This chapter is based on the funny movies for Space Chimps


In the early morning hours, at around 2:14 AM, I was awake and couldn't sleep at all.

Me: (In my head) I have a feeling Roxy and Dora might be on to something. What could have caused the dark sides of the Loud Sisters to come out like that. It doesn't happen without a probable cause. Hmm…

I got up and went downstairs and left a note for Nico. I told him that I would be back in a few minutes.

I went to the Gotham Royal York Hospital and went to their medicine supply room.

Me: Hmm. There has to be one bottle out of the ordinary here.

I looked in the closet and then I spotted something.

Me: Wait what's this?

It was a medicine bottle filled with a strange black liquid.

Me: Hmm. I better take a look at this one.

I took it with me and ran some tests on it back at the estate.

I analyzed it and what the computer saw was shocking! It was actually a DARK SIDE CREATION FORMULA MADE BY KILLJOY HUGGINS! HE MADE THIS FORMULA WHEN LINCOLN WAS IN 3RD GRADE AND HE INJECTED IT INTO LORI, LUAN, LYNN, LOLA AND LISA AND MADE THEM DO ALL KINDS OF HORRIBLE THINGS! EVERYTHING THAT LINCOLN'S GUARDIAN ANGELS SAID WAS ALL BECAUSE OF THIS FORMULA!

Me: (GASP) (INFURIATED GROWLING) (In my head) I DEFINITELY KNOW WHO IS GETTING THE BLACK GATES FOR ALL THIS! But this is gonna blow all their revelations all out of the water!

I printed the files on what I found out.


In the early morning hours at 3:00 AM, Lincoln had a dream, and he saw two figures who was hiding out and living in the streets of Giza, Egypt. But, they were no ordinary two figures,they were, Sphinx Moth, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Fluttershy. and Magnolia May, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Applejack. Lincoln woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, Fluttershy, Anthea, Applejack, Golden Delicious, Black Alpha, Nico, and I also had the same dream.

Lincoln: Let me guess, same dream as me?

Black Alpha: We sure did, Lincoln.

Fluttershy: And not only that, it also means that we found out where our kids are at.

Applejack: And the question is, Where?

Me: they're at Giza, Egypt.

Nico: The second-largest city in Egypt after Cairo? That's not good. Is not a safe place for them.

Lincoln: I know, Nico. Come on, we're going to rescue them, and bring them to the Estate.

Black Alpha: We're on it, Lincoln.

Lincoln, Black Alpha, Fluttershy, Anthea, Applejack, Golden Delicious, Me, and Nico were heading to Ireland, Dublin. Lincoln saw a slender but muscular 10-year-old girl who has pale yellow skin, teal eyes, long pink hair that fades into a white color at the halfway point, which she wears in three thick braids, and mechanical moth-like wings on her back. She wears a plain white haori, a light and dark purple ombre dress, a pink belt with a butterfly-shaped buckle, navy pink thigh-high socks layered with striped lime-green socks, and white zōri with pink straps. And a slim 10-year-old girl who has light orange skin, light blue eyes with light purple eyeshadow, eyelashes, dark purple hair with light purple, pink, and tan streaks that's tied on a small ponytail, and freckles. She wears a light purple scarf tied around her neck, purple sleeveless dress with southern flowers designs and a light orange belt with a dark purple buckle forming a "southern flower", light purple tight leggings, and purple ballet flats. Lincoln saw who they are, they were Sphinx Moth and Magnolia May.

Lincoln: Excuse me, are you Sphinx Moth and Magnolia May?

Magnolia May: Yes we are, And who are you?

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this is the dark knight and leader of the Heroic Elementals, Black Alpha, my older brother and leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. Knudson, and my second brother and second leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Nico Chan. And there's also someone you know all too well.

Then, Fluttershy and Applejack came out, and when Sphinx Moth and Magnolia May saw them, they were stunned.

Sphinx Moth: Mother, is that you?

Fluttershy: Yes, little butterfly, it's me.

Sphinx Moth and Magnolia May ran up to Fluttershy and Applejack, and they hugged, and they cried tears of happiness, and we looked on at the scene. Then, Lincoln joined in on the hug, along with me, Nico, Anthea, Golden Delicious, and Black Alpha.

Lincoln: And there's something you should know, Fluttershy, Applejack, your mothers are one of my many future wives.

Sphinx Moth and Magnolia May: Does that means...you're our father.

Lincoln: (smiled) What else I won't I be?

That filled Sphinx Moth and Magnolia May with joy, as Lincoln picked them up and they hugged, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes.

Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's go home. I can't wait until we tell everyone in the morning about this.

We went back home to the Estate, and Lincoln told everyone what happened, and he then introduced Sphinx Moth and Magnolia May to the rest of his siblings, who are now their aunts. We were proud of what Lincoln did in reuniting Fluttershy and Applejack with their daughters, and Sphinx Moth and Magnolia May now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in their life.


Flying over the scorching hot volcanic landscapes of the planet Valmorg was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Captain Boomerang, Yost Domino, Universe 666 Negative 10, Cranky Wizard, Catman and Giraffa Undead and Julie Yamamoto, Meg, Ninjini, Mrs. Doolin. Gusto And Knight Mare and we were there for an amazing and awesome rescue.

Qin: Planet Valmorg. Just as scary and hot as ever.

Xenia: Yeah but still awesome.

Lola: It sure is.

Me: Coming here is always awesome and cool.

Misty Tredwell: It sure is.

Julie Yamamoto: I always have a lot of fun on these adventures with you guys.

Meg: We sure do.

Nico: Julie, I want to thank you, Captain Boomerang, and your teams for coming.

Julie Yamamoto: It's not problem Nico.

Captain Boomerang: (Australian Accent) It's great we are helping you out mate.

Qin: It sure is.

Nico: Meg, do you like seeing Hercules in action during battle?

Meg: I sure do. He is an amazing Wonder Boy.

Eli: He sure is. Hercules is awesome. Hades is funny too.

Qin: (LAUGHS) He sure is.

Xenia: Hades always cracks me up.

Lola: He sure does!

Nico: Yeah! (LAUGHS) And it's really funny well Eli blows his hair out.

Camie: (LAUGHS) That is funny!

We laughed!

Nico: Also, is it okay if we call you Meg rather than Megara?

Meg: Everyone calls me Meg. But I'm cool with that Nico.

Qin: Awesome.

Nico: Good.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: Yesterday's mission was awesome though. But it was awful that Z-one went through all that.

Eli: Yeah no kidding there!

Qin: That was horrible!

Shanan: I just can't believe that all that happened there.

Nico: What he was doing was wrong. But I get why he was doing it.

Me: I know. His future and everything and everyone he knew and more was completely destroyed.

Qin: All because of an out of control energy reactor.

Lola: Yeah that was horrible!

Captain Boomerang: No kidding there mates. I'm glad you guys stopped him.

Yost Domino: That is just really awful he did all that.

Nico: No kidding there.

Xenia: Yeah.

Captain Boomerang: (to Nico) Mate, you would more or less resort to doing the same thing in his shoes.

Nico: But not like that. I would never kill millions of innocent people just to change the future. I would find a safer alternative and do what Trunks would have done and that is warn everyone and get them prepared for it.

Xenia: That's a better idea.

Nico: Yeah it sure is.

Lola: I agree there too.

Qin: But I feel really bad for Z-one. He lost everything. He went through a hell that I wouldn't wish on even my most dangerous enemies.

Nico: Me neither.

Camie: That was horrible!

Julie: How's he doing right now?

Me: Ino said she is working really hard on him. But his mind is one brutal challenge.

Qin: She had to have her dad come and help her out with it.

Nico: With everything he went through I don't blame her for wanting help.

Tsuyu: It's just horrible he went through all that in his time.

Camie: No kidding.

Lola: Yeah.

I then sighed.

Me: Guys earlier this morning I found out some very grim news. But Lincoln, it's gonna really be shocking for you mostly.

Lincoln: What is it?

Me: I found out that Killjoy Huggins was behind all this.

Anna Anyanova: We already know that Killjoy Huggins was responsible for you hurting Lincoln.

Me: No Anna this is much more serious than that.

I pulled out the bottle of the Dark Side Formula Creation Serum.

Anna Anyanova: (GASP) Is that what I think it is!?

Lincoln: Oh dear god!

Me: I'm afraid so. This is a Dark Side Creation Serum. It was made by Killjoy Huggins.

I told everyone my findings and more and how all of the revelations from Lincoln's Guardian Angels that we were told were all because of Killjoy Huggins!

Nico: THAT MONSTER! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!

Lincoln: HUGGINS YOU ARE A TRUE EVIL!

Qin: NO KIDDING!

Captain Boomerang: Mate, how crowded is the humiliation roster right now?

Nico: Lets see.

Nico counted who we have.

Nico: I think we have 21 with Killjoy Huggins included.

Captain Boomerang: Mate, if you kill him, it'll be an even 20.

Nico: We'll do that after we tell everyone back home.

Anna Anyanova: I can't believe this!

Lola: Huggins is a monster!

Qin: I can't believe that killjoy would hate Lincoln so much that he was willing to have his OWN family kill him!

Lola: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM HE IS GONNA WISH HE WAS NEVER BORN!

Nico: Calm down Lola. Calm down. He will get what's coming to him. Besides, we'll worry about that later.

Me: Nico is right. We have a rescue we need to do.

Nico: This is going to be one awesome rescue, not only are we here for another rescue, but we got word from Billy, Mandy, and Grim that an evil version of Billy has been sighted on Valmorg, and Evil Billy's out to kill J.D. for ruining his plans to keep girls away from sports and for stealing his crush who happens to be one of his future wives!

We gasped.

Me: That's the very thing we'd had to deal with in Billy last year, and I knew he'd one day show up.

Lincoln: Yeah, but we're not going to let him hurt you, J.D., we'll smash his non-existent brain into mush, but the question is who's going to face him?

Gem Cavvenport: I will, I'm not letting that stupid idiot hurt J.D. again, and he needs to have his non-existent brain smashed into mush, that stupid, bubble-nosed, malodorous, malignant little turd face!

Salene Sallamandia: Oh, he's really going to get burned, big time!

Elaine Wittgenstein: Yeah, he needs to be taught a lesson.

Nalania Cherikova: One he'll never ever forget.

Estella Skyla: He's really going to get burned big time.

Olivia Orrovia: And you might even burn his Dino Patrol to ashes.

Leona Terra: And we'll even leave some scars on him for good measure.

Suddenly, Rosa Laurence, Gene-Slammer of Golden Homunculus, Salamandra the Steel, Ouroboros the Bronze, Leon the Lead, Eatos the Tin, Ekenas the Mercury, and Moonface the Silver appeared as well.

Rosa Laurence: I've absolutely had it with that evil version of Billy, this time, we're not going to show him any mercy whatsoever, This...Means...WAR!

Nico: Yeah! That little idiot's going to get the beating of a lifetime for his stupidity!

Lincoln: We all want to have our chance to beat him senseless for every stupid thing he's ever done!

Nico: Okay, do you want me to just snap my fingers and get destroying Killjoy Huggins over with?

Me: Nah that would be too easy. Lets have EVERYONE witness it all.

Nico: Fair point. But J.D. well done on finding this out. And thanks for leaving me a note.

Me: No problem.

Eli: Yeah.

Nico: Now we got an evil idiot to find.

Suddenly, we heard the insane babbling of a stupid bubble-nosed idiot, and Lincoln used his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and Third Eye and his energy sensing ability and The Force, and then, he saw who it was that made that insane babbling: it was an evil version of Billy, and he was heading right for me!

Lincoln: Get away from my brother, you stupid, bubble-nosed, malodorous, malignant idiot!

But, before Evil Billy could try to pounce and pummel me, Lincoln charged in at superhuman speeds and he used one of his elven massive and long white wolf tails to grab Evil Billy by the waist and he threw him onto the ground. Evil Billy got back up, and he was babbling like crazy!

Evil Billy: (CRAZY BABBLING)

Me: Sorry, we don't speak idiot!

Nico: Um… what did you just say?!

POW!

I punched Evil Billy in his face.

Me: That was for beating me up in a jealous rage you turd head!

Qin: YEAH!

POW!

I kicked him in his crotch!

Me: That was for beating me up for you not letting Mandy play sports!

Evil Billy: (CRAZY BABBLING)

Nico: (to Evil Billy) I can't understand what you're saying!

Me: He's an idiot Nico.

Evil Billy REALLY WAS CRAZY!

Gem Cavvenport: Yeah, and you're not laying one hand on J.D. ever again, you malignant buffoon!

Suddenly, something within Gem Cavvenport's mind snapped as memories of Evil Billy thrashing me last year rushed through her head and her blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a moonlight blue and silver energy aura with darkness, silver, crescent and full moons, and beasts of the full moon, she unholstered her Alchemy Beast - Moonface the Silver-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Evil Billy, she left moonlight blue and silver energy, darkness, silver, crescent and full moons, and beasts of the full moon with every step.

Gem Cavvenport: That's it, I've had just about enough of you to last an eternity, no matter how many times we've had to teach you a lesson, it just won't go through your skull. At least, the real Billy has learned his lesson last year. (Suddenly Getting Pissed Off) But, you, I will never forget what you tried to do in trying to get girls banned from playing Sports and that brutal beating you gave J.D. and for a girl who's one of his future wives,..., YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME, YOU BUBBLE-NOSED BABOON, AND NOW, I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU PAY THE PRICE FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE DONE, YOU STUPID, BUBBLE-NOSED, WOODEN-HEADED, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING, MALODOROUS, MALIGNANT TURD FACE! I HOPE YOU LIKE GETTING YOUR NON-EXISTENT BRAIN SMASHED INTO MUSH!

We gasped at the extent of Gem Cavvenport's fury.

Nico: Whoa!

Lincoln: Evil Billy's really fucked up for the last time, now he's going to get a really severe beating even worse than all the times J.D.'s beaten him up. STAND YOUR GROUND, GANG, SHE'S GOING TO EXPLODE!

We stood our ground, but Evil Billy went insane with homicidal rage and went after Gem Cavvenport to kill her, but Gem Cavvenport screamed like a madwoman and then…
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
There was a massive explosion and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of moonlight blue and silver energy with darkness and silver surrounding the vortex, there's an army of beasts of the full moon and Alchemy Beast - Moonface the Silver flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a silver phoenix, and the force of the vortex blew Evil Billy back and he crashed into another wall. Then, as the vortex faded, Gem Cavvenport emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Elaine Wittgenstein grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has silver highlights in the bangs of her long braided moonlight blue hair, she has neon blue eyes and a moonlight blue and silver energy aura with darkness, silver, crescent and full moons, and beasts of the full moon surrounding her, she has Alchemy Beast - Moonface the Silver emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with moonlight blue iris, she has on werewolf earrings with moonlight blue gems for eyes and holding the Silver, Moon, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Alchemy Beast - Moonface the Silver with moonlight blue gems for eyes and holding the Silver, Moon, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her moonlight blue werewolf-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Dragon pendant of her Elemental Dragon Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with moonlight blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and moonlight blue gems on the gold flame links. Elaine Wittgenstein has on a sleeveless moonlight blue open blouse, sleeveless moonlight blue crop top, moonlight blue skirt, moonlight blue pants, blue legwarmers, blue sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, silver, crescent and full moons, and beasts of the full moon on the coattails, and on the back is Alchemy Beast - Moonface the Silver surrounded by darkness. Suddenly, Gem Cavvenport felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive silver angel wings with moonlight blue tips on the large feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long moonlight blue wolf tails. Gem Cavvenport has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large moonlight blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Gem Cavvenport's massive Alchemy Beast - Moonface the Silver-themed greatsword and all of the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of moonlight blue and silver energy, darkness, silver, crescent and full moons, and beasts of the full moon, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Alchemy Beast - Moonface the Silver's Darkness Silver Lunar Beast Alchemy Greatsword of Alchemical Silver Dark Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded silver-colored gems and Alchemy Beast - Moonface the Silver etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged moonlight blue blade, large Alchemy Beast - Moonface the Silver heads for the crossguard, large moonlight blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Alchemy Beast - Moonface the Silver heads with moonlight blue gems for eyes and large moonlight blue gem on the bottom of the Alchemy Beast - Moonface the Silver heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with moonlight blue gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Alchemy Beast - Moonface the Silver's head with moonlight blue gems for eyes and a large moonlight blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a moonlight blue kanji below Alchemy Beast - Moonface the Silver that said, "Gem Cavvenport, Gene-Slammer of Alchemy Beast - Moonface the Silver, Amazing Miner, Silver Mine Owner, Miner of Silver, Gold, Jewels, and Precious Stones, Amazing and Powerful Master of Darkness and Silver, Loving Friend and Future Wife of Nico Chan, Archenemy of Cenicienta, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Silver, and The Full Moon"

ジェムキャヴェンポート、アルケミービースト のジーン・スラマー - ムーンフェイス・ザ・シルバー、驚くべき鉱山労働者、銀鉱山の所有者、銀、金、宝石、貴石の鉱山労働者、驚くほど強力な闇と銀のマスター、愛する友人, ニコ の将来の妻チャン、セニシェンタの大敵、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして闇、銀、満月のマスター

Gem Cavvenport's transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MOONFACE THE SILVER-LUNAR BEAST-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA ALCHEMICAL SILVER DARKNESS MOONFACE THE SILVER DARKNESS MOON BEAST ANGEL OF DIVINE ALCHEMICAL DARKNESS SILVER MOONFACE LUNAR BEAST JUSTICE AND DIVINE ALCHEMICAL DARKNESS SILVER MOONFACE LUNAR BEAST LOVE!

We were amazed by Gem Cavvenport's Super Angel-Moonface the Silver-Lunar Beast-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Nico saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Evil Billy saw it, he went absolutely even more ballistic and he ran at her to kill her, but Gem Cavvenport fired a barrage of powerful blue and silver energy blasts with darkness, silver, crescent and full moons, and beasts of the full moon at Evil Billy and it exploded as it hit him, and he was now really pissed off now as he babbled even more like an idiot.

Gem Cavvenport: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Alchemical Silver Moon Beast Angel and Divine Alchemical Silver Darkness Moonface Moon Beast Love Maelstrom) There's plenty more where that came from, you malignant bubble-nosed clod!

Nico: Ah, screw it! We're killing him anyway!

Me: Lets all get him!

Nico: Let me in on this as well, Elaine, it's high-time someone teaches that malignant turd face a very painful lesson again.

Nico transformed into Super Saiyan Rainbow Infinity and unholsters his massive Nico's Universal Elemental Greatsword of Saiyan Pride and Phoenix Justice from his wider and muscular back and joined Gem Cavvenport.

Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Alright, you bubble-nosed baboon, time to face your punishment for what you've done last year!

Gem Cavvenport and Nico went after Evil Billy who've now gone even more full-blown ballistic, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, moonlight blue and silver energy, silver, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Evil Billy and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him.

Nico turned his fingernails into claws and he slashed at the idiot, drawing blood and leaving more scars on him, and he was being driven even more ballistic. Then, he used his eleven massive dark blue wolf tails and they brutally pulverized them all over the place, and he used one of them to grab the idiot by the ankles and smash him down onto the left and right and sent him flying into another wall again.

Lincoln: Ooh! That's going to leave a mark!

Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) I'm surprised I didn't shatter any of his bones.

Lincoln: With just how strong you've been getting, Nico, you could've broken his bones, but that idiot is a lot tougher than he looks, but for now, let's send him packing!

Gem Cavvenport: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Alchemical Silver Moon Beast Angel and Divine Alchemical Silver Darkness Moonface Moon Beast Love Maelstrom) Right.

Rosa Laurence: You're too dangerous to let live, you stupid idiot, now it's time for you to experience true pain and suffering!

Rosa Laurence, Estella Skyla, Nalania Cherikova, Salene Sallamandia, Olivia Orrovia, Leona Terra, Elaine Wittgenstein, and Gem Cavvenport surrounded The Vengeance Express 6 kids on eight sides, and then, Gem Cavvenport's moonlight blue and silver energy aura flared up even more, and Nalania Cherikova, Estella Skyla, Olivia Orrovia, Leona Terra, Elaine Wittgenstein, and Gem Cavvenport were surrounded by colored energy auras representing the other Alchemy Beasts, and Rosa Laurence was surrounded by a red energy aura with the elemental forces of all Seven Alchemy Beasts.

Evil Billy: (INSANE BABBLING)

Rosa Laurence: Like J.D. said, I don't speak babbling idiot, but I can tell you this, this is the last time we ever have to deal with you!

Rosa Laurence, Estella Skyla, Nalania Cherikova, Salene Sallamandia, Olivia Orrovia, Leona Terra, Elaine Wittgenstein, and Gem Cavvenport: SEVEN ALCHEMY BEASTS ELEMENT METAL COFFIN!

Rosa Laurence, Estella Skyla, Nalania Cherikova, Salene Sallamandia, Olivia Orrovia, Leona Terra, Elaine Wittgenstein, and Gem Cavvenport fired energy blasts with the elemental metals of the Seven Alchemy Beasts, and as they hit Evil Billy, he was then put in a coffin made of gold, silver, tin, mercury, lead, steel, and bronze.

Rosa Laurence: Now, Lincoln!

Lincoln fired a blast of darkness with snow, ice, and ice crystals: it was Winter Icyin's dark power, Jack Frost's Dark Winter Embrace, and as it hits Evil Billy's metal coffin, his body suddenly went cold as Lincoln sucked out all of his body heat and it caused his body temperature to drop to nothing. Then, as his soul appeared, Nico gave him The Black Gates and he was gone for good.

We cheered as Gem Cavvenport and Nico holster their massive greatswords on their backs and power down, and Gem Cavvenport's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive moonlight blue wolf tails, and massive silver angel wings are permanent.

Gem Cavvenport: That'll teach you never to come after J.D. ever again. Thanks for helping me take Evil Billy down for good, Nico.

Nico: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Gem.

Suddenly, Gem Cavvenport wrapped her arms around Nico's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Nico's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Nico's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Nico leaned down to Gem Cavvenport's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Nico's massive pecs, and behind them was a Dragon, Phoenix, Angel, and Alchemy Beast - Moonface the Silver flying in the air, and we saw many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and the moon's silver light shining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Nico and Gem Cavvenport absorbed the moonlight and they came back to us as the display and Alchemy Beast - Moonface the Silver vanished.

Me: Wow, guys, that was one awesome battle you fought, and that was one awesome display we saw when you guys kissed.

Nico: Thanks, J.D., and Lincoln, what was that attack you used on Evil Billy?

Lincoln: That was Winter Icyin's dark power: Jack Frost's Dark Winter Embrace, when she uses it on those truly irredeemable, she fires a blast of darkness with snow, ice, and ice crystals, and when it hits the truly irredeemable person, their body suddenly goes cold as Winter sucks out all of the victim's body heat and causes their body temperature to drop to nothing.

Me: Brr, that's a really ice cold judgement.

Nico: You forgot to mention that when we met her, didn't you?

Lincoln: Yeah, I did, but at least, you saw how it works, right?

Eli opens the coffin and he sees Evil Billy's body, and he was literally frozen and he scanned for body temperature and heat, but nothing.

Eli: Yikes!

Nico: Whoa, Winter's got one icy power, and those who are irredeemable will not survive this curse.

Me: Yeah that is amazing!

Lola: Boy no kidding.

Camie: Now he is just a lifeless frozen vegetable. Without his spirit and it being in the Black Gates he is just a soulless brainless lifeless vegetable.

Qin: Yep.

Me: He'll be a good trophy for us.

Maria: Eli, sense for Swartz's creations

Eli: On it.

Eli sensed for them.

Eli: Found them! 30 klicks north northeast. One of them is Another Madea.

Nico: Ooh this one will be interesting.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Just need to wait for the signal.

Me: Yeah.

Lola: But at least we don't have to go far.

Camie: True.

Nico: So, who's up next?

Maria: I will go next.

Qin: Yeah!

Nico: Lets be ready.

May: (pats Maria's back) Good luck, Maria.

Maria: Thanks May.

Then we saw a dark figure come out and it was a dark version of Madea! It was ANOTHER MADEA!

Qin: Whoa! This one looks amazing!

Nico: Another Madea. Wow!

Maria: And you are?

Another Madea clutched her head and groaned.

She reverted back and it was a girl with blue hair and blue clothes and neon blue angel wings.

Me: (GASP) Maria Madea!

Qin: Oh man!

Maria Madea: (GRUNTS) Help me J.D.! Help me! I can't control this power!

Maria: What a coincidence. My first name is Maria as well.

Me: Maria hold on.

Maria: I got this!

She flew and teleported and chanted an incantation and out came a blue Wonder Ride Book. It was called THE ILLUSIONS OF THE SIREN'S SONG!

She picked up Maria Madea and brought her over and Varie looked her over.

Varie: She'll be all right.

Qin: Good.

Maria: That was awesome though.

Eli: The one before Another Captain Boomerang is a Sailor Soldier.

Qin: I have a feeling this one will be interesting.

Nico: Who's next?

Laney: I have a feeling I will like this one. So I'll face her.

Nico: Okay.

Then a fairy came out and it was a beautiful one.

Qin: Wow.

Laney: A beautiful fairy.

But the fairy was a dark version of Crysta.

Another Crysta: (In a girls voice) But I am not like Crysta actually.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She flew and reverted back and it was a sailor soldier that had pink hair and green clothes.

Me: (GASP) Fiona FernGully A.K.A. Sailor FernGully.

Nico: WHOA! FernGully's Sailor Soldier!

Laney: WOW! I'm glad I made the right call facing you.

Sailor FernGully: You sure did. And I heard that you guys all destroyed Hexxus twice. Thank you all.

Me: You're welcome Fiona. That was so fun and cool.

Nico: We did the environment a favor in destroying him.

Me: More than that, we saved the whole planet from his wrath.

Laney: We sure did.

Sailor FernGully: I'm so glad. Also it was awesome that you all restored the forest like that.

Xenia: That was amazing when we heard that.

Lola: Yeah it sure was.

Me: Hexxus got what was coming to him. Thank goodness.

Sailor FernGully: It's good he did.

Me: Yep. Any other opponents with you?

Sailor FernGully: Actually yes. Another version of him.

She pointed to Captain Boomerang.

Captain Boomerang: Another version of me mates? Crikey!

Qin: Oh boy.

Me: Friendly or hostile?

Sailor FernGully: Friendly. But this one speaks really highly of you J.D.

Me: I have a feeling it will be interesting.

Nico: Yep.

Laney: Lets do it.

She turned into Another Crysta and She fired waves of energy and smashed her down and I caught the Wonder Ride Book. It was called Fairies of Dark Nature. It glowed and turned into a new book called THE NATURE FAIRIES OF LIFE!

I went over and brought her over.

Maria: Time to summon backup!

She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) 6 OF FIRE!

Loki, Quakemon, Asmodeus, Princess Igam, Canis Major Zodiarts, and Brown Cowls along with Vypra, Diabolico, Jinxer, Fireor, Whirlin, Quakemon, Falkar and Freezard!

Nico: Awesome!

Lincoln: Cool!

Vypra: Awesome team huh.

Nico: Yep.

Vypra: Good luck convincing Brainy to come back to the Legion, J.D. You're gonna need it.

Me: It will be well worth the challenge and the effort.

Qin: Besides, he did nothing to deserve that.

Nico: Yeah.

Lola: Yep.

Me: Besides Brainiac 5 is going to come back.

Xenia: We'll do our best to help him out.

Vypra: I know you can do it.

Then we heard something.

Nico: You guys hear something?

Me: INCOMING!

We saw a boomerang coming!

Me: DIVE ASIDE!

We dove aside and it hit the ground by us and then…

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

It exploded!

Qin: WHOA!

Nico: Powerful!

Then we saw a figure and it was a dark version of Captain Boomerang! It was ANOTHER CAPTAIN BOOMERANG!

Me: Whoa! Another Captain Boomerang!

Xenia: This one has deadly boomerangs.

Another Captain Boomerang: (In a girls voice) (Australian Accent) Sorry about that mates. But it was great doing that.

Me: Shazza Arthur A.K.A. Sailor Australia!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: This is for the world of Ty the Tasmanian Tiger. Shazza is a member of Bush Rescue and has been in battle with Boss Cass ever since. Also she made it her mission to hunt him down and bring him to justice. She like Ty, is a master of using Boomerangs of many kinds.

Another Captain Boomerang: That's right mate. But it's great to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here Shazza.

Kaito: (gets out Gokaiger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (gets out Go Busters gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got a Super Megaforce Blaster and sword and Zocks got a Beast Morpher Sword.

Another Captain Boomerang: Just to help me bring Boss Cass to justice.

Me: Well it's a bit too late for that. We beat you to the punch on that one.

Qin: Yeah we destroyed him. He was going to keep coming back for more.

Lola: But he is gone forever.

Another Captain Boomerang: Well that's good he is gone mates.

Me: He is. Also Swartz was given the Black Gates for his crimes.

Another Captain Boomerang: Thank goodness.

Me: Sorry we have to fight like this Shazza.

Another Captain Boomerang: No worries mate. Come at me and don't hold back.

Me: That we can do.

Sougo: (gets out Super Megaforce Ridewatch) Ty will love meeting you.

Geiz: (gets out Beast Morphers Ridewatch) He sure will.

Sougo got SuperMegaforceRedArmor while Geiz got RedBeastMorpherArmor.

Me: This will be fun.

Captain Boomerang: I got some fun toys too mates.

He threw boomerangs and they hit her and smashed her down.

Nico: Lets kick this off mates! (ACTIVATES CAPTAIN BOOMERANG'S RIDEWATCH!)

He threw boomerangs and smashed her down.

Meg: Try this one on. (ACTIVATES YOST DOMINO'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Nico: Nice one! Now for me. (ACTIVATES YOST DOMINO'S RIDEWATCH)

He did the same thing.

May: Time for Negative 10 Power. (ACTIVATES UNIVERSE 666 NEGATIVE 10'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired 10 blasts of energy and smashed her down.

May: I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS GETTING IN MY WAY! (ACTIVATES CRANKY WIZARD'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of magic and blasted her down.

Me: I hope that didn't turn her into a chicken.

May: It didn't.

Maria: This one will scratch you up! (ACTIVATES CATMAN'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Maria: And this one too. (ACTIVATES GIRAFFA UN!DEAD'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down!

Boomerang and his team consisting of Evil Wood Man, Mesmeralda, Asbestos Woman, So Yaguruma and Queen Bee Deadman came.

Nico: Nice team, Boomerang!

Boomerang: (Australian Accent) It sure is awesome.

Me: And Victoria Murdock A.K.A. Asbestos Woman. We haven't met you or faced you yet.

Asbestos Woman: This is the first time we met though. But it's awesome too.

Nico: Yep.

We fired waves of energy and smashed Another Captain Boomerang all over.

So: Just so you know, my Another Kabuto form is seperate from me.

Me: I had a feeling. Good.

Nico: Yeah no kidding.

Lola: But at least we're not fighting that one.

Maria: Is the next Gene Slammer near?

Nico: I have a feeling they are.

Then a roar was heard and then out came 3 figures! They were Raikou, Suicune and Entei!

Qin: WHOA! The Three Legendary Wolves!

Lola: Wow! Raikou, Entei and Suicune!

Me: Cool!

Suicune: (In a girls voice) Looks like the fun has started.

Raikou: (In a girls voice) It sure has.

Entei: (In a girls Voice) But we're ready.

Nico: The Lupin Sisters! I had a feeling it was you guys.

Entei: I know. We got this.

They fired waves of energy and smashed her down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and then I went over and picked her up. Sailor Australia was a girl with blue hair and had red clothes on. I picked her up and brought her over.

Entei: Sorry we should introduce ourselves. My name is Moonbeam Lupin.

Suicune: I'm April Lupin.

Raikou: And I'm Luna Lupin.

Me: Awesome to meet you girls.

Meg: What are your favorite memories of Nico?

Suicune: Our favorites are when we made awesome chili in cooking class.

Raikou: We made it so spacy that it was really amazing.

Me: Cool!

Nico: Yeah everyone loved it.

Me: Neat. Lets get you girls back to normal.

I put on my blind man glasses and Nico pulled out 3 leotards. One red, one blue and one yellow and the boys covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and they were reverting back. Moonbeam was a girl with red hair and red eyes, April was a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and Raikou was a girl with Yellow Hair and Yellow Eyes. Nico gave them the leotards and they groaned and put them on.

Moonbeam Lupin: (GROANS) That was crazy.

April Lupin: No kidding.

Luna Lupin: Yeah that hurt too.

Nico hugged them.

Nico: I've really missed you girls.

Moonbeam Lupin: We missed you too Nico.

April Lupin: Yeah.

Moonbeam Lupin: These leotards are tight though!

Nico: You'll get used to it.

We later went back home. And we told everyone our findings on Killjoy Huggins.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Shope, Erasa, Melanie Romanova, Adrien Gecko, Doppel, and Amy Wong are heading to Washington DC, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but The Galaxy Pokemon Heroes got word of their old enemy being sighted there.

It was a ruthless bully named Mason Finnegan, a thug who enjoyed terrorizing everyone for his own sick amusement, and even worse, they also found out that Mason's a member of Team Rocket, and they exposed his dirty secret to everyone in the school, which infuriated him, but in the end, Mason Finnegan was defeated by Lincoln and The Galaxy Pokemon Heroes, and not only was he expelled, but he was arrested for his crimes and he was sent off to prison for life. But now, years later, Mason Finnegan escaped from prison, and he wants revenge on The Galaxy Pokemon Heroes for ruining him, too bad for him, he's about to meet the same fate as the rest of Team Rocket.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Washington DC, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but, Galaxy Pokemon Heroes, we got word of our old enemy being sighted there.

Nico: Old enemy of The Galaxy Pokemon Heroes, who is he?

Nadia Furīzuhāto: (Japanese Accent) Oh no, not him, that bastard just doesn't know when to quit, and we better tell you guys who it is, our old enemy is a ruthless bully named Mason Finnegan, a thug who enjoyed terrorizing everyone for his own sick amusement.

Lincoln: And here's why he's a really nasty piece of work: Mason Finnegan is also a member of Team Rocket.

We gasped.

Eli: What?! So, you guys had to deal with a bastard who's not only a thug who enjoys terrorizing innocent people for his own sick amusement, but he's also a member of Team Rocket?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's right, Eli.

Me: I remember him all too well, it was seven years ago when you guys dealt with him.

Lincoln: You're correct, J.D., and after we exposed Mason Finnegan's secret of him being a member of Team Rocket to the school, he went ballistic and tried to kill us, but The Galaxy Pokemon Heroes and I defeated him, and not only was he expelled by Superintendent Chen, but Mason Finnegan was also arrested for his crimes and sent to prison for life.

Jasmine Waterflower: Now, seven years later, we find out Mason Finnegan had escaped from prison, and he wants revenge on us for throwing him in prison, and also, for destroying Team Rocket.

Nico: Just like Giovanni and the other Team Rocket members.

Lincoln: Yeah, but too bad for him, he's about to meet the same fate as the rest of Team Rocket, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Shope.

Shope: You're welcome, Lincoln.

Suddenly, we saw The Weather Painter Aurora appear before us, and with her are the six girls.

Nico: Whoa, that's The Weather Painter Aurora, awesome.

Weather Painter Aurora: (Girl's voice) That's right, and I got the six girls away from that Team Rocket thug, Mason Finnegan.

Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Aurora Leocadia, I knew it was you, but we'll talk later.

?: TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM, GALAXY POKEMON HEROES, I WILL MAKE YOU ALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID IN EXPELLING ME AND DESTROYING TEAM ROCKET!

We then saw a male with black hair, eyes filled with hatred, and he was in a Team Rocket uniform, it was Mason Finnegan, and boy, was he pissed off big time!

Lincoln: Mason Finnegan, right on time! But, now, you're about to suffer the same fate as Team Rocket, let's get that thug and tear him in two!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Shope and her team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Mason Finnegan, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln rushed at Mason Finnegan and pinned him to the ground, and then, he bit him hard on the neck and he sucked out all of Mason Finnegan's blood until the Team Rocket thug is nothing but a desiccated corpse drained of his life force. Then, Lincoln sent his soul to The Black Gates for good, we cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Nico: You know, I'll never know how you, Lucy, or the other vampires on the team always enjoy the taste of blood, whenever any of us use one of the Ride Watches for one of the vampire members of The Masters of Evil, it ends with us getting the metallic taste of the blood out with mouth-wash.

Lucy Loud: We always make sure to wash our mouths with mouth-wash after feeding on blood, and it also whitens our fangs even more.

Lincoln: Same with me, and we've gotten used to it over time, I did especially when I got turned into a vampire-werewolf hybrid, and it's not as bad as you think. And I can tell from his blood: Mason has been eating a ton of veggies and beef for seven years thinking he can bulk up in muscle to pound us, heh, fat chance. (To Aurora Leocadia) And it's so good to see you again, Aurora Leocadia.

Aurora Leocadia reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long green hair, green eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful green angel wings and she reigned in the power of Weather Painter Aurora, she's dressed in a sleeveless green blouse, sleeveless green midriff top, green skirt, green pants, green knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with green lights, darkness, dusk, paints, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Weather Painter Aurora and holstered on her back is a massive Weather Painter Aurora-themed greatsword with embedded green gems and Weather Painter Aurora etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, large Weather Painter Aurora heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Weather Painter Aurora heads and large blue gem on the bottom of the large Weather Painter Aurora heads for the pommel.

Aurora Leocadia: You too, Lincoln, it's been such a long time.

Lincoln went up to Aurora Leocadia and he hugged her, and Aurora Leocadia is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were eleven, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Aurora Leocadia: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new. You really grew a lot, but you're still the same kind boy I met long ago, plus, you've grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Aurora Leocadia, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Art, and she was born amazing and incredibly powerful powers over darkness and the dusk and the green color of the spectrum, and she's also recognizable because of her green hair and massive and beautiful green angel wings. She, Laney, Nephele, Rayne, Morana, Althea, and I also painted many beautiful works of art in Art class and the paintings were even featured in an art exhibition at school one night and it was so awesome.

Me: They painted some amazing paintings there, and they were really awesome.

Nico: Awesome.

Lincoln: And it gets even more awesome, Aurora Leocadia's also the daughter of Aurora, the Roman Goddess of Dawn.

Eli: Whoa!

Timmy Turner: And just like before, Aurora Leocadia is also my cousin, and although she hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a burning passion, she hates my parents for their constant stupidity for always leaving me alone with Icky Vicky, whom she despises, and she absolutely despises Francis, Crocker, and my other despicable enemies as well.

Aurora Leocadia: That's right. I can't believe that my aunt and uncle could be so stupid as to leave my own cousin at the hands of that demonic babysitter, even neglecting the fact that they have a son, and I want nothing more than to see those two put in jail for the rest of their...!

Timmy ran up to Aurora Leocadia and hugged her to cool her down, and she hugged him back.

Timmy Turner: I haven't even forgotten how much you hated my parents and despised Icky Vicky, Francis, Crocker, and my other enemies as well, Aurora. But, it's also good to see you again.

Aurora Leocadia: You too, Timmy, and you've really grown up a lot since last we met.

Lincoln: Timmy joined us over six years ago, and soon it'll be seven years to the day that he joined us, and he'll be seventeen soon. Plus, we also put that demonic babysitter in as humiliation fodder, threw Francis in prison, gave Crocker The Black Gates, and many of Timmy's other enemies are either in The Masters of Evil or sent to The Black Gates as well.

Aurora Leocadia: Awesome. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something I want to give you.

Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right?

Aurora Leocadia: How did you know about...?!

Lincoln's harem showed everyone the marks Lincoln left on them when he bit them and fed on their blood.

Aurora Leocadia: Oh, I knew it, I knew you'd start marking your future wives sooner or later.

Then, Lincoln went up to Aurora Leocadia, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Aurora Leocadia: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Aurora Leocadia's neck with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Aurora Leocadia: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Aurora Leocadia.

Aurora Leocadia had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln who they were, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Asuka from Burning Rival, Tsubame Hokkyoku and Mikado from Bushido Blade, and Nephra, Orion, and Juni from Cardinal Syn.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Asuka from Burning Rival, Tsubame Hokkyoku and Mikado from Bushido Blade, and Nephra, Orion, and Juni from Cardinal Syn.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Tsubame Hokkyoku: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Asuka and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from that Team Rocket thug Mason Finnegan, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and a blue aura around him.

Asuka (Burning Rival): Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Asuka (Burning Rival): (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Asuka, Tsubame Hokkyoku, Mikado, Nephra, Orion, and Juni with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out that the villain we went after was an old enemy of The Galaxy Pokemon Heroes from seven years ago named Mason Finnegan, a sadistic thug who enjoyed terrorizing everyone for his own sick amusement, and even worse, Mason's also a member of Team Rocket, but Lincoln and The Galaxy Pokemon Heroes exposed his dirty secret to everyone in school, and they defeated Mason Finnegan, and not only was he expelled, but he was arrested for his crimes and he was sent to prison for life. But, seven years later, Mason Finnegan escaped from prison, and he wanted revenge on The Galaxy Pokemon Heroes.

But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating that thug down and Lincoln finishing him off by biting him on the neck and sucking out all his blood turning him into a desiccated corpse and finally sending his spirit to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln and Aurora Leocadia have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Oh man, so that bully you guys dealt with seven years ago when you guys were eleven was also a member of Team Rocket, jeez!

Lincoln: I know, it was shocking, but we made sure he paid the price that day when we exposed him in front of everyone and got him expelled, arrested, and sent to prison for life.

Nico: But, then, seven years later, he broke out and wanted revenge, but he eventually paid the price when Lincoln drained him dry of his blood.

Me: And got sent to The Black Gates for good, and he suffered the same fate that befell Team Rocket.


After putting an end to Team Rocket agent and thug Mason Finnegan, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Aurora Leocadia saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Aurora Leocadia: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. It's like he's been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Aurora, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Aurora Leocadia: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Aurora Leocadia: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.

Nico: Yep. So, Haruhi Kamiya, Jenna Ishida, Kaze Takenouchi, Irene Izumi, Mariah Tachikawa, Judy Kido, Kari Ichijouji, Darla Motomiya, Yuria Inoue, Carla Hida, and Aurora Leocadia, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Haruhi Kamiya: Oh, we have one that we still remember to this day, and it involved an attack by that control freak, Lori, that sore loser, Lynn, that blackmailing pageant demon, Lola, that heartless mad scientist, Lisa, and that homicidal deranged prankster, Luan. One day, Lincoln was with me, Jenna, Kaze, Irene, Mariah, Judy, Kari, Darla, Yuria, and Carla, and we were doing some workouts at our gym, and the rest of Lincoln's Guardian Angels were also with us and keeping an eye out for trouble.

Jenna Ishida: But, then, we heard the sound of a thunderous loud burp in the air, and there was only one person who could do something like that: Lynn, and then, we heard deranged laughter, followed by the sound of three banshee screams, and we knew Lynn wasn't alone, she also had Lori, Luan, Lola, and Lisa with her, and they wanted Lincoln's head once again, along with ours.

Kaze Takenouchi: Then, the doors burst open, and we saw the five hated Loud Sisters with red eyes filled with insane rage and hatred, and even worse, they had knives in hand. We knew they've now gone to resorting to try and stabbing Lincoln again, fat chance of that since Lincoln's a vampire-werewolf hybrid, so we put down the weights and we went after those five brats again as Lincoln fired blasts of fire which melted their knives, Lola, Lisa, and Luan tried to attack first, but Lincoln grabbed Lola and Lisa and he head bonked their heads with Luan's head in the middle and he knocked those three out.

Irene Izumi: But, then came our two big challenges: Lori who was incredibly dangerous when her already dangerously violent temper is at its peak, and Lynn who was an aggressive, bad-tempered monster and she acts like an animal. But, before any of us could do so, Lynn just ran at Lincoln yet again and tried to beat him to death, but he grabbed Lynn's fists in his hands, and Lynn tried to kick him in the crotch, but he tightened his grip on Lynn's fists and made her fall to her knees, then he'd thrown a sharp right hook and knocked that animal down, and finally, Lori was left, and she ran right at Lincoln with hatred in her heart, but Lincoln stood his ground and punched her in the stomach and he made her fall down to the floor.

Mariah Tachikawa: We were really impressed by Lincoln's rapidly developing and impressive immense upper-body and lower-body strength, and then, Lincoln fired red energy beams from his white angel wings and hands which turned into ropes and tied those five up. Then, we called Luna, and when that happened, she ran down there along with the rest of the Louds, and she was big-time mad at those five once again. But, Lincoln explained everything, and Nicholette Torrington showed the video clip of what Lincoln did to those five, and they were stunned. Luna said that Lincoln's like a dominant alpha male, and the way he stood his ground to defend his ladies, and we were blushing like mad.

Judy Kido: And so was Lincoln, that Luna sure knows how to tease us and her little bro. But, after we told and showed them what Lincoln did to stop Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, everyone cheered for Lincoln and they were proud of him for standing up for his Guardian Angels yet again, and for taking down Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan. And as a result, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan got grounded for fifteen weeks and they got sent to Aunt Ruth's during that time.

Leni: Having to deal with Aunt Ruth for fifteen weeks, that was a nightmare for those five, but they deserved it, if they were going to try and kill our brother, that's going to be the result of their horrible behavior.

Aurora Leocadia: Indeed, okay, now for my turn, and you're not going to like it. One day, Lincoln, Laney, Althea, Nephele, Rayne, Morana, and I were working on a huge art project in Art Class, we were asked to create a mural of the history of Rome to show to for the exhibition tonight. But, then, we heard a loud burp in the air, and Lincoln, Laney, and I knew there was no mistaking that loud burp from anywhere, we saw the doors burst open, and it was Lynn, and with her were Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and they were outright insane. Lola used a hose and washed away our mural, all of our hard work wasted, and those five brats were laughing cruelly at us, Lincoln and Laney were absolutely mad, but me, I was beyond pissed off at those bitches, and I fired darkness and green energy blasts at them and they got blinded by darkness and hit with the energy blasts, then, we pounced on and attacked them all with a really dangerous fury. Then, Lincoln tied them up in energy ropes, and when Luna was called in, she grabbed her guitar and smashed it on the heads of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan knocking them out and dragging them back to Vanzilla. We then told the teacher of what those five did, and she granted us more time to do it over, but she was furious at Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan for what they did, and she then called Principal Rivers and Principal Ramirez, and Lori, Luan, and Lynn got two weeks of detention, and Lola and Lisa also got two weeks of detention as well when the news hit Superintendent Chen.

Nico: Wait, it reached Superintendent Chen? Oh lord, don't tell me that...!

Aurora Leocadia: Yep, just like what happened before, we found out Killjoy Huggins asked Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan to destroy our mural project and kill Lincoln, Laney, Althea, Nephele, Morana, and I, and Nicholette Torrington told Superintendent Chen about it, and she suspended Killjoy Huggins again, this time, for nine months months for what he did.

Lincoln: When we found out that killjoy was the mastermind behind it once again, I told Mom and Dad of what he did.

Rita: When I found out from the kids that Killjoy Huggins was at it again and he asked Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan to destroy another mural project and kill Lincoln, Laney, Althea, Nephele, Rayne, Morana, and Aurora, I drove to the school and thrashed him all over the place, and I even hung him by the collar of his coat on a coat rack and told him, "If I get a call from my son yet again of any more of your dumb stunts, I'll personally take you straight to the nuthouse, you jerk!" Everyone cheered for what I did, and that killjoy grumbled wanting revenge, but I reminded him of what'll happen if he ever tries a dirty stunt like that again.

Me: He was warned numerous times by Superintendent Chen and by Ms. Rita not to do any of those dumb stunts again, but he just doesn't know when to quit.

Ronnie Anne: You got that right, and we still questioned why Superintendent Chen even hired him in the first place, since he was nothing more than a killjoy.

Girl Jordan: And a total big fat jerk to Linky.

Nico: That stupid killjoy, I ought to beat his brains in if he had any, and I'd also make him eat his own toupee.

Lincoln: Even that won't be enough to even dull his hatred of me, and you see why Shayla wanted to throw him in a nuthouse after he got fired, but this is even more better: now that he's humiliation fodder, everyone is getting payback for all the dumb things he's ever done in his miserable life.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Derpy Hooves, Alexa, Arcade Star Dahlia, and Fennel are heading to Lake Lamode.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Derpy Hooves, Alexa, Arcade Star Dahlia, and Fennel were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Derpy Hooves, Alexa, Arcade Star Dahlia, and Fennel had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them from an ambush by a group of thugs Trina Riffins and Amy hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Trina Riffins and Amy go completely insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at them and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of those two bitches.

Alexa: Wow, so this is Spa Island, awesome.

Lincoln: Luffy and his friends have been here before, but this is our first time coming here, Alexa. Plus, I found out there's some Gene-Slammers here. Shall we?

Lincoln, Derpy Hooves, Alexa, Arcade Star Dahlia, and Fennel dived into the swimming pool and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they also went on the waterslides, plus, they went to the Cola Baths for a massage and relaxation, and Derpy Hooves, Alexa, Arcade Star Dahlia, and Fennel got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.

?: (Wolf Whistles) Looks like our favorite white-haired handsome hunk's still been hitting the gym like crazy, look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs really hard at work.

?: Along with those thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, and you changed your swimwear, and you look even more sexier in a speedo. Rawr!

Suddenly, Lincoln, Derpy Hooves, Alexa, Arcade Star Dahlia, and Fennel saw T-Rox, Clamble, Bowgart, Pummel, Congle, Spunge, Thumpies, PomPom, Scups, and Reedling appear before them.

Lincoln: (Gasps) Those voices, Monkey D. Luna, Zaria Roronoa, Mina Stormbringer, Usagi Snipblast, Saria Vinsmoke, Mylene Risqueboots, Nico Relena, Lili Nefertari, Soul Princess Brenda Songsoul, and Jenbay Fishkarate of The Rainbow Treasure Pirates, I knew it was you girls, it's so good to see you all again.

Monkey D. Luna, Zaria Roronoa, Mina Stormbringer, Usagi Snipblast, Saria Vinsmoke, Mylene Risqueboots, Nico Relena, Lili Nefertari, Soul Princess Brenda Songsoul, and Jenbay Fishkarate reverted back to normal, and they're ten beautiful girls with long hair, eyes, and massive and beautiful angel wings in the colors of the monsters they were Gene-Slammed into, they were 6'5" in height and had the bodies of goddesses, and they're dressed in colored two piece bikinis, sandals, and long white sleeveless trenchcoats with elemental forces and creatures on the coattails and on the backs are the creatures they were Gene-Slammed into, and holstered on their backs are T-Rox, Clamble, Bowgart, Pummel, Congle, Spunge, Thumpies, PomPom, Scups, and Reedling-themed greatswords.

Monkey D. Luna: You too, Lincoln, it's been such a long time, Lincoln "Jack-Of-All-Trades" Loud.

Monkey D. Luna, Zaria Roronoa, Mina Stormbringer, Usagi Snipblast, Saria Vinsmoke, Mylene Risqueboots, Nico Relena, Lili Nefertari, Soul Princess Brenda Songsoul, and Jenbay Fishkarate went up to Lincoln, who hugged each of them, and Monkey D. Luna, Zaria Roronoa, Mina Stormbringer, Usagi Snipblast, Saria Vinsmoke, Mylene Risqueboots, Nico Relena, Lili Nefertari, Soul Princess Brenda Songsoul, and Jenbay Fishkarate are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you ten since you were six, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Monkey D. Luna: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute six-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new. You really grew a lot, but you're still the same kind boy I met long ago, plus, you've grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Derpy Hooves: I knew it, they must be more of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln. But, who are they? And why did one of them call you Lincoln "Jack-Of-All-Trades" Loud?

Then, we suddenly appeared.

Me: And why are they somehow familiar to Luffy and his Straw Hat Pirate crew?

Nico: Oh we're in for one huge story.

Lincoln: You sure are. Everyone, meet The Rainbow Treasure Pirates, we're a group of pirates who, like the Straw Hat Pirates, love to visit other places as well getting treasure and we're thieves with honor and would only steal from dirtbags such as Flip, and will gladly take down any dirtbag who would hurt any innocent people. They moved to Michigan when they're 6 years old, and I'm one of the members of The Rainbow Treasure Pirates as Lincoln "Jack of All Trades" Loud due to the skills I learned from my Guardian Angels, especially cooking from Dad.

Nico: Whoa!

Lincoln: And we even journeyed through the Grand Line several times. We also love to swim, hence the bikinis the girls wear through the sea with the exception being cold places. I made the symbol of the Rainbow Treasure Pirates and put it onto their bikinis, and to show thanks, each member kissed me on the lips while underwater, and they hate the jerks with a passion.

Me: That's so awesome, so you guys have your own pirate crew like The Straw Hat Pirates, and you are also thieves with honor, meaning you steal from dirtbags.

Nico: Specifically Flip, since he's the only dirtbag who'd stolen and conned anyone of their money, and you'll also take down those said dirtbags who dare to hurt the innocent, awesome.

Lincoln: Yep, and now, for the introductions.

Monkey D. Luna: Why don't you do them this time, Lincoln?

Lincoln: You got it. The first Rainbow Treasure Pirate is Monkey D. Luna, Gene-Slammer of T-Rox, she's my Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in English, and she's also the Captain of The Rainbow Treasure Pirates. She and I watched Luffy's adventures ever since we were twelve years old, and ever since, we were inspired to become pirates. I even made Luna a beautiful rainbow straw hat, and to show thanks, she kissed me on the lips while underwater. Plus, she's the twin sister of Monkey D. Luffy, and she hates Flip with a passion.

Eli: Whoa, I had no idea, Luffy had a twin sister, that's so awesome!

Nico: Really awesome, oh, they're so in for a huge reunion when you guys come back.

Lincoln: They sure are, now to continue. The second Rainbow Treasure Pirate is Zaria Roronoa, Gene-Slammer of Clamble, she's my Guardian Angel from Hawaii and classmate in Gym, and she's known as The Deadly Swordswoman of The Rainbow Treasure Pirates. She and I often trained in using many swords, and Zaria even learned to dual wield as well. I also made Zaria beautiful and durable swords, and to show thanks, she kissed me on the lips while underwater. She's also the cousin of Zoro Roronoa, and she hates Scoots with a passion.

Me: Awesome.

Lincoln: The third Rainbow Treasure Pirate is Mina Stormbringer, Gene-Slammer of Bowgart, she's my Guardian Angel from New York and classmate in Gym, she's known as The Navigator of The Rainbow Treasure Pirates and is one of the best wielders of weather powers. She and I studied the weather to prepare the crew for the journeys, and we even made a sea chart that shows the Grand Line and the places they've been. I made Mina a map that shows all the places in the world, and to show thanks, she kissed me on the lips while underwater. She's also the cousin of Nami, and she hates Lila Rossi with a passion.

Nico: Nice, it's always important to stay prepared when going out to sea, especially with the weather.

Me: And along with dealing with rough waters.

Lincoln: The fourth Rainbow Treasure Pirate is Usagi Snipblast, Gene-Slammer of Pummel, she's my Guardian Angel from Minnesota and classmate in Art, and she's known as The Sniper of The Rainbow Treasure Pirates and one of the best snipers as well. She and I would do target practice together and we also went fishing together. I made Usagi a slingshot capable of fire up to 10,000 feet, and to show thanks, she kissed me on the lips while underwater, and she hates Lewis Travolta with a passion, and she's not related to any of the Straw Hat Pirates.

Nico: Buzzkill.

Lincoln: The fifth Rainbow Treasure Pirate is Saria Vinsmoke, Gene-Slammer of Congle, she's my Guardian Angel from Florida and classmate in Cooking, and she's known as The Master Chef of The Rainbow Treasure Pirates and also known as Pink Leg Saria, because her favorite color is pink. She and I made the crew delicious foods and we even helped the poor people as well. I made Saria beautiful pink cooking pans and pots, and to show thanks, she kissed me on the lips while underwater and she hates Bubble Bass with a passion, and she's also not related to any of the Straw Hat Pirates.

Me: Double buzzkill.

Lincoln: The sixth Rainbow Treasure Pirate is Mylene Risqueboots, Gene-Slammer of Spunge, she's my Guardian Angel from New York and classmate in Science, and she's the Medic of the Rainbow Treasure Pirates. She and I helped heal injured crew members and we even helped injured people along the way. I made Mylene a giant medic box full of medical supplies, and to show thanks, she kissed me on the lips while underwater. She's also the cousin of one of my future wives, Risky Boots, and she hates Icky Vicky with a passion.

Nico: Whoa, I had no idea Risky Boots is her cousin.

Lincoln: She only told me about her cousin long ago. The seventh Rainbow Treasure Pirate is Nico Relena, Gene-Slammer of Thumpies, she's my Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Math, and she's the archeologist of The Rainbow Treasure Pirates. She and I studied various ancient ruins throughout our journeys, and I even made her a giant journal so that she can keep track of all the findings. To show thanks, she kissed me on the lips while underwater. She's also the sister of Nico Robin, and she hates the Wet Bandits with a passion.

Nico: And I don't blame her for hating them, those morons were nothing but incompetent thieves who are out for their next score.

Lincoln: But, now they're out of the business and they're our humiliation fodder forever. The eighth Rainbow Treasure Pirate is Lili Nefertari, Gene-Slammer of PomPom, she's my Guardian Angel from Egypt and classmate in Cooking, and she's known as the Shipwright of The Rainbow Treasure Pirates. She and I built the ship for The Rainbow Treasure Pirates which we dubbed Beautiful Rainbow Merry, which is said to have to sailed throughout the world multiple times. I made Lili a giant tool chest to help maintain the ship, and to show thanks, she kissed me on the lips. She's also the twin sister of one of my future wives, Vivi Nefertari, and she hates Al Bundy with a passion. Plus, like Vivi, she also has rainbow angel wings.

Nico: Awesome.

Lincoln: The ninth Rainbow Treasure Pirate is Soul Princess Brenda Songsoul, Gene-Slammer of Scups, she's my Guardian Angel from Iowa and classmate in Music, and she's the Musician of The Rainbow Treasure Pirates. She and I would play music for the crew and play music for charity. I also made Brenda a massive collection of musical instruments, and to show thanks, she kissed me on the lips underwater. She's also the granddaughter of Brook, and she hates NO MA'AM with a passion.

Luna: Yeah, every pirate crew needs a musician to liven things up, and I've heard her and Lincoln play, they're so awesome.

Lincoln: And the tenth Rainbow Treasure Pirate is Jenbay Fishkarate, Gene-Slammer of Reedling, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Gym, and she's known as the Helmsman of The Rainbow Treasure Pirates. She and I would often steer the Beautiful Rainbow Merry to even the dangerous places unharmed, and Jenbay is also a master of Fish-Man Karate. I made Jenbay a beautiful necklace and bracelet of her favorite colors, and to show thanks, she kissed me on the lips while underwater. She's also the sister of Jimbei, and she hates Trina Riffins with a passion.

Nico: Whoa, now that's really, really incredible.

Lincoln: Yep, we did a lot in our adventures, and we saw a lot of places around the world and put a stop to our resident jerks and dirtbags more than once. Now, then, there's also another thing to attend to.

Lincoln went up to each member of The Rainbow Treasure Pirates, and then, one by one, he hugged each of them in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on their necks, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Monkey D. Luna: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Monkey D. Luna, Zaria Roronoa, Mina Stormbringer, Usagi Snipblast, Saria Vinsmoke, Mylene Risqueboots, Nico Relena, Lili Nefertari, Soul Princess Brenda Songsoul, and Jenbay Fishkarate with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Monkey D. Luna: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Monkey D. Luna, Zaria Roronoa, Mina Stormbringer, Usagi Snipblast, Saria Vinsmoke, Mylene Risqueboots, Nico Relena, Lili Nefertari, Soul Princess Brenda Songsoul, and Jenbay Fishkarate.

Monkey D. Luna, Zaria Roronoa, Mina Stormbringer, Usagi Snipblast, Saria Vinsmoke, Mylene Risqueboots, Nico Relena, Lili Nefertari, Soul Princess Brenda Songsoul, and Jenbay Fishkarate had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around the girls, and he leans down to each of their faces and he kissed them passionately on the lips, and they also returned it.

Nico: Looks like we got some awesome new members to the Straw Hats Pirates branch of the team. See you guys back home.

We took our leave while Lincoln and the girls continued with their date, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Derpy Hooves, Alexa, Arcade Star Dahlia, Fennel, Monkey D. Luna, Zaria Roronoa, Mina Stormbringer, Usagi Snipblast, Saria Vinsmoke, Mylene Risqueboots, Nico Relena, Lili Nefertari, Soul Princess Brenda Songsoul, and Jenbay Fishkarate, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Derpy Hooves, Alexa, Arcade Star Dahlia, Fennel, Monkey D. Luna, Zaria Roronoa, Mina Stormbringer, Usagi Snipblast, Saria Vinsmoke, Mylene Risqueboots, Nico Relena, Lili Nefertari, Soul Princess Brenda Songsoul, and Jenbay Fishkarate placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face.

Lori: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Spa Island, eh, Linky?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Derpy Hooves, Alexa, Arcade Star Dahlia, and Fennel with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Nico: Oh man, I definitely knew that Derpy Hooves, Alexa, Arcade Star Dahlia, and Fennel had the hots for Lincoln, and we also met Monkey D. Luna, Zaria Roronoa, Mina Stormbringer, Usagi Snipblast, Saria Vinsmoke, Mylene Risqueboots, Nico Relena, Lili Nefertari, Soul Princess Brenda Songsoul, and Jenbay Fishkarate, who are members of a group of pirates like The Straw Hats Pirates, and Lincoln's also a member of said group.

Lincoln: That's right, and you also told Luffy and his crew about them, right.

Ranamon: We sure did, Linky, and that's yet another thing that no one else knew about you, which makes you something even more interesting as we hear many more things about you day by day, along with the accomplishments you've done.

Lily the Mermaid: Indeed. Of course, whenever we hear more interesting things about you, that also makes you even more of an interesting person.

The girls in Lincoln's harem piled on, and they covered his face and massive muscular upper body and eight-pack abs in kisses, and as they got off, Lincoln was on the floor with a beyond lovestruck look on his face with atomic red blush, and steam whistling out of his ears, and then, he got back up.

Nicole: Ooh, hubba, hubba!

Lincoln: (Even In Heaven) That...was...really...awesome!


Later it was time for Nerissa's first ever mission and it was gonna be awesome.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome meeting the Legion of Superherioes.

Me: I have a feeling this is gonna be awesome.

William: Anyone else want to go with Nerissa? Besides Jack Landors and 1 Rabbid?

Will Vandom: Me and the Guardians all will go.

Lincoln: And me and my siblings too.

Nico: Wow. Okay. And of course Dream Girl will come with too.

Dream Girl: Yep.

Nico: All right lets head on out.

I opened a portal and we were off to Universe 10, in the year 3012 AD.


UNIVERSE 10, PLANET EARTH, YEAR 3012 AD


We arrived.

Me: WHOA!

We were shocked at how advanced the world of the Legion of Superheroes world was.

Eli: Wow! So this is the 31st Century!

Nico: Incredible!

Dream Girl: It's good to be home.

Laney: This is incredible!

Me: Yeah. Boy Fry and the Planet Express would love coming here.

Lori: Wow they literally would.

Then we saw Legion Superman landing by us.

Legion Superman: (to Jack Landors) I know you. You're the leader of the SPD Rangers, right?

Jack Landors: That's right. Jack Landors of SPD.

Me: And he is also with us.

Legion Superman: Wow Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Nico: Awesome to meet you Kal.

Eli: Same here.

Me: We came all the way from the 21st Century in the Prime Universe to help you out.

Nerissa: That's right. My name is Nerissa and I'm on Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Redemption Squad. You guys are for my Ambassador Missions.

Me: It's part of a special diplomatic mission program we made.

Legion Superman: Wow that is amazing!

We introduced ourselves.

Legion Superman: Awesome! Lets go meet everyone.

Me: Sure thing.

Legion Superman: Are the other me's part of your team too?

Me: Yep. Justice Lord Superman is in the Redemption Squad and the Neo Gotham City Superman is too as well as the Prime Universe version of Superman.

Nico: Yep.

We arrived at the base.

Bouncing Boy: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Me: Hello everyone.

Eli: Awesome to meet you guys.

Triplicate Girl: Wow it's truly an honor to have you all here!

Phantom Girl: Dream Girl awesome to see you.

Dream Girl: It's great to be home.

Me: Thanks for sending Nura to us.

Phantom Girl: It's no problem.

Lincoln: We heard about everything that happened from Mekt and that was awful.

Chameleon Boy: You guys did awesome destroying Lex Luthor.

Timber Wolf: That was probably for the best too. He might've been destroyed last year by you guys in your time. But in this time, he's been dead for centuries.

Me: Good riddance. But yeah.

Nerissa: We're glad Lex is dead.

Nico: So is everyone on the team.

Legion Superman: Yeah thank goodness. But his descendant Alexis is in prison now.

Me: We were told by Mekt that his descendant is her. She would make an awesome addition to the M.O.E.

Nico: I agree. Same with the Fatal Five.

Me: Don't worry they are not our primary target here for the big day mission.

Bouncing Boy: Who is the primary target for that day on what day?

Me: We're projecting April 7th. And our primary target is Brainiac, Brainy's ancestor.

Lightning Lad: And can you guys honestly believe the crap they're saying about you guys being the kids of Luthor and the Joker? What's next? Captain America serving those Hydra guys?

Saturn Girl: It's not funny, Garth! What if someone takes those rumors seriously?!

Cosmic Boy: I hate to agree with Lightning Lad for once. But he's right. By now, those said rumors are believed to be hoaxes.

Me: We don't buy those rumors one bit guys. But no way we will ever believe them.

Nico: No way in hell are we like them.

Lincoln: Besides we found out that it was Dark Orbs inside us that were doing all that. But now we are permanently free of them.

Eli: Thank goodness.

Saturn Girl: That's great news.

Cosmic Boy: I'm glad.

Me: By the way Garth, we're so sorry about what happened to your sister Ayla. But we're very happy for you to have her back.

Lightning Lad: Thanks J.D.

Me: You're welcome. Also that artificial arm is really cool.

Lightning Lad: I think so too.

Me: Mekt is now in our frenemies in the Masters of Evil.

Nico: He sure is. We met on my first ever rescue.

Lola: And that was fun.

Lightning Lad: I guess that answers the question of where Mekt has been for the last year.

Lori: You literally don't mind the loss of your real arm?

Lightning Lad: Hey, Yang might have been depressed the first few weeks after she lost HER arm thanks to Adam Taurus. But I don't mind this replacement. It was given to me by-

He paused as he realized who he was about to refer to.

Me: Brainiac 5. You guys really miss him don't you?

Triplicate Girl: We sure do.

Me: I'm sorry about what happened to you guys. You have our deepest condolences.

Laney: Yeah we were told about everything from Mekt and we're really sorry about it.

Cosmic Boy: I know.

Lightning Lad: (to Cosmic Boy) You know, you can pretend like nothing happened. But whether you want to deny it or not, Brainy's gone and he's never coming back! But to be honest, to you, it's probably the best thing that's ever happened.

Cosmic Boy: Do you really think I don't miss him? Because I do! I've learned from my mistakes ever since the incident were Timber Wolf got framed! But Brainy coming back to the team isn't up to me. He has to decide that on his own!

Me: Okay guys calm down. We can help you guys bring back Brainy. One thing that we have learned over the years is that Friends always support each other. Brainy may have done some really bad things in the past that caused him to leave you all, but like it or not, he redeemed himself in the end. But there's another thing that friends do and that is always have your back.

Nico: And are always there to guide and help you.

Eli: And right now we need to find him and bring him back.

Laney: That's right.

Nerissa: I learned from my mistakes. I was one of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's enemies before. Now I'm redeemed thanks to them.

Cassidy: And we are all back together.

Cosmic Boy: You're right guys. I'm sorry.

Me: No worries Rokk.

Cosmic Boy: How do you guys know our real names?

Me: Superhero and Supervillain Identities are pretty much squat in our universe.

Lincoln: We read all sorts of comics and books and learned a lot of their real names.

Lightning Lad: I can tell.

The Rabbid gibbered.

Jack Landors: (sighs) And this is a Rabbid.

Saturn Girl: Aww he is so cute.

Me: He sure is. But they aren't the brightest lightbulbs in the closet if you know what I mean.

Lana: Yeah but they are funny too.

Eddy: They sure are.

Kevin: We all do.

Legion Superman: (sees Rabbid about to lick an electrical socket) No! Don't lick that!

The Rabbid blew a raspberry at him and licked the socket.

ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!

He was puffed up.

Me: See what I mean?

Legion Superman: Oh so they are really stupid.

Me: Yeah but they are great for comedy and laughter.

Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah it's funny.

Me: By the way Kal, we heard that you now have Krypton back. Are you happy about that?

Legion Superman: I do?

Me: Brainy erased your memory. No worries. (SNAPS FINGERS)

I snapped my fingers and he remembered.

Legion Superman: Whoa. I do have Krypton back!

Me: Blame the original Brainiac for it.

Legion Superman: I remember. But I know now that Brainy is NOT like his ancestor.

Me: Never has been and never will be.

Phantom Girl: If we knew where he is, we can get him back.

Eli: Leave that to me.

Eli concentrated and then he found him.

Eli: Found him! He's on the planet Odym.

Me: The Blue Lanterns homeworld.

Nico: Oh wow.

Legion Superman: What are we waiting for then? We've got a friend to get back.

Me: I can get us there. Hold on tight.

Everyone gathered and I used Instant Transmission and teleported us to Odym.

We were then at Odym.

Bouncing Boy: WHOA!

Phantom Girl: Wow that was fast!

Me: Sorry guys. Instant Transmission is a very fast way to get to places. My master Goku taught it to me.

Nico: Yeah we'll tell you later.

Eli: I sense him on that cliff.

We saw the cliff and flew up to it and we saw Brainiac 5.

Me: Brainiac 5.

Brainiac 5: You guys must be Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: That's right and it's awesome to meet you.

Nico: Same here.

Legion Superman: Brainy we missed having you around.

Brainiac 5: I missed you guys too. But I just can't go back.

Me: Brainy what happened to you is not your fault. That was your ancestor doing all that against your will. You are better than he ever was. Because he lacked one thing that makes you much better than him and that is a heart.

Kevin: Kinda expecting you to get a job somewhere.

Brainiac 5: Hard to do when everyone remembers you as the one who Brainiac controlled.

Me: Well if it makes you feel a little better, our prime universe version of your ancestor was given the Black Gates and is gone forever.

Brainiac 5: That does make me feel better. Thank you.

Me: You're welcome. But Brainiac listen, it was not your fault you did all that. Your ancestor did all that and made you do it against your will.

Nerissa: He's right. Many of us know what that was like.

Nico: Our friend Tara was turned evil by Slade Wilson and she did terrible things until Beast Boy and the Teen Titans saved her.

Lola: It's true.

Brainiac 5: Shouldn't you guys be killing an Evil Sasuke right now?

Bouncing Boy: (gets angry) You know what? Maybe we should! It's better then wasting our breath on a quitter after everything we've been through!

Lightning Lad: Hey, you might want to give up on Brainy! But I'm not!

Lynn: Besides, do you even know where to find an Evil Sasuke?

Nico: Guys stop. As much as we would like to do that we can't.

Me: He's right. Brainy as much as we would love to kill an evil Sasuke right now we can't. That's not the reason why we are here. We are here to help you get back with the Legion. You are a family member to them. Just like we have been family to Nura.

Dream Girl: That's right. I was sent to help Team Loud Phoenix Storm. And they taught me so much over the last few days.

Nico: That's right. And Brainy I once was in your shoes too.

Brainiac 5: You were?

Nico: I was. When my contingency plans that I made for in case we ended up like the Royal Defenders were turned against us by Talon and everyone thought I was a traitor, I left the team to find solace. But J.D. and everyone didn't give up on me! And when the 20 Days of Darkness came, J.D. and everyone didn't give up on me! They are true friends that they have helped me get through the darkest of times.

Nerissa: And I've been in your shoes as well.

Brainiac 5: Why? Were you mind controlled into trying to enslave humanity.

Nerissa: No. But I accidentally killed Cassidy and became evil after that. Does that qualify?

Me: It's true.

Brainiac 5: That's awful.

Will Vandom: This is what did it.

She held up the Heart of Candrakar.

Me: The power of the Heart was corrupting her. But I saved her from the darkness inside her.

Nico: Long story on that.

Me: Brainy listen. Many people that did terrible things before they redeemed themselves all have one thing in common and that is that they learned from their mistakes and learn from them so that they can never do it again. Because they have the one thing of so many people that helps make them healed.

Brainiac 5: What's that?

Me: Their forgiveness. And you were punished enough because of your ancestor.

Legion Superman: That's right. Because we forgive you for everything you did because of your ancestor.

Brainiac 5: You really mean that?

Legion Superman: Absolutely!

Cosmic Boy: We even kept your room to prove it.

Me: That's right. And your friends never gave up on you. Because they kept another thing too. Hope.

Nico: That's right.

Brainiac 5 them smiled.

Brainiac 5: You're right guys! I can't believe I let what my ancestor did to me haunt me and hurt me so easily. I was so hurt by the guilt that I did stupid stuff. I'm sorry I left you guys.

Legion Superman: It's all right Brainy.

Me: It's not too late for you to come back.

Brainiac 5: I will do it!

Me: Awesome.

Legion Superman and Brainiac 5 shook hands.

Legion Superman: Welcome back Brainy.

Lightning Lad: (to us) This is probably the easiest Ambassador mission you guys have been on.

Nazz: Yeah, don't count on it.

Me: Lets not get ahead of ourselves Garth. This was only the beginning. This was phase 1.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Oh guys I forgot to tell you, just a forewarning, there's a dark side of Eddy here that is going to come after you guys to kill you.

Eddy: It's true.

Me: We call him Dark Eddy.

We told them what happened and more.

Timber Wolf: Great. Now, in addition to one of our enemies, we got a crazy gun wielding asshole to deal with.

Me: That's right.

Nico: But I put a curse on Dark Eddy. After 24 times on the first missions of the first half of the year, he will be banished to the black gates.

Timber Wolf: Wow.

Lola: Yep.

Me: This will be number 13.

Brainiac 5: We can worry about him later. I can't wait to see everyone else on the Legion again.

?: Apologies, Brainiac 5.

Alexis Luthor came out of the shadows.

Alexis Luthor: But I regret to inform you that you're not gonna live long enough to see the rest of your precious Legionnares ever again. (takes out laser blaster)

Brainy got shocked as she began charging her blaster.

She fired and Eli used his Lightsaber to deflect the blast back and it hit the ground by her and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

We saw ALEXIS LUTHOR!


Alexis Luthor is a character from Legion of Super-Heroes and originally a friend of Superman, though she was always spoiled and selfish.

She would only turn antagonistic after Superman began to try and break ties with her in order to help the Legion deal with supervillains, unwilling to stand by and let Superman be a hero Alexis decided to "get rid of the competition" by attacking the Legion with the aid of her hi-technology and even attempted to kill Superman after he rejected her once again.

Yet in the explosion caused by her failed attempts to damage Superman her hair fell off (a subtle reference to the Golden Age origin of Lex Luthor's baldness) and she blamed Superman for her humiliation - as well as her subsequent imprisonment for her crimes.

When last Alexis was seen she was still in prison and clearly still holding a grudge against Superman, despite him having done everything he could to reason with her. Alexis was supposed to have a role in the second season working for Imperiex alongside Lightning Lord, ultimately redeeming herself by betraying him and helping to defeat him, earning her a high political position. However, the WB Network wanted fewer female characters on the show, and as a result this plan was scrapped.


Me: Alexis Luthor, I presume?

Alexis Luthor: J.D. Knudson and Team Loud Phoenix Storm. I have heard so many amazing things about you. Your reputations precede you.

Me: So we have heard. Your ancestor gave us a helluva bunch of NUMEROUS headaches in the Prime Universe.

Jack Landors: SPD Emergency!

Jack transformed!

Jack Landors: 1 SPD Red!

Nico: At least you didn't inherit your ancestors baldness.

Alexis Luthor: Very funny. But true.

Me: I can definitely sense that you are not as cunning and manipulative as your ancestor was back in his days.

Laney: Yeah he really gave the Justice League and Superman a nasty bunch of battles and all that.

Eli: It's true.

Alexis Luthor fired another shot but we avoided it.

Alexis Luthor: There have been rumors saying that you all are the children of my ancestor and the Joker. And I don't like it. I'm the one who truly deserves the Luthor name. Not all of you!

She fired another shot that we avoided.

Alexis: AND HOW THE HELL COULD MY ANCESTOR AND THAT CLOWN HAVE CHILDREN IN THE FIRST PLACE?! IT'S COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS!

Nico: Hey, no argument from me. I agree with you on that last part!

Me: Same with me. You'll get no argument from me on that one. I don't buy that fucking load of bullshit there for even one second.

Saturn Girl: (to Lightning Lad) See? I told you some people would take those rumors seriously?!

Me: We have been called many things like that Imra. You get used to it. Besides we are not intimidated by it. Maybe if we were contaminated with dark orbs we would have taken that seriously. But not ever again.

Saturn Girl: I see.

Me: Besides Alexis, the Joker and your ancestor paid the ultimate price for their crimes.

I then saw something in the bushes behind Alexis and it had a blaster pointed at Alexis's back.

I got out my blaster and fired it and then it hit the bush and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

A figure was blasted out and it was Dark Eddy!

Nico: I knew it was him.

Dark Eddy: Congrats, Brainy. You rejoined the Legion just to die. (fires a shot at him)

Timber Wolf: Get down! (tackles Brainy to safety)

Eli deflected the blast with his lightsaber and it hit Dark Eddy in his shoulder and blasted his arm.

Me: Alexis consider that a courtesy call.

Alexis Luthor: I guess I owe you for saving me on that one.

Nico: (to Alexis Luthor) You okay?

Alexis Luthor: (points blaster at Nico) Don't pretend to be sympathetic to me. You're all trying to steal my birthright. And that won't happen!

Nico: Hey, you want your birthright? You can have it! We don't want it!

Jack: (gets out Cad Bane's Fullbottle) You two want blaster fire? I'll give you blaster fire!

CAD BANE! FIREPOWER! BEST MATCH!

He fired waves of lasers and missiles and they hit Dark Eddy and Alexis all over.

Me: Besides you deserve much better than following in the evil footsteps of your ancestor. Unlike you he was a monster.

Nico: And then some.

Me: The monster was trying to tempt me with a time portal to go back in time and use the black gates on all evil. But you know what I did?

Alexis Luthor: What?

Me: I blasted him in his leg and told him to fuck off. That would have been taking the easy way out.

Dark Eddy kicked Timber Wolf to the ground.

Dark Eddy: Shame you're not human anymore. But tell you what? (puts blaster at Timber Wolf's head) I'll make the pain go away with one shot to the head.

Chameleon Boy: The Hell you will! (turns into a rhino and charges at Dark Eddy)

He smashed him down.

I fired my blaster and blew Dark Eddy's Hands off again!

He screamed in pain as his hands were burned clear off of him.

Me: Take that.

I took Dark Eddy's blaster and gave it to Leni.

Alexis Luthor tried blasting Nico but he avoided them each time.

Nico: (keeps avoiding the shots) You want to know what your ancestor was like? Fine. He wasn't someone to look up to! He didn't care about anyone but himself and he hurt countless people just to get what he wanted. In an alternate world, he killed the Flash and led to the Creatiion of the Justice Lords. In OUR world, he merged with Brainiac and tried ending the Earth and possibly the universe. And his final and most dangerous crime? Like mentioned before, he tried pressuring J.D. to end all evil with the Black Gates. All the while promising Lothor's demise!

Me: Geez, you're never letting that go, are you?

Cosmic Boy: To be fair, you DID show signs of being tempted on erasing all evil. But I don't blame you for that. (sighs) If I was in your shoes, I would've prevented Ferro Lad's death and stopped the Sun Eater another way. And I also would've helped our Superman talk Brainy out of leaving the first time.

Me: I would NEVER do that. Because I don't take the easy way out. Besides Ferro Lad can come back. (SNAPS FINGERS)

I snapped my fingers and then a light shined down and the singing of angels was heard and then out came Andrew Nolan A.K.A. Ferro Lad!

Ferro Lad: I'm back? But how?

Legion Superman: Ferro Lad! You're back!

Ferro Lad: I am.

Me: I resurrected you.

Ferro Lad: Wait you're…

Me: J.D. Knudson, Second in Command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. I'll tell you all about it later. Right now we got two problems we need to deal with.

I fired waves of energy and blasted Dark Eddy all over.

Nazz: (to Dark Eddy) In respect to Lightning Lad's arm, we're not blasting your hands and arms off any further.

Lightning Lad: Thanks. But how about you guys do combos with each of us?

Nazz: You got it Garth.

Nazz and Lightning Lad: LIGHTNING FORCE OF COOLNESS!

They fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted him all over.

Rolf: Rolf wants to join in too!

Bouncing Boy: Lets do it!

Rolf and Bouncing Boy: THAT'S MY BOUNCING HORSE!

They formed into balls and smashed Dark Eddy with the force of a meteor!

Nico: NICE!

Lola: Take that!

Alexis Luthor: My ancestor was the greatest!

Me: Uh you need to wake up.

Lola: Look, we know that deep down, you're a good person. There's still hope for you. So, we're not gonna kill you.

Lori: Your ancestor is literally gone. You literally want to bring honor to the Luthor name? You literally got one shot. And you can literally start by joining the Masters of Evil. Don't let your ancestor win.

Legion Superman: But if you DO join the Masters of Evil, I prefer it if we just remain friends.

Me: That's right Alexis. Your ancestor was not only Superman's most greatest archnemesis, but he was also the most dangerous, most evil and most ruthless monster that ever lived. He didn't care about anyone.

Nico: No he didn't. He turned John Corben into Metallo after he put an incurable and 100% fatal virus in him.

Me: And that's just only ONE of his crimes. Your ancestor did NUMEROUS Atrocities.

I showed her a list of things he did and it was horrible! He did it all:

Genocide
Mass murder
Organized crime
Crimes against humanity
Terrorism
Assault
Conspiracy
Torture
Unethical experimentation
Smuggling
Brainwashing
Bribery
Innumerable property damage
Embezzlement
Slavery
Corruption
Kidnapping
Hacking
Prostitution
Felony escape
Slander
Incrimination
Sabotage
Fraud
Treason
Theft
Usurpation
Altering reality
Blackmail
Illegal dealings (drugs and weapons)
Abuse (physical, psychological, and of power)
Extortion
Vandalism
Pollution
Conning
Gambling
Animal cruelty
Hate crimes
Grand-theft-pastry
Countless other offences

And to rub more salt in the wound, I showed her the terrible things he did in the Prime Universe and more and how he did it. When it was done she was shocked and more! HER BIRTHRIGHT WAS AN ABSOLUTELY DANGEROUS AND EVIL ONE! LEX LUTHOR WAS PURE EVIL AND A MONSTER 1,000 TIMES WORSE THAN THE DEVIL!

Brainiac 5: Let me join in on the combos as well. I want to get back in the swing of things.

Sarah: Lets do it Brainy!

Sarah and Brainiac 5: COLU BRAINS FURY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and blasted down Dark Eddy!

Kevin and Saturn Girl: SATURN FURY PSYCHIC BLAST!

They fired waves of psychic energy and smashed him into dust!

Alexis Luthor: I-I didn't know.

Nico: Hey, if it makes you feel better, the Lego version of your Ancestor is actually a nice guy. He even helped us kill Brainiac in our world.

Me: It's true. The Lego Version of Lex Luthor is funny too.

Will Vandom: All the Lego Counterparts of the heroes and villains are cool.

Nico: Yep.

Jonny 2x4: Me, Jimmy, and Plank want to go as well!

Timber Wolf: Wait. You're including that hunk of wood too?

Jonny 2x4: He's more than a Hunk of wood. He's my best friend.

Jonny 2x4 and Timber Wolf: NATURE FURY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and blasted Dark Eddy all over and then he fell to the ground and a huge tree exploded in growth from his mouth and he inflated as foliage bloomed and then he flew out of the tree and Jonny dealt a powerful headbutt and sent him crashing into the tree.

Me: It's not too late Alexis. You can still cleanse the Luthor name by redeeming yourself and helping our frenemies in the Masters of Evil.

Laney: Yeah.

Alexis Luthor: You're really trusting me to bring honor back to the Luthor name after everything my ancestor tried to do to you guys?

Nico: Well, you AND Lena Luthor.

Me: Yeah.

Alexis Luthor thought about it.

Alexis Luthor: I'll do it!

Nico: Good choice.

Jimmy: Um... I hope I don't mess up with this combo.

Phantom Girl: You won't Jimmy.

Jimmy and Phantom Girl: PHANTOM JAWBREAKER PUNCH!

They punched Dark Eddy and smashed him hard into the ground.

Dark Eddy: (Dazed and stupid) Granddad you ran another stop sign.

Nerissa: (gets out Mandark's Fullbottle) You made the right choice, Alexis. But don't take this personally. This is just a way to close out our portion of this battle that involves fighting you.

MANDARK! DR. DIABLOS! BEST MATCH!

She fired a blast of energy and smashed her down.

Alexis was knocked down.

Me: Nice one! Now for Dark Eddy!

Eddy: Clark, after our combo, we'll let some... incoming backup deal with Dark Eddy.

Legion Superman: What do you mean?

Eddy: You'll see.

Eddy and Legion Superman: KRYPTON JUSTICE BLAST!

They fired a massive blast of energy and smashed him down.

Dark Eddy: Can things get any worse?

Eddy: (hears footsteps) For you? Fuck yes!

He looked behind him and saw a Blissey.

Blissey: (In a girls voice) Hello and goodbye.

She used psychic power and then sent him flying back into the Book of Vile Darkness dimension.

Nico: Take that.

Me: Hey a Blissey. Awesome.

Brainiac 5: Guys thank you so much for helping me get back with my true friends.

Me: Not a problem Brainy.

Saturn Girl: I can sense a human brain pattern in the Blissey.

Me: That's because it's a gene-slammer.

Blissey: I sure am.

Nico: Carrie Turrington? Whoa!

Lola: Boy Jessie is gonna love meeting you. She knew a Blissey long ago.

Nico: It's true.

Me: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Blissey: My favorite is when me and Nico went to the local hospital and I read stories to all the sick kids there and Nico gave them all rings to help them get better.

Nico: That was awesome.

Me: That's really cool. Lets get you back to normal.

I put on my blind man glasses.

Eli: The boys may want to cover their eyes. Bros daughter Nicole will come and pulverize you if you don't.

Bouncing Boy: Naked underneath?

Me: Yep.

Nico got out a pink Leotard and I snapped my fingers and she reverted back. She was a girl with pink hair and had pink eyes.

She was given the leotard and she put it on and got up.

Carrie Turrington: (GROANS) That was brutal. But it's good I'm back to normal.

Nico: It sure is.

Nico and Carrie hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Carrie Turrington: Me too Nico. Me too.

Later we were back on Earth and sure enough, Nico was in front of the entire Legion of Superheroes roster. Including Ferro Lad abd Brainiac 5. Legion of Superman presented Nico with a Legion Flight Ring, which Nico accepted.

Nico: To the Legion of Super-Heroes, I make this solemn pledge: to use my powers for good. To fight for justice and protect the innocent. To aid my fellow Legionnaires in times of peril and to keep their secrets safe. I am... Nico Chan! (raises hand with ring up high) Long live the Legion!

Legion of Superheroes: LONG LIVE THE LEGION!

We cheered!

Me: But we all are happy we're in the legion.

We later went back.

May: Hey guys!

Nico: We had a really fun time.

Me: Nerissa did great on her first ever mission.

May: Did you guys succeed in bringing back Brainy?

Me: Did we ever.

We told everyone what went down and it was awesome.

Qin: Wow! That is awesome! And congratulations guys on becoming part of the Legion.

Nico: Thanks. It was awesome.

Me: The rings they have are amazing.

May: Next time, Mandark should go with you.

Nerissa: Good idea.

Me: And the Justice League all can come with too. It'll be awesome to have them meet our prime universe Justice League.

Nico: Good idea.


Later we were watching TV.

Laura Comparetto: Nico, how DID you get my glasses? They should've been destroyed along with my clothes when I transformed?

Nico: (sheepishly) Honestly, King Kai teleported them to me intact.

Lola: That's good he did.

Laura Comparetto: I agree there. Thanks Nico.

I was on the computer and then I saw something on the Super Smash Brothers website that really was incredible!

Me: (GASP) Hey guys come look at this!

Everyone came over.

Lincoln: What is it?

Me: They just updated Lincoln's final smash on the Super Smash Brothers game.

Lincoln: Oh man!

Electro and the Previous group of M.O.E. Members came.

Electro: Oh we got to see this!

I pressed play.

SSBU Lincoln: Sorry guys but you're going to face some friends of mine.

Dracula: What friends?

SSBU Lincoln: Here they come.

He played a flute and then rainbow stars appeared in the sky.

SSBU Lincoln: GUARDIAN ANGELS ATTACK!

We saw that the stars were really Lincoln's Guardian Angels! Many of them we met and many of them we haven't met yet!

Anna Anyanova: WHOA is that us!?

Wendy Sapphira: That is amazing!

They flew at the Super Smash Brothers Roster members and pulverized them all over and their damage meters went up to 999% and then Lincoln delivered the ultimate finishing blow that sent ALL OF THEM FLYING FAR!

SSBU Lincoln: My angels will protect me from all of my enemies.

Lincoln: WHOA!

Qin: That was awesome!

Samurai Jack: This has not been touched in a long time.

Me: No it sure hasn't Jack.

Ashi: But that was incredible!

Lola: Wow! Linky that is so cool!

Laney: Now you have not only us as assist trophies but now you have all your guardian angels in an awesome and epic final smash!

Twilight Sparkle: Boy that is so cool!

Rainbow Dash: That is AWESOME!

Nico: Boy it sure is!

Me: Shigeru Miyamoto you've really outdone yourself.

Xenia Orromov: I wonder if the rest of us can be in this as well.

Me: That would be an awesome and amazing sight to see.

Nico: It sure would. Maybe me and J.D. can try that out someday.

Qin: It would be awesome and amazing.

Camie: Boy that is so cool!

Xenia: It sure is.

Electro: But that updated version of Lincoln's final smash is awesome!

Xenia: It sure is!

Nico: Yeah it is amazing.

Me: Even after all this time we are still floored by all that.

Maria: Lincoln was absolutely floored when he found out that he and his sisters were added to the Super Smash Brothers Roster.

Laney: Yeah we ALL were floored!

Nico: News about that spread all over the world like wildfire.

Touma: Wow! That explains why we saw a new character in Super Smash Brothers.

Emu: That is so cool!

Poppy: That is really awesome that Lincoln and his sisters are in Super Smash Brothers.

Nicole: You got that right. We are all amazed.

DING DONG.

Seawing: (hears the doorbell ring) Who could that be?

Me: (Singsong) Come in!

In came a Miltank!

Me: Hey a Miltank!

Xenia: Awesome!

Miltank: (In a girls voice) (French Accent) Sorry about coming in like this.

Nico: Sasha De Bellis! Whoa!

Qin: The great crepe master has come!

Miltank: Oh oui and it's great to see you again Qin. And you too Nico.

Me: You and Remy would get along great.

Nico: Yep.

May: What's your favorite memory of Nico.

Miltank: Ah mon ami zat is a good one. My favorite is when me and Nico made ze greatest crepe recipe ever. We made consommé bouillabaisse soup and zat was really amazing and good.

Nico: It sure was.

Me: Boy we'll have to try it.

Nico gave her a pink leotard and she went into the bathroom and I snapped my fingers. She reverted back and came out with it on and was a blond hair girl and had blue eyes.

Sasha De Bellis: (Groans) Sacre Bleu zat was awful.

Nico and Sasha hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Sasha De Bellis: Me too Nico.

She gave him the French kiss.

SMOOCH SMOOCH!

Crosshairs: Sorry if the leotard's tight.

Sasha De Bellis: Ah no worries. I'll be fine.

Me: Good.

Nico: Yeah.

Dirge: Boss, which teams have you made this time?

Nico: Gwen Tennyson's team will include Bulma, Shannon Littlefield, Nefertimon, Paildramon and Shakkoumon. Raven's team will include Derpy Hooves, Aniya Florrentine, Silphymon, Lucilla Demigorgan and Sailor Ysmault.

Me: Good choices dude.

Qin: Yeah.

Derpy Hooves: This is gonna be great!

CRASH!

She fell over from excitement.

Derpy Hooves: My bad!

Shannon Littlefield: This is gonna be great.

Nefertimon: It sure will be.

Roxy Rocket: Can me, Rex Goodwin, Hydro Man, Gator Ghoul, Avalanche, Puff, Duff Killigan, Dark Spicer, Doctor Octopus, and Electro go with you guys?

Astronema: Me, Blackbird, Liquidator, Yost Pyro, Astronema, Lexaeus, Stink Bug, Evil Strike Man, MODOK, Iron Maiden, and Evil Elec Man will come too.

Nico: Yes you all sure can come with us.

Qin: Yeah and you guys are going to love the next mission.

Nico: Yep.

Top Man: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Tyrannitar and Lugia next.

Qin: Ooh good ones!

Xenia: Yep.

Nico: Now here is our mission. We're going to meet Ham, Luna and Titan of the Space Chimps.

Qin: COOL!

Me: Yep.

Nico: And first we're going to watch the movie and then we're going to get ready.

We got to watching the movie.

In outer space, an unmanned, intelligent life-searching NASA space probe, Infinity, is dragged into an intergalactic wormhole and crash-lands on the other side of the galaxy. It lands on the Earth-like alien planet named Malgor, populated by colorful alien beings. Zartog (Jeff Daniels), an evil-minded inhabitant, accidentally discovers how to take manual control of the onboard machinery and uses it to enslave the population. Faced with the possible extinction of Infinity and their budget, the scientists hire multiple chimpanzees as astronauts to regain contact with the probe and retrieve it: technical genius Comet (Zack Shada), lieutenant Luna (Cheryl Hines) and commander Titan (Patrick Warburton). For media attention, the Senator (Stanley Tucci) adds to the team Ham III (Andy Samberg), grandson of Ham, the first chimpanzee in space, who works as a cannonball at a circus. Ham III is uninterested in the mission, but he (along with the other space chimps (except Comet)) is launched into space despite his best efforts to escape the scientist's training facility.

Ham, Luna and Titan enter the wormhole, where the latter two pass out from the pressure, leaving Ham with the task of getting the ship out and landing it. The ship and Titan are taken by Zartog's henchmen, and Titan teaches Zartog about the probe's features. Ham and Luna journey to Zartog's palace. Ham reveals that he believes Space Chimps is a joke in which makes Luna angry at him. They receiving guidance from inhabitant Kilowatt (Kristin Chenoweth). They go into a valley of the aliens' food where they meet some globhoppers, and then they go into the cave of the Flesh-Devouring Beast where Kilowatt sacrifices themselves by getting eaten by the monster so Ham and Luna bypass it, They then go inside the Dark Cloud of Id in which they fall out of. Once at the palace, they rescue Titan and plan to leave. However, Ham, Luna and Titan alter their course of action after noticing Zartog torturing the inhabitants who are being frozen in a pool of freznar, feeling they owe it to Kilowatt to rescue the planet.

Zartog then attacks the chimpanzees with the probe. Just as they are about to get destroyed, Titan tricks Zartog into what he thought could have him dominate the universe, triggering an ejection mechanism in the probe, which in turn leads to his defeat by falling into the freznar. The chimps then discover that Kilowatt has survived, and they make contact with Comet and Houston (Carlos Alazraqui), a friend of Ham's grandfather, back on Earth through a walkie-talkie. Since the ship they boarded is not on Malgor as the chimpanzees jumped out during its launch, Comet, Luna, and Titan use a different method to exit the planet. They redesign the probe, with help from the planet's inhabitants, and use an erupting volcano to thrust it off the planet's gravity.

The chimpanzees go into space, and just as they are about to re-enter the wormhole, Titan hands the controls over to Ham, the one who can withstand the pressure and thus pilot the ship. Ham, although initially skeptical, is motivated by a mental conversation with his grandfather's spirit; he maneuvers the ship back to Earth and lands it with Luna's help, and the Senator, under pressure from the press, decides to dramatically increase the space program's funding. The scientists celebrate the chimpanzee' return.

When it was done we were laughing and more.

Me: That was so awesome and funny!

Nico: Yeah it was!

Xenia: Yeah!

Hydro Man: Man, those chimps were funny!

Liquidator: But who's the main target?

Shanan: His name is Zartog. He is a Maltorian and they are a race of barbarian warlords that want to take over the weakest worlds in the universe.

Qin: Whoa!

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Venthera, another member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Venthera of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah on the move?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans.

Nico: Just as we expected, but we're more than ready for Venthera, right, Gaia?

Gaia Han: Right, and just like what happened yesterday with Entrada, he's going to transform by drinking that potion with 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, so Lincoln will separate his monster form from his real form and absorb his monster form.

Gretchen Holland: While you and Nico destroy Venthera and give him The Black Gates.

Lincoln: And I've got an idea on what to call them when they transform by drinking that potion with 2018 King Ghidorah's blood: King Ghidorah Hybrids.

Nico: Good name, Lincoln, and from what we saw, their King Ghidorah hybrid forms are bound to be big trouble, but you'll always be ready to take action and separate their King Ghidorah hybrid forms and absorb them into your body. Alright, gang, let's go, we're going to meet the Space Chimps and take down Zartog.

Lincoln: This is going to be one awesome, fun, and really funny adventure, and once we get done with that villain, Zartog, you better be ready to die, Venthera.

Gaia Han: You better be ready, Venthera, for you shall be buried underneath the dark earth of The Netherworld, and your soul will know nothing but eternal suffering.

Blitzwing: Let's head on out.

We were off to NASA.


We were off to the National Aeronautics and Space Administration or NASA and it was gonna be awesome and cool.

Nico: This will bw awesome and fun.

Qin: Oh yeah.

Me: Boy we haven't seen a launching of chimps into space ever since the Cold War era.

We arrived.

Me: Hello everyone.

Nico: Sorry to drop by like this but we're looking for someone.

Puff: Ok, this is gonna sound very weird.

Stink Bug: But we're looking for some chimps. (sweatdrops) Yeah, that sounded a lot better in my head.

They came out.

Ham III: Hey Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Titan: This is awesome! It's awesome to meet you guys!

Luna (SC): Yeah it's great to meet you.

Me: Same here to you three too.

Joe Swanson: (LAUGHS) That's funny. Titan sounds so much like me.

Flynn: And me too. BOOM!

Alternate Chrysalis: No gorillas among you guys?

Ham III: Nope. Just us chimps.

Me: That's cool.

Qin: I still think you guys are all amazing.

Nico: Yeah you sure are.

Varie: Yeah you guys are so funny.

Titan farts!

Ham III: Titan!

Titan: Sorry.

Me: That's funny!

LOUD TOOT FART!

Me: Oops pardon me

MODOK: How does it feel to be the only monkeys to go to space?

Dark Spicer: Besides some of us, of course.

Ham III: It feels really awesome.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: But you guys are heroes too.

Titan: It sure is awesome.

Overbite: You know why we're here.

Luna (SC): Zartog is back.

Overbite: Well… yes.

Nico: We came to help you guys destroy him forever.

Xenia: That's right.

Ham III: I knew he was going to come back.

Qin: You know you guys also remind me of the Rocket Monkeys. Wally and Gus and they are really funny.

Nico: I haven't watched that in a long time.

Electro: I remember them.

Evil Elec Man: Good times, huh?

Qin: (LAUGHS) And their farts are so funny!

Ham: (LAUGHS) That is funny!

Titan: (LAUGHS) Awesome!

Nico: (LAUGHS) That is funny! Anyway we need to find Zartog.

Eli: I'll search.

He concentrated.

Eli: Found him. His rocket ship is in space next to Mars.

Qin: Then that's where we'll find him.

Dive Man: Can we use your rocket ship?

Ham III: All of you guys won't fit on it.

Me: We can use our ship.

Nico: Good idea.

Sunset Shimmer: I can't wait to burn that monster.

Ham III: But you guys follow our ship so you don't get lost

Doctor Octopus: Good idea.

Me: With a ship as huge as ours that won't be a problem.

Iron Maiden: What are we waiting for then?

Nico: Lets go.

We went to our ship and the chimps went to their ship and we were off.

Titan: (singing) I am Titan, I am strong! (to us) Sing it with me, guys!

Ham III: (rolls his eyes) No one wants to sing along.

Chill Bill: Um... no comment

Me: (LAUGHS) That is funny.

Xenia: Yeah!

Qin: I agree.

Duff Killigan: (Scottish Accent) Congrats on becoming Legionnaires, lads.

Evil Strike Man: After what you accomplished back there, you earned it.

Qin: I agree there. That was awesome.

Nico: Thanks guys.

Me: These rings are all very stylish.

Camie: It sure is awesome.

Nico: Yep. I'm glad Brainy is back with his friends.

Electro: We are too. And Alexis Luthor will make a great addition to the M.O.E.

Dream Girl: She sure will.

Fisticuffs: (to the viewers) Sorry if you guys expected to hear all their initiations. But the rest of them got initiated off screen

Nico: But it's all right.

Qin: But it's still awesome that you guys are now in the Legion.

Me: We are truly honored.

Dream Girl: It was great to be home though.

Fry: I'm really glad you guys got to see the world of the Legion of Superheroes.

Me: You would feel right at home Fry. It's in the 31st Century as well and it is right up your alley.

Fry: You bet I would.

Bender: Dammit, I wish I could've been there!

Avalanche: Don't worry, Bender.

Lexaeus: You'll still have 3 more opportunities.

Me: The Planet Express is more than welcome to join us next time.

Leela: We're really looking forward to it.

Me: Bender you want to hear what I would say to Imperiex?

Bender: What?

Me: Bite my big fat fucking ass!

We laughed.

Lisa Loud: Nico sensors are showing another vessel up ahead.

Nico: On screen.

We saw another ship 2 million kilometers ahead.

Arixam: I see another ship.

Me: I see it too.

Ham III: That's him.

Nico: Battlestations. All hands red alert.

The alarms sounded and we were ready.

Yost Pyro: Any henchmen?

Gator Ghoul: Please say yes. I'm hungry!

Lisa Loud: Sensors are reading hundreds of Maltorians on board his ship.

Gator Ghoul: All right! It's feeding time!

Nico: Lets roll.

We went over the ship and opened a docking tube.

Nico: Lets do it.

Gantu: Entrance time!

Nico: Lets do it!

We went into the ship.

Zartog's men were ready and then the spirits of planets and monkeys came and swirled around them and then converged on the door and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted through the door and a phoenix cry was heard and then numerous lasers blasted the Maltorians all over and blew them apart and we jumped out and blasted and smashed them.

Gator Ghoul: FEEDING FRENZY!

He chomped and ate them all over!

We busted into the Bridge and we were facing ZARTOG!

Me: Zartog you will pay for your crimes.

Nico: No one takes over Earth without a fight!

Zartog: After I kill you all, Earth is next.

Blackbird: In other words, you think Earth is weak.

Rex Goodwin: You don't know how wrong you are.

Me: We are stronger than you EVER will be.

Xenia: You're the one that is weak!

Zartog: YOU WRETCH!

Then Electrocutioner, Pyro, Grumblemon, Hsi Wu, Biowulf, King Shark, Beast Man, Yenaldoshi, Chillyfish, and Vulkanus are next. So are Evil Plug Man, Quillfire, Bluto, Fenghuang, Ludo, Utomodachi, Zeru, Boss Wolf, Tiki Tak Tribe, and Suzaku.

Nico: Electrocutioner, Pyro, Grumblemon, Hsi Wu, Biowulf, King Shark, Beast Man, Yenaldoshi, Chillyfish, and Vulkanus are next. So are Evil Plug Man, Quillfire, Bluto, Fenghuang, Ludo, Utomodachi, Zeru, Boss Wolf, Tiki Tak Tribe, and Suzaku.

Beast Man: This is gonna be so awesome.

Lola: Yeah it is!

Zartog: What are you waiting for!? Kill them!

Hsi Wu: We don't take orders from you! We are our own organization!

Electrocutioner: That's a real shocking revelation about Killjoy Huggins. No pun intended.

Pyro: Please tell me you guys killed him for that.

Nico: Dammit, we forgot!

Grumblemon: Well, you'll just have to do it tomorrow.

Me: After we have the Guardian Angels rough him up first.

Hsi Wu: We heard you faced an Evil Billy.

Me: Yep. We sure did.

Biowulf: Was he really talking nonsense?

Me: Yeah he was a REALLY BABBLING moron.

Xenia: Yep.

Cybax then appeared again.

Me: Cybax. Haven't seeing you for a while.

Cybax: I know. It has been a while.

Qin: Yeah it sure has.

Cybax: (to Jack Landors) Nice job in Nerissa's mission.

Jack Landors: Thanks. That was fun and awesome.

Me: It sure was awesome.

Lola: Yep it was awesome.

We got the battles underway.


Emerald Goldenbraid, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Nalania Cherikova, Amazo, Dirge and Ramjet VS Electrocutioner - Nico's Rescue and battling an Evil Billy


Electrocutioner was first.

Electrocutioner: (to Emerald) Nico's rescue involved battling an Evil Billy. I don't think that one spoke in clear sentences!

Emerald Goldenbraid: No he didn't. This one was a feral freak.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah he sure was and he is an ice sculpture trophy now.

Starshine Sparkle: He sure is and it's awesome.

Spyro: I agree there too.

Nalania Cherikova: It was great getting rid of him too.

Amazo: Indeed it sure was.

Electrocutioner: I agree and I'm glad that dark idiot is gone. Lets do it!

Emerald used her Legend Items.

EMERALD'S UNICORN POWER! EMERALD'S MYSTICAL KNIGHT FORCE!

They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.


Vakama, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Jeanne Xennoxia, Ninjago Heroes, Top Man and Shadow Man VS Pyro - Battling Another Madea and Another Captain Boomerang


Pyro was next.

Pyro: (to Vakama) Nico, Julie's team, Captain Boomerang's team, and the others did good Battling Another Madea. And Another Captain Boomerang as well.

Vakama: They sure did and it was so awesome and fun.

Sunset Shimmer: We had a really amazing fun time there.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) We sure did and it was really fun.

Sunburn: It sure was awesome.

Jeanne Xennoxia: I agree there too.

Kai: Yep. That was awesome.

Pyro: I can tell you guys had fun. Lets do it!

Vakama used his legend items.

VAKAMA'S INFERNAL HEROICS! INFERNO OF VAKAMA!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.


Earth, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Terrance Sisters, Bernard & Bianca, Penny & Cody, Blitzwing and Astrotrain VS Grumblemon - Lincoln's rescue


Grumblemon was next.

Grumblemon: (to Earth) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Washington DC. How was it?

Earth: It was really awesome. We were there to stop a bully from Nico's past. His name was Mason Finnegan, a thug who enjoyed terrorizing everyone for his own sick amusement, and even worse, they also found out that Mason's a member of Team Rocket, and they exposed his dirty secret to everyone in the school, which infuriated him, but in the end, Mason Finnegan was defeated by Lincoln and The Galaxy Pokemon Heroes, and not only was he expelled, but he was arrested for his crimes and he was sent off to prison for life. But now, years later, Mason Finnegan escaped from prison, and he wants revenge on The Galaxy Pokemon Heroes for ruining him, too bad for him, he's about to meet the same fate as the rest of Team Rocket.

Grumblemon: WHOA! That is crazy!

Applejack: It was. But we made sure he was destroyed there.

Apple Bloom: Thank goodness for that one.

Flashwing: But it was awesome taking him down.

Nikki Terrance: It sure was. We had a lot of action there.

Nadiron Terrance: We sure did and it was awesome.

Bernard: That's right.

Bianca: We all had fun.

Penny: Yeah we sure did.

Cody: (Australian Accent) I agree there mates.

Grumblemon: Same here. Lets do it!

Earth used her Legend Items.

4.6 BILLION YEARS OF BEAUTY! EARTH'S BEAUTIFUL AWESOME!

They fired waves of energy, earth, rock, mud, boulders, crystal and apples and smashed him down.


Georgina Montgomery, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Selene Wenvolva, Draco, Slobber Trap and Alternate Chrysalis VS Hsi Wu - Meeting a gene-slammer for Weather Painter Aurora


Hsi Wu the Demon Sorcerer of The Sky was next.

Hsi Wu: (to Georgina) I heard you guys met a gene-slammer for Weather Painter Aurora. What's her name?

Georgina: Her name is Aurora Leocadia and she is a really amazing and skilled painter.

Rainbow Dash: She sure is. And her story is awesome too. Along with the cousins of the Digidestined.

Scootaloo: It was awesome.

FLASHBACK

Nico: Yep. So, Haruhi Kamiya, Jenna Ishida, Kaze Takenouchi, Irene Izumi, Mariah Tachikawa, Judy Kido, Kari Ichijouji, Darla Motomiya, Yuria Inoue, Carla Hida, and Aurora Leocadia, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Haruhi Kamiya: Oh, we have one that we still remember to this day, and it involved an attack by that control freak, Lori, that sore loser, Lynn, that blackmailing pageant demon, Lola, that heartless mad scientist, Lisa, and that homicidal deranged prankster, Luan. One day, Lincoln was with me, Jenna, Kaze, Irene, Mariah, Judy, Kari, Darla, Yuria, and Carla, and we were doing some workouts at our gym, and the rest of Lincoln's Guardian Angels were also with us and keeping an eye out for trouble.

Jenna Ishida: But, then, we heard the sound of a thunderous loud burp in the air, and there was only one person who could do something like that: Lynn, and then, we heard deranged laughter, followed by the sound of three banshee screams, and we knew Lynn wasn't alone, she also had Lori, Luan, Lola, and Lisa with her, and they wanted Lincoln's head once again, along with ours.

Kaze Takenouchi: Then, the doors burst open, and we saw the five hated Loud Sisters with red eyes filled with insane rage and hatred, and even worse, they had knives in hand. We knew they've now gone to resorting to try and stabbing Lincoln again, fat chance of that since Lincoln's a vampire-werewolf hybrid, so we put down the weights and we went after those five brats again as Lincoln fired blasts of fire which melted their knives, Lola, Lisa, and Luan tried to attack first, but Lincoln grabbed Lola and Lisa and he head bonked their heads with Luan's head in the middle and he knocked those three out.

Irene Izumi: But, then came our two big challenges: Lori who was incredibly dangerous when her already dangerously violent temper is at its peak, and Lynn who was an aggressive, bad-tempered monster and she acts like an animal. But, before any of us could do so, Lynn just ran at Lincoln yet again and tried to beat him to death, but he grabbed Lynn's fists in his hands, and Lynn tried to kick him in the crotch, but he tightened his grip on Lynn's fists and made her fall to her knees, then he'd thrown a sharp right hook and knocked that animal down, and finally, Lori was left, and she ran right at Lincoln with hatred in her heart, but Lincoln stood his ground and punched her in the stomach and he made her fall down to the floor.

Mariah Tachikawa: We were really impressed by Lincoln's rapidly developing and impressive immense upper-body and lower-body strength, and then, Lincoln fired red energy beams from his white angel wings and hands which turned into ropes and tied those five up. Then, we called Luna, and when that happened, she ran down there along with the rest of the Louds, and she was big-time mad at those five once again. But, Lincoln explained everything, and Nicholette Torrington showed the video clip of what Lincoln did to those five, and they were stunned. Luna said that Lincoln's like a dominant alpha male, and the way he stood his ground to defend his ladies, and we were blushing like mad.

Judy Kido: And so was Lincoln, that Luna sure knows how to tease us and her little bro. But, after we told and showed them what Lincoln did to stop Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, everyone cheered for Lincoln and they were proud of him for standing up for his Guardian Angels yet again, and for taking down Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan. And as a result, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan got grounded for fifteen weeks and they got sent to Aunt Ruth's during that time.

Leni: Having to deal with Aunt Ruth for fifteen weeks, that was a nightmare for those five, but they deserved it, if they were going to try and kill our brother, that's going to be the result of their horrible behavior.

Aurora Leocadia: Indeed, okay, now for my turn, and you're not going to like it. One day, Lincoln, Laney, Althea, Nephele, Rayne, Morana, and I were working on a huge art project in Art Class, we were asked to create a mural of the history of Rome to show to for the exhibition tonight. But, then, we heard a loud burp in the air, and Lincoln, Laney, and I knew there was no mistaking that loud burp from anywhere, we saw the doors burst open, and it was Lynn, and with her were Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and they were outright insane. Lola used a hose and washed away our mural, all of our hard work wasted, and those five brats were laughing cruelly at us, Lincoln and Laney were absolutely mad, but me, I was beyond pissed off at those bitches, and I fired darkness and green energy blasts at them and they got blinded by darkness and hit with the energy blasts, then, we pounced on and attacked them all with a really dangerous fury. Then, Lincoln tied them up in energy ropes, and when Luna was called in, she grabbed her guitar and smashed it on the heads of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan knocking them out and dragging them back to Vanzilla. We then told the teacher of what those five did, and she granted us more time to do it over, but she was furious at Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan for what they did, and she then called Principal Rivers and Principal Ramirez, and Lori, Luan, and Lynn got two weeks of detention, and Lola and Lisa also got two weeks of detention as well when the news hit Superintendent Chen.

Nico: Wait, it reached Superintendent Chen? Oh lord, don't tell me that...!

Aurora Leocadia: Yep, just like what happened before, we found out Killjoy Huggins asked Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan to destroy our mural project and kill Lincoln, Laney, Althea, Nephele, Morana, and I, and Nicholette Torrington told Superintendent Chen about it, and she suspended Killjoy Huggins again, this time, for nine months months for what he did.

Lincoln: When we found out that killjoy was the mastermind behind it once again, I told Mom and Dad of what he did.

Rita: When I found out from the kids that Killjoy Huggins was at it again and he asked Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan to destroy another mural project and kill Lincoln, Laney, Althea, Nephele, Rayne, Morana, and Aurora, I drove to the school and thrashed him all over the place, and I even hung him by the collar of his coat on a coat rack and told him, "If I get a call from my son yet again of any more of your dumb stunts, I'll personally take you straight to the nuthouse, you jerk!" Everyone cheered for what I did, and that killjoy grumbled wanting revenge, but I reminded him of what'll happen if he ever tries a dirty stunt like that again.

Me: He was warned numerous times by Superintendent Chen and by Ms. Rita not to do any of those dumb stunts again, but he just doesn't know when to quit.

Ronnie Anne: You got that right, and we still questioned why Superintendent Chen even hired him in the first place, since he was nothing more than a killjoy.

Girl Jordan: And a total big fat jerk to Linky.

Nico: That stupid killjoy, I ought to beat his brains in if he had any, and I'd also make him eat his own toupee.

Lincoln: Even that won't be enough to even dull his hatred of me, and you see why Shayla wanted to throw him in a nuthouse after he got fired, but this is even more better: now that he's humiliation fodder, everyone is getting payback for all the dumb things he's ever done in his miserable life.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Hsi Wu: Geez! That is crazy that he did all that!

Whirlwind: You're not kidding.

Selene Wenvolva: Yeah no kidding there. It was awesome.

Draco: It sure was awesome.

Hsi Wu: Indeed. Lets do it!

Georgina used her Legend Items.

GEORGINA'S ROCK FLIGHT! STONEBITER'S DOOM FORCE!

They fired waves of wind, rainbows, lightning and rock and smashed him down.


Jake Long, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Chloe Yoriyama, Sakura Avalon, Overbite and Seawing VS Biowulf - Nerissa's first mission


Biowulf was next.

Biowulf: (to Jake) Today was Nerissa's first mission. Please tell me she convinced Brainy to come back to the Legion!

Jake Long: She did and it worked. Brainy is now in the Legion again.

Fluttershy: It was a fun mission and everyone faced Alexis Luthor.

Tornado Bolt: They sure did and they convinced her to join the M.O.E.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) She is now with you guys and she will make a great member of your forces.

Stealth Elf: After finding out that her birthright was filled with evil she joined you all.

Chloe Yoriyama: Thank goodness she did.

Sakura Avalon: Yeah that was awful.

Biowulf: I agree there. That is good she did so. Lets do it!

Jake used his legend items.

DRAGONS OF FIRE! DRAGONS OF FURIOUS FIRE!

They fired waves of fire, grass, leaves, flowers and fruit and smashed him down.


Peyton, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Rebecca McSalazar, Wash Buckler, Dive Man and Splash Woman VS King Shark - Lincoln now has his Guardian Angels in Super Smash Bros.


King Shark was next.

King Shark: (to Lincoln) First Lincoln got into Super Smash Bros. And now, his Guardian Angels joined him.

Peyton: That's right and it is so awesome. The final smash is called Guardian Angel Elemental Meteor Shower.

Rarity: Oh it was absolutely amazing!

Sweetie Belle: Lincoln starts by running at his target and then he plays a flute and then numerous rainbow stars appear in the sky and then he yells GUARDIAN ANGELS ATTACK and then all of Lincoln's Guardian Angels that we met and those we haven't met all appear and then they smashed all the target brutally and ferociously.

Gill Grunt: The damage counter goes up to 999% and then Lincoln delivers the ultimate finishing blow.

Rebecca McSalazar: Yeah it is so awesome!

Wash Buckler: Wow it sure is!

King Shark: WOW! Shigeru Miyamoto has really outdone himself this time! That is amazing! Lets do it!

Peyton used his legend items.

PEYTON'S SHARKS OF FURY! SHARKS OF MAYHEM!

They fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.


Nanette Allbright, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Wendy Traviston, Turtle Brothers 2012, Chill Bill and Chompy VS Beast Man - Space Chimps is a really funny movie


Beast Man was next.

Beast Man: (to Nanette) Space Chimps is a really funny movie. There actually was nothing wrong with it.

Nanette: No there wasn't. It was awesome.

Pinkie Pie: It sure was! We laughed a lot to it.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was a really funny and great movie.

Featherweight: It sure was.

Sprocket: Yeah all of it was.

Wendy Traviston: Yeah those chimps were so funny.

2012 Leo: Yeah they were!

Beast Man: Glad they were funny. Lets do it!

Nanette used her legend items.

LIGHTNING OF THUNDERLEGS! NANETTE'S THUNDERSTRIKE OF FURY!

They fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed him down.


Seto Kaiba, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Lilith Falken, Obelisk the Tormentor, Brawl & Chain and Fisticuffs VS The Yenaldoshi - Sending a chimp into space was what happened back during the Cold War


Yenaldooshi was next.

Yenaldooshi: (to Kaiba) Sending a chimp into space was what happened back during the Cold War. I didn't think it would happen here.

Seto Kaiba: Me neither. But that was a project long forgotten ages ago.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah no kidding there. That was amazing that happened back then.

Cozy Glow: It sure was. We were amazed. It was back in the 1960s.

Hex: We were amazed that happened. And Simion was also the 1st Monkey in space too.

Lilith Falken: He sure was. He went through the same thing.

Obelisk agreed.

Yenaldooshi: I agree too. Lets do it!

Seto used his legend items.

BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON FORCE! WHITE LIGHTNING BLAST WAVE!

They fired waves of lightning, magic, stars, bones, blood and skulls and smashed him down.


Gi, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Olivia Boone, Slappy Squirrel, Arixam and Pump Man VS Chillyfish - Ham, Luna and Titan are awesome and funny


Chillyfish was next.

Chillyfish: (to Gi) Ham, Luna and Titan are awesome and funny. Not bad for monkeys going into space, huh?

Gi: I agree there and they are really funny.

Princess Luna: I think it's awesome too.

Moondust: I think it's really awesome and funny how they do all that too.

Snowdrop: I agree too. They are all really funny.

Gari: You got that right.

Blackout: These monkeys are funny too.

Olivia Boone: They sure are.

Slappy Squirrel: They are just as funny as any great comedian I know.

Chillyfish: They sure are funny. Lets do it!

Gi used her legend items.

GI'S WATER ENVIRONMENT OF FURY! GI'S OCEAN PROTECTION!

They fired waves of water and darkness and smashed him down.


Shanan, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Jenny Worthington, Kevin Levin, Gantu and Panda King VS Vulkanus - Zartog is pure evil


Vulkanus was next.

Vulkanus: (to Shanan) Zartog is pure evil. You've heard of his species, right?

Shanan: I sure have. Maltorians are a race of pure evil barbarian warlords that want to take over the most weakest of planets. But they picked the wrong planets to mess with.

Princess Celestia: That is for sure and he will pay.

King Solar: Yeah he will get what's coming to him.

Solar Eclipsa: Big time and it will hurt.

Amber Morning: Really bad.

Spotlight: It sure will.

Jenny Worthington: I agree there too.

Kevin Levin: I agree too.

Vulkanus: That is awesome though. Lets do it!

Shanan used her legend items.

SHANAN'S UNIVERSE OF AWESOME! SHANAN'S UNIVERSE OF POWER!

They fired waves of light and smashed him down.


Marcarita VS Evil Plug Man


Evil Plug Man was next.

Evil Plug Man: That is awesome that Lincoln is in Super Smash Brothers.

Marcarita: Boy it sure is awesome.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Beast Wars Inferno VS Quillfire


Quillfire was next.

Quillfire: This will be good.

Beast Wars Inferno: The battles for the royalty are all good. Inferno, TERRORIZE!

He transformed and fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Sea VS Bluto,


Bluto was next.

Bluto: I'll bring you down a few pegs with that runt Popeye.

Sea: Bring it on. (POPS OPEN A CAN OF SPINACH)

She ate it and flexed her muscles and then went at Bluto and smashed and pulverized him all over.


Spyro VS Fenghuang,


Fenghuang was next.

Fenghuang: This is gonna be awesome and fun.

Spyro: You bet it will be.

He fired waves of fire and smashed her down.


Yumi Yoshimura VS Ludo,


Ludo was next.

Ludo: This is gonna be awesome.

Yumi Yoshimura: Oh yeah it will be!

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Crimson Fox VS Utomodachi,


Utomodachi was next.

Utomodachi: This will be fun.

Crimson Fox: (French Accent) It sure will be fun.

Crimson Fox fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Ryo VS Zeru,


Zeru was next.

Zeru: This is gonna be fun.

Ryo: You got that right!

Ryo fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him down.


Aquarius VS Boss Wolf,


Boss Wolf was next.

Boss Wolf: This is gonna be so fun.

Aquarius: I have a feeling it will.

Aquarius fired waves of water and smashed him down.


Zecora VS Tiki Tak Tribe,


Tiki Tak Tribe was next.

Zecora: The battle we'll have is going to be fun for me, as one can agree it'll be fun for everyone to see.

Zecora fired waves of energy and smashed them down.


Fu VS Suzaku


Suzaku was next.

Suzaku: This is gonna be a most fun battle for me.

Fu: Same here and it will be a good one.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Celica, Cassidy, Camie, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Cybax


Cybax was next.

Cybax: Boy that is awesome that you guys are members of the Legion of Superheroes now.

Me: It sure is and it's going to be so awesome having them help us soon.

Varie: I can't wait to go all over the universe and kick criminal butt.

Celica: Me too! This is gonna be so fun.

Cassidy: Yeah it sure is awesome.

Camie: The rings are really awesome and great.

Adagio Dazzle: They sure are awesome and amazing too.

Aria Blaze: It's so awesome that they go all over the universe too.

Sonata Dusk: It was really awesome to hear about.

Eli: Boy it sure are.

Cybax: That is awesome.

Me: Yep. Lets get it on.

I teleported and opened His safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Zartog, they're a collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the anti-Zartog symbol etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged colored blades, large colored phoenix heads for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handles, four large colored phoenix heads and large colored gems on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommels, and there's also blasters and spellbooks included with the greatswords. Once in hand, we'll get a massive power and energy increase.

I teleported back.

Megaforce Rangers: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!

The rangers turned into the Super Megaforce Rangers!

Me: Lets get him!

Megaforce Rangers: SUPER MEGAFORCE CANNON!

They charged it up and locked it on target.

Me: FIRE!

We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Cybax and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Me: OH YEAH! Cybax you have failed this galaxy!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped.

Zartog: You damn dirty apes are finished!

Gia: They're more than damn dirty apes!

Tsukasa: They're chimps with heroic hearts!

Me: And your heart is as black as night!

Maria: And here is more gorillas! (TURNS DIAL) TIME TREE 6!

She summoned Villamax, Garble, Lorelai, Hades Beast Spector, Snapdragon and Dr. Starline along with Superfriends Grodd, King Kong 1962, Cyborg Miley Cyrus and Tublot.
Kamen Ride: Red Beast Morpher!

Kamen Ride: Blue Beast Morpher!

Kamen Ride: Yellow Beast Morpher!

Kamen Ride: Gold Beast Morpher!

Kamen Ride: Silver Beast Morpher!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BEAST MORPHERS!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the beast Morphers, Tsukasa turned into the red ranger and Daiki summoned Clones of the Beast Morphers!

Me: Lets get him!

Shanan: Yeah!

Accato and Ikkatosh blasted and smashed and mangled him all over the place.

Samurai Jack, Xenia Orromov, Seawing and Crosshairs used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Seawing's Venom Lasers, Crosshairs grenade launcher and Samurai Jack and Xenia's powers 100-fold.

Samurai Jack and Crosshairs: SWORD GRENADE BLAST!

Xenia Orromov and Seawing: VENOM LIGHTNING BLAST!

DARKNESS CONDOR VIOLET FURY and Rex Goodwin: DARKNESS VIOLET CONDOR BLAST!

WATER ROCK AND ROLL and Hydro Man: WATER ROCK AND ROLL SHOT!

GATORS OF THE JUNGLE and Gator Ghoul: GATOR JUNGLE FURY BLAST!

ROCKETS OF GHOSTS and Roxy Rocket: ROCKET GHOST BLAST!

AVALANCHE STONE FURY and Avalanche: AVALANCHE STONE SHOT!

CHEMICAL COOKS OF FURY and Puff: CHEMICAL COOK BLAST!

SCOTTISH HAGGIS HITTERS and Duff Killigan: SCOTTISH HAGGIS HITTING SHOT!

ASSKICKING BUTTSTOMPERS and Dark Spicer: ASSKICKING BUTTSTOMPER BLAST!

OCTOPUS GENIUSES and Doctor Octopus: OCTOPUS GENIUS BLAST!

LIGHTNING ZAPPING FORCE and Electro: LIGHTNING ZAPPING BLAST!

FURY OF THE BLACKBIRD and Blackbird: FURY OF THE BLACKBIRD BLAST!

WATER POOCH BLASTERS and Liquidator: WATER POOCH BLAST!

FIRESTORM BLAST FORCE and Yost Pyro: FIRESTORM BLAST FURY!

JADE PRINCESS OF THE STARS and Astronema: JADE PRINCESS STAR BLAST!

WIND DRAGONS OF THE GROUND and Lexaeus: WIND DRAGON GROUND SHOT!

FARTS AND ICE and Stink Bug: FARTS AND ICE BLAST!

BASEBALL MAYHEM and Strike Man: BASEBALL MAYHEM BLAST!

INTELLIGENCE OF DUMMIES and MODOK: INTELLIGENCE OF DUMMIES BLAST!

VALMORG FURY FLAMES and Iron Maiden: VALMORG FURY BLAST!

LIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE BLASTERS and Evil Elec Man: LIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE BLAST!

Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Nyx Midnight, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Twilight Sparkle, Ham, Luna, Titan, Simion, Monkey, Kerchak, Nico, me and Eli: MAGIC OF THE FUN GORILLA!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: PRIMATE ELEMENT STYLE: GORILLA!

Entrapta: PRIMATE LIGHTNING STYLE: OLD WORLD MONKEYS!

Perfuma: PRIMATE NATURE STYLE: LEMURS!

Frosta: PRIMATE ICE STYLE: MACAQUES!

Jessica Shannon: PRIMATE STING STYLE: CHIMPANZEE!

Peni Parker: PRIMATE WEB STYLE: ORANGUTAN!

Shantae: PRIMATE MAGIC STYLE: TAMARIN!

Akko: PRIMATE STAR STYLE: SPIDER MONKEY!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said monkeys.

Lincoln and his harem: PRIMATE FINAL SMASH: PRIMATE ATTACK!

They summoned primates to attack.

The blasts all hit him and smashed him down.

We fired black energy blasts at Zartog, and they exploded as they hit him, and he was given The Black Gates.

Lincoln: Good riddance, you ruthless alien tyrant.

Nico: Your days of trying to conquer the Earth are all over. Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet.

Gaia Han: That's right, we still got Venthera to deal with, and the second of The Extraterrestrial Order of the Planets of Holy Ghidorah should be arriving...right now.

?: I will make every last one of you pay for what you did in destroying our Lord Ghidorah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Yuko: I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out now, Venthera.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Venthera, the second of the fifty-two members of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.

Yuko: Venthera, I should've known you'd show up here, and we already knew of the Order's arrival days ago, so we're prepared to destroy you all. We will never let you destroy the Earth ever!

Venthera: You fools will pay dearly for this, Lord Ghidorah will rise again and the entire Earth will be destroyed!

Gaia Han: The only one who deserves to be destroyed is you.

Suddenly, Gaia Han's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black energy aura with darkness, dark magic, earth, fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels, she unholstered her massive Evil HERO Dark Gaia-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Venthera, she left black energy, darkness, dark magic, earth, fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels with every step.

Gaia Han: I will never ever forgive you for what you and the rest of the Order have tried to do 20,000 years from now, Venthera: wanting King Ghidorah to destroy our world and every last living thing on it, that's one thing I will never allow, and for that, I will unleash the true powers of the darkness of The Netherworld upon you, and your miserable soul will be damned to Hell for all eternity!

Suddenly, Gaia Han was surrounded by a massive vortex of black energy with darkness, dark magic, and earth surrounding it, there are fiends, phoenixes, dark angels, and Evil HERO Dark Gaia flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Venthera: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Gaia Han emerged, but she was changed forever.

(END OF ALL HOPE BY NIGHTWISH PLAYS)

Gaia Han grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black energy aura with darkness, dark magic, earth, fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels surrounding her, she has Evil HERO Dark Gaia emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on demon earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Earth, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Evil HERO Dark Gaia with red gems for eyes and holding the Earth, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Dragon Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold flame links. Gaia Han has on a short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, long midnight black skirt with jewels around the waist, black lace stockings, midnight black knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, dark magic, earth, fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels on the coattails, and on the back is Evil HERO Dark Gaia surrounded by darkness and earth. Suddenly, Gaia Han felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with red tips on the large midnight black feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails. Gaia Han has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Gaia Han's massive Evil HERO Dark Gaia-themed greatsword and all of the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black energy, darkness, dark magic, earth, fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Evil HERO Dark Gaia's Darkness Seismic Earth Fiendish Phoenix Greatsword of Darkness Dark Earth Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and Evil HERO Dark Gaia etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large black phoenix heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large black phoenix heads with red gems for eyes and large red gem on the bottom of the black phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Evil HERO Dark Gaia's head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Evil HERO Dark Gaia that said, "Gaia Han, Gene-Slammer of Evil HERO Dark Gaia, Second Eldest of The Han Sisters, Master of The Powers of Dark Magic, Daughter of Damian Alaister of The Church of Necrom, Future Wife of Nico Chan, Archenemy of Galza, Destroyer of Venthera of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Earth, Dark Magic, and Infernal Phoenixes"

ガイア・ハン 悪のジーンスラマー ヒーロー ダークガイア ハン姉妹の次女 暗黒魔法の力の使い手 ネクロム教会のダミアン・アレイスターの娘 ニコ・チャンの未来の妻 ガルザの大敵 ヴェンテラの破壊者聖ギドラの惑星の地球外秩序、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして闇、地球、闇の魔法、そして地獄のフェニックスのマスター

Gaia Han has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EVIL HERO DARK GAIA-DEMON-PHOENIX-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DEMONIC DARK INFERNAL SEISMIC EARTH EVIL HERO DARK GAIA PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE DEMONIC DARK INFERNAL SEISMIC EARTH EVIL HERO DARK GAIA JUSTICE AND DIVINE DEMONIC DARK INFERNAL SEISMIC EARTH EVIL HERO DARK GAIA LOVE!

We were amazed by Gaia Han's Super Angel-Evil HERO Dark Gaia-Demon-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Nico saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Venthera saw it, he fell into an infernal rage and he got out a blaster to fire at her, but Gaia Han fired a powerful black energy blast with darkness, dark magic, earth, fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels at Venthera, which hit him and pushed him back and he also got burned, but this really pissed him off now.

Fira Han: Whoa, Gaia's transformed, incredible!

Gretchen Holland: That's really incredible, and she really burned and smashed Entrada badly.

Nico: And she's really got him pissed off now big time.

Gaia Han: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Demonic Darkness Infernal Seismic Earthstorm Evil HERO Dark Gaia Angel and Divine Demonic Darkness Infernal Seismic Earth Darkness Phoenix Love) And now, the dark earth of The Netherworld are coming for you, Venthera.

Nico: Let me join in as well, Gaia, this asshole doesn't deserve to live any longer.

Nico transformed into Super Saiyan Rainbow Infinity and unholsters his massive Nico's Universal Elemental Greatsword of Saiyan Pride and Phoenix Justice from his wider and muscular back and joined Gaia Han.

Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Alright, you fanatical clod, it's time for you to pay for your crimes with your blood!

Gaia Han and Nico went after Venthera who's now gone even more full-blown ballistic, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Venthera and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him.

Nico turned his fingernails into claws and he slashed at Venthera, drawing more blood and leaving more scars on him, and he was being driven even more ballistic. Suddenly, Venthera took out the vial of red liquid with a drop of 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, then he drank it. Suddenly, Venthera began changing as massive wings like King Ghidorah's grew and sprouted out from his back, his skin was covered in gold scales, and he'd grown King Ghidorah's tails.

Me: Watch it, you guys, now Venthera's transformed into his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.

Venthera fired a Gravity Lightning blast at Gaia Han and Nico, who dodged it.

Lincoln: Gaia, Nico, hang on!

Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which separated Venthera from his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form, and then, Lincoln went at King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Venthera and he bear hugged him, so he couldn't try to escape, and then, Lincoln began absorbing King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Venthera into his body through his skin and he assimilated his powers and abilities.

Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Thanks for the save, Lincoln. Now, Gaia, let's end this asshole for good.

Gaia Han: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Demonic Darkness Infernal Seismic Earthstorm Evil HERO Dark Gaia Angel and Divine Demonic Darkness Infernal Seismic Earth Darkness Phoenix Love) You got it, Nico.

Gaia Han and Nico sent Venthera flying into the air, and then, they prepared their combo to put an end to Venthera.

Gaia Han and Nico: DARK INFERNAL EVIL HERO DARK GAIA PHOENIX SEISMIC KAMEHAMEHA!

Fira Han and Nico fired two massive black energy Kamehameha waves with dark fire, earth, darkness, and phoenixes which hit Venthera, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and he was obliterated. Then, when his spirit appeared, Gaia Han and Nico drew the Judgement Kanji on his forehead, and he was erased by The Black Gates for his crimes. We cheered as Gaia Han and Nico holster their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Gaia Han's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.

Gaia Han: That's one member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah down and fifty-one members to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Venthera once and for all, Nico.

Nico: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Gaia.

Suddenly, Gaia Han wrapped her arms around Nico's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Nico's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Nico's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Nico leaned down to Gaia Han's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Nico's massive pecs, and behind them was a Dragon, Phoenix, Angel, and Evil HERO Dark Gaia flying in the air, and we saw many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and mountains forming behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Nico and Gaia Han absorbed the mountains and they came back to us as the display and Evil HERO Dark Gaia vanished.

Me: Whoa, now that's what I call another cult fanatic put down for good, nice job, Nico and Gaia.

Nico: Thanks, J.D., and like Lincoln said, those potions the members of The Extraterrestrial Order of the Planets of Holy Ghidorah have allow them to transform into King Ghidorah Hybrid Monsters and they also acquire his powers as well.

Lincoln: But, they only use it when they've really been pushed too far. However, one rainbow energy blast separates them from their King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.

Nico: And they wind up becoming your next meal for you to absorb, Lincoln, and for tomorrow, the next member is Elenthra, which means you're up next, Kaze.

Kaze Han: Yeah, we'll make Elenthra pay.

Nico: We sure will. Say, Lincoln, which Weather Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet tomorrow?

Lincoln: The next one we're meeting tomorrow is the Gene-Slammer of The Weather Painter Thunder.

Althea Iridiana: Yes, and there's one person I know who'd be Gene-Slammed into The Weather Painter Thunder: Levina Zeus, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Art, and she was born amazing and incredibly powerful powers over lightning and the yellow color of the spectrum, and she's also recognizable because of her purple hair and massive and beautiful yellow angel wings. She, Lincoln, Laney, Nephele, Rayne, Morana, Aurora, and I also painted many beautiful works of art in Art class and the paintings were even featured in an art exhibition at school one night and it was so awesome.

Nico: So, we got another artist to meet tomorrow.

Lincoln: Plus, you're also in for a surprise: Levina Zeus is also the daughter of Zeus, Greek God of Lightning, and she's another cousin of Timmy Turner, and although she hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a burning passion, she hates Timmy's parents for their constant stupidity for always leaving Timmy alone with Icky Vicky, whom she despises, and she absolutely despises Francis, Crocker, and Timmy's other despicable enemies as well.

Me: Whoa! So, that means the Weather Painter Gene-Slammers are not only your Guardian Angels.

Timmy Turner: But, also children of the Gods and my cousins, that's right.

Nico: (Whistles) Whoa. But, now we know what to expect when we meet the other Weather Painter Gene-Slammers.

King Shark: That'll show Zartog.

Beast Man: You said it.

Yenaldoshi: You guys did good today.

Titan: It was our pleasure.

Flynn: That's right. BOOM!

Chillyfish: Let's head back to NASA for a celebration.

Vulkanus: We'll even give you guys bananas.

Me: I'm craving freeze dried ice cream.

Nico: Now you're talking! Great job today everyone.

Flynn: (To the viewers) This was a great adventure in space. We sure had fun.

Me: It sure was awesome.

We went back home and had Astronaut Ice Cream and food they usually serve on the I.S.S. and it was good. We later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

Space Chimps was a great and funny movie!

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Boomerang's team consisting of Evil Wood Man, Mesmeralda, Asbestos Woman, So Yaguruma and Queen Bee Deadman along with Nick Russell's team consisting of Nick Russell, Huntsman, Meridith McHenrickson, Good 11, Luminoth and Dachora & Etecoons and we're going to get some WELL DESERVED PAYBACK on KILLJOY HUGGINS! AFTER FINDING OUT THAT HE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR TURNING LINCOLN'S SISTERS INTO RUTHLESS MONSTERS AND HAVING THEIR DARK SIDES TAKE OVER THEM FOR ALL THESE YEARS WE'RE GOING TO UNLEASH THE ULTIMATE WRATH OF THE GUARDIAN ANGELS UNTO HIM! AND OLIVIA ORROVIA THE GENE-SLAMMER OF ALCHEMY BEAST - OUROBOROS THE BRONZE IS GOING TO MAKE THAT MONSTER PAY BIG TIME! SHE WILL TRANSFORM INTO HER MOST POWERFUL FORM EVER AND LET HIM HAVE IT! ALSO RITA LOUD IS GOING TO EXPLODE IN POWER TOO AND GIVE THAT HEARTLESS TOUPEE-WEARING FREAK OF NATURE WHAT FOR! GET READY KILLJOY HUGGINS, AS OF RIGHT NOW YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO DEATH! Also we're going to meet Another Forest Queen Diana, Gybolg, Salamandrake, Mucalin, Hydramaskar and Solwing and Another Boomerang. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Lugia named Emily Erdenberger and she is Nico's friend from Scotland and has an amazing love for Scottish History and she absolutely loathes the horrible crims of Morag.

The next match-up in The War Against The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah is Kaze Han, Gene-Slammer of Evil HERO Wild Cyclone and Nico VS Elenthra

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Long Island, New York, and Lincoln and his group are going to take down a foe from the past of The Weather Painters: a fallen artist named Lucas Carson, he may be a talented artist, but he harbored nothing but hatred for all of mankind, and it got worse: like Brushogun, he turned to using black magic, but the black magic spell he used resulted in his soul drowning in darkness and his sanity forever fractured by his hatred for all of mankind. Now, we're going to put a stop to him for good, and he'll answer for his crimes.

And we're going to meet the next Gene-Slammer for The Weather Painter Monsters, this time, it's a Gene-Slammer for Weather Painter Thunder named Levina Zeus, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Art, and she was born with amazing and incredibly powerful powers over lightning and the yellow color of the spectrum, and she's also recognizable because of her purple hair and massive and beautiful yellow angel wings. She, Lincoln, Laney, Nephele, Rayne, Morana, Aurora, and Althea also painted many beautiful works of art in Art class and the paintings were even featured in an art exhibition at school one night and it was so awesome. Plus, we're also in for a surprise: Levina Zeus is also the daughter of Zeus, Greek God of Lightning, and she's another cousin of Timmy Turner, and although she hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a burning passion, she hates Timmy's parents for their constant stupidity for always leaving Timmy alone with Icky Vicky, whom she despises, and she absolutely despises Francis, Crocker, and Timmy's other despicable enemies as well.

But, she won't be alone, we're also going to meet the last Gene-Slammer for The Weather Painter Monsters, this time, it's a Gene-Slammer for Weather Painter Sun named Helena Helios, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Art, and she was born with amazing and incredibly powerful powers over fire and the orange color of the spectrum, and she's also recognizable because of her orange hair and massive and beautiful orange angel wings. She, Lincoln, Laney, Nephele, Rayne, Morana, Aurora, Levina, and Althea also painted many beautiful works of art in Art class and the paintings were even featured in an art exhibition at school one night and it was so awesome. Plus, we're also in for a surprise: Helena Helios is also the daughter of Helios, Greek God of The Sun and sister of Hailey Helios, Avatar of The Sun and Gene-Slammer of Helios Trice Megistus, and she's another cousin of Timmy Turner, and although she hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a burning passion, she hates Timmy's parents for their constant stupidity for always leaving Timmy alone with Icky Vicky, whom she despises, and she absolutely despises Francis, Crocker, and Timmy's other despicable enemies as well.

Get ready for a really awesome adventure for the wolves as we meet Humphrey and Kate and their pack and take on Tony and the Western Pack and making them pay for their crimes.

See you next time