This chapter is based on the movie Zoom from 2006.
Flying to the planet Venus was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Abomination, Lego Band, Dr. Felonius (Johnny Bravo), Hector Con Carne 2.0, Tai Lung and Klobber along with Ripster, Kaso Mi, Captain Chaku, Duck Dodgers, Taro and Zenkaiger Clone and we were heading there for an awesome and cool rescue and a really fun one.
Me: We haven't been to Venus in a while.
Nico: No we haven't.
Xenia: It has been a while.
Qin: I wonder how the planet has been since we were there last.
Nico: We'll find out. Also Taro, Kaito 2, it's awesome having you with us as guests.
Taro: We are truly honored to be with you guys.
Zenkaiger Clone: We sure are.
Nico: Ripster, I want to thank you, Abomination, and your teams for coming.
Ripster: No problem Nico. It's awesome helping you out.
Me: It sure is.
Nico: Kaso Mi, what do you like to do in your free time?
Kaso Mi: Boy that's a good question. I haven't really given it much thought.
Me: Well there's plenty of stuff to do out there.
Lola: Yeah you'll think of something.
Misty Tredwell: Besides there's still lots to do out there.
Qin: Yeah.
Taro: I agree there. You'll think of something.
Nico: And no. You can't work in Moe's Tavern or participate in a fight club.
Kaso Mi: I wasn't planning to. But that is a good one. But if I were to pick I would have to say either zoologist, firefighter or police officer.
Me: Good choices.
Qin: I agree. But just find a good job that best suits you.
Nico: Yeah.
Sakura Knudson: Plenty of them out there.
Me: Yeah.
Taro: By the way guys did you all start fighting our enemies?
Me: We sure did. We already defeated 2 of them.
I showed the Gears we got for Dino Fury and ToQger.
Taro: Cool! You guys are doing good.
Me: It's to help your upcoming Ambassador prepare for her missions with you guys.
Laney: Yeah we have been facing the Anoni and took down 2 monsters from you guys so far.
Qin: We sure did.
Kaito 2: That is so awesome.
Taro: Boy it sure is.
Me: But it will be an honor to meet the 46th Ranger team.
Taro: We're honored that we're going to meet you all soon. And Ikki and Vice you guys are doing great too.
Ikki: Same to you Taro. How is the rest of the Donbrothers?
Taro: Doing really well.
Ikki: Cool cool.
Me: Yep.
Qin: Yesterday's mission was just as fun though.
Nico: Yesterday was great learning about the Minions' past.
Me: It sure was and we had no idea that they existed ever since the time of the dinosaurs.
Qin: That is so cool.
Lola: It sure is and May delivered one awesome beatdown on Scarlet!
Nico: (to Kaito 2) You were the one who knocked out Herb, didn't you?
Kaito 2: (shrugs) It wasn't that hard.
Flashback...
Herb: (running to Scarlet Overkill) Like Hell she's fighting without me!
Kaito 2, who was reading a newspaper, just tripped him and he fell to the ground.
Kaito 2: (Gets out handcuffs) Didn't even need to transform.
He slapped them on him.
FLASHBACK ENDS!
Me: The old newspaper casual trip trick. Classic.
Xenia: That was clever!
Nico: Never even saw it coming.
Kaito 2: No he sure didn't.
Nico: Very clever. Good job Kaito 2.
Kaito 2: Thanks boss.
Maria: Guys, after the rescue, Sheila needs our help with something.
May: What's that?
Maria: Some dumbass thinks it's funny to steal lights from houses.
We gasped.
Me: Wait. I remember seeing this before. Taro ring any bells?
Taro: It sure does.
Kaito 2: I remember this too.
Me: Yeah. Wait Taro I just want you to know that you are not the only one that had to go through the same pain you went through. Turns out my brother Naruto went through it too.
Fu: As have I. My life before I met J.D. and everyone has been hell.
Taro: Was it really?
Fu: It was. I did not have any friends at all.
Me: It's a really ugly story.
Nico: He's right. But you are not alone in all this. There are many others that know how you feel.
Taro: Wow. Thanks guys. That means a lot to me that I'm not the only one.
Qin: Good.
Nico: Here we are.
Me: Guys, look at Venus!
We saw that Venus was NOW FULLY TERRAFORMED! IT WAS BACK TO WHAT IT WAS MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO BEFORE IT TURNED INTO A NIGHTMARISH SCORCHING HOT WORLD! It was now completely covered in beautiful continents, water, plants and more!
Nicole: WOW! Venus is now fully terraformed!?
Nico: How is that possible!?
Girl Jordan: Wow! Wait I think I know. Nico remember on your rescue where we faced Another Zexion? Me and Leeli might have done it.
Nico: Really?
Girl Jordan: The song we did terraformed it in reality.
Me: Wow!
Nico: The song reached it out here?
Girl Jordan: It sure did.
Leeli: Wow! The song and power I have is amazingly strong.
Sakura Knudson: Boy it sure is.
Abomination: That is so cool.
Qin: Wow no kidding. But this is so cool seeing Venus like this.
Laney: It sure is awesome. Now we have 3 Earth planets in our system.
Me: Yep. Mars and Venus are both now like Earth.
Nico: The Earth Trifecta.
Earth: I like that. That is clever.
Me: It sure is. We're 38 million miles from Earth and Leeli's song reached it.
Leeli: That is so awesome!
Rainbow Dash: Wow! It sure is.
Nico: J.D., you, Girl Jordan, Lincoln, Laney, Lisa, Luan, Luna, and Lily wouldn't have anything to do with those people turning into Hitotsuki recently, have you?
Me: Why are you accusing us of that?
Eli: Nico I assure you that they had nothing to do with all that. The Force is telling me that bro and everyone else all had nothing to do with it.
Nico: Oh good. Sorry guys.
Me: No worries. You're just being cautious.
Laney: We don't even have that kind of power.
Lisa Loud: Negative.
Lily: No we sure don't.
Lincoln: Honestly, us turning people into Hitotsukis? Where did you get that crazy idea?
May: (gets out footage of us making Kurata lose it) Hmmm? (gets out footage of us making Storious lose it) Hmmm? (gets out footage of us making Icky Vicky lose it) Hmmm? (gets out footage of us making Masato Kusaka lose it) Hmmm?! (gets out footage of us making Ronson lose it) Hmmm?!
Lincoln: Those are good arguments actually.
Me: We get the idea. But those have nothing to do with Hitotsukis.
Taro: He's right on that. Those people were not chosen. The Notos were choosing people at random.
Me: I think they are picking people like they did with the Donbrothers. Except for us to face in America.
Nico: Oh I get it.
Maria: Guys, I don't know how to say this but-
Laney: Something wrong, Maria?
Maria: I've been thinking. And don't get angry. But maybe you guys don't remember turning people into Hitotsukis.
Laney: What?!
Me: Maria what gave you that idea?
Maria: Think about it. We've faced plenty of bad guys who use mind control. What if these are side effects from you guys having Dark Orbs in you? Or maybe Mad Hatter used those police sirens on you guys when we were rescuing his hostages. We WERE close to them when we were deactivating those bombs. I don't like it. But-
Laney: It wasn't us! We're sure it wasn't.
Maria: You're right. Sorry, guys. But we don't know who's going to turn into a Hitotsuki next.
Me: Guys you're being paranoid.
Qin: Yeah come on!
Nico: You're right. Sorry. But after we deal with that light thief, I'll reassure the others about this. And for good measure, tomorrow's rescue, I have a plan to prove it wasn't you guys.
Me: Okay.
Qin: I have a feeling it will be good.
Me: As long as you don't put bombs in us.
Taro: I guess you also know about Jiro.
Nico: We'll talk more about his dark side on Lyra's first mission. But everything he knew about his past being a lie? That was seriously messed up!
Me: Yeah! That is fucked up beyond all belief!
Qin: You're not kidding!
Xenia: Yeah!
Nico: Yeah.
Taro: Put yourself in his shoes. How would you feel if everything you knew turned out to be fake? It's why I swallowed the Origami for him in his place.
Me: I can only speculate. That is awful that happened to him.
Qin: Yeah no kidding there.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: I agree.
Me: Nico tell you what, I'll prove I have nothing to do with this right now. I'll show you I'm innocent by doing my trademark evil Sasuke Rant on an evil Sasuke.
Nico: Okay then.
We went down to the planet and we saw that Venus looked absolutely incredible! It was beautiful!
Me: Wow! Venus looks so awesome!
Qin: Venus looks like a beautiful paradise!
Xenia: No kidding!
Camie: Wow! It went from a scorching hot wasteland to a beautiful Earth Planet.
Sakura Knudson: This is amazing!
Me: Wow! Venus now has more continents than Earth does.
Qin: And so many beautiful plants and wildlife. Look at all the creatures.
Fluttershy: They are so amazing to see.
Xenia: It's magnificent.
Taro: (sighs) I only wish Haruka and rest were here to see Venus Terraformed.
Nico: You really came to care about them, didn't you?
Taro: I may have been hard on them in the beginning. But I really have grown to see them as true companions.
Me: That's good you do Taro.
Qin: It sure is.
Nico: I hope Pluto gets Terraformed next.
Me: Same with the Moon and many of the big moons of the planets.
Qin: Boy that would be so awesome!
Camie: That would be so awesome to see.
Laney: It sure is.
We saw the Venus Prison.
Me: The Venus Prison is still here. Now they are looking at a planet much like Earth instead of a volcanically hot scorching wasteland.
Qin: That is true.
Nico: J. Jonah Jameson is in for some awesome scenery.
Xenia: He sure is.
Nico: Eli, can you sense for Swartz's creations?
Eli: On it.
He sensed for them.
Eli: (Concentrates) Whoa! We have Another Princess Bubblegum and Another Abomination.
Me: Whoa! That is interesting.
Eli: But there is also an Evil Sasuke here!
Me: Perfect.
Eli: And the sky is awesome.
Me: Venus' sky went from a thick carbon dioxide cloud sky to Earth like. Venus went from an atmosphere that was 96.5% Carbon Dioxide to an atmosphere fully like Earth.
Leeli: That is so awesome.
Camie: Yeah.
Nico: What a change.
Me: And the temperature went down from 900˚ to 78.6˚Fahrenheit.
Nico: Absolutely perfect.
Eli: What a difference.
Me: And it used to rain sulfuric acid. Now it's perfect water.
We saw rainclouds raining water and lightning struck the ground instead of just staying in the clouds.
Nico: Wow!
Taro: Is it true that Swartz made Another Don Momotaro?
Nico: I'm sorry, Taro. But he did.
Me: It's how we got legend items for the Donbrothers.
We showed him and Kaito 2 our legend items for Donbrothers.
Taro: Wow! That is amazing.
Nico: We actually faced him last year.
Me: While your adventures were still in progress.
Taro: That is amazing.
Me: It sure is.
Xenia: Yeah we all were amazed.
Nico: I think we'll face the Another Abomination last.
Me: I have that feeling too.
We arrived in a desert on Aphrodite Terra.
Qin: Wow!
Me: It's amazing that this is Aphrodite Terra.
Nico: We had a really awesome race here too.
Me: And that was back when Venus was a really scorching hot wasteland.
Varie: That was so fun.
Nico: I hope no sand gets in my eye.
?: YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!
Me: Right on cue!
Out came AN EVIL SASUKE!
I went into my most powerful form.
Me: (DIVINE GODLY VOICE) Nice to see you Evil Sasuke.
Evil Sasuke then had his eyes glow red with incredible rage!
Evil Sasuke: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!? YOU ARE NOTHING TO US YOU CUR! WE ARE THE UCHIHA AND WE ARE THE STRONGEST AND THE ELITE!
Me: (To Evil Sasuke) Hmm. Yes and a "Motherfucking Cur" was the only kind of person you can handle. I remember that your father said that very same thing to me in 150,000 years just as I was killing the Uchiha for their crimes and snuffing out the very darkness that they used to destroy so many lives. When he made his speech about how you were going to kill all of the Leaf in the name of Madara Uchiha all they did was seal their fate. Your Father poisoned his own son with his own hatred and turned you into a miniature version of him and he poisoned your mind with so much of his hatred over everything that you became a totally lost cause. He made you into a homicidal and completely mentally unstable psychopath and you did not show any value towards friendship or comradery. You wanted everything handed to you on a silver platter just like your wretched father and all your clan did. You cheated in everything, Even though Ninjas cheat, education is the one thing that we NEVER cheat at. Isn't that right and they say that your father was leading the Uchiha to greatness. But it turns out you're just another lost soul of the run-of-the-mill ninja. And you know it. You're not even in the same league in the kind of power that I possess. I can destroy the entire universe in the mere blink of a cosmic eye. In fact, next to my kind of power and the power that you have, you are nothing compared to me and you and your clan were nothing but a bunch of pathetic ants compared to it. The way you covet all that power, the way your clan did all the deeds in the name of the devil known as Madara Uchiha, a monster and a planet destroyer. It's downright fucking disgusting. As the most powerful fighter and warrior and champion in the universe, all I see when I look at you is a fucked up miserable fuckweed and a heartless motherfucking psychotic wretch. And on top of that I fucking hate your style above all others you ruthless fuckkicker! What is it that you are hoping to accomplish? Stealing all the jutsu in the world just to expand your jutsu arsenal and repertoire, committing crimes all over the planet just to satisfy the devil Madara Uchiha, murdering innocent people, stealing jutsu, pursuing petty and worthless desires like revenge and above all betraying the very village your clan founded. You Uchiha Motherfuckers don't give a flying fuck about anyone but your pathetic goddamned motherfucking selves and that is why I killed them all including your father. The Uchiha are heartless monsters that murder, lie, steal, betray and are completely powerhungry just like you and that's why I killed them all. YOU ALL FUCKING DISGUST ME!
FORSAKEN BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS
That was proof that I didn't make Hitotsuki's and Evil Sasuke Roared in an incredible amount of rage and fury and he went into his LEVEL 2 Curse Mark Form and he went at me and punched and kicked and brutally fought me all over and tried to smash my head in with indiscriminate fury and he was really determined to make sure that he kills me. I blocked all his punches and kicks and he jumped back and threw numerous kunai and I deflected them all and fired a powerful blast of fire and it hit him in his arm and burned him bad! He was screaming in pain and then he was screaming in agony. But then his screams of pain quickly turned into maniacal and insane laughter. He was laughing like an insane and totally fucked up monster that was fucked up to the core six ways till Sunday and he went at me again and I kicked him in the face and knocked him down and he got up and went at me again and I dodged him and fired a blast of lightning and it hit him in the crotch and electrocuted him all over. He went at me some more and I dodged his strike and kicked him in the back and sent him smashing into a rock and he got up and fired massive blasts of lightning at me and I deflected them back with my sword and he got electrocuted all over and I punched him in the face and he went at me some more and I was making him madder and madder and madder and he was only making me stronger with all his hatred and more. I then punched him in the face and he went at me and I dodged him again and dodged him again and then I kicked him in the back again and sent him crashing into a rock and he got up and went at me some more and fired massive blasts of fire at me and I fired waves of massive fire blasts at him and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!
I was innocent.
Massive fiery explosions were blasting off all over the place.
I fired elemental blasts at Evil Sasuke and he was firing blasts at me and massive fiery explosions were going off all over and turning the area into a raging inferno.
Nicole: YEAH! GET HIM DAD!
The Entire area around us was turning into a war zone! Evil Sasuke then fired a massive fireball.
Me: KAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a massive rainbow Fire Kamehameha Wave and it went through the fireball and destroyed it and it slammed into the Evil Sasuke and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Evil Sasuke was smashed into the ground with incredible force and I kicked him in the stomach with incredible power and he belched up a huge amount of blood and then I grabbed him by his shirt and threw him into the air and flew after him and kicked him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth and he jumped away and fired waves of fire and I fired waves of lightning and they overtook his fire and the blasts of lightning hit him all over and electrocuted him and then I fired a wave of wind and entrapped him in a tornado and then I fired a wave of fire and burned him all over in the tornado as it was turned into a fire tornado. When the tornado faded he jumped out and fired more fire blasts and me and I fired waves of crystal at him and they hit him and cut him all over the place and then I fired waves of wood at him and smashed him all over the place with incredible force and smashed him all over. He ran at me with a Chidori and I teleported and fired waves of lava and burned his hands and he screamed in pain as he was burned all over and then I kicked him in the face and smashed him into a rock! Then he popped out of the rubble and threw the rock at me and I smashed it with incredible brute strength and smashed him with waves of rocks and pebbles and smashed him all over the place! I then fired waves of darkness and electrocuted and burned him all over.
Evil Sasuke got up and he was more enraged than ever before!
HE WAS PISSED!
Camie: That proof enough for you Nico?
Nico: (hears Nico communicator ringing) Can I get back to you guys on that? I need to take this call.
Maria: Okay.
Nico went to a safe distance and answered it.
Nico: Yello?
William: Nico, I just found the connection between the two people that turned into Hitotsukis. They were people who turned into said Hitotsukis before!
Nico: That clears things up a little.
William: And there's more. J.D., Girl Jordan, Lincoln, Laney, Luna, Luan, Lisa, and Lily couldn't have been the ones making the Hitotsukis appear. When Kishiryuki appeared, they were finishing up Donbrothers. And when Resshaki appeared, they were investigating Junkrat and Roadhog.
Nico: Oh fuck! Too late, dude. We got Evil Sasuke so mad he wants to snap our necks.
William: Well, at least you can kill him easily.
Nico: True. But thanks William.
William: No problem.
He hung up.
KRABLAM!
Evil Sasuke Roared and he was getting madder and madder and madder!
He went at me and I punched and pulverized him all over.
May: Geez, how mad does he have to get?
Nico: As mad as he wants for all we care! Because William called. He says Girl Jordan, Lincoln, Laney, Luna, Luan, Lisa, and Lily AREN'T the ones making the Hitotsukis in the first place!
Maria: Um... oops?
Laney: (SIGHS) What a relief!
Nico: No kidding!
Taro laughed and charged at Evil Sasuke.
He kicked him in his face and smashed him down!
Me: Time to get festive!
Evil Sasuke: What are you laughing at, you cur?!
Taro: The only cur is you. Naruto and J.D. are not responsible for your own mistakes. You are!
Me: That's right!
I punched him in his face!
POW! BLAM POW SMASH!
I punched him down.
NIco: How about we wrap this up?
Me: With pleasure!
Evil Sasuke got up and he was more enraged than ever before!
Evil Sasuke: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) WHAT IS IT WITH YOU!? WHY ARE YOU SO STRONG!? IT'S NOT FAIR! THAT POWER SHOULD BE MINE!
Me: You will never have my power.
Evil Sasuke then raised his right arm up and then I threw an energy disk and it slashed his right arm clean off! He screamed in excruciating pain as it was completely severed from his shoulder and he clutched the stub of his arm.
Evil Sasuke: YOU MONSTER!
Me: I've been called worse.
Elonna: Geez this Evil Sasuke is full of himself isn't he?
Natilee: You have no idea.
Me: You don't know how to love anyone Sasuke. All you care about is nothing but yourself.
I then teleported and stabbed Evil Sasuke all the way through his black heart!
Me: This is for everything you have done! Go to hell and stay there you motherfucking son of a fucking bitch!
I then slashed him all the way in half and sliced and diced him into a thousand pieces and then I fired a pitch black energy blast of the Black Gates and he was banished to oblivion forever!
Evil Sasuke was obliterated forever.
I powered down.
Me: That felt really good.
We came back to everyone.
Nico: Who's up next?
Lola: I will go next.
Me: Okay.
Lola: This is gonna be so fun.
Qin: It sure will be cool.
Me: And sweet.
Laney: Candy wise.
Nico: There she is!
We saw a figure come out and it was ANOTHER PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM! She looked like Princess Bubblegum but was in dark clothes and had black gum hair.
Me: Whoa! Another Princess Bubblegum.
Nico: I'm sure Rolf would like to chew on her.
Another Princess Bubblegum: (Australian Accent) Very funny Nico mate.
Nico: River McArthur!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair, blue clothes, blue eyes and had water angel wings.
Me: Another one of the McArthur Sisters?
Qin: Cool! Awesome to see you again River.
River McArthur: You too Qin.
Taro: I know this might seem out of character for me. But is it wrong to be happy about Giovanni being dead?
Me: Not at all. Giovanni was a monster that was going to take over the world and he made so many people into gene-slammers of Pokemon.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Which of the Regis were you turned into River?
River McArthur: Well I'm for water so I was turned into Regiaqua.
Me: Regiaqua?
She turned into a Regiaqua. It was a Regi Pokemon for water and it looked like a living blob of water.
Me: WHOA!
Xenia: Wow! That is cool!
She reverted back.
Nico: Okay. This shouldn't be a problem for Lola. Right, guys?
Me: Right.
Maria: I agree.
Lola: This will be fun. Oh is the Another Abomination with you friendly or hostile?
River McArthur: Friendly. You will like this one though Nico.
Nico: I have a feeling I will.
River McArthur: This will be awesome.
She turned into Another Princess Bubblegum and fired a wave of root beer and breath mints and they went into Lola's mouth and in her stomach.
Lola: Uh oh. (STOMACH GRUMBLES) (SUPER LOUD BELCH!)
She released a massive belch and knocked down Another Princess Bubblegum and she was back to normal. I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Apocalyptic Good Princess of Candy.
Lola: GO LOLA! BIGGEST BURP! UH UH UH UHUHUH!
She danced.
Nico brought her over!
Me: That was clever! Using the Mentos Soda Power.
Qin: It sure was.
Maria: It sure was. J.D. I owe you and the others an apology.
Me: For what?
Maria: I just thought since you guys liked making villains fall into villainous breakdowns that the 8 of you were responsible for making the Hitotsukis. I'm glad I was wrong.
Me: It's all right Maria. But we do that to show villains their true colors and show to everyone how dangerous they are.
Eli: Yeah that is cool.
Me: Besides we don't do it to turn them into Hitotsukis.
Qin: Yeah.
Maria: You're right.
Me: Good.
Maria: And now to summon backup.
She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) CRYSTAL BIOMECHANICAL 6!
She summoned Skalamander, Bassoon Burns, Old Man Oldman, SHS Pyro, Lizard (Spiderman TAS) and Gigantomachia along with Biowulf, No-Face, Evil Crystal Man and Evil Pump Man.
Nico: Nice!
Qin: Awesome!
Skalamander: WHOA! Is this Venus!?
Me: Yep. Venus is now fully terraformed.
Girl Jordan: And me and Leeli inadvertently did it.
Leeli: It's true and it is amazing.
Biowulf: That is amazing!
Evil Crystal Man: Wow when was this?
Me: During one of Nico's rescues. We never expected this to happen. Venus is now back to what it was millions of years ago.
No-Face: That is amazing!
Skalamander: I honestly never thought J.D. and the others were the ones making Hitotsukis.
Taro: Exactly! What's next? Tsubasa being haunted by a dog spirit in the past?
Me: I remember seeing that one! That was crazy!
Taro: Did that really happen?
Me: It sure did. It was a crazy one.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Me: He was trapped as Inu Brother and acting like a dog. It was funny.
Taro: Wow.
Nico: Well, there's only one song appropriate for this. (plays Monster by Skillet)
Me: Nice!
Then a figure came out and it was ANOTHER ABOMINATION! It looked like a dark version of Abomination!
Me: WHOA!
Qin: WOW!
Nico: Another Abomination.
Eli: This one is strong and powerful.
Another Abomination: (In a girls voice) Looks like the fun is about to begin.
Me: That voice!
She reverted back and she was an orange version of She-Hulk but she had brown hair and purple clothes!
Me: Camille Florrence A.K.A. Orange She-Hulk!
Qin: COOL!
Nico: Wow! Red She-Hulk and She-Hulk are gonna be amazed to see this.
Kaito: (gets out Donbrothers' gear) How did you get your powers?
Orange She-Hulk: Dr. Doom like how he did with Jen. I got my powers from a blood transfusion of Bruce Banner's blood. Made me an Orange She-Hulk.
Me: That is cool and awesome too.
Qin: It sure is.
Me: Cool part is that Jen was also our gym teacher.
Laney: And she really runs us into the ground.
Orange She-Hulk: That s awesome. I'm a gym teacher myself.
Nico: Cool!
Kaito got a Donbrothers sword.
Sougo: (gets out Donbrothers' Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Geiz: (gets out Zenkaigers' Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Sougo got DonMomotaroArmor while Geiz got ZenkaizerArmor.
Orange She-Hulk: Just to bring General Ross to justice for trying to kill Bruce and us.
Me: Well you are too late for that one. General Ross was put under our supervision. The Yost Version you can take your rage out on.
Nico: Yeah you can do that one but not the General Ross under our care.
Qin: Long story on that one.
Me: It's confusion but it's true.
Orange She-Hulk: I'll have to hear about it soon.
Me: Yeah we'll explain everything.
Orange She-Hulk: Okay. Sorry we have to fight like this.
Me: No worries.
She turned into Another Abomination!
Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!
He donned his Zenkaiju armor.
Another Abomination: By the way I saw your fight and that was awesome!
Me: Thanks.
Another Abomination: And J.D. I know you and the others would never turn people into Hitotsuki's for your own amusement.
Me: Glad you think so. First the Team Buktu Fiasco, then the purging of evil with time travel, and now this. I've had enough drama and stuff like this to last a goddamn eternity.
Another Abomination: I don't blame you.
Me: Good.
Qin: Yeah lets move on.
Nico: (gets out Abomination's Ridewatch) Sorry, Camille. But you're gonna be punched a lot.
Another Abomination: I know. And it's going to hurt.
Nico activated it and went at her and pulverized the living shit out of her.
She was smashed down.
Nico jumped back!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Nico: (gets out Lego Bane's Ridewatch) You know, Lego Bane was originally a pure minifigure before they gave him the option to go big.
Me: No kidding.
Nico activated it and smashed and pulverized Another Abomination and smashed her down.
Qin: YEAH!
Xenia: Take that!
May: (gets out Dr. Felonius's Ridewatch) For some reason, people confuse Felonius with Gru.
Nico: That is confusing huh.
May activated it and fired waves of yarn and smashed her all over.
May: Boy all the cats we have would love that one.
Qin: They sure would.
May: (gets out Hector Con Carne 2.0's Ridewatch) I honestly never expected this.
She activated it and roared ferociously and went at Another Abomination and smashed and pulverized her all over.
Maria: Take that!
She jumped back!
Me: Brutal!
Maria: (gets out Tai Lung's Ridewatch) My turn!
Maria activated it and fired waves of lightning and electrocuted her.
Me: Shocking!
Kaso Mi: (ACTIVATES LEGO BANE'S RIDEWATCH) And this.
She jumped and smashed her all over!
Maria: (gets out Klobber's Ridewatch) And let's not forget about this!
She activated it and threw TNT Barrels and they hit Another Abomination and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
She was smashed down!
Me: Nice one!
Bane and his team came and he had Buff Frog, Shivaraka, Nina Williams, Duck Kong and a 2 Headed Gorilla!
Nico: Nice team, Bane!
Bane: (Spanish Accent) Gracias Señor Nico. This is a most amazing thing.
Me: It sure is.
Qin: Yeah!
Laney: That means me and my team are next.
Me: Cool!
Nico: I actually used the Ridewatch of your Lego Version.
Bane: Good call there Nico.
Nico: Gracias.
Bane: De nada.
Qin: So awesome.
Maria: Where's the next Gene Slammer?
Me: Yeah where!?
Nico: Uhh J.D. are you floating?
Me: Huh?
I looked under me and saw that I was standing on the shell of a Torterra!
Me: Whoa! A Torterra!
Nico: Cool!
May: Awesome.
Nico: (laughs) Tim and his Pikachu probably had that reaction to a Torterra as well!
Me: I'm sure they did.
I jumped down.
Torterra: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that. I do have a knack for making an entrance.
Nico: Colombia Frederick!? Whoa!
Torterra: Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this.
She fired waves of energy and it hit Another Abomination and knocked her down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and I brought Orange She-Hulk over.
Orange She Hulk then shrank.
She had blond hair and had brown eyes and she was back to normal.
Camille Florence: (GROANS) That was rough.
Me: But you're back to normal.
Torterra reverted back and she was a girl with green hair and had green clothes and a green bladed sword.
Colombia Frederick: That was amazing.
Kaso Mi: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Colombia Frederick: My favorite is when me and Nico were down in Colombia and we went into a temple and found a grass blade sword. That is this sword right here on my arm.
Nicole: The Sword of Chía, the Goddess of Nature from Colombian Myth.
Colombia Frederick: That's right.
Nico: I remember that. That was awesome.
Colombia Frederick: Yeah.
They hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Colombia Frederick: Me too Nico. Me too.
Taro: I'll see you on Lyra's first mission, Nico.
Nico: You got it Taro.
Me: It was awesome having you guys help us out.
Taro: It sure was.
They teleported back to Japan.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Thetis, Britney Crosby, Eiji, Mindy, Jake (Anirmohs), and Layla Heartfilia are heading to Tennessee, and we're going to deal with another old enemy of Becky Long and her sisters: a mad scientist named David Anthony, an intelligent student and he was also in the same school as Lori and Becky Long. But, Becky Long knew of his true nature: he was really a mad scientist who wants nothing more than world domination, and he caused a lot of havoc and destruction with his creations: everything from gigantic robots to mutant monsters created by his brand of mad science. But, his last plot for world destruction was brought to an end by Becky Long and her sisters, and he was taken away by the cops and sentenced to Life In Prison without any possibility of parole. But, now years later, David Anthony has broken out of prison, and he wants revenge on Becky Long and her sisters for ruining his plans for world domination long ago, and the person responsible for breaking him out was the deranged, evil, psychopathic, out-of-control, deranged lunatic and enemy of Buster Bunny and his friends from Acme Acres, Damian Constantine.
Lincoln: Wow, we're back in Tennessee, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but Becky, Elsa, Harley, you're not going to like it: another old enemy of yours has come back, and the bad news: it's that mad scientist freak, David Anthony, and he broke out of prison.
Becky Long: What?! That mad scientist freak's broken out of prison!
Elsa Long: Ugh, that bastard just doesn't know when to quit.
Me: Great, another fucked-up mad scientist is on the loose again?!
Nico: Though I can't say I'm surprised though, Becky and her sisters do know a lot of mad scientist freaks who'd caused a shit ton of trouble, same with The Huntington Sisters. Lincoln, what can you tell us about this freak?
Lincoln: You're not going to like it. David Anthony was an intelligent student and he was also in the same school as Lori and Becky Long. But, Becky Long knew of his true nature: he was really a mad scientist who wants nothing more than world domination, and J.D.'s right, that mad scientist caused a lot of havoc and destruction with his creations: everything from gigantic robots to mutant monsters created by his brand of mad science. But, his last plot for world destruction was brought to an end by Becky Long and her sisters, and he was taken away by the cops and sentenced to Life In Prison without any possibility of parole.
Becky Long: And now years later, David Anthony has broken out of prison, and he wants revenge on me and my sisters for ruining his plans for world domination long ago.
Lincoln: And none of us are going to like this bit of news: the person responsible for breaking him out was the deranged, evil, psychopathic, out-of-control, deranged lunatic and enemy of Buster Bunny and his friends from Acme Acres, Damian Constantine.
Eli: Not again!
Bayonetta: He really is that desperate to kill us all before the competition. Although I'd enjoy killing him here and now, it would be a shame though, we won't get a chance to piss him off even more.
Jeanne: True, I love tormenting the little monster as much as anyone else, but we have to be on our guard though, there's no telling what other nasty little surprises he may have in store for us.
Lincoln: You're right, Jeanne. Damian's not going to stop until he's killed us before The Ridonculous Race, and we've already got The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah to deal with, but Damian also fits the same threat as them as well, but he's on a scale that threatens Armageddon with what we've heard about him.
Me: A threat to both heroes and villains: honorable and dishonorable, and every single living thing on the planet, this guy has got to go.
Lincoln: You said it, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Thetis.
Thetis: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Suddenly, we saw B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core and Tuskski from My Singing Monsters appear before us, and with them are the girls.
Nico: Whoa, that's B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core and Tuskski from My Singing Monsters.
Tuskski: (Girl's voice)(Irish Accent) That's right.
B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core: (Girl's voice) And we got the girls away from that mad scientist, David Anthony, and I pissed him off already for you, Becky, Elsa, and Harley.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice from B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core, Jolene Long, I knew it was you, and there's no mistaking that Irish accent from Tuskski, I knew we'd run into you, Chikara Manyuu.
?: BECKY LONG, YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SISTERS WILL PAY FOR RUINING MY PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION!
We then saw our target: a young man with brown hair, red eyes filled with hate, and he had on an orange prison jumpsuit, it was former high school student now convicted world domination-crazed mad scientist, David Anthony, and boy was he outright pissed off.
Max Goof: I'd save the catching up for later, guys, we got business to take care of.
Lincoln: Yeah. Time to send you back to prison for good, you mad scientist freak!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, search Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental search Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Thetis and her team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after David Anthony, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln sprouted out a tentacle with a leech-like mouth on the tip, and as he latched it onto David Anthony's head, Lincoln sucked out his mind and brain, and he gained a massive intelligence boost as he gained David Anthony's memories, and he saw every last one of his crimes in his plots to take over the world. When Lincoln was done sucking out all of David Anthony's mind and brain, the tentacle removed itself and went back into Lincoln, and we saw that David Anthony's mind was gone and he was now really dumb and brainless, and he was tied up with a rainbow energy straitjacket and beamed back to prison. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That'll teach you never to come after Becky and her sisters again, you mad scientist freak. (To Jolene Long and Chikara Manyuu) And it's so good to see you again, Jolene Long and Chikara Manyuu.
Jolene Long reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long brown hair, brown eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful brown angel wings, she's dressed in brown clothes that look like Becky Long's, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with earth and space ships on the coattails and on the back is B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core, and holstered on her back is a massive B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core-themed greatsword with embedded brown gems and B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged brown blade, large B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core heads for the crossguard, large brown gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core heads and large brown gem on the bottom of the large B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core heads for the pommel.
And Chikara Manyuu reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long green hair, green eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and a massive bust, she has massive and beautiful emerald green angel wings, she's dressed in emerald green clothes, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with shamrocks on the coattails and on the back is Tuskski, and holstered on her back is a massive Tuskski-themed greatsword with embedded green gems and Tuskski etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged emerald green blade, large Ffidyll heads for the crossguard, large green gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large Tuskski heads and large emerald green gem on the bottom of the large Ffidyll heads for the pommel.
Jolene Long: You too, Lincoln.
Chikara Manyuu: (Irish Accent) Aye, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Jolene Long and Chikara Manyuu and he hugged them, and Jolene Long and Chikara Manyuu are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Jolene Long: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Chikara Manyuu: (Irish Accent) You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know these two girls?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.
Becky Long: And so do we. The B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core is Jolene Long and she's one of my sisters, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and like me, Jolene Long is a very strong and powerful technomancer, and like me, Elsa, and Harley, she was pronounced braindead at age 4 and the doctors came up with a very risky and dangerous operation. They replaced her dead brain with an artificial Positronic Brain, and it gave her incredible powers of Technokinesis and it also turned her mind into a very incredible computer capable of storing an infinite amount of information and unleashing the full 100% of her brain power.
Me: Whoa.
Becky Long: And when she got Gene-Slammed into B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core, she also gained powerful earth powers, and Jolene's also in Lori's school and she's protected Lincoln from the worst of Lisa Loud's fury and almost got Lisa disowned and sent to a nuthouse in the federal prison system forever as well as have all of her science stuff confiscated by the scientific community forever.
Jolene Long: I've hated that heartless emotionless mad scientist with a passion for what she did in subjecting her little brother and her family to her mad experiments.
Lincoln: Well, you're not going to like this bit of news, Jolene: J.D. found out the person responsible for turning Lisa into the heartless, emotionless mad scientist, you, your eldest sister, and your other sisters have hated was none other than Killjoy Huggins.
Jolene Long: (Gasps) What?!
Elsa Long: It's all true, Jolene. Killjoy Huggins, the Dark Side of Principal Huggins, turned Lisa, Lori, Lynn, Lola, and Luan into those heartless monsters by injecting them with a Dark Side Creation Serum when Lincoln was in Third Grade, so he can get rid of Lincoln once and for all. He did this and right under our noses the whole time.
Lincoln: But, you don't have to worry, we removed that killjoy from Principal Huggins, and we dealt him a massive payback for all the crap he's done to me.
Harley Long: And Lincoln sent him to The Black Gates forever, thus ending the source of his pain and suffering for good.
Jolene Long ran up to Lincoln and hugged him tight, and he hugged her as she cried hard into his bare chest.
Eli: Killjoy Huggins really did a lot of damage on that day.
Lincoln: Becky's sisters had no idea that miserable killjoy did all that under their noses, and all to kill me because he hated me. Now, I'm really glad I killed him, he's one person who deserved to die for everything he put me through.
Alaina Ceolrince: (Irish Accent) Aye, that's true. And the Tuskski Gene-Slammer is Chikara Manyuu, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Ireland and classmate in Music and Gym, and another member of The Musical Athlete Gang. She and Lincoln love to dance, and in case any pervert even looks at her wrong, they get beaten up. They also love to swim as well, heck they even swim in their swimsuits. Lincoln made Chikara a necklace and bracelet, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips underwater. She's also the twin sister of Lincoln's future wife, Chifusa Manyuu, and like her twin, she has a massive bust, and she Lewis Travolta and Bradley Uppercrust III with a passion.
Nico: Whoa, what did that lard-ass and college prick do to earn her wrath.
Alaina Ceolrince: (Irish Accent) It's something that's bound to make Max's blood boil and harbor a lot of hatred towards Brad even more.
Chifusa Manyuu: If they so much as tried anything, I'm gonna...!
Chikara Manyuu: (Irish Accent) Easy, sis, we'll worry about that later. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something we also want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you and Jolene want to give me your blood, right?
Jolene Long: How'd you guess what we were about to ask?
Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.
Chikara Manyuu: (Irish Accent) Ooh, I knew it was a matter of time before you'd start marking your future wives.
Lincoln first went up to Jolene Long, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
And Lincoln then went up to Chikara Manyuu, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Chikara Manyuu: (Irish Accent) You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Linky.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Jolene Long and Chikara Manyuu with brown and emerald green gems on the gold lightning bolts and brown and emerald green crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with two Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Jolene Long: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Jolene Long and Chikara Manyuu.
Jolene Long and Chikara Manyuu had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to each of their face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Himi, Jenna, Karis, Mia, Sheba, and Sveta from Golden Sun.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Himi, Jenna, Karis, Mia, Sheba, and Sveta from Golden Sun.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Himi: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Himi and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from David Anthony, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, mane of long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, his own version of He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted search Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, search Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.
Himi: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Himi: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Himi, Jenna, Karis, Mia, Sheba, and Sveta with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was David Anthony, once an intelligent high school student, but was exposed by Becky Long as a mad scientist who wanted nothing more than world domination, and he caused a lot of havoc and destruction with his creations: everything from gigantic robots to mutant monsters created by his brand of mad science for years. But, his last plot for world destruction was brought to an end by Becky Long and her sisters, and he was taken away by the cops and sentenced to Life In Prison without any possibility of parole. But, now years later, David Anthony broke out of prison with revenge on Becky Long and her sisters for ruining his plans for world domination on his mind, and the person responsible for breaking him out was the deranged, evil, psychopathic, out-of-control, deranged lunatic and enemy of Buster Bunny and his friends from Acme Acres, Damian Constantine.
But, when Lincoln showed everyone what we did in beating that mad scientist freak down and Lincoln finishing him off by sucking out his mind and brain and turning him into a brain-dead drool monkey and sent back to prison for good, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln, Jolene Long, and Chikara Manyuu have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: That's one less fucked-up mad scientist and another enemy of The Long Sisters defeated for good.
Lincoln: You got that right, and it's also the first time I used Dr. Neugog's powers, along with using my brain-sucking techniques.
Nico: It's been a long while since you used that. But, it worked perfectly on David Anthony, but I also know why you didn't use it on Xavier Andrews, since he died from swallowing a cyanide pill.
Lincoln: It only works on those who are alive, not those who are dead or have come back from the dead.
Me: That's right, after years being dead, his brain rotted away from decay when his body started to decompose.
Suddenly, we heard a loud inhuman demonic scream of rage and fury, and we knew where and who it came from: Damian Constantine, and he was now really really pissed off now.
Lincoln: Nice try, you insane psycho, but it won't be long: come the day of The Ridonculous Race, your time will soon be up.
After taking down David Anthony and sending him back to prison for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Jolene Long and Chikara Manyuu saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Jolene Long: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Chikara Manyuu: (Irish Accent) He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Chikara Manyuu: (Irish Accent) That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Jolene Long: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Jolene, Chikara, what's the stories you have on why you hate Lisa, Lewis Travolta, and Bradley Uppercrust III with a blazing passion? We'd already heard from Alaina yesterday about how she and Lincoln exposed him for cheating at The College X-Games and got him disqualified.
Chikara Manyuu: (Irish Accent) I was hoping you would ask that, but here goes. You guys already do know of the fact that Brad is nothing more than a cheater, but one day, while Lincoln and I were swimming in our underwear, we caught both him and Lewis Travolta taking a peak at me. This made us both so infuriated as soon as we noticed, and we started beating the crap out of them, and we left Lewis Travolta and Bradley Uppercrust III with broken noses, arms, legs, teeth and even smashed crotches.
We gasped.
Nico: WHAT THE HELL?!
Me: As if he wasn't a cheater, now he's downgraded to being a pervert too?!
But, out of all of us, none was even more infuriated than Max Goof, as we saw him clench his left hand so hard, he punctured his palm and blood dripped out from the palm, and when it hit the ground, it sizzled.
Me: Oh no.
Max Goof: (Growling Angrily) As if it wasn't enough that he's a cheater, but now, he's also a pervert as well! That's it, he's dead meat!
Max Goof flew out of The World Tree Estate in a dark fury, and he burst through the doors of Lynn's Table and he pounced on and proceeded to beat up Bradley Uppercrust III with undeniable fury and rage.
Nico: This is going to take a long while.
Jolene Long: It sure is. Okay, now for my story, I make it no surprise I've hated Lisa with a blazing passion, because of all the hell she put Lincoln through with her trying to kill him with her insane experiments. One day, Lincoln and I were busy doing some homework at our house, since The Loud House isn't a perfect place for our homework. But, then, we saw something crash into my room, it was a smoke bomb, we escaped from the room, and we heard the sound of insane laughter. We looked out the living room window, and we saw who it was that did the dirty deed: it was Lisa, and she had her army of robots with her again, and she was out to capture and kill me by removing my brain and kill Lincoln. We'd absolutely had it up to hear with that heartless monster, and I used my technomancy powers and destroyed every last one of Lisa's robots, and we tied Lisa up with energy ropes Lincoln fired from his angel wings, and we dragged Lisa back home, and after we told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lisa tried to do to us, she was grounded for sixteen weeks and she was thrown in a metal cage and tied up in a straitjacket, and she was screaming bloody revenge on us, but Lily whacked the cage with a mallet and Lisa crashed onto the floor.
Nico: Jeez, this was just like Becky's ordeal with Lisa. But, it also had the same end result: Lisa got her comeuppance and she got grounded again.
Me: Yeah, Lisa really was insane before we got rid of her Dark Side.
Lincoln: And I warned her: if she ever tried that same stunt with Becky's sisters, I was going to make her pay for this in the worst way imaginable: I'll call the Scientist Committee and they'll confiscate all of Lisa's lab materials and chemicals, along with rewards and certificates, and she'll be declared an enemy of the state.
Luna: And he's serious about that. Becky has friends in the scientist committee and with one phone call, Lisa will lose everything, and she'll be on her way to the nuthouse for the rest of her life. But, Lisa didn't even listen again, and she was really playing with fire: and in this case, that fire is our bro.
Then, an hour later, Max Goof came back inside, and he was sweating even more than ever, and we saw the damage he did to Brad through a one-way window Selene Emperyous made: Brad was a mangled and beaten up mess: Max Goof broke his arms and legs, and he even smashed his crotch with a hard kick, and he also had claw marks on him and tears in his clothes, which showed that Max had turned his fingernails into claws and he clawed at Brad badly. Max Goof also knocked out all of his teeth, and we saw that Max Goof's attack had caused tons of gold, jewels, Jemms, and pearls to explode out of Brad.
Me: Jeez!
Eli: I know what I did to Flip was bad, but what Max did to Brad, now that was just brutal.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Kagami Tsurugi, Penny Rolling, Clara Nightingale, and Ms. Caline Bustier are heading to Sirena Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Kagami Tsurugi, Penny Rolling, Clara Nightingale, and Ms. Caline Bustier were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Kagami Tsurugi, Penny Rolling, Clara Nightingale, and Ms. Caline Bustier had feelings for Lincoln, and he had the very same feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant.
Kagami Tsurugi: Wow, so this is Sirena Beach, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: I've been here to Sirena Beach before, Kagami, and it's always beautiful, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Kagami Tsurugi, Penny Rolling, Clara Nightingale, and Ms. Caline Bustier dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Kagami Tsurugi, Penny Rolling, Clara Nightingale, and Ms. Caline Bustier got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Kagami Tsurugi, Penny Rolling, Clara Nightingale, and Ms. Caline Bustier, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Kagami Tsurugi, Penny Rolling, Clara Nightingale, and Ms. Caline Bustier placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Sirena Beach, eh, Linky?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Kagami Tsurugi, Penny Rolling, Clara Nightingale, and Ms. Caline Bustier with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Kagami Tsurugi, Penny Rolling, Clara Nightingale, and Ms. Caline Bustier are now part of your harem.
Marinette: I knew Kagami, Penny, and Clara had feelings for Lincoln, but I really had no idea that Ms. Bustier also had feelings for Lincoln as well.
Alya: Same here. But, we did notice it with Ms. Cheerilee and Ms. DiMartino, and now, Ms. Bustier is now part of Lincoln's harem, awesome.
We were lying in wait for the thief to strike.
Me: We know you're here thief.
Xenia: Come out come out wherever you are.
Superman: Sheila said the thief will strike next over here.
He pointed over to a light post.
Me: Look.
We saw a figure coming and it was heading towards it.
Me: I think we found our culprit.
Nico: It said his name is Black Bear.
Me: Fitting.
We went at him and punched him down.
Me: Caught you red handed light bulb thief!
A Phantom Thief Calling Card hit Black Bear in the arm as Kairi Yano landed in front of him.
Kairi Yano: Stealing lights? Real thieves steal treasure.
Black Bear: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I deliver darkness... And I need... To deliver even more.
Me: You really need to see the light douchebag!
With that, he was surrounded by an energy circle with the Lupinranger logo. Then, he turned into Kaitouki - THE LUPINRANGERS MONSTER from Episode 3 of Donbrothers!
After delivering a package to a customer, Haruka and Taro both unknowingly pass by Black Bear who approached the customer's apartment and pretends to deliver a package. He proclaims that he doesn't deliver packages, he delivers darkness. Kaitouki's aura appears around him and he attacks her. Black Bear then steals all her lights and puts them in his van. But he desires to steal more to create more darkness. Sononi appears on top of Black Bear's van, admiring his handiwork and able to see Kaitouki's aura that will emerge from him. She tells Black Bear to work a little harder and soon he will be "free".
Later Black Bear continued his work and eventually stole the lights from Haruka's House. In the morning, Taro and Haruka chases after Black Bear's van, noting how it has the same amount of packages as last night and the sloppiness of how the boxes are arranged and packed in the van. Black Bear notices his pursuers and a delivery van chase ensues. However, the black van speeds up and Taro won't go any faster as he has fragile packages to deliver. He asks Haruka to take the wheel and transforms into Don Momotaro Alter right in front of her, his body passes out in the driver's seat.
Don Momotaro Alter summons the ToQger Alter and combines with it to catch up to the van and cut its tires. Black Bear manages to stop his van before he crashes into a wall and gets out. Taro, now back in his body, confronts Black Bear and berates him for stealing and disgracing the honor of delivery workers. Black Bear's desire to create darkness reaches its peak and he becomes Kaitouki and a group of Anoni materialize around him. Taro and Haruka changes into Don Momotaro and Oni Sister, fending off the Anoni while Don Momotaro challenges Kaitouki to a duel. During the battle, Saru Brother, Inu Brother and Kiji Brother have also arrived to help assist in the battle.
After Don Momotaro weaken Kaitouki enough, the Donbrothers were about to execute the Momotaro Slash, but was blocked by Sononi, who is unharmed by the ZanglaSword. She thinks that Kaitouki is cute, but deems him worthless for going down so easily and imprisoned him with her Condor Bow just before he could escape. Black Bear's soul suddenly appears in a dimensional space inside a cube, screaming in pain as it cracks and then shatters completely to Kuro's ill fate.
After his imprisonment, Kaito sees the Lupinranger Avataro Gear suddenly appear on his bar counter as he is playing cards and is surprised by this unexpected turn of events.
After the incident, Shirokuma Express was forced to temporarily close for investigations due to the light fixtures were stolen and leaving Taro to look for another job.
Black Bear was set free along with Tsuyoshi Kijino, the taxi driver, Yoshioka, Sakaki and all the other prisoners by Sonoi using the Ring of Forgiveness.
Me: Kaitouki! I knew it!
Nico: This is gonna be good!
Qin: You want light? Take it!
I fired a blast of light and blasted him down.
Lyra flew at him and slashed him and kicked him in his face!
Kairi Yano: Kaitou Change!
Kairi transformed!
Kairi Yano: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN RED!
Me: YEAH!
Kairi Yano: Here's an Advanced notice, I'm taking your treasure.
Me: And we're going to kick your big ugly fucking ass!
Nico: YEAH!
Lyra slashed Kaitouki with her sword and kicked him in his face and smashed him down!
I fired blasts of energy with my blaster.
Kairi Yano added to that by firing at Kaitouki with his Vs. Changer but he deflected it with the monocle on his head.
Eli ignited his lightsaber and deflected the blasts back and they blasted him all over.
Me: Nice!
Sakura Knudson: Take this you jerkface!
She fired energy blasts and blasted him all over the place!
NUMEROUS Anonis appeared!
Me: Keep on coming Anoni bastards!
I fired my blaster and blasted them all over the place.
Nico: Take this! CRIMSON LIGHTNING!
He fired waves of blood red lightning and they hit the Anonis all over the place!
Kaitouki: I'm wasting time here! I'm getting what I came for!
Me: LIKE HELL YOU WILL!
Kaitouki waved his hand and stole the light from the light post!
Kaitouki: YES! One down. And hundreds more to go!
Dream Girl: You won't get far!
I teleported in front of him!
Me: I'll take that!
I kicked the light out of his hand and grabbed it and jumped over him.
I fired energy blasts and slashed him all over.
Nico: YEAH! Nice one J.D.!
Me: All this over a lightbulb. How pathetic.
I fired waves of energy and blasted the Anonis and blasted Kaitouki!
Kaitouki: GIVE ME THAT LIGHT BULB!
Me: You can take it over MY DEAD BODY!
Kaitouki then flew in the air.
Powerglide: HEY! Flying is my thing!
Me: And Ours!
Me and Lyra flew after him and we fired energy blasts and they blasted him all over him!
Then an Infernape appeared!
Me: Whoa an Infernape!
Infernape: (In a girls voice) Time to burn buttface!
She fired a blast of fire and blasted Kaitouki in the back and blasted him down!
Me: Nice one!
Infernape: Thanks.
We landed.
Kaitouki tried to attack Lockdown with a buzzsaw but he avoided it.
Lockdown: Do you even know how to use that?
Kaitouki growled and fired at Lockdown with his cannon.
Kaitouki: None of your business!
I deflected the blast and teleported and kicked Kaitouki and kicked him down and the Infernape grabbed him and smashed him into the street.
Lyra grabbed Kaitouki and smashed him into a bunch of garbage cans.
Me: Chew on this!
I pulled out the noisy cricket.
Me: Fire in the hole!
I anchored myself and I fired and a blast hit him in the chest. But I was still blown back into the air and I flew back.
Me: Whoa! Not even anchoring myself to the ground can stop that strong recoil.
Kaitouki split into 3 copies of himself.
Kairi Yano: Oh, so you want to play it like that, huh?
Me: Two can play that! SHADOW CLONE!
I made 5 clones!
Good Striker then appeared.
Good Striker: Whoa! Is that a Lupinranger knock off?
Kairi Yano: It's a long story. Wanna help us out?
Good Striker: Sure!
Kairi Yano inserted Good Striker on his VS. Changer to split himself into three as well.
Good Striker: Make a game!
Kairi Yano and his clones charged at Kaitouki and his copies.
We went at them and punched and pulverized and bashed him all over.
Lyra blasted the clones of Kaitouki!
Lyra punched and blasted him all over!
Kairi Yano fired his Vs. Changer at Kaitouki and his clones.
Me: Nice!
Nico: Had enough dirtclod!?
Kairi Yano punched one of the clones hard, destroying it.
Me: Time to end this.
Lyra: Gladly.
She had her sword glow.
Lyra: HEEEEYAH!
She slashed Kaitouki in half and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He exploded!
I caught the gear and it was for LupinRed.
Me: LupinRed. Nice. Kaitouki you have failed this world.
Nico: And your big ugly fucking ass was kicked!
Infernape: WORD!
Kairi: With that we bid you one final adieu.
Lyra: All's well that ends well.
I looked up and saw Lightbulbs raining!
Me: DUCK AND COVER!
We got out of the way and they hit the ground and shattered and popped!
Me: Boy Black Bear is gonna have a really hefty bill for his community service.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
CLICK!
Nico put the handcuffs on Black Bear.
Nico: Just so the cops know where to find you.
Black Bear suddenly vanished.
Infernape: Where did he go?
Me: Back to Japan.
Nico: Yep. Wait Emily Molstad!? Is that you?
Infernape: It sure is Nico.
Qin: Awesome!
She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and had a monkey tail and had orange clothes.
Emily Molstad: That was awesome though.
Me: Well done Lyra. That makes number 3 of the Donbrothers monsters down.
Lyra: That was awesome.
Nico: You're off to a really great start.
Lyra: I sure am.
Emily Molstad: That was so awesome to see though.
Qin: Yep.
Huffer: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Emily Molstad: My favorite is when me and Nico busted a massive illegal cocaine production plant in the middle of the city and we sent them all to prison for life without parole.
Me: Wait you mean the Great Trenton Cocaine Purge was you guys!? Whoa!
Sakura Knudson: I remember reading about that! That was so awesome!
Nico: Yep.
Emily Molstad: That was a great thing.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Emily hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Emily Molstad: Me too Nico. Me too.
Sheila: But that was awesome guys. Sorry we didn't get the lightbulbs back.
Me: No worries Sheila. But we got the Black Bear thief.
We later went back home.
We arrived back home.
Kitten: Nico, which teams have you made this time?
Nico: Green Arrow's team will include Kento of Hardrock, Keiichiro, Veronica Tesla, Claudia Kipinsk and Nancianna Sakurai. Hawkeye's team will include Kevin, Hitoshi, Blazewing Butterfly, Ellie the Elephant and Jesse Glenn.
Me: Awesome choices.
Qin: Those are perfect.
Lola: Yeah they are!
Nico: William, we were crazy going after the wrong people.
William: Yeah. From now on, let's not jump to conclusions.
Nico: Never judge a book by it's cover.
William: And always get the facts straight.
Nico then approached me, Girl Jordan, Lincoln, Laney, Luna, Luan, Lily, and Lisa.
Nico: Look, guys. I'm sorry for accusing you guys. I guess I jumped to conclusions after only the second time. We cool?
Me: Well….
BOOF!
I punched Nico in the stomach.
Me: Now we're cool.
William: You know that was a genuine apology, right?
Me: I know.
Nico: Okay. I had that coming. But glad we agree.
Qin: Yeah.
The previous group came.
Gearhead: Can me, Xiao Fung, Swordsman, Melter, Top, Abra Kadabra, Trapster, Ragdoll, Batroc the Leaper, and Shade go with you guys?
Frictor: Me, Evil Wing Man, Spatula Girl, Yost Viper, Lord Stratosfear, Queen of the Black Puddle, Yost X 23, Indigestible Wad, Cyborg Rangers, and Owl (Stellaluna) will come too.
Nico: Yes you all can come with us.
Me: Cool.
Kevin Levin: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Empoleon, Staraptor and Bibarel next.
Qin: Cool!
Dawn: Awesome! Piplup's evolved form.
Qin: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes glowed and turned into rainbow colors, and he had a vision of what's happening: it appears supervillain Connor Shepard also known as Concussion has broken out of prison, and he wants to kill his older brother, Jack Shepard also known as Captain Zoom.
Lily the Mermaid: Linky, what's wrong?
Lincoln: Oh man, we've got huge trouble.
Nico: We saw your eyes turned into rainbow colors and your Third Eye glowing, Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln: It's bad news, Nico, and we're going to be in for a huge challenge: Connor Shepard also known as Concussion has broken out of prison, and he wants to kill his older brother, Jack Shepard also known as Captain Zoom.
We gasped in shock.
Me: Oh man, from what I remember from the movie Zoom, he went insane after he was exposed to Gamma-13, an experimental form of radiation that made him go from good to evil.
Lincoln: This is going to be one huge challenge though, we need to remove the Gamma-13 radiation from Connor Shepherd, but he won't let us get that close because he has sonic powers. Lisa, can you invent something to neutralize Concussion's powers?
Lisa Loud: Already on it, Elder Brother.
Lisa Loud went into her lab, and she was busy with something. In a few minutes, she came out, and she has in her hand a sonic-blast neutralizing blaster.
Lisa Loud: Here we are, this sonic-blast neutralizer blaster should neutralize Concussion's powers for up to 72 hours, that'll give us enough time to remove the Gamma-13 radiation from his system.
Nico: Awesome.
Me: And Lincoln already has a weapon to remove the Gamma-13 radiation from Concussion's system.
Lincoln: Yep, but first, we need to neutralize Concussion's sonic powers before I can use my device to remove the Gamma-13 radiation from his system.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Vexxtrea, another member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Vexxtrea of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah on the move?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans.
Nico: Just as we expected, but we're more than ready for Vexxtrea, right, Allie?
Allie Anne Volvenstein: Right, and just like what happened, he's going to transform by drinking that potion with 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, so Lincoln will separate him King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form from his real form and absorb the King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form while we destroy Vexxtrea and give him The Black Gates.
Lincoln: You said it.
Buster Bunny: But, we also got to keep our heads up, we may have more uninvited guests who'll try to come after us for revenge.
Nico: We'll keep an eye out for them too, and we're not going to let any of those religious fanatics get away with any of their attempts to get revenge on us. Alright, gang, let's go, time to help Zoom and his new team of recruits stop Concussion.
Lincoln: And remove the Gamma-13 radiation from his system, and once we get done with removing the Gamma-13 radiation from his system, you better be ready to die, Vexxtrea.
Allie Anne Volvenstein: You better be ready to die, Vexxtrea, because you're about to face the true wrath of Waterveiled Assassin.
Me: Yeah!
Nico: Also we'll watch the movie first and then we'll head out.
Me: Cool!
I went and got the movie.
Xiao Fung: Tim Allen was in this movie.
Evil Wing Man: Really? I'm liking it already!
Me: Yep. He sure is.
We got to watching the movie.
Nico: Here we go.
During the opening credits, a series of comic book panels recounts the adventures of Team Zenith, five young superheroes led by Jack Shepard ("Captain Zoom") and his older brother Connor Shepard ("Concussion"), who fought to protect the world from various threats. The American military sought to enhance the team's powers using an experimental form of radiation called "Gamma-13". This made Zoom faster and stronger but created a psychotic break in Concussion who becomes paranoid and delusional. Thinking Zoom and the team betrayed him, Concussion killed his teammates Marksman, Ace, and Daravia. Zoom defeated Concussion but lost his powers in the process.
30 years later, Dr. Ed Grant, the scientist behind the original Zenith Project, discovers that Concussion is still alive. Zoom's actions propelled Concussion to a dimensional rift who is now on a return trajectory. General Larraby, the military officer in charge of the Project, decides to form a new Zenith Team to fight him. Jack finds himself dragged back into the Project, this time as an instructor. Larraby gives Jack the choice of a lengthy prison sentence should he refuse or a payment of $500,000 for training the team. Jack reluctantly agrees to help. In their secret base Area 52 (a reference to Area 51), he meets Marsha Holloway, who is a beautiful but clumsy psychologist, a big fan of Zoom's, and knows of him only through the comic book adaptations of the team's adventures.
The project holds an audition of would-be members, and four are selected: Dylan West, a 17-year-old boy possessing invisibility, Summer Jones, a 16-year-old girl with telekinetic powers and empathic senses, Tucker Williams, a 12-year-old overweight boy who can enlarge and inflate his body parts himself at will, and Cindy Collins, a 6-year-old girl with super strength. At first, things do not go well, with Jack being bitter about the past, and his sarcastic attitude disappoints Marsha. Dylan keeps trying to escape, Tucker has self-esteem problems and trouble controlling his powers, and the kids are annoyed by Jack's attitude. The team eventually forces Jack to face the fact that he's not really putting his heart into their training. Slowly things begin to come together as the new team's abilities improve, and they adopt superhero identities: Cindy calls herself "Princess," Tucker becomes "Mega Boy," Dylan chooses "Houdini" and Summer takes the name "Wonder".
Only hours before Concussion is set to arrive on Earth, Dylan discovers a new ability, "mindsight", a rare power that allows him to discover where Concussion will arrive. In his vision, he also discovers the project's true purpose: The military is seeking to test new weaponry to subdue Concussion and will use the new Zenith team as a distraction; worse, the military does not believe the new team has sufficient power to hold him at bay and plans to bombard the children with Gamma-13. Zoom is horrified by the revelation and recruits Marsha to help him rescue the kids before they are bombarded with Gamma-13; during their escape, Marsha also reveals that she secretly possesses a form of rainbow-colored super breath. They make it to Concussion's arrival point and Jack opts to confront him powerless and alone, but the kids refuse to abandon him.
When Concussion arrives, Larraby test fires a neutralizing net to trap Concussion, who easily blasts it away towards Cindy. Fearing for her safety, Zoom's powers return and he pulls her out of the way. Working together, Zoom recreates the original vortex using speed and his Gamma-13 energy, while the team and Marsha guide Concussion into it. Just before they send him back through, Dr. Grant yells to Zoom that if he closes the vortex, they can save Concussion. Zoom closes the vortex and the subsequent energy vacuum pulls the Gamma-13 from Connor which both restores his powers to normal and cures his psychosis. Zoom and Concussion are reunited.
Three months later, Cindy is in a school play of Rapunzel, using her strength to pull the "prince" up the tower when he can't make the climb. Tucker is the goalie on the soccer team. Dylan is dating Summer who is on the cheerleading team, using her telekinetic power to help build an upside-down pyramid. In addition, they still work together with Zoom as the new Zenith Team.
We were amazed and it was so awesome! When it was done we cheered wildly.
Qin: YEAH!
Nico: That was so awesome!
Xenia: It sure was!
Camie: I can't believe that this movie did so terribly in the box office.
Me: Those stupid blockhead critics! They ruined a great movie. (To Ruby and Sapphire Salazar) No offense.
Ruby Salazar: None taken. But yeah they sure did.
Sapphire Salazar: They think they are the kings of movies.
Me: No kidding. Like I keep saying to those simpletons they wouldn't know what a good movie was if it came and hit them in their faces.
Nico: Bunch of movie hating nimrods. They only want us to watch what THEY want to watch.
Me: No kidding. But I'm glad that they are destroying the Blood and Honey movie. Uh oh! I probably shouldn't have said that!
Poliwag: It's all right J.D. you're good.
Me: Thanks.
Proto Man: I honestly find nothing wrong with Zoom.
Me: Me neither.
Nico: Yeah.
Laney: Mega Boy reminds me of Bouncing Boy.
Dream Girl: Boy he sure does. That is so awesome.
Melter: Let's get a move on.
Yost Viper: And no one drop Lisa's machine!
Lisa Loud: Be careful with that Nico.
Nico put the sonic-blast neutralizing blaster on his back.
Nico: I'll hold on to it. All right lets go!
Me: According to the scanners, Area 52 is actually located in Badlands National Park in South Dakota.
Nico: Cool. Lets go!
We were off.
We were flying over to South Dakota.
Pacifica: I didn't know there WAS an Area 52.
Nico: Me neither.
Me: I've heard of Area 51 but NEVER Area 52.
Eli: It must be a top secret hideout and research facility for superheroes.
Nico: It must be.
We arrived.
We landed and saw that it was a desolate place.
Me: Wow. All the way out in the boondocks.
Qin: Yeah.
Abra Kadabra: Hello?
Queen of the Black Puddle: Anyone here?
Me: I hope this mission isn't a false alarm.
Eli: No they are here. I sense it.
Me: But the question is…
CLICK!
I stepped on a rock and then a hatch door opened on the ground.
Me: Oh!
Qin: Clever.
Grinnade beeped.
Nico: I know. Didn't see that either.
We went down a staircase into the ground and we came across a big metal door.
Me: That must be it.
Nico: Looks like it requires a retina scan.
Me: Hopefully it will do mine.
I went over to the door.
Computer: Authorized Personnel only. Please provide palm and retina scan.
I put my hand on the pan and it scanned my eye.
Computer: Access Approved.
Nico: Wow.
It opened and we saw an amazing lab and training ground for heroes of all kinds.
Me: Wow!
Qn: Amazing!
We went in.
Dr. Ed Grant: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Welcome.
Me: Dr. Ed Grant, I presume?
Dr. Ed Grant: That's right and it's an honor to have you all here.
Batroc: We know what's really going down here.
Cyborg Red Ranger: Where are your resident heroes?
ZOOM!
Jack Shepard came in.
Jack Shepard: You called?
Me: Jack Shepard A.K.A. Zoom. Awesome to meet you.
Jack Shepard: Same to you guys. It's an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Qin: It's our pleasure.
Nico: Sorry for coming into a top secret secure area like this but we stumbled on to this place by accident.
Me: We didn't know where to look.
Jack Shepard: That's all right.
Battletrap: Where are the rest of your team?
Dr. Marsha Holloway: Oh they will be here shortly.
Camie: Dr. Marsha Holloway right?
Dr. Marsha Holloway: That's right.
Came: That is so cool that you can make rainbow wind. That's like how I do my quirk.
Dr. Marsha Holloway: I see.
Shade: Can we meet them?
Owl: If that's okay with you.
Dr. Marsha Holloway: Sure.
Me: I think I see one.
I saw a wall and I turned on my infrared vision and I saw Dylan West A.K.A. Houdini.
Me: Aha! Dylan West A.K.A. Houdini you can come out.
Dylan West: Wow!
He revealed himself.
Dylan West: Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor.
Me: You too Dylan.
Dylan West: That was awesome you flushed me out like that.
Komba: That's one down
Harpus: Where are the rest?
?: WHOA HEADS UP!
We saw Tucker Williams A.K.A. Mega Boy bouncing around and I flew and grabbed him and put him down.
Tucker Williams: Whew! Thanks. Wow! You're J.D. Knudson!
Me: That's right. Awesome to meet you Tucker.
Tucker Williams: Same here!
We also met Summer Jones A.K.A. Wonder, Cindy Jones A.K.A. Princess and General Larraby the head of the Zenith Project.
General Larraby: Team Loud Phoenix Storm welcome.
Me: Sorry to drop in like this sir. We wanted to meet you all and help you out.
Nico: We got word that Jack's brother Concussion is back.
Nurzak: You can't possibly still be mad at Nico for jumping to conclusions, are you?
Sabator: Look, he already realized that you, Girl Jordan, Lincoln, Laney, Lily, Lisa, Luan, and Luna weren't the causes of the Hitotsukis appearing. And he gave a sincere apology. Don't you think maybe it's time to move on and forget that happened?
Me: No no no. I'm over that. I'm just wanting to blow off some steam. Besides when this is done I'll be better.
Nurzak: Oh. Good.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: Didn't mean to scare you like that guys. I just want this day to be done and over with.
Nico: I know J.D. I know.
Trapster: Well, J.D., I think you might have a lot of pent up rage from what I just found out. The military is seeking to test new weaponry to subdue Concussion and are planning to use the kids as a distraction.
Yost X 23: And the icing on the cake? The military doesn't think the kids have sufficient power to hold Concussion at bay and plans to bombard them with Gamma-13. But if you guys think we're just making this up, feel free to point it out.
Me: Actually. YES That is the very reason why I have a lot of rage in me.
Yost X 23: Ah. Good.
Nico: Yes it is.
Dylan West: SAY WHAT?!
Maria: Okay. Did anyone in this room that just met us know about this?!
Jack Shepard: I told them all and it was an atrocious idea.
Me: Like hell are we going to let that happen to all of you. You guys are human beings and now weapons of war.
Nico: That's right! You guys were given amazing power and were given great power.
Me: Just remember this guys that you guys are great heroes. But you should know that there is one rule that we follow to the utmost level and that is With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility.
William: (to Dr. Ed Grant and General Larraby) What about you two? Did you know about what the military planned to do?
Dr. Ed Grant: Yes we do know about it.
General Larraby: I was against this terrible plan from the beginning. After what Gamma 13 did to Jack's brother, I wanted to do everything I could to stop it.
Me: It's all right General.
Nico: But with our help we'll gladly help you all take down Concussion. One group of heroes can't do it alone. But an army of them against one villain? That's a whole different story.
Cindy Collins: Don't worry. We'll use our powers responsibly after this.
Tucker Williams: (nervously chuckles) I mean, it's not like we're planning to use our powers to get back at several kids who have picked on us. Because that would be crazy!
Me: You're right that is crazy. Believe me guys, I know how hard it is for you all to adjust to having amazing superhuman powers and abilities, but you all have amazing gifts that you can use to make lots of people look up to you all and make you all into inspirations for many people. Just like we have. In a short amount of time we rose from ordinary people to becoming gods among man and have done so many things all over the universe that it is beyond all forms of imagination.
Nico: That's right. We defeated numerous enemies all over the infinitely vast distances of the cosmos and the multiverse and always came out on top. Because we have a drive that makes us stronger than anyone.
Tucker Williams: What's that?
Me: We fight to protect our loved ones, our friends, families and the very people we care about from the goodness in our hearts. It's that friendship that has helped us overcome so many difficult obstacles and we never gave up on those that we cared about. Because even though we have all kinds of superhuman powers and abilities, we have one thing that always makes us what we are. We are still human.
Tucker Williams: That's right. We all are human with or without our powers.
Me: That's right.
Cindy Collins: We are strong too as one.
Cyclops (X-Men): That's right.
Nico: Out of curiosity, how did you 2 find out about this?
Yost X 23: We found an unmanned computer that had the files.
Trapster: Don't be too surprised. The two of us are still bad guys, remember?
Me: You're right on that.
Summer Jones: I still can't believe we're teaming up with the actual Superman.
Catilla: (laughs) Wait until you see him in action during the usual battles!
Me: Wait until you see ALL of us in action.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: You guys all have amazing and great potential to be part of the team. But don't worry about the Gamma 13. After we get the Gamma 13 out of Concussion we're going to talk with the president to destroy that stuff forever.
Me: I agree there. If that stuff were to fall into enemy hands then who knows what it will do.
Sora Phaaze: I agree there. That stuff is as dangerous as Phazon.
Me: I agree with Sora too.
Qin: Yeah.
General Larraby: I'm gonna try to get my soldiers to not fire those weapons. But if I can't do that by the time your battles are done, you need to get out of there.
Lord Stratosfear: We understand.
Top: (sees something outside) Guys, that won't be Concussion, would it?
We saw a figure and it was Connor Shepard A.K.A. CONCUSSION!
Connor Shepard, also known as Concussion, is the main antagonist of the 2006 superhero film Zoom. He is the older brother of Jack Shepard/Captain Zoom who went insane after he is exposed to Gamma-13, an experimental form of radiation.
He was portrayed by Kevin Zegers, who also portrayed Seth Nelson in Smallville and Melvin in Fear The Walking Dead,
Connor and his younger brother Jack became the leaders of superhero team named Zenith, with the former taking the alias Concussion, and his brother going by Zoom. The team consisted of Concussion, Zoom, Daravia, Ace, and Marksman, who stopped villains and saved many lives in their careers.
When the government wanted to make the superheroes stronger, they decided to use Gamma-13 on them to enhance said powers. Concussion and Zoom were subjected by Dr. Grant with Gamma-13, and Zoom became more faster and stronger.
However, Concussion became unstable due to his exposure, and betrayed Zenith and his brother by killing Ace, Marksman, and Daravia. Connor then fought Jack in combat, but the latter created a mega vortex to snap his brother out of his evil ways, but instead sent him to another dimension. Concussion promised that he would return to kill Jack, who had lost his powers afterward, and became embittered.
Concussion returned thirty years later from the dimension, and confronted his brother to kill him once and for all. After hitting Jack with a concussive blast, he realized that Jack lost his powers, and decides to abuse him before deciding to finish him for good. However, the new team Zenith came to Jack's aid, and Connor mocks them by referring to them as preschoolers.
When General Larraby ordered his men to use the net on Concussion, the supervillain used his powers to knock out of his way, which was leading to Cindy. Jack's powers returned and he saved Cindy, and returned to the lab to collect his suit and fight his brother with the new team.
After a short fight with the new team, Jack manages to send Connor into a vortex that removed Gamma-13 from his body, returning him back to normal. Afterward, Connor was greeted by the new team, and was welcomed by his brother to join the new team to stop threats.
Me: That's him.
Qin: Oh boy.
Nico: J.D. you hold him off while we have the usual battles.
Me: Right! It's time for you all to see the power of Team Loud Phoenix Storm in action
Runabout: Entrance time!
Nico: Lets get him!
We went at him.
Concussion was looking for Jack.
Concussion: Come on out Jack! So I can kill you!
Then the spirits of the great superheroes and supervillains appeared and they swirled around him and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him and a huge wall of fire exploded out and a phoenix cry was heard and then a phoenix formed out of the flames and then we came out!
Me: Connor Shepard A.K.A. Concussion. Nice to finally meet you.
Concussion: Who are you!?
Me: Your worst fucking nightmare!
Concussion: You think you all can take me?
Swordsman: Don't make us have to hurt you.
Spatula Girl: Why don't you calm down, take a deep breath, and let us help you?
Concussion: I will not stop until I kill Jack! Now you all will die!
Me: We'll see about that!
Nico: Save your breath guys, the Gamma 13 made him beyond reasoning.
I then went SUPER ANGEL WOLF MOON XELNAGA!
Me: (Divine Wolf Moon Voice) Time to dance.
I teleported and kicked him in the face and smashed him into the ground and he got up and fired sound blasts at me and I teleported and dodged them and kicked him in the back and I teleported and kicked him in the stomach and kneed him in the face and kicked him square in his mouth and knocked out some of his teeth!
I punched him many times in his stomach and kicked him into a rock and smashed him down.
Me: Plenty more where that came from princess!
He got up and wiped blood from his face and he fired more concussive blasts at me and I teleported all over the place and kicked him in the back of the head and knocked him into the dirt!
I kicked him in his head and smashed him into a rock.
Then I fired an energy wave and it hit him and exploded and I was blasting him all over with a massive volley of energy blasts.
Nico: GET HIM J.D.!
Sakura Knudson: COME ON BRO! TEAR HIM APART!
Then there was an explosion and he was knocked down and then he got up. He was badly mangled up but still was fighting strong.
Then Dark Laser, Loki, Beautiful Gorgeous, Living Laser, Billy Numerous, Mole Man, Grizzly, Pinky & The Brain, Golden Glider, Plastique, Space Kook, Quakemon, Lipsyncher the Lipstick Monster, Raizen, Grand Duke's Minions, Peg Leg Pete, Grizzaka, Pink Ranger Slayer, Copper Cranium, and Evil Magma Man appeared.
Nico: Dark Laser, Loki, Beautiful Gorgeous, Living Laser, Billy Numerous, Mole Man, Grizzly, Pinky & The Brain, Golden Glider, Plastique, Space Kook, Quakemon, Lipsyncher the Lipstick Monster, Raizen, Grand Duke's Minions, Peg Leg Pete, Grizzaka, Pink Ranger Slayer, Copper Cranium, and Evil Magma Man.
Dark Laser: You guys still have Lisa's machine, right?
Lisa Loud: It's right here. Safe and sound.
Nico: On my back.
Loki: That's good.
Dark Laser: Wow! J.D. is really going at him.
Nico: Yep and we'll have to weaken him long enough for us to use the machine on him.
Beautiful Gorgeous: We'll need to to get the Gamma 13 out of him.
Nico: I know and we will.
Living Laser: (to Nico) We heard you went to Venus.
Nico: We sure have.
Billy Numerous: Was it really Terraformed?
Nico: It sure is. Fully terraformed and completely like Earth now.
Girl Jordan: Thanks to me and Leeli.
Leeli: It was really amazing.
Clawbster then appeared.
Nico: Boy you sure are a glutton for punishment Clawbster.
Clawbster: I know. I sure am.
Nico: Cool.
Clawbster: So, the Kamen Riders are gonna start participating in the Monster battles, right?
Hitoshi: Starting with me and my team.
Clawbster: Neat! This is gonna be fun.
Nico: It sure will be.
They got the battles underway.
Sabrina Mason, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Violet Lanterns, Kitten and Jinx VS Dark Laser - Nico's Rescue on Venus now fully Terraformed
Dark Laser was first
Dark Laser: (to Sabrina) Nico's rescue was on Venus. Is it really terraformed as well?
Sabrina Mason: Yeah it sure was! We were amazed hearing about it.
Twilight Sparkle: Leeli and Girl Jordan singing during the battle with Another Zexion really turned Venus completely like Earth. Just like it was back millions of years ago.
Starshine Sparkle: We were amazed too.
Spyro: Boy we sure were. We were floored seeing it too.
Carol Ferris: We had no idea that Girl Jordan and Leeli's singing was capable of doing such an incredible thing. Venus is now just like Earth.
Dark Laser: Wow! Girl Jordan and Leeli were amazing not just in saving Another Zexion but also they made Venus another Earth Like World. Lets do it!
CORUSCANT JUSTICE MAGISWORD!
Sabrina used her ridewatch and they fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.
May Chan, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Blue Lanterns, Kevin Levin and N VS Loki (Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue) - Battling Another Abomination and Another Princess Bubblegum
Loki was next.
Loki: (to May) Nico's team, Ripster's team, Abomination's team, and the others did good battling Another Princess Bubblegum. And Another Abomination as well.
May: Boy we sure did and it was so fun! Also J.D. faced an evil Sasuke and proved that he was innocent and cleared his own name of turning villains into Hitotsuki.
Loki: What!? That is utterly preposterous! Those were the same people that were turned into Hitotsuki's before.
Rarity: That's right. We saw them on TV and they were turned into them before.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah no kidding. They let their own greed cloud their minds and they became them.
Gill Grunt: They sure did. But they were saved from themselves.
Saint Walker: They sure were and it was good. All is well for them.
Loki: That's true. Lets do it!
ICE FREEZE MAGISWORD!
May used her ridewatch and they fired waves of water, ice, jewels and energy and smashed him down.
Rita Loud, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Orange Lanterns, Stormy Weather and Proto Man VS Beautiful Gorgeous - Lincoln's Rescue
Beautiful Gorgeous was next.
Beautiful Georgous: (to Rita) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Tennessee. How was it?
Rita: It was really awesome and we faced David Anthony and sent him back to prison.
Rainbow Dash: Boy it was really awesome!
Scootaloo: We kicked his butt and Lincoln turned him into a braindead monkey.
Whirlwind: He is a stupid man now.
Larfleeze: Can't stop drooling.
Beautiful Gorgeous: Boythat is cool! Good riddance to another one of the Long Sisters enemies. Lets do it!
LIGHTNING DRAGON MAGISWORD!
Rita used her ridewatch and they fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed him down.
Megan McAllister, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Indigo Lanterns, Sissy Delmas and Pacifica Northwest VS Living Laser - Meeting a gene-slammer for B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core
Living Laser was next.
Living Laser: (to Megan) I heard you guys met a gene-slammer for B.E.S. Blaster Cannon Core. What's her name?
Megan McAllister: Her name is Jolene Long and she is really cool.
Sunset Shimmer: She is really cool.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah and her story is awesome too.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Jolene, Chikara, what's the stories you have on why you hate Lisa, Lewis Travolta, and Bradley Uppercrust III with a blazing passion? We'd already heard from Alaina yesterday about how she and Lincoln exposed him for cheating at The College X-Games and got him disqualified.
Chikara Manyuu: (Irish Accent) I was hoping you would ask that, but here goes. You guys already do know of the fact that Brad is nothing more than a cheater, but one day, while Lincoln and I were swimming in our underwear, we caught both him and Lewis Travolta taking a peak at me. This made us both so infuriated as soon as we noticed, and we started beating the crap out of them, and we left Lewis Travolta and Bradley Uppercrust III with broken noses, arms, legs, teeth and even smashed crotches.
We gasped.
Nico: WHAT THE HELL?!
Me: As if he wasn't a cheater, now he's downgraded to being a pervert too?!
But, out of all of us, none was even more infuriated than Max Goof, as we saw him clench his left hand so hard, he punctured his palm and blood dripped out from the palm, and when it hit the ground, it sizzled.
Me: Oh no.
Max Goof: (Growling Angrily) As if it wasn't enough that he's a cheater, but now, he's also a pervert as well! That's it, he's dead meat!
Max Goof flew out of The World Tree Estate in a dark fury, and he burst through the doors of Lynn's Table and he pounced on and proceeded to beat up Bradley Uppercrust III with undeniable fury and rage.
Nico: This is going to take a long while.
Jolene Long: It sure is. Okay, now for my story, I make it no surprise I've hated Lisa with a blazing passion, because of all the hell she put Lincoln through with her trying to kill him with her insane experiments. One day, Lincoln and I were busy doing some homework at our house, since The Loud House isn't a perfect place for our homework. But, then, we saw something crash into my room, it was a smoke bomb, we escaped from the room, and we heard the sound of insane laughter. We looked out the living room window, and we saw who it was that did the dirty deed: it was Lisa, and she had her army of robots with her again, and she was out to capture and kill me by removing my brain and kill Lincoln. We'd absolutely had it up to hear with that heartless monster, and I used my technomancy powers and destroyed every last one of Lisa's robots, and we tied Lisa up with energy ropes Lincoln fired from his angel wings, and we dragged Lisa back home, and after we told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lisa tried to do to us, she was grounded for sixteen weeks and she was thrown in a metal cage and tied up in a straitjacket, and she was screaming bloody revenge on us, but Lily whacked the cage with a mallet and Lisa crashed onto the floor.
Nico: Jeez, this was just like Becky's ordeal with Lisa. But, it also had the same end result: Lisa got her comeuppance and she got grounded again.
Me: Yeah, Lisa really was insane before we got rid of her Dark Side.
Lincoln: And I warned her: if she ever tried that same stunt with Becky's sisters, I was going to make her pay for this in the worst way imaginable: I'll call the Scientist Committee and they'll confiscate all of Lisa's lab materials and chemicals, along with rewards and certificates, and she'll be declared an enemy of the state.
Luna: And he's serious about that. Becky has friends in the scientist committee and with one phone call, Lisa will lose everything, and she'll be on her way to the nuthouse for the rest of her life. But, Lisa didn't even listen again, and she was really playing with fire: and in this case, that fire is our bro.
Then, an hour later, Max Goof came back inside, and he was sweating even more than ever, and we saw the damage he did to Brad through a one-way window Selene Emperyous made: Brad was a mangled and beaten up mess: Max Goof broke his arms and legs, and he even smashed his crotch with a hard kick, and he also had claw marks on him and tears in his clothes, which showed that Max had turned his fingernails into claws and he clawed at Brad badly. Max Goof also knocked out all of his teeth, and we saw that Max Goof's attack had caused tons of gold, jewels, Jemms, and pearls to explode out of Brad.
Me: Jeez!
Eli: I know what I did to Flip was bad, but what Max did to Brad, now that was just brutal.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Living Laser: HOLY CRAP! Max really beat the living crap out of Brad!
Sunburn: Yeah he sure did! But it was well deserved.
Indigo-1: Nok. It served him right.
Living Laser: I agree there. Lets do it!
LIGHT TORCH MAGISWORD!
She used her ridewatch and they fired waves of light and fire and smashed him down.
Ben Tennyson, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Yellow Lanterns, Naruto Uzumaki, Scrap Shooter and Grinnade VS Billy Numerous - Us and Lyra battling Kaitoki who was stealing lightbulbs
Billy Numerous was next.
Billy Numerous: (to Ben) You guys and Lyra battled Kaitoki, who was stealing lightbulbs. And which alien are you going to use this time?
Ben: This one.
He turned into Wildvine!
Ben: WILDVINE!
Billy Numerous: YEAH!
Wildvine: But that was a pretty stupid crime to do. Stealing Lightbulbs.
Fluttershy: It sure was. But it was because of the LupinRangers Gear in him.
Tornado Bolt: That makes sense though because of the thieving powers of the LupinRangers.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) It would have made much more sense if he was stealing valuable stuff.
Stealth Elf: Yeah I mean what kind of idiot would steal lightbulbs?
Sinestro: Someone who wants to be a dumb criminal.
Naruto: You got that right.
Billy Numerous: I agree there. Lets do it!
NATURE OF WILDVINE MAGISWORD!
Wildvine used his ridewatch and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed him down.
Martian Manhunter, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Red Lanterns, Mason Brown and Battletrap VS Mole Man - Kaitoki brought only darkness to himself in community service in Japan.
Mole Man was next.
Mole Man: (to Martian Manhunter) The man who became Kaitoki brought only darkness to himself. In community service in Japan, that is.
Martian Manhunter: That is true and he'll have a lot of time to think about what he did.
Applejack: Yeah stealing light bulbs only got him 400 hours of community service.
Apple Bloom: Hope he likes picking up garbage after stealing all the lightbulbs in the city.
Flashwing: No kidding there.
Brittney: Yeah he will be enjoying it.
Mole Man: That is for sure! Lets do it!
MARS CRYSTAL MAGISWORD!
Martian Manhunter used his ridewatch and they fired waves of energy, earth, rock, crystal, mud, boulders, lava and apples and smashed him down.
Iron Man, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Green Lanterns, Komba O Charlie and Needlenose VS Grizzly - Jack Shepherd is a great hero
Grizzly was next.
Grizzly: (to Iron Man) Jack Shepherd is a great hero. Just like you.
Iron Man: No arguments there. He and his family have all done so much good.
Pinkie Pie: They sure have and the work they do is amazing!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It sure is a really fun adventure.
Featherweight: I agree there. Jack and his family are awesome.
Sprocket: Yeah no kidding there.
John Stewart: We all think it's awesome.
Grizzly: I do too. Lets do it!
IRON REPULSER MAGISWORD!
Iron Man used his ridewatch and they fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Flash, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Black Lanterns, Lync Volan and Nurzak VS Golden Glider - Jack and his family are so awesome
Golden Glider was next.
Golden Glider: (to Flash) Jack Shepherd and his team are so awesome. Even though it took a while to come together.
Flash: Yeah it sure did but it was still awesome.
Starlight Glimmer: I agree there. Jack and his family have all done so much good.
Cozy Glow: And their powers are all so amazing.
Hex: We all were amazed by what they can do.
Maggie: I agree too.
Golden Glider: It sure is awesome and fun. Lets do it!
SCREAMING LINE DRIVE MAGISWORD!
Flash used his ridewatch and they fired screaming baseballs, skulls, magic, stars, lightning, blood and bones and smashed him down.
Superman, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, White Lanterns, Catilla and Carnivac VS Pinky and The Brain - Concussion is completely damaged by the Gamma 13
Pinky & The Brain were next.
Brain: (to Superman) Concussion is completely damaged by the Gamma 13. I hope Lisa's machine works.
Superman: Don't worry it will. Connor did nothing to deserve being turned into this monster.
Princess Luna: Yeah I agree there. Like how I was turned into Nightmare Moon he can be redeemed.
Moondust: I agree there. It will be good to save him.
Snowdrop: We will not give up on him.
Gari: It will be good to save him.
Blackout: I agree there.
Hal Jordan: I do too.
Pinky: He will be saved from what?
BLANG!
Brain hit him on the head with a tire iron.
Pinky: (LAUGHS STUPIDLY AND CRAZILY) NARF!
WHAT AN IDIOT!
Brain: Shut up Pinky. Lets do it!
KRYPTON JUSTICE MAGISWORD!
Superman used his ridewatch and they fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.
Shope, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Maddie, Sam, Jazz, Star, Valerie, Dani, Runabout and Runamuck VS Bette Sans Souci A.K.A. Plastique - Dark Concussion will pay for all his crimes
Plastique was next.
Plastique: (to Shope) Dark Concussion will pay for all his crimes. I hope the real one will be okay.
Shope: Yeah he will be fine. But the Dark Side of him has to go.
Princess Celestia: And it will be awesome to see how it goes.
King Solar: But look at J.D. pulverize him.
They saw me fighting and pulverizing Dark Concussion all over.
Solar Eclipsa: Wow look at him go!
Amber Morning: J.D. has a lot of anger to take out on him.
Spotlight: I agree there.
Maddie: I don't blame him.
Sam Manson: He is really pissed!
Jazz Fenton: No kidding there!
Star (Danny Phantom): Wow he is mad.
Valerie Grey: You got that right.
Plastique: I don't blame him one bit. Lets do it!
EXPLOSIVE THUNDER MAGISWORD!
Shope used her ridewatch and they fired waves of light and energy and smashed her down.
Sailor Mercury VS Space Kook
Space Kook was next.
Space Kook: (LAUGHS EERIELY!)
Sailor Mercury: Oh laugh yourself silly.
She fired waves of water and smashed him down.
Kwame VS Quakemon
Quakemon was next.
Quakemon: This is gonna be fun.
Kwame: It sure will be fun.
He fired energy waves and smashed him down.
Cana Alberona VS Lipsyncher the Lipstick Monster
Lipsyncher the Lipstick Monster was next.
Lipstick Monster: I hope you're ready for this.
Cana: Always ready for this.
She fired waves of energy and blasted the Lipstick Monster down.
Shugesh VS Raizen
Raizen was next.
Raizen: This will be so fun.
Shugesh: It sure will.
He fired an energy blast and smashed him down.
Wallflower Blush VS Grand Duke's Minions
The Grand Duke's minions were next.
Wallflower Blush: Glad to be back in the battles after having 2 awesome babies.
They nodded in agreement with her.
She fired waves of energy and smashed them down.
Felix the Cat VS Peg Leg Pete
Peg Leg Pete was next.
Peg Leg Pete: This is gonna be fun.
Felix: You got that right.
Felix fired energy waves and smashed him down.
Korra VS Grizzaka
Grizzaka was next.
Grizzaka: Hope you are ready for this.
Korra: I was born ready.
Korra used fire and water and blasted him down with her bending.
Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Himiko Toga, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Pink Ranger Slayer
Pink Ranger Slayer was next.
Pink Ranger Slayer: So Venus is now fully terraformed?
Fiona Hernandez: Yeah it sure is and you would not believe what it looks like with water, plants, oceans and everything. Venus is now a full fledged Earth planet.
Himiko Toga: Boy you should see it. It's so beautiful.
Apple Bloom: It sure is and Venus went from a scorching hot planet to a beautiful planet.
Sweetie Belle: Now Venus is a true beautiful planet.
Scootaloo: Instead of being a scorching hot planet, now it's a beautiful Earth planet.
Diamond Tiara: And you have Leeli and Girl Jordan to thank for that.
Silver Spoon: That is so awesome and really amazing.
Misty Tredwell: We did not expect their song to literally turn Venus into that for real.
Pink Ranger Slayer: That is incredible! Venus must be a tourist vacation spot now. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and fire and smashed her down.
Shizuka of Nadeshiko VS Copper Cranium
Copper Cranium was next.
Copper Cranium: I'm ready to smash.
Shizuka: Bring it on.
She fired waves of energy blades and smashed him down.
Erasa VS Evil Magma Man
Evil Magma Man was next.
Evll Magma Man: Boy this will be good.
Erasa: It sure will be fun.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Mystic Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Hibiki Riders, Sakura Knudson, Camie, Celica, Zarya, Cassidy, Leina Vance, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Clawbster
Clawbster was next.
Clawbster: Boy your brother is really tearing Concussion apart!
Sakura Knudson: Yeah that is amazing seeing him fight light this.
Camie: It's so awesome that he is going at him like that.
Celica: J.D. is releasing all his rage and frustration over being accused like that on him.
Zarya: I don't blame J.D. for wanting to blow off some steam.
Cassidy: Me neither. He needs to let loose on him.
Leina: I agree there.
Eli: Bro really has a lot of steam to let out.
Hitoshi: He sure does.
Clawbster: I don't blame him either. Lets do it!
Sakura Knudson: First this.
Sakura Knudson teleported and opened his safe and in it was more familiars:
Sam Sharp Loud: An orange female Phoenix Familiar named Volcano Wing, she has the powers of lava and fire
Becky: A red female Fox Familiar named Firestorm Fenix, she has the powers of fire.
Dana: A white female Arctic Fox Familiar named Arctic Storm, she has the powers of snow and ice.
Whitney: A green female Sheep Familiar named Gaia, she has the powers of plants and nature.
Fiona: A female white Wolf Familiar named Tesla, she has the powers of lightning.
Strawberry Shortcake: A female Green Unicorn Familiar named Tarts
Blueberry Muffin: A male Blue Mechanical Octopus named Streetsmart
Orange Blossom: A male Orange Wolf named Tracker
Lemon Meringue: A female Yellow Hummingbird named Shocker
Raspberry Torte: A female Magenta Fire Scorpion named Scorponok
Plum Pudding: A female Purple Peafowl named Ribbon Dancer
Cherry Jam: A female Red Dragon named Melody Flames
Apple Dumplin: A female Yellow Phoenix named Apple Flare
Sweet Grapes: A male White Tiger named Blizzard
And Sour Grapes A male Purple Bat named Ratbat
Sakura Knudson teleported back with them.
Mystic Force Rangers: MAGICAL SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!
They turned into the Mystic Force Rangers too!
Hibiki Team: HENSHIN!
They transformed into their Hibiki Forms!
Sakura Knudson: Awesome! Lets get him!
Mystic Force Rangers: MYSTIC SPELL SEAL FORMATION!
They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over with elements and energy and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Rangers: Checkmate!
Sakura Knudson: YEAH! Clawbster you have failed this world!
TRoy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
POW BLAM SMASH WHAM!
I smashed and pulverized Concussion all over.
Me: Had enough?
Concussion: NEVER!
Me: Good because I'm just getting warmed up.
I teleported and kicked him in the stomach and kneed him in the chest and then kicked him in the crotch!
I kicked him in the face with a roundhouse kick and smashed him on the ground.
Me: Time to shock you out of this!
I fired a blast of lightning and it hit him and electrocuted him all over the place.
Noah: Lisa, you'll only have about a 10 minute window of opportunity to get the Gamma 13 out!
Tsukasa: But after this!
Lisa Loud: Affirmative!
Kamen Ride: Zenkaizer!
Kamen Ride: Zenkai Juran!
Kamen Ride: Zenkai Gaon!
Kamen Ride: Zenkai Magine!
Kamen Ride: Zenkai Vroon
Kamen Ride: Twokaizer!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LEGACY FORCE!
Tsukasa turned into Zenkaiser, Daiki summoned clones of the Zenkaigers and the Megaforce Rangers turned into the Zenkaigers too!
Misty Tredwell: No need for the M.O.E. Cannon Maria. I got this. Come out Lizard Flame 6! (SNAPS FINGERS)
She summoned Cammy Chameleon, Lena Hyena, Chess Cookies, Mad Firefighter Clown and Naja along with Killer Croc, Shendu, Petaldramon and Salamandemon.
Nico: YEAH!
Everyone came and went at him and pulverized and blasted the living shit out of him.
Kopond and Olkiex blasted and smashed him all over.
Dream Girl, Huffer, Superman and Lockdown used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Dream Girl and Superman's powers, Huffer's strength and weapons and Lockdown's weapons and missiles 100-fold
Dream Girl and Huffer: DREAM MISSILE FIRESTORM!
Superman and Lockdown: SMASHING MISSILES OF DOOM!
Wind Demon Samurai and Xiao Fung: WIND DEMON BLADE STORM!
Marvel Sword Force and Swordsman: SWORD BLADES OF FURY!
Aquatic Melters and Melter: AQUATIC MELTER BLASTS OF DOOM!
Ants of Power and Top: ANTS OF FURY BLAST!
Magic of the 61st Century and Abra Kadabra: 61ST CENTURY MAGIC BLAST!
Guardians of The Galaxy Fury and Trapster: GALAXY FORCE BLAST!
Thor's Lightning Strikers and Gearhead: THOR'S LIGHTNING BLAST!
War Machines of Doom and Ragdoll: WAR MACHINE BLAST!
Leaping Shield Force and Batroc the Leaper: LEAPING SHIELD BLAST!
Darkness Widows and Shade: DARKNESS WIDOW SHOT!
Wings of Glory and Evil Wing Man: WINDS OF GLOWER BLAST!
Friction Parkour and Frictor: FRICTION PARKOUR BLAST!
Spatulars of Krabby Patties and Spatula Girl: SPATULARS OF KRABBY PATTY BLAST!
7 Dwarves Jewels and Power and Yost Viper: SEVEN DWARVES OF JEWELED DOOM BLAST!
Thunder from the Skies of Beauty and Lord Stratosfear: THUNDER SKY BLAST!
Black Puddle Doom and Queen of the Black Puddle: BLACK PUDDLE DOOM SHOT!
X-Men Wrath and Yost X 23: X-MEN FURY BLAST!
Tiny Power and Indigestible Wad: TINY POWER BLAST!
Ancient Fairy Dragon Might and Cyborg Rangers: ANCIENT FAIRY DRAGON BLAST!
Owls of Wisdom and Owl (Stellaluna): OWLS OF DOOM SHOT!
Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: RAINBOW LIGHTNING OF LOYALTY BLAST!
They fred waves of energy and elements.
Zoom, Summer Jones, Cindy Collins, Tucker Williams, Rainbow Dash, me, Eli, Nico and Camie: HERO FURY RAINBOW BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: HERO ELEMENT STYLE: SUPERMAN!
Entrapta: HERO LIGHTNING STYLE: IRON MAN!
Perfuma: HERO NATURE STYLE: WONDER WOMAN!
Frosta: HERO ICE STYLE: ICEMAN!
Jessica Shannon: HERO STING STYLE: WASP!
Peni Parker: HERO WEB STYLE: SPIDERMAN!
Jessica Kaios: HERO FIRE STYLE: FIRESTORM!
Yuna: HERO WATER STYLE: AQUAMAN!
Toph: HERO EARTH STYLE: HULK!
Makoto: HERO WIND STYLE: RED TORNADO!
R. Mika: HERO LIGHT STYLE: SENTRY!
Juri Han: HERO DARK STYLE: BATMAN!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said heroes.
Lincoln and his harem: HERO FINAL SMASH: HERO UP!
They summoned the DC and Marvel heroes to smash all over Concussion!
They pulverized him all over.
Lincoln fired a blast from the sonic blast-neutralizing blaster which hits Concussion and neutralized his powers, and then, he hooked him up to a machine which is now draining Concussion of the Gamma-13 radiation in his system, and it was being loaded into a lead-lined metal container. When it was all done, Concussion was cured, and he was taken by Varie to the infirmary.
Lincoln: Now, that was a close one.
Nico: You said it, but your plan worked, Lincoln, Concussion is cured of the Gamma-13 radiation in his system, but he'll need time to recover. Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet.
Allie Anne Volvenstein: That's right, there's still the matter of Vexxtrea to deal with, and that religious fanatic should be arriving...right now!
?: I will make every last one of you pay for what you did in destroying our Lord Ghidorah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Yuko: I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out now, Vexxtrea.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Vexxtrea of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.
Yuko: Vexxtrea, I should've known you'd show up here, and we already knew of the Order's arrival days ago, so we're prepared to destroy you all. We will never let you destroy the Earth ever!
Vexxtrea: You fools will pay dearly for this, Lord Ghidorah will rise again and the entire Earth will be destroyed!
Allie Anne Volvenstein: The only one who deserves to be destroyed is you.
Suddenly, Allie Anne Volvenstein's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by an aqua blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, dragons, phoenixes, and water angels, she unholstered her massive Waterveiled Assassin-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Vexxtrea, she left aqua blue energy, water, ocean waves, dragons, phoenixes, and water angels with every step.
Allie Anne Volvenstein: I will never ever forgive you for what you and the rest of the Order have tried to do 20,000 years from now, Vexxtrea: wanting King Ghidorah to destroy our world and every last living thing on it, that's one thing I will never allow, and for that, I hope you're ready to be buried under the ocean's tides for your crimes against mankind and the universe!
Suddenly, Allie Anne Volvenstein was surrounded by a massive vortex of aqua blue energy with water and ocean waves surrounding it, there are dragons, phoenixes, and water angels and Waterveiled Assassin flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Vexxtrea: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Allie Anne Volvenstein emerged, but she was changed forever.
(NEPTUNE BY 2002 PLAYS)
Allie Anne Volvenstein grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long aqua blue hair, she has aqua blue eyes and an aqua blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, dragons, phoenixes, and water angels surrounding her, she has Waterveiled Assassin emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with aqua blue iris, she has on dragon earrings with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Waterveiled Assassin with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her aqua blue phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Dragon Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with aqua blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and aqua blue gems on the gold flame links. Allie Anne Volvenstein has on a sleeveless aqua blue open vest, sleeveless aqua blue blouse, aqua blue skirt, aqua blue pants, aqua blue legwarmers, blue sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with water, ocean waves, dragons, phoenixes, and water angels on the coattails, and on the back is Waterveiled Assassin surrounded by water and ocean waves. Suddenly, Allie Anne Volvenstein felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive aqua blue angel wings with blue tips on the large aqua blue feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long aqua blue wolf tails with blue tips. Allie Anne Volvenstein has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large aqua blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Allie Anne Volvenstein's massive Waterveiled Assassin-themed greatsword and all the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of aqua blue energy, water, ocean waves, dragons, phoenixes, and water angels with every step, and when it emerged, it transformed into Waterveiled Assassin's Elemental Alchemical Water Draconic Phoenix Water Greatsword of Elemental Alchemical Water Assassin Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded aqua blue gems and Waterveiled Assassin etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large aqua blue dragon heads for the crossguard, large aqua blue gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large aqua blue phoenix heads with aqua blue gems for eyes and large aqua blue gem on the bottom of the aqua blue phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with aqua blue gems on her wrists, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Waterveiled Assassin's head with aqua blue gems for eyes and a large aqua blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an aqua blue kanji below Waterveiled Assassin that said, "Allie Anne Volvenstein, Gene-Slammer of Waterveiled Assassin, Elemental Alchemical Alchemist Angel of Water, Loving Sister of Holly Volvenstein, Esmerelda Volvenstein, and Lanaiya Volvenstein, Demolisher of Queen Bee Mean Girls, Future Wife of Nico Chan, Archenemy of The Elementals of Earth, Wind and Fire, Destroyer of Vexxtrea of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Dragons, and Phoenixes"
アリー・アン・ヴォルベンスタイン、ウォーターベール・アサシンのジーン・スラマー、エレメンタル・アルケミカル・アルケミスト・エンジェル・オブ・ウォーター、ホリー・ヴォルベンスタインの愛情深い姉妹、エスメレルダ・ヴォルベンスタイン、ラナイヤ・ヴォルベンスタイン、クイーン・ビー・ミーン・ガールズの破壊者、ニコ・チャンの未来の妻、地球の精霊の宿敵、風と火、ホーリーギドラの惑星の地球外秩序のベクストレアの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして水のマスター、ドラゴン、とフェニックス
Allie Anne Volvenstein has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-WATERVEILED ASSASSIN-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA MAELSTROM ALCHEMICAL WATERVEILED ASSASSIN WATER ANGEL OF DIVINE MAELSTROM ALCHEMICAL WATER WATERVEILED ASSASSIN JUSTICE AND DIVINE MAELSTROM ALCHEMICAL WATER WATERVEILED ASSASSIN LOVE!
We were amazed by Allie Anne Volvenstein's Super Angel-Waterveiled Assassin-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Nico saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Vexxtrea saw it, he fell into an infernal rage and he got out his blaster to blast her, but Allie Anne Volvenstein fired a powerful aqua blue energy blast with water, ocean waves, dragons, phoenixes, and water angels at Vexxtrea, which hit him and pushed him back and he also got drenched, but this really pissed him off now, and Allie Anne grabbed his blaster which'd been scrapped and it got turned into pure solid gold which was sent into our vault.
Holly Volvenstein: Wow, Allie Anne's transformed, and she really drenched Vexxtrea badly.
Nico: That bastard had it coming, and she also turned his blaster into gold and sent it to our vault.
Allie Anne Volvenstein: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Alchemical Ocean Waterveiled Assassin Draconic Phoenix Water Angel and Divine Draconic Phoenix Alchemical Ocean Waterveiled Assassin Angel Love) And now, you're about to feel the full fury of the tides, Vexxtrea.
Nico: Let me in on this too, Allie, this bastard doesn't deserve to live any longer.
Nico transformed into Super Saiyan Rainbow Infinity and unholsters his massive Nico's Universal Elemental Greatsword of Saiyan Pride and Phoenix Justice from his wider and muscular back and joined Allie Anne Volvenstein.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Alright, you fanatical clod, it's time for you to pay for your crimes with your blood!
Allie Anne Volvenstein and Nico went after Vexxtrea who's now gone even more full-blown ballistic, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, aqua blue energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Vexxtrea and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him.
Nico turned his fingernails into claws and he slashed at Vexxtrea, drawing more blood and leaving more scars on him, and he was being driven even more ballistic. Suddenly, Vexxtrea took out the vial of red liquid with a drop of 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, then he drank it. Suddenly, Vexxtrea began changing as massive wings like King Ghidorah's grew and sprouted out from his back, his skin was covered in gold scales, and he'd grown King Ghidorah's tails.
Me: Watch it, you guys, now Vexxtrea has transformed into his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.
Vexxtrea fired a Gravity Lightning blast at Allie Anne Volvenstein and Nico, who dodged it.
Lincoln: Lanaiya, Nico, hang on.
Suddenly, we heard loud bellows of rage in the air and we saw two figures charge at Lincoln, who dodged the attack, and we saw who it was that tried to attack Lincoln: it was Pablo and Anderson, who'd broken free and those two heartless butt-faced psychopaths are still out to kill us.
Lincoln: Oh great, I knew you two butt-faced psychos would break out to try and kill us again.
Me: You buttfaces are really starting to piss us off even more!
Suddenly, we saw Flum Ox and Edamimi appear before us and kick Pablo and Anderson hard in their dumbass faces.
Flum Ox: (Girl's voice) Don't worry about Pablo and Anderson, Lincoln, we'll take care of those two heartless butt-faced psychopaths.
Edamimi: (Girl's voice) You concentrate on taking care of King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Vexxtrea.
Lincoln: Thanks, Chara Princeton and Cherry Princeton. Make sure those two are beaten up to an inch of their miserable lives.
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which separated Vexxtrea from his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form, and then, Lincoln went at King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Vexxtrea and he stabbed him in his chest with the tip of one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails that turned into Cell's Stinger paralyzing him so he couldn't try to escape, and then, Lincoln began absorbing King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Vexxtrea's bio-energy and assimilated his powers and abilities until nothing was left of it. Then, the stinger changed back and Lincoln retracted the tail.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Thanks for the save, Lincoln, and I can't believe those two buttfaces have come back to kill us again, but our two heroes will take care of those two. Now, then, shall we end this bastard for good, Allie?
Allie Anne Volvenstein: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Alchemical Ocean Waterveiled Assassin Draconic Phoenix Water Angel and Divine Draconic Phoenix Alchemical Ocean Waterveiled Assassin Angel Love) You got it, Nico.
Allie Anne Volvenstein and Nico sent Vexxtrea flying into the air, and then, they prepared their combo to put an end to Vexxtrea.
Allie Anne Volvenstein and Nico: ELEMENTAL WATERVEILED ASSASSIN DRACONIC PHOENIX ALCHEMY MAELSTROM KAMEHAMEHA!
Allie Anne Volvenstein and Nico fired two massive aqua blue energy Kamehameha waves with water, ocean waves, dragons, phoenixes, and water angels, and they hit Vexxtrea, and they explode with incredible power as they hit him, and he was obliterated. Then, when his spirit appeared, Allie Anne Volvenstein and Nico drew the Judgement Kanji on his forehead, and he was erased by The Black Gates for his crimes. We cheered as Allie Anne Volvenstein and Nico holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Allie Anne Volvenstein's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long aqua blue wolf tails, and massive aqua blue angel wings are permanent.
Allie Anne Volvenstein: That's one member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah down and twenty-one members to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Vexxtrea once and for all, Nico.
Nico: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Allie.
Suddenly, Allie Anne Volvenstein wrapped her arms around Nico's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Nico's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Nico's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Nico leaned down to Allie Anne Volvenstein's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Nico's massive pecs, and behind them was a Dragon, Phoenix, Angel, and Waterveiled Assassin flying in the air, and we saw many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and ocean waves crashing behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Nico and Allie Anne Volvenstein absorbed the ocean waves and they came back to us as the display and Waterveiled Assassin vanished.
Me: Oh man, now that's what another cult fanatic has been put down. Awesome job out there, Nico and Allie Anne.
Nico: Thanks, J.D.
Then, Chara Princeton and Cherry Princeton were finished beating up Pablo and Anderson, and thanks to the massive beatdown and combo of the curse, massive amounts of gold, jewels, Jemms, and pearls exploded out of them, and Lincoln tied those two back up in rainbow energy straitjackets. But, before they could bellow and scream at us again, Lincoln beamed them back to Lynn's Table, and they were chained back to their posts with Neutronium Chains lined with rainbow energy, and they were left screaming and bellowing with rage again.
Lincoln: And don't let us catch you two buttfaces out again, or we'll do a lot worse next time. (To Chara and Cherry Princeton) And it's so good to see you again, Chara and Cherry Princeton.
Chara Princeton reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long dark red hair, dark red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings, she's dressed in dark red clothes, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with air, earth, water, fire, Ojama Monsters, and oxen on the coattails and on the back is Flum Ox and the Ojama Monsters, and holstered on her back is a massive Flum Ox-themed greatsword with embedded dark red gems and Flum Ox etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged dark red blade, large Flum Ox heads for the crossguard, large dark red gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large Flum Ox heads and large dark red gem on the bottom of the large Flum Ox heads for the pommel.
And Cherry Princeton reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long dark red hair, dark red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings, she's dressed in dark red clothes, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with fire, Ojama Monsters, and plants on the coattails and on the back is Edamimi and the Ojama Monsters, and holstered on her back is a massive Edamimi-themed greatsword with embedded dark red gems and Edamimi etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged dark red blade, large Edamimi heads for the crossguard, large dark red gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large Edamimi heads and large dark red gem on the bottom of the large Edamimi heads for the pommel.
Chara Princeton: You too, Lincoln.
Cherry Princeton: It's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Chara Princeton and Cherry Princeton and he hugged them, and Chara Princeton and Cherry Princeton are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Chara Princeton: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Cherry Princeton: You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know these two girls?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.
Nicholette Torrington: Oh man, and so do we. The Flum Ox Gene-Slammer is Chara Princeton and the Edamimi Gene-Slammer is Cherry Princeton, they're Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Italy and classmates in French, and they're also members of The Duel Monsters Heroes. They're known as the Ojama Duo, because they specialize in The Ojama Deck. Lincoln made them Ojama-themed bikinis, and to show thanks, they kissed Lincoln on the lips. They're also the twin sisters of Chazz Princeton, and they hate Icky with a passion.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: Whoa, I had no idea you had twin sisters, Chazz.
Me: Same here.
Chazz: I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys to them, and now, I know why.
Alexis: Team Rocket Gene-Slammed them, the fiends.
Chazz: If I wasn't already that mad at Giovanni before, what he did to my twin sisters just absolutely riled me up.
Chara and Cherry ran up to Chazz, and they hugged him, and he hugged them back.
Chara Princeton: I know, but it's so good to see you again, Chazz.
Cherry Princeton: Same here, big bro.
Chazz: You too, girls. How did you girls know about those two buttfaces coming after us?
Lincoln: They must've sensed that they broke out to go after us to kill us, so they came here to help and give them another beatdown again. And now that you two are here.
Lincoln first went up to Chara Princeton, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
And Lincoln then went up to Cherry, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we also saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Chara Princeton: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Linky.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Chara Princeton and Cherry Princeton with red and blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and red and blue crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with two Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Chara Princeton and Cherry Princeton: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Chara Princeton and Cherry Princeton.
Chara Princeton and Cherry Princeton had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to each of their face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.
Nico: Looks like we'll be running into more of your Guardian Angels during our fights against The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, and speaking of, tomorrow, the next member is Buenttrada, which means you and J.D. are up. Kristjana.
Me: Yes!
Kristjana Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn: (Icelandic Accent) Yeah, we'll make Buenttrada pay.
Me: With his own blood.
Nico: You said it. Say, Lincoln, which B.E.S. are you hoping to meet next on your rescue?
Lincoln: I already know who's next for tomorrow, Nico: Milan Long, Gene-Slammer of B.E.S. Covered Core.
Becky Long: We're so going to enjoy seeing Jolene once again, Lincoln. But, this also means we'll be running into another enemy of me and my sisters.
Lincoln: I know. But, we'll be ready for them and for whatever trick that psycho, Damian Constantine, has up his sleeves.
Mole Man: Well, Nico, I've heard you've learned a lesson today.
Nico: I have. Never jump to conclusions so quickly.
Grizzly: Glad to hear it.
Me: Good.
Pinky: At least Concussion is back to his normal self!
Nico: That's for sure.
Summer Jones: Before we celebrate, can I ask you guys for a favor?
Golden Glider: What's that?
Summer Jones: I know you guys just told us about using our power responsibly. But just this once, can you help me get back at some of tje cheerleaders for making fun of me?
Plastique: (smirks) I think that can be arranged.
Me: I got a few surprises in store for them. (SINISTER CHUCKLE)
We went to Summer Jones's school and just as the cheerleaders opened their lockers they were greeted by SKUNKS IN THEIR LOCKERS! THEY GOT SPRAYED FROM HEAD TO TOE IN SKUNK STENCH!
LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN SOUND!
SPLAT!
THEY GOT HIT BY BUCKETS FULL OF SLOP THAT WAS MADE FROM LIQUID GARBAGE AND RAW SEWAGE!
Then they got pelted in COW PIES!
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!
IT WAS REALLY FUNNY!
Summer came out and laughed her head off!
Cheerleader Captain: YOU WRETCHED LITTLE FUCKUP BRAT! THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!
Summer Jones: Oh yeah? Then why are they laughing?
Then all the kids that the cheerleaders tormented came out and they Laughed at them!
TOTAL HUMILIATION!
Me: Smile for the camera bitches!
I was video recording the whole thing on my phone and uploaded it on social media and it went VIRAL!
Nico: That's what you get for humiliating and making fun of Summer you freaks!
Trapster: That was awesome J.D.!
Sakura Knudson: You have one awesome mischievous side to you bro.
Me: You should see us humiliate the jerks at Lynn's Table.
Principal: That is true. And you cheerleaders are in big trouble! I'm calling your parents. If you think I'm putting up with anymore of your behavior towards Summer you are sadly mistaken. I will not tolerate this awful behavior in my school. You are expelled.
Cheerleaders: WHAT!?
Cheerleader Captain: You can't do that!
Principal: You should have thought of that before. Now pack your things and leave this school and never return! I'm also going to have the school board make sure you only get enrolled in a strict catholic school to learn some manners and discipline. You girls are such an absolute disgrace to this school! And I'm making Summer Jones the official new captain of the Cheerleading Squad.
Everyone cheered wildly!
The cheerleaders ran off crying.
Nico: Serves you right bitches!
Qin: Yeah!
Summer Jones: That was so funny! Thanks guys.
Me: No problem Summer.
Nico: Yeah that was great. Great job today everyone.
Me: We saved Connor and as a bonus we got those rotten to the core bitches expelled.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: (To the viewers) I learned a valuable lesson today and that is NEVER jump to conclusions or else.
Me: You got that right.
We went back home and the Zenith team was placed into our protection and we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
Zoom from 2006 was a great movie! Those critics ruined a great movie!
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Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Bane and his team Buff Frog, Shivarakah, Nina Williams, Duck Kong and the Two Headed Gorilla along with Laney's team consisting of Kara (Di Gata Defenders), Cammy White, Chun Li, Sakura Kasugano And Ingrid (Street Fighter Alpha) and we're going to the gas giant planet of Zymphoquora IX, a gas giant planet located in the Unknown Zone and it's over 35,000,000 kilometers in Diameter and it's an amazingly powerful electrically charged planet. It's the most electrically charged planet in the universe and has over 20 billion strikes every millionth of a second. The clouds also have a special radiation that enhances chakra 5000-fold. And we're going there to have an awesome rescue as well as battle 2016's Doomsday from the Batman VS Superman movie and also we're going there to destroy 2016's Lex Luthor who is back from the dead to get revenge on me and Nico for killing him by blowing his head off! But get ready because SAKURA KNUDSON IS GOING TO GET HER CHANCE TO SHINE AS SHE EXPLODES IN POWER AND UNLEASHES HER MOST POWERFUL TRANSFORMATION EVER IN A MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF ANGER AND TRANSFORMS INTO HER MOST POWERFUL FORM OF ALL AND UNLEASHES THE WRATH OF HER POWER ON THEM BOTH! SHE WILL MAKE THOSE HEARTLESS INSANE MONSTERS PAY DEARLY FOR THEIR CRIMES! Also we're going to battle Another Wildberry Princess and Another Bane. And we're going to meet a Staraptor gene-slammer named Amelia Earhart LI and she comes from the year 8,212 and she is an amazing flyer and a powerful force to be reckoned with.
The next match-up in The War Against The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah is Kristjana Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn, Gene-Slammer of White Night Dragon and J.D. Knudson VS Buenttrada
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Tennessee, and we're going to deal with another old enemy of Becky Long and her sisters: a mad scientist named David Anthony. Long ago, he was an intelligent student and he was also in the same school as Lori and Becky Long. But, Becky Long knew of his true nature: he was really a mad scientist who wants nothing more than world domination, and he caused a lot of havoc and destruction with his creations: everything from gigantic robots to mutant monsters created by his brand of mad science. But, his last plot for world destruction was brought to an end by Becky Long and her sisters, and he was taken away by the cops and sentenced to Life In Prison without any possibility of parole. But, now years later, David Anthony has broken out of prison, and he wants revenge on Becky Long and her sisters for ruining his plans for world domination long ago, and the person responsible for breaking him out was the deranged, evil, psychopathic, out-of-control, deranged lunatic and enemy of Buster Bunny and his friends from Acme Acres, Damian Constantine. And for tomorrow, we're going to meet the next of the B.E.S. Gene-Slammers, this time, it's Milan Long, Gene-Slammer of B.E.S. Covered Core and one of the Long Sisters, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and like her eldest sister, Becky Long, Jolene Long is a very strong and powerful technomancer, and like Becky, she was pronounced braindead at age 4 and the doctors came up with a very risky and dangerous operation. They replaced her dead brain with an artificial Positronic Brain, and it gave her incredible powers of Technokinesis and it also turned her mind into a very incredible computer capable of storing an infinite amount of information and unleashing the full 100% of her brain power, and when she got Gene-Slammed into B.E.S. Covered Core, she also gained powerful earth powers, and just like Becky, Milan is also in Lori's school and she's protected Lincoln from the worst of Lisa Loud's fury and almost got Lisa disowned and sent to a nuthouse in the federal prison system forever as well as have all of her science stuff confiscated by the scientific community forever. But, wait until she finds out that the person person responsible for turning her into the heartless, emotionless mad scientist she, her eldest sister, and her other sisters have hated was none other than Killjoy Huggins, and this happened under their noses when Lincoln was in Third Grade.
Get ready for a crazy school adventure as we meet Ginger from the awesome show As Told By Ginger and we're going to help her take down the Queen Bee, Miranda and make that brat pay for her attitude.
See you next time.
