This chapter is based on Scarlet Overkill from the Despicable Me movies.
Flying through the infinite voices of space was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Chris Taylor, Miku Hatsume, Sheriff Skyfire, Universe 666 Midnight Sour Sweet, Agent of Miracles - Jupiter and Master Hyperion And Skalamander and his team consisting of Bassoon Burns, Old Man Oldman, SHS Pyro, Lizard (Spiderman TAS) and Gigantomach and we were heading to an awesome and really cool planet for an awesome and fun rescue.
Me: I have a feeling this planet will be so awesome and fun.
Qin: Me too and it will be really cool.
Miku Hatsume: You got that right. This is gonna be so fun.
Leeli: It sure will be cool.
Sakura Knudson: I'm so looking forward to this one.
Varie: Me too.
Nico: Chris, I want to thank you, Skalamander, and your teams for coming.
Chris Taylor: No problem Nico. This is gonna be so much fun.
Xenia: We all are looking forward to this one.
Nico: Miku, do you pretty much like all types of music?
Mike Hatsume: I sure do and I am known as the Vocaloid Queen of Voice.
Me: She is widely known all over the internet. Miku is not called that just for show.
Xenia: Yeah.
Miku Hatsune: It's true and there are so many memes and more about me.
Camie: That is so awesome.
Sakura Knudson: I remember seeing all that on the internet. It's so awesome.
Nico: You and Luna should be in the same band.
Miku Hatsume: That would be so awesome.
Me: Yeah it sure would.
Qin: I agree there too.
Lola: Yeah.
Lincoln: Luna would love that. So would Sam.
Xenia: That is true.
Mike Hatsume: I agree there.
Camie: Good.
Me: Yesterday's mission was explosive.
Nico: Literally. Roadhog and Junkrat were using lots of bombs on several banks.
Me: No kidding.
Qin: At least we recovered all that money.
Camie: That is for sure.
Sakura Knudson: Thank goodness.
Leeli: But that was so fun and awesome doing that mission.
Carol: It sure was awesome.
Girl Jordan: We sure socked it to them.
Nico: And it's not my first time my limbs have acted separate from my body.
Me: Oh right I remember seeing it during Sheila and Eric's wedding.
Qin: Yeah that was awesome.
Camie: Wow.
Skalamander: Now, Roadhog and Junkrat are in our ranks.
Me: Yes they sure are.
Xenia: That is so awesome.
Camie: Yep.
Lola: It's better than the U.A. Universe's version of Nitro.
Nico: That is for sure.
Eli: I agree there too.
Sakura Knudson: Same with me bro.
Nico: You're calling Eli bro too?
Me: Well she is my twin sister so that makes her Eli's sister.
Nico: Good point.
Maria: We're coming up to the planet now.
We arrived at the planet.
We saw that it was a red planet.
Me: Wow it looks like a rusting iron planet.
Nico: It sure does.
We went down to the planet and we landed and saw that it was a MEAT PLANET! It was a meat planet made of EVERY Kind of Meat Possible!
Qin: WHOA! It's a huge meat planet!
Me: Made with all the kinds of meats in the Every Meat Burrito!
Nico: So much meat!
Me: Time for an awesome barbecue!
I got an awesome barbecue going and it was a really awesome one.
Me: To quote TTG Cyborg: IT'S MEAT PARTY TIME!
We laughed!
Nico just got a wing and started eating it to the bone.
I had a steak.
Nicole was eating steaks, chickens, sausages and more.
Qin: (Eating sausages) Delicious!
Laney: (Eating chickens) Delicious meats.
Lana: I'll say. (Eating many meats at once)
Nico then went for a drumstick.
And he ate the whole thing down to the bone clean.
Eli had all kinds of meats.
Minutes later we had a massive pile of bones from a good meal.
Me: Ahh. (BELCH) Pardon me.
Eli: That was so good.
Nico: (LOUD BELCH) Scuse me.
Xenia: Ahh. I'm stuffed.
Me: Me too.
Eli: Wait I sense 2 of Swartz's creations here. We got Another Skalamander and Another Flame Princess!
We gasped!
Me: Whoa! Another Flame Princess is gonna be infernal hot.
Eli: There's more. I sense that the dark side of Samurai Jack is here too!
We gasped again!
Nico: Uh oh!
Me: Yeah.
Nico: At least it's not Another Samurai Jack, right?
Me: No thank goodness. This is the Dark Side of Samurai Jack from when we were the Brave 12.
Fu: I remember that one.
Varie: Boy me too.
Me: That was awesome and cool.
Laney: It sure was.
Lincoln: Jack would have been up against himself.
Me: Total stalemate.
Qin: Yeah they are both equally matched.
Nico: No harm in eating a few more meat, right?
Me: Nope.
We got to eating some more.
Camie: (Eating more meats) Mmm!
Nico: Let's bring some home for the mascots.
Me: Sure.
Eli: Awesome idea.
Nico: Good.
We went and did so and loaded it into bins for them.
Nico: Alright, who are we facing first?
Me: Well I have a feeling Mad Jack is going to be coming for me. So I will face him for some fun. Just to burn off all these meat calories.
Nico: Good idea. It would be awesome to see how the shield of Captain America fairs against the sword Jack has.
Samurai Jack: That will be interesting to see.
Me: Yep.
Lola: This will be good.
Lisa Loud: Indeed it will be.
Chris: Captain America! D Smash!
He summoned Captain America!
Me: This is gonna be good.
Eli: I sense a figure coming.
We saw a figure and it was MAD JACK!
EVERYONE GASPED SEEING HIM!
Nico: WHOA MAN!
Eli: He looks like Jack but with piercing red eyes and a black and red gi!
Me: Yep that was my reaction too. Long time no see Mad Jack.
Mad Jack: And this time it will be your last! But wait you look completely different J.D. What happened?
Me: Long story short, we've evolved. 6 and a half years have passed since our time as the Brave 12 and we all have evolved a lot.
Mad Jack: It does not matter! I will still destroy you!
I unsheathed my sword!
Camie: How in the world did this monster come into being!?
Mad Jack: I am the son of Aku's magic. He has looked deep within Jack and has spawned me from his own burning hatred. I am Jack's dark side and I possess all the powers that he wields. And I have only one purpose in my existence: To KILL ALL OF YOU!
Me: Bring it on!
Mad Jack jumped up and unsheathed his sword and went at me. I blocked his strike and slashed his arm.
Me: That must've hurt huh?
Mad Jack: Not as much as this will!
We both engage in a powerful and deadly swordfight. Sparks were flying everywhere and setting the whole area around us on fire.
Camie: The area is burning!
Fu: This is getting intense!
Laney: No kidding.
We were clashing all over the place left and right and sparks were flying everywhere and turning the entire area into a RAGING INFERNO OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!
Disk Wars Captain America's shield blocked Mad Jack's sword with ease.
He kicked him in the face.
Disk Wars Cap: Shield Throw!
He threw it and it slashed off Mad Jack's hair that was in a bun and he let it loose.
Me: Now that is how I remember.
Me and Mad Jack continued clashing and omre and I was absorbing fire left and right.
Me: FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: INFERNO FEATHER STORM!
I fired a massive barrage of fire feathers and they hit Mad Jack and blasted him all over.
Mad Jack: You learned some new tricks!
Me: We all have.
Maria fired water at him
She drenched him.
Mad Jack: You even have tons of new teammates J.D.
Me: All that and more. But I'm no longer the leader.
Nico: I am. Like J.D. said, TONS of things have happened since the Brave 12 destroyed Aku.
Qin: That's right.
Qin fired blasts of fire and blasted him all over the place.
Nico: And as leader, I offer you one chance to stand down.
Mad Jack: Now why would I do that?
Lincoln: Because you would be a perfect archenemy for one of my future once. Solange Blanchefleur de Lux.
Qin: She can give you an amazing challenge if you join the M.O.E.
Nico: Yep.
Me: So what do you say to that?
Mad Jack: I say we alter this battle ending so there's no death.
Me: Fair enough.
I clashed more with him and Kicked him down and then pinned him to the ground with his own sword and mine at his neck.
Mad Jack: I lost. Finish me.
Me: No.
I stuck his sword into the ground next to him and I sheathed my sword.
Me: You fight with amazing honor and grace and that shows that even under all that hatred and dark magic there exists a part of you that is fully honorable. Just like your light side he knows true honor.
Nico: And you DID say no death.
Me: That's right.
Mad Jack: You're right. A deal is a deal.
I teleported him to the M.O.E. HQ.
Nico: That was epic!
Qin: Yeah it was!
Me: Yep. And I burned off all those meat calories. WHEW!
I was dripping sweat a lot.
Eli gave me a towel.
Me: Thanks bro.
I wiped off the sweat.
Nico: WE burned off those meat calories.
Me: Sorry. We all did.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: Just like old times with the Brave 12 huh Jack?
Samurai Jack: It sure is.
Me: We're not done yet though.
Nico: No we aren't.
Eli: I sense the Another Flame Princess coming.
Nico: Oh boy.
Lola: I'll face that one.
Eli: And I sense the Another Skalamander is a friendly one. But it's feral.
We gasped.
Me: Looks like we're going to have to defeat it to learn more about it.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: Just like the Another Blair Monster.
Leeli: That is scary.
Nico: First, the Another Flame Princess.
Eli: Wait look.
We saw a figure coming and it was a dark version of Flame Princess. It was ANOTHER FLAME PRINCESS! But she was made of pitch black fire!
Me: This one is going to be too hot to handle.
Qin: Yeah.
She came up to us.
Nico: And you are?
Another Flame Princess: (Australian Accent) You know who I am Nico.
Nico: Riley McArthur!?
Me: Another of the McArthur sisters!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and had orange and red clothes and had fire angel wings.
Riley McArthur: It's awesome to see you mate.
Nico: You too Riley.
Riley McArthur: And in case you are wondering I am also the gene-slammer of Regifire.
Me: We never saw that one.
We saw her change into Regifire! It was a Regi Pokemon for fire.
Me: Whoa!
Camie: That one is hot!
Varie: Wow!
Nico: We already encountered your sisters and they too are Regi Pokemon.
Regifire: I know.
She reverted back.
Nico: We know the Another Skalamander is friendly.
Riley McArthur: Yeah. Just so you know this one is gonna be tough.
Me: Thanks for the heads up.
Riley McArthur: You're welcome mates.
Lola: Sorry we have to fight.
Riley McArthur: No worries.
She turned into Another Flame Princess.
Me: You know Flame Princess is Finn's future wife.
Another Flame Princess: That's right. And she and Finn are perfect for each other.
Me: I agree there.
Lola fired waves of energy and smashed her down and I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Warrior Boy and The Fire Princess of the Apocalyptic World.
I brought her over.
Maria: Time for backup!
She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) TECHNO FURY 6!
She summoned Fixer, Evil Spring Man, Robert Vance, Minions of Set, Jack The Zipper and Setsuna along with Mandark, Petra Fina, Max, Evil Orbit Woman and the Legion Ex Machina.
Me: Nice.
Riley McArthur: (Groans) Crikey what a headache.
Qin: You'll be all right Riley.
Sakura Knudson: Yeah.
Nico: Now, we wait.
Me: Yep. Max I hope you're behaving for the M.O.E. Don't want the curse we put on you to take effect.
Max: Don't worry. I'm doing good.
Me: Good. Just as long as you hold up to it.
Sakura Knudson: Curse?
Me: We know a lot of magic.
Lincoln: I used a curse on him called the Hinon's Vengeance Curse, I fired powerful blasts of electric blue energy and rainbow super lightning from my massive angel wings, and once it hits the unrepentant, the curse marks them with a Thunderbird on the back, and when it reaches the heart, they die and are sent to Hell for all eternity.
Sakura Knudson: Whoa! That is incredible!
Me: It sure is.
Max showed the thunderbird mark and it was still on his lower back.
Me: Good. You have been maintaining yourself.
Sakura Knudson: It looks like an ordinary tattoo.
Me: Believe me sis that is far from being an ordinary tattoo. It's his mark of eternal damnation should he step out of line.
Nico: We REALLY have a lot to catch you up on.
Sakura Knudson: I know but this is so awesome. Think you guys can teach me how to use magic?
Me: We sure can sis.
Nico: Cool.
Anna Anyanova: It's really awesome. Lincoln used a really cool number of spells that we taught him and it is really cool.
Lucy Loud: Bro has come a long way in it.
Nico: He sure has.
We waited.
May: How many minutes has it been?
Me: (Looks at watch) 10.
Then we heard a roar and out came a figure and it was ANOTHER SKALAMANDER!
Nico: Whoa! This one is ugly! (To Skalamander) No offense.
Skalamander: None taken but Black is definitely not my kind of color.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: Um… whoever you are, can you at least say your name?
She couldn't because she was feral.
Me: Looks like it's one of those deals where we have to defeat her to learn more.
Nico: Okay then.
Me: Lets do it guys!
Leeli: Skalamander how come you were made that way if I might ask?
Skalamander: Oh you mean how I became E.V.O. It was because of an accident. It released a huge number of nanites and it mutated many people and turned us into biomechanical beings called E.V.O.'s.
Me: E.V.O. stands for Exponentially Variated Organism. They are organic machines.
Sakura Knudson: Sounds complicated.
Me: It is.
Kaito: (gets out Ex Aid gear) I don't think Swartz promised her anything.
Zocks: (gets out Build gear) Guess that's all we're getting right now
Kaito got an Ex-Aid Sword and Zocks got a Build sword.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Either way we still got to help her.
Sougo: (gets out Ex Aid Ridewatch) With No continues, I'll clear this game!
Nicole: That's the spirit Sougo!
Armor Time! (Retro video game-themed music) Level Up! Ex-Aid!
Geiz: (gets out Cross Z Ridewatch) I feel unbeatable right now
Armor Time! Wake up Burning! Cross-Z!
Sougo got ExAidArmor while Geiz got CrossZArmor
Me: This is gonna be good! Time for some crystal power! (ACTIVATES SKALAMANDER'S RIDEWATCH)
I fired crystal shards and blasted Another Skalamander all over with them.
Qin: Dazzling!
Me: I like that one.
Nico: (gets out Bassoon Burns' Ridewatch) Music time!
Nico activated it and got a Bassoon and played a tune and he fired waves of energy and blasted her all over!
Sakura Knudson: That one was cool.
Me: Yep.
Miku Hatsume: I'll add to that too. (ACTIVATES BASSOON BURNS' RIDEWATCH)
She sang the theme song for Kamen Rider W and fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.
Me: I love the W Theme song.
Philip: That is awesome.
May: (gets out Old Man Oldman'a Ridewatch) My turn!
She activated it and her hair came to life and smashed Another Skalamander all over!
Me: WHOA! (To Old Man Oldman) I hold you learned a hugely valuable lesson from what you did with the Warrior Siblings.
Old Man Oldman: Oh I sure did. No more menial chores.
Brynja: (Icelandic Accent) Oh you had better stick to that or else you're going to get another Icelandic Beatdown from me!
Sakura Knudson: What does she mean by that?
Me: Old Man Oldman called upon the Warrior Siblings to do all his stuff for him. You know like the everyday tasks. Shave his back, trim his hedges, massage his feet, all that stuff.
Sakura Knudson: Oh the household chores and that drove the Warrior Siblings bonkers.
Me: Bingo.
May: (gets out SHS Pyro's Ridewatch) Feel the heat!
May activated it and fired waves of fire and blasted her all over.
Qin: YEAH!
Maria: Brynja transformed and laid down the law on Old Man Oldman by transforming and delivering a brutal Icelandic Beatdown to him. She warned that if it happened again it would not be pretty.
Sakura Knudson: Oh man!
Maria: (gets out Lizard (Spiderman TAS)'s Ridewatch) Time for Lizard Power!
She activated it and used her water and turned into a female version of The Lizard! She smashed her all over with her tail and slashed her all over with her claws!
Qin: Nice one!
Me: That was cool!
Maria: (gets out Gigantomach's Ridewatch) Now for this!
She activated it and grew giant.
She pulverized her all over to the tune of the Anvil Chorus.
Qin: Go Maria!
Then Abomination and his team consisting of Lego Bane, Dr. Felonius (Johnny Bravo), Hector Con Carne 2.0, Tai Lung and Klobber came.
Nico: Nice team, Abomination!
Abomination: Thanks Nico.
Me: Whoa Hector has Boskov been working out!?
Laney: Man he is ripped!
Hector: He just got into a new exercise craze. But this can be turned on and off.
Sakura Knudson: Hector is a disembodied brain?
Me: And stomach. His body was blown up in a huge explosion. Left only his brain and stomach.
Sakura Knudson: Geez!
Me: Yeah.
Laney: Tai Lung. Its been a while.
Tai Lung: It sure has been a while Laney.
Laney: No kidding.
Tai Lung: You don't know who this one is?
Me: No it's totally feral.
Maria: Maybe the gene-slammers will bring it back to its senses.
May: Is that them?
We saw three figures land and they were KYOGRE, GROUDON AND RAYQUAZA!
Me: Whoa! Kyogre, Groudon and Rayquaza!
Laney: The 3 Legendary Dragons!
Nico: Awesome!
Kyogre: (In a girls voice) Looks like the fun is about to start.
Groudon: (In a girls voice) It sure is gonna be good.
Rayquaza: (In a girls voice) It sure is.
Nico: Cassie McCallister, Will Terra and Sora Slate!? Whoa!
Qin: Awesome to see you girls again!
Kyogre: You too Qin. We got this.
They fired blasts of energy and blasted Another Skalamander down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it. I saw that the Another Skalamander is a girl with neon purple hair and had yellow clothes.
Me: (GASP) Adrienne Kyanite!
I went over to her and brought her over.
Adrienne Kyanite opened her eyes and they were magenta.
Adrienne Kyanite: (GROANS) What happened? I feel like I got hit by a mine cart.
Me: You were turned into Another Skalamander.
Adrienne Kyanite: Wait. J.D.? Is that you?
Me: It sure is.
Adrienne hugged me.
Nico: How do you know her?
Me: Adrienne was born in a huge and really beautiful crystal cave and she knows so much about crystals and minerals and she has amazing and beautiful crystal powers.
Nico: Awesome!
Me: Adrienne did Swartz promise you anything?
Adrienne Kyanite: No I just remember getting the ridewatch put in me and then everything went black.
Miku: Any favorite memories of Nico?
Kyogre: We have a lot of them. But we are agricultural girls and great chefs.
Groudon: We made really awesome foods in cooking classics.
Rayquaza: One time we made really good burgers for everyone and everyone loved them and didn't leave us any.
Me: Boy those must've been really tasty burgers.
Kyogre: They were.
Me: Lets get you girls back to normal.
I put on my blind man glasses. The boys covered their eyes and Nicole covered Hector's Stomach's eyes if he had any and I snapped my fingers fingers and the three girls reverted back. Cassie had blue and blue eyes, Will had red hair and red eyes and Sora had green hair and green eyes.
They were naked and they got up and covered their personal areas.
Cassie McCallister: Hey eyes to yourselves perverts!
Will Terra: Geez! We are naked as jaybirds!
Me: We have our eyes covered.
Sora Slate: That's good.
Sora's legs wobbled, Will tried to stand up straight, and Cassie tried to feel less bloated
Cassie belched!
Cassie McCallister: Oh pardon me.
Sora Slate: Whoa!
Will Terra: This is tough.
The fashion brigade moved in and they gave each of them matching clothes for them. Cassie had blue clothes, Will had red clothes and Sora had green clothes.
Cassie McCallister: Wow! These look great!
Will Terra: They sure are.
Sora Slate: Yeah. We're decent now.
We uncovered our eyes.
Nico: Wow you girls look great!
Cassie McCallister: We sure do.
Nico hugged them.
Nico: I missed you girls.
Cassie McCallister: We did too Nico.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Captain America, Gaku Hoshikawa, Terramar, Queen Serenity, and Sailor Io are heading to Kalamazoo, Michigan, and we got some bad news: it appears Avalon Cadieux's heartless, abusive, gold-digging ex-sister, Lisa Cadieux, along with her equally heartless, abusive, gold-digging ex-mother, and the former relatives on her ex-mom's side have broken out, and they want revenge on The Evil HERO Gene-Slammers and Lincoln for exposing their crimes to the public and sending them all to prison.
Lincoln: Ah, Kalamazoo, Michigan, it's so good to be back here, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the fourteen girls here, but we got some bad news: it appears Avalon Cadieux's heartless, abusive, gold-digging ex-sister, Lisa Cadieux, along with her equally heartless, abusive, gold-digging ex-mother, and the former relatives on her ex-mom's side have broken out, and they want revenge on The Evil HERO Gene-Slammers and me for exposing their crimes to the public and sending them all to prison.
Avalon Cadieux: That heartless, rotten little bitch! Doesn't she know when to quit?!
Becky Long: Apparently not. Lisa's been out for your blood ever since you got her, your ex-mom, and the former relatives on your ex-mom's side sent to prison for what happened to your dad, Avalon, and it looks as though revenge is the only thing on their minds.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: Either way, we're sending their butts right back to prison for this. And speaking of jail, I can't believe Tweaky broke out of jail yesterday to kill Lincoln, and right when we were dealing with Volccaaea.
Lincoln: That dirty canary still hates me for what's happened with Buzz Buzzard being in The Masters of Evil, and not even Vypra was able to get through to Tweaky. (Sighs) Guess that's what happens when trying to deal with a habitual criminal like him, but like I said, if Tweaky dares to break out yet again, he's going to get the stuffing beaten out of him, and we'll be sure to run into more of The Duel Monsters Heroes, mainly at the end of our main missions when we're dealing with the next member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.
Nico: Yeah. But, it probably won't be Tweaky coming back for more, we still got a lot of old enemies we've killed long ago who also want revenge.
Me: And there's no doubt Damian will bring them back to kill us before The Ridonculous Race starts, he really is a fucked-up psychopathic out-of-control murderous lunatic.
Lincoln: Even worse than Damian Alaister and his fucked-up Church of Necrom goons. But, he'll pay the price for his blood-stained misdeeds when the competition starts, and he'll regret crossing paths with us, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Steve.
Captain America: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Nico: Luckily, the police have sealed off all exits, so there's nowhere for Avalon's despicable ex-sister, ex-mom, and the relatives on her ex-mom's side to run to. Plus, we'll also run into the last one of Ranamon's sisters.
Ranamon: We've already run into Hikenmon, Kohamon, Rakuraimon, Kukimon, Korimon, Kagemon, Kinzokumon, and Kessekimon. Which means the last one of my sisters we're going to meet is none other than Hanamon.
Suddenly, we saw B.E.S. Big Core MK-3 and Viveine appear before us, and with them are the fourteen girls.
Nico: Whoa, that's B.E.S. Big Core MK-3 and Viveine.
Viveine: (Girl's voice) (Southern Accent) Oops, sorry about the scare, y'all.
B.E.S. Big Core MK-3: (Girl's voice) But, we also got the thirteen girls away from that gold-digging heartless bitch, Lisa Cadieux, along with Avalon's ex-mom, and her former relatives on her ex-mom's side.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice from B.E.S. Big Core MK-2, I knew it was you, Harley Long, and that voice from Viveine, I knew we'd run into you, Hanamon.
?: (ENRAGED BANSHEE SHRIEKS) AVALON CADIEUX, WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU BITCH!
We then saw our targets: one of them was a blonde-haired girl with red eyes of hatred and dressed in a red prison jumpsuit, it was Avalon Cadieux's heartless, abusive, gold-digging ex-sister, Lisa Cadieux, the second was a red-haired woman with red eyes of hatred and dressed in a red prison jumpsuit, it was Avalon Cadieux's equally heartless, abusive, murderous gold-digging ex-mother Catherine Cadieux, and the other men, women, boys, and girls dressed in red prison jumpsuits were the former aunts, uncles, and cousins on her ex-mom's side, and they were all out for blood.
Lincoln: Should've known there was no mistaking that obnoxious banshee shriek from anywhere, it seems as though Lisa's still as pissed off as ever. Well, now to make her miserable life even more unbearable and send her and the rest of those gold-digging buzzards back to prison.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, search Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental search Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Captain America and his team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Lisa Cadieux, Catherine Cadieux, and the aunts, uncles, and cousins on Avalon's ex-mom's side, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln summoned many machine guns from nowhere, and as soon as he pointed his massive greatsword at Lisa Cadieux, Catherine Cadieux, and the aunts, uncles, and cousins on Avalon's ex-mom's side, the machine guns fired tranquilizer darts, which hits Lisa Cadieux, Catherine Cadieux, and the aunts, uncles, and cousins on Avalon's ex-mom's side, and they got knocked out, and they were all tied up in rainbow energy straitjackets and rainbow energy chains, and they were sent back to the federal prisons where they were sent to. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down and the machine guns vanished.
Nico: Now, that's what I call sharp shooting, and for that lot, you used tranquilizer darts on them.
Lincoln: It'll keep them knocked out, but by the time they awaken, they'll realize they're back in prison, and they'll be screaming their heads off vowing revenge on us again. Like I even give a damn after all the crap they put Avalon through when she was growing up, and how they murdered her father, they don't deserve any ounce of sympathy or compassion, they were and always will be heartless, abusive, and greedy gold-diggers. (To Harley Long and Hanamon) And it's so good to see you again, Harley Long and Hanamon.
Harley Long reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long golden yellow hair, golden yellow eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful golden yellow angel wings, she's dressed in a golden yellow vest, golden yellow crop top with golden yellow beaded necklaces, golden yellow skirt, golden yellow pants, golden yellow legwarmers, golden yellow sneakers, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with light and space ships on the coattails and on the back is B.E.S. Big Core MK-3, and holstered on her back is a massive B.E.S. Big Core MK-3-themed greatsword with embedded yellow gems and B.E.S. Big Core MK-3 etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged golden yellow blade, large B.E.S. Big Core MK-3 heads for the crossguard, large red gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large B.E.S. Big Core MK-3 heads and large yellow gem on the bottom of the large B.E.S. Big Core MK-3 heads for the pommel.
And Hanamon reverted back to normal, and she looks like Ranamon before she transformed into her Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity form, but the color schemes for her match the element that she uses: wood, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful green angel wings, and she has a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with wood and plants on the coattails, and on the back is Viveine, and holstered on her back is a massive Viveine-themed greatsword with embedded green gems and Viveine etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large Viveine heads for the crossguard, large green gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large Viveine heads and large green gem on the bottom of the large Viveine heads for the pommel.
Harley Long: You too, Lincoln.
Hanamon: I agree, it's been a very long time.
Lincoln went up to Harley Long and Hanamon and he hugged them, and Harley Long and Hanamon are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, Harley, and I haven't seen you since I was eight, Hanamon, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Harley Long: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Hanamon: You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know these two girls?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.
Becky Long: And so do I. The B.E.S. Big Core MK-3 Gene-Slammer is Harley Long and she's one of my sisters, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and like me, Harley Long is a very strong and powerful technomancer, and like me, she was pronounced braindead at age 4 and the doctors came up with the very same risky and dangerous operation. They replaced her dead brain with an artificial Positronic Brain, and it gave her incredible powers of Technokinesis and it also turned her mind into a very incredible computer capable of storing an infinite amount of information and unleashing the full 100% of her brain power.
Me: Whoa.
Becky Long: And when she got Gene-Slammed into B.E.S. Big Core MK-3, she also gained powerful light powers, where as I gained powerful darkness powers, and just like me and my other sisters, Harley is also in Lori's school and she's protected Lincoln from the worst of Lisa Loud's fury and almost got Lisa disowned and sent to a nuthouse in the federal prison system forever as well as have all of her science stuff confiscated by the scientific community forever.
Harley Long: I've hated that heartless emotionless mad scientist with a passion for what she did in subjecting her little brother and her family to her mad experiments.
Lincoln: Well, you're not going to like this bit of news, Harley: J.D. found out the person responsible for turning Lisa into the heartless, emotionless mad scientist, you, your eldest sister, and your other sisters have hated was none other than Killjoy Huggins.
Harley Long: (Gasps) What?!
Becky Long: It's all true, Harley. Killjoy Huggins, the Dark Side of Principal Huggins, turned Lisa, Lori, Lynn, Lola, and Luan into those heartless monsters by injecting them with a Dark Side Creation Serum when Lincoln was in Third Grade, so he can get rid of Lincoln once and for all. He did this and right under our noses the whole time.
Lincoln: But, you don't have to worry, we removed that killjoy from Principal Huggins, and we dealt him a massive payback for all the crap he's done to me.
Me: And Lincoln sent him to The Black Gates forever, thus ending the source of his pain and suffering for good.
Harley Long ran up to Lincoln and hugged him tight, and he hugged her as she cried hard into his bare chest.
Eli: Killjoy Huggins really did a lot of damage on that day.
Lincoln: Becky's sisters had no idea that miserable killjoy did all that under their noses, and all to kill me because he hated me. Now, I'm really glad I killed him, he's one person who deserved to die for everything he put me through. And the Viveine Gene-Slammer is Hanamon, the last of Ranamon's Elemental Digi-Sisters and Warrior of Wood, she and I would do gardening together and even grew some trees together, and I made Hanamon a beautiful bouquet of flowers, and to show thanks, she kissed me on the lips, and she hates Trina Riffins and Icky Vicky with a passion.
Me: Uh oh. What did those two anger mismanagement, rage crazy, psychopathic, evil bitches do to earn Hanamon's wrath?
Nico: Whatever it is, it's probably infinite-times worse than what we'd heard from Lincoln's many other Guardian Angels about those two, and Lincoln told us the whole story when we met your sister, Hikenmon.
Hanamon: I knew he and Ranamon would tell the story one day. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something we also want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you and Harley want to give me your blood, right?
Harley Long: How'd you guess what we were about to ask?
Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.
Hanamon: Ooh, I knew it was a matter of time before you'd start marking your future wives.
Ranamon: He already marked me a year ago, and he marked Hikenmon, Kohamon, Rakuraimon, Kukimon, Korimon, Kagemon, Kinzokumon, and Kessekimon, and he'd since marked your sister, Becky, and yesterday, he marked Elsa.
Lincoln first went up to Harley Long, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
And Lincoln then went up to Hanamon, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Hanamon: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Linky.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Harley Long and Kessekimon with golden yellow and green gems on the gold lightning bolts and golden yellow and green crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with two Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Harley Long: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Harley Long and Hanamon.
Harley Long and Hanamon had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to each of their face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the fourteen girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The fourteen girls are Anna Akagi, Emo Moegi, Kiracchu, Rinka Aoba, Sara Midorikawa, Mirai Momoyama, Mei Shindō, and Anju Shiratori from Sparkling Pretty Channel, Naotora Ii, Itsuki, Kasuga, Maria Kyōgoku, Magoichi Saika, and Tsurihime from Sengoku BASARA.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Anna Akagi, Emo Moegi, Kiracchu, Rinka Aoba, Sara Midorikawa, Mirai Momoyama, Mei Shindō, and Anju Shiratori from Sparkling Pretty Channel, Naotora Ii, Itsuki, Kasuga, Maria Kyōgoku, Magoichi Saika, and Tsurihime from Sengoku BASARA.
Nicole: Whoa.
Naotora Ii (Samurai Warriors): I had no idea there's another who bears the same name as me.
Lincoln: But, she's from a different world just like you, Naotora, and the same goes for Magoichi from your world. Are all of you okay?
Magoichi Saika (Sengoku BASARA): We're alright, thanks to you for saving us from that bitch.
Then, when Magoichi Saika (Sengoku BASARA) and the other thirteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Lisa Cadieux, along with Avalon's equally heartless, abusive, gold-digging ex-mother, Catherine Cadieux, and the former aunts, uncles, and cousins on her ex-mom's side, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, his own version of He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted search Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, search Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.
Anna Akagi: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made thirteen clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Anna Akagi: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, fourteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Anna Akagi, Emo Moegi, Kiracchu, Rinka Aoba, Sara Midorikawa, Mirai Momoyama, Mei Shindō, Anju Shiratori, Naotora Ii, Itsuki, Kasuga, Maria Kyōgoku, Magoichi Saika, and Tsurihime with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Avalon Cadieux's heartless, abusive, gold-digging ex-sister, Lisa Cadieux, along with her equally heartless, abusive, gold-digging ex-mother, Catherine Cadieux, and the former aunts, uncles, and cousins on her ex-mom's side who'd broken out of prison, and they all wanted revenge on The Evil HERO Gene-Slammers and Lincoln for exposing their crimes to the public and sending them all to prison years ago.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in laying down a brutal beatdown on those greedy, abusive, heartless gold-diggers and Lincoln summoning machine guns that fired tranquilizer darts into them and knocked them out and we tied them up and sent them back to prison, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln, Harley Long, and Hanamon have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: Sheesh, I never expected Avalon's heartless, greedy, abusive gold-digging sister, along with her equally heartless, greedy, abusive gold-digging mother, and the former relatives on her ex-mom's side to break out.
Lincoln: Yeah, we thought we were finally done with those gold-diggers, but they made good on their threat to break out and get revenge. But, we made sure to beat them down, and we won't have to see their pathetic faces anymore.
Avalon Cadieux: Or hear Lisa's obnoxious shrieking. Good thing Chantel put a gag on her mouth just in case she started shrieking.
Chantel Rhodes: I couldn't stand to hear that voice of hers, but she got her just desserts for what she did, along with your ex-mom and the relatives on your ex-mom's side again.
Me: And we also asked the warden to have them put in separate cells in Solitary Confinement, and they'll be put through Hell with the tortures Lincoln has for them.
Nico: Trust us, you so don't want to know.
After taking down Avalon Cadieux's heartless, abusive, greedy gold-digging ex-sister, Lisa Cadieux, along with her equally heartless, abusive, gold-digging ex-mother, and the former relatives on her ex-mom's side and sending them back to prison for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Harley Long and Hanamon saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Harley Long: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Hanamon: He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Hanamon: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Harley Long: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Harley, Hanamon, what's the stories you have on why you hate Lisa, Trina Riffins, and Icky Vicky with a burning passion?
Hanamon: Uh oh, I was hoping you'd ask that. One day, Lincoln and I were planting some new trees in the park. But, then, Lincoln sensed a presence and he and I made poison ivy vines grow out from nowhere, and they lashed at and forced out two figures, and Lincoln saw who they were: it was Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins, and those two bitches were still out for revenge on Lincoln since he played his part in bringing them down, but we pounced on them and we pulverized Trina Riffins and Icky Vicky, and because of his Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse, more gold, jewels, and pearls came out of them, and we tied them up and sent them back to Lynn's Table, and they were tied up back at his post.
Nico: Rage-crazy, psychopathic, monstrous bitches. I swear, one of these days, we'll smash the brains right out of their empty skulls!
Luna: Big time. They deserved it for all the crud they've done: Trina Riffins for making Courtney's life hell and Icky Vicky for making the lives of Timmy, her little sister, Tootie, her parents, and every last child in Dimmsdale Hell and wanting to kill every last kid and watch the world burn.
Harley Long: Those two really are nothing more than heartless, rage crazy pieces of trash. Okay, now for my story, I make it no surprise I've hated Lisa with a blazing passion, because of all the hell she put Lincoln through with her trying to kill him with her insane experiments. One day, Lincoln and I were busy doing some homework at our house, since The Loud House isn't a perfect place for our homework. But, then, we saw something crash into my room, it was a smoke bomb, we escaped from the room, and we heard the sound of insane laughter. We looked out the living room window, and we saw who it was that did the dirty deed: it was Lisa, and she had her army of robots with her again, and she was out to capture and kill me by removing my brain and kill Lincoln. We'd absolutely had it up to hear with that heartless monster, and I used my technomancy powers and destroyed every last one of Lisa's robots, and we tied Lisa up with energy ropes Lincoln fired from his angel wings, and we dragged Lisa back home, and after we told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lisa tried to do to us, she was grounded for sixteen weeks and she was thrown in a metal cage and tied up in a straitjacket, and she was screaming bloody revenge on us, but Lily whacked the cage with a mallet and Lisa crashed onto the floor.
Nico: Jeez, this was just like Becky's ordeal with Lisa. But, it also had the same end result: Lisa got her comeuppance and she got grounded again.
Me: Yeah, Lisa really was insane before we got rid of her Dark Side.
Lincoln: And I warned her: if she ever tried that same stunt with Becky's sisters, I was going to make her pay for this in the worst way imaginable: I'll call the Scientist Committee and they'll confiscate all of Lisa's lab materials and chemicals, along with rewards and certificates, and she'll be declared an enemy of the state.
Luna: And he's serious about that. Becky has friends in the scientist committee and with one phone call, Lisa will lose everything, and she'll be on her way to the nuthouse for the rest of her life. But, Lisa didn't even listen again, and she was really playing with fire: and in this case, that fire is our bro.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Clair Voyance, Ryūko Tatsuma, Cathleen "Cassie" Bate, Moe Kamiji, Uwabami, Saiko Intelli, Melissa Shield, and Kaina Tsutsumi are heading to Wave Ocean.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Clair Voyance, Ryūko Tatsuma, Cathleen "Cassie" Bate, Moe Kamiji, Uwabami, Saiko Intelli, Melissa Shield, and Kaina Tsutsumi were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Clair Voyance, Ryūko Tatsuma, Cathleen "Cassie" Bate, Moe Kamiji, Uwabami, Saiko Intelli, Melissa Shield, and Kaina Tsutsumi had feelings for Lincoln, and he had the very same feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant.
Clair Voyance: Wow, so this is Wave Ocean, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: I've been here to Wave Ocean before, Clair, and it's always beautiful, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Clair Voyance, Ryūko Tatsuma, Cathleen "Cassie" Bate, Moe Kamiji, Uwabami, Saiko Intelli, Melissa Shield, and Kaina Tsutsumi dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Clair Voyance, Ryūko Tatsuma, Cathleen "Cassie" Bate, Moe Kamiji, Uwabami, Saiko Intelli, Melissa Shield, and Kaina Tsutsumi got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Clair Voyance, Ryūko Tatsuma, Cathleen "Cassie" Bate, Moe Kamiji, Uwabami, Saiko Intelli, Melissa Shield, and Kaina Tsutsumi, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Clair Voyance, Ryūko Tatsuma, Cathleen "Cassie" Bate, Moe Kamiji, Uwabami, Saiko Intelli, Melissa Shield, and Kaina Tsutsumi placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Wave Ocean, eh, Linky?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Clair Voyance, Ryūko Tatsuma, Cathleen "Cassie" Bate, Moe Kamiji, Uwabami, Saiko Intelli, Melissa Shield, and Kaina Tsutsumi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Clair Voyance, Ryūko Tatsuma, Cathleen "Cassie" Bate, Moe Kamiji, Uwabami, Saiko Intelli, Melissa Shield, and Kaina Tsutsumi are now part of your harem.
Izuku: Looks like Lincoln's already getting more of our friends added to his harem in a split second.
Bakugo: Well, we've seen he's already been getting the attention of many female Pro Heroes, and they've been drawn to him like a magnet, although I'm surprised Lincoln's kept his cool around them, and not gone love-struck crazy.
?: (Girl's voice) (Irish Accent) Well, that's Lincoln for you, alright.
Suddenly, we saw Ffidyll from My Singing Monsters appear in the World Tree Estate.
Nico: Whoa, Ffidyll from My Singing Monsters.
Lincoln: (Gasps) And I'd recognize that Irish Accent from anywhere, Alaina Ceolrince, it's awesome to see you again.
Alaina Ceolrince reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long green hair, green eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful emerald green angel wings, she's dressed in a emerald green vest, emerald green crop top with emerald green beaded necklaces, emerald green skirt, emerald green pants, emerald green boots, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with shamrocks on the coattails and on the back is Ffidyll, and holstered on her back is a massive Ffidyll-themed greatsword with embedded green gems and Ffidyll etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged emerald green blade, large Ffidyll heads for the crossguard, large green gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large Ffidyll heads and large emerald green gem on the bottom of the large Ffidyll heads for the pommel.
Alaina Ceolrince: (Irish Accent) Aye, you too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Alaina Ceolrince and he hugged her, and Alaina Ceolrince is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, Elsa, and I haven't seen you since I was eight, Kessekimon, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Alaina Ceolrince: (Irish Accent) Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico. The Ffidyll Gene-Slammer is Alaina Ceolrince, she's my Guardian Angel from Ireland and classmate in Gym. She and I love to do music and sports together, and they even started swimming underwater to do aquatic exploration. I made Alaina a very beautiful necklace with her favorite colors, and to show thanks, she kissed me on the lips. Plus, she's also Princess Allura's long lost twin sister, and like her twin sister, Alaina's an Altean.
Me: That's so cool.
Lincoln: You got that right, and Max, here's something that'll interest you: Alaina hates Bradley Uppercrust the III. The reason why is because he attempted to cheat in the competition while Alaina and I were there.
Max Goof: (Gasps) The day of The College X-Games, so the two who exposed Brad for his attempts to cheat in that day in the competition, that was...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that was us. Luckily, Alaina and I revealed that Brad was cheating to the judges which got him disqualified. She's also a member of a group known as The Musical Athlete Gang, a group of athletic musicians that can do music and sports they and I along with the rest of the Louds would do sports and music together. My family and I are members of The Musical Athlete Gang, and we even celebrated holidays together, especially Christmas, Thanksgiving, and even St. Patrick's Day.
Nico: Whoa, and St. Patrick's Day's coming up soon. So, we're meeting some St. Patrick's Day-themed Gene-Slammers as well, awesome.
Lincoln: That's right, and we even celebrated St. Patrick's Day via Irish music dance, and only me and the rest of my family know about this, but The Musical Athlete Gang are also relatives to three girls in my harem, and I made the Musical Athlete Gang beautiful bikinis based on their favorite colors, and to show thanks, they kissed me on the lips, and they hate the jerks with a passion.
Me: Whoa, so you guys were the ones who exposed Brad's cheating and got him disqualified that day? That's really awesome!
Max Goof: If they hadn't, then, Brad would've gotten away with his cheating, and as a result of his disqualification, the trophies they'd won in the past were taken back, and Tank got out of there way before the day of The College X-Games.
Tank: Now, I remember, Lincoln and Alaina told me what Brad was going to do, and I'd be killed in a last ditch attempt for him to win by cheating. Thank God they saved me, or we would've died.
Max Goof: Let's not think about that, but it was like those two were our Guardian Angels who saved us from what could've been a horrible fate at the hands of that cheater. If Brad sees you here, Alaina, there's no doubt he'll go ballistic.
Lincoln: Let him try, besides, you already have him chained up at Dad's restaurant, and we're also humiliating him in front of the public.
Max Goof: True. However, I need to deal out my form of payback on him for what he tried to do that day.
Max Goof unholstered his Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his back and fired a beam of light which hits Brad and exploded, and gold, jewels, pearls, and Jemms exploded out of him.
Max Goof: That's for trying to cheat that day at The College X-Games, you sore loser!
Lincoln: He's had it coming, and now that you're here, Alaina.
Lincoln went up to Alaina Ceolrince, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Alaina Ceolrince: (Irish Accent) You're still as gentle as ever when you're feeding on one of your Guardian Angels, lad.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Alaina Ceolrince's neck with emerald green gems on the gold lightning bolts and emerald green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her necks.
Alaina Ceolrince: (Irish Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Alaina Ceolrince.
Alaina Ceolrince had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.
Nico: So, we've just met the first of The Musical Athlete Gang. I hope we meet all of them before St. Patrick's Day, so we can have a lot of fun on that day.
Lincoln: It'll be so awesome.
Later it was time for Lewa's 3rd Ambassador Mission.
William: Anyone else want to go with Lewa? Besides Cole Evans and Chiro?
Sakura Knudson: I'll go. Wherever bro goes, I go.
Me: Awesome.
Princess Celestia: Me, Luna, Cadance and Flurry Heart will go too.
Me: Cool cool.
Nico: Okay then. Are we ready?
We nodded.
Nico: Lets go.
We were off to Normandy.
We arrived at Normandy.
Me: Here we are.
Cole Evans: Wow Normandy.
Me: Yep, This is the very spot where the battle of Normandy took place in 1944.
Cole Evans: D-Day.
Me: Yep.
Lewa: Lot of history here.
Sakura Knudson: This is amazing here.
Princess Celestia: This is so cool.
Valiant: Hey guys!
Lewa: Valiant, this is Cole Evans and Chiro.
Cole Evans: Awesome to meet you guys. Leader of the Wild Force Rangers.
Chiro: And I'm Chiro of the Super Robot Monkey Hyperforce.
Bugsy: Awesome to meet you guys.
Twilight Sparkle: And meet my teacher and mentor.
Princess Celestia: Princess Celestia, Princess of the Sun and the Light Skylanders.
Princess Luna: I'm Princess Luna, her sister and Princess of the Night and the Dark Skylanders.
Princess Cadance: I'm Princess Cadance of the Crystal Empire and Twilight Sparkle's sister in law.
Flurry Heart: And my name is Flurry Heart, Twilight Sparkle's niece.
Valiant: Wow it's an honor rot meet you all.
Bugsy: Same here.
Princess Celestia: You too.
Valiant: Sakura, how are you doing since the last visit?
Sakura Knudson: Much better and doing really well. I still have so much to catch up on but I'm doing really well.
Me: Sakura is learning really fast now.
Nico: She sure is.
Sakura Knudson: I'm just really happy to be back with my brother.
Sunset Shimmer: We all are.
Rainbow Dash: And that is so awesome.
Valiant: We are glad for you.
Sakura Knudson: Thanks guys.
Cole: But this is amazing that you guys live here in Normandy.
Valiant: Honestly, I hope to celebrate the anniversary of that battle with you guys in June.
Me: Oh don't worry we will.
Nico: We always have fun.
Me: That will be 79 years ago this year.
Eli: It sure will.
Princess Luna: That will be a really fun day.
Nico: Anyway, have you guys seen any Another Omnitrix Aliens?
Bugsy: 2 of them actually.
Valiant: Another Moyo and Another Portaler.
We gasped!
Me: Whoa! So we have a Martian and one of Portaler's kind running around.
Princess Celestia: This will be interesting to see.
Eli: It sure will. They are 35 klicks to the south.
Nico: It won't be long until we've completed all the Another Omnitrix Aliens.
Me: No it won't. We only have 4 left. So we have Shadowman and Mole-Stache for the grand finale.
Sakura Knudson: That's interesting.
Princess Cadance: That is interesting.
Eli: Yep.
Fluttershy: Yeah.
Me: And the Moyo one is gonna be in for a surprise. We found out that Mars is now fully terraformed.
Sakura Knudson: Mars is now FULLY Terraformed!? That's impossible!
Me: No it isn't.
Valiant: Yep. You have a LOT to catch up on.
Me: She does. Sakura we saw that Mars is now fully terraformed. Look.
I showed a viewing window and it showed Mars and it was now FULLY Terraformed.
Sakura Knudson: Wow! Mars went from a dead red planet to now full of life like Earth.
Applejack: It sure did and it is amazing.
Elli: We were amazed ourselves.
Me: We sure were. We saw what Terraforming would do on Documentaries but it would take hundreds of years to do. And terraforming planets is still in the drawing board stages.
Nico: He's right on that. Somehow the planet was made so much like Earth without that kind of technology.
Fluttershy: I think it was really amazing seeing that.
Nico: We should take you there in the future.
Me: That's a good idea.
Eli: I agree.
Sakura Knudson: I would like that.
Me: Cool.
Twilight Sparkle: That is gonna be cool.
Me: You will be amazed at what we saw on numerous kinds of planets. We went all over the universe and went to numerous kinds of planets that have all kinds of amazing people and cultures.
Eli: It's true.
Me: We even went to numerous planets that have environments that are completely inhospitable to human life.
Sakura Knudson: WOW! You guys have done it all!
Eli: Yep.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is amazing seeing the planets of the universe.
Sunset Shimmer: It sure is.
Lewa: We all thought so.
Nico: Shall we head out to find them?
Valiant: I'm going ahead of you!
Nico: Lets roll!
We were off.
We were flying south.
Eli: Whoa I also sense that a Deoxys Gene-slammer is here too.
Sakura Knudson: Wow! Deoxys is amazing.
Nico: It sure is.
Lewa: I wonder if it can change forms
Nico: Deoxys does have that kind of power.
Me: Its power must be really strong.
Eli: It is. The Deoxys Gene-slammer has incredibly intense power.
Me: Yeah. If she is like the Kyogre, Groudon and Rayquaza Gene-slammers we'll have to call in the Fashion Brigade for her.
Rarity: Don't worry darlings I can help her with this.
Me: Okay.
Nico: Good thing you're with us, Rarity.
Rarity: Indeed.
Me: You should see the clothes that Rarity makes Sakura. Her clothes are so awesome that everyone loves them. They are the envy of many people in our schools.
Sunset Shimmer: It's true. And she makes them with jewels.
Sakura Knudson: Wow! Carol had a beautiful and amazing purple jeweled dress on for one of her dates with Vince. I was wondering where she got that.
Me: Rarity made it.
Sakura Knudson: Oh wow!
Valiant: I know I haven't met Poromon yet. But is he an angry drunk or a happy drunk?
Me: That's a pretty good question. He is half and half.
Nico: He and the mascots like drinking.
Sakura Knudson: That is really crazy.
Me: Yeah.
Eli: We're close.
We arrived in a meadow and we sensed for the Another Aliens.
Me: They are here. I can feel it.
Nico: I don't see them.
Me: Hmm.
Then we felt THUNDEROUS FOOTFALLS!
Me: What the?!
Nico: What is that?
Me: I've got a bad feeling about this.
BOOM! BOOOM! BOOOM!
We then saw a REALLY HUGE ROBOT! IT WAS MONDO BOT!
The Mondo Bot was a rogue giant robot that appeared in Episode XLI: Robo-Samurai versus Mondo Bot.
It is unknown how the past Aku's destruction affected its existence.
Developed as a means of defending the City of Andromeda from threats, the Mondo Bot, for reasons unknown, turned against its creators and proceeded to instead terrorize the city, forcing its mechanical residents deep underground.
The Mondo Bot met its end when it was confronted by Jack piloting the Giant Samurai Robot. When its ranged weaponry proved ineffective, it drew a sword and engaged the enemy mech at close range; however, Jack's superior skill proved insurmountable in both armed and hand-to-hand combat. Sustaining heavy damage, the mech attempted to blast the Robo-Samurai at point blank range with its chest cannon, but Jack simply tore off his enemy's remaining arm and crushed the cannon to force a backfire, destroying what remained of the Mondo Bot.
Powers and Abilities
Durability: Due to its vast size and heavy armor, the Mondo Bot was extremely resistant to injury. Although Jack's sword was able to pierce its hull, he was unable to inflict significant damage until he took control of the Robo-Samurai. In the resulting battle, the Mondo Bot remained at least partially functional after having its head crushed and all of its limbs broken off - Jack only destroyed it for good by forcing a point-blank backfire in its main cannon.
Strength: The Mondo Bot possessed substantial physical strength, being able to create powerful shockwaves with its footsteps, hold its own against the Robo-Samurai in melee combat, and leap into the upper atmosphere.
Eye Lasers: The Mondo Bot's green visor can release powerful energy blasts, either as rapid bolts or a sustained ray.
Machine Guns: Clusters of large guns were hidden within the colored spots on the Mondo Bot's chest and forearms. Each was capable of firing a minutes-long barrage of bullets, bombarding the ground below with a shower of massive spent casings. The exact strength of the guns is unclear, but they did no visible damage to the Robo-Samurai.
Missiles: The Mondo Bot's upper body contained several racks of missiles, which could be fired en masse. Like the guns, they did nothing to the Robo-Samurai, so their true destructive potential is unclear.
Beam Cannon: The Mondo Bot's strongest weapon was a large cannon hidden within its chest. After a short charging period, it could fire powerful green energy; either a ball with the explosive force of a nuclear bomb, or a sustained beam to wear down more durable targets. Although powerful, the cannon was also a weak spot for the Mondo Bot; if its barrel was blocked or crushed, the energy would backfire and disintegrate the robot itself.
Drones: The Mondo Bot stored a sizable platoon of insect-like drones in its body, which were used to fend off smaller attackers clinging its hull.
Sword: The Mondo Bot had a collapsible blue sword resembling a broadsword on its back, which it could deploy when it engaged in melee combat. Unlike its other weapons, the sword was able to damage the Robo-Samurai's armor, and it appeared to match the other robot's katana in strength and durability; both were destroyed after the Mondo Bot's leaping attack.
Tentacles: The Mondo Bot could release bright blue tentacles from its hand - apparently parts of its internal circuitry - which proved strong enough to pierce the Robo-Samurai's armor and fast enough to penetrate most of its upper body in seconds.
We gasped!
Me: (GASP) IT'S MONDO BOT!
Nico: HE'S HUGE!
Eli: What a Robot! He's huge!
Twilight Sparkle: Unbelievable!
Valiant: You guys never sensed HIM!
Me: Guys now is not the time for complaints!
I used Goliath's Ride Card.
KAMEN RIDE GOLIATH!
I grew to Mondo Bot's size and height.
Nico: WHOA!
Everyone flew up to me.
Nico: He must be over 500 feet tall!
Me: He is. When we were the Brave 12 we faced Mondo Bot and that was when I discovered that I can increase my size to any height.
Nico: WHOA!
Sakura Knudson: Incredible!
Me: I know. This is gonna get ugly. VERY FAST!
Mondo Bot got all his machine guns out.
I put up a force field and protected us all as he fired.
He fired numerous bullets at us and the shell casings were as big as cars. He exhausted all his gun ammo in seconds.
Nico: That was a lot of bullets for one robot.
Me: I know.
He then fired missiles. LOTS OF THEM. They all hit the force field and exploded!
MASSIVE NUMEROUS EXPLOSIONS!
When the smoke cleared we were still standing.
Me: That all you got?
He fired powerful laser blasts and I deflected them back and blasted him to pieces.
Me: He was down.
Me: That's it for him.
Nico: That was easy.
Eli: Yep.
I reverted back to normal.
Me: Lisa can salvage him and rebuild him and reprogram him for us to use.
Nico: Good idea.
Eli: Who made Mondo Bot?
Me: The people of a highly advanced robot city named Andromeda. They built Mondo Bot as a protector. But something went wrong with him. He turned on his creators and went rogue and he destroyed everything in his path. We found out that it was because of Aku that he went rogue.
Nico: Geez!
Me: Yeah. Aku used his magic to mess with Mondo Bot's programming and make him go rogue.
Eli: Geez!
Sakura Knudson: Aku did a number on the world.
Me: No kidding there.
Then 2 figures came out and they were dark versions of Moyo and Portaler!
Nico: Who are you two?
Another Moyo: (In a girls voice) (Japanese Accent) I believe that J.D. knows us both.
Another Portaler: (In a girls voice) Captain Emily Patton Reporting for duty sir!
Me: At ease and it's good to see you both again! Everyone meet Yuriko Takahara and Emily Patton.
They reverted back. Emily was a girl that had blond hair and had military clothes on and Yuriko was a girl with red hair and had red eyes and red clothes.
Yuriko Takahara: We saw the battle with Mondo Bot. That was amazing!
Cap. Emily Patton: That was well done!
Me: It sure was.
Albedo turned into Negative Moyo.
Negative Moyo: Did Swartz promise you girls anything?
Yuriko Takahara: No I teleported us out of there before he could make his offer.
Cap. Emily Patton: That's right.
Me: Good you did.
Nico: Indeed.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this girls.
Yuriko Takahara: I'll go first.
Me: Okay then.
She turned into Another Moyo.
Me: Yuriko you turned into a Martian. Believe it or not Ben turned into this too.
Another Moyo: You mean there is…
Me: Yep. There REALLY IS Life on Mars.
Nico: (gets out Misty Tredwell and Skalamander's Ridewatches) Let's start things off!
Nico activated them and fired waves of green fire and crystal and smashed her down.
Cole Evans: Wild Access!
He transformed into his Red Wild Force Ranger form.
Nico: Yeah!
Sakura Knudson: Take this!
She fired a blast of energy and smashed her down.
Cole: (gets out Wolf's Rider Card) Merrick would be proud.
KAMEN RIDE! WOLF!
He fired laser blasts and blasted her down and she was back to normal and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and brought her over.
Me: 1 down.
Chiro: (gets out Cuppa Joe's Ruder Card) You can tell us now.
Sakura Knudson: Uhh you don't want to know what it is till I show you.
Chiro: Oh.
KAMEN RIDE! CUPPA JOE!
He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Nico: Take that!
Lewa and Valiant charged at her
They flew and smashed her down with a powerful punch.
Eli: Oh yeah! Wait here it comes!
We saw a Deoxys!
Me: Cool! Deoxys!
Sakura Knudson: Wow!
Deoxys: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be fun!
Nico: Nathalie McKee!? Whoa!
Deoxys: I got this.
She fired an energy ball and it hit Another Portaler and knocked her down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and I brought Emily over.
Valiant: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Deoxys: I have a lot of them. My favorite is when me and Nico were in science class and a bully was picking on a kid and me and Nico made Nitroglycerine and we spiked his drink with it and then he drank it. Then we threw a bowling ball at him and he exploded. He was a total thug.
Me: GEEZ! Gave him the old exploding stomach routine.
Deoxys: Yep.
Nico: That was funny.
Valiant: Are you two okay?
Yuriko Takahara: (GROANS) Just a really nasty headache.
Emily Patton: Yeah but we're okay.
Me: Lets get you back to normal.
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and she reverted back.
Nathalie screamed in pain. She went to Attack Form, then to Defense form, then to Soeed Form, and finally Normal Form Again before reverting back to human.
She was naked and And was a girl with red hair and blue eyes. Rarity went over and gave her awesome new blue and green jeweled clothes.
Rarity: (GASP) Rapture darling you've outdone yourself.
Nathalie got up.
Nathalie McKee: (GROANS) That was brutal. Hey I look awesome in these clothes.
Rarity: Oh I made them.
Nathalie McKee: These look awesome.
Nico and Nathalie hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Nathalie McKee: Me too Nico. Me too.
Me: I guess I should have warned you that it was going to hurt.
Nathalie McKee: No worries.
We later went back.
We arrived back home.
May: Hey guys. How did it go?
Me: Really awesome.
We told everyone everything.
Samurai Jack: Mondo Bot was there!?
Me: Yep but we beat him.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: That was awesome!
May: Next time, Charlie Brown and Andy should go with you.
Me: Good idea!
Nico: Awesome!
Later I was watching TV and Sakura Knudson came in.
Gru: Sakura, are you about to tell us that you're working for the Donbrothers' enemies?
Sakura Knudson: No it's not that.
She came in and sat down and she had a bowl of something I never would have guessed.
Me: Chum? You like chum?
Sakura Knudson: Yeah I love chum. Been hooked on it for a long time.
Plankton: Say what?! [his skeleton falls out in shock]
Me: You and Mr. Lynn and Mr. Krabs went through the same thing.
Sakura Knudson: Yeah back when I was with Swartz, my school ran out of food and all we had to eat was chum. I was hooked on it since. (EATING) It's been with me since.
Me: I can't tell you how many times I hurled my guts out seeing someone eat chum.
Nico: Yuck!
Mr. Krabs: I feel your pain.
Sakura Knudson: I heard about that. Crazy.
Sunset Shimmer then came in.
Sunset Shimmer: (GROANS)
G1 Venom: You okay?
Sunset Shimmer: (GROANS) Just really bad gas.
But then…
LOUD FART!
She farted and out came a stream of fire!
Me: WHOA!
Qin: Fire Farts!?
Sunset Shimmer: (GROANS)
LOUD FART!
She farted out a fireball and it hit a wall and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Me: GOOD GRIEF!
Gears: Those are dangerous farts!
Me: Well fire is a dangerous force.
I got a fire extinguisher and put it out.
Me: Boy that has to be the most lethal farts of them all!
Qin: No kidding there.
We put it out.
Qin: There.
Nico: Sunset what did you eat?
Sunset Shimmer: I had a diablo burrito.
We gasped!
Me: The hottest burrito in the world. You're going to be feeling that one for a while.
Sunset Shimmer: No kidding there.
Garby: At least I didn't eat that one. (LAUGHS)
LOUD FART TOOT!
Garby Farted.
Then Sunset Fired a blast of fire from her butt and then…
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
It ignited the fart and exploded! Blasting us in the room.
Me: (COUGHING) GEEZ!
Nico: (COUGHING) What an explosive dilemma!
Qin: (COUGHING) Garby's gas and Sunset's fire are a lethal combination!
Eli: (COUGHING) No kidding!
We aired the estate out.
Me: Boy Sunset you got to be careful with spicy food. Sure you're the princess of forgiveness and the Fire Skylanders but you don't have to take it literally though.
Sunset Shimmer: Sorry guys. It was something new.
Me: Oh. No worries.
Leeli: (LAUGHS) That is funny though.
Qin: It was.
Sakura Knudson: Sorry you guys had to see me eat chum like this.
Lana: It's all right Sakura. You aren't the only one that likes chum.
She saw that Lana had a bowl of chum too.
Sakura Knudson: You like chum too Lana?
Lana: (Eating chum) MMM! You bet.
Me: You wouldn't believe what we found that really got my stomach going. We found a planet made of chum and it was gross.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Leeli: That is crazy.
Qin: It was.
The doorbell rang
Me: (Imitating Mr. Krabs) (Singsong) Come in!
The door opened and in came a Jirachi.
Me: Cool a Jirachi!
Qin: Wow!
Leeli: Oh it's so cute!
Me: Yeah.
Nico: The Millennium Comet isn't back is it?
I looked outside and saw nothing.
Me: Nope.
Jirachi 2: (In a girls voice) But it's awesome to be with you all.
Jirachi: Another of my kind!
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Wait that voice.
Qin: I know it too.
Nico: Kassandra Mendez.
Jirachi 2: That's right.
Nico: Cool!
Qin: Awesome to see you again.
Jirachi 2: Same here Qin.
Me: Do you have the same powers as Jirachi does?
Jirachi 2: I sure do. In fact I have the power to make anything happen by thought or by the simple snap of my fingers.
Me: Cool! We both have something in common.
Qin: You two sure do.
Jirachi: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Jirachi 2: My favorite is when Nico wished to see a beautiful field of rainbow crystal flowers and I made it happen.
Qin: You should see what this field looks like. It's full of flowers made of pure crystal of the 7 colors of the rainbow and they glisten and shine so amazingly in the sun and they make beautiful rainbows in the sky even when there are no storm clouds. We call it the Diamond Prism Flower Valley.
We were in awe.
Me: Wow!
Eli: That is magical.
Leeli: It sure is.
Twilight Sparkle: Wow your powers are amazingly strong.
Jirachi 2: I get that all the time.
Nico: Let's revert you back
Me: I was just going to say that. Lets get you back to normal. But this is gonna hurt.
Jirachi 2: I am ready though.
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and she was changing back.
She grew in size and she changed back to human. She had blond hair and had blue eyes and had the kanji for Wish emblazoned in the middle of her forehead and had star angel wings that had the stars and the night sky in them.
Rarity and the Fashion brigade moved in and they gave her awesome purple clothes.
Kassandra Mendez: (GROANS) That was rough.
She stood up.
Kassandra Mendez: Wow I look awesome in these clothes and they are beautiful too.
Rarity: Thank you darling.
Maria: Yeah we make lots of great clothes.
Cloud Man: Nico, which teams have you made?
Nico: Mera's team will include Ms. Spell, Ryotaro Nogami, Haruka Kito, Luffy and Mystique. Aquaman's team will include Snow White, Daisuke Yamamoto, Gyro Man, Yínhé Lóng, and Pie
Pie Mermaid.
Me: Cool!
Qin: Awesome setup.
Xenia: It sure is.
Lola: Yeah!
Luffy: It's gonna be awesome too!
Laney: Yeah!
Then the previous group came.
Cad Bane: Can me, Beetle, Boomerang, Titanium Man, Cheshire, Multiple Man, Silver Samurai, Blizzard, Whiplash, Major Disastor, and Six Gum Gang go with you guys?
Dagger: Me, Katz, Dagger, Evil Wood Man, Kung Food, Gypsy Moth, Star Creature, Evil Wind Man, Evil Snake, Evil Winter Man, and Siren Sara will come too.
Nico: Yes you all can come with us.
Qin: Yeah this is gonna be so awesome.
Sunstorm: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Goof: It'll be two, right?
Wilbur: It'll probably be the Sinnoh ones
Nico: Yep. We start the Sinnoh Region next. Torterra and Infernape next.
Qin: Cool!
Lola: If Paul saw those two he would be infuriated.
Me: Thank goodness that will never happen.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes glowed and turned into rainbow colors, and he had a vision of what's happening: it appears world-famous supervillain, Scarlet Overkill, has broken out of prison, and she wants revenge on The Minions for ending her criminal career and getting her sent to prison.
Lily the Mermaid: Linky, what's wrong?
Lincoln: Oh man, we've got huge trouble.
Nico: We saw your eyes turned into rainbow colors and your Third Eye glowing, Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln: It's bad news, Nico, and it's something The Minions aren't going to like: it appears the world-famous criminal, Scarlet Overkill, has broken out of prison, and she wants revenge on The Minions for ending her criminal career and getting her sent to prison.
We gasped in shock.
Me: Scarlet Overkill, the most notorious criminal in the world. She's gotten away with a lot of crimes in the past, and many law enforcement agencies and The FBI have worked for years to catch her, but she always slips away.
Lincoln: That was until The Minions unintentionally got Scarlet Overkill's career ended.
Gru: Because of me. She tried to abscond with the crown in England, but I froze her with my Freeze Ray. Which led to her getting sent to prison for good, so it's not just the Minions she'll be wanting her revenge on, but also, me.
Nico: Don't worry, Gru, we're not letting that criminal lay one hand on you or The Minions. In fact, the only thing she should be looking forward to is getting sent back to prison.
Me: But, not before we rough her up.
Lincoln: And restrain her with a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains, and she'll also have Herb Overkill with her, so we'll be sure to send this husband-and-wife villain duo straight back to prison.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Loppera, another member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Loppera of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah on the move?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans.
Nico: Just as we expected, but we're more than ready for Loppera, right, Lanaiya?
Lanaiya Volvenstein: Right, and just like what happened, he's going to transform by drinking that potion with 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, so Lincoln will separate him King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form from his real form and absorb the King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form while we destroy Qiienna and give him The Black Gates.
Lincoln: You said it.
Buster Bunny: But, we also got to keep our heads up. After what happened yesterday with Tweaky, we may have more uninvited guests who'll try to come after us for revenge.
Nico: We'll keep an eye out for them too, and we're not going to let any of those religious fanatics get away with any of their attempts to get revenge on us. Alright, gang, let's go, time to put a stop to the revenge of Scarlet Overkill.
Lincoln: And send her and her husband back to prison, and once we get done taking down those two super-villains, you better be ready to die, Loppera.
Lanaiya Volvenstein: You better be ready to die, Loppera, because you're about to face the true wrath of Cyclonic Ravager.
Nico: Well we got a lot of work cut out for us. First we'll watch the movie Minions and learn more about our target and then we'll head out.
Qin: Good idea.
Dixie: Who's got the DVD?
Titanium Man: (Russian Accent) I do.
King Food: I'll make popcorn.
He did so.
We got to watching the movie.
Minions are small, yellow pill-shaped creatures which have existed since the beginning of time, evolving from single-celled organisms into beings which exist only to serve history's most evil masters, but they accidentally end up killing all their masters: rolling a T. rex into a volcano, letting a caveman get eaten by a bear, crushing a Pharaoh to death with a pyramid, and exposing Count Dracula to sunlight. They are driven into isolation after firing a cannon at Napoleon while in Russia, and start a new life inside a cave, but after many years, the Minions become sad and unmotivated without a master to serve. However, three Minions named Kevin, Stuart and Bob decide to go out on a quest to find a new master.
The three journey in 1968 to New York City and go into a department store for the night; they stumble upon a hidden commercial broadcast advertising Villain-Con, an Orlando convention for all villains. The next day they hitchhike a ride with the Nelsons, a family of thieves. At the convention, they meet Scarlet Overkill, the world's first female supervillain, who unexpectedly hires them and takes them to her home in London. They phone the rest of the Minions to get them to join. Scarlet plans to steal the Imperial State Crown from Queen Elizabeth II, promising to reward the Minions if they succeed, but also threatening to kill them if they fail.
Scarlet's husband Herb supplies them with inventions to aid in the heist, but they are nearly caught while breaking into the Tower of London. During the subsequent chase, Bob runs into the Sword in the Stone and pulls the sword free to defend himself and his friends, removing the Queen from the throne and making Bob the new King. Enraged that someone else accomplished her dream of stealing the throne, Scarlet confronts Bob, who voluntarily abdicates the throne in her favor. Undeterred, Scarlet imprisons Kevin, Stuart and Bob in a dungeon, where Herb attempts to torture the trio, but they escape with the intention to apologize to Scarlet at her coronation.
After making their way to Westminster Abbey, Kevin, Stuart and Bob interrupt the coronation by inadvertently dropping a chandelier on Scarlet. Mistaking the accident for an assassination attempt, Scarlet angrily orders the trio's execution and has other villains chase them through the streets of London during a thunderstorm. Stuart and Bob are captured, while Kevin hides in a pub and sees Scarlet on television, who declares that she will kill Stuart and Bob if Kevin does not show up by dawn. With the villains still searching for him, Kevin sneaks into Scarlet's castle to steal weapons and triggers a machine Herb was building, causing him to grow in size into a giant. Kevin tramples through London, rescues his friends, and battles Scarlet, just as the other Minions turn up in the city. Scarlet tries to eradicate them by firing a massive missile, but Kevin swallows it. Scarlet and Herb attempt to escape with her rocket dress, only for Kevin to hold onto it and get pulled into the sky. The missile explodes, seemingly killing Kevin, Scarlet, and Herb. As the Minions mourn the loss of their leader, Kevin survives as he returns to his normal size.
The Queen gets her throne and crown back. She rewards Bob with a tiny crown for his teddy bear Tim, Stuart with an electric guitar, and Kevin with a knighthood. Scarlet and Herb, still alive, steal the crown again, only to be stopped by a young Gru, who fires a freeze ray at them and flees with the crown on a rocket-powered motorbike. The Minions, deciding Gru is the new master they were looking for, begin to follow him.
We were laughing our sides off and it was really funny.
When it was done we were laughing hysterically!
Qin: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!
Nico: (LAUGHS) YEAH!
Gru: Yeah that was a fun time for me. Good memories.
Tricloid: Can we go to your house, Gru?
Gru: You all sure can.
Nico: Lets head there then.
We were off to Gru's mansion.
We arrived at Gru's mansion and it was a stereotypical evil looking mansion.
Me: Whoa scary place. Just like a stereotypical evil mad scientist lair.
Gru: Yep. It sure is home.
Multiple Man: You still keep it around.
Gru: It's too precious to me.
Star Creature: Can't argue with that point
Me: Me neither.
We went in.
Margo Gru: Hey guys!
Me: Hey Margo!
Edith: Boy awesome to see you all!
Me: Same here Edith.
Chop Shop: Have you girls been good?
Margo Gru: Trying to be. But we're still good.
Me: Awesome. We all could use your help for this one. Scarlet Overkill, the woman that Gru and the minions froze is back.
Edith: Who is Scarlet Overkill?
Me: She was the first villain your father brought down before any of you were even born.
Edith: Wow! Really daddy?
Gru: It's true.
He went over her history.
Scarlet Overkill is the main antagonist of the 2015 Illumination Entertainment american computer animated comedy film Minions and a cameo character in it's 2022 sequel Minions: The Rise of Gru. both prequels to the Despicable Me films.
She is one of the most powerful supervillain of all time, being an stylish, ambitious, and powerful criminal mastermind who is determined to dominate Britain. She is also the wife of Herb Overkill as well as the former boss-turned arch-nemesis of Kevin and Stuart & Bob's sworn enemy.
She was voiced by Sandra Bullock in English while Speaking In A British Accent and by Marion Cotillard (who's also played Mal Cobb in Inception, the 2015 version of Lady Macbeth and Talia al Ghul in The Dark Knight Rises) in French.
Scarlet is known for being the "world's first female supervillain". She attends the 1968's Villain Con as its public speaker in search of new henchmen, setting up a challenge of whoever steals her ruby gets the job, which a trio of Minions win after Bob accidentally swallows the gem. She first appeared at Villain Con as a giant shadow behind a wall, telling everybody that it feels so good to be bad, making everyone cheer. Scarlet then turned her dress into a rocket and flew out through the wall as a dramatic entrance.
Having taken Kevin, Stuart, & Bob to her castle in England, she introduces them to her husband Herb and her so far stolen loot. She then addresses about her plan of stealing the British crown to overthrow Queen Elizabeth and become the new Queen of England; In that case, if they failed the mission, she would kill them.
Later in the news, it is mentioned that Bob has been crowned King after taking out Arthur Pendragon's sword in the stone, allowing the Minions to get hold of the crown. However, feeling betrayed after hearing about this, Scarlet angrily travels to the Buckingham Palace to kill them, stating how she had planned everything to steal the crown. To appease Scarlet, Bob abdicates the crown to her. Although Scarlet says to the press that she's touched by the Minions' action, she sends them to an underground dungeon to be tortured, saying that she still hates them for stealing her turf.
During the coronation ceremony (attended by many of the Villain Con villains), Kevin, Stuart, and Bob try to apologize, but accidentally collapse a chandelier over her, almost killing her. An enraged Scarlet survives and orders them to be executed, refusing to accept that it was an accident. Kevin manages to escape, but Stuart and Bob end up being captured by the villains. She sends a message to Kevin through the news threatening to kill both Stuart and Bob if he does not come by dawn. Finally seeing that Scarlet is not the type of master that the Minions want to follow, Kevin decides to take action to rescue his friends and defeat Scarlet for good.
The next morning, Scarlet and Herb settle a large number of explosives in order to murder Stuart and Bob, and Scarlet takes Bob's teddy bear as a memento, much to Bob's dismay. Fortunately, a giant Kevin arrives at the rescue by using a hydrant to stop the explosions. Upset by this turn of events, Scarlet furiously faces the gigantic Kevin and fires a missile to the Minion tribe that has just arrived in the middle of the fight. However, Kevin swallows the missile to save his tribe, and Scarlet tries to get away from the situation with Herb, but are stopped by Kevin. They both shield themselves when the missile is about to explode inside Kevin's mouth. However, Kevin manages to escape the explosion and shrink back to his normal size while retrieving Bob's teddy bear, much to the other Minions' delight.
Though it would have seemed that Scarlet and Herb have perished in the explosion, they reappear alive during Kevin's knighting ceremony, stealing the Queen's crown by their account. They attempt to escape, but they end up being frozen by a young Felonious Gru, who takes away the crown from her hands, much to her fury. Spotting Gru, Kevin sees that he has found a new potential master, so he and the other Minions follow Gru. Scarlet is now upset that she is done for, but Bob gives Scarlet the little crown originally gifted by Queen Elizabeth to his teddy bear out of pity before leaving. It is unknown what happens to Scarlet and Herb afterwards, but it reveals that they got arrested, spent a year in jail, ruled it utterly, and escaped.
It is also unknown if she or her husband were still alive by the time the events of the first Despicable Me came around considering that she would be 83 years of age. However, it is clear that both of them have retired from villainy as Gru takes over their position as number one supervillain. This means that she was born in 1927, if the first Despicable Me film happens in 2010.
Scarlet and Herb (now having redeemed themselves and managed to escape from the ice) appear in the after-credits scene somehow, dancing and singing with the rest of the characters. However, they are scared off by an arriving Tyrannosaurus.
When he was done we were amazed and shocked and in awe.
Me: Wow!
Margo Gru: That is amazing!
Edith: It sure is!
Whiplash: Gru, can we ask you a question?
Gru: Sure.
Evil Snake: What did you do with the crown?
Gru: It's right here.
He went to a safe and opened it and in it was the crown of Queen Elizabeth.
Me: The Crown Jewels of England!
Qin: Just like in the movie.
Xenia: That is cool!
Spinister: You know you need to return it, right?
Me: Let me see.
I looked at the security footage of the Tower of London and in a glass case was the Crown Jewels.
Me: Weird it shows here that the Crown Jewels in the Prime Universe are still right where they are.
Nico: Odd.
Gru: Strange. But yeah.
Me: But the Crown Jewels have been a major important part of Britain's history for centuries.
May: They sure are beautiful.
Woz: Indeed they are Lady May.
Nico: They sure are.
Me: But Overkill is a big threat. She is the self-proclaimed most powerful villain.
Lunk: I won't deny Overkill's a formidable villain.
Runt: But she's no Lex Luthor.
Siren Sara: No, she isn't.
Me: But there are villains that are infinitely worse than she is. Like Thanos.
Xenia: That's right. He was going to wipe out all life in the entire universe.
Camie: Yeah.
Bludgeon: Don't forget Herb.
Me: That's right. Herb was Scarlet's right hand man.
Qin: That's right.
Margo: Well you guys are all going to send them to prison right?
Me: Yep. Scarlet and Herb are going to prison forever. In Solitary Confinement.
Nico: Yep.
Major Disaster: This time, let's not have Kevin grow giant.
Evil Winter Man: He'll be too big.
Me: That was so awesome how he got that giant. He was as tall as a mountain.
Qin: He sure was. Even taller than Mondo Bot.
Xenia: No kidding.
Me: Oh speaking of which where are the Minions?
Margo: Right here.
She whistled and then the minions came!
Ren Krawler: Hey guys!
Linehalt: Have you been good?
Kevin gibbered.
Kevin: Yeah.
Me: Cool cool.
Camie: Wow there are so many of them.
Sakura Knudson: They sure are. Swartz let me watch Minions during our breaks and it was funny.
Sougo: Boy that is cool.
Silver Samurai: Let's remember to bring the freeze Ray.
Evil Wind Man: It's iconic.
May: Luckily I brought mine.
William: And mine.
Nico: Good job guys.
Xenia: This is gonna be so awesome.
Maria: And I have my own too.
She had a freeze ray too.
Gru: Of course I brought the freeze Ray.
Acid Storm: Good.
Me: Great. We'll need it.
Qin: Many of us will.
Nico: Yep.
Cheshire: Let's not forget the fart gun.
Gypsy Moth: That will come in handy.
LOUD FART!
Sunset Shimmer fired a blast of fire from her butt and the blast hit the door and blasted it down.
Me: WHOA!
Cheshire: What happened?
Me: Sunset Shimmer has a nasty case of fire farts from eating a spicy burrito.
Sunset Shimmer: Uhh sorry.
Octopunch: The fart gun is still a good idea
Me: It sure is.
Eli: I love the Fart Gun. It's so funny.
Me: Me too.
I got the fart gun and I pointed it at Nico and fired it and it hit his butt and he farted!
LOUD FART!
Nico: WHOA! Pardon me!
Boomerang: Okay, mates. Let's get ready.
Evil Wood Man: She'll be here any minute.
Eli: I sense her coming. 45 klicks and closing from the east.
Me: Okay then.
Nico: She'll be heading for the park. Perfect.
LOUD FART!
Nico: WHOA! Pardon me!
Me: (WHISTLES INNOCENTLY)
We were off.
We arrived at the park and just by the lake at 50 meters was SCARLET OVERKILL!
Me: Target sighted.
Stranglehold: Entrance time!
We went at her!
Scarlet Overkill was infuriated. She was infuriated that Gru took her crowning moment, metaphorically speaking. Then the spirits of the Minions appeared and they gibbered and then they swirled around her and then converged and then a tree made of Twinkie's came out of the ground and grew twinkies and they popped open and out came us.
Me: A Creamy delight entrance!
Qin: Yeah!
Scarlet Overkill: Who are all of you!?
Me: Your worst fucking nightmare!
Scarlet Overkill: You!
Gru: Yes. Me!
Beetle: Gru's all grown up.
Katz: And you're in big trouble!
Gru: You will not steal my thunder ever again!
Scarlet Overkill: Have you looked in the mirror!? You stole MY THUNDER! I HATE YOU GRU! I HATE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!
His aura flared up with incredible force!
Gru: Thanks for the power boost!
May: Yeah you have a lot of nerve you ugly old witch!
SCARLET OVERKILL DID NOT LIKE BEING CALLED THAT ONE BIT!
Scarlet Overkill: (ENRAGED) WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME! (ENRAGED GROWLING, SCREAMING AND ROARING OF EXTREME FURY!)
She roared and screamed with so much incredible rage that she literally turned into a demonic fire breathing dragon!
May went at Scarlet and punched her in her face and kicked her in her stomach and kneed her in her face and punched her in her eye and smashed her down!
Nico: YOU GO MAY!
Qin: YEAH! Tear that bitch apart!
May was REALLY LETTING HER HAVE IT!
May: I'll hold her off! You guys have your usual battles!
Nico: Rip her skin off May!
Billy: CATFIGHT!
POW!
May punched her in her face!
Me: What a catfight!
Then Xiao Fung, Swordsman, Melter, Top, Gearhead, Abra Kadabra, Trapster, Ragdoll, Batroc the Leaper, Shade, Evil Wing Man, Spatula Girl, Yost Viper, Lord Stratosfear, Frictor, Queen of the Black Puddle, Yost X 23, Indigestible Wad, Cyborg Rangers, and Owl (Stellaluna) appeared.
Nico: Xiao Fung, Swordsman, Melter, Top, Gearhead, Abra Kadabra, Trapster, Ragdoll, Batroc the Leaper, Shade, Evil Wing Man, Spatula Girl, Yost Viper, Lord Stratosfear, Frictor, Queen of the Black Puddle, Yost X 23, Indigestible Wad, Cyborg Rangers, and Owl (Stellaluna).
Yost Viper: Wow! Look at May go!
Frictor: She is really going at her!
Nico: You got that right!
Xiao Fung: Don't worry about Herb.
Top: We found him knocked out on the way here.
Maria: Who knocked him out?
Gearhead: Does it really matter?
Me: I bet it was one of the Donbrothers monsters that did it. But who knows.
Abra Kadabra: (to Nico) We heard you went to a meat planet.
Nico: We sure did.
Trapster: How much did you eat?
Me: Tons of meat! (BELCH) Still full.
Xenia: Yeah we sure are.
Then General Tomars appared.
Me: General Tomars, back for another round?
General Tomars: You got that right.
Me: Awesome.
Tomars: Tomorrow, you should include the Kamen Riders in these battles.
William: Good idea.
Me: I was wondering when we were going to get to that. That's a good idea.
Qin: It sure is.
We got the battles underway.
Ulrich, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Code Lyoko, Burst Man and Cloud Man VS Xiao Fung - Nico's rescue
Xiao Fung the Demon Sorcerer of Wind was first.
Xiao Fung: (to Ulrich) Nico's rescue was on a meat planet. How much did he eat?
Ulrich: He ate a lot of awesome meats.
Rainbow Dash: We all did and man was it really delicious.
Scootaloo: It was a planet made of all the meats in Jim Bros Burritos.
Whirlwind: Boy it was all delicious.
Jeremie: It was really tasty too.
Odd: You got that right.
Sissi: Yeah it sure was.
Xiao Fung: Boy that sounds tasty. Lets do it!
WIND DEMON FURY MAGISWORD!
Ulrich used his ridewatch and they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.
Captain Marvel, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Guardians of The Galaxy, Sid Arkale and Sunstorm VS Swordsman - Battling Mad Jack, Another Flame Princess and Another Skalamander
Swordsman was next.
Swordsman: (to Captain Marvel) Nico, Chris' team, Skalamander's team, and the others did good battling Battling Mad Jack and Another Flame Princess. And Another Skalamander too
Captain Marvel: Boy they sure did and it was so awesome!
Applejack: Mad Jack was a dark version of Jack.
Apple Bloom: That was really crazy!
Swordsman: That explains why we have a Samurai Jack with us. I thought we were going stir crazy when we saw him and thought that Jack flipped his lid.
Flashwing: I know. But this is something that the Brave 12 faced.
Gamora: Yeah J.D. faced him because Jack facing his Dark Side would make them both evenly matched and a total stalemate.
Drax: That's right.
Swordsman: Good thing he filled in for Jack back then. Lets do it!
MARVEL EARTH FORCE MAGISWORD!
Captain Marvel used her ridewatch and they fired waves of Earth, Rock, Mud, Boulders, Lava, Crystal and Apples and smashed him down.
Aquaman, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Mera, Gus Garv and Tricloid VS Melter - Lincoln's rescue
Melter was next.
Melter: (to Aquaman) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Kalamazoo. How was it?
Aquaman: It was really awesome! We went and battled Lisa Cadieux and Lincoln sucked her brain dry and turned her into a braindead monkey.
Rarity: He sure did. She is really stupid now.
Sweetie Belle: She is dumber than a sack full of rotten spaghetti.
Gill Grunt: You're not kidding there.
Mera: It's crazy and more.
Melter: Thank goodness. Lets do it!
WATER ATLANTIS MAGISWORD!
Aquaman used his ridewatch and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.
Ant Man, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Flash, Octopunch and Radeeder VS Top - Meeting a gene-slammer for B.E.S. Big Core MK-3
Top was next
Top: (to Ant Man) I heard you guys met a gene-slammer for B.E.S. Big Core MK-3. What's her name?
Ant Man: Her name is Harley Long and she is a really awesome and powerful technomancer and she is smart too.
Pinkie Pie: And she is a really amazing guardian angel for Linky.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) And her story is really amazing.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Harley, Hanamon, what's the stories you have on why you hate Lisa, Trina Riffins, and Icky Vicky with a burning passion?
Hanamon: Uh oh, I was hoping you'd ask that. One day, Lincoln and I were planting some new trees in the park. But, then, Lincoln sensed a presence and he and I made poison ivy vines grow out from nowhere, and they lashed at and forced out two figures, and Lincoln saw who they were: it was Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins, and those two bitches were still out for revenge on Lincoln since he played his part in bringing them down, but we pounced on them and we pulverized Trina Riffins and Icky Vicky, and because of his Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse, more gold, jewels, and pearls came out of them, and we tied them up and sent them back to Lynn's Table, and they were tied up back at his post.
Nico: Rage-crazy, psychopathic, monstrous bitches. I swear, one of these days, we'll smash the brains right out of their empty skulls!
Luna: Big time. They deserved it for all the crud they've done: Trina Riffins for making Courtney's life hell and Icky Vicky for making the lives of Timmy, her little sister, Tootie, her parents, and every last child in Dimmsdale Hell and wanting to kill every last kid and watch the world burn.
Harley Long: Those two really are nothing more than heartless, rage crazy pieces of trash. Okay, now for my story, I make it no surprise I've hated Lisa with a blazing passion, because of all the hell she put Lincoln through with her trying to kill him with her insane experiments. One day, Lincoln and I were busy doing some homework at our house, since The Loud House isn't a perfect place for our homework. But, then, we saw something crash into my room, it was a smoke bomb, we escaped from the room, and we heard the sound of insane laughter. We looked out the living room window, and we saw who it was that did the dirty deed: it was Lisa, and she had her army of robots with her again, and she was out to capture and kill me by removing my brain and kill Lincoln. We'd absolutely had it up to hear with that heartless monster, and I used my technomancy powers and destroyed every last one of Lisa's robots, and we tied Lisa up with energy ropes Lincoln fired from his angel wings, and we dragged Lisa back home, and after we told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lisa tried to do to us, she was grounded for sixteen weeks and she was thrown in a metal cage and tied up in a straitjacket, and she was screaming bloody revenge on us, but Lily whacked the cage with a mallet and Lisa crashed onto the floor.
Nico: Jeez, this was just like Becky's ordeal with Lisa. But, it also had the same end result: Lisa got her comeuppance and she got grounded again.
Me: Yeah, Lisa really was insane before we got rid of her Dark Side.
Lincoln: And I warned her: if she ever tried that same stunt with Becky's sisters, I was going to make her pay for this in the worst way imaginable: I'll call the Scientist Committee and they'll confiscate all of Lisa's lab materials and chemicals, along with rewards and certificates, and she'll be declared an enemy of the state.
Luna: And he's serious about that. Becky has friends in the scientist committee and with one phone call, Lisa will lose everything, and she'll be on her way to the nuthouse for the rest of her life. But, Lisa didn't even listen again, and she was really playing with fire: and in this case, that fire is our bro.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Top: Whoa! Lisa sure had a hard time learning her lesson back then.
Featherweight: You're not kidding there.
Sprocket: They had to really mangle her up to get her to learn it the hard way.
Flash: Boy no kidding there.
Top: I agree there. Lets do it!
SPINNING TOP MAGISWORD!
Ant Man used his ridewatch and they fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Thor, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Odin, Marvel Loki, Chop Shop and G1 Venom VS Gearhead - Lewa's 3rd Mission
Gearhead was next.
Gearhead: (to Thor) Today was Lewa's 3rd mission. And what vehicles can I use around here?
Thor: Plenty of vehicles for thou. But yes it was a great journey for him.
Starlight Glimmer: It sure was and we battled Mondo Bot and Another Moyo and Another Portaller.
Cozy Glow: You should have seen the size of Mondo Bot! He was massive!
Hex: Yeah he was huge! He was a 500 foot tall robot and he was built as a protector of a city of Andromeda. But he went rogue and destroyed all in his path.
Odin: It was really horrible that happened to the city of Andromeda.
Marvel Loki: (British Accent) It sure was father.
Gearhead: Boy that is incredible! Lets do it!
THOR LIGHTNING MAGISWORD!
Thor used his ridewatch and they fired waves of lightning, stars, magic, blood, bones and skulls and smashed him down.
Hawkeye, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Firestar, Flamebird, Dark Phoenix 2018, Spinister and Julio Santana VS Abra Kadabra - Sunset Shimmer farting fire
Abra Kadabra was next.
Abra Kadabra: (to Hawkeye) Sunset Shimmer was farting fire. But that's happened before.
Hawkeye: Not like this though. These farts were powerful enough to be shot out as fireballs and blast holes in the walls.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah sorry about that. I ate a really spicy burrito and it gave me bad gas.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Boy it was a lethal burrito she ate.
Sunburn: You're not kidding there.
Firestar: Yeah no kidding there. Whew! That was potent.
Flamebird: It sure was.
Dark Phoenix 2018: Yeah no kidding there.
Abra Kadabra: Jeez! That is potent. Lets do it!
ARROW STORM MAGISWORD!
Hawkeye used his ridewatch and they fired waves of fire and arrows and smashed him down.
Rocket Raccoon, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Sly Cooper, Connor Cooper, Bludgeon and Bitstream VS Trapster - Been a while since we faced one of Gru's and the Minions enemies
Trapster was next.
Trapster: (to Rocket) It's been a while since you guys faced one of Gru's and the Minions enemies. I think you fought them in 2019.
Rocket Raccoon: It really has been a while hasn't it. But yeah it has been a while.
Fluttershy: We weren't with the team back then when Gru and everyone joined everyone.
Tornado Bolt: No that was awesome though.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja that was amazing though.
Stealth Elf: It sure was.
Sly Cooper: It was a really awesome adventure for us too.
Connor Cooper: That is awesome son.
Trapster: It sure is. Lets do it!
GALAXY GUN MAGISWORD!
Rocket used his ridewatch and they fired waves of energy, leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and vegetables and smashed him down.
War Machine, Twilight Sparkle, Starshinie Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Megamind, Ren Krawler and Klaus Von Herzon VS Ragdoll - Scarlet Overkill is going down
Ragdoll was next.
Ragdoll: (to War Machine) Scarlet Overkill is going down. And this time, Gru's grown up.
War Machine: You got that right. That was amazing that they took down Scarlet back then.
Twilight Sparkle: And now here we are years later and she is back and we're going to send her back to prison.
Starshine Sparkle: I agree there. We're going to make that rotten egg witch pay.
Spyro: With her spending the rest of her life in prison.
Megamind: And it will be good.
Ragdoll: You got that right. Lets do it!
MISSILE MAGIC MAGISWORD!
War Machine used his ridewatch and they fired waves of magic and missiles and smashed him down.
Captain America, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Kangaroo Jack, Billy Gilbert and Acid Storm VS Batroc the Leaper - Scarlet Overkill is nowhere NEAR the title the Most Powerful Villain ever
Batroc the Leaper was next.
Batroc: (to Captain America) Scarlet Overkill is nowhere NEAR the title the Most Powerful Villain ever. (hopefully) But I'm near that title, right?
Captain America: I'm not entirely sure but yeah all villains are powerful in their own way.
Princess Luna: That's right. When I was Nightmare Moon, I was a really powerful force.
Moondust: I agree there. But Scarlet is nowhere near all the villains we faced.
Snowdrop: That's for sure.
Gari: But she is going to have all that power taken from her.
Blackout: That's right and it will be through the power of justice.
Kangaroo Jack: (Australian Accent) That's right mate and it will be good.
Batroc: You got that right! Lets do it!
SHIELD THROW MAGISWORD!
He activated his ridewatch and they fired waves darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Black Widow, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Pajama Sam, Flywheels and Stranglehold VS Shade - We faced villains that are INFINITELY more powerful than Scarlet
Shade was next.
Shade: (to Black Widow) We faced villains that are INFINITELY more powerful than Scarlet. And they lost too.
Black Widow: That is for sure. Scarlet will be no different from that.
Princess Celestia: That is for sure. Team Loud Phoenix Storm beat them all.
King Solar: They sure have and it is good they did.
Solar Eclipsa: I agree there.
Amber Morning: No villain is a match for us.
Spotlight: Not to sound arrogant but yeah.
Pajama Sam: That is for sure!
Shade: I agree there. Lets do it!
LIGHT SUN MAGISWORD!
Black Widow used her ridewatch and they fired waves of light and energy and smashed him down.
Blossomforth VS Evil Wing Man
Evil Wing Man was next.
Evil Wing Man: This will be fun.
Blossomforth: It sure will be.
She fired waves of wind and smashed him down.
Cora Billingston VS Spatula Girl
Spatula Girl was next.
Spatula Girl: This will be fun.
Cora Billingston: It sure will be fun.
She fired waves of wind and smashed her down.
Snow White VS Yost Viper
Yost Viper was next.
Yost Viper: This is gonna be fun.
Snow White: It sure will.
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Andrea Davenport VS Lord Stratosfear
Lord Stratosfear was next.
Lord Stratosfear: I have a feeling this will be good.
Andrea Davenport: It sure will.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Uta VS Frictor
Frictor was next.
Frictor: YE MORTAL FOOLS HAVE AGITATED ALMIGHTY (ECHOING) FRICTOR! MASTER OF FRICTION!
Uta: Bring it on!
She jumped off the ground and jumped off a tree and flew and punched him down.
Kevin VS Queen of the Black Puddle
Queen of the Black Puddle was next.
Queen of The Black Puddle: This is gonna be fun.
Kevin (Samurai): It sure will be.
He fired waves of water and smashed her down.
Jasmine VS Yost X 23
Yost X-23 was next.
Yost X-23: This is gonna be fun.
Jasmine: You got that right.
Jasmine fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Thumbelina VS Indigestible Wad
Indigestible Wad was next.
Indigestible Wad: Bring it on girl!
Thumbelina: Oh I will.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Hannah Montgomery VS Cyborg Rangers
Cyborg Rangers were next.
Hannah Montgomery: This is gonna be fun.
She fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Owl (Winnie The Pooh) VS Owl (Stellaluna).
Owl (Stellaluna) was next.
Owl (Stellaluna): I'm ready for you.
Owl: I say now. This will be good.
He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
SPD Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Varie, Cassidy, Camie, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS General Tomars
General Tomars was next.
General Tomars: So your sister likes chum like Lincoln's dad and Lana and Mr. Krabs!? That is strange.
Me: It was. It I still heard that word chum I would throw up but not anymore. But yeah that is crazy.
Sakura Knudson: It sure is.
Varie: But it's awesome though.
Cassidy: Now Sakura, Lana and Mr. Krabs and Mr. Lynn are chum buddies.
We laughed.
Camie: That's a good way to put it.
General Tomars: It sure is. Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his save and in it was a bunch of familiars for Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Sunset Shimmer, and Starlight Glimmer.
Twilight Sparkle: A female purple Alicorn Familiar named Magicstorm Aurora, she has the powers of the elemental forces and magic, and she can fire powerful blasts of elemental forces from her hooves and wings and fire blasts of purple magic from her horn, and she can also fire purifying blasts of purple magic to purify anyone, place, or thing corrupted by dark magic. She's also a lover of all kinds of books and literature, and her favorite kinds of books are books on magic.
Pinkie Pie: A female pink Alicorn Familiar named Clementine Cake, she has the powers of technology and magic, and she can fire powerful blasts of technology from her hooves and fire blasts of pink magic from her horn, and she can also fire purifying blasts of pink magic to purify anyone, place, or thing corrupted by dark magic. She also loves planning parties and eating cakes, pies, candy, and sweets, and she loves pranks.
Rainbow Dash: A female light blue Alicorn Familiar named Hesperia Gust, she has the powers of rainbow lightning, wind and magic, and she can fire powerful blasts of wind and rainbow lightning from her hooves and wings and fire blasts of rainbow magic from her horn, and she can also fire purifying blasts of rainbow magic to purify anyone, place, or thing corrupted by dark magic. She's also a lover of all sports and she's a good sportswoman.
Fluttershy: A female yellow Alicorn Familiar named Nature Flora, she has the powers of nature and magic, and she can fire powerful blasts of elemental forces from her hooves and wings and fire blasts of green magic from her horn, and she can also fire purifying blasts of green magic to purify anyone, place, or thing corrupted by dark magic. She's also a lover and caretaker of all kinds of animals.
Rarity: A female white Alicorn Familiar named Maelstrom Crystal, she has the powers of water and magic, and she can fire powerful blasts of water from her hooves and wings and fire blasts of blue magic from her horn, and she can also fire purifying blasts of blue magic to purify anyone, place, or thing corrupted by dark magic. She's also a lover of all kinds of fashions and jewels, and she's also a great fashionista who can come up with many ideas for fashion lines.
Applejack: A female purple Alicorn Familiar named Seismic Apple, she has the powers of the elemental forces and magic, and she can fire powerful blasts of elemental forces from her hooves and fire blasts of purple magic from her horn, and she can also fire purifying blasts of purple magic to purify anyone, place, or thing corrupted by dark magic. She's also a really hard worker, and she can also give Applejack, Lincoln, and the rest of Applejack's family a hand in the apple orchard.
Sunset Shimmer: A female purple Alicorn Familiar named Firestorm Ruby, she has the powers of fire and magic, and she can fire powerful blasts of fire from her hooves and wings and fire blasts of orange magic from her horn, and she can also fire purifying blasts of orange magic to purify anyone, place, or thing corrupted by dark magic. She also has the power to see who's worthy of redemption or not.
And Starlight Glimmer: A female purple Alicorn Familiar named Starstorm Andromeda, she has the powers of the stars and nebulae and magic, and she can fire powerful blasts of stars and nebulae from her hooves and wings and fire blasts of cyan blue magic from her horn, and she can also fire purifying blasts of cyan blue magic to purify anyone, place, or thing corrupted by dark magic. She's also a lover of all kinds of magic and the stars, and she can also create spells and many of them are based on her inspiration with the stars in space.
I teleported back with them.
SPD Rangers: READY! SPD EMERGENCY!
They transformed and they were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!
The Megaforce rangers turned into the SPD Rangers too.
Me: Time for some buttkicking! First this! SPD MORPHER! JUDGEMENT MODE!
I pressed a button and a flash of light appeared and a timer came on. 15 seconds later the red X lit up.
Me: GUILTY!
Jack Landors: Lets do it! DELTA ENFORCERS!
They got the Delta Enforcers Ready!
Me: FIRE!
We fired elemental and energy blasts and those blasts all hit him first and the blasts from the Delta Enforcers hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
He was locked in a containment card and I went over and picked him up.
Me: General Tomars you have failed this city.
SPD Rangers: Shutdown!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a super mega win.
POW! KRABLAM!
May punched her and knocked out some of her teeth!
May: Had enough!?
Scarlet Overkill: I WILL KILL YOU!
May: Then time for a few more roundhouse kicks to your face!
May jumped and dealt Scarlet a ferocious flying machine gun kick to her face!
She kicked her all over the place!
POW BLAM SMASH!
May really was letting her have it!
CRA-KOW!
She kicked her in her face and smashed her down and broke her nose!
We regrouped!
Me: Holy shit! May you really did a number on her!
Sakura Knudson: Wow! You really let her have it.
May: She's not done yet.
Troy: Need some help, May?
May: I'd like that!
Tsukasa: Coming right up!
Kamen Ride: Build!
Kamen Ride: Cross Z!
Kamen Ride: Grease!
Kamen Ride: Rogue!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! CHEMICAL SCIENCE FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers, Tsukasa and Daiki summoned clones of the Build Team and the Megaforce Rangers and Daiki turned into the Build team!
Maria: Time for technology to come forth! (TURNS DIAL) TECHNO STAR 6!
She summoned Technus, Mike Rochip, Omega Metroid, Defector, Road Kamelot and Chameleon Zodiarts along with Steam Smythe, Warp, Legion Ex Machina, All the Evil Robot Masters and the Reploids!
Nico: NICE!
May: Lets tear this bitch apart!
We went at her!
We were pulverizing and blasting her all over the place.
Mr. Krabs, Gru, G1 Venom and Gears used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Venom's electro blaster, Gears' Strength and Mr. Krabs and Gru's powers 100-fold.
Mr. Krabs and G1 Venom: CHEAPSKATE DOLLAR BLAST!
Gru and Gears: VILLAIN WIND BLAST!
Dino Thunder Beetle Power and Beetle: DINO THUNDER THUNDERSTRIKE!
SPD Coruscant Power and Cad Bane: SPD FURY BLAST OF CORUSCANT!
Mystic Force Australia Power and Boomerang: BOOMERANGS OF MAGIC AUSTRALIA!
Operation Overdrive Speed Power and Titanium Man: TITANIUM SPEED BLAST!
Jungle Fury Primal Power and Cheshire: JUNGLE FURY PRIMAL BLAST!
Apocalyptic RPM Power and Multiple Man: APOCALYPTIC RPM BLAST!
Samurai Honor Power and Silver Samurai: SAMURAI HONOR BLAST!
Beast Morphin Primal Power and Whiplash: BEAST PRIMAL BLAST!
Dino Charge Prehistoric Power and Major Disaster: DINO CHARGE FURY BLAST!
Trains of ToQger Fury and Sux Gum Gang: TRAINS OF ROADKILL BLAST!
Cats of Fury and Katz: CATS OF DOOM BLAST!
Mantas of Doom and Cloak and Dagger: MANTAS OF DOOM BLAST!
Wood of Nature and Evil Wood Man: WOOD OF NATURE BLAST!
Food of Martial Arts and Kung Food: FOOD OF MARTIAL ARTS BLAST!
Moth Force of Water and Gypsy Moth: MOTH FORCE WATER BLAST!
Firecrackers of Stars and Star Creature: FIRECRACKERS OF STARS BLAST!
Winds of Doom and Evil Wind Man: WINDS OF DOOM BLAST!
Snakes of Power and Evil Snake: SNAKES OF POWER BLAST!
Winter Mayhem Force and Evil Winter Man: WINTER MAYHEM BLAST!
Sirens of Fury and Siren Sara: SIRENS OF FURY BLAST!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Sphinx Moth, Primal Rage, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Fluttershy, Gru and kids, Minions, Lola, Lana and Lily: EVIL THIEF BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasts.
Lincoln: VILLAIN ELEMENT STYLE: LEX LUTHOR!
Entrapta: VILLAIN LIGHTNING STYLE: ELECTRO!
Perfuma: VILLAIN NATURE STYLE: POISON IVY!
Frosta: VILLAIN ICE STYLE: CAPTAIN COLD!
Jessica Kaios: VILLAIN FIRE STYLE: HEAT WAVE!
Yuna: VILLAIN WATER STYLE: KING SHARK!
Toph: VILLAIN EARTH STYLE: ABSORBING MAN!
Tatsumaki: VILLAIN WIND STYLE: WHIRLWIND!
They fired waves of energy and they formed into said Marvel and DC Villains.
Lincoln and his harem: VILLAIN FINAL SMASH: VILLAIN KI BARRAGE!
They fired a massive barrage of ki blasts based on DC and Marvel villains.
Lincoln fired two rainbow energy blasts which transformed into rainbow energy straitjackets and they tied up Scarlet Overkill and Herb Overkill and beamed them to separate cells in The Uranus Prison's Solitary Confinement.
Lincoln: Consider your careers over, you ruthless supervillains.
Nico: No longer will you two be running free ever again. Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet.
Lanaiya Volvenstein: That's right, there's still the matter of Loppera to deal with, and that religious fanatic should be arriving...right now!
?: I will make every last one of you pay for what you did in destroying our Lord Ghidorah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Yuko: I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out now, Loppera.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Loppera of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.
Yuko: Loppera, I should've known you'd show up here, and we already knew of the Order's arrival days ago, so we're prepared to destroy you all. We will never let you destroy the Earth ever!
Loppera: You fools will pay dearly for this, Lord Ghidorah will rise again and the entire Earth will be destroyed!
Lanaiya Volvenstein: The only one who deserves to be destroyed is you.
Suddenly, Lanaiya Volvenstein's green eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with winds, dragons, phoenixes, and wind angels, she unholstered her massive Cyclonic Ravager-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Loppera, she left green energy, winds, dragons, phoenixes, and wind angels with every step.
Lanaiya Volvenstein: I will never ever forgive you for what you and the rest of the Order have tried to do 20,000 years from now, Loppera: wanting King Ghidorah to destroy our world and every last living thing on it, that's one thing I will never allow, and for that, I hope you're ready to be buried under a thousand tons of earth for your crimes against mankind and the universe!
Suddenly, Lanaiya Volvenstein was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with winds surrounding it, there are dragons, phoenixes, and wind angels and Cyclonic Ravager flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a sky blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Loppera: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Lanaiya Volvenstein emerged, but she was changed forever.
(DANGER ZONE BY KENNY LOGGINS PLAYS)
Lanaiya Volvenstein grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has sky blue highlights in the bangs of her short green hair, she has green eyes and a green energy aura with winds, dragons, phoenixes, and wind angels surrounding her, she has Cyclonic Ravager emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on dragon earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Wind and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Cyclonic Ravager with green gems for eyes and holding the Wind and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her green phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Dragon Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and green gems on the gold flame links. Lanaiya Volvenstein has on a sleeveless green blouse, sleeveless green top, green skirt, green pants, green legwarmers, green sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with winds, dragons, phoenixes, and wind angels on the coattails, and on the back is Cyclonic Ravager surrounded by wind. Suddenly, Lanaiya Volvenstein felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive green angel wings with sky blue tips on the large green feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long green wolf tails with sky blue tips. Lanaiya Volvenstein has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Lanaiya Volvenstein's massive Cyclonic Ravager-themed greatsword and all the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, winds, dragons, phoenixes, and fire angels with every step, and when it emerged, it transformed into Cyclonic Ravager's Elemental Alchemical Wind Draconic Phoenix Wind Greatsword of Elemental Alchemical Wind Ravager Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded sky blue gems and Cyclonic Ravager etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged emerald green blade, large green dragon heads for the crossguard, large sky blue gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large green phoenix heads with sky blue gems for eyes and large sky blue gem on the bottom of the green phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Cyclonic Ravager's head with sky blue gems for eyes and a large emerald green gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji below Cyclonic Ravager that said, "Lanaiya Volvenstein, Gene-Slammer of Cyclonic Ravager, Elemental Alchemical Alchemist Angel of Wind, Loving Sister of Holly Volvenstein, Esmerelda Volvenstein, and Allie Anne Volvenstein, Demolisher of Queen Bee Mean Girls, Future Wife of Nico Chan, Archenemy of Jeannine Gale Also Known As The Sylph, Destroyer of Loppera of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Wind, Dragons, and Phoenixes"
ラナイヤ・ヴォルベンスタイン、サイクロン・ラヴェジャーのジーン・スラマー、エレメンタル・アルケミカル・アルケミスト、風の天使、ホリー・ヴォルベンスタインの愛する姉妹、エスメレルダ・ヴォルベンスタイン、アリー・アン・ヴォルベンスタイン、クイーン・ビー・ミーン・ガールズの破壊者、ニコ・チャンの未来の妻、ジャニーン・ゲイルの宿敵としても知られるシルフとして、ホーリー ギドラの惑星の地球外秩序のロッペラの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、風、ドラゴン、およびフェニックス
Lanaiya Volvenstein has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CYCLONIC RAVAGER-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA HURRICANE ALCHEMICAL CYCLONIC RAVAGER WIND ANGEL OF DIVINE HURRICANE ALCHEMICAL WIND CYCLONIC RAVAGER JUSTICE AND DIVINE WIND ALCHEMICAL WIND CYCLONIC RAVAGER LOVE!
We were amazed by Lanaiya Volvenstein's Super Angel-Cyclonic Ravager-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Nico saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Loppera saw it, he fell into an infernal rage and he got out his blaster to blast her, but Lanaiya Volvenstein fired a powerful green energy blast with winds, dragons, phoenixes, and wind angels at Loppera, which hit him and pushed him back and he also got shredded by the winds, but this really pissed him off now, and Lanaiya grabbed his blaster which'd been scrapped and it got turned into pure solid gold which was sent into our vault.
Holly Volvenstein: Wow, Lanaiya's transformed, and she really shredded Loppera badly.
Nico: That bastard had it coming, and she also turned his blaster into gold and sent it to our vault.
Lanaiya Volvenstein: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Alchemical Wind Cyclonic Ravager Draconic Phoenix Wind Angel and Divine Draconic Phoenix Alchemical Wind Cyclonic Ravager Angel Love) And now, you're about to feel the full fury of the winds, Loppera.
Nico: Let me in on this too, Lanaiya, this bastard doesn't deserve to live any longer.
Nico transformed into Super Saiyan Rainbow Infinity and unholsters his massive Nico's Universal Elemental Greatsword of Saiyan Pride and Phoenix Justice from his wider and muscular back and joined Lanaiya Volvenstein.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Alright, you fanatical clod, it's time for you to pay for your crimes with your blood!
Lanaiya Volvenstein and Nico went after Loppera who's now gone even more full-blown ballistic, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Loppera and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him.
Nico turned his fingernails into claws and he slashed at Loppera, drawing more blood and leaving more scars on him, and he was being driven even more ballistic. Suddenly, Loppera took out the vial of red liquid with a drop of 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, then he drank it. Suddenly, Loppera began changing as massive wings like King Ghidorah's grew and sprouted out from his back, his skin was covered in gold scales, and he'd grown King Ghidorah's tails.
Me: Watch it, you guys, now Loppera has transformed into his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.
Loppera fired a Gravity Lightning blast at Lanaiya Volvenstein and Nico, who dodged it.
Lincoln: Lanaiya, Nico, hang on.
Suddenly, we heard deranged laughter in the air and we saw a figure charge right at Lincoln, who dodged the attack, and we saw who it was that tried to attack Lincoln: it was another Evil Luan, and she was still out to kill Lincoln.
Lincoln: Oh man, another version of Evil Luan. Guys, we got a Code: Deranged Prankster!
Me: What, another version of Evil Luan's here!
Suddenly, we saw Tring and Sneyser appear before us and kick Evil Luan hard in the face.
Tring: (Girl's voice) Don't worry about another version of Evil Luan, Lincoln, we'll take care of this homicidal deranged prankster.
Sneyser: (Girl's voice) You just concentrate on taking care of King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Loppera.
Lincoln: Thanks, Jayla Yuki and Jane Yuki. And make sure she's beaten up to an inch of her life.
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which separated Loppera from his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form, and then, Lincoln went at King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Loppera and he stabbed him in his chest with one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails paralyzing him so he couldn't try to escape, and then, Lincoln began absorbing King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Loppera's bio-energy and assimilated his powers and abilities until nothing was left of it.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Thanks for the save, Lincoln, and I can't believe another version of Evil Luan arrived to kill you, but our two heroes will take care of her. Now, then, shall we end this bastard for good, Lanaiya?
Lanaiya Volvenstein: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Alchemical Wind Cyclonic Ravager Draconic Phoenix Wind Angel and Divine Draconic Phoenix Alchemical Wind Cyclonic Ravager Angel Love) You got it, Nico.
Lanaiya Volvenstein and Nico sent Loppera flying into the air, and then, they prepared their combo to put an end to Loppera.
Lanaiya Volvenstein and Nico: ELEMENTAL CYCLONIC RAVAGER DRACONIC PHOENIX ALCHEMY WIND STORM KAMEHAMEHA!
Lanaiya Volvenstein and Nico fired two massive green energy Kamehameha waves with winds, dragons, phoenixes, and wind angels, and they hit Loppera, and they explode with incredible power as they hit him, and he was obliterated. Then, when his spirit appeared, Lanaiya Volvenstein and Nico drew the Judgement Kanji on his forehead, and he was erased by The Black Gates for his crimes. We cheered as Lanaiya Volvenstein and Nico holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Lanaiya Volvenstein's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long green wolf tails, and massive green angel wings are permanent.
Lanaiya Volvenstein: That's one member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah down and twenty-two members to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Loppera once and for all, Nico.
Nico: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Lanaiya.
Suddenly, Lanaiya Volvenstein wrapped her arms around Nico's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Nico's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Nico's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Nico leaned down to Lanaiya Volvenstein's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Nico's massive pecs, and behind them was a Dragon, Phoenix, Angel, and Cyclonic Ravager flying in the air, and we saw many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and winds and tornadoes behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Nico and Esmerelda Volvenstein absorbed the winds and tornadoes and they came back to us as the display and Cyclonic Ravager vanished.
Me: Oh man, now that's what another cult fanatic has been put down. Awesome job out there, Nico and Lanaiya.
Nico: Thanks, J.D.
Then, Tring and Sneyser had finished beating up Evil Luan and Lincoln tied her up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains, so she couldn't escape. Then, Lincoln fired a powerful rainbow energy blast which hit Evil Luan and destroyed her and sent her to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: This is for all the April Fools' Day Apocalypses you brought upon us and for trying to kill me with your insane pranks, you deranged clown. (To Jayla Yuki and Jane Yuki) And it's so good to see you again, Jayla Yuki and Jane Yuki.
Jayla Yuki reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long red hair, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings, she's dressed in a red vest, red crop top with red beaded necklaces, red skirt, red pants, red legwarmers, red sneakers, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with fire, Elemental HERO Monsters, and golems on the coattails and on the back is Tring and the Elemental HERO Monsters, and holstered on her back is a massive Hyehehe-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Tring etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large Tring heads for the crossguard, large red gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large Tring heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large Tring heads for the pommel.
And Jane Yuki reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long blue hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful blue angel wings, she's dressed in a blue vest, blue crop top with blue beaded necklaces, blue skirt, blue pants, blue legwarmers, blue sneakers, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with fire, Elemental HERO Monsters, and mythical monsters on the coattails and on the back is Sneyser and the Elemental HERO Monsters, and holstered on her back is a massive Sneyser-themed greatsword with embedded blue gems and Sneyser etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, large Sneyser heads for the crossguard, large blue gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large Sneyser heads and large blue gem on the bottom of the large Sneyser heads for the pommel.
Jayla Yuki: You too, Lincoln.
Jane Yuki: It's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Jayla Yuki and Jane Yuki and he hugged them, and Jayla Yuki and Jane Yuki are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, Elsa, and I haven't seen you since I was eight, Kessekimon, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Jayla Yuki: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Jane Yuki: You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know these two girls?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.
Nicholette Torrington: Oh man, and so do we. The Tring Gene-Slammer is Jayla Yuki and the Sneyser Gene-Slammer is Jane Yuki, they're Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and classmates in Math, and they're also members of The Duel Monsters Heroes. They're known as the Elemental HERO Deck Duo, because they specialize in The Elemental HERO Deck. Lincoln made Jayla an Elemental HERO Absolute Zero-themed bikini and he made Jane an Elemental Hero The Shining-themed bikini. To show thanks, they kissed Lincoln on the lips. They're also the twin sisters of Jaden Yuki, and they hate Flip with a passion.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: Whoa, I had no idea you had twin sisters, Jaden.
Me: Same here.
Jaden: I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys to them, and now, I know why.
Alexis: Team Rocket Gene-Slammed them, the fiends.
Jaden: If I wasn't already that mad at Giovanni before, what he did to my twin sisters just absolutely riled me up.
Jayla and Jane ran up to Jaden, and they hugged him, and he hugged them back.
Jayla Yuki: I know, but it's so good to see you again, Jaden.
Jane Yuki: Same here, big bro.
Jaden: You too, girls. How did you girls know about that another version of Evil Luan coming after us?
Lincoln: They must've sensed that after the deaths of the another versions of Evil Lori, Evil Lynn, and Evil Lisa, Evil Luan decided to go after us to kill us, so they came here to help and get payback for all the rotten pranks we went through because of Dark Luan taking over Luan. And now that you two are here.
Lincoln first went up to Jayla Yuki, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
And Lincoln then went up to Jane Yuki, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Jayla Yuki: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Linky.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Jayla Yuki and Jane Yuki with red and blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and red and blue crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with two Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Jayla Yuki: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Jayla and Jane Yuki.
Jayla Yuki and Jane Yuki had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to each of their face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.
Nico: Looks like we'll be running into more of your Guardian Angels during our fights against The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, and speaking of, for tomorrow, the next member is Vexxtrea, which means you're up next, Allie Anne.
Allie Anne Volvenstein: Yeah, we'll make Vexxtrea pay with his life.
Nico: We sure will. Say, Lincoln, which B.E.S. Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet next on your rescue?
Lincoln: I already know who's next for tomorrow, Nico: Jolene Long, Gene-Slammer of B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core.
Becky Long: We're so going to enjoy seeing Jolene once again, Lincoln. But, this also means we'll be running into another enemy of me and my sisters who's probably been brought back by Damian Constantine.
Lincoln: I know. But, we'll be ready for them and for whatever trick that psycho has up his sleeves.
Swordsman: There goes another face from Gru's past.
Melter: Don't forget the minions.
Ragdoll: But one thing still needs answering.
Batroc the Leaper: Who knocked Herb out?
Shade: I guess we'll never know.
None of us saw the Kaito clone walking away with a smile on his face
I sensed the Kaito Clone and saw him and he looked at me and winked and gave me the thumbs up.
Me: (In my head) That awesome sneaky devil. (Winks and gives him the thumbs up back)
Nico: That was so awesome though.
Gru: Thanks for helping me out guys.
Me: No problem Gru.
Margo Gru: That was so fun!
Qin: It sure was.
Nico: But great job today everyone!
Margo Gru: Yeah! (To the viewers) Enemies from dad's past better beware because we're coming for you.
Me: You got that right Margo.
Sakura Knudson: I'll say!
We went back home and went and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
This was for the 2015 movie Minions and that was awesome.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Abomination, Lego Band, Dr. Felonius (Johnny Bravo), Hector Con Carne 2.0, Tai Lung and Klobber along with Ripster, Kaso Mi, Captain Chaku, Duck Dodgers, Taro and Zenkaiger Clone and we're going to the planet Venus and we're going to be in for an amazing shock and we're going to see that the planet is now fully terraformed too! We're going to go into a cave and we're going to see a huge crystal cave and we're going to battle Another Abomination and Another Princess Bubblegum and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Torterra named Dana Logan and she is a nature lover.
The next match-up in The War Against The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah is Allie Anne Volvenstein, Gene-Slammer of Waterveiled Assassin and Nico VS Vexxtrea
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Tennessee, and we're going to deal with another old enemy of Becky Long and her sisters: a mad scientist named David Anthony. Long ago, he was an intelligent student and he was also in the same school as Lori and Becky Long. But, Becky Long knew of his true nature: he was really a mad scientist who wants nothing more than world domination, and he caused a lot of havoc and destruction with his creations: everything from gigantic robots to mutant monsters created by his brand of mad science. But, his last plot for world destruction was brought to an end by Becky Long and her sisters, and he was taken away by the cops and sentenced to Life In Prison without any possibility of parole. But, now years later, David Anthony has broken out of prison, and he wants revenge on Becky Long and her sisters for ruining his plans for world domination long ago, and the person responsible for breaking him out was the deranged, evil, psychopathic, out-of-control, deranged lunatic and enemy of Buster Bunny and his friends from Acme Acres, Damian Constantine. And for tomorrow, we're going to meet the next of the B.E.S. Gene-Slammers, this time, it's Jolene Long, Gene-Slammer of B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core and one of The Long Sisters, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and like her eldest sister, Becky Long, Jolene Long is a very strong and powerful technomancer, and like Becky, she was pronounced braindead at age 4 and the doctors came up with a very risky and dangerous operation. They replaced her dead brain with an artificial Positronic Brain, and it gave her incredible powers of Technokinesis and it also turned her mind into a very incredible computer capable of storing an infinite amount of information and unleashing the full 100% of her brain power, and when she got Gene-Slammed into B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core, she also gained powerful earth powers, and just like Becky, Jolene is also in Lori's school and she's protected Lincoln from the worst of Lisa Loud's fury and almost got Lisa disowned and sent to a nuthouse in the federal prison system forever as well as have all of her science stuff confiscated by the scientific community forever. But, wait until she finds out that the person person responsible for turning her into the heartless, emotionless mad scientist she, her eldest sister, and her other sisters have hated was none other than Killjoy Huggins, and this happened under their noses when Lincoln was in Third Grade.
Get ready for a superhero adventure of awesome power as we face Concussion and we're going to destroy that evil maniacal insane monster and make him pay for his crimes.
see you next time.
