GET READY FOR AN AWESOME ADRENALINE RUSH AROUND THE WORLD
Flying through the endless voids of space to a new planet was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Rock, Talking Burrito, Undertow, Burritozilla, Wind Kang, Pudgy Pig (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers), Evil Scratch (Sonic The Hedgehog), Flaming Yawn (Earthworm Jim) and Meatman (Camp Lazlo) along with Luster Dawn, Molly Molloy, Catherine Torres, Lyra Heartstrings III, Melanie Moondancer And Althea Aganad including the mascots and Keiichiro and we were heading to this planet for a great rescue. What we didn't know however is that this planet was going to be one that will be crazy.
Me: I have a feeling this will be a good planet to see.
Xenia: Yep it sure will.
Nico: I have that same feeling too.
Poromon: Me too! This will be fun.
May: It sure will.
Nicole: Yeah.
Luster Dawn: I'm really excited for this too.
Nico: Luster Dawn, I want to thank you, Gramma Stuffum, and your teams for coming today.
Luster Dawn: No problem Nico. It's going to be so fun to help you out.
Qin: It sure will be.
Molly Malloy: You got that right.
Nico: Molly, remember when you first met us in Horrorland?
Molly Malloy: I sure do and that was so awesome.
Qin: That was cool to hear about.
Camie: I heard about that from Nanette. That was a scary place.
Nico: It was. And we blew that entire place apart.
Me: Yep. Now it's nothing but a crater.
Eli: Good riddance.
Molly Malloy: That was a really awesome adventure though.
Varie: No kidding there.
Nico: That place wasn't safe for children
Me: No it wasn't. It wasn't safe for ANYONE at all.
Xenia: No it wasn't.
Camie: Now Horrorland is a forgotten memory.
Varie: That's for sure. Along with Madison Storm.
Twilight Sparkle: That is for sure. He was a monster.
Me: You got that right.
Laney: Yep. But yesterday was so awesome.
Me: And now Chase Young was purged of his evil side.
Lana: That is for sure.
Nico: And the rest of the Heylin baddies are in Jail.
Airazor: That is for sure and J.D. said a like that was similar to what Depth Charge would say
Me: Yep.
Nico: That was awesome.
Eli: He sure deserved it.
Varie: Yeah.
Nico: Good thing the Renegades had those Split Emitters, huh?
Me: That's for sure.
Keiichiro: That was good they did.
Me: And the Renegades base was awesome and cool.
May: And right inside an abandoned candy factory too.
Lola: You got that right. Coincidentally that was the hideout of the Joker from 2039.
Me: That's right! I remember that.
Camie: Wow!
Nico: Yep.
Maria: That was awesome. Carol I have this feeling that later today we'll meet some friends of ours that you and I met.
Carol: I have a feeling we'll see them soon.
Maria: But we'll probably meet them one at a time.
Carol: Yeah.
Me: Yep.
We arrived at the planet. It was a golden yellow planet.
Me: Wow it looks like a flower planet from up here.
Nico: Think it's made of flowers or a desert?
Me: Lets find out.
We flew down to the planet.
Just then, Poromon smelled something.
Poromon: I smell something nice!
Nico: (Sniffs) It smells like… (GASP) Oh no!
We landed and we saw that it was a yellow ocean planet.
Me: Whoa this is a weird planet.
I dipped my finger into the water and licked the water.
Me: Uch! (SPIT) Wait this is an ocean planet… (GASP) I don't believe it! It's an ocean planet made entirely out of pure beer!
Jamesdean5842: Oh god this is gonna be a crazy one!
Mascots: Yay! Beer!
The mascots dove in.
Me: Nico please hit me on my head.
Nico: Why?
Me: I don't want to see this world.
Poromon was drinking beer.
He was guzzling it down.
Me: Oh boy.
May: Manaphy come out of there!
Manaphy: (Slurred Speech) Come on into the water mama. It's fine.
May: Uhh no thanks Manaphy.
Manaphy was drinking beer
She was guzzling down beer.
Me: Time for Homer and Barney to come.
I snapped my fingers and then Homer and Barney fell down and then…
KRASPLASH!
Nico: Whoa!
Barney Gumble: What the? Wow! A planet made of beer! (BELCH)
He was drinking beer like crazy.
Homer: This is amazing guys!
He too drank a lot.
Me: This is definitely a world that I'm blacklisting from my places to visit.
Poliwag was drinking beer.
Poliwag was guzzling it down.
Horsea drank lots of beer.
Qin: This is a crazy place.
Horsea was drinking beer.
Maria: Horsea is in heaven.
Me: When the next of Swartz's creations come we're going to the park back home.
Camie: I agree.
Eli: Yep.
Horsea: (sees someone approaching) This is my beer! Get your own!
We saw that it was ANOTHER EL JEFE and ANOTHER GRAMMA STUFFUM!
Me: Another El Jefe and Another Gramma Stuffum!
Qin: Whoa!
Eli: Usually it's 1 of them at a time but they both came.
Me: Probably for a good reason.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: The mascots can visit this place anytime they like.
May: OH NO YOU DON'T! NICO I WON'T HAVE MANAPHY COME HERE EVER! NOT EVER AGAIN!
Qin: (GULPS)
Lola: May?
Nico: Okay okay okay!
Manaphy hugged May.
May: Oh Manaphy.
The mascots came back and I snapped my fingers and they were back to normal and Homer and Barney came back and so were they.
I snapped my fingers and we were all in the park in the city.
Nico: Thank you.
Me: No problem.
Nico: Poromon can still dress up as the beer fairy though.
Qin: That works.
Lola: Yeah.
Camie: Good.
The Another El Jefe and Another Gramma Stuffum were sleeping while standing up.
They were snoring.
Me: I think they have hangover sleeping.
Eli: Oh boy.
Nico: Wait. I see someone else is here.
We saw a figure and it was a fireball streaking all over the city and it was laughing.
Nico: Is that fireball laughing?
Maria: Wait I know that laughter anywhere.
Carol: Me too.
It flew over to us and formed into a girl made entirely out of pure fire!
PyroTina: PyroTina is ready to burn.
Maria: (GASP) Tina Esther!
Carol: Oh my gosh! I haven't seen you since we were in kindergarten!
PyroTina: Maria? Carol? Wow! You two look amazing! But Maria you're back to normal? How?
Maria: I was blessed by the Water Stallion of Tefnut and given my humanity back. But I still have my water powers.
PyroTina: (sees Nico) Is this your boyfriend?
Nico: No! I'm her little brother!
Maria: Not biologically but in bonds. Also I'm now married. My name is now Maria Dunbar.
PyroTina: Wow! Congratulations.
Maria: Thanks Tina.
Me: Were you exposed to the quantum vapor too?
PyroTina: I sure was.
Eli: What were you doing when the Big Bang happened?
PyroTina: I was over at the Firefighter Academy looking at where I was gonna go. Then there was this massive explosion and then a huge cloud swept over me. Next thing I knew I was turned into pure fire. I turned into PyroTina.
Laney: That is amazing!
Lincoln: Lori's L-Emental self is also made entirely out of pure fire.
Camie: Yeah she sure is.
Maria: Me and my friends formed our own band of heroes before I was poisoned by Ebon's lies. We called ourselves The Elemental Metas.
Nico: Cool name.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: (to PyroTina) And in case you're wondering, Ebon's been a good friend the last few years.
Lily: He's now my archenemy in the Masters of Evil.
Maria: Along with some of my fellow MetaBreed.
Me: Francis, Teresa and Rubberband Man are in the Redemption Squad.
PyroTina: That is amazing.
Me: It sure is.
Lincoln: Shiv is my sister Lynn's archenemy.
Nico: Kangor is Randy Cunningham's archenemy.
Lana: Puff is our dad's archenemy.
Me: Many of your fellow Bang Babies are in the M.O.E. And with us.
Nico: Don't forget Carmen Dillo and Onyx.
Fluttershy: Carmen Dillo is my archenemy.
Varie: And Onyx is Clay Bailey's.
PyroTina: Wow! That is amazing.
Me: It sure is.
Maria: My sister Carmen got exposed to the Quantum Vapor too and she got Fire Powers as well.
PyroTina: Wow that is amazing.
Nico: And the NightBreed are part of the team too.
Me: They sure are.
Qin: Yeah that was a crazy one.
Me: We found them at night and they couldn't go out into the sun because the Sun's ultraviolet radiation burned them like Kryptonite.
PyroTina: Oh yeah I heard about that. That was awful. How are Gale and the NightBreed doing?
Me: They are doing good. We helped them overcome that weakness.
PyroTina: I'm glad you guys did.
Maria: That is for sure.
Horsea: (to PyroTina) I'm glad to meet one of Maria's old friends.
PyroTina: Same here Horsea.
Maria: I found Horsea when we were over in the world of Narnia. It's an awesome story.
PyroTina: That is amazing. What did you guys do with the Quantum Vapor?
Me: We threw it into the sun and destroyed it all.
Nico: Yeah we sure did.
Horsea: We can revert you back after this.
PyroTina: I would like that as long as I can still use my powers.
Me: That can be done.
Qin: It sure will.
Nico: Swartz's creations are waking up.
First was Another El Jefe.
Another El Jefe: (In a girls voice) (Russian Accent) It's amazing to see you again Comrade J.D.
Me: (GASP) Mariana Abramovich!
Nico: Wait the world famous Russian Swimming Champion?
She reverted back and was a girl with blond hair and blue eyes and had blue clothes.
Mariana Abramovich: That's right Nico. Sorry you had to see me fall asleep like that.
Me: No problem.
Nico: Wow! How do you know Mariana J.D.?
Me: She came to our school and I promised to be her protector. Her father made a NASTY number of enemies in the Russian Mafia and I protected her and killed them all and sent most of them to prison.
Nico: Whoa!
Qin: That is amazing!
Mariana Abramovich: That's right. Before I met J.D. I was a horrible girl. I had a really nasty habit of winning at any cost.
Me: Russia has a culture of putting the strongest first and the weakest last. They believe that you win by becoming strong and tough and not by sweet and nice.
Varie: Oh wow.
Lincoln: I know that. Also my guardian Angel Serena Wilde is your biggest fan and awesome swim partner. She told me so herself.
Mariana Abramovich: She told me so much about you Lincoln and I am honored to meet you.
Lincoln: Me too.
Me: Looks like we're going to meet her in the future soon.
Keiichiro: I'll face you. If anyone wants to join in, they can.
Maria: I will. Believe it or not before I was exposed to the Quantum Vapor I too was a great swimmer. It's how I was turned into pure water.
Mariana Abramovich: I can tell Maria.
Maria: By the way Mariana, I know this question is for the Core 310 Another Members but what did Swartz Promise you?
Mariana Abramovich: Just to bring down the entirety of my country's mafia.
Me: Well we pretty much got rid of them forever. The Mafias all over the world are now pretty much completely forgotten memories.
Mariana Abramovich: I'm so glad you did that comrade J.D.
Me: We all are.
Keiichiro: It sure is.
Maria: This will be fun.
Keiichiro: Keisatsu Change!
He transformed!
Keiichiro: PAT1! BY ORDER OF THE GSPO, I'M TAKING YOU DOWN BY FORCE!
Maria: This is gonna be good!
Qin: Yeah!
Mariana turned into ANOTHER EL JEFE! (TIGER ROAR!)
Keiichiro fired his Vs Changer.
He blasted her all over.
Maria fired waves of water and drenched her!
Maria: I also have acquired another awesome power.
She formed a floating river of water and she dove in it and turned into a mermaid!
Maria: I can turn into a mermaid!
PyroTina: WHOA! Maria what has happened to you since you joined Team Loud Phoenix Storm?
Maria: Tons of things.
She swam fast at Another El Jefe and bashed her down with a powerful blast of water and flew into the air as a winged mermaid and I caught the Wonder Ride Book as she was back to normal. It was called The Russian Mermaid and The Evil Tiger Dictator of Cuba.
Me: The Russian Mermaid and The Evil Tiger Dictator of Cuba. Wow that is fitting.
I brought Mariana over and Varie helped heal her.
Mariana Abramovich: (Groans) That was a rough experience.
Me: It's a strange story. But you're back.
Maria landed.
Maria: I've grown a lot the last few years.
PyroTina: Wow! That is amazing.
Maria: It sure is.
Me: Now for the Another Gramma Stuffum.
Nico: After seeing the Mascots drink all that beer we're going to be in for a really interesting one.
Camie: Yep.
Mariana Abramovich: So we were on a beer planet. I wondered what that was.
Me: It was a planet we're going to blacklist.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: I sense that the Another Gramma Stuffum is friendly guys.
Qin: Great.
Lola: That is awesome.
Luster Dawn: That is good.
Maria: Time for backup first!
Maria got out the M.O.E. Cannon.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) MYOTISMON 6!
She summoned Myotismon, Cyorown, Evil Shade Man, NES Hedorah, Evil HERO Inferno Wing, Frankenstein (Looney Tunes), Wolf (Legend of The Candy Cane), Battybat (Kirby), King Squeekly (Donkey Kong), and Bat (Super Mario Galaxy) along with Pipismon, Manbat and Shademon!
Nico: Awesome!
Me: Perfect for darkness.
Lola: Yep.
PyroTina: That was awesome Maria!
Maria: Yep. I can summon teams of the Masters of Evil Members.
Qin: A lot has happened to Maria over the years.
Me: Yep.
Myotismon: Did you guys go to a beer planet?
Me: We sure did! It was an ocean planet made entirely out of beer!
Evil HERO Inferno Wing: That is weird.
Me: You're not kidding.
Poromon: But we loved it!
Myotismon: Look on the bright side, Poromon. At least you and the other mascots drank LOTS of beer on that planet.
Manaphy: We sure did.
Nico: That was awesome though.
Luster Dawn: Yep.
Myotismon: (Sees PyroTina) Oh I don't think we met?
Maria: Oh I'm sorry. Guys this is my friend Tina Esther. She was turned into Pure Fire by the Quantum Vapor. She calls herself PyroTina.
Pipismon: Wow! Awesome to meet you.
PyroTina: Same here.
Nico: Poromon, you and Poliwag are the only ones allowed to go back to that planet. (To May) And May, I decide where Poromon and Poliwag can and can't go.
May: But Nico…
Nico: May I know you mean well are are looking out for the mascots safety but please let me decide where the Mascots go and can't go. Comprende?
May: (Sighs) Fine.
Nico: Good.
Poromon: The Another Gramma Stuffum is waking up.
She woke up and saw us.
Another Gramma Stuffum: (Smacks lips) (German Accent) (Groans) Oh mein gott! What a headache und mein cranium is achy.
Me: You drank tons and tons and tons of beer and I knew it was you Amelia Stuffum.
Gramma Stuffum: (GASP)
She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and had purple clothes and the flag of Germany was on her skirt.
Amelia Stuffum: It is good to see you again J.D.
Me: Same to you. Amelia is a chef and she makes amazing food. And she has amazing food powers.
Qin: Wow! That is cool.
Gramma Stuffum: Ach mein dear granddaughter.
Amelia Stuffum: Grandma!
She went and hugged Gramma Stuffum.
Amelia Stuffum: It's great to see you again grandma.
Me: I didn't know Gramma Stuffum was your grandmother.
Luster Dawn: That is amazing that she is your grandma.
Amelia Stuffum: Ja und she makes the best food ever. And her food animal friends are mein animal friends too.
She summoned curried rats and Deep Fried Boars.
Amelia Stuffum: We have so much in common.
Me: You sure do. And you share the same powers.
Amelia Stuffum: Und it's fun.
Nico: Yeah.
Kaito: (gets out Ohranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Carranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Zeo Sword and Zocks got a Turbo Sword.
Amelia Stuffum: Nein. Before he could promise anything I force fed him curried bean snakes und made him so fat und ran away.
Sakura Knudson: I wondered why he was so big and fat like an overstuffed Thanksgiving Turkey like that. Geez!
Me: Geez! He must've been farting out explosive diarrhea like an explosive sausage stuffer.
Amelia Stuffum laughed.
Amelia Stuffum: (LAUGHS) Ja he sure was.
Nico: (LAUGHS) I didn't need to know that but that was funny!
Me: It sure was. And Swartz is now dead.
Sougo: (gets out Zeo Ridewatch) Now you probably know how Mr. Boss and Spankulot feel.
Geiz: (Gets out American Turbo Ridewatch) They have kids too.
Sougo gout ZeoRedArmor while Geiz got AmericanRedTurboArmor.
Amelia Stuffum: Oh ja.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this Amelia.
Amelia Stuffum: Ach nein worries J.D.
She turned into Another Gramma Stuffum!
Me: Lets make this an Oktoberfest of Fun! (ACTIVATES EVIL HERO LIGHTNING GOLEM'S RIDEWATCH)
(THE NIGHT BEGINS TO SHINE BY B.E.R. PLAYS)
A total solar eclipse formed above us and lightning struck all over)
Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHTNING, SUNS, MOONS AND LIGHT SWIRLED AROUND ME)
I saw you dance
From the corner
I caught your name
In a conversation
Playing hard-to-get
But I can understand
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Talk 'til dawn
My heart was racing
I took you home
In the driving rain
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
(Night begins to shine)
The night begins to shine
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)
I danced and fired waves of lightning, darkness and light and blasted her down!
Qin: ROCK ON!
Mariana Abramovich: That was an amazing song!
Nico: It sure was. We did a lot of karaoke practice.
Maria: Yep. Now for me. (ACTIVATES NEW WAVE'S RIDEWATCH)
(ODE TO MY FAMILY BY THE CRANBERRIES PLAYS)
WATER WAVES SWIRLED AROUND EVERYONE!
Maria: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WATER SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Doo doo doo do, doo doo doo do
Doo doo doo do, doo doo doo do
Doo doo doo do, doo doo doo do
Doo doo doo do, doo doo doo do
Understand the things I say
Don't turn away from me
'Cause I've spent half my life out there
You wouldn't disagree
Do you see me, do you see?
Do you like me
Do you like me standing there?
Do you notice, do you know
Do you see me, do you see me?
Does anyone care?
Unhappiness where's when I was young
And we didn't give a damn
'Cause we were raised
To see life as fun and take it if we can
My mother, my mother
She'd hold me
She'd hold me when I was out there
My father, my father
He liked me, well he liked me
Does anyone care?
Understand what I've become
It wasn't my design
And people everywhere think
Something better than I am
But I miss you, I miss
'Cause I liked it
'Cause I liked it
When I was out there
Do you know this, do you know
You did not find me
You did not find
Does anyone care?
Unhappiness where's when I was young
And we didn't give a damn
'Cause we were raised
To see life as fun and take it if we can
My mother, my mother
She'd hold me
She'd hold me when I was out there
My father, my father
He liked me, well he liked me
Does anyone care?
Does anyone care?
Does anyone care?
Does anyone care?
Does anyone care?
Does anyone care?
Does anyone care?
Does anyone care?
Doo doo doo do, doo doo doo do
Doo doo doo do, doo doo doo do
Doo doo doo do, doo doo doo do
Doo doo doo do, doo doo doo do
Doo doo doo do, doo doo doo do
Doo doo doo do, doo doo doo do
She floated and spread her wings of water and fired waves of water and blasted down Another Gramma Stuffum!
Nico: OH YEAH! ROCK ON!
Camie: That was awesome!
Nico: (gets out Gramma Stuffum's Ridewatch) Let me show you all the stuff your grandma has cooked in the Masters of Evil.
Me: LETS ROCK!
Nico activated it and Hardcore Rock Music Plays!
(KIDS MUST EAT BY GRAMMA STUFFUM PLAYS)
Nico: (SINGING HARDCORE AND DIVINELY AS GRAMMA STUFFUM'S FOOD SWIRLED AROUND HIM AND HE ROCKED ON!)
I've got pork fat and gravy going through my veins.
I serve dead monkey pudding and platypus brains
I'm Grandmother Stuffum!
(Grandmother Stuffum!)
I came to this school to feed you kids
And bake up pies with jellied squids.
Kids... must eat!
Kids... must eat!
Kids... must eat!
Kids... must eat!
Kids were not put on this earth to nibble
(No-o!)
You all must be helpless and fat.
(Yeah-ah!)
That way, you can't get yourself in trouble...
(No-o!)
While Grandma gets to feed you curried rat!
I will... stop you...
with moose... fondue!
You will... chow on...
tuna... meltdown!
Eat it!
Scarf it!
Bite it!
Cram it!
Down it!
Chow it!
Want it!
Pig out!
I will make you... fatter!
I came to this school with my food
To conquer the young and rude
I'm Grandmother Stuffum
(Grandmother Stuffum!)
You must eat now. Try my deep-fried boar
But you just never listen, cursed Kids Next Door
Kids... must eat!
Kids... must eat!
Kids... must eat!
Kids... must eat!
Kids were not put on this earth to nibble
(No-o!)
You all must be helpless and fat.
(Yeah-ah!)
That way you can't get yourself in trouble
(No-o!)
While Grandma gets to feed you toasted bat!
You can't... beat me!
You can't... toast me!
You won't... grill me
You won't... poach me!
Cook me!
Stew me!
Boil me!
Fry me!
Baste me!
Broil me!
Roast me!
Bake me!
You'll just make me...
The food smashed down Another Gramma Stuffum and blasted her down and then a massive fiery explosion blasted off!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: ROCK ON! Now that was an Appetizer! Here comes the Main Course!
(SLAMWICH BY GRAMMA STUFFUM PLAYS)!
EXPLOSIONS BLASTED OFF ALL OVER THE PLACE!
Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AAS EXPLOSIONS BLASTED ALL OVER THE PLACE!)
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch comes and children scream
Made of brains and sour cream
If kids won't eat his moldy bread
Then Slam Witch eats you kids instead
Slam Witch comes and you'll all cry
Swats F-16s from the sky
Admit you crave his drippy spinach
Fall and worship giant sandwich!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Scores of kids he has ate
And shall obliterate
The Kids Next Door and all their brothers
And all the misbehaving others
Who won't eat Gramma Stuffum's food
And now themselves are chomped and chewed
By he who's made of skunks and dried veal
And comes to make you kids his next meal
Jump inside his massive jaw
Amid the plaque and old coleslaw
With giant sandwich's pair of claws
On Kids Next Door, he chomps and gnaws
Slam sandwich!
Rotten kids or giant hamster
Slam Witch eats them all with muenster
Miserable, verminous, despicable rat
Will now make Slam Witch nice and fat
Slam Witch, charge!
Slam Witch, fight!
Slam Witch, eat!
Slam Witch, ooh!
How dare you refuse my tasty monster?
Slam Witch will destroy you, hamster!
Before you jump into his gizzard
Have a taste of candied lizard
Slam Witch comes and he must eat
He's made of cheese and puppy feed
And if you crave to be his dinner
Fall and worship Slam Witch winner!
Slam Witch? Why do you twitch?
My giant sandwich!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Joaquin!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Joaquin!
Slam Witch?
Joaquin!
Nico fired waves of huge food and blasted her down and then a massive fiery explosion blasted off and it was epic!'
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Nico: OOOOOHHHH! YEAH!
We cheered wildly!
Me: ROCK ON NICO!
Qin: YEAH!
Mariana Abramovich: That was a huge song of rock!
Luna and Sam came!
Luna Loud: WOOOHOO! THAT WAS ROCKIN DUDES!
Sam S.L.: YEAH! THAT WAS AMAZING!
Qin: YEAH IT WAS!
Nico: (gets out Rock's Ridewatch) Let's continue to ROCK n roll!
Nico activated it.
(SANDSTORM RAVE BY DARUDE PLAYS)
Nico floated and fired massive waves of rocks and blasted her all over!
Qin: YEAH!
Vinyl Scratch: ROCK ON NICO!
Me: LOVE That Rave!
Qin: Yeah!
May: (gets out Talking Burrito's Ridewatch) It's Burrito Time!
May activated it.
May: This is getting me pumped up! It makes me want to… (LOUD FART)
Qin: (Sarcastically) Real nice.
May: Oops.
Nico: That one will be used for Comedy.
May: (gets out Undertow's Ridewatch) Shark time!
May activated it.
She fired a blast of energy and it formed into a huge shark and smashed her down!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Nico: YEAH!
Luna Loud: Rock on!
Maria: (gets out Burritozilla's Ridewatch) Time for more burritos!
She activated it and got a JALAPEÑO KATANA! It had a blade that surged with nuclear hot spice and she fired blades of fire and blasted her down!
Qin: SPICY!
Xenia: YEAH!
Mariana Abramovich: That sure was amazing.
Lola: You haven't seen anything yet.
Maria: (gets out Wind Kang's Ridewatch) Let's blow you away!
She activated it and fired waves of wind and blew her into the lake!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Awesome!
Luster Dawn: Time to summon food of my own. (ACTIVATES GRAMMA STUFFUM'S RIDEWATCH)
She summoned Toasted Bat and fired them into Another Gramma Stuffum's mouth and blasted her down!
Nico: YEAH!
Molly Malloy: YEAH! Time to ROCK ON! (ACTIVATES ROCK'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of rocks and smashed her down!
Then Salami Swami and his team consisting of Stacey, TTG Tooth Fairy, Bad Rayman, Izuru, Mirror Maniac, Malevolent Diablo Pepper, Frankenfood, Meatloaf Monster and Turkey Jerk came.
Nico: Nice team, Salami Swami!
Salami Swami: (Hindu Accent) Oh thank you Nico. This is gonna be a fun one.
Qin: It sure will be.
Stacey: (to Tina) Were you wearing anything before becoming this?
PyroTina: A red shirt and black pants but now my powers reduced me down to a red bra and panties.
Qin: Oh boy.
Nicole: The fire burned all your clothes but unmentionables.
Maria: Where's the next Gene Slammer?
?: Right here.
We saw an Unfezant!
Me: Hey an Unfezant.
Qin: Cool!
Unfezant: (In a girls voice) This will be fun.
Me: Wait that voice.
Nico and me: Heidi Coors!?
She reverted back and was a girl with blond hair and had purple and white clothes.
Heidi Coors: That's right. Awesome to see you Nico and J.D.
Me: Same here. Heidi is a beer brewer and she makes really amazing beer that me and my family use for our chili.
Nico: Oh wow!
Eli: That is cool.
Poromon: Heidi!
Heidi Coors: Hey Poromon! Wow. You and Poliwag are just as cute as ever. Along with all the Mascots.
Manaphy: We sure are.
Heidi Coors: Let me get some shots in.
She fired waves of stars and blasted down Another Gramma Stuffum.
Me: Now for the grand finale. Rainbooms, Lets Shine Like Rainbows!
Me and the Rainbooms: YEAH!
Me: Hit it girls!
Pinkie Pie: 1 2 3 4!
(SHINE LIKE RAINBOWS PLAYS)
[Applejack]
Once upon a time
You came into my world and made the stars align
[Rarity]
Now I can see the signs
You pick me up when I get down so I can shine
[The Rainbooms]
Shine like rainbows
Shine like rainbows
Shine like rainbows
Shine like rainbows
[Rainbow Dash]
Friends, you are in my life
And you can count on me to be there by your side
[Sunset Shimmer]
And when the music comes alive
[Me]
We sing our songs to lift us up so we can shine
[Me and The Rainbooms]
And the sound that we hear in our hearts
Makes a crescendo
And the light that ignites in the dark
It makes us all glow
And shine like rainbows
We shine like rainbows
Shine like rainbows
We shine like rainbows
Together we stand
As the rain begins to fall
And holdin' our heads up high
As the sun shines through it all
And the sound that we hear in our hearts
Makes a crescendo
And the light that ignites in the dark
It makes us all glow
And shine like rainbows
We shine like rainbows
Shine like rainbows
We shine like rainbows
[Me and The Rainbooms]
We shine like rainbows
We glowed and fired a powerful rainbow helix stream and it fired a rainbow blast and it hit Another Gramma Stuffum and knocked her down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and I brought Amelia Stuffum over.
Heidi Coors: ROCK ON GUYS!
Qin: YEAH!
Mariana Abramovich: That was amazing!
Nico: Yeah it was!
Maria: WOOHOO! ROCK ON!
Nico: Now to revert Tina back.
PyroTina: Will this hurt?
Me: You won't feel a thing.
Maria: Also I'm one of the members of the teams Fashion Brigade. We'll give you awesome clothes.
Rarity: We sure will darling.
Me: Here we go.
I fired a wave of light and hit PyroTina and reverted her back. She had red hair and orange eyes and had a red bra and panties.
Tina Esther: (GROANS) Whoa that was rough.
Maria and the Fashion Brigade moved in and gave her awesome new clothes. She had a red shirt and red skirt with the kanji for fire on it and had red pants, orange legwarmers, orange shoes and orange gloves and they put an orange bow in her hair.
Me: There.
Rarity: Much better.
I pulled out a mirror and she saw herself and gasped.
Tina Esther: Oh wow! I look amazing! Do I still…
She fired a fireball and it hit a tree and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Tina Esther: Wow! I still have my fire powers but I'm back to norma.
Maria: You sure are.
Maria and Tina hugged.
Maria: I've really missed you Fire.
Tina Esther: Me too Water.
Carol: I missed you too Tina.
Carol hugged her.
Heidi Coors: Boy that was so awesome.
Laney: It sure was Heidi. Are you related to…
Heidi Coors: (LAUGHS) Everyone asks me that but no I hold no biological relationships to the Coors family in Colorado.
Me: That's a shame but that's okay.
Molly: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Heidi Coors: When me and Nico made the strongest ever beer and we gave it to a Death Row Inmate and it caused his liver to explode out of his body and kill him instantly.
Me: GEEZ!
Qin: That is brutal!
Camie: No kidding!
Me: Death by beer. That would be a crazy form of capital punishment. What is the beer called?
Nico: The 666 Haupes of Doom.
Heidi Coors: It's a beer that's so powerful that it's considered as a weapon of mass destruction.
Me: WHOA! That is potent.
Eli: No kidding!
Poromon: I want to try it!
Nico: Poromon no you don't! It will destroy you.
Poromon: Oh boy.
Nico and me hugged Heidi.
Nico: We missed you Heidi.
Heidi Coors: Me too boys. Me too.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Silverstream, Natsu Hyuga, Apple Fritter, Scotsman, and Stone Kirby are heading to Universe 666 Earth, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls here, but we're going to destroy the next evil demonic Dark Goth that we're after, Adonis Yog-Sothoth, the evil former younger brother of Arabella Yog-Sothoth, but he's not going to be alone, we've also gotten word from President Slade that the Universe 666 versions of the Miraculous Heroes were also sighted there and they want revenge on us for what we did to Evil Nico and his psychopathic and murderous followers. But, we're going to take them down and destroy Adonis Yog-Sothoth.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here on Universe 666 Earth, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls here, but we're going to destroy the next evil demonic Dark Goth that we're after, Adonis Yog-Sothoth, the evil former younger brother of Arabella Yog-Sothoth, but he's not going to be alone, we've also gotten word from President Slade that the Universe 666 versions of the Miraculous Heroes were also sighted there and they want revenge on us for what we did to Evil Nico and his psychopathic and murderous followers.
Kagami Tsurugi: Oh boy, this isn't good.
Alya Césaire: You got that right.
Penny Rolling, Clara Nightingale, Ms. Caline Bustier, Nora Césaire, Sabrina Raincomprix, Zoé Lee, Vivica, Jessica Keynes, Alix Kubdel, Aurore Beauréal, Fei Wu, and Juleka Couffaine also agreed.
Then, Marinette, Adrien, Chloe Bourgeois, Gabriel, Nino, Audrey Bourgeois, and the other members of The Miraculous Celestial Union arrived.
Marinette: Luckily, they're not as well-trained as us, so we'll be more than ready for them.
Lincoln: You got that right, Marinette. Plus, I've got a surprise to show you guys.
Suddenly, Lincoln's long wild white hair, massive white angel wings, large white wolf ears, and eleven massive and long white wolf tails and white rabbit tail turned rainbow, his large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs turned white except for the rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist remained the same, along with his orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts, and long white trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces and mythological creatures on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails.
We saw it for ourselves: Lincoln has transformed into his own God of Friendship form.
Me: Whoa, Lincoln, you've transformed into your own God of Friendship form!
Fei Wu: That's incredible.
Lincoln: Thanks, Fei Wu, and I'm going to use it to free the Kwamis of the Universe 666 versions of The Miraculous Heroes. Like Tikki said, the Kwamis are not to be used for evil, and from what we'd seen, Universe 666 Marinette is no longer worthy of being the Guardian of The Miracle Box, and they aren't worthy of using The Miraculous if they're using it for evil.
Tikki: Right.
Lincoln: And I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Silverstream.
Silverstream: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Suddenly, we saw the Universe 666 versions of The Miraculous Heroes, and they were out for blood.
Universe 666 Marinette: You, you will all pay for what you did to Nico!
Lincoln: I think not, after what you all have done, you don't deserve the Miraculous, and what you've done in using the Kwamis for evil can never be forgiven.
Lincoln fired rainbow helix energy blasts from his massive greatsword, and they purified the Kwamis and the rainbow helix energy blasts also hit the Universe 666 versions of Marinette and her friends and they tied them up with rainbow energy ropes. Suddenly, Universe 666 Marinette's Miraculous Spellbook and Miracle Box went up to Lincoln, and they changed colors: The Miracle Box's colors had changed from red with black spots to white with orange spots and it's still round and The Miraculous Spellbook hardbound book's cover changed from brown to red with a golden design on the front and back cover, and also on the cover is a golden design that's identical to the one on the Miracle Box, a golden line is also around the edge of the cover.
Alya: Wow, Lincoln, you're now the Guardian of The Universe 666 Miracle Box and The Miraculous Spellbook.
Universe 666 Tikki: Thank you, thank you so much for freeing us.
Lincoln: You're welcome, Universe 666 Tikki. Now, then, I think it's time we send you away to prison for your crimes, and watch this one, gang.
Lincoln reverts back, and then, he went Super Angel Rabbit Moon Xelnaga. Then, he fused his Rabbit Miraculous with The Universe 666 Ladybug Miraculous, and then, we saw Lincoln's long wild white hair, massive white angel wings, large white rabbit ears, and eleven massive and long white wolf tails and white rabbit tail turned red with black spots, his large royal blue pants turn black with red spots except for the rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist remain the same, his orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts turned red with black spots, and long white trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces and mythological creatures on the coattails turned red and the intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them turned red.
Marinette: WHOA!
Me: What is that?!
Nico: That's The Miraculous Fusion, Marinette told me about it, a Miraculous user also has the ability to fuse two different Miraculous, and this is the result.
Lincoln: I'll come up with names for these later, right now, it's time to send our prisoners away.
Lincoln fired waves of ladybugs and rabbits at the Universe 666 versions of Marinette and her friends and they were sent away to the prisons built by President Slade, and they'll remain there forever.
Eli: That was so incredible!
Lincoln: Thanks, Eli.
Suddenly, Kagami Tsurugi, Alya Césaire, Penny Rolling, Clara Nightingale, Ms. Caline Bustier, Nora Césaire, Sabrina Raincomprix, Zoé Lee, Vivica, Jessica Keynes, Alix Kubdel, Aurore Beauréal, Fei Wu, and Juleka Couffaine pounced on Lincoln, and they kissed him all over.
Marinette: (Snickers) Oh man, I knew that was coming.
Lincoln then changed back, and then, suddenly, we saw Elemental HERO Darkbright appear before us, and with it are the nine girls.
Nico: That's Elemental HERO Darkbright, wicked.
Jaden: And it's also another one of my Elemental HEROS that I've used in my duels.
Elemental HERO Darkbright: (Girl's voice) Oh, sorry about the scare, but I got the girls away from your evil brother, Arabella, before he could kill them as a sacrifice to Yog-Sothoth.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Lenora Mountaineu, I knew it was you.
?: ARABELLA YOG-SOTHOTH, LINCOLN LANDON LOUD, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR RUINING MY DEVOTION TO THE LURKER IN THE THRESHOLD!
A figure came running at us, and it was a demonic Dark Goth male with pitch black hair, red eyes, pale skin, and dressed in black clothes, it was Adonis Yog-Sothoth, the former younger brother of Arabella Yog-Sothoth and fanatical leader of The Cult of Yog-Sothoth, and he was absolutely insane.
Sylvester: Well, time to get to work.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Adonis Yog-Sothoth, right on time. Come on, team, let's end this monster once and for all.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, search Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental search Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Silverstream and her team, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Adrian Yog-Sothoth, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln grabbed Adonis Yog-Sothoth and he sank his fangs into him and sucked out every last drop of blood from his body, and then, Lincoln banished his soul to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Say hi to Damian Shub-Niggurath, Michael Hastur, and Abaddon Azathoth in The Black Gates, Adrian Yog-Sothoth, and don't worry, Adrian Nyarlathotep, Corbin Cthulhu, and Cadogan Cthugha will be joining you very soon. (To Lenora Mountaineu) And it's so good to see you again, Lenora Mountaineu.
Lenora Mountaineu reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long midnight black hair, blood red eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and vampire fangs, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, she's dressed in a long blood red coat, long-sleeved white shirt, black pants, black knee-high high-heeled boots with black butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with darkness, shadows, bats, creatures of the night, and dark angels on the coattails and on the back is Elemental HERO Darkbright, and holstered on her back is a massive Elemental HERO Darkbright-themed greatsword with embedded blood red gems and Elemental HERO Darkbright etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large black bat heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with midnight blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large midnight blue gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.
Lenora Mountaineu: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Lenora Mountaineu and he hugged her, and Lenora Mountaineu is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you five since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Lenora Mountaineu: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'9" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal, and, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Lenora Mountaineu, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Darkbright.
Elizabeth Lioncourt: And she's a member of The Mountaineu Clan, an ancient clan of powerful vampires from Transylvania who fought against armies of evil vampires, werewolves, demons, witches, and other evil ancient creatures since The Dark Ages. She's also a very powerful immortal vampire with mastery over the darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Necromancy, The Dark Arts, Satanic Magic, and The Occult.
Monica Anniston: She's another member of The Elemental HEROS of Darkness, and she's also one of the agents of The HELLSING Organization who fought alongside Alucard, Seras Victoria, and Vince and they destroyed Ghouls and evil freshly turned vampires, and she also played a very huge role in permanently destroying Millennium back in 1999, the Nazi Organization Adolf Hitler created, and they destroyed the deranged Major and his freakshow menagerie of Artificial Vampires, along with dealing with the traitor, Walter C. Dornez, former butler of The Hellsing Family now exposed as a Spy for Millennium who became a vampire thanks to the chip implanted in him by The Doctor, because of his hatred of Alucard that went back to 1944 and his obsessive fear of growing old and useless and to destroy Alucard caused him to expose his true colors on that day.
Caitlin Ashleigh: She's also an old friend of Alucard, who she knew as Vlad Dracula, Seras Victoria, Alucard's fledgling who became a True Vampire, and her boss, Sir Integra, and she and the other Elemental HEROS of Darkness also helped Buffy Summers and her friends in dealing with The Master and the other vampires and demonic creatures in Sunnydale, along with helping Angel and The Angel Investigations Agency in dealing with the vampires and evil demons and other evil beings of the supernatural who were causing havoc in Los Angeles.
Catherine McKenzie: She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire who had to deal with parents who built their business empires through the theft of intellectual property and siblings who are either thieves and heartless thugs and The Elemental HEROS of Water who had to deal with lying conniving workers who tried to extort them and ruin their names and reputations, along with Sergio, the mastermind behind some of the early extortion plots, and the heartless evil abusive greedy parents and heartless gold-digging evil ex-little sisters, Selene and the other Elemental HEROS of Darkness clashed with Lori, who tried to kill them and Lincoln many times over on her little rampages when Dark Lori takes over, but they've beaten her and she wound up getting grounded big time.
Me: Yep, I knew it.
Nico: We met Sir Integra when we killed Leif and Jessica in London, and she's already a member of the team, but she's also pissed off that some of her agents got Gene-Slammed by Team Rocket and Kurata.
Me: And we hate to know what Lori did to warrant your form of payback.
Lenora Mountaineu: Sir Integra already asked that question, but trust me, you're not going to hearing it. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something I also want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right, Leonora?
Lenora Mountaineu: How'd you guess what I was about to ask?
Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.
Lenora Mountaineu: I knew it, you marked them and fed on their blood, along with acquiring their powers as well, I knew that was coming since you'd done that more than once when he got brutally injured by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan more than once.
Lincoln went up to Lenora Mountaineu, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Lenora Mountaineu: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Lenora Mountaineu's neck with blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Lenora Mountaineu: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Lenora Mountaineu.
Lenora Mountaineu had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the nine girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The nine girls are Hina Hosaka, Saran Takamizawa, Sumika Makiya, Kasumi Makiya, Airi Minamura, Yumimi Tezuka, Minako Asaka, Haruka Hinata, and Kuon Hinata from With Ribbon.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Hina Hosaka, Saran Takamizawa, Sumika Makiya, Kasumi Makiya, Airi Minamura, Yumimi Tezuka, Minako Asaka, Haruka Hinata, and Kuon Hinata from With Ribbon.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Hina Hosaka: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Hina Hosaka and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from the Universe 666 versions of Marinette and her friends and from being sacrificed by Adonis Yog-Sothoth, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, search Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.
Hina Hosaka: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Hina Hosaka: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Hina Hosaka, Saran Takamizawa, Sumika Makiya, Kasumi Makiya, Airi Minamura, Yumimi Tezuka, Minako Asaka, Haruka Hinata, and Kuon Hinata with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Adonis Yog-Sothoth, the evil former younger brother of Arabella Yog-Sothoth, but he wasn't alone, we also faced off against the Universe 666 versions of the Miraculous Heroes who were also sighted there and they wanted revenge on us for what we did to Evil Nico and his psychopathic and murderous followers.
But, when Lincoln showed what he did first to the Universe 666 versions of The Miraculous Heroes and using The Elements of Harmony and turning into his God of Friendship form to purify and free the Universe 666 Kwamis and then acquiring The Miracle Box and Miraculous Spellbook and sending them to prison, and then, we moved on to giving that demonic Dark Goth the brutal beatdown of his lives and Lincoln finishing him off by biting him on the neck and draining him dry of blood and sending him to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and they went up to Lincoln and all of us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem also kissed him all over. Lincoln and Lenora Mountaineu have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Awesome, so not only did Lincoln take down the Universe 666 versions of Marinette and her friends, free their Kwamis, acquire her Miracle Box and The Universe 666 Miraculous Spellbook, but you guys also destroyed Adonis Yog-Sothoth.
Lincoln: Yep, and now, for tomorrow, we'll be hunting down Adrian Nyarlathotep, Adrienne's brother.
Adrienne Nyarlathotep: Plus, we saw Lincoln use the Miraculous Fusion when he went Super Angel Rabbit Moon Xelnaga, and he combined his Rabbit Miraculous with the Universe 666 Ladybug Miraculous, it was so cool.
Alya: We'll be seeing more awesome Miraculous Fusions in the future, and I hope he uses one on your evil brother tomorrow.
Marinette: Or on Taytum McKinley later on today, we still got The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters out there, and they still want revenge on your man, Alya.
Girl Jordan: Now, that I'd like to see, and Marinette's right, they're still out there, I can smell their bloodstained clothes still in the air.
After taking down the Universe 666 versions of Marinette and her friends and destroying Adonis Yog-Sothoth, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Lenora Mountaineu saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Lenora Mountaineu: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'9" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Lenora, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Lenora Mountaineu: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Lenora Mountaineu: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Lenora, what's the story on how you took down Lori when that bitch Dark Lori took over her body and went on another violent rampage to kill you and Lincoln again?
Lenora Mountaineu: That's something I'll never forget. I make it no surprise that Caitlin was right, the only thing the other Elemental HEROS of Darkness and I had to deal with is Lori who tried to kill us and Lincoln many times over on her little rampages when that control freak bitch, Dark Lori, takes over, and we've beaten her down and she wound up getting grounded big time. Well, one night, Lincoln and I were at the Gotham Royal York Cemetery, and Lucy and her friends had finished up their meeting, and we were there to escort her and her friends home. But, then, we heard a loud and violent shriek in the air, and Lincoln had fired a blast of darkness at a nearby bush and it forced out one person I hoped never to see: Lori, the control freak of the Loud Family, she had red eyes of hatred and she was snarling like an angry demon, but even worse, she also had a knife in hand and tried to stab me and Lincoln with it. She always did this stunt: using blades and knives to try and stab us with them, but we were ready for her, I fired a dark mist which blinded Lori, and Lincoln summoned vampire bats which attacked her and Lori screamed like the banshee she was, and then, we sweep-kicked her onto the ground and we tied her up in dark energy ropes. We escorted Bertrand, Haiku, Persephone, Boris, and Dante home, and we dragged Lori back to The Loud House, and after we told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lori tried to do to me and Lincoln, Lori got grounded for fifteen weeks and she was put in a titanium cage and in a straitjacket.
Nico: This hadn't been the first time Lori tried to use knives and other sharp objects to stab her little brother when that bitch took over, and we also heard of how she tried to kill Lincoln by locking him up in his room and leaving him to die after she stabbed and slashed at him many times and chained him up.
Me: We were absolutely shocked and outraged that Dark Lori would do something like that, but Lincoln was saved from death, and Lori got her just desserts.
Lenora Mountaineu: We heard about all that from Selene as well, and many of us who hated Lori wanted her head mounted on a stake and her body thrown to the buzzards! But, we didn't want revenge to cloud our minds, we had to think of Lincoln and he wouldn't want Lori dead, because despite all the horrible things she tried to do to him, she's still his older sister.
Luna: That's Lincoln for you, he loves his family, but the one person who did this was Killjoy Huggins, Principal Huggins' Dark Side, he administered his Dark Side Serum into Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan when Lincoln was in Third Grade.
Leni: And it's not a surprise since he hated Lincoln and wanted to kill him or get him expelled and sent to prison. But not long ago, Lincoln and the others exacted brutal payback on him and sent him straight to The Black Gates.
Selene Arcangela: It was a long time coming, but Principal Huggins was absolutely traumatized that his Dark Side tried to do all that to Lincoln, and he was taking a break from being Principal.
Lincoln: He's got a long road to recovery after what that monster put him through. But, yesterday, we found out that the one person responsible for turning Principal Huggins into the very jerk who wanted me dead was Chase Young.
Lenora Mountaineu: WHAT?!
Anna Anyanova: It's true, Lenora, Chase Young was the one responsible for turning Principal Huggins into the killjoy jerk we hated and gave him that Dark Side Creation Serum, he was the true source of Lincoln's pain and suffering. We separated Chase Young from his dark side, and we made him pay for 1,500 years of evil and we sent him to The Black Gates yesterday.
Lenora Mountaineu: Good, he was scum!
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Plum Greenwood, May Zedong, Trish Rust, and Betty Aquaheart are heading to Seaside Hill.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'9", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Plum Greenwood, May Zedong, Trish Rust, and Betty Aquaheart were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out that Plum Greenwood, May Zedong, Trish Rust, and Betty Aquaheart fell in love at first sight with Lincoln, and he also fell in love with them as well, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that Taytum McKinley has sent some thugs to kill them.
Betty Aquaheart: Wow, so this is Seaside Hill, this is so beautiful.
Lincoln: You said it, Betty, and I've been here many times before, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Plum Greenwood, May Zedong, Trish Rust, and Betty Aquaheart dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Plum Greenwood, May Zedong, Trish Rust, and Betty Aquaheart got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw Taytum McKinley's hired thugs coming after them and Lincoln fired blasts of blood red energy which hit them and he sucked out all their blood and energy and killed them and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Plum Greenwood, May Zedong, Trish Rust, and Betty Aquaheart, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Plum Greenwood, May Zedong, Trish Rust, and Betty Aquaheart placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Seaside Hill, eh, Linky?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Plum Greenwood, May Zedong, Trish Rust, and Betty Aquaheart with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Plum Greenwood, May Zedong, Trish Rust, and Betty Aquaheart are now in your harem.
Jenna: Flip has got some nerve trying to kill them, that cheapskate's just making things much worse for himself.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with Taytum McKinley's hired thugs, but I killed them all, and this is going to piss her off in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Taytum McKinley scream with extreme hatred and rage.
Maria: Yeah, up yours, bitch!
Sebastian Mendez: Alright, that's it! Drakus, get your X-Squad! We're going to destroy all of their little safehouses, secure their weapons, and kill their hired thugs!
Sebastian Mendez, Drakus, and the X-Squad went out, and they went after all of the safehouses of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and they proceeded to destroy them one by one, and in the process, they also secured all of their weapons and put them all into scrolls, and then, Sebastian proceeded to kill and dismember all of the hired thugs of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters in the most cruel bloody manner.
Drakus: Damn, I knew this guy was absolutely blood-crazed and violent, not to mention scary, but this is ridiculous
X-Squad Cyclonus: We couldn't let any of those bitches get after Lincoln, and Lincoln's not going to show them any mercy whatsoever.
X-Squad Cell: But, Nico's going to ask the question of why the newest member of the team is covered head to toe in blood.
Then, Sebastian sent blasts of darkness which hit Taytum McKinley, Selena MacKenzie, Raya Taylor, Olivia Paisley, Nyra Remmington, Mylah Palmer, Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson and they also got scratches on their faces. They all let out thirty screeches of angry fury.
Drakus: Oh shit, you just angered them even more. Let's get out of here before those bitches come after us with their panties in a bunch again.
The X-Squad and Sebastian came back to The World Tree Estate, and Nico saw Sebastian was really covered head to toe in blood.
Nico: Jeez, Drakus, did you let Sebastian run wild?
Drakus: Don't ask.
Lincoln: Selene had plans to launch raids into their safehouses and take the thugs down, along with confiscating their weapons, but Sebastian running wild and slaughtering the thugs and destroying the safehouses also works just as well.
Drakus: You should've seen it, it was a massacre. What started out as a raid into their safehouses to take the thugs down turned into a bloody massacre and slaughter, Sebastian brutally butchered and slaughtered the thugs those bitches had hired, and he even burned all of their plans and left scars on them, and sent them into a psychotic tailspin.
X-Squad Cell: We hightailed it out of there as fast as we could.
Drakus: Before those monster bitches came after us with their panties bunched up their asses again! But, take a look at what we got.
Drakus took out a scroll, and inside them were massive caches of machine guns, sub-machine and semi-automatic, massive caches of ammunition, grenades, bazookas, grenade and rocket launchers, Gatling Guns, shotguns, and many more.
Nico: Holy crap, they had all those weapons?! Man, they were literally out for Lincoln's head if they had all these in their safehouses.
Lincoln: But, not anymore. Now, we have all their weapons and ammo, their plans were all burned to the ground, and their hired mercenaries and thugs were all slaughtered by Sebastian. Nice one, you guys.
Sebastian Mendez: Thank you, and mind if I get a shower? I'm covered head to toe in blood.
Maria: No need, we got this.
The water wielders entombed Sebastian in a massive ball of water and he was being cleaned, and as soon as they were done, the water ball was literally red, and Sebastian stepped out clean from all the blood.
Lori: You do realize now you'll have a target on your head, they'll be coming after you for what you did?
Sebastian Mendez: Like I even care about any of the threats that come out of their filthy mouths, if I so much as see one of them, I'll rip out their vocal chords.
Lincoln: Easy, we'll take care of them one by one.
Me: Lincoln's right, you and the X-Squad have already done tons of damage to their operations, along with stealing all their weapons and destroying their safehouses, so that's a major blow.
Nico: Now then, who wants go out on patrol with me?
Me: Wherever you go we go.
May: You got that right.
Qin: That is for sure.
Nico: All right lets go.
We went down to the surface of the planet.
We were in the city.
We walked around the city and then we heard someone.
?: Excuse me. Are you guys Team Loud Phoenix Storm?
Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) That's us, lass.
We saw a girl named Rui.
Me: And you are?
Rui: Oh sorry my name is Rui.
Flurry Heart: You're from the Orre region.
Rui: That's right. How did you know that?
Flurry Heart: Sorry I'm Flurry Heart, Princess of Light and I'm going to be the ambassador for you tomorrow.
Me: It's part of a special diplomatic mission program we made. But it's awesome to meet you Rui.
Nico: Same here.
Rui: Yeah it's awesome.
We saw Wes.
Nico: And you must be Wes.
Wes (Pokemon): That's right. An honor to meet you all.
Me: Same to you Wes.
Wes (Pokemon): We heard you guys have encountered a lot of Shadow Pokemon before.
Me: That's right. Over the last 2 years we did.
Wes (Pokemon): Wow.
Rui: You guys have been busy.
Me: Yep. And now there's over 1,015 species of Pokemon.
Rui: Is that right!?
Me: Yep.
Nico: And we also heard you foiled Evice years ago. Back when he was in charge of Team Cipher.
Rui: That's right.
Me: What can you tell us about him?
Rui: Well he is a crime lord.
She told us about him.
Evice is the main antagonist of the video game Pokémon Colosseum. He is the criminal mastermind behind Cipher who disguises himself as the mayor of Phenac City under the name of Es Cade. In his disguise, he is a fat and jolly gentleman who appears to be worried about the increase in crime caused by Cipher and Team Snagem, yet as the head of Cipher, he appears to have done nothing to stop either of them, thus ensuring that Snagem and Cipher work without interference.
After Wes and Rui defeated Miror B., Dakim, Ein, Lady Venus, Gonzap and Nascour at Realgam Tower, Es Cade revealed his real intentions - his role as the head of Cipher, whom Nascour reports to.
Evice provided Team Snagem with powerful technology. In return, Team Snagem stole Pokémon from innocent trainers. They were transformed into Shadow Pokémon in the Shadow Pokémon laboratory and shopped via the Under Subway to be dispensed to the general public in Pyrite Town and the Under. Evice then built Realgam Tower. The criminal mastermind wanted to attract wealthy Pokémon fans to the sky-scraper and charge them money to see evil tournaments between Shadow Pokémon.
Wes managed to defeat Evice and Chief Sherles arrived to arrest him. Evice had one last trick up his sleeve and he tried to escape using a helicopter. The legendary Pokémon Ho-Oh put a stop to his plan.
While Evice does not appear in this game, he is mentioned by various NPCs. A woman in the Pokémon HQ Lab states that he is still in prison, and Chief Sherles states that he wasn't the real leader of Cipher after all.
When she was done we were shocked!
Me: Oh man! At least we know that he's not our primary target for you guys.
Wes (Pokemon): No that is Greevil.
Eli: OH MAN! I know Greevil! I'm the one that destroyed the entire Cipher Syndicate.
Me: Whoa you destroyed them bro?
Eli: Yep.
Me: What can you tell us about him?
Rui: He is not a nice guy.
She told us about him.
Greevil is the leader of the criminal group Cipher and the main antagonist in Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness.
Mr. Verich is an elderly man living in Gateon Port of the Orre region. Accompanied by his bodyguards and twin sons Ardos and Eldes, Mr. Verich is seen as a kind old man who obtains the favor of sailors by providing free food and drinks at The Krabby Club. However, his true identity is Greevil, the true leader of the criminal organization Cipher, having gone into hiding ever since the pseudo-leader Evice was imprisoned five years ago.
During one of his visits, Greevil encounters the thug Zook harassing Michael and his sister Jovi with his Zangoose after Jovi accidentally bumped into him. Greevil chastises Zook for using his Pokémon in such a manner and has Ardos challenge him, easily defeating the Zangoose with his Alakazam. After Zook runs off, Jovi thanks Greevil for saving her, to which he replies he was only doing his thing before departing towards The Krabby Club.
Later in the game, after Michael defeats Cipher Admin Gorigan and shuts down the Cipher Key Lair, Greevil appears on a television monitor and reveals himself as the leader of Cipher. He taunts Michael by claiming he no longer needs the lab now that he completed the final tuning of the ultimate Shadow Pokémon and there was no way Michael could reach his headquarters on Citadark Isle. He was later proven wrong when Michael pilots the Robo Kyogre to the island.
On Citadark Isle, Michael defeats all the Cipher members in Citadark Isle, including Ardos and Eldes, before confronting Greevil within a dome at the center of the isle. Greevil summons XD001, a Shadow Lugia created by Cipher to be the ultimate Shadow Pokémon, and orders it to destroy Michael, but Michael defeats/snags it. Enraged, Greevil faces Michael with a complete team of six Shadow Pokémon.
After Michael defeats or snags all of his Pokémon, Greevil is left frustrated by his defeat when Ardos and Eldes arrive. Ardos encourages Greevil to blow up Citadark Isle to kill Michael, but Eldes protests and reasons with his father that they should stop. Eventually, Greevil applies to Eldes' wishes and graciously accepts defeats to Michael. What happens next to him is uncertain.
When she was done we were shocked!
Me: Oh man! So he is going back to jail.
Rui: Actually, Greevil reformed his ways thanks to Eldes. But there's been reports that Nascour has been reassembling Cipher.
Nico: What can you tell us about him?
Rui: Well he is a horrible monster.
She told us about him.
Nascour is the secondary antagonist in the video game Pokémon Colosseum. He is a man with a terrifying face, he is gaunt, dressed in black clothes and wiry, white serpentine hair.
Nascour first met Wes and Rui at Phenac City. Nascour was leaving the mayor's house. No explanation was given at the time as to why he was there. He promised Wes that they would meet again soon and he spoke truly.
Throughout the rest of the Shadow Pokémon incident, Nascour gave orders to the Cipher Admins - Ein, Dakim, Miror B., and Lady Venus.
At Realgam Tower, Nascour forces Wes to battle against four trainers in a row. He then fought Wes himself, in front of a packed stadium of witnesses. However, Nascour failed to defeat Wes. He then revealed that he had been taking orders from Es Cade, the mayor of Phenac City, who now called himself Evice, all along.
Nascour is presumably arrested along with Evice in the finale of Pokémon Colosseum.
When she was done we were shocked!
Me: Whoa man!
Qin: So he is our target.
Me: He is going back to jail.
Rui: When are you guys gonna have your big day for us?
Me: We're projecting May 28th.
Nico: Who defeated Greevil?
Wes: (smiles) My successor Michael.
Me: Wow!
Eli: That is awesome.
Qin: Yeah it sure is.
Flurry Heart: Wow it sure is. Rui I can feel that you have amazing psychic powers.
Rui: You know about my power?
Flurry Heart: I just can sense it. It's amazing.
Rui: I can tell which Pokemon is a Shadow Pokemon.
Me: That is a very amazing power.
Flurry Heart: It sure is.
Me: And Celebi can destroy the darkness in Shadow Pokemon.
Jen Scotts XXXVIII: Looks like my power as a Celebi will come in handy for that.
Flurry Heart: Yeah.
Wes: How about my and Rui hang with you guys until Flurry Heart's mission tomorrow?
Me: Sure. We can get acquainted till then.
Flurry Heart: That will be awesome.
Rui: Awesome.
Xenia: Yeah it is.
Nico: We're heading out on a patrol before the main mission.
Rui: All right.
We continued on.
Poliwag: It'll be an honor to have you guys with us.
Rui: (gasps) A Pokemon that talks?!
Me: Well not just Poliwag.
Tentacool: Many of us can talk.
Meowth: Including me.
Manaphy: It's a great story.
May: Lots of our Pokemon can talk.
Rui: Wow! That is cool.
Me: It sure is. We call Poromon, Poliwag and their friends the Mascots. They are the team Cutie Force.
Rui: That is amazing.
Qin: It sure is.
Flurry Heart: All our Pokemon and Digimon are awesome.
We then saw a man and it was Naruki Ooi!
Mariana Abramovich: Hey. Aren't you Naruki Ooi?
Naruki Ooi: That's right.
Me: (GASP) (In my head) That's Naruki Ooi. I remember this guy. Like Haruka he too is a manga writer.
Nico: Awesome to meet you.
Xenia: Same here.
We saw his Manga Drawings.
Me: Those are great Manga drawings.
Naruki Ooi: Thank you.
Rui: I sense something dark in him.
Nico: I feel it.
Me: Looks sharp.
Nico: One of our friends is a manga artist.
Naruki Ooi: Haruka Kitou, right?
Me: That's right. She makes awesome manga.
Lincoln: It's all really awesome.
Me: Lincoln is an awesome Manga collector himself. Also me and Zarya here got turned into Manga pages on her first Ambassador mission with the Zenkaigers.
Zocks: I remember that. That was so awesome.
Me: It was weird but it was cool.
Zarya: It sure was.
Naruki Ooi: That is something.
Me: It was cool though.
Naruki Ooi: (sighs) I know you guys know about my... unique form. I'm gonna be honest. Ever since I got it, I've had a desire to absorb cartoonists. The first time this happened, I managed to absorb at least a few of them. But now, I know you guys are going to try and stop me from doing that. So, I have to get you guys out of the way. Nothing personal.
Me: I have a feeling I know what's coming. Stand ready!
With that, he was surrounded by an energy circle with the Gokaiger logo before turning into Kaizokuki from Episode 10 of Donbrothers!
At a park, Ippei is reading Heartbreak Hero when Naruki approaches him and asks for his hand to be signed. Ippei obliges with his request and is thanked by Naruki, who walks off. Ippei shows annoyance at being bothered by fans as he can't read in peace. Kaizokuki appears and grabs Ippei with its tentacles, absorbing him into his body. He picks up the copy of Heartbreak Hero and says he will move onto the next one, indicating he plans on attacking Haruka Kito next.
When Haruka is running away from Marina, she finds Naruki and he directed her into an alley. He is amused Haruka Kito, the famous artist, went looking for him instead of the other way around. He changes back into Kaizokuki and Haruka runs away but trips and falls down. She is about to be absorbed when Marina saves her, armed with the DonBlaster that once belonged to her and becomes Oni Sister. Haruka narrates that this is truly a shocking turn of events. The other Donbrothers teleport in, with Don Momotaro ordering his companions to attack. Marina approaches Don Momotaro and bows to him, asking to show them all the way. Don Momotaro says she can accompany him and they charge into battle. The team seems to be more in sync than when Haruka was a member, but Kaizokuki gets away despite that.
Later, Kaizokuki appears and tries once again to abduct Haruka, Hitoshi gets scared and runs away, crying for his mom. Marina protects Haruka, the latter asking why he is doing this. Kaizokuki was an aspiring manga artist but didn't have the talent to succeed, so he will literally steal the talent of others to become successful by absorbing manga artists. Haruka angrily says talent isn't something you take, it is cultivated through one's own hard work. Marina agrees and changes into Oni Sister to protect Haruka. The rest of the Donbrothers teleport in to fight as the Anoni appear and even more Anoni come through the invisible doors.
Sononi appears, and despite her orders to aid her comrades in locating the Juto, she cannot stand the stench of human greed and prepares to use her bow to kill Kaizokuki. Her aim's timing is off as the arrow heads for Marina, but Don Momotaro leaps in and strikes the arrow down with the ZanglaSword to protect Marina. Don Momotaro charges at Sononi while Marina fights the Anoni and Kaizokuki, but when she points her DonBlaster a certain way, she freezes and her hands start to shake. She drops her DonBlaster, her mental state rattled as she stares at her shaking hands.
Haruka realizes that Marina still carried her camera in the hopes of taking pictures again, but the misfortune she suffered and her time in battle has affected her for the worse. Haruka blames herself for this, realizing that abandoning her responsibility as a warrior just brought pain to someone else, though she is mentally conflicted about what to do or if it even is her fault at first. She decides to give up her perfect life, calling her editor and telling her she is quitting her manga career.
Haruka then runs to Cafe Donbura and grabs Kaito by the sleeve of his shirt, insisting that he DOES remember her. Kaito for a second seems to feign ignorance and act like he still doesn't remember her, but she knows he is the Admin and demands he drop the act. Kaito sheepishly admits he still remembers her when she gets furious. Haruka says she wants to wish to undo her wish and return to the Donbrothers. Kaito opens his laptop and hits the delete key, the world dissolves into a blinding light.
Haruka suddenly finds herself as Oni Sister running around and beating Anoni with her kanabo. Haruka joyously proclaims she has arrived to the confusion of Don Momotaro who asks why she would announce that as it is obvious she is here. Haruka says she has been through a lot today and then aids Tsuyoshi and Tsubasa when Kaizokuki proves difficult for them to fight. She smacks him around with her kanabo for a bit then Avatar Changes into Oni Sister Robotaro and blasts him with missiles from her club. Don Momotaro is impressed with Haruka "enjoying the festival" but won't let her hog all the glory. The team assumes their Robotaro forms and make quick work of the Anoni and drive Sononi back.
As Haruka fights Kaizokuki, she says that Marina can live her own life now and as for the future, she will do the fighting from now on. She hits Kaizokuki so hard he crashes into a lamppost and gets electrocuted, then falls stunned onto the pavement. Don Robotaro tells his companions it's time for the finisher, executing the Unprecedented Peach: Robotaro Party attack. The team launch a barrage of fireworks at Kaizokuki and then Don Robotaro finishes with a rapid high speed Robotaro Slash. The absorbed manga artists are freed and the awakened artist who was Kaizokuki feels ashamed.
We gasped!
Me: Kaizokuki! I knew it!
Nico: the Gokaigers Hitotsuki!
Eli: This guy has over 36 years of Sentai with him!
Me: And I remember this one too! He was pissed off at numerous people being fans of Haruka's manga and he couldn't find a place to read in peace! And he absorbed numerous Manga Artists to get rid of the competition!
Qin: Oh man!
Nico: This is gonna be interesting.
Then out came NAPS!
Nico: You're Naps, Lovrina's brother, right?
Naps: Yep. When I bring your Pokemon to the new boss, it's nothing personal. (glares at Wes and Rui) But your new friends, on the other hand...
Me: We would love to dance but we have bigger fish to fry.
Eli: Let me face him bro.
Naps: Eli!? I didn't expect you to be part of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Eli: Surprise!
Eli fired a Force Push blast and smashed him down.
Me: Go get him bro.
Megaforce Rangers and Nico: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!
They transformed!
Nico: SUPER MEGAFORCE RED!
Emma: SUPER MEGAFORCE PINK!
Jake: SUPER MEGAFORCE GREEN!
Gia: SUPER MEGAFORCE YELLOW!
Noah: SUPER MEGAFORCE BLUE!
Lillith: SUPER MEGAFORCE BLACK!
Orion: SUPER MEGAFORCE SILVER!
Nico and the Megaforce Rangers: EARTH'S DEFENDERS NEVER SURRENDER! POWER RANGERS SUPER MEGAFORCE!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off behind them and they were ready for action!
Qin: COOL!
Nico: Cool!
Me: Looking great Nico!
May: I'll say!
Me: That was an awesome transformation! Troy would be proud!
Lyra: Lets make this fun! AVATAR CHANGE!
She turned into her Donbrothers form!
Lyra: The magic of friendship lives on in everyone! DON ALICORNIA! ドンアリコルニア
Rui: That is cool!
Me: Lets make this fun too!
Naps: Scrafty, Slaking, Honchcrow, Metagross, Rhyperior! Come out!
The said Pokemon came out.
Rui: (gasps) The Scrafty is a Shadow Pokemon!
Jen Scotts XXXVIII was about to use her powers to purify Scrafty but Wes stopped her.
Wes: I'll help Eli fight Naps' Pokemon. If I capture Scrafty, it'll be my first Unova Pokemon. Espeon, Umbreon, Come on out!
He had his Pokemon come out.
Gladion: Wow! He has an Espeon and Umbreon as well!
Nico: Wow! That is coincidental.
Qin: It sure is.
Kaizokuki: (grabs Poliwag) Trust me. This is a better alternative than becoming a Shadow Pokemon!
With that, he absorbed Poliwag.
Me: Don't count on it! (SNAPS FINGERS!)
I beamed Poliwag back.
Poliwag: Thanks.
Me: No problem. Top this!
I teleported and slashed him with my sword!
Nico: Has anyone ever told you that you look like a repulsive version of Davy Jones?
Kaizokuki: So I have seen.
I slashed him.
Shadow Scrafty was giving Umbron and Espeon trouble as it knocked the both of them to the grounds.
Naps: (laughs) You're in trouble, Wes! Scrafty's Dark type makes it a match for your Espeon. And your Umbreon is in trouble because of its' Fighting Type.
Wes: (smirks) You're forgetting about my other Pokemon.
Wes sent out his Noctowl.
Eli: And this! (Kneels and Prays) Arceus we need help here. An evil Pokemon Trainer named Naps is unleashing a Shadow Pokemon that needs to be purified and we have to stop Naps and bring him to justice.
Then out of a vortex came the ALMIGHTY GOD POKEMON, ARCEUS!
Naps: ARCEUS! Oh crud.
Kaizokuki swung his sword at Nico but he countered with his Super Mega Saber.
Nico and the Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! PEACH MOUNTAIN SHOGUNS!
They turned into the Donbrothers!
Kaizokuki: So you guys are the Donbrothers too!?
Me: When you got 47+ Years of rangers with you there is a lot of powers. Do you have the same powers?
Shadow Scrafty was giving Umbron and Espeon trouble as it knocked the both of them to the grounds.
Naps: (laughs) You're in trouble, Wes! Scrafty's Dark type makes it a match for your Espeon. And your Umbreon is in trouble because of its' Fighting Type.
Wes: (smirks) You're forgetting about my other Pokemon.
Wes sent out his Noctowl.
Eli: And this! (Kneels and Prays) Arceus we need help here. An evil Pokemon Trainer named Naps is unleashing a Shadow Pokemon that needs to be purified and we have to stop Naps and bring him to justice.
Then out of a vortex came the ALMIGHTY GOD POKEMON, ARCEUS!
Naps: ARCEUS! Oh crud.
Kaizokuki swung his sword at Nico but he countered with his Super Mega Saber.
Nico and the Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! PEACH MOUNTAIN SHOGUNS!
They turned into the Donbrothers!
Kaizokuki: So you guys are the Donbrothers too!?
Me: When you got 47+ Years of rangers with you there is a lot of powers. Do you have the same powers?
Noctowl used Peck to knock Shadow Scrafty to the ground.
Wes: Let's be honest, Naps. I know your Shadow Scrafty is going to cause lots of trouble until I snag it. So, let's cut to the chase, huh?
Arceus: And I know just the proper power.
He donned his Fire Element power and fired a massive barrage of fireballs from the sky and blasted Shadow Scrafty all over!
SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Then he fainted.
Jen Scotts XXXVIII flew in and fired a beam of light and it destroyed the darkness in it.
Naps: NO!
Eli: The legendary power of Arceus knows no bounds.
Wes: Snag ball, go!
He threw it and caught Scrafty!
Wes: Awesome!
Rui: Oh yeah!
Naps: NO!
Eli: You lost Naps.
Kaizokuki's nose turned into a sword and he swung it at Nico, knocking him down.
Kaizokuki: Why don't I try that? By turning into the Hitotsuki you guys beat already!
Me: Bring it on!
He turned into the Kiramagers Hitotsuki!
Me: Mashinki! Now we're talking! (Uses Kiramai Avataro Gear)
It got the Sword of Twilight Crystal.
I slashed him all over the place with incredible force.
I fired waves of light and darkness.
Naps: You're forgetting my other Pokemon!
Rhyperior burrowed into the ground.
Arceus: Not this time.
He turned into his Water Power and fired a jet of water that hit his Rhyperior and bashed it all over and dug him out!
Eli: Take this!
Eli fired Force Lightning and Electrocuted his Pokemon all over.
Wes: Whoa!
Kaizokuki tried biting Nico with his nose.
Nico dodged him.
Kaizokuki: Try this from the air!
He turned into the Jetman Hitotsuki!
Me: Now it's time time to take to the sky!
He flew and I flew after him and fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Honchcrow flew at Noctowl.
Noctowl dodged him.
Arceus fired a wave of wind and blasted Honchcrow into the ground.
Wes: Noctowl, SHADOW BALL!
Noctowl fired a Shadow Ball and blasted him down.
Ash: PIKACHU VOLT TACKLE!
Ash's Pikachu ran fast at an incredible speed and ran as fast as lightning and then he headbutt Naps in the stomach and bashed him into a cart of melons!
Kaizokuki shot cannonballs and beams from his cannons at us and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
They blasted everything around us in a massive number of fiery explosions!
I was still standing!
Me: WHOA! That was lethal! But so is this!
Kaizokuki: Bring it!
He fired a massive energy cannon blast and I fired a Kamehameha Wave and the blasts collided and exploded in a massive fiery explosion!
MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!
Nico: WHOA!
Wes: My Metagross can beat yours!
Wes' Metagross came out.
Wes: Metagross Hyper Beam!
He fired a Hyper Beam blast and it blasted Naps' Metagross and it fainted!
Ash: All right!
Kaizokuki: See how you like this!
He turned into the Mighty Morphin Hitotsuki!
Me: Take this one!
I fired waves of lightning and blasted him.
Nico and the Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! HYPERJET SQUAD!
They turned into the Jetman and went at him with incredible speed and slashed and blasted him all over.
Naps: I still have my Slaking!
But it was loafing around.
Naps: (sarcastically) Oh, keep on loafing around. I'm in no rush!
Ash: Enough for this! Pikachu! Electroball!
Pikachu fired a ball of lightning and blasted it down and knocked it out!
Arceus: That was great!
Naps: Alright, I surrender.
Nico: That's it?
Me: Really?
Kaizokuki: Aw that was just getting good.
Naps: Let's just say that Professor Krane was onto something when he said Cipher was no good for me.
Eli: Nice to know that we can agree on that. Nico what do we do with Naps?
Nico: He goes into the Masters of Evil. But now, we only have Kaizokuki to deal with!
Me: Fair enough. Next villain of Cipher we send flying Team Rocket Style.
Nico: You can bet on that.
Lyra: This is gonna be awesome.
Lyra teleported and punched and kicked Kaizokuki and bashed him down.
Camie used her quirk and formed an illusion of the Aurora and it hypnotized Kaizokuki!
Himiko: Time for this one.
She fired a blast of fire and blasted him down.
Thunderblast: Save some for me!
She used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and her Rocket Launcher turned into a cannon!
Thunderblast: Taste this!
She fired a blast of energy and blasted him all over the place!
Then we saw a Zebstrika!
Me: Hey a Zebstrika!
Qin: Cool!
Zebstrika: (In a girls voice) (Kenyan Accent) I think this is gonna be amazing too.
Nico: Alexandra Valerio! Wow!
Zebstrika: Good to see you Nico.
She fired a blast of lightning and it hit Kaizokuki and blasted him all over!
Nico got onto Zebstrika's back.
Zebstrika: Get ready Nico. This will be awesome.
Nico: It sure will.
Nico and the Zebstrika fired waves of lightning and ran at Kaizokuki and blasted him all over.
Carol: Tina you're going to see why I'm now called the Queen of The Kaiju.
Tina Esther: What do you mean?
Carol flew and fired King Ghidorah's Gravity Lightning and blasted Kaizokuki all over the place with incredible force. Then she fired Gyaos' sonic laser and blasted him. She fired Godzilla's Orange Spiral Ray and blasted him and massive fiery explosions blasted off all over the place with incredible power! They all blasted him into the ground!
Nico: YEAH!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Maria: That's my sister!
Nico held onto Zebstrika!
Tina Esther: WOW! That was amazing Carol!
Nico: No kidding!
Me: Lets finish this up shall we?
Nico: You bet.
Noah: SUPER MEGAFORCE CANNON!
They summoned the Super Megaforce Cannon.
Me: Tina want to have a shot too?
Tina Esther: You bet I do!
Nico: All right.
They charged up the cannon and locked it on target.
Me: Ready?
Tina Esther: Aim!
Kaizokuki: UH OH!
Nico: FIRE!
We fired a massive blast of energy, fire and elements and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!
He was dead!
I caught the Avatar Gear and it was for the Red Gokaiger!
Me: YEAH! Kaizokuki you have failed this city!
Eli: Yeah he has!
Nico: Rangers, that's a Super Mega Win.
Naruki was down and badly beaten.
Me: Boy he is going to be feeling that one.
Qin: No kidding there.
Naruki vanished.
Wes: Where did he go?
Me: Back to his home in Japan.
Rui: That… was… AWESOME! You guys were amazing!
Rainbow Dash: We get that all the time with everything we do.
Lola: Yeah it's a living.
Alexandra reverted back and she was a girl with black hair and had a red shirt and red skirt with the flag of Kenya on it and she had a spear in her hands.
Nico: That was so awesome.
Alexandra Valerio: Boy it sure was!
Rui: Yeah!
Tina Esther: Wow! Carol how did you learn how to do that?
Carol: I got exposed to Cosmic Radiation and it gave me all the powers of the Kaiju. I have tremendously incredibly destructive power.
Nico: She sure does.
Qin: Yeah.
Vince: That's my awesome wife for you guys.
Me: You got that right partner.
Beachcomber: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Alexandra Valerios: When me and Nico were over in my village in Kenya and we saved lots of elephants from poachers.
Me: I remember seeing that on the internet. Those were Ivory Poachers that were trying to get tusks to sell on the black market.
Nico: Yep. That was awesome we stopped them.
Nico and Alexandra hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Alexandra Valerios: Me too Nico. Me too.
We arrived back at the estate and then Troy came back.
Troy: Hey, guys. Anything happen while I was gone?
Slog: Oh, the usual.
Me: You missed a really epic battle. We faced the Gokaiger Hitotsuki.
We told him everything and it was awesome.
Troy: Whoa! That is amazing!
Qin: It was.
Nico: Yep.
The Previous Group Came.
Toyman: Can me, Electrocutioner, Hydro Man, Pyro, Grumblemon, Hsi Wu, Artie Ziff, King Hiss, Mammoth, and King Shark go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can come with.
Toyman: We saw the battle that happened. Are you guys okay?
Me: Yep.
Rui: Whoa are you guys the Masters of Evil?
Electrocutioner: We sure are and you are?
Rui: I'm Rui and this is Wes.
Flurry Heart: They are for my ambassador missions tomorrow and they want to hang with us till then.
Electrocutioner: Oh. Awesome having you guys with us.
Fuse Man: Nico, which Gene Slammers do You think you'll meet next?
Nico: Well I'm hoping to meet Gigalith, Swoobat and Excadrill next but also I'm hoping to meet ones for all the Ultra Beast Pokemon: Nihilego, Buzzwole, Pheromosa, Xurkitree, Celesteela, Kartana, Guzzlord, Poipole, Naganadel, Stakataka and Blacephalon.
We gasped!
Me: Whoa! That's a lot!
Xenia: Yeah! This will be interesting.
Camie: Yep.
Lincoln came with the mail.
Lincoln: Mail's here.
Me: What did we get?
Lincoln: Lets see.
Lincoln looked and he saw something.
Lincoln: Hey, guys, take a look at this.
Lincoln got an invitation, and it's from Bobbie Fletcher.
Me: It's from Bobbie Fletcher, let's see what it is.
I opened it, and we saw it's an invitation to an awesome Super World Race.
Nico: (GASPS) Oh man, we've been invited to a Super World Race, this is going to be so awesome!
Me: Awesome!
Lincoln: And it says here, we're going to be battling McWolf, and he's going to try and stop us from winning. (Snickers) But, we'll be ready for him 'cause we've put in some awesome funny weapons to give McWolf a run for his money.
Eli: Oh yeah!
Nico: (Snickers) This is going to be funny, McWolf has no idea who he's dealing with: we've dealt with Dastardly throughout the races, along with many dangerous villains who were out for our heads.
Me: Alright, gang, let's get into our cars and let's get ready to race!
Lincoln: Yeah!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Taytum McKinley of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill Lincoln and get revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, it's Taytum McKinley of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill me and get revenge.
Selene Arcangela: Should've known Brianna Greyson would send her next. But, if we know that bitch all too well, she'll also be bringing Selena MacKenzie, Raya Taylor, Olivia Paisley, Nyra Remmington, Mylah Palmer, Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.
Nicholette Torrington: Just like what happened when The Chernabog Sisters came after us last year.
Lincoln: That won't be a problem, I'll trap them in a force field.
Girl Jordan: While you and I deal with Taytum McKinley and put an end to her for good, Link.
Lincoln: But, we also got to watch it though, Taytum will no doubt have her machine guns with her, along with the others.
Nico: Good thinking, if they broke out of jail, they're bound to have gotten access to high-powered machine guns they stole from the cops or got themselves from contacts outside. Alright, gang, let's go, we've got a race to win.
Lincoln: Yeah, time to put the petal to the medal, and we know McWolf is waiting for us there, but we are so ready to show him what happens when he messes with us out on the race track, and once we get done with this awesome Super World Race, you're next, Taytum McKinley.
Selene Arcangela: You better start praying for mercy, you remorseless bitch.
Selene Emperyous: Because, we will show you and the others none for everything you've done in the past.
Girl Jordan: You will feel the true wrath of Ler, Taytum McKinley, and you will drown in the ocean's surging tides for everything you've done five years ago.
Nico: Lets head to the garage.
We got into our cars, and we drove off to the starting line of The Super World Race.
The starting line was in Nome, Alaska.
We arrived in Nome and we saw a route of the race. Turns out it is a reverse route of the last one.
Me: This is easy to remember.
Tina Esther: I also have a mascot Pokemon of my own.
Hydro Man: Which one is it?
A Cyndaquil came out.
Me: Hey a Cyndaquil.
Nico: Aww.
Maria: Oh that one is so cute.
Battletrap: Can it talk?
Tina Esther: Nope.
Nico: Oh.
Qin: That's okay then.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: This is gonna be so awesome.
Then the Call to Post horn tooted.
We went to the start line.
Grumblemon: Here we are
Tina Esther: Maria I don't have my own car can I ride with you?
Maria: Sure Tina. Hop in.
She got in.
Nico: This is gonna be awesome.
Eli: It sure will.
Lugnutz: I hope the good old USA is involved here.
Me: Oh it is. That's the finish line. The finish line is in Gotham Royal York.
Nico: Cool!
McWolf pulled up in his car.
McWolf: Hey guys! You ready for the most fun race ever?
Me: You bet we are McWolf.
McWolf: This is gonna be as fun as the rescues we did huh J.D.
Me: Oh it sure will!
Nico: I'm ready to kick your furry butt.
McWolf: We'll see about that.
Droopy: That is for sure bub.
We were ready.
Billy Natson: And welcome to another most eventful and most amazing day in racing history. Hello I'm Billy Natson and we have a really amazing and fun day for you all as we go through number 2 of the Global Super Race, the second race we had of this magnitude. Wow! With us we have our very own Team Loud Phoenix Storm and they are really looking forward to this one. You ready to burn the track?
Me: We sure are Billy!
The crowd cheered.
Billy Natson: Yeah! And we also have our opponent for them and it's McWolf.
McWolf: That's Trailblazer McWolf!
Crowd Boos and Hisses.
McWolf: Ah boo yourself!
Billy Natson: Lets get this competition started everyone!
We were ready!
Krista: Racers take your marks!
She held up the green flag!
Krista: GET SET!
We were ready.
Krista: REV UP AND GOOOOOOO!
She waved the flag and we zoomed out of there fast!
Billy Natson: AND THEY'RE OFF!
We were racing through the Kamchatka Peninsula into Gobi Desert!
King Dedede: Eat my dust!
Nico: Oh yeah?
Nico zoomed by him!
Me: EAT OUR DUST MCWOLF!
McWolf: OH YEAH!?
He pressed a button and fired a bunch of mines and blasted the track all over in fiery explosions!
MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSIONS!
Me: Oh so that's how you want to play it! Okay then. (PRESSES BUTTONS) MONGOLIAN DEATH WORM MISSILES, FIRE!
I fired a bunch of burrowing missiles and they went under McWolf's car and they latched under it and electrocuted it and him all over with billions of volts of electricity!
Qin: Shocking huh!i
King Hiss: We're just getting started!
We zoomed from the Kamchatka Peninsula and through New Zealand and into Australia.
McWolf: Try and top this!
He fired rotten egg stink bombs and Eli used slingshots that fired them back at McWolf.
Me: Top This! METEOR BOMB MISSILES!
I pressed 3 buttons and fired bombs and they hit McWolf and blasted him all over in fiery explosions!
Lola: YEAH!
We were zooming through Indonesia, Southeast Asia and then through the Gobi Desert again. Then we went through Siberia and the Himalayas and India.
Charge Man: We're making good progress.
Me: We're moving fast.
McWolf then had his car turn into a helicopter.
McWolf: (LAUGHS SINISTERLY) TAKE THIS!
He threw COUNTLESS HEAVY OBJECTS AT US!
Nico: Geez! He is showering us with everything but the kitchen sink!
Crashes and smashes were heard all over. He got out the kitchen sink.
McWolf: Nah this gag is too corny even for me!
Me: You know what's even more corny? This.
I pressed a button and it formed an huge boxing glove and it punched his helicopter and sent it crashing into a huge cliff wall and squished him flatter than a pancake as we zoomed into eastern Europe!
McWolf: NOW I'M MIIIIIIIFFFED!
King Shark: This ain't over yet!
We zoomed over Scandinavia and down Denmark and into the Netherlands and France.
McWolf fired rockets and missiles and we dodged them all over.
Me: Oh yeah?
I pressed a button and a tesla coil fired waves of lightning and electrocuted McWolf all over and blasted him down.
Qin: So long stinky!
Charmcaster: Let's bring some magic in here!
She fired waves of magic and blasted McWolf in the butt.
McWolf: YEEEEEEOOUCH!
Nico: Nice shot!
We zoomed through Italy and into the Middle East.
Nico: Nice!
Mammoth: How are you doing back there, Cyndaquil?
Tina's Cyndaquil: Cynda!
Tina Esther: She's doing good.
Me: Awesome.
Maria: So what do you think of the race Tina?
Tina Esther: This is so awesome!
Sakura Knudson: Boy these races you guys do are amazing!
Bowser Jr: Think that's good? Wait until I show you the Mario Kart Races!
Nico: Those are fun.
Lola: They sure are.
McWolf flew over us and fire fireworks at us and we dodged them.
Varie: Time for this.
She activated Yolker's ridewatch and fired waves of eggs and blasted him all over the place and smashed his Helicopter down.
Blizzard Man: (to Cyndaquil) So, listen. Anytime you want to decide to speak English, go ahead and do so.
Cyndaquil nodded.
Tina Esther: It'll be a while before that though.
Maria: Take your time.
Qin: Yeah.
We entered the Sahara Desert.
McWolf was persistent.
Camie: Top this one you stinky wolf.
She fired a laser blast and it formed a huge piano over him and then it fell onto him and then…
KRASMASH!
He got smashed under it!
Eli: Yeah!
Me: My favorite note: B-Flat.
Artie Ziff: Here we are in the Sahara Desert.
Me: Yep.
Qin: Hot.
Lola: Yep.
Hsi Wu: I can actually see the sun from my flight path!
Nico: You sure can.
Eli: But it's awesome here.
Qin: Yep.
McWolf was still at it.
McWolf: You'll never win this race you dummies!
Me: Who are you calling a dummy you dumbass!
Pyro: I'm actually more hot than ever!
McWolf threw bowling balls at us and I pressed a button on my car and out came a giant baseball bat and I batted the balls back and they hit him and smashed his Helicopter and bashed him down.
Qin: Take that!
Lola: YEAH!
Tyzonn: Let's do our entrance on him!
Me: Okay lets put our cars on autopilot.
We did so and I set up the battle arena from my car and McWolf was on the arena.
McWolf: Hey where did they go? Maybe they gave up.
Then the spirits of cartoon comedy fun appeared and they swirled around him and bashed him all over with pranks and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
There was a massive fiery explosion and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out,
Me: Surprise!
He had his eyes bug out and his jaw drop.
McWolf: (TOM SCREAM)
He screamed as he fell apart!
McWolf: So you all want to fight dirty!?
Me: You bet we do!
I threw a pie and smashed it in his face.
DING DING!
Qin bashed him on his face with a boxing glove!
BAP!
Electrocutioner: Sorry. But we REALLY wanted the entrance done.
McWolf: Boy bad place to do one.
Me: Not when you have cars that can drive on autopilot.
I bashed him on his face with an anvil and bashed him into a pulpy pancake.
Xenia: Take that! And this.
She pulled out a feather duster and tickled him and he was laughing hysterically.
McWolf: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
Then Silver Samurai, Snake, Mole Man, LaGrange, Grodd, Goliath, Atomic Skull, Calamitous, Skinner, and Harpymon and their groups appeared.
Nico: Silver Samurai, Snake, Mole Man, LaGrange, Grodd, Goliath, Atomic Skull, Calamitous, Skinner, and Harpymon.
Silver Samurai: (to Wes and Rui) It's an honor to have you two with us.
Wes: The honor is all ours.
Rui: Same here.
Snake: You guys haven't been in a race for a while
Me: It has been a while huh?
LaGrange: I'm already in my element here!
Nico: You sure are.
Mole Man: (to Nico) We heard you went to a beer planet.
Nico: We sure did.
Grodd: Were the mascots in heaven?
Me: Oh they were.
Qin: Yeah it was crazy.
Bara Brain came out.
Eli: Back for another round I see Bara Brain.
Bara Brain: I sure am.
Lola: Cool.
Bara Brain: How long has it been since you guys were in a race?
Lola: It has been a while.
Qin: Yeah.
We got the battles underway
Jayden Shiba, Abby Martin, Lauren Shiba, Cocette, Dark Magician of Chaos, Flame Swordsman, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Slog and Wildfly VS Silver Samurai, Evil Wind Man, Lady Bullseye, Lego Atrocitus, Duo, and Evil Pirate Man - Nico's Rescue on a PLANET MADE OF BEER!? WHAT THE FUCK
Silver Samurai was first.
Silver Samurai: (to Jayden) Nico's Rescue was on a PLANET MADE OF BEER!? WHAT THE FUCK?!
Jayden: Yeah that was a really crazy experience.
Abby Martin: It sure was!
Lauren Shiba: That was a crazy planet.
Cocette: We're not going back there.
Dark Magician of Chaos: That is for sure there.
Flame Swordsman: Yeah that planet has been blacklisted.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure has.
Starshine Sparkle: But the mascots loved it.
Spyro: Yeah they sure did.
Silver Samurai: Indeed. Lets do it!
Jayden and team used fusions for Timaeus and the Six Samurai and their rider cards and got new dragons and weapons and they fired waves of magic and smashed him down.
Fiona, Octavia Melody, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops, Velvet Sky, Flash Sentry, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Spark Man and Fuse Man VS Snake, Roman Torchwick, Django of the Dead, Sword Roidmude, Gulia (Nanatsu no Taizai), and Robo-Reptar - Battling Another Gramma Stuffum and Another El Jefe
Snake was next.
Snake: (to Fiona): Nico, Luster Dawn's team, Gramma Stuffum's team, and the others did good Battling Another Gramma Stuffum. And Another El Jefe as well
Fiona: They sure did and it was really fun.
Octavia Melody: (British Accent) Boy it sure was. Everyone did good.
Lyra Heartstrings: They sure did and it was amazing to meet Tina too. She is one of Maria's friends and she was turned into pure fire.
Sweetie Drops: By the Quantum Vapor.
Velvet Sky: Yeah that was crazy.
Flash Sentry: No kidding.
Rainbow Dash: It sure was awesome.
Scootaloo: You got that right.
Whirlwind: Yeah.
Snake: Boy dudes that is awesome. Lets do it!
Fiona and team used fusions for Hermos and the Roid monsters and their Rider Cards and got awesome weapons and they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and blasted him down.
Martian Manhunter, Felix the Cat, Blind Maria Johnson, Pan, Bambi, Goldie (Felix the Cat), Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Mason Brown and Battletrap VS Mole Man, Peg Leg Pete, Madame Catastrophe, Metamorphosis, Hocus Pocus, and Fortress Crab Ω- Lincoln's Rescue
Mole Man was next.
Mole Man: (to Martian Manhunter) I heard Lincoln's rescue was on Universe 666 Earth. How was it?
Martian Manhunter: It was actually quite an enjoyable one. We took on the Universe 666 Miraculous users.
Felix: We sure did and it was fun.
Blind Maria Johnson: It sure was.
Pan: Yeah it was so fun.
Bambi: You got that right.
Goldie honked.
Applejack: That was a good one.
Apple Bloom: It sure was.
Flashwing: Yeah.
Mole Man: Boy no kidding. Lets do it!
Martian Manhunter and team used fusions for Hermos and the Alien monsters and their Rider Cards and they got new weapons and fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Vert, Jet Vac, Guardian Elma, Fortune Lady Fire, Fortune Lady Water, Fortune Lady Earth, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Thunderblast and Lugnutz VS LaGrange, Live Action Thrust, Mucor, Nai, Mea, and 50 Below- Meeting a Gene-slammer for Elemental HERO Darkbright
LaGrange was next.
LaGrange: (to Vert) I heard you guys met a Gene-slammer for Elemental HERO Darkbright. What's her name?
Vert: Her name is Lenora Mountaineu and she is a really awesome girl.
Jet Vac: Boy she sure is and she does a capital job.
Guardian Elma: We all think she is awesome.
Fortune Lady Fire. We can agree there.
Fortune Lady Water: That we all think is awesome.
Fortune Lady Earth: It sure is awesome. And her story is cool too.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Lenora, what's the story on how you took down Lori when that bitch Dark Lori took over her body and went on another violent rampage to kill you and Lincoln again?
Lenora Mountaineu: That's something I'll never forget. I make it no surprise that Caitlin was right, the only thing the other Elemental HEROS of Darkness and I had to deal with is Lori who tried to kill us and Lincoln many times over on her little rampages when that control freak bitch, Dark Lori, takes over, and we've beaten her down and she wound up getting grounded big time. Well, one night, Lincoln and I were at the Gotham Royal York Cemetery, and Lucy and her friends had finished up their meeting, and we were there to escort her and her friends home. But, then, we heard a loud and violent shriek in the air, and Lincoln had fired a blast of darkness at a nearby bush and it forced out one person I hoped never to see: Lori, the control freak of the Loud Family, she had red eyes of hatred and she was snarling like an angry demon, but even worse, she also had a knife in hand and tried to stab me and Lincoln with it. She always did this stunt: using blades and knives to try and stab us with them, but we were ready for her, I fired a dark mist which blinded Lori, and Lincoln summoned vampire bats which attacked her and Lori screamed like the banshee she was, and then, we sweep-kicked her onto the ground and we tied her up in dark energy ropes. We escorted Bertrand, Haiku, Persephone, Boris, and Dante home, and we dragged Lori back to The Loud House, and after we told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lori tried to do to me and Lincoln, Lori got grounded for fifteen weeks and she was put in a titanium cage and in a straitjacket.
Nico: This hadn't been the first time Lori tried to use knives and other sharp objects to stab her little brother when that bitch took over, and we also heard of how she tried to kill Lincoln by locking him up in his room and leaving him to die after she stabbed and slashed at him many times and chained him up.
Me: We were absolutely shocked and outraged that Dark Lori would do something like that, but Lincoln was saved from death, and Lori got her just desserts.
Lenora Mountaineu: We heard about all that from Selene as well, and many of us who hated Lori wanted her head mounted on a stake and her body thrown to the buzzards! But, we didn't want revenge to cloud our minds, we had to think of Lincoln and he wouldn't want Lori dead, because despite all the horrible things she tried to do to him, she's still his older sister.
Luna: That's Lincoln for you, he loves his family, but the one person who did this was Killjoy Huggins, Principal Huggins' Dark Side, he administered his Dark Side Serum into Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan when Lincoln was in Third Grade.
Leni: And it's not a surprise since he hated Lincoln and wanted to kill him or get him expelled and sent to prison. But not long ago, Lincoln and the others exacted brutal payback on him and sent him straight to The Black Gates.
Selene Arcangela: It was a long time coming, but Principal Huggins was absolutely traumatized that his Dark Side tried to do all that to Lincoln, and he was taking a break from being Principal.
Lincoln: He's got a long road to recovery after what that monster put him through. But, yesterday, we found out that the one person responsible for turning Principal Huggins into the very jerk who wanted me dead was Chase Young.
Lenora Mountaineu: WHAT?!
Anna Anyanova: It's true, Lenora, Chase Young was the one responsible for turning Principal Huggins into the killjoy jerk we hated and gave him that Dark Side Creation Serum, he was the true source of Lincoln's pain and suffering. We separated Chase Young from his dark side, and we made him pay for 1,500 years of evil and we sent him to The Black Gates yesterday.
Lenora Mountaineu: Good, he was scum!
FLASHBACK ENDS
LaGrange: I can't believe that Chase did all that!
Fluttershy: What a big bold-faced meanie.
Tornado Bolt: That is an understatement.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja it sure is.
Stealth Elf: I agree there too.
LaGrange: That was awesome. Lets do it!
Vert and team used fusions for Critias and the Kavu monsters and their rider cards and they got new dragons and weapons and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed him down.
Donkey Kong, Mothra 2019, Luna Ingramsson, Ginger, Babs, Bunty, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Meta Knight and King Dedede VS Gorilla Grodd, Constructicon Devastator, Big Chicken, Chicken from Outer Space, Dex (Chuck Chicken), and Don (Chuck Chicken)- Battling Kaizokuki
Grodd was next.
Grodd: (to Donkey Kong) You guys, with the help of Wes and Rui, battled Kaizokuki and that Cipher Peon Naps. Kaizokuki looked similar to Davy Jones!
Donkey Kong: He sure did and that was amazing.
Mothra: Yeah no kidding. He was powerful too.
Luna Ingramsson: It was amazing too.
Ginger: (British Accent) It sure was awesome.
Babs: You got that right.
Bunty: I agree too.
Sunset Shimmer: It was really amazing.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was and it was fun.
Sunburn: Yeah no kidding.
Grodd: Indeed. Lets do it!
Donkey Kong and team used fusions for Hermos and the Legendary Planets and their Rider Cards and got awesome new weapons and they fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Whenua, Biscuit Oliva, Hinata, Kushina, Tenten, Samui, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Gyro Man and Charge Man VS Goliath, Captain Frightbeard, Organ Grindor, Badonna, TTG Mother Mae-Eye, and Contemptra - Kaizokuki had 36 Years of Sentai in him
Goliath was next.
Goliath: (to Whenua) Kaizokuki had 36 Years of Sentai in him. But Nico was able to match that thanks to Troy lending him him Legendary Morpher.
Whenua: He sure did and that was awesome.
Biscuit: It sure was.
Hinata: Yeah we all thought that was so amazing.
Kushina: It sure was really amazing.
Tenten: You got that right.
Samui: We all thought it was really cool.
Pinkie Pie: You bet it was!
Maud Pie: (monotonously) It sure was something.
Featherweight: Yeah that was awesome.
Sprocket: You got that right.
Goliath: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Whenua and team used fusions for Timaeus and the Snake cards and their rider cards and they formed into new dragons and weapons and they fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down.
Maggie, Kimimarō, Pipsqueaks, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Rose the Huntsgirl and Charmcaster VS Atomic Skull, Evil Skull Man, Mama Cosma, Miner 49er, Ghost of Amos Littlefield, and Snake Demon- The Super Race was awesome
Atomic Skull was next.
Atomic Skull: (to Maggie) The Super Race was awesome. How long has it been since you guys last had a race?
Maggie: Not really sure.
Kimimaro: But it is always fun for us.
Seashell: Boy it sure is! And everyone and everypony loves it.
Peach Fizz: It sure is awesome.
Morning Glory: We all love it.
Star Swirl: We all think it's really fun.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye it sure is fun.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) It sure is amazing too.
Starlight Glimmer: All of us love a good race.
Cozy Glow: It sure is awesome.
Hex: It sure is.
Atomic Skull: A race like this is always fun. Lets do it!
Maggie and team used fusions for Hermos and the Wight monsters and their rider cards and got awesome new weapons and they fired waves of bones, skulls, blood, magic, stars and lightning and smashed them down.
Lisa Loud, Rika Noralenshikov, Pharah, Winston, Mercy, Mei, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Stewie and Bowser Jr. VS Calamitous, Albedo, Vampire Rarity, Yost Zzzax, Yost Whiplash, and Lumi the Snow Queen - McWolf tried to hit us with everything but the kitchen sink to stop us from winning
Calamitous was next.
Calamitous: (to Lisa) McWolf tried to hit you guys with everything but the kitchen sink to stop us from winning. But it didn't work.
Lisa Loud: Indeed. Those crazy cartoon style comedy shenanigans of his didn't work on us thankfully.
Rika Noralenshikov: (Russian Accent) That is for sure and it was still funny.
Pharah: It sure was.
Winston: We had a lot of fun times with those.
Mercy: That is true and it was great.
Mei: That was awesome.
Rarity: It sure awesome darlings.
Sweetie Belle: It sure is and it was amazing.
Gill Grunt: It sure is.
Calamitous: It sure is amazing. Lets do it!
Lisa and her team used fusions for Hermos and Buster Blader and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of water, jewels and ice and blasted them down.
Dana, Abigail Davis, Aqua Spirit, Spirit of Flames, Garuda the Wind Spirit, The Rock Spirit, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Tundra Man and Blizzard Man VS Skinner, Sellon, Chilly Willy, Chilly Billi, Krow, and Mingy Jongo - McWolf and Droopy went at each other for years
Skinner was next.
Skinner: (to Dana) McWolf and Droopy went at each other for years. And that's still funny to this day.
Dana: They sure are and they have been funny since 1943.
Abigail Davis: I think it's awesome.
Aqua Spirit: It sure is funny.
Spirit of Flames: I thought it was awesome.
Garuda the Wind Spirit: It sure is.
Rock Spirit: I agree too myself.
Princess Luna: You got that right.
Moondust: I thought it was amazing too.
Snowdrop: All their gags were funny.
Gari: It sure was funny and awesome.
Blackout: It was awesome and funny.
Skinner: Indeed. Lets do it!
Dana and group used fusions for Timaeus and True Ruler of All Calamities and their rider cards and they got new weapons and they fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.
Orion, Rosty, Olga Astronomonov, Emeth, Daphne Blake, Thunder, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Merrick and Tyzonn VS Harpymon, Snow Ghost, Carmen Sandiego (Where In The World is Carmen Sandiego), Ojo Tango, Ghost of Chef Pierre Goulash, and Cobra - McWolf is a really funny guy
Harpymon was next.
Harpymon: (to Orion) McWolf is a really funny guy. And a good teammate.
Orion: He sure is and he is funny doing those wild takes every time he saw Vavoom as well as seeing Droopy when they appeared out of nowhere.
Rosty: It sure was funny.
Olga Astronomonov: I thought it was really funny.
Emeth: You got that right and it was so awesome that Droopy can be in many places at once.
Daphne Blake: I agree there too.
Thunder: Same here.
Princess Celestia: I thought it was really funny with so many gags they did.
King Solar: I agree there and it's awesome.
Solar Eclipsa: It's so funny.
Amber Morning: I agree there too.
Spotlight: I do too.
Harpymon: Indeed. Lets do it!
Orion: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ZEO!
He turned into the Gold Ranger!
Orion and his team used fusions for Timaeus and the Worm monsters and rider cards and they got new dragons and weapons and they fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.
Zeo Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Camie, Celica, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Baro Brain
Baro Brain was next.
Baro Brain: Droopy and Dripple and McWolf have done it all haven't they?
Me: They sure have and it was awesome.
Camie: And still is awesome.
Celica: It sure is awesome and really cool.
Baro Brain: It sure is. Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of familiars for Alya Césaire, Zoé Lee, Vivica, Fei Wu, Jessica Keynes, Alix Kubdel, Aurore Beauréal, Rose Lavillant, Juleka Couffaine, Mireille Caquet, Socqueline Wang, Kagami Tsurugi, Penny Rolling, Clara Nightingale, Ms. Caline Bustier, Nora Césaire and Sabrina Raincomprix, and these will have an effect on the Miraculous.
Alya Césaire: A female Fox Familiar named Amber, she has the powers of fox fire, and she can fire blasts of fox fire from her tail and paws, and has the power to make Trixx even stronger.
Zoé Lee: A female Bee Familiar named Blossom, she has the powers of honey, and she can fire blasts of honey and she can sting villains with her stinger and it'll inject venom into them and make them break out in hives and has the power to make Pollen stronger.
Vivica: A female Raven Familiar named Ramona, she has the powers of darkness and sound, and she can fire blasts of darkness to blind villains and fire blasts of sound to send them flying into a wall and make them go deaf.
Fei Wu: A female red Dragon Familiar named Honglong, she has the powers of fire, and she can fire blasts of fire to burn enemies, and has the power to make Fei Wu's Renlings stronger.
Jessica Keynes: A female Eagle Familiar named Alera, she has the powers of wind, and she can fire blasts of wind to clear enemies away, and has the power to make Liiri stronger.
Alix Kubdel: A female Rabbit Familiar named Calliope, she has the powers of time, and she can fire time energy blasts to hit enemies and make them turn to dust and has the power to make Bunnyx stronger.
Aurore Beauréal: A female Racoon Familiar named Midnight, she has the powers of lighting, and she can fire blasts of lightning to electrocute enemies and even steal their money.
Rose Lavillant: A female Pig Familiar named Pearl, she has the powers of light, and she can fire blasts of light to blind and hurt enemies, and has the power to make Daizzi stronger.
Juleka Couffaine: A female Swan Familiar named Dahlia, she has the powers of darkness, and she can fire blasts of darkness to hit enemies hard and blind them.
Mireille Caquet: A female Phoenix Familiar named Enya, she has the powers of fire, and she can fire blasts of fire to hit enemies, and leave trails of burning fire as she flies.
Socqueline Wang: A female Bird of Paradise Familiar named Diana, she has the powers of light, and she can fire blasts of light to hit and blind enemies and leave trails of light as she flies.
Kagami Tsurugi: A female Dragon Familiar named Tatsuo, she has the powers of fire, and she can fire blasts of fire to hit enemies and leave trails of fire in her path and has the power to make Long stronger.
Penny Rolling: A female Crow Familiar named Fantasia, she has the powers of water, and she can fire blasts of water to wash enemies away and leave trails of water to wash large groups of villains away.
Clara Nightingale: A female Nightingale Familiar named Bibigul, she has the powers of darkness, and she can fire blasts of darkness to hit and blind enemies.
Ms. Caline Bustier: A female Crane Familiar named Tsuruko, she has the powers of ice, and she can fire blasts of ice to freeze enemies in her path.
Nora Césaire: A female Spider Familiar named Anansi, she has the powers of earth and is really strong, and she can fire blasts of earth to hit enemies hard and she can fire webs to tie them up.
And Sabrina Raincomprix: A female Dog Familiar named Molly, she has the powers of fire, and she can fire blasts of fire to burn enemies, and has the power to make Barkk stronger.
I teleported back with them.
Zeo Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ZEO!
They turned into the Zeo Rangers too!
Me: Lets get him!
The rangers summoned the Zeo Cannon and charged it up.
Me: FIRE!
We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Me: YEAH! Baro Brain you have failed this world.
Troy: Rangers That's a Super Mega win.
We regrouped.
Troy: Just because I was out for a few hours doesn't mean I've lost my touch!
Tsukasa: Glad to hear it!
Me: Time to give him a funny finish!
Kamen Ride: American Red Turbo!
Kamen Ride: American Blue Turbo!
Kamen Ride: American Green Turbo!
Kamen Ride: American Yellow Turbo!
Kamen Ride: American Pink Turbo!
Kamen Ride: Blue Senturion!
Tsukasa turned into Turbo Red and Daiki summoned clones of the American Turbo Rangers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TURBO!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Turbo Rangers!
Maria: And this! (Turns Dial) 17,000 YEAR MUTANT FORCE!
She summoned Selene, Zara, Priestess of Crimson Flame, Scorch Woman, Necrolai, Vampire Rarity and Dracula (A Gaggle Of Galloping Ghosts)!
Nico: Lets Make this a race to remember!
We bashed McWolf all over the place with everything but the kitchen sink.
Tassanil and Crawsectus bashed him all over.
Mariana, Thunderblast, Lucille and Beachcomber used the Autobot and Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Beachcomber's speed and agility and Mariana's water powers and Lucille's darkness powers 100-fold and turned Thunderblast's rocket launcher into a cannon.
Mariana and Thunderblast: RUSSIA THUNDER BURST!
Lucille and Beachcomber: SCOTLAND MEGA BLAST!
Lightning Unicorns and Electrocutioner: LIGHTNING UNICORN BLAST!
Water Rock and Roll and Hydro Man: WATER MUSIC BLAST!
Volcano Fire Toa and Pyro: VOLCANO FIRE BLAST!
Earth Spirit Nature and Grumblemon: EARTH SPIRIT FORCE!
Sky Demon Force and Hsi Wu: SKY DEMON MEGA BLAST!
Toy Rescue Force and Toyman: TOY RESCUE BLAST!
Ziff Smasher Force and Artie Ziff: ZIFF SMASH BLAST!
Snakes of Fashion and King Hiss: SNAKE FASHION BLAST!
Mammoths of Sports and Mammoth: MAMMOTHS OF SPIRIT BLAST!
Sharks and Water and King Shark: SHARKS OF WATER BLAST!
Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, King Epsilon, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Manta Stingray, Nova Lisa, Hammer Lad, Sweetie Belle, Pixel Bit, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Soundwave Speaker, Octavia Melody, Melody Song, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Roseluck, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: JEWEL STORM OF GENEROSITY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Rarity, Lincoln, Droopy, Lana and Lola: FURY OF THE RACE BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and jewels.
Lincoln: COUNTRY ELEMENT STYLE: U.S.A.
Entrapta: COUNTRY LIGHTNING STYLE: ROMANIA!
Perfuma: COUNTRY NATURE STYLE: GREENLAND!
Frosta: COUNTRY ICE STYLE: NORWAY!
Hilda: (British Accent) COUNTRY FIRE STYLE: ENGLAND!
Yuna: COUNTRY WATER STYLE: JAPAN!
Toph: COUNTRY EARTH STYLE: EGYPT!
Tatsumaki: COUNTRY WIND STYLE: BELGIUM!
Jessica Shannon: COUNTRY STING STYLE: FRANCE!
Peni Parker: COUNTRY WEB STYLE: AFRICA!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln and his harem: COUNTRY FINAL SMASH: COUNTRY RACE MAYHEM!
They drove country themed cars and smashed McWolf down.
We resumed the race and drove underwater and then through South America and then into North America and then we arrived at the city.
Billy Natson: AND HERE COMES THE WINNER OF THE RACE! IT'S LANA LOUD!
Everyone cheered wildly!
Lincoln: Oh man, now that's what I call an awesome race!
Nico: We hadn't have a race for a very long time, and we still know how to race. That's another race in the history books.
Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do and one last loose end to take care of: Taytum McKinley.
?: LINCOLN LOUD, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR GETTING US EXPELLED FIVE YEARS AGO, YOU WHITE-HAIRED FREAK!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln: Oh great, I knew there's no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, you just don't know when to call it quits, do you, Taytum.
We saw a girl with black hair, red eyes, and dressed in a black coat, white blouse, black pants, and black knee-high boots heading our way on a motorcycle, it was Taytum McKinley of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, but we also saw Taytum McKinley, Selena MacKenzie, Raya Taylor, Olivia Paisley, Nyra Remmington, Mylah Palmer, Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson heading here as well.
Selene Arcangela: Oh great, the bitch has also got Taytum McKinley, Selena MacKenzie, Raya Taylor, Olivia Paisley, Nyra Remmington, Mylah Palmer, Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.
Lincoln: If they think I'm going to take that lying down, they've got another thing coming.
Lincoln fired magnetic blasts at the motorcycles and destroyed them and that sent the Legion of The Lincoln Haters flying off the destroyed motorcycles, and when they got back up and saw Lincoln, they were now absolutely pissed off.
Taytum McKinley: You ruined everything, Lincoln Loud! We had every last loser cowering in fear before us, but you...! YOU JUST HAD TO PLAY THE HERO AND RUIN OUR REIGN!
Brianna Grayson: And none of us will forget what you did to our Dads, The Blood Dragons!
But, before Selena MacKenzie, Raya Taylor, Olivia Paisley, Nyra Remmington, Mylah Palmer, Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson could get after us, Lincoln trapped them in a rainbow energy field.
Alana Cameron: WHAT THE FUCK?! HE TRAPPED US INSIDE THIS! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, LINCOLN!
Lincoln: Cry me a river, bitch!
Maria: You tell her, Lincoln!
Qin: They're just as, if not even worse, than Audrey Madison, and she was a heartless, sick, twisted, good-for-nothing, murderous slut!
Girl Jordan: But, that's going to end here and now.
Suddenly, Girl Jordan's ocean blue eyes turned neon ocean blue and she's surrounded by an ocean blue energy aura with sea dragons, ocean waves, water, sea animals, and snow, she unholstered her massive Ler's Sea Dragon Greatsword of Celtic Ocean Justice from her back, and as she approached Taytum McKinley, she left ocean blue energy, ice, sea dragons, ocean waves, water, snow, and sea animals with every step.
Girl Jordan: I can't believe that you'd break out one day to get revenge on Lincoln for something that was entirely your fault, Taytum McKinley, and the same went with the rest of the monsters inside the energy field. You think that now that you and the rest of the Legion of The Lincoln-Haters have broken free you can waltz in here and try and kill Lincoln, we're not standing for it. You've already put the final nail in your coffin, and now, it's time for you to die.
Suddenly, Girl Jordan was surrounded by a massive vortex of ocean blue energy with ocean waves, sea animals, sea dragons, snow, and ice surrounding it, there's a sea dragon swimming around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Taytum McKinley: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Girl Jordan emerged, but she was changed forever.
Girl Jordan grew from 7'4" to 7'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has ocean blue highlights in the bangs of her long light brown hair with blue bow on the side of her head, she has neon blue eyes and a neon ocean blue energy aura with ocean waves, sea dragons, sea animals, snow, and ice surrounding her, she has a sea dragon with the Water Kanji on its tail emblazoned on her forehead, she has on sea dragon earrings with ocean blue gems for eyes and the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and her merged Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with ocean blue gems on the gold thunderbolt links and ocean blue crystal links and an ocean blue sea dragon-shaped Element of Harmony with a golden Thunderbird and a sea dragon with ocean blue gems for eyes and the Water and Eternity Kanji in its claws for the pendant, she has on a yellow sleeveless yellow midriff top with ocean blue phoenix on it, blue skirt with ocean waves, black pants with ocean waves on them, ocean blue knee-high leather combat boots, the ocean blue weighted bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs were now covered with gold metal bands with ocean blue gems and she now has ten large ocean blue orbs orbiting around her legs, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with sea dragons, sea animals, water, snow ice, and ocean waves on the coattails, and on the back is a sea dragon surrounded by ocean waves and snow. Suddenly, Girl Jordan felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light brown angel wings with ocean blue tips on the feathers and water dripping from them grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long light brown wolf tails with ocean blue tips and ocean blue markings, Girl Jordan has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large ocean blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Girl Jordan's massive Ler's Sea Dragon Greatsword of Ocean Justice and the swords that she'd gotten in the treasure battles began to merge and was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of ocean blue energy with water, ocean waves, sea dragons, sea creatures, and snow, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Girl Jordan's Ler's Sea Dragon Greatsword of Celtic Ocean Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded ocean blue gems and the Celtic God of the Sea, Ler, etched on the 7'2" massive, wide, double-edged ocean blue blade and he was surrounded by a Celtic Knot circle, large ocean blue sea dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with ocean blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer blue handle decorated with ocean blue dragon scales, four large ocean blue sea dragon heads with ocean blue gems in its mouths and a large ocean blue dragon head with a gem in its mouth below the large sea dragon heads for the pommel. Girl Jordan has on her new Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with ocean blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold sea dragon head with blue gems for eyes and a large ocean blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an ocean blue kanji below the sea dragon that said, "Jordan Rosato, Loving Daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Rosato, Spiritually Connected Sister of Leeli Wingfeather, Athletic Dodgeball Angel Queen of Gotham Royal York, Lifelong Childhood Friend Now Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Descendant of Seventeenth Century Duchess Jordan of Ireland and Powerful Protector of Ireland's Long and Proud History, Destroyer of Cletus Kasady Also Known As Carnage and Nathan Puwalsky, Archenemy of Russ Cargil, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Emissary and Champion of Ler, Member of The Neptune Crusaders, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, and Master of Water, Snow, and Ice"
ジョーダン・ロサト、ロサト夫妻の愛する娘、リーリ・ウィングフェザーの精神的につながった姉妹、アスレチック・ドッジボール・エンジェル、ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨークの女王、生涯の子供時代の友人、現在はリンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、17世紀のアイルランド公爵夫人ジョーダンの子孫、パワフルアイルランドの長く誇り高い歴史の守護者、クレタス・カサディの駆逐艦、カーネージとネイサン・プワルスキーとしても知られる、ラス・カーギルの宿敵、悪の駆逐艦と殺戮者、混乱した殺人的、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、ラーの使者でありチャンピオン、ネプチューンクルセイダーズのメンバー、セレスティアルゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、水、雪、氷のマスター
Girl Jordan has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SEA DRAGON-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ATHLETIC MAELSTROM ARCTIC SEA DRAGON ANGEL OF DIVINE CELTIC MAELSTROM SEA DRAGON JUSTICE AND DIVINE OCEANIC CELTIC MAELSTROM SEA DRAGON LOVE!
We were amazed by Girl Jordan's Super Angel-Sea Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Taytum McKinley saw it, she went fucking crazy and got out a machine gun to fire at Girl Jordan, but Girl Jordan fired a barrage of ocean blue energy blasts with ocean waves, sea dragons, sea animals, snow, and ice at Taytum McKinley, and it sent her flying into a tree back first, she got back up, but now, she was mega pissed off!
Nico: Whoa!
Leeli: Incredible.
Me: Oh man, Girl Jordan has transformed into her Super Angel-Sea Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, that's so awesome! Now, things are really going to get messy!
Lincoln: Taytum McKinley has been asking for this for a long time, and what better way to administer her final judgement than right in front of the other members of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters.
Girl Jordan: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Celtic Maelstrom Sea Dragon and Divine Oceanic Celtic Sea Dragon Maelstrom Love) You got that right. Now, let's rip her apart, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, and he joined Girl Jordan.
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You and the others have caused more than enough grief and trouble to everyone in Michigan for too long, Taytum McKinley. We've made the right choice getting you all expelled and put in prison five years ago, but you know what, prison's too good for any of you. Now, we're going to fix that and do what should've been done to you years ago.
Girl Jordan and Lincoln went after Taytum McKinley who went extremely ballistic and continued firing at them, but they dodged the bullets, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, ocean blue energy, fireworks, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Taytum McKinley and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off her off now and driving her even more ballistic.
Just then, Taytum McKinley got out a second machine gun, but Lincoln put up a rainbow energy shield around him, Girl Jordan, and all of us, and she started shooting like crazy and also laughing like a deranged bitch, but the bullets were getting bounced off the energy shield. Suddenly, the machine guns ran out of bullets and Taytum McKinley's deranged laughter died down and she was really fucked now.
Me: Hah! You're out of bullets, bitch, and you know what that means!
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) You're shit out of luck!
Lincoln grabbed Taytum McKinley by the neck and he tossed her into the air, and then, Girl Jordan and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of energy balls with water, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and as they hit Taytum McKinley, they exploded with incredible power and she was killed in the explosions, and that angered the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters. Then, Taytum McKinley's spirit appeared, and she was still incensed with anger and fury.
Taytum McKinley: You think you've won?! I'LL RETURN ONE DAY AND KILL YOU ALL!
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) No, you're done and this time forever, Taytum McKinley.
Lincoln summoned the spirits of Taytum McKinley's victims from the past who seized her, and then, he drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead, and as predicted, she was found guilty for her crimes, and she was fading away from existence.
Taytum McKinley: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, LINCOLN LOUD, DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! DAMN YOU ALL TO (FADES AWAY)
We cheered wildly as Girl Jordan and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Girl Jordan's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, eleven massive and long light brown tails, and massive light brown wings are permanent. Then, we saw Girl Jordan get a Third Eye with an ocean blue iris on her forehead.
Then, the rainbow energy field Lincoln put up to keep Selena MacKenzie, Raya Taylor, Olivia Paisley, Nyra Remmington, Mylah Palmer, Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson inside went down, and they ran up to the dead remains of Taytum McKinley. Then, they looked at Lincoln and they were absolutely really seething with rage!
Brianna Greyson: You're going to pay for this, Lincoln Loud! YOU FREAK! KILL HIM!
Suddenly, the sound of police sirens were heard, and being the criminals they were, they knew they were in huge trouble!
Brianna Greyson: This isn't over, Lincoln Loud!
Then, Selena MacKenzie, Raya Taylor, Olivia Paisley, Nyra Remmington, Mylah Palmer, Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson ran off, but not before they gave us the finger, and me and Nico retaliated by giving them the finger and it drove them mad as they ran off.
Nico: Yeah, up yours too, bitch!
Girl Jordan: We've taken one down so far, and now, we got twenty-nine more to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Taytum McKinley, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Girl Jordan.
Suddenly, Girl Jordan wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Girl Jordan's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Sea Dragon flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and ocean waves behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Girl Jordan absorbed the water and ocean waves and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call a fiery beginning to the war. Lincoln, Girl Jordan, you two did really awesome in teaching that monster bitch, Taytum McKinley, a lesson and pissing off the rest of those monster bitches.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, but this is only the beginning of The War Against The Legion, and while we're still hunting down and destroying the members of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, we still got to hunt down and destroy Adrian Nyarlathotep, Corbin Cthulhu, and Cadogan Cthugha who are still on the loose, so we've got a huge challenge, but it's nothing we can't handle.
Me: You said it.
Lincoln: And for tomorrow, the next member of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters that's going to show her face is Selena MacKenzie, which means you and I are up next, Mollie.
Mollie: Yes, we'll be ready for her, and tomorrow on your rescue, there's no doubt the next one we're going after is Adrian Nyarlathotep.
Lincoln: Yep, but we've also got to keep an eye out, The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters are bound to send hired thugs after us.
Nico: We'll be ready for them since we've been dealing with hired thugs hired by our resident jerks to kill us, which always end with you killing them by sucking out their blood and pissing Flip and the other jerks off. So, which Elemental HERO Gene-Slammer are you meeting tomorrow, Lincoln?
Lincoln: I've already met Elemental HEROS of Fire, Water, and Darkness, now we're moving on to the Elemental HEROS of Earth.
Caitlin Ashleigh: Perfect, and you guys are going to like hearing about them, The Elemental HEROS of Earth are a group of powerful and physically strong girls who are also athletes and good sportswomen in the field of sports. Plus, they're also a group of very seductive and sexy hot mamas.
Monica Anniston: Just like with Elly Chromington, and they also love Lincoln equally as we all do.
Elly Chromington: Okay, that's good to hear.
May: Yeah. So, which Elemental HERO of Earth are you meeting tomorrow on your rescue, Lincoln?
Lincoln: The first Elemental HERO of Earth that we'll be meeting tomorrow is the Gene-Slammer for Elemental HERO Wildheart.
Monica Anniston: Awesome, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Elemental HERO Wildheart: Melanie Aranyani, she's a very powerful and physically strong athlete and good sportswoman in the field of sports, she's also a master of hunting in the wilderness and survival tactics. Plus, she's also a very seductive and sexy hot mama, take a look.
Monica Anniston took out the photo of Melanie Aranyani, and she's a tall tanned girl with long brown hair, amber eyes, red tank top, green shorts cut up to her thighs, bare feet, and has ample breasts. Only Nicole and the girls saw it, but not the boys.
Nicole: Whoa, she's one hot mama alright, and which one of your enemies or sisters did she and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth have a problem with, Lincoln?
Lincoln: It's Lynn, and they've more than once dealt with her sore loser attitude and always going on her rage-fueled rampages, along with acting like an animal and even letting out those loud belches, and trying to kill me more than once.
May: Oh boy, looks like we're in for one wild story when we meet her tomorrow.
Bobbie Fletcher: Whew, now that's what I call one awesome race you guys have raced! McWolf didn't stand a chance!
Nico: We've dealt with Dastardly's attempts to stop us from winning, and we brought that experience into dealing with McWolf.
Me: And in the end, we defeated him fair and square and we really had a laugh at foiling his attempts to stop us from winning this race.
Bobbie Fletcher: You guys sure did.
Suddenly, we saw Bobbie Fletcher walk up to Lincoln.
Bobbie Fletcher: Uh, Lincoln, can I have a talk with you?
Lincoln: What is it, Bobbie?
Bobbie Fletcher: I don't even know how to even say this, but, Lincoln, I want to tell you this. I've had feelings for you for a very long time.
We gasped in shock, including Lana.
Lana: Oh, man, I had no idea Bobbie had feelings for Lincoln.
Nico: Same here.
Me: Me too, but wow.
Lincoln had a red blush on his face, but he smiled warmly.
Lincoln: Wow, I didn't know about that, but I do need to tell the truth. I...also have the same feelings for you too, Bobbie.
We gasped even more, and Lana's jaw dropped to the floor.
CLANG! ELEPHANT TRUMPETS!
Lana: HOLY HUB CAPS!
Lola: Looks like Lana's going to get Bobbie Fletcher as a sister-in-law.
Me: She sure is!
Suddenly, Bobbie Fletcher wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Bobbie Fletcher's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and cars racing and fireworks going off behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Bobbie Fletcher: Lana did tell me that you also mark your future wives, and you're really really gentle when you mark your future wives.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Bobbie Fletcher's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Bobbie Fletcher: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Bobbie Fletcher.
Bobbie Fletcher had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.
Melanie Emperyous: This is so awesome, now Bobbie Fletcher's a part of Linky's harem, and Lana's got her as a future sister-in-law.
Lana: Along with future mechanic in her pit crew.
Goliath: Now THAT'S how a race is finished!
Me: Yeah!
Atomic Skull: Damn straight!
Calamitous: Not bad after a while of not racing, eh?
Lisa Loud: Indeed.
Skinner: You guys should be proud.
Nico: We are.
Harpymon: Who's up for a group photo?
Tina Esther: That was so much fun!
Mariana: It sure was.
Rui: That was the most fun ever!
Wes (Pokemon): It sure was!
Flurry Heart: Glad you guys all had fun.
Nico: Yeah. Great job today everyone.
Lana: (To the viewers) Hope you all loved this awesome race.
Nico: I knew we did.
We went back home and Lana put the trophy she won in the trophy case and we went and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
This was a great race.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue get ready to laugh your socks off as Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Salami Swami and his team consisting of Stacey, TTG Tooth Fairy, Bad Rayman, Izuru, Mirror Maniac, Malevolent Diablo Pepper, Frankenfood, Meatloaf Monster and Turkey Jerk along with Kole, Lola Ferrington, Dora Santiago, Serenity Lexington, Chloe Bailey And Eliza Taylor and we're going to a Devil's food cake planet and it's going to be really chocolatey and we're going to battle Another Salami Swami, Another Goldar and the Falchion Hitotsuki and we're going to meet a Gigalith gene-slammer named Adrienne Jacques.
the next match-up in The War Against The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters is Mollie and Lincoln VS. Selena MacKenzie
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Metropolis, and we're going to destroy the next evil demonic Dark Goth that we're after, Adrian Nyarlathotep, the evil former younger brother of Adrienne Nyarlathotep. And we're going to meet the next Elemental HERO Gene-Slammer, this time, it's Melanie Aranyani, Gene-Slammer for Elemental HERO Wildheart, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, she's a very powerful and also a very physically strong athlete who was born with superhuman strength, and she's also a skilled wilderness survival expert. Plus, she's also a seductive and one sexy hot mama who's flirted and made out with Lincoln more than once, and she loves him with all her heart which is also shared among the other members of his harem and Guardian Angels. She's also a member of The Elemental HEROS of Earth, but, unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire who had to deal with parents who built their business empires through the theft of intellectual property and got into criminal activity and evil siblings who are thieves and heartless thugs, The Elemental HEROS of Water who had to deal with lying conniving workers who tried to extort them and ruin their names and reputations, along with Sergio, the mastermind behind some of the early extortion plots, and the heartless evil abusive greedy parents and heartless gold-digging evil ex-little sisters, and The Elemental HEROS of Darkness who've had to deal with Lori, she and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth have had numerous clashes and dealings with Lynn, who has more than once tried to kill them and Lincoln many times over when she goes on her massive rage-fueled rampages, but they always saw her coming when they see her running on all fours, beating her chest like a gorilla and roaring like an animal, and the worst part was letting out those really loud belches, and catching the stench of her sweaty armpits and smelly feet. But, Melanie and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth along with Lincoln have more than once beaten Lynn into the ground, tied that animal up, and dragged her smelly butt home where she eventually got into massive trouble with her parents.
Get ready for a battle with a nasty bully named Gary Smith and we're going to make that monster pay and we're going to help Nico and Jimmy Hopkins tear him apart.
See you next time.
