THE RIDONCULOUS RACE IS ON
Part 1: Thailand 🇹🇭
Flying through the voids of space was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Faiz Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Along with Marluxia, Neopolitan, Kron, Soil Monster, Minotarumon and Saber Shadow along with Layla Williams, Nathalie Sancoeur, Lillymon, Dark Spore Kids, Monarus And Oberus and we were heading to an amazing and awesome new planet.
Me: I wonder what this food planet will be like this time?
Qin: Boy who knows. This is gonna be so awesome.
Lola: Yeah it sure will be.
Camie: I'm really excited to see what this planet will be like.
Layla Williams: We all are and it's going to be so awesome.
Eli: It sure will be.
Nico: Layla, I want to thank you, Marluxia, and your teams for coming.
Layla Williams: No problem Nico. It's going to be awesome helping you guys out.
Nathalie: It sure will be awesome.
Lillymon: This will be awesome and really cool.
Nico: You got that right.
Qin: Yeah!
Nico: Nathalie, do you see yourself as a second mom to Adrien?
Nathalie: I sure do. I just can't believe he went through so much because of Gabriel. He wanted his mother back.
Me: At least he helped Marinette. But it's hard to imagine that he didn't know that his own father was doing all that stuff behind his back.
Qin: No kidding and all because he was trying to bring Adrien's mother back.
Lily: Thank goodness I saved her for Adrien.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nathalie: (sighs) Once upon a time, I had feelings for Gabriel. But now, I'll just have to keep searching for someone else
Nico: There's still plenty of fish in the sea.
Qin: Yeah you'll find someone.
Xenia: Besides at least Emile and Gabriel are back together.
Camie: And Lily saved Gabriel from a really dark path.
Me: Yeah she sure did.
Sakura Knudson: I'm really proud of Lily. Marinette told me what happened back then and she did a great deed.
Lily: Guys stop. Don't give me a swollen head.
Xenia: Sorry.
Me: Boy Cassidy did great on her mission.
Takumi: I can't thank you guys enough.
Me: It was our pleasure Takumi.
Nico: That was so awesome.
Qin: Yeah it sure was.
Takumi: Now all the Orphnachs are gone and the world will no longer be replaced by their kind.
Me: Some of them are in the Masters of Evil though. And the Crane Orphnach is an ally too.
Xenia: That's true.
Me: Smart Lady is also in the M.O.E. too.
Xenia: Yeah she sure is.
Camie: I love her outfit too.
Nico: She did have a really awesome outfit. We just have the Agito Team to meet and then we'll have officially covered all the Riders from 2000 to 2022.
Me: Yep. Darn shame the Agito team didn't help us during the 20 Days of Darkness.
Eli: I know.
Me: Oh the Geats team is still in progress so that one is on hold till later.
Nico: True.
Me: Just goes to show that not even the Orphnachs are a match for the most powerful force in the entire universe.
Varie: That is for sure.
Me: Yeah. Takumi for what it's worth, I'm glad we wiped out the Orphnachs and helped you and your team out.
Takumi: That was so awesome. We owe you guys big time.
Nico: It was our pleasure.
Camie: That was still so awesome.
Me: Yep.
Takumi: I saw you guys and a massive army of Power Rangers taking on 3 guys in red, pink and grey suits.
Me: That was us with the Donbrothers. We were closing out Lyra's final mission with a bang.
Nico: That was so much fun.
Maria: Long story short, those guys sent Hitotsukis after us
Me: They sure did. But it's still an awesome fun challenge for all of us.
Qin: It sure is.
Nico: Yeah!
Camie: I love it.
Nico: And you nearly slashed our throats open as a the Wolf Orphnach.
Takumi: I know. Sorry about that.
Nico: No worries. But at least we freed you of that.
Xenia: Thank goodness.
Lola: Yeah that was brutal.
Me: No kidding.
Maria: We're here.
We arrived at the planet and it looked like a golden yellow world.
Xenia: Wow this planet looks like a desert world from up here.
Nico: Maybe that's what it is.
Me: Lets find out.
We went down to the planet and we landed and we saw that it was a CHEESE SWAMP PLANET!
Me: Whoa it's a Cheese Swamp World!
Eli: (Sniffs) Yummy! It's a world of cheddar and brie cheese!
Nico: (Drools) Oh boy!
Me: Cheesy!
Nico: CHEESE!
Nico jumped into a pile of cheddar cheese and ate it all!
Qin: Nico loves his cheese!
Sakura Knudson: Boy this is amazing that there is a planet made of cheese!
Xenia: No kidding!
Maria: Save some for us!
Me: There's plenty for everyone.
We got to eating some cheese sauce, cheese wheels, cheese everywhere.
Lola: Boy this is an awesome world!
Qin: Boy it sure is.
Nico: (In heaven) So delicious.
May: Honey, don't be greedy!
Nico was eating cheese all over!
Nico: I can't help it May. So tasty! (Eating Cheese)
Nico then stopped.
Nico: That's enough for now
LOUD BELCH!
Nico: Oops sorry.
Qin: That was funny.
Me; It sure was.
Nico: Eli, sense for Swartz's creations
Eli concentrated.
Eli: Found 2 of them. Another Slime Princess and Another Marluxia.
Qin: This one is gonna be nature powered.
Lola: It sure will.
Camie: This is gonna be fun.
Nico: Who's up first?
Sunny Starscout: I will be first.
Nico: Cool!
Qin: This will be awesome and cool.
Xenia: It sure will.
Camie: Yep.
Nico: There she is!
Me: Where!?
But then…
KRASPLAT!
Nico got hit by a stream of slime and he was covered in slime.
Me: Oh sick!
Qn: Gross.
Nico: Yuck. Okay who is the Wiseass!?
Nico: I think she is!
We saw a dark version of Slime Princess! It was ANOTHER SLIME PRINCESS!
Me: This one is slimy! No pun intended.
Nico: Wanna tell us who you are?
Another Slime Prncess: (Australian Accent) Sorry about that mates. Couldn't resist a good joke.
Nico: Rozichi McArthur!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with neon green hair and green clothes and had green butterfly wings.
Rozichi McArthur: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Same here. And you must be the Bug Regi Gene-slammer.
Rozichi McArthur: That's right mate. I'm for the Bug Type Regi called Regibug.
She turned into REGIBUG!
Nico: Whoa!
Me: That one is a Pokemon that Misty wouldn't like if she was still afraid of bugs.
Qn: Yeah.
Sunny Starscout: I'll face you.
Rozichi: Okay then mate.
Me: By the way is the Another Marluxia friendly or hostile?
Rozichi: Friendly and she really loves nature. You might know this one.
Me: I have a feeling I will.
Sunny Starscout: Let's do this!
She had her wings spread and Rozichi turned into Another Slime Princess and Sunny fired waves of magic and it hit her and smashed her down and I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Bug Princess and the Kingdom of Slime.
Me: Awesome.
I brought her over.
Me: Well done Sunny!
Sunny Starscout: Thanks J.D.
Maria: Time for some backup.
She got out the M.O.E. Cannon.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) BLACK KNIGHT ECLIPSE 6!
She summoned Black Knight Ghost, Yost Molten Man, Gordo the Gruesome, Universe 666 Ronan the Accuser, Ruby Knight and Chameleons along with Black Knight of Merlin, Knightmon, Crusadermon, Dynasmon, and Evil Knight Man.
Me: Oh yeah!
Maria: And now, we wait.
Me: It won't be long.
Lola: Nope.
Nico: Is that her?
We saw a field of flowers appear and then out of a huge flower that bloomed open came a dark version of Marluxia! It was ANOTHER MARLUXIA!
Me: Fragrantly beautiful.
Nico: Boy I'll say.
Another Marluxia: (In a grls voice) I thought that was a cool entrance too.
Me: Gabriella Donsburg!
She reverted back and was a girl with neon pink hair and had green clothes and rose petal angel wings and on her arm was a red rose tattoo and she had her own version of Marluxia's scythe.
Gabriella Donsburg: Good to see you again J.D.
Me: Same to you. Gabriella is an awesome nature master and has awesome flower powers and plant powers. She can grow any kind of plant there is.
Marluxia: That is amazing. Just like me too.
Gabriella Donsburg: That's right.
Kaito: (Gets out Denziman gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Battle Fever gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Denzi Sword and Zocks got a Battle Fever Sword.
Gabriella Donsburg: Just to be a gardener. But I knew he was lying. So I accepted his offer and then ran out of there after tying him up in rose thorns. I found out that he was allergic to roses.
Marluxia: (LAUGHS) That is very coincidental. I was the traitor of Organization XIII and you double crossed Swartz like I was going to with Xenmas.
Qin: That is totally coincidental.
Me: That's why they call Marluxia the Starscream of Organization XIII.
Gabriella Donsburg: That's right.
Me: Yeah. Sorry we have to fight like this.
Gabriella Donsburg: No worries.
She turned into Another Marluxia.
Sougo: (gets out Denziman Ridewatch) You weren't the only one.
Geiz: (gets out Battle Fever Ridewatch) Gamou tried to pull a fast one on Swartz too.
Sougo got DenziRedArmor while Geiz got BattleJapanArmor.
Another Marluxia: I see.
Me: Yeah but he anticipated it.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: (gets out Marluxia's Ridewatch) Time for flower power!
He activated it and got Marluxia's scythe and fired blades of flowers from it and smashed him down.
Nico: Time for Ice Cream power.
He activated Neopolitan's ridewatch and fired waves of ice cream and drenched her.
May: Time for this rotten to the core dinosaur to strike.
She activated Kron's ridewatch and fired waves of energy and smashed her down
May: Here's some soil with that.
She activated Soil Monster's ridewatch and fired waves of dirt and smashed her down.
Maria: Time for this one. (ACTIVATES MNOTARUMON'S RIDEWATCH) (Echoing) DARKSIDE QUAKE!
She punched the ground and smashed Another Marluxia down in a huge quake.
Maria: Now this. (ACTIVATES SABER SHADOW'S RIDEWATCH)
She got a cool sword and slashed her all over!
Nathalie: This will be good. (ACTIVATES NEOPOLITAN'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and smashed her all over!
Nico: Yeah!
Then Deadwood, Emil Eagle, GLADOS, Cobra, D.J. Stylbator and Dark Spyro (OTR) came.
Nico: Nice team Deadwood!
Deadwood: Thanks Nico.
Deadwood: I hope you know that after this rescue, there's only a few hours before we leave for the Ridonculous Race.
Nico: I know that.
Deadwood: Okay good. Just wanted to be sure.
Me: Yeah.
Then a Munchlax appeared.
Me: Hey a Munchlax.
Maria: Aww so cute.
May: I was just about to say that.
Munchlax: (BURPS) (In a girls voice) So much awesome cheese.
Qin: Candace Grover! Wow!
Nico: You were right on Qin.
Munchlax reverted back and she was a girl that had dark green hair and green clothes and had a huge appetite.
Candace Grover: (BURPS) I got this.
She fired waves of energy and smashed down Another Marluxia and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and I brought Gabriella over.
Candace Grover: That was great. (BURPS)
Marluxia: How much food did you eat before coming here?
Candace Grover: (BURPS) 3 pounds of burritos from Taco Bell and I'm still hungry.
Me: Boy you have one of the most amazing appetites I've ever seen.
Qin: Candace has an appetite as big as Mount Everest.
Me: Wow!
Nathalie: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Candace Grover: (BURPS) When me and Nico had an awesome eating contest at a pizza restaurant. We ate 5 whole pizzas.
Nico: And we both won.
Me: Jumping PB&J! That is a lot of food.
Camie: Yeah no kidding!
Nico and Candace hugged and she burped as he hugged.
Nico: Oops. Sorry. I've really missed you.
Candace Grover: (BURPS) Me too Nico. Me too.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Jaden, Alexis, and Kara are heading to Battle Creek, Michigan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the ten girls here, but we got word that Audrey Castellanos' heartless ex-brother and destructive thug, Noah, has broken out of prison, and he intends to get revenge on her for throwing him and his thugs in jail. But, he won't be getting any sort of chance to do so, because Lincoln's going to fulfill the threat that he'd made years ago and kill Noah and his thugs and send them to Hell for good.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Battle Creek, Michigan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the ten girls here, but we got something you're not going to like hearing, Audrey Castellano, your heartless ex-brother and destructive thug, Noah, has broken out of prison, and he intends to get revenge on you for throwing him and his thugs in jail.
Audrey Castellanos: (Gasps) That heartless bastard, I should've known he'd break out one day, but I'm not going to let him get away with this any longer.
Lincoln: He won't be getting any sort of chance to do so, because I'm going to fulfill the threat that I made years ago and kill Noah and his thugs and send them to Hell for good.
Nico: And I wouldn't be surprised if his remaining thugs on the outside busted him and the other gang of thugs out of prison to do it.
Lincoln: I think you just hit the nail on the head, Nico. Just like with Jude, Noah still had thugs on the outside, they had avoided capture and hid in the shadows, and in the case if he got caught, they would be able to head to the prison and free him and the other imprisoned thugs. We've already got a huge battle ahead of us because today is the day of The Ridonculous Race and of course, Damian Constantine has escaped from Hell thanks to the curse wearing off, and we don't need Noah and his thugs running loose trying to cause more trouble, so we're getting rid of them for good, and I want to thank your team for joining us, Laney.
Laney: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Selene Arcangela: This is going to be awesome. But first, I need to do this to help you, Lincoln.
Suddenly, Selene Arcangela drew the Kanji for Cleanse 清 on Lincoln's shoulder, and suddenly, the rainbow iris of Lincoln's Third Eye turned dark purple and fired out a dark purple dark blob, and it took the shape of the pit-stained asshole, Scott.
Lincoln: W-what is that?!
Me: What in the Nine Fucking Levels of Hell!?
Selene Arcangela: The manifestation of all that stress you've had to deal with ever since that Team Buhktu bullshit, and it's taken on the form of the asshole who started this: Scott. Now, in order to finally put an end to that for good, you need to destroy it, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Okay.
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast and destroyed that dark manifestation and sent it straight to The Black Gates forever, thus Scott is now permanently a forgotten memory.
Selene Arcangela: How do you feel now, Lincoln?
Suddenly, Lincoln ran up to Selene Arcangela, and he hugged her tightly and he didn't let go, and Selene also hugged him, and he kissed her on the lips and she kissed him back.
Lincoln: Thank you, Selene.
Nico: That was one powerful purification, now Lincoln's truly freed from the scars caused by that dirt-chewing pit-stained asshole, Scott, awesome.
Me: You said it. Now, to take care of Noah's thugs, and finally, Noah himself.
Lincoln: Right.
Suddenly, we saw a small army of Jude's thugs heading right for us and they were so out for blood, and Lincoln fired a dark purple energy wave with one swing of his massive greatsword, and it hits the small army of Jude's thugs, and then, we saw that all their souls were extracted from their bodies and Lincoln's massive greatsword absorbed them, and their bodies exploded into dust.
Lincoln: When Celine was Gene-Slammed into Soul Absorbing Bone Tower, she also reigned in its powers, along with gaining The Moon Scythe of Chang'e, along with amazing powers over the stars, moon and the night.
We continued on, and we've been encountering more and more armies of Noah's thugs, and just like with the first bunch of thugs, Lincoln fired dark purple energy waves from swings of his massive greatsword, and when the energy waves hit the armies of thugs, their souls were suddenly extracted from their bodies and Lincoln's massive greatsword absorbed them, and their bodies exploded into dust, and he absorbed the energy from the souls along with their life-force.
Lincoln: That's about it for Noah's thugs, now all that's left is to get after Noah himself.
Suddenly, we saw Elemental HERO Nova Master appear before us, and with it are the ten girls.
Nico: Whoa, so that's Elemental HERO Nova Master.
Jaden: Another one of my Elemental HEROs that I've used in my duels.
Elemental HERO Nova Master: (Girl's voice) Oh, sorry about the scare, but I got the girls away from that asshole thug, Noah, and pissed him off big time.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Isabela Balenciaga, I knew it was you.
?: (SUPER PISSED OFF ENRAGED VOICE) AUDREY!
We then saw our target, Noah Castellanos, a male with brown hair, brown eyes glaring with extremely nasty hatred, and he's dressed in an orange prison jumpsuit.
Lincoln: Noah, I knew you'd break out one day, and now, I'm going to see to it that you die here and now!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, search Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental search Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Laney's team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Noah, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln grabbed Noah by the neck with his large left hand and he lifted him up off the ground, and he choke-slammed him hard into the ground so hard, he left a crater and then, Lincoln sent him flying into the air and he fired a black Death Beam which hits Noah in his black heart and he explodes in a black fireball, and his spirit was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Go to Hell, Noah, and this time, stay gone for good. (To Isabella Balenciaga) And it's so good to see you again, Isabella Balenciaga.
Isabella Balenciaga reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long crimson red hair, red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings, she's dressed in a crimson red coat, white short-sleeved blouse with necklace with red jewel, crimson red skirt, crimson red pants, crimson red high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, white bridal gloves and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with fire, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Elemental HERO Nova Master, and holstered on her back is a massive Elemental HERO Inferno-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Elemental HERO Nova Master etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large crimson red phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.
Isabella Balenciaga: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Isabella Balenciaga and he hugged her, and Isabella Balenciaga is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Isabella Balenciaga: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal, and, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico. This is Isabella Balenciaga, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Nova Master, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in English, but she's also a successful CEO of a massive international multi-billion dollar chain of restaurants not only all over Michigan and Royal Woods, but in every country in The United States and all over the world. But, her family aren't like her at all in terms of personality, where as she likes to help out others in need, her mom and dad are the opposite: her parents built a business empire, and they also had very shady dealings with very unsavory characters like crime lords, mafia bosses, drug gangs, you name it.
Me: So, they'd also gotten into Organized Crime when they started their business, that's low!
Nico: And if I had to guess, their business also dealt in extorting people along with issuing mob hits on people they don't like, right?
Lincoln: You got it, and her older brother, Nathaniel, is a sadistic heartless thug who enjoys causing total destruction, and he and his gang of thugs have caused total destruction to other businesses on the orders of his criminal parents and he's been put in jail many times over only to get busted out by the parents, and he also hated Isabella so much, he wanted to ruin her life, destroy her business, and kill her. But, try as he might, Isabella had succeeded and she'd become the owner of a restaurant in Royal Woods after the previous owner retired and gave ownership to her for all her hard work and leadership skills, and her heartless thug of a brother would get his comeuppance: because when she found out Nathaniel had been freed from jail again by her parents and he planned to destroy her business and kill her and the workers and the patrons there and she found out it was also on the orders of her corrupt mom and dad, Isabella snapped her fingers, and he and his gang of destructive thugs were seized by the guards, and then, Isabella called the cops and pressed charges on him, and thanks to the CCTV footage of Nathaniel's destructive plot was given to the cops, Nathaniel was arrested and convicted in court for his crimes, and he was sent away for good. Nathaniel went absolutely ballistic and threatened to kill her when he escaped from prison, but we also showed up and they threatened if he ever tried to go after her, we would make sure to kill Nathaniel in the most gruesome way imaginable, and the same goes for his thugs.
Nico: Just like what you did when you threatened those thugs, Jude and Noah, awesome.
Lincoln: Thanks, then, after Nathaniel was sent back to prison and this time for good along with his gang of thugs, Isabella went after her mom and dad and pressed charges on them for their crimes, and thanks to her lawyers and their law firm, along with evidence provided by us to the prosecution, her parents' business went bankrupt and it crumbled now that everyone knew they had shady dealings with many crime lords, mafia bosses, and drug gangs, and that they're the one who'd sent Noah and his gang of thugs to destroy many other businesses in their path, and they're involved in organized crime, and she was also there to see both her mom and dad getting the punishment they deserved: sentenced to spend the rest of their lives in separate federal prisons, and she along with all of us attended their sentencings to separate federal prisons, and they made sure that Nathaniel was watching it, and it made him seethe with so much insane anger.
Lori: Lincoln made absolutely sure that Nathaniel saw everything during his parents' execution, and he was really serious about his threat: if he ever saw Nathaniel's worthless hide again, he was going to kill him.
Luna: And he's very serious about it, just like we just saw what he did to Jude and Noah.
Isabella Balenciaga: You got that right. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something I also want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right, Isabella?
Isabella Balenciaga: How'd you guess what I was about to ask?
Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.
Isabella Balenciaga: Ooh, I knew it was a matter of time before you'd start marking your future wives.
Lincoln went up to Isabella Balenciaga, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Isabella Balenciaga: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Isabella Balenciaga's neck with crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts and crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Isabella Balenciaga: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Isabella Balenciaga.
Isabella Balenciaga had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the ten girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The ten girls are Ayase Iwamoto, Sae Chirakawa, Hinako Fujisawa, Tsukasa Mochizuki, Katsumi Arisuma, Yuri Minami, Koyuki Nishikujou, Marin Ichinose, Mutsuko Uehara and Nanase Iwamoto from Sweet Concert.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ayase Iwamoto, Sae Chirakawa, Hinako Fujisawa, Tsukasa Mochizuki, Katsumi Arisuma, Yuri Minami, Koyuki Nishikujou, Marin Ichinose, Mutsuko Uehara and Nanase Iwamoto from Sweet Concert.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Ayase Iwamoto: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Ayase Iwamoto and the other nine girls saw who it was that saved them from Noah, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted search Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, search Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers and toes, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.
Ayase Iwamoto: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made nine clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Ayase Iwamoto: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ayase Iwamoto, Sae Chirakawa, Hinako Fujisawa, Tsukasa Mochizuki, Katsumi Arisuma, Yuri Minami, Koyuki Nishikujou, Marin Ichinose, Mutsuko Uehara and Nanase Iwamoto with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Audrey Castellanos' heartless ex-brother and destructive thug, Noah, who'd broken out of prison thanks to some outside thugs he still had to get revenge on her for throwing him and his thugs in jail.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened with Lincoln destroying and absorbing all the souls of his thugs and drained them of their energy, and finally, all of us pulverizing that asshole into the dirt and finally Lincoln finishing Noah off with a choke-slam into the dirt, sending him flying into the air, and firing a black Death Beam into his black heart, and he'd exploded and was sent to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln and Isabella Balenciaga have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Whoa, now that was really brutal, and Lincoln, you've now been truly purified of the last bit of psychological trauma caused by that asshole, Scott, awesome!
Lincoln: Selene saved me from that last bit of psychological trauma Scott caused, and now, I'm ready for The Ridonculous Race later on today, and Noah didn't stand a chance nor his thugs.
Audrey Castellanos: You got that right, plus, I wouldn't mind leaving a few lipstick marks on you right now as a reward for what you did in getting rid of that thug.
Suddenly, Audrey Castellanos pounced on Lincoln and she kissed Lincoln all over the place, and when she was done, Lincoln had red lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs, and he had steam whistling out of his ears and a look on his face telling him he was in Heaven, and he got back up.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) Wow!
We snickered.
Nico: Looks like someone really enjoyed that reward.
May: He deserved it alright, for getting rid of her heartless ex-older brother along with his gang of thugs, and I didn't expect him to have a massive army of them.
Audrey Castellanos: Noah always had friends who were on the wrong side of the law like him, and many of them were also involved in organized crime and in a lot of gangland crime. But, now I can finally be free and not have to worry about their worthless hides any longer.
Qin: They deserved every bit of pain from Lincoln for their crimes, Audrey.
Maria: You said it.
After killing Noah Castellanos and his massive armies of thugs, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Isabella Balenciaga saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Isabella Balenciaga: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Isabella, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Isabella Balenciaga: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Isabella Balenciaga: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Isabella, other than the story of how you brought down your heartless parents' business empire and sent your heartless thug of an ex-older brother, Nathaniel, and his gang to prison where he rightfully belongs, what other memories did you have with Lincoln?
Isabella Balenciaga: I knew you were going to ask that. One day, I was with Lincoln at our gym and we were doing some swordfighting with our angelic greatswords, and all of the other Guardian Angels were with us. But, our training was rudely interrupted by a loud scream of rage, and Lincoln and I knew who that was: Lisa, and sure enough, the doors burst open, and we saw her snarling at us and she had murder in her eyes. Then, she charged right at us, but we were ready for her, we pummeled her badly and Caitlin, Catherine, Melanie, Monica, Audrey, and I fired blasts of red fire at her and sent her flying into a wall, and Lincoln fired waves of light from his angelic greatsword, and they hit Lisa and sent her flying into another wall and knocked her out, and he fired red energy ropes from his massive angel wings and tied that control freak witch up. Then, we dragged her back to The Loud House before Luna showed up, and after we told everyone what Lisa tried to do to us, she got grounded again for sixteen weeks and she was put in a makeshift cage. Lisa banged on the bars and screamed out revenge on us and wanting our heads on a pike, but Lily hit the makeshift cage with a mallet and told her to shut up, inmate.
Nico: Uh oh, Lisa got angry again at Lincoln, and he wasn't even at The Loud House at that time.
Selene Arcangela: That's right, and Lisa hated Lincoln for every single time that we ruined her rotten and heartless experiments, and Lily looked so cute in that prison warden outfit Leni made for her.
Lincoln: Yep, and we named her the warden whenever we throw Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan into the makeshift cages after they get grounded, and she always uses a mallet to keep them quiet.
Luna: (Snickers) Yeah, mess with Warden Lily, and she's bringing down the hammer on their heads.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Chigusa, Ramona, Pietra, and Tierra are heading to Kaimana Beach in Honolulu, Hawaii.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Chigusa, Ramona, Pietra, and Tierra were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Chigusa, Ramona, Pietra, and Tierra had feelings for Lincoln, and he had the very same feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant.
Chigusa: Wow, so this is Kaimana Beach, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: I've never been to Kaimana Beach before, Chigusa, but now that I see it, it's really beautiful, and it's also perfect for our first date before The Ridonculous Race today. Shall we?
Lincoln, Chigusa, Ramona, Pietra, and Tierra dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Chigusa, Ramona, Pietra, and Tierra got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Chigusa, Ramona, Pietra, and Tierra, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Chigusa, Ramona, Pietra, and Tierra placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Kaimana Beach, eh, Linky?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Chigusa, Ramona, Pietra, and Tierra with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Chigusa, Ramona, Pietra, and Tierra are now part of your harem.
Me: Now, that's really awesome.
Suddenly, we got a message on our phones: and it said this, "Damian Constantine's finally escaped from Hell, and he's now extremely pissed off beyond imagination, and he really wants your heads for ruining his plans to kill you all before The Ridonculous Race. But, you guys are now more than ready to destroy him for good. Plus, I'm coming over to meet you all."
Nico: Whoa, so our mysterious friend is finally coming here to meet us.
Lincoln: He's been biding his time until he can finally meet us, but he's really been patient so far.
Me: He sure has.
Suddenly, we heard Damian Constantine's demonic roar, and we knew he was now beyond pissed off.
Lincoln: (Smirks) Seems like Damian's really pissed off now because of what I did to him. But, there's no need to worry, his time will come and he will pay for everything he's done.
We were getting ready for the Ridonculous Race.
Me: This is gonna be so awesome!
Qin: Yeah!
Rarity: Darlings, before we head to the Ridonculous Race, I want to pick up some stuff.
Me: Okay then.
Nico: Lets head to the grocery stores..
Me: Better do so just in case Rarity needs ice cream.
Nico: Yeah. We better stock up. Lets head down
We went to the city.
We were walking to the store.
A man came up to Rarity.
Sakaki: Excuse me. But you have very beautiful hair.
Rarity: Not as long as yours, darling.
Me: (In my head) Wait a second. He looks very familiar.
Sakaki: I was hoping that maybe I could sketch you.
Rarity: I'll have to pass, darling.
Venus Chan: Yeah. We're on a tight schedule and-
Sakaki: (gets closer to Rarity) You know what? I don't think I can take no for an answer now.
Juru: (pushes him back) Hey! She said no!
Me: Hey hey hey hey hey calm down. (In my head) Wait a second. I remember this guy, That's Sakaki! I remember he is a great sketch artist.
Nico: I got a bad feeling about this.
Me: May I see some of your sketches please?
Sakaki: Sure.
He showed me his sketchpad and they were really good sketches. They were pictures of Twilight and friends minus Rarity all dressed in beautiful and amazing kimonos and they had their colors and all that.
Me: Wow! These are really beautiful.
Fluttershy: Oh I look absolutely amazing in a kimono.
Sunset Shimmer: It's amazing that I would look this good in a Kimono.
Applejack: I look great.
Pinkie Pie: That is so amazing!
Twilight Sparkle: Same with me. That is so creative.
Rainbow Dash: I do look amazing in that.
Starlight Glimmer: That is so beautiful.
Me: Like true Japanese Princesses. Sakaki these are very creative.
Varie: You might have given the fashion brigade some new clothes for us.
We even saw Sweetie Belle as a Sailor Soldier.
Sweetie Belle: Hey I look awesome as a Sailor Soldier.
Sailor Moon: Wow you sure do Sweetie Belle.
Nico: I'll say.
Sakaki: I just need Rarity and it'll be perfectly done.
Rarity: Oh I'm glad you think that darling.
Sakaki: I'm sorry it has to come to this. See, something's gotten into me recently and nearly a year ago. When I see a beautiful woman like you, my blood starts boiling in my veins. I feel the urge to sketch them, no matter what. Up until now, I've been able to control it. But it's getting stronger inside of me.
Juru: Maybe we can help you.
Sakiki: There's only one way you can help me. You can give me my model. NOW!
Me: Uh oh.
With that, he was surrounded by an energy circle with the Kiramager logo. Then, he turned into Mashinki from episode 8 of Donbrothers!
At Cafe Donbura, Haruka noticed that Sakaki is drawing a picture. Suspicious that he is drawing her without permission, she asks Kaito if she can ask him to stop, and he says it's ok. As Haruka asks him to stop it, she finds that he's actually drawing a picture of Kaito. Though, he quickly becomes frustrated, saying Kaito's not the "Ideal model" for him. Haruka offers him to try her, but he leaves after leaving money on his table.
Later, he wanders the streets alone, frantically searching for a model for his sketches. As his desire grows, the artist sees Miho walking home from work and his Hitotsuki begins to awaken…. He then kidnapped her and bound her in ropes so she can't escape. She wonders where she is as she gets up, only for Sakaki to demand she stops moving as she is his ideal model for his work. The shadow of the Hitotsuki fully forms into Mashinki and the artist bursts out in insane laughter. Miho becomes terrified as he laughs.
Miho is being sketched by Sakaki when she sees he has long hair. She manipulates his vanity by offering to give him a haircut as a service since she is a beautician and a soon to be famous artist should look his best for his adoring fans. The artist falls for it, though threatens to kill her if she tries anything. Miho cuts his hair and turns it into a makeshift rope to tie his hands behind his back and runs to escape.
However, Sakaki catches up to Miho, transforming into Mashinki as his desire to have her for his art reaches its final stage. Tsuyoshi changes into Kiji Brother in a furious rage, determined to make the man pay for hurting Miho.
An enraged Tsuyoshi fights Mashinki and the Anoni when the trio of Saru Brother, Oni Sister and Inu Brother teleport in. Sonoi arrives on his motorcycle just as the four Rangers begin fighting together and transforms, knocking Haruka to the ground with his bike earlier. Before he can even attack, Don Momotaro makes his usual bombastic entrance and stops Sonoi from harming Mashinki by dueling him. Don Momotaro Avatar Changes into Zyuoh Eagle and flies around in Instincts Awakened mode, blowing dust in Sonoi's face and switches to ToQ 1gou for a surprise strike, then into Patren 1gou and Lupin Red during the fight to keep up with Sonoi. Don Momotaro then Alter Changes, using the Ryusoulger Alter to become Don Ryusoul Momotaro Alter to drive Sonoi back.
Don Momotaro then tries to use the Don Blaster for a powered up finisher, but Tsuyoshi, still feeling bitter on Mashinki for hurting his wife, pushes Don Momotaro aside so he misses Mashinki. Taking this opportunity, Sonoi reappears and successfully imprisoned Mashinki with a slash of his sword. Then, Sakaki's soul suddenly appears in a dimensional space inside a cube, screaming in pain as it cracks and then shatters to Sakaki's ill fate.
After his imprisonment, Kaito is shocked to see the Kiramager Avataro Gear suddenly appear in the cafe.
Me: Mashinki! I knew it!
Qin: Oh man! The Kiramagers Hitotsuki!
Me: I remember this guy! He was pissed off because he couldn't find the perfect model for his art.
Nico: This is gonna be bedazzling and full of jewels!
Qin: Yep!
Me: Time for Kiramager power!
Qin: Yeah lets get him!
Me: And those kimonos would be perfect for the upcoming Japanese Cherry Blossom Festival here in the city coming soon.
Qin: Yeah they sure would.
Me: Lets get him!
Juru: Kiramai Change!
He turned into KIRAMAI RED!
Lyra: AVATAR CHANGE!
She turned into DON ALICORNIA!
Lyra: THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP EXISTS IN EVERYONE! DON ALICORNIA! ドンアリコルニア
Me: Time for some buttkicking action!
Sylvia Exetor: Lets see if he can withstand the Jewels of Light and Darkness.
Sweetie Belle: That is so cool that I was drawn as a Sailor Soldier. If I were a sailor soldier I would be for Rachel Lilly's home planet, Planet Lilly.
Rachel Lilly: I'm truly honored and flattered that you would think so Sweetie Belle.
Mashinki: I'm truly sorry. But right now, you have two options. Let me have my model. Or die!
Mashinki made the crystals on his body sparkle to blind us.
I used my shades.
Me: Dazzling and sparkling.
Nico: Wow that is prismatic.
Me: Yeah but two can play that!
I formed a diamond crystal sword!
Me: Diamonds are a girls best friend but to you they are your worst enemy!
Rarity: That they are darling!
I fired rainbow light from the sun from my sword and blasted him all over!
Lyra kicked him all over the place and smashed him into pulp!
Lyra jumped back as he fired rainbow lasers and she deflected them all and they hit the ground and formed beautiful crystal clusters that grew in seconds! They were of EVERY Color of the rainbow!
Cuprosklodowskite: Wow that is amazing!
Dioptase: Very magically dazzling!
Camie: Boy I'll say!
Mashinki: You know what? I think I need some new material then what I used the last time against those other guys.
Mashinki starts sketching on his sketchpad and got Monstones of different colors appear.
Me: Monstones! But not just Orange and Black but for every color under the rainbow!
Nico: This is interesting! The M.O.E. have orange and black but not every other color.
Me: Too bad we didn't see that on TV though.
Rigby: That doesn't look that bad.
Mashinki: That's just the start!
He sketched some more and made jewels of every color of the rainbow appear before making them fly at us.
Mordecai: YOU AND YOUR BIG MOUTH, RIGBY!
Eli used the Force and sent them flying back to Mashinki and then the jewels hit him and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Nico: WHOA! The jewels were bombs!
Qin: Deadly!
The Monstones came at us and I slashed then and they exploded into shards of crystal!
Nico: Wow!
Mashinki flew in the air but Juru jumped up at him.
Me and Rarity and Lyra followed and slashed and blasted him all over and I teleported and kicked him into the ground.
Me: Time for some crystal power! (ACTIVATES REX SHARD THE CRYSTAL COLOSSUS' RIDEWATCH)
I touched the ground and then NUMEROUS CRYSTAL CLUSTERS GREW in seconds and I had them blast him all over with focused beams of sunlight from them.
Nico: That was clever!
Me: I got an idea! You guys might want to hold on to your eardrums!
I flew into the air and went at Mach 5!
Nico: Uh oh! Brace yourselves guys!
I went in at 3,500 miles per hour and released a massive and powerful SONIC BOOM THAT SHATTERED ALL OF MASHINKI'S JEWELS INSTANTLY!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
He was down but not beaten! All his jewels were shattered!
Mashinki made a crystal glare to blind us.
But nothing happened.
Mashinki: What happened!?
Me: My sonic boom destroyed all your crystals.
I fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Guren: Time to fight Crystal with Crystal! CRYSTAL STYLE: DIVINE CROSSWAY!
She fired a massive stream of blue crystal and smashed him all over the place with them!
Me: Nice job Guren!
Rarity and me fired waves of jewels and smashed him all over!
Mashinki sketched more crystals on him to make a glare to blind us.
I had my shades on.
Mashinki: Much better. Now, for this!
He then sketched shining jewels to shoot them at us. He fired them and I grabbed all of them and threw them back and they blasted him all over with lasers!
Nico: WHOA! Nice one!
Me: I got an idea!
I pulled out a sketchpad.
Me: You aren't the only one that can use a sketchpad.
I drew a picture of a crystal coconut rifle and then like magic it appeared in my hands and I fired a powerful laser blast and blasted him all over!
Nico: That was awesome!
Juru: Insparklation!
Nico: YEAH!
Ben turned into Diamondhead!
Diamondhead: You're not the only one who can use crystals!
He formed huge crystal clusters and smashed him all over the place with them.
Ben then turned into Chromastone!
Chromastone: They are amazing though. LIGHTS ON!
He fired rainbow energy and blasted him down.
Deadpool: Man, that move was from Vilgax Attacks. Fuck, that was a good video game!e
Jamesdean5842: That WAS An AWESOME game.
Nico: Yep.
Me: I agree. Uhh Ape you're probably going to hate me for this.
I then pulled out a bananaquat!
Nico: Uh oh!
Qin: Not good!
Nico: BRACE YOURSELVES FOR BANANAQUAT INSANITY!
Ape: Oh I get what you're gonna do J.D.!
I took it and ate it and spat it on Mashinki's body and NUMEROUS BANANAQUATS GREW ON HIM!
Mashinki: What the!?
Me: Go wild Ape!
Mashinki: You wanna go, monkey boy. Come on! Let's see if you're just as good as that other blue monkey guy I fought before!
Ape: BANANAQUATS!
He went at Mashinki and pulverized the living shit out of him and ate all the bananaquats and smashed him all over.
Camie: What are those fruits?
Me: They are called Bananaquats. They are banana-like fruits that grow in Africa once every three years. They make Ape go crazy. They are as addictive as cocaine and heroin combined. And I'm not talking normal crazy. I'm talking go APESHIT OFF THE RAILS FUCKED UP PSYCHO FURY CRAZY!
Camie: Geez! They are that dangerous!?
Me: Oh yeah.
Mashinki pinned Ape to the ground but Ape was stronger and smashed him all over.
Me: He should know better than to mess with a gorilla that is going through Bananaquat Insanity. We had to learn that the hard way.
Nico: I remember. (SHUDDERS)
Laney: Me too. That was awful.
Xenia: No kidding.
Ape: Bananaquats!
Mashinki: (GROANS) Mommy.
Me: Okay Ape that's enough. (Snaps Fingers)
He was back to normal.
Ape: That was awesome though.
George: George thought that was great.
Nico: We did too.
Me: At least I didn't call HER!
Camie: Who is her?
Me: A Feral version of Ursula. She was a girl that was raised by wolves. She looked like a feral version of Magnolia and really hated George and loved making his life a nightmare.
George: George remember.
Magnolia: Yeah that was awful.
Lyra Heartstrings: No kidding.
Me: Lets finish this.
Maria: The Next Gene Slammer still has to come!
Then a Garchomp appeared!
Me: Whoa a Garchomp!
Nico: Cool!
Garchomp: (In a girls voice) Someone call for me?
Nico: Gabrielle Pick!
Qin: Cool! Crazy Fury Gabrielle! Awesome!
She reverted back and was a girl that had black hair and blue clothes and she was wearing Roller Skates.
Gabrielle Pick: Awesome to see you guys. I got this.
She skated and then kicked Mashinki all over and then lifted him up with incredible strength and threw him into the ground!
Me: WHOA! She is strong!
Nico: Yep.
Kelsey Winslow: Boy I like this girl! She is awesome!
Me: She sure is powerful too.
Nico: Reminds me of Stacy.
Stacy Bolton: Not just me but Kelsey too.
Nico: Yep.
Lyra: Time to finish him.
Juru: Lets do it!
Me: First add this.
I used the Gear for Jewel World for Zenkaigers and me, Rarity, Juru and Crystal Laney, Diamond Sam jumped and slashed Mashinki and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Mashinki was dead and I caught the Kiramager Gear!
Me: YEAH! Mashinki you have failed this city!
Lyra: All's Well that Ends Well!
Rarity: Rapture Darling that was grand.
Nico: That was a bedazzling battle!
Me: Yeah it was!
We helped Sakaki up.
Me: Sakaki I know you wanted to sketch Rarity.
Rarity: And I'm honored you want to do so but I will gladly let you sketch me.
Sakaki: Thank you. (GROANS)
We had him do so and later it turned out good. His sketch of Rarity was beautiful. She was in a jeweled Japanese Blue Kimono and it was amazing. He gave us copies of the sketches he made.
Crankcase: Good thing. Because you're about to teleport back.
Sakaki: I know. Sorry about that guys.
Me: It's okay.
I gave him a bag of money.
Me: You look like you need this too.
Sakaki: Thank you J.D.! Thank you.
He teleported back.
Me: He needed money to help start a better life. Poor guy.
Nico: Good idea.
Gabrielle Pick: That was awesome though.
Me: It sure was. Lets see what this does though.
I used the Kiramager gear and it turned my sword into a blade that was half light and rainbow crystal and half darkness and shadow jewels.
Me: Whoa! A Sword for Crystalia of Light and Yodonheim of Darkness.
Qin: Wow!
Me: The Twilight Jewel Sword of the Eclipse.
Nico: Good one.
Lyra: Yep. Gabrielle what's you're favorite memory of Nico?
Gabrielle Pick: My favorite is when me and Nico climbed the most dangerous cliff in all of the world.
Me: Wait you mean the Cliffs of Belial Ridge!? That's the most dangerous volcanic cliff region in the world!
Nicole: No kidding there! That's located in New Zealand and it is a horrible and crazy place! They call it the place where all people go to die! We call it the Mustafar of Earth.
Anakin: Scary place.
Me: Yeah!
Gabrielle Pick: That was a good place though and Crazy is MY Middle Name.
Kelsey Winslow: You and I have so much in common Gabrielle. Crazy is ALSO My middle name.
Nico: That is awesome.
Nico and Gabrielle hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Gabrielle Pick: Me too Nico. Me too.
Me: But that was an awesome battle with one of the Donbrothers monsters. Taro is going to love this one.
Qin: He sure will.
Gabrielle Pick: What do you guys want to do now?
Armada Hoist: It's not what we want to do. It's what we have to do.
Me: We are going to be in the Ridonculous Race today.
Gabrielle Pick: Oh wow! I heard that you guys start that today.
Me: Yep. Oh right lets head to the store like we were originally going to do.
We went to the store and got supplies and groceries for the race and more and then went back home.
Azula: Is everything all set?
Me: Yep. We're all set.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Oh Nico what teams do you have for today?
Nico: Oh I already did all the teams down. But I do have one for Fiona. It will have Fiona Hernandez, Dash Incredible, Quicksilver, Blade Skater, and Cierra Lowenstein., Uria - Lord of Searing Flames, Hiita the Fire Charmer, Fire Princess, Firebird and Fire Sorcerer will be extras.
Me: Infernal and cool.
Qin: Yep.
Then the previous group came.
BlackWarGreymon: Can me, Duskmon, Grumblemon, SkullMeramon, Mercurymon, Arbormon, Thundermon, Machinedramon, New Wave and Puppetmon go with you guys?
Heatstroke: Me, Bluto, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, Phantom Blot, Bushroot, Evil Jewel Man, Evil Aqua Man, Cyber Cat, Strikning, and Yani will come too.
Nico: Yes you all can come with too.
Qin: This is gonna be fun.
Lola: Yep. Nico which Gene-slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Lucario, Hippowdon and Drapion next.
Me: Ohh! Lucario is gonna be a good one.
Qin: Yeah!
Murray: I would love to meet the Hippowdon gene-slammer.
Beast Wars Scorponok: The Drapion Gene-slammer looks awesome too.
Nico: Yep.
Power Girl: Well, this is it. We'll be leaving here for a few weeks.
Nico: It's only till March 31st.
Me: We're going to be gone for 12 days.
Nico: Yeah. Lets head out.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Trreasx, another member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Trreasx of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah on the move?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans.
Nico: Just as we expected, but you and Abigail are more than ready for Trreasx, right, Lincoln?
Abigail Davis: We sure are, and just like what happened, he's going to transform by drinking that potion with 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, so Lincoln will separate him King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form from his real form and absorb the King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form while we destroy Balass and give him The Black Gates.
Lincoln: You said it, and today's the day of The Ridonculous Race, and now that I'm truly free from the last psychological scar caused by Scott, nothing's going to derail me ever again!
Nico: That's the fiery spirit I wanted to see. Alright, gang, it's time to deploy our Flying Fortress and get a move on.
Lincoln: Time for The Ridonculous Race, and once we get done with the first challenge, you better be ready to die, Trreasx.
Abigail Davis: You better be ready to die, Trreasx, because you're about to face the true wrath of Elemental HERO Flare Neos.
Nico: Lincoln, activate our Defense Grid and prepare The Flying Fortress.
Lincoln: On it.
Lincoln activated our Defense Grid and prepared The Flying Fortress for take-off.
Lincoln: And to make sure the jerks don't get the idea as well as other villains.
Lincoln made Blood Clones of all of us to watch over the city, and keep a very close eye on the jerks.
Me: Now, that's really a smart move, Lincoln. Why didn't I Think of that?
Nico: I agree, after all the times the jerks escaped, namely Flip and Icky Vicky, we need to really beef up the security system. But, with our Blood Clones watching over the city, along with keeping an eye on the jerks, along with our Defense Grid, no idiot's getting any smart ideas.
Me: The Defense Grid is on maximum.
Selene Emperyous: You do realize who you're talking about: the jerks who don't even have a single brain cell in their heads and are driven by revenge.
Lincoln: True, but we've got to watch them greatly, because we've seen just how dangerous they are.
Eli: Yeah, and we've really been pissing those jerks off greatly with our humiliations. Say, when April Fools Day comes, we should hold a special humiliation session on them.
Me: Great idea, bro!
Lincoln: You said it, this should be good. Alright, let's move out!
We headed into The Flying Fortress, and we took off: The Ridonculous Race was now on!
We were off to our first destination: BANGKOK, THAILAND 🇹🇭
The Flying Fortress was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Me: This is gonna be so awesome.
Duskmon: I hope everyone else will be okay while we're gone.
Phantom Blot: We can still have the Ambassador missions though.
Me: We sure can but don't worry about that. The Blood Clones that Lincoln made as well as the defense grid will protect everyone.
Xenia: That was smart thinking there though.
Lola: It sure is.
Francis: I got a feeling it's going to be more than those protecting the city.
Me: What makes you say that Francis?
Francis: Just a hunch.
Me: As long as the Blood Clones keep whoever it is in line.
Qin: Yeah.
Red Hood: They probably won't be like Albedo's former buddies. In fact, I get the feeling they'll be an antihero team. Like how I started out.
Bluto: You think they'll play nice with the Blood Clones?
Red Hood: Like I said, they probably won't be like the rest of Team Buktu. So they definitely won't be out to replace us.
Grumblemon: Just as long as they make sure the city is just as we left it.
Me: Hmm. Interesting. But cool.
Qin: Yeah an Antihero team will be good.
Xenia: I agree.
Princess Rose: I can't wait to see where we're headed first!
Me: Well Don said we're heading to Bangkok, Thailand first.
Mindy Chan: I love Thailand.
Qin: It's so awesome.
Rainbow Dash: The food is awesome!
Xenia: Yeah it sure is.
Mercurymon: When do we get there?
Evil Jewel Man: We're already here.
We arrived in Bangkok.
Me: Whoa, here's our first stop.
We arrived at our first stop: Thailand.
Nico: Wow, so our first stop is Thailand, it's been a long time since I was here.
Then, Don arrived.
Don: That's right, and are you guys ready for the first challenge?
Lincoln: We sure are!
?: The only thing you should be ready for is to die, along with mankind! (CACKLING DEMONICALLY AND OUT-OF-CONTROL)
We then saw a dark shadow mist rushing towards us, and it descended onto the ground, and we saw who it was: it was Damian Constantine, and man, he was now extremely pissed off to no end!
Nico: Great, I knew you'd be back, Damian Constantine.
Damian Constantine: I could've finally destroyed you all along with all of mankind, but you've ruined everything! I will kill every last one of you if it's the last thing I ever do! SLAVES, ATTACK!
Damian Constantine summoned the demonic versions of Raditz, Nappa, the evil version of Vegeta, his Majin self, Frieza, Zarbon, Dodoria, Captain Ginyu, Jeice, Burter, Recoome, Guldo, Dr. Gero, King Cold, Garlic Jr., and Cell to destroy us.
Buster Bunny: You just had to summon your constructs, didn't you, Damian?!
?: You just don't even know when to quit, do you?
Suddenly, blasts of darkness hit the demonic versions of Raditz, Nappa, the evil version of Vegeta, his Majin self, Frieza, Zarbon, Dodoria, Captain Ginyu, Jeice, Burter, Recoome, Guldo, Dr. Gero, King Cold, Garlic Jr., and Cell, and they were badly injured.
Nico: Whoa, Lucy, did you or the Goths of Darkness...?!
Lucy Loud: We didn't.
Then, a massive tornado of darkness appeared from out of nowhere, accompanied by a wailing of souls of the tormented who proceeded to attack the demonic versions of Raditz, Nappa, the evil version of Vegeta, his Majin self, Frieza, Zarbon, Dodoria, Captain Ginyu, Jeice, Burter, Recoome, Guldo, Dr. Gero, King Cold, Garlic Jr., and Cell, along with Damian Constantine, then as the tornado fades, we saw the figure emerge: a 21-year-old man with long midnight black hair going down to his neck, normal skin tone, red eyes, he was dressed in a long black coat, white dress shirt with red brooch, black pants, black knee-high boots, and in his right hand is his own version of Sima Zhao's weapon from Dynasty Warriors 7, Cloudburst, but his has a 7'0" massive and long curved blade and gold designs on the blade, large golden disc-shaped guard, longer red handle with gold designs on the bottom, and on the bottom is a red fur tassel.
Damian Constantine: (Super Enraged) YOU?!
Mysterious Male: That's right.
Me: Whoa, that was some awesome entrance and you really pissed them off even more.
Nico: I agree.
Mysterious Male: Don't thank me yet, and he's still got The Curse of Devil's Point on him.
Lincoln: Not for long.
Lincoln said The Lord's Prayer in Latin and fired a powerful beam of holy light, and it was heading for Devil's Point in Chicago. Then, it hit Devil's Point and the demon festering there let out a painful and agonizing roar as the light was purifying the place, and the demon was sent back to Hell as we saw it all through a one-way window Lincoln made. Suddenly, Damian Constantine fell to the ground, and he let out an agonizing scream as The Curse of Devil's Point was eventually purged out of him, and with it the curse's power.
Damian Constantine: You, what did you just do?!
Mysterious Male: Ended The Curse of Devil's Point, and with it, you can't be able to come back again from any fatal blow you've been dealt, which means one fatal blow will mean the end for you. Oh, and as for your demonic constructs, or should I say, the ones who fell under your forced control, your influence is already starting to fade.
Suddenly, the demonic versions of Raditz, Nappa, the evil version of Vegeta, his Majin self, Frieza, Zarbon, Dodoria, Captain Ginyu, Jeice, Burter, Recoome, Guldo, Dr. Gero, King Cold, Garlic Jr., and Cell began screaming in agony, and then, the demon horns shrank back into their heads, and the dark auras around them faded.
Buster Bunny: Wait a minute, so those aren't...?
Mysterious Male: Those aren't demonic constructs of Raditz, Nappa, the evil version of Vegeta, his Majin self, Frieza, Zarbon, Dodoria, Captain Ginyu, Jeice, Burter, Recoome, Guldo, Dr. Gero, King Cold, Garlic Jr., and Cell, they're the real ones brought from a different universe, but fell under the control of Damian, but thanks to Lincoln removing the curse, they've been brought back to normal. But, they are still going to die during the competition.
Damian Constantine: I will make you pay for this with your life!
Mysterious Male: You should know better than to threaten me, because I'm more than capable of killing you right where you stand, now that you don't have The Curse of Devil's Point anymore and Raditz, Nappa, the evil version of Vegeta, his Majin self, Frieza, Zarbon, Dodoria, Captain Ginyu, Jeice, Burter, Recoome, Guldo, Dr. Gero, King Cold, Garlic Jr., and Cell from a different Earth have been freed, you're in no position to threaten anyone.
Damian Constantine roared with extreme insanity and anger as he left in a tornado of darkness, and he was followed by Nappa, the evil version of Vegeta, his Majin self, Frieza, Zarbon, Dodoria, Captain Ginyu, Jeice, Burter, Recoome, Guldo, Dr. Gero, King Cold, Garlic Jr., and Cell, leaving Raditz to deal with us, who charged at us, but the stranger slashed at Raditz' right eye, kicked him hard in the stomach, blasted him with dark energy blasts, and punched him hard in the face, and that forced him to retreat.
Me: Whoa, now that was really badass!
Nico: No kidding, this guy's really tough. So, you're...?
Mysterious Male: Yes, I'm your mysterious friend from the shadows, the one who's been supporting you all from the shadows and the one who warned you all of the Werecats' return two years ago.
Lincoln: And by support, you were the one who was giving us those weapons in the treasure battles: the swords, staves, spellbooks, Hand-Cannon Blasters, Animal Familiars, blasters, revolvers, etc.?
Mysterious Male: Correct, now, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Sebastian Mendez, and what I said about myself is indeed true: I was the one responsible for supporting you all from the shadows. I was hoping to meet you all, but something held me back.
Me: Damian, right?
Sebastian Mendez: Correct, and I should tell you guys the whole story, and it'll match what Buster and the others told you. Damian Constantine..., he's my Dark Side.
We gasped in shock.
Lincoln: Whoa!
Me: We're in for quite a story.
Nico: Oh man, so Damian's your Dark Side, jeez.
Sebastian Mendez: He was really a major headache to deal with. But, there's more to the story about him than what Buster told you, but it's linked to Dustin Keystone's break-out years ago. I was taking a walk one day a few years ago, but then, someone tried to kill me and I dodged the attack, only to see that my attacker was Dustin Keystone, Lincoln's bully from years ago. He was absolutely out of his mind and he wanted to kill me. But, then, something very dark took hold of me, and I drove that monster away, and that dark presence let go of me, but I soon found out I had a Dark Side within me and it was born from Dustin's attempt on my life. I tried to keep it under control, but it wasn't that easy, and I had to keep him under control. But, then, a wave of rainbow energy hit me, and then, it caused my Dark Side to separate from me, and you saw him for yourself: he looked like me, but he had red eyes full of hatred. He was about to kill me, but then, I saw I had powers of darkness as I'd seen shadows and dark energy form around my left hand. I then used my newly acquired powers over darkness to put him under a curse: he'd have no memory of his past, and he'd be under a new name under a family I sent him to.
Me: Wow, that was genius.
Sebastian Mendez: I thought it would work, but Dustin Keystone would return to cause trouble once again, and it matched up with the story Buster and the gang from Acme Acres told you all: Damian's family was murdered in cold blood by Dustin Keystone when Barodius broke him out a year ago, and because of it, Damian descended into darkness, but his total descent into darkness and madness would be triggered when he was wrongfully expelled, all thanks to some of Clarissa Mallory's thugs who fell under the control of Audrey Madison's Rebellion Chips Dustin stole and he had them obey him, and it would end with those thugs getting killed in front of everyone in a college in Japan that Damian was at, and he was laughing like a deranged monster.
We gasped.
Lincoln: That really did match Buster's story.
Sebastian Mendez: Yes, and Damian fled from the campus, but he would also be hit with The Curse of Devil's Point in Chicago that made him always come back from the dead no matter how many times he'd been brutally injured or killed and it would lead to his permanent descent into eternal madness as he lost the last shred of his humanity.
Me: Damn, so that really matches up with Buster's story, but you included much more information.
Sebastian Mendez: Yes, that's correct, and now because of what happened, Damian was freed from the curse I put on him, and now that he remembers me all too well, he wants revenge on me, along with all of you, and I'm not going to let that bastard nor his minions get away with this. But, I can't do this by myself, that's why I decided today's the day to meet you all in person.
Nico: It took a lot of guts for you to send Damian and the other running for the hills, Sebastian, and I can tell you want to join us. From what we saw today, consider yourself in.
Sebastian Mendez: Thanks, Nico. Now, then, let's get started with today's challenge and then, we get after Raditz and send him to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Then, we destroy Trreasx. Do you know about The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah?
Sebastian Mendez: That group of religious fanatics that intend to bring King Ghidorah from 20,000 years in the future back and destroy the world? Yeah, I've heard of them, and you guys have been bringing them down one by one.
Lori: But, they succeeded in bringing King Ghidorah from 20,000 years hence back from the dead, and it seriously pissed off Lincoln, and we felt he's going to transform on the final day of The Race.
Sebastian Mendez: A final battle to save the world, the universe, mankind, and all life from that evil monster, and we've already got another monster running loose: Damian Constantine, or should I say, Dark Sebastian. First, let's get rid of his minions along with the remaining members of The Order, and then, we get after those two demonic threats.
Nico: Right.
Me: Wow! This is gonna be interesting.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Me: Yeah.
Don: We got our work cut out for us though. But here is the first challenge since you all are here. Mindy is going to love this one. M-Bison has returned and he is coming for revenge.
We gasped!
Diamond Tiara: The bad guy of Street Fighter, right?
Me: That's him and Mindy beat him.
I went over his history.
Master Bison, more commonly known as M. Bison (also known as Vega in Japanese), is the main antagonist of the Street Fighter franchise.
Debuting in Street Fighter II: The World Warrior, he is the tyrannical, diabolical, manipulative, and heartless leader of the Shadaloo organization, and the most authoritative and powerful villain in the series. He also appears as the main antagonist of the TV adaptations and films. He is the archenemy of Chun-Li, Charlie Nash, Guile, Akuma and Seth, and the most personally hated foe of many other characters across the franchise.
There is a lot of mystery surrounded in Bison's past, however an often believed story is that when he was young, he killed his own parents for unknown reasons. He was eventually found and raised by a tribe of nomadic Gypsies. The Gypsies' leader took Bison under her wing and trained him in the art of Soul Power. Her decision, while noble, resulted in many years of suffering.
Shortly after he mastered Soul Power, Bison found a much stronger version of Soul Power known as Psycho Power. But in order to master this power, Bison had to expel all goodness and humanity in him, which formed into a woman named Rose that became one of his nemesis.
Shortly after this, Bison created the organization Shadaloo to continue to seek out sources of power and through his research, was able to create the Psycho Drive, a device that could absorb life energy and convert into the energy known as Psycho Power.
Eventually, Bison learned of a martial artist named Ryu after he defeated his minion Sagat. Deciding to recruit him, Bison began searching for him, eventually being confronted by Rose, whose powers were similar in nature to his.
She fought Bison, who lost, but apparently threw the fight purposely. Later, he ran into Chun Li, who demanded that he tell her what had happened to her father.
They fought with Bison toying with her, before finally taking her down, and he withdrew, revealing that he had killed her father. Eventually, Bison found Ryu and tried to convince him to join his organization, saying that he would make him the greatest fighter ever. However, Ryu refused his offer and fought him, but Bison defeated him, bringing him to his scientists to be brainwashed. (Note: This ending is not considered canon.)
As time went by, the Psycho Power that Bison wielded had begun to overwhelm his body. Having foreseen this, he ordered his scientists to create a new body he could transfer his essence into. They genetically engineered a girl named Cammy White using Bison's DNA and he made her a part of his Dolls Project, a group of brainwashed young women, all of them kidnapped as little girls, who served as Bison's assassins. However, Cammy eventually developed a mind of her own and turned on Shadaloo.
Bison sent Vega and then Juli, another of his Dolls, to retrieve her. When both failed, Bison began thinking about alternatives and settled on Ryu. He sent another Doll, Juni, to gather information on the martial artist and eventually tried to draw him out by capturing his friend, Ken.
Bison brainwashed Ken and forced him to fight Ryu, who managed to free his friend of Bison's control. The martial artist engaged Bison himself, but lost and was brainwashed himself. Sagat observed and objected to this, but Bison just pointed out that he could now have his rematch against Ryu.
As Sagat fought Ryu, he urged him to snap out of it, and when Ken and Sakura engaged Bison, Ryu freed himself. He fought Bison again, and Bison was about to win, but suddenly, a strange connection formed between his Psycho Power and Ryu's Satsui no Hado. Bison realized their energies were alike and tried to put Ryu under his control again, but with his friends' support, he was able to resist Bison, taking him down with a powerful Hadoken. Bison retreated to the Psycho Drive to restore himself.
Meanwhile, Cammy turned the other Dolls against Bison, who appeared to confront them, deciding that they were now useless to him. They fought him, but Bison revealed that thanks to a psychic link between himself and the Dolls, they would perish if he did.
They defeated him, but their minds began to deteriorate as a result. However, Cammy used her genetic similarities to Bison to control the Psycho Drive and break the connection between the Dolls and Bison. Meanwhile, Charlie and Guile, US Air Force members who had set out to stop Bison, were joined by Chun-Li and rigged explosives throughout the Shadaloo base. Charlie fought a revived Bison to keep him busy while Guile and Chun-Li escaped, apparently sacrificing his life as the explosives went off. However, Bison's soul lived on and managed to possess Rose. He remained in Rose's body while his scientists worked on making a new body for him.
Bison eventually managed to be put into a new body, though his powers were significantly weaker than before. He held a second World Warrior tournament so as to have revenge on those who had opposed him before, especially Ryu. However, as Bison was about to fight in the final match, Akuma showed up and used his Shun Goku Satsu on him, destroying him and fighting the other finalist himself.
Prior to his encounter with Akuma, Bison had ordered his scientists in S.I.N., Shadaloo's weapons division, to create a number of androids. #15 demonstrated higher intelligence than the others, eventually becoming the new head of S.I.N.
On another occasion, Bison had a Korean official and his family murdered with the exception of his daughter, Juri Han. #15 had her cybernetically enhanced, thinking she could be useful. After Bison's destruction at Akuma's hands, #15 renamed himself "Seth" and began an attempt to take over the world, announcing a new World Warrior tournament. However, Juri planned to pit Bison and Seth against each other, so as to avenge her parents.
Bison took the bait and had his soul placed in another body, which was again not as strong as his first one. His scientists tried to discourage this course of action, since they reasoned that with enough time, they could build a body capable of holding the Psycho Power completely. However, Bison said he had not realized how far Seth would go and that he would inhabit a body eventually anyways. He entered the tournament, easily making it through the qualifying rounds and eventually confronted Seth.
Bison engaged him, saying that the loss of his mindless loyalty had made him useless, and Seth protested that he'd helped rebuild Bison's empire. However, Bison revealed that everything that happened had all been a part of his own plan, defeating Seth.
Juri showed up, her plan to have the two destroy each other having failed, and threatened Bison, but he was unconcerned.
The two fought, but the result of their fight is unclear. Later, Bison came across Abel fighting an android that had begun to show signs of becoming self-aware like Seth. Bison destroyed it and said that Abel had grown after their last meeting, but the details of this meeting are unknown, though the implication was that Abel was part of the experiments that created the androids. As Bison left the S.I.N. facility, he came across Rose, saying that she owed him. He took her down, saying he was going to collect with interest and brought her with him to his jet. However, Guy was waiting for Bison and threatened to destroy the jet if he didn't let Rose go. He did as Guy asked and departed, apparently in a hurry.
Finally, he appears in front of Cammy and her sister Decapre, telling her that she would never be a coincidence if Decapre dies, as a result of a dead man's switch from having gotten free of Bison's mind control. Ater Cammy is comforted by her sister, Bison takes Cammy's sister away with him back to her stasis pod.
Some time later, Bison started his new project to achieve global domination. He also killed United States Air Force Captain Charlie Nash when he tried to capture him and also recruited F.A.N.G, leader of the criminal organization Nguuhao, as his new second-in-command.
Bison's plan was called "Operation C.H.A.I.N.S" and consisted on the creation of seven satellites known as the Black Moons, which were capable of emitting electromagnetic pulses all around the world. The ensuing chaos would then increase Bison's Psycho Power to the point of making him unstoppable. However, one of the Shadaloo programmers working on the project stole the devices needed to activate the satellites and sent them to various fighters across the world, so Bison stopped the operation and sent his generals to retrieve them.
F.A.N.G recovered one of the pieces and used it to destroy a city in North America. Bison went there to check on the effect of the Black Moons and witnessed F.A.N.G arguing with Vega and Balrog over their ranks, only to be interrupted by Guile and Chun-Li. Chun-Li attacked Bison but got quickly defeated thanks to his Psycho Power having been boosted by the fear caused by the city's destruction. Before Bison could finish her off, Cammy appeared and saved her, and they ran away.
Back at the Shadaloo HQ, Bison was confronted by a revived Charlie Nash, who had been resurrected by the Illuminati Secret Society, but defeated him. They were both then confronted by the mysterious fighter Necalli, who wanted to consume Bison's soul. While the dictator overwhelmed Necalli with his Psycho Power and defeated him, Nash managed to escape but came back later with his allies. However, at that moment Bison was seemingly invincible due to the Black Moons having caused worldwide panic, further boosting his Psycho Power. Nash managed to absorb a huge amount of Psycho Power from Bison's attacks before dying while Rashid stopped the Moons, weakening the dictator. Ryu then showed up to stop Bison once and for all after also defeating Necalli.
Bison taunted Ryu about the Satsui no Hado, which he used along with the Power of Nothingness to beat Necalli. Ryu remained calm, saying it is a power to push forward and not to defeat. Bison ignored that, saying that power is just power, the searching of it leading to conflict leading to the ultimate battle. Bison and Ryu then started their final fight and the dictator was nearly killed but still stood confident enough to perform a Psycho Inferno that ended up countered by Ryu's Hadoken. Finally consumed by the Power of Nothingness, Bison laughed as he faded away. His base crumbled into the ground soon after, his hat being the only thing that remained from Bison.
After that, Bison became a specter that haunted people supposed to be his body replacements, such as Ed and Falke.
As the meteor containing Pandora fell to Earth, Bison learned that one of Shadaloo's satellites had tried using the Psycho Power on it, only to be rejected. Determined to possess the power the box held, Bison set out after it personally, so as to prevent anyone else from obtaining it.
He teamed up with Juri, who remarkably had no qualms with working with the man who had killed her family. Together, Bison and Juri defeated the other fighters seeking Pandora and finally reached it. However, before the two could open Pandora, they encountered one more fighter, Ancient Ogre. Both M. Bison and Juri had to work together in order to defeat Ogre.
As the box opened, Bison reached out to claim its power, but Juri turned on and attacked him. However, he teleported away and called her a predictable fool, saying he'd anticipated her treachery from the beginning as Pandora transformed him. As Juri was transformed as well, she said she never planned to share the box's power with him and Bison said all who defied him would meet their end. Juri replied she was just warming up and the two threw themselves at one another.
When I was finished everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!
Twilight Sparkle: Geez!
Mindy Chan: That's why I'm going to really give him the worst ever beatdown ever. I beat him before.
Nico: You sure did Mindy.
Chun Li: Bison killed my father and I vowed to avenge him.
Cammy: (British Accent) Bison gave me amnesia and I didn't remember much about my past.
Guile: Bison left me for dead in Cambodia and I vowed to get revenge on him.
T-Hawk: (Spanish Accent) Bison took some land that rightfully belonged to me and I vowed to destroy him to get it back.
Nicole: Bison did TONS of terrible things to so many people and that's why everyone all over the world hates his guts.
Juri Han: Look at me though. I used to work for him and I'm now in Lincoln's harem.
Lincoln: That's true Juri.
Me: I remember that.
Ken Masters: I vowed to defeat him and show how strong I was.
Me: Yeah you sure did. Boy lots of amazing fighters challenged him and each had their own story.
Nicole: They sure did.
SkullMeramon: Give him a good beating, Mindy!
Creepy Lighthouse Keeper: Maybe we can recruit him into our ranks in the Masters of Evil as your archenemy as well.
Mindy Chan: That's a good idea! And I know I will defeat him.
Sakura Knudson: Your sister sure has a lot of spirit Nico.
Nico: That's my sister for you. She learned so much about the Street Fighter Moves and abilities on the fly and she is really strong.
Me: That's right. I remember that. That was amazing.
Camie: How did you guys beat M-Bison before the first time?
Me: That was an awesome global adventure and that was also the day we found out about the Royal Defenders and everything they did.
I went over what happened in chapter 1129 and it was intense!
At the estate, I was looking up stories on the internet and I was looking at something really interesting. It was a story about the Loud House in a parallel universe and as I read I thought it was very interesting. But as I continued to read, what I saw was shocking! The Loud Kids on that universe were in every way like The Justice Lords and they were demoralizing heroes at a rapid level and robbing them of their reputations and dignity. But they weren't called Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Instead they were called the Royal Defenders and me, Nico and most of us were not affiliated with them.
Me: HOLY SHIT! GUYS! Take a look at this.
Nico: What is it?
Me: Read this.
Nico and everyone read what I saw and they were shocked and enraged and horrified.
Nico: WHOA! We better call the Masters of Evil about this.
Me: Yeah.
20 minutes later, the Masters of Evil were all called into the estate.
Dark Spicer: Can you guys tell us why you called us here? It sounded urgent.
Harley Quinn: Darky, it's plenty urgent.
Me: Look at this guys.
They all looked at the screen and they saw a fanfiction written by heavy5comando and what they saw made their blood boil.
Dark Spicer: The fuck is this?!
Me: A window into a parallel universe where an alternate version of us hates heroes and disgraces them.
Firefly: You sure? Because there are alternate versions of Optimus and Ben fighting alongside those versions of Lincoln and the others.
Me: I'm dead serious. Keep reading.
They kept reading and they saw that I was right.
They saw that the Louds called all the heroes big disgraceful freaks and they have no hope of becoming true heroes like themselves and are the worst ever so called heroes ever.
Electro: Those versions of Webhead, Optimus, and Ben are helping those Royal Defenders in their Regime?!
Me: Yeah.
Vypra: How cruel can those versions of you get!?
Carly Carmine: Terrible! Those versions of you are not heroes!
Misty Tredwell: They are more like disgusting jerks!
Me: You said it.
Zs'Skayr: (to Ben) I guess there's one version of you that's fallen from grace.
Ben: Yeah.
Laney: That version of my family gives heroes everywhere a really bad name.
Vexen: Show us one hero they've demoralized.
Me: They demoralized Ben, Optimus Prime, the Kids Next Door, Luke Skywalker and countless others.
I showed them all. It was a really long list of heroes.
Lana: WHOA!
Nico: That's a lot of heroes!
Xaldin: But Ben and Optimus eventually joined their twisted cause.
Me: They did and It's despicable. These versions of the Louds are tarnishing the name of good heroes everywhere.
Nico: Yeah we need to go stop them.
Greiger: How about we wait until your forces have increased?
Me: Good thinking Greiger. They have a huge force and we're gonna need a lot of help. We need to expand our forces exponentially.
Devon: (to Vypra) Can't believe I'm saying this but I hope you bring back Blaze and Roxy's robot clones for this.
Vypra: I will.
Steel: Heck, even Evox would be useful for this.
Nate: That's not a good idea. Evox would destroy both sides.
Me: I agree. Evox would destroy us all with any chance he got. Same with Venjix even though they are one in the same.
Will Vandom: Of course, if you bring back Robo Blaze and Robo Roxy before we confront the Royal Defenders, we'll need to find archenemies for them.
Vypra: Okay.
Shiv: (trying to lighten the mood) At least we know what you guys look like as tyrants.
Me: I guess this is what Justice Lord Superman was talking about and what would've happened if we did what he and the Justice League did.
Superman: Deja Vu.
Captain Cold: Looks like their Luna and Lincoln are the ringleaders.
Luna: Harsh!
Lincoln: I can't believe I would become like that.
Hydro Man: And all because of that bad luck incident in their world.
Me: Oh shit. Their version for Lynn really went too far.
Lynn: I can't believe I would let it get out of hand like that.
Luna: I know I can be protective of Lincoln. But to go this far?
Lynn: And I was the catalyst that put their world into oppression.
Shiv: (Pats Lynn on the back) Luckily it didn't happen here. That nightmare you had really set you straight.
Lynn: That's not enough! What if you really do go back to how I used to be and cause what happened there on this world? (sighs) It's best if you guys stay away from me from now on.
Me: Lynn don't say that! What happened in that universe didn't happen in this universe because of your love towards your siblings and Lightning.
Lightning: That's right babe. You are the best thing that's ever happened to your family and you are a strong spirited girl with the power to achieve awesomeness. Sha-Blam!
Lynn: You're right. Thanks guys.
Optimus Prime: They even had their version of me kill humans. All because that version was betrayed by the humans of his world as well as the temporary deaths of his Autobots.
Me: Like in Transformers The Last Knight.
Nico: Huge Deja Vu.
Lori: And then there's literally about what's going to happen to their version of Aunt Ruth!
Me: She went from a sweet old lady to a rampaging tyrannosaurus. I know it doesn't make sense but that was the best I could think of.
Lori: True. But that is literally a good way to put it.
Lola: And then there's the fact that the bad version of Luna's going to take her soul at the end of July on their world!
Luna: I would never do that!
Hydro Man: I'm glad you won't.
Me: No kidding.
Lord Drakkon: What the Loud Kids are doing in their world makes Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa look like saints.
Me: Good comparison.
Vert: Even Krytus would be disgusted. And he was out to conquer the multiverse!
Lana: I can tell.
Stanford: Maybe we should go to their world when the time comes and Hakai every last one of them!
Me: No Stanford. Those versions of the Loud's are kids and it goes against our code. So we'll lock them up in the S.H.I.E.L.D. Prison system after we strip them of their powers.
Zoom: Besides, if we stop to Hakai one of them, the others will gang up on us and kill us easily.
Me: That's right. Our best chance is to gather them all in one spot and strip them all of their powers in one fell swoop.
Yusei: There's also there other powerful allies. Like that Hollow guy.
Me: Yep. And they have many more in their forces. We're gonna need all the heavy fire power and help we can get.
Numbuh 1: They probably don't have the Kids Next Door helping them in their world. We all saw that their Lincoln threatened them when they tried to make him their new leader.
Me: Not cool. The Kids Next Door in their universe are gonna need the help of the Kids Next Door with us.
Numbuh 1: I can do that.
Me: The Adult Villains would hate the Loud Kids for this. We can't let their oppression go unpunished.
Maria: What's next? Are they gonna take out their Static and Lyoko Warriors as well?!
Me: Lets see here. I hope not.
Dante Vale: I think we may have to consider that those versions of you are past the point of no return.
Lincoln: I agree!
Lisa Loud: They are monsters.
Me: Yep.
Carmen: Sis, I'm scared. What if those jerks come here?
Maria: I don't think they will Carmen.
Me: It says that they don't even know about us.
Captain Cold: But we know about them now. They even roughhoused a kid named Penn Zero all because he accidentally took over the other Lincoln's body for a few minutes. Poor kid.
Me: Yeah. Poor kid.
Cornelia: It even shows Rusty (blushes) accidentally slapping Girl Jordan's butt after a routine dodgeball victory.
Girl Jordan: What!? (Growls at Rusty)
She kicked him in the crotch!
Me: (Winces) OOOHH!
Duncan: Right in the kiwis!
Irma: And then after, it shows Rusty accidentally slipping pulling off Linka's shirt by mistake.
Linka: He did WHAT!?
Linka then jumped him and smashed his brains out in a brutal fight cloud!
Skywarp: But that was in that universe. I know Rusty wouldn't do that! (to Rusty) Right, Rusty?
But Rusty was extremely mangled up
Skywarp: Rusty, please nod your head yes or shake your head no to my question.
He nodded.
Me: Holy Shit! Linka thrashed him into pulp!
Sakura Haruno: And I thought I was that vicious whenever Naruto did something pervy.
Lincoln: That's nothing. When Lady Hokage caught Master Jiraiya peeking on her, she totally went ballistic and pulverized his brains out.
Me: It's true. She just wailed on him like a thousand stampeding bulls.
Thundercracker: Think that's bad? Lincoln in that universe beat that version of Rusty up so harshly!
Me: Geez! So it's not just the girls that hate Rusty.
Lincoln: But I would never do that to one of my friends. Especially to someone I know like a brother.
Electro: Is this how they treat their teammates if one of them steps out of line for even a second?!
Me: Yep. In that universe, we aren't there to keep them in line like me, Nico and everyone else.
Aerrow: There's only those Neil, Gyro, Jack Cyber, and Hollow guys that keep encouraging this behavior!
Me: Looks like we have to kill them. But I do have some ideas on how we can ruin them. We can Incriminate them to make the public see them as villains and cut ties with them. Create an Ultron virus and destroy their technology. Use the God of Death to defeat their demons, his name is Greg. He has absolute rule over the living and dead no matter what universe. He hates it when people disrupts his balance of life and death. Or Use the opposite element on the elemental characters. What do you guys think?
Iron Man: There's no way Ultron would willingly give us a virus to use.
Me: Okay so that's out.
Stewie: But I should be able create a virus that can destroy their technology anyway.
Me: Okay. It says here that they have advanced technology and we can't let them see us coming.
Bane: (Spanish Accent) Good plan amigo.
Valon: (Australian Accent) Right on mate.
Vexen: They also don't seem to have powered up angel forms.
Me: So their power is substantially weaker than ours. Good. It'll be easy.
Leonard: They don't even have wings at all.
Me: They might have jetpacks.
Star Butterfly: That could be the case.
Marco Diaz: Yeah.
Me: It also says that their version of Lincoln has Girl Jordan as hus girlfriend.
Laney: Really?
Me: Yep. G.J. do you have a crush on Lincoln?
Girl Jordan: (Blushes) Yes I do.
Me: Aww.
Hydro Man: Sure their Luna also has a Luna Frost form. But that and demonic powers are all she has.
Me: Terrible mix.
Luna: Yeah dude.
Firefly: You sure I can't kill her? Because I can easily melt her with my heat lasers. Plus, they might not have any code against killing kids.
Me: No Garfield. They may not have our code but we will NOT resort to killing kids ever.
Firefly: (Grumbles)
Vexen: Can I at least make her suffer before knocking her out?
Me: That you can still do.
Vexen: Good.
Hound: Vypra, plaese tell me you have those contingency plans for the Loud Kids in case they go rogue!
Vypra: We sure do.
Dark Spicer: I think that will be it for now. I need to go drinking to deal with what I just learned.
Me: We have plenty of soda In the fridge.
Dark Spicer: Thanks, man.
Dark Spicer went to go get one.
Me: (Eyes glow red) Look out Royal Defenders, your days of torture are numbered.
Drag Strip: Yeah! (concentrates)
Nico: What are you doing?
Drag Strip: Trying to make my eyes glow red with righteous fury as well.
Nico: I think only J.D.'s able to do that.
Me: Yeah. I only have that kind of power.
Later me and Lincoln were playing Video Games. We were playing one of my favorite games from when I was younger, Super Street Fighter II: The New Challengers. I was playing as Ken and Lincoln was playing as M. Bison and it was awesome! I beat M. Bison!
Me: YEAH! Take that Bison!
Mindy Chan: Yeah!
Lincoln: Good job J.D.
Me: Thanks Lincoln. Street Fighter is one of my favorite games. Has been since I was little. But it was really tough.
Lincoln: I can see that.
Mindy Chan: I was in the same boat as well. Street Fighter is one of my favorites too. But the villains I've always hated in that game are Balrog, Vega, Sagat and M. Bison.
Me: Yeah I hate them too. You beat M. Bison and Balrog before.
Mindy Chan: I sure did. They were tough adversaries.
Lincoln: They sure were.
Me: Lets see what it says about them.
We went to the computer and I pulled up the info of Balrog, Sagat, Vega and M. Bison.
BALROG
Balrog (known as Mike Bison in Japanese) is a former boxer who works for Shadaloo and a villain from the Street Fighter series serving as one of the main villains from Street Fighter II onwards. He is the first and, thus far, only African-American villain in the series not counting other versions.
In Japanese, Balrog is voiced by Jōji Nakata in Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie, Tomomichi Nishimura in Street Fighter II V, Sonosuke Nagashiro in SNK vs. Capcom: SVC Chaos, Koichi Yamadera, and currently, Satoshi Tsuruoka. In English, Balrog is voiced by Joe Romersa in Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie and Street Fighter II V, Paul Dobson in the 1995 Street Fighter cartoon, and Bob Carter in every game where he has a English voice.
Balrog grew up in poverty, but eventually became a heavyweight champion boxer and prizefighter. However, he was banned from boxing because of his illegal moves, permanently injuring his opponents, and eventually killing one. Balrog then joined Shadaloo and worked his way up the ranks, becoming one of M. Bison's top enforcers.
Street Fighter Alpha 3
On a mission for Bison, Balrog killed an elephant belonging to Dhalsim with one punch. On another occasion, he was ordered to kill Birdie and agreed, despite not knowing why. However, Birdie told Balrog about the Psycho Drive and the former boxer agreed to help him find it, hoping to profit from it. However, the Psycho Drive was destroyed and Balrog realized that he had not been paid recently.
Street Fighter II
After Bison was destroyed by Akuma, Balrog became the new head of Shadaloo. But he ruined the organization in no time at all and was forced to find more menial jobs such as working security at a casino, where his battle stage was set. How he got this job despite his criminal past is unknown.
Street Fighter IV
When Bison was finally revived in a new body, Balrog was rehired into Shadaloo. He was given the task of protecting Bison's replacement bodies, but he was unsatisfied with the job. Balrog began thinking of a way to make more money and eventually infiltrated the headquarters of SIN, looking for something he could sell. However, he found a young bandaged little boy, asking for help, and was uninterested in doing so at first.
However, a mark in the shape of Shadaloo's symbol glowed on his hand and Balrog realized that he could possess valuable secrets. The former boxer took him away, saying it was his lucky day, but when he questioned him about his abilities, he revealed he was powerless on his own. Disappointed, Balrog said he was useless, though he decided that he could be useful later and took him away.
Street Fighter V
Balrog makes a return as a playable character in Street Fighter V. Here, he
Street Fighter X Tekken
As Bison sought the box known as Pandora so as to obtain its power, he ordered Balrog and Vega to head for it by an alternate route if things got complicated for him. Balrog was annoyed at having to work with Vega, but they decided to put their differences aside so as to fulfill their own ambitions of getting Pandora and keeping it for themselves.
In their ending, they set off on their journey, beating the other fighters seeking Pandora and finally defeated Ogre. Balrog tried to punch the box open, angered when he could not open it and Vega told him to shut up, having enough of his belligerence. As they faced each other, Pandora opened, empowering the two, and they finally threw themselves at each other, with Balrog saying that he would send Vega to a closed-casket funeral.
Other Appearances
Balrog appears as a support spirit that boosts a fighter's neutral special move. His spirit battle is a stamina battle against Little Mac on the Omega form of Fourside where all fighters have reduced jump height. His spirit is one of the few that must be obtained in the World of Light first before appearing on the Spirit Board or purchased at the Vault Shop.
Personality
Balrog is cruel, greedy, selfish, arrogant, murderous, sadistic, loathsome, pugnacious, belligerent, manipulative, and temperamental, so he focuses constantly on profiting for himself, possessing a vicious mean streak. His main reason for working for Shadaloo is to become rich and famous so he can spend his life on easy street. Balrog will cheat, steal, or kill for this goal and has no sense of honor, cheating in fights whenever he feels like it, despite his fighting skills. Balrog also refuses to take responsibility for his own unfortunate circumstances, instead blaming other people. He is shown to be very unintelligent and irrational, as seen from the fact that he almost instantly ran Shadaloo into the ground during his tenure as leader. That said, he is at least smart enough to pull off simple tasks during Bision's schemes. Balrog is also attracted to all of the women that he meets, with Chun Li being the only exception.
Appearance
Balrog is a tall, heavily built, and very muscular African-American boxer. He wears blue boxing trunks with white trimming and a torn white shirt under a blue tank top. He wears red boxing gloves and boxing shoes. His hairstyle consists of short hair in what appears to be wide cornrows; this hairstyle is similar to Mike Tyson's haircuts from the time Street Fighter II was released on February 6, 1991. Official artworks at the time also depicted him sans a canine tooth in the upper right side of his mouth.
In Street Fighter V, Balrog wears a blue openly hooded robe with yellow outlines and ripped sleeves, at the back it has the design of "Crazy Buffalo" in a black round sign, a large gold crown with clouds and several red stars, the outline on his boxing gloves are black with gold star designs, his boxer shorts are black and he wears matching boxing boots with white outlines.
His first alternate costume is a business attire similar in design to the one he wore in Street Fighter II V, the sleeves are rolled up into cuffs, his boxing gloves are gold and he wears sunglasses.
His second costume has a little resemblance to his primary outfit but in a United States flag motif. He wears a white and red striped long sleeve hoodie, blue trousers with white star designs, white sneakers, and fingerless gloves.
Powers and Abilities
Balrog is a skilled boxer, but his fighting style has a number of moves not allowed in boxing such as stomping on his opponent's feet and headbutting. His moves include Dash Straight, a powerful charging punch, Buffalo Head, where Balrog leaps into the air, striking his opponent with his head, Gigaton Blow, a powerful turning punch, where he charges into his opponent, and Dirty Bull, where he grabs his opponent, head butts them, stomps on their foot, and finishes by hitting them in the face with his elbow. As with most of his fellow Street Fighters, Balrog also has super human strength, speed, and durability. He once killed an elephant with a single blow.
SAGAT
Sagat (in Japanese: サガッ) is an antagonist-turned-anti-hero in the Street Fighter video game franchise and Ryu's (former) archenemy turned ally. He is a highly skilled Muay Thai warrior and a former member of Shadaloo. He serves as the main villain of the first game and the secondary villain before his redemption.
In the Japanese original versions of the games or of the film, he is voiced by several actors such as; Shigezo Sasaoka, Banjo Ginga, Sakai Albright, Kojui Suitsu and Daisuke Endo. In the English versions, he is voiced by Robert O. Smith at the animated series, Peter Spellos and Isaac C. Shingelton, Jr (who also voices Thanos).
In the theatrical 1994 live-action film adaptation Street Fighter, he was portrayed by Wes Studi, who also portrayed Magua in The Last of the Mohicans.
Sagat won the title of God of Muay Thai when he was only a teenager, becoming a national hero throughout Thailand. At one point, he was challenged by a fighter named Go Hibiki and in the fight, Sagat's eye was badly damaged by Go. In a fit of rage, Sagat beat his opponent to death and Go's son, Dan, would swear vengeance on him.
Street Fighter
Sagat held the first World Warrior tournament to prove that he was more than just the strongest practitioner of Muay Thai, and that he was the strongest fighter in the whole world. One fighter, Ryu, managed to make it to the final battle against Sagat, who was able to maintain the upper hand at first and felt sure of victory, even helping Ryu up at one point out of honor. However Ryu, determined to win, briefly gave in to the Satsui no Hado and struck Sagat with his Metsu Shoryuken, defeating him and leaving a large scar on his chest. After that day, Sagat swore to have his revenge on Ryu both for defeating him and scarring him for life despite his display of honor.
Street Fighter Alpha 2
Seeking to develop a moveable to match the one that defeated him, Sagat developed the Tiger Blow. Adon, Sagat's student, taunted him for his loss against Ryu and challenged him to a fight for the title of the God of Muay Thai. Due to having not recovered fully from his fight with Ryu, Sagat lost, but proceeded to beat Adon senseless, leaving him in the hospital for four months. However M. Bison offered Sagat a place in Shadaloo, saying his organization's resources could help him find Ryu and have his rematch. Completely consumed by his anger and hate, Sagat agreed and his fighting skills eventually made him one of Bison's four elite bodyguards.
He began seeking Ryu, eventually finding him, and challenged him, despite Ryu's protests that Sagat had not yet recovered fully. He refused to back down and the two fought with Sagat emerging as the victor. But he felt that the victory was hollow and it dawned on him that Ryu had let him win to make up for winning their pervious fight dishonorably remembering how he'd acted strangely after the fight. Sagat became determined to train harder and rightfully win in their next fight, working on perfecting his Tiger Blow and eventually making it into the Tiger Uppercut. Soon afterwards, Sagat was confronted by Dan seeking revenge for his father. Still occupied with the fact that Ryu had let him win, Sagat let Dan win, allowing him to let go of his anger.
Street Fighter Alpha 3
Sagat realized that the attack that scarred him was the result of Satsui no Hado, which had possessed Ryu. He further realized that true rivals shouldn't be consumed or seduced by anger and hatred and figured out Bison's true plans. But Bison presented a brainwashed Ryu to Sagat, saying he could have the rematch he'd wanted and although he wasn't pleased at the idea of fighting a brainwashed foe, he battled Ryu in hopes of freeing him.
However, Sagat encouraged Ryu to break free and he succeeded with Ryu shaking off Bison's control and the influence of the Satsui no Hado. Ryu defeated Bison and Sagat realized that a rivalry had to have its limits, telling Ryu that he was almost destroyed by corruption. Sagat said Ryu was not ready for a rematch with him and he left, promising to become a true master. Sagat realized it was because of destiny that he had to defeat Ryu, not revenge.
Street Fighter II
Sagat entered the second World Warrior tournament seeking a true rematch with Ryu. However when Ryu was knocked out of the tournament, Sagat dropped out as well, coming in third in the competition. He left Shadaloo and continued to train to become the strongest fighter in the world before he became too old.
Street Fighter IV
However as time went by, Sagat grew depressed and started feeling like a loser. When he attended one of Adon's matches, his former student taunted him and challenged him to a fight. Sagat won with his Tiger Destruction move and his fans cheered for him, reigniting his drive. He entered the new tournament held by Seth so as to have a rematch against Ryu and discover what the ultimate purpose of fighting was.
After winning, Sagat reflected on his obsession with beating Ryu and realized that one should focus on communicating their soul through their fists, rather than on who won or lost. Sagat noted that his old self was similar to Seth, whose fists were now "mute" and wondered if he'd really changed. He went home to his village, where his older brother, a monk named Chit, met him and when asked how the tournament went. Sagat said he actually enjoyed himself, because he'd met an old friend (presumably Ryu).
Street Fighter V
In his character story, Sagat is revealed to have the Satsui no Hado within him. And just like Ryu, he begins to walk the same path as his arch-rival in order to fight off the evil energy.
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Sagat appears as a primary shield type spirit that increases fist attacks. His spirit battle is a stamina battle against Ryu on the Omega form of the Coliseum stage with increased physical power and super armor.
Personality
Sagat is proud and determined, having much confidence in his abilities as the former God of Muay Thai, and is completely dedicated to the ways of martial arts. His appearance gives him a menacing air, which is supported by the rage and power he demonstrates during fights. Sagat will even resort to lethal means if he seems on the verge of losing although he has since tried to avoid killing his opponents if he can. He is driven greatly by his hatred towards Ryu and his desire to defeat him so as to reclaim the title of the greatest fighter in the world. Deep down, Sagat lives only for the fight, constantly seeking to improve his strength, always learning from his mistakes and improving. However, Sagat does appreciate strong opponents and hates taking any unfair advantages in battle. Therefore, since Ryu won by attacking him when he was trying to help him up, Sagat was possibly more upset over that than scarring him for life.
Abilities
Sagat is an extremely skilled fighter and a master of the Muay Thai style of martial arts, having been dubbed the "God of Muay Thai". He uses a number of signature techniques, including the Tiger Shot, an energy blast fired from his fists, the Tiger Uppercut, a rising uppercut that uses "tiger fury", the Tiger Genocide, where he unleashes a barrage of kicks, then unleashes a powerful flying kick, and the Tiger Destruction, where he knees the opponent, hits them with a Tiger Uppercut, then finishes with a fiery Tiger Uppercut.
VEGA
Vega (also known as Balrog in the Japanese version) is one of the "Four Heavenly Kings" of Shadaloo and an antagonist in the Street Fighter series.
Vega is a Spanish nobleman born to a beautiful mother. However, the status of his family had dwindled and his mother was forced to remarry for financial security. As he grew up, Vega began showing an interest in bullfighting, which was a national sport and a cultural tradition. After becoming a skilled matador (bullfighter), he traveled to Japan to learn ninjutsu, a fighting style which he believed mixed well with his natural grace and speed.
Before long, he joined an underground fighting circuit, and quickly became a renowned fighter. But tragedy struck when Vega's hideous stepfather murdered his wife, believing that she did not respect him. This event took place before Vega's eyes, causing him to snap from the trauma. He stabbed his stepfather with his claw through his chest, killing him and lived a dual life: an honorable nobleman by day, a sadistic murderer by night.
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Vega appears as a primary attack type spirit that lowers the fighter's weight when equipped. His spirit battle is a stamina battle against Meta Knight on the Omega form of Arena Ferox where all fighters have reduced jump power, despite the enemy loving to jump.
Personality
Vega is a headstrong, manipulative, and uncompromising narcissist. He thinks he is the most beautiful man in the world. He hates anything ugly, and will kill anyone he deems "imperfect" without hesitation. He is also notably sadistic, traitorous, vituperative, and psychotic, so he loves to torture his victims and the sight of blood. Therefore, he tends to prolong his fights, just for the mere pleasure of watching his enemies suffer. Furthermore, he usually lacks any honor as he is willing to use dirty tactics to win despite his attempts at being affable.
His narcissism drives him to wear a mask over his face in combat. Not to hide his identity, but to protect his "perfect" face from any scarring or bruising. He is a very formal and authoritative person and enjoys classical music, particularly orchestrated strings and Spanish guitar. Therefore, in addition to judging people by their looks, he often lacks respect towards those who don't have a fine taste in culture.
We gasped in shock.
Me: M. Bison is much worse than what we first thought.
Lincoln: No kidding.
Nico: Yeah. He deserves to die.
Me: And he will. Lets head to the simulator for a fight in the world of Street Fighter. Our primary targets are Balrog, Sagat, Vega and M. Bison.
Everyone: YEAH!
We went to the simulator.
We were getting ready in the Simulator and we were gonna bring the pain to the evil Shadaloo organization.
The Simulator activated and we were over in Tokyo, Japan.
Me: Here we are guys. Tokyo, Japan.
Laney: This must be where we're going to find and face Ryu first.
Me: Yep. Lets head for the temple Ryu is at.
We went to the temple Ryu was at and we saw the famous Ryu.
Ryu (リュウ(隆) Ryū?, "Prosperous", "Plentiful", "Abundant") is the main protagonist of the Street Fighter series, first appearing in the original Street Fighter. He is an experienced martial artist, highly focused on his training, aiming to become the strongest he can.
As a very young child, Ryu was orphaned and left with no memories about his parents, and whether they were still alive. He was found and adopted by a man named Gouken who raised Ryu in his secluded dojo and trained Ryu in the ways of his martial arts. Shortly afterwards, Gouken would later train his best friend's spoiled son, Ken Masters. Ken served not only as a sparring partner, but also gave Ryu a friend in the form of a boy his own age. Ryu looked up to Gouken as a father figure, and regards Ken as his best friend and surrogate brother, a relationship which remains to this day.
When Ryu turned 23 years old, Gouken believed that Ryu was ready to travel the world in order to test and hone his martial skills against the best fighters from around the world. After Ryu and Ken's training was complete, Ken casually asks Ryu which of the two will be recognised as reputable martial artists first. While Ken goes to USA, Ryu enters the World Warrior tournament and travels to Thailand alone, in order to face Sagat the Emperor of Muay Thai which is said to be the strongest martial art.
The first World Warrior tournament
Ryu is one of the participants of the World Warrior tournament. After defeating all challengers, Ryu travels to Thailand. When Ryu arrived, he knew he couldn't just challenge Sagat as an unknown fighter, so Ryu created a plan to put Sagat in a situation where he can't refuse his challenge. By defeating many Muay Thai fighters, he believed it'll eventually reach Sagat's ears. If successful, Sagat will show himself in order to defend Muay Thai's honor. Ryu defeats 20 Muay Thai users, and yells at the fighters how allowing a stranger to tarnish Muay Thai's reputation is an embarrassment, Sagat heard Ryu and his fighting spirit burned. He told Ryu that he'll show him real Muay Thai, and the two would clash. Ryu, however, allows himself to be engulfed by the Satsui no Hado and strikes Sagat with a nearly-fatal Metsu Shoryuken that not only knocks Sagat unconscious, but also marks his chest with a great scar. After regaining consciousness and discovering what had happened, Sagat swears vengeance on Ryu. While it wasn't revealed at the time, when Ryu scarred Sagat, some of his Hado passed to Sagat.
Beginning the battles against Akuma and Bison
Ryu leaves Sagat behind and returns to his home, only to find that Gouken, his master and adoptive father, has apparently been murdered. Learning that Akuma had fought and supposedly killed his master, Ryu began to travel the world to find this man. He encounters and fights Akuma on a secluded island known as Gokuentou, and wins; however, Akuma was only testing him, and senses that Ryu has the same powers as he does. He proceeds to tell Ryu about the Satsui no Hado - a power that consumes the practitioners of their shared fighting style, driving them to win even when it means killing the opponent. Akuma then uses his fist to smash the island, leaving Ryu stranded.
Sometime after escaping the island, Ryu battles Ken and loses. Ken realizes Ryu is not himself, as he has been deeply troubled since his last victory over Sagat. Ken gives him his red hairband as a reminder to stay focused, which Ryu was sincerely grateful for. Soon thereafter, a fan of his, named Sakura, comes up and expresses her desire to train under him. Ryu replies that he himself still has much to learn, but allows Sakura to take a picture of him for now.
At some point, Ryu is found by Sagat, who is out for a grudge match. Ryu protests that Sagat hasn't fully recovered from their last bout, but Sagat persists. Ryu lets Sagat win rather than do any further damage, and Sagat leaves. Only later, upon reflection, does Sagat realize that Ryu held back, vowing to fight him again.
Ryu continues to be troubled by what Akuma had told him, compounded by his encounter with Rose, who has intricate ties to M. Bison. She tells him that he cannot defeat Bison unless he fights him at the cost of his soul. True to form, when Ryu confronts Bison, he is defeated despite putting up a valiant fight. Bison takes the semi-conscious Ryu and begins brainwashing him, using the revelation that the Satsui no Hado - the dark power Ryu struggles to avoid using - is akin to Bison's own Psycho Power.
This scene is interrupted by the entrance of Sagat, Ken, and Sakura, each of them having followed Ryu for their own reasons. While Ken and Sakura distract Bison, Sagat fights the brainwashed Ryu, quickly noticing the effects Bison's brainwashing has had on him. At Sagat's urging, Ryu comes to his senses to confront and defeat Bison, destroying him temporarily.
Second world warrior tournament and Bison's return
During the World Warrior tournament, Ryu enters to test his skills, and defeats many of the new warriors. He encourages Ken to re-enter as well. During the tournament, he helps Guile, Ken, Chun-Li and Cammy defeat Bison. However, Bison refused Guile's offer to surrender himself to the military before unleashing all of his Psycho Power to commit suicide and it is unknown how far Ryu himself progressed in the tournament, although it is implied he may have lost to Ken. Other sources on the other hand support the idea that he's the tournament winner.
In his non-canon ending, he shortly leaves the tournament after he wins against Bison, and revisits his master's grave to tell about his victory and the experiences he had with the other fighters. Ryu then states that the ultimate battle is out there waiting for him and departs, stating that the fight is everything.
In HD Remix, Ryu appears in Ken's ending, appearing in a somewhat blurry photo with Guile wearing a tuxedo but still wearing his red headband. This is the first time Ryu is seen wearing anything other than his gi.
S.I.N tournament and battle against Seth
After the second World Warrior tournament, Ryu continued his journey and wound up in an isolated desert where he trained. Ryu then remembers his argument with Akuma, with Akuma urging Ryu to give in to the Dark Hado or else he will kill him. Ryu then leaves a desert and goes to a bar where he meets a biker. The biker then tells him a story about an American Martial Arts Champion who abandoned his family. Believing it to be Ken, Ryu visits the house of the said champion but is ambushed by C. Viper.
During the fight, Ryu tries to fight off the secret agent but was no match for her. Suddenly, the Delta Red agent Cammy then attempts to ambush C. Viper. However, Cammy was also no match for Viper and Viper then tortures Cammy, in which the Dark Hado then takes over Ryu and engages C. Viper but would easily defeat her. Luckily for Viper, she manages to escape the possessed Ryu. Angered, Ryu then slaughters multiple S.I.N scientists who witnessed the fight until Ken, Chun-Li, Guile, and Sakura arrive to save Ryu and help Cammy.
Sakura would then restrain the possessed Ryu as Ken calls the hospital to help Cammy. Ryu would then regain his consciousness and realize what he has done. After being sent to Ken's mansion, Ryu realizes he is being targeted by S.I.N and its leader Seth for their evil plans. With Guile's plan to infiltrate Seth's cruise ship to incarcerate him, Ryu then tags along, knowing that Seth would be waiting for him. After traveling to the base, Ryu and Ken then dispatch multiple S.I.N thugs before Ryu encounters Seth himself.
Ryu and Seth then engage, with Seth easily overpowering Ryu and giving him his twisted philosophy of power. Ryu then admits that he never understood what power is and that he understands Seth's philosophy fore stating that the power he describes is not what he's after. Seth, unamused, continues beating up Ryu before Ryu awakens a new power and nearly kills Seth with it. Ryu then collapses from this power, and senses it in Ken. A few days later, Ryu and Ken then part ways, with Ryu stating that they will meet again.
Ryu then enters into a new tournament to further master his skills as well as reunite with his longtime friend Ken for another rematch. During his journey, he meets up with Sakura whom he encourages to train harder. Meanwhile Ryu also meets up with Sagat once more; the two fight, and while the result of the fight is unknown, it is implied that Ryu won.
During the final round with the tournament host Seth (actually a copy of him), he defeats him in the S.I.N. headquarters. During and after this battle the building fell around them as Ryu unleashed the Satsui no Hado on the BLECE machine, a weapon of mass destruction developed by S.I.N. that harnessed the energy in the human body.
During this, Sakura - who has been searching for Ryu - finds him and the BLECE machine, and a pulse of energy from it knocks her into a wall. Ryu defends her by unleashing a Shoryuken on the machine, and they leave the building together, the weapon destroyed.
He then encounters Gouken, who has in fact survived his last battle with Akuma, and Gouken uses the "Power of Nothingness" to seal the Satsui no Hado which is eating at Ryu, knocking him unconscious. Akuma then arrives on the scene to challenge his brother for a death duel, the winner of which will claim "the cub" (meaning Ryu). The outcome of the duel is unknown but, since Ryu is later seen free of Dark Hado's influence, it is very likely that either Gouken won or the battle ended in a draw (possibly interrupted).
Later, Ryu and Ken chase their long-lost master along a cliff face, with Ken wanting Gouken to stick around while Ryu wishes him well. Afterwards, he and Ken are walking through the desert while Rufus mocks them on his motorcycle, though it later breaks down and he is left pushing it while Ryu and Ken drives by (in Ken's jeep). Ryu later bids Sakura farewell as she, Dan and Blanka leave for home on a cruise ship. Some time later, having decided that his battles have made him stronger, he meets a now-older Sakura. What happens next is unknown, although Gouken might have taught Ryu the Shin Shoryuken and Denjin Hadoken at some point before Street Fighter III.
Story
Prologue - 'Finding True Strength' In his dream, he is fighting against his evil self, claiming to him that the power to kill will make him stronger, which Ryu ultimately rejects it. Gouken is in a sparring match during the incident. Ryu charges himself in the Satsui no Hado and attempts to hit his master with a single Hadoken. It explodes in a flash of light. Ryu wakes up from his dream with Gouken telling him that the Satsui no Hado almost consumed him.
Rashid and Azam find Ryu, introducing himself as a hero who travels the world. Gouken questions Rashid why he comes to see Ryu. Rashid states he wants to challenge Ryu in a match which is to test his mettle. Ryu doesn't immediately get up to fight, worrying about the Satsui no Hado, which confuses Rashid and has Gouken questioning him why he didn't do it, citing Ryu's quote "The answer lies in the heart of battle". Ryu eventually gets up and spars with Rashid, resulting in a victory. Rashid learns from the fight about himself. He thanks Ryu for the lesson and leaves. Ryu decides that he should leave, too, and better understand his power. Gouken tells Ryu to meet Ken, who has been concerned about him.
Ryu and Ken finally meet in Brazil. Ken was told by Gouken about Ryu's struggles with the Satsui no Hado and thinks a good match can solve it, so they fight. Afterwards, Ryu still worries about the Satsui no Hado. Ken reassures Ryu that if Ryu falls over to the dark side, he'll take him down and stop it. Ken tells Ryu to just relax and fight.
Ryu goes to China and gets ambushed by a Shadaloo soldier. Nash comes in and takes down the soldier. Nash expected to see Ryu, which triggers a bit of Satsui no Hado within him. Nash says they have to fight so he can understand the power and know its limits. The fight ultimately ends in a draw. Nash is surprised by the power, having it surpass his expectations. Ryu tells him that he tries to suppress the power and struggles with it, but has decided to not let it take him over, which Nash respects. Ryu thanks him for the fight and Nash leaves.
Ryu: (Japanese Accent) Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Welcome.
Me: (Kung Fu Bow) It's an honor to meet you Ryu. You are a very strong and extremely honorable man.
Nico: You are one of my favorite characters in Street Fighter.
Nicole: Been a powerful force for over 33 years since 1987.
Lincoln: Wow.
Ryu: Indeed. What brings you all here?
Me: We came to kill M. Bison and the entire Shadaloo Organization.
Mindy Chan: They have terrorized our planet for far too long and deserve nothing more than death.
Lana: That's right.
Lola: Yeah!
Me: We won't let M. Bison and his crimes go unpunished.
Ryu: I agree with you.
Me: But we're gonna need all the help we can get. So can we have a match with you to see what you can do?
Ryu: I would be honored.
Me: All right then. I'm saving my true power for when we face Bison.
Leonard the Pig King then appeared.
Leonard: Looks like you'll be having some help Ryu.
Me: He's one of our Frenemies.
Ryu: Ah I see.
Me: Lets get it on.
Teresa, Arpeggio, Lori and Goku went to face them.
Battle 1: Teresa, Arpeggio, Lori and Goku VS Ryu and Leonard in Japan
Teresa, Arpeggio, Lori and Goku were facing Ryu and Leonard.
Teresa: This is gonna be so awesome.
Goku: I'm so excited!
Lori: Me too.
Arpeggio: (British Accent) Lets see what Ryu has.
Ryu: Lets do it.
They went at him and Lori kicked him in the face and Ryu fired a Hadoken blast at them and Goku fired a Kamehameha blast and the blasts collided and exploded!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Lori: SHORYUKEN!
She dealt Ryu a deadly flaming uppercut and sent him crashing into the wall.
Lori: Try this one. WIND STYLE NINJA ART: HURLING WIND PUNCH!
She had her fist entombed in wind and punched Ryu in the stomach and sent him crashing into a wall with incredible force!
Goku: Top this one. AURA STYLE NINJA ART: AURA FIST PUNCH!
Goku had his fist covered in energy and he punched Ryu in the face and sent him crashing through another wall with incredible force and he was knocked down.
Lori then slashed a bunch of pig minions and Teresa and Arpeggio fired sonic blasts and laser feathers and Lori slashed the pigs all over the place and turned them into pork cuts. They were now over 1,000,000 pounds of pork. They won.
Ryu got up.
Ryu: Most impressive battle.
Lori: Thank you Ryu.
Ryu: I will gladly go with you all to kill Bison and his organization.
Lori: Thank you
Me: Lets go to where E. Honda is.
We were off to Downtown Tokyo.
Battle 2: Clayface, Sandman, Lynn and Syd Chang VS E. Honda and Shiv in Japan
In downtown Tokyo, we were in a local bath house and we saw E Honda!
Edmond Honda (江戸主水本田 Edomondo Honda?), more commonly known as E. Honda, is a video game character from the Street Fighter series, first appearing in Street Fighter II. He is an honorable champion Sumo wrestler that values tradition.
n his Street Fighter II back story, E. Honda is mentioned to have began his training as a child, singularly focused on becoming the greatest sumo wrestler of all time. He would eventually achieve the highly-revered titled of "Ōzeki" (in the English localization, he was incorrectly stated as having achieved the title Yokozuna, though his recent appearance states that he's generally considered good enough for that title, but only held back by some of his rather outlandish techniques).
Street Fighter Alpha 2
E. Honda appears here as more of a cameo - though a significant one - in Sodom's storyline and a bit to his own in the next game. Sodom, obsessed with both Japanese culture and trying to revive Mad Gear, attempts to recruit sumo wrestlers, citing them as strong warriors. To achieve this he enters a sumo wrestling competition and faces Fuji-no-miya, who is revealed to be Edmond Honda. Agreeing to join Mad Gear if Sodom wins, Honda gives the match a go and defeats Sodom, though he is impressed by his effort nevertheless, according to their dialogue in Alpha 3.
Street Fighter Alpha 3
His storyline in this game serves more of a prologue to his appearance in Street Fighter II, with him traveling the world looking for strong opponents and to show the strength of sumo wrestling. Along the way, he meets Ryu and has a sparring match with him, and tells Sakura later on where she can find him. About this time, he fights Sodom again in a friendly match as well. His wanderings lead him to Shadaloo's base, where he meets Zangief, and while the actual extent of which is unknown, the two are confirmed to have worked together to help destroy the base. In the aftermath, he took in a few of Bison's Dolls to give them somewhere to stay until they could regain their memories (which ones in particular is never exactly certain, due to Capcom reusing sprites in his ending for the girls).
Street Fighter II
E. Honda became upset that the rest of the world did not view sumo wrestling with the reverence of the Japanese. He entered into the second World Warrior tournament, intent on showing everyone that sumo wrestlers rank among the greatest fighters in the world. Beyond this, he yearns also to improve and prove his own strength, as well as to earn the title of Yokuzuna.
His involvement with the second tournament is also part of him investigating the Shadaloo organization in response to sumo wrestlers taking biochemical drugs, and learning of their involvement after capturing some of the dealers. His face painting and dual-nationality name assisted him to an extent with remaining covert during this. This aspect of his character was conceived well before Street Fighter Alpha 3 and his storyline there.
After the tournament and the fall of Shadaloo, Honda returned to Japan where he continued engaging in sumo wrestling and continuing to run his bath house and training his disciples.
Super Street Fighter IV
Honda is not back in Japan for long - he soon joins another international fighting tournament. However his goals have apparently not changed much at all, as he is once again fighting to prove the strength of sumo to the world. During the tournament, he meets up with his old comrade Hakan, but loses his match against him. They later agree to meet again in Japan, but Honda warns him not to expect him to lose. He also encounters El Fuerte, and helps the aspiring chef by telling him about Japanese food.
After the tournament he exclaims "Look out, Olympics, here I come!". However, while on a plane, he comes to the conclusion that in order to get sumo into the Olympics, he will have to join the IOC (International Olympic Committee) himself.
Street Fighter V series
During the events of the game, E. Honda is in a gourmet trip with Hakan and is searching for new disciples.
Having been originally leaked on July 2019, E. Honda, along with Final Fight characters Lucia and Poison, was confirmed as a playable fighter in Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition.
In his character story, he attempts to teach some of the guests (specifcally Laura, Rashid and Ryu) in his bathhouse the proper manners to do after taking a bath. As many female guests appear on his bathhouse (particularly, Menat, Juri, R. Mika and Ibuki), Honda decides to make it into a perfect business.
Other story appearances
In Alex's character story, holograms of E. Honda and Hakan appear as opponents that attack together.
E. Honda also appears in Ibuki's character story when she remembers all the good people she met.
Me: Edmond Honda. (Kung Fu Bow) It's an honor to meet you.
E. Honda: (Japanese Accent) Same to you J.D. It's an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Laney: Same to you.
Me: We came here because we need your help. We're going to kill M. Bison and destroy his evil organization and reign of terror once and for all.
E. Honda: I will gladly help you all out. But lets have a match to see what you are made of so to speak.
Syd Chang: It'll be an honor.
Lynn: Count me in.
Shiv then came out.
Shiv: Isn't this a coincidence.
Clayface: Had a feeling you would be here Shiv.
Sandman: Yeah.
Me: He's one of our frenemies so it's all right.
E. Honda: I understand.
Me: Go get him.
Lynn: With pleasure.
Syd Chang, Lynn, Sandman and Clayface went at them and Lynn formed a warclub of lava and smashed Shiv all over the place and burned him with it and kicked him and knocked him down and Syd fired waves of leaves and knocked Shiv down.
Clayface and Sandman formed hammers of earth and sand and smashed E. Honda all over the place.
Lynn: Try this one. EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: ROCK FIST DROP KICK!
Lynn enveloped her fists and feet in rock and punched E. Honda and kicked him with devastating force. Sending him crashing into the wall.
Syd Chang: And this one. WATER STYLE NINJA ART: WATER HAND CHOP!
Syd had her hand enveloped in water and she smashed E. Honda with a powerful Karate Chop and sent him crashing into the wall again.
Nico: Yeah!
Clyde: Way to go Syd!
E. Honda got up.
E. Honda: I will gladly help you all.
Me: Thank you E. Honda.
We went to go to Brazil to recruit Blanka.
Battle 3: Venom, Rhino, Laney and Clover VS Bane and Blanka in Brazil
In the Amazon Rainforests of Brazil we were there to recruit Blanka.
When we got to a village we saw Blanka!
Blanka (ブランカ Buranka?), also known by his birth name Jimmy (ジミー Jimī?), is a video game character from the Street Fighter series, first appearing in Street Fighter II. He is a feral man from the Brazilian jungle with green skin and the ability to generate electricity.
Despite taking on the appearance of a wild man, Blanka is generally passive and docile, and is fond of family connections and friendships as well as children, as seen in the animated series. Yet, when angered, Blanka attacks as though he was a wild animal let loose from a cage, ferociously attacking his opponents with predatorial rage.
As the series goes on, Blanka while retaining his usual manner of speech, starts to develop a bit more common sense; which ironically makes him a more cautious-minded foil to the hot-headed Dan Hibiki. His dislike of masked men, as he believes good people shouldn't hide their faces, is also shown in his rival battle with El Fuerte and also with his win quote against Vega.
Me: Blanka. It's an honor to meet you.
Blanka: Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Nico: Same to you. We came here to recruit you so we can go kill M. Bison and end his evil grip he has on the world.
Blanka: I will gladly help you. But first lets have a match to see how strong you are.
Venom: Gladly.
Rhino: This is gonna be interesting.
Clover: It sure will.
Laney: Yeah!
Bane then came out.
Bane: Hola amigos.
Me: Hola Bane.
Laney: Lets do it.
Laney, Venom, Rhino and Clover went at them and Laney punched Bane in the face and sent him crashing into a wall and she punched Blanka in the face and Venom, Rhino and Clover kicked and punched Balrog all over the place and really let him have it.
Laney: Watch this one. CELTIC STYLE NINJA ART: AVALON ENERGY KARATE KICK!
She enveloped her leg in green energy and kicked Blanka in the face with incredible force and sent him crashing into the ground.
Clover: Try this one. FLOWER STYLE NINJA ART: FLOWER ENERGY BLAST!
Clover fired a powerful energy blast made of flower petals and it slammed into Blanka and exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Blanka was down and he was beaten.
Blanka: Good fight. I will gladly help you.
Me: Awesome.
We then went to Peterson Air Force Base to recruit Guile.
Battle 4: Shadow the Hedgehog, Vegeta, Nico and Linka VS Myotismon and Guile at Peterson Air Force Base in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
We were walking along the paths of Peterson Air Force Base in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
Me: Didn't know Guile worked here at Peterson Air Force Base.
Nico: Sounds like you have been here before.
Me: I used to live here in Colorado and Peterson Air Force Base is one of Colorado's most widely known Air Force Bases.
Laney: This is so cool!
Lana: It sure is.
We then saw Guile training.
Guile (ガイル Gairu?) is a video game character from the Street Fighter series, first appearing in Street Fighter II. He is a major in the United States Air Force whose goal is to finish the criminal organization Shadaloo, while at the same time investigating the whereabouts of his best friend Charlie Nash.
Early Street Fighter II sketches and notes suggest that Guile was developed specifically to appeal to American fans. His physical appearance is strikingly different from the many Asian characters in the Street Fighter series, with light blue eyes (green in Street Fighter V) without eyebrows, a chiseled jaw, a permanent expression of bad mood on the face, and his most recognizable feature: a particularly tall flattop haircut. The length of Guile's hair varies greatly from appearance to appearance; it is relatively realistic in Street Fighter II, and impossibly tall in SNK vs. Capcom: SVC Chaos. Capcom source books suggest that Guile's famous hairdo is styled with a special-order army hair spray to keep it up (though he ends up fixing it quickly after a match).
Guile's all-American image includes military fatigues and United States flag tattoos on each shoulder; following standard United States military protocol, the stars are on the left hand side to give the illusion that the flag is flying 'towards' battle. The image of the uniformed American Airman is well known in Japan due to the number of United States Armed Forces bases present in that country.
Guile wears Charlie's dog tag alongside his own; in Street Fighter IV, one of Guile's alternate costumes resembles Charlie's costume.
In Street Fighter V, Guile wears a white military button shirt with dark blue emblems in each sides, a matching dark blue tie on the collar with 'US' emblems in each sides, dark blue military pants with a black belt on his waist and black combat shoes. He wears his signature sports sunglasses as part of his default costume and wears a blue ID with his imprinted full name on the right side and a gold eagle badge on the left. His first alternate costume is his classic attire in Street Fighter II and his second costume has him wearing a brown flak vest with a blue gray army jumpsuit with the sleeves are rolled up into cuffs and a white undershirt. He maintains wearing his sports sunglasses and black combat shoes from his primary outfit and wears Charlie's dogtag and his black watch from his primary outfit.
Guile: (GRUNTS!)
He punched a plank of wood and smashed it to pieces.
Me: Whoa!
Guile saw us.
Guile: Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's an honor to meet you all.
Me: (Salutes) Pleasure to meet you Major Guile.
Guile: What brings you all here to my home away from home?
Me: We came to recruit you so you can help us kill Bison and Shadaloo. I know he killed your friend Charlie Nash and I'm sorry about that. But M. Bison will pay for that with his life. We promise you.
Guile: I appreciate that and I will gladly help you all. I will make Bison pay with his life.
Nico: You got that right.
Myotismon then appeared.
Nico: Myotismon.
Myotismon: Well this is a good treat.
Nico: Lets have a good match before you help us.
Guile: Lets do it.
Nico, Vegeta, Shadow the Hedgehog and Linka went to face them.
Linka fired a blast of lightning at Guile and he fired a Sonic Boom blade at the blast and they collided and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Vegeta and Shadow and Nico fired energy and light blasts at both Myotismon and Guile and knocked them down. Guile got up.
Nico: Try this one. NOVA STYLE NINJA ART: NOVA FIRE FIST BLAST!
Fire enveloped Nico's fist and he fired a powerful blast of fire and it hit Guile and exploded!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Linka: Try this one! HELLFIRE STYLE NINJA ART: FIST BLAST OF HELL!
Linka had her fist enveloped in fire and she fired a fist of fire and it slammed into Guile and exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Guile got up.
Guile: I will gladly help you all now.
Me: Awesome. Lets head for Las Vegas, Nevada.
We were off to Las Vegas to face Balrog.
Battle 5: Power Girl, Sinestro, Talia and Carol VS Saïx and Balrog in Las Vegas, Nevada
We were in the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada. Good old Sin City.
Me: Las Vegas, Nevada. Such an awesome place to visit.
Laney: And the food is awesome.
Lana: It sure is.
We then saw someone flying towards us and we dodged it as it was a man that was badly mangled up and he had bruises and bleeding cuts and all of his teeth were knocked out.
Nico: HOLY SHIT!
Lana: Man what happened to him!
Mindy Chan: Balrog no doubt.
We saw him. It was BALROG!
Me: Balrog. You are the first on our hit list.
Balrog: Is that so?
Carol: That's right and we're going to kill you along with M. Bison.
Balrog: We'll see about that.
Saïx then appeared.
Carol: Hello Saïx.
Saïx: Nice to see you all here.
Balrog: Yo, Saïx! Take care of that blonde bitch for me!
Saix: (glares at Balrog) Don't tell me what to do, Balrog.
Me: (To the civilians) You guys may want to get out of here and quick. This is gonna get really ugly.
They agreed and left.
Lana went over to the machines to get some dough.
Power Girl, Sinestro, Talia and Carol went to face then and Carol kicked Saïx in his face and fired a blast of atomic energy at Balrog's glove and vaporized it and kicked him in the face and Power Girl fired her laser vision and the beams hit Balrog in his head and he screamed in excruciating agony and Talia fired waves of the Aurora Borealis at Saïx and Balrog and burned them and Sinestro fired blasts of yellow energy and they hit Balrog all over and exploded.
Talia: Take this one! METEOR STYLE NINJA ART: METEOR FIST SMASH!
Talia had her fist enveloped in a meteor and she punched Balrog in the face and smashed him all over over with it with incredible force!
Carol: Take this! ATOMIC STYLE NINJA ART: RADIOACTIVE MEGAPUNCH BLAST!
Carol had atomic energy form around her fist and she fired it and it slammed into Balrog and he exploded into flaming embers of blood and guts. Killing him instantly.
Vince: WOW! Nice one Carol!
Carla: YAY MOMMY!
Me: Way to go guys! 1 down and 3 to go.
Nico: Yep. Balrog has failed this city.
Lana had been raking in the bucks and she had won every single cent in the casino. She had won a total of $800,000,042,123,928,297.55. Lucky girl. We were then off to San Diego, California to recruit Ken.
Battle 6: Xion, Karai, Leni and Maggie VS King Hiss and Ken Masters in San Diego, California
We were at a big Navy Base in San Diego, California and we were there to recruit Ken Masters.
We found him at the docks of the shipyard and he was training hard.
Ken Masters (ケン・マスターズ Ken Masutāzu?) is a video game character and deuteragonist of the Street Fighter series, first appearing in the original Street Fighter. Similar to his longtime best friend and rival Ryu, Ken's goal is to test his power against many different fighters and strives to become stronger, but holds more restraint due to not wanting to jeopardize his family life.
Ken saw us.
Ken Masters: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's such an honor to meet you all.
Me: Same to you Ken.
Lana: You are my favorite fighter on Street Fighter and you pack an awesome punch.
Ken Masters: Thank you.
Nico: We're going after M. Bison and we're going to kill him and destroy his evil empire once and for all.
Lola: We already killed his enforcer Balrog.
Ken Masters: Awesome. I will gladly help you.
Me: After some of us have a match with you. I know you want to test your limits.
Ken Masters: I would be honored.
Xion: Lets do it.
Karai: (Japanese Accent) Lets.
Leni: This is totes gonna be fun.
Maggie: Yeah.
King Hiss then came out.
Leni: King Hiss.
King Hiss: Leni. Lets get it on.
Xion: With pleasure.
They went at Ken and Leni kicked King Hiss in the face and fired gravity blasts at him and knocked him all over and Xion, Karai and Maggie fired blasts of energy and elemental power and the blasts smashed Ken all over the place and fired blasts of energy and they slammed into him all over.
Leni: Take this! SCREECH STYLE NINJA ART: SUPERSONIC FIST BLAST!
Leni enveloped her fist in sonic energy and fired a blast of energy from it and it slammed into Ken and blew him around.
Maggie: Try this one! DARK STYLE NINJA ART: DARK ANGEL KARATE DROP KICK!
Maggie spread her wings of darkness and enveloped her leg in dark fire and smashed Ken all over with a powerful kick and knocked him down.
Ken was knocked down and he got up.
Ken: Great fight.
Xion: Thanks Ken. It was awesome.
Maggie: It sure was.
Ken came with us and we set out for China to recruit Chun-Li.
Battle 7: William, Shego, Luan and Stella VS Vypra and Chun-Li in China
We were in the Market Street in Shanghai, China.
Qin: It's good to be back in Shanghai.
Laney: It sure is.
Shego: Yep.
We then heard the sounds of fighting and we saw Chun-Li beating up a bunch of criminals with incredible power.
Chun-Li (春麗 or チュンリー Shunrei or Chunrī?, Simplified Chinese: 春丽) is the main female protagonist of the Street Fighter series, originally debuting in Street Fighter II. The first female fighter in the series, she is an expert martial artist and Interpol officer who relentlessly seeks revenge for the death of her father at the hands of M. Bison.
Me: Whoa! She is powerful.
Chun-Li saw us.
Chun-Li: Hey guys!
Mindy Chan: (Speaking Chinese) 春丽老师你好 (Hello Chun-Li Sensei)
Me: It's good to see you again Chun-Li. We came here to recruit you. We're going to kill M. Bison so we can make him and his evil organization pay.
Laney: That's right.
Lana: We already killed Balrog.
Chun-Li: I will gladly help you all. Bison will pay for killing my father.
Me: And he will die a horrible death when we're through with him.
Lola: You got that right.
Vypra then appeared.
Vypra: Looks like it's time for some fun.
Luan: It sure is Vypra.
Chun-Li: One of your frenemies?
Mindy Chan: That's right.
Me: Lets do it.
William, Shego, Luan and Stella went at Chun-Li and Vypra. Luan formed a sword of light and Vypra unsheathed her sword and she and Luan clashed powerfully and Luan kicked her in the face and William, Shego and Stella fired blasts of fire and green fire and they hit Chun-Li and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Chun-Li fired a blast of energy and Shego fired a wave of energy and the blasts collided and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Luan: Try this one. LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: FIST DANCE OF LIGHT!
Luan enveloped her fists in light and punched Chun-Li all over with a flurry of fisticuffs.
Stella: Try this one! SCORCH STYLE NINJA ART: SCORCHING PALM FLARES!
Stella fired blasts of fire from her hands and they hit Chun-Li and exploded!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Chun-Li was knocked down.
Chun-Li came along with us. Next we went to Russia to recruit Zangief.
Battle 8: Rubberband Man, Inque, Lily and Anastasia VS Ebon and Zangief in Russia
In Moscow, Russia we were over there to find Zangief.
Anastasia: Moscow, my home city.
Lori: This is literally so awesome.
Nico: I love Moscow. It's awesome learning all about the history of Russia.
Lana: It has a lot of history that dates back to the 16th century.
Lola: Yep.
Nicole: We were here on our Worldwide Adventure and we learned so much here.
Laney: We sure did.
Mary Knudson: Yeah.
Russian Dance music was heard and we followed it and we saw Zangief doing a traditional Russian Dance.
Zangief (ザンギエフ Zangiefu?, Russian: Зангиев, Zangiyev), also known as the "Red Cyclone" (赤きサイクロン Akaki Saikuron?), is a video game character from the Street Fighter series, first appearing in Street Fighter II. He is a national Russian hero who is always seen fighting for the glory of his country.
Zangief saw us.
Zangief: (Russian Accent) Ah comrades of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. What brings you all to Russia?
Me: (Speaking Russian) Приятно познакомиться, товарищ Зангиев. (It's a pleasure to meet you comrade Zangief.)
Anastasia: We came here to recruit you so we can kill M. Bison.
Me: I can tell that our friends over here in Russia are sick of him. We already killed Balrog.
Zangief: Indeed we are and he deserves to be destroyed.
Lana: We won't let him get away with his crimes and he will pay for them with his life.
Lola: He will.
Zangief: I agree.
Ebon then appeared.
Lily: Hello Ebon.
Ebon: You all here for Zangief I see.
Me: We are.
Ebon: He's still affiliated with the Soviet Union.
Zangief: Actually not anymore. After the Soviet Union fell from power in 1991 I am now part of the Russian Federation.
Ebon: Oh. Sorry.
Laney: Shall we dance?
Rubberband Man, Inque, Lily and Anastasia went to face Zangief and Ebon.
Zangief: (To Anastasia) You look familiar to me somehow.
Anastasia: That's because I am familiar. I am Anastasia Nikolaevna, Grand Duchess of Tsar Nicolas II of Russia.
Zangief gasped.
Zangief: But that's impossible. Anastasia disappeared in 1917 when the Tsarhood fell from power.
Me: That was one of the biggest mysteries of the early 20th Century. Over 103 Years ago, Anastasia disappeared and she is now with us thanks to Lori Loud.
Lori: It's literally true.
Rubberband Man: Lets dance.
Rubberband Man stretched and punched Zangief in the face and Lily fired a blast of water and it smashed into Ebon and knocked him down and Inque and Anastasia fired blasts of ink and fire and they slammed into Zangief and knocked him down.
Lily: Try this one! OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: BLUE SEA PALM BLAST!
Lily enveloped her fist in blue water and fired a powerful blast of water at Zangief and it hit him and knocked him down.
Anastasia: Try this one! ICE STYLE NINJA ART: ICE KARATE PALM OF ANASTASIA!
Anastasia enveloped her hand in ice and smashed it onto Zangief and knocked him down. We recruited Zangief and we were off to Calcutta, India.
Battle 9: Paragus, Oceanus Shenron, Girl Jordan and Raj VS Russ Cargill and Dhalsim in India
In Calcutta, India we were there to recruit Dhalsim. It was gonna be interesting.
Laney: We're back in Calcutta.
Me: Yep. Awesome place and the Curry is awesome here.
Chun-Li: It sure is.
Lola: I love the curry.
We went into a temple and we saw Dhalsim.
Dhalsim (ダルシム Darushimu?, Hindi: दाल्सीम, Dālsīma) is a video game character from the Street Fighter series, first appearing in Street Fighter II. He is a Yoga Master who possesses the ability to stretch his body and conjure fire.
Dhalsim: (India Accent) Ah Team Loud Phoenix Storm. What brings you all to India?
Me: It's an honor to meet you Dhalsim. We came to recruit you so we can kill M. Bison.
Dhalsim: I see.
Raj: (India Accent) M. Bison has tormented our entire planet for far too long and he has to be stopped at all costs.
Lazlo: That's right.
Me: We're not gonna let him get away with his crimes and he will be punished for them.
Dhalsim: I will gladly help you all my friends.
Me: We appreciate it Dhalsim.
Russ Cargill then appeared.
Girl Jordan: And Russ Cargill is here.
Russ Cargill: Yep.
Raj: Lets do it.
Paragus, Oceanus Shenron, Raj and Girl Jordan then went at Dhalsim and Russ Cargill and Girl Jordan punched Russ in the face and sent him crashing into a wall and Paragus and Oceanus Shenron fired blasts of energy at Dhalsim and he stretched and punched the blasts and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Raj and Girl Jordan kicked him in the face.
Girl Jordan: Take this! SOLAR STYLE NINJA ART: KARATE OF SOLARIS!
Girl Jordan enveloped her fists in solar fire and she punched Dhalsim all over the place with incredible power.
Raj: Try this one. INDIA STYLE NINJA ART: INDIAN KALARIPAYATTU!
Raj was enveloped in Orange, White and Green energy and he kicked and punched Dhalsim all over with the power of the Kalaripayattu style and knocked him down.
Me: WHOA!
Lana: Awesome!
Lucy Loud: Wow.
Dhalsim came with us and we went to Northern Thailand to face Sagat.
Battle 10: Concrete Man, Impact Man, Sarah Gunnerson and Venom VS Koragg and Sagat in Thailand
We were at an amazing Buddhist Temple in Northern Thailand and it was an amazing place.
Me: Wow. This temple is amazing.
Laney: It sure is.
Lisa Simpson: I would love to come here to meditate.
Me: We all would.
Then we saw SAGAT!
Me: Sagat. Just who we're looking for.
Sagat: Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Did you come here to die?
Me: M. Bison is the one who's going to die. And you and Vega along with him.
Ryu: You will pay for your crimes Sagat.
Laney: And more.
Concrete Man, Impact Man, Sarah Gunnerson and Venom went to face him and Koragg came out.
Koragg: Lets dance.
Sarah Gunnerson: Lets.
Sarah formed a sword of crystal and they went at Sagat and Koragg. Koragg clashed with Sarah and she kicked him in the face and knocked him down and Venom entangled Sagat in black webbing. He busted out and fired a Tiger Blast at them and they dodged it and Impact Man smashed his pile driver into his face and Concrete Man entombed him in Concrete.
Sarah Gunnerson: Take this one. HEAT STYLE NINJA ART: HEAT RADIUS KICK!
Sarah enveloped her leg in fire and did a deadly spinning hook kick to his face and it left a burned shoe print on his right cheek and it knocked him down.
Venom: Take this one. VENOM STYLE NINJA ART: BLACK MAMBA VENOM PUNCH!
Venom had his hand form into a Black Mamba snake and it bit Sagat and Venom punched him in the stomach.
Venom then grabbed Sagat.
Venom: (to Sagat) Eyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks, so little time.
Venom then ate him in one bite and splattered his blood all over the place.
Me: 2 down.
Sarah Gunnerson: Good riddance.
We then went to Madrid, Spain to face Vega.
Battle 11: Lea, Francis, Lola and Clyde VS Firefly and Vega in Madrid, Spain
We were in the famous city of Madrid, Spain.
Me: We have never been to Madrid, Spain.
Nico: It's our first ever time in Madrid.
Edwayl: (Breton Accent) It sure is lads.
Andropov: (Russian Accent) It's a beautiful place comrades.
Laney: It's loaded with history.
We went into a cantina and we saw VEGA!
Me: Vega.
Vega: (Spanish Accent) So you all came here.
Me: To kill you. You will pay for your crimes Vega.
Ryu: You're going down.
Lola, Lea, Francis and Clyde went to face him as Firefly came out.
Vega: (to Firefly) Don't just stand there. Kill that stupid princess!
Firefly: (sarcastically) You're the boss.
Lola: Lets go!
They went at them and Lola kicked Firefly in the face and knocked him down and Lola fired a blast of fire and burned Vega's mask off and Francis and Lea kicked and slashed and burned his face and Clyde fired a wave of time energy and it hit him and rapidly aged Vega to where he looked like a 120 year old man.
Lola: Take this burning move! FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: ACHAEMENID FIST KICK!
Lola enveloped her fist and foot in fire and slammed them both into Vega's face and burned him all over.
Clyde: I've had it with this monster! DECAY STYLE NINJA ART: PALM BLAST OF DECAY!
Clyde enveloped his fist in dark energy and he fired it at Vega and it hit him and Vega disintegrated into a pile of dust.
Me: Whoa! Nice work Clyde.
Clyde: Thanks J.D.
Syd Chang: Way to go Clyde!
Lincoln: That's my buddy for you.
We then went to Mexico City to recruit T. Hawk.
Battle 12: Mewtwo, Blackfire, Sam S.L. and Ronnie Anne VS Jimbo, Dolph & Kearney and T. Hawk in Mexico
We were over in Mexico City, Mexico and it was as beautiful as we remember seeing it.
Ronnie Anne: Mexico City. It's just as beautiful as I remember it.
Lincoln: It sure is.
Laney: I remember seeing Mexico City on our trip and it was awesome.
Lana: It sure was.
Lola: Yeah.
Then we saw T. Hawk and he was getting something to drink.
Thunder Hawk (サンダー・ホーク Sandā Hōku?), is a video game character from the Street Fighter series, first appearing in Super Street Fighter II. He is a Native American from Mexico whose ancestral homeland was taken over by Shadaloo, forcing him into exile.
We went over to him.
Me: Are you T. Hawk?
T. Hawk: (Spanish Accent) Si. It's an honor to talk to you señor Knudson.
Me: It's an honor to talk to you T. Hawk. We came to recruit you so we can kill Bison.
T. Hawk: You came to the right person J.D. I will gladly help you in killing Bison. He will pay for exiling me from my Ancestral homeland.
Me: And he will in blood.
Mewtwo: We won't let him get away with his crimes.
Sam S.L.: He will pay.
Blackfire: Yeah.
Then Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney appeared.
Sam S.L.: Not you three douchebags again.
Jimbo: We're gonna pound you all into pulp.
Blackfire: Not if we can help it.
T. Hawk: Lets have a match before I join you.
Blackfire: Good idea.
Mewtwo, Blackfire, Sam and Ronnie Anne went at the Three Bullies and T. Hawk and Sam punched Jimbo in the face and kicked Dolph and Kearney in their crotches and knocked them down and Sam punched T. Hawk in the face and Mewtwo, Blackfire and Ronnie Anne fired blasts of fire and energy at him and they hit him and exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Sam S.L.: PLASMA STYLE NINJA ART: PLASMA BALL BLAST!
Sam formed a ball of fire and fired it at T. Hawk and it slammed into him and exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Ronnie Anne: Here's this. HEAT STYLE NINJA ART: AZTECAN DROP KICK!
Ronnie Anne had her leg enveloped in fire and she jumped and the Aztec God of Fire, Kukulan appeared behind her and she landed the kick onto T. Hawk and sent him crashing into the ground.
T. Hawk came with us and we went to Hong Kong to recruit Fei Long.
Battle 13: Sandpit, Gargoyle (W.I.T.C.H), Sora Takenouchi and Sakura Avalon VS Springfield Mafia and Fei Long in Hong Kong (China)
In Hong Kong, China we were there to recruit Fei Long. We arrived at a temple and we saw Fei Long teaching his students.
Fei Long (フェイロン Fei Ron?, Traditional Chinese: 飛龍) is a video game character from the Street Fighter series, first appearing in Super Street Fighter II. He is an action film star from Hong Kong who enters tournaments to test his skill as a martial artist.
They were highly trained and learning fast.
Me: Wow. Look at them train.
Nico: He's a great teacher.
Mindy Chan: He sure is.
Fei Long saw us.
Fei Long: Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's an honor to meet you all my friends.
Me: (Kung Fu Bow) Same to you Fei Long. We came here to recruit you so we can kill M. Bison.
Fei Long: I see. I will gladly help you all.
Nico: Awesome.
Then the Springfield Mafia came.
Sora Takenouchi: Not the Springfield Mafia.
Louie: You got a beef with us?
Sora Takenouchi: You bet I do.
Sandpit: Lets do it.
Gargoyle: Lets dance.
Sakura Avalon: Lets do this.
Sora, Sandpit, Gargoyle and Sakura went at the Springfield Mafia and Fei Long and Sora punched and kicked the Mafia all over and went at Fei Long and kicked him in the face and Sora fired blasts of fire and Sandpit, Gargoyle and Sakura fired blasts of fire, sand and darkness at Fei Long and they hit him and exploded.
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Sora: Try this one! TYPHOON STYLE NINJA ART: TYPHOON HAGIBIS!
Sora fired a massive wave of wind and it spun Fei Long in a powerful vortex.
Sakura Avalon: Try this! CELTIC STYLE NINJA ART: AVALON ENERGY BALL PALM BLAST!
Sakura formed a ball of green energy in her palm and fired it and it slammed into Fei Long and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Fei Long then came with us and we were off to Jamaica to recruit Dee Jay.
Battle 14: Killer Frost, Poison Ivy, Lana and Oceanus Shenron VS Vexen and Dee Jay in Jamaica
We arrived in Kingston, Jamaica and we were there to recruit Jamaica.
Me: Wow. Jamaica.
Laney: We have never been here before.
Me: My dad has. It's so beautiful here.
Laney: It sure is.
Me: I would not want to come here during Hurricane Season though.
Nico: Me neither.
Lana: Yeah.
Me: The fishing is awesome though. Great fish to catch here in Jamaica.
Lola: Cool.
We heard festive music and we saw Dee Jay.
Dee Jay (ディージェイ Dī Jei?, DJ) is a video game character from the Street Fighter series, first appearing in Super Street Fighter II. He is a Jamaican kickboxer who has made enormous strides in fame in the Street Fighter world not just as a fighter, but also as a world famous musician and recording artist.
He was dancing and he was a great dancer.
Laney: He sure is a great dancer.
Lucy Loud: I like how he moves.
Lily: He sure does love to dance.
Dee Jay saw us.
Dee Jay: (Jamaican Accent) Team Loud Phoenix Storm! What brings you all here mon?
Me: We came to recruit you so we can kill Bison. He terrorized our world for far too long.
Dee Jay: I see. You called the right man mon.
Laney: Awesome.
Vexen then came out.
Lana: This is gonna be good.
Vexen: Indeed.
Killer Frost, Poison Ivy, Lana and Oceanus Shenron were facing Dee Jay and Vexen. Lana fired a blast of ice and froze Vexen in a block of ice and she went at Dee Jay and kicked him in the face and Killer Frost and Oceanus Shenron fired blasts of energy and ice at him and froze him and blew him around in a vortex and Poison Ivy cut him with her leaves.
Lana: Try this one. ICE STYLE NINJA ART: ICE BREATH BLAST!
Lana blew out a huge blast of cold air and froze Dee Jay some more.
Oceanus Shenron: And this one. OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: AZURE SEA FIST PUNCH!
Oceanus Shenron enveloped her fist in water and smashed it into Dee Jay and knocked him down.
Dee Jay came with us like he agreed. Next we went to face Cammy in England.
Battle 15: Maria, Bai Tza, Luna Loud and Akiza VS Hydro Man and Cammy in England
We were over in a castle in England.
Luna: This is an amazing castle dudes.
Akiza: It sure is.
Maria: I wouldn't mind coming here to see it on vacation.
Bai Tza: It's amazing.
We then heard fighting. We went over and saw Cammy fighting a bunch of bad guys.
Cammy White (キャミィ・ホワイト Kyamī Howaito?), also known by the codename Killer Bee (キラービー Kirā Bī?), is a video game character from the Street Fighter series, first appearing in Super Street Fighter II. The second female fighter in the series, she was at one-time a deadly clone assassin that used to be working for Shadaloo before breaking free and becoming a MI6 operative for the British government.
Me: Cammy. Lets go!
We went over and helped her out.
Cammy: (British Accent) Hey guys. It's good to see you.
Me: Same to you Cammy.
Mindy Chan: Thought you might like some help.
Cammy: I appreciate it.
We went at the Bad Guys and punched and kicked them all over and then Hydro Man came out.
Hydro Man: So you guys are here too.
Me: Yep.
Maria: Lets get him.
Bai Tza: With pleasure.
Bai Tza, Maria, Luna Loud and Akiza went at Hydro Man and fired waves of water and energy at him and smashed him into pulp all over.
Luna Loud: Take this dude! METAL STYLE NINJA ART: SPIKY METAL BRASS KNUCKLES!
Luna had metal form around her fingers and they formed into spiked brass knuckles and she punched Hydro Man in the face and splattered his face everywhere.
Akiza: And try this. WATER STYLE NINJA ART: ENGLISH MARSH PALM STRIKE!
Akiza had water form around her hand and she slammed it into Hydro Man and splattered him all over the place with incredible power.
We then went to Tanzania.
Battle 16: Rex Goodwin, J.D. and the Signers VS Gurimo in Tanzania
We were over in the Serengeti in Tanzania.
Me: It's interesting coming to Tanzania.
Lincoln: I wonder why we are here.
?: To face me.
We saw a man dressed in a cloak and he had a cloak and a monocle on his face. It was GURIMO, RAFAEL'S SUBORDINATE!
Gurimo is a member of Doma, appearing only in the Waking the Dragons story arc of the second anime series.
Gurimo is Rafael's subordinate. In the first episode of the Doma arc, he defeats Rex Raptor and Weevil Underwood and captures their souls. Later, after Rafael, Valon, and Alister steal the Egyptian God Cards from Yugi Muto, they give "Obelisk the Tormentor" to Gurimo, who proceeds to challenge Yugi using it and "The Seal of Orichalcos". By infecting it with the Seal's power, Gurimo even manages to control "Obelisk" without the fatal side effects which usually occur when those deemed "unworthy" attempt to Summon the Egyptian Gods.
Yugi defeats "Obelisk" with "Brave Attack", and later won the Duel with "Diffusion Wave-Motion" and "Dark Magician Girl". Due to losing, Gurimo had his soul absorbed by the Orichalcos after he tosses "Obelisk" to Rafael.
While what happened to him after his duel with Yami is unknown, as he is not seen in the rest of the series, it is presumed his soul was freed after Dartz and the Great Leviathan was destroyed.
Yugi: Not you again!
Rafael: Gurimo. I didn't expect to see you here.
Gurimo: It is good to see you again Rafael.
Me: Weren't you the first member of Dartz's evil organization that Pharaoh Atem defeated?
Gurimo: That is correct. He was a very formidable adversary and he beat me in a duel.
Me: Well Dartz is dead and so is the Great Leviathan.
Heidi: And I sealed Dartz and the Great Leviathan into the very dark recesses of my mind for all eternity. You're looking at his killer. Me.
Gurimo: So you are the one that killed Master Dartz.
Heidi: That's right and he deserved it. For 10,000 years he has plagued our planet with sprees of destruction, chaos and hatred all because of his own evil desires to destroy the planet.
Me: If it's a fight you want, you'll get one.
Yusei: And we'll help you J.D.
Jack Atlas: (Australian Accent) That's right!
Akiza: Lets get him.
Rex Goodwin then appeared.
Rex Goodwin: Let me help you guys too.
Me: Okay Rex. This is gonna be good.
Gurimo: You will pay for killing Dartz.
He activated his Duel Disk.
Me: Bring it on.
Gurimo: I summon MAURAUDING CAPTAIN, SHADOW TAMER, MAKYURA THE DESTRUCTOR and WARRIOR DAI GREPHER!
He summoned said monsters.
Me: You use Warrior Monsters.
Gurimo: Indeed. I activate SHIELD WALL and BRONZE KNIGHTS!
He activated said spell cards and 4 Shield Wall monsters and 3 Bronze Knights appeared.
Gurimo: And it's about to get more devastating from here. I activate THE SEAL OF ORICHALCOS!
He activated it and a green circle formed underneath him and expanded out and formed around us. He lifted his head and he had the Seal of Orichalcos glowing in the middle of his forehead and his eyes were glowing red with pure evil! The level of hatred and rage burning inside them was incredible!
Me: Oh shit!
Rex Goodwin: This is not good.
Gurimo: I then equip myself with SWORD OF KUSANAGI!
He equipped himself with said card.
Me: Impressive selection. I summon PHOENIX REBIRTH DRAGON, URIA, LORD OF SEARING FLAMES, ROYAL FIRESTORM GUARDS, FIRE PRINCESS, BURNING ALGAE, TWIN-HEADED FIRE DRAGON, FOX FIRE, DARKFIRE SOLDIER #2, CHARUBIN THE FIRE KNIGHT, TENKABITO SHIEN, BLAZING INPACHI, RAGING FLAME SPRITE, BURNING BEAST, SPIRIT OF FLAMES, MOLTEN ZOMBIE, GAIA SOUL THE COMBUSTIBLE COLLECTIVE, INFERNO, INVASION OF FLAMES, SOLAR FLARE DRAGON, FLAME CHAMPION, HINOTAMA SOUL, FLAME VIPER, FLAME CEREBRUS, FLAME RULER, LADY ASSAILANT OF FLAMES, FLAME SPIRIT IGNIS, INFERNAL FLAME EMPEROR, OLD ENTITY CTHUGUA, INARI FIRE and FIREYAROU!
I summoned said monsters and I had a lot of fire monsters.
Me: I then equip myself with DIVINE SWORD - PHOENIX BLADE and SALAMANDRA!
I activated said spells and the Divine Sword - Phoenix Blade appeared in my hands and a dragon made of pure fire formed around the blade.
Rex Goodwin: You will love this guys. I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL WIRAQOCHA RASCA!
He summoned the Condor Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca!
Rex Goodwin: Then I activate EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL WEAPON TRANSMIGRATION!
He activated said card and Wiraqocha Rasca transformed into a powerful Flamberge Sword and it was awesome. Its hilt was now Wiraqocha Rasca's head and the blade was his wings and it was glowing with neon purple energy and its handle was now its legs and talons. It was the FLAMBERGE OF WIRAQOCHA RASCA!
Rex Goodwin: I then summon SUN DRAGON INTL, MOON DRAGON QUILLA, ORACLE OF THE SUN, WEEPING IDOL and FIRE ANT ASCATOR!
He summoned said monsters.
Me: WHOA! That is awesome! You have an Inca Deck.
Rex Goodwin: That's right.
Me: And that sword is amazing.
Rex Goodwin: It sure is.
Yusei Fudo: Now it's my turn. I summon STARDUST DRAGON, EARTHQUAKE GIANT, QUILLBOLT HEDGEHOG, SONIC CHICK, JUSTICE BRINGER and NITRO WARRIOR!
Yusei summoned said monsters.
Jack Atlas: I summon RED DRAGON ARCHFIEND, STRONG WIND DRAGON, BIG PIECE GOLEM, EXPLODER DRAGONWING, VICE DRAGON, MAD ARCHFIEND and TWIN-SWORD MAURAUDER!
Jack summoned said monsters.
Crow Hogan: I summon BLACK-WINGED DRAGON, BLACKWING - ELPHIN THE RAVEN, BLACKWING, GALE THE WHIRLWIND, BLACKWING - VAYU THE EMBLEM OF HONOR, BLACKWING - SHURA THE BLUE FLAME, BLACKWING - BORA THE SPEAR, BLACKWING - MISTRAL THE SILVER SHIELD, BLACKWING - SILVERWIND THE ASCENDENT, BLACKWING - KALUT THE MOON SHADOW, BLACKWING - SIROCCO THE DAWN, BLACKWING - FANE THE STEEL CHAIN, BLACKWING - GHIBLI THE SEARING WIND, BLACKWING - GUST THE BACKBLAST, BLACKWING - BLIZZARD THE FAR NORTH, BLACKWING - CALIMA THE HAZE, BLACKWING - BRISOTE THE TAILWIND, and BLACKWING - OROSHI THE SQUALL!
He summoned said monsters and they were awesome!
Luna: I summon ANCIENT FAIRY DRAGON, SUNLIGHT UNICORN, DREAMSPRITE, ARMORED WHITE BEAR, SUNNY PIXIE, SPIRIT OF THE BREEZE, FAIRY KING TRUESDALE and KURIBON!
Luna summoned said monsters.
Akiza: I summon BLACK ROSE DRAGON, SAMSARA LOTUS, ROSE TENTACLES, REGENERATING ROSE, PHOENIXIAN CLUSTER AMARYLLIS, LORD POISON, ROSE FAIRY, BLUE ROSE DRAGON, VIOLET WITCH, REVIVAL ROSE, DARK VERGER, QUEEN ANGEL OF ROSES, FALLEN ANGEL OF ROSES, ROSE PALADIN, ROSE, WARRIOR OF REVENGE, SPLENDID ROSE, GARDEN ROSE MAIDEN, and ROSARIA, THE STATELY FALLEN ANGEL!
She summoned said monsters of the rose and they were amazing and awesome!
Me: WHOA! Those are awesome monsters! (Sniffs) And they give off a very fragrant scent of roses.
Akiza: They sure do.
Leo: And now for me. I summon LIFE STREAM DRAGON, POWER TOOL DRAGON, MORPHTRONIC BOOMBOXEN and GADGET DRIVER!
Leo summoned said monsters.
Me: Now you will face the powers of the Seven Signers of the Crimson Dragon. Lets get him!
We went at Gurimo and we brutally clashed in a massive battle. I clashed with Gurimo and kicked him in the face and punched him in the stomach and slashed him all over and the Signers all slashed him and blasted him with their monsters and powers and blasted him all over the place and more. Our monsters destroyed his monsters and knocked him around all over the place and more.
Me: Try this on! RAINBOW STYLE NINJA ART: RAINBOW FIST STRIKE BLAST!
I enveloped my fist in rainbow energy and I fired it at Gurimo and it slammed into him and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Signers: Now take this! WARP STYLE NINJA ART: PSYCHIC MIND PALM BLAST!
The Signers all fired blasts of energy from their palms and they converged and fired at Gurimo and slammed into him and exploded with incredible power!
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Then the Seal of Orichalcos took Gurimo and sent his soul and body into the darkness of hell for all eternity.
Me: Good riddance.
Battle 17: Gantu, Panda King, Shanan, Sailor Moon and Laney VS Ninjana in Taiwan
We were over in Taipei, Taiwan and it was one of the coolest cities in all of Eastern Asia.
Me: Taipei, Taiwan. This is one of the cities I've never been to before.
Nico: I've been here several times before actually. It's really something and it's home to that.
We saw a really tall cool building. It was TAIPEI 101!
The Taipei 101, formerly known as the Taipei World Financial Center (臺北國際金融中心), is a supertall skyscraper designed by C.Y. Lee and C.P. Wang in Xinyi, Taipei, Taiwan. This building was officially classified as the world's tallest from its opening in 2004 until the 2010 completion of the Burj Khalifa in Dubai, UAE.
Its elevators, capable of traveling 60.6 km/h (37.7 mph) and used to transport passengers from the 5th to 89th floor in 37 seconds, set new records upon completion. In 2011 Taipei 101 received a Platinum rating under the LEED certification system to become the tallest and largest green building in the world. The structure regularly appears as an icon of Taipei in international media, and the Taipei 101 fireworks displays are a regular feature of New Year's Eve broadcasts.
Taipei 101's postmodernist architectural style evokes traditional Asian aesthetics in a modern structure employing industrial materials. Its design incorporates a number of features that enable the structure to withstand the Pacific Ring of Fire's earthquakes and the region's tropical storms. The tower houses offices and restaurants as well as both indoor and outdoor observatories. The tower is adjoined by a multilevel shopping mall that has the world's largest ruyi symbol as an exterior feature.
Taipei 101 is owned by Taipei Financial Center Corporation. The skyscraper opened on 31 December 2004 to celebrate New Year's Eve.
Me: Taipei 101, the 10th Tallest Building in the world.
Nico: Yep. It's an amazing feat of architecture.
Lana: It sure is.
We went inside it and it was an amazing building. It had a magnificent lobby that looked like a dragons ribcage.
Me: Wow! Look at this lobby.
Lola: This is amazing.
Laney: It sure is.
Lynn: I didn't know it was this well built.
Lori: Me neither.
But then we saw a figure swoop across the ceiling with incredible speed and it was so fast that we couldn't keep up.
Nico: Whoa! Look at that!
The figure then jumped and landed in front of us and it was Ninjana!
Ninjana is a ninja-themed Youma who is the final Youma created by Kunzite when he transformed tabloid photographer Nana Asahina into a Youma. She appeared in episode 43 where the Sailor Guardians fight each other to trick the Dark Kingdom.
Her main objective was to spy on the Sailor Senshi and gather more information.
Ninjana robbed OSA-P to lure the Sailor Senshi out. Sailor Moon and the rest of the Sailor Senshi arrived to stop her but ended up having an argument. While they were distracted, Ninjana reverted to her human form and snapped photos of them, attempting to question them. After suspecting that Nana (Ninjana) was indeed associated with the Dark Kingdom, Sailor Moon agreed to meet her and claimed to give her more information about leaving the Sailor Senshi.
Ninjana and Kunzite ended up attacking Sailor Moon during their confrontation and Ninjana choked Sailor Moon with her bandana. Sailor Mars burned away the bandana with her fire and then Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Venus combined their attacks to strike Kunzite. He protected himself in a force field and fled, leaving Ninjana to face the Sailor Senshi alone. To even the odds, Ninjana was able to create four clones of herself. Sailor Mercury used bubbles to confuse Ninjana and Sailor Mars used her fire to destroy the clones. Sailor Moon then used her Moon Healing Escalation to turn Ninjana back into a human.
Powers
Ninjana can multiply herself and attacks with traditional ninja weapons, such as shurikens and a katana blade. She can also extend her bandana into a strangulation device.
Sailor Moon: Ninjana!
Ninjana: Its been a while Sailor Moon.
Gantu: (to Ninjana) I knew you were going to show up here.
Ninjana: Really now?
Shanan: Oh no! I didn't expect Bison to have one of you with him.
Qin: Who and what is Ninjana?
Shanan: She is what's called a Shinobian and they come from the planet Shinobus. Shinobus is a forest planet located 92,399 Light-Years away from Earth on the opposite side of the galaxy and the Shinobians are considered the deadliest and most formidable warriors in all of the galaxy. They possess power and skills that rival even that of the Saiyans.
Nico: I remember hearing about that. Vegeta told me that not even the Saiyans were a match for the Shinobians.
Qin: I didn't know they were that formidable!
Ninjana: That's right. I'm impressed that you know all about my kind Shanan.
Shanan: I have knowledge of all life in the entire universe.
Ninjana: I'm also amazed that you know all about what we went through when we were attacked by the Saiyans.
Shanan: It was because of Frieza that the Saiyans were sent to Shinobus.
Ninjana: That's true. But now I can exterminate the last of the Saiyans.
Shanan: I don't think so!
Gantu, Panda King, Shanan, Sailor Moon and Laney were facing Ninjana and they went at her and Shanan teleported and kicked her in the back and Gantu and Panda King fired blasts of fire and water and Sailor Moon fired blasts of light and the blasts all hit her and exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Laney tied her up in vines.
Shanan: Try this one! ALIEN STYLE NINJA ART: XENOMORPH ACID FIST!
Shanan had Xenomorph acid envelope her fist and she punched Oniwabandana in the face and burned her face and it burned like hell.
Laney: Take this! CELTIC STYLE NINJA ART: CAMELOT PALM ENERGY BLAST!
Laney fired a wave of green energy from her palm and it slammed into Ninjana and obliterated her into nothing. But not before she got scanned by me, Bella, Ben and Riley.
Me: Yeah!
Battle 18: Frightwig, Bleez, Megaforce Rangers and Becky VS Punch-a-Bunch in Costa Rica
In the city of San José, Costa Rica we were walking around the city.
Me: Wow. San José, Costa Rica.
Laney: It's beautiful here.
?: It sure is beautiful.
A figure came out and it was PUNCH-A-BUNCH from episode 19 of Zeo!
Punch-A-Bunch is a robot boxing monster who turned Adam into a trophy, he serves as the main villain of the episode "Challenges".
This boxing robot was an idea given by Prince Sprocket by Mondo when boxing against Cogs in the Skybase. He accompanies Sprocket and an army of Cogs in a construction site and faces off against the Green Ranger, he morphed and he took on the monster in a hand-to-hand combat. The Green Ranger was able to make a beat down on the monster and take him down with ease, but Sprocket was able to capture the Green Ranger when he calls Zordon for help. When the Pink, Yellow and Blue Rangers came in and battled the army of Cogs, Prince Sprocket had Klank & Orbus enlarge Punch-A-Bunch, the Red Ranger came into battle (having been off on his soul quest) and summons the Red Battlezord to take on Punch-A-Bunch. The Red Ranger had the upper hand, but Punch-A-Bunch used the freeze breath to clog up the Red Ranger's view, allowing the monster to make clean strikes, and taking out the Red Battlezord with ease using a massive jump punch, but destroying his right glove in the process. Sprocket then sends the monster for a break, saying that he will deal with the Rangers himself, back at the hide-out, Prince Sprocket upgraded Punch-A-Bunch by giving him spiky fists, he later returned and the Red Ranger came in the Red Battlezord to have a rematch, there was a boxing-style battle that took place, the Red Ranger had the upper hand, but Punch-A-Bunch use the freezing breath attach to clog up the Red Ranger's cockpit again, allowing the monster to get clean hits, not only that, but the Machine Empire had cheated, as the boxing rings have electricity, with all of this, Punch-A-Bunch was making a complete beat down on the Red Battlezord, Soon the boxing ring was destroyed by the Rangers in the Command Center and the fight was fair again. Eventually, the Red Battlezord was able to make a complete beat down on Punch-A-Bunch and was able to destroy the monster by spinning through the air and drilling through Punch-A-Bunch, making him explode into golden particles.
Adam Park: Punch-A-Bunch!
Punch-A-Bunch: Its been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You turned Adam into a trophy and the only way to free him was for Tommy to destroy you!
Punch-A-Bunch: That's right. Mistress Vypra was right. You have watched us all on TV.
Me: Never missed an episode.
Punch a Bunch: (to Adam Park) I really liked our little boxing session, Green Ranger. Ready for round two?
Bleez: You don't get to face Adam this time.
Troy: Time for Street Fighter to meet Samurai.
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Samurai!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Samurai Rangers.
Bleez, the Megaforce Rangers, Becky and Frightwig went at Punch-A-Bunch and Bleez kicked him in the face and fired blasts of energy and they hit him and exploded all over and the Megaforce Rangers blasted and slashed him all over and Frightwig pulverized him all over with her hair and Becky fired blasts of fire and leaves at him and burned him.
Megaforce Rangers: Take this! DIMENSION STYLE NINJA ART: DIMENSIONAL KARATE BLAST!
The Megaforce Rangers fired blasts of energy and they formed into all the rangers from over the course of 45+ Years and they slammed into Punch-A-Bunch and exploded all over.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Becky: And for good measure! PHOENIX STYLE NINJA ART: PHOENIX FIRE KARATE BLAST!
Becky fired a blast of fire from her hand and it slammed into Punch-A-Bunch and he exploded into a massive fireball of fire.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Yeah!
Nico: Punch-A-Bunch you have failed this world.
Me: Yes he has.
Battle 19: Ace, Breach, J.D. and Mindy Chan VS Lord Drakkon and M. Bison in Bangkok, Thailand
We were over in the capital city of Thailand, Bangkok and we were there to face M. Bison and make him pay for his crimes.
Me: He's here. I sense his energy.
Laney: I feel it too.
I sensed him at the city square and we saw a man wearing a cape.
Me: M. Bison.
He saw us.
M. Bison: The mighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: You will pay for your crimes Bison. Your reign of terror ends now! Today you die.
M. Bison: I don't think so.
Lord Drakkon came out.
Me: Lord Drakkon. Nice to see you.
Lord Drakkon: Indeed.
Mindy Chan: I'll face M. Bison and you can face Lord Drakkon, J.D.
Me: Okay.
Lord Drakkon: (to Mindy) Sure you don't want to face me while J.D. fights Bison?
Mindy: I'm sure. I called dibs on Bison.
Lord Drakkon: Okay then.
Me: Lets do this.
I went at Lord Drakkon and kicked him in the face and punched him in the stomach and knocked him down. He got up and punched at me and I kneed him in the face and knocked him down again. Mindy went at M. Bison and punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and he went at her and she dodged and flew at him and kicked him in the back and fired a Hadoken blast and it hit him and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Mindy teleported and used a Shoryuken on him and burned him and kicked him in the stomach and punched him in the face multiple times and kicked him in the face with powerful kicks. I fired powerful energy beams and Breach used her portals and sent the blasts at Bison through the portals and the blasts hit M. Bison and exploded all over the place and smashed him all over.
Mindy: Lets get him guys!
We all went at him and I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and dealt a huge powerful combo punch attack on his face and stars were spinning around his head and Nico punched Bison in the face and Ace fired beams of energy from her eyes and they hit him and exploded.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Laney fired barbs of thorns at him and they hit him and stabbed him all over and Lola and Lea fired blasts of fire and burned him all over. Chun-Li fired an energy blast and it slammed into him and exploded. Seeryn, Ooloo, Unda and Lystone fired blasts of fire, light and water and they slammed into Bison and exploded all over!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
The Samurai Rangers slashed him all over with their elemental blades and cut him all over.
Me: Take this one! SPECTRUM STYLE NINJA ART: SPECTRUM PALM ENERGY BLAST!
I fired a massive blast of rainbow energy from my hand and it slammed into Bison and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Mindy Chan: You are not welcome here on our planet! VOID STYLE NINJA ART: VOID ENERGY RASENGAN MEGABLAST!
Mindy formed a dark energy Rasengan and fired it like a Kamehameha Wave and it slammed into Bison and exploded with incredible power!
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Me: Time for some Teamwork!
Drag Strip: You got it boss!
Harley Quinn: Lets get him!
Drag Strip and Harley Quinn used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and they enhanced Drag Strip's Gravity Gun and Harley Quinn's Hammer Strength 100-fold.
Hound used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and Will Vandom used the Candrakar Cyber Planet Key and they enhanced their Machine Gun and Lightning Powers 100-fold.
Drag Strip and Harley Quinn: GRAVITY HAMMER SMASH!
Hound and Will Vandom: LIGHTNING MACHINE GUN BURST!
Jayden Shiba and Devon Michaels: FIRESTORM CHEETAH SLASH!
Kevin and Ravi Shaw: MAELSTROM GORILLA SLASH!
Emily and Zoey Reeves: EARTH JACKRABBIT SLASH!
Mike and Nate Silva: HURRICANE MANTIS SLASH!
Mia Watanabe and Steel: SKY SCARAB SLASH!
Antonio Garcia and Gem: GOLDEN LIGHT SLASH!
They fired their blasts and energy beams at once and the blasts hit him and exploded with incredible power!
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Me: Now you will pay the ultimate price for your crimes!
Ryu: I agree. No more killing Bison! JAPAN KAMEHAMEHA BLAST!
E. Honda: JAPAN MASENKO BURST!
Blanka: BRAZIL BEAM CANNON!
Guile: This is for killing my best friend Charlie! AMERICA KAMEHAMEHA BLAST!
Ken: AMERICA MASENKO BURST!
Chun-Li: This is for killing my father! CHINA KAMEHAMEHA BLAST!
Zangief: RUSSIA COMRADE KAMEHAMEHA!
Dhalsim: INDIA LAND KAMEHAMEHA!
T. Hawk: This is for destroying my homeland! MEXICO KAMEHAMEHA BLAST!
Fei Long: HONG KONG KAMEHAMEHA BLAST!
Dee Jay: JAMAICA KAMEHAMEHA BLAST!
Cammy: This is for destroying my past! ENGLAND KAMEHAMEHA BLAST!
Mindy Chan: HONOR OF LOVE KAMEHAMEHA BLAST!
Nico: NUOVA STAR KAMEHAMEHA!
Me: LIGHTNING STAR KAMEHAMEHA!
Lincoln: LIGHTNING DRAGON KAMEHAMEHA!
We fired powerful blasts of energy in different colors and they all slammed into Bison and exploded with incredible power!
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Guile: Now you will pay for your crimes!
Guile, Chun-Li and Cammy: AVENGING POWER KAMEHAMEHA!
They fired a massive blast of energy and it slammed into M. Bison's chest and exploded with incredible power!
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When the smoke cleared M. Bison was still standing, but we heard heartbeats and we then saw that his chest had been blown open and his black heart was exposed to the open!
Me: I'll finish him.
I went over to him and he was too weak to even move as blood was pouring out of his mouth and I walked up to him with eyes glowing red with hatred towards him. The Masters of Evil all regrouped.
Me: You have oppressed countless lives and killed thousands just to get what you want. It ends now!
I grabbed his black heart with my bare hands!
M. Bison: Wha...wha...WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
I had his heart beating in my hands.
Me: SENDING YOUR FUCKING ASS TO HELL!
I crushed his heart with my hands and it splattered all over the place and he died in an instant! I then fired an energy blast and completely obliterated his body in an instant.
His evil spirit then appeared.
Me: Never come back again.
I held my hand up to his face.
Me: HAKAI!
He glowed purple and screamed in excruciating pain as he was being completely obliterated. He was erased from existence forever as if he was never born at all. I then saw his evil headquarters and fired an energy blast at his office building and it hit it and the entire building exploded in a massive fiery explosion of rubble and debris!
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The entire building was completely destroyed and reduced to flaming rubble.
Me: Good riddance.
Nico: M. Bison, you have failed this universe.
Ryu: I'm glad that Bison is gone for good now.
Vypra: So are we.
Maria: I'm actually impressed that you guys managed to spread yourselves out individually for each fight.
Hydro Man: Thank you. But it's a shame that Dark Spicer couldn't make it.
William: I know.
Me: But maybe next time.
The Masters of Evil then teleport out.
Ryu: Thank you all so much for freeing the world from M. Bison.
Me: It was our pleasure Ryu.
We later went back home and the Street Fighter crew was now members of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Shadaloo has been completely destroyed.
Ryu: (To the viewers) Never follow the path of dishonor like M. Bison did or there will be serious consequences from us and Mindy Chan.
When I was done everyone was shocked and amazed!
Eli: Wow!
Qin: That was so awesome!
Lola: Yeah it sure was!
Chun Li: Boy I remember that day all too well.
SkullMeramon: And Sagat and Balrog are in the M.O.E. so Vega and M-Bison will be added too.
Nico: Good idea.
Megamind: But before we go after him, let's enjoy the scenery for a few hours.
Nico: Good idea.
Our stomachs growled.
Me: Lets go get some food.
Rarity: Oh indeed. All that fighting with Mashinki made me hungry.
Camie: Yeah that was awesome.
Bushroot: Got any veggies?
Arbormon: Bushroot told me he's a vegetarian.
Me: Thailand does have good vegetarian meals.
We arrived at a Thai Curry restaurant and we were having Coconut Curry and man was it good.
Me: Mmm. Coconut curry.
Nico: It's so good.
Lobo: Damn, Bangkok is always nice this time of year!
Me: Bangkok is always a beautiful place.
Qin: The buildings are all so amazing.
Nico: I went here many times during my stay in the Philippines and it was awesome.
Camie: It sure is a beautiful place.
Me: And also this is where one of my favorite songs from the 1980s is set. One Night in Bangkok by Murray Head.
Nico: Good song there.
Qin: Yep.
Thundermon: I love that song too.
Strikning: It's very catchy.
Me: Yep. Thailand also has lots of amazing buildings too. But see that building there.
I pointed to a ruined building.
Camie: That ruined burned building?
Me: Yep. That is the ruins of Shadoloo HQ.
Camie: Wow. What happened to it?
I smirked and Camie knew that I was responsible.
Camie: You blew it up?
Me: Yep. Blew the entire building to kingdom come.
Camie: Wow!
Me: Fired an energy blast at his office and it blew the entire building to smithereens.
Eli: Wow! Good riddance.
Xenia: Yeah.
Chun Li: That will send a big message to anyone that follows M-Bison.
Machinedramon: I could've made a bigger explosion.
Evil Aqua Man: Really now?
Me: Guys it's not a contest about destruction. It's about fun. Besides the Ridonculous Race is all about seeing new places and seeing new people and going to awesome fun spots around the world that we never went to.
Lily: He's right on that and we always have fun.
Nico: Yeah.
Donna Diego: You have a good point there.
Mindy Chan: And I love going all over the world and the Universe with you guys. It's so fun.
Qin: We always have fun.
Camie: Yeah it's awesome.
Cybertron Sideways: So, who wants to go after M Bison now and beat the crap out of him?
Mindy Chan: I do!
Qin: Knew she would call it. She did beat him before.
Nico: I love my sisters spirit.
Chun Li: This will be fun.
Eli: I sense that he is at the spot where you guys beat him before.
Nico: That's in the Bangkok town square.
Xenia: Nice.
Me: This is gonna be good.
New Wave: What are we waiting for?
Yani: Let's vamoose!
Nico: Lets!
We were off after paying for our food.
Me: Entrance time?
Nico: Entrance time.
We saw him in the town square and went at him.
M-Bison was waiting and then the spirits of the Street Fighter fighters and then they swirled around him and they converged and then…
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A massive fiery explosion went off above him and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we landed!
Me: Bison!
He saw us.
Me: Nice to see you again after so long.
Mindy Chan went up to him.
Mindy Chan: We have a score to settle Bison!
Slash Man: Hi. Hope you don't mind. But we let ourselves in.
M-Bison: You all killed me!
Me: You deserved it you son of a bitch!
Mindy Chan: That's right!
Mindy went up to him.
Mindy Chan: You are going to wish you were never born.
M-Bison: We'll see about that little girl!
He threw off his cape and then Mindy kicked him in his face and punched him in his stomach numerous times and then dealt a powerful uppercut.
Mindy: HADOUKEN!
She fired a blast of energy and it hit him and exploded!
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He was blasted down!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Nice one!
Mindy jumped over an attack from him.
They faced each other.
M-Bison: You've gotten stronger Mindy.
Mindy: Clearly you haven't changed at all.
M-Bison: Well watch this. PSYCHO CANNON!
He fired a powerful ball of purple energy!
Mindy: Two can play that! PSYCHO CANNON!
She too fired a ball of purple energy and the balls collided and then…
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!
The explosion from the blasts was so powerful that it shook everything and set much of the Town Square on fire!
Me: WHOA! What power!
Xenia: That was unbelievable!
Nico: Wow!
Mindy popped out of the smoke and kicked him in his face and she flipped back and M-Bison jumped at her and she ducked under him and kicked him in the stomach with devastating force and he belched out a huge amount of blood.
Mindy kicked him into a statue and he was down.
Cyber Cat: Give up while you can.
M Bison: (chuckles) Oh, you think this is going to end with just me? No. After me are 5 old friends your Turtle and Acolyte Friends knows. As well as 6 old friends your Disk Wars friends.
Puppetmon: What old friends?
M-Bison: Don't worry about it. You all won't live long enough to find out. Now, how about I kill you first? I've never killed a puppet before.
Puppetmon: Well see about that freak! (Echoing) PUPPET PUMMEL!
He smashed his hammer right onto his head with enough force to smash half of his body in half! Then he kicked him towards Mindy and she kicked him in his face and knocked out some of his teeth!
Nico: YEAH!
Then Red X, Saix, Larxene, Iceage, Firefly, Evil Green Ranger, Toad, Kangor, Tala, See-More, Megavolt, Psyphon, Evil Fire Man, Burnertron, Virgo Zodiarts, Doc Duodenum, Evil Yamato Man, Mandragora, Evil Star Man, and Rainbow Raider appeared.
Nico: Red X, Saix, Larxene, Iceage, Firefly, Evil Green Ranger, Toad, Kangor, Tala, See-More, Megavolt, Psyphon, Evil Fire Man, Burnertron, Virgo Zodiarts, Doc Duodenum, Evil Yamato Man, Mandragora, Evil Star Man, and Rainbow Raider.
Red X: Boy your sister is really going at him Nico.
Nico: Yeah she sure is!
Lola: She is really tearing Bison to shreds!
Qin: And then some!
Firefly: Boy no kidding! Look at her go!
Larxene: Did Sakiki know what was happening to him?
Saix: Probably. At least we got Mashinki out of him.
Firefly: There's still a lot more where those came from though.
Me: Yeah no kidding there.
Red X: (to Nico) We heard you went to a cheese swamp planet.
Nico: We sure did.
Tala: Did you eat lots of cheese there?
Nico: Boy did we ever! It was awesome cheese!
Me: You know how much Nico loves his cheese.
Slicertron then came.
Me: Slicertron. Back for another round I see.
Slicertron: Yep. This will be awesome.
Me: Yep.
William: Has anything happened in our absence?
Slicertron: Well, there are no phony heroes trying to take your place. That's still good news.
Me: So far so good. We'll have to check once every 12 hours just to be on the safe side.
Nico: But if anything comes up our clones will call us.
Eli: Yep.
We got the battles underway.
Volcana, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Spy Fox, Azula and Zuko VS Larxene - Nico's Rescue
Larxene was first.
Larxene: (to Volcana) Nico's Rescue was on a Cheese Swamp Planet. (laughs) He went crazy for cheese, didn't he?
Volcana: Nice LOVES his cheese and he can't get enough of the stuff. He goes cuckoo bonkers for any kind of cheese.
Sunset Shimmer: And he likes Limburger Cheese now too.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) He sure does and all of us love cheese.
Sunburn: No kidding there.
Spy Fox: The only cheese I don't like is Feta Cheese.
Larxene: Greek Cheese. I don't blame you Spy Fox. Lets do it!
VOLCANIC FONDUE MAGISWORD!
Volcana activated her ridewatch and they fired waves of fire and lightning and cheese and smashed her down.
Carol Pusateri, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Moka, Inner Moka, Sinestro and Power Girl VS Saïx - Battling Another Slime Princess and Another Marluxia
Saix was next.
Saix: (to Carol Pusateri) Nico, Layla Williams' team, Marluxia's team, and the others did good Battling Another Slime Princess and Another Marluxia. (laughs) I like it that they battled an Another Version of one of my fellow Organization XIII Members.
Carol: It's not every day that we battle Another Versions of Organization XIII Members. But it was awesome battling that one.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it sure is. We all thought this one was really fragrant and awesome.
Starshine Sparkle: It was really beautiful too.
Spyro: All kinds of flowers are cool.
Moka: They sure were.
Inner Moka: But Another Marluxia was in every way like him. Graceful, fragrant and treacherous.
Saix: Very coincidental. Lets do it!
MOON SPICE CURRY MAGISWORD!
Carol used her ridewatch and they fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.
Lola Loud, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Pajama Sam, Lea and Francis VS Firefly - Lincoln's Rescue
Firefly was next.
Firefly: (to Lola Loud) I heard Lincoln's Rescue was in Battle Creek. How was it?
Lola: It was really awesome and fun. We killed Noah Castellanos and he was Audrey's brother and we saw Selene Archangela remove Lincoln's stress on the Team Buktu Fiasco.
Fluttershy: It was a really scary sight to see.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah you won't believe what happened!
FLASHBACK
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Battle Creek, Michigan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the ten girls here, but we got something you're not going to like hearing, Audrey Castellano, your heartless ex-brother and destructive thug, Noah, has broken out of prison, and he intends to get revenge on you for throwing him and his thugs in jail.
Audrey Castellanos: (Gasps) That heartless bastard, I should've known he'd break out one day, but I'm not going to let him get away with this any longer.
Lincoln: He won't be getting any sort of chance to do so, because I'm going to fulfill the threat that I made years ago and kill Noah and his thugs and send them to Hell for good.
Nico: And I wouldn't be surprised if his remaining thugs on the outside busted him and the other gang of thugs out of prison to do it.
Lincoln: I think you just hit the nail on the head, Nico. Just like with Jude, Noah still had thugs on the outside, they had avoided capture and hid in the shadows, and in the case if he got caught, they would be able to head to the prison and free him and the other imprisoned thugs. We've already got a huge battle ahead of us because today is the day of The Ridonculous Race and of course, Damian Constantine has escaped from Hell thanks to the curse wearing off, and we don't need Noah and his thugs running loose trying to cause more trouble, so we're getting rid of them for good, and I want to thank your team for joining us, Laney.
Laney: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Selene Arcangela: This is going to be awesome. But first, I need to do this to help you, Lincoln.
Suddenly, Selene Arcangela drew the Kanji for Cleanse 清 on Lincoln's shoulder, and suddenly, the rainbow iris of Lincoln's Third Eye turned dark purple and fired out a dark purple dark blob, and it took the shape of the pit-stained asshole, Scott.
Lincoln: W-what is that?!
Me: What in the Nine Fucking Levels of Hell!?
Selene Arcangela: The manifestation of all that stress you've had to deal with ever since that Team Buhktu bullshit, and it's taken on the form of the asshole who started this: Scott. Now, in order to finally put an end to that for good, you need to destroy it, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Okay.
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast and destroyed that dark manifestation and sent it straight to The Black Gates forever, thus Scott is now permanently a forgotten memory.
Selene Arcangela: How do you feel now, Lincoln?
Suddenly, Lincoln ran up to Selene Arcangela, and he hugged her tightly and he didn't let go, and Selene also hugged him, and he kissed her on the lips and she kissed him back.
Lincoln: Thank you, Selene.
Nico: That was one powerful purification, now Lincoln's truly freed from the scars caused by that dirt-chewing pit-stained asshole, Scott, awesome.
Me: You said it. Now, to take care of Noah's thugs, and finally, Noah himself.
Lincoln: Right.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Firefly: OH MAN! That is rough! So even though Scott was given the Black Gates he continued to Haunt Lincoln from them in the form of intense stress! What a dirt-chewing motherfucking asswipe!
Lola: You got that right!
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Yeah that was a crazy one!
Stealth Elf: We had no idea this was in him!
Pajama Sam: That was a crazy one!
Firefly: I'm glad we now have seen the last of him this time. Well done to Selene got rid of him. Lets do it!
INFERNO FASHION MAGISWORD!
Lola used her ridewatch and they fired waves of fire, leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed him down.
Hunter, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Freddi Fish & Luther, Nuova Shenron and Princess Rose VS Red X - Meeting a gene-slammer for Elemental HERO Nova Master
Red X was next.
Red X: (to Hunter) I heard you guys met a gene-slammer for Elemental HERO Nova Master. What's her name?
Hunter: (German Accent) Ja, Her name is Isabella Balenciaga und she is an amazing guardian angel for Lincoln too.
Pinkie Pie: Boy she sure is and she has an amazing story.
Maud Pie: (monotonously) She sure does and we were amazed too.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Isabella, other than the story of how you brought down your heartless parents' business empire and sent your heartless thug of an ex-older brother, Nathaniel, and his gang to prison where he rightfully belongs, what other memories did you have with Lincoln?
Isabella Balenciaga: I knew you were going to ask that. One day, I was with Lincoln at our gym and we were doing some swordfighting with our angelic greatswords, and all of the other Guardian Angels were with us. But, our training was rudely interrupted by a loud scream of rage, and Lincoln and I knew who that was: Lisa, and sure enough, the doors burst open, and we saw her snarling at us and she had murder in her eyes. Then, she charged right at us, but we were ready for her, we pummeled her badly and Caitlin, Catherine, Melanie, Monica, Audrey, and I fired blasts of red fire at her and sent her flying into a wall, and Lincoln fired waves of light from his angelic greatsword, and they hit Lisa and sent her flying into another wall and knocked her out, and he fired red energy ropes from his massive angel wings and tied that control freak witch up. Then, we dragged her back to The Loud House before Luna showed up, and after we told everyone what Lisa tried to do to us, she got grounded again for sixteen weeks and she was put in a makeshift cage. Lisa banged on the bars and screamed out revenge on us and wanting our heads on a pike, but Lily hit the makeshift cage with a mallet and told her to shut up, inmate.
Nico: Uh oh, Lisa got angry again at Lincoln, and he wasn't even at The Loud House at that time.
Selene Arcangela: That's right, and Lisa hated Lincoln for every single time that we ruined her rotten and heartless experiments, and Lily looked so cute in that prison warden outfit Leni made for her.
Lincoln: Yep, and we named her the warden whenever we throw Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan into the makeshift cages after they get grounded, and she always uses a mallet to keep them quiet.
Luna: (Snickers) Yeah, mess with Warden Lily, and she's bringing down the hammer on their heads.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Red X: Geez! Lisa had one nasty disposition back then. But I'm glad she got what was coming and Lily must've been really cute in a Prison Warden Uniform.
Featherweight: Oh she was and never mess with Lily or else.
Sprocket: Yeah you got that right.
Freddi Fish: I'm glad that Lincoln has so many amazing guardian angels to look out for him.
Luther: We all are Freddi.
Red X: Yeah we all are. And Freddi, Luther I remember playing your games all the time back when I was growing up. Good times and memories.
Freddi Fish: I'm glad you like them.
Red X: Thanks. Lets do it!
GERMANY BRATWURST MAGISWORD!
Hunter used his ridewatch and they fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and sausages and smashed him down.
Harry Potter, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Leni Loud, Teresa, Maria, Varie, Diamond Tiara and Discord VS Tala - Us Battling Mashinki
Tala was next.
Tala: (to Harry Potter) You guys Battled Mashinki earlier. He really wanted to sketch Rarity even after she said no.
Harry Potter: (British Accent) We were shocked he wanted to do so. But J.D. saw his sketches he did and they were all really amazing.
Rarity: Oh he was a really talented and great artist darlings. J.D. said that his sketches were just as good as Sai's drawings and Tracey's sketches.
Sweetie Belle: You should have seen what Sakaki did too. He drew Twilight and friends all in amazingly beautiful Japanese Kimonos that matched their signature colors which were all amazing. And he even drew me as a Sailor Soldier and I loved that one.
Tala: That is amazing. I'll have to see those someday.
Gill Grunt: Before he went back to Japan we had Sakaki let us keep the sketches and we had him draw Rarity to complete the collection and he did and we framed the sketches.
Leni: They were so totes amazing and they gave the fashion brigade amazing ideas for them.
Maria: Boy I'll say! There were really beautifully created.
Teresa: Yeah Rarity and Juru did good on this one too.
Varie: Boy they sure did and we are proud of them.
Diamond Tiara: I am too and it was so amazing.
Discord: We all were amazed about all this too.
Tala: That is amazing. Lets do it!
MAGIC WAND MAGISWORD!
Harry used his ridewatch and they fired waves of water, ice, jewels and magic and smashed her down.
Samus Aran, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Janeen Aran, Gandrayda, Nicole Knudson, Gru, and Megamind VS Iceage - Mashinki was one Bejeweled Hitotsuki
Iceage was next.
Iceage: (to Samus Aran) Mashinki was one Bejeweled Hitotsuki. But Juru and you guys shined more.
Samus Aran: We sure did and you should have seen what he did too. He made jewels of every color of the rainbow appear and he also made Monstones of different colors appear!
Starlight Glimmer: Now we have not just orange and black but we also have all the colors.
Cozy Glow: We sure do. But battling Mashinki was a really dazzling one.
Hex: We all were amazed at seeing it. J.D. tried the gear for it and it formed his sword into a jeweled sword of light and darkness. Light and rainbow for the jewels of Crystaria and Darkness and Shadow for the jewels of Yodonheim.
Iceage: Wow! That is amazing! The Twilight Jeweled Sword of the Eclipse.
Janeen Aran: That's exactly right! That was so awesome.
Gandrayda: That was really cool.
Nicole: Yeah dad got an awesome new tool there.
Iceage: He sure did. Lets do it!
PHAAZE LIGHTNING MAGISWORD!
Samus activated her ridewatch and they fired waves of lightning, stars, magic, skulls, blood and bones and smashed him down.
Supergirl, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Storm, Jean Grey, Mystique, Lobo and Deadpool VS Toad - The Ridonculous Race is on
Toad was next.
Toad: (to Supergirl) The Ridonculous Race is on. (concerned) I really hope nothing bad happens while we're gone.
Supergirl: Don't worry about it. We have the Defense grid on High Alert and we also made Blood Clones to protect everyone while we're gone.
Toad: Oh wow! I completely forgot about that! That's good you guys can do blood clones.
Applejack: Yeah no we can be in many places at once now for everything.
Apple Bloom: That is for sure. And it'll also keep everything safe for everyone while we are gone too.
Flashwing: We should have thought of that earlier. But I'm glad Lincoln thought it up.
Storm: He really is known as the Man with The Plan.
Jean Grey: I agree there. Good thinking on Lincoln's part.
Mystique: I agree there too.
Toad: I'm glad Lincoln remembered that. Lets do it!
LIGHTNING KRYPTON MAGISWORD!
Supergirl used her ridewatch and they fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava and crystal and apples and energy and smashed him down.
Mary Jane, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Zipp Storm, Lightning Dust, Spitfire, Scream and Toxin VS Evil Green Ranger - Thailand is so beautiful
Evil Green Ranger was next.
Evil Green Ranger: (to Mary Jane) Thailand is so beautiful. You guys should go here more often.
Mary Jane: I agree there and Thailand is such an amazing place that has lots of history that dates back to 1500 BC and it's awesome.
Rainbow Dash: Boy and the Thai Food is so awesome. Especially the curry.
Scootaloo: They make lots of their awesome curries with coconut and that is cool.
Whirlwind: Too bad Numbuh 4 can't have coconut because he is allergic to it.
Zipp Storm: It's so amazing that lots of things are here. And the landscapes are so beautiful too.
Lightning Dust: They sure are. Especially Maya Bay. That is a beautiful place.
Spitfire: It sure is amazing.
Evil Green Ranger: Lots of beautiful spots in Thailand. Lets do it!
SPIDER FIRE MAGISWORD!
M.J. Used her ridewatch and they fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed him down.
Randy Cunningham, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Zarya, Seraphine, Cybertron Menasor and Sideways VS Kangor - Mindy Chan is really going at M-Bison
Kangor was next.
Kangor: (to Randy Cunningham) (Jamaican Accent) Mindy Chan is really going at M Bison, mon. It really HAS been a while since she fought him.
Randy Cunningham: You're not kidding there! And it's amazing that she is going at him like that too.
Princess Celestia: You got that right. It's amazing seeing her fight him.
Mindy was punching M-Bison all over the place and really mopping the floors with his face.
King Solar: She really has come a long way since she joined the team.
Solar Eclipsa: Her experiences has come a long way.
Amber Morning: We're all really proud of her.
Spotlight: I agree there.
Zarya Moonwolf: She sure is doing amazingly well.
Seraphine: I agree there myself.
Kangor: She is doing a great job mon. Lets do it!
JAMAICAN NINJA STARS MAGISWORD!
Randy used his ridewatch and they fired waves of light and energy and smashed him down.
Ash Ketchum & Pikachu, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Misty, Brock, Cheryl, Spring Man and Slash Man VS See-More - Nico's little sister is really shining bright in this round
See-More was next.
See-More: (to Ash Ketchum) Nico's little sister is really shining bright in this round. You guys should be proud of her.
Ash: We sure are and she is really kicking his butt.
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Princess Luna: Mindy beat M-Bison before when everyone was here the first time and it was great..
Moondust: Boy that was so awesome how she kicked his butt. And this is I think the 3rd time? I don't know.
Snowdrop: Boy it has been a while though.
Gari: Yeah no kidding there. That was intense.
Blackout: We're all amazed she faced a cybernetically enhanced man like M-Bison and won.
Misty (Pokemon): We're all amazed too.
Brock: She really has come a long way since then.
Cheryl: She most surely has.
See-More: Boy no kidding there. Lets do it!
ELECTRIC THUNDERSTRIKE MAGISWORD!
Ash used his ridewatch and they fired waves of lightning and darkness and smashed him down.
Nanael VS Megavolt
Megavolt was next.
Megavolt: This is gonna be shocking.
Nanael: It sure will be.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Yost Reed VS Psyphon
Psyphone was next.
Psyphon: I'm ready for this.
Yost Reed: Me too.
He stretched and wrapped around him and smashed him down.
Hiita the Fire Charmer VS Evil Fire Man
Evil Fire Man was next.
Evil Fire Man: Time to burn.
Hiita: I do that already.
She fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Bender VS Burnertron
Burnertron was next.
Burnertron: I'm ready to kick some butt.
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Bender fred waves of energy and smashed him down.
Songbird VS Virgo Zodiarts
Virgo Zodiarts were next.
Virgo Zodiarts: This will be good.
Songbird: It sure will.
She fred waves of energy and smashed her down.
Rita the Cat VS Doc Duodenum
Doc Duodenum was next.
Doc Duodenum: (SPEAKING IN FART)
Rita the Cat: You know I still can't speak fart.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Michiru VS Evil Yamato Man
Evil Yamato Man was next.
Evil Yamato Man: This will be so awesome.
Michiru: It sure will!
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Traci Torpedoes VS Mandragora
Mandragora was next.
Mandragora: I'm ready for this.
Traci Torpedoes: Me too.
She fred waves of energy and smashed her down.
Lyna the Light Charmer VS Evil Star Man
Evil Star Man was next.
Evil Star Man: This will be so awesome.
Lyna: You bet it will be!
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Catherine Lancaster VS Rainbow Raider
Rainbow Raider was next.
Rainbow Raider: This is gonna be so awesome.
Catherine Lancaster: (British Accent) It sure will be fun.
She fired a rainbow blast and smashed him down.
Beast Morpher Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Fourze Riders, J.D. Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Camie, Celica, Eclair, Zarya, Leina Vance, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Slicertron
Slicertron was next.
Slicertron: I always have fun watching the Ridonculous Race episodes and they are so awesome.
Me: They sure are and it's always so fun.
Sakura Knudson: I love watching them on TV and they are so adventurous and fun.
Camie: They sure are and this is gonna be so fun.
Celica: We are really excited for this too.
Eclair: We sure are and it's going to be fun.
Zarya: It sure is. Everyone is in for an awesome show.
Leina Vance: You got that right.
Slicertron: I agree there. So many awesome adventures. Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of familiars for the Teen Titans:
Cyborg: A male Kingfisher Familiar named Zenith, he has the powers of technology and lightning.
Starfire: A female Fox Familiar named Amber, she has the powers of fire and light
Robin: A male Robin Familiar named Arthur, he has the powers of the storm.
Beast Boy: A male Bear Familiar named Armel, he has the powers of earth.
Terra: A female brown Bear Familiar named Winona, she has the powers of earth and volcanoes.
Raven: A female purple Raven Familiar named Black Moon, she has the powers of darkness and dark magic.
I teleported back with them.
Beast Morphers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!
They transformed and were ready!
All: UNLEASH THE BEAST!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BEAST MORPHERS!
They turned into the Beast Morphers too.
Fourze Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed too!
Me: YEAH!
Rangers: BEAST X CANNON!
They summoned their cannon.
Rangers: READY!
Slicertron: (Taunting) Ooh I'm so scared!
Me: You should be! FIRE!
We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Slicertron and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Me: YEAH! Slicertron you have failed this city.
Devon: Virus Eliminated!
Troy: Rangers and Riders that's a Super Mega Win
Mindy and Bison were still going at each other!
Mindy: SONIC BOOM!
She fired a blade of energy and smashed him.
Mindy jumped over an attack and landed behind him.
Mindy: SHORYUKEN!
She dealt a flaming uppercut and smashed him in his face and he was dizzy with a nasty concussion!
Mindy dealt a deadly 20 kick combo to his stomach, face and back and then she kicked him in his chest and kicked him down.
He got up and belched up a huge amount of blood!
Mindy: Had enough?
M-Bison: NEVER!
We regrouped.
Mindy: Well then time for all of us to get you.
We regrouped.
Troy: Mindy had her fun.
Tsukasa: Now, it's our turn!
Kamen Ride: Battle Japan!
Kamen Ride: Battle Cossack!
Kamen Ride: Battle France!
Kamen Ride: Battle Kenya!
Kamen Ride: Miss America!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BATTLE FEVER J!
They turned into the Battle Fever J team and Daiki summoned clones of them!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) FIRE TORNADO KNIGHT 6!
She summoned Black Lance, Major Mucus, Bruce, Fright Knight, Lucemon (Fusion) and Samurhive along with Evil Knight Man, Evil Sword Man, Crusadermon, Dynasmon, Alphamon, Omnimon (Data Squad) and Gallantmon (Data Squad).
Nico: Yeah! Lets get him!
We went at him and pulverized and blasted him all over the place!
Venus, Rarity, Ransack and Armada Hoist used the Earth, Venus and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Venus and Rarity's powers, Crankcase's lasers and Hoist's strength 100-fold.
Lore, Seeryn, Ere, and Riggan blasted and pulverized him all over.
Venus Chan and Crankcase: VENUSIAN LASER BARRAGE!
Rarity and Armada Hoist: JEWELED STRENGTH SMASHER!
Saiyan Fury Force and BlackWarGreymon: SAIYAN TERRA BLAST!
Lion Pride and Duskmon: LION PRIDE DARK BLAST!
Earth Planets and Grumblemon: EARTH PLANET FURY BLAST!
Metal Force and Mercurymon: METAL FORCE MERCURY BLAST!
Snow Woman Freeze and SkullMeramon: BLUE FLAME SNOW FREEZE!
Light of Hope and Arbormon: LIGHT OF HOPE BLAST!
Thunder of the Halo and Thundermon: THUNDER HALO MEGA BLAST!
Machine Ninja Fury and Machinedramon: MACHINE NINJA FURY BLAST!
Water Fury Force and New Wave: WATER FURY BLAST!
Ninjas and Puppetmon: NINJAS AND PUPPETS BLAST!
Sailor Sea Dragons and Bluto: SAILOR SEA BLAST!
Fury Force and Heatstroke: FURY OF FIRE BLAST!
Lightning of the Gods and Creepy Keeper: LIGHTNING GOD BLAST!
Ink Mayhem and Phantom Blot: INK MAYHEM BLAST!
Plants of Mayhem and Bushroot: PLANTS OF MAYHEM BLAST!
Jewels of Doom and Evil Jewel Man: JEWELS OF DOOM BLAST!
Water of Fury and Evil Aqua Man: WATER FURY BLAST!
Cats of Metal and Cyber Cat: CATS OF METAL BLAST!
Lightning Among Thieves and Strikning: LIGHTNING STRIKE BLAST!
Lightning Angel Force and Yani: ANGEL LIGHTNING FURY BLAST!
Applejack, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Magnolia May, Construct-Bot, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Shy Crystal, Trihorn, Apple Bloom, Api Apple, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements
Cammy, Guile, Chun-Li, Ken Masters, Ryu, Mindy Chan, Applejack and Nico: STREET FIGHTER JUSTICE BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: THAILAND ELEMENT STYLE: BANGKOK!
Entrapta: THAILAND LIGHTNING STYLE: MONSOONS!
Perfuma: THAILAND NATURE STYLE: FORESTS!
Frosta: THAILAND ICE STYLE: DOI INTHANON!
Princess Adora: THAILAND BLADE STYLE: KHORAT PLATEAU!
Princess Glimmer: THAILAND MAGIC STYLE: CHAO PHRAYA RIVER!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said places and events of Thailand.
Lincoln and his harem: THAILAND FINAL SMASH: THAILAND BLAST!
They fired a Thailand shaped ki blast and the blasts all hit him and exploded!
MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!
We fired rainbow energy blasts at M-Bison and restrained him, and then, Sebastian cut him down with his Chinese Saber and fired blasts of darkness at him which restrained him more and Lincoln sent him to the M.O.E. HQ.
Sebastian Mendez: One down, sixteen to go.
Nico: You said it. Awesome job, gang, that's one day of The Ridonculous Race down, but we're not done yet.
Abigail Davis: That's right, there's still the matter of Trreasx to deal with, and that religious fanatic should be arriving...right now!
?: I will make every last one of you pay for what you did in destroying our Lord Ghidorah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Yuko: I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out now, Trreasx.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Trreasx of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.
Yuko: Trreasx, I should've known you'd show up here, and we already knew of the Order's arrival days ago, so we're prepared to destroy you all. We will never let you destroy the Earth ever!
Trreasx: You fools will pay dearly for this, Lord Ghidorah will rise again and the entire Earth will be destroyed!
Abigail Davis: The only one who deserves to be destroyed here is you.
Suddenly, Abigail Davis' orange eyes turned neon orange and she was surrounded by a black and orange energy aura with flames, fires, scarabs, and fire angels, she unholstered her massive Elemental HERO Flare Neos-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Trreasx, she left black and orange energy, flames, fires, scarabs, and fire angels with every step.
Abigail Davis: I will never ever forgive you for what you and the rest of the Order have tried to do 20,000 years from now, Trreasx: wanting King Ghidorah to destroy our world and every last living thing on it, that's one thing I will never allow, and for that, I hope you're ready to drown in eternal darkness for your crimes against mankind and the universe!
Suddenly, Abigail Davis was surrounded by a massive vortex of black energy with flames, fires, and scarabs surrounding the vortex, there are fire angels and Elemental HERO Flare Neos flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Trreasx: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Abigail Davis emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Abigail Davis grew from 6'0" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long braided midnight black hair, she has neon orange eyes and a black and orange energy aura with flames, fires, scarabs, and fire angels surrounding her, she has Elemental HERO Flare Neos emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has scarab earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Elemental HERO Flare Neos with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her orange scarab-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Abigail Davis has on a sleeveless open orange blouse, sleeveless orange midriff top, orange skirt, black pants, orange heeled sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with fires, flames, scarabs, and fire angels on the coattails, and on the back is Elemental HERO Flare NEOS surrounded by flames. Suddenly, Abigail Davis felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with orange tips on the large midnight black feathers, grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings. Abigail Davis has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Abigail Davis' massive Elemental HERO Flare Neos-themed greatsword and all of the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and orange energy, fire, flames, scarabs, and fire angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Elemental HERO Flare Neos' Inferno Firestorm Fire Scarab Angelic Greatsword of Firestorm Fire Scarab Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded black gems and Elemental HERO Flare Neos etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large black scarab heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and orange gems embedded on their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black scarab heads with orange gems for eyes and large orange gem on the bottom of the black scarab heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Elemental HERO Flare Neos' head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below Elemental HERO Flare Neos that said, "Abigail Davis, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Flare Neos, Friend of Eleanor Collins, Emily McKale, Penelope Waverly, Whitney Emmington, Natalie Kendall, Sophia Presley, Amber Blakely, Sarah Tinsley, Amelia Emerson, Jennifer Torrence, Raquel Carrigan, and Aurora Cromwell, Member of The Elemental HERO Gene-Slammers, Master of The Powers of Fire, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and All of Lincoln's Despicable Enemies, Archenemy of Sellon, Destroyer of Trreasx of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Scarabs, and Fire Angels"
アビゲイル・デイビス、エレメンタル・ヒーロー・フレア・ネオスのジーン・スラマー、エレノア・コリンズの友人、エミリー・マッケール、ペネロペ・ウェイバリー、ホイットニー・エミントン、ナタリー・ケンドール、ソフィア・プレスリー、アンバー・ブレイクリー、サラ・ティンズリー、アメリア・エマーソン、ジェニファー・トレンス、ラクエル・キャリガン、オーロラ・クロムウェル、エレメンタルヒーロー ジーンスラマーズ のメンバー、
火の力のマスター、愛情深い守護天使、リンカーン・ラウド の将来の妻、ダークロリのスマッシャー、ダークリン、ダークローラ、ダークリサ、ダークルアン、およびすべての リンカーンの卑劣な敵、セロンの大敵、ホーリーギドラの惑星の地球外秩序のトレアスの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして火のマスター、スカラベ、とファイアーエンジェルズ
Abigail Davis has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ELEMENTAL HERO FLARE NEOS-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA DIVINE INFERNO SCARAB FIRESTORM ELEMENTAL HERO FLARE NEOS ANGEL OF DIVINE INFERNO SCARAB FIRESTORM ELEMENTAL HERO FLARE NEOS JUSTICE AND DIVINE INFERNO SCARAB FIRESTORM ELEMENTAL HERO FLARE NEOS LOVE!
We were amazed by Abigail Davis' Super Angel-Elemental HERO Flare Neos-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Trreasx saw it, he fell into an infernal rage and he got out his blaster to blast her, but Abigail Davis fired a powerful black and orange energy blast with fire, flames, scarabs, and fire angels at Trreasx, which hit him and pushed him back and also burned him, but this really pissed him off now.
Eleanor Collins: Whoa, this is so awesome, Abigail's transformed.
Nico: She's now become a true Angel of The Firestorm, and she burned that religious clod, Trreasx, back with that energy blast she fired at him.
Me: But, that's only a taste of what's to come.
Abigail Davis: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Firestorm Scarab Elemental HERO Flare Neos Angel and Divine Inferno Scarab Firestorm Elemental HERO Flare Neos Love) And that's being incinerated by the flames of Elemental HERO Flare Neos.
Lincoln: Let's get him, Abigail, this religious fanatic bastard's getting a one-way trip to the Inferno for all eternity.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Abigail Davis.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Alright, you fanatical clod, it's time for you to pay for your crimes with your blood!
Abigail Davis and Lincoln went after Balass who's now gone even more full-blown ballistic, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and orange energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Trreasx and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now and driving him even more ballistic.
Suddenly, Trreasx took out the vial of red liquid with a drop of 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, then he drank it. Suddenly, Trreasx began changing as massive wings like King Ghidorah's grew and sprouted out from his back, his skin was covered in gold scales, and he'd grown King Ghidorah's tails.
Me: Watch it, you guys, now Trreasx has transformed into his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.
Trreasx fired a Gravity Lightning blast at Abigail Davis and Lincoln, who absorbed it and it made him stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You forget that I can absorb lightning, and that also includes Gravity Lightning, and that just cost you big time.
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which separated Trreasx from his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form, and then, Lincoln went at King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Trreasx and he stabbed him in his chest with the tip of one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails that turned into Cell's Stinger paralyzing him so he couldn't try to escape, and then, Lincoln began absorbing King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Trreasx' bio-energy and assimilated him powers and abilities until nothing was left of it. Then, the stinger changed back and Lincoln retracted the tail.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, that was quite satisfying, and now, Abigail, shall we unleash our grand finale and finish this bastard off?
Abigail Davis: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Firestorm Scarab Elemental HERO Flare Neos Angel and Divine Inferno Scarab Firestorm Elemental HERO Flare Neos Love) Gladly, Linky.
Abigail Davis and Lincoln sent Trreasx flying into the air, and then, they prepared their combo to put an end to Trreasx.
Abigail Davis and Lincoln: DIVINE COSMIC ELEMENTAL HERO FLARE NEOS INFERNO FIRESTORM BARRAGE KAMEHAMEHA!
Abigail Davis and Lincoln fired two massive rainbow and black and orange energy Kamehameha waves with elemental forces, elemental dragons, fairies, elemental phoenixes, and elemental angels, and they hit Trreasx, and they explode with incredible power as they hit him, and he was obliterated. Then, when his spirit appeared, Abigail Davis and Lincoln drew the Judgement Kanji on his forehead, and he was erased by The Black Gates for his crimes. We cheered as Abigail Davis and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Abigail Davis' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Abigail Davis: That's one member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah down and twelve members to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Trreasx once and for all, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Abigail.
Suddenly, Abigail Davis wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Abigail Davis' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Elemental HERO Flare Neos flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Abigail Davis absorbed the flames and they came back to us as the display and Elemental HERO Flare Neos vanished.
Nico: Oh man, now that's what another cult fanatic has been put down. Awesome job out there, Lincoln and Abigail.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico.
Me: And for tomorrow, the next member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah to show up is Feeyuuas.
Lincoln: Which means, you and I are up next, Emily.
Emily McKale: Yeah, we'll blow Feeyuuas away.
Nico: That's the spirit, Emily. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer of the Elemental HEROS of Fire are you meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: The next Gene-Slammer of the Elemental HEROS of Fire is the Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Phoenix Enforcer.
Caitlin Ashleigh: Awesome, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Elemental HERO Phoenix Enforcer: Marceline Windsor.
Lincoln: And she, like Caitlin, has a similar story like hers, one of how she rose to become the owner of an amazing multi-billion dollar national chain while dealing with bad parents who rose to the top of the corporate world through the stealing of the intellectual property of other companies and criminal siblings who want to ruin her life, but in the end, both the bad parents and criminal siblings get their comeuppance and sent either to federal prison and boarding school in Russia.
Nico: Whoa. So, the Elemental HERO Gene-Slammers are young CEOs of multi-billion dollar national businesses and corporations and brought down their bad parents for their crimes in the corporate world along with their criminal siblings.
Me: And Lincoln has them as his Guardian Angels, and if they see someone trying to hurt Lincoln and if they're in the workforce, just one move from these powerful girls, and they'll never be able to find a job in the workforce or the industry again because they'll also tell them of their crimes.
Lincoln: Actually, only the Elemental HERO Gene-Slammers of Fire are the young CEOs of multi-billion dollar national businesses and corporations and brought down their bad parents for their crimes in the corporate world along with their criminal siblings.
Eli: I get it, each of the Elemental HERO Gene-Slammers of the elements of Water, Light, Dark, Earth, and Wind have a different job position, but they too have had to deal with criminal parents and their criminal siblings, right?
Lincoln: Correct, Eli.
We hoisted Mindy up!
Nico: That was so awesome sis!
Mindy Chan: Thanks bro! That was so fun!
Don: You did great Mindy!
Evil Green Ranger: Bison put up a good fight.
Iceage: But he's in our ranks now.
See More: He sure is.
Me: Yep.
Toad: I wonder how the city's doing while we're gone.
Kangor: You worry too much, mon. I'm sure everything's fine.
Me: Yeah it will be fine.
Nico: Yep.
Don: You guys are heading to Colombia next.
Me: Ooh! To South America.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: This is just part 1 of the adventure. 1 down and 11 to go.
Eli: Yep.
Nico: Some souvenirs here won't hurt. Lets go get some.
We did so and went back to the Flying Fortress and we were off to South America.
Back at the city, two thugs were robbing a family, with the father being knocked to the ground.
Mother: Help me! Please!
Thug 1: Scream all you want. No one's coming!
But that's when they saw 6 figures on a rooftop.
Thug 2: Hey, freaks! Maybe you didn't catch the news! Team Loud Phoenix Storm's gone!
Thug 1: That look don't scare us no more!
That's when two of the figures called out an Umbreon and Mismagius. And as the other 4 figures came out of the shadows, that's when they realized that they weren't us.
Thug 2: What the fuck?!
They then lunged at the camera as the screen turned black and the thugs screamed in pain.
WHOEVER THESE GUYS ARE… Thugs everywhere are asking for trouble!
TO BE CONTINUED…
Part 1 done.
Thailand is a beautiful place.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Jonny 2X4, Wynn the Wind Charmer, Kevin, Melanie Cassidy, Berserk Dragon and Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon along with Deadwood, Emil Eagle, GLADOS, Cobra, D.J. Stylbator and Dark Spyro (OTR) and we're going to help Nico go on a date with Gabrielle Pick the Garchomp Gene-slammer and we're going have them go on an awesome picnic in the Tree of Beginning and we're also going to battle Another Deadwood. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Lucario named Aura Borealis. She is Nico's friend from Norway that amazing power over the Aurora Borealis and the powers of the Aura.
the next match-up in The War Against The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah is Emily McKale, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Air Neos and Lincoln VS Feeyuuas
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to The Philippines, and we got word that the Universe 666 versions of Carl Casagrande and Sergio are there and they're causing havoc by scamming people, not to mention causing property damage with their schemes and they also have the Universe 666 versions of Sancho and his gang, and they are bad to the bone. But, we're not going to let them cause havoc anymore: Universe 666 Carl's going to get sent to prison for good, while the Universe 666 versions of Sergio, Sancho, and his gang are going to be ripped to shreds by Maria Garcia and the Fabled Gene-Slammers for the crimes that our universe's Sergio, Sancho, and his gang have caused. And we're going to meet the next Elemental HERO Gene-Slammer, this time, it's Marceline Windsor, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Phoenix Enforcer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in English, but she's also a successful CEO of a massive international multi-billion dollar chain of fashion boutiques and restaurants not only all over Michigan and Royal Woods, but in every country in The United States and all over the world. But, her family aren't like her at all in terms of personality, where as she likes to help out others in need, her mom and dad are the opposite: her parents built a business empire, and they've had shady dealings with some very unsavory characters like crime lords, mafia bosses, drug gangs, you name it, and they've also used their business as a front for illegal business, and her older brother, Caleb, is a heartless thug who enjoys causing total destruction, and he and his gang of thugs have caused total destruction to other businesses on the orders of his criminal parents and he's been put in jail many times over only to get busted out by his parents, and he also hated Isabella so much, he wanted to ruin her life, destroy her business, and kill her. But, try as he might, Marceline had succeeded and she'd become the owner of a restaurant in Royal Woods after the previous owner retired and gave ownership to her for all her hard work and leadership skills, and her heartless thug of a brother would get his comeuppance: because when she found out Caleb had been freed from jail again by her parents and he planned to destroy her business and kill her and the workers and the patrons there and she found out it was also on the orders of her corrupt mom and dad, Marceline snapped her fingers, and he and his gang of destructive thugs were seized by the guards, and then, Isabella called the cops and pressed charges on him, and thanks to the CCTV footage of Nathaniel's destructive plot was given to the cops, Caleb was arrested and convicted in court for his crimes, and he was sent away for good. Caleb went ballistic and threatened to kill her when he escaped from prison, but Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels also showed up and they threatened if he ever tried to go after her, they would make sure to kill Caleb in the most gruesome way imaginable, and the same goes for his thugs. Then, after Caleb was sent back to prison and this time for good along with his gangs of thugs, Marceline went after her mom and dad and pressed charges on them for their crimes, and thanks to her lawyers and their law firm, along with evidence provided by Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels to the prosecution, her parents' business went bankrupt and it crumbled now that everyone knew they had shady dealings with many crime lords, mafia bosses, and drug gangs, and that they're the one who'd sent Caleb and his gang of thugs to destroy many other businesses in their path, and they're also involved in organized crime, and she was also there to see her mom and dad getting the punishment they deserved: sentenced to spend the rest of their lives in separate federal prisons, and she along with Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels attended their sentencings to separate federal prisons, and they made sure that Caleb was watching it, and it made him seethe with so much insane anger.
Part 2 of the Ridonculous Race is going to be in Colombia and we're going to battle Vega from Street Fighter as well as the Fire Mystic Foot from TMNT 2003.
See you next time.
