This chapter is based on the Origin of Puss N Boots and also the episode of The Loud House called Game Boys.

NOTE: The Flashback for the Game Boys episode takes place between chapters 7 and 8


Walking through Sector V in Virginia was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Tara, Beast Boy and her team consisting of Chiro, Lion-O, Tygra, Panthro, Cheetara, Snarf, Wily Kit & Wily Kat And Pumyra along with Waffle Woman, Crusher, T-119A, Mr. Breakfast, Universe 666 Trakeena and Cuppa Joe and we were there for an awesome rescue.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome.

Lola: It sure is Nico. Man it's gonna be just like old times.

Nico: It sure will be.

Cuppa Joe: Want some coffee guys before we start?

Me: Oh sure.

I got a cup of good Joe and it was good.

Me: (Slurps) Aah. Nothing like a good cup of coffee to start the day.

Leni: You totes said it.

Nico: Yep.

Tara: This is gonna be awesome too.

Wily Kit: You said it Tara.

Nico: Tara, I want to thank you, Waffle Woman, and your team for coming today.

Tara: No problem Nico. It's gonna be awesome helping you guys.

Beast Boy: You said it Tara.

Xenia: This is gonna be so awesome.

Camie: You got that right.

Cassidy: I have a feeling we're going to kick one of the Kids Next Doors enemies butts.

Lola: Yeah! This will be fun!

Nico: Chiro, remember when we met you and your team?

Chiro: Boy how can I forget. That was during the final day of the 20 Days of Darkness. We helped you guys take down the Sullen 6.

Me: And we will always be forever grateful to you guys for that.

Nico: We sure will.

Lola: That was so awesome that you and the Super Monkey Force go all over the universe like that.

Camie: I wasn't with you guys when that happened. Can you tell me what went down?

Nico: We sure can.

I went over what happened during the events of chapter 1325 and it was awesome.

When I was finished everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked.

Sirius: Whoa! That is amazing!

Lola: Yeah and that ended the chapter of the most dreaded saga in our teams history.

Tara: That was crazy.

Chiro: I was kinda skeptical that Mandarin could change.

Me: I know. But at least we saved him from the darkness he had in him.

Qin: Blame the Skeleton King for that.

Lola: Yeah no kidding.

Xenia: But now the Skeleton is gone thanks to the battle with Opaline.

Camie: Yep.

Chiro: Thank goodness.

Beast Boy: And the cool part Chiro is that we both even have the same style voice.

Chiro: (LAUGHS) Yeah we sure do.

Me: You sure do and that is awesome.

Nico: Yesterday was awesome for Zarya.

Zarya: Yeah it was! I loved that mission.

Qin: We all did. Wolves are so awesome.

Xenia: They sure are and the Forever Wolf Theme for the Rangers was genius.

Me: Well it was my idea for it.

Nico: It worked really perfectly.

Eli: Boy I'll say.

Nico: That was so fun.

Maria: I fed Humphrey and Kate steaks.

Me: You sure did. Thanks to your own Rump Roast Magisword.

Nico: Yep.

Maria: That's true.

Xenia: I hope King and his pack are liking it better at the zoo?

Lana: Becca said they do.

Tara: That's great news.

Cheetara: That sure is awesome.

Snarf: It sure is. Snarf Snarf.

Nico: There's more steals where those came from.

Me: Yep.

Qin: So awesome.

Camie: But it was still an awesome adventure.

Me: Yep.

Nico: I wonder who we're going to face here

Me: I think our old friends of the P.T.O.O.E.Y. Squad!

Principal: Parent Teacher Organization Of Eradicating Youngsters, ATTACK!

Nico: WHOA!

Camie: Who are they?

Me: An evil version of the Parent Teachers Association.

I went over their history.


The Parent Teacher Organization of Eradicating Youngsters are a minor villainous faction in animated action-comedy series Codename: Kids Next Door.

It is a small group of five adult villains including both parents and teachers, as their name implies. They are a parody of the PTA. Like many of the show's villains, the members of the group represent archetypes of oppressive authority figures, in this case those related to school.

They consist of The Principal, a school principal and the de facto leader of the group, who can fly but seems to do little else, voiced by Tom Kenny, Mad Dad, an abusive father figure who is angry with his child's poor grades, voiced by Jeff Bennett, The Terrible Tutor, a a school tutor who can shoot textbooks from his sleeves, voiced by Dee Bradley Baker, Heli-Teacher, an old woman possessing a flying chair, voiced by Cree Summer, and Midwestern Mom, a wrestler-like mother figure, voiced by Grey DeLise.

Their only major appearance was in "Operation: N.O.-P.O.W.U.H.", in which they attack the Sector V Treehouse but are quickly defeated. Aside from this, the members of the group are frequently seen at large gatherings of villains.


When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!

Camie: WHOA MAN!

Lola: Just like old times.

Xenia: This is gonna be awesome.

Nico: Lets get them guys!

Chiro: Monkeys Mobilize!
He summoned the Super Monkey Robot Hyperforce!
We went at them.
We went at them.

Nico: Split up and take it to them.

We called in some of the team and the M.O.E. members as well.

Emma Goodall, Roman Goodwin, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Wallflower, Princess Cadance, Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts and Dayu were facing MIDWESTERN MOM!

Dayu: (to Emma) I hope you and your team are prepared to fight Serrator when the time comes, Emma. Believe it or not, he really is as powerful as Xandred.

Emma: Always up for a challenge.

Pinkie Pie: Same here!

Wallflower: Yeah!

Emma Goodall: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE: SAMURAI!

She turned into the Pink Samurai Ranger in Shogun Mode!

They went at Midwestern Mom and punched and kicked her all over the place with incredible fury and more. Emma slashed and blasted her all over with energy blades and wind blasts and Roman fired waves of red fire and energy and Crawsectus smashed and pulverized her all over with his claws and more.

Emma Goodall: Using feminine wilds to get what you want trading in on your looks? Read a book you fucking bitch that passive agressiveness quotient went out long ago. Chicks like you give all women, parents and teachers everywhere a really bad name! Especially when fucking clods like you kill kids!

Emma picked her in the face and knocked her down and Dayu blasted her all over the place. Midwestern Mom was insanely pissed!

Midwestern Mom: NAUGHTY CHILDREN MAKE MIDWESTERN MOM ANGRY!

Roman Goodwin: Oh, I haven't even started!

Pinkie Pie: You are a terrible mother! THERE! I SAID IT!

Pinkie Pie smashed Midwestern Mom's face in and Maud hit her with a rock hammer.

Scratch: You make all the loving mothers we love everywhere look bad! And we're gonna send you back to parenting school! HAHA HAHA!

Grounder: Yeah!

Coconuts: And you will have your face smashed in bad!

Scratcher, Grounder and Coconuts punched and blasted Midwestern Mom all over the place with incredible fury and power.

Roman fired blasts of red fire and more and smashed and burned her all over the place.

Pinkie Pie: Lets see how you like this! CONFETTI STYLE NINJA ART: CONFETTI EXPLOSION STREAM!

Pinkie Pie fired waves of confetti and they exploded on contact!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Wallflower: And this! JUNGLE STYLE NINJA ART: CONGO GORILLA PULVERIZER!

Wallflower fired waves of leaves and they formed into gorillas and they went at Midwestern Mom and smashed her all over the place.

Maud Pie: (Monotonous Voice) You are a bad mother that deserves far worse than anything. ROCK STYLE NINJA ART: OBSIDIAN ARROWHEAD SHOWER.

Maud fired waves of arrowheads and they cut Midwestern Mom all over and it really hurt.

Princess Cadance: This will show you how a real parent works! CRYSTAL STYLE NINJA ART: PRISMATIC SPEAR LIGHTSTORM!

Princess Cadance fired waves of light and they formed into spear of each of the seven colors of the rainbow and the blasts all went at Midwestern Mom and exploded!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

Emma Goodall: I am really starting to hate this bitch.

Dayu: Me too.

Emma Goodall and Dayu: MEGAFORCE PINK THUNDERSTRIKE!

They fired a massive blast of lightning and it smashed into Midwestern Mom and electrocuted her all over.
Nico and Varie punched and kicked her all over.
Qin punched her in her face and kicked her down.
Lola fired a blast of fire and smashed her down.
She was out cold.

Emma Goodall: Yeah!

Nico: One down.

Carly Atlas flew into the air and the Terrible Tutor went after her.

Terrible Tutor: You cannot defeat the Terrible Tutor!

He fired books at her and she kicked them away.

Carly Atlas: I already finished school, thank you very much!

Fluttershy: Same with me!

Carly fired blasts of orange fire and he fired more books and they were incinerated by the flames.

Lisa, Stewie and B.J. fired blasts of energy and fire and the blasts all hit the Terrible Tutor and burned and smashed him all over.

Lily Longsocks punched him in the stomach with devastating force and really smashed his stomach in. He belched up a huge amount of blood and spit and Tassanil fired blasts of energy and fire and burned him all over.

Diamond Tiara: You give teachers everywhere a really bad name! CRYSTAL STYLE NINJA ART: DIAMOND SHRAPNEL SHRED STORM!

Diamond Tiara fired blasts of diamonds and they cut up the Terrible Tutor all over.

Fluttershy: I would never go to school with you even though I'm already finished with it! WOLF STYLE NINJA ART: DANCE OF THE FLAME WOLVES!

Fluttershy howled like a wolf and she danced wildly and blue fire swirled around her and she fired blasts of blue fire and it formed into a pack of wolves.

Lily Longsocks: This will hurt you worse than when I punched you! EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: ROCK SMASH FIST!

Lily formed a bunch of rocks around her fist and they turned it into a powerful fist of rock and spikes and she smashed the Terrible Tutor in his stomach and he belched up even more blood and it really hurt him!

Lisa and Calamitous: GENIUS MEGABLAST SURPRISE!

Lisa and Calamitous fired a wave of energy and it smashed into the Terrible Tutor and exploded!

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Tara: Let's rock!

She fired rocks at the Terrible Tutor and smashed him all over the place!

Terrible Tutor flew at her and she fired waves of fire and smashed him down.

Lola: YEAH!

The Terrible Tutor was knocked down.

Nico: Is he down?

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Good.

Devack: (smirks) Before we fight, I'd like you to grade my recent math test. (gives Heli-Teacher a math paper)

Heli-Teacher: (sees what's on the paper) What?! 4 x 1 doesn't equal a picture of a clown with a flamethrower!

Devack punches the Heli-teacher and fires a blast of fire and burns her.

Sweetie Belle: This teacher is years out of retirement!

Sweetie Belle fired waves of magic and energy and the blasts all missed her?

Heli-Teacher: (Evil Laughter) Your aim is almost as bad as your schoolwork.

Sweetie Belle: Don't count on it!

The blasts all came back and slammed into her from behind and exploded!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Rarity: Nice shot Sweetie Belle!

The explosion knocked the Heli-Teacher down!

Sassy Saddles: She missed her on purpose so the blasts would come back and let her have it. Very good show.

Killer Frost: Yeah! Time to show this bitch the brutal cold sting of defeat!

She pulled out her new staff and the Heli-Teacher fired laser blasts and Killer Frost spun the staff around and deflected the blasts back and she then fired waves of ice energy and froze her blasters.

Dheena: Yeah! That was awesome! Now for this!

Dheena fired waves of light and Weiss fired blasts of energy and light and the blasts all smashed into the Heli-Teacher and exploded all over!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Rarity: Nice one! CRYSTAL STYLE NINJA ART: SAPPHIRE FLAME SPEARHEADS!

Rarity fired waves of blue fire and it formed into a bunch of spearhead points made of crystal.

Sweetie Belle: And this one will hurt! CRYSTAL STYLE NINJA ART: EMERALD SHURIKEN SHOWER!

Sweetie Bell fired waves of emerald crystal and they formed into waves of shuriken.

Sassy Saddles: And this will show you! CRYSTAL STYLE NINJA ART: TOPAZ BULLET STORM!

Sassy Saddles fired waves of topaz crystal bullets and the blasts all hit the Heli-Teacher all over the place.

Lana and Vexen: SUBZERO HEART FREEZE BLAST!

Lana and Vexen fired a massive wave of ice and froze the Heli-Teacher in a block of ice.

Poison Ivy: Take that!

Weiss: You said it!

I fired an energy blast and blew her helicopter off and smashed her down.

Me: Three down.

Nico: And how many more to go?

Me: Two.

Mad Dad: Mad Dad MAD! YOU GET BAD REPORT CARD AGAIN!

He went at us!

Misty Tredwell: That isn't even my report card at all!

I punched Mad Dad in the face and sent him crashing into a tree.

Me: Or mine!

Sunset Shimmer: And I would never want you for a father you abusive dickhead!

POW!

I punched him in his face.

Me: And you make all fathers everywhere look bad! I am a loving parent and I am going to pound your fucking face in and rip your shitassed testicles out and shove them so down your fucking throat that you'll be peeing in your intestines!

Sunset Shimmer: Whoa! That is brutal!

Misty Tredwell: I said that during the labor pains I had.

Pepperdance: YEAH! You tell that jerk!

Alizarin Bubblegum: YEAH! Show that bastard!

Mad Dad: I WILL KILL YOU FOR THAT YOU FUCKING CUR! HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY!

Me: Heard that one before! And only Evil Sasukes can call me a Fucking Cur! And I can talk about fucksacks and douchebags like you however I want! (RASPBERRIES)

I kicked him in the stomach and kicked him in the crotch and formed a ball of fire and threw it at him and it hit him and burned him in a massive explosion of fire.

Drakness: Take this one!

He fired waves of darkness and the blasts hit him and exploded all over!

Misty fired waves of green fire and the blasts hit him and burned him all over.

I punched him in his fac

Sunset Shimmer: This is gonna hurt! PHOENIX STYLE NINJA ART: FEATHERSTORM OF FIRE!

Sunset Shimmer fired waves of fire and it formed into a shower of fire feathers.

Pepperdance: And this has some heat! SPICY STYLE NINJA ART: DRAGONS BREATH INFERNO BLAST!

Pepperdance drank a bottle of Dragon's Breath Hot Sauce and she blew out a massive wave of fire and it formed into a deadly dragon.

Alizarin Bubblegum: Lets see how this tingles your nose! CINNAMON STYLE NINJA ART: SPICY SCENT OF STINGING FURY!

Alizarin fired a wave of cinnamon and energy.

Taranee and Heat Wave: FURIOUS FIRESTORM BURN!

Taranee and Heat Wave fired waves of fire and the blasts all hit Mad Dad and burned him all over.

Me: YEAH!

Nico kicked Mad Dad in the crotch!

Eli then grabbed him by his throat and threw him into a pile of elephant shit!

SPLAT!

Mad Dad: (SPITS) Okay who brought an elephant here!?

N'Dugo : Bad guy falls in poop: Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?

Everyone: Ready!

They laughed hysterically!

Me: Funny and awesome.

Nico: One more to go.

Principal: (to Kalin) You're going to the Principal's office, young man!

Kalin: (smirks) Why? Because I'm about to kick your ass?

Applejack: And he doesn't even go to school anymore you jackass!

Apple Fritter: Yeah!

Apple Fritter punched the Principal and kicked him in the face and Pear Butter and Big Mac smashed him in the face and knocked him all over the place!

I punched the Principal in his face.

Kalin and Maria fired blasts of blue fire and water and the blasts smashed into the Principal all over the place.

Me: Many of us graduated thank you very much!

Applejack: Time for us to use the full force of the power of the Apple Family! YEE-HAW!

Applejack, Apple Bloom, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Pear Butter and Bright Mac: APPLE STYLE NINJA ART: ORCHARD OF SWEET VICTORY!

The Apples all fired waves of apples and they all went at The Principal.

Luna and Hydro Man: MEGATSUNAMI MEGABLAST DRENCH!

Luna and Hydro Man fired waves of water and the blasts smashed into the Principal and knocked him down and it was awesome!

Bai Tza: YEAH!

We blasted them down and tied them up.

Me: That did it!

Qin: Yeah!

Nico: That was awesome!

Eli: And perfect timing too. I sense that Swartz's creations are 25 klicks away and closing.

Maria: I was just about to ask that Eli. Cool.

Nico: Who's up first?

Eli: I sense that it's Another Dark Dryad.

Me: A Nature one this time.

Qin: Wow.

Laney: I'll face it.

?: And I'll help too.

A Celebi came out.

Me: Wow! The Legendary Celebi.

Nico: Wow!

Celebi: (In a girls voice) I figured why not have me help too.

Nico: (GASP) Jen Scotts XXXVIII!? Whoa!

Me: Wait are you…

Celebi: Yes I sure am. I'm the descendant of Jen Scotts from the 31st Century. I came from 4,000 years from her time. I'm from the year 7078 A.D.

All of us: WOW!

Me: That's 5,055 years from now. That's awesome!

Xenia: Yeah it is!

Me: Your ancestor is the Pink Ranger of the Time Force Rangers and she is an amazing and skilled warrior too.

Nico: She sure is.

Qin: She did so many good deeds over the years both in the 31st Century and in our time too.

Celebi: That's what I heard and knew. I'm proud of her.

Nico: We'll revert you back later.

Me: Yeah.

Celebi: No worries. I got plenty of time to wait.

Me: Good.

Then vines grew out and it formed into a dark version of Dark Dryad! It was ANOTHER DARK DRYAD!

Me: WHOA! Another Dark Dryad!

Xenia: Wow!

Lola: This is gonna be awesome.

Another Dark Dryad: (In a girls voice) (British Accent) I saw you guys beat up these 5. Awesome job.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and it was a Sailor Soldier with purple hair and had blue clothes on and she had the symbol of the house of Ravenclaw on her skirt.

Me: (GASP) Rowena Ravenclaw XL A.K.A. Sailor Hogwarts!

We gasped!

Nico: You got to be kidding me!? Hogwarts has a Sailor Soldier!?

Eli: That is so cool!

Sailor Hogwarts: It sure is. But it's good to see you again J.D.

Me: You too. Rowena is the direct descendant of Rowena Ravenclaw.

Nico: That is amazing!

Me: Yep.

Sailor Hogwarts: Indeed. And I have seen you guys destroy Voldemort and his followers along with Salazar Slytherin and those Muggle morons the Dursleys.

Me: Well we sent the Dursleys to prison. But yeah those clods all got what was coming to them.

Nico: The Dursleys deserve jail.

Sailor Hogwarts: I agree with you there on that. Especially for their harsh treatment of young Harry Potter.

Qin: You'll get no argument from me on that.

Xenia: Yeah they were monsters.

Me: But they were not as bad as Voldemort was. He was going to wipe out 7.3 billion innocent people so pureblood wizards can rule in the name of evil.

Sailor Hogwarts: It's good you guys destroyed them.

Nico: That was a really epic battle.

Me: No kidding. One of the most explosive and most intense battles ever.

Qin: It sure was.

Sailor Hogwarts: And I'm glad they are all destroyed. The wizarding world went through a horrific nightmare with him and I'm glad he and his followers are gone forever.

Nico: Yep.

Me: What they were going to unleash was a wave of murder, genocide, annihilation, racism and evil on steroids.

Sailor Hogwarts: It's good you guys took them out. Thank you.

Me: You're welcome Rowena. Your ancestor and the founders of Hogwarts made a really good call to banish Salazar Slytherin.

Sailor Hogwarts: I'm glad that they did.

Maria: Harry still deserved to be raised better!

Me: You'll get no argument from me.

Sailor Hogwarts: I agree there. I'm glad the Dursleys are now in jail for their crimes.

Me: Yeah so is everyone on Earth. They hate wizards. Calls them freaks. The only freaks I see there are those 3 douchebags.

Sailor Hogwarts: That is for sure. Well said.

Nico: I agree. But thanks to J.D. bringing everyone back with the Cosmic Cube, I'm glad everyone has their lives back and that all the damage done by Voldemort and his followers was erased.

Me: Thank goodness. But using the Cosmic Cube was a one time deal.

Nico: Yeah that was awesome though.

Maria: And it was on the day the Redemption Squad was first formed.

Sailor Hogwarts: That is amazing.

Lola: Yeah that was awesome.

Me: Yeah. By the way Rowena are there anymore opponents with you?

Sailor Hogwarts: As a matter of fact yes. Another version of her.

She pointed to Waffle Woman.

Waffle Woman: Another me? Wow!

Me: This is a battle that will be part of a complete breakfast.

We laughed!

Nico: Hey that was awesome.

Me: Yep. Friendly or hostile?

Sailor Hogwarts: Friendly. And this one is gonna be interesting.

Me: I have a feeling it will be.

Nico: You're up, Laney

Laney: Here we go.

Sailor Hogwarts: This will be fun.

She turned into Another Dark Dryad and Laney fired a blast of leaves and smashed her all over and I caught the Wonder Ride Book and Purified it and it was called The Celtic Dryad's Call of Nature!

I brought Sailor Hogwarts over.

Sailor Hogwarts: Blimey! That is a nasty headache.

Nico: You'll be all right.

Nico: The Dursleys deserve jail.

Sailor Hogwarts: I agree with you there on that. Especially for their harsh treatment of young Harry Potter.

Qin: You'll get no argument from me on that.

Xenia: Yeah they were monsters.

Me: But they were not as bad as Voldemort was. He was going to wipe out 7.3 billion innocent people so pureblood wizards can rule in the name of evil.

Sailor Hogwarts: It's good you guys destroyed them.

Nico: That was a really epic battle.

Me: No kidding. One of the most explosive and most intense battles ever.

Qin: It sure was.

Sailor Hogwarts: And I'm glad they are all destroyed. The wizarding world went through a horrific nightmare with him and I'm glad he and his followers are gone forever.

Nico: Yep.

Maria: Harry still deserved to be raised better!

Me: You'll get no argument from me.

Sailor Hogwarts: I agree there. I'm glad the Dursleys are now in jail for their crimes.

Me: Yeah so is everyone on Earth. They hate wizards. Calls them freaks. The only freaks I see there are those 3 douchebags.

Sailor Hogwarts: That is for sure. Well said.

Nico: I agree. But thanks to J.D. bringing everyone back with the Cosmic Cube, I'm glad everyone has their lives back and that all the damage done by Voldemort and his followers was erased.

Me: Thank goodness. But using the Cosmic Cube was a one time deal.

Nico: Yeah that was awesome though.

Maria: And it was on the day the Redemption Squad was first formed.

Sailor Hogwarts: That is amazing.

Lola: Yeah that was awesome.

Me: Yeah. By the way Rowena are there anymore opponents with you?

Sailor Hogwarts: As a matter of fact yes. Another version of her.

She pointed to Waffle Woman.

Waffle Woman: Another me? Wow!

Me: This is a battle that will be part of a complete breakfast.

We laughed!

Nico: Hey that was awesome.

Me: Yep. Friendly or hostile?

Sailor Hogwarts: Friendly. And this one is gonna be interesting.

Me: I have a feeling it will be.

Sailor Hogwarts: Yeah.

Nico: You're up, Laney

Laney: Here we go.

Sailor Hogwarts: This will be fun.

She turned into Another Dark Dryad and Laney fired a blast of leaves and smashed her all over and I caught the Wonder Ride Book and Purified it and it was called The Celtic Dryad's Call of Nature!

I brought Sailor Hogwarts over.

Sailor Hogwarts: Blimey! That is a nasty headache.

Nico: You'll be all right.

Maria: Time to call in the troops.

She got out the M.O.E. Cannon.

Maria: ARBOR FORCE 6!

She summoned Arbormon, Bushroot, Pitcher Plant Monster, Monster Tree Stump, Timberius, and RTN Kisame Hoshigaki along with Evil Wood Man, Evil Plant Man, Woodmon and Cherrymon.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome.

Qin: Yep.

Then a figure came out and it was ANOTHER WAFFLE WOMAN! It looked like a dark version of Waffle Woman.

Me: WHOA! Another Waffle Woman!

Eli: This is a really unusual one. I'm sensing 4 Energy Signals in this one.

Another Waffle Woman: (Voice 1) (Spanish Accent) That's right. But we're in a pickle. (Voice 2) (French Accent) It's a crazy one. (Voice 3) (British Accent) Yeah this is crazy. (Voice 4) (Canadian Accent) It sure is a crazy one eh.

We gasped!

Me: WHOA! Colleen Azkaban A.K.A. Sailor Azcaban, Courtney Ilvermorny A.K.A. Sailor Ilvermorny, Maria Castelobruxo A.K.A. Sailor Castelobruxo and Catherine Beauxbatons A.K.A. Sailor Beauxbatons!

We gasped!

Qin: WHOA! The Sailor Soldiers of Azcaban, Ilvermorny, Castelobruxo and Beauxbatons!?

Me: Yep. The Wizard World Prison in the North Sea, Canada's Wizarding School, Brazil's School and France's School.

Nico: Three schools continents apart!?

Qin: That is fucking crazy!

Lola: How did Swartz get ahold of you girls and merge you all together into one!?

Another Waffle Woman: (Voice 3) He put 4 Separate Wonder Ride Books that merge into one in each of us combined with a Ridewatch.

Me: And they merged you all into one. That is crazy!

Nico: How did you meet?

Me: We met during the Triwizard Cup. We became great friends. I saved their lives in that event.

Nico: Oh right! I remember that.

Me: Yep. And they make some of the best waffles ever for breakfast. They are awesome.

Eli: Boy they sure are tasty.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you girls anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Another Waffle Woman: (Voice 1) No he didn't promise us anything. (Voice 4) Oui. He made us separately and merged us into one.

Me: Oh.

Nico: We'll save you girls.

Me: Lets do it!

Nico: Yeah.

Me: But to be honest this is the first time we've ever encountered an Another M.O.E. Villain that has 4 people merged into one.

Nico: I was just about to point that one out.

Xenia: That is freaky.

Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!

They donned their Zenkaiju Armor.

Me: Time to unleash the horror! (ACTIVATES ZOMBIE EGGS RIDEWATCH)

(ITS TERROR TIME AGAIN BY SKYCYCLE PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSIONS BLASTED OFF EVERYWHERE AND EGGS SWIRLED AROUND ME)

You hear the screeching of an owl
You hear the wind begin to howl
You know there's zombies on the prowl
And

It's terror time again
They got you running through the night
It's terror time again
And you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time

You hear the beating of your heart
You know the screaming's gonna start
Here comes the really scary part
'Cause

It's terror time again
They got you running through the night
It's terror time again
And you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time

All the trees begin to moan
And the monsters grunt and groan
Rotting faces full of slime
Don't you know it's terror time?
And...

It's terror time again
They got you running through the night
It's terror time again
And you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time

I floated and fired waves of explosive eggs and blasted Another Waffle Woman all over the place with incredible fiery mess!

Nico: AWESOME!

Me: That was for the movie Otra película de huevos y un pollo.

Another Waffle Woman: (Voice 1) Another Movie about Eggs and a Chick. That is one of my favorites.

Me: That was a really awesome movie.

Eli: Those Zombie Eggs are now in our frenemies in the M.O.E.

Another Waffle Woman: (Voice 1) That is amazing.

Me: It sure is. Boy it must be harder than hell for you girls to have to share one body like this.

Another Waffle Woman: (Voice 3) Oui and it is a nightmare.

Me: Boy I would hate to imagine what would happen if me and Nico were like that. No offense.

Nico: None taken but yeah.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: (gets out Waffle Woman's Ridewatch) Breakfast fight, bitches!

Nico fired Strawberry bombs and they hit her and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: Coffee anyone? (ACTIVATES CUPPA JOE'S RIDEWATCH)

He fired Coffee and blasted her down.

Me: Nice!

May: (gets out Crusher's Ridewatch) Maria, you should go on Nerissa's mission today.

Maria: That's a good idea. But only if Carmen and Liam go with.

May: Fair enough.

May activated the Ridewatch.

She bulked her arms up and smashed the ground and smashed her down.

Qin: NICE!

May: Lets see what this does. (ACTIVATES T-119A'S RIDEWATCH)

BOOM!

The top of her head exploded and landed back on.

May: Okay that was weird.

Me: Sorry May but Plankton said that they were supposed to do that.

Maria: (gets out Mr. Breakfast's Ridewatch) Time to add more to this breakfast battle!

Maria activated it and fired waves of eggs, bacon and hashbrowns and smashed her down.

Me: YEAH! Now for my favorite. (ACTIVATES WAFFLE WOMAN'S RIDEWATCH)

(DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES BY PARRY GRIPP PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WAFFLES, PANCAKES AND FRENCH TOAST SWIRLED AROUND ME)

Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes
Do you like french toast?
Yeah, we like french toast
Do-do-do-do, can't wait to get a mouthful
Waffles, waffles, waffles, waffles
Do-do-do-do, can't wait to get a mouthful
Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes
Do you like french toast?
Yeah, we like french toast
Do-do-do-do, can't wait to get a mouthful

I danced and fired waves of breakfast and smashed her down!

Nico: YEAH!

Maria: I don't take any prisoners! (ACTIVATES UNIVERSE 666 TRAKEENA'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Me: If that were our universes version of Trakeena I would gladly say that to her. I hope we face her tomorrow.

Nico: I have a feeling we won't face her.

Me: Well I can always wait on that one.

Then Lord Drakkon and his team came and he had Zen Aku, Mele, Cottontail Smith, Lady Flamicorn, and Gimme.

Nico: Nice team, Drakkon!

Drakkon: Thanks Nico.

Me: So it's my turn tomorrow! Awesome!

Nico: Yep.

Me: And talk about perfect timing. Because I unleash the ultimate extent of my rage and vengeance on Hiroshi on the big day.

Nico: Yep.

Me: And Cottontail Smith!? Boy those were great times. I loved watching you get bested by Bugs Bunny with Superman style powers.

Cottontail Smith: Yeah that was fun.

Camie: Yeah.

Lady Flamicorn: (Speaking in Korean) 내가 팀에 합류하는 것은 시간 문제라는 것을 알고 계셨습니까? (You knew that it was only a matter of time before I was put on a team?)

Me: (Speaking in Korean) 나는 그것이 올 것이라는 것을 알고 있었지만 네, 그리고 당신이 이런 팀에 합류하게 되어 정말 기쁩니다. 정말 기대됩니다. (I knew it was coming, but yeah and I'm really excited that you are going to be put on a team like this. I'm really excited for it.)

Qin: That is true.

Me: I'm excited myself too.

Chiro: Want some more coffee? (ACTIVATES CUPPA JOE'S RIDEWATCH)

He fired waves of energy and coffee and smashed them down.

Maria: Jen, you already came to us. You do the honors.

Celebi: With pleasure.

She fired an energy ball and smashed down Another Waffle Woman and I caught the Wonder Ride Book and Ridewatch and purified them. The Wonder Ride Book was called The Waffles of Interstellar Breakfast. It was a Wonder Almighty Size Wonder Ride book.

Me: Wow.

I brought over all 4 girls. Sailor Azkaban was a girl with black hair and purple clothes, Sailor Ilvermorny was a girl with Red Hair and Red and White Clothes, Sailor Castelobruxo was a girl with blond hair and had green and yellow clothes and Sailor Beauxbatons was a girl with Aqua blue hair and had blue and aqua blue clothes.

Me: That was awesome though.

Xenia: Yep.

Celebi: It sure was.

Me: Great job though.

Chiro: Any favorite memories of Nico?

Celebi: Actually yes. My favorite is when me and Nico went to the 71st century and we faced Long John Silver LXXV.

Me: WOW! That's amazing!

Nico: It sure was. An awesome futuristic Swashbuckling adventure.

Nicole: Boy that is amazing.

Me: Believe it or not we actually went to the 71st Century before. But it was to rescue Lori from a transporter incident. We actually met our 71st Century selves in that timeframe.

Celebi: That's what I heard! That is amazing!

Lola: You wouldn't believe what happened in your time.

Celebi: I heard about that! That is cool.

Nico: Yep.

I put on my blind man glasses and Nico got out a green leotard.

The boys covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and Jen reverted back. She was a girl with green hair and had purple eyes and Nico gave her the leotard and she put it on and got up.

Jen Scotts XXXVIII: (Groans) That was rough.

Nico and Jen hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Jen Scotts XXXVIII: Me too Nico. Me too.

Qin: But Jen Scotts here is gonna flip seeing you here.

Jen Scotts XXXVIII: Yeah she sure will.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Mallow, Moss Man, Number 87: Queen of The Night, Chirubimé, Princess of Autumn Leaves, and Mariña, Princess of Sunflowers are heading to Green Bay, Wisconsin, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're also going to destroy an old enemy of The Elemental Ninja Heroes named Xander Diabolos, a very dangerous vampire.

But, years ago, when he was still human, he was a bully who terrorized everyone in Royal Woods until he was defeated by The Elemental Ninja Heroes and he was then expelled. But, then, one night, he was attacked by a vampire, but this wasn't from any of the vampires Lincoln and his Guardian Angels have known and fought against, no, the vampire that attacked him was one of the vampires that attacked Barrow, Alaska from the movie 30 Days of Night. Xander Diabolos survived, but when he rose again, he was no longer a human, he was turned into one of the vampires, and survived by attacking any one or thing crossing his path and feeding on their flesh and blood. But, now, we're going to destroy him for good.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Green Bay, Wisconsin, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're also going to destroy an old enemy of The Elemental Ninja Heroes named Xander Diabolos, a very dangerous vampire.

Chikara Uzumaki: Oh man, not that monster again.

Nico: Uh oh, looks like you all have quite a history with this guy, and he's also a dangerous vampire. Can you tell us about him?

Lincoln: Of course, Nico, but I got to warn you: it's linked to my rescue in Barrow, Alaska we did in The Simulator last year. See, years ago, Xander Diabolos at first wasn't a vampire, he was a human, but he was a really mean bully who terrorized everyone in Royal Woods until he was defeated by The Elemental Ninja Heroes and he was then expelled.

Daisy Haruno: But, then, one night, he was attacked by a vampire, but this wasn't from any of the vampires Lincoln and all of us had known and fought against in the past.

Karai Nara: No, the vampire that attacked him was one of the vampires that attacked Barrow, Alaska from the movie 30 Days of Night. Xander Diabolos survived.

We gasped.

Eli: Not those monsters again. Did he...?

Iroha Yamanaka: No, he survived, but when he rose again, he was no longer a human, he was turned into one of them, and he survived by attacking anyone or thing crossing his path and feeding on their flesh and blood, and staying out of the sun.

Gohan: Now, I know why you said it was linked to your rescue last year in the Simulator version of Barrow, Alaska, Lincoln.

Lincoln: That's right, Gohan, and you're going to hear even more about this later. But, right now, we got to find Xander Diabolos and destroy him for good by cutting his head off and making sure that his body is nothing but ashes, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Mallow.

Mallow: You're welcome, Lincoln.

Suddenly, we saw Neo-Spacian Dark Panther appear before us, and with it are the seven girls.

Nico: Whoa, that's Neo-Spacian Dark Panther, really cool.

Neo-Spacian Dark Panther: (Girl's voice) Thanks, and I also got the girls away from Xander before he could attack them.

Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Alexa Oleson, I knew it was you, it's awesome to see you again.

Suddenly, we heard an unearthly screech in the air, and we saw something heading for us: a male with black hair, pitch-black eyes, deathly pale skin, razor-sharp talon-like claws, mouth full of sharp fangs, mouth and jaw covered in blood, and dressed in a long pitch-black trenchcoat, white dress shirt, pitch-black pants, and pitch-black boots, it was Xander Diabolos.

Lincoln: Right on time, Xander Diabolos.

Me: And there was no mistaking the unearthly screech from anywhere, Lincoln's rescue last year in the Simulator version of Barrow, Alaska, was one of the most terrifying yet.

Nico: Yeah, and we saw what those vampires were like. Let's get him and cut his head off!

Lincoln: And burn his body and head to ashes.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Mallow and her team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Xander Diabolos, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln swung his massive greatsword which sliced off Xander Diabolos' head, and his headless body fell to the ground, and while his spirit was sent to The Black Gates, Lincoln fired a blast of ultra-concentrated sunlight at the head and corpse and it was burned to ashes, and then, he threw them into the sun and were completely incinerated. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: And that's one less vampire we have to deal with. (To Alexa Oleson) And it's so good to see you again, Alexa Oleson.

Alexa Oleson reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long black hair, purple eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings and she reigned in the power of Neo-Spacian Dark Panther, she's dressed in a long-sleeved black coat, short-sleeved black blouse, sleeveless black midriff top, black skirt, black pants, black knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with darkness, stars, panthers, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Neo-Spacian Dark Panther and holstered on her back is a massive Neo-Spacian Dark Panther-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Neo-Spacian Dark Panther etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large Neo-Spacian Dark Panther heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large Neo-Spacian Dark Panther heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large Neo-Spacian Dark Panther heads for the pommel.

Alexa Oleson: You too, Lincoln, it's been such a long time.

Lincoln went up to Alexa Oleson and he hugged her, and Alexa Oleson is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Alexa Oleson: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new. You really grew a lot, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Alexa Oleson, she's my Guardian Angel from Barrow, Alaska and classmate in Gym, Alexa Oleson also has the powers of darkness, and she knows the strengths and weaknesses of the very monsters that destroyed the town she came from, I made her a necklace with jewels in her favorite color and a panther pendant, and to show thanks, she kissed me on the lips.

Alexa Oleson: And before any of you ask, I'm also the younger sister of Sheriff Eben Oleson, and though I hate Lori with a burning passion, there's one person I absolutely hated: Marlow Roderick, the vampire leader responsible for the attack on Barrow, Alaska those years ago, which led to the brutal deaths of those I knew and it also led to my older brother turning himself into a vampire to save the town, but he also had to sacrifice his humanity in order to save those who were still alive, and that also included my second older brother, Jake Oleson, and my sister-in-law, Stella Oleson.

We gasped.

Me: That's right, in the Simulator version of Barrow, Alaska, we prevented the vampire massacre, but in the real world, the massacre did occur all those years ago.

Nico: And it led to the deaths of those ninety-eight people, and Eben turning himself into a vampire to save those still alive, but even after he killed Marlow, he knew the risk he took.

Lincoln: And he chose to die as the first sunrise in a month came, rather than live forever as one of the monsters that killed those he cared about.

Alexa Oleson: Stella and Jake told me about it, along with the others, and we were heart-broken to hear of it.

We then saw she had a symbol on her trenchcoat: it was an anti-Marlow symbol with the picture of Marlow Roderick with a No sign across his face.

Me: Hey, what's with that symbol on the back of your trenchcoat?

Alexa Oleson: What, this? Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, I'm the leader of The Barrow Anti-Vampire Defense Coalition, a group Lincoln and I along with the other Neo-Spacian Gene-Slammers formed in the wake of the aftermath of the vampire massacre of Barrow, Alaska that'd resulted in the deaths of the 98 men, women, and children that remained in Barrow, Alaska on that day years ago during the month-long darkness.

Lincoln: Yeah, I'm also a member of the group, I'm known as The Vampiric Elemental Slayer, because I'd slain a lot of vampires whenever any of them came out. Plus, you guys are also going to hear from me how Mom and Dad met all of my Guardian Angels, and how they destroyed the iron grip of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan and the punishments that followed to them.

Alexa Oleson: Yeah, it's something we still remember to this day. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something I want to give you.

Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right?

Alexa Oleson: How did you know about...?!

Lincoln's harem showed everyone the marks Lincoln left on them when he bit them and fed on their blood.

Alexa Oleson: Oh, I knew it, I knew you'd start marking your future wives sooner or later.

Then, Lincoln went up to Alexa Oleson, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Alexa Oleson: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Alexa Oleson's neck with purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Alexa Oleson: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Alexa Oleson.

Alexa Oleson had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The seven girls are Lafanpan, Raelza, Flanril Lil Aril, and Liliza from Handyman Saitou in Another World and Grace, Candy, and Jane from Fighting Vipers.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Lafanpan, Raelza, Flanril Lil Aril, and Liliza from Handyman Saitou in Another World and Grace, Candy, and Jane from Fighting Vipers.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Lafanpan: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Lafanpan and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from that vicious and bloodthirsty vampire Xander Diabolos, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and a blue aura around him.

Lafanpan: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made six clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Lafanpan: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Lafanpan, Raelza, Flanril Lil Aril, Liliza, Grace, Candy, and Jane with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out that the villain we went after was an old foe of The Elemental Ninja Heroes named Xander Diabolos, a dangerous vampire. But, years ago, when he was still human, he was a bully who terrorized everyone in Royal Woods until he was defeated by The Elemental Ninja Heroes and he was then expelled. But, one night, he wound up getting attacked by a vampire, but not from any vampires Lincoln and his Guardian Angels knew and fought against, the vampire that attacked him was one of the vampires that attacked Barrow, Alaska from the movie 30 Days of Night. Xander Diabolos survived, but when he rose again, he was no longer a human, he was turned into one of the vampires, and he survived by attacking any one or thing crossing his path and feeding on their flesh and blood.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in attacking him and Lincoln finishing him off by cutting off his head, sending his evil spirit to The Black Gates, and throwing his head and corpse into the sun as it incinerated his head and body into ashes, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln and Alexa Oleson have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Oh man, so the villain you faced was a once a bully, but wound up getting attacked by one of the vampires responsible for the attack on Barrow, Alaska, yeesh, I can tell you had to chop his head off.

Lincoln: And throw his head and body into the sun to be incinerated.

May: And we met one of the Neo-Spacian Gene-Slammers who happens to be related to Eben Oleson.

William: Wait, we met Eben last year, right?

Lincoln: We only met him in The Simulator, but in the real world, he...

William: Oh, yeah, now I remember.

Roxas: Wait, we prevented the vampire massacre in Barrow in the Simulator last year, wouldn't that mean...?

Suddenly, we saw on the computer bright lights descending in Barrow, Alaska, and from there, we all saw the 98 men, women, and children who died in the vampire massacre being brought back, and among them was Eben Oleson, restored to human form. Then, we saw the Simulator counterparts of the people we met merge with the real life counterparts.

Alexa Oleson: Eben.

Lincoln: Looks like you got your answer, Roxas.


After putting an end to the vampire Xander Diabolos, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Alexa Oleson saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Alexa Oleson: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Alexa, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Alexa Oleson: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Alexa Oleson: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.

Nico: Yep. So, Lincoln, can you tell us how your parents met all of your Guardian Angels, and how they destroyed the iron grip of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa and the punishments that followed to them?

Lincoln: I've been wanting to tell you all this for a long time. I was only eight years old when I took Mom and Dad to meet all of my Guardian Angels, and they were quite surprised at how many of them there were, and Dad fainted as Mom got him back up. But, after the introductions were made, they'd decided to talk to my parents and they told them of what Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan have been doing to me, and they even showed them the photos of me getting beaten, blackmailed, pranked, and experimented on all while they were laughing cruelly at me. This absolutely horrified Mom and Dad, but they couldn't turn against Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, because if they find out, they will kill them and everyone else, and then, they'd move onto killing everyone in town. The Arcana Force Gene-Slammers read their minds and found out those five had them in an iron grip, and they used a ton of fear on Mom and Dad, so they used telekinesis to calm them down, and then, they severed the psychological iron grip they had on them, and when that happened, they were now freed from that psychological horror Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan had on them, and they went up to me and they hugged me tightly and they cried, as they apologized to me over and over. But, I just held onto them and hugged them tightly as I let out my own tears, and I forgave them, it wasn't their fault, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were to blame. After the tears were finally let out, the Guardian Angels got together with my parents and I and we planned out the punishments that you guys were told about in the many revelations, and with a sharp resolve and renewed determination, Mom and Dad agreed to use the punishments on Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.

We cheered.

Me: Whoa, so Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan had their parents in an iron grip of fear, and they also had a tyrannical iron grip on the house, and they did whatever they pleased, such as inflicting pain on you?

Lincoln: Yep, and this was long before you moved to Michigan, J.D.

Nico: Damn. J.D., we knew Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were ruthless monsters because of their Dark Sides, but to also have an iron grip on the lives of the nice sisters and parents, and include a threat of death on them if they ever broke free, that would've warranted getting them sent off to a boarding school in Russia.

Me: Where they'd be under some strict supervision and are taught manners and discipline. But, the one to blame for it.

Lincoln: Was Killjoy Huggins, and I was so glad I ripped his manhood off yesterday.

Alexa Oleson: Wait, you did what?

Rita: Lincoln bit that killjoy on the crotch, and he ripped his manhood off yesterday when he got loose to kill us, it was really brutal.

Nicholette Torrington: Yeah, and Qin kicked him hard in the stomach and that caused his intestines to spill out and Lily bit him on the neck hard and ripped it open.

Alexa Oleson: Yeesh, and to find out Principal Huggins' Dark Side was the one responsible for all this, there really is no end to his hatred.

Lincoln: The only way to end his hatred was to kill Killjoy Huggins, the very source of my pain from the very beginning.

Alexa Oleson: That's right, and our duty will always be to protect you, Lincoln.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Amanita Nightshade, Ari Hauntington, Catrine DeMew, Catty Noir, Dayna Treasura Jones, Gilda Goldstag, Gooliope Jellington, Howleen Wolf, Iris Clops, Jane Boolitle, Scarah Screams, Silvi Timberwolf Wydowna Spider, Elle Eedee, Mouscedes King, and Luna Mothews are heading to Jolly Roger Bay.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Amanita Nightshade, Ari Hauntington, Catrine DeMew, Catty Noir, Dayna Treasura Jones, Gilda Goldstag, Gooliope Jellington, Howleen Wolf, Iris Clops, Jane Boolitle, Scarah Screams, Silvi Timberwolf Wydowna Spider, Elle Eedee, Mouscedes King, and Luna Mothews were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Amanita Nightshade, Ari Hauntington, Catrine DeMew, Catty Noir, Dayna Treasura Jones, Gilda Goldstag, Gooliope Jellington, Howleen Wolf, Iris Clops, Jane Boolitle, Scarah Screams, Silvi Timberwolf Wydowna Spider, Elle Eedee, Mouscedes King, and Luna Mothews had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them from an ambush by a group of thugs Trina Riffins and Amy hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Trina Riffins and Amy go completely insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at them and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of those two bitches.

Howleen Wolf: Whoa, so this is Jolly Roger Bay, awesome.

Lincoln: I've been here many times before, Howleen, and it's always awesome. Shall we?

Lincoln, Amanita Nightshade, Ari Hauntington, Catrine DeMew, Catty Noir, Dayna Treasura Jones, Gilda Goldstag, Gooliope Jellington, Howleen Wolf, Iris Clops, Jane Boolitle, Scarah Screams, Silvi Timberwolf Wydowna Spider, Elle Eedee, Mouscedes King, and Luna Mothews dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, and they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Amanita Nightshade, Ari Hauntington, Catrine DeMew, Catty Noir, Dayna Treasura Jones, Gilda Goldstag, Gooliope Jellington, Howleen Wolf, Iris Clops, Jane Boolitle, Scarah Screams, Silvi Timberwolf Wydowna Spider, Elle Eedee, Mouscedes King, and Luna Mothews got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Amanita Nightshade, Ari Hauntington, Catrine DeMew, Catty Noir, Dayna Treasura Jones, Gilda Goldstag, Gooliope Jellington, Howleen Wolf, Iris Clops, Jane Boolitle, Scarah Screams, Silvi Timberwolf Wydowna Spider, Elle Eedee, Mouscedes King, and Luna Mothews, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Amanita Nightshade, Ari Hauntington, Catrine DeMew, Catty Noir, Dayna Treasura Jones, Gilda Goldstag, Gooliope Jellington, Howleen Wolf, Iris Clops, Jane Boolitle, Scarah Screams, Silvi Timberwolf Wydowna Spider, Elle Eedee, Mouscedes King, and Luna Mothews placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face.

Clawdeen Wolf: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Jolly Roger Bay, eh, Linky?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, sixteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Amanita Nightshade, Ari Hauntington, Catrine DeMew, Catty Noir, Dayna Treasura Jones, Gilda Goldstag, Gooliope Jellington, Howleen Wolf, Iris Clops, Jane Boolitle, Scarah Screams, Silvi Timberwolf Wydowna Spider, Elle Eedee, Mouscedes King, and Luna Mothews with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Nico: Oh man, I definitely knew that Amanita Nightshade, Ari Hauntington, Catrine DeMew, Catty Noir, Dayna Treasura Jones, Gilda Goldstag, Gooliope Jellington, Howleen Wolf, Iris Clops, Jane Boolitle, Scarah Screams, Silvi Timberwolf Wydowna Spider, Elle Eedee, Mouscedes King, and Luna Mothews had the hots for Lincoln.

Clawdeen Wolf: Thank the rest of us for introducing them to him, and now, they're part of his harem.

Howleen Wolf: You got that right, Clawdeen.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Talinian, another member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Talinian of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah on the move?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans.

Nico: Just as we expected, but we're more than ready for Talinian, right, Valia?

Valia Han: Right, and just like what happened, he's going to transform by drinking that potion with 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, so Lincoln will separate his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form from his real form and absorb the King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.

Lucinda Stewart: While you and Nico destroy Talinian and give him The Black Gates.

Lincoln: They've really been playing with fire when they created that potion, don't they have any idea of what that stuff will do to them should they dare to consume it.

Nico: Unfortunately not. Alright, gang, let's go down to the park and hunt down Talinian.

Lincoln: You better be ready to die, Talinian, we're not going to let you get away with your desires for revenge.

Valia Han: You better be ready to suffer, Talinian, for you shall be burned by the dark winds of The Netherworld, and your soul will know nothing but eternal suffering.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate, and we went out to the park to go after Talinian.

We arrived at the park to hunt down the next member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, Talinian.

?: I will make every last one of you pay for what you did in destroying our Lord Ghidorah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Yuko: I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out now, Talinian.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Talinian, the forth of the fifty-two members of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.

Yuko: Talinian, I should've known you'd show up here, and we already knew of the Order's arrival days ago, so we're prepared to destroy you all. We will never let you destroy the Earth ever!

Talinian: You fools will pay dearly for this, Lord Ghidorah will rise again and the entire Earth will be destroyed!

Valia Han: The only one who deserves to be destroyed is you.

Suddenly, Valia Han's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black energy aura with darkness, dark magic, flames, fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels, she unholstered her massive Evil HERO Infernal Sniper-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Talinian, she left black energy, darkness, dark magic, flames, fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels with every step.

Valia Han: I will never ever forgive you for what you and the rest of the Order have tried to do 20,000 years from now, Talinian: wanting King Ghidorah to destroy our world and every last living thing on it, that's one thing I will never allow, and for that, I will unleash the true powers of the darkness of The Netherworld upon you, and your miserable soul will be damned to Hell for all eternity!

Suddenly, Valia Han was surrounded by a massive vortex of black energy with darkness, dark magic, and flames surrounding it, there are fiends, phoenixes, dark angels, and Evil HERO Infernal Sniper flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Talinian: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Valia Han emerged, but she was changed forever.

(END OF ALL HOPE BY NIGHTWISH PLAYS)

Valia Han grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black energy aura with darkness, dark magic, flames, fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels surrounding her, she has Evil HERO Infernal Sniper emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on demon earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Evil HERO Infernal Sniper with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Dragon Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold flame links. Valia Han has on a short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, long midnight black skirt with jewels around the waist, black lace stockings, midnight black knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, dark magic, flames, fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels on the coattails, and on the back is Evil HERO Infernal Sniper surrounded by darkness and winds. Suddenly, Valia Han felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with red tips on the large midnight black feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails. Valia Han has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Valia Han's massive Evil HERO Wild Cyclone-themed greatsword and all of the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black energy, darkness, dark magic, flame, fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Evil HERO Infernal Sniper's Darkness Sniper Hellfire Fiendish Phoenix Greatsword of Darkness Dark Fire Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and Evil HERO Infernal Sniper etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large black phoenix heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large black phoenix heads with red gems for eyes and large red gem on the bottom of the black phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Evil HERO Infernal Sniper's head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Evil HERO Infernal Sniper that said, "Valia Han, Gene-Slammer of Evil HERO Infernal Sniper, Expert Marksman, Third Eldest of The Han Sisters, Master of The Powers of Dark Magic, Daughter of Damian Alaister of The Church of Necrom, Future Wife of Nico Chan, Archenemy of Evil Inferno, Destroyer of Talinian of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Wind, Dark Magic, and Infernal Phoenixes"

ヴァリア・ハン、悪の遺伝子破壊者 ヒーロー インファーナル スナイパー、エキスパート マークスマン、ハン姉妹の 3 番目の長女、ダーク マジックの力のマスター、ネクロム教会のダミアン アレイスターの娘、ニコ チャンの未来の妻、悪のインフェルノの宿敵、ホーリーギドラの惑星の地球外秩序のタリニアンの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして闇、風、闇の魔法のマスター、そして地獄のフェニックス

Valia Han has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EVIL HERO INFERNAL SNIPER-DEMON-PHOENIX-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DEMONIC DARK INFERNAL FIRESTORM EVIL HERO INFERNAL SNIPER PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE DEMONIC DARK INFERNAL FIRESTORM EVIL HERO INFERNAL SNIPER JUSTICE AND DIVINE DEMONIC DARK INFERNAL FIRESTORM EVIL HERO INFERNAL SNIPER LOVE!

We were amazed by Valia Han's Super Angel-Evil HERO Infernal Sniper-Demon-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Nico saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Talinian saw it, he fell into an infernal rage and he got out a blaster to fire at her, but Valia Han fired a powerful black energy blast with darkness, dark magic, fire, fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels at Talinian, which hit him and pushed him back and he also got burned, but this really pissed him off now.

Fira Han: Whoa, Valia's transformed, incredible!

Lucinda Stewart: That's really incredible, and she really burned and smashed Talinian badly.

Nico: And she's really got him pissed off now big time.

Valia Han: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Demonic Darkness Infernal Firestorm Evil HERO Infernal Sniper Angel and Divine Demonic Darkness Infernal Firestorm Darkness Phoenix Love) And now, the dark fires of The Netherworld are coming for you, Talinian.

Nico: Let me join in as well, Valia, this asshole doesn't deserve to live any longer.

Nico transformed into Super Saiyan Rainbow Infinity and unholsters his massive Nico's Universal Elemental Greatsword of Saiyan Pride and Phoenix Justice from his wider and muscular back and joined Valia Han.

Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Alright, you fanatical clod, it's time for you to pay for your crimes with your blood!

Valia Han and Nico went after Talinian who's now gone even more full-blown ballistic, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Talinian and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her.

Nico turned his fingernails into claws and he slashed at Talinian, drawing more blood and leaving more scars on her, and he was being driven even more ballistic. Suddenly, Talinian took out the vial of red liquid with a drop of 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, then he drank it. Suddenly, Talinian began changing as massive wings like King Ghidorah's grew and sprouted out from his back, his skin was covered in gold scales, and he'd grown King Ghidorah's tails.

Me: Watch it, you guys, now Talinian's transformed into his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.

Talinian fired a Gravity Lightning blast at Valia Han and Nico, who dodged it.

Lincoln: Valia, Nico, hang on!

Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which separated Talinian from his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form, and then, Lincoln went at King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Talinian and he bear hugged him, so he couldn't try to escape, and then, Lincoln began absorbing King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Talinian into his body through his skin and he assimilated his powers and abilities.

Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Thanks for the save, Lincoln. Now, Valia, let's end this asshole for good.

Valia Han: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Demonic Darkness Infernal Firestorm Evil HERO Infernal Sniper Angel and Divine Demonic Darkness Infernal Firestorm Darkness Phoenix Love) You got it, Nico.

Valia Han and Nico sent Talinian flying into the air, and then, they prepared their combo to put an end to Talinian.

Valia Han and Nico: DARK INFERNAL EVIL HERO INFERNAL SNIPER PHOENIX DEMONIC FIRESTORM KAMEHAMEHA!

Valia Han and Nico fired two massive black energy Kamehameha waves with dark fire, fire, darkness, and phoenixes which hit Talinian, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and he was obliterated. Then, when his spirit appeared, Valia Han and Nico drew the Judgement Kanji on his forehead, and he was erased by The Black Gates for his crimes. We cheered as Valia Han and Nico holster their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Valia Han's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.

Valia Han: That's one member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah down and forty-nine members to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Talinian once and for all, Nico.

Nico: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Valia.

Suddenly, Valia Han wrapped her arms around Nico's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Nico's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Nico's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Nico leaned down to Valia Han's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Nico's massive pecs, and behind them was a Dragon, Phoenix, Angel, and Evil HERO Infernal Sniper flying in the air, and we saw many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Nico and Valia Han absorbed the flames and they came back to us as the display and Evil HERO Infernal Sniper vanished.

Me: Whoa, now that's what I call another cult fanatic put down for good, nice job, Nico and Valia.

Nico: Thanks, J.D., and like Lincoln said, those potions the members of The Extraterrestrial Order of the Planets of Holy Ghidorah have allow them to transform into King Ghidorah Hybrid Monsters and they also acquire his powers as well.

Lincoln: But, they only use it when they've really been pushed too far. However, one rainbow energy blast separates them from their King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.

Nico: And they wind up becoming your next meal for you to absorb, Lincoln, and for tomorrow, the next member is Fulexia, which means you're up next, Melissa.

Melissa Han: Yeah, we'll make Fulexia pay.

Nico: We sure will. Say, Lincoln, which Neo-Spacian Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet tomorrow?

Lincoln: Good question, Nico. Hmm, ooh, I know, how about the Neo-Spacian Flare Scarab.

Alexa Oleson: Awesome, and there's only one person I know who would be Gene-Slammed into Neo-Spacian Flare Scarab: Sophia Kitka, niece of Billy Kitka, my brother's old friend and Deputy Sheriff of Barrow, who died after that vampire, Arvin, attacked and bit him, but had to be beheaded by Eben due to him about to turn into a vampire. But, I know Eben and the others are going to want to see us now that we're coming back.

Nico: You said it, Alexa.


Later it was time for Nerissa's second mission.

William: Anyone else want to go with Nerissa? Besides Mandark and Cheese?

Maria: Me, Carmen and Liam will go too.

Twilight Sparkle: And me and my friends will go too.

Superman: And same with me and the Justice League.

Me: Awesome Kal. It'll be awesome for you guys to meet the Legion.

Nico: Yep.

Bender: Me and the Planet Express will go this time as well.

Fry: Yeah this will be awesome.

Leela: It sure will.

Eli: I have a feeling we're going to face Timber Wolf's evil father in this one.

Me: Me too.

Nico: Yep. Lets go.

We were off to Universe 10.


UNIVERSE 10, EARTH, 31ST CENTURY


We arrived in the 31st Century on Earth.

Me: Here we are guys.

Superman: Amazing!

Batman: This is incredible.

Wonder Woman: It sure is.

We arrived at the Legion Base.

Legion Superman: Hey guys!

Nerissa: Guys, meet my archenemy,

Mandark: Pleasure to meet you all. My name is Mandark.

Me: He is Dexter's archnemesis and he is a really smart and powerful force.

Maria: Yep. Sorry my name is Maria Dunbar. I'm second in command of the Redemption Squad.

Saturn Girl: Pleasure to meet you.

Maria: Same here. This is my sister Carmen and her husband Liam.

Liam: Pleasure to meet y'all.

Carmen: Same here guys.

Triplicate Girl: You too.

Phantom Girl: Wow! The Original Justice League!

Green Lantern: That's right guys.

Flash: Awesome to meet you all.

Bouncing Boy: Boy it's an honor.

Brainiac 5: It's awesome to have you guys here.

Hawkgirl: We're honored too.

Me: And this is Twilight Sparkle and her friends.

Twilight Sparkle: It's awesome to meet you guys. I'm Twilight Sparkle the Princess of Friendship and the Magic Skylanders.

They introduced themselves.

Lightning Lad: It's truly an honor your highnesses.

Sunset Shimmer: No need for formalities.

Me: And this is the Planet Express team.

Bender: Awesome to meet you guys.

Fry: Same here. I accidentally got sent to the 31st Century myself.

They introduced themselves too.

Saturn Girl: It's an honor.

Mandark: Same here. You don't want to know what my real name is.

Me: Mandark came from a family that lived on an island that was a perfect utopia. It's called Flowertopia. It was a place that was very much set in the Woodstock 1969 era. His mother and father were very well into the groovy lifestyle. You know tie-dye shirts, incense, meditation, the peaceful style.

Triplicate Girl: Oh I get it.

Legion Superman: What was his real name?

Me: Don't laugh at him for this one. But he HATES this name.

I whispered in his ear and told him.

Legion Superman: What the!?

Me: I know. Crazy huh.

Cheese: I like cereal.

Lightning Lad: Good for you, man.

Cheese: I like cereal.

Lightning Lad: Good for you, I said.

Cheese: I. Like. Cereal.

Lightning Lad (Getting annoyed): Good. For. You.

Cheese: I like cereal!

Lightning Lad: Good for fucking you! Do you want a cookie?!

Cheese: I LIKE CEREAL!

Me: Okay Cheese that's enough. Oh sorry guys this little guy is Cheese. You'll have to forgive him, he is an idiot. He has a brain the size of an amoeba and he is a great annoyance tool. Gives the bad guys headaches and drives them bonkers.

Laney: Yeah he is funny too.

Lincoln: Yeah.

Suddenly, another time portal opened up.

Irma: A time portal?

Nico: (groans) Again?! This is seriously getting fucking old!

Me: I agree there.

Legion Superman: No. It's not one any bad guys opened up. I know this one.

Out came an older version of Superman.

Kal L.: Looks like the fun started.

Me: Whoa! Another version of Superman.

Kal L.: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's an honor to meet you.

Me: Same to you.

Legion Superman: This is the Superman from the 41st Century.

We gasped.

Me: Wow! 41st Century!

Lily: That is incredible!

Kal L.: (smiles) Hey, everyone. Did you guys miss me?

Phantom Girl: Boy we sure did!

Triplicate Girl: Yeah we sure did.

Kal L.: Brainiac 5 is back!?

Me: You have us to thank for that.

Nico: Yeah we brought him back home.

Lola: We sure did.

Eli: We found him on the planet Odym and brought him back after dealing with Alexis Luthor.

Nerissa: It was a great story there.

Legion Superman: Last time we saw you, you went back to your own time. What changed?

Kal L: (sighs) Honestly, living in my own time wasn't the same without you guys.

Me: It's a totally different world there. But also we have seen what the 41st Century is like ourselves.

Nico: It's true. We met Ed and his team from the 41st Century ourselves.

Lily: It's true.

Kal L: I see.

Superman: We heard about what went down during your time and you have our deepest condolences.

Me: Yeah that was terrible. Imperex did a number on your world.

Kal L: If he shows up next time you guys come here, I might need the help of the 2 Supermen present here plus the Lego one.

Me: You can count on that.

Superman: That will definitely be a sure thing.

Hawkgirl: That's right.

Me: Imperex be the first of your enemies that we give the Black Gates.

Nerissa: That is for sure.

Lincoln: Yeah no kidding there.

Cassidy: He is pure evil.

Phantom Girl: What about Doomsday? Did you guys give him the Black Gates?

Nico: No. And I wasn't part of the team during the first fight with him.

Me: He's right on that. But if we do face Doomsday we will give him the Black Gates.

Laney: That's for sure.

Me: Yeah.

Phantom Girl: Good.

Brainiac 5: That actually might be mandatory. He probably won't be sealed by the Book of Vile Darkness the second time.

Me: No he won't.

Laney: Doomsday is a dangerous and mighty force.

Lana: But we have gotten stronger and more powerful since our first fight.

Lola: Yeah we sure have.

Maria: That was an intense battle from what I heard.

Nico: No kidding.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: So, are any of your other enemies at large.

Timber Wolf: Actually yes. My so called father Dr. Mar Londo is back.

Me: That mad scientist that did this to you, his own son?

Timber Wolf: That's right.

Lola: That heartless fiend!

Lisa Loud: And they say that I was a mad scientist.

Lily: He's getting a one way ticket to prison.

Maria: Tell us more about him.

Brainiac 5: You are not going to like what he did.


Dr. Mar Londo was once a respected industrialist and scientist on planet Zuun. He led the charge to aggressively mine the planet's natural resource, Zune, since it aided in his experiments. Londo relocated to the planet Rawl with his son Brin Londo to carry on illegal research and avoid United Planets jurisdiction. He was also condemned by the Interplanetary Federation of Scientists as a radical.

Obsessed with creating the ultimate warrior, Londo experimented on Rawl's local indigenous species but to no avail. He turned to his son and bio-engineered him through irreversible DNA manipulation. Brin Londo went into a super agitated state and fled the facility.

Unable to capture him alone, Londo faked a distress call to the Legion of Superheroes and manipulated them into capturing his son. The Legion realized what was happening and confronted Londo. Timber Wolf spared Londo but destroyed his computers and freed his subjects.

Two years later Dr Londo used invisible nanites that could travel through space and time and infected Brin Londo on Earth, stimulating his limbic system. This caused Timber Wolf to lapse into uncontrollable fits of rage. Doctor Londo manipulated Timber Wolf into attending an Interplanetary convention at Heisenberg-7. As Doctor Londo demonstrated his advances in genetic mutation with his new Bio Golems, Timber Wolf sprung from the audience and attacked him, seemingly killing him. In truth, Doctor Londo faked his death in the hopes of luring Timber Wolf back to his laboratory on Rawl. As it turned out however, Timber Wolf was apprehended by the Science Police and put on trial. Timber Wolf could not determine with any degree of certainty that he didn't in fact murder Doctor Londo. During his trial, Brin Londo lost control of his abilities once again and tore through the courtroom.

Timber Wolf returned to Heisenberg-7 to investigate the crime scene on his own. Convinced of his own guilt, he took a cruiser back to the planet Rawl. There he found his father Mar Londo still alive. Doctor Londo explained his actions to him, proclaiming that he wanted to help Timber Wolf. He wanted to stabilize the balance between man and wolf with the hopes of making Timber Wolf the leader of his own private army. Timber Wolf fought against his father and his Bio Golems, but just when he thought he had finally captured the renegade scientist, he discovered that this too was a ruse. The real Mar Londo was monitoring affairs from a remote location, leaving another of his advanced clones on Rawl to interact with Timber Wolf. Though frustrated beyond measure, Timber Wolf was cleared of all charges.


When he was done we were shocked!

Me: That is completely inhumane!

Laney: What kind of person or monster would do that!?

Nico: Someone who is really playing with fire.

Eli: And screwing around with the laws of Mother Nature.

Me: Just what the universe needs, another fucked up mad scientist running amok.

Nico: No kidding there.

Batman: He experimented on Timber Wolf after no success with Rawl's other life forms.

Mandark: The things he did to you and several others? Bastard.

Nico: No kidding there.

Me: He is going to prison and staying there forever.

Nico: Lock him up and throw away the key.

Laney: That's for sure.

Nico: Where is he right now?

Brainiac 5: He is on the planet Okaara.

Me: The Orange Lanterns homeworld.

Nico: Wonder what he is doing there.

Laney: Well we better find out.

Sceptile: Let me go with you guys too.

Nico: Okay.

I teleported us using Instant Transmission.

We arrived on the planet Okaara.

Me: Planet Okaara.

Nico: Even after so many years, this place hasn't changed much

Me: No it hasn't.

Eli: But I sense him. He's that way at 10 klicks.

He pointed to the northwest.

Kal L: Just like old times, huh?

Legion Superman: You were always a fan of the obvious.

Me: Still awesome though.

Nico: It sure is.

Twilight Sparkle: This will be so fun.

We found him.

Me: There he is.

I fired an energy blast at a machine and blasted it into scrap metal.

We came out.

Me: Dr. Mar Londo, you're under arrest!

Superman: That's right!

Legion Superman: So come along quietly.

Kal L.: Yeah what he said.

Dr. Londo: What?! 3 Supermen?!

Me: Surprised?

Laney: You should be.

Dr. Londo: Team Loud Phoenix Storm too!?

Me: That's right.

Dr. Londo: I see you brought my monster of a son as well.

Superman: The way I see it, there's only one monster here.

Me: And that monster is you!

I fired waves of energy and blasted him and his machines all over.

Me: Take that!

Just then, various robots popped up.

Irma: I knew it wasn't that easy!

I fired waves of lightning and blew the robots to scrap metal.

Me: These all you got?

Mandark: Hey, save some for me!

He fired his atomic blasters and melted the robots.

Nico: Yeah.

Nico: (Gets out Waffle Woman and Condiment King's Ridewatches) Hope this doesn't make you guys hungry.

He activated them and fired waves of ketchup and syrup and they drenched the robots and they exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Maria: Time to call in the cavalry!

She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) PLANT FORCE 6!

She summoned Evil Seed, Evil Mushroom Man, Monster Dandelion, Cataslisma, Plant Undead and Savage Noble along with Evil Poison Ivy, Evil Wood Man, Evil Plant Man, Terror Blossom, Vilevine and Biollante.

Nico: Awesome!

Evil Plant Man: This is gonna be good.

Brainiac 5: Fascinating. So, that's what the Masters of Evil Cannon does.

Maria: Yep. It summons members of the Masters of Evil. Dark Spicer built it.

Me: Another Zenkaiser took it and we got it back.

Nico: It's true.

Eli: Yep.

Timber Wolf snarled and slashed many robots.

Reducing them to scrap metal!

Dream Girl fired waves of energy and blasted them.

Twilight Sparkle and friends blasted the robots into dust.

Superman fired laser vision blasts and Hawkgirl bashed the robots into scrap metal with her mace.

Brainiac 5 hacked many of the robots.

And turned them against the other robots and blasted them into dust.

Nico: That was awesome!

Lola: YEAH!

Wonder Woman: (Batman grabs Dr. Londo) You experimented on your own son. And even had him framed for murder.

Dr. Londo: I'm not begging forgiveness from you!

Batman: We don't forgive. (headbutts him, knocking him out)

He was knocked out cold.

Me: That's an absolute fact Bruce.

Nico: When it comes to scumbags like him we have one method: Kill them. But not this time. Jail is more appropriate for him.

Eli: I have a feeling it's gonna be good.

Superman: (to Kal L) Don't worry. Next time, my Lego counterpart is coming with me.

Kal L: Looking forward to it.

Me: Yep.

Nico: That's right.

We took him to the Masters of Evil Prison.

Me: What you did to your own son, there is an infinitely worse place in hell for douchebags like you.

Dr. Londo: You fail to see the bigger picture, Team Loud Phoenix Storm. My work was about protecting the universe. You care more about the condition of my son than-

He stopped when he realized his cell was next to Shauna's, who grinned at him savagely.

Dr. Londo: Are you crazy?! You can't put me next to that monster. Let me out of here!

Me: Have fun with your new friend!


We later came back.

May: Hey guys. How did it go?

Me: Really awesome!

We told everyone about it and it was great!

May: Awesome!

May: Next time, Sento and Ace Bunny will go with you.

Nico: Good idea!

Me: Oh right! Logan what is your favorite memory of Nico?

Nico: Oh right I forgot!

Sceptile: My favorite is when me and Nico made tons and tons of fruit trees all over Georgia. We gave them lots of trees than just peaches.

Me: Boy I bet that pissed off the SUSPENSE group.

Sceptile: It did.

Nico pulled out a green Leotard and she went into the bathroom and I snapped my fingers and she reverted back and came out with the leotard on. She had green hair and green eyes.

Logan Mallora: That wad rough.

Nico and Logan hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Logan Mallora: Me too Nico. Me too.


Later we were going to learn more about Puss N Boots's Origin.

Juran: So, which Puss in Boots are we learning about?

Me: Where the fairy tale came from and how he rose up in fame in the movies.

Puss N Boots: (Spanish Accent) It will be an honor to share my story with you.

I revealed the story of how he came into being.

Puss in Boots" (Italian: Il gatto con gli stivali) is an Italian fairy tale, later spread throughout the rest of Europe, about an anthropomorphic cat who uses trickery and deceit to gain power, wealth, and the hand of a princess in marriage for his penniless and low-born master.

The oldest written telling is by Italian author Giovanni Francesco Straparola, who included it in his The Facetious Nights of Straparola (c. 1550–1553) in XIV–XV. Another version was published in 1634 by Giambattista Basile with the title Cagliuso, and a tale was written in French at the close of the seventeenth century by Charles Perrault (1628–1703), a retired civil servant and member of the Académie française. There is a version written by Girolamo Morlini, from whom Straparola used various tales in The Facetious Nights of Straparola. The tale appeared in a handwritten and illustrated manuscript two years before its 1697 publication by Barbin in a collection of eight fairy tales by Perrault called Histoires ou contes du temps passé. The book was an instant success and remains popular.

Perrault's Histoires has had considerable impact on world culture. The original Italian title of the first edition was Costantino Fortunato, but was later known as Il gatto con gli stivali (lit. The cat with the boots); the French title was "Histoires ou contes du temps passé, avec des moralités" with the subtitle "Les Contes de ma mère l'Oye" ("Stories or Fairy Tales from Past Times with Morals", subtitled "Mother Goose Tales"). The frontispiece to the earliest English editions depicts an old woman telling tales to a group of children beneath a placard inscribed "MOTHER GOOSE'S TALES" and is credited with launching the Mother Goose legend in the English-speaking world.

"Puss in Boots" has provided inspiration for composers, choreographers, and other artists over the centuries. The cat appears in the third act pas de caractère of Tchaikovsky's ballet The Sleeping Beauty. Puss in Boots appears in DreamWorks' Shrek franchise, appearing in all three sequels to the original film, as well as two spin-off films, Puss in Boots (2011) and Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022), where he is voiced by Antonio Banderas. The character is signified in the logo of Japanese anime studio Toei Animation, and is also a popular pantomime in the UK.

Nico: Wow! So it's a 16th Century story.

Me: Yep.

Puss N Boots: Awesome.

Me: Now we watch the movies.

Shrek: I always wondered what your life was like before you met me

Puss N Boots: You're going to see now my friends.

We got to watching the movies.

Puss in Boots is a Spanish-speaking, anthropomorphic cat named for his signature pair of boots. A fugitive on the run from the law, Puss is seeking to restore his lost honor. He learns that the murderous outlaw couple Jack and Jill have the magic beans he has long sought, which can lead him to a giant's castle known by legend to contain valuable golden goose eggs. When Puss attempts to steal the beans at their hideout, a female cat named Kitty So interrupts. She was hired to steal them as well by Humpty Alexander Dumpty, a talking egg and long-estranged childhood friend of Puss from the orphanage where they both were raised. Puss tells Kitty his origin story and how he felt betrayed by Humpty, who tricked Puss into committing a bank robbery in his hometown of San Ricardo. Puss has been on the run ever since. Humpty eventually convinces Puss to join them in finding the beans and retrieving the golden eggs.

Puss and Kitty's relationship turns romantic and, despite Puss's initial grudge against Humpty, he slowly warms up to him, as the trio steals the beans from Jack and Jill and plants them in the desert. They ride the beanstalk into the clouds and enter the giant's castle, where Humpty reveals to Puss that although the giant died a long time ago, they must still avoid the "Great Terror" who guards the golden eggs. They soon realize the golden eggs are too heavy, and decide to steal the golden gosling after witnessing it lay miniature golden eggs. They manage to escape the castle and cut down the beanstalk. After celebrating, the group is ambushed by Jack and Jill, and Puss is knocked unconscious.

When he wakes, Puss assumes Humpty and Kitty were kidnapped and tracks Jack and Jill's wagon back to San Ricardo. There, he learns that the kidnapping was staged. Jack, Jill, and Kitty are all working for Humpty, who is seeking revenge against Puss for abandoning him during the failed bank robbery. Puss is surrounded by the town's militia and turns himself in following pleas from his adoptive mother Imelda. As Puss is hauled away to prison, Humpty is celebrated as a hero for bringing the wealth of the golden eggs to the townspeople.

Puss meets Andy "Jack" Beanstalk in prison. Jack reveals that Humpty stole the beans from him when they shared a cell years ago, and warns Puss that the Great Terror is the Golden-Egg Goose herself, a gigantic bird who will stop at nothing to rescue her baby. Puss realizes that luring the Great Terror was Humpty's intention all along, hoping to destroy the town in revenge for his imprisonment and flee with the gosling in the chaos. Kitty frees Puss from prison and apologizes, revealing her feelings for him. He locates Humpty in time and convinces him to redeem himself by helping save the town from destruction. Using the gosling as bait, Puss and Humpty are able to lure the Great Terror away from town. With Kitty's help, they also thwart Jack and Jill's attempt to steal the gosling during the chase. As they reach the outskirts of town, Humpty and the gosling are knocked off a collapsing bridge but manage to hang onto a rope that Puss grabs. When it becomes evident that Puss cannot save them both, Humpty sacrifices himself by letting go. After a fatal impact, Puss discovers that Humpty was a large golden egg underneath his shell. The Great Terror is reunited with her gosling, and she takes Humpty's golden egg remains back to the giant's castle.

Despite saving the town and being hailed a hero by the townspeople, Puss is still a fugitive in the eyes of the militia. He flees with Kitty, who playfully steals his boots and runs off.

When it was done with the 2011 movie we were cheering.

Me: That's just part 1. Here is part 2.

We got to watching Puss N Boots: The Last Wish

*SPOILER ALERT*

In the town of Del Mar, renowned hero and outlaw Puss in Boots hosts a party at the governor's home and accidentally awakens the nearby Sleeping Giant of Del Mar. Puss subdues the giant and saves the town, but is fatally crushed by a bell. Puss wakes up in a hospital, where a doctor informs him that he has used eight of his nine lives and suggests he retire from adventuring. Puss initially refuses. Later, in a local cantina, Puss meets a mysterious black-hooded wolf, who disarms him and gashes his forehead in a duel. Puss flees to the house of a cat lady named Mama Luna, and ceremoniously buries his attire in her garden.

Later, the crime family of Goldilocks and the Three Bears show up at Luna's residence in search of Puss, only to find his "grave." Puss overhears them mention a magical Wishing Star that can grant a single wish to someone bearing its map. "Big" Jack Horner, a corrupt pastry chef and collector of magical artifacts, is scheduled to receive the map that night; Puss breaks into Horner's bakery to steal the map and restore his lives, unexpectedly reuniting with his resentful ex-fiancée, Kitty So who also seeks the map. After a brief skirmish with Goldi and Horner, Puss, Kitty, and a stray dog the cats call Perrito[a] escape with the map. Goldi, the bears, Horner, and his henchmen give chase, and Puss spots the hooded wolf again while fleeing.

The map leads the trio to the Dark Forest, a pocket dimension that changes its terrain depending on the map's holder. Puss and Kitty both receive dark, frightening landscapes, while Perrito's is a colorful and seemingly tranquil forest. During another skirmish with Horner's and Goldi's forces, Puss spots the hooded wolf again and flees, distracting Kitty and enabling Goldi to obtain the map. After Perrito calms him down from a panic attack, Puss confesses that he left Kitty at the altar on their wedding day. Kitty overhears them, and later reveals that she never attended the wedding either, feeling that she could never compete with someone who loved himself more than her.

Puss and Kitty reclaim the map from Goldi when her group gets distracted by a manifestation of their woodland cottage. As the landscape morphs, Perrito is captured by the bears, while Puss is trapped in a crystalline cave. While Kitty retrieves Perrito alone, Puss encounters crystal reflections of his past lives in the cave, who mock him for changing his arrogant attitude. The hooded wolf appears once again, introduces himself as Death, and reveals to Puss that he is to kill him for squandering through his past eight lives. Panicked, Puss flees with the map, an act which Kitty and Perrito witness from afar. Meanwhile, Goldi, after a squander with Baby Bear, reveals that she wishes to reunite with her biological family, devastating the bears; however, they still agree to help her.

Puss reaches the Wishing Star, but Kitty berates him for his selfishness, while also confessing her wish was to find someone she could trust. Goldi, the bears, and Horner arrive and another fight ensues, during which Goldi forfeits the wish to save Baby Bear's life and Horner is trapped inside his magical bottomless bag. Death arrives, surrounds himself and Puss with a ring of fire, and challenges Puss to a duel. Instead of wishing for more lives, Puss fights and disarms Death, boldly stating that while he knows he cannot win, he will continue fighting for his final life. Seeing that Puss has lost his arrogance, Death begrudgingly spares him, although he and Puss agree they will eventually meet again. After Death leaves, Horner, having eaten a magic growth cookie, reemerges from his bag as a giant and seizes the map from Puss and Kitty. As he attempts to make his wish to control all magic, Perrito distracts him long enough for Puss, Kitty, and Goldi to rip the map to shreds, causing the Wishing Star to collapse and consume Horner.

In the aftermath, Goldi accepts the bears as her family and leaves with them to take over Horner's bakery business, while Puss rekindles his romance with Kitty. Sometime later, Puss, Kitty, and Perrito steal a ship from Del Mar's governor and set sail to visit "some old friends".

When the movie was done we were amazed and cheered!

Nico: That is awesome!

Shrek: Lad, I didn't know you had it bad like I did back in the day.

Puss N Boots: I know guys. But it's good to be with friends.

Me: It sure is.

Qin: And you are a great hero.

Xenia: You sure are.

Lola: One of the cutest and most awesome.

Puss N Boots: One day, I'll take you to face some of my enemies.

Me: And I have a feeling it's gonna be awesome.

Qin: Yep.

Xenia: It sure will.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: (hears something outside) Hear that?

We went to the window and to our amazement we saw the legendary Ho-Oh!

Qin: WHOA! The legendary Ho-Oh!

Xenia: Beautiful.

Dawn: That is amazing!

Ash: Just like the one I saw.

Me: That is cool!

Lola: Yeah!

We saw it flying at us.

Me: Open the roof and let her in.

Nico did so and opened the roof and it came in.

Me: Wow.

Nico: Incredible.

Ho-Oh: (In a girls voice) Awesome flying out there huh?

Nico: Gabriela Estupinan? Wow!

She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and purple eyes and had rainbow angel wings and rainbow color clothes.

Me: That was awesome though.

Nico: I'll say.

May: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Gabriela Estupinan: When I used my weather powers to make it rain donuts. That was awesome.

Me: Boy that is cool.

Gabriela Estupinan: Yep.

Nico and Gabriella hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Gabriela Estupinan: Me too Nico. Me too.

Later we were playing with the Switch System.

Clyde: Boy this reminds me of the Snap System.

Me: I remember that.

Laney: Me too.

FLASHBACK

[At the McBride residence with Clyde playing his video game console. His avatar moves forward, when suddenly a green zombie jumps out in front of him, Clyde blasts it and continues playing, but then another zombie appears right in front of him, startling him and Lincoln.]

Lincoln & Clyde: "Ahh!" [fall to the floor]

Lincoln: "It's like that zombie was coming right at us."

Clyde: "I know, that's the 2160p LED touch screen."

Lincoln: [he and Clyde get up] "Can I give it a try?"

Clyde: [Nervously looks at Lincoln and the console.] "Ye-yeah, sure."

[Lincoln takes the console with Clyde still holding on to it but Lincoln manages to break free of Clyde's grip.]

Lincoln: "Wow, feels like it was built for me."

Clyde: "That's the memory foam handle grips. They conform to each individual gamer's hand." [Notices something and puts on a latex glove.] "Whoops, little grease spot." [Takes out a cloth to rub it off.]

Lincoln: "I can't believe you got a Super Snap 95. They've been sold out for weeks." [starts playing it]

Clyde: "Yeah, my Nana Gayle won it at bingo, though she thought it was a postage scale."

Snap: "Game over."

Clyde: "Well, game over." [Attempts to take the Snap back.]

Lincoln: "Mind if I play again?"

Clyde: "Oh, sure. I was gonna suggest putting it back in its case, and admiring it from afar, but… go ahead?"

Lincoln: [starts playing it again] "Guess you've got your weekend all mapped out."

Clyde: "Well, actually, I can only play with this until 11:59 PM. Tomorrow is Screen-Free Sunday, it's a new McBride house rule. My dads think we need one day a week to completely unplug."

Lincoln: "I guess that fits right in with your Meatless Mondays and Wheat-less Wednesdays."

Snap: "Game over."

Lincoln: "Dang it." [gets an idea] "You know, Clyde, since you have to unplug tomorrow, maybe I could borrow the Snap."

Clyde: "Uh, you mean, like at your house?"

Lincoln: [nods his head] "As long as you're cool with it."

[Clyde then imagines the Snap in Lincoln's house, and his sisters wanting to play with it.]

Lana: "Is that the Snap?"

Lola: "Gimme, gimme, gimme that Snap!"

[The thought ends up with the Snap being blown out the roof of the house and smashed into pieces.]

Snap: "Game over." [shuts down]

[End of fantasy]

Clyde's Thoughts: "Okay, Clyde, you know you're not comfortable with this, just tell him the truth. You don't want him to borrow it."

Clyde: [Cringes, and gleefully] "Of course you can borrow it! I'll bring it over tomorrow."

Lincoln: "Thanks, buddy."

[Clyde has an uneasy look and sweats.]

Clyde's Thoughts: "Dang it, Clyde! What was that?!"

Lincoln: [Still playing] "You know what, Clyde?"

Clyde: "You changed your mind about borrowing the console? No worries, these things happen." [Reaches to take the console]

Lincoln: [Still playing, unaware that Clyde is trying to take the console back, suddenly moves his arms.] "No, I probably don't say this enough, but I'm really lucky to have a best friend who's so cool about sharing his stuff."

Snap: "Game over."

[Lincoln hands the console back to Clyde.]

Clyde: [through his teeth] "That's me. Mr. Very Cool About Sharing His Stuff." [laughs]

[The scene then transitions to that night with Clyde unable to get some sleep because the fantasy from before keeps playing in his mind over and over and over until the next morning.]

Clyde: "This is ridiculous. You have to talk to Lincoln." [Gets out of bed and puts on his usual clothing and his glasses.] "Just let him know he's a good guy, no, no. Best guy. And you like him. No, you love him, but you can't let him borrow your Snap." [Marches out of his door, only to walk back in again confused.] "What are you, nuts? If you tell him he can't borrow it, it'll be the end of your friendship! You'll be destined to walk through life alone, and end up like one of those people who only talk to their cats!" [Camera zooms out to show Cleopawtra in front of him and meows. Clyde starts dreading.] "Oh no, it's happening already!" [Runs over to the rug that hides a secret compartment and opens it up to reveal the Snap. He is now seen with latex gloves.] "Okay, I have to lend him the Snap, but I need a plan to keep it safe." [gets an idea] "I know, I'll just spend the day at Lincoln's house. That way I can protect the console, and my friendship."

[Later, Clyde knocks on the door of the Loud House.]

Lincoln: [Answers the door] "Hey pal. Thanks for loaning me the Snap. Uh, where is it?"

Clyde: "In this briefcase." [Opens the briefcase he's holding, inside of which is another briefcase, which he also opens. Lincoln watches Clyde open more cases until finally, he gets to a large coin purse containing the Snap, which he pulls out and gives to Lincoln.]

Lincoln: "Thanks, buddy, I'd ask you to join me but, I know you're not supposed to be playing today. I'll have it back to you first thing tomorrow." [Goes back inside and closes the door, but Clyde jams his foot in it.]

Clyde: "Actually, I'd love to get off my feet for a second, my orthotics are worn down and I got blisters from walking over."

Lincoln: "But, you rode your bike over."

Clyde: "Right, did I say blisters? I meant pedal warts."

Lincoln: "Oh, well, come on in, bud."

[In Lincoln's room, Clyde has a glass of water, and his foot elevated, and is nervously watching Lincoln play. A small drip of apple juice leaks from the straw in Lincoln's juice box almost lands on the Snap, but Lincoln turns at the last second, Clyde gasps at this. Then a book falls from the shelf, just barely missing the Snap in the same way, Clyde gasps even more intensely. Walt then flies in through the window and almost poops on it, Clyde gasps even harder than before, he then looks at his glass.]

Clyde: [Coughs] "Man, this foot is killing me, would you mind grabbing me some ice?"

Lincoln: "Anything for the guy who loaned me his Snap." [Lincoln puts the Snap down, takes the glass from Clyde, and winks to Clyde as he leaves. Once he's gone, Clyde jumps off the bed, moves the Snap away from the juice box, and takes the box. He then tries to close the window, but Lincoln catches him.] "Clyde, why are you on my desk?"

Clyde: "Uh, there was a draft, and I wouldn't want you getting a cold."

Lincoln: "And your foot?"

Clyde: "It's a miracle! My foot is feeling much better."

Lincoln: "Great. Well, I'll walk you out."

Clyde: "Uh, actually, can I have a sip of this? I'm showing the classic signs of dehydration, dry mouth, dull headache, decreased urine output." [Squeezes the juice box on purpose to have it on his shirt.] "Oh, man! Would you look at that? Mind if I wash this before I leave? I don't want the stain to set."

Lincoln: "Uh, sure. I'd lend you a clean shirt, but I haven't done my laundry, so..."

Clyde: "I'll do it! I mean, I'm already doing mine."

[Later, Lincoln is still playing with the Snap, and Clyde finishes folding all the Loud family's laundry.]

Clyde: "All done."

Lincoln: "Wow, thanks for doing all of our laundry," [questioningly] "guess you'll wanna be heading out now."

Clyde: [Nervously trying to find another excuse.] "Uh, uh, uh... I've never noticed how thin this blanket on your bed is, you must be freezing at night."

Lincoln: "Well, actually-"

Clyde: "Say no more, I'll knit you a new one."

[Later, Clyde is knitting a blanket while Lincoln plays with the Snap, he waves at Clyde, who's eyes twitch, and then see Cliff approaching with mud on his paws.]

Clyde: "Not today, Clifford."

[Clyde throws one of his yarn balls out the door and Cliff chases after it. Clyde is satisfied, when suddenly...]

Lincoln: "Bathroom break."

Clyde: "With the Snap?"

[Clyde gets up and follows Lincoln into the bathroom, something Lincoln is not too happy about.]

Lincoln: "Ahh!" [Flabbergasted] "Clyde! What the heck are you doing?!"

Clyde: "Uh..." [Turns on the faucet for the bathtub.] "Thought I'd grab a shower while you, you know, do your business. Bathroom buds!"

[Lincoln is not pleased and turns the faucet off.]

Lincoln: "Okay, Clyde, I know what's going on here."

Clyde: [nervously] "Y-you do?"

Lincoln: "It's obvious. The hovering, the laundry, the blanket, your foot. You're just dying to break Screen-Free Sunday and play with the Snap."

Clyde: "Well, actually-" [seeing this as an excuse] "Uh, you're right, that's exactly what's going on."

Lincoln: "I know you pretty well, Clyde. Luckily, I have a surefire way to save you from temptation." [Cuts to Clyde getting locked out of the house, Lincoln calls to him.] "This is for your own good, buddy!"

Clyde: [Spiraling] "Oh no, what have I done? My Snap is history." [Tries to calm himself] "Okay, okay, don't spiral, Clyde. Maybe it'll be fine. Lincoln hasn't done anything that bad with it yet, and as long as it stays in his room-" [suddenly hears Lola]

Lola: "Lincoln, you almost spilled my nail polish!"

[Clyde looks in the window and sees Lincoln with the Snap in the living room, along with Lola, with her nail polish, Lisa, with her chemicals, Charles running by with a peanut butter jar stuck to his face, Lucy drinking something red, Luan making a pie, Lily, on a tarp, playing with a bucket of lavender paint, Lana jumping around with Hops, and Lynn playing roller hockey.]

Clyde: "NOOOO!" [Calls one of his dads] "Hey Dad, uh, Lincoln invited me to stay over for dinner, so I'm gonna be here a bit longer." [His dad says something] "Yes, I have my antacid." [Hangs up the phone, looks around, and sneaks in through the dining room window.]

[In the living room, Lincoln is still playing with the Snap, Lori and Leni are on their phones. Luna is playing her guitar. Lola is still doing her nails. Lucy is still drinking her drink. Lisa is mixing chemicals. Lana and Hops are making a mud pie. Lily is still on her tarp, playing with her paint, and Luan has her pie, and looks around for a target.]

Leni: [On her phone] "And then Becky was like 'I don't know if I even wanna go anymore' and-"

Lynn: [On roller skates and still playing hockey] "Loud crosses the blue line," [Passes Lori] "throws a deke on the defender," [Clyde appears, hiding inside the coat rack.] "winds up for the slap shot," [An umbrella handle snatches the puck.] "she shoots, she-" [Attempts to take the shot, but due to the puck not being there, she spins out of control and falls over, confused.] "Denied?! What the heck?"

[Lynn looks over and sees the puck sliding the other way, and chases after it. Clyde puts the umbrella down, looks back at Lincoln, and sees Lily - covered in paint - walking across the tarp to see her favorite brother.]

Lily: "Inkin, Inkin." [Clyde gasps, sees the tarp at his feet, and pulls it - bringing Lily with it - and knocking the paint pot over, with the paint spilling all over the floor. Lincoln looks at the paint pot. Clyde pulls Lily closer, then pulls out a rag and cleans Lily's face and hands. Lily looks up and sees a friend.] "Ah, Cad!"

Clyde: "Shh."

Lincoln: [Thinking he heard something] "Huh?"

[Lincoln turns around, only to see Lily wave to him, he squints with suspicion and returns to his seat.]

There was a knock on the door.

Lincoln: I'll get it.

He answered the door and it was me and Varie.

Me: Hey Lincoln.

Varie: What's going on?

Lincoln: Oh hey guys. Come on in.

We came in.

Varie: We were just wanting to come by and see what you were doing.

Lincoln: Oh just getting ready for dinner.

Me: Cool cool.

[Clyde is still hiding in the coat rack.]

[Later, Lincoln is playing the Snap in the dining room area, Leni comes in talking on her phone while holding her kale juice.]

Leni: "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh." [Pours herself some juice. Clyde appears behind the curtain.] No. No... way!" [While she's talking to her friend, she doesn't notice a long straw drinking the juice right out of the glass in her hand. She tries to drink her juice, but is confused to find her glass empty. She pours herself another glass and continues talking on the phone.] "Uh-huh." [The straw returns and Clyde drinks out of the pitcher and the glass, while Leni is on her phone.] "No... dang... tootin'... way!" [Tries to take a drink, but find her glass and her pitcher empty. She looks at Lincoln, the only person in the room she can see, with annoyance.] "Lincoln! Stop drinking my kale juice."

[Lincoln has no idea what Leni's talking about.]

[Later, Lincoln plays his Snap up the upstairs hallway, heading back to his room. Clyde peeks out of Lynn and Lucy's room and sees Lisa coming down the other way, rapping.]

Lisa: [Using one of her beakers as a microphone.] "Biology, geology, I don't make no apology." [Continues down the hall, unaware that some acid spilled from her microphone and burned through the floor. Clyde gasps, he hastily looks around and sees Geo rolling into the doorframe, Clyde picks the hamster ball up and lines up his shot at Lisa, causing her to tread on it and roll her away.]

Lisa: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"

[Lisa screams as she's out of control. Clyde hides his head away from the corridor to avoid a collision.]

Me: WHOA!

I caught Lisa and avoided having her explode.

Me: Careful Lisa. You tripped over Geo's hamster ball

Lisa: Silly me. Thank you though.

Me: You're welcome.

Laney was reading a book.

Varie: What are you reading Laney?

Laney: One of my favorite mystery books.

Varie: Cool.

Clyde: [Remorseful, scratching his head] "I'll apologize to Lisa later."

[Later on, Lincoln is playing the Snap in the kitchen with Lynn Sr. making tonight's dinner, whistling.]

Lynn Sr.: [singing] " Da-da-da, doo-doot-doo-doot, making dough, throw it high, never low, throw it high. " [While he was tossing the dough, he is unaware that some of it splatters on the walls, completely avoiding Lincoln and the Snap. All the while, Clyde is watching through the back door, worried.] "Watch closely, son, the key to a good pizza crust is loft. You can't be afraid to give it a good -toss!" [-As he tossed the dough in the air once again, Clyde quickly slides a leaf blower through the cat flap and blows the pizza dough right out the window.] "Okay, maybe a bit too much loft." [notices something and yells outside the window.] "Hands off that pizza, Grouse!"

[Later, Lincoln is seen in the dining room again playing the Snap. Unnoticed, he almost knocks over a vase containing water due to his elbows hitting the table, to which Clyde takes it and hides it under the table, which shows he is under the table as well and takes a sigh of relief, when suddenly...]

Lynn Sr.: "Kids, dinner!"

[Clyde takes a peek out, and sees that Lincoln's sisters have him surrounded.]

Clyde: "Oh no." [Gasps as everyone takes their seats] "Okay, Clyde, just ride this out until everyone is done eating." [Takes a breath, and sees that the situation isn't so bad.] "Actually, this isn't so bad, it's kind of cozy under here."

Me: What are you guys having Mr. Lynn?

Lynn Sr.: Homemade pizza.

Me: Neat.

Lynn: [Lets one rip] "Whew! My compliments to the chef."

Me: Lynn excuse you.

[Clyde covers his nose and retreats in disgust, and bumps into Lana's feet.]

Lana: [Not knowing] "Oh, oh hey Charles," [starts petting Clyde] "who's a good boy?" [Clyde is very mixed up, Lana takes out some sausage.] "Want a snackie? Go on Charles, eat it."

[Clyde, seeing no other choice, gulps, takes the sausage, and starts eating, but unfortunately for him, the real Charles is right behind him and sees his sausage, and Clyde eating it, he is not happy.]

Clyde: [As Charles growls at him] "Charles, no, no, no, I don't even like sausage." [takes it out] "Here, you can have it."

[Above the table, which starts shaking, the whole family hears screaming and growling.]

Lana: "Charles, why are you so mad?" [Looks under the table and sees something she doesn't expect.] "Clyde? Why are you under the table?"

Me: Clyde?

We looked and saw him.

[Clyde awkwardly smiles]

Leni: [Gasps in disgust, towards her brother.] "Lincoln, you invite your friend at dinner, and you don't even give him a chair? That's rude!"

Lincoln: "I didn't invite him."

Lola: "That's even ruder, clearly he's hungry."

Me: I think there's a reason why he is here.

Lincoln: "Uh, Clyde, what's going on?"

Varie: Let him explain himself guys.

Clyde: "Lincoln, can I talk to you for a sec? In private."

[Lincoln looks at everyone, and slips under the table.]

Lincoln: "What's up, Clyde?"

Clyde: "Well, I've been following you around all day, because I was worried about the Snap, I never wanted to let you borrow it in the first place."

Lola: [Not minding her own business.] "Ooh, drama."

Lynn: [Also not minding her own business.] "Fight! Fight! Fight!"

Me: Lynn quiet.

Lincoln: [Annoyed; Shaking his fist.] "Would you guys grow up!?"

Lisa: "Says the guy having a confab under the dining room table."

Me: Lisa not helping.

Lincoln: "Come on, Clyde."

[The boys crawl out of the table.]

Me: We'll be right back.

We took them to the sofa.

[They are now sitting on the couch.]

Lincoln: "So why didn't you want me to borrow the Snap?"

Clyde: "I was afraid something was gonna happen to it, I'm pretty particular about my stuff, and you're um, a little, less particular, and then you throw in your ten sisters and-"

Lincoln: "Clyde, if that's how you felt, why didn't you just tell me?"

Clyde: "I was afraid you'd be hurt, and our friendship would be over, and I'd be destined to walk through life alone and become one of those people who only talk to cats." [Sees Cliff, who meows at him.] "Gah, it's happening again!"

Me: Cliff be nice.

Varie: Yeah.

Lincoln: [Assuringly] "Clyde, that's ridiculous. I might have been a little hurt at first, but, I would've understood, I know I'm not as careful with my stuff as you are, no one is."

Me: Yeah Clyde. To be honest I felt the same way myself.

Clyde: Really?

Me: Years ago actually. Long story.

Clyde: "Fair point, so, we're still friends?"

Lincoln: "Of course we are."

[The two do a handshake.]

Me: Good.

Clyde: "Thanks for understanding. I promise to be more honest in the future, and you've given me a lot to talk about on therapy Thursday."

Lincoln: [Takes out the Snap, and wipes the screen.] "Here's your Snap back."

Clyde: "Thanks, buddy. Well, I should probably get home."

[Lincoln and Clyde head to the door.]

Lynn Sr.: "Here you go, Clyde, take some deconstructed pizza for the road."

Lincoln: [Seeing Geo rolling under his dad's feet.] "Dad! Watch out!" [Lynn Sr. steps on Geo's ball and starts stumbling out of control and drops the deconstructed pizza, which is heading right for the Snap, but Lincoln jumps in and blocks it.] "NOOOO!"

Clyde: "Lincoln, are you okay?"

Lincoln: "Yeah, I'm good." [Noticing the Snap] "Uh-oh, got a little sauce on there."

Clyde: "Eh, it's nothing, thanks for the save buddy," [helps Lincoln up] "Alright, see you later." [Leaves]

Me: Bye Clyde.

Varie: Have a safe walk.

Lincoln: "Take it easy, Clyde." [Closes the door]

Clyde: [Calls his dads] "Dad, I'm on my way home, I'm gonna need a lint-free cloth, and some white vinegar." [runs home] "Meet me at the front door."

FLASHBACK ENDS

Nico: Oh Clyde to be honest I felt the same way about a game system too.

Varie: Wow.

May: Yeah.

Nico: But lets get ready everyone. We have a big day tomorrow.

Maria: Nico, which teams have you made this time?

Nico: Rocket Raccoon's team will include Jasmine, Gloria Andrukhovych, Super Android 18, Maria Cranberry the Cyclone Dopant, and Reika the Heat Dopant. Chazz's team will include Gusty the Great, Daniella King, Wingfeather Siblings, Gabriela Estupinan and Aula.

Me: Awesome choices. But we haven't met the Wingfeather Siblings yet.

Qin: I do love that book series. Awesome.

Lola: That is cool.

May: And which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Blaziken and Swampert next.

Me: Neat!

We went and got ready for bed and went to sleep.


Meanwhile in Japan, the Blade Kamen Rider team was getting ready for our arrival.

Kazuma: I can't wait for Team Loud Phoenix Storm to come. It'll be so good to see Evelyn again.

Sakuya Tachibana: It sure will.

Hajime: And it'll be great to fight Hiroshi together.

Kazuma: Yep. Lets get ready!

They got ready.

All: HENSHIN!

TURN UP!

In a flash of light they transformed and went at the screen…

TO BE CONTINUED…


Another awesome chapter done.

Game Boys was a great episode.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with my team consisting of Riley Anderson, Yuna, Stella Nox Fleuret, Rikku And Yuffie along with Lord Drakkon, Zen Aku, Mele, Cottontail Smith, Lady Flamicorn, and Gimme are heading to the duel Monster Spirit World and we're going to the malevolent castle of Infernalvania, Camula's home castle. And we're going there to find out more about the Shadow Riders as well as how the Sacred Beast Cards came into being. Then we're going to meet Another Antedeluvian and Another Lord Drakkon. Also we're going to meet a Blaziken Gene-slammer named Pyra Florres and she is Nico's friend from Science Class and is an amazing firefighter too.

The next match-up in The War Against The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah is Melissa Han, Gene-Slammer of Evil HERO Malicious Fiend and Nico VS Fulexia

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the Mewni sector of Gotham Royal York, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy Mina Loveberry, who's come back from the dead and she wants revenge on Star and her friends, along with Zoe Weather, for destroying her years ago after Mewni merged with Earth. And we're going to meet the next of the Neo-Spacian Gene-Slammers, this time, it's a Neo-Spacian Flare Scarab Gene-Slammer named Sophia Kitka, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Barrow, Alaska and classmate in Gym, she's also another member of The Barrow Anti-Vampire Defense Coalition and she's known as The Firestorm Vampire Slayer. Sophia Kitka also has powers of fire, and she knows the strengths and weaknesses of the very monsters that destroyed the town she came from, Lincoln made her a necklace with jewels in her favorite color and a scarab pendant, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips. She's also the niece of Deputy Sheriff Billy Kitka, and though she hates Lynn with a burning passion, there's one person she absolutely hated: the vampire, Arvin, Marlow Roderick's vicious enforcer, who not only bit Billy Kitka, but also, killed Kirsten Toomey, as well.

Get ready for an awesome and explosive battle as we go into battle with the Blade Kamen Riders enemy Hiroshi and we're going to make that ruthless and evil monster pay for everything he did. It's going to be a massive and destuctive battle and you're going to witness me transform into an awesome and ultimate new form of power and I'm going to make Hiroshi suffer the ultimate wrath and ultimate extent of my power.

See you next time.