This chapter is based on the show Devil Lady.
BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELTS EVERYONE BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE EXPLOSIVE!
Flying through the endless voids of space was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Ink Rose's team consisting of Suno, Yusuke Godai, Chomper, Jain - Lightsworn Paladin, Celestia - Lightsworn Angel along with General Schwarz, Evil Pharaoh Man, Dark Riku, Beard Deer, Klomp and Evil Skarr and we were heading to another awesome and amazing food planet and this one was going to be awesome.
Qin: Boy this food planet looks like it will be cool.
Xenia: It sure will.
Varie: I'm really excited to see what this world is like.
Nico: Me too!
Xenia: This is gonna be fun.
Leeli: Wow! Look at space! It's so amazing. It goes on forever.
Me: Seeing it while flying through it is awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Ink Rose: I'm really excited for this rescue and our mission too.
Nico: Ink Rose, I want to thank you, Schwarz, and your teams for coming
Ink Rose: No problem Nico. Even though I'm always with you guys because I'm part of the Goths of Darkness.
Qin: That's true but it's still fun.
Suno: It sure is. I can't wait to kick some butt today.
Xenia: Same here.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Suno, what do you like to do in your free time?
Suno: Well before I joined you guys I helped my friends in my snow village. Now I like training with Goku. It's my way of saying thank you for saving us from the evil of the Red Ribbon Army.
Me: Master Goku really did an awesome thing there.
Nico: That was awesome that Kakarot did all that.
Xenia: It sure was.
Suno: Yep. I also train really hard to get where I'm at too.
Camie: Hard work and effort really pays off.
Himiko: It sure does.
Maria: The Red Ribbon Army was nothing but trouble.
Me: Yes it was! They were going to destroy everything in their path to get their dreams of World Domination.
Nico: Bunch of assholes! Glad they got what was coming to them.
Xenia: Same here.
Me: Master Goku destroyed every single one of them. Either their faces in or letting some of the authorities take them down.
Xenia: Yeah he sure did.
Camie: No kidding.
Me: At least we're rid of them now that Dr. Gero is gone too.
Nico: Yeah thank goodness.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Yesterday was a great day off.
Leeli: Boy it sure was. And we found the treasure of my family.
Nicole: That was so fun and cool.
Qin: It sure was.
Me: Yesterday's rescue however had some really weird and crazy villains too.
Nico: Boy you are not kidding there. Those were the goofiest and funniest villains ever.
Lola: Yeah and the grossest.
Camie: No kidding there!
Me: Boy those people are going to be smelling bad for days.
Nico: At least there wasn't a villain that uses chum.
Me: Can you imagine that!? That would be gross!
Lana: I'll say! I would like it.
Nico: Yeah! YOU would!
We laughed!
Me: Yeah but some of us wouldn't.
Qin: No kidding.
Leeli: Yeah no kidding there.
Nico: Yeah.
Vinyl was looking in worry.
Vinyl Scratch: I'm so worried about Jun.
Nico: She was doing okay the last time we saw her.
Vinyl Scratch: I know that. But I'm just worried that Satoru is going to come after her before we get there.
Me: Satoru wiil pay for everything he did. If he even so much as touches a single hair on her I will kill him before all of us even get the chance to do so.
Vinyl Scratch: Save seconds for me!
Qin: Yeah! That monster tormented her for far too long.
Varie: Words can't even begin to describe how much I hate that monster!
Me: Yeah what a genocidal fuckup!
Xenia: Yeah!
Nico: After Satoru's dead, the rescue tomorrow should be us giving Jun a good time.
Me: I agree there. She went through hell because of him.
Vinyl Scratch: No way are we going to let that monster get away with everything he did to Jun. He turned so many of her friends against her and made them do horrible things against their wills.
Me: What he did was unforgivable and if anyone deserves a place worse than the Black Gates it's Satoru!
Nico: I agree there. But there is no place worse than the Black Gates.
Me: I know.
Nico: And no. I don't mean the sexual good time.
May: Nico! We know what you mean.
Me: Yeah no need to get that far. Also Aoi and Jun are already spoken for.
Qin: I agree there.
Leeli: I do too. Poor Jun went through a nightmare.
Xenia: She sure did.
Me: This is something I would never wish upon any of my worst enemies.
Tsuyu: No kidding there. What she went through was essentially hell on Earth.
Carol Pusateri: I agree there.
Vinyl Scratch: But we got to at least help her out.
Nico: And we will.
Juran: We've arrived at the planet.
We saw that it was a red planet and it looked like a planet made of blood.
Me: I hope this isn't a planet made of blood.
Qin: That would be weird there.
We flew down to the planet and we landed and saw that it was a planet made entirely out of blood sausages!
Me: Whoa! A planet made of blood sausages!
Brittney: This is my kind of planet.
Lucy Loud: Mine too.
Brittney: The Goths of Darkness have been known for having one favorite food and that is blood sausages.
They were cooked and they smelled delicious.
Qin: Boy they smell awesome.
Maria tried some.
She ate one and man was it good.
Maria: MMM! (Eating) Delicious!
Xenia: Boy this is so cool. (Eating one)
Brittney: Goths of Darkness we're going to be in for one helluva big mission as we help Jun and Vinyl Scratch and her friends destroy Satoru. So we're going to need all the dark magic we can muster as we help them. Goths of Darkness, Spread thy wings of darkness and let the night eclipse the day.
Goths of Darkness: DARKNESS FALLS!
They did a sausage skewer toast.
Nico: Cool toast.
Brittney: It's our call to arms.
Me: (Eating a sausage) Mmm! This is good.
Qin: It sure is.
Eli: I think so too.
Nico laughed proudly.
May: Nico, why did you laugh like that?
Nico: Sorry. Just trying to imitate Taro Momoi.
Me: Oh yeah I remember seeing Taro laugh like that and that was awesome.
Eli: That is cool.
Me: After we got back we finished watching Donbrothers and let me tell you what happened to Jiro was horrible. His entire childhood has been nothing but a big lie!
Nico: That is horrible!
Twilight Sparkle: Boy Lyra is going to be really busy facing the Noto.
Me: Yeah she sure is.
Camie: But at the same time I feel sorry for Jiro and Taro. They both went through a hellish life.
Me: No shit there. Taro and Naruto both have so much in common.
Nico: You sure do. And the Juto are the ones that made up that big life for Jiro.
Qin: They will pay if we see any of them.
May: Assuming any of them disobey the banishment Taro gave them.
Me: If they do they will be given the Black Gates.
Qin: Yep.
Xenia: Or the Warp.
Nico: Eli, can you sense for Swartz's creations?
Eli: Already found 2 of them but one of them is one that Kate is not going to like.
Kate Lloyd: What is it?
Eli: One of them is Another version of The Thing. The Blair Monster.
We gasped!
Qin: Oh man!
Nico: How the fuck did Swartz get ahold of the powers of The Thing!?
Me: No idea. But he is playing with a dangerous force that would wipe out everything.
Nico: He must've gotten it with Evolt's help.
Me: Maybe.
Eli: Oh boy. But also we have Another General Schwarz.
Me: Wow.
Nico: This will be interesting.
Qin: It sure will.
Eli: I sense the Another Blair coming. (Points to the north.) That way.
We stood ready.
Nico: I hear it coming.
We saw a huge object coming right at us and it was right underneath the piles of blood sausages!
Me: WHOA!
We jumped out of the way!
It busted through the ground and we saw a HORRIFYING AND GRUESOME MONSTROSITY! IT WAS A DARK VERSION OF THE BLAIR MONSTER! IT WAS ANOTHER BLAIR MONSTER!
Me: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?
Leeli screamed in fright!
Camie did too!
The Another Blair Monster roared ferociously!
ITS ROAR SOUNDED LIKE NUMEROUS CREATURES ALL AT ONCE! THEN ITS CHEST RIPPED OPEN AND OUT CAME A HORRIFYING DOG CREATURE!
Xenia: HORRIFYING!
Nico: Um... you wanna tell us who you are?
Me: I think the only way we're going to get an answer out of it is if we revert it back!
Vinyl Scratch: I got this!
Nico: Go for it!
She fired a blast of light and it hit the creature and reverted her back and it was a girl with neon aqua blue hair and had Antarctica Clothes on and they were torn up bad.
Me: (GASP) Jackie Blair!
I picked her up and saw the ridewatch.
Me: Nico that Ridewatch deserves to be thrown into the sun!
Nico: That you can count on.
Nico went and grabbed it opened a portal and threw it into the Sun.
Nico: There.
I brought her over.
Maria put a blanket on her.
Jackie Blair woke up and she was really cold and hurt all over.
Me: Jackie? Jackie are you okay?
Jackie Blair: (Groans Weakly) J.D. Is that you?
Me: Yeah it's me.
Nico: There's the Ridebook.
We saw it and I picked it up and it was called The 10,000,000 Aliens of The Thing.
Me: Scary.
Jackie Blair: What happened? Where am I?
Nico: You're on a planet made of blood sausages.
Kate Lloyd: Jackie do you remember anything at all about what happened when you were Anotherized?
Jackie Blair: No I don't. I was over in Antarctica trying to figure out what happened to my grandfather Blair and then next thing I knew this man dressed in purple came and put these 2 things in me and then everything went black.
Nico: One of those feral deals.
Me: Well we have one helluva story to tell you.
Kate Lloyd: And it's a nightmare that affected me at Thule Station and everyone in Outpost 31.
Nico: It was horrible.
Jackie Blair: What happened?
We told her everything about what happened in both Thule Station and in Outpost 31.
In the winter of 1982, an alien spacecraft and a nearby alien body are discovered buried in Antarctic ice by members of the Norwegian research station "Thule". American paleontologist Kate Lloyd is recruited by Dr. Sander Halvorson and assistant Adam Finch to investigate. They fly to Thule in a helicopter with pilots Sam Carter and Derek Jameson, and crewman Griggs. They meet station chief Edvard Wolner, along with his team of Juliette, Karl, Jonas, Henrik, Colin, Peder, Lars, and Lars' dog.
The body is excavated in a block of ice and returned to the Thule Station. During a party, Jameson sees the alien burst from the ice block. Searching for the alien, the team finds Lars' dog dead. The alien drags Henrik into itself, spattering blood on Olav. The group kills the alien with a flamethrower. An autopsy finds that the alien's cells were copying Henrik's. Olav falls ill.
As Carter, Jameson, and Griggs are taking off in the helicopter to take Olav to a medical facility, Griggs transforms into a monstrous creature and attacks Olav causing the helicopter to crash in the mountains. Kate discovers dental fillings in a bloodied shower and tells the team that the alien can assimilate and imitate its victims and that it is now living among them. Edvard orders the team to drive to the closest base; however, Juliette and Kate want to prevent anyone from leaving. Juliette lures Kate into an abandoned room before transforming and attacking her. Kate escapes and the Juliette-Thing kills Karl. Lars kills the Juliette-Thing with a flamethrower and the team resolves to quarantine themselves until the threat is eliminated.
That night, Carter and Jameson stagger back from the crashed helicopter. Suspected to be alien, they are imprisoned in isolation. As the alien does not assimilate inorganic material, Kate proposes everyone be checked for dental fillings. The test implicates Sander, Edvard, Adam, and Colin, who have no fillings.
Lars is abducted while going to fetch Carter and Jameson for testing. Carter and Jameson break into the main building, shooting Peder dead and puncturing his flamethrower tank, causing an explosion and knocking Edvard unconscious. When brought to the main room, Edvard violently transforms, infects Jonas and Jameson, and gruesomely assimilates Adam. Kate burns Jonas and Jameson before they can fully transform, then she and Carter pursue the Thing, which assimilates Sander.
The Sander-Thing drives off into the night in a snowcat pursued by Kate and Carter. The spacecraft suddenly activates, separating them. Kate falls into the ship and confronts the monstrous Sander. She kills him with a grenade which shuts down the ship's engines. Kate finds Carter and notices he is missing his earring. Carter indicates the wrong ear so Kate burns the Carter-Thing and moves to the second snowcat before driving away, presumably headed for the Russian station.
The next morning, Thule's helicopter and pilot Matias return. Matias views the ruined station and the husk of the Edvard-Adam-Thing with horror. Colin has committed suicide, and Lars demands at gunpoint that Matias show his teeth. Lars' dog, thought dead, emerges and runs away. Realizing that the dog is a Thing, Lars orders Matias to give chase in the helicopter.
A Norwegian helicopter pursues a sled dog to an American research station. The Americans witness the passenger accidentally blow up the helicopter and himself. The pilot fires a rifle and shouts at the Americans, but they cannot understand him and he is shot dead in self-defense by station commander, Garry. The American helicopter pilot, R.J. MacReady, and Dr. Copper leave to investigate the Norwegian base. Among the charred ruins and frozen corpses, they find the burnt corpse of a malformed humanoid, which they transfer to the American station. Their biologist, Blair, autopsies the remains and finds a normal set of human organs.
Clark kennels the sled dog, and it soon metamorphoses and absorbs several of the station dogs. This disturbance alerts the team, and Childs uses a flamethrower to incinerate the creature. Blair autopsies the Dog-Thing and surmises it is an organism that can perfectly imitate other life-forms. Data recovered from the Norwegian base leads the Americans to a large excavation site containing a partially buried alien spacecraft, which Norris estimates has been buried for over a hundred thousand years, and a smaller, human-sized dig site. Blair grows paranoid after running a computer simulation that indicates the creature could assimilate all life on Earth in a matter of years. The station implements controls to reduce the risk of assimilation.
The remains of the malformed humanoid assimilate an isolated Bennings, but Windows interrupts the process and MacReady burns the Bennings-Thing. The team also imprisons Blair in a tool shed after he sabotages all the vehicles, kills the remaining sled dogs, and destroys the radio to prevent escape. Copper suggests testing for infection by comparing the crew's blood against uncontaminated blood held in storage, but after learning the blood stores have been destroyed, the men lose faith in Garry's leadership, and MacReady takes command. He, Windows and Nauls find Fuchs's burnt corpse and surmise he committed suicide to avoid assimilation. Windows returns to base while MacReady and Nauls investigate MacReady's shack. During their return, Nauls abandons MacReady in a snowstorm, believing he has been assimilated after finding his torn clothes in the shack.
The team debates whether to allow MacReady inside, but he breaks in and holds the group at bay with dynamite. During the encounter, Norris appears to suffer a heart attack. As Copper attempts to defibrillate Norris, his chest transforms into a large mouth and bites off Copper's arms, killing him. MacReady incinerates the Norris-Thing, but its head detaches and attempts to escape before also being burnt. MacReady hypothesizes that the Norris-Thing demonstrated that every part of the Thing is an individual life-form with its own survival instinct. He proposes testing blood samples from each survivor with a heated piece of wire and has each man restrained, but is forced to kill Clark after he lunges at MacReady with a scalpel. Everyone passes the test except Palmer, whose blood recoils from the heat. Exposed, the Palmer-Thing transforms, breaks free of its bonds, and infects Windows, forcing MacReady to incinerate them both.
Childs is left on guard while the others go to test Blair, but they find that he has escaped, and has been using vehicle components to assemble a small flying saucer, which they destroy. Upon their return, Childs is missing, and the power generator is destroyed, leaving the men without heat. MacReady speculates that, with no escape left, the Thing intends to return to hibernation until a rescue team arrives. MacReady, Garry, and Nauls agree that the Thing cannot be allowed to escape and set explosives to destroy the station, but the Blair-Thing kills Garry, and Nauls disappears. The Blair-Thing transforms into an enormous creature and breaks the detonator, but MacReady triggers the explosives with a stick of dynamite, destroying the station.
Childs returns as MacReady sits by the burning remnants, saying he got lost in the storm while pursuing Blair. Exhausted and slowly freezing to death, they acknowledge the futility of their distrust and share a bottle of Scotch whisky.
Jackie Blair was horrified about what took place.
Jackie Blair: Oh god. (BREAKS DOWN CRYING)
I went and comforted her.
Me: It's all right Jackie. It's all right.
Nico: Poor girl.
Maria: Time to summon backup.
Maria got out the M.O.E. Cannon.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) FIRE RAGE 6!
She summoned Pyro, Quillfire, Lava Volcano Man, Ragnaros, Roll (Wily), and Dancing Diablo Peppers along with Pyros, Yost Pyro, SHS Pyro, Dark Phoenix, Red Volcano and Volcano Man.
Nico: Yeah!
Pyro: Whoa! Look at this place.
They saw Jackie crying.
Pyro: Oh man what's wrong with her?
Me: Ugly story.
Leeli: I'm confused. What is The Thing?
Me: It's a shapeshifting alien parasitic monster that was composed of over 10,000,000 Aliens woven into it. It had the power to take on many forms and imitate life forms perfectly. Kate here has had a terrible nightmare with it.
Nico: Yeah.
Leeli: Oh man.
Eli: I sense that the Another Schwarz is friendly.
Me: Good. That's a relief.
Nico: Yeah.
Then a vortex of darkness came out.
Nico: Here comes Another Schwarz!
We saw a figure come out and it was ANOTHER SCHWARZ! But instead of all black he was wearing all white.
Me: Whoa! Like an inverted version of him.
Nico: Yep.
Another Schwarz: (In a girls voice) (Icelandic Accent) Looks like you guys stopped the Another Thing.
Me: (GASP) Sigríður Sigurðardóttir!
She reverted back and it was an Icelandic Goth Girl with black hair, black hair bow, purple eyes and black clothes.
Nico: How do you know her?
Me: Sigríður Sigurðardóttir is a goth girl that I know from Iceland and she is a true master of darkness and is a great Umbrakinesis master too.
Lola: Cool!
Brittney: Another awesome member for the Goths of Darkness.
Kaito: (Gets out Drive gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (Gets out Ghost gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Sigríður Sigurðardóttir: No he didn't promise me anything. I fired a ball of darkness and trapped him inside it and made my escape before he can do anything.
Brynja: (Icelandic Accent) That's good you did.
Vinyl Scratch: It sure is.
Kaito got a Drive Sword and Zocks got a Ghost Sword.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this but we have to save you.
Sigríður Sigurðardóttir: I know. Come at me and don't hold back.
She turned into Another General Schwarz.
Me: To quote Right: Full Speed Ahead!
Sougo: (gets out Drive Ridewatch) And we're taking her out for a Drive.
Armor Time! (Type Speed transformation music) Drive! Drive!
Geiz: (gets out Specter Ridewatch) Nice use of Right's catchphrase though.
Armor Time! (Low-pitched electronic music) Kaigan! Specter!
Sougo got DriveArmor while Geiz got SpecterArmor
Me: This is gonna be great! (ACTIVATES TOQGER GEAR)
I got a Rail Sword!
Me: Been a while since I used a Zenkai Gear.
Nico: (Gets out Schwarz's gear) Let's add this to complete it!
He activated it and got a Darkness Sword.
Nico: And this too. (ACTIVATES EVIL PHARAOH MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
Nico got Pharaoh Shot.
Suno: Me too. (ACTIVATES EVIL PHARAOH MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
She got Pharaoh Shot too.
May: Time to open your heart. (ACTIVATES DARK RIKU'S RIDEWATCH)
She got his keyblade.
May: And some strength too. (ACTIVATES BEARD DEER'S RIDEWATCH)
She got his strength.
Maria: Top this. (ACTIVATES KLOMP'S RIDEWATCH)
She got the strength of the Klomp's.
Maria: And this too.
She activated Evil Skarr's ridewatch and got a blaster.
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted Another General Schwarz all over the place all at once.
Misty Tredwell's team came. She had Cammy Chameleon, Lena Hyena, Chess Cookies, Mad Firefighter Clown and Naja with her.
Nico: Nice team, Misty!
Misty Tredwell: Thanks. It's awesome.
Me: Sweet!
Xenia: Yeah!
We fired more waves of energy and elements and blasted Another General Schwarz all over.
Naja: Did you really think I would be left out of the fun?!
Me: Not at all.
Then a Salamence came.
Me: Cool a Salamence!
Nico: Awesome!
Salamence: (Transylvanian Accent) It's good to see you again Nico.
Nico: Wendy Valerious!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and had a black dress on.
Wendy Valerious: I got this.
She fired a blast of energy and smashed her down and she was back to normal and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
I went and picked up Sigríður Sigurðardóttir and brought her over.
Suno: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Wendy Valerious: My favorite is where me and Nico went and destroyed a vampire castle in Moldova.
Nico: That was fun.
Qin: Nice!
Nico and Wendy hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Wendy Valerious: Me too Nico. Me too.
Me: Lets head home.
Nico: I agree there.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Zick, Roshi, Laura Evans, and Dinosaur Story Rex are heading to Gotham Royal York, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the thirteen girls here, but we got word that Flip has broken out yet again, and that mutant cheapskate still wants revenge on us. Fat chance we're going to let that mutant get away with this, this time, we're kicking his three-cheeked ass hard and we're sending him right back to Lynn's Table to be chained up to his post again, but this time, we're so going to up the humiliation even more for everything he's done in the past.
Lincoln: Looks my rescue's taking place here in the city, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the thirteen girls here, but we got word that Flip has broken out yet again, and that mutant cheapskate still wants revenge on us. Fat chance we're going to let that mutant get away with this, this time, we're kicking his three-cheeked ass hard and we're sending him right back to Lynn's Table to be chained up to his post again, but this time, we're so going to up the humiliation even more for everything he's done in the past.
Nico: That fat mutant thinks he can break free and try to get revenge on us again?! That does it, he's going to get butt kicked big time!
Me: Flip has always been such a sore loser, he just doesn't even know when to quit. Well, now we're so going to make sure he learns his lesson the hard way!
Lincoln: Especially if it means kicking his teeth in to make him learn his lesson, and I want to thank you, Roshi, Laura Evans, and Dinosaur Story Rex for joining us, Zick.
Zick: You're welcome, Lincoln. Now, where to find Flip?
Selene Emperyous: He can't head to his hideout anymore, not after what the mascots did in cleaning out the place of every single piece of gold and money Flip stole, and his Food N Fuel is gone for good, now replaced by our new business.
Nico: Plus, we'll also run into another of Ranamon's sisters.
Ranamon: We've already run into Hikenmon, Kohamon, Rakuraimon, Kukimon, Korimon, and Kagemon. Ooh, I hope the next one we run into is Kinzokumon.
Suddenly, we saw Dark Tuner Dark Ape, Fighter Ape, Magician Ape, Zeman the Ape King, and Earthbound Immortal Cusillu, along with Boo'qwurm, appear before us, and with them are the thirteen girls.
Nico: What in the? Dark Tuner Dark Ape, Fighter Ape, Magician Ape, Zeman the Ape King, and Earthbound Immortal Cusillu, along with Boo'qwurm from My Singing Monsters?!
Boo'qwurm: (Girl's voice) (Southern Accent) Oops, sorry about the scare, y'all.
Dark Tuner Dark Ape, Fighter Ape, Magician Ape, Zeman the Ape King, and Earthbound Immortal Cusillu: (Girl's voice) But, we got the thirteen girls away from that fat hairy mutant cheapskate, Flip, before he could try and kill them.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice from Dark Tuner Dark Ape, Fighter Ape, Magician Ape, Zeman the Ape King, and Earthbound Immortal Cusillu, I knew it was you, Alessa Garcia, and that voice from Boo'qwurm, I knew we'd run into you, Kinzokumon.
?: (ENRAGED BELLOW) LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS!
Suddenly, we heard a really loud enraged bellow, and we also caught the stench of a smelly unbathed mutant cheapskate, and we saw our prime target: Flip, and boy, was he beyond extremely pissed off now!
Lincoln: Flip, we should've known we'd run into you once again. Time to send you right back to Dad's restaurant, and this time, you're never getting out again.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, search Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental search Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Zick and his team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Flip, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
The explosions of those attacks caused tons of gold, gold coins, Jemms, jewels, and pearls to come out of Flip, and Lincoln vacuumed them up, and it pissed Flip off. Then, Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast at Flip, and it turned into a straitjacket and it tied Flip up, and before he could scream at us yet again, Lincoln beamed Flip back to Lynn's Table and he was chained up to his post yet again with rainbow energy chains, and he bellowed with anger yet again. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Don't let us catch you breaking out of your post ever again, you fat, hairy, mutant cheapskate.
Me: Or we'll do much worse to you than just kicking your three-cheeked ass.
Lincoln: I think the humiliations were subjecting him to is already a worst punishment for him. (To Alessa Garcia and Kinzokumon) And it's so good to see you again, Alessa Garcia and Kinzokumon.
Alessa Garcia reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long black hair, yellow eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings with yellow markings and she has the Monkey Nazca Line on her right arm, she's dressed in a yellow vest, black crop top, black skirt, yellow pants, yellow legwarmers, black sneakers, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with darkness, yellow flames, and monkeys on the coattails and on the back is Dark Tuner Dark Ape, Fighter Ape, Magician Ape, Zeman the Ape King, and Earthbound Immortal Cusillu, and holstered on her back is a massive Dark Tuner Dark Ape, Fighter Ape, Magician Ape, Zeman the Ape King, and Earthbound Immortal Cusillu-themed greatsword with embedded yellow gems and the monsters of Devack etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large Cusillu heads for the crossguard, large yellow gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large Cusillu heads and large yellow gem on the bottom of the large Cusillu heads for the pommel.
And Kinzokumon reverted back to normal, and she looks like Ranamon before she transformed into her Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity form, but the color schemes for her match the element that she uses: steel, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful steel-colored angel wings, and she has a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with steel and books on the coattails, and on the back is Boo'qwurm, and holstered on her back is a massive Boo'qwurm-themed greatsword with embedded blue gems and Boo'qwurm etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged light blue blade, large Boo'qwurm heads for the crossguard, large dark purple gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large Boo'qwurm heads and large light blue gem on the bottom of the large Boo'qwurm heads for the pommel.
Alessa Garcia: You too, Lincoln.
Kinzokumon: I agree, it's been a very long time.
Lincoln went up to Alessa Garcia and Kinzokumon and he hugged them, and Alessa Garcia and Kinzokumon are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, search Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were eleven, Alessa, and I haven't seen you since I was eight, Kinzokumon, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Alessa Garcia: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Kinzokumon: You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know these two girls?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.
Maria Tredwell: And so do we. The Fusion Gene-Slammer of Dark Tuner Dark Ape, Fighter Ape, Magician Ape, Zeman the Ape King, and Earthbound Immortal Cusillu is Alessa Garcia, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Peru and classmate in English and she's known as The Yellow Fire Dark Ape Queen and Avatar of Earthbound Immortal Cusillu, because she, just like Devack, Dark Signer of The Monkey, uses a Ape Deck, and spearheading the deck is The Monkey Earthbound Immortal Cusillu. Alessa Garcia is a powerful master of both darkness and light, and she really trained Lincoln a lot in mastering both light and darkness, and she's a legendary prankster and trickster who has used myriads of tricks on criminals, and she's used myriads of pranks on bullies and those pranks and tricks had driven them right to the point of insanity.
Nico: Ooh, that's really awesome: using myriads of tricks on criminals and pranks on bullies that drive them to the point of insanity, that's got to be a brutal and funny punishment.
Regina Goodwin: It sure is, and Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace with a monkey pendant, and to show thanks, Alessa kissed Lincoln on the lips. She's also the sister of Devack, Dark Signer of The Monkey, and she hates Luan with a blazing passion, and she's used a lot of her many tricks on that deranged and completely insane prankster whenever April Fools Day comes around, and Alessa has kicked Luan to the curb with her brand of pranks and tricks.
Me: I've seen her tricks before, and they put Luan's out-of-control pranks to shame, and it left Luan seething with rage.
Nico: Yikes.
Lincoln: And it took Luna and Leni to restrain Luan before she did something really bad to Alessa and it would cause me to go berserk. And the Boo'qwurm Gene-Slammer is Kinzokumon, the seventh of Ranamon's Elemental Digi-Sisters and The Warrior of Steel. She's a master the art of forging and crafting stuff, and she and I made a gigantic swimming pool for me and the girls in my harem.
Lincoln pulled up the video of his room and inside it is a gigantic swimming pool for him and the girls in his harem, and it was awesome.
Nico: J.D., Ed, Clyde, Naruto, we have got to get gigantic pools put inside our rooms for us and our harems.
Nicholette Torrington: She even taught Lincoln how to forge and craft, that's how he's able to create some awesome works of art like statues and creating weapons, and to show his thanks, he kissed Kinzokumon on the lips, and she hates The Wet Bandits with a passion.
Me: Oh boy, what did Marv and Harry do this time?
Nico: Something that warranted Lincoln using the same tricks on those two incompetent boobs, and Lincoln told us the whole story when we met your sister, Hikenmon.
Kinzokumon: I knew he and Ranamon would tell the story one day. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something we also want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you and Alessa want to give me your blood, right?
Alessa Garcia: How'd you guess what we were about to ask?
Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.
Kinzokumon: Ooh, I knew it was a matter of time before you'd start marking your future wives.
Ranamon: He already marked me a year ago, and he marked Hikenmon, Kohamon, Rakuraimon, Kukimon, Korimon, and Kagemon.
Lincoln first went up to Alessa Garcia, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
And Lincoln then went up to Kinzokumon, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Kinzokumon: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Linky.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Alessa Garcia and Kinzokumon with yellow and silver gems on the gold lightning bolts and yellow and silver crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with two Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Alessa Garcia: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Alessa Garcia and Kinzokumon.
Alessa Garcia and Kinzokumon had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to each of their face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the thirteen girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The thirteen girls are Chris, Paramythis, Enid, Saphira, Daye, Ruby, Izema, Lanette, Alvina, Larentia, Aegina, Czene, and Sylwiss from Tear Ring Saga.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Chris, Paramythis, Enid, Saphira, Daye, Ruby, Izema, Lanette, Alvina, Larentia, Aegina, Czene, and Sylwiss from Tear Ring Saga.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Chris: Yes, we're okay thanks to you.
Then, when Chris and the twelve other girls saw who it was that saved them from Flip, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, his own version of He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted search Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, search Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.
Chris: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made twelve clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Chris: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, thirteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Chris, Paramythis, Enid, Saphira, Daye, Ruby, Izema, Lanette, Alvina, Larentia, Aegina, Czene, and Sylwiss with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was our old enemy, Flip, who had broken out yet again, and that mutant cheapskate still wants revenge on us.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as all of us giving that mutant cheapskate the biggest beatdown of his miserable life and it led to tons more gold, jewels, Jemms, and pearls exploding out of Flip thanks to Lincoln's curse and Lincoln vacuuming it all up and Flip not getting any except for a rainbow energy straitjacket tying him back up and Lincoln beaming Flip back to Lynn's Table and was chained back to his post with rainbow energy chains and bellowing in anger again, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln, Alessa Garcia, and Kinzokumon have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: Next time Flip breaks out again, I'm going to ram my foot right up his three-cheeked ass!
Lincoln: This'll be the last time he tries to break out again. Hmm, Dad, pull up the security tape at the restaurant, let's see how that moron managed to escape.
Lynn Sr.: On it, Champ.
Lynn Sr. pulled up the security footage at Lynn's Table to see how Flip escaped. Suddenly, we saw a dark figure slip into the restaurant, and with one slash of a large curved scimitar with a 7'0" massive and long curved blade and three edges going down the blade and yellow dragon etched on it, gold bar for the crossguard, red gem embedded in the hilt, longer brown handle, and large gold sphere with demonic eye etched on it for the pommel and tied to the pommel is a red tassel, Flip was freed. We then saw that it was Damian Constantine who slipped in and freed Flip. When the tape ended, we all gasped in horror.
Lincoln: So, that's how Flip escaped: Damian Constantine slipped into the restaurant with his dark powers and with one slash of his sword, he freed Flip from the chains that he was tied up in.
Nico: Now, he's really going too far.
Me: He sure has.
We then put up powerful Anti-Damian traps to keep that demented and completely deranged out-of-control psychopathic lunatic out of Lynn's Table, and if he steps one foot out of line one more time before our showdown with him and his demonic constructs of The Z-Fighters on The Ridonculous Race in two weeks, we'll remove The Curse of Devil's Point early and send him and his creations straight to The Black Gates
After taking down Flip again, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Alessa Garcia and Kinzokumon saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Alessa Garcia: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Kinzokumon: He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Kinzokumon: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Alessa Garcia: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Alessa, Kinzokumon, what's the stories you have on why you hate Luan and The Wet Bandits with a burning passion?
Kinzokumon: Uh oh, I was hoping you'd ask that. One day, Lincoln and I were doing a huge project for Mrs. Loud: she wanted us to make her a beautiful jewel box to put more of her jewelry inside it because she feared robbers were going to steal it. We completed it, but then, we heard the sound of rustling in the bushes: and we saw two figures come out, and to our disgust, it was Marv and Harry, The Wet Bandits, again. I was getting so tired of those two boobs always trying to score big with yet another home robbery scheme, but Lincoln was ready: he booby-trapped the outside and inside of The Loud House, and when they stepped foot on The Loud House's property, all comedic Hell was let loose on them as those two boobs got hit with paintball cannons outside, buckets of tar falling on their heads, getting hit with pillars, along with getting their feet cut with crystal clusters on the floor, and finally, Lincoln setting tarantulas loose on Marv's face and he screamed like a girl again, and he and Harry ran out of The Loud House only to get caught by the police and taken away.
Nico: Sheesh, even after all the times those two boobs got beaten down like that, they still refuse to call it quits?! Well, I got to hand it to them, they got guts.
Luna: But, in the end, we put an end to their shenanigans, and now, they're our punching bags for our humiliations at Dad's restaurant, along with the other jerks, and it's so awesome to make that moron, Marv, scream like a little girl.
Alessa Garcia: It's always hilarious seeing that boob scream like a little girl. Okay, now for my story, I make it no surprise I've hated Luan with a blazing passion, because of all the hell she put Lincoln through with her insane pranks especially when April Fools Day comes. One day, I was heading to The Loud House to pick up Lincoln so we can have an awesome fun day. But, then, I got a message from Lincoln on his phone, and he told me to not come to The Loud House, it's April Fools' Day, the day all the Louds dreaded. Every year when that day arrives, Luan turns into a demented psycho and nails her own family with her deranged pranks, but I wasn't going to tolerate that demented monster any longer. I snuck into the back, and made sure not to trip any of her pranks as I made my way to Lincoln's room. I got him out of there, and then, I proceeded to do some counter-pranks of my own. I used a sound effects app on my phone and it made the sound of all of Luan's traps going off, and that demented psycho clown ran out to see who got caught, only to trigger her own traps, and she got nailed pretty hard by them. Everyone ran back to The Loud House, and they saw that Luan got hit hard by her own pranks all thanks to me using my sound effects app on my phone to draw her out.
Nicholette Torrington: I heard the whole thing when I was running to get Lincoln out as soon as I had heard that today's April Fools' Day, but when I found out about the mayhem Alessa caused when she used her Sound Effects app on her phone to lure Luan out, and she set off her own pranks and got hit hard with them, I was already on the floor and laughing like crazy.
Lincoln: Alessa really saved all of us with her counter-prank, and in the end, Luan got grounded for sixteen weeks and she had to clean the whole house and take down all of her pranks that she had booby-trapped around the whole house.
Me: Alessa out-pranked Luan who's known as The Prank Queen of Royal Woods, and because of that, Luan hated her for ruining her April Fools' Day fun, and she swore to get her revenge on her.
Luna: But, Lincoln swore if he ever saw Alessa harmed by one of Luan's pranks, he was going to make her pay.
Nico: Oh man, and I know he was serious about that, if any of his Guardian Angels got hurt, he would make those responsible for it pay.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Vanellope von Schweetz, Bianca Prisma, Roane Ashwood, Ivy Thickety, and Ruda Tilleroot are heading to Dolphin Shoals.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Vanellope von Schweetz, Bianca Prisma, Roane Ashwood, Ivy Thickety, and Ruda Tilleroot were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Vanellope von Schweetz, Bianca Prisma, Roane Ashwood, Ivy Thickety, and Ruda Tilleroot had feelings for Lincoln, and he had the very same feelings for them after Kurumu and Mizore introduced them to him, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant.
Vanellope: Wow, so this is Dolphin Shoals, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: I've been here to Dolphin Shoals before, Vanellope, and it's always beautiful, and it's perfect for our first date before Vinyl Scratch's big mission to destroy Satoru. Shall we?
Lincoln, Vanellope von Schweetz, Bianca Prisma, Roane Ashwood, Ivy Thickety, and Ruda Tilleroot dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Vanellope von Schweetz, Bianca Prisma, Roane Ashwood, Ivy Thickety, and Ruda Tilleroot got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Vanellope von Schweetz, Bianca Prisma, Roane Ashwood, Ivy Thickety, and Ruda Tilleroot, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Vanellope von Schweetz, Bianca Prisma, Roane Ashwood, Ivy Thickety, and Ruda Tilleroot placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Dolphin Shoals, eh, Linky?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Vanellope von Schweetz, Bianca Prisma, Roane Ashwood, Ivy Thickety, and Ruda Tilleroot with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Vanellope von Schweetz, Bianca Prisma, Roane Ashwood, Ivy Thickety, and Ruda Tilleroot are now part of your harem.
Ralph: Heh, I always knew Vanellope had feelings for Lincoln, and she's also got a new racing buddy or in this case future husband.
Ruby Rose: And we also knew Bianca Prisma, Roane Ashwood, Ivy Thickety, and Ruda Tilleroot also had feelings for Lincoln, and we didn't even introduce them to him yet.
Later it was time for Lewa's second mission.
William: Anyone else want to go with Lewa? Besides Kitty and Cheese?
Tahu: Me and my fellow Toa Nuva will go with.
Nico: Cool.
Me: Awesome idea. Anyone else?
We looked around.
Me: Anyone? Huh huh?
No one.
Me: Okay then.
We were off to Normandy.
We arrived in Normandy.
Valiant: Hey guys!
Lewa: Valiant, meet my archenemy.
Kitty: Pleasure to meet you guys. I'm Kitty.
Valiant: Awesome to meet you too.
Me: Kitty is the ghost of a biker girl. Long story.
Lewa: Yeah and meet my fellow Toa.
Tahu: Awesome to meet you. Tahu, Toa of Fire,
Gali: Gali, Toa of Water,
Pohatu: Pohatu, Toa of Stone.
Onua: Onua, Toa of Earth.
Kopaka: Kopoka, Toa of Ice.
Takanuva: And I'm Takanuva, Toa of Light.
Valiant: Awesome to meet you guys!
Bugsy: Same here.
Valiant: Kitty, don't take this the wrong way. But how did you die?
Kitty: I died in a terrible motorcycle accident with Johnny.
Me: Yeah it's not a pleasant sight.
Kitty: It's true.
Nico: Yeah.
Valiant: Oh man.
Nico: Elsa, your son did a good job against Von Talon.
Elsa: I know he did and I'm so proud of him.
Me: That was so awesome.
Tahu: It sure was.
Eli: We're so proud of him.
Me: Yep.
Nico: But it's only a matter of time before Von Talon returns
Me: And when he does we'll be ready for him.
Eleanor Ermey: That is for sure!
Nico: Yep.
Valiant: And he will be destroyed.
Me: We'll turn him into a War Criminal and unleash the fury of the Nuremberg Trials on him.
Nico: That is for sure!
Elsa: Please make sure no harm comes to my baby boy.
Nico: We promise.
Elsa: I'm holding you to it. (Narrows eyes) Otherwise, it won't be Von Talon you'll have to worry about.
Me: (GULP) He will be fine.
Eli: You have our word of honor.
Nico: That's right.
Elsa: Good.
Nico: We should send him a threatening message at the end of Lewa's final mission since we're dealing with wrapping up the Another Omnitrix Aliens.
Me: Good idea.
Nico: Yeah.
Eli: I agree there.
Albedo: Question is which one will appear?
Nico: And let's not forget the Another Versions of us.
Me: That's right.
Nico: I would hate to see Another version of myself.
Me: (GULPS)
Nico: Have you guys seen any of them since last visit?
Valiant: Yes we have. I saw Another version of Ultimate Humongousaur here.
Me: Another Ultimate Humongousaur!? Whoa!
Valiant: Yeah. She said that her name is Sakura Knudson.
I GASPED WHEN I HEARD THAT NAME!
Me: (GASP) Sakura Knudson?!
I then dropped to the ground.
Tears were streaming down my face.
Nico: J.D. what's wrong!? You look like you've seen a ghost!
Me: The Another Ultimate Humongousaur is my long lost twin sister Sakura Knudson.
Nico: (GASP) What happened?
Eleanor Ermey: Yeah tell us soldier.
Me: It was a long time ago. Me and my sister were always really close. Back when we were 10 I would always have a lot of fun with her. We did it all together and she was a really strong and amazing Martial Artist. She knew all sorts of amazing moves and abilities too. But then as I was waiting for her, I saw that she never came out. She vanished without a trace. We haven't seen each other for over a decade.
Eli: Oh man!
Nico: What did she look like?
I showed a picture of her.
It was a picture of a girl with neon pink short hair and she had green and pink clothes and had neon green eyes.
Nico: Whoa! She looks like a carbon copy of Sakura Haruno!
Me: I know. We called her Sakura Haruno II.
Nico: Cute nickname.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Guys, we have to find her. NOW.
Me: And we will. I have 10 years of catching up with her.
Nico: I'm sure it's more than that.
Me: So much has changed since then Nico. She probably won't even recognize me because of how far I've evolved.
Nico: You're right on that.
Eli: But we will save her.
Me: Yeah it sure will.
Nico: Two Sakuras, huh?
Me: Yeah.
Nico: But lets go.
We were off.
Valiant was flying around looking for them.
Me: Be ready to expect the unexpected. If we're up against Another Sakura Avalon we're going to need the powers of the Clow Cards for this one.
Nico: Good idea.
Me: But now I see the reason why Sakura disappeared. Swartz got her!
Nico: That motherfucking dirtbag!
Me: I'm glad we gave that son of a fucking bitch the Black Gates.
Valiant then bumped into something and looked up.
It was ANOTHER ULTIMATE HUMONGOUSAUR! It was a dark version of Ultimate Humongousaur!
Valiant: WHOA!
Another Ultimate Humongousaur: (In a girls voice) Oh sorry there.
Valiant: No worries.
I walked up to her.
Me: Sakura.
Another Ultimate Humongousaur: Who are you?
Me: Sakura don't you recognize me? It's me J.D. Knudson. Your twin brother.
Another Ultimate Humongousaur: (GASP) You can't be him!
Me: I've changed a lot since we saw each other last Sakura. Its been 10 years.
Another Ultimate Humongousaur: But how?
Me: It's a long story. Sakura think hard.
Another Ultimate Humongousaur: Say something only J.D. would know!
Me: When we were 10 years old, I had black hair and black angel wings and I was about the size of a normal 4th grader and you and I did all kinds of things and heroic feats together. We took down a massive group of diamond thieves in Sterling, Colorado and sent them to the Supermax prison. You once said this to me and I have never forgotten it. The Flower is a Very Delicate force of nature and only when planted right..
Me and Another Ultimate Humongousaur: Can it bloom into something truly beautiful that Justice will grow from it.
Another Ultimate Humongousaur gasped.
She reverted back and was a beautiful girl and had longer neon pink hair and had pink and green clothes and had neon green eyes.
Sakura Knudson: It IS you! J.D.!
She went and hugged me for the first time in a decade!
Sakura Knudson: (CRYING) I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!
Me: You're back now Sakura and I will never let you go again. Welcome back sis.
Sakura Knudson: Boy you have changed so much. What happened?
Me: Lets just say that I have evolved in a massive number of ways.
Sakura Knudson: Wow.
Me: You wouldn't believe what has happened over the last 10 years. We moved to Michigan and we now live in a massive 528,000 foot high tree that overlooks much of the entire planet and me and my friends and our family are now the most powerful force in the entire universe.
Nico: We are now called Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Eli: We sure are.
Sakura Knudson: I have so much to catch up on.
Lewa: You sure do.
Nico: FYI, I know Swartz promised you something. But now that he's dead, fulfilling that promise goes to us.
Sakura Knudson: Well I think I already fulfilled it and that is to be reunited with my brother. I never gave up on you J.D. But also Swartz trained me in numerous things and I also learned tons of new powers and skills. He imbued me with cosmic radiation and it made me get the same powers you have.
Me: (GASP) So you and I are now the Sibling God Powers.
Sakura Knudson: In a way yes.
She showed us that she spread Neon Pink Angel wings.
Nico: Wow!
Eli: Pretty!
Sakura Knudson: I'm not nearly as strong as you are now bro. But maybe you can help me out.
Me: I would be glad to sis.
Nico: (laughs) Swartz trained you so much yet he didn't imagine that you would end up ditching him!
Sakura Knudson: Well I was going to double cross him and kill him myself. But you guys already beat me to the punch on that one. I saw your entire battle from the shadows and saw you guys really tear him apart. Bro I didn't know that was you in that amazing transformation.
Me: Yeah my power has infinitely increased a lot over the years.
Nico: Then you saw how me and May ripped and eviscerated Swartz all over right?
Sakura Knudson: I sure did and that was so awesome.
Nico: I fed him his own fucking heart!
Sakura Knudson: That was so awesome!
Eli: Yeah it sure was!
Eleanor Ermey: That was awesome and well done.
Lewa: Yeah it sure was.
Sakura Knudson: That was awesome. But now I won't be needing this Another Ultimate Humongousaur form.
Albedo turned into Negative Ultimate Humongousaur!
Negative Ultimate Humongousaur: You know it's funny. This was the very first form that I used on Ben when I showed him the Ultimatrix the first time.
Me: Ben told me about that. Sakura you became what's called an Evolved Vaxasaurian. They come from the planet Terradino and they are immensely powerful.
Sakura Knudson: Wow! So that's what I was turned into.
Me: Yep.
Negative Ultimate Humongousaur: Unfortunately, the only way to get that out is for us to defeat you.
Sakura Knudson: I know.
She jumped back and turned into Another Ultimate Humongousaur!
Nico: This will be awesome. (GOES SUPER SAIYAN 2)
Me: And fun! (GOES SUPER ANGEL WOLF MOON XELNAGA)
Another Ultimate Humongousaur: WHOA! That one looks awesome!
Me: (Divine Wolf Moon Voice) What you are seeing is my Super Angel Wolf Moon Xelnaga form. The Wolf is one of my favorite creatures.
Another Ultimate Humongousaur: You always did love the wolf bro. And the Wolf Moon is the 1st Full Moon of the year.
Me: January's full moon.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Shall we dance?
Another Ultimate Humongousaur: We shall!
She fired missiles at us and I used telekinetic energy and sent them back and they hit her and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Nico: Top this!
KAMEN RIDE! BLACKWARGREYMON!
Nico: (Echoing) TERRA DESTROYER!
Nico fired a ball of energy and it hit Another Ultimate Humongousaur and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: (gets out Devack's Ridewatch) See how you like this!
Nico activated it and fired a blast of yellow fire and it formed into a Yellow Monkey and it hit her and exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Me: Take that!
Another Ultimate Humongousaur: I saw all the battles you guys did last year when you all met the Kamen Riders. That was so awesome.
Me: Those were some of our most awesome adventures ever. And some of them even helped us out during the 20 Days of Darkness.
Another Ultimate Humongousaur: I heard all about that! Swartz told me that it was a horrible event that involved Nico and Organization XIII and the Sullen 6.
Me: That's right. It was because of a douchebag enemy from Nico's past.
Another Ultimate Humongousaur: Wow! Nico I'm sorry you went through all that! That must've been a brutal nightmare!
Nico: Well, at least Swartz wasn't lying about that
Another Ultimate Humongousaur: No he told me everything.
Me: That's interesting. We have a Swartz in the Masters of Evil from Universe 666.
Another Ultimate Humongousaur: Universe 666?
Me: It's a really ugly story. 3 months ago we went and battled an evil version of us called Team Loud Evil Storm and an evil version of Nico was its leader.
I told her everything and it was TERRIFYING!
Another Ultimate Humongousaur: Oh my god!
Lewa: Yeah that was horrible!
Pohatu: It sure was.
Another Ultimate Humongousaur: Oh wow! You guys did amazingly well stopping them. But that's amazing that some of your most dangerous are all good and are in the Masters of Evil.
Me: I know. We were shocked to see that the bad guys were good and most of us were evil. Except for that universes version of myself, Varie, Lincoln and his nice sisters and a few others.
Eli: Yeah it was really bizarre!
Nico: (gets out General Schwarz and BlackWarGreymon's Ridewatches) And now, you're about to see a Ridewatch combo.
Nico activated them and fired a Dark Terra Destroyer blast and it hit her and exploded!
MASSIVE EXPLOSION!
She was knocked down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
I went over and helped her up.
Sakura Knudson: (GROANS) What a headache.
Me: But you're back to normal sis.
Cheese: I like chocolate milk.
Me: He wants apple juice.
I gave him a box of apple juice.
Cheese: I like Chocolate Milk!
He was drinking it.
Me: He's lactose intolerant.
Sakura Knudson: Oh I saw a Luvdisc a few minutes ago. She said her name is Samantha Martin.
Cheese: I like cereal
Me: Cheese you are funny.
Sakura Knudson: He sure is.
Valiant: Hey look.
We saw a figure come out and it was a black hair version of Sakura Avalon! It was ANOTHER SAKURA AVALON!
Me: Another Sakura Avalon!
Nico: This one looks interesting.
Cheese: Let's play horsey!
Sakura Knudson: Cheese you are funny.
Nico: He sure is.
Me: (To Another Sakura Avalon) And who might you be?
Another Sakura Avalon: Isn't it obvious? I AM Sakura Avalon!
We gasped!
Me: Wait a second. You're the dark side of Sakura Avalon!
Nico: Oh man! First the dark side of Yugi Moto and now Sakura Avalon!?
Me: I think the Black Hair was a dead giveaway!
Kitty: You've gotta go!
Me: I agree there.
Dark Sakura: SWORD!
She summoned the Sword Card! But it was a dark version of it!
I unsheathed my sword!
Me and Dark Sakura went at each other and clashed ferociously!
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!
Sparks flew all over the place with incredible force and power!
Me: How in the world did Swartz make a dark side of a sweet girl like Sakura Avalon!?
Dark Sakura: I think you should know! Remember that fight with Kero and the rivalry she had with Li and Meilin?
Me: Yeah I was told about that. You know how kids are.
Dark Sakura: Well the Darkness was me. I was made because of it.
Me: And let me guess, you were made to destroy her. Right?
Dark Sakura: That is right!
Me: You know this is very similar to how Jack's Dark Side was made by Aku. He made his Dark Side into a physical embodiment and made him come after us to kill Jack.
Dark Sakura: Very similar isn't it.
Me: Very coincidental that Swartz duplicated the same thing.
Kitty charged at her.
She smashed her down with a powerful kick.
Me: Nice one!
Then me and Dark Sakura went at each other again and we clashed ferociously all over and sparks flew everywhere and walls of intense flames burned all over. Me and Dark Sakura looked at each other with incredible fury and then…
Dark Sakura: (ROARS)
Me: (ROARS)
WE CHARGED AT EACH OTHER AND ROARED FEROCIOUSLY AT THE VERY TOP OF OUR LUNGS!
Then..
SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH!
WE SLASHED AT EACH OTHER ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH INCREDIBLE FURY AND THEN…
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY FIERY EXPLOSION!
Nico: WHOA!
Sakura Knudson: UNBELIEVABLE!
Eli: WHAT POWER!
Dark Sakura was blasted back by the intense force of me.
Nico: WHOA! It's like we're living one of the many adventures of the Brave 12!
Lewa: That is incredible!
Eleanor Ermey: WOW!
Kitty: How about I give you some more?!
Dark Sakura got up.
Kitty fired an energy blast and smashed Dark Sakura down.
Me: Something is definitely up. Sakura never fought this well before.
?: That's because it's not what you think!
We saw a Luvdisc!
Me: Hey a Luvdisc.
Nico: Samantha Martin? Is that you?
Luvdisc: It sure is Nico. I got this.
She fired an energy blast and it hit Dark Sakura and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: YEAH!
When the smoke cleared we saw that the Dark Sakura was really a Robot!
Me: Whoa!
Valiant: WHAT THE?!
Sakura Knudson: She's really a robot!?
Me: Amazing! This robot is far more advanced than anything we have seen.
I looked at it with my data eyes and saw that it was a really advanced model that was built by Swartz utilizing the robotic factory from H.A.R.D.A.C. and it was built as Another Sakura Avalon.
Me: Wow! Swartz really outdid himself here.
Nico: What do you mean?
Me: Swartz somehow salvaged the factory of H.A.R.D.A.C. and used the components to make dark robotic versions of us and imbued them with Wonder Ride Books.
Nico: WHOA!
Eli: That is amazing!
Nico: So that's how he made Another versions of us.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: This better not be a habit every time!
Lewa: What was this one programmed to do?
Me: It was programmed to be the Dark Side of Sakura Avalon and face us in battle either on a rescue or an Ambassador Mission.
Nico: Wow!
Me: You know maybe we can use this.
I picked up the robot.
Me: I'll have Lisa rebuild this dark version of Sakura and reprogram her into a chef. Sakura always makes just as awesome food as her father.
Nico: Good idea.
Luvdisc: That's a good idea.
She reverted back and was a girl with neon pink hair and pink eyes and had pink clothes.
The Wonder Ride Book was called The Sorceress 4th Grade Girl.
I picked it up and purified it.
Samantha Martin: That was so awesome though.
Valiant: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Samantha Martin: I have a lot of them but my favorite is when me and Nico went to the Sock Hop and he and I danced amazingly.
Me: That is cool.
Valiant: It sure is.
Me: Good times.
Sakura Knudson: I remember my first sock hop. So fun.
Me: Yep.
Nico and Samantha hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Samantha Martin: Me too Nico. Me too.
Lewa: Boy this was an eventful mission.
We arrived back home.
Sakura Knudson: Amazing! You live in here?
Me: Yep.
Sakura Knudson: Wow!
Sakura Haruno: (GASP) (Rubs eyes) You look so much like me!
Sakura Knudson: I'm your body double.
Me: Sakura this is my twin sister Sakura Knudson.
Sakura Knudson: Awesome to meet you Sakura Haruno.
Sakura Haruno: You too. I didn't know you had a twin sister.
Me: Long story.
May: How did it go?
Me: Really epic.
I told everyone everything and it was cool.
May: Whoa! That is crazy.
Qin: It sure is.
May: Next time, Cole Evans and Chiro should go with you.
Me: Good idea.
Lewa: I agree.
Later we were watching TV when Rainbow Dash came in and she was holding her stomach.
Charlotte Birmingham: You okay, Rainbow Dash?
Rainbow Dash: I think my stomach is gassy. (STOMACH GRUMBLES)
But then…
LOUD FART!
She farted and released a stream of rainbows from her butt!
Me: Rainbow Farts?
LOUD FART!
Rainbow Dash saw it.
Rainbow Dash: Whoa!
Me: Looks like Giant Realistic Flying Tiger is not the only one that can fart rainbows.
GRFT: (ROARS)
Valeria Cenozoica: I think one of us needs to pat your stomach.
Rainbow Dash: Good idea.
Me: Mascots?
Poromon: Lets do it!
Rainbow Dash laid down on the sofa.
Rainbow Dash farted loudly as they bounced on her stomach.
LOUD FARTS!
Leeli: (LAUGHS) That is so cute and funny!
Sakura Knudson: (LAUGHS) That is adorable!
Cybertron Crumplezone: How much should we charge for Mevya and the other Mascots to bounce on her stomach?
Me: Hmm. Eddy?
Eddy: 25¢?
Cybertron Crumplezone: Good idea.
Me: Gonna take Luan out for jawbreakers?
Eddy: You bet. STEP RIGHT UP MASCOTS! JUMP ON RAINBOW DASH'S STOMACH! 25¢ FOR 25 SECONDS!
Mevya: Count me in!
Brawn: Mevya's at the front of the line!
Mevya pulled out a HUGE Bag of quarters.
Mevya: I would like this many goes.
Eddy: Knock yourself out Mevya.
Mevya went and jumped on Rainbow Dash.
LOUD FARTS!
Me: Better open a window.
I did so.
Maria: Who else is next?
Tentacool: Me!
Tentacool paid and bounced on her.
Rainbow Dash was laughing.
Rainbow Dash: (LAUGHING AND FARTING) THIS IS FUNNY!
Twilight Sparkle: (LAUGHS) That is really funny and cute.
Misty Brightdawn: It sure is.
May: Anyone else? Don't be shy.
Jirachi: My turn!
He went and jumped on her.
LOUD FARTS!
Rainbow Dash laughed!
Me: Awesome. Applejack wouldn't that be crazy if you farted apples?
Applejack: (LAUGHS) That would be crazy.
Starlight Glimmer: And me farting skulls.
Sunset Shimmer: And me farting fire.
Me: Yeah that would be nuts.
Nico: Who else wants a turn?
Manaphy: I will go!
Me: Knock yourself out Manaphy.
Manaphy paid and bounced on Rainbow Dash.
Manaphy: BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY!
We laughed!
But then we heard a really loud grumbling.
Me: Uh oh.
Nico: Uh oh. That means a BIG ONE IS COMING!
LOUD GRUMBLING WAS HEARD!
Me: DUCK AND COVER PEOPLE!
We hid!
Rainbow Dash farted.
Me: Huh?
But then…
SUPER LOUD RAINBOW FART!
It was a really loud and NASTY FART!
It was done and Rainbow Dash blushed and she was gas free.
Rainbow Dash: (BLUSHES AND LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Pardon me?
Me: Geez!
Nico: Oh that did it!
Xenia: Oh man!
We aired the place out.
Me: Feel better R.D.?
Rainbow Dash: I sure do. Thanks guys.
Poromon: You're welcome.
Me: What did you eat R.D.?
Rainbow Dash: I had a Big Bad Burrito from Burrito Palace for lunch.
Dexter: At least you didn't sound like you were going to die.
Me: Thank goodness.
We then heard the doorbell ring
Me: (Imitating Mr. Krabs) (Singsong) Come in!
In came a Metagross.
Me: Whoa a Metagross!
Qin: Cool!
Maria: And you are?
Metagross: (In a girls voice) (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) Someone that Nico knows from Gym Class.
Nico: Annie "The Back Cruncher" Parker!
She reverted back and was a girl that had teal green hair and had team green gym clothes and she had a really strong physique.
Me: Wait I heard of you. You are the strongest girl ever. You lifted up a 10,000 pound weight in the Olympics!
Eli and Blitz's jaws dropped.
CLANG! CLANG!
Nico: She has amazing strength.
Annie Parker: Those were good times.
Rainier Wolfcastle: (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) That is amazingly good strength there.
May: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Annie Parker: When I was in the Olympics and Nico was cheering me on and some trash lifter tried to stop me from lifting up 10,000 pounds and I lifted it and dropped the weight on his foot.
Nico: Yeah that was great. He screamed in so much pain.
Me: OUCH!
Qin: That was awesome.
Annie Parker: It sure was. I'd hug you Nico but I don't want to crush you.
Nico: No worries. I missed you though.
Annie Parker: I missed you too Nico.
Concrete Man: Nico, which tems have you made this time?
Nico: Kim's team will include Noir Wendoma, Soji Tendo, Z'neth, Peak and Apex. Sam Simpson's team will include Marron, Philip and Shotaro, Hercules, Daring Do and Scootaloo.
Me: Cool!
Qin: Awesome. So the Dragon Flyz are going to be included.
Then the previous group came.
Selene: Can me, Evil-Lyn, Dr. Destiny, Evilseed, Aqueduct, Lady Shiva, Griffin, Biowulf, Ice Demon, and 10,000 Volt Ghost go with you guys?
Zara: Me, Mouth of Sauron, Evil Mushroom Man, Pisces Zodiarts, Kuroto Dan, Owl (One Night At Humpty's), Animal Path. Ludo, Coldsnap, and Judge will come as well.
Nico: Yes you all can come with us.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: I think it's obvious what Pokemon are next since Metagross came.
Nico: Yep. Regice, Regirock and Registeel.
Qin: This is gonna be interesting.
Nico: Anyway lets get over there.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Qiienna, another member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Qiienna of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah on the move?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans.
Nico: Just as we expected, but we're more than ready for Qiienna, right, Holly?
Holly Volvenstein: Right, and just like what happened, he's going to transform by drinking that potion with 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, so Lincoln will separate him King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form from his real form and absorb the King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form while we destroy Qiienna and give her The Black Gates. And since this is Vinyl Scratch's big day mission when we get after Satoru, she and Lincoln are joining in.
Lincoln: You said it.
Vinyl Scratch: We'll make that religious fanatic pay with his life.
Nico: Facing off against the four of us, he won't stand a single chance, he'll be dead in a split second. Alright, gang, let's go, it's time to help Jun get rid of the very monster that ruined her life.
Vinyl Scratch: Satoru will pay with his miserable life, and we're sending his sorry butt to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: What he did in ruining Jun's life, that can never ever be forgiven, he deserves to pay for every last one of his crimes with his own blood, and once we get done with destroying Satoru once and for all, you better be ready to die, Qiienna.
Holly Volvenstein: You better be ready to die, Qiienna, because you're about to face the true wrath of Black Rock Triskellion.
Vinyl Scratch: But, not before we get through with you first, Satoru.
We were off to Japan.
We were flying to Japan.
Elec Man: I think the Regi Slammers will be together.
Me: I think they will be individually.
Nico: I have just the spot to take Jun on my next rescue.
Qin: The Tree of Beginning?
Nico: Yep.
Vinyl Scratch: Lets worry about that later.
Nico: I agree there. We got to focus.
We arrived in Japan
Nico: Here we are guys.
Me: Stay sharp for Jun.
We saw her.
Dr. Destiny: There she is.
Owl: Good. She seems to be walking to her place
Me: Whew.
Vinyl Scratch: Thank goodness.
We landed.
Vinyl Scratch: Jun!
Jun: Vinyl! Guys!
Vinyl went and hugged her.
Vinyl Scratch: Thank goodness you're okay.
Jun: I am too. Thank you for coming guys.
Me: You're welcome Jun.
Eli: Thank goodness you're all right. Vinyl was worried about you on Nico's rescue.
Jun: I'll be fine. Lets head to my apartment.
We went and did so.
We went into her apartment and sat down.
Dust Man: Vinyl was worried something happened to you.
Jun: I can tell. I'm sorry. Satoru has been causing me numerous problems.
Me: What has he been doing?
Jun: Giving me threatening messages and saying he will kill me. Also he has been destroying many of my friends left and right.
Me: Kazumi, Aoi, Remi and Asuka are safe.
Nico: Yeah.
Vinyl Scratch: But what Satoru is doing makes him beyond pure evil.
Me: That's why we're here.
Pisces Zodiarts: You can relax. When you first met J.D. and the rest, they made sure he didn't kill anyone.
Aqueduct: And Animated Optimus sliced off one of his wings.
Animated Optimus: That's right. I did.
Me: But after this is over we'll gladly give you a much better life with us. Jun you did nothing to deserve this. Satoru is to blame for it all and no way in hell are we going to let that motherfucker get away with this.
Nico: Yeah he ruined your life.
Jun: But can you guys kill him? He is immortal like you are.
Me: (Smirks) Watch.
I pulled out a dagger and cut my finger and dripped a drop of my blood onto the table and it burned through it like really strong acid.
Jun: Whoa that is potent.
Me: My blood is a very powerful super poison that can kill even the mightiest of immortal beings.
Splash Woman: We already killed several immortal scumbags with it.
Me: It's true.
Jun: That is amazing.
Leeli: Your blood is amazing J.D.
Jun: Yeah. Oh I see you have numerous new teammates.
Me: We expanded a lot since we last saw each other.
Sakura Knudson: My name is Sakura Knudson. J.D. is my twin brother.
Nico: We found her on Lewa's second ambassador mission.
Me: Yeah
Jun: Wow. She looks like Sakura Haruno.
Sakura Haruno: That was my first reaction too when I saw her.
Mebuki: She looks so much like Sakura.
Nico: Yeah we all were surprised to see that.
Jun: (sighs) It just isn't fair, you know?
Ice Demon: What isn't fair?
Me: What do you mean?
Jun: You guys pretty much walk away from everything unscathed. Me? I just get my life ruined.
Coldsnap: I think that might be over exaggerating
Me: Believe me Jun there are many others in the team that have had it just as rough as you did before we came along.
Naruto: It's true. I know what you are going through.
Fu: Same here. It's not a good thing.
Sasuke Uchiha: I know how you feel too Jun.
Lincoln: Same with me too Jun.
Jun: What do you mean Lincoln?
Lincoln: I went through hell myself.
Many of us told her our backgrounds and the hell many of us underwent.
Jun: Wow. You guys had it rough.
(DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY PLAYS)
Poromon came out in a fairy costume carrying 1 bottle of beer.
Poromon: (to Jun) Hello there! I'm the beer fairy! Come to give you 1 bottle of beer!
Nebula: We're sorry about this.
Jun: Actually I could use a beer.
Me: Oh boy.
Jamesdean5842: Well I certainly didn't expect this.
She opened it and drank the beer.
Judge: So, how's the beer?
10,000 Volt Ghost: Do you like it?
Jun: I needed to.
Me: Just don't drink too many of them. We get enough crazy stuff already.
Lola: Yeah.
Gingka: Yeah no kidding.
Crash Man: So, what are you looking forward to doing with us?
Jun: Anything really. I deserve to have fun in my life.
Poromon: As long as it's not the Blood and Honey movie. (Shows trailer close to Jun's face) LOOK AT IT!
Me: Oh for Pete's sake.
ROUNDY SPINNY THING MAGISWORD!
I calmed him down.
Me: Long ugly story.
Biowulf: It's a movie that shows Pooh as a serial killer.
Ludo: And a disgrace to the Pooh we know!
Me: That is a fact! But the movie is doing really poorly in the Box Office.
Jun: Good.
Lola: What an atrocity.
Nico: I agree.
Brawlrus: Jun, this might be a stupid question. But have you ever fought Lucifer before?
Jun: No I haven't.
Me: It's best you didn't. Fighting the Devil himself is not a good idea.
Qin: You're right there.
Me: Leave that to the professionals like us. We fought the Devil before and won.
Jun: Wow! That is amazing.
Lola: It was. We went to hell and back.
Me: Literally.
Griffin: Eventually, you'll be ready to fight him.
Animal Path: But under our guidance.
Me: Yeah that's right.
Jun: I agree. But thank you for helping me out guys.
Me: You're welcome.
Xenia: Yeah.
Bruiser Cruiser: Think we should call Akira Fudo and the rest of Jun's friends over here?
Me: Way ahead of you.
I snapped my fingers and teleported them over to us.
Akira Fudo: You called us?
Aoi Kurosaki: This is gonna be good.
Nico: Yep.
Animal Path: Oh J.D. I forgot to ask, did you guys really face numerous corny villains yesterday?
Me: We sure did.
Nico: They were really funny but crazy.
Jun: So, you'll kill Satoru but not those corny villains?
Kuroto Dan: Those we're joke villains
Shiva: They weren't worth killing.
Me: No they weren't but let me tell you, we got a silly laugh out of some of them.
Qin: We sure did.
Me: Yeah.
Chomp Chest: Before the usual battles, can I have some food?
Me: Oh right. Can't fight on an empty stomach.
ULTIMEATUM MAGISWORD!
I gave us all Ultimeatum burgers and they were tasty and awesome.
Nico: (Eating burger) Mmm!
Jun: (Eating a burger) Mmm! This is delicious
Evil Mushroom Man: Why were you specifically asking for food?
Chomp Chest: You know how hungry I get!
Evil Seed: Fair enough.
Me: Besides we all can't fight if we're hungry.
Evilseed: That's true.
We went to the roof.
Then, Koragg, Whirlwind, Molten Man, King Shark, Whiger, Hank Scorpio, Johnny 13, Captain Boomerang, Trumbipular, Rojo Darcy, Warp, Evil Luxord, Utomodachi, Goldar, Evil Heat Man, Boil Man, Yost Domino, Sindbad, and Dogranio Yaboon came
Nico: Koragg, Whirlwind, Molten Man, King Shark, Whiger, Hank Scorpio, Johnny 13, Captain Boomerang, Trumbipular, Rojo Darcy, Warp, Evil Luxord, Utomodachi, Goldar, Evil Heat Man, Boil Man, Yost Domino, Sindbad, and Dogranio Yaboon.
Koragg: I honestly think Latias and Latios Gene Slammers will also appear tomorrow.
Molten Man: Together or seperate?
Whirlwind: My guess is that the Regis will be together. Same with the Latis.
Me: That will be awesome.
King Shark: (to Nico) We heard you went to a blood sausage planet.
Nico: We sure did.
Whiger: How much did you eat?
Me: A lot of good sausages.
Terramole then came.
Me: Back for another round Terramole?
Terramole: Yep. This will be good.
Me: Yep.
Terramole: It's been 3 days since the Hitotsuki incident. Nico was right. It probably was just a one time thing.
Me: We'll find out if it is or not.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: No promises there though.
We got the battles underway.
Sarah Gunnerson, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Merrick, R.J., Misao, Concrete Man and Impact Man VS Koragg - Nico's rescue on a Blood Sausage Planet
Koragg was first.
Koragg: (to Sarah) Nico's rescue was on a Blood Sausage planet. Did he get to eat any?
Sarah Gunnerson: He sure did and man was it a really tasty world.
Applejack: Boy the planet was a really perfect place for the Goths of Darkness and they said that Blood Sausages are their favorite foods.
Apple Bloom: They sure are and man were those sausages tasty too.
Flashwing: I agree there. They were good.
Merrick: Boy they sure were.
R.J.: I agree there myself.
Misao: Me too.
Koragg: Same here. Lers do it!
WOLF EARTH MAGISWORD!
Sarah used her ridewatch and they fired waves of earth, rock, boulders, mud, lava, crystal and apples and smashed him down.
Kaz, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Volcana, Lava Golem, Fire Man and Elec Man VS Molten Man - Battling Another Blair Monster and Another General Schwarz
Molten Man was next.
Molten Man: (to Kaz) Nico, Ink Rose's team, Schwarz's team, and the oterhs did good Battling Another Blair Monster. And Another General Schwarz as well.
Kaz: They sure did and we were not expecting the Another Blair Monster to be the granddaughter of Blair himself. This was a horrifying sight!
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah it sure was! We were scared out of our wits seeing it.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) We sure were!
Sunburn: And on a blood sausage planet which is very fitting.
Volcana: Yeah no kidding there.
Lava Golem agreed too.
Molten Man: That is crazy! Lets do it!
VOLCANIC FIRE MAGISWORD!
Kaz used his ridewatch and they fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Tom Major, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Dragon Flyz, Air Man and Dust Man VS Whirlwind - Lincoln's rescue
Whirlwind was next.
Whirlwind: (to Tom) I heard Lincoln kicked Flip's ass in his rescue. I'm glad that it took place somewhere different this time.
Tom Major: Thank goodness. It was closer to home in the middle of the city.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah no kidding. But we gave that three buttcheeked fartmouth a taste of his own medicine.
Scootaloo: It was so awesome and cool!
Skylanders Whirlwind: It was really fun and cool.
Z'Neth: That guy had it coming.
Apex: He sure did.
Whirlwind: Yeah what a jerk. Lets do it!
WIND DRAGON FORCE MAGISWORD!
Tom used his ridewatch and they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.
Peyton, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Maria, Varie, Oceanus Shenron, Splash Woman and Dive Man VS King Shark - Meeting the Avatar of Cusillu
King Shark was next.
King Shark: (to Peyton) I heard you guys met the Avatar of Cusillu. What's her name?
Peyton: Her name is Alessa Garcia and she is a really amazing and skilled girl.
Rarity: Oh she certainly did and her skills are amazing.
Sweetie Belle: You should have seen what she did to Luan.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Alessa, Kinzokumon, what's the stories you have on why you hate Luan and The Wet Bandits with a burning passion?
Kinzokumon: Uh oh, I was hoping you'd ask that. One day, Lincoln and I were doing a huge project for Mrs. Loud: she wanted us to make her a beautiful jewel box to put more of her jewelry inside it because she feared robbers were going to steal it. We completed it, but then, we heard the sound of rustling in the bushes: and we saw two figures come out, and to our disgust, it was Marv and Harry, The Wet Bandits, again. I was getting so tired of those two boobs always trying to score big with yet another home robbery scheme, but Lincoln was ready: he booby-trapped the outside and inside of The Loud House, and when they stepped foot on The Loud House's property, all comedic Hell was let loose on them as those two boobs got hit with paintball cannons outside, buckets of tar falling on their heads, getting hit with pillars, along with getting their feet cut with crystal clusters on the floor, and finally, Lincoln setting tarantulas loose on Marv's face and he screamed like a girl again, and he and Harry ran out of The Loud House only to get caught by the police and taken away.
Nico: Sheesh, even after all the times those two boobs got beaten down like that, they still refuse to call it quits?! Well, I got to hand it to them, they got guts.
Luna: But, in the end, we put an end to their shenanigans, and now, they're our punching bags for our humiliations at Dad's restaurant, along with the other jerks, and it's so awesome to make that moron, Marv, scream like a little girl.
Alessa Garcia: It's always hilarious seeing that boob scream like a little girl. Okay, now for my story, I make it no surprise I've hated Luan with a blazing passion, because of all the hell she put Lincoln through with her insane pranks especially when April Fools Day comes. One day, I was heading to The Loud House to pick up Lincoln so we can have an awesome fun day. But, then, I got a message from Lincoln on his phone, and he told me to not come to The Loud House, it's April Fools' Day, the day all the Louds dreaded. Every year when that day arrives, Luan turns into a demented psycho and nails her own family with her deranged pranks, but I wasn't going to tolerate that demented monster any longer. I snuck into the back, and made sure not to trip any of her pranks as I made my way to Lincoln's room. I got him out of there, and then, I proceeded to do some counter-pranks of my own. I used a sound effects app on my phone and it made the sound of all of Luan's traps going off, and that demented psycho clown ran out to see who got caught, only to trigger her own traps, and she got nailed pretty hard by them. Everyone ran back to The Loud House, and they saw that Luan got hit hard by her own pranks all thanks to me using my sound effects app on my phone to draw her out.
Nicholette Torrington: I heard the whole thing when I was running to get Lincoln out as soon as I had heard that today's April Fools' Day, but when I found out about the mayhem Alessa caused when she used her Sound Effects app on her phone to lure Luan out, and she set off her own pranks and got hit hard with them, I was already on the floor and laughing like crazy.
Lincoln: Alessa really saved all of us with her counter-prank, and in the end, Luan got grounded for sixteen weeks and she had to clean the whole house and take down all of her pranks that she had booby-trapped around the whole house.
Me: Alessa out-pranked Luan who's known as The Prank Queen of Royal Woods, and because of that, Luan hated her for ruining her April Fools' Day fun, and she swore to get her revenge on her.
Luna: But, Lincoln swore if he ever saw Alessa harmed by one of Luan's pranks, he was going to make her pay.
Nico: Oh man, and I know he was serious about that, if any of his Guardian Angels got hurt, he would make those responsible for it pay.
FLASHBACK ENDS
King Shark: WHOA! She really outfoxed Luan by using a sound app!? That is genius!
Gill Grunt: Boy it sure was awesome.
Maria: We were really impressed by that.
Varie: We sure were and it was great.
Oceanus Shenron: Yeah that was so cool.
King Shark: That sure is cool. Lets do it!
WATER TSUNAMI MAGISWORD!
Peyton used his ridewatch and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.
Dante Vale, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, George of The Jungle, Nebula and Yondu VS Whiger - Lewa's 2nd Mission
Whiger was next.
Whiger: (to Dante) Today was Lewa's 2nd Mission. It really was one to remember!
Dante Vale: You're not kidding there. They battled Another Ultimate Humongousaur who was really J.D.'s long lost twin sister Sakura Knudson. She looks like a Carbon Copy of Sakura Haruno.
Whiger: Boy she sure does! Wow! She is a perfect body double of Sakura!
Fluttershy: She sure does. She has the same hair and eyes and is beautiful in her clothes too.
Tornado Bolt: She sure does and we were amazed that she was trained by Swartz. I wonder how many years of experience she learned from him.
Whiger: Good question. I heard they also faced a Dark Version of Swartz.
Tornado: They sure did and it was a robot made by Swartz made by the technology he salvaged from the HARDAC Robot Factory.
Whiger: That is amazing! So Swartz made robots of dark sides of us and the Wonder Ride Books they have gave them their powers.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) We were amazed by it.
Stealth Elf: We were amazed ourselves! Lisa is going to reprogram the robot Sakura to be a chef.
Whiger: Wow that is amazing! And smart thinking there.
George: George think it's amazing.
Whiger: It sure is! Lets do it!
JUNGLE TIGER MAGISWORD!
Dante used his ridewatch and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed him down.
Sophie Casterwill, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Bart Simpson, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Crash Man and Quick Man VS Hank Scorpio - Rainbow Dash Farting Rainbows
Hank Scorpio was next.
Hank Scorpio: (to Sophie) Rainbow Dash Farted Rainbows earlier. I hope it wasn't painful for her.
Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) It was but the mascots bounced on her and got the gas out of her.
Starlight Glimmer: She was REALLY farting up a storm and she was laughing as the mascots bounced on her.
Cozy Glow: Rainbow Dash ate a big bad burrito and in the end she released a massively explosive loud fart!
Hex: Yeah no kidding!
Hank Scorpio: That explains what that loud fart was that we heard a while back!
Bart Simpson: Boy it was awesome! It was louder than dad's farts!
Homer: (Offscreen) WHY YOU LITTLE!?
Lily was holding Homer back.
Lisa Simpson: But that was a funny fart for Rainbow Dash.
Milhouse: Boy that was crazy though.
Ralph: My sash says Ultraman.
(RALPH YOU ARE SO SILLY)
Hank Scorpio: That is funny. Lets do it!
PHOENIX SCORPION MAGISWORD!
She activated her ridewatch and fired waves of fire, skulls, magic, stars, lightning, blood and bones and smashed him down.
Ghost Rider, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Sakura Avalon, Li Syaoron, Meilin, Brawlrus and Mab Lobs VS Johnny 13 - Jun went through hell
Johnny 13 was next.
Johnny 13: (to Ghost Rider) Jun went through hell. (Growls) I hope you use the Penance Stare on Satoru!
Ghost Rider: I don't think I've ever tried my Penance Stare on a Devil Beast Before. But that would be cool.
Pinkie Pie: It sure would be. Satoru is a massive party pooper!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) That is for sure. Jun went through a nightmare.
Featherweight: That is a total understatement.
Sprocket: Yeah no kidding there.
Sakura Avalon: I feel really bad for Jun.
Li Syaoron: Me too. She went through a nightmare.
Meilin: I agree there.
Johnny 13: Me too. Poor Jun went through a nightmare. Lets do it!
GHOST HELL MAGISWORD!
Ghost Rider used his ridewatch and they fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and fire and smashed him down.
Julie Yamamoto, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Cynder, Hunter, Bianca, Sgt. Byrd, Smoke Scream and Bruiser Cruiser VS Captain Boomerang - The monsters Jun faced were wicked scary
Captain Boomerange was next.
Captain Boomerang: (to Julie) (Australian Accent) The monsters Jun faced were wicked scary. They're called Devilbeasts, right?
Julie Yamamoto: Yeah they were made from humans somehow.
Twilight Sparkle: We think it might be because of Satoru. There has to be some kind of supernatural purpose.
Starshine Sparkle: Brittney did say that she was going to consult the spirits of the Netherworld to find out more.
Spyro: I agree there. There has to be a logical explanation.
Cynder: I agree there.
Hunter (Spyro): Yeah this doesn't happen without a cause.
Bianca (Spyro): That is true. It's horrible that all this happened to her.
SGT. Byrd: Yeah o kidding there chaps.
Captain Boomerang: I hope Brittney finds the answer. Lets do it!
AUSTRALIAN BOOMERANG MAGISWORD!
Julie used her ridewatch and they fired waves of energy and magic and smashed him down.
She-Hulk, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Lazlo, Raj, Clam, Tae Kwon Crow and Chomp Chest VS Trumbipular - Her life was turned upside-down in an instant when she turned into Devil Lady
Trumbipular was next.
Trumbipular: (to She Hulk) Jun's life was turned upside-down in an instant when she turned into Devil Lady. It's not like when you first Hulked out.
She-Hulk: No she went through a total nightmare where I went through just the opposite.
Princess Luna: This was a total travesty for Jun and we're going to do everything we can to help her out.
Moondust: Yeah she needs all the support she can after having to endure such a horrible ordeal.
Snowdrop: What Satoru did to her was absolutely unforgivable.
Gari: Yeah she was a normal girl and he made her life a total living nightmare!
Blackout: You're not kidding there.
Lazlo: She did nothing to deserve this.
Raj: (India Accent) Yeah what she went through was something that Vishnu would not like.
Clam: Bad life.
Trumbipular: I agree there too. Poor girl. Lets do it!
ELEPHANT PEANUTS MAGISWORD!
She used her ridewatch and they fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed him down.
Tracer, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Mei, D-Va, Zarya, Red Hood and Winter Soldier VS Rojo - Jun needs to rebuild her life after everything that happened.
Rojo was next.
Rojo: (to Tracer) Jun needs to rebuild her life after everything that happened. Good thing you're gonna be one of the people who get to shine today, huh?
Tracer: (British Accent) That is for sure luv. It's going to be really good helping everyone in this one.
Princess Celestia: I just can't believe that Jun went through so much pain.
King Solar: Yeah no kidding there. That was horrible.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah no kidding.
Amber Morning: She did nothing to deserve this kind of pain.
Spotlight: No kidding there. Jun was a normal girl that just wanted to be normal.
Mei: (Chinese Accent) And in the end Satoru turned her life into a nightmare.
D-Va: Satoru is a true evil.
Zarya (Overwatch): (Russian Accent) I agree there myself comrades.
Rojo: I agree there. LEts do it!
OVERWATCH POWER MAGISWORD!
Tracer used her ridewatch and they fired waves of light and energy and smashed her down.
X-Squad Cyclonus VS Darcy
Darcy was next.
Darcy: This will be good.
X-Squad Cyclonus: It sure will be.
She fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.
Gullwings VS Warp
Warp was next.
Warp: This is gonna be most fun.
Yuna: It sure will be.
Rikku: Yeah it will!
They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Jared VS Evil Luxord
Evil Luxord was next.
Evil Luxord: I heard you guys faced really bizarre and weird villains yesterday.
Jared: Yeah we sure did and they were some of the grossest and funniest villains. They called themselves the Legion Of Laughs.
Evil Luxord: That is a bizarre group.
Jared: You are not kidding there. There was a villain that fires rotten eggs and uses really corny jokes, villains that use vomit, sewage and farts and more.
Evil Luxord: That is disgusting.
Jared: UCH! Tell me about it. These were just stupid criminals that were looking for a laugh. Not Joker level laugh but still a crazy laugh nonetheless.
Evil Luxord: That is crazy.
Jared fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Crimson Fox VS Utomodachi
Utomodachi was next.
Utomodachi: This will be fun.
Crimson Fox: (French Accent) It sure will.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Konan VS Goldar
Goldar was next.
Goldar: So the Donbrothers are coming soon.
Konan: They sure are and we are facing some of their monsters now. It's perfect to help Lyra get prepared for her upcoming missions.
Goldar: Awesome way to get ready for it.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Jinora VS Evil Heat Man
Evil Heat Man was next.
Evil Heat Man: Boy Jun had it really rough didn't she?
Jinora: She sure did and it's just as terrible as what Aang went through when he lost most of our people.
Evil Heat Man: That is bad.
She fired waves of wind and smashed him down.
Chester Cheetah VS Boil Man
Boil Man was next.
Boil Man: This will be fun.
Chester Cheetah: And Dangerously Cheesy!
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Meg VS Yost Domino
Yost Domino was next.
Yost Domino: I feel really bad for Jun.
Meg: Boy me too. Poor girl went through a nightmare.
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Sea VS Sindbad
Sindbad was next.
Sindbad: Jun went through a really rough time.
Sea: She sure did.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Tree Rex VS Dogranio Yaboon
Dogranio Yaboon was next.
Dogranio Yaboon: Jun did nothing to deserve this.
Tree Rex: No she sure didn't.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Jun VS Lokar
Lokar was next.
Lokar roared.
Jun: Bring it on.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Wataru VS Beelzebot
Beelzebot was next.
Beelzebot: Whose side are you on!?
Wataru: The side that kicks your twisted fucking metal ass!
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Animated Optimus VS Baby Bowser
Baby Bowser was next.
Baby Bowser roared.
Animated Optimus: Oh boy.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Live Action Optimus VS Raul the Giant
Raul the Giant was next.
Raul the Giant: Peee Pie Pooke Rhyme! I smells Optimus Prime.
Live Action Optimus: Don't you mean Fi Fy Foe Fum?
Raul the Giant: Yeah but it don't rhymes with Optimus Prime.
Live Action Optimus: Oh.
He fired waves of energy at Raul and smashed him down.
Scott Truman VS Multiple Man
Multiple Man was next.
Multiple Man: Boy I feel really bad for Jun.
Scott Truman: Same here. It was horrible.
Multiple Man: Yeah.
Scott fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Ninja Storm Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Camie, Leina Vance, Cassidy, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Terramole.
Terramole was next.
Terramole: I did not expect Swartz to turn your own twin sister into Another Ultimate Humongousaur, J.D.
Me: I know. I was shocked myself.
Varie: We all were and she looks like a carbon copy of Sakura Haruno.
Camie: She sure is.
Leina Vance: No kidding there and her neon pink hair is awesome.
Cassidy: It sure is.
Terramole: But I'm glad she is back with you now J.D.
Me: Me too. We got ten years of adventures to catch up on.
Terramole: I can tell. Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons for us called the Destroyers of Satoru, they're a collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the Anti-Satoru symbol etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged colored blades, large colored phoenix heads for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handles, four large colored phoenix heads and large colored gems on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommels, and there's also blasters and spellbooks included with the greatswords. Once in hand, we'll get a massive power and energy increase, and wait until one of these greatswords hits that monster.
I teleported back with them.
Ninja Storm Rangers: NINJA/THUNDER/SAMURAI STORM! RANGER FORM! HA!
They transformed into their ranger forms and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STORM!
They turned into the Ninja Storm Rangers too!
Me: Lets get him!
Rangers: THUNDERSTORM CANNON!
They formed the cannon.
Me: FIRE!
We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Me: Yeah! Terramole you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a super mega win.
We regrouped.
Jun: That was so awesome.
Me: Yep.
Red Hood: Now, time to pay Satoru a little... visit.
Eli: His hideout is right on top of Mount Fuji.
Me: Whoa. So we're going all the way over there.
Jun: Can I ask a question first?
Evil-Lyn: Sure. What is it?
Jun: Is Poromon a happy drunk or an angry drunk?
Mouth of Sauron: We're glad you asked that question.
Nico: It's a little bit of both actually. Still funny though.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: All right lets head out. Get ready Satoru, (EYES GLOW RED) You're going to pay for everything you did.
Me: You will pay for everything you did to Jun and her friends.
We were off.
Get Ready Satoru, We're coming for you!
We arrived at the top of Mount Fuji. We saw a shack on it.
Me: That must be his hideout.
Qin: Really scary being on top of a famous volcano like Mount Fuji.
Me: It sure is. But the view of Tokyo is beautiful.
Nico: Yep.
We saw CHAMELEON BEAST!
Chameleon Beast: Hello, Devillady.
Jun: Chameleon Beast! Out of our way! We don't have time to deal with you.
Chameleon Beast: That's too bad. Because if you want to get to Satoru, (camouflage himself) you'll have to deal with me first!
?: First Squad, Deploy!
Then out came Lin Chung and everyone!
Me: Lin Chung!
Irena Malloy: Hey guys!
Lin Chung: We'll face this bozo. You guys end Satoru.
Me: Right. We owe you one.
Irena Malloy: I'll help you guys too.
She went and did so.
Metal Sonic came.
Nico: Thanks for coming, Metal Sonic.
Metal Sonic: Anytime Nico. His will be fun.
Qin: It sure will.
We hid and Metal Sonic went up to Satoru's cabin.
Satoru saw him.
Metal Sonic: Satoru right?
Satoru: You are a machine. Why side with those foolish humans?
Metal Sonic: If there's anything I've learned since 2021, it's that humans and Robots can co exist peacefully.
Satoru: Then you will die for siding with humans.
But then the area turned into HONEYHIVE GALAXY!
Then the spirits of demons came and swirled around him and then they converged and then the dragons of the 9 Circles of Hell came out of a vortex and satanic music was heard and they roared and swirled around him and then they converged and out came us.
Me: Satoru!
Satoru: YOU!
Me: Yes me! And all of us this time! You will pay for everything you did!
Nicole: That's right!
Vinyl Scratch: You will suffer a thousand deaths for your crimes!
Satoru: Hello, Jun. Did you get my messages?
Nico: Yeah. She did. And they were bad ones!
Satoru: Oh, please. Like I made her do anything. All I did was make her kill a few Devil Beasts.
Nico: Devil Beasts are humans as well!
Me: They are people too and that makes you a murderer!
Satoru: Oh, like you guys are ones to talk. How many people have you all killed?
Nico: If we've killed anyone, it's because they hurt innocent people!
Me: And they deserved to die for their crimes! Just like you will! You are gonna pay for everything you did!
William: Jun, you're pretty quiet. Do you want to get his death over with or-
Jun: You know, I had a pretty good life. I was a successful supermodel and was pretty quiet.
Maria: Jun, he doesn't need to know that. We're going to-
Jun: (ignores us) Then, one day, I ended up turning into a Devilbeast! Now, don't get me wrong. I like the power it gives me. But I ended up killing so many people turned Devilbeasts!
May: Jun, you're starting to scare us.
Jun: (still ignores us) I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS! MY LIFE IS HELL NOW! AND IT'S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT!
Me: EVERYTHING YOU DID Satoru is all your fucking fault! And now we're going to unleash the Divine Wrath of God upon you!
Satoru: Grinders!
An army of Grinders appeared.
Me: Grinders! Now we're talking!
I fired waves of energy and blasted them all over and I used my blaster and blasted them into scrap metal!
I teleported and punched Satoru in the face and kicked him in the stomach with devastating force!
Satoru punched at me and I dodged his punches and I punched him in his face and smashed some of his teeth out!
Me: That was for Jun you fuckwad piece of fucking Shit!
I kicked him in the face and stomach and he belched out a huge amount of blood!
The Grinders jumped Jun and friends and Jun and her friends lay defeated at the hands of the Grinders.
Satoru: You know, I've enjoyed making you do my dirty work. But now, it's time for your life to be snuffed out.
Ed: AWAY WITH YOU, FOUL DEMON! (gets out stake)
I punched a Satoru in his face!
Lodestar: (magnetizes Grinders) Ed, you know he's not a vampire, right?
Eddy: Well, we have to do something!
Vinyl got an idea.
Vinyl: (to the audience) Everyone in the audience! Lend Jun and her friends your strength! They get stronger with your support! When we give the signal, share your energy with Jun and her friends! Okay? Ready... go!
Everyone in the audience began sharing their energy with Jun and her friends. And soon, iJun found the strength to get up.
Jun: I'm been given a chance to improve my life. I'm not going to just throw it away!
Jun then grabbed a Grinder and threw it to the ground.
Satoru: WHAT!?
POW!
I punched him in his face!
Jun Fudo: Thanks for the help, everyone.
Lan Asuka: It feels weird fighting on the side of good like this.
Akira Fudo: Well, you ARE fighting on two teams.
Ryo Utsugi: But we're not complaning.
Aoi Kurosaki: I'm just happy I get a second chance at life.
Kazumi Takiura: I'm happy for you. Now, to end this once for all!
Sakura Knudson: I agree there! KAAAAA MEEEEE HAAAAA MEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
She fired a Pink Kamehameha Wave and it hit Satoru and exploded!
MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF FIRE!
She blasted a huge hole into his chest and exposed his black heart!
Vinyl: Let me transform with you guys.
Scott Truman: You got it, Vinyl.
RPM Rangers: RPM, Get in Gear!
Wataru: Kivat!
Kivat: Alright! Kivatte Go!
With that cry, a red belt with three slots for whistle looking devices on either side materializes on Wataru's waist while he catches Kivat in his right hand with mouth open.
Kivat: Gabu!
Wataru then lets Kivat bite his left hand, and as a strange and unnerving whistling sound starts to play, Wataru starts to gain a strange stained glass pattern to him.
Wataru: Henshin!
With that, Wataru places Kivat upside down on the center of the belt, causing a sound wave to emerge that morphs Wataru into his Rider form, a generally black suit save a red muscle-looking chestpiece flanked by silver armor, almost like the collar of a cloak, and some silver armor on his leg, that is mysteriously chained, as are his shoulder pads for some reason, and a head with large yellow eyes, red accent pieces, and a silver fang-looking mouthpiece over top of it, only the face is grayed out slightly.
Keisuke: (Putting on a belt with a red orb and gold and black accouterments on it before pulling out a golden knuckle like device) My turn.
With that, Keisuke presses the indicators on the end of the knuckle device, activating it.
Ixa Knuckle: Ready.
Keisuke: (As some sort of danger signal sounds) Henshin.
With that cry, Keisuke inserts the knuckle into the left side of his belt.
Ixa Knuckle: Fist, On!
Now a golden half cross symbol appears over the red orb before spinning off of it to form a golden projection of Keisuke's suit before forming on him, revealing the overall white knight-designed armor with a black undersuit gold and blue accents, particularly a golden half cross on the face which splits open revealing large red eyes, and materializing a gun with a comically large magazine in his hand.
Scott: "RPM Red!"
Flynn: "RPM Blue!"
Summer: "RPM Yellow!"
Ziggy: "RPM Green!"
Dillan: "RPM Black!"
Gem: "RPM Gold!"
Gemma: "RPM Silver!"
All: "Power Rangers RPM!"
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Troy: Your reign of terror ends here!
Tsukasa: Big time!
Kamen Ride: Ghost!
Kamen Ride: Specter!
Kamen Ride: Necrom!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! GHOST FORCE!
They turned into the Ghost Riders!
Maria: And this too! (TURNS DIAL) INFERNO WAVE 6!
She summoned Heat Wave, Evil Flame Man, David Kessler the Wolf, Cave of Wonders Tiger God Head, Astral Drop WITCH Team and Flect Turn along with Pyro, P'Andor, Firebrand, Evil Fire Man, Evil Flame Man, Flame Mammoth and Blaze Heatnix!
Nico: Nice!
Vinyl Scratch: Alright, that tears it, I have absolutely had it up to hear with you, Satoru, you better be ready to suffer for everything you've ever done.
Suddenly, Vinyl Scratch's dark purple eyes hidden in the pink sunglasses turned neon dark purple, and she was surrounded by a blue and pink energy aura with soundwaves, music, moonlight, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Vinyl Scratch's Musical Moonlight Alicorn Greatsword of Music Soundwave Grace and Soundwave Music Love, and as she approached Satoru, she left blue and pink energy, soundwaves, music, moonlight, magic, and Alicorns with every step.
Vinyl Scratch: Satoru, I will never forgive you for the pain and suffering you've caused, you're nothing more than an evil heartless monster who enjoys causing chaos and destruction to all of mankind, that kind of behavior is inexcusable, and for what you did in ruining Jun's life, that is an unforgivable act of pure unendurable evil, and now, I will administer unto you the punishment you rightfully deserve: death, and you will pay for everything that you've done.
Suddenly, Vinyl Scratch was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue and pink energy with magic, moonlight, music, and soundwaves surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a white phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Vinyl Scratch emerged, but she was changed forever.
Vinyl Scratch grew from 6'11" to 7'1" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has pink highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length blue hair with electric blue streaks, she has neon dark purple eyes and a blue and pink energy aura with soundwaves, music, moonlight, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with a music note above its horn emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with pink gems for the eyes and the Grace and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has an Alicorn with pink gems for eyes and the Friendship and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, she has on a white short-sleeved blouse and white skirt with her cutie mark on the skirt, blue short-sleeved shirt, cutie mark on her right shoulder, purple pants with pink lightning bolts, blue and white sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with magic, Alicorns, music, and soundwaves on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn with soundwaves surrounding it and a full moon above the horn. Suddenly, Vinyl Scratch felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive white angel wings with blue pink tips on the large white feathers grew much bigger for her new body, her blue tail also grew much longer for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Vinyl Scratch's massive Vinyl Scratch's Musical Moonlight Alicorn Greatsword of Music Soundwave Grace and Soundwave Music Love and all the other greatswords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue and pink energy, soundwaves, magic, Alicorns, and moonlight, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Vinyl Scratch's Musical Moonlight Alicorn Greatsword of Music Soundwave Grace and Soundwave Music Love, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with a 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade and Vinyl Scratch's cutie mark etched on it, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large pink gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large gold Alicorn heads with pink gems for eyes and a large blue gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and pink gems for the eyes and a blue pink gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Vinyl Scratch Also Known As Disk Jockey Pon3, Alicorn Princess of Grace, Disk Jockey Of Awesome Music, Awesome Party Goer, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Friend of Many, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of The Powers of Trust, Music, and Moonlight"
ディスク ジョッキー Pon3、アリコーン プリンセス オブ グレース、ディスク ジョッキー オブ オーサム ミュージック、オーサム パーティー ゴーアー、愛するリンカーン ラウドの将来の妻、フレンド オブ メイズ、スレイヤー オブ イービル、混乱、殺人、無慈悲、サディスティック バスターズ、アメージング驚くべき強力な教師の強力な学生、ドゥームズデイ 23 の破壊者、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、フレンドシップ テーブルの騎士団のメンバー、信頼、音楽、月光の力のマスター
Vinyl Scratch has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN-HARMONY XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY MUSICAL SOUNDWAVE MOONLIGHT ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE MUSICAL SOUNDWAVE GRACE AND DIVINE MUSIC SOUND LOVE!
We were amazed by Vinyl Scratch's Super Angel-Alicorn-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Satoru saw it, the monster fell into a rage and he fired a black energy blast at her to kill her, but Vinyl Scratch fired a powerful blue and pink energy blast with soundwaves, magic, moonlight, music, and Alicorns at Satoru, and it exploded with incredible power as it hit him and sent him flying into a wall, and this absolutely pissed that monster off now.
Jun: Wow, so that's Vinyl Scratch's...?!
Vinyl Scratch: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Musical Soundwave Moonlight Alicorn and Divine Soundwave Music Trust and Moonlight Love) This is only my Phase 1 transformation to get rid of that monster, Satoru.
Lincoln: She's right, her Phase 2 transformation's coming up, and it's against another member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, and they're even worse monsters than Satoru.
I went SUPER ANGEL UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ELEMENTAL WOLF MOON PHOENIX!
Me: (Divine Godly Voice) Satoru you have caused so much pain and suffering and you hurt so many innocent people and so many lives all for your own sick pleasure! And mostly to make Jun's life a living nightmare! Your crimes cannot go unpunished! In the name of Team Loud Phoenix Storm...
Dark Spicer: Here's your warning...
Eli: IT'S BUTTKICKING TIME!
Maxxor: In the name of the Tribal Alliance...
Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
Bloom: MAGIC...
Will Vandom: GUARDIANS...
Ben: IT'S HERO TIME!
The Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
Arkayna: Mysticons...
Tai Kamiya: Digimon and Digidestined...
Numbuh 1: KIDS NEXT DOOR...
Robin: Titans...
Sailor Moon: In the name of the Moon…
Twilight Sparkle: Knights of the Friendship Table...
Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS...
Starscream: DECEPTICONS...
Optimus Primal: MAXIMALS...
Scorponok: PREDACONS...
Captain America: Avengers!
Major Glory: JUSTICE FRIENDS...
Goku: Z-FIGHTERS!
Superman: JUSTICE LEAGUE...
Tyler Bowman: SUPERDUDES...
Me: YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO DEATH!
Dark Spicer: YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS IS ABOUT TO BE KICKED!
Maxxor: WE'RE TAKING YOU DOWN BY FORCE!
Winx Club: WINX!
Will Vandom: UNITE!
Arkayna: ENERGIZE!
Tai: TIME TO FIGHT!
Numbuh 1: BATTLESTATIONS!
Robin: GO!
Sailor Moon: WE WILL PUNISH YOU!
Knights of the Friendship Table: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
Optimus Prime: TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!
Starscream: TRANSFORM AND RISE UP!
Optimus Primal: MAXIMIZE!
Scorponok: TERRORIZE!
Captain America: ASSEMBLE!
Major Glory: ASSEMBLE!
Goku: ATTACK!
Superman: LETS FLY!
Tyler Bowman: IT'S TIME TO KICK SOME BUTT!
Nico: ATTACK!
We went at them and smashed them all over the place!
(FORSAKEN BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)
I punched and kicked Satoru in his face and smashed him in his stomach and kicked him in his stomach many times and kicked him in his face.
POW! BLAM!
I punched and kicked him all over!
The Grinders were blasted all over the place and then we went at Satoru and punched and blasted him all over!
Wataru: (gets out Robot Devil's Fuestle) Let's go, Kivat!
He activated it and fired waves of energy and blasted him.
Asuka Lan: (gets out Alighiero's Fuestle) I wonder what this does.
Asuka activated it and fired spinning energy crosses and bashed him and slashed him all over!
Summer Landsdown: (gets out Warrada's Fuestle) Time for Magi Power!
She activated it and fired waves of energy and blasted him.
D Va: (gets out Reptile's Fustle) Time for the reptiles to shine!
She fired waves of energy and blasted him.
Satoru was really enraged!
Satoru: I'm not afraid of a robot with a potbelly!
Animated Ratchet: (gets out Bowslinger Doomlander's Fuestle) Why does everyone keep thinking that?!
He activated it and fired arrows and blasted him all over.
Aligned Jazz: (Gets out Lashina's Fuestle) Time to clip Satoru's other wing!
He activated it and fired waves of blade energy and slashed his OTHER WING OFF!
I punched him down and Vinyl kicked him in his face.
Scott Truman: Shark Attack Mode!
Wataru: (Pulls out red and gold whistle) Time for Emperor form! (Places the whistle in Kivat's mouth)
Kivat: Tatsulot, awaken!
As Kivat blows a tune on the whistle, or rather Fuestle, a small golden wyvern flies onto the scene, breaking the chains on Wataru's shoulders.
Keisuke: (Knowing what's about to happen) Satoru's in for it now!
Tatsulot: Time for action! Tension Fortissimo!
With the chains on Wataru's shoulder armor shattered, they open up, letting a stream of energy bats fly out, just as Tatsulot, the golden wyvern, attaches to Kiva's raised right arm.
Tatsulot: Henshin!
At that cry, the energy bats start attacking Arc as they fly back around to Wataru, breaking the chains on his left leg, revealing a strange demonic looking wing structure, which is right away turned into golden armor, with the rough pattern of it becoming Wataru's chest armor as golden armor adorns the rest of his body, even giving his helmet a golden crown aesthetic to it as his eyes turn red. Then with a flick of the arm, a flame spreads down Kiva's back, turning into a cape and completing his transformation.
We blasted and smashed and pulverized him all over! Jun ripped him all over the place!
Accato, Maxxor, Ninren, Chaor, Dhilas, Clodor, and Staluk blasted and smashed him all over the place!
Valeria Cenozoica, Charlotte Birmingham, Cybertron Crumplezone and Brawn used the Earth and Velocitron Cyber Planet keys and they enhanced Valeria and Charlotte's powers and Brawn's Strength 100-fold and turned Crumpleone's boosters into shoulder cannons.
Valeria and Cybertron Crumplezone: BLAZEWING CRUMPLE BURN!
Charlotte and Brawn: BLAZEWING FIRESTORM SHOWER!
Magic of The Autobots and Evil-Lyn: AUTOBOT LASER SHOWER!
Dreams of the Jedi and Dr. Destiny: DREAMS OF THE JEDI BLAST!
Eternia Plant Fruits and Evilseed: ETERNIA PLANT FRUIT STORM!
Lightning of The Fight and Aqueduct: LIGHTNING OF THE FIRE THUNDERSTRIKE!
Immortal Spy Force and Lady Shiva: IMMORTAL SPY BLAST!
Vampires of Spies and Selene: VAMPIRES OF SPIES BLAST!
Genius Wolf Force and Griffin: GENIUS WOLF SHOT!
Wolves of Biomechanical Dragons and Biowulf: WOLVES OF BIOMECHANICAL DRAGONS BLAST!
Ice Dragon Force and Ice Demon: ICE DRAGON FORCE BLAST!
Lightning of Ghosts and 10,000 Volt Ghost: LIGHTNING GHOST SHOCKER!
Mordor Fury and Mouth of Sauron: MORDOR FURY OF SAURON BLAST!
Mushroom Foulmouths and Evil Mushroom Man: MUSHROOM FOULMOUTH BLAST!
Pisces Fury Stars and Psces Zodiarts: PISCES FURY STAR SHOWER!
Video Game Darkness and Kuroto Dan: VIDEO GAME DARKNESS BLAST!
Owls of Night and Owl (One Night At Humpty's): OWLS OF THE NIGHT FLASH!
Crimson Flame Amazons and Priestess of Crimson Flame: CRIMSON FLAME AMAZON BLAST!
Animals of The Stars and Leaves and Animal Path: ANIMALS OF THE STARS AND LEAVES BLAST!
Interdimensional Birdbrains and Ludo: INTERDIMENSIONAL BIRDBRAIN SHOT!
Cold Fury and Coldsnap: COLD FURY BLAST!
Judge of Light and Judge: JUDGE OF LIGHT BLAST!
Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Nyx Midnight, Scarlet Genie, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!
Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Sunray, Sunshine, Fire-Lion Breaker, Wild Apple-Joe, Dagger Blade, Royal Solflare, Boomer Bang, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: INFERNO OF FORGIVENESS BLAST!
Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING STRIKE OF LOYALTY!
Applejack, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Magnolia May, Construct-Bot, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Shy Crystal, Trihorn, Apple Bloom, Api Apple, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY BLAST!
Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, King Epsilon, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Manta Stingray, Nova Lisa, Sweetie Belle, Pixel Bit, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Rose, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: JEWEL STORM OF GENEROSITY!
Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, EXA Theta, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Dr. Ciel Ratchet, Omega, D.E.C.K., Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: METAL GEAR STORM OF LAUGHTER!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Sphinx Moth, Primal Rage, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!
Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Skull Screamer, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Terror-Bite Vu~anpaiabaito, Phantom, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie Lulamoon, Moony Moondancer, Dove, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: SKULL STORM OF EMPATHY!
Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Sifu Xuan Oogway, Blazing Falcon, Amazone, Blossom Bloom, Robert "Rob" Leonar De Nimoy, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Alt. Chrysalis and Light Skylanders: LIGHT OF THE SUN BLAST!
Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Black Alpha, Selena Raven, Gilbert-Iago the Gargoyle, Marc "Jones" Leopard, Dark Rose, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven and Dark Skylanders: MOON OF THE NIGHT BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Dante Alighieri, Jun, Asuka, Goths of Darkness, Vinyl Scratch, Beatrice, me, Nico, Eli, Varie and Sakura Knudson: 9 CIRCLES OF HELL MEGA DRAGON STORM!
We fired waves of energy and they formed into the dragons of the 9 Circles of Hell!
Lincoln: DEMON ELEMENT STYLE: LUCIFER!
Entrapta: DEMON LIGHTNING STYLE: BEELZEBUB!
Perfuma: DEMON NATURE STYLE: SATAN!
Frosta: DEMON ICE STYLE: ABADON!
Jessica Shannon: DEMON STING STYLE: MAMMON!
Peni Parker: DEMON WEB STYLE: BELPHEGOR!
Chronoa: DEMON TIME STYLE: ASMODEUS!
Ulala: DEMON SPACE STYLE: LEVIATHAN!
Hilda: DEMON FIRE STYLE: SAMAEL!
Yuna: DEMON WATER STYLE: AZRAEL!
Makoto: DEMON WIND STYLE: AZAZEL!
Toph: DEMON EARTH STYLE: MAHAZAEL!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into the demons of Hell!
Lincoln and his harem: DEMON FINAL SMASH: SEVEN SIN BLAST!
They fired 7 giant hadoukens based on the seven sins.
RPM Rangers: RPM Enforcer!
Gem and Gemma: Skyshift Blazer!
Wataru: Darkness Moon Break!
By having Kivat blow the Wake Up Fuestle, the Catena chains binding the Hell's Gate on Wataru's right leg break open. Wataru then performs a powerful kick with an impact of 30,000 kg on Satoru.
Me: KAAAAAAA MEEEEEEE HAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a Blue Fire Kamehameha Wave.
Nico: NEGATIVE KARMA BALL!
Nico fired a red energy ball!
Eli: SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!
Eli fired a blast of energy.
Twilight Sparkle: ELEMENTAL RADIANCE MAGIC BURST!
She fired an Elemental Blast!
Tien: TRI BEAM!
He fired an energy blast!
Krillin and Yamcha: HAAAAAAAAAA!
They fired huge energy blasts!
Vegeta: FINAL SHINE ATTACK!
He fired a huge green energy blast!
Varie: FINAL FLASH!
Varie fired a massive blast of energy.
Lola: GALACK GUN!
Lola fired a huge purple energy blast!
The blasts all hit Satoru and it slammed into him and exploded with incredible unbelievable power!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND UNBELIEVABLE FIERY EXPLOSION OF INCREDIBLE POWER!
He was blasted down with the incredible force of a meteor and was burned to a crisp!
Me: It's over for you Satoru!
Satoru: I won't stop until I destroy you all!
Satoru then turned giant.
Me: Like we didn't see that coming!
RPM Rangers: High Octane Megazord!
Gem and Gemma: Mach Megazord!
They summoned their megazords!
Wataru: Count us in too!
Wataru and the Kiva team summoned their own megazord and it looked like a castle from Dracula! It morphed into a huge robot. It was called THE TRANSYLVANIAN DARKNESS MEGAZORD!
Me: COOL!
Qin: That is awesome!
Brittney: That megazord is perfect for the Goths of Darkness!
Xenia: It sure is!
RPM Rangers: Lets do it!
They fired a massive energy blast and the blast and the blasts all hit Satoru and he fell and exploded!
MASSIVE AND EXTREMELY POWERFUL EXPLOSION!
He was down.
Me: TAKE THAT!
We fired powerful blasts of holy light at Satoru, and they exploded as they hit him, and not only was his body incinerated for good, but he was finally sent to The Black Gates for good.
Lincoln: Good riddance, you scum-sucking asshole!
Vinyl Scratch: This is for ruining Jun's life, you son of a bitch!
Me: And for all the countless lives you killed!
Then everyone in Japan felt his mind control being destroyed and they were free!
Lincoln: That is it for him!
Vinyl Scratch: Good riddance to rotten rubbish!
Nico: You got that right, Vinyl Scratch and Lincoln. Awesome job, gang, we're finally rid of Satoru for good, but we're not done yet.
Holly Volvenstein: We sure aren't, there's still the matter of Qiienna to deal with, and that religious fanatic should be arriving...right now!
?: I will make every last one of you pay for what you did in destroying our Lord Ghidorah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Yuko: I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out now, Qiienna.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Qiienna of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.
Yuko: Qiienna, I should've known you'd show up here, and we already knew of the Order's arrival days ago, so we're prepared to destroy you all. We will never let you destroy the Earth ever!
Qiienna: You fools will pay dearly for this, Lord Ghidorah will rise again and the entire Earth will be destroyed!
Holly Volvenstein: The only one who deserves to be destroyed is you.
Suddenly, Vinyl Scratch's dark purple eyes hidden in the pink sunglasses turned neon dark purple, and she was surrounded by a blue and pink energy aura with soundwaves, music, moonlight, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Vinyl Scratch's Musical Moonlight Alicorn Greatsword of Music Soundwave Grace and Soundwave Music Love, and as she approached Qiienna, she left blue and pink energy, soundwaves, music, moonlight, magic, and Alicorns with every step.
Vinyl Scratch: Sheesh, you really are just as delusional as the rest of your fellow members of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, but there's absolutely no way we're going to let you leave here alive, Qiienna, you deserve a really horrible punishment for everything that you and the rest of the Order have done 20,000 years hence, and there's only one punishment that I can think of: and that's death.
Suddenly, Vinyl Scratch was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue and pink energy with magic, moonlight, music, and soundwaves surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a white phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Vinyl Scratch emerged, but she was changed forever.
(REQUIEM RAVE PLAYS)
Vinyl Scratch grew from 7'1" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has pink highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length blue hair with electric blue streaks, she has neon dark purple eyes and a blue and pink energy aura with soundwaves, music, moonlight, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with a music note above its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with pink iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with pink gems for the eyes and the Grace and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has an Alicorn with pink gems for eyes and the Friendship and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, she has on a white short-sleeved blouse and white skirt with her cutie mark on the skirt, blue short-sleeved shirt, cutie mark on her right shoulder, purple pants with pink lightning bolts, blue and white sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with magic, Alicorns, music, and soundwaves on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn with soundwaves surrounding it and a full moon above the horn. Suddenly, Vinyl Scratch felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive white angel wings with blue pink tips on the large white feathers grew much bigger for her new body, her blue tail also grew much longer for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Vinyl Scratch's massive Vinyl Scratch's Musical Moonlight Alicorn Greatsword of Music Soundwave Grace and Soundwave Music Love and all the other greatswords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue and pink energy, soundwaves, magic, Alicorns, and moonlight, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Vinyl Scratch's Musical Moonlight Alicorn Greatsword of Music Soundwave Grace and Soundwave Music Love, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink and electric blue gems and Vinyl Scratch's cutie mark etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large golden Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large pink gem embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with pink gems for eyes and a large blue gem on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and pink gems for the eyes and a blue pink gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Vinyl Scratch Also Known As Disk Jockey Pon3, Alicorn Princess of Grace, Disk Jockey Of Awesome Music, Awesome Party Goer, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Friend of Many, Archenemy of Mecha Sonic, Loving Sister of Jun, Destroyer of Satoru, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of The Powers of Trust, Music, and Moonlight"
ビニール スクラッチとしても知られるディスク ジョッキー Pon3、アリコーン プリンセス オブ グレイス、ディスク ジョッキー オブ オーサム ミュージック、オーサム パーティー ゴーアー、愛するリンカーン ラウドの未来の妻、フレンド オブ メニー、メカ ソニックの大敵、ジュンの愛する姉妹、サトルの破壊者、スレイヤー悪の、混乱した、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、ドゥームズデイ 23 の破壊者、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友情テーブルの騎士団のメンバー、およびのマスター信頼、音楽、月光の力
Vinyl Scratch has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA MUSICAL SOUNDWAVE MOONLIGHT ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE MUSICAL SOUNDWAVE GRACE AND DIVINE MUSIC SOUND ALICORN MOONLIGHT LOVE!
We were amazed by Vinyl Scratch's Super Angel-Alicorn-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Qiienna saw it, he fell into an infernal rage and he got out his blaster to blast her, but Vinyl Scratch fired a powerful blue and pink energy blast with soundwaves, magic, moonlight, music, and Alicorns at Qiienna, and it sent him flying into a wall, but this really pissed him off now.
Twilight Sparkle: Wow, Vinyl Scratch has transformed into her Super Angel-Alicorn-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form, incredible!
Nico: Oh man, this is going to be so awesome.
Holly Volvenstein: Yep, and now, it's my turn to transform.
Suddenly, Holly Volvenstein's brown eyes turned neon brown and she was surrounded by a brown and orange energy aura with earth, rocks, dragons, phoenixes, and earth angels, she unholstered her massive Black Rock Triskelion-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Qiienna, she left brown and orange energy, earth, rocks, dragons, phoenixes, and earth angels with every step.
Holly Volvenstein: I will never ever forgive you for what you and the rest of the Order have tried to do 20,000 years from now, Qiienna: wanting King Ghidorah to destroy our world and every last living thing on it, that's one thing I will never allow, and for that, I hope you're ready to be buried under a thousand tons of earth for your crimes against mankind and the universe!
Suddenly, Holly Volvenstein was surrounded by a massive vortex of brown and orange energy with earth and rocks surrounding it, there are dragons, phoenixes, and earth angels and Black Rock Triskelion flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Qiienna: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Holly Volvenstein emerged, but she was changed forever.
(TERRA THEME OF TEEN TITANS PLAYS)
Holly Volvenstein grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long dark brown hair, she has neon brown eyes and a brown and orange energy aura with earth, rocks, dragons, phoenixes, and earth angels surrounding her, she has Black Rock Triskellion emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with brown iris, she has on dragon earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Earth and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Black Rock Triskellion with orange gems for eyes and holding the Earth and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her brown phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Dragon Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with brown crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and brown gems on the gold flame links. Holly Volvenstein has on a sleeveless orange vest, brown crop top, brown skirt, brown pants, brown legwarmers, brown sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with earth, rocks, dragons, phoenixes, and earth angels on the coattails, and on the back is Black Rock Triskelion surrounded by earth and rocks. Suddenly, Holly Volvenstein felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive brown angel wings with orange tips on the large brown feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long midnight brown wolf tails with orange tips. Holly Volvenstein has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large brown gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Holly Volvenstein's massive Black Rock Triskelion-themed greatsword and all the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of brown and orange energy, earth, rocks, dragons, phoenixes, and earth angels with every step, and when it emerged, it transformed into Black Rock Triskelion's Elemental Alchemical Earth Draconic Phoenix Shadow Greatsword of Elemental Alchemical Earth Triskelion Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and the Black Rock Triskelion etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight brown blade, large brown dragon heads for the crossguard, large orange gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large brown phoenix heads with orange gems for eyes and large orange gem on the bottom of the brown phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with brown gems on her wrists, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Black Rock Triskelion's head with brown gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a brown kanji below Black Rock Triskelion that said, "Holly Volvenstein, Gene-Slammer of Black Rock Triskelion, Elemental Alchemical Alchemist Angel of Earth, Loving Sister of Esmeralda Volvenstein, Lanaiya Volvenstein, and Allie Anne Volvenstein, Demolisher of Queen Bee Mean Girls, Future Wife of Nico Chan, Archenemy of Dr. Warpnik, Destroyer of Qiienna of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Earth, Dragons, and Phoenixes"
ホリー・ヴォルベンスタイン、ブラック ロック トリスケリオンのジーンスラマー、エレメンタル アルケミカル アルケミスト エンジェル オブ アース、エスメラルダ ヴォルベンスタインの愛する姉妹、ラナイヤ ヴォルベンスタイン、アリー アン ヴォルベンスタイン、クイーン ビー ミーン ガールズの破壊者、ニコ チャンの未来の妻、ワープニク博士の大敵、ホーリーギドラの惑星の地球外秩序のキエナの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして地球、ドラゴン、フェニックスのマスター
Holly Volvenstein has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-BLACK ROCK TRISKELION-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA SEISMIC ALCHEMICAL BLACK ROCK TRISKELION EARTH ANGEL OF DIVINE SEISMIC ALCHEMICAL EARTH BLACK ROCK TRISKELION JUSTICE AND DIVINE SEISMIC ALCHEMICAL EARTH BLACK ROCK TRISKELION LOVE!
We were amazed by Holly Volvenstein's Super Angel-Black Rock Triskelion-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Nico saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Qiienna saw it, he fell into an infernal rage and he got out his blaster again, this time to blast her, but Holly Volvenstein fired a powerful brown and orange energy blast with earth, rocks, dragons, phoenixes, and earth angels at Qiienna, which hit him and pushed him back and he also got hit hard by the rocks, but this really pissed him off now, and Holly grabbed his blaster which'd been scrapped and it got turned into pure solid gold which was sent into our vault.
Lincoln: Whoa, now Holly Volvenstein's transformed, and you know what this means, right, Nico?
Nico: Yep, time to join our future wives in the fight and send this religious fanatic packing for good.
Vinyl Scratch: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Musical Soundwave Moonlight Alicorn and Divine Soundwave Music Trust and Moonlight Love) You got that right, Nico.
Holly Volvenstein: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Alchemical Earth Black Rock Triskelion Draconic Phoenix Earth Angel and Divine Draconic Phoenix Alchemical Earth Black Rock Triskelion Angel Love) And now, you're about to feel the full fury of the earth, Qiienna.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Vinyl Scratch.
And Nico transformed into Super Saiyan Rainbow Infinity and unholsters his massive Nico's Universal Elemental Greatsword of Saiyan Pride and Phoenix Justice from his wider and muscular back and joined Holly Volvenstein.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Alright, you fanatical clod.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Time for you to pay for your crimes with your blood!
Vinyl Scratch, Lincoln, Nico, and Holly Volvenstein went after Qiienna who's now gone even more full-blown ballistic, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, blue and pink energy, brown and orange energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Qiienna and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now.
Nico turned his fingernails into claws and he slashed at Qiienna, drawing more blood and leaving more scars on him, and he was being driven even more ballistic. Suddenly, Qiienna took out the vial of red liquid with a drop of 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, then he drank it. Suddenly, Qiienna began changing as massive wings like King Ghidorah's grew and sprouted out from his back, his skin was covered in gold scales, and he'd grown King Ghidorah's tails.
Me: Watch it, you guys, now Qiienna has transformed into his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.
Qiienna fired a Gravity Lightning blast at Vinyl Scratch, Lincoln, Nico, and Holly Volvenstein, who dodged it.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You missed, and you know what that means.
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which separated Qiienna from his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form, and then, Lincoln went at King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Qiienna and he stabbed him in his chest with one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails paralyzing him so he couldn't try to escape, and then, Lincoln began absorbing King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Qiienna's bio-energy and assimilated his powers and abilities until nothing was left of it.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Thanks for the save, Lincoln. Now, shall we end this bastard for good?
Holly Volvenstein: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Alchemical Earth Black Rock Triskelion Draconic Phoenix Earth Angel and Divine Draconic Phoenix Alchemical Earth Black Rock Triskelion Angel Love) Let's send him flying first, and then, all of us join together to blast him right to Kingdom Come.
Holly Volvenstein and Nico sent Qiienna flying into the air, and then, they joined with Vinyl Scratch and Lincoln and they prepared their combos to put an end to Qiienna.
Vinyl Scratch and Lincoln: DIVINE ELEMENTAL ALICORN MUSIC COSMIC MOONLIGHT KAMEHAMEHA!
Vinyl Scratch and Lincoln fired two massive rainbow and pink and blue Kamehameha waves with quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Qiienna.
Holly Volvenstein and Nico: ELEMENTAL BLACK ROCK TRISKELION DRACONIC PHOENIX ALCHEMY EARTH KAMEHAMEHA!
Holly Volvenstein and Nico fired two massive brown and orange energy Kamehameha waves with earth, rocks, dragons, phoenixes, and earth angels, and they joined with the energy waves Vinyl Scratch and Lincoln fired and they all hit Qiienna, and they explode with incredible power as they hit him, and he was obliterated. Then, when his spirit appeared, Vinyl Scratch, Lincoln, Nico, and Holly Volvenstein drew the Judgement Kanji on his forehead, and he was erased by The Black Gates for his crimes. We cheered as Vinyl Scratch, Lincoln, Nico, and Holly Volvenstein holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Holly Volvenstein's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight brown wolf tails, and massive brown angel wings are permanent, and Vinyl Scratch's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer tail, longer white horn, and massive white angel wings are permanent.
Vinyl Scratch: That's one member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah down and twenty-four members to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Qiienna once and for all, Linky.
Holly Volvenstein: You too, Nico.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Vinyl Scratch.
Nico: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Holly.
Suddenly, Vinyl Scratch wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Vinyl Scratch's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and and light shining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Vinyl Scratch absorbed the elements and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Suddenly, Holly Volvenstein wrapped her arms around Nico's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Nico's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Nico's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Nico leaned down to Holly Volvenstein's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Nico's massive pecs, and behind them was a Dragon, Phoenix, Angel, and Black Rock Triskelion flying in the air, and we saw many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and mountains behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Nico and Holly Volvenstein absorbed the earth and mountains and they came back to us as the display and Black Rock Triskelion vanished.
Me: Oh man, oh man, now that's what I call one awesome four-way battle, and another cult fanatic has been put down. Awesome job out there, Vinyl Scratch, Lincoln, Nico, and Holly.
Vinyl Scratch, Lincoln, Nico, and Holly Volvenstein: Thanks, J.D.
Nico: Man, this is actually the first time we had a four-way battle team-up.
Lincoln: And this was also on the day of one of my future wives' special mission, that fanatic stood no chance against the four of us.
Nico: Especially after what you did to separate Qiienna from his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form and absorb it, Lincoln, and for tomorrow, the next member is Volccaaea, which means you're up next, Esmerelda.
Esmerelda Volvenstein: Yeah, we'll make Volccaaea pay with his life.
Nico: We sure will. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet next on your rescue?
Lincoln: Good question, Nico. Hmm, ooh, I have an idea, and Becky's going to love this: for the next set of my rescues in the days to come, we'll be meeting the Gene-Slammers for B.E.S. Big Core MK-2, B.E.S. Big Core MK-3, B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core, B.E.S. Covered Core, B.E.S. Crystal Core, and B.E.S. Tetran.
Becky Long: (Gasps) Oh, now that's an awesome idea, Lincoln, and I know the ones who would be Gene-Slammed into B.E.S. Big Core MK-2, B.E.S. Big Core MK-3, B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core, B.E.S. Covered Core, B.E.S. Crystal Core, and B.E.S. Tetran: my sisters, Elsa Long, Gene-Slammer of B.E.S. Big Core MK-2, Harley Long, Gene-Slammer of B.E.S. Big Core MK-3, Jolene Long, Gene-Slammer of B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core, Milan Long, Gene-Slammer of B.E.S. Covered Core, Ramona Long, Gene-Slammer of B.E.S. Crystal Core, and Daphne Long, Gene-Slammer of B.E.S. Tetran.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: Whoa!
Lincoln: Whoa is right, Nico. See, Becky wasn't the only one Gene-Slammed into one of The B.E.S. monsters, her sisters were as well. Becky Long's also the eldest of her sisters, and her sisters are also very strong and powerful technomancers, and like Becky, they were pronounced braindead at age 4 and the doctors then came up with a very risky and dangerous operation. They replaced their dead brains with artificial Positronic Brains, and it gave them incredible powers of Technokinesis and also they turned their minds into very incredible computers capable of storing an infinite amount of information and unleashing the full 100% of their brain power.
Becky Long: And just like me, Elsa, Harley, Jolene, Milan, Ramona, and Daphne were also in Lori's school and have protected Lincoln from the worst of Lisa Loud's fury and almost got Lisa disowned and sent to a nuthouse in the federal prison system forever as well as have all of her science stuff confiscated by the scientific community forever.
Me: Jeez. Well, wait until they find out that it was Killjoy Huggins who turned Lisa into the heartless, emotionless mad scientist that you all hated for that long.
Lincoln: Yeah, they'll really hate hearing about what that killjoy did to her, Lori, Lynn, Lola, and Luan when I was in Third Grade.
2 minutes earlier, Lin Chung charged at Chameleon Beast and he bashed him down.
Then Chameleon Beast got a massive splitting headache and he fell to the ground in pain and Irena fired sleeping dust and knocked him out.
Lin Chung: That's it for him.
Irena Malloy: What do you guys want to do now?
We later came back.
Me: That's it for Satoru.
Qin: Yep.
Jun: (cries in happiness) Thank you guys so much!
Hank Scorpio: It was our pleasure, Jun.
Johnny 13: Now, you can start improving your life.
Captain Boomerang: (to First Squad) You mates helped too.
Lin Chung: We sure did.
Jun: We'll see you in 7 days.
Lin Chung: We'll be waiting.
Jun and Lin Chung gave each other a high five.
Me: We owe you big time Lin.
Lin Chung: Think nothing of it.
He and First Squad left.
Me: Jun you don't have to keep it bottled up anymore. Let it all out.
She then broke down and cried hard into my chest and I comforted her and she was wailing and crying hard.
Trumbipular: (to Sakura Knudson) Are you happy you're part of the team?
Sakura Knudson: I sure am.
Rojo: Good. You're gonna love the adventures to come.
Nico: But poor Jun went through a nightmare. But still great job everyone. This was an eventful day.
Asuka Lan: It sure was. (To the viewers) This was a really epic adventure and we're glad you all liked it.
Nico: We all did. Vinyl Scratch you did great today.
Vinyl Scratch: Thanks Nico.
We went back home and got everyone settled in and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done
Devil Lady was a really awesome anime. But I feel sorry for some of the characters in that one.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue it will be Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, Misty Tredwell's team consisting of Cammy Chameleon, Lena Hyena, Chess Cookies, Mad Firefighter Clown and Naja along with Persephone's team consisting of Hex, Aruto, Emile Valliance, Agent J and Agent K And we're going to take Jun on a time of relaxation in the Tree of Beginning and we're going to show her the awesome paradise that the magical rock formation is. Also we're going to go on an awesome treasure in the tree and we're going to battle Another Misty Tredwell as well as Another Breakfast Tron 9000. This will be interesting. King Ohger is 2023's sentai series. Series is still brand new so we're going to still get legend items for it and we're going to save them for when we meet the King Ohger team later in the future. But it will be cool to see what they can do. Also we're going to meet gene-slammers for Regice, Registeel, Regirock, Regieleki, Regidrago and Regigigas, and they are the Regina, Reggie, Rika, Reese, Remmi and Reggia McArthur and they are Nico's friends from Australia.
The next match-up in The War Against The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah is Esmeralda Volvenstein, Gene-Slammer of Holocaust Disciple and Nico VS Volccaaea
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Phoenix, Arizona, and we're going to deal with another old enemy of Becky Long and her sisters: a mad world-destroying monster named Xavier Andrews, but the bad news: he's come back from the dead as an undead monster. Long ago, he was once a human who was an intelligent man and he was also in the same school as Lori and Becky Long. But, Becky Long knew of his true nature: he was really a madman who wants nothing more than world destruction, and he caused a lot of havoc and destruction with his creations: everything from gigantic robots to mutant monsters created by his mad science. But, his last plot for world destruction was brought to an end by Becky Long and her sisters, but Xavier refused to be brought in to face his punishment, and he took his own life by swallowing a cyanide pill. But, now years later, Xavier Andrews was brought back from the dead as an undead monster and his desire for world destruction and revenge on Becky Long and her sisters is still on his mind even after death, but we're going to make sure this monster stays dead once and for all. And for tomorrow and in the days to come, we're going to be meeting the Gene-Slammers for B.E.S. Big Core MK-2, B.E.S. Big Core MK-3, B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core, B.E.S. Covered Core, B.E.S. Crystal Core, and B.E.S. Tetran, and they're Becky Long's sisters. For tomorrow, we're going to meet Elsa Long, Gene-Slammer of B.E.S. Big Core MK-2 and one of The Long Sisters, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and like her eldest sister, Becky Long, Elsa Long is a very strong and powerful technomancer, and like Becky, she was pronounced braindead at age 4 and the doctors came up with a very risky and dangerous operation. They replaced her dead brain with an artificial Positronic Brain, and it gave her incredible powers of Technokinesis and it also turned her mind into a very incredible computer capable of storing an infinite amount of information and unleashing the full 100% of her brain power, and when she got Gene-Slammed into B.E.S. Big Core MK-2, she also gained powerful fire powers, and just like Becky, Elsa is also in Lori's school and she's protected Lincoln from the worst of Lisa Loud's fury and almost got Lisa disowned and sent to a nuthouse in the federal prison system forever as well as have all of her science stuff confiscated by the scientific community forever. But, wait until she finds out that the person person responsible for turning her into the heartless, emotionless mad scientist she, her eldest sister, and her other sisters have hated was none other than Killjoy Huggins, and this happened under their noses when Lincoln was in Third Grade.
Get ready for a crazy adventure as we go battle the Overwatch teams enemies Junkrat and Roadhog and that is gonna be a crazy and explosive one.
See you next time.
