HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!

This chapter is based on the Dexter's Laboratory episode The Laughing.


Flying through the endless voids of space was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Po Kong, Shakedown, Stone Dragon, Black Monolith, Haroud Hazi Bin, and Butterfly Absolute God Deboth as well as Nora Valkyrie, Ultear Milkovich, Takuya, Slifer the Sky Dragon, Obelisk the Tormentor and The Winged Dragon of Ra and we were flying to an awesome new food planet. The reason there is because was a massive negative energy spike coming from there. Heidi, Yugi, Kaiba, Joey, and the duelists are coming with us too.

Me: This is gonna be really fun and awesome.

Qin: Boy it sure is! I can't wait to see what this planet will be like.

Xenia: Me too.

Nico: I have a feeling this will be so fun.

Lola: It sure will.

Nora: I'm really excited for this one.

Nico: Nora, I want to thank you, Po Kong, and your teams for coming.

Nora: Not a problem Nico. This is gonna be so awesome and fun.

Ultear: It sure will.

Nico: Ultear, what do you like to do for a living?

Ultear: Haven't really thought about it. But I would like to be open up a school of magic and teach kids how to use magic like in Fiore.

Me: That is an awesome idea Ultear.

Xenia: It sure is.

Eli: I agree there.

Qin: Yeah a school of magic is a great idea.

Valon: (Australian Accent) It sure is mate.

Ultear: Thanks.

Nico: Like Hogwarts

Ultear: Exactly. Not for the competition but for the excitement.

Qin: Good idea.

Lola: I agree there.

Xenia: Yeah that's awesome.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Boy yesterday was so awesome. We really sent the Mystic Foots, the Celebrity 5 and the Disk Wars version of Loki packing!

Nico: That was so awesome! And don't forget M-Bison and Vega. That was awesome!

Me: WOOHOO! YEAH!

Nico: Disk Wars Loki is in a Disk currently being guarded by Odin.

Me: And they locked him up and threw away the key.

Lola: Thank goodness.

Qin: Yeah. That monster deserved it.

Brittney: And I used my dark magic to make sure he is powerless and can never escape from it.

Nico: Good riddance.

Eli: Yeah no kidding.

Qin: He had it coming for his crimes.

Lola: Yeah.

May: He sure did.

Nico: The rest are in the Masters of Evil.

Me: Yep. Darn shame we couldn't send the Disk Wars Loki to the Black Gates.

Qin: Yeah he was worthy of them.

Xenia: That is for sure.

Nico: No kidding.

Camie: Either way it was an awesome victory for all of us.

Me: Yes it sure was

Nico: The Ridonculous Race has been completed!

Me: It sure was. And the city was completely protected while we were away.

Nico: It sure was. Boy Sheila and Tom had MASSIVE NUMBERS of case files piled up. They counted over 7,329,349 criminal cases.

Eli: They sure are gonna have their hands full.

Qin: No kidding there!

Xenia: That is a lot of cases for them. These last 12 days are gonna be taxing on them.

Lola: No kidding.

Maria: That is for sure.

Nico: After Cadance's mission, our top priority is finding out who the Renegades are.

Me: We can do that as we are having a humiliation session at Lynn's Table. It is April Fools Day.

Nico: Good idea.

Lincoln: Normally me and my siblings would be scared of this day.

Nico: Me too because of my brother.

Me: But not this time. Now that their dark sides are gone for good.

Akiza: Thank goodness for that one.

Heidi: No kidding there.

Nico: Of course, the mascots are planning some pranks on us too.

Me: Yeah as long as it's funny ones.

Nico: Yep.

Maria: We're here.

We arrived at what looked like a desert planet.

Me: Wow! It looks like a desert planet from up here.

Qin: It sure does.

We flew down to the planet and we landed and then to Nora's surprise and delight we saw that it was a planet made of PANCAKES! There were piles and piles and piles and piles of pancakes as far as the eyes could see and the rivers were maple syrup!

Me: Whoa it's a planet of pancakes!

Qin: Oh wow!

Nora was grinning and shaking happily.

Me: Nora? Are you okay?

Nora: PANCAKES! PANCAKES PANCAKES!

She dove in and ate many of them!

BUZZSAW EATING!

Po Kong: Boy she loves her pancakes.

Qin: She sure does.

We got to eating and man were they tasty and fluffy.

Camie: (Eating) Yummy!

Me: (Eating) Delicious.

Nico: Anyone got syrup?

Me: Lots of syrup rivers.

Nico: Cool.

Lola: This is amazing cool.

Rarity: Boy this is an absolutely amazing planet.

Qin: It sure is.

Xenia: No kidding there.

Po Kong was eating pancakes as well

By the mountain load!

Qin: Boy these are really awesome.

Po Kong: I'll say! Wow!

Nico: It sure is awesome.

Me: Yeah it sure is.

But then the meal was cut short when a massive storm appeared out of nowhere!

Nico: What the?

Me: Uh oh. I've got a bad feeling about this.

From space the storm covered about 50% of the entire planet and it was amazingly powerful.

Nico: Whoa!

Me: This storm just appeared out of nowhere.

Nico: At least the pancakes and syrup are okay.

Me: It's going to get worse! This storm is made of pure negative energy and the scans are showing a massive spike in Negative Energy that's off the scale!

Nico: WHOA! Where's it coming from?

Me: The epicenter is 25 klicks to the northwest.

Nico: Then we better get a move on.

Eli: You got it.

We then arrived at a syrup lake and in the middle of it was Dartz's temple.

Me: Is that Dartz's temple?

Nico: It sure is.

Me: Anyone experiencing a sudden case of deja-vu?

Heidi: I sure am.

Lola: This is gonna be powerful.

Carly Atlas: I have a feeling this is gonna be a battle that will shake the foundation of the universe.

Misty Tredwell: I have that same feeling too.

Me: But the energy spike is definitely coming from there.

Nico threw a grenade at the temple.

Nico: Fire in the hole!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

But the temple was undamaged.

Me: Nico it's gonna take a lot more than a grenade to destroy that. Lets get moving.

We went into the temple and it was a scary place.

Me: This place is nothing but a bad memory.

Lola: Yeah no kidding.

Nico: This place reeks of evil.

Maria: Come out. We know you're here!

Me: All right Dartz we know you're here! Come on out.

We heard him laughing and it was coming from a room and then we went in and saw that it had COUNTLESS NUMBERS OF SOULS IMPRISONED in stone tablets!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: Oh my god! What is this place?

Heidi: It's souls that Dartz imprisoned!

Alister: This is one bad dream I never want to relive!

Rafael: Me neither!

We then saw DARTZ!

Me: Dartz!

Dark Dartz: That's right J.D.

Nico: What have you done Dartz!?

Eli: You monster! Why are you doing this!?

Me: Why do you want to wipe out Humanity? What have we ever done that would warrent such a horrible transgression?

Dark Dartz: Humanity is a menace to the world because of the darkness inside their own souls and they must be destroyed.

Me: That's a lie! I don't believe that at all. But why do you want to kill everyone?

Dark Dartz: I should tell you all my story and how I found this out.

Dartz took us on a journey into the past and we were over the city of Atlantis from 10,000 years ago.


10,000 years ago, Atlantis, an island that was isolated from the rest of the world, was a perfect civilization. One day, however, meteors rained down upon the kingdom when a volcano erupted. Those meteorites were the mysterious and powerful Stones of the Orichalcos, and they glowed a bright greenish blue. Those stones imbued the people of Atlantis with ultimate knowledge and power. In just a few years, Atlantis became the most advanced civilization on the planet, and was even more advanced than the modern world. However, with power came corruption and greed.

Ironheart, the King of Atlantis and Dartz's father, gave his throne to his son, Dartz. Soon, the stones of the Orichalcos began to expose the evil in people, and turned those with darkness on the inside into monsters on the outside. Dartz witnessed his own wife, Iona become a horrid, ugly beast.

Confused and frightened, Dartz consulted a stone of the Orichalcos for guidance. The Orichalcos granted Dartz great power and lent him the Orichalcos Soldiers to do his bidding. It told him to resurrect an ancient mystical beast known as the Great Leviathan, which would help him to destroy the world and create a new one that would be free of evil. Dartz became corrupted and misguided.

Ironheart and Chris, (Dartz's daughter) fled and called upon the world of Duel Monsters and its guardians, the three Legendary Dragons (in actuality, three soldiers whom Dartz had transformed into dragons) for help against the corrupted Dartz. One day, an army of benevolent magical creatures—including the three dragons—led by Ironheart, met with Dartz's Army of the Orichalcos Soldiers and the Great Leviathan, and the Battle of Atlantis took place. The battle concluded with neither side victorious: The three dragons were frozen in ice, the magical creatures were sent back to their own world, the Soldiers of the Orichalcos were destroyed, the Great Leviathan was sealed away from the world, and Atlantis sank beneath the sea.

The corruption of the Orichalcos made Dartz believe that the world was a wicked place, and that humans had an inherent malice in their hearts. The transformation that the Orichalcos had inflicted on his fellow Atlanteans was, he believed, the punishment for being evil, as the outside of man became as twisted as their inside. Dartz was driven to revive the Great Leviathan to raze the world, so that he may reconstruct it in the image of glorious Atlantis. To do so, Dartz required souls of humans.

Dartz wandered the Earth for 10,000 years, presumably kept alive by the power of the Orichalcos. He knew that he had found one of the powerful souls that he required when he encountered the Pharaoh Atem in ancient Egypt, and witnessed his control of the powers of darkness and his ability to command Duel Monsters. He also witnessed the Pharaoh, with Slifer the Sky Dragon pursuing Thief King Bakura and Diabound. However, Dartz could not capture the Pharaoh's soul because Bakura and Zorc Necrophades were in his way, However Dartz seems to not have any fear of Zorc and when he showed the past of the Pharaoh, Dartz never saw Zorc as a threat to the Great Leviathan, because the powers of the Leviathan were greater than those of Zorc. He therefore had to wait another 5000 years to capture the Pharaoh's soul.

It was unclear precisely when Dartz began to collect souls of boys and men, but eventually, he established a multinational conglomerate that was named Paradius, which became a well-known, yet mysterious force in the business world. But that was not the only organization that Dartz had formed. Dartz also controlled the Doma Organization, a group formed to gather souls of boys and men to feed the Great Leviathan by challenging unsuspecting male players to games of Duel Monsters only to have their souls taken by "The Seal of Orichalcos", a card that he had suffused with the Orichalcos' power.

For ten thousand years, Dartz collected the souls of boys and men in order to ensure the return of the Great Leviathan into the world. With time, the number of souls of boys and men that Dartz had stolen stretched into the millions, thanks in part to his underlings.


We gasped!

Alexis: This is Madness!

Me: You killed all these people!

Dark Dartz: No. These people are gonna be used for a greater purpose.

Varie: You won't get away with this Dartz!

Nico: YEAH! You killed thousands of innocent people!

Eli: I counted over 523,349,329,357,345,124 people.

Cody: You're days of terrorizing the planet are finished forever!

Me: I agree.

Nico: You monster!

Dark Dartz: Oh, I'M the monster? I'm not the one who left Gotham Royal York unprotected because of stress!

Me: That little stress bit is not going to work on us anymore!

Nico: We learned from our mistakes Dartz and for the record the city was in good hands while we were away.

Me: All you have done was poisoned people with lies and brainwashed Valon, Alister and Rafael into following your lies! You even poisoned Mai, Weevil and Rex Raptor with your lies in your little delusional goals!

Eli: Yeah! You have caused so many innocent people to die!

Xenia: What you have done makes you pure evil incarnate!

I unsheathed my sword.

Me: You will pay for this Dartz.

Dark Dartz: So it's a sword fight you want. Very well then.

Dark Dartz formed a sword into his hand.

Me: Lets dance.

Me and Dark Dartz clashed with our swords and sparks were flying every clash. But then I got the drop on Dark Dartz and slash his cheek.

Me: That was for all the people you killed.

Heidi kicked him in his face and punched him in his stomach and kicked him in his stomach!

Nico: I'm half tempted to teleport you to where the Renegades are so they can finish you off!

Dark Dartz: Do you think I'm scared of your pathetic little mystery helpers!?

Nico: You should be scared of ALL of us! We are the most powerful force in the entire universe!

Me: Also we killed you before and we can kill you again!

Suddenly a portal opened up and out came a dark dragon and swallowed him.

Lincoln: That was creepy.

Bastion: It was.

Zane: Yes.

Nico: What was that?

Me: I couldn't make it out.

A massive earthquake then rattled the area and we went outside and saw a strange sight. We saw a beam of green light come out of a whirlpool in the lake and we saw the ruins of an ancient city rise out of the lake of syrup. It was the ruins of the Lost City of Atlantis.

Nico: What is that?!

Tea: Don't tell me, It's Atlantis!

Me: Unbelievable!

Nico: That is Atlantis!?

Jaden: That's Atlantis? It looks all run down.

Me: It's been underwater for 10,000 years Jaden. But without a doubt that's where Dark Dartz went to. Just like before.

Eli: That is not like the Atlantis that we know.

Camie: It's completely different.

We went back to the Soul Room and went through the portal and it took us to the city of Atlantis.

Me: This place has seen better days.

Heidi stayed in the Soul Room and she was crying.

Heidi: (Crying) I can't believe that Dartz did this to all of you.

But then she got a look of avenging justice on her face and she unsheathed her sword and knelt in a knight pose.

Heidi: Everyone what Dark Dartz is gonna do will ultimately destroy the entire planet if we don't stop him. Please lend me your strength, light, virtue and power to help me vanquish Dartz once and for all. Let my sword be your ultimate instrument of justice.

The tiles all lit up with rainbow light and they all went into Heidi and she was glowing in a light until she became a ball of rainbow light. Her eyes opened and they were ocean blue with rainbow glowing sclera.

We searched the city.

Tea: Lets hope that we make Dark Dartz pay the ultimate price for everything hes done.

Nico: We better call in the rest of the team just in case.

Me: Right.

I did so.

Nico: We need to take him out so we still have time to fight Swartz's creations.

Me: Yeah. (Sees something) I see something.

We ran to the alter and saw a glass statue of Dark Dartz sitting on a throne.

Joey: Is that Dark Dartz?

Me: It is. But I don't sense his energy.

Nico: I don't sense anything either.

I touch it and it disintegrated.

Yugi: Dartz must've somehow left his body behind.

Tristan: Maybe.

Vince: I feel something off.

Kaiba: Please. It's just another one of his cheap tricks.

Dark Dartz: Is that your answer to everything Kaiba? You really need a new catch phrase.

Me: Where are you Dark Dartz?

Dark Dartz appeared on the ceiling.

Dark Dartz: I'm right here with the Great Leviathan.

Yugi: Hold on Dartz! You told us your leviathan couldn't awaken without the souls of the Three Chosen Duelists!

Me: Yeah you said that yourself!

Dark Dartz: Yes I did say that didn't I? Well I substituted your souls with an equally powerful one.

Yugi: Your soul!

Dark Dartz: Bingo!

Me: Just like before.

The green beam of light redirected and went to the lake and out of a whirlpool arose a huge dragon and it roared as it came to Atlantis.

Dark Dartz: Fueled by the power of my spirit the Great Beast has returned!

We saw the dragon. It was…

THE GREAT LEVIATHAN - THE HARBINGER OF ARMAGEDDON!

It was a huge dark dragon and it was overflowing with intense pure evil!

Me: That is an enormous Dragon!

Nico: It's MASSIVE!

The level of power it had was incredible.

Lincoln: What a terrible power it has!

Me: It's pure evil!

Joey: That thing could pick its teeth with an Egyptian God Monster!

Nico: No fucking shit there!

Yugi: And it's here to conquer mankind.

Eli: Not on our watch!

Tea: What a terrible monster!

Jaden: How can a monster like this be that evil?

Camie: No idea!

Joey: Hold on what's that?

Kaiba: What?

Joey: That little green pimple on its nose.

We saw closer and it was really Dark Dartz. He somehow merged with the Great Leviathan.

Joey: Wait! It's Dark Dartz.

Yugi: Yes. When he lost against J.D. and us in that swordfight he somehow merged together with the Great Leviathan.

Dark Dartz: Yes it's true. Nothing gets past you Pharaoh.

Kaiba: That's it! I'm not gonna stand here and talk to some mutated hood ornament! I'm just gonna blast you into next week!

Me: I'm going to blast you into oblivion!

Dark Dartz: (Laughs) I'd like to see you try.

The Great Leviathan roared.

Me: Uch! Your breath is just as bad as your ego Dark Dartz.

May: We're not afraid of your pet!

Dark Dartz: You should be!

Me: Time for some Duel Monster assistance! I summon Nine-Headed Dragon, Five-Headed Dragon, Blue-Eyes White Dragon, Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon, Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning, Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of The End, Darkfire Dragon and Judgment Dragon!

Varie: I summon Ocean Dragon Lord - Neo Daedalus, Orca Mega-Fortress of Darkness, Fortress Whale, Yormungarde, Kairyu Shin, Spike Seadra and Airocra!

Vince: I summon Infernal Flame Emperor, Volcanic Rat, Flame Cerebrus, Infernal Flame Vixen, Firewing Pegasus, Wings of Wicked Flame, Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon and The Blazing Mars!

Nico: I summon The Supremacy Sun, The Supression Pluto, The Despair Uranus, The Grand Jupiter, The Tyrant Neptune and The Big Saturn!

Qin: I summon Evil HERO Inferno Wing, Fortune Lady Light, Fortune Lady Fire and Fortune Lady Wind!

May: I summon Ice Queen, Elemental HERO Absolute Zero, and St. Joan!

Cody (OC): I summon The End of Anubis, Archlord Zerato, Archlord Kristya and Splendid Venus!

Chione: I summon Great Moth, Swarm of Locusts, Swarm of Crows, Metal Armored Bug and Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth!

Rachel San Diego: I summon Lorelei the Symphonic Arsenal, Aria the Melodious Diva, Opera the Melodious Diva, Serenade the Melodious Diva, Schuberta the Melodious Maestra, Elegy the Melodious Diva and Sonata the Melodious Diva!

Tara: I summon Megarock Dragon, Medusa Worm and Avalanching Aussa!

Sailor Mars: I summon Fire Princess, Fire Sorcerer, Tyrant Dragon, Firebird and Sacred Phoenix of Nephthys!

Carol: I summon Thunder King - the Lightningstrike Kaiju, Gadarla the Mystery Dust Kaiju and Dogoran the Mad Flame Kaiju!

Lincoln: I summon Electric Snake, Warrior Lady of the Wasteland, Aqua Spirit, Raging Flame Sprite, Shinato, King of a Higher Plane, Guardian Angel Joan, Maiden of The Moonlight, and The Agent of Creation - Venus! And I equip Warrior Lady of the Wasteland with Divine Sword - Phoenix Blade!

Linka: I summon Mavelus, Lightning Conger and Yamata Dragon!

Liberty: I summon The Sorcerer of Dark Magic, Dark Magician of Chaos, Dark Magician Girl, Night Wing Sorceress, Divine Grace Northwemko, Hand of Nephthys and Elemental HERO Lady Heat!

Jasmine (GX): I summon Harpie Lady Sisters, Harpie Queen, and Harpie's Pet Dragon!

Jim Crocodile Cook: I summon Efflorescent Knight, Fossil Dyna Pachycephalo, and Gigantes!

Chazz: I summon Armageddon Knight, Infernal Incinerator, Chthonian Soldier, Dark Armed Dragon, Strike Ninja, and Helpoemer!

Mindy (GX): I summon A Cat of Ill Omen, Des Koala, Des Wombat, Desertapir, Giant Rat, Mecha-Dog Marron, Rescue Cat, and Morphing Jar!

Zane: I summon Cyber Dragon, Cyber Esper, Morphing Jar, Proto-Cyber Dragon, Reflect Bounder, and The Light - Hex-Sealed Fusion!

Bastion: I summon Card Ejector, Water Dragon, Fire Dragon, Elemental Hero Bladedge, Morphing Jar, and Plasma Warrior Eitom!

Alexis: I summon Blizzard Dragon, Blizzed, Guard of the Ice Barrier, Cold Enchanter, Ice Master, Intoxicated Bug of the Ice Barrier, Treeborn Frog, White Night Dragon, and White Night Queen!

Tyranno Hassleberry: I summon Black Stego, Black Tyranno, Giant Rex, Last Tusk Mammoth, Super Conductor Tyranno, and Ultimate Tyranno!

Syrus: I summon Drillroid, Maiden of the Aqua, Dark Magician Girl, Gyroid, and The Earth - Hex-Sealed Fusion

Jesse Anderson: I summon Rainbow Dragon, Crystal Beast Ruby Carbuncle, Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth, Crystal Beast Amethyst Tiger, Crystal Beast Emerald Tortoise, Crystal Beast Sapphire Pegasus, and Crystal Beast Topaz Tiger!

Axel Brodie: I summon Volcanic Counter, Volcanic Dragon, Volcanic Rocket, Volcanic Doomfire, and Volcanic Hammerer

Adrian Gecko: I summon Cloudian - Cirrostratus, Cloudian - Eye of the Typhoon, Cloudian - Nimbusman, Cloudian - Sheep Cloud, and Cloudian - Storm Dragon

Blair: I summon D.D. Warrior Lady, Maiden in Love, and Marshmallon!

Professor Banner: I summon Cobra Jar, Copycat, Dice Jar, Dimension Jar, Morphing Jar, Morphing Jar #2, Parasitic Ticky, and Reflect Bounder!

Chumley: I summon Big Koala, Des Kangaroo, Des Koala, and Dizzy Angel!

Tea: I summon Magician of Faith, Witch of the Black Forest, Fairy's Gift, Cosmo Queen, and Shining Friendship!

Tristan: I summon Cyber Commander, Super Roboyarou and Mr. Volcano!

Yugi: I summon Dark Magician, Summoned Skull and Kuriboh!

Joey: I'm bringing out Flame Swordsman, Jinzo and good old Red-Eyes!

Kaiba: I summon Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon, Gadget Soldier and Vorse Raider!

Yusei: I summon Stardust Dragon, Sonic Chick, and Stardust Xiaolong!

Jack Atlas: I summon Red Dragon Archfiend, Strong Wind Dragon and Sinister Sprocket!

Akiza: I summon Black Rose Dragon, Rose Fairy, Queen Angel of Roses and Rose Tentacles!

Luna (5D's): I summon Ancient Fairy Dragon, Spirit of The Breeze, and Sunlight Unicorn!

Leo: I summon Life Stream Dragon, Morphotronic Radion and Power Tool Dragon!

Crow Hogan: I summon Black-Winged Dragon, Blackwing - Blizzard the Far North, Blackwing - Shura the Blue Flame, Blackwing - Elphin the Raven and Blackwing - Sirocco the Dawn!

Yugi: Now Timaeus!

Kaiba: Along with the Fang of Critias!

Joey: And the unstoppable Claw of Hermos!

Yugi, Kaiba and Joey: ARISE!

The mighty Legendary Dragons were summoned!

Bertrand: I summon GRAGONITH, LIGHTSWORN DRAGON, LUMINA, LIGHTSWORN SUMMONER, LYLA, LIGHTSWORN SORCERESS, JENIS, LIGHTSWORN MENDER, AURKUS, LIGHTSWORN DRUID, WULF, LIGHTSWORN BEAST, CELESTIA, LIGHTSWORN ANGEL, SHIRE, LIGHTSWORD SPIRIT, EHREN, LIGHTSWORN MONK, JAIN, LIGHTSWORN PALADIN, GAROTH, LIGHTSWORN WARRIOR, MICHAEL, THE ARCH-LIGHTSWORN, RAIDEN, HAND OF THE LIGHTSWORN, MINERVA, LIGHTSWORN MAIDEN, RINYAN, LIGHTSWORN ROGUE, RYKO, LIGHTSWORN HUNTER and JUDGEMENT DRAGON!

Brittney: I summon RED-EYES ZOMBIE DRAGON, ZOMBIE TIGER, RETURN ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE MASTER, SOUL-ABSORBING BONE TOWER, NIGHTMARE HORSE, DARK DUST SPIRIT, RYU KOKKI, FLAME GHOST, VAMPIRE LORD, VAMPIRE LADY, ZOMBIE MAMMOTH, GIANT AXE MUMMY and VAMPIRE'S CURSE!

Lucy Loud: GAAP THE DIVINE SOLDIER, ARCHFIEND OF GILFER, BELIAL - MARQUIS OF DARKNESS, BERFOMET, MARIE THE FALLEN ONE, RED-EYES ZOMBIE DRAGON and NIGHTMARE HORSE!

Haiku: AUSSA THE EARTH CHARMER, ERIA THE WATER CHARMER, HIITA THE FIRE CHARMER, WYNN THE WIND CHARMER, DHARC THE DARK CHARMER, LYNA THE LIGHT CHARMER and ELEMENTAL MISTRESS DORIADO!

Persephone: I summon VAMPIRE LORD, RED-MOON BABY, VAMPIRE LADY, VAMPIRE'S CURSE, and VAMPIRE GENESIS!

Dante: I summon WANDERING MUMMY, POISON MUMMY, DES LACOODA, and FUSHIOH RICHIE!

Jaden: I summon ELEMENTAL HEROES SPARKMAN, WILDHEART, BUBBLEMAN, NECROSHADE, CLAYMAN, BLADEDGE, BURSTINATRIX, AVIAN, NEO BUBBLEMAN, KNOSPE, HEAT, STRATOS, LADY HEAT, POISON ROSE, WOODSMAN, PRISMA, CAPTAIN COLD, ICE EDGE, NEOS, FLAME WINGMAN, THUNDER GIANT, RAMPART BLASTER, WILDEDGE, MARINER, NECROID SHAMAN, SHINING FLARE WINGMAN, WILD WINGMAN, DARKBRIGHT, INFERNO, MUDBALLMAN, PHOENIX ENFORCER, GAIA, GREAT TORNADO, ELECTRUM, DIVINE NEOS, RAINBOW NEOS, CHAOS NEOS, STORM NEOS, MAGMA NEOS, CHAOS NEOS, FLARE NEOS, DARK NEOS, AQUA NEOS, GRAND NEOS, AIR NEOS, GLOW NEOS and the EVIL HEROES: INFERNO WING, INFERNAL PRODIGY, INFERNAL GAINER, LIGHTNING GOLEM, MALICIOUS FIEND, DARK GAIA, WILD CYCLONE, and MALICIOUS EDGE!

Hannah Fairchild: I summon URIA, LORD OF SEARING FLAMES, HAMON, LORD OF STRIKING THUNDER and RAVIEL, LORD OF PHANTASMS!

Roman: I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL URU!

He summoned the Spider Earthbound Immortal.

Carly Atlas: I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL ASLLA PISCU, FORTUNE LADY FIRE, WATER, EARTH, WIND, LIGHT, DARK and EVERY!

She summoned said monsters.

Misty Tredwell: I summon Earthbound Immortal Ccarayhua, Dragon Queen of Tragic Endings, Reptilienne Hydra and Reptilianne Echidna!

She summoned said monsters!

Valon: I summon PSYCHIC ARMOR HEAD, OVER BOOST, BURNING KNUCKLE, TRAP BUSTER, BLACK HOLE SHIELD, BUSTER KNUCKLE, BUSTER PYLE, BIG BANG BLOW, ADVANCED SHIELD, JET GAUNTLET, DOUBLE CLOTH ARMOR and ACTIVE GUARD!

He summoned said armored monsters.

Valon: And I activate FULL ARMOR GRAVITATION!

He had his armor merge with him and he was fully ready for battle!

Tania: I summon AMAZONESS ARCHER!, AMAZONESS BABY TIGER, AMAZONESS BLOWPIPER, AMAZONESS CHAIN MASTER, AMAZONESS EMPRESS, AMAZONESS FIGHTER, AMAZONESS PALADIN, AMAZONESS PET LIGER, AMAZONESS PRINCESS, AMAZONESS QUEEN, AMAZONESS SCOUTS, AMAZONESS SPY, AMAZONESS SWORDS WOMAN, AMAZONESS TIGER and AMAZONESS TRAINEE!

Professor Banner: That's right. I also summon HELIOS DUO MEGISTUS, HELIOS TRICE MEGISTUS, ALCHEMY BEASTS SALAMANDRA THE STEEL, OUROBOROS THE BRONZE, LEON THE LEAD, EATOS THE TIN, EKENAS THE MERCURY, MOONFACE THE SILVER and GOLDEN HOMUNCULUS!

They summoned said monsters.

The Dark Signers and Carly's kids summoned their Earthbound Immortals and their monsters and more.

Me: I equip myself with DIVINE SWORD - PHOENIX BLADE and SALAMANDRA!

I had said cards equipped to me.

Maria: Now we're talking!

Me: Now. MONSTERS ATTACK!

We fired blasts of energy and many elements and more at the Leviathan. It was an epic battle that will decide the fate of Humanity.

MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSIONS BLASTED OFF!

The attacks were hurting the Leviathan but weren't enough.

Dark Dartz: Is that the best you can do? (Evil Laughter) Now do you realize what you are dealing with?

Me: No we don't and we don't care!

Nico: That's for sure!

Yugi: Timaeus! Absorb Kuriboh's ability to multiply! Attack with the force of 10,000 Knights!

Timaeus got the powers in his Sword.

Timaeus: Go Sword of Justice! End this now!

Me: EVERYONE TOGETHER!

ALL OF US! : KAAAAA! MEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEE!

We all fired our attacks at the same time.

ALL OF US: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The blasts all combined and they hit the Leviathan head on and exploded with incredible power.

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND UNBELIEVABLY POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!

The explosion was so massive and so devastating that it was felt all over the entire universe!

Me: Bullseye!

Varie: That got him!

Joey: Direct hit!

Nico: YEAH!

Yugi: The prisoners are free!

When the smoke cleared the Leviathan was blown three quarters of the way apart.

Me: Whoa! It's power took a huge drop. That blast cut its power in half!

Nico: Boy that was intense! But its power was severely diminished.

Varie: Yes! I sense that three quarters of the prisoners are free.

Eli: That really has him pissed off now.

Dark Dartz: I am not beaten yet!

Me: You don't know how to quit do you?

Nico: Yeah!

But we saw the Great Leviathan regenerate it's body but it was weakened. Then it charged up its attack. It was a breath blast made of pure Negative Energy.

Me: Uh oh!

Joey: If that attack hits us we're done for!

But just as it was about to fire, a bright ball of rainbow light appeared out of nowhere and slammed into the Leviathan with devastating force.

KRABLAM!

Me: Whoa!

Nico: HOLY MACKEREL!

The ball landed in front of us and faded. It was Heidi and she was glowing in a rainbow aura that was 1,000,000,000 times brighter than the Sun and I sensed an unusual thing in her.

Me: Heidi? Wha? What happened?

Eli: WHOA!

Heidi: We have united to help destroy Dark Dartz and the Great Leviathan. I have called upon the people Dark Dartz imprisoned and converted their negative energy into light.

Eli: WOW!

Varie: That's unbelievable!

Nico: Incredible!

Jaden: Incredible! Get your game on Heidi!

Me: I can sense everyone that Dark Dartz imprisoned inside you Heidi. They've lended their power to you to destroy Dartz.

Heidi: That's right Grandpa.

Nico: Wow! That is incredible!

May: I'm getting deja vu right now.

Nico: Me too.

Heidi: Dartz will get what's coming to him.

Me: We believe in you Heidi. Go get him!

Heidi: With Pleasure. Obelisk, Ra, Slifer, follow me.

Heidi, Obelisk, Slifer and Ra flew up into the sky above the clouds and were facing Dark Dartz and the Great Leviathan.

Heidi: You will pay!

Dark Dartz: You dare to challenge the Great Leviathan!? You have a lot to learn Heidi!

Heidi: We've learned all we need about you.

Obelisk punched the Leviathan but it only amused it.

Dark Dartz: (Evil Laughter) They're powerless!

The Leviathan wrapped around Obelisk and Heidi punched it and freed him. Slifer and Ra fired their attacks and hurt it.

Dark Dartz: My Great Leviathan existed long before the Egyptian Gods were ever born! And it will rule the Earth long after those pathetic creatures are gone! Now Leviathan ATTACK!

The Leviathan fired a blast of pure Negative Energy at Heidi and the Gods.

Heidi: Obelisk, Fist of Fury!

Obelisk clenched his fist and it glowed blue.

Heidi: Slifer, Thunder Force Attack!

Slifer charged up a blast of pure lightning.

Heidi: Ra, Ignite your mighty Blaze Cannon!

Ra charged up a fire cannon.

Heidi: KAAAAA! MEEEEE! HAAAAA! MEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Heidi fired a massive green Kamehameha Wave, Obelisk fired a blast of blue energy from his fist, Slifer fired a blast of red energy and Ra fired a blast of yellow energy. The attacks combined and the blasts collided and exploded when the struggle began.

EXTREMELY MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF ENERGY!

The explosion blew away some of the storm clouds and illuminated the darkness under the clouds. The level of power being generated was incredible.

Me: Unbelievable!

Varie: What power!

Nico: INCREDIBLE!

Vince: This is amazing!

Eli: WHOA! This is amazing!

Camie: Incomprehensible!

Carly Atlas: WOW!

The battle was intense.

Dark Dartz: My beast is fueled by the darkness of my prisoners!

Heidi: Not anymore Dartz! Good, Kindness, Love and Light are far more powerful than Darkness and Hate! Now feel their power!

The blast overtook Dark Dartz's blast and it hit the Leviathan and exploded with incredible power.

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND UNBELIEVABLY DEVASTATING FIERY EXPLOSION!

Dark Dartz: NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HEIDI!?

Heidi: We killed you! Go to Hell and stay there!

Beams of light exploded out of the Leviathan and it completely exploded into dust and was completely obliterated.

Heidi: That did it.

Everyone left Heidi and they were free. The souls that Dark Dartz killed or imprisoned can now rest in peace and go back to their bodies.

Me: That did it guys!

Qin: Way to go Heidi!

Nico: YEAH!

Kaiba: The Gods and Heidi did pull through.

Joey: Told ya. That means everyone Dark Dartz captured is free.

They sure were.

Heidi landed by us.

Me: You did it Heidi!

Heidi: No Grandpa. We all did it.

Atlantis then started rumbling.

Nico: Uh oh!

Me: This place is crumbling! Lets go!

Eli: Lets go!

We ran for the portal and all our Duel Monsters returned to our decks. Most of us went through the portal and got out.

Heidi and Me and Eli were about to go but she stopped me.

Heidi: Wait grandpa!

Me: What's wrong Heidi?

Eli: What is it?

Heidi: Something's not right.

Eli: Wait I sense it too.

We saw Dark Dartz still alive and he was hurt bad.

Heidi: I thought I killed you. There's no way you could've survived that blast!

Me: Yeah you should have been obliterated with your Leviathan!

Dark Dartz: I couldn't say goodbye just yet. (Malevolent Chuckle)

A black smoke came out of him and it became a ferocious evil snake made entirely out of pure Negative Energy and it had a dark blue aura of pure evil!

Me: What does it take to kill this monster!?

Eli: Yeah!

Heidi: We'll find out now.

Heidi took her sword and slashed the snakes head. But the sword didn't affect it.

Heidi: That didn't work.

Dark Dartz: (Echoing) So you've come to your senses and given up?

Heidi: Not gonna happen Dartz!

Me: It'll be a cold day in hell before that happens!

Dark Dartz: Haven't you figured it out yet? All the monsters in the world combined together couldn't destroy my Leviathan. Not even you.

Me: Why is that?

Eli: Tell us!

Dark Dartz: Because this creature isn't one of your little Duel Monsters. It was born from the very darkness of the human soul!

Heidi: It was created from the very Negative Energy within all humans!

Dark Dartz: That's right. What I mean is the Great Leviathan was created by the hatred and rage of humans! So as long as Mankind exists, so does the Great Beast!

The evil snake's eyes glowed red with pure evil.

Heidi: You don't have any idea how wrong you are Dark Dartz. That creature was created by the Orichalcos! You were lied to and you were brainwashed into believing that mankind must be eradicated. But Human beings are not the evil ones Dark Dartz. It's you! Think about what you're doing. When you ruled all of Atlantis 10,000 years ago all of your people were generous and peaceful. But then the Orichalcos Stones arrived. And everything changed. Those fragments carried with them an evil force and brought Chaos, Death, Destruction and Hatred to Paradise!

Me: That's right Dark Dartz. The Orichalcos is using you as a pawn in its diabolical ambition to destroy the Earth!

Eli: It will kill you in the end!

Heidi: So if you want to wipe out all of humanity you'll have to go through me!

The snake lunged at Heidi and enveloped her in a tornado of pure Negative Energy.

Dark Dartz: I'm going to enjoy this!

Heidi: But you have completely forgotten about what else I can do. I live off of Negative Energy. My body converts it into Positive Energy and it makes me more powerful! I will absorb you into the darkest recesses of my mind and seal you away for all eternity! NOW DIE!

Heidi sucked in Dark Dartz and the Orichalcos into her body.

Dark Dartz was being destroyed in her mind.

Dark Dartz: NO! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!

Dark Dartz and the Orichalcos were destroyed in the darkest reaches of Heidi's mind and sealed away for all eternity.

Heidi: (Sighs) It's done. It's finally over.

The dark hurricane vanished and was gone forever. The darkness was gone forever.

Heidi collapsed from exhaustion and I caught her.

Me: Are you all right Heidi?

Heidi: Yeah. I'm fine Grandpa. I'm just exhausted and so tired.

I pick her up Bridal Style.

Then Ironheart and Chris appeared.

Me: King Ironheart and Princess Chris.

Ironheart: That's right J.D. We meet again. Thank you for saving all of the world from total destruction. You have saved us all from death.

Me: You're welcome your majesty. I'm so sorry about Dartz.

Chris: I know J.D. But I know that dad is always with me.

Me: I know. The Orichalcos destroyed everything you all worked so hard to achieve. If those evil stones hadn't come we would've learned from everyone in Atlantis and it would've been greatly beneficial for the Human Race in its entirety.

Ironheart: I know. But you have the eternal gratitude of everyone in Atlantis J.D.

Me: It was what we had to do your majesty to ensure the survival and safety of the world. But Heidi is the real hero. She stopped Dartz's evil plans to destroy the Earth. Duel Monsters, Angels, aliens and Humans united together in this time of crisis.

I had tears come down my face.

Me: I also had a feeling that you were with us the whole time. But also I couldn't be anymore prouder of my granddaughter Heidi.

Ironheart: I know J.D. Thank you again my friend.

I smiled.

Me: You're welcome.

Ironheart and Chris came with me and we went through the portal.

We came back

Nico: Whoa! Is she okay?

Me: Just really exhausted.

Heidi: (Weakly) It's over Nico. It's over.

Nico: Wow. King Ironheart and Princess Chris?

Princess Chris: That's right. Heidi saved us.

Me: She sure did.

Xenia: That was awesome.

Eli: It was incredible.

We told everyone what happened.

Nico: (GASP) Incredible.

May: Now I got a massive case of deja-vu.

Nico: Yeah.

Qin: That was amazing.

Nico: We still have business here.

Lola: But what do we do about that Atlantis here?

Me: We'll keep it and help rebuild it and make it better than ever.

Eli: Kita and everyone in our Atlantis can rebuild it.

Nico: Good idea.

Lincoln: I like it.

Nico: There she is!

We saw a dark version of Muggshot come. It was ANOTHER MUGGSHOT!

Nico: This one is strong.

Qin: Nice.

Laney: Yeah.

Another Muggshot: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be really fun though.

Me: Alice Muggshot! Whoa!

She reverted back and she was a girl with a really strong muscular physique and was wearing gym clothes.

Alice Muggshot: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here. Alice is also Muggshot's daughter and she is a really strong and brutal fighter.

Nico: Whoa that is amazing! First Clockwerk and now Muggshot.

Lola: Yeah!

Nico: You saw what happened just now, right?

Alice Muggshot: I sure did and man that was an epic battle!

Nico: It sure was!

Alice Muggshot: Yeah.

Jared: I'm going to be the one that faces you.

Alice Muggshot: All right then.

Me: By the way is the Another Po Kong friendly or hostile?

Alice Muggshot: Friendly and this one has a huge appetite.

Me: Oh boy.

Qin: Wow!

Jared: Lets get it on.

She turned into Another Muggshot and Jared flew at her and smashed her in her stomach and punched her down and I caught the Wonder Ride book and it was called The Gangster Princess and the Casino Kingdom.

Me: Cool title.

I brought her over.

Maria: Time for backup!

Maria pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) STEAMPUNK 6!

She summoned Steam Smythe, Mz. Ruby, Puffer, Sharkyonara, Steam Demon and Rip Van Fish along with Bane, Gearhead and Evil Drill Man.

Steam Smythe: Congratulations on that huge battle!

Me: Thank Heidi for that. It was awesome.

Qin: It sure was.

Xenia: Man it was awesome.

Then we heard thunderous footfalls and then we saw a huge figure!

It was a dark version of Po Kong! It was ANOTHER PO KONG!

Xenia: Whoa! Another Po Kong!

Camie: This one is huge!

Another Po Kong: (In a girls voice) And I'm really hungry for Spaghetti.

Me: (GASP) Penelope Spaghettivini!

She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and had orange and green clothes.

Nico: Wait Penelope Spaghettivini the famous Spaghetti Eating Queen!

Me: Yep. She is known for eating over 600 giant bowls full of spaghetti.

Po Kong: Boy she has a massively huge appetite like mine.

Nora: That is really cool. (REALLY HUGE BELCH!)

Jaune: Excuse you Nora.

Qin: No kidding.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Penelope Spaghettivini: Just to become the greatest eating champion of all time.

Me: You already are the greatest eating champion of all time. If you can eat over 600 bowls of spaghetti in one go then there's no telling what else you'll be able to eat.

Sakura Knudson: Not even Swartz can eat that much. I challenged Swartz to an eating contest and we ate hot dogs. I beat him.

Me: Whoa!

Nico: Nice job!

Me: Geez sis how many hot dogs did you eat to beat him?

Sakura Knudson: I ate over 4,000 hot dogs.

We gasp!

Coup (Megas XLR): Geez! You have an amazing hot dog eating champion appetite Sakura!

Sakura Knudson: Yeah I sure do and Swartz only ate 500 of them.

Penelope Spaghettivini: That is amazing!

Nico: Boy J.D. your sister has one awesome and great appetite.

Coup: Just like mine.

Qin: Yep.

Me: Sorry we have to fight Penelope.

Penelope Spaghettivini: No worries. Come at me and don't hold back.

Me: That you can count on.

I spun my magisword bracelet.

PIZZA MAGISWORD! SPAGHETTI DINNER MAGISWORD!

Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!

They donned their Zenkaiju armor!

Penelope turned into Another Po Kong!

Me: Time for an all you can eat Italian Buffet!

I fired waves of pizzas and spaghetti into her mouth and she was eating it all over the place by the mountain loads!

Po Kong: That is one awesome amount of food!

Qin: No kidding!

Bai Tza: That is amazing!

Coup: WOOHOO! YEAH!

Nico: (gets out Po Kong's Ridewatch) Eating isn't the only thing Po Kong can do!

Nico activated it and fired a wave of green energy and smashed her down.

Nico: And top this one. Time to shake, rattle and roll! (ACTIVATES SHAKEDOWN'S RIDEWATCH)

He punched the ground and shook her down!

Qin: YEAH!

May: Time for this too! (ACTIVATES STONE DRAGON'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of earth energy and smashed her down!

May: OH YEAH! Now for this! (ACTIVATES BLACK MONOLITH'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and blasted her down.

Maria: NICE! Now for this one. (ACTIVATES HAROUD HAZI BIN'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Maria: And now for this! (ACTIVATES BUTTERFLY ABSOLUTE GOD DEBOTH'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired a wave of butterflies and smashed her all over!

Qin: Take that!

Ultear: My turn! (ACTIVATES SHAKEDOWN'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down!

Myotismon and his team consisting of Myotismon, Cyorown, Evil Shade Man, Battybat (Kirby), King Squeekly (Donkey Kong), and Bat (Super Mario Galaxy) came.

Nico: Nice team, Myotismon!

Myotismon: Thanks Nico! This is gonna be cool!

Me: It sure will be!

Qin: Yeah!

Myotismon and his team consisting of Evil Shade Man, Looney Tunes Frankenstein, NES Hedorah, Evil Inferno Wing, and Wolf (Legend of The Candy Cane) came.

Nico: Nice team, Myotismon!

Myotismon: Thanks Nico! This is gonna be cool!

Me: It sure will be!

Qin: Yeah!

Maria: Where's the next Gene Slammer?

?: Right here.

A Serperior came!

Me: Hey a Serperior!

Qin: Cool!

Serperior: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be really fun.

Nico: Claire Suh! Whoa!

She reverted back and was a girl with green hair and yellow butterfly wings and had green and yellow clothes.

Claire Suh: I got this.

She fired a beam of sunlight and blasted down Another Po Kong and I caught it and purified it and she was back to normal.

Penelope Spaghettivini: (GROANS) (LOUD BELCH)

Me: I think she is full.

I brought her over.

Claire Suh: She is going to feel that.

Ultear: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Claire Suh: When me and Nico made made awesome blue raspberry apples. They were tasty.

Nico: Yep.

Me: That is awesome.

Nico and Claire hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Claire Suh: Me too Nico. Hey you got something on your shirt.

Nico: Where?

POINK!

She flicked him on his nose.

Nico: HEY!

Claire Suh: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!

Nico laughed and kissed her.

We laughed too.

Me: That was a good one.

Qin: Yeah.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, J.P., Cyber Dragon, Number 17: Leviathan Dragon and Meteor Black Dragon are heading to Romania, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we got word that the Cult of Shub-Niggurath, the very cult that Damian Shub-Niggurath, the younger brother of Selena Shub-Niggurath started, is running loose and causing havoc, well, we're putting those creeps down for good, and Selena's going to be pissed off when she finds out her brother's escaped from prison.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Romania, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we got bad news that you're not going to like, Selena: it appears The Cult of Shub-Niggurath is running loose here and they're causing havoc.

Selena Shub-Niggurath: The Cult of Shub-Niggurath?! Then, that means...?!

Lincoln then checked the footage on the wrist computer on his left gold cuff Bracer of The Champions of the Universe, and it showed that a male demonic Dark Goth had escaped from a nearby prison.

Lincoln: Damian Shub-Niggurath has escaped, that explains why we heard the report that his cult is here in Romania.

Nico: And it sounds like Selena knows him and it's not good. Who is he, Lincoln?

Lincoln: You're not going to like it one bit, Nico: Damian Shub-Niggurath is Selena Shub-Niggurath's younger brother, but unlike Selena, he's a normal person, but he's a demonic Dark Goth who's killed hundreds of innocent people as part of his sacrificial offerings to Shub-Niggurath years ago and he's the leader of The Cult of Shub-Niggurath, and he tried to sacrifice his older sister only to get beaten up hard by me and sent to a maximum security prison for life.

Me: Jeez! So, we got another deranged cult fanatic running loose?!

Selena Shub-Niggurath: But, this isn't like dealing with the other demonic cults, J.D. But, now that I found out that Damian's escaped and he now wants revenge, he's going to pay for this big time.

Lincoln: He sure will, Selena, and I want to thank your team for joining us, Yang and Zipp Storm.

Yang: You're welcome, Linky, and we'll make your Guardian Angel's former brother pay with his life.

Zipp Storm: We sure will.

Suddenly, we saw Elemental HERO Shadow Mist appear before us, and with it are the five girls.

Nico: That's Elemental HERO Shadow Mist, wicked.

Jaden: And it's also another one of my Elemental HEROS that I've used in my duels.

Elemental HERO Shadow Mist: (Girl's voice) Oh, sorry about the scare, but I also got the girls away from those fanatical worshippers of Shub-Niggurath. Honestly, Selena, your brother's still an asshole.

Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Selene Febriaz, I knew it was you.

?: GET THEM, THOSE FOOLS HAVE INTERRUPTED THE SACRED SACRIFICIAL OFFERING TO SHUB-NIGGURATH!

We then saw numerous armies of men dressed in black robes and wearing necklaces with the Sigil of Shub-Niggurath: it was Damian's cult, The Cult of Shub-Niggurath.

Sylvester: Well, time to get to work.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: Damian himself may have escaped from Selene, but he still had the nerve to send his men to kill us. Fine, let's show those animals no mercy whatsoever.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, search Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental search Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Yang's team, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the members of The Cult of Shub-Niggurath, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, Lincoln fired blasts of black and blood-red energy at The Cult of Shub-Niggurath and he sucked out their blood, energy, and life-force and he absorbed it and they turned into desiccated corpses and he sent their souls to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: That's it for your brother's cult, Selena, but Damian himself is still out there, but he'll get his just desserts later on today. (To Selene Febriaz) And it's so good to see you again, Selene Febriaz.

Selene Febriaz reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long midnight blue hair, blood red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and vampire fangs, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, she's dressed in a long black coat, long-sleeved white shirt, black pants, black knee-high high-heeled boots with black and grey butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with darkness, shadows, bats, creatures of the night, and dark angels on the coattails and on the back is Elemental HERO Shadow Mist, and holstered on her back is a massive Elemental HERO Shadow Mist-themed greatsword with embedded midnight blue gems and Elemental HERO Shadow Mist etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large black bat heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with blood red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large blood red gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.

Selene Febriaz: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Selene Febriaz and he hugged her, and Selene Febriaz is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you five since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Selene Febriaz: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'9" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal, and, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Selene Febriaz, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Shadow Mist, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan.

Elizabeth Lioncourt: And she's a member of The Febriaz Clan, an ancient clan of powerful vampires from Transylvania who fought against armies of evil vampires, werewolves, demons, witches, and other evil ancient creatures since The Dark Ages. She's also a very powerful immortal vampire with mastery over the darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Necromancy, The Dark Arts, Satanic Magic, and The Occult.

Monica Anniston: She's another member of The Elemental HEROS of Darkness, and she's also one of the agents of The HELLSING Organization who fought alongside Alucard, Seras Victoria, and Vince and they destroyed Ghouls and evil freshly turned vampires, and she also played a very huge role in permanently destroying Millennium back in 1999, the Nazi Organization Adolf Hitler created, and they destroyed the deranged Major and his freakshow menagerie of Artificial Vampires, along with dealing with the traitor, Walter C. Dornez, former butler of The Hellsing Family now exposed as a Spy for Millennium who became a vampire thanks to the chip implanted in him by The Doctor, because of his hatred of Alucard that went back to 1944 and his obsessive fear of growing old and useless and to destroy Alucard caused him to expose his true colors on that day.

Caitlin Ashleigh: She's also an old friend of Alucard, who she knew as Vlad Dracula, Seras Victoria, Alucard's fledgling who became a True Vampire, and her boss, Sir Integra, and she and the other Elemental HEROS of Darkness also helped Buffy Summers and her friends in dealing with The Master and the other vampires and demonic creatures in Sunnydale, along with helping Angel and The Angel Investigations Agency in dealing with the vampires and evil demons and other evil beings of the supernatural who were causing havoc in Los Angeles.

Catherine McKenzie: She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire who had to deal with parents who built their business empires through the theft of intellectual property and siblings who are either thieves and heartless thugs and The Elemental HEROS of Water who had to deal with lying conniving workers who tried to extort them and ruin their names and reputations, along with Sergio, the mastermind behind some of the early extortion plots, and the heartless evil abusive greedy parents and heartless gold-digging evil ex-little sisters, Selene and the other Elemental HEROS of Darkness clashed with Lori, who tried to kill them and Lincoln many times over on her little rampages when Dark Lori takes over, but they've beaten her and she wound up getting grounded big time.

Me: Yep, I knew it, she has the same story as Elizabeth Lioncourt.

Nico: We met Sir Integra yesterday when we killed Leif and Jessica in London, and she's already a member of the team, but she's also pissed off that some of her agents got Gene-Slammed by Team Rocket and Kurata.

Me: And we hate to know what Lori did to warrant your form of payback.

Selene Febriaz: Sir Integra already asked that question with Elizabeth, but trust me, you're not going to hearing it. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something I also want to give you.

Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right, Selene?

Selene Febriaz: How'd you guess what I was about to ask?

Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.

Selene Febriaz: I knew it, you marked them and fed on their blood, along with acquiring their powers as well, I knew that was coming since you'd done that more than once when he got brutally injured by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan more than once.

Lincoln went up to Selene Febriaz, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Selene Febriaz: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Selene Febriaz's neck with blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Selene Febriaz: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Selene Febriaz.

Selene Febriaz had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The five girls are Chitose Wakana, Megumi Tachibana, Mizuho Ootori, Saori Tachibana, and Shouko Kagami from Alto.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Chitose Wakana, Megumi Tachibana, Mizuho Ootori, Saori Tachibana, and Shouko Kagami from Alto.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Chitose Wakana: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Chitose Wakana and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Damian Shub-Niggurath's cult The Cult of Shub-Niggurath, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, search Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.

Chitose Wakana: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Chitose Wakana: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Chitose Wakana, Megumi Tachibana, Mizuho Ootori, Saori Tachibana, and Shouko Kagami with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villains we went after were The Cult of Shub-Niggurath, the very cult that Damian Shub-Niggurath, the younger brother of Selena Shub-Niggurath started, was running loose and causing havoc in Romania.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened with us giving those cult members the brutal beatdown of their lives and Lincoln firing black and blood red energy blasts which hit the members and he sucked out all their blood, energy, and life-force and turned them into desiccated corpses and he sent them to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln and Selene Febriaz have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: We may have gotten rid of the cult members, but with Selena's psychotic brother still out there, no one is safe.

Lincoln: Which is why later on today, we're going to kill him and send him to join his fellow cult in The Black Gates, and Selena's going to transform.

Selena Shub-Niggurath: That's right, my brother's going to suffer the true wrath of Shub-Niggurath, I may not have gotten a shot at any members of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, but my shot's arrived when my psychotic brother broke out.

Nico: I hope you two give him what for and you put him under the curse, Selena.

Lincoln: Too easy, Nico. No, he deserves to suffer every ounce of pain we're giving him, and what he tried to do to her long ago, I still got a ton of pain to give him before we kill him.

Me: Nice.

After destroying the members of The Cult of Shub-Niggurath and pissing off Damian Shub-Niggurath, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Selene Febriaz saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Selene Febriaz: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'9" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Selene, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Selene Febriaz: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Selene Febriaz: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.

Nico: Yep. So, Selene, what's the story on how you took down Lori when that bitch Dark Lori took over her body and went on another violent rampage to kill you and Lincoln again?

Selene Febriaz: That's something I'll never forget. I make it no surprise that Caitlin was right, the only thing the other Elemental HEROS of Darkness and I had to deal with is Lori who tried to kill us and Lincoln many times over on her little rampages when that control freak bitch, Dark Lori, takes over, and we've beaten her down and she wound up getting grounded big time. Well, one night, Lincoln and I were at the Gotham Royal York Cemetery, and Lucy and her friends had finished up their meeting, and we were there to escort her and her friends home. But, then, we heard a loud and violent shriek in the air, and Lincoln had fired a blast of darkness at a nearby bush and it forced out one person I hoped never to see: Lori, the control freak of the Loud Family, she had red eyes of hatred and she was snarling like an angry demon, but even worse, she also had a knife in hand and tried to stab me and Lincoln with it. She always did this stunt: using blades and knives to try and stab us with them, but we were ready for her, I fired a dark mist which blinded Lori, and Lincoln summoned vampire bats which attacked her and Lori screamed like the banshee she was, and then, we sweep-kicked her onto the ground and we tied her up in dark energy ropes. We escorted Bertrand, Haiku, Persephone, Boris, and Dante home, and we dragged Lori back to The Loud House, and after we told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lori tried to do to me and Lincoln, Lori got grounded for fifteen weeks and she was put in a titanium cage and in a straitjacket.

Nico: This hadn't been the first time Lori tried to use knives and other sharp objects to stab her little brother when that bitch took over, and we also heard of how she tried to kill Lincoln by locking him up in his room and leaving him to die after she stabbed and slashed at him many times and chained him up.

Me: We were absolutely shocked and outraged that Dark Lori would do something like that, but Lincoln was saved from death, and Lori got her just desserts.

Selene Febriaz: We heard about all that from Selene as well, and many of us who hated Lori wanted her head mounted on a stake and her body thrown to the buzzards! But, we didn't want revenge to cloud our minds, we had to think of Lincoln and he wouldn't want Lori dead, because despite all the horrible things she tried to do to him, she's still his older sister.

Luna: That's Lincoln for you, he loves his family, but the one person who did this was Killjoy Huggins, Principal Huggins' Dark Side, he administered his Dark Side Serum into Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan when Lincoln was in Third Grade.

Leni: And it's not a surprise since he hated Lincoln and wanted to kill him or get him expelled and sent to prison. But not long ago, Lincoln and the others exacted brutal payback on him and sent him straight to The Black Gates.

Selene Arcangela: It was a long time coming, but Principal Huggins was absolutely traumatized that his Dark Side tried to do all that to Lincoln, and he was taking a break from being Principal.

Lincoln: He's got a long road to recovery after what that monster put him through.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Assunta, Flora, Katharine, Coral the Betta, and Echo the Dolphin are heading to Emerald Coast.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'9", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Assunta, Flora, Katharine, Coral the Betta, and Echo the Dolphin were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Assunta, Flora, Katharine, Coral the Betta, and Echo the Dolphin had feelings for Lincoln, and he had the very same feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant.

Coral the Betta: Wow, I knew you chose Emerald Coast, this has always been our favorite spot.

Lincoln: Mine too, Coral, and like Sonic said it's really beautiful. Shall we?

Lincoln, Assunta, Flora, Katharine, Coral the Betta, and Echo the Dolphin dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Assunta, Flora, Katharine, Coral the Betta, and Echo the Dolphin got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, then they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Assunta, Flora, Katharine, Coral the Betta, and Echo the Dolphin, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Assunta, Flora, Katharine, Coral the Betta, and Echo the Dolphin placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.

Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Emerald Coast, eh, Linky?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Assunta, Flora, Katharine, Coral the Betta, and Echo the Dolphin with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Assunta, Flora, Katharine, Coral the Betta, and Echo the Dolphin are now in your harem.

Amy Rose: Wow, that's really incredible.

Sticks the Badger: Many of us had fallen in love with Lincoln when we first met him, and well, can you even blame us, he's such a sweet, kind, brave, courageous, charismatic, and strong ladies' man, loving father of many children, loving brother and son, loving grandson, and loyal friend with a hot, massive, and muscular body, eight-pack abs, and good looks to boot.

We gasped: Sticks flirted with Lincoln by saying those words, and we knew what was about to happen to her.

Sonic: Uh, Sticks?

Suddenly, Lincoln with a sly grin on his face wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Sticks and he kissed her on the lips which she returned with intense passion as she wrapped her arms around him. Lincoln separated, but Sticks still had a red blush on her face with steam coming out of her ears.

Sticks the Badger: WHOO! WHAT A MAN!

Nicole: We warned you about that flirting with Lincoln many times, Sticks.

Tails: We did, but she always likes it whenever Lincoln responds in kind to her compliments.

Nico: As does with every girl in his harem and Guardian Angels whenever they say those compliments and he returns them in kind.

Lincoln: Hey, since April Fools' Day is today, why don't we celebrate by heading down to Dad's restaurant for an epic April Fools' Day humiliation spree?

Nico: Good idea, Lincoln, I like that.

Ace Bunny: Let us in on this as well, Lincoln. We got more than a few words to say to Flip and the other jerks.

Tech E Coyote: What they did in sending those massive armies of thugs to Acmetropolis in another futile attempt to get revenge on us during your rescue crossed a massive line, and now, we're out for blood.

Sylvester: And same with me since their futile attempt to murder my son led to my transformation and savagely butchering the thugs and spilling massive oceans of blood on the streets, and taking down Sylth Vester and getting him recruited to The Masters of Evil.

Me: Yeah, let's do it!

Nico: Let's go pay our resident jerks a visit and wring their necks.


Later it was time for Cadance's 3rd mission.

William: Anyone else want to go with Cadance! Besides Animorphs Jake and Kameo?

Maria: I'll go.

Me: Okay then.

Qin: Me and the Quantum Girls will go.

Me: Awesome idea. Okay.

Nico: Awesome! Okay lets head out.

We were off to New Townsville.


We arrived at New Townsville.

Nico: Wow!

Maria: So this is New Townsville.

Missy Rodgers: It's so awesome.

Qin: It sure is.

Erica Haddock: This is amazing.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is. I can't wait to face whatever villain is next.

Me: Me too.

We then saw a werewolf creature and the girls were fighting it.

Me: WHOA!

Applejack: What in Tarnation is that thing?!

Me: Wait Deadpool told us about that one. That's Bubbles' boyfriend Cody. They knew each other since they were younger.

Nico: And he was turned into a werewolf creature because of those blasted Z-Rays!

Me: Lets help him out!

We went at him.

Me: Hey down doggy!

Me and Twilight and the girls used the Elements of Harmony and fired a rainbow Helix Blast and it fired a beam of rainbow energy and blasted him and destroyed the Black Z-Rays in him and then he was reverted back to normal.

Me: That did it!

Nico: Yeah!

Cadance: That was a close one!

Bubbles Z: Cody!

He was back to normal but he was going to be really weak.

We went over to him.

Me: He'll be okay. He'll be weak from the destruction of the Z-Rays in him.

Cody: Bubbles?

Bubbles Z: Are you okay?

Cody: I feel like I got hit by a train.

Me: It's an incredibly complicated story.

Nico: Yeah.

Cody: Wow! You're Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's an honor to meet you.

Me: Same here. You'll be okay though.

Cadance: Girls, meet Animorphs Jake and Kameo.

Jake: Name's Jake Berenson. Awesome to meet you.

Kameo: And I'm Kameo. I'm the chosen one of the Elements.

Bubbles Z: Awesome to meet you guys.

Me: Jake has the power to turn into anything just by touching them.

Nico: Long story. And these are the Quantum Girls, my friends from school that I have known.

Qin: Awesome to meet you. I'm Qin Chen and I'm the Komodo Dragon Gene-slammer.

Erica Haddock: Erica Haddock and I'm a Tyrannosaurus Gene-slammer.

Missy Rodgers: I'm Missy Rodgers and I'm a Mewtwo Gene-slammer.

Ellie Singh: And I'm Ellie Singh and I'm a Kineceleran Gene-slammer.

Blossom Z: Awesome to meet you girls.

Qin: It's awesome to meet you too.

Blossom Z: Remember when I said that the 3 of us have own families? Well, they're at the lab right now.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: Lets go.

We went to Professor Utonium Z's lab.

We arrived.

Nico: Hi! You must be the families of the girls!

We were introduced to their families.


Kuriko Akatsutsumi (赤堤 くりこ, Akatsutsumi Kuriko)

Momoko's eight-year-old sister, and she is just as hyper and addicted to the sentai/hero genre as her older sister. She is very independent and likes to pretend she is a heroine. She admires the Powerpuff Girls Z and wishes to be a heroine just like them. She admires Rolling Bubbles and Powered Buttercup, but shows little favor for Hyper Blossom who, unbeknownst to her, is actually her own sister. She is also always looking for new ways to annoy her sister. She appears to be quite interested in Ken, especially when she realizes that he knows her sister. Similarly, Ken seems interested in her because of her resemblance to Blossom.

Kiyoko Gotokuji (豪徳寺清子, Gōtokuji Kiyoko)

Miyako' grandmother, who she lives with in a large traditional-looking house. She is gentle sounding and usually gets distracted by nostalgic things, but she can also be strict when it comes to manners. You also never see her eyes ever open, as they are always closed to portray a happy feeling. She is a traditional Japanese woman.

Tokio Matsubara (松原 時夫, Matsubara Tokio)

Kaoru's father, a professional wrestler and loving family man who is never seen without his mask. He left for Mexico when Kaoru was young, and studied the art of the luchador after experiencing a losing streak that could have cost him his career. His teacher was severely injured in what is implied to be his final match. The Masked Mexico was given his teacher's mask, which in true lucha spirit, he never removes, except when taking a shower. Since then, Kaoru has forgotten what her father's face looks like. There is no photograph in their family album that shows what his real face looks like either, mirroring Miss Bellum's running gag. After he wins the match against Giant Panda Mask, Kaoru finally got to see her father's face for the first time since before he left for Mexico, which is reportedly 'very handsome'.

Michiru Matsubara (松原満, Matsubara Michiru)

Kaoru's mother. She is a very good cook and is exceptionally gentle in contrast to her husband and kids. She also likes to smile a lot.

Dai Matsubara (松原 ダイ, Matsubara Dai)

Kaoru's older brother.

Shou Matsubara (松原 ショウ, Matsubara Shou)

Kaoru's younger brother.


Michiru: It's awesome to meet you all.

Me: Same here.

Blossom Z: My real name is Momoko Akatsutsumi but everyone calls me Blossom.

Bubbles Z: My real name is Miyako Gōtokuji but everyone calls me Bubbles.

Buttercup Z: And my real name is Kaoru Matsubara but everyone calls me Buttercup.

Me: Those are awesome names girls. Also we are no strangers to the people of Japan. Some of our most awesome and epic adventures were over there in the Prime Universe.

Michiru: That is amazing.

Me: It sure is.

Nico: You all should be proud of your daughters.

Michiru: We sure are and they were made into great heroes.

Kiyoko: It is amazing.

Me: It sure is. The Powerpuff Girls have come a long way not just here in New Townsville but also in battling many of their enemies with us.

Cadance: We are so proud of them too.

Kiyoko: That is awesome.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: It sure is.

Nico: And we know HIM is going to be the main target.

Me: That's right. Just like the one in the Prime Universe we're going to destroy that monster of ultimate chaotic evil.

Eli: Yeah he has terrorized this world for far too long.

Me: Yep and we're going to banish him to the black gates.

Michiru: The Black Gates?

Me: It's the deadliest technique we have in our arsenal.

I revealed what it does and how powerful it is.

Kiyoko: Oh my! That is amazing.

Me: Yep. But it only works on those that are completely irredeemable.

Eli: It's true.

Blossom Z: We'll have to see it in action soon.

Me: You'll be in for a surprise.

We then heard a roar.

Me: What the!?

Blossom Z: Oh no. HIM must be causing havoc right now.

Poochie: (sees something) No. It's worse!

Buttercup Z: What can be possibly worse then HIM causing havoc?!

We saw FUZZY LUMPKINS Z wreaking havoc!

Me: Oh man! That's your worlds version of Fuzzy Lumpkins.

Nico: I have a feeling he is DEFINITELY like the one we know in the Prime Universe.

Eli: Yeah I have that feeling too.

Me: Boy he sure looks pissed! Something or someone REALLY Ticked him off!

Qin: Yeah!

Me: In our universe girls the Prime Universe version of him lived out in the forests in a cabin all by himself and he lived in total isolation and we felt really sorry for him because he didn't have any friends. So we found him and we talked to him and got him redeemed and he is now one of our awesome friends.

Applejack: That was a grand adventure for y'all.

Nico: I wasn't with you guys when that happened but that was awesome.

Me: But we got to find out what has him upset.

Bubbles Z: Well, we won't find out what it is by standing around!

Me: Lets do it!

The girls transformed!

Blossom Z: BLOSSOM!

Bubbles Z: BUBBLES!

Buttercup Z: BUTTERCUP!

They transformed and were ready!

Me: Right on! Oh here girls. You'll like this.

I gave them their own Legend Items.

Blossom Z: Awesome! Our own Legend Items.

Me: Yep. You'll love what they can do.

Nico: Lets roll!

We were off.

Nico: But save them for Cadance's final mission.

Bubbles Z: You got it.

Me: Okay.

We saw him TRASHING the area!

Jake turned into a Siberian Tiger

Bubbles Z: WHOA! He turned into a white tiger!

Me: That's the power the Animorphs have. They can turn into anything on Earth or any other planet.

Nico: Yep.

Bubbles Z: Wow! That is cool!

Blossom Z: It sure is!

Jake: I thought it was cool myself. (ROARS)

We landed and Fuzzy Lumpkins Z saw us!

Me: Okay pink head what has you pissed off this time!?

Fuzzy Z Roared!

Nico used Blizzard's powers to freeze Fuzzy Lumpkins Z's body except for his head.

Fuzzy Lumpkins Z: Hey. Ya'll got me incapacitated!

Buttercup Z: Well, that's what we do with rampaging psychos.

Me: By freezing you in a block of ice.

Fuzzy Lumpkins Z: Yeah, I'm rampaging! Some idiot vandalized my home. And now, I've gotta find said idiot and stomp him good. And since I don't know who this idiot is, I've gotta stomp everybody. You know, just to be sure.

Blossom Z: Can you guys think of anyone who would be stupid enough to vandalize Fuzzy's home?

Me: Hmm. Well there's only one way to know for sure. We got to head to the scene of the crime. I got an idea.

We went to Fuzzy's house.

We arrived there.

Fuzzy Lumpkins Z: Heres we are.

Me: Okay.

We saw it destroyed and plastered with graffiti!

Me: Geez! Someone really did a number on it. And this was no April Fools joke.

Blossom Z: Look, Fuzzy. Life's given you a real kick in the ass. But crimes like these are usually unsolvable.

Bubbles Z: We may never know the true identities of the culprit.

Buttercup Z: Anywho, I'm sure Cadance and the rest of our new friends have some friendship advice to put this whole mess in perspective.

Cadance: That's right. We can help out.

Fuzzy Lumpkins Z: Alls right.

Me: Okay. Lets see here.

I used Clockwork's Time Review and it showed us 2 figures that we should have killed long ago! It was JOSEE AND JACQUES! They vandalized Fuzzy's home!

Me: (GASP) That's Josee and Jacques!

Nico: Not them!

Fuzzy Lumpkins Z: Whose they?

Me: 2 very dangerous and rotten to the core sore losers that I beat in the Ridonculous Race years ago. They hated my guts ever since then.

Eli: They are a couple of Sore Loser neanderthals.

Blossom Z: But the Ridonculous Race is over isn't it?

Me: Yes it just ended yesterday and we got back home last night. But these guys are dangerous as all get out.

Cadance: Fuzzy, you know you don't have to live alone by yourself, right?

Fuzzy Lumpkins Z: Some folks just like to be alone.

Me: Well most of the time being alone can always be a bad thing. The reason because is it always leaves an empty hole in your heart that can never be filled up. That whole can be filled in by the one thing that you need to make you complete and that is friends. You just need someone to be friends with.

Eli: Yeah Fuzzy. You are just lonely because of you don't have any friends because you live out here all by yourself.

Twilight Sparkle: That's right Fuzzy. When I started out in my studies I did not understand what friendship was before. But I have come a long way in my journey with my friends not just in Ponyville but in Canterlot and the Human World with everyone. Its taught me so much and I became the Princess of Friendship.

Me: But what made us all become more than friends and became an amazing family is all of our friendships with Twilight and friends. After the Great War with the Royal Defenders we met Twilight and friends in the Prime Universe and we became amazing friends with them and their lessons in friendship have taught us so much.

Nico: It's true. And now Twilight and friends are all Lincoln's future wives and have awesome children.

Me: And we defeated many of Twilight Sparkle's dangerous enemies and saved the world so many times. They have been a massively invaluable asset to the entire team.

Qin: It's true. And they are awesome sisters and friends.

Sunset Shimmer: It's true. And it is amazing.

Fuzzy Lumpkins Z: (sighs) You guys are right. And I guess it's not like stomping everyone will unvandalize my house, right?

Me: That's not a real word but yeah.

Just then, Nico got a call on his communicator.

Nico: Hello?

Josee: Hey there, losers!

Me: Oh great!

Nico: What the fuck do you two want?

Jacques: We just wanted to see if you wanted to know about how who vandalized Fuzzy's home.

Buttercup Z: Um, we already covered that. Unsolvable crime. No one will ever know.

Josee: (laughs) Oh, it's not unsolvable. Me and Jacques did the vandalism!

Fuzzy Lumpkins Z growled loudly at this.

Me: Actually we already knew it had to be you!

Jacques: Anyway, if you want us, come get us! (hangs up)

Me: With pleasure you bitch and bastard! With pleasure. And this time you will be getting the Black Gates.

Fuzzy Lumpkins Z: THOSE 2 ARE GONNA GET IT! (breaks out of the ice)

Blossom Z: Now, Fuzzy. Remember what Cadance and the others-

Fuzzy Z pushed us aside as he ran to where Josee and Jacques were.

Bubbles Z: We gotta follow him!

Erica Haddock: After me and the Quantum Girls get changed into jumpsuits.

Me: Okay but hurry.

They went and did so and came back in their jumpsuits.

Blossom Z: Why did they do that?

Me: You'll see soon.

We went and followed Fuzzy Lumpkins Z.

Buttercup Z: Why don't we just let Fuzzy beat those two to death?

Maria: Because Fuzzy might cause property damage and hurt innocent civilians in the process!

Me: She's right. Let us handle those two. I got some payback to dish out on them. This time, (CRACKS KNUCKLES) No mercy.

Qin: Yeah what they did is unforgivable.

Me: And I'm gonna smash their skulls in.

We landed and I kicked Jacques and Cadance kicked Josee in her face!

Rainbow Dash got in front of Fuzzy Z.

Rainbow Dash: Fuzzy, calm down!

Fuzzy Z: Calm down?! You want those two dead too!

Rainbow Dash: We do. But we don't want innocents caught in the crossfire! I know the property damage might be inevitable. But at least let me get the civilians to somewhere safe!

Fuzzy Z: Alls right.

POW!

I punched Jacques and sent him crashing into a street light!

SMASH!

It fell on top of him!

Me: That must've hurt. Hey Josee you will always be a LOSER!

When I said that SOMETHING INSIDE HER COMPLETELY SNAPPED! THEN SHE COMPLETELY LOST IT!

The Quantum Girls groaned as they started sweating and their stomachs growled.

Bubbles Z: Where did you girls even get the jumpsuits?

Qin: We had them made for us when we transform to not damage our clothes.

They changed and turned into their Gene-slammer forms!

Qin turned into Scalebreath, Erica was a Tyrannosaurus, Ellie was a Kineceleran and Missy was a Mewtwo!

Nico: YEAH!

Maria: Let's get some backup in here! (TURNS DIAL) PIRATES AND WHALES!

She summoned Greiger, Sindbad, Captain Brineybeard, Captain Kid, Sea Captain (Felix The Cat), Tobias Whale, Tar Monster, Ravess, 1973 Sand Banbera, Lightmaster and Pierre the Pirate.

Greiger: Time for some buttkicking!

Scalebreath: Oh yeah!

She fired a blast of fire and burned Josee's hair off!

Fuzzy slammed Jacques to the ground.

SMASH!

Nico: (gets out Po Kong and Goliath's Ridewatches) Save some for us!

Nico grew to 50 feet tall and then he jumped and smashed Josee under his huge butt!

Josee: GET YOUR BIG FAT LOSER BUTT OFF ME!

Nico: Oh you mean this butt?

LOUD FART!

He farted on her and she was throwing up all over.

Scalebreath fired a blast of fire and burned her all over by igniting the gas!

Jake: (gets out Angry Archer's Core Medal) Rainbow Dash, please tell me you got the civilians somewhere safe!

Rainbow Dash: I did. Got them out of there fast.

Jake: Good.

He activated it and fired waves of arrows and they hit Jacques on his butt and exploded!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Nico: NICE!

POW! BIFF BONK BIFF BONK!

Cadance was hitting Josee and Jacques back and forth and it was awesome.

Then she shoved both their faces in Nico's butt and then…

LOUD SUPER FART!

He farted in their faces at point black range and they threw up!

Nico: Ahhh!

I gave Jacques a nasty atomic wedgie and Eli put a lava bomb in his underwear and then it popped and his butt was on fire!

Jacques screamed in pain as his butt was burning!

Kameo turned into Chilla.

Chilla: Time to give these freaks the cold shoulder!

She fired waves of ice and blasted them with extreme cold and froze them.

She turned into Pummel Weed and smashed their faces in and knocked out some of their teeth!

Blossom bashed Josee with her Yo Yo.

Buttercup bashed Jacques on his head with her hammer and Bubbles fired bubbles and blasted them all over.

Me: I got an idea! Nico you're probably going to hate me for this.

Nico: What is it.

I pulled out a dart and it had the Joker's face on it.

Nico: Oh boy.

I threw it and it hit Jacques and injected JOKER VENOM INTO HIM!

Kameo: (Gets out Eli Moon's Core Medal) Now for this!

She activated it and fired waves of magic and blasted Josee all over.

Nico: YEAH!

Then Jacques started laughing uncontrollably and then HE GOT AN UGLY JOKER FACE AND GRIN! HE WAS LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKED UP LUNATIC!

Nico: At least we're using Joker's props for good.

Me: Only on those that deserve it.

Josee: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM!?

Me: None of your fucking business!

Fuzzy Z grabbed Jacques and used him to beat Josee.

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Jacques was laughing like a fucked up lunatic all over the place as he did it!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Nico: Take that!

Maria: Is the next Gene Slammer close?

Then fireballs flew in and burned Josee all over.

An Emboar came in.

Me: An Emboar!

Erica Haddock: Wow!

Emboar: (In a girls voice) I've had it with these stupid losers.

Nico: Nikki Tora! Wow!

She reverted back and was a girl with yellow, red and orange clothes and had red hair and had yellow eyes.

Nikki Tora: I never want to see these fucking losers again.

Me: Darn tootin! Nico hand me one of your grenades.

Nico: Here you go.

Me: Thank you.

I infused it with Black Gate fire and pulled the pin with my teeth.

Me: Fire in the hole!

I threw it and it went into Josee's mouth and she swallowed it and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Jacques and Josee exploded in a massive fireball and their bodies were obliterated. Their spirits were judged by the spirits of those they hurt and they were found guilty by those they hurt and they were fading away and they were shocked!

Josee: NO! You can't do this to us!

Me: Try me! You caused so much pain and you deserve this. Good bye and good riddance Jacque and Josee. Say hi to Heather for us.

Josee and Jacques: DAMN YOU TO HELL TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STO… (FADES!)

They were gone for good!

Fuzzy Z: (gives me and Nico a bear hug) Thanks for helping me, ya'll!

Nico: (straining) Don't mention it.

Me: (GROANING) YOU'RE CRUSHING ME!

Cadance: Fuzzy you better let them go before their heads explode.

Fuzzy Z: Oh sorry.

He let go.

Me: That was awesome though.

Nico: Yep.

Scalebreath: That was cool though.

Blossom Z: Was that the Black Gates?

Me: Yep. It sure was.

Bubbles Z: Wow that was deadly.

Me: Like I said, it's the deadliest technique in our arsenal.

Eli: Yep.

Nikki Tora: It sure is awesome though.

Blossom Z: What's your favorite menory of Nico?

Nikki Tora: When me and Nico had a General Tsao Chicken eating contest.

Me: Ooh that's my favorite kind of chicken. Especially with those Kung Pao chili peppers.

Eli: Those are awesome.

Nikki Tora: Yep we ate a lot of it and we both tied.

Nico: Yeah we sure did.

Nico and Nikki hugged.

Nico: I've missed you Nikki.

Nikki Tora: Me too Nico. Me too.

Nikki then put something on his back.

It was a sign that said kick me.

KROW!

I kicked Nico in his butt!

Nico: OUCH!

Me: Sorry Nico but you had this on your back.

I pulled it off.

Nico: Kick me? Oh very funny Nikki.

Nikki Tora: APRIL FOOLS!

I put the Quantum girls in a dome of darkness and gave them their clothes and The Quantum Girls reverted back.

They were back to normal and got their clothes on.

Qin: That was awesome.

Blossom Z: It sure was!

Erica Haddock: It sure was!

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it was.

We went back home.


We later came back.

May: How did it go guys?

Me: Really awesome!

We revealed everything.

May: Josee and Jacques were there!?

Me: Yep. But we have seen the last of them for good.

Laney: Good riddance. I'm glad they are gone.

Varie: No kidding.

May: Next time, Eiji and Leo Corbett should go with you guys.

Nico: Awesome idea.

Will Vandom: I'll go too and so will all my friends.

Me: Awesome. It'll be great to show the powers of the Guardians.

Nico: Yep.


Lincoln was reading a book.

Poromon: Lincoln, can you help me with these chips?

Lincoln: Sure.

He opened the can and then…

BOING BOING BOING!

NUMEROUS SPRINGS BOUNCED OUT OF IT!

Poromon: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!

Lincoln: (LAUGHS) The old spring snakes in a can! Love it.

Horsea: Here's a present, Luna.

Luna: Thanks little dude.

She opened it and then…

SPLAT!

She got hit in the face with a chocolate pie!

Horsea: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!

Luna: (SLURPS) Chocolate pie. My favorite. (LAUGHS) That was yummy!

Jirachi: Hey, Lily. How about a handshake?

Lily: Sure.

He and Lily shook hands and then….

BBBBUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZ!

Lily: (SCREAMS)

Jirachi: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS! The Joy Buzzer.

Lily: (LAUGHS) That is always a classic. Good one!

May: Hey Nico want some gum?

Nico: Sure May. [He chews the gum but then he screams as his head explodes]

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

Nico regrew his head like Jeebs did!

May: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!

Nico: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!

Lily: Fell for the Exploding Chewing Gum. Awesome.

Luan: Ha! Gotcha!

But Tentacool appeared to be dead.

Luan: Tentacool!

Tentacool: BOO!

Luan: (SCREAM) (CRASH!)

She fell down.

Tentacool: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!

Luan: (LAUGHS) I knew it all along.

WE LAUGHED!

Me: (LAUGHS) That was funny.

Manaphy put a whoopee cushion on Laney's seat.

Laney sat on it and then…

LOUD FART!

Laney: WHOA! What the!

She pulled out the cushion.

Manaphy: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!

Laney: (LAUGHS) That was a good one Manaphy!

Manaphy: Thanks.

I was watching TV and then the phone rang.

Me: Oh I'll get that.

I went and got it.

Me: Hello Team Loud Phoenix Storm?

Bart Simpson: Uh yeah I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Weiner, First name Drew, middle initial P.

Me: One sec I'll check. I got a Drew P. Weiner here. Anyone expecting a Drew P. Weiner? I hold in my hand a Drew P. Weiner.

Valon: Better put it down then mate!

Everyone laughed hysterically!

Bart Simpson: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!

Me: (LAUGHS) Good one Bart!

Lisa Loud: Greetings, Poliwag.

Poliwag: Hey, Lisa. (seemingly starts to barf)

VOMITS!

Then out came fake vomit!

SPLAT!

Lisa Loud: That is unamusing.

Poliwag: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!

Lisa Loud: That was amusing.

Nico: Let's go to Lynn's table.

Me: That was awesome! Hey Nico you got something on your shirt.

Nico: Where?

I flicked him on his nose and he fell back and landed on something with a huge fart!

LOUD FART!

Nico: Whoa pardon me!

I pulled out a whoopee cushion.

Me: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!

Nico: (LAUGHS) Good one!

Pizza Steve: (LAUGHS) Hey J.D. want some juice?

He gave me a glass of red juice.

Me: Sure.

I drank it but then I SCREAMED IN EXPLOSIVE PAIN AS A MASSIVE JET OF FIRE EXPLODED OUT OF MY MOUTH! WITH EXTREME FORCE! AND THEN MY FIRE AURA EXPLODED OUT!

Me: (COUGHS) WHOA!

Pizza Steve: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS! You just drank Tears of Zephos Extract Chili Juice!

Me: That was funny! Good one!

Nico: YEAH!

We went down to the surface.

But then a Jokerz member came and he had a pie.

Jokerz thug: Fork over your money!

I took the pie and shoved it in his face!

SMASH!

Me: Nice try jerkwad.

But just then, a figure jumped behind him and cut his head off.

SLASH!

Me: What the!?

I saw the figure and it was a member of the Renegades! He was dressed in all white! It was Moon Knight!

Me: (GASP!) Mark Spector A.K.A. Moon Knight!

Moon Knight: Sorry you had to see that guys.

Me: It's an honor to meet you.

Moon Knight: Same to you J.D.

Maria: Would the rest of your team come out in the open please?

They came out and we saw that they were Lillie's brother Gladion, Dawn's friend Zoey, Kilowatt, Azrael and Scarlet Spider!

Me: (GASP) Michael Lane A.K.A. Azrael, Benjamin Reilly A.K.A. Scarlet Spider and Kilowatt!

Dawn: Zoey!

Lillie: Gladion!

Dawn and Lillie hugged them.

Robin: It's great to see you again Kilowatt.

Kilowatt: Same to you Robin.

Spiderman: Good to see you, Scarlet.

Scarlet Spider: (chuckles) You too, punk.

Gladion: Ash you're looking great.

Ash: Same here Gladion.

Pikachu: Pikachu.

Dawn: Man I did not expect you to be a member of the Renegades here Zoey.

Zoey: Surprising huh Dawn.

Nico: Which one of you is the leader?

Moon Knight: That would be me.

Qin: Awesome.

Me: We really are forever grateful to all six of you for keeping the city safe in our absence.

Scarlet Spider: Well, with you guys being understandably stressed out after everything, someone had to make sure something like Team Buktu never happened again.

Azrael: Not that we blame you. Especially with how people chose Team Buktu after you guys last year. But unlike them, we're not gloryhounds.

Me: That is for sure. But we owe you all big for that.

Nico: Boy you guys were REALLY busy taking care of everything. We got calls from the police, the President and even the Mayor of the city telling us about what happened.

Me: And we were getting updates on the news about what was happening in the city.

Eli: No kidding.

Gladion: We were really busy these last 13 days.

Me: You sure were.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Damian Shub-Niggurath, the younger brother of Selena Shub-Niggurath and leader of The Cult of Shub-Niggurath, and that demon Dark Goth is heading here to get revenge on Lincoln and Selena for what Lincoln did to his cult members in Romania. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is Damian Shub-Niggurath on the move?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, that demon Dark Goth is heading here to get revenge on me and Selena for what I did to his cult members in Romania.

Selena Shub-Niggurath: So, he finally arrives to get revenge. Okay, then, if he wants one final fight with me, then, I'll be more than glad to break his neck along with every last bone in his body, and I said it once, I'll say it again, that little monster's no longer my brother, he died the very day he tried to sacrifice me to appease Shub-Niggurath without realizing I'm the Incarnation of The Black Goat.

Nico: He'll pay for what he's done, Selena, you and Lincoln will both make him pay. Alright, gang, let's go, it's time to pay our resident jerks a little visit.

Lincoln: This is going to be one awesome humiliation extravaganza especially on April Fools' Day, and once we get done trouncing and humiliating them, you're next, Damian Shub-Niggurath.

Selena Shub-Niggurath: Damian, you better be ready for one last fight, because now, you will suffer the dark fury of Shub-Niggurath's Incarnation, me.

Sylvester: Let me do the entrance, Nico, I think it's time those jerks see what kind of monster they've unleashed.

Nico: You got it.

Sylvester's large and long black cape opened up, and it enveloped all of us and we were off to Lynn's Table.

At Lynn's Table, the resident jerks, Flip, Lewis Travolta, Billy McLean, Amy, Trina Riffins, Icky Vicky, Bubble Bass, Pablo, Anderson, and Bradley Uppercrust III were absolutely steaming with pure rage. Suddenly, a massive colony of vampire bats came flying into the restaurant, and then, torrents of blood and darkness with demonic red eyes came pouring in, and it summoned the familiars of Vlad Dracula's victims who proceeded to attack the jerks with the fury of the undead. Then, as the familiars disappeared, they saw Sylvester appear, and his large and long black cape opened up, and a furious barrage of elemental forces came firing out and it hit the jerks causing more gold and jewels to explode out of them, and then, a phoenix and Thunderbird came flying out, and they crashed onto the ground letting out a cry and screech, an explosion erupted, and then, we appeared.

Poromon: Hello, Lynn's table!

Nico: GOOD MORNING LYNN'S TABLE CREW!

Lynn Sr.: Hey guys!

Flip: (Displeased) OH GREAT LOOK WHO IS BACK! THE LOSER SWINDLERS!

Me: (Sarcastically) Gee nice to see you too ya filthy mutant cheepskate.

Lynn Sr.: Wow, now that was one awesome entrance.

Poliwag: I got the pies ready!

Me: Awesome!

Lynn Sr.: Usual guys?

Me: Don't you know it.

Lynn Sr.: Coming right up!

Me: Thank Sylvester for that one.

Ace Bunny: He sure knows how to come up with an amazing entrance, and now that we're here, we got a few words to say to you and the other jerks.

The Loonatics and Sylvester approached the jerks with anger and fury, and they were now pissed off at them.

Ace Bunny: You've got some absolute fucking nerve to send those thugs to Acmetropolis in another stupid attempt to get revenge on us, Flip! Honestly, it's like you were born with tapioca pudding for brains and all you can ever think about was money and ripping people off and ruining their lives!

Ace Bunny fired a yellow energy blast which hits Flip and more gold and jewels exploded out of him as he screamed.

Tech E Coyote: And don't even get me started on you, Trina, and Icky Vicky, Amy! You three never had so much as a kind bone in your body, Amy, you tormented your younger and much prettier sister, Sammy, for years, you and your heartless greedy mother, and what you two did in killing your dad, that's a line you've crossed too many times. But, you crossed too many lines already thanks to what we heard, Trina, you made the lives of your brother, his friends, and Courtney Hell with your rage-crazy temper, you Satanic brat, and you made the lives of Timmy and every last kid in Dimmsdale a living Hell, Icky Vicky!

Trina Riffins, Icky Vicky, and Amy: I'LL KILL YOU, YOU FLEA-BITTEN MUTT!

Tech E Coyote: MUTT?!

Tech E Coyote fired powerful blasts of green energy, green and black darkness, green lightning, green electromagnetic blasts, green magnetic blasts, and green coyotes at Trina Riffins, Icky Vicky, and Amy, and they were really blasted all over the place and more jewels and coins came pouring out of them.

Lexi Bunny: (To Pablo and Anderson) And don't even get started on you two butt-faced psychopaths, you know, it's bad enough you've tried to kill Lincoln and his friends and Guardian Angels many times in the past, but I can never forgive any of your attempts to kill Taylor, and you know what, she made the right choice to drop you both like a sack of potatoes, but you don't even know when to quit!

Lexi Bunny fired pink energy blasts at Pablo and Anderson, and more gold and jewels exploded out of them as they got hit hard.

Danger Duck: And don't even get me started on you and Billy McLean, Bradley Uppercrust III, you're such a narcissist and a cheat who doesn't even know the first thing when it comes to sportsmanship, you've cheated numerous times in the past College X-Games, but on the day Max and his team came to take the crown from you, you tried to cheat again and kill Max and your own teammate, Tank, but that failed all thanks to Lincoln and a familiar face you know all too well: Alaina Ceolrince, who busted you and got you disqualified, and you, Billy, you're nothing more than a traitor who put the Total Drama Crew through Hell with your sadistic tortures and all for your ratings. If Canada re-established The Death Penalty, you'd be getting a one-way trip to the Gas Chamber, but getting humiliated by us, that's a fate far worse for scum like you.

Danger Duck fired orange energy blasts at Billy McLean and Bradley Uppercrust III and they exploded as they hit them and more gold and jewels came out of them.

Rev Runner: And don't even get me started on you two gluttons, you've caused enough trouble to too many restaurants and you've acted like high and mighty jerks when in reality you're not, and what you both did in racking up a massive tab in Lynn's Table and The Krusty Krab, you'll probably pay the tabs off when you're old and gray!

Rev Runner and Slam Tasmanian fired blasts of wind at Lewis Travolta and Bubble Bass, and they got hit hard by the winds, and more gold and jewels came out of them.

Sylvester: And this...is for what your thugs tried to do to my son!

Sylvester's large and long black cape opened up, and a massive colony of vampire bats came out and attacked the jerks by clawing their faces, and more gold and jewels came out of them!

Nico: WHOA!

Maria: As they say, jerks!

Lincoln's Guardian Angels: PAYBACK'S A BITCH!

The jerks screamed and hollered out a ton of profanities and cursing at us, and our energy auras flare up thanks to their extreme hatred.

Me: YEAH!

Qin: Take that!

Manaphy: Let's summon crows!

Lincoln: Lets do it! APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: CROWS OF CHAOS!

He covered the jerks with water then covered them with hay and he summoned crows to peck on them.

They were screaming all over and one of the crows even pecked out Amy's eyes and she screamed in pain!

Nico: Nice one!

Horsea: I'll spray ink at them!

She squirted Ink and splattered them all over.

Risky Boots: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: RACCOON ROUNDUP!

She triggered a spring loaded boxing glove booby trapped fridge which punched the jerks sending right into an oven full of rabid raccoons!

They mauled them all over.

Rottytops: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: PINK PAINT MAYHEM!

They threw a massive pink balloon filled with pink paint at the jerks which upon detonating colored the jerks with various shades of pink.

Sky (Shantae): APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: LEMONY BLAST!

She fired a massive tsunami of lemon juice on the jerks and some of it got into the eyes of the jerks

Shantae: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION STYLE: LIMA BEAN BARRAGE!

She fired a barrage of lima beans into the jerks' mouths which made them crap their pants.

Chirol: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: JELLO FUN!

She threw the jerks into giant blocks of flavored jello.

LadyDevimon: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION INSULT STYLE: YO MAMA!

She insults Flip

LadyDevimon: Yo mama so rich that Tom Nook from Animal Crossing took loans from her. Yo mama so fat when Dracula drank her blood he got diabetes. Yo mama so stupid she went to the Apple store to get a Big Mac. Yo mama so ugly even Akuma from street fighter would not get near her. Yo mama so rich when she booked a hotel room she booked the entire hotel. Yo mama so stupid she makes Goofy look smarter.

She insults the Wet Bandits

LadyDevimon: Yo mama so stupid she even failed kindergarten. Yo mama so rich she plays go fish with credit cards. Yo mama so hairy that Bigfoot took pictures of her. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo mama so fat when she wears a green bikini people shout "Godzilla!" Yo mama so stupid she thought Starbucks was alien currency.

She insults Bradley Uppercrust III

LadyDevimon: Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoked. Yo mama so fat she doesn't smoke weed she deep fries it. Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.

She insults the rest of the jerks

LadyDevimon: Yo mama so rich every Halloween she passes out gold bars. Yo mama so hot she cooks barbecue on her ass. Yo mama so fat when she jumped into an ocean she caused a massive tsunami. Yo mama so stupid she played got your nose with Voldemort!

Lilithmon: APRIL FOOLS INSULT STYLE: ROASTS OF PAIN!

She insults Bradley uUppercrust III

Lilithmon: You are an ugly worst carbon copy of Tony Hawk and had a steaming romp with Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins aka the flat chested duo. You are an ugly athlete and are an even uglier cheating pirate. Your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Your athlete skills are worse than your sense of style and you are a glory-obsessed perverted bastard. Learn to play fair and respect women you perverted bastard.

She Insults Flip.

Lilithmon: You are the ultimate definition of failure as a thief and you are ugly and still use cheap models likely to save money like a penny pinching con artist and you are ugly beyond belief and are in a serious need of cleaning. You fail at being a thief and at life you greedy money obsessed bastard from the darkest reaches of hell.

She insults Lews Travolta.

Lilithmon: You are a gluttonous perverted freak of nature and like Bubble Bass like to con other restaurants for free food and you are uglier than Deadpool. Even Choji would have no trouble whooping your ass you mega fatass.

Choji and Deadpool laughed!

She insults the rest of the jerks

Lilithmon: You bastards are ugly beyond belief and you all had ugly faces that make even Yzma look beautiful and your sense of style makes Kuzco's look more amazing. learn to be nice you bunch of hateful jerks.

They cried like babies.

Molly McGee: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: SKATEBOARD BOWLING!

She strapped the jerks onto skateboards and threw them at giant bowling pins!

Andrea Davenport: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: EXPLODING CIGARS!

She placed exploding cigars onto the mouths of the jerks and they exploded!

Mollie: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: CROTCH SHOCKERS!

She fired lightning bolts at the crotches of the jerks!

Vinyl Scratch: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: DEMOLITION MAYHEM!

She placed the jerks in remote controlled cars and made them do demolition derby.

Princess Devilotte de Deathsatan IX: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: WHIPLASH PAIN!

She placed the jerks in the Requiem for a Whiplash roller coaster.

Jinx (League of Legends): APRIL FOOLS BLAST STYLE: EXPLODING METHANE BLAST!

She threw the jerks into a pool of what looked like water only to turn out to be methane then fired rockets at them and upon explosive contact.

Ranamon: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: SLIME SLIPPING!

She fired slime on the floor then the jerks slipped and slide right into a cabinet full of paint which fell on them.

Jerks: Uh oh!

CRASH!

They were covered in paint.

Ophanimon: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: HOLE-Y PUSH!

She pushed the jerks right into a 50 foot hole and they landed front side first.

BanchoLillymon: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: NAIL IN TAR!

She stripped the jerks of their shoes and socks and made them go up the stairs but then they stepped into sharp door nails into their feet and fell down on the floor back sides.

Venusmon: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: SCORCHING HEADS!

She set the jerks' heads on fire then the jerks jumped head first into a pool full of what looked like water but is actually methane.

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Riruka Dokugamine: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: CONCRETE OUCH!

She dropped a massive concrete bag on the jerks!

Jerks: UH OH!

BLAM!

OUCH!

Yachiru Kusajishi: APRIL FOOLS PAIN STYLE: GLASS FEET BREAK!

She placed several glass ornaments and the jerks stepped on them!

They screamed in pain.

Emerald Sustrai: APRIL FOOLS PAIN STYLE: CAN PIPE OUCH!

She threw paint cans at the jerks then a giant pipe and then dropped the pipe on them.

Neopolitan: APRIL FOOLS PAIN STYLE: TOY CAR SLIDE!

She placed toy cars on the floor and the jerks stepped on them.

Rangiku Matsumoto: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE TOOL OUCH!

She shoved a giant tool chest down the stairs and it crashed on the jerks

Daring Do: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: JERKS IN POOP!

She tripped the jerks in a giant pile of elephant poop.

Trina Riffins: OK seriously who left elephant poop in here?!

N'dugo: Bad guys fall in poop. Classic element of physical comedy, now comes the part where we throw our heads and laugh. Ready?

Everyone: Ready! (laughs hysterically)

Betty Boop: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: DANCING HULA!

She dressed the jerks in ugly underwear and made do hula dancing while being recorded.

Lum Invader: APRIL FOOLS SHOCK STYLE: THUNDER SHOCK!

She fired lightning bolts and shocking the jerks to the point of their skeletons showing.

Moroha: APRIL FOOLS CLOTH STYLE: BIKINI SLASH!

She slashed their clothes until they were made into ugly bikinis!

Jade Chan: APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: FLOWER HAIRS!

She switched the hair of the jerks with the hair made of flowers.

Jessica Shannon: APRIL FOOLS STING STYLE: BEE BUSH!

She covered the jerks private areas with honey then kicked them right at a giant bee hive got the bees swarming all over them and the hair made of flowers.

Peni Parker: NOW SAY YOU'RE SORRY! APRIL FOOLS PAIN STYLE: SLAP OF PAIN!

She the jerks all over.

Peni: Are you sorry yet?

Bradley Uppercrust III: I think we peed a little.

Juri Han: APRIL FOOLS NIGHTMARE STYLE: DEAD SPACE NIGHTMARE!

She made illusions of the scariest monsters of Dead Space which made them peed and crapped their pants.

Chun-Li: APRIL FOOLS PAIN STYLE: FACE SMASH!

She performed her Lightning Kick and wrecked the faces of the jerks and broke their teeth too.

Yuna: APRIL FOOLS PAIN STYLE: NUT SHOT PAIN!

She kicked the male jerks' crotches then shoved lobsters down male jerks' pants which then bit the male jerks' nuts.

Sasha (Stitch): APRIL FOOLS COMEDY STYLE: PIMPLE MADNESS!

She made acne appear all over the jerks.

Trina and Icky Vicky: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! WE'RE HIDEOUS!

Sasha (Stitch!): Hi hideous nice to meet you I'm Sasha.

Lincoln and his harem: APRIL FOOLS FINAL SMASH: APRIL FOOLS MAYHEM!

They first threw the jerks into a vat of hot nacho cheese, then they wedgied the jerks, stuffed their pants with sloppy joes, then they poured super hot hot sauce on their underwear.

Jerks: MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING!

Then they shaved off the hair of the jerks, then they threw the jerks into a vat of live clams, then they dressed the jerks in the ugliest bikinis which they posted on social media and finally they threw exploding pies at the jerks!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Massive piles of gold and jewels all exploded out of them.

Lincoln: Now, that's what I call one awesome humiliation extravaganza!

Nico: You got that right, Lincoln, and that was also some sweet payback The Loonatics and Sylvester delivered unto the jerks.

Me: Like Lincoln's Guardian Angels say, Payback's a Bitch.

Selena Shub-Niggurath: Speaking of payback being a bitch, we still got Damian to deal with, and my demonic psychopathic brother should be arriving to get revenge on me...right now!

?: SELENA SHUB-NIGGURATH, LINCOLN LANDON LOUD, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR RUINING MY DEVOTION TO SHUB-NIGGURATH!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln: Oh great, there's no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, you just don't know when to call it quits, do you, Damian?!

A figure came out, and it was a demonic Dark Goth male with pitch black hair, red eyes, pale skin, and dressed in black clothes, it was Damian Shub-Niggurath, the former younger brother of Selena Shub-Niggurath and fanatical leader of The Cult of Shub-Niggurath.

Selena Shub-Niggurath: I should've known you'd escape from your wretched prison cell, along with finding out your cult was in Romania causing havoc and running loose, but their attempted sacrifice failed thanks to Selene Febriaz.

Damian Shub-Niggurath: I will spill all of your blood in reverence to Shub-Niggurath, and the world of man will be brought to its knees!

Selena Shub-Niggurath: Not happening anytime soon, you wretched little monster!

Suddenly, Selena Shub-Niggurath's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black and red energy aura with darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods, she unholstered her massive Shub-Niggurath-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Damian Shub-Niggurath, she left black and red energy, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods with every step.

Selena Shub-Niggurath: Damian, from the very day you were born, you were nothing but trouble, you caused both me, Mom, and Dad nothing but grief by always causing trouble, and even worse, when you started your stupid cult and began killing people in your crazed sacrificial rituals to Shub-Niggurath, you broke Mom and Dad's heart, and on the day you tried to sacrifice me, Lincoln saved me and beat your butt into the ground before the cops took you away to prison. But, after what we saw today along with your cult in Romania, it's clear you refuse to quit. Well, I've had it up to hear with you, Damian Shub-Niggurath, now, I shall end you hear and now, I hope you're ready to be destroyed by the dark madness of Shub-Niggurath for your crimes against mankind and the universe!

Suddenly, Selena Shub-Niggurath was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and red energy with dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, and Eldritch Runes surrounding the vortex, there are the Dark Young galloping around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix and above it is Shub-Niggurath, The Black Goat, with red eyes glaring at Damian Shub-Niggurath: the eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Selena Shub-Niggurath emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Selena Shub-Niggurath grew from 6'5" to 7'4" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long purple hair, she has neon red eyes and a black and red energy aura with darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods surrounding her, she has the Sigil of Shub-Niggurath emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blood red iris, she has on demon earrings with blood red gems for eyes, and holding the Dark, Satanic, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Shub-Niggurath with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Satanic, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her blood red Shub-Niggurath-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Selena Shub-Niggurath has on a sleeveless black crop top, black skirt with the image of Cthulhu on it, black pants, black knee-high high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods on the coattails, and on the back is Nyarlathotep surrounded by darkness. Suddenly, Selena Shub-Niggurath felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with blood red tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with red tips and red markings. Selena Shub-Niggurath has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Selena Shub-Niggurath's massive Shub-Niggurath-themed greatsword and all of the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and red energy, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Shub-Niggurath's Cosmic Eternal Outer God Fertility Greatsword of Dark Outer God Eldritch Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems, and Eldritch Runes and Shub-Niggurath etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large black goat heads and tentacles for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and blood red gems embedded on their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black goat heads and tentacles with red gems for eyes and large blood red gem on the bottom of the black goat heads and tentacles for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Shub-Niggurath with blood red gems for eyes and a large blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Shub-Niggurath that said, "Selena Shub-Niggurath, Incarnation of Shub-Niggurath, Most Powerful of The Cthulhu Mythos Incarnations, Master of The Lovecraftian Curse Shub-Niggurath's Dark Young Nebulous Curse, Master of The Dark Omnipotent Powers of Shub-Niggurath, Friend of Adriana Azathoth, Arabella Yog-Sothoth, Adrienne Nyarlathotep, Callista Cthulhu, Helena Hastur, and Cadenza Cthugha, Master of Darkness, Black Magic, Dark Magic, and Satanic Magic, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and All of Lincoln's Despicable Enemies, Archenemy of Fishman, Ex-Older Sister and Destroyer of Damian Shub-Niggurath, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, and The Outer Gods"

セレナ・シュブニグラス、シュブ・ニグラス の化身、クトゥルフ神話の化身 の中で最も強力、ラヴクラフトの呪い のマスター シュブ・ニグラス ダーク・ヤング・ネビュラス・カース、シュブ・ニグラス の暗黒の全能の力のマスター、アドリアナ・アザトース の友人、アラベラ・ヨグ・ソトス、エイドリアン・ニャルラトテップ、カリスタ・クトゥルフ、ヘレナ・ハスター、および カデンツァ・クトゥガ、マスター オブ ダークネス、ブラック マジック、ダーク マジック、および サタニックマジック、愛の守護天使 および リンカーン・ラウド の将来の妻、ダークロリのスマッシャー、ダークリン、ダークローラ、ダーク リサ、ダーク ルアン、およびすべてのリンカーンの卑劣な敵、フィッシュマンの大敵、ダミアン シュブ ニグラスの元姉であり駆逐艦、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、アメイジングの驚くべき強力な学生そして強力な教師、そして闇のマスター、ダークマジック、ブラックマジック、サタニックマジック、そして外なる神々

Selena Shub-Niggurath has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SHUB-NIGGURATH-DEMON-OUTER GOD-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA OUTER GOD FERTILITY MADNESS SHUB-NIGGURATH DEMONIC SATANIC OUTER GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE OUTER GOD FERTILITY MADNESS SHUB-NIGGURATH OUTER GOD JUSTICE AND DIVINE OUTER GOD FERTILITY MADNESS SHUB-NIGGURATH OUTER GOD LOVE!

We were amazed by Selena Shub-Niggurath's Super Angel-Shub-Niggurath-Demon-Outer God-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Damian Shub-Niggurath saw it, he went mad and ran at his ex-sister and tried to stab her with a ritual dagger, but Selena Shub-Niggurath fired a black and red energy blast, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Eldritch Runes, and Outer Gods at Damian Shub-Niggurath, which hit him and pushed him back and he was also hit hard by the darkness and he went flying out of the restaurant and we followed out, but he got back up and this really pissed him off now.

Adriana Azathoth: Whoa, Selena's transformed, and this is going to be one fierce battle that'll end with Damian's blood being spilled.

Arabella Yog-Sothoth: It's been a long time coming, and Damian's always caused his sister trouble in the past, and now, it's going to end.

Selena Shub-Niggurath: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Satanic Outer God Shub-Niggurath Angel and Divine Darkness Satanic Shub-Niggurath Outer God Love) With Damian suffering the madness of Shub-Niggurath, The Black Goat With a Thousand Young.

Lincoln: Let's get him, Selena, we're ending your brother's religious delusions once and for all along with his life.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, and he joined Selena Shub-Niggurath.

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've caused your sister more than enough trouble to last an eternity, Damian, and now, it's time to say goodbye forever!

Selena Shub-Niggurath and Lincoln went after Damian Shub-Niggurath, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and red energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Damian Shub-Niggurath and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off him off now and driving him even more ballistic.

Nico: Man, those two are really tearing Damian apart!

Me: He brought it upon himself!

Then, Lincoln fired a Super Gravity Blast at Damian Shub-Niggurath, and the blast forced him unto the ground and Lincoln beat him up really hard with his tails and fists, and Damian had no defense at all from the fierce assault.

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I think it's time we deliver unto your former brother his rightful punishment, don't you think, Selena?

Selena Shub-Niggurath: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Satanic Outer God Shub-Niggurath Angel and Divine Darkness Satanic Shub-Niggurath Outer God Love) I believe you're right, Linky.

Selena Shub-Niggurath and Lincoln trapped Damian Shub-Niggurath within a blood red pentagram that formed beneath his feet with the glyphs of The Outer Gods and Great Old Ones surrounding the pentagram, and they spoke in a dark forbidden language as they fired blasts of pure darkness with blood red Eldritch runes at Damian Shub-Niggurath: Shub-Niggurath's Dark Young Nebulous Curse. Suddenly, Damian was dragged into a dark forest, and he was being driven mad upon seeing The Dark Young of Shub-Niggurath. But, then, he saw the very evil right in front of him: Shub-Niggurath, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young, and he fell into eternal madness and his soul was dragged into the darkness of The Black Gates and erased forever, and his body was consumed by dark flames.

Nico: (Horrified) My God, was that...?!

Nicholette Torrington: Shub-Niggurath's Dark Young Nebulous Curse, I never thought any of us would have to see it again: another one of The Forbidden Lovecraftian Curses.

Bertha Sellington: Just hearing the dark language of The Cthulhu Mythos entities has the power to drive those who have no comprehension of them mad, but to see one of those entities, that's more than enough to send them into madness eternal.

We cheered as Selena Shub-Niggurath and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Selena Shub-Niggurath's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, and massive black angel wings are permanent.

Selena Shub-Niggurath: Good riddance forever, "brother", and don't you ever come back. Thank you for helping me destroy Damian once and for all, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Adrienne.

Suddenly, Selena Shub-Niggurath wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Selena Shub-Niggurath's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Demons flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and darkness behind them along with Shub-Niggurath and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Selena Shub-Niggurath absorbed the darkness and they came back to us as the display and Shub-Niggurath vanished.

Nico: Oh man, now that's what I call a bloody end to a hatred among siblings.

Lincoln: That's what it was, Nico: hatred among the siblings, but Damian had it coming for his crimes and he always caused trouble for Selena and her parents.

Selena Shub-Niggurath: But, now he's gone for good and nothing more than a forgotten memory for his crimes.

Nico: You said it. So, which Elemental HERO of Darkness are you meeting on your rescue tomorrow, Lincoln?

Lincoln: The next one is for Elemental HERO Necroid Shaman.

Caitlin Ashleigh: Perfect, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Elemental HERO Necroid Shaman: Darcia Rodanthe, she's one of the Elemental HEROS of Darkness and one of the agents of The HELLSING Organization.

Lincoln: And has the same story as Elizabeth Lioncourt and Selene Febriaz.

Jirachi: Look! The next Gene Slammer!

We saw a Samurott!

Me: Hey a Samurott.

Qin: Cool!

Lola: Wow!

Samurott: (In a girls voice) (Japanese Accent) Looks like the fun is about to begin.

Nico: Kumiko Himura! Wow!

She reverted back and was a girl with ocean blue hair and had a blue kimono and had a blue samurai katana and had the kanji for water in the middle of her forehead.

Me: Wait a second. I've heard about you. You're the descendent of the legendary invincible Samurai, Kenshin Himura.

Kumiko Himura: That's right. He was my great, great, great grandfather. I am known as The Legacy of The Hitokiri Battousai.

Nico: Wow!

Gladion: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Kumiko Himura: When me and Nico were in Japan to study more about my ancestor and how he became so strong and powerful.

Laney: That is amazing.

Me: Your ancestor was a true man of honor. And he defeated the evil Makoto Shishio.

Jared: That was really awesome dad.

Me: It sure was.

Nico and Kumiko hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Kumiko Himura: Me too Nico. Me too.

Tentacool: Has anyone seen Dexter today?

Me: Not really sure.

Then we saw Dexter come in and he looked really tired and weak.

Me: Dexter!

We went over and brought him over.

Me: Dexter are you alright?

Dexter: (Groans)

May: Let's get you home!

We got our food to go and brought him home and laid him on the sofa.

Me: Boy he looks really tired.

Luan: Man he sure does.

Dexter: (Groans) What happened?

Maria: You tell us.

Dexter: I don't know. All I remember is laughing uncontrollably and then everything went black.

Me: Weird.

Laney: Hey look at this.

She showed us a newspaper about a crazy clown running amok.

Me: A Crazy Clown is running loose?

Nico: Yeah. So?

Laney: This clown looks vaguely familiar for some reason.

Camie then noticed wounds on Dexter's arm.

Camie: What happened here Dexter?

She showed his arm.

Dexter: Oh I was bitten by a pair of dentures from a clown.

Brittney: Bitten by clown dentures!? Uh oh.

Brittney pulled out her book on Supernatural Forces and Dark Magic and she got to the curses section.

Ed: A werewolf clown?

Brittney: Not a werewolf clown. A Were-Clown! Dexter you were afflicted with a terrible curse called The Curse of The Were-Clown. When someone is bitten on the funny bone by the dentures of a clown, they will turn into a Were-Clown. At night when they laugh at even the slightest thing that is funny they will begin laughing uncontrollably and get clown teeth, clown hair, big nose, goofy shoes and clothes and they will do terrible pranks on anyone and anything they come into contact with.

We gasped!

Zoey: I vote we contain him until it wears off.

Brittney: Containing him is good. But removing the curse not that easy Zoey. When the victim becomes a were-clown they are completely unpredictable. There's no telling what they are going to do.

Nico: Geez!

Qin: This is bad! So any laugh at all is dangerous.

Brittney: Yep.

Nico: There IS one thing we can do

Luan: What is it? Oh no! Nico you can't possibly mean…

Nico: Yeah. I'm sorry Luan but we got to use your torturous pranks on Dexter.

WE GASPED!

Anna Anyanova: Nico you can't be serious! You know the kinds of horrors that those pranks did on the Loud's and with your brother!?

Nico: I know that Anna. But we don't have any other choice.

Moon Knight: It's this or death by pranks

Me: Then lets do it. Sorry Dexter but this is for your own good.

We pulled out weapons and boxing gloves and all that.

Dexter gulped in fright.

First we locked him up.

Me: Okay now we wait. Luckily I can draw it out.

Poromon: Me and the other mascots will help you, Luan!

Luan: You got it Poromon.

Me: Now here is this.

I had one of the Itchy and Scratchy Cartoons play and it was Sundae Bloody Sundae and it was where Itchy worked at an ice cream parlor and Scratchy was turned into a blood milkshake and then Dexter started to laugh a tiny bit. But then he exploded into full blown uncontrollable laughter!

He turned into a goofy clown and laughed goofily!

Me: (LAUGHS) He sure is a funny guy.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Time for some pranks!

We unleashed PRANKING HELL ON HIM!

Poromon: Chips in a can!

Poromon fired exploding snakes at him and blasted him all over and we fired pie bombs, rabid raccoons, boxing gloves and more and really bashed him all over.

Manaphy: Whoopee cushion!

She fired a stink bomb and farted on him.

Poliwag: Taste this!

He fired a bunch of pie bombs and blasted him all over.

Horsea: Chew on this!

She fired bear traps and they snapped onto him and it hurt like the dickens!

Tentacool: And this too!

Tentacool fired waves of lightning and electrocuted him.

Jirachi fired star bombs and blasted him all over.

Poliwag: Fake barf!

He vomited and splattered him all over.

Lisa came in with the Funny Bone Virus antidote.

Lola: Perfect!

Horsea: Present surprise!

She gave him a pie and then it hit him in his face and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Lisa then injected Dexter with the antidote and he was cured!

Dexter got up and groaned weakly.

Dexter: What? What happened?

Jirachi: Aww! Me and Tentacool didn't get to go!

Me: Yeah you did. Jirachi fired star bombs and Tentacool electrocuted him.

Tentacool: Oh yeah. Right.

Jirachi: Sorry.

We told Dexter what happened and it was brutal.

Dexter: Oh wow. Thank you for saving me guys.

Me: Sorry we had to rough you up like that.

Dexter: No worries but thank you guys.

Me: You're welcome.

Dexter: So, these are the Renegades?

Me: That's right. Moon Knight, Scarlet Spider, Kilowatt, Gladion, Zoey and Azrael were protecting the city.

Gladion: That's right.

Nico: It's awesome.

Dexter: Wow that is great!

Gladion: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Oh right mandatory question. Watchog and Stoutland next.

Me: Aww those two are cute.

Qin: Yeah they sure are.

Laney: So cute.

Nico: Now lets get ready. We have a huge day tomorrow.

Me: Yep. Jim we're on our way. Hang tight.

We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.


Meanwhile in Arcadia Oaks, Jim Lake and friends were getting ready for our arrival and it was going to be awesome and fun.

Jim Lake: I can't wait to kick some butt with Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Claire: Me too. We'll make that evil witch Morgan Le Fay pay.

Jim Lake: Yep. Lets do it! BY THE GLORY OF MERLIN! DAYLIGHT IS NOW MINE TO COMMAND!

He donned his armor and was ready!

They went at the screen and it froze with them in it.

TO BE CONTINUED…


Another awesome chapter done.

This was based on the Dexter's Lab episode The Laughing. That was a crazy one. That one aired on January 21st, 1998 and it was funny.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Myotismon, Cyorown, Evil Shade Man, Battybat (Kirby), King Squeekly (Donkey Kong), and Bat (Super Mario Galaxy) and Nico's team with Lucy Dark. Luz, Amity, Willow and Gus are always with us. And we're going to find an amazing crystal forest in a cave under the park in a drainage pipe. Also we're going there to battle Another Eustace Bagge and Another Myotismon. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Stoutland and her name is Siobhan MacSlaigh and she is a frost elf like Avril and has amazing ice powers.

The match-up is for Helena Hastur, Incarnation of Hastur, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy her evil brother, Michael Hastur, but unlike his sister, he's a normal person, but he's a demonic Dark Goth who's killed hundreds of innocent people as part of his sacrificial offerings to Hastur years ago, and he tried to sacrifice his older sister only to get beaten up hard by Lincoln and sent to a maximum security prison, but now, he broke out and he wants revenge.

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the world of the 1981 werewolf horror movie, The Howling, and we're going to kill the werewolf serial killer, Eddie Quist, along with the rest of the werewolf colony there, and it's going to be one epic bloodbath of carnage. And we're going to meet the next Elemental HERO Gene-Slammer, this time, it's Darcia Rodanthe, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Necroid Shaman, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a member of The Rodanthe Clan, an ancient clan of powerful vampires from Transylvania who fought against armies of evil vampires, werewolves, demons, witches, and other evil ancient creatures since The Dark Ages, and she's also a very powerful immortal vampire with mastery over the darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Necromancy, The Dark Arts, Satanic Magic, and The Occult. She's an agent of The Elemental HEROS of Darkness, and she's also one of the agents of The HELLSING Organization who fought alongside Alucard, Seras Victoria, and Vince Pusateri who was also an agent of The HELLSING Organization in destroying Ghouls and evil freshly turned vampires, and she also played a very huge role in permanently destroying Millennium back in 1999, the Nazi Organization Adolf Hitler created, and they destroyed the deranged Major and his freakshow menagerie of Artificial Vampires, along with dealing with the traitor, Walter C. Dornez, former butler of The Hellsing Family now exposed as a Spy for Millennium who became a vampire thanks to the chip implanted in him by The Doctor, because of his hatred of Alucard that went back to 1944 and his obsessive fear of growing old and useless and to destroy Alucard caused him to expose his true colors on that day. She's also an old friend of Alucard, who she knew as Vlad Dracula, Seras Victoria, Alucard's fledgling who became a True Vampire, and her boss, Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingate Hellsing, the head of The Hellsing Family and leader of The HELLSING Organization, and she and the other Elemental HEROS of Darkness also helped Buffy Summers and her friends in dealing with The Master and the other vampires and demonic creatures in Sunnydale, along with helping Angel and The Angel Investigations Agency in dealing with the vampires and evil demons and other evil beings of the supernatural who were causing havoc in Los Angeles. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire who had to deal with parents who built their business empires through the theft of intellectual property and siblings who are either thieves and heartless thugs and The Elemental HEROS of Water who had to deal with lying conniving workers who tried to extort them and ruin their names and reputations, along with Sergio, the mastermind behind some of the early extortion plots, and the heartless evil abusive greedy parents and heartless gold-digging evil ex-little sisters, Selene and the other Elemental HEROS of Darkness clashed with Lori, who tried to kill them and Lincoln many times over on her little rampages when Dark Lori takes over, but they've beaten her and she wound up getting grounded big time.

Buckle your seatbelts guys because we're going to go meet Jim Lake and friends and help them take down Morgan Le Fay and make that monster pay for her crimes.

See you next time.