The Chapter is where the Mascots battle the Local Squirtle Gang.

No it's Not a sequel to the Pokemon episode


At the Crystal Brighthouse in the Maretime Bay sector of the city was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with El Oso, Don Octavio, Blood Sausage, Crazybolt & Slicedice, Muscle Krabs and Bearstomp, along with Sunset Shimmer's team consisting of Kairi Yano, Fireball, Alejandra Jones (Lady Ghost Rider), Flamebird, Firestar, Sly Cooper, Bentley, Murray, Guru, Penelope, Panda King, Dimitri And Inspector Fox along with all the team and we were there for Vinyl Scratch's baby shower. Vinyl Scratch was in a hover wheelchair and her belly was big. We went to the doctor after our mission against Gary Smith and she found out that she was expecting 5 girls. WOW! She is really excited. Pickle and Barley Barrel are watching over her. I was dressed in my special occasion clothes.

Me: Awesome party. But we're really happy for you Vinyl.

Vinyl Scratch: Same here guys. This is so awesome.

Lola: It sure is.

Me: At least it's not on a big day mission this time.

Qin: Thank goodness.

Lincoln: Yeah but we're so happy.

Sunset Shimmer: We sure are.

Dean Cadance: We're so happy for you Vinyl. You must be really proud.

Vinyl Scratch: I sure am Dean Cadance.

Sunny Starscout: All of us are.

Sunny gave us all smoothies.

Me: (Slurps) Ahh! Mmm. Kiwi Banana.

Sunny Starscout: I made tons of new flavors.

Me: You sure did.

Nico: Sunset, I want to thank you, El Oso, and your teams for coming

Sunset Shimmer: No problem Nico. It's so awesome that we're going to help you guys.

Kairi Yano: It sure is. This is amazing.

Sakura Knudson: J.D. you look awesome in that outfit.

Me: Oh thanks sis. I call these my special occasion clothes. I wear them at weddings, baby showers, big events like that.

Sakura Knudson: That's awesome.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Kairi, remember when we first met you and your team?

Kairi Yano: I sure do. That was so awesome.

Me: That was one of the first Major Battles we had of 2021 leading up to the battle with Team Dark Phoenix Storm. We helped you guys battle Herlock and Wilson.

Nico: Yep.

Qin: That was so much fun.

Camie: It sure was. I didn't know about that one.

Nico: That was a good adventure.

Me: And we first encountered the LupinRangers and PatRangers after we buried that spoiled brat Mindy alive.

Qin: Yep.

Me: And coincidentally we learned that Dark Spicer based his trademark line from you Kairi.

Kairi: Here's an Advanced Notice, We're taking your Treasure.

Me: Yep. And he turned it into Here's Your Warning, Your Ass is about to be kicked.

We laughed!

Nico: That is true.

Dark Spicer: Yeah that is for sure.

Me: Yep. And Maxxor based his trademark line from Keiichiro.

Keiichiro: By order of the GSPO we're Taking you down by Force.

Me: Yep and he turned it into By order of The Tribal Alliance we're Taking you Down by force.

Nico: He sure did.

Vinyl Scratch: That is so awesome.

Nico: Good times.

Me: Yep. And surprisingly during some of our adventures we lived through some of your adventures too Kairi.

Kairi Yano: You sure did. That was awesome.

Nico: Yep.

Me: That sure was fun.

Varie: It sure was.

Carol: I'll say.

Nico: It was good seeing Jimmy again

Me: It sure was.

Sly Cooper: That was awesome that you helped Jimmy before Nico.

Nico: It sure was.

Eli: Yeah it sure was. And we sent that bozo Gary packing.

Kitty: And I gave him a much deserved kick to his crotch.

We laughed!

Me: You sure did Kitty. That was great!

Nico: When I first met Jimmy, he was a juvenile delinquent. But he later had the idea to end all bullying in Bullworth Academy

Nicole: That is an amazingly admirable goal. I wish it could be the same with everyone all over the world.

Nico: I know.

Maria: That was cool though.

Nicole: And Gary Smith had an amazing bounty on his head too.

She pulled out a wanted poster of him.

Nicole: $666,232,355,346,566,923,999.00

Nico: Wow! That's a lot of money.

Nicole: Yep.

Me: Jimmy got that bounty right?

Nicole: He sure did. He and his family can live in a better place now.

Qin: That's great.

Sakura Knudson: It sure is.

Nico: I hope Gary loves rotting in jail.

Me: Nico I'll bet you that he won't 7 days in jail. He will be dead in 12 to 24 hours.

Nico: Me too.

Then my phone rang.

Me: Oh excuse me.

I answered my phone.

Me: Hello?

The Warden of the Neptune Prison called.

Warden: Hey boss it's Warden Vallience.

Me: Hello Vallience. What's going on?

Warden: The new inmate Gary Smith was found beaten to death earlier this morning by Mike Brickowski.

Me: What!? Oh man.

Warden: Yeah he was pulverized by a cinder block. Brickowski hated him because of what he did.

Me: Who can blame him? He was a grade A Asshole. Thank you for telling me Vallience.

Warden: You're welcome boss.

Me: Bye.

I hung up.

Nico: Who was that?

Me: The Warden of the Neptune Prison. Gary was found beaten to death in his cell by Mike Brickowski.

Nico: Whoa!

Eli: Good riddance.

Vinyl Scratch: No kidding.

Eli: Yeah.

I looked at my watch.

Me: We put him in jail a little over 10 hours ago.

Nico: Yeah we sure did.

We were having a great party.

Nico: I hope Vinyl gives birth later.

Me: Me too.

Nico: Later, let's let the mascots go to the park.

Me: Sure. As long as we watch them.

May: Yeah that's a good idea.

Qin: Yeah.

Leeli: Yeah this will be so fun for them.

Pipp Petals: Oh my glitter this will be fun for them.

Xenia: Yep.

Rarity: It sure will darlings.

Me: Yep. (Sees something) What's that?

I moved some dirt and saw a lone crystal sticking out of the ground.

Qin: Ooh what a crystal.

Me: It sure is pretty.

I touched it and it was laughing? What the?

Nico: Who's doing this?

Me: All I did was touch it.

Eli: I sense it's alive. We know you're there. You can come out now.

Then there was a rumble.

Me: Back up guys!

We saw it grow into a huge crystal cluster and it was as tall as us and then it formed into a girl made of pure crystal and rock!

Me: WHOA!

TerraZoe: TerraZoe is here.

Maria: (GASP) Zoe Alister!

TerraZoe: Maria! Carol! Wow!

Carol: I haven't seen you since kindergarten. Its been a long time.

TerraZoe: It sure has been a while.

Nico: You're just as hard as Diamondhead.

TerraZoe: I sure am.

Me: What were you doing when you got exposed to the Quantum Vapor?

TerraZoe: I was working on a fossil expedition and then this purple mist flew in and then I was turned into this.

Maria: Zoe wanted to become a geologist.

Nicole: That is cool.

Qin: I think this is an amazing and dazzling form.

Nico: We'll revert you back after we're done here.

Me: Yeah.

Eli: I sense that 3 of Swartz's creations are coming.

Carrietta: Are they like what I was?

Eli: No. Hitotsuki's are not Swartz's department. We're going to meet Another Don Octavio, Another Lunch Lady Ghost and Another El Oso.

We gasped!

Qin: Whoa! I have a feeling the Don Octavio one is going to be an amazing singer.

Me: That will be cool!

Nico: That's right I remember that Don Octavio is an opera singer.

Don Octavio: (Italian Accent) That's right. Back-a in my-a day I had a great voice for a grand-a audience.

Me: You always have an amazing voice Octavio.

Leeli: Me and Girl Jordan will face that one then.

Girl Jordan: This will be awesome.

Qin: Go for it.

Kairi Yano: Hold on. Don Octavio's my archenemy. I should face him with you two.

Nico: We know he is your archenemy.

Me: You have been practicing Karaoke like all of us and getting great.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: So it's a battle of the songs.

Me: Go for it too Kairi.

Kairi Yano: Okay!

He got ready.

Kairi Yano: Kaitou Change!

He transformed!

Kairi Yano: (SNAPS FINGERS) LupinRed!

Me: Yeah!

Nico: Be ready guys.

Qin: I have a feeling this will be awesome.

Pipp Petals: The stage is all set up for this.

Me: Perfect Pipp.

Kairi Yano: There she is!

We saw a figure come out and it was a dark version of Don Octavio! It was ANOTHER DON OCTAVIO!

Don Octavio: Mama mia! I sure-a look-a good in all-a black.

Qin: You sure do.

Another Don Octavio: (In a girls voice) Glad you all think so.

Me: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and was a girl with Black Hair and had a red shirt and green clothes and a beautiful green dress with lots of flowers of iit.

Me: (GASP) Gianna Pavarotti!

Gianna Pavarotti: That's right.

Nico: Oh wow! Are you…

Gianna Pavarotti: (Giggles) Everyone thinks I'm related to the great Luciano Pavarotti but I hold no blood relation to him at all. But I am a great opera singer.

Me: I remember going to some of your concerts years ago Gianna. You had an amazing voice and everyone saw you take the entire planet by storm with your great voice.

Gianna Pavarotti: I sure did. You have been an amazing supporter for me J.D.

Me: That is true and always will be.

Kairi Yano: Here's an advanced notice: We're taking your treasure.

Me: That is going to be the Wonder Ride Book that made you that way.

Gianna Pavarotti: You guys can have it.

Me: Not right away. We want to face you in a sing off first. Kairi will be your opponent first.

Gianna Pavarotti: Okay then.

Kairi Yano: Did Swartz promise you anything by the way?

Gianna Pavarotti: Just to be as good a singer as the Legendary Three Tenors.

Me: You already have that kind of quality Gianna. You have a voice that is so breathtaking it already took the world by storm.

Gianna Pavarotti: That is true.

Kairi Yano: Lets get this started.

We went to the stage.

We got to the stage.

Kairi Yano: (takes a deep breath) Let's do this.

Me: You can do it Kairi.

(TIME TO SAY GOODBYE BY SARAH BRIGHTMAN AND ANDREA BOCELLI PLAYS)

(THE SKY FORMED RAINBOWS AND AURORA ALL OVER IT)

Another Don Octavio and Kairi Yano: (SINGING DIVINELY AS ENERGY AND RAINBOWS SWIRLED AROUND THEM)

[Another Don Octavio]

Quando sono solo sogno all'orizzonte
E mancan le parole
Si lo so che non c' luce
In una stanza quando manca il sole
Se non ci sei tu con me, con me
Su le finestre
Mostra a tutti il mio cuore che hai accesso
Chiudi dentro me
La luce che hai incontrato per strada
Time to say goodbye paesi che non ho mai
Veduto e vissuto con te adesso si li vivro
Con te partiro su navi per mari che, io lo so
No, no, non esistono piu, it's time to say goodbye

[Kairi Yano]

Quando sei lontana sogno all'orizzonte
E mancane le parole
E io s lo so che sei con me, con me
Tu mia luna tu sei qui con me
Mio sole tu sei qui con me, con me, con me, con me
Time to say goodbye paesi che non ho mai
Veduto e vissuto con te adesso s li vivro
Con te partiro su navi per mari che, io lo so
No, no, non esistono piu con te io li rivivro

[Kairi and Another Don Octavio]

Con te partiro su navi per mari che, io lo so
No, no, non esistono pi con te io li rivivro
Con te partiro
Io con te

We were in awe and Umika and Tsukasa were bursting in tears at their singing! When it was done we gave them a STANDING OVATION!

Me: BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO!

Qin: That was great!

Varie: YEAH!

Keiichiro: Good job, Kairi!

Kairi Yano: Thanks guys!

TerraZoe: That was awesome talent!

Qin: It sure was!

Another Don Octavio: You weren't kidding when you guys said you practiced.

Kairi Yano: Was there ever any doubt.

Girl Jordan: Now it's our turn. Ready Leeli?

Leeli: I sure am.

Girl Jordan: We'll save you from this.

Girl Jordan and Leeli went onto the stage and held hands.

Girl Jordan: Lets do it.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél

We were amazed and then the Another Don Octavio glowed and then Gianna was separated from the Another Don Octavio and she was freed! It was now a separate embodiment of her!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: Wow! Now we can fight her without having to make her tired and weak!

Gianna Pavarotti: Wow! Whoa is that what I turned into!?

Me: It sure is!

Nico: That was well done girls!

Sarah Tinsley: I'll say!

Leeli: Thanks guys.

Kairi Yano: Ok... now you die!

Sarah Tinsley: I'll help too.

Kairi Yano: Okay.

She went onto the stage.

Another Don Octavio: (Italian Accent) Listen-a to the song of your death!

Sly Cooper: Just like old times.

Kairi blasted Another Don Octavio all over.

Sarah Tinsley: Mother if you are here, watch me.

She stood ready.

(THE MYSTIC'S DREAM BY LORENNA MCKENNITT PLAYS)

A total Solar Eclipse formed and the sky had amazing aurora around it.

Sarah Tinsley: (SINGING DIVINELY AS SUNLIGHT AND MOONLIGHT FORMED AND SWIRLED AROUND HER)

A clouded dream on an earthly night
Hangs upon the crescent moon
A voiceless song in an ageless light
Sings at the coming dawn
Birds in flight are calling there
Where the heart moves the stones
It's there that my heart is calling
All for the love of you
A painting hangs on an ivy wall
Nestled in the emerald moss
The eyes declare a truce of trust
And then it draws me far away
Where deep in the desert twilight
Sand melts in pools of the sky
When darkness lays her crimson cloak
Your lamps will call me home
And so it's there my homage's due
Clutched by the still of the night
And now I feel you move
Every breath is full
So it's there my homage's due
Clutched by the still of the night
Even the distance feels so near
All for the love of you
A clouded dream on an earthly night
Hangs upon the crescent moon
A voiceless song in an ageless light
Sings at the coming dawn
Birds in flight are calling there
Where the heart moves the stones
It's there that my heart is calling
All for the love of you

She sang with the divinity of an angel and she floated into the air and fired waves of sunlight and moonlight and then the blasts hit Another Don Octavio and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

She exploded!

Qin: WHOA!

Me: Another Don Octavio you have failed this city!

Sunny Starscout: I'll say!

Lincoln: Way to go Sarah!

Sarah Tinsley: Yeah!

Gianna gave me the Wonder Ride Book. It was called The Opera Princess and the Kingdom of The Lion Gangsters.

Me: Very fitting.

Pipp Petals: Oh my glitter that was so amazing!

Nico: It sure was!

Qin: Wow!

Vinyl Scratch: That was awesome!

Kairi Yano: Furthermore... adieu!

Even the Ganglers were applauding.

Zamigo Delma: Nice job, Lupin Red!

Kairi Yano: Thank you!

Me: That was really talented! Well done Kairi!

Ape: (LAUGHS) Good show everyone!

Qin: We're not done yet though.

Nico: Another Lunch Lady Ghost is next.

Shannon Simpson: I'll face her.

Me: Souls of the Forgotten VS Lunch Lady Ghost. Awesome.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: Go get her.

Shannon Simpson: With pleasure.

Then we smelled something.

Nico: Wait. Something smells good.

Me: (SNIFFS) MMM! Smells like all kinds of meats.

Eli: It sure does.

Qin: Wait look!

We saw a HUGE MEAT MONSTER! It was ANOTHER LUNCH LADY GHOST!

Qin: WHOA!

Nicole: (DROOLS) That is my kind of monster!

Nico walked up to her to get a bite.

Another Lunch Lady Ghost: Plenty of me to eat.

CHOMP!

Nico ate a steak from her.

Me: That voice.

We got out a huge barbecue grill and she had all the meats fly around and she put it all on the grill

She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and had the same clothes as Shannon Simpson.

Shannon Simpson: (GASP) Callie!

Callie Simpson: Shannon!

They went and hugged.

Shannon Simpson: I thought I would never see you again.

Callie Simpson: Me too sis.

Lincoln: Little Callie. Man I haven't seen you since you were just a baby.

Me: She is Shannon's little sister?

Callie Simpson: I sure am. I am not one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels unfortunately. I went to J.D.'s school and he was 3 grades ahead of me. I went to school of him and he helped me become a great chef.

Me: I gave her a lot of great motivation.

Nico: You're a good teacher J.D.

Me: Yep. And Shannon went to Michigan and I taught Callie in Colorado.

Qin: Wow!

Nico: Is your Another Lunch Lady Ghost form still a different colored version of Lunch Lady Ghost?

Callie Simpson: It sure is. It's a dark version of her.

Nico: I see. We couldn't see it because it was covered by all that meat.

Lunch Lady Ghost: This will be interesting dearie.

Qin: It sure will.

Me: Have you known about your sister being chosen as one of Lincoln's guardian angels?

Callie Simpson: I was told about it from mom and dad a while back. And I will always be proud of her.

Lincoln: I am proud of her too.

Me: We all are.

Callie Simpson: Yeah and Vinyl congratulations on your future kids.

Vinyl Scratch: Thank you very much.

Me: We're really excited. By the way is the Another El Oso friendly or hostile?

Callie Simpson: Friendly. And you will like this one J.D. She is also a gene-slammer for Pandemonium Watchbear.

Me: Whoa!

Xenia: That will be interesting.

Camie: It sure will.

Nico: Sorry we have to fight you like this.

Callie Simpson: I know. But at least I got some meat for you guys.

Me: You sure did.

Shannon Simpson: We'll save you some good meat after this.

Callie Simpson: Thank you.

She was enveloped in a vortex of darkness and turned into ANOTHER LUNCH LADY GHOST!

She was a dark version of her!

Lunch Lady Ghost: Oh my!

Nico: I know.

Another Lunch Lady Ghost flew into the air and Shannon got ready.

(NEMO BY NIGHTWISH PLAYS)

The area turned into the fiery skies of the Abominable Sands from the 7th Circle of Hell!

Shannon Simpson: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS AND FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HER)

This is me, for forever
One of the lost ones
The one without a name
Without an honest heart as compass
This is me, for forever
One without a name
These lines the last endeavor
To find the missing lifeline
Oh, how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I'd give my everything
My flower, withered between
The pages two and three
The once and forever bloom gone with my sins
Walk the dark path
Sleep with angels
Call the past for help
Touch me with your love
And reveal to me my true name
Oh, how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I'd give my everything
Oh, how I wish
For soothing rain
Oh, how I wish to dream again
Once and for all
And all for once
Nemo my name forevermore
Nemo sailing home
Nemo letting go
Oh, how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I'd give my everything
Oh, how I wish
For soothing rain
Oh, how I wish to dream again
Once and for all
And all for once
Nemo, my name forevermore
Name for evermore

Another Lunch Lady Ghost flew at her and Shannon fired a Darkness Soul Blast and she hit Another Lunch Lady Ghost and blasted her down in a massive fiery explosion as the song ended!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

When it was done we were amazed and in awe and we cheered wildly!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Meat Chef and the Cafeteria Ghost Kingdom.

Me: Fitting.

Shannon flew up and caught her sister and she came back and put her on a chair.

Qin: That was awesome!

Xenia: YEAH!

Nico was still eating some steaks.

Nico: (Eating) Mmm!

Me: Now now Callie made enough for everyone.

We gave Callie some food and she had an ice bag on her head and she was eating it like no tomorrow.

Me: Boy sure is hungry.

Qin: She sure is.

Maria: I'll say.

Xenia: Yeah.

Shannon Simpson: Callie has always had a huge appetite.

Me: (Eating a burger) Good burger though.

Nico gave some to the mascots.

Poromon: Oh boy!

Manaphy: Thanks.

They were eating.

Me: Boy that was fun.

Nico: Yep. Not done yet. We have to be ready for Another El Oso.

Me: She'll be drawn to the smell of the fish. Bears usually love fish.

El Oso: (Spanish Accent) Si that we do.

Nico got out some fish.

He put them on the grill and cooked them.

The smell was great.

Then we heard a roar and saw a figure come and it was a dark version of El Oso! It was ANOTHER EL OSO!

Qin: Whoa! Another El Oso!

Nico: I knew that would draw you out!

Me: Works every time for bears. They love fish.

El Oso: Si.

Another El Oso: (In a girls voice) That fish really smells good.

Me: (GASP) Loretta Caballeron!

She reverted back and was a girl that had black hair and red clothes and had the kanji for bear in the middle of her forehead and she had the country of Venezuela on her skirt.

Loretta Caballeron: Good to see you again J.D.

Me: Awesome to see you too.

Nico: You know her?

Me: Yep. She is a girl that has the strength of a bear and is just as tough as one and she and I took down a massive drug cartel in Venezuela and Colombia and sent them to the gas chamber.

Qin: Whoa!

Nico: That is cool!

Loretta Caballeron: That was a fun adventure. It's how I got the title El cazador de osos de los condenados.

Me: The Bear Slayer of The Damned.

Nico: Neat!

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Loretta Caballeron: Just to be the best bear ever when it comes to taking on bad guys.

Me: That will be easy! We just need to (CLAPS) (Singing)

(THE BARE NECESSITIES PLAYS)

Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities, old mother nature's recipes
That bring the bare necessities of life
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants, then maybe try a few
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
Now when you pick a paw-paw or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw, well, next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big paw-paw
Have I given you a clue?
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
Oh man, that's really livin'
So just try and relax, yeah, cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard
And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true
The bare necessities of life will come to you
Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife (yeah man!)
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
Yeah, with just the bare necessities of life (yeah man!)

The Jungle formed and it showed Baloo and Mowgli having fun. When it was done we laughed and cheered!

Loretta Caballeron: (LAUGHS) Love that song!

Nico: I never get tired of that.

Me: (LAUGHS) Sorry I couldn't resist. But I'm sorry we have to fight like this.

Loretta Caballeron: No worries. Come at me and don't hold back.

Me: That you can count on.

She turned into ANOTHER EL OSO!

Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju gear!

They donned their Zenkaiju armor!

Me: Lets make this fun! (ACTIVATES MASHINKI'S RIDEWATCH)

(THE NEVERENDING STORY BY LIMAHL PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS CRYSTALS AND JEWELS SWIRLED AROUND ME)

Turn around
Look at what you see
In her face
The mirror of your dreams

Make believe I'm everywhere
Given in the light
Written on the pages
Is the answer to a never ending story
Ahahah ahahah ahahah...

Reach the stars
Fly a fantasy
Dream a dream
And what you see will be

Rhymes that keep their secrets
Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon the rainbow
Is the answer to a never ending story
Ahahah ahahah ahahah...

Story
Ahahah ahahah ahahah...

Show no fear
For she may fade away
In your hand
The birth of a new day

Rhymes that keep their secrets
Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon the rainbow
Is the answer to a never ending story
Ahahah ahahah ahahah...

Never ending story
Ahahah ahahah ahahah...
Never ending story
Ahahah ahahah ahahah...
Never ending story
Ahahah ahahah ahahah...

I floated and spread my wings and fired waves of rainbows and jewels and blasted her down!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Sunset Shimmer: That was great! Now lets see how she likes this one. (ACTIVATES KAMEN RIDER FALCHION'S RIDEWATCH)

(CHILDREN OF THE SUN BY THOMAS BERGERSEN PLAYS)

Sunset Shimmer: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE AND SUNS SWIRLED AROUND HER AND SHE SPREAD WINGS OF PURE FIRE

Fighting and running from, turning from
Who we really are
Cannot suppress so let's find the one
We have shaped so far
Flying too close to the sun
As if we're invincible
Cannot dictate, dominate the earth
That we're living on
We can't defy the laws
Cut the laws that we consummate
Around the world
We grow weaker as we exterminate
The only thing that gives thing
That brings air and life to us
Wake up one day and find
That what we got is serious
We are the children of the sun
We are the children of the sun
The human greed and our creed
Is all that we have to share
Knee deep in tragical
Fabrical issues everywhere
Cannot replace the one
Chase the one that we used to be (used to be)
It isn't how we were, why we're here
What we're meant to be
Fighting and burning from, turning from
Who we really are
Cannot suppress so let's find the one
We have shaped so far
Flying too close to sun
As if we're invincible
Cannot dictate our faith
On this earth that we're living on
We are the children of the sun
The love for everyone
Always on our own
The fire in our eyes
The passion never dies
We're the chosen ones
The children of the sun
We are the children of the sun
The love for everyone
Always on our own
The fire in our eyes
The passion never dies
We're the chosen ones
The children of the sun
We are, we are
We are the children of the sun
We are, we are
The children of the sun
Yeah, we are, we are
We are the children of the...
Always on our own

She floated and fired waves of fire and blasted her down!

Qin: OH YEAH! Love that song!

Girl Jordan: Oh yeah!

Nico: (gets out El Oso's Ridewatch) Time for bear power!

Nico activated it.

(QUESTION OF LUST BY DEPECHE MODE PLAYS)

Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE AND BEARS SWIRLED AROUND HIM)

Fragile, like a baby in your arms
Be gentle with me, I'd never willingly do you harm
Apologies are all you seem to get from me
But just like a child, you make me smile when you care for me
And you know
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
Independence is still important for us though
(We realise)
It's easy to make the stupid mistake of letting go
(Do you know what I mean?)
My weaknesses, you know each and every one
(It frightens me)
But I need to drink more than you seem to think before I'm anyone's
And you know
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
Kiss me goodbye when I'm on my own
But you know that I'd rather be home
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together

He floated and fired waves of energy and fire and blasted her down!

Me: OH YEAH! Awesome!

Sunset Shimmer: Time for more bear power. (ACTIVATES QUADRA ORG'S RIDEWATCH)

(ON MY WAY BY PHIL COLLINS PLAYS)

Sunset Shimmer: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE AND ANIMAL CRYSTALS SWIRLED AROUND HER)

Tell everybody I'm on my way
New friends and new places to see
With blue skies ahead, yes I'm on my way
And there's no where else that I'd rather be

Tell everybody I'm on my way
And I'm loving every step I take
With the sun beatin' down, yes I'm on my way
And I can't keep this smile off my face

'Cause there's nothing like seein' each other again
No matter what the distance between
And the stories that we tell will make you smile
Oh it really lifts my heart

So tell 'em all I'm on my way
New friends and new places to see
And to sleep under the stars, who could ask for more
With the moon keeping watch over me

Not the snow not the rain can change my mind
The sun will come out wait and see
And the feeling of the wind in your face can lift your heart
Oh, there's no where I would rather be

'Cause I'm on my way now
Well and truly, I'm on my way now

(I'm on my way now)
(I'm on my way now)
(I'm on my way now)

Tell everybody I'm on my way
And I just can't wait to be there
(I just can't wait to be there)
With blue skies ahead yes I'm on my way
And nothing but good times to share

So, tell everybody I'm on my way
And I just can't wait to be home
(I just can't wait to be home)
With the sun beatin' down yes I'm on my way
And nothing but good times to show

(I'm on my way)
Yes, I'm on my way

She floated and fired waves of spirits and animals and blasted her down!

Qin: Way to go Sunset!

Twilight Sparkle: Boy she is on a roll with good songs.

Xenia: She sure is!

Camie: Yeah!

Nico: (gets out Don Octavio's Ridewatch) Time for more singing power!

(ACTIVATES DON OCTAVIO'S RIDEWATCH)

(I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT BY THE CUTTING CREW PLAYS)

Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS MUSIC NOTES AND ENERGY SWIRLED AROUND HIM)

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
I keep lookin' for somethin' I can't get
Broken hearts lie all around me
And I don't see an easy way to get out of this
Her diary, it sits by the bedside table
The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle
Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away
I should've walked away
Is there any just cause for feelin' like this?
On the surface, I'm a name on a list
I try to be discreet, but then blow it again
I've lost and found, it's my final mistake
She's loving by proxy, no give and all take
'Cause I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away
I should've walked away
It was a long hot night
She made it easy, she made it feel right
But now it's over, the moment has gone
I followed my hands not my head, I know I was wrong
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away
I should've walked away

Nico fired waves of energy and music and smashed her down!

Me: OH YEAH!

Lola: Awesome!

Camie: Cool Song!

Sunset Shimmer: Now it's my turn! (ACTIVATES LEGO DRACO MALFOY'S RIDEWATCH)

(TWO WORLDS ONE FAMILY BY PHIL COLLINS PLAYS)

Sunset Shimmer: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHTNING AND FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HER)

Put your faith in what you most believe in
Two worlds, one family
Trust your heart
Let fate decide
To guide these lives we see

A paradise untouched by man
Within this world blessed with love
A simple life, they live in peace

Softly tread the sand below your feet now
Two worlds, one family
Trust your heart
Let fate decide
To guide these lives we see

Beneath the shelter of the trees
Only love can enter here
A simple life, they live in peace

Raise your head up
Lift high the load
Take strength from those that need you
Build high the walls
Build strong the beams
A new life is waiting
But danger's no stranger here

No words describe a mother's tears
No words can heal a broken heart
A dream is gone, but where there's hope

Somewhere something is calling for you
Two worlds, one family
Trust your heart
Let fate decide
To guide these lives we see

Every moment now the bond grows stronger
Two worlds, one family
Trust your heart
Let fate decide
To guide these lives we see.

Put your faith in what you most believe in
Two worlds, one family
Trust your heart
Let fate decide
To guide these lives
To guide these lives we see
Put your faith in what you most believe in
Two worlds, one family

(TARZAN YELLS IN THE BACKGROUND)

The skies darkened with storm clouds and lightning struck all over and Sunset fired waves of fire and lightning and blasted her down.

Me: OH YEAH!

Qin: Awesome!

Me: That was great Sunset!

Lola: YEAH!

Me: Lets give the mother to be a shot.

Vinyl Scratch: You got it.

Vinyl activated D.J. Stylbator's Ridewatch.

(REQUIEM RAVE PLAYS)

She fired waves of fire, ice, lightning and water and they formed into Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres and Lugia and they fired waves of fire, ice, lightning and water and blasted her down!

Me: WHOA!

Qin: That was epic!

Xenia: YEAH!

May: (gets out Blood Sausage's Ridewatch) Who wants sausages?

May activated it.

(WALPURGISNACHT BY FAUN PLAYS)

May: (SINGING DIVINELY IN GERMAN AS MOONS AND SAUSAGES SWIRLED AROUND HER)

In den Abendhimmel steigen
Heute Nacht die Zauberweisen
Wildes Volk und Liliths Art
Lauernd Winde heimlich fahrt
Lasst uns zu den Feuern streifen
Raunend nach den Sternen greifen
Gutes und auch böses Wort
Tragen wir heut' fort und fort
In den Weiden werden unsere Träume klingen
Und die Winde werden unsre Lieder singen
Lasst uns mit den Funken übers Feuer springen
In der Walpurgisnacht!
Hört die Geigen, hört die Geigen
(Hey yo)
Die Feuer sind entfacht!
(Hey yo)
Folgt dem Reigen, folgt dem Reigen
In der Walpurgisnacht
Ungestüm im Spiel der Geigen
Dreht sich unser nächtlich' Reigen
Und wir treten wild und frei
Diesem alten Zauber bei
Einmal nur im großen Kreise
Tanzen wir auf jene Weise
Bis das erste Morgenlicht
Unser Traumgewebe bricht
In den Weiden werden unsere Träume klingen
Und die Winde werden unsre Lieder singen
Lasst uns mit den Funken übers Feuer springen
In der Walpurgisnacht!
Hört die Geigen, hört die Geigen
(Hey yo)
Die Feuer sind entfacht!
(Hey yo)
Folgt dem Reigen, folgt dem Reigen
In der Walpurgisnacht
Hört die Geigen, hört die Geigen
(Hey yo)
Die Feuer sind entfacht!
(Hey yo)
Folgt dem Reigen, folgt dem Reigen
In der Walpurgisnacht

She floated and fired waves of energy and moons and blasted her all over.

Me: WHOA!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Hunter: (German Accent) Wunderbar! That was amazing!

Lola: Yeah it was!

Sunset Shimmer: Lets keep it up! (ACTIVATES FALCHIONKI'S RIDEWATCH)

(THE HIGHWAYMAN BY LOREENA MCKENNITT PLAYS)

Sunset Shimmer: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE AND PHOENIXES SWIRLED AROUND HER)

The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon the cloudy seas
The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moon
A highwayman came riding
Riding, riding
A highwayman came riding, up to the old inn-door
He'd a french cocked hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin
A coat of glaring velvet, and breeches of brown doe skin
They fitted with never a wrinkle, his boots were up to the thigh
And he rode with a chill and a twinkle
His pistol butts a twinkle
His rapier hilt a twinkle, under the jeweled sky
And over the cobbles he clattered and clashed in the dark of night
And he tapped with his whip on the shutters, but all was locked and barred
He whistled a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord's black-eyed daughter
Bess, the landlord's daughter
Plaiting a long dark red love-knot into her long black hair
One kiss, my bonny sweetheart, I'm after a prize tonight
But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light
Yet if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day
Then look for me by the moonlight
Watch for me by the moonlight
I'll come to thee by the moonlight, though hell should bar the way
He rose upright in the stirrups, he scarce could reach her hand
She loosened her hair in the casement, her face burnt like a brand
As the black cascade of perfume came tumbling over his breast
And he kissed its waves in the moonlight
Oh, sweet waves in the moonlight!
Then he tugged at his rein in the moonlight, and galloped away to the west
He did not come at the dawning, he did not come at noon
And out of the tawny sunset, before the rise of the moon
When the road was a gypsy's ribbon, looping the purple moon
A red-coat troop came marching
Marching, marching
King George's men came marching, up to the old inn-door
They said no word to the landlord, they drank his ale instead
But they gagged his daughter and bound her to the foot of her narrow bed
Two of them knelt at the casement, with muskets at their side
There was death at every window
Hell at one dark window
For Bess could see, through the casement
The road that he would ride
They had tied her up to attention, with many a sniggering jest
And they bound a musket beside her, with the barrel beneath her breast
Now keep good watch and they kissed her
She heard the dead man say
"Look for me by the moonlight
Watch for me by the moonlight
I'll come to thee by the moonlight, though hell should bar the way"
She twisted her hands behind her, but all the knots held good
She writhed her hands 'til her fingers were wet with sweat or blood!
They stretched and strained in the darkness and the hours crawled on by like years!
'Til, now, on the stroke of midnight
Cold, on the stroke of midnight
The tip of one finger touched it!
The trigger at least was hers
Tlot-tlot! Had they heard it? The horse-hoofs ringing clear
Tlot-tlot, in the distance, were they deaf that they did not hear?
Down the ribbon of moonlight, over the brow of the hill
The highwayman came riding
Riding, riding
The red-coats looked to their priming
She stood up straight and still
Tlot in the frosty silence, tlot, in the echoing night
Nearer he came and nearer, her face was like a light
Her eyes grew wide for a moment, she drew one last deep breath
Her finger moved in the moonlight
Her musket shot her in the moonlight
Shattered her breast in the moonlight and warned him with her death
He turned, he spurred to the west, he did not know she stood
Bowed, with her head o'er the musket, drenched with her own red blood
Not 'til the dawn he heard it, his face grew grey to hear
How Bess, the landlord's daughter
The landlord's black-eyed daughter
Watched for her love in the moonlight, and died in the darkness there
And back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky
With a white rope smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high
Blood-red were the spurs inthe golden moon, wine-red was his velvet coat
When they shot him down on the highway
Down like a dog on the highway
And he lay in his blood on the highway, with a bunch of lace at his throat
Still of a winter's night, they say, when the wind is in the trees
When the moon is a ghostly galleon, tossed upon the cloudy seas
When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moon
The highwayman comes riding
Riding, riding
The highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door

She floated and spread wings of fire and fired waves of fire and blasted her all over the place!

Qin: YEAH!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Me: Awesome song.

May: (gets out Crazybolt and Slicedice's Ridewatch) Illumination through acceleration!

She activated it.

(IN A BIG COUNTRY BY BIG COUNTRY PLAYS)

May: (SINGING DIVINELY AS IRISH SYMBOLS SWIRLED AROUND HER)

I've never seen you look like this without a reason
Another promise fallen through
Another season passes by you
I never took the smile away from anybody's face
And that's a desperate way to look
For someone who is still a child
In a big country dreams stay with you
Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside
Stay alive, here we go
I thought that pain and truth were things that really mattered
But you can't stay here with every single hope you had shattered
I'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert
But I can live and breathe
And see the sun in wintertime
In a big country dreams stay with you
Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside
Stay alive
In a big country dreams stay with you
Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside
Stay alive
So take that look out of here it doesn't fit you
Because it's happened doesn't mean you've been discarded
Pull up your head off the floor, come up screaming
Cry out for everything you ever might have wanted
I thought that pain and truth were things that really mattered
But you can't stay here with every single hope you had shattered, see ya
I'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert
But I can live and breathe
And see the sun in wintertime
In a big country dreams stay with you
Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside
Stay alive
Ha, ha
In a big country dreams stay with you
Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside
Stay alive
In a big country dreams stay with you
Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside
Stay alive

She floated and fired waves of energy and smashed her down!

Me: Take that!

Nico: YEAH!

Brittney: Time to unleash darkness! (ACTIVATES REX GOODWIN'S RIDEWATCH)

(OUR SOLEMN HOUR BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)

Brittney: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS AND PURPLE FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HER)

Sanctus Espiritus redeem us from our solemn hour
Sanctus Espiritus insanity is all around us
Sanctus Espiritus! Sanctus Espiritus! Sanctus Espiritus!
In my darkest hours I could not foresee
That the tide could turn so fast to this degree
Can't believe my eyes
How can you be so blind?
Is the heart of stone, no empathy inside?
Time keeps on slipping away and we haven't learned
So in the end now what have we gained?
Sanctus Espiritus, redeem us from our solemn hour
Sanctus Espiritus, insanity is all around us
Sanctus Espiritus, is this what we deserve
Can we break free from chains of never-ending agony?
Are they themselves to blame, the misery, the pain?
Didn't we let go, allowed it, let it grow?
If we can't restrain the beast which dwells inside
It will find it's way somehow, somewhere in time
Will we remember all of the suffering
'Cause if we fail it will be in vain
Sanctus Espiritus, redeem us from our solemn hour
Sanctus Espiritus, insanity is all around us
Sanctus Espiritus, is this what we deserve
Can we break free from chains of never-ending agony
Sanctus Espiritus, redeem us from our solemn hour
Sanctus Espiritus, insanity is all around us
Sanctus Espiritus, is this what we deserve
Can we break free from chains of never-ending agony
Sanctus Espiritus, redeem us from our solemn hour (Solem hour)
Sanctus Espiritus, insanity is all around us (All around us)
Sanctus Espiritus, is this what we deserve
Can we break free from chains of never-ending agony

She floated and fired waves of darkness and purple fire and smashed her down!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Nico: Darkness falls!

Camie: YEAH!

Applejack: Time to get some country fun! YEEHAW! (Activates Time Squad Man With No Name's Ridewatch)

(AMERICAN GIRL BY TRISHA YEARWOOD PLAYS)

Applejack: (SINGING DIVINELY AS EARTH AND CRYSTAL SWIRLED AROUND HER)

Phone rings, baby cries, TV diet, guru lies
Good mornin' honey
Go to work, make up, try to keep the balance up
Between love and money
She used to tie her hair up in ribbons and bows
Sign her letters with X's and O's
Got a picture of her Momma in heels and pearls
She's trying to make it in her Daddy's world
She's an American girl
An American girl
Slow dance, second chance, Momma needs romance
And a live in maid
Fix the sink, mow the yard, really isn't all that hard
If you get paid
She used to tie her hair up in ribbons and bows
Sign her letters with X's and O's
Got a picture of her Momma in heels and pearls
She's trying to make it in her Daddy's world
An American girl
An American girl
Well she's got her God and she's got good wine
Aretha Franklin and Patsy Cline
She used to tie her hair up in ribbons and bows
Sign her letters with X's and O's
Got a picture of her Momma in heels and pearls
She's gonna make it in her Daddy's world
An American girl
An American girl
She's an American girl
She used to tie her hair up in ribbons and bows
Sign her letters with X's and O's
Got a picture of her Momma in heels and pearls
She's gonna make it in her Daddy's world
She's an American girl
Well she tied her hair up in ribbons and bows
Signed her letters with X's and O's
X's and O's
X's and O's

She floated and fired waves of earth and smashed her down!

Me: YEEHAW! Awesome!

Qin: YEAH!

Lola: YEAH! THAT WAS GREAT!

Maria: (gets out Muscle Krabs' Ridewatch) Muscle time!

She activated it.

(DRUNKEN SAILOR BY THE IRISH ROVERS PLAYS)

Maria: (SINGING DIVINELY AS SHIPS AND ANCHORS SWIRLED AROUND HER)

What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

She floated and fired waves of water and energy and smashed her down!

Me: OH YEAH! AYE MATEY!

Qin: That was a sailor awesome song!

Sunset Shimmer: And here is a good one. (ACTIVATES NOON WORLD'S RIDEWATCH)

(SUMMER BREEZE BY SEALS AND CROFT PLAYS)

Sunset Shimmer: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE AND SUNS SWIRLED AROUND HER)

See the curtains hangin' in the window
In the evening on a Friday night
A little light a-shinin' through the window
Lets me know everything's all right

Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowin' through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowin' though the jasmine in my mind

See the paper layin' on the sidewalk
A little music from the house next door
So I walk on up to the doorstep
Through the screen and across the floor

Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowin' through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowin' through the jasmine in my mind

Sweet days of summer, the jasmine's in bloom
July is dressed up and playing her tune
And I come home from a hard day's work
And you're waitin' there
Not a care in the world

See the smile awaitin' in the kitchen
Through cookin' and the plates for two
Feel the arms that reach out to hold me
In the evening when the day is through

Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind

She floated and fired waves of suns and fire and smashed her down!

Qin: YEAH!

Nico: Love that song!

Laney: Now for this one! (ACTIVATES DUFF KILLIGAN'S RIDEWATCH)

(SLEEPY MAGGIE BY ASHLEY MACISAAC PLAYS)

Laney: (SINGING DIVINELY AS CELTIC SYMBOLS SWIRLED AROUND HER)

Ciamar a ni mi dannsa direach
Ciamar a ni mi ruidhle bhoidheach
Ciamar a ni mi dannsa direach
Dh'Fhalbh am prionn aig bonn mo chota
Tha nid na circe-fraoiche
(The nest of the grouse)
'S a' mhuilinn dubh, 's a' mhuilinn dubh
(In the black mill, in the black mill)
Tha nid na circe-fraoiche
(The nest of the grouse)
'S a' mhuilinn dubh o shamhraidh
(Is in the black mill since the summer time)
Tha 'm muilinn dubh air thuraman
(The black mill is moving around)
Tha 'm muilinn dubh air thuraman
(The black mill is moving around)
Tha 'm muilinn dubh air thuraman
(The black mill is moving around)
'S e togairt dol a dhannsa
(And we expect to go dancing)
'S iomadh rud saoil sibh
(There are many things you wouldn't expect)
'S a' mhuilinn dubh, 's a' mhuilinn dubh
(In the black mill, in the black mill)
'S iomadh rud saoil sibh
(There are many things you wouldn't expect)
'S a' mhuilinn dubh o shamhraidh
(Is in the black mill since the summer time)

She floated and fired waves of energy and Celtic Symbols and smashed her down!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Maria: (gets out Bearstomp's Ridewatch) Time for more bear power!

She activated it.

(ADIEMUS BY KARL JENKINS PLAYS)

Maria: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WATER AND BEARS SWIRLED AROUND HER)

heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee...
adie adie mus ta de adie adie a mus ta
adie na ta mus ta me adua
adie adie tu e ma de adie adie tu e ma adie adie tu e made...

adie adie mus ta de adie adie a mus ta
adie na ta mus ta me adua
adie adie tu e ma de adie adie tu e ma adie adie tu e made...

ademade tu e made ha
ade made tu e ma
hade made tu e ma cora,
hade made tu e ma cora ( haye , waye...)
hade made tu e ma cora ( haye , waye...)

ha une wa en , ha un wa hee e
ha une wa en , ha un wa hee e

adie adie a mus ta de
adie adie a mus ta
adie a nade a mus ta adua
adie adie tu e ma , adie adie tu e ma ,
adie adie tu e made nade...

yakama yamaya kayame ( ha do way hee hee...)
yakama yamaya kayame ( ha do way hee hee...)
yakama yamaya kayame ( ha do way hee hee...)
yakama yamaya kayame ( ha do way hee hee...)
yakama yamaya kayame ( ha do way hee hee...)
yakama yamaya kayame ( ha do way hee hee...)

yaa , kaa haa maa mee ( hadua)
yaa , kaa haa maa mee hadua ( haye ,waye...)

She floated and fired waves of water and bears and smashed her down!

Qin: YEAH!

Carol: Way to go Maria!

Kairi Yano: My turn!

He activated Don Octavio's Ridewatch.

(IT'S TERROR TIME AGAIN BY SKYCYCLE PLAYS)

Kairi Yano: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIERY EXPLOSIONS BLASTED OFF ALL OVER)

You hear the screeching of an owl
You hear the wind begin to howl
You know there's zombies on the prowl
And

It's terror time again
They got you running through the night
It's terror time again
And you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time

You hear the beating of your heart
You know the screaming's gonna start
Here comes the really scary part
'Cause

It's terror time again
They got you running through the night
It's terror time again
And you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time

All the trees begin to moan
And the monsters grunt and groan
Rotting faces full of slime
Don't you know it's terror time?
And...

It's terror time again
They got you running through the night
It's terror time again
And you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time

Kairi floated and fired waves of energy and blasted her down!

Qin: Oh yeah!

Me: YEAH!

Grizzly and his team came and he had Grizzaka, Boo Boo, Axe Bear, One Eyed Green Dragon, Helmut, Evil Sun, Crescent Grizzly and Sea Bears.

Nico: Nice team, Grizzly!

Grizzly: Thanks Nico.

Qin: Cool! Bear Power!

Iron Man: Oh yeah!

Helmut: (To Rarity) Well if it isn't…

I had my sword unsheathed and pointed at his face.

Me: Call her a dork and I will stab my sword all the way through your brain and not even Vypra will be able to save you from death!

Maria: Where's the next Gene Slammer?

Then we heard loud thumps and then we saw a Conkeldurr!

Me: Hey a Conkeldurr!

Nico: Cool!

Conkeldurr: (In a girls voice) I got this one.

Nico: Naren Lillywhite!? Whoa!

Qin: Wow!

She reverted back and was a girl with brown hair and brown overalls and had a blue shirt and blue boots.

Naren Lillywhite: I got this.

She fired a blast of energy and smashed her down and she was back to normal and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.

I brought Loretta over.

Maria: Let's revert you back.

TerraZoe: You got it.

I fired a wave of light and it hit her and she was back to normal and she was a girl that had brown hair and had brown eyes and had green and yellow clothes on.

Zoe Alister: Wow! That was amazing.

Nico: Yep but you're back to normal and you still have your earth powers.

Zoe Alister: Wow!

Nico: Yep.

Maria and Carol hugged her.

Maria: I've missed you Zoe.

Zoe Alister: Me too Maria and you as well Carol.

Kairi Yano: (To Naren) What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Naren Lillywhite: Where me and Nico built an amazing treehouse in my family's penthouse rooftop mansion on that tall building there.

She pointed to a mansion on top of a huge tall building.

Me: Wow! That is amazing.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Naren hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Naren Lillywhite: Me too Nico. Me too.

Maria: Horsea, we're gonna let you and the other mascots play in the park later

Horsea: YAY!

Qin: Awesome!


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, Carol, Yost Mr. Fantastic, Flik, Atta, Black Widow, and Heimlich are heading out into Gotham Royal York, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls here, but we're also going to deal with a group of Yakuza gang members who are still out to kill Takara, Tomoko and Toshiko Neobāsuto and their dad for his betrayal, but Lincoln's not taking that direct threat lying down, those Yakuza thugs are going to get the beatdown of their lives and we're going to kill them.

Lincoln: Wow, so my rescue's taking place here in the city, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls here, but we're also going to deal with a group of Yakuza gang members who are still out to kill Takara, Tomoko and Toshiko Neobāsuto and their dad for his betrayal.

Takara Neobāsuto: What?! Ugh, those Yakuza just don't even know when to quit!

Lincoln: I got word from Ichiban Kasuga about this, and these Yakuza aren't from The Tojo Clan nor from The Omi Alliance, these guys are from The Yamaguchi-gumi, one of the largest yakuza families in Japan.

Tomoko Neobāsuto: (Gasps) Oh man, not those guys, they're dangerous with a capital "D"!

Nico: I know them all too well, and you're right, Lincoln, they're one of the largest Yakuza syndicates in Japan and the most dangerous.

Me: So, they decided to send some men to try and kill Takara and her sisters again along with their dad, they sure have one hell of a grudge.

Lincoln: It seems they haven't learned their lesson the first time, well, looks like I'll have no choice but to teach them another lesson, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Carol.

Carol: You're welcome, Lincoln.

Just then, Chase Young and Darren Arcangela arrived, and in Chase Young's hand is a journal.

Lincoln: Darren, Chase, what brings you guys here?

Darren Arcangela: We're not only joining you guys on the rescue, but Chase and I did some digging around, and we came across a journal.

Suddenly, Lincoln saw the name: Sebastian Mendez.

Chase Young: Now, before you all react badly, I think we need to look in this journal, maybe there's a clue as to how he became like this.

Chase Young opened the journal, and he opened to the page of the beginning of the nightmare for Sebastian Mendez.

Sebastian Mendez: (Speaking through his journal) May 28th, 2018, it was the anniversary of the day I lost my dad to cancer. I was heading out for a walk in Maryland, but then, I was suddenly attacked by a crazed murderous young man dressed in a red prison jumpsuit, he had murder in his eyes and a knife in hand. Suddenly, I was overcome with horror and anxiety, but then, a dark force took over my body, I wasn't even in full control, but I saw what I did: I brutally attacked the prison convict and that drove him off, and he was captured by the police, and I heard the name, "Dustin Keystone"

We gasped.

Lincoln: So, that part of the story's true. Now, to get down to the big one.

Lincoln turned the page.

Sebastian Mendez: (Speaking through his journal) March 2nd, 2022, it's been four years since that attack by Dustin Keystone, but I've tried to get control of this murderous evil in my heart, it kept on yelling in my ears to kill, but I tried hard to ignore it, yet it was too strong and powerful. I have no idea nor how much longer I can survive or even live with this thing inside me. Suddenly, a wave of rainbow energy hit me, and suddenly, I felt like I was purified. Then, I saw it: it looked like me, but he had red eyes of pure hatred and insanity, he was suddenly driven off, but I don't know how long it will be, but I didn't care, I was freed. But, what should've been my moment of freedom would soon be short lived, for the nightmare was just beginning.

Lincoln: Whoa, now that's just dark.

Me: Big time. Let's see what else the journal says.

Lincoln turned the page.

Sebastian Mendez: (Speaking through his journal) March 15th, 2022, I enjoyed my moment of peace and freedom in four long years, but my moment of freedom would end. I was suddenly approached by a man with scary-looking black hair and demonic-looking brown eyes with reptilian slit pupils, he had a black aura in his hand, and he blasted me with it, and then, he merged the very demonic beast that dwelled inside me for four long years back into me, and I cursed at the man with such venom in my voice, but he stood there laughing malevolently, and he disappeared, and my nightmare was now reborn.

We gasped in shock: SEBASTIAN BECAME ANOTHER OF CHASE YOUNG'S VICTIMS, JUST LIKE WITH PRINCIPAL HUGGINS ALL THOSE YEARS AGO!

Nico: HOLY CRAP! So..., Sebastian..., he became another of Evil Chase's victims just like what had happened to Principal Huggins all those years ago?!

Me: Lincoln, you did free Sebastian from the darkness inside him, but Chase found a way to fuck that over by merging his darkness back into him!

Lincoln: He had a moment of freedom, but that moment of freedom was taken away from him by that deliberate act by Chase Young's dark side.

Chase Young: Indeed. I ruined that young man's future, and I know how much he hates me.

Lincoln: He doesn't, Chase, but now, we all know the truth: what we'd dealt with yesterday was his demonic side that we'll call Evil Sebastian, and that the real Sebastian was a kind and tragic person who had his life ruined by Dustin Keystone and your evil self. Let's see if there's more to him.

Lincoln turned the page.

Sebastian Mendez: (Speaking through his journal) December 31st, 2022, how I despised that evil man for ruining my moment of freedom in four long years, but I was no match for him not in the slightest. I needed the help of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, but I couldn't do anything if that monster comes out again. Suddenly, I was enveloped in a tornado of Divine Darkness, and there, I was met by Nyx, The Greek Goddess and Personification of The Night. She'd done a sacred ritual to permanently sever me from the evil within my body: but there was a catch, his now cleansed soul was moved to a new body where I had to wait a year until I was finally reborn, but as for the evil inside me, he'd took on the form that'll one day meet Team Loud Phoenix Storm in Thailand and he escaped. By the time I would be reborn, the Evil Sebastian will have already done a ton of damage already by orchestrating the death of Darren Arcangela's brother, Logan, through Connor Deveraux and his MS-13 gang in New York and that evil monster would exposed by Lincoln and he'll be sent to The Black Gates forever for his crimes, and they'll be angered by what he did with his betrayal. How I hate him for his lies and deceit. If I re-emerge into the world, I can't show my face to the public, instead I'll take on a hero persona calling myself Nyx, The Dark Swordsman of The Divine Eternal Night: and it's a name that'll strike fear into the hearts of the irredeemable and brings hope to the people, but I pray that someone would see the truth of what really happened to me, and that the one to blame for all of this was the darkness inside me: a darkness born from Dustin Keystone's attempted attack and made worse by Chase Young.

When Lincoln was done reading Sebastian's journal, we were really horrified and shocked: Sebastian Mendez, the real Sebastian, was indeed a tragic soul: one who was struck by an attempted murder attack by Dustin Keystone, which led to the birth of the evil in him four years ago, and then, four years later, he was freed by Lincoln's Dark Side Eternal Purification technique, but that peace would be ended by Chase Young merging the evil he'd been freed from back with him condemning him to an eternity of pain and suffering, and then, he underwent a powerful divine blessing by Nyx, The Greek Goddess and Personification of The Night who did a sacred ritual to to permanently sever him from the evil within him: but there would a catch, his now cleansed soul was moved to a new body where he had to wait a whole year until he was finally reborn, but as for the evil inside him, he took on the form we'd met in Thailand and escaped into the world. By the time Sebastian was reborn a year later, Evil Sebastian had already done a ton of damage already by orchestrating the bloody death of Darren Arcangela's brother, Logan, through Connor Deveraux and his MS-13 gang in New York and his evil side was exposed by Lincoln and he was sent to The Black Gates. Sebastian took on a hero persona calling himself Nyx, The Dark Swordsman of The Divine Eternal Night: and it's a name that strikes fear into the hearts of the irredeemable and brings hope to the people, but Sebastian prayed that someone would see the truth of what really happened to him, and that the one to blame for all of this was the darkness inside him: a darkness born from Dustin Keystone's attempted attack and made worse by Chase Young.

Me: Oh man. This...this really is a total twist of everything. I thought Sebastian was a traitor, but he was a victim.

Lincoln: A victim of Dustin Keystone's attempted attack and it was made worse by Chase Young's evil merging that demon back in him. Plus, what he wrote in his journal: he had a vision of what'll happen a year later, whoa!

Nico: Sebastian's never going to forgive any of us for what Evil Sebastian did, we were so enraged by Evil Sebastian's betrayal and for playing us for fools, he probably hates us.

Suddenly, a hand was placed on Nico's shoulder: it was a gentle touch.

?: I never said I hated you, Nico, I never hated any of you.

We turned around and we saw a 21-year-old man, he was tall at 7'0" in height, he had long black hair going down to his neck, very muscular with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight pack abs, peach skin, dark brown eyes, and massive midnight black angel wings, and he was dressed in a long black long-sleeved coat with stars and darkness on the coattails, black shirt, white buttoned dress shirt, gold choker on his neck, large midnight blue brooch, long black pants, and black knee-high boots, and in his right hand is Nyx's Eternal Midnight Greatsword of Eternal Midnight Moon Justice, a massive greatsword with embedded midnight blue gems and the Goddess of The Night, Nyx, etched on the 7'3" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large midnight blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black dragon heads and a large angel head with a midnight blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the four midnight black dragon heads for the pommel: it was Sebastian Mendez, the real Sebastian and not the Evil Sebastian.

Lincoln: You..., you're...Sebastian Mendez, the real one, and not Evil Sebastian.

Sebastian Mendez: Yes, Lincoln Loud, you're correct.

Me: So, it's true, everything you said in your journal, it was true.

Sebastian Mendez: Yes, it is, J.D., what I wrote in my journal was true. Evil Sebastian told you all the story when you first met him in Thailand, but he left out many details that I put into the journal, and he was trying to make himself out to be a hero when in reality, he's not.

Lincoln: We destroyed Evil Sebastian yesterday, and he was sent to The Black Gates, and you really had a plan to keep your identity a secret.

Sebastian Mendez: I know when it came to hero identities, you guys already know it's useless since you already know about who they are under the mask. But, you had every reason to hide your face from the world: Evil Sebastian pretty much ruined your life.

Eli: The Force should've told me much about this from the beginning.

Sebastian Mendez: It wasn't exactly easy: Evil Sebastian's Infernal Darkness messed with your Force Energy sensing, Eli, so you were easily confusing Evil Sebastian with me.

Lincoln: Still, we owe you an apology for this, I thought that...

Sebastian hugged Lincoln.

Sebastian Mendez: It's okay, Lincoln, you did what had to be done.

Lincoln smiled warmly and hugged Sebastian back and we also joined in, and unknown to Sebastian, we broadcasted his real story to the world, and everyone saw it for themselves including everyone at The World Tree Estate.

Man: Oh man. So..., all this time, the Sebastian we thought was a traitor..., was actually...the evil he kept inside him for four long years.

Woman: Lincoln did free him, but unfortunately, Chase Young's Dark Side decided to fuck things up for them both, and condemned him to the same way he infected Principal Huggins. He had to wait a whole year to be reborn, but then, that monstrous Evil Sebastian decided to...ruin things for him.

Man: Lincoln and everyone wanted to apologize for what Evil Sebastian did, and Sebastian already forgave them, and they hugged in forgiveness.

Everyone: WE ALL FORGIVE YOU, SEBASTIAN MENDEZ! IF TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM FORGIVES, THEN WE DO AS WELL!

Everyone cheered for all of us and forgave Sebastian Mendez, despite that he already forgave every last person in Gotham Royal York and the world for what Evil Sebastian did.

Lincoln: Okay, now that we've got that out of the way, let's hunt down the Yakuza members.

Suddenly, we saw Elemental HERO Clayman appear before us, and with it are the eleven girls.

Nico: Whoa, that's Elemental HERO Clayman, awesome!

Jaden: And it's also another one of my Elemental HEROS that I've used in my duels.

Suddenly, we saw Elemental HERO Clayman revert back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long red hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has a really strong and powerful muscular physique and ample breasts, tanned skin, she has massive and beautiful brown angel wings, she's dressed in a sleeveless red crop top, red shorts, red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with earth, plants, leaves, and earth angels on the coattails and on the back is Elemental HERO Clayman, and holstered on her back is a massive Elemental HERO Clayman-themed greatsword with embedded brown gems and Elemental HERO Clayman etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large brown phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel. The Elemental HERO Clayman Gene-Slammer was Leona Carmine, another of Lincoln's Guardian Angels, and she's one seductive and sexy hot mama with a body to boot.

Lincoln: (Gasps) Leona Carmine, I knew it was you.

Leona Carmine: (Hugs Lincoln right between her breasts) I knew it was you, Linky, it's been such a long time.

We snickered, even May and Qin.

Monica Anniston: I did say she can be quite affectionate in the same way Kurumu does with Lincoln and Elly Chromington with Nico.

Sebastian Mendez: I'd save the make-out for later, we still got the Yakuza members we got to deal with.

Suddenly, we saw a bunch of Yakuza members, and man, were they pissed off upon seeing Takara, Tomoko and Toshiko Neobāsuto walking around again.

Sylvester: Okay, now I really can't stand a bunch of sore losers.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: The Yakuza failed to kill Takara, Tomoko, and Toshiko along with their dad years ago, and that's not going to change even now. Let's get them!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, search Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental search Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Carol and her team, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the Yakuza members and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow helix energy blasts at the Yakuza members, and they exploded as they hit them and they were killed and sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holster our weapons and powered down.

Sebastian Mendez: You Yakuza members can burn in Hell for all we fucking care!

Lincoln: You got that right.

Nico: No matter how many of them they throw at us, we'll kill them one by one.

Me: This'll be the last time we ever have to deal with The Yakuza.

Lincoln: For a short while. (To Leona Carmine) And it's so good to see you again, Leona Carmine.

Leona Carmine: You too, Linky, and sorry about the jump hug, but it's been so long since I last saw you.

Lincoln went up to Leona Carmine and he hugged her, and Leona Carmine is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Leona Carmine: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'9" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.

Me: And Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Leona Carmine, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Clayman, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan, she's a very powerful and also a very physically strong athlete who was born with superhuman strength, and she's also a skilled wilderness survival expert. Plus, she's also a seductive and one sexy hot mama who's flirted and made out with me more than once, and she loves me with all her heart and she knows to share me among the other members of my harem and fellow Guardian Angels.

Luna: We almost busted out laughing seeing our bro's face being smooshed by her chest as she was hugging him.

Lori: And she was also kissing him all over the place and he had a love struck look on his face.

Earth: Like how we always make out with him.

Monica Anniston: Exactly, Earth. Leona Carmine's also a member of The Elemental HEROS of Earth, but, unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire who had to deal with parents who built their business empires through the theft of intellectual property and got into criminal activity and evil siblings who are thieves and heartless thugs, The Elemental HEROS of Water who had to deal with lying conniving workers who tried to extort them and ruin their names and reputations, along with Sergio, the mastermind behind some of the early extortion plots, and the heartless evil abusive greedy parents and heartless gold-digging evil ex-little sisters, and The Elemental HEROS of Darkness who've had to deal with Lori, she and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth have had numerous clashes and dealings with Lynn, who has more than once tried to kill them and Lincoln many times over when she goes on her massive rage-fueled rampages.

Leona Carmine: But, we always saw her coming when we see her running on all fours, beating her chest like a gorilla and roaring like an animal, and the worst part was letting out those really loud belches, and catching the stench of her sweaty armpits and smelly feet.

Sebastian Mendez: Disgusting.

Me: Yeah, the smell of her sweaty pits tends to make us sick.

Selena Arcangela: But, Leona and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth along with Lincoln had more than once beaten Lynn into the ground, tied that animal up, and dragged her smelly butt home where she eventually got into massive trouble with her parents.

Nico: Dang, and is she really that strong, Lincoln?!

Lincoln summons a 900,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbell, and Leona Carmine lifted it with one hand and we saw just how strong she really is, and my jaw and Nico's hit the floor.

Qin: (Whistles) Damn, and I thought many of our friends were that strong, but whoa!

Leona Carmine: And you're going to hear how Linky and I took that animal, Lynn, down when she was on another rampage again. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something I also want to give you.

Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right, Leona?

Leona Carmine: How'd you guess what I was about to ask?

Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.

Leona Carmine: I knew it, you marked them and fed on their blood, along with acquiring their powers as well, I knew that was coming since you'd done that more than once when he got brutally injured by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan more than once.

Lincoln went up to Leona Carmine, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Leona Carmine: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Leona Carmine's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Leona Carmine: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Leona Carmine.

Leona Carmine had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eleven girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The eleven girls are Yuna Morikubo, Yukino Tsukahara, Ena Makinosawa, Aruha Itsumu, Haruki Satou, Wakaba Tatsumi, Natsuki Satou, Mitsuki Aso, Youko Izuno, Yuuka Houkou, and Aya Izutsu from Berry's.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Yuna Morikubo, Yukino Tsukahara, Ena Makinosawa, Aruha Itsumu, Haruki Satou, Wakaba Tatsumi, Natsuki Satou, Mitsuki Aso, Youko Izuno, Yuuka Houkou, and Aya Izutsu from Berry's.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Yuna Morikubo: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Yuna Morikubo and the other ten girls saw who it was that saved them from The Yakuza members still out to kill Takara and her sisters along with their dad, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, search Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.

Yuna Morikubo: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Yuna Morikubo: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eleven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Yuna Morikubo, Yukino Tsukahara, Ena Makinosawa, Aruha Itsumu, Haruki Satou, Wakaba Tatsumi, Natsuki Satou, Mitsuki Aso, Youko Izuno, Yuuka Houkou, and Aya Izutsu with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, where we, along with Sebastian, were greeted with hugs from the rest of the team.

Maria: Guys, we heard the whole thing from here. I can't believe it, so was all of that...?

Sebastian Mendez: Yes, it was true, the Sebastian you all destroyed was the physical manifestation of all the evil and Infernal Darkness that I was poisoned with until Nyx gave me her divine blessing and separated me from it using her sacred ritual.

Brittney: And I know that ritual all too well along with the divine blessing's requirements: she can give the chosen person her powers only if he's been poisoned by a great evil, and case in point, Chase Young's evil side did that by merging the evil he'd since been freed from years ago, and I knew of that sacred ritual, and he was the first person to go through with this.

Me: Yeah.

We got rid of The Yakuza members, and we also found out the real story of Sebastian Mendez, and that he wasn't the villain we killed yesterday, but a hero who was dealt a cruel hand by evil, and he underwent the sacred ritual of Nyx after receiving her divine blessing, but had to wait a year to be fully reborn, and we welcomed the real Sebastian into the team, and he proved he was better than his evil self.


After destroying the Yakuza members and meeting the real Sebastian Mendez, the former member of the team now exposed as the deranged psychopathic monster who despised and hated mankind, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Leona Carmine saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Leona Carmine: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'9" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Leona, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Leona Carmine: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Leona Carmine: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.

Nico: Yep. So, Leona, what's the story on how you and Lincoln took down Lynn whenever she goes on her massive rage-fueled rampages?

Leona Carmine: That's something I'll never forget, and I got a video to show the story.

Leona Carmine pulled up the video as it played on the big screen. There we see Leona Carmine and Lincoln working out in their gym and Lincoln was 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and the rest of The Guardian Angels were with him, and Leona was doing the same routine as Lincoln. Suddenly, they heard a loud thunderous belch in the air.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Past Selene Emperyous: What the heck was that?!

Then, they caught the stench of sweaty armpits and smelly feet, and there was only one person who could make that loud thunderous belch and have the stench of sweaty armpits and smelly feet.

Past Laney Emperyous: Oh no.

Past Leona Carmine: It's Lynn, she's here, I can smell her sweaty armpits and smelly feet from a mile away. Ugh, she smells like a week old gym bag!

Past Lincoln: Everyone, get ready!

Lincoln and his Guardian Angels stood ready, and then, the doors burst open, and there stood Lynn with red eyes and her mouth was foaming. Then, Lynn roared and she charged at Lincoln and Melanie Aranyani, but Melanie punched Lynn hard in the face and sent her flying out of the gym, and they all followed. Lynn got up and she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla.

Past Lincoln: Come on, Leona, let's get her!

Lincoln and Leona Carmine went after Lynn, and they proceed to beat her into the ground and they showed her no mercy whatsoever. Then, Lincoln knocked Lynn out with a knockout punch, and then, he tied her up in red energy ropes so she couldn't escape, and Leona Carmine ran up to Lincoln and they kissed, as the video ends and we cheered.

Maria: Whoa, Lynn never stood a chance against you two.

Lincoln: Lynn never did, she may be strong, but Leona and I were stronger, and we knew how to wrangle her in.

Leona Carmine: And I was shocked to find out it was Principal Huggins' Dark Side that did this and turned Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan into outright monsters.

Lincoln: He's recovered greatly, but, we also found out the one person that's responsible for turning Principal Huggins into the very jerk who wanted me dead was Chase Young.

Leona Carmine: WHAT?!

Anna Anyanova: It's true, Leona, Chase Young was the one responsible for turning Principal Huggins into the killjoy jerk we hated and who also gave him that Dark Side Creation Serum that turned Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan into the outright monsters we pulverized, he was the true source of all of Lincoln's pain and suffering, along with what he did to Sebastian. We separated Chase Young from his dark side, and we made him pay for 1,500 years of evil and we sent him to The Black Gates.

Leona Carmine: Good, he was scum!

Sebastian Mendez: Scum like him deserve to die.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Tamako Shiraizuki, Rin Manabe, Romeda Andou, Stealth Elf, Hex, Roller Brawl, Chill, Sprocket, Star Strike, Smolderdash, Déjà Vu, Bat Spin, Suzy Snacktime, and Torch are heading to Lake Lamode.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'9", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Tamako Shiraizuki, Rin Manabe, Romeda Andou, Stealth Elf, Hex, Roller Brawl, Chill, Sprocket, Star Strike, Smolderdash, Déjà Vu, Bat Spin, Suzy Snacktime, and Torch were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Tamako Shiraizuki, Rin Manabe, Romeda Andou, Stealth Elf, Hex, Roller Brawl, Chill, Sprocket, Star Strike, Smolderdash, Déjà Vu, Bat Spin, Suzy Snacktime, and Torch fell in with Lincoln, and he also fell in love with them as well, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that Raya Taylor has sent some thugs to kill them.

Tamako Shiraizuki: Whoa, so this is Lake Lamode, it's awesome.

Lincoln: I've been here to Lake Lamode before, Tamako, and it's really beautiful, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Tamako Shiraizuki, Rin Manabe, Romeda Andou, Stealth Elf, Hex, Roller Brawl, Chill, Sprocket, Star Strike, Smolderdash, Déjà Vu, Bat Spin, Suzy Snacktime, and Torch dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Tamako Shiraizuki, Rin Manabe, Romeda Andou, Stealth Elf, Hex, Roller Brawl, Chill, Sprocket, Star Strike, Smolderdash, Déjà Vu, Bat Spin, Suzy Snacktime, and Torch got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw Raya Taylor's hired thugs coming after them and Lincoln fired blasts of blood red energy which hit them and he sucked out all their blood and energy and killed them and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Tamako Shiraizuki, Rin Manabe, Romeda Andou, Stealth Elf, Hex, Roller Brawl, Chill, Sprocket, Star Strike, Smolderdash, Déjà Vu, Bat Spin, Suzy Snacktime, and Torch, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Tamako Shiraizuki, Rin Manabe, Romeda Andou, Stealth Elf, Hex, Roller Brawl, Chill, Sprocket, Star Strike, Smolderdash, Déjà Vu, Bat Spin, Suzy Snacktime, and Torch placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.

Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Lake Lamode, eh, Linky?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, fourteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Tamako Shiraizuki, Rin Manabe, Romeda Andou, Stealth Elf, Hex, Roller Brawl, Chill, Sprocket, Star Strike, Smolderdash, Déjà Vu, Bat Spin, Suzy Snacktime, and Torch with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Tamako Shiraizuki, Rin Manabe, Romeda Andou, Stealth Elf, Hex, Roller Brawl, Chill, Sprocket, Star Strike, Smolderdash, Déjà Vu, Bat Spin, Suzy Snacktime, and Torch are now in your harem.

Jenna: Flip has got some nerve trying to kill them, that cheapskate's just making things much worse for himself.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with Raya Taylor's hired thugs, but I killed them all, and this is going to piss her off in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Raya Taylor scream with extreme hatred and rage.

Maria: Yeah, up yours, bitch!

Nico: Serves her right, but she'll get hers later on today.

Sebastian Mendez: Do you guys always respond in kind to people like that?

Me: We always do, Sebastian, especially to your Evil self.

Darren Arcangela: And everyone now knows it wasn't your fault, it was your Evil self that did this, not you, so don't go blaming yourself anymore.

Sebastian Mendez: I'll try, but wounds like that are really deep.

Lincoln fired a beam of light, which purified Sebastian's deep psychological wounds for good.

Lincoln: You may not have known that, but we also know how to heal someone's deep psychological wounds, so you really needed that.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Raya Taylor of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill Lincoln and get revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, it's Raya Taylor of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill me and get revenge.

Selene Arcangela: Should've known Brianna Greyson would send her next. But, if we know that bitch all too well, she'll also be bringing Olivia Paisley, Nyra Remmington, Mylah Palmer, Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.

Nicholette Torrington: Just like what happened when The Chernabog Sisters came after us last year.

Lincoln: That won't be a problem, I'll trap them in a force field.

Paige: While you and I deal with Raya Taylor and put an end to her for good, Linky.

Lincoln: But, we also got to watch it though, Raya Taylor will no doubt have her machine guns with her, along with the others.

Nico: Good thinking, if they broke out of jail, they're bound to have gotten access to high-powered machine guns they stole from the cops or got themselves from contacts outside.

Sebastian Mendez: Why can't you just kill them all and be done with them?

Me: And deny the rest of the girls the fun, no way.

Lincoln: He's right, that wouldn't be fair to rest of the girls.

Nico: You got that right, Lincoln. Alright, gang, let's go hunt down that monster bitch and rip her skin off.

Lincoln: No way are we going to let you get away with this, Raya Taylor, you will pay for everything you've done, and you better be ready to die.

Selene Arcangela: You better start praying for mercy, you remorseless bitch.

Selene Emperyous: Because, we will show you and the others none for everything you've done in the past.

Paige: You will feel the wrath of the flames of Amaterasu, Raya Taylor, and you'll pay for everything you've done five years ago.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we flew off to the park to hunt down Raya Taylor.

We arrived at the park to hunt down our next target: Raya Taylor of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters.

?: LINCOLN LOUD, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR GETTING US EXPELLED FIVE YEARS AGO, YOU WHITE-HAIRED FREAK!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln: Oh great, I knew there's no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, you just don't know when to call it quits, do you, Raya Taylor.

We saw a girl with black hair, red eyes, and dressed in a black coat, white blouse, black pants, and black knee-high boots heading our way on a motorcycle, it was Raya Taylor of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, but we also saw Olivia Paisley, Nyra Remmington, Mylah Palmer, Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson heading here as well.

Selene Arcangela: Oh great, the bitch has also got Olivia Paisley, Nyra Remmington, Mylah Palmer, Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.

Lincoln: If they think I'm going to take that lying down, they've got another thing coming.

Lincoln fired magnetic blasts at the motorcycles and destroyed them and that sent the Legion of The Lincoln Haters flying off the destroyed motorcycles, and when they got back up and saw Lincoln, they were now absolutely pissed off.

Raya Taylor: You ruined everything, Lincoln Loud! We had every last loser cowering in fear before us, but you...! YOU JUST HAD TO PLAY THE HERO AND RUIN OUR REIGN!

Brianna Grayson: And none of us will forget what you did to our Dads, The Blood Dragons!

But, before Olivia Paisley, Nyra Remmington, Mylah Palmer, Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson could get after us, Lincoln trapped them in a rainbow energy field.

Alana Cameron: WHAT THE FUCK?! HE TRAPPED US INSIDE THIS! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, LINCOLN!

Lincoln: Cry me a river, bitch!

Maria: You tell her, Lincoln!

Qin: They're just as, if not even worse, than Audrey Madison, and she was a heartless, sick, twisted, good-for-nothing, murderous slut!

Paige: But, that's going to end here and now.

Suddenly, Paige's orange eyes turned neon orange, and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with stars, lava, flames, dragons, and phoenixes, and the heat that was coming from her was unimaginably hot, she unholstered her massive Amaterasu's Phoenix Dragon Greatsword of Honouian Fire Justice from her back, and as she approached Raya Taylor, she left orange energy, lava, stars, flames, dragons, and phoenixes with every step.

Paige: I can't believe that you'd break out one day to get revenge on Lincoln for something that was entirely your fault, Raya Taylor, and the same went with the rest of the monsters inside the energy field. You think that now that you and the rest of the Legion of The Lincoln-Haters have broken free you can waltz in here and try and kill Lincoln, we're not standing for it. You've already put the final nail in your coffin, and now, it's time for you to die.

Suddenly, Paige was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy, lava, and stars surrounding the vortex, there are dragons and phoenixes flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Raya Taylor: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Paige emerged, but she was changed forever.

Paige grew from 6'0" to 7'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long orange hair, she has neon orange eyes and an orange energy aura with lava, flames, stars, dragons, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix and dragon with the Fire Kanji emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with orange iris, she has on phoenix earrings with purple gems for eyes and the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with orange gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in the claws on the bottom of her orange phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Paige has on sleeveless light yellow midriff top with orange phoenix on it turned neon light yellow, blue rolled-up jeans with flames on the legs, yellow sandals, her orange weighted bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs were now covered with gold metal bands with orange gems, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with lava, flames, stars, dragons, and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is a dragon and phoenix surrounded by flames. Suddenly, Paige felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive orange angel wings with yellow tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she now has eleven massive and long orange wolf tails with yellow tips and yellow markings, Paige has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Paige's massive Amaterasu's Phoenix Dragon Greatsword of Honouian Fire Justice and the greatswords that she'd gotten in the treasure battles began to merge and were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy with lava, flames, stars, dragons, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Paige's Amaterasu Firestorm Phoenix Dragon Greatsword of Fire Honouian Phoenix Dragon Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and the Japanese Goddess, Amaterasu, etched on the 7'2" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large orange dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with orang gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large orange phoenix heads with purple gems in its mouths and a large orange dragon head with a yellow gem in its mouth below the large phoenix heads for the pommel. Paige has on her new Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with orange gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below the phoenix and dragon that said, "Paige, Loving Little Sister of Becky, Skilled Arcade Games Player, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Lord Shen and his Evil Delusional Ambitions, Last of The Honouian Race, Friend of Many, Destroyer of Raya Taylor of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Emissary and Champion of Amaterasu, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, and Master of Lava, Flames, Dragons, and Phoenixes"

ペイジ、愛情深いベッキーの妹、腕利きのアーケード ゲーム プレイヤー、愛情深いリンカーン ラウドの将来の妻、ロード シェンと彼の邪悪な妄想的野望の破壊者、ホノイアン レースの最後、大勢の友人、リンカーン軍団のラヤ テイラーの破壊者-憎しみ、破壊者、悪の殺害者、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、使者、アマテラスのチャンピオン、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、黒い門のマスター、そして溶岩、炎、龍、鳳凰の達人

Paige has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX-DRAGON-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA INFERNO COSMIC FIRESTORM DRAGON PHOENIX FIRESTORM HONOUIAN ANGEL OF DIVINE INFERNO COSMIC FIRESTORM DRAGON PHOENIX HONOUIAN JUSTICE AND DIVINE INFERNO COSMIC FIRESTORM DRAGON PHOENIX HONOUIAN LOVE!

We were amazed by Paige's Super Angel-Phoenix-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Raya Taylor saw it, she went fucking crazy and got out a machine gun to fire at Paige, but Paige fired a barrage of orange energy blasts with flames, lava, stars, dragons, and phoenixes at Raya Taylor and it sent her flying into a tree back first, she got back up, but now, she was mega pissed off!

Nico: Whoa!

Girl Jordan: Incredible.

Me: Oh man, Paige has transformed into her Super Angel-Phoenix-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, that's so awesome! Now, things are really going to get fiery!

Lincoln: Raya Taylor has been asking for this for a long time, and what better way to administer her final judgement than right in front of the other members of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters.

Paige: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Inferno Honouian Phoenix Dragon Angel and Divine Inferno Firestorm Honouian Phoenix Dragon Love) You got that right. Now, let's rip her apart, Linky.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, and he joined Paige.

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You and the others have caused more than enough grief and trouble to everyone in Michigan for too long, Raya Taylor. We've made the right choice getting you all expelled and put in prison five years ago, but you know what, prison's too good for any of you. Now, we're going to fix that and do what should've been done to you years ago.

Paige and Lincoln went after Selena MacKenzie who went extremely ballistic and continued firing at them, but they dodged the bullets, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, fireworks, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Raya Taylor and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off her off now and driving her even more ballistic.

Just then, Raya Taylor got out a second machine gun, but Lincoln put up a rainbow energy shield around him, Paige, and all of us, and she started shooting like crazy and also laughing like a deranged bitch, but the bullets were getting bounced off the energy shield. Suddenly, the machine guns ran out of bullets and Raya Taylor's deranged laughter died down and she was really fucked now.

Me: Hah! You're out of bullets, bitch, and you know what that means!

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) You're shit out of luck!

Lincoln grabbed Raya Taylor by the neck and he tossed her into the air, and then, Paige and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of energy balls with fire, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and as they hit Raya Taylor, they exploded with incredible power and she was killed in the explosions, and that angered the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters. Then, Raya Taylor's spirit appeared, and she was still incensed with anger and fury.

Raya Taylor: You think you've won?! I'LL RETURN ONE DAY AND KILL YOU ALL!

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) No, you're done and this time forever, Raya Taylor.

Lincoln summoned the spirits of Raya Taylor's victims from the past who seized her, and then, he drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead, and as predicted, she was found guilty for her crimes, and she was fading away from existence.

Raya Taylor: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, LINCOLN LOUD, DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! DAMN YOU ALL TO (FADES AWAY)

We cheered wildly as Paige and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Paige's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long orange tails, and massive orange wings are permanent.

Then, the rainbow energy field Lincoln put up to keep Olivia Paisley, Nyra Remmington, Mylah Palmer, Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson inside went down, and they ran up to the dead remains of Raya Taylor. Then, they looked at Lincoln and they were absolutely really seething with rage!

Brianna Greyson: You're going to pay for this, Lincoln Loud! YOU FREAK! KILL HIM!

Suddenly, the sound of police sirens were heard, and being the criminals they were, they knew they were in huge trouble!

Brianna Greyson: This isn't over, Lincoln Loud!

Then, Olivia Paisley, Nyra Remmington, Mylah Palmer, Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson ran off, but not before they gave us the finger, and me and Nico retaliated by giving them the finger and it drove them mad as they ran off.

Nico: Yeah, up yours too, bitch!

Paige: We've taken one down so far, and now, we got twenty-seven more to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Raya Taylor, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Paige.

Suddenly, Paige wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Paige's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Dragon flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Paige absorbed the flames and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call fiery. Lincoln, Paige, you two did really awesome in teaching that monster bitch, Raya Taylor, a lesson and pissing off the rest of those monster bitches.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, but this is only the beginning of The War Against The Legion.

Me: You said it.

Lincoln: And for tomorrow, for Nerissa's special mission, the next member of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters that's going to show her face is Olivia Paisley, which means you and I are up next, Taylor.

Taylor: Yes, we'll be ready for her, and if she so much as brings up my painful past, that bitch is so going to get a mouthful of pain.

Lincoln: And a butt-full of boot, but we've also got to keep an eye out, The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters are bound to send hired thugs after us.

Nico: We'll be ready for them since we've been dealing with hired thugs hired by our resident jerks to kill us, which always end with you killing them by sucking out their blood and pissing Flip and the other jerks off. So, which Elemental HERO of Earth are you meeting tomorrow, Lincoln?

Lincoln: The next one is for Elemental HERO Poison Rose.

Melanie Aranyani: Perfect, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Elemental HERO Poison Rose: Magnolia Monroe, she's one of the Elemental HEROS of Earth, and she's also a powerful and physically strong girl and awesome athlete and good sportswoman in the field of sports. Plus, she's also a very seductive and sexy hot mama with the same body as me.

Lincoln: And like you and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth, Melanie, she's also had to deal with Lynn, and she's more than once dealt with her sore loser attitude and always going on her rage-fueled rampages, along with acting like an animal and even letting out those loud belches, and trying to kill me more than once.

Nico: Jeez, how many times has Lynn pissed you girls off with her rampages?

Lincoln: Don't even ask that, Nico, Lynn has done that one too many times in the past, only for her to get beaten down like a ragdoll by their superhuman strength, but she always got back up, but when I join them in the fight, Lynn always gets knocked out.

Me: I've seen how much stronger Lincoln has gotten during those days, and I've seen what he can do especially with those massive muscles that he's been constantly developing, and it always ended with Lynn getting knocked out on her butt, tied up like an animal, and dragged away to face her doom at the hands of her angry siblings and parents.

Nico: Dang, and with how Lincoln kept on getting bigger, stronger, and smarter, Lynn kept on badly underestimating him.

Luna: She had an overinflated ego because of that animal inside her, dude, and she thought she could get away with it, but she was wrong.

Lori: It always came back to bite her on her smelly butt, she was beaten by her own little brother who was constantly getting bigger, stronger, faster, and smarter over the years thanks to help from his Guardian Angels, Luna, Leni, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, Mom, and Dad, while Lynn, Luan, Lola, Lisa, and I were seething with rage and plotted to kill him, no doubt thanks to our Dark Sides.

Luan: We should've been proud of him, but no, those monsters wanted him dead. But, we'd since been freed and we repaired those bonds with Lincoln, and not only did Killjoy Huggins pay the price.

Eli: But, also Chase Young's evil, who was in fact the true source of his pain and suffering.

Anna Anyanova: You got that right.


Later we were watching TV. Vinyl was sitting on the couch with us.

Me: So far nothing out of the ordinary.

Nico: Vinyl, how do you feel?

Vinyl Scratch: Heavy but doing good.

Lucky: I'm gonna head out on patrol. Anyone want to come with?

Me: You know we can't say no to that.

Nico: Vinyl, you stay here.

Vinyl Scratch: You got it.

Me: Pickle and Barley Barrel you let us know if she goes into labor. Got it?

Barrel Barrel: Aye aye sir!

Pickle Barrel: You got it!

Me: That's the spirit.

We went down to the planet.


We got to the surface and walked around.

May: Wait. There's some guy approaching us

We saw a guy with a yellow headband and he had black and yellow clothes.

Me: (In my head) Hey that's Otaku Akahoshi, the astronomer. I remember him.

Otaku Akahoshi: Excuse me. Are you Thorn of the Hex Girls?

Thorn: Why yes I am.

Otaku Akahoshi: Oh it's an honor. Also I'm looking for a new star.

Me: A new star? What kind of star?

Otaku Akahoshi: A green star with a ring system.

Nicole: Wow! That is a really interesting kind of star.

Qin: Yeah never saw one like that before.

Me: Lisa is that even possible?

Lisa Loud: A star with rings is not completely unheard of. But a green star is very unlikely because of the spectrum classes.

Me: Hmm. Lets see.

I put yellow and blue fire in my hands and mixed it and crushed it together and formed a mini green sun!

Me: There!

Nico: WOW! You can make stars!?

Me: Never tried it before. First time doing it.

Xenia: That is cool!

Otaku Akahoshi: That is amazing!

Me: It sure is.

Thorn: Boy I'll say!

Otaku Akahoshi: (to Thorn) But stars like you are a secondary objective for me.

Lucky: Sorry. But she doesn't belong to anyone.

Me: I agree.

Otaku Akahoshi: (sighs) I was afraid you'd say that.

Me: Uh oh.

With that, he was surrounded by an energy circle with the Kyuranger logo and turned into Uchuki from episode 12 of Donbrothers!


At a messy apartment somewhere in the city, a hikikomori idol otaku is adoring an idol named "Ms. Cola" Shizuka singing on TV for a cola commercial. He declares that she will belong to him and no one else will ever take her, glowing in an aura of Uchuki.

Then, he turns into Uchuki and started to absorb famous idols into his body including Kirara. The four become the Donbrothers as Uchuki spawns Anoni, the group battle them as Tsubasa teleports in, with Haruka greeting "Bark-chan", Tsubasa mockingly barks at her and angrily reminds her for the last time he isn't a dog.

With the team all together and the number of Anoni growing, the Donbrothers assume their Robotaro forms. They make quick work of destroying the Anoni and then quickly execute the Unprecedented Peach: Robotaro Party attack to weaken Uchuki. However, a larger wave of Anoni appear and Taro decides that it is time to "combine". The others are confused with what he means as he inserts a new Gear into the DonBlaster. They are even more confused as they are changing into components of armor for Don Robotaro and a little freaked out by the ways their bodies are altered upon connecting to Don Robotaro to form Don Onitaijin. The quartet squabble and ask questions, like Haruka asking why she is a leg now. They don't have time though, as the Anoni charge towards Don Onitaijin, who gets up and obliterates them with a slash from its two swords.

Uchuki evolves into Uchuking, with Don Momotaro using the Don Onitaijin Robotaro Gear again to make the warrior robot grow. During the battle, each team member discovers something that can aid Taro in the fight. Haruka discovers she can rapidly kick the enemy, Tsuyoshi can give Don Onitaijin flight and two katana swords, Shinichi can enhance Don Onitaijin's punches and Tsubasa boosts the robot's overall speed. After a fight on an elevating arena, where Tsubasa confesses he is terrified of heights, the team finishes Uchuking with their ultimate attack: the Donbros Paradise.

The otaku lies on the ground, dazed after his defeat as all the idols are restored and celebrated being freed from wherever they were imprisoned.


We gasped!

Me: Uchuki! The Kyurangers Hitotsuki! I knew it!

Qin: Oh man!

Me: I remember this guy! He was pissed because he couldn't get a girl named Shizuka to be crowned Ms. Cola!

Camie: Oh boy!

Me: Time for an out of this world Interstellar battle!

SEIZA CHANGE!

Kyurangers: STAR CHANGE!

They transformed!

Lucky: Super Star! Shishi Red!

Stinger: Poison Star! Sasori Orange!

Garo: Beast Star! Ookami Blue!

Balance: Trick Star! Tenbin Gold!

Champ: Ring Star! Oushi Black!

Naga: Silent Star! Hebitsukai Silver!

Hammie: Shinobi Star! Chameleon Green!

Raptor 283: Speed Star! Washi Pink!

Spada: Food Mei-Star! Kajiki Yellow!

Shou Ronpo: Dragon Ma-Star! Ryu Commander!

Kotara: Big Star! Koguma Skyblue!

Tsurugi: Space Bu-Star! Houou Soldier!

All: THE ULTIMATE SAVIORS! UCHU SENTAI KYURANGER!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Lucky: Time to test your luck!

Me: And this guys luck has just run out!

Qin: That is for sure!

Uchuki just captured Thorn inside a sphere.

Thorn: HEY!

Me: Not this time! (SNAPS FINGERS)

She was brought back to us.

Nicole: Time for this guy to lose his stellar sparkle! ERIDANUS STYLE NINJA ART: STREAM OF STELLAR STARS!

The constellation of Eridanus the River in the Southern Hemisphere appeared behind her and she fired a wave of stars and it formed into water and smashed him down.

Nico: OH YEAH!

Me: That was awesome!

Uchuki started fighting Lucky with the Galactic Skills of the Leo Constellation.

Lucky: HEY! Those are my moves!

Nicole: Two can play that! LEO STYLE NINJA ART: FIRESTORM OF THE STELLAR LION!

The constellation of Leo The Lion in the Northern Hemisphere appeared behind her she fired a wave of stars that formed into a pride of fire lions and they hit Uchuki and blasted him down!

Qin: YEAH!

Nico: Nice one!

Me: This is gonna be one for all the constellations.

Uchuki then made a tower of balls up to 999 meters high.

Nico: That's a big tower.

Me: Uh oh.

Uchuki: (tips it over at us) TIMBER!

Eli used the Force and threw the balls all back at him and smashed him all over!

Qin: Nice one!

Nicole: Now here's one for the Swan! CYGNUS STYLE NINJA ART: FLIGHT OF THE ANGELIC SWAN!

The Constellation of Cygnus the Swan in the Northern Hemisphere appeared behind her and she had white swan wings form behind her and she fired waves of stars and blasted him all over!

Nico: Take that!

Lucky: Alright lucky!

Me: Yeah!

Nicole: Lets make this one awesome.

Tsurugi: And Legendary!

Garou: Time for some wolf power!

Nicole: I agree there! LUPUS STYLE NINJA ART: WOLF PACK OF THE BLUE MOON!

The Constellation of Lupus the Wolf in the Southern Hemisphere appeared behind her and she fired waves of blue fire and they formed into a wolf pack and they smashed Uchuki all over!

Xenia: OH YEAH!

Eddy fired his blaster of Uchuki!

The blasts hit him all over!

Nicole: And this too for good measure. SCORPIO STYLE NINJA ART: STING OF THE POISON SCORPION!

The Constellation of Scorpio the Scorpion in the Northern Hemisphere appeared behind her and she fired waves of orange energy and it formed into a powerful scorpion tail and slashed him!

Qin: Nice one!

Me: Gentaro, Ryusei feel free to help out with this one.

Gentaro: You got it!

They flicked their Astroswitches!

Gentaro and Ryusei: HENSHIN!

They transformed!

Gentaro: Space is here! Time to settle this man to man!

Me: Lets make this a battle of the stars!

Nicole: You got it dad!

Me: Time for this! TAURUS STYLE NINJA ART: BULL STAMPEDE OF THE SEVEN SISTERS!

The stars of the constellation of Taurus the Bull in the Northern Hemisphere appeared behind me and I fired a stream of seven stars that formed into bulls and they smashed Uchuki down!

Me: Wow!

Nico: Wow! Those techniques are perfect for the constellations.

Me: Yep. Watch this too.

I flicked the switches for Venus and Vulturos!

I formed a planet Venus with Hummingbird wings on it.

Me: FLYING VENUS GOLDEN SNITCH PULVERIZER!

I threw it and it smashed Uchuki all over with brutal fury and speed!

Uchuki: This isn't lucky at all!

Me: That's because you are nothing but Bad Luck!

BURN!

Nicole: Now lets do a Fiery Legendary Attack! PHOENIX STYLE NINJA ART: FIREBIRD OF INFERNAL FLAMES!

The Constellation of Phoenix the Firebird in the Southern Hemisphere appeared behind her and she grew firebird wings and fired waves of fire and they formed into a powerful phoenix and it hit Uchuki and blasted him down in a fiery explosion!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Me: Oh yeah!

Tsurugi: That was awesome!

Lucky: And no one mocks my catchphrase!

Me: You got that right! Mocking Lucky is as bad as someone insulting Soji's grandmother! (To Soji) No offense.

Soji: None taken.

Maria fired water at him and drenched him.

Nico: Take that!

Me: And this too! The Scales are not tipping in your favor! LIBRA STYLE NINJA ART: JUDGEMENT OF THE SCALES OF JUSTICE!

The stars of the constellation of Libra the Scale in the Northern Hemisphere appeared behind me and I fired waves of sunlight and moonlight and blasted him down!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Iron Boy shot his repulsers at him and blasted him all over the place.

Nico: OH YEAH!

Lincoln: Top this one! SERPENS STYLE NINJA ART: STRIKE OF THE COBRA!

The stars of the Constellation of Serpens the Serpent in the Northern Hemisphere appeared behind him and he fired an energy blast and it formed into a cobra and fired waves of energy and blasted him all over!

Me: YEAH!

Naga: (Monotonously) That was well done.

Me: It sure was.

May froze his feet.

May: Looks like you got cold feet!

Me: YEAH!

Nicole: And you are really going to face the wrath of the dragon! DRACO STYLE NINJA ART: FIRESTORM OF THE DRAGONHEART!

The stars of the Constellation of Draco the Dragon in the Northern Hemisphere appeared behind her and she fired a blast of fire and energy from a heart in her hand and it hit Uchuki and blasted him down!

Qin: Dragonheart power! Wow!

Nico: That's what I'm talking about!

Me: You got that right!

Then an Audino appeared!

Me: Hey an Audino.

Nico: Cool!

Audino: (In a girls voice) Time for this girl to unleash the fury of sound!

Nico: Draco Audrey!

Audino: Awesome to see you again Nico.

Nico: Her real name is Diana Audrey. But she likes being called Draco.

Me: That's awesome.

Audino fired waves of energy and blasted Uchuki all over.

Lucky: We'll revert you back when this is done.

Audino: You got it!

Qin: Awesome.

Edzilla: ED SMASH KYURANGER RIPOFF!

He smashed him into dust!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Nico: Now it's time to finish him!

Lucky and Leona Leo: LION OF THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE!

Garou and Melanie Lupus: WOLF OF THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE!

Stinger and Sonia Scorpio: SCORPION OF THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE!

Naga and Esmeralda Serpens: SNAKE OF THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE!

Hammie and Camille Chameleous: CHAMELEON OF THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE!

Champ and Camie Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele: BULL OF THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE!

Balance and Lisa Libra: SCALES OF THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE!

Raptor 284 and Anya Aquilla: EAGLE OF THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE!

Spada and Catherine Laurence: DOLPHIN FISH OF THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE!

Shou Ronpo and Nefertiti Malfoy: DRAGON OF THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE!

Kotaro and Natilee Ursus: BEAR OF THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE!

Tsurugi and Serena Honoua: PHOENIX OF THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Uchuki and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

He was dead!

I caught the Kyuranger Avataro Gear!

Me: Uchuki you have failed this city!

Lyra: All's Well That End's Well!

Otaku Akahoshi was back to normal!

Kyurangers: WE WILL RECLAIM THE GALAXY!

He then vanished.

Me: He's gonna have one nasty headache from that.

Audino reverted back and she was a girl with pink hair and green eyes and had yellow clothes.

Draco Audrey: That was so awesome and epic!

Me: It sure was!

Nico: Yeah! First time we used our combos on a Hitotsuki.

Me: But it was all for a good theme I set up for this one.

Nico: Really?

Me: Yep. I wanted to make this exciting by using the Kyurangers with the girls that were turned into Another Zodiarts.

Nico: Very genius.

Maria: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Draco Audrey: My favorite is when me and Nico went into a cave and found a hideout full of treasure and my ultrasonic hearing picked up a huge amount of talking and we saw a huge theft operation. We got them busted.

Nico: I remember that.

Me: What was the treasure?

Draco Audrey: The treasure of Wheezing Ed..

Arnold and his friends gasped!

Arnold: That is amazing.

Gerald: Yeah it sure is!

Me: I've heard legends about him. That is amazing.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Draco hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Draco Audrey: Me too Nico. Me too.

But then I got a call on my phone.

Me: Hello?

Pickle Barrel: J.D. IT'S TIME! VINYL HAS GONE INTO LABOR!

Me: (GASP) We're on our way! GUYS! CODE MAMABIRD!

We gasped and went back to the estate!

We arrived.

Nico: Sorry we're late!

Vinyl Scratch: You made it in time! (In pain) It hurt!

Me: Lets get you to the hospital!

Lincoln: I'll be here Vinyl!

Varie: Start your breathing.

Ratchet got ready and we had her loaded into him and went to the hospital!

Jun: Sis, you're going to be okay!

Vinyl Scratch: I know! I know!

We arrived at the hospital and got her into the Delivery Room.

Jun and Lincoln went in with Vinyl.

We waited for her.

Nico: I hope she'll be okay.

Me: She will be.

We played go fish.

Me: Got any queens?

Nico: Nope. Go fish.

Me: Tartarsauce.

I drew a card.

Vinyl Scratch: LINCOLN THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! IF YOU GET ME PREGNANT AGAIN I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR MANHOOD AND MAKE YOU PEE INSIDE YOUR STOMACH AND THEN I WILL RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND EAT IT!

We gulped in fright!

Maria: That's harsh!

Nico: (GULPS) I think I peed my pants a little.

Me: Ew.

Leeli: She wouldn't dare do that would she?

Me: No that is just the labor pains talking.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: She's not really saying all that on purpose.

Nico: Good.

Vinyl screamed bloody murder!

WE TURNED WHITE AS SHEETS HEARING HER!

Qin: HOLY SHIT!

Nico: OH MAN!

Me: (GULP) I hope she didn't go through with her threat!

She continued screaming.

Me: OH MAN!

Qin: (GULPS)

But then it stopped.

Me: Oh it's done.

Nico: Whew!

Later Vinyl Scratch, Lincoln and Jun came out and they had 5 adorable baby girls in their arms. They each had Lincoln's eyes and Vinyl's neon blue hair.

Me: Oh Vinyl they are so adorable.

Qin: They sure are.

Vinyl Scratch: (Weak and tired) They sure are.

Nico: What will you name them?

Lincoln: These two with me are Rave Laser and Glow Storm.

Vinyl Scratch: These 2 are Blue Rave and Emerald Rock.

Jun: And this one is Ruby Rave.

Lola: Those names are adorable.

Xenia: They sure are.

We later brought Vinyl back home and she was put in a rocking chair and was resting.

Me: If you need anything, let us know.

Vinyl Scratch: Will do.

Maria: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Seismitoad, Sawk & Throh and Leavanny next. The Sawk & Throh will be together.

Qin: Cool!

Xenia: That will be awesome.

Nico: Yep.

Later the mascots were getting ready to head to the park.

Poromon: I can't wait to go to the park!

Manaphy: Me too!

Qin: You guys are going to have fun.

Lola: Yep.

We went to the park with them.

Poliwag: Here we are!

Manaphy: Yeah!

Nico: You guys have fun. We'll be sitting down.

Me: Yep.

Poromon: Thanks.

Poliwag: This will be good.

Horsea: What should we do first?

Manaphy: Lets play in the lake.

They went and did so and it was awesome.

Me: Aww that is awesome.

Qin: Yep.

But then a bunch of water blasts hit the mascots!

Manaphy: HEY! Maria don't hit us with that!

Maria: That wasn't me!

Poromon: It was them!

It was a bunch of Squirtle!

Me: Hey a gang of Squirtle.

Lola: Wow!

They were 5 Squirtle and they each had a pair of tough sunglasses on.

Ash: Wow! This reminds me of the time when we found the Squirtle Squad and I got my Squirtle.

Nico: Really?

Ash: Yeah that was awesome.

Poliwag: Can we help you guys?

Lead Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle. Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle.

Meowth: Oh man! He is saying that this is their park now. So scram or we'll pulverize you all.

Poliwag: Oh yeah!?

Manaphy: This park is for everyone!

Nico: Who do those Squirtle think they are?

Poromon: We'll fight you guys for this park!

Horsea: Bring it on chumps!

Poliwag: YEAH!

Lead Squirtle: SQUIRTLE!

They fired waves of water and they dodged it!

Poromon: (Echoing) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a powerful blast of lightning and it hit the 5 Squirtles and electrocuted them!

Poliwag: We need to make a fort!

Manaphy: On it!

She went and made one.

Horsea: Perfect.

Me: Uh oh.

Lola: This is gonna get ugly.

Horsea and Poliwag fired Hyper Beam Blasts at the Squirtles and blasted them far.

Manaphy: Arm the cannons!

Me: Cannons?

They got cannons ready.

The Squirtles went at them and ducked into their shells!

Brock: They're using Skull Bash!

Poromon: FIRE!

They fired cannons and blasted them into a tree!

Poromon: How's the ammo holding up?

Horsea: Plenty of ammo.

The Squirtle were still going at them.

Me: Those Squirtle are persistent aren't they?

Nico: No kidding.

Me: Should we step in and stop this?

Maria: I want to see how this plays out.

Me: Okay.

The Squirtle went at them and the mascots fired rocks and bashed them and knocked out the Squirtles.

Me: They are out cold.

Xenia: Nice!

Poromon: Poliwag, go up to them and see if they're REALLY knocked out.

Poliwag went over and saw that they were down with swirls in their eyes and were really out cold.

Poliwag: They are really out cold.

Poliwag came back.

Poromon: We won guys!

Nico: You sure did.

May: Do I even want to know where you got the cannons?

Poromon: Nope.

Lola: That was awesome though. What do we do with these Squirtle?

Lynn: You guys are gonna have to pay for the damages

Me: No need Lynn. (SNAPS FINGERS)

I fixed the whole park instantly.

Poromon: Awesome.

Qin: Cool.

Lola: Still doesn't explain what we do with these Squirtle.

Nico: I wonder if there's a park for Pokémon in another world.

Me: That would be awesome.

Eli: Yeah it sure would be.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: I don't know where you got those cannons. But you can keep them. They're gonna be useful tomorrow

Poromon: Yay!

Qin: We'll need them too.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Awesome. Now lets head home. We got a huge day tomorrow.

Eli: We sure do.

Me: Tomorrow is Nerissa's ultimate test of redemption.

Nico: You got that right.

Nerissa: I have nothing for Brainiac 5 to take control of. My powers are pure magic.

Me: Our powers make us all impervious to Brainiac's control.

Qin: That's right.

Me: Brainiac will rue the day he messed with us.

We went back home and got ready and then went to sleep.


Meanwhile in the 31st Century at the HQ of the Legion of Superheroes was Legion Superman and team and they were getting ready for our arrival.

Legion Superman: Brainy's ancestor will pay for his crimes.

Triplicate Girl: That is for sure.

Lightning Lad: I agree there!

Saturn Girl: No one takes our friends and lives.

Legion Superman: Team Loud Phoenix Storm will help make sure he pays. Lets get ready! LEGION ROLL OUT!

They went at the screen and it froze…

TO BE CONTINUED…


Another awesome fanfic done.

This was a great one.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Grizzly, Grizzaka, Boo Boo, Axe Bear, One Eyed Green Dragon, Helmut, Evil Sun, Crescent Grizzly and Sea Bears and Iron Man, Korra, Stella Copernicus, Infectious Lass, Selena Shub-Niggurath And Sailor Dwarf Woodlands and we're going to the Bowling Alley and we're going to have some fun bowling. Also we're going to battle Another Grizzly and Another Grizzaka and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Seismatoad and that one is going to be Caitlin Owl Casper and she is a powerful one.

the next match-up in The War Against The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters is Nerissa, Taylor, and Lincoln VS. Olivia Paisley

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Grand Junction, Colorado, and we're going to take down an dangerous criminal who's hated me his whole life. His name is Lucas Greyson, he's a dangerous and violent monster from High School who terrorized all of the students and teachers and he's like Lynn whenever Packing Day is declared, and before I moved to Michigan, I had exposed his crimes to everyone in school and I got him expelled and sent to prison for good, but he roared at me like an animal and I knew it meant he would have revenge on me. Now, years later, we got word Lucas has broken out and that wild animal wants revenge on me, and like what I did to Lynn when I went man-to-man with her on Packing Day, Lincoln's going man-to-animal with that wild animal, and we're taking him down and throwing him back in prison, this time, in a steel metal box, where he won't be getting out of ever again. And we're going to meet the next Elemental HERO of Earth, this time, it's Magnolia Monroe, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Poison Rose, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, she's a very powerful and also a very physically strong athlete who was born with superhuman strength, and she's also a skilled wilderness survival expert. Plus, she's also a seductive and one sexy hot mama who's flirted and made out with Lincoln more than once, and she loves him with all her heart which is also shared among the other members of his harem and Guardian Angels. She's also a member of The Elemental HEROS of Earth, but, unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire who had to deal with parents who built their business empires through the theft of intellectual property and got into criminal activity and evil siblings who are thieves and heartless thugs, The Elemental HEROS of Water who had to deal with lying conniving workers who tried to extort them and ruin their names and reputations, along with Sergio, the mastermind behind some of the early extortion plots, and the heartless evil abusive greedy parents and heartless gold-digging evil ex-little sisters, and The Elemental HEROS of Darkness who've had to deal with Lori, she and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth have had numerous clashes and dealings with Lynn, who has more than once tried to kill them and Lincoln many times over when she goes on her massive rage-fueled rampages, but they always saw her coming when they see her running on all fours, beating her chest like a gorilla and roaring like an animal, and the worst part was letting out those really loud belches, and catching the stench of her sweaty armpits and smelly feet. But, Melanie and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth along with Lincoln have more than once beaten Lynn into the ground, tied that animal up, and dragged her smelly butt home where she eventually got into massive trouble with her parents.

Get ready for a fun adventure in the 31st Century and we're going to help the Legion of Superheroes destroy Brainiac and we're going to make that monster pay for all his crimes especially to Brainiac 5!

See you next time.