This chapter is a sequel to the Krabs Army Chapter we did a while back
Over in the very fishing village where Brittney, Goku and Pan and the group faced Oceanus Shenron when the Shadow Dragons were running around was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Piper Willowbrook, Kanna Bismarch, Tasha Noriyama, Gerald, Sailor Outback And Sailor Devil's Bayou and Fixer and his team consisting of Evil Spring Man, Robert Vance, Minions of Set, Jack The Zipper and Setsuna and we were there for an awesome rescue.
Me: So this is the fishing village you went to where you faced Oceanus Shenron.
Brittney: Yep this is it dad and this is where we met Colm and helped him and his village get back on their feet.
Nico: That was awesome.
Camie: Wow.
Piper: This is gonna be interesting to see.
Nico: It sure is.
Brittney: You guys are in for an awesome story from when that happened.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: Piper, I want to thank you, Fixer, and your teams for coming today
Piper: No problem Nico and it's gonna be so awesome.
Xenia: Yeah it sure is.
Fixer: We're really honored to help you guys out.
Nico: Kanna, what do you like to do in your free time?
Kanna: I like to work on ships to make them tougher and harder to destroy. I'm a mechanic.
Qin: That's cool!
Xenia: It sure is.
Nico: I agree there. We can always use more mechanics on the team.
Lana: I agree there. That is awesome.
Leeli: It sure is. I think it's great too.
Camie: It sure is.
Me: You'd fit right in with Lana and Kevin Levin.
Kanna: I sure would there.
Nico: Yeah that is cool.
Me: Boy yesterday's mission was awesome and fun.
Xenia: Yeah it sure was.
Twilight Sparkle: And Trixie did great on her first ever ambassador mission too.
Me: She sure did. Also we destroyed Dr. Frankenollie.
Nico: Man, Julius was freaky!
Me: He was a complete and total and disgusting crime against nature!
Qin: No kidding there! What Frankenollie did showed that he is a mad scientist that hates all life and wants to destroy it.
Me: He wants to fuck around with the laws of mother nature.
Nico: Yeah you got that right!
Leeli: What he was doing was horrible!
Lola: Yeah no kidding there! That is sick!
Varie: No kidding there. But I'm glad he is gone.
Nico: If the roles were reversed, Julius would've beaten Shaggy to a pulp.
Me: Yeah no kidding there. Just like how he beat up Sora.
Xenia: No kidding there.
Qin: That was brutal.
Maria: Yeah it sure was. And his breath smelled REALLY Bad!
Nico: And Sora would've hesitated to fight Feral Mickey since he looks too similar to the real Mickey.
Me: Yeah he sure would have hesitated if that happened. But thank goodness it didn't.
Qin: No kidding.
Xenia: Yeah that would not be good.
Camie: I agree there.
Nico: Are we gonna fight anyone before we find Swartz's Creations?
Me: I don't sense anyone here. But it looks like Colm's village is doing great since we were here last.
Nico: I remember that battle but I don't know what went down back then.
Me: Well you were with us but back then we had to split up into 7 groups to cover more ground and face each dragon.
Nico: Oh right!
Me: Yep.
I went over the third battle of Chapter 840.
Group 3: Lori, Rubberband Man, Teresa, Arpeggio, Inque, Brittney and Lily VS Oceanus Shenron
They third group arrived in a small fishing village.
Inque: It's a small fishing village.
Brittney: The Dragon has to be around here somewhere. It's the 6-Star Dragon.
Teresa: This dragon is elusive I'll give it that.
Arpeggio: (British Accent) It sure is.
But then they got an unexpected and unpleasant experience. Hundreds and hundreds of fish, lobster, octopuses, crabs and clams fell from the sky and it was A LOT of it.
Lily: Look at all this fish!
Teresa: There's so much of it!
Lori: Where did all this fish come from?
But then all the people of the village came.
They got shovels and wheelbarrows and carts.
Man: Hey get the cart. We need to grab as much mackerel as we can and get to the market!
They piled as much fish into their carts as they could.
They gathered a lot of fish and the group had a lot of fish as well for lunch.
Brittney: This oughta keep us all fed for lunch.
Lori: Yeah and then some.
Teresa: I'm hungry.
Man 2: (Laughs) As far as I'm concerned Princess Oto's our savior. If she weren't around we would have to catch the fish ourselves.
Then a boy named Colm appeared on the boat next to them.
Colm: (Irish Accent) Listen to yourselves everyone!
Brittney: Huh?
Colm: How can you expect a little princess to make all those fish fall from the sky? Don't you think that's strange? Something awfully wrong is going on around here dad!
Brittney: What do you think it is?
Colm's dad: Look Colm, stop making me look like a fool would ya? Don't you have friends you can play with? Huh?
Colm: All of my friends dads are fishermen and they're unemployed now! My friends can't even play ball because they have to make money for their families!
Lily: That is too sad.
Colm's dad: (Growls) I'm sick of hearing this!
He threw his flask at his own son!
Colm: Wait dad!
Lily flew up and caught it. Colm was amazed that Lily was flying.
Lily: What the hell is wrong with you!? You shouldn't throw things at your own children! People that do that have absolutely no love at all!
Colm's dad: And just what would you know about it? I don't know who you are kid but you better get home to your mama!
Lily: For your information you old clod, I am Lily Loud, a member of the all powerful Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
She threw the flask back at him and it hit him in his head and knocked him out!
Brittney: That will teach you to respect your children!
They left.
Brittney couldn't help but feel sad for Colm.
They were then frying the fish they caught.
Brittney: I'm sorry about your father Colm.
Colm: It's all right Brittney. But thank you.
Lily: So what's going on here?
Colm: Ever since Princess Oto appeared out of nowhere, the fishing business has vanished from our village. Now small children are being put to work while their parents act like brainless servants to the princess.
Teresa: Oh man.
Arpeggio: That is so unusual.
Lori: It's literally like a bad fairy tale.
Lily: Who is this Princess Oto?
Colm: I don't know. That's just what everyone else calls her. And now the adults parent all day and night like they have no responsibilities. The kids don't deserve that.
Lily: Boy it sounds like this whole village is in a lot of trouble.
Colm: Indeed. Every day more fish fall from the sky more than we can handle and all the leftover fish ends up rotting in the streets and polluting the village.
Brittney: That's terrible. This is overfishing and slavery on steroids. The situation is worst than you think Colm. The 7 Shadow Dragons are behind all this. We relied too heavily on the Dragonballs and now we've unleashed them. And if we don't stop them, they will kill us all and destroy the entire universe.
Colm: (Gasps) That's terrible!
Brittney: It is. That's why we have to stop them.
Then the 6-Star Dragonball on her back glowed.
Brittney: The Dragon is here!
They saw the dragon. It was the 6-Star Dragon OCEANUS SHENRON - the Dragon of Water and Wind!
Colm: (Gasps) It's Princess Oto! The one I was telling you about.
Brittney: That's no Princess. That's the 6-Star Dragon!
She was a beautiful blue-skin girl with aqua blue eyes and long blue hair that went down to her ankles and she had a blue long dress on. She had the 6-Star Dragonball imbedded in the middle of her forehead. She had water swirl around her feet and she caused it to rain fish again.
Colm: So that's one of the Shadow Dragons?
Lily: Yep.
Colm's dad and another man went to the beach to get some fish.
The villagers then came.
Brittney: Your princess is not what she seems.
Man 3: What do you know girl?
But Colm's dad and the man were blown away and Teresa and Lily caught them.
Brittney: See what I mean? She may look like a pretty princess with gifts for everyone, but she's really an evil and extremely dangerous dragon born from overusing the Dragonballs. She and the Shadow Dragons are going to kill us all if we don't stop them!
Colm: She's right.
Lily: Get inside to safety. We'll handle this.
The villagers did so.
They faced her.
Lily: So you are one of the 7 Shadow Dragons.
She flew up to them.
Oceanus Shenron: Uch. I can't believe a little girl would talk like that. You may call me Oceanus Shenron, commander of the water and the air.
Lori: Two of the most powerful elemental forces of nature.
Teresa: (to Oceanus Shenron) So, how're we gonna do this?
Brittney: Let me handle this Teresa.
Brittney flew over.
Brittney: Oceanus, my name is Brittney Knudson and this is a strange and long story I have to share with you.
Oceanus Shenron: What is it?
Brittney: Look into my eyes and see.
Brittney showed her a vision of what went down in the future before she and her siblings and family got sent into the past to be with us. She showed her that Brittney was given the 6-Star Dragonball for her birthday when she was a little girl and she loved it like a special gift. She would take the 6-Star ball with her and keep it with her as a powerful metaphysical spirit guide. She knew about Oceanus Shenron being inside it and how she can help her achieve great things. She would turn to her for advice and more.
Oceanus Shenron was shocked. She saw her best friend Brittney Knudson standing right in front of her eyes.
Oceanus Shenron: It is you. Brittney!
They went and hugged each other.
Everyone else was really shocked at what they saw! Later they revealed everything.
Lily: So you've known each other since you were a little girl Brittney?
Brittney: I've had the 6-Star Dragonball since I was a little girl. It was before I embraced the Gothic Subculture.
Oceanus Shenron: It's true. She has been a long time friend for me.
They got her to change her ways. Lily was given a necklace in the shape of the kanji for Ocean. 海洋 And she got all of Oceanus Shenron's powers as well as the 6-Star Dragonball. Oceanus Shenron was now a full fledge human with all her powers as a Shadow Dragon.
When I as done everyone that hadn't heard about it was amazed!
Camie: Wow!
Nico: That was awesome!
Twilight Sparkle: So that's how you recruited Oceanus into the Redemption Squad.
Lola: Yep. That was awesome.
Nico: That was still an epic and awesome battle. I did not expect Omega Shenron to be so powerful back then.
Qin: That was amazing.
Lola: It sure was.
Me: Since we're here we might as well have a look around.
Nico: Good idea and I guess all we do is wait.
Qin: Yeah but it'll be awesome to be here too.
Leeli: It sure will be.
Then Colm came.
Colm: (Irish Accent) Brittney!
Brittney: Colm!
She and Colm hugged.
Colm: It's awesome to see you again.
Brittney: Same here to you. We haven't forgotten about what happened when we were here the last time. It was awesome.
Colm: I know that. It was great.
Nico: Awesome to meet you Colm.
Colm: You too Nico. It's awesome to meet all of the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm this time.
Nico: Don't mind us. We're just sitting around here fucking bored.
But then just like before a massive shower of Hundreds and hundreds of fish, lobster, octopuses, crabs and clams fell from the sky and it was A LOT of it.
Me: WHOA!
Brittney: TAKE COVER!
We ducked and covered!
Nico: And now, the boredom is gone!
Me: This is definitely the work of the next Wielder of the Swords of the Shadow Dragons.
Colm: I did see someone raise a strange sword up to the sky and she was crying too. Then a huge vortex of water surrounded her.
Me: Oh man.
Nico: We might as well have a seafood lunch while we're here too.
We got to having some seafood.
Me: Boy look at all this fish.
Brittney: This is exactly what happened when we met Oceanus Shenron the first time.
Girl Jordan: (Eating Clams) That is really amazing.
Leeli: (Eating Shrimp) So Oceanus has the powers of the Water and the Wind?
Lily: That's right. All the Shadow Dragons governed the elemental forces of nature. And they were made by specific wishes of the dragonballs that gave them life. (Eating Salmon Filets) Oceanus was made on the very first wish that Master Goku and friends made.
Nico: It was a very embarrassing wish unfortunately.
Colm: I remember it was a pair of womens underwear too.
Me: I remember that. (Eating a Salmon Steak.)
Nico: That was crazy.
Qin: Yeah no kidding. (Eats Shrimp Kabobs)
Nico: I think that wish was misinterpreted.
Me: We'll Master Goku said it was an urgent wish. Oolong stepped in at the last second and if he didn't the world would be under the tyrannical rule of Emperor Pilaf.
Brittney: That's right dad.
Colm: I remember hearing about that.
Lily: How has your dad been doing Colm?
Colm: Better than he was when you first met him Lily. He is now helping out in the fishing industry and spending more time with us.
Me: That's good he is.
Lily: I hope I didn't hit him that hard with his flask.
Colm: No he got a bruise and it served as a wakeup call for him.
Camie: That's good it did.
Nico: That was kinda harsh, don't you think?
Brittney: Lily was reacting in self defense.
Nico: Oh right I heard about that. That was a good call there though.
Xenia: It was.
Colm: Pan came often and was helping me fly.
He floated off the ground and he was flying!
Me: Wow! Pan is a good teacher!
Nico: She sure is.
Colm: It's amazing.
Me: It sure is.
Nico: Eli, can you sense for Swartz's creations?
Eli concentrated.
Me: I definitely know the next of Swartz's creations is going to be the wielder of the Sword of Oceanus Shenron - The 6-Star Dragon.
Eli: You're right on that bro. And the next of Swartz's creations are another Crocomire and Another Fixer.
Qin: Whoa Another Crocomire!?
Me: That was a freaky one and the skull of that creature is in our trophy case.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: Wake me when Another Crocomire gets here.
Me: Okay.
Nico had a nice nap.
Lily: I put some of the fish back into the ocean when we were about to cook them.
Me: Good call Lily.
Colm: But it's Amazing that you guys have been doing some amazing adventures.
Me: We've been really busy over the last 4 years. But it was amazing.
Lola: Yeah we have been having lots of adventures.
Colm: What does a Crocomire look like?
Shanan: It looks like this.
She showed a picture of it and it's a red four legged crocodile like creature with 8 eight eyes.
Colm: Whoa that is a crazy one!
Qin: It sure is.
Girl Jordan: I agree there. But It was crazy that Samus faced it. When she did so she had to send it right into the lava and when it came out it was nothing but a skeleton.
Xenia: Geez.
Nicole: I remember that. That was a scary one.
May cuddled next to Nico while he was napping.
Me: So adorable.
Qin: Yeah.
Colm: Nico and May look so adorable together.
Carol Pusateri: They sure do.
Camie: Yeah.
Maria: That's my bro and sis.
Me: Yeah.
But then we heard a roar!
Qin: Uh oh!
Me: Nico, May! Code Another!
Nico: HUH!? WHAT!?
May: Did we miss anything?!
Me: Nope.
Lola: Look!
We saw a figure and it was a dark version of Crocomire! It was ANOTHER CROCOMIRE!
Me: WHOA!
Qin: This one is scary!
Colm: Wow no kidding there!
Lola: Yeah!
Another Crocomire: (In a girls voice) I'm sorry did I interrupt something?
Sora Phaaze: (GASP) That voice!
Colm: It can talk!?
Then she reverted back and was a girl with aqua blue hair in curly hair and she had blue and aqua blue clothes.
Sora Phaaze: (GASP) Allie Alinos!
Allie Alinos: Awesome to see you again Sora and you too J.D.
Me: Same to you Allie.
Xenia: Wow! The planets of Ice and Fire.
Allie Alinos: Yep.
Leeli: Let's do this!
Allie Alinos: I love the Wingfeather Saga books. Those are my favorite books from back when I was a little girl.
Sora Phaaze: Those are all awesome.
Allie Alinos: They sure were. I heard you guys destroyed Gang the Nameless and many of the Fangs.
Qin: We sure did.
Lola: That was so awesome.
Laney: It sure was.
Xenia: Yep.
Me: Oh is the Another Fixer friendly or hostile?
Allie Alinos: Friendly and as I'm sure you saw it's been raining fish all over the place.
Me: Yeah we saw that.
Allie Alinos: Good you know.
Leeli: Lets do it.
Allie Alinos turned into Another Crocomire and Leeli flew and fired waves of fire and blasted her down and she was back to normal and then a Crocomire Skull fell out and I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Volcano Planet Bounty Hunter.
I picked her and the skull up and brought them over.
Maria: Time for some backup!
She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) PSYCHOTIC LIGHTNING 6!
She summoned Larxene, Megavolt, Dorko Malfly, Psycho Rangers, Minotaur, and Ghost of Milo Booth along with Electro, Yost Electro, U.A. Electro, Rage Shenron, and Zan Partizanne and Kracko.
Me: Shocking and electrifying.
Nico: Yeah!
Qin: This is gonna be awesome.
Colm: Boy this will be amazing.
Nico: Here she comes!
We saw a figure and it was a dark version of Fixer! It was ANOTHER FIXER!
Qin: Whoa! Another Fixer!
Nico: Whoa!
Colm: That's the one I was telling you about. I saw her turn into him.
Me: Wow.
Then she reverted back and it was a girl that had aqua green hair and blue eyes and had blue clothes and she was really crying.
Me: (GASP) Selena Oceanus!
Selena Oceanus: (Crying) Hey J.D.
Nico: Oh man. Wonder what happened?
Selena Oceanus: (Crying) It was Swartz! He Killed my mom and dad and forced me to join him and do terrible things for him!
WE GASPED IN SHOCK!
I went over and hugged her and she cried hard into my shirt.
Me: Selena it'll be all right. Swartz is gone now. He was given the black gates. He's gone.
Maria: J.D. you have to get away from her.
Nico: Maria! Let him comfort her for a few minutes. Her life was ripped apart by Swartz.
Qin: Yeah he killed her entire family in cold blood. Let him help her out.
Maria: Oh you're right.
Eli: Boy she lost everything.
Sougo: Just goes to show how evil Swartz was when we killed him.
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: Swartz got what he deserved. He was pure evil.
Qin: He didn't care who lived or died. He only cared about one thing and that was himself.
Me: And I'm glad we killed that son of a fucking bitch!
Kaito: (gets out Revice gear) We're sorry about what happened.
Zocks: (gets out Saber gear) But we can bring your parents back.
Selena Oceanus: (Crying) I'm sorry guys! It's too late for me.
Me: Selena listen. It's never too late. You did nothing to deserve this. Swartz is the true monster responsible for your misery. He did this to you. He is gone forever now. He is in the Black Gates.
Selena Oceanus: But he will come back.
Me: No he won't. Never again. The black gates will make sure he never returns. He is stuck there for all eternity and now a forgotten memory.
Sougo: It's true Selena.
Me: But yes we can bring your mom and dad back.
Selena Oceanus: You can?
Me: I sure can. I have that power.
Selena Oceanus: (CRYING) But first get rid of this ridewatch in me!
Me: That we can do.
Kaito got a Revice Saber and Zocks got a Wonder Ride Sword.
Me: It's times like this I wish we can bring back Swartz from the Black Gates and then kill him over and over and over and over again to make him suffer for all the atrocities and crimes he did.
Qin: Yeah me too! Especially for messing around with so many people!
Sougo: (gets out Revice Ridewatch) Only two more days until the Revice mission.
Geiz: (gets out Blades Ridewatch) You said it!
Sougo got ReviceArmor while Geiz got BladesArmor
Qin: Yeah! This will be awesome.
Me: And it will be awesome for when we destroy Giff forever.
Lola: Yeah no kidding.
Xenia: That will be good.
Selena turned into Another Fixer!
Me: But we'll save you from this Selena.
Nico: (gets out Fixer's Ridewatch) I can fix it!
He activated it and fired waves of energy and smashed her all over.
Nico: Time for the jump! (Activates Evil Spring Man's Ridewatch)
Nico jumped and smashed her down.
May: Feel the technological advancements of Robert Vance. (ACTIVATES ROBERT VANCE'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and smashed her all over the place.
May: This is gonna be good. (ACTIVATES MINIONS OF SET RIDEWATCH)
She glowed in a blue fire aura and smashed and bashed Another Fixer all over.
Lola: OH YEAH!
Maria: Zip your porktrap! (ACTIVATES JACK THE ZIPPER'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.
Maria: Time for this too. (ACTIVATES SETSUNA'S RIDEWATCH) WIND STYLE NINJA ART: DIVINE WIND!
She fired waves of wind and spun her around in powerful tornadoes.
Kanna: Time for the jump!
She activated her ridewatch and fired jumped and smashed her down.
Me: OH YEAH!
Technus and his team consisting of Mike Rochip, Omega Metroid, Defector, Road Kamelot and Chameleon Zodiarts then came.
Nico: Nice team, Technus!
Technus: Thanks Nico.
Qin: It's really cool!
Colm: Boy you guys have been busy.
Qin: We sure have been busy.
Me: Yep.
I fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.
Maria: Where's the next Gene Slammer?
Qin: Look!
We saw something up in the sky and it came down and it was an Altaria!
Qin: Cool an Altaria!
Nico: Awesome.
Altaria: (British Accent) I had a feeling this would be a good battle.
Nico: Skyla Escadaria!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with aqua blue hair and had blue clothes and blue angel wings.
Skyla Escadaria: Good to see you again Nico old chap. I got this for you. TALLYHO!
She fired a wave of star wind and blasted her down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and brought Selena over.
Skyla Escadaria: That was fun.
Kanna: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Skyla Escadaria: My favorite is when me and Nico were in flight school and we flew an awesome B2 Spirit Stealth Plane.
Qin: I remember that! That was so awesome.
Xenia: Wow that is cool!
Colm: Boy it sure is!
Nico and Skyla hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Skyla Escadaria: Me too Nico old chap.
Me: This was awesome though.
Nico: Now, for what we promised
Me: Yep. (SNAPS FINGERS)
I snapped my fingers and then a flash of light shined down from the heavens and then the divine singing of angels was heard and then out came two figures. 1 was a man with brown hair and had green clothes and the other was a woman with aqua green hair and had blue clothes. They opened their eyes and saw that they were back.
Mr. Oceanus: We're home. J.D. is that you?
Me: It sure is. Been a long time Mr. And Mrs. Oceanus.
Mrs. Oceanus: We saw everything that happened from heaven and thank you getting rid of Swartz.
Me: He deserved it.
Selena gasped and she saw her mom and dad.
Selena Oceanus: Mom? Dad?
Mrs. Oceanus: Hello Selena.
Mr. Oceanus: Been a while sweetie.
Selena Oceanus: MOM! DAD!
She went and hugged them and cried hard.
Selena Oceanus: (CRYING HARD) I'M SORRY! Swartz made me kill you guys! I'm SO SORRY!
Mr. Oceanus: It's not your fault honey. You were manipulated by him.
Me: But he is gone now. He was given the Black Gates.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Woody Woodpecker, Winnie, Knothead, and Splinter, Willow Emillston, Leina Kingston, Sheena, Lila Sawyer, and Arnold are heading to the western district of Gotham Royal York, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls here, but we were in for one wild mission.
We got word from Woody Woodpecker, Winnie, Knothead, and Splinter that Buzz Buzzard's old con-artist partner, Tweaky, has broken out of jail, and he's out robbing banks again and he's also up to his old ways in conning and robbing people again. Plus, he hasn't taken kindly to the fact that Vypra has since recruited Buzz Buzzard into The Masters of Evil, and he's no longer able to con or cheat anyone like he used to without getting a serious reprimand from Vypra. But, we're not going to take kindly to that dirty canary running loose again, so we're going to take him down and send him right back to prison where he'll spend the rest of his life.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in the western district of Gotham Royal York, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls here, but we've got some really big trouble. Woody, would you like to tell us?
Woody Woodpecker: Gladly, Lincoln. Okay, guys, we got some huge trouble: Buzz Buzzard's old con-artist partner, Tweaky, has broken out of jail, and he's robbing banks again and he's also up to his old ways in conning and robbing people again.
We gasped.
Nico: That dirty canary and con-artist partner of Buzz Buzzard?! Didn't you send him to jail after you and Woody kicked his and Buzz's beaks in, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Yep, that's him alright.
Me: I haven't forgotten what Lincoln did to that dirty buzzard and what Woody did to Tweaky, it was so hilarious.
Woody Woodpecker: I'm still cracking up from that. Plus, he hasn't taken kindly to the fact that Vypra has since recruited Buzz into The Masters of Evil, and he's no longer able to con or cheat anyone like he used to without getting a serious reprimand from Vypra or getting the same punishment you gave Rancid Rabbit.
Lincoln: Well, we're not going to take kindly to that dirty canary running loose again, so we're going to take him down and send him right back to prison where he'll spend the rest of his life. So, we got to track him down, luckily Tweaky isn't smart enough to realize the blue tye-dye packs went off when he took the money and it also ripped apart the bag he had with him.
We saw the fresh dollar bills were scattered all over the place, and Tweaky's left a trail of blue-colored footprints.
Nico: Fresh dollar bills and Tweaky's footprints. Let's hunt that dirty canary down and take the money back!
We followed Tweaky's trail and gathered the scattered dollar bills to give back to the bank. Suddenly, Lincoln saw some very familiar tracks as well.
Lincoln: Oh no, those tracks are X-Borg footprints, so that dirty canary's summoned the troops of The Armada to help him, and with a Dark Orb no less. Two can play at that game, Tweaky!
Lincoln summoned the Anatomia Complex, the futuristic "smart scroll" used for storing and reading design information about the Homunculi, and he summoned armies of Nebulosus, the heavy troops and evolved forms of the Stratus troops.
Nico: Whoa, now that's awesome.
Eli: When Lincoln absorbed Singularity and assimilated all of his powers and abilities, he also gained the ability to summon the Anatomia Complex scrolls and with them, he can create any Homunculi he needs to help.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) Along with summoning Angels of Paradiso under his control and Infernal Demons.
Me: This is so awesome, now, let's go give that dirty canary the surprise of his life!
Lincoln: You got it, J.D., and I want to thank your team for joining us, Pinkie Pie, along with you, Winne, Knothead, and Splinter, Woody.
Pinkie Pie: You're welcome, Linky. Now, let's get that dirty canary.
Woody Woodpecker: And drag him back to jail for good.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful girl with long yellow hair, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful yellow angel wings, she has on a tiara with the Kamen Rider Saga logo, she's dressed in a sleeveless black vest, sleeveless yellow top, necklace with the Kamen Rider Saga logo for the pendant, black skirt and she has a Kivat with her and Fuestles around her waist, yellow pants, yellow legwarmers, yellow sneakers, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with darkness, bats, swords, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the Kamen Rider Saga logo and holstered on her back is a massive Kamen Rider Saga-themed greatsword with embedded yellow gems and a Kivat etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged yellow blade, large yellow bat heads for the crossguard, large yellow gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large yellow bat heads and large yellow gem on the bottom of the large dark blue bat heads for the pommel, and she has the eight girls with her.
Qin: Whoa, who's that?
Wataru: That must be the Kamen Rider Saga embodiment that Lincoln mentioned yesterday.
Girl: That's right, and I got the eight girls away from that dirty con-artist canary, Tweaky, and I also saw the Nebulosus troops Lincoln summoned by summoning a Anatomia Complex, and they tore down the X-Borgs Tweaky had with him.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Tamara Nobori, I knew it was you, it's awesome to see you again.
?: I will have my revenge on you for ruining my bank robberies, turning Buzz to The Masters of Evil, and for throwing us in jail years ago, Lincoln Loud and Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
We then saw our target, the dirty con-artist canary, Tweaky, and boy was he mad!
Lincoln: If it isn't Buzz Buzzard's con-artist partner, Tweaky. Nice of him to save us the trouble of going after him. Now, let's take him down and send him back to jail.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Pinkie Pie and her team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Tweaky, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Tweaky was extremely furious, but before he could summon more X-Borgs with the Dark Orb in his hand, Woody Woodpecker smacked his hand with a mallet and fired a blast of fire and it destroyed the Dark Orb and not only did our blue auras protect us again from the shards, but we also gained a power boost, and then, Lincoln fired a blue energy blast which turned into a straitjacket and tied that dirty canary up. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and the cops came and took Tweaky away, and we returned the money Tweaky stole from the bank.
Me: Enjoy getting sent back to prison, Tweaky.
Lincoln: You don't deserve to be free ever again.
Nico: As they say, once a jailbird always a jailbird.
Eli: What a dirty con-artist.
Lincoln: Tweaky was never going to change, Eli, he and Buzz have gotten into major trouble over and over again, he's the textbook definition of a habitual criminal. (To Tamora Nobori) And it's so good to see you again, Tamora Nobori.
Tamora Nobori: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Tamora Nobori and he hugged her, and Tamora Nobori is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, orange version of He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were eleven, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Tamora Nobori: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting your own version of He-Man's chest harness. You've really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Tamora Nobori, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Saga, she's my Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in English. Tamora's known for defending me with a fierce passion not only from my enemies, but also from the heartlessness of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and she's also gotten along well with Leni, Luna, Laney, Lana, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita, and she's also a very powerful vampire with all of the strengths and dark powers of the vampires and none of their weaknesses, and like me and the other vampires, she feeds on blood bags from the blood bank, and she knew of me being a powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, and she's also friends with Lucy and her friends in The Young Morticians' Club, and she's also one of the many members of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force.
Me: Nice one.
Victoria Kurenai: And Lincoln made Tamora a tiara with the Kamen Rider Saga symbol on it and necklace with Kamen Rider Saga symbol for the pendant, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips underneath the full moon as the vampire bats flew into the night. She's also the sister of Taiga Nobori A.K.A. Kamen Rider Saga, and she hates Lola with a burning passion.
Me: Whoa! I had no idea you had a sister, Taiga.
Taiga: You never asked, J.D., and it's so good to see you again, Tamora.
Tamora Nobori: You too, Taiga.
The two siblings hugged.
Lincoln: And she also heard of what we did to King, Takashi, and Takato, and she's so glad to be rid of those three heartless Fangires.
Me: We all were.
Taiga: And you're also going to like this: she absolutely loathed and despised King with an absolute intense hatred that even the other Fangires were absolutely afraid of her, and not just because she's a vampire.
Lincoln: That's right, she's way more powerful than King, and even though she did tell me who her father was, she absolutely despised him for what he's done to too many people, including you and Wataru since you're her siblings, and she told me that she always loved you two dearly.
Wataru: She really said that? Wow.
Taiga: If our mother could see her now, she would be so proud of her for coming such a long way.
Tamora Nobori: She'd love to see that, and we'll always keep her memory alive in our hearts, guys. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something we also want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right?
Tamora Nobori: How'd you guess what I was about to ask?
Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.
Tamora Nobori: Ooh, I knew it was a matter of time before you'd start marking your future wives.
Lincoln went up to Tamora Nobori, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Tamora Nobori: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Tamora Nobori's neck with yellow gems on the gold lightning bolts and yellow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Tamora Nobori: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Tamora Nobori.
Tamora Nobori had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The eight girls are Nagisa Kubo, Akina Kubo, Hazuki Kudou, Saki Kubo, and Tamao Taira from Kubo Won't Let Me Be Invisible and Zari, Lily, and Bea from Duolingo.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Nagisa Kubo, Akina Kubo, Hazuki Kudou, Saki Kubo, and Tamao Taira from Kubo Won't Let Me Be Invisible and Zari, Lily, and Bea from Duolingo.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Nagisa Kubo: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Nagisa Kubo and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from that dirty con artist canary Tweaky, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, his own version of He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, large Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.
Nagisa Kubo: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Nagisa Kubo: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Nagisa Kubo, Akina Kubo, Hazuki Kudou, Saki Kubo, Tamao Taira, Zari, Lily, and Bea with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Buzz Buzzard's old con-artist partner, Tweaky, who'd broken out of jail again, and was robbing banks along with conning and robbing people again. Plus, he hasn't taken kindly to the fact that Vypra has since recruited Buzz Buzzard into The Masters of Evil, and that he's no longer able to con or cheat anyone like he used to without getting a serious reprimand from Vypra.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Lincoln summoning the Anatomia Complex scrolls to summon an army of Nebulous soldiers to destroy the X-Borg soldiers Tweaky summoned with a Dark Orb he had, and finally all of us beating that dirty con artist canary down and Lincoln tying him up with a blue energy straitjacket and handed the stolen money and also took Tweaky away, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln and Tamora Nobori have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: That'll teach that stupid con-artist dirty canary to never come after us ever again. Plus, that was some awesome work summoning the Anatomia Complex scrolls to create that army of Nebulous to get rid of the X-Borg soldiers that Tweaky made with that Dark Orb, Lincoln.
Lincoln: This was the first time I summoned the enemies of Bayonetta to do our bidding. Plus, I can't help but get the feeling I'm going to be doing that again later on today on our mission, and it's also against an army of villains we defeated and banished long ago.
Nico: I've also got that feeling as well, Lincoln.
Me: Same here.
After finally taking down Tweaky and sending that dirty con artist canary back to prison for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Tamora Nobori saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Tamora Nobori: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Tamora, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Tamora Nobori: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Tamora Nobori: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Tamora, what's the story on why you hated Lola with a burning passion?
Tamora Nobori: Oh, that's a story I've never forgotten. It's true I hated King, The Checkmate Four, and The Legendorga with a blazing passion for their hatred towards mankind, but what Lola's done to her own brother could never be forgiven. One day, we were having a meeting at the castle Adriana had created for our club and we were going over our reports from the many missions we'd done, and Lincoln was with us. But, we suddenly heard a loud screech of anger in the air, and we knew exactly who that was: Lola, and she was out to murder Lincoln because something got her in a bad mood yet again. I was really mad, and so were the rest of us and Lincoln, so we charged out, and as soon as we got outside, Lola was about to pounce on Lincoln and beat him to death with brass knuckles, but Lincoln fired a blast of darkness at her and sent her flying into a tree, she got back up and she roared with anger, her hair literally turned into flames, her teeth turned into fangs, and her face turned red. We'd had enough of that pink-wearing blackmailing pageant demon, so we pounced on her and we started beating her up, and then, Lincoln tied her up with red energy ropes he'd fired from his white angel wings and she was still screaming like crazy, so I duct-taped her big fat mouth shut. We called Luna and as soon as she heard what happened, she was so furious and she grabbed Lola by the collar of her dress and dragged her back to The Loud House, where she got grounded for ten months for her attempted murder of Lincoln, she was so lucky we didn't ask to press charges on her, but because the nice sisters wanted to kill her, we threw Lola into a makeshift jail cell, and she protested saying she wanted a lawyer and she was framed.
Nico: Like that classic line would save her. If you were actually going to press charges on her, she would be found guilty and the evidence would be staring her hard in the face.
Me: Lola was lucky no one was pressing charges, but Lincoln and the Guardian Angels had a ton of evidence on her.
Bertha Sellington: We documented all of her crimes with hidden cameras and even she wasn't able to cover her tracks that easily. Plus, we found out that Lynn stepped on Lola's tiara and broke it, and she planted a lock of Lincoln's hair to frame him, and she was the one who gave her the brass knuckles in the first place.
Lincoln: We were absolutely shocked, horrified, and enraged Lynn did this, and that she still wanted me dead again. We offered her no forgiveness for her crimes, I marched up to her room, grabbed her by the collar of her jersey, and brought her down to Mom and Dad to face her punishment.
Luna: Yep, she got grounded for eleven months for her crime, and Lincoln even told her off by using the Dad tone of voice.
Lynn Sr.: I had no idea he was able to speak like that to her, but let's just say that by the time Lincoln was done, Junior ran off to her room and hid under her bed, but not before she peed her gym shorts in fright.
Rita: I knew her antics would go too far one day and result in her getting verbally chewed out, but on this occasion, the words would come from her own brother.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Judy Jetson, Paige Schwartz, Lena Isis, Chris Dinoclaw, Soon Shineweb, Fabia Sheen, Aqua, and Charlotte are heading to Aquatic Ruin Zone.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Judy Jetson, Paige Schwartz, Lena Isis, Chris Dinoclaw, Soon Shineweb, Fabia Sheen, Aqua, and Charlotte were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Judy Jetson, Paige Schwartz, Lena Isis, Chris Dinoclaw, Soon Shineweb, Fabia Sheen, Aqua, and Charlotte had feelings for Lincoln, and he had the very same feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant.
Judy Jetson: Wow, so this is Aquatic Ruin Zone, it really is amazing.
Lincoln: I've been here numerous times before, Judy, and this place really is awesome. Shall we?
Lincoln, Judy Jetson, Paige Schwartz, Lena Isis, Chris Dinoclaw, Soon Shineweb, Fabia Sheen, Aqua, and Charlotte dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Judy Jetson, Paige Schwartz, Lena Isis, Chris Dinoclaw, Soon Shineweb, Fabia Sheen, Aqua, and Charlotte got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Judy Jetson, Paige Schwartz, Lena Isis, Chris Dinoclaw, Soon Shineweb, Fabia Sheen, Aqua, and Charlotte, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Judy Jetson, Paige Schwartz, Lena Isis, Chris Dinoclaw, Soon Shineweb, Fabia Sheen, Aqua, and Charlotte placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Orange Ocean, eh, Linky?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Judy Jetson, Paige Schwartz, Lena Isis, Chris Dinoclaw, Soon Shineweb, Fabia Sheen, Aqua, and Charlotte with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Judy, Paige Schwartz, Lena, Chris Dinoclaw, Soon Shineweb, Fabia, Aqua, and Charlotte are now part of your harem, awesome.
Zenet: I actually knew Lena had feelings for Lincoln.
Dan: Same with Fabia.
Sellon: Along with Chris, Paige, and Soon.
Nico: Along with Aqua, Charlotte, and Judy Jetson.
Eli: We all knew about that, and Lincoln saved them from Flip's musclebound thugs again.
Poromon: Ooh, that three butt-cheeked smelly mutant cheapskate's really making me mad again. (Takes out a bottle of Fizz Bomb) Luckily, I got a secret weapon for him.
Lily: (Gasps) Is that a bottle of Fizz Bomb soda?!
Poliwag: Oh no.
Poromon chugged down the bottle of Fizz Bomb soda, and then, his stomach boiled, and he inhaled deeply, and Lincoln sent him to Lynn's Table, and then as soon as he was near the jerks specifically Flip.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Poromon belched down Flip, and Flip's clothes ripped off and he was left in his underwear, and when Flip saw it, he freaked out, and Lincoln beamed Poromon back, and we saw the whole thing and we busted out laughing.
Nico: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) THAT'LL TEACH YOU, YOU FAT HAIRY CHEAPSKATE!
Me: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) OH MAN, THAT WAS REALLY HILARIOUS!
Lynn Sr.: Okay, I knew Lynn's belches were that monstrous, but that one, that one really shook up the whole restaurant, and ripped Flip's clothes off leaving him in his underwear.
Lincoln: Where did you even get that kind of soda?
Lily: I think I know where he got that stuff: Bubble Bass.
Lily flew down to Lynn's Table and she brutally pulverized Bubble Bass and more gold and jewels had exploded out of him, and Lily flew back.
Lily: That's for using that Fizz Bomb soda to belch down both SpongeBob and Patrick's homes, Bubble Butt!
Later we were watching TV. Then we saw a Poromon.
Sandy: Yolei, did Hawkmon revert back to his Poromon form?
Yolei: No he didn't.
Hawkmon: I'm right here and that is not the Poromon we know.
Poromon: Yeah that's Alice.
Alice Ginnashira: Yep I turned into a Poromon.
Nico: Cool!
Spongebob: Can you turn into the other mascots?
Alice Ginnashira: I sure can.
She glowed and turned into Poliwag. Then Manaphy, Jirachi, Tentacool, Horsea, Ninetales, etc.
Swindle: How about you turn into Poliwag again and hop on top of him?
Alice Ginnashira: You got it.
She did so and then hopped on him.
Alice Ginnashira: BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY!
Poliwag: Hey!
Sunsstreaker: Do the same thing for Horsea!
Alice Ginnashira: Okay!
She turned into Horsea and hopped on her!
Horsea: What the!?
Alice Ginnashira: BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY!
Horsea: Stop that!
Juran: Do the same thing for Manaphy!
She turned to Manaphy and hopped on her.
Alice Ginnashira: YEAH!
Manaphy: What the?!
Vroon: Do the same thing for Poromon now!
She did so.
She bounced on him.
Poromon: HEY!
Qin: Oh boy.
James: Good thing my Cacnea's not a Cacturne yet.
James' Cacnea was offended.
Me: Don't take it personally Cacnea.
Cacturne: (CUDDLING NICO) (In a girls voice) NICO I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
Qin: Wait that voice.
Nico: (In pain) OUCH! Claudia Kipinski!? Wow!
Me: Boy she sure is a hugger.
Nico: OUCH! I have a jumpsuit with your name on it.
Cacturne: Oh thanks.
She took the green one and went into the bathroom and she came out and was in the jumpsuit. She was a girl with green hair and green eyes.
Claudia Kipinski: Much better. Now for this.
Claudia jumped and squished Nico's face in between her ample breasts.
We laughed!
Maria: Any favorite memories of Nico?
Claudia Kipinski: When Nico and me did some funny shows in clown school.
May was fuming with fury.
Nico: (Muffled) Those were fun times.
May: No one does that to Nico but me.
Qin: Oh boy.
Nico: I really missed you.
Claudia Kipinski: Me too Nico. Me too!
May: She better let go of my man!
Xenia: May calm down.
Vice: Nico, which teams have you made today?
Nico: Hawkgirl's team will include Angel (X-Men), Yusuke Amamiya, Cassandra Alexander, Janner and Tink Wingfeather. Maximum Ride's team will include Suki, Ikki Igarashi, Rashin, Vesper Woman and Griselda Nottingshire.
Me: Awesome choices.
Qin: Yeah.
Tink: It's going to be awesome being on a team.
Qin: It sure is.
Janner: You said it.
Laney: We're really excited for you guys.
Leeli: Same here.
The previous group came.
Vulture: Can me, Dr. Viktor, Demyx, Heat Wave, Dai Gui, Box Ghost, Ssserpent, Onyx, Trickster, and Merman go with you guys?
Evil Aero Man: Me, Frankenstein, Bell Org, Evil Flame Man, Mudslide, Katty Katswell, Superfriends Scarecrow, Madame Snake, Brutus, and Genbu will come too.
Nico: Yes you all can come with. We're going to have lunch at the Krusty Krab while discussing our next mission.
Merman: Cool I'm starving.
Xenia: Awesome.
Qin: Yeah.
Mega Man Aqua Man: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Zangoose, Seviper, Lunatone & Solrock next.
Me: Whoa! This will be awesome.
Lola: Yeah and the Sun and Moon Rock pokemon are awesome.
Xenia: They sure are.
Princess Luna: The last two are mine and sisters favorite kinds of Pokemon.
Me: Those two are right up your ally.
Qin: If I had to guess those two are going to be Sunny and Luna Huntington.
Me: Really?
Qin: Intuition.
Dr. Viktor: Now, let's have lunch at the Krusty Krab.
Frankenstein: Always nice to eat there.
We went to the Krusty Krab.
Underwater we were walking through Bikini Bottom.
Me: Bikini Bottom is sure looking good.
Girl Jordan: It sure is.
Qin: Yeah it sure is awesome coming here.
We arrived at the Krusty Krab.
Me: Here we are guys.
We went in.
Nico: Good morning Krusty Krew!
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there lads.
Totally Spies Alice: Hey there, Krusty Krew!
Camie: Ahoy there Mr. Krabs.
Me: Boy are we hungry today.
Mr. Krabs: What can we get ya?
Nico: Monster Krabby Patties and Pretty Patties please?
Mr. Krabs: Aye aye lads.
We paid him and we waited for our food.
We got our food and man it was awesome.
Heat Wave: Need those heated up?
Evil Flame Man: I can help with that too.
Nico: Nothing like having our buns toasted.
They toasted the buns and we got to eating.
Me: (Eating a Patty) MMM! Delicious.
Tomahawk Man: Let me eat this Monster Krabby Patty.
Squidward: Sure you want to do that?
Tomahawk Man: I can try.
He went and ate one and man was it good.
Me: Do robots even know what they are eating though?
Rusty: Not sure. I was built with no taste receptors. I also don't have pain or smell receptors.
Me: Pain receptors you can live without.
Rusty: That's true.
Qin: Yeah.
We were eating a good meal.
Ssserpent: I'll have Green Pretty Patties.
Madame Snake: Me too.
We gave them to them.
Ssserpent: Mmm! (Eating) Delicious.
Yes we were having a delicious meal.
Leeli: (Eating a krabby patty) Boy these are delicious.
Me: They sure are Leeli.
King Kai: (Telepathically) Nico, everyone, can you hear me?
Nico: Loud and clear, King Kai, what's the emergency?
King Kai: (Telepathically) You're not going to like this, the Krabs army has returned from The Bikini Badlands to get revenge on you all for banishing them there.
We gasped.
Lily: Oh no, not those cheapskates again!
Lincoln: I never thought we'd hear from those cheapskates ever again after we defeated Naked Krabs and banished the Krabs army to The Bikini Badlands where they'd have no chance for survival there.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Looks like they're tougher than they look, and they just don't know when to quit. Well, then, it looks like they've left us no choice: we're turning all of them into King Krab Legs and Krab Dinners.
Lincoln: I've suddenly gotten an appetite for King Krab Legs and full-sized Krab dinners!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Jesstia, another member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, and she's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Jesstia of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah on the move?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and she's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans.
Nico: Just as we expected, but we're more than ready for Jesstia, right, Valerie?
Valerie Volcania: Right, and just like what happened, she's going to transform by drinking that potion with 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, so Lincoln will separate her King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form from his real form and absorb the King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form while we destroy Jesstia and give her The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Those deranged fanatics have really been playing with fire when they created that potion, don't they have any idea of what that stuff will do to them should they dare to consume it.
Nico: Unfortunately not. Alright, gang, let's go down to The Krusty Krab and turn that army of Krabs into King Krab Legs and full-sized Krab dinners.
Lincoln: We're so in for one awesome Krab feast after we get done beating them into the ground, and once we get through with those cheapskate crabs, you better be ready to die, Jesstia.
Valerie Volcania: You better be ready to die, Jesstia, because you're about to feel the true power and fiery wrath of the volcano.
Eli: And you were right about what you said, Lincoln. You know what this means?
Lincoln: Yep. Time to get out an army to tear those cheapskate crabs to shreds.
Lincoln summoned an Anatomia Complex smart scroll terminal that appeared behind his back, and he used the smart scrolls to summon a massive army of Homunculi soldiers, and they all stood in battle formation and were ready for battle, and the Anatomia Complex smart scroll terminal behind Lincoln's back vanished.
Nico: (Whistles) Now, that's what I call an army ready for battle.
Me: So that army of Krabs that we faced years ago is back.
Qin: Oh boy.
Poromon: Can I have beer with my meal?
Headstrong: No, you can't, Poromon.
Squidward: Poromon, why would the Krusty Krab have beer?
Poromon: I don't know.
Nico: Guys we found out from King Kay that the army of Krabs we faced is back. Lets focus on that after we eat.
Poromon: Oh right.
We finished our meal and we were full.
Ruby Rose: Ahh! That was great!
Nora Valkyrie: (LOUD BELCH) Pardon me.
Nico: No worries.
Camie: So what was this Army of Krabs?
Me: All of the Naked Krabs's extended family. We beat them 4 years ago and Maria did a funny trick that banished them to the Bikini Badlands.
Maria: Yep.
Trickster: What was this trick?
Katty Kattswell: Did it involve a scary mask?
Maria: Nope. It involved a Robot Chicken Sketch and a lot of fighting.
Maria went over what happened in chapter 730 and it was awesome.
French Narrator: (French Accent) Ah, the Krusty Krab. Home of the delicious Krabby Patty and its super-secret recipe.
Lily was working behind the grill and Maria came in.
Maria: Hello Krusty Crew!
Lily: Hey Maria. Hey Horsea.
Horsea: Hey Lily.
Maria: Horsea, what kind of Krabby Patty would you like?
Horsea: I'll have a Monster Krabby Patty.
Maria: That's a good choice Horsea. We're all here Lily.
Lily: One Monster Krabby Patty coming up.
Real hands appeared and they had a huge pile of meat in them and they plopped the meat onto the grill.
French Narrator: 20 minutes later.
Lily came out with the patty.
Lily: Order up! One Monster Krabby Patty.
Lily brought it to the table the Crusaders of Neptune were at and she sat it on the table. Lily had a Shadow Clone behind the grill.
Varie: Wow! Lily you weren't kidding! This is the biggest item on the Krusty Krab menu.
Rolf: You sure are a magnificent burger cook cowlick water Loud Girl.
Lily: Thanks Rolf.
They got to eating.
Lily: Thanks for visiting the Krusty Krab, Maria.
Maria: You're welcome Lily. It's always fun to come here.
Horsea: Did you guys know that I insulted Icky Vicky as well?
Gali: What did you say to her Horsea?
Horsea: Oh it was awesome.
FLASHBACK
In the Moon Prison, Maria had finished her rant to Icky Vicky. Horsea then squirted acid ink into Icky Vicky's eyes and she screamed in excruciating pain.
Horsea: YOU ARE THE WORST EVER HUMAN THAT EVER LIVED VICKY! YOU ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING SHIT-FACED FREAK OF NATURE THAT HAS EVER WALKED THE FACE OF THE EARTH! GO KILL YOURSELF!
Maria: Whoo! You tell her Horsea.
FLASHBACK ENDS
They cheered for Horsea.
Invisible Woman: That was well done Horsea.
Seaspray: You said it Susan. Good show.
Gali: Very impressive.
Lily: I'll say.
Lana: Me too Lily. That was awesome!
Rolf: Rolf agrees.
SpongeBob: Attention, Krusty Krab crew! All hands report immediately!
Lily: [runs up] Fry cook Lily Loud reporting, sir!
Pearl: [Hops out from the boat.] Cashier Pearl Krabs reporting, sir!
Sandy: Bus girl Sandy Cheeks reporting!
Squidward got up from his nap.
Squidward: (Yawns) What's everyone yelling about?
SpongeBob: Today is the 25th anniversary of the first time Mr. Krabs's arch-enemy and our former nemesis Plankton ever tried to steal the secret Krabby Patty formula. [scene flashes back to Mr. Krabs and Plankton]
Plankton: Can I have the secret formula?
Mr. Krabs: No.
Plankton: Okay. [walks away]
SpongeBob: [voiceover] But Plankton was persistent!
Plankton: [comes back] Pretty please?
Mr. Krabs: Uh-uh. [scene cuts to Plankton holding a costume behind his back]
SpongeBob: He used disguises! [Plankton laughs and pulls a cockroach costume over himself; Mr. Krabs squishes him] Super science! [Plankton drips a droplet of chemical into a test tube and drinks it; he is surrounded in a pink cloud and appears as a cockroach; Mr. Krabs steps on him again] Civil disobedience! [Plankton is marching, holding a picket sign that states "I am not a roach"; Mr. Krabs squashes him once more; scene cuts back to the Krusty Krab with, Lily, Sandy, Pearl, Squidward, and SpongeBob] And Mr. Krabs always came out on top! Now that Mr. Krabs is in prison and Plankton has been banished into the endless void of space, and now we have a naked nude Krabs in Plankton's place and we have to make sure that he doesn't get the Krabby Patty Secret Formula.
Lily: I never knew that Plankton was that crafty. But you can count on us Mr. SquarePants!
Squidward: [sarcastically] Fascinating.
SpongeBob: But thousands of failures have made him crafty, so keep your eyes open! [SpongeBob eyes bulge out, and he moves them right to left] You'll never know what trick he'll use to steal the secret Krabby Patty formula.
Lily: Aye aye sir!
Pearl: You can count on us Mr. SquarePants.
Robot: [walks into the Krusty Krab, speaks in robotic voice] What a quaint restaurant. I think I will sample their wares.
Lily: It's a robot.
SpongeBob: I got this one. Excuse me Pearl. [moves Pearl out of the way] I'll take this one. [to the robot] Welcome to the Krusty Krab, sir. May I help you?
Robot: Yes please. I'd like an order of chili coral bits.
SpongeBob: [loses fake grin he had] You sure you don't want a Krabby Patty?
Robot: No, thank you. [pulls out a huge bar of gold] Will this cover it?
SpongeBob: Wow! That's a lot of gold! [grabs the gold and hands the robot a paper bag] Here you go.
Robot: [takes the bag and walks toward the door; using green laser beams, it melts the doorway and walks through] Good day.
Lily had strong suspicions about the giant bar of gold that was given to
SpongeBob: Hm. I was sure it was one of Krabs's tricks.
Lily then sensed something inside the gold bar.
Lily: Oh no!
Lily jumped over to the bar and opened a hatch on it and inside was Krabs.
Lily: I knew this was too good to be true!
SpongeBob: I knew it was a trick!
Krabs: Alright, Squarepants. Hand over the Krabby Patty formula!
Spongebob: Or what?
Krabs: (shrugs) Or I'll destroy the Krusty Krab. Is that a valid threat? Because I didn't think that far ahead.
SpongeBob: Well, then, allow me to suggest your next move. [scene cuts to a slingshot; Krabs screams in terror as he is flung towards the Crab Net!]
Krabs: CURSE YOU SQUAREPANTS!
CRASH!
Krabs hit the wall of the Crab Net.
Krabs: Ouch.
Gali: Boy that stupid Krabs just will never learn.
Luna: No he won't dudes.
SpongeBob: [laughs]
Lily: Serves that skinflint right! But just in case.
Lily had Maria spy on Krabs.
Spongebob: Why am I getting a strange sense of deja vu?
At the Crab Net, Krabs was getting up from the launch.
Krabs: You just wait, Squarepants! Next time I'll... ah, who am I kidding? At least I can go home to me wife who understands. [scene cuts to inside the Crab Net]
Fiona: So? Tell me what happened.
Krabs: I don't want to talk about it.
Fiona: Talking will make you feel better.
Krabs: Leave me alone.
Fiona: That's your problem. You never let anyone in. Krabs the rock, Krabs the loner...
Krabs: And she's off, ladies and gentlemen.
Krabs: ...and that's why everything you try ends up like this... [Fiona's screen shows Krabs laughing, about to pull a lever; Lily punches him in the face and sends him flying] and like this... [Fiona's screen shows Krabs with a bunch of pillows wrapped around him laughing; Lily punches him again but with a spiked metal fist-glove and sends him flying] and more recently, like this. [Fiona's screen shows a slingshot with a flinging noise.]
Krabs: [whimpering, starts bawling] I'm a failure!
Fiona: It's not that bad! You just require a little help. Maybe some henchmen...
Krabs: Henchmen?
Fiona: Yes, what you need to do is surround yourself with muscular tough guys who will do whatever you say.
Krabs: I like the sound of that. I'll canvas all the seediest lowbrow dives in town to find me minions. And I know just how to speak their language! [scene cuts to a dim club with muscular tough guys playing pool; Krabs stands at the door] Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! Who will join me!?
[Scene cuts to Krabs sitting in a wheelchair in the Crab Net with a cast and bandages]
Krabs: I don't get it. No matter what I do, I always end up being smashed by someone bigger and stronger than me.
Fiona: Oh, come on. I think you're overreacting. [as Fiona talks, a robotic hand comes out of a panel and pats Krabs, then crushes him] Sorry.
Krabs: That's okay. I'm no different than the millions of other Krabs in the sea. [while Krabs talks, he "assembles" himself together, sticking his eyes on, putting his claws in the sockets, and matching his legs which are labeled "left leg" and "right leg" in their appropriate sockets] The Krabs family has been a money-obsessed family for many generations and now because of Lily we have now because the most hated family in the history of the world. And we're now always being pushed around and crushed. Wait! That's it! Acting alone, we're powerless, but united, the Krabs family could be a real pain in the hindquarters! [he appears with a phone book and slams it on the table] SquarePants and Loud may think one Krabs is no problem, but let's see them take on two, or ten, or a hundred, or a thousand, or a million! [scene cuts to Krabs dialing a number; cuts to Krabs on the phone; cuts to Krabs writing letters to numerous family members; cuts to Krabs licking the adhesive on a bunch of envelopes; cuts to Krabs in a red airplane, skywriting "CALLING ALL KRABS"; cuts to a montage of differently dressed Krabs] But why stop there? I'll gather every family member from every corner of the ocean. The entire Krabs family under one roof! SpongeBob won't stand a chance against the staggering intellect of a million cheapskate criminal masterminds! [doorbell rings] They're here! Welcome, mateys! [Krabs runs to the door and opens it with a big grin, which quickly fades into a look of disgust and disbelief; he sees a huge group of hick, redneck crab family members playing music; one of them begins to speak]
Clem: [hick drawl] Hey, look, everybody! It's cousin Krabs!
All: Yee-haw!
Krabs (sees all his family members): I've been gone from home longer than I thought. [Clem runs up and shakes Krabs's Claw]
Clem: [hick drawl] Well, howdy, cousin! [Krabs stares at his claw, which is dripping after his cousin shook it]
Krabs: Uh...
Clem: It's me, Clem. O' course, you remember Zeke, Rufus, Jeke, Billy Billy Bo-Illy Bonana Fanna Fo-Filly, Doug, Enos... [Clem continues introducing the rest of the family; Krabs is crawling on the ground]... Fletcher McGee, Rainchild, Zeke Junior...
Krabs: Alright! I get it! I mean, uh, come inside. Make yourself at home. [scene cuts to the family inside the Crab Net, standing in front of Karen] I'd like you to meet me computer wife, Fiona.
Clem: [whistles from the back of the group] Golly, she sure is purdy, Eugene.
Fiona: Eugene?!
Krabs: [annoyed] Yes, that's me first name. [Fiona cracks up; Krabs keeps an angry face]
Fiona: Eugene? [laughing]
Krabs: [still has an annoyed face] Will you please-!
Fiona: [still laughing] Sorry!
Krabs: All right, as I was saying... [Karen starts laughing] Okay, we all know Eugene's a funny name.
Fiona: [laughing] Okay, okay. I'm done. No more.
Krabs: Good. Ahem, to continue. [turns away from Fiona; he doesn't see the screen that she brings down behind him; the word "EUGENE" appears on the screen] Only you can bring honor... [the family laughs; Krabs turns around to look at the screen; it is blank] ...and dignity... [the word "EUGENE" with a finger pointing at Krabs appears; the group laughs, and Krabs turns to look at the screen, which is now blank] ...back to the Krabs name. [as soon as Krabs speaks, another "EUGENE" sign appears with an arrow pointing at Krabs; he turns around to look at the screen and is trembling with fury; as he starts to speak, another "EUGENE" sign appears] For years, it has been me goal to acquire the secret formula for... [Krabs turns around and points at the sign] Aha! [he runs to the outlet and unplugs it] Okay, that's enough! [Fiona says "Eugene! Ha Ha!" before losing power; Plankton runs in front of Fiona's screen] Bottom line: we invade the Krusty Krab so I can steal the secret formula. What do you think?
Family Member 1: But what's in it for us? [the family roars in agreement]
Krabs: Well, what do ye want?
Family Member 2: Gawrsh. Can I get a new string for my banjo? [holds up a banjo with one string]
Family Member 3: And another boot to match this'n? [holds up foot with a boot on it]
Family Member 4: [holds up laptop] And some more memory for my laptop!
Clem: And what about root beer?
All: Root beer?!
Krabs: Help me get the secret formula and you can have as much root beer as you can drink! [the group cheers] Victory, thy name is Krabs! [Krabs turns to face the cheering crowd; on his back is a note taped on with the word "Eugene."]
Maria heard the plan outside and she was shocked.
Maria: This is bad! We got to warn everyone.
Maria went to the Krusty Krab and warned everyone.
Varie: So Krabs has amassed an army with his entire family and brethren?
Maria: I'm not kidding Varie. He's going to take down the entire Krusty Krab with over 1 million family members.
Lily: This is really bad. We are about to go into war. Krabs amassing an army like this to take us down is equal to that of a declaration of war.
SpongeBob: We have to be ready.
Maria: I have an idea. It's gonna be risky but we need to find out their weakness.
SpongeBob: Their weakness is money.
Maria: No I'm talking about their weakness biologically.
Lily: Oh I get it.
Maria: I'm gonna go ask Mr. Krabs about this.
Everyone gasped.
Lily: Maria that's crazy!
Maria: It's our only chance Lily. But you have to trust me on this. We have no other alternative.
Lily: Okay Maria. Do what you got to do.
Maria: Thank you.
Maria went to the Ross Ice Shelf Prison.
Maria was talking to Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: So there's a naked version of me thats filled in Plankton's role?
Maria: That's right Mr. Krabs. He runs around in the nude and he's after the Krabby Patty Secret Formula.
Mr. Krabs: Boy and I thought Plankton was such a headache. But this nude version of me sounds even more dangerous.
Maria: He is Mr. Krabs. But Lily has beaten him as much as you have beaten Plankton.
Mr. Krabs: I'm proud of that Lass.
Maria: I am too. But the real problem is this. The naked Krabs has amassed a huge army of his and your kind to destroy the Krusty Krab to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula.
Mr. Krabs: (Gasps) That is exactly what Plankton did with his kind!
Maria: Plankton tried this kind of plan before?
Mr. Krabs: Aye lass. But in the end I horrified that malignerant microbe with a fake secret formula recipe where the Krabby Patties are made of Plankton.
Maria: That is genius Mr. Krabs. That just might work with the naked Krabs. Alright, Mr. Krabs. I'm gonna make you a deal. I'll convince Lily and J.D. to knock years off your sentence if you tell me the weaknesses of crabs.
Mr. Krabs: You got a deal lass.
The deal was made.
Back at the Krusty Krab they got ready.
Lily: Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry I got you sent to prison.
Mr. Krabs: No you had every right to do so lass. Being in prison for all that time has made me realize what a selfish skinflint I was. I never had any love for anyone except meself and money. Plus I can't believe that I did all those crimes to Squidward, SpongeBob and everyone I know.
Lily: It's good that you've had a change. I can never be one to carry a grudge.
Then Krabs's voice was heard.
Krabs: [over megaphone] Attention Krusty Krab management! This is your better speaking.
Mr. Krabs: What?!
Lily: Here he is. [Krabs is standing outside the Krusty Krab with a megaphone]
Krabs: [over megaphone] I have the restaurant surrounded. Give me the secret formula or I'll destroy the Krusty Krab! [Mr. Krabs and Squidward run outside to Plankton]
Mr. Krabs: Ah, you and what army ya pig!?
Krabs: (Shocked) What!? I thought you were in prison!
Mr. Krabs: I was released on parole.
Krabs: Well it doesn't matter! Here comes my army. [scene pans out to show the Krusty Krab surrounded by something covered in the sand. The millions of members of the Krabs family popped out and they looked at them with blazing fury.]
Mr. Krabs: Uh-oh.
Lily: ATTACK!
They went at the Krabs army and it was an extremely violent and brutal massacre. Lily punched a bunch of crabs in their faces and fired glowing red scalding hot water at them and burned them. Maria fired hot water and burned them and she ripped some of their claws off. Gali slashed them and kicked them. Luna played a chord and blew them away with water. Lana froze them in ice and turned them into ice pops.
Rolf: Mestick! (hits Krabs with shepherd's hook) (BLAM!) Shlorvin! (hits Krabs again) (POW!) I SAID! (hits Krabs again) (KRAKROW!) NEVER AGAIN WILL YOU TORMENT THE KRUSTY KRAB!
Varie summoned a huge giant squid and it grabbed some of the crabs in its tentacles and threw them miles away from the scene.
Maria: To quote my friend Nico "You stupid crabs have failed this ocean!"
Varie fired numerous blasts of scalding hot water and burned many crabs. Seaspray activated his hovercraft jet engines and blew some of them away.
Varie: Lets use our combos!
Seaspray: You got it Varie. CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back between the engines and 4 more blasters popped out.
Octopunch: Time for action! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it supercharged his harpoon launcher and 4 more harpoon launchers popped out.
Seaspray and Octopunch: NAUTICAL LIGHTNING MAELSTROM!
Seaspray fired powerful blasts of wind from his engines and he fired his lasers and Octopunch fired his energized harpoons. They turned into a massive tornado and they made mincemeat out of the crabs.
Highbrow: Now it's our turn! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into a port on top of him in his chopper mode and he had 6 more blasters pop out of his corrosive acid rifle.
Invisible Woman: Time for some action. EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into her device on her device on her arm and it not only enhanced her invisible powers but it also gave her the ability to fire powerful beams of light on the electromagnetic wavelength.
Highbrow and Invisible Woman: MICROWAVE GREASEFIRE FRYER!
Invisible Woman fired a massive blast of microwave energy and Highbrow fired krabby patty grease and the microwave energy ignited the grease and turned it into a powerful napalmic flamethrower blast that fried some of the crabs.
Varie: Final smash time guys!
Rolf: You got it Varie! SCANDINAVIAN OPERA SHOT!
Rolf sang opera in gibberish and it released a powerful sonic blast that was loud enough to shatter crab shells like glass.
Lily: Oh that is too funny! But good job Rolf!
Rolf: Thank you Cowlick Water Loud Girl.
Sandy: (Southern Accent) Time to finish these sidewinders! CHEMICAL PATTYBOMB BARRAGE!
Sandy threw a bunch of krabby patties made of highly unstable explosive chemicals and they hit the crabs and exploded.
KRABBOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM!
The army of Krabs was defeated.
Maria: You do not want to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula anyway.
Krabs: And why is that?
Maria: Because this is what's in the Krabby Patty.
Maria showed a page in a book and it revealed that the Krabby Patties are made from CRABS!?
Krabs: (horrified) WHAT?! KRABBY PATTIES ARE MADE OUT OF CRAB?!
Maria: Yep.
Krabs: [screams in horror while running all the way back home to the Crab Net]
[Back outside the Krusty Krab, the Krabs family reads the recipe and gasps; they all run screaming while everyone laughs, except for Clem who just stands there staring at the book]
Maria: How come you aren't running?
Clem: I can't read.
Maria: Get out of here!
Clem ran. The Krabs family was going to be running for a long time.
Lily: And don't come back you fried chickens!
Maria: That was awesome!
Squidward saw the recipe.
Squidward: Maria is this really the recipe for a Krabby Patty?
Maria: Nope. This was all part of our counter plan to drive those rotten crabs away.
SpongeBob: It sure worked Maria.
Lily: It sure did.
Sandy: (To the viewers) Never underestimate the ingenious methods of Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Lily: No way.
After Lily got home, she and Maria told me everything and Mr. Krabs was hired back at the Krusty Krab as a bus boy and he was now placed on highly supervised probation. Lily brought a Cradily and an Anorith for Nico. It was gonna be two weeks before the Krabs family realize that they were duped.
When she was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was amazed and really gobsmacked!
Me: That was so clever.
Camie: That is pure genius!
Rarity: Boy it sure is darlings. We are amazed.
Undermine: Krabby Patties are NOT made out of crab.
Me: No they aren't. But that was a really awesome and very clever strategy.
Nico: It sure was.
Laney: That was so awesome.
Lily: It sure was.
Strawberry Sunrise: We were amazed to hear about that.
Strawberry Sunrise was doing Cats Cradle and making new designs.
Leeli: What are you doing Strawberry Sunrise?
Strawberry Sunrise: Doing Cats Cradle designs.
Leeli: Cats Cradle?
Me: It's where you take a piece of string like say some yarn or sewing machine thread and you wrap it around your fingers and make designs with it. Watch. It's not easy.
I took some thread and moved my hands and fingers around and made a tower and tree.
Me: See?
Leeli: Wow that is cool!
Me: It sure is. But its' not easy. Ever since Ayatoriko became Strawberry Sunrise's archenemy she was learning so much about Cats Cradle.
Merman: Okay, so it's not easy.
Genbu: It's still fun though.
Strawberry Sunrise: It just takes practice.
Leeli: Okay!
Me: Yeah.
Qin: But it looks like we're going to have an all you can eat crab buffet for dinner.
Nico: We sure are.
Leeli: Yeah I'm hungry for that.
Me: Better bring out a lot of melted butter.
Xenia: Yeah!
Divebomb: Are there any blue crabs among them?
Maria: Nope. Just King Crabs.
Qin: Those are the best kind.
Me: They sure are.
Lana: And my favorites too.
Lola: No lobsters I hope.
Homer then started crying.
Me: Homer? Uh oh you mentioned lobsters and that means only one thing.
Bart: Dad had a pet lobster named Pinchy. (Season 10 Episode 7)
Nico: Oh boy. I think I heard that you guys have a giant version of him in the M.O.E. right?
Genbu: Yes we sure do.
Me: Whoa.
Onyx: We can bring him over here if you want.
Brutus: There's still time.
Homer: I would like that.
Onyx whistled and then we heard a roar and then we went outside and then we saw a HUGE LOBSTER! IT WAS A GODZILLA SIZE LOBSTER! It was GIANT PINCHY!
Qin: HOLY MACKEREL!
Nico: That is one ginormous lobster!
Xenia: OH WOW!
Me: WHOA! Marge do you regret cooking Pinchy back then?
Marge: Looking back I sure do. I made Homer really sad.
Qin: Oh boy.
Buzzsaw: Hey, Pinchy. Remember Homer?
Pinchy saw Homer and patted him on his head.
Homer: Oh Pinchy I missed you boy.
He hugged Pinchy.
Me: So cute.
Qin: Aww.
Homer: I promise that I'll never eat you again.
Me: Pinchy is a very special lobster to Homer.
Lisa Simpson: He sure is.
Me: Yeah.
Eli: Boy that is amazing. Ebirah the Mammoth Shrimp and Pinchy the Super Lobster.
Qin: That is cool.
Box Ghost: (laughs) The Krabs Army is screwed now!
Superfriends Scarecrow: I won't even need my fear gas.
Me: You got that right! Lets see how they like it when they face a giant lobster.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: (Sniffs) I smell something salty.
Barbossa: To be fair, it wasn't Marge's fault. Homer killed Pinchy by accident.
Me: Really? I thought it was Marge because she cooked him.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Yeah but that's not what I'm smelling. It smells like salt and cold hard cash.
Mr. Krabs: (Sniffs)
Boink boink boink. Boinkboinkboinkboinkboinkboink.
Mr. Krabs: Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of salty smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells… Smelly. (HOING) (Eyes grow wide) They are here.
Mudslide: Let them come.
Dai Gui: They are no match for us.
Me: That's normally something I would say.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: 4 years have been VERY Beneficial for us too.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: Yep. Look out Krabs Family, (EYES GLOW RED) Tonight you are going to become an all you can eat crab buffet for us.
Leozack: Entrance time!
We got ready.
Then there was a rumble and out on the horizon came MANY MANY CRABS! They were THE KRABS ARMY!
They arrived at the Krusty Krab. Then the spirits of all the people of Bikini Bottom appeared and then swirled around them and then they converged and then…
RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRR!
Pinchy loomed out over the Krusty Krab and roared and the Krabs army screamed in fright as it saw him and then Pinchy's antennae fired lasers and they hit the ground and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive explosion blasted off and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out!
Me: I'm feeling CRABBY all of a sudden!
Qin: Me too!
Demyx: You guys are in trouble now.
Bell Org: Big trouble!
Me: Scratch that! We meant So Enormous That It's Hard To Comprehend Trouble!
Nico: Yeah!
Krabs Member: You will pay for everything you did to us! You fooled us with that Krabby Patties being made out of crab deal! But we won't fall for it again!
Maria: Geez what took you guys so long to figure it out?
Me: Guess you guys are too dumb.
Then Deker, Abis Mal, Nergal, Motor Ed, Mojo Jojo, Radioactive Man, Gizmo, Po Kong, Penguin, Awesome Android, Private HIVE, Pterodactyl Ghost, Black Knight of Merlin, IR Baboon, Ayatoriko, Roller Ghoster, Ape Man, Shakedown, Nuclear Man, Eustace, Knighty Knight, and Droog appeared.
Nico: Deker, Abis Mal, Nergal, Motor Ed, Mojo Jojo, Radioactive Man, Gizmo, Po Kong, Penguin, Awesome Android, Private HIVE, Pterodactyl Ghost, Black Knight of Merlin, IR Baboon, Ayatoriko, Roller Ghoster, Ape Man, Shakedown, Nuclear Man, Eustace, Knighty Knight, and Droog.
Deker: We COULD have use for some members of the Krabs army. Like Clem.
Abis Mal: The rest can be cooked.
Nico: That sounds fair.
Me: I agree.
Nergal: I'll cook some pizza alongside that.
Me: Good idea.
Motor Ed: (to Nico) Heard you went to Colm's village. Seriously.
Nico: We sure did and it was awesome.
Mojo: Did you get anything interesting?
Me: We had a lot of seafood and fish for a little snack.
Lola: Yep. It was awesome.
?: That is cool!
A figure came out and it was MECHANIZER from episode 14 of Zeo!
King Mondo sent Klank to set up an ambush and to destroy the Angel Grove University warehouse if the Rangers got too close to spare fuel cells.
Mechanizer attacked Tommy when he split up from the others to find the fuel cell and later attacks the Yellow, Green, Blue and Pink Rangers, the Mechanizer then used his blaster, but he drop it when the warehouse exploded allowing Tanya to blast it. Mechanizer torched the warehouse by blasting several containers of explosive liquid.
He later received the new Plutonium Armor and grew into a giant and battled the Super Zeo Zords 1 and 2 but was destroyed by them both.
Tommy Oliver: Mechanizer!
Mechanizer: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were sent to ambush and destroy Angel Grove University Warehouse if the rangers got too close to spare fuel cells!
Mechanizer: Good memory there.
Me: Never missed an episode.
Nico: Yeah.
Ruby Rose, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Summer Rose, Vice and Skallox VS Deker - Nico's rescue in Colm's fishing village
Deker was first.
Deker: (to Ruby) Nico's rescue was in Colm's fishing village. Did he catch any fish there?
Ruby: He caught lots of them and they were really awesome and tasty.
Twilight Sparkle: It was really awesome and delicious fish.
Starshine Sparkle: Especially the clams and salmon.
Spyro: All sorts of great fish.
Summer Rose: They sure were tasty there.
Deker: Boy I can tell. Lets do it!
RUBY CRYSTAL MAGISWORD!
Ruby activated her ridewatch and they fired waves of energy and magic and smashed him down.
Weiss, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Winter Schnee, Willow Schnee, Grenade Man and Aqua Man (Mega Man) VS Abis Mal - Battling Another Fixer and Another Crocomire
Abis Mal was next.
Abis Mal: (to Weiss) Nico, Piper's team, Fixer's team, and the others did good battling Another Fixer. And Another Crocomire as well.
Weiss: They sure did and it was really awesome.
Rarity: Oh it sure was darlings but we were shocked to learn that Swartz killed Selena Oceanus's parents in cold blood!
Sweetie Belle: Yeah he sure did! And forced her Selena to do it!
Gill Grunt: It sure was awful to hear about that!
Winter Schnee: We're really glad that Swartz is dead!
Willow Schnee: All of us are glad.
Abis Mal: Good riddance to that monster! Lets do it!
BLUE ICE CRYSTAL MAGISWORD!
Weiss used her ridewatch and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.
Blake, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Kali Belladonna, Totally Spies Timmy and Totally Spies Alice VS Nergal - Lincoln's Rescue
Nergal was next.
Nergal: (to Blake) I heard Lincoln battled Tweaky on his rescue. Guess he didn't get the memo that Buzz Buzzard is in our ranks.
Blake: No he sure didn't and he is really pissed at Lincoln for ruining Buzz's image!
Starlught Glimmer: Yeah Tweaky really is mad at Lincoln.
Cozy Glow: He wants to kill him now. I hope he changes soon.
Hex: Yeah no kidding there.
Kali Belladonna: Yeah that is for sure.
Nergal: That is for sure. Lets do it!
CAT PIZZA MAGISWORD!
Blake used her ridewatch and they fired waves of energy, bones, magic, skulls, blood, lightning and stars and smashed him down.
Yang, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Raven Branwen, Knight Man and Tomahawk Man VS Motor Ed - Meeting the Embodiment of Kamen Rider Saga
Motor Ed was next.
Motor Ed: (to Yang) I heard you dudes met the Embodiment of Kamen Rider Saga. What's the dudette's name?
Yang: Her name is Tamora Nobori and she is a really awesome Guardian Angel and has amazing powers too.
Rainbow Dash: She is a really cool and awesome power.
Scootaloo: And her story is cool too.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Tamora, what's the story on why you hated Lola with a burning passion?
Tamora Nobori: Oh, that's a story I've never forgotten. It's true I hated King, The Checkmate Four, and The Legendorga with a blazing passion for their hatred towards mankind, but what Lola's done to her own brother could never be forgiven. One day, we were having a meeting at the castle Adriana had created for our club and we were going over our reports from the many missions we'd done, and Lincoln was with us. But, we suddenly heard a loud screech of anger in the air, and we knew exactly who that was: Lola, and she was out to murder Lincoln because something got her in a bad mood yet again. I was really mad, and so were the rest of us and Lincoln, so we charged out, and as soon as we got outside, Lola was about to pounce on Lincoln and beat him to death with brass knuckles, but Lincoln fired a blast of darkness at her and sent her flying into a tree, she got back up and she roared with anger, her hair literally turned into flames, her teeth turned into fangs, and her face turned red. We'd had enough of that pink-wearing blackmailing pageant demon, so we pounced on her and we started beating her up, and then, Lincoln tied her up with red energy ropes he'd fired from his white angel wings and she was still screaming like crazy, so I duct-taped her big fat mouth shut. We called Luna and as soon as she heard what happened, she was so furious and she grabbed Lola by the collar of her dress and dragged her back to The Loud House, where she got grounded for ten months for her attempted murder of Lincoln, she was so lucky we didn't ask to press charges on her, but because the nice sisters wanted to kill her, we threw Lola into a makeshift jail cell, and she protested saying she wanted a lawyer and she was framed.
Nico: Like that classic line would save her. If you were actually going to press charges on her, she would be found guilty and the evidence would be staring her hard in the face.
Me: Lola was lucky no one was pressing charges, but Lincoln and the Guardian Angels had a ton of evidence on her.
Bertha Sellington: We documented all of her crimes with hidden cameras and even she wasn't able to cover her tracks that easily. Plus, we found out that Lynn stepped on Lola's tiara and broke it, and she planted a lock of Lincoln's hair to frame him, and she was the one who gave her the brass knuckles in the first place.
Lincoln: We were absolutely shocked, horrified, and enraged Lynn did this, and that she still wanted me dead again. We offered her no forgiveness for her crimes, I marched up to her room, grabbed her by the collar of her jersey, and brought her down to Mom and Dad to face her punishment.
Luna: Yep, she got grounded for eleven months for her crime, and Lincoln even told her off by using the Dad tone of voice.
Lynn Sr.: I had no idea he was able to speak like that to her, but let's just say that by the time Lincoln was done, Junior ran off to her room and hid under her bed, but not before she peed her gym shorts in fright.
Rita: I knew her antics would go too far one day and result in her getting verbally chewed out, but on this occasion, the words would come from her own brother.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Motor Ed: Wow! I didn't know that Lincoln was able to use the dad voice like that. Seriously!
Whirlwind: It really came to us as a surprise too. Lincoln thanks to many of his guardian angels was really starting to become a man back then.
Raven Branwen: He sure was and that is awesome.
Motor Ed: Boy that is amazing. Lets do it!
FIRE CRYSTAL MAGISWORD!
Yang activated her ridewatch and they fired waves of wind, rainbows, lightning and fire and smashed him down.
Jaune Arc, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Powerpuff Girls, Rocket Monkeys, Headstrong and Tantrum VS Mojo Jojo - Alice Ginnashira turning into each of the mascots
Mojo Jojo was next.
Mojo: (to Jaune) Alice Ginnashira turned into each of the mascots. (laughs) Well, she IS a Ditto, after all!
Jaune Arc: And Ditto's only power is to transform which is really awesome and fun.
Fluttershy: She has the power to turn into anyone and anything there. And that is so amazing.
Tornado Bolt: We all thought it was cool too.
Seabreeze: (Swedish accent) It sure was amazing and I think it's cool too.
Stealth Elf: We all thought so ourselves.
Blossom: I agree there myself as well.
Bubbles: Yeah that is for sure!
Wally: Boy you're not kidding.
Gus: It was a really amazing power to see.
Mojo Jojo: Oh I most agree there. Lets do it for I, Mojo Jojo, command it!
HOLY SWORD CRYSTAL MAGISWORD!
Jaune activated his ridewatch and they fired waves of magic, leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed him down.
Nora Valkyrie, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Johnny Test, Dukey, Olivia Boone, Kelsey Winslow, Undermine and Brimstone VS Po Kong - Alice Ginnashira did lots of changes and fit in with the Mascots
Po Kong the Demon Sorcerer of The Mountain was next.
Po Kong: (to Nora) Alice Ginnashira did lots of changes. And all to fit in with the Mascots.
Nora Valkyrie: She sure did and it was so awesome seeing her turn into versions of the mascots.
Pinkie Pie: We were all having fun seeing that!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was a really amazing sight to see
Featherweight: We all thought so ourselves too.
Sprocket: I agree there too and it's awesome.
Johnny Test: We all were amazed too.
Dukey: Yeah we sure were.
Olivia Boone: You got that right.
Kelsey Winslow: We were amazed ourselves to see it too.
Po Kong: I agree there too myself. Lets do it!
MOUNTAIN HAMMER MAGISWORD!
Nora activated her ridewatch and they fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed her down.
Pyrrha, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Homer Simpson, Lenny, Carl, Barney, Moe, Divebomb and Rampage VS Radioactive Man - Us having a meal at the Krusty Krab
Radioactive Man was next.
Radioactive Man: (to Pyrrha) So you guys had a meal at the Krusty Krab. What did you order?
Pyrrha: Monster Krabby Patties and Pretty Patties and they were awesome and delicious as always.
Sunset Shimmer: They sure were and they were really tasty.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) We all loved them like always.
Sunburn: You got that right.
Homer: It was always really awesome and tasty too.
Lenny: Boy you said it Homer.
Carl Carlson: That's right and it was awesome.
Barney: Perfect with beer too. (BELCH)
Moe: Yeah it sure is.
Radioactive Man: I agree there. Lets do it!
FIRESTORM VOLCANO MAGISWORD!
Pyrrha activated her ridewatch and they fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.
Lie Ren, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Sarah Conner, John Conner, Laserbeak and Buzzsaw VS Gizmo - The Army of Krabs's that we beat years ago and banished to the Bikini Badlands back for revenge
Gizmo was next.
Gizmo: (to Ren) The Army of Krabs that J.D. and the otehrs beat years ago and banished to the Bikini Badlands back for revenge. Even with their leader in our ranks, those barfbrains still don't quit!
Lie Ren: No kidding there! ANd after hearing how they were taken down before, we were amazed that they were that dangerous.
Applejack: Yeah those guys were nothing but nasty sidewinders.
Apple Bloom: Yeah they sure were.
Flashwing: They sure were awful.
Sarah Connor: Ugly sons of bitches too.
John Connor: I agree there too.
Gizmo: Yeah I agree too. Lets do it!
LOTUS FURY MAGISWORD!
Lie Ren activated his ridewatch and they fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed him down.
Emerald Sustrai, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Jack Sparrow, Gibbs, Elizabeth Swann, Barbossa and Long John Silver (Treasure Planet) VS Private H.I.V.E. - Back then we had to use the Robot Chicken Sketch to scare the Krabs Army
Private HIVE was next.
Private HIVE: (to Emerald) Back then, J.D. and the others had to use the Robot Chicken Sketch to scare the Krabs Army. (laughs) That was actually a smart tactic!
Emerald Sustrai: Yeah it sure was clever and it scared them bad out into the Bikini Badlands.
Princess Celestia: Yeah that was amazingly well thought out.
King Solar: We all were very impressed by that.
Solar Eclipsa: We sure were and it was great.
Amber Morning: Yeah it sure was awesome.
Spotlight: And it was funny too.
Jack Sparrow: It sure was a good tactic mates.
Gibbs: I agree captain.
Private HIVE: Yes indeed. Permission to start the battle?
Emerald Sustrai: Granted soldier!
EMERALD BLADEDANCE MAGISWORD!
Emerald used her ridewatch and they fired waves of light and energy and smashed him down.
Dew Gayl, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Cali, Mags, Hugo, RD Lily and Salem VS Penguin - The Krabs Family was scared by Maria
Penguin was next.
Penguin: (To Dew) Boy the Krabs family was really scared bad by Maria weren't they?
Dew Gayl: They sure were and it was just like what happened in that Robot Chicken Sketch except they ran away in fright.
Trixie Lulamoon: It sure was a funny tactic.
Triple Berry: It sure was awesome and fun too.
Flynn: Yeah we were told what happened and we laughed so hard that it was fun.
Cali: We sure were and it was awesome.
Mags: It sure was great.
Hugo: Yeah no kidding.
Penguin: That was a most very amusing day. Lets do it then.
They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed him down.
Penny Polendina, Princess Cadance, Flurry Heart, Cloud Star, Lilly Crystal, Android 18 and Amazo VS Awesome Android - That was clever scaring the Krabs family
Awesome Android was next.
Awesome Android: That was a really clever way to scar the Krabs family.
Penny Polendina: It sure was awesome and we were really amazed by that.
Princess Cadance: We sure were and it was fun too.
Flurry Heart: Yeah no kidding there. That was awesome.
Cloud Star: That was awesome and fun.
Lilly Crystal: This was long before the Masters of Evil formed though.
Awesome Android: But that was still a d great plan. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed him down.
Maximum Ride, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Mystery Inc., Leozack, and G1 Dirtbag VS Pterodactyl Ghost - The Krabs family is going down
Pterodactyl Ghost was next.
Pterodactyl Ghost: (to Maximum Ride) The Krabs family is going down. Can I eat some of them?
Maximum Ride: Go for it. And we're going to have a really awesome crab dinner tonight.
Princess Luna: And it's going to be an awesome feast too.
Moondust: I can't wait to eat lots of king crab legs.
Snowdrop: These cheapskates give all crabs everywhere a really bad name.
Gari: You're not kidding there.
Blackout: But they will taste good though.
Shaggy: Like yeah they sure will.
Pterodactyl Ghost: They sure will. Lets do it!
FLIGHT OF THE EAGLE MAGISWORD!
Maximum Ride activated her ridewatch and they fired waves of wind and darkness and smashed him down.
Sir George VS Black Knight of Merlin
Black Knight of Merlin was next.
Black Knight of Merlin: Ye ready for me?
Sir George: Always am ready for thee.
He fired waves of energy and blasted him down.
I.M. Weasel VS I.R. Baboon
I.R. Baboon was next.
I.R. Baboon: Krabs not kidding about big family.
I.M. Weasel: He does have a really huge family doesn't he?
I.M. Weasel fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Strawberry Sunrise VS Ayatoriko
Ayatoriko was next.
Ayatoriko: Lets play cats cradle!
Strawberry Sunrise: You got it.
She made a string tree and it crashed onto Ayatoriko and smashed her down.
Zipp Storm VS Roller Ghoster
Roller Ghost was next.
Zipp Storm: Time for some stunt power.
Zipp ran fast and flew and smashed it down.
Miti VS Ape Man
Ape Man was next.
Miti: Okay ape boy. Lets do it.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Ultear Milkovich VS Shakedown
Shakedown was next.
Shakedown: Boy that version of Pinchy is a huge lobster!
Ultear: No kidding there! That is a massive version of him.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Sheila Kelsall VS Nuclear Man
Nuclear Man was next.
Nuclear Man: This will be fun.
Sheila Kelsall: (Australian Accent) It sure will be awesome mate.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Kalolo VS Eustace
Eustace was next.
Kalolo: I hope you're ready for our crab meal tonight.
Eustace: Biah blah blah.
Kalolo: Touchy.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Flashwing VS Knighty Knight
Knighty Knight was next.
Knighty Knight: This will be fun.
Flashwing: It always is fun.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Suki VS Droog
Droog was next.
Droog: This is gonna be so awesome.
Suki: You bet it will be.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Zeo Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Cassidy, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Mechanizer
Mechanizer was next.
Mechanizer: That's amazing that you guys defeated the Krabs Army years ago.
Me: It sure is and that was so awesome and cool.
Varie: It sure was and we showed those dirtbags that being cheap can be a dangerous thing.
Cassidy: Especially when it can land you in Davy Jones's Locker.
Mechanizer: That's for sure. Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of the Cheapskate Krabs Army, they're a collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the Anti-Krabs Army symbol etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged colored blades, large colored phoenix heads for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handles, four large colored phoenix heads and large colored gems on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommels, and there's also blasters and spellbooks included with the greatswords. Once in hand, we'll get a massive power and energy increase.
I teleported back with them.
Zeo Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ZEO!
They turned into the Zeo Rangers too!
Me: Lets get him!
They summoned the Zeo Cannon and charged it up.
Me: Fire!
We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Mechanizer and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Me: YEAH! Mechanizer you have failed this ocean.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Troy: I think this morph is appropriate.
Tsukasa: Don't forget backup!
Kamen Ride: Saber!
Kamen Ride: Blades!
Kamen Ride: Espada!
Kamen Ride: Buster!
Kamen Ride: Kenzan!
Kamen Ride: Slash!
Kamen Ride: Saikou!
Kamen Ride: Sabela!
Kamen Ride: Durendal!
Kamen Ride: Falchion!
Kamen Ride: Caliber!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! LITERATURE DEFENDER BRIGADE!
They turned into the Saber Team! Tsukasa turned into Saber and Daiki summoned clones of the Saber Team!
Maria: And this too. (TURNS DIAL) LIGHTNING FORCE 6!
She summoned Electro, Evil Elec Man, Metal Alice, Princess Archerina, Legion Ex Machina, and Puff along with Yost Electro, Larxene, Spark Mandrill, Evil Livewire and the Megawhatts!
Nico: Yeah!
Qin: Time to bring the pain!
We went at them!
We punched, pounded and pulverized and blasted them all over.
Sandy, SpongeBob, Sunstreaker and Swindle used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Sunstreaker's misslles, Swindle's Scatter Blaster and Sandy and SpongeBob's powers 100-fold.
Sandy Cheeks and Sunstreaker: SQUIRREL NUT MISSILE SHOT!
SpongeBob and Swindle: KRABBY PATTY SWINDLE BLAST!
Lightning of Frankenstein and Dr. Viktor: LIGHTNING HORROR FEST!
Water of Melodies and Demyx: SIREN WATER STORM!
Fire of Heat and Heat Wave: INFERNO HEAT SHOT!
Earth Sorcery Power and Dai Gui: EARTH MAGIC BLAST!
Wind Sky Might and Vulture: WIND SKY BLAST!
Boxes of Doom and Box Ghost: BOXES OF DOOM SHOT!
Snakes of Fury and Ssserpent: SNAKES OF FURY BLAST!
Earth Force of Texas and Onyx: EARTH TEXAS BLAST!
Wind Cyclone Trickery and Trickster: WIND CYCLONE TRICKS BLAST!
Darkness Mermaids and Merman: DARKNESS MERMAID BLAST!
Snow of Frankenstein and Frankenstein: SNOW OF FRANKENSTEIN BLAST!
Bells of The Song and Bell Org: BELLS OF NOTRE DAME BLAST!
Flame Charming Power and Evil Flame Man: FLAME CHARM BLAST!
Mudslides Energy and Mudslide: MUDSLIDE ENERGY SHOT!
Wind Force Jets and Evil Aero Man: WIND FORCE JETS BLAST!
Thieving Cats and Katty Kattswell: THIEVING CAT BLAST!
Fear of the Sky Dragon and Superfriends Scarecrow:: FEAR OF THE SKY DRAGON BLAST!
Snakes of Doom and Madame Snake: SNAKES OF DOOM SHOT!
Sailors of Fury and Brutus: SAILORS OF FURY BLAST!
Northern Saint Fury and Genbu: NORTHERN SAINT FURY BLAST!
Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Manta Stingray, Nova Lisa, Sweetie Belle, Pixel Bit, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Rose, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: JEWELS OF GENEROSITY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
SpongeBob, Rarity, Mr. Krabs, Qin, Lily and me: CRAB DINNER FURY BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: CRAB ELEMENT STYLE: BLUE CRAB!
Jessica Shannon: CRAB STING STYLE: HORSESHOE CRAB!
Peni Parker: CRAB WEB STYLE: PEEKYTOE CRAB!
Hilda: (British Accent) CRAB FIRE STYLE: DUNGENESS CRAB!
Yuna: CRAB WATER STYLE: KING CRAB!
Julie Makimoto: CRAB EARTH STYLE: STONE CRAB!
Makoto Nanaya: CRAB WIND STYLE: SNOW CRAB!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said species of crabs.
Lincoln and his harem: CRAB FINAL SMASH: CRAB CHARGE!
lincoln and his harem: crab final smash: crab charge they summoned various crabs to attack the krabs army
We fired rainbow energy blasts at the Krabs army minus Clem and a few members and all of them got fried and turned into King Krab Legs and full-sized Krab dinners and their spirits were banished to The Black Gates for good.
Lincoln: Take that, you army of cheapskates!
Clem: That's it for them.
Nico: And we also made some awesome King Krab Legs and full-sized Krab dinners out of them to last for weeks. Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet.
Valerie Volcania: That's right, there's still the matter of Jesstia to deal with, and that religious fanatic should be arriving...right now!
?: I will make every last one of you pay for what you did in destroying our Lord Ghidorah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Yuko: I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out now, Jesstia.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Jesstia of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.
Yuko: Jesstia, I should've known you'd show up here, and we already knew of the Order's arrival days ago, so we're prepared to destroy you all. We will never let you destroy the Earth ever!
Jesstia: You fools will pay dearly for this, Lord Ghidorah will rise again and the entire Earth will be destroyed!
Valerie Volcania: The only one who deserves to be destroyed is you.
Suddenly, Valerie Volcania's orange eyes turned neon orange and she was surrounded by a neon orange energy aura with lava, flames, magma, dragons, phoenixes, and fire angels, she unholstered her massive Pyroclastic Hellion-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Jesstia, she left neon orange energy, lava, flames, magma, dragons, phoenixes, and fire angels with every step.
Valerie Volcania: I will never ever forgive you for what you and the rest of the Order have tried to do 20,000 years from now, Jesstia: wanting King Ghidorah to destroy our world and every last living thing on it, that's one thing I will never allow, and for that, I hope you're ready to be incinerated into ashes for your crimes against mankind and the universe!
Suddenly, Valerie Volcania was surrounded by a massive vortex of neon orange energy with lava, flames, and magma surrounding it, there are dragons, phoenixes, and fire angels and Pyroclastic Hellion flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Jesstia: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Valerie Volcania emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Valerie Volcania grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long braided orange hair, she has neon orange eyes and a neon orange energy aura with lava, flames, magma, dragons, phoenixes, and fire angels surrounding her, she has Pyroclastic Hellion emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has on dragon earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Magma, Lava, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Pyroclastic Hellion with orange gems for eyes and holding the Magma, Lava, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her orange phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Dragon Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold flame links. Valerie Volcania has on a sleeveless orange blouse, sleeveless orange crop top, orange skirt, orange bellbottom pants, black and orange sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with lava, flames, magma, dragons, phoenixes, and fire angels on the coattails, and on the back is Pyroclastic Elemental surrounded by lava and magma. Suddenly, Valerie Volcania felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with neon orange tips on the large orange feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long orange wolf tails. Valerie Volcania has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Valerie Volcania's massive Pyroclastic Hellion-themed greatsword and all the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of neon orange energy, lava, flames, magma, dragons, phoenixes, and fire angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Pyroclastic Hellion's Volcanic Pyroclastic Draconic Phoenix Inferno Greatsword of Volcanic Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded neon orange gems and Pyroclastic Hellion etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large orange dragon heads for the crossguard, large neon orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large orange phoenix heads with yellow gems for eyes and large neon orange gem on the bottom of the orange phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with neon orange gems on her wrists, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Pyroclastic Hellion's head with neon orange gems for eyes and a large neon orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below Pyroclastic Hellion that said, "Valerie Volcania, Gene-Slammer of Pyroclastic Hellion, Elemental Angel of The Volcano, Loving Second Eldest Sister of Varie Volcania, Vixen Volcania, Vivian Volcania, and Valencia Volcania, Future Wife of Nico Chan, Archenemy of Hugh Kane, Destroyer of Jesstia of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lava, Volcanoes, Dragons, and Phoenixes"
ヴァレリー・ヴォルカニア、パイロクラスティック・ヘリオン の ジーンスラマー、ザ・ヴォルケーノ のエレメンタル エンジェル、ヴァリエ火山 の愛する次女、ビクセン火山、ビビアン火山、バレンシア火山、にこちゃん の未来の妻、ヒュー・ケイン の大敵、のジェスティア の破壊者ホーリー ギドラの惑星の地球外秩序、悪のスレイヤー、錯乱し、殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、溶岩、火山、ドラゴン、フェニックスのマスター
Valerie Volcania has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PYROCLASTIC HELLION-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DRACONIC PHOENIX PYROCLASTIC VOLCANIC INFERNO ANGEL OF DIVINE VOLCANIC FIRESTORM PYROCLASTIC HELLION JUSTICE AND DIVINE VOLCANIC FIRESTORM PYROCLASTIC HELLION LOVE!
We were amazed by Valerie Volcania's Super Angel-Pyroclastic Hellion-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Nico saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Jesstia saw it, she fell into an infernal rage and she got out his blaster to blast her, but Valerie Volcania fired a powerful neon orange energy blast with lava, magma, fire, dragons, phoenixes, and fire angels at Jesstia, which hit her and pushed her back and he also got burned, but this really pissed her off Volcania: Whoa, Valerie's transformed, that's so awesome.
Vivian Volcania: That's really incredible, and she really burned Jesstia badly.
Nico: And she's really got her pissed off now big time.
Valerie Volcania: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Pyroclastic Volcano Firestorm Draconic Phoenix Pyroclastic Hellion Fire Angel and Divine Draconic Phoenix Inferno Pyroclastic Hellion Inferno Love) And now, a fiery fate awaits you, Jesstia.
Nico: Let's get her, Valerie, this bitch doesn't deserve to live any longer.
Nico transformed into Super Saiyan Rainbow Infinity and unholsters his massive Nico's Universal Elemental Greatsword of Saiyan Pride and Phoenix Justice from his wider and muscular back and joined Valerie Volcania.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Alright, you fanatical clod, it's time for you to pay for your crimes with your blood!
Valerie Volcania and Nico went after Jesstia who's now gone even more full-blown ballistic, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, neon orange energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Jesstia and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her.
Nico turned his fingernails into claws and he slashed at Jesstia, drawing more blood and leaving more scars on him, and she was being driven even more ballistic. Suddenly, Jesstia took out the vial of red liquid with a drop of 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, then he drank it. Suddenly, Jesstia began changing as massive wings like King Ghidorah's grew and sprouted out from her back, her skin was covered in gold scales, and she'd grown King Ghidorah's tails.
Me: Watch it, you guys, now Jesstia has transformed into her King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.
Jesstia fired a Gravity Lightning blast at Valerie Volcania and Nico who dodged it.
Lincoln: Valerie, Nico, hang on!
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which separated Jesstia from her King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form, and then, Lincoln went at King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Jesstia and he stabbed her in her chest with one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails paralyzing her so she couldn't try to escape, and then, Lincoln began absorbing King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Jesstia's bio-energy and assimilated her powers and abilities as his tail pulsed and the King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Jesstia withered and deteriorated until nothing was left of it.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Thanks for the save, Lincoln. Now, Valerie, let's end this bitch for good.
Valerie Volcania: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Pyroclastic Volcano Firestorm Draconic Phoenix Pyroclastic Hellion Fire Angel and Divine Draconic Phoenix Inferno Pyroclastic Hellion Inferno Love) You got it, Nico.
Valerie Volcania and Nico sent Jesstia flying into the air, and then, they prepared their combo to put an end to Jesstia.
Valerie Volcania and Nico: VOLCANIC DRACONIC PHOENIX PYROCLASTIC HELLION KAMEHAMEHA!
Valerie Volcania and Nico fired two massive neon orange energy Kamehameha waves with lava, flames, magma, dragons, phoenixes, and fire angels which hit Jesstia, and they explode with incredible power as they hit her, and she was obliterated. Then, when her spirit appeared, Valerie Volcania and Nico drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead, and she was erased by The Black Gates for her crimes. We cheered as Valerie Volcania and Nico holster their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Valerie Volcania's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long orange wolf tails, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.
Valerie Volcania: That's one member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah down and thirty-four members to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Jesstia once and for all, Nico.
Nico: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Valerie.
Suddenly, Valerie Volcania wrapped her arms around Nico's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Nico's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Nico's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Nico leaned down to Valerie Volcania's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Nico's massive pecs, and behind them was a Dragon, Phoenix, Angel, and Pyroclastic Hellion flying in the air, and we saw many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and volcanoes erupting behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Nico and Valerie Volcania absorbed the lava and they came back to us as the display and Pyroclastic Hellion vanished.
Me: Whoa, now that's what I call another cult fanatic put down for good, nice job, Nico and Valerie.
Nico: Thanks, J.D., and like Lincoln said, those potions the members of The Extraterrestrial Order of the Planets of Holy Ghidorah have allow them to transform into King Ghidorah Hybrid Monsters and they also acquire his powers as well.
Lincoln: But, they only use it when they've really been pushed too far. However, one rainbow energy blast separates them from their King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.
Nico: And they wind up becoming your next meal for you to absorb, Lincoln, and for tomorrow, the next member is Xeqfees, which means you're up next, Vixen.
Vixen Volcania: Yeah, we'll make Xeqfees pay.
Nico: We sure will.
Victoria Kurenai: And now, for your rescue tomorrow, Lincoln, we're going to be meeting the Embodiment of Kamen Rider Dark Kiva.
Lincoln: You said it, Victoria, this is going to be so awesome.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes glowed and turned into rainbow colors and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision of his rescue tomorrow: it wasn't just the Embodiment of Kamen Rider Dark Kiva he's going to meet, but also the Embodiments of Kamen Rider Rey and Kamen Rider Arc Legend. Then, the rainbow eyes turned back to deep sapphire blue and the glowing stopped.
Nico: Whoa, what happened, Lincoln?
Lincoln: I just saw that it's not just the Embodiment of Kamen Rider Dark Kiva we're going to meet on my rescue tomorrow, but also the Embodiments of Kamen Rider Rey and Kamen Rider Legend Arc.
We gasped.
Me: Whoa, if we're meeting the Embodiments of Kamen Rider Dark Kiva, Kamen Rider Rey, and Kamen Rider Legend Arc tomorrow on Lincoln's rescue, then, this means something big is coming tomorrow.
Lincoln: Whatever it is, we'll be ready for them.
Radioactive Man: Clem and some of the others are locked up.
Gizmo: The others are cooked.
Po Kong: You should add butter with that.
Me: And they are going to be in our stomachs.
Private Hive: Tomorrow will just be R&R, soldiers.
Nico: That's right!
Pterodactyl Ghost: Before the big mission.
Me: Yep. We're going to be up against the big evil of Revice.
Lola: This is gonna be awesome.
Nico: Yep. Great job everyone.
Mr. Krabs: (To the viewers) Hope ye loved this one lads. It sure was one worth its weight in gold! (LAUGHS HEARTILY)
We laughed.
We went back home and had a lot of crab dinners and we were eating them and man was it really good! We had a great meal and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep stuffed.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done. This was a sequel to chapter 730.
This was a really awesome and fun chapter.
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For the next rescue it will be Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Technus, Mike Rochip, Omega Metroid, Defector, Road Kamelot And Chameleon Zodiarts along with Cyborg, Ice, Katie Kirrington, Dexter, Poppy And Elena Validus and we're going to the world of Neverland and we're going to kill lots of pirates including the 1991 version of Captain Hook and Applejack is going to be getting into an awesome swordfight with him like she did before. Also we're going to meet Another Kraid and Another Technus and we're going to meet a Seviper Gene-slammer named Alexis Kim and she is Nico's friend from Herpetology class and his partner in reptile study.
The next match-up in The War Against The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah is Vixen Volcania, Gene-Slammer of Inferno Hellion and Nico VS Xeqfees
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the western district of Gotham Royal York, and we got word that Lincoln's old enemy, Joan Delenney's deranged ex-younger brother, Jack Delenney, has broken out of prison again, and he still wants revenge on Lincoln and Joan. But, he's not alone, he also has a Dark Orb with him, and with it he's created an army of Fangires to cause havoc and destruction. We're not going to let that monster get away with it, and with the Heaven's Judgement Vengeance Curse still on him, he's not going to get out of this one alive, once we defeat him, the curse will take hold of him and he'll be dragged to Hell to face his eternal damnation for his crimes against Lincoln and Joan Delenney. And we're going to meet the Embodiments of Kamen Rider Dark Kiva, Kamen Rider Rey, and Kamen Rider Legend Arc as well, they are
Selena Kurenai, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Dark Kiva, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in English. Selena's known for not only defending Lincoln with a fierce passion not only from his enemies, but also from the heartlessness of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and like her older sister, Victoria Kurenai, and her brother, Wataru Kurenai, she's also a talented violin player, and she's also gotten along well with Leni, Luna, Laney, Lana, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita, and she's also a very powerful vampire with all of the strengths and dark powers of the vampires and none of their weaknesses, and like Lincoln and the other vampires, she feeds on blood bags from the blood bank, and she knew of Lincoln being a powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, and she's also friends with Lucy and her friends in The Young Morticians' Club. She's also one of the many members of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force, a group of vampire hunters formed by Lincoln, the other Kamen Rider Kiva embodiments, and the embodiments of The Wolfen Race, Merman Race, Franken Race, Fangire Race, Kivat Race, Doran Race, Legendorga Race, Mermaid Race, Ghost Race, Gigant Race, Hobbit Race, and Goblin Race, and their job is to defend Michigan, Royal Woods, and Great Lakes City from the threat of evil vampires, evil werewolves, and other evil supernatural creatures of the night. They also teamed up with The Ghosthunters Club and other clubs for some of their more dangerous missions involving powerful vampire lords, werewolves, witches, warlocks, demons, and demon lords. Lincoln made Selena a tiara with the Kamen Rider Dark Kiva symbol on it and necklace with Kamen Rider Dark Kiva symbol for the pendant, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips underneath the full moon as the vampire bats flew into the night. She's also the daughter of Otoya Kurenai A.K.A. Kamen Rider Dark Kiva, and she hates Lisa with a burning passion, and she absolutely despises King, the ruler of The Fangires, with an absolute intense hatred that even the other Fangires were absolutely afraid of her.
Teresa Shiramine, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Rey, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in English. Teresa's known for not only defending Lincoln with a fierce passion not only from his enemies, but also from the heartlessness of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and she's also gotten along well with Leni, Luna, Laney, Lana, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita. She's also a very powerful vampire with all of the strengths and dark powers of the vampires and none of their weaknesses, and like Lincoln and the other vampires, she feeds on blood bags from the blood bank, and she knew of Lincoln being a powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, and she's also friends with Lucy and her friends in The Young Morticians' Club. She's also one of the many members of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force, a group of vampire hunters formed by Lincoln, the other Kamen Rider Kiva embodiments, and the embodiments of The Wolfen Race, Merman Race, Franken Race, Fangire Race, Kivat Race, Doran Race, Legendorga Race, Mermaid Race, Ghost Race, Gigant Race, Hobbit Race, and Goblin Race, and their job is to defend Michigan, Royal Woods, and Great Lakes City from the threat of evil vampires, evil werewolves, and other evil supernatural creatures of the night. They also teamed up with The Ghosthunters Club and other clubs for some of their more dangerous missions involving powerful vampire lords, werewolves, witches, warlocks, demons, and demon lords. Lincoln made Teresa a tiara with the Kamen Rider Rey symbol on it and necklace with Kamen Rider Rey symbol for the pendant, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips underneath the full moon as the vampire bats flew into the night. She's also the sister of Takato Shiramine A.K.A. Kamen Rider Rey, but they absolutely despised each other because of the fact that he served the Legendorga with devotion and she's fought against them to prevent them from taking over the world, and she hates Luan with a burning passion.
And Taylor Sugimira, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Legend Arc, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in English. Taylor's known for not only defending Lincoln with a fierce passion not only from his enemies, but also from the heartlessness of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and she's also gotten along well with Leni, Luna, Laney, Lana, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita. She's also a very powerful vampire with all of the strengths and dark powers of the vampires and none of their weaknesses, and even more surprising, she also has the powers of Kamen Rider Legend Arc as well, and like Lincoln and the other vampires, she feeds on blood bags from the blood bank, and she knew of Lincoln being a powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, and she's also friends with Lucy and her friends in The Young Morticians' Club. She's also one of the many members of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force, a group of vampire hunters formed by Lincoln, the other Kamen Rider Kiva embodiments, and the embodiments of The Wolfen Race, Merman Race, Franken Race, Fangire Race, Kivat Race, Doran Race, Legendorga Race, Mermaid Race, Ghost Race, Gigant Race, Hobbit Race, and Goblin Race, and their job is to defend Michigan, Royal Woods, and Great Lakes City from the threat of evil vampires, evil werewolves, and other evil supernatural creatures of the night. They also teamed up with The Ghosthunters Club and other clubs for some of their more dangerous missions involving powerful vampire lords, werewolves, witches, warlocks, demons, and demon lords. Lincoln made Taylor a tiara with the Kamen Rider Arc symbol on it and necklace with Kamen Rider Arc symbol for the pendant, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips underneath the full moon as the vampire bats flew into the night. She's also the sister of Takashi Sugimura A.K.A. Kamen Rider Arc, but she absolutely despised him because of the fact that he's a violent serial killer and when Arc possessed him, she'd fought to stop Arc's plan to take over the world and destroy her brother as well, and she hates Chandler with a burning passion.
And I've got something for all of you, I call these Destroyers of the Cheapskate Krabs Army, they're a collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the Anti-Krabs Army symbol etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged colored blades, large colored phoenix heads for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handles, four large colored phoenix heads and large colored gems on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommels, and there's also blasters and spellbooks included with the greatswords. Once in hand, you'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Get ready for a dazzling adventure in a non-combat chapter of awesome discovery. We're going to go down into a cave in Mount Kilimanjaro and we're going to find an amazing and incredibly beautiful tanzanite crystal cave that is right underneath the highest mountain in Africa. And we're going to find an awesome treasure there too that is perfect for Leeli.
see you next time.
