiyoshi Shíhuān had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to their faces and he kissed each of them passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the thirty-four girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The thirty-four girls are Akimoto Kōmachi A.K.A. Cure Mint, Urara Kasugano A.K.A. Cure Lemonade, Karen Minazuki A.K.A. Cure Aqua, Rin Natsuki A.K.A. Cure Rouge, and Nozomi Yumehara A.K.A. Cure Dream from Yes! PreCure 5, Akagi Towa A.K.A. Cure Scarlet, Kirara Amanogawa A.K.A. Cure Twinkle, Haruka Haruno A.K.A. Cure Flora, and Minami Kaidō A.K.A. Cure Mermaid from Go! Princess PreCure, Mirai Asahina A.K.A Cure Miracle, Kotoha Hanami A.K.A. Cure Felice, and Riko Izayoi A.K.A. Cure Magical from Witchy PreCure!, Himari Arisugawa A.K.A. Cure Custard, Akira Kenjō A.K.A. Cure Chocolat, Yukari Kotozume A.K.A. Cure Macaron, Aoi Tategami A.K.A. Cure Gelato, and Ichika Usami A.K.A. Cure Whip from Kirakira Pretty Cure a la Mode, Homare Kagayaki A.K.A. Cure Etoile, Hana Nono A.K.A. Cure Yell, Ruru Amour A.K.A. Cure Amour, and Saaya Yakushiji A.K.A. Cure Ange from Hug! Pretty Cure, Elena Amamiya A.K.A. Cure Soleil, Lala Hagoromo A.K.A. Cure Milky, Hikaru Hoshina A.K.A. Cure Star, and Madoka Kaguya A.K.A. Cure Selene from Star Twinkle PreCure, Asumi Fūrin A.K.A. Cure Earth, Chiyu Sawaizumi A.K.A. Cure Fontaine, Hinata Hiramitsu A.K.A. Cure Sparkle, and Nodoka Hanadera A.K.A. Cure Grace from Healin' Good Pretty Cure, Kokone Fuwa A.K.A. Cure Spicy, Ran Hanamichi A.K.A. Cure Yum-Yum, Amane Kasai A.K.A. Cure Finale, and Yui Nagomi A.K.A. Cure Precious from Delicious Party Pretty Cure, and Ayumi Sakagami A.K.A. Cure Echo from Pretty Cure All Stars.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Akimoto Kōmachi A.K.A. Cure Mint, Urara Kasugano A.K.A. Cure Lemonade, Karen Minazuki A.K.A. Cure Aqua, Rin Natsuki A.K.A. Cure Rouge, and Nozomi Yumehara A.K.A. Cure Dream from Yes! PreCure 5, Akagi Towa A.K.A. Cure Scarlet, Kirara Amanogawa A.K.A. Cure Twinkle, Haruka Haruno A.K.A. Cure Flora, and Minami Kaidō A.K.A. Cure Mermaid from Go! Princess PreCure, Mirai Asahina A.K.A Cure Miracle, Kotoha Hanami A.K.A. Cure Felice, and Riko Izayoi A.K.A. Cure Magical from Witchy PreCure!, Himari Arisugawa A.K.A. Cure Custard, Akira Kenjō A.K.A. Cure Chocolat, Yukari Kotozume A.K.A. Cure Macaron, Aoi Tategami A.K.A. Cure Gelato, and Ichika Usami A.K.A. Cure Whip from Kirakira Pretty Cure a la Mode, Homare Kagayaki A.K.A. Cure Etoile, Hana Nono A.K.A. Cure Yell, Ruru Amour A.K.A. Cure Amour, and Saaya Yakushiji A.K.A. Cure Ange from Hug! Pretty Cure, Elena Amamiya A.K.A. Cure Soleil, Lala Hagoromo A.K.A. Cure Milky, Hikaru Hoshina A.K.A. Cure Star, and Madoka Kaguya A.K.A. Cure Selene from Star Twinkle PreCure, Asumi Fūrin A.K.A. Cure Earth, Chiyu Sawaizumi A.K.A. Cure Fontaine, Hinata Hiramitsu A.K.A. Cure Sparkle, and Nodoka Hanadera A.K.A. Cure Grace from Healin' Good Pretty Cure, Kokone Fuwa A.K.A. Cure Spicy, Ran Hanamichi A.K.A. Cure Yum-Yum, Amane Kasai A.K.A. Cure Finale, and Yui Nagomi A.K.A. Cure Precious from Delicious Party Pretty Cure, and Ayumi Sakagami A.K.A. Cure Echo from Pretty Cure All Stars.
Nicole: (Whistles) Oh man, this has got to be the largest group of girls you've rescued in one rescue, Lincoln.
Girl Jordan: He's rescued large groups of girls before, and this recent large group of girls, oh, we're so going to have a field day getting their names down on Bayonetta's book.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) This is to keep track of the girls our man's rescued, dear. But, you're right, I'll need to get another book.
Lincoln: I'll make sure of that, Bayonetta. Are you girls okay?
Akimoto Kōmachi: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Akimoto Kōmachi and the other thirty-three girls saw who it was that saved them from the former Darkness Elemental Dancer Zayla Alston, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and a blue aura around him.
Akimoto Kōmachi: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made thirty-three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Akimoto Kōmachi: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, thirty-four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Akimoto Kōmachi A.K.A. Cure Mint, Urara Kasugano A.K.A. Cure Lemonade, Karen Minazuki A.K.A. Cure Aqua, Rin Natsuki A.K.A. Cure Rouge, Nozomi Yumehara A.K.A. Cure Dream, Towa Akagi A.K.A. Cure Scarlet, Kirara Amanogawa A.K.A. Cure Twinkle, Haruka Haruno A.K.A. Cure Flora, Minami Kaidō A.K.A. Cure Mermaid, Mirai Asahina A.K.A Cure Miracle, Kotoha Hanami A.K.A. Cure Felice, Riko Izayoi A.K.A. Cure Magical, Himari Arisugawa A.K.A. Cure Custard, Akira Kenjō A.K.A. Cure Chocolat, Yukari Kotozume A.K.A. Cure Macaron, Aoi Tategami A.K.A. Cure Gelato, Ichika Usami A.K.A. Cure Whip, Homare Kagayaki A.K.A. Cure Etoile, Hana Nono A.K.A. Cure Yell, Ruru Amour A.K.A. Cure Amour, and Saaya Yakushiji A.K.A. Cure Ange from Hug! Pretty Cure, Elena Amamiya A.K.A. Cure Soleil, Lala Hagoromo A.K.A. Cure Milky, Hikaru Hoshina A.K.A. Cure Star, Madoka Kaguya A.K.A. Cure Selene, Asumi Fūrin A.K.A. Cure Earth, Chiyu Sawaizumi A.K.A. Cure Fontaine, Hinata Hiramitsu A.K.A. Cure Sparkle, and Nodoka Hanadera A.K.A. Cure Grace from Healin' Good Pretty Cure, Kokone Fuwa A.K.A. Cure Spicy, Ran Hanamichi A.K.A. Cure Yum-Yum, Amane Kasai A.K.A. Cure Finale, Yui Nagomi A.K.A. Cure Precious, and Ayumi Sakagami with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villain we went after was a villain from Lincoln's past, a former member of The Elemental Dancers named Zayla Alston, she was once The Darkness Elemental Dancer for The Elemental Dancers, but she wound up getting consumed by fame and glory, and it turned her into a monster just like Anna's former sister, Tanya Anyanova, and she tried to hurt Lincoln and the other Elemental Dancers, but she was caught by the other Guardian Angels, and she was kicked out of the Elemental Dancers, and Alecto Shadowcall put a curse on her and she warned her: if she ever catches Zayla here again for revenge, the curse will have her sealed inside a crystal prison for eternity and sent her to exile, but Zayla Alston came back after all these years in exile, and even worse, Zayla Alston also gained dark powers and the curse Alecto Shadowcall put on her years ago has been broken, and even worse, this was the dark doings of Beatrix Redmoon, the banished dark witch and hated blood enemy of Alecto Shadowcall.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating her down and Lincoln changing into his outfit as Lincoln, The Lightning Elemental Dancer, and with his dance skills, he defeated Zayla Alston, removed her powers, and used the King Midas' Golden Touch Vengeance Curse on her and sent her to prison for good and Alecto Shadowcall delivering her warning to Beatrix Redmoon, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln, Haruka Kuramitsu, Suiren Makibi, Yangchen Fēiniǎo, and Kiyoshi Shíhuān have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: Oh man, I can't believe you once had a Darkness Elemental Dancer in your group, but she'd become a fame-hungry monster like Tanya Anyanova, sheesh.
Lincoln: Yeah, but the other Guardian Angels stopped her schemes long ago and she was kicked out for what she tried to do to us, and Alecto sent her into exile and with a curse on her.
May: But, Beatrix Redmoon just had to mess that up by breaking the curse and giving Zayla Alston dark powers to get revenge.
Alecto Shadowcall: That dark witch just really crossed it now, when we get after her tomorrow on Lincoln's rescue, that witch will pay for everything she's done, along with her family.
Lincoln: We'll make sure the entire Redmoon bloodline is exterminated for good, besides, her skills in The Dark Arts are no match for ours: we're masters of magic that's far more powerful than hers and her family's, and we'll show her what happens when she messes with true masters of dark magic and The Dark Arts.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) If I may, why don't we both face her tomorrow, Linky? After all, we could have our fun teasing and tormenting her before we kill her.
Lincoln: Okay, Bayonetta, we'll both face Beatrix Redmoon tomorrow, and we'll have our fun with tormenting and torturing her before we kill her.
Nicole: Oh crap, a battle between the dark witch and one of the two Umbra Witches and a master of all kinds of magic, this is one battle Beatrix Redmoon won't be getting out of alive, because her skills in the Dark Arts are nothing compared to The Dark Arts of The Umbra Witches and the magic that Lincoln's been learning about.
Lincoln: Yep. Plus, something tells me I'll have to put a rush on a little "order" I've got for Bayonetta.
Nicole: Uh oh, I think I know what you mean by "order", you asked Rodin to make a little something for Bayonetta, right?
Lincoln: Ah, ah, ah, I can't give any spoilers out until tomorrow, Nicole.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) Hmm, a little surprise for me, and it's not even close to Valentine's Day.
Ronnie Anne: And if he's asked Rodin for that, this definitely is something big, and if Beatrix makes her move tomorrow, we all need to be ready for her.
After finally ending Zayla Alston and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Haruka Kuramitsu, Suiren Makibi, Yangchen Fēiniǎo, and Kiyoshi Shíhuān saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Haruka Kuramitsu: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. It's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for many years.
Kiyoshi Shíhuān: (Chinese Accent) If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Suiren Makibi: (Japanese Accent) That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Haruka Kuramitsu: (Japanese Accent) Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Haruka, what memories do you and the other Elemental Dancers have with Lincoln?
Haruka Kuramitsu: (Japanese Accent) Oh, I still remembered this one time, Lincoln, me, Yangchen, Suiren, and Kiyoshi were doing some practice in the dance studio for a little show for a performance at school, and the other Guardian Angels were there as well. But, then, we heard a loud burp in the air, and there was no mistaking that burp from anywhere. Then, the doors burst open, and we saw Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan standing there with knives, and their eyes were red with hatred and insanity, and we knew they were on the rampage again. So, we had to use our dancing skills to beat Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and we combined that with our elemental powers, and we burned, pounded, drenched, electrocuted, and blew Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan out the doors and right into Luna's path, where she tied those five up, threw them into Vanzilla, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud drove back to The Loud House to deliver their punishment.
Nico: Jeez, so those five were on the rampage again and tried to kill you all to ruin your performance.
Lincoln: Yeah, they were nothing but gluttons for punishment. Oh, and we updated our code words as well. Ever since another Evil Lynn was Another-ified into Another Dumbbelltron yesterday, we were concerned if Swartz Another-ified evil versions of Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan as well, and they also want to kill me as well.
Lincoln gave us the updated code words, in the case of encountering evil versions of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan who've been Another-ified by Swartz.
Evil Lori - Code: Control Freak Black
Evil Lynn - Code: Dutch Oven Black
Evil Lola - Code: Blackmail Pageant Black
Evil Lisa - Code: Heartless Science Black
Evil Luan - Code: Deranged Prankster Black
Nico: Nice updates to the codes, and you're right, if Swartz Another-ified evil versions of Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, we're in for one nasty fight with them.
Lincoln: But, my Guardian Angels who hated Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan will be ready for them, and so will I, 'cause I've got years of payback to unleash on them!
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Cristina, Renee, and Saorise Shadowstrike are heading to Gelato Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Cristina, Renee, and Saorise Shadowstrike were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Saorise Shadowstrike: Awesome, we're here in Gelato Beach.
Lincoln: I've been here many times before, and it's always awesome, Saorise. Shall we?
Lincoln, Cristina, Renee, and Saorise Shadowstrike dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, and they back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Cristina, Renee, and Saorise Shadowstrike got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Cristina, Renee, and Saorise Shadowstrike, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Cristina, Renee, and Saorise Shadowstrike placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face.
Girl Jordan: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Gelato Beach, eh, Linky?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Cristina, Renee, and Saorise Shadowstrike with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Luna: Dang, and now, Cristina, Renee, and Saorise Shadowstrike are part of the dude's harem!
Girl Jordan: We knew it was bound to happen with Cristina and Renee.
Ronnie Anne: Same with Saorise, and make no mistake, Saorise is one awesome karate master, and she had an awesome sparring with Syd's sister, Adelaide.
Nico: Syd did tell us about Adelaide being a karate master, and she can change into her karate uniform in a split second.
Ronnie Anne: Whenever she has to give a demonstration or when the situation calls for her karate expertise.
Nico: Guys, I got an idea, how about we head on down to Lynn's Table for some lunch as well as have an awesome humiliation session with the jerks.
Me: Awesome, those jerks are going to suffer the worst humiliation ever!
Lincoln: Perfect!
Beatrice Shadowhold: It sure is. Oh, Lincoln, here's a little something for you.
Beatrice Shadowhold summoned a figure wrapped up in a dark energy straitjacket and dark energy chains, and when Bayonetta saw who it was, she immediately pointed her gun at it: the figure was Singularity, creator and leader of The Homunculi and one of Bayonetta's most dangerous enemies and a massive threat to The Trinity of Realities: Human World, Inferno, and Paradiso and the Multiverse.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) So, you captured Singularity and you had him chained up, hoping I would have my fun with torturing him before killing him, dearie?
Beatrice Shadowhold: Actually, I have a better punishment for this insane monster: Lincoln's going to absorb him and send his wretched soul to The Black Gates, consider it payback and retribution for what he's done.
Lincoln: I already know of what he's done to his own planet and also to so many other worlds in the process, thanks to Bayonetta and he doesn't deserve to live a single second further.
Lincoln turned the tip of one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails into Cell's stinger and it opened up into a large mouth and he latches it down on Singularity, who screams in muffled terror as he tries to fight, but he can't as it's useless. Then, Lincoln proceeded to absorb him as his tail sucks the artificial powerhungry being whole into his body, then, Lincoln's blue aura and rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flares up extremely as he gained an extremely massive and astronomical power and energy boost and he assimilates all of Singularity's powers and abilities and he also sucked out all of the energy in Singularity's soul. Then, as soon as Lincoln was done, the stinger changes back, and then, a card with Singularity's spirit imprisoned and extremely weakened appeared in Lincoln's large left hand, and the Judgement Kanji appeared on Singularity's forehead and he was forever erased by The Black Gates for his crimes.
Lincoln: That's for what you've done to your world and to so many worlds in the Multiverse.
Lincoln then burned the card as it was engulfed in purple flames. Just then, Bayonetta held Lincoln's hand, as he turned to her and hugged her.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) Looks like that's another of my old enemies put down for good. Now, shall we be off for Lynn's Table, plus, I've also got a guest joining us for the humiliation session.
Nico: This should be good.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Rafael Macias of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, and he's coming to kill Maria Garcia and the other Fabled Gene-Slammers yet again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Rafael Macias of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's absolutely pissed off about what happened yesterday.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Antonio Maldonado must've found out about it, and now, he's really enraged now.
Zoe Kokkator: (Spanish Accent) Let him get enraged, we'd already had it up to hear with those Dark Santeria-practicing fanatics for the last time. So, we're finally going to get rid of Rafael Macias for good, excellent.
Me: With what you girls and Lincoln are doing by slaying every last member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, this is really pissing off Antonio Maldonado.
Nico: What these guys have done in causing this kind of horror and terror in Mexico years ago with their sacrificial rituals. They're even worse than The Church of Necrom, The Order of The Black Cross, or even The Chernabog Sisters.
Lincoln: Not exactly, Nico, unlike The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, those three groups we'd dealt with in the past were a danger to the entire world with their dark powers, and the crimes they'd committed against humanity were extremely dark, and they've made deals with the demonic forces of Hell by selling their souls in exchange for those dark powers.
Me: Yeah, The Chernabog Sisters' parents made the deal with The Devil before they were even born to give their unborn daughters the powers of Hell and The Order of The Black Cross toyed with dark Satanic forces.
Nicholette Torrington: And Damian Alaister and his fucked-up friends had sacrificed their own families in a dark Satanic Ritual in their devotion to Necrom, and after they gained their dark powers, they all went on a bloody rampage killing millions of people in their rampage.
Lincoln: Yep, so even compared to those three dark Satanic groups, The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte is not on a high-level threat like those three, but they're still just as dangerous as they kidnapped many innocent people and ritualistically murdered them in their dark rituals, and we can't forget that they tried to desecrate the bodies of the dead in Mexico's cemeteries for their dark sacrilegious rituals.
Nico: They're playing with forces they can never comprehend: messing with the bodies of the dead is bound to anger the spirits of the dead who're buried there. Alright, gang, let's head down to Lynn's Table for some lunch and one awesome humiliation session with the jerks.
Lincoln: Flip and the other jerks better be ready to cry like little babies 'cause we're not showing any of them any mercy at all, and once we get done making them suffer, you better say your prayers, Rafael Macias.
Zoe Kokkator: (Spanish Accent) That's right, Linky. You better say his prayers, Rafael Macias, because you deserve no salvation from God for your sins, for there is only one thing that awaits you: Eternal Damnation. And for all the stunts you all, along with Antonio Maldonado, have pulled, you've just made it even easier for us to carry out your death sentences.
Later it was time for Yan Lin's first ever ambassador mission.
Hay Lin: Grandma I'm so excited for you.
Yan Lin: I am too Hay Lin.
Qin: We all are Yan Lin. This is gonna be so awesome for you.
Me: Yep you're going to live Jim and his friends. And I have something I want to say to that jerkwad Steve for hurting Jim though.
Nico: Is he a bully?
Me: Yep. Even though he got better what he did was wrong.
Nico: Oh boy.
William: Anyone else want to go with Yan Lin? Besides Mal and 4 Rabbids?
Hay Lin: You know I will go with.
Qin: Okay then.
Will: Me and the Guardians will go too.
Nico: Awesome.
Me: Cool.
Nico: Okay are we ready?
Me: Lets head out for California guys.
We were off to Arcadia Oaks in California.
ARCADIA OAKS, CALIFORNIA
We arrived.
Me: Here we are guys.
Nico: Arcadia Oaks. Wow. Nice place.
Hay Lin: It sure is.
Jim came up to Mal.
Jim: (to Mal) You're the daughter of Maleficent, right?
Mal: That's right. Mal is my name. You must be Jim Lake Jr.?
Jim: That's right.
Me: Long time no see Jim.
Jim: Hey J.D.!
We high five!
Toby and Claire came too.
Toby: Hey J.D. you're back!
Claire: It's awesome to see you.
Me: Same here guys! You're all looking great.
Nico: Awesome to meet you guys.
Jim: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Wow it's an honor!
Nico: Same here.
Eli: We are here for a mission.
Yan Lin: It's my Ambassador Mission actually. My name is Yan Lin, Guardian of Air for Candrakar.
Me: It's part of a special Diplomatic Mission Program we made.
Hay Lin: Yan Lin is my grandmother.
We had everyone introduce themselves.
Claire: Wow it's aweosme to meet you guys.
Cassidy: Same to you.
Halinor: We're really honored.
Jim: Wanna talk more at my house?
Me: Sure. (Sees something) One sec.
I went over and saw Steve and he was shoving a kid into a locker and then I tapped him on his shoulder and then he saw me.
Me: Hey Steve remember me?
Steve gasped and then…
POW!
I punched him in the face and knocked him down.
Then I grabbed him by the shirt and braced him up with my tail and I let the kid out.
Steve: Hey J.D. Long time no see.
Me: I can see you haven't changed a bit Steve. But you need to learn some manners still. Lets get one thing straight Steve, you don't EVER pick on Jim or his friends or any of them as long as I'm present. Jim and his friends have been through hell with all kinds of things and you are not going to mess it up for them! Not while I'm present! Just stay out of my way. Consider this my warning.
I let him go.
Mal: I'm sure he gets the message.
Me: He better.
We went to Jim's house.
Jim: I'm home mom! I brought some friends.
Barbara Lake: Oh J.D.! Good to see you.
Me: You too Mrs. Lake it's great to see you again.
Nico: Pleasure to meet you ma'am.
Barbara Lake: Same to you Nico.
Yan Lin: We're with Jim and friends to help him out if the need be.
Jim: Um...Yan Lin, why are you considered Hay Lin's grandma? You look pretty young to me.
Nico: That's because she was originally an old lady.
Jim: Say what?
Nico: Yeah, let that sink in for a minute.
Me: When she joined us she regained 40 years of her youth back.
Irma Lair: Yeah it's a long story.
Taranee: It sure is.
Jim: Wow.
Nico: How exactly did you and J.D. meet?
Me: I was wondering when you were gonna ask that.
Jim: Me and J.D. met when we stopped the Eternal Night the last time and J.D. used his powers to cure me of my troll side.
Me: It was during when I lived in Colorado and I helped Jim on many of his adventures and that day was also the day I learned that I had the power to do anything with just a snap of my fingers.
Nico: Really? Cool!
Mal: Has there been any trouble these days?
Jim: My enemy Angor Rot is causing trouble.
Me: Then we'll finish him for good. I hope he isn't the main target for the big day.
Jim: No Morgana is.
Nico: Morgana? You mean Morgan Le Fey!?
Eli: The most powerful evil sorceress that ever lived!?
Jim: Yep.
Me: We faced her many times.
Mal: I think there's no harm in sealing Anger Rot in the Book of Vile Darkness. It's not every day we use that these days.
Me: Nope. I was hoping for the Black Gates because he wants nothing more than to kill the TrollHunters.
Claire: Black Gates?
Me: The deadliest technique we have in our arsenal.
I told them all about it and it was amazing.
Claire: Whoa!
Toby: So they are gone forever and we never have to see them again?
Me: Yep. Because of the horrible crimes they did they are erased forever from existence.
Nico: Yep.
Cassidy: It's good for us and the rest of the world.
Mal: But Anger Rot gets the Book of Vile Darkness because of the person he used to be.
Me: I understand.
Nico: Good.
Me: I remember that he turned against Morgana. Besides Morgana is the greater threat. Claire is Morgana still causing problems even after what happened?
Claire: So far nothing. But I have been having these bad dreams about her. I think she is coming back inside me.
Me: Uh oh. She's trying to come back through you. But luckily I have a plan for that.
Cassidy: Like we did with Teruo we'll have the Hernandez Sisters bring her back and then we can beat her up and banish her to the Warp and then wait for the big day to help out.
Jim: When is the big day with me?
Me: April 2nd. We have the Ridonculous Race to do after March 19th.
Jim: You sure that's a good idea after what happened with Team Buktu?
Toby: No way we bought any bullshit they said, BTW.
Me: Glad you didn't believe any of that. But believe us we are still going to participate. Not even Team Buktu can crush our spirits.
Nico: Besides it's still fun. Also we have our crime stopping system will help protect the city.
Me: Besides not only do we go all over the world but we see so many different places that we haven't gone to and we see and learn about what they have and more.
Jim: I just hope no one else tries to attack Gotham Riyal York while you guys are doing that.
Me: Don't worry guys. The president and the security satellite grid as well as our security system will watch for it all.
Nico: Yep.
Jim: Good.
The Rabbids gibbered.
Me: Oh sorry. These little guys are Rabbids.
Toby: They are cute.
Me: Yeah they sure are. But they are not the brightest lightbulbs in the closet of you know what I mean.
A Rabbid tried to lick one of Jim's books.
Jim: No! That's not for licking!
The Rabbid raspberried him.
Jim: Don't you raspberry me!
We laughed!
Me: (LAUGHS) See what I mean? They are idiots. They are not very smart. But they are great for a good laugh.
Nico: It's true.
Eddy: (LAUGHS) They sure are.
Me: Yeah.
Will Vandom: Yeah they are funny and know all sorts of funny things.
They farted and sounded like bagpipes.
We laughed.
Nico: See?
Yan Lin: All we can do is wait for Anger Rot to make his move.
Me: And just a forewarning we have a dark side of Eddy that is coming. He is going to try and kill you guys.
Eli: It's true.
We told them what happened and it was crazy.
Claire: Oh man!
Jim: Not good!
Barbara Lake: Oh man! Jim I can't let you go!
Jim: Mom I'll be fine.
Me: Mrs. Lake I promise Jim will be okay. Besides, like us, Jim was given a massively huge job and a massive responsibility like us. And our number 1 rule is that with great power comes great responsibility.
Eli: It's our most important rule.
Jim: That's right mom. I was undergoing a lot of training and helping people out.
Me: It's true.
Toby: Besides, we greatly outnumber them.
Me: So do we. With strength in numbers we're unstoppable. But lets not get cocky.
Cassidy: I agree.
Me: Besides I got an awesome surprise in store for Dark Eddy.
Toby: What is it?
I showed my new blaster.
Me: Dark Eddy isn't the only one now with an awesome laser blaster.
I saw a little evil troll coming at Jim and I pulled the trigger and then…
BOOM!
It fired a red laser blast and it hit the troll and obliterated it into nothing.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: (Gun Twirl) (Blows on the muzzle) (Holsters it)
Nico: Nice shot!
Toby: I saw that troll coming and J.D. blasted it into nothing!
Me: I went to our shooting range and got some practice in with it.
Eddy: Save some for me too.
Nico: Oh we plan to.
Claire: That blaster is awesome though.
Me: Thanks. Got it on Nico's recent rescue.
Halinor: It sure is awesome and cool.
Cassidy: It sure is.
Elyon: Yeah it is.
Claire: Wait. Something's coming up!
We saw ANGER ROT AND HE WAS DESTROYING THE STREETS!
Nico: He made his move!
Cassidy: Lets get a move on!
Nico: You heard her!
Jim: FOR THE GLORY OF MERLIN, DAYLIGHT IS MINE TO COMMAND!
He donned his Daylight Armor and sword!
Claire got her Shadow Staff!
And we were off.
We arrived and looked around.
Jimmy: Do you guys see him?
Mal: Nothing so far. Maybe he left.
Nico then felt something breathing behind him. He turned around and saw Anger Rot there.
He flipped and threw him down into the ground.
Nico: Not very smart sneaking up on me Anger Rot!
Anger Rot: I don't care as long as I kill you all!
Me: Still as rotten as all get out huh Anger.
Anger Rot: So you're back J.D. Now I can kill you just like how you nearly killed me.
Me: Looks like you and I have some unfinished business to do.
I fired waves of energy and blasted him down.
Nico: Phew! What the hell have you been eating, man? Here, let me help you out
Nico reached into one of his pockets to pull out a spray bottle before using it to spray inside of Anger Rot's mouth as Anger Rot holds his neck with his hands as he starts coughing up violently.
Anger Rot: (coughing) What the Hell was that stuff you just spray into my mouth?!
Nico: Oh, that was just pepper spray. I ran out of peppermint kind a while back so I had to replace it with this. (sees Anger Rot's pissed off expression) You seem really pissed off, pal.
Anger Rot: I WILL KILL YOU AND RESURRECT YOU AND KILL YOU AGAIN!
Me: Bring it on chump!
Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and electrocuted him.
I fired more energy waves and blasted him all over.
Nico: Sheesh this guy has a nasty temper.
Mal: (Gets out Midnight Sun's Disk Animal) Better get started before Dark Eddy gets here!
Mal pinged it and it formed into a miniature Midnight Sun and it fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed him down.
Me: Nice! Lets see. (Gets out Lord Drakkon's Disk Animal)
I pinged it and it formed into a mini-Lord Drakkon and fired green energy blasts and blasted him down!
Eli: WHOA!
Will Vandom: Lets get him! GUARDIANS UNITE!
The Guardians transformed!
Will Vandom: (ENERGY SURGES) THE HEART!
Irma Lair: (WATER SPLASHES) WATER!
Taranee: (FIRE BURNS) FIRE!
Cornelia Hale: (VINES GROW) EARTH!
Hay Lin: (WIND BLOWS) AIR!
Me: (LIGHTNING STRIKES) LIGHTNING!
Elyon: (CLOCKS TICK) TIME!
Megan McCallister: (STARS SHIMMER) SPACE!
Lillian: (LIGHT SHINES) LIGHT!
Cassidy: (WATER SPLASHES) POWER OF WATER!
Halinor: (FIRE BURNS) POWER OF FIRE!
Yan Lin: (WIND BLOWS) POWER OF AIR!
Kadma: (VINES GROW) POWER OF EARTH!
Nerissa: (ENERGY SURGES) POWER OF THE HEART!
We were ready!
I fired waves of lightning and electrocuted Anger Rot all over.
Anger Rot charged at Nico but he jumped over him as he hit a fire hydrant instead.
BLANG! SPLASH!
Nico: Come on you can do better than that chump!
Anger Rot roared and went at him and Nico dodged his punches and taunted him all over the place and he was getting weaker and weaker with his rage while we were getting stronger and stronger!
Nico kicked him in the back and he crashed into a street light!
Nico: What's the matter troll head? Had enough?
Anger Rot growled ferociously!
Anger Rot: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) I HATE YOU ALL! I WILL KILL YOU!
Our auras flared up with extreme ferociousness!
Nico: Nice!
Jim: WHOA! What was that!?
Claire: WHOA! Why do I suddenly feel so powerful!?
Me: It's one of our many powers. We have the power to get stronger from absorbing the negative energy of hatred and negative emotions.
Nico threw a flash bang grenade at him.
BANG!
He was blinded and deaf for a bit.
Nico: YEAH!
I then saw a laser scope target on Jim's back and I sensed that it was coming from a bush and then pulled out my blaster and fired and it hit a figure and it was Dark Eddy and he had his hands blown off!
Me: BULLSEYE!
Dark Eddy fired his blaster at Anger Rot, getting him in the shoulder.
Dark Eddy: (to Anger Rot) I'll deal with you in a minute. (approaches Claire and Toby menacingly)
Toby: We're gonna die!
Claire: Think positive!
Toby: We're gonna die quickly!
Eddy: You're not dying at all!
Eddy fires his blaster but Dark Eddy countered with his own blaster fire.
I fired my blaster and blew Dark Eddy's hands clear off and he screamed in pain!
I fired my blaster more and blasted him in his shoulders.
Jim: So he's Dark Eddy?
Eddy: Yep. That's my evil twin.
Jim: I definitely can see the difference. He has piercing red eyes.
Anger Rot charged at Nico again but he dodged it and he ended up charging at Dark Eddy instead.
SMASH!
He smashed him down!
Nico: Take that.
Anger Rot: YOU WATCH IT YOU FREAK!
Dark Eddy: WHY YOU LITTLE!
Dark Eddy bashed and smashed him all over in a brutal fight cloud.
Me: For the love of mike.
Nico: I think Big Guy is starting to rub off on you J.D.
Me: Yeah.
Anger Rot: Stay out of this! J.D. is mine to kill!
Dark Eddy: Get in line, dumbass!
Nazz: Maybe if you weren't insistent on working alone, you would've been able to recreate the 20 Days of Darkness.
Me: Nazz don't give him any ideas.
Nazz: Sorry.
Dark Eddy: I DON'T NEED ANY HELP!
Dark Eddy pulverized and smashed Anger Rot!
Dark Eddy: IF I HAD MY HANDS I WOULD KILL YOU ALL RIGHT NOW!
Nico: (to Dark Eddy) Oh, don't be a baby. You'll get your hands back.
Kevin: (laughs) Yeah, about a week from now during Nerissa's first mission! Dork!
Me: BURN!
Nico: Yep!
Eli fired a Force Blast and sent him back into the Book of Vile Darkness Dimension.
Eli saw Dark Eddy's blaster and decided to put it to use for himself.
Eli: If bro can use a blaster then so can I.
Jim: I guess that means Dark Eddy doesn't have a blaster now.
Mal: For the moment. But he'll probably get a new one by next time the same way he got this one after Eddy ejected him from his body.
Me: Yep. But he only has 12 times left.
Jim: What do you mean by that?
Me: Nico put a curse on Dark Eddy that will banish him to the Black Gates after 24 First missions for the Ambassadors. This is number 12 so that means we're at the halfway mark.
Will: We sure are.
Eddy: It's true.
Nico: I hope another Gene Slammer shows up!
Jim: Gene-slammer?
Nico: Ugly story.
But then…
SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH!
Anger Rot was slashed all over by a fast force. Then we saw a Sneasel.
Me: Hey a Sneasel!
Nico: Cool!
Jim: Just like old times!
Me: You got that right!
Nico: Yeah!
Eli: That was great!
Claire: Just like old times J.D.
Me: You got that right Claire. And even more fun because all of us are here.
Kadma: That's true.
Toby: Now, who's the Sneasel?
Me: Yeah we owe you big.
Sneasel: (In a girls voice) Yeah it was no problem.
Nico gasped.
Nico: Erin?
Sneasel: Yep.
Nico: Guys meet Erin Clewell. She is a great detective.
Me: Cool!
Jim: Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?
Sneasel: My favorite is when me and Nico solved the case of the missing jewels of Saudi Arabia and the Sheik gave us a huge reward for it and the culprits were banished and sent to the Black Hole of Calcutta.
Me: Wow! I've read all about that in the world news! That was cool!
Cassidy: It sure was.
Elyon: I'll say!
Me: Lets get you back to normal.
I put on my blind man glasses.
Jim: Shades?
Me: Oh blind man glasses. I can't see anything out of these.
Claire: Let me guess, sometimes they are naked when they revert back and Nicole will kill anyone that peeks at them.
Me: You did your homework Claire.
Claire: I've seen how Nicole hates perverts.
Me: Nice catching on.
Nico covered his eyes and got out a black leotard and I snapped my fingers and the boys covered their eyes as she was reverting back. She was a girl with black hair and red eyes and was naked and Nico gave her the leotard and she put it on and got up.
Erin Clewell: Whoa that was rough.
Nico: Are you okay?
Erin Clewell: I'll be all right.
Nico and Erin hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Erin: Me too Nico. Me too.
We later came back.
May: Hey welcome back guys. How did it go?
Me: Really awesome!
We told everyone all about it and it was great!
May: COOL!
Qin: Wow that was awesome! Erin it's awesome to see you again.
Erin Clewell: You too Qin. And guys I'm glad you're all back.
Missy Rodger: Same here. Welcome back Erin.
Yan Lin: It was awesome though helping out Jim.
Me: It was just like the old times.
May: Next time, Lucemon should go with you.
Yan Lin: Good idea!
Qin: I can't wait to see who we face next.
Later we were watching TV and then Pinkie Pie came in holding her hand on her stomach.
Rusty: You okay, Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: My tum tum is acting weird.
Me: What's the matter?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
But then her stomach churned and her face turned green.
Pinkie Pie: UH OH!
ZOOM!
I ran and brought her a trash can and she threw up!
Me: Geez!
Lola: Boy that is awful.
Me: Did you eat something bad Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: (VOMITS) I don't think so.
Me: Better call in Varie and Lady Tsunade.
They came and they ran some tests.
Lady Tsunade: Well you look all right Pinkie.
Varie: Hmm. I wonder.
Varie scanned her stomach and gasped.
Pinkie Pie: What is it?
Varie: Well it's about time you had this happen. Pinkie Pie…
Nicole: I don't believe it!
Pinkie Pie: (GASP) You mean I'm! I'm!
Varie: Yep you are pregnant Pinkie Pie.
Lincoln: (GASP) Pinkie! (EXCITED) PINKIE YOU ARE GOING TO BE A MOTHER AGAIN!
Pinkie Pie: (OVERJOYED) I'M PREGNANT! WOOHOO!
She turned into a ball and ricocheted off the walls and pinball bumper noises were heard!
BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING!
She was bouncing off the walls like a pinball in a pinball machine!
Brittney: What's going on here?
Pinkie Pie: A BABY, BRITTNEY! I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY!
Brittney: WHOA!
We cheered wildly for Pinkie and she and Lincoln hugged.
Pinkie Pie: I'M PREGNANT! I'M PREGNANT! I'M PREGNANT! I'M PREGNANT!
POP!
She fell to pieces.
Pinkie's Mouth: Go Pinkie.
Big Guy: For the love of mike.
We put her back together.
Undermine: Good thing we don't have anything big planned for today.
Nico: Thank goodness.
The Previous group of M.O.E. Members came and it was Firebrand, Man Boy, Femme Fetale, Trapster, Saix, Kangor, Spot, 2016 Morbucks, Jack O Lantern, Turtle, Comrade Red, Country Boy, Evil Flare Woman, Yost X 23, Psyphon, Evil Star Man, Weather Report, Glomgold, Rishu, and Scirocco Mole.
Firebrand: What's all the excitement about guys?
Turtle: We heard Pinkie Pie bouncing off the walls and she was so excited.
Nico: Pinkie has great news!
Evil Flare Woman: Let me guess, she's going to have a baby?
Me: Bingo.
Qin: We're really excited her her.
Twilight Sparkle: And she is the last one of us to get pregnant.
Nico: We're really excited for her.
Red Lantern Ratchet: Nico, which teams have you made this time?
Nico: Tommy Himi's team will include Luna Lovegood, Hayley Buckingham, Big Guy & Rusty, Illusen, and Dr. Erica Slate. Frosta's team will include Shirahoshi, Gloria Gillespie, Nereid the Water Faerie, Space Faerie, and Tooth Faerie.
Me: Cool!
Rusty: All right Big Guy! We're on a team!
Big Guy: I have a feeling this will be as fun as flossing some titanium teeth.
Space Faerie: It sure will be.
Shirahoshi: I agree there too.
Illusen: You got that right.
Me: And Shirahoshi, I gave you the power to shrink and grow at will just so you know.
Shirahoshi: Thanks J.D.
Saix: It's obvious that me, Firebrand, Man Boy, Femme Fatale, Trapster, Kangor, Spot, 2016 Morbucks, Jack O Lantern, and Turtle are coming with you guys?
Psyphon: Me, Comrade Red, Country Boy, Evil Flare Woman, Yost X 23, Evil Star Man, Weather Report, Glomgold, Rishu, and Scirocco Mole are coming as well.
Nico: Yes you guys can come with.
Me: Also you were just curious as to what was going on.
Nico: Yeah.
Evil Star Man: Yeah but congratulations Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: Thanks guys.
Me: We'll go to the doctor after we have our fun.
Varie: Yep.
Indigo Zap: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: I'm hoping for Plioswine and Octillery next.
Qin: Cool! Hey Nico someone is behind you.
Nico: Where.
He saw a figure and it was an Ursaring eating a jar of honey!
Me: Hey an Ursaring!
Qin: Cool!
Me: Wow and this one really likes honey.
Nico: No kidding.
Ursaring: (Slurps) (In a girls voice) Sorry about that. I love honey.
Nico: (GASP) Brianna Beevania! Wow!
Qin: Hey our awesome resident honey master.
Ursaring: (LAUGHS) You got that right Qin.
She reverted back and was a girl with blond hair and brown clothes and had a brown crescent moon in the middle of her forehead.
Xenia: You sure love honey.
Brianna Beevania: I sure do. Eat it all the time.
Maria: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Me: I think it has something to do with honey.
Brianna Beevania: Yep. Me and Nico rainbow honey.
Me: Rainbow Honey?
J.D. 2: (Through my crest) I haven't had that in ages. It comes from the nectar of a flower that grew in my dimension called the Rainbow Nebula Goldenrod. It tastes like the true nectar of the gods and is the best honey ever.
Me: Whoa! That is cool!
Brianna Beevania: Yep. This flower made me and my family rich and wealthy.
Nico: It's really awesome honey.
Xenia: That is awesome.
Me: Yeah! We'll have to try some of that honey later.
Nico and Brianna hugged.
Nico: I've really missed…
Brianna stuck some honey on her finger in Nico's mouth.
Nico: Mmm!
Brianna Beevania: Me too my honey making partner.
Nico: I really missed you.
Brianna Beevania: Same here.
Camie: That's awesome.
Qin: It sure was.
Nico: Lets go head to Lynn's Table and have lunch and an awesome humiliation session.
We went to Lynn's Table.
At Lynn's Table, the jerks were grumbling and were now extremely getting pissed off at the amount of humiliations they've had to suffer through at our hands. Suddenly, black and red butterflies came inside the restaurant flying around the jerks, but then, demons began attacking the jerks and more gold and jewels came out of them. Then, a tornado of darkness appeared out of nowhere as Infernal Demons were running around the vortex unleashing unrelenting torment and agony on the jerks, followed by an explosion and a Phoenix and Thunderbird cry as the tornado vanished, and we appeared.
Nico: Good afternoon, Lynn's Table crew.
Man Boy: Here we are!
Country Boy: Sorry we're late!
Lynn Sr.: Hey, guys. That was an awesome entrance, and if I had to guess, you let Bayonetta do the entrance, right, champ?
Lincoln: Right, Dad.
The jerks were growling angrily, and they were now mega pissed off now.
Nico: Oh go suck on a doorknob asswipers.
Me: (Snickers) Looks like Bayonetta's grand entrance has got the jerks mega pissed off now!
Lincoln: Looks like it. But, the jerks deserve it for everything they've ever done in their lives, and I'm so going to enjoy this! (To Killjoy Huggins, Flip, Lewis Travolta, Pablo, and Anderson) And I think I'll start with you five first! (Speaking in Enochian) APACHANA NAPTA
Coils of darkness appeared behind Lincoln, and two large red portals with Enochian runes opened up, and out came the six arms of the Infernal Demon, Hekatoncheir, Shatterer of the Earth. The six arms proceeded to punch Killjoy Huggins, Flip, Lewis Travolta, Pablo, and Anderson with such ruthless brute force and more gold and jewels came out of them, and they were really bruised bad, and the six arms were dispatched.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) Smashing, Linky, truly smashing!
Nico: Which Infernal Demon was that?
Lincoln: That was Hekatoncheir, Shatterer of the Earth. When it comes to brute strength, this Infernal Demon's also another heavy-hitting demon Bayonetta has a contract with.
Me: Yeesh, that's brutal. But, also good for giant enemies as well, that's awesome.
Suddenly, we heard a motorcycle engine outside.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) Ah, that must be our guest coming to join in.
Then, the doors opened, and we saw a tall, slender, youthful looking woman with porcelain skin and thigh length platinum hair, a bodysuit that resembles Bayonetta's default appearance in Bayonetta 2, but colored white, an Umbran Watch placed near her left breast, and in her hands and on her heels are All For One with cat charms on the guns. It was none other than Jeanne, Bayonetta's childhood friend, and the second of the Umbra Witches.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) Ah, Jeanne, so glad you made it.
Jeanne: Sorry I took long, the traffic there was quite unbearable, Cereza.
Me: Cereza?
Nicole and Lincoln: Bayonetta's real name.
Jeanne: (Sees us) Wait a second, you're Team Loud Phoenix Storm, aren't you?
Nico: Right, Jeanne. So, you're the special guest Bayonetta mentioned.
Jeanne: That's right, when she told me of what you all were about to do in humiliating the jerks, she decided to call me over to join in.
Nicole: We're glad she did. Oh, and I think there's something that you should know, Jeanne.
Jeanne: You mean of Cereza getting together with Lincoln Loud? Oh, I already know about it, Nicole. By the way, where is he?
Lincoln tapped her shoulder, and when she turned to see who it was, she suddenly looked up to see the man who's Bayonetta's future husband.
Jeanne: Oh my, you're...Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm? I must say, Cereza certainly was not kidding around when she described you: tall, handsome, big, and muscular.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) And he's known to be quite a gentleman. But, of course, he's also known to be quite passionate.
Lincoln blushed at what Bayonetta said.
Luna: And don't worry, we've kept an eye on your Umbran sister, and she's more than once flirted with Lincoln.
Laney: Well, some of his Guardian Angels have also flirted with him in the past, Luna.
Jeanne: (Intrigued) Well, well, well, looks like someone has quite the reputation with the ladies.
Nico: Uh oh, I sense something about to happen.
Suddenly, Jeanne walked up to Lincoln, who knew what was coming, and he then hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and he slowly leaned his head down to Jeanne's face and he kissed her passionately, as she returned the kiss, and we cheered.
Jeanne: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) Tall, handsome, big, strong, and a passionate kisser, I think I can get used to this.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Jeanne's neck with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) Looks like Linky's got a new future wife and addition to his harem, nice.
Flip: Eww, gross!
Eli: Shaddup, you mutant cheapskate!
Eli fired Force Lightning at Flip and electrocuted him big time.
Jeanne: Well, the fun's already getting started. Let me have a go at them. (Speaking in Enochian) PDI BARMA!
Coils of Jeanne's hair came down as a portal opened up, and a figure came out, it was Madama Styx, Decider of Ends, Jeanne's Contracted Demoness. Madama Styx proceeded to viciously attack all the jerks and she even scratched them with her nails, leaving scratch marks and more gold and jewels came out of them, then, Madama Styx was dispatched.
Nicole: That was Jeanne's Contracted Demoness, Madama Styx, Decider of Ends. But, unlike with Madama Butterfly who has a butterfly theme, Madama Styx has a moth theme, but she's just as deadly as Madama Butterfly.
Me: And we saw how deadly Madama Butterfly is when Bayonetta summoned her on the jerks.
Nico: We sure did.
Tricloid: Let's give them Poo Faces next!
Me: Oh I plan to.
I tripped Amy and she fell face first into a pile of bear poop!
SPLAT!
Amy: (SPITS) EW! WHO BROUGHT IN A BEAR IN HERE!?
N'Dugo: Bad girl falls in poop classical element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads and laugh. Ready?
Everyone: Ready! (Laughs Hysterically)
THAT ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP!
WE LAUGHED!
Yost X 23: What next?
Trapster: How about I shoot glue at them?
Nico: Go for it.
He shot glue at the jerks and it was awesome and sticky.
Nico: Nice.
Big Guy: Time to give these guys a dose of American Justice. CANDYGRAM!
He had his blasters and missiles fire and they blasted the jerks all over to kingdom come and really were pumped full of lead and smashed them all over the place. Then a massive eruption of gold, jewels and diamonds blasted out of them.
Nico: Take that!
Robin Food: Me and the Hungry Men will do this next one!
Me: Go for it.
They went and bashed and pulverized the jerks all over the place.
Robin Food: Todays special pulverized jerks with an extra side order of pain.
BAM SMASH WHAM!
They were really pulverized all over.
Lola: Nice!
Rusty fired his Nucleo Proton blasts and smashed the jerks all over the place with incredible force.
Me: YEAH!
2016 Morbucks: Who's next?
Glomgold: (Scottish Accent) I am!
He formed a huge gold club and smashed down Billy McLean with it!
Qin: Take that!
Amy: (GROWLS) HEY BLUE HAIR!
Vambre: (British Accent) Me?
Amy: Who else? You have the stupidest accent ever and you have a lame personality!
Vambre: (GASP) OH NO YOU DID NOT MISSY!
OH SHE DID NOT JUST GO THERE!
Amy: YEAH AND YOU WEARING NO PANTS SHOWS THAT YOU HAVE NO BRAINS!
WE GASPED!
ME: UH OH!
Brimstone: Hit the deck!
We ducked and covered and then VAMBRE WENT COMPLETELY APESHIT ON THE JERKS!
SHE THRASHED AND PULVERIZED THEM LIKE A MASSIVE ARMY OF RABID DOGS AND REALLY MADE SURE THEY WERE PULVERIZED AND BRUTALLY SMASHED AND MANGLED UP!
The jerks were REALLY SMASHED UP!
She came back.
Me: Feel better Vambre?
Vambre: Indeed I do.
Me: Just for that one Amy, I'm going to blow you to pieces!
Scirocco Mole: Non fatal, of course.
Turtle: It's my turn!
But then a massive pile of jemms blasted out of Amy.
I caught it and gave it to the Warrior Siblings.
Me: WHEW! Whoa! Lincoln I didn't know your curse does different kinds of currencies. Including Jemms.
Lincoln: You never asked.
Me: Touché. Lets see here. (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)
LITTLE BLUE BOMB MAGISWORD!
I fired bombs and they hit Amy and exploded and blasted her down.
Turtle: Nico kick me and smash me into them.
Nico: You got it!
Nico kicked him and smashed him into the jerks and then a huge pile of jewels came out.
Yagura: Poliwag, show what you do to Amy!
Poliwag: You got it!
Poliwag slapped Amy all over the place with his tail all over with intense force and then blasted her with a HYPER BEAM BLAST and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
She was burned and badly hurt and she had a massive pile of gold bars explode out of her and Poliwag got them as an awesome tip.
Poliwag: The great thing about this job is that you get a great tip from keeping her in line.
Me: Awesome!
Lynn Sr.: Order up!
Nico: Oh take five guys. Time for grub.
We got our food and got to eating.
Me: (Eating an Ultimeatum) Mmm! Delicious!
Rishu: (sees Jack O Lantern get out a pumpkin bomb) Hold on. Jack O Lantern still has one more in mind.
Jack O Lantern: I can tell you this isn't explosive.
He got out a Pumpkin Pie.
Me: A Pumpkin Pie?
Jack O Lantern: You'll see.
He threw it and it hit Walter Peck and then a massive explosion of marshmallow cream blasted out and covered him and he shouted out horrible words at us yelling how much he hated us with incredible fury and our auras exploded out!
Nico: WHOA!
Moondancer: Geez! What an idiot!
Eye Five: So, Pinkie. How does it feel to be pregnant?
Pinkie Pie: It feels great!
Qin: We're so happy for you.
Me: (Eating fries) We all are.
Nico: Yep. (Drinking Root Beer) (BELCH) Excuse me. (Eating Inferno Wings)
Kangor: (Jamaican Accent) I hope your baby is just as cheerful as you, mon.
Evil Star Man: With her own Party Cannon.
Little Cheese: Just like me and my siblings.
Pinkie Pie: Oh I have a feeling they will.
Qin: And lets hope they are great party planners too.
Nico: That will be awesome.
Camie: Yeah. It sure will be.
We were eating and have a really great meal.
Rhino: So, Erin. How did you meet Nico?
Erin Clewell: Me and Nico went to school together and I met him when we were in kindergarten.
Nico: Me and Erin did all kinds of art crafts together and I would even fly Erin all over in the sky to see the sunsets.
Xenia: That is so cool.
Camie: It sure is.
Qin: It was so awesome.
Spot: You should be very proud of Nico.
Weather Report: He really has come a long way.
Erin Clewell: I am really proud of him. And also I like being a Sneasel. It's my favorite Pokemon.
Qin: That is awesome.
Nuova Shenron: Though, no offense, but a Sneasel isn't really the biggest Pokemon out there.
Erin Clewell: None taken but it still packs a wallop.
Me: You should have seen what she did to Anger Rot earlier. She mutilated him with her claws and speed.
Nico: It's true.
Allie Wilde: That is so cool though. But it's awesome that you and Nico have known each other for a long time. Just like how me and J.D. have known each other in our school days.
Erin Clewell: That is awesome Allie.
Poliwag: Me and several of the mascots aren't big Pokemon and we still pack a wallop.
Femme Fatale: Of course you do.
Evil Flare Woman: We're just pointing out facts.
Nico: I know.
Me: I know too. They do say big things do come in small packages.
Xenia: That's a fact.
Izzy Moonbow: I agree there too.
Ravage: Same with me and several of the Mini-Cassettes.
Me: That's true and also you guys play awesome songs as well.
Ravage: Yep we sure do.
Me: It's a darn shame we don't use cassette players anymore.
Nico: I know. That was years ago. But it's still fun.
Xenia: That's for sure.
Firebrand: Time for the usual battles.
Comrade Red: (Russian Accent) And after that, the finale!
Me: Yep. After we eat.
We got to finishing our meal and we were full.
Me: Ahh.
We were stuffed!
Me: Good meal. (BELCH) Oh pardon me.
Nico: No worries. Call it in Maria.
Maria: You got it.
She did so and then Heat Wave, Stinky Butt, Melter, Touch & Go, Po Kong, Titanium Toenail, Unicorn, Bane, Red X, U Foes, Evil Flame Man, Malodor, Yost Viper, Evil Search Man, Shakedown, Rambling Ghost, Capricorn Zodiarts, Buff Frog, Burnertron, and Bunnie and Clyde appeared.
Nico: Heat Wave, Stinky Butt, Melter, Touch & Go, Po Kong, Titanium Toenail, Unicorn, Bane, Red X, U Foes, Evil Flame Man, Malodor, Yost Viper, Evil Search Man, Shakedown, Rambling Ghost, Capricorn Zodiarts, Buff Frog, Burnertron, and Bunnie and Clyde.
Heat Wave: (to Pinkie Pie) Good thing we're just having humiliations today.
Stinky Butt: Otherwise, you'd have to sit out.
Pinkie Pie: I know! That is good!
Melter: Good thing you're all set for tomorrow.
Pinkie Pie: It sure is!
Mr. Go: (to Nico) We heard you faced Number 7's fellow robots.
Nico: We sure did.
Po Kong: They'll make excellent additions.
Me: I thought it was a good idea.
?: That is cool
A figure came out and it was SHORTY from episode 21 & 22 of SPD!
Shorty was called upon by Morgana to team-up and take over Earth, him acting as the muscle in her scheme. They were soon joined by Shorty's brother, Devastation, and they summoned a firework display on Earth.
Shorty proved to be a powerful adversary, able to challenge the Shadow Ranger's skill and even could defeat the B-Squad Rangers alone.
Shorty later grew into a giant when he was attacked by the Canine Cannon. With the Delta Runners still under repair from an earlier attack, the Rangers joined up with Shadow to form the Delta Command Megazord.
However, Shorty was much too fast, jumping all over the place so they couldn't launch any kind of attack, and blasted the Megazords.
Luckily for the Rangers, the (then unidentified) Omega Ranger showed up in his Omegamax Cycle which was able to keep up, and he was finally destroyed by the Omegamax Megazord using its Omegamax Spinout.
Sam the Omega Ranger: Shorty!
Shorty: Been a while Omega Ranger!
Me: I remember you! You were sent by Morgana to take over Earth and you were her muscle in her scheme and Sam the Omega Ranger destroyed you and made you one of those rare instance kills.
Shorty: That's right. Good memory.
Me: Yep.
Shorty: I didn't expect to be blown up last time!
Sam the Omega Ranger: Sorry! I didn't exactly have time to contain you that day.
Me: Oops.
Qin: That's okay though.
Me: Now we can make up for that.
We got the battles underway.
Taranee, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Tammy Rosalinda, Lara Laramie, Zilius Zox and Red Lantern Ratchet VS Heat Wave - Nico's Rescue and battling The Legion Ex Machina
Heat Wave was first.
Heat Wave: (to Taranee) Nico's rescue involved battling The Legion Ex Machina. That's where Number 7 came from, right?
Taranee: That's right. Number 7 was made by the same guy.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah that's right.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It's amazing that Dr. Poindexter made all 7 of the Legion.
Sunburn: That was awesome though. Also it is cool that he made them.
Tammy Rosalinda: It sure is.
Lara Laramie: We all agree on that one.
Heat Wave: We sure do. Lets do it!
Taranee activated her Legend Items.
TARANEE'S FAIRY INFERNO! TARANEE'S INFERNO OF FURY!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Loki, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Claire Terrance, Hawkgirl, Indigo Zap and Gloriosa Daisy VS Stinky Butt - Meeting Another Arabiana Nights and Battling Another Xigbar
Stinky Butt was next.
Stinky Butt: (to Loki) Nico, Erza's team, Xigbar's team, and the others did good battling Another Arabiana Nights. And Another Xigbar too.
Loki: They sure did and it was literally a blast and J.D. got an awesome new blaster out of it.
Rainbow Dash: Boy he sure did and that was cool.
Scootaloo: It sure was awesome.
Whirlwind: I agree there too.
Claire Terrance: It sure is an awesome blaster.
Hawkgirl: It sure is.
Stinky Butt: That is cool. Lets to it! (LOUD FART)
Loki activated his Legend Items.
LOKI'S FARTS OF GLORY! FARTS OF POWER!
They fired waves of lightning, wind, rainbows and farts and smashed him down.
Aquaman, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Melissa Edinborough, Squidward, Squilliam, Gus Garv and Tricloid VS Melter - Lincoln's Rescue
Melter was next.
Melter: (to Aquaman) I heard Lincoln's rescue involved him fighting another former friend. How'd it go?
Aquaman: It was great and they took down the exiled member of the Elemental Dancers. Her name si Zayla Aslton and she wants revenge. The story is she was once The Darkness Elemental Dancer for The Elemental Dancers, but she wound up getting consumed by fame and glory, and it turned her into a monster just like Anna's former sister, Tanya Anyanova, and she tried to kill Lincoln and the other Elemental Dancers, but she was caught by the other Guardian Angels, and she was kicked out of the Elemental Dancers, and Alecto Shadowcall put a curse on her and she warned her: if she ever catches Zayla here again for revenge, the curse will have her sealed inside a crystal prison for eternity. But now, Zayla Alston is back after years in exile, and even worse, the curse Alecto Shadowcall put on her years ago has been broken, and Zayla Alston also gained dark powers, thanks to a deal she made with Beatrix Redmoon, the banished dark witch and hated blood enemy of Alecto Shadowcall, and even worse, Beatrix Redmoon was the one who broke Alecto's curse that she put on Zayla Alston, now, we're going to take her down and Lincoln's going to remove her powers and send her straight to jail, and Alecto's going to give a really nasty warning to Beatrix Redmoon before we head back.
Melter: Oh man! That is intense!
Rarity: Oh it certainly was darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah it sure was.
Gill Grunt: I'll say.
Melissa Edinborough: I thought it was awesome and fun battling Zayla.
Squidward: Same with me.
Squilliam: Indeed.
Melter: That was cool. Lets do it!
Aquaman used his Legend Items.
AQUAMAN'S ATLANTIS CRUSADE! DEFENDERS OF ATLANTIS!
They fired waves of water, ice, jewels and energy and smashed him down.
Tyler Bowman, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Yamiko Shinnosuke, Raven, Robin Food and Mushi VS Touch & Go - Meeting Gene-slammers for Cherubble, Strombonin, Yawstrich, and G'joob
Mr. Touch & Go were next.
Mr. Touch: (to Tyler) We heard you guys met Gene-slammers for Cherubble, Strombonin, Yawstrich, and G'joob. What are their names?
Tyler: Their names are Haruka Kuramitsu, Suiren Makibi, Yangchen Fēiniǎo, and Kiyoshi Shíhuān and they are really awesome.
Fluttershy: They sure are and they are really amazing.
Tornado Bolt: They sure are and it's awesome having them with us. Their story is cool too.
FLASHBACK
Haruka Kuramitsu: (Japanese Accent) Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Haruka, what memories do you and the other Elemental Dancers have with Lincoln?
Haruka Kuramitsu: (Japanese Accent) Oh, I still remembered this one time, Lincoln, me, Yangchen, Suiren, and Kiyoshi were doing some practice in the dance studio for a little show for a performance at school, and the other Guardian Angels were there as well. But, then, we heard a loud burp in the air, and there was no mistaking that burp from anywhere. Then, the doors burst open, and we saw Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan standing there with knives, and their eyes were red with hatred and insanity, and we knew they were on the rampage again. So, we had to use our dancing skills to beat Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and we combined that with our elemental powers, and we burned, pounded, drenched, electrocuted, and blew Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan out the doors and right into Luna's path, where she tied those five up, threw them into Vanzilla, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud drove back to The Loud House to deliver their punishment.
Nico: Jeez, so those five were on the rampage again and tried to kill you all to ruin your performance.
Lincoln: Yeah, they were nothing but gluttons for punishment. Oh, and we updated our code words as well. Ever since another Evil Lynn was Another-ified into Another Dumbbelltron yesterday, we were concerned if Swartz Another-ified evil versions of Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan as well, and they also want to kill me as well.
Lincoln gave us the updated code words, in the case of encountering evil versions of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan who've been Another-ified by Swartz.
Evil Lori - Code: Control Freak Black
Evil Lynn - Code: Dutch Oven Black
Evil Lola - Code: Blackmail Pageant Black
Evil Lisa - Code: Heartless Science Black
Evil Luan - Code: Deranged Prankster Black
Nico: Nice updates to the codes, and you're right, if Swartz Another-ified evil versions of Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, we're in for one nasty fight with them.
Lincoln: But, my Guardian Angels who hated Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan will be ready for them, and so will I, 'cause I've got years of payback to unleash on them!
FLASHBACK ENDS
Mr. Go: OH MAN! Lincoln is gonna have TONS of pain and suffering to unleash on them.
Mr. Touch: No kidding.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh he sure is ja.
Stealth Elf: It will be good for him too.
Yamiko Shinnosuke: It sure will.
Raven: That's for sure.
Mr. Touch: You got that right. Lets do it!
Tyler used his Legend Items.
TYLER'S SPACE FLIGHT! STELLAR FURY FLIGHT OF THE STARS!
They fired waves of leaves, grass, fruit, flowers and energy and smashed them down.
Nora Valkyrie, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Mya Edmundton, Osmosis Jones, Drix, Undermine and Brimstone VS Po Kong - Yan Lin's first mission
Po Kong the Demon Sorcerer of The Mountain was next.
Po Kong: (to Nora) Today was Yan Lin's first mission. Hard to believe J.D. helped Jim out before.
Nora: That was so awesome and cool.
Applejack: It sure is amazing.
Apple Bloom: We all were amazed.
Flashwing: I agree there! I thought it was awesome and cool.
Mya Edmundton: It sure would be awesome.
Osmosis Jones: Yeah it sure would be.
Drix: Yep.
Po Kong: Boy that's cool. Lets do it!
Nora activated her legend items.
NORA'S PANCAKE LOVE! NORA'S GRIMM SMASHING JOURNEY!
They fired waves of earth, rock, boulders, mud, crystal and apples and energy and smashed her down.
Chazz Princeton, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Amethyst Viola, Jesse Anderson, Magma, and Yagura VS Titanium Toenail - Pinkie Pie's Big News
Titanium Toenail was next.
Titanium Toenail: (to Chazz) Pinkie Pie's pregnant?! I guess she reacted like she did when Cadance and Shining Armor had a baby of their own.
Chazz: She sure did and she turned into a pinball and bounced off the walls like a bullet fired from a gun. Pinball bumper noises were heard and she was really excited.
Pinkie Pie: You bet I am! I can't wait!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) We are really excited.
Featherweight: Yeah we are!
Sprocket: It sure is gonna be awesome!
Amethyst Viola: I agree there too!
Jesse Anderson: It was really awesome too.
Titanium Toenail: I agree there. This will be awesome. Lets do it!
Chazz used his Legend Items.
CHAZZ'S CHTHONIAN WRATH! CHAZZ IT UP!
They fired waves of fire, metal, gears and energy and lightning and smashed him down.
Sheila Castille, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Krystal Flemmington, Shino Aburame, Eye Five and Eye Scream VS Unicorn - Nothing like awesome and funny humiliations and a good meal
Unicorn was next.
Unicorn: (to Sheila) Nothing like awesome and funny humiliations and a good meal. Wouldn't you say?
Sheila: I agree there totally.
Twilight Sparkle: Laughter is the best medicine after all and it's amazing.
Starshine Sparkle: Yep and it's always fun to get a great laugh in.
Spyro: You got that right.
Krystal Flemmington: It sure is awesome and fun.
Shino Aburame: I agree there. Even though I don't laugh that much.
Unicorn: That's okay. Lets do it!
Sheila used her legend items.
SHEILA'S CRUSADE OF JUSTICE! SHEILA'S SPIDERS OF JUSTICE!
They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.
Laney Loud, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Laura Wynn, Crysta, Venom and Rhino VS Bane - Killjoy Huggins, Madame Margaret and Walter Peck now part of the Humiliation Roster
Bane was next.
Bane: (to Laney) (Spanish Accent) Killjoy Huggins, Madame Margaret and Walter Peck are now part of the Humiliation Roster. Though Peck was added first.
Laney: He was. But it's awesome that the kids and all of us are getting some payback in on these clods.
Starlight Glimmer: Beating these guys up is very therapeutic for all of us and it's so awesome and funny.
Hex: It sure is.
Cozy Glow: We always get a great laugh out of all of them.
Laura Wynn: You got that right guys.
Crysta: It's fun.
Bane: Indeed it is. Lets do it amigos.
Laney used her legend items!
LANEY'S SHE-HULK POWER! LANEY'S PLANTS OF FURY!
They fired waves of flowers, bones, blood, skulls, magic, stars, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Hunter, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Yulia Zemerouski, Naruto, Nuova Shenron and Princess Rose VS Red X - Hope the Jerks get what's coming to them in a funny and comedic way
Red X was next.
Red X: (to Hunter) I hope the Jerks get what's coming to them in a funny and comedic way. You guys probably have a finishing act planned after the usual battles.
Hunter: (German Accent) Oh ja ja. Und we always have a great time with this too.
Princess Celestia: It's always so fun dishing out some good justice and pranks on jerks.
King Solar: You got that right.
Solar Eclipsa: It's so fun and cool.
Amber Morning: It's always fun and cool and great.
Spotlight: You got that right.
Yulia Zemerouski: Yeah that is for sure.
Naruto: Yep. You got that right.
Red X: That is for sure guys. Lets do it!
Hunter used his legend items.
HUNTER'S ADVENTURES OF LIGHT! HUNTER'S GERMAN MIGHT!
They fired waves of light and fire and smashed him down.
Syd Chang, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Ophelia Bluestein, Choji, Ravage and Ratbat VS U-Foes - The Jerks are a massive menace to the people of Earth
The U-Foes were next.
Vector: (to Syd) The Jerks are a massive menace to the people of Earth.
Vapor: Good thing they can't harm anyone anymore.
Syd Chang: Boy ain't that the truth.
Princess Luna: But these guys are always up for a fun challenge and more.
Moondust: As long as we kick their butts to the curb.
Snowdrop: Yep. It's fun.
Gari: It sure is awesome and cool.
Blackout: You got that right.
Ophelia Bluestein: And have a good meal too.
Choji: That's for sure.
X-Ray: I agree there too.
Ironoclad: You got that right.
Vector: Yep. Lets do it!
Syd used her Legend Items.
SYD'S ELEMENTAL GARDEN! SYD'S ANIMALS OF POWER!
They fired waves of energy and elements and darkness and smashed them down.
Hiita the Fire Charmer VS Evil Flame Man
Evil Flame Man was next.
Evil Flame Man: Boy lots of funny jokes huh?
Hiita: You got that right and no one loves an awesome laugh better than us.
Hiita fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Stinkbomb VS Malodor
Malodor was next.
Stinkbomb: It was awesome having you help out on a rescue.
Malodor: It sure was awesome.
Stinkbomb: Glad you had fun. Stinkbomb, MAXIMIZE!
He transformed.
Stinkbomb fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Snow White VS Yost Viper
Yost Viper was next.
Yost Viper: This is gonna be fun.
Snow White: Oh it always is.
She fired waves of energy and smashed down Yost Viper.
Sari VS Evil Search Man
Evil Search Man was next.
Evil Search Man: Love good pranks.
Sari: I do too. It's so awesome and fun.
Sari fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Ultear VS Shakedown
Shakedown was next.
Shakedown: You ready for this?
Ultear: Always ready for this.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Gusty the Great VS Rambling Ghost
Rambling Ghost was next.
Gusty the Great: I'm always ready for this.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Meilin VS Capricorn Zodiarts
Capricorn Zodiarts were next.
Capricorn Zodiarts: This will be fun.
Meilin: You got that right.
Meilin fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Kara VS Buff Frog
Buff Frog was next.
Buff Frog: This will be fun.
Kara: You bet it will!
She fired waves of fire and smashed her down.
Bender VS Burnertron,
Burnertron was next.
Burnertron: I'm gonna melt you good.
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.
Bender fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Virgo VS Bunnie and Clyde
Bunnie and Clyde were next.
Bunnie: This is gonna be fun.
Virgo: It sure will be.
She fired waves of energy and blasted the two down.
SPD Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Celica, Cassidy, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Shorty
Shorty was next.
Me: Hard to imagine that you are one of the rare monsters where they would kill you instead of containing you.
Shorty: I know. Just like you guys where you only rarely kill kids.
Me: Just like our code. But that was a rare instance.
Varie: Yeah no kidding there.
Eli: That was a big hard choice huh?
Shorty: It sure was. Lets dance. Sorry I don't have any weapons for you though.
Me: No worries. Vypra must be saving them for something big.
SPD RANGERS: Ready! SPD EMERGENCY!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers too.
Me: Now it's my turn to do this. SPD MORPHER! JUDGEMENT MODE!
I pressed a button and a flash of white light appeared and a timer started. 15 seconds later the red X Lit.
Me: GUILTY!
SPD Rangers: CANINE CANNON!
They summoned the Canine Cannon!
Me: FIRE!
We fired waves of energy and blasted him all over and then the rangers fired waves of energy and the blasts hit him and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He exploded! Instead of being destroyed this time he was now in a card!
I went over to it and picked it up.
SPD Rangers: Shutdown!
Me: Shorty you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We went to face the jerks again.
Troy: Now for the grand finale.
Tsukasa: One you'll never forget!
Me: HOLD ON TO YOUR SIDES EVERYONE!
Numbuh 2: HANG ON TO YOUR UNDERWEAR!
Kamen Ride: Battle Japan!
Kamen Ride: Battle Cossack!
Kamen Ride: Battle France!
Kamen Ride: Battle Kenya!
Kamen Ride: Miss America!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BATTLE FEVER J!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Battle Fever J rangers and Tsukasa turned into Battle Japan and Daiki summoned clones of the Battle Fever J team too!
We fired waves of pranks and jokes and smashed and pulverized them.
Big Guy & Rusty used the Earth, Animatron, Darkness and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Big Guy and Rusty's weapons, Brittney's powers and Chase's weapons 100-fold and Undermine got a blade that popped out of his sail on his back.
Big Guy & Rusty and Undermine: NEUTRONIC BLADE DANCE
Brittney Knudson and Chase: DARKNESS SCAN BLAST!
FIRE OF IDIOTS and Firebrand: FIRE IDIOT BLAST!
MANLY FLOWER STRENGTH and Man Boy: MANLY FLOWER FURY BLAST!
WOMEN POWER and Femme Fatale: GIRL POWER FORCE!
TRAPS AND RACCOONS and Trapster: RACCOONS OF DIRT BLAST!
PORTALS OF THE HULK and Spot: HULK BLAST STORM!
MOONLIGHT KAIJU FORCE and Saix: MOONLIGHT FURY BLAST!
JAMAICAN FURY FORCE and Kangor: JAMAICAN BANANA BOMB STORM!
COLD HARD GREED FORCE and 2016 Morbucks: COLD HARD GREEN FURY FORCE!
HALLOWEEN ARROWS FORCE and Jack O Lantern: HALLOWEEN ARROW BUTTKICKING!
TURTLES OF MAYHEM and Turtle: TURTLES OF MAYHEM BLAST!
RUSSIAN FURY and Comrade Red: RUSSIAN FURY SHOT!
COUNTRY FARTS AND SPATULARS and Country Boy: COUNTRY FARTS STORM!
FIRE OF SOUND and Evil Flare Woman: FIRE OF SOUND INFERNO!
23 MUTANTS OF BUTTKICKING and Yost X 23: 23 MUTANTS OF BUTTKICKING!
STARS OF FURY and Evil Star Man: STARS OF MAYHEM BLAST!
WEATHER OF MAYHEM and Weather Report: WEATHER OF MAYHEM BLAST!
VILGAXIAN RIGHT HAND and Psyphon: VILGAXIAN FURY BLAST!
SCOTTISH GOLD FORCE and Glomgold: SCOTLAND FURY BLAST!
EARTH OF HARDROCK and Rishu: EARTH OF HARDROCK BLAST!
MAYHEM OF THE THIEF MOLE and Scirocco Mole: MAYHEM OF THE THIEF MOLE BLAST!
Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Dr. Ciel Ratchet, Omega, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: LAUGHTER OF FUNNY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Pinkie Pie, Luan, Izzy Moonbow, Lane Loud, Jokey Smurf and Eli: JOKES GALORE BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Tenchi: Hope you jerks know how to handle rock and roll cause you're about to be quite flat! HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: BOULDER ROLL!
He pushed a giant boulder which rolled over the jerks and made flat as pancakes!
FLAT CITY!
Mihoshi Kuramitsu: Hope you jerks like being blue both figurative and very literally. HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: SMURFY MADNESS!
She fired a giant blue laser which colored the jerks into different shades of blue.
We laughed at them!
Luan: That's one way to feel Blue! (LAUGHS) Get it?
We laughed at that one!
Me: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Kiyone Makibi: Even the sea creatures hate you jerks! HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: OCEAN OF PAIN!
She threw clams at the jerks which bit them and sent them flying into a pool of sea urchins and crabs!
They were poked and bit all over!
Ayeka Masaki Jurai: (BRITISH ACCENT) You jerks had this coming for a long time! Now say you're sorry! HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: SLAPPING PAIN!
She slapped the jerks like Goku did to Frieza.
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!
King Kai: OH YEAH! OKAY GIVE IT TO THEM AYEKA! OH YEAH MAKE THEM REALLY FEEL IT! YES YES YES!
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!
Ayeka Masaki Jurai: Are you sorry yet?
Bradley Uppercrust III: I think we peed a little.
Ryoko Hakubi: Oh i'm going to enjoy this. HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: WAX RIP OFF!
She placed hot wax on the jerks and ripped it off of them.
RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPP!
They screamed in pain!
Sasami Masaki Jurai: Hope you like playing dress up! HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: DRESS UP MANIA!
She dressed the jerks in ugly outfits and finished by dressing them in cute humiliating outfits.
Icky Vicky: AAAAAHHHH! THE CUTENESS! IT BURNS!
Washu Hakubi: Time for little demolition derby! HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: DEMOLITION MAYHEM!
She put the jerks in various high-tech cars that were remote controlled and the jerks were wrecked all over.
KRASMASH!
Nico: NICE!
Lincoln: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: POO FACE!
He tripped the jerks which fell onto a massive pile of elephant poop.
Killjoy Huggins: OKAY WHO LEFT ELEPHANT POOP AROUND HERE?! who left elephant poop around here?!
N'Dugo: Bad guys fall in poop classical element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads and laugh. Ready?
Everyone: Ready! (Laughs Hysterically)
THAT ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP!
Launch: Have a nice trip. See you next fall! HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: HOLE HURT!
She tripped the jerks into a 50 foot hole then the jerks landed on their front sides.
CRASH!
Erasa: Hope you like staples cause they're coming your way! HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: STAPLE GUN MAYHEM!
She fired staples right in the butts of the jerks first!
Jerks: YYYEEEEEOOOOOOWWWW!
Then she fired staples at their groins and lastly their noses but before firing them into their knees.
Killjoy Huggins: Is this what the guards in Skyrim had to deal with?!
Millenia: HUMILIATION INSULT STYLE: YO MAMA!
She insults Killjoy Huggins.
Millenia: Yo mama so ugly she makes Raremon look hot.
We laughed at that one!
Millenia: Yo mama so hot when she goes fishing she caught smoked salmon.
Me: Ooh hubba hubba!
Nico: Noice!
Millenia: Yo mama so smelly she makes Donkey smell like lavender.
We laughed at that one!
Donkey: (LAUGHS) That is too darn true!
Millenia: Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&Ms factory for throwing out the Ws.
We laughed at that one!
Millenia: Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a metal bridge she broke it!
We laughed!
Millenia: Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot took her pictures of her.
We laughed!
Me: (LAUGHS) Cryptozoologists would have a field day on that one!
She insults Pablo and Anderson.
Millenia: Yo mama so stupid she played got your nose with Orochimaru.
We laughed hysterically at that one!
Anko: (LAUGHS) That is funny! Orochimaru doesn't have a nose!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That is funny!
Millenia: Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.
We laughed!
Me: What a maroon!
Millenia: Yo mama so ugly the Goldfish Crackers don't smile back.
We laughed!
Millenia: Yo mama so hairy she resembles a Wookie.
We laughed at that one!
Nico: (LAUGHS) Chewie would have a great mate!
Millenia: Yo mama so fat that she's a map on Fortnite.
We laughed at that one!
She insults Flip
Millenia: Yo mama so ugly her reflection said I Quit.
We laughed!
Qin: (LAUGHS) That is funny!
Laney: Fitting for her!
Millenia: Yo mama so stupid when she a drive-thru sign she literally drove into a restaurant.
We laughed! WHAT AN IDIOT!
Millenia: Yo mama so short Ant-Man thought she was Wasp.
We laughed!
Qin: (LAUGHS)
Ant Man: (LAUGHS) That is silly!
Millenia: Yo mama so smelly she stunk up a 5 star restaurant.
WE LAUGHED AT THAT ONE!
Me: (LAUGHS) That is funny!
Rarity: That would be silly!
She insults the rest of the jerks
Millenia: Yo mama so poor when a cigarette was put out she said "Hey who turned off the heat?"
We laughed!
Millenia: Yo mama so fat her ass is a black hole.
We laughed at that one!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That is funny!
Millenia: Yo mama so hot her blood type is lava.
Volcana: (LAUGHS) That is funny!
Millenia: Yo mama so stupid she thought KFC was UFC for chickens.
Me: (LAUGHS) That is stupid!
Millenia: Yo mama so smart Einstein was jealous.
We laughed at that one!
Me: (LAUGHS) That is funny!
Elena (Grandia 2): HUMILIATION INSULT STYLE: INSULTS SHAME!
She insults Killjoy Huggins
Elena (Grandia 2): You are a such a complete and total asshole that you make even Principal Prickly look nicer than you. Hell you'd make even Mr. Krupp look nicer and he was a principal as well. In short you are a complete and total asshole and deserves every minute of humiliation, you cold hearted fun hating sack of shit!
WHOA THAT WAS CRUEL!
Principal Prickly: (LAUGHS) That is true!
Mr. Krupp: (LAUGHS) YEAH! I was a jerk but at least I had some heart.
She insults Flip
Elena (Grandia 2): You are the ugliest hairy bastard ever to roam the Earth. And you're now officially one of the worst jerks ever lived! You'd make even Mandark look nicer. Hell you'd make Lord Drakkon look a lot nicer! I'd rather work with Scrooge McDuck than you! So suck on your own nuts you loser.
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Me: (LAUGHS) YEAH YOU TELL THAT MUTANT!
Nico: YEAH!
She insults Trina Fiffins
Elena (Grandia 2): I don't know what's worse, your mismanagement or how you treated your brother. Actually it's both! That's obvious. You are such an angry bitch that you'd make even Donald Duck's rage look tame. I bet Candace would treat people a lot better and she has Phineas and Ferb as her brothers. Learn to control your anger you angry flat chested pink haired bitch from hell.
We laughed at that one!
Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah you tell her!
Courtney: (LAUGHS) Yeah well said!
She insults Icky Vicky.
Elena (Grandia 2): Like Trina you're also flat chested. Hell you are such an angry bitch that you make even the angriest people look nicer. Hell I bet Marinette would do a better job babysitting than you. I bet even Kole and Launch would look hotter than you. Hope you like being humiliated for the rest of your life you bitch.
WE LAUGHED!
Timmy Turner: (LAUGHS) YEAH!
She insults the rest of the jerks.
Elena (Grandia 2): You are fucking pieces of shit that deserve nothing short of a lifetime of humiliations. You are the ugliest bastards! You'd make even Rita Replusa's monsters look attractive! Hell the ugliest monster from Dino Fury would look hotter in comparison. You'd make some of the villains look a lot nicer! Enjoy humiliations for the rest of your lives you ugly cold hearted assholes!
The jerks cried like babies!
Elena: Aw I made the wittle babies cwy. Do the babies want their bottles?
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Lana (Pokemon): HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: SLIME SLIP!
She fired slime on the floor and then the jerks slide straight into a cabinet full of paint cans which fell on them.
Jerks: Uh oh!
CRASH!
They were covered in paint as it fell on them!
2B: HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDER SHOCK!
She shocked the jerks to the point of their skeletons showing.
ZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
OUCH!
Sabrina (Pokemon): HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: CONCRETE CRUSH!
She dropped 100 concrete bag on the jerks.
Jerks: UH OH!
SMASH!
They were covered in concrete dust!
Marv: I'm gonna murder those monsters! (SNEEZES)
Tinker Bell: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: GLASS FEET PAIN!
Pain she dropped the jerks and there were glass ornaments on the floor and when the jerks landed on their feet they stepped on the ornaments.
CRUNCH!
SCREAMS OF PAIN!
Marv: (SCREAMS IN PAIN) GAH! I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUYS!
Trina: I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Fasha: Hope you know a song! HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: LOBSTERS IN YOUR PANTS!
She shoved lobsters into the pants of Killjoy Huggins, Wet Bandits, NO MA'AM, Pablo and Anderson, Lewis Travolta, Flip and even Billy McLean which then the lobsters chomped on their balls which made them scream like opera singers!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AND ROLLED ON THE FLOOR!
Rukia Kuchiki: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: ACNE MADNESS!
She made acne appear all over the jerks.
Lila Rossi: AAAAAAAHHHH! I'm hideous!
Rukia: Hi Hideous nice to meet you I'm Rukia.
WE LAUGHED!
Nico: TAKE THAT YOU BITCH!
Fuu (Samurai Champloo): HUMILIATION FLOWER STYLE: FLOWER HAIR!
She replaced the hair of the jerks with hair made of flowers!
We laughed!
Silvermist: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: BEE ATTRACTION!
She summoned bees to pollinate on hair made of flowers that was on the jerks.
Jerks: AAAAAAAHHHH! BEES!
WE LAUGHED!
Caulifla: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: BOWL A RAMA!
She threw a huge bowling ball at the jerks!
CRASH!
Caulifla: STEEEERIKE!
Kale: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: FACE MISHAPS!
She tinkered with the jerks' faces until they were ugly beyond belief.
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Mr. Potato Head: Hey Hamm look! I'm Picasso.
His face was rearranged.
Hamm: I don't get it.
Juri Han: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: PAIN WEDGIE!
She wedgied the jerks all the way to the Empire State Building.
We laughed at that one!
Pantha: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: HUMAN BRAID BREAD PAIN!
She turned the jerks into a giant human braid bread!
OUCH!
Twintelle: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: TOOL CHEST MAYHEM!
She pushed a giant tool chest down the stairs.
Jerks: What's that sound?
A tool chest hit them
CRUSH!
And crushed the jerks and their noses.
Jerks: That was the sound of a tool chest falling down the stairs.
CRUNCH! OUCH!
Stella Zhau: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: BURNING DOORKNOBS!
She placed the hands of the jerks onto red hot doorknobs which burned the jerks.
THEY SCREAMED IN PAIN!
Mai Shiranui: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: HAIR BURN!
She set the jerks' heads on fire then the jerks jumped into a pool of what looked like water but it turned out to be methane which explodes!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
THEY WERE BURNED BAD!
Tina Armstrong: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: SPANKING PAIN!
She spanked the jerks!
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP! WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP! WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP! WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP! WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP! WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP! WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP! WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP! WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP! WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP! WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP! WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP! WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP! WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP! WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!
Dee Dee: THE JERKS ARE GETTING A SPANKING!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Colette Brunel: HUMILIATION LIGHT STYLE: LIGHT OF NAKEDNESS!
She shined a light that made the jerks naked which left the female jerks screaming.
WE LAUGHED!
Chun-Li: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: RAPID KICK FACE SMASHING!
She rapidly kicked the faces of the jerks and broke their teeth in the process!
SMASH! OUCH!
Ronnie Anne: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: SLOPPY JOES IN YOUR PANTS!
She shoved sloppy joes into the jerks' pants!
SPLAT! SQUISH!
WE LAUGHED!
Lincoln: (LAUGHS) Better them than me!
Tenchi, Lincoln and their harems: HUMILIATION FINAL SMASH: COMEDIC MAYHEM!
They threw the jerks into a vat of hot nacho cheese then they covered the jerks in mustard and then they shoved the jerks into a chimney that was filled with methane they then lit up a match which sent the jerks rocketing up into the stratosphere and falling all the way into a frozen lake. And then they covered the jerks with cherry pie filling and lastly they finished by taking turns slapping, head bonking and poking the eyes of the jerks!
They were broken, battered and smashed and pulverized all over the place and then a massive eruption of jewels and gold coins and gold bars and diamonds exploded out and it was awesome!
Lincoln: Now, that's what I call one awesome humiliation session.
Nico: You said it, Lincoln, those jerks had it coming. Awesome job, gang, those were some awesome humiliations, but we're not done yet.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) He's right, there's still the matter of Rafael Macias of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte to deal with, and that religious fanatic and heretic should be arriving...right now!
?: (Spanish Accent) You and the rest of your friends, along with all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, shall be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, Maria Garcia!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Oh great, I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, don't you know when to stay away from us, Rafael Macias.
A man with black hair, tanned skin, brown eyes, and dressed in black clothes came out, it was Rafael Macias, the next member of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
Zoe Kokkator: (Spanish Accent) Lincoln was right that you and the other members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte had broken out, but if you think you intend to finish what we started, then, you're just as insane as ever.
Rafael Macias: You will all be sacrificed to Santa Muerte, and our deity will reward us as we bathe in your blood!
Suddenly, Zoe Kokkator's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, she unholstered her massive The Fabled Kokkator-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Rafael Macias, she left black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels with every step.
Zoe Kokkator: (Spanish Accent) At least, I know that you're still the same religious fanatic still devoted in the practice of Black Santeria, but now, I've just about had it up to hear with you for the last time, Rafael Macias. You and The Order have caused more than enough bloody chaos for the last time, and for what you all tried to do in an attempted desecration of the bodies of the dead, that is an unforgivable sin. As the Gene-Slammer of The Fabled Kokkator and member of The Order of The Fabled, I hereby sentence you to death for your bloody crimes!
Suddenly, Zoe Kokkator was surrounded by a massive vortex of black energy with darkness, light and dark magic, and light surrounding the vortex, there are imps, fiends, dark angels, and The Fabled Kokkator flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Zoe Kokkator emerged, but she was changed forever.
Zoe Kokkator grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black energy aura with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels surrounding her and her three imps, she has The Fabled Kokkator emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has imp earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has The Fabled Ganashia with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her red imp-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Zoe Kokkator has on a sleeveless open midnight black blouse, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, long midnight black skirt with jewels around the waist, black lace stockings, midnight black knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels on the coattails, and on the back is The Fabled Kokkator surrounded by darkness and light and imps and on top of The Fabled Kokkator is an anti-Sergio symbol. Suddenly, Zoe Kokkator felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with red tips on the large midnight black feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails. Zoe Kokkator has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Zoe Kokkator's massive The Fabled Kokkator-themed greatsword and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black energy, darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into The Fabled Kokkator's Darkness Light Fabled Imp Greatsword of Darkness Light Fabled Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and The Fabled Kokkator etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large imp heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large imp heads with green gems and large red gem on the bottom of the imp heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of The Fabled Kokkator's head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below The Fabled Kokkator that said, "Zoe Kokkator, Gene-Slammer of The Fabled Kokkator, Friend of Maria Garcia, Gene-Slammer of Fabled Leviathan, Member of The Fabled Gene-Slammers and Member of The Order of The Fabled, Goth Girl of Guanajuato, Mexico, Master of The Powers of Darkness and Summoner of Imps, Expert on Spooky Mexican Legends and Legendary Monsters of Spanish Legend, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Despiser of Sergio Casagrande, Destroyer of Rafael Macias of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Imps, and Fallen Angels"
シエラ・ガナシア、伝説のガナシアのジーン・スラマー、マリア・ガルシアの友人、伝説のリヴァイアサンのジーン・スラマー、伝説のジーン・スラマーのメンバー、伝説の騎士団のメンバー、メキシコ、グアナフアトのゴス・ガール、マスター・オブ・ザ・パワーズ闇の支配者でインプの召喚士、不気味なメキシコの伝説とスペインの伝説の伝説のモンスターの専門家、愛するガーディアン エンジェル、リンカーン ラウドの将来の妻、ダーク ロリの破壊者、セルジオ カサグランデの軽蔑者、ヌエストラ セニョーラ デ騎士団のペドロ マリンの破壊者ラ・サンタ・ムエルテ、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、闇、インプ、堕天使のマスター
Zoe Kokkator has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-THE FABLED KOKKATOR-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DARKNESS LIGHT IMP MEXICAN FABLED KOKKATOR ANGEL OF DIVINE DARK FABLED KOKKATOR IMP JUSTICE AND DIVINE FABLED KOKKATOR IMP LOVE!
We were amazed by Zoe Kokkator's Super Angel-The Fabled Kokkator-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Rafael Macias saw it, he went insane and he got out his sacrificial knife to stab her, but Zoe Kokkator fired a powerful black energy blast with darkness, light and dark magic, light, fiends, imps, and dark angels at Rafael Macias, which hit him and pushed him back and he also got burned, but this really pissed him off now.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Incredible, Zoe's transformed.
Lincoln: Yeah, and she really sent Rafael Macias back with that energy blast she fired and that really pissed him off now, and Zoe, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Zoe Kokkator: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Light Fabled Kokkator and Divine Darkness Light Fabled Kokkator Imp Love) (Spanish Accent) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to Rafael Macias once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Zoe.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Zoe Kokkator.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done running, Rafael Macias, and now, you're going to pay for the times you and The Order have tried to kill my Guardian Angels in the past.
Zoe Kokkator and Lincoln went after Rafael Macias, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Rafael Macias and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now.
Then, Zoe Kokkator sent her three imps and Lincoln summoned his own imps and they sent them at Rafael Macias, and they claw at his face and body, and that caused him to drop his sacrificial ritual knife, which Lincoln suddenly destroyed, and he slashed out his eyes.
Nico: Nice touch with summoning imps to attack him.
Me: Lincoln did say that The Fabled Gene-Slammers can also summon imps, and he can also do the same thing after he fed on their blood, and he also slashed out his eyes.
Qin: Yeesh, now that was brutal.
Suddenly, a beam of light descended and a hand-cannon Blaster appeared for Zoe Kokkator, her hand-cannon Blaster is known as The Fabled Kokkator's Darkness Light Fabled Fallen Angel Fury and it's modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury Blaster, but it's midnight black with red flames on the blaster and with a Phoenix, Angel, and The Fabled Kokkator surrounded by imps and light etched on the sides, and a red gem on the top of the blaster. Lincoln got out his Universal Elemental Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster as he and Zoe Kokkator aimed their hand-cannon blasters at Rafael Macias.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Eat energy blasts, Rafael Macias!
Zoe Kokkator and Lincoln fired blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, and elemental forces at Rafael Macias and as they hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked down. Then, as they holstered their hand-cannon blasters, Lincoln fired energy blades from a swing of his massive greatsword at Rafael Macias and the blades skewered him, and Lincoln fired a blood red and black energy beam which hits Rafael Macias and Lincoln sucked out his blood and life force and he was reduced to a desiccated corpse, and when his spirit appeared, Zoe Kokkator and Lincoln gave Rafael Macias The Black Gates for good. We cheered as Zoe Kokkator and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Zoe Kokkator's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Zoe Kokkator: (Spanish Accent) For what you've done in practicing Black Santeria to cause death to so many innocent souls, you deserve nothing but eternal damnation. Thanks for helping me end Rafael Macias for good, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Zoe.
Suddenly, Zoe Kokkator wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Zoe Kokkator's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, imps, and The Fabled Kokkator flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and and light shining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Zoe Kokkator absorbed the light and they came back to us as the display and The Fabled Kokkator vanished.
Nico: Wow, guys, that was one awesome battle you fought, and with Rafael Macias' death, now there are only six members of The Order of Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
Zoe Kokkator: (Spanish Accent) Now, we're really ahead of the curve.
Lincoln: Yep, which means that the next one to take down tomorrow is Raúl Lozano, which means it'll be Itzel Kudabbi's turn.
Itzel Kudabbi: (Spanish Accent) That's right.
Me: Those monsters have caused enough trouble and damage to too many innocent lives.
Nico: And all for the practice of Dark Santeria. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet tomorrow?
Lincoln: Good question, Nico. Hmm, oh, I have an idea, how about Gene-Slammers for White Night Queen, a Fusion Gene-Slammer for Number C104: Umbral Horror Masquerade, Umbral Horror Ghost, Umbral Horror Ghoul, Umbral Horror Unform, and Umbral Horror Will o' the Wisp, and Tempest, Dragon Ruler of Storms.
Nicholette Torrington: Ooh, now that's an awesome idea, and there's one group who would be Gene-Slammed into those monsters, The Fearless Club, Crystal Solace, Dulcie Matthews, and Sophie Andrews.
Lincoln: The very club that was formed because they were made victims of Orson's despicable cruelty and their old school's unfair system, thanks to the principal accepting Orson's bribes and because of the fact that Orson's family are the financial supporters of the school, until their strong friendship had ended the school's unfair system and Orson's despicable cruelty, and it ended with their former high school's principal getting fired and stripped of his license and Orson getting expelled.
Me: So, we'll be running into them tomorrow, but this also means that Beatrix Redmoon is bound to escape from The Realm of Darkness.
Lincoln: And Bayonetta and I will bring an end to her for good tomorrow.
Titanium Toenail: Another humiliation session done.
Unicorn: I never get tired of these.
Bane: Me neither.
Me: Same here.
Red X: Now, let's finish the rest of the food.
Ironclad: Count me in! I'm starving!
X Ray: (sighs) Of course you are.
Me: Now now we still have plenty.
Nico: But great job today guys. This was funny.
Pinkie Pie: It sure was! (To the Viewers) Hope you all get a great laugh out of this one!
Me: We all did.
We laughed!
Nico: Yep.
We got done with our meal and paid for it and then went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
This was an awesome and funny one!
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Oculous, Allomere, Hexuba, Red Claw, Flarerizamon and Boneswitch and Tommy Himi, Luna Lovegood, Hayley Buckingham, Big Guy & Rusty, Illusen and Dr. Erica Slate are all heading to Sugar Cube Corner for Pinkie Pie's Baby Shower for Pinkie Pie and we're going to have all kinds of sweet treats and food and more. Also we're going to battle Another King of Arthur and Another Oculous. And like on TV we're going to battle the Foot Soldiers of the Mystic Force Rangers as well as battle him. And we're going meet a gene-slammer for Plioswine and she is a huge and big time eater named Connie Richmond and she is a huge competitive eater and knows how to eat the hottest foods ever and even those that are massively spicy.
The next match-up in this saga is Itzel Kudabbi - Gene-Slammer of The Fabled Kudabbi and Lincoln VS Raúl Lozano
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Cloud Tower in Alfea, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy Beatrix Redmoon, the banished dark witch and hated blood enemy of Alecto Shadowcall, who's finally escaped from The Realm of Darkness to get her revenge on Alecto Shadowcall for banishing her and Lincoln and The Ghosthunters Club for ruining her revenge on Alecto years ago. But, we're not going to let that witch get away with it, and Bayonetta's going to get a brand-new weapon that Lincoln asked the demon-smith, Rodin, to forge, and she's also going to transform and she and Lincoln are going to show that witch what happens when she messes with true masters of The Dark Arts. And we're going to meet Gene-Slammers for White Night Queen and Tempest, Dragon Ruler of Storms, and a Fusion Gene-Slammer of Number C104: Umbral Horror Masquerade, Umbral Horror Ghost, Umbral Horror Ghoul, Umbral Horror Unform, and Umbral Horror Will o' the Wisp, they are The Fearless Club, an awesome club that formed in response to the cruel despicable actions of Orson Matthews and Kalamazoo High School's unfair school system thanks to their old principal, but in the end, their ex-principal was fired and stripped of his license and Orson was expelled and dealt with two different times, and their club had expanded even more, and it would also include members who'd been terrorized by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan whenever their dark sides come out. Their names are
Crystal Solace, Gene-Slammer of White Night Queen, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate of Lori in Royal Woods High School, she's one of the three members and founders of The Fearless Club. She was one of Orson's victims, and he's blackmailed her into doing whatever he said, and the final straw came when that prick when he insulted and belittled her mom. Eventually, she got back at Orson with some help from his sister, Dulcie, who had activated the sprinkler system which sprayed Orson and his Elite Club friends when they were at his house, and Dulcie, Crystal, and her mom got out of there, leaving Orson frustrated and extremely pissed off that he was made a fool of by Crystal and Dulcie. She was also born with immensely strong and powerful ice powers and ice magic, and her power is even more powerful than that of her cousin, Icy, Leader and Ice Witch of The Trix. Eventually, The Fearless Club expanded even more, and it would also include members who'd been terrorized by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan whenever their dark sides come out, and she hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a blazing passion, but she absolutely hates Orson Matthews for everything he's ever done to her, Dulcie, and Sophie.
Dulcie Matthews, Gene-Slammer of Tempest, Dragon Ruler of Storms, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate of Lori in Royal Woods High School, she's an incredible dancer and one of the three members and founders of The Fearless Club. She unfortunately is the sister of Orson Matthews, who she nicknames "The Demon Lord", and she was also another one of Orson's victims, plus, her parents began to praise him more and neglect her, which led to her becoming a rebel. But, the last straw came when he and his minions beat up her dance partner, William, who eventually had a cast on his right arm, and she swore to take him down. Eventually, she and her dance partner won the competition and beat Orson and his dance partner, but when she got back home, she scolded her parents for what they've done, and even though they apologized, because the wound was too big, she couldn't forgive them for the time being. But, some good came out of it, after being investigated for assaulting her dance partner, Orson was stripped of the right to compete in any international dance competition for two years. She was also born with immensely strong and powerful storm and weather powers and storm magic, and her power is even more powerful than that of her cousin, Stormy, Member and Weather Witch of The Trix. Eventually, The Fearless Club expanded even more, and it would also include members who'd been terrorized by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan whenever their dark sides come out, and she hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a blazing passion, but she absolutely hates her brother, Orson Matthews for everything he's ever done to her, Crystal, and Sophie.
And Sophie Andrews, Fusion Gene-Slammer of Number C104: Umbral Horror Masquerade, Umbral Horror Ghost, Umbral Horror Ghoul, Umbral Horror Unform, and Umbral Horror Will o' the Wisp, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate of Lori in Royal Woods High School, she's an incredibly smart student and one of the three members and founders of The Fearless Club. But, her school work was always stolen by Orson Matthews and he copied it and passed it off as his own, and even worse, she, Crystal, and Dulcie had been made the victims of Orson's despicable pranks and the unfair system they had to endure at their old school, Kalamazoo High School, and Sophie, Crystal and Dulcie found out their old high school's ex-principal wasn't just involved in turning a blind eye to Orson's constant troublemaking and bullying because of his bribes, but he also helped Orson stay on top of his classes in school, and on top of that, Orson's family was also the school's biggest sponsor, on top of Orson stealing Sophie's work and copying it. In the end, their bonds of friendship triumphed, and The Education Ministry stepped in and their ex-principal was fired for what he did and he was stripped of his license, and as for Orson, he was immediately expelled from school for his misdeeds. She was also born with immensely strong and powerful darkness powers, illusions, hypnotism, and dark magic, and her power is even more powerful than that of her cousin, Darcy, Member and Dark Witch of The Trix. Eventually, The Fearless Club expanded even more, and it would also include members who'd been terrorized by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan whenever their dark sides come out, and she hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a blazing passion, but she absolutely hates Orson Matthews for everything he's ever done to her, Crystal, and Dulcie.
Get ready guys because this is my 2,000th Chapter! We're going to do this one with a Luigi's Mansion Twist. We're going to do the Loud House episode Haunted House Calls and we're going to solve help people with spirit problems and we're going to a haunted mansion on the edge of town and we're going to stop King Boo and send him to The M.O.E. HQ. But he has a lot of scary tricks for us.
See you next time.
