Finale: Costa Rica 🇨🇷.
In the beautiful forests of the newly terraformed planet Venus was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Greiger, Sindbad, Captain Brineybeard, Captain Kid, Sea Captain (Felix The Cat), Tobias Whale, Tar Monster, Ravess, 1973 Sand Banbera, Lightmaster and Pierre the Pirate along with Boris' team consisting of Kouta, Tharja, Celica, Clalr And Hilda (Fire Emblem) and we were there for an awesome blind date for Nico and Leslie Tiana the Crawdaunt Gene-slammer. I had Nico blindfolded and Varie had Leslie Tiana blindfolded.
Me: You're going to love the surprise we have Nico.
Nico: I sure will.
Varie: Yeah this will be good for you guys.
Leslie Tiana: I have a feeling it will be.
We arrived in a clearing with a picnic set up.
Me: Tadah!
We took off their blindfolds.
Me: We're on the planet Venus now fully terraformed.
Nico: Wow!
Leslie Tiana: Amazing!
Nico: Leslie!?
Leslie Tiana: Nico!?
Nico and Leslie: YOU'RE MY DATE!
Me: Yep. I set this up for you. And I decided to take whatever punishment you have for me like a man.
Nico: Wow that's brave of you.
Me: Thanks.
We got their picnic set up. We had all sorts of foods: Cajun crawfish, Lamb tagine, Grilled lamb sausage, Zucchini bisque, Crabmeat po'boy, Chicken sausage po'boy, Crawfish sausage po'boy, Cochon de lait po'boy, Turkey giardiniera po'boy, Roast beef po'boy, Alligator po'boy, Catfish amandine, Crawfish amandine, Crawfish étouffée, Boiled crawfish, Cajun crawfish boil, Cajun shrimp, Duck pasta, Fried crab cake, Pecan catfish, Blackened redfish, Seafood mirliton casserole, Fried chicken, Fried green tomatoes, Stuffed shrimp, Muffuletta, Barbecue brisket sandwich, Barbecue chicken sandwich, Smoky bacon greens, Seafood au gratin, Seafood gumbo, Chicken gumbo, Jambalaya, Spinach artichoke, Creole sweet potato pone, Red beans and rice with sausage, Veggie red beans and rice, Pralines in cookies, Oyster pralines, Oyster shots, Oyster patties, Bananas Foster, King cake, Dixie cake, Pecan pie, Cajun boudin, Boudin balls, Crawfish rémoulade, Shrimp and lump crabmeat ravigote, Au croissant crawfish po'boy and Yaka mein.
Nico: Oh boy!
Boris: This is gonna be good for you guys.
Nico: Boris, I want to thank you, Greiger, and your teams for coming.
Boris: No problem Nico. Even though I'm always with you guys.
Brittney: It's still going to be fun.
Kouta: I'm still looking forward to all this too.
Qin: Same here.
Leeli: This is amazing that all this happened because of mine and Girl Jordan's song.
Qin: It sure is Leeli.
Girl Jordan: That was so awesome.
Kouta: That was really awesome.
Nico: Kouta, remember when we met you last year?
Kouta: How can I forget. That was so awesome meeting Lillian and you guys.
Me: It sure was and it was amazing that you guys went to the Helheim Forest like that even though it was a dangerous place.
Shanan: That was awesome. But what really amazed me is that it was located on the planet Femushinmu. That was over 3 billion light-years away from home.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Me: It was a breathtaking but incredibly dangerous forest.
Fu: It sure was. But the plants were amazing.
Kouta: Yeah they sure were.
Nico: And we were able to prevent it from coming to Earth before any consequences happened.
Me: And blew up Yggdrasil Headquarters.
Nico: Yeah.
Kouta: That is for sure. I'm glad we did so.
Lola: But seeing the forest alone was amazing.
Lana: I'll say.
Nico: It sure was.
Me: And now Mai Takatsukasa and the Gaim team are part of the team altogether.
Kouta: That's right and it's great.
Nico: It sure is.
Me: Yep and it's also the very spot where we destroyed the Vengeful 6 for good.
Eli: No kidding.
Nico: How did you guys like my previous home?
Kouta: It was really amazing.
Qin: Brings back so many memories.
Fiona Hernandez: Those were really good times.
Lola: Boy I can tell they were great.
Varie: Yeah they sure were.
May: Nico's house in the Philippines was great.
Xenia: It sure was.
Venus: I thought it was awesome too.
Misty Tredwell: It sure was.
Nico: I'll never forget the good memories.
Qin: Yeah good times.
Nicole Hernandez: Those were so much fun.
Qin: Yep.
Me: I know. Also it's hard to imagine that we're almost done with the Ridonculous Race.
Eli: I know. This was awesome. And we had a lot of fun too.
Camie: We sure did.
Laney: Yeah. I'm glad the city was in good hands while we were away.
Nico: And we defeated all the Celebrity 5 as well.
Me: Including the 5 Foot Mystics.
Qin: That was awesome.
Me: Yep. Now we just have the Disk Wars Version of Loki to take care of. I hope we give that treacherous worm the Black Gates.
Qin: Me too. What he did to Asgard and everyone was unforgivable.
Laney: No kidding there.
Nico: I know but we agreed to give him to Odin for close and painful guard.
Me: Oh right.
Maria: Leslie, how did you first meet Nico?
Me: Oh right I wanted to know about that too.
Leslie Tiana: I met him at my family's creole restaurant and I made him an awesome feast and I was amazed with how he ate it all.
Me: Nico always has been known for eating a lot of food.
May: Yeah he is a Saiyan and they eat a lot.
Camie: Yep.
Leslie Tiana: That is true. Nico loved all my family's food.
Lana: That is so awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Master Goku, Vegeta and all our friends from Nico's home planet love to eat.
Nico: (LAUGHS) That is true.
Leslie Tiana: No kidding guys.
Maria: I hope you two get married in the future.
Nico: Well I'm always available on the market so we will.
We laughed!
Me: That is true.
Nico: Yeah.
They had a really good meal.
Me: Have a nice meal guys?
Nico: We sure did. Thank you and this was an awesome date.
Me: Glad you like it.
Nico: Leslie lets give J.D. his reward. (Chuckles Sinisterly)
Leslie Tiana: (Mischievous Smirk) You can count on that.
Me: (GULP) I am so dead.
Nico got out Ticklepuss' Ridewatch and Leslie took out Tickler's ridewatch and they activated them.
Me: Okay guys. I'm ready.
I put on a blindfold and put it over my eyes and I puffed a peppermint stick.
Nico and Leslie jumped me and tickled me all over.
Nico and Leslie: Coochie coochie coo!
Me: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY!)
Nico: Say uncle!
Me: (LAUGHS) UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE!
Nico: Louder!
Me: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE! STOP IT! I'M GONNA FART!
LOUD FART TOOT!
They stopped and Nico and Leslie gagged and coughed.
Me: Oops sorry.
Nico: Clearly, we've punished you enough.
Me: (Blushes) Sorry about that.
Nico: No worries.
Me: Maybe instead of tickling me you should make me eat chum.
Nico: Oh that would be a form of torture.
Camie: Don't give him any ideas.
Qin: Yeah that would be awful.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: No kidding.
Me: But I'm glad you guys had fun.
Nico: We sure did.
Me: Yeah.
Eli: Now for the fun part. (CONCENTRATES) (GASP) Oh man!
Me: What is it?
Eli: Swartz's creations are Another Clockwerk and Another Greiger!
We gasped!
Qin: Oh man!
Camie: Not good! But remind me who Clockwerk is?
Me: Sure. He's a mechanical Eurasian Eagle Owl that lived for over 12,000 years with the sole intention of wiping out the entirety of the Cooper Clan.
I went over his history.
Clockwerk is the main antagonist of the Sly Cooper franchise, serving as the main antagonist of Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus, the overarching antagonist of Sly 2: Band of Thieves, and a cameo character in Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time. He is a Eurasian eagle-owl who developed an intense hatred and jealousy of the Cooper Clan for their reputation as master thieves, replacing his entire body with advanced machinery and founding the Fiendish Five in the hopes to eradicate the Cooper line. He is the arch-nemesis of Sly Cooper and the entire Cooper Clan as a whole.
After his defeat at the hands of Sly, Clockwerk's body was rendered into pieces, which were then stolen by the KLAWW Gang and then put back together by Arpeggio to make himself immortal, only to be stolen by Neyla, who merged with Clockwerk's body herself and became Clock-La.
He was voiced by the late Kevin Blackton.
While his exact origin is completely unknown, it is certain that Clockwerk has lived for thousands of years, having replaced his real body with machinery, which was fueled by his hatred and envy of the Cooper Clan. For almost all of his life, Clockwerk hunted the Coopers, who were always one step ahead of him. Very few Coopers knew about Clockwerk; other than Sly and his father Conner, Henriette Cooper was the only Cooper known to have interacted with him. The few that knew of his existence wrote how his parts worked in the Thievius Raccoonus. Around Sly's birth, Clockwerk founded the Fiendish Five and led them in an attack on the currently living Coopers. He was responsible for the murder of Conner and his wife and the theft of the Thievius Raccoonus, which contained all the family's thieving secrets. Following this, he took off with a section of the Thievius Raccoonus and the rest of the Fiendish Five returned to their own endeavors with the pages of the Coopers' legacy in their possession.
At the time Sly gathered his own gang and began to target the members of the Fiendish Five, Clockwerk was a mysterious, aggressive and widely unknown member who was referred to only as the "last" member of the Fiendish Five by Bentley and Sly. He never convened with his cohorts; instead, he provided them with high tech hardware, including two hovercrafts commandeered by Sly, which Bentley identified as having a notably unique alloy that only originates from the Krakarov Volcano in Russia, where Clockwerk set up his base of operations. Sly began reviewing the pages he gathered from the Thievius Raccoonus, he started noticing a silhouetted bird in the background of pictures featuring his ancestors and connected them with the vague reports on the appearance of Clockwerk. Curious about what this could mean, Sly and his gang headed to the Krakarov Volcano to confront the fifth member of the Fiendish Five.
Based in the volcano, Clockwerk had built a giant death ray and tried to destroy the Cooper Gang with it as they tried to enter his headquarters. Sly, Bentley and Murray were able to pass through unharmed from the deadly weapon, due to Sly's use of a roof-mounted machine gun and continued through the facility despite Clockwerk also sending swarms of robo-falcons and fire slugs after them.
Devising another trap, Clockwerk had already captured Carmelita Fox and used her as bait to lure Sly into his gas chamber, where he planned to finish him off with poison. It was at this time that Clockwerk revealed himself through a televised screen and mocked the Cooper Clan for letting their emotions get the better of them since it has always been their downfall. However, Bentley hacked into Clockwerk's security system and managed to release both Sly and Carmelita from the gas chamber. Sly and Carmelita made a temporary truce and plotted to take down Clockwerk together, with Sly planning to use Carmelita's jetpack to battle him from the sky. In their advance, they destroyed Clockwerk's death ray, and Sly retrieved the jetpack and used it as he finally confronted Clockwerk face to face.
After retrieving Carmelita's jetpack from atop Clockwerk's death-ray before it sunk into the lava, Sly then finally confronted his parents' murderer face-to-face after so many years. The old bird stated how remarkable it was that Sly managed to escape his gas-champer as well as destroy his death-ray, just as his ancestors managed to foil him before. This statement allowed Sly to deduce that it truly was Clockwerk stalking his forefathers in the old photos in the Thievius Raccoonus and demanded to know exactly how old Clockwerk was, to which he replied, "perfection had no age". Sly asked if he was immortal, and Clockwerk explained that he has survived for centuries by feeding off his ages-long grudge against the Cooper Clan until he can finally eliminate them for good. The two exchanged a few words, and Sly learned of Clockwerk's past; replacing his entire body to outlive and annihilate the Cooper Clan in an attempt to eclipse their legendary thieving reputation. They engaged in an aerial battle, with Sly receiving support from Carmelita. Eventually, the pair defeated him and Clockwerk plummeted into the molten lava of the volcano. He then rose again, albeit damaged, and desired to finish off the raccoon. Sly questioned how Clockwerk could have been negligent of the fact that Conner Cooper had a son and wondered why he did not kill him after he murdered his family, to which Clockwerk revealed he left the young Sly alive to prove a point: without the Thievius Raccoonus, the Cooper line was nothing. However, Sly pointed out the flaw in his statement, saying that the Thievius Raccoonus did not make a great Cooper, but that a great Cooper made the Thievius Raccoonus. Clockwerk refused to acknowledge his chatter, determined to kill Sly like he had killed his father and claim the title as master thief solely for himself.
After engaging in one last battle, Sly shot Clockwerk down a second time, forcing him to plummet once again into the volcano lava. Because he refused to be destroyed, Clockwerk began activating his self-repair system to rejuvenate his heavily damaged form. While attempting this last-ditch effort, Sly traversed over to the archaic bird and destroyed his head. As Sly did so, however, Clockwerk attempted to torment his rival one last time and openly declared he was superior, and that Sly would never be rid of him before finally being put out of commission. The battered and destroyed parts floated in the lava and were left to rot when the gang departed. However, one of the eyes lit up with pure hate, showing that the evil owl was not yet finished for good.
The Clockwerk parts were recovered by INTERPOL following the battle and, after two years, were put on display in a museum in Cairo, Egypt. This museum began the "Clockwerk Restoration Project" in an attempt to put the bird back together. Sly and the gang, realizing the threat of such actions, decided to steal the parts to prevent a possible revival of Clockwerk.
However, a criminal organization known as the Klaww Gang stole the body parts and split them between each member to use for their own purposes before Sly and the gang could steal the parts themselves. The gang managed to take back most of the parts from the various Klaww Gang members during their travels; however, right when they had the chance to collect Clockwerk's talons, they were obliterated and imprisoned in the sawmill by Klaww Gang member Jean Bison. Bison and his men raided the Cooper Gang's safehouse and sold all of the Clockwerk parts (including the uncollected talons) to his associate Arpeggio.
Clockwerk's robotic body was eventually reassembled on Arpeggio's flying air fortress. Neyla, who had previously been an ally of Sly but then betrayed him, was in fact conspiring with Arpeggio and had been helping him gather the parts. Arpeggio was knowledgeable of Clockwerk and his secret of immortality through his consumption of hatred; he desired to become one with the ancient frame and be reborn with eternal life. However, before Arpeggio could merge with the parts, Neyla betrayed him as well and merged herself with Clockwerk's frame instead, dubbing herself as "Clock-La."
Sly witnessed this and, along with Bentley and Murray, tried to weaken her so they could finally finish off what remained of Clockwerk. Teaming up with Carmelita yet again to defeat the robotic bird, Sly battled Clock-La using a door-mounted machine gun on Carmelita's helicopter. After sustaining a large amount of damage, Clock-La destroyed the blimp and captured both Murray and Bentley, leading Sly on a dangerous chase through the skies over Paris. Sly landed on Clock-La's back and succeeded in damaging her and forcing her to land, which also released Bentley and Murray from her grip. During this skirmish, the revelation of Clockwerk's true source of power, the Hate Chip, was discovered and the gang came up with a plan to destroy it. With Murray's help, Bentley was able to enter the open beak of Clockwerk and remove the chip. But before he could exit, the beak suddenly snapped down on Bentley, crushing his legs. Murray picked up the paralyzed turtle and, with the Hate Chip in hand, the three left the area as Clock-La exploded. To their surprise, despite the explosion, the parts were still in perfect condition, as an effect of the Hate Chip still being fueled by Clockwerk's never-ending hatred for the Cooper Clan. Carmelita, having just arrived on the ground, stomped on the Hate Chip, causing the parts to immediately disintegrate and killing both Neyla and Clockwerk, ending his reign of terror on the Cooper Clan once and for all.
While Clockwerk was truly deceased, the ramifications of the Cooper Gang's final battle with him would haunt them forever, as Bentley would never walk again after being paralyzed by the bird's beak. Murray blamed himself for not being strong enough to save him and left the team, eventually coming onto the tutelage of a mystical Guru in the Australian outback. However, Bentley made up for his handicap by building a hi-tech wheelchair that would actually provided better maneuverability than his legs ever did. And when they met again in Venice, Bentley made it clear that he did not blame Murray in the slightest for his current condition, and thus Murray was able to heal from his shame and rejoin the team.
Clockwerk has been seen in many locations throughout time in Thieves in Time watching Sly. He first appears in Japan, watching Sly and Riochi from a building. He later appears in the Wild West, watching the battle between Tennessee Kid and Toothpick's soldiers. He returns again in the Ice Age, monitoring Bob and appears in Medieval times and ancient Arabia. Clockwerk also appears in Bentley's dream, where he confronts the things he fears.
In the present day, Sly finds Clockwerk's eye, which was not destroyed along with him, revealing that Clockwerk still exists and is not gone for good.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked and utterly horrified!
Zuria: He is pure evil incarnate!
Venus: That is horrible! He lived for 12,000 years fueled only by hatred and jealousy over the Cooper Clan's thieving reputation!? That is crazy!
Nico: It was.
Nico: Who's gonna face him?
Me: Lets have you give it a shot Nico.
Nico: Good idea. I've been wanting to have a crack at it.
But then we felt an incredibly and intensely powerful energy signal!
Me: WHOA! Feel that power guys?
Nico: That is amazing! I think it's the next gene-slammer.
Me: Whoever it is, this power is mind-boggling.
Camie: There's no way a Pokemon Gene-slammer can have a power that is as immensely powerful as this one.
Nico: We'll worry about it later!
Me: LOOK!
We saw a dark figure flying across the sky and it was a giant mechanical Eurasian Eagle Owl! It was ANOTHER CLOCKWERK!
Nico: Whoa!
Me: Another Clockwerk!
Xenia: Scary!
Nico: No kidding.
It landed in front of us. It was a dark version of the ancient enemy of the Cooper Clan!
Camie: (GULPS)
Nico: Um… who are you?
Another Clockwerk: (In a girls voice) (Russian Accent) I believe that J.D. knows who I am.
Me: (GASP) Anastasia Clockwerk!
She reverted back and was a girl with dark blue hair and had red demonic eyes and pitch black angel wings that had a malevolent dark blue aura around them and she had dark blue clothes.
Anastasia Clockwerk: Good to see you again J.D.
Me: You too Anastasia.
Nico: You know her?
Me: I sure do. Anastasia believe it or not is Clockwerk's daughter.
We gasped in utter shock!
Nico: WHOA MAN!
Eli: Clockwerk was your father!?
Anastasia Clockwerk: That's right. But I am nothing like my father. All my father did was hate and kill and I wanted nothing to do with him except become a master thief.
Me: That's good you are nothing like your so-called dad. But also like Clockwerk she lived for over 12,000 years.
All of us: WOW!
Nico: That's amazing.
Qin: Yeah!
Anastasia Clockwerk: It sure is.
Nico: And you're not usually big like him.
Anastasia Clockwerk: That's because unlike him I didn't sell out my body for soulless machinery and fueled myself with intense burning hatred. I fueled by power with love, kindness, good and friendship. I loved the Cooper Clan like they were my family.
Qin: You are the exact polar opposite of your father.
Anastasia Clockwerk: That's right.
Camie: That's incredible.
Lola: No kidding.
Brittney: Your father really had it out for the entirety of the Cooper Clan. For over 12,000 years he made it his sole intention to wipe out the entirety of the Cooper Clan so that he can reign supreme. He was fueled only with an intense burning hatred and incredibly powerful jealousy over the Cooper Clan. What he did makes him nothing short of pure evil incarnate.
Anastasia Clockwerk: I know. That monster is not my father. But he is still family to me.
Qin: Wow.
Nico: I'll be facing you.
Me: By the way is Another Greiger friendly or hostile?
Anastasia Clockwerk: Friendly and you will like this one J.D.
Me: I have a feeling this one will be interesting.
Nico: Yeah.
?: Let me help Nico.
Then an Arceus appeared!
Me: WHOA! An Arceus!
Nico: Wow!
Arceus: (In a girls voice) This will be fun.
Nico: Sonia Winston! Whoa!
Qin: Awesome!
Arceus: Good to see you again Nico. Lets get her.
Nico: With pleasure.
Anastasia turned into Another Clockwerk and she flew into the sky.
Arceus: Hop on.
Nico hopped onto her and she and Nico flew after her.
Nico: Let's do this shit!
Arceus: YEAH!
Another Clockwerk fired laser blasts and they dodged them.
Arceus and Nico fired a massive barrage of energy blasts and fire blasts all at Another Clockwork and blasted her all over and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
She was back to normal and I flew up and caught her and the Wonder Rider Book. It was called The Immortal Angel of The Owl and The Malevolent Owl Overlord of Hatred.
Me: Cool title.
I flew down and Varie healed her.
Anastasia Clockwerk: (Groans) What a headache.
Varie: You'll be alright.
Arceus and Nico landed.
Me: That was awesome!
Qin: Wow!
Nico: It sure was!
Arceus: That was great!
Nico: Let's prepare for the next one!
Me: You got it. We'll save the memory question for later.
Maria: Right.
Nico: Okay.
May: Here comes Another Greiger!
We saw a figure come out and it was ANOTHER GREIGER!
It was a dark version of him and it had an Indigo Fire Aura.
Nico: Whoa Another Greiger!
Me: This is gonna be good.
Another Greiger: (In a girls voice) (Peruvian Accent) It will be a good one J.D.
Me: (GASP) Luciana Juarez!
She reverted back and was a girl with dark blue hair and had dark blue angel wings and had dark blue and black clothes and she had the Killer Whale Nazca Line on her right arm.
Luciana Juarez: Good to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here señora Luciana.
Nico: You know her?
Me: Yep. Luciana comes from the same village that Greiger is from and she has amazing knowledge of the Nazca Lines.
Nico: Whoa!
Greiger: Pleasure to meet a fellow native of my village.
Luciana Juarez: Same to you señor Greiger.
Kaito: (gets out Denziman gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Battle Fever Gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Denzi Sword and Zocks got a Battle Fever Sword.
Luciana Juarez: Just to figure out the mystery of how the Nazca Lines got in Peru.
Me: Well that's still a huge mystery but we managed to figure it out. We found out that they are the seals of the Crimson Dragon. 10,000 years ago the Nazca Lines were formed when the Crimson Dragon battled the evil Red Nova and sealed him and his minions the Earthbound Immortals into the Nazca Desert in Peru and they formed into the Geoglyphs that we know today. The Nazca Lines.
Carly Atlas: It's true.
Misty Tredwell: It sure is and it's amazing that they were put there.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Me: The satellites found amazing geoglyphs there.
Camie: It's amazing how they got there.
Luciana Juarez: It sure is.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Luciana Juarez: No worries.
Sougo: (gets out Denziman Ridewatch) It's true.
Geiz: (gets out Battle Fever Ridewatch) J.D. told us about it.
Sougo got DenziRedArmor while Geiz got BattleJapanArmor.
Me: But the satellite images of the Nazca Lines are just absolutely amazing.
Luciana Juarez: I know. They sure are.
She turned into Another Greiger!
Nico: (gets out Greiger's Ridewatch) But here's a taste of their power firsthand!
Nico activated it and fired waves of indigo fire and blasted her down.
Nico: A pirates life for me! (ACTIVATES SINDBAD'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
Nico: Aye matey! (ACTIVATES CAPTAIN BRINEYBEARD'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired more energy waves and blasted her all over.
May: Time for this! (ACTIVATES CAPTAIN KID'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of golden eggs and blasted her all over.
Me: Golden as the sun!
May: And this too! (ACTIVATES SEA CAPTAIN (FELIX THE CAT) RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and smashed her all over.
May: Time for a huge flop! (ACTIVATES TOBIAS WHALE'S RIDEWATCH)
She grew in size and jumped and smashed her down with a huge bellyflop!
Me: OUCH!
May: And this one is sticky! (ACTIVATES TAR MONSTER'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of tar and stuck her to the ground.
May: This one will leave a song in your life. (ACTIVATES RAVESS' RIDEWATCH)
She got out a violin and played it and fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Me: Nice one!
Maria: Time for some sandy business! (ACTIVATES 1973 SAND BANBERA'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired sand blasts and smashed her down.
Maria: And this one will LIGHTEN you up! (ACTIVATES LIGHTMASTER'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired light blasts and blasted her down.
Then we felt thunderous footfalls and we saw Po Kong and her team! She had Shakedown, Stone Dragon, Monolith, Butterfly Absolute God Deboth and Haroud Hazi Bin!
Nico: Nice team, Po Kong!
Po Kong: Thanks Nico and I hope we go to a pancake planet next after this.
Nico: That would be awesome for Nora.
Xenia: Yeah it would!
Camie: Yep!
Kouta: Time for action! (ACTIVATES TOBIAS WHALE'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired waves of watermelons and smashed her down.
Nico: OH YEAH!
Maria: There have to be SOME Gene Slammers appearing next.
Me: Uhh Maria down look now but a shadow just pulled down your pants.
She saw that there was a shadow that did that!
Maria: (SCREAMS) OKAY WHO IS THE WISEASS!?
A Darkrai and a Cresselia appeared!
Me: Hey a Darkrai and a Cresselia!
Nico: COOL!
Cresselia: (In a girls voice) Now what have we told you about pantsing people!
Darkrai: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that.
Nico: Elisa Stallone and Luna Hikari!
Qin: Wow!
Darkrai: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Cresselia: Same here. We got this.
They fired beams of light and darkness and smashed down Another Greiger and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and I brought Luciana over.
Nico: I hope William didn't see that!
Me: He's not here.
Qin: Yeah.
Maria: Pull my pants down will you!? WHY I OUGHTA!
Nico: Easy Maria. Elisa has been known for having a very mischievous side to her.
Darkrai: Sorry about that.
Nico: It's okay.
Me: Oh god. I hope she isn't like how Luan was every April Fools.
Darkhai: Oh no way! I am not like how Nico's brother and Luan were on that time.
Me: Thank goodness!
Kouta: Yeah. Anyway what are your favorite memories of Nico?
Arceus: When I gave some of the girls in Middle School beautiful voluptuous bodies. I have omnipotent power.
Me: Whoa hubba hubba!
Qin: (LAUGHS) That was awesome.
Darkrai: When I pulled down the pants of the entire cheerleading squad and Nico snapped photos of it and posted it all over social media. Made them the laughingstock of high school.
Me: Geez! That is funny!
Lola: Nice!
Cresselia: And when me and Nico filled up an entire insane asylum with numerous bullies. I have this power called the Full Moon Madness Glare and I can make people go cuckoo bonkers just by glaring at them with the light of the full moon.
Qin: I saw that power in action and it was amazing.
Nico: That was awesome.
Me: Geez! That is amazing girls.
Arceus: Yep.
Me: Lets get you girls back to normal.
Darkhai: Okay but we're naked.
Me: Oh boy.
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and they were reverting back.
Nico kissed Darkrai as she was reverting back
Sonia was a girl with rainbow hair and had the kanji for god in the middle of her forehead and she had rainbow eyes. Elisa was a girl with pitch black hair and had the kanji for darkness in the middle of her forehead and she had purple eyes and Luna was a girl with yellow hair and had the kanji for moon in the middle of her forehead and had pink eyes. The fashion brigade moved in and gave them new clothes. Sonia had awesome yellow clothes, Elisa had midnight black clothes and Luna had pink clothes with a crescent moon on them.
Elisa Stallone: (GROANS) Geez that was rough.
Sonia Winston: (Groan) That hurt.
Luna Hikari: Yeah.
Me: But you're back to normal.
I showed them a mirror and they saw themselves.
Sonia Winston: Wow we look great!
Elisa Stallone: Boy we sure do.
Luna Hikari: This is amazing.
Elisa Stallone: But was I dreaming or was Nico kissing me?
Nico: It was no dream.
Nico hugged them.
Nico: I missed you girls.
Sonia Winston: We missed you too Nico.
Me: Aww.
SLAP!
Elisa Stallone: (YELPS)
Maria slapped her on her butt!
Maria: That was for pulling my pants down!
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Jessie Bannon, and Gabby Eunice are heading to London, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we got word that Leif and Jessica, the two cruel, trigger-happy, sadistic and psychotic vampires and old enemies of Alucard and Seras Victoria are on a rampage and have been ruthlessly killing innocent people without reason throughout the country.
Their victims are innocent families, and even worse, those two have been scrawling profane and desecrating words with the blood of the victims on the walls of their homes, and all for their desire to achieve immortality and invincibility. Those two-bit terrors are going to be put down once and for all, and we'll avenge the lives of the four families those two thrill-seeking assholes have killed, and it's going to attract the attention of Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingate Hellsing, head of The Hellsing Family and leader of The HELLSING Organization, and it'll lead to a reunion for Vince.
Lincoln: Ah, good old London, it's great to be here again, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we got word that Leif and Jessica, the two cruel, trigger-happy, sadistic and psychotic vampires and old enemies of Alucard and Seras Victoria are on a rampage and have been ruthlessly killing innocent people without reason throughout the country.
Nico: Those two are absolutely a bunch of sick and twisted vampires, killing innocent families all to achieve immortality and invincibility.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) They'd also done much worse, they'd been scrawling profane and desecrating words with the blood of the victims on the walls of their homes, this is something that we cannot forgive at all.
Just then, Vince, Carol, and their kids joined us, along with Alucard and Seras Victoria.
Vince: We dealt with those two long ago, and they were the sickest and most twisted vampires we'd ever come across.
Alucard: So, we're going to enjoy destroying them once again.
Sylvester: This'll be the last time, but I can't help but get the feeling we are going to run into another familiar face from Vince's past.
Lincoln: It's no surprise that the two vampires we're dealing with are among the enemies of Sir Integra, so we're bound to run into her soon, and I want to thank your team for joining us, Dante.
Dante: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Suddenly, we saw Elemental HERO Necroshade appear before us and with it are the six girls.
Nico: That's Elemental HERO Necroshade, wicked.
Jaden: And it's also another one of my Elemental HEROS that I've used in my duels.
Elemental HERO Necroshade: (Girl's voice) Oh, sorry about the scare, but I also got the girls away from those two trigger-happy undead assholes before they could start shooting.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Elizabeth Lioncourt, I knew that was you.
Suddenly, we heard a motorcycle engine, and we saw our targets: Leif and Jessica, and they were absolutely pissed Elizabeth got their next victims away.
Sylvester: Well, time to get to work.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death. Suddenly, Sylvester felt a sharp pain on his wider and more muscular back, and then, massive midnight black angel wings with white and blood red tips grew and sprouted out from his back, as his large and long black cape spread out as well.
Nico: Nice.
Lincoln: Time to give those two cheap little two-bit terrors the scare of their life.
Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes turned blood red and he created an illusion which startled those murderous immortality-seeking vampires, and then, they saw Lincoln.
Leif: (British Accent) You, you're fucking dead!
But, before Leif could try anything, Lincoln unholstered his Eater of Sins and fired which hit the motorcycle and sent them flying off.
Lincoln: Children without faith, if you had any control, you'd travel as fog or a bat.
Leif: (British Accent) Who the fuck are you?
Lincoln: You took away all those innocent lives, and not just because you're thirsty? Is it fun, huh?! Is that what it takes for filth like you to get off?!
Alucard: Those were the very same words I said to those two, and now to see that Lincoln's using those same words at them, now that's truly got my attention.
But, we knew the show was just getting started.
Leif: (British Accent) What's it to you?
Just then, Lincoln disappeared and reappeared right behind them.
Lincoln: You cheap little two-bit terrors, eternity's wasted on the likes of you.
Lincoln disappeared and reappeared again this time beside Leif.
Lincoln: Try as you might, immortality slips away.
Lincoln disappeared and reappeared again, this time right behind the murderous vampires.
Lincoln: And you remain with only your shame.
Leif was about to fire, but Lincoln grabbed the gun with his large right hand, and he crushed it. This absolutely frightened Jessica, and Leif was trying to maintain his composure, but we knew it's pointless: Lincoln's already got them now.
Leif: (British Accent) Christ, who is this fucking bastard?
Jessica: (British Accent) I don't like this.
Just then, the rest of us appeared.
Nico: (Smirks) And it's about to get fucking worse!
Sylvester: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Demonic Darkness Looney Tune Vampire Cat Angel and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Vampire Cat Death) And now, it's time to die!
Lincoln: Say goodbye to your chances of achieving immortality.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, search Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental search Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Dante and his team, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Leif and Jessica, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln and Alucard fired silver bullets into Leif, and when they hit him, he fell to the ground and exploded into dust, and Lincoln fired a blast of sunlight and it hit Jessica, and she was incinerated and turned to dust, and those two got The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That'll be the last time we ever run into such vile and twisted filth like those two.
?: I couldn't agree more.
Suddenly, we saw someone walking towards us, it was Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingate Hellsing, head of The Hellsing Family and leader of The HELLSING Organization.
Alucard: (Bows) Master.
Lincoln: Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingate Hellsing, head of The Hellsing Family and leader of The HELLSING Organization.
Sir Integra: Looks like Alucard has already told me much about Team Loud Phoenix Storm and of you, as well, Lincoln. It's a pleasure to meet you and all of you.
Me: Same here, Sir Integra, and say hello to an old friend from long ago.
Vince came out.
Sir Integra: Vince?
Vince: Hello, Sir Integra, it's been years.
Sir Integra: Indeed it has, and Alucard has kept me updated on you, you've been married to Carol for seven years now and you also have children.
Carol: That's correct, and he told us all of his past and that he was a member of The HELLSING Organization.
Nico: We were just as shocked, including J.D., and he'd known Vince for quite a long time.
Sir Integra: And what he said was indeed true, Vince is one of my top agents in the organization and that he also helped in bringing Millennium down, but what pissed me off was that they returned two years ago.
Lincoln: But, we got rid of them on my rescue on that day two years ago, and I sent their souls to The Black Gates a year ago, so we won't have any trouble from them ever.
Seras Victoria: Thank God we're rid of them.
Lincoln: You said it. (To Elizabeth Lioncourt) And it's so good to see you again, Elizabeth Lioncourt.
Elizabeth Lioncourt reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long blood red hair, blood red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and vampire fangs, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, she's dressed in a long blood red coat, long-sleeved white shirt, black pants, black knee-high high-heeled boots with black and grey butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with darkness, shadows, bats, creatures of the night, and dark angels on the coattails and on the back is Elemental HERO Necroshade, and holstered on her back is a massive Elemental HERO Necroshade-themed greatsword with embedded crimson red gems and Elemental HERO Necroshade etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blood red blade, large blood red phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with blood red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large blood red gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.
Elizabeth Lioncourt: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Elizabeth Lioncourt and he hugged her, and Elizabeth Lioncourt is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the white wolf ears on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you five since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Elizabeth Lioncourt: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal, and, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Elizabeth Lioncourt, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Necroshade, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and a member of The Elemental HEROS of Darkness.
Sir Integra: And another agent of The HELLSING Organization. So, that's why I've not seen her in a long time as well: Team Rocket Gene-Slammed her. Now, they've pissed me off.
Lincoln: It's okay, Sir Integra, we got rid of them and sent Giovanni and his goons, except for Jessie, James, and Meowth who got canned long ago to The Black Gates, but we're cleaning up the Gene-Slammer mess he and Kurota have caused.
Vince: Lincoln's right, Sir Integra. You can go on with her story, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Thanks, Vince. As I was saying, Elizabeth Lioncourt is also a member of The Lioncourt Clan, an ancient clan of powerful vampires from Transylvania who fought against armies of vampires, werewolves, demons, witches, and other ancient creatures since The Dark Ages, and she's also a very powerful immortal vampire with mastery over the darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Necromancy, The Dark Arts, Satanic Magic, and The Occult, and as pointed out, she's also one of the agents of The HELLSING Organization who fought alongside Alucard, Seras Victoria, and Vince in destroying Ghouls and evil freshly turned vampires, and she also played a very huge role in permanently destroying Millennium back in 1999, and they destroyed the deranged Major and his freakshow menagerie of Artificial Vampires, along with dealing with the traitor, Walter C. Dornez, former butler of The Hellsing Family now exposed as a Spy for Millennium who became a vampire thanks to the chip implanted in him by The Doctor, because of his hatred of Alucard that went back to 1944 and his obsessive fear of growing old and useless and to destroy Alucard caused him to expose his true colors on that day.
Alucard: She's also an old acquaintance of mine who also knew of my past life as Vlad Dracula, along with Seras, and Sir Integra.
Caitlin Ashleigh: And she and the other Elemental HEROS of Darkness also helped Buffy Summers and her friends in dealing with The Master and the other vampires and demonic creatures in Sunnydale, along with helping Angel and The Angel Investigations Agency in dealing with the vampires and evil demons and other evil beings of the supernatural who were causing havoc in Los Angeles. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were also deeply intrigued to find out she's a vampire and a member of the legendary Lioncourt Vampire Royal Family.
Monica Anniston: And unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire who've had to deal with parents who built their business empires through the theft of intellectual property and engaged in criminal activity and siblings who are thieves and heartless thugs and The Elemental HEROS of Water who had to deal with lying conniving workers who tried to extort them and ruin their names and reputations, along with Sergio, the mastermind behind some of the early extortion plots, and the heartless evil abusive greedy parents and heartless gold-digging evil ex-little sisters of the later extortion plots, Elizabeth and the rest of The Elemental HEROS of Darkness clashed with Lori, who tried to kill them and Lincoln many times over on her little rampages when Dark Lori takes over, but they've beaten her and she got grounded big time.
Sir Integra: And what did Lori try to do that had warranted this kind of action?
Elizabeth Lioncourt: That'll be revealed later on, Sir Integra, and you're not going to like hearing it. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something I also want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right, Elizabeth?
Elizabeth Lioncourt: How'd you guess what I was about to ask?
Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.
Elizabeth Lioncourt: I knew it, you marked them and fed on their blood, along with acquiring their powers as well, I knew that was coming since you'd done that more than once when he got brutally injured by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan more than once.
Sir Integra: What?
Lori: A few years ago, Lynn stabbed Lincoln when she went on a rampage and he was losing blood fast, we tied her up, and Adriana Ardelean Dracula gave Lincoln her blood, it healed him and saved him, and it also gave him all the strengths and powers of the vampires, but none of their weaknesses, and he also became a vampire.
Lincoln went up to Elizabeth Lioncourt, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Elizabeth Lioncourt You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Elizabeth Lioncourt's neck with blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Elizabeth Lioncourt: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Elizabeth Lioncourt.
Elizabeth Lioncourt had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Arche, Misaki, Risa, Yui, Mai, and Yuuna from Breed Island.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Arche, Misaki, Risa, Yui, Mai, and Yuuna from Breed Island.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Arche: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Arche and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from Leif and Jessica, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and white wolf ears on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive left pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted search Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, search Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony orange gem in the center in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger which also merged with his Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.
Arche: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Arche: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Arche, Misaki, Risa, Yui, Mai, and Yuuna with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The Flying Fortress, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villains we went after were Leif and Jessica, the two cruel, trigger-happy, sadistic and psychotic vampires and old enemies of Alucard and Seras Victoria are on a rampage and have been ruthlessly killing innocent people without reason throughout the country, and what made it worse was that their victims were innocent families, and even worse, they've also been scrawling profane and desecrating words with the blood of the victims on the walls of their homes, and all for their desire to achieve immortality and invincibility.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in giving those two psychotic and murderous excuses for vampires the beatdown of their undead lives and of Lincoln's reprimanding of them and him and Alucard finishing those two off for good, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln and Elizabeth Lioncourt have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and we also welcomed Sir Integra to the team.
Maria: That'll teach those bloodthirsty filthy excuses for vampires, and you really laid down the law on them, Lincoln.
Adriana Ardelean Dracula: (Romanian Accent) He sure did, he showed them they were just a bunch of cheap two-bit terrors unfit to be even considered true vampires.
Sir Integra: And to also find out he's an Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, they were indeed doomed from the start.
Lincoln: They sure were, and we welcome you to The Flying Fortress, Sir Integra. This is our aircraft fortress for The Ridonculous Race, and we're on our last day.
Nico: Yep, for the past eleven days, we've been completing challenges and dealing with villains and recruiting them into The Masters of Evil.
Sir Integra: And I've never believed any of that Team Buktu bullshit, when I found out from Alucard, I wanted to head down there myself and blow Scott's head off, along with Tim Buktu, Evil Sasuke, Evil Jimmy, and Justin Hammer, and for traumatizing Lincoln.
Lincoln: There's no need to worry, Sir Integra, I'm now free of my psychological trauma, and Scott's been given The Black Gates, along with Evil Sasuke, and Evil Jimmy was turned into a brainless drool monkey, and Tim Buktu and Justin Hammer were sent back to prison, and Albedo's a member of The Redemption Squad and Masters of Evil since he realized those pieces of dogshit were false heroes and tried to destroy us.
Elizabeth Lioncourt: I wanted Scott to pay for this, not only for what he did to Connie by killing her sister, Emily, but what he also did to you, Lincoln, I wanted to drain him dry of all his blood.
Me: His blood wouldn't taste good anyways.
Nico: Yeah, he hasn't heard of a bath.
Lincoln: But, here's a little something I've got for you.
Lincoln handed her a cold bag of blood, and she drank it.
Elizabeth Lioncourt: Mmm, this person had some fresh-squeezed orange juice and some cereal, nice.
After destroying Leif and Jessica and meeting and welcoming Sir Integra to the team, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Elizabeth Lioncourt saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Elizabeth Lioncourt: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Elizabeth, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Elizabeth Lioncourt: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Elizabeth Lioncourt: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Elizabeth, what's the story on how you took down Lori when that bitch Dark Lori took over her body and went on another violent rampage to kill you and Lincoln again?
Elizabeth Lioncourt: That's something I'll never forget. I make it no surprise that Caitlin was right, the only thing the other Elemental HEROS of Darkness and I had to deal with is Lori who tried to kill us and Lincoln many times over on her little rampages when that control freak bitch, Dark Lori, takes over, and we've beaten her down and she wound up getting grounded big time. Well, one night, Lincoln and I were at the Gotham Royal York Cemetery, and Lucy and her friends had finished up their meeting, and we were there to escort her and her friends home. But, then, we heard a loud and violent shriek in the air, and Lincoln had fired a blast of darkness at a nearby bush and it forced out one person I hoped never to see: Lori, the control freak of the Loud Family, she had red eyes of hatred and she was snarling like an angry demon, but even worse, she also had a knife in hand and tried to stab me and Lincoln with it. She always did this stunt: using blades and knives to try and stab us with them, but we were ready for her, I fired a dark mist which blinded Lori, and Lincoln summoned vampire bats which attacked her and Lori screamed like the banshee she was, and then, we sweep-kicked her onto the ground and we tied her up in dark energy ropes. We escorted Bertrand, Haiku, Persephone, Boris, and Dante home, and we dragged Lori back to The Loud House, and after we told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lori tried to do to me and Lincoln, Lori got grounded for fifteen weeks and she was put in a titanium cage and in a straitjacket.
Nico: This hadn't been the first time Lori tried to use knives and other sharp objects to stab her little brother when that bitch took over, and we also heard of how she tried to kill Lincoln by locking him up in his room and leaving him to die after she stabbed and slashed at him many times and chained him up.
Me: We were absolutely shocked and outraged that Dark Lori would do something like that, but Lincoln was saved from death, and Lori got her just desserts.
Elizabeth Lioncourt: We heard about all that from Selene as well, and many of us who hated Lori wanted her head mounted on a stake and her body thrown to the buzzards! But, we didn't want revenge to cloud our minds, we had to think of Lincoln and he wouldn't want Lori dead, because despite all the horrible things she tried to do to him, she's still his older sister.
Luna: That's Lincoln for you, he loves his family, but the one person who did this was Killjoy Huggins, Principal Huggins' Dark Side, he administered his Dark Side Serum into Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan when Lincoln was in Third Grade.
Leni: And it's not a surprise since he hated Lincoln and wanted to kill him or get him expelled and sent to prison. But not long ago, Lincoln and the others exacted brutal payback on him and sent him straight to The Black Gates.
Selene Arcangela: It was a long time coming, but Principal Huggins was absolutely traumatized that his Dark Side tried to do all that to Lincoln, and he was taking a break from being Principal.
Lincoln: He's got a long road to recovery after what that monster put him through.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Chirol, Lady Shiva (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Cheetah (DC Superhero 2015), Donna Ramon, Priscilla, and Mira are heading to Playa Punta Uva in Costa Rica. Plus, Callista Cthulhu is also coming, because we just found out from Lincoln that Dark Metphees is there.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Chirol, Lady Shiva (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Cheetah (DC Superhero 2015), Donna Ramon, Priscilla, and Mira were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Chirol, Lady Shiva (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Cheetah (DC Superhero 2015), Donna Ramon, Priscilla, and Mira had feelings for Lincoln, and he had the very same feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant, and we also got word that Dark Metphees is now out for our heads after seeing many of the other members of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah getting destroyed and sent to The Black Gates.
Chirol: Wow, so this is Playa Punta Uva, it's so beautiful.
Lincoln: I've never been here to Playa Punta Uva before, Chirol, but now that I see it, it's really beautiful. Plus, it's also perfect for our first date and we're coming back here to complete the final challenge.
Callista Cthulhu: And we're also going to destroy Dark Metphees before you and Cadenza destroy Ultimate King Ghidorah, and after we get rid of Dark Sebastian.
Lincoln, Chirol, Lady Shiva (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Cheetah (DC Superhero 2015), Donna Ramon, Priscilla, Mira, and Callista Cthulhu dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Chirol, Lady Shiva (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Cheetah (DC Superhero 2015), Donna Ramon, Priscilla, Mira, and Callista Cthulhu got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, but their date's about to be rudely interrupted.
?: I will make every last one of you pay for what you did in destroying our Lord Ghidorah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the ten smaller multi-colored orbs around his waist, and the large orange gems on his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe were glowing.
Lincoln: Great, I knew there was no mistaking that voice, don't you know when to quit, Dark Metphees.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Dark Metphees, the Dark Side of Metphees and leader of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah.
Callista Cthulhu: Right on time, Dark Metphees, and now, to destroy you once and for all.
Suddenly, Callista Cthulhu's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black and red energy aura with darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Great Old Ones, she unholstered her massive Cthulhu-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Dark Metphees, she left black and red energy, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Great Old Ones with every step.
Callista Cthulhu: I will never ever forgive you for what you and the rest of the Order have tried to do 20,000 years from now, Dark Metphees: wanting King Ghidorah to destroy our world and every last living thing on it, that's one thing I will never allow, and for that, I hope you're ready to be destroyed by the dark madness of Cthulhu for your crimes against mankind and the universe!
Suddenly, Callista Cthulhu was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and red energy with dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, and Eldritch Runes surrounding the vortex, there are the Great Old Ones flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blood red phoenix and above it is Cthulhu, The Sleeper of R'yleh, with red eyes glaring at Dark Metphees: the eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Callista Cthulhu emerged, but she was changed forever.
(END OF ALL HOPE BY NIGHTWISH PLAYS)
Callista Cthulhu grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long green hair, she has neon red eyes and a black and red energy aura with darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Great Old Ones surrounding her, she has the Sigil of Cthulhu emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blood red iris, she has on demon earrings with blood red gems for eyes, and holding the Dark, Satanic, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Cthulhu with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Satanic, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her green Cthulhu-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Callista Cthulhu has on a sleeveless black blouse, sleeveless black top, black skirt with the image of Cthulhu on it, black pants, black knee-high high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods on the coattails, and on the back is Cthulhu surrounded by darkness. Suddenly, Callista Cthulhu felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with green tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with red tips and red markings, Callista Cthulhu has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Callista Cthulhu's massive Cthulhu-themed greatsword and all of the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and red energy, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Great Old Ones, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Great Cthulhu's Cosmic Eternal Great Old One R'yleh Greatsword of Dark Great Old One Eldritch Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems, and Eldritch Runes and Cthulhu etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large green octopus heads and tentacles for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and blood red gems embedded on their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large green octopus heads and tentacles with red gems for eyes and large blood red gem on the bottom of the green octopus heads and tentacles for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Cthulhu's head with blood red gems for eyes and a large blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji below Cthulhu that said, "Callista Cthulhu, Incarnation of Cthulhu, Most Powerful of The Cthulhu Mythos Incarnations, Master of The Lovecraftian Curse Cthulhu's Dark Deep Sea Curse of R'yleh, Master of The Dark Omnipotent Powers of Cthulhu, Friend of Adriana Azathoth, Arabella Yog-Sothoth, Selena Shub-Niggurath, Adrienne Nyarlathotep, Helena Hastur, and Cadenza Cthugha, Master of Darkness, Black Magic, Dark Magic, and Satanic Magic, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and All of Lincoln's Despicable Enemies, Destroyer of Dark Metphees of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, and The Great Old Ones"
カリスタ・クトゥルフ、クトゥルフ の化身、クトゥルフ神話 の化身の中で最も強力、ラヴクラフトの呪い のマスター クトゥルフの暗い深海 ルリエの呪い、クトゥルフの闇の全能の力のマスター、の友達 アドリアナ・アザトース、アラベラ・ヨグ・ソトース、セレーナ・シュブ・ニグラス、エイドリアン・ニャルラトホテプ、ヘレナ・ハスター、および カデンツァ・クトゥガ、マスター・オブ・ダークネス、黒魔法、闇魔法、および サタニックマジック、愛の守護天使 および リンカーン・ラウド の将来の妻、ダークロリのスマッシャー、ダークリン、ダークローラ、ダークリサ、ダーク ルアン、そしてリンカーンの卑劣な敵のすべて、ホーリー ギドラの惑星の地球外秩序のダーク メトフィーの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、およびマスター オブ ダークネス、ダーク マジック、ブラック マジック、サタニック マジック、およびグレート・オールド・ワンズ
Callista Cthulhu has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CTHUHLU-DEMON-GREAT OLD ONE-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA GREAT OLD ONE MADNESS CTHULHU DEMONIC SATANIC GREAT OLD ONE ANGEL OF DIVINE GREAT OLD ONE MADNESS CTHULHU GREAT OLD ONE JUSTICE AND DIVINE GREAT OLD ONE MADNESS CTHULHU GREAT OLD ONE LOVE!
When Lincoln saw Callista Cthulhu and her Super Angel-Cthulhu-Demon-Great Old One-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Dark Metphees saw it, he fell into an infernal rage and he got out his blaster to blast her, but Callista Cthulhu fired a black and red energy blast, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Great Old Ones at Dark Metphees, which hit him and pushed him back and he was also hit hard by the darkness, but this really pissed him off now.
Callista Cthulhu: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Satanic Great Old One Cthulhu Angel and Divine Darkness Satanic Cthulhu Great Old One Love) Consider this a prelude to what's about to happen, Dark Metphees, a prelude to the end of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, because once we kill you, your lord's next to die, and we'll make absolutely sure he joins you all in Oblivion, now prepare to suffer the madness of Cthulhu!
Lincoln: Let's get him, Callista, this religious fanatic bastard's getting a one-way trip to Hell.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Callista Cthulhu.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Alright, you fanatical clod, it's time for you to pay for your crimes with your blood!
Callista Cthulhu and Lincoln went after Dark Metphees who's now gone even more full-blown ballistic, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and red energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Skeletons, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Dark Metphees and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now and driving him even more ballistic.
Suddenly, Dark Metphees took out the vial of red liquid with a drop of Ultimate King Ghidorah's blood, then he drank it. Suddenly, Dark Metphees began changing as massive wings like King Ghidorah's grew and sprouted out from his back, his skin was covered in gold scales, and he'd grown King Ghidorah's tails. Just then, we arrived to see the fight.
Me: Watch it, you guys, now Dark Metphees has transformed into his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form.
Dark Metphees fired a Gravity Lightning blast at Callista Cthulhu and Lincoln, who absorbed it and it made him stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You forget that I can absorb lightning, and that also includes Gravity Lightning, and that just cost you big time.
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which separated Dark Metphees from his King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster form, and then, Lincoln went at King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Dark Metphees and he stabbed him in his chest with the tip of one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails that turned into Cell's Stinger paralyzing him so he couldn't try to escape, and then, Lincoln began absorbing King Ghidorah Hybrid Monster Dark Metphees and assimilated his powers and abilities until nothing was left of it. Then, the stinger changed back and Lincoln retracted the tail.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, that was quite satisfying. Now, Callista, shall we destroy this monster by exposing him to Cthulhu's Dark Deep Sea Curse of R'yleh?
Callista Cthulhu: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Satanic Great Old One Cthulhu Angel and Divine Darkness Satanic Cthulhu Great Old One Love) Gladly, Linky.
Callista Cthulhu and Lincoln trapped Dark Metphees within a blood red pentagram that formed beneath his feet with the glyphs of The Outer Gods and Great Old Ones surrounding the pentagram, and they spoke in a dark forbidden language as they fired blasts of pure darkness with blood red Eldritch runes at Dark Metphees: Cthulhu's Dark Deep Sea Curse of R'yleh. Suddenly, Dark Metphees began to see the sunken city of R'yleh suddenly rise from the sea, and he was being driven mad. But, then, he saw the very creature emerge from the city itself: Cthulhu, The Priest of The Great Old Ones, The Great Dreamer, and The Sleeper of R'yleh himself, and he fell into eternal madness and his soul was dragged into the darkness of The Black Gates and erased forever, and his body was consumed by dark flames.
Nico: (Horrified) My God, was that...?!
Nicholette Torrington: Cthulhu's Dark Deep Sea Curse of R'yleh, I never thought any of us would have to see it again: another one of The Forbidden Lovecraftian Curses.
Bertha Sellington: Just hearing the dark language of The Cthulhu Mythos entities has the power to drive those who have no comprehension of them mad, but to see one of those entities, that's more than enough to send them into madness eternal.
We cheered as Callista Cthulhu and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Callista Cthulhu's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, and massive black angel wings are permanent, and she's back in her black two-piece bikini.
Callista Cthulhu: That's all the members of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah down, and now, only Ultimate King Ghidorah remains and he will be destroyed soon, thanks for helping me destroy Dark Metphees, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Callista.
Suddenly, Callista Cthulhu wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Callista Cthulhu's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Demons flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and darkness behind them along with Cthulhu and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Callista Cthulhu absorbed the darkness and they came back to us as the display and Cthulhu vanished.
Nico: Oh man, now that's what another cult fanatic has been put down. Awesome job out there, Lincoln and Callista.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico.
Me: And now, only Ultimate King Ghidorah remains. See you back at the Flying Fortress, guys.
We left as Lincoln, Chirol, Lady Shiva (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Cheetah (DC Superhero 2015), Donna Ramon, Priscilla, Mira, and Callista Cthulhu continued with their date, then Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Lincoln, Chirol, Lady Shiva (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Cheetah (DC Superhero 2015), Donna Ramon, Priscilla, Mira, and Callista Cthulhu, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Lincoln, Chirol, Lady Shiva (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Cheetah (DC Superhero 2015), Donna Ramon, Priscilla, Mira, and Callista Cthulhu placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The Flying Fortress and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Playa Punta Uva in Costa Rica, eh, Linky?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Chirol, Lady Shiva (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Cheetah (DC Superhero 2015), Donna Ramon, Priscilla, and Mira with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Chirol, Lady Shiva (DC Superhero Girls 2015), Cheetah (DC Superhero 2015), Donna Ramon, Priscilla, and Mira are now in your harem.
Eli: And you and Callista got rid of Dark Metphees, which means now, all that's left is Ultimate King Ghidorah.
Lincoln: And we're going to destroy him at Costa Rica after we finish our final challenge on this: the final day of The Ridonculous Race.
Sebastian Mendez: And we'll also get rid of Dark Sebastian, he knows this is his final day alive, and he still wants us dead, but we're through with his deranged madness, now he's going to die horribly.
Me: You said it.
Later it was time for Princess Cadance's 2nd Ambassador Mission.
Me: I hope we kick some massive villain butt.
Qin: Me too!
Xenia: Yeah!
William: Anyone else want to go with Cadance? Besides Cheese and Cupid?
Sunset Shimmer: Me and my friends will go with Twilight and Cadance and Flurry Heart.
Nico: All right then.
Me: This is gonna be awesome.
Camie: Go get them.
Me: With pleasure.
I opened the portal and we were off.
We arrived in New Townsville and it was as beautiful as ever.
Me: Wow. New Townsville is sure busy.
Sunset Shimmer: It sure is.
Fluttershy: I think it's so amazing.
Rarity: It sure is darlings.
Then we saw the girls fighting their version of Sedusa!
Me: Oh man that's Sedusa. But it's not like the Prime Universe version.
Nico: No kidding.
Cadance: Something about this version of Sedusa seems… off.
Me: Deadpool said that this version of Sedusa was made from when a girl named Annie undergoes intense emotional stress and when she puts on lipstick she turns into Sedusa.
Nico: Very unusual.
Cadance: I have a feeling this will be a tough one.
Me: Not for me. Here we go.
I fired a blast of light and it hit Sedusa Z and it separate Annie from Sedusa Z and they were separate beings!
Annie Z: (Groans) What happened? (Sees Sedusa Z) (GASP) YOU'RE THE MONSTER INSIDE ME!
Sedusa Z: So you are who I became.
Blossom Z: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Me: Looks like we got here just in time girls.
Cadance: Since we're in a good mood today, you get a 10 second head start.
Sedusa Z: Later!
ZOOM!
I teleported her to the M.O.E. HQ.
Me: That did it.
Annie hugged me.
Annie: Thank you so much for freeing me! You saved me.
Me: Aw it was no problem.
Blossom Z: How did you separate Annie from Sedusa?
Me: I have all sorts of incredible powers. But I have the power to separate evil sides from people.
Nico: Long story there.
Bubbles Z: That is amazing!
Buttercup Z: It sure is.
Cadance: Guys this is my archenemy Cupid.
Cupid: What's up girls. My name is Cupid and I'm the god of love.
Me: Cupid you might know as the personification of love and he comes on February 14th.
Buttercup Z: Awesome to meet you!
Bubbles Z: That is perfect for you Cadance. The Princess of Love VS The God of Love.
Cadance: That is cool and fitting.
Buttercup Z: Wait. How are you of all people a villain?
Me: He did associate with Cosmo's mother Mama Cosma to break apart Wanda and him as well as team up with the other 7 major holidays when Timmy wished for every day to be Christmas to try and take over.
Buttercup Z: Oh. Good point.
Me: Yeah. Oh these our friends from Equestria. You already met Twilight and Flurry Heart.
Sunset Shimmer: Awesome to meet you girls. I'm Sunset Shimmer, Princess of Forgiveness and the Fire Skylanders.
Applejack: I'm Applejack, Princess of Honesty and the Earth Skylanders.
Rarity: I'm Rarity, Princess of Generosity and the Water Skylanders.
Fluttershy: I'm Fluttershy, Princess of Kindness and the Life Skylanders.
Pinkie Pie: I'm Pinkie Pie, Princess of Laughter and the Tech Skylanders.
Rainbow Dash: I'm Rainbow Dash, Princess of Loyalty and the Air Skylanders.
Starlight Glimmer: I'm Starlight Glimmer, Princess of Empathy and the Undead Skylanders.
Princess Celestia: I'm Princess Celestia, Princess of the Sun and the Light Skylanders.
Princess Luna: I'm Princess Luna, Princess of The Night and the Dark Skylanders.
Trixie Lulamoon: I'm Trixie Lulamoon, Princess of Humility and Magic.
Vinyl Scratch: And I'm Vinyl Scratch, Princess of Music and the Rave.
Blossom Z: Wow it's an honor!
Bubbles Z: So many awesome princesses.
Nico: Yep.
Me: And as you know Twilight is the Princess of Friendship and the Magic Skylanders and Flurry Heart is the Princess of Light.
Flurry Heart: It's true.
Nico: Can we go check on the Professor before doing anything else?
Blossom Z: Sure. Jason is with him as well.
Me: Deadpool told us about Jason.
Nico: Lets go.
We went to the Professor's lab.
We arrived.
Nico: Hey, Professor. Just wanted to check up on you.
Professor Utonium Z: Oh, I'm fine. But thanks anyway.
Me: Good.
Cheese was trying to touch a nearby bunsen beaker.
Kenny: What are you doing, little guy?
Cheese: I use the thing! I use the thing!
Kenny: No. That's very sensitive equipment!
Me: Cheese drop it.
He did it.
Me: Sorry about that. This is Cheese. He's an imaginary friend. But he has a brain the size of an amoeba. He is a total idiot. He drives the most hated enemies we have cuckoo bonkers.
Eli: It's true. He makes a great annoyance tool.
Bubbles Z: That is funny.
Me: Yeah he sure is funny.
Jason came.
Nico: You must be Jason.
Jason: I sure am. Awesome to meet you Nico and Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's an honor.
Starlight Glimmer: Same to you Jason.
Jason: Is Annie okay?
Me: She is cured now. I cured her of her condition and rid her of Sedusa.
Jason: Thank goodness. I was so worried.
Me: Her Sedusa half is now in our frenemies in the Masters of Evil.
Rainbow Dash: That was awesome.
Blossom Z: How about we show you guys our school?
Me: Sure. I have a feeling some of the kids are not gonna be like the ones we know in the Prime Universe.
Nico: Yeah.
Twilight Sparkle: It'll be interesting to see.
We went to the school of the girls.
We arrived.
Me: Wow nice school.
Nico: It sure is.
Blossom Z: Yep it's an awesome school.
Ms. Keanne came.
Nico: You must be this world's version of Ms. Keanne.
Ms. Keanne Z: I sure am and it's an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Cadance: Same to you Ms. Keanne.
Me: Our prime universe version of you is a kindergarten teacher and she is really awesome.
I caught a paper ball that was coming at me to hit me in the head.
Me: I know that is you that threw it at me Mitch Mitchellson.
Mitch Mitchellson Z: Hey no fair.
Me: Nice try though.
Nico: Some things never change.
Eli: Nope. Even in this universe he is a bully.
Me: Yep.
Ms. Keanne: Is the Mitch in your world the same way?
Me: Yes he is.
Then in came Princess Morbucks Z and her sister Duchess.
Me: Wow just like in the prime universe Princess is filthy rich too.
Nico: Yep.
They came up to us.
Nico: You must be this world's Princess Morbucks. And this must be your sister Duchess.
Blossom Z: Um... what can we do for you both this time?
Princess Morbucks Z: Well, remember when you girls fought my sister and lost?
Buttercup Z: How can we forget?
Me: Deadpool told us about that. That was nuts.
Duchess: Well, I was thinking that maybe later, you girls can have a rematch against the two of us.
Bubbles Z: Without any cameras?
Duchess: Oh please. The only thing the press are interested in these days are those Renegades.
Me: News travels really fast about that doesn't it.
Duchess: It does. I heard so much about about all your adventures and they are amazing.
Me: We get that a lot.
Rarity: But your outfits are absolute magnifique.
Duchess: Thank you very much.
Princess Morbucks Z: But not right now. After school is over.
Me: Fair enough.
Princess Morbucks Z: By the way is the prime universe version of me worse than me?
Me: You have no idea. She is a monster.
I told her what she did and it was horrible!
Princess Morbucks Z: Oh my goodness! She is dangerous.
Me: Yeah no kidding there. Also Duchess if I may give you some advice.
Duchess: What is it?
Me: Your sister is really starting to get jealous of you and you need to start loving her like a normal big sister does. Princess is really hurting inside because she is fed up of living in your shadow and you need to give her all the love and support she needs. She is going down a dark path.
Duchess: Is that true Princess?
Princess Morbucks Z: Well, I swear I wouldn't have done what my counterpart did.
Me: We know you wouldn't.
Duchess: Oh sis. I had no idea you were hurting.
Princess Morbucks Z: I know. I was upset and jealous.
Me: At least you're starting to open up. But Princess, Duchess you need to realize a lot of things. Having all the money in the world NEVER brings you any happiness at all. Because there are many things that money can never buy. Like power, love, friendship and all that. Me and my friends and family may have all the money in the world but we don't let it go to our heads.
Duchess: You actually have a good point.
Me: I have known a lot about it for years.
Nico: It's true.
Eli: Yeah.
Princess Morbucks' kitty Sapphire came and nuzzled Rarity's leg.
Rarity: Oh is this your kitty Princess?
Princess Morbucks Z: Yes that's Sapphire.
Rarity picked her up.
Rarity: Oh she is an adorable cat. She reminds me so much of Opalescence.
Ms. Keanne Z: Excuse me. What are you-
Cheese: Chalk taste funny.
Me: That's Cheese. He's our idiot Imaginary Friend.
Blossom Z: Yeah he is an idiot.
I pulled out a box of Apple Juice and gave it to him.
Cheese: I like chocolate milk!
He drank it.
Eli: See?
Ms. Keanne Z: Oh yeah.
Nico fell asleep waiting for classes to end.
Rainbow Dash: Nico sure is a great napper like me.
Me: He sure is.
Nico: (Snoring) More Hi Dad Soup please.
Me: (Snickering)
Princess Morbucks Z: That's funny.
The bell rang.
RING!
Me: Class is done.
Nico was still asleep.
Me: Heavy sleeper. But I got this.
I pulled out an Air Horn and plugged my ears with my wings and then…
HOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNKKK!
I honked it right in Nico's face!
Nico: HUH!? WHAT!? WHAT!?
Me: The bell rang.
Princess Morbucks Z: NOW, we can fight!
Me: Lets head outside.
We went outside.
We were out in the courtyard of the school.
Cadance: Time for the Princess of Love to show you that love is greater than money.
Me: And that friendship and love is a force together.
I unsheathed my sword and concentrated and I went into My God of Friendship Form! I had glowing ethereal rainbow angel wings and I had amazing power!
Nico: WHOA! I forgot about that form!
Eli: Incredible!
Blossom Z: Wow! That is cool!
Nico: Yep.
Blossom Z: Our turn!
The girls transformed!
Blossom Z: BLOSSOM!
Bubbles Z: BUBBLES!
Buttercup Z: BUTTERCUP!
They transformed and were ready!
Rainbow Dash: Come on girls! It's HERO TIME!
Twilight and friends went into their Crystal Guardian Forms!
Nico: YEAH! (GOES SUPER SAIYAN 2)
Eli went Super Human 3!
Me: We're just full of surprises aren't we.
Princess Morbucks Z: You sure are! Wow!
Buttercup Z: This won't end like last time!
Me: Now that all of us are with them we turned the tide in our favor.
Duchess: We'll see about that.
Me: Yes we will.
Duchess and Princess SUMMONED A MASSIVE ARMY OF PUTTIES!
Me: Putties! Now we're talking!
Nico: But how!?
Princess Morbucks Z: The Z-Rays that I have in me give me the power to summon them.
Me: I like it.
Blossom Z and Duchess charged at each other.
Blossom punched her in the face and sent her crashing into a trash can.
I slashed numerous Putties and blasted them all over with my blaster!
Massive fiery explosions blasted off all over the place!
Twilight Sparkle: Try this on! (GETS OUT KAOS CORE MEDAL)
She activated it and fired waves of the 10 Elements and blasted the Putties all over and blew them apart in fiery explosions!
Sunset Shimmer fired waves of fire and blasted the Putties all over!
I fired Rainbow Blasts and blasted numerous Putties all over.
Nico blasted them all over.
Fluttershy fired numerous coconuts and bashed the Putties all over. Then she hit Duchess and bashed her all over.
Fluttershy giggled.
Eli: Taste this! (FIRES FORCE LIGHTNING)
He electrocuted Duchess and Princess all over.
Princess Morbucks Z was about to charge at Bubbles Z... when Cheese stood in front of her.
Cheese: I like cereal!
Me: Cheese!
Nico grabbed Cheese.
Rainbow Dash ran fast and bashed Princess Morbucks Z down.
Me: And here is something I invented.
I touched the ground and then a tree grew and entombed Duchess in it.
George of the Jungle was heard doing a Tarzan Yell and he came at the tree fast as a jet airplane.
Duchess: Uh oh.
Kids: GEORGE WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!
But then…
DEVASTATING KRASMASH!
Duchess was smashed out of the tree and she crashed onto the ground.
George: (Dazed) George not feel so good.
The tree cracked and then fell right on top of Princess and Duchess!
Me: TIMBER!
KRASMASH!
They were both smashed with it!
Nico: OOOHH! That is gonna leave a mark!
Eli: OUCH!
Nico: (gets out Steam Smythe and Greiger's Ridewatches) But so will this!
Nico activated them and fired waves of indigo fire gears and blasted them down.
Me: Yeah! Watch this girls. (ACTIVATES ROWDYRUFF BOYS RIDEWATCH)
I grew giant and grabbed Princess and Duchess and shoved them under my armpit and rubbed them under it.
LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN!
Me: Taste pits!
It put them down.
Nico: YUCK!
Buttercup Z charged at the both of them.
She then bashed their faces in with her hammer!
Me: Nice!
But then we saw a Shaymin.
Me: Hey a Shaymin.
I went and picked it up.
Me: Aren't you a cute little guy.
Nico: Aw.
Shaymin: (In a girls voice) I sure am cute like this.
Nico: Hillary Shayminia?! Whoa!
Me: Wow.
Shaymin: Let me have a shot.
Me: Uh oh.
She then glowed.
Me: Uh oh! DUCK AND COVER!
We ducked and covered and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
A massive explosion of energy blasted out and blew Princess Morbucks and Duchess into the wall!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: That was powerful!
Blossom Z: What was that?
Me: Shaymin's signature power, Seed Flare. It releases a massive explosion of energy that is as strong as an atomic bomb.
I went and picked her up again.
Me: That was amazing.
Nico: Is anyone else with you?
We heard a dragon screech and we saw GIRATINA!
Me: Whoa Giratina!
Eli: Cool!
It landed and roared.
Princess Morbucks Z: Uh oh.
Cupid: Feel the power of love!
He fired arrows and blasted Princess and Duchess all over.
Me: Ahh L'amore.
Giratina: (In a girls voice) (Australian Accent) You blokes are in a lot of trouble.
Nico: Shazza Riley! Wow!
Giratina: Crikey great to see you again Nico mate.
Nico: You too Shazza.
Me: Awesome.
Nico: Anyone else?
Shaymin: Nope.
Nico: This is everyone, right?
Shaymin: Yep.
Me: That means the last three of them that you said are back home.
Twilight Sparkle: Yep.
Me: Lets focus and revert them back later.
Nico: Okay.
We fired waves of energy and blasted down Princess and Duchess.
Nico threw a grenade at them.
Nico: Fire in the hole!
We ducked and then…
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
The explosion blasted down the remaining putties!
Bubbles entombed Princess and Duchess in bubbles.
I fired waves of rainbow energy and blasted them all over.
Rainbow Dash ran at them.
She smashed them both down with a powerful charge.
Nico: YEAH!
I fired waves of energy and blasted them down and Cadance blasted them both down.
Cadance: How do you like that?
Princess and Duchess were really hanging on.
Me: Time for the elements of harmony to cleanse you.
I held up my sword and the princesses of Equestria fired beams of rainbows and I fired a rainbow helix blast and it hit Princess and Duchess and it completely destroyed the Black Z-Rays inside them and purified them!
They were down and exhausted!
Nico: WHOA!
Eli: What power!
Nico: That solves that.
Me: The Elements of Harmony are the answer to curing people of the black Z-Rays.
Nico: They sure are.
Eli: Yep.
Shaymin: That was so awesome though.
Giratina: It sure was mates.
Blossom Z: What do we do with Princess and Duchess?
Me: We'll have them put into the M.O.E. Just another awesome way to rub in the face of the prime universe version of the Princess Morbucks in the Limburger Cheese mines.
Nico: I like it.
Me: Good.
Nico: They're probably exhausted.
Me: They'll need a lot of rest.
Cadance: I agree there.
I teleported them both it the M.O.E.
Blossom Z: That was awesome!
Nico: It sure was.
Me: How did you girls like the demonstration of the power of the Elements of Harmony?
Bubbles Z: That was amazing!
Buttercup Z: They are immensely powerful.
Me: They sure are. Turns out the power of light, love, friendship and the force of good is much stronger than the Black Z-Rays.
Nico: It sure is.
Shaymin: That was amazing!
Me: It was.
Blossom Z: What are your favorite memories of Nico?
Me: You're starting to catch on.
Shaymin: Yeah. Mine is when me and Nico were in gardening class and I discovered that I have the power to grow plants through touching the ground. I have plant powers.
Me: Cool!
Giratina: That was amazing mates. My favorite is when me and Nico were on Ayer's Rock and I showed Nico my power. I have the power to show into different dimensions.
Me: That is cool!
Eli: Wow!
Nico: She showed me a completely whole new alien planet.
Me: That is amazing!
Shaymin: Yeah.
Me: Lets revert you girls back.
Shaymin: Okay but we're naked.
Me: Uh oh.
Nico: No peaking boys.
Me: Or my Daughter Nicole is going to come and kill you.
Blossom Z: Why?
Me: She HATES PERVERTS with every single fiber of her being.
Blossom Z: Oh boy.
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes and Rarity called in the rest of the fashion brigade. I snapped my fingers and they were reverting back.
Nico kissed Shaymin as she was reverting back.
Hillary Shayminia Was a girl with green hair and had pink eyes and had the kanji for Flower emblazoned in the middle of her forehead and she had pink butterfly wings. Shazza had purple hair and had red eyes and had the kanji of Dimension in the middle of her forehead.
The fashion brigade gave them amazing new clothes. Hillary had green and pink clothes and Shazza had purple and red clothes.
Hillary Shayminia: (GROAN) That was rough.
Shazza Riley: Crikey! I feel like I got hit by a bullet train driven by kangaroos!
Nico: You'll feel like that.
Me: But you're back to normal.
I showed them a mirror and they saw that they were back to normal.
Hillary Shayminia: Wow! I look amazing.
Shazza Riley: These clothes are great mates.
Nico: They sure are.
Nico hugged them both.
Nico: I missed you both.
Hillary Shayminia: We missed you too Nico.
Me: Cadance you and Twilight and everyone did great.
Cadance: Thanks J.D.
Me: That was so awesome.
We later came back.
May: Hey guys! How did it go?
Me: Really epic!
We told everyone everything.
Qin: WHOA! That is awesome!
Xenia: No kidding! That was awesome!
May: Next time, Animorphs Jake and Kameo should come with you.
Me: Good idea!
Laney: Yeah!
Me: I agree.
Later we were watching TV and Mira came in and noticed apples on the floor.
Mira Clay: Who left these apples here?
Me: Not me. I don't even know how they got there.
Qin: Those weren't there before.
Mira Clay: Hmm.
LOUD FART!
Me: Uch! Nico!
Nico: It wasn't me!
We washed them off and ate them.
Me: (Eating) Mmm!
Jared: (Eating) Good apples.
Kairi: These are tasty though.
Applejack came in clutching her stomach and it was grumbling.
Me: Are you all right Applejack?
Applejack: I have a really nasty case of gas.
LOUD FART!
We saw her fart out apples!
Me: You fart apples!? What the!?
Skullcruncher: This was actually expected.
Lana: I'll say.
LOUD FART!
Applejack: Sorry.
Me: I have an idea.
I opened a portal and had Applejack fire apples through it and they hit the jerks.
She was bashing them all over the place.
Qin: Nice shooting.
Warpath: Don't we get apples too?
Me: We have lots of them.
We saw a massive pile of them made by Applejack earlier.
Warpath: Oh nevermind then.
Xenia: That was awesome though.
Camie: Yeah.
LOUD RAPID FARTS!
Nico: Geez!
Manaphy got an apple.
She ate it.
Manaphy: Yummy!
Me: Awesome.
Someone then handed Manaphy another apple.
Manaphy: Oh thank you.
?: No problem.
But then she saw another Manaphy with her!
Manaphy: Whoa! Another Me!
Manaphy 2: (In a girls voice) A gene-slammer for you.
Nico: Sunny Marina!? Whoa!
Manaphy 2: Awesome to see you again Nico. It's not just me though.
A Heatran and Victini came in.
Me: A Heatran and Victini too!? Wow!
Heatran: (In a girls voice) (French Accent) Oui zis is a great form for me.
Victini: (In a girls voice) (German Accent) Oh ja ja und it's a great form for me too.
Nico: Jacqueline Francois and Heidi Brad Wurst!
Qin: Cool!
Manaphy: (to Manaphy 2) Manaphy. Mana. Mana.
Manaphy 2: I understand you just fine Manaphy.
Me: Boy this is amazing though.
May: (LAUGHS) It sure is.
Manaphy: Oh, and Poromon is MY boyfriend! MINE!
May: Manaphy calm down.
Manaphy 2: Yeah also I don't have any interest in making Poromon my boyfriend.
Manaphy: Good.
May: What are your favorite memories of Nico?
Manaphy: When me and Nico were over in Jamaica and we found an awesome pirate treasure.
Heatran: Ah mon cheri my favorite is when me and Nico went and had a crepe eating contest and he won.
Me: Love crepes.
Victini: Ja und my favorite is when me and Nico made amazing Germany clocks in my family's clock shop.
Nico: Good times.
Me: Lets revert you girls back.
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and they were reverting back.
Nico kissed Manaphy 2 as she was reverting back.
Sunny Marina was a girl with aqua blue hair and had blue eyes and had the kanji for Sea in the middle of her forehead. Jacqueline was a girl that had orange hair and had red eyes and had the kanji for fire emblazoned in the middle of her forehead. Heidi had blond hair and had orange eyes and had the kanji for pride in the middle of her forehead.
The fashion brigade moved in and gave Sunny aqua blue clothes, Jacqueline had orange and red clothes and Heidi had red and yellow clothes.
Heidi Brad Wurst: Mein gott that hurt.
Jacqueline: Sacre bleu that hurt.
Sunny Marina: It sure did.
Me: But you are back to normal.
I showed them a mirror and they looked great.
Sunny Marina: Wow! I look awesome.
Me: You sure do.
Nico hugged them.
Nico: I really missed you girls.
Sunny Marina: We did too Nico.
Qin: That was awesome.
Wind Man: Man, those apples were tasty!
LOUD FART!
Applejack: Sorry. Yeah they sure were.
Me: I hope you haven't had beans for lunch.
Applejack: Nope.
The previous group came.
Ghost: Can me, Firefly, Plastique, Whiteout, Gearhead, Molten Man, Trickster, Loki, Cad Bane, and Vortex go with you guys?
LOUD FART!
Applejack: Sorry. Had prune juice.
Nico: Oh boy. And yes you guys all can come with us.
Qin: Costa Rica is next for the final stop.
Lola: Awesome.
Slugslinger: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Serperior, Emboar and Samurott next.
Me: Cool! The three starter Pokemon of the Unova region.
Qin: Nice!
Nico: Yep.
Suddenly, the alarm went off and Lincoln checked the computer, and he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was Dark Sebastian, the murderous and bloodthirsty Dark Side, and he's here in Costa Rica and is causing havoc.
Lincoln: Gotcha, you murderous bloodthirsty psycho.
Me: Was that...Dark Sebastian?
Lincoln: Yep, he's in Costa Rica.
Nico: I knew we'd catch up to him.
Sebastian Mendez: Yes, and it'll soon be his final resting place.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Ultimate King Ghidorah, and now, he was out for destruction and chaos. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Ultimate King Ghidorah on the move?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and now, he's on the warpath causing chaos and destruction.
Nico: Just as we expected, but you and Cadenza are more than ready for for that monster, right, Lincoln?
Cadenza Cthugha: We sure are, and with every last one of the members of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah finally dead and in The Black Gates once and for all, now all that's left is to destroy their so-called "God" and send him straight to The Black Gates forever, and we'll finally be rid of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah once and for all.
Lincoln: You said it, Cadenza.
Nico: The ultimate battle to save the world from Ultimate King Ghidorah is finally on, and we'll make sure this monster pays dearly for every last planet he's destroyed, along with all the lives that were taken by him. Alright, gang, our final stop's in Costa Rica, and our final challenge.
Lincoln: And waiting for us there is another villain we're going to stop, and we're also going to destroy Dark Sebastian once and for all and send him straight to Hell for good, and once we get done with the challenge along with defeating the villain waiting for us there and destroying Dark Sebastian, you better be ready to die, Ultimate King Ghidorah.
Cadenza Cthugha: You better be ready to die for everything that you'd done in 20,000 years hence, Ultimate King Ghidorah, because you will feel the wrath of Cthugha.
Plastique: The last challenge. Let's make it one to remember!
Me: Lets do it!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Get ready Disk Wars Loki, (EYES GLOW RED) You are in for a world of hurt!
Sakura Knudson: (Eyes Glow Neon Pink) That is for sure! And it's going to be painful!
Me: You have your own justice glare sis!
Sakura Knudson: Yep I sure do.
Takinom: I hope we see a king swallowtail.
Me: Many more creatures than that.
The Flying Fortress arrived at Costa Rica.
Nico: Ah, Costa Rica, the sand and sun and tropical surf.
Me: And many more creatures and awesome food.
Lincoln: Not only is this where we're going to complete the final challenge of The Ridonculous Race, but we're going to destroy Ultimate King Ghidorah, and deal the final death blow to The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, along with destroying Dark Sebastian once and for all.
Me: You said it.
Suddenly, we heard a roar of pure insanity and we saw a dark shadow mist heading right for us, and we saw it land and it transformed into the very creature who's been a major headache to the toons of Acme Acres and the Z-Fighters: Dark Sebastian, the malevolent Dark Side of our newest member, Sebastian Mendez.
Sebastian Mendez: I knew we'd finally run into you here, Lincoln told me that he and the others ran you out of Kamurocho when you tried to kill Ichiban Kasuga and his friends and that you allied with Ryo Aoki, but was known by another name in the past: Masato Arakawa. I said we would finally be rid of you once and for all, Dark Sebastian, and we'll make sure of that.
Dark Sebastian: I will destroy all of you if it's the last thing I ever do! I don't care about helping Ultimate King Ghidorah or those other fools, I will be the one to destroy you all along with all mankind and all life on Earth and the universes beyond. I WILL SUBJECT ALL OF YOU TO AN ETERNITY OF PAIN AND SUFFERING! (LAUGHING DERANGEDLY)
Me: You're fucking insane!
Dark Sebastian got out his bloodstained Chinese curved scimitar, but then, suddenly, we felt the air grow cold with overwhelming darkness and we saw a black and red aura of pure darkness surround Sebastian, and we saw his red eyes glow even more, and we knew it wasn't going to end well at all, and he had a malevolent grin on his face.
Sebastian Mendez: You have such disgusting tastes as always, pain and destruction were the only two things that were on your one-track mind and you saw it as your pleasure. If pain and suffering are your pleasure, then I shall grant your wish.
Then, Sebastian took to the air.
Sebastian Mendez: I'll send you to a world where all you will know is pain and suffering eternal! And now, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DIE! (LAUGHING MALEVOLENTLY)
Sebastian and Dark Sebastian charged at each other, and they clashed with their large curved Chinese broadswords and laughing like truly evil monsters, and Sebastian fired blasts of darkness and shadows at Dark Sebastian which hit him.
Lincoln: Whoa!
Me: I had no idea of the level of darkness coming from Sebastian, and he really hates Dark Sebastian because of what that lunatic caused in him.
Nico: Yeah.
The two of them fought with demonic fury within their hearts, but then, Sebastian slashed at Dark Sebastian's stomach leaving a really gaping scar and blood came gushing out.
Dark Sebastian: Why...you!
Dark Sebastian kicked Sebastian away and charged at us, and he was laughing insanely and tried to kill us, but Lincoln grabbed him by the neck with one of his massive and long white wolf tails and threw him away. But, before he could attack us again, Sebastian charged at him and he slashed off Dark Sebastian's head killing him for good, and he was dead.
Lincoln: He did it, Dark Sebastian's finally gone.
Lincoln banished Dark Sebastian to The Black Gates forever.
Nico: Now, that we've got one monster out of the way forever.
Sebastian Mendez: Only one monster remains.
Me: That was awesome!
Qin: YEAH!
Me: Now for the challenge.
Molten Man: Good ol Costa Rica.
Me: Yep. And there's the most active volcano here. Mount Arenal.
Nicole: That's right.
We saw it erupting like Kilauea.
Nico: Wow!
Qin: Beautiful.
Miku Yuuki: So awesome and beautiful to see.
RD Lori: (to Molten Man) I bet that was literally hot like you.
Molten Man: (LAUGHS) That is funny but yes it is.
Qin: Good one.
Me: Yeah.
Eli: That was funny.
Loki: Oh, and Disk Wars Loki shouldn't be confused with me.
Me: I was just about to say that. He may share your name but he is from the Disk Wars world and he is still nothing but trouble.
Xenia: I agree there.
Me: I wish we could just give him the Black Gates instead of locking him in a disk.
Nico: I know.
Marvel Loki: (British Accent) While you all are having the usual battles, leave him to me.
Jean Bison: Any reason why?
Marvel Loki: It takes a God of Mischief to defeat another God of Mischief.
Me: Very fitting.
Nico: Leave him to me too. I want to do what the Hulk did to him in the Avengers movie.
Qin: That was epic.
Xenia: It sure was.
Camie: It sure was.
Kameo: I agree there.
Vortex: Besides, someone needs to make sure the right Loki is being taken down.
Me: With my magic that will be no problem.
Qin: Good.
I chanted an incantation and our Loki had a red aura around him to mark for ours. The Disk Wars Version of him will be marked with a black aura.
Nico: Awesome.
Camie: That is clever and genius.
Akira: Me and my team will face him too.
Disk Wars Iron Man: Loki from our world is our responsibility. No way you're leaving us out.
Alucard: Wasn't planning on it.
Me: This is gonna be epic.
Qin: It sure will.
Laney: I agree.
Me: And I have a funny way to draw him out.
Nico: What is it?
Me: Watch. (TAKES A DEEP BREATH) (YELLS) HEY LOKI! YOUR MOTHER IS A FUCKING WHORE!
Disk Wars Loki: (INFURIATED ROAR)
The roar came from a clearing located 25 klicks to the west.
Cad Bane: (to Marvel Loki) We mean no offense to YOUR mother, of course.
Marvel Loki: None taken. But that was clever.
Qin: It sure was.
Lola: Lets go kick some butt.
Megamind: (smiles) Hard to believe the Ridonculous Race is almost over, huh?
Me: I know.
Qin: This was so much fun.
George: George had tons of fun.
Camie: We all sure did.
Laney: You got that right.
Varie: Yeah.
Trickster: It seemed like yesterday that we started this whole race.
Me: I know.
Eli: That was so much fun.
Qin: Yeah. All of the race was fun.
Lola: It sure was.
Xenia: Yep.
Varie: So much fun.
Anastasia Clockwerk: Yeah it sure was comrades.
RD Lynn: I definitely liked the Madagascar one.
Me: Every country we went to was fun.
Alex the Lion: It always is.
Camie: Yep.
Nico: That is for sure. But we're wasting time guys. Lets go after Loki.
We were off.
Gearhead: Any vehicles I can use around here?
Nico: I don't think palm trees or anything here would do you any good.
Gearhead: You're right on that.
Camie: Yeah.
We saw the clearing and we saw DISK WARS LOKI!
Nico: Target sighted.
RD Lucy: Let's call Odin first. That way, he can pick Disk Wars Loki up after we put him into a disk.
Me: Good idea.
We did so.
Odin came.
Odin: I am here everyone.
Me: Good Lord Odin.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Whiteout: Thanks for coming on this last challenge.
Odin: My pleasure everyone.
Thor: Father we're going to need all the help we can get to bring him down.
Odin: I agree there. But we're all ready for him.
Laney: We sure are.
Me: This will be good.
Nico: Entrance time!
We went at him.
Disk Wars Loki was wandering around and then the spirits of the Avengers and the Marvel heroes and villains came and they swirled around him and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
There was a massive explosion of fire and energy and then a phoenix cry was heard and fireballs rained down and blasted Disk Wars Loki all over and smashed him down.
We came out and landed.
RD Clyde: That's it? Our entrance was enough to defeat you? I expected more.
Unknown to RD Clyde, the real Disk Wars Loki was sneaking up behind him. The clone Disk Wars Loki smirked before vanishing. But just before Disk Wars Loki could strike RD Clyde, Marvel Loki blocked him.
Disk Wars Loki: What?! You're me!
Marvel Loki: No. We might be the same person. But we're not on the same side.
I punched Disk Wars Loki and smashed him into the ground.
He teleported behind me and I turned and punched him on his face and smashed him down and Nick kicked him in his face and sent him crashing into a rock.
Disk Wars Loki: You're siding with Thor?! Then you're a fool!
Marvel Loki: No. I was a fool for betraying my own family in the first place. Unlike you, I've learned from my mistakes.
Firefly: Yeah, you tell him!
Me: And that makes you a fool!
Disk Wars Loki growled!
Me: Yeah!
I teleported and kicked him in the face and smashed him all over and then threw him left and right and smashed him all over the ground.
Then Puff, Wrecking Crew, Seadramon, Fireor, Count Nocturne, Oculous, Stonedozer, Whirlin, Iceage, and Magma appeared.
Nico: Puff, Wrecking Crew, Seadramon, Fireor, Count Nocturne, Oculous, Stonedozer, Whirlin, Iceage, and Magma.
Piledriver: Good thing there are no Disk Wars versions of me and my team here.
Puff: You said it.
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Bulldozer: This is the last challenge.
Seadramon: Let's give the folks back home a show to remember.
Me: You can count on that.
Fireor: (to Nico) We heard you went on a date.
Nico: I sure did.
Count Nocturne: Who was it with?
Nico: Leslie Tiana.
Count Nocturne: Awesome.
King Sphinx came out.
Me: King Sphinx. Back for another round I see.
King Sphinx: Yep.
Me: Cool cool.
King Sphinx: After everything, you guys should take a picture.
Me: Good idea.
Qin: I agree there.
Lola: Yeah.
We got the battles underway.
Lynn Sr., Hina, Anita Jóhannsson, Nathalia Chelyabinsk, Kora Lexxington, Camila Parker, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Wind Man and Yamato Man VS Puff, Stink Bug, Ms. Allure, Quartzion the Crystal Queen, Cheese Crocker, and Countess Dracula - Nico's rescue was a date
Puff was first.
Puff: (to Lynn Sr) Nico's rescue was a date. Who was said date for?
Lynn Sr.: It was for Leslie Tiana the Crawdaunt Gene-slammer and I made an awesome New Orleans Style buffet for them.
Hina: All the food they had was awesome and tasty.
Anita Jóhannsson: (Icelandic Accent) It sure was delicious and awesome.
Nathalia Chelyabinsk: (Russian Accent) It sure was and they had their date on the newly terraformed planet Venus.
Kora Lexxington: That was an amazing place to have an awesome date.
Camila Parker: It sure was.
Fluttershy: It was absolutely magical.
Tornado Bolt: It sure was and everyone had fun.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja it was a really amazing place for them.
Stealth Elf: It sure was awesome.
Puff: Wow! I'm glad they had so much fun there. Lets do it!
Lynn Sr. and his group used fusions for Critias and the Paleozoic Trap Monsters and they formed into awesome new dragons and they used the rider cards for their archenemies and they formed new weapons and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.
Lok Lambert, Mia Addison, Luigi, Mario, Daisy, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Slugslinger and Triggerhappy VS Wrecking Crew, Bulldozer Org, Breacher, Jackster, Puffin, and Duck Kong - Battling Another Clockwerk and Another Greiger
Wrecking Crew was next.
Wrecker: (to Lok) Nico, Boris' team, Greiger's team, and the others did good Battling Another Clockwerk.
Thunderball: Don't forget Another Greiger as well.
Lok: Boy they sure did and you wouldn't believe who the Another Clockwerk was. She was Anastasia Clockwerk and she is the daughter of Clockwerk. Like her father she lived for over 12,000 years. But instead of being fueled by hatred and jealousy it was the exact opposite.
Mia Addison: Yeah she was fueled by love and good.
Luigi: (Italian Accent) It's really amazing.
Mario: (Italian Accent) It-a sure was.
Daisy: Yeah it was incredible that she was able to live for so long like that.
Twilight Sparkle: That was really amazing to hear about.
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah she is the complete polar opposite of her evil father.
Bulldozer: Wow! How did Sly and the Cooper Gang react to her being the daughter of their public enemy number 1?
Spyro: They were really shocked at first but after we told them what she was like they grew to trust her completely.
Piledriver: That is amazing!
Wrecker: Boy no kidding! After everything her evil father did she is never going to try and follow in her fathers evil shadow. Lets do it!
Lok and his group used fusions for Timaeus and the Blue-Eyes White Dragon Monsters and they formed into new dragons and they used rider cards for their archenemies and they fired waves of light and magic and smashed them down.
Wheeler (Captain Planet), Arienne Glenis Maple, Ma-Ti, Melanie Neugog, Sailor Vegeta, Lacus Clyne, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Chaor and Takinom VS Fireor, Ted Carson Firefly, Hate Master, Incentas, Universe 666 Syn Shenron, and Water Hoser - Lincoln's Rescue
Fireor was next.
Fireor: (to Wheeler) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in London. How was it?
Wheeler: It was really awesome and we were there to take down Leif and Jessica, the two cruel, trigger-happy, sadistic and psychotic vampires and old enemies of Alucard and Seras Victoria.
Arienne: Yeah that was crazy and scary! But it was awesome too.
Ma-Ti: It sure was and we made them pay big time.
Melanie Neugog: You got that right. It was amazing.
Sailor Vegeta: Yeah that was awesome.
Lacus Clyne: And we sent those bozos right to the Black gates.
Sunset Shimmer: Thank goodness we did.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) That was amazing.
Sunburn: It sure was.
Fireor: Good riddance. Lets do it!
Wheeler and his group used fusions for Hermos and the Timelords and they got awesome new weapons and they used the rider cards for their archenemies and got awesome weapons from them and they fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Linka (Captain Planet), Aquagirl, Anna Knudson, Amaterasu, Arcana Force XXI - The World, The Splendid Venus, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, RD Lori and RD Carol VS Whirlin, Trident, Hades, Queen (Batman Beyond), Sonoi, and Sonoza - Meeting a gene-slammer for Elemental HERO Necroshade
Whirlin was next.
Whirlin: (to Linka) I heard you guys met a gene-slammer for Elemental HERO Necroshade. What's her name?
Linka: (Russian Accent) Her name is Elizabeth Lioncourt and she is an amazing master of darkness and has amazing skills.
Aquagirl: She sure does and she is an amazing guardian angel for Lincoln.
Anna Knudson: She sure is and I think it's awesome she does a great job for Lincoln.
Amaterasu: It sure is awesome.
The World: You got that right.
Splendid Venus: And her story is amazing too.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Elizabeth, what's the story on how you took down Lori when that bitch Dark Lori took over her body and went on another violent rampage to kill you and Lincoln again?
Elizabeth Lioncourt: That's something I'll never forget. I make it no surprise that Caitlin was right, the only thing the other Elemental HEROS of Darkness and I had to deal with is Lori who tried to kill us and Lincoln many times over on her little rampages when that control freak bitch, Dark Lori, takes over, and we've beaten her down and she wound up getting grounded big time. Well, one night, Lincoln and I were at the Gotham Royal York Cemetery, and Lucy and her friends had finished up their meeting, and we were there to escort her and her friends home. But, then, we heard a loud and violent shriek in the air, and Lincoln had fired a blast of darkness at a nearby bush and it forced out one person I hoped never to see: Lori, the control freak of the Loud Family, she had red eyes of hatred and she was snarling like an angry demon, but even worse, she also had a knife in hand and tried to stab me and Lincoln with it. She always did this stunt: using blades and knives to try and stab us with them, but we were ready for her, I fired a dark mist which blinded Lori, and Lincoln summoned vampire bats which attacked her and Lori screamed like the banshee she was, and then, we sweep-kicked her onto the ground and we tied her up in dark energy ropes. We escorted Bertrand, Haiku, Persephone, Boris, and Dante home, and we dragged Lori back to The Loud House, and after we told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lori tried to do to me and Lincoln, Lori got grounded for fifteen weeks and she was put in a titanium cage and in a straitjacket.
Nico: This hadn't been the first time Lori tried to use knives and other sharp objects to stab her little brother when that bitch took over, and we also heard of how she tried to kill Lincoln by locking him up in his room and leaving him to die after she stabbed and slashed at him many times and chained him up.
Me: We were absolutely shocked and outraged that Dark Lori would do something like that, but Lincoln was saved from death, and Lori got her just desserts.
Elizabeth Lioncourt: We heard about all that from Selene as well, and many of us who hated Lori wanted her head mounted on a stake and her body thrown to the buzzards! But, we didn't want revenge to cloud our minds, we had to think of Lincoln and he wouldn't want Lori dead, because despite all the horrible things she tried to do to him, she's still his older sister.
Luna: That's Lincoln for you, he loves his family, but the one person who did this was Killjoy Huggins, Principal Huggins' Dark Side, he administered his Dark Side Serum into Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan when Lincoln was in Third Grade.
Leni: And it's not a surprise since he hated Lincoln and wanted to kill him or get him expelled and sent to prison. But not long ago, Lincoln and the others exacted brutal payback on him and sent him straight to The Black Gates.
Selene Arcangela: It was a long time coming, but Principal Huggins was absolutely traumatized that his Dark Side tried to do all that to Lincoln, and he was taking a break from being Principal.
Lincoln: He's got a long road to recovery after what that monster put him through.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Whirlin: That's crazy! Dark Lori was an absolute beast! I hope Principal Huggins is doing okay after that whole ordeal he had with his dark side.
Rainbow Dash: Me too. The poor guy must've had something happen to him that made him that way.
Scootaloo: It's possible but when we get home we'll have to be sure.
Whirlwind: Yeah we are concerned for him/.
Whirlin: Boy no kidding. Lets do it!
Linka and her group used fusions for Timaeus and the Blackwing monsters and they formed into new dragons and they used their rider cards for their archenemies and they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.
Poromon, Caren, Poliwag, Shinichi Saruhara, Beros, Alessa Garcia, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Dimitri LouSteau and Jean Bison VS Seadramon, Big Lenny, Gazimon, Victor (Spongebob), Earth Kang, and Universe 666 Salem - Cadance's 2nd Mission
Seadramon was next.
Seadramon: (to Poromon) Today was Cadance's 2nd Mission. She did good against Morbucks' counterpart and her sister.
Poromon: She sure did and to be honest we didn't know that version of Princess Morbucks had an amazing sister.
Caren: Duchess is a really amazing and highly extravagant girl and they proved to them both that money can never bring you everything.
Poliwag: That is for sure!
Shinichi Saruhara: Yeah they really showed them that love makes everyone happy.
Beros: That was so awesome.
Alessa Garcia: It sure was and they don't call Princess Cadance the Princess of Love for nothing.
Rarity: That is absolutely true darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah no kidding there.
Gill Grunt: Everyone had fun on that one.
Seadramon: I'm glad they did. Lets do it!
Poromon and his group used fusions for Timaeus the Drake monsters from MTG and they got new dragons and they used the rider cards for their archenemies and got awesome new weapons and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Marceline the Vampire Queen, Melody, Iris Brockman, Sailor Starlights, Lava Girl, Charlie McGee, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Alucard (HELLSING) and Android 17 VS Count Nocturne, Evil Bubble Man, Lego Joker, Guards (Disney Infinity), Another Decade, and Snowflame - Applejack Farting Apples
Count Nocturne was next.
Count Nocturne: (to Marceline) Applejack was Farting Apples earlier. I hope they were tasty apples.
Marceline: They were after we washed them off. But we mostly hit the jerks back home with them through a portal.
Melody: And man did it really hurt.
Iris Brockman: It was great. Applejack pelted them all over the place.
Sailor Star Fighter: It was really funny.
Lava Girl: It sure was. Now the jerks have huge bumps on their heads.
Charlie McGee: They sure do and it's awesome.
Starlight Glimmer: That was funny. J.D. held her like a gun and fired apples at them.
Cozy Glow: That was awesome.
Hex: Yeah it sure was.
Count Nocturne: That was funny. Lets do it!
Marceline and her group used fusions for Hermos and the Vampire Monsters and they formed into awesome vampire swords and they used the rider cards for their archenemies and got awesome new weapons and they fired waves of bones, blood, skulls, magic, stars and lightning and smashed them down.
Samus Aran, Rita the Cat, Gentaro Kisaragi, Ana (Overwatch), Winnie the Wolf, Kolin, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Gru, and Megamind VS Iceage, Doc Duodenum, Fault Zone, Stained Glass Scarlet, Werewolf at Night, and Rocketear - Costa Rica is an amazing place
Iceage was next.
Iceage: (to Samus) Costa Rica is an amazing place. What do you like about it?
Samus Aran: The birds and the animals. They are beautiful.
Rita the Cat: They are amazing. I like the trees too.
Gentaro: They all are amazing.
Ana: Boy they sure are.
Winnie: (HOWLS) All the animals are amazing here.
Kolin: They sure are. Especially the Cacao Trees.
Pinkie Pie: You bet they are! And I'm going to make some chocolate treats for us when we get home.
Iceage: Everyone will love that.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) I love good chocolate treats.
Featherweight: That is gonna be awesome.
Sprocket: It sure will be awesome.
Iceage: It sure will be. Lets do it!
Samus and her group used fusions for Hermos and the Mammoth monsters and they formed into Mammoth hatchets and they used their archenemies rider cards and they formed into awesome new weapons and they fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down.
Thing, Babs Bunny, Selena Logan, Samurai Jack Sirens, Bulk Biceps, Susie, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, RD Lynn, and Commando Man vs Stonedozer, Mortimer Mouse, Sumo Kong, Cloaked Ghostfreak, Mutant Dexter, and Gimme - Mount Arenal is a beautiful and active volcano
Stonedozer was next.
Stonedozer: (to Thing) Mount Arenal is a beautiful and active volcano. But I hope it doesn't erupt.
Thing: It sure is a beautiful volcano. But it only erupts like how Kilauea does in Hawaii thank goodness.
Babs Bunny: It's still an amazing and beautiful volcano though.
Selena Logan: It sure is.
The sirens agreed too.
Bulk Biceps: YEAH!
Susie: Boy it sure is amazing.
Applejack: It's amazing that it can have so many beautiful lava flows come out of it too.
Apple Bloom: It sure is. So pretty.
Flashwing: I'll say.
Stonedozer: Boy it sure is awesome. And that's a relief that it doesn't erupt so violently. Lets do it!
Thing: IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME!
Thing and his group used fusions for the Golem Monsters and Hermos and got awesome warhammers and they used rider cards for their archenemies and got awesome weapons and they fired waves of earth, rock, boulders, mud, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Koji, Ziggy Grover, Takayuki Hiba, Rachel Ridley, Estella Rockell, Sophia Nurenberg, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, RD Luan and RD Lucy VS Magma, Luna Ghost, Eagle Deadman, Elemental Farting Bandits, Mosquito Girl, and Phoenix (Wizard) - Loki is going down
Magma was next.
Magma: (to Koji) Disk Wars Loki is going down. And being put in a Disk.
Koji: Too bad we can't give him the black gates. He more than deserves them after everything he did.
Ziggy: Yeah he is a monster and he needs to face his crimes in them.
Takayuki Hiba: Yeah that is for sure.
Rachel Ridley: What he did makes him a monster.
Estella Rockell: Yeah he is no god. WE are the true gods.
Sophia Nurenberg: That is for sure.
Princess Celestia: Yeah he sure is going to get a taste of his own medicine.
King Solar: Nico is really tearing him apart like how the Hulk did.
Solar Eclipsa: He sure is! That is awesome!
Amber Morning: That is really cool and awesome.
Spotlight: You got that right.
Magma: That is for sure! Lets do it!
Koji and his group used fusions for Hermos and the Heralds of Light and they got light swords and they used rider cards for their archenemies and got awesome weapons and they fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Tommy, Luna Lovegood, Hayley Buckingham, Big Guy & Rusty, Illusen, Dr. Erica Slate, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, RD Girl Jordan and RD Clyde VS Oculous, Allomere, Crashflood, Joe & Bob the Arguing 2-Headed Dragon, Two Headed Gorilla, and Shivarakah- Loki has terrorized the universe for far too long
Oculous was next.
Oculous: (to Tommy) Loki has terrorized the universe for far too long. The Disk Wars' universe to be precise.
Tommy: You got that right. Darn shame we can't give him the black gates.
Luna Lovegood: (British Accent) Yeah that is a darn shame.
Hayley Buckingham: (British Accent) No kidding there. What a monster.
Big Guy: It would be nice if we could give him a taste of the black gates for everything he did.
Rusty: Yeah it sure a shootin would!
Illusen: He is more than fitting for the black gates.
Dr. Slate: That is definitely right.
Princess Luna: Yeah no kidding there.
Moondust: That is for sure. What a jerk.
Snowdrop: You got that right.
Gari: I agree there.
Blackout: No kidding.
Joe: That is right.
Bob: Hey I was gonna say that!
Joe: No you weren't you nitwit!
Bob: Who are you calling a nitwit you dingus!
Big Guy: For the love of mike.
Oculous: Knock it off you two! But yeah I agree with all of you. Lets do it!
Tommy and his group used the fusions for Hermos and the Blackwing Monsters and they got wind swords and they used the rider cards of their archenemies and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.
Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Leina Vance, Camie, Zarya, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS King Sphinx
King Sphinx was next.
King Sphinx: Boy this has been one awesome competition.
Me: It sure has. But the greatest reward of the competition is bringing bad guys to justice.
Varie: That is for sure.
Leina Vance: That is true and it was so awesome.
Camie: It sure was fun.
Zarya: We had a lot of fun.
Eli: Boy did we ever.
King Sphinx: Good. I'm glad. Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was new familiars, this time for the Elemental HEROS of Water in Lincoln's harem. For the Elemental HEROS of Water: A collection of Mermaid Familiars named Aerwyna, Amatheia, Aqua, Asherah, Ava, Brizo, Calypso, Cascade, Cleodora, Cora, Coralia, and Cordelia, they have powers of water, and they can fire powerful blasts of water, and their divine songs can hypnotize criminals and make them do as they say.
I teleported back with them.
Tommy Oliver: It's morphin time!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy Oliver: DRAGONZORD!
Zach Taylor: MASTODON!
Kimberly: PTERODACTY!
Billy: TRICERATOPS!
Trini: SABER-TOOTHED TIGER!
Jason: TYRANNOSAURUS!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE MIGHTY MORPHIN 1!
They turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers too!
Me: Lets get him guys.
Jason: Lets bring them together!
They formed the Power Blaster!
Me: Fire!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him all over and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He exploded!
Me: YEAH! King Sphinx you have failed this jungle!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped!
Troy: Let's end the Ridonculous Race!
Tsukasa: With a show to remember!
Kamen Ride: Battle Japan!
Kamen Ride: Battle Cossack!
Kamen Ride: Battle France!
Kamen Ride: Battle Kenya!
Kamen Ride: Miss America!
Tsukasa turned into Battle Japan and Daiki summoned clones of the Battle Fever J team.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BATTLE FEVER J!
They turned into the Battle Fever J rangers!
Nico: Lets get him!
We went at him and punched and pulverized him all over!
Kairi, Mira Clay, Warpath and Skullcruncher used the Earth and Animatron Cyber planet keys and they enhanced Kairi and Mira's powers, Skullcruncher's tissue demolecularization gun and Warpath's artillery 100-fold.
Kairi and Skullcruncher: LIGHT SQUISHER BLAST!
Mira Clay and Warpath: WAR EARTH BARRAGE!
Inferno Fireflies and Firefly: INFERNO FIREFLIES BARRAGE!
Explosive Lightning and Plastique: EXPLOSIVE LIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE!
Squirrels of Light and Whiteout: SQUIRRELS OF LIGHT BLAST!
Ghosts of Mermaids and Ghost: GHOSTS OF MERMAIDS BARRAGE!
Gears of Lightning and Gearhead: GEARS OF LIGHTNING THUNDERBLAST!
Volcanic Underworld and Molten Man: VOLCANIC UNDERWORLD INFERNO!
Tricks of Mischief and Trickster: TRICKS OF MISCHIEF BLAST!
Ice Fire of Mischief and Loki: ICE FIRE OF MISCHIEF BLAST!
Coruscant Jedi and Cad Bane: CORUSCANT JEDI BLAST!
Weather of Atmos and Vortex: WEATHER OF ATMOS BLAST!
Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Sunray, Sunshine, Fire-Lion Breaker, Wild Apple-Joe, Dagger Blade, Royal Solflare, Boomer Bang, Panda Brawl, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: INFERNO FIRESTORM OF FORGIVENESS!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Sunset Shimmer, Noriko, Hikaru, Thor, Lincoln, Hulk and Lori: LIGHTNING INFERNO FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: COSTA RICA ELEMENT STYLE: KING SWALLOWTAIL!
Entrapta: COSTA RICA LIGHTNING STYLE: BANDED PEACOCK!
Perfuma: COSTA RICA NATURE STYLE: ZEBRA LONGWING!
Frosta: COSTA RICA ICE STYLE: RED-EYED TREE FROG!
Hilda: (British Accent) COSTA RICA FIRE STYLE: SMOKY JUNGLE FROG!
Nanami: COSTA RICA WATER STYLE: POISON DART FROGS!
Julie: COSTA RICA EARTH STYLE: BLACK IGUANA!
Chie Satonaka: COSTA RICA WIND STYLE: CORAL SNAKE!
Shantae: COSTA RICA MAGIC STYLE: BLACK-HEADED BUSHMASTER!
Juri Han: COSTA RICA DARK STYLE: VAMPIRE BATS!
R. Mika: COSTA RICA LIGHT STYLE: OCELOT!
Jolyne Cujoh: COSTA RICA WATER STYLE: CLAY-COLORED THRUSH!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said animals of Costa Rica.
Lincoln and his harem: COSTA RICA FINAL SMASH: COSTA RICA WILDLIFE STRIKE!
They summoned the animals of Costa Rica to attack and they blasted and smashed Disk Wars Loki all over.
Me: Time for this! D-SECURE!
I locked him in a disk!
Lincoln: We did it, we completed the final challenge of The Ridonculous Race, but we're not done yet.
Cadenza Cthugha: That's right, Linky, we still got Ultimate King Ghidorah to deal with, and that nightmare monster who ruined Yuko's life should be arriving...right now!
We suddenly heard a malevolent roar in the distance. Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Yuko: I knew there was no mistaking that roar from anywhere, he's here.
We then saw a portal open up, and then, our final target appeared as it left the portal: Ultimate King Ghidorah, the three-headed beast that Dark Metphees and the other members of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah worshipped 20,000 years hence.
Yuko: King Ghidorah, our hated enemy.
Me: It's been a very long time since we destroyed him.
Lincoln: But, this is about to be the final time we ever have to deal with this monster.
Cadenza Cthugha: That's right, Linky, and I've had it with this monster to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Cadenza Cthugha's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black and red energy aura with darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, flames, Eldritch Runes, Great Old Ones, and fire vampires, she unholstered her massive Cthugha-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Ultimate King Ghidorah, she left black and red energy, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, Great Old Ones, and fire vampires with every step.
Cadenza Cthugha: I will never ever forgive you for what you tried to do 20,000 years from now, Ultimate King Ghidorah: destroy our world and every last living thing on it, that's one thing I will never allow, and for that, I hope you're ready to be destroyed by the flaming madness of Cthugha for your crimes against mankind and the universe! Today, The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah dies here and now!
Suddenly, Cadenza Cthugha was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and red energy with dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, fires, and Eldritch Runes surrounding the vortex, there are fire vampires flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blood red phoenix and above it is Cthugha, with red eyes glaring at Ultimate King Ghidorah: the eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Cadenza Cthugha emerged, but she was changed forever.\
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Cadenza Cthugha grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long orange hair put in a ponytail, she has neon red eyes and a black and red energy aura with darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, fire, fire vampires, and Great Old Ones surrounding her, she has the Sigil of Cthugha emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blood red iris, she has on demon earrings with blood red gems for eyes, and holding the Dark, Fire, Satanic, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Cthugha with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Fire, Satanic, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her blood red Cthugha-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Cadenza Cthugha has on a sleeveless black crop top, black pants, black sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, flames, Eldritch Runes, fire vampires, and Great Old Ones on the coattails, and on the back is Cthugha surrounded by fire and darkness. Suddenly, Cadenza Cthugha felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with red tips on the large orange feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long orange wolf tails with red tips and red markings. Cadenza Cthugha has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand. Suddenly, Cadenza Cthugha's massive Cthugha-themed greatsword and all of the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and red energy, fire, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, fire vampires, and Great Old Ones, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Cthugha's Cosmic Eternal Great Old One Fire Vampire Greatsword of Dark Great Old One Eldritch Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems, and Eldritch Runes and Cthugha etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blood red blade, large black demon heads and orange tentacles for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and blood red gems embedded on their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black demon heads and tentacles with red gems for eyes and large blood red gem on the bottom of the black demon heads and tentacles for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Cthugha with blood red gems for eyes and a large blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Cthugha that said, "Cadenza Cthugha, Incarnation of Cthugha, Vampire and Most Powerful of The Cthulhu Mythos Incarnations, Master of The Lovecraftian Curse Cthugha's Fire Vampire Curse, Master of The Dark Omnipotent Powers of Cthugha, Friend of Adriana Azathoth, Arabella Yog-Sothoth, Selena Shub-Niggurath, Callista Cthulhu, Helena Hastur, and Adrienne Nyarlathotep, Master of Darkness, Black Magic, Dark Magic, Fire and Satanic Magic, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and All of Lincoln's Despicable Enemies, Archenemy of Universe 666 Morag, Destroyer of Ultimate King Ghidorah of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Fire, and The Great Old Ones"
カデンツァ・クトゥガ、クトゥガ語 の化身、吸血鬼、クトゥルフ神話の化身の中で最も強力、ラヴクラフトの呪い のマスター クトゥガの炎の吸血鬼の呪い、クトゥガ語 の全能の暗黒の力のマスター、アドリアナ・アザトース の友人、アラベラ・ヨグソトス、セレナ・シュブニグラス、カリスタ・クトゥルフ、ヘレナ・ハスター、エイドリアン・ニャルラトテプ、マスター オブ ダークネス、ブラック マジック、ダーク マジック、ファイア アンド サタニック マジック、愛する守護天使でリンカーンの将来の妻ラウド、スマッシャー オブ ダーク ロリ、ダーク リン、ダーク ローラ、ダーク リサ、ダーク ルアン、リンカーンのすべての卑劣な敵、ユニバース 666 の大敵モラグ、ホーリー ギドラの惑星の地球外秩序の究極のキング ギドラの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師の、そして闇のマスター、ダークマジック、ブラックマジック、サタニックマジック、ファイア、そしてグレートオールドワンズ
Cadenza Cthugha has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CTHUGHA-DEMON-GREAT OLD ONE-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA GREAT OLD ONE MADNESS CTHUGHA DEMONIC SATANIC GREAT OLD ONE FIRE VAMPIRE ANGEL OF DIVINE GREAT OLD ONE MADNESS CTHUGHA FIRE VAMPIRE JUSTICE AND DIVINE GREAT OLD ONE MADNESS CTHUGHA FIRE VAMPIRE LOVE!
We were amazed by Cadenza Cthugha's Super Angel-Cthugha-Demon-Great Old One-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Ultimate King Ghidorah saw it, the beast fell into an infernal rage and he fired bolts of electricity to blast her, but Lincoln absorbed them and it made him stronger and Cadenza Cthugha fired a black and red energy blast, fire, fire vampires, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Great Old Ones at Ultimate King Ghidorah, which hit him and pushed him back and he was also hit hard by the darkness and burned by the flames, but this really pissed him off now.
Lincoln: Awesome, Cadenza's transformed, and now, it's my turn.
Suddenly, something really and completely snapped within Lincoln's mind as memories of what Dark Metphees did in resurrecting Ultimate King Ghidorah raged and swirled inside his head, he growled ferociously, and he clenched his large right hand so tightly, his nails on his fingers drew blood as they punctured his palm, and as a drop of acid blood lands on the ground, it sizzled, and it healed up.
Everyone: UH OH!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes turned neon deep sapphire blue, and he was suddenly surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids, he unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and as he approached Ultimate King Ghidorah, he left Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids with every step.
Lincoln: I will never ever forgive you for what you did 20,000 years hence, Ultimate King Ghidorah, so many innocent people had suffered all because of you and The Order, and in your rampage, you caused absolute and total destruction along with pain and suffering to so many innocent people in your wake to destroy the world. (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY ANGRY AND MONDO PISSED OFF) But, what you did in ruining Yuko's life and condemning her and so many innocent people to suffer in your path and subject them all to a horrible nightmare from Hell..., YOU'VE ABSOLUTELY CROSSED ONE FUCKING LINE TOO MANY AND YOU'VE ALREADY SEALED YOUR FATE AND THE FATE OF YOUR FANATICAL FOLLOWERS, YOU EVIL, HEARTLESS, NIHILISTIC THREE-HEADED NIGHTMARE FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HELL, AND NOW, I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU DIE HERE AND NOW, YOU'RE ABOUT TO FACE 20,000 YEARS OF JUSTICE AND RETRIBUTION, YOU BLACK-HEARTED, WORTHLESS, HEARTLESS MONSTER!
We suddenly gasped in pure unendurable shock and total awe at Lincoln really exploding with pure rage at Ultimate King Ghidorah.
Nico: HOLY SHIT!
Me: UH OH!
Eli: Yep, now, Ultimate King Ghidorah's really done it, and now that the beast has been unleashed, he has been marked by death, and now, it's coming for him.
Lucy: No words will ever be said at his funeral.
Starlight Glimmer: That monster's brought this on herself. Twilight, shall we say it?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, yes, lets.
Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon: HIT THE DECK, EVERYONE, HE'S GOING TO EXPLODE!
We ran for cover, and suddenly, Lincoln screamed like a total madman from Hell and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
There was a massive explosion of energy and elements as he's surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, and Moonlight surrounding the vortex, and this also got even more intense with bolts of Rainbow Super Lightning crashing down from the heavens with volcanoes erupting, tornadoes forming, and massive tidal waves crashing, there's a rainbow Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Alicorn, Banshee, Spirit, Vampire, Dragon, Archangel, and Elemental Angel, Mermaid, Mammoth, Pegasus, Tortoise, Succubus, Incubus, Hydra, Qilin, Centaur, Sauropod, and Theropod flying around the vortex, around the vortex was a Fairy, Vampire, Werewolf, Buffalo, Zombie, Demon, and Elf, and in the vortex was a rainbow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Ultimate King Ghidorah: the red eyes of death. The full extent and fury of Lincoln's extremely rising and infinite power and energy was really so strong and powerful, Ultimate King Ghidorah began screeching in absolute pain as he was feeling the righteous fury of Lincoln's power, and now, death was coming for him. Then, as the vortex fades and the elemental forces, volcanoes, tornadoes, and tidal waves disappear, Lincoln emerged, but he was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:35 TO 2:14)
Lincoln grew from 7'5" to 7'9" in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew much bigger and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he has rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and his large white wolf ears on his head grew a bit bigger and they now have rainbow markings, he has neon deep sapphire blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids surrounding him along with his immense blue aura, he has a rainbow thunderbird with gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, he has silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes and a Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its heads, large Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and a Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the crisscrossing orange straps and large circular chest plate with a phoenix on it, he's still dressed in his orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids and they still had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, his large gold armored knee-high boots now have colored gems on them, he now has ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs along with his ten smaller orbs levitating around his waist, and circling around his feet on the floor are ten golden crosses with angelic runes, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with a large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger and large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his large left hand and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, rows of straight teeth with a pair of vampire fangs, gold lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec, tattoo of rainbow pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Buffalo, Tiger, Dragon, and a Rinnegan-like marking on his even more wider and even more muscular back. Suddenly, Lincoln felt a sharp pain on his even more wider and even more muscular back, and then, his massive indestructible white angel wings with orange and aurora-colored tips on the white feathers grew much bigger for his new body and his eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings grew a bit longer, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Jewel of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, and large gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs with multi-colored gems on them. He also has his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and all the greatswords he'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with with embedded colored gems of many different colors and the symbols of the elemental forces surrounding the Elemental Gems embedded in it, the symbol of The Loud House, the Anti-Team Dark Phoenix Storm Symbol, the Team Cosmic Dragon symbol, and the Thunderbird etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged, golden blade, large gold buffalo heads with rainbow gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large rainbow gem in the forehead and surrounding them are the Elements of Harmony, longer midnight black handle, white Alicorn and gold heart and below it are four large gold buffalo heads with rainbow gems for eyes and in its open mouths and large wolf head with large rainbow gem on the bottom of the buffalo heads for the pommel, large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony attached on his left muscular forearm, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists changed into large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large multi-colored gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with them, his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos"
リンカーン・ランドン・ラウド、全能のチャンピオンでありヒノンの使者、エレメンタル・フォース、ストーム、コスモス、ユニバースの全能のマスター、ヒーロー・ペルソナと多くの力のマスター、ラウド・ハウスの計画を持つ男、理性の声、ゴールデン-多くの兄弟姉妹の心のこもった兄弟、心のこもった恋人、多くの子供たちの父、全能の心のこもった、リン・シニアとリタ・ラウドの愛情深い息子、アルバート・ラウドとサミュエル・ラウドの愛情深い孫、全能の心のこもった、愛する未来の夫、最強、勇敢で、回復力があり、勇気があり、最もハンサムで、ラウド家の最も男らしい戦士、強力なアルファ吸血鬼-狼男-サイボーグ ハイブリッド、スコットランドのロック ラウドの 17 世紀のデューク リンカーン マクロードの子孫、モラグ マクラフリンの駆逐艦、マックス ディロンの宿敵でもあるエレクトロとコミック ブック ガイとして知られている、極度に邪悪な破壊者、心黒く、サディスティック、妄想的、パワーに飢えた、精神病的、取り返しのつかないろくでなしと暴君、才能のあるコミック ライターとビデオ ゲーマー、なんでも屋、勇敢な戦士宇宙の守護者、守護者、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、友情と元素の力のマスター、セレスティアル ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック ゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、神友情、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、信頼、宇宙への希望の大使とビーコン、ラウドハウスの救世主そしてミシガン州、真の不滅の英雄、多くの驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、隠れた葉の村の忍、チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームの支部チームの多くのメンバー、ラウド ファミリーのスパイス デーモン、伝説の波フムンガドゥンガのサーファー、チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームの第 3 指揮官兼創設者、宇宙と天の使者、ハーモニー、友情、純潔、希望、勇気、愛の大使、ゴッサム ロイヤル ヨークのドッジボール エンジェル キング、三国志の統一者と日本の戦士、彼の多くの守護天使の恐ろしい擁護者、そしてダマスキノ家の破壊者
Lincoln has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EBONWU-THUNDERBIRD-BUFFALO-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL COSMIC THUNDERBIRD BUFFALO PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL COSMIC HARMONIOUS THUNDERBIRD BUFFALO MYTHOLOGICAL JUSTICE AND DIVINE UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL COSMIC HARMONIOUS THUNDERBIRD BUFFALO MYTHOLOGICAL HOPE!
We're literally stunned, amazed, and struck with awe at Lincoln's Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when the the girls in Lincoln's harem see him, their faces had atomic red blushes, hearts in their eyes, their tongues rolled out, their noses were really bleeding, and they let out wolf whistles upon seeing just how much hotter their future hunk of a husband has become, but when Ultimate King Ghidorah saw it, he went fucking insane and was about to attack again, but in less than a split second, Lincoln fired a powerful rainbow energy blast with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at him, and it exploded with incredible power as it hit him, but he wasn't out yet, and he was extremely pissed off now.
Me: HOLY CRAP!
Nico: SO INCREDIBLE!
Lincoln's transformed into his Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form! Eli: No words can even describe what we just saw, incredible.
Lori: Literally unreal.
Lynn: Incredible, and that makes Lincoln the next of the Louds to transform into a Universal Eternal Xelnaga form.
Lucille: (Scottish Accent) Aye, the first was my brother.
Duke Lincoln: (Scottish Accent) That's right, sister.
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And now, the time has come for us to end you once and for all, Ultimate King Ghidorah. Let's get him, Cadenza!
Cadenza Cthugha: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Satanic Great Old One Cthugha Angel and Divine Darkness Satanic Cthugha Fire Vampire Great Old One Love) You got it, Linky.
Cadenza Cthugha and Lincoln went after Ultimate King Ghidorah, who continued to fire bolts of electricity, but Lincoln and Cadenza continued absorbing them and it made them even more powerful than before, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and red energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Ultimate King Ghidorah and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now and driving him even more ballistic. Then, Lincoln fired a Super Gravity Blast at Ultimate King Ghidorah, and it forced him down onto the ground, and then, Lincoln turned the tips of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails into large white wolf heads, and they bit down on Ultimate King Ghidorah and they began draining him of all his energy as we saw visible energy flowing out of Ultimate King Ghidorah and into Lincoln, and his aura flared up as he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still and he was also assimilating all of Ultimate King Ghidorah's powers. Then, the wolf heads let go of Ultimate King Ghidorah and they turn back, and then, Lincoln and Cadenza grabbed Ultimate King Ghidorah by his tails and they spun him around so much, and then, they let go and sent him deep into space.
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, to end this once and for all!
Lincoln and Cadenza flew into the air and they raised their hands into the air, and we knew what they were going to use: The Spirit Bomb.
Me: Everyone, let's help Lincoln and Cadenza!
We raised our hands, and then, as if sensing it for themselves, the people of Earth and the planets all over the universe and beyond raised their hands as well, and we all offered our energy, and then, we saw a massive Spirit Bomb forming as big and massive as a million Suns itself, and surrounding it are several numerous Spirit Bombs of different colors representing The Elements of Harmony and the elemental forces of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, and Moonlight. Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Ultimate King Ghidorah, what we hold before us is the energy of all those that you and the rest of The Order have killed and destroyed!
Cadenza Cthugha: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Satanic Great Old One Cthugha Angel and Divine Darkness Satanic Cthugha Fire Vampire Great Old One Love) And now, you shall feel the full-extent of their fury, along with those whose lives you've decimated 20,000 years hence, you three-headed nightmare!
Everyone on Earth and the Planets in The Universes Beyond: LINCOLN, CADENZA, NOW! PUT AN END TO THIS NIGHTMARE ONCE AND FOR ALL! MAKE HIM FEEL THE PAIN AND SUFFERING THE VICTIMS OF THE ORDER HAVE FELT!
With a mighty roar, Lincoln and Cadenza threw the massive Spirit Bomb and the other Spirit Bombs at Ultimate King Ghidorah, and because he was unable to fight back, he was overwhelmed by it and as it went deeper into space, it exploded with such furious and incredible power, it obliterated and annihilated Ultimate King Ghidorah until not a single atom of it was left, and his evil spirit was forever erased by The Black Gates after he was found guilty by all those he'd killed. We cheered extremely loud as Cadenza Cthugha and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Cadenza Cthugha's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long orange wolf tails, and massive orange angel wings are permanent, and Lincoln's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, larger wolf ears, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails, and massive white angel wings are permanent.
Cadenza Cthugha: We finally did it, it's finally over, Ultimate King Ghidorah is finally dead, and The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah are gone forever! Thanks for helping me destroy Ultimate King Ghidorah once and for all, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Adrienne.
Suddenly, Cadenza Cthugha wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Cadenza Cthugha's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Demons flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and darkness and fire behind them along with Cthugha and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Cadenza Cthugha absorbed the fire and darkness and they came back to us as the display and Cthugha vanished.
Nico: Oh man, now that's what I call an epic finale to an ultimate battle to save the Earth, mankind and the universe, and another fanatical planet-destroying cult has been obliterated forever. Awesome job out there, Lincoln and Cadenza.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico.
Me: I was still in absolute shock, you achieved your Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and you and Cadenza really gave that monster the beatdown of his miserable life! (Sniffles with tears in my eyes and a smile on my face) I'm so proud of you!
Lincoln: Thanks, J.D.
Just then, Lincoln's entire harem and Guardian Angels pounced on Lincoln, and they kissed him all over the place, and when they were done with their make-out, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs, his face turned red, and he had steam whistling out of his ears.
He was literally on Cloud Nine after that intense make-out from Heaven!
Lincoln: (In Heaven) Whoa!
May: (Snickers) Oh man, are you in for a ton of fun with your harem and Guardian Angels tonight?
Lori: May.
Lincoln: Now, now, Lori, it's just a small harmless teasing.
Nico: Lincoln's right, it's just small harmless teasing, but she's right on one thing though, you're in for one wild night with your harem and Guardian Angels. So, which Elemental HERO of Darkness are you meeting on your rescue tomorrow, Lincoln?
Lincoln: The next one is for Elemental HERO Shadow Mist.
Caitlin Ashleigh: Perfect, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Elemental HERO Shadow Mist: Selene Febriaz, she's one of the Elemental HEROS of Darkness and one of the agents of The HELLSING Organization.
Lincoln: And has the same story as Elizabeth Lioncourt.
Oculous: Make sure his Disk is locked up tight.
Odin: I won't lost sight of it.
Stonedozer: Good.
Whirlin: Looks like the Ridonculous Race is all finished
Me: You got that right.
Iceage: With an epic conclusion.
Magma: Let's end it with one group photo!
Me: Lets do it.
I formed a clone and held out my phone.
Clone me: Say Phoenix Buttkicking!
All of us: PHOENIX BUTTKICKING!
SNAP!
We had an awesome photo.
Nico: This was awesome! Great job the whole competition everyone.
Eli: This was amazing.
Thor: It sure was. (To the viewers) Hope you all had fun on this great contest with us.
Me: I know we did.
Xenia: Me too.
Don: This is another awesome race in the books. Hope you like what's going to happen next time as we go on another awesome adventure. Get ready for next time on The Ridonculous Race. (DING)
We went back home and landed the fortress in the estate and unpacked and then got ready for bed and we hit the sack.
THE END
The Ridonculous Race is done and this was an awesome one.
Costa Rica is beautiful.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Po Kong, Shakedown, Stone Dragon, Black Monolith, Haroud Hazi Bin, and Butterfly Absolute God Deboth as well as Nora Valkyrie, Ultear Milkovich, Takuya, Slifer the Sky Dragon, Obelisk the Tormentor and The Winged Dragon of Ra and we're going to a planet made of pancakes and maple syrup! Nora's favorite! Also we're going to battle THE GREAT LEVIATHAN! And like the battle that Heidi had with it, it's going to be explosive! Also we're going to battle an evil version of Dartz. And we're going to battle Another Muggshot and Another Po Kong and also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Serperior named Claire Suh and she is Nico's friend from gardening class.
The match-up is for Selena Shub-Niggurath, Incarnation of Shub-Niggurath, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy her evil brother, Damian Shub-Niggurath, but unlike his sister, he's a normal person, but he's a demonic Dark Goth who's killed hundreds of innocent people as part of his sacrificial offerings to Shub-Niggurath years ago, and he tried to sacrifice his older sister only to get beaten up hard by Lincoln and sent to a maximum security prison, but now, he broke out and he wants revenge. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Romania, and we got word that the Cult of Shub-Niggurath, the very cult that Damian Shub-Niggurath, the younger brother of Selena Shub-Niggurath started, is running loose and causing havoc, well, we're putting those creeps down for good, and Selena's going to be pissed off when she finds out her brother's escaped from prison. And we're going to meet the next Elemental HERO Gene-Slammer, this time, it's Selene Febriaz, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Shadow Mist, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a member of The Febriaz Clan, an ancient clan of powerful vampires from Transylvania who fought against armies of evil vampires, werewolves, demons, witches, and other evil ancient creatures since The Dark Ages, and she's also a very powerful immortal vampire with mastery over the darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Necromancy, The Dark Arts, Satanic Magic, and The Occult. She's an agent of The Elemental HEROS of Darkness, and she's also one of the agents of The HELLSING Organization who fought alongside Alucard, Seras Victoria, and Vince Pusateri who was also an agent of The HELLSING Organization in destroying Ghouls and evil freshly turned vampires, and she also played a very huge role in permanently destroying Millennium back in 1999, the Nazi Organization Adolf Hitler created, and they destroyed the deranged Major and his freakshow menagerie of Artificial Vampires, along with dealing with the traitor, Walter C. Dornez, former butler of The Hellsing Family now exposed as a Spy for Millennium who became a vampire thanks to the chip implanted in him by The Doctor, because of his hatred of Alucard that went back to 1944 and his obsessive fear of growing old and useless and to destroy Alucard caused him to expose his true colors on that day. She's also an old friend of Alucard, who she knew as Vlad Dracula, Seras Victoria, Alucard's fledgling who became a True Vampire, and her boss, Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingate Hellsing, the head of The Hellsing Family and leader of The HELLSING Organization, and she and the other Elemental HEROS of Darkness also helped Buffy Summers and her friends in dealing with The Master and the other vampires and demonic creatures in Sunnydale, along with helping Angel and The Angel Investigations Agency in dealing with the vampires and evil demons and other evil beings of the supernatural who were causing havoc in Los Angeles. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire who had to deal with parents who built their business empires through the theft of intellectual property and siblings who are either thieves and heartless thugs and The Elemental HEROS of Water who had to deal with lying conniving workers who tried to extort them and ruin their names and reputations, along with Sergio, the mastermind behind some of the early extortion plots, and the heartless evil abusive greedy parents and heartless gold-digging evil ex-little sisters, Selene and the other Elemental HEROS of Darkness clashed with Lori, who tried to kill them and Lincoln many times over on her little rampages when Dark Lori takes over, but they've beaten her and she wound up getting grounded big time.
For April Fools Day we're going to be in for a wild ride as we save Dexter from a terrible curse that was put on him: THE CURSE OF THE WERECLOWN! It's like what happened in the episode The Laughing. It will be a wild and crazy one.
See you next time.
