This chapter is based on the Puss N Boots movies.
IN THE WOODS NEAR CASTLE RHYBOFLAVIN! SCENERY!
Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Luan and her team consisting of Luan Loud, Tony Jones, Black Vulcan (Superfriends), Dazzler, Luz (X-Men), Lightning Lass And Lightspeed (Power Pack) And Halo along with Vypra and her team consisting of May Kanker, Nasty Canasta, Marcel, Cloaked Ghostfreak, and NES Ghidorah were walking through the beautiful forests near Rhyboflavin And we were there for an awesome and fun rescue.
Xenia: Boy this is gonna be so awesome.
Me: I love coming to Rhyboflavin. It is so awesome.
Lightning Lass: Boy it sure is awesome.
Luz (X-Men): I can't wait to kick some butt.
Lightspeed: Me too. I have a feeling this will be fun.
Luan: You bet it will. It'll be Lights Out for whatever villain is here. (LAUGHS) Get it?
We laughed at her joke.
Me: (LAUGHS) That was a good one.
Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That was awesome.
Eli: (LAUGHS) That was a good one Luan.
Nico: Luan, I want to thank you, Vypra, and your teams for coming.
Luan: No problem Nico. It's gonna be so awesome helping you guys out.
Tony Jones: I'm really looking forward to all this too.
Camie: We sure are.
Nico: Tony, remember when we met you and your friends?
Tony Jones: Boy how can I forget! That was so awesome!
Me: That was one of our most awesome adventures and that was when we first destroyed Agram the first time.
Eli: That was so awesome! And we were introduced to the world of the Moonlands and the power of Animite and the Magim.
Nico: That was so awesome and cool!
Laney: Yeah it sure was!
Twilight Sparkle: It sure was amazing going to the Moonlands every now and then. It was amazing and fun.
Xenia: It sure was Twilight. We all had a great time.
Me: We sure did and that was back when we were facing many enemies that would later be known as Team Dark Phoenix Storm.
Nico: Yep.
Lola: That was awesome.
Eddy: And that's when Double D became handsome.
Lincoln: He sure did and man everyone was all over him. I never saw Linka so pissed off like that.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Me: They do say Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned but yeah no kidding.
Laney: That was crazy.
Lily: That was crazy yeah. But the same thing happened to Squidward and man oh man did he look so handsome. He looked like one of those awesome Teen Heartthrob Supermodel Guys you see in magazines.
Nico: Yeah he sure did.
Lola: Boy no kidding!
Vypra: So, how was everyone's Valentine's Day yesterday?
Me: We had a really awesome blast Vypra.
Nico: Yep we went to Paris and had a great time.
Me: The mascots told Marinette's mom and dad about us getting ready to kill Lila Rossi.
Nico: And Zocks and Chloe told Chloe's dad the same thing.
Zocks: It's true. And when that happens all of Paris will be watching he said.
Me: It'll be the perfect way to add severe insult to injury on that bitch Lila.
Nico: Yeah I agree there.
Camie: That monster has been asking for this ever since you guys first beat her in Paris.
Lola: You got THAT right Camie.
Nico: Yeah I hate that bitch Lila. She brought all this on herself.
Chloe: No kidding there!
Nico: Poromon and the other mascot couples had some love time to themselves as well.
Me: They sure did.
Qin: It was so adorable.
Maria: And me and William got to have an awesome view session in the Eiffel Tower.
Me: And Carmen and Liam got to have a great learning experience in the Church of Notre Dame.
Nico: Yep. And so did Jirachi and Tentacool.
Me: Yep. By the way Nico how did you like your meal at that restaurant.
Nico: MWAH! Cest magnifique.
Me: Delicious as always.
We laughed.
Maria: William even took pictures of the Louvre with me in them.
Me: And those were great.
Laney: I love the Louvre museum because of some of the most awesome paintings there.
Lola: Those are really beautiful paintings.
Me: Some of the most awesome and most famous paintings in the world are in the Louvre as well as some of the most famous works done by the greatest artists from over the centuries.
Laney: That's right they are.
Xenia: Yeah. That is so awesome.
Nico; But regardless we did have a great time in quet Paris.
Eli: We sure did.
Then a Metroid suddenly flew in and was right in front of me.
Me: Whoa a Metroid!
Nicole: YIKES!
Me: Wait I think I know this Metroid.
It squealed in joy to see me.
Me: I know this little one. And I have a feeling that Samus and Janeen know it too.
Nico: Wait. Isn't that the kind of Metroid used as an Assist Trophy?
Nicole: Normally yes it is.
Me: But this one is one that Samus knows. This is the baby Metroid she knows.
We gasped!
Nicole: Wow! That Metroid was blown into oblivion by Mother Brain.
Laney: Yeah!
Me: And I have a good feeling I know who brought it back.
Nico: Who?
Me: Lets find out.
SOON! AT MOUNT MA'AL!
We were in Mount Ma'al.
Nico: So why are we here again?
Me: To reprimand Ralphio about these preposterously ridiculous prices he has on some of the Magiswords he sells. Look at these.
Nico: Oh right. I forgot.
But then we heard yelling coming from Ralphios!
Me: Uh oh.
?: You need to stop selling Magiswords at these prices Ralphio! You're going to drive people bankrupt if you do!
Me: Wait I know that voice.
Nico: Someone beat us to it!
Me: Wow that was fast.
We looked in and saw a girl with aqua blue hair and neon blue clothes and had neon blue angel wings and had a really awesome glowing blue blade sword!
Me: (GASP) Sora Phaaze!?
Sora saw me and she had blue eyes and the Metroid Icon on her arm and forehead.
Sora Phaaze: J.D.!
Me and Sora hugged.
Me: Sora this is awesome seeing you here.
Sora Phaaze: Sorry about all the yelling I was in the middle of giving Ralphio here a piece of my mind about these ridiculous prices on these magiswords.
Me: What a coincidence. We were going to do the same thing. Oh guys meet Sora Phaaze.
Sora Phaaze: Awesome to meet you all.
Nico: Same here to you Sora.
Me: Sora was born on the planet Phaaze.
Nicole: Whoa the Source of all the Phazon and the epicenter of the Phazon Crisis.
Sora Phaaze: That's right. I was born on the planet K2L originally but I landed on the planet Phaaze when I was a baby. I was badly wounded and I was injected with liquid Phazon which not only healed me but gave me incredible powers. As a result my hair turned aqua blue and my eyes turned neon blue as well. And I got these wings too.
Nico: Wow that is amazing!
Sora Phaaze: It sure is. And I see you got reacquainted with the Baby Metroid.
Lola: We sure did.
Maria: You know this Metroid is used as an Assist Trophy, right?
Sora Phaaze: Yes I sure do.
Maria: Just wanting to be sure.
Me: Anyway where were we? Oh right.
We walked up to Ralphio.
Me: Ralphio we need to talk about these ridiculous prices you have been selling Magiswords for!
Ralphio: What's the big deal? You guys have enough money, don't you?
Me: Yes we do have more than enough money. That's true. But we're not talking about us. We're talking about the Warrior Siblings.
Ralphio: Ah yes my two best customers. How are they doing?
Me: They are doing good. I'll be sure to relay the message that you are thinking about them. But that's besides the point. We're here because we're talking about these ridiculous prices you have been selling the magiswords for. Look at these. 950,000 Jemms for a Tongue Twist Magisword.
Lola: 9,000,000 Jemms for a Fruit Tree Magisword.
Xenia: 90,000,000 Jemms for a Chili Pepper Magisword!? This is crazy!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: Also I found this one over in Yellowstone National Park a couple of weeks ago.
I showed him the Steaming Geyser Magisword.
Me: Look at this. 90 billion Jemms for this one!? That is insane!
Ralphio: It really is nothing personal. It isn't. But I have to keep the prices high or it's bad for business. You understand, right?
Me: Maybe so but to quote Double D all items have to be sold at prices that are both fair and economical. It's part of the business process.
Nico: That is something Double D would say.
Me: Yep. Also you're going to drive people bankrupt with those kinds of prices.
Ralphio: (sighs) Okay. Maybe lowering g the prices a bit won't hurt.
Nico: What's the worst that can happen?
Me: Nico please don't ask that. Otherwise something bad REALLY WILL happen.
Nico: Sorry.
He lowered the prices of the magiswords to something affordable. Then ZOOOM! The customers all poured in and bought EVERY SINGLE MAGISWORD there was in the store! CLEANING HIM OUT! There was a massive bag of jemms by us.
Ralphio: WHOA! Wow that really helped.
Me: (Dazed) Anyone get the number of the people that trampled me over? (Blubbers) Holy guacamole!
Ralphio: Thanks guys! That really helped a lot.
Me: Anytime.
But then…
ROOOOOOAAARRRR!
Sora Phaaze: Whoa what was that!?
Me: Oh boy.
Nico: (hears a roar) Eli, can you please sense for Swartz's creations?
Eli: Okay.
He concentrated.
Eli: Found 2 of them. 300 klicks away to the northwest.
Me: It'll be a while before they get here but lets go see where that roar came from.
Nico: Right!
But then we smelled something REALLY FOUL!
Nico: What's that smell?!
Me: (Sniffing) It smells like Garlic! Really strong garlic!
Eli: WHEW! That is strong! Not even a vampire would want to come near that. No offense Lucy.
Lucy Loud: None taken.
Me: I sense that it's coming from the Kotassian Garlic District.
Nico: Lets go!
SOON! IN THE KOTASSIAN GARLIC DISTRICT!
We arrived and saw a huge muscular bunny hulk creature! AND HE SMELLED LIKE REALLY STRONG GARLIC!
Me: WHOA! He is huge!
Hulk Rabbit: (ROARS)
Me: And he smells HORRIBLE!
It grabbed Nico and slammed him to the ground several times.
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!
He threw Nico into a tree and it smashed onto him!
Nico: I'm hurt now!
Prohyas and Vambre came!
Both: Cease and desist you stinker!
Me: Perfect timing guys!
Vambre: (British Accent) Thank you.
I saw a garlic Magisword with a sinister face on it.
I kicked it out of his hands and grabbed it and to our shock the hulk bunny was really HOPPUS!
Vambre and Prohyas: Hoppus!?
Me: Hoppus!?
Eli: Hoppus!?
May: Hoppus!?
May got Nico out.
Nico: How did he get like that?!
Hoppus: (GROANS) So hungry.
Me: You ate this entire village Hoppus.
Prohyas: Yeah what he said.
Hoppus: Did I? I can explain. I can't go back to the farm for your mothers mouthwatering broccoli soup without Denelda getting in the way and I can't go back to the rabbit village because of unresolved story conflicts. So to get my vegetable intake I collected tons and tons of Vegetable Magiswords. I found a weird looking garlic Magisword too. But that one just makes me hungrier and turns me into that thing.
Me: Hmm. This appears to be a Cursed Garlic Magisword.
Cursed Garlic Magisword: (Laughs) I sure am! (SINISTER LAUGHTER!)
Nico: WHOA!
Hoppus's stomach growled andhe was getting mad and hungry.
Hoppus: It's making me Hungry. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M HUNGRY!
He then grabbed Juran and slammed him to the ground several times.
SMASH SMASH SMASH!
Juran grabbed Hoppus and knocked him down.
Juran: WHOA! Strong for a little guy.
Me: I may like Garlic on my spaghetti and pizza and all that but this is too much!
Jared then came.
Jared: Hey guys! I just got back from eating more of Kablamica's soup. (MEGA BELCH) Oops. Sorry.
Nico: No worries Jared.
Jared: Uh oh. Looks like you guys got trouble with Hoppus under the influence of the Cursed Garlic Magisword. Evil Luxord informed me that it escaped from a Magisword Safe in the M.O.E. HQ 3 days ago.
Hoppus then grabbed Gaon and slammed him to the ground several times.
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!
Jared: GEEZ!
Gaon got up and grabbed him and smashed him down.
Eli: I got this!
He used the Force and held Hoppus in place!
Eli: (GROANS) HE IS REALLY STRONG!
Nico then grabbed Hoppus by his arms.
Me: Prohyas, Vambre, Everyone we're going to need all the Vegetable Magiswords we can muster to sooth this savage beast!
Vambre: I have a feeling you're right!
Me: Lets do it!
We spun our Magisword Bracelets!
ALL THE VEGETABLE MAGISWORDS!
All of us: OMEGA SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO: ALL YOU CAN EAT SALAD BAR!
We fired a massive stream of vegetables of all kinds of Hoppus's mouth and he was stuffed and full and then he belched loudly and he fell asleep.
Nico: WHOA! Nice thinking guys!
Jared: Awesome idea dad.
Me: Thanks.
Vroon: He would've attacked me next!
Me: Shh!
Vroon: Oops sorry.
Vypra: I'll have Dark come and take him and the Cursed Garlic Magisword back to HQ.
ZOOOM!
Dark came in his XLR8 form.
Dark Spicer: Wow you guys did great.
Me: Sorry about the mess.
Dark Spicer: No worries.
He picked up Hoppus and the Cursed Garlic Magisword and teleported back to the HQ.
Me: We're not done yet.
Nico: Nope.
Me: You aren't hurt too badly are you Nico?
Nico: I'm fine. But Juran and Gaon got beat up too.
Juran: Nah we're okay. Besides it'll take more than him to beat us up.
Gaon: Yeah we're tough.
Sora Phaaze: But that was intense.
Me: Boy no kidding there.
Misty Brightdawn: Thank goodness I don't like garlic myself.
Me: Yeah no kidding. After seeing the Cursed Garlic Magisword, I'm never looking at garlic the same way again.
Nico: Me neither.
Jared: Who can blame you guys.
LOUD FART TOOT!
Jared farted like Garby did.
Jared: Whoops. Sorry.
Me: No worries son. Broccoli does the same thing to me too.
Qin: Jeez.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Who's up next?
Eli: I sense that Another Kerosan is coming.
Me: The Firedancing Demon Titan.
Qin: Wow!
Nico: This one will be interesting to see.
Lola: I love firedancing. It's awesome.
Nico: It sure is and it's a great and graceful work of dancing too.
Maria: Seriously, who's next?
Me: We were just wondering what the next Another Huntik Titan was too.
Maria: Oh no worries.
Lola: I'll do this one. I love dancing and I use fire sometimes in my ribbon dancing too.
Xenia: Awesome. You have the makings of a graceful firedancer Lola.
Lola: Thanks.
Lincoln: Lola used Firedancing combined with Ribbon Dancing in her pageants and become Little Miss Sirena Serpentina.
Nico: Cool! What's that?
Me: It's a special Firedancing Group that lives over in Los Angeles, California and they are great firedancers.
Qin: Wow!
Nico: That is cool!
Xenia: Yeah it is.
Then walls of fire were creeping up to us.
Nico: Get ready!
Me: Whoa!
Then out of a vortex of fire came a dark version of Kerosan! It was ANOTHER KEROSAN!
Lola: Whoa!
Xenia: Another Kerosan!
Jared: Wow! This one is infernal.
Sora Phaaze: You got that right.
Another Kerosan: (In a girls voice) Great entrance though.
Me: Jane Sirenia! Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and had orange and red clothes and had fire angel wings and she had a torch staff.
Jane Sirenia: But it's good to see you again J.D.
Me: You too Jane.
Nico: How do you know her?
Me: Jane is a great firedancer and she is an amazing and great master of fire and loves incredibly spicy foods like me.
Jane Sirenia: Yep.
Nico: That is awesome.
Lola: Sit back and let the fireworks happen. Literally! (sighs) Great. I'm starting to sound like Lori now.
Lori: (Offscreen) I HEARD THAT!
Lola: Sharp hearing. Oh wait the mandatory questions for this.
Me: Right. Jane are there any other opponents besides you?
Jane Sirenia: Yes there are. Another version of her.
She pointed to Vypra.
Vypra: Another version of me!?
Me: Whoa this will be interesting. Friendly or Hostile?
Jane Sirenia: Friendly. And this one knows you well J.D.
Me: Interesting.
Nico: Be on guard. Another Vypra could be anywhere!
We were on the alert.
But then a figure came out and it was ANOTHER VYPRA! She had black bat wings and black hair.
Me: Whoa!
Qin: Wow! Another Vypra!
Lola: Looking good!
Nico: Whoever you are, you've became the Another Version of Vypra. You should be honored.
Another Vypra: Oh I sure am.
Me: (GASP) That voice. Lorelai Vypra.
Vypra: (GASP) It can't be!?
Another Vypra: Yeah.
She reverted back and it was a blue version of Vypra but she had blue angel wings and had a blue sword and had blue hair and had blue eyes and black pants and a blue midriff top.
Lorelai Vypra: Been a long time twin sister.
WE GASPED IN SHOCK!
Nico: Vypra has a twin sister!?
Lola: WHOA MAN! First bad blood with Praxina and now we find out that she has a 2nd Sister.
Vypra and Lorelai then hugged each other for the first time in like ever.
Vypra: Sister I have so much to tell you.
Lorelai Vypra: I know. I know. I heard about everything from Swartz and how you were double crossed by Queen Bansheera.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Lorelai Vypra: He promised to help me get revenge on Bansheera.
Me: Well too late for that. Bansheera is gone for good. I gave her the Black Gates from the Dream World.
Nico: Yeah it's an amazing story.
Vypra: It's true sister.
Lorelai Vypra: I'm glad she is gone and I heard that Praxina is back too. J.D. can you give that witch the Black Gates as well?
Me: I was going to do just that. But Vypra already has her in the M.O.E. Prison.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Vypra said she plans to have her put into the M.O.E. in the future.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this Lorelai.
Lorelai Vypra: No worries J.D.
Vypra: Help her and take care of her J.D. But if I find out that you have done something to her I will give you the worst ever castration ever!
She had her sword pointed right at my crotch!
Me: (GULPS) Okay okay okay Vypra. You have my word.
Vypra: Good.
Lorelai turned into Another Vypra.
Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju gear!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Lets do it.
Nico: (gets out Vypra's Ridewatch) Don't worry about Praxina. She's been behaving herself ever since we caught her.
Another Vypra: Good. I hope so.
Me: That you can be sure of.
Another Vypra: Good.
Nico activated it and got Vypra's sword and they clashed and sparks flew all over.
He jumped back and fired a blast of lightning and smashed her down.
Nico: (gets out May Kanker's Ridewatch) Also, Vypra is a good opponent to have in the usual battles. And a damn good leader!
Another Vypra: That is for sure! I heard so much about what she was doing since the end of the Battle with Thanos and I'm proud of her.
Me: We all are. We weren't at first but now we are.
Nico activated it and I grabbed Nico and used him as a battering ram.
Me: Time to use your head Nico.
I ran fast.
Nico: BUT I DON'T WANT TO USE MY HEAD!
Me: (ROARS)
Nico: (SCREAMS)
SMASH!
We sent her flying and she smashed into a rock!
Nico: NICE!
She got up.
May Kanker: That was funny!
Me: Now Nico knows how Rex feels.
May: Have a drink! (ACTIVATES NASTY CANASTA'S RIDEWATCH)
She made a drink of Old Panther, Cobra Fang Juice and Hydrogen Bitters and Another Vypra drank it and she was acting funny.
Another Vypra: (Acting stupid) Mary had a wittle wamb, it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that Mary went the wamb was sure to go.
Shew acted like a wind up toy and flew into into the air and smashed into the ground.
Me: Never get tired of that gag!
May: Feel the power of Napoleon! (ACTIVATES MARCEL'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Maria: (gets out Cloaked Ghostfreak's Ridewatch) It's like I'm using one of Ben's aliens.
She activated it and flew in front of her.
Maria: Want to see something really scary?
She opened her shirt and scared her bad with a ghost image!
Maria: That was awesome.
She jumped back.
Maria: And this too. (ACTIVATES NES GHIDORAH'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired Gravity Lightning blasts and smashed her all over.
Tony Jones: Now here is a good one. (ACTIVATES MAY KANKER'S RIDEWATCH)
Me: Time to use your head Tony!
I ran fast with him like a battering ram!
Tony Jones: BUT I DON'T WANT TO USE MY HEAD!
Me: (ROARS)
Tony Jones: (SCREAMS)
SMASH!
She was smashed into a rock!
Another Vypra got up.
Then Duskmon, and his team consisting of Phantom Blot, Black Suit Spidey, Dark Bones, Snake Demon, and the Hell-Ementals came.
Nico: Nice team, Duskmon!
Duskmon: Thanks Nico. This is gonna be awesome.
Spiderman: Wow! I forgot what it was like for me wearing a black suit.
Black Suit Spiderman: It sure is different.
Lola: I'll say.
Duskmon: (to Another Vypra) Wait until you meet Dark.
Another Vypra: I know he will take great care of my sister.
Qin: He is a great boyfriend to her.
Me: Yep.
Then we saw a Wingull and a Pelipper appear.
Me: Wow a Wingull and Pelipper.
Maria: I think we found the next Gene Slammers.
Me: More like THEY found us.
Wingull: (In a girls voice) (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! We sure did.
Pelipper: (In a girls voice) (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! And it's going to be awesome.
Nico: Naomi and Nina Pepperdance!? Wow!
Me: Wait you mean the Great Cajun Creole Twins!? Wow! I love all the awesome food you made!
Wingull: Andouile! It's great food there.
Me: Boy every time I saw you girls cook on TV you made me hungry. And I love the hot sauces you made too.
Pelipper: Glad you like our food. We got this.
They fired Bubblebeam blasts and knocked down Another Vypra and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and I went and brought her over.
Tony Jones: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Wingull: Our favorites are when we made Nico all of his favorites from Louisiana.
Pelipper: Ooowee! We made an all you can eat buffet of food for him.
Nico: And I ate it all and man was it delicious. I even put their hottest hot sauce on some of it and man was it great.
Me: We'll have to try it all. Lets get you girls back to normal.
I put on my blind man glasses and Nico got out 2 red Leotards and I snapped my fingers and the boys covered their eyes.
They were back to normal. Nina was a girl with red hair and blue eyes and Naomi was a girl with purple hair and orange eyes.
Naomi Pepperdance: (Groans)
They put on their leotards.
Naomi Pepperdance: (Groans) Ooowee! I feel like I got hit by a boatload of Moonscar Island Peppers.
Nina Pepperdance: Me too.
They got up and Nico hugged them.
Nico: I missed you girls.
Naomi Pepperdance: We did too Nico. We did too.
Nina Pepperdance: We'll cook something for you guys later.
Me: Awesome.
Laney: We can't wait.
Lana: Comic Book Guy would like to try some too if that's okay.
Vypra: He loves his food.
Xenia: Yeah he sure does.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Lane, Howard The Duck, Miia, Cerea, Rachnera, and Fi are heading to Okinawa, Japan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls here, but we're also going to destroy an enemy of The Digimon Digital Heroes named Logan Gatlin.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Okinawa, Japan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls here, but, Digimon Digital Heroes, we got a problem: our old enemy, local thug, Logan Gatlin, has escaped from prison, and he still wants to destroy us all.
Haruhi Kamiya: Not that miserable thug again, I thought we trounced him and sent him running long ago.
Me: Oh boy, I have a feeling I'm not going to like hearing about this asshole.
Lincoln: You certainly aren't going to, J.D. Logan Gatlin is a heartless thug who terrorized all of Royal Woods for years, and he's also tried numerous times to kill us, and even worse, he worshipped The Seven Demon Lords, The Digimon Emperor, and that evil genocidal mad scientist lunatic, Kurata, for all the evil things they'd done to both The Digital World and the human world.
Nico: What a delusional fucking sicko.
Lincoln: He certainly is an absolute sicko. After he'd heard we destroyed The Seven Demon Lords long ago, along with throwing The Digimon Emperor in prison, and finally giving that delusional genocidal mad scientist, Kurata, The Black Gates, he eventually went absolutely insane, and now, he's here in Okinawa, and he still wants our heads on a pike for what we did to save the world.
Haruhi Kamiya: It's time that psychopathic sicko learns a very painful lesson on what happens when he worships three of the most dangerous evils ever to haunt the Digital World and the human world.
Lincoln: You got that right, Haruhi, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Lane.
Lane: You're welcome, Lincoln. Now, where's that sicko hiding at?!
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful girl with long red hair, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings, she has on a tiara with the Kamen Rider Saber logo, she's dressed in a short-sleeved red blouse, sleeveless red midriff top, necklace with the Kamen Rider Saber logo for the pendant, red skirt and she has the Brave Dragon and Elemental Dragon Wonder Ride Books on her waist, black pants, black knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with elemental forces, dragons, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the Kamen Rider Saber logo and holstered on her back is a massive Brave Dragon and Elemental Dragon-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Brave Dragon and Elemental Dragon etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged white blade, large crimson red dragon heads for the crossguard, large crimson red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large crimson red dragon heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large crimson red heads for the pommel, and in her hand is the Kaenken Rekka for the Brave Dragon, and she has the eleven girls with her.
Sailor Savrille: Whoa!
Qin: She looks just like Kita Yuan, because of the tiara and necklace with the Kamen Rider Saber logo.
Girl: I do, but not exactly, in fact, I'm someone that Lincoln knows all too well, and I also got the eleven girls away from that thug.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Taylor Kamiyama, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Saber, I knew it was you, it's really awesome to see you again.
?: I WILL KILL YOU STUPID DIGIMON HEROES FOR DESTROYING THE SEVEN DEMON LORDS AND I WILL KILL ALL OF TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM FOR WHAT YOU DID TO THE DIGIMON EMPEROR AND KURATA!
We saw our target: Logan Gatlin, the heartless thug and fanatical worshipper of The Seven Demon Lords, The Digimon Emperor, and that evil genocidal mad scientist lunatic, Kurata. He's a thug with black hair, eyes full of hatred and insanity, and he's dressed in black punk clothes.
Lincoln: Should've known you'd show up right on time, Logan, now we can teach you a lesson.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Lane and his team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Logan Gatlin, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired elemental blades from powerful swings of his massive greatsword, and the blades pierced Logan Gatlin and he was pinned to a wall like he was crucified, then Lincoln sprouted out two muscular tentacles from his back and on the tips are suckers, and as they latched onto Logan Gatlin's chest, they began to suck out and drain him dry of every last drop of blood. Then, as soon as Lincoln was done, the tentacles then unlatched themselves and went back, Logan Gatlin looked like a lifeless corpse, and when his spirit appeared, Lincoln drew the Judgement Kanji on his forehead, and he was sent to The Black Gates for good. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That'll teach you never to come after us ever again, you ruthless thug. (To Taylor Kamiyama) And it's so good to see you again, Taylor Kamiyama.
Taylor Kamiyama: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Taylor Kamiyama and he hugged her, and Taylor Kamiyama is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were eight, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Taylor Kamiyama: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eight-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new. You really grew a lot, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Taylor Kamiyama, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Saber, she's my Guardian Angel from Japan and she's my classmate in Gym. Just like Kita Yuan, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Saber, Taylor Kamiyama was born and blessed with incredible elemental powers and immortality, and she introduced me to Kamen Rider Saber when we were eight years old, and have watched every episode ever since.
Megan Kiraton: I introduced him to the other incarnations of Kamen Rider when we were seven years old, but Taylor was indeed the one who introduced him to Kamen Rider Saber.
Lincoln: That's right, Megan, and I made Taylor a tiara with the Kamen Rider Saber logo on it and necklace with Kamen Rider Saber logo for the pendant, and to show thanks, she kissed me on the lips. And you all are going to be in for one explosive surprise: Taylor Kamiyama is also the sister of Touma Kamiyama A.K.A. Kamen Rider Saber.
CLANG CLANG!
My jaw dropped to the floor and so did Nico's.
Lincoln put our jaws back.
Nico: Wait, what?!
Me: So, Taylor is...?!
Touma: Yes, she's my sister alright, and it's so good to see you again, Taylor.
Taylor Kamiyama: You too, Touma.
Lincoln: Plus, she heard of what we did to that delusional lunatic, Storius, last year, and she was glad to be rid of that monster.
Me: We all are, and she, like her brother, also has The Brave Dragon and Elemental Dragon Wonder Ride Books, awesome.
Lincoln: Yep, along with the Kaenken Rekka, the weapon of Kamen Rider Saber, and a massive Brave Dragon and Elemental Dragon-themed Greatsword and she hates Flip with a burning passion.
Taylor Kamiyama: And I've got quite a tale to tell you all of how I set his butt on fire with a page I read from the Brave Dragon Book. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something I want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right?
Taylor Kamiyama: How did you know about...?!
Lincoln's harem showed everyone the marks Lincoln left on them when he bit them and fed on their blood.
Taylor Kamiyama: Oh, I knew it, I knew you'd start marking your future wives sooner or later.
Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes turned deep red as he went up to Taylor Kamiyama, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her, and his deep red eyes turn back to deep sapphire blue.
Taylor Kamiyama: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Taylor Kamiyama's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Taylor Kamiyama: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Taylor Kamiyama.
Taylor Kamiyama had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eleven girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The eleven girls are Naoko Izumi, Mayuko Asano, Chikako Shirai, Saeko Iijima, and Miyabi Aizawa from Great Teacher Onizuka, Mila from Dead or Alive, and Alice Carrol, Annie Murakami, Cassandra, Pupa Salgueiro, and Sonia Romanenko from Rage of the Dragons.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Naoko Izumi, Mayuko Asano, Chikako Shirai, Saeko Iijima, and Miyabi Aizawa from Great Teacher Onizuka, Mila from Dead or Alive, and Alice Carrol, Annie Murakami, Cassandra, Pupa Salgueiro, and Sonia Romanenko from Rage of the Dragons.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lynn Baker: (Gasps) Oh man, Alice, Annie, Cassandra, Pupa, and Sonia were here?! Thank goodness Taylor got them away from that lunatic.
Lincoln: She sure did, that's what happens when you mess with one of my Guardian Angels. And are you girls okay?
Naoko Izumi: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Naoko Izumi and the other ten girls saw who it was that saved them from Logan Gatlin, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting behind his back and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and a blue aura around him.
Naoko Izumi: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Naoko Izumi: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eleven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Naoko Izumi, Mayuko Asano, Chikako Shirai, Saeko Iijima, Miyabi Aizawa, Mila, Alice Carrol, Annie Murakami, Cassandra, Pupa Salgueiro, and Sonia Romanenko with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out that the villain we went after was an old enemy of The Digimon Digital Heroes named Logan Gatlin, a heartless thug who terrorized all of Royal Woods for years, and also tried numerous times to kill the Digimon Digital Heroes, and even worse, he worshipped The Seven Demon Lords, The Digimon Emperor, and that evil genocidal mad scientist, Kurata, for all the evil things they'd done to both The Digital World and the human world, and after he'd heard that Lincoln and The Digimon Digital Heroes destroyed The Seven Demon Lords long ago, and us throwing The Digimon Emperor in prison and gave Kurata The Black Gates, he went absolutely insane, but was sent running, but he still wanted our heads on a pike for what we did to save the world.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating that insane thug down and Lincoln finishing him off by using the Star Vampire's feeding method of using those muscular tentacles he'd sprouted from his back to suck out and drain him dry of every last drop of blood and sending his spirit to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln and Taylor Kamiyama have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: At least, that lunatic has been destroyed for good, and we met the Embodiment of Kamen Rider Saber on Lincoln's side, and she's also Touma's sister, that's awesome.
Lincoln: It sure is.
Me: Which means that the other Embodiments of the Kamen Rider Saber team are also relatives of Touma's team, nice.
Nico: And the Embodiment of Storious is Storious' sister, but she hates her brother that much.
Lincoln: That's right.
After finally destroying Logan Gatlin and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Taylor Kamiyama saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Taylor Kamiyama: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Taylor, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Taylor Kamiyama: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Taylor Kamiyama: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Umihana, Sara, Darla, Andrea, Jennifer, Tari, Mari, Tari, Tara, Sora, Kaede, and Taylor, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Umihana Kamihara: Oh, I remembered this one time, Lincoln, along with me, Sara, Darla, Andrea, Jennifer, Tari, Mari, Tari, Tara, Sora, and Kaede had an awesome time swimming at Lake Huron, and we were doing some martial arts underwater. But, then, we heard a loud burp as the ground shook like crazy, but even from underneath the water, we knew there was no mistaking that loud burp from anywhere: it was Lynn, and she was on the rampage again. We saw her jump into Lake Huron and she was about to attack us, but Lincoln and I used our underwater karate and we defeated her, she may be used to land karate, but we're both masters of karate both on land and in water.
Sandy Cheeks: Whew, remind me to have a sparring session with y'all one day, I want to see this for myself.
Tari Ginka: We will, Sandy.
Lincoln: Lynn's attempt to kill us eventually ended in failure for her though, after we defeated her and I tied her up again, we got out of Lake Huron and dragged Lynn home where we told Mom and Dad of what she tried to do, and as a result, Lynn got grounded for two months, and we soon found out Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were also involved in the plot, and they got grounded for three months, and we threw Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan in separate metal cages, while we threw Lynn in a metal box, and she roared and punched at the door to try and burst out, but Umihana gave her the finger, and that set Lynn off as she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla again.
Nico: Sheesh, Lynn was a monster with that Dark Side of hers.
Lincoln: And when a Packing Day is declared, she becomes even more of a monster. But, I showed her what a real monster looked like on that very Packing Day when she attacked Miyuki years ago.
Taylor Kamiyama: Lynn had it coming that day, okay, now for my turn. One day, Lincoln and I were finishing doing some shopping at the supermarket, and it was only us since Mr. and Mrs. Loud had to look after Lily, Luna, Laney, Lucy, and Lana were with their friends, Leni was at Reinengers' for work, and Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were grounded in their rooms after I busted them for trying to kill Lincoln again. But, then, as we were walking home, we heard a really loud bellow of rage and Lincoln caught the stench of an unwashed cheapskate, and we saw who it was heading for us: Flip, Royal Woods' stupid mutant cheapskate, and he was really enraged, but before he could attack, Lincoln fired a powerful fireball at Flip and he went flying into a tree. Then, I read a verse from my Wonder Ride Book, and a dragon appeared and it fired a breath of fire at Flip's butt and he got burned badly. Then, Lincoln called the cops and Flip got arrested and sent back to prison, this time, he got another Life Sentence added to the Life Sentences he's been accumulating.
Me: Whoa, so that red dragon I saw that day..., that was you?!
Taylor Kamiyama: Yep.
Nico: Sheesh, Flip made the big mistake in trying to mess with your sister, Touma.
Touma: He sure did.
May: But, that was some awesome work using your Wonder Ride Book to give Flip a nasty dose of pain, Taylor.
Taylor Kamiyama: Thanks, May. So, is it also true that you guys have Wonder Ride Books imbued with the powers of your archenemies in The Masters of Evil?
Lincoln: Yeah, we do, and there's only one person to blame for that: Swartz.
Touma: When the team told us of what Swartz did, we were absolutely pissed off, but we're glad he got The Black Gates for good.
Me: Same here.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Menoa Bellucci, Sonya, Anna, Catherine Deneuve, Narissa, Shauna, and Natasha are heading to Kujukuri Beach in Japan.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Menoa Bellucci, Sonya, Anna, Catherine Deneuve, Narissa, Shauna, and Natasha were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Menoa Bellucci, Sonya, Anna, Catherine Deneuve, Narissa, Shauna, and Natasha had feelings for Lincoln, and he had the very same feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant.
Menoa Bellucci: Wow, so this is Kujukiri Beach, awesome.
Lincoln: I've never been here before, but from what I heard from my Guardian Angels from Japan and our friends from Japan, Kujukiri Beach is amazing, and it's also a perfect spot to do some surfing. Shall we?
Lincoln, Menoa Bellucci, Sonya, Anna, Catherine Deneuve, Narissa, Shauna, and Natasha dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there and they also did some surfing, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Menoa Bellucci, Sonya, Anna, Catherine Deneuve, Narissa, Shauna, and Natasha got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Menoa Bellucci, Sonya, Anna, Catherine Deneuve, Narissa, Shauna, and Natasha, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Menoa Bellucci, Sonya, Anna, Catherine Deneuve, Narissa, Shauna, and Natasha placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face.
Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Kujukiri Beach, eh, Linky?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Menoa Bellucci, Sonya, Anna, Catherine Deneuve, Narissa, Shauna, and Natasha with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Menoa Bellucci, Sonya, Anna, Catherine Deneuve, Narissa, Shauna, and Natasha are now part of your harem, awesome!
Nico: And you guys went to Kujukiri Beach?! I haven't been there in a long time.
Me: I've heard about it before, but I've never gone there.
Lincoln: It's really awesome, and it's also a perfect spot to do some surfing there.
Later it was time for Nerissa's final mission.
William: Anyone else want to go with Nerissa? Besides Kairi Yano, Lupin, and Keiichiro?
Caleb: I'll go.
Me: Caleb are you sure?
Caleb: Yes I am.
Me: Well okay. Anyone else?
Robin: Me and the titans will go too.
Me: Okay lets go.
We were off to the 31st Century in Universe 10.
UNIVERSE 10 - 31ST CENTURY!
We arrived and saw the legion fighting the Legion of Supervillains!
Me: Whoa it's Mekt's teammates!
Nico: Lets go!
We went at them and punched and pounded and pulverized them!
Legion Superman: Hey guys!
Me: Hope we're not too late to join the party!
I punched Ron Karr and knocked him out.
Chameleon Boy: (to Ron Karr) I remember you helping to save my home planet, dude. Consider getting you recruited even.
Ron Karr: Well things change.
Me: You can always get recruited into our frenemies in the Masters of Evil
Twilight Sparkle: That's right.
Wave: You guys are a really formidable force.
Maria: So we have heard.
Maria fired waves of water and smashed her down.
Starfire blasted down Ty.
Ferro Lad: We heard that you've included some of us in your teams. Honestly, us helping you guys out on rescues before the big day doesn't bother us.
Me: Oh thank goodness.
Nico: We're glad to have you with us as guests before the big day.
Laney: Yeah this will be awesome.
Nico: (to Legion Superman) Has anyone told you that you sound like Ben Tennyson?
Me: I was just about to point that out.
Legion Superman: I sure do sound like him don't I?
Me: Yeah you sure do.
Eli: That is coincidental.
Me: Yeah. Both Kal L and Superman here sound like him. Kal L. sounds like Sasuke too.
Kal L.: An Evil Sasuke?
Me: No the good Sasuke. Even though they sound alike they both sound like they do have the same voice.
Nico: That is true.
Bouncing Boy: We had a great time.
Legion Superman: How about you guys?
Me: We went to Paris, France for an awesome time of L'amour.
Nico: Yeah it was fun.
Lana: Yeah.
Nerissa: Have any other villains caused trouble since the last visit?
Me: I was just about to ask that.
Saturn Girl: Just one of them.
Me: Let me guess, the Fatal 5?
Phantom Girl: Yes! How did you know?
Me: Just call it a hunch.
Maria: Yeah. Also I had a feeling that Nerissa's final mission would involve them.
Me: Same here. Also Mitsuzane Kureshima the Gaim team rider of the Grape Arms has the prime universe version of Emerald Empress as his archenemy.
Nico: It's true.
Legion Superman: Wow that is intense.
Lupin: You guys try to find them. I'll go outside to take in the sights.
Me: Okay.
He went to find some valuables from criminals to swipe stuff from.
Me: Lupin and his gang hand a REALLY potent reputation of stealing only from criminals.
Nico: Yep.
Legion Superman: That is amazing.
Me: Yep. Oh.
I gave the Legion all their own legend items.
Me: Here are all your legend items guys.
Bouncing Boy: Nice!
Lupin went outside... only to find the entire Fatal Five there.
Emerald Empress: Hi. Can the Legion come out to play?
Lupin immediately went back inside.
Kairi Yano: Changed your mind?
Lupin: Slow criminal day.
Eli: I sense them! They are RIGHT Outside!
Me: Boy that was fast!
Nico: Saves us the trouble of having to hunt them down.
Me: Lets get them!
We went to face them.
We were facing THE FATAL FIVE!
Me: Sarya of Venegar A.K.A. Emerald Empress.
Emerald Empress: Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: Along with Nyeun Chun Ti A.K.A. Persuader, Mano, Tharok and Validus.
Validus: Nice to see you know who we are.
Me: Nice to know that we made an impression.
Emerald Empress: So, you really thought you could move onto Imperiex and leave us behind?
Legion Superman: To be fair, Imperiex was more evil.
Me: He's right on that.
Eli: Sorry we left you guys out.
Me: Looks like it's time for a big time asskicking!
Eli: Yeah!
Kairi Yano: Kaitou Change!
Keiichiro: Keisatsu Change!
They transformed!
Kairi Yano: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPINRED!
Keiichiro: PAT1!
Kairi Yano: (to Persuader) Here's an advance notice: We're taking your treasure!
Keiichiro: (to Tharok) In the name of the GSPO, We're taking you down by force!
Me: And we're going to kick all your big ugly fucking asses!
Keiichiro fired his VS Changer at Tharok. Kairi Yano followed Keiichiro's example and somersaulted towards Persuader, Mano charged at Legion Superman, Nerissa flew towards Emerald Empress, and Lupin jumped to avoid Validus' fist.
I teleported and punched Mano in his face and fired energy blasts and blasted him all over.
Emerald Empress fired a green energy blast at me and I teleported and it hit Mano instead!
Mano: (to Legion Superman) Been a while since I fought you.
Legion Superman: (gets out Universe 666 Toneri Ōtsutsuki's Fullbottle) Well, I've learned some new tricks since then.
UNIVERSE 666 TONERI ŌTSUTSUKI! UNIVERSE 666 ANUBIS! BEST MATCH!
He turned into an awesome green fire version of Naruto's Tailed Beast Mode and fired blasts of green energy balls and smashed down Mano all over in intensely powerful explosions!
Nico: WHOA! What power!
Me: AWESOME! Just like in 150,000 years.
Nico: Yep.
Validus: (to Lupin) Hold still, will you?!
Lupin: (gets out Bug-Eaten's Fullbottle): Alright. But you're gonna be sorry that I did.
BUG-EATEN! MTG PLAGUE RATS! BEST MATCH!
He grew rat teeth and bit Validus!
CRUNCH!
Validus screamed!
Validus then got REALLY REALLY SICK!
He was HURLING HIS GUTS OUT!
Persuader: (to Kairi Yano) Not gonna steal my axe?
Kairi Yano: (gets out Don Octavio's Fullbottle) Nah. It's too big for my taste
DON OCTAVIO! GENERAL TSAO! BEST MATCH!
He fired waves of energy and blasted him down.
Lola fired waves of fire and blasted him and burned him.
Tharok: Always wanted to take down a cop!
Keiichiro: (gets out El Jefe's Fullbottle) Careful what you wish for!
EL JEFE! BIG TOE! BEST MATCH!
He fired waves of lightning and fire and blasted Tharok down!
I fired waves of energy and blasted down Emerald Empress.
Me: You know Sarya, this is your Prime Universe Archenemy's power.
EMERALD EMPRESS! EMERALD! BEST MATCH!
I fired a green energy blast and blasted her down.
Emerald Empress tried to use her Emerald Eye on Nerissa.
Emerald Empress: Now, look into the eye.
Nerissa: Sorry. But I've used mind control before. You think I'm not immune to it?
Nerissa fired a massive lightning blast and it hit her and electrocuted her.
Nico fired waves of energy and lightning and blasted them down.
Unknown to us, the next Gene Slammer was watching.
It jumped out.
Then a psychic energy wave was felt and all the Fatal Five were brought together and we flew and tied them all up.
Me: Whoa! Nice!
Nico: That was great! Thanks Saturn Girl!
Saturn Girl: Uh I didn't do anything.
Kairi Yano: Furthermore... adieu!
Keiichiro: Mission complete!
Me: Consider all 5 of your asses kicked!
Nico: Big time!
?: By me.
We saw a Gardevoir!
Me: Whoa a Gardevoir.
Laney: Beautiful Pokemon.
Gardevoir: (In a girls voice) (Posh Accent) Oh I am a very beautiful Pokemon aren't I darlings.
Nico: Margaret Gilroy!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl that had green hair in the same style as Rarity's and had green eyes and pink and green clothes with jewels on them.
Me: Wait a second you're another awesome top dog fashion designer that I remember seeing in some fashion magazines that Leni had.
Leni: (GASP) O.M. Gosh! It's totes an honor to meet you! I didn't know you were one of Nico's friends.
Margaret Gilroy: I most certainly am and it's amazing to meet you all darlings.
Me: Same to you Margaret.
Legion Superman: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Margaret Gilroy: My favorite is when me and Nico made this absolutely beautiful designer dress for an amazing gala that was being held in England.
Me: Wait the famous Watermelon Tourmaline Diamond Dress was your doing!?
Nico: Yep.
Me: Whoa! That dress is beautiful!
Leni: O.M. Gosh! That dress is so totes gorge.
Lola: It sure is!
Laney: No kidding. That is so cool!
Margaret Gilroy: It sure is.
Nico and Margaret hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Margaret Gilroy: Me too darling. Me too.
Legion Superman: Nerissa, ever since I met you, I've seen you as a big sister.
Nerissa: Really? Oh Superman.
She and Superman gently hugged
Me: So awesome.
Later we came back.
May: Hey guys. How did it go?
Me: Really awesome!
We told everyone everything and more and it was awesome.
May: Whoa that is awesome!
Qin: Yeah it sure was awesome!
Xenia: YEAH!.
May: Missy, for your first mission, Ultimate Alliance Iron Man and 2 Rabbids should go with you.
Missy Rodgers: Good idea! This is gonna be awesome!
Me: Yep and you're going to love your missions Missy. You're going to Eden City to help the Zevo-3 team.
Missy Rodgers: Neat!
Me: Yep.
We were at the table and we were eating LOTS of awesome and great foods made by Nina and Naomi.
Homer: (DROOLS) These are all my favorites.
We had all of Homer's awesome favorite foods: Cajun Crawfish, Lamb Tagine, Grilled Lamb Sausage, Zucchini Bisque, Crab Meat Po'boy, Duck Po'boy, Chicken Sausage Po'boy, Crawfish Sausage Po'boy, Cochon De Lait Po'boy, Turkey Giardiniera Po'boy, Roast Beef Po'boy, Alligator Po'boy, Catfish Amandine, Crawfish Amandine, Crawfish Étouffée, Boiled Crawfish, Cajun Shrimp and Duck Pasta, Fried Crab Cake, Pecan Catfish, Blackened Redfish, Seafood Mirliton Casserole, Fried Chicken, Fried Green Tomatoes, Stuffed Shrimp, Muffuletta, Barbecue Brisket Sandwich, Barbecue Chicken Sandwich, Smoky Bacon Greens, Seafood Au Gratin Seafood Gumbo, Chicken Gumbo, Jumbalaya, Spinach Artichocke, Creole Sweet Potato Pone, Red Beans and Rice with Sausage, Veggie Red Beans and Rice, Pralines in Cookies, Oyster Pralines, Oyster Shots, Oyster Patties, Bananas Foster, King Cake, Dixie Cake, Pecan Pie, Cajun Boudin, Boudin Balls, Crawfish Rémoulade, Shrimp and Lump Crabmeat Ravigote, Au Croissant Crawfish Po'boy, and Yaka Mein.
Flik: This is really good food.
Nina Pepperdance: Thanks Flik.
Me: (Eating Jumbalaya) Mmm! So good.
Naomi Pepperdance: We also have these too.
She got out one of our all time favorites. HOT SAUCES!
They had a massive number of flavors too.
Timon: (gets some of Pumbaa's food) Hey, you gonna have that?
Pumbaa: Hey, that's mine!
Me: Now now guys there's plenty for everyone. Velma are you still intolerant of spicy?
Velma: I'm afraid so. My body tolerates spicy even less than someone ending a sentence with a preposition.
Nico: Ouch.
Naomi: Ooowee. But J.D. loves our food. Especially this.
She pulled out a bottle of glowing neon blue hot sauce! It was called THE FROSTBYTE APOCALYPSE OF HONDURAS NOVA SAUCE! It was emitting a low hum like a nuclear fuel rod.
Me: Whoa and you girls made all these hot sauces?
Nina: We sure did.
Me: This is gonna be good.
I started with the mildest one: Bayou Jalapeño. I put it on some Cajun Boudin and ate it and it was tasty.
Me: Mmm! Delicious.
Qin tried some.
Qin: Mmm! Yummy.
Cybertron Crumplezone: That must be the spiciest!
Naomi: No that's the mildest flavor. The Frostbyte Apocalypse of Honduras Nova sauce is the most hottest we made.
Comic Book Guy: But all the food is absolutely delicious.
Qin: It sure is.
Me: Hey Nico!
Nico: What is it?
Me: I challenge you to a spice off. Whoever can eat these 10 hottest flavors without crying wins and leads the team for the day!
Nico: (GASP) Oh you are on!
Highbrow: This should be interesting.
Me and Nico got to eating and then we were trying the hottest hot sauces.
Me: Time for the final boss level. You scared?
Nico: No way!
I put the glowing blue nightmare hotsauce on a bunch of po boy sandwiches and me and Nico ate it all down.
But then we glowed neon blue and our bodies rose in temperature and Nico's eyes had atomic supernova explosions in them and he was sweating waterfalls.
But then…
Nico: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
He screamed and blue fire exploded out of his mouth and he ran around like a chicken with its head cut off!
Nico: WATER! WATER! WATER! WATER!
Maria splashed him with water and a massive cloud of steam came out of his mouth!
Nico: Aaaaaahhh…. Looks like J.D. wins…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive blast of blue fire exploded from my mouth and it hit Nico and smashed him into the a sand barrier and knocked him down!
I absorbed all the fire!
Me: WOW! (COUGHS) That was intense!
Nico: Fine. You can lead. But only for today!
Me: Sorry Nico. That blast of fire was completely unintentional. But you did great too.
Nico: Thanks. And no worries.
Me: That was the hottest hot sauce I've ever had. And it was great.
We finished eating our meal and we were stuffed.
Me: Ahh. Man I am stuffed. (BURPS) Scuse me.
Qin: (BELCH) Me too. Pardon me.
Nico: Man that was great! Awesome meal girls.
Nina Pepperdance: Thanks Nico.
Eli: Everything was so delicious.
A Swellow was watching.
Then we saw it.
Me: Hey a Swellow.
Laney: Cool.
Swellow: (In a girls voice) That was an awesome meal you all had.
Nico: Jackie Yellowstone! Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with blue and green clothes and had green hair and a ranger hat on.
Jackie Yellowstone: Park Ranger Jackie Yellowstone reporting.
Laney: Awesome! What park do you work at?
Jackie Yellowstone: Grand Canyon.
Me: Beautiful place. Largest natural canyon in North America.
Xenia: Yep.
May: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Jackie Yellowstone: My favorite is when me and Nico found an ancient Anasazi Treasure in a cliff dwelling temple. We found the Amulet of Pawa.
Me: The goddess of the Moon in the Anasazi Myth.
Nicole: That's amazing.
Lola: Yeah!
Me: Boy the Grand Canyon is amazing.
Jackie Yellowstone: It sure is. And that amulet I'm still wearing to this day.
She had it around her neck. It was a blue and yellow jeweled moon amulet.
Nicole: Wow that is beautiful.
Lola: I'll say.
Jackie Yellowstone: It sure is.
Nnico and Jackie hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you Jackie.
Jackie Yellowstone: Me too Nico. Me too.
Comic Book Guy: I can honestly say this too. Best. Meal. Ever.
Qin: It sure was Jeff.
Homer: Boy we were hungry.
Lola: We sure were.
Camie: Yeah. I'm stuffed.
Me: I'm not eating anything else for the rest of the day.
Laney: Me neither.
Broccoli Guy: Nico, which teams have you today?
Nico: Taranee's team will include Hiita the Fire Charmer, Krystal Flemmington, Lea, Shiho and Sci Twi. Tecna's team will include Merida, Nadine Tyrannus, 2018 Dark Phoenix, Helena Helios and Sophia Kitka.
Me: Awesome! Wait the Dark Phoenix from the 2018 movie Dark Phoenix? I love that movie!
Nico: Me too J.D.
Aligned Bumblebee: I remember watching that movie with you guys.
Maria: That was so fun!
William: It sure was!
Me: I remember you guys had a great time watching that one.
Eli: Yeah.
Nico: Yep.
Lincoln: 2 of my guardian angels is perfect.
Helena Helios: It sure is!
Nico: Yep.
The previous group came.
Red Guy: HELLO It's me the Red Guy!
Ben Ravencroft: Can me, Shiv, Beautiful Gorgeous, Ragdoll, Eccentro, Bonz, Multiplex, Dumbbelltron, King Hiss, and Zexion go with you guys?
Heart: Me, Nightstrike, Lipsyncher the lipstick monster, Indigestible Wad, Red guy, Beany the Braindead Bison, Count Marzo, Laughing Ghosts, Kaa, and Spellbinder will come too.
Me: You sure can guys.
Nico: I gave J.D. permission to lead the team for the day.
Me: And I have just the mission for us too. We're going to San Ricardo and we're going to battle one of Puss N Boots's enemies.
Puss N Boots: It will be amazing for us.
Qin: Sweet!
Shiv: (Sniffs) Ew! I still smell garlic.
Me: Oh sorry. Nico, Juran and Gaon got the living shit beaten out of them by Hoppus who was under the influence of the Cursed Garlic Magisword.
Laney: Yeah it smelled horrible.
Me: Yeah not even vampires like Count Spankulot would want to go anywhere near anyone that smells like that big an amount of garlic.
Xenia: Yeah.
Chill Bill: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Masquerin and Breloom next.
Qin: Interesting.
Me: Yeah. I hope you have someone you know that is related to the great Harry Houdini that is the Masquerin Gene-slammer.
Lola: That would be awesome and cool.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Lorexxa, another member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, and she's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Lorexxa of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah on the move?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and she's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans.
Nico: Just as we expected, but we're more than ready for Lorexxa, right, Irina?
Irina Han: Right, and just like what happened, she's going to transform by drinking that potion with 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, so Lincoln will separate her King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form from her real form and absorb the King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.
Annalise Halston: While you and Nico destroy Lorexxa and give her The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Those deranged fanatics have really been playing with fire when they created that potion, don't they have any idea of what that stuff will do to them should they dare to consume it.
Nico: Unfortunately not. Alright, gang, let's go, we got an adventure happening at San Ricardo.
Lincoln: This is going to be so awesome, we get to see Puss in Boots' hometown way before he met Shrek and his friends in Far Far Away, and once we get done with the villain awaiting us, you better be ready to die, Lorexxa.
Irina Han: You better be ready to suffer, Lorexxa, for you shall be consumed by the darkness of The Netherworld, and your soul will know nothing but eternal suffering.
Puss In Boots: Amigos, I've kept you waiting long enough. It's time I showed you where my adventures all began.
Shiv: Lead the way!
Nightstrike: It'll be nice to see friends from your past.
Me: Lets head out people!
We were off to San Ricardo!
SAN RICARDO - WORLD OF SHREK
We arrived in the world of Shrek and we were in the land of San Ricardo.
Me: Wow! So this is the village of San Ricardo.
Nico: It's beautiful.
Eli: It is awesome.
Camie: I'll say.
Me: Boy this place would make an amazing vacation spot.
Puss in Boots: Take a good look. Here is where I started out.
Eye Five: This is a nice place.
Me: It sure is.
Shrek: Boy Puss this is a really nice place lad.
Puss In Boots: It's home.
Me: Boy everyone here looks like they are living the life of happiness.
Beautiful Gorgeous: Are any of your friends here?
Lipsyncher the lipstick monster: It would be nice to meet them.
Puss In Boots: Here comes one now.
We saw Kitty Softpaws She was being chased by a bunch of thugs!
Nico: Kitty So
Puss In Boots: Lets take them down J.D.
Me: You got it amigo!
Me and Puss went at them and punched and slashed and kicked the thugs down and I took my sword and carved the letter J in the middle of his forehead.
Me: (Imitating Zorro) (Spanish Accent) To let the devil know who sent you.
Kitty Softpaws: Thanks for that guys and Puss it's awesome you're back!
Puss In Boots: Same to you Kitty.
Grave Clobber: You must be Puss' girlfriend. I bet you know what he's been up to these last several years.
Kitty Softpaws: I sure have and I'm so proud of Puss.
Me: We all are. Awesome to meet you Kitty.
Kitty Softpaws: Same here to you all and it's an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm. I heard you all destroyed Fairy Godmother and Lord Farquaad.
Me: Well you're half right. No we didn't destroy Lord Farquaad. But we took on Fairy Godmother and Prince Charming.
Pipp Petals: We sure did and it was totes amazing.
Lola: It sure was.
Kitty Softpaws: And you must be his ogre and donkey friends.
Ragdoll: That's them.
Shrek: (laughs) Take a picture, lass. It'll last longer.
Indigestible Wad: Puss has been a great help to them.
Me: Yep. Meet Shrek and Donkey.
Shrek: Pleasure to meet you.
Donkey: Same here.
Swift Foot: Are you a siamese cat?
Kitty Softpaws: Not really sure myself.
Qin: But you and Puss are both awesome.
Puss: We get that a lot.
Xenia: Yeah.
Me: We also came to destroy one of your enemies.
Red Guy: And no. It ain't Humpty. We know he redeemed himself.
Eccentro: Speaking of whom, is he here?
A figure came out and it was Humpty Alexander Dumpty.
Humpty Dumpty: Awesome to see you guys!
Me: Same to you Humpty. You are a true hero and you saved this world too.
Nico: Yep.
Me: I have a pretty good idea on who it is.
Eli: Jack Horner?
Me: Jack Horner.
Nico: Oh boy.
Camie: What can you tell us about him?
Me: He is a ruthless monster and a powerhungry crime lord.
I went over his history.
Big Jack Horner is introduced in the film judging his company's new pie connoisseur, when he is joined by the Serpent Sisters who have brought him the map to the Wishing Star as requested. Big Jack Horner takes them to his trophy room where he shows them all the magical memorabilia he has collected and collected over the years, but still calling them "trinkets" compared to the Wishing Star. While viewing the map savoring the wish with which he would become the master of all magic, however, one of the Serpent Sisters asks him about the rhyme for which he became famous, and this reminds him of when as a child he used to perform on the streets in his classic nursery rhyme calling himself "Little Jack Horner" and being overtaken by magical creatures like Pinocchio, and Big Jack Horner claims that now that side of him "that had nothing magical about it" is long dead.
When paying the Serpent Sisters, Jack Horner offers them the Hand of King Midas so that one of them will be turned into gold, as he promised "their weight in gold". At that moment Baby Bear bursts into the room, causing Goldilocks, the Three Bears, Puss and Kitty to face Jack. The latter immediately recognizes Kitty, having worked for him in the past, but in the confusion generated by the Three Bears the two cats escape with the map. Big Jack Horner tries to block them using a trident to hit the flying carpet they were escaping with, but in the end Puss and Kitty still manage to escape and Big Jack Horner decides to gather the Baker's Dozen, to take all his magical objects and creatures and put them all inside his bag (except Cinderella's glass slipper which he promptly throws to the wall) and, having transformed a pumpkin into a tank with Fairy Godmother's wand, set off in pursuit of the enemies by locating them using a crystal ball.
Once they arrive in the Dark Forest, they find Goldilocks and the Three Bears and Jack throws them off the road by hitting them with Excalibur, and then continues on to the field of flowers, the first evidence of the map wielded by Perrito. Jack orders his subordinates to cut them down, but when the plants rebel and start killing some members of the Baker's Dozen Jack Horner decides to resort to his weapons. He brings out what he thinks is a magical locust and orders it to eat the plants, but it turns out to be the Ethical Bug (the movie's version of the Talking Cricket from Pinocchio), who tries to convince him to help his subordinates despite Jack saying he doesn't want to bother with what happens to his subordinates. After that, Jack takes the Phoenix out of his endless bag and uses it as a flamethrower, burning the plants and thus being able to continue his journey.
Once they get to the river, Jack kidnaps Perrito and, threatening him with the unicorn's horn despite the Ethical Bug trying to dissuade him, tries to persuade Puss and Kitty to give him the map, however as Goldilocks and the Three Bears arrive, a free-for-all battle ensues to get the map. Jack tries to hit Puss using the unicorn horn, however he ends up hitting three of his underlings killing them and exploding them into confetti, to the shock of both Puss and the Ethical Bug. Eventually, Kitty is distracted by seeing Puss running away and Goldilocks takes the map, changing locations and separating from the other two groups, despite Jack Horner trying to shoot her and the Three Bears with unicorn horns.
As he continues his journey through the Dark Forest, Jack keeps an eye on the cats and Goldilocks through his crystal ball, wondering whether to let the cats retrieve the map and then kill them or kill them all and forget about it, all while traversing a ravine using his subordinates as a bridge. This leads the Ethical Bug to ask him about his past hoping to bring out the good in him, but Jack claims he's always had junk like "parents, stability, and a business to inherit one day" and that only after expressing wishing to have all the magic in the world just to himself would be truly happy, which leaves the Ethical Bug totally shocked. Jack Horner ignores this and still takes his tank through the bridge of his underlings, which doesn't hold and ends up collapsing along with the tank, with all of the Baker's Dozen dead except for one underling, who clung to the ravine in time, horrifying the Ethical Bug, who then renounces trying to change Jack and defines him as an "irredeemable monster". For his part, Big Jack Horner sarcastically tells him that it took too long to understand this and flicks him away, only to save his only surviving subordinate because she's only one who does not talk too much.
Jack Horner and his only underling make it to the Wishing Star just before Puss can make his wish in front of Kitty and Perrito, claiming it for Jack. However, upon the arrival of Goldilocks and the three Bears, a free-for-all battle ensues to take possession of the map. Big Jack Horner uses a magical scepter to shoot first at Puss and then Kitty to take the map from him, but as he shoots the latter, he hits his last subordinate who ends up disintegrated from the edge of the star, despite her having asked Jack for help and him, ignored her as he continuously attacks his opponents. As Mama Bear takes the map, Jack prepares to blast her, but is knocked down by Baby Bear who threatens to kill him and steal his dress. Jack awkwardly hits Baby by firing his magic scepter and knocking him off the edge, distracting Goldilocks, Papa and Mama to rescue him and allowing Jack to retrieve the map. Kitty manages to get it out of his hand and Jack tries to hit her with poison apple-shaped bombs, but the cat takes one with her velvet paws and throws it at Jack Horner, sending him to the ground. The man tries to use a hatchet to attack her, but Kitty with a double kick sends him into his endless bag and locks him inside, trapping him.
After the battle between Puss and Death, Big Jack Horner reemerges from the endless bag after eating an "Eat Me" cookie, growing large as a giant. After taking the map from Puss and Kitty, he prepares to grant his wish to take all magic, but just before succeeding he is distracted by Perrito who, using his bewitching gaze, tries to convince him to give up his wish. Jack Horner does not fall into the trap because he defines himself as "dead inside", but Perrito confesses that it was just a way to distract him so that the "Team Friendship" could attack him. In fact, with a combined attack Puss, Kitty, Goldilocks and Baby Bear manage to take the map from Jack Horner's hand to recover it before Puss, Kitty, and Goldi (as they no longer need the wish already having what they want) rips it into pieces before Jack could recover it. Jack Horner desperately tries to recover the pieces of the map as the Wishing Star begin to collapses before everyone flees escapes in time. Jack manages to recover most of it, but a piece is taken by the Ethical Bug who, resigning as his conscience after all terrible acts he did during the journey and abuse he gave him, uses the angered and abused Phoenix to burn it, causing the destruction of the map and the total collapse of the Star. Big Jack Horner, wondering what he did to "specifically" deserve this, crashes into the Wishing Star and dies in the star's explosion.
When I was done EVERYONE was shocked, horrified and enraged!
Lola: Why that monster!
Qin: Yeah he will pay!
Xenia: Big time!
Humpty: Personally, I have no objections with you guys killing Lila Rossi. But having fooled Puss in the past, I think she might have a few tricks up her sleeve.
Koichi: Any hints as to what it might be?
Humpty: I'm not 100% sure yet. But for all we know, on the Cutie Mark Crusaders' big day, she'll want you guys to think she's powerless. And then, bam! Gotcha!
Nico: Thank you for that warning. I'm gonna keep that in mind.
Me: I have a feeling she is going to pull a fast one. But luckily we are always one step ahead.
Beany the Braindead Bison: (to Kitty Softpaws) Puss is lucky to have a girl like you.
Kitty SoftPaws: I know.
Fiona: (Shrek) If that's true, how come the minute he saw me in my human form, he flirted with me?
Bonz: (to Puss) You really did that?
Puss: Sorry about that. Fiona is just so beautiful.
Me: She is.
Qin: Yeah.
Slobber Trap: Didn't Horner also have a cricket similar to Jiminy following him?
Nico: Yes he sure did.
Lola: Yeah I remember that.
Me: I remember that. He was his advisor. But after seeing Horner's true colors he left him.
Eli: Good. Good he did.
Me: Yeah.
Multiplex: I think there's a meme somewhere involving him.
Count Marzo: It says he's an irredeemable monster. And that's pretty accurate.
Me: Yes there is a meme on him and that is PERFECTLY accurate.
Xenia: It sure is.
Me: What he did in his lust for power pushed him far beyond the Moral Event Horizon.
Lola: Big time.
Wave Man: The rest of Puss' enemies can be in the Masters of Evil. But Horner? He's going down.
Me: Big time.
Qin: Yeah!
Me: Death can be in the M.O.E. too.
Lola: Good idea there.
Xenia: Yeah.
Dumbbelltron: We're gonna try to get him to stand down.
Laughing Ghost: And if not, then we beat the crap out of him.
Steven Universe: Leave that to me.
Qin: Steven does have an amazing way to reason with people.
Me: Yeah he got an entire tyrannical empire to change their ways and now the Gems and people of Earth are living together in peace.
Lola: Yeah.
Hard Man: First, where is he right now?
Puss: He's over there.
We saw his castle.
Me: That's obvious.
Xenia: But it'll be perfect for his final resting place.
Qin: Yep.
King Hiss: What are we waiting for then?
Kaa: Let's not keep the fat irredeemable fuck waiting.
Me: You read my mind guys. Lets roll!
We were off.
We saw him looking over the Kingdom in rage.
Me: Target sighted.
Beekeeper: Entrance time!
Steven: Let me try to reason with him after we have the usual battles.
Me: Go for it Steven.
Xenia: Okay.
We went at him.
Jack Horner was really mad.
But then the spirits of the great fairy tales appeared and they swirled around him and then they converged and then a massive tree appeared and grew in his castle and smashed it apart and then fruit grew and then it all popped open and out came us.
Me: Now that is an entrance!
Xenia: YEAH!
Zexion: Horner, let's talk about this.
Steven: He's right. Do you REALLY want to continue harming innocent people? Think about it!
Horner: Let's see. (pretends to think) Yes, I DO want to continue harming innocent people!
Spellbinder: Then I guess we're putting you out of your misery.
Horner: (to Shrek) You must be the ogre. When you see your daddy in law in Hell, tell him Jack Horner sent you!
Steven: You are a lost soul!
Qin: Pure evil!
Me: Completely irredeemable!
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE!
He strangled Horner!
Then the next group came. Trap Jaw, Beast Man, Unicorn, Killer Shrike, Mummy, Shendu, Hsi Wu, Ranamon, Abomination, Mr. Mittens, Roulette, Zeru, Capricorn Zodiarts, Lanhua, Mummy of Anhk-Ha, Evil Butane Man, Fenghuang, Mz Ruby, Lego Bane And Superfriends Cheetah.
Nico: Trap Jaw, Beast Man, Unicorn, Killer Shrike, Mummy, Shendu, Hsi Wu, Ranamon, Abomination, Mr. Mittens, Roulette, Zeru, Capricorn Zodiarts, Lanhua, Mummy of Anhk-Ha, Evil Butane Man, Fenghuang, Mz Ruby, Lego Bane And Superfriends Cheetah.
Trap Jaw: Sorry you're not leading today, Nico.
Nico.: It's fine. I have to let J.D. lead sometimes, right?
Beast Man: That's right.
Unicorn: No harm in that.
Killer Shrike: We also heard that you, Juran, and Gaon got beaten up.
Nico: You got that right!
Mummy: And that Vroon was almost next.
Vroon: Yeah I sure was.
?: Boy that is crazy!
A figure came out and it was SMELLEPHANT from episode 1 of Super Ninja Steel!
After Sledge and his crew repair the Warrior Dome but are swindled out of the Ninja Super Steel, Madame Odius decides to steal the Ninja Nexus Prism. As such, she kicks off the next season of Galaxy Warriors and Cosmo Royale introduces Smellephant who is able to use his super smell to locate it. Smellephant accompanies Odius and Badonna in getting the Ninja Nexus Prism in order to act as muscle in case the Ninja Steel Rangers appear. They arrive on Earth and, right before they can get the Prism which is hidden within a statue of Victor, a group of citizens arrive and try to fend off Odius, Badonna, and Smellephant with Victor and Monty's Monster repellent, but it has no effect and Smellephant just sucks it up with ease. Right after the Rangers try to trap them in Preston's magic cage, they get imprisoned in their own trap by Odius who revives the Prism and uses her evil magic to make it create new Power Stars with Badonna and Smellephant but the Rangers break the spell and they get new Ninja Power Stars, allowing them to morph once more. Smellephant then fights them but is crippled by the Ninja Blaster Whiplash and killed by a combination of Lion Fire Red's Lion Fire Flame Strike and Levi's Ninja Star Morpher. Cosmo gigantifies him so Brody summons the Lion Fire Megazord. Smellephant tries to paralyze it with his eye beams but the Megazord turns around and uses the seat for the Ninja Ultrazord to reflect it back. Smellephant is paralyzed and helpless as he is then destroyed by the Lion Fire Slash Final Attack.
Brody: Smellephant!
Smellephant: Been a long time rangers.
Me: I remember you! With your sense of smell you were sent to find the Ninja Star Prism.
Smellephant: That's right J.D.
Nico: Yep.
William: I remember that you smelled bad!
Smellephant: Sorry! I can't help it!
Me: Yuck. I remember that too.
Apu: (Indian Accent) And has anyone ever told you that you look like Ganesh?
Smellephant: (LAUGHS) I do look like that huh?
We got the battles underway.
Sydney Burlington, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Bone Chompy and Broccoli Guy VS Trap Jaw - Nico's Rescue and Reprimanding Ralphio and battling Hoppus as a Garlic Smelling Hulk Rabbit because of the Cursed Garlic Magisword
Trap Jaw was next.
Trap Jaw: (to Sydney) Nico's Rescue involved Reprimanding Ralphio and battling Hoppus as a Garlic Smelling Hulk Rabbit. All because of the Cursed Garlic Magisword.
Sydney: Jeez he smelled really horrible! He also looked like a bunny version of the Hulk and he smelled REALLY bad like 10 billion bushels of garlic.
Starlight Glimmer: You're not kidding there! Oh man did he he smell horrible.
Cozy Glow: Yeah he sure did and he beat the living crud out of Nico, Juran and Gaon and he did that with extreme brutality.
Hex: It was awful.
Courage: Mm-hmm. I'm glad Hoppus is back to normal.
Muriel: Me too.
Trap Jaw: Same here. Lets do it!
TRAP JAW MAGISWORD!
She activated Trap Jaw's Ridewatch too.
Trap Jaw: Ah Magiswords and Ridewatches this time. Good combination!
Sydney: Thanks. It's gonna be cool.
They fired waves of bones, magic, stars, lightning, blood and skulls and energy and smashed him down.
Sydney: And this too!
ACID BEAKER MAGISWORD!
It looked like a Chemical Beaker filled with acid. She fired acid blasts and smashed him down.
Nanette Allbright, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Powerpuff Girls, Chill Bill and Chompy VS Beast Man - Battling Another Kerosan and Another Vypra
Beast Man was next.
Beast Man: (to Nanette) Nico, Luan's team, Vypra's team, and the others did good Battling Another Kerosan. And Another Vypra as well.
Nanette: They sure did but we were really shocked to see that the Another Vypra was actually Vypra's twin sister Lorelai.
Pinkie Pie: We sure were and it was amazing to see!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) We were amazed about that.
Featherweight: Boy bad blood with Praxina and now she is back with Lorelai.
Sprocket: We were really amazed to hear about that.
Blossom: We sure were and it was cool.
Bubbles: It sure was something.
Beast Man: I can tell. Lets do it!
BEAST MAN MAGISWORD!
Nanette activated Beast Man's Ridewatch and they fired waves of lightning, metal and gears and smashed him down.
Nanette: And this too!
THUNDERBOLT MAGISWORD!
It looked like a Lightning Bolt. She fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.
Sheila Castille, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Chowder, Eye Five and Eye Scream VS Unicorn - Lincoln's Rescue
Unicorn was next.
Unicorn: (to Sheila) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Okinawa. How was it?
Sheila: It was really awesome! We took down a local thug and enemy of the Digidestined named Logan Gatlin and he was a really dangerous monster.
Twilight Sparkle: He sure was and he really had it out for us for destroying Kurata and the Digimon Emperor and the Seven Demon Lords.
Starshine Sparkle: You're not kidding there. That was crazy.
Spyro: But he is gone for good now. He is back in prison where he belongs.
Chowder: Boy thank goodness. What he was doing was horrible.
Unicorn: No kidding there. Thank goodness. Lets do it!
UNICORN MAGISWORD!
Sheila activated her ridewatch for Unicorn and they fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.
SPIDERWEB MAGISWORD!
She fired waves of webs and tangled him up.
Rice Fitzgerald, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Magi Nation, Gulper and Grave Clobber VS Simon Maddicks A.K.A. Killer Shrike from Marvel - Meeting the Embodiment of Saber on his side
Killer Shrike was next.
Killer Shrike: (To Rice) I heard you guys met the Meeting the Embodiment of Saber on Lincoln's side. What's her name
Rice: Her name is Taylor Kamiyama and she is Touma's sister.
Killer Shrike: Wow! I didn't know Touma had a sister.
Sunset Shimmer: Neither did all of us. We were amazed. And Megan is gonna have another sister too.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) She sure is and her story is cool too.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Umihana, Sara, Darla, Andrea, Jennifer, Tari, Mari, Tari, Tara, Sora, Kaede, and Taylor, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Umihana Kamihara: Oh, I remembered this one time, Lincoln, along with me, Sara, Darla, Andrea, Jennifer, Tari, Mari, Tari, Tara, Sora, and Kaede had an awesome time swimming at Lake Huron, and we were doing some martial arts underwater. But, then, we heard a loud burp as the ground shook like crazy, but even from underneath the water, we knew there was no mistaking that loud burp from anywhere: it was Lynn, and she was on the rampage again. We saw her jump into Lake Huron and she was about to attack us, but Lincoln and I used our underwater karate and we defeated her, she may be used to land karate, but we're both masters of karate both on land and in water.
Sandy Cheeks: Whew, remind me to have a sparring session with y'all one day, I want to see this for myself.
Tari Ginka: We will, Sandy.
Lincoln: Lynn's attempt to kill us eventually ended in failure for her though, after we defeated her and I tied her up again, we got out of Lake Huron and dragged Lynn home where we told Mom and Dad of what she tried to do, and as a result, Lynn got grounded for two months, and we soon found out Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were also involved in the plot, and they got grounded for three months, and we threw Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan in separate metal cages, while we threw Lynn in a metal box, and she roared and punched at the door to try and burst out, but Umihana gave her the finger, and that set Lynn off as she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla again.
Nico: Sheesh, Lynn was a monster with that Dark Side of hers.
Lincoln: And when a Packing Day is declared, she becomes even more of a monster. But, I showed her what a real monster looked like on that very Packing Day when she attacked Miyuki years ago.
Taylor Kamiyama: Lynn had it coming that day, okay, now for my turn. One day, Lincoln and I were finishing doing some shopping at the supermarket, and it was only us since Mr. and Mrs. Loud had to look after Lily, Luna, Laney, Lucy, and Lana were with their friends, Leni was at Reinengers' for work, and Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were grounded in their rooms after I busted them for trying to kill Lincoln again. But, then, as we were walking home, we heard a really loud bellow of rage and Lincoln caught the stench of an unwashed cheapskate, and we saw who it was heading for us: Flip, Royal Woods' stupid mutant cheapskate, and he was really enraged, but before he could attack, Lincoln fired a powerful fireball at Flip and he went flying into a tree. Then, I read a verse from my Wonder Ride Book, and a dragon appeared and it fired a breath of fire at Flip's butt and he got burned badly. Then, Lincoln called the cops and Flip got arrested and sent back to prison, this time, he got another Life Sentence added to the Life Sentences he's been accumulating.
Me: Whoa, so that red dragon I saw that day..., that was you?!
Taylor Kamiyama: Yep.
Nico: Sheesh, Flip made the big mistake in trying to mess with your sister, Touma.
Touma: He sure did.
May: But, that was some awesome work using your Wonder Ride Book to give Flip a nasty dose of pain, Taylor.
Taylor Kamiyama: Thanks, May. So, is it also true that you guys have Wonder Ride Books imbued with the powers of your archenemies in The Masters of Evil?
Lincoln: Yeah, we do, and there's only one person to blame for that: Swartz.
Touma: When the team told us of what Swartz did, we were absolutely pissed off, but we're glad he got The Black Gates for good.
Me: Same here.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Killer Shrike: WHOA! That is so awesome! Boy Flip sure is a glutton for punishment. He is never going to get free again.
Sunburn: You are not kidding there.
Tony Jones: Yeah that was brutal.
Edyn: Flip is a major menace to society.
Killer Shrike: You got that right. Lets do it!
KILLER SHRIKE MAGISWORD!
Rice used Killer Shrike's Ridewatch and they fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.
LOBSTER DINNER MAGISWORD!
That one looked like a great steamed lobster dinner.
She fired waves of steamed lobsters and melted butter and smashed him down.
Maxxine Stennson, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Pokemon Indigo League, Shield Shredder and Swift Foot VS The Mummy from Ben 10 - Nerissa's final mission and battling the Fatal 5
The Mummy was next.
Mummy: (to Maxxine) Nerissa's final mission involved battling the Fatal 5. My guess is that she fought Emerald Empress, Kairi Yano fought Persuader, Keiichiro fought Tharok, Lupin fought Validus, and Legion Superman fought Mano.
Maxxine: You're right on the money there.
Applejack: Yeah it was amazing. We took down the Fatal 5 and the Legion of Supervillains. Y'all got lots of new members today.
Apple Bloom: You sure did and it was great facing them.
Flashwing: You said it. That was so awesome and fun.
Ash: Yeah it was so fun and cool.
Misty: You got that right.
Mummy: That was so awesome and fun and they will be great members too. Lets do it!
ALIEN MUMMY MAGISWORD!
Maxxine activated her Ridewatch and they fired waves of earth, rock, mud, lava, boulders, crystal, apples and bandages and smashed him down.
CRAB DINNER MAGISWORD!
She fired waves of crabs and melted butter and smashed him down.
Kendra Armstrong, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Jackie Chan Adventures, Masker Mind and Koichi VS Shendu - Us having an awesome lunch made by Naomi and Nina Pepperdance
Shendu the Demon Sorcerer of Fire was next.
Shendu: (to Kendra) So, you guys had an awesome lunch made by Naomi and Nina Pepperdance. What did you eat?
Kendra: We had all kinds of awesome meals and man we are still full.
Rarity: Oh but it was absolutely delicious and amazing darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Boy it sure was awesome. (BELCH!) I'm still full.
Gill Grunt: Boy we ate a lot. They were all the delicious foods in New Orleans that Homer loves.
Jackie Chan: Boy it was awesome and delicious.
Jade Chan: It sure was.
Shendu: Boy you were hungry and you're full. Lets do it!
SHENDU MAGISWORD!
Kendra activated her ridewatch and they fired waves of fire, ice, water and jewels and smashed him down.
VOLCANIC MARSHMALLOWS MAGISWORD!
That one looked like a volcano that fires marshmallows. She fired molten marshmallows and smashed him down.
Georgina Montgomery, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Maximum Ride, Slobber Trap and Alternate Chrysalis VS Hsi Wu - Puss N Boots did a lot of awesome adventures
Hsi Wu the Demon Sorcerer of The Sky was next.
Hsi Wu: (to Georgina) Puss N Boots did a lot of awesome adventures. Even before meeting Shrek.
Georgina: He sure did and they were so awesome and amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They were really awesome! He did all kinds of amazing adventures.
Scootaloo: He sure did and it was so cool and fun. Just like my mom and dad.
Whirlwind: Yeah he is a brave outlae and a true hero.
Maximum Ride: He sure is and that is so awesome.
Hsi Wu: I agree there. Lets do it!
HSI WU MAGISWORD!
She activated her ridewatch and they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.
SLEDGEHAMMER MAGISWORD!
That one looked like a sledgehammer and then…
KRABLAM!
She smashed his head in with it!
Stacy Bolton, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Street Sharks, Skull Man and Wave Man VS Ranamon - Puss N Boots is a great outlaw and a funny guy
Ranamon was next.
Ranamon: (to Stacy) Puss N Boots is a great outlaw and a funny guy. And I like his cute eyes trick.
Stacy Bolton: Those really cute eyes always melt my heart and it's so cool how he does that.
Fluttershy: And it's a clever rouse for taking down the bad guys.
Tornado Bolt: It sure is awesome and fun.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Perfect for lulling bad guys into a false sense of security.
Stealth Elf: It sure is funny and awesome.
Ripster: You got that right!
Jab: I'll say!
Ranamon: That is funny and cute. Lets do it y'all!
RANAMON MAGISWORD!
Stacy activated her ridewatch and they fired waves of energy, leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and elements and smashed her down.
COMET LIGHTNING MAGISWORD!
That one looked like a comet with a lightning tail! She fired lightning comets and blasted her all over and electrocuted her.
Ripster, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Spiderman, Gemini Man and Hard Man VS Abomination - Jack Horner is gonna get the worst ever BUTTKICKING of his big fat life
Abomination was next.
Abomination: (to Ripster) Jack Horner is gonna get the worst ever BUTTKICKING of his big fat life. Emphasis on "fat"
Ripster: You got that right man! This is gonna be awesome taking him down lots of pegs.
Princess Luna: It sure will be. I hate this guy.
Moondust: And from the looks of things Steven hates him too.
Snowdrop: Yeah no kidding there.
Gari: After everything he did who can blame him for that.
Blackout: You're not kidding there.
Spiderman: Yeah you guys are all not kidding there.
Abomination: I have a feeling that we all are not kidding. Lets do it!
ABOMINATION MAGISWORD!
Ripster activated his ridewatch and they fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.
SHARKNADO MAGISWORD!
That one looked like a tornado with sharks in it.
He fired waves of tornadoes with sharks in it and they smashed him all over.
CatDog, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Johnny Test, Beekeeper and Doofenshmirtz VS Mr. Mittens - Jack Horner is A BIG FAT IRREDEEMABLE MONSTER DOUCHEBAG!
Mr. Mittens was next.
Mr. Mittens: (to CatDog) Jack Horner is A BIG FAT IRREDEEMABLE MONSTER DOUCHEBAG! That cricket was right!
Cat: You got that right! That cricket had a very good reason to call him a completely irredeemable monster!
Dog: Yeah that is an absolute fact Cat.
Princess Celestia: That is for darn sure.
King Solar: You got that right. He is a ruthless snobby monster.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah he sure is and Steven tried to reason with him but he has a heart that is completely black as night.
Amber Morning: Yeah no kidding! I didn't see any love inside him at all. Not one ounce of love, compassion, remorse, guilt, anything. He is a total devil!
Spotlight: Yeah no kidding!
Johnny Test: Yeah what a heartless monster!
Mr. Mittens: I agree there. Lets do it!
MR. MITTENS MAGISWORD!
CatDog activated his ridewatch and they fired waves of light, fish and meat and bones and smashed him down.
STEAK AND FISH MAGISWORD!
That one looked like half steak and half fish and they fired fish and steak and smashed him down.
2003 Mikey VS Roulette
Roulette was next.
Roulette: This is gonna be awesome.
2003 Mikey: You bet it will be.
He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Ryo of Wildfire VS Zeru
Zeru was next.
Zeru: I am ready for this.
Ryo: Me too.
Ryo fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Meilin VS Capricorn Zodiarts
Capricorn Zodiarts were next.
Capricorn Zodiarts: You ready for me?
Meilin: You bet I am!
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Haruko Kamio VS Lanhua
Lanhua was next.
Lanhua: I am going to have some fun.
Haruko: Me too.
She fired waves of fire and blasted her down.
Mokunai XI VS Mummy of Anhk-Ha
Mummy of Anhk-Ha was next.
Mokunai XI: This is gonna be fun.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Yost Spiderman VS Evil Butane Man
Evil Butane Man was next.
Evil Butane Man: This is gonna be awesome.
Yost Spiderman: It sure will be.
He fired waves of energy and knocked down Evil Butane Man.
Spyro VS Fenghuang
Fenghuang was next.
Fenghuang: This is gonna be awesome.
Spyro: You bet it is.
He fired waves of fire and smashed her down.
Aria Blaze VS Mz Ruby
Mz. Ruby was next.
Mz. Ruby: You ready for this?
Aria Blaze: Always ready!
Aria fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Kaso Mi VS Lego Bane
Lego Bane was next.
Lego Bane: (Spanish Accent) I'm ready for you amigo.
Kaso Mi: Bring it on.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Max Mercury VS Superfriends Cheetah
Superfriends Cheetah was next.
Superfriends Cheetah: This will be fast and awesome.
Max Mercury: It sure will.
ZOOM!
He ran fast and smashed her down.
Ninja Steel Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Celica, Cassidy, Camie, Good Cinder Fall, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Smellephant
Smellephant was next.
Smellephant: This is gonna be so fun.
Me: You bet it will be. I'm really going to have fun on this one. Right guys?
Everyone agreed.
Celica: We are gonna have a lot of fun.
Smellephant: Good. Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Defenders of San Ricardo, they're a collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the silhouette of Puss in Boots etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged colored blades, large colored phoenix heads for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handles, four large colored phoenix heads and large colored gems on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommels, and there's also blasters and spellbooks included with the greatswords. Once in hand, you'll get a massive power and energy increase.
I teleported back with them.
Ninja Steel Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! POWER STARS! LOCK IN! READY! NINJA SPIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STEEL!
They turned into the Ninja Steel Rangers too!
Me: YEAH! Lets get him!
Ninja Steel Rangers: NINJA STEEL FINAL STRIKE!
They fired waves of energy blades and we fired energy and elements and the blasts all hit Smellephant and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Me: YEAH! Smellephant you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Shrek: Puss, I remember all the times you helped me.
Troy: Now, we're helping Shrek return the favor!
Tsukasa: That's right!
Kamen Ride: Forever Tiger!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER TIGER!
They turned into the Tiger Themed Rangers!
Troy was Mighty Morphin Yellow, Noah was Jungle Fury Red, Gia was Wild Force White, Jake was Jungle Fury Red, Emma was Mighty Morphin White Ranger, Orion was RPM Silver and Lillith was Dino Fury Green!
Nico: Yeah!
Tsukasa turned into Red Jungle Fury and Daiki summoned clones of the Tiger Themed Rangers.
Maria: Here is this too! (Turns Dial) RAGING VOLCANO FURY 6!
She summoned Molten Man, Warp, Lava Ghost, TTG Blackfire, Fire Core and Raging Raven along with Heat Thing, Evil Magma Man, Yost Molten Man and Moltar!
Me: Nice!
Steven Universe: Okay, it looks as though reason's not going to work on you, so we have no choice but to take you down, Jack Horner.
Suddenly, Steven Universe's rose pink eyes turned neon rose pink and the Rose Quartz gem in his bellybutton is glowing and he was surrounded by a rose pink energy aura with light, rose quartz gems, pink diamonds, and pink rose petals, he unholstered his massive Sword of The Crystal Gems from his back and he summoned his shield in his left arm, and as he approached Jack Horner, he left rose pink energy, light, rose quartz gems, pink diamonds, and pink rose petals with every step.
Steven Universe: I really hoped it wouldn't have to come to this, but if we're going to have a chance at killing Death the Wolf and make him pay for his crimes, you need to be taken down once and for all, Jack Horner, I hope you like spending the rest of your life in the slammer.
Then, Steven Universe was surrounded by a massive vortex of rose pink energy with rose petals, light, rose quartz gems, and pink diamonds surrounding it, there's a pink lion running around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a gold phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Steven Universe emerged, but he was changed forever.
Steven Universe grew from 7'0" to 7'5" in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew bigger and he still retains his eight-pack abs, he now has large gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and he now has nine rose pink orbs orbiting around his legs, he has pink highlights in the bangs of his long brown hair, he has neon rose eyes and a rose pink energy aura with light, rose quartz gems, pink diamonds, and pink rose petals surrounding him, he has a lion emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rose pink iris, he has on lion earrings with rose quartz gems for eyes and holding the Light, Gem, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, he has on a Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with rose quartz gems in the gold flame links and rose quartz crystal links and a pink lion-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is a lion with rose quartz gems for eyes and holding the Light, Gem, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant on his chest. Steven Universe has on a pink version of He Man 2002's loincloth, long pink trenchcoat coattails with lions and stars on the coattails, blue shorts, pink sandals, and tattooed on his now wider and more muscular back is his Lion surrounded by rose petals, rose quartz gems, and pink diamonds. Suddenly, Steven Universe felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive pink angel wings with gold tips on the large pink feathers grew much bigger for his new body and he now has eleven massive and long dark brown wolf tails, Steven Universe has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.
Suddenly, Steven Universe's massive Sword of The Crystal Gems and all the greatswords that he'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rose pink energy, light, rose quartz gems, pink diamonds, and pink rose petals, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Steven Universe's Rose Quartz Lion Crystal Brigade Greatsword of Celestial Rose Light Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded rose quartz gems and Steven's Lion etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large pink lion heads for the crossguard, large pink gem for the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large pink lion heads with white gems for eyes and a large pink gem on the bottom of the lion heads for the pommel, he has on his large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with pink gems around them, his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold lion's head with pink gems for eyes and large pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold lion head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on his right hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a pink kanji below the lion that said, "Steven Quartz Universe, Loving Son of Rose Quartz and Greg Universe, Loving Friend of The Crystal Gems, Savior of Beach City, Interdimensional Savior of The Universe, Loving Boyfriend and Soon-To-Be Future Husband of Connie Maheswaran, Healer of Souls and Hearts, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and The Crystal Brigade, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Unifier of Earth and Gem World, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Light, Rose Quartz Crystals, and Lions"
スティーブン・クオーツ・ユニバース、ローズ・クオーツとグレッグ・ユニバースの愛情深い息子、クリスタル・ジェムズの愛情深い友人、ビーチ・シティの救世主、宇宙の多次元的救世主、コニー・マヘスワランの愛情深いボーイフレンド、そして間もなく将来の夫、魂と心のヒーラー、 チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームとクリスタル ブリゲードの驚くべきメンバー、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、地球と宝石の世界の統一者、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、驚くべき強力な生徒そして強力な教師、そして光のマスター、ローズクォーツクリスタル、そしてライオンズ
Steven Universe has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CRYSTAL GEM-ROSE QUARTZ-LION-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA CELESTIAL SOLAR LIGHT ROSE QUARTZ CRYSTAL GEM LION ANGEL OF DIVINE CELESTIAL SOLAR LIGHT ROSE QUARTZ JUSTICE AND DIVINE CELESTIAL SOLAR LIGHT ROSE QUARTZ LOVE!
We were amazed by Steven Universe's Super Angel-Crystal Gem-Rose Quartz-Lion-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Connie saw him, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding, but when Jack Horner saw it, he went into a rage and he rushed at Steven to kill him, but Steven fired a powerful rose pink energy blast with light, rose quartz gems, pink diamonds, and pink rose petals and it exploded as it hits Jack Horner and forced him back a bit, but this made him angrier than ever.
Steven Universe: (Divine Cosmic Voice of The Celestial Solar Rose Quartz Crystal Gem Lion Angel and Divine Celestial Solar Light Rose Quartz Love) Guys, I'll handle Jack Horner, you get after Death, and make that monster pay.
Nico: You got it, Steven.
We left to get after Death the Wolf, and Steven Universe went after Jack Horner, and he fired powerful blasts of rose pink energy, rose quartz gems, pink diamonds, and pink rose petals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and he also attacked Jack Horner with his massive greatsword tearing at his outfit and leaving scars on him, and it was really making him mad now.
Jack Horner: Why, you!
Jack Horner fired an arrow at Steven from his crossbow, but Steven blocked it with his shield, then, Steven punched Jack Horner hard in the stomach, and that caused him to fall down to his knees as he glared at Steven with incredible hatred.
Steven Universe: (Divine Cosmic Voice of The Celestial Solar Rose Quartz Crystal Gem Lion Angel and Divine Celestial Solar Light Rose Quartz Love) You really are a truly irredeemable person, Jack Horner, your sick desire to control all magic has caused far too many innocent people to suffer. By the time I've finished my fight, the team's already taken care of Death the Wolf, but I'm going to miss out on the chance to punish him, but you, you're done, Jack Horner.
Flik, Timon & Pumbaa, Crumplezone and Highbrow used the Earth, Animatron and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Timon & Pumbaa and Flik's powers and Highbrow's acid rainmaker's 100-fold and turned Crumplezone's boosters into shoulder cannons.
Flik and Cybertron Crumplezone: CRUMPLE ANT BLAST!
Timon and Pumbaa and Highbrow: ACID BUG SHOWER!
Dark Magic of Salem and Ben Ravencroft: DARK MAGIC OF SALEM BLAST!
Blades of Light and Shiv: BLADES OF LIGHT SHOWER!
Beautiful Parents of Lightning and Beautiful Gorgeous: PARENTS OF LIGHTNING BLAST!
Heroes of the War and Ragdoll: HEROES OF THE WAR BLAST!
Eccentric Lightning Force and Eccentro: ECCENTRIC LIGHTNING BLAST!
Bones of Megaforce and Bonz: BONES OF MEGAFORCE BLAST!
Clones of Nanites and Multiplex: CLONES OF NANITES BLAST!
Dumbbells of Fury of 10,000 Aliens and Dumbbelltron: DUMBBELLS OF FURY BLAST OF 10,000 ALIENS!
Snakes of Fashion and King Hiss: SNAKES OF FASHION BLAST!
Illusions of Nature and Zexion: ILLUSIONS OF NATURE BLAST!
Hearts of Tamaran and Heart: HEARTS OF TAMARAN BLAST!
Bats of Darkness and Nightstrike: BATS OF DARKNESS BLAST!
Lipstick Card Mayhem and Lipsyncher the lipstick monster: LIPSTICK CARD MAYHEM BLAST!
Gum of Tiny Death and Indigestible Wad: GUM OF TINY DEATH BLAST!
Cow and Chicken Red Guy Buttkickers and Red Guy: EGGS OF DOOM BLAST!
Stupid Idiot Bisons and Beany the Braindead Bison: STUPID IDIOT BISON BLAST!
Magic of The Count and Count Marzo: MAGIC OF THE COUNT BLAST!
Water Demon Laughter and Laughing Ghosts: WATER DEMON LAUGHTER BLAST!
Snakes of Earth and Kaa: SNAKES OF EARTH BLAST!
Illusions of Light and Spellbinder: ILLUSIONS OF LIGHT BLAST!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Sphinx Moth, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Shrek, Donkey, Fiona, Fluttershy, Nico and Steven: GEM FAIRY BLAST STORM!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: CAT ELEMENT STYLE: SIAMESE CAT!
Entrapta: CAT LIGHTNING STYLE: BRITISH SHORTHAIR CAT!
Perfuma: CAT NATURE STYLE: MAINE COON CAT!
Frosta: CAT ICE STYLE: PERSIAN CAT!
Hilda: (British Accent) CAT FIRE STYLE: AMERICAN SHORTHAIR CAT!
Nanami: CAT FIRE STYLE: AMERICAN SHORTHAIR CAT!
Nanami: CAT WATER STYLE: SCOTTISH FOLD CAT!
Julie Makimoto: CAT EARTH STYLE: BOMBAY CAT!
Chie Satonaka: CAT WIND STYLE: AMERICAN BOBTAIL!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said cats.
Lincoln and his harem: CAT FINAL SMASH: CAT RAMPAGE!
They summoned cats to attack!
We fired blasts of energy and smashed him all over.
Steven Universe drew the Judgement Kanji on Jack Horner's forehead, and he was erased by The Black Gates. Then, he flew back to us.
Steven Universe: (Divine Cosmic Voice of The Celestial Solar Rose Quartz Crystal Gem Lion Angel and Divine Celestial Solar Light Rose Quartz Love) I've taken care of Jack Horner, guys, I didn't miss out on anything did I?
Me: No, Steven, the show's just getting started.
Steven Universe: (Divine Cosmic Voice of The Celestial Solar Rose Quartz Crystal Gem Lion Angel and Divine Celestial Solar Light Rose Quartz Love) Alright! Plus, I also have something to say to Connie, but it'll be for after we take care of Death.
Me: But don't kill him. He's going into the M.O.E.
We blasted and smashed him all over. And then we tied him up.
Puss N Boots: (Spanish Accent) Good riddance, Muerte!
Steven Universe holstered his massive greatsword on his back and powered down, and his new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long dark brown wolf tails, and massive pink angel wings are permanent.
Steven Universe: That'll teach that Grim Reaper wolf. Connie, there's something I've been wanting to ask you.
Steven Universe went up to Connie Maheswaran, and he kneeled on one knee. Then, he took out a small black box and put it behind him. HE WAS GOING TO PROPOSE TO HER!
Steven Universe: Connie, ever since that day I first met you, I couldn't hide the very fact that I've harbored feelings for you, and I always wanted to keep you safe from harm. But, then, over time, our friendship blossomed into something more, and we started going steady. But, now I want to take this one step further.
Steven Universe then took out the box, and he opened it, and inside it was a beautiful gold ring with a heart-shaped pink gem and star-shaped yellow gem surrounded by small pink diamonds, and inscribed on the gold sashes around the two gems are the words: "Steven Universe and Connie Maheswaran: Earth and Gem World Eternal Love United Together For Eternity".
Steven Universe: Connie Maheswaran, will you marry me?
Those words brought tears to Connie's eyes and a smile on her face, and we also had the same tears in our eyes and smiles on our faces.
Connie Maheswaran: Yes, I do, Steven Universe! I will marry you!
Steven got up, and he placed the ring on Connie's right ring finger, and they both hugged, and then, Steven leaned down to Connie's face, and he kissed her on the lips, as she placed her hands on his massive pecs, and we cheered wildly for them.
Me: Way to go Steven!
Laney: YEAH!
Pearl and the gems were crying in joy!
Nico: So, that's Steven's surprise?! That's really awesome!
Me: And I can't wait for the wedding in the future.
Lincoln: Same here!
Lincoln: Wow, now that was one awesome and amazing adventure!
Nico: Puss' adventures long before he met Shrek were indeed epic and swashbuckling. Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet.
Irina Han: That's right, we still got Lorexxa to deal with, and that religious fanatic should be arriving...right now!
?: I will make every last one of you pay for what you did in destroying our Lord Ghidorah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Yuko: I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out now, Gundinna.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Lorexxa, the eighth of the fifty-two members of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.
Yuko: Lorexxa, I should've known you'd show up here, and we already knew of the Order's arrival days ago, so we're prepared to destroy you all. We will never let you destroy the Earth ever!
Lorexxa: You fools will pay dearly for this, Lord Ghidorah will rise again and the entire Earth will be destroyed!
Irina Han: The only one who deserves to be destroyed is you.
Suddenly, Irina Han's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black energy aura with darkness, dark magic, earth fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels, she unholstered her massive Evil HERO Infernal Gainer-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Lorexxa, she left black energy, darkness, dark magic, earth, fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels with every step.
Irina Han: I will never ever forgive you for what you and the rest of the Order have tried to do 20,000 years from now, Lorexxa: wanting King Ghidorah to destroy our world and every last living thing on it, that's one thing I will never allow, and for that, I will unleash the true powers of the darkness of The Netherworld upon you, and your miserable soul will be damned to Hell for all eternity!
Suddenly, Irina Han was surrounded by a massive vortex of black energy with darkness, earth, and dark magic surrounding it, there are fiends, phoenixes, dark angels, and Evil HERO Infernal Gainer flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Lorexxa: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Irina Han emerged, but she was changed forever.
(END OF ALL HOPE BY NIGHTWISH PLAYS)
Irina Han grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black energy aura with darkness, dark magic, earth, fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels surrounding her, she has Evil HERO Infernal Gainer emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on demon earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Evil HERO Infernal Gainer with red gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Dragon Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold flame links. Irina Han has on a short-sleeved black blouse, sleeveless midnight black midriff top, long midnight black skirt with jewels around the waist, black lace stockings, midnight black knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, dark magic, earth, fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels on the coattails, and on the back is Evil HERO Infernal Gainer surrounded by darkness and earth. Suddenly, Irina Han felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with red tips on the large midnight black feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails. Irina Han has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Irina Han's massive Evil HERO Malicious Bane-themed greatsword and all the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black energy, darkness, dark magic, earth, fiends, phoenixes, swords, and dark angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Evil HERO Infernal Gainer's Darkness Dark Intellect Fiendish Phoenix Greatsword of Darkness Dark Intellect Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and Evil HERO Infernal Gainer etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large black phoenix heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large black phoenix heads with red gems for eyes and large red gem on the bottom of the black phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Evil HERO Infernal Gainer's head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Evil HERO Infernal Gainer that said, "Irina Han, Gene-Slammer of Evil HERO Infernal Gainer, Genius of The Han Sisters, Seventh Eldest of The Han Sisters, Master of The Powers of Dark Magic, Daughter of Damian Alaister of The Church of Necrom, Future Wife of Nico Chan, Archenemy of Evil Ram Horn, Destroyer of Lorexxa of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Dark Magic, Brains, and Infernal Phoenixes"
イリーナ・ハン、悪の遺伝子破壊者 ヒーロー インファーナル ゲイナー、漢姉妹の天才、漢姉妹の 7 番目の長女、暗黒魔法の力の達人、ネクロム教会のダミアン アレイスターの娘、ニコ チャンの未来の妻、大敵悪のラム ホーン、ホーリー ギドラの惑星の地球外秩序のロレクサの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱し、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くほど強力な学生、そして闇のマスター、ダーク マジック、ブレイン、そして地獄のフェニックス
Irina Han has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EVIL HERO INFERNAL GAINER-DEMON-PHOENIX-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DEMONIC DARK INFERNAL INTELLECT EVIL HERO INFERNAL GAINER PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE DEMONIC DARK INFERNAL INTELLECT EVIL HERO INFERNAL GAINER JUSTICE AND DIVINE DEMONIC DARK INFERNAL INTELLECT EVIL HERO INFERNAL GAINER LOVE!
We were amazed by Irina Han's Super Angel-Evil HERO Infernal Gainer-Demon-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Nico saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Lorexxa saw it, she fell into an infernal rage and she got out her blaster to fire at her, but Irina Han fired a powerful black energy blast with darkness, dark magic, earth, fiends, phoenixes, and dark angels at Lorexxa, which hit her and pushed her back and she also got burned, but this really pissed her off now.
Fira Han: Whoa, Irina's transformed, incredible!
Annalise Halston: That's really incredible, and she really burned Lorexxa badly.
Nico: And she's really got her pissed off now big time.
Irina Han: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Demonic Darkness Infernal Brawn Evil HERO Infernal Gainer Angel and Divine Demonic Darkness Infernal Intellect Darkness Phoenix Love) And now, the darkness of The Netherworld is coming for you, Lorexxa.
Nico: Let's get her, Irina, this asshole doesn't deserve to live any longer.
Nico transformed into Super Saiyan Rainbow Infinity and unholsters his massive Nico's Universal Elemental Greatsword of Saiyan Pride and Phoenix Justice from his wider and muscular back and joined Irina Han.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Alright, you fanatical clod, it's time for you to pay for your crimes with your blood!
Irina Han and Nico went after Lorexxa who's now gone even more full-blown ballistic, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Lorexxa and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her.
Nico turned his fingernails into claws and he slashed at Lorexxa, drawing more blood and leaving more scars on her, and she was being driven even more ballistic. Suddenly, Lorexxa took out the vial of red liquid with a drop of 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, then she drank it. Suddenly, Lorexxa began changing as massive wings like King Ghidorah's grew and sprouted out from her back, her skin was covered in gold scales, and she'd grown King Ghidorah's tails.
Me: Watch it, you guys, now Lorexxa's transformed into her King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.
Lorexxa fired a Gravity Lightning blast at Irina Han and Nico, who dodged it.
Lincoln: Irina, Nico, hang on!
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which separated Lorexxa from her King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form, and then, Lincoln went at King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Lorexxa and he bear hugged her, so she couldn't try to escape, and then, Lincoln began absorbing King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Lorexxa into his body through his skin and he assimilated her powers and abilities.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Thanks for the save, Lincoln. Now, Irina, let's end this asshole for good.
Irina Han: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Demonic Darkness Infernal Brawn Evil HERO Infernal Gainer Angel and Divine Demonic Darkness Infernal Intellect Darkness Phoenix Love) You got it, Nico.
Irina Han and Nico sent Lorexxa flying into the air, and then, they prepared their combo to put an end to Lorexxa.
Irina Han and Nico: DARK INFERNAL EVIL HERO INFERNAL GAINER PHOENIX DEMONIC INTELLECT DARKNESS KAMEHAMEHA!
Irina Han and Nico fired two massive black energy Kamehameha waves with dark fire, darkness, earth, and phoenixes which hit Lorexxa, and they explode with incredible power as they hit her, and she was obliterated. Then, when her spirit appeared, Irina Han and Nico drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead, and she was erased by The Black Gates for her crimes. We cheered as Irina Han and Nico holster their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Irina Han's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Irina Han: That's one member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah down and forty-five members to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Lorexxa once and for all, Nico.
Nico: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Irina.
Suddenly, Irina Han wrapped her arms around Nico's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Nico's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Nico's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Nico leaned down to Irina Han's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Nico's massive pecs, and behind them was a Dragon, Phoenix, Angel, and Evil HERO Infernal Gainer flying in the air, and we saw many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and the undead wailing in torment and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Nico and Irina Han absorbed the darkness and they came back to us as the display and Evil HERO Infernal Gainer vanished.
Me: Whoa, now that's what I call another cult fanatic put down for good, nice job, Nico and Irina.
Nico: Thanks, J.D., and like Lincoln said, those potions the members of The Extraterrestrial Order of the Planets of Holy Ghidorah have allow them to transform into King Ghidorah Hybrid Monsters and they also acquire his powers as well.
Lincoln: But, they only use it when they've really been pushed too far. However, one rainbow energy blast separates them from their King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.
Nico: And they wind up becoming your next meal for you to absorb, Lincoln, and for tomorrow, the next member is Binniia, which means you're up next, Iona.
Iona Han: Yeah, we'll make Lorexxa pay.
Nico: We sure will.
Taylor Kamiyama: And on Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're going to meet the next Kamen Rider Saber Embodiment, this time, it's for Kamen Rider Blades.
Lincoln: That's right, Taylor, and we're going down the list for those who happen to be part of the Saber team which'll lead to us meeting the Embodiment of Storious.
Nico: It's also amazing to believe that you also have Embodiments of The Kamen Rider Saber team as part of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Me: You said it, say, maybe there could be Embodiments for the other Kamen Rider teams.
Nico: That could be a possibility, J.D.
Diana Elementa: It is, after all, you've met us: The Sailor Soldiers of the planets that you've gone to during the treasure hunts and who are also Lincoln's Guardian Angels.
Lincoln: That's right.
Shendu: Sorry you couldn't get through to Horner, Steven.
Steven: It's fine. Just some people are incapable of changing their ways.
Me: No they aren't. Leopards don't change their spots and there are people that will never change no matter how hard you try.
Hsi Wu: Either way, he's not gonna be hurting anyone anymore.
Kitty Soft-Paws: I'm sorry you have to leave again, Puss.
Ranamon: Leave? Sugah, what are you talking about?
Abomination: You can stay with Puss on the team.
Mr. Mittens: So can Humpty.
Kitty Soft Paws: I would be honored!
Humpty: Same with me.
Nico: Great job today everyone.
Me: Yeah I agree. Great job guys.
Nico: And J.D. you did great leading today.
Me: It was awesome though.
Puss In Boots: (To the viewers) Hope you all loved this great adventure.
Me: We all did and the best part is that Steven and Connie are now engaged too.
Steven: We sure are.
Connie: Yeah.
Me: Congratulations you two.
Lola: Yeah.
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
Puss In Boots is awesome and funny.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Jeri & Leomon and her team consisting of, Shirley the Loon, Aslan (Narnia), Shishido, Samson the Lion And Sekhmet along with the Sailor Soldiers Duskmon, and his team consisting of Phantom Blot, Black Suit Spidey, Dark Bones, Snake Demon, and the Hell-Ementals are going into the simulator and we're going into battle with the 4 Sisters and Rubeus and the Sailor Soldiers of The Sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Moon, Minimoon, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Ceres, Pallas, Juno and Vesta are all GOING TO TEACH THOSE 5 DIRTBAGS WHAT FOR AND ALSO THEY ALL ARE GOING TO EXPLODE IN POWER TO THEIR MOST POWERFUL TRANSFORMATIONS EVER AND THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE THEM WISH THEY WERE NEVER BORN! IT'S PAYBACK TIME FOR WHAT THEY DID TO THE 30TH CENTURY WORLD! Also we're going to battle Another Neptunia and Another Duskmon and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Masquerain and her name is Yakumo Kurama XV and she is a direct descendant of our Yakumo except she comes from 200,000 years into the future. She is a powerful genjutsu master too.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading back to the Zootopia sector of Gotham Royal York, and we're going to deal with Dawn Bellwether, who's broken out of prison and she wants revenge, and even worse, she's got a massive army of Heartless with her and she won't stop until she gets her revenge. But, we're not going to let that xenophobic sheep get away with it, and Nick Wilde is GOING TO EXPLODE WITH EXTREMELY FURIOUS ANGER AND VERY FIERY RAGE AS HE TRANSFORMS TO PUT A PERMANENT STOP TO THAT XENOPHOBIC SHEEP AND DESTROY HER ARMY OF HEARTLESS AND LEAVE NOTHING OF THEM IN HIS WAKE! And we're going to meet the next Kamen Rider Saber Embodiment, this time it's for Kamen Rider Blades, and her name is Rachel Shintaro, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Blades, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Gym. Like Lydia Blades, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Blades, Rachel Shintaro is a really powerful force of justice with the powers of the most powerful predators of the Earth, and she's also a powerful master of ice, and she introduced Lincoln to Kamen Rider Saber when they were eight years old, and have watched every episode ever since. Lincoln made Rachel a tiara with the Kamen Rider Blades logo on it and necklace with Kamen Rider Blades logo for the pendant, and to show thanks, she kissed him on the lips. She's also the sister of Rintaro Shintaro A.K.A. Kamen Rider Blades, and she hates Hawk and Hank with a burning passion.
Get ready for an awesome adventure as we go to the world of Aerwiar and we're going to meet the Wingfeather kids and also help them destroy the evil Gnag the Nameless and we're going to destroy that monster and make him pay for everything he did. It will hurt.
See you next time.
