This is a treasure hunt for the treasure of the Wingfeather Family.
Walking through the city on Routine Patrol was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with BlackWarGreymon, Heatstroke, Geruga Doggler, Pirate Queen, Formica Regia and Dragonfly along with Nikiya, Axel Manning, Marron, Hinatsuru, Suma And Makio and we were walking around and checking for any trouble afoot.
Me: So far everything looks quiet.
Qin: Yeah but the peace will be temporary though.
Earth: But we're ready for anything.
Misty Tredwell: Yes we sure are going to be ready.
Carly Atlas: And it will be really awesome and cool.
Nikiya: That is for sure. As long as we can kick some butt.
Nico: Nikiya, I want to thank you, BlackWarGreymon, and your teams for coming.
Nikiya: It's no problem Bakrua and it's going to be so awesome and cool.
Qin: It sure is.
Axel Manning: Yeah it sure will be.
Nico: Axel, remember the first time we met you and your friends?
Axel Manning: Boy how can I forget. That was before the War with Grandfather.
Qin: That was so awesome.
Me: It sure was. And I revealed to you all how I helped A.T.O.M. take down Alexander Paine the first time.
Nico: You sure did and that was so epic.
Axel Manning: It sure was and J.D. got his arm burned back then too.
Bhavna Radhakrishnan: (India Accent) That was a most fun battle too. We faced Reptilicus in Denmark on J.D.'s rescue back then.
Me: And I got burned by Acid Slime from him and it hurt like a son of a bitch.
Varie: No kidding.
I showed the acid slime burn scar and it was an ugly one!
Nico: OOH Yikes!
Misty Tredwell: That must've really hurt!
Leeli: No kidding. Ouch!
Nico: Although, Lynn stole one of Grim's stuff.
Camie: What did she steal?
Eli: A crazy mask called the Mask of The Beast. It's a cursed mask that will turn you into a terrible hideous beast if you get mad. The only way it will come off is if you are friendly, nice, polite and happy.
Me: Yep. We used that mask on Amy and she is now permanently beast.
Qin: Yep. And Billy and Grim used that mask to teach Mandy a lesson with it.
Leeli: Oh man.
Nico: Yeah it was a crazy idea. Stupid though.
Me: Lynn thought her stress was going to interfere with the mission so she put the Mask of the Beast on to control herself.
Nico: Yeah she didn't need it though. She was just letting her own fear and paranoia get the better of her.
Maria: Just like what happened with Skips yesterday.
Me: Yeah but Skips didn't have a Dark Orb inside him. This was the work of a dark entity.
Brittney: That's right. And that was a crazy one.
Lola: Gross too.
Varie: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: But at least Skips is back to normal.
Eli: Yeah he sure is.
Nico: Can you imagine if we didn't get that thing out?
Me: It would have turned Skips into what happened when Samurai Jack got poisoned by an infection from Aku.
Samurai Jack: I remember that. That was awful. Aku was really sick and he sent a piece of himself into me when he coughed.
Nico: I didn't think an evil immortal monster like Aku could even GET Sick.
Me: That was my first reaction too.
Varie: Yeah it was awful.
Me: You wouldn't believe what happened in that adventure when we were the Brave Twelve.
Nico: Can you tell me what happened?
Me: I sure can. Jack got intensely infected by Aku and was turning into a miniature version of him and he went on a rampage. It was brutal. But we got him under control and did what we could.
FLASHBACK - IN BETWEEN CHAPTERS 176 AND 177
Jack was fighting for his life.
Jack: Forgive me.
Emperor: Be strong, my son. You are gravely ill.
Master Ning: Aku's very essence is creeping through your veins, possessing your body, poisoning your mind. It means to devour your spirit.
Jack: (Weak and Lethargic) Please... Help me. I beg you.
Me: We're trying everything we can Jack. Just hang in there!
Varie: Yeah hang on!
(MONKS CHANTING)
Master Ning: We are doing what we can to stave the illness of the flesh, but we can only slow the sickness. You have been infected by pure evil, which can only be purged by the light of good, the good within you.
Me: That's Right Jack.
Jack: I... I cannot. You must help me.
MASTER NING: I am sorry. This is a sickness only you can truly cure.
Me: That's right Jack. You can do it. Fight it.
Jack: No. You must. You...
AKU TOOK OVER HIM!
Aku: You worthless, wrinkled grub! I'll have you for dinner, you worm! I'll eat every last monk in this hole.
Me: LET HIM GO AKU! NOW!
Aku: I'll devour you all just as I have consumed the Samurai.
(LAUGHING SINISTERLY)
Me: LIKE HECK YOU WILL!
Samurai Jack: Cannot fight it. Not alone. Cannot do it alone.
MOTHER: You are not alone, my son. We are always with you here...
FATHER: Here in your heart… The place we will make our stand against this evil.
Jack: But, I was not there for you.
Emperor: Nonsense. Aku's victories are not your failures. The struggle against Aku is arduous, and none have fought more bravely than you, my son.
MOTHER: You have won many victories, rekindling hope in the hearts of those you have protected. Each sends their blessing.
FATHER: Each blessing, a stone to fortify this land. Your castle is strong, my son.
MOTHER: Your allies are many. You friends are your strength and power. Wield what lies within and reclaim what is yours. Break this siege of darkness.
He fired an arrow into the sky and pierced the darkness.
(LIGHTNING ZAPPING)
(HEROIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
JACK STOOD READY!
(SINISTER LAUGHTER)
HE DESTROYED THE DARKNESS!
(MONSTERS YELLING)
AKU'S GRASP WAS WEAKENING!
Aku: (SCREAMING)
Jack: (SCREAMING)
He shattered Aku's infection and destroyed it!
(SIZZLING)
Me: HE DID IT!
Fu: WAY TO GO JACK!
Jessie Bannon: YEAH!
Jack smiled at us.
Jack: Thank you all.
Me: You're welcome Jack.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Nico: WOW!
Qin: That is amazing!
Me: Yep.
Maria: I'm giving the MOE Cannon a break today.
Me: Okay then.
Qin: Good idea.
Me: I also got this message from Sheila. They said that there is a hilarious group of villains that we need to bring down. She doesn't know who they are. But they call themselves the Legion Of Laughs.
Eli: Weird.
Nico: This is going to be one awesome rescue, guys. Not only are we going to take down The Legion of Laughs, a group of super hilarious villains, but we also got bad news, Edgar The Bug is back from the dead and he wants revenge on Fu for destroying him.
We gasped.
Me: Ugh, can't that butt-ugly cockroach learn to stay dead this time?!
Lincoln: Clearly not, J.D. But, instead of squishing him yet again and sending him to The Black Gates, we're going to send him straight to The Masters of Evil's Prison, where he can stay there until the day he dies for all we care.
Nico: Awesome idea, Linc. Besides, Vypra's never going to accept a repulsive bug like him into their ranks, not after what he's tried to do to Earth.
Camie: What exactly is Edgar the Bug?
Shanan: He's what's called a Cymongulian Bug from the planet Cymon.
Shanan went over his history.
The Bug lands on Earth by flying saucer and eventually crashes and wrecks the truck of Edgar, an abusive farmer while berating his wife, Beatrice for having his dinner poorly made instead of having a steak. As he goes out to investigate after Beatrice asks him what on Earth is it outside and Edgar rudely tells Beatrice to get back inside, the unseen bug demands that he surrenders his shotgun. Edgar refuses, threatening the bug instead. The bug responds by revealing himself to the farmer, yanking him into the pit and kills him by flaying him and eating his body (offscreen), also taking possession of his shotgun while he is investigating the crash-site. The Bug uses Edgar's human skin as a disguise while he searches for the Arquillian Galaxy not before asking for sugar water. He rampages through New York City as a human, killing people and trashing everything and everyone in his way amongst them, a pest control man, an Arquillian prince and his henchman, as well as a Repo man, who almost towed the pest control van that Edgar was hiding his space saucer.
Eventually, he found Rosenberg and killed him and got what he thought was the galaxy, but it was diamonds. He later finds that it's on the collar of Rosenberg's cat Orion and infiltrates the morgue to get it. He takes Dr. Laurel Weaver as a hostage and Agents K and J pursue him to a pair of spaceships, since his saucer was captured when Jay shot the van from the tow truck that Edgar obtained from the Repo man. Dr. Weaver escapes, but Edgar manages to get on one of the two working spaceships.
After the agents arrive just in time and shoot his craft down with their guns, they hold him at gunpoint, but Edgar rips off his human disguise and reveals his true form. He eats the agents' guns and K purposely gets eaten as well in order to find his gun after telling J to make sure he does not go on the second ship. J is then able to distract him by stepping on cockroaches. He was defeated by K who blasts him from inside with his gun after he has found his gun in his stomach before blasting his way out, but half of him was still alive and he was finished off by Dr. Weaver with J's gun, spattering the rest of him over K and J before Dr. Weaver tells them about their jobs which are interesting, also avenging the deaths of the humans and the aliens he had killed.
Powers and Abilities
Heightened intellect: Edgar possessed a sharper and more advanced level of intelligence than humans.
Super strength: Edgar was shown to possess inhuman strength, and K makes a comment that implies he had unlimited strength, but with his human body, he seems to somewhat compress it to an extent.
Super leaping: As a bug, Edgar was agile and nimble, enabling him to hop extremely high in the air.
Malleable physiology: In spite of his size, Edgar's body is surprisingly malleable as he can contort, bend and twist his body so he can fit on smaller space and forcefully reduce his body mass. Thus can be seen when he can bent his body to humanoid shape and size, so he can wear human Edgar's skin for disguise without accidentally tore it from the inside and even fit into his crashed saucer-shaped starship which no bigger than a human taxi.
When she was finished everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked.
Camie: He is disgusting!
Fu: He makes all bugs everywhere look bad.
Me: You're not kidding there. We faced him before and he is a really nasty butt-ugly fucker.
Qin: Yep.
Then we smelled a REALLY HORRIBLE SMELL!
Me: OH GOOD GOD! That is disgusting!
A man came up to me and he smelled horrible and worse than shit!
Me: OH GOOD GOD SIR YOU SMELL LIKE YOU WERE ROLLING AROUND IN A PILE OF SULFUR POWDER!
Man: There's a chicken villain and he is pelting people with Rotten Eggs! He is attacking the Police Station!
Nico: Lets go!
We went over there!
We arrived and saw a man dressed in a chicken costume and he had a machine gun that was firing rotten eggs! He was pelting the Police Station with them.
Nico: Who the fuck are you?!
Rotten Egger: I am the Rotten Egger.
Me: Rotten Egger?
Qin: Are you a cousin of the Yolker?
Rotten Egger: Nope I'm just one that Cracks people up! (LAUGHS) Get it!? Cracks!? That's a Yolk!
Everyone booed!
Me: That was corny.
Nico: You're under arrest!
Rotten Egger: COME AND GET ME CHICKENS!
Me: Time to fight Eggs with Eggs!
GIANT EGG MAGISWORD!
I activated Yolker's Ridewatch and me and Rotten Egger fired eggs at each other.
The Eggs were REALLY going at us.
Me: The Yolk's on you chicken boy!
I fired many eggs and they hit him and splattered him all over the place!
Qin: Take this! (ACTIVATES OVULATOR'S RIDEWATCH)
Qin fired explosive eggs from her butt and they smashed him all over and exploded!
MASSIVE FARTING FIRE EXPLOSIONS!
He was being pelted by eggs and he was knocked down!
Me: Take that Featherbrain!
Rainbow Dash: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
I picked up his rotten egg gun.
Me: Nice blaster.
We slapped the cuffs on him.
Me: That was easy.
But then we heard loud farts, projectile vomit blasts and loud explosive diarrhea farts coming from the bank. People were screaming and coming out covered in shit and vomiting their guts out.
Me: Oh good god!
Qin: This is gonna be one of those days.
Then we saw 5 people come out and they were brown shit and vomit supervillains!
Nico: Did we eat something bad last night?
Eli: I don't think so.
Me: And who might you sewage spillers be?
The Flatulator: We are the Fart Crew! And we will stink up your fucking lives! I am The Flatulator! (LOUD FART!)
The Explosive Diarr-Rhea: Call me Explosive Diarr-Rhea! (WET DIARRHEA FART!) (YUCK!)
The Vomit Chucker: I am The Vomit Chucker! (PROJECTILE VOMITS)
The Horrible Constipator: I'm the Horrible Constipator! (GROANS OF SHIT FILLED PAIN)
The Sewage Spewer: And I'm the Sewage Spewer! (LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN!)
Me: Very fitting for you all.
Nico: You guys are totally disgusting.
Camie: Yeah no kidding!
Nico: Look, you guys are obviously new at this. So, we're willing to go easy on you.
The Flatulator: Bring it on Fart boy!
He farted at Nico and I fired a blast of fire and ignited his gas and blasted his butt!
Me: Don't you know that fart gas is flammable? Also you all could use a really nice bath!
I fired waves of water and so did Maria and drenched them.
Me: And you need a nice dose of Pepto-Bismal!
PEPTO-BISMAL MAGISWORD!
I fired it and it went into their mouths and then they stopped farting and shitting and vomiting.
Nico: Nice!
I tied them up with energy ropes and they were arrested.
Nico: That was gross.
Me: Better call in the HAZMAT Division.
Then we heard uncontrollable crying coming from a jewelry store.
Me: Uh oh.
We went over there and saw a man in an Onion Suit robbing it and stealing their jewels while everyone was crying.
Nico: This is turning out to be a weird day.
Me: No shit about it. And who are you Onion Boy?
The Onion Cryer: You're half right on that. I am the Onion Cryer! Crying is my name and Stealing is my game.
Me: How do you do that?
Onion Cryer: Simple. I make people cry by spraying them with onion juice.
He fired waves of onion juice and Lana drank his blast and she liked it.
Lana: Good onion juice!
Onion Cryer: What the!?
Me: I think it's time to give you a dose of your own medicine!
ONION MAGISWORD!
I fired a ray of onions and they hit his eyes and then he exploded into a fountain of tears and was crying uncontrollably!
Onion Cryer: (WAILING AND CRYING HARD)
WHAT A BABY!
I went and tied him up.
Me: Geez we got some weird villains huh!
But then…
SPLAT!
Nico got drenched in Limburger Cheese Sauce! (FOGHORN!)
Eli: OH YUCK! Limburger Cheese sauce!?
Nico: Eli, can you sense for Swartz's creations?
Eli: Okay. (CONCENTRATES)
Nico: OKAY WHO IS THE WISEASS!?
Me: I think him!
Stinky Cheeser: I am the Stinky Cheeser!
He was a man in a cheese costume and he was firing stinky cheese sauce at people and covering them and stealing their wallets and jewelry.
Nico liked the cheese
Nico: Yummy cheese. I like it.
Me: It smells like stinky socks Nico. Time to fight cheese with cheese.
CHEESE MAGISWORD!
Me: GOUDA PRISON!
I fired a wave of energy from the sword and it trapped him in a cheese prison.
Me: Crime doesn't pay.
We heard screaming from another bank and we saw people running out of it with their eyes and mouths on fire and fire was exploding out of their mouths and they were running around like chickens with their heads cut off!
A man in a chili pepper suit came out.
Me: A spicy villain this time.
Pepper Squirter: Pepper Squirter thanks you for all your loot suckers!
Maria: I got this!
She fired waves of water and blasted the people and they were cured as steam came off them.
Me: Pepper Squirter huh? You really must like nuclear hot peppers.
Pepper Squirter: Oh I do! Have some spice!
He threw some at me and I ate them.
CHOMP!
Me: Mmm! Ghost Peppers my favorite.
GULP!
LOUD FIERY EXPLOSION!
Me: (LOUD BELCH) (Italian Accent) That's a spicy meat-a-ball!
TEARS OF ZEPHOS MAGISWORD!
Me: Chew on this heat!
I fired Tears of Zephos Peppers and they went into his mouth!
Me: DUCK AND COVER!
We then ducked and a massive jet of intense fire exploded out of his mouth as he screamed and ran around like a chicken with its head cut off!
I tied him up and he was really gonna be on fire for a while.
Me: Boy the weirdo villains are really showing up huh?
Nico: How about Edgar shows up? At least we're familiar with him!
But then…
LOUD SPLASHY EXPLOSIONS!
We saw massive amounts of eggnog explode out of numerous banks, libraries and government buildings.
Me: Eggnog!?
Qin: It's not even Christmas!
We saw a man dressed in a milk carton costume.
Egg Nogger: (LAUGHS MENACINGLY) DIE GOVERNMENT BUILDING! THE EGG NOGGER IS GOING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER!
Nico: Hey, while the government might have had a hand in creating the SRA in the UA world, you shouldn't hit them like that!
Egg Nogger: I don't care!
Twilight Sparkle: And no one destroys libraries!
She flew at him and smashed him down and knocked him out.
Me: Nice!
We tied him up.
Me: Boy we have a bunch of weirdo villains today.
?: (FAMILIAR VOICE) I WILL GET MY MONEY FOR MY CAMP BACK EVEN IF I HAVE TO MEAT YOU TO DEATH!
Me: Not him!
Nico: Is that Lumpus!?
We went into a bank and sure enough we saw ALGONQUIN C. LUMPUS and he was dressed in a meat villain costume!
Me: Lumpus!?
Lumpus: Yes it's me but I'm also THE STEAKER! (LAUGHS MANIACALLY)!
Me: Fitting for you and you do love enough meat to the point where you want to eat a whole cow.
Lumpus: Why thank you. (sees Ikki and Vice) YOU!
Vice: Yeah! Us!
Ikki: Guess what? What you said to Nico before we showed up helped him realize that Lila Rossi had Chameleon pose as her Volpina alter ego!
Nico: That's right! It was really Chameleon posing as her Volpina Persona!
Me: Very clever there!
Nico: Yep.
Me: That was clever though.
Nico: At least we're fighting someone we're familiar with this time!
Me: But how about this to start us off?
CHOCOLATE PUDDING POOL MAGISWORD!
I fired a beam of energy and Lumpus fell into a pool of chocolate pudding!
Me: Peanut Butter Shortcake!
We laughed hysterically at that one!
Me: And here's one I never got to do on the Buffalo Chicken Planet.
I pulled out Lumpus's Wonder Ride Book.
Me: (Reads Verse) "And then a huge massive heavy fat bird came and shoved so many worms down the bad moose's throat and made him as fat as the big mama bird to the point where he was so fat and heavy that he couldn't move."
A Lard-a-doodle bird came and shoved numerous worms down Lumpus's throat and he was big and fat and heavy!
Lana: (Disappointed) Lucky.
Nico: Anyone else?
Eli concentrated.
Eli: Nope. Just Edgar the Bug and Swartz's creations and they are in the park.
Nico: Okay then.
Lumpus was groaning from being too heavy.
Me: Nothing a McMuesli Weight Loss Plan back at the Saturn Insane Asylum couldn't cure.
I teleported him back there.
Nico: Boy those were some weird villains.
Eli: Yep. And the Another villains are Another BlackWarGreymon and Another Yolker.
We gasped!
BlackWarGreymon: Another me!? Wow this will be interesting.
Nico: It sure will.
We went to the park.
Nico: McMuesli works at the Saturn prison?
Me: Yeah I gave him a great job as a cafeteria chef at the Saturn Insane Asylum and he makes better food now.
Nico: Cool.
Me: Yep. But let me tell you Nico, this was the funniest and weirdest group of villains we ever faced.
Nico: You're not kidding there.
Xenia: But it was really funny battling them too.
Camie: Yeah it sure was. Maybe we can have them battle us in the M.O.E.
Me: Good idea.
We arrived at the park.
Me: Better have the Noisy Cricket with me.
I pulled it out.
Camie: That little gun is the Noisy Cricket?
Me: Yep. And it packs a tremendous recoil that will send you flying.
Nico: Who's up first?
Me: I think the answer to that one is obvious. Fu will face him.
Fu: I did defeat him before.
Me: Yep she sure did.
We kept our eyes peeled.
Suddenly, Lincoln and Eli sensed an energy signal and they fired rainbow energy blasts at the bush and it forced out a figure: it was Edgar the Bug back from the dead and mega pissed off when he saw Fu as he roared in anger. Edgar was in his human skin like he was before.
Me: Oh, roar yourself, cockroach breath!
Lincoln: You just made the big mistake coming back, bug!
Nico: And I didn't even bring my roach spray with me!
Edgar the Bug: YOU IDIOTS! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING FOR ME!
Nico: Say what you want. But I'm just glad we're facing someone we're familiar with.
Me: Put your hands on your head! You are disgusting you freak.
Edgar: Oh I see. I put my hands on my head. (Puts hands on his head.) Like this?
He ripped his disguise off and revealed his true form and he was an UGLY BUG CREATURE!
Me: You are one UGLY Motherfucker!
Fu: Okay, that's it, I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity, you butt-ugly cockroach.
Suddenly, Fu's orange eyes turned neon orange and she was surrounded by a yellow energy aura with beetles, chakra, and lightning, she unholstered her Chomei's Electric Lightningstorm Beetle Greatsword of Electric Beetle Justice from her back, and as she approached Edgar the Bug, she left yellow energy, lightning, chakra, and beetles with every step.
Fu: Jeez, you really are a big time repulsive headache, Edgar. No matter how many times we squish you, you just refuse to quit, and now, you've come back from the dead for more. Now, you're really going to to get it, you butt-ugly cockroach, and you're going to pay for messing with Earth.
Suddenly, Fu was surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow energy with lightning bolts and lightning crashing down from the heavens, there are beetles and Chomei the Seven-Tailed Beetle flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with the eyes of Chomei the Seven-Tailed Beetle glaring at Edgar the Bug. Then, as the vortex faded, Fu emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Fu remained tall at 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long flowing blue hair, she has neon orange eyes and a yellow energy aura with beetles, chakra, and lightning surrounding her, she has a rhinoceros beetle with the Thunder Kanji in its mouth emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has on beetle earrings with yellow gems for eyes and holding the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in its mouth, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with orange gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links and an orange beetle-shaped Element of Harmony in the center and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a rhinoceros beetle with yellow gems for eyes and holding the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in its mouth for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless white blouse, sleeveless orange shirt, white skirt with lightning bolts, black knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with lightning bolts and beetles on the coattails and on the back is Chomei the Seven-Tailed Beetle surrounded by lightning bolts and beetles. Suddenly, Fu felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light blue angel wings grew much bigger for her new body and the feathers had orange tips, and she has Chomei's seven wings out, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Fu's Chomei's Electric Lightningstorm Beetle Greatsword of Electric Beetle Justice and all the swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of yellow energy, lightning, beetles, and rhinoceros beetles, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Chomei's Eternal Electric Lightningstorm Beetle Greatsword of Electric Beetle Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded orange gems and Chomei the Seven-Tailed Beetle etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged yellow blade, large beetle heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large beetle heads and a large orange gem below the beetle heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Chomei's head with orange gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below Chomei that said, "Fu, Jinchuriki and Partner of Chomei the Seven-Tailed Beetle, Former Kunoichi of The Hidden Waterfall Village and Member of The Hidden Leaf Village, Loving Future Wife of Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze of the Hidden Leaf Village and Sister Wife of many, Destroyer of Suien and Killer of The Great Enemies of The Four Great Nations, Archenemy of Suzaku, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lightning and Rhinoceros Beetles"
風、人柱力、七尾長命の相棒、滝隠れの里の元くノ一、葉隠れの里の一員、葉隠れの里のうずまきナルト・波風の愛する未来の妻であり、多くの姉妹の妻、水園の破壊者四大国の大敵のキラー、スザクの大敵、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、雷とカブトムシのマスター」
Fu has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-BEETLE-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA SEVEN-TAILED ELECTRIC SUPERCELL THUNDERSTORM LIGHTNING RHINOCEROUS BEETLE OF DIVINE ELECTRIC SEVEN-TAILED THUNDERSTORM BEETLE JUSTICE AND DIVINE ELECTRIC THUNDERSTORM BEETLE LOVE!
We were amazed by Fu's Super Angel-Beetle-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, but when Edgar the Bug saw it, he hissed with rage and ran at her to kill her, but but Fu fired a powerful yellow energy blast with lightning, beetles, rhinoceros beetles, and Chakra, and it hits Edgar the Bug and he was electrocuted badly and was sent flying into a wall, and when he got out, he was mega pissed off and mega furious.
Fu: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Seven-Tailed Electric Thunderstorm Beetle Angel and Divine Electric Lightning Thunderstorm Love) There's plenty more where that came from, you butt-ugly cockroach!
Me: YEAH!
I charged up the Noisy Cricket and pointed it at him.
Me: (Imitating Dirty Harry) Go ahead, make my day.
BANG!
I fired and it hit Edgar and blasted him back and the recoil blew me back and sent me flying back into the air and I flew back.
Me: WHOA!
Camie: Holy shit! J.D. wasn't kidding about the recoil!
Nico: You okay?
Me: I'll be fine. Thank goodness I'm out in the open and not in front of something that I will crash into.
Qin: No kidding.
Me: Helps if you can rebound when you have wings.
Nico: Yeah.
I fired waves of lightning and blasted Edgar all over.
I landed.
Me: Lets try this again.
He was about to go for Camie and then we heard a gun click.
Me: Uh oh.
Then he was bisected in two by a powerful blast of energy and we saw that K was inside him!
Me: OH SICK!
Nico: K are you okay?
Agent K: (SPITS) Yeah that was rough. He swallowed my gun and I went to get it back.
Me: Boy you are gonna need a serious shit cleaning bath.
Fu went after Edgar the Bug, and she fired powerful blasts of yellow energy, lightning, chakra, and beetles at him, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and he was also electrocuted badly. Then, she slashed at him with her massive greatsword leaving scars on him, and really pissing him off now. Then, she fired seven balls of lightning, which hit Edgar the Bug and paralyzed his entire body as it fried his nervous system.
Lincoln: Whoa, those blasts of lightning Fu fired at Edgar fried his nervous system!
Nico: Brutal.
Then, Lincoln wrapped Edgar the Bug in a rainbow energy straitjacket with rainbow energy chains and charged with rainbow lightning if he tried acting up again, then, Lincoln beamed him to The Masters of Evil's Prison and he was put in a cell where he'll stay there 'til he dies. We cheered as Fu holstered her massive greatsword on her back and powered down, and Fu's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, Chomei's seven wings, and massive light blue angel wings are permanent.
Fu: That'll teach you to mess with Earth, you butt-ugly cockroach!
Nico: I've said it once, I'll say it again: Edgar the Bug, you have failed this entire galaxy!
Lincoln: And this time, take the hint, cockroach breath!
Me: Thank goodness.
Maria: Boy K you are a mess.
Nico: No shit! And I thought going inside a graboid was gross.
Jen Tennyson: You think that was bad, wait till you hear about what Gwen did for a giant frog.
Nico: What did she do again?
Jen Tennyson: She went down a frog's throat in her underwear to give it some medicine and then she ended up going out the southern exit.
We were disgusted by that one!
Me: Oh that is disgusting!
Eli: Boy I bet Gwen did not like that one!
Jen Tennyson: No she didn't! She smelled so bad that she had to take a bath in a tank full of soap at the Plumber HQ for 3 whole days.
Nico: Oh man!
May: Poor Gwen!
Jen Tennyson: You're not kidding. She vowed NEVER to do that ever again even if you held a positron laser blaster to her head.
Nico: Whoa!
Eli: Yeah and I'll bet Gwen is never going to live that one down.
Maria: Let me get you cleaned up K.
She fired waves of water and drenched him and cleaned him up.
K: Ah. Thanks Maria.
Maria: You're welcome.
Nico: We're not done yet.
Me: No we aren't.
J: Boy you think after dealing with those weird villains you think that would be enough?
Me: That would be the case but let me tell you J, those villains were beyond weird. I would put them at about 9.5 on my Weird Shit-O-Meter.
Nico: I would do 9.8.
Qin: This was a weird day.
Eli: Wait! I sense the Another Yolker coming but Lucy Heartfilia is going to flip when she sees who it is! It's someone that she misses terribly!
Nico: Who is it?
Me: Oh no. Don't tell me. Is it her mother Layla!?
Eli: I sense that it is!
Qin: But that's impossible! Her mother died didn't she?
Eli: Yes she did.
Me: The Aparoids! They brought her back.
Eli: Yes I sense it.
Nico: Who's up this time?
Nicole: I will face her.
Me: Okay.
We then saw a figure coming and it was ANOTHER YOLKER!
Me: Another Yolker.
Nico: Yeah.
Another Yolker: (In a girls voice) And it looks like you know who I am.
Me: Layla Heartfilia?
She reverted back and it was a LAYLA HEARTFILIA!
Me: Layla, Lucy was devastated when you died.
Layla Heartfilia: I know. How is Lucy?
Me: She has really come a long way. But you should know a few things.
Layla Heartfilia: It was Jude. He poisoned me and told me I can never use my Celestial Magic again and he killed me with a slow killing poison!
We gasped!
Me: That monster!
Maria: Now I'm glad he is in jail where he belongs!
Me: Especially after all the fucking shit he did!
Maria: And he killed Arixam the first time!
Me: Yeah. He was a coward!
Layla Heartfilia: I know and I saw that he tried to destroy Fairy Tail.
Me: Yeah he really has sunk into the depths of darkness. But enough about that, Lucy has really rose to great levels in her skills not just in Fiore but here on Earth as well. She did so much.
Layla Heartfilia: And I'm really proud of her.
Me: We all are.
Nicole: We sure are. Layla I'm sorry that we have to fight like this. But it's the only way to save you from the influence of the Aparoids and the Another Ridewatch.
Eli: Yeah. Also I sense that the Another BlackWarGreymon is friendly.
Nico: Good.
Nico: Do the honors, Nicole.
Nicole: With pleasure.
Layla Heartfilia: How is Aquarius doing?
Me: Still as rotten tempered as ever but is doing a great job protecting Lucy and Brandish too.
Layla Heartfilia: I'm glad.
She turned into Another Yolker and Nicole fired waves of stars and blasted her all over and she destroyed the Aparoids inside Layla and I caught the Ridebook and purified it. It was called The Zodiac Mage of the Stars.
Nicole brought Layla over.
Layla Heartfilia: (GROANS) What a headache.
Nico: You'll be fine. But Lucy will be so happy to see you.
Me: You missed out on 8 years of her life.
Nico: Now for the Another BlackWarGreymon.
Me: Should be coming.
Then we saw a vortex appear and out came a BlackWarGreymon with a pitch black aura around it! It was ANOTHER BLACKWARGREYMON!
Me: Whoa! Another BlackWarGreymon and its power is incredible!
Nico: This is gonna be good! You gonna do what I did in the Digital World when I faced BlackWarGreymon, J.D.?
Me: Like you even have to ask. But just in case.
I snapped my fingers and we were on the mountain planet of Glaren.
Nico: Good thinking.
She landed by us.
Me: Wow!
Maria: We HAVE to do Honeyhive Galaxy in the future.
Me: Maybe we can do that in tomorrow's Big Day Mission. I'll try to remember that.
Nico: Okay.
Another BlackWarGreymon: (In a girls voice) (Czech Accent) That will be interesting to see.
Me: (GASP) Vladimíra Voráčová!
She reverted back and she was a girl with black hair and gothic clothes and had yellow eyes.
Me: Awesome to see you again Vladimíra.
Vladimíra: You too J.D.
Me: Vladímira is also one of the Czech Republic's Digidestined and Another BlackWarGreymon is perfectly fitting for her because coincidentally her Digimon Partner is a BlackAgumon and that one has the power to turn into BlackWarGreymon.
We gasped in shock!
BlackWarGreymon: That is really interesting and amazing!
Nico: Boy no kidding!
Me: Lets have some fun.
She turned into Another BlackWarGreymon.
I then slammed my foot into the ground and charged at her and then our punches collided and a massive fiery explosion shockwave exploded out of the ground and we went at each other with incredible speed and punched and kicked at each other with incredible force and massive thunderous fiery explosion shockwaves were blowing much of the area apart and setting much of the area on fire. Another BlackWarGreymon went at me some more and I dodged her and fired a Death Cannon blast with Frieza's powers and Another BlackWarGreymon dodged it and the blast hit the ground and exploded with incredible power in a huge mushroom cloud.
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
I teleported behind her and kicked her in the face and Another BlackWarGreymon jumped from the ground and went into the air.
I was fighting Another BlackWarGreymon with everything he had.
Me: Let me show you one of the new powers Nico learned! Snake Bandage!
I fired a stream of bandages from my arm and they tied Another BlackWarGreymon up. But then she busted out of them.
Another BlackWarGreymon: Try this! TERRA DESTROYER!
She formed a huge ball of red energy and threw it at me.
Me: Then this too! TERRA DESTROYER!
I threw the same size energy ball and the balls collided and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
The explosion was incredibly powerful and it blasted a hole into the ground! Another BlackWarGreymon came out of the explosion and I teleported away!
Me: Try this one on. CRIMSON MIST!
I fired a wave of blood red mist with MaloMyotismon's powers and Another BlackWayGreymon dodged it.
Another BlackWarGreymon: Try this one! BLACK TORNADO!
She spun around at a tremendous speed and went at me and I dodged it. Take this one! GIGA CANNON!
I used Machinedramon's power and blasted her all over with powerful energy cannon blasts and Another BlackWarGreymon dodged them all as they hit the ground and exploded with incredible power!
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Another BlackWarGreymon: Very impressive. You've gotten a massive menagerie of techniques on you.
Me: Digimon techniques are just for starters. We have many more.
Another BlackWarGreymon: Then how about this one.
She fired a massive barrage of small Terra Destroyer energy balls.
Me: Try this on! BLASTER METEOR!
I enveloped himself in a ball of energy with Broly's powers and fired a massive shower of energy balls and they all collided with Another BlackWarGreymon's energy balls and exploded with incredible power all over the place.
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Everyone was amazed at the sheer amount of power being displayed!
Me: RIVER OF POWER!
I used MetalSeadramon's power and blasted her with a powerful energy blast.
Nico: OH YEAH!
Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju gear!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor.
Another BlackWarGreymon: Now for this! TERRA DESTROYER!
She fired a massive energy ball.
Me: TIDE OF DESPAIR!
I fired a massive blast of blood red fire and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
I kicked Another BlackWarGreymon in his face and flew back.
Me: KAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a massive Red Kamehameha Wave and it hit Another BlackWarGreymon and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: WHOA! What power!
Me: Take this! LIGHTNING WHIP!
I fired a bolt of lightning with Azulongmon's powers and it tangled up Another BlackWarGreymon and smashed him into the ground.
Nico: Like J.D. I can also use all the attacks of all 1400+ Digimon. COSMIC RAY!
Nico used Ornismon's power and fired a dazzling ray of energy and it hit Another BlackWarGreymon and exploded all over.
Nico: (Gets out BlackWarGreymon's Ridewatch) Time for more Digimon Power!
Nico activated it.
Nico: (Echoing) TERRA DESTROYER!
Nico threw a massive and powerful energy ball and threw it and it hit Another BlackWarGreymon and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
They explosion was incredible!
Leeli: WOW! That was powerful!
Girl Jordan: You are not kidding!
Nico: Feel the heat! (ACTIVATES HEATSTROKE'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired a massive blast of fire and blasted her down.
Qin: Oh yeah!
May: (gets out Geruga Doggler's Ridewatch) Save some for me, honey!
She activated it and fired waves of energy and blasted her all over the place!
Qin: YEAH!
May: It's the Pirates life for me! (ACTIVATES PIRATE QUEEN'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.
Maria: And now this. (ACTIVATES FORMICA REGIA'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy blasts and smashed her all over.
Maria: And to take flight!
She activated Dragonfly's Ridewatch and flew into the air and fired waves of energy and blasted her all over!
Axel Manning: My turn!
He activated Heatstroke's ridewatch and fired waves of fire and blasted her down.
Nico: YEAH!
Then General Schwarz, and his team consisting of Evil Pharaoh Man, Dark Riku, Beard Deer, Klomp and Evil Skarr came.
Nico: Nice team, Schwarz!
General Schwarz: Thanks Nico. Boy you guys did a lot here.
Nico: We sure did.
Dark Riku: We heard about that L.O.L. Villain group that appeared and that was gross.
Me: You're not kidding there!
Nico: Boy that was crazy!
Maria: Now, where's the next Gene Slammer?
?: Right here.
We saw a figure next to us and it was a Relicanth.
Me: Wow a Relicanth!
Nico: Wow.
Qin: Nancianna is that you?
Relicanth: (In a girls voice) It sure is Qin.
She reverted back and was a girl with brown hair and had blue clothes and blue eyes.
Nancianna: It's good to see you again Qin. And you too Nico.
Nico: Same here.
Nancianna: I got this.
She fired a blast of energy and it hit Another BlackWarGreymon and smashed her down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and I went and brought Vladímira over.
Nico: That was awesome!
Rainbow Dash: Boy it sure was!
Me: We heard a lot about you Nancianna.
Nancianna: I can tell. I got over 527 million years of catching up to do with you guys.
Me: 527 million years?
Nicole: Were you sent back in time to the Cambrian Period?
Nancianna: That's right and I got exposed to radiation and it made me immortal and invincible. I lived for 527 million years.
All of us: WOW!
Laney: That's incredible!
Me: Welcome to the Eternal Living Club.
Axel Manning: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Nancianna: I got a lot of them. But before I went back in time, my favorite is when me and Nico were in Kindergarten and we saw a bad kid picking on another kid.
Nico: Francis Rex.
Nancianna: Yep. We went over and grabbed him by his head and smashed it onto the wall and told him that he will always be garbage.
Me: Nice!
Qin: I remember that! What a jerk.
Eli: He had it coming.
Nico and Nancianna hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Nancianna: Me too Nico. Me too.
We were back on Earth.
Nico: We had a really eventful rescue.
Me: No kidding there.
Nico: I think you'll outlive most of us.
Nancianna: I agree there.
Me: Even though we're all immortal I think that is awesome.
Qin: Yep.
We went back home.
Back at the estate, Lucy Heartfilia was sitting in front of the TV and looking at the shopping channels when we came in.
Lucy Heartfilia: Hey guys. How was the rescue?
Me: Really eventful. But Lucy you are not gonna believe who the Aparoids brought back.
Lucy Heartfilia: Who is it? (GASPS!)
She saw her mother for the first time in 8 years! She hadn't seen her since she died back when she was 10.
Lucy went up to her and tears were streaming down her face.
Lucy Heartfilia: (Voice Breaking) Mom? Is that you?
Layla Heartfilia: Oh Lucy my princess look at you. You've grown into such an amazing and beautiful woman.
Lucy Heartfilia: MOM!
She went over to her and hugged her and cried hard as Layla comforted her.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Supergirl, Michiru, Leia Romanov, Silver Surfer, Plastic Man, and Blue Beetle are heading to Greiger's village in Peru, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls here, but we're also going to destroy a dangerous and evil old enemy of Laura Baránková, Erika Dědinová, Helena Zelenková, Andrea Nezbedová, Radana Růžičková, and Marie Nováková named Alexander Procházka, he's a very dangerous serial killer who terrorized all of the Czech Republic for years, and he murdered tens of thousands of people and he enjoyed spilling their blood. But, his rampage came to an end when he was defeated by Laura Baránková, Erika Dědinová, Helena Zelenková, Andrea Nezbedová, Radana Růžičková, and Marie Nováková, and after getting convicted, the serial killer was sentenced to death. But, just before he was set to be executed, Damian Constantine, the demonic, deranged, out-of-control murderous psychopathic lunatic and old enemy of Buster Bunny and his friends, broke him out and set him loose on Greiger's village as revenge for what we did to the Universe 666 versions of The Ripping Friends yesterday, and this isn't going to be the last time Damian pulls those kinds of dirty stunts.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Greiger's village, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls here, but Laura, you, Erika, Helena, Andrea, Radana, and Marie aren't going to like hearing who's causing havoc here: the person causing havoc is your old enemy from the Czech Republic, Alexander Procházka.
Laura Baránková, Erika Dědinová, Helena Zelenková, Andrea Nezbedová, Radana Růžičková, and Marie Nováková gasped in horror.
Laura Baránková: (Czech Accent) What?! That sadistic serial killer's here?!
Helena Zelenková: (Czech Accent) I never thought we'd run into that sadistic monster ever again even after we defeated him years ago.
Me: I've heard about him. He's a serial killer who terrorized the Czech Republic for years, right?
Laura Baránková: (Czech Accent) Yes, that's correct. Alexander Procházka is a very dangerous serial killer who terrorized all of the Czech Republic for years, and during his rampage, he murdered tens of thousands of people and he enjoyed spilling their blood. But, his rampage came to an end when he was defeated by me, Erika, Helena, Andrea, Radana, and Marie, and after getting convicted, he was sentenced to death.
Lincoln: But, just before he was set to be executed, he suddenly escaped from the prison before he could meet his doom.
Yakko: And we soon found out from Buster that Damian Constantine, the demonic, deranged, out-of-control murderous psychopathic lunatic and our old enemy, broke him out and set him loose on Greiger's village as revenge for what we did to the Universe 666 versions of The Ripping Friends yesterday.
We gasped in shock.
Eli: That demonic, deranged, out-of-control lunatic, of all the dumb stunts that monster pulled, this is by far the dumbest ever!
Lincoln: Yeah, and this isn't going to be the last time Damian pulls those kinds of dirty stunts, we've only got two weeks until The Ridonculous Race and that lunatic is trying to kill us before then.
Girl Jordan: I've already printed out the Wanted Posters for Damian Constantine, and Babs provided me with his picture, but I got to warn you: it's terrifying.
Girl Jordan took out the Wanted Poster for Damian Constantine, and we soon saw his picture for ourselves, and it was indeed terrifying: he was a 21-year-old man with long pitch black hair going down to his neck, deathly pale skin, red eyes filled with out-of-control insanity and the sclera of his eyes are dark red, he had a demonic smirk on his face and he has fangs, he was dressed in a long black coat, white dress shirt and necklace with red brooch, black pants, black knee-high boots, and in his right hand is a sword with a 7'0" massive and long curved blade and three edges going down the blade and yellow dragon etched on it, gold bar for the crossguard, red gem embedded in the hilt, longer brown handle, and large gold sphere with demonic eye etched on it for the pommel and tied to the pommel is a red tassel.
Nico: Yeesh, well, now we know what he looks like: demonic, deranged, psychopathic, out-of-control, evil, creepy, and crazy beyond belief.
Lincoln: (Shudders) And I thought the Dark Sides of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the others were bad, but this guy takes the cake. But, we'll worry about him when the Ridonculous Race starts, first, we got to deal with Alexander Procházka, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Kara.
Supergirl: You're welcome, Lincoln, and Greiger's village is really peaceful. But, it's also right next to The Nazca Lines, the place where The Earthbound Immortals were imprisoned in.
Lincoln: Yeah, I can feel the dark energy here.
Nico: Plus, we'll also run into another of Ranamon's sisters.
Ranamon: We've already run into Hikenmon, Kohamon, Rakuraimon, Kukimon, and Korimon. Ooh, I hope that the next one we run into is Kagemon, and I hope Greiger's siblings are okay.
Suddenly, we saw Ancient Gear Reactor Dragon, Reactor Slime, Spell Reactor - RE, Summon Reactor - SK, Trap Reactor - Y FI, Psychic Reactor, Dark Strike Fighter, Flying Fortress SKY FIRE, Dark Flattop, and Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua, along with Lunalight Leo Dancer, appear before us, and with them are the eleven girls, and Greiger's two siblings, Annie and Max.
Nico: What in the? Ancient Gear Reactor Dragon, Reactor Slime, Spell Reactor - RE, Summon Reactor - SK, Trap Reactor - Y FI, Psychic Reactor, Dark Strike Fighter, Flying Fortress SKY FIRE, Dark Flattop, and Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua, along with Lunalight Leo Dancer.
Lunalight Leo Dancer: (Girl's voice) (Southern Accent) Oops, sorry about the scare, y'all.
Ancient Gear Reactor Dragon, Reactor Slime, Spell Reactor - RE, Summon Reactor - SK, Trap Reactor - Y FI, Psychic Reactor, Dark Strike Fighter, Flying Fortress SKY FIRE, Dark Flattop, and Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua: (Girl's voice) But, we got the eleven girls, and Annie and Max away from that serial killer, Alexander Procházka.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice from Ancient Gear Reactor Dragon, Reactor Slime, Spell Reactor - RE, Summon Reactor - SK, Trap Reactor - Y FI, Psychic Reactor, Dark Strike Fighter, Flying Fortress SKY FIRE, Dark Flattop, and Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua, I knew it was you, Ariane Sanchez, and that voice from Lunalight Leo Dancer, I knew we'd run into you as well, Kagemon. Plus, it's awesome to meet you and Annie, Max.
Max: You too, Lincoln. But, I think we should talk later.
?: (Czech Accent) I will enjoy slashing all of your throats and drinking your blood. (LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
We then saw our target, Alexander Procházka, he was a man with black hair, black eyes of hatred and darkness, and he was dressed in a red prison jumpsuit, and he had a knife in his hand.
Lincoln: Yeah, we've just run into our prime target, Alexander Procházka. Time to send you on a one-way trip to Hell, you bloodthirsty monster.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Supergirl and her team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Alexander Procházka, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln, Laura Baránková, Erika Dědinová, Helena Zelenková, Andrea Nezbedová, Radana Růžičková, and Marie Nováková fired powerful blasts of magic, which transformed into blades that proceeded to hack Alexander Procházka into a million pieces, and his spirit was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That's one less serial killer running loose, but Damian really crossed it by getting another one of my Guardian Angels' enemies involved. Come the day of The Ridonculous Race, and he'll pay for all of his wrongdoings with his own blood. (To Ariana Sanchez and Kagemon) And it's so good to see you again, Ariana Sanchez and Kagemon.
Ariana Sanchez reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long black hair, purple eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings with indigo markings and she has the Whale Nazca Line on her right arm, she's dressed in an indigo vest, black crop top, black skirt, indigo pants, indigo legwarmers, black sneakers, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with darkness, indigo flames, and whales on the coattails and on the back is Ancient Gear Reactor Dragon, Reactor Slime, Spell Reactor - RE, Summon Reactor - SK, Trap Reactor - Y FI, Psychic Reactor, Dark Strike Fighter, Flying Fortress SKY FIRE, Dark Flattop, and Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua, and holstered on her back is a massive Ancient Gear Reactor Dragon, Reactor Slime, Spell Reactor - RE, Summon Reactor - SK, Trap Reactor - Y FI, Psychic Reactor, Dark Strike Fighter, Flying Fortress SKY FIRE, Dark Flattop, and Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua-themed greatsword with embedded indigo gems and the monsters of Greiger etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large Chacu Challhua heads for the crossguard, large indigo gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large Chacu Challhua heads and large indigo gem on the bottom of the large Chacu Challhua heads for the pommel.
And Kagemon reverted back to normal, and she looks like Ranamon before she transformed into her Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form, but the color schemes for her match the element that she uses: darkness, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful dark purple angel wings, and she has a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness and shadows on the coattails, and on the back is Lunalight Leo Dancer, and holstered on her back is a massive Lunalight Leo Dancer-themed greatsword with embedded dark purple gems and Lunalight Leo Dancer etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large Lunalight Leo Dancer heads for the crossguard, large dark purple gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large Lunalight Leo Dancer heads and large dark purple gem on the bottom of the large Lunalight Leo Dancer heads for the pommel.
Ariana Sanchez: You too, Lincoln.
Kukimon: I agree, it's been a very long time.
Lincoln went up to Ariana Sanchez and Kagemon and he hugged them, and Ariana Sanchez and Kagemon are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were eleven, Ariana, and I haven't seen you since I was eight, Kagemon, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Ariana Sanchez: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Kagemon: You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know these two girls?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico. The Fusion Gene-Slammer of Ancient Gear Reactor Dragon, Reactor Slime, Spell Reactor - RE, Summon Reactor - SK, Trap Reactor - Y FI, Psychic Reactor, Dark Strike Fighter, Flying Fortress SKY FIRE, Dark Flattop, and Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua is Ariane Sanchez, she's my Guardian Angel from Domino City and classmate in English and she's known as The Reactor Dark Whale Queen and Avatar of Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua, because she, just like Greiger, Dark Signer of The Whale, uses a Reactor Deck, and spearheading the deck is The Whale Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua. Ariane Sanchez is a powerful master of both darkness and light, and she trained me a lot in mastering both light and darkness, and she's a descendant of The Star Dragon King, the ruler of the ancient Stairway to the Dragon Star, a pre-Incan civilization which had been plagued by very dark disturbances, and the cause of it were The Earthbound Immortals 5,000 years ago.
Nico: Whoa, I had no idea that she's a descendant of The Star Dragon King.
Me: Same here, and she knew of what The Earthbound Immortals had done 5,000 years ago.
Lincoln: That's right. Plus, I made her a beautiful necklace with a whale pendant, and to show thanks, Ariane kissed me on the lips. She's also the sister of Greiger, Dark Signer of The Whale, and the older sister of Annie and Max, and she hates Lynn with a blazing passion.
Annie: We were so glad to see Ariana again, and she told us that Greiger's alright, and that he's in The Masters of Evil.
Max: And that he has Boris as his archenemy.
Lincoln: That's right, and your brother's kept you all up to date on our adventures. And the Lunalight Leo Dancer Gene-Slammer is Kagemon, she's the sixth of Ranamon's Elemental Digi-Sisters and The Warrior of Darkness. She and I love to dance in the darkness, and we also even meditate in darkness. Kagemon even made me a necklace with darkness and other elements on it, which merged with my Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and to show, I kissed Kagemon on the lips, and she hates Lisa with a passion.
Me: Uh oh.
Nico: Two Guardian Angels who hate Lisa with a blazing passion, I hate to find out what she did to earn their wrath, and Lincoln told us the whole story when we met your sister, Hikenmon.
Kagemon: He keeps on amazing everyone with his many skills, and I knew he and Ranamon would tell the story one day. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something we also want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you and Ariana want to give me your blood, right?
Ariana Sanchez: How'd you guess what we were about to ask?
Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.
Kagemon: Ooh, I knew it was a matter of time before you'd start marking your future wives.
Ranamon: He already marked me a year ago, and he marked Hikenmon, Kohamon, Rakuraimon, Kukimon, and Korimon.
Lincoln first went up to Ariana Sanchez, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
And Lincoln then went up to Kagemon, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Kagemon: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Linky.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Kagemon and Ariana Sanchez with indigo and dark purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and indigo and dark purple crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with two Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Ariana Sanchez: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Ariana Sanchez and Kagemon.
Ariana Sanchez and Kagemon had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to each of their face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eleven girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The eleven girls are A.B.A, Valentine, and Ramlethal Valentine from Guilty Gear, Princess Sara from the Sonic Franchise, Erel Plowse, Setsuna Saizuki, and Midori Himeno from Evil Zone, Rin Carol Azami, Serina Hiyu, Miki Kiryuin, and Princess Elise the Third from the Sonic Franchise.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's A.B.A, Valentine, and Ramlethal Valentine from Guilty Gear, Princess Sara from the Sonic Franchise, Erel Plowse, Setsuna Saizuki, and Midori Himeno from Evil Zone, Rin Carol Azami, Serina Hiyu, Miki Kiryuin, and Princess Elise the Third from the Sonic Franchise.
Nicole: Whoa, that's really awesome, and Sonic, Silver, and Shadow are in for a reunion with Princess Sara and Princess Elise the Third.
Lincoln: You bet. Are you girls okay?
Princess Sara: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Princess Sara and the other ten girls saw who it was that saved them from Alexander Procházka, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, his own version of He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.
Princess Sara: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Princess Sara: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eleven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of A.B.A, Valentine, Ramlethal Valentine, Princess Sara, Erel Plowse, Setsuna Saizuki, Midori Himeno, Rin Carol Azami, Serina Hiyu, Miki Kiryuin, and Princess Elise the Third with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Alexander Procházka, a very dangerous serial killer who terrorized the Czech Republic for years and murdered tens of thousands of people and a dangerous and evil old enemy of Laura Baránková, Erika Dědinová, Helena Zelenková, Andrea Nezbedová, Radana Růžičková, and Marie Nováková. But, his rampage came to an end when he was defeated by them, and after getting convicted, the serial killer was sentenced to death. But, just before he was set to be executed, Damian Constantine, the demonic, deranged, out-of-control murderous psychopathic lunatic and old enemy of Buster Bunny and his friends, broke him out and set him loose on Greiger's village as revenge for what we did to the Universe 666 versions of The Ripping Friends yesterday.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as all of us giving him a very nasty thrashing, and finally, Lincoln, Laura Baránková, Erika Dědinová, Helena Zelenková, Andrea Nezbedová, Radana Růžičková, and Marie Nováková finishing him off by firing blasts of magic which turned into blades to slice him to shreds and banish his spirit to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln, Ariana Sanchez, and Kagemon have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: That Damian, now he's gone too far involving old enemies of your Guardian Angels.
Lincoln: And one of them was the most dangerous and vicious serial killer in the Czech Republic. But, Ariana and Kagemon made sure to get not only the eleven girls to safety, but that also included Max and Annie as well, since they're Ariana and Greiger's siblings.
May: And we already met them, and they've been kept up to date on our adventures from Greiger.
Maria: That's awesome.
After destroying Alexander Procházka and pissing Damian Constantine off for another of his early attacks on us, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Ariana Sanchez and Kagemon saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Ariana Sanchez: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Kagemon: He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Kagemon: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Ariana Sanchez: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Ariana, Kagemon, what's the stories you have on why you hate Lisa with a burning passion?
Kagemon: Uh oh, I was hoping you'd ask that. One day, Lincoln and I were doing some training in the darkness, but then, we heard the sound of maniacal laughter in the air, and there's only one person who could make that sound: it was Lisa, and we saw her charging right for us along with her army of robots, and she was out for blood. But, Lincoln and I were ready for them, we fired blasts of darkness at Todd and the rest of Lisa's robots and destroyed them, then, we fired blasts of darkness at Lisa, and she got trapped inside a dark energy sphere, and she couldn't get out. We then dragged her back to The Loud House, and after we told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lisa tried to do to us, she wound up getting grounded for fifteen weeks and was thrown in a metal cage. Lisa screamed and she swore bloody revenge on us, but Lily showed up, dressed as a police officer, and she banged on the metal cage with a mallet, and told her to shut up, inmate.
Nico: Sheesh, even after all the times Lisa's been beaten down like that, she just absolutely refused to quit!
Luna: We've been at the receiving end of that heartless, emotionless "prodigy" for years, along with her trying to make us her test subjects for her insane experiments, she was absolutely insane and completely out of her flipping mind!
Ariana Sanchez: She sure was. Okay, now for my story, I make it no surprise I've hated Lisa with a blazing passion, because of all the hell she put Lincoln through with her mad experiments. One day, Lincoln and I were busy with some homework for English, and we were at my house since The Loud House was not the perfect place for it. But then, we heard the sound of maniacal laughter in the air, and there's only one people who could make that sound: Lisa, and we saw her charging right for us along with her army of robots, and she was out for blood. But, Lincoln and I were ready for them, we fired blasts of darkness at Todd and the rest of Lisa's robots and destroyed them, then, we fired blasts of darkness at Lisa, and she got trapped inside a dark energy sphere, and she couldn't get out.
Nicholette Torrington: I saw the whole thing when I was coming back, and not only did Lincoln and Ariana did awesome with destroying Todd and those robots again, but Lisa was really pissed off even inside the dark energy sphere.
Lincoln: She sure was. We dragged her back home, and after I told Mom and Dad of what Lisa tried to do to me, she got grounded for sixteen weeks and was thrown in a metal cage. Lisa screamed and she swore bloody revenge on us, but Lily showed up, dressed as a police officer, and she banged on the metal cage with a mallet, and told her to shut up, inmate.
Nico: Oh man, Warden Lily strikes again!
Lily: You bet I did, and after I did that, I changed the password on Lisa's bunker again, and I made sure to sent the robot parts to Becky Long, where she disposed of them once and for all.
Becky Long: I never liked Todd nor the rest of that little monster's robots, so I got the pleasure of throwing their parts in an incinerator for good.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Sumae Mizuno, Shijimi Chouno, and Tonko Oniyama are heading to Hanalei Bay in Seaside Hill.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Sumae Mizuno, Shijimi Chouno, and Tonko Oniyama were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Sumae Mizuno, Shijimi Chouno, and Tonko Oniyama had feelings for Lincoln, and he had the very same feelings for them after Kurumu and Mizore introduced them to him, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant.
Sumae Mizuno: Wow, so this is Hanalei Bay, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: I've been here to Seaside Hill before, Sumae, and it's always beautiful, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Sumae Mizuno, Shijimi Chouno, and Tonko Oniyama dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Sumae Mizuno, Shijimi Chouno, and Tonko Oniyama got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Sumae Mizuno, Shijimi Chouno, and Tonko Oniyama, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Sumae Mizuno, Shijimi Chouno, and Tonko Oniyama placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Seaside Hill, eh, Linky?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Sumae Mizuno, Shijimi Chouno, and Tonko Oniyama with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Sumae Mizuno, Shijimi Chouno, and Tonko Oniyama are now part of your harem.
Kurumu Kurono: Thank me and Mizore for introducing them to him.
Mizore: And he saved them from Flip's muscle-bound thugs again.
Silver the Hedgehog: If he continues with that dumb stunt, it's not going to be long before one of us does the same thing that Eli did to him.
Lincoln: He just doesn't know when to quit, Silver. Plus, I've already got my little payback to dish out on him for insulting Rarity that day.
Lincoln snapped his fingers and Flip was mercilessly beaten up by a gang of thugs that Wanda had gotten to beat up Icky Vicky.
Wanda: Ooh, you summoned the gang of thugs I'd gotten to beat up Icky Vicky.
Lincoln: Yep, and now that Icky Vicky's tied up, they can have their fun in beating her up. Consider it a late payback for what she called you in her diary.
Wanda: Thanks, Lincoln. Get her, boys! Make her cry like a baby!
We arrived at the park to hunt down our target: Xeqfees of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.
?: I will make every last one of you pay for what you did in destroying our Lord Ghidorah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Yuko: I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out now, Ccaarea.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Ccaarea of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.
Yuko: Ccaarea, I should've known you'd show up here, and we already knew of the Order's arrival days ago, so we're prepared to destroy you all. We will never let you destroy the Earth ever!
Ccaarea: You fools will pay dearly for this, Lord Ghidorah will rise again and the entire Earth will be destroyed!
Emma Guntherton: The only one who deserves to be destroyed is you.
Suddenly, Emma Guntherton's dark purple eyes turned neon dark purple and she was surrounded by a black and dark purple energy aura with darkness, shadows, dragons, phoenixes, and dark angels, she unholstered her massive Grief-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Ccaarea, she left black and dark purple energy, darkness, shadows, dragons, phoenixes, and dark angels with every step.
Emma Guntherton: I will never ever forgive you for what you and the rest of the Order have tried to do 20,000 years from now, Ccaarea: wanting King Ghidorah to destroy our world and every last living thing on it, that's one thing I will never allow, and for that, I hope you're ready to drown in a sea of dark retribution for your crimes against mankind and the universe!
Suddenly, Emma Guntherton was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and dark purple energy with darkness and shadows surrounding it, there are dragons, phoenixes, and dark angels and Grief flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Ccaarea: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Emma Guntherton emerged, but she was changed forever.
Emma Guntherton grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long midnight black hair, she has neon dark purple eyes and a black and dark purple energy aura with darkness, shadows, dragons, phoenixes, and dark angels surrounding her, she has Grief emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on dragon earrings with dark purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Grief with purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her dark purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Dragon Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark purple gems on the gold flame links. Emma Guntherton has on a sleeveless dark purple blouse, midnight black short-sleeved blouse, midnight black skirt, black pants, black sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, shadows, dragons, phoenixes, and dark angels on the coattails, and on the back is Grief surrounded by darkness and shadows. Suddenly, Emma Guntherton felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight angel wings with dark purple tips on the large midnight black feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails with dark purple tips. Emma Guntherton has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large dark purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Emma Guntherton's massive Grief-themed greatsword and all the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and dark purple energy, darkness, shadows, dragons, phoenixes, and dark angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Grief's Elemental Darkness Draconic Phoenix Shadow Greatsword of Elemental Dark Grief Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded dark purple gems and the Dark Elemental Grief etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black dragon heads for the crossguard, large dark purple gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black phoenix heads with dark purple gems for eyes and large dark purple gem on the bottom of the midnight black phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with dark purple gems on her wrists, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Grief's head with dark purple gems for eyes and a large dark purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark purple kanji below Grief that said, "Emma Guntherton, Gene-Slammer of Grief, Elemental Angel of Darkness, Loving Youngest Sister of Fiona Guntherton, Saline Guntherton, Bertha Guntherton, and Hailey Guntherton, Dear Friend of Emma, Future Wife of Nico Chan, Archenemy of Sachi Yamamura the Virus Dopant, Destroyer of Ccaarea of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Dragons, and Phoenixes"
エマ・ガンサートン、悲しみのジーン・スラマー、闇のエレメンタル・エンジェル、フィオナ・ガンサートン、サリーン・ガンサートン、バーサ・ガンサートン、ヘイリー・ガンサートンの愛情深い妹、エマの親愛なる友人、ニコ・チャンの未来の妻、サチ・ヤマムラの宿敵、ウイルス・ドーパント、ホーリー ギドラの惑星の地球外秩序のカエリアの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、闇、ドラゴン、フェニックスのマスター
Emma Guntherton has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-GRIEF-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DRACONIC PHOENIX DARKNESS SHADOW GRIEF ANGEL OF DIVINE ELEMENTAL DARKNESS SHADOW GRIEF ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE ELEMENTAL DARKNESS SHADOW GRIEF ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Emma Guntherton's Super Angel-Grief-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Nico saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Ccaarea saw it, he fell into an infernal rage and he got out his blaster to blast her, but Emma Guntherton fired a powerful black and dark purple energy blast with darkness, shadows, dragons, phoenixes, and dark angels at Ccaarea, which hit him and pushed him back and he also got hit hard by the darkness, but this really pissed him off now.
Fiona Guntherton: Wow, Emma's transformed, awesome!
Bertha Guntherton: That's really incredible, and she really hit Ccaarea hard with those dark energy blasts.
Nico: Yeah, and she's really got him pissed off now big time.
Emma Guntherton: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Grief Shadow Darkness Draconic Phoenix Darkness Angel and Divine Draconic Phoenix Shadow Darkness Grief Angel Love) And now, you're about to feel the full fury of the darkness, Ccaarea.
Nico: Let's get him, Emma, this bastard doesn't deserve to live any longer.
Nico transformed into Super Saiyan Rainbow Infinity and unholsters his massive Nico's Universal Elemental Greatsword of Saiyan Pride and Phoenix Justice from his wider and muscular back and joined Emma Guntherton.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Alright, you fanatical clod, it's time for you to pay for your crimes with your blood!
Emma Guntherton and Nico went after Ccaarea who's now gone even more full-blown ballistic, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and dark purple energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Ccaarea and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him.
Nico turned his fingernails into claws and he slashed at Ccaarea, drawing more blood and leaving more scars on him, and he was being driven even more ballistic. Suddenly, Ccaarea took out the vial of red liquid with a drop of 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, then he drank it. Suddenly, Ccaarea began changing as massive wings like King Ghidorah's grew and sprouted out from his back, his skin was covered in gold scales, and he'd grown King Ghidorah's tails.
Me: Watch it, you guys, now Ccaarea has transformed into his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.
Ccaarea fired a Gravity Lightning blast at Emma Guntherton and Nico who dodged it.
Lincoln: Emma, Nico, hang on!
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which separated Ccaarea from his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form, and then, Lincoln went at King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Ccaarea and he stabbed him in his chest with one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails paralyzing him so he couldn't try to escape, and then, Lincoln began absorbing King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Ccaarea's bio-energy and assimilated his powers and abilities until nothing was left of it.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Thanks for the save, Lincoln. Now, Emma, let's end this bastard for good.
Emma Guntherton: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Grief Shadow Darkness Draconic Phoenix Darkness Angel and Divine Draconic Phoenix Shadow Darkness Grief Angel Love) You got it, Nico.
Emma Guntherton and Nico sent Ccaarea flying into the air, and then, they prepared their combo to put an end to Ccaarea.
Emma Guntherton and Nico: ELEMENTAL GRIEF DRACONIC PHOENIX DARK SHADOW KAMEHAMEHA!
Emma Guntherton and Nico fired two massive dark purple energy Kamehameha waves with darkness, shadows, dragons, phoenixes, and lightning angels which hit Ccaarea, and they explode with incredible power as they hit him, and he was obliterated. Then, when his spirit appeared, Emma Guntherton and Nico drew the Judgement Kanji on his forehead, and he was erased by The Black Gates for his crimes. We cheered as Emma Guntherton and Nico holster their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Emma Guntherton's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Emma Guntherton: That's one member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah down and twenty-five members to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Ccaarea once and for all, Nico.
Nico: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Emma.
Suddenly, Emma Guntherton wrapped her arms around Nico's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Nico's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Nico's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Nico leaned down to Emma Guntherton's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Nico's massive pecs, and behind them was a Dragon, Phoenix, Angel, and Grief flying in the air, and we saw many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Nico and Emma Guntherton absorbed the darkness and they came back to us as the display and Grief vanished.
Me: Whoa, now that's what I call another cult fanatic put down for good, nice job, Nico and Emma.
Nico: Thanks, J.D., and like Lincoln said, those potions the members of The Extraterrestrial Order of the Planets of Holy Ghidorah have allow them to transform into King Ghidorah Hybrid Monsters and they also acquire his powers as well.
Lincoln: But, they only use it when they've really been pushed too far. However, one rainbow energy blast separates them from their King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.
Nico: And they wind up becoming your next meal for you to absorb, Lincoln, and for tomorrow for Vinyl Scratch's big mission, the next member is Qiienna, which means you're up next, Holly, along with you and Lincoln, Vinyl Scratch.
Holly Volvenstein: Whoa, four against one, awesome, and we'll make Qiienna pay tomorrow.
Nico: We sure will. And we're down to the last Dark Signer Monsters Fusion Gene-Slammer, which means we know who we'll be meeting tomorrow on your rescue, right, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Yeah, the Fusion Gene-Slammer for Dark Tuner Dark Ape, Ape Fighter, Ape Magician, Zeman the Ape King, and Earthbound Immortal Cusillu, the monsters of Devack.
Maria Tredwell: The Dark Signer of The Monkey.
Later Horsea was going to show us what she does for her day.
Maria: Let's see what Horsea does all day.
Me: This looks like a job for…
I spun around and I was in my Crocodile Hunter uniform!
Me: (Australian Accent) Jungle Explorer J.D.! Crikey!
Maria: I hope she'll be okAy.
Nico: She'll be okay.
Horsea was heading out for her day.
Nico: Here she comes.
Horsea: What to do today?
She thought about it and then she decided to go to our waterpark.
Horsea: To the Waterpark!
She was off.
Horsea: Here I am!
She arrived at our Phoenix Land Water Park.
She went in and decided to go on the waterslides and they were awesome.
Horsea: Here we go.
She slid down a slide called THE TYPHOON!
Horsea: This is so much fun!
She slid down to a pool with a splash!
SPLASH!
Me: Crikey that was a big splash mates!
Horsea swam back to the surface
She surfaced and it was fun.
Maria: Wow that was cool.
Then she decided to go on the most amazing ride we just built: THE BLOODY TAPEWORM!
It was a huge 300 foot swirling waterslide.
FART FART FART FART!
Yes it makes farting noises every time they come out.
Me: Crikey that is a dangerous one mates.
Maria was biting her fingernails in fright.
Horsea: Here I go!
She went down the slide.
Horsea: WEEE!
She went down the slide and it was fast.
Then she came out with a loud fart.
LOUD FART!
SPLASH!
Horsea: That was fun!
?: Boy no kidding!
She saw a Clamperl with her.
Horsea: Oh wow a Clamperl!
Clamperl: (In a girls voice) Awesome to meet a Horsea. My name is Jamie Marchesano and I am a friend of Nico.
Horsea: Awesome to meet you.
She reverted back and was a girl with neon pink hair and pink eyes and was in a smoking hot blue bikini.
Me: Crikey. Looks like Horsea found the next gene-slammer mates.
Horsea: Want to hang out with me?
Jaime Marchesano: I would like that.
Horsea: Cool.
They went to the surfing pool and Jamie was an amazing surfer.
Jamie Marchesano: COWABUNGA!
Horsea: YEAH WOO!
Me: Crikey that is some awesome surfing mates.
Maria: Boy it sure is.
Horsea: What to do now?
Their stomachs growled.
Jaime Marchesano: Lets go get some food.
Horsea: Good idea.
They went to the Fat Boy Diner after Jaime got dressed in her shorts.
At the Fat Guy Diner, Eleanor Ermey was sitting with Lieutenant Dwayne Hunter and the pit crew of the S.S. Darkhorse, the base of operations and repair ship for the Big Guy. She was having lunch with Jo, Garth, Mac and Harley Griffin who is the pilot of Harddrive in the Masters of Evil.
Harley Griffin: So there is Lieutenant Hunter hiding in the corner of the officers club and he still got the dress and wig on right? When out of nowhere our C.O.
Lieutenant Dwayne Hunter: Ha. Colonel Sails.
Harley Griffin: Tough As Nails Sails, he struts up to Hunter and we think that's it we're busted. But instead the guy holds out his hand and says "Care to Dance?"
They laughed at that one.
Eleanor Ermey: That is funny! Reminds me of a prank I did at boot camp. Reminded my grandfather of a prank that befell him.
Harley Griffin: That is funny.
Eleanor Ermey: Yeah I got 6 months of peeling potatoes for it.
Harley Griffin: That is crazy.
Horsea and Jaime came in.
Horsea: Hello, everybody!
Eleanor Ermey: Hello Horsea! And Jaime!
Jaime Marchesano: Eleanor!
They went and hugged.
Jaime Marchesano: It's awesome to see you here.
Eleanor Ermey: I just joined the team a few days ago.
Jaime Marchesano: Cool and I heard you made it to Sergeant. Congratulations.
Eleanor Ermey: Thanks. It's awesome.
They got to having burgers.
Horsea was eating her burger.
It was a beef and mushroom burger.
Horsea: So Jaime what is your favorite memory of Nico?
Jaime Marchesano: I have a lot of them but my favorite is when me and Nico made the largest island waterpark in the world. We call it Neptune Splashworld.
Nico: I remember that. That is so awesome.
Maria: That is so cool that you and Jaime made that big a waterpark.
Me: That is amazing mates.
Nico: Yep. Good times.
Horsea: That was a delicious burger.
Eleanor Ermey: Glad you guys liked it.
Jaime Marchesano: It was awesome.
Later Jaime and Horsea decided to go to the Arcade.
Horsea: Time for some Arcade fun.
Jaime Marchesano: Lets do it.
They went into the Arcade and got to playing all kinds of games. They played skee-ball and so much more.
Horsea: Let's get some prizes!
Jaime Marchesano: You read my mind.
They made a boatload of tickets and Horsea got an awesome plasma globe lamp and Jaime got a really awesome mermaid charm bracelet.
Me: Crikey they sure got some good prizes mates.
Nico: They sure did.
Later they decided to call it a day and head home. They were at the waterpark the longest.
They went home.
Sonoi, Sononi, and Sonoza were watching us from afar.
Sonoi: It won't be along before J.D. and Nico meet us?
Sonoza: Sonoi, what are we doing just watching them? We should be warning them about what Sonoshi and his associates plan to do! (about to go to us)
Sononi: (stops him) We can't! Sonoshi will know about our involvement!
Sonoi: Sononi is right. Believe me. I don't like it anymore then you do. But all we can do is keep things under control on our end with the Donbrothers' help.
Sonoza: (sighs) I hate it when you're right!
With that, Sonoi, Sonoza, and Sononi went back to the Donbrothers' base. But not before Sononi looked at us one last time worriedly.
Sononi: Please be safe, Team Loud Phoenix Storm. (leaves)
I sensed them and they are watching us.
Me: (In my head) Looks like the Former Noto Three Generals are watching us and are trying not to let Sonoshi and the others know they are involved. Don't worry you three, your secret is safe with us.
Maria: How was your day, Horsea?
Horsea: Really fun!
Maria: Glad you had a lot of fun.
Nico: And Jaime it's awesome having you with us.
Jaime Marchesano: It's awesome being here Nico.
Qin: We're glad to have you with us too.
Later the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7347.3: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to the planet Aerwiar for an awesome adventure and we're heading there to help Leeli, Tink and Janner find a mysterious treasure.
Lola: This will be awesome.
Maria: Nico, which teams have you made?
Nico: Persephone's team will include Hex, Aruto, Emile Valliance, Agent J and Agent K. Gaz's team will include Fat Albert, Haruto, Wing Commander Gutsy, Anasazi Meadow Littlefield and Centaur Man.
Me: Awesome choices.
Misty Tredwell: That is a great team setup for Persephone.
Camie: It sure is.
May: And which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Luvdisc and Salamence.
Qin: OOH!
Me: Awesome choices.
Sailor Sun: Those are perfect.
Twilight Sparkle: They sure are.
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Nico: On screen.
We saw that we were at the planet Aerwiar.
Nico: Here we are!
Me: Yep.
Nico: Lets engage landing.
We got to landing.
We landed and then we got out.
William: First, keep your eyes out for the Gorebyss and Relicanth.
Me: You mean Gorebyss and Huntail.
William: Oh right. Sorry. Let me rephrase that. First, keep your eyes out for the Gorebyss and Huntail.
Me: Okay.
Qin: We will.
Nicole: Okay lets head down into the Catacombs.
Maria: Do the Catacombs have any water?
Nico: They might.
We went down into the Catacombs that the kids went into before.
Me: Oooh. Scary mine tunnel.
Qin: I think it's amazing.
Nicole: Me too.
We followed the path in my books and it was awesome.
Nico: Poromon, on one of Lewa's remaining missions, do you want to come with? You ARE a bird, after all.
Poromon: I would be honored.
Nico: Awesome.
Camie: Cool.
We continued on.
Poliwag: Us mascots have to stick together after all.
Me: Yep.
We got to a door.
Nicole: This must be it.
Leeli: Yep.
Nico: The treasure has to behind here.
Leeli: It is.
Leeli opened it by pushing buttons in the shape of a W and the door opened and in it was lots of gold and jewels!
Me: Wow!
Nico: Wow what a treasure.
Camie: This must be the family fortune of the Wingfeathers.
Leeli: I think it is.
Janner: It has to be.
He showed us the sword of their father and it was a magical and cool sword.
Me: Awesome sword.
Nico: I'll say.
We got the treasure out and then when we were outside we saw a Huntail and Gorebyss!
Me: There's our Pokemon.
Eli: Huntail and Gorebyss.
Huntail: (In a girls voice) Glad we found you guys.
Gorebyss: (In a Girls voice) Same here.
Nico: Tanya and Hailey Hunter!
They reverted back. The Huntail was a girl with orange hair and had blue clothes and the Gorebyss was a girl that had pink hair and pink clothes.
Qin: Awesome to see you girls.
Hailey Hunter: You too Qin.
Leeli: What are your favorite memories of Nico?
Tanya Hunter: Our favorites are where we found a fortune treasure that was the long lost heist of one of the country's most dangerous gangsters.
Nicole: The loot of Al Capone! Wow!
Hailey Hunter: That's right.
Nico: Yep.
Nico hugged them.
Nico: I missed you girls.
Hailey Hunter: We did too Nico.
Nico: This was a really fun treasure hunt.
Eli: It sure was.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Now lets get ready for tomorrow. We got to help Jun and save her from the nightmare she was inflicted with.
Eli: Yep. We sure do.
Me: Hold on Jun. We're coming.
We went back home and got ready and went to sleep for tomorrow.
Meanwhile in Japan, Jun was crying hard and she was ready to face her demons and she was going to be free of them soon.
Jun: (CRYING) Soon my nightmare will be over! Team Loud Phoenix Storm help me! (CRYING) I need to be rid of this nightmare!
She then got up and brushed her tears off and knew we were coming.
Jun: No I got to be strong. Then I can let it all out.
She turned into her Devil Lady form and went at the screen and it froze.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Another awesome chapter done.
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For the next rescue it will be Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Ink Rose's team consisting of Suno, Yusuke Godai, Chomper, Jain - Lightsworn Paladin, Celestia - Lightsworn Angel along with General Schwarz, Evil Pharaoh Man, Dark Riku, Beard Deer, Klomp and Evil Skarr and we're going to a planet made of Blood Sausages and that one is gonna be interesting and tasty. Also we're going to battle Another Blair (The Thing) and also Another General Schwarz. And we're going to meet a Salamence Gene-slammer and her name is Wendy Valerious and she is from Transylvania and is a vampire hunter.
The next match-up in The War Against The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah is Holly Volvenstein, Gene-Slammer of Black Rock Triskelion, Nico, Vinyl Scratch, and Lincoln VS Qiienna
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Gotham Royal York, and we got word that Flip has broken out yet again, and that mutant cheapskate still wants revenge on us. Fat chance we're going to let that mutant get away with this, this time, we're kicking his three-cheeked ass hard and we're sending him right back to Lynn's Table to be chained up to his post again, but this time, we're so going to up the humiliation even more for everything he's done in the past. And we're going to meet the last Fusion Gene-Slammer of The Dark Signers' Monsters, this time, it's a Fusion Gene-Slammer for Dark Tuner Dark Ape, Fighter Ape, Magician Ape, Zeman the Ape King, and Earthbound Immortal Cusillu named Alessa Garcia, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Peru and classmate in English and she's known as The Yellow Fire Dark Ape Queen and Avatar of Earthbound Immortal Cusillu, because she, just like Devack, Dark Signer of The Monkey, uses a Ape Deck, and spearheading the deck is The Monkey Earthbound Immortal Cusillu. Alessa Garcia is a powerful master of both darkness and light, and she trained Lincoln a lot in mastering both light and darkness, and she's a legendary prankster and trickster who has used myriads of tricks on criminals, and she's used myriads of pranks on bullies and those pranks and tricks had driven them right to the point of insanity. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace with a monkey pendant, and to show thanks, Alessa kissed Lincoln on the lips. She's also the sister of Devack, Dark Signer of The Monkey, and she hates Luan with a blazing passion, and she's used a lot of her tricks on that deranged and completely insane prankster whenever April Fools Day comes around, and Alessa has kicked Luan to the curb with her brand of pranks and tricks.
As you saw earlier we're going to help Jun and help her be rid of the very monster that ruined her life and that monster is Satoru and we're going to destroy that monster and make him pay big time for all his crimes and send his sorry ass to the Black Gates! And Vinyl Screatch of course is going to transform against him for phase 1 of her transformation and of course Vinyl Scratch is going to transform against Qiienna for Phase 2.
see you next time.
