Part 10: Sri Lanka 🇱🇰
Walking to the awesome house of the Eeveeola Triplets was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Ben Ravencroft, Heart, Earth Kang, Plasmus, Shibolena and Gammaizer Magnetic along with Shannon, Blackfire, Caam - Serenity of Gusto, Constellar Virgo. Medium of The Ice Barrier, Laval Volcano Handmaiden and Gishki Natalia and we were in the mountains of Colorado and it was beautiful.
Me: Boy it feels awesome being back in Colorado.
Nico: It sure is awesome.
Evelyn Eeveeola: You guys are going to love our family's mansion. It's awesome.
Nico: Come to think of it I have never been to your house girls.
Eden Eeveeola: You will love it Nico.
Qin: I have a feeling this is gonna be awesome.
Blackfire: It sure is.
Everest Eeveeola: This will be a first for Nico, Qin and everyone.
Me: At least it's in a familiar part of Colorado that I know. It's awesome.
Shannon: It sure is. I think this is amazing.
Leeli: I'll say.
Nico: Shannon, I want to thank you, Ben Ravencroft, and your teams for coming
Shannon: No problem Nico. Even though I'm always with you guys it's awesome. Hope you don't mind having my ancestors along with us too.
Nico: Not at all.
Winnifred: It's gonna be good for us.
Mary Sanderson: I think so too.
Nico: Blackfire, are you happy about reconciling with Starfire?
Blackfire: I sure am Nico. What I did back then was incomprehensibly awful. I did so many horrible things that destroyed our family all because I was jealous.
Lola: You were fed up with living in your sisters shadow.
Lincoln: Me and my family have that problem sometimes.
Me: It's true.
Blackfire: I remember that.
Me: Especially during the battle we had with Team Dark Phoenix Storm.
Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) Aye. Like Lincoln I know that feeling too lad.
Nico: Yeah it's not a good thing.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Nope.
Laney: Yeah it's awful. But I'm glad we don't get consumed by jealousy like that anymore.
Blackfire: I'm glad too.
Nico: Good.
Me: Yesterday's trip to Madagascar was a rockin one!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Nico: All of our bands got to shine there.
Me: They sure did and Joel had the time of his life.
Laney: That was so awesome.
Qin: He loved all our songs.
Varie: Especially with W.I.T.C.H. That was fun.
Lola: It sure was.
Nico: Yeah that was great!
May: Everyone had fun.
Shannon: Joel was having so much fun he didn't even care if Disk Wars Loki was watching
Me: Yeah no kidding! But it's good that Disk Wars Loki will never terrorize the world. My RD self will make sure that he gets sent to Odin.
Nico: Great. That was awesome.
Lola: That was so fun!
Qin: Yeah it was.
Nico: And today is Cadence's first mission.
Qin: That's right!
Me: And it's going to be awesome. Deadpool told us about the Powerpuff Girls Z and we're going to be excited for this one.
Nico: Yep.
Me: And if they are anything like the Prime Universe versions then we're going to have our hands full. Big time.
Lola: Yeah!
Eden Eeveeola: Yep. We're here guys. Welcome to our humble abode.
We arrived at the Eeveeola mansion and we saw that it was a beautiful and massive mansion! It was amazing! It had an amazing garden, a lake and more and it was beautiful!
Me: Wow! Eden your house is magnificent.
Qin: Wow!
Nico: I think I'm going to wet my pants again.
Me: Steady Nico.
We went up to the door and Evelyn knocked on the door and a butler answered.
Butler: Yes?
Evelyn: Hi George. Been a while.
George: Why Mistress Evelyn, Great to see you Eden and Everest. Great to see you home.
Everest: Same here. Are mom and dad home?
George: They sure are. Come on in everyone.
We went into the home and it was an amazing mansion. It had everything and it was amazing.
Me: Wow your home is beautiful girls.
Evelyn: Thanks guys.
Eden: It's sure is amazing.
Shannon: Anyone else home?
Evelyn: We got a call from mom and dad and they told us to come home. They said that they know J.D.
Nico: Wow.
Eden: We'll show you later after we talk to mom and dad.
Qin: Okay.
We went into the living room.
George: Madam and sir your daughters are home.
Evelyn: Hello mom and dad.
Everest: Awesome to be home.
Edith: Ah welcome home princesses.
Edward: It's so good to have you home.
Eden: We're glad to be home too.
Evelyn: Sorry we worried you.
They hugged their parents.
Evelyn: And these are our friends.
Me: Hello Mr. and Mrs. Eeveeola.
Edward: Ah Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor to meet you all.
Me: Same here.
Rarity: Your home is absolutely amazing darlings.
Edith: Why thank you.
Nico was shaking like a leaf.
Nico: Hi there!
ZOOM!
He hid behind May like a frightened mouse.
Edith: Why Nico is that you?
Edward: It's good to see you again my boy.
Me: Nico is a little scared. We should explain.
We sat down and I was having some tea.
Me: Mmm. Good Darjeeling tea.
Edith: Thank you very much.
Me: You're welcome. Nico is scared because we are here to talk to you about Nico getting your blessings for your daughters being in his harem and he thinks you're going to hurt him.
May: Nico is with many more girls and he is afraid.
Me: It's a long story.
Edith: Oh goodness. Nico we would never hurt you like that.
Edward: Yeah my boy we view you as a member of the family and we love you. We would never do that to you.
Nico: Oh, Thank God!
Me: Good. Also your daughters were gene-slammed into the 3 Eevee Evolutions of the Kanto Region.
Evelyn: It's true. I'm a Vaporeon and also a mermaid.
Eden: I'm a Jolteon.
Everest: And I'm a Flareon.
Edith: Oh my! That is amazing.
Me: Blame Team Rocket for it. They have been tampering around with the laws of mother nature and used everything. Pokemon, Digimon, MTG Monsters, aliens from other planets, Duel Monsters, everything.
Qin: It's true.
Edward: My goodness.
Me: Yeah. Many of our friends and loved ones all over were turned into them. Mostly Pokemon and all that.
Nico: It's a crazy story.
Edith: I see.
Me: Yeah.
Juran: They've been… dealt with
Me: Yep. But we still have their huge mess to clean up.
Qin: Yeah.
Edward: I can tell you all have your hands full.
Edith: Indeed. But I know you all can do it.
Evelyn: Thank you.
Me: So what is it that you have to tell us?
Edith: That is a very interesting thing.
Edward: You can come in now.
In came 2 girls. One was an older girl with red hair and she had black clothes and a younger girl with red hair and she had glasses and had a yellow shirt and grey pants.
Me: (GASP) Freya and Miriam!
Freya: J.D.!
Miriam: J.D.!
They went and hugged me.
Me: I was so worried about you girls!
Nico: Are you guys refugees?
Freya: In a way.
Miriam: We have a terrible story to tell you.
Qin: What happened?
Freya told us that she was a really pretty girl that grew up in a great family and that she was a pretty one. But when she was seven her sister Miriam came in and Miriam was a really amazing and gifted girl that can speak at 1 and a half years, paint beautiful pictures, play highly advanced classical music and can speak in 6 languages by the time she was six which is completely unheard of for someone her age. Freya was proud of her sister but jealous that her parents were making Miriam get all the attention. So later Freya became a rebellious child and did crazy things. But her parents didn't listen. So she decided to do something extreme. She burned her house down. But before she left she took Miriam with her because she found out that her mom and dad were going to give Miriam back to a science lab for study and she was shocked! So she got Miriam and they ran away together and wound up here.
When she was done we were shocked!
Me: My god! Girls that's horrible!
Nico: We should send their parents to the Renegades! The two assholes deserve to get slaughtered.
Me: Nico! That's far too extreme! Besides they are not remorseless people. They loved their daughters.
Nico: Okay okay you're right.
Edith: That won't be necessary. When Freya and Miriam told us everything that happened to them we immediately called the cops and had them sent to prison.
Nico: What were they booked on?
Edith: Neglect, unlawful experimentation for financial gain and all that.
Nico: Geez.
Edith: Yes they got sentenced to 75 years in Folsom Prison without chance for parole and they were ordered to pay Freya and Miriam over $512,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in damages and restitution.
Me: All the way over in California. Wow.
Nico: Good. They can stay there for all I care.
Qin: Same here.
Me: Yeah. Freya, Miriam, you girls can stay with us if you want.
Freya: We would like that very much.
Me: And you two did the right thing by running away.
Nico: I agree there.
Eli: Same here.
Nico: Eli, can you sense for Swartz's creations?
Eli: On it.
Ben Ravencroft: What happened to you girls was really awful.
Me: I can't believe they were going to donate Miriam to science.
Nico: Yeah.
Eli: Found them. We have Another Ben Ravencroft and Another Fartor.
Me: Oh boy the Another Fartor is gonna be a stinky one.
Xenia: No kidding there.
Nico: Who fights that one?
Me: Hmm.
May: I'll have a shot at that one.
Me: Really May?
May: I haven't fought one in a while.
Nico: Go get her honey.
Lisa Loud: Miriam I am really impressed that you can learn and do all those things at such an advanced level.
Miriam: Thanks Lisa. It's fun. But to be honest I wanted to be with people in my own age group at a school I can love and be with.
Me: I think that can be arranged. We're actually on the Ridonculous Race right now so when we get back home we'll set you up in our school.
Miriam: Oh thank you J.D.
Me: You're welcome.
Varie: And if your so-called parents ever come after you they will be in for a rude awakening.
Lincoln: To quote one of my guardian angels, if they ever got out to get revenge on them, we're going to break their arms and legs and throw them in a dumpster, because that's the kind of people that we have had to deal with: garbage.
Nico: Well said Lincoln.
Anna Anyanova: You got that right. They are true pieces of trash.
Nico: Like I said, if they come after you two, we could always send them to the Renegades.
Me: Well they haven't killed anybody Nico. But we'll keep that option open.
Nico: Okay.
Freya: I don't think I can ever forgive my mom and dad for what they did and were going to do. But we'll see about it.
Me: Okay. Just go with what your heart says.
Nico: Yeah.
Edward: Indeed. Nico you have our blessings to be with our daughters.
Nico: Thank you Edward and you have my word that I won't hurt them.
Edward: I know Nico. You are a good man.
They shook hands and hugged.
Later we went outside and we were ready to face Another Fartor first.
May: There you are!
Me: Geez! Roger Smith's farts don't hold a candle to this one.
Another Fartor: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that guys.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
LOUD FART!
She farted as she reverted back and it was a girl that was in torn up clothes and she smelled REALLY HORRIBLE!
Me: (GASP) Brenda Salazar!
Nico: Oh man she looks like she was living out on the streets for a long time.
Brenda Salazar: That's because I was.
Me: Brenda is a girl that ran away from her family. Her mother died from terminal cancer when she was 5 and she and her father was committed to a mental asylum for the rest of his life because he suffered a psychotic breakdown and he sewed his OWN EYELIDS shut.
We gasped!
Me: Oh man!
Freya: Poor girl!
Camie: That is awful!
Nico: That's like what Ellie's dad did.
Me: Yeah.
Brenda Salazar: I know.
Nico: When we get to the Fortress, you need a shower.
Me: And we'll get you some new clothes and some food. You must be starving.
Brenda Salazar: I am. I haven't eaten anything for 5 days.
Nico: Oh man.
May: Did Swartz promise you anything?
Brenda Salazar: No because he was in a hurry to send me out because I smelled really bad.
Me: I can see why. By the way is the Another Ben Ravencroft friendly or hostile?
Brenda Salazar: Friendly and you might be interested in this one.
Lola: I have a feeling this one will be interesting.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: That promise question is asked for the Core Another MOE Members.
May: Sorry force of habit.
Nico: Oh no worries.
Me: Good.
May: Yeah. Lets get you back to normal.
Branda Salazar: Okay.
She turned into Another Fartor and May fired a blast of energy and smashed her down and I caught the Wonder Ride Book. It was called The Orphaned Girl and the Forest of Farting Butts.
Me: Funny title.
I went and brought her over.
Maria: I'll take her to the fortress and get her cleaned up.
Maria formed a clone and she took Brenda to the fortress.
Nico: That was good.
Me: Now for the Another Ben Ravencroft.
Nico: Now it doesn't smell stinky.
Me: Thank goodness.
Maria: Yeah.
Qin: No kidding.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: There she is!
We saw a figure come out and it was a dark version of Ben Ravencroft! It was ANOTHER BEN RAVENCROFT!
Qin: Whoa!
Me: Another Ben Ravencroft but with white hair.
Ben Ravencroft: Very interesting.
Another Ben Ravencroft: (In a girls voice) Glad you like the look uncle.
Ben Ravencroft: That voice!
She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and blue eyes and she had a scary demonic symbol emblazoned in the middle of her forehead and she had red and black clothes on.
Ben Ravencroft: (GASP) Olivia Ravencroft! My dear niece!
We gasped!
Me: Oh wow!
Olivia Ravencroft: Glad to see you uncle.
Me: Awesome to see you again Olivia and just like your ancestor you are also a witch right?
Olivia Ravencroft: That's right. But I use dark magic for good and not evil.
Qin: Wow that is a difference.
Me: What's that symbol in the middle of your forehea?
Brittney: It looks familiar.
Brittney went and took a look.
Brittney: (GASP) That's the Mark of Malak!
Me: The demon from Dark Deception!?
Brittney: That's right. Malek is the demon that can confront your greatest fears.
She went over his history and it was horrible!
Malak is the main antagonist of the episodic indie horror videogame Dark Deception. He is a demon who controls nightmares and has a vendetta against Doug Houser and Bierce.
He is voiced by Christopher Corey Smith, who also voices the Gold Watchers, the Clown Gremlins, and Goliath Clowns in the game.
While physically absent in the level itself, Malak's voice can be heard after collecting the ring piece. After becoming aware of Doug's presence, Malak taunts him as he escapes.
Malak makes his first physical encounter with Doug in the second level of the game, where he is referred to as "daddy" by Agatha.
As Doug is traveling to the southern region of the school, Malak can be seen strolling across a balcony, peering down at him and laughing before vanishing. After the ring piece is obtained, Malak appears beyond a doorway and confronts Doug, threatening to kill him. He then transforms into his phantom form and gives chase, bargaining with him for the ring piece under the promise of a swift death.
Malak will chase Doug through the first region of the school until he reaches the auditorium, phasing through any closed doorways in his way. Agatha will also join him if one of her fake portals are activated.
Malak is first seen watching over the player on a balcony upon entering the manor. Similar to the previous level, Malak will then laugh and disappear.
After collecting all of the soul shards, Malak will spawn in the manor's lobby and pursue Doug through the corridors. After collecting the ring piece, all enemies in the manor will disappear, including Malak.
Upon returning to the main courtyard, Malak will appear alongside a horde of Gold Watchers and a Titan Watcher, chasing Doug alongside them as he races back to the portal. Upon returning to the entrance, Malak will appear once again, alongside a blockade of Gold Watchers in front of the portal.
Upon returning to Bierce's Ballroom, Malak offers another warning to Doug, insisting that he will suffer consequences if they were to bring Bierce all of the ring pieces. Bierce sarcastically objects to this by reminding him of his ruthless and vindictive persona, and how his reputation made him untrustworthy.
After collecting the last soul shard, Malak will appear nearby and chase Doug until they obtain the ring piece from the ring altar.
Once the ring piece is collected, a cutscene will play where Malak commends Doug's resilience and tenacity. He then states that he also has a loyal pet, and opens a giant gate behind him, revealing Doom Ducky. He then taunts Bierce, who is watching through Doug's eyes, and leaves Doug to contend with the creature.
After Doug escapes the chamber and starts making his way back to the portal, Malak calls out to him in a baleful manner, shortly before Doom Ducky crashes through the wall and pursues him through the corridors.
Once Doug returns to Bierce's ballroom, Malak continues to express his frustration towards Doug, and responds to Bierce's criticism by mentioning the last person who trusted her, referring to the last owner of Doug's tablet. Displeased, Bierce merely turns around and sighs.
After collecting the last soul shard, Malak appears and chases Doug through the funhouse, disappearing as soon as he reaches the ring altar tent.
When Doug attempts to leave the carousel region, Malak confronts him once again, promising a burdensome experience. Malak then summons the four Goliath Clowns, and mockingly asks him to keep them laughing while he dies.
After Doug defeats the Goliath Clowns, a distraught Malak declares he will makes his suffering eternal. Malak pursues him once again until Doug reaches the portal.
After returning to Bierce's ballroom, Malak gives another tirade towards Bierce and Doug, promising to bring upon Doug's worst nightmares and invade Bierce's pocket dimension to reclaim his ring pieces.
At the start of the level Malak makes a call to the Reaper Nurses, instructing them to keep Doug from getting the ring piece. He does not appear in the level proper, explaining afterwards that he was otherwise occupied while Doug was in the level and that powerful forces are now in motion thanks to their meddling. He also mentions that he will not be distracted anymore.
Malak attempts to stop the player from pressing the reset switch in the production factory after collecting all of zone 3's shards. He reappears after the Joy Joy Gang is crushed by piston hydraulics. Activating the Joy Kill project initiative, he sends the newly formed Joy Kill to stop Doug. Upon escaping, Malak chases after Doug one last time, bringing an army of Joy Joy clones with him. Joy Kill stops Doug from leaving through the portal and Malak proceeds to enter his mind, bringing back nightmarish memories from Doug's past in order to place a seal on him. Doug is thrown right out of the nightmare by Hangry after this.
Malak successfully enters the ballroom as a result of marking Doug's mind and engages in a fight with Bierce while summoning Agatha and the previous monsters. While he manages to take the 7 ring pieces from the altar, one remains in Bierce's possession as a result of a bonding. Bierce banishes the monsters back into the portal, but Doug is forcefully taken with Malak into Bearly buried. Malak assures Bierce that she is merely delaying the inevitable.
Upon arriving at Mama Bear's home, Malak explains the truth about Bierce's intentions and how she bonded with the first ring piece she took from him. Malak then leaves the matter of Doug's execution to Mama Bear, who has her children drag him into the cabin. Later, Malak makes Mama Bear aware of Doug's actions in the attic, due to the marking allowing him to see through his eyes. Malak consistently stalks and torments Doug as he tries to capture and retrieve the ring pieces (Malak will shout with irritation whenever Doug uses a power). Malak's seal on Doug breaks when the mysterious orb guiding him neutralizes it at the end of the level.
When she was done we were shocked and horrified!
Qin: Oh man!
Me: Not good!
Olivia Ravencroft: Yeah I have all his power. I used my dark magic to destroy him and banish him to the dark voids of the netherworld and I stripped him of all of his powers and made them my own.
Qin: Wow that is amazing!
Nico: Wow!
Kaito: (Gets out Ryusoulger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Kiramager gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Dino Fury Sword and Zocks got a Kiramai Sword.
Olivia Ravencroft: No I used my dark magic to turn him into a frog before he can ask anything.
Me: That is amazing!
Sakura Knudson: (LAUGHS) I almost ate him for lunch.
We laughed!
Me: That would be awesome and cool.
Sougo: (gets out Dino Fury Ridewatch) Me and my team only met your uncle on the day Swartz was destroyed.
Geiz: (Gets out Kiramager Ridewatch) But he's been a great help to J.D. and the rest.
Sougo got DinoFuryRedArmor while Geiz got KirameiRedArmor.
Olivia Ravencroft: That's true. I heard about that. I'm glad that Swartz is gone.
Me: So is the universe. We gave him the black gates.
Qin: We sure did.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Olivia Ravencroft: No worries.
Shannon: Boy this is gonna be like a battle of the ancestors from back in the Salem Witch Trials.
Olivia Ravencroft: It sure feels like it.
Shannon: Our ancestors hated each other back in those days back 331 years ago.
Olivia Ravencroft: They sure did. That was crazy.
Ben Ravencroft: It sure was. My ancestor was sealed into her own spellbook.
Me: Thanks to my ancestors from that time.
Lily: That was really crazy.
Nico: Yep.
Olivia Ravencroft: Indeed. Lets get it on.
She turned into Another Ben Ravencroft!
Nico: (gets out Ben Ravencroft's Ridewatch) Let me show you how your uncle has improved.
Nico activated it and fired waves of dark magic and vines formed and grew and tied her up.
Shannon: I learned most of my dark magic arts from my ancestors spell book.
She floated and chanted a magic incantation and dark crystal shards swirled around her she fired them and smashed her all over.
Another Ben Ravencroft: Wow! That was amazing!
Nico: That sure was!
Another Ben Ravencroft: You're a witch too?
Shannon: Yep.
She showed the Mark she has.
Shannon: I'm half Witch and Half Wiccan. My ancestors are witches and my family that adopted me were normal people. I was biologically born into a family of wiccans.
Another Ben Ravencroft: That is amazing!
Shannon: I'm what is called a Twilight Hybrid.
Me: Yep. Wait so your adoptive family is the reason why you went into a life of crime?
Shannon: Yep.
Nico: I wasn't with the team when that happened so you'll have to tell me about it later.
Me: It's a really awesome story.
Nico: (Gets out Heart's Ridewatch) Time for Roidmude power!
He activated it and just as Another Ben Ravencroft was about to attack Nico fired a Slow Movement field and slowed her down to a snails pace and he fired waves of energy and smashed her down!
Me: This is gonna be fun. (ACTIVATES THE ERADICATOR'S RIDEWATCH)
I grew to 30 feet tall and smashed her down.
Nico: The Eviscerator?
Nico's phone rang.
Nico: Hello?
McWolf: (On the phone) THAT'S ERADICATOR YOU DUMMIES!
Me: Who are you calling a dummy you dumbass!
Nico: Wait McWolf?
McWolf: Sorry about that. When I did that picture Eradicator Droopy, I called everyone a dummy.
Nico: That's not nice.
McWolf: Looking back, no it wasn't. Also me eating broccoli in that episode was good. But I was farting for weeks.
Nico: That is funny.
May: (gets out Earth Kang's Ridewatch) I may use ice. But sometimes, I use other elements too!
She activated it and fired waves of ice and smashed her down.
May: Time for some slime! (ACTIVATES PLASMUS' RIDEWATCH)
She fired globs of slime and smashed her down! YUCK!
Maria: YEAH! Now for this! (ACTIVATES SHIBOLENA'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Maria: And this too! (ACTIVATES GAMMAIZER MAGNETIC'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired magnetic energy and metal cans flew at her and smashed her all over and buried her under a pile of them!
Me: WHOA!
Blackfire: My turn!
She activated Heart's Ridewatch and fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Me: Oh yeah!
Then Steam Smythe, Sir Raliegh, Puffer, Sharkyonara, Steam Demon and Rip Van Fish came.
Nico: Nice team Steam Smythe!
Steam Smythe: Thanks Nico.
Me: Cool!
Sir Raleigh: Is it true that an Another Mz. Ruby was fought?
Nico: 100% true Sir Raleigh.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: Including a couple of members of the Fiendish 5.
Nico: Yep.
Sir Raleigh: That is crazy!
Qin: It was.
Maria: Where's the next Gene Slammer?
Then something cold touched Maria.
Maria: (SHIVERING) That's cold! Huh?
She saw a Frostlass.
Maria: Hey a Frostlass.
Me: Awesome.
Frostlass: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that.
Nico: Mercury Lovenia!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with aqua blue hair and blue eyes and had blue clothes on and she had the kanji for Ice in the middle of her forehead and had a snowflake on her skirt.
Mercury Lovenia: I got this.
She fired a wave of energy and smashed Another Ben Ravencroft down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and I brought Olivia Ravencroft over.
Nico: That was awesome.
Mercury Lovenia: It sure was.
Me: Wait aren't you that amazing ice skating champion that won the International Ice Skating championship?
Mercury Lovenia: I sure am.
Me: Awesome!
Blackfire: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Mercury Lovenia: When I won the skating championship and a bunch of sore losers came at me and wanted to kill me. They were Josee and Jacques.
We gasped!
Me: Whoa man! I faced them in the Ridonculous Race years ago and beat them and they hated my guts since. But they are gone forever now.
Mercury Lovenia: That is coincidental. I beat them and kicked their butts and sent them to the slammer. I got them banned from ice skating forever.
Nico: I remember seeing that! That was amazing!
Laney: And we banished their butts to the black gates.
Freya: That was amazing.
Qin: Yeah!
Nico and Mercury hugged.
Nico: I've missed you Mercury.
Mercury Lovenia: Me too Nico. Me too.
We went back to the flying fortress and got Freya and Miriam settled in.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Amber, Ren & Stimpy, Powdered Toast Man, Kylie Griffin, and Siren are heading to Acmetropolis, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we're also going to take down Sylth Vester, the descendant of Legendary Looney Tunes feline, Sylvester.
But, Sylth Vester will not be alone: he'll also have a really massive army of thugs hired by Flip, Lewis Travolta, Trina Riffins, Icky Vicky, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Bubble Bass, Billy McLean, and Bradley Uppercrust III with him, but we're more than ready for those thugs, and Sylth Vester's ancestor, Sylvester, is coming with us, along with The Loonatics.
Lincoln: Awesome, we're here in Acmetropolis, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we're also going to take down Sylth Vester, the descendant of Legendary Looney Tunes feline, Sylvester.
Sylvester: I'd heard about him from Ace and the other Loonatics, he's like me, but dressed in the outfit of Darth Vader.
Ace Bunny: That's right, Sylvester, and he and General Deuce gave us both trouble during the battle for Planet Blanc.
Me: Thank goodness we had that asshole locked up when we went after Opaline, and Sylth Vester will be perfect for your archenemy, Sylvester.
Nico: Looney Tunes Feline Ancestor VS. Villainous Feline Descendant, that's really awesome!
Eli: Yeah, and we should look into getting some archenemies for Bugs, Daffy, Wile, Lola, Roadrunner, and the other Looney Tunes, and Plucky, Hampton, Dizzy, Furrball, and Gogo Dodo.
Lincoln: That's an awesome idea, Eli, they also need to join in this as well, and I want to thank your team for joining us, Brittney.
Brittney: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Just then, we saw Sylvester's son, Sylvester Jr., running up to us.
Sylvester: (Gasps) Junior, what happened?
Sylvester Junior: I was kidnapped by Sylth Vester, but why did he let me go?
Lincoln: He may be a villain, but he couldn't bring himself to harm you, even he has standards, and you're his ancestor's son.
Sylvester Junior: Yes, that's true. But, you're not going to like what I've got to tell you: Sylth Vester isn't alone, he has with him the massive armies of thugs with him, and they're the thugs hired by Flip, Lewis Travolta, Trina Riffins, Icky Vicky, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Bubble Bass, Billy McLean, and Bradley Uppercrust III.
We gasped.
Me: So, our resident jerks' hired thugs are here?! Oh, we'll rip them to shreds!
Sylvester Junior: They wanted to shoot me, even though Sylth Vester let me go.
As if we weren't pissed off at Flip, Lewis Travolta, Trina Riffins, Icky Vicky, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Bubble Bass, Billy McLean, and Bradley Uppercrust III already, now they've really crossed it.
Tech E Coyote: When we get back, Flip's going to regret ever crossing us!
Lexi Bunny: Same with Lewis Travolta, Trina Riffins, Icky Vicky, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Bubble Bass, Billy McLean, and Bradley Uppercrust III!
Then, we saw the massive armies of thugs hired by Flip, Lewis Travolta, Trina Riffins, Icky Vicky, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Bubble Bass, Billy McLean, and Bradley Uppercrust III heading right for us, and they were all out for blood!
Lincoln: Bring it on, you dumb thugs! We'll rip every last one of you to shreds!
But, out of all of us, none were just as enraged and pissed off as Sylvester, as we sensed something within his mind as seriously snapped as what he heard from his own son absolutely pissed him off big time and now, he was beyond enraged by the thugs of our resident jerks. Then, we saw his eyes turn from black to blood red, and he was surrounded by a black and blood red energy aura with black and black and blood red darkness, blood red eyes, tormented souls, blood, vampire bats, and cats, he unholstered his massive Sword of The Legendary Looney Tunes from his back, and as he menacingly approached the massive armies of thugs hired by Flip, Lewis Travolta, Trina Riffins, Icky Vicky, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Bubble Bass, Billy McLean, and Bradley Uppercrust III, he left black and blood red energy, black and blood red darkness, blood red eyes, tormented souls, blood, vampire bats, and cats with every step.
Sylvester: You good-for-nothing thugs absolutely make me sick to no end, Sylth Vester had no idea you thugs would be here, but you didn't come here to help him, you all came here on the long given orders of the jerks, Flip, Lewis Travolta, Trina Riffins, Icky Vicky, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Bubble Bass, Billy McLean, and Bradley Uppercrust III to get revenge on us on their orders and on their terms, as if I'm not that disgusted by the jerks already.
Suddenly, we saw massive colonies of bats flying out into the skies, and then, we saw an ominous sight in the sky: a blood moon, as Sylvester was now suddenly getting extremely pissed off big time, and we suddenly saw his canine teeth growing into vampire fangs.
Sylvester: (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF BIG TIME) But, what you thugs tried to do to my son..., you tried to shoot him even though Sylth Vester let him because he couldn't bring himself to hurt him, but you all were about to until he drove you out..., YOU MISERABLE THUGS HAVE CROSSED ONE TOO MANY LINES FOR THE FINAL TIME, AND FOR THAT, I SHALL COVER THE STREETS AND BUILDINGS OF ACMETROPOLIS IN THE OCEANS OF YOUR OWN SPILLED BLOOD AND GUTS! YOU WILL NEVER HURT ANOTHER PERSON EVER AGAIN!
We suddenly gasped in pure shock and horror: A VERY TERRIFYING, TRULY DEMONIC, AND TRULY VAMPIRIC RAGE WITHIN SYLVESTER HAS BEEN UNLEASHED, AND HE'S ABOUT TO LAY WASTE TO THE MASSIVE ARMIES OF THE THUGS OF FLIP, LEWIS TRAVOLTA, TRINA RIFFINS, ICKY VICKY, AMY, PABLO, ANDERSON, BUBBLE BASS, BILLY MCLEAN, AND BRADLEY UPPERCRUST III, AND IT'S GOING TO BE A REALLY MASSIVE BLOODBATH OF SPILLED OCEANS OF BLOOD THAT HAS NOT BEEN SEEN EVER SINCE THE DAYS OF ALUCARD FROM HELLSING'S PAST LIFE AS VLAD DRACULA OVER 500 YEARS AGO!
UH OH!
Nico: Tell me I didn't just hear what I thought he just said?!
Lincoln: You're not the only one, Nico, we all heard it, and did you feel it?!
Me: Yeah, same here, a great and terrible fury has been unleashed, and the streets of Acmetropolis are about to be flooded in oceans of blood. GET TO THE ROOFTOPS, HE'S GOING TO LOSE IT!
We got to a nearby rooftop and just in time too, as Sylvester screamed like a madman out of control to the infinite power, and he was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and blood red energy with black and blood red darkness, blood, and darkness surrounding the vortex, there are vampire bats flying and a cat running around the vortex along with the massive colonies of vampire bats flying in the night sky with the blood moon in the skies, and in the vortex is a blood red phoenix with red eyes and surrounding red demon eyes glaring at the massive armies of thugs hired by Flip, Lewis Travolta, Trina Riffins, Icky Vicky, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Bubble Bass, Billy McLean, and Bradley Uppercrust III.
Me: Oh man, this is it!
Lincoln: Yeah, all Hell's about to break loose!
Suddenly, an ancient dark force awakened inside Sylvester: ancient, powerful, ferocious, and out for blood.
?: (Romanian Accent) You know what needs to be done. Unleash your anger and rage towards them, and show them no mercy.
Sylvester: (Echoing Voice) Yes.
Suddenly, the Hellsing Symbol appeared on the ground in blood red energy, and we knew it was going to get really messy!
Sylvester: (Echoing Voice) I am The Bird of Hermes. Here stands The Bird of Hermes, eating my own wings! To make myself tame!
Then, massive and unimaginable torrents of black and blood red darkness with demonic red eyes and blood were unleashed, and they began flooding the streets of Acmetropolis, it's as if The Gates of Hell have opened and the armies of the dead have been freed!
Ace Bunny: Oh man, whatever's been unleashed, those thugs have no chance now!
Tech E Coyote: You said it, Chief.
Danger Duck: This is really getting crazy!
Rev Runner: Those jerks really crossed the line for the last time!
Lexi Bunny: I hope Sylvester rips every last one of them to shreds!
Slam nodded in agreement.
Then, out of the massive torrents of black and blood red darkness, people began appearing, but they weren't people: they were the familiars of the four million people that Alucard absorbed by feeding on their blood during his time on Earth over 500 years ago in his human life as Vlad Dracula and nearly 100 years ago when he was causing havoc in London as Count Dracula.
Lincoln: Whoa, those are... Alucard's familiars! I remembered that Alucard absorbed over 4,000,000 souls by feeding on their blood during his time on Earth over 500 years ago in his human life as Vlad Dracula and nearly 100 years ago when he was causing havoc in London as Count Dracula.
Suddenly, we saw the flags of The Ottoman Empire emerging from the darkness, along with all of the soldiers of that army.
Me: There are The Kazan and The Janissary Forces of The Ottoman Empire.
Then, we saw armies of pitch black horses with knights riding them, and they bore the emblem of the Voivode of Wallachia, Vlad Dracula.
Brittney: (Gasps) And even the armies of Wallachia and the subjects of Alucard when he was Vlad Dracula, oh man! Alucard told me all about this, and now, the very same thing's happening yet again.
Sylvester Junior: Father, what have you unleashed?
The massive armies of familiars began flooding the streets of Acmetropolis and it was terrifying the massive armies of thugs to no end.
Nico: There's no way any of them can ever fight back on what they've unleashed, all of them are truly doomed to being massacred big time by Sylvester.
Lincoln: You got that right.
Then, as the vortex of darkness fades away, Sylvester emerged, but he was changed and transformed forever, and for the massive armies of thugs hired by our resident jerks, they better say their final farewells, because their killer has arrived and none of them have a slight chance in Hell, nor will they ever be forgiven for any of their misdeeds against us and all for fulfilling the revenge wishes of the jerks, they deserved every bit of the punishment and the pain and suffering that's about to come for them.
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Sylvester grew to 7'9" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has a full head of wild and unkempt black hair that goes down to the middle of his neck, he has neon blood red eyes with slit pupils and a black and blood red energy aura with black and blood red darkness, blood, demonic red eyes, vampire bats, and cats surrounding him, he has a cat and vampire bat emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with blood red iris, he has on a Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blood red gems embedded in the black metal crescent moon links and blood red crystal links and a blood red cat-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a vampire bat with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Undead, Cat, Vampire, and Eternity Kanjis in its feet for the pendant, Sylvester has on the clothes Alucard dons when Control Art Restriction Zero was released: the clothes of Vlad Dracula, black clothing with a full set of gunmetal grey plate armor over it, long sleeveless black trenchcoat with blood oceans and bats and cats on the coattails and on the back is a cat and vampire bat with the Warner Bros. logo above them and on top of it is the Hellsing Coat of Arms, and large long midnight black cape with red inlay and high collar. Sylvester has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Black Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.
Suddenly, Sylvester's massive Sword of The Legendary Looney Tunes and all the greatswords that he acquired began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and blood red energy, black and blood red darkness, blood, demonic red eyes, vampire bats, and cats, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems with the silhouette of Sylvester and the Hellsing seal etched on the 7'3" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large black cat heads with blood red gems for eyes and large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with blood red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black vampire bat heads with blood red gems for eyes and black cat head with blood red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the black vampire bat heads for the pommel, he has on his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on his wrists, but turned gunmetal grey, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Sylvester's head with blood red gems for eyes and a blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waste and it turned gunmetal grey, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a blood red kanji below the cat and vampire bat that said, "Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Legendary Looney Tune, Eternally Hungry Cat Chasing After Tweety, Teacher of Acme Looniversity, Mentor of Furrball, Father of Sylvester Junior, Archenemy and Ancestor of Sylth Vester, Master of Darkness, Black Magic, Dark Magic, and Satanic Magic, Slayer, Destroyer, and Slaughterer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Master of The Fury of Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Unleasher of Total Pain and Unendurable Suffering, Member of The Goths of Darkness, and Master of Darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Cats, and Vampire Bats"
シルベスター・ジェームズ・プッシーキャット・シニア、伝説のルーニー・チューン、トゥイーティーを追いかける永遠に空腹の猫、アクメ・ルーニバーシティの教師、ファーボールの指導者、シルベスター・ジュニアの父、シルス・ベスターの大敵と祖先、マスター・オブ・ダークネス、ブラック・マジック、ダーク・マジック、サタニックマジック、スレイヤー、デストロイヤー、悪の虐殺者、混乱した殺人者、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、黒い門のマスター、完全な痛みの解放者、そして耐えられない苦しみ、闇のゴス のメンバー、マスター オブ ダークネス、ダーク マジック、ブラック マジック、サタニック マジック、キャット、ヴァンパイア バット
Sylvester the Cat has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CAT-VAMPIRE-ACME DARK KNIGHT-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DARKNESS LOONEY TUNE FELINE DEMONIC DARKNESS VAMPIRE CAT ANGEL OF DIVINE DARKNESS LOONEY TUNE FELINE DEMONIC DARKNESS VAMPIRE CAT JUSTICE AND DIVINE DARKNESS LOONEY TUNE FELINE DEMONIC DARKNESS VAMPIRE CAT DEATH!
We were absolutely stunned and shocked at Sylvester's Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when the massive armies of thugs belonging to Flip, Lewis Travolta, Trina Riffins, Icky Vicky, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Bubble Bass, Billy McLean, and Bradley Uppercrust III saw him, they were literally crapping their pants badly at the mere sight of him: THE GOTHS OF DARKNESS HAS A NEW KNIGHT JOINING THEM, AND DEATH HAS BEEN AWAKENED ONCE AGAIN!
Me: (Stunned) HOLY CRUD!
Ace Bunny: (Stunned) Incredible, Sylvester's transformed into his Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and he's also gotten some new clothes.
Lincoln: Those clothes he has on, it's the outfit Alucard dons when Control Art Restriction Zero has been released, and the long sleeveless black trenchcoat: that's a new addition to the outfit, but man, those thugs are literally in huge trouble now.
Thug: What are you?! What the hell are you?!
Sylvester: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Demonic Darkness Looney Tune Vampire Cat Angel and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Vampire Cat Death) Simply put, your judge..., jury..., (Smirks with vampire fangs gleaming) And your executioner!
We were stunned at the darkness in his voice, we knew right then and there, the thugs were truly fucked now as they were now pissing their pants even more!
Thug: SHOOT HIM, KILL HIM!
The thugs were about to fire, but Sylvester ran at the thugs, and he fired extremely powerful blasts of black and blood red energy, black and blood red darkness, blood, demonic red eyes, vampire bats, and cats at the massive armies of thugs and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them, and he began slashing at the thugs with his massive new greatsword, and the armies of familiars also joined in as they began slaying the armies of thugs like crazy, and their blood was being spilled all over Acmetropolis: IT'S WORSE THAN A NIGHTMARE DOWN THERE, IT WAS PURE HELL UNLEASHED!
Me: Oh man, this...this is pure Hell unleashed!
Lincoln: We knew of the pure Hell Alucard unleashed when he turns into that, and now, to see that from Sylvester, those thugs are now facing a one-way trip to Hell for good.
Nico: Big time!
Some of the remaining thugs tried to flee, but then, the armies of Wallachia's Calvary impaled them with their spears and dragged them away, and those who stayed to fight were either killed by the soldier familiars or by Sylvester himself. By the end, all of the massive armies of thugs were killed and slaughtered. One surviving remnant tried to flee, only to get caught by Sylvester.
Sylvester: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Demonic Darkness Looney Tune Vampire Cat Angel and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Vampire Cat Death) Going somewhere?
Then, Sylvester impaled him in the chest with his massive greatsword and killed him and spilled his blood, and then, the armies of familiars vanished into the darkness.
Lincoln: Oh man, oh man, that...that was...!
Brittney: It truly was pure Hell unleashed!
Me: Big time!
Sylvester: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Demonic Darkness Looney Tune Vampire Cat Angel and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Vampire Cat Death) But, it's not over yet, we still got the five girls Lincoln has to rescue, along with meeting the Elemental HERO Mariner Gene-Slammer, and they should be arriving...right now.
Suddenly, we saw Elemental HERO Mariner appear before us, and with it are the five girls.
Me: Whoa, Elemental HERO Mariner.
Jaden: And it's also another one of my Elemental HEROS that I've used in my duels.
Elemental HERO Mariner: (Girl's voice) Oh, sorry about the scare, but I also got the girls away from the thugs, and we were on the rooftops when Sylvester unleashed pure Hell on them.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Lily Madigan, I knew it was you.
Suddenly, we saw Sylth Vester.
Sylvester: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Looney Tune Demonic Vampire Cat Angel and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Vampire Cat Death) Sylth Vester. So, you've arrived.
Ace Bunny: We didn't have to hunt you down, you arrived as soon as Sylvester got rid of the massive armies of thugs our resident jerks hired.
Sylth Vester: Yes, and I did let Sylvester Junior go, since I can't bring myself to hurt him, I may be a villain, but even I have standards.
Lincoln: Exactly. But, how did you escape from prison? Oh boy, don't tell me...?
Sylvester: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Looney Tune Demonic Vampire Cat Angel and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Vampire Cat Death) Deuce freed him after Opaline got him back from his banishment. He's getting a mouthful from me when we get back, but for now, let us enjoy this hellish fight!
Sylth Vester: (Unsheathes his sword) If you insist!
Sylvester and Sylth Vester then clashed with their blades in hand: Looney Tune Feline Ancestor VS. Villainous Feline Descendant, and it was becoming ferocious.
Lincoln: Whoa, those two felines are really showing each other no mercy!
Me: The bloodlust within Sylvester awakened, and he's not showing his descendant any mercy!
Lexi Bunny: Just like what he did to the thugs. But, let's join in as well!
Lincoln: Yeah!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, search Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental search Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Brittney's team, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Sylth Vester, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Sylvester fired a blast of darkness at Sylth Vester and knocked him down. Sylvester holstered his massive greatsword on his left hip and powered down, and his new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and Third Eye are permanent.
Sylth Vester: So, that's it.
Sylvester: Yeah, it is, but you're not going back to jail, you'll be joining The Masters of Evil, consider it a reprieve from prison, and as for Deuce, he'll be getting a backlash from me and the rest of us in the most gruesome way imaginable.
Sylth Vester: Of course, and I'll enjoy being your archenemy..., Sylvester, Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Dark Knight of The Vampires.
Sylth Vester was sent to The Masters of Evil's HQ.
Sylvester: Why did he call me Dark Knight of The Vampires?
Lincoln: You now have the very same dark powers as Alucard, Sylvester, and your new appearance also matches it.
Sylvester Junior: He's right, Father, and you know how he fought against the vampires: with cruelty and ferocity, and what you did to the thugs, that's the very thing that we just saw.
Sylvester: Right. Now, let's clean up this mess before we leave.
Lincoln, his vampire Guardian Angels, and The Goths of Darkness devoured all of the blood spilled by Sylvester, and the streets were cleaned up.
Danger Duck: Well, the streets are cleaned up.
Lexi Bunny: Sylth Vester's now in The Masters of Evil, and Sylvester's slain the armies of thugs that came here on the orders of our resident jerks.
Lincoln: (Burps) Yeah, and that's pissed them off in a major way. (To Lily Madigan) And it's so good to see you again, Lily Madigan.
Lily Madigan reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long blue hair in the back with ice blue hair in the front and green bangs, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings, she's dressed in a sleeveless red tank top top, green shorts, ice blue sandals, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with water, ocean waves, sea creatures, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Elemental HERO Mariner, and holstered on her back is a massive Elemental HERO Mariner-themed greatsword with embedded aqua blue gems and Elemental HERO Mariner etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged ocean blue blade, large ocean blue phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with ocean blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large ocean blue gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.
Lily Madigan: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Lily Madigan and he hugged her, and Lily Madigan is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you five since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Lily Madigan: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal, and, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Lily Madigan, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Mariner, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's also a world-famous bikini swimsuit model.
Lily Madigan: Plus, this one time, I was in my two-piece aqua blue bikini and Lincoln was in his orange speedo and we were kissing and our kiss was featured on the cover of a swimsuit model magazine. I almost fainted when I saw Lincoln in that orange speedo, and what our intense training did to him, combined with his hyperpuberty, family genes, and many other amazing things.
May: You girls did make him into the man that he is today: strong, powerful, brave, courageous, and a defender of women.
Caitlin Ashleigh: Yeah, we know, and she's a member of The Elemental HEROS of Water. But, unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire, the only problem she and the other Elemental HEROS of Water have had to deal with are with conniving gold-digging workers who wanted to extort them, but for Lily, the mastermind behind this extortion plot were her parents and her sister, Megan, who have made her life Hell by always belittling and doubting her, and they've hated her even though she's the older sister and a success in her own way and right, and they wanted to kill her and let Megan, their favorite daughter, become the success they wanted her to be, not their eldest daughter.
Nico: Just like we heard yesterday, damn.
Lily Madigan: And you guys are in for the story of how we took my gold-digging leech workers and my evil parents and evil little sister down and how I severed all ties with my parents and Megan and cut them out of my life forever since they made my life Hell. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something I also want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right, Lily?
Lily Madigan: How'd you guess what I was about to ask?
Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.
Lily Madigan: I knew it, you marked them and fed on their blood, along with acquiring their powers as well, I knew that was coming since he's done that more than once when he got brutally injured by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan more than once.
Selene Emperyous: And when you guys did your kiss for the cover shoot, Lincoln was being driven crazy by the scent of your perfume, it took a lot of strength for him not to go wild and mark you.
Lily Madigan: Same thing happened with the other Elemental HEROS of Water, and we almost went nuts when Lincoln had on that cologne that drives us wild.
Lincoln went up to Lily Madigan, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Lily Madigan: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Lily Madigan's neck with ice blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and ice blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Lily Madigan: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Lily Madigan.
Lily Madigan had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The five girls are Hiromi Hasuda, Mahiro Aoshima, Nano Hasegawa, Setsuna Fujimi, and Yuki Imai from Yukiuta.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Hiromi Hasuda, Mahiro Aoshima, Nano Hasegawa, Setsuna Fujimi, and Yuki Imai from Yukiuta.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Hiromi Hasuda: Yes, we're okay, thank God those thugs had been gotten rid of.
Then, when Hiromi Hasuda and the other four girls saw who it was that helped out in exterminating the thugs hired by our resident jerks, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted search Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, search Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.
Hiromi Hasuda: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Hiromi Hasuda: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Hiromi Hasuda, Mahiro Aoshima, Nano Hasegawa, Setsuna Fujimi, and Yuki Imai with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The Flying Fortress, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villains we went after were Sylth Vester, descendant of Legendary Looney Tunes feline, Sylvester. But, Sylth Vester wasn't alone in the fight: massive armies of thugs hired by Flip, Lewis Travolta, Trina Riffins, Icky Vicky, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Bubble Bass, Billy McLean, and Bradley Uppercrust III were there on the orders of the jerks to kill all of us.
But, Lincoln showed what happened such as Sylvester transforming into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga and laying waste to the massive armies of thugs Flip, Lewis Travolta, Trina Riffins, Icky Vicky, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Bubble Bass, Billy McLean, and Bradley Uppercrust III hired to kill us to get revenge, and taking down Sylth Vester and getting him into The Masters of Evil as Sylvester's archenemy, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln and Lily Madigan have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Oh man, oh man, I can't believe what we just saw!
Bugs Bunny: Same here, Doc.
Nico: Well, it all happened: Sylvester absolutely lost it when he found out the thugs tried to kill his son after Sylth Vester let him go, and what he unleashed was pure Hell on them.
Lincoln: It was a massacre on steroids: he slaughtered every last one of them and stained the streets of Acmetropolis with their blood, and from what we saw.
Alucard (HELLSING): It's a repeat of what I did to both The Crusaders and Millennium, only this was a bit more bloodier than ever, truly magnificent.
Bugs Bunny: Oh boy, looks like we need watch it around Sylvester now, one wrong move to set him off.
Sylvester Junior: And it'll end badly.
After obliterating the massive armies of thugs hired by Flip, Lewis Travolta, Trina Riffins, Icky Vicky, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Bubble Bass, Billy McLean, and Bradley Uppercrust III and taking down Sylth Vester, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Lily Madigan saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Lily Madigan: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Lily, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Lily Madigan: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Lily Madigan: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Lily, what's the story on why you hated your parents and little sister and how you took them and your conniving gold-digging former workers down?
Lily Madigan: That's something I'll never forget. I make it no surprise that Caitlin was right, the only thing the other Elemental HEROS of Water and I had to deal with are conniving gold-digging workers who wanted to extort us, but for me, the mastermind behind this extortion plot were my parents and my little sister, Megan, who've made my life Hell by always belittling and doubting me, and they've hated me since the day we were born, and they've wanted to kill me and let Megan, their favorite daughter, become the success they wanted her to be, not me. This one time, my workers, Helga and her boyfriend, Zane, were planning on extorting me, and they tried to lie to everyone in court and ruin my name, but their lies and scheme were found out thanks to hidden cameras that Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels installed, and not only did those two get caught, but my evil parents and little sister were also ratted out as well for being the masterminds of the extortion plot, and they also plotted to kill me once they took all of my hard-earned money. Everyone was enraged after the tape was played, and the judge found the trial to be a waste of his time, and he ordered the five had to pay me $5,000 each.
We gasped.
Nico: Those two gold-digging greedy leeches, they really were trouble, and your parents and little sister, they were worse!
Lincoln: Yeah, her parents and Megan hated her so much, they wanted to ruin Lily's name and her reputation, along with taking all of her money and killing her.
Lily Madigan: But, their plan failed and backfired thanks to you and the others. Plus, I also filed a defamation lawsuit against the five, which I won in no less than fifteen seconds of deliberation, and I was awarded $500,000,000,000,000,000 dollars. My name and life was saved, and to pay for the damages, Helga and Zane were forced to work for me for no pay, and my whole modeling agency was also punishing them for their lies as well. In the end, they lost their paychecks, their homes, and they also got fired for their whole scheme, and they were left jobless, penniless, and homeless.
Selene Arcangela: But, that was nothing compared to what her parents and Megan had coming to them: Lily was enraged that her heartless parents and their "favorite" daughter plotted to extort and kill her after they took all her money, she was already enraged they made her life Hell because of their toxic hatred towards her, so she took no prisoners. She had her parents and Megan arrested for attempted first degree murder and extortion, and she filed charges against them, and thanks to the proof from the hidden cameras Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels installed, her parents wound up getting fired from their jobs, their friends abandoned them because they don't want to get associated with such heartless monsters, and they were labelled as opportunists who cared more about stealing the hard-earned money of their eldest daughter and killing her and for caring more about Megan than their eldest daughter, and Megan was exposed as the disgraceful lying gold-digger that she is and her friends disowned her and cut her out of their lives forever, and she was expelled from school.
Lincoln: In the end, her parents and Megan were found guilty of attempted first degree murder and extortion, and they got their punishments as listed by me and the other Guardian Angels when the judge read out their sentences: Lily's parents were both sentenced to life in federal prison without the possibility of parole, and as for Megan, she was sent away to a boarding school in Siberia. Plus, to add on to their anger and to finally put an end to the nightmares that plagued her for years, Lily severed all ties with those monsters and cut them out of her life forever since they made her life Hell, and she swore if they ever got out to get revenge, she's going to break their arms and legs and throw them in a dumpster, because that's the kind of people she's had to deal with: garbage.
Me: They sure are, they broke their vows to love their children equally and they favored one and they rejected the other.
Nico: That's just disgusting, but they got what they deserved in the end.
Lincoln: But, if they do break out to get revenge, they're in for an eternity in Hell for their misdeeds.
Lily Madigan: You got that right.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Allegra, Grace, Kelly, Yuma (Pokémon), Dr. Abby, Charmcaster, Thunder and Lightning (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Blackfire (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Prim Hemline, Raven Inkwell, Spring Step and Lilac Sky, Wild Fire, Surprise, Merry May, Shimmy Shake, and Lighthoof are heading to Mirissa Beach, Sri Lanka.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Allegra, Grace, Kelly, Yuma (Pokémon), Dr. Abby, Charmcaster, Thunder and Lightning (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Blackfire (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Prim Hemline, Raven Inkwell, Spring Step and Lilac Sky, Wild Fire, Surprise, Merry May, Shimmy Shake and Lighthoof were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Allegra, Grace, Kelly, Yuma (Pokémon), Dr. Abby, Charmcaster, Thunder and Lightning (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Blackfire (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Prim Hemline, Raven Inkwell, Spring Step and Lilac Sky, Wild Fire, Surprise, Merry May, Shimmy Shake, and Lighthoof had feelings for Lincoln, and he had the very same feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant.
Allegra: Whoa, so this is Mirissa Beach, it's so beautiful.
Lincoln: I've never been to any beaches in Sri Lanka before, Allegra, and it's perfect for our first date, and we're also coming back here to Sri Lanka for our challenge and against the fourth of The Celebrity 5. Shall we?
Lincoln, Allegra, Grace, Kelly, Yuma (Pokémon), Dr. Abby, Charmcaster, Thunder and Lightning (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Blackfire (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Prim Hemline, Raven Inkwell, Spring Step and Lilac Sky, Wild Fire, Surprise, Merry May, Shimmy Shake, and Lighthoof dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Allegra, Grace, Kelly, Yuma (Pokémon), Dr. Abby, Charmcaster, Thunder and Lightning (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Blackfire (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Prim Hemline, Raven Inkwell, Spring Step and Lilac Sky, Wild Fire, Surprise, Merry May, Shimmy Shake, and Lighthoof got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Allegra, Grace, Kelly, Yuma (Pokémon), Dr. Abby, Charmcaster, Thunder and Lightning (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Blackfire (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Prim Hemline, Raven Inkwell, Spring Step and Lilac Sky, Wild Fire, Surprise, Merry May, Shimmy Shake, and Lighthoof, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Allegra, Grace, Kelly, Yuma (Pokémon), Dr. Abby, Charmcaster, Thunder and Lightning (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Blackfire (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Prim Hemline, Raven Inkwell, Spring Step and Lilac Sky, Wild Fire, Surprise, Merry May, Shimmy Shake, and Lighthoof placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The Flying Fortress and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Sri Lanka, eh, Linky?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, eighteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Allegra, Grace, Kelly, Yuma (Pokémon), Dr. Abby, Charmcaster, Thunder and Lightning (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Blackfire (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Prim Hemline, Raven Inkwell, Spring Step and Lilac Sky, Wild Fire, Surprise, Merry May, Shimmy Shake, and Lighthoof with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Allegra, Grace, Kelly, Yuma (Pokémon), Dr. Abby, Charmcaster, Thunder and Lightning (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Blackfire (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Prim Hemline, Raven Inkwell, Spring Step and Lilac Sky, Wild Fire, Surprise, Merry May, Shimmy Shake, and Lighthoof are now part of your harem.
Gwen Tennyson: I was quite surprised to find out Charmcaster had feelings for Lincoln. But, after the whole affair with Darkstar, this may be a fresh start for her.
Nico: You said it.
Later it was time for Cadance's first ever ambassador mission and she was going to the world of Powerpuff Girls Z and this is gonna be an awesome one.
Me: This is gonna be so awesome!
Princess Cadance: It sure is and I'm so looking forward to this one.
William: Anyone else want to go with Cadance? Besides Yost Reed and 3 Rabbids?
Blossom: Me and my sisters will go too.
Twilight Sparkle: Me and Flurry Heart too.
Me: Okay.
Jaune Arc: The Powerpuff Girls former enemies and their archenemies will go.
Mojo Jojo: It will be most interesting to see what this world is like.
Lucca: It sure will!
Brick: Yeah I'm looking forward to this one.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: It sures will.
Nico: All right. This will be fun. Lets head out.
I opened a portal and we were off to New Townsville.
We arrived in New Townsville and it was amazing!
Me: WOW! So this is New Townsville.
Cadance: This is so amazing.
Lexx: It sure is.
Andrina: Boy this is amazing that we're here.
Ace: This is completely different from what we know.
Brick: It sure is.
Mojo: It's not like what we have too.
Nico: That is true.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: This is really amazing.
2016 Morbucks: It sure is amazing though.
Prime Blossom: It sure is awesome though.
Prime Buttercup: I think so too.
Isuzu Sento: It's going to be fun.
Sedusa: It sure will be.
Saffron Masala: (Hindu Accent) It will be really fun to.
The Powerpuff Girls Z just came out of school. Blossom Z was looking at the sky in concern.
Buttercup Z: (notices this) He's not coming back, you know. We got rid of well... him when we thought we used up our powers. And even then, we still had them.
Blossom Z: We can't be sure. He's probably out there planning his big comeback.
Bubbles Z: Blossom, it's been 2 years now. Just face it. HIM's gone.
Blossom Z: I don't think so girls. I know that he will return. Evil always finds a way.
Bubbles Z: You're right on that.
Ace Z: HIM? You're worried about that prick. You should be more worried about us!
Blossom Z: Uh oh.
We kept on walking and we saw the Gangreen Gang Z!
Me: Uh oh! Lets go!
We went at them!
Me: HEY! Let the girls go you douchebags!
Ace and the Gang saw us.
Ace Z: Oh yeah? Who are you all supposed to be?
Me: People you don't want to ever piss the fuck off!
Blossom Z: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
The Gangreen Gang Z gasped!
Gangreen Gang Z: UH OH!
We went at them and pulverized the living shit out of them and bashed their brains out all over the place and smashed them all over!
We all charged at the Gang and start ripping into them. Nico blasts everyone except Ace with beams from his eyes, then extends one arm towards the leader. Ace is picked up by the throat and slammed into the ground; this action is shown three times. Fuzzy tosses Lil' Arturo into the air and hits him as if delivering a volleyball serve. The midget flies across the room to Mojo, who swings Snake like a baseball bat and knocks him back. Arturo slams into the gut of Big Billy, who is being held by Cadance. The flood of abuse that follows includes me stabbing my sword into Grubber's foot, causing him to yell in pain; when he opens his mouth, though, we hear an alarm bell instead.
We were really pulverizing them into dust!
We roughed them up and tied them up.
Jaune: Take that you clods!
I grabbed Ace and had him look at me squarely in the eyes.
Me: (MENACING TALK) No matter what you do for the rest of your miserable life you will always be garbage.
POW!
I smashed his face in and knocked out some of his teeth and knocked him out.
Eddy got out his blaster and realized something.
Eddy: (to Snake Z) You're a girl?!
Snake Z: Um... is that a problem?
Eddy: Well, it's just that the one we've fought is a boy.
Snake: (Hisses) Yessss.
Nico: These guys would be perfect for the M.O.E. HQ.
I teleported them to it.
Blossom Z: That was so awesome!
Bubbles Z: Yeah it was!
Buttercup Z: It was amazing!
Jaune: It sure was.
Me: Awesome to meet you girls.
Blossom Z: Same here and we heard so much about you all.
Me: We are practically known all over the multiverse.
Blossom Z: (to Yost Reed) Aren't you Mr. Fantastic?
Yost Reed: That's right but not the one you all know.
Me: He's from another dimension called the Yost Universe. Long story on that one.
Blossom: It's really cool.
The girls gasped!
Powerpuffs Z: YOU GIRLS ARE US!
Blossom: That's right.
Me: They are the prime universe versions of you girls. Oh I'm sorry we should introduce ourselves.
We did so.
Blossom Z: Wow. Awesome to meet you guys.
Cadance: Same here. It's an honor and I'm gonna be your ambassador.
Me: It's part of a special diplomatic mission program we made.
Eli: It's true.
Nico: Yep.
Blossom Z and Blossom touched hands and started to copy each others' movement.
Me: It's like looking at yourself in the mirror.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: I can assure you that this is real.
Blossom Z: We got to take you guys to the professor.
Me: Okay.
We went to Professor Utonium's lab.
We arrived.
Professor Utonium Z: Hey, girls. How was school today?
Blossom: It was really awesome! And we have some guests.
We came in.
Professor Utonium Z: Wow Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Kenny Utonium: Wow! What an honor!
Me: Awesome to meet you and you too Kenny.
Kenny Utonium: How do you know my name?
Me: We have lots of sources.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: We have so much to tell you all.
Professor Utonium Z: We would like to hear all of it.
Poochie came in.
Nico: Hi. You must be Poochie.
Poochie: Yeah that's me. Awesome to meet you Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Same here.
Rabbids gibbering.
Me: And these little guys are the Rabbids.
Bubbles Z: Oh they are so cute.
Me: They sure are but they are idiots. They aren't the brightest lightbulbs in the closet if you know what I mean.
Bubbles Z: Oh I get it.
One of the Rabbid starts humping Poochie.
Poochie: HEY!
Eddy grabbed the Rabbid.
Eddy: Now now stop.
Me: See what I mean?
Blossom Z: Yeah.
Me: We should tell you how the Powerpuff Girls came into being in our universe. They were made with Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice. You know like that myth for What Are Little Girls made of?
Blossom Z: Yeah I know that.
Me: Okay. Also they were made with an accidental dose of Chemical X. There was a huge explosion and it made the Powerpuff Girls.
Blossom: It's true.
Blossom Z: Wow! That is amazing.
Me: Yep.
Brick: We were made using Snips, Snails and a Puppydog Tail as well as Chemical X.
Lexx: It's true.
Blossom Z: Good to know. But me, Buttercup, and Bubbles were actually ordinary girls until we got hit with Chemical Z.
Me: That's what we found out from Deadpool. That is really something.
Eli: Yeah no kidding.
2016 Morbucks: Your version of Princess Morbucks isn't like my Prime Universe self is she?
Buttercup Z: Compared to her, our Morbucks is a saint!
Me: Wow! Our version of Princess Morbucks is a Spoiled brat to the Nth Degree. You wouldn't believe what she did. And now she is in the Limburger Cheese Mines in Switzerland forever.
Bubbles Z: Geez! That must smell horrible!
Me: It does. But her crimes pale in comparison to the atrocities that HIM did in our universe. It would have started because of Time Travel.
Blossom Z: Really?
Me: Ugly story.
Jaune: We found out that Lori, Lynn and Lola in an alternate time went back in time to the 20 Days of Darkness and stopped it from happening.
Me: But in doing so, HIM took over and killed most of us.
Buttercup Z: I get they wanted to prevent those dark days. But what's the fun in getting rid of someone with time travel when you can kick their butts in person?
Me: You got that right. We had to learn that the hard way when we went to the world that HIM was on.
Eli: Yeah that is true.
Earthworm Jim: Yeah that is a crazy one.
Me: Are the Amoeba Boys still the same pathetic criminals that you girls know?
Blossom Z: They sure are. But they have a girl member.
Me: Wow! That is interesting.
Boss: Us having a girl member?
Slim: That's amazing boss.
Me: It sure is. So instead of the Amoeba Boys we'll call them the Amoeba GANG.
Eli: That's more fitting.
Eddy: One of them's a girl, right?
Bubbles Z: Yep.
Me: Very interesting.
Biossom Z: (to Nico) What about you? Do YOU ever get tempted to go back in time and erase evil from existence?
Nico: You think I don't consider it? All I've ever wanted to do is use the Black Gates to erase all evil. A day doesn't go by ever since Luthor tried to tempt J.D. where I don't think about every damned thing scumbags like HIM and Joker have done before going back in time to when J.D. met the Louds and use the Black Gates to ensure that there's no more suffering. (sighs) But if I do that, then I know there would be consequences.
Me: That's right. But the reason why we didn't is because of the consequences.
Eli: Yeah.
Jaune: That would also still be far too easy though.
Me: Yep.
Blossom Z: Yeah you're right.
Me: The reason we were like that was because of Dark Orb Contamination.
Eli: Yeah. We were poisoned by Dark Orbs.
Mojo: We were.
Bubbles Z: Oh man.
Professor Utonium Z: That's crazy.
Me: It sure was. But thanks to a friend of mine we are now permanently dark orb free.
Buttercup Z: Good.
Nico: So, do you girls have families?
Bubbles Z: Yep. One day, we'll have you meet them in person!
Bunny: That will be cool!
Blossom Z: It sure will.
Me: Oh girls you may want to get a box of tissues because we have a story to tell you. It's about Bunny.
Blossom Z: What happened?
Me: Well it's a dark one.
I told them what happened and it was a really dark story.
From thwarting bank robberies and fighting monsters to saving endangered citizens all day, the Powerpuff Girls come back from a long day of crime fighting. The Professor, however, is fast to remind them of their chores despite the fact that they are very tired. Realizing the need for help with their crime fighting, they secretly choose to create another Powerpuff Girl. They sneak into the Professor's lab and try to create a new Powerpuff Girl in the technique left behind by the Professor himself. Unfortunately, for lack of the right ingredients, they improvise; they use artificial sweetener instead of sugar, dirt and twigs instead of spices, and things they themselves believe are "everything nice" such as crayons, books, lizards, flowers, computers, footballs, stuffed animals, calculators, a mackerel, a compass, boxing gloves, a ribbon, art, bandages, a smiley face, a globe and a knuckle sandwich (Buttercup punches the mixture).
Finally, as if it were a scripted accident, they add the "accidental" dose of Chemical X. The mixture explodes in the tradition of the opening sequence, but it creates a hideously oversized girl. The girls introduce themselves and try to think of a name for her since she can't speak very well; though Buttercup suggests Braces, Bubbles christens her as Bunny, a more suitable name that both Blossom and Buttercup seem to agree with as well. The girls tell Bunny what she has to do and they send her off to fight crime while they try and relax.
However, with her misunderstandings of what she needs to do when being told to fight the bad guys and throw them in jail, Bunny interprets the police as criminals (anyone who has a gun) and ends up imprisoning them in place of the perpetrators. It is not until the girls see her on the news that they realize that Townsville is in danger. The girls seek her out in town, and as she wails on a police officer, they tell her that she has been bad and is not cut out to be a Powerpuff Girl. Upset, Bunny flies away.
Straight away, the girls are surrounded by all the criminals, including the newly released, and are overpowered by them. Up on a ledge out at sea, Bunny hears their cries and flies to their rescue, attacking all of the criminals in a way that only the girls were known for and shouting that she has done good. But just then, Bunny begins to wobble and white light beams out of her, then explodes and perishes with a blinding flash.
The Powerpuff Girls manage to recover from being attacked by every criminal in Townsville, thanks to Bunny saving them. As they wonder where she is, the piece of her dress she leaves behind drifts to the ground. The girls become rife with surprise and grief; Blossom surmises that Bunny was unstable and the explosion broke her down into her original ingredients, while Bubbles mentions in her eulogy that Bunny was good after all, especially on this one occasion, and that they were the ones who were bad. And with that, they hang their heads in sadness as they mourn the loss of their "sister" in the street, with the girls' meanness towards her coming at the cost of her own life.
Even the narrator is upset over Bunny's death as he weeps ("And so, for the first and final time, the day is saved thanks to Powerpuff Bunny!") and he sobbingly breaks the fourth wall by telling the cameraman to go commercial.
When I was done the Powerpuff Girls Z girls were crying hard and it was a really dark story.
I gave them a box of tissues and they were crying hard.
Bubbles Z: Good god, why?!
Me: She was unstable.
Nico: Yeah I wasn't with the team when I was told that but that was awful.
Me: Ever since that day your prime universe counterparts were really grief-stricken and they cried really hard since then.
Eli: Yeah. But the heavens smiled down upon them and brought her back.
Comrade Red: (Russian Accent) It's true comrades.
Buttercup Z: What was she made with?
Me: Lets see. Artificial Sweetener, Dirt and Twigs and all kinds of random things as well as Chemical X.
Nico: Yeah.
Buttercup Z: If you guys tell anyone else I cried-
Nico: Our lips are sealed.
Me: Yeah. But you should have seen what Professor Dick did. He made chief knockoff versions of you girls.
Blossom Z: WHAT!? How!?
Me: He was a gold-digging bloodsucking leech.
I told them what happened.
The Professor gets a call from his old friend, Dick Hardly, who tells him that he's coming over for a visit. Soon, Professor Utonium begins remembering his interactions with Dick at the university they both attended (where Dick secretly cheated on his work and slacked off when he wasn't looking). Dick soon arrives and gets a tour of the household. After Dick gets his first glance at the girls, he becomes interested in them and believes they could make a fortune together as he discusses various ways to make money off of them. But, the Professor, offended by Dick's dehumanizing comments about the girls, becomes suspicious of his proposal and forcefully orders Dick to leave. Feeling betrayed, Dick begins planning his revenge on Utonium.
Later that day, the girls are about to return home from school when Dick's car pulled up in the driveway, and he offers them a ride home. While driving, Dick explains how evil is always occurring around the world. Afterwards, he mentions the possibility for multiple Powerpuff Girls who would fight crime in various locations outside of Townsville. Later, he asks the girls what they are made of. The girls quickly answer: "Sugar, spice, and everything nice, and an accidental dose of Chemical X." Arriving at their household, he asks the girls for a flask of Chemical X. They zip to the Professor's lab and back, giving him the flask. Now eager, Dick rushes into an abandoned evil factory, which he now owns, and uses all the ingredients the girls told him earlier to make his own creation—The Powerpuff Girls with Chemical X-treme (which are actually knock-offs of the originals).
The next day, Dick shows off his creations to the mayor of New York City. Sometime later, the creations rush a giant alligator monster (who bears a striking resemblance to Wally Gator) to safety while on his way to work. This footage is publicly broadcast, and the Utonium family is watching. The Professor acts a little skeptical towards the real girls, thinking that they were in New York, and asks them when they went. The girls lie to him, saying that they went there earlier. While in bed, the girls feel guilty about lying to him, but believe it will all turn out good.
In the following weeks, Dick's factory starts expanding, he was now making more knock-off girls, and sold them all over the world such as Japan, France, India, Germany, and Egypt. However, even though the Powerpuff knock-offs greatly resembled the original girls, Dick started to cut back on their ingredients and intentionally allow them to have poor quality so they could quickly deteriorate so he could make more money, and even created disfigured versions of the knock-offs that he rejected. Meanwhile, Professor Utonium is starting to grow more and more suspicious.
Eventually, the girls' trust in Dick quickly fades after watching an infomercial featuring him advertising "The Powerpuff Girls with Chemical Xtreme", in which they also learn that Dick sold his Powerpuff Girls to anyone for profit, even criminals. Now knowing that Dick lied to them, the girls fly to his factory, confront him, and ask for the Chemical X they gave him, back. But, rather than give it back to them, he psychotically swallows it whole (flask and all). Suddenly, the effects of the Chemical X he swallowed transforms Dick into a radioactive monster.
The girls battle Dick, but they are no match for him and he overpowers them. Dick then captures the girls inside a glass dome and starts forcibly extracting the Chemical X from their bodies, so he could continue to produce more clones.
Meanwhile, the Professor, whose suspicions lead him into realizing Dick was behind all of this, drives all the way to his factory. Noticing the fight inside, he rushes into the factory, but arrives too late, as Dick had already begun extracting all the Chemical X out of the girls using a machine he invented.
Utonium begs Dick to stop, but he refuses at first. After offering himself willingly in taking the girls' place so he could make more Chemical X, Dick decides to have both the girls and Utonium instead, ordering all the rejects to take the Professor away. While they do so, Professor Utonium tearfully expresses his strong and deep fatherly love towards the real girls. This sparks the rejected girls' minds into knowing that Dick never gave them love or care. The rejects turn on him, cling to his body, and sacrifice themselves to consume Dick in an inferno. However, a few of the rejects who survived release the girls, who are now ostensibly come close to dying from being completely drained of their Chemical X, before ordering the Professor to take his family and escape before it's too late. He does so, leaving Dick behind. Now, far away from the burning factory, Utonium is grief-stricken over the apparent loss of his girls. Fortunately, his love quickly revives them, and replenishes all of their Chemical X as well. The Professor, now happy, tells the girls: "Old Dick may have gotten the formula right, but the one ingredient he forgot was LOVE." As the girls and Utonium leave, Dick Hardly screams in agony one last time as his factory continues to burn, and the narrator says: "Guess like the love you take is equal to the love you make."
When I was done I growled in rage!
Me: (GROWLS) What he did makes me mad!
I clenched my fists tight and blood poured out from between my knuckles and landed on the table and burned holes through it!
Blossom Z: Whoa! Your blood! It's like acid!
Me: Huh? Oh sorry.
I calmed down.
Nico: He even tried turning Billy against us.
Jaune: Yeah he sure did.
Me: Yeah.
Blossom Z: Wow. I'm sorry guys.
Me: It's okay.
Bubbles Z: Are there anymore villains that we haven't faced that you guys have?
Me: Actually there are tons of them.
I told them about Roach Coach, The White Cat, Boogee Man, Abracadaver, numerous monsters, the Broccoloids, Madame Argentina, the Powerpunk Girls, Mojo Jojo's massive army of Chemical X Monkeys and more. It was amazing!
Bubbles: WOW! That is a lot of villains!
Me: Yep.
Blossom Z: With any luck, our version of Mojo will be at his old tricks again.
Me: Has he been in jail more times than anyone else can even count like the Prime Universe can even count?
Blossom Z: Not really sure.
Me: Mojo how many times were YOU thrown in jail?
Mojo Jojo: 5,237,236.
Me: Holy mackerel!
Nico: Wow!
Then the girls belts flashed.
Me: Like the Powerpuff Girls hotline phone but in belt buckle form.
Buttercup Z: You're about see what else they can do!
Me: I have feeling this will be cool.
They transformed!
Blossom Z: BLOSSOM!
Bubbles Z: BUBBLES!
Buttercup Z: BUTTERCUP!
They transformed into their awesome Superhero Uniforms!
Me: COOL!
Nico: Those outfits are awesome!
Eddy: And watch for anyone who looks like me but who's evil.
Blossom Z: What do you mean?
Me: Oh right we need to warn you. There's an evil version of Eddy that is coming. He looks like Eddy but he has piercing red eyes and black clothes. We call him Dark Eddy. He is armed with a blaster. His goal is to kill all heroes and villains and also be the ONLY hero there is.
Nico: He's like Dangerous Jiro except he is all villain.
Me: Dangerous Jiro of the Donbrothers in our universe. Strange story there.
Eli: Yeah.
Me: But Nico put a curse on Dark Eddy. After 24 first missions of each Ambassador Mission series, he will be banished to the Black Gates.
Bubbles Z: Black Gates?
Me: It's the deadliest technique we have in our arsenal.
I went over what it does and more.
Buttercup Z: Wow! That is amazing!
Me: It sure is. And this is number 19.
Nico: I DID mention the Black Gates while explaining why I don't use time travel to erase all evil.
Buttercup Z: Oh. We just didn't pay attention to that because of serious you sounded.
Nico: Oh. No worries. Anyway we're wasting time.
We were off.
We then saw MOJO JOJO Z!
Me: Whoa he is bigger than the one we know.
Mojo Jojo Z: (smirks) Oh, hello, Powerpuff Girls. I'd like to introduce you 3 to something.
He fired at the Powerpuff Girls Z, making them move very slowly.
Mojo Jojo Z: (laughs) My slow motion ray. With this, you 3 are too slow to fight me. Which leaves me free to get acquainted with your new friends. (to us) Welcome to New Townsville. Hope you're liking it here so far.
Me: Enough to kick your banana covered butt!
I teleported and kicked him in his face and smashed him down and I snapped my fingers and the girls were back to their speed.
I fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Mojo Jojo Z: (sees Mojo) Well, aren't you a handsome devil?
Mojo: That's because I, Mojo Jojo, am you from the universe from Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Jaune: And he is my archenemy too.
Jaune fired waves of energy and blasted Mojo Jojo Z all over.
Mojo fired a laser blast and blasted him all over.
Me: Also here is a little something from me.
I teleported and put a bomb bracelet on his arm! I then put a range detonation device on it.
Me: Give my regards to your maker monkey breath!
I put it on an arrow and fired it into the sky!
I then ran.
Me: HIT THE DIRT GUYS!
We ducked and covered!
Mojo Jojo Z: NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!
It went 75 feet far and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He exploded!
He was burned and bloody!
Nico: WHOA! THat was intense!
He was burned badly.
Me: Geez! He must've felt that!
He was burned and bloody! But his arm was blown off!
Eli: Yikes!
Me: That was good.
Yost Reed: (gets out Psyphon's Core Medal) You're not dead. Good. Don't want this to end too quickly.
He put it into his sword and fired laser blasts and blasted him all over!
Me: YEAH!
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup fired laser vision blasts and so did Bunny!
Cadance: (gets out Cupid's Core Medal) Feel the power of love!
She fired waves of hearts and arrows and blasted him all over.
Twilight Sparkle: And feel the power of the elements of Friendship.
She used Kaos' Core Medal and fired waves of the 10 elements and blasted him all over.
Me: YEAH! Now this.
I used Lord Drakkon's Core Medal and blasted him all over with waves of green energy and blasted him.
Nico: And this!
He used Myotismon's Core Medal.
Nico: (ECHOING) CRIMSON LIGHTNING!
Nico fired waves of blood red lightning and smashed him all over!
Buttercup Z: (gets out hammer) Hammer time!
Jaune: Nora's gonna be so jealous!
She bashed Mojo Jojo Z on his head and smashed him all over!
Me: You'll like this!
I formed a warhammer made of solid rock and bashed Mojo Jojo all over!
Nico: YEAH!
Buttercup bashed and smashed Mojo Jojo Z all over!
Bubbles Z used her bubble wand to shoot bubbles at him.
They hit him and blasted him all over.
Me: SpongeBob would love seeing that one!
Nico: He sure would!
Me: I got an idea! (To Bubbles) Bubbles think of something and unleash HARDCORE BUBBLES!
Bubbles: Oh yeah!
Bubbles then thought of her being called cut all those times and then she flew at Mojo Jojo Z and smashed and bashed him all over and She dispatches him in short order, finally knocking him back into the skyline behind her; a mushroom cloud rises when it lands. Mojo Jojo Z ran back and A laser blast from o.c. catches her by surprise and makes her scream in pain; Mojo Jojo Z did a bad thing! Close-up of her face as she turns around; there is a drop of blood at the corner of her mouth. Extreme close-up of this as she wipes it away and screams in fury. Bubbles now goes on the attack against Mojo Jojo Z with ballistic fury, showing no mercy whatsoever. She tears his helmet off and smashes it and throws it as a spear, impaling him through the mouth, possibly in payback for the cheap shot he pulled on her while she was distracted. Eyes and appendages are torn loose or knocked off in rapid succession. The battle ends with her flying toward the camera at ground level and Mojo fell to the ground battered, bruised, bloody, and beaten. She lands, panting hard, and the camera pulls back slowly. The scene dissolves to the chamber, the simulation over since she emerged victorious; zoom back in on her.
Bubbles: WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Nico: UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!
Jaune Arc: HOLY SHIT!
Me: (GULPS) I think I might have gone far too overboard on that one!
Nico: No kidding!
Eddy: Dark Eddy will be here any minute!
Me: And I think he is right there!
I fired my blaster and it hit the top of a building and in a huge explosion a figure fell off and crashed into the ground!
KRASMASH!
He got up and he was mangled all over.
Dark Eddy: (Dazed and stupid) Granddad you ran another stop sign.
Nico: Nice shot.
Blossom Z: I got this! (launches yo yo at him)
She bashed him all over the place with it.
Me: Boy Lee of Sector W would love that!
Nico: Yeah he uses a Yo-Yo for battle too.
I fired fireballs and blasted Dark Eddy all over the place with incredible fury!
Dark Eddy fired his blaster but we avoided it.
Nico: (gets out Ben Ravencroft and Felix Faust's Ridewatches) Time to let the magic happen!
Nico activated them and fired waves of magic and blasted him all over.
Fuzzy blasted Dark Eddy in his legs with his shotgun and he screamed in pain!
I fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Buttercup Z swung her hammer at Dark Eddy.
She bashed him on his head!
Dark Eddy was grunting as more blows from her hammer hit him and an elephant sound is heard when his head was hit. Dark Eddy was being thrown into the air and on the ground, then given a wedgie by Nico]
Dark Eddy: No, please, have mercy!
Nico: Mercy is for the weak!
Nico smashed his head in and bashed him into a fire hydrant!
Eddy gave his Dark Side a wet willie.
Eddy: Take that you freak!
Eli grabbed Dark Eddy and channeled Force Lightning into him and electrocuted him with billions of volts of electricity!
Dark Eddy was burned to a crisp! BUT HE WAS MASSIVELY PISSED!
Bubbles fired bubbles at him.
And they blasted him all over.
Nico: YEAH!
Eli: Take that!
Then a Rotom came in and flew at Dark Eddy and electrocuted him with billions of volts of electricity!
Nico: Ouch!
Blossom Z: A Rotom!
Me: I didn't see it.
Nico: Yeah!
Rotom: (In a girls voice) Take that you no neck chump!
Nico: Nancy Sienkiewicz!? Wow.
Buttercup Z: (laughs) Now that's shocking!
Me: Not nearly as shocking as this! DRAGON THUNDERCLAP!
The 5-Star Dragonball on my bracelet glowed and I fired a massive blast of lightning and it electrocuted him and sent him back into the Book of Vile Darkness dimension.
Me: Number 19 done.
Nico: And 5 more to go before he kicks the bucket.
Nancy reverted back and she was a girl with orange hair and had blue eyes and had a really nasty scar on her right cheek and she had orange clothes.
Nancy Sienkiewicz: That was so fun!
Me: It sure is.
Nico: Awesome seeing you again Nancy.
Nancy Sienkiewicz: Same here Nico.
Me: Whoa how did you get that scar?
Nancy Sienkiewicz: A burglar came in and as my dad was defending us, the burglar pushed me and I got slashed on my face and got this scar.
Me: Ooh! Ouch!
Eli: That must've hurt!
Nancy Sienkiewicz: Yeah it did.
Me: Thank god you're okay.
Nancy Sienkiewicz: Yeah.
We went to Mojo Jojo Z.
Me: Whoa we really did a number on him.
Nico: (to Mojo Jojo Z) We'll get you healed up at Masters of Evil HQ.
Mojo Jojo Z: Thank you.
I teleported him there.
Jaune: So girls how did you like us facing one of your foes?
Blossom Z: That was so awesome!
Buttercup Z: Yeah it was!
Nico: Yeah!
Nancy Sienkiewicz: That was awesome. I saw the fight and it was awesome.
Me: It sure was. What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Nancy Sienkiewicz: My favorite is when me and Nico went to a sausage restaurant and we had the Polish Nightmare Platter and ate the whole thing.
Nico: We sure did and we both got a huge and awesome wiener car.
Me: Boy that must've been an awesome sausage.
Nico: It was. It was over 600 pounds of sausage.
CLANG!
Blossom Z's jaw dropped.
Eli put it back.
Blossom Z: That is a lot of sausage!
Me: We have been known for eating a lot of food.
Princess Cadance: We sure have and it's amazing.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah.
Nico and Nancy hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Nancy Sienkiewicz: Me too Nico. Me too.
We arrived back.
May: Hey guys. How did it go?
Me: Really awesome!
We told everyone everything.
May: Whoa! That is awesome!
Lola: Yeah no kidding!
Nico: Yep.
May: Next time, Cheese and Cupid should go with you guys?
Me: Good idea.
Xenia: Yeah!
We were watching TV.
Carrie Krueger: Let's see what's on the news.
Me: Okay.
We got to watching the News.
Katherine Mulligan: This is Katherine Mulligan reporting to you from Gotham Royal York where the Renegades have destroyed a terrorist group that was going after the mall. They stopped and killed them before they got to it.
Me: Wow! That's a relief.
Nico: No kidding.
Katherine Mulligan: We go to Rosetta Riley live at the scene.
Rosetta Riley: First of all, I would like to point out that the Renegades kill any villain that's irredeemable.
Me: And terrorists fall into that category.
Qin: Yep.
Rosetta Riley: And second all the terrorists are all butchered and slaughtered.
Qin: Good riddance.
Rosetta Riley: They were part of the evil organization The Wraiths of The Blue Phoenix. They were going to kill everyone that Team Loud Phoenix Storm knows.
Me: Geez!
Rosetta Riley: As to who the Renegades are, they really are content with not revealing themselves until the right time. But, everyone truly is grateful for substituting for Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: That's good. I'm glad they are protecting everyone in our absence.
Lola: Thank goodness.
Nico: Yep.
Rei the Ghost: Finding who they are is still a mystery.
Me: Yep it still it. But patience begets its own rewards.
Nico: Yep and it's a virtue too.
Qin: That is for sure.
Maria: At least they're not Team Buktu.
Me: No kidding.
Lincoln: That's a relief.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Varie: Thank goodness.
Crumplezone: Wait. Is that the next Gene Slammer?
We saw a Dusknoir.
Me: Hey a Dusknoir.
Qin: Awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Dusknoir: (In a girls voice) Boy the Renegades are doing awesome.
Me: They sure are.
Nico: Benito Yamaguchi!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and had purple eyes and purple clothes.
Benito: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Wreck Gar: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Benito Yamaguchi: When me and Nico scared the living daylights out of a queen bee.
Me: How did you do that?
Benito Yamaguchi: With me forming an illusion of her boyfriend being ripped to shreds by Carnage.
Me: Nice.
Girl Jordan: That is something I can handle as long as it's not the real thing.
Nico: Good.
Nico and Benito hugged.
Nico: I missed you Benito.
Benito Yamaguchi: Me too Nico. Me too.
Me: I think I know what's coming next for the Pokemon Gene-slammers.
Nico: Yep. Uxie, Mesperit and Azelf.
Qin: Nice!
Misfire: At least we know the Renegades don't kill EVERY criminal they encounter.
Me: That's true.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: But it's the rapists and murderers and terrorists that deserve death.
Laney: Yeah no kidding.
Then the previous group came.
Roman Goodwin: Can me, Abomination, Shade, Dark Laser, Demyx, Ssserpent, Roquefort, Gizmo, Duskmon, and Blizzard go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can come with.
Qin: Sri Lanka is next on the list.
Nico: Awesome.
Lola: This is gonna be awesome.
Carnivac: Boss, I just want to clarify. Which Gene Slammers are gonna be next?
Nico: Uxie, Mesperit and Azelf along with Dialga and Palkia.
Me: Whoa! The emotions and space and time Pokemon.
Xenia: Wow this is gonna be powerful!
Aylene Carter: Yeah no kidding.
Lola: Yep.
Abomination: Let's get going.
Me: Lets go.
Suddenly, Lincoln's Celebrity 5 alarm went off, and he picked up the signal, and he saw who's the next member of The Celebrity 5 we're taking on: it was Rosetta Riley.
Me: Uh oh, The Celebrity 5 alarm has gone off. So, which of The Celebrity 5 are we going after now?
Lincoln: The next member of The Celebrity 5 we're facing is Rosetta Riley, and she's in Sri Lanka.
Jessica Shannon: So, after we complete the challenge, we take Rosetta Riley down, and you put her into a disk, right, Linky?
Lincoln: Right, Jessica, which means tomorrow, we're going to take down the last of The Celebrity 5: Tim Gilliam.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Porrash, another member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Porrash of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah on the move?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans.
Nico: Just as we expected, but you and Arabella are more than ready for Porrash, right, Lincoln?
Arabella Yog-Sothoth: We sure are, and just like what happened, he's going to transform by drinking that potion with 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, so Lincoln will separate him King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form from his real form and absorb the King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form while we destroy Porrash and give him The Black Gates.
Lincoln: You said it, Arabella.
Nico: To face off against one of the Incarnations of The Cthulhu Deities, oh boy, that's a fate worse than death. Alright, gang, our next stop is in Sri Lanka, and the next of The Celebrity 5: Rosetta Riley.
Lincoln: We'll take her down in the same way we took down the other three members, and put into a disk and once we get done trouncing Rosetta Riley, you better be ready to die, Porrash.
Arabella Yog-Sothoth: You better be ready to die, Porrash, because you're about to face the madness of Yog-Sothoth.
Me: Lets go.
We were off to Sri Lanka.
We arrived in Sri Lanka.
Me: Here we are.
Qin: Sri Lanka. Awesome.
Camie: It's amazing.
Xenia: Yep.
Sunstorm: I hope we visit Beira Lake
Nicole: Actually that's not on the agenda. Don gave me this.
She got out a map.
Nico: A treasure hunt?
Nicole: Yep.
Dark Laser: (to Sunstorm) Good guess though.
Sunstorm: Thanks.
Nicole: Lets see what it is.
She unrolled the map and it was a map that leads to a sword for volcanoes.
Nicole: (GASP) It's a map that leads to the Book of Jwalamukhi!
Me: The Avatar of Shakti? Whoa!
Qin: Wow!
Nicole: Legends say that this is the book that controls all volcanoes and lava itself.
Qin: Wow!
Camie: This looks awesome.
Supernova Zap: Who gets that?
Me: Good question.
Nico: Yeah.
Flannery: I will get that one.
Nico: Nice!
Nicole: Okay then.
Nico: Lets go.
We were off into the jungle.
Roquefort: I think that'll fit you nicely.
Flannery: It sure will.
Nicole: According to the map it's said to be under the volcanic rock formation of Sigiriya.
Nico: This will be interesting.
Nicole: Yep.
We saw it up ahead.
Me: Wow.
Sigiriya or Sinhagiri (Lion Rock Sinhala: සීගිරිය, Tamil: சிகிரியா/சிங்ககிரி, pronounced see-gi-ri-yə) is an ancient rock fortress located in the northern Matale District near the town of Dambulla in the Central Province, Sri Lanka. It is a site of historical and archaeological significance that is dominated by a massive column of granite rock approximately 180 m (590 ft) high.
According to the ancient Sri Lankan chronicle the Cūḷavaṃsa, this area was a large forest, then after storms and landslides it became a hill and was selected by King Kashyapa (AD 477–495) for his new capital. He built his palace on top of this rock and decorated its sides with colourful frescoes. On a small plateau about halfway up the side of this rock he built a gateway in the form of an enormous lion. The name of this place is derived from this structure; Sīnhāgiri, the Lion Rock (an etymology similar to Sinhapura, the Sanskrit name of Singapore, the Lion City).
The capital and the royal palace were abandoned after the king's death. It was used as a Buddhist monastery until the 14th century. Sigiriya today is a UNESCO listed World Heritage Site. It is one of the best preserved examples of ancient urban planning.
Nico: That's a beautiful rock.
Me: It's more than that. It's a rock fortress that was built on it.
Qin: Wow!
Sinnertwin: Should be easy to spot
Nicole: Well it's actually in a cave. It's at the base of the mountain.
Qin: Wow.
Nicole: Good guess though.
We then arrived at the mountain of Sigiriya.
Qin: Wow!
We then saw the cave entrance.
Nicole: That must be it.
Duskmon: Let's go in.
Nicole: Yep.
We went in and saw that it was a magnificent cave.
Qin: Wow what a cave.
Laney: Magnificent.
We went deeper and deeper into the cave and it was getting hot.
Me: Whew! It's getting hot. We must be getting close to a magma pocket.
Nicole: No kidding.
Chan Lee: Fourtress can handle a little fire.
Fourtress: Of course I can!
Me: Me too.
We got into a magma chamber.
Me: Wow!
Eli: The Magma Chamber.
Qin: Wow. Amazing.
Duskmon: Are we getting close?
Nicole: Actually we're already in front of it. Look!
In the middle of an island on an altar in the middle of a lake of lava was a ruby book and it had volcanic symbols on it.
Nicole: At last we found it!
Nico: Wow! The Book of Jwalamukhi.
Lola: Incredible.
Gizmo: I'm sure you have plenty more capes
Superman: True.
Flannery flew over to the book.
Flannery: Here we go.
She picked it up and then it glowed and she was enveloped in a massive vortex of fire and lava!
(ESCAFLOWNE FOX KIDS INTRO EXTENDED PLAYS)
She underwent an amazing transformation! She got an awesome pair of lava and fire angel wings and she had amazing lava and fire powers too! When the lava vortex faded she was forever changed.
Me: Wow! Flannery how do you feel?
Flannery: I feel incredible!
Camie: Wow! That is amazing!
Red Hood: You should be proud, Flannery.
Flannery: I sure am.
Qin: Yeah!
She came back.
Lola: Now we can get ready for the battle.
Ssserpent: Who's going to be Rosetta's archenemy?
Lincoln: I believe that Ran Hibiki has an opening for her.
Qin: That is gonna be awesome.
Lola: Yeah!
Ran Hibiki: This is gonna be so fun!
Xenia: Yep.
Nico: Lets head out to the capital city.
We were off. We arrived in the Capital City of Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte.
We arrived in the city of Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte.
Quake Woman: Here we are.
Me: The Capital City of Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte.
Nico: Boy this is amazing.
Qin: Yep.
We saw the town square and standing in it was Rosetta Riley!
Me: Target sighted.
Qin: Yep.
Demyx: Entrance time!
We were off.
Rosetta was waiting and then the spirits of the greatest news reporters appeared and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above her and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came.
Me: This is Team Loud Phoenix Storm news and we have the scoop of the Century for you and the top story is Rosetta Riley's battle.
Nico: Oh yeah!
Rosetta Riley: What did you think of my broadcast earlier?
Onslaught: We honestly liked it. But you didn't figure out the names of the Renegades?
Rosetta Riley: I did say they're not like Team Buktu. They don't exactly stick around for cameras.
Me: Ah they don't like being in the spotlight.
Qin: All right then.
Xenia: Yeah but thank goodness they aren't like Team Buktu.
Shade: Anyway, I think you know why we're here.
Rosetta Riley: I know. So, let's not delay things. Tiger Shark, D Smash!
Jessica Shannon: Wasp, D Smash!
Out came Tiger Shark and Wasp!
Qin: This is gonna Sting and Bite!
Xenia: Yeah!
Then Dirty Bubble, Pinky and the Brain, Swordsman, Dr. Destiny, Onyx, Jet, Waffle Woman, Rojo, Carmen Dillo, and Box Ghost appeared.
Nico: Dirty Bubble, Pinky and the Brain, Swordsman, Dr. Destiny, Onyx, Jet, Waffle Woman, Rojo, Carmen Dillo, and Box Ghost.
Dirty Bubble: Lots of recruits you sent to us today.
Nico: Yep.
Pinky: I hope they'll be okay.
Swordsman: Relax, Pinky. They'll be fine.
Me: They will.
Dr. Destiny: (to Nico) We heard you met the Eeveeola parents.
Nico: We sure did.
Onyx: Did you wet your pants again?
Me: Geez Nico you got to stop that.
Nico: I know and no I didn't wet my pants.
But then…
KRASMASH!
Nico got smashed in a pile of garbage!
Me: OH SICK!
Nico popped up.
Nico: OH YUCK! OKAY WHO IS THE WISEASS!?
?: Me.
A figure came out and it was GARBAGE WORLD!
Me: Garbage World! Been a long time.
Garbage World: It has been a while. Not since Zarya's missions.
Zarya: I know.
Lana: You're my kind of world!
Garbage World: (laughs) I had a feeling that you would like me!
Me: (LAUGHS) That's true.
We got the battles underway.
Nokama, Penelope "Stinky" Florington, Kelly Orimoto, Hilary Thestalos, Nina Nefertiti, Emily Magica, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Misfire and Mindwipe VS Dirty Bubble, Stinkor, Evil Whirlpool Man, Firestorm Prometheus, Evil Genie Woman, and Universe 666 Saturn Saturn the Dark Sailor Soldier - Nico's Rescue and Freya and Miriam's ordeal
Dirty Bubble was first.
Dirty Bubble: (to Nokama) Nico met the parents of the Eeveeola triplets in his rescue. (sympathetically) And that was a rough ordeal Freya and Miriam went through.
Nokama: It sure was. The poor girls went through a nightmare and her own parents were going to give Freya's sister to a science lab! What a bunch of monsters!
Penelope Stinky: Yeah no kidding! Miriam is a human being and not a guinea pig!
Kelly Orimoto: Yeah what they did makes them no better than Orochimaru!
Hilary Thestalos what a couple of morons! But at least Freya and Miriam are safe under our protection.
Nina Nefertiti: I agree there too.
Emily Magica: Yeah they deserve better for them.
Twilight Sparkle: I agree there too.
Starshine Sparkle: I do too. What happened to them was awful. But at least they are safe with us.
Spyro: No kidding.
Dirty Bubble: Yeah they sure do. Lets do it!
Nokama and group used fusions for Hermos and the Dog Cards and they formed into awesome weapons and they used the Rider Cards for their archenemies and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
Superman, Shizuka of Nadeshiko, Shifu, Alita (Panzer Dragoon OVA), Kyle (Panzer Dragoon OVA), Blau (Panzer Dragoon OVA), Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Catilla and Carnivac VS Pinky and The Brain, Copper Cranium, Unicorn Fart Master, Universe 666 Supergiant, Universe 666 Ronan the Accuser, and Universe 666 Cull Obsidian - Battling Another Fartor and Another Ben Ravencroft
Pinky and The Brain were next.
Brain: (to Superman) Nico, Shannon's team, Ben Ravencroft's team, and the others did good Battling Another Fartor. And Another Ben Ravencroft as well.
Superman: They sure did and the Another Fartor was a homeless girl that really had it rough.
Shizuka: And the Another Ben Ravencroft was Ben's niece Olivia.
Shifu: That was really something.
Alita: It sure was.
Kyle: We're glad he is back with her.
Blau: We sure are.
Pinkie Pie: We're glad she and Ben are back together.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) We sure are thank goodness.
Featherweight: Yeah thank goodness for that.
Sprocket: No kidding.
Pinky: At least they will never be stupid.
BLANG!
Brain hit him on the head with a crowbar.
Pinky laughed crazily.
Pinky: (LAUGHS CRAZILY) NARF!
WHAT AN IDIOT!
Brainy: Shut up stupid. Lets do it!
Superman and his group used fusions for Timaeus and the Elemental HERO Neos Fusions and they got awesome new dragons and they used the rider cards of their archenemies and got awesome new weapons and they fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down.
Captain Marvel, Cora Billingston, Enolas Wendy Marvell, Enolas Lucy Heartfilia, Universe 666 Opaline, Kayara, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Sid Arkale and Sunstorm VS Swordsman, Spatula Girl, Universe 666 Blight, Universe 666 Aresia, Universe 666 Ultimate Carnage, and Spider Carnage - Lincoln's Rescue
Swordsman was next.
Swordsman: (to Captain Marvel) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Acmetropolis. How was it?
Captain Marvel: It was really gory and awesome! We faced a massive army of thugs that were hired by the jerks that we hate at Lynn's Table to kill us and they were all savagely butchered by Sylvester.
Cora: You should have seen it! It was brutal!
Enolas Wendy: Yeah it sure was!
Enolas Lucy: It was amazing!
Universe 666 Opaline: It was a most incredible battle there.
Kayara: It sure was amazing.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah no kidding and those thugs were out for blood. But they were no match for us.
Cozy Glow: That is for sure!
Hex: Yeah that is for sure!
Swordsman: Wow that is amazing! Glad they are gone. Lets do it!
Captain Marvel and her group used fusions for Hermos and the Harpie Ladies and they got awesome sword claws and they used their Rider Cards for their archenemies and they got new weapons and they fired waves of energy, stars, lightning, magic, bones, blood and skulls and smashed them down.
Anakin, Beatrice Portinari, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Mace Windu, Aayla Secura, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Supernova Zap, and Pharaoh Atem VS Dr. Destiny, Owl (One Night At Humpty's), Universe 666 Twin Masters, Bearstomp, Zebra Brothers, and Auric Goldfinger - Meeting a gene-slammer for Elemental HERO Mariner
Dr. Destiny was next.
Dr. Destiny: (to Anakin) I heard you guys met a gene-slammer for Elemental HERO Mariner. What's her name?
Anakin: Her name is Lily Madigan and she is an amazing Swimsuit Designer and it is amazing that they make so many awesome swimsuits.
Beatrice Portinari: They are really amazing too.
Obi Wan: Indeed they sure are.
Yoda: Most beautiful they are but her story is amazing.
Mace Windu: You are gonna be in for an awesome story too.
Aayla Secura: (French Accent) It is quite a tale.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Lily, what's the story on why you hated your parents and little sister and how you took them and your conniving gold-digging former workers down?
Lily Madigan: That's something I'll never forget. I make it no surprise that Caitlin was right, the only thing the other Elemental HEROS of Water and I had to deal with are conniving gold-digging workers who wanted to extort us, but for me, the mastermind behind this extortion plot were my parents and my little sister, Megan, who've made my life Hell by always belittling and doubting me, and they've hated me since the day we were born, and they've wanted to kill me and let Megan, their favorite daughter, become the success they wanted her to be, not me. This one time, my workers, Helga and her boyfriend, Zane, were planning on extorting me, and they tried to lie to everyone in court and ruin my name, but their lies and scheme were found out thanks to hidden cameras that Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels installed, and not only did those two get caught, but my evil parents and little sister were also ratted out as well for being the masterminds of the extortion plot, and they also plotted to kill me once they took all of my hard-earned money. Everyone was enraged after the tape was played, and the judge found the trial to be a waste of his time, and he ordered the five had to pay me $5,000 each.
We gasped.
Nico: Those two gold-digging greedy leeches, they really were trouble, and your parents and little sister, they were worse!
Lincoln: Yeah, her parents and Megan hated her so much, they wanted to ruin Lily's name and her reputation, along with taking all of her money and killing her.
Lily Madigan: But, their plan failed and backfired thanks to you and the others. Plus, I also filed a defamation lawsuit against the five, which I won in no less than fifteen seconds of deliberation, and I was awarded $500,000,000,000,000,000 dollars. My name and life was saved, and to pay for the damages, Helga and Zane were forced to work for me for no pay, and my whole modeling agency was also punishing them for their lies as well. In the end, they lost their paychecks, their homes, and they also got fired for their whole scheme, and they were left jobless, penniless, and homeless.
Selene Arcangela: But, that was nothing compared to what her parents and Megan had coming to them: Lily was enraged that her heartless parents and their "favorite" daughter plotted to extort and kill her after they took all her money, she was already enraged they made her life Hell because of their toxic hatred towards her, so she took no prisoners. She had her parents and Megan arrested for attempted first degree murder and extortion, and she filed charges against them, and thanks to the proof from the hidden cameras Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels installed, her parents wound up getting fired from their jobs, their friends abandoned them because they don't want to get associated with such heartless monsters, and they were labelled as opportunists who cared more about stealing the hard-earned money of their eldest daughter and killing her and for caring more about Megan than their eldest daughter, and Megan was exposed as the disgraceful lying gold-digger that she is and her friends disowned her and cut her out of their lives forever, and she was expelled from school.
Lincoln: In the end, her parents and Megan were found guilty of attempted first degree murder and extortion, and they got their punishments as listed by me and the other Guardian Angels when the judge read out their sentences: Lily's parents were both sentenced to life in federal prison without the possibility of parole, and as for Megan, she was sent away to a boarding school in Siberia. Plus, to add on to their anger and to finally put an end to the nightmares that plagued her for years, Lily severed all ties with those monsters and cut them out of her life forever since they made her life Hell, and she swore if they ever got out to get revenge, she's going to break their arms and legs and throw them in a dumpster, because that's the kind of people she's had to deal with: garbage.
Me: They sure are, they broke their vows to love their children equally and they favored one and they rejected the other.
Nico: That's just disgusting, but they got what they deserved in the end.
Lincoln: But, if they do break out to get revenge, they're in for an eternity in Hell for their misdeeds.
Lily Madigan: You got that right.
Flashback ends.
Dr. Destiny: Why those gold-digging freaks!
Rarity: Yes they are nothing more than that.
Sweetie Belle: It's just sickening that people are willing to go to such great lengths to get a quick buck!
Gill Grunt: Yeah that is sick.
Dr. Destiny: No kidding. Lets do it!
Anakin and his group used fusions for Timaeus and the Chronomaly cards and they formed into historical new dragons and they used rider cards for their archenemies and they formed into awesome new weapons and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.
Clay Bailey, Natasha, Yamiko Shinnosuke, Interplanet Janet, Secre Swallowtail, Lily Aquaria, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Sinnertwin and Cutthroat VS Onyx, Brutus, Evil Ring Man, Dorobozu, Valerie the Weredog, and David Kessler the Wolf - Cadance's first Ambassador Mission and Battling PPGZ Mojo
Onyx was next.
Onyx: (to Clay) Today was Cadance's first Ambassador Mission. She helped Battle PPGZ Mojo.
Clay: They sure did and that was a really amazing adventure.
Natasha: It was a really great adventure for them.
Yamiko: You got that right.
Interplanet Janet: I agree there too.
Secre: It sure is awesome.
Onyx: Wow! Also I heard about what happened to Bunny. That must've been a gutwrenching story.
Lily Aquaria: It sure was. Poor girls.
Applejack: Yeah that was awful that happened to them.
Apple Bloom: No kidding.
Flashwing: That was a sad one.
Onyx: I agree there. Lets do it!
Clay and his group used fusions for Hermos and the Nimble Monsters and they formed into new Nimble Weapons and rider cards for their archenemies and they got new weapons and they fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Green Lantern, Amelia Waverley, Amelia Bradford, Rainbow Faces, Princess Rose, Dance Princess of The Ice Barrier, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Chan Lee and Volt Luster VS Jet (Avatar), Walter Wolf, Universe 666 Riot, Universe 666 Animated Carnage, Universe 666 2007 Venom, and Universe 666 2021 Carnage - Updates on The Renegades
Jet was next.
Jet: (to Green Lantern) You watched the news earlier. Any Updates on The Renegades?
Green Lantern: They decided to kill the irredeemable scumbags.
Amelia Waverley: That is a sure good thing.
Rainbow Face: It most sure is and I'm glad they are going after villains like that.
Princess Rose: That is so amazing too.
Dance Princess: It sure is.
Rainbow Dash: But it's really awesome that they are taking scumbags like that.
Scootaloo: I agree there.
Whirlwind: I think it's great too.
Jet: You got that right. Lets do it!
Green Lantern and his group used the fusions for Hermos and the Guardian Monsters and they formed into awesome new weapons and they used their Rider Cards for their archenemies and they formed new weapons and they fired waves of lightning, rainbows and wind and smashed them all down.
Tara, Chiro, Lion-O, Tygra, Panthro, Cheetara, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Roxas and Aeleus VS Waffle Woman, Cuppa Joe, SpongeBob Robot, Imitation Krabs, Squidward Robot, and Urchin (EEK! An Urchin)- Sri Lanka is beautiful
Waffle Woman was next.
Waffle Woman: (to Tara) Sri Lanka is beautiful. What do you like about it?
Tara: I like that it's in the ocean and it's surrounded by so much water.
Chiro: That is amazing too.
Lion-O: It sure is amazing.
Tygra: It sure is amazing.
Panthro: The island also has amazing history and more.
Cheetara: It sure is amazing.
Sunset Shimmer: The people here are amazing too.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) They sure are and it's really beautiful.
Sunburn: It sure is awesome.
Waffle Woman: It sure is awesome. Lets do it!
Tara and her group used fusions for Hermos and the Jurrac Monsters and they formed into new fire weapons and they used their rider cards for their archenemies and they got awesome new weapons and they fired waves of fire and energy and smashed them down.
Tracer, Tree Rex, Hokuto Dan, Kunoichi, Hailey Fukamiya, Sheeva, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdust, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Red Hood and Winter Soldier VS Rojo, Dogranio Yaboon, Jack (Batman Beyond), Carapax, Penny the Chicken, and Ilioukhine - The temples and jungles of Sri Lanka are amazing
Rojo was next.
Rojo: (to Tracer) The temples and jungles of Sri Lanka are amazing. If you ignore the traps.
Tracer: (British accent) They sure are really amazing.
Tree Rex: It sure is and I think it's really amazing.
Hokuto Dan: I agree too.
Kunoichi: You got that right.
Hailey Fukamiya: I agree there too.
Sheeva: That is for sure.
Princess Luna: It sure is a beautiful place too.
Moondust: It sure is.
Snowdust: I agree too.
Gari: You got that right.
Blackout: Yep.
Rojo: It sure is awesome. Lets do it!
Tracer and her group used the fusions for Timaeus and the Dark World Monsters and they got awesome new Dark World Dragons and they used the rider cards for their archenemies and they got new weapons and they fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.
Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Sailor Juno, Bianca Dehli, Miana & Maina, Yuko Tani, Vampirella, Quake Woman and Princess Luna VS Carmen Dillo, Blob, TTG Blackfire, Demon Peter Puppy, Lord Pain, and Lilith (Monster Legends) - The treasure we found was amazing
Carmen Dillo was next.
Carmen Dillo: (to Fluttershy) The treasure you guys found was amazing. Who got it?
Fluttershy: Oh Flannery got it and it was a really amazing treasure.
Tornado Bolt: It was a really awesome hot one too.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) We all were amazed by it too.
Stealth Elf: We sure were and it was great.
Sailor Juno: That was an amazing treasure hunt too.
Bianca Dehli: It sure was cool.
Miana: It was a great one.
Maina: It sure was.
Yuko: It sure was a fun treasure hunt.
Vampirella: You got that right.
Carmen Dillo: Indeed. Lets do it!
Fluttershy and her group used fusions for Hermos and the Sylvan monsters and they got awesome new Nature Weapons and they used their used their archenemy rider cards and got new weapons and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Omi, Natalie, Nicole and Nadine Bernado, Harpie Lady, Harpie Queen, Harpie Girl, Harpie Lady Sisters, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Onslaught and Motormaster VS Box Ghost, Superfriends Scarecrow, Bald Eagles, Soil Monster, Wolf Eels, and Whales (Hero 108) - Rosetta Riley is an amazing reporter
Box Ghost was next.
Box Ghost: (to Omi) Rosetta Riley is an amazing reporter. And she reported that the Renegades only kill the criminals who are truly irredeemable.
Omi: (Tibetan Accent) She most sure did and it was a really well done report.
Natalie: It sure was and it was great.
Harpie Lady: It was really cool.
Harpie Queen: I thought it was awesome.
Harpie Girl: I thought it was cool.
The Harpie Lady Sisters agreed.
Princess Celestia: That is for sure.
King Solar: I agree too.
Solar Eclipsa: Me too there.
Amber Morning: I agree as well.
Spotlight: You got that right.
Box Ghost: I agree. Lets do it!
Omi and his group used fusions for Hermos and the Gishki monsters and they formed into water weapons and they used their rider cards for their archenemies and they formed awesome weapons and they fired waves of water and light and smashed them down.
Zenkaigers, Megaforce Rangers, Saber Riders, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Celica, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lola, Lisa, Lana and Lily VS Garbage World.
Garbage World was next.
Garbage World: Boy this is gonna be really awesome and fun.
Me: It sure will be and we're going to kick some butt.
Varie: You bet we will.
Celica: And it will be awesome and hurt bad.
Garbage World: We'll see. Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was more familiars, this time, they're for Lily the Mermaid, Aquata, Andrina, Arista, Attina, Adella, and Alana
Lily the Mermaid: A female Mermaid Familiar named Sirena, she has the powers of water, she can fire powerful blasts of water, and her divine singing can brainwash villains and put them under the control of the person who has brainwashed them with the divine song.
Aquata: A female Mermaid Familiar named Sirena, she has the powers of water, she can fire powerful blasts of water, and her divine singing can brainwash villains and put them under the control of the person who has brainwashed them with the divine song.
Andrina: A female Mermaid Familiar named Sirena, she has the powers of water, she can fire powerful blasts of water, and her divine singing can brainwash villains and put them under the control of the person who has brainwashed them with the divine song.
Arista: A female Mermaid Familiar named Peninah, she has the powers of water, she can fire powerful blasts of water, and her divine singing can brainwash villains and put them under the control of the person who has brainwashed them with the divine song.
Attina: A female Mermaid Familiar named Stormi, she has the powers of water, she can fire powerful blasts of water, and her divine singing can brainwash villains and put them under the control of the person who has brainwashed them with the divine song.
Adella: A female Mermaid Familiar named Tiani, she has the powers of water, she can fire powerful blasts of water, and her divine singing can brainwash villains and put them under the control of the person who has brainwashed them with the divine song.
And Alana: A female Mermaid Familiar named Tifara, she has the powers of water, she can fire powerful blasts of water, and her divine singing can brainwash villains and put them under the control of the person who has brainwashed them with the divine song.
I teleported back with them.
Zenkaigers: ZENKAI CHANGE!
Zocks: TWOKAI CHANGE!
The Zenkaigers transformed and Zocks danced and the mascots and Will came and danced with him.
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LEGACY FORCE!
They turned into the Zenkaigers too!
Saber Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed too and were ready!
Me: Lets get him!
We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.
Me: Lets get him! FIRE!
We charged them up and fired the Zenkai Cannons and elements and energy blasts and the blasts all hit Garbage World and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
He was dead!
I picked up the World Gear he had.
Me: Garbage World you have failed this island.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Jake: I'm in the mood for fighting a shark!
Tsukasa: So, let's do that!
Me: You got that right!
Kamen Ride: Kiramai Red!
Kamen Ride: Kiramai Blue!
Kamen Ride: Kiramai Green!
Kamen Ride: Kiramai Yellow!
Kamen Ride: Kiramai Pink!
Kamen Ride: Kiramai Silver!
Tsukasa turned into Kiramai Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Kiramagers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL FORCE!
They turned into the Kiramagers too!
Nico: Lets dance!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted them all over.
Rei, Carrie, Crumplezone and Wreck Gar used the Earth and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Rei, Carrie and Wreck Gar's Decelerator Laser 100-fold and turned Crumplezone's jet boosters into shoulder cannons!
Rei the Ghost and Wreck-Gar: GHOSTLY LASER BLAST!
Carrie Krueger and Crumplezone: SPEEDING GHOST BLAST!
Hulking Magic Sharks and Abomination: HULKING MAGIC SHARK STORM!
Darkness Widow Force and Shade: DARKNESS WIDOW BLAST!
Force of The Planets and Dark Laser: FORCE OF THE PLANETS BLAST!
Water of W.I.T.C.H. and Demyx: WATER OF W.I.T.C.H. BLAST!
Red Fire of the Spider and Roman Goodwin: RED FIRE SPIDER SHOT!
Snakes of Fire and Ssserpent: SNAKES OF FIRE BLAST!
Cheese of Delicious Stinkyness and Roquefort: CHEESE DELICIOUSNESS BLAST!
Barfbrains of Puke and Gizmo: PUKING BARFBRAINS BLAST!
Darkness of the Lion and Duskmon: DARKNESS LION BLAST!
Megaforce Blizzard Storms and Blizzard: MEGAFORCE BLIZZARD BLAST!
Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: RAINBOW THUNDERSTRIKE OF LOYALTY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Rainbow Dash, Laney, Lola, Lily and Jessica Shannon: LIGHTNING RAINBOW BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: SRI LANKA ELEMENT STYLE: BEIRA LAKE!
Entrapta: SRI LANKA LIGHTNING STYLE: BOLGODA LAKE!
Perfuma: SRI LANKA NATURE STYLE: DIYAWANNA LAKE!
Frosta: SRI LANKA ICE STYLE: LAKE GREGORY!
Ibuki: SRI LANKA DARK STYLE: KANDY LAKE!
Makoto: SRI LANKA LIGHT STYLE: SEMBUWATTA LAKE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said features of Sri Lanka.
Lincoln and his harem: SRI LANKA FINAL SMASH: SRI LANKA BIG BANG ATTACK!
She was tied up.
Me: That was awesome!
Nico: Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet.
Arabella Yog-Sothoth: That's right, there's still the matter of Porrash to deal with, and that religious fanatic should be arriving...right now!
?: I will make every last one of you pay for what you did in destroying our Lord Ghidorah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Yuko: I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out now, Porrash.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Porrash of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.
Yuko: Porrash, I should've known you'd show up here, and we already knew of the Order's arrival days ago, so we're prepared to destroy you all. We will never let you destroy the Earth ever!
Porrash: You fools will pay dearly for this, Lord Ghidorah will rise again and the entire Earth will be destroyed!
Arabella Yog-Sothoth: The only one who deserves to be destroyed here is you.
Suddenly, Arabella Yog-Sothoth's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black and red energy aura with darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods, she unholstered her massive Yog-Sothoth-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Leeweestra, she left black and red energy, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods with every step.
Arabella Yog-Sothoth: I will never ever forgive you for what you and the rest of the Order have tried to do 20,000 years from now, Porrash: wanting King Ghidorah to destroy our world and every last living thing on it, that's one thing I will never allow, and for that, I hope you're ready to be destroyed by the dark madness of Yog-Sothoth for your crimes against mankind and the universe!
Suddenly, Arabella Yog-Sothoth was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and red energy with dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, and Eldritch Runes surrounding the vortex, there are the Servitors of The Outer Gods flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blood red phoenix and above it is Yog-Sothoth, The Lurker at The Threshold, with red eyes glaring at Porrash: the eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Arabella Yog-Sothoth emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Arabella Yog-Sothoth grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black and red energy aura with darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods surrounding her, she has the Sigil of Yog-Sothoth emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blood red iris, she has on demon earrings with blood red gems for eyes, and holding the Dark, Satanic, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Yog-Sothoth with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Satanic, and Eternity Kanjis in its tentacles on the bottom of her blood red Azathoth-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Arabella Yog-Sothoth has on a sleeveless black open blouse, sleeveless black crop top, black bridal gloves, black frilly skirt with the image of Cthulhu on it, black pants, black knee-high high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods on the coattails, and on the back is Yog-Sothoth surrounded by darkness. Suddenly, Arabella Yog-Sothoth felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with blood red tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with red tips and red markings. Arabella Yog-Sothoth has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Arabella Yog-Sothoth's massive Yog-Sothoth-themed greatsword and all of the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and red energy, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Yog-Sothoth's Cosmic Eternal Outer God Mad Wisdom Greatsword of Dark Outer God Eldritch Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems, and Eldritch Runes and Yog-Sothoth etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large black demon heads and tentacles for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and blood red gems embedded on their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black demon heads and tentacles with red gems for eyes and large blood red gem on the bottom of the black demon heads and tentacles for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Yog-Sothoth with blood red gems for eyes and a large blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Yog-Sothoth that said, "Arabella Yog-Sothoth, Incarnation of Yog-Sothoth, Master of The Lovecraftian Curse Yog-Sothoth's Dark Multiverse Tragedy, Master of The Dark Omnipotent Powers of Yog-Sothoth, Friend of Adriana Azathoth, Adrienne Nyarlathotep, Selena Shub-Niggurath, Callista Cthulhu, Helena Hastur, and Cadenza Cthugha, Master of Darkness, Black Magic, Dark Magic, and Satanic Magic, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and All of Lincoln's Despicable Enemies, Archenemy of Attacktus, Destroyer of Porrash of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, and The Outer Gods"
アラベラ・ヨグソトス、ヨグソトスの化身、ラヴクラフトの呪いのマスター、ヨグソトスの暗黒の多元宇宙の悲劇、ヨグソトスの暗黒の全能の力のマスター、アドリアナ・アザトースの友、エイドリアン・ニャルラトテプ、セレナ・シュブニグラス、カリスタ・クトゥルフ、ヘレナ・ハスター、カデンツァ・クトゥガ、闇、黒魔術、闇魔術、悪魔魔術の達人、愛する守護天使、リンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、暗黒ロリ、暗黒リン、暗黒ローラ、暗黒リサ、暗黒ルアン、その他すべての破壊者リンカーンの卑劣な敵、アタックタスの大敵、聖ギドラの惑星の地球外秩序のポラッシュの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、およびのマスターダークネス、ダーク マジック、ブラック マジック、サタニック マジック、そして外なる神々
Arabella Yog-Sothoth has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-YOG-SOTHOTH-DEMON-OUTER GOD-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA OUTER GOD MADNESS YOG-SOTHOTH DEMONIC SATANIC OUTER GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE OUTER GOD MADNESS YOG-SOTHOTH OUTER GOD JUSTICE AND DIVINE OUTER GOD MADNESS YOG-SOTHOTH OUTER GOD LOVE!
We were amazed by Arabella Yog-Sothoth's Super Angel-Azathoth-Demon-Outer God-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Porrash saw it, he fell into an infernal rage and he got out his blaster to blast her, but Arabella Yog-Sothoth fired a black and red energy blast, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods at Porrash, which hit him and pushed him back and he was also hit hard by the light and darkness, but this really pissed him off now.
Nico: Oh man, Arabella Yog-Sothoth's transformed, Porrash is so doomed now!
Me: You said it, and that's just a taste of what's to come.
Arabella Yog-Sothoth: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Satanic Outer God Yog-Sothoth Angel and Divine Darkness Satanic Yog-Sothoth Outer God Love) And that's suffering the madness of Yog-Sothoth, The Lurker of The Threshold.
Lincoln: Let's get him, Arabella, this religious fanatic bastard's getting a one-way trip to Hell.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Arabella Yog-Sothoth.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Alright, you fanatical clod, it's time for you to pay for your crimes with your blood!
Arabella Yog-Sothoth and Lincoln went after Porrash who's now gone even more full-blown ballistic, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and red energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Porrash and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now and driving him even more ballistic.
Suddenly, Porrash took out the vial of red liquid with a drop of 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, then he drank it. Suddenly, Porrash began changing as massive wings like King Ghidorah's grew and sprouted out from his back, his skin was covered in gold scales, and he'd grown King Ghidorah's tails.
Me: Watch it, you guys, now Porrash has transformed into his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.
Porrash fired a Gravity Lightning blast at Arabella Yog-Sothoth and Lincoln, who absorbed it and it made him stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You forget that I can absorb lightning, and that also includes Gravity Lightning, and that just cost you big time.
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which separated Porrash from his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form, and then, Lincoln went at King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Porrash and he stabbed him in his chest with the tip of one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails that turned into Cell's Stinger paralyzing him so he couldn't try to escape, and then, Lincoln began absorbing King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Porrash and assimilated his powers and abilities until nothing was left of it. Then, the stinger changed back and Lincoln retracted the tail.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, that was quite satisfying. Now, Arabella, shall we destroy this monster by exposing him to Yog-Sothoth's Dark Multiverse Tragedy?
Arabella Yog-Sothoth: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Satanic Outer God Yog-Sothoth Angel and Divine Darkness Satanic Yog-Sothoth Outer God Love) Gladly, Linky.
Arabella Yog-Sothoth and Lincoln trapped Porrash within a blood red pentagram that formed beneath his feet with the glyphs of The Outer Gods and Great Old Ones surrounding the pentagram, and they spoke in a dark forbidden language as they fired blasts of pure darkness with blood red Eldritch runes at Porrash: Yog-Sothoth's Dark Multiverse Tragedy. Suddenly, Porrash was dragged body and soul into The Multiverse and he saw the thirteen globes that're part of Yog-Sothoth, and he was being driven mad. But, then, he saw the thirteen globes combine into one, and through the shimmering veil, he saw the thing before him appear: Yog-Sothoth, The Lurker in The Threshold, The Gate and The Key, and The Opener of The Way himself, and he fell into eternal madness and his soul was dragged into the darkness of The Black Gates and erased forever, and his body was consumed by dark flames.
Nico: (Horrified) My God, was that...?!
Nicholette Torrington: Yog-Sothoth's Dark Multiverse Tragedy, I never thought any of us would have to see it again: another one of The Forbidden Lovecraftian Curses.
Bertha Sellington: Just hearing the dark language of The Cthulhu Mythos entities has the power to drive those who have no comprehension of them mad, but to see one of those entities, that's more than enough to send them into madness eternal.
We cheered as Arabella Yog-Sothoth and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Arabella Yog-Sothoth's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, and massive black angel wings are permanent.
Arabella Yog-Sothoth: That's one member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah down and only three members left to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Porrash once and for all, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Arabella.
Suddenly, Arabella Yog-Sothoth wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Arabella Yog-Sothoth's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Demons flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and darkness behind them along with Yog-Sothoth and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Arabella Yog-Sothoth absorbed the darkness and they came back to us as the display and Yog-Sothoth vanished.
Nico: Oh man, now that's what another cult fanatic has been put down. Awesome job out there, Lincoln and Arabella.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico.
Me: And for tomorrow, the next member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah to show up is Feshtrea.
Lincoln: Which means, you and I are up next, Adrienne.
Adrienne Nyarlathotep: Yes, Feshtrea will suffer dearly for his crimes and he will be driven insane by the dark power of Nyarlathotep.
Nico: That's the spirit, Adrienne. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer of the Elemental HEROS of Water are you meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: The last Gene-Slammer for the Elemental HEROS of Water we're meeting tomorrow is The Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Steam Healer.
Caitlin Ashleigh: Awesome, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Elemental HERO Steam Healer: Claire Marshall.
Me: The world-famous swimsuit model, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel?!
Caitlin Ashleigh: Yep, and Lily and Lincoln were featured on the cover on a swimsuit magazine with them kissing.
Caitlin Ashleigh took out a magazine, and the cover had Claire in her two-piece aqua blue bikini and Lincoln in his orange speedo kissing.
Nico: How many magazine shoots did Lincoln and some of his Guardian Angels do?
Nicholette Torrington: Too many to count, and like all the Elemental HEROS of Water, she's a bikini swimsuit model.
Lincoln: Yep, and the only problem she and the other Elemental HEROS of Water have had to deal with is with conniving gold-digging workers who wanted to extort them, but for Claire, the masterminds of the extortion scheme wasn't Sergio, it was her parents and her greedy little sister, Clara, they never believed in her, and they wanted nothing more than to ruin her name and kill her.
We gasped.
Nico: Oh man, we're so in for the full story tomorrow when we meet her.
Jet: Another of the Celebrity 5 in our ranks.
Waffle Woman: Only Tim Gilliam is left.
Rojo: He's the scientist, right?
Carmen Dillo: And he's the leader out of them.
Akira: I'll help face him.
Box Ghost: Good luck, Akira.
Akira: Thanks.
Me: This is gonna be awesome.
Don: Yep and Nico will love this. We're going to the Philippines next.
Qin: COOL!
Xenia: We'll have to show everyone Nico's old house there.
Nico: Yep you guys will love it.
We went back to the Flying Fortress.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Part 10 done.
Sri Lanka is a beautiful place.
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Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Steam Smythe, Sir Raleigh, Puffer, Sharkyonara, Steam Demon and Rip Van Fish along with Sakura Haruno, Sonata Dusk, Kazuma Kenzaki, Moltres, Doc Kenny and 5D's Luna and we're going to the most lawless place in the world: BLOODBATH BAY! And we're going there to battle and destroy numerous pirates and men and we're going to take their treasures as well. Also we're going to battle Another Steam Smythe and Another Sir Raleigh and this will be interesting. Also we're going to meet the gene-slammers of Uxie, Mesperit and Azelf and their names are Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald Yomi and they are powerful and awesome psychic girls and know how to use mind control to destroy people from the inside.
The next match-up in The War Against The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah is Adrienne Nyarlathotep, The Incarnation of Nyarlathotep and Lincoln VS Feshtrea
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Las Vegas, but we also got some bad news: Lily Madigan's heartless evil greedy gold-digger ex-little sister, Megan Madigan, has escaped from the boarding school in Siberia, along with Emily Maddox's heartless evil greedy gold-digger ex-little sister, Emma Maddox, and they also busted out their parents, and they want revenge on their older sisters for ruining their plans to take all their older sisters' hard-earned money and killing her, but we're taking those two heartless greedy gold-digging leeches down along with the heartless greedy evil parents and throwing them in The Europa Prison for Gold-Digging Leeches. And we're going to meet the last of The Elemental HEROS of Water, her name is Claire Marshall, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Steam Healer, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's also a world-famous bikini swimsuit model. This one time, Claire was in her two-piece aqua blue bikini and Lincoln was in his orange speedo and they were kissing and their kiss was featured on the cover of a swimsuit model magazine, and she's a member of The Elemental HEROS of Water. But, unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire, the only problem she and the other Elemental HEROS of Water have had to deal with are with conniving gold-digging workers who wanted to extort them, but for Claire, the mastermind behind this extortion plot were her parents and her sister, Clara, who have made her life Hell by always belittling and doubting her, and they've hated her even though she's the older sister, and they've wanted to kill her and let Megan, their favorite daughter, become the success they wanted her to be, not their eldest daughter. This one time, Claire's workers, Cecilia and her boyfriend, Maurice, were planning on extorting Claire, and they tried to lie to everyone in court and ruin her name, but their lies and scheme were found out thanks to hidden cameras that Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels installed, and not only did those two get caught, but her evil parents and little sister were also ratted out as well for being the mastermind of the extortion plot, and they also plotted to kill her once they took all of her money. Everyone was indeed enraged after the tape was played, and the judge found the trial to be a waste of his time, and he ordered the five had to pay Lily $5,000 each. Claire also filed a defamation lawsuit against the five, which she won in no less than fifteen seconds of deliberation, and she was awarded $500,000,000,000,000,000 dollars. Her name and life was saved, and to pay for the damages, Cecilia and Maurice were forced to work for her for no pay, and her whole modeling agency was also punishing them for their lies as well. In the end, they lost their paychecks, their homes, and they also got fired for their whole scheme, and they were left jobless, penniless, and homeless, but that was nothing compared to what her parents and Clara had coming to them: Claire was enraged that her heartless parents and their "favorite" daughter plotted to extort and kill her after they took all her money and for making her life Hell as she was growing up, so she took no prisoners. She had her parents and sister arrested for attempted first degree murder, and she filed charges against them, and thanks to the proof from the hidden cameras Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels installed, her parents were fired from their jobs, their friends abandoned them because they don't want to get associated with such heartless monsters, and they were labelled as opportunists who cared more about stealing the hard-earned money of their eldest daughter and killing her and for caring more about Clara than their eldest daughter, and Clara was exposed as the disgraceful lying gold-digger that she is and her friends abandoned her and she was expelled from school, and in the end, her parents and Clara were found guilty of attempted first degree murder and extortion, and they got their punishments as listed by Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels when the judge read out their sentences: Claire's parents were both sentenced to life in federal prison without the possibility of parole, and as for Clara, she was sent away to a boarding school in Siberia. Plus, to add on to their hellish predicament and anger, Claire severed all ties with those monsters and cut them out of her life forever since they made her life Hell, and she swore if they ever got out to get revenge on them, she's going to break their arms and legs and throw them in a dumpster, because that's the kind of people that she's had to deal with: garbage.
Part 11 is going to be in the Philippine and we're going there to battle the leader of the Celebrity 5, Tim Gilliam, and we're going to unleash the fury of Iron Man on him.
See you next time.
