Get ready for A Battle with Dai Shi from Jungle Fury.


At the Saturn Insane Asylum was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Trapster, Yost X-23, Mean Applejack, Manfish, Egg (Among Us) and Mophead (Sailor Moon) along with Rocket Raccoon, Jasmine, Gloria Andrukhovych, Super Android 18, Maria Cranberry the Cyclone Dopant, and Reika the Heat Dopant and we were there to do a welfare check on most of the people there. But also we got reports of a strange sight there.

Leeli: Wow! So this is the Saturn Insane Asylum?

Me: Yep. It's a huge space prison floating in the clouds of Saturn's skies.

Sakura Knudson: This is so cool! And the view of Saturn's clouds and its rings is absolutely incredible.

Nico: Yep. All the gas giant planets have a great view like that.

Rocket Raccoon: They sure do. It's so awesome. This is also the spot where you guys met me and the Guardians of the Galaxy when we came.

Me: That was so awesome!

Leeli: It sure is! That must've been amazing!

Me: It was.

Nico: Rocket, I want to thank you, Trapster, and your teams for coming today.

Rocket Raccoon: No problem Nico. It's awesome that we're helping you out.

Reika: We are truly honored.

Bridget Branley: You guys are going to love going on a rescue with us. It will be so fun.

Jasmine: We are really excited for you guys.

Nico: Jasmine, do you and Aladdin plan to get married?

Jasmine: We actually have that planned out and it's going to be later on in the future.

Me: I remember watching the 3rd Aladdin movie and that was when Aladdin discovered that his father Cassim was alive and he was the leader of the infamous 40 Thieves.

Nico: That's one of my favorite stories in Arabian Nights.

Eli: Mine too. Cassim is a great father too.

Jasmine: He sure is. And he found the legendary Hand of Midas.

Nico: I remember that.

Lola: Yeah that was amazing.

Me: Another awesome coincidence is that Sly Cooper's ancestor Salim Al Khupar was the leader of the infamous 40 Thieves too.

Jasmine: That IS Something.

Qin: Boy that sure is.

Brittney: That's right I remember reading about that. That was amazing.

Nico: And are you happy that your Twisted Counterpart got her Aladdin back?

Jasmine: I sure am and I'm glad that they are together after all they went through.

Me: Jafar really caused a tremendous amount of damage to them. Physically, emotionally, mentally and spiritually.

Nico: He sure did.

Jasmine: What a really awful nightmare.

Eli: Yeah you're not kidding there. That was horrible.

Camie: It sure was.

Lola: But I'm glad we saved her.

Me: I have a feeling we'll face another Twisted Princess on the 19th.

Nico: Same here.

Eli: (GULPS) I hope it's not Ariel.

Me: Me too bro. Me too.

Nico: We found Aladdin all because of the Twin Masters' stupidity.

Me: Yep. And they may be embodiments of chaos but they are NOT SMART at all.

Qin: That is for sure.

Lola: Yep.

Me: But we destroyed them and sent High Roller to prison.

Xenia: That's for sure.

Nico: Yep. Did you send him here?

Me: Nope. We put him in the Neptune Prison in Solitary Confinement chained to the wall in a straitjacket.

Qin: Good.

Nico: And now? The animals of that world are like humans again

Me: And they can live together in peace and harmony after so many horrible years of fighting.

Qin: That's for sure.

Leeli: I always love animals and humans living together in peace. It's so perfect.

Fluttershy: Oh you and I have so much in common Leeli. We both love animals like that as well.

Me: That is so awesome you two.

Girl Jordan: Boy it sure is.

Nico: And that Bronze Giant fusion was awesome!

Me: Boy it sure was!

Qin: All 108 animals coming together was awesome!

Nico: Yeah it was!

Varie: We were so amazed by it.

Lola: That was so awesome. We'll keep that as one of our trump cards for big day missions.

Nico: Good thinking there Lola.

Leeli: That was so awesome.

Maria: I'm gonna give the MOE Cannon a rest for today.

Me: Okay then.

Qin: Good idea.

Camie: Yeah it needs a rest.

Rocket: How about we head to the cafeteria?

Me: Good idea.

Nico: First we got to do something.

Nico pulled out a 12-Gauge Shotgun.

SHOTGUN CLICK.

Me: Mercy kill on one of the patients?

Nico: Yep. You'll be shocked on who it is. Follow me.

Trapster: (knows who Nico's talking about) Just FYI, Peter Griffin is still being punished into servitude in the Masters of Evil.

Me: Wait. Peter Griffin is here?

Nico: Confusing isn't it? But this version of Peter Griffin is completely insane and it was because of Brian replaced his I Can't Believe It's Not Butter with real butter. He went completely psycho and killed 3 kids.

Me: JEEZ!

Lola: Brutal!

Nico: Yep. I didn't get a chance to use the shotgun last time so I'm going to use it now.

Me: Cool.

Nico: Here he is.

We saw him strapped to a bed in a straitjacket thrashing around and he was screaming like a completely fucked up deranged monster! And the guards were trying to hold him down.

Me: Boy he is really fucked up.

Nico: Yep.

Nico went in.

Nico: Okay boys I'll take it from here.

Nico pointed the gun at his head.

Then…

LOUD BANG!

He had his entire head blasted off and he was sent to the fires of Hell.

Nico came out.

Nico: Now, this cell's free.

Me: Good. His screaming was giving me a headache.

Qin: Yeah me too.

Eli: Also 2 of Swartz's creations are here too. Another Bounce House Princess and Another Trapster.

Me: Whoa!

Rocket: Let's get some grub first.

Me: Okay then.

Sakura Knudson: I hope they have Chum here.

We went to the cafeteria and Chef McMuesli was serving chum all right.

Chef McMuesli: Hey guys.

Me: Hello Chef McMuesli. How you liking the chef position here?

Chef McMuesli: It's really awesome.

Qin: Glad you like it.

Chef McMuesli: What would you guys like?

Sakura Knudson: Chum please.

Chef McMuesli gasped.

Chef McMuesli: You like chum?

Me: We were shocked ourselves too. Oh this is my twin sister Sakura Knudson.

Nico: We found her on one of my rescues.

Chef McMuesli: I see. Awesome to meet you Sakura. You look like a carbon copy of Sakura Haruno.

Sakura Knudson: I get that a lot.

Rocket: Good for her.

Me: Yep and Sakura loves chum.

Sakura Knudson: Yeah my school ran out of food like Lincoln's dad did and all we had to eat was chum and I loved it since.

Chef McMuesli: I see. Okay then.

He got a bowl of chum for her.

Chef McMuesli: Here you go.

Sakura Knudson: Thank you.

She took the bowl and we got salads and steaks and spaghetti and more.

Rocket ate his food

He was having a steak.

I was eating spaghetti and meatballs.

Me: Mmm! Delicious.

Nico: Yummy.

Sakura was eating chum and the patients looked at her in disgust. Their faces turned green and their stomachs churned. Then they threw up all over.

Nico: Cleanup on aisle 12!

Maria used her water powers and cleaned up the floor.

Maria: Who's up first?

Me: Hmm.

Starlight Glimmer: I will go up next. I have a feeling this will be a good one.

Qin: Me too. And if my guess is correct it will be one of the McArthur sisters.

Nico: I have that same guess too.

Lola: Me and Lana love playing on Bounce Houses.

Lana: We sure do. I heard that Bart's friend Milhouse got sick and threw up in one after eating oysters at Martin's birthday party. (Season 8 Episode 19)

Me: Gross. But I heard about that from Martin. That was a Birthday catastrophe.

Nico: It sure was.

We finished eating.

Me: Ahh that was great.

Chef McMuesli: So did you like it?

Me: Oh yeah we sure did. (LOUD BELCH!) Oh pardon me.

Nico: Did Lumpus get your weight loss plan after he was force fed all those worms?

Chef McMuesli: He sure did and let me tell ya he was really hungry.

Laney: Just like old times huh?

Chef McMuesli: Even though they were bad times I still loved feeding him.

Nico: But now, he's insane.

Chef McMuesli: Yeah but he still loves my food.

Qin: He sure does.

Leeli: Yeah but those pranks we did to him on the Buffalo Chicken Planet were really funny.

Girl Jordan: (LAUGHS) They sure were.

Me: And he was really funny when he was that stupid Steak Villain.

Qin: Yeah that was crazy.

Nico: Yep.

Maria: And he indirectly led us to realise about Lila Rossi's true plan

Me: He sure did and that was awesome.

Chef McMuesli: Boy news about that reached here and let me tell ya that was really well done destroying that monster.

Leeli: Lila deserved it too.

Xenia: She sure did.

Rarity: My sister Sweetie Belle shot her through her chest.

Qin: And Marinette banished her evil spirit to the Black Gates.

Chef McMuesli: Wow! I'm glad she is gone.

Me: So is all of France and the World.

Nico: What's taking Swartz's creations?

Eli: Wait look there.

We saw a purple, black and dark blue bounce house in the back of the cafeteria.

Me: That bounce house wasn't there before.

Lana: Cool!

Nico: That's our first target!

It got a face and we saw that it was Another Bounce House Princess!

Me: Boy you sure look like you're fun to play in for a lot of kids.

Another Bounce House Princess: (Laughs) (Australian Accent) In this form I get that all the time mate. Good to see you again J.D. and Nico.

Me: Rae McArthur!?

Nico: Wow!

She reverted back and was a girl with red hair, red eyes, red gym clothes and had red angel wings.

Rae McArthur: Strange seeing you all here like this mates.

Me: It sure is.

Nico: How do you know Rae, J.D.?

Me: She was my tag team fighting partner and we were known as the Fists of Anvils. We were called that back in our elementary school days and we beat the living crap out of the people that challenged us in the school fighting club.

Sakura Knudson: I remember seeing that. Its been a long time Rae.

Rae McArthur: Sakura Knudson! Wow! You look great mate.

Sakura Knudson: It has been a while. I loved how you and bro kicked a lot of butt.

Rae McArthur: That was fun. Also I'm a Regifight.

She turned into REGIFIGHT! It looked like a muscle fighting Pokemon without its skin!

Nico: Whoa! That Regi Pokemon looks like the Skinless Titan.

Me: It sure does. This is the 7th Regi that we never saw before.

Qin: Yeah.

She reverted back.

Starlight Glimmer: I'm facing you.

Rae McArthur: I have a feeling this will be fun. Oh and the Another Trapster is a friendly one. She speaks very highly of J.D.

Me: I have a feeling this will be good.

Starlight went up to her.

Starlight Glimmer: Come at me!

Rae McArthur: With pleasure.

She ran at Starlight. Starlight then ran at her and ducked under her punch and then.

KRASMASH!

She punched her face with incredible force and smashed her into the wall.

Me: WHOA!

Rae and Starlight were really going at each other like how Goku was fighting Frieza!

Nico: WHOA!

Lincoln: Wow! Starlight and Rae are both evenly matched!

Laney: Starlight is doing really well against someone like Rae.

Me: She sure is.

POW BLAM!

Starlight and Rae were REALLY GOING AT IT!

Starlight punched Rae in the face and kicked her in the stomach and Rae dodged a punch from Starlight and Starlight ducked under her punch and kicked Rae in her stomach and Rae belched up a huge amount of blood.

Nico: She's fairing better then most of the others.

Qin: WHOA!

Me: Where did Starlight learn so many awesome moves?

Twilight Sparkle: Starlight told me that she studied a lot of Martial Arts in the Human world with Sunset and she really kicked a lot of tail.

Me: Wow!

Nico: Go Starlight!

Lincoln: YEAH!

POW BLAM SMASH! WHAM!

She knocked down Rae and was really panting hard.

Nico: Wow! Usually they turn into their Another form and we make it easy.

Me: Not this time. Bounce Houses are usually made of rubber filled with air. So the punches will bounce and hit her back.

Nico: Wow!

Rae got up.

Rae McArthur: Wow! Starlight where did you learn those amazing moves mate?

Starlight Glimmer: Some really awesome teachers.

Rae McArthur: Wow! Very impressive. But how about this?

She turned into Regifight and charged up a Hyper Beam Blast!

Me: Uh oh! DUCK AND COVER!

We took a table and used it as a shield and Starlight charged an energy blast. Regifight fired a Hyper Beam blast and Starlight fired a Skull Voodoo Kamehameha wave and it hit the Hyper Beam and the blast overpowered it and it slammed into Regifight and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

The explosion was REALLY Powerful and immensely fiery! When the smoke cleared Rae was down and back to normal and I caught the Wonder Ride book. It was called The Fighter Princess and the Bouncing Kingdom.

Me: Wow!

We went over to Rae and me and Starlight brought her over and Varie looked her over.

Lincoln: Starlight that was so awesome!

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah way to go Starlight!

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!

Me: Boy that was intense!

Qin: Wow!

Nico: That was one of the more longer ones.

Me: It sure was.

Rae was being tended to.

Varie: Wow Starlight did a number on her.

Me: Boy no shit!

Rae McArthur: (Groans) Crikey! That was brutal!

Varie: You're going to be all right though Rae.

Starlight Glimmer: I hope I didn't rough you up that hard.

Rae McArthur: I'll be all right. But Starlight, you are a truly amazing and formidable adversary. You beat me amazingly well mate. And for that you have earned my respect.

Starlight Glimmer: I'm truly honored.

She and Rae shook hands.

Starlight Glimmer: Maybe we can have a rematch sometime.

Rae McArthur: I would like that mate.

Nico: Now for the next one.

Me: Yep. Now where is she?

But then…

SNAP!

We saw a patient girl get her leg caught in a bear trap!

Patient: (SCREAMING IN PAIN)

Nico: GEEZ!

Me and Nico grabbed both sides of the trap.

Then we pulled and got her out. We brought her over.

Then a dark version of Trapster appeared!

Me: Whoa! Another Trapster!

Nico: Very clever trap.

Nico: And you are?

Another Trapster: (In a girls voice) I believe you know my brother J.D.

Me: Charlotte Jones!? Whoa!

She reverted back and was a blond hair girl that was wearing an orange ascot, had blue clothes on and had blue eyes.

Charlotte Jones: Awesome to see you again J.D. Been a long time.

Me: It has been a while.

Nico: Wait are you related to…

Charlotte Jones: Yeah Fred Jones is my big brother. I was born 1 year after he was.

Nico: Wow! I didn't know Fred had any siblings. You must've learned all your trap skills from him?

Charlotte Jones: I sure did.

Kaito: (Gets out Go Onger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (Gets out Gekiranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Charlotte Jones: Nope. He didn't. I snapped a bear trap on his crotch before he said anything after he put the ridewatch in me.

Me: (WINCES) OOH! That must've hurt.

Charlotte Jones: It did. He was screaming like a chipmunk.

We laughed at that!

Qin: That is funny!

Charlotte Jones: It was. Never saw it coming.

Lola: Nice!

Kaito got an RPM Blaster and Zocks got a Jungle Fury Sword.

Charlotte Jones: Are Shaggy and Scooby the same old cowardly garbage disposals?

Me: Oh yeah. They eat 5 times their own weight in food. And they still won't go in haunted houses or anything like that.

Nico: Those 2 chickens are so cowardly that they won't go with us to ANY Haunted house. So my friend Erica grabs them and forces them to go.

Charlotte Jones: (LAUGHS) Same old Shaggy and Scooby.

Sougo: (gets out RPM Ridewatch) Let me level with you here. Are Shaggy and Scooby cowards? Yes! I won't deny it.

Geiz: (gets out Gekiranger Ridewatch) But besides that, they're good friends.

Sougo got RPMRedArmor while Geiz got JungleFuryRedArmor.

Me: Yeah always hungry and a pair of big fat chickens. Sorry we have to fight like this.

Charlotte Jones: No worries. How has my brother been?

Me: He and Daphne are dating now and they went on their 5th date just recently.

Charlotte Jones: Cool!

Me: Yep. And Velma conquered her fear of clowns.

Sunny Starscout: It was back when they first met me and that was awesome.

Me: Yep.

Charlotte Jones: I'm glad that Velma is not afraid of clowns anymore.

Me: Yeah we are too.

Charlotte Jones: Well come at me.

She turned into Another Trapster!

Nico: (gets out Trapster's Ridewatch) Let me show you MY brand of traps!

Nico activated it and fired bear traps and they snapped onto her and she screamed and it hurt!

Qin: OUCH!

Nico: Top this too! (ACTIVATES YOST X-23's Ridewatch)

Sword Claws grew from his knuckles and Another Trapster threw bear traps and Nico slashed them into pieces.

May: I cannot tell a lie but this will be dishonest. (ACTIVATES MEAN APPLEJACK'S RIDEWATCH) I ate a sandwich made of elephant steaks and sardines.

Her nose grew long and she grew a boxing glove at the end and smashed her in her face!

Me: WHOA! Nice one!

May: Thanks. WHOA WHOA WHOA!

Her nose was so long and heavy that she fell over.

Me: Here May.

CHAINSAW MAGISWORD!

I chopped the long branch off her.

May: Thanks J.D.

Me: Anytime.

May: Take this one. (ACTIVATES MANFISH'S MAGISWORD)

May fired waves of sardines and smashed her down!

Manfish: (French Accent) Ah zat was a most brilliant performance mon ami.

May: Merci.

Maria: Time for this. (ACTIVATES EGG'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of eggs and smashed her all over.

Maria: And this one! (ACTIVATES MOPHEAD'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down!

Jasmine: My turn!

Jasmine activated Yost X-23's ridewatch and grew sword blades on her knuckles. She fired blades of energy and smashed her down!

Qin: Oh yeah!

Eli: Nice one!

Then Plastique, Evil Magma Man, Bob Ulk, SHS Baron Mordo, Taffy Gang, and Sarawareteiru of the Fairy Appeared.

Nico: Nice team, Plastique!

Plastique: Thanks. We're the Explosion Fury 8.

Me: Cool!

Nico: Eight of you?

Chimera: There's three of us in the Taffy Gang.

Nico: Oh I get it.

Xenia: Cool.

Plastique: When you see Taro and the others again, maybe you can have Tsubasa be cleared of all charges. I think he needs to stop being a fugitive from the law. Don't you think?

Me: That's a good idea. The law has done enough hunting of him.

Qin: I agree there.

Xenia: Yeah we'll have to talk it over.

Nico: Sheila and Inspector Fox will have to talk it over with Inspector Zenigata.

Maria: Now to wait for the next Gene Slammer.

Me: Where is she?

Then a Floatzel appeared.

Nico: Hey a Floatzel!

Me: Cool!

Floatzel: (In a girls voice) Looks like the fun has started.

Nico: Jayme Edgar!? Whoa!

Qin: Cool!

She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and had orange clothes with blue gloves.

Jayme Edgar: I got this.

She fired waves of water and smashed down Another Trapster and was back to normal and I caught it and purified it and I went over and brought Charlotte Jones over to us and she was gonna be alright.

Jayme Edgar: That was awesome.

Jasmine: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Jayme Edgar: Why Princess Jasmine. An honor. My favorite is when me and my friends had a sleepover and the power went out and Nico came and checked on us and then we did something crazy to him.

Me: Let me guess. You jumped him and tied him up to a post and kissed him all over the place.

May: WHAT!?

Nico: (GROANS) THAT WAS COMPLETELY HUMILIATING!

Jayme Edgar: How did you know that J.D.?

Me: The same thing happened to me when my sister had a sleepover too.

Nico: Wow.

Qin: That was crazy.

Lola: No kidding!

Nico and Jayme hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Jayme Edgar: Me too Nico. Me too.

Qin: But this was awesome.

We later went home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Jaden, Alexis, Eddy, Daughter, Princess Bubblegum, Ahsoka Tano, Rey Skywalker, and Firestorm are heading to Texas, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but we got word that Valek, the 600-year-old Vampire Master from John Carpenter's Vampires, along with other Vampire Masters, are here, and they're causing havoc in their search for The Black Cross of Béziers in order to perform a ritual to finally be free to walk about in the daylight. Well, the only thing that vampire and his undead minions are getting are stakes driven right through their undead hearts and burning to ashes under the sun.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Texas, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but we got word that Valek, the 600-year-old Vampire Master, along with other Vampire Masters, are here, and they're causing havoc.

Me: I remember Valek all too well, that vampire is nothing but trouble.

Nico: Yeah.

Jaden: Just what is Valek and the other vampire masters after?

Lincoln: There's only one thing he and the others are after: The Black Cross of Béziers, an ancient Catholic relic, in order to perform a ritual to finally be free to walk about in the daylight. But, there's also something you all should know: we've been after Valek for years, way before Jack Crow and his crew went after them.

We gasped.

Isabella Purazumagōsuto: It's true, we've been after Valek for years and we wanted to make that evil monster pay for his crimes, but he always disappears from plain view. Plus, we also made sure to do our research on him as well before we took action against him.

Maria Hēibiānfú: We'd found out that Valek was once a Catholic priest from Prague born in 1311, but he turned against the Church and led the Bohemian peasants in an uprising capturing several small towns. Valek was later captured, tried for heresy and burned at the stake. But after his death, there were reports that Valek was seen walking at night, and it was said that he murdered the living to drink their blood. His grave was found to be empty when local and church authorities first opened it, and this became the first known case of vampirism.

Chihiro Hakubi: We'd found out from the accounts that due to his actions against the Church, it was decided during his trial that Valek had at some point become possessed by demons. He was taken to the small town of Béziers in the province of Languedoc, France, and he was subjected to an ancient, forbidden, and brutal form of Catholic exorcism.

Me: Oh no, you don't mean...he was subjected to an Inverse Exorcism?!

Nico: An Inverse Exorcism, what's that?

Lincoln: It's a dark form of exorcism, and like Chihiro said, it was a forbidden and brutal form of the Catholic exorcism.

Miyuki Masaki Jurai: Yes, but, something went horribly wrong, the inverse exorcism involved calling upon the powers of darkness to reclaim the possessed soul, but during the ritual, Valek's body was destroyed, but the possessed soul remained within him. This horrible mistake transformed Valek into a creature whose body is dead but continues to live on.

Me: A vampire.

Lina Jaharbag: That's right, and although the ritual made Valek more powerful than ever, it was never completed and thus left him with only one weakness: the inability to walk in the daylight. For over 600 years since his transformation, Valek has searched for an ancient relic of the Church: The Black Cross of Béziers, the same cross used on the night of Valek's exorcism over six centuries ago, and if he finds it, he'll be able to complete the dark ritual and regain his ability to live in sunlight, becoming completely unstoppable as it will also do with many of his fellow vampires.

Lincoln: But to do so, he needs to drink the blood of a crusader who was baptized by The Church: and that's why he intends to capture Jack Crow, and once the ritual is complete, Valek will be able to live in the sunlight, but Jack Crow will be burned alive by the first light of dawn. So, we need to put an end to Valek and his minions before they get their hands on The Black Cross of Béziers, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Eddy.

Eddy: No problem, Lincoln.

We then met up with Jack Crow, Father Adam Guiteau, Montoya, and Katrina, who was already bitten by Valek, and we explained the whole situation: that Valek was after The Black Cross of Béziers so he can complete the exorcism and regain the ability to walk in the sun. Then, he told us of what had just occurred with the massacre of his team and the murder of their priest along with many others at the motel by Valek.

Lincoln: We'll make him pay for this, Jack, and he's going to be in for one rude surprise when he sees us.

Montoya: Wait, how do you...?

Lincoln explained that The Ghosthunters had been after Valek for years, but he's evaded them all the time, and that they wanted to make him pay for everything he's done over six centuries ago.

Jack Crow: I guess we both have something in common: we can't stand Valek and we both know our stuff when it comes to killing vampires. Now, we got to get that Black Cross before Valek does.

Suddenly, we saw Elemental HERO Burstinatrix appear before us, and with her were not only the four girls, but she also has The Black Cross of Béziers.

Nico: What the, Elemental HERO Burstinatrix? But, how on...?

Elemental HERO Burstinatrix: (Girl's voice) Jaden didn't summon her, and I also got the girls away from Valek before he could kill them and get The Black Cross of Béziers away from that vampire, and Cardinal Alba was also in league with Valek, so he was excommunicated by me and sent to Hell for his crime.

Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Caitlin Ashleigh, I knew it was you.

Suddenly, the sun went down, and we heard a loud roar of rage, and then, we saw figures dressed in black come out, they were the Vampire Masters, and the one in front was the 600-year-old Vampire Master, Valek, and he was enraged.

Lincoln: Valek, right on time. Alright, everyone, time to kill some vampires.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, search Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental search Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Eddy and his team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Valek and the other Vampire Masters, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, Lincoln fired several black energy stakes infused with Black Gates Energy, and they hit the other Vampire Masters in the hearts and they burst into black flames as they were sent to The Black Gates one by one. Valek was so enraged, he ran at Lincoln to claw his eyes out, but Lincoln fired a massive wave of holy light energy needles, and they pierced Valek through his body, and when one of them hit his heart, he was immediately incinerated by the light and his spirit was erased forever by The Black Gates, and Valek's death also cured Katrina of her vampirism. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Jack Crow: Looks like it's finally over. Valek's gone for good, and so are the other Vampire Masters.

Nico: Yeah, and he didn't get his hands on The Black Cross of Beziers to complete his failed exorcism from six centuries ago. Now, what do we do with it?

Father Adam: We should return it to Rome immediately, there's no telling if there are other vampires out there who intend to get their hands on it.

Lincoln: Right.

We immediately said our goodbyes to Jack Crow, Montoya, Katrina, and Father Adam and we sent The Black Cross of Beziers to Rome.

Lincoln: Now, we can consider our unfinished business with Valek finally settled for good. (To Caitlin Ashleigh) And it's so good to see you again, Caitlin Ashleigh.

Caitlin Ashleigh reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long dark red hair, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings, she's dressed in a dark red and black coat, white blouse, dark red skirt, black pants, dark red high-heeled knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with fire, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Elemental HERO Burstinatrix, and holstered on her back is a massive Elemental HERO Burstinatrix-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Elemental HERO Burstinatrix etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large crimson red phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.

Caitlin Ashleigh: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Caitlin Ashleigh and he hugged her, and Caitlin Ashleigh is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Caitlin Ashleigh: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico. This is Caitlin Ashleigh, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Burstinatrix, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Art, but she's also a successful CEO of a massive international multi-billion dollar cosmetics corporation and she own make-up and cosmetic stores not only all over Michigan and Royal Woods, but there's many stores all over in every country in The United States and all over the world. But, her family aren't like her at all in personality, where as she likes to help out others in need, her parents were the opposite: her parents built a business empire, but their empire was built on the theft of intellectual property from the other companies that were forced out of business.

Nico: What?! Oh, now that's just really evil, those two are criminals.

Selene Arcangela: And their criminal ways were passed down to her siblings, Laura and Jake, who are shoplifters who stole from stores and got away with it, and they hated Caitlin so much, they wanted to ruin her life. But, try as they might, Caitlin survived their attempts and she became the owner of one of the cosmetic stores in Royal Woods after the previous owner retired and gave ownership to her for all her hard work, and those two losers would get their comeuppance: because when Laura and Jake threatened to make sure no one would shop here again and make her lose a lot of business and go bankrupt, Caitlin snapped her fingers, and the two of them were seized by the security guards, who slashed Laura's bag and when thirty different serums and creams poured out, Laura tried to say that she was framed.

Me: Lying bitch.

Selene Arcangela: But, in the end, Caitlin imposed a lifetime ban on those two for good, and she put up posters with their faces in every store and branch that they operate warning the stores of those two shoplifters. They tried to protest, but Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels also showed up with recorded evidence of Laura and Jake stealing the serums and creams from the store, and they got taken away by the cops. Then, Caitlin went after her parents and pressed charges on them for their crimes, and thanks to her corporate lawyers and their firm, along with evidence provided by Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels, they bankrupted her parents and their business crumbled now that everyone knew they stole the intellectual property of other businesses, and they got sent to separate federal prisons.

Caitlin Ashleigh: And as for Laura and Jake, I decided to send those two leeches to a boarding school on the other side of the world, and they're now social outcasts because everyone saw them as the thieves they were.

Lincoln: They deserved to get sent to a boarding school, it was bad enough they were shoplifters and who learned from their thieving parents, but threatening to ruin Caitlin's life and business, they made a huge mistake, because by messing with her, they were going to get burned. But, if those two dare to escape to get revenge, we'll be sending them on their way to jail.

Caitlin Ashleigh: Good idea. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something I also want to give you.

Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right, Caitlin?

Caitlin Ashleigh: How'd you guess what we were about to ask?

Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.

Caitlin Ashleigh: Ooh, I knew it was a matter of time before you'd start marking your future wives.

Lincoln went up to Caitlin Ashleigh, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he slowly moved her coat and he leaned his head down on her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Caitlin Ashleigh: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Caitlin Ashleigh's neck with crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts and crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Caitlin Ashleigh: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Caitlin Ashleigh.

Caitlin Ashleigh had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The four girls are Koyuki Kusakabe, Setsuna, Hijiri Tsukimura, and Miyabi Tsukimura from Towa Koku.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Koyuki Kusakabe, Setsuna, Hijiri Tsukimura, and Miyabi Tsukimura from Towa Koku.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Koyuki Kusakabe: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Koyuki Kusakabe and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Valek and the other Vampire Masters, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted search Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, search Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.

Koyuki Kusakabe: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Koyuki Kusakabe: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Koyuki Kusakabe, Setsuna, Hijiri Tsukimura, and Miyabi Tsukimura with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Valek, the 600-year-old Vampire Master from John Carpenter's Vampires, along with the other Vampire Masters, who were causing havoc in their search for The Black Cross of Béziers in order to perform a ritual to finally be free to walk about in the daylight.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened with all of us pulverizing those vampires, and Lincoln throwing black energy stakes with Black Gates energy infused into them into the hearts of The Vampire Masters and finally finishing off Valek with his shower of holy light energy needles which hit the 600-year-old Vampire Master and incinerated him and sent him to The Black Gates for good, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln and Caitlin Ashleigh have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.

Maria: Whoa, that makes it two major-league evil vampire masters taken down in two days.

Lincoln: Yeah, but Valek was whom The Ghosthunters Club called "unfinished business".

May: Yeah, it turns out The Ghosthunters Club have been after Valek for a long time, but he's always slipped away into the darkness and he hid himself well.

Nico: But, thanks to Caitlin Ashleigh, the Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Burstinatrix, she foiled Valek's plan to complete his failed exorcism by securing The Black Cross of Béziers and getting the four girls away from that murderous undead vampire.

Me: And we sent The Black Cross of Béziers back to Rome to be guarded, in case there are other vampires like Valek out there who intend to get it and use it in the same ritual to be able to walk about in the daylight.

Jaden: Caitlin really burned Valek badly when he and his gang of vampire masters came after us.

Alexis: She sure did, that vampire had it coming.

Lincoln: What he did six centuries ago by betraying the Church was the ultimate act of blasphemy, but to use the inverse exorcism, that was a disaster about to happen.

Nico: Lincoln explained to us what an inverse exorcism is, and it's really really bad, and it's one of the ways someone can be turned into a vampire.

Me: Calling upon dark powers for that, this definitely screamed bad news waiting to happen.


After destroying Valek and the other vampire masters, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Caitlin Ashleigh saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Caitlin Ashleigh: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Caitlin, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Caitlin Ashleigh: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Caitlin Ashleigh: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.

Nico: Yep. So, Caitlin, other than the story of how you brought down your criminal parents' business empire and sent your shoplifting siblings, Laura and Jake, to a boarding school in Russia, what other memories did you have with Lincoln?

Caitlin Ashleigh: I knew you were going to ask that. Well, one day, Lincoln and I were doing training on how to use swords made of superhot red fire, and he was really getting good with making swords of different elements. But, our training was rudely interrupted by a loud belch, and Lincoln and I knew who that was: Lynn, the meanest of Lincoln's mean sisters, and sure enough, the doors burst open, and we saw her snarling and growling like an animal. Then, she charged right at us, but we were ready for her, we pummeled her badly, and Lincoln fired waves of superhot red fire from his fire swords, and they hit Lynn and sent her flying into a wall and knocked her out, and he then fired red energy ropes from his massive angel wings and tied that animal up. Then, we dragged her back to The Loud House before Luna showed up, and after we told everyone what Lynn tried to do to us, she got grounded again for sixteen weeks and she was put in a metal box. Lynn roared and beat the door with her fists trying to get out, but Nicholette Torrington showed up and gave her the finger through the window, and that caused Lynn to roar again and beat her chest like a gorilla.

Nico: Ugh, not again.

Selene Arcangela: Yep, that Dark Side of hers made her an animal, and I told Nicholette not to flip Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, or Luan the bird again, or she was going to lose a finger to them.

Lincoln: You did, Selene. But, you and I know Nicholette, she's not going to take any crud from any of my enemies, not even the five mean sisters in my family, and she didn't care if Lori was her friend, if she ever saw Lori hurt me again, she'd finish what Bertha started.

Bertha Sellington: Yeah, I saw Nicholette's angry side, and it's even worse than my rage against Lori.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Snow Flower, Frosty Orange, Angel Wings, High Winds, Blaze, and Misty Fly are heading to Kamakura Yuigahama Beach at the city of Kamakura in Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Snow Flower, Frosty Orange, Angel Wings, High Winds, Blaze, and Misty Fly were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Snow Flower, Frosty Orange, Angel Wings, High Winds, Blaze, and Misty Fly had feelings for Lincoln, and he had the very same feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant.

Snow Flower: Wow, so this is Kamakura Yuigahama Beach, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: I've never been here to Kamakura Yuigahama Beach before, Snow Flower, but now that I see it, it's really beautiful, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Snow Flower, Frosty Orange, Angel Wings, High Winds, Blaze, and Misty Fly dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Snow Flower, Frosty Orange, Angel Wings, High Winds, Blaze, and Misty Fly got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Snow Flower, Frosty Orange, Angel Wings, High Winds, Blaze, and Misty Fly, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Snow Flower, Frosty Orange, Angel Wings, High Winds, Blaze, and Misty Fly placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.

Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Lake Lamode, eh, Linky?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Snow Flower, Frosty Orange, Angel Wings, High Winds, Blaze, and Misty Fly with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Snow Flower, Frosty Orange, Angel Wings, High Winds, Blaze, and Misty Fly are now part of your harem.

Twilight Sparkle: More of our friends from Equestria are also joining Lincoln's harem by the day, wow.

Applejack: We'd lost track of that long ago, Twilight.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes glowed and turned into rainbow colors, and he had a vision of what's about to happen, and who we're going to confront on the final day of The Ridonculous Race: it was 2018 King Ghidorah, he's finally been resurrected. When we saw it, it really meant trouble, and Lincoln clenched his left hand hard in anger, and his sharp nails drew blood from his palm, and when it hit the floor, it sizzled.

Nico: Oh no. Lincoln, what did you see in your vision?

Lincoln: Those bastards, they've brought back the King Ghidorah from 20,000 years hence.

Me: (Gasps) Oh no.

Yuko: Dark Metphees, you've really gone too far.

Suddenly, Lincoln's rainbow energy aura with elemental forces, stars, and mythological animals flared up around his immense blue aura, and we heard him growl angrily and fiercely.

Lincoln: (GROWLS ANGRILY AND FIERCELY)

Eli: Lincoln, are you...?

Me: Oh shit, remember how angry I got because of Masato and Hiroshi. I think I know what's about to happen! BRACE YOURSELVES!

We immediately braced ourselves, and then, Lincoln really let out all of that ferocious anger he'd held because of what he just saw!

Lincoln: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) YOU HEARTLESS, HUMAN-DESPISING RELIGIOUS FANATIC FREAKS OF NATURE! YOU'VE REALLY GONE TOO FUCKING FAR THIS TIME BRINGING BACK KING GHIDORAH FROM 20,000 YEARS HENCE! IF YOU THINK WE'RE GOING TO SIT BACK AND LET YOU BASTARDS GET AWAY WITH THAT, YOU'VE MADE ONE FUCKING MISTAKE TOO MANY, YOU RELIGIOUS CLODS FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HELL AND COME THE FINAL DAY OF THE RIDONCULOUS RACE, I WILL MAKE YOUR SO-CALLED GOD FEEL THE TRUE WRATH AND POWER OF A TRUE GOD, A GOD WHO FIGHTS TO PROTECT ALL THOSE HE LOVES WITH ALL HIS HEART!

We saw it for ourselves: Lincoln's true wrath was about to be unleashed on the King Ghidorah from 20,000 years hence on the final day of The Ridonculous Race.

Me: HOLY CRAP!

Nico: Oh man, Lincoln's rage has now gone up to infinite levels, and those religious clods have just absolutely fucked up now! But, did you also sense it?

Me: Yeah, I did. This means Lincoln's going to transform into the same new form I did when we went after Hiroshi.

Then, Lincoln's rainbow energy aura with elemental forces, stars, nebulae, and mythological animals dissipated, and he took a deep breath and he was now calm. Lily the Mermaid then slowly walked up to Lincoln.

Lily the Mermaid: (Worried) Linky...?

This caused Lincoln's wolf ears on his head to twitch as he heard her voice, he then turned around to face her and he hugged her and she hugged his waist.

Lincoln: I'm so sorry you had to see me explode like that.

Nico: It's alright, Lincoln. But, I can't believe it, those religious clods did it, they resurrected the King Ghidorah from 20,000 years hence. Now, we're really in for one huge battle to save the world near the end of The Ridonculous Race, and we also sensed something inside you.

Lincoln: Yeah, I know, I'm going to undergo the same transformation into the very same form J.D. transformed into when we went after Hiroshi.

Me: It's really going to be epic.


Later it was time for Lyra's second mission.

William: Anyone else want to go with Lyra? Besides Cheese, Django, and Takayuki Hiba?

Lincoln: Me and my siblings will go with.

Leeli: And I will too.

Me: Cool cool.

May: I might as well go as well.

Nico: Aweosme. This will be cool. Poromon, Mascots you guys want to come?

Poromon: You bet!

Nico: All right then. Lets go.

We were off to Japan.


We arrived in Tokyo and it was as busy as ever.

Me: Tokyo, Japan. Busy as ever.

Lincoln: Yeah it sure is.

We arrived at Cafe Donburo.

Lincoln: Cafe Donburo. Wow nice place.

Me: Yep.

We went in.

Taro: Hey guys.

Me: Hey Taro.

Lyra: Taro, meet my archenemy.

Django: (Spanish Accent) Buenos dias. I'm Django.

Nico: Django is one of El Tigre's archenemies from Mexico.

Haruka: Oh wow!

Me: And meet the Loud kids.

Lincoln: Awesome to meet you all. I'm Lincoln Loud and these are my siblings.

Lori: It's literally awesome to meet you all. I'm Lori.

Leni: I'm Leni.

Luna: Sup dudes. I'm Luna.

Luan: I'm Luan.

Lynn: What up. I'm Lynn Jr.

Linka: I'm Linka.

Liberty: I'm Liberty.

Lyra Loud: I'm Lyra Loud.

Lee: I'm Lee.

Lucy Loud: I'm Lucy.

Lucille: (Scottish Accent) I'm Lucille Loud.

Laney: I'm Laney.

Lana: I'm Lana.

Lola: I'm Lola.

Lisa Loud: Greetings. I'm Lisa.

Lily: And I'm Lily.

Eli: And this little guy right here is Leo.

Leo: Uwa.

Haruka: Wow that's a lot of kids.

Me: I know. And yes their mom and dad all thought it would be cute if their names all started with the letter L. (Whispers to Taro) Their family has never been one that believes in condoms.

Taro snickered at that remark.

May: My name is May and I'm Nico's loving wife.

Shinichi: Awesome to meet you.

Me: And these little guys here are the mascots.

Poromon: Awesome to meet you all. I'm Poromon.

Poliwag: Poliwag.

Manaphy: I'm Manaphy.

Horsea: I'm Horsea.

Tentacool: I'm Tentacool.

Jirachi: And I'm Jirachi.

Haruka: Oh you guys are all so cute.

Poromon: We get that a lot.

Me: Yep.

Leeli: And my name is Leeli Wingfeather. Awesome to meet you all.

Haruka: Same here.

Takayuki Hiba: And I'm Takayuki Hiba. I'm the leader of the Sun Vulcan Sentai Team.

Me: That was the Sentai team from 1981.

Taro: Wow it's an honor.

Takayuki: Same here.

Taro: It's a great honor to meet-

Taro was interrupted by Cheese poking a carrot into him.

Cheese: I! FOUND! A! CARROT!

Me: Oh and this guy is Cheese. He's an Imaginary Friend.

Haruka: He's funny.

Me: He sure is. But he is a total idiot and he has a brain the size of an amoeba. He makes a great annoyance tool.

Shinichi: I see.

Lana: Yeah he's funny.

Haruka: Lucille haven't I seen you before?

Lucille: Aye you have. I was helping the Louds in the battle with Team Dark Phoenix Storm.

Me: That was one of the most incredible battles we have ever had. On October 10th, 2021 we went into battle with 24 of the most dangerous villains we've ever faced including one of Shazam's villains, Mr. Mind.

Haruka: Wow!

Tsubasa: That's amazing! I've heard all about that battle. That was epic.

Nico: Yep and it was the battle that got me ready for the promotion to leader of the team.

Shinichi: Wow! That is amazing.

Shinichi: Would you all like to hear a haiku from me?

Me: Sure Shinichi. One sec.

I brought out bongos and Nico played them.

Shinichi: A piece of green pepper fell off the wooden salad bowl: so what?

We snapped our fingers like in a poetry club.

Me: That was good.

Haruka: And the Bongo drums added the perfect flare to it.

Me: Yeah.

Lucy Loud: I think you have a great taste in poetry Shinichi.

Shinichi: Glad you think so.

Me: Yeah. "Then said to me: "He doth himself accuse; This one is Nimrod, by whose evil thought One Language in the world is not still used. Here let us leave him and not speak in vain; For Even such to him is every language as his to others, which to none is known."

Shinichi: Canto XXXI of Inferno.

Me: Yeah. The frozen giants of Treachery. That was Nimrod, builder of the Tower of Babel and the man that got everyone's languages confounded.

Haruka: Wow!

Lucy Loud: Wicked.

Lucille: Aye.

Lori: Jiro, we're literally sorry that what you thought was your childhood was a lie.

Jiro: (gets hysterical) It's not your fault. All my life, I thought I had friends. Only to find out, IT WAS ALL A FUCKING LIE!

Lincoln and Haruka patted his back.

Me: That just completely infuriates me. I can't believe that everything about your childhood was all a fraud! Whoever said all that to you deserves the Black Gates!

Nico: I agree there!

Lana: Yeah!

Lola: Oh, and if you're wondering how we killed Mr. Mind…

Poromon: (grins) I ate him!

Nico: (Laughs) Yep he sure did.

Poromon: He tasted like chicken.

Haruka: (LAUGHS) Good for you.

Taro: That was awesome.

Poromon: I ate him 3 times. He was tasty. What can I say I'm a bird. It's part of me.

Nico: Yep.

Sononi: Is is true that you're all planning to erase Tsubasa's criminal record?

Lynn: I'm sorry. But you and Tsubasa have been fugitives long enough.

Me: That's for sure. So I called in 3 people to help with that.

Sheila, Inspector Fox and Inspector Zanigata came in.

Sheila: Sorry to drop in like this. I'm Sheila Castille Loud, G.R.Y.P.D.

Inspector Fox: Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox, INTERPOL.

Inspector Zanigata: And I'm Inspector Koichi Zenigata, Tokyo Police.

Taro: Pleasure to meet you all.

Sheila: Same here. We came to tell you that Tsubasa is a free man. We're wiping his record clean.

Tsuyoshi came in looking sad.

Taro: Tsuyoshi. Is something wrong?

Me: Are you alright?

Tsuyoshi: (tearfully) My fellow friends and teammates. It is with a heavy heart that I'm leaving the Donbrothers effective immediately!

Lyra: What?! Hold on. What's this about?

Tsuyoshi: I can't tell you the reason. I'm sorry!

Tsuyoshi then left crying.

Me: Something is very fishy. I sense something sinister at work.

Eli: I feel it too bro. The Force is telling me that Tsuyoshi is involved with someone that we all know and hate.

Me: If it's Flip I'm going to kill that son of a fucking bitch.

Haruka: Who is Flip?

Me: A Jerk we all hate.

Nico: I don't think it's Flip. We better go look.

Kaito 2: I agree If Tsuyoshi RRALLY wanted to quit, he would've handed in his Donblaster.

Nico: Yeah. Lets go check it out.

Me: Stick to the shadows everyone.

We got to work and followed him.

Sononi: I will fight you later, J.D. But make whoever's behind this regret it.

Me: With pleasure.

We went out.

We stuck to the shadows and followed Tsuyoshi. He was crying hard and was distraught. Seeing him cry like this was making my heart hurt.

Me: (In my head) Poor Tsuyoshi. He is really broken. (Telepathically to Nico) Nico what do you think is causing him to feel this way.

Nico: (Telepathically to me) I have no idea. Someone really got to him and he is really bummed.

Eli: (Telepathically to Nico) I sense that it's someone we all are forgetting about.

Nico: (Telepathically to Eli) I have a feeling you're right. But who is it?

Me: Hmm.

Taro: (Whispering) Lyra, how would you like to be a fellow Donbrother?

Lyra: (Whispering) I would be honored Taro.

Me: (Whispering) Cool.

She got her own glasses, blaster and her own Avataro Gear.

We continued to follow Tsuyoshi.

I got to thinking.

Me: (In my head) It has to be one of our old enemies. And with the Ridonculous Race just around the corner it must be one of the Total Drama losers. But which one? Heather? No we gave her the black gates. Alejandro? No we gave him the black gates too. Eva? No she got the black gates as well. Anna Maria? No she wouldn't be that crafty. Amy? No she is back at Lynn's Table. Billy McLean? No he wouldn't be that stupid or desperate. And I know it's not Jacques and Josee. They are gone. There's one I'm missing. And it must be… (GASP) Oh dear god! It couldn't be her! But it must be.

We were hiding out front of a warehouse.

Tsuyoshi entered a warehouse and glared at the person inside... which was Jo, next to a tied up Natsumi.

Tsuyoshi: (growls) You're despicable!

Jo: (laughs evilly) Say what you want, bird boy. But now that you've quit, you only got 1 option. Hand over your Donblaster or your girlfriend gets it!

Tsuyoshi: (sadly) I'm sorry, Natsumi.

Tsuyoshi gave Jo his Donblaster.

Jo: That's more like it. Don't worry. I'll be back to finish you 2 off after I give my new powers a test drive!

Kiji Brother! Hey yo! Tricky!

Jo turned into KijiBrother and flew out the back window.

But then…

KROW!

She was sent crashing back into the warehouse and crashed into the floor!

Me: Game's over Jo!

Tsubasa: I get it. Jo must've kidnapped Natsumi and forced Tsuyoshi to quit the Donbrothers.

Taro: This is not a problem. We knew what the KijiBrother powers are capable of.

Me: That's right.

Lori and Leni freed Natsumi.

Me: Jo you make me sick! As if you couldn't sink any lower, now you make Tsuyoshi your slave and you kidnap Natsumi too!? I've had enough of you to last a goddamn eternity! Now I'm going to correct a mistake!

Jo: And what are you gonna do about it?

Me: Something I should have done a long time ago! I'm going to kill you!

Nico: Yeah Jo!

Jo: Go ahead and try! You will just be as useless as you were!

Nico: That's not going to work Jo!

KROW!

Nico punched her hard in her stomach and kicked her in her face and smashed her down!

Taro was about to shoot Jo with his DonBlaster but hesitated.

Lincoln: Taro, what are you waiting for? Shoot her!

Shinichi: He can't. Jo, as KijiBrother, must remind Taro of Tsuyoshi. And Taro would never strike down any of us.

Me: He may not be able to. But I can!

I teleported and bashed Jo all over with incredible force!

Laney: YEAH!

Starlight blasted Jo all over the place!

Nico teleported and kicked her in the back of the head.

She reverted back and I took the gun.

Me: I'll take that.

I gave it back to Tsuyoshi.

Tsuyoshi didn't accept his Donblaster from me as he continued to look at the ground.

Takayuki Hiba: Tsuyoshi, you aren't gonna get your DonBlaster back.

Tsuyoshi: It's my fault. I let Natusmi be kidnapped. I was too weak.

Me: Tsuyoshi don't say that.

Takayuki Hiba: No! It's not your fault, you understand me? Jo was the one who kidnapped her. She did this, not you.

Tsuyoshi: (Getting angry) You're right. Natsumi didn't do anything wrong. It's Jo's fault! I can see why you guys hate people like her! All she does is trample anyone in her way! Well, I will make sure she pays for her crimes against Natsumi. STARTING NOW!

Me: Uh oh!

With that, he was surrounded by an energy circle with the Sun Vulcan logo. Then, he turned into TAIYOKI FROM EPISODE 33 OF DONBROTHERS!


After Taro lost to Sonoi, the rest of the Donbrothers fretting in Cafe Donbura as Taro has gone missing. Haruka looked for him at Shirokuma Express, but the staff had not seen Taro, which is concerning since he never misses work unless he gives his coworkers advance notice that he can't come in. This has all of the Shirokuma staff worried that something has happened to him. Shinichi is concerned that Sonoi could have defeated Taro, Tsuyoshi and Haruka don't believe that and remain hopeful that Taro will come back safely to them. Shinichi says that would be ideal, but cannot shake the feeling that something is wrong.

Later, Haruka and the others look for Kaito in the front of the cafe and Kaito had to see what they want but forgot to take off his gown, rubber gloves and face mask. When inquired about it, he tries to tell the truth about the surgery but Haruka thinks this is some kind of prank and they all laugh at him. Kaito says he might close the cafe early today, but Tsuyoshi informs him that they are meeting with the Noto and need the cafe to stay open. The three Noto generals enter and both parties sit down, with Kaito serving all of them but is unnerved when Sonoi asks for kibi dango. While they all enjoy their food and drinks, Kaito resumes operating on Taro.

Sonoi gets right to the point and proclaims that he has defeated Taro and demands that the Donbrothers become his companions now. The team is in shock and then rejects Sonoi's claims of beating Taro in a fight. Sonoi tries to rebuttal their claims but ends up choking on one of his kibi dango. Kaito has finished opening up Taro's chest cavity and is about to extract something with the forceps, but he is called back to the front of the cafe to give Sonoi a drink and dislodges the food from his windpipe. Haruka asks if Kaito believes Taro is dead, to which he responds that he feels the latter is alive at the moment.

Sonoi wonders why they all trust that stranger's words, to which Haruka says Kaito is just a "reliable man of mystery." Sonoza asks Haruka about her manga writing, to which she says she is still in a slump. He encourages her by saying that it is more of an opportunity to experiment and find out what works.

Shinichi asks that even if they believe that Taro is dead, why would any of them ever consider joining the Noto? Sonoi says it is because they have power and with intense training, they will make fine companions for him. Shinichi wants answers about the Donbrothers powers, but Sonoi won't divulge anything about it. Sonoza gets irritated by all the talk and insists that they just fight the Donbrothers now and if they lose, they will serve "Lord Sonoi" forever. Sonoi finds that too boring and decides to make a game out of it.

Tsuyoshi suggests some game ideas, including a peanut throwing contest. Sonoi likes the idea and the rules are that the players have to throw a peanut and the other players have to catch it with their mouths. Sonoi will answer any questions they have if they win and if they lose they have no choice but to be his companions. Shinichi accepts the rules and goes first, with Sonoi trying to cheat using the virtual environment. As Saru Brother, Shinichi successfully catches the peanut in his mouth. As a reward for winning, Sonoi reveals that the Donbrothers powers were developed by the Don Clan, most likely meant to activate once Taro had gained the full extent of his power.

The next game is for everyone to try and remain silent for as long as possible. Haruka is the first one out as she sneezed and is punished by having Sonoi write "Noto" on her forehead with a permanent marker. Tsuyoshi is up for another round, causing Shinichi to automatically lose as he objects to playing the quiet game again and wanted to play something else. He has "Noto" scribbled on his forehead as well. Tsuyoshi is the last one standing in his team and begins round three.

The third round of the quiet game goes on a bit too long and Sonoi gets bored, using hand signals to ask Kaito for pen and paper to request a new game, ending the quiet game on a stalemate for the third round. Kaito suggests an eating contest next, bringing out large plates of curry rice among other things. While all of them are distracted, Kaito changes into Zenkaizer Black again and siphons small portions of energy from everyone in the room using his Geartlinger, changing it into liquids he fills into small glasses. He then shoves a large funnel into Taro's mouth and makes him guzzle the energy into his body. The aura of a portable shrine surrounds Taro's body as it becomes supercharged with energy.

Tsuyoshi eventually succumbs to a full stomach and loses the eating contest. He has "Noto" scribbled on his forehead and Sonoi proclaims all of the three Donbrothers to be his companions now. Sononi and Sonoza consider them to be of lower standing than they are and Shinichi protests this as the Donbrothers have stopped their schemes multiple times.

Sonoi suggests a more dangerous game as a test, that all three Donbrothers will have their desires amplified and if they do not turn into Hitotsuki, then they are equals. Noto cannot become Hitotsuki because they have no desire. The three are affected by the attack and begin to succumb to their desires: Shinichi wants to keep his zen way of living, Haruka wants to continue her manga career and Tsuyoshi is still feeling subconsciously insecure about his marriage to Miho. All three of them become the Sun Vulcan themed Hitotsuki, Taiyoki, but a recovered Taro bursts in and manages to snap Shinichi and Haruka out of it and revert them to normal. This shocks Sonoi, who was certain he killed Taro for good this time. Taro says Heaven and Hell have no bonds with him, that makes him as immortal as a phoenix.

With his desires to protect Miho amplified, Tsuyoshi is unable to return to being human on his own and runs away through an invisible door. He races through a valley and is stopped by his teammates, with Taro vowing to return him to normal as many times as needed to help him. Taiyoki proves to be far stronger than Tsuyoshi's previous Hitotsuki form, summoning a blinding miniature sun and unleashing energy slashes from his hands by channeling Vul Eagle's sword techniques. The knocked down Ranger trio are overwhelmed but Taro is confident that they will win thanks to the energy given to him. He whistles and a golden phoenix answers his call. He docks the small mechanical bird onto his DonBlaster and the miko begin to dance as Taro calls upon his new power: the armor of GolDon Momotaro.

Haruka is shocked at this turn of events and wonders if she can make a manga out of it, while the Anoni appear to assist Taiyoki. Taro immediately wipes them out in only a few minutes with his enhanced DonBlaster, while Sonoi observes Taro's new power from a distance. Taro then focuses his powers and creates a peach energy containment construct to hold Taiyoki while he charges up his gun for his final attack: Laughing Peach: Festival's End. He fires his shot and successfully purifies Tsuyoshi, who is naturally upset about what he did as a Hitotsuki but relieved that he is normal again.

At Cafe Donbura, Tsuyoshi grovels and begs for forgiveness from Taro, who is sternly looking down upon him. Shinichi and Haruka are crying as they try to remove the permanent marker character of "Noto" from each other's foreheads, upset that try as they might, it isn't coming off. Taro thinks that they should just leave them there as a punishment/lesson for giving in to the Noto and walks off. Tsuyoshi continues to apologize and cries.


Me: Taiyoki! Oh man I remember this one!

Nico: Me too!

Laney: Jo I'm going to rip your heart out and give it to J.D. so he can eat it!

Takayuki Hiba: Vul Eagle!

He turned into VUL EAGLE!

Nico: Just like back in 1981!

Takayuki Hiba: Yeah!

Me: Lets waste this bitch!

I teleported and kneed her right in her stomach!

Lyra: Avatar Change!

She turned into the Green Donbrother Ranger! She was an Aqua Green ranger with wings and had a horn on her helmet!

Lyra: FRIENDSHIP BRINGS OUT THE MAGIC IN EVERYONE! DON ALICORNIA!

Laney: COOL!

Me: Don Alicornia! I like that!

Twilight Sparkle: That is genius!

Nico: It sure is!

Remaining Donbrothers: Avatar Change!

They transformed too! And they were ready!

Me: Lets make this a Peach Festival!

Taro: Ooh I like that.

Me: Thanks.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome.

Me: Lets start out with these badass guns! (ACTIVATES ZAMIGO DELMA'S RIDEWATCH)

I got his badass blasters!

Nico: Those blasters will always be super badass!

Me: You got that right!

I fired ice lasers and they hit Jo's legs and froze her in place!

Taiyoki: Follow the sun, catch the sun!

Taiyoki generated energy slashes at Takayuki Hiba but he jumped over it before charging at him.

SMASH!

He smashed him down.

Me: Ooh catchy. Follow the Sun, Catch the Sun. That is good.

Taiyoki created a large sun which blinded us as Jo broke free. But I had my shades on.

Jo: (starts to run) You got two choices, losers. Go after me or fight your renegade friend!

However, Jo then bumped into Sonoi, Sonoza, and Sononi. And they WEREN'T happy.

Laney: Now you're in for it!

Me: Perfect timing you guys.

Laney: First this.

She jumped and plunged her hand right into Jo's chest and ripped Jo's heart right out of her chest!

SQUELCH!

Sonoza: Ew!

Laney: Here J.D.

Me: Uh sorry you guys have to see this.

I then ATE JO'S HEART RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!

Sonoi: YUCK!

Sonomi: But it's fitting for her.

I swallowed it and Jo was gasping hard. I gulped and swallowed it.

Me: OH YUCK! (SPITS) Her blood and heart tastes like rotten eggs and bat guano along with Johnny Test's dad's disgusting meatloaf!

Nico: OH SICK!

Eli: Oh yuck!

Lana: Boy that would taste awesome!

Nico snapped his fingers.

Nico: Oh, don't worry, Jo. You won't die that way. We want to enjoy your suffering!

Just then, a certain sword appeared and took form.

Don Murasame! Kirisute Sorry!

Me: Whoa! I know that sword anywhere.

I wiped off the blood and it formed into DON MURASAME!


Somewhere near the Noto base, Don Murasame manifests from particles in a water capsule as Mother calls his name, summoning his awakening.

After being awakened by Mother, Don Murasame was ordered by her to travel to the human world. After arriving in the human world and hiding in an alleyway in the form of the Ninjarksword, Murasame was told by Mother to rest for now. After resting up, he would then be tasked by Mother to go and fight the Donbrothers.

As revealed by Sonoi, Don Murasame was created by the Noto Council as a weapon against the Juto and that he had escaped from imprisonment. Sononi speculated the reason for Murasame's escape could be that he developed his own consciousness.

Not only as Don Murasame is tasked to fight, Murasame was also tasked by Mother to protect an Anoni that was being attacked by a Juto. Murasame asked Mother what was his purpose for being created but she dismissed the question. But before he could intercept the Juto, he ran into Jiro Momotani who was currently in his Dangerous Personality. After a short fight with Jiro, where Murasame would Avatar Change into AbareKiller, while Jiro changed into KibaRanger. Murasame decides to flee the battle with Jiro sensing sorrow from Murasame.

After Sonoi was killed in his duel against Don Momotaro, Don Murasame had quietly took his dead body back to the Noto Council. Once he had done so, the council themselves promised to give him any reward he wished in exchange for performing said task which he had then took as an opportunity to ask for his freedom albeit promising them that he will continue to use his powers for the Noto themselves. However, as explained by the Noto Council, Murasame had escaped from their custody before he had fully matured which had, in turn, caused them to deem Don Murasame as an unstable lifeform. As a result, Don Murasame had promised them that he will learn all he can and take charge of his own completion before he proceeds to make his leave.

However, even though Mother had praised him for receiving his freedom from the Noto, he was still plagued by questions regarding his identity and purpose in life with said questions of his being refuted by Mother as she had stated that only by fighting against the Noto's enemies will he reach completion


Me: Don Murasame!

Laney: This is gonna be awesome!

Lola: Yeah!

Lori: It literally sure will.

Nico: Awesome!

Don Murasame: Pulled from the Jaws of senselessness! Don Murasame!

Lori: Wait. Can me, Lynn, and Lola literally fight you? We want to ask some questions.

Don Murasame: Go for it. What do you think Mother?

Mother: Proceed.

Don Murasame: Yes Mother.

Nico: This will be interesting.

Me: Boy she is very enigmatic. It's like she is talking to herself like how Norman Bates was. Except Murasame is much more honorable than Norman ever will be.

Eli: No kidding.

Me: And Norman Bates killed people out of sheer insanity with total evil. Also we have no idea who her mother really is. That is completely enigmatic.

Sonoi: No kidding. J.D. do not eat someones heart like that again.

Me: Sorry you had to see that Sonoi.

Sonoi: No worries.

Me: I did warn you about that.

Sonomi: Yes you did.

Don Murasame: (tries to slash the Trinity of Violence) You and your friends constantly wage war against evil. Why? What is your true purpose?

Lori: What you're literally asking is... what is yours?

Lynn: (sighs) The truth is... I know our immortality will run out eventually. Sooner or later, we're gonna die of old age. Even the greatest of us can't compete with time... and death.

Don Murasame: Then why do you go on? Why does anyone? Why don't I just destroy you and everything else right now with my Dark Orb? All it would take is a single thought and-

Lola: No! If you do that, you won't see the end of it!

Don Murasame: The end of what?

Lori: The evolutionary process. You of all beings should literally know something about that.

Don Murasame: Yes. Yes, I'm evolving. That's why Mother made me. These past months I have amassed so much knowledge, and yet... I remain confused... empty. What am I evolving into? What is my purpose?! I must know! TELL ME!

Lynn: There's no way to tell. And that's why we stay in the game. Our purpose, if not to destroy all evil, is to see where it's all going. And you! You'll live forever. You'll be able to see it all.

Don Murasame: Is that my purpose? Simply to be... a witness?

Lola: We create our own purpose in life. Now go create yours.

Lori: And that purpose is to live and enjoy life to the fullest. And we will all live life to the fullest forever. We are immortal just like you. You are eternal like us. You will live on. You are human just like we are.

Taiyoki makes an Aurora Borealis above him and emits plasma from it but we dodge it.

Django: Can I play too?

Nico: Go for it.

Django slashed and cut Taiyoki all over.

Me: Wait a second. I heard that speech before. That was Dr. Fate's speech to Amazo.

Sonoi: Very interesting.

Me: It sure is.

Taro summoned the Gokaiger Alter and fell unconscious.

Nico: Uh oh. That will be interesting.

Sononi: (fires arrows at me) It's time for our battle as promised, J.D.

I dodged them.

Me: I am always ready for this.

I formed an energy bow and arrow.

Me: Lets see who has the best marksmanship.

I fired an arrow and it hit Sononi and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

She was knocked down.

Me: That was good shooting though.

The Gokaiger alter took a humanoid shape and charged at Taiyoki.

It smashed him down!

Nico: YEAH!

Eli: Wow!

I fired a massive barrage of arrows at Sononi and blasted her all over.

Lyra blasted Taiyoki all over with magic and smashed him down.

She flew into the air and smashed him down!

Lola threw a fireball at Taiyoki, making him explode.

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Lola: Yes!

But then, the sun on his head shone, reviving him again.

Nico: Damn! We gotta do something about that sun or this is gonna take all day!

Twilight Sparkle: Hmm. I got it!

Twilight Sparkle fired a blast of magic and it hit the sun on him and destroyed it!

Lola: Now's our chance!

Taro: Lets do it!

Nico: (gets out Tar Pit and Trapster's Ridewatches) Sorry, Tsuyoshi. But this is for your own good!

He activated them and fired tar blasts and stuck him to the ground.

Jo tried charging at me from behind but Sonoza struck her in the back, knocking her down and causing her to fade away.

Sonoza: (to Nico) You said the Noto Prison should contain people who deserve it. Consider this the start.

Nico: That is perfect.

Me: Well at least I got to eat her heart. Gross taste. But this is perfect.

Nico reverted her back to her heartless self and inside the Noto prison she was dead and her blood poured out of her in her cube cell.

She was dead.

GOOD RIDDANCE.

Lincoln: Are you kidding me, Sonoza?! We were going to give her the Black Gates!

Sonoza: Oh, c'mon! This was my first time doing it. And I saved J.D.'s life. Where's my thank you?

Me: I owe you big time for that Sonoza. Thank you.

Sonoza: You're welcome.

Me: Lincoln come on. We wanted to test out the Noto prison. And besides Jo is dead. I reverted her back to when I ripped her heart out and inside her Noto cell she bled to death. She was dead 3 seconds after she got there.

Lincoln: Oh. That works.

Me: Lets worry about that later. Lets get Tsuyoshi back to normal.

Sononi saw something while firing more arrows at me.

Sononi: Another Gene Slammer?

I ducked and I turned and saw a Pachirisu.

Me: Hey a Pachirisu!

Sononi: Oh it's so cute.

Leeli: Oh Pachirisu is so cute.

Me: It sure is. And you are?

Pachirisu: (In a girls voice) Laura Nicholson and I'm ready to help.

Me: Cool! Love that spirit.

She reverted back and was a girl with neon blue hair and had neon blue and yellow clothes and she had a scar on her arm in the shape of a lightning bolt.

Laura Nicholson: I got this.

She fired a blast of blue lightning and it hit Taiyoki and electrocuted him.

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

He then exploded. But then enlarged into Taiyoking, which was based on Sun Vulcan Robo.

Me: WHOA! Taiyoking looks so much like Sun Vulcan Robo.

Sononi: Just like from 1981.

Me: Yep. Time to go all out.

I went giant and Eli summoned Godzilla and the Donbrothers summoned their zords!

Taro: Lyra, you'll have to form Don Onitaijin with us in Tsuyoshi's place.

Lyra: You got it!

She formed Don Onitanjin and it was awesome!

Me: Cool!

Lyra: This is amazing! This is gonna take some getting used to.

Taro: It takes a while.

Me: Lets get him!

We went at him and slashed and blasted him!

Godzilla fired an Atomic ray blast and then he exploded all over!

Tsubasa: Sorry, Tsuyoshi. You REALLY didn't do anything wrong this time. But we have to get you back to normal.

Me: And that is a promise on that.

I fired an energy blast and the Donbrothers fired a wave of energy too and the blasts all hit Taiyoking and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Taiyoking was dead!

I caught the Avatar Gear for Sun Vulcan! It was for Vul Eagle.

Me: Taiyoki you have failed this city!

Donbrothers: Demon extermination complete! All's Well that Ends Well.

Tsuyoshi was back to normal and we got back to the cafe. Tsuyoshi was groveling.

Tsuyoshi: I'm sorry. Please forgive me!

Taro: Do not apologize. You did not do anything wrong here.

Me: Tsuyoshi, you did nothing wrong. Jo made you do all that against your will.

Eli: Yeah and now she is dead in the Noto Prison.

Laney: Good riddance.

Sonoza: (to the Loud Kids) I know you were planning on the Black Gates for her. And you can hate me all you want for it. But I had to act fast. And this was the best outcome for everyone.

Me: Besides she deserved it.

Nico: Yep.

Laura Nicholson: That's for sure. I hated that monster.

Django: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Laura Nicholson: Oh my favorite is when me and Nico saw the cheerleading squad harassing a bunch of freshmen in our school and we decided to teach them a huge lesson by giving them a massive wedgie from the flagpole and we pinned the blame on a local street gang.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Nice!

Sononi: Very clever.

Nico and Laura hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Laura Nicholson: Me too Nico. Me too.

May: Next time, Wes Collins and Joe Shimamura should go with you guys.

Me: Good idea.

May: Yeah.

We went back home.


At the estate we were having a really good contest.

Miranda Mureau: What are we doing again?

Eli: Iced Tea Drinking contest. Whoever drinks the most glasses of iced tea wins.

It was down to May and Starlight Glimmer.

May: You sure like tea don't you Starlight.

Starlight Glimmer: Can't get enough of it.

May: Lets see how you like this.

She took a glass of tea with no sugar.

Me: She sure likes her tea strong.

May drank her tea and it was good.

Sakura Knudson: I want to drink some too

Me: You had 40 glasses of it already sis.

Sakura Knudson: Yeah you're right. My belly is sloshing like a water balloon.

Starlight did the same and it was awesome.

May: How about this for this contest?

She clapped her hands and out came the spiciest tea in the world: CAROLINA REAPER DARJEELING TEA!

WE GASPED IN SHOCK!

Qin: They are going to drink the hottest and spiciest tea in the world!?

Nico: That's impossible! No one would even dare touch that stuff!

Me: (GULP)

Cutthroat: I'm gonna prepare their graves

May and Starlight drank their tea and we ducked and covered. Then…

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

May exploded into flames and was burned all over as she fell to the ground. Then Starlight had a blast of fire explode out of her mouth!

Starlight Glimmer: (COUGHS) (Wheezing) Whoa! What a spice!

We went and hoisted Starlight up!

Me: HORRAY FOR STARLIGHT GLIMMER!

May: Wow! That was awesome!

Tracks: You alright, May?

May: That was intense!

Qin: Boy no kidding!

May: But that was good tea.

Nico: It sure was.

Maria: Wait. What's that over there?

We saw a Cherrim.

Me: Hey it's a Cherrim.

Qin: Oh it's so cute.

Xenia: Yeah.

Sakura Haruno: It's perfect for me because it's for Cherry Blossoms.

Cherrim: (In a girls voice) I'm glad you think so Sakura.

Nico: Cherry Rollands!? Whoa!

She reverted back and was a girl with magenta hair and had pink eyes and a neon pink kimono on.

Cherry Rollands: Boy that was a lot of tea.

Nico: No kidding there.

Maria: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Cherry Rollands: I have a lot of them but my favorite is when me and Nico were over in Japan and we made a really awesome perfume. We call it The Sakura Moon.

She pulled out a bottle of it and it was in the shape of a cherry blossom. She sprayed it and it smelled like beautiful cherry blossoms under the night of the full moon.

Me: (Sniffs) Ohh that is beautiful.

Cherry Rollands: Yep. This is expensive too. $620.00 an ounce.

Me: Wow! Luxurious.

Qin: It sure is.

Nico and Cherry hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Cherry Rollands: Me too Nico. Me too.

Qin: Aww.

Stone Man: Nico, which teams have you made this time?

NICO: Emerald Sustrai's team will include Flashwing, Dew Gayl, Spy Rise, Chuck and Bomb. Taylor's team will include Sally, EENE Sarah, X-Squad Mozenrath, Bubbles and Stella.

Me: Awesome! The Angry Birds now are in teams.

Qin: Yep.

Lola: Cool.

Then the previous group came.

Multiplex: Can me, Black Spider, Magneto, Black Adam, Jet, Kite Man, Control Freak, Doc Ock, Juggernaut, and Vulkanus go with you guys?

Count Marzo: Me, Wolvertoon, Suzaku, Ghost of Elias Kingston, Madame Woe, Walter Wolf, Libra Zodiarts, Iron Maiden, Yost Vulture, and Yost Rhino will come too.

Nico: Yes you guys can come with us.

Camie: I have a feeling our next mission will be fun.

Shockwave: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Gastrodon and Ambipom next.

Me: Cool!

Qin: And I have a feeling the Gastrodon is going to be the Dragonfly Twins.

Nico: I have that feeling too.

Lola: Yeah.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes glowed and turned into rainbow colors and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision of what's about to happen: Dai Shi, the main enemy of the Jungle Fury Power Rangers, has come back from the dead, and he still wants revenge on them for destroying him. When we saw it, it really meant trouble.

Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?

Lincoln: We've got major trouble, Nico. Dai Shi, the main enemy of the Jungle Fury Power Rangers, has come back from the dead, and he still wants revenge on them for destroying him.

We gasped in shock.

Me: Oh man!

King Kai: (Telepathically) Lincoln's right, I also sensed it myself and I was about to alert you all, but it looks like he did just that.

Nico: Yeah he did, and earlier today, he already had a vision of the King Ghidorah from 20,000 years hence finally being resurrected, and he exploded with anger and fury.

King Kai: (Telepathically) Lincoln really is known as the Loudest of the Louds, I heard his explosive scream from here.

Lincoln: (Embarrassed) Heh, sorry about that, King Kai.

Me: Anyways, now that we know Dai Shi's come back yet again, it's time for that monster to die for good.

Nico: Yeah, let's send his eight-headed scaly butt straight to The Black Gates for good!

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Kuareess, another member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Kuareess of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah on the move?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans.

Nico: Just as we expected, but we're more than ready for Kuareess, right, Zeniya?

Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn: (Icelandic Accent) Right, and just like what happened, he's going to transform by drinking that potion with 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, so Lincoln will separate him King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form from his real form and absorb the King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form while you and I destroy Kuareess and give him The Black Gates.

Lincoln: You said it, and with Damian Constantine still trapped in the depths of Hell, he won't be able to cause us any trouble until the day of The Ridonculous Race.

Nico: I can't wait for that day to come, I want to smash his evil face in. Alright, gang, let's go, it's time to put a permanent end to Dai Shi once and for all.

Lincoln: Never again will that misanthropic eight-headed monster threaten the safety of mankind ever again, he will die for good and be nothing more than a forgotten memory, and once we get done with destroying Dai Shi once and for all, you better be ready to die, Kuareess.

Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn: (Icelandic Accent) You better be ready to die, Kuareess, because you're about to face the true wrath of Illusion Ice Sculpture.

Me: But it looks like we have really big trouble!

Qin: Yeah no kidding!

Black Slider: Where do we go?

Casey Rhodes: How about Jungle Karma pizza?

Ghost of Elias Kingston: Sounds good to me.

Me: Whoa. Can we go take a bathroom break first?

May: Yeah we need it.

Nico: Oh right. Too much tea. Okay bathroom break people!

Me: Thanks.

ZOOM!

We went to our bathrooms and unzipped our flies and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

All of us: (EXTREMELY LONG SIGH OF RELIEF)

Realistic waterfalls and rivers were shown as we let it all out and it was so good! We got done later on.

Me: Ahh.

We washed our hands.

Me: Much better!

We were then off to Jungle Karma Pizza.


We later arrived.

Star Man: Here we are

Me: Boy the pizza shop is doing great.

Qin: It sure is.

Nico: Been a while since we were here.

R.J.: Yeah no kidding.

Eddy: This is where I first met you guys and that was awesome.

Nico: It sure was.

Fran: No kidding! I just heard on the news that Dai Shi might be coming back. And since he's not in Jarrod's head anymore, he's gonna be that huge hydra thing that took down RJ and Dom's Megazords before. And-

Notacon: Whoa! Breathe, Fran!

Me: Besides you guys destroyed him before.

Qin: Also he wasn't one of the monsters that the Void Queen summoned. So it'll be awesome facing him.

Starlight Glimmer: I want to have a shot at him though. I am having a great day so far.

Me: Starlight Glimmer is on a roll today. She faced Rae McArthur and Won a tea drinking contest.

Lola: Yeah she sure did.

Black Adam: Let the Jungle Fury team use their Zords to fight him too.

Madame Woe: We can help you grow giant if you want.

Starlight Glimmer: I like it. And the King Ghidorah that Eli and Carol know can help me too. It'll be awesome.

Nico: Nice! A battle of the kaiju.

Qin: Yep.

Me: Also I hope Dai Shi takes the form of Jarrod and Starlight takes him on.

Camie: Who is Dai Shi?

Me: The dangerous enemy of the Jungle Fury Rangers.

I went over is history.


Dai Shi was an ancient eight-headed Chinese dragon that wanted to destroy humans and rule the planet with animals, the ruler of the Dai Shi Clan, the archenemy of the Jungle Fury Rangers and the main antagonist of Power Rangers Jungle Fury.

He was voiced by Geoff Dolan who previously voiced Omni in Power Rangers S.P.D. and Koragg in Power Rangers Mystic Force.

Dai Shi's origins are unclear since they were never explained but he believed that animals and beasts should rule the planet and humans should be erased. Founding the Dai Shi Clan to accomplish this, he waged a war against humanity in a conflict that became known as the Great Beast War. Some 10,000 years ago though, but a group brave warriors channelled their Animal Spirits andwere able to imprison Dai Shi. This group then founded the secretive martial arts clan known as Pai Zhuq to prevent Dai Shi's followers from rescuing him.

In 2008 however, Dai Shi is accidentally released when the arrogant Pai Zhuq bully Jarrod is enraged by being refused as one of the three protectors. As a result, he accidentally opens Dai Shi's box and flees where he is then possessed by the dragon spirit before retaking control of the Temple of the Dai Shi using Jarrod's body. Dai Shi lives off fear and the more humanity grows scared, the stronger he becomes but he needs to gather a lot of fear to regain physical form so he has Camille and his army of Animal Spirit-enhanced Rinshi. With the help of the Five Fingers of Poison, people's fear increased and he was able to morph into an armored Lion form using Jarrod's Lion spirit.

Eventually, Casey fights Dai Shi and he was forced out of Jarrod so Dai Shi opens a portal to the Spirit World and revives all of his fallen warriors, the Overlords, the Five Fingers of Poison and the Phantom Beasts. All seven masters of the Rangers unite and progress to the highest level of Pai Zhuq but Dai Shi takes their animal spirits to become his ultimate Dragon form. Although he easily decimates the Wolf and Rhino Pride Megazords, Jarrod (who had previously refused to fight what he saw as a losing battle) arrives and force-feeds himself to Dai Shi before using all of his energy to weaken the gigantic dragon. With Dai Shi helpless, Casey, Theo, and Lilly combine thier powers to finally destroy Dai Shi once and for all.


When I was finished everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!

Camie: He is pure evil!

Cassidy: And we're not going to let him get away with it.

Jewel Man: While we're here, we might as well get pizza.

Me: Good idea. All that tea made me hungry.

We got some pizza.

Jet: So how are we gonna take that huge asshole?

Casey Rhodes: I know ONE combination that could defeat Dai Shi.

Walter Wolf: The Jungle Pride Charge, right?

Casey Rhodes: That's right.

Isabel: I can make an Animal Totem Spirit Bomb that will destroy him.

Nico: Perfect.

Xenia: Awesome!

Me: Yeah!

We got to eating and it was awesome pizza.

Fisticuffs: This is good pizza

Me: (Eating pizza) Mmm! It sure is.

Blake Belladonna: (Eating) Mmm! Just as good as Nergal's pizza.

Nico: It sure is good. (Eating pizza)

Varie: I'll say.

Kite Man: How about me and Yost Vulture go see where Dai Shi is?

Yost Vulture: While not getting caught in the process?

Me: Go for it.

Nico: I agree.

They were off.

Edward: Chef McMuesli should think about serving pizza sometime.

Me: I agree there.

Sakura Knudson: But he does make good food and good chum.

Qin: Yeah he sure does.

Me: All the patients at the asylum had their faces turn green and they hurled their guts out all over the place.

Nico: Yeah and I was like Clean Up on Aisle 12!

We laughed!

Lola: (LAUGHS) So funny!

Luan: They really BLEW Chunks on that one! (LAUGHS)

We laughed at that one.

Eddy: (LAUGHS) That is a good one!

Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah!

Lynn Sr.: (LAUGHS) Good one!

Control Freak: Which monster should I summon for the upcoming battle?

Wolvertoon: I want to know that too.

Nicole: Since we are dealing with an 8-headed dragon how about the Male Dragon from the Reign of Fire video game.

Eli: That's a good idea.

Qin: Yeah!

Nico: Okay Alpha Dragon from Reign of Fire it is.

Nicole: Awesome.

Helga Sinclair: I approve of that!

Nicole: Great!

Qin: Yeah!

Camie: This is gonna be an epic and awesome battle.

Varie: Boy it sure will be.

Nico: Yep.

Isabel: It was really scary seeing him. The Jungle Fury Rangers all had their work cut out for them.

Lola: They sure did.

Isabel: But the spirits they faced are really awesome.

Lola: They sure are.

Sakura Knudson: And you know so much about their power Isabel.

Isabel: I know.

Sakura Knudson: I heard you got your powers because of something that happened right?

Isabel: That's right. It was because of an operation I had done.

Sakura Knudson: Which was what?

Isabel: I had to have my spine replaced because of a fatal bacterial infection that was destroying my spinal column.

Sakura Knudson: Oh man! That is bad.

Me: Yeah it was gross too.

Isabel lifted up the back of her shirt and showed everyone the nasty scar she had on her back that went up from her lower back to her neck.

Camie: Ooh ouch!

Sakura Knudson: (Whistle!) That is a nasty scar.

Isabel: Yeah they had to take out my whole spinal column and replace it with an artificial cybernetic one. Like what happened with Stalker.

Stalker: It's true. That did happen to me. Except I was attacked by a black panther.

Sakura Knudson: Whoa man.

Doctor Octopus: Snapper was the last of the Jungle Fury Monsters that we got a spirit from.

Iron Maiden: Which is a shame.

Me: There can always be made up ones. Vypra does have that kind of power.

Yost Vulture and Kite Man came back.

Ra's Al Ghul: Did you two find him?

Yost Vulture: We did.

Kite Man: He's coming this way. He's 500 klicks to the northeast.

Me: Then we need to be ready for him.

Starlight Glimmer: This is gonna be awesome. And I can make a shadow clone to participate in the usual battles.

Juggernaut: Time to bust him up!

Yost Rhino: Save some for me!

Me: Lets get him. Thanks for the food guys.

Fran: No problem. Go kick Dai Shi's sorry keister!

Qin: With pleasure.

I gave them the money and we were off.

We saw DAI SHI!

Me: JUMPING HORSESHIT FARMS! HE'S HUGE! Bigger than what we saw on TV!

Kumiko: Entrance time!

Nico: Lets do it!

We flew at him!

Dai Shi roared and also laughed malevolently.

Then the spirits of the animals of the animal kingdom appeared and swirled around him and they converged and then a huge tree grew out of the ground and it had fruits in the shapes of all the animals and their spirits and the tree fired a massive energy blast and it hit him and exploded with incredible power!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!

He was blasted down! And then the fruits popped open and out came all of us!

Me: Take that Dai Shi!

Nico: Nice one!

Dai Shi shrunk down and he turned into what he was before! He was in the form of Jarrod! Except he wasn't taking possession of him!

Dai Shi: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! So you all came to die.

Me: No YOU are the one that is going to die!

Camie: And it will be slow and excruciatingly painful!

Jungle Fury Rangers: JUNGLE BEAST! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!

They transformed and were ready!

Casey Rhodes: WITH THE STRENGTH OF THE TIGER! JUNGLE FURY RED RANGER!

Lily Chilman: WITH THE SPEED OF THE CHEETAH! JUNGLE FURY YELLOW RANGER!

Theo Martin: WITH THE STEALTH OF THE JAGUAR! JUNGLE FURY BLUE RANGER!

R.J.: WITH THE COURAGE OF THE WOLF! JUNGLE FURY WOLF RANGER!

Dominic: WITH THE POWER OF THE RHINO! JUNGLE FURY RHINO RANGER!

Spirit Elephant Ranger: WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE ELEPHANT! JUNGLE FURY ELEPHANT RANGER!

Spirit Bat Ranger: WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE BAT! JUNGLE FURY BAT RANGER!

Spirit Shark Ranger: WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE SHARK! JUNGLE FURY SHARK RANGER!

Jarrod: WITH THE STRENGTH OF THE MIGHTY LION! JUNGLE FURY LION WARRIOR!

Camille: WITH THE CUNNING OF A CHAMELEON! JUNGLE FURY CHAMELEON WARROR!

All: WE SUMMON THE ANIMAL SPIRITS FROM WITHIN! POWER RANGERS JUNGLE FURY!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Me: You will pay for everything you did!

Casey Rhodes: Call to the Beast Inside! Free the Tiger!

He fired a wave of energy and it formed a tiger and slashed him all over!

Starlight Glimmer: Come and get us Dai Shi!

She flew at him and kicked him in his stomach and punched him in his face and kicked him in his face and kicked him in his chest and punched him in his face and knocked him down!

Dai Shi: You wretch!

Starlight flew at him and kicked him in his face and sent him flying into a rock!

Me: YEAH!

Starlight: Had enough?!

Dai Shi: Not quite!

He flew at her and Starlight kneed him in his chin and punched him in his face and grabbed him in his shirt and head but him all over. Then she kicked him high into the air and flew up to him.

Starlight Glimmer: This planet isn't big enough for the two of us!

Starlight Glimmer and Dai Shi fired massive numbers of energy blasts and they hit both him and her as they were falling and they were on fire.

Nico: Uh oh!

Me: Hit the dirt!

We ducked and then they hit the ground and then…

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!

The explosion blasted a massive crater into the ground that turned the area around us into a massive raging inferno!

Dai Shi got up and Starlight was still standing.

Starlight Glimmer: Lets dance bastard!

Dai Shi: Lets!

She went at him and punched and pulverized him all over!

Dai Shi: Enough of this! The fear of all the pathetic civilians is still feeding me!

Dai Shi grew giant again.

Vulkanus: Well, fuck!

Suzaku: You guys know what to do. We'll find a way to get Starlight giant!

Casey Rhodes: You got it!

Jungle Fury Rangers: Jungle Pride Charge!

Jarrod and Camille: With Lion and Chameleon Spirits!

They summoned the zords!

Me: I got this. Boy I haven't used this in a long time. BIG CARD! MAKE STARLIGHT GLIMMER GROW! RELEASE AND DISPEL! BIG!

I used the power of the Big Card on Starlight and it grew Starlight to Dai Shi's size!

Starlight made a Shadow Clone to fight in the usual battles.

Then Number 7, Zs'Skayr, Dark Spicer, Chief Wiggum, Whiteout, Yenaldooshi, Sportsmaster, Count Vertigo, Scorpion (Marvel) Pied Piper, Live Action Sentinel, Phantom of Vasquez Castle, MODOK, Proper Patrol, Evil Rainbow Man, Boss Wolf, Thunderhoof, Wolfman (Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts), Black Scorpion, and Scooby Snax Monster appeared.

Nico: Number 7, Zs'Skayr, Dark Spicer, Chief Wiggum, Whiteout, Yenaldooshi, Sportsmaster, Count Vertigo, Scorpion (Marvel) Pied Piper, Live Action Sentinel, Phantom of Vasquez Castle, MODOK, Proper Patrol, Evil Rainbow Man, Boss Wolf, Thunderhoof, Wolfman (Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts), Black Scorpion, and Scooby Snax Monster.

Number 7: (to me) I realize that you might be annoyed about not sending Jo the Black Gates. But that was Sonoza's first time sending someone to the Noto Prison. And there was no time to consdering alternatives. He had to act fast.

Zs'Skayr: But look on the bright side. If she DOES get out of there, THEN you can Black Gate her.

Me: That's true. It'll either be on Nico's rescue or a mission. Hopefully Nico's rescue. But I'm not upset at all about that. I did get to eat her heart.

Whiteout: EW! That must've tasted awful!

Me: It did. It tasted like Rotten Eggs, Bat Guano and Johnny Test's dads meatloaf.

Johnny Test: Welcome to my world!

Wiggum: (to Nico) We heard you killed an Alternate Peter Griffin.

Nico: I sure did.

Whiteout: Good thing the real one is still being forced into servitude in our ranks

Me: No kidding there.

Dark Spicer: (to me) Here's your Warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!

Me: Bring it on tiny boy!

?: This is gonna be fun!

Then a figure came out and it was DOUBLETONE from episode 4 of Samurai!


Doubletone is a manipulative two-toned Nighlok monster debuting in the Power Rangers Samurai episode "Deal With a Nighlok", armed with a bamboo like spear. He is voiced by Gerald Urquhart.

He is armed with a bamboo-like spear and is laid-back and disturbing in personality. He was sent by Octoroo to increase the River by doing what he loves best, making others cry by getting them to give up on their dreams. Appearing in the mortal realm before a boy named Ryan, he accomplishes his goal by tricking the boy with a false promise of seeing his father again.

His attack is the Tiger Tidal Wave creating a tiger from the right half of his body and a Sanzu River wave from his left to take out two opponents. He is destroyed by Kevin and Mia, and then destroyed by the Samurai Megazord. Later, he is seen attending a Halloween party alongside the other deceased Nighloks in the episode "Party Monsters".


Jayden: Doubletone!

Doubletone: Been a whiile rangers.

Me: I remember you! You made tons of people cry to bring the Sanzu River to Earth!

Doubletone: That's right J.D. Good memory.

Me: Thanks but that pisses me off that you did that! Playing with peoples feelings like that is disgusting!

William: As long as you stay loyal to Vypra and don't do what Jo did, we won't have any problems with you.

Doubletone: Oh, definitely! Making false deals is one thing. But actually kidnapping loved ones is another. (to me) I know you're wanting to beat the crap out of me. But can you give Tsuyoshi my condolences next time you see him?

Me: I will tell him.

Nico: Good.

Dark Spicer: Here's number 1.

He turned into a scary alligator creature that looked looked like a scary zombie gator and it had spines all over it.

Terrorgator: Meet Terrorgator!

Zarya: That's Blitzwolfer's predator, right?

Terrorgator: It sure is!

Shanan: WOW! He's a Terrecalum Aeriosauria hybrid!

Terrorgator: That's right! (fires massive Sonic Blast at Zarya)

She dodged it and Zarya fired an energy blast and smashed him down.

He then turned into a bigger version of Astrodactyl's predator and it was black and had spikes all over it and had wings with blades all over.

Nihilognathus: I call this one... Nihilognathus!

Mollie: That's Astrodactyl's predator, right?

Nihilognathus: Got that right!

Shanan: Wow a Dinuchus Prosedent Hybrid.

Me: We never saw this one before.

Nihilognathus: It's a new one to some of you because you haven't met the Omnitrix version. (fires large amounts of oil at Mollie)

Mollie jumped and fired waves of lightning and ignited it and blasted him down.

Nico: Nice predators!

We got the battles underway.


Ed, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Billy, Cheese, Stimpy, Leni, Stone Man and Guts Man VS Number 7 - Nico's rescue and blowing an Alternate Version of Peter Griffin's head off


Number 7 was first.

Number 7 (to Ed): Nico's rescue involved blowing an Alternate Version of Peter Griffin's head off. Rest assured that the real one is still forced into serving our ranks

Ed: I'm glad that he is with you still.

Pinkie Pie: Me too. And it will be good to thrash his butt still.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) And very therapeutic for Lois, Meg and Stewie.

Featherweight: It sure will be awesome.

Sprocket: You got that right.

Billy, Cheese and Stimpy were picking their noses and drooling like morons.

Leni: I can totes agree there.

Number 7: I'm glad. Lets do it!

GRAVY FLOOD MAGISWORD!

Ed used his ridewatch and they fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and gravy and smashed her down.


Edd, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Linka, Lisa, Dexter, Shockwave and Soundwave VS Zs'Skayr - Battling Another Bounce House Princess and Another Trapster and Starlight Glimmer really did an amazing job fighting.


Zs'Skayr was next.

Zs'Skayr (to Iron Boy): Nico, Rocket's team, Trapster's team, and the others did good battling Another Bounce House Princess and Another Trapster. (Laughs) And Starlight Glimmer really did an amazing job fighting the first one!

Edd: She sure did and she was really on a roll there.

Twilight Sparkle: Starlight has been on a roll the entire day.

Starshine Sparkle: We're really proud of her.

Spyro: We sure are and it's awesome.

Linka: It's so awesome that she is battling Dai Shi like this.

Lisa Loud: Indeed and her use of the Shadow Clone paid off perfectly.

Dexter: It most sure did and it was amazingly well done.

Zs'Skayr: It sure is. Lets do it!

GHOST IRON MAGISWORD!

Edd used his ridewatch and they fired waves of energy and magic and smashed him down.


Eddy, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Three Stooges, Flash Man and Star Man VS Dark Spicer - Lincoln's rescue


Dark Spicer was next.

Dark Spicer: (to Eddy) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Texas. How was it?

Eddy: It was really fun and we destroyed Valek and it was amazing.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah we destroyed him and his vampire cult forever.

Pipsqueak: (Britsh Accent) We sure did and it was so much fun.

Sunburn: Boy it sure was.

Moe: Everyone had a lot of fun on that one.

Curly Howard: Boy they sure did. Almost as much as Moe does when he gets beat up.

Moe: Yeah… (Realizes) Why you!

POINK SLAP BOOF BONK!

Moe poked his eyes, slapped him, hit him on the stomach and bonked him on his head.

Moe held out his fist.

Moe: See that?

Curly slapped it and Moe swung it and bonked Curly on his head.

Moe: Why you I'll strangle you!

Larry: Hey leave im alone!

Moe: Butt out of this porcupine!

BONK!

Moe hit him on the head with a rock!

CRUNCH!

Larry: OUCH!

They laughed!

Dark Spicer: That always cracks me up! Lets do it!

JAWBREAKER FLAVORS OF THE WORLD MAGISWORD!

Eddy used his ridewatch and they fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.


Homer, Bart, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Sheila, Tom, Lou, Eddie, Notacon and Dash VS Chief Wiggum - Meeting a gene-slammer for Elemental HERO Burstinatrix on Lincoln's Side


Chief Wiggum was next.

Homer: Her name is Caitlin Ashleigh and she is an amazing fire master.

Bart: She sure is and her story is awesome too.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah she is a really amazing blacksmith.

Cozy Glow: It's awesome.

FLASHBACK

Nico: Yep. So, Caitlin, other than the story of how you brought down your criminal parents' business empire and sent your shoplifting siblings, Laura and Jake, to a boarding school in Russia, what other memories did you have with Lincoln?

Caitlin Ashleigh: I knew you were going to ask that. Well, one day, Lincoln and I were doing training on how to use swords made of superhot red fire, and he was really getting good with making swords of different elements. But, our training was rudely interrupted by a loud belch, and Lincoln and I knew who that was: Lynn, the meanest of Lincoln's mean sisters, and sure enough, the doors burst open, and we saw her snarling and growling like an animal. Then, she charged right at us, but we were ready for her, we pummeled her badly, and Lincoln fired waves of superhot red fire from his fire swords, and they hit Lynn and sent her flying into a wall and knocked her out, and he then fired red energy ropes from his massive angel wings and tied that animal up. Then, we dragged her back to The Loud House before Luna showed up, and after we told everyone what Lynn tried to do to us, she got grounded again for sixteen weeks and she was put in a metal box. Lynn roared and beat the door with her fists trying to get out, but Nicholette Torrington showed up and gave her the finger through the window, and that caused Lynn to roar again and beat her chest like a gorilla.

Nico: Ugh, not again.

Selene Arcangela: Yep, that Dark Side of hers made her an animal, and I told Nicholette not to flip Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, or Luan the bird again, or she was going to lose a finger to them.

Lincoln: You did, Selene. But, you and I know Nicholette, she's not going to take any crud from any of my enemies, not even the five mean sisters in my family, and she didn't care if Lori was her friend, if she ever saw Lori hurt me again, she'd finish what Bertha started.

Bertha Sellington: Yeah, I saw Nicholette's angry side, and it's even worse than my rage against Lori.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Chief Wiggum: Boy those dark sides of the Louds were just pure evil!

Hex: Yeah they sure were.

Sheila: But they got what was coming to them though.

Tom Lair: That is for sure.

Lou: I agree there chief.

Eddie: Same here.

Chief Wiggum: No kidding boys. Lets do it!

DONUTS AND TWINKIES MAGISWORD!

Homer used his ridewatch and they fired waves of skulls, blood, bones, magic, stars, lightning and donuts and smashed him down.


Squirrel Girl, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Sandy Cheeks, Laura Nicholson, Jewel Man and Ring Man VS Whiteout - Lyra's 2nd Mission and Sending Jo to the Noto Prison. It would have been nice to send her to the Black Gates


Whiteout was next.

Whiteout: (to Squirrel Girl) Lyra's 2nd mission involved Sonoza FINALLY sending someone to the Noto Prison in the form of Jo. Although It would have been nice to send her to the Black Gates

Squirrel Girl: It sure would have been nice but to be honest I did not expect Jo to make a return and blackmail Tsuyoshi.

Fluttershy: We did not even see it coming.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah that was crazy.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja that was a crazy one.

Stealth Elf: But J.D. ate Jo's heart and Sonoza sent her to the Noto Prison as a dead heartless corpse.

Sandy Cheeks: Yeah that was for sure!

Laura Nicholson: I agree there.

Whiteout: Me too. Lets do it!

ACORN SQUIRREL MAGISWORD!

Squirrel Girl used her ridewatch and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, acorns and fruit and lightning and smashed her down.


Seto Kaiba, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Dante Alighieri, Beatrice, Francesco, Brawl & Chain and Fisticuffs VS Yenaldooshi - Iced Tea Drinking Contest


Yenaldooshi was next.

Yenaldooshi: (to Kaiba) You guys had an iced tea drinking contest. How much did you drink?

Seto Kaiba: I didn't participate actually.

Rarity: But it was a really amazing contest darlings.

Sweetie Belle: Starlight drank a lot of iced tea. She even survived drinking the hottest and spiciest tea in the world.

Gill Grunt: It was Carolina Reaper Tea.

Dante Alighieri: That was amazing seeing that.

Beatrice: We were impressed with her drinking that.

Francesco: It was really amazinf.

Yenaldooshi: I am glad you guys had fun. Lets do it!

BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON MAGISWORD!

Seto used his ridewatch and they fired waves of lightning, water, jewels and ice and smashed him down.


Courtney, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Batman, Talia, Ra's, Mandarin and Edward VS Count Vertigo - Dai Shi is back!?


Count Vertigo was next.

Count Vertigo: (to Courtney) Dai Shi is back!? Somehow, that doesn't surprise me

Courtney: It didn't surprise me at all either.

Applejack: Yeah we actually had a feeling he was coming.

Apple Bloom: Yeah this is gonna be so awesome.

Flashwing: It sure will! We're looking forward to this one.

Talia: We all are and it's going to be fun.

Batman: It sure will be awesome.

Ra's: I agree there too.

Count Vertigo: Yes it will be good. Lets do it!

FIRE WHIP MAGISWORD!

Courtney used her ridewatch and they fired waves of


Lightning, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Lynn, Lynn Jr., Rae McArthur, Helga Sinclair and Marie Kanker Loud VS Sportsmaster - Boy Dai Shi is just as ferocious and monstrous than ever!


Sportsmaster was next.

Sportsmaster: (to Lightning) Boy, Dai Shi is just as ferocious and monstrous than ever! And his giant size is his default size.

Lightning: He was a giant to begin with. But he underestimated the power of King Ghidorah the last time. But I got a feeling the one we beat on Lincoln's rescue was from another universe.

Rainbow Dash: I got that feeling too.

Scootaloo: Yeah! This is gonna be an awesome battle!

Whirlwind: Boy it sure was!

Lynn: Yeah no kidding. The power of one of Godzilla's most dangerous foes was too much for him.

Boy Lynn: Yeah you aren't kidding on that.

Rae McArthur: That is for sure mate!

Sportsmaster: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!

SPORTS MASTERY MAGISWORD!

Lightnign used his ridewatch and they fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and fire and smashed him down.


Gwen, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Jen, Kira, Ra's Al Ghul and Ground Man VS Pied Piper - Starlight Glimmer is really tearing Dai Shi apart!


Pied Piper was next.

Pied Piper: (to Gwen) Starlight Glimmer is really tearing Dai Shi apart! And so are the Jungle Fury zords.

Gwen: Boy they sure are!

Princess Luna: Starlight Glimmer has been on a big roll today.

Moondust: She thrashed Rae McArthur and now she is tearing Dai Shi apart.

Snowdrop: That is so awesome.

Gari: We are all very impressed with her.

Blackout: Same here. That is awesome.

Jen (Dark Crystal): It sure is awesome.

Kira (Dark Crystal): Yeah it sure is.

Pied Piper: We all are amazed about that. Lets do it!

FLUTE OF DARKNESS MAGISWORD!

Gwen used her ridewatch and they fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.


Duncan, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Beast Wars Scorponok, Kumiko and Future Maria VS Scorpion - Dai Shi is gonna pay for everything he did! He's the only one out of the Power Rangers many enemies that the Void Queen didn't use


Scorpion was next.

Scorpion: (to Duncan) Dai Shi is gonna pay for everything he did! He's the only one out of the Power Rangers' many enemies that the Void Queen didn't use.

Duncan: I guess Void Queen knew that Dai Shi would kill her any chance he gets so he was out of the question for her.

Princess Celestia: Smart thinking there though.

King Solar: I agree there.

Solar Eclipsa: Dai Shi is pure evil incarnate and he will pay for everything he did.

Amber Morning: And it will be excruciatingly painful.

Spotlight: It sure will be.

Beast Wars Scorponok: You got that right there.

Scorpion: Indeed. Lets do it!

Beast Wars Scorponok: This is always fun. Scorponok, TERRORIZE!

He transformed!

SCORPION STING MAGISWORD!

Duncan used his ridewatch and they fired waves of light and energy and missiles and smashed him down.


Lori Jimenez VS Live Action Sentinel Prime,


Live Action Sentinel Prime was next.

Live Action Sentinel Prime: Dai Shi gave the rangers one helluva nasty time.

Lori Jimenez: He sure did and we're ready for him.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Rei the Ghost VS Phantom of Vasquez Castle,


Phantom of Vasquez Castle was next.

Phantom: (LAUGHS EERIELY)

Rei: That laugh is as good as mine.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Daughter VS MODOK


MODOK was next.

Daughter: This is gonna be a good one.

MODOK: You got that right.

Daughter fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Cuprosklodowskite VS Proper Patrol,


Proper Patrol was next.

Major Mrs. Manners: This will be good soldier!

Cuprosklodowskite: I'm atomically ready!

She fired waves of energy and smashed them down.


Karolina Dean VS Evil Rainbow Man


Evil Rainbow Man was next.

Evil Rainbow Man: This will be fun.

Karolina Dean: You bet it will be.

She fired waves of rainbow energy and smashed him down.


Aquarius VS Boss Wolf


Boss Wolf was net.

Boss Wolf: I have a feeling this will be good.

Aquarius: I have that same feeling too.

She fired waves of water and smashed him down.


Ramulus VS Thunderhoof


Thunderhoof was next.

Thunderhoof: This will be so fun.

Ramulus: You bet it will be.

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Gari and the Children of the Night VS Wolfman (Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts)


Wolfman was next.

Gari: The Children of The Night are going to shine.

They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.


Scorp VS Black Scorpion


Black Scorpion was next.

Black Scorpion: I will sting you all over.

Scorp: Bring it on.

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Sissi Delmas VS Scooby Snax Monster


Scooby Snax Monster was next.

He roared.

Sissi: This is gonna be so fun.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down


Samurai Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Decade Riders, J.D. Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Varie, Celica, Zarya, Cassidy, Leina Vance, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Doubletone


Doubletone was next.

Doubletone: Boy I did not expect Jo to make a return.

Me: Me neither and she had the absolute fucking audacity to blackmail Tsuyoshi and force him into her bidding!

Sakura Knudson: What a heartless monster!

Varie: Yeah no kidding there!

Cassidy: What a monster and I'm glad she is dead and in the Noto Prison forever.

Zarya: That is a good thing there.

Celica: Yeah that is for sure. I hate that monster.

Cassidy: Me too! She was nothing but trouble!

Doubletone: I remember that Lana and Lola bit her foot off right.

Me: Yeah they sure did! They bit so far down into her foot that they had to cut it off!

Leina Vance: YIKES! That must've hurt.

Me: Oh it did.

Eli: She had it coming.

Doubletone: No kidding! Ouch! Lets do it!

I teleported and opened his safe and in it was more familiars and they were as follows.

Mandee: A female Tiger Familiar named Catarina, she has the powers of fire, and she's very strong and fast.

Jackie: A female Cheetah Familiar named Kasi, she has powers of fire, and she also runs very fast, and her tracks leave explosions of powerful fire in her wake.

Carol Pusateri: A female three-headed golden Dragon Familiar named Nuri, she has the powers of Gravity Lightning like King Ghidorah, and you don't want to mess with her or Carol Pusateri, the Queen of the Kaiju.

I teleported back with them.

Samurai Rangers: SAMURAIZERS! GO GO SAMURAI!

Antonio: SAMURAI MORPHER! GOLD POWER!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SAMURAI!

They turned into the Samurai Rangers too!

Kamen Rider! Decade!

Kamen Rider! Diend!

Tsukasa and Daiki: HENSHIN!

They transformed and were ready!

Me: Here's my way to start off. (Echoing) PARADISE LOST PUNCH!

I went over to him and unleashed a ferocious number of fisticuffs at Doubletone and smashed him all over the place and really brutally pulverized him!

I smashed him down.

Me: Lets get him!

Jayden: FIRE BUSTER CANNON MODE!

I gave him a disk for Cthulhu!

They loaded their disks.

Me: Lets do it! FIRE!

KAMEN RIDER! DECADE FINAL!

Tsukasa and Daiki jumped and did a powerful kick to him and we fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts hit him and blasted him all over.

Doubletone: (Dying) Here J.D.

He threw his spear and I caught it.

Doubletone: Give that to someone. My token for defeating me.

Me: Thank you.

He fell to the ground and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He exploded and was dead!

Me: Doubletone you have failed this world!

Jayden: Samurai Rangers, Victory is ours.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped.

Troy: Well, we all know WHAT morph we're using.

Tsukasa: It's a no brainer.

Kamen Ride: Jungle Fury Red!

Kamen Ride: Jungle Fury Blue!

Kamen Ride: Jungle Fury Wolf!

Kamen Ride: Jungle Fury Yellow!

Kamen Ride: Jungle Fury Rhino!

Kamen Ride: Jungle Fury Lion Warrior!

Kamen Ride: Jungle Fury Chameleon Warrior!

Kamen Ride: Jungle Fury Bat!

Kamen Ride: Jungle Fury Shark!

Kamen Ride: Jungle Fury Elephant!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JUNGLE FURY!

They turned into the Jungle Fury Rangers too and Tsukasa turned into Jungle Fury Red and Daiki summoned clones of all the Jungle Fury Rangers!

Me: Lets get him!

We went at Dai Shi and pulverized and blsated and smashed him all over the place with incredible force!

Arrthoa, Aimukk, Takinom, Jaal, Tangath Toborn, Ario, and Blazvatan blasted and smashed him all over with incredible force!

Eli: Time for the big guns! KING GHIDORAH COME FORTH!

He raised his hand up and then…

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fireball explosion blasted out of a volcano to the east and it went high into the sky and exploded numerous times and formed into KING GHIDORAH!

King Ghidorah called and flew at us and landed and Dai Shi was not happy to see the Kaiju that destroyed him!

King Ghidorah blasted him all over with Gravity Lightning all over and massive fiery explosions blasted him all over!

Nico: YEAH!

Qin: Yeah take that!

Sakura, Miranda, Tracks and Cutthroat used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Sakura and Miranda's powers and Tracks' Incendiary Missiles and Cutthroat's fire break 100-fold.

Sakura Knudson and Tracks: INFERNAL MISSILE MEGABLAST!

Miranda Mureau and Cutthroat: INFERNAL MISSILE FLOWER BLAST!

Clones of Nanites and Multiplex: CLONE BOMB EXPLOSION STORM!

Robots and Spiders and Black Spider: ROBOT SPIDER FURY BLAST!

Magnetic Thanagarians and Magneto: MAGNETIC THANAGAR BLAST!

Lightning of the Bat and Black Adam: LIGHTNING BAT STORM BLAST!

Green Lantern Rebel and Jet: OA REBEL BLAST!

Amazon Force Flight and Kite Man: AMAZON FORCE BLAST!

Video Game Goddess Wrath and Control Freak: VIDEO GAME GODDESS WRATH BLAST!

Scarlet Octopus Power and Doc Ock: SCARLET OCTOPUS BLAST STORM!

Brains and Brawn Together and Juggernaut: BRAINS AND BRAWN MEGA BLAST!

Life of The Universe Power and Vulkanus: LIFE OF THE UNIVERSE BLAST!

Idiot Toon Force and Wolvertoon: IDIOT TOON BLAST!

Southern Phoenix of 7 Tails and Suzaku: SOUTHRERN SEVEN TAILED PHOENIX BLAST!

Magic Eternal Force and Count Marzo: MAGIC ETERNAL FORCE BLAST!

Firestorm Demon Force and Ghost of Elias Kingston: FIRESTORM DEMON BLAST!

Woeful Demon Force and Madame Woe: WOEFUL DEMON BLAST!

Comedy Anvil Smasher and Walter Wolf: COMEDY ANVIL SMASH!

Libra Mega Fury and Libra Zodiarts: LIBRA MEGA BLAST!

Valmorg Sailor Firestorm and Iron Maiden: VALMORG SAILOR FIRESTORM!

Vulture Flight Fury and Yost Vulture: VULTURE FLIGHT BLAST!

Rhino Saiyan Might and Yost Rhino: RHINO SAIYAN MIGHT BLAST!

Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Sphinx Moth, Primal Rage, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Jungle Fury Rangers, Fluttershy, Nico, me, Eli, Starlight Glimmer, King Ghidorah and Carol: KAIJU JUNGLE PRIDE BLAST!

We fired a massive blast of energy and elements.

Lincoln: JUNGLE FURY ELEMENT STYLE: TIGER!

Jessica Shannon: JUNGLE FURY FIRE STYLE: CHEETAH!

Peni Parker: JUNGLE FURY DARK STYLE: PANTHER!

Entrapta: JUNGLE FURY LIGHTNING STYLE: WOLF!

Perfuma: JUNGLE FURY NATURE STYLE: RHINO!

Frosta: JUNGLE FURY ICE STYLE: ELEPHANT!

Juri Han: JUNGLE FURY DARK STYLE: BAT!

Ranamon: JUNGLE FURY WATER STYLE: SHAK!

R. Mika: JUNGLE FURY LIGHT STYLE: LION!

Bayonetta: (British Accent) JUNGLE FURY DARK STYLE: CHAMELEON!

Jessica Kaios: JUNGLE FURY FIRE STYLE: GORILLA!

Jolyne Cujoh: JUNGLE FURY WATER STYLE: PENGUIN!

Konata Izumi: JUNGLE FURY EARTH STYLE: ANTELOPE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said animals of Jungle Fury.

Lincoln and his harem: JUNGLE FURY FINAL SMASH: JUNGLE PRIDE KAMEHAMEHA!

They fired a massive Kamehameha based on the animals at Dai Shi which explodes on contact!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!

We fired powerful black energy blasts at Dai Shi, and he was finally obliterated and he was erased by The Black Gates.

Lincoln: Good riddance for good, Dai Shi.

Nico: Your days of trying to destroy mankind are finally over. Awesome job, gang, we've destroyed Dai Shi for good, but we're not done yet.

Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn: (Icelandic Accent) That's right, there's still the matter of Kuareess to deal with, and that religious fanatic should be arriving...right now!

?: I will make every last one of you pay for what you did in destroying our Lord Ghidorah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Yuko: I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out now, Kuareess.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Kuareess of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.

Yuko: Wenphes, I should've known you'd show up here, and we already knew of the Order's arrival days ago, so we're prepared to destroy you all. We will never let you destroy the Earth ever!

Kuareess: You fools will pay dearly for this, Lord Ghidorah will rise again and the entire Earth will be destroyed!

Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn: (Icelandic Accent) The only one who deserves to be destroyed is you.

Suddenly, Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn's ice blue eyes turned neon ice blue and she was surrounded by an ice blue energy aura with ice, snow, dragons, phoenixes, and ice angels, she unholstered her massive Illusion Ice Sculpture-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Kuareess, she left ice blue energy, ice, snow, dragons, phoenixes, fairies, and ice angels with every step.

Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn: (Icelandic Accent) I will never ever forgive you for what you and the rest of the Order have tried to do 20,000 years from now, Kuareess: wanting King Ghidorah to destroy our world and every last living thing on it, that's one thing I will never allow, and for that, I hope you're ready to freeze to death for your crimes against mankind and the universe!

Suddenly, Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn was surrounded by a massive vortex of ice blue energy with ice and snow surrounding it, there are dragons, fairies, phoenixes, ice angels, and Illusion Ice Sculpture flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Kuareess: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn emerged, but she was changed forever.

(ICELANDIC MUSIC PLAYS)

Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn grew to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long ice blue hair, she has neon ice blue eyes and an ice blue energy aura with ice, snow, dragons, phoenixes, fairies, and ice angels surrounding her, she has Illusion Ice Sculpture emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with ice blue iris, she has on dragon earrings with ice blue gems for eyes and holding the Ice and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Illusion Ice Sculpture with ice blue gems for eyes and holding the Ice and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her ice blue phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Dragon pendant of her Elemental Dragon Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with ice blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and ice blue gems on the gold flame links. Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn has on a short-sleeved ice blue blouse, sleeveless marine blue top, long light blue skirt, light blue pants, marine blue legwarmers, marine blue heeled sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with snow, ice, dragons, phoenixes, fairies, and ice angels on the coattails, and on the back is Illusion Ice Sculpture surrounded by ice and snow. Suddenly, Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive marine blue angel wings with light blue tips on the marine aqua blue feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long ice blue wolf tails with blue tips. Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large marine blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn's massive Illusion Ice Sculpture-themed greatsword and all the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of ice blue energy, snow, ice, dragons, phoenixes, fairies, and ice angels with every step, and when it emerged, it transformed into Illusion Ice Sculpture's Arctic Icelandic Snow Draconic Phoenix Icelandic Arctic Greatsword of Illusion Ice Sculpture Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded ice blue gems and Illusion Ice Sculpture etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged marine blue blade, large marine blue dragon heads for the crossguard, large ice blue gems embedded in the hilt, longer midnight black handle, four large marine blue phoenix heads with ice blue gems for eyes and large ice blue gem on the bottom of the marine blue phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with marine blue gems on her wrists, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Snow Fairy's head with marine blue gems for eyes and a large ice blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a marine blue kanji below Illusion Ice Sculpture that said, "Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn, Gene-Slammer of Illusion Ice Sculpture, Master of Icelandic Snow and Ice, Loving Younger Sister of Kristjana, Sonya, Camiya, Laniya, Qiniya, and Veronica, Loving Future Wife of Nico Chan, Archenemy of Vall Syrene, Destroyer of Kuareess of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Ice, Snow, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Fairies"

銭屋 Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn、幻想の氷の彫刻のジーンスラマー、アイスランドの雪と氷のマスター、クリスチャナ、ソーニャ、カミヤ、ラニヤ、キニヤ、および ベロニカ の愛する妹、にこちゃん の愛する未来の妻、ヴァル シレーネ の大敵、クアレス の破壊者聖ギドラの惑星の地球外秩序の、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして氷、雪、ドラゴン、フェニックス、妖精のマスター

Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ILLUSION ICE SCULPTURE-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA ICELANDIC SNOW ICE ILLUSION ICE SCULPTURE ANGEL OF DIVINE ICELANDIC SNOW ICE ILLUSION ICE SCULPTURE JUSTICE AND DIVINE ICELANDIC SNOW ICE ILLUSION ICE SCULPTURE LOVE!

We were amazed by Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn's Super Angel-Illusion Ice Sculpture-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Nico saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Kuareess saw it, she fell into an infernal rage and he got out his blaster to blast her, but Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn fired a powerful marine blue energy blast with ice, snow, dragons, phoenixes, and ice angels at Kuareess, which hit him and pushed him back and he also felt the cold chill of death on him, but this really pissed him off now.

Kristjana Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn: (Icelandic Accent) That's so incredible, Zeniya's transformed.

Sonya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn: (Icelandic Accent) And she'd given that monster, Kuareess, a taste of what's to come.

Me: And that's ice cold death.

Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Icelandic Arctic Illusion Ice Sculpture Angel and Divine Icelandic Arctic Ice Illusion Ice Sculpture Love) (Icelandic Accent) And now, you are about to feel the full fury of the Illusion Ice Sculpture, Kuareess.

Nico: Let's get him, Zeniya, this bastard doesn't deserve to live a single second further.

Nico transformed into Super Saiyan Rainbow Infinity and unholsters his massive Nico's Universal Elemental Greatsword of Saiyan Pride and Phoenix Justice from his wider and muscular back and joined Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn.

Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Alright, you fanatical clod, it's time for you to pay for your crimes with your blood!

Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn and Nico went after Kuareess who's now gone even more full-blown ballistic, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, aura energy, ice blue energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Kuareess and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him.

Nico turned his fingernails into claws and he slashed at Kuareess, drawing more blood and leaving more scars on him, and she was being driven even more ballistic. Suddenly, Kuareess took out the vial of red liquid with a drop of 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, then he drank it. Suddenly, Kuareess began changing as massive wings like King Ghidorah's grew and sprouted out from his back, his skin was covered in gold scales, and he'd grown King Ghidorah's tails.

Me: Watch it, you guys, now Kuareess has transformed into his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.

Kuareess fired a Gravity Lightning blast at Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn and Nico, who dodged it.

Lincoln: Zeniya, Nico, hang on.

Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which separated Kuareess from his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form, and then, Lincoln went at King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Kuareess and he stabbed him in his chest with the tip of one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails that turned into Cell's Stinger paralyzing him so she couldn't try to escape, and then, Lincoln began absorbing King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Kuareess' bio-energy and assimilated him powers and abilities until nothing was left of it. Then, the stinger changed back and Lincoln retracted the tail.

Nico: (Divine Echoing Voice of Rainbow Redemption) Thanks for the save, Lincoln. Now, Zeniya, shall we end this bastard for good?

Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Icelandic Arctic Illusion Ice Sculpture Angel and Divine Icelandic Arctic Ice Illusion Ice Sculpture Love) (Icelandic Accent) You got it, Nico.

Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn and Nico sent Kuareess flying into the air, and then, they prepared their combo to put an end to Kuareess.

Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn and Nico: DIVINE COSMIC ELEMENTAL ILLUSION ICE SCULPTURE KAMEHAMEHA!

Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn and Nico fired two massive rainbow and ice blue energy Kamehameha waves with ice, snow, elemental forces, elemental dragons, fairies, elemental phoenixes, elemental and ice angels, and they hit Kuareess, and they explode with incredible power as they hit him, and he was obliterated. Then, when his spirit appeared, Zeniya and Nico drew the Judgement Kanji on his forehead, and he was erased by The Black Gates for his crimes. We cheered as Zeniya and Nico holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long ice blue wolf tails, and massive ice blue angel wings are permanent.

Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn: (Icelandic Accent) That's one member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah down and sixteen members to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Kuareess once and for all, Nico.

Nico: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Zeniya.

Suddenly, Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn wrapped her arms around Nico's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against his massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to his face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Nico leaned down to Zeniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on his massive pecs, and behind them was a Dragon, Phoenix, Angel, and Illusion Ice Sculpture flying in the air, and we saw many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and snow falling down around and everyone cheered wildly. Then, Zeniya and Nico absorbed the snow and they came back to us as the display and Illusion Ice Sculpture vanished.

Me: Oh man, now that's what another cult fanatic has been put down. Awesome job out there, Nico and Zeniya.

Nico: Thanks, J.D.

Lincoln: And for tomorrow, the next member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah to show up is Nirrea.

Nico: Which means, you and I are up next, Qiniya.

Qiniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn: (Icelandic Accent) Yes, we'll make Nirrea pay with his life.

Nico: We sure will. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer of the Elemental HEROS of Fire are you meeting on your rescue tomorrow?

Lincoln: The next Gene-Slammer of the Elemental HEROS of Fire is the Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Blazeman.

Caitlin Ashleigh: Awesome, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Elemental HERO Blazeman, Catherine MacKenzie.

Lincoln: And she, like Caitlin, has a similar story like hers, one of how she rose to become the owner of an amazing multi-billion dollar national chain while dealing with bad parents who rose to the top of the corporate world through the stealing of the intellectual property of other companies and criminal siblings who want to ruin her life, but in the end, both the bad parents and criminal siblings get their comeuppance and sent either to federal prison and boarding school in Russia.

Nico: Whoa. So, the Elemental HERO Gene-Slammers are young CEOs of multi-billion dollar national businesses and corporations and brought down their bad parents for their crimes in the corporate world along with their criminal siblings.

Me: And Lincoln has them as his Guardian Angels, and if they see someone trying to hurt Lincoln and if they're in the workforce, just one move from these powerful girls, and they'll never be able to find a job in the workforce or the industry again because they'll also tell them of their crimes.

Yenaldooshi: NOW Dai Shi is gone for good.

Sportsmaster: Good riddance to that overgrown monster!

Nico: Thank goodness.

Count Vertigo: And now, the Jungle Fury Monsters will follow Whiger

Me: Yep.

Scorpion: Let's celebrate at Jungle Karma Pizza!

Qin: Good idea.

Pied Piper: I hope you guys ordered lots of pizza for us!

Me: Oh we did.

Casey Rhodes: That was so awesome and fun!

Qin: Epic!

Nico: It sure was. Great job today everyone! But Starlight deserves most of the credit. She did amazingly well against Rae and did great battling Dai Shi.

Starlight Glimmer: Thanks Nico. This was so awesome!

Rainbow Dash: You were really awesome Starlight.

Lincoln: I agree there.

Lincoln and Starlight Glimmer then kissed and it was awesome.

Casey Rhodes: (To the viewers) This was an awesome way to destroy our enemy Dai Shi. I have a feeling the next adventure will be good.

Nico: Me too.

We went back to Jungle Karma Pizza and got lots of pizzas and they were tasty. We then went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

And Another of the Power Rangers enemies destroyed. Good riddance.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Plastique, Evil Magma Man, Bob Ulk, SHS Baron Mordo, Taffy Gang, and Sarawareteiru of the Fairy and Shope, Erasa, Melanie Romanova, Adrien Gecko, Doppel And Amy Wong and we're going to battle Mangler McWolf and we're going to unleash comedy gag galore on him and really be funny here. Also we're going to battle Another Embryo Princess as well as Another Plastique. And we're going to meet 2 gene-slammers for Gastrodon and they are Xenia and Xina Tamarlin and they are Nico's friends from science.

The next match-up in The War Against The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah is Qiniya Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn, Gene-Slammer of Cold Sleeper and Nico VS Nirrea

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to New Mexico, and we just got bad news: Catherine Ashleigh's thieving brother and sister, Laura and Jake, escaped from the boarding school they were sent to in Russia, and they're out for revenge on her. Well, if they want to play rough with us, then, they're going to regret it, and they're getting a one-way ticket to prison. And we're going to meet the next Elemental HERO Gene-Slammer, this time, it's Catherine MacKenzie, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Blazeman,, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Cooking, but she's also a successful CEO of a massive international multi-billion dollar chain of pizza shops not only all over Michigan and Royal Woods, but there's many pf her pizza stores all over in every country in The United States and all over the world. But, her family aren't like her at all in terms of personality, where as she likes to help out others in need, her parents are the opposite: her parents built a business empire, but their empire was built on the theft of intellectual property from the other companies that were forced out of business, and her brother, Ryan, is a thief who stole merchandise and money from stores and got away with it, and he hated Catherine so much, he wanted to ruin her life. But, try as he might, Catherine succeeded and she became the owner of a pizza restaurant in Royal Woods after the previous owner retired and gave ownership to her for all her hard work and her talent in making a really delicious pizza, and her loser brother would get his comeuppance: because when Ryan threatened to make sure no one would come here again and make her lose a lot of business and go bankrupt and he also got caught stealing money from her pizza shop, Catherine snapped her fingers, and he was seized by the guards, who slashed his bag and when all the money he stole from the pizza restaurant came out, Catherine called the cops and pressed charges on him, and thanks to the CCTV footage of Ryan stealing from the restaurant was given to the cops, Ryan was convicted in court and he went to jail. He went absolutely ballistic and threatened to end her, but Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels also showed up and they threatened if he ever tried to go after her and end her, they would give him the worst beating of his life. Then, after Ryan was put in jail, Catherine went after her parents and pressed charges on them for their crimes, and thanks to her lawyers and their law firm, along with evidence provided by Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels, her parents' business went bankrupt and it crumbled now that everyone knew they stole the intellectual property of other businesses, and they got sent to separate federal prisons.

Puffy Fluffy is back for revenge and we're going to help SpongeBob and Gary destroy him and all those repulsive Nudibranches all over the place and we're going to make sure the never terrorize Gary, SpongeBob or anyone again. But we're going to have a very serious and stern talk with SpongeBob about Puffy Fluffy and how he let his oblivious nature get the better of him.

See you next time.