Part 11: The Philippines 🇵🇭.
On the TLPS Phoenix Maelstrom sailing on the Caribbean was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Steam Smythe, Sir Raleigh, Puffer, Sharkyonara, Steam Demon and Rip Van Fish along with Sakura Haruno, Sonata Dusk, Kazuma Kenzaki, Moltres, Doc Kenny and 5D's Luna and we're going to the most lawless place in the world: BLOODBATH BAY! And we're going there to battle and destroy numerous pirates and men and we're going to take their treasures as well.
Me: This is gonna be an awesome Swashbuckling adventure!
Qin: Yeah it sure is!
Lola: We're going to spill the blood of lots of pirates!
Nico: And send them all off to Davy Jones Locker.
Xenia: You got that right!
Sora Phaaze: This is gonna be an awesome one!
Steam Smythe: It sure will be!
Sakura Haruno: And we're going to smash some skulls in.
Camie: We sure are.
Sakura Knudson: It's gonna be an awesome one!
Laney: It sure is!
Applejack was green around the gills and she looked really seasick.
Applejack: I did not bring my sea legs for this one.
Laney: Here Applejack.
She gave her anti-seasickness medication.
Applejack: Thanks Laney.
Nico: Sakura, I want to thank you, Steam Smythe, and your teams for coming.
Sakura Haruno: No problem Nico. It's going to be really awesome taking down these pirates.
Sonata Dusk: You got that right.
Nico: Sonata, remember when me met you and your sisters?
Sonata Dusk: I sure do and that was after the Knights of The Friendship Table was formed.
Me: That's right and it was when I told you girls that you aren't the only ones that have the power to absorb Negative Energy and get stronger from hatred.
Sonata Dusk: You sure did. That was awesome.
Xenia: It sure is.
Lola: That was awesome and we went to Canterlot High School for the first time too.
Twilight Sparkle: That was really cool too.
Sunset Shimmer: It sure was.
Kazuma Kenzaki: That must've been a really fun adventure back then.
Me: It was. I was still gathering recruits for the Knights of The Friendship Table too.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: You girls really have come a long way.
Sonata Dusk: We sure have and now all three of us are in J.D.'s harem.
Me: You sure are.
Xenia: That was awesome.
Nico: Yeah it sure was.
Laney: That is for sure.
Qin: Yep.
Me: Yesterday's mission in Sri Lanka was fun.
Nico: It sure was.
Lola: Yep.
May: I really am proud of Flannery.
Me: Me too. That was so awesome.
Qin: It sure was.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: And it's perfect for her as a Fire Pokemon master.
Camie: Yep.
Pipp Petals: Oh my glitter that was so awesome for us and her.
Camie: It sure was.
Maria: I bet her Pokémon are as well.
Me: I have that feeling too.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Same here.
Qin: That was still so fun.
Laney: And Rosetta Riley is a great journalist too.
Nico: Even Rosetta Riley couldn't find out the identities of the Renegades.
Me: I know! It's a huge mystery.
Xenia: It sure is.
Sonata Dusk: I know.
Me: But the greatest mystery I'm really excited for is the movie Elemental. I'm really excited for that one later this summer.
Nico: Me too! That is gonna be awesome.
Me: Yep.
Nico: But lets worry about that later.
Lola: Nico, I was thinking. Maybe it wouldn't hurt to have the Donbrothers' monsters in the Power Rangers' battle as a test run.
Nico: I was thinking that too Lola and that is a great idea!
Qin: Awesome!
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: I was thinking Zyudenki.
Me: Good idea! That was a good one though.
Laney: It sure was. Fusako had a great time with us too.
Xenia: She sure did and she loved watching Itchy and Scratchy.
Lola: She sure did. That was fun.
Me: Yeah you are never too old to watch cartoons. I'm sorry she lost her husband like that though.
Nico: Me too. That was awful.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Are we going to fight anyone here though? Besides Swartz's creations?
Nicole: We sure are Nico. Bloodbath Bay is known as the most Lawless Town in the world and has enough pirates to practically take on the entire planet. This place has even the law enforcement agencies scared shitless and they wouldn't set foot in this place even if you paid them.
She went over the history of Bloodbath Bay.
Blood Bath Bay is a pirate town located in the Caribbean islands of North America. It is known as one of the last true pirating towns and is the setting for Dead Men Tell No Tales in Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves.
During the events of Sly 3, Dimitri Lousteau booked the Cooper Gang on his cruise ship as according to the favor he requested of Sly Cooper back in Holland. Dimitri gave the group the story about his grandfather, Reme Lousteau, and how he lost his diving gear, how it's been stolen by pirate cutthroat Black Spot Pete and needed their help in retrieving it. Upon arriving, Sly dressed up as Pete's old partner and talked to him to get information on the treasure's whereabouts. After learning of Captain LeFwee, the gang got to work on finding the treasure map.
After Bentley and Penelope's intelligent work acquiring the Dagger Island treasure map, the gang was able to steal a pirate ship and sail to the island. Sly used the treasure map to find the clues to the treasure. After he found it's location, the gang dug it up. It contained gold and the diving gear of Reme Lousteau. Shortly after, the gang was confronted by Captain LeFwee and his crew, who took Penelope hostage and forced them to sacrifice the gold as well. With Penelope held prisoner, the gang had to act fast and come up with a way to save her. In order for the gang to avoid impossible odds when they head back to town, they needed to strengthen their arsenal of cannons by having Dimitri gather some amplification collars for their cannons. They then needed to take down the Red Sail Sea Dog Clan, and finally, the gang sailed for the misty waters, home to a giant squid known as Crusher. Since the pirate fear him heavily, the gang figured he'd make an excellent ally for their heist. The gang was able to gain the squid's assistance by having the Guru get inside his mind.
The gang finally made their way back to Blood Bath Bay to outsmart the pirate captain and rescue their teammate. After knocking down LeFwee's masts, Sly jumped onto his ship to force LeFwee give up Penelope's location. After letting slip that she was in the Skull Keep, Sly made his way up to her, but was tricked into finding an explosive doll instead. Bentley then called in Crusher to scare off LeFwee and his mate. Bentley managed to free his love, but was then confronted by LeFwee. As LeFwee prepared to finish off the turtle, Penelope stepped in and drew a sword at the captain. She and the captain engaged in a duel on top of the ship. Penelope victoriously knocked the captain off the boat sending him into the waters to be lunched on by the sharks. With the captain dead and Penelope reunited with the team, she and Bentley grew more closer to each other than ever, and Sly and Murray were happy for them, as the two were made for each other.
Despite nobody asking him, Dimitri decided to join the team, as a way of returning the favor for helping him retrieve his grandad's lost diving gear. Before leaving, the gang decided to send Carmelita a postcard since she did not arrive to arrest everyone.
The town itself consists of many buildings, as well as a harbor and various passageways that allow access to higher levels. There are also some large sharks swimming around in the waters surrounding the town, such as outside the safe house and near a restaurant named "Pirate Grill." The ocean also contains smaller islands.
Crusher, a large squid-like creature feared by Blood Bath Bay's locals, is also believed to inhabit the ghostly realm of Blood Bath Bay's northwestern-most waters.
Skull Keep is a fortress that served as the headquarters, main base of operations and residence of Captain LeFwee and his crew. Several pirates can be seen on the roof walking around or sleeping. Its outer structure is simply a large stone skull. There are two wooden walkways that connect to it. On one side of the fort are several objects in the water that allow access to the back, where there are more walkways that lead up to the roof.
When she was done we were shocked!
Qin: WHOA! This place must be really bad news!
Brittney: It is. It's a nightmarish hellhole. Anyone that steps foot on this place never gets out of it alive.
Nico: Until today!
Me: Yep. Get ready for one helluva fight guys. We're going to flood the seas with all their blood.
Eli: They want a fight? We'll give them Armageddon.
Qin: Yeah!
Xenia: This will be good.
Lana: Bloodbath Bay HO!
We saw BLOODBATH BAY!
Nico: Target sighted.
It was an island and known for being a lawless place.
Me: This is gonna be good.
Nico: Yep. Fire a laser blast and blow the Skull Keep apart.
Me: You got it.
I fired a laser cannon blast and blew the entire keep apart in a massive fiery explosion!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
We pulled up to the bay and got off the ship and we were on it. THEN NUMEROUS PIRATES CAME!
Nico: First shot! (fires at nearest thug)
BANG!
Nico blasted his head off.
Me: OKAY YOU PIRATE SONS OF BITCHES! COME AND GET US!
We went at them and like a scene out of the movie Braveheart it turned into a bloodbath REALLY FAST and it was brutal!
I went at the pirates and they went at me and one jumped at me and I kicked him in his face and slashed him and then I grabbed a pirate and threw him into a bunch of them
Then a pirate roared and went at me and I plunged my hand into his chest and ripped out his intestines and his heart!
SQUELCH!
Nico: (gets out El Diablo and Molten Man's Ridewatches) Feel the burn!
Nico activated it and fired waves of fire and incinerated the pirate corpses that were piling up!
I then grabbed a pirate and lifted him up and then ripped him in half and splattered his blood and guts everywhere!
SQUELCH! SPLAT! SPLAT!
Nico: EEEEEEEEWWW!
Eli fired Force Lightning and electrocuted a bunch of Pirates all over!
I jumped on a pirate and then plunged my hand into his back and ripped out his entire spinal column along with his skull! AND BRAIN!
RIPPPP!
Sakura Haruno: CHERRY BLOSSOM CLASH!
She smashed the ground with a powerful punch and sent the Pirates flying and Sonata Dusk fired waves of energy and blasted them into pulp.
Xenia fired energy arrows and they hit a bunch of pirates and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
SPLAT SPLAT!
I grabbed a Pirate and ripped his head clear off and splattered his blood everywhere!
Nico fired waves of fire and energy and blasted them
I turned and plunged my hand into a pirates chest and ripped out its beating heart!
SQUELCH!
Nico: NICE!
I grabbed a pirate by his leg and ripped it off!
RIP!
HE ROARED IN PAIN!
I then grabbed his head and then ripped it off his body and tore his spinal column out too!
SPLAT!
Blood was splattering EVERYWHERE!
Camie: What a bloodbath!
Nico spanked one.
He laughed doing so!
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!
Zuria: Pirates are getting a spanking!
They laughed!
Eli: (LAUGHS) That is funny!
I then grabbed a pirate on both sides of his head and then…
RIP! SQUELCH!
I RIPPED HIM IN HALF RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE AND SPLATTERED ALL HIS BLOOD AND GUTS EVERYWHERE!
Laney: WHOA!
I grabbed another bunch of pirates and stabbed him in his eyes with my sword and then I grabbed him by his mouth and then ripped his face in half!
SQUELCH!
Lola: NICE ONE!
Lucy Loud: This is getting good.
Brittney: I love a good bloodbath but this is a Blood Flood.
Nico: Yep.
I grabbed a pirate and used the Titanic Twist move on it and then tied it up in knots and then I grabbed it and ripped him in half!
SQUELCH!
His blood and guts were splattered everywhere!
Nico: ARGH, MATEY!
Nico slashed numerous pirates heads off.
Qin blasted them all over with fire and incinerated them!
Nico: Eli, can you sense for Swartz's creations? (STABS A PIRATE AND DISEMBOWELED HIM)
Eli: On it! (Slashes numerous pirates with his lightsaber)
He concentrated and found them.
Eli: Found them! Another Sir Raleigh and Another Steam Smythe!
Lola fired waves of fire and incinerated many pirates.
Lola: Wow!
But MILLIONS MORE CAME!
Nico: There's just no end to them!
Maria: Then we'll just make an end!
Me: Lets do it!
We went at them! We slashed and ripped them apart like in the Battle of Klendathu.
We were really blasting and slashing them all over!
It was just one brutal and epic slaughter.
Qin: Take this!
She fired a massive wall of fire and blasted them all over.
Xenia: Take this too!
Varie fired waves of energy and blasted them all over the place.
Blood, guts and gore were spilling all over the place.
It was a brutally savage battle and the corpses were piling up.
Nico threw a grenade.
Nico: Fire in the hole!
The pirates saw it and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
It blew them to pieces in a massive fiery explosion!
Qin: Take that!
Lola: Wait look! I see the source!
We saw a huge Dark Orb as big as a house and it was pouring in pirates by the billions.
Nico: We need to destroy that!
Sonata Dusk: You got it!
She fired an energy blast and it hit the Dark Orb and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
The explosions released a massive surge of negative energy and then we absorbed it and our dark orb auras protected us from the shards and destroyed the shards and we got a massive power boost! But then the pirates all exploded in massive piles of blood and guts and we got splattered all over in the carnage!
Qin: OH SICK!
Nico: YUCK!
We were covered in blood and gore!
Me: BLECH!
Maria: WHAT A MESS!
Nico: We need to get this out.
Maria: Leave that to me.
She drenched us all in water and we were cleaned up.
Me: Ahh.
Qin: Boy what a bloodbath!
Nico: How many did we kill?
Lola: I counted 623,893,474,236,721,295,943,575.
CLANG!
Nico's jaw dropped.
Eli put it back.
Qin: That is a lot of pirates!
Nico: This was not just a blood bath it was a BLOOD OCEAN! What a mess!
Me: Now we can focus on the rescue.
Qin: Yep.
Maria: Who fights Another Sir Raleigh?
Sonata Dusk: I will since he is my archenemy.
Xenia: Good call there.
Nico: Lets take all the pirates treasure first.
Me: Good idea.
Rainbow Dash: Leave this to me.
ZOOM!
She zoomed off with her incredible super speed and came back with numerous treasure chests and there was a LOT OF THEM!
Nico: WHOA! That is a lot of treasure!
Lola: I'll have to call in the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix to bring all that back.
Nico: Good idea.
Lisa Loud: That won't be necessary.
Lisa teleported all the treasure back to the estate into the vault.
Camie: Good idea Lisa.
Sonata Dusk: Yep.
Nico: That's a lot of booty!
Rainbow Dash: It sure was. These pirates have been really busy.
Nico: No kidding.
Me: Wait till you see how much booty the pirates in Somalia amassed.
Nico: Oh boy.
May: There she is!
We saw a frog figure come and it was a dark version of Sir Raleigh! It was ANOTHER SIR RALEIGH!
Me: Another Sir Raleigh!
Sir Raleigh: My goodness! I look amazing in all black!
Nico: Amazing huh?
Another Sir Raleigh: (Welsh Accent) That is amazing huh?
Me: (GASP) Dame Lillian Raleigh!
She reverted back and was a girl with sea foam green hair and had blue and purple clothes.
Dame Lillian Raleigh: You look great with Rainbow Hair there J.D.
Me: Oh thanks Lillian. It was a trend made by Rarity and I decided to make it permanently part of my style.
Nico: It sure looked awesome back then.
Rarity: I agree.
Sir Raleigh: I take it you heard about the legend of the Welsh Triangle that I made back then right?
Dame Lillian Raleigh: I sure did. Also I am a machinist.
Me: Boy you and Sir Raleigh have so much in common.
Dame Lillian Raleigh: That's right. I'm a pirate and a machinist.
Me: Wow! Great minds do think alike.
Eli: Very coincidental.
Nico: You're not like the douchebags we took out.
Dame Lillian Raleigh: No thank goodness. Sir Raleigh I heard that you were one of the people that helped take down Sly Cooper's father and that was a crazy thing.
Sir Raleigh: Indeed it was.
Qin: That was a terrible thing back then.
Brittney: It was. But it was amazing that we helped Sly back then avenge his family.
Me: Yep. I wonder what it would be like to encounter Another version of Clockwerk.
Dame Lillian Raleigh: That would be something. What he did over the course of 12,000 years was absolutely horrible.
Me: That is a total understatement. What he did makes him nothing short of Pure Evil Incarnate. Living so long with nothing but pure hatred and jealous all directed at the Cooper Clan's Thieving reputation is just absolutely horrible.
Nico: No fucking lie there.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Let's not think about that.
Me: You're right. Also is the Another version of Steam Smythe friendly or hostile?
Dame Lillian Raleigh: Friendly and you'll like this one. She is a steampunk girl.
Me: Cool!
Steam Smythe: She and I will definitely have so much in common my dear.
Dame Lillian Raleigh: Indeed she will.
Sonata Dusk: Let's do it!
Dame Lillian Raleigh: Gladly.
She turned into Another Sir Raleigh.
Sonata then used her song and sang beautifully and lightning and thunder struck all over.
Another Sir Raleigh felt the power of the song and massive amounts of Negative Energy flew into us and we absorbed it and it made us more powerful and Another Sir Raleigh was down and she was back to normal and I caught the Wonder Ride Book. It was called The Machinist Girl from The Bermuda Triangle and the Evil Frog Mechanic Pirate.
Me: Cool title.
I went and brought her over.
Dame Lillian Raleigh: (Groans) What a headache.
Lola: You'll be all right.
Me: Awesome job Sonata.
Sonata Dusk: Thanks J.D. Man that made me hungry.
Me: I got just the treat.
I spun my bracelet.
TACO MAGISWORD!
I gave her an awesome platter full of tacos.
Sonata Dusk: Oh boy!
She was eating them.
Nico: She sure loves tacos.
Pinkie Pie: She makes really amazing tacos too.
Qin: That is amazing.
Maria: Time for backup!
She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) RAVENCROFT TERROR 6!
She summoned Ben Ravencroft, Heart, Skilled Dark Magician and Skilled White Magician, Earth Kang, Plasmus, Tutankoopa, Gammaizer Magnetic, Shibolena and Belome along with the Sanderson Sisters, Felix Faust, Circe, Universe 666 Van Kleiss and Hex (Ben 10)
Me: This is gonna be awesome.
Shannon: Awesome having you with us Ancestors.
Winnifred Sanderson: It sure will be awesome.
Ben Ravencroft: You guys had one helluva bloodbath here.
Me: I think that is an understatement.
Leeli: It was really awesome though.
May: There she is!
We saw a figure come out and it was ANOTHER STEAM SMYTHE! She looked like a dark version of Steam Smythe.
Me: WHOA! Another Steam Smythe.
Lola: Wow!
Sakura Haruno: This one is gonna be interesting.
Another Steam Smythe: (In a girls voice) (British Accent) It sure will be darlings.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and had neon pink eyes and had steampunk angel wings on her back and had pink and brown clothes.
Me: (GASP) Victoria Smythe the Queen of The Steampunk Mechanics.
Steam Smythe: I say you definitely honor the steampunk mechanical methods well my dear niece.
Victoria Smythe: And it's for a good cause uncle.
We gasped!
Me: Wow we didn't know about that.
Nico: We didn't know she was your niece.
Steam Smythe: I know and Victoria is a girl that has very amazing taste in making steampunk advancements. She follows my footsteps very well and wants to make amazing steampunk machines.
Victoria Smythe: It's true. I even crafted this.
She showed us blueprints and they were for an amazing Steampunk floating fortress she made.
Me: WHOA! You built a steampunk floating fortress?
Victoria Smythe: I sure did.
Xenia: That is amazing!
Kaito: (gets out Go Busters gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Gokaiger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Beast Morphers blaster and Zocks got a Super Megaforce Sword.
Victoria Smythe: To build a massive steampunk planet like Coruscant.
We gasped.
Me: That would be a massively huge monumental task.
Nico: No kidding! An Ecumenopolis Steampunk planet!? That is completely unheard of.
Xenia: Yeah no kidding! That would take like thousands of years to do.
Me: But it is worthy of an amazing challenge.
Camie: Yeah!
Victoria Smythe: It sure would.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Victoria Smythe: No worries. Lets do it!
She turned into Another Steam Smythe.
Sougo: (gets out Beast Morphers Ridewatch) Building a Steampunk planet isn't impossible.
Geiz: (gets out Super Megaforce Ridewatch) It'll just take a long time.
Sougo got RedBeastMorpherArmor while Geiz got SuperMegaforceRedArmor.
Nico: Lets bring the Steampunk! (ACTIVATES STEAM SMYTHE'S RIDEWATCH)
He got a powerful Steampunk Energy Cannon and fired it and blasted her down!
Nico: WHOA! That was powerful.
Me: No kidding!
Nico: Now for this. (ACTIVATES SIR RALEIGH'S RIDEWATCH)
He got an amazing lightning ray and fired a blast of lightning and smashed her down.
May: OH YEAH! Now for this one! (ACTIVATES PUFFER'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired a blast of energy and smashed her down.
May: Time for this to bite! (ACTIVATES SHARKYONARA'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired a blast of energy from her mouth and smashed her down.
Maria: These demons stink bad! (ACTIVATES STEAMIN DEMON'S RIDEWATCH)
She jumped and slapped Another Steam Smythe's back and burned her with a brimstone slap! OUCH!
Me: OOH! That is gonna hurt!
Nico: OUCH!
Maria: Now for this! (ACTIVATES RIP VAN FISH'S RIDEWATCH)
She fell asleep.
Me: Maria wake up sleepyhead!
Nico: Yeah sleep time is over, battle time is now!
Maria: (SNORING)
Sonata Dusk: I'll do it. (ACTIVATES SIR RALEIGH'S RIDEWATCH)
She got an energy blaster and fired energy blasts and smashed her all over.
Then Greiger and his team came! He had Sindbad, Captain Brineybeard, Captain Kid, Sea Captain (Felix The Cat), Tobias Whale, Tar Monster, Ravess, 1973 Sand Banbera Lightmaster and Pierre the Pirate!
Nico: Nice team Greiger!
Greiger: Thanks Nico. Wow! You guys have had an amazing swashbuckling bloodbath.
Sindbad: Yeah this was amazing.
Me: It was.
Maria: Where's the next Gene Slammer?
Then we saw an Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf!
Qin: Cool an Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf.
Me: Wow! The Lake Guardian 3!
Nico: Powerful!
Uxie: (In a girls voice) This will be fun.
Azelf: (In a girls voice) It sure will!
Mesprit: (In a girls voice) I will love it!
Nico: Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald Yomi!? Whoa!
Qin: Wow! Awesome to see you girls!
Uxie: Yeah! You too Qin. We got this.
They fired energy blasts and smashed Another Steam Smythe down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and I brought Victoria over.
Nico: Awesome!
Sonata Dusk: What are your favorite memories of Nico?
Mesprit: When we helped Nico bring down a massive pirate operation in Somalia.
Me: We just mentioned Somalia just a few minutes ago.
Qin: Yeah!
Uxie: Yeah we brought down a huge operation. It was where we killed numerous pirates and stole all the jewels they got.
Nico: It was the great jewel pirate execution.
Me: WHOA! That is amazing!
Eli: Wow that is awesome!
Nico: Yep.
Me: Lets revert you girls back.
Azelf: Okay but we're naked.
Me: Oh boy.
Nicole: No peeking or I'll slash your throats!
Me: (Puts on blind man glasses) Here we go.
I snapped my fingers and they were reverting back and the boys covered their eyes.
As Azelf was reverting back, Nico walked over to her and kissed her.
They were back to normal.
Ruby was a girl with yellow hair and red eyes, Sapphire was a girl with pink hair and blue eyes and Emerald was a girl with blue hair and green eyes. The fashion brigade moved in and gave the girls red, blue and green clothes and they looked awesome.
Ruby Yomi: (GROANS) That was painful.
Emerald Yomi: (GROANS) Yeah it was. But that was rough.
Sapphire: Yeah. But we're back to normal and these clothes are amazing.
Qin: Yep they sure are.
Emerald Yomi: And was I dreaming or was Nico kissing me?
Nico: It was no dream.
Ruby Yomi felt her face
Ruby Yomi: I'm back to normal!
Me: You all are.
I showed them a mirror and they gasped seeing them back to normal!
Sapphire Yomi: Wow! We're normal! And wow these outfits match us perfectly.
Qin: They sure do. We make our own awesome clothes.
Rarity: We sure do darlings and you all look amazing.
Carol: All the outfits we make are the envy of many of our friends in school.
Xenia: Yep.
Sapphire Yomi: They look amazing. Thanks guys.
Nico hugged the three girls.
Nico: I've really missed you girls.
Yomi sisters: We missed you too Nico.
Me: Aww. Sorry you had to see the work we did to all the pirates here.
Emerald Yomi: No worries J.D.
We went back to the Flying Fortress.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Ino, Natsume the 9-Tailed Fox, Hunter Bradley, Lillyvore, Bugsy and Lofty Thaddeus Worthington are heading to Las Vegas, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we also got some bad news: Lily Madigan's heartless evil greedy gold-digger ex-little sister, Megan Madigan, has escaped from the boarding school in Siberia, along with Emily Maddox's heartless evil greedy gold-digger ex-little sister, Emma Maddox, and they also busted out their parents, and they want revenge on their older sisters for ruining their plans to take all their older sisters' hard-earned money and killing her, but we're taking those two heartless greedy gold-digging leeches down along with the heartless greedy evil parents and throwing them in The Europa Prison for Gold-Digging Leeches.
Lincoln: Ah, we're here in Las Vegas, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we also got some bad news: Lily, Emily, your heartless evil greedy gold-digger ex-little sisters, Megan Madigan and Emma Maddox, have escaped from the boarding school in Russia, and they also busted out their parents, and they all want revenge on you two for ruining their plans to take all your hard-earned money and killing you two.
Lily Madigan: What?! Megan busted out of the boarding school?!
Emily Maddox: Along with Emma, and they also busted out our heartless parents?! Okay, now those two tramps have gone way too far!
Me: Yep, and you know what this means?!
Lincoln: We're taking those two heartless greedy gold-digging leeches down along with the heartless greedy evil parents and throwing them in The Europa Prison for Gold-Digging Leeches.
Nico: You got that right.
Just then, Sylvester arrived through a torrent of darkness and blood.
Luna: Yikes! Man, Sylvester, you just scared us.
Sylvester: Sorry, but I'm afraid it also gets worse: those gold-digging leeches also got their hands on Dark Orbs, and they created an army of Ghouls to kill people.
We gasped.
Me: Ghouls?! Oh man, and they're among the enemies of The Hellsing Organization, former humans drained of blood only to come back as flesh-eating Ghouls. Alucard and Seras are going to have quite a field day with this.
Sylvester: That's why they sent me along to help kill the Ghouls. Plus, Alucard sent me to join your team, Lincoln.
Lincoln: You sure impressed Alucard with your bloody and savage slaughter of the massive armies of thugs our resident jerks sent to Acmetropolis yesterday. Now, we need to destroy the Ghouls and rip those Dark Orbs out their hands and destroy them, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Ino.
Ino: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Suddenly, we saw Elemental HERO Steam Healer appear before us, and with it are the five girls.
Nico: Whoa, that's Elemental HERO Steam Healer, awesome!
Jaden: And it's also another one of my Elemental HEROS that I've used in my duels.
Elemental HERO Steam Healer: (Girl's voice) Oh, sorry about the scare, but I also got the girls away from those Ghouls and pissed those two gold-digging bitches off along with their dumbass parents, and I destroyed their Dark Orbs.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Claire Marshall, I knew it was you.
Suddenly, we heard moaning, and we saw an army of Ghouls heading right for us.
Sylvester: Well, time to get to work.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death and he went after the Ghouls and fired extremely powerful blasts of black and blood red energy, black and blood red darkness, blood, demonic red eyes, vampire bats, and cats at the Ghouls and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them, and he began slashing and slaying them with his massive greatsword, leaving a bloody mess and the Ghouls turned to dust.
Nico: Man, it's like we were reliving one of the missions Alucard and Seras went on, and I never get tired of seeing that.
?: (BANSHEE SCREAM) LILY MADIGAN!
?: (BANSHEE SCREAM) EMILY MADDOX!
We then saw our targets, Megan Madigan and Emma Maddox, the heartless evil gold-digging leeches, along with the evil heartless greedy parents of Lily Madigan and Emily Maddox, and they were now super pissed off now.
Sylvester: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Demonic Darkness Looney Tune Vampire Cat Angel and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Vampire Cat Death) I can't stand a bunch of sore losers.
Lincoln: Same here. Let's get them and rip them apart!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, search Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental search Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Ino and her team, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Lily and Emily's ex-parents along with Megan Madigan and Emma Maddox, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln, Lily Madigan, and Emily Maddox did what they swore to do: they broke the arms and legs of their ex-parents and their ex-sisters as they screamed in pain, and then, they threw them into a dumpster which was sent on its way to The Europa Prison for Gold-Digging Leeches, and then, the dumpster dropped them all into their new cells in Solitary Confinement, they screamed in rage and insanity. We cheered as we holster our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Have fun in your new prison cells, you rotten gold-digging leeches! (To Claire Marshall) And it's so good to see you again, Claire Marshall.
Claire Marshall reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long crimson red hair, crimson red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings, she's dressed in a sleeveless light blue crop top, crimson red shorts, crimson red sandals, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with water, ocean waves, sea creatures, steam, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Elemental HERO Steam Healer, and holstered on her back is a massive Elemental HERO Steam Healer-themed greatsword with embedded crimson red gems and Elemental HERO Mariner etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged ocean blue blade, large ocean blue phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with ocean blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large ocean blue gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.
Claire Marshall: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Claire Marshall and he hugged her, and Claire Marshall is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you five since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Claire Marshall: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal, and, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Claire Marshall, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Steam Healer, she's she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's also a world-famous bikini swimsuit model.
Claire Marshall: Plus, this one time, I was in my two-piece aqua blue bikini and Lincoln was in his orange speedo and we were kissing and our kiss was featured on the cover of a swimsuit model magazine. I almost fainted when I saw Lincoln in that orange speedo, and what our intense training did to him, combined with his hyperpuberty, family genes, and many other amazing things.
May: You girls did make him into the man that he is today: strong, powerful, brave, courageous, and a defender of women.
Caitlin Ashleigh: Yeah, we know, and she's a member of The Elemental HEROS of Water. But, unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire, the only problem she and the other Elemental HEROS of Water have had to deal with are with conniving gold-digging workers who wanted to extort them, but for Claire, the mastermind behind this extortion plot were her parents and her sister, Clara, who have made her life Hell by always belittling and doubting her, and they've hated her even though she's the older sister and a success in her own way and right, and they wanted to kill her and let Clara, their favorite daughter, become the success they wanted her to be, not their eldest daughter.
Nico: Just like we heard yesterday, damn.
Claire Marshall: And you guys are in for the story of how we took my gold-digging leech workers and my evil parents and evil little sister down and how I severed all ties with my parents and Megan and cut them out of my life forever since they made my life Hell. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something I also want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right, Lily?
Claire Marshall: How'd you guess what I was about to ask?
Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.
Claire Marshall: I knew it, you marked them and fed on their blood, along with acquiring their powers as well, I knew that was coming since he's done that more than once when he got brutally injured by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan more than once.
Selene Emperyous: And when you guys did your kiss for the cover shoot, Lincoln was being driven crazy by the scent of your perfume, it took a lot of strength for him not to go wild and mark you.
Claire Marshall: Same thing happened with the other Elemental HEROS of Water, and we almost went nuts when Lincoln had on that cologne that drives us wild.
Lincoln went up to Claire Marshall, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Claire Marshall: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Claire Marshall's neck with crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts and blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Claire Marshall: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Claire Marshall
Claire Marshall had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The five girls are Maricia, Namuchi, Shakuna, Shastra, and Vimana from Torikago.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Maricia, Namuchi, Shakuna, Shastra, and Vimana from Torikago.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Maricia: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Maricia and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Megan Madigan and Emma Maddox along with their heartless evil greedy parents and the army of Ghouls they summoned with the Dark Orb they had, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted search Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, search Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.
Maricia: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Maricia: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Maricia, Namuchi, Shakuna, Shastra, and Vimana with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The Flying Fortress, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villains we went after were Lily Madigan's heartless evil greedy gold-digger ex-little sister, Megan Madigan, and Emily Maddox's heartless evil greedy gold-digger ex-little sister, Emma Maddox, who escaped from the boarding school in Siberia, and they also busted out their parents, and came back to get revenge on their older sisters for ruining their plans to take all their older sisters' hard-earned money and killing them.
But, when Lincoln showed the beatdown we all gave those heartless leeches and Lincoln, Lily, and Emily breaking their arms and legs and throwing them in a dumpster which took them to The Europa Prison for Gold-Digging Leeches, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln and Claire Marshall have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: (Laughs) That'll teach those gold-diggers a lesson they'll never forget.
Lincoln: Still, I didn't expect it to be Double-Trouble, but either way, at least Emma and Megan are in prison.
Emily Maddox and Lily Madigan: Where they rightfully belong.
Caitlin Ashleigh: And your heartless abusive evil greedy ex-parents are also back in prison where they belong.
Nico: Those cretins have absolutely no place in society, they think they can get away with all that, they are wrong.
Me: Their crimes came to light long ago, and they paid the price.
After taking down Lily Madigan and Emily Maddox's evil abusive heartless greedy ex-parents and their heartless evil gold-digging sisters, Emma Maddox and Megan Madigan down, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Claire Marshall saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Claire Marshall: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Claire, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Claire Marshall: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Claire Marshall: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Claire, what's the story on why you hated your parents and little sister and how you took them and your conniving gold-digging former workers down?
Claire Marshall: That's something I'll never forget. I make it no surprise that Caitlin was right, the only thing the other Elemental HEROS of Water and I had to deal with are conniving gold-digging workers who wanted to extort us, but for me, the mastermind behind this extortion plot were my parents and my little sister, Clara, who've made my life Hell by always belittling and doubting me, and they've hated me since the day we were born, and they've wanted to kill me and let Clara, their favorite daughter, become the success they wanted her to be, not me. This one time, my workers, Cecilia and her boyfriend, Maurice, were planning on extorting me, and they tried to lie to everyone in court and ruin my name, but their lies and scheme were found out thanks to hidden cameras that Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels installed, and not only did those two get caught, but my evil parents and little sister were also ratted out as well for being the masterminds of the extortion plot, and they also plotted to kill me once they took all of my hard-earned money. Everyone was enraged after the tape was played, and the judge found the trial to be a waste of his time, and he ordered the five had to pay me $5,000 each.
We gasped.
Nico: Those two gold-digging greedy leeches, they really were trouble, and your parents and little sister, they were worse!
Lincoln: Yeah, her parents and Clara hated her so much, they wanted to ruin Claire's name and her reputation, along with taking all of her money and killing her.
Claire Marshall: But, their plan failed and backfired thanks to you and the others. Plus, I also filed a defamation lawsuit against the five, which I won in no less than fifteen seconds of deliberation, and I was awarded $500,000,000,000,000,000 dollars. My name and life was saved, and to pay for the damages, Cecilia and Maurice were forced to work for me for no pay, and my whole modeling agency was also punishing them for their lies as well. In the end, they lost their paychecks, their homes, and they also got fired for their whole scheme, and they were left jobless, penniless, and homeless.
Selene Arcangela: But, that was nothing compared to what her parents and Clara had coming to them: Claire was enraged that her heartless parents and their "favorite" daughter plotted to extort and kill her after they took all her money, she was already enraged they made her life Hell because of their toxic hatred towards her, so she took no prisoners. She had her parents and Clara arrested for attempted first degree murder and extortion, and she filed charges against them, and thanks to the proof from the hidden cameras Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels installed, her parents wound up getting fired from their jobs, their friends abandoned them because they don't want to get associated with such heartless monsters, and they were labelled as opportunists who cared more about stealing the hard-earned money of their eldest daughter and killing her and for caring more about Clara than their eldest daughter, and Clara was exposed as the disgraceful lying gold-digger that she is and her friends disowned her and cut her out of their lives forever, and she was expelled from school.
Lincoln: In the end, her parents and Clara were found guilty of attempted first degree murder and extortion, and they got their punishments as listed by me and the other Guardian Angels when the judge read out their sentences: Claire's parents were both sentenced to life in federal prison without the possibility of parole, and as for Clara, she was sent away to a boarding school in Siberia. Plus, to add on to their anger and to finally put an end to the nightmares that plagued her for years, Claire severed all ties with those monsters and cut them out of her life forever since they made her life Hell, and she swore if they ever got out to get revenge, she's going to break their arms and legs and throw them in a dumpster, because that's the kind of people she's had to deal with: garbage.
Me: They sure are, they broke their vows to love their children equally and they favored one and they rejected the other.
Nico: That's just disgusting, but they got what they deserved in the end.
Lincoln: But, if they do break out to get revenge, they're in for an eternity in Hell for their misdeeds.
Claire Marshall: You got that right.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Atsuko, and Ribitta are heading to Boracay in The Philippines.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Atsuko and Ribitta were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Atsuko and Ribitta had feelings for Lincoln, and he had the very same feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant.
Atsuko: Whoa, so this is Boracay in The Philippines, it's beautiful.
Lincoln: I've never been to Boracay before, Atsuko, but seeing it for the first time, it's so beautiful, and it's perfect for our first date, and we're also coming back here to The Philippines for our challenge and to take down the last of The Celebrity 5: Tim Gilliam. Shall we?
Lincoln, Atsuko, and Ribitta dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Atsuko and Ribitta got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Atsuko and Ribitta, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Atsuko and Ribitta placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then as the sun turned orange, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The Flying Fortress and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Boracay, eh, Linky?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Atsuko and Ribitta with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Atsuko and Ribitta are now part of your harem.
Connor Chan: And it's so awesome that you guys went to Boracay for your first date.
Nico: We haven't been there in a long time, plus, it'll be awesome to see The Philippines again.
Mindy Chan: You said it.
Alicia Chan: Plus, we'll be taking down the last of The Celebrity 5: Tim Gilliam.
We were watching TV and then the Mascots screamed and they came.
Ino: (to the mascots) What's wrong, guys?
Poromon: The fortress is haunted!
Me: Haunted!? Haunted by who!?
Manaphy: We don't know!
Lincoln: (GHOST SENSE GOES OFF) I think I sense something.
Lincoln saw something.
We saw a ghost and it was Minako Sagiyama!
Me: (GASP) Minako Sagiyama!? (In my head) I remember this girl. She is a ghost from 50 years ago.
Nico: Minako Sagiyama? Oh man.
Minako Sagiyama: It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Hari: Oh wow. It's like back home.
Brittney: Just like when we first met Hari.
Scott Truman: So, what brings you here?
Minako Sagiyama: May I please use your phone?
Me: Sure.
I gave the phone to her.
Me: Not sure if it works with ghosts but we'll give it a shot.
Minako Sagiyama: Thank you.
Hari saw what happened to her and she saw that 50 years ago in 1972 Minako was in a terrible car accident that killed her and she was stuck here in limbo because she was trying to finish a phone call.
Scott Truman: So, how did you die?
Hari: I know how. She was trying to finish a phone call and then she died in a terrible car crash. It was back in 1972.
We gasped!
Me: Oh man. Minako that is horrible. I'm so sorry.
Nico: Yeah that was awful.
Minako Sagiyama: I know.
Scott Truman: And now, you're trying to reunite with your beloved?
Minako: Yes.
Me: That's horrible. I'm sorry that happened to you.
Minako: I know. And I won't let nothing stop me. NOTHING!
Me: Uh oh!
With that, she was surrounded by an energy circle with the Go Onger logo before turning into Engineki from episode 19 of Donbrothers!
At an old phone booth, a telecom service crew was arriving in a truck ready to tear it down, but Engineki came out of the phone booth and attacked, sucking up a worker into its body. Engineki is preparing to devour the other workers when the Donbrothers teleport in and Haruka laments she is not going to enjoy her snack and isn't too motivated to fight as the team engages the enemy. Don Momotaro tries to strike Engineki with the ZanglaSword, but the attacks phase right through it and have no effect. The other four try blasting Engineki, but Don Momotaro knows it won't work and quickly leaps out of the way so he isn't hit by the blaster fire as it passes through Engineki while the workers flee to safety.
Upon seeing they cannot damage the enemy, Shinichi recalls them fighting a Hitotsuki before that had no physical form, but they all are pummeled by Engineki with its super speed before he can formulate a plan. When the service truck leaves, Engineki stops fighting and returns to the phone booth. Haruka sees Minako Sagiyama, back in her original form, inside the phone booth and simply thinks she was a frightened passerby that sought shelter inside the booth, only to be suddenly teleported back to her apartment.
Later, Haruka finds that the girl is still there, who is surprised Haruka can see her and immediately asks to be her friend. She introduces herself as Minako Sagiyama and gives a fast paced rundown of her blood type, astrological sign and favorite hobbies. Haruka feels a bit uncomfortable with Minako, thinking she is crazy due to how clingy she seems. Minako asks if they can be friends, Haruka says yes awkwardly to humor her as she backs away slowly to her bicycle. Minako hopes that is a promise, as she hates people who fake being nice to her. Haruka excuses herself as she claims she is running late for something and pedals really fast to get away from Minako, who smiles and then disappears into thin air.
When Haruka returns home, she is startled by Minako suddenly appearing on the couch. Strangely, Yuriko cannot see or hear Minako, with Haruka discovering that Minako has no reflection in the hallway mirror, she then freaks out upon figuring out she has a ghost in her apartment! Minako notices the time and she excuses herself as she has to leave for the day because Shinzo might call her, vanishing from the apartment. Haruka decides to go after her.
Then, Minako waits inside the phone booth, with the sun setting as the time for Shinzo to call her passes. Haruka finds Minako sad and wondering why her beloved hasn't called.
At Cafe Donbura, Haruka tries explaining to Shinichi and Tsuyoshi her situation and to help Minako, but they think she is joking around until Tsuyoshi holds his breath for a second and Minako suddenly appears and startled him. He tells Shinichi to hold in his breath for a minute so they both can see her, with Minako playfully mocking his puffy face and scaring him upon suddenly appearing. Shinichi is shocked at the existence of ghosts and both men synchronize holding their breath to make Minako visible again.
She politely says it is nice to meet Haruka's friends and brags she was once the pinnacle of good health and never caught a cold. Tsuyoshi fails to see how that introduction is relevant as Minako is dead. Kaito smiles upon observing the group as he also reads his copy of First Love Hero.
Minako explains her story, she died 50 years ago in 1972 in an accident. Before that, Shinzo Tadokoro was a pen pal she wrote to that became a relationship over the phone as they talked to each other every day. Her house was old and had no phone lines, so she would go to the nearest pay phone to talk to Shinzo. Her last call she was going to make was to ask Shinzo out on a date, to cement their relationship as boyfriend and girlfriend. But she died before it could happen and because of her unfinished business, she cannot pass on into the afterlife.
Shinichi thinks that finding this Shinzo could resolve the issue, Haruka says she found nothing on the internet about him but Tsuyoshi thinks the name sounds vaguely familiar. Haruka drew a depiction of Shinzo based on Minako's description of her boyfriend, but both men pointed out that she never met Shinzo. Taro arrives late and wonders why he was called to meet the team, when Minako mistakes him for her boyfriend and hugs him. Taro is able to see Minako without holding his breath and so does Kaito whose handsome looks have Minako thinking he is Shinzo. The team is surprised Kaito can see ghosts while Taro passes his hand through Minako's ethereal body to confirm she is a ghost, with her teasingly calling "Shinzo" a pervert for feeling her. Tsubasa enters the cafe, wondering if the lunch menu was still available at this hour, only for Minako to appear and fall for him as Shinzo. The Donbrothers concluded that she has no idea who her boyfriend actually is.
That evening, she went visits to Minako at her phone booth, and Minako told Haruka different experiences with each date with Taro, Kaito and Tsubasa. However, Minako got upset at being ignored and for "Shinzo" "cheating" on her. She learned a valuable thing today, that the true Shinzo is her soulmate and she will keep waiting for him, returning to the phone booth to await Shinzo's call. Haruka finds this so sad and feels she needs to help.
At 6AM, Minako gets her long awaited call from Shinzo, who apologizes for keeping her waiting. She cries tears of joy and sadness, happy to hear her love's voice. She says she is the one who should apologize, she couldn't make it to the phone as she was hit by a truck during a snowfall and her body died just a few feet away from the phone booth. Shinzo comforts her, saying that wasn't her fault.
Their conversation is interrupted by the telecom service workers from earlier retuning with their boss, trying to explain that they couldn't remove the phone booth because a monster attacked them and they should quickly destroy the booth before it returns. Minako gets angry that her call is being interrupted and part of her spirit splits into Engineki to attack the workmen. The Donbrothers see this and change to rescue them. Engineki cannot be defeated though, with Taro thinking that Minako must pass on in order for the Hitotsuki to be defeated as it is tied to her.
After beating down the Donbrothers, the wild Engineki becomes Engineking and the Rangers form Don Onitaijin. Minako picks the phone back up and resumes her conversation with Shinzo.
Don Onitaijin is unable to damage Engineking no matter what they try. Taro says all that the team can do is stay defensive and wait as Haruka cheers on Minako. Shinzo regretfully tells Minako that he cannot go on their date, but she understands as a lot of time has passed and Shinzo has become a great man.
Don Onitaijin falls after a barrage of fireballs hits them, on the verge of defeat. Shinzo tells Minako that he never forgot about her and promises that they will see each other again in Heaven someday. Minako cries and smiles, saying she looks forward to it, Shinzo then hangs up.
Just as Engineking is about to deliver the fatal blow, it loses power as Minako lets go of her desire. Don Onitaijin quickly rises to its feet and destroys Engineking with the DonBros Paradise. Haruka hopes Minako can rest in peace now, as the latter hangs up the phone, thanking Haruka and her comrades before she passes on into the afterlife.
Me: Engineki the Go-Onger Hitotsuki! I knew it! I remember this one! Minako was pissed because she had her phone call interrupted!
Nico: Boy I know that feeling!
Qin: Me too!
We teleported to the Flying Fortress park.
Me: This is gonna be a good one.
Eli teleported and he came back with the Donbrothers!
Me: This is gonna be good.
Taro: Oh boy! Engineki!
Haruka: Oh no!
I pressed the Intruder Alarm and everyone came.
Engineki: I'm not like the other Hitotsuki. Your attacks will just pass through me!
Me: Maybe in your ghost form but the Hitotsuki form is another story!
Sakura Haruno: I just went on a rescue with Nico. I don't need this!
She was able to punch Engineki.
POW!
She smashed her into a rock!
Engineki: But how?!
Stewie: We fight ghosts every year!
Me: We sure do!
Donbrothers, me, Nico and Lyra: AVATAR CHANGE!
Sonoi: Absolute Integrity and Perfection Personified! SONOI! ソノイ
Sononi: A beautiful Rose has its thorns… Looking to know love! SONONI! ソノニ
Sonoza: When my interest is caught, nothing gets in the way! SONOZA! ソノザ
All 3: The 3 assembled! The Noto Trio!
Don Masamune: The Jaws that have snapped awake… DON MURASAME! ドンムラサメ
Jiro: Able bodied and dragon-muscled! DON DRAGOKU! ドンドラゴクウ
Dangerous Jiro: And DON TORABOLT! トラボルト
Shinichi: Bidding farewell to the transient world… SARU BROTHER! サルブラザー
Haruka: The manga master… ONI SISTER! オニシスター
Tsubasa: The fastest get away alive! INU BROTHER! イヌブラザー
Tsuyoshi: One faithful pheasant! KIJI BROTHER! キジブラザー
Kanako: THE LIGHT OF THE JANUARY WOLF MOON SHINES BRIGHT IN THE AURORA! DON WOLFEN! ドンウルフェン
Lyra: The magic of friendship lives on in everyone! DON ALICORNIA! ドンアリコルニア
Nico: SENDING GOOD TO HEAVEN AND BANISHING BAD TO HELL! DON TWILIGHT PURGATORIO! ドントワイライトプルガトリオ
Me: THE ETERNAL PHOENIX FLIES THROUGH THE FLAMES OF LIFE! DON HOUOU FALCHION! ドンホウオウファルシオン
Taro: Born from a Peach! DON MOMOTARO! ドンモモタロウ
We were ready for action!
Taro: HAHAHAHAHA! Avataro Sentai!
All: Donbrothers!
YO!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready for some action!
Nico: YEAH!
Scott Truman: RPM! GET IN GEAR!
He transformed and was ready!
I fired waves of energy and blasted her all over!
She attacked us with a roar.
I teleported and dodged it and kicked her down.
Me: You know the horrible truth about the American version of the Go-Ongers?
Engineki: What is it?
Me: Their entire world was ravaged by a SKYNET-like rogue artificial intelligence named Venjix that viewed all humanity as a threat and destroyed over 85% of the entire human race and Corinth was completely left untouched. The shocking truth is that Venjix hid inside Scott's morpher and was left completely undisturbed until 2019 when he emerged as Evox and that blew us away with that shock!
Engineki: That is shocking!
I teleported and kicked her in the back of her head and smashed her into the ground.
Engineki: When did the American version come out?
Me: 2009. So the Beast Morphers faced it 10 years later.
Engineki: That is crazy!
Me: It was!
She tried turning intangible but Tsubasa hit her with shots from his Donblaster.
Tsubasa: No more unfair advantage for you!
Me: Yeah! Here is an Eyecon.
I activated it.
APOLINARIO MABINI AND ROSETTA RILEY!
Nico: Apolinario Mabini? The former prime minister of the Philippines from the late 19th Century?
Me: That's right. He was the establisher of the First Philippine Republic.
Nico: Cool! And fitting choice.
I fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
Qin: Cool!
She tried turning intangible again but Poliwag slapped her with his tail.
Poliwag: That's for scaring us!
Me: Nice one Poliwag!
Nico: But in order for her to be free we have to destroy the Hitotsuki she became.
Me: Yep. Now for this. (ACTIVATES EYECON)
SULTAN MUHAMMAD DIPATUAN KUDARAT AND BLACK WIDOW!
Nico: Sultan Muhammad Dipatuan Kudarat? The 7th Sultan of the Southern Philippines?
Me: That's right. He was the 7th Sultan of Maguindanao from 1619 to 1671.
Nico: Wow! I remember reading about him from back then. That was amazing.
Xenia: Yeah!
I fired waves of lightning and blasted her all over.
She shot fireballs at Manaphy and Horsea
They fired waves of water and blasted them away and smashed her down with the water!
Me: And here is this one! (ACTIVATES EYECON)
EMILIO AGUINALDO AND STEAM DEMONS!
Nico: Emilio Aguinaldo, the former President of the Philippines in the late 19th Century?
Me: That's right. He was the first president of the Philippines and the Asian Constitutional Republic.
Nico: Wow!
Qin: I read about that too.
I fired waves of sulfuric energy and smashed her down.
Nico: NICE!
Engineki ran at us and Scott ran at her with his Street Saber!
Me and Scott clashed with her and slashed her all over!
Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and electrocuted her and I kicked her down and Taro blasted her all over.
Lyra and Kanako blasted her all over and Nico slashed her all over.
Sonoi: Can you separate her form Engineki?
Me: No that spell only works on the physical plane. Not with ghosts.
Sonoi: Oh right Minako was a ghost.
Me: Yeah.
Taro: Avatar change!
He turned into Samurai Red!
Nico: Nice!
We slashed her all over the place.
I fired waves of fireballs and blasted her all over!
Nico: Try this one!
Nico fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.
Scott: Street Saber Slash!
Me: FALCHION INFERNO BLADE!
Me and Scott slashed her and blasted her all over.
Me: YEAH!
Then we saw a Dialga appear!
Carolyn Hope: COOL! A Dialga!
Qin: Wow! This one is immensely powerful!
Dialga: (In a girls voice) Let me at this one!
Nico: (GASP) Caroline Hellstrom!? Whoa!
Dialga: We can talk later Nico. I got this.
She fired a blast of blue energy and blasted Engineki and smashed her down.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: What about the Palkia?
Dialga: She will meet us over in the Philippines.
Nico: Okay then.
Qin: Fair enough.
Ultra Magnus transformed into his vehicle mode and Drove at her
He rammed her down.
Ultra Magnus: Take that!
Nico: YEAH!
Lady Tsunade: This is gonna be good.
She smashed Engineki with a powerful punch and smashed her into the ground!
Flash ran at her!
ZOOOM!
He punched and smashed her all over with amazing speed!
Rainbow Dash: Lets get her!
ZOOM!
Rainbow Dash, Sonic, Road Runner and Speedy Gonzales bashed and pulverized her all over!
Me: Never underestimate the speeds of the fastest people we know!
Qin: YEAH!
Speedy appeared behind Engineki.
Speedy Gonzales: (Spanish Accent) YEEHAW!
She jumped in fright and smashed into the ground!
Eddy fired his blaster at her.
Eddy: Take this!
ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP!
Me: YEAH!
Qin: Time to finish this!
Taro: You read my mind!
Me: FALCHION INFERNO BLAST!
Donbrothers: DONBROTHERS DRAGON BLAST!
We fired waves of fire and energy and blasted her down and then she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Engineki was dead and I caught the Japanese RPM Avataro Gear!
Me: YEAH! Engineki you have failed this planet!
Lyra: Demon Elimination complete!
All: ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL!
Nico: YEAH!
Minako appeared.
Minako: You all have freed me. Thank you all so much.
Me: Rest in peace Minako. Rest in peace.
Minako: Haruka, I'm glad I got to see you one last time.
Haruka: I am too Minako. I am too.
Minako then went up to heaven.
Nico: Now Minako can finally go to her eternal rest.
Me: In peace.
Haruka: Thank goodness.
Dialga: That was awesome.
Nico: That was a good one.
Qin: Yep.
G1 Venom: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Dialga: My favorite is when me and Nico were at my family's watch shop and Nico stopped a bunch of robbers and brought them to justice. He also gave me and my family a massive fortune in diamonds and got us an amazing castle mansion.
Me: This isn't the same castle that Erik Hellstrom got is it?
Dialga: Actually it is. Erik Hellstrom is my great grandfather.
We gasped!
Me: Wow! That is unexpected.
Nico: Yeah. Long story.
Dialga: I know. My great grandfather had lots of mental problems.
Nico: Yep.
Dialga: Just so you know I'm naked.
Me: Oh boy.
I put on my blind man glasses.
Me: Taro you and the boys better cover your eyes.
Qin: Nicole will kill you if you don't.
Taro: Oh boy.
I snapped my fingers and the boys covered their eyes.
Nico kissed Dialga as she was reverting back.
Caroline was a girl with neon blue hair and had the kanji for time emblazoned in the middle of her forehead and she had blue angel wings.
The fashion brigade moved in and gave her blue clothes and braided her hair.
Caroline Hellstrom: (GROAN) That was rough.
Nico: But you're back to normal.
Caroline Hellstrom: Wow I sure am.
I showed her a mirror.
Caroline Hellstrom: Wow I look great! These clothes are awesome.
Me: They sure are.
Caroline Hellstrom: And was I dreaming or was Nico kissing me?
Nico: That was no dream.
Nico and Caroline hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Caroline Hellstrom: Me too Nico. Me too.
Francis: (Caroline wiggled her fingers) How do you feel?
Caroline Hellstrom: Better than ever. But the wings I got are amazing too.
Me: They sure are.
Qin: Yep.
The previous group came.
Onyx: Can me, Dirty Bubble, Pinky and the Brain, Swordsman, Dr. Destiny, Jet, Waffle Woman, Rojo, Carmen Dillo, and Box Ghost and our groups go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can go with us.
Me: The Philippines are next on the list and it's going to be awesome.
Qin: It sure is.
Nico: I can't wait to show you all where I used to live.
Caroline Hellstrom: It's going to be awesome.
Runamuck: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Manaphy will like these. Heatran, Giratina, Cresselia, Darkrai, Arceus, Manaphy, Shaymin and Victini
We gasped!
Me: WHOA! Those are gonna be awesome. And the Arceus one is going to be Omnipotently powerful.
Qin: Yeah!
Xenia: Yeah!
Nico: I figured I might as well finish up the Sinnoh region Pokemon.
Me: This will be amazing.
Nico: Yep.
Manaphy: Yeah! I'm meeting a Gene Slammer of my own species!
Dirty Bubble: (laughs) I knew you'd be happy, Manaphy.
Me: Yeah me too!
May: This is gonna be awesome.
Nico: And then after those we get into the Unova Pokemon.
Me: Whoa!
Suddenly, Lincoln's Celebrity 5 alarm went off, and he picked up the signal, and he saw the last and final member of The Celebrity 5 we're taking on: it was Tim Gilliam, leader of The Celebrity 5.
Me: Uh oh, The Celebrity 5 alarm has gone off. So, which of The Celebrity 5 are we going after?
Lincoln: Good news, it's the last and final member of The Celebrity 5 we're facing is Tim Gilliam, leader of The Celebrity 5, and he's in The Philippines.
Jessica Shannon: So, after we complete the challenge, we take Tim Gilliam down, and you put him into a disk, right, Linky?
Lincoln: Right, Jessica.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Feshtrea, another member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Feshtrea of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah on the move?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and he's coming here to kill us all for ruining their plans.
Nico: Just as we expected, but you and Adrienne are more than ready for Feshtrea, right, Lincoln?
Adrienne Nyarlathotep: We sure are, and just like what happened, he's going to transform by drinking that potion with 2018 King Ghidorah's blood, so Lincoln will separate him King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form from his real form and absorb the King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form while we destroy Feshtrea and give him The Black Gates.
Lincoln: You said it, Adrienne.
Nico: To face off against one of the Incarnations of The Cthulhu Deities, oh boy, that's a fate worse than death. Alright, gang, our next stop is in The Philippines, and the last of The Celebrity 5: Tim Gilliam.
Lincoln: We'll take him down in the same way we took down his other teammates, and put into a disk and once we get done trouncing Tim Gilliam, you better be ready to die, Feshtrea.
Adrienne Nyarlathotep: You better be ready to die, Feshtrea, because you're about to face the madness of Nyarlathotep.
Nico: Here we go.
Me: If we meet 3 Ducklett that are as Mischievous as the ones that Ash, Iris and Cilan met, they are the Three Stooges Pokemon for sure.
We laughed!
Nico: That would be so funny.
Moe: It sure would be awesome having our own Pokemon.
Curly: Yeah especially if they can hit Moe all over. Nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck.
SLAP! BOOF BONK POINK!
Moe slapped Curly and hit him on his stomach and bonked him on his head and poked him on his eyes.
Moe: Shadup grapehead.
Me: (LAUGHS) So funny!
Ring Man: How far are we from the Philippines?
Me: Not far. In fact we're already here.
We landed in Manilla.
Me: Here we are.
We got out and we were in The Philippines.
Qin: Wow!
Xenia: The Philippines.
Nicole: Awesome place.
Swordsman: I like it!
Pinky: Are we visiting the Luzon?
BLAM!
Brain bashed him on his head with a pencil.
Pinky: (LAUGHS STUPIDLY) Narf!
Brain: Shut up you brainless dolt.
Me: Well we are actually on the island of Luzon. It's where Manilla is located.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: Let me show you guys where I used to live.
We followed Nico and we were on the island of Siquijor.
We arrived at a small village on the island of Siquijor in the Philippines. It was home to a huge mansion and a bunch of small huts and houses.
Me: Wow.
Nico: Here we are guys. This is my old village.
Fiona Hernandez: Boy this brings back some awesome memories.
Marie Hernandez: This is amazing.
Nicole Hernandez: Good times.
Laney: I remember seeing this when we met the Cyborg 009 team.
Papillon: This must bring back memories.
Fiona Hernandez: It sure does.
Caroline Hellstrom: It sure is awesome here.
Nico: My dad is a missionary. Before he retired, he would travel around the planet and help people that are sick and hurt. He helped a lot of poor people around the world.
Camie: Boy this is so awesome.
Nico: Let me show you guys around.
We walked around Nico's village and all the natives were greeting him and us and we waved to them and greeted them in Filipino and it was awesome. Nico showed us his old mansion and it was amazing and beautiful. He showed us his old room and where he lived in it and all that. It was cool.
Camie: Man Nico your old house is amazing and the view of the ocean is amazing.
Qin: It sure is.
Fiona Hernandez: We had a lot of fun here before we were slammed.
Camie: That is amazing.
Tsuyu: Boy it sure is.
Me: And that was awesome seeing Nico's house back then in his old village.
Nico: Yep.
Waffle Woman: I hope the food is still good here.
Qin: The food of the Philippines is awesome.
We went back to Manilla and went to an awesome Filipino Restaurant and had awesome food.
We had Lumpiang Shanghai, Sinigang and more.
Me: (Eating Lumpiang Shanghai) Mmm! Delicious.
Qin: Boy I haven't had food from the Philippines in a long time.
Nico: (Eating) It sure is awesome.
Mindy Chan: You said it.
?: Room for one more?
We saw a Palkia!
Me: Whoa a Palkia!
Xenia: The Space Pokemon. Awesome.
Palkia: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you all here.
Nico: Ayleen Solis! Wow!
G1 Chop Shop: Got any favorite memories of Nico?
Palkia: My favorite is when me and Nico were in Space Camp and we found a massively huge comet that was as big as the entire sun. We called the comet Comet Solis.
Nicole: Wow! That comet is a huge one and it's over 860,000 miles wide and located in the Andromeda Galaxy.
Me: That's a huge comet!
Qin: Wow!
Lola: Yeah!
Paragus: That's almost as big as Comet Camori.
Nico: It sure is.
Palkia: Yeah.
Me: Lets revert you back.
I put on my blind man glasses.
Nicole: No peaking guys. Or else!
The boys covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and she reverted back.
Carmen Dillo: You know what to do, Nico.
Nico: Right.
Nico walked up to Palkia as she reverted back and kissed her.
She was a girl with neon pink hair and had pink eyes and had the kanji for Space in the middle of her forehead and she had neon pink angel wings. The Fashion Brigade moved in and gave her awesome new magenta clothes and put her hair in a ponytail.
Ayleen Solis: (GROANS) That was rough.
Me: But you're back to normal.
I showed a mirror.
Ayleen Solis: Wow! These clothes are awesome and I look great. Wow.
Qin: You sure do Ayleen.
Ayleen Solis: Was I dreaming or was Nico kissing me?
Me: You weren't dreaming.
Nico: Nope.
Nico and Ayleen hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Ayleen Solis: Me too Nico. Me too.
Fire Man: You were in the Philppines before as well, right?
Ayleen Solis: I sure was. Loved coming here.
Me: It's a beautiful place. Also the Philippines is home to another amazing event that took place in 1991.
Nico: Oh yeah. The eruption of Mount Pinatubo.
Qin: I remember reading about that. That was a massive eruption.
Nicole: It sure was.
Lola: That was an intense eruption.
Nicole: Yep. It used to be 5,725 feet before it exploded. Now it's 4,875 feet.
Qin: Whoa!
Lana: Yeah that was crazy.
Box Ghost: It was probably very hot.
Nicole: It was.
She told us about what happened back then.
Mount Pinatubo is an active stratovolcano in the Zambales Mountains, located on the tripoint boundary of the Philippine provinces of Zambales, Tarlac and Pampanga, all in Central Luzon on the northern island of Luzon. Its eruptive history was unknown to most before the pre-eruption volcanic activity of early 1991. Pinatubo was heavily eroded and obscured from view by dense forests which supported a population of several thousand indigenous Aetas.
Pinatubo is most notorious for its VEI-6 eruption on June 15, 1991, the second-largest terrestrial eruption of the 20th century after the 1912 eruption of Novarupta in Alaska. Complicating the eruption was the arrival of Typhoon Yunya, bringing a lethal mix of ash and rain to towns and cities surrounding the volcano. Predictions at the onset of the climactic eruption led to the evacuation of tens of thousands of people from the surrounding areas, saving many lives. Surrounding areas were severely damaged by pyroclastic surges, pyroclastic falls, and subsequently, by the flooding lahars caused by rainwater re-mobilizing earlier volcanic deposits. This caused extensive destruction to infrastructure and changed river systems for years after the eruption. Minor dome-forming eruptions inside the caldera continued from 1992 to 1993.
The effects of the 1991 eruption were felt worldwide. It erupted roughly 10 billion tonnes (1.1×1010 short tons) or 10 km3 (2.4 cu mi) of magma, and 20 million tonnes (22 million short tons) of SO2, bringing vast quantities of minerals and toxic metals to the surface environment. It ejected more particulate into the stratosphere than any eruption since Krakatoa in 1883. Over the following months, the aerosols formed a global layer of sulfuric acid haze. Global temperatures dropped by about 0.5 °C (0.9 °F) in the years 1991–1993, and ozone depletion temporarily saw a substantial increase.
When she was done we were shocked.
Me: Geez.
Qin: That was intense.
Nico: I remember reading about that. That was intense.
Lola: Yeah we were here in the Philippines on our worldwide adventure and it was awesome.
Nico: Yeah.
Rojo: I just realized that the Ridonculous Race is nearly over.
Me: Yep. It was fun while it lasted.
Qin: It sure was.
Camie: No kidding.
Laney: I agree.
Kevin: We still got this challenge and tomorrow.
Me: Yep.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Tim is gonna be a good challenge.
Me: Yeah he sure is.
Jet: We know he doesn't have Disk Wars Blizzard with him
Me: Or Disk Wars Red Skull.
Qin: Yep.
Xenia: That is for sure.
Me: Yeah.
Demolishor: Where is he right now?
Eli: (Concentrates) He's over by Mount Pinatubo.
Qin: Whoa we were just talking about that.
Xenia: Yeah.
Camie: This is gonna be good.
We were off and we arrived and saw him.
Tim Gilliam: (looking up information) Dammit! Who ARE the Renegades exactly?!
Dr. Destiny: (with us from afar) Entrance time!
We went at him.
Tim was thinking.
Then the spirits of the Avengers appeared and they swirled around him and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above him and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out.
Me: Hello Tim.
Qin: Nice to see you.
Plug Man: Trying to find out who the Renegades are, right?
Tim Gilliam: It's a mystery even I can't solve!
Nico: Hey, I don't blame you. Even your pal Rosetta couldn't figure it out. And honestly? Neither can we.
Me: Yeah we don't know ourselves.
Xenia: It's an enigma.
Qin: Yeah.
Brain: You're the last person we need to face before your version of Loki.
Tim Gilliam: Then by all means, let's get started. MODOK, D Smash!
Akira: Iron Man, D Smash!
They were summoned!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: Lets get it on!
Fred Jones: And I will face Tim.
Then Firefly, Plastique, Whiteout, Ghost, Gearhead, Molten Man, Trickster, Loki, Cad Bane, and Vortex and their groups came.
Nico: Firefly, Plastique, Whiteout, Ghost, Gearhead, Molten Man, Trickster, Loki, Cad Bane, and Vortex.
Firefly: (to Nico) You happy to be back in your old home?
Nico: I sure am!
Plastique: That's good.
Whiteout: This place really had some good memories.
Ghost: (To Nico) We also heard you fought some pirates.
Nico: We sure did.
Gearhead: Where did you face them in?
Me: Bloodbath Bay.
They gasped!
Qin: I know. We killed numerous pirates.
Zyudenki came.
William: So, you and the Hitotsuki we've faced so far have seperate forms now.
Zyudenki: Yep. Vypra made it so we don't need our previous hosts.
Me: Awesome!
Qin: This is gonna be awesome.
Nico: Cool.
We got the battles underway.
Lola, Chunk, Numbuh 362, Numbuh 86, Numbuh 274, The Kid, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Francis and Lea VS Firefly, Evil Fire Man, Stone Dragon, Living Monolith, Haroud Hazi Bin, and Nadare Rouga - Nico's rescue and a ferocious battle at Bloodbath Bay
Firefly was first.
Firefly: (to Lola) Nico's rescue involved a ferocious battle at Bloodbath Bay. Who were the poor suckers that he killed this time?
Lola: TONS AND TONS of pirates! They came at us all over by the millions because of a Dark Orb and we killed all of them.
Chunk: Boy they just came at us like a massive evil flood.
Numbuh 362: It was unbelievable! It was like we were taking on armies and armies of them from numerous planets.
Numbuh 86: (Scottish Accent) It was amazing guys!
Numbuh 274: It sure was! It was the most ever killed on Earth.
The Kid: Yeah it sure was! It was epic!
Sunset Shimmer: It sure was and we got a lot of treasure too.
Pipsqueak: (British accent) It was so action packed!
Sunburn: It sure was! But killing all those pirates was amazing.
Firefly: Wow! That is amazing! What was the total number?
Lola: 623,893,474,236,721,295,943,575 pirates. They kept on coming!
Firefly: HOLY FIREBALLS! That was a lot of them! Glad you guys destroyed them! Lets do it!
Lola and her group used fusions for Timaeus and the Volcanic Monsters and rider cards for their archenemies and they got awesome new dragons and weapons and they fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Shope, Erasa, Melanie Romanova, Adrien Gecko, Doppel, Amy Wong, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Runabout and Runamuck VS Plastique, Evil Magma Man, Ovulator, Commander Saturn, Son of The Chicken from Outer Space, and Reptilicus - Battling Another Sir Raleigh and Another Steam Smythe
Plastique was next.
Plastique: (to Shope) Nico, Sakura's team, Steam Smythe's team, and the others did good Battling Another Sir Raleigh. And Another Steam Smythe as well.
Shope: They sure did and it was so awesome and fun.
Erasa: It sure was and we really socked it to them. But we were really amazed that all that happened there.
Melanie Romanova: It sure was awesome.
Adrien Gecko: It was really awesome.
Doppel: It sure was and everyone had a great time there.
Amy Wong: They sure did and it was fun.
Rainbow Dash: I agree there. It was so awesome.
Scootaloo: Boy it sure was.
Whirlwind: We reallyl socked it to them.
Plastique: Wow! That was awesome and they did call Bloodbath Bay the Most Lawless spot on Earth.
Shope: Not anymore. Now it's a forgotten memory.
Plastique: Good riddance. Lets do it.
Shope and her group used fusions for Hermos and the Raidraptors and they formed into awesome weapons and they used rider cards for their archenemies and they got awesome new weapons and they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.
Squirrel Girl, Karolina Dean, Sirius, Midnight, Momo, Kaina, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Jewel Man and Ring Man VS Whiteout, Evil Rainbow Man, Shibolena, Smitty, Evan & Myles, and Earthquake - Lincoln's rescue
Whiteout was next.
Whiteout: (to Squirrel Girl) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Las Vegas. How was it?
Whiteout: It was really fun and awesome! We took down Megan Madigan and Emma Maddox and destroyed a massive number of ghouls.
Karolina Dean: It was really fun.
Sirius: And we made sure all of them were destroyed and we sent Megan and Emma and sent those golddigging leaches back to jail.
Midnight: That was so awesome.
Momo: It was so awesome.
Kaina: It sure was and they paid for it big time.
Rarity: They sure did darlings and it was good.
Sweetie Belle: We didn't gamble though in Las Vegas though. But it was still fun.
Gill Grunt: Yeah it sure was.
Whiteout: Glad you guys had fun. Lets do it!
Squirrel Girl and her group used fusions for the Element Charmers and Hermos and they formed into Elemental Staves and they used rider cards for their archenemies and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Ariel, Eli, Crystal, Pocahontas, Moana, Belle, Alice Liddell, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Papillon and Randy Boggs VS Ghost, Evil Xion, Pizza the Kid, Dark Side Ariel, Cranky Wizard, and The Finisher - Meeting a gene-slammer for Elemental HERO Steam Healer
Ghost was next.
Ghost: (to Ariel) I heard you guys met a gene-slammer for Elemental HERO Steam Healer. What's her name?
Ariel: Her name is Claire Marshall and she is a really amazing force to be reckoned with.
Eli: Boy she sure is and she is also a really amazing swimsuit designer.
Crystal: She sure is and she is also a really amazing and gifted girl that brought her golddigging leach family down.
Pocahontas: It was a really amazing story.
Moana: It sure was and we were amazed.
Belle: I agree there too.
Alice Liddell: (British Accent) She did it all to them.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Claire, what's the story on why you hated your parents and little sister and how you took them and your conniving gold-digging former workers down?
Claire Marshall: That's something I'll never forget. I make it no surprise that Caitlin was right, the only thing the other Elemental HEROS of Water and I had to deal with are conniving gold-digging workers who wanted to extort us, but for me, the mastermind behind this extortion plot were my parents and my little sister, Clara, who've made my life Hell by always belittling and doubting me, and they've hated me since the day we were born, and they've wanted to kill me and let Clara, their favorite daughter, become the success they wanted her to be, not me. This one time, my workers, Cecilia and her boyfriend, Maurice, were planning on extorting me, and they tried to lie to everyone in court and ruin my name, but their lies and scheme were found out thanks to hidden cameras that Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels installed, and not only did those two get caught, but my evil parents and little sister were also ratted out as well for being the masterminds of the extortion plot, and they also plotted to kill me once they took all of my hard-earned money. Everyone was enraged after the tape was played, and the judge found the trial to be a waste of his time, and he ordered the five had to pay me $5,000 each.
We gasped.
Nico: Those two gold-digging greedy leeches, they really were trouble, and your parents and little sister, they were worse!
Lincoln: Yeah, her parents and Clara hated her so much, they wanted to ruin Claire's name and her reputation, along with taking all of her money and killing her.
Claire Marshall: But, their plan failed and backfired thanks to you and the others. Plus, I also filed a defamation lawsuit against the five, which I won in no less than fifteen seconds of deliberation, and I was awarded $500,000,000,000,000,000 dollars. My name and life was saved, and to pay for the damages, Cecilia and Maurice were forced to work for me for no pay, and my whole modeling agency was also punishing them for their lies as well. In the end, they lost their paychecks, their homes, and they also got fired for their whole scheme, and they were left jobless, penniless, and homeless.
Selene Arcangela: But, that was nothing compared to what her parents and Clara had coming to them: Claire was enraged that her heartless parents and their "favorite" daughter plotted to extort and kill her after they took all her money, she was already enraged they made her life Hell because of their toxic hatred towards her, so she took no prisoners. She had her parents and Clara arrested for attempted first degree murder and extortion, and she filed charges against them, and thanks to the proof from the hidden cameras Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels installed, her parents wound up getting fired from their jobs, their friends abandoned them because they don't want to get associated with such heartless monsters, and they were labelled as opportunists who cared more about stealing the hard-earned money of their eldest daughter and killing her and for caring more about Clara than their eldest daughter, and Clara was exposed as the disgraceful lying gold-digger that she is and her friends disowned her and cut her out of their lives forever, and she was expelled from school.
Lincoln: In the end, her parents and Clara were found guilty of attempted first degree murder and extortion, and they got their punishments as listed by me and the other Guardian Angels when the judge read out their sentences: Claire's parents were both sentenced to life in federal prison without the possibility of parole, and as for Clara, she was sent away to a boarding school in Siberia. Plus, to add on to their anger and to finally put an end to the nightmares that plagued her for years, Claire severed all ties with those monsters and cut them out of her life forever since they made her life Hell, and she swore if they ever got out to get revenge, she's going to break their arms and legs and throw them in a dumpster, because that's the kind of people she's had to deal with: garbage.
Me: They sure are, they broke their vows to love their children equally and they favored one and they rejected the other.
Nico: That's just disgusting, but they got what they deserved in the end.
Lincoln: But, if they do break out to get revenge, they're in for an eternity in Hell for their misdeeds.
Claire Marshall: You got that right.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Ghost: WHY THOSE CONNIVING GOLDDIGGING SHREWS! They are pure evil!
Pinkie Pie: Big time party poopers.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) They sure were and they had it coming.
Featherweight: I agree there and it was good justice.
Sprocket: It sure was.
Ghost: You got that right. They care more about their money and themselves more than anything and don't care how to get it. Lets do it!
Ariel and her group used fusions for Hermos and Mermaid Monsters and they got mermaid weapons and they used rider cards for their archenemies and they fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Thor, Uta, Meadow Evans, The Muses, Elastika, Z Strap, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Chop Shop, and G1 Venom VS Gearhead, Frictor, Leila Draco, Evil Discord, Rubber Bandit, and Terminator (Terminator Dark Fate) - Us battling Engineki
Gearhead was next.
Gearhead: (to Thor) You guys met Engineki earlier. And speaking of vehicle related topics, which vehicles can I use around here?
Thor: Not very much to work on because we're on an island group.
Gearhead: I see. Good point.
Thor: But yeah Engineki was a tough one.
Uta: She sure was but this one was a sad one because she was really a ghost.
Meadow Evans: Yeah she died over 50 years ago in a terrible accident.
Cleo: That was really awful.
Elastika: It sure was. Poor girl.
Z-Strap: It was awful she went through that.
Starlight Glimmer: Poor girl wanted to complete a phone call from back in 1972.
Cozy Glow: No kidding there. But I completely sympathized with her and showed her the pain of losing people that were closest to her. And we had to free her from the curse of the Hitotsuki.
Hex: Cozy Glow did a really good thing when she faced her.
Gearhead: She sure did. Well done Cozy Glow. Lets do it!
Thor and his group used the fusions for Hermos and the Aesir monsters and they used rider cards for their archenemies and they got new weapons and they fired waves of lightning, stars, magic, skulls, blood and bones and smashed them down.
Kaz, Gullwings, Emily Lola Sarsaparilla, Sherman Klump, Ace Ventura, Toothless, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Fire Man and Elec Man VS Molten Man, Warp, So Yaguruma, Two Butt Monster, Plantimalsm and Draco Zodiarts - Minako Sagiyama is a Ghost that died 50 years ago.
Molten Man was next.
Molten Man: (to Kaz) Minako Sagiyama is a Ghost that died 50 years ago. But you guys were still able to hit her despite being a ghost, right?
Kaz: We sure were and I had no idea that ghosts were able to be turned into Hitotsukis as well. But this one we felt really sorry for.
Yuna: Yeah she died in a really tragic accident back over half a century ago and she has been trying to get to the Afterlife.
Emily Lola Sarsaparilla: She was stuck here in limbo since.
Sherman Klump: That poor girl lost everything.
Ace Ventura: Including her life.
Toothless agreed in sadness.
Twilight Sparkle: We couldn't believe that happened to her. She did nothing to deserve such a tragic ending.
Starshine Sparkle: I know. So we defeated her and sent her to her eternal rest in peace.
Spyro: Yeah that was sad that happened to her.
Molten Man: At least she is now back in the Afterlife. Lets do it!
Kaz and his group used fusions for Timaeus and the End of The World Monsters and they formed into new dragons and they used their archenemies rider cards and got new weapons and they fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
Raimundo, Juniper Lee, Aya Chang, Noctum, Glitch, Ixofex, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Rippersnapper and Blot VS Trickster, Katty Katswell, Mira of Team Aqua, Scorn, Hysteria, and Black Widow (Symbiote Bonded) - Seeing Nico's old home in the the Philippines
Trickster was next.
Trickster: (to Raimundo) You saw Nico's old home in the the Philippines. Did you like it?
Raimundo: We sure did and it was really amazing.
Juniper Lee: Many of Nico's friends had a lot of great times there in his old house here in the Philippines.
Aya Chang: We have so many awesome memories from there and it was awesome.
Noctum: That was really fun and cool.
Glitch: It sure was awesome.
Ixofex: Yeah it was.
Fluttershy: It was a really amazing place to see.
Tornado Bolt: It sure was a cool house.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja and Nico had an amazing view of the ocean.
Stealth Elf: He sure did and that was cool.
Trickster: It sure was awesome. Glad you guys liked his house. Lets do it!
Raimundo and team used fusions for Hermos and the Dark Scorpion Burglars and they formed into new weapons and they used their archenemies rider cards and got awesome weapons and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
May, Kwame, Max Cooper, Taylor Earhart, Danny Delgado, Alyssa Enrilé, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Kevin Levin and N VS Loki, Quakemon, Smashstone, Vypeera, Stone Triplets, and Roostafa - The Philippines have so many amazing islands
Loki was next.
Loki: (to May) The Philippines have so many amazing islands. You must be happy to see your husband's old home.
May: I sure am. The Philippines have over 7,641 islands and it's the seventh largest island group in the world.
Kwame: It's amazing that there are so many islands here.
Max Cooper: They are awesome.
Taylor Earhart: I agree there and it's awesome.
Danny Delgado: I agree there and they are so beautiful.
Alyssa: They sure are and it's awesome.
Applejack: The ocean is awesome too.
Apple Bloom: It sure is.
Flashwing: The Philippines have so many awesome islands.
Loki: They sure do. Lets do it!
May and her group used fusions for Timaeus and the Ice Barrier Monsters and they formed into awesome new ice dragons and they used their archenemies rider cards and they got new weapons and they fired waves of ice fire, earth, rock, mud, lava, boulders, crystal and energy and smashed them down.
Jack Landors, Tatami Nakagame, Hailey Kirlian, Hellberus, Vadamagma, Igursus, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Demolishor and Reflector VS Cad Bane, Cloak and Dagger, Universe 666 Sharptooth, Rat Fangire, Typeface, and Mummy Legendorga - Tim Gilliam is a smart guy
Cad Bane was next.
Cad Bane: (to Jack) Tim Gilliam is a smart guy. Almost as smart as Iron Man.
Jack Landors: He sure is awesome and he is a really skilled scientist.
Tatami Nakagame: He sure is. It's amazing that he knows so much too.
Hailey Kirlian: I think it's amazing.
Hellberus agreed too and so did Vadamagma and Igursus.
Princess Luna: I thought so myself.
Moondust: Me too. Tim is a gifted guy.
Snowdrop: He sure is and I think it's amazing.
Gari: You got that right.
Blackout: I agree there.
Cad Bane: Indeed. Lets do it!
Jack and his group used fusions for Critias and the Spiritual Arts Trap Cards and they formed into awesome new elemental spirit dragons and they used their archenemies rider cards and they fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.
Aerrow, Olivia Echmeneff, Gemini Richie, Levina Zeus, Aurora Leocadia, Morana Marzann, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Tornado Man and Plug Man VS Vortex, Teen Tornado, Sublimino, RID Anvil, Black Anvil, and Lord Fear - Tim and the scientists we have are gonna have a lot of competition
Vortex was next.
Vortex: (to Aerrow): Tim and the scientists we have are gonna have a lot of competition. And that includes Lisa as well.
Aerrow: You got that right and it's amazing that they can do so much with their gifts as well.
Olivia Echmeneff: It sure is amazing there.
Gemini Richie: I agree there. Their gifts are awesome.
Levina Zeus: They sure are.
Aurora Leocadia: It sure is awesome that they can invent so much too.
Morana Marzann: It sure is awesome.
Princess Celestia: I think it's so awesome too.
King Solar: It sure is. Tim is one gifted guy.
Solar Eclipsa: He sure is awesome.
Amber Morning: I agree there. But he knows so much that I will never be able to know.
Spotlight: I agree too.
Vortex: That is really awesome. Lets do it!
Aerrow used fusions for Hermos and the Phantom Mech Beasts and they formed into new Jet Fusion weapons and they used their archenemies rider cards and they formed into new weapons and they fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.
Donbrothers, Megaforce Rangers, Revice Riders, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Camie, Zarya, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Zyudenki
Zyudenki was next.
Zyudenki: I'm ready for some fun times.
Me: And it's going to be really fun and awesome.
Varie: I am looking forward to this.
Camie: You got that right.
Zarya: I'm ready for this.
Nico: Same here.
Zyudenki: I agree. Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of familiars, this time, they're for Betilla the Fairy, Holly Luya, Edith Up, Annetta Fish, Helena Handbasket, and Voodoo Mamma, the nymphs from the Rayman games and soon-to-be future wives of Lincoln.
Betilla the Fairy: A female Fairy Familiar named Aine, she has powers of light and light magic, and she can fire blasts of light and use light magic to heal those severely injured and cleanse places that were hit hard by dark magic.
Holly Luya: A female Fairy Familiar named Beagan, she has powers of nature and nature magic, and she can fire blasts of leaves and plants and use nature magic, along with cleansing places that were hit hard by dark magic.
Edith Up: A female Fairy Familiar named Breena, she has powers of fire and fire magic, and she can fire blasts of fire and use fire magic to burn legions of enemies, along with cleansing places that were hit hard by dark magic.
Annetta Fish: A female Fairy Familiar named Elida, she has powers of water and water magic, and she can fire blasts of water and use water magic to heal those severely injured, wash away enemies, and extinguish fires, and cleanse places that were hit hard by dark magic.
Helena Handbasket: A female Fairy Familiar named Elfie, she has powers of snow and ice magic, and she can fire blasts of ice and snow and use ice and snow magic to make any place an amazing winter wonderland and cleanse places that were hit hard by dark magic.
And Voodoo Mamma: A female Fairy Familiar named Elvinia, she has powers of darkness and voodoo magic, and she can fire blasts of darkness and use voodoo magic to heal those severely injured and cleanse places that were hit hard by dark magic.
I teleported back with them.
Donbrothers, me, Nico and Lyra: AVATAR CHANGE!
We transformed.
Sonoi: Absolute Integrity and Perfection Personified! SONOI! ソノイ
Sononi: A beautiful Rose has its thorns… Looking to know love! SONONI! ソノニ
Sonoza: When my interest is caught, nothing gets in the way! SONOZA! ソノザ
All 3: The 3 assembled! The Noto Trio!
Don Masamune: The Jaws that have snapped awake… DON MURASAME! ドンムラサメ
Jiro: Able bodied and dragon-muscled! DON DRAGOKU! ドンドラゴクウ
Dangerous Jiro: And DON TORABOLT! トラボルト
Shinichi: Bidding farewell to the transient world… SARU BROTHER! サルブラザー
Haruka: The manga master… ONI SISTER! オニシスター
Tsubasa: The fastest get away alive! INU BROTHER! イヌブラザー
Tsuyoshi: One faithful pheasant! KIJI BROTHER! キジブラザー
Kanako: THE LIGHT OF THE JANUARY WOLF MOON SHINES BRIGHT IN THE AURORA! DON WOLFEN! ドンウルフェン
Lyra: The magic of friendship lives on in everyone! DON ALICORNIA! ドンアリコルニア
Nico: SENDING GOOD TO HEAVEN AND BANISHING BAD TO HELL! DON TWILIGHT PURGATORIO! ドントワイライトプルガトリオ
Me: THE ETERNAL PHOENIX FLIES THROUGH THE FLAMES OF LIFE! DON HOUOU FALCHION! ドンホウオウファルシオン
Taro: Born from a Peach! DON MOMOTARO! ドンモモタロウ
We were ready for action!
Taro: HAHAHAHAHA! Avataro Sentai!
All: Donbrothers!
YO!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready for some action!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! PEACH MOUNTAIN SHOGUNS!
They turned into the Donbrothers too!
Revice Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed too!
Me: Lets make this festive and fun!
Taro: You got it!
Me: DRAGON-PHOENIX FESTIVAL BLAST!
We fired a massive wave of fire and energy and fireworks and blasted him all over and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Me: YEAH! Zyudenki you have failed this world again!
All: DEMON ELIMINATION COMPLETE! ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!
We regrouped.
Troy: The last Celebrity 5 battle.
Tsukasa: Let's make it good.
Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Red!
Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Blue!
Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Green!
Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Yellow!
Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Pink!
Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Silver!
Tsukasa turned into Super Megaforce Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Super Megaforce Team!
Megaforce Rangers: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!
They went Super Megaforce!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) ZI MAGIC 6!
She summoned Felix Faust, Ozzie Ostrich, Evil Discord, Paintra, Yost Impossible Man And TTG Pinocchio along with Ben Ravencroft, Red Dark Magician, Evil Magic Man and Magic Man (Adventure Time)
We went at him.
We bashed and pulverized him all over.
Dhilas, Chaor, Spyder, Olkiex, and Lore blasted and smashed him all over.
Lady Tsunade, Ultra Magnus, Sakura Haruno and G1 Venom used the Earth and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Sakura and Lady Tsunade's powers, Ultra Magnus's Blue Lightning Hammer and Venom's electro-blaster gun 100-fold.
Lady Tsunade and Ultra Magnus: SMASHING SLUG THUNDERSTRIKE!
Sakura Haruno and G1 Venom: SMASHING LIGHTNING THUNDERBOLT!
Neptune Toa of Water and Dirty Bubble: NEPTUNE TOA BLAST!
Krypton Genius fury and Pinky & The Brain: KRYPTON GENIUS BLAST!
Captain Marvel Wrath and Swordsman: CAPTAIN MARVEL WRATH BLAST!
Jedi of Tatooine and Dr. Destiny: JEDI OF TATOOINE BLAST!
Earth Dragon and Onyx: EARTH DRAGON BLAST!
Green Lantern of Oa and Jet: GREEN LANTERN OF OA BLAST!
Earth Fire and Fury and Waffle Woman: EARTH FIRE FURY BLAST!
Overwatch English Fury and Rojo: OVERWATCH ENGLISH BLAST!
Kindness Leaf Mastery and Carmen Dillo: KINDNESS LEAF MASTERY BLAST!
Water Dragon Maelstrom and Box Ghost: WATER DRAGON MAELSTROM BLAST!
Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Night Light Jr, Nyx Midnight, Scarlet Genie, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starbeam Glitter, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Twilight Sparkle, Nico, Lana and Lola: PHILIPPINES MAGIC BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: PHILIPPINES ELEMENT STYLE: LUZON!
Entrapta: PHILIPPINES LIGHTNING STYLE: MINDANAO!
Perfuma: PHILIPPINES NATURE STYLE: SAMAR!
Frosta: PHILIPPINES ICE STYLE: PALAWAN!
Hilda: (British Accent) PHILIPPINES FIRE STYLE: PANAY!
Yuna: PHILIPPINES WATER STYLE: MINDORO!
Toph: PHILIPPINES EARTH STYLE: LEYTE!
Makoto: PHILIPPINES WIND STYLE: MASBATE!
They fired waves of energy and they formed into said islands of the Philippines.
Lincoln and his harem: PHILIPPINES FINAL SMASH: PHILIPPINES ISLAND BLAST!
They fired ki blasts based on the islands of Philippines.
The blasts all hit him and smashed him down.
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which turned into a rainbow energy straitjacket and tied up Tim Gilliam
Lincoln: Now, for the final touch. D-SECURE!
Lincoln fired a disk, and when it got near Tim Gilliam, he was secured into a disk.
Tim Gilliam: YOU FOOLS! LET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!
Lincoln: Oh, shut up, Tim. The only place you're heading is back to jail.
Nico: Along with getting chained up to your prison cell, awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet.
Adrienne Nyarlathotep: That's right, there's still the matter of Feshtrea to deal with, and that religious fanatic should be arriving...right now!
?: I will make every last one of you pay for what you did in destroying our Lord Ghidorah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Yuko: I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you can come out now, Feshtrea.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Feshtrea of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.
Yuko: Feshtrea, I should've known you'd show up here, and we already knew of the Order's arrival days ago, so we're prepared to destroy you all. We will never let you destroy the Earth ever!
Feshtrea: You fools will pay dearly for this, Lord Ghidorah will rise again and the entire Earth will be destroyed!
Adrienne Nyarlathotep: The only one who deserves to be destroyed here is you.
Suddenly, Adrienne Nyarlathotep's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black and red energy aura with darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods, she unholstered her massive Nyarlathotep-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Feshtrea, she left black and red energy, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods with every step.
Adrienne Nyarlathotep: I will never ever forgive you for what you and the rest of the Order have tried to do 20,000 years from now, Feshtrea: wanting King Ghidorah to destroy our world and every last living thing on it, that's one thing I will never allow, and for that, I hope you're ready to be destroyed by the dark madness of Nyarlathotep for your crimes against mankind and the universe!
Suddenly, Adrienne Nyarlathotep was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and red energy with dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, and Eldritch Runes surrounding the vortex, there are the Servitors of The Outer Gods flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blood red phoenix and above it is Nyarlathotep, The Crawling Chaos, with red eyes glaring at Feshtrea: the eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Adrienne Nyarlathotep emerged, but she was changed forever.
Adrienne Nyarlathotep grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black and red energy aura with darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods surrounding her, she has the Sigil of Nyarlathotep emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blood red iris, she has on demon earrings with blood red gems for eyes, and holding the Dark, Satanic, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Nyarlathotep with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Satanic, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her blood red Nyarlathotep-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Adrienne Nyarlathotep has on a sleeveless black open blouse, sleeveless black crop top, black bridal gloves, black skirt with the image of Cthulhu on it, black pants, black knee-high high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods on the coattails, and on the back is Nyarlathotep surrounded by darkness. Suddenly, Adrienne Nyarlathotep felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with blood red tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with red tips and red markings. Adrienne Nyarlathotep has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Adrienne Nyarlathotep's massive Nyarlathotep-themed greatsword and all of the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and red energy, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Nyarlathotep's Cosmic Eternal Outer God Mad Power Greatsword of Dark Outer God Eldritch Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems, and Eldritch Runes and Nyarlathotep etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large black demon heads and tentacles for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and blood red gems embedded on their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black demon heads and tentacles with red gems for eyes and large blood red gem on the bottom of the black demon heads and tentacles for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Nyarlathotep with blood red gems for eyes and a large blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Nyarlathotep that said, "Adrienne Nyarlathotep, Incarnation of Nyarlathotep, Shape-Shifter of The Cthulhu Mythos Incarnations, Master of The Lovecraftian Curse Nyarlathotep's Dark Shapeshifter Madness, Master of The Dark Omnipotent Powers of Nyarlathotep, Friend of Adriana Azathoth, Arabella Yog-Sothoth, Selena Shub-Niggurath, Callista Cthulhu, Helena Hastur, and Cadenza Cthugha, Master of Darkness, Black Magic, Dark Magic, and Satanic Magic, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and All of Lincoln's Despicable Enemies, Destroyer of Feshtrea of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, and The Outer Gods"
エイドリアン・ニャルラトテップ、 ニャルラトホテプの化身、クトゥルフ神話の化身のシェイプシフター、ラヴクラフトの呪いのマスター、ニャルラトホテプの闇のシェイプシフターの狂気、 ニャルラトテプの闇の全能の力のマスター、アドリアナ・アザトースの友、アラベラ・ヨグソトース、セレナ・シュブニグラス、カリスタ・クトゥルフ、ヘレナ・ハスター、および カデンツァ・クトゥガ、マスター オブ ダークネス、ブラック マジック、ダーク マジック、および サタニックマジック、愛の守護天使 および リンカーン・ラウド の将来の妻、スマッシャーオブダークロリ、ダークリン、ダークローラ、ダークリサ、ダークルアン、およびリンカーンの卑劣な敵のすべて、ホーリーギドラの惑星の地球外秩序のフェシュトレアの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、および闇のマスター、ダーク マジック、ブラック マジック、サタニック マジック、および外なる神々
Adrienne Nyarlathotep has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-NYARLATHOTEP-DEMON-OUTER GOD-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA OUTER GOD MADNESS NYARLATHOTEP DEMONIC SATANIC OUTER GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE OUTER GOD MADNESS NYARLATHOTEP OUTER GOD JUSTICE AND DIVINE OUTER GOD MADNESS NYARLATHOTEP OUTER GOD LOVE!
We were amazed by Adrienne Nyarlathotep's Super Angel-Nyarlathotep-Demon-Outer God-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Feshtrea saw it, he fell into an infernal rage and he got out his blaster to blast her, but Adrienne Nyarlathotep fired a black and red energy blast, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods at Feshtrea, which hit him and pushed him back and he was also hit hard by the light and darkness, but this really pissed him off now.
Nico: Oh man, Adrienne Nyarlathotep's transformed, Feshtrea is so doomed now!
Me: You said it, and that's just a taste of what's to come.
Adrienne Nyarlathotep: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Satanic Outer God Nyarlathotep Angel and Divine Darkness Satanic Nyarlathotep Outer God Love) And that's suffering the madness of Nyarlathotep, The Crawling Chaos.
Lincoln: Let's get him, Adrienne, this religious fanatic bastard's getting a one-way trip to Hell.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Adrienne Nyarlathotep.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Alright, you fanatical clod, it's time for you to pay for your crimes with your blood!
Adrienne Nyarlathotep and Lincoln went after Feshtrea who's now gone even more full-blown ballistic, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and red energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Feshtrea and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now and driving him even more ballistic.
Suddenly, Feshtrea took out the vial of red liquid with a drop of Ultimate King Ghidorah's blood, then he drank it. Suddenly, Feshtrea began changing as massive wings like King Ghidorah's grew and sprouted out from his back, his skin was covered in gold scales, and he'd grown King Ghidorah's tails.
Me: Watch it, you guys, now Feshtrea has transformed into his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.
Feshtrea fired a Gravity Lightning blast at Adrienne Nyarlathotep and Lincoln, who absorbed it and it made him stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You forget that I can absorb lightning, and that also includes Gravity Lightning, and that just cost you big time.
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which separated Feshtrea from his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form, and then, Lincoln went at King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Feshtrea and he stabbed him in his chest with the tip of one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails that turned into Cell's Stinger paralyzing him so he couldn't try to escape, and then, Lincoln began absorbing King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Feshtrea and assimilated his powers and abilities until nothing was left of it. Then, the stinger changed back and Lincoln retracted the tail.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, that was quite satisfying. Now, Adrienne, shall we destroy this monster by exposing him to Nyarlathotep's Dark Shapeshifter Madness?
Adrienne Nyarlathotep: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Satanic Outer God Nyarlathotep Angel and Divine Darkness Satanic Nyarlathotep Outer God Love) Gladly, Linky.
Adrienne Nyarlathotep and Lincoln trapped Feshtrea within a blood red pentagram that formed beneath his feet with the glyphs of The Outer Gods and Great Old Ones surrounding the pentagram, and they spoke in a dark forbidden language as they fired blasts of pure darkness with blood red Eldritch runes at Feshtrea: Nyarlathotep's Dark Shapeshifter Madness. Suddenly, Feshtrea began to see the many forms of Nyarlathotep, and he was being driven mad. But, then, he saw the very evil right in front of him: Nyarlathotep, The Crawling Chaos, The Faceless God, and The Messenger of the Outer Gods himself in his true form, and he fell into eternal madness and his soul was dragged into the darkness of The Black Gates and erased forever, and his body was consumed by dark flames.
Nico: (Horrified) My God, was that...?!
Nicholette Torrington: Nyarlathotep's Dark Shapeshifter Madness, I never thought any of us would have to see it again: another one of The Forbidden Lovecraftian Curses.
Bertha Sellington: Just hearing the dark language of The Cthulhu Mythos entities has the power to drive those who have no comprehension of them mad, but to see one of those entities, that's more than enough to send them into madness eternal.
We cheered as Adrienne Nyarlathotep and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Adrienne Nyarlathotep's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, and massive black angel wings are permanent.
Adrienne Nyarlathotep: That's one member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah down, and now, only Dark Metphees is left, along with Ultimate King Ghidorah. Thanks for helping me destroy Feshtrea once and for all, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Adrienne.
Suddenly, Adrienne Nyarlathotep wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Adrienne Nyarlathotep's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Demons flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and darkness behind them along with Nyarlathotep and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Adrienne Nyarlathotep absorbed the darkness and they came back to us as the display and Nyarlathotep vanished.
Nico: Oh man, now that's what another cult fanatic has been put down. Awesome job out there, Lincoln and Adrienne.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico.
Me: And now, the final member of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah to show up is Dark Metphees, along with Ultimate King Ghidorah.
Lincoln: Which means, you and I are up next to kill Dark Metphees, Callista, and finally, you and I are up next to kill Ultimate King Ghidorah, Cadenza.
Callista Cthulhu: Yes, Dark Metphees will suffer dearly for his crimes and he will be driven insane by the dark power of Cthulhu.
Cadenza Cthugha: And Ultimate King Ghidorah will suffer the fiery wrath of Cthugha.
Nico: That's the spirit, girls. Say, Lincoln, which Elemental HERO Gene-Slammer are you meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: Good question, Nico.
Alucard (HELLSING): If I might make a suggestion, Lincoln, how about Gene-Slammers for The Elemental HEROS of Darkness.
That got our attention quickly, along with Lincoln and the other Guardian Angels.
Nico: This is rather intriguing of you to suggest, Alucard, what brought that on?
Nicholette Torrington: Uh oh, I think I know.
Caitlin Ashleigh: Same here, Nicholette. We never told anyone except Lincoln this, but the Elemental HEROS of Darkness have a history of association with The HELLSING Organization.
We gasped.
Lincoln: Caitlin's right. The Elemental HEROS of Darkness have an association with The HELLSING Organization, and I found out that Vince is also a member of The HELLSING Organization, as well.
I gasped.
Me: Vince, is that...?
Vince: Yeah, it is. I was one of Sir Integra's top agents alongside Alucard and Seras Victoria, and we were an unstoppable team in killing Ghouls left and right in England, along with dealing with the evil vampires that sprang up, along with the artificial vampires sent by Millennium. We dealt a permanent end to Millennium back in 1999 and we killed that deranged Nazi Major and his freakshow menagerie of Artificial Vampires, along with dealing with the traitor, former butler of The Hellsing Family, Walter C. Dornez, who became a vampire thanks to the chip implanted in him by The Doctor.
Alucard (HELLSING): From the moment we first met, Walter wanted to defeat me back on that day in 1944. He had a fear of becoming old and useless, and to prove his abilities to himself, Walter desired to destroy me and he allowed this obsession to consume him, this went on for many decades, and he eventually showed his true colors on that day, and The Major tried to get rid of me by having one of his freakshow menagerie commit suicide so that I can absorb him.
Lincoln: Schrödinger, Millennium's Werecat, because of his ability of Omnipresence. If you absorbed his essence, you would've disappeared and had to spend 30 long years dispatching the souls of the millions of people you absorbed except for his.
Alucard (HELLSING): (Laughs) That's right, Lincoln, that's what that insane Major's plan was.
Vince: That's right. But, The Elemental HEROS of Darkness and I prevented that when we killed that Werecat and they used a spell to banish him to The Black Gates long before J.D. used it on Ch'Rell.
Me: Whoa!
Seras Victoria: Sir Integra was deeply impressed by everything they'd done, but she hadn't heard from any of them since. But, now we know why: Team Rocket Gene-Slammed them.
Lincoln: Yeah. When Sir Integra hears of this, she's going to be pissed off.
Buffy Summers: And they've also helped me and my friends out as well when dealing with The Master and the other vampires in Sunnydale. They know their stuff when it comes to dealing with vampires. So, which of these Elemental HEROS of Darkness are we meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: Hmm, oh, how about a Gene-Slammer for Elemental HERO Necroshade.
Caitlin Ashleigh: Perfect, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Elemental HERO Necroshade: Elizabeth Lioncourt, she's one of the Elemental HEROS of Darkness and one of the agents of The HELLSING Organization.
Molten Man: And with that, all the Celebrity 5 are in our ranks.
Trickster: So are M Bison and the other Foot Mystics.
Loki: It was fun facing them.
Cad Bane: But now, we have one last challenge before the Ridonculous Race is done.
Disk Wars Thor: (looks up at the sky) I'm coming for you, brother.
Vortex: WE'RE coming for him. We're helping you as wel.
Me: And it will be painful for him.
We were off to the final destination: Costa Rica
TO BE CONTINUED…
Part 11 done.
The Philippines are magnificent and awesome.
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Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Greiger, Sindbad, Captain Brineybeard, Captain Kid, Sea Captain (Felix The Cat), Tobias Whale, Tar Monster, Ravess, 1973 Sand Banbera, Lightmaster and Pierre the Pirate along with Boris' team consisting of Kouta, Tharja, Celica, Clalr And Hilda and we're going to have a blind date for Nico and we're going to the planet Venus and we're going to also battle Another Clockwerk and Another Greiger. Also we're going to meet gene-slammers for Cresselia, Darkrai and Arceus and this will be an awesome and epic one. The Arceus is going to be Sonia Winston, the Darkrai is going to be Elisa Stallone (No relation to Sylvester Stallone), and the Cresselia is going to be Luna Hikari.
The next match-up in The War Against The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah is Callista Cthulhu, Incarnation of Cthulhu and Lincoln VS Dark Metphees
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to London, and we got word that Leif and Jessica, the two cruel, trigger-happy, sadistic and psychotic vampires and old enemies of Alucard and Seras Victoria are on a rampage and have been ruthlessly killing innocent people without reason throughout the country. Their victims were innocent families, and even worse, they've been scrawling profane and desecrating words with the blood of the victims on the walls of their homes, and all for their desire to achieve immortality and invincibility. Those two-bit terrors are going to be put down once and for all, and we'll avenge the lives of the four families those two thrill-seeking assholes have killed, and it's going to attract the attention of Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingate Hellsing, head of The Hellsing Family and leader of The HELLSING Organization, and it'll lead to a reunion for Vince. And we're going to meet the next Elemental HERO Gene-Slammer, her name is Elizabeth Lioncourt, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Necroshade, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a member of The Lioncourt Clan, an ancient clan of powerful vampires from Transylvania who fought against armies of evil vampires, werewolves, demons, witches, and other evil ancient creatures since The Dark Ages, and she's also a very powerful immortal vampire with mastery over the darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Necromancy, The Dark Arts, Satanic Magic, and The Occult. She's an agent of The Elemental HEROS of Darkness, and she's also one of the agents of The HELLSING Organization who fought alongside Alucard, Seras Victoria, and Vince Pusateri who was also an agent of The HELLSING Organization in destroying Ghouls and evil freshly turned vampires, and she also played a very huge role in permanently destroying Millennium back in 1999, the Nazi Organization Adolf Hitler created, and they destroyed the deranged Major and his freakshow menagerie of Artificial Vampires, along with dealing with the traitor, Walter C. Dornez, former butler of The Hellsing Family now exposed as a Spy for Millennium who became a vampire thanks to the chip implanted in him by The Doctor, because of his hatred of Alucard that went back to 1944 and his obsessive fear of growing old and useless and to destroy Alucard caused him to expose his true colors on that day. She's also an old friend of Alucard, who she knew as Vlad Dracula, Seras Victoria, Alucard's fledgling who became a True Vampire, and her boss, Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingate Hellsing, the head of The Hellsing Family and leader of The HELLSING Organization, and she and the other Elemental HEROS of Darkness also helped Buffy Summers and her friends in dealing with The Master and the other vampires and demonic creatures in Sunnydale, along with helping Angel and The Angel Investigations Agency in dealing with the vampires and evil demons and other evil beings of the supernatural who were causing havoc in Los Angeles. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire who had to deal with parents who built their business empires through the theft of intellectual property and siblings who are either thieves and heartless thugs and The Elemental HEROS of Water who had to deal with lying conniving workers who tried to extort them and ruin their names and reputations, along with Sergio, the mastermind behind some of the early extortion plots, and the heartless evil abusive greedy parents and heartless gold-digging evil ex-little sisters, Elizabeth and the other Elemental HEROS of Darkness clashed with Lori, who tried to kill them and Lincoln many times over on her little rampages when Dark Lori takes over, but they've beaten her and she wound up getting grounded big time.
The finale of the Ridonculous Race is next and that one is going to be in Costa Rica and we're going there to battle the Disk Wars version of Loki and we're going to destroy that god traitor and make him pay for his crimes.
See you next time.
